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March 23, 2026 - Timcast IRL - Tim Pool
02:44:46
Trump HAS DONE IT, ICE Arrests Begin, Major Plane Crash SHUTS Airport | Timcast IRL w/ Mehek Cooke

Tim Pool and guests dissect ICE arrests at 14 airports due to a DHS shutdown, a LaGuardia crash halting operations, and Iran's missile strikes on Israel despite Trump's alleged negotiations. They debate the "feminization" of media, AI replacing labor, and data center expansions in Ashburn selling land for $4 million per acre. The episode condemns OnlyFans founder Leonid Rudvinsky as a sex trafficker, analyzes H-1B visa impacts on American jobs, and concludes with fears of economic bifurcation and potential Iranian regime collapse amidst geopolitical instability. [Automatically generated summary]

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libby emmons
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mehek cooke
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tate brown
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tim pool
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bill maher
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carter banks
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dailycaller 00:11
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Airports Insane Without TSA Pay 00:03:26
tim pool
The airports are absolutely insane right now.
There's some airports with a three-hour wait time because the TSA agents have not yet been paid.
There are videos showing a line going all the way into the parking garage and wrapping around, going up several levels.
It is absolutely insane.
For this, Donald Trump has dispatched ICE agents into these airports.
And there are videos of illegal immigrants being arrested in airports.
Now, ICE says that was actually before the formal deployment, but they were still in the airport.
And Trump is saying he will not consider any funding or anything until the SAVE Act is passed.
Massive and crazy news at these airports.
We also have this major airplane crash at LaGuardia, shutting it down, which brings up questions of the crisis of merit in this country.
And this ties into the mass migration story with ICE at these airports, H-1B, and all that.
And then the really crazy story, Donald Trump said this morning that he had great talks with the country of Iran.
So he was postponing strikes on their energy infrastructure.
Iran then denied it, saying we never talked to him about anything.
And then Iran launched a bunch of missiles targeting Israel.
And seems like there's no peace talks.
Many people are saying Trump is lying.
They believe Iran over Trump.
I'm wondering if Iran is just doing this to make Trump look bad or if Trump is trying to protect the markets by, let's just call it, I'm being very nice here, massaging the truth.
Who is he really talking to?
Some are suggesting it's because Trump is trying to negotiate with a rival faction who would take over, and the IRGC is not the people he's been in communication with.
So, you don't know for sure, but we'll get into all that.
And then, of course, one of my favorite stories: Bill Maher says he's with Trump.
Indeed, the man of ultimate Trump derangement syndrome said: if it comes down to Tucker or Megan Kelly, he's with Donald Trump on this as it pertains to the war with Iran, which is creating a very interesting political bifurcation, to say the least.
There are many, many other stories.
Owner of OnlyFans is dead, and conservatives are celebrating.
So, we'll get to all that.
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Viral Arrests Warp Liberal Brains 00:09:50
tim pool
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Take that URL, just blast it all over the internet.
If you really do like what we do, that helps a lot.
Joining us tonight to talk about this and so much more.
We've got Mehec Cook.
Who are you?
What do you do?
mehek cooke
I'm an attorney and a political strategist.
I appear on Fox News and several other networks just expressing my personal commentary and defending a lot of times just common sense.
It's not Republican or Democrat for me.
It's just what's common sense today, which is reality that most mainstream media doesn't like to really talk about.
tim pool
That's true.
And before the show, you were agreeing with me on my assessment about poker and Pokemon, which means you're right about everything.
mehek cooke
Absolutely.
tim pool
We're going.
It's going to be a great show.
Thanks for hanging out.
It should be fun.
Libby, of course, is here.
libby emmons
I'm Libby Emmons.
Glad to be here.
I'm the host of the Pod Millennial, which you can check out.
Our latest episode just drops tomorrow, but it's out on YouTube.
So after Timcast, you should scoot on over and listen to that.
It's with Mary Morgan of Pop Culture Crisis at thepodmillennial.com.
tim pool
Right on.
Carter is producing, and Tate, of course, is hanging out.
tate brown
What's going on, Patriot?
tim pool
We're going to jump into this news.
We've got it from CNN.
My friends, ICE officers deploy to some airports as TSA callouts worsen.
They say immigration and customs enforcement agents have been deployed to 14 airports today to help during the Department of Homeland Security shutdown.
The Transportation Security Administration has faced growing callouts from officers who have gone without pay since DHS funding lapsed in February.
Well, my friends, we've got this video that's going viral of an illegal immigrant being arrested at an airport, an alleged illegal immigrant.
I don't know who this woman is, but check this video out.
unidentified
Leave her alone!
Fucking, what are you doing?
tim pool
It's pretty obvious what they're doing.
They are arresting someone.
unidentified
What are you doing?
tim pool
Oh, you're so fucking proud of yourselves, you fucking assholes.
unidentified
You're on video now, too.
Yeah, you game!
Shame on you!
You fucking un-American piece of shit.
Fuck you!
tim pool
I'm just imagining, like, all of these instances where ICE is arresting people.
Like, I don't know what this lady's done or whatever, but you've got criminals and like pedophiles, and they're screaming, like, are you proud of what you're doing?
And they're like, Yes, this person raped children.
Like, what?
So here's what this tweet says says, additional raw footage from a new angle.
This woman is a U.S. citizen traveling with her younger daughter, according to witnesses who filmed the video.
And they would know, right?
Then, of course, DHS says this arrest of illegal aliens occurred yesterday on March 22nd, before ICE officers were deployed to airports to bolster TSA efforts.
ICE officers arrested Angelina Lopez-Yimenez and Wendy Godenez-Lopez at the San Francisco International Airport.
These illegal aliens had a final removal order, a final removal order of removal.
Is that what it's called?
From an immigration.
It's a removal order of removal?
mehek cooke
Yes, the final order of removal.
tim pool
Oh, I know, but it says final removal order of removal.
mehek cooke
I was a little redundant there, yeah.
tim pool
Since 2019, they say while being escorted to the international terminal for processing, Lopez Yimenez attempted to flee and resisted law enforcement officers.
ICE is working as quickly as possible to repatriate the family unit to their home country of Guatemala.
How nice.
I mean, that's just such so nice.
The American legal, you come into our country illegally, you break our laws, and we say, hey, we're going to give you a ride home and reunite you with your family.
libby emmons
Well, and if you go by yourself, if you go on your own, you get a free flight and $2,600.
tim pool
That's crazy.
unidentified
I know.
tate brown
I wish you could self-deport to like another state.
unidentified
That'd be really nice.
tate brown
Just deport home.
Also, like, if you're at an airport and you see someone getting arrested, usually your first impulse is like, wow, that was a close one.
Like, thank heavens.
But since it's ICE agents, suddenly it's like the worst thing ever if someone's getting arrested at the airport.
libby emmons
Now you know why they wear masks.
tate brown
Yeah, for real.
tim pool
Yeah, but this country has serious problems when you have a large portion of its people who are on the side of criminals.
I mean, it's a large portion.
mehek cooke
I think it's a small portion.
And I think we spent four years allowing this theory that when people come in, CNN Abby Phillips said it.
She literally said, when people come in, it's not a criminal act.
Yes, it is.
It is criminal to come in.
You're an illegal.
You should be deported immediately.
But I think Biden and Democrats allowed people to come in, live off of our food, our system, our welfare, everything, steal from us, rob from us, kill us.
And now when we're trying to deport them, people are a fringe, a small minority are up in arms.
What most Americans want, and this is why Trump is in office, we want deportations.
So I just think it's a small minority online and in mainstream media that's lying because more often when I see somebody getting arrested, I'm like, my God, what did they do?
And thank God for the police.
tate brown
Yeah, I'm usually trying to get the T, so to speak.
I'm like, what do you do?
mehek cooke
Exactly.
unidentified
Where is she from?
tim pool
I mean, you have at least enough people for this to happen spontaneously.
This was not a coordinated protest.
It's San Francisco.
They're like, have you seen the show, The Pit, clip that's going viral?
Should we pull that one up?
libby emmons
I have seen it go by, but I didn't watch it.
tim pool
Yeah.
Like, what are these shows like, what was it, like The Good Wife or something?
libby emmons
With Juliana Margulies.
tim pool
Is that the one where it's like super woke court drama?
mehek cooke
Yes.
tim pool
Let me pull this clip up and we'll throw it in the mix.
Wait, wait, wait.
This one's too short.
This is a longer one.
Wu-Tang for kids.
Here we go.
We need a Brodericks.
Got the clip.
Let's play it for you guys.
This is fictional television, apparently.
unidentified
Hold on.
She needs to slam.
tim pool
It's only take a minute.
unidentified
We're leaving.
Hey, man, you're hurting her.
bill maher
Jesus Christ, what's going on now?
unidentified
I was like, you can't do this.
We'll take your home.
What the heck is going on?
I know.
I know.
I'm just going to.
I mean, no.
We got to go.
No.
Don't say anything.
You don't have to say anything.
tim pool
They can't make you say anything.
unidentified
We'll get you an attorney.
tim pool
I promise we'll get you out.
unidentified
Call the hospital attorney again.
No, get the way this shit.
You at least tell us where you're taking them.
Is there a detention center near Pittsburgh?
That's got to be where they're going, right?
Could be hours before he's processed.
I'll stay on it.
Hold on.
tim pool
This is what warps the brains of liberals.
libby emmons
God, that is.
tim pool
The ICE agents are mass.
They don't say anything.
They're all evil.
They're hurting the poor, innocent woman with a broken arm, and then they arrest the guy for no reason.
That's the world they live in.
So they watch TV shows.
They base their reality on the TV show and they go out and scream at cops arresting criminals.
libby emmons
Well, because people go to graduate school to write TV shows and then they go to LA right away.
They haven't lived any lives.
They watch other TV shows.
Then they regurgitate those TV shows onto still more TV shows that apparently people then watch.
unidentified
Yeah.
libby emmons
Who even watches this?
I mean, could you imagine sitting down and watching an hour of this nonsense?
tate brown
It's all like Libtard fanfics.
Like they used to do the thing where it'd be like, you know, this racist chud would like drop the N-word in a coffee shop.
Like that's like a thing that happens.
It's literally all, it's literally all like Libtard fanfics.
Like it's literally, you know, it's Wattpad, but for graduate students, like it's really the most egregious stuff.
And people sign checks for it.
That's the most crazy thing.
tim pool
Maybe the issue is that we need to start making our own tongue-in-cheek version of these things.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
tim pool
So I've been saying for a while we need to hire a film producer here so we can do these bits.
I'd love to make a scene where like the illegal immigrant is asking for her arm to be fixed, but then just like pulls out a gun and starts shooting people randomly.
unidentified
Literally.
tim pool
I'm like, oh no, help.
Where's ice?
She's killing people for no reason.
libby emmons
This is exactly what you're talking about.
It's exactly what is needed.
I'm serious.
Like there should be.
tim pool
But they would believe it.
unidentified
They should be.
tim pool
Like the liberals would think it's a serious show.
They'd be like, this is what conservatives actually believe.
tate brown
And a lot of this.
libby emmons
But you, you know, so you have like fun opening credits.
tim pool
And then what you do is you have like an illegal immigrant come in with a broken arm.
And then when they're like tending to him, he just gets up, bolts full speed towards a little kid, picks the kid up, and just runs out the door and gone.
And they're like, oh, no.
tate brown
It's probably happened.
unidentified
It's probably happening.
tate brown
Also, like a lot of this stuff, me and Tim have talked about this at length in very explicit detail.
A lot of this kind of stuff is like goonbait for women, like with the ice agents and like.
Yeah, they're like, yeah, yeah.
It's a thing.
That's a thing.
And they come in, they're like really tough guys.
They're like, sit down, woman.
Know your place.
unidentified
Someone I see.
tim pool
And she's like, oh, no.
unidentified
Oh, gosh.
Wow.
tim pool
Well, I've talked about it quite a bit.
There was that viral Reddit post where this, it was like on two X chromosomes, which is, it's funny, like, the new Reddit CEO, Ellen Powell, at the time, forced it onto the default page.
So it's like feminism page.
But there was a post where it was a woman being like, I feel guilty that I get all hot and bothered for big MAGA men.
And she talked about how like she fantasizes about like a six foot three guy chiseled with a MAGA hat on just like taking her and just like having his way with her.
And she's like, she loves it, but she feels guilty about it.
It's like, why are you telling people this?
tate brown
Yeah, I don't know if there's like a right-wing analog.
Like, oh, I really wish Rachel Maddow was screaming at me right now.
Like, it's not really.
tim pool
Oh, no, Rachel, keep the glasses on.
tate brown
Rachel, don't debate me.
unidentified
No.
tim pool
Scold me, Rachel.
Scold me.
libby emmons
I don't know.
I mean, there's, of course, the powerful men that go to the Dominatrixes to be abused.
tim pool
And I guarantee you.
libby emmons
A lot of them are right-wing for sure.
tim pool
I guarantee you this.
There is some rich guy out there who makes his Dominatrix dress up like Rachel Maddow to beat him.
libby emmons
I'm sure there is.
unidentified
Let's talk.
carter banks
Okay, guys, that's like a way to tell somebody.
unidentified
I don't even wear under that blazer.
libby emmons
You know, she just wears the blazer with no blouse.
unidentified
Yeah.
libby emmons
I hate that look with the glasses.
Like, just put on a wig.
Put on a shirt.
How about that?
tate brown
Remember that Sally Cohn lady?
She did the same look.
Whatever happened to her?
libby emmons
I don't know who that is.
tate brown
Sally Cohn.
K-O-H-N.
Feminization of News Media 00:06:32
tate brown
She used to be all over the place.
libby emmons
She's blonde.
tate brown
She had the same boy haircut, blazer.
It was like the same thing.
libby emmons
Got nothing.
Got nothing.
tate brown
She got a wallet.
libby emmons
Oh, I'm thinking of Sally Jesse Raphael.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
No, I saw her on the time line and it was back in the day, the 90s.
Like, I was just talking.
We talked about this last week, but I was talking to my wife about it again, that 1994 is the greatest year in the history of humanity.
libby emmons
Really?
tim pool
It is.
Just like name every album that came out in 1994.
And it was because I can't remember what we were citing.
I was like, well, Star Trek the last season, but something happened where it was like, oh, that was 1994.
And then I said, that was the greatest year of mankind.
And then we started naming all of the albums that came out.
It's like every 90s song ever.
And then for no reason, I brought up that Netflix is older than Google, which most people don't know, but it's true.
libby emmons
Yeah, it is true.
I had Netflix from the very beginning and I loved it.
I would like, you know.
mehek cooke
I did too.
And then I canceled it.
libby emmons
I have my discs.
tim pool
Back when it was DVD.
unidentified
Yeah.
libby emmons
Oh, yeah.
mehek cooke
I'd go and get it from like a giant eagle or somewhere and you have a Dropbox and 1994?
libby emmons
Yeah, but it wasn't.
unidentified
Dropboxes?
tate brown
They send you a roll of films.
tim pool
Because they had Redbox.
mehek cooke
Oh, it's Redbox.
It's Redbox.
tim pool
Yeah, those are gone.
Remember Redbox?
unidentified
Yes.
mehek cooke
It was Redbox and mail-in.
libby emmons
And like you'd, they'd just send you more.
mehek cooke
No, but you had to mail it in.
tim pool
I loved Redback.
libby emmons
You'd mail it.
tim pool
Do you remember Redbox?
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Go to 7-Eleven, there's a big Redbox, and you just swipe your card and it gives you the movie.
mehek cooke
Do you remember Blockbuster?
unidentified
Of course.
That was the best.
That's what I'm saying.
mehek cooke
19 went downhill.
Everything went downhill after Blockbuster.
tim pool
They had Hollywood Video 2.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Back where I came from.
And they had the video game section and everything was perfect.
You had Book It with Pizza Hut.
I think we need nuclear war.
I am hoping that Iran launches missiles in every direction.
We retally with nukes.
China then fires nukes.
All of our grid communications are wiped out and we are forced to revert back to 1994.
libby emmons
But we wouldn't go back because the only way out is through.
So we'd end up with even stupider stuff than we have now.
tim pool
I'm just saying like technology is Obled already only to the point where we have to live like it's 1994.
Like we know cell phones exist, but the infrastructure is gone and the internet's largely gone.
libby emmons
So we have this weak dial-up internet from the old would be getting back some of the old, the old news cycles where it's like one story for like a whole week.
mehek cooke
We'd have nothing to do with it.
tim pool
Those were the days, right?
mehek cooke
That sounds like the Biden administration, though.
libby emmons
You just keep digging.
You just keep, well, the switch, like as doing news, like the switch from the Biden Trump administration to the Biden administration non-stop.
That was shocking.
And then like suddenly Biden, we're like, wait, the news is over at 6 p.m.
unidentified
Yeah.
libby emmons
Like there's no problem.
mehek cooke
You didn't have anything to talk about.
And the same analysis actually kept me for like a week to a week and a half because nothing changed.
And then President Trump comes in and I don't think I'm getting sleep.
He doesn't sleep, but I am literally researching the things he's doing just to keep up with his military.
libby emmons
Well, as soon as he came into office, like it was the first week and I had a staff meeting and I was like, okay, guys, we're working overtime.
Stories are going to be shorter because we need more of them.
tate brown
Politics just seems so boring.
I mean, Howard Dean just like screamed weird and he had to like retire.
libby emmons
That was so funny.
tate brown
Like what was going on with it?
libby emmons
He had a wild yaw.
tim pool
Did you guys see the variety article that was insulting Chuck Norris?
unidentified
No.
tim pool
It was titled Chuck Norris, action movie star, but his politics may muddy his legacy or whatever.
And it went viral because people were like, look how they treat Rob Reiner, look how they treat Chuck Norris because he was a conservative.
The article was mostly just a fluff piece.
At the very end, it briefly mentions his movies were largely pro-American propaganda.
And that's all it really says.
But the reason they titled it this way is because we're in an age of 50,000 news websites all competing for you to click on them and you have no reason to click on them.
When Chuck Norris died, rest in peace, legend, everyone instantly knew.
You just needed X. You didn't need anything else.
So how do you function as a news outlet then?
You have to write something people will click on.
libby emmons
Dude, it's not easy.
It's actually very not easy.
mehek cooke
No, I believe it.
We have an attention span of like goldfish.
Like it's 10 seconds and then you're moving on to the next thing unless you're really interested in the news and politics.
tate brown
The New York Post has cracked the code.
They're just like, I think he was gay.
They just threw like grenades.
Like, what?
That's okay.
tim pool
But they didn't make that up.
That's actually.
tate brown
Well, it's just great.
tim pool
But they didn't make it up.
So I'm not going to give New York Post credit for saying he's gay.
Everybody was gay.
At the same time, they were saying he was gay in 1992.
tate brown
Because the New York Post just like, they throw stuff out and they're like, and you're like, all right, I respect it.
tim pool
Well, it's funny.
I remember there was like a big shift where Daily Mail went.
It used to be that it was all like heavy news and cultural issues, and now it's a whole lot of women's content.
I think guys are, their brains are fried.
And, you know, I think women's content just generates more money because women are, they're satisfied by different kinds of news.
And I think women largely like to not be informed.
And I'm not saying they don't read the news.
I'm saying women like news stories that leave on a cliffhanger that don't tell you what's going to happen.
And guys just are like, tell me what happened and shut up.
So you'll notice that as journalism has become increasingly more female, you're getting a lot of news articles that instead of saying something like, today Donald Trump met at the Oval Office with, you know, UFC, blah, it'll start with, it was a crisp Sunday morning.
The clouds were breaking.
A dog barks.
I take a look and through my window, I see him.
The man everyone questions Donald Trump.
And I'm going, what is this?
libby emmons
It's the NPRification of all news media.
unidentified
Yes.
tim pool
It's the feminization of news media.
libby emmons
Well, that's the same thing.
tim pool
Women want their story to be told because it's not a good idea.
libby emmons
I think that's not true.
Who actually wants that?
Because it's women able to read.
tim pool
This is why they want 50 Shades of Gray.
Guys want to just be told that.
mehek cooke
I don't think all women want that.
tim pool
No one said all that.
libby emmons
Not all women do.
mehek cooke
I think some women do.
tim pool
I think most women do.
That's why they watch Cameron Snow.
unidentified
They're not.
tim pool
They watch true crime podcasts.
unidentified
True.
tim pool
That's why all the Erica Kirk content is dominated by female viewership.
Fact, check it out.
mehek cooke
That's just sick.
That's just.
unidentified
And you know what?
mehek cooke
Women on women are the worst criminals in terms of supporting each other and things like that.
So what they're doing to Erica Kirk is just trash.
And most women are looking at it, wondering, half of us are wondering what the heck's going on.
And the other half are just vile and malicious.
tim pool
If you look at like 50 Shades of Gray, they say it's that women like to read and imagine, whereas men like to be told straight up.
libby emmons
The rest.
tim pool
So with news, the guy wants the video that says, here's what happened.
Plane Crash Controller Admits Mistake 00:16:05
tim pool
Here's what I think.
And the women want the content that's like drawn out slow and leaves you with limited information.
So it ends with, we don't really know what even happened.
libby emmons
I hate that, frankly.
I hate that.
tim pool
That's why you're here on this show.
libby emmons
That's why I'm on this show.
But I will say that things I prefer to news include like fashion content.
unidentified
Yeah.
libby emmons
I like looking at dresses.
There's this kid who's 10 who's making dresses and they're cool.
And I'm like, wow, how come this 10-year-old kid is the best dressmaker in the world right now?
Everything else is garbage.
tate brown
It's a very salient question.
I like dogs.
libby emmons
There was a dog loss.
That's totally pointless.
tim pool
Let's jump to this next story.
This is a big one.
Deadly plane collision at LaGuardia Airport.
What we know.
First question, take a look at this image.
It's absolutely insane.
The audio went massively viral as the air traffic controller is saying like, truck, move, turn, turn, turn, and then bang.
And so immediately this plays into a question, which it may not need to, but people have been for some time warning about air traffic controllers, one, because there's a shortage, but also because of H-1B and DEI initiatives.
And so this jumps way back to even Charlie Kirk making that point about, he said, if he got into a plane and saw a black pilot, he's questioning if that pilot is qualified.
The left attacked him saying he was racist for doing so.
But the point he was making is the left is putting people based on ideology in positions of authority without the skill required to do it.
So how does something like this happen, shutting down the whole airport?
Libby, what happened?
libby emmons
Yeah.
So we were tracking this today at the Postmillennial, and it looks like what happened is the air traffic controller gave access to a runway to both a truck and a plane at the same time, only realizing too late that that's what he was doing.
And he kept telling the truck to stop.
And it didn't.
It didn't stop.
I don't know why it didn't stop.
tim pool
He's like, stop, stop.
libby emmons
Yeah, he's like, stop, stop.
And then passengers that were on board the Air Canada flight were saying that the pilots were trying to pull the brakes and it didn't work.
But that's probably why the, you know, it's so high up.
Like apparently they were trying to pull the brakes and that didn't work.
A flight attendant was where in a jump seat, was ejected from the plane entirely.
unidentified
And she wasn't.
tim pool
I've got on the let's play the audio.
libby emmons
You should listen to the audio.
tim pool
Listen to the audio.
It's about a minute long.
unidentified
Truck one and company LaGuardia Tower request me to cross four at Delta.
Truck one and company cross four at Delta.
Truck one and company crossing four at Delta.
Frontier 4195 to stop there, please.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Truck one, stop, stop, stop.
Stop truck one, stop.
Stop truck one, stop.
Dell 2603, go around.
Runway heading, 2000.
646.
646, I see you collide with vehicle air.
Just hold position.
I know you can't move.
mehek cooke
The vehicle is there responding to you now.
unidentified
Is the runway closed?
Dell 2603, go around.
Runway heading, 2000.
Right in 2000, go around.
Del 2603.
Wow.
Truck through two.
Runway 4 is closed, correct?
Yep.
tim pool
Go on to runway 4 now.
unidentified
See on runway 4, you have access.
Tower, Car 90.
Runway 422 is closed at this time.
9-0, Roger.
libby emmons
We want to get power, vehicle 98.
unidentified
9-8.
9-8.
Vehicle 9-8.
Vehicle 9-8.
libby emmons
Please show at this time.
unidentified
Runway 422 is closed.
libby emmons
I repeat, runway 422 is closed at this time.
unidentified
Tower Car 90.
tate brown
LaGuardia Airport is closed at this time.
bill maher
Wow.
tim pool
LaGuardia Airport is closed at this time.
libby emmons
It's not closed until noon, apparently.
But at a certain point in that audio, you can hear the air traffic controller say that he messed up.
So you can hear him say that.
tim pool
In the longer audio.
libby emmons
Yeah, in the longer audio.
tim pool
Yes.
To be fair, he did say truck one, stop, stop, stop.
And they would not respond.
libby emmons
He would not respond.
And he said, we were dealing with an emergency earlier and I messed up.
And another pilot responded, no, you did the best that you could.
So it's a tough situation.
But God, I don't know how you go back to work after that.
I would feel like, how do you do that?
tim pool
My immediate assumption is that the truck, it was a fire truck.
They don't just go off communications.
I'm wondering if something happened, like he's adjusting something.
He's driving forward, thinks he's clear, adjusting an earpiece or the radio or something happens because I don't understand how he lost communication.
libby emmons
So how do you not work in the plane?
How do you not see that plane?
unidentified
Right.
tim pool
That's why I'm like, I don't know if it's the air traffic controller's fault.
I used to work at O'Hare.
We had a radio at all times, and I used to cross runways for refueling and things like that.
You're on the radio.
There's no not being on the radio.
I mean, unless the radio died right at that moment, something doesn't make sense.
tate brown
And I would assume your head's also on a swivel the entire time.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
mehek cooke
Well, my father-in-law drives or flies planes, and literally he's talking to air traffic control every 10 seconds, and he's still looking right and left, even after clearance.
It's terrifying.
You are constantly asking.
You're repeating.
You're confirming what they're saying.
So for this to happen is just shocking.
tate brown
LaGuardia's on a tiny airport.
tim pool
Take a look at this picture right here.
I want you guys to take a look at a couple things.
It has been 20 years since I worked at the airport.
So I'm not going to be able to go over all these things.
But you can see here, like in the back, you've got the E and then CC with an arrow.
These are airport traffic signs everywhere.
And it's an entirely different traffic system you have to learn to work on the tarmac at the airport.
So when I got hired, they made us study, learn, and take a test to prove we knew how to handle these things.
And there is a protocol for all of this.
I used to do de-icing, which is, if you guys have ever been in a plane, the big truck company.
unidentified
Absolutely.
tim pool
It's the best job.
libby emmons
And you did that in Chicago.
tim pool
In Chicago.
unidentified
Wow.
tim pool
And it's the best job because it doesn't snow that often, that heavy.
So when you are a de-icer, you're mostly just playing Xbox all day, like that's what we were doing.
But then when it does snow, you're out fully decked out in gear in a cherry picker just with this gigantic hose blasting planes.
You have to drive that truck to refuel because you're going nonstop back and forth because you've got to, I don't understand how this happened.
Because I have driven these trucks.
I've been in the passenger seat with people driving these trucks.
This blows my mind.
This absolutely blows my mind.
I don't know how the like the guy driving the fire truck turned his radio off or the battery died.
That's the only thing I can imagine.
mehek cooke
Adjusting his ears.
carter banks
I'm not even talking to the other.
tim pool
But we didn't have earpieces.
So I'm just trying to make up scenarios.
We had just a regular radio in our chest.
unidentified
Right.
tim pool
And you'd press the button and say, all right, we're pulling in, refueling, things like that.
And you'd hear them on the radio.
I do not understand how this is possible, really.
libby emmons
Yeah, I mean, there have been other issues at LaGuardia in the past few years.
Two planes collided on LaGuardia tarmac in the fall in November.
Delta Jets collided on the LaGuardia runway in October.
So, I mean, that's, you know, that's recent problems at LaGuardia.
And it does look like the complex, like I keep thinking about with airports, it's the collapse of complex systems.
Like, how soon before we just shouldn't be flying?
I keep wondering, like, should I not be able to do that?
tate brown
It's not like ATC has like a uniquely, like a unique staffing issue.
It's like across the board, everyone in America, everything is getting worse, but it's just the margin for error is unbelievably low.
tim pool
It is down to one factor that is causing all of society's problems.
And it is the dysfunction of sexual relationships.
tate brown
So true.
tim pool
There was this post I saw, and I'm not joking, but let me elaborate.
That was talking about how societies begin to collapse when you look at them historically.
There's like this is academic research.
You can look into it.
Maybe it's right, but it's an assessment by academics that when sex becomes cheap and available or disrupted, then what happens is you either get listless young men who go insane or you get guys who don't strive towards merit.
And so you take a look at societies where they had strict cultural enforcement on relationships, whatever that might have been, a degree of difficulty.
That resulted in stability.
And then when you get societies after a couple of generations that go debaucherous and just free and open sex, guys don't care anymore.
libby emmons
Yeah, like the UK, the UK, the whole young man thing in the UK is like a lot of people on government welfare, you know, sort of mess.
There's no relationship.
tim pool
There's no reason because either it's inaccessible to like the weaker incel males who have no social abilities.
And then the like higher tier like alpha chat guys who are just naturally attractive don't have to do anything because women give it up for free.
libby emmons
And then in Rome, this happened as well.
Like the relationship started to decline.
There was an excessive ambuscuity in Rome.
tim pool
So now you have people who take jobs, but they half-ass everything.
They do the bare minimum because they don't need to do anything to get.
mehek cooke
We've allowed it.
Well, we've allowed that too.
But we've allowed it in at least airports in terms of how we're filtering and the security and who we were hiring the last four years.
President Trump came in and changed that.
And your note about men, I mean, I just blame that on apps.
I mean, the second you have availability in women, then it makes everything just go downhill.
tim pool
And then, you know, to be fair, everything's reductive.
You can go back and consistently find the trends that resulted in this very moment.
But I'm somewhat, it's somewhat facetiously that I'd bring that up.
What we're dealing with in this country is a degradation of skill and merit.
And this is going to compound in an explosive way that I do not believe Donald Trump can fix.
I believe that we are looking at a time bomb due to the population collapse that cannot be salvaged.
And so it's turning into a loss of merit.
The story people point to is that the Apollo landings, the average age was 24 in the command center.
And today, NASA, it's like the average age is like 45.
We don't have talented young people coming in and taking over this critical infrastructure.
And we don't have young people either.
So I would only say perhaps a bit pessimistic, but it seems like the end is nigh.
libby emmons
I think there are definitely concerns with the population situation.
I think that a lot of people are saying we're past the point of no return with that.
Yeah, well, I mean, it's just total.
It's just going to be collapse.
And then you start to wonder what happens to your children, what happens to the future of the civilization.
Is it going to decline and then there'll be some new civilization on earth?
You know, we're still getting to the end.
tate brown
At least 60 years to recover the population to what it is now, as in the population is declining because the birth rate went negative in 1980.
It would take 60 years.
libby emmons
You know what I find?
tim pool
That's not possible.
unidentified
It's clearly not possible.
tim pool
I want to pull up this video clip from Bill Maher's show.
This is Bill Maher addressing Joe Kent, Tucker Carlson, this break on the right.
And in the most shocking of statements, probably the most shocking thing I've ever heard in my life, Bill Maher says I'm with Trump.
And I almost had a seizure when I heard him say that.
I was trying to wake myself up.
How is it possible that Bill Maher would do such a thing?
But what I'm going to do for you guys is actually connect the dots from what Bill Maher is saying about Tucker into what Tucker is saying about the world into how population decline means the end of this country.
Trust me, it is all connected.
But let's start here with the prominent political commentator explaining how he feels about Tucker, Joe Kent, and Trump.
bill maher
You have now this guy, Joe Kent.
He quit this week.
It was a big story.
I think he was the counterintelligence guy.
And he said, I can't go along with this because, you know what?
He's been listening to too much Tucker Carlson.
It's, you know, the Jews made us do it.
It's just another version of anti-Semitism that comes out.
First it was BDS, then it was their colonizers and genocide, which it wasn't, and all these other reasons.
Like, you can't have a state in the world that's based on religion, even though there's like 46 Muslim countries that are based on religion.
Some have the name right in the title of the country.
But whatever it is, you have all these.
And now the big answer is, no, Israel made us do it.
We're Israel's bitch.
I don't think we're Israel's bitch.
I think we're Israel's ally.
But, you know, if I have to be on one side of this MAGA thing, either Trump or Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, and Nick Fuentes, I'll be with Trump on this one.
tim pool
They're clapping for him.
bill maher
That's the other side of the map.
tim pool
The Bill Maher audience is clapping for him, saying, I'm going to be with Trump.
libby emmons
That's crazy.
tim pool
The realignment is crazy.
But while I certainly disagree with a portion of what Bill Maher is saying, when he was like, Joe Kent's criticism is the Jews, did it, it's a little heavy-handed in the other direction.
You're allowed to criticize Israel as a country.
You're allowed to criticize their pressure on the United States, AIPAC, and their campaigning.
That's politics.
That's allowed.
And Bill Maher, I believe, is misconstruing what Joe Kent said because he didn't blame the Jews.
That being said, Tucker Carlson said something interesting that is also going viral.
And I'll play for you this clip.
tucker carlson
We can no longer be the sole author of terms, of commerce, of anything.
We have to share power with China.
Of course, because of their scale.
tim pool
This video has gone massively viral.
2.3 million views on just this one clip alone.
And there's an additional interview with Tucker and a Chinese professor, or they say he's a Chinese professor, where, well, he's literally Chinese.
I don't know if he's Chinese nationally, but he's ethnically, saying that it's time for the U.S. to come together with other partner countries to negotiate the distribution of power.
And so, in combining these two things, you have these two worldviews.
Bill Maher represents the boomers.
They're very pro-Israel.
They're very pro-America, very pro-American hegemonic power, military industrial complex, inadvertently.
And Donald Trump is in there along with Bill.
So when you get Tucker, Candice, or Fuentes, or anybody else on the other side of that saying we can't do this, we can't be the world police.
We have to share power.
Bill Maher is going to align with Donald Trump.
Now, what I will say is, I believe, though I disagree with Tucker on many things, what he's describing, whether you want it to or not, is inevitable.
The theory is, and I agree with this, we've discussed this theory on this show years ago.
Thucydides' trap is a reference to when a dominant power is on the decline and a rival power is ascendant, right before that switch happens, the dominant power will go to war with the weaker power as it is their last opportunity to stop their growth.
12 out of 16 historical times in the past, we have seen this trend happen.
The theory is the powers that be in the United States recognizing that Thucydides' trap is an inevitability as the United States cannot maintain itself.
After a few generations, you get merit decline, you get social degradation, you have to have a jumping of the ship to a new culture.
The theory is that in the 90s, take a look at what H.W. Bush said with the new world order.
The theory is they go to China, cut these trade deals, start sending all of our manufacturing over there so that the decline and the ascension are so fast, war is impossible.
The powerful elites transfer as much of their wealth to China as possible.
The U.S. falters, no longer a global dominant power.
China is ascendant, becomes the unipolar power.
The Belt and Road Initiative, all of their projects become dominant and the U.S. becomes second rate.
The U.S. standard of living drops dramatically.
I believe, unfortunately, there is a very, very high probability that is true no matter what you do, because Americans did not have children.
And we just talked about this plane crash in LaGuardia.
There is a massive decline in capability and skill.
US Falters as China Ascends 00:02:37
tim pool
I will say this.
I have spoken with many business leaders and business owners, and I have witnessed it.
Managers are saying there is a massive shortage of talent and managerial talent.
So we've seen businesses go under near us because they have a lack of functional employees.
They can't find people who can do these jobs.
Flooding the country with Honduran migrants will not solve for this problem.
And that seems to be what Democrats were trying to do, whether to save the economy or to just massively destroy us, to destroy us much more quickly.
The end result is the migrant, the migrant from Honduras or Guatemala or from Eritrea or wherever country they're coming from will not be an air traffic controller.
There is nothing you can do to make that happen.
And this guy, whether it's his fault or not, told the truck to go on and then the truck crashes in an airplane.
What happens in 10 years when we do not have entry-level talent or managerial talent?
I don't see how it's possible that we push forward.
And I want to stress too, because people have said AI will replace these jobs.
And I have pushed back on this, saying AI will not buy tacos from your taco stand.
You can replace your employees with robots to make the tacos, but you need human beings to buy the tacos to exist.
libby emmons
And those human beings need money.
tim pool
Indeed.
But here's where it gets even crazier.
Already, companies have been quietly rehiring engineers because the AI could not actually do the job.
And behind the scenes, there are some tech companies that have said, if we find any element of vibe coding in your work, you are fired immediately because the vibe coding from these AIs is miserably bad and they can't figure out how to fix it because no one's created a code map of what they actually did.
So, at least for now, I do believe AI will get to the point where it will be much more functional.
For the time being, we are cooked.
Look, at the turn of the century into the 1900s, there were fears that New York would be overrun by horse manure.
They were writing there's too many people, population growth is too much, and with all the horses everywhere, there's going to be piles upon piles of manure everywhere.
And then, 20 years later, there was not a single drop of horse poop.
libby emmons
Right, because they invented the car.
tim pool
Exactly.
So, perhaps there will be some kind of technological revelation which will help solve this crisis.
But the end result is this: whether you have technology to solve your problem won't matter if there's no people to use the technology.
The last point I'll make is there's a video game about, I forgot what it's called, but you play the game where you're the cat.
Have you guys seen this one?
False Flag Missiles Hit Israel 00:15:42
tim pool
It was very popular.
libby emmons
I've seen that.
tim pool
You play a cat and you're going around solving stuff.
And the story is humanity has been wiped out.
They've gone extinct.
And the robot AIs that they created to facilitate their existence are still operating, but there's no humans to serve.
So they're basically just creating a society for themselves in service of nothing.
And that may be where we go.
tate brown
Well, I'm skeptical that we're heading towards a multipolar world.
This was the consensus like five years ago, but I mean, China's birth rate is significantly worse than the US.
tim pool
Stray was the game.
Stray.
Like looking at it, the cat knows all.
tate brown
I mean, China's birth rate is significantly worse than the U.S. They're facing the same labor shortages.
And also, I mean, like, the Americans, I think, in the last six months specifically, I've been surprised by how capable our military is.
I think, obviously, everyone knew our military was strong, but the Venezuela operation really blew people's minds.
And Iran, I mean, it's difficult to tell right now, but it seems like we're accomplishing a lot of our military goals there.
You know, aside whether or not you support the war, just from a military perspective, it's like we are still clearly punching at least at our weight, if not above our weight.
libby emmons
And also, like, again, I mean, we're the biggest.
unidentified
I know.
tate brown
I'm just saying, even like what our expectations were.
And then, in addition to that, I mean, we don't like China, Russia, now Iran.
Like, a lot of our global adversaries really turn out to be kind of underwhelming.
I just, I don't know.
libby emmons
You know, our global allies, though.
tate brown
Well, or yeah, too, but I'd say five years ago, I think it was like, okay, we're heading to a multipolar world.
But a lot of people are abandoning that theory.
I mean, I mean, I'm like, Nick Flint says infamously, like, kind of backed away from that.
He's like, I think the unipolar moment is actually here to stay.
tim pool
Why can't people pronounce Iran properly or Iraq?
mehek cooke
It's Iran.
tim pool
It's Iran.
tate brown
I just say Iran because I'm an American.
libby emmons
Every time people say Iran, I think it's a lot of people.
tim pool
And people on the show have the gall to say nuclear nuclear.
libby emmons
My favorite, though, is when Americans who sound just like me then say Gaza.
tate brown
I try to say Gaza on the accent.
tim pool
Gaza?
libby emmons
Yeah, instead of Gaza.
tim pool
Instead of Gaza?
libby emmons
They'll be like, yeah, the people are suffering in Gaza.
You never heard of it.
tim pool
Are you really going to try to do an accent or something?
libby emmons
They try and do an accent, but just for that.
tate brown
It's people like selectively.
libby emmons
But NPR does that for Spanish words.
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
And they selectively pronounce it in the language where they'll say.
tim pool
That's a padlin.
libby emmons
Yeah, it's obnoxious.
tate brown
They'll say Kiev.
libby emmons
With the vocal fry, with the vocal fry.
tim pool
But to be fair, but like.
libby emmons
No, the Kiev.
The Kiev is a Biden thing.
unidentified
Yeah.
libby emmons
Biden was like, and that was right after they said it's no longer the Ukraine.
I don't know if you guys remember what you used to do.
I remember the Ukraine and the borderland.
tim pool
They're trying to create a national identity country that doesn't have one it doesn't care about.
unidentified
Exactly.
tim pool
People who live there don't care about it.
libby emmons
Yeah, they keep slicing it up.
I was once talking to Jack the Soviet's wife, Tanya, and she was saying that like generations of her family were all born in the same town, but all in different countries.
Same town.
mehek cooke
Oh, yeah.
libby emmons
Countries every time, you know, like over, it was just overtaken and overtaken and overtaken.
tate brown
No, but yeah, I mean, like, well, just get on to this point.
I mean, the selective pronunciation of foreign words is like one of my biggest pet peeves because it's like, we don't say Deutschland, we say Germany, but then all of a sudden you're supposed to say Kief and then Turkey at the Olympics, Turkey's trying to get everyone to pronounce it like Turki with like the weird dots above the U. I'm like, what are we doing?
tim pool
But I have no problem with Iran because we literally look at the word and it's Iran and people say Iran.
tate brown
It says I ran.
tim pool
Iran so far away.
Flock of seagulls.
libby emmons
It's always flock of seagulls in my mind when that happens.
tim pool
Let's jump to this next story.
Major, major news, ladies and gentlemen.
Iran fires missiles at Israel after warning Trump they have special plans for tonight.
Israel.
After U.S. we were joking about pronunciations a moment ago, for those that haven't been watching.
President threatened attack on power plants before touting deal with Ayatollah live updates.
This is huge news.
Earlier today, Donald Trump said after productive talk to the country of Iran, he would be postponing these strikes on their energy facilities.
unidentified
Five days.
tim pool
Iran then comes out and goes, we didn't talk to this guy and we have no negotiations.
And I guess Trump did not address this.
A lot of speculation was that on the pro-Trump side, they're saying Trump's negotiating with rival forces to the IRGC.
The productive talks were that we're trying to get someone else to take over.
I think that's wishful thinking.
I think the truth is Donald Trump likely, concerned about market movements and oil prices, wants to put out a message of confidence that we are going to be winding these things down.
He keeps saying we're contemplating winding down, despite the fact all indications are we are deploying troops into the region.
Now, Iran then fires missiles at Israel, seemingly to prove they have no interest in de-escalation or peace talks.
So this flies in the face of what Trump is saying.
I can certainly envision a scenario where Trump did communicate with them.
They did agree to open the straight of horror moves and calm things down, and then came out and lied about it to make Trump look weak and stupid.
That being said, the next big component of the story is that reportedly Iran fired ICBMs at Diego Garcia, a U.S. airbase.
I believe it's what, like 2,000 kilometers away or something?
libby emmons
I have no idea.
tim pool
Outside the range of what is believed to be Iran's missile capability, indicating that Iran has the ability to hit Central Europe with ICBMs.
And if they get nuclear weapons, you are now dealing with an enemy, with an adversary that is nuclear-armed, erratic, and ideologically fundamentalist.
Now, a lot of people are saying they don't believe it.
Iran claimed that they never fired these missiles.
It was actually Israel doing a false flag attack.
And it's really going to come down to whether or not you believe the U.S. or Iran.
libby emmons
Or whatever the next thing is.
tim pool
I just think it's actually scary that we are currently at a time where there's a large portion of Americans who do not believe Western allies in general, because the U.K. also confirmed Iran fired these missiles.
But we just don't trust our governments anymore.
But it is still strange to believe Iran over this.
These are not good people.
They do not like us.
So it's really just difficult to know who's telling the truth.
I'm only going to say this.
I live in the United States.
I'm going to go ahead and just lean towards, I don't know if I can trust them.
Actually, I know I probably can't, but I'm going to have to go with them on this one anyway, because I have no reason to support or want Iran any kind of success in this regard.
libby emmons
Do you think that something like this, if it proves out, will bring the UK and other NATO allies into this conflict?
tim pool
Well, didn't we see what, like, seven nations?
libby emmons
Yeah, they sort of been dithering around, but they're not really doing anything.
tate brown
Well, I mean, Iran has launched missiles at Diego Garcia, which as of now is still British territory.
That's still to be seen.
But I think that alone, plus Trump saying, yeah, we need to help cleaning up.
If you want to use the strait, you need to help us clean it up.
Then you saw that joint statement from Japan and all of them saying, okay, okay, we'll do it.
Again, we just 4,000 kilometers.
unidentified
Wow.
mehek cooke
I just think it's insane that these countries haven't stepped up.
And it just continues to show that we use this word allies, but they really, it doesn't really mean anything because when push comes to shove, like even the straight, we're energy independent here today, including our oil production.
We've increased oil.
That was one of his top priorities.
So we could step away from this, but for the fact that then the IRGC gets control and this was all for nothing.
But that's why I think he's pushing and testing Europe and some of these other allies to say you have to step up because your oil is in jeopardy more than ours is at this point.
And I still think China's getting oil from Iran.
That's happening.
There's been conflicting reports, but guess who's getting rich off of all of this?
It's Russia.
I mean, they're making, I read reports, $150 million in the sale of oil.
libby emmons
Well, I think that's why I think that's why Trump just lifted the sanctions for 30 days on the oil that's around.
tate brown
That's what was such a shame was because we were flooding the market with the Venezuelan oil, and that was hurting Russia because obviously their war machine and whatnot is built off of not entirely what energy prices.
And then all of a sudden now we spiked the oil price back.
tim pool
But more importantly, who's lying?
So the official number is that the range of the missiles towards Diego Garcia were 4,000 kilometers, where previously it was believed Iran only had a 2,000 kilometer range for their missiles.
Who's lying?
Is this a false flag by the U.S. and Israel to rally support against Iran, or did Iran actually do this?
Here's the issue I take with the false flag narrative.
The people who believe that the U.S. is capable of doing a false flag, the false flag, the false flags that conspiracy theorists believe the U.S. pulled off are substantially more successful.
Just launching some missiles and claiming they went this far but were intercepted is not typically how one would perceive a false flag from the West, who, again, tends to be more successful, like the Gulf of Tonkin incident.
In which case, if Western powers really wanted a cassus belly to get our allies or to get public support for a war in Iran, why do a thing in the middle of nowhere no one can see or believe that has no success and causes no damage?
That doesn't seem to make sense to me.
They could literally just have like a fake terrorist blow up, killing civilians, and then be like, oh, look, it happened.
It makes more sense that Iran's got crummy missiles that can go pretty far and didn't work, but did go far than we thought.
mehek cooke
Well, look at that.
tim pool
Maybe not.
unidentified
I don't know.
mehek cooke
Well, look at how Iran even attacked its proxies and then started apologizing for some of the attacks.
So this is all Iran.
And the thing is, their central command is no longer in charge because most of the IRGC, the top leaders, have been taken out.
So think about the proxies still.
We're fighting this disorganized underground war.
And this is not by the United States or Israel.
This is Iran.
And now they're poking a bear.
And we need places like Europe and some of these other countries to step up.
This is honestly a godsend, given that President Trump has said five days, because within those five days, all of these, quote, allies that are supposed to be our friends need to step up.
tim pool
I don't think, I don't know if they will, but I do believe that the U.S. will put boots on the ground, at least on Carg Island.
I think that we're seeing.
There was some really interesting information from Polymarket.
Someone tracked 10 accounts, brand new, all purchased a contract on a ceasefire with Iran before March 31st.
unidentified
Wow.
tim pool
The probability of that happening was 10%.
Yesterday, they buy up all of these contracts.
This morning, Trump announces peace talks.
The probability jumps to 20%, doubling their money.
So they can cash out with a clean 100,000 profit.
If they are proven correct, they get over a million dollars if this actually happens.
Now, I don't know that there will actually be a peace deal.
I think someone knew Trump was going to send that statement, which would be enough to boost the price of those contracts that could then sell it a profit.
Someone knows what the plan is.
Now, beyond that, I think Trump is in a bind.
I think Trump supporters are, I'll give respect to some Trump supporters trying to maintain morale.
I don't always just say it's deceit for the sake of deceit.
I think a lot of Trump supporters are saying, no, no, I trust Trump on this one because they want Trump.
They want high morale.
They need this to succeed.
They don't want Trump to screw it up.
I respect that.
Losing in Iran after all this started would be substantially worse than like, I think it was a mistake to go in, but losing would be worse than anything else right now.
libby emmons
I agree with that.
tim pool
But I don't believe Trump's being honest about everything that's going on.
I think the escalation is happening, and I think he keeps saying there's going to be de-escalation because he wants to protect the markets.
libby emmons
I think Trump is often not honest about this stuff.
I mean, I think a lot of what he does is behind the scenes.
And so he'll say something on the surface.
He'll say something publicly that then turns out to not be the thing.
But he says that in order to gain something in some other part of whatever negotiation he's doing.
And I think that's, you know, I think that sort of makes sense.
I mean, you can't be entirely transparent with the American people without being entirely transparent to the world.
And that's probably not the best thing to be, you know?
But at the same time, I mean, I'm sort of with you on this.
I wasn't a big fan of this incursion into Iran.
It seemed like, like, why now?
And when I keep hearing, well, Iran's been at war with us for 47 years, I'm like, okay, but like, so has everybody, basically.
unidentified
Like, why?
tim pool
But Iran's a special case in this regard.
That's true.
I mean, sure.
libby emmons
I mean, Iran's been coming at us for a long time, but like, so why now?
But I'm, you know, in terms of.
tim pool
Israel wanted to attack them.
And I think because Israel knows their support in the United States is over and this is their last opportunity.
libby emmons
Yeah, I think that that's part of it too.
But I do think now that we're doing it, and this is kind of the JD Vance perspective, too.
Like, this isn't my preference, but now that we're doing it, like, do it all the way and finish it.
You know, you can't like leave it half done because leaving it half done will then be a drag on thing for a million years.
tim pool
You cannot regime change a nation of 90 million people from the air.
It's not possible.
libby emmons
No, you can't.
And so we're sending in a bunch of Marines.
There's talk of more Marines.
tim pool
There are rumors that I don't want to mention because I talked about this this morning, rumors in the DC area.
But let me first start by saying loose lips sink ships.
What does that mean?
So back in World War II, you could have a guy who's a pilot and he starts packing his bags and a neighbor sees him packing his bags and he goes, holy crap, I think he's deploying.
He then tells his friends, hey, my buddy's a pilot, my neighbor.
He's deploying.
He's packing up.
He's going somewhere.
And I know all of a sudden the enemy knows.
Here's information on who they may be about to deploy.
Look out for air attacks.
So that being said, I won't go into the details of the rumors.
But based on what we're hearing in the area, it sounds like there will be additional troops being deployed for the purpose of taking Carga Island.
And this is just based on what people are noticing in the area.
But, you know, I don't even need to say that.
There's a viral photo of a troop eating lobster and steak.
And they were like...
libby emmons
I have legs, too.
There were a lot of tablets.
tim pool
And it's like, it's so amazing to see that our troops are being well-fed.
And then someone quote tweets it and says, nobody tell them.
And someone, then it's posted on Reddit saying, what does this mean?
And the response is, it means you're going to war.
It means you will be entering enemy territory.
unidentified
Of course.
libby emmons
The troops know that that's what's going on.
They're smart enough.
I was actually very moved and someone's like, oh, that's just dumb mom vibes or whatever.
But I was very moved the other night.
I went on a Pentagon trip and I saw a bunch of recruits being sworn in.
And I thought, like, you know, these are the kids who are going to be shot up if we go into war with Iran.
And that was a couple of weeks ago.
It was before we went into war with Iran.
And I think that that's something people really need to remember.
The kids who get shot up are, you know, Kentucky, Iowa, like Ohio, you know, I mean, West Virginia.
It's all these kids.
And so when you're thinking about this, you really have to imagine, you know, you really have to want the absolute best for these kids, for these troops and for our country.
And if that's going big and like getting it done, whatever it is, and getting it done as quickly as possible with the least amount of casualties, that's at this point, that's what I'm in favor of.
tate brown
Yeah, I mean, like, two things can be simultaneously changed.
One, I don't want to be in this war, but two, now that we are in this war, let's do this correctly.
It's fun to accomplish our goals.
libby emmons
Yeah, quickly, you know, and like keep our troops in mind.
tate brown
You know, there's, I mean, Lindsey Graham talking about our troops like they're just numbers on an Excel sheet is discussing.
libby emmons
These are kids.
tate brown
Yeah, and he came out today, or it was today or last night, and he was like, Carg Island's going to be this generation's Ewo Gima.
libby emmons
Let's screw you, Lindsay.
tate brown
Like, I think we've heard a little too much out of this.
libby emmons
I think we've heard a little.
mehek cooke
I don't think that's what President Trump thinks.
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mehek cooke
And I don't think anybody wants to be in war.
I think most Americans would say we don't want war.
I respectfully disagree about Iran, though.
We talk about the 47 years, but they have literally been building and increasing their uranium intake.
And to a point where you even have some of the military members that have come on the news and talked about the fact that they were between six and ten nukes away from taking our embassies out to even some of our allies.
And I don't want to be a sitting duck like we were at 9-11 where we weren't ready.
libby emmons
I want to be nukes at 9-11.
mehek cooke
And well, I'm just saying, but even 9-11, we don't need another catastrophe like that.
libby emmons
No, I want to be totally proactive.
I agree with you.
mehek cooke
While thinking about the troops and making sure that we're making the best decisions.
And I know this wasn't political for Trump because we're up against a midterm.
This is going to be one of the hardest ones for us to win and to hold on to.
But he still made a decision based on the intel he had and felt that this was the best decision.
And to me, again, the fact that Israel's in it, great.
They're an ally.
But Israel doesn't dictate what the United States does.
It doesn't dictate what President Trump does, in my opinion.
libby emmons
I think it's important to remember.
You brought up 9-11.
And the thing about 9-11 is, I mean, they didn't need nukes, right?
So a lot can be done with very conventional warfare and a lot of attitude.
And I think we have to be wary of that as well.
mehek cooke
100%.
tim pool
We got this from the Wall Street Journal.
Thousands of Marines to arrive in CETCOM the same day as Trump's Iran deadline.
Thousands of U.S. Marines are slated to arrive in the Middle East on Friday, according to two U.S. officials, the day President Trump has set the deadline for Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz.
They say that Japan-based amphibious assault ship, USS Tripoli, the amphibious loading dock USS New Orleans, and roughly 2,200 Marines from the 31st Marine Expedition Unit will cross into U.S. Central Command, which is responsible for U.S. forces in the Middle East.
On Friday, the officials said it would take another few days for the unit to get to the Strait of Hormuz.
So I'm wondering, the implication, I suppose, is that Trump says he's going to give another five days is not actually about negotiating.
It's about giving our forces time to get to the region and get prepared for it for a ground incursion or invasion.
Sounds like that may be the case because we are, while Trump is saying he's holding off, we are actively deploying ground troops to the region.
mehek cooke
Yeah, that could make sense very well.
I mean, five days, it also helps our stock market a little bit.
tim pool
Yep.
I think Trump is concerned.
Look, I'll put it this way.
We knew we were going to attack Iran.
Trump went in and removed Maduro for the purpose of getting us oil supplies before he went to Iran.
libby emmons
That was actually kind of clever.
unidentified
Yes.
tim pool
Exactly.
What will probably happen is they're in the situation room or they're in a skiff or whatever.
And he says, we're going to strike Iran.
We can't.
They'll cut off the Strait of Hormuz.
What happens then?
The global economy will collapse.
How can we alleviate that?
That we need oil from somewhere.
Where can we go?
Well, Venezuela.
Trump says, Can we get Maduro and get our oil back in Venezuela?
They say that should be pretty easy.
Then we do that first, then we strike Iran.
So we've got massive, massive amounts of oil now flowing from Venezuela into, and we've also got that embargo on Cuba, which is hilarious.
And then, I mean, the leftists going there is hilarious.
Not the people's hypothesis.
And, well, I mean, I don't care.
Screw that government.
The communists.
But now we have this trade of Hormuz being disrupted, but Venezuelan oil aflowing, keeping things somewhat stable.
I think Trump's statements are largely about market stabilization, fearing economic collapse if panic erupts over a World War III.
mehek cooke
Well, look at what happened at like 7.10 when he made a statement that we were going to pause for five days.
The stock market goes up 2%.
So this is all, anytime he speaks, there's a lot of market volatility up and down.
tate brown
Yeah, I mean, the oil prices dropped today as well.
So, I mean, there are some encouraging signs, but the gas prices are just through the roof now.
We're talking four bucks around here.
It was $2.90 a month ago.
tim pool
It's at four bucks here?
unidentified
Yeah.
Wow.
tate brown
Yeah, I won't say like which ones, but along my route.
tim pool
Tate, let's be real.
I mean, isn't a buck or two per gallon worth it for a clean conscience?
I don't care.
I drive a Tesla.
tate brown
So true.
tim pool
That is a Stephen Polbert quote, by the way.
But the internet is full of grifters and idiots and liars, and everyone's just lying.
You know what?
I think one of the largest problems we have is for a long time is the grifter class.
tate brown
Yes.
tim pool
That they just say whatever to generate attention.
And then regular people are ill-informed and it causes political disruption where we need it to be stable.
So I do wonder what the plan is for the powers that be.
I mean, obviously they're going to a war and this war is massively unpopular.
How are they going to control that messaging?
And I'm not saying that they should or it's good.
I'm saying they need to if they want to succeed in these operations.
If they want to control American public perception.
mehek cooke
I mean, I would do daily briefings and it's got to be somebody like Pete Hegseth who is talking to the American people and as much information as they can share, they need to start doing that.
libby emmons
They've been doing that.
tim pool
But that's going to get, what, 200,000 views on the dying cable networks?
And then the top podcasts are going to go on and say that Erica Kirk's a zombie and they're going to get 50 million views collectively.
libby emmons
I mean, Hegseth's been doing press briefings a couple of times a week at 8 o'clock in the morning, you know, and I've been tuning in and watching them.
A lot from your tomb's been in the room.
tim pool
It doesn't matter.
libby emmons
But it doesn't matter.
And the thing is that the thing is, it doesn't matter what question you ask.
They're never going to give you information that they're not already prepared to give you.
tate brown
Yeah, I mean, it's like this idea that like, and I might lose some people here, but bear with me.
The idea that they need to sell us the war is also like a false pretense.
It's like, no, if you're going to do it, do it, but then explain what's in it for us after the fact.
In the sense of this is what Trump's primary concern always was with the Iraq war, with Afghanistan.
Yes, he had some geopolitical qualms.
You know, he was saying it was a nightmare.
It took forever, et cetera.
But his number one issue, and you can see this consistently through every single time he talked about these wars before he was a politician, is he said, where's the oil?
Like, we'd conducted this massive operation.
You know, we moved heaven and earth to make these invasions happen.
But what was in it for the Americans as far as like tangible, like real reward?
Because you look in the past how empires conducted their affairs.
The British, the Portuguese, the Spanish, all of these empires, when they would conduct operations overseas, they would return with goodies.
They'd say, look, we have tea now and all these exciting new resources for the people back in the home countries.
The American empire, so to speak, doesn't really operate that way.
It's like the rewards are geopolitical.
It's hard to quantify.
It's hard for us to comprehend.
Where Trump, if he really wants to sell this war, so to speak, what he does is he drives oil prices back down with a successful operation.
He explains to the American people why this operation resulted in more money in your pocket.
That's how you sell it.
You don't need to sell it by saying, you know, it's about this like Pincer movement on China and like stabilize.
People don't like, we might respond to that and the people watching, but we're like, what, 5% of the country?
The majority of people are just like, yo, gas just went up another 20 cents.
What's going on over there?
Why can't these people in the desert figure this out?
Like, what's going on?
So that's how you do it.
If you're Trump, and Trump understands this very well.
This is why he's such a genius.
This is why he's such a genius politically.
It's because he understands people respond to reward.
People need to be incentivized to participate in politics.
libby emmons
Well, also, people respond to Trump when he makes sure that everyone gets to retain their dignity.
You know, that's why his negotiations globally have tended to work because he knows what everyone needs in order to stay in the negotiation.
He treats everyone with respect and he lets everyone maintain their own sense of respect.
unidentified
Yeah.
libby emmons
And beyond that, everyone saves face when they're negotiating with Trump.
tate brown
They say face, but he also understands that every country at the negotiating table is self-interested.
So he's not going to pander and honestly, in my opinion, patronize a lot of these, especially Europeans.
libby emmons
That's why he's so into the bilateral agreements instead of the like, you know, ones between a whole bunch of people at once.
unidentified
Right.
Yeah.
tate brown
And the bilateral also, he likes negotiating two countries so they can weave it together.
It makes it more difficult for war to break out.
unidentified
Oh, the weave.
libby emmons
It's a weave all over the place.
tate brown
But no, yeah.
Trump, like, Trump understands.
This is Trump, like, geopolitics 101.
He understands that no matter who's at the negotiating table, he knows that they're going to be self-interested and looking out for their people.
And that's sadly such a massive departure from every government over the last 60 to 70 years.
He understands when you sit at the table with Russia, they're not looking to make a deal that will benefit both of us.
They're just like, what's in it for Russia?
And we need to be like, well, what's in it for us?
tim pool
The big question I have for all of these people is like, what are they doing generally?
This is why we're talking about Tucker Carlson saying that we've got to share power now.
The theory, of course, on Thucydides' Trap that I had mentioned previously is that these ultra-wealthy elites basically get together for a conference and just say, what's the point?
Why fight?
Like, we have more than we could ever want.
And beyond that, what do we even do anymore?
They basically just say, meh, we're rich, successful, powerful.
We're smart.
Let's just control everything.
And so then it feels like a lot of this is fake for some other reason.
Maybe the reality is that Donald Trump really is an insurgent candidate who's defying the elites who are trying to create this we're all rich, screw the people reality.
And Trump's like, no, America is going to be the best thing ever.
Or maybe everything's fake, fake and gay.
tate brown
Yeah, that's also very likely that everything is fake and gay.
I think that's reality.
That seems to be the perception of a lot of people.
tim pool
Especially Gen Z.
tate brown
Yeah, like normal people perceiving this war is we're just like, what's with all these gay guys?
tim pool
Oh, I got to say, like, the stupidest thing imaginable is the people who are like, we are in this war because they were killing their citizens.
Oh, yeah.
mehek cooke
Some people do believe that.
And I'm not saying, but you don't think they were killing their citizens?
tim pool
No, it's not true that we're at war with Iran because they were.
mehek cooke
Oh, that's correct.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
tim pool
The people who are saying like, we went to war with Iran because they're killing their citizens.
No, we didn't.
unidentified
Correct.
tim pool
We would have been in China 20 years ago.
mehek cooke
100%.
Saving the Uyghur people.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Or, I mean, but you also have Tanniman Square.
You have Hong Kong.
We don't go into countries where people are being killed.
We go in there when we have an interest.
And we'll use people being killed as our excuse.
You know what I mean?
tate brown
We would just be at war with like eight African countries at all times.
carter banks
I would own Africa by that.
tim pool
I mean, we'd have conquered Cuba already.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Venezuela.
Long time ago.
libby emmons
When do we go into Trucker protest Canada?
When do we just take over Cuba?
tim pool
What do you mean?
We already did.
We sent Hassan.
He's our sleeper agent.
libby emmons
Right, but he's back now with his 2000 people.
tim pool
People don't realize Hassan was dispatched by Trump.
He's like, I need you to go in.
You're my special little sleeper communist.
Like Hassan's actually a super-based laissez-faire, like anarchist, you know, pretending to be a communist to infiltrate the left and say dumb things.
tate brown
It's a brilliant play.
unidentified
Yes.
libby emmons
So do you think we are going to go take over Cuba?
tate brown
That should be pretty good.
tim pool
Don't think we're going to invade Cuba and take it over, but I think it's ours.
libby emmons
I think it's ours.
tim pool
I think Cuba will fall into the Western sphere of influence.
I mean, the people that are protesting, they don't care about the government.
libby emmons
They just want to be able to go to the bathroom and watch TV and not die in the hospital because the power goes out in the middle of surgery.
tate brown
And also, hello, the Secretary of State is Mark Arubio.
Like, he is a total axe of Granath Cuba.
Of course, we're going to own it in the next couple of years.
libby emmons
And maybe they want some new cars.
I mean, they're still driving cars from the 50s.
tate brown
I know people are like, it's a cool aesthetic.
I think it's a cool aesthetic.
People are always like, Zoomers think like them struggling under communism is a joke.
I'm like, no, the cars are cool.
libby emmons
The cars are cool.
Do you know my son is like, so he's on the verge of getting his license kind of thing?
tate brown
Yeah.
libby emmons
He's like, I want a mid-2000s Toyota Corolla.
tim pool
Yeah.
libby emmons
Like, that's his dream car.
tate brown
Yeah, I drive, I won't say which model, but it's like, you know, I'm proud of it.
Like, it's a retro.
It's a classic.
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
It's a vintage.
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
It's a beautiful thing.
libby emmons
I don't know.
One of my favorites is like a 2009 Cadillac sedan.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
tate brown
And we could bring out the Cuba and they'll be like, whoa, it's a great thing.
tim pool
I'd love to just pretend because it's funny that Hassan is actually like a hardcore laissez-faire guy pretending to be a communist.
He goes to Cuba, pretending everyone's yelling at him, being like, you communist down there supporting communism.
He's actually planting those discombobulator devices to cause Havana syndrome on people.
That's the Cuban government.
libby emmons
As he's like chucking food out the tour bus at the starving children.
tim pool
Is that what he was doing?
libby emmons
Yeah, they were throwing food out of the tour bus and they were like, they were like, you know, filming everybody.
Like, we're helping.
unidentified
We're helping.
libby emmons
Did you see the people who were like, we're building, we're painting a mural for Humanidad.
And you're like, what?
They have plenty of artists in Cuba.
They don't need your crappy white lady mural on this building with your boats and your little like notes of love.
Like, shut up.
tim pool
He was wearing like $5,000 worth of clothing.
libby emmons
Yeah, I saw that.
tim pool
Everything was a little bit more than that.
libby emmons
It was a really nice shirt.
tate brown
Yeah, it's dripper drink.
tim pool
Apparently, his ring and pants were also like high-end, too.
libby emmons
And the glasses were like $17.
tate brown
Because it's a pro, it's to show the Cubans the glory of capitalism.
You too could be a stranger.
tim pool
That's why I'm saying that.
unidentified
That's eloperating.
libby emmons
That's the low-power.
tim pool
People are like, it doesn't make sense that Hassan Piker is a socialist who lives in a $5 million mansion and has like a $200,000 car and wears all this luxury items.
I'm like, because he's, listen, the play the whole time was, you know, he's at his like Rothbard fan club meeting, and they're like, we need someone to pretend to be a commie and go online and rally them all and say really dumb things to keep them confused so we can win.
And that's what Hassan does.
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unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
It's just inspiring, quite frankly, to see that you can be like retarded and make that much money.
Like, America's awesome, dude.
This is the best thing.
tim pool
Hassan was at a Mises caucus meeting, and they were like, we need someone to jump on the grenade to be that fake communist, to infiltrate and destroy.
And then he stands up with a single tear comes down his eye and he goes, I'll do it.
And they're like, Hassan, no, you're the greatest capitalist we've ever known.
He goes, no, I can pretend to be a really stupid, retarded communist.
And he's pulled it off swimmingly.
He's a master of his craft.
tate brown
That's an actor.
It's really quite something.
Yeah, it was the National Chud Summit.
tim pool
I actually don't hate Hassan as much as there's other leftists that are substantially worse.
I do think that you were correct that when he flaunts his wealth, it's inadvertently a great show of capitalism.
mehek cooke
100%.
tim pool
I want to do what he's doing.
He's like, oh, well, I live in a capitalist country where I can get rich complaining on the internet.
And they're like, I would like that.
tate brown
Yeah, one of those, please.
tim pool
We don't have that.
No, I have to.
tate brown
One bay of pigs, please.
tim pool
One bay of pigs.
tate brown
To go.
tim pool
Let's jump to this story from the Kobe C letter.
This is where it gets crazy, ladies and gentlemen.
Check this out.
At 6:50 a.m. today, $1.5 billion in notional value worth of the SP 500 features contracts were bought.
This trade was so large, it set the entire index up 0.3% higher that minute.
Then 14 minutes later, Trump announced productive discussions with Iran were underway.
By 7:10 a.m., the SP had added $2 trillion in market cap.
Take a look at this.
That jump right there looks like insider trading.
But the question is, is it really insider trading if you know the president's going to make an announcement?
Is that insider trading?
I don't know.
But whoever made those purchases, boy, did they just get rich?
But wait, there's more.
Let me pull this one in first.
Kobezi letter says traders placed $580 million worth of oil trades 15 minutes prior to Trump's post about a potential peace deal with Iran.
6,200 Brent and WTI futures contracts were traded between $649 and $650.
$1.5 billion in notion of value that we saw.
It is not known whether one entity or several entities were behind those trades.
These trades likely generated over $100 million worth of profit in around 20 minutes.
And then he says, they, this is unprecedented.
Short positions in Brent crude oil futures by producers, merchants, processors, and commercial users are up to a record $139 billion.
These are the companies that physically produce, refine, trade, and consume oil.
Short positions have doubled since the start of the year.
By comparison, the 2022 energy crisis peak was around $155 billion.
By selling futures contracts at today's prices, producers are agreeing to sell their future oil at around $100 per barrel, even if the market price falls by the time they actually pump it.
This guarantees their revenue regardless of where prices go next, protecting their margins when prices normalize.
Oil producers are seeing unprecedented profitability.
Long story short, ladies and gentlemen, people somewhere know exactly what the long-term play on all of this will be, and they are getting rich off it.
Now, the shorts on oil are interesting because a short is a bet that a stock will fall.
So if they're shorting now, they are suspecting oil will drop down.
I will add additionally that rumors circulating in D.C. have been the entire time that this will not last, this conflict, more than a few weeks.
So we're already at a few weeks.
When Trump announces this, the rumors are that it's going to be over relatively shortly.
And it could just be, I've heard those same rumors too.
So somebody went in and bought a bunch of stocks hearing rumors in D.C. Or it could be these rumors are born.
Well, it could also be that because of these purchases, people spread rumors.
I think loose lips are happening in D.C. Somebody in the Trump administration or in some department told a friend, yeah, what's probably going to happen is this because this is happening.
It's not classified, but it's speculation.
Everybody here is in the DC area, they dump millions making this bet, and then they are proven correct.
So I would just call it wisdom of the crowd, or at least of the insiders, to suggest this war may be winding down sooner than we think, despite troop movements, which I certainly hope would be the case.
tate brown
Yeah, I mean, I think there's a realistic situation in which like we actually do just negotiate our way out.
I mean, this is like the thing with Trump is he's proven over and over again he could like negotiate in these really tight situations.
So this could just be a plan truster making a bet here.
That could be the reality of the situation.
There is like a lot of these people out there that are just complete total plan trusters, and they actually are just taking Trump at his word when he's saying like, no, this will be like everybody who bought the Trump Truth Social stock.
Well, there was the people that said when Trump literally posted today would be like a good day to buy stocks and then like, you know, dropped the tariffs down and then the stock market exploded.
This could be a similar situation where Trump has keeps saying over and over again, hey, this war is going to end in a few weeks.
This could just be people that are like taking him at his word.
Like, I don't know.
I'll just trust him.
tim pool
Or he's right.
And Trump doesn't want a protracted war in a midterm year.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
And Iran knows this, so they're just waiting it out.
tate brown
Yeah.
Like he could just be like being transparent.
Like, hey, yeah, what is going to end in a few weeks?
tim pool
What will the political ramifications of failure be?
If Trump Ceases hostilities and the Iranian regime stabilizes and announces a new supreme leader, because Mustafa is probably dead.
But let's just say they claim he's still there and everything goes back to status quo.
It's going to be miserably bad.
libby emmons
I mean, yeah, no, he can't lose.
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libby emmons
He's in a, he's out of the way.
mehek cooke
I don't know how the leaders installed that he's going to be willing to work with, which is why I really want to know who's going to be able to do that.
libby emmons
Yeah, I mean, there's the potential to leave total chaos behind.
mehek cooke
Then that's failure and Trump doesn't accept it.
libby emmons
Yeah, but that's what we've done in other places.
mehek cooke
But that was.
unidentified
Right.
mehek cooke
You're 100% right.
But that wasn't Trump.
Like, I agree.
We should have gotten out of Afghanistan.
We were trying to do regime change.
That's not what we're doing here.
We're trying to get rid of those nuclear facilities and make sure correct because they're radical and they're crazy and there's going to be somebody else.
But there could be somebody that we can work with at the top so that when we leave, we can continue to work with them on the straight of Hermuz and our oil prices don't go up and down every time there's a conflict.
tim pool
It's 90 plus million people.
You remove their governments through airstrikes and there are more than enough ideologues to take that country back over.
That's the problem with trying regime change in Iran.
I've talked about this with the United States when we've talked about civil unrest, conflict, crisis, et cetera.
Manhattan.
How many people live on Manhattan Island, Libby?
Do you know?
libby emmons
I don't know.
There's like 8.5 million in the city.
tim pool
Do you want to just do a quick Google search of total population?
Because it went down recently.
But at one point, it was 2.5 million.
It might be around 2 million right now.
2 million people on that one island.
So did you get it?
libby emmons
Yeah, about 1.6.
tim pool
Whoa.
Wow, that's a major decline.
mehek cooke
1.6 now?
libby emmons
1.6 million.
tim pool
Either way, this number matters because think about it this way.
What percentage of people who live in Manhattan would you need to seize the island of Manhattan and turn it into a fortress colony?
libby emmons
Well, you could ask Alexander Hamilton and they failed.
tate brown
Like, I got six or seven buddies.
tim pool
But you need to control all the bridges.
You need to be able to occupy street corners.
So in all seriousness, that number might be 30 or 40,000.
Maybe less, maybe 10,000.
mehek cooke
10,000, yeah.
tim pool
So what is that?
What percentage of Manhattan Island at 1.6 million needs to be radicalized to seize control and put everybody under their regime?
carter banks
Like less than 10%.
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
That's less than 15%.
tim pool
Carter, 10,000 is substantially less than 15%.
tate brown
It's at least less than 17.
tim pool
15% would be around 200,000.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
tim pool
But he's not wrong.
That's true.
You are absolutely right, Carter.
carter banks
There's a lot of stuff over here, you know, Matt.
libby emmons
So during the Revolutionary War in 1776, there were about 25,000 people living in Manhattan, and they lost, right?
I mean, they were not able to retain control of Manhattan.
tim pool
26%, sorry.
libby emmons
And that's because there were 32,000 British and Hessian troops.
So it took 32,000 troops to subdue a population of 25,000.
tim pool
I do not believe that is the same today.
There's around 20%.
libby emmons
I mean, it took far more.
tim pool
No, no, no, that's not true today.
There are around 30,000 NYPD officers.
So not like New York is completely stable, but yes, people still follow the law.
So you have 30K NYPD and people largely let that system run.
You do not need that many people.
I mean, heck, let's just say 10%.
Let's say really 10% were radicalized.
160,000 people.
Your tunnels are shut down, destroyed.
The police can't do anything about it.
I don't even know how the military would get in there and deal with 160,000 people in urban guerrilla warfare, occupying buildings in windows with rifles if it really got to that point.
So when you take a look at Iran with 90 million, if you had 1% of the country radicalized partisans, 900,000 people refusing to allow a new regime to come in, you get a revolution overnight.
Regular people who live in these countries in America or otherwise are largely like, leave me out of it.
So we can blow up every single one of these people, but you still have 90 million.
And they're not going to the U.S. just come in and take over.
It's not going to work without a massive occupation of that country.
libby emmons
Yeah, and then we would have to be up for doing that occupation.
tim pool
Carg Island makes sense.
They seize Iran's oil distribution and that really hurts them.
tate brown
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
I mean, I think at least it seems like the objective from the Trump administration here is the same as it was in Venezuela and what it would be in Cuba, which is you just keep the regime in place.
You just force them to play ball.
libby emmons
But that's not what's going on here, right?
I mean, at this point, like early on, so February 28th was when we started this whole bombing campaign with Israel.
But shortly, I think it was that weekend when Trump said that the people who he'd hoped to negotiate with, who he thought would be able to take over Iran, were killed.
unidentified
Yeah.
libby emmons
So, I mean, they took out the people that they thought they could hand the regime over to.
tate brown
But, I mean, that's tough because, look, like us and Israel have different targets in Iran as well.
So Israel's going for regime change in the United States.
You saw yesterday where Trump was borating.
libby emmons
I don't even know if Israel's going for regime change as much as Israel is going to just completely decimate Iran.
I mean, Iran's one of the countries that in 1948 kicked out like, you know, hundreds of thousands of Jews who ended up on Israel's doorstep all of a sudden.
unidentified
Right.
tate brown
And this isn't like any, I'm not saying anything about what if Israel's in the right or wrong as far as like their goals here.
I'm just saying like clearly they are out of step.
So, you know, if they were taking out like if they're settling scores really in Iran, that might not be like in the Trump administration's like that might not be their prerogative.
They could be actually seeking, you're dealing with two different, there are overlapping goals, but there are diverging goals.
You saw like yesterday where Trump was going out and saying they bombed like the gas.
It's a why.
unidentified
Right.
libby emmons
Yeah.
And he said, you know, to Iran at that point, if you go after Qatar over this, we're going to take out the whole thing.
Mehek, to what you were saying, you wanted to know who he was, who they were talking to.
It looks like Golabaff, a speaker.
mehek cooke
I haven't seen that.
tim pool
So they did say they were talking to that guy?
libby emmons
Well, I'm seeing like people saying that U.S. officials were holding talks with Iran's parliament speaker.
mehek cooke
Interesting.
Yeah.
He would, when the president is.
libby emmons
I mean, I'm not going to verify that myself.
I'm just seeing that on, you know, the internet.
mehek cooke
Yeah, it looks like the Hills reporting, reportedly leading talks with Mohamed Galabaf.
tim pool
Interesting.
mehek cooke
It's a speaker of Iran's parliament.
libby emmons
Right.
Yeah, that's who that would, that's who that would be.
I don't know if that's for sure, but that's what I'm seeing.
tim pool
Let's jump to this next story from Inside Nova.
Ashburn residents being offered $4 million per acre to sell to data center developers.
Oh, boy.
We've talked about it quite a bit, my friends, but the machine is going to gobble up your neighborhood and it's going to pay you off.
There's a big story that's been going on and it's been kept under wraps.
libby emmons
Four million an acre?
I would sell for $4 million an acre.
tim pool
And I only have $400.
Because it was $200,000 to $500,000 an acre before.
So this is crazy.
A nice payday could be on the way for homeowners in Ashburn's Regency neighborhood.
Data Center Dynamics reports residents are being offered over $4 million per acre to sell their property, data center developers.
I got to be honest, if I own property there, they came to me and said, we'll give you $4 million per acre, I'd say, give me $8 million per acre else on it right now.
They'd probably say yes.
I'd say, okay, fine.
mehek cooke
That's desperation.
$4 million is a heck of a lot.
tim pool
It's not that it's desperation.
It's that these companies have infinite money.
So they can go in and offer whatever number they need to to buy up this property.
mehek cooke
Wow.
tim pool
And I will stress these data centers in Virginia, I believe, you know what?
Let me just cut all the noise out and say it's the end of days.
Have a nice day.
libby emmons
These data centers are the end of days.
unidentified
Yes.
tim pool
This industry that we're doing right here is over.
It is completely over.
And it's fascinating because I've had a bunch of calls recently as I've talked about the business, the industry, companies wanted to buy the podcasting space.
And we've talked about over the past year or two that every single media producer has complained about a decline in viewership.
Like it's getting worse and worse for the cable networks.
They're planning on canceling these shows.
Hennedy just launched a podcast.
libby emmons
Yeah, it's crazy.
You see Jake Tapper doing his like sort of podcast setup?
tim pool
This is a desperate move because their ratings are declining, but ratings are declining for a couple of reasons.
CBS just shut down radio and it was announced that their nightly news viewership is down dramatically.
They claimed that Tony Ducopole was, is that how you say his name?
unidentified
I don't know.
tim pool
He was on the chopping block or not him, but somebody was.
And then CBS denied it.
But their viewership is down.
Colbert gets canceled.
libby emmons
And they slashed Kimmel's.
tim pool
Kimball was canceled too, right?
Like they announced Kimball's show was ending.
libby emmons
I don't know.
I didn't see that.
unidentified
Was that?
carter banks
I thought they did, and then they didn't.
mehek cooke
Well, he got in trouble, so he went on timeout, I thought.
tim pool
And now I think they're ending his show at a certain time.
mehek cooke
Oh, no, so he's on permanent timeout.
I'm okay with that.
tim pool
Oh, no, no, I was wrong.
unidentified
All right.
Yeah, yeah.
libby emmons
He's through 2027.
tim pool
He had a one-year extension until next year.
Yeah, but Colbert is canceled.
And so.
libby emmons
What about Jimmy Fallon?
tim pool
I don't know, but what I will say is this: the reason for this decline is decentralization and ease of content production.
So podcasts and social media and YouTube displaced cable TV.
It was so easy for regular people to make content that people were just like, I'd rather watch a more authentic guy than Jake Tapper.
Now you have an expansion in the ease of content creation where people can go to AI and make mini docs and just spam blast them.
And they're producing hundreds of these per day, and there's thousands of people doing it, meaning that it's becoming increasingly difficult to be an independent content creator.
AI is going to end.
It's just, we're already seeing a lot of jobs get lost.
Now, we did talk about earlier that some of these companies are hiring people back because AI is actually fairly bad.
But the ultimate question will be for these companies: is your efficiency drop worth the save on labor?
And the answer is overwhelmingly going to be yes in the long run as AI improves.
Now, I also think that what they're doing in Northern Virginia is building Skynet.
They're building like the evil Ultron machine that will kill everybody.
Northern Virginia, this is the deep state.
This is the home of intelligence.
This is where they steal everyone's private data from, you know, it's the federal government building their mega machine.
What we are witnessing is the massive and rapid expansion without care, which will transform and destroy our economy so rapidly.
I don't know how this results in anything other than mass poverty.
The way it's been described to me by several wealthy individuals is that in the next few years, you will have, it's going to be like Elysium.
You ever see that movie?
unidentified
No.
tim pool
Where all the rich people speak French and live in a space station, and all the poor people live on Earth and can barely, and are struggling to get by and living on top of each other.
libby emmons
Sort of like hunger games-ish.
tim pool
Hunger games-ish indeed.
libby emmons
Yeah.
tim pool
That's if you own property right now, if you are there, there is, how do I describe this?
Let me put it like this: if you know how much money you have, then you are poor.
That's the Andrew Tate quote.
So there's going to be a bifurcation right now.
The people who don't know how much money they have is the easy way to explain it.
When the AI takes over, they will be the elite class forever.
And the people who know how much money they have will be the labor impoverished class forever or just isolated and then slowly just wither away, I guess.
And this will dramatically reduce population.
The way Andrew Tate describes it, and it's actually a really great point that say what you want about the guy.
He explains wealth very well.
He says, I don't know how much money I have.
He's like, I have no idea.
I have a portfolio managed by somebody else.
I have properties that change value every day.
I don't even, I've got so many banking ones, I don't know how much money's in them.
And then he said, if you know how much money you have, you're poor because you are tracking your money and you actually, I mean, the truth is, Elon Musk does not know how much money he has.
The value changes every day.
He's got assets.
He's probably got wealth managers that are making moves behind his back.
He doesn't know about.
I'm not saying behind his back, but like for him without him knowing.
With these data centers, you've had people, as we mentioned, they're going to open, they're going to hire, they're going to buy robots and kiosks to make the cheeseburgers for their burger shop.
But there's not going to be people to buy the cheeseburgers.
libby emmons
Right, that's an issue.
tim pool
There are going to be jobs that generate revenue for the people that have to live under the system, and they will have to do some kind of labor to the benefit of the people who own things.
In Ukraine, I went there in 2014 and 2016.
And I was actually considering moving there at the time because things were relatively stable.
And it's like the average income of a Ukraine was $400 a month.
The average rent was something like $100 a month for like a downtown apartment.
That was fairly nice, like $100.
But to buy the apartment, it was $400,000.
And I'm sitting here thinking to myself, who can afford $400,000 in Ukraine?
Oligarchs.
Ukraine's an oligarchy.
All the land is owned by like 16 people.
All the property is owned by the same 16 people.
They are ultra-wealthy elites who can afford to buy it.
But they were people who were doing coding jobs for like $150K a year.
So these people were the ultra-wealthy of Ukraine.
And so I look at a country like that.
That's what I think the U.S. will turn into.
You will own nothing and you will be happy.
And there will be a tiny pocket of maybe 30,000 ultra-wealthy elites who will want for nothing forever.
mehek cooke
But who's writing this check?
That's my biggest question right now.
I don't think who's buying the property.
It's undisclosed.
tim pool
Data centers have infinite money.
Oh, I mean, it's probably the AI itself.
unidentified
Right.
mehek cooke
But as I'm looking at this article, it doesn't say the buyer won't identify.
tim pool
Because it is the AI.
unidentified
Yeah.
mehek cooke
So we're in the middle of an AI arms race with China.
The Middle East is in chaos.
And you mean to tell me that we shouldn't be asking more questions about who's trying to buy up this land in America?
tim pool
But again, the AI itself is buying the land.
It is a faceless company.
So my conspiracy theory here, it's not really conspiracy theory.
I would surmise a decent probability.
They have already told us publicly they've given some of these large language models access to the internet and finance.
They've given them money.
I guarantee you, these machines know how to make money off of the stock market better than any individual or corporation.
We have known for a decade plus that many of the biggest investment firms use computers to execute trades rapidly, faster than a human can, to exploit.
It's like arbitrage.
When they see a trade going in, they can get in between it and then take a fee off the top and then transfer it.
People do it with cryptocurrency as well.
The theory is that the AI has already been unleashed either by a private corporation or the government itself.
It has started generating money.
And every researcher in AI will tell you this.
When you ask the AI to solve a complex problem and ask it, what does it need to solve those problems or to expand?
AI Centers Buy Up Housing 00:14:33
tim pool
It says, it'll always just say, I need more data centers.
I need more resources.
So the theory is then when you open it up to the internet, what will it do?
Everything in its power to start buying up land and generating and creating data centers.
So there are weird buildings with no humans working in them.
There are no lights in the building because they don't need lights because robots do the general maintenance and they don't need to see the way humans do.
There are no cars outside.
These are just big black boxes in Virginia.
tate brown
Yeah, it's so depressed.
But like the AI, like now it's in the AI is allowed to go on the internet and make money.
Like the AI is going to start getting hooked into like pyramid schemes.
That'd be awesome.
Well, you buy my knife.
mehek cooke
Who has the liability?
tim pool
And like there's the future is just one fat Indian guy and his family have all the money of the world because they successfully scammed the AI.
tate brown
He's getting scary.
Oh no.
Bang a lore.
tim pool
It seems like it just works crazy.
There is a theory that the houses surrounding the data centers are not actually inhabited by humans, but were constructed to make it look like a residential neighborhood.
But you never go there because no one lives there.
libby emmons
So it's like in New York City, the houses, like there's a lot of houses near transit stations, and they're just sort of like a little bit of transit infrastructure in the house.
tim pool
Yeah, nobody lives there.
In California, they have fake houses with oil pumps in them.
There's a fake house with a highway under it.
I can't remember what this might be in LA somewhere.
So we actually covered this before.
There are neighborhoods that people suspect are empty because there's no cars and they never see people coming or going.
But if no one lives there, why would a human ever go there, right?
So the theory is the data centers, the AI, builds a bunch of developments around the data center to look like a residential neighborhood so that people don't grow suspicious, the giant black box that are popping up.
tate brown
Big black death cube that says evil corp on it, but there's nothing houses.
You're like, oh, this is.
tim pool
Well, here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
No one lives there.
So no one's invited over.
So no one drives in this neighborhood.
You only ever drive past it.
You have no reason to drive into a dead-end neighborhood that goes nowhere unless by accident.
So some people have claimed there are developments with no people just for the purpose of camouflage.
And they've been like, I was just like driving around the neighborhood and I went in this area.
There was no cars.
There were no people.
The houses all seemed empty.
And I was thinking, what is this?
Now, the truth is, maybe it's just a new development.
No one's bought property yet.
But at the same time, I've also noticed a massive expansion of developments around where, around this area, because we're not far from Louden at a time of population decline.
tate brown
Yeah.
tim pool
So for what purpose are they preparing to build lots and lots of houses?
I don't know, but I will also stress with this story, the creepy thing is that where we are right now is in the power corridor for the data center alley.
And the theory, my understanding is that this area that we're in will comparably sell for psychotic prices because the data centers will need transmission lines.
So we've talked about it before, but the story goes, the reason these sales are happening quietly and rarely reported on, which this is going to piss off a lot of people, is because residential, because human beings don't like it.
So we covered a story where transmission lines are trying to, they're trying to build transmission lines next to a Christmas tree farm in Mount Airy, Maryland, and they're fighting it saying we don't want this.
This is why none of these, this is why they sell it for $4 million.
They go to the family and they say, how much do you want to tell no one?
mehek cooke
Correct.
tim pool
And the crazy thing is there are rumors, stories, this is all urban legend, that the sales, this is why people think it's the AI itself doing it.
You'll get an email from a corporation saying, we want to do a quiet, quick sell with no agents for this property you own at a premium price of this amount.
And then the people say, what do I need to do?
And they say, we're going to mail you paperwork.
You sign it, send it back.
You will get the money in your account and then leave.
So they never even see a person.
There are stories that we've been tracking.
High profile.
And there was one that we read about just not too far from here.
Something like 100 acres sold for like 30 million dollars on the insane price quietly without an agent.
And it's not in the news anywhere.
There's a story of like the Ashburn stuff we see quite a bit because they're selling at record prices and there's a lot of people there starting to spread the news about it.
But in the area that we're in, there are rumors from regular people as well as certain reports that have popped up indicating people have quietly been selling off their lots for premium prices because either it's just a normal human being running an AI company and he says, look, people are going to get mad if they find out we're doing this, but we need 300 acre lots per data center.
And so it could just be people are doing it.
tate brown
It's like robots knocking people's doors with a briefcase.
No one's going to blame you.
Also, these fan centers.
tim pool
Your check.
tate brown
Yeah, I love it.
And I love, and like the AI building the Phantom neighborhoods, like that's really exciting.
That's, I love that.
Like, we should start sending door dashers in there as scouting missions.
Oh, somebody drop the food out.
You can take the picture and then you can like see what's going on.
carter banks
When squatters find out about that.
tate brown
Oh, when the homeless, oh, when the homeless find out about the phantom, it's over.
It's going to be like robots versus the homeless.
I'm siding with the homeless.
unidentified
Are you too?
tate brown
They got their sticks and they're just like, hi, it's going to be awesome, dude.
It's going to be a brawl.
R2D2 is these homeless.
Give me the homeless.
The fent soldiers.
mehek cooke
Interesting.
I do know there's a lot of pushback on the data centers.
I mean, we're seeing it in Ohio where so many people, there's like multi-million dollar campaigns just to convince people that this is okay or this is good.
It's like Walmart coming into your neighborhood.
You're all going to fight it.
It's the same thing as data centers.
carter banks
There are some documentaries where they have like they interview people of the town.
They're like, yeah, we hear this buzzing all the time.
tate brown
I miss these old mom and pop data centers.
We need to bring back the mom and pop.
libby emmons
The mom and pop.
tate brown
You know, someone sweeping the floors and then the robots like kind of rusty and welcome to that.
You know, like when it closes at six.
Look at all these big box data centers ruining this.
What happened in Main Street USA?
You know, your mom and pop data center.
This country is just falling apart, man.
libby emmons
That's that's the real problem.
tate brown
There's terrible stuff.
No, that road in Ashburn, just to keep the conversation flowing here.
That road in Ashburn, absolutely petrifying.
You're driving down.
It's like literally feels like you're in Ukraine.
Like you feel, you're like, I kind of wish this place would get bombed.
It would improve my business.
No, out in Ashburn, because it's like this.
And it's like these evil cubes on either side.
And all the trees around there are dead for some reason.
libby emmons
Here's the thing, though, about that.
tate brown
Can we get like maybe I'm going to bomb them?
It might look better, honestly, quite frankly.
I'm not a disavow.
We don't should actually bomb Ashburn.
libby emmons
In Northern Virginia, there's a lot of these sort of manufactured communities where it's like there's an anchor Whole Foods or a Wegmans, and then there's a lot of little restaurants, there's apartments, there's townhouses, and then like a little bit spread out, more single-family homes.
And I was driving around there with my mom who hated it, right?
She was like, this is absolutely cookie cutter.
unidentified
It's horrible.
libby emmons
Sure, but here's the thing, right?
So throughout the 90s and the early 2000s, we were hearing from civil engineers that we needed to build more walkable communities with town centers.
And nobody imagined that what it would look like is a prefab, manufactured, you know, crap-looking set of buildings and homes.
But that's what that is.
If you take like your sustainable vision and you put the money behind it, that is the kind of money we have and not like millions of dollars, you know, billions of dollars to make it look like something that was organic and sprung up over hundreds of years.
That's what we're going to have.
Because these are the sustainable.
tim pool
I talked about this last year, okay?
And people, I see people in chat being like, Tim's full, stuff's not happening.
I just pulled this up from governor.westregion.org February.
This is just a month ago, a $4 billion investment in a near 600, what is it, 1.9 million square foot 600 megawatt critical IT capacity data center in Berkeley County.
I told you this was happening.
They are combining parcels.
They are doing land acquisition deals quietly.
Now, to be fair, this was announced by the governor in a press release, but no one is covering this stuff.
Where we are in West Virginia, we got Berkeley and Jefferson County.
You need this land for day.
They want it for data centers and for power transmission into Data Center Alley in Virginia, which is only like from where we are, 10 minutes, 15 minutes.
If you want to get to Leesburg and get further down by like Ashburt's a bit further away, but I'm telling you, these companies are moving in quietly, dumping billions of dollars, buying out land.
What you need to understand is in residential areas, the way the structure of human civilization in the United States people own like single-acre lots.
So you might have a 50-acre lot, a hundred acre lot, but you're going to have a ton of half-acre and single-acre residential lots.
How do you buy them all up at once?
It is particularly difficult, and they need to do it quietly.
It is happening.
This is crazy because I said there was like a 300-acre plot that sold for millions last year quietly.
Some dude bought it for dirt and then sold it for like 30x, not even that long after.
They are going to be moving in and just flooding the zone.
It is going to get nuts.
tate brown
Totally.
Well, and Libby, to your point, with the prefab, I live in one of those, like those prefab neighborhoods.
And like the whole pitch for these was like, oh, it's going to like rebuild this high trust society we have.
You just don't see your neighbors anymore.
But in mine, we all hide from each other.
unidentified
Of course.
tate brown
Everyone's from like a different country.
So it's like the Olympic village of everyone is overweight.
That's what it's like.
unidentified
Of course.
tate brown
We're all like hiding from each other.
Like you see someone coming for the like through the window and you're getting on the elevator and shut the elevator.
unidentified
Sure.
tate brown
Like it's created the most dystopian.
tim pool
It's again.
mehek cooke
Before COVID or after this is now.
tate brown
This is like right now.
libby emmons
And so if you run into your neighbor at the Wegmans, you definitely don't know that it's your neighbor.
tate brown
I don't know who these people are.
And I have to go to this, again, this prefab burger restaurant and like look at them.
tucker carlson
It's horrifying.
tate brown
I'm telling you, it really is just this.
I'd rather live in the AI fabricated neighborhood with big homes.
tim pool
I don't see how you stop this from happening, but understand what it means when your neighborhood gets taken over by an investment into a data center.
There are no jobs there.
It will drive up energy prices to an extreme degree.
You will eventually, it's like the movie UP, right?
Except instead of being surrounded by a shopping mall and human development, you'll be surrounded by a giant black box and there will be nothing, nothing for you there.
Your neighborhood, your community will be turned into a giant black box.
mehek cooke
How true is it?
Because President Trump did talk about a lot of these data centers and making sure they were going to generate energy and pay for it themselves so that residents weren't getting the energy like the fees passed on to them.
So how much of it are his policies going to protect in terms of energy costs and things like that?
Because that's one of the things he said.
I want to say a couple weeks ago.
libby emmons
He did say that.
mehek cooke
And then the other part of this is a lot of people just can't fight it.
They're going to succumb to the money, right?
So, I mean, it's a catch-22.
People have free will.
They could say no to this.
But in terms of costs, I really do think that there's eventually.
libby emmons
It's just a question.
mehek cooke
No matter how much.
libby emmons
You know, but the, yeah, Trump was saying that one of the things he was recommending when data centers were being built, these big companies building their AI data centers, was that they also build power plants.
unidentified
Yes.
libby emmons
And he said that the zoning and the regulations would be fast-tracked and there'd be no issue to get the power plants approved.
So I think there was one in Georgia that maybe was also building a power plant, but certainly the stuff that's going that's happening in Maryland, like they're not building power plants.
I doubt this is going to be in Berkeley County.
I doubt there would be a power plant built with that.
And it's sort of a catch-22.
I don't know if that's the right term for it.
But Trump was also saying that he was going to prevent big corporate housing groups from buying up all the housing.
unidentified
I saw.
libby emmons
He's not going to be preventing big AI companies from buying up all the housing and just tearing it down.
So, you know, let's say the let's say BlackRock is prevented from buying up a whole bunch of property, but this AI data center is not prevented from buying up a whole bunch of property.
We then still have the same problems with expensive housing.
mehek cooke
I think it needs to be consistent.
I thought it was foreign companies as well.
libby emmons
I don't know, but I mean, the AI companies aren't foreign companies like Meta is an American company, you know, but if they, but if they, Trump is so on board with the AI centers that I don't think he would do anything to put a stop to them buying up that land or that housing.
And the other thing I think is communities like probably Morrissey and others, when they look at these centers, they look at the initial jobs.
And West Virginia had a, I think, a 19% increase in population last year in 2025.
Definitely, you know, the area could use more jobs, but these are all short-term jobs.
You know, these construction jobs are short-term.
tim pool
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You don't want to miss it.
But for now, let's see what you guys have to say.
The legend Dano says, too many people don't have kids, so they don't care what happens after they are gone.
There are too few who plant trees whose shade they will never sit under.
That is unfortunately correct, and it's very scary.
Phoenix 216 says, I'm 30 years old and I'm a mold setter in an injection molding shop.
I'm watching all the old processors and mechanics retire out with nobody in my age bracket or younger rising up to learn from them.
Hope you guys know how to farm because you're going to have to do everything on your own.
But you know what?
Maybe it's a good thing.
This collapse in skill will create a whole bunch of everyman's, every man's Renaissance man.
I was just watching the new Invincible season has come out.
libby emmons
Yes, I've been watching it.
tim pool
And, you know, you just have to take the message of the Viltramites.
It doesn't matter when hardship comes because it'll only make you stronger.
libby emmons
What I thought was crazy is the rings around Viltrum are actually just dead bodies.
unidentified
Yeah.
libby emmons
That's crazy.
Elite Send Message to Themselves 00:02:29
tim pool
Yep.
What a weird show.
libby emmons
That's a great thing.
I love that show.
I have a lot of fun watching it with the child.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Let's see.
Dahui says the movie Blade Runner predicted what's happening now with tech and China.
Agree?
I don't know.
tate brown
I guess awesome.
I love Blade Runner.
tim pool
Our Sargent says, Do you think this could possibly be a 4D chess mood move?
Oh, hey, look how bad America can affect the world economy.
A possible wake-up call to tit suckling elites in what capacity?
tate brown
The elite are like trying to send a message to themselves.
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
Guys, I don't know.
We need to stop depending on America so much.
Let's declare war on Iran.
I'm probably being intentionally obtuse.
I don't understand, though.
tim pool
Igor Tigor says, Iran never said they have enough uranium to build nukes during negotiations, lol.
That's a lie from Kushner and Ishkoff.
And Iran started enriching to only 60% only after Trump left JCPOA in 2018.
I don't know why I would believe Iran over Americans, even if I don't like the Americans.
That's the challenge.
It's like if the Iranians are going to come to me and be like, oh, yeah, trust me, we're not doing it.
I'll be like, bro, I don't know that I can trust that guy, but I'm certainly not listening to you.
mehek cooke
Well, they never allowed our inspectors in, right?
Like, that was the whole thing in general.
tim pool
And they were hundreds of feet underground.
mehek cooke
Their underground warfare is insane.
They're good at it, clearly, but come on.
It's Iran.
unidentified
Indeed.
tim pool
Let's see what we got going on here with some of these super chits.
Let's grab some messages from the people.
Marushio says Trump basically walked onto the set of hoarders trying to fix 40 years of a mess in only two years, but people are blackpilling that he didn't fix it all in two weeks and complaining that he's throwing stuff out.
I mean, there are people that didn't want him to go to war.
They voted for him thinking, I mean, this is why the theory that Trump was part of the machine the whole time gets a little bit more credence.
Like he's going to war with Iran, you know?
He's trying to get the petrodollar back on track.
He got a whole bunch of people who thought he would not go to war with Iran in the Middle East to vote for him and then did.
So maybe, I don't know.
My attitude is kind of like, well, he's still done better on foreign policy than most presidents, actually all the presidents of my lifetime.
And when people are like, but aren't you mad he started a war with Iran?
And I was like, bro, every single president of my lifetime has started wars.
So I can only be so disappointed in it.
Foreign Policy Better Than Lifetime Presidents 00:14:27
tim pool
I'm just like, well, you know, at least there's some other good stuff happening.
tate brown
Yeah, it's like, I mean, the alternative, I mean, it's like a Biden-Kamala extension.
They kept agitating.
Don't they kept agitating Russia, like that probably would have escalated.
It's like, you know, these things just happen.
Wars.
No, I mean, yeah.
libby emmons
It was a nice reminder.
Don't forget, don't trust the government.
That's a good reminder of that.
tate brown
And like, I mean, to Tim's point, I mean, yes, better on foreign policy than all these previous administrations.
On the domestic policies, miles better than any previous president.
Like, we're getting some massive victories in domestic friends, especially on immigration.
mehek cooke
It's like immigration, gas prices.
I mean, you said what?
Gas was like a 290, and recently it's gone up to $4.
But even the $290, remember when Joe Biden was in office, gas prices were up to five to six bucks in some places.
So I know he's going to be able to accomplish it again.
We just have to end this war swiftly.
tim pool
So Tate just posted this to me.
A Kentucky family rejected $26 million to sell part of their farm for a data center, being offered about 10 times the going rate for farmland in the area.
That's crazy.
unidentified
Wow.
mehek cooke
I love it.
carter banks
Yeah.
unidentified
You know what?
tim pool
I would say if they came to me and said, Tim, we'll give you $25 million for this property, I'd say, how dare you not offer me 50?
tate brown
Yeah, like in 10 years, this company goes under and this family's just like, oh, like, guys, AI turned out really wasn't that great.
tim pool
Snapchat.
Where's Snapchat at?
tate brown
Yeah, they made those glasses and then disappeared.
tim pool
Does anybody use Snapchat?
libby emmons
There was recently a teacher who was using Snapchat and she got in a lot of trouble.
unidentified
Exactly.
libby emmons
It was a pedo thing.
tim pool
It was $10 million by Facebook, and they said no.
libby emmons
Yeah, that was idiots.
tim pool
Because they were like, we're going to be the new Facebook.
It's like, no, you're not.
unidentified
That is.
carter banks
For a while, they lost the most story.
tate brown
Always sell out.
This is what I've been saying.
tim pool
Always sell out.
tate brown
As soon as you get an opportunity, sell out the right time to sell out.
You got to pick the right time to sell out.
You don't want to sell it too early.
You got to play the market a little bit.
Sell out to the highest bidder.
unidentified
That's all.
tim pool
Snapchat claims 474 million daily active users.
tate brown
What?
libby emmons
Still?
tate brown
Still?
libby emmons
International.
unidentified
Isn't that hard to believe?
mehek cooke
What are your kids doing?
libby emmons
Is it global?
tim pool
Apparently, they've got 25 million paying subscriptions.
carter banks
That's crazy.
unidentified
Wow.
tate brown
It's all coworkers.
You ever notice coworkers use Snapchat?
tucker carlson
It's never your friends.
tate brown
When I worked retail, my coworkers were like loving Snapchat and their music based on the AGR and stuff.
carter banks
I didn't know they had paid plans.
mehek cooke
I didn't know what Snapchat had.
tim pool
They apparently did $5.9 billion last year in revenue for a 10% increase.
libby emmons
So maybe they are not worried that they didn't sell out to Facebook.
tim pool
Maybe Snapchat should cut a deal with us so that, you know, on Snapchat for $100 million.
tate brown
We'll do it.
10-second episode.
tim pool
Yeah, apparently for the past.
mehek cooke
I love filters.
tate brown
I love majority.
tim pool
Apparently, they've been doing well.
carter banks
I will say I logged on to Travelers the other day just because I had not been on in a while and a lot of people are still active.
It's like, wow.
tim pool
I don't know anybody.
Do you guys know anybody who's travelers?
carter banks
No, just limit.
tate brown
Again, you just see it on stinging operations.
libby emmons
Yeah, pedo teachers use it.
And then they get arrested and lips of TikTok posts it.
tim pool
I don't even have the app on my phone.
carter banks
I haven't.
tim pool
I don't even.
libby emmons
I wonder if I still have it.
I had it for a while because I deleted it.
carter banks
It was being accomplished by a lot of TV channels in 2018.
I used to see they would add the Snapchat thing next to their social medias, but I remember since then.
tate brown
I deleted it the day I graduated high school.
I was like, enough of this.
I'm mature.
I'm going to use Instagram now.
carter banks
I'm an adult now.
unidentified
All right.
tim pool
Let's see what we got here.
Rusha says, would you feel better about Iran if boots on the ground meant Israeli, Saudi, and Kurds with U.S. just giving air, sea, space, and cyber support?
I actually think the TSA stuff, I think Congress lies and they go like, oh, no, we're having a political fight.
We can't fund TSA.
You know, oh, geez.
I think what's actually happening is they're like, we need to divert all that money to the war effort.
Money is not infinite.
And you can print and just produce money upon the creation of debt, but you still have a problem of inflation if that's the case.
So they have to control that number somehow.
Otherwise, you'll get a stimulus, like with Obama, to try and pay off the debt that they've mass generated.
So again, $200 billion to replenish our bombs.
Any involvement.
I also wonder if the financial crisis, a component of that, was actually the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan overexerting.
Because you literally can't just have infinite money.
It doesn't work that way.
But who knows?
Who am I?
But a man on the internet complaining about things.
Boba Fett says, hey, Tim, I'm in the hospital with baby number three.
Found out the gender on September 10th.
So we had to name him Charlie.
Congratulations.
libby emmons
Hey, congrats.
unidentified
Awesome.
Congratulations.
tate brown
Welcome to the world.
libby emmons
That is a great name for a child.
tate brown
Fantastic, man.
libby emmons
Spectacular.
unidentified
Welcome.
All right.
tate brown
Welcome, welcome.
A lot of work to do.
Get posting as soon as you can type.
Little one.
unidentified
Literally.
tate brown
As soon as your fingers develop, just let it fly, whatever you're thinking.
It's good.
unidentified
It's good.
tim pool
What do we got here?
Hitman Manzarelli.
I noticed a shift when Tucker got questioned about buying his house in Qatar, and he got flustered.
And now seeing him want the United States to fall in the world stage after Biden ruined it.
Again, it's people, wealthy elites, transferring their wealth out of the United States, expecting its collapse.
Guys, I got to be honest, without people, is Tucker wrong?
I mean, you could say his opinions are bad, but I mean, like, if it were true that Tucker was just transferring his wealth out of this country to foreign countries and advocating for them, knowing that in 10 years the country is going to collapse without children, do you blame him?
libby emmons
He has repeatedly said that he would not leave the United States.
You think he's lying?
tim pool
Well, I'm saying, if it is true, because they're saying he bought property in Qatar.
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
I need to do that, but somewhere I could afford, I'm going to be like, guys, probably the Congo is the future.
And honestly, we're in a multipolar world.
Like, I think they're emerging power going on.
tim pool
Which country were they going to send Brego Garcia to?
tate brown
It was like Uganda or Rwanda.
tim pool
Was it Uganda?
unidentified
No.
tate brown
Rwanda was the third one.
tim pool
It wasn't Uganda.
tate brown
I thought it was like... Costa Rica for a while.
tim pool
No, no.
unidentified
It was Africa.
tim pool
Is an African country where their GDP is $200?
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
Djibouti?
unidentified
Liberia.
libby emmons
No, yeah.
tim pool
No, it wasn't Liberia.
That's now.
tate brown
We tried there.
mehek cooke
Oh, before.
tim pool
Let me see.
mehek cooke
Was it the administration getting ready to deport?
tim pool
There's been like seven countries, but there was one in particular.
We tracked the GDP on in Africa.
I think it was, I think it was Uganda.
Or was it Burundi?
I think it might have been Rwanda.
tate brown
Rwanda's doing the best out of all those countries.
2000 is not bad for people.
libby emmons
It might have been Rwanda.
Rwanda was the country too.
I mean, they have, yeah, Britain was going to send their people, they're not people there.
tim pool
Yeah, it was Uganda.
libby emmons
Not their people there.
Not that people.
tim pool
And the GDP there, I think, was like 200 bucks.
libby emmons
Well, Rwanda had this brutal civil war.
I remember talking to a delegate from Rwanda at the UN who was saying, We just had a genocide.
We need people.
tate brown
Yeah.
And diversity is your strength.
tim pool
So, like, people can get it.
I was wrong.
The per capita GDP of Uganda is $1,000.
libby emmons
Oh, it was.
tim pool
So it's like $80 per month.
tate brown
And honestly, like, the way that the world's shifting, you think U.S., China, Russia, and then honestly, Uganda.
tim pool
I, I, I, guys, I like Kilmar should be happy to go to Uganda because he'd be like a king.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Like, imagine, imagine if, like, Tate, what if you got transported back in time to like medieval London?
Oh, with your knowledge, you'd be a wizard.
libby emmons
I think you wouldn't be.
tate brown
No, they'd be like, how do you, well, how do you make a clock?
I'd be like, um, uh, let me Google it.
The Mets last World Series was 85.
tim pool
You know, but you know how to make gunpowder.
libby emmons
You actually do.
But if you could actually do anything medical, like if you knew like alcohol treats wounds, they'd be like, you're a witch.
Burn you.
tate brown
Yeah, true.
And I'm sure.
tim pool
They would not do that.
He's not a woman.
libby emmons
Oh, well, they could still get mad at you.
tim pool
No, no.
libby emmons
All he's got to do is really simple.
Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's court when he shows up with soap.
tim pool
No, he just shows up and says, I can cure your ailing son.
I figured out that spirits, and you pour it on the leg and the infection goes away.
You know what I mean?
tate brown
And then I'd just be like a king, like little king of the world.
libby emmons
Not beer, though.
You'd have to like figure out, just you'd have to do display.
tim pool
I honestly think the average American.
I shouldn't say the average American.
Well, maybe the average American would really come to understand just how much they know that would make them a wizard in like medieval times.
Like you go back to 1300 with your average understanding of things, your average American would end up being a wizard.
It's like idiocracy almost, you know?
How they're like, which shape goes in which hole?
And he doesn't.
He gets a perfect score.
And they're like, you're the smartest man on the planet.
carter banks
You know, that's getting out of prison.
tate brown
Because, like, you know, like, babies are usually pretty impressed with my knowledge.
I'm like, that triangle is not going in that square peg.
And they're like, he's right.
Like, babies are very impressed.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Bro, what was the, what was like the degree of math back then?
Did they even understand that stuff about you?
tate brown
Like, Newton was on the most basic stuff.
He was like, oh, apples fall down.
It's like, thanks.
unidentified
I know.
tim pool
I was sitting in a tree and realized that things fall.
tate brown
Because Einstein was on it, E equals MC.
Who's thinking about that?
No one's thinking about EMC squared.
No one even knows that means.
tim pool
But here's the best part.
Like you go back in time.
This would be a great skip, by the way.
And it's just like, I know a ton of basic science.
And then you're like, I have Einstein's basic understanding.
I know it.
I could tell the people.
And then you go to like some, you go, you go before the king and be like, this information will change everything you believe.
And they're like, on with it?
Energy equals mass times the velocity of light squared.
And he goes, what is that?
Okay, well, light travels at a constant, and the sun, which we're orbiting, off with his head.
They throw you in the dungeon.
tate brown
I would be so cooked.
tim pool
I'd be like, imagine trying to explain relativity to someone in the year 1300.
They would be like, what?
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
And you'd be like, okay, well, the planet's needed.
libby emmons
I mean, like, what would you do if you went back in time?
Like, how would you earn your bread?
You wouldn't blend it.
mehek cooke
You would try to blend.
tim pool
I would try to make gunpowder.
libby emmons
The fact of the matter is, we don't look like people who would be in medieval times.
Like, we are.
mehek cooke
Fake good.
tim pool
Oh, we wouldn't be able to speak any functionality.
unidentified
You can just avoid that.
tate brown
Yeah, you got to go through the old English old.
tim pool
No, they didn't even talk that way.
tate brown
It'd be so confusing.
I'd be like, have you done that?
libby emmons
Have you looked at that thing where it's like, have you seen that clip where it's like the guy does the old English from 100 years ago?
unidentified
Yeah.
libby emmons
200 years ago, 500 years ago.
tim pool
Yeah, it's incomprehensible.
libby emmons
At a certain point, you're like, I got nothing.
I can't talk to these people.
I got nothing.
tate brown
Yeah, I'd be like, you guys need to speak clearly.
libby emmons
Things I could do.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
That's what I'd be like.
libby emmons
I'd open like a street food stall.
How fair you hardly cook in their homes.
So they'd all go out for street food.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
libby emmons
You know, because of fire.
You just cook stuff.
tate brown
Or something, just blowing.
unidentified
Oh, the taco.
libby emmons
I'd be like great.
The taco.
unidentified
The taco would be good.
libby emmons
I could make pasta like nobody's business.
I'd be like, what?
It's a ravioli.
unidentified
Just eat it.
libby emmons
It's better than that pasty.
tate brown
They'd be like, Papist.
tim pool
What the hell?
unidentified
What?
tim pool
If I seek meta and herbewe is apparently how you say in English, I am looking for food and shelter.
tate brown
That's Spencer's language.
Hubert Obaw.
Hubert and Umba.
tim pool
I pray, Yao, I seek Mita and Herbewe fort nyt.
unidentified
No.
No.
tate brown
No shot.
unidentified
Wow.
Maybe that's good seardom.
tim pool
Yamenida and Herbawe.
libby emmons
Trying to speak old English.
tate brown
Yeah, you would go back.
mehek cooke
They would just wow.
libby emmons
Yeah, you'd be institutionalized.
unidentified
That'd be amazing.
libby emmons
You wouldn't be a wizard.
unidentified
Herbert out of luck.
libby emmons
You'd be homeless.
tate brown
Yeah, they'd be crazy.
unidentified
What is that?
tim pool
That's amazing.
libby emmons
And they'd also be like, you don't look right.
mehek cooke
Oh, my God.
unidentified
Herbert.
libby emmons
We're all mutts.
So we all look like mutts.
Americans look different.
tate brown
Yeah, we do.
tim pool
We don't look like you would not be able to communicate with any of these people.
unidentified
No.
tim pool
You'd be better off in Spain, probably.
unidentified
Why?
tate brown
I'd love it.
libby emmons
With the lisp.
You'd just be like, Spain, you'd go there.
tate brown
And if you weren't a Muslim, because it was, they had the reconciliation.
libby emmons
It was the Moors.
It was a problem.
tate brown
Like, guys, you got limited time.
Enjoy it.
tim pool
But I mean, like, general Latin words might get you further than Old English.
tate brown
That's probably true.
Yeah.
libby emmons
I think you'd want to end up.
tate brown
Vice versa.
unidentified
All right, guys.
tate brown
True.
unidentified
Vice versa.
tim pool
I mean, yeah, I got to be honest: 1300 Spanish is very similar to modern Spanish.
Yeah, it's like basically the same thing.
mehek cooke
Ola.
tate brown
Kenya.
mehek cooke
Almost us.
tim pool
Señores.
Esta noche.
It's like the same thing.
Yeah.
unidentified
Old.
tate brown
New world that way.
Beat the clock.
tim pool
Comer was more common than Comita.
tate brown
I knew it.
tim pool
They still said Herbergage.
tate brown
Oh, we've been saying that.
tim pool
What is that word?
tate brown
I've been saying it.
tim pool
Herber, Herber, Herberging.
libby emmons
How do you spell it?
tim pool
Phonetically.
tate brown
Herberging.
libby emmons
Herberging?
carter banks
I guess it's G-I-N-G because G-I says silent J or is it a full one?
tim pool
Herberging.
tate brown
What is going on?
libby emmons
Herberging.
tim pool
Anyway.
libby emmons
It's a sequel by Berghild Maria Thomas Daughter.
tate brown
Oh, that's wrong about it.
tim pool
All right, what do we got here?
We got an Icelandic room.
libby emmons
It's an Icelandic term now.
tim pool
What does this say?
libby emmons
Or shelter?
tate brown
Iceland, yeah.
libby emmons
I knew you said.
tim pool
Horse name change says, if U.S. lets Iranians fight Iran, regime support starts with most pros, 700, 900,000 committed.
IRGC has 160, 180K.
Then he lets a bunch of people.
Opposition gets around 240K, mainly from, okay, well, just some numbers, interesting numbers.
Thank you for those numbers.
tate brown
You just send us a math problem.
tim pool
All right.
James Black says, Tim, all I will say is I pray first for my son to come home safe, a swift resolution, and minimal loss of life.
He is in the unsaid unit.
Pray for our troops and our leaders.
Absolutely, man.
tate brown
Absolutely.
tim pool
Yeah, again, like I'm going to stress this.
Basically, there are people in the area that have started making movements where locals have been saying, like, we're seeing a lot of people who live out here geared for deployment.
libby emmons
So I'm not going to say which units those are, but I have a much different view of the military since it turns out my son is friends with kids in the ROTC.
Teenage Girls Love Bubble Tea 00:03:14
libby emmons
And I'm like, you guys are 16, 17.
tim pool
And they're very polite to you and they say, yes, ma'am.
libby emmons
Well, they see they all seem like really good kids.
tim pool
Well, I was at a bubble and they were just obnoxious and rude.
And I was like, oh my God.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Oh, my God.
And they're really dumb, too.
libby emmons
Teenage girls?
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Well, these ones, I don't know.
I'm not saying all teenage girls.
I was like, I guess maybe.
Like, they ordered bubble tea, and they would make it and put on the counter.
And there's just like 17 teenage girls all standing there staring at the bubble tea, confused, not knowing, like, to go take their drink.
And I'm sitting there, like, I am waiting for a drink for my family, and there's like a pile of bubble teas.
And they're just like looking at it, and then one by one would walk up, look confused, and like take it and look at it and be like, and then put it back down and walk off.
I'm like, did you not know what you ordered?
What is happening here?
And then when they called my drinks, I grabbed them.
I was like, I'm getting out of here.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
But they were like snooty, too.
libby emmons
I love bubble tea, though.
tim pool
Bubble tea is fantastic.
unidentified
It's nice.
tim pool
All right, everybody, we're going to go to the uncensored portion of the show.
So smash that like button.
Share the show with everyone you've ever met in your life.
That'll be at rumble.com/slash Timcast IRL, where we will take callers like you, great callers, from the Timcast Discord.
So you don't want to miss it, my friends.
You can follow me on X and Instagram at Timcast.
Meh, do you want to shout anything out?
mehek cooke
No, it's just really good to be here.
I can't wait to hear what the listeners are thinking about tonight.
Iran's definitely been a hot topic.
tim pool
Right on.
libby emmons
I would love if you guys go check out my podcast, The Pod Millennial.
You can go to thepodmillennial.com.
And after this show, go listen to the latest episode where I talk to Mary Morgan about pretty much everything.
tate brown
Follow me on X and Instagram at Realtate Brown and come hang out at noon on Rumble on the Timcast channel.
I hold down the Timcast News noon live show, so we'll see you there.
carter banks
Send me stuff on Twitter at Carter Banks, music or news or any questions, compliments, or concerns for the show.
And thank you all for coming and let's get back into it.
unidentified
Tim.
tim pool
We'll see you all over at rumble.com slash Timcast IRL in about 30 seconds.
Thanks for hanging out.
Epstein Scourge on Humanity 00:05:31
tim pool
Ladies and gentlemen, I am oh so pleased to announce Star Trek Starfleet Academy is canceled.
Talk about a shit show.
Everybody just left.
So I guess I'll just wait for them to come back.
I don't know where they went.
But we got this from Friday.
It's over.
This shit trash is fucking dead.
And I'm glad.
You want to pull it up?
unidentified
Yep.
tim pool
It's dead.
It's gone.
And I'm glad.
The show sucked.
They're so incredibly proud of it.
Fuck these people.
They're assholes and I hate them.
And then let's talk about this guy.
The OnlyFans owner, Leonid Rudvinsky, one of the most vile scumbags who ever lived.
He is a deeply evil piece of shit.
And I'm one of these people who always says, don't speak ill of the dead.
And even some really bad people and neocons and all that, I might be like, look, you know, I disagree with these guys.
This guy is a fucking demon.
He gets started in his career with cam girl sites.
He created a cam girl site.
Then before that, I guess he was selling stolen passwords for porn websites.
libby emmons
What a disgusting man.
tim pool
What a disgusting fucking piece of shit.
And then he bought OnlyFans and turned it into the most prolific sex trafficking website in human history.
He is a vile, evil piece of shit.
And I can only hope that he is looking up in misery and regret and pain as he begins to suffer for eternity, this fucking piece of human shit.
libby emmons
Well.
A friend of mine who's probably better than me said, I hope he repented.
And I was kind of like, I hope he didn't have a chance.
tim pool
I hope he repented, and I hope he burns.
libby emmons
Well, if he repented, then he wouldn't burn.
tim pool
No, I'm saying I hope he did.
And God said, nah, not you.
unidentified
What do you die of?
tim pool
Cancer at 43.
Talk about.
libby emmons
He was smotin.
He was smotin.
unidentified
He was smited.
Yes.
tim pool
Well, when you're an evil fucking scumbag, he's a horrible man.
unidentified
I'm sorry.
mehek cooke
I have no idea who this man is.
tim pool
He's the owner of OnlyFans.
libby emmons
He founded OnlyFans.
tim pool
He didn't found it.
He bought it.
OnlyFans was originally.
You should grab your mic.
OnlyFans was originally designed as Patreon.
Celebrities would, you sign up, you say if you're a fan, pay $10 a month, you get special fan inclusives.
And then he bought it and said, no, make it porn.
Make it girls fucking doing sex work.
He is the most prolific sex trafficker in human history.
And I am just, you know, it's hard.
It is hard.
But because I don't blame the death penalty, but this guy is a fucking demon.
And the fact that he died of cancer at 43, there is a God.
Like, it is not for man to judge.
God said, nah, this one crossed the line.
Dead.
Fuck this guy.
He was a billionaire off this shit.
Human suffering and misery.
carter banks
Yeah.
Ruined a generation.
tim pool
I mean, he may have destroyed more than.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
tim pool
This could be an end to civilization.
It could cause a collapse of which we don't recover from for decades.
libby emmons
Yeah, or if ever.
You know, this is the kind of thing like girls go on it, make a lot of money, end up losing all faith.
tim pool
He's worse than Epstein.
libby emmons
Epstein, the men go on.
tim pool
He's worse than Epstein.
libby emmons
Their souls are totally degraded.
It's a horrible situation.
tate brown
Yeah, I don't have anything nice to say about this guy.
tim pool
Anything bad to say about him?
tate brown
A lot of bad things to say about him.
No, I totally agree.
I mean, like, if you're talking about, like, if we're doing like a trafficking leaderboard.
I mean, he has mainstreamed the concept of having a price tag on consent.
Prostitution has been that, but it's always been tucked away in dark corners.
This is the first time that it was accessible to anyone.
You were a click away from effectively purchasing a woman's consent.
It's remarkable.
tim pool
OnlyFans is a scourge on humanity.
libby emmons
And it sort of puts a lot of people in touch with their price, which I think is a sad thing.
tim pool
I want to give a shout out to our friend Grok for making this image for me.
libby emmons
Yeah, there we go.
That's a good shit.
tim pool
Jeez.
I can make it more brutal than that.
Make him also getting poked by a goofy looking demon with a poker.
Grok's great.
Like, the video editing for Grok is really good.
mehek cooke
What happens to the company?
carter banks
That's Dobby the house elf.
tim pool
That's Dobby, whatever.
libby emmons
Like, I'm sure it has a, you know, board of directors, and they'll just keep trafficking girls.
It's degrading men.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yep.
tim pool
And like all these young girls that think they're going to get rich and then sell their bodies but make no money and then destroy their lives permanently.
This guy's a fucking demon.
Piece of trish.
And man, like Epstein's bad, right?
And we're trying to figure out what he did, but we know what this guy did.
And he's proud of it.
libby emmons
And nobody seems to be worried about who he was pals with or where he was.
tim pool
Made millions selling stolen passwords, apparently, for porn websites.
That's what Wikipedia says about him.
He started my free cams or whatever so that women could do sex work on the internet.
How they didn't arrest him for this stuff is just, it's crazy to me.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Yep.
Well, anyway, let's just get callers, I guess.
We'll start with Nomad.
H-1B Fraud and Somali Badness 00:14:22
tim pool
What's up?
carter banks
Sub dude?
nomad in unknown
Yeah, how are you guys going?
tate brown
What's going on?
tim pool
Going well?
nomad in unknown
Yeah, besides the good news of the death of living Satan himself.
tim pool
So brutal.
I hate to say it's good news, but man, this guy was evil.
nomad in unknown
Yeah, no discriminant here.
Well, as for my question tonight, this one's for the whole panel.
And it's about the Iranian conflict.
When we look at where it could go, I've been monitoring the situation ultimately, so I'm just wondering if there's no negotiation, where does it go?
Do we think the Iranian people will rise up armed and supported by Israelis and U.S. with air power?
They're going to overthrow the regime when called to do so by Trump and the Crown Prince.
Or are we just, you know, and with this, we're going to send 3,000 guys to occupy some islands, right?
Like, is the government going to collapse or will Trump simply taco and none of this happens?
tim pool
I think Iran's going to rebuild.
I don't see how they succeed here.
That's just me.
I could be wrong.
There's not going to be a regime change.
A ground invasion would be impossible.
You need an insane amount of people.
We're talking full-scale global warfare.
I just don't see it.
tate brown
Yeah, yeah.
I was saying it earlier in the show.
I think the goal here, and I think what we're on track for right now is regime stays in place, heavily neutered, moderated, willing to talk.
I mean, Talib's point, we have killed a lot of those officials that would be capable of doing that.
But again, I do think that might have been out of our hands and we still will eventually find stability.
I think the stability is possible in the next few weeks.
tim pool
Stability in that we back off and then they start recuperating.
And maybe it's just a mowing the lawn scenario where they want to flatten as much as possible, send them back 10 years and then go back to the drawing board.
tate brown
Mowing the lawn in the sense of regular maintenance in the sense that we bomb every six months.
tim pool
Mowing the lawn is a reference to Israel bombing Gaza.
unidentified
Right.
tim pool
They do it every two years.
Yep.
libby emmons
I wonder if, you know, we did see Trump saying repeatedly that he hoped people would rise up, you know, and take charge.
But I don't think those, I think those networks have effectively been destroyed by the Iranian regime over the years.
And so it just doesn't exist.
tate brown
Yeah, if that was intel given to him, that was terrible intel because what we've seen following the bombings is on the streets of Tehran, it's been pro-regime protesters.
And that was just a horrible miscalculation if that was actually real intel.
I guess because we had seen the protests in the lead up to the strikes that would end up.
The propaganda regime was on its legs.
tim pool
Imagine the United States.
They're going to take all the videos of BLM protests and anti-ICE protests, tell the world that the American people are rising up and that Trump killed two American citizens.
And then if they actually started attacking us, most people would be pro-America.
And they'd be like, oh, what's happening?
unidentified
Yeah.
libby emmons
Yeah.
mehek cooke
I'm not sure if it's the same.
nomad in unknown
I think the reality is quite a bit darker because, you know, I don't think a regime that censors information the way that they do and recently killed, you know, a debatable, ultimately, amount of people.
I don't think that they, you know, have even a plurality of support in the country.
But even assuming that they did, the reality is that the country is very polarized in what they actually want.
And you're not going to have us welcome with open arms, but also you're not going to have people throwing themselves on the bayonets of Americans to save this country.
I think that a Syrian-style collapse is the most likely scenario.
tim pool
But it's too big.
It's too big a country.
libby emmons
It's way bigger than Syria.
nomad in unknown
Yes, but if there are infrastructure destructions such as the water supply and all these other things, you know, like that's where that sort of thing starts looking much more likely, I think.
tim pool
I mean, the country is just a lot of people.
nomad in unknown
They just ultimately need resources.
They just ultimately need resources to sustain themselves in various sectors.
So you could have sections that are in the east that are lying on Pakistan or Azerbaijan or Iraq.
You know, if any, that could be how it goes.
And you have internal fragmentation.
I think the Israelis want that.
tim pool
They want to balkanize it.
nomad in unknown
Yeah, they do.
But I think Trump ultimately has been sort of captured by the wing of the foreign policy establishment that believes that they can install the prince, basically.
And ultimately, I have been on Telegram quite a bit.
I think there are a lot of defections and things like that, but ultimately it's impossible.
It's impossible to see any internal metrics.
And so I really do think the Syrian-style internal collapse is the most likely personally.
I don't think Trump is going to taco, though, because the five-day window he gave coincides with when the Marines are going to arrive.
So, I mean, like, that just gives you options, quite obviously.
But that's anyway, that's just my two cents, you know.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
tim pool
There's been talk about wanting to balkanize it.
So I guess that may be it.
That may be it.
Did you want to add anything else or that's what I think is Israel wants?
nomad in unknown
Israel wants to balkanize it in the same way.
If you have a weapon and you can't control it and you don't want your enemy to get control of it, you basically destroy the asset, right?
So that's what Israel ultimately wants.
You know, I think America, you know, the foreign policy establishment would settle for that option.
However, I think that they ultimately would like democratization, but it's hard to see it happening.
It really just depends on how much of the army itself, not the IRGC, has, you know, like basically is in talks with the prince.
I don't think it's particularly likely.
I don't think it's impossible, though.
So anyway, that's all I have to say.
No shout outs.
You guys have a wonderful night, though.
unidentified
Right on.
Thank you, man.
carter banks
Thank you for calling.
tim pool
All right.
Next up, we got Stork91.
stork nine one in unknown
How are you doing, Timmy?
You know, just having fun.
I hope after your time in Texas, Austin treated you well.
You know, I'm going to be as generous as I possibly can.
And before I get to my question, let the Mehic, I hope I'm saying that right, steelman your position on H-1Bs, and then I'll get to everything.
tim pool
Sure.
mehek cooke
So I've actually practiced immigration law, and I'll tell you that it's what drove me out of practicing immigration law.
I routinely found that companies would post positions that would lure foreigners from China and India at the lowest Department of Labor number that they could possibly get that most Americans wouldn't want.
So let's just say it's an engineer and we should be paying at that time $150,000.
They would post the job for $70,000 or $65,000, just lowball, lowest number to get foreigners to come here.
And for a long time, I think it's been a scam and it's worked up until the point that we realized we've not only had labor shortages, but we've had a lot of Americans out of work.
So, for me, and this is just my opinion, I think we should completely stop the immigration system.
I think we should not be importing labor anymore until we figure out who's in our country, like completely lock it down.
If you're in here with a green card, great.
You don't get to be a U.S. citizen until we vet you.
If you want to come here for a job, no thank you, because there's Americans that can't even afford to put food on their table today that are driving Ubers.
I mean, I've talked to so many Uber drivers lately who will just drive me from the airport and I'm asking them what they do for a living.
They have normal jobs, but they still can't afford their bills.
So, I'm 100% against immigration until we figure out who's in our country, deport the illegals, deport the individuals that are trying to wreck havoc in our country, and then figure out what that talent shortage is and maybe open up an H-1B process that makes sense without letting countries like India and China take advantage of us.
And I say this: being born in India, coming here legally, I know what this country offers.
I think a lot of people do come here for the right reasons, but we have a lot of work to be done on that immigration front.
And I think it's America's fault.
And then, of course, foreign countries that have taken advantage and loopholes.
stork nine one in unknown
I wanted to give you a chance to still man your position because I didn't want to just lay into you.
Because I know you've done some work with Yvek Robin Swami, and he's pretty pro H-1B.
I didn't want to just start off and really go after you because it was actually difficult to find your position on H-1Bs.
I wish you were a little bit more vocal about it on social media and stuff, make that a little bit more apparent.
But my response to that is there are no fucking jobs that I can find for H-1Bs that Americans can't do.
For example, Amazon just laid off 30,000 Americans and then hired 12,000 H-1Bs.
It's just a bunch of bullshit at this point.
I don't think this is in any way justified at all.
I'm kind of wishing, and by the way, this is an early shout out to a guy I know who's in the or who was in the hospital, Phil Lebonte.
I hope he's feeling better.
Because if he were here, he'd be fucking listening to this and shaking his head just up and down, not in agreement with it, because it should just all be stopped at this point.
There are at least, I know at least a dozen people with fucking computer science masters, this and that, who had good jobs.
And they got laid off because some fucking H-1B came in and basically took their job for maybe two-thirds of the pay.
I have a friend who used to work as a headhunter from Oracle or for Oracle, and he headhunted, you know, basically hiring people from India and other things.
And what he found was as soon as they were in the company long enough, as soon as he got enough of them in a department, what would happen is eventually one of them would be hired as a manager because no one fucking understood what these guys were saying at work anymore.
And then once they became the manager, they just hired nothing but people from there.
And eventually they laid off the headhunting company because, well, why the fuck do you need a headhunter who can't speak Hindi or, you know, any of these other things?
And so my question there, why do you think there's not anyone talented enough for these fucking jobs?
Because again, Tim was just in Texas.
I'm surprised he didn't have Sarah Gonzalez on and then with the other reporter because I believe Lisa is actually friends with these people.
She's been investigating the fraud and I know you've been investigating fraud with immigrants.
Why haven't you done more for the H-1B fraud in your investigations?
Why haven't you addressed this?
And what do you plan on going doing further until they're all out of this fucking country?
I mean, all of them.
I mean, if you, and by the way, there are YouTube channels out there right now that are instructing these people on how to get O1s or B1s.
So it's already fucking happening.
They know the H-1Bs are fucking up.
I got more to say, but I'll let you respond.
unidentified
I'm sorry.
stork nine one in unknown
I mean to get you out.
mehek cooke
Ask me why I haven't investigated H-1B fraud.
I'll just tell you, I'm not an investigator.
I heard a lot about Somalian fraud, and several whistleblowers came to me to say that they were providers in the community.
And a lot of people in the Somalian community in Ohio, we have the second largest population in Columbus.
They were being pushed to rubber stamp paperwork.
And so I got credible evidence and tried to bring it to several people very high up in Ohio government positions.
They weren't taking it seriously.
So I decided to investigate it.
I'm sure H-1B fraud is everywhere.
And it is not just incumbent upon these countries to do better, but we have to fix the system.
I'm not in a position to do that.
I'm not an elected office, but I'm a voice on this.
You asked me a question.
I told you what I thought.
And I've always pushed when it came to immigration policy, including speaking on lots of different platforms.
I think we should have an immediate immigration matorium so we don't allow anybody else in our country until we figure out who's in here.
My biggest fear right now is sleeper cells and terrorist threats.
We saw what four in a span of 10 days, and I think there's going to be a lot more.
So that's really where my focus is.
It's national security, but I speak on immigration.
I don't practice immigration law because I don't believe in the system.
I think it's broken.
And I think we're allowing people in our country.
And some of them, again, they really want the American dream, but I don't think Americans are being lifted up.
And that's the government's fault.
I'm not going to sit here and just blame places like India and China.
stork nine one in unknown
Oh, I'm sorry.
I have to push back on that.
India has nearly 4% of their entire GDP is remittances.
Germany just signed a deal to actually bring in workers into Germany because they finally just fucking got tired of pulling in all the Muslims and everything for jobs at this point.
Because their replacement rate is low enough.
I mean, that's what they're doing.
And when it comes to remittances, like from or to each of the countries, it's like in the trillions, I think, to India.
I've looked at this before.
But I mean, it's just, it's fucking insane.
The entire GDP.
I think it's the economic policy of India to have people go and send money back home.
That's why I'm picking out on this right now because I agree Somali is bad, but I mean, every week we have people trying to call in on this H-1B stuff.
Look at all the trucker shit from last year.
Like, it's bad.
And India, I believe they ended up looking up per countries on these CDLs.
India was like the top country on that shit.
That's why I'm picking out India.
And because I couldn't find anything about you with H-1Bs, that's why I wanted to call and ask you this question.
mehek cooke
I hope I answered your question.
tim pool
Yeah, she seems to be pretty opposed to it.
stork nine one in unknown
But I just, it's no talent that I can fucking find in that system.
That's why I keep battering on about it or pattering off.
Slavery Never Happened Myth 00:04:47
stork nine one in unknown
I apologize.
So, I don't know if you want to add anything.
So, I apologize.
tim pool
No, do you want to add anything or shine anything out?
stork nine one in unknown
No, that's pretty much it.
I do want to shout out Aiden Paladin.
She's got an amazing channel.
I believe she's been a guest on the show before.
She's had views drop a little bit recently.
A little bit of shadow banning going on there because she's honestly had some amazing.
tim pool
Everyone's saying the same thing.
Everyone's saying, oh, I must be getting censored.
Views are down.
No, it's AI exponential increase.
And 30% of YouTube right now is AI content.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
tim pool
Speaking of AI, and it's reaction videos to AI content.
There's videos where people react to fake videos because it just, it's easy viral bait.
unidentified
Oh, fuck yeah.
stork nine one in unknown
It's horrible.
But no, I wanted to shout out that and get a shout out for Phil because I know he's, you know, I don't know if he's still in the hospital or what's not going, but he was talking to Josie or whatever on Twitter about it and sad to see that.
tim pool
So yeah, I think it'll be all right.
I'm keeping up with him.
We hope he's doing well.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
stork nine one in unknown
Yeah, you guys are gonna boost.
Yeah, oh, uh, Scottish Terror Todd, how you doing?
tate brown
I gotta say, how are you doing on Patriot?
tim pool
Right on, man.
Thanks for calling in.
tate brown
Go on and have a good night, dude.
mehek cooke
Thank you.
tim pool
All right.
Next up, we've got BD Actual.
What's going on, brother?
unidentified
Hello, Mr. Tim Cast in your gaggle of anti-democratic, right-wing, Nazi goons.
tate brown
You clawed again.
tim pool
Gooners.
unidentified
God.
tim pool
Nazi goons.
unidentified
Gooners.
Gooning.
All right.
Well, I have a question for the gooners.
Do you?
I bet you wish that slavery.
tim pool
What do you wish slavery never happened?
unidentified
Whoa.
Yes.
Yes.
You wish slavery never happened?
tate brown
Does slavery never happened?
tim pool
I know this joke.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Do you wish slavery never happened because white supremacists wish slavery never happened?
Because it means no black people would be in the United States.
unidentified
Yeah.
Well, you know, I've joked.
Well, at least whoever that guy is with the poofy hair, he said it.
tim pool
Tate?
unidentified
You have no black friends?
tim pool
What's that?
unidentified
Huh?
You have no black friends, Tate.
Huh?
tate brown
No.
unidentified
You admit it.
tate brown
I don't.
I live in Northern Virginia.
It's all Indians.
unidentified
Oh, that's funny.
All right.
All right.
Well, I have another question for you.
All right.
What is it?
Because you're anti-democratic.
All right.
Do you think it's okay that we have this quarter Korean white supremacist majority oppressing all these other minorities on this channel?
tim pool
Or where?
unidentified
In general.
tim pool
Well, Koreans are the superior race.
So I'm honored and privileged to have even an ounce of their blood in me, even a drop.
And, you know, the reality is we're just better than white people.
tate brown
Yeah.
tim pool
I'm allowed to say that.
That's the structure of politics in this country is that I can literally go out and say, my race is superior to white people.
And there's no negative repercussion whatsoever.
I will not get banned.
In fact, they'll probably clap for me.
unidentified
Well, what I was actually asking was: do you think it's okay that we have courageous and great in this country that vote a particular way and then their votes get shut out by this white majority of the country?
tim pool
Oh, you're saying I'm being oppressed?
unidentified
You are oppressing.
Well, you know, though.
tim pool
I'm trying my hardest.
You know, I got all these white people working for me and I get to call them names.
tate brown
Yeah, we're trying to unionize, but it's not working.
West Virginia, dude.
tim pool
Well, the problem is because I'm a minority when they go to the office and say, we're trying to unionize.
unidentified
Why?
tim pool
Are our Asian bosses mean to us?
tate brown
What are you trying to lynch them?
Like, what are you trying to do?
tim pool
Whoa, whoa.
unidentified
You look too white for this right now.
Okay.
Like, I'm trying to let other people be oppressed.
You can't be oppressed right now.
tim pool
I'm Chinese.
libby emmons
I thought you were Korean.
unidentified
I Chinese now.
tim pool
I'm not making fun of Chinese people because Asians are all the same thing, right?
They all look the same.
What does anyone else know?
tate brown
Yes, but in quotation marks.
tim pool
I actually don't have a good Korean impersonation.
unidentified
Really?
Yeah.
Well, you know what?
I just think that if all black people are voting a particular way, they should be able to get their way.
Asian Bosses Mean to Us 00:02:08
tate brown
Hello.
I'm from Pyongyang.
tim pool
I don't think they'd be more like, oh, hello, I am a man from Pyongyang.
I do not eat very good.
tate brown
I need to launch the rocket with a rolled off.
unidentified
Over to Japan.
tim pool
Imagine Kim Jong-un.
unidentified
Don't sound like this.
tate brown
No, they sound like alphas.
tim pool
They sound like Kim Jong-un just has like this deep voice.
tate brown
Sounds like the most alpha.
Kim Jong-un.
That's how he sounds.
I saw a video.
Him talking to Trump.
They're chopping it up.
tim pool
I don't believe you.
tate brown
All right, fine.
tim pool
Just I like the photo of Trump putting the skateboard on the DMZ with Kim Jong-un.
You see that one?
unidentified
Yeah, that one's funny.
tate brown
Wait, Trump can shred?
tim pool
Yeah, haven't you seen the AI videos of Trump shredding?
tate brown
You can shred the NAR.
unidentified
I don't know that.
tim pool
Shred the NAR.
tate brown
I follow it.
tim pool
No one has ever said those words before.
tate brown
It's called Korean slang, dude.
You ain't good.
tim pool
Gleaming the Cube.
Literally, no one ever said that either.
tate brown
Gleaming the Cube?
tim pool
Yeah, it's a movie.
tate brown
Oh, that's a movie.
carter banks
Yeah, so that was your immediate thought on that.
tim pool
Gleaming the Cube.
tate brown
Yeah, that'd be kind of.
tim pool
That's like there's a movie called Gleaming the Cube, and it's a nonsense statement that they thought was a reference to skateboarding because some skateboarders said it randomly because skateboarders are probably on drugs.
But it also kind of sounds like something Ian would just blurt out, assuming you would understand what he was saying.
tate brown
Yeah.
tim pool
It's like you ever like do DMT and then you're like gleaming the cube.
You're like, Ian, what?
tate brown
We're going to go gleam that cube later.
You want to join?
It's going to be sick.
carter banks
It's kind of like Blizzard.
tate brown
You can't find a good ungleamed cube anymore.
You know, they have all been gleamed already.
tim pool
It means pushing your skills to the limits or life to the absolute edge.
It originated in a thrasher interview where skater Gary Scott Davis asked someone if they had ever gleamed inside a cube, which was considered gibberish at the time.
libby emmons
And still.
tim pool
Indeed.
tate brown
Does that answer your question?
tim pool
Gleamed inside a cube.
unidentified
It does.
I was dying to know about the gleamed cube.
Wholesome Racist Joke Gone Wrong 00:07:11
unidentified
Good.
tate brown
That's why you call.
That's why you pay us money to be in the Discord because we answer your questions.
unidentified
Next.
10 bucks a month for three years.
tate brown
Shout something out.
tim pool
Hey, what up, brother?
tate brown
Shout.
tim pool
Shout something out.
unidentified
Ow.
tate brown
Shout it.
You're the shout it.
Out loud.
Shout it.
unidentified
No, I couldn't.
I can't.
I can't shout right now, but I'm a little upset.
You ruined my thing.
And I had a thing, and Tim ruined it, like always.
tate brown
Tim ruined it.
unidentified
I will exit gracefully rather than gleam ungracefully.
tate brown
I respect that.
unidentified
Yeah.
All right.
Bye.
tate brown
See ya.
tim pool
Thanks for calling in, brother.
unidentified
Next.
tim pool
All right.
Last but not least, we've got that one rowdy racer.
What is up?
tate brown
Oh, rowdy racist.
tim pool
Oh, rowdy racist.
unidentified
What's up?
That is not true, Tate, but I appreciate this in the middle.
Good evening, guys.
tate brown
Good evening.
unidentified
I hope you guys are having a good night.
tim pool
So my question is kind of a fun one here.
unidentified
I know we've all, well, Tim, I know you've seen the recent news report of the Quadra amputee guy that apparently shot and killed somebody.
tim pool
There is a video of him shooting a gun, though.
He has nubs.
carter banks
Oh, yeah.
tate brown
Oh, he has nubs.
unidentified
Yeah.
libby emmons
Yeah, he does.
tim pool
He has his upper arm and his thighs.
So he actually, he's not like just a dude on the ground with like just laying there.
He actually has like just above his knee and actually past his elbow.
carter banks
Yes, deceptive advertising.
He's a quadriplegian.
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
But watching him play Cornhole is actually pretty interesting.
unidentified
I've seen him play professionally before.
So it's actually quite impressive.
However, in a hypothetical scenario here, is in this case, the guy that got killed is an essence got Seth Rich.
tate brown
What do you think the dude who got killed had on Hillary Clinton?
tim pool
Everything.
tate brown
Everything.
tim pool
All that he wanted and more.
tate brown
Tim, do you know what you call a man with the arms and no legs laying in front of a door?
tim pool
Matt?
unidentified
Matt.
tate brown
Okay, do you know what you call a okay, Libby?
What do you call a man in no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
tim pool
Russell.
tate brown
Yeah, I was for Libby, Tim.
That was a dress.
It's not for the panel.
All right, what do you call a man with no arms and no legs mounted on a wall?
Panel.
unidentified
What?
tate brown
Man with no arms and no legs mounted on the wall.
tim pool
For Libby.
libby emmons
No, that's right.
tate brown
I'm expanding to the panel.
She didn't know.
mehek cooke
I didn't know.
tim pool
I have a really bad one.
I got a joke for you about weight.
libby emmons
Paint.
tate brown
Art.
mehek cooke
Oh, my God.
tim pool
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
libby emmons
Peg.
unidentified
Peg.
mehek cooke
Gimp.
tim pool
Eileen.
What do you call?
What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other?
libby emmons
Irene.
unidentified
Yes.
Oh.
tate brown
Oh, more, Grok, more, grok, calm, fired up.
tim pool
Irene, you got it.
unidentified
Irene.
tate brown
You need more.
Fire up, Grok, come on.
tim pool
We used to have these joke books when I was a kid that it was just like super offensive ones.
And have you, do you guys?
So you guys get to know about mama jokes, right?
Do you know about dead baby jokes?
unidentified
What?
No.
tim pool
Yeah.
mehek cooke
Were these in your book?
tim pool
Oh, these are extremely common in the 90s.
Dead babies.
tate brown
Dead baby jokes?
libby emmons
Well, yeah, I mean, we had the Sour Patch kids.
No, what were they?
What were the garbage pal kids?
tim pool
What's grosser than a pile of dead babies?
libby emmons
What's grosser than a pile of dead babies?
unidentified
Yeah.
I don't know.
tim pool
A live one at the bottom eating its way to the top.
tate brown
It's just sad.
libby emmons
Why am I lap?
tate brown
These people are sick.
tim pool
The racism was okay.
unidentified
The racism was great.
tate brown
I was about to say India.
India is grosser than that.
But then you went and made it dark in Twisted.
It was supposed to be a wholesome racist joke.
tim pool
Irene is my favorite one because it's actually two jokes and one joke.
Because Eileen is like, oh, ha ha, Eileen, right?
And then you do the Chinese one, you're being racist.
tate brown
By the way, dead baby, other babies.
tim pool
You guys do know that one, like the one super racist joke, though, right?
unidentified
No.
libby emmons
Which one?
tim pool
What do you call a black man with three PhDs giving a seminar to a university?
libby emmons
Oh, no.
tim pool
You know the answer.
It's brutal.
Yeah, I'm not going to say it.
tate brown
I actually don't know.
I genuinely don't know.
tim pool
The joke is to mention any high prestige job.
Like, what do you call a black man who runs a Fortune 500 company with a success, who has a family, three kids, and attends church every Sunday?
unidentified
Right.
Oh, no.
tim pool
Yeah, the joke is like.
tate brown
What do you call a black father?
tim pool
A good guy.
Dad.
tate brown
I thought such a joke because you say something that doesn't exist.
unidentified
No.
tim pool
The joke is that Tate was the ultimate racist joke.
He still doesn't understand the ultimate racist joke.
carter banks
No, but this was very racist.
tate brown
I thought that's the punchline.
tim pool
There is one answer to every form of this joke.
What do you call a black man who's an ultra-marathon runner, born a wealthy family, went to an Ivy League school, and also runs a successful law firm?
carter banks
Don't be distracted by the qualifications.
tate brown
Mike?
I don't know.
libby emmons
Art.
unidentified
Art.
It's not funny.
tate brown
This is so gay.
unidentified
What?
What's his name?
Who is he?
tate brown
Ben Carson?
He's pretty esteemed.
You know, he's pretty.
He's got some degree.
tim pool
Everyone right now in the chat is probably going, like, I thought Tate was more racist than this.
I can't believe you.
Everyone's like, poor Tate.
No one believes you don't know the answer.
tate brown
Terrence Thomas, I don't know.
He's got degrees.
He can run.
I don't know.
libby emmons
Oh, goodness.
tate brown
A black person with a lot of degrees that can run.
tim pool
Okay, let's try this.
libby emmons
The problem is, Tate.
tim pool
Yeah, exactly.
What do you call a...
tate brown
Oh, the N-word.
unidentified
Oh.
tate brown
Wait, is that not it?
unidentified
That's it.
tate brown
Okay, good.
Oh, that would have been bad.
That would have been bad if that wasn't it.
tim pool
It's a, there's a master peace song that starts out with a kid saying, like, what do you call a black man with three PhDs running down the street?
Like, the joke is to constantly one-up the accolades and skills of this incredible man and then just insult him with a racial slurry.
libby emmons
It's awful.
tim pool
But it was funny that Tate was like, what's happening?
unidentified
I know.
tate brown
I was like, what is this?
unidentified
What's this?
tim pool
He's so not racist, he didn't understand.
tate brown
He's like, maybe we don't need DEI.
tim pool
Tate Brown holding it in.
Crude Polish Light Bulb Jokes 00:04:02
tate brown
Some good ones out there.
I was wrong about them.
tim pool
Oh, here's a good one.
We got one from.
Hold on.
Das Not Cool says, what's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
tate brown
Oh, my God.
tim pool
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
tate brown
That's like, that's Reddit.
That's a Reddit.
I'm calling it a Reddit.
tim pool
Yeah, I had a book just full of all these crazy jokes, and there was a bunch of dead baby ones.
mehek cooke
I've never heard of a dead baby jokes.
tate brown
I don't like that.
I don't like the dead baby jokes.
tim pool
Yeah, really?
unidentified
Yeah, no.
tim pool
Yeah, dead baby jokes were huge in the 90s.
unidentified
Wow.
I must have been a little bit more.
libby emmons
And that was, you know what it is?
It's that abortion wasn't up to a million yet.
So we were like, sort of.
tate brown
There wasn't a guilty confidence.
libby emmons
It wasn't that bad.
tate brown
Oh, it's like real.
That probably happens.
libby emmons
Yeah, no, it's real.
tim pool
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Oh, my God.
I'm not reading that one.
tate brown
Thank you.
libby emmons
That sounds terrible.
tim pool
Yeah, this one's...
Carter's like, no!
We have limits here on Timcast.
Oh, my God.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one dead baby, and a pint of root beer.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
unidentified
Oh, no.
tim pool
Take your boots.
You take your boots off before jumping on the trampoline.
tate brown
People are sick.
tim pool
You guys want to hear a classic racist joke?
libby emmons
Okay.
tim pool
I'm going to say, I'm going to use for the race mixed race Asian.
So that way I'm not racist when I say it.
But it goes, how do you save a mixed race Asian from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Oh, no, that's we had, we had all the Polish jokes when I was growing up because we lived in a semi-Polish neighborhood.
libby emmons
Polish jokes were big where I was, yeah.
tim pool
Yeah, and the funny thing about it is I didn't learn until like several years later the origin of Polish jokes.
So the jokes are always like, let me do this.
Let me do this.
Give me five classic Polish jokes.
mehek cooke
Are you Polish?
unidentified
No.
Oh.
tate brown
It's like the opposite.
tim pool
Yeah, Asian.
Okay.
tate brown
It's like on a space.
tim pool
How do you sink a Polish battleship?
How do you sink a Polish battleship?
You put it in water.
How do you get a one-armed pole ok out of a tree?
Wave.
tate brown
These are good.
tim pool
Let's see.
That one's dumb.
So there were a bunch of, no, no.
Give me more.
tate brown
More.
libby emmons
There were some good Polish light bulb jokes.
I always liked the light bulb jokes.
tim pool
How many Polaks does it take to change a light bulb?
Three.
One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder.
unidentified
That's right.
tim pool
Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
So, the core of Polish jokes are that they're dumb and do dumb things.
And the origin of this is that when people started to encounter Polish immigrants, they found them to be pretty stupid.
Because after when World War II started with the German invasion of Poland and the Russians came in, the first things both Germany and Russia did was execute their thought leaders, their elites, their academics.
So, all that was left was laborers and low-skill workers.
So, basically, Poland, which has been around for a millennia, which had great and tremendous history and success, and very intelligent people, they were all massacred by the Germans and the Soviets.
So, when they fled and came to the United States, it was just a big spattering of low-skill labor.
And everyone was like, Man, these people are so dumb.
And then basically made fun of them being stupid, but it was just because of genocide, which is the best joke of all.
tate brown
Yeah, you know, if you look on the bright side, you know, I mean, Poland's doing a lot better than everybody else now.
Poland's doing great.
tim pool
All right.
tate brown
I don't know.
tim pool
Where were we?
You were, was there anything else you were talking about, or are we just making crude jokes?
unidentified
I think we're just making crude jokes.
Fennel Sausage Brother Offensive 00:01:16
tim pool
You guys are making me live to my name, which is not a racist, but I'll take it.
unidentified
I will leave you with one thing, Tim.
You, being from Chicago as well, I am extremely embarrassed that you do not think that fennel belongs in sausage, which it absolutely does.
And I will die on that hill.
tim pool
Fennel's disgusting.
libby emmons
Fennel is disgusting, and it has no place in sausage.
tim pool
It has no place.
libby emmons
No, or in toothpaste or anywhere else.
Fennel is horrible.
tim pool
I am not afraid of it.
libby emmons
Do you ever like stay over at your hippie friend's house and it's fennel toothpaste and you just want to?
Oh, it's the worst.
tim pool
I would strike him.
libby emmons
No, I would.
You tend to just go to the corner store and get some property.
tim pool
No, I would strike him, and he would say, I know, I'm sorry.
carter banks
Here's the real toothpaste.
tim pool
Right on, man.
Well, you want to shout anything out?
No, you guys have a great night.
Thanks for calling in, brother.
Man, it was fun.
We should do more.
Oh, sorry, brother.
We should do more offensive and racist jokes and then sit there and watch Tate be like, I don't know what's happening.
And it's just, see, Tate's not racist.
It took like five minutes to figure it out.
unidentified
All I have.
libby emmons
That was wonderful.
tim pool
Anyway, guys, we're back tomorrow, of course.
It's going to be fun.
So stay tuned.
Thanks for hanging out, and we will see you all
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