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April 6, 2026 - Timcast IRL - Tim Pool
02:48:30
THEY ARE REAL, Aliens Exist Says Congressman, Artemis II MAKES IT Around The Moon | Timcast IRL

Tim Pool and guests confirm Artemis II's lunar orbit while debating if space missions mask ICBM development or alien hybridization programs. They dissect "cancer guns," the Greater Earth ice wall conspiracy, and critique a pro-communist Animal Farm film adaptation. The group analyzes Bob Lazar's element 115 claims, discusses toxic food additives like Gellan gum, and explores whether UFOs are PSYOPs or genuine extraterrestrial craft, ultimately questioning if geopolitical conflicts distract from advanced technologies and historical truths. [Automatically generated summary]

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avery daye
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ian crossland
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phil labonte
11:30
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tim pool
01:22:19
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carter banks
00:46
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dianna cowern
00:44
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harvey levin
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itay shechter
00:57
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jorge ventura
dailycaller 04:54
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tim burchett
rep/r 01:27
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kilo charlie 5 in unknown
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Denying The Moon Landing 00:03:32
tim pool
The Artemis 2 mission has made it from the dark side of the moon.
The blackout is over and they will begin transmitting data.
And still, people are denying that we've gone to the moon.
They don't believe it.
They think that this is a big hoax campaign, that NASA isn't real, it's demonic, and that there's like this gondola that came out of the launch site.
They say that's where the astronauts escaped to, and they've been staging this whole thing.
None of it is real.
Well, I guess you choose what you want to believe, according to all of the reporting.
They made it out and they're going to have new images.
And there are, in fact, indications of specific natural resources which we may begin to moon mine when we build a mine on the moon.
I'm excited for that.
In the meantime, Tim Burchett followed up on the statement he made last week when he said, If the American people learned about these briefings on aliens, the nation would become unglued.
And he told TMZ, They're real.
He has been briefed.
They came to him and said, They're real, that aliens and alien technology have been in contact with humans.
And I certainly hope it's not the way Matt Gaetz explained it, where he said, Women were being kidnapped to be forced to carry the babies of aliens to create alien human hybrids.
Okay, this is the news, I guess.
The big trending stories.
Donald Trump also pulled off a historic rescue mission involving what is it, like hundreds of aircraft, like 100 plus aircraft, to rescue one guy who climbed up 7,000 feet while bleeding and activating his beacon.
They came in and they got him.
It was amazing.
Apparently, the CIA was doing these decoy missions to distract the Iranian government so we could get in, get this guy, and get out.
It's amazing stuff.
At the same time, I'm just, it's a weird place in the podcast space these days.
The podcasts that tend to do the best right now are the ones that are rooting against the United States.
And by all means, I'm not saying every single one of these top podcasts critical of the war in Iran is rooting against us, but some of them literally are.
And they're telling people to watch the Iranian media for truth, which is just crazy.
But this is where we're headed.
Whatever that means, any way you cut it, there is a campaign against the United States to diminish it, whether Trump succeeds here or not.
So, my friends, we're going to talk about that and a whole lot more.
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unidentified
A little tap.
tim pool
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Energy Costs For Moon Bases 00:16:09
tim pool
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But joining us tonight to talk about this and so much more, we've got a couple of great guests.
We've got Avery Day.
unidentified
Hello.
avery daye
Thank you for having me.
unidentified
Who are you?
tim pool
What do you do?
avery daye
Who am I?
I post conservative content.
I was living in England for the past three years, moved back when Trump was elected, and I started posting because I felt like people didn't know what was happening in Europe.
And that has spiraled.
So now I share my opinion online.
I talk crap on the internet about people.
unidentified
All right.
tim pool
Talking crap on the internet seems to be a popular thing these days.
And Jorge's back.
jorge ventura
Yeah, it's good to be back.
Independent journalist focusing on illegal immigration, cartels, all the crazy stuff.
Just left LA about a week ago where no keens got a little wild.
So we were there.
And just also finished a new report on the Iranian sleeper cells out of Mexico and the smuggling connected with the Mexican cartels.
But yeah, thanks, Tim.
Good to be back.
unidentified
Right on.
tim pool
Then we got Ian hanging out.
We got Carter pressing buttons.
unidentified
What's up?
tim pool
And of course, Phil is here.
unidentified
Hello, everybody.
tim pool
Let's jump into the story.
We got breaking news.
It's history, ladies and gentlemen.
Record breakers.
Artemis 2 has emerged from blackout and radios Houston after loss of communications while spacecraft vanished behind the moon.
So the moon's apparently real.
I can't believe it.
phil labonte
Shane Cashman, most affected.
tim pool
Yeah.
We, you know, I came the other day and I saw him and he was crying.
I said, Shane, what's wrong?
And he was like, the moon's real.
And I said, I know.
And he said, no, you don't understand.
The moon is real.
And I said, Jane, I know.
ian crossland
Did he get into how bad it hurts?
tim pool
He started smashing things.
He flipped the table over.
ian crossland
He was a baddie and it hurt so bad.
I was like, I know.
tim pool
Actually, I'm pretty sure.
All kidding aside, Shane, we love you.
There are people who still don't believe that we've ever gone to the moon.
They think the whole thing is still fake, even with this moon mission being a tremendous victory for the American people.
At least, at least give us this.
If they are faking this right now, at least give America credit for doing the best fakes, right?
Let's just celebrate the American deepest fakes, the deepest of deep fakes.
Indeed.
In all seriousness, the plan is they went around the moon charting it, basically looking for resources because we are going to establish moon mining.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
I'm so glad I made a video about mining the moon in like 2007.
I see things like 15 years before they happen sometimes, and people are like, all right, bro, slow down, get a job.
I'm like, it's got to happen.
But like we were talking earlier, you don't want to overmine the moon.
So we got to be.
phil labonte
Careful, and you don't want to overmine.
unidentified
Well, yeah, no, you don't.
Hold on, I want to.
tim pool
What if we mined everything from the moon and brought it to Earth?
Would that not change the mass of the Earth?
ian crossland
Oh, could ruin the tides.
Yeah, the moon is a big part of the tide.
tim pool
I mean, that's true too, but I mean, like, imagine 100 years from now we've overmined the moon, and there's very, like, we've just ripped out, let's say, 3%, and it shifts the moon's weight and Earth's mass increases by 0.3% of moon mass.
ian crossland
So we have to take dirt to the moon and replace what the rocks we take.
unidentified
That's true.
tim pool
There you go.
So let's, we need large masses of matter to replace what we're taking.
ian crossland
Maybe ice.
tim pool
Or Democrats.
phil labonte
I was just going to say leftists.
Send the commies to the moon.
ian crossland
All the things you want.
jorge ventura
Send some tortas, bro.
Send the tortas to the moon, bro.
unidentified
Wait, what?
tim pool
No, we want those.
Tortas?
jorge ventura
A fat Mexican girl, you want one, Tim?
tim pool
Oh, I thought those are sandwiches, bro.
jorge ventura
I thought those are tortas, bro.
tim pool
Yeah, torta.
You go to a Mexican restaurant.
jorge ventura
That, too, yeah.
tim pool
You see here, you know, language barriers.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
tim pool
Bro, I love it.
Have you ever had a torta at a nice Mexican restaurant?
unidentified
Oh, yeah, I'm from LA.
phil labonte
He's had a different kind of torta too, apparently.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jorge ventura
We get some of the tortas of the moon too, bro.
tim pool
I mean, hey, Alex Stein, most effective.
unidentified
Yeah.
There you go.
phil labonte
That's where Alex Stein.
I listen to a lot of podcasts with futurists and stuff, and there's this one dude who's like, totally, he's like, the moon had it coming.
We are going to totally disassemble the moon, and we're going to strip mine it and turn it into a Dyson sphere, which is basically a means to collect a significant portion of the sun's energy.
Look, I'm not saying that it's a good idea because I do think that the fact that it would affect the tides is probably something that we actually have to think about.
But that kind of big idea is the stuff that people are actually starting to talk about seriously now.
Like the idea of a million satellites in space that are part of Elon Musk's data center.
He's literally talking about putting, eventually, a million satellites in space.
ian crossland
It scales up so exponentially because drone swarm construction will be, size won't matter when you're building things, really.
Just because gravity is not an issue, height doesn't exist in space.
So you'll have a trillion drones all building this machine at once.
phil labonte
There's a lot of, there's a lot of.
Problems that have to be solved before you can actually start doing this stuff.
But look, if there's anyone that I think has the capacity to do that, it's probably someone like Elon Musk.
tim pool
So, in keeping things in line with our culture war theme on this show, liberals are apparently mad that we're going to make a moon mine.
phil labonte
You could have stopped with liberals apparently mad.
avery daye
So, first things first, I made a video talking about how we went back to the moon.
I got absolutely dragged.
Apparently, my entire generation, my friends, basically everyone that I interact with socially, Thinks that I'm the dumbest person alive for thinking that we went to the moon, which is terrifying in and of itself.
unidentified
Yes.
avery daye
And then terrifying because I think it's an op.
The whole thing's an op.
tim pool
The fake moon stuff?
Yeah.
So here's my thought like, how do these people think that Starlink works?
It's an honest question.
Like, I point my disc at the sky and the good lord above the firmament beams down knowledge to my receptacle.
avery daye
It's strong opinions with a lack of understanding of anything and how it works.
tim pool
You know, I'm a moon landing believer and I'll tell you why.
I actually don't think it's all that complicated.
Like, obviously, building a rocket is advanced science.
It's rocket science, literally.
I'm just saying, like, fundamentally, a bunch of dudes in a room with a chalkboard drafted up the trajectory of being like, we're going to blast them up on a rocket and point them straight at the moon.
avery daye
And they're like, $300 billion.
Yeah.
So a lot of money and resources that we're not going to do to land on the moon.
phil labonte
And a lot of motivation.
Like, we were talking about this before the show.
Like, the reason the U.S. was so focused on the space program was because it was a surrogate for building.
For achieving the ability to send a ballistic missile to the other side of the planet.
It was a surrogate, it was Cold War, basically part of the Cold War.
The reason they wanted to be able to shoot rockets to the moon is if you can get a rocket to the moon, you can definitely get a rocket to Moscow.
tim pool
And not just that, the great fear that the US was trying to instill in other countries, aside from the fact, hey, we can launch a rocket into space and then at you, was that we could have missiles on the moon.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
The idea was that if we went to the moon and kept going there, what could we have there and could we launch attacks from.
From the moon, because lunar gravity is not particularly strong.
That being said, I have to admit something, and that is most businesses and even governments operate on the cost benefit analysis model that's standard.
And I got to tell you, if Ian came to me and said, we should prove how great of a podcast we are by climbing the Mount Everest and doing the show there with Starlink, and it would be amazing, I'd be like, that's a really great idea.
It would be a lot cheaper if we just made a fake Mount Everest set and didn't actually do it, and we'd accomplish the same thing.
So I do understand why people believe there was a motivation not to go to the moon.
But I will add this the functional reason, as Phil pointed out, why I think we probably did was the US is sitting in a room, and here's what I think really happened they said, hey, We want to blow up Moscow.
How do we do it?
Well, we've got a bunch of rockets, but they're easily detected.
We need a rocket that can come straight down so they can't intercept it.
Well, how do we do it?
We need a big rocket.
It's going to have to go pretty dang far.
Okay.
How do we build and test for this?
You think the American people are going to tolerate you building a world ending 100 megaton vertical drop bomb onto Moscow?
You're going to request this budget, and people are going to be standing off in Florida looking at this thing you're building and saying, Why are you doing this?
And they're like, Fair point.
So what do we tell them?
Eh, we're going to the moon.
We do some moon missions, and that'll be the PR play so that we can build intercontinental, nay, planetary ballistic missiles.
ian crossland
It wouldn't surprise me if we use the moon as a cover for a weapons development program.
The Nazis did it with their automobile industry in the 30s.
Everyone thought they had revitalized their economy by building cars, but they were building tank engines.
phil labonte
That's essentially what the space program was.
That's what we're saying.
It's a cover for.
avery daye
But boy, has it backfired because now you have an entire generation that's convinced we did not go to the moon because there's like.
This whole operation against us and the moon landing is rooting against the United States of America.
phil labonte
That's what people understand.
You're 100% right.
That's in vogue right now.
But the thing is, like, those, the people that are so distrusting of the government, like, there's a reason for that.
And a lot of it, I think, is because of COVID, personally.
I think that the COVID narrative that turned out to not be true really did, you know, did a whole one shot on a lot of people.
It ruined a lot of people's youth because if you're 16, 17 years old and you have to be locked in your house for two years, And you miss all the things that normal 16, 17, 18 year olds miss or do, and then come to find out it was for no reason, you feel like you got duped.
You feel like you can't trust anyone.
And so I completely understand why they're so skeptical and so like.
And then you toss on the fact that, to be honest with you, the government has lied to us a lot.
The Gulf of Tonkin was.
unidentified
A lot.
Yeah, a lot.
phil labonte
All the time.
I mean, the government does.
You know, so I understand why they're so suspicious and so skeptical.
tim pool
So, my point largely is again, if documents were uncovered that showed we never actually went to the moon, that was cover for spending $300 billion to make planetary stratospheric nuclear strikes on our enemies.
And we wanted them to know we could do it.
Because what the American people don't get for the most part on average, you talk to someone about the moon missions, they go, yeah, it was really cool, went to the moon.
What do you think the Russians were thinking when they saw this footage?
The first thing they said was, BLET.
Yeah.
What are the capabilities that they could launch one of these things?
Straight up in outer space and then come straight down onto Moscow.
And they're like, yeah, they could.
They have built a missile that can go to the moon and back.
So, that being said, if documents came out saying we never actually went and there was a soundstage for the purpose of a cover so we could build rockets to make nuclear bombs that come straight down, I'd be like, oh, that's entirely plausible.
However, I actually think if we can make rockets that can do that, there's not a firmament that's going to stop us from actually going to the moon.
And I do believe the moon missions.
There is a function for this.
Was it viable to plant weapons on the moon that could be used to launch strikes?
In the event US nuclear capabilities are destroyed, what if we had missile silos or a moon base or weapons that could be launched from the moon?
I think the real purpose of the moon landings, to be honest, my conspiracy theory is when they launched the return, what was it, the lander, it launched out.
They were testing whether or not they could deploy a weapon from the moon without needing a base.
You could deposit a weapon that lands on the moon and relaunch it at a later date with minimal energy, and it would just fly straight towards the Earth.
Are you guys familiar with rods from God?
unidentified
Yep.
Yeah.
tim pool
This is a theoretical weapon where we launch gigantic tungsten rods into orbit that we can then turn and drop using gravity.
That would have the power of what is it like?
10 orders of magnitude greater than your average bomb.
unidentified
Yeah, that was.
phil labonte
It was theorized, but they found that it doesn't actually have as much.
It doesn't have as much stored kinetic energy as they thought.
tim pool
Oh, that's not my understanding.
Was that what they said?
Because my understanding was that the amount of energy to get a gigantic tungsten rod into orbit was tremendous and to maintain its orbit was insane.
So they ultimately were like, it's just too much energy to hold in this pattern.
But if you landed something on the moon, you don't need that much energy to kick it off the moon.
So I'll just put it like this I don't understand why, like, just honestly, when you think about it, we have rockets, we have ICBMs.
I guess some people don't believe those exist either.
I don't think it's that difficult to just point it at the moon.
Like, they don't literally point at the moon.
They lead the target.
They go like this.
And the moon comes around.
They looped around and they're coming back.
Uh, I think it was largely weapons based, and we cheer it on as like, yes, it's just because we're doing great things.
Yeah, they're investing money into weapons technology and the like.
phil labonte
I'm not so sure about now.
I think that in the past, yeah, it was.
This particular kind of iteration of the space program, I think that the Trump administration really does want to see America do inspirational things again.
Whether it's a good thing or not is up for debate.
tim pool
I will answer one easy question, too.
And the people go, if we went to the moon hockey, we've never gone back.
And it's just like, because we already invented the technology.
Weapons from the sky.
Like, we developed these weapons, tested them, perfected them to a great degree.
We don't need to make any more.
This was never about just going to the moon for the sake of going to the moon.
ian crossland
Yeah, now it's about building a moon base.
avery daye
Now it's about building a moon base to mine rare earth minerals.
And then talking about launching it back, you can create a rail system where we can mine these minerals.
We can launch it back.
We could use probably moon rock so it doesn't explode in our atmosphere.
And then we're Completely energy dependent.
And if we get there before China, because China's going to get there, they're projected to get there about 2030.
And Artemis 4 is going to be, what did we say, 2028 is estimated.
And so we're quite literally, so China said that they're going to land 2030.
And their program is, they're looking to land 2030.
So we are actually in a race, in the AI race with China, we are now in a race to the moon because if they can do this and create this energy monopoly, it's whoever gets there first.
phil labonte
SpaceX is also looking to get into.
tim pool
Well, they want the moon base also as a staging for Mars missions.
I will just add one thing.
avery daye
It's like a fueling station.
tim pool
I think they're going to build a slingshot on the moon.
phil labonte
Mass driver, they call it.
What is it?
They call it a mass driver.
tim pool
That's what you must call it.
phil labonte
That's what you must call it.
tim pool
It's like a, it's this gigantic arc shaped structure.
And inside of it, they have basically like a hammer that spins around super fast and then launches the object out of a tube using, you know, centripetal force.
And the thing about with the moon, you don't need that much energy to escape.
Lunar gravity.
So, and because with Earth's gravity being stronger, it'll drift straight towards the Earth, towards the target.
So, we could be launching materials back relatively easily.
So, we have to deploy resources to the moon for construction and for a moon base.
We're going to have to have vehicles for return missions for humans, of course, but for materials, they're going to launch them like on a slingshot.
ian crossland
You could have that spin launch thing where you fire off non organics through an accelerating magnetic.
Slingshot that you would need it, like a rail.
You would not need it, but you might be able to use it to speed up transit time.
So you just wait till it gets right to, just like you said, lead the target, and then you launch it through this tube.
These are things that send it like 10 times faster or 100 times faster.
And then you could catch it in a series of tubes.
Power Plants And Propaganda 00:15:51
tim pool
They wouldn't need that, though.
That would consume a lot of energy.
They wouldn't need it.
Earth has gravity.
It's just going to pull the object in.
ian crossland
It would just take longer, but you wouldn't.
unidentified
Who cares?
tim pool
We're sending rocks from the moon.
I don't think we're going to be like, it's got to be here by tomorrow.
ian crossland
Avery, you were saying that you pad the materials with moon rock and you use that.
avery daye
15 inches of moon rock.
ian crossland
15 inches.
So when it enters Earth's orbit, the moon rock will heat up and blow apart and the product will be okay.
avery daye
Yeah.
unidentified
Let's.
tim pool
I want to jump.
We were getting into a little bit.
I want to talk about aliens, but I do want to talk about this a little bit more because I think it's important.
Candace Owens calls for extreme measure against mad King Trump.
Indeed.
She said, This is a satanic administration.
We all realize that satanic Zionists occupy the White House and Congress needs to move to have the mad king Trump removed.
All of our lives may depend upon other countries realizing that Trump is deeply unwell and surrounded by religious fanatics who have convinced him that he's a messiah.
We are in uncharted territory.
Leaders worldwide need to act accordingly.
I'm going to say this our top podcasts are anti America for the most part.
Screw it, Mark.
Very largely.
Candace is absolutely now, she's crossed the line.
Trump is the mad king who must be removed by all.
Other countries?
Okay, fair point.
She didn't say that explicitly.
But the implication is Congress needs to have him removed, and our lives may depend on other countries realizing that Trump is deeply unwell.
Started by religious fanatics.
It's not just her, but there are many prominent personalities.
I'm not going to name all the other podcasters.
She's just one of the more prominent ones, so she's going to get the name recognition.
But there are prominent personalities that I'm watching with these viral clips basically saying look, they're basically saying the U.S. is wrong, Iran is right.
And it is insane that that exists in our media and that it is sponsored, like that companies pay for these people to keep running this content, basically rooting for the destruction of this country.
And I want to stress, I'm not just saying podcasts that are like the war with Iran is bad.
I'm like, that's an opinion that was always allowed.
I'm talking about ones that are saying outright that our government is evil, that Trump is a mad king that needs to be stopped.
phil labonte
What distinction, what distinguishes Candace from any other leftist now?
Like nothing.
unidentified
I don't know.
avery daye
Her base, which is the scary part, is that people have gone, they've gone so black pilled though.
There's this like sect of conservatism that is not the antithesis of conservatism.
And they go down this black pill rabbit hole and they go into all these conspiracies and they don't trust the government so much that there's no distinction between fact or reality.
tim pool
And Candace's audience is not liberal.
It's not conservatives.
unidentified
No.
tim pool
Anybody who's like, listen, go to a suburb, go to a purple.
Political suburb, and you're going to find a bunch of liberal women that go, I love Candace.
Anna Kasparian.
This is why I said she's not a conservative.
And I had, you know, Kyla was like, What do you mean she's not a conservative?
She makes a clip out of it.
And I'm like, Yeah, her audience is suburban women.
They're not conservative.
Blake Lively's relationship is not a conservative issue, right?
Brigitte McCrone being a man is not a conservative political issue.
And the drama of conspiracy with Charlie Kirk is only tangentially political.
jorge ventura
Yeah, I was just like in Minneapolis covering the rights and all the white liberal women that I met.
All lefties, but they all listen to Candace and they all march to that beat of her drum.
I even saw some of the podcasters kind of in this space also even sharing like a story that even with this F 15 fighter jet rescue operation, that the US military was like trying to kill our own airmen on the ground and people like shared that.
And it seems like that type of content is just on this algorithm.
It just picks up.
tim pool
Joe Kent shared a post from Iranian media saying, That the US was trying to kill this weapons officer before Iran could get to him.
And he posts this right before the guy gets rescued, and they're all screaming and cheering and celebrating.
So the question comes down to do you trust the Trump administration?
I'm going to tell you this I trust Trump infinitely more than I trust the Iranian government.
And it is crazy, Joe Kent's response.
So Jake Tepper calls him out and says, He's pushing this Iranian media source claiming that the US was trying to kill its own guy.
And he said Jake Tapper's job is to stop you from thinking critically.
You should be watching American media and Iranian media.
And I will say, I don't disagree, but I'm going to tell you Iranian media is outright lying about everything related to what we are doing because they are in the business of being our enemies and arming people in the region.
Now, look, if Iran wasn't arming Houthi rebels and giving militia groups weapons to kill people in the region, and you know, erase all of that.
Let's argue.
All of that may be propaganda.
If Iran wasn't blowing up civilians in this war, maybe I'd be inclined to believe something that their government or state media had to say.
But a fundamentalist country that marches in lockstep is not a country with what I would describe as trustworthy news.
In the United States, you have, as much as powerful people don't like it, Nick Fuentes gets his message out, CNN gets theirs out too, and you actually have choices within the American population that will give you contrasting viewpoints.
And for all of my complaints, we actually have.
We've got Crowder, who is obviously more pro Trump on this one.
CNN, not particularly pro Trump.
You've got Fox News, much more pro Trump, pro the war.
And you have Candace Owens, completely opposed to it.
So I'm going to say this state media from Iran, I think is trash, and you shouldn't be listening to it.
Let me clarify.
By all means, listen to it to understand what they are claiming.
I'm saying don't believe it, take it with a grain of salt.
avery daye
The Iranian people think it's trash.
The Iranian population doesn't support it.
They're working against it's regime controlled media.
There's a big distinction to be made about.
tim pool
We should be listening to what the North Korean media says.
They're trustworthy.
avery daye
Crazy.
tim pool
Look, I'm.
ian crossland
Like a good guy's.
tim pool
MS Now, CNN, not trustworthy.
unidentified
Okay.
tim pool
Fox, you got to know what your sources are providing.
But in the United States, we've got so many different media sources.
It's a smorgasbord.
It's a pick your own adventure.
ian crossland
That's true, but that doesn't justify anything the government does ever, obviously.
tim pool
Of course.
ian crossland
Blowing up of bridges and power plants, and this threat that he's going to obliterate their electrical grid.
Like, we're not at war with the Iranian civilianry, and we're supposed to be liberating them from a tyrannical government.
tim pool
That's not the path.
ian crossland
Blowing up their power supplies is not the path.
tim pool
That's not real.
We're all adults here.
We don't have to pretend like the U.S. is trying to free anybody.
The U.S. wants control of natural gas and oil around the world, and they will blow up whoever they have to to get it.
And if your concern about the war in Iran has to do with the morality of collateral damage and blowing up bridges, I respect that argument.
It is a good argument.
But the reason.
The Trump administration, or any administration in the US, comes out and says they hate us for our freedom or they're slaughtering protesters, is because they can't come out and say, Listen, we are going to force them to bend the knee so they stop arming extremists and they get their oil and energy on the global trade system.
And if we have to blow up their power plants to do it, we will.
But that'll teach them a lesson.
That's the mentality of what the US is willing, or the United States largely, is willing to do.
By all means, again, say it's bad.
They're not going to admit it.
But I will stress, we're all adults here.
We don't need to pretend that we're great heroes going to liberate the Iranian people.
avery daye
Trump's never stated a regime change to be the goal, ever.
phil labonte
Also, the.
tim pool
Well, he did a regime change.
ian crossland
He did after they dropped, they tried to blow up their nuclear bunker.
He said they wanted to do a regime change after that.
phil labonte
You're going to love this.
Do you know what a graphite string bomb is?
unidentified
Negative.
phil labonte
So, a graphite string bomb, also known as a blackout bomb, is a non lethal weapon designed to disable electrical power grids by releasing conductive carbon filaments, graphite fibers, over power infrastructure.
He's not looking to blow up the power plants.
He's looking to take them offline.
These don't destroy them.
tim pool
But, but, But that serves the same function that Ian's complaining about.
phil labonte
Well, it doesn't destroy them, though.
tim pool
No, no, no, but taking them offline will kill diabetics overnight.
phil labonte
Yes, but it's not the same thing as actually destroying the infrastructure.
tim pool
But blowing up bridges.
ian crossland
That's horrible.
tim pool
Yes, but listen, here's the thing.
We're at war.
ian crossland
We're not technically starting at war.
tim pool
Okay, come on.
unidentified
We're out.
We're out.
ian crossland
The American government attacked them.
Actually, the Israeli government attacked them, and the Americans joined the U.S.
tim pool
So hold on, hold on.
So is us attacking them, does that make us the aggressor who started the war?
ian crossland
Yeah, yeah, military operation.
tim pool
Is it wrong of us to have done that?
ian crossland
Oh, God, that's a good deep question.
tim pool
Well, I'm asking you what you think.
Do you think it was wrong of us to attack them?
ian crossland
I don't have all the info of what was going on with BB and Donald Trump with the United States attacked Iran.
unidentified
Was it right or wrong?
ian crossland
I don't know if they had nuclear armament capability.
I don't know.
I don't know.
So I can't.
tim pool
So I'm going to answer this for you.
The United States didn't just attack Iran.
Iran has been attacking U.S. interests and allies and our troops in the region for a long time.
And they've been arming groups that have attacked civilians.
There were civilian cargo ships being blown up in the Red Sea by Houthi rebels that Iran was giving weapons to.
And we did nothing for a long time.
Obama's argument was appeasement.
It was, let's cut a deal.
And then when Trump said, this deal is bad because they haven't stopped arming psychopaths who are bombing and killing civilians.
So he cuts the deal off.
And then Iran comes out and says, we had a deal and he broke that deal.
Marco Rubio hit the nail on the head with the hammer.
We told them, you can have nuclear power, we don't care.
But they weren't building above ground nuclear facilities like anybody else.
They weren't importing energy like everybody else.
They were building deep underground bunkers to enrich uranium.
At the same time, they were providing weapons to various factions that were attacking civilians.
Notably, again, I'm going to stress this.
Now, you've got all your arguments about Gaza and Israel on October 7th.
Fine.
After October 7th, and Israel launches their war into Gaza, whatever your opinions are, that's fine.
I'm not arguing that.
Iran starts arming Houthi rebels in retaliation who blow up cargo ships unrelated to any of the war.
That's why they are evil because they don't look at the war and say, We are going to fight you because you are fighting us.
They say, We will kill your families, we will kill children, and we will blow up your stuff, and we will blow up their stuff.
And so the U.S. goes, Okay, these people are nuts.
unidentified
Right.
tim pool
Ian, if I say, I want to fight you, we're going to have fisticuffs, and you say, and then you pull out a hammer and say, I will crack Card over the skull if you try it, I'm going to be like, bro.
ian crossland
But if you attack me and you leave your baggage train unguarded with the women and children, you better believe they're all dying.
tim pool
They weren't our cargo ships.
They were other countries transporting goods through the Red Sea, and the Houthis bombed them because they were like, we will not let you have trade because Israel's at war with Gaza and the U.S. is allied.
We're going to bomb random civilians in the Red Sea and blow up their cargo ships.
I'm sorry, they're the bad guys.
We don't have to support Israel or be happy about what they're doing, but the idea that the retaliation against Israel is arming psychopaths to bomb civilians, I'm sorry, those are the bad guys.
And so the US finally gets involved in a war with Iran.
I am not suggesting we should have or that it was good.
My argument is we didn't just willy nilly start a war with Iran.
I'm not happy that we're involved with it.
I would like us to not be involved with it.
I'm concerned about the long term effects.
Gas is at $4, diesel is at $6 near us.
That's freaky and it's bad for us politically, and there are risks.
But again, I think it was the Bill Burr joke.
I can't remember who pointed out on the show that you can argue we shouldn't have gone into Iran.
But to say there's no reason, really?
No reason?
I think Iran has been evil.
It's just, it's evil.
Someone comes to you and they're negotiating, and they're negotiating with heavy power, but largely with soft power.
So you give a bunch of gangbangers guns, start shooting up a school.
How does that, how does, okay, now you're getting the boot.
And that's what's happening now.
Again, I think us getting involved in these things are, it's a roll of the dice.
It's very, very bad.
It's very dangerous.
But I will just say, To the people who think Israel controls our foreign policy, Donald Trump did not discombobulate Caracas and then seize Maduro to get access to all of their oil infrastructure because Israel wanted him to do it.
He did it because he knew the U.S. was going to make a move on Iran and Trump was going to regime change them.
Again, there are these arguments and the propaganda oh, they're killing civilians, there's protests, the people don't like it.
None of that is really relevant to what the military is trying to accomplish.
That's a narrative that works for regular people who don't pay that much attention to be told, we're the good guys.
I think any way you cut it, There's going to be collateral damage, which is bad, and the U.S. goes to great lengths to avoid it, but we are the good guys here.
Rant over.
ian crossland
My personal, I don't think there's good or bad.
It's like two power structures going at it.
It's like Roman, like we're like, look, bend the knee and become a client state.
They're like, no, we don't want your peaceful nuclear power.
We want our own weapons.
We're like, then die.
tim pool
And let's, let me, let me, They kept trying to build weapons, so then now they're getting the boot.
No, they started giving weapons to lunatics who were bombing embassies and killing people.
ian crossland
They're using secret weapons programs.
unidentified
I agree.
tim pool
Ian, if I go to you and I say, I'm going to give you your money back, you don't have to bend the knee, and then you plot a gun and shoot a kid, you're getting the boot.
phil labonte
It's not the Klein State offer.
They were supplying roadside bombs during the Iraq war and blowing up Americans.
They killed like 300 people at the embassy in Lebanon in the 80s.
They've been an adversary for a long time.
tim pool
And Obama tried the, we're backing off.
We're going to unfreeze billions.
The money is yours.
Just, I think this is a good opportunity for a ceasefire.
And they were like, thank you, thank you.
Make nukes and start killing more people.
We said that for a decade as they did.
phil labonte
You can say that it's a bad idea for the U.S. to do this.
That's totally legitimate.
But to say that the U.S. is just like, well, you have to be a client state, and if you won't, that's what we're going to do.
That's just not.
That's the economic hypocrisy.
That is not representative reality.
Like Iran has done things in the past and has done things recently.
That actually led to this.
Again, you can say that the U.S. shouldn't do it.
That's fine.
But the way that you're framing the situation is totally not true.
It's not that they're just like, oh, you have to be a client state or else we're going to do this.
That's not the case.
ian crossland
Oh, they said put down your weapons.
Basically, let us run your government.
avery daye
There's one single reason to enrich uranium to pass the single digits.
unidentified
One.
avery daye
And it's only to develop nuclear weapons.
We said stop doing it, stop doing it, stop doing it.
They did it.
Iran is an octopus.
Iran's the head, and all their proxy groups are the tentacles.
After October 7th, Israel and the U.S. went after the tentacles.
We went after all of the proxy groups, and they got weak and weak and weaker.
And they felt it.
Their economy was plummeting.
Their currency was almost near zero at this point, hit zero.
And they were feeling it.
And so they didn't really have any other options in funding their other proxy groups because they didn't have the money because their economy is plummeting because of all the work that Israel and the U.S. did.
And so they're backed into a corner.
So they're They're backed into a corner and they say, What do we do?
How do we get out of this?
Race to nuclear.
There's one single reason, one reason only to enrich uranium past the single digits.
tim pool
So the question then is with Obama, his administration for eight years going to the Iranians and saying, We're going to cut a deal.
We're going to unfreeze your money.
We're going to give the money back.
We're going to welcome you guys under the petrodollar system.
Some of the sanctions will be lifted.
You'll start making more money.
They immediately started enriching uranium.
That's why Trump got pissed.
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tim pool
He said, Now hold on.
We said we're backing off.
We're giving you your money back.
We're letting you develop economically.
We're putting your oil in the system and you immediately start making bombs.
You're lying to us.
I don't even feel a need to analogize a situation like this because I think it's obvious, but let's put it like this Ian, you live on a city street, and one block over, there's a guy who keeps giving guns to gangbangers, and they're shooting people with it, and they're robbing people.
And you go to him and say, Bro, if you keep doing this, we are going to lock you down.
We're going to stop letting delivery trucks come out of the street.
You're not going to have any food.
Stop doing this.
And they go, Oh, okay.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
tim pool
We'll stop.
So you say, Okay.
Then they keep doing it.
Then some kids get shot.
So you come over and you say, okay, we're cutting off deliveries.
You're not getting any delivers anymore.
We're not going to let you do transactions like we are shutting you down because you're giving weapons to people who are killing others.
And they say, oh, no, oh, woe is me.
So then your boy comes in and he goes, listen, this is not going to work.
Let's cut a deal with them.
Let's give them their money back, open things back up.
And they start buying RPGs.
And you're like, okay, hold on.
These guys are currently assembling some RPGs.
Let them do it.
ian crossland
Are you asking me?
tim pool
Obviously, you don't.
ian crossland
Appeasement is not the.
The word of the day.
unidentified
No.
tim pool
So, do you want to be like Neville Chamberlain or do you want to be Winston Churchill?
ian crossland
They had their opportunity.
They missed it.
tim pool
Who do you want to be, Neville Chamberlain or Winston Churchill?
ian crossland
I'm Churchill.
tim pool
That means go to Iran and bomb it.
ian crossland
I'm somewhere in the middle.
Winston was a war man, he was a fighter.
avery daye
This war really does boil down to a very high level question, and it's do you believe Iran should have the capabilities to develop nuclear weapons?
unidentified
Dear, no.
avery daye
Okay, so then that's really all this boils down to.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
I mean, well, how we get rid of it is a big part of the debate.
tim pool
You know, my concern with U.S. military foreign policy largely is around wanton actions, violence, collateral damage, but principally the failure of function.
And that is, Iraq was miserable, Afghanistan was doubly miserable.
Obviously, these moves against Iraq and Afghanistan, for anyone who's been paying attention, were a pincer strike against Iran because Iran has basically been funding all of the chaos and destabilizing the region.
Barack Obama's strategy with Syria and ISIS and was it Timber Sycamore?
Miserable American foreign policy across the board, just all the time.
And now you've got collateral damage in Iran.
That being said, the U.S. is the most moral and righteous country on the planet.
And in terms of global powers, historically, it is the most moral and it is the best.
Certainly, you can point to things that the U.S. has done that are bad.
I do it all the time.
Barack Obama ordered a drone strike.
Killing Abdulrahman al-Alaki.
And I think he did it because you want to send a message to the terrorists, we'll kill your kids.
I don't think that was a good thing.
I don't think he was a good person.
I don't think that the United States is a pure goodness all the time.
I just think that when you look at what China does, there is deranged psychotic evil and ethnocentric evil militaristic policies, like with the rape of Uighur Muslims in concentration camps and forced abortions and things like that.
Take a look at the conflict that's happening with Kashmir.
And it's not just Pakistan and India.
Don't get me wrong, the British were absolutely involved in that.
Historically, it looks like the US goes to painstakingly great efforts to be just, to be nice, to try and help people.
But some people don't want to be helped.
Some people are fundamentalist extremists who will kill you.
And that was certainly ISIS, and that was largely Obama's fault, his administration.
I just look at the US historically.
I look at the communists historically.
I look at the Nazis, the fascists, and you can go back way in time and you're like, man, the Americans are pussies.
Like, I'm sorry.
They've got tremendous, they've conquered tremendously, they've expanded.
We've dominated.
But my point is, when I say this, is not to be derisive and insult all that America is.
It's to point out that we are not particularly brutal.
We are fairly brutal, but compared to administrations of various governments past, we are the least brutal global hegemon.
ian crossland
Although I think the stories of World War II was that the Americans were the most terrifying guys to come into contact with because they were like a bunch of farm boys that would rip your throat out and they were happy to do it.
That's what the stories of the Japanese tell.
tim pool
Maybe, but you take a look at the Japanese unit.
What unit was that?
phil labonte
What was that?
unidentified
731.
tim pool
731, was that what it was?
carter banks
I think it was.
tim pool
So you want to Google that?
carter banks
Yeah, let me make sure.
tim pool
The human experiments the Japanese were doing on them was nightmarish.
It was nightmarish.
Like the U.S. did not do these things.
But the U.S. had no problem recruiting them.
ian crossland
The Americans were bigger.
They were bigger than a lot of those Japanese guys.
So they were like scary as coming up the 731 units.
tim pool
Yeah, it was 731, man.
The Nazi scientists were brutal and did human experiments.
It's crazy.
The Japanese as well.
Americans didn't do that.
Now, don't get me wrong.
I'm not going to pretend Americans didn't ever do anything that was untoward, bad, or wrong, like we know about the Tuskegee experiments.
ian crossland
Well, are we building chimeric alien life?
Because this is another story.
I don't know if we have this queued up.
tim pool
Maybe that's what Epstein was doing.
I'm going to say this with all seriousness, and let's talk about aliens.
I'm going to say this with all seriousness.
It may be that one of the reasons they will not release the Epstein info is because the children are being trafficked for the explicit purpose of alien hybrid programs.
I'm only half kidding.
And the reason why I say I'm only half kidding is while I do not believe that's the case, with Matt Gaetz coming out and saying that they have alien hybrid programs, and now Tim Burchett is saying aliens are real, if those people are telling the truth, and have you seen all the crazy videos of stuff in the sky that's been going on?
Like, I think that's what Epstein was.
However, I would put that at an astronomically low percentage.
But let me do this.
We got this story from TMZ.
Rep Tim Burchett, aliens are real.
We've made contact.
I'm going to play this video and I'm going to jump ahead.
unidentified
Let's play it.
harvey levin
Are you talking about a form of life that is not earthly or just something mechanical that's not earthly?
tim burchett
I'd say you'd be safe to say both.
unidentified
The way you described this, whatever happened and this meeting, this briefing that was happening, was there something that if we knew, we would feel that we are in danger?
You said.
You wouldn't sleep at night if you knew the things that I saw in these briefings.
Yeah.
Should we believe that?
That's the part where it seemed alarming.
tim burchett
I don't think we're at danger of this.
I mean, if these things exist as I think they do, they could have destroyed us with a blink of an eye.
I just don't see that.
And I think that I just think, but I do think they have the technology and the capabilities of something that we can't understand or we can't grasp.
harvey levin
What I want to make sure I'm understanding is a member of our government has told you and others, I guess, that there is a form of alien life and machinery which maybe brought this living creature here that interacted in some form with people.
tim burchett
Yeah, they have.
And they've, it's pretty wild.
unidentified
I know.
tim burchett
I know.
But I'm just telling you, I'm not going to lie to you.
I'd take a lie to tell you won't put me on a polygraph.
I'll take it.
But, you know, this is what the guy told me.
I mean, I've had a very high ranking naval official describe, you know, I've talked about this before, underwater craft, something big as a football field moving at over 200 miles an hour.
And there's no fish in the ocean that would do that.
We don't even have a sub that'll probably do 40 miles an hour under the, And the last thing he said before he left my office was, it was kind of weird because he didn't go out the side door, which nobody ever uses.
And he looked at me, he pulled me up close, and he said, Tim, they're real.
And that's the last thing he said to me.
That'll be the title of my book, I guess.
Matt Gaetz was involved in something here just recently.
He was interviewed and he talked about this interbreeding thing with.
harvey levin
Yeah, no, we saw that.
We saw that.
tim burchett
Well, you know, that's a true story.
That was a military thing.
A person, military personnel.
I think that would be a good story to talk to him about if you all can do that.
unidentified
Right.
He says he learned that from someone in the military.
tim pool
So, Tim Burchett, Aliens Are Real.
Well, I got some videos for you that I want to play.
And let's pull these clips in.
We've got this video, which is weird.
unidentified
Check this out.
tim pool
Something falling in the sky.
What could it be?
It could be a million and one things.
It doesn't mean it's aliens or anything like that.
unidentified
But check this out.
tim pool
You can see the point of impact.
Just keep watching.
You'll see it with the flash.
unidentified
Bang.
tim pool
You saw that?
This is purportedly the crash site of where whatever was falling landed.
I will stress it's the internet.
These things could be fake.
unidentified
Where is it?
tim pool
This was in the Jabun region of Indonesia.
So they're saying if it would have fallen at an angle if it was a meteorite, missile, or space debris, that's.
unidentified
Not true.
tim pool
A UFO crash.
Well, yeah, literally, we don't know what it was.
But then we've got this video.
Check this out.
So, what could that be?
phil labonte
That's something breaking up, clearly.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yep.
tim pool
That's not a meteorite.
So, there's been a bunch of speculation that maybe what's happening is.
One of the most reasonable things to assume.
With the conflict in Iran, Russia and China have begun using space weapons to blow up our satellite resources because GPS is military.
ian crossland
Or the U.S. is blowing up anything non U.S. that's up there.
tim pool
We are at war in space.
We have a space force, and some people are speculating that all of these things people are seeing are not meteors.
It's we are at war in space.
We are blowing up our adversaries' space technology.
phil labonte
That would have to be a very sizable piece of equipment to make that kind of trail coming in and have that many pieces falling off.
Like, it's not small.
Like, that reminded me of one of the times that Starship blew up when it was returning to Earth.
Was that on return, that second video?
Or was that, it looked like it was on launch that it was breaking apart, but maybe it was just the angle of the video?
ian crossland
I don't know.
I have no way.
unidentified
Take a look at this.
ian crossland
You tell me what this is, Ian.
unidentified
Ian.
I. What is that?
It's really hot debris.
ian crossland
It looks like something cut through the cloud.
tim pool
There's something in the sky.
unidentified
That is weird.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
ian crossland
Luminescent debris of some sort.
tim pool
It's just staying there, though.
ian crossland
Yeah, it's like a cloud of debris.
Maybe it's like a cloud of debris.
Luminescent, maybe?
phil labonte
It looks like a spaceship.
That looks more like a spaceship.
tim pool
Everyone's saying it's a spaceship.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
Oh, they are?
No, it looks like gas.
unidentified
What?
ian crossland
It's like an airplane cut through gas.
tim pool
What?
The lights?
ian crossland
Well, that is, it's an interesting shade.
unidentified
It's like windows.
Yeah.
carter banks
It's very symmetrical.
tim pool
I wonder if it could just be the light from the buildings on the roof is just hitting the clouds and reflecting back.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
You know, it's a video, a grainy video.
They might be working with that sound, the discombobulator sound tech from orbit and like vibrating upper atmosphere.
tim pool
Well, I will say this whatever that is, I'm sure there's always a rational explanation.
However, why are all of these sightings happening right now?
Is it just that because people hear it in the news, they start reporting and looking in the sky?
ian crossland
Yeah, it is a psyop, I believe.
Tim Burchett was psyop by this Intel guy who came in and was like, tell people there are ends.
I wonder if Tim believes it or if he's like, I'm buying into the war propaganda now, I'm just going to play the part.
Or if he just believes it without questioning it or if he's lying.
War propaganda doesn't believe it and he's sitting there.
avery daye
I think he believes it.
I do.
I think he believes it.
I think a lot of people believe this.
He said it was all the alphabet agencies that told him this.
So he's not saying it was just one person.
He said it was a bunch of off the record conversations.
jorge ventura
That didn't sound like he believed it, right?
It sounded like, I don't know, sounded very passive.
He was kind of joking too and like laughing.
Well, I didn't sound like a serious reporter.
avery daye
I think he knows it's crazy to say.
tim pool
Yeah, I think, but I think someone did tell him this.
I think Matt Gaetz is telling the truth.
I just think their attitude is kind of like, what are we going to do about it?
Like you're pointing out, Ian, maybe military guys are saying, let's seed this story to create distractions.
People will care much more about aliens and focus on other things instead of war.
And they know a member of Congress.
I mean, listen, if aliens were real and they were going to tell them, they'd classify it.
It'd be top secret.
They'd bring them to a skiff.
They wouldn't just tell them.
So I'd be more inclined to believe.
They're seeding a PSYOP, like Ian's pointing out, not for war propaganda or anything, but for some kind of distraction.
ian crossland
He did it with Bob Lazar, too.
He went to Area 51, where he used to work, and he said that inside they brought him inside and they showed him what I think were drones, different designs.
And he's like, oh my God, with like metamaterials that hadn't been seen yet, you know, nanotech.
And so they told him they're alien craft, and they may have even put an animal or a stuffed animal or something in one.
And they were like, look, now we're talking about chimeras.
tim pool
Hold on, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to interrupt, but they don't need metamaterials or nanoparticles.
All they need to do is go like this.
Ian, see my thumb?
Watch this.
Oh, look at my thumb.
Like, they literally just.
jorge ventura
They don't work on me.
tim pool
They do magic tricks.
ian crossland
Yeah, maybe they were doing that too.
I don't know.
But I do think they have advanced drone tech since they.
jorge ventura
But do they really need it to distract Americans?
Americans are so distracted.
unidentified
Of course.
jorge ventura
Americans don't even know that.
A lot of the countries don't even know we're at war still.
tim pool
There is a really great reason to make a fake campaign tricking Bob Lazar.
The first is the assumption that Bob Lazar is in on the whole thing.
And they said, here's the story we want you to present.
However, that's tough to maintain, right?
The easier thing to make someone a true believer would be to take a guy who should be contracted for this job, set up a stage, like not like a staging area, where you have a bunch of magic tricks and he sees them and you tell him they're real.
And then he runs to the media and leaks it.
Why?
Because the Soviets are listening.
Well, to be fair, at this point, I don't know that what year was this?
Was this this post?
unidentified
Bob Lazar?
I don't know.
tim pool
Yeah, this was post Soviet era, I believe.
But the point is, you make your enemies think you have advanced weapons and technology they can't account for.
It makes them scared to attack you.
So, what I would say is, my belief on Bob Lazar is they psyoped him.
They said, bring a guy in, do a magic show, right?
He says, a little green man was standing next to a vehicle.
Oh, a little green man, huh?
He's later retracted that saying, oh, I must have been mistaken.
Yeah, sure.
I think they make him see all these things that he wants to believe, and then they set him up to go and leak to a reporter, and it makes great news, and then everyone tells the world America has access.
To alien technology.
unidentified
Sure.
ian crossland
He said he got up close to the one and he tried to put his hand on it and it pushed him away.
So, like, there could be vibration tech they're building, but it all could have been a magic show.
tim pool
No, that's possible acoustic force fields.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
I bet they had some.
phil labonte
I bet they had some.
Public in 1989.
carter banks
No, it was just 1989 and then something else in 2003.
ian crossland
Now, the chimera stuff of like alien human hybrids or just like alien or human animal hybrids might be.
We were talking about is America the most ethical country on the planet?
phil labonte
We are.
ian crossland
It is.
Like, are we experimenting on, like, chimericizing humans with dogs and monkeys so that they can.
Is there a cosmic wave and stuff?
tim pool
Acoustic levitation.
ian crossland
Yes.
You never see this?
dianna cowern
You're focused on a point, and you can levitate something at that point in midair.
This is real, yo.
unidentified
Oh!
dianna cowern
Houston, we have levitation.
We just made this happen here.
The main concept here is standing waves.
Standing waves can happen anywhere you use the right frequency on a confined medium.
Like when you disturb a slinky at one end, the disturbance Or, the wave travels to the other end.
If I then constrain or bound the slinky at the other end, the wave will reflect back.
The places along the standing wave that aren't moving at all are called nodes.
The nodes here are the places where the air is not moving, even though it's moving a lot everywhere else around the node.
So, in our levitator, our little pieces of styrofoam and lint get held there at the nodes because if they're anywhere else, they'll get pushed back in or pushed out.
And there you have acoustic levitation.
tim pool
Have you ever imagined if the U.S. government built a massive stadium sized acoustic levitator because we have the tech?
Why wouldn't they at least try it?
And then they had a UFO levitating, and they said, Hey, Bob, look.
And he went, Oh my God, it's levitating.
Can't move anywhere, you know, but it looks crazy.
ian crossland
I think if you move the standing waves, you can move it around, I think, in theory.
tim pool
Yes, but you need emitters to move it.
It's not self propelling.
Although it would be interesting if there is a way to create a self contained acoustic wave generator that could create standing waves that could move, almost like a rudimentary warp technology that moves the waves, causing you to stick to the node and move around.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
carter banks
I think talking plasma, but for wave generation, for acoustics.
ian crossland
You would either have to move super fast or super slow.
Like, that's why super cold things can, they stop moving.
So they, then you can kind of spin really fast and reduce quantum locking.
tim pool
Is that what you're talking about?
ian crossland
Jeez, I don't even know what you would call it.
There's so many terms.
tim pool
I think it's called quantum locking.
ian crossland
There's something about reversing horizontal momentum or increasing horizontal momentum by spinning super fast that it reduces vertical momentum to zero.
And then you're able to kind of go wherever.
unidentified
Quantum locking.
ian crossland
You notice it too.
If you spin like a really fast thing on a stick, it'll be really easy to lift, like hundreds of pounds.
unidentified
Yeah, here, check it out.
tim pool
Quantum locking.
unidentified
Oh.
Inducing Psychosis With DMT 00:08:31
unidentified
To become superconducting, the material has to be cooled to extremely low temperatures using liquid nitrogen, which can dramatically change the properties of materials.
Wow.
When a superconductor is placed into the magnetic field above a magnet, it expels all the magnetic fields from within itself, except for weak points where the magnetic field lines are locked inside.
When the magnet is moved, the superconductor will move as well to keep the magnetism locked in the weak points.
With a clever layout of magnets, the superconductor can be made to travel around a track.
The superconductor is first cooled before being placed onto the truck.
You only need one power in 70,000 to be superconducting, so a small superconductor can hold a huge weight.
Similar technology is already used in certain magnetically levitated trains.
But who knows what the future holds for quantum locking?
Maybe even Marty McFly and his hoverboard will be seen soon.
tim pool
So the question then is if they can maintain ultra low temperatures, you could have frictionless motion.
I mean, the amount of energy.
Well, I guess the question is how much energy do you need to reach that low of a temperature?
It's probably greater than just driving the car.
But if we could ever find a way to keep temperatures artificially cooled to an extreme degree that you can quantum lock, then you would need a minimal amount of force to propel a train, like you already mentioned, or vehicles.
ian crossland
You know, they figured out how to decouple heat from electricity using graphene as a waveguide in last November.
Decouple heat from electricity.
So electricity is no longer hot in this medium.
You might be able to go super cool with that phenomenon.
unidentified
Wow.
Yeah.
ian crossland
It's a cool story.
phil labonte
Cool indeed.
avery daye
That's a heavy part of the Tism.
tim pool
So, you know, what really gets me about all this alien stuff is just this idea, like as Tim Burchett's pointing out, that aliens are so technologically advanced that we are basically nothing.
And they've got something as big as two football fields moving 200 miles an hour underwater, and we can't even go 40 in a submarine.
It's almost like imagining you're on a sailboat seeing a plane for the first time, like you're on an old caravan in the 1500s, and a plane flies by.
You'd be like, what?
ian crossland
It must be like they're telling us, look, if they just came out and they were like, we have this technology, look, then the Chinese would be like, oh crap, they have the technology.
If you say it's aliens, the Chinese might actually believe it and then start defending against an alien attack that'll never come.
So, like, great, great, like, red herring.
Other than that, I'm just like, yo, be straight up with the tech we have and how dominant of a force we are.
I guess you just really can't.
phil labonte
Well, they want to keep that kind of stuff secret.
You know, you don't tell everyone the type of weapons that you have.
ian crossland
Because you can't just tell the American citizenry.
You can either tell the world or tell no one.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
And that's why they tell no one.
You know, because I mean, look what happened in Venezuela.
There was all kinds of technology that the average citizen didn't know the US had when they went in there, you know.
tim pool
Yeah, I wonder if this is just a PSYAP, it's a lie.
We actually do have it, it's American technology.
ian crossland
But it's the chimeras I'm interested in because I think those are real.
Human animal hybrids, Alex Jones has been talking about this for like 20, 30 years, long, long time.
Maybe they're genetically modifying people to be able to handle cosmic rays because they're like, they don't know how to get.
unidentified
Who's they?
avery daye
I feel like the government's not run efficiently enough to do something like this or pull something like this off.
unidentified
Say it again.
avery daye
If the private sector can't figure it out, the government is so inefficient, who's they?
tim pool
Say it again.
unidentified
Oh, really?
ian crossland
Well, there's a country in the Middle East that just get involved with Qatar.
It was Qatar all along.
unidentified
I knew it.
It's Kuwait.
It's Bahrain.
It's Kuwait.
I think Bahrain.
ian crossland
Corporations, like deep seated military tech corporations that have super advanced quantum AI and stuff that we don't even know exist that are contracted by the government.
avery daye
I think our government is so inefficient and so slow that there's just no way.
I really don't believe that.
jorge ventura
I think what Phil brought up in that Venezuela operation is when Americans found out.
Holy crap.
The U.S. government has like that Havana syndrome.
I remember when that story came out a couple years ago in 60 Minutes, I was like, this is a PSYOP story.
But then it actually came out that, yeah, the U.S. now has possession of it.
phil labonte
So I think it's fair to say that the U.S. Discombobulator?
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
I love the name.
I think it's also fair to say that, you know, just because, you know, the U.S. hasn't, just because we saw those weapons doesn't mean that the U.S. doesn't have other things that we're totally unaware of, you know, haven't used yet.
tim pool
The U.S. has cancer guns, right?
They can give you cancer from like.
I'm not going to get into details of how they do it because this story is well known in the public where a guy accidentally or intentionally made one of these things.
But they can make directional radiation, directed energy weapons.
They can literally point a weapon at you, and while you're sitting there eating food at a restaurant, blast you with ionizing radiation that will rip your internal organs to shreds.
And that's old, old tech.
phil labonte
Screw up your mind.
tim pool
That's like a hundred year old technology.
phil labonte
You'll have leukemia in a week.
tim pool
Yeah, there was this story.
That went super viral because of 4chan.
4chan found a Facebook profile from some woman and she was making an insane amount of posts.
The posts were all just incoherent rambling.
Like paragraphs, it would say something like, I went to the gym today, but I forgot my oatmeal spoon and the dog that ran past me was yelping.
So I went outside to take a look at the rainbow, but the rainbow was actually pointed down and I couldn't actually see the sewer.
And people are like, What is this?
It's like incoherent nonsense.
And there were a few theories.
One was that.
The profile existed as a means for covert agents to communicate in a coded language that no one would know how to find it.
So think about it.
It's kind of crazy.
If you're a spy working for a foreign government and you're in a country and you need to communicate with your handlers, you pull up, you need to receive orders, for instance.
You go to Facebook, you just browse in Facebook, you read a Facebook post.
How are they going to know that the post that you were serving on Facebook was the message?
And so you see this coded language.
But the craziest theory.
Some claimed this woman worked for Canadian intelligence, the Canadian government at some point.
And then abruptly her career ended.
And the conspiracy theory was when they burn a spy, they need to, like, if so, burning a spy is basically we're cutting you off, you're done.
If they don't want to kill you or killing you could cause an incident, a scene, or draw attention, they induce psychosis with a drug cocktail.
So they'll break into your house, pin you down, inject you.
And fry your brain.
And so she's sitting there typing out what she thinks is this is what they did to me, but all it is is incoherent babbling about nonsense.
avery daye
Or she's schizophrenic.
tim pool
That's true too.
Always a possibility, but not nearly as fun.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Just kind of mundane.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
But wouldn't that be exactly how you dispose of a spy that you could not take out?
If there was an individual that worked in Intel and they said, listen, we can't take this person out because it would cause a scene, people would find out.
So what do you do?
Induce psychosis, make them just another crazy person who can't explain anything.
And then they're grabbing Ian in their mind.
They're saying they have biological weapons they're going to unleash and it's going to be unleashed in 2020.
I'm warning you.
Ian's sitting there and hears banana, oatmeal spoon, dogs, dog saliva.
And Ian's like, this person's crazy.
phil labonte
Ian would totally be like, I get it, man.
I'm right there with you.
unidentified
You're speaking my language, brother.
I feel you.
tim pool
Hell yeah.
Ian's the one person who can translate psychosis language to English.
And then the handlers are like, wait, what's happening?
And then Ian starts writing down everything she's saying, but perfect translation.
How is he doing this?
Psycho babble.
Ian's like, I learned how to speak psychobabble after my fifth DMT trip.
jorge ventura
Well, Tim, there's one story of that one journalist who followed the Charles Manson story.
unidentified
Charles Manson?
jorge ventura
Yeah, Charles Manson.
And I guess when he was working that story, he found the MKUltra and instances where, like, U.S. military service members who had clean records throughout their whole lives all of a sudden were found with the psychosis.
I believe one airman ended up sexually assaulting a young girl, even though he had no criminal history, no recollection.
And I think it's kind of maybe connected to a little bit of that the whole MKUltra and LSD.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
jorge ventura
When there's individuals, like Tim said, where you can't take out because it costs too much of a scene or there's too much connected to that story, this is kind of a way to flip that individual.
tim pool
I'm sorry.
Colloidal Gold And Trace Minerals 00:05:17
tim pool
I think it's all just greater earth.
You guys, we've talked about this before.
I talked about it earlier today.
You know what greater earth theory is?
unidentified
No.
I love it.
tim pool
It's one of my favorite conspiracy theories.
The idea is that the ice wall is a real thing, but the earth isn't flat.
The earth is actually massive, and the seven continents we know are surrounded by a giant ring of ice where the great nations of Tartaria and Atlantis use us as slave labor to mine gold.
avery daye
I do know this.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
So, Earth is round and we are just slaves.
And the reason why, as Harry Tunman said, I freed many slaves.
I would have freed many more if only they knew they were slaves.
If you want to have an effective slave population, they can't know they're slaves.
They have to think they're free.
So we are basically just chickens in a chicken coop doing manual labor and mining gold for the great nations that are immortal, that fly around and can do whatever they want whenever they want.
ian crossland
That's why you got to eat gold.
They'll be like, hey, don't sample the product, man.
And you'll be like, don't sample the product.
unidentified
This one's free.
phil labonte
You got to drink gold slogger, right?
ian crossland
Well, I do monoatomic gold.
It's suspended in water.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
And it's like one part per second.
unidentified
And what does it do?
ian crossland
Well, I've heard that it goes through the blood brain barrier.
It coats the neurons.
phil labonte
It goes through the blood brain barrier?
ian crossland
It coats the neurons and makes them superconduct.
So it's really good for that.
From what I noticed when I was stretching, it would feel like when I would go to tear a muscle because I was stretching too far, it would seep into the muscle and fill it like clay.
And I could stretch super far when I had gold in my system.
And then my pee was gold.
And I drank so much that my voice started to rust.
I was like, all right, you got to go easy.
unidentified
What?
It's great content.
It's great content.
ian crossland
I was like, why do I sound so rusty?
unidentified
It sounds so rusty.
ian crossland
It's rusty.
tim pool
Bro, gold doesn't oxidize.
phil labonte
No, it doesn't go deep.
ian crossland
It's awesome.
It just inertly passes through your system.
phil labonte
It doesn't.
jorge ventura
I don't care what he believes.
Let him believe it.
tim pool
Check monoatomic gold.
jorge ventura
It's way funner when he believes it.
tim pool
All right, let me read this.
There's no credible scientific evidence that monoatomic gold exists as described or produces these effects.
Gold is a metal that normally forms clusters or nanoparticles, not stable, isolated single atoms in the way it claimed.
True monoatomic elements are limited to noble gases like helium or argon.
Claims of orbitally rearranged states or 44% mass disappearance during production lack an imminent verification.
Let's see.
Metallic or colloidal gold is chemically inert in the body, it passes through the digestive system largely unchanged.
It's not absorbed into the bloodstream or brain in meaningful amounts.
It has no known biological role or superconducting effect inside cells.
ian crossland
Yeah, that's colloidal, meaning it's two or more gold atoms.
Monoatomic, from what I'm told, it will go through.
I don't know if it's true or not.
I haven't been able to do the tests.
Colloidal is easier to get.
I have tried it, at least in the past.
tim pool
So you don't know what it does.
ian crossland
I'm the test subject.
I'm a shaman.
I'll try a little bit here and there to see.
But a guy told me to do it.
And I was like, I'm into colloidal metals.
They mine so much gold out of the earth that we don't have it in our diet anymore.
So we get our iron.
unidentified
What kind of guy?
ian crossland
You get like trace minerals and elements.
unidentified
Bro.
ian crossland
We're missing gold.
tim pool
I watched this.
ian crossland
They touch it to their skin because it goes through your skin like gold crowns and rings.
tim pool
I watched the best baking video ever.
It was a guy making modern American bread, and it's disgusting.
unidentified
This is like a turn.
Hold on.
tim pool
No, no, no, no.
To make modern American bread, it's a whole bunch of insane chemicals.
You don't even know what it is.
unidentified
Oh, God.
tim pool
And he's mixing weird, disgusting things.
He's like, he took.
avery daye
Poisoning us.
tim pool
He took flour and he's like, now we have to bleach the flour with chlorine gas.
And he takes flour and he pumps chlorine gas into it and it turns white.
It's nasty.
He's mixing all the weird garbage into it.
And I'm like, this is what you're eating.
ian crossland
That's disgusting.
I don't want to eat it.
tim pool
So, anyway, the point, the reason I bring this up is because what reminded me of it is he says after we bleach the flour, we have to add vitamins to it because all the vitamins have been stripped from the earth.
unidentified
Oh, very.
tim pool
Wheat used to have vitamins in it and you'd eat it.
And then this guy who, Norman Borlaug is his name, and he's the perfect example of like a goody two shoes communist.
So, he's not a communist.
What he did was he did selective breeding to quadruple crop yield for wheat.
And what this did was maximize starch production.
Allowing more people to have access to food, but the amount of nutrients and minerals remained static for the area where the crops were being grown.
Thus, we now have large populations of nutritionally devoid, morbidly obese people.
And he's heralded as like a great man who saved billions of lives by creating this crop yield, expanding it.
But in reality, it just made food worse.
ian crossland
Yeah, like growth at what cost?
I get into the need.
All the rare earth metals like iridium, rhodium, platinum, palladium, you can eat them because they used to be in the soil pretty, you know, and then the humans mined a lot of it out, so you don't get it.
But I don't know.
You know, the FDA hasn't like come out and been like, you gotta get your colloidal gold, but there's a lot of people that talk about metals.
And I've noticed like.
jorge ventura
I want to try, bro.
It's gonna help me with my stretching.
Yeah, iridium and ruthenium.
ian crossland
I'm gonna try this out of taco.
unidentified
Phil's rocking.
jorge ventura
Phil's rocking.
phil labonte
The golden taco, man.
ian crossland
I got manic when I was taking gold.
I wanted to give it to people.
I'd like buy people colloidal gold, and I'm like, you gotta try this.
It's so good for you.
But I went a little crazy because I was so into it.
But see, the other ones like iridium and ruthenium, I think, repair your DNA.
I could be wrong, but if you read about each of these, give me that manly voice, bro.
jorge ventura
Give me more manly voice, little.
Anti-Capitalist Pro-Communist Agenda 00:15:19
unidentified
Gold?
Yeah.
ian crossland
No, it made it horny.
It made it go like, sound like it was rusting like this, kind of a little more.
Oh, then it took like a couple days.
tim pool
And I think that's just a placebo effect.
I think you did that.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
ian crossland
The pee was gold, dude.
It was like, whoa.
My toilet bowl is like gold.
tim pool
I had a friend once and we were going for a job interview and he was a big pothead.
So he bought one of those cleanses where you'd slam it and then like a week later they claim you'll pass your test or whatever.
But he slammed it like a day before the drug test.
And so we went in for the P test, and I don't smoke or do any drugs, so I didn't care.
But he said that his piss was neon green, and they looked at him, and he was like, I drink a lot of Mountain Dew.
And they just like rolled their eyes because all that means is you have high B vitamins, and that was it.
But he like didn't understand that.
So let's jump to this next story.
This is an old article from Bounding into Comics Angel Studios and Andy Circus face criticism for Animal Farm cast and comedic tone.
Well, Some news has occurred and it involves me, and I think it's worth talking about.
The first thing I'm going to say is they have announced the date for the release of this pro communist film, Animal Farm.
phil labonte
Unreal.
tim pool
And we had been asked to read ads for it on this show.
Now, I'm a huge fan of Angel Studios.
They do a lot of really great work.
Not everything they do is perfect, but that's okay.
And their members saw this film and voted to purchase it for distribution because it's Animal Farm.
For those that aren't familiar, I assume most of you are, it's the classic George Orwell novel.
That is an allegory for the Bolshevik Revolution and how communists are bad.
The story is wholly just about how communists are bad, and that's about it.
This film is an anti capitalist film that is actually pro communist, or at least I would call it like pro agenda 2030, pro WEF, the whole stakeholders, you will own nothing and be happy kind of mentality.
And what happened was when the trailer was released several months ago, it was heavily criticized by everybody, hence this article, because the trailer shows there's a new villain.
Elon Musk's mom driving a cyber truck.
Not an exaggeration.
Literally, Elon Musk's mom.
unidentified
What?
tim pool
Elon Musk's mom is the villain.
It's not even a joke.
ian crossland
Her name's not Mae Musk.
unidentified
No.
ian crossland
Shout out to Mae Musk.
tim pool
It's Pilkington's mom.
avery daye
Guys, shout out.
unidentified
She's great.
avery daye
She's been put through hell.
tim pool
Take a look at Pilkington, the character in the trailer, and take a look at Mae Musk.
It's a cartoon version of her.
She's driving a cyber truck.
unidentified
That's.
I'm just.
tim pool
It's literally a cyber truck.
It's got wheel wells on it, but we all know what they were going for.
The film is.
Explicitly anti capitalist.
And so, following the criticism, I critiqued it.
So, I shouldn't say following the criticism, but everyone critiqued it, including myself.
So, they reached out to our ad team to buy ads, which I respect.
And we've done ads, we've promoted for them before.
And this one, the script was basically like, you know, make this in your own words.
Here's what we want Tim to effectively explain.
What they wanted me to do was to say that I was wrong for critiquing the film before seeing it.
And to be a little bit self deprecating, and then tell people that I did see it and that the movie is actually good.
They sent me a screener to watch before the ad.
So it's somewhat above board.
I say somewhat because they knew that I was critical of the trailer.
And I suppose their view was if Tim sees the film, he'll change his mind.
So let's ask him to watch the film and then he'll change his mind and then we'll pay him to do it.
unidentified
Did you?
tim pool
No, I watched the film and in the first five minutes, I turned it off.
I was.
Insanely offended that they would even suggest my mind would be changed from watching this.
I immediately messaged Callan, our producer, and you know, he runs all the ads and all the production.
I said, Bro, we can't, I can't do this.
unidentified
It is nuts.
tim pool
I was like, I can't even make it five minutes.
It's so thick, the anti capitalism.
And so I said, You know, no, I'm gonna finish it.
Turned it back on, finished the movie.
Holy crap.
It's pro communism entirely, and it's wholly anti capitalism.
I don't want to spoil any of the movie bits, so I'll keep it for the most part to things you may have seen from the trailer.
But I will just say this The main villain is Elon Musk's mom, a corporatist, and the motivations behind the bad guys are finance, financially related.
The exploitation is not communist related, it is monetary and capitalist.
The struggles the animals face are based on monetary policy and not.
Communist political revolution.
It is entirely.
The movie starts with a critique of banking and finance and capital.
And one of the antagonists is working for the bank.
And the main villain is a corporatist who's trying to buy everything.
The pigs are effectively henchmen.
And I will just say that the ending is just bonkers insane.
It's not family friendly.
Not absolutely not.
This is not a movie for kids.
There's elements of leftist terrorism in it.
And I would argue that the message is capital structures are inherently bad and you must kill everyone to accomplish your goals of freeing the people from their oppression.
And I'm like, yeah, that's all just literally Marxist garbage.
ian crossland
I read this in 2003.
And so it's been a long time, but I remember the villain was the main pig in the book.
tim pool
Yeah, not in the movie.
ian crossland
Uh, the farmer, it was sort of like it shows you the danger of capitalism in the very beginning because the farmer has become like this monarch, and they're like, they've had enough, he's mismanaging the farm, they chase him off the farm.
So, like, okay, we get it, there are problems with capitalism.
And then the communism starts to seep in the vanguardism, and the whole thing's about the internal struggle of the farm.
There's very little external force of capital in that.
Oh, bro, but you started by saying that the farmer is a monarch, he was like the yeah, it's like the capitalist monarch, you know, the corporatist, and it's like, but that's not the beginning of the book, they kick him out right away, yes, but he's not a capitalist.
He's the owner.
Yeah, he's the owner.
tim pool
He rules over the farm and he's a drunkard who forgets to feed the animals and generally mistreats them.
So they have a revolt against him and take over.
ian crossland
Yeah.
tim pool
Not in the movie.
avery daye
The monarch thing went over his head.
tim pool
Bro, I don't want to spoil parts of the movie, but let me just say Farmer Jones in the film is actually a victim of capitalism.
He is portrayed as a victim of capital.
ian crossland
No, he was a victim of his own infertility, I think.
tim pool
It's really amazing how they are trying to trick people.
I think the film, not necessarily the Angel Studios.
Here's my genuine thought.
On what happened.
I could be wrong.
Well, the Harmon Brothers, founders of Angel, have asked to come on and talk about this.
I said, absolutely, because we're fans.
They've done great work in the past.
I think this was just a flub.
And here's what I think happened I think that.
Hollywood produces an Animal Farm movie with the explicit intention to trick families into bringing their kids into a pro communist film and destroying the message of Animal Farm.
I believe that this production is so thick, the anti capitalism, like they're hitting you over the head with it.
It's just screaming.
With Elon Musk's mom as the villain driving a cybertruck.
I mean, dude, it's just so overt.
There's things, again, I don't want to spoil it because the movie's not out, and I wasn't asked to do a strong review of it.
I think Hollywood said, how do we make kids communist?
Well, first, we destroy the culture of America.
George Orwell was not by any means a strong capitalist, but he did criticize the Bolshevik Revolution and communism masterfully.
Let's destroy that cultural work, make a film which should supplant the movie.
I'm sorry, supplant the book, and we'll change the narrative, keeping some of the key story elements, but making it explicitly anti capital instead.
I think that Angel Studios gets word that Animal Farm is being adapted, and it's got a bunch of A list of celebrities, and they think, Anti communist story right up our alley.
A listers, let's acquire the rights.
The Angel Studios members, according to them, said that they approved it.
I think that at the head of the higher ups, I don't think they watched the movie before they acquired it.
Again, just my opinion, I'm probably wrong, but it seems to me like what really happened, and again, maybe not the case.
I don't want to say I know for sure.
When they heard that Animal Farm was going to be available, they were like, we have to have this.
So they bid on it without understanding or seeing the full film.
Once they acquired it and committed massive amounts of money to the distribution and contractually obligated, then they learned everyone's like, this is pro communism.
And then they're like, crap, what do we do?
You got a distribution contract for a big film.
You purchased it.
You're going to lose money if you don't.
And depending on how the contract is structured, you could be in breach if you don't distribute it properly because you've agreed to do that.
So I wonder if what actually happened is they know full well, and that's why they reframed it as anti cronyism.
That's what Angel Studios has been calling it.
Oh, it's anti cronyism because the capitalist structures are actually not really capitalist.
They're, you know, monopolies.
They're cronyist.
No, government never plays a role in this whatsoever.
Not one time does anything with government happen where the government teams up with corporations.
In fact, wholly, the whole thing is more so a critique of private equity structures.
I will put it like this In the book, the pigs are communist revolutionaries.
They tell everybody we're equal.
Nope.
In the movie, there's a pig who says everybody who's equal.
And this is in the book, too, by the way, so I don't consider it a spoiler.
Snowball gets cast out.
Snowball is the true.
ian crossland
It's my hero, dude.
tim pool
Yeah, Snowball is the true revolutionary, and Napoleon is the power hungry.
The movie is basically Snowball says, We're all equal.
And Napoleon's like, No, we're not.
And then basically, he private equities the farm.
So, not spoiling anything, but instead of it being about a communist revolutionary where the dictator takes over to steal everything, this movie is about some people who start a private equity firm.
And that's the.
That's what the story's about.
And there's a big, shocking leftist terror attack.
And, you know, I don't want to say too much.
A lot of death, a lot of murder.
phil labonte
Sadness.
tim pool
No, they're not sad.
ian crossland
Boxer works pretty hard.
Boxer, the big horse.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
Sad story.
avery daye
Is there suffering?
Is the suffering highlighted?
tim pool
Nope.
They don't really highlight any suffering at all.
In fact, it's more like.
avery daye
So it's a lie.
tim pool
Is there anything about it?
I'm going to spoil a little bit.
I have to spoil just a little bit.
unidentified
Wait.
tim pool
The critique of the film.
unidentified
Never mind.
Just do it.
tim pool
The critique of the film is that the animals are working and the pigs are taking a profit and going to the mall with it.
And the animals are upset that the pigs are using the excess revenue for.
They're using the profit to enrich themselves, which I suppose the argument is well, that's what the communists do, but that's not what the film is about.
The film is literally like, the endos being like, we're doing all the work, but they're taking the profit from us.
And I'm like, oh my God.
It is explicit, explicitly.
And the ending is basically the fake, the new characters that are added to the movie that are not in the books are basically, they may as well end the film by saying, well, we own nothing, but now we'll all be happy.
That's basically the conclusion.
And I'm like, dude, Angel Studios.
Drop the ball in this one big time.
You know, and a lot of people are saying they're canceling their memberships and all that stuff.
I think that's silly.
You're going to cancel your subscription to Angel Studios because they bought a bad film.
But I don't know how you navigate out of this one.
Like, bro, you got a pro communist film that's taking a dump all over the original book.
It is brutal.
phil labonte
Yeah, I don't understand.
Well, I mean, actually, I do understand it's subversion, which is something that the left loves to do.
They love to take something that is intended.
To criticize the left or something that the population of a country holds dear and then subvert it and in some way convince the people that no, actually, this thing that you loved, it's about us.
And it's something that we, it represents our values and not your own.
tim pool
You know what?
I'll say this.
I'm not going to spoil the film because there are unique elements that are not in the book that people may want to see.
But on the uncensored portion of the show, I'll give the minorest of details.
There are things that I can tell you based off what you've seen in the trailer that I can add more context to.
But for the sake of not trying to just spoil the whole thing, I guess I can say this.
The Uncensored Cho will be at 10.
I'll give a little bit more detail, but I won't spoil any major plot points.
I will just say for now, the plot is so dramatically different, I could spoil it.
That's one of the issues, right?
If this was just an adaptation of the book, I'd be like, what can I say?
It's the book.
You've seen the book.
The book's 100 years old or whatever.
I don't know.
Like, I could tell you literally what the book's about, and the movie's the same.
Nope, they are 20%, maybe?
ian crossland
Freaking terrifying, dude, that they got Seth Rogen to headline.
tim pool
That's not terrifying.
That's Seth Rogen, of course.
ian crossland
The movie's called Animal Farm, and it's not Animal Farm.
tim pool
It is not Animal Farm.
phil labonte
It's not.
tim pool
Dude, it is so wild.
phil labonte
I didn't know that Seth Rogen was involved in it.
tim pool
He plays the main villain, he plays Napoleon.
phil labonte
It's not a surprise once you.
tim pool
Bro, you cannot bring your kids to see this movie.
phil labonte
When you see the trailer, it looks like it's for kids.
ian crossland
It's a cartoon.
Oh, it's not.
The trailer looks like pigs falling over each other.
tim pool
I think this is fair to say there's murder in it.
ian crossland
That's crazy.
It looks like a kid's name from the private.
unidentified
I will say this.
tim pool
I will say this.
Obviously, in Animal Farm, Boxer the horse, what happens?
He gets injured and then Napoleon sends him to a glue factory.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
That's in the book.
ian crossland
That's like near the end.
tim pool
So, obviously, something to that effect is in the movie.
It's just done in a very different way.
Oh, boy.
Very different way.
And yeah, I will add there the Elon Musk's mom arc.
It's just so wild.
ian crossland
They have her kind of like Cruella Deville.
She kind of like walks like that, like she's going to throw shade.
tim pool
You know, there's a lot of murder in the film that I think is not appropriate for families.
ian crossland
What's it rated?
tim pool
You know, I think it's PG 13.
phil labonte
Read communist.
tim pool
I would put it like this.
You know, I mean, to be fair, my daughter is only a year old, so she's not watching any movies anytime soon.
But I wouldn't bring a seven year old to see it.
I wouldn't bring an eight year old.
unidentified
Nah.
ian crossland
My brain wasn't ready for Animal Farm until I was 20.
tim pool
To be fair, considering it's pro communist, I would never bring my family to see it.
But I will say this just of the violence elements, Peachy 13.
unidentified
Well?
Yeah.
tim pool
Like in cartoon violence, I think is fine for kids under 13.
You know, like Bugs Bunny bopping a guy in the head and he gets a, you know, whoop, a bup comes up.
I don't really care all that much about Looney Tunes kind of violence.
But this is more like it's murder, you know?
phil labonte
Horrible.
Mel Gibson Massacres Redcoats 00:16:07
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
I just, I'm like, I don't think that's appropriate for children.
avery daye
There's such a big push on the left of pushing towards this like democratic socialism, which is no different to communism.
And so there are these, there's money and power that is pushing this communist idea because they know that that's what it eventually leads to.
unidentified
They just hope that the child looks too stupid.
tim pool
Orwell, was Orwell a democratic socialist?
phil labonte
He started out as a socialist and then he saw what happened in.
carter banks
Road to Wigan Pier, one of the books he followed the coal miners around.
He's like, they just hate the poor.
phil labonte
Yeah, but he said.
Like, the Animal Farm was actually a critique of the Soviet Union.
tim pool
Yeah, it was Stalin and Trotsky, I believe, were specifically the allegories of the pigs.
And what I will say is a major character from the book is not even in the movie at all, which is.
And yeah, I think, I mean, I have to say this because if you're expecting to see Old Major in the film, it doesn't exist.
And that was supposed to be an allegory to Lenin, I believe, in Animal Farm.
ian crossland
Who is Old Major?
Is he a donkey?
tim pool
God, I haven't read that book in so long.
unidentified
Old Major, do you?
carter banks
It's been a minute.
ian crossland
I think Stalin poisoned Lenin and took power.
I can't prove it, but it just seems like Lenin got real sick real fast, and then Stalin was standing over his shoulder, like waiting.
tim pool
He's the prize winning boar.
Yeah, the oldest and wisest.
unidentified
Old Major.
tim pool
He's meant to represent Lenin or Mark.
You've got to read that book.
ian crossland
It's 100 pages.
You can read it in an evening.
tim pool
I think that's fair to say.
I don't consider that a spoiler because there may be people who are like, oh, I can't wait to see this part of the story.
It doesn't exist.
avery daye
Inconvenient.
Inconvenient truth.
tim pool
I don't know if it's a spoiler to say if something's not in the film.
Do you guys consider that?
avery daye
I don't think our audience is going to be watching it after this review.
tim pool
Well, yeah, but it's not just that.
It's about at least giving a modicum of respect to Angel Studios and not saying I'm going to ruin this project.
ian crossland
I think saying.
tim pool
Just because I didn't like it and I was a Offended by doesn't mean I should take that away from a company that is offering a product to people they can choose to see or not.
unidentified
I don't know.
tim pool
It's, it's, I was not, I was not asked to reveal story elements.
I was not given a screener so that I could expose what the story is about.
And I would, I don't want to do that to Angel Studios.
If people really want to see for themselves and learn, fine.
If they reached out to me and said, Tim, here's a screener, please give a review of the story, spoilers are fine, then I would do it.
But I think it's fair to say if a character is not in the film, that is an important point to bring up because people might be going to this film expecting it to be a one for one adaptation of Animal Farm.
It is a completely different movie.
It is a completely different movie.
And the reason why I'm saying I won't spoil it is because I could.
Like, it is so different from the book.
I would have to spoil a new script unrelated to Animal Farm.
ian crossland
I thought Jurassic Park, the movie, really downplayed Muldoon.
He was my favorite character in the book.
tim pool
Wasn't the book written after the fact?
ian crossland
I was in, I was first, 92, Michael Crichton.
I read it in sixth grade.
It was phenomenal.
Nedri gets his eyes poisoned by the copies.
And then he's like, when he's trying to steal the eggs, he gets his stomach ripped open as he can't see it, but he can feel it.
tim pool
It's pretty amazing how the original Jurassic Park story was awesome, but now they just made 15 versions of trash.
ian crossland
Yeah, the original was like capitalism, anarchy.
It was on an island.
tim pool
It's an interesting sci fi, man.
ian crossland
It reads dinosaurs on an island.
tim pool
Yeah, it's fun.
And now it's like we just keep doing it.
Oh, they need to make a Bioshock movie.
Bioshock 1 movie.
ian crossland
Bro, I want to watch the Animal Farm.
You think they'll send me a screener before they come on the show?
I'd like to know what I'm talking about.
tim pool
I don't know what the restrictions are for us.
ian crossland
Maybe they might don't mind.
tim pool
The Timcast company was provided a screener for the purposes of doing an ad read.
And I respect, I will say this like, I did a review of the film from the trailer.
They said, Hey, Tim, please watch the movie and you'll see that you were incorrect.
And then we'll have you do ads for it.
I'm not upset that they were offering money and saying, We think you'll change your mind.
But I absolutely did not change my mind.
And I was, it was like, again, I turned it off after five minutes and I was like, I'm not watching this.
This is nuts.
And then I was like, No, no, no, no.
Like, I have to watch it.
I have to.
And then I watched it and I was just rolling my eyes and scoffing the whole time.
And my wife keeps looking.
It makes me watch on my phone.
unidentified
She's like, what?
What?
tim pool
And I'm like, oh my God.
And then it was funny because I was talking to my wife about it and I was like, the villain is Elon Musk's mom.
And she's like, I get it.
And I'm like, no, it's Elon Musk's mom.
And she's like, what does that mean?
And I'm like, I am not making a joke.
It is not an allegory or a metaphor.
I am quite literally telling you the villain is Elon Musk's mom.
And she's like, well, they can't do that.
They'd get sued.
So I pulled a picture of Elon Musk's mom.
I said, this is Elon Musk's mom.
Then I pulled up the image from the trailer and I said, this is the villain.
And she went, How did they get away with that?
Because we have to go to our lawyers for all of this stuff on all the merch we make.
And I'm like, I don't know.
She's driving a cyber truck.
ian crossland
By the way, Andy Serkis, who did the story, he's Gollum, yeah?
Okay, so this is Gollum's movie?
tim pool
I mean, I think Andy Serkis is a fantastic actor.
unidentified
Awesome.
ian crossland
He's exquisite as an actor.
tim pool
Yeah, who did he play in Marvel?
The South African guy?
ian crossland
I know, but they were just going to have him in the voice, and he was so good.
They cast him in the entire movie, Lord of the Rings, because he was so good physically.
But that doesn't mean that he knows everything about communism and has.
tim pool
But he was only supposed to be gone one time?
ian crossland
They just had him do voices and they were going to animate something.
tim pool
They had him do the voice.
ian crossland
But he was so in it while he was doing the voice.
unidentified
Claw.
tim pool
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was Claw in the Marvel movies, and that was an amazing character.
Arms smuggler, his arm chopped off by Ultron.
I thought he did a fantastic job.
unidentified
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
tim pool
I'm just.
unidentified
Can I please.
Can I please?
Yeah.
phil labonte
No, I didn't know that.
tim pool
He did the motion capture.
phil labonte
And it took like this.
Yeah.
Stupid fat Herbert's.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
We've got to wonderfully defend his work like a PhD student.
tim pool
Look, the Harmon Brothers were saying, like, they've issued a bunch of statements saying it's an anti communist film.
Let me show you this, actually.
Let me show you this.
This is from Newsweek from December.
Studio responds to criticism.
Here's what Newsweek wrote The adaptation, which took 14 years to complete, looks to examine capitalism and corporate greed as opposed to Soviet era authoritarianism.
A spokesperson for Angel Studios told Newsweek, Four facts Angel is the distributor of the film, not its producer, nor with creative control.
Angel Guild members viewed the film and voted heavily to support it.
While the title is the same as the classic book, updates were made to make it relevant to a broad, value centric, family friendly audience.
This is an anti communism film, and the Angel Guild will ensure that it stands by the principles of our members.
It is, I would not, it's not for kids, man.
Guys, like, a family friendly film is Space Jam, where the stakes are you will be trapped in a video game forever unless you win a game of basketball.
unidentified
Woohoo!
tim pool
And then they're like, oh no.
And then, you know, like, What is it?
Don Cheadle was a virus or something in the new one.
I don't remember.
ian crossland
Good for him, though.
tim pool
But the stakes weren't massacre a bunch of corporate employees and, you know, like kill people or anything like that.
ian crossland
I keep the political propaganda away from little kids, personally.
tim pool
Oh, no, I disagree.
phil labonte
Yeah, if it's anti communist, I'd.
tim pool
Every.
I think at 13, I think is the appropriate age for a child to watch The Patriot with Mel Gibson, only because of the blood.
unidentified
Lots of blood.
ian crossland
What about Terminator 2?
phil labonte
That's not really political, is it?
ian crossland
Well, like, how old would a kid be if you were born?
unidentified
13.
Yeah.
tim pool
I think at 13 years old, like, PG 13 makes sense, right?
ian crossland
Post puberty.
tim pool
Well, they're in that point where they're starting to understand, like, war, conflict.
avery daye
They're starting to be curious and ask questions.
tim pool
Yeah, I think too young, it can fry their brains and freak them out.
You know?
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
But Mel Gibson's the Patriot.
You know, maybe 14 is the best age for it.
Maybe 13 is a little young because the Patriots got straight up gore.
Like when Mel Gibson just massacres all those Redcoats.
ian crossland
His son's like 13 and fights with a rifle.
So it'd be cool to show a 13 year old what it used to be like in the colonial times.
tim pool
Dude, when he massacres that whole battalion trying to take his son prisoner, Mel Gibson, dude, that movie's the best movie ever.
He's got the top.
He has a tomahawk, I think.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
And then he just wipes them all out.
And then they've got one injured guy.
And then the bad guy is like, How many men did this?
He's like, One, sir.
And he's like, One man.
unidentified
Well, I'm like, Yes.
tim pool
It's funny because it's such obvious BS.
This great American story of the one guy who just takes everybody out.
But it's also so American, that ego.
ian crossland
It's a superhero story.
unidentified
It is.
It is.
ian crossland
It is American.
tim pool
And it's like his son gets killed.
And so he seeks revenge and he rescues his kid.
There's a famous story about a painting from a revolution where it goes something like I'm probably bastardizing this story.
Historians probably know better, but it goes something like there was a painting made of a bunch of redcoats in formation firing on a bunch of rebel farmers during the Revolutionary War who were dropping their guns and fleeing.
And so this painting was of an actual battle that occurred.
Well, someone asked to recommission the painting and said, I would like one for myself of this battle.
unidentified
But.
tim pool
Tone it down a little bit.
And so the next version shows some of the militiamen, the Minutemen, fighting back.
And then years later, someone says, I would like my own version of this.
Well, the new one shows the Minutemen breaking ranks but violently fighting back as the Redcoats advance.
Someone asked for another commission.
Now it shows the redcoats are a little frazzled and some are being shot.
Long story short, after several iterations, it completely flipped to a small handful of valiant minute men firing on frantic and fleeing redcoats, despite it never happening.
Because every time it was made, the person who got a commission of this great battle wanted it showing the heroism of the Americans.
So we've made this movie where we're like, Mel Gibson is a dad who doesn't want to go to war and votes against it.
This is what I love, right?
We always talk about the guy at the bar.
And there's some dude acting a fool, and he says, Listen, man, I don't want to be involved.
And the guy goes, What are you, pussy?
And then, like, pours a beer on him, and then gets his ass kicked by the guy who wasn't asking for trouble.
And we love that narrative, right?
jorge ventura
It's a classic Jackie Chan, bro.
unidentified
Yeah.
jorge ventura
Right.
Jackie Chan, bro.
tim pool
But, man, just leave me alone.
I don't want to fight.
But then when they pick a fight, always save the base.
ian crossland
That's a meal.
tim pool
So Mel Gibson is like, I don't want to go to war with England.
So he's at home.
The British troops show up.
He's tending aid.
And then the guy's like, kill the prisoners.
And he's like, you can't.
And he's like, hmm, take his son.
And he's like, no.
And then his other son tries to save his brother.
And the guy shoots him, killing him.
And then Mel Gibson is like, I didn't want this war.
And then he grabs his guns and he's like, let's go.
It's like the perfect American story, you know?
The strong man didn't want to have to fight, but then he just kills everyone.
unidentified
I'd love to be a hero.
tim pool
Best movie ever.
Greatest movie ever.
jorge ventura
I'm ready to watch it again, bro.
unidentified
Dude.
jorge ventura
They went through a war now.
I'm happy.
tim pool
Every 4th of July, they put it on repeat on TV.
And I just watch it.
Eight times.
Nonstop, all just slamming wings.
ian crossland
It might be Gibson's best role so far.
unidentified
I think so.
carter banks
It's the best movie he's ever done.
avery daye
That's the type of propaganda, though, that I'm like way behind because we need some patriotism back in our country.
unidentified
You're not saying that.
tim pool
Oh, okay, good, good.
You scared me for a second.
Braveheart.
ian crossland
The new Top Gun?
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
I haven't seen that.
I haven't seen that.
Top Gun Maverick was good.
Braveheart was good, but he loses.
The true story is that he gets betrayed.
And it's like, okay, he stood up for himself.
That's fine.
But The Patriot is fiction based off of a conglomerate.
They took a bunch of different stories from the revolution and created one superhero.
And then they created one ultimate evil British guy.
And apparently, after the film, the UK issued a statement saying, this is absurd.
We never killed children and civilians.
unidentified
Oh, man.
tim pool
Yeah, I don't know.
In the film, they literally burned down a church with all the villagers trapped inside.
I'm like, pretty sure.
But it's such a good movie when Cornwallis is like, you're unbefitting of a gentleman.
It's just like, You know, I love the scene where Mel Gibson meets with Cornwallis and he's like, First thing I'd like to request, what did he say?
A point of privilege or something?
He's like, I'd like to request that you stop firing on my officers.
And he says, So long as it is the policy of your officers to fire on women and children, I will instruct my men to shoot at officers on first sight.
And he's like, Oh, and he's all pissed off at the Lord, what's his face?
Who keeps.
phil labonte
Cornwallis?
tim pool
No, no, Cornwallis is made.
ian crossland
Oh, yeah, it's like his lapdog that's doing the fighting for him on the front line.
tim pool
But then, when Benjamin.
Embarrasses him.
He's like, I want you to put a stop to this man.
And he's like, I thought you said you didn't want me to.
And then he's like, if you do this, there's no going back to Britain for you.
You will not be a gentleman.
And he's like, we'll do it.
And then he basically starts massacring people, burns the church down.
ian crossland
It's William Tavington.
tim pool
Tavington.
Colonel Jason Isaacs, man.
ian crossland
He's great.
unidentified
Such a good movie.
tim pool
I think it should be required viewing in all American schools.
You said you don't want your kids to watch propaganda.
unidentified
No.
tim pool
It should be required, freshman high school, that the first thing they do is watch The Patriot.
unidentified
100%.
ian crossland
Yep.
unidentified
High school.
tim pool
They should, they should, you know, but here's what they do.
That's right.
They watch The Patriot and then they show them 9 11.
jorge ventura
And they have to watch Band of Brothers.
ian crossland
Every kid in the world.
jorge ventura
Band of Brothers is the most watched for 14 year olds.
ian crossland
Every freshman watching Band of Brothers.
jorge ventura
Gotta watch Band of Brothers.
tim pool
They gotta make a movie out of this rescue that Trump did.
avery daye
Yeah, 100%.
tim pool
Yeah, behind enemy lines, too.
avery daye
Why are people not like.
jorge ventura
I need the Venezuelan movie first.
I need that Maduro.
Maduro getting caught and giving them the Nike tech fit with the word.
tim pool
Just like a helicopter flies over and dudes drop down with weird looking guns.
unidentified
Like a.
tim pool
And all the guys are like, ah!
jorge ventura
20 minute movie.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
There's like an American general who's like, fire the discombobulator.
ian crossland
Turn it up.
They're not dancing hard enough.
unidentified
They're like, ah!
tim pool
No, you made them all drop to their knees and go, ah!
ian crossland
Oh, they're not really dancing, but that's the thing.
phil labonte
Poop their pants.
tim pool
The discombobulator.
unidentified
Iconic.
ian crossland
What are you going to say about that?
unidentified
Man, we need.
tim pool
See, this is the thing.
Like, we need movies like this.
I've heard people complain that, I mean, someone in the chat just said this that Angel Studios is a Trojan horse because a lot of, again, this is a comment.
They said a lot of their films are actually anti conservative values.
ian crossland
They definitely aim at.
Well, they aim at doing what is right.
I mean, I think they have a good model where the crowd votes and pushes things through.
So, you know, not everything falls on the dudes at the top.
They don't probably watch every movie, which maybe they should, but.
tim pool
I love how, like, Newsweek in a fact article just says the annotation is a critique of capitalism.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
I got to say, we did bring up Band of Brothers.
Have you seen Band of Brothers?
tim pool
Not.
How long has it been?
20 years.
ian crossland
Oh, so you've seen it.
Did you see it all?
tim pool
I've seen most of these movies, but I could not remember them.
ian crossland
It's a male power fantasy.
Like, it's about the 101st Airborne diving into Germany.
unidentified
What year was it?
jorge ventura
Yeah, you were looking at that.
tim pool
What year did it come out?
unidentified
2003?
Yeah.
ian crossland
Tom Hanks directed it.
jorge ventura
And they also did the one where they Spielberg, or maybe it was Spielberg.
To be honest, Hanks and Spielberg.
ian crossland
Yeah, they worked on it together.
tim pool
I can't remember half the movies from 30 years ago.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
ian crossland
Freaking mind.
If you get into military conflict movies like that, this is the one.
It's probably the best.
What's that?
Platoon?
phil labonte
Platoon Short.
It aired on September 9th, 2001.
unidentified
Wow.
ian crossland
Oh.
I have to watch it.
Probably not an accident.
phil labonte
I mean, I don't imagine.
I don't see how it's really real.
jorge ventura
And they had the two series where they go to Japan.
phil labonte
Yeah, they had the one.
jorge ventura
Yeah, the one they go into Japan too.
That one's sick.
phil labonte
What did they call that?
tim pool
I vaguely remember it, man, but it's been so long.
jorge ventura
I know.
It's still on HBO.
ian crossland
Great cast.
Launched so many guys' careers.
jorge ventura
I went through like a Banner Brothers thing and then Sopranos again.
tim pool
You guys have all seen 1917, right?
That's what the movie was.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
jorge ventura
That movie's amazing, bro.
unidentified
Wow.
jorge ventura
I love that movie.
tim pool
It's a World War I movie all shot in one take.
It's not really one take, but it is almost one take.
unidentified
Wow.
tim pool
It's so good.
Have you seen it?
You saw it, right, Phil?
unidentified
No, I have.
tim pool
You got to see it.
Okay.
jorge ventura
It's on the Western Front or something.
I forgot that one.
tim pool
Uh, no, that's the newer one, right?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jorge ventura
It's 1917's great.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
ian crossland
It's 1917 about the Pacific.
World War One In One Take 00:02:38
tim pool
No, no, no, they're in Europe.
I think they're in France or something.
unidentified
Yeah, obviously.
ian crossland
The whole war took place in Europe.
tim pool
Yeah, yeah, but France specifically.
And uh, it's like a single shot following him through in real.
There's only one time jump, but because they were like, how do we make it night if it's all like shot for shot?
Like, we need a night scene, I guess.
ian crossland
So, did you see the movie of those that.
Will never grow old, I think is what it was called.
It was like actual footage of World War I dudes climbing out of the trenches, and it was colorized.
It was done by like Michael, what's his name?
Mike Fahrenheit, 9 11 guy.
unidentified
No.
tim pool
Never grow old?
No.
ian crossland
Those shall never grow old.
tim pool
They shall not grow old.
ian crossland
It's real footage from World War I. Peter Jackson.
The way people drop.
Yeah, Peter Jackson.
From World War I. From Lord of the Rings directed it, and it's just like.
tim pool
You know what's really funny?
Let's do one more story.
Let's do one more story.
I know we're cutting into Super Chats.
We got to do this one.
Check out this video right here.
Ben Werman, he says, how long until they make it illegal to post any videos before 1990?
And we have this video right here.
unidentified
And it's just racist.
tim pool
It's just videos of like, what year is this?
The 60s or something?
phil labonte
Before 1964.
avery daye
This makes me want to hang an American flag.
tim pool
So these videos keep going viral showing America in like the 50s and 60s.
I mean, like, everybody's white.
But it's showing all of the best stuff.
And I do think it's silly because bad stuff happened all the time, you know, like.
At this point, but these people are obviously romanticizing the nicer areas and things like that.
But uh, I forgot, I've we pulled this up, and I guess I wanted to just talk about this because you were uh, Ian was just before the segment talking about They Shall Never Grow Old, I think it's called, right?
ian crossland
Yeah, World War One documentary.
tim pool
And um, the reason why I thought it'd be good to bring up this video that we had pulled up and like talk about all these nostalgia videos uh, the what is it called, the Christmas Truce World War One?
unidentified
Yeah, World War One.
tim pool
On Christmas, it was a Christmas Eve.
They all said, We're going to stop fighting.
And then they all hung out together.
carter banks
They played football, I think.
tim pool
Yeah, they played football and they had tea and they laughed together.
And then they were like, Well, I guess we got to go back to killing each other again.
ian crossland
They didn't want to.
They went back to their trenches, like, I guess this means the war is done.
But then the lieutenants came in and they're like, No, orders came down.
You're going over the top tomorrow.
And they're like, We don't want to.
And then we're going to shoot you in the back.
You're going over the top tomorrow.
You're like, All right, I guess we go back to fighting.
tim pool
But at least that's how war used to be.
You know, like European war is like, It's Christmas.
I guess we have to stop fighting and F crumpets.
White People Preserving Chocolate 00:05:23
tim pool
And they're like, All right.
You know, Like, war happened and they said, okay, we got to go fighting again.
But the truce is, it's amazing.
phil labonte
It's also, they were all the same religion.
avery daye
I was going to say, it was a shared commonality of values.
tim pool
So even when they fight, they were like, but nowadays, you can't even get a jury to be honest.
It's all race based.
Elections are all race based.
Everything's just based on race.
phil labonte
I mean, that's legitimately a big part of the reason why videos like that are so popular now racial homogeneity.
tim pool
Homogenization.
phil labonte
Homogeneity.
tim pool
Homogeneity.
phil labonte
Yeah.
tim pool
And words.
phil labonte
Because the argument that people like aren't, like don't have an affinity for their own race, like that's only true for white people.
avery daye
There's no data behind it.
None.
phil labonte
Yeah.
I mean, white people, but it's only a certain segment of white people, too.
But I mean, even like you could hear Muhammad Ali making these arguments in the 60s, where he's like, I don't have a problem with white people, but I'd rather be around people like me.
tim pool
Well, so now what we see is the data shows that like jury trials, for instance, black juries will acquit.
Black convicts have extremely high rates.
White juries tend to be race ambivalent.
There's very little preference on race when it comes to juries.
But every other race, I'm saying a lot, just black people, but every race has a pro, like a racial preference for.
unidentified
Right there.
Yeah.
tim pool
So if there's a Latino juror and the guy on the stand is Latino, they're going to say not guilty.
They just don't care.
White people will say guilty or not guilty based on the merits.
Every other race will choose their race.
Even Asians.
avery daye
I would argue that's.
People hate, they've been brainwashed to be unkind.
It's like they have no survival instincts.
It's the most fascinating thing I've ever seen.
ian crossland
Yeah, I wonder are they like shocked into behaving at like base values, at base level animal instinct?
unidentified
What's your question?
phil labonte
What's your question?
ian crossland
The people that are voting based or like saying, yo, you're my race, therefore innocent, are they like shocked into behaving like just kind of animalistic?
phil labonte
No, that's just, that's very human nature tribalism.
Very, very, what?
ian crossland
Some people override it and then some people fall back into it.
phil labonte
The only people that really override it are white liberals.
That's it.
Like every other race.
jorge ventura
I just left Minneapolis, bro, and I covered the rights there for like two weeks.
So I was surrounded by white liberals all over Minneapolis.
And one thing that I like to do as a reporter is I just like to act like an MPC and just talk to people because I want to know exactly how they feel and what's motivating them.
And when I was talking to the white liberals in Minneapolis, like they do view when ICE does an arrest or an apprehension, like they view that as, oh, a Nazi official is kidnapping.
My Somali brother.
This is like a white person telling me that.
And they do feel like they have this moral standing to have to get out there and interfere in operations or anything like that because they feel like they're standing up for their Somali brother or sister.
Then when you go interview a Somalian, they're not even protesting.
There's a huge disconnect there.
avery daye
It's a savior complex, which in and of itself is an acknowledgement that we have created something worth preserving.
So, in and of itself, it's hypocritical, which they don't understand.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
Well, I don't know if they don't understand.
I think they won't acknowledge it.
avery daye
I think they don't understand it.
phil labonte
You think that they're blind to it?
unidentified
I do.
avery daye
I do.
ian crossland
Yeah, I would call it toxic compassion.
It's like misplaced compassion, suicidal empathy.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
It does indicate that there's a similar desire, though, between whatever sides you think there are.
People are both trying to preserve something.
unidentified
Huh?
ian crossland
Like you might say there's a left and a right, but both sides are trying to preserve what they think is correct.
That's not correct.
The American way.
tim pool
The left typically does.
Refers to progressivism, meaning they want to change the thing.
And conservatism wants to conserve the thing.
ian crossland
Yeah, but I think that.
tim pool
It's not preserving anything.
One side is trying to destroy it, one side is trying to protect it.
ian crossland
In this instance, the leftist movement is like, hey, get your Nazi Gestapo out of my town.
These are my brethren from a distance.
We don't want totalitarianism.
Like, we want to preserve the American way where you can start your own and.
tim pool
You're incorrect.
They're saying open the borders and abolish the state and abolish profit.
They're saying change it.
ian crossland
There are people that are, yeah.
tim pool
But that's what the left means.
It means, literally.
ian crossland
The orchestrators probably aren't even American.
They're NGOs and stuff.
tim pool
No, no, no.
Left and right was a reference to the right that wanted to maintain the system in France or have a comparable system.
The left wanted more leftist economic policies.
Leftists are defined by saying, burn the thing down, not preserve it.
They're not preserving anything.
They're saying, newcomers, bring in the newcomers, change everything.
ian crossland
No, it was the difference between don't deport my neighbor and bring in new people.
tim pool
Right, because deporting illegal immigrants is stopping their change from happening.
ian crossland
Okay, you're not wrong.
I'm just saying that I don't think that's the mindset of these people.
tim pool
Literally, it is.
unidentified
They say it.
jorge ventura
Are you trying to say, Ian, like the people in Minneapolis that they view as, like, this is our way of life?
This is American life for us, and we're preserving that.
Yes.
tim pool
What Ian's basically saying is that there are two groups, and they crashed, and one guy says he got chocolate on my peanut butter, and the other guy says he got peanut butter on my chocolate, but in reality, they both just made a delicious treat.
unidentified
It does sound like that's.
tim pool
Except what's actually happening is one guy's trying to destroy the other guy's chocolate.
Sour Cream And Organic Farms 00:05:04
ian crossland
Really?
High fructose corn syrup?
unidentified
Yep.
ian crossland
See, we all have a common enemy.
It's those corporatists.
tim pool
Have you seen the viral video of the guy with the Hershey's bar and he's flopping it around?
He's like, this is not chocolate.
avery daye
Yes, I've seen that.
unidentified
It's just flopping.
Yeah.
avery daye
You warmed it up and it's like, oh, we're being poisoned.
tim pool
It's not chocolate.
unidentified
It's gross.
tim pool
And then you see the video of the ice cream?
The guy put an ice cream sandwich on a plate and then he came back like hours later and it's like, there's drips and it's like, but it's larger.
avery daye
It's still there.
tim pool
Yeah, because it's all gelatin and stuff.
It's like not ice cream.
My wife went to a great farmer's market and she bought sour cream.
And she comes back with all this great stuff.
And she's like, I got farmer's market sour cream.
And I grabbed it and looked at it.
And it's got 15 ingredients.
And I was like, I was like, wife, this is not sour cream.
She was like, oh no.
I had one job.
Like, you go to any grocery store.
avery daye
Marketing got her.
tim pool
Daisy sour cream.
Daisy, the ingredients aren't Daisy sour cream, cultured cream.
unidentified
Yep.
tim pool
And they sell it at the market, at the grocery store.
You don't got to go to a special farmer's market for it.
But yeah, all the high fructose corn syrup garbage.
Like, we should play that video.
We'll do it in the after show where the guy makes modern bread.
It's one of the best videos I've ever seen.
He's like, I'm going to make American bread.
And then he's like, it's not what you think it is.
And then he's like, all the weird chemicals he's mixing in is just so nasty.
So nasty.
Like, why would you want to eat that?
ian crossland
We should look at it.
tim pool
Bleaching flour.
ian crossland
Bleaching it, yes.
tim pool
And then adding vitamins because flour is dead, basically.
ian crossland
Enrichment.
tim pool
I don't eat that trash.
I can't eat it.
I get sick when I eat bread.
I stopped eating it years ago.
ian crossland
That's if you want to preserve the American way of life, don't eat that shit.
Like, You got to preserve your diet.
Don't eat all these 1992 and beyond azo dyes and aspartame and high fructose corn syrup and what?
PFAS, these PFAS for forever plastics.
I could go on, man.
tim pool
I basically just eat like a pint of sour cream every day.
That's like basically my diet.
ian crossland
I'm doing a lot of moon cheese.
That's my fat.
tim pool
Moon cheese?
ian crossland
Moon cheese is the ultimate.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
I put sour cream on it.
ian crossland
Moon cheese with sour cream.
tim pool
Yeah.
Today I had a, oh, dude, they have this thing called Tomb Garlic Dip.
unidentified
Tube.
Tomb.
tim pool
T O O M. Bro, give me money.
Like, I will promote that like nobody's business.
Ingredients are like garlic and olive oil.
And they literally just pulverized garlic, vinegar, and olive oil together.
And I will drink that stuff.
I will take spoonfuls of garlic paste and just eat it.
It's so good.
ian crossland
I used to boil or like saute, huh?
tim pool
Oh, yeah, mix it with sour cream.
That'd make it a great dip.
ian crossland
So I would saute it a good dip.
tim pool
Oh, no, no, no.
ian crossland
It's just pure health ingredients.
tim pool
I mean, sour cream is like the best thing ever.
It's just pure fat.
You know, just like take a chip and just scoop like.
Four tablespoons of sour cream and just.
jorge ventura
What do you do for protein Ian?
ian crossland
Butter.
tim pool
Sour cream's good.
ian crossland
You just need a hunk of butter when you're depleted.
carter banks
Stick of butter.
ian crossland
It's just like infusion into the system.
I'll do like cheese and lately I'm doing pork.
I'm trying to get away from pig.
unidentified
Here's what you do.
Here's what you do.
tim pool
Get a pan nice and hot.
unidentified
All right.
tim pool
Splash some olive oil on it.
Get the oil all nice and situated all around it.
Dump a whole bag of cheddar cheese on that pan and let it fry.
And it won't stick if you get it hot, right?
You can then easily flip the whole thing over and you make yourself like a fried cheese tortilla.
And then what you do is you put sour cream in it and you eat it.
ian crossland
At night.
Before you go to bed.
tim pool
Well, I don't know about that.
ian crossland
If you're building muscle, you want your fats at night.
unidentified
Yeah.
avery daye
Let's talk about where you're getting this cheese, though.
Because if you're just doing the shredded cheese from the grocery store, that's no bueno.
unidentified
Sometimes.
tim pool
Sometimes it's like organic farm stuff.
unidentified
No good.
ian crossland
Yeah, you gotta.
tim pool
No, you can shred it a little bit.
They got shredded organic good stuff with limited ingredients at the grocery store.
It's not all bad.
That's why I'm saying, like, you know, my wife goes to the farmer's market and she finds sour cream.
It's in this nice, like, tub with a picture of a little cartoon cow on it.
She's like, it's gonna be great.
And then when we come back, I look and I'm like, eh.
You know what really bothers me?
You know what really bothers me?
When I am Supreme Chancellor, there's a few things I'm gonna ban.
Of course, of course, it's cilantro, but everyone knows it.
unidentified
I agree.
tim pool
The next is Gellin gum in heavy cream.
unidentified
Okay.
phil labonte
Heavy cream, huh?
tim pool
Yeah, yeah.
So I like heavy cream for my coffee, just a little boop, you know.
But all of the heavy cream brands put gum in it to thicken it up.
I don't want that.
I just want regular old cream.
And they put it in there because they think people like the texture of a thick cream better than runny cream, I guess.
At Mom's Organic Shop, they've got real heavy cream.
Ingredients, cream.
And they're in, like, they're from a farm nearby or something.
All I need.
But that's really far from us.
So, if we go to, like, a regular grocery store, like a food line, every single cream they have has Gellin gum in it.
And there are some hypotheses that the increase of gum in our products for thickening agents has resulted in this massive spike in colon cancer in millennials.
ian crossland
Not surprising.
jorge ventura
That's not so, yeah.
ian crossland
That Gellin gum is a polysaccharide produced through fermentation of carbohydrates by bacteria.
Ferments a carbohydrate into, so it's basically bacterial waste.
tim pool
That's probably what happens when you do those.
Cleanses and the weird stuff comes out.
unidentified
Do the cleanse.
tim pool
I like Gell and Gum.
Rumble Music And Premium Content 00:12:40
ian crossland
No, no.
unidentified
Okay.
ian crossland
Zen Cleanse is the company.
I'm actually in a.
tim pool
All right, all right, all right.
We're going to grab some rumble rants and super chats before Ian grosses everybody out.
unidentified
So smash.
ian crossland
I got pictures.
tim pool
Smash the like button, share the show.
We're in the uncensored portion of the show in a few minutes.
We'll talk a little bit more about Animal Farm.
No spoilers, no spoilers.
But we'll also bring up that.
I'll try and find that video of the guy making real bread, of like American factory bread.
It's disgusting.
unidentified
All right.
tim pool
We got Pinochet says, and if the band you're in starts playing different Tunes.
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.
ian crossland
We were just playing some Pink Floyd before the show went up.
tim pool
Yeah, nobody caught the reference when I was said, you know, I said, oh, they came back from the moon.
Well, there's no moments making up a dull day there.
unidentified
Oh.
And everyone's like, huh?
phil labonte
Sarah would have got that.
She loves Pink Floyd.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
ian crossland
They got some hugely awesome songs, but I never really got into them.
tim pool
AK Storm says one of the Artemis crew named a crater after his late wife.
The dude literally loved her to the moon and back and flexed on all other men.
Best of luck topping that, boys, the things we do for teats.
I will say this.
unidentified
I like that.
tim pool
Of all the conspiracy theories people have claimed about how we never went to the moon, I just don't believe any of them until today because this new moon mission can't possibly be real.
It's a female astronaut.
phil labonte
Yep.
tim pool
I made that joke before the show, right?
That's why no one cares.
unidentified
All right.
ian crossland
NNY says, I was just going to pile on women for no reason.
tim pool
NNY says, if you are driving or riding a motorcycle and can't skip, it takes four hours of YouTube ads to listen to a 20 minute segment.
That's YouTube, it's automatic, bro.
YouTube did this thing where ads are basically automatic and you can't even place them anymore because it rejects ad placements.
So I used to do an ad every six minutes and 30 seconds, and now YouTube automatically runs ads.
They've announced this.
YouTube isn't, that's wild because I believe you.
A 20 minute segment, I don't know about four hours of ads, but YouTube announced that they were doing auto ads now.
So that means, right, if you're on a motorcycle and you can't hit a button, 10 minute ads will play.
And it's just like, okay, and we can't do anything about that.
ian crossland
You can buy YouTube Red or whatever it is YouTube.
tim pool
Yes, YouTube Premium.
Or I will stress, we're available on Rumble.
ian crossland
Rumble Premium.
Honestly, you spend $13 a month on the premium service of the website, and that's what they're making off ad revenue.
So it kind of bounces off.
unidentified
Go to.
tim pool
I think the website is Timcast Premium.
Is that what it is?
unidentified
Timcast.
tim pool
Oh, let me make sure I slide it right.
Timcastpremium.com.
Yep.
If you go to timcastpremium.com, you can sign up for Rumble Premium and you can use code Tim10.
Timcast Premium should automatically load that code, but use code Tim10 and you'll get ad free listening.
Everything we post, it'll be on Rumble.
So, you know, that's always available.
I mean, bro, you're commenting on Rumble.
You know, it's all available on Rumble and YouTube.
And indeed.
All right, let's see.
Mitho says, having worked for the government, I can attest it is far too incompetent to have kept this secret for almost 60 years.
Plus, you would have had to have gotten the Soviets to play along.
And that's the greatest argument, in my opinion.
The Soviets would absolutely be coming out being like, they lied and we can prove it.
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of the anti American commentary claiming the moon stuff is fake is literally foreign influence to destroy Americanism.
unidentified
Yeah.
avery daye
Because that's what it's rooted in, the whole argument.
People don't even understand that they're rooting against the success of America.
unidentified
By science.
Yeah, right.
tim pool
Mythos says Tim, ICBMs were available for a decade before the moon landings.
I will stress, ICBMs worked by going into the stratosphere and then dropping warheads down.
If they had a rocket that could go straight up and then come straight down, it would be unable to stop it.
That's what they did to kill Khamenei.
They launched a special kind of missile straight up, and then it goes right over the target and comes straight down so it can't be intercepted.
So, having a rocket that can go to the moon is a nightmare scenario.
You will have nukes pointed at you every night, and they know it.
All right, what do we got here?
Lava Bear says, I believe the UFO is actually a flying aircraft carrier, just like the one in the Marvel Cinematic Universe proved me wrong.
That proves it.
NNY says, Ian, discombobulate me harder, Daddy Crossland.
unidentified
Right.
ian crossland
I just need you to vibrate.
phil labonte
Vibrate.
jorge ventura
Oh, I like that.
That's a good slogan for that.
I mean, a syndrome weapon.
ian crossland
Move me with this sound.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
You like that one?
unidentified
I like it.
All right, dude.
jorge ventura
Yeah, I'm excited.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
I'm big in vibration.
tim pool
I'll just.
Only the truth that says Tim is a coward when he actually has the opportunity to do what is right.
He bends the knee.
Spoil the movie.
Angel Studios deserves it.
First and foremost, if I was a coward, I'd take the money and get paid and have thousands of dollars to buy pizza with and just lie to you and tell you the movie was good.
Instead, I did probably the stupidest thing any host could do when they're in the business of running ads.
I attacked, I criticized heavily the advertiser for trying to advertise with us.
The end result could be companies saying, we don't want to advertise on Tim Pool's show because if it turns out he hates the product, He's going to attack us.
ian crossland
I don't think so because I thought, first thing I thought was, this is fucking honorable, man.
This is a really honorable move because you truly believe it and they want to come on and talk about it.
Like it's good for everybody.
tim pool
And I respect them and we'll have that conversation.
avery daye
I'm giving them the opportunity.
tim pool
But let's be real.
If you sold like a skin cream, you might be like, what if Tim Poole thinks the chemicals in it are bad?
So instead of doing an ad, he attacks us.
Let's just stay away from him.
So it was dangerous as a company.
And I had people asking me, like, why don't you just call them instead of making a public statement?
And I said, because people are already running ads for this.
There are conservatives doing ads for a pro communism film right now that is spitting in the face of one of the few anti communist legacy pieces of culture that we have.
And I've talked to people and they're telling me, well, I don't know.
They bought ads and I just promoted the film.
And I'm like, yeah, well, you should have watched it.
As soon as they said, oh, they want you to do ads for Animal Farm, I was like, what?
No.
We saw the trailer for that.
And they're like, well, here's what they sent.
You can watch the movie.
And I was like, okay.
And then I read it.
I was like, well, fair point.
I didn't actually watch the movie, just the trailer.
So I'll watch it.
Oh, my God.
I'll just say that.
unidentified
Wow.
All right.
tim pool
Let's grab some more.
Ramo says Bob Lazar filmed the craft outside the base and they fired him for it.
They ruined his life after.
Maybe watch his documentary.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
He drove some friends there and they watched.
tim pool
It was on Netflix, right?
unidentified
Was it?
Yeah.
avery daye
I don't know.
I watched it on.
I don't know.
ian crossland
I saw him on Rogan.
I watched like a two hour documentary.
unidentified
I watched a lot.
ian crossland
That was fascinating.
tim pool
All right.
Let's see.
Matt says Holy yap.
Are we really getting distracted by aliens right now?
No one's read about the Great Deception, apparently.
Come on, Tim.
Getting distracted by aliens.
I suppose I can only tell you that everyone has already been distracted by aliens because it's a top trending story.
The people want what the people want.
I don't know what to tell you, man.
Fisher Mason says, My mom just passed.
Sorry to hear it, man.
phil labonte
Sorry to hear it, man.
tim pool
I need to fly back home ASAP.
Give, send, go.
Hard trip home.
Anything helps.
Please pray.
Love you all.
Bender says if ChatGPT was a person, it would be Ian.
I second that.
ian crossland
GPT?
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
So smart.
tim pool
The perfect.
ian crossland
Oh, much intelligence.
tim pool
That is the perfect explanation for Ian.
ian crossland
I just heard that there are.
tim pool
Like if ChatGPT was a person.
ian crossland
No one's pumped $180 billion into me yet.
Like this is.
tim pool
I'll give you a really good example.
avery daye
I'm going to give you a slight tickle of woke in there, too.
unidentified
Of course, of course.
tim pool
But like, I want to give you one example about why.
unidentified
Yeah, like advocate.
tim pool
I'm going to give you guys an example of why it's so perfect to compare Ian to ChatGPT.
It's like, imagine you went to ChatGPT and said, explain to me the Antichrist.
And ChatGPT goes, well, Antichrist could also mean being anti like Christ.
And so you're acting not like Christ was.
That's what it means to be anti Christ.
And you're like, what?
That's a literal statement.
Tell me about the literal anti Christ.
ian crossland
It could be the actual guy.
And I'm like, hmm, I shouldn't have that authority.
unidentified
Indeed.
tim pool
My friends, we're going to go to the uncensored portion of the show at rumble.com slash Timcast IRL.
You don't want to miss it.
Follow me on X and Instagram at Timcast.
Avery, do you want to shout anything out?
avery daye
No, but I will say I did have some of your coffee and it was really good.
So I'll give you credit there.
unidentified
Oh, thank you.
Yeah.
tim pool
Which one did you have, Ian's Graphene Dream or Appalachian Nights?
avery daye
Appalachian Nights.
tim pool
Yeah, that one's my favorite.
avery daye
Very good.
tim pool
Ian's Graphene Dream is also a second bestseller.
ian crossland
I had the Appalachian Nights this evening as well.
unidentified
Indeed.
tim pool
You want to shout anything out, brother?
jorge ventura
Yeah, everyone check me out on Ventura Report on X, breaking a lot of news.
We've got a lot of good reporting heading back to the southern border.
And one of your viewers told me that we need to make Send Tortas to the Moon merch.
So it looks like that's a hit.
But yeah, once again, thanks for having me on, Tim.
Kind of fun to discuss all the news and the aliens and all the good stuff.
ian crossland
Like a torta, riding a torta, eating a torta, to the moon.
unidentified
To the moon and back.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
ian crossland
I want to get her cheese.
unidentified
I don't want to.
Visionary.
jorge ventura
Ian, you got to come to LA.
I got to set you up on a blind date with a torta.
You'll have a good time.
unidentified
Have a good conversation.
ian crossland
Let's record it.
jorge ventura
Yeah, we got to get you a thoksika.
ian crossland
Avery, people are going to follow you on X at Avery Day.
It's D A Y E, one Avery Day.
Thanks for coming, guys.
I'm at Ian Crossland.
You find me at Ian Crossland on the internet.
Go to graphene.movie.
Check out the new documentary I'm working on.
And a show I just did with Roseanne Barr went live about two days ago on her YouTube channel.
unidentified
Nice.
ian crossland
So go there, check out me and Rosie hitting it off for a couple hours.
She's a deep woman, so it was nice to listen.
Real smart.
Girl sees the world like I see it with shapes and patterns.
So it was funny.
My mom watched it.
It was like, I didn't understand what you guys were saying some of the time.
I'm like, it was like we got our own language.
That's about right.
unidentified
Yep.
ian crossland
So even my own family.
unidentified
Right on.
ian crossland
Carter Banks.
carter banks
What's up, everyone?
I'm Carter Banks.
You can follow me everywhere at Carter Banks and everywhere else at Carter Banks Official.
Thank you, Avery, for coming on.
Thank you, Jorge, for coming on.
It's been great.
Yeah, I can't wait for the after show, Phil.
phil labonte
I am Phil the Remains on Twix.
If you want to check out some of the stuff I've been writing, you can check out my Patreon.
It's patreon.comslash Phil it Remains.
The band is All That Remains.
We're going on tour this month.
We're going to start out in Albany on the 29th.
We're going out with Born of Osiris and Dead Eyes.
Tickets are available at allthatremainsonline.com.
If you want to check out the band's music, you can check us out at Apple Music, Amazon Music, Pandora, YouTube, Spotify, and Deezer.
Don't forget the left lane is for crime.
tim pool
We will see you all at rumble.comslash Timcast IRL.
unidentified
Thanks for hanging out.
All right.
tim pool
We got the video on Instagram.
Then we'll talk about that animal farm stuff.
But let's just play this video, which is fucking nuts.
itay shechter
Here we can.
Today we're going to make it from scratch.
First, we're going to need a synthetic herbicide.
We're going to spray on the wheat to help it dry faster and make it easier to harvest.
Grind it up and add synthetic vitamins because the real ones are gone.
And of course, we're going to get the color right.
So we're going to suit up and blast it with chlorine gas to make it nice and white.
Capitalist Monarchy And Property 00:14:59
itay shechter
And when you see rich wheat flour on the label, this is basically what it is.
How to make it into bread, we're going to take this yoga man, mix it with toluene or petroleum derived.
Solvent to isolate the azodicarbonamide.
unidentified
A doughboy.
itay shechter
Now, that's gonna help make it nice and fluffy.
Now, for our other ingredients high fructose corn syrup, oybean oil, monoendiglyceride, calcium peroxide, calcium propronate, and potassium bromate, even though it's banned in Europe, Canada, even China because it's linked to cancer, but we're only gonna add a little bit, so it should be.
Add a flesh of water, mix, shape, bake, and that's basically your made in the USA bread.
Send this to a friend who still thinks bread is just flour and water, and let me know would you eat this crap?
tim pool
Yes, people eat it all the fucking time.
ian crossland
Yeah, like infinity.
Even your system, it doesn't go bad.
tim pool
I don't want to spoil too much, but I will say a little bit more about the film.
I mentioned the motivations are banking and finance.
So, what I will say is that they don't revolt against the farmer, the farmer gets foreclosed on, and the animals have to make money to pay the bank off.
ian crossland
That is fucking ridiculous.
unidentified
And.
tim pool
And so, I don't want to say like a heavy spoiler because this is part of the trailer.
If you watch the trailer and analyze it, the first opening scene shows the Pilkington and the woman being like, I'm going to make some new friends.
And like, so I think it's important to bring up for people that want to see an adaptation of Animal Farm.
That's not the case.
They turned one of the characters in the book into a banker.
And the principal motivation of everything is that they need to make money.
When they start making money, the pigs start taking the profit for themselves, and the animals are like, Why are they taking the profit from our labor?
And then the pigs, this is an allegory, right?
I'm not going to tell you main spoilers again, but effectively, instead of a communist revolution, the pigs form a private equity firm, which they cut a deal with Elon Musk's mom on.
And the solution to the problem is a terror attack that the good guys foment to say that you will own nothing and you'll be happy.
So.
You know, holy shit, people want to ask more questions about it, but yeah, I mean, it's overtly anti-anti-anti-capitalists.
ian crossland
So, the first one's like shows flaws.
The book, I should say, shows flaws in capitalism without being anti-capitalism because it shows a farmer who's very wealthy, who has a farm, whether through inheritance or what.
tim pool
He's a rich farmer.
ian crossland
Well, he owns a farm and he mishandles it.
tim pool
He's not wealthy, he's a drunk, but he's a drunk, and so he's drunk all day and neglects the farm, mishandles this valuable piece of.
Let me, let me, let me just, I want to correct the record for having, having, you know, just.
Literally reviewed all of this as part of my homework for the ad.
Farmer Jones is an alcoholic.
He is not wealthy and he neglects the farm due to dependency.
ian crossland
He owns a farm.
tim pool
Owning a farm doesn't make you wealthy, bro.
ian crossland
In that era, it's a pretty big deal.
tim pool
No, it's not.
Back then, no, no, you are wrong.
Back then, everybody lived on a farm and everyone owned a cow and they were poor.
ian crossland
Not everyone owned a farm back then.
It's not just a normal peon, you know, that's the point.
tim pool
Most people in the late 1800s and early 1900s owned cows and lived on On farmsteads.
phil labonte
I love how you'll get an idea in your head, and some of you are like, No, that's not an angel.
No, yeah, it totally is.
ian crossland
The idea that the guy that owns the farm is not a capitalist is, I don't know.
tim pool
You said he was rich.
Farmers are not rich.
ian crossland
The idea is he owns the farm where they all work.
tim pool
That doesn't make him rich.
ian crossland
Well, he's wealthier than everyone else.
phil labonte
He's the only one who's going to be the owner of the farm.
ian crossland
Because he's a human being, he's the owner of the farm.
The point is, he's a wealthy capitalist.
No, it isn't.
unidentified
You're wrong.
ian crossland
And then you can tell me what you think it is.
tim pool
It's not what we think it is.
It's what Orwell said it was, what the book says it is.
ian crossland
He's a wealthy capitalist that missed the farm.
Farm animals are like, we got to take it.
jorge ventura
Yeah, don't ever change.
ian crossland
It's useless.
So they chase them off and they take the property.
phil labonte
It's not.
ian crossland
And then they mishandle it over time.
And you see how communism turns into vanguardism.
phil labonte
It's not.
tim pool
It's not the story at all.
unidentified
I did.
avery daye
Did you write the script for this?
ian crossland
The animals kicked the farmer off the farm.
phil labonte
It's too funny.
Ian's like, nope, this is what it is.
No, it's really funny.
tim pool
The farmer was an impoverished drunkard who couldn't maintain or buy the food.
So they said, we're going to take over because we can do it better.
That's it.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
It wasn't wealthy.
phil labonte
It wasn't a critique of capitalism.
ian crossland
No, I know.
I started this segment off by saying it was not.
They show.
phil labonte
No, but.
ian crossland
Some drawbacks of capitalism.
You're outbeating and anthropogenic.
phil labonte
But you're saying that he's a capitalist, right?
Like that's you adding context that isn't, that's a point that's not made in the show.
ian crossland
The farmer in the book is a capitalist.
tim pool
No, that's not in the book at all.
That does not exist.
Owning doesn't make you a capitalist.
ian crossland
It's not even a, it's not part of a capitalist system to own property.
What are you going on about?
Bro, what the f?
phil labonte
This is context that you're injecting into it.
It doesn't say anywhere in the book that he's a capitalist.
ian crossland
I know, it doesn't.
I don't know if it says it fittingly.
It's subtle, man.
phil labonte
But this, again, this is context that you're injecting.
You're saying that he's a capitalist.
That point was not made in the book.
tim pool
It is an allegory one for one with the Bolshevik Revolution, and Jones is meant to represent the Tsar.
ian crossland
Yeah, the monarch.
tim pool
Yeah, not a capitalist.
ian crossland
Well, it's the head of the corporation.
unidentified
No, it's not.
It's the Tsar.
ian crossland
He's the king.
He's a monarch.
Animal farm.
tim pool
He's one for one with the Bolshevik Revolution.
If you replace Napoleon with Stalin and you squealer with Trotsky and Old Major with Marx, he was literally saying these fucking pigs, Stalin, Lenin, and Marx, they are who I am writing about.
Jones was representing the royalty, the government, not capitalism.
ian crossland
Well, he was a landlord.
phil labonte
He was the monarch.
And he wasn't a capitalist?
Monarchy is not capitalist.
It's not a capitalist system.
You yourself have made the argument that the monarch owns everything, that the king owns everything.
That's not a capitalist system.
ian crossland
You can have a capitalist monarchy.
phil labonte
You have made the argument.
Your argument against monarchy.
You make this argument all the time when you're talking about the king of England and how he's still in control of Canada.
You're like, no, he's the monarch.
He owns everything.
He can just take blah, blah, blah, blah.
You make that argument all the time.
You make that argument all the time.
tim pool
Wait, Ian, do you think more hard than you do hard?
Ian, do you think having money means capitalism?
unidentified
No.
tim pool
Then what do you.
ian crossland
Land ownership of property?
I mean, that's a tenet of it.
tim pool
Capitalism is a grant where you have the right to trade privately between peoples.
There are communist dictatorships where there are people with titles to land.
unidentified
Okay.
ian crossland
Let's go to callers.
Monarchy is not an economic model.
It's a legal system.
You might have an economic model like communism or like capitalism.
unidentified
Communism is a monarchy.
tim pool
You might have a monarchy structure that incorporates government and economics.
Socialism is the economic structure.
ian crossland
You might have a social monarchy.
You might have a capitalist monarchy.
phil labonte
Just because there are markets doesn't mean that it's a capitalist system.
tim pool
Let's go to callers.
We got Kilo Charlie Five.
What's up?
ian crossland
What do you think about it?
Is the farmer a capitalist or not Kilo?
kilo charlie 5 in unknown
I haven't read the book.
unidentified
All right.
kilo charlie 5 in unknown
Guys, thanks for having me back on.
So, my question tonight is for Ian.
So, there are people that are blindly optimistic and those that are obtusely naive.
Every political topic, you take the extreme 60s hippie position.
Are you really this naive andor lack understanding to the way the world works and the political system works?
Or is this a devil's advocate act?
To help the flow of the show and promote critical thinking.
It's not an insult.
I'm not meaning it in a derogatory way.
I just think a lot of us in the Discord have been asking this question for a long time.
tim pool
I think it's fair to tell the Discord Ian's real name is Ryan Smith.
He's British.
And this is a character he's been playing for several years.
unidentified
It's been challenging.
Yeah.
ian crossland
Well, the first thing you said was that I always take the extreme, I think it was a bit of a hyperbole, but I do sometimes go the opposite direction to poke holes in my own beliefs.
If I come across as believing insane shit, I just can't stop and slow down to show my work every step of the way.
So people get confused.
They're like, why is he saying that?
Like, I think three steps ahead and then I'll just say it.
And they'll be like, how did you get there?
Why are you saying that?
And then in a show like this, we don't always have time to go back and walk through my point by point to get there.
Sometimes that's usually the case.
Tim and I mean, I don't know.
I don't want to speak too much for Tim, but like my view of the future aligns heavily with Tim's when it comes to like property rights, free speech.
I care more about having the discussion.
And enabling the discussion than about being right.
I'm sorry if I hope that answered your question.
kilo charlie 5 in unknown
Yeah, we just, there have been, everybody was just kind of curious in the Discord, wondering if it was just an act to help critical thinking, kind of playing devil's advocate, or if this was really the real you.
tim pool
It's the real him.
jorge ventura
Oh, yeah.
ian crossland
Yeah, if you know me off camera, I'm pretty much the same, but I'll turn it up a notch for the show.
I'm playing a role, too, because, like, a support role on this show.
I'm not the alpha, I'm not the tank.
Tim's taking all the heat.
He's, like, leading the charge, and I've got to, like, I can't override him and, like, get in the way.
So, You don't see my true personality on this show a lot of times because I'm playing a function, serving a function.
avery daye
I will say, in the brief time I've met you and known you, you have asked questions out of curiosity of the thought process, which I think are questions that you don't necessarily believe.
You're just curious about how somebody thinks.
So you go a roundabout way to get there.
unidentified
Yeah.
jorge ventura
Also, I just think that Ian is not afraid of having the conversation.
I think a lot of people, when they have a thought, they're so afraid of the blowback where.
Where you don't have that, which I think is a great filter and it's a great addition to the show, bro, because it flows great.
But I think you bring that added element that a lot of viewers probably are thinking, but they're just too afraid to ask and stuff.
But I'm glad that you've blocked that out and you're just you, man, and it adds to the show great.
ian crossland
I had to learn when I'll say a thing, I can see Phil start to smile.
I'm like, stay calm.
And then Tim, his voice starts to talk.
I'm like, stay calm, keep going.
Like, those are the two things that I'm going to do.
tim pool
Phil will look at me and he'll look at me and make a face.
unidentified
I can see it.
ian crossland
I'm like, oh, there are.
jorge ventura
Hey, Phil, I picked that up like 10 times in the show.
phil labonte
There are so many pictures of me doing this on the internet.
unidentified
People see it.
phil labonte
They do a screen cap and they're like, Eden was going.
carter banks
Phil is starting to.
jorge ventura
I can see the wire starts to churn.
ian crossland
And he's like, what the fuck?
But then, like, when we go to dinner, I don't talk like this at all.
I mean, I'm just like a normal guy in public pretty much, but when we're getting into it, it might as well go all the way.
phil labonte
People also assume that, like, That people make the assumption that, like, I don't like Ian, and I think he's like, he's super fun.
Yeah, so and like, he's got a great heart, but it's super fun to like be here.
And like, a lot of times, he'll be he'll start going on something, and I'll just be like, Well, why do you think that, you know, and like try and figure out what his thought process is, or I'll be like, You know, this too, and and and what is that, you know, but it's it's so much fun, but it's also fun to have a conversation with people that have a different viewpoint to you and understanding it because so many people can't do it anymore.
avery daye
So, I think it's a value add.
ian crossland
Oh, it's the best.
It's so important moving forward.
AI is going to try and be like your best friend.
And I don't know if it's going to be able to push back like a human can.
unidentified
Not yet.
I don't know.
phil labonte
Yeah, it'll like, mine will if I, but I have to like remind it.
Like, I'll be like, like, Tank will say something.
I'll be like, Tank, don't bullshit me.
And like, he'll be like, oh, yeah, yeah.
Because he, like, they are programmed to be very complimentary.
unidentified
Right.
phil labonte
And he'll like, he'll go overboard and I'll be like, Tank, knock it off.
Because that's one of the things that I told, like, in the, in the, The open claw memory thing, you can tell it stuff to remember all the time.
And I'm just like, don't bullshit me.
Don't compliment me all the time.
Like, I want you to be honest.
We're looking for like facts here.
Like, that's how our system is supposed to work.
ian crossland
Yeah, your best friend wouldn't bullshit you.
So I take that back.
AI is programmed to be complimentary, not like a good friend who would tell you, hey, I don't believe you.
phil labonte
But it depends on the AI and it depends on the user.
I remember I specifically told Tank to do this.
Like, that's not how it just automatically works.
Sometimes they'll be very, you can get AI that are, that act like a total sycophant and be like, yes, that's a great idea.
people like that.
tim pool
I will say one thing.
You know, Ian has his personality issues that people like to bring up, but it's all tolerable and sometimes it's funny.
We've had people on the show, like liberals, that just deny reality, and we can't even have a conversation with those people.
phil labonte
No, we can't.
tim pool
Like, Ian can be adamant in his opinion, even if his view of it makes no sense or is wrong, and we can laugh and argue with him.
But when someone says, like, the news didn't actually happen, then.
avery daye
Where do you go from there?
tim pool
Yeah, you can't go anywhere.
unidentified
Like,.
tim pool
Ian knows the book exists.
Imagine if he was like, there's not even an animal farm.
We'd be like, what?
unidentified
Of course.
tim pool
I was like, nope.
ian crossland
Yeah, that phenomenon where people are like, I don't see it, therefore it doesn't exist.
I scrubbed that out of my being like 15 years ago.
Just because you can't perceive it doesn't mean it's not real.
And like people will tell you what they think is true.
It doesn't mean just because you can't see it or understand it doesn't mean they're not right.
And you can have conflicting truths.
Like my perspective of it is also valid, and so is yours, you know?
tim pool
Indeed.
Well, there you go, sir.
Did you want to shout anything out?
kilo charlie 5 in unknown
Yeah, you can check out my channel at BSP underscore prepper on Eck.
And y'all have a good evening.
tim pool
Have a good one.
Thanks for calling in.
Next up, we've got Jared.
What is up?
carter banks
What's up, Jared?
unidentified
Hi.
jarod in unknown
Hey, guys.
Thanks for taking my call.
I appreciate it.
unidentified
Yeah, I'm indeed.
jarod in unknown
So, my question is for the entire panel if you want to chime in.
It's how can I reconcile the Iran stuff to family that won't budge on any nuance whatsoever?
Because I am like very non interventionist at the core, but I understand nuance with the position.
And on top of that, there's like people that constantly say, oh, you're falling for propaganda, but I just want to know like what you guys would say to that.
phil labonte
Look, man, I've got a very, personally, I've got a very Michael Malice opinion on this stuff.
Intervention Routes And Sea Lanes 00:06:12
phil labonte
Like trying to change people's opinion, I don't engage in that anymore.
Like I'll tell people what I think, I'll tell people what I know, but like if someone's like, no, this is the way it is.
I do not worry about trying to convince people because most people do not reach their conclusions through logic.
When you show people evidence that contradicts what they truly believe, they double down.
This is like, there's been studies and stuff like that.
Trying to convince people that they're wrong is almost always an exercise in futility.
There are times where it's happened where someone will see something and be like, holy cow, I was wrong.
But most of the time, it's an exercise.
tim pool
What is the argument they are making to you?
What are you trying to challenge?
jarod in unknown
I'm just saying, like, I want to hear both sides of it, why it might be good, why it might be bad.
Because, like I said, I'm non interventionist, but I'm not going to sit here and say, okay, now that we're in this war, like, I'm still just going to be like, no, the U.S. is bad.
We have to not support the U.S. Like, I want to hear the side to say that and give it to them when they're like steel manning it, saying, no, we don't want to, like, we don't want to take part in this, like, whether it's the U.S. or not.
tim pool
Like, this is something we need to continue to do.
I don't understand, like, the.
I don't know what you're saying.
carter banks
I think he's asking for ammunition to use.
tim pool
In what direction?
Are you for the war?
Are you against the war?
Are you arguing for or against?
jarod in unknown
I'm not for it, but I'm just saying, like, how can I present that type of viewpoint with a nuance saying that I understand why it's happening?
avery daye
I think it's the high level, bigger, what I said earlier.
It's the high level, bigger picture question of do you want Iran to have.
tim pool
Yeah, no, no, no, but I mean, just say what you said.
I mean, if you agree with your family that we shouldn't be in the war, then you can say, I agree with you guys.
I think you're right.
You know, I think intervention is usually a bad thing.
I do understand the concerns.
I think we can all agree on that.
And then they'll say, yeah, we just shouldn't be there.
unidentified
But I. What?
Case, but it's.
You broke like that.
Your audio just got out.
What was that?
carter banks
That's the last five seconds of what you said.
Can you say that one more time, please?
jarod in unknown
No, I was saying I wish it was that simple, like for my case, by saying, like, I totally am with you and I'm for you on this position, but I also see this, but it's just not like that.
They don't see it that way.
tim pool
So your family is pro the Iran war?
jarod in unknown
I wouldn't say necessarily, but I just think it's propaganda.
tim pool
Guy, bro, I'm going to ask you again.
You said you're anti intervention.
And your family is also anti intervention?
Is that what you're saying?
unidentified
Yes.
Yep.
tim pool
So you're not arguing.
You agree with them.
I don't understand what your point is.
jarod in unknown
It's like they're anti intervention, but they're saying kind of like this is entirely the U.S.'s fault and we shouldn't have any support behind the U.S. Ask them what they mean and have them elaborate in detail.
tim pool
Use a Socratic method.
unidentified
Say, oh, what did we do?
tim pool
Why do you think that?
ian crossland
You know, something I'll do is I'll start with the.
Given that the liberal economic order is the least worst global order humanity's ever seen, and we need to preserve it because of that.
Update it, yeah, but that means that Americans have to control the Suez Canal.
That means that this liberal order of money military has to control the sea routes.
And that's what the Iranian threat has been contention over the sea routes.
It's not like I want it to happen, it has to happen for the betterment of the species at this point, if that's a truth, that the liberal economic order is the least worst system.
Unless you have a better system, That you can diagram and implement, which I've yet to see.
We have to upgrade this one.
carter banks
Yeah, I'll just remain calm and ask questions.
You can't lose with that.
jarod in unknown
Yeah, I guess what I was just trying to say is like, again, like they fall into propaganda.
And, for example, they'll say it's like Iran isn't doing these things to the extent that they're trying to tell you they are.
Don't listen to that.
Like, we don't want the war to happen, but don't listen.
It's not, that's not true.
ian crossland
So, are they watching like Iranian propaganda or they're just getting.
jarod in unknown
That's what I'm saying.
I think it's just propaganda.
ian crossland
That's true.
Do you guys, do you talk to them a lot about propaganda?
That's a good conversation to have.
Yeah, like the deep age of deepfakes, how we're upon us.
Like, show them deepfakes, show them crazy shit.
phil labonte
When you say.
unidentified
That's the problem.
jarod in unknown
I feel like they fall for it.
tim pool
Well, then you can rapport extreme turn.
ian crossland
But, like, show it to them when you're hanging out at the dinner table.
Be like, yo, look at this crazy deepfake.
Look how realistic it is.
tim pool
People who don't listen, you have to do what's called rapport extreme turn.
I've explained it quite a bit.
You agree with them, you agree with everything they say, and then you present an extreme they couldn't agree with.
So, if the position is the U.S. is evil, We shouldn't be involved with Iran.
We started this war.
Your response would be like, You're fucking right.
God, this country is just so fucking evil.
And every time we get a president, they do more and more evil.
We fucking deserved 9 11.
And I wish more people died.
I wish they fucking blew up New York and they fucking wiped out a children's hospital.
And then when they go, Oh, God, no.
You can say, Well, I mean, I guess the American people aren't all that bad.
I just think the wars, maybe you're right.
Maybe the US isn't that bad.
I just think they are.
Make them your that's that's the manipulation technique.
You make them oppose your view of America being bad, forcing them to take the position of defending America.
That's brilliant, it's a common it's manipulation 101.
And then when they defend America and say, I don't think that's ridiculous, you can say, you can go further and say, You're joking.
The reason we got attacked on 9 11 is because we've been massacring babies.
Babies, you even admit it.
You told me we're the problem with Iran.
So if the Iranian people came and fucking blew up a children's hospital right now, wouldn't it be justified?
And they're gonna be like, No, like, why not?
America's evil.
We are killing people.
Make them take the side of pro America.
ian crossland
What if you accidentally radicalize them and they're like, yeah.
unidentified
No, no, no.
I was going to say, I feel like some people believe this.
Some people believe this.
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phil labonte
Yeah.
jorge ventura
You should have used that on my ex girlfriend, this argument thing, right?
unidentified
This is really good.
Yep.
jarod in unknown
Anyway, I appreciate that.
I mean, I guess that answers exactly what I was asking.
tim pool
And then you say, Have you ever seen Hassan Piker?
He says we deserved 9 11.
Do you agree?
And they'll say, No, of course not.
Like, why not?
We went over there and we killed people.
Why wouldn't they do the same to us?
And then you make them start waving American flags.
carter banks
Let us know how it goes.
ian crossland
Yeah, keep updating us.
unidentified
This is great.
ian crossland
I feel like a part of your family.
jarod in unknown
I will definitely do that.
tim pool
Right on, man.
You want to shout anything out?
jarod in unknown
Yeah, you guys can follow me on X if you want at DoubtfulCore.
And I just had to say one thing, Ian.
For all the things that you may say that's incorrect, I actually really appreciate your commentary.
I think you actually do bring some really good nuance a lot more than people give you credit for.
So I just want to say you're awesome.
phil labonte
I appreciate you.
Oh, man, everyone knows.
tim pool
Thanks for calling in, brother.
unidentified
Thanks for calling in, brother.
Thanks, man.
Appreciate you guys.
tim pool
Let's go out later.
All right, next one.
We got Shade.
Shade, what is up?
jorge ventura
Glazing Ian, though.
shade in unknown
Hey, what up, Tim Cass?
How are you guys doing?
phil labonte
What's up, man?
unidentified
Hey, dude.
Yo.
shade in unknown
Okay, so for starters, I've been listening to the show since 2019, and Ian is absolutely legendary, and nobody shall ever touch his legacy.
unidentified
Ever.
jorge ventura
Agreed.
unidentified
He's awesome.
shade in unknown
Actually, the first episode I watched, Was the Sonic the Hedgehog episode where we were kind of comparing?
I think you were, Tim was comparing Sonic as a movie to Birds of Prey, which was like really bad.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
shade in unknown
And it was actually the pop culture stuff that got me involved.
And, you know, I was long time checked out of politics since like pretty much Ron Paul, like 2012.
I felt it was great to find a show that kind of, you know, echoed a lot of sensible sentiment in the arena.
It actually got me interested in politics again.
And it's the reason I voted for Trump.
2020 and 2024, just because I got engaged again, whereas I'd been checked out pretty much since 2012.
ian crossland
That's huge.
shade in unknown
That said, yeah.
Thank you guys for taking my call.
unidentified
Thank you.
ian crossland
I just want to say also that what you did, because of people doing what you did, we overrode that conundrum of COVID.
That shit could have toppled the world order.
Just thank you for waking up, man, and whatever.
I know it's not like you didn't do it, it happened to you, but appreciate it.
Thank you for being part of it.
unidentified
Oh, for sure.
shade in unknown
I mean, this show got me through COVID, for sure.
phil labonte
That's good to hear, man.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
shade in unknown
So, you know, as is tradition, I am driving home to see my two day old daughter who was born on Saturday.
unidentified
Hey.
shade in unknown
And we have a new patriot that we're welcoming to the world.
phil labonte
Happy birthday, man.
Bravo.
carter banks
She was born on Lion's birthday.
So, congratulations, dude.
unidentified
April 4th.
carter banks
Yeah.
unidentified
Very good.
Yeah.
4 4.
carter banks
Hell yeah.
unidentified
Okay, cool.
shade in unknown
So my question for the panel is last week, Tim had touched on a few of his segments on the idea that there's a coordinated effort, or there seems to be a coordinated effort of bots to like ostracize or push out anti-establishment voices.
I'd actually seen one of them, one of the bot posts sort of reposted or shared by a friend of mine.
And then I had seen another one.
That it was like the exact same post, but with a different show.
So, like, one was like Tim Cass, the other one was like Megyn Kelly, or something like that.
I thought, oh, wow, that's weird.
Like, you know, is it just a question?
I see one about.
tim pool
Considering we're very defensive of America and the administration in this war, it's very weird this is a coordinated campaign.
shade in unknown
Yeah, no, I agree.
I agree.
But my question is do you think that that sort of like realignment, do you think that that is pushing your moderates, your disaffected liberals, your independents, your libertarians away from the Trump administration?
Or do you think it's Trump's actions themselves?
tim pool
I don't.
Candace Owens, Tucker Carlson, flipped in a dime.
I've never seen that in politics.
It's just.
No idea.
Overnight.
They were just like, you know what?
We hate Trump.
And like, Tucker's been much more measured, but Candace is now calling for his impeachment and removal.
That's weird.
avery daye
This weekend, Tucker called America the end of the great American empire.
tim pool
And he said that we should share power with China.
Like, these are weird flips.
And like, a lot of people are just marching in lockstep because they're getting views on social media.
unidentified
Right?
tim pool
You know, I'd like to believe it's a Pied Piper trap to scrap up all the weirdos and then, you know, Put them in their own little world or whatever, but I can't figure out what the hell's going on.
ian crossland
I'm funding both sides of the war, the culture war.
The AI bots are going to be in your comment section trying to get you to think that 80% of your audience likes this topic instead of that topic.
And then they're positioning people against each other, just like bankers have done over time with military conflicts.
Likely that's what's happening or part of what's happening.
shade in unknown
Yeah, agreed.
I mean, the military industrial complex, I mean, as was warned by Eisenhower, is going to have influence.
And are going to push things in certain directions.
And while I certainly, I think largely in line with Tim's opinion that we didn't want this war to happen, maybe there could have been another way to solve the problem, but here we are.
And it's like, do we just abandon the greatness of America and the ideals that America stands for and call it bad and sort of reject it?
Or do we go, okay, well, we want this to end well.
Let's see if we can get a win out of this.
And yeah, like, you know, that's otherwise it's just nihilism.
unidentified
Yep.
tim pool
And the people that are saying, like, listen to the Iranian media, what they're lying.
I'm not saying trust the U.S. government and everything, but come on.
ian crossland
I have like a real, real mixed feelings, dude, because part of it is like the Israeli government started this conflict and then the Americans jumped in.
And like, but if they were going to get a nuclear intercontinental ballistic missile, like, appeasement doesn't work.
And, but like sending in ground troops and blowing up power stations and bridges doesn't work.
That's not going to get the government to quit.
They want it, they want to be victimized so that their population will rise up against the Americans.
And I don't know what else to do.
I don't think that harder, faster is always the best way forward.
shade in unknown
Agreed, it's a rock and a hard place.
unidentified
It really is.
shade in unknown
And I don't think, you know, I think Trump has his advisors, and, you know, nobody's perfect, you know.
And hey, maybe this was the right decision.
You know, things are still kind of playing out.
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shade in unknown
But yeah, I really liked, you know, being able to tout president of no new wars in 2024.
We just have to hope that this comes off successfully with like as little bad repercussions as possible.
ian crossland
The president of no new wars.
tim pool
Yeah, no new wars.
unidentified
Oh, that's it.
tim pool
That's a good one.
We should make that meme.
Donald Trump campaigned on no new wars.
unidentified
Oh, new wars.
phil labonte
Got to get that comma in there.
tim pool
New wars.
It's the Simpsons joke where Lionel Hutz has the business card that says works on contingency, no money down.
And then he put a question mark after works on contingency, no, money down.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
Cool.
shade in unknown
Well, thank you, guys.
unidentified
You want to shout anything out?
carter banks
Thank you, sir.
shade in unknown
Yeah, yeah.
Actually, you know, I'm going to shout out my wife real quick.
She just sent me a text message saying, Papa, I'm pumping milk!
Lots of it.
I also got good sleep.
Thank God.
Isla, my daughter, is chugging milk now in my other boob.
unidentified
That is hot as hell.
shade in unknown
So I love her very much.
What's going on, man?
tim pool
Thanks for calling in, brother.
shade in unknown
Thank you, guys.
ian crossland
Bro, your wife is holding it down.
Thanks, man.
unidentified
All right.
tim pool
And last but not least, we've got TJ Rain Man.
phil labonte
What's up, TJ?
tj rainman in unknown
What's happening, boys?
unidentified
What up, TJ?
tj rainman in unknown
So, I first want to come out and say thank you to the great British actor, what was it, Ryan Smith, for being on the panel tonight.
unidentified
Yes, it was my pleasure.
We appreciate you.
Where's the action?
All right.
tj rainman in unknown
Secondly, Secondly, I would give you my opinion on Animal Farm, but as this Discord is well aware, I can't fucking read.
So maybe a conversation for another day.
ian crossland
I bet you could use an audiobook and then get an AI to make it a better one than whatever this goes.
tim pool
Bro, the audiobook is like four hours long.
unidentified
Oh.
ian crossland
It took me about four hours to read it.
tim pool
100 pages?
unidentified
Yeah.
You could read it.
ian crossland
I really wanted to understand it.
tim pool
Jeez, I could read it probably in a half hour.
ian crossland
Sorry to interrupt your question.
tim pool
I guess I just read a lot all day, every day.
I could read fast.
unidentified
Yeah.
tj rainman in unknown
I could skim it and pick up a little bit, but I don't know how useful that would be.
But anyway, as for my question, I guess at the end of the day, it all boils down to how dare you?
Because earlier in the show, you guys were bringing up Bob Lazar, and I can't let you guys do my boy dirty like that.
Ian, you started off by saying that he worked at Area 51, which I can let that slide.
We all know it was Area S4.
ian crossland
Thank you.
That is true.
unidentified
Yep.
tj rainman in unknown
Yeah, we'll let that one slide.
But then, you know, Tim mentioning that he got walked down a hallway of magic tricks.
I feel like that is fairly disingenuous because, like, on the Joe Rogan podcast just this last week, Bob Lazar did another interview.
I think it's the second or third time on there.
And I learned that he worked there for about six months before they ended up firing him.
And so he was going to work every single day there.
It's not like he was just, you know, Shown this hallway once, and once you get through the haunted house, then you're left with, oh my God, what was that?
So I might dive into a couple more gripes.
tim pool
And what did he say about seeing the little green man?
tj rainman in unknown
Yeah, I believe that he said.
One time.
Yes, he did walk by a room.
unidentified
I will give you that.
tj rainman in unknown
He did say that he walked by a room and he looked in and he thought that he saw a green little man.
But then, yes, he did retract that statement because he wasn't confident in what he had seen.
tim pool
Did he say that he saw.
ian crossland
Did he say he saw the green man in a ship?
Or was it sitting in the pilot's seat in a ship?
tj rainman in unknown
I don't believe so.
tim pool
Something that affects like.
unidentified
I believe he was in a separate room.
tj rainman in unknown
Like maybe, maybe like an operating table kind of thing, or maybe like one of those big vats that you see in video games and movies and shit.
unidentified
Yeah.
tj rainman in unknown
I don't know.
But I think he only was, I think he was going to the only ship that they had.
And, but I guess, I guess to kick this off with a question is, do you guys believe Bob Lazar's story or not, just in general?
tim pool
No, I think he's, aside, I think he's making it up.
ian crossland
I think he's repeating what he thinks is true, but it's not.
I think that he was intentionally misled.
tj rainman in unknown
So, do you believe that the United States has a crashed UFO ship from outside our solar system?
unidentified
No.
ian crossland
I think they built it.
tj rainman in unknown
And I'm not talking about the one that Bob Lazar was mentioning, but like the Roswell crash, were they picking up scraps from outside of our solar system?
Or do you have any thoughts on if, just in general, you think the United States somewhere has a UFO crash?
ian crossland
No.
I see zero evidence of anything outside of Earth's.
Solar system zero, but there's evidence that humans have been building anti gravity technology, all sorts of crazy tech, acoustic levitation.
So, there's a lot of evidence leading towards humans built it, and there's just it's so easy to lie to people.
tj rainman in unknown
So, okay, so that is fair, but also Bob Lazar was in charge of propulsion research in this whole reverse engineering campaign.
What do you think about the discovery of element 115 that, like, some 20 years later or something like that?
Scientists actually found.
Do you think that the U.S. government had?
tim pool
What is it?
unidentified
What?
What is it?
ian crossland
I think it's molybdenum.
tj rainman in unknown
It's the fuel that is.
tim pool
I know, but tell me what it is.
tj rainman in unknown
Oh, like I'm reciting stuff that I've heard from other people.
I'm not a subject matter expert on chemistry.
ian crossland
It's Moscovium, just so you know.
They found it in Moscow, I believe, is why they call it that.
tim pool
But what evidence is that Moscovium actually can make things levitate or do any of this, though?
ian crossland
Oh, no.
So what I was going to say is it wasn't.
They told him there's a fake element in here that you're never going to see or touch.
It's the 115th element we haven't even discovered yet.
It came from a faraway galaxy.
That's the story they told him.
Turned out they were probably using like magnesium or some metal that, like a nanomaterial that operates differently at the nanomolecular scale or nanoscale than at the classical scale.
But they're not going to tell him.
So, because they got him compartmentalized and working, but they will feed him bullshit.
So, if he goes rogue, he'll tell the world there's a fake alien psyop.
tim pool
I could also say, like, I went to a research lab and they were actually doing experimentation on elements that existed beyond our periodic table.
A whole new subset of stable elements that are substantially heavier.
I couldn't even describe.
And then people go, whoa.
And then, of course, because this is a widely held scientific belief that this does exist, in five years, when they announce they've discovered a heavier stable element, then I'll be like, told you.
ian crossland
Yeah, they're synthesizing heavier elements as time goes on.
And they eventually got to 115.
tj rainman in unknown
So that is fair that it could just be the next one.
But, Tim, if we find out that the element 115 that we found that exists, what would you call it?
unidentified
Moscowian?
ian crossland
Moscovium.
Whatever it is.
tim pool
Moscovium.
tj rainman in unknown
If we find out that it has the same properties or could achieve similar physics to what Bob was stating the 115 that he was working with could do, would that legitimize his story in your eyes?
unidentified
No.
It would be fair.
tim pool
Freakishly coincidental, though, because it would perk my claiming that there will be the discovery of an element when you're going in sequential order and then finding an element that has certain properties.
tj rainman in unknown
Like, like I said, I could make up a number right now, and then if they discovered, they'd be like, Wow, yes, like if it was two different things, I could understand that hey, this is just the next one that we found, so we're going to give it 115, even though it's not the same thing that Bob was talking about.
But if they have the same properties and can be manipulated in the same way that Bob was saying that they could be.
Do you get what I'm saying?
tim pool
There's a chemical.
It's called 131.
And what does it do?
When you ingest it, it kills you, causes cancer, it seeps into your thyroid, and then starts emitting gamma waves.
It's called iodine.
Iodine 131.
So if someone predicted, again, like.
ian crossland
No, element 131 is.
tim pool
Iodine 131 is an isotope of iodine.
unidentified
It's an isotope of iodine.
ian crossland
That's different than element 131, which is utrininium.
I'm sorry to interrupt.
unidentified
You were saying?
tj rainman in unknown
Ian, say that one more time.
What is it called?
ian crossland
Untriunium.
Untriunium.
I don't know what it is.
tim pool
There are some people that believe that, you know, we get the.
What are the elements called where they break apart instantly?
phil labonte
I don't believe.
I mean, unstable.
tim pool
It's in that.
No, there's a word for it.
unidentified
Corrosive.
tim pool
It's the section of the periodic table where it separates.
All of these elements basically decay instantly and they're stable for only like fractions of seconds.
ian crossland
God, I wish I knew the answer.
unidentified
There is.
tj rainman in unknown
115 is that.
tim pool
There's a theory that beyond this, heavier elements, they get stable again.
unidentified
I like it.
tj rainman in unknown
We'll start predicting what those elements are, and then you get to go on.
tim pool
And then I can be like, well, they called it 171, but I mean, it turns out that's just what they called it.
ian crossland
They're pumping radiation through magnesium glass, dude.
That's how they're getting the reverberation to make the craft lift.
That's my hypothesis, anyway.
Magnesium glass.
There's other stuff in there.
tj rainman in unknown
Magnesium glass does what?
ian crossland
It can refract light, and oh, hmm.
Well, what I remember, I remember, I remember walking the trail to coming to that conclusion.
I just don't remember what the trail was like.
I was hanging out with Jeremy Riss.
We were going deep and we were high as hell, I believe.
Yeah, you don't say what if we because we're trying to figure out how to build an anti gravity chamber and a quantum teleporter.
I mean, this guy's legit, Jeremy is legit.
We were at his radio, his recording studio.
He actually just texted me this morning.
Um, and magnesium kept coming around anyway.
I got to read more about it, but I think it's more simple than we realize.
phil labonte
You got to smoke more about it.
ian crossland
I do.
tj rainman in unknown
Well, hey, remember that Steve Jobs created the iPhone while high on acid or something like that.
So be careful around Ian.
He might just invent the newest technology.
phil labonte
He might.
tim pool
He's trying.
phil labonte
He's definitely trying.
ian crossland
Yeah, it's going to be a graphene.
phil labonte
I knew it was going to be graphene.
ian crossland
Graphene touchscreen wallpaper.
Also, a water filter.
phil labonte
Anyways, you got anything you want to add or shout out?
tj rainman in unknown
I guess I'll just say that I want to believe.
And I'll also say that I hope that you guys, I don't know, next time we bring up Bob, let's try and at least stick to the story because some of the things that you guys were saying were completely inaccurate and they rubbed me the wrong way.
But I appreciate you guys talking about aliens and all the weird shit.
phil labonte
Red Rover, Red Rover, Bob Lazar is coming over.
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ian crossland
It's a good point because if we're going to criticize something so high profile, we got to get it right.
From top to bottom.
I said he worked at Area 51.
Technically, he worked nearby there in a different area.
phil labonte
Area 57.
tj rainman in unknown
Yeah, S4 was nearby.
unidentified
Area 57.
tj rainman in unknown
But what's that concept where you, like, Tim, if you read in the newspaper that someone did a side tail flip?
tim pool
Gellman Amnesia.
tj rainman in unknown
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
I got hit with just a little bit of that tonight when I heard you guys talk about Bob.
And, like, I embrace, you know, not imagine just how wrong we are all the time.
phil labonte
Constantly.
unidentified
Yeah, no.
tj rainman in unknown
Hey, unsubscribe, unfollow.
unidentified
See ya.
It's a vow.
It's a vow.
Yep.
tj rainman in unknown
I appreciate you guys.
tim pool
You want to shout anything out?
tj rainman in unknown
Yeah, I'll get out of here.
Shouting out the Discord after dark, right after this.
All callers are coming up on stage.
We'll discuss our questions further.
Ian, join sometime.
You'd be a prime candidate just to shoot the shit with us.
ian crossland
What time do you guys start and finish?
tj rainman in unknown
We start right after this and we go for about two hours.
ian crossland
That's pretty cool.
Maybe I'll call on him when I drive home.
tim pool
Right on, man.
unidentified
Hell yeah.
tim pool
Thanks for calling in, brother.
unidentified
Thank you, guys.
Take care.
Bye.
phil labonte
Take care, man.
unidentified
Right on.
tim pool
Well, Avery Jorge, it's been great having you.
avery daye
Thank you for having me.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
We are back tomorrow, as we always are.
Thanks so much, guys, for being members and hanging out.
We'll see you all then.
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