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tim pool ▲ ● ▼		Earlier this morning, Donald Trump made several posts on Truth Social calling for the indictment and arrests of Hillary Clinton, Obama, as well as many others.
		These are memes he posted.
		He was re-truthing them, reposting them.
		And it basically said nothing's going to change until this happens.
		And it shows all these individuals behind bars.
		And then another one that says it's time to charge Obama the traitor for treason.
		Of course, the penalty includes death.
		Now, the crazy thing is, this is a post by Clint Russell that I cited before.
		Donald Trump has called Obama a traitor who committed treason several times now.
		And the penalty for that includes death.
		And people seem genuinely unfazed by it.
		Nobody says it's because Trump's not serious.
		No one takes him seriously.
		No, I think it's because the Trump base that knows the details of Russia gape, Obamagate, largely are already in agreement.
		And the liberals just don't believe it anyway.
		So Trump's just cheeto Hitler as he always is.
		But now we've got new information breaking, which gets a bit crazy.
		Cash Patel found thousands of sensitive Trump-Russia probe documents inside burn bags in a secret room at the FBI.
		And this is not the first time we've heard that Cash and Dan, the DOJ, have uncovered documents in places where they should not be.
		As if the previous administration, under Trump, the deep state, knew they couldn't destroy the evidence.
		There's no plausible deniability in that.
		But they could make it incredibly hard to find.
		Which brings me, of course, to the real story, the moon landing.
		It never, I'm kidding.
		But it's funny because I make this point about the moon landing when debating Alex Stein.
		He's like, how did they lose technology?
		And I'm like, bro, you think they know where all these documents are placed?
		We're lucky that Cash and Pam and Dan have been able to find these things.
		I imagine they're having teams of people that they trust, probably through lie detectors, scouring the buildings, trying to find where Comey and the previous deep state intel assets were hiding documents so they could say, we never destroyed anything, but they could break chain of custody.
		This is pretty wild, my friends.
		And if Trump gets his way and they do charge Obama with treason, it will be unprecedented.
		Now, many people say it's never going to happen.
		You're nuts if you think they're actually going to charge Obama.
		People said the same thing about charging of Trump that he'd never be arrested.
		He'd never be charged.
		And if he was, he'd never get arrested.
		He'd never go to court.
		It would never happen.
		And right now, Trump has pending criminal charges.
		He appealed this case in New York.
		It's gone before an appellate court.
		They have not yet issued their ruling, and it's been nearly one year, which is additionally unprecedented.
		It's a stalemate, I guess.
		You put this all together, my friends, with the story I covered earlier this morning.
		LA grand juries are refusing to indict far-left extremists who are attacking law enforcement.
		And ask yourself where we are as a country.
		Nobody cares when Donald Trump says treason for Obama for the aforementioned reasons.
		Cash Patel once again found secret documents.
		Secret documents.
		They're not supposed to be, but they were hidden.
		And boots on the ground level individuals, regular run-of-the-mill juries, are convicting Trump of fake crimes And now refusing in LA to indict extremists.
		Where do you think we go from here?
		Honest question.
		Now we're going to get into all this news as we usually do.
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	Let's jump into the news and talk about what's going on right now.
	Patel found thousands of sensitive Trump Russia probe docs inside burn bags in secret room at FBI.
	They report FBI Director Cash Patel found a trove of sensitive documents related to the origins of the Trump Russia probe buried in multiple burn bags in a secret room inside the Bureau.
	Sources familiar with the incident told Fox News.
	Sources told Fox News Digital that the burn bag system is used to destroy documents designated as classified or higher.
	Sources told Fox News Digital that multiple burn bags were found and filled with thousands of documents.
	Excuse me, they went on to say, one of the documents, I want to point out, Fox, stop starting sentences three in a row with sources said, sources said, sources said.
	We get it.
	They say, one of the documents FBI officials found in a burn bag was a classified annex to former special counsel John Durham's final report, which includes the underlying intelligence he reviewed.
	The classification of the classified annex is being done in close coordination with CIA Director John Ratcliffe, Patel, DNI Tulsi Gabbard, Pam Bondi, and acting National Security Agency Director William Hartman.
	The declassified annex will be transmitted to Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley, who ultimately will release the document to the public.
	Sources exclusively briefed Fox News on some of the contents of the classified annex, including that the U.S. Intel community had credible foreign sources indicating the FBI would play a role in spreading the alleged Trump-Russia collusion narrative before the Bureau ever launched its controversial crossfire hurricane probe.
	I want to stress.
	Sources briefed that in the classified documents, they had credible foreign sources saying the FBI would spread the allegation before they even launched Crossfire Hurricane.
	Sounds like it was a conspiracy planned the whole time to undermine these United States and Donald Trump.
	A source familiar with the contents of the classified annex told Fox News Digital that while it may not have been exactly clear in the moment what the intelligence collection meant, with the benefit of hindsight, it predicted the FBI's next move with alarming specificity.
	Ultimately, the release of the classified annex will lend more credibility to the assertion that there was a coordinated plan inside the U.S. government to help the Clinton campaign stir up controversy connecting Trump to Russia, the source said.
	You can see here Tulsi Gabbard with her documents.
	Mere days after this intel was collected, the FBI launched Crossfire Hurricane.
	It's really hard to see how Brennan, Clapper, and Comey are going to be able to explain this away.
	They say Patel and his team discovered a previously undisclosed sensitive compartmented information facility in the FBI headquarters.
	Fox News Digital reached out to the previous directors, Christopher Ray and James Comey, for comment and have not received any responses.
	Patel in a June interview with Joe Rogan revealed that he found a room full of documents and computer hard drives that no one had ever seen or heard of.
	Just think about this.
	Me as director of the FBI, the former RussiaGate guy, when I first got to the Bureau, found a room that Comey and others hid from the world in the Hoover building full of documents and computer hard drives that no one had ever seen or heard of, locked the key and hid access and just said, no one's ever going to find this place.
	Patel and his staff have been working through documents, some of which are related to sensitive investigations, including the FBI's original Trump-Russia probe known inside the Bureau as Crossfire Hurricane.
	It is unclear what the latest documents cover specifically, but sources told Fox News Digital that the most recent discovery was pursuant to an investigative request from Grassley.
	Patel has turned the documents over to Grassley.
	Grassley has been requesting information related to Durham's probe.
	Durham was appointed after then Special Counsel Robert Mueller completed his years-long investigation.
	You get it.
	You get it, my friends.
	More and more evidence seems to be piling up that we know exactly what they were doing, intending to smear Donald Trump, falsely malign him, to undermine his presidency because they wanted Hillary Clinton to win.
	There's now reporting that Hillary Clinton, who is sick, and we all know it.
	Remember the video where Hillary like bobs out of control and everyone's laughing like what?
	Or when she collapses in the street or when she coughs up weird gobs of phlegm into a glass?
	Everybody Knew she was very sick.
	Apparently, Russia knew this and withheld the information.
	And you might be saying, why?
	They wanted Trump to win.
	And that's the point.
	They didn't care who won.
	In fact, it may indicate they wanted Hillary to win because they had dirt on her.
	And what did they say?
	The deep state claimed, the liberal media claimed they had compromised on Trump.
	When in fact, it seems they didn't.
	So what did they do?
	They claimed Donald Trump had a peepee tape.
	And the media ran the story.
	And everyone just believed it.
	How psychotic and evil are these people?
	Absolutely insane.
	My friends, Donald Trump has now shared, quote, a bunch of off-the-wall memes in roller coaster truth social spree, including one with Obama and Hillary behind bars.
	Indeed.
	But take a look at this clip.
	Trump describes DNI allegations against Obama officials as serious treason.
	Let's get the audio rolling on this.
	We got everything muted.
	That's how we do it.
	Because otherwise they're noisy.
	Play the stupid video.
	Come on, Fox.
donald j trump ▲ ● ▼		But they did a lot of bad things.
		I mean, this was, I would say it was treason.
		It was treason.
		They made up all these stories, just fake stories.
		And yeah, I would say it was serious treason and hurt the country and put the country in danger.
		You know, they did on the Russia, Russia, Russia hoax.
unidentified		They lied unbelievably.
tim pool ▲ ● ▼		Indeed, it says Tulsi Gabbard alleged this month the Obama administration promoted a contrived narrative that Russia interfered in the election.
		Indeed, my friends.
		And now Donald Trump has a couple of posts for you.
		One of them says, until this happens, nothing will change.
		Let's pull these posts up.
		Women for Trump posted this and Trump retruthed it.
		And we can see, oh boy, look at all these.
		You got Holder.
		You got Peter Strzzok.
		You got James Comey.
		I don't remember half these people's names.
		You got Brennan.
		You got Podesta, Hillary.
		Is that Brennan right there?
		That's Clapper.
		That's Clapper.
		Obama.
		But wait, there's more.
		This is the big hit.
		From MAGA America's ambassador.
		Donald Trump retruthed this.
		It's time to indict Obama, the traitor, for treason, it says.
		Okay.
		Well, my friends, the penalty for treason is, I believe, no less than 10 years in prison and or death.
		There's a fine in there somewhere.
		You know, let's just, let's pull it up.
		Let's not mince words.
		I have treason.
		I have it pulled up because we talk about it quite a bit, as many people like to cite treason.
		We have treason here.
		Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title, but not less than $10,000 and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.
		Okay, so I was wrong.
		It's five years.
		It seems like it's pretty wild to be like a five-year minimum or death.
		I was like, that's a big stretch you got there.
		But to give the government a lot of leeway in deciding how to actually handle this.
		$10,000.
		You know, if you go back to 1948, $10,000 is actually around, I think, $100,000.
		So you need to update those laws.
		What I love, my favorite amendment, my friends, is the Seventh Amendment.
		Do you guys know the Seventh Amendment?
		I bet you don't.
		Even though it's one of the most important.
		It really is.
		Most people are unfamiliar, but I'm going to read it for you.
		In suits at common law where the value in controversy shall exceed $20, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury shall be otherwise re-examined in any court of the United States than according to the rules of common law.
		I love this.
		$20.
		Yo, in 1789, $20 was a lot more money.
		Let's get the exact number.
		How much was $20 worth in 1789?
		Let's get the number on this one.
		Because, you know, it was $730.
		So, okay, like, wow, inflation's massive.
		They were basically saying, yo, if it's small claims, have a nice day.
		You're screwed.
		But now, $20 is literal small claims.
		But I'm a big fan.
		I love the Seventh Amendment.
		The more you know, right?
		Well, I must say, my friends, if this is the move that Trump makes, Tulsi, Gabbard, Cash are continuing their investigation.
		There's two questions.
		Check this out.
		Democrats use rare law to push for Epstein files release.
	On Capitol Hill today, Senate Democrats led by Minority Leader Chuck Schumer will hold a press conference at 12 p.m. Eastern to discuss their plans to push the Justice Department to release the full and unredacted Epstein files.
	Democrats are using a rare and little-known law known colloquially as the Rule of Five, which requires government agencies to provide relevant information if at least five members of the committee request it.
	In this case, all Democrats on the Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee signed a letter to Attorney General Pam Bondi yesterday.
	Now, many people have said this is a distraction.
	The Obama stuff.
	They said, Donald Trump launched the Obama stuff to distract against the Epstein files.
	Did he?
	Or it's the other way around.
	Are the Democrats launching the Epstein stuff to distract against the Obama files?
	I don't understand why you'd make a determination as to which is which.
	It is two competing narratives from power centers of both political factions in this country, parent to political factions, waging some kind of administrative war against each other.
	The Democrats are claiming Trump is in the Epstein files, and Trump is claiming Obama's a traitor.
	Now, we don't know if Trump is in the Epstein files.
	I think there's a good chance he probably is.
	In what capacity?
	Honestly, I don't know, but probably Something passive.
	There's audio that's being recirculated where Trump says that he basically kicked Epstein out because Epstein was going to Mar-a-Lago and having Ghylaine try and take the girls that were working at his club and bring them to the island for illicit activities.
	And Trump was like, Who the do you think you are?
	I don't know.
	The Democrats are attacking Trump over this.
	Sure, whatever, I guess.
	Is it possible that Trump was involved with Epstein?
unidentified		Yeah.
tim pool ▲ ● ▼		I don't think so, though.
		We say it a million times, but they falsely accused Trump of so much.
		I have to imagine if they had anything from the Epstein files, they'd have released it a long time ago.
		The reality is there is a battle.
		There is an administrative conflict right now between the two power centers.
		Where does it end?
		I don't know if this is something we've seen throughout history.
		The internet changes the game a lot.
		But I will add this.
		A story that I talked about this morning that I think bears repeating in this context.
		Trump's top federal prosecutor in LA struggles to secure indictments in protest cases.
		Grand juries in LA are refusing to return indictments on far-left extremists.
		So again, at the ground level, you've got people, citizens of California, being called in for jury duty and they're being like, nah, we actually don't care these people are attacking law enforcement.
		Call it what you want.
		At the ground level, there's violence.
		The citizenry of those jurisdictions are defending the violence.
		At the highest administrative level, they're accusing each other of high crimes, treason, pedophilia, whatever it may be.
		Now, I know a lot of people, the reason people were saying that the Obama stuff was a distraction was because they say, no, no, the Epstein stuff was first.
		It's not true.
		The Obama stuff was first.
		I'll prove it.
		We just literally talked about this with the Fox News story.
		Cash Patel on Joe Rogan said they found the documents hidden in a room.
		This story about Patel on Rogan well predates Donald Trump's evasiveness on the issue of Epstein.
		Now, Trump's not innocent on the issue of Epstein.
		I'm not going to sit here and defend him.
		He won't release the files.
		There's certain information from the Epstein case that we believe, we the people, should be made public.
		Thomas Massey and Rokana, I believe, are doing a great job on this.
		We don't want child abuse materials.
		We don't want anything that will compromise an ongoing investigation.
		But when they, Pam Bondi, puts out this weird memo saying, nothing to see here, Cash Patel says nothing to see here, we have questions.
		But let me make sure I stress this again for you guys.
		The people who are coming out and saying the Epstein stuff happened first and then they launched Obama, they are wrong.
		Absolutely wrong.
		The ObamaGate stuff happened well before Trump got evasive on Epstein.
		Cash Patel's appointment, his calling out of Comey, saying he perpetrated the largest criminal conspiracy in this country happened well before the Epstein stuff came and Trump and his administration started panicking over it.
		Now they're panicking over it, so I don't know what their problem is.
		Probably the worst managed scandal in history in the United States.
		Maybe not correct, but seriously bad.
		But I'm going to stress this.
		Since Trump got in, well before he got in, this has been a major component of what people have been asking for.
		When will these people be criminally charged?
		And so the issue of whether or not the Epstein stuff from Democrats is a distraction, this is the question.
		Cash Patel says, hey, look what we got here.
		They hid documents.
		We found them.
		Then, in these events, these interviews, where Cash is speaking, he says, I think Epstein took his own life.
		The Democrats then seized upon it after the fact.
		And so they're trying to make the narrative that Trump was distracting with Obama, despite the fact that Cash Patel, again, I'll say it again, had put this information out before the attacks against the Trump administration on the Epstein stuff.
		Now, I'm not saying one or the other is true.
		I am saying these are the details in the timeline, and don't let people gaslight you.
		I think Trump's being very evasive on the Epstein stuff, and it's very strange.
		I think it's poorly handled.
		Pam Bondi dropped the ball.
		She lied.
		She says, we got all these videos and the files are on my desk.
		Oh, I'm sorry.
		She misspoke.
		I talk to a lot of people and they say, I think she probably did misspoke.
		Okay, maybe she did.
		Because they said, where's the Epstein client list?
		And she goes, I've got the stuff on my desk.
		I've got it on my desk right now.
unidentified		It.
tim pool ▲ ● ▼		And then she said, no, no, I meant the files.
		Then why phase one?
		They give these binders to the influencers.
		What is this?
		Poorly thought out bad planning?
		Maybe.
		Or maybe it's an administrative civil war.
		That's what Eric Weinstein called it.
		Call it what you want, my friends.
		I don't know.
		But I'm going to say it again.
		We've got street violence against innocent people.
		Far-left extremists firebombing ICE facilities, attacking federal law enforcement.
		The prosecutors can't get indictments because the locals are just like, nah.
		And indictments are notoriously easy to get.
		The saying is you can indict a ham sandwich.
		That's how easy it is because you're not asking for proof beyond a reasonable doubt.
		You're saying like, is it possible?
		And they're like, yeah, it's possible.
		They can't even get them in LA.
		And it's clear.
		People of California are like, we want these policies.
		The hyperpolarization in this country is so intense, you cannot even get an indictment of people on camera attacking law enforcement.
		Now, that's crazy.
		That's very crazy.
		And once again, that's the bottom.
		At the top, Trump's accused of being in the Epstein files and Obama's accused of treason.
		So what's the next step?
		I'm asking you guys honestly to comment and tell me what you think.
		Because, you know, I've brought it up time and time again, and I am begging for a logical answer as to what comes next.
		Perhaps it's Obama gets charged.
		Everyone cheers.
		Democrats say, whoops, wow, we were wrong about that.
		Do you really think so?
		Nobody believes that.
		Perhaps the Epstein files get released by Democrats.
		Trump is exposed.
		He was working with Epstein the whole time, doing exactly what everyone thought he did.
		The MAGA base fractures.
		Trump in disgrace gets impeached.
		The last couple years of his administration, He fails, then Democrats win 2028 and restore communism to this great nation.
		I doubt it.
		I don't see that as a reality.
		Maybe the most likely outcome is Trump steps up the use of his executive authorities, citing California's a lawless state that won't bring indictments to people that they know committed crimes, invokes the Insurrection Act and has the National Guard come in and start enforcing the law.
		And the left forms violent insurgent groups, starts fighting back, and it escalates from there.
		Obama refuses to face any subpoenas.
		The feds are split.
		Nobody knows if they're going to arrest Obama or what's going to happen.
		I honestly have no idea what to expect.
		In the meantime, Trump's approval rating, it's minus five.
		If it's within the margin of error, it could be as high as minus eight, as low as minus three.
		People tend to like what Trump is doing.
		And there is a split in this country.
		Democrats, at the same time, are at record lows, a 35-year low.
		So where does this country go?
		You've got the rise of socialists, a socialist surge.
		Maryland political analysts say Democrats challenging the status quo.
		Yeah, they're socialists.
		Socialists are on the rise of the Democratic Party.
		There's no stopping it because young people are psychotic.
		Not all of them.
		I'm just saying.
		The younger generation, their brains are absolutely fried.
		They don't understand economics.
	They don't understand hard work.
	They've never experienced it.
	It's a combination of gluttony of American success as well as snowplow parenting.
	It's wild to think.
	Back in the day, my friends, you had people get a bar fight.
	They'd be at a bar.
	Guy would say something to the other guy.
	He'd say, you want to take it outside?
	They'd go outside.
	Nobody would even bother calling the cops.
	Even if the guy got knocked out and was suffering a concussion, nobody'd call the cops.
	And sometimes when fights break out, when cops get called, the cops would be like, guys, go home.
	Today, you get breathed on and someone calls the police.
	And it's just nuts.
	Cops are just like, okay, we're done with this.
	But it varies by jurisdiction.
	It's just crazy to think that back in the day, cops were like, nah, this is between you guys.
	You get these young people and people like Zoran Mamdani, he's a commie.
	They want to get rid of the police.
	He says to replace it with something that actually keeps people safe.
	Because I think this guy knows exactly what he's doing.
	This is what evil looks like.
	There's no way this guy can go to Uganda in a compound, surrounded by security, and then think the people shouldn't have this.
	He knows exactly what security does for him.
	In L.A., the police force is beholden to the mayor and the local government.
	So how, then, is he not aware of this?
	It's a political appointee, the person who runs the police department.
	Mayor's going to choose him.
	They're going to choose who works for them.
	And here's what I said.
	There's a story yesterday.
	Ron DeSantis predicts cops in NY will flee to Florida if Zoron wins.
	I don't think so.
	Some, sure.
	It's a truism.
	It's a true statement.
	It can't be false.
	Because cops could mean two.
	But the idea that you'd see a mass exodus, no.
	The good cops already left.
	The cops who remain are the ones who are willing to shut churches down and enforce communist, I don't know, ethos.
	The communist leaders in New York say, do it.
	And the cops say, you got it, boss.
	Shut down the church.
	They go right away.
	And that's what they did.
	No constitutionalist, God-fearing American cop would actually shut a church down.
	They might pretend to be, but they're not.
	So where does this country go with pro abolishing the police people like Zoran Mamdani winning and the ignorant masses cheering for their own demise?
	Where do we go?
	I think most of you have an answer.
	And a lot of people have a special word, civil war.
	All right, so administrative civil war is now.
	Some have called it a cold civil war.
	Eric Weinstein says administrative civil war.
	They are using legitimacy to use the force of government against their opponents.
	First with Trump being arrested and charged on fake charges.
	Now Donald Trump demanding accountability for the actions taken by the Democrats.
	And the Democrats are acting like they didn't do any of this.
	There's a clip from Bill Maher, his Club Random podcast with Brian Tyler Cohen.
	And he actually has the gall to say that Republicans do whatever they want, they break the rules, and Democrats is the party of strongly worded letters.
	It's amazing to hear, isn't it?
	They arrested Trump's lawyers.
	And what did Trump do?
	Nothing.
	Did Trump invoke the Insurrection Act to shut down the rights?
unidentified		Nope.
tim pool ▲ ● ▼		Did Trump go and arrest his political opponents?
		He did not.
		And they have the gall to say Republicans are the ones doing it.
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		For everybody else, it's time to talk about the weather.
		We've got this story breaking from the Independent.
		Yesterday, we saw an 8.8 magnitude earthquake causing a tsunami across the entire Pacific.
		Pacific Islands, the Aleutians, Japan, Russia, the West Coast of the United States, all receiving a warning a tsunami was coming.
		In fact, a prediction that even in the shores of South America, they would see remnants of this tsunami reaching as far down, again, as South America.
		Following this, initially reported as an 8, it was upgraded to an 8.7 and an 8.8, making it the sixth largest earthquake on record.
		Now, that's just on record.
		We've been tracking it for 100 years.
		There's, of course, been crazier earthquakes.
		But so long as we've been recording this, this is one of the biggest.
		Following this news, a volcano in Russia, the Klyuchevskoy volcano erupted.
		And not just that, the tsunami warnings remain in effect and have been in effect all day.
		So this is important news for everybody that is currently tracking this.
		There is still advisories, and I believe the warnings have largely been lifted.
		You can see that the threat is there.
		I believe the threat is international.
		And then of the U.S. and Canada, the warnings are, so we can actually see this.
		So in Papua New Guinea, between 0.3 and 1 meter, we've seen videos now of the tsunami making landfall.
		And it doesn't appear based on what we've seen so far to be the worst tsunami ever.
		With advanced warning, many people were able to get to safety.
		There's one video of what appears to be a six-foot surge.
		And it seems most people were okay.
		Now, there was breaking news coming out of Hawaii that early on police were blocking a private road owned by Oprah Winfrey.
		However, the road was eventually opened, and I believe Oprah issued a statement on this.
		But where things are getting interesting, we've got a handful of stories for you guys.
		The tsunami has hit California, Oregon, and Washington.
		We've got video and updates.
		We'll play for you in a second.
		You want to know where it's interesting?
		Again, the volcanic eruption is massive.
		Check this out.
		Two accounts going viral right now for having predicted.
		Now, okay, I'll be light with you guys.
		They were light predictions.
		They didn't say on this date this will happen, but they said, I believe this may happen soon.
		And you know what?
		You get a million people, a million monkeys on typewriters.
		Eventually, some of them will get something right.
		So who knows what this means?
		But it could be serious.
		Then in North Dakota, they had to issue a warning that there was no threat of a tsunami in the landlocked state, which was weird.
		Sure.
		And my favorite story on this.
		Potential asteroid impact on moon in 2032.
		Well, what I can tell you, my friends, some are saying the stories about alien objects heading to the U.S., or to, I'm sorry, to the Earth, one of which could be a hostile alien spacecraft.
		Some have said it's just a distraction from the Epstein stuff.
		Every time a big story happens, they're like, oh, look, aliens.
		We get it.
		Earthquake?
		Not so much.
		The first thing we should do, take a look at these videos of the tsunami hitting.
		We have this clip from Newsweek.
		Check it out.
	This is, I think we're muted here.
	I don't know.
	We're not.
	There's no sound anyway.
	Oh, there it is.
	There we go.
	So this is, I believe this is Russia.
	And you can see the massive waves pouring in.
	Take a look at this.
unidentified		Wow.
tim pool ▲ ● ▼		Honolulu.
		Everybody's trying to evacuate.
		Some people are still out there in the water.
		There was a crazy video showing the water receding back 100 plus feet.
		When that happens, you run.
		Because it means a tsunami's coming.
		Take a look at this for the Independent.
		Volcano in Russia's Far East starts erupting.
		So I don't know if this is actual video of it.
		This might be.
unidentified		Okay, that's just annoying music.
unidentified		What is this?
tim pool ▲ ● ▼		Kamacha branch it says moment the volcano erupts.
		Check that out.
		We don't need that stupid music.
		So for those that are watching right now, you can just see this grainy video footage.
		It's black and white.
		And you can see the volcanic eruption very, very obviously tied to this earthquake.
		They say scientists described the descent of burning hot lava down the slopes of one of the world's highest active volcanoes hours after a huge 8.8 earthquake rocked the region.
		Klyuchevskoy, which has erupted several times over recent years, is located approximately 280 miles north of the Petra Pavlovskomachky, the regional capital.
		The Russian Academy of Sciences, United Geophysical Service, confirmed the eruption, stating on telegram, a descent of burning hot lava is observed on the western slope.
		Powerful glow from the volcano.
		This is where it gets interesting.
		The conspiracy theories.
		Take a look at this post.
		This is a tweet from Priyanka, astrotherapist one.
		Maybe she's a crazy lady who got something right.
		Like I mentioned, a million monkeys and typewriters, and eventually they'll make a prediction.
		This post is from June 13th.
		It is now July 30th.
		Of course, the earthquake was the 29th.
		Upcoming huge earthquake and or tsunami warning.
		She writes, you can copy, paste, call it fear-mongering or business-seeking or whatever.
		I don't care anymore.
		I will do what I meant to do.
		One important event I want to talk about today.
		There is no need to get panicked.
		Just prepare yourself in case.
		I've been comparing the three dates when major tsunamis hit the U.S. December 26, 2004, March 11th, 2011, and September 28th, 2018.
		I've been studying the charts of these dates as well as studying charts of the upcoming dates.
		I have seen a lot of similarities, a few of which is below.
		The chart of the coming dates contains multiple recurring themes from the previous tsunami dates.
		Fiery Mars-Ketu conjunction in Leo.
unidentified		What?
tim pool ▲ ● ▼		There's more.
tim pool ▲ ● ▼		Strong water replacements with retro Saturn and Pisces.
unidentified		Huh?
tim pool ▲ ● ▼		Moon in a critical nakshatra.
		Hold on there a minute, lady.
		Are you telling me that you're looking at planetary alignment and star charts and stuff like that to predict an earthquake?
		Well, she gave a broad window and was right.
		And here's the thing.
		This is the sixth Biggest earthquake on record.
		It'd be one thing if she was like, Look, a 3.1 somewhere.
		It's earthquakes all the time.
		A Jupiter in Ardra, a nakshatra of chaos.
		So if I see an overall structure, I feel from June 25th, July 31st, there are high chances of a huge earthquake and tsunami coming.
		She got it right.
		Come on, man.
		The dates can be a couple of days ahead or later.
		If you have plans, travel to eastern countries, to India, or the western coast of America, please be careful.
unidentified		What?
tim pool ▲ ● ▼		She nailed it.
unidentified		Okay.
tim pool ▲ ● ▼		If she had come out and said explicitly on July 29th, there's going to be a Pacific earthquake and tsunami, then I'd be substantially more impressed.
		Still, it is really interesting that she said, in these two regions, in this month period, I'm predicting a major earthquake and tsunami, and it happened.
		Now, let me be a little bit skeptical, my friends.
		How many other people made predictions and we didn't pull up their tweets?
		That was the point about the monkeys.
		I bet you there's a thousand other people who said an earthquake, a thunderstorm, a meteor strike, and none of it ever happens.
		And the only reason this one's gone viral is because it happens to be the one that she got right.
		I'm going to hit refresh on this and see if there's been any updates.
		Because again, this post is from June 13th.
		It's got 343,000.
		And there are a lot of people just like, eh, don't believe it.
		She says, I deal with people daily.
		And now here's a funny one.
		This post was deleted by the author.
		So now will you take your words back?
		Yes, I am deleting the post.
		Unlike most things of this nature, this post actually aged well on X. A lot of people are saying, whoa, she was completely correct.
		Interesting.
		Every seven years.
		Could it be a scientific explanation for this?
		Some people think so.
		There are people who believe that the position of the sun, the apogee or perigee of the moon, and other planets, these gravitational waves do hit the earth.
		And it's possible.
		Gravitational waves or whatever you want to call them.
		I don't know.
		I'm not an astrophysicist.
		But the general idea is if the moon can cause the tides, the gravitational pull of other celestial bodies does affect the earth.
		And perhaps when there is an alignment, there is energy emitted and it's going to pull on a tectonic plate or whatever and trigger that earthquake.
		Over seven years, it gets jammed together.
		The energy is building up.
		And then when this alignment happens, it releases the energy and you get a massive earthquake.
		Maybe.
		I mean, who am I?
unidentified		I don't know.
tim pool ▲ ● ▼		I have no idea.
		It is interesting, though.
		But wait, there's more.
		The Canadian earthquake researcher, this guy, MX Don DeVivo, he says plates now fully locked globally.
		Incoming magnitude 10, global mega quake in Japan.
		In Ja Almighty, we trust Akunamatara Namaste.
		He tweeted this.
		This post is from July 24th.
		It's crazy.
		Now, he didn't exactly predict this.
		He was predicting you would see a foreshock followed by certain things.
		But five days before an 8.8, he said, when this event, they call it the Colebra event, a massive quake, you will see this earthquake.
		He says, important news.
		I am now 95% certain to know when the mega quake is just days away.
		Even if these don't all go exactly as expected, but most likely do, the mega quake is unlikely to happen by surprise.
		Aside from a foreshock of M8.7 to 9.0, markets are likely to react.
		Now, okay, the markets aren't reacting to this quake, so he's not exactly correct.
		This one's just very interesting that five days before an 8.8, he said when the mega quake comes, there will be this massive earthquake.
		Now, to be fair, he's talking about the Calabra event.
		Let me pull this one up if you guys aren't familiar with it.
		There's a lot of scientific data on this one, actually.
		It's not just all conspiracy hubbub nonsense.
		Conspiracy is the wrong word.
		We've got this from pen.edu.
		Whoops.
		Evidence for possible precursor events of megathrust earthquakes.
		And then we have, here's another one from Science Direct.
		A megathrust earthquake as a source of pre-Columbian tsunami and lesser Antilles, sediment deposit and modeling.
		Megaquakes are real things.
		And there have been numerous reports about the potential or evidence that we could face one coming soon.
		So the Calebra event, for those that don't know, we'll just pull it up right here.
		I got the Google search for you guys.
		They say it's a theory not widely accepted that proposed a potential magnitude 10 megathrust earthquake in Japan, potentially causing a massive tsunami and disrupting global trade.
		This theory is based on work of earthquake researcher Brent, how do you say, Dimitric, who believes that the locking of tectonic plates in the region is building up to a catastrophic release of energy.
		A magnitude 10 earthquake is exceptionally rare and would be significantly more powerful than even very large earthquakes.
		Megathrust earthquakes occur at subduction zones where one tectonic plate slides beneath another and can cause massive displacement of the ocean floor leading to tsunamis.
		Dimitri suggests that specific precursors such as large four shocks, magnitude 8.7 to 9.0, usually market liquidity drains and a sharp rise in the T10Y3M yield curve could indicate an imminent event.
		The theory proposes that such an event could cause a massive tsunami, disrupt global trade, and have far-reaching consequences.
		It's gained traction online.
		It is not, however, widely accepted by mainstream seismologists.
		The name Calebra is not explained in the search results.
		It appears to be a term coined by Dimitric.
		They say it's crucial to remember that the Calebra event is not a scientific consensus, blah, blah, blah.
		Okay.
		So I actually have to make the argument: this guy's probably wrong.
		Probably wrong.
		And I'm assuming they're referring to this guy.
		I don't know, Don DeVivo, is this the Mitrick guy?
		If we start to see the markets drain and mass sell-offs following – Here's why I thought it would be funny to highlight this.
		If the markets start reacting negatively to this earthquake, you know, again, it's only Wednesday.
		Then I'm going to start getting nervous.
		But as of right now, as far as I can tell, we good.
		I'm not seeing anything in the markets.
		I'm not seeing any news about this.
		Let me just check the old, yeah.
		Trading today is fine.
		A lot of ups.
		Seems good.
		Hate to say it.
		Actually, love to say it.
		Guys, probably just wrong making these predictions.
		So I don't think we're going to see anything.
		I don't think it's the apocalypse.
		I think the reality is just for these predictions, a million monkeys on typewriters will make a prediction, right?
	Shout out to Superman, which was just awful when they had the monkeys typing on typewriters.
	And then this, you know, we'll highlight this briefly before we get to the next article about, you know, a giant meteor coming and slamming into the moon.
	Weather service assures North Dakotans there is no threat of tsunami in landlocked state, huh?
	Sure, they said National Weather Service, Grand Forks, there is no threat for tsunami impacts in North Dakota.
	If you're in a coastal area under threat, however, check tsunami.gov for updated information and with local officials for any evacuation orders.
	The fact that this needed to be said is wild, reacted Fox News national correspondent Bill Malugan.
	While meteorologist Chris Martz questioned, North Dakota is between 750 and 3,506 feet above sea level, and its westernmost point is about 950 miles from the Pacific Ocean.
	Are people there seriously that dumb that they think a tsunami could impact them?
	The Honolulu Department of Emergency Management advised Hawaiians to get to buildings at least 10 stories tall on Tuesday after warning that a tsunami was expected to hit around 7.17 local time.
	Tsunami advisories were also issued along the West Coast from Port Angeles in Washington State to San Diego, along with the U.S. Pacific territories of Guam and American Samoa.
	Crazy.
	The question that I have for everybody else, as we advance to the back half of this segment, what's going on?
	Potential asteroid impact on moon in 2032 could trigger massive meteor shower on Earth.
	Uh-huh.
	Okay.
	Can I pull up the hostile alien attack one?
	Hostile, possible hostile alien attack on, are you kidding me?
	Rare interstellar object the size of Manhattan could be an alien probe.
	Oh, they changed their headline, did they?
	Come on, show me the hostile alien attack.
	What did you get rid of it?
	Let's see, the hypothesis is that this object is a technological artifact and furthermore is active intelligence.
	Is this the image?
	Take a look at this thing.
	Many people were citing Umwamwa, who was the name of the other one.
	The paper presented several anomalous characteristics, which could indicate that it is not a comment at all, but instead a directed craft.
	Yeah?
	Did they get rid of the hostile portion of this?
	Oh, come on.
	That's sad, New York Post.
	Don't do that.
	Don't do that.
	We all remember.
	Let me pull this up and see if I can find the archive.
	We don't play that game, New York Post.
	You can't take back what you said.
	Here we go.
	Let's see.
	Here's the original headline.
	Possibly hostile alien threat detected, an unknown interstellar object.
	Here's another one.
	I think it's the same one.
	Hostile alien threat.
	A hostile.
	Okay, guys.
	Sure.
	Maybe.
	I don't know that I'd believe that it would be hostile.
	You know, if aliens do exist and they do come here, I'd imagine they're substantially more advanced than us.
	And there's no reason, really.
	Well, you know, one could put it this way.
	Humans are pretty good at doing specialized labor.
	If we found a planet of a bunch of humanoid creatures that could learn and do tasks, would we not enslave them?
	Enslave?
	We'd have them work for each other and perform tasks and live their lives, but they would produce things we wanted, like a chicken coop.
	It's an interesting thought, right?
	It's the answer to Fermi's paradox I call the chicken coop hypothesis.
	To be fair, they call it the Great Zoo, but I don't care for that very much.
	The Great Zoo hypothesis is that, for those that are not familiar with Fermi paradox, if the universe is so big and life is possible, why have we not encountered it?
	Sooner or later, something would be producing signs of life, right?
	And there's many theories.
	One is the Great Filter.
	Every intelligent civilization destroys themselves before getting to the point of interstellar exploration or signals.
	Then there's many, many more.
	And then there's also the Great Zoo hypothesis, the Galactic Zoo hypothesis, that Earth is basically just cordoned off by alien species and they just look at us like a zoo.
	And they watch us do things and it's funny to them like we do with other animals.
	Maybe.
	I like the galactic chicken coop theory that humans are good at producing stuff.
	Chickens produce eggs.
	We take them.
	If aliens found Earth and found a bunch of humans milling about doing dumb stuff, they could be like, hey, if we breed these things, they'll get stuff for us.
	And we need cobalt.
	We need magnesium.
	We need finer elements.
	So let's go.
	Then when we start building nukes, aliens are like, nah, knock it off.
	Like when the chickens start fighting, we go there and say, hey, knock it off.
	We stop them.
	I don't think that's actually reality, but you know, who knows, right?
	Now we got this story from Fox Weather.
	Potential asteroid impact on the moon in 2032 could trigger massive meteor shower on Earth.
	They say, what happens if an asteroid the size of a 15-story building crashes into the moon in 2032?
	While the chances of the newly discovered asteroid 2024, YR4, hitting the moon in seven years are slim, there is currently a 96% chance it won't happen.
	An impact of this size would not come without consequences for the moon, astronauts in space orbiting the Earth.
	A new study submitted for review by scientists with the University of Western Ontario and Athabasca University in Canada took observations from the James Webb Space Telescope of asteroid 2024 YR4 and used simulations to show how much lunar debris would be ejected out into space, sending pieces of the moon toward Earth.
	After its initial discovery late last year, the asteroid appeared to have a small chance of impacting Earth, warranting international attention, and jumping to the highest asteroid threat ever given on the Torino Impact Hazard Scale.
	By February, more ground-based observations of the asteroid helped clear the threat to Earth, but the moon still faces a possible impact.
	So the moon is going to shield us?
	Is that what happens?
	Earlier this year, NASA James Webb Space Telescope helped scientists determine if the asteroid is between 175 and 220 feet in diameter.
	If it crashes into the moon, it would create a crater more than half a mile in diameter, becoming the largest impact in about 5,000 years, according to the study.
	Current calculations show if it happens, an impact would occur on the southern hemisphere.
	The researchers said the impact would threaten satellites in low Earth orbit for days or up to a few months and send a fraction of the ejecta towards Earth.
	Any lunar debris that makes it within Earth's atmosphere could create a meteor shower over the planet.
	The resulting meteor shower could last a few days and be spectacular.
	The number of visible meteors is somewhat muted by the low entry speed of the ejecta.
	With more than 10,000 active satellites in low Earth orbit and more than 25,000 pieces of space junk, researchers believe an asteroid strike to the moon could spell trouble for satellite operators.
	You guys want to know something crazy?
	Did you know that there are satellites in orbit that are defunct?
	They're still operating, but the companies that put them up there don't exist.
	So hackers have been breaking into the satellites and commandeering them because they're still in orbit, doing whatever, with no claim from the Earth.
	It's pretty wild, huh?
	And there's probably 10,000 or more floating around, solar powered and doing nothing.
	Hackers are just like, okay, let's find them.
	Nobody claims them.
	We take them.
	And then you can use them for whatever.
	They say, given the very large total exposed area for satellites in 2032, it becomes possible that hundreds of thousands of impacts for the millimeter-sized debris ejected by a lunar impact in 2024 will be experienced across the entire satellite fleet.
	Such impacts may damage satellites, but are small enough to generally not end active missions or cause breakups.
	The researchers say material from the moon could be a serious hazard to moon-orbiting spacecraft, such as NASA's Lunar Gateway, a planned orbiting station for astronauts, and even greater danger to any lunar surface operations.
	It has so far moved behind the sun, limiting any new observations until 2028.
	Scientists say those new observations in a few years will help improve lunar impact predictions.
	You know what I'm curious about for sci-fi movies?
	We've made the movie, like we have the movie Deep Impact.
	There's going to be a comet.
	It's going to crash into the earth and kill everybody.
	So they go to the comet and they try to put bombs in it to make it go a different direction, whatever.
	In all of these movies, spaceships are shooting lasers at each other.
	But considering the difficulty in moving these objects and launching in space, could there not be a sci-fi where one alien race wanting to conquer another planet gets a 10-mile-wide asteroid, applies over a very long period of time, a low amount of energy, shifting its trajectory straight to the planet?
	Now, I know that in Starship Troopers, the bugs basically did this.
	So it's clever.
	They launched a giant rock, flung it at Earth, and destroyed Buenos Aires.
	I think there's an interesting sci-fi concept.
	We don't often hear about that.
	The reason I bring it up is they talk about hostile alien intentions on Earth.
	So Earth has got a bunch of resources.
	You want it.
	So you can't just take an asteroid the size of Manhattan and throw it in an instant.
	But if you apply a small amount of energy over a long period of time, you can start to change its trajectory and line up so that it will head right to Earth.
	And a simple computer can probably calculate that.
	Just wondering, if aliens attack Earth, is it going to be a spaceship coming down and blowing us up with lasers?
	Or would they do other things?
	bombing the moon.
	Now here's a story that I find interesting as we just...
	This is from the 19th, and it says, humanity has dammed so much water, it's shifted Earth's magnetic poles.
	And here's this, from the pulse.
	Scientists are warned.
	Earth's magnetic pole is changing because of something at the core.
	Maybe, my friends.
	Now, I got to tell you.
	I got to tell you.
	The Adam and Eve theory.
	Mud flood theory.
	Are you familiar with these?
	They're not so much conspiracies because conspiracy implies that people are colluding to do something.
	They're just kind of just weird ideas.
	The Adam and Eve theory is that every 6,000 or so years, Earth's poles shift and it causes the planet, or whatever causes the pole shift coincides with the planet axis tilting 90 or so degrees.
	When that happens rapidly, the water gets thrown around the whole planet, causing a great flood.
	Waves of hundreds of feet.
	So the planet twists and the water moves and then just keeps going.
	The great flood slams around the planet, lasting for about a month or so.
	And then civilization is wiped out in a great flood.
	But have you ever seen the videos of a flood, my friends?
	And what happens when the water recedes?
	A thick coat of mud is all over the ground.
	Because the water is containing dust, sediment, dirt, whatever.
	And when the water starts to recede, that sediment stays and forms a coat, a layer of mud over everything.
	Not always, but typically.
	Mud flood theory states that there was a great civilization of the earth thousands of years ago and that a great flood happened, a massive flood, hundreds of feet, and it carried this big wave of mud, covered up all the buildings.
	The great empire of Tartaria, they call it.
	The theory states that we are not building these structures in big cities, but we reclaimed them to certain degrees.
	You know what is fascinating?
	Some of the evidence they cite is that there are old buildings that appear to be hundreds of years old, and they have doors buried.
	It's true they exist, and it's kind of weird.
	I don't know.
	Maybe there's an explanation for it.
	But I've seen buildings in person where there's a door frame cut out and only the top two feet of the door is exposed and there's a sidewalk next to it.
	And you're like, it is weird they built a building like that.
	Chicago, of course, has been elevated.
	Three stories.
	You got lower, lower, whacker, or whatever they call it.
	It's kind of crazy to see when you're driving in Chicago and you can see the door to a building is actually like 40 feet in the air.
	The theory states they coincide.
	That after this great flood, most of humidity is killed every 6,000 years and the survivors then carry on to start rebuilding.
	Maybe.
	What do I know?
	All this weather stuff is fun, though.
	I hope everyone's taking it very seriously that we have this earthquake and the tsunami and the volcanic eruption.
	They are predicting the big one.
	You've got Yellowstone, Caldera.
	You've got the potential for the big one, San Andreas Fault.
	The Pacific Rim could give off a massive earthquake as well.
	These disasters are predicted.
	Solar flare, they do happen.
	And they have happened before.
	The question is, will they happen in our lifetimes?
	I don't know.
	But I'm going to wrap it there, my friends.
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	We're going to be rating our good friend Russell Brand in just a moment.
	But I think, you know, we've got a bit of super chats for you.
	I'm sorry, Rumble Rants.
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	We'll read for you at the last minute or so.
	Pinochet says the only way out of this is a civil war.
	Starts in Massachusetts where the corrupt, guilty, rich Democrats are all disarmed.
	Interesting.
	Free speech for life says kinetic revolution.
	Very interesting.
	Amtrew says, this one volcano puts out more CO2 in one day than all the countries on earth produce in a year.
	Not to mention water vapor.
	Here's another, this is interesting.
	I saw this story.
	A rogue patriot says, hey, Tim, something off topic.
	MasterCard and Visa are going after distributors like Steam, threatening them.
	They will remove services due to a group like Collective Shout because of not safe for work materials.
	Yeah, they're banning adult content.
	I saw this.
	It's pretty crazy.
	Visa and MasterCard basically telling these companies, we'll pull your processing unless you ban content we don't like.
	Guys, we've been warning about this.
	That's why Timcast.com uses parallel economy.
	Because these payment processors will shut you down.
	Take a look at Michael Knowles on Stripe.
	They said a legally binding action caused him to shut down his Stripe account.
	Very, very strange stuff, my friends.
	Very strange.
	But let's get that raid on Russell Brand up.
	I believe he's about to go live.
	So let's pull up his channel here.
	Upcoming.
	We're going to get ready to go with this.
	And we'll send y'all on your way to hang out with Russell Brand, my friends.
	Smash that like button once again.
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	Let's see what we got in the lineup.
	I believe we have Terrence Popp will be joining us on Timcast IRL.
	So you don't want to miss it.
	It's going to be fun.
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	We want to see you this Saturday in D.C. It was massive.
	We had, I think we had like 120 or some odd people.
	And it was packed.
	So it was, you know, tables were huge.
	One of the employees there autographed a mustard.
	So basically they had a big bin full of mustards and ketchup.
	And Andy's walking and goes, hey, yo, let me get a mustard.
	And the guy laughing threw a mustard.
	He's like, I'm just kidding, man.
	And I was signing boards.
	I was like, hey, sign the mustard.
	And then I said, wait, wait.
	How about we sign the mustard, put it randomly on the table, and whoever gets it wins a free signed skateboard.
	And that's what we did.
	So we're going to have fun.
	The great police debate this Saturday in D.C. at the comedy loft.
	Check it out.
	We'll see you there.
	Thanks for hanging out.

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