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Oct. 16, 2022 - Timcast IRL - Tim Pool
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Now, enjoy the show. | |
| Vibrating, remote-controlled anal beads! | ||
| So you can cheat at chess. | ||
| I've been playing chess since I was a real little kid, and this is probably not like the most political or controversial, but I really just, I've not talked about any of this, only passively, and I really want to talk about it. | ||
| So we have this story from Daily Mail. | ||
| Exclusive, his game speaks for itself. | ||
| Father of anal beads chess prodigy Hans Niemann defends his son as report reveals he was caught cheating online as recently as two years ago. | ||
| All right, for those that don't know the story, there's this dude, his name is Hans Niemann. | ||
| He got really, really good at chess, really fast, and it's so crazy they think he's cheating. | ||
| But how is he cheating? | ||
| They don't know. | ||
| So someone makes up an insane story that he's got vibrating, remote-controlled anal beads in his butt that vibrate Morse code to explain to him the moves to make. | ||
| Now, moves in chess is actually really simple. | ||
| It's like, you would say something like, how does chess move? | ||
| It describes like d4. | ||
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Yeah it's like D to 4 or whatever. | |
| Yeah it'll just say like D to 4 and then it'll be like D is a pawn and it moves to 4 so it's clearly marking the pawn or whatever. | ||
| D2 to D4. | ||
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Right. | |
| So in order to transfer the information to someone, so basically how it works is, let's say dude's playing the game of chess. | ||
| Just at a table. | ||
| And then the opponent moves a piece. | ||
| And then he doesn't know what to do, but then he feels... And it's like, okay, A, B, C, 1, 2, boom, and then he moves it right away. | ||
| And so what they were saying is that his moves were too quick, he didn't consider them fast enough, and that his moves were atypical, so he must have vibrating anal beads! | ||
| So is there like an AI that's deciding these moves? | ||
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Yes. | |
| Okay. | ||
| So I tried this out. | ||
| So what I did was I pulled up two instances of chess.com and I made the computers play themselves. | ||
| And then that's basically how it goes. | ||
| If I've got a top level master AI program playing the game, I can watch Luke play and then tell him the moves to make. | ||
| Here's what I gotta say. | ||
| I think the story's bullshit. | ||
| The dude may be cheating, I don't know, there's no evidence. | ||
| And it's become this big controversy that keeps popping up because they've now, like, banned him, they've said he's cheated in the past or whatever, but they've not been able to explain how, sitting down at a table, he's cheating at chess. | ||
| Also, the beads must have been firing, assuming they were in his ass, very quickly. | ||
| If he plays the response very quickly, then it's like... | ||
| Whoa, I know that feeling. | ||
| That means B3 to B7. | ||
| Also, I think he did admit to cheating. | ||
| In the past. | ||
| He said when he was younger, he cheated on some online games, but never in, you know, what is it called? | ||
| Like over the board or whatever? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know enough about anal beads, but would you really be able to discern the signals? | ||
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And is he making them himself, or is this a product that exists out there? | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | ||
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Who developed the AI for this? | |
| Well, no, no, no. | ||
| Someone is watching his game. | ||
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Someone is watching. | |
| And then pressing the anal bead button over and over again to signal. | ||
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I mean, there is precedent for that in gambling. | |
| It's usually not anal beads, but you have something on your leg, under your pants. | ||
| You have a, you have your friend watching. | ||
| He's kind of through Morse code transmitting something to you. | ||
| And then you kind of know where the dealer is and what, and you're, and you beat the, there's a scene in casino where they catch somebody doing that. | ||
| Like how could you, in gambling, how can someone signal you to cheat? | ||
| I guess if like you're counting cards. | ||
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Counting cards is the big thing. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, so when you're playing Blackjack, it's actually ridiculously easy to count cards. | ||
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It is. | |
| It's, uh, I don't know, like I've never actually done it, but it's basically, what is it, whenever you see a low card, you add one. | ||
| I think so, I believe so. | ||
| So you're just tracking numbers, so it's like, so the dealer will go 2, 3, 6, 7, and then you go 1, 2, 3, 4, and now the count is 4. | ||
| And then they go Jack, Queen, Ace, King, and you go minus 1 for each of the face cards. | ||
| When the count is high, you start betting bigger and bigger, because it means face cards are going to start coming up. | ||
| That means the dealer busts more, and that means you get 20 more often. | ||
| I guess the idea there is one person's counting, and everyone else is playing. | ||
| And then if everyone had anal beads vibrating in their asses, the person who's watching the count can vibrate when it's time to bet. | ||
| The comments on this story are pretty cheeky. | ||
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Oh, oh, we have a joke. | |
| We have one by Sartek saying K4 to KY. | ||
| Another the top comment on the Daily Mail is by here we go again. | ||
| 999 who says when I was nine years old, my uncle tried to get me to | ||
| cheat using it in a. | ||
| Anal bead. | ||
| The weirdest thing is I didn't even play chess. | ||
| That's a good one. | ||
| You know, I hope he is cheating. | ||
| You know why? | ||
| He'll have broken chess. | ||
| It's done. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Is it? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What about the Neuralink? | ||
| Or what about the, you know, contact lenses that will have interfaces? | ||
| Well, let's be real. | ||
| There's no real difference. | ||
| A Neuralink is a cybernetic device hooked into your body to transmit information. | ||
| Vibrating anal beads are the exact same thing, right? | ||
| Inserted into the body, transmitting information, albeit rudimentary, but there you go. | ||
| I'm still hooked on these, how fast the anal beads were pulsing in his butt, because... | ||
| In order for him to respond, the guy was saying he responded quickly, and then he resigned, but how quickly? | ||
| Was it like instantaneous? | ||
| Because then no beads. | ||
| I mean, unless he's mastered the language of the beads. | ||
| That long zap was like four beats and then six beats. | ||
| And what if he gets it wrong too, you know? | ||
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And how fast is the bead operator? | |
| Like, he's got to be fast. | ||
| Yeah, he's got to be quick with it. | ||
| And how is the bead operator watching it? | ||
| Hey guys, hey guys, this story is definitely making a buzz. | ||
| You know what I think? | ||
| I think it's possible he may be cheating. | ||
| And I think they used the anal beads thing because it was an attack on his character, on his masculinity. | ||
| Because they didn't know how he was doing it. | ||
| They thought he was doing it, they couldn't prove it. | ||
| So somebody made up a fake story to just try and embarrass him to an extreme degree. | ||
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So talking out of their ass. | |
| There you go. | ||
| Someone else wrote, he cheated over a hundred times. | ||
| No way such a prolific cheater just stops cheating. | ||
| Also look at who his teacher is, Maxine Doolgey, who was also caught cheating. | ||
| I mean, what if they implanted under the back of his eye? | ||
| A small thing that can vibrate. | ||
| Like they say it's anal beads. | ||
| It's insulting. | ||
| He could have something maybe in his finger, who knows, in his hand. | ||
| How could you do anything about that? | ||
| He said he would play naked. | ||
| It's like, right. | ||
| And if he's got an implant that vibrates. | ||
| You could tell. | ||
| A very small remote controlling vibrator and he can feel it or not even that. | ||
| What if it's a very small device that gives him a tiny shock for real. | ||
| That's the thing. | ||
| Like you could have a remote control thing that he just feels a pinch. | ||
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He has to play naked and cut open in several spots. | |
| Faraday cage. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's what I was thinking. | ||
| You gotta stick him in a Faraday cage for the ultimate championship. | ||
| And you can never do it. | ||
| And that means if he's truly figured out how to get this done, chess is over. | ||
| Yeah, seriously. | ||
| Because he can be sitting down at any event, anywhere, and there's nothing they can do about it unless they make him play in a Faraday cage. | ||
| It's like an argument against transhumanism, you know? | ||
| You can't play chess anymore, guys. | ||
| You broke chess, come on. | ||
| I mean, or any other game, like Magic the Gathering for that instance. | ||
| Yeah, seriously, seriously, good point. | ||
| You know, I think the story may be true because Ian and I would play Magic the Gathering quite a bit, and it just doesn't make sense that Ian would ever be able to beat me, so I'm assuming he has anal beads. | ||
| That's the only way. | ||
| I do have anal beads, but that's not how I was beating you. | ||
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TMI, TMI. | |
| I was considering it, but I've never done it before. | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| You know, Magic the Gathering card names have upwards of 20 to 40 characters, and they're | ||
| using the full alphabet with numbers, so that means whoever is transmitting him the data | ||
| had to punch in Morse code for full words, like, dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee. | ||
| Yeah, but I requested it in Cyrillic because I like the variety. | ||
| There's 33 letters. | ||
| Yo, we should do this for the vlog. | ||
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Okay. | |
| You're like sitting there and then he goes, and then Luke's sitting behind me and he's going like, pressing a button. | ||
| And then I'm like, what are you looking at? | ||
| And you're just like, hold on, hold on. | ||
| I gotta take a crap. | ||
| But you gotta, you gotta over exaggerate it. | ||
| like let's let's play on it being like too powerful and then we just treat it | ||
| as normal The other players just like not reacting like it's not a big deal. | ||
| Oh yeah, this is gonna be good. | ||
| Luke is like using morse code anal bead vibrators to tell Ian that I've got a monocrypt. | ||
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| Mm hmm. | ||
| It'd be like walking behind you. | ||
| You know, the gag would be that instead of just telling you the name of the card, | ||
| Luke, like types out into a computer, this really long and verbose message. | ||
| And then you go, you just know more. | ||
| You just got it down. | ||
| It just doesn't stop. | ||
| He puts the counter spell on the left side of his hand. | ||
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And I'm like, too much information. | |
| I think Tim just drew another counter spell, but I'm not sure. | ||
| It's a mana drain. | ||
| Yeah, it's definitely a mana drain. | ||
| You should keep some land open to counter his counter when he plays it. | ||
| And I would say maybe you shouldn't play Urza too early. | ||
| Also, what did you want for lunch? | ||
| I think I'm gonna order chicken nuggets. | ||
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You can see me texting it like really fast. | |
| And then I forgot it's Morse Code, so it's literally like... | ||
| Forget what I just said. | ||
| And I'm like, I can't! | ||
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All players have to have a full Taco Bell meal. | |
| Yes, he has Taco Bell before the meal. | ||
| And at the end I'm like outside running, it's still buzzing. | ||
| Now that we've sufficiently wasted your time for 10 minutes, you guys see that I think it might have been CNBC where the guy said that he went to Taco Bell and he knows inflation is high because Taco Bell lunch cost him $28. | ||
| Whoa! | ||
| Now hold on there, for real? | ||
| What are you buying? | ||
| Yeah, I don't know about that. | ||
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It's not that expensive. | |
| That's my question. | ||
| Dude, I could not eat Taco Bell. | ||
| Like, you couldn't pay me to eat Taco Bell. | ||
| Yeah, it's kind of gross. | ||
| It's crazy disgusting. | ||
| Even compared to something like Del Taco, especially after living in L.A. | ||
| for three years, I can't eat that. | ||
| I actually, yo, I can't eat fast food at all. | ||
| I get really sick. | ||
| So, like, what did I eat today? | ||
| Oh, I had chicken and shrimp fajitas. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Yeah, just chicken, shrimp, peppers and onions and tomato. | ||
| Yeah, good. | ||
| And then I had probably like a pint of sour cream. | ||
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Oh, right. | |
| That sounds good. | ||
| Just a pint. | ||
| No, actually probably like three ounces of sour cream. | ||
| Berries and yogurt. | ||
| Bagel with a bunch of meat on there. | ||
| Is this your bottom friendly menu? | ||
| Hey there. | ||
| Do you guys remember that? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, that was great. | ||
| What was that exactly? | ||
| It was, it was great when, uh, what was it Grubhub? | ||
| No, it wasn't Grubhub. | ||
| Who did the bottom friendly menu? | ||
| It was one of those. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Delivery. | ||
| Did you see this? | ||
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No, I didn't. | |
| I did keep trying to order sandwiches from Grindr. | ||
| Great guys would show up with no sandwiches. | ||
| How long have you had that one ready to go? | ||
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Sandwiches from Grindr. | |
| Postmates. | ||
| I just looked it up. | ||
| Postmates had the Eat With Pride. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The bottom friendly menu was food you could eat that won't give you diarrhea. | ||
| It's like, what the fuck dude? | ||
| It wasn't diarrhea. | ||
| Yeah, it was food that wouldn't give you diarrhea. | ||
| It's food that you, you know... You can take it in the ass and then you don't shit it all over the dick. | ||
| The point of the food was that you wouldn't get loose stools. | ||
| It would give you firm and stiff stools. | ||
| We don't have to get into the nitty-gritty here. | ||
| So you could get fucked in the ass by your boyfriend. | ||
| And that was, I tweeted about this, I was like, I never thought, here's the food you can eat so you don't shit on a dick when you're getting fucked in the ass would be a marketing campaign for a delivery service, but here we are. | ||
| Do you think they had that exact phrase in the board meeting when they were deciding this? | ||
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There was a whiteboard where this was all being mapped out. | |
| But it was! | ||
| They were like, what's one thing that really is concerning to our LGBT customers? | ||
| Like, well, a lot of guys are concerned about shitting on a dick. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| They really went for it. | ||
| They literally have, like, two cupcakes looking at, like, what looks like shit from a cup during a commercial. | ||
| Wait, you looked it up? | ||
| Yeah, look up YouTube, Eat With Pride introducing the bottom-friendly menu, and this is officially from the Postmates YouTube channel, and 52 seconds in, you literally see them looking at what looks like shit. | ||
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Well, if you're a top, it seems like you can eat whatever you want. | |
| But if you're a bottom, you're expected to starve? | ||
| Not this pride. | ||
| Introducing the bottom-friendly menu from Postmates. | ||
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| Insoluble fiber won't help you feel cute, so avoid things like whole grains, wheat bran, cauliflower, potatoes, legumes. | ||
| Hold up! | ||
| Are you just fully diving into those beans? | ||
| The problem with these foods is they don't dissolve in water, which could cause a traffic jam in your digestive system, making a mess of your evening. | ||
| Speaking of messy, it's a good idea to avoid dairy. | ||
| I cannot handle lactose right now! | ||
| Look at her! | ||
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If you're going to eat something insoluble, give your body about 24 hours to process all of it. | |
| What were you talking about, Luke? | ||
| They're looking at pretty much shit when it comes to the cup. | ||
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Oh! | |
| You're right! | ||
| Yeah, so that's supposed to represent, like, the shit. | ||
| Loose stools spilling all over the place. | ||
| Too much dairy. | ||
| Dude, it's just so fucked up. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| I mean, at least they're promoting, like, healthy food options. | ||
| You know, if you saw the stuff they were sliding down there, it's better than going and eating a bunch of fast food, I guess. | ||
| I think they should have just went for it and been like, this Valentine's Day, don't shit on a dick. | ||
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That's it. | |
| Yeah, they might as well. | ||
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Fits well on a candy heart, too. | |
| That's right. | ||
| Yeah, don't shit on a dick. | ||
| Wow, man. | ||
| And we got to this because we were talking... Is this a really ass-heavy members-only show? | ||
| Yeah, the anal beads will get you there. | ||
| The anal beads. | ||
| I had to confirm this guy's Taco Bell story about... He said he spent $28 on his Taco Bell meal. | ||
| You get some tacos for $3. | ||
| I'm looking at their menu. | ||
| So that's still like seven tacos. | ||
| That will have you shitting yourself. | ||
| Yeah, here, look, look, look. | ||
| Washington Post, I tried to eat a $28 Taco Bell lunch and failed. | ||
| I gotta say, I didn't believe it. | ||
| I'm like, I mean, even, I get that it's expensive, but $28? | ||
| Maybe he meant he got lunch with someone. | ||
| Is he obese? | ||
| No, no. | ||
| Could be. | ||
| Here, look, look, look. | ||
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And admittedly, you wanna know how bad inflation is? | |
| Yesterday, yes, I had a nice lunch at Taco Bell. | ||
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Cost me about $28 at Taco Bell for lunch. | |
| People need to pay for those things, and they do that. | ||
| Maybe he was with two people. | ||
| Had to, I would think he had. | ||
| But even then! | ||
| Where was he? | ||
| 14 bucks for one person? | ||
| Dude, the combos are like 8, 9, 10 bucks. | ||
| Yeah, 8, 9, 10 bucks per person, so it's like three people. | ||
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This was his late, he's calling it lunch, but this was like his 4am fourth meal type of deal. | |
| Fourth meal, right. | ||
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After hitting the bars. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh no, yeah, Cavuto said you spent $28 at Taco Bell just yourself, and the guy says yes. | ||
| The clip has 3.6 million views. | ||
| So there was a- No, there's the breakdown. | ||
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Oh good. | |
| Oh, is it really? | ||
| Yeah, look at that. | ||
| Eight soft tacos is $25. | ||
| Okay, that's fucked up. | ||
| Who eats eight? | ||
| Three double steak grilled cheese burritos. | ||
| No one eats- $25. | ||
| Even if I opted for an alcoholic beverage to go with the meal, those are $7 at most. | ||
| Well, they have those Taco Bell nightclubs now where you can get booze. | ||
| So he might've gotten some booze. | ||
| Most, you know, booze drinks. | ||
| I'm not going to call shenanigans on this. | ||
| Are you familiar? | ||
| You guys aren't familiar with Mayonnaise Gate? | ||
| So this restaurant did an interview and they said inflation's really bad. | ||
| We're spending $200 a week more on mayonnaise. | ||
| And then the restaurant told the local news. | ||
| The RNC of North Carolina, the GOP of North Carolina picked up the story and then said due to Bidenflation this restaurant has spent $200 a week for mayonnaise. | ||
| Liberals picked it up and said inflation's at 5%. | ||
| That would mean they're spending 2,000 whatever dollars on mayonnaise or 4,000 something per week on mayonnaise. | ||
| This is such fake bullshit. | ||
| This restaurant owner is just lying to smear Joe Biden. | ||
| So me, not being a fucking idiot, called the restaurant. | ||
| It's called Journalism. | ||
| And I asked to speak with the owner. | ||
| And then I said, I saw a recent story in the news that you were spending $200 a week on mayonnaise. | ||
| And he goes, Yeah, yeah. | ||
| And then I was like, how does that break down? | ||
| And he's like, what did he say? | ||
| We buy about 25-gallon bins of mayonnaise per week, and they raise the price by about 10 bucks for each one. | ||
| And so, you know, we use mayonnaise for all of our dressings, for our sandwiches, and it's used in a lot of our recipes. | ||
| So we do go through quite a bit. | ||
| It's about 10, what did he say, 10 five-gallon drums, and the price went up 18 bucks, something like that. | ||
| And he goes, so it comes out to a couple hundred bucks per week. | ||
| And then I was like, oh, well, why are those people saying you're lying about? | ||
| He's like, I have no idea. | ||
| He's like, we're getting, his restaurant was getting review bombed by leftists saying that he was lying about his mayonnaise. | ||
| And then I said, what's your capacity? | ||
| He said, 250 people. | ||
| And I was like, are you typically full? | ||
| And he was like, yeah, we're actually, you know, we're fairly full. | ||
| And then I said, so you have 250 people in. | ||
| On average, during your peak hours, so maybe between four hours throughout the day, you've got 250 people and they're going to eat for about a half an hour each on average. | ||
| So we're talking about almost 2,000 people per day coming in. | ||
| Yeah, he needs a lot of mayonnaise. | ||
| But these people don't care to actually look into it. | ||
| They just assume that makes no sense. | ||
| So dude maybe spent $28. | ||
| Maybe he went in there and it was a more expensive Taco Bell. | ||
| Maybe it was in New York City. | ||
| Maybe, because I see the soft tacos are $1.69 on the website, but this is saying that six of those is $20.25. | ||
| That's a misrepresentation of the cost. | ||
| Of course, it says there's nacho cheese with it. | ||
| I don't think that's going to be like $8 or $10. | ||
| So it could have been a more expensive one, New York City one, yeah. | ||
| He said the order on Twitter was a Burrito Supreme, Nachos Bel Grande, one Large Mountain Dew, Nacho Cheese Doritos Loco Supreme, and Nacho Cheese Cheesy Gordita Crunch. | ||
| I mean, that's a fucking hefty lunch, guys. | ||
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Yeah, seriously. | |
| Who eats that much Taco Bell, dude? | ||
| Here's the other thing. | ||
| So Taco Bell did all that weird shit. | ||
| We went to Applebee's. | ||
| They have Cheetos Chicken. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think I ate one of those. | ||
| Yeah, they crush up Flamin' Hot Cheetos and then roll the chicken in it. | ||
| And it's the stupidest thing I've ever eaten. | ||
| I saw some article about like how that's one of the most addictive things now. | ||
| There's like super hot foods like, uh, what do you call it? | ||
| Like, um, Takis, I think? | ||
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The super hot, yeah, hot Cheetos as well. | |
| It's very, very addictive. | ||
| The chemicals they use to make it that super high spicy. | ||
| It just ruins your gut. | ||
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Right. | |
| It absolutely just not only gives you mud butt, but it just fucks up your digestion. | ||
| Why did South Park do that gag about Chipotle making your ass bleed? | ||
| Like, Chipotle's actually pretty good. | ||
| I had it last night. | ||
| It was really good, yeah. | ||
| It wasn't too salty, it was low-sodium. | ||
| They cook the chicken breast, they chop it up, the vegetables are made right there, you can watch it happen. | ||
| They still use inflammatory seed oils. | ||
| I got no tortilla, I just got a bowl. | ||
| It was the meat, salsa, chicken, yeah. | ||
| So what, I wonder if the seed oils thing, because I probably cut that out. | ||
| Cuz what I've been eating like for breakfast is just bacon and eggs and then for dinner. | ||
| I've been having Like we've been doing like Grilled chicken with like asparagus. | ||
| Yeah, so that's it's hard to know exactly what cut out Changes your diet makes you healthier. | ||
| I lost a lot of weight since last year But it was like really within the one month period all the weight just came off when I cut out Grains and fried food and stuff like that, and I would still eat every so often like chicken like chicken wings and stuff like that So I'm I'm wondering what it really is and it maybe it's the seed oils They're inflammatory. | ||
| Maybe that's it. | ||
| Maybe it was fucking up my digestion or something. | ||
| Yeah, your gut's not able to handle it. | ||
| It's not natural. | ||
| It's not something your body could naturally, you know, take and process. | ||
| So obviously, it creates a lot of problems for a lot of people, and there's a lot of scientific studies highlighting how it's the key vector for not just inflammation, but obesity, lots of fat, lots of mental health problems. | ||
| So I think it's all correlated. | ||
| Now I just chug heavy whipping cream. | ||
| I knew a guy who used to drink. | ||
| He's had a glass of heavy whipping cream for breakfast. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| How long did he keep that up? | ||
| He was ripped. | ||
| He was crazy ripped. | ||
| He was doing keto. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So he was talking about how he used to be like fairly average, a little flabby. | ||
| And then he went full keto, which is heavy fats. | ||
| He's like, my breakfast is a glass of heavy whipping cream. | ||
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Nothing else. | |
| His lunch was like tuna and avocado, but mostly avocado. | ||
| And he was like Thor, Chris Hemsworth ripped. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| So I don't have a full glass. | ||
| I have about a fourth of a cup of heavy cream in my coffee. | ||
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Just go. | |
| And that's my breakfast. | ||
| And then an hour later, about two hours later, I'll have two eggs, two bacon. | ||
| And then I have a protein bar for lunch around one. | ||
| And then for dinner, I'll have like grilled chicken or something. | ||
| Are you doing the those those protein protein bars? | ||
| The outright ones. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The cookies and cream ones. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I've been eating those lately. | ||
| There is high fructose in it. | ||
| Yeah, it's in the Oreos though, so it's not that much. | ||
| Have you looked into what seed oils are in those? | ||
| Don't we have some over there? | ||
| You could probably throw them over here if you want to find some, but I stay away from any of that. | ||
| As soon as I see canola oil, which is pretty much in everything, especially in the supermarket, I'm like, I don't want it. | ||
| Every pretzel, every potato chip, all of that. | ||
| It's just when I'm when sir when Serge walks past the cameras | ||
| He's got the the five camera thing pulled up. You can see the people don't know the layout of the room | ||
| They don't know where everyone's sitting. So as he walks past the cameras, you can tell where each camera is. Oh | ||
| Cool I love the wide shots. | ||
| Oh here. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| What's on the back there? | ||
| Outright. | ||
| So this is Mark Lobliner. | ||
| He's been a guest on the show. | ||
| He's a cool dude. | ||
| I think this is pretty good. | ||
| I like Mark. | ||
| Mark has some good products. | ||
| So some of the bars are just legit. | ||
| But some of them do have, like, Oreos in them. | ||
| I mean, this is fully hydrogenated vegetable oil, including cotton seeds, soybean, and rapeseed. | ||
| Yeah, that's horrible. | ||
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It's also got... I haven't eaten them. | |
| Vanilla in an artificial flavor. | ||
| Yeah, this one's got a lot of... It's got canola oil in it, also. | ||
| Let me see it. | ||
| Let me see. | ||
| Palm oil, as well. | ||
| But here's the thing. | ||
| The bar itself is peanut butter. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| The peanut butter is hydrogenated vegetable oil, cottonseed, soy. | ||
| Yup. | ||
| So the peanut butter he's using ain't so good. | ||
| Salt, molasses, and monoglycerides, honey, whey protein. | ||
| So I think the issue is the bulk ingredients. | ||
| He's probably like the peanut butter is fine. | ||
| It's got honey and whey, but when they add the cookies and cream, it's Oreos and the Oreos are basically cardboard. | ||
| Yeah, Oreos it's pretty much, especially the filling, seed oils and high fructose corn syrup. | ||
| That's all it is. | ||
| We bought a whole bunch downstairs. | ||
| We got all of them. | ||
| I got red velvet cheesecake stuffed cookies. | ||
| Why would you do this? | ||
| We're experimenting on our employees. | ||
| Yeah, but you could buy- Like Zuckerberg. | ||
| You could buy natural alternatives that don't have any of the bullshit. | ||
| I know, I know, but I was like, hey, let's buy all this, and people can have snacks, and then we'll actually see how people feel, and if it ends up being bad, then we'll just never do it again. | ||
| But we got cookies, crackers, it's like, there's a lot of candy, Then there's a lot of, like, peanut butter crackers, and there's, like, cheese and chive crackers, and, like, Lindor truffles. | ||
| And, like, it's all pretty good quality stuff. | ||
| And then we got some Oreos and some Chips Ahoy. | ||
| And if we see a negative impact from it, like, it really does go bad for people, then we'll never do it again. | ||
| I'm trying to get people to work out here. | ||
| I'm trying to get people to eat right here. | ||
| You're freaking getting Oreos and just shoving them down everyone's throat. | ||
| There's no snacks anymore. | ||
| The basement was empty with snacks. | ||
| I could give you good snacks. | ||
| I could tell you the snacks to get that actually don't poison people. | ||
| There's good snacks. | ||
| I love snacks. | ||
| I have a lot of good snacks that don't poison people that have no seed oils and vegetables. | ||
| I'm looking for a good cheese cracker. | ||
| Cheesy something. | ||
| Like a salty cheesy thing. | ||
| Whole Foods has a good cracker that doesn't have any of the bullshit in it. | ||
| I forgot the name of it, but I could tell you. | ||
| You shouldn't eat gluten. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| We got gluten free Oreos. | ||
| Gluten. | ||
| Made of rice. | ||
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How long do people have to survive for this to be a success or failure? | |
| I think what we'll do is, like, people will eat the stuff and we'll see how people are, how often they're feeling sick or whatever, and then at the end of the month we'll make a determination if we should never buy the stuff again. | ||
| Or just buy the good stuff. | ||
| Or just be like, hey Luke, what's the good stuff that doesn't kill people? | ||
| What if the good stuff makes them sick too? | ||
| I doubt that. | ||
| I highly doubt that. | ||
| I'm just saying, like, this is normal, conventional snacks, like crackers, cheese. | ||
| Like, there's some good things out there, like dark chocolate, like cacao. | ||
| Like, dude, that's really good for you. | ||
| We got oat milk chocolate. | ||
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Right, I saw those. | |
| We got oat milk. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Super LA. | ||
| Stop it! | ||
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No! | |
| What do you mean? | ||
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Almond milk, oat milk, all of that. | |
| Fucking high fructose corn syrup, shit ton of sugar, shit ton of oils. | ||
| Fuck oat milk. | ||
| Fuck almond milk. | ||
| Fuck all those artificial milks. | ||
| Well, I think you're a bigot. | ||
| Is it the additives? | ||
| They're all artificial bullshit. | ||
| It's all fucking nasty shit. | ||
| Stay away from that shit. | ||
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You got your bowl of pesto with your... I got my fucking whole fucking cow milk right from the fucking cow titties. | |
| Fucking right in there. | ||
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I got fucking non-sweetened yogurt. | |
| I got kefir with no fucking sugar and all that any bullshit. | ||
| That's good for you. | ||
| That's what we should be doing. | ||
| Yeah, with good fucking ingredients, right? | ||
| There's tikka masala with all these fucking soy oils. | ||
| We made sure there's no fucking soy canola oil. | ||
| It's all fucking butter, ghee, tallow. | ||
| That's all you fucking need. | ||
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Ghee is great. | |
| I'm actually using duck fat to cook all my food. | ||
| It's what they use in Singapore. | ||
| And I was like, huh, I'm just going to try this out. | ||
| And it's fantastic. | ||
| Yeah, food tastes better. | ||
| You're a lot fucking healthier. | ||
| Your body doesn't have to deal with bullshit that it's not used to dealing with. | ||
| Dude, ghee is nice. | ||
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This is like the Wilford Brimley oatmeal commercial. | |
| But if you make your own oat milk or almond milk, you're okay? | ||
| Is that what you found? | ||
| Because I've done it. | ||
| You just blend up the almonds, soak them overnight, blend them up. | ||
| They have a lot of defensive chemicals. | ||
| So those defensive chemicals are things that irritate the gut and give people gut problems. | ||
| Like sunflower seeds? | ||
| So seeds in general. | ||
| No peanuts? | ||
| Depends. | ||
| Well, you know, there's certain rules, but some seeds have more of a defense chemical than others. | ||
| Those defense chemicals irritate and bother the gut from everything that I'm starting to understand, especially when it comes to carnivore MD, which we should absolutely have on the fucking show. | ||
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Let's do it. | |
| Brilliant guy, scientist. | ||
| He was on the Joe Rogan Experience a bunch of times. | ||
| Carnivore MD. | ||
| He lives in Costa Rica. | ||
| He works with GSP from the UFC. | ||
| And truly a very, very smart guy. | ||
| Doesn't always get it right, but the information he lays out is pretty solid. | ||
| You know what would be funny? | ||
| Oh, go ahead. | ||
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I was just saying, it's also true with things like broccoli and stuff like that, right? | |
| It's like there's so much defensive chemicals and then over time, that's why you eat a bunch of broccoli or whatever. | ||
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It seems like it's a healthy choice, but it's so difficult for your body to digest all that stuff. | |
| Well, kale, especially. | ||
| And especially because it has a lot of glyphosate and a lot of, you know, defensive chemicals. | ||
| You know, it'd be funny if this Hans guy, he's like in the middle of a chess game when all of a sudden he starts like making a look on his face. | ||
| And then all of a sudden he's like, Because the the the controller goes on the fritz and it starts spinning faster and faster and the vibrator because you know vibrators work it's like a little a weight so it spins and then it starts overheating like | ||
| And they're like, what's happening? | ||
| The anal beads, they're overheating! | ||
| His ass just catches on fire. | ||
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He starts smoking. | |
| He shits a fireball out. | ||
| We're gonna have to do that with Ian. | ||
| We have to have smoke. | ||
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We get the smoke machine coming out of his ass. | |
| It could be like a part two of the MTG one you did. | ||
| I'm into it. | ||
| We have the smoke machine, the smoke machine off his ass. | ||
| We do a company, Magic the Gathering tournament, and Ian keeps winning, and then people accuse him of cheating. | ||
| Because like, there's no way he won, this is bullshit! | ||
| He's got anal beads! | ||
| I will beat you blindfolded. | ||
| I like playing blindfolded. | ||
| No, maybe that's too over. | ||
| Yeah, we'll get anal beads, no blindfolds. | ||
| I like this. | ||
| As long as there's smoke and fire coming out of my ass. | ||
| It ends with you going, And then, boom, it just flies across the room and smacks him. | ||
| Like a rocket. | ||
| I'm like, ah! | ||
| And then your pants are shredded and you're like, ah! | ||
| And then someone's like, aha, he was cheating. | ||
| It's like, there's actually no rule against having vibrating anal beads in. | ||
| Now, from this point forward, we can have that rule, but Ian still wins. | ||
| God damn it! | ||
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All totally worth it. | |
| Yeah. | ||
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Totally worth it. | |
| You know, we set up an email for Roberto Jr., our rooster, and we're going to have people who email RobertoJr. | ||
| at TimCast.com. | ||
| We're going to have responses from him, like buck, buck, buck, and stuff like that. | ||
| That's all you'll get. | ||
| And I was just thinking about how funny it is that we're allocating company resources to something so fucking stupid. | ||
| And I just thought about the difference between our generation and the previous where everything was very rigid and stodgy and had to be done right, and now we're kind of just chilling and doing weird-ass shit, and I'm glad that's the case. | ||
| Yeah, that's one of the great things about, I don't know if it's the internet, but this equalizing force is like, you know, entertain funny selves. | ||
| Funny, like, and that's- Just have fun. | ||
| Meta-funny too, like making fun of yourself is fun. | ||
| Do you think this is fairest? | ||
| I, no, not at face value. | ||
| Oh, it's gone now. | ||
| See what happens if you put it underneath the UFO. | ||
| Under like? | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| Like between. | ||
| Is it Ferris? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Negative. | ||
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There you go. | |
| Not that I know of. | ||
| Well, there it is. | ||
| I wonder what it's made of. | ||
| Bronze? | ||
| Aluminum. | ||
| Sounds like metal. | ||
| Something cheap. | ||
| Yeah, it's definitely a metal coating. | ||
| Did you just bite it? | ||
| I tapped it on my tooth. | ||
| How did your teeth feel the vibration? | ||
| All right, well, since we're done talking about anal beads, shitting on dick, and Taco Bell, Jim, thanks for hanging out. | ||
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Absolutely. | |
| Thanks for having me. | ||
| It's been a blast. | ||
| And for everybody who's a member, I hope you enjoyed this. | ||
| I hope you enjoyed whatever the fuck this was. | ||
| We'll see you all next time. |
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