Oct. 14, 2022 - Timcast IRL - Tim Pool
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| I'm surprised they actually put this video out. | ||
| Nancy Pelosi, for some reason, had a film crew on her on January 6th, and then when they start seeing people entering the Capitol grounds, Nancy Pelosi says, this is my moment, the moment I've been waiting for, trespassing on the Capitol grounds, and then threatens to strike Donald Trump and go to jail. | ||
| And I just, I'm really surprised they thought this would be good for them. | ||
| But the question is, why was Nancy Pelosi... Why did she have a film crew with her? | ||
| Okay, maybe it's just her daughter and her daughter was filming. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Why did Nancy Pelosi say, this is what I've been waiting for? | ||
| She was waiting for that? | ||
| Like, she thought that was gonna happen? | ||
| She's waiting for that to happen? | ||
| She wanted it to happen? | ||
| That's really, really weird, isn't it? | ||
| You add all these pieces together, and that's all I have to say, is it's very weird. | ||
| But we'll talk, we'll pull up the story, and then I wonder if they'll actually criminally charge her for threatening the president, although I really don't think so, obviously. | ||
| And then, my friends, we actually have some really interesting media scuttlebutt. | ||
| This one's for all you Trump supporters out there. | ||
| According to internal rumors, Jim Acosta is about to be fired from CNN because he's an anti-Trump lightning rod, and they're trying to clean up their image. | ||
| So reportedly, or I should say, some personalities are saying that he is on the way out. | ||
| So we'll talk about that, plus a whole bunch of other stuff. | ||
| It's Friday. | ||
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| Joining us to talk about this and more, we've got Jessica Vaughn. | ||
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Hi. | |
| Who are you? | ||
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Well, I am a Playboy Playmate who was a lifetime Democratic voter, and I was dark red-pilled by the shutdowns, and so now I'm just taking my audience on the journey of my discoveries about the actual way that reality is constructed. | |
| Yeah, that's cool. | ||
| As soon as you turn off CNN, I guess, things start to change. | ||
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Yes. | |
| And MSNBC. | ||
| And joining us, she's returned. | ||
| I have. | ||
| It's Lydia. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| Lydia Leiterman has returned. | ||
| Thank you so much for having me back, even though I shunned you guys by leaving. | ||
| I'm so sorry. | ||
| I'll never do it again. | ||
| I'm just kidding. | ||
| I'm just here as a guest. | ||
| I'm excited. | ||
| I'm watching Serge carefully as he presses buttons in my place. | ||
| He's doing a great job. | ||
| It's gonna be a really fun job. | ||
| She's not gonna be able to help it. | ||
| She's gonna be like critiquing Serge the whole time as a guest. | ||
| And also joining us is the one and only Rusty Cage. | ||
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Hello. | |
| I'm a musician and YouTuber. | ||
| I've been on YouTube for about 12 years, and I think I'm partially responsible for the corruption of Gen Z, but I'm not quite sure. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And actually, I think you may be one of the original... What's the right way to put it? | ||
| You freaked YouTube out, maybe? | ||
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Yeah, I mean I definitely over the years have tried to get as close as possible to breaking terms of service without crossing it, but I always end up doing that anyways. | |
| I can't really say what I'm doing right now on YouTube. | ||
| Surge! | ||
| I threw him off. | ||
| I'm so sorry. | ||
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He got distracted. | |
| It's all good. | ||
| It's Friday night. | ||
| We're chilling. | ||
| Anyway, yeah, Rusty, cool, man. | ||
| Thanks for hanging out. | ||
| And then, of course, the t-shirt vendor himself, Linda! | ||
| Oh yeah, I have returned. | ||
| You're already causing trouble here. | ||
| What is this, Women's History Month? | ||
| That's right. | ||
| I'm excited to mansplain this entire show. | ||
| My name is Luke Gnatsky and we are Change.org. | ||
| The shirt that I'm wearing today is a representation of Schmeagle or Dr. Fauci, adoring his, of course, ring of attention. | ||
| If you like the shirt, you can get it on thebestpoliticalshirts.com because you do. | ||
| That's why I'm here. | ||
| Thank you so much for having me. | ||
| Good to see you, Linda. | ||
| You came back. | ||
| Luke, I have to say that's a good t-shirt, and I don't think I've ever said that before. | ||
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You haven't. | |
| Nice work. | ||
| Thank you, finally. | ||
| Let's get going, yeah. | ||
| Of course, Serge is pressing the buttons. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Yeah, when I remember to do it, pardon me. | ||
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Good start. | |
| I was like, I'm looking at the monitor and I'm just like, hey, wait, that's not Rusty. | ||
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We're chillin'. | |
| That's me. | ||
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We brought Lydia back to audit your behavior. | |
| That's right. | ||
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No pressure. | |
| Secret shopper. | ||
| He's not supposed to know. | ||
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She almost sat in your chair when she came into the studio. | |
| I did. | ||
| I just walked in and I was like, oh, yeah, this is where, oh, no, no, not this time. | ||
| It's not your chair anymore. | ||
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It's gone. | |
| All right, here's the first story. | ||
| Pelosi said she wanted to punch Trump as January 6th riot began video shows. | ||
| I want you to listen to that headline real quick. | ||
| As January 6th riot began. | ||
| Because we're going to use the language of the mainstream media to paint a picture for you. | ||
| So the riot is beginning. | ||
| Okay, what else did Nancy Pelosi say? | ||
| I hope he comes. | ||
| I want to punch him out, Pelosi says in response. | ||
| This is my moment. | ||
| I have been waiting for this, for trespassing on the Capitol grounds. | ||
| I want to punch him out and I'm going to go to jail and I'm going to be happy, says Nancy Pelosi. | ||
| So let's just, uh, hold on there a minute. | ||
| What does it mean when someone says, this is my moment, I've been waiting for this? | ||
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It means you knew that it was coming. | |
| It also implies you wanted it to happen. | ||
| Sounds premeditated. | ||
| You're like, this is the moment I've been waiting for. | ||
| Like my, it sounds like you, it's something you want to happen. | ||
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Or she's an opportunist and this was the perfect time for her to pretend like she's some heroic figure in politics. | |
| Yeah, but when she said, for trespassing on the Capitol grounds, and the Washington Post says, as riot began, that implies she wanted the riot, she wanted to exploit it, and she had a film crew with her ready to go as it was happening, like, I just, I'm sorry, you piece this together, and it's a woman saying, here's my camera crew filming me, this is what I've been waiting for, for the trespassing. | ||
| It sounds like she knew it was gonna happen. | ||
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If she wants to go to jail, why can't she just go to jail? | |
| Nancy Pelosi? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| She could. | ||
| True, very true. | ||
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It's because her husband always drives. | |
| Oh, right. | ||
| She wasn't with him when he crashed, though, was she? | ||
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No. | |
| No, no, no. | ||
| But, you know, another good point, too, is if she wants to go to jail, why doesn't she just buy the stocks instead of having her husband do it? | ||
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Yeah, right. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, and it was such like insider trader behavior to have like her kid there filming, not somebody else or whatever, just like her kid. | ||
| Cause imagine all the other great footage that her child is going to have because obviously they knew that there was something going to be happening that day for her to have premeditatedly have her child come in to film all of this. | ||
| So I'm sure her kid's going to have a great documentary. | ||
| It's going to put her on a map about all the footage she has that's unique for, you know, this terrible event that happened on the, you know, the day. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I have a feeling that they're going to say something like, she was just there filming, it's no big deal, like, people are there filming this stuff all the time, you know, whatever. | ||
| Oh, we gotta stay close to our mics. | ||
| Oh yeah, just pull it up a little bit. | ||
| Right up, you gotta look right at it, right up in it. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Quiet, ladies. | ||
| What a violent, unhinged human being. | ||
| And she's known for getting insider tips, so what's going on here? | ||
| Of course, you know, a lot of people will have their theories here, but A lot of people did see a lot of trouble coming our way on January 6th, and for some reason they got rid of security and limited the amount of people that would respond to a big emergency that they saw coming. | ||
| There was even Facebook pages and Facebook events literally detailing, hey, there's going to be, you know, rallies and people attempting to go into the Capitol on January 6th. | ||
| So the intelligence agencies, the government agencies all knew it was coming. | ||
| Nancy Pelosi, the queen of insider trading, didn't see this coming? | ||
| No, she did. | ||
| She said she was waiting for it. | ||
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That's the official story is that she didn't see It's contradicted by her own statements. | |
| The moment I've been waiting. | ||
| This is my moment. | ||
| I've been waiting for this for trespassing on the Capitol grounds. | ||
| Maybe she, like, I'm sorry, that's her saying, she knew it was gonna happen. | ||
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Well, maybe they are responsible for designing the entire day. | |
| Right. | ||
| I mean, the conspiracy theory is like, why weren't there police? | ||
| There were very few. | ||
| Why did police open the doors? | ||
| AOC said this. | ||
| And, you know, I'm sorry, I have to call out, what an unhinged conspiracy theorist. | ||
| Can you believe her? | ||
| Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez coming out and saying that police were helping the rioters? | ||
| Well, we know that's true, but... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I gotta ask, wasn't Nancy Pelosi the one who wanted crew-served equipment before January 6th? | ||
| Was it before or after? | ||
| I can't remember now. | ||
| After. | ||
| Was it after? | ||
| Afterwards she called for machine gun turrets to be installed at the U.S. | ||
| Capitol to mow down human beings. | ||
| It was before, wasn't it? | ||
| I believe it was afterwards. | ||
| I might be wrong, but we could look that up right now and find out. | ||
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Why can't I find the story? | |
| All the other governments that we've taken over, they all had them at their fortresses, so she knew the fence was coming. | ||
| Yeah, it's kind of interesting to see. | ||
| It's almost like, I feel like you're trying to allude to like the 40 chess moves that she could be making in the background. | ||
| We have no idea what could be happening. | ||
| It was afterwards when they sent the National Guard to sleep inside of the Capitol, if you remember that. | ||
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Right. | |
| And she was on record saying afterwards, like, we need machine gun turrets here in order to protect everyone and to mow down those crazy grandmamas. | ||
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Maybe she had just invested in a machine gun company. | |
| That's probably it. | ||
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Ah, there you go. | |
| That makes a lot more sense. | ||
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And so she was just planting the seed. | |
| No, no, this was before. | ||
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Probably. | |
| Yeah, so I have the story from CNS. | ||
| Acting DHS Deputy Secretary Pelosi wanted crew manned machine guns in Washington that was rejected. | ||
| I think what they were saying is that because of the BLM riots in 2020, because of the 529 insurrection, Pelosi was like, okay, with this thing coming up, we need, you know, crew-served machine guns. | ||
| Could you just imagine if, like, Pelosi and the Democrats actually got those things mounted and they're, like, on swivels and they're, like, just, like, mowing people down? | ||
| Like, the funny thing about this story is that Pelosi doesn't realize bullets keep going. | ||
| So just imagine the foundation, the first floor of every building just peppered with, what kind of bullets are these? | ||
| Someone super chatted us, like 303 or something, they said they were, I don't know what kind of bullets they would use for these, you know, 50 cal maybe? | ||
| 50 cal fully auto? | ||
| No, that's like anti-material rounds. | ||
| But yeah, here's the story, you know, Nancy Pelosi wanted machine guns. | ||
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She would quickly rewrite that event. | |
| It would be a massacre, and it would somehow turn into her being the hero again. | ||
| I don't know if it's in my head, but is she the most corrupt politician? | ||
| Hmm. | ||
| I think that's fair. | ||
| Maybe Joe Biden. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Yeah, she's definitely up there. | ||
| I feel like she's non-partisan. | ||
| She's always going to be in politics, even after her flesh body dies. | ||
| Didn't that already happen? | ||
| After she ages out, we'll call it, she's 80, the shadow monster that possesses the reanimated corpse will emerge and then possess a new member of Congress. | ||
| Yeah, that's how it plays out. | ||
| I actually, I have some insider information. | ||
| That leads some individuals to believe Pelosi expects not to be in Congress this coming term. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I can't say much more than that, because the sources are still currently working on the story. | ||
| But based on internal goings on, I can say it's seeming like she doesn't think she'll be in office. | ||
| Does she think she's going to retire or is she going to depart? | ||
| Voted out. | ||
| Mortal coil. | ||
| She's gonna be voted out. | ||
| I think she's, I think she's, well, they're not voting out retiring. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| I think that, uh, of the speakership, she's not going to get the speakership. | ||
| She may run, she'll probably win, but I think she might retire actually, because that's the only way you get someone like Pelosi out. | ||
| She chooses to leave. | ||
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You know, I'm almost terrified to see who is going to replace her. | |
| I don't know, in San Francisco? | ||
| Or Speaker of the House. | ||
| Who's going to be the Speaker of the House? | ||
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Yeah, exactly. | |
| They're probably going to assassinate Putin and then put her in. | ||
| She's probably going to run Russia. | ||
| You know what would be really cool though? | ||
| It would be cool just like, I want you to imagine that right now you fall asleep. | ||
| Hello people of the world! | ||
| later and you don't know why you're doing a coma and you turn the TV on and | ||
| there is cyber Pelosi with like machine parts on her face and then she's looking | ||
| into the camera with like one glowing red camera I like hello people I am | ||
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currently reclaiming Russia for everyone beep that's a good Nancy Pelosi | |
| Yeah, that's good, right? | ||
| That's his best impression, I agree. | ||
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My biggest fear was that I would die before her. | |
| Yeah, it's a concern, okay? | ||
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It would just be something to my deathbed, like, oh no, what did I do wrong? | |
| She's still, I mean, she's gonna be a hundred. | ||
| No, I think she might be retiring. | ||
| I think she might be. | ||
| I don't know, though. | ||
| I think even if... Who's going to... Who could replace her that would be better, considering the district? | ||
| It's San Francisco. | ||
| There's poop everywhere. | ||
| And the people are just walking around, looking at it. | ||
| And it's so bad they created a poop department. | ||
| I just don't see improvement. | ||
| You know? | ||
| You know, in South Park, there was a big campaign for turd sandwich. | ||
| So, you know, it might not be that far off to see, you know, an actual turd sandwich be voted on the election. | ||
| I would vote for it. | ||
| We might actually get to that point where people just like, they're fed up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And they're like, the Republican candidate's a ham sandwich and they're like, whatever. | ||
| Sounds great. | ||
| It's better than the Democrat. | ||
| I mean, you look at, look at John Fetterman. | ||
| The dude is, he has brain damage. | ||
| And I mean that in the literal sense, I'm not trying to be disrespectful. | ||
| He actually had a stroke and now he cannot process sounds. | ||
| He doesn't know what people are saying to him. | ||
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Well, what better indicator that it's your time to shine than, like, the Joe Biden presidency? | |
| It's like, we've normalized and popularized this. | ||
| It's like, if you're incompetent, please step up to the plate. | ||
| This is your time. | ||
| Well, also, if she doesn't have a lot of power and she's not going to be the majority leader, if she's going to be the minority leader, if Republicans take the House, she's probably going to be like, eh, there's not enough information for me to get here to make more money off of this. | ||
| She's 81 years old. | ||
| She's been in the House for 33 years. | ||
| That's a lot of time in government. | ||
| That's a lot of information that you could squeeze for your own personal benefit. | ||
| There's a limit to anything, so. | ||
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She's like, you're not gonna Don Lemon me and put me on a morning show. | |
| I'm not taking any downgrades. | ||
| No, man. | ||
| Could you just imagine the view? | ||
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Oh, gosh. | |
| With her? | ||
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Oh, gosh. | |
| You have, you know, Whoopi Goldberg, ask her a question. | ||
| I love that. | ||
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That is the perfect way. | |
| Well, I think that Donald Trump is just a problem for this country. | ||
| I disagree. | ||
| I think that the View is the best place for Nancy to retire to. | ||
| I can imagine she would fit right in, she's got the right look, she's got the right following, and she has all the connections. | ||
| I love this idea. | ||
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She'd fire the existing crew and be like, my daughter and her crew have to come in. | |
| That's a part of the deal. | ||
| One of my favorite Family Guy jokes is they're watching The View, and it's all of the women, and they're sitting there, and they're going like, and they're all balking at each other, and then all of a sudden, one of the women goes like, and she sits up, and there's an egg on the couch, but then just to butter this joke perfectly, the camera zooms in on the egg, and then you hear the women balking even more, and I'm like, that was just great. | ||
| Like, I get the joke that they're clucking, but then to show the egg and zoom in on it is a masterpiece. | ||
| I don't think that's fair because The View doesn't actually produce anything. | ||
| Eggs are valuable. | ||
| You can eat them. | ||
| The View gives us nothing, nothing for them. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Yeah, you know, chickens, chickens have, have, actually, you know, look, I think The View is detrimental. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So this, this, this low, low information show, it was, it was, it was fascinating. | ||
| I saw, I saw a clip where apparently Whoopi Goldberg was talking to her co-star from Sister Act. | ||
| And the show is such low information that the actress didn't even know they were doing another one. | ||
| Whoopi Goldberg was like, yeah, we're getting our script at the end of the month. | ||
| And she's like, huh? | ||
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What? | |
| I was like, wow, that's really impressive. | ||
| Like you're actually, I don't, maybe, maybe she's not in the movie, but I'm like, you, you were in the first two and you don't even know. | ||
| That's how low information the view is. | ||
| The people who are involved in the movie don't even know what's happening. | ||
| I hate the view. | ||
| I hate the view because it, it convinces women that they're watching the news. | ||
| They're not engaging with the news. | ||
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What they're actually doing is just demoing how to gang up on conservatives. | |
| Yeah, I mean, yeah, but that's all the show is. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I love how they just they have these weird token conservatives that aren't really conservative. | ||
| That just agree with like, I'm a conservative. | ||
| But you know what, I agree. | ||
| Joe Biden is great. | ||
| And it's like, who are these people? | ||
| They're the feminine version of the Lincoln Project. | ||
| You know those balling guys who look like they're a Viagra commercial or Rogaine commercial? | ||
| These are those ladies. | ||
| Don't the Lincoln Project like kids? | ||
| Yeah, they sure do. | ||
| A little too much. | ||
| Wasn't that it? | ||
| Like what was up with that? | ||
| That was like a thing where like... | ||
| They were sending gross messages to underage boys, I think. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| That's what it was, yeah. | ||
| Are they mad at Trump because Trump was ragging on pedos? | ||
| I think so, that's probably it. | ||
| I remember when Trump was doing that debate, and they asked him about Q and, like, Pizzagate stuff, and then Trump was like, well, you know, they think I'm, you know, I'm fighting against that, so, you know, what's wrong with that? | ||
| That's probably why the Lincoln Project got mad. | ||
| Not that the conspiracy theory's real, but that it was like, it was a real insult to the pedo community, so Lincoln Project naturally was just offended. | ||
| Right, most affected. | ||
| All right, I got good news, my friends. | ||
| We got this series of tweets from John Nicosia. | ||
| He tweeted on October 11th, cryptically, scoop, another big name about to exit CNN. | ||
| Discovery executive, he does not have a place in the new CNN. | ||
| He reminds us of the Zucker period we are looking to move far from. | ||
| The only reason he is still on the air was not to look like we were cleaning house for political reasons right after the closing. | ||
| John Saze agreed not to report the name until the end of the week. | ||
| The person this Discovery executive was talking about is Jim Acosta. | ||
| CNN, like they did when I reported about Stelter being let go, will be to defend the person. | ||
| That's what the network PR people do. | ||
| Keep in mind, many of the recent people let go had big support within the network and more, but did not fit into the middle ground vision CNN is being pushed into. | ||
| Since Acosta was the main Trump lightning rod between the old CNN and the new owner's future vision, he will either go quick, Or with a lot of internal pushback, stay tuned. | ||
| One important thing that this executive wanted to stress is they are nowhere near done. | ||
| And Acosta won't be the last of the old guard to go. | ||
| But this takes time, and they're getting an incredible amount of internal pushback from people who want to stay a resistance network. | ||
| Oh, I love that quote. | ||
| A resistance network. | ||
| Here's what I think's happening. | ||
| I think that the executive is leaking to John with approval from the company. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Because they can't come out and disparage the employees, people like Acosta, probably for contractual reasons, but they desperately want people like our audience to know they are cleaning house and trying to fix this problem. | ||
| So here is exactly how you do it. | ||
| Do you guys think that there's any saving CNN at this point? | ||
| And also, who is worse, Jim Acosta or Brian Stelter? | ||
| Oh, Jim Acosta. | ||
| Think so? | ||
| Yeah, but they're both bad for different reasons. | ||
| There's no saving CNN. | ||
| Sorry, guys. | ||
| You know, look, I know there's a lot of people over at CNN that are thinking they can clean this up. | ||
| You can't. | ||
| It's like, you know, when you get skunked. | ||
| It's like, the smell lingers. | ||
| Maybe, CNN, you can take a bath in some tomato soup, or whatever it is you're supposed to do, I don't know, but it ain't coming off. | ||
| It's just really stuck in there. | ||
| You know, actually, here's a better example. | ||
| You ever see an apartment after, like, some old person dies, but they were a smoker since they were 20, and everything is just caked in nicotine and it's yellow? | ||
| That's CNN right now. | ||
| So, look, by the time you gut and rehab the place, it's a total rehab. | ||
| It's not even gonna look like CNN anymore. | ||
| You might as well just call it something different and build it from the ground up. | ||
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Well, they probably will do that. | |
| And also, if they raise a new generation knowing that that's new norm, then CNN's not gonna seem so radical or crazy or biased. | ||
| And so, if they grow up in that smoke-tattered house, they're gonna say, oh, this is reality. | ||
| This is normal for us. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's normal when your teachers are... Grind to your face. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's how I view CNN, basically. | ||
| And it's not like they had a good record beforehand. | ||
| I mean, they were started by Ted Turner, who, of course, is a known eugenicist, that also believed that there was too many people in this world. | ||
| He, of course, was using the network to push his agenda. | ||
| And, you know, Linda, you say, should they be saved? | ||
| Absolutely not! | ||
| Hell no! | ||
| Let them wither away and... No, no, no, no, no! | ||
| Let them ride off peacefully into the sunset with smiles on their faces. | ||
| I hope that in Jim Acosta's retirement he lives a long, healthy, happy life, and it won't matter because he's not on TV anymore. | ||
| Bye-bye. | ||
| Did you see Cuomo's new show? | ||
| Ratings were like 40,000. | ||
| Yeah, CNN lost, this is according to Forbes, 70% of their key demo within the last few months. | ||
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Jesus. | |
| I did not ask if CNN should be saved. I asked if it could be saved. I don't think it should be saved. | ||
| I think Tim's right. Their reputation is way too far gone. | ||
| But I respect if maybe they want to like change their name and kind of go in like a completely different direction, | ||
| like retire for two years. | ||
| NCC, News for cable channels. | ||
| We're sorry, News Network, for destroying this country. | ||
| Trustworthy sources. | ||
| On our knees apologizing. | ||
| Please forgive us. | ||
| I was always a bit partial to the cable channel name MSMBS. | ||
| You know cuz it cuz if they did that that I'd be that'd be pretty funny and I'd be like, you know They're kind of owning it. | ||
| So I watch Cuz I don't cuz I when they come out and they're just saying things like it's very presidential of the president to bomb another country It just is MSM BS underneath them. | ||
| I'd be like, oh I actually would appreciate that level of self-awareness from a news site. | ||
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I think that would be cool They should just brand themselves as like state media. | |
| Just go straight American Pravda. | ||
| That has a nice ring to it, too. | ||
| Didn't Elon Musk buy the website American Pravda and then he never did anything with it? | ||
| Did he really? | ||
| Yeah, he did. | ||
| He bought the site. | ||
| Sounds like something James O'Keefe would buy. | ||
| Isn't that his book? | ||
| Yeah, that is his book. | ||
| Elon Musk bought the site and just never did anything with it. | ||
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Not yet. | |
| Not yet. | ||
| It's been like six years though, so hopefully he does. | ||
| He seems like a pretty busy guy, huh? | ||
| What's he gonna do? | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| CNN is going down in flames. | ||
| It's kind of a good thing. | ||
| Cuomo tried launching a new show, it was at NewsNation, and then just nobody watches. | ||
| They're just the... It's not so much old guard, it's just kind of like... It's hard to build up a big show these days, period. | ||
| Let alone being really awful people that are obviously lying to you, you know? | ||
| Like, if you go on TV every day and you're just like, sky's green, because it is, good luck, people are just gonna be like, why would I watch this? | ||
| So you've already got people, they can choose any news network they want, they can choose any YouTube video they want, and then you add on top of it that you're a bunch of really awful partisans who are lying relentlessly? | ||
| It's no wonder they're key demo viewerships in the gutter. | ||
| And unfortunately, it's kind of no wonder why their 60s, 67 plus age bracket is actually still fairly high. | ||
| It is low, but I feel bad for those people who genuinely think CNN is news. | ||
| Maybe they can keep CNN, but like make it mean something different. | ||
| Like, uh, corporate non-news, you know, like, uh, not news. | ||
| Yeah, they could switch over and do the MSNBC, where they're like the American cheese product of news networks, where they're not actually news, they're only opinion. | ||
| Then they could slowly shift to a more moderate take. | ||
| That's what they were trying to do. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Didn't work. | ||
| So what replaces it? | ||
| You know, if people aren't getting the narrative... Well, I'll put it this way. | ||
| There's no unified culture anymore, as I often say. | ||
| We used to watch a handful of news channels, we had like five networks, and that's why everybody believed the same thing. | ||
| Now you've got all different channels, all different shows, people can watch whoever they want, so everyone's going to be thinking completely different things. | ||
| And then where does that bring us to? | ||
| What's the end result of that? | ||
| CNN plus. | ||
| It's a crazy idea, guys, but I think if CNN decentralizes and does online content for paid subscription, I think they're going to have a great success with it. | ||
| They should try it. | ||
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What if they're sacrificing CNN and closing it, essentially, to, like, boost MSNBC or something? | |
| Because you know how all the audience is so diluted down over all the liberal media choices, but Fox is doing so well in leads and all this, because there's only the one? | ||
| Maybe they're trying to just consolidate that down because there's not enough people watching television in the classic way anymore. | ||
| They'd have to get rid of ABC, NBC, CBS, etc., etc., you know? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But actually, it would be really cool, like, they're talking about firing Jim. | ||
| CNN. | ||
| Hear me out. | ||
| I got a big idea. | ||
| This'll be huge. | ||
| It'll be huge, huge news. | ||
| Shut down. | ||
| Just no more CNN. | ||
| Gone. | ||
| Let the brand sunset, and then everyone can leave, and, uh, you know. | ||
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Well, they could keep their international versions, like, because other people in other countries don't have the tainted opinion of CNN. | |
| No, just let it go. | ||
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Just do that. | |
| I mean, CNN's like, they're pretty much almost dead already. | ||
| No one's really watching them. | ||
| So we should hold a memorial service for them. | ||
| Just like a mock comedic one. | ||
| And we go around the room, say our favorite moments that we had with CNN. | ||
| Mine was when the BLM protesters were trying to burn down their offices. | ||
| When they were talking about how great the protests were, that's my favorite. | ||
| If you guys want to go around the table, feel free to tell us your favorite memory of your news network. | ||
| I think that's also my favorite. | ||
| I felt like that was so fitting that they went right up to their doorstep and they were like, we're bringing it to you. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| One of my favorite moments, man, this brings back memories, you guys. | ||
| I remember when there was this viral meme of Anderson Cooper waist deep in water. | ||
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I was just about to say that. | |
| And then the wide shot shows a guy standing on the road and Anderson's just like in the water for no reason. | ||
| This guy's like buying beer or something and Anderson Cooper's just like, ah, so much wind and water. | ||
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That was definitely, like, a formative memory of going, oh, all right, this guy's full of shit. | |
| Right, right. | ||
| Fake news. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So he could win an award, you know? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's more, there's more. | ||
| There's Don Lemon and the Black Hole. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| I know you guys have some. | ||
| Come on, come on. | ||
| Yeah, you're right. | ||
| Let me do this one. | ||
| There was, oh, man, you guys, the memories. | ||
| This was, uh, Don Lemon was doing a panel. | ||
| The Malaysian airline went missing. | ||
| This is, this is an example of, like, why CNN became what it is. | ||
| Why did CNN go hyper-partisan? | ||
| Because when the Malaysian airplane went missing, they didn't know what to do, so they had round-the-clock coverage of a plane that was missing, and it was just re- People watched it. | ||
| And then Don Lemon is talking to a group of people and he says, now we're getting a lot of questions about, you know, black holes, and I know it's preposterous, but Mary, is it preposterous? | ||
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And then someone goes, you know, even a small black hole would swallow the whole universe! | |
| And I was like, wow, a small one would eat the whole universe. | ||
| I didn't realize there must not be a supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way galaxy. | ||
| We were wrong about that. | ||
| And that was mainstream news. | ||
| And it was funny, because when I called it out, and a lot, people kept saying, yeah, but come on, Tim. | ||
| He's just making a show. | ||
| And I'm like, this is the most trusted name in news, asking a guest, and the guest spewing out the most insane garbage ever. | ||
| That was that one was great. | ||
| I actually remember where I was when that happened. | ||
| That's how core it was to me. | ||
| My personal favorite that we're all forgetting is actually Fiery but Mostly Peaceful. | ||
| That was CNN. | ||
| I just looked it up. | ||
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Yep. | |
| I wasn't sure. | ||
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So many classics. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| And then all those all those wonderful memories from New Year's. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh yeah, when they all got drunk and accidentally told the truth. | ||
| That was really fun, too. | ||
| I remember that. | ||
| There's Russiagate. | ||
| Those good old days. | ||
| There's, you know, calling Trump a Nazi for like four years. | ||
| That was brave. | ||
| That was bold. | ||
| What was it, like 60,000 times or something? | ||
| Trump sued and he said that they called him Hitler like tens of thousands of times. | ||
| What was that discredited lawyer that they propped up that said he was going to be the next leader of the Democratic Party? | ||
| Look at us, just old friends laughing about the old times and, you know, I'm gonna miss them. | ||
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So CNN's probably just gonna rebrand or shift all their leadership and whoever controls it. | |
| Yeah, what are they shifting over to? | ||
| Well, they brought in a new guy, Discovery Bottom, I guess, and they got this, what's his name, Chris Licht, is that who's doing it? | ||
| Licht, great last name, by the way. | ||
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Licht. | |
| And they're firing all of the crackpots. | ||
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Okay. | |
| I want to tell you guys one of my favorite moments. | ||
| It was when they fired Brian Stelter. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| And Don Lemon, yeah. | ||
| Well, Don Lemon just got moved to a morning show. | ||
| Yeah, he got demoted. | ||
| My favorite Don Lemon moment was when he tried really hard to pin that most recent hurricane on Global Warming and the NOAA guy was like, yeah, no, that was not a real thing. | ||
| But I had personal experience. | ||
| How can we forget the incredible Lubin Toobin? | ||
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Come on, guys. | |
| Come on. | ||
| Seriously, that's a good one. | ||
| Is this what it's actually like after the funeral and everyone's remembering the good times? | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Like, I remember, you know, Jimmy, he threw me a beer, and I never realized it'd be the last beer he threw me, and now we're just like, ah, CNN, they made up fake news that one time, and it's the last time we're ever gonna hear it. | ||
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Yeah? | |
| I mean, we're being awfully generous for a funeral of, like, a piece of shit. | ||
| I think that you could easily say that my favorite part about CNN was their titling, Reliable Sources, from the most trusted name in news. | ||
| There's also a show called, like, No Lie by some guy who totally makes stuff up. | ||
| I'm like, this is totally the Reliable Sources after Brian Seltzer leaves. | ||
| I love how just like, they're so obvious with what they're doing. | ||
| This show is called the only true show with facts. | ||
| And we're fair on the most trusted news channel. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| We should we got to do that with Timcast. | ||
| We got we got to call it we got to make a tagline like the only honest factual reporting anywhere ever from the most trusted name in news and commentary that is fair and balanced. | ||
| Oh, that's good. | ||
| What's MSNBC's tagline? | ||
| No idea. | ||
| Crazy woman thinks Russia's coming for you. | ||
| Unhinged taxoplasmy lady going nuts. | ||
| There's so many more moments coming up that I just have to bring up, especially with the doctor that went on the Joe Rogan show and then said that Joe... First, originally, he said Joe Rogan was taking horsepace. | ||
| Went on the Joe Rogan show, he said he wasn't taking horsepace, and then Don Lemon bullied him to say he was taking horsepace. | ||
| That was Sanjay Gupta, right? | ||
| Sanjay Gupta, yep. | ||
| Oh, and they hit the brain! | ||
| How can we forget about that one? | ||
| The memories, you guys! | ||
| They're all coming back. | ||
| Did you know about this one? | ||
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No. | |
| The cannibal CNN reporter? | ||
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That sounds awesome. | |
| That's a great one. | ||
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Reza Aslan. | |
| He's like a religious scholar and commentator, had a show, and he ate a piece of human brain. | ||
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Right, right. | |
| He went to another country? | ||
| Yeah, India, I think. | ||
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Okay. | |
| I thought it was a tribe in Afghanistan, like a super isolated tribe in Afghanistan. | ||
| I'm pretty sure it was India. | ||
| Yeah, it was Hindu. | ||
| And he sat down and they cooked a piece of brain and he ate it. | ||
| And I think he went insane from it. | ||
| I really do. | ||
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He got Kuru. | |
| Is that what it's called? | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| The shakes. | ||
| The shakes? | ||
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Yeah, you eat a human brain. | |
| Did he get smarter? | ||
| No, I think, you know, I think it psychologically destroyed him. | ||
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Probably, yeah. | |
| It's like something that you do in the moment and then later you go, holy shit. | ||
| What have I done? | ||
| But here's why. | ||
| This was around the time that Vice was presumably big. | ||
| Everybody thought Vice was like the biggest thing ever and they really wanted to emulate this. | ||
| And so CNN tried making this very Vice-like show and they're like, we're going to send this guy, this religious guy to go explore these religions and he's going to eat brain. | ||
| And he probably felt like he had to do it. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He's sitting there in the moment. | ||
| The producers are like, eat the brain. | ||
| Eat it. | ||
| We're going to get all the ratings. | ||
| And he's like, I don't want to eat the brain. | ||
| And then he eats it. | ||
| And then he's like, I did it. | ||
| Are you happy? | ||
| And then they canceled the show. | ||
| And so I can imagine he's like sitting in his living room and he's like looking at his hands and he's like, I'm a cannibal. | ||
| I'm the cannibal. | ||
| And then he just like starts punching the wall. | ||
| That's who he is now. | ||
| He's a cannibal, by the way. | ||
| I've had people tell me that Reza Aslan's not a cannibal. | ||
| And then I was like, what's a cannibal? | ||
| It's a human who eats human, right? | ||
| And then I had someone say to me, he's not a cannibal, he ate human one time. | ||
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And I was like, oh, so if someone murders someone one time, they're not a murderer? | |
| I mean, if you smoke crack once, you're not a crackhead. | ||
| You're not an addict, but a crackhead is a reference to someone who continually does it. | ||
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Right. | |
| A murderer, right? | ||
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Oh yeah, yeah, you're right. | |
| He just murdered one guy! | ||
| He only murdered one guy! | ||
| You know? | ||
| And, and, so... Yeah, you're a murderer then, dude. | ||
| Some people have argued, they were like, if you steal once, are you a thief ten years later? | ||
| And it's like, you know, okay. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So maybe there'll be a certain point where he's no longer a cannibal, but that's up for personal discretion as to when you feel he's no longer. | ||
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In my personal opinion, he still is because he's still actively eating human brains. | |
| I don't have any proof. | ||
| It might be. | ||
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Could've got addicted to it. | |
| Just my opinion. | ||
| What if that's what really, the reason he went crazy. | ||
| You guys ever see, uh, was it iZombie? | ||
| Do you guys know that one? | ||
| Is it called iZombie? | ||
| Is that the show? | ||
| No idea. | ||
| Is it a show? | ||
| Yeah, it's like it's someone look it up. | ||
| There's like a woman and then she gets bitten. | ||
| And then the way the show works is that if you're if you've been infected, and you eat brains, you don't degrade into a mindless zombie. | ||
| You stay as like a conscious lucid zombie, I guess. | ||
| Oh yeah, I did see part of the show. | ||
| Yeah, is that the show? | ||
| Yeah, it's called iZombie. | ||
| And I have to say the favorite, favorite thumbnail I ever made was Reza Aslan eats a brain, eats someone else's brain and loses his own mind or something. | ||
| Like he ate someone else's mind and lost his own. | ||
| Maybe like after that moment, I just want you to picture this, you know, he's like, he comes back, he's like, he feels psychologically traumatized from having done this. | ||
| But the next day, the steak just doesn't taste the same. | ||
| Oh no. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| The candy bars don't have that sweet feeling anymore. | ||
| The cheesecake just no longer lingers. | ||
| And he starts getting pale and he's like, what's happening to me? | ||
| And then he calls his, he goes to a butcher and he's like, let me try the pork. | ||
| And he goes and he cooks it, doesn't work for him. | ||
| He's like, maybe the elk. | ||
| And then finally the guy goes, I know what you need. | ||
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I know what you want. | |
| I know what you need. | ||
| Call my guy. | ||
| Here's the address. | ||
| And then he goes to this address and he's like, what is it? | ||
| He looks up and it says New York City morgue. | ||
| And he's like, no! | ||
| No! | ||
| And then he goes in there and that's it. | ||
| That's the rest of the history. | ||
| Dude, this reminds me of that It's Always Sunny episode where they are tricked into eating raccoons and someone tells them it's human meat and they're like, oh my gosh, I guess we have to go to the morgue. | ||
| I think that's what's going on there. | ||
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They should have done like the Armie Hammer move and like just have him go sell timeshares in the Caribbean. | |
| Cause once you're a known cannibal, I guess that's what you go do. | ||
| I guess he's like super rich though anyway. | ||
| So like, I don't know if he really cares, but I have to be honest, you know, I was, like, jokes aside, I was thinking about how he ate human brain, and I was just thinking like, yo, if it were me, and I did, I would be destroyed. | ||
| Because you can never return. | ||
| Like, there are certain things in your life that you can never undo. | ||
| And like, forever, he will have been that guy who ate human brain. | ||
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I think I would do it. | |
| Eat human brain? | ||
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Yeah, just to try it. | |
| In like a religious ceremony? | ||
| You'll get Kuru, is that what it's called? | ||
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I don't know, in like a religious ceremony, like, that'd be kind of weird, but... | |
| That's what it was. | ||
| You'll get the shakes. | ||
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Yeah, but that's like a significant amount of brains. | |
| Yeah, so you do have to eat a certain amount. | ||
| It was charred. | ||
| Like it was cooked really down. | ||
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What was his... I do remember this story, but I don't remember his reaction to it. | |
| Did he just like... He got beat up. | ||
| The cannibals beat the crap out of him. | ||
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Really? | |
| They were slapping him upside the head. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Really? | |
| The clips on YouTube. | ||
| My channel was getting demonetized for just talking about stuff and breaking down geopolitical news, right? | ||
| And YouTube was like, yeah, we can't allow this. | ||
| This is not okay. | ||
| This is not family-friendly content when I don't swear, didn't curse, wasn't going crazy. | ||
| I was literally like, okay, here's the national resources, here's the larger conflict, here's the history. | ||
| No, no, no, that's not okay. | ||
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CNN headline news. | |
| Promoted by CNN in the algorithm. | ||
| Here we eat human brains. | ||
| That was A-OK. | ||
| And literally, Raza Aslan was getting beat up by these guys that forced... And then he was like, OK, I'll eat it, I'll eat it. | ||
| And they were abusing him during the... It was the most craziest thing that you could ever imagine. | ||
| Violated so many terms and services. | ||
| But of course, that didn't matter to YouTube. | ||
| That, of course, was promoting this utter nonsense and craziness. | ||
| So I don't know if you want to pull up the video, but I don't know if we can. | ||
| We might get a strike on it, because CNN also filed a fake copyright strike against me a couple years ago and took my ability down from live streaming. | ||
| I had a live show before. | ||
| I had to take it down for a month, because CNN took down me talking about the State of the Union, which they said it was theirs somehow. | ||
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And I was like, these lying We're going to do a segment. | |
| Someone just super chatted this to us. | ||
| We'll talk about it. | ||
| It's Friday. | ||
| We're having a good time. | ||
| Tulsi Gabbard. | ||
| This is her verified Twitter account. | ||
| She tweeted, March 18, 2015. | ||
| World Economic Forum. | ||
| Is that what a WF? | ||
| I am honored to be selected as 2015 Young Global Leader Voices representing Hawaii amongst leaders from around the world. | ||
| And then the Young Global Leaders responded, Congrats! | ||
| We're excited to have you join the YGL 2015 community. | ||
| Someone tagged me in it. | ||
| A couple days ago. | ||
| Well, someone's saying that that's not her. | ||
| No, it is. | ||
| Is it? | ||
| It's hers, verified, follows me and all that stuff. | ||
| Yeah, she's on the list, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, so this is a correction because the other day, you know, so when Dan Crenshaw, people were highlighting that he was on the World Economic Forum list, he told me, he's like, I have nothing to do with that, they just, it's an editorial thing, like, they pick it, what am I, you know? | ||
| And I was like, oh, okay, I get it. | ||
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His voting record would suggest otherwise. | |
| He's definitely in lockstep with the elements. | ||
| But this is the thing. | ||
| I saw screenshots of Tulsi responding to this, specifically saying this wasn't something that I did, and saying the same thing that Dan Crenshaw was saying. | ||
| Well, here you go, bro. | ||
| Want to read it? | ||
| Well, this is from 2015. | ||
| There's recent ones with her saying, no, no, no, I didn't do anything for this. | ||
| They just kind of put my name on it. | ||
| This tweet says 2015. | ||
| No, I mean, that's true. | ||
| She's saying she was selected. | ||
| It doesn't mean that she did anything, but at the time she was like, this is a good thing. | ||
| So did she know who the WEF was? | ||
| I wonder what her opinion of it is now. | ||
| She's also a member of the Council on Foreign Relations, which is a far-off, more sinister organization when it comes to American geopolitics than, of course, the World Economic Forum. | ||
| Do they eat brains? | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| I got personally kicked out of that organization. | ||
| You were a member? | ||
| No, as a member of press. | ||
| I covered many of their events and I had Schmidt's girlfriend literally call me and she was like, Rodowski, no more. | ||
| No, it's not happening. | ||
| You're not allowed to come here. | ||
| Stop coming here. | ||
| Cause I would come there and just legitimately have conversations with them about their bigger plans and agenda. | ||
| And you know, obviously I didn't like that. | ||
| Did you know that Luke's been to Epstein? | ||
| This joke again. | ||
| Son of a gun. | ||
| It's not a joke! | ||
| That was cool. | ||
| That was a statement of fact. | ||
| Yeah, it was. | ||
| He's been to F.C. | ||
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Nashville. | |
| Yeah, but people think I'm like a dirty man. | ||
| People think I'm Kevin Spacey. | ||
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You did. | |
| It's like a really exciting time where you actually got to go on the island. | ||
| I saw that. | ||
| That's neat, yeah. | ||
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Yeah, first segment I saw of you. | |
| But if you tell that to random people, they're like, oh man, he's probably a dirty guy. | ||
| Probably a bad guy. | ||
| Because people immediately assume that, like, he flew with Epstein. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| No, I mean, how else do you get there? | ||
| You went on the Lollipop Express. | ||
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That's the ultimate save right there. | |
| Oh, you snuck into an island? | ||
| Onto an island. | ||
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Onto an island. | |
| He got on a speedboat after the raid and then jumped on and started filming everything. | ||
| Yeah, I don't think this is really fair, because that was actually super cool. | ||
| And he used a drone to document everything. | ||
| No, you didn't do the drone, did you? | ||
| There was drone footage of someone that looked exactly like Epstein after he allegedly died, showing him on that island. | ||
| No, there's a random person that is on those islands, and he flies a drone, and he gets all the information. | ||
| He released one day footage of what looks exactly like Jeffrey Epstein after he died, after the FBI raid. | ||
| And I was like, I gotta investigate this. | ||
| So I got, you know, a boat and we went on the island to investigate if he was still alive. | ||
| I thought you had a drone when you went there. | ||
| We did, but we used some of the footage. | ||
| But the footage that is very famous online is done by someone else, an anonymous account who hasn't been identifying himself, who has been flying the drones and documenting the destruction of that island. | ||
| And all the different facilities and all the different stuff on there. | ||
| It's a huge island. | ||
| I mean, I was on there for about 30, 40 minutes, and I was running most of the time. | ||
| I still only saw half of the island. | ||
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Wow. | |
| They had full-on, you know, medical trucks, full-on huge construction vehicles there. | ||
| It was a huge... There was a doorway on the floor for some reason. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| We didn't know where it led to. | ||
| Well, you gotta put a sex dungeon somewhere. | ||
| There's a dungeon somewhere, yeah. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| But it was... What are you gonna do? | ||
| Build a... Put it up? | ||
| But there's entire like EMTs on that island helicopter pads everywhere weird symbology everywhere So it was every time people say symbology reminds me of boondock Saints. | ||
| Oh, yeah, and then I'm just like inspired to Willem Dafoe and go symbolism Symbology, symbolism, potato, potato. | ||
| You know what I'm trying to say. | ||
| That would be like the study of symbols, I guess. | ||
| I got that wrong a couple times. | ||
| I saw someone call me out for that just a couple days ago, so I'm like, all right. | ||
| Too bad. | ||
| Go with it. | ||
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I have to apologize to Chris Tucker, the actor, because when I was reading a list of all the people that had gone to Epstein Island, Chris Tucker was on there, and I was like, the actor? | |
| And I was like, oh man, but it's not the same Chris Tucker. | ||
| It is! | ||
| Because Chris Tucker was on with Kevin Spacey with Bill Clinton when they took Jeffrey Epstein's island over to Africa. | ||
| No, no, they took Jeffrey Epstein's Lolita Express, excuse me, over to Africa to do, you know, foundation work that they were doing there. | ||
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They were also eating brains. | |
| Maybe, probably, who knows at this stage. | ||
| But Jeffrey Epstein also had the Boeing 727. | ||
| It's one of the few airplanes that you could actually open up the hatch mid-flight. | ||
| It's one of the favorite airplanes of a lot of intelligence agencies because they're able to get rid of evidence or suspects or whatever they want as they're flying in the middle of, you know, over the fly. | ||
| And they could just be over the Atlantic or the Pacific and get rid of whatever they want or jump out or escape So it has multiple uses. | ||
| But the Boeing 727 is the intelligence agency plane. | ||
| So that's what he had. | ||
| That's what Chris Tucker was in. | ||
| And there's photos of him and Kevin Spacey. | ||
| And of course, Prince Andrew. | ||
| Bill Gates is also noted to be at the mansion in New York City and the mansion in France. | ||
| There was also a lot of international... What about Trump? | ||
| Trump's known to have partied with him in the 90s, but then there was a dispute between them, and Trump was one of the few people that actually testified and participated with the prosecution against him. | ||
| But he still did party with him for a number of years, and there's visceral footage of them dancing together and hanging out. | ||
| But then what the story goes, I guess, is that when Trump found out Epstein was trying to mack on young girls, Trump was like, get that out of my building. | ||
| I haven't seen that corroborated, but I did see the one thing is the one of the lawyers coming forward and saying Trump was the only person that came and actually helped us fight for the victims. | ||
| So that's the only thing I saw protecting Trump. | ||
| I didn't see any kind of evidence of what you're mentioning because... I don't know. | ||
| I see memes about it. | ||
| I don't know if it's true. | ||
| Yeah, the meme is that Jeffrey Epstein was at Mar-a-Lago and he got kicked out of Mar-a-Lago for doing that. | ||
| I haven't seen verification of that. | ||
| I haven't seen any evidence of that. | ||
| That's just hearsay from what I've seen. | ||
| The official narrative, I guess, with the Epstein stuff is that he was like luring wealthy people there Yeah, bringing like 16 year old, 17 year old girls and then filming them and be like, I got you, you're on film now, and then blackmailing them. | ||
| Yes, his New York City mansion was essentially a surveillance mansion. | ||
| They had a room dedicated that had all the monitors and all the cameras, because every single room, including the bathrooms, had secret cameras wired in everywhere. | ||
| So they would bring in, what's his name, what's that older movie director, Woody, Yeah, Woody Allen they would bring in. | ||
| Bill Gates is also rumored to be there. | ||
| A lot of very powerful people are also mentioned to be there. | ||
| I think it was Eric Weinstein that actually talked about being inside of that mansion as well. | ||
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That or he said he, yeah, was he there? | |
| Like Steven Pinker was there and Eric Weinstein Oh yeah, I think I heard that. | ||
| But then when the FBI came in there, they openly talk about, oh yeah, we got the video footage, there's a bunch of cameras with politicians, and a bunch of tapes with politicians' names on it, and they're like, yeah, we have all that, but yet we have not seen anything done because of this. | ||
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They're probably about to release that book though, right? | |
| Sure, any day now. | ||
| Well, I remember when they were rating it and they were coming up with this black book. | ||
| They literally called it a black book. | ||
| They're like, oh my gosh, we found this. | ||
| And I was like, okay, so what's in it? | ||
| Because that's pretty important. | ||
| I think that this worked because Misery Loves Company. | ||
| Once you get someone you're blackmailing, then they're like, oh my gosh, you have to go over to Jeffrey's because we have fun over there. | ||
| I'm in trouble. | ||
| I want you to be in trouble too. | ||
| We're all in the same boat. | ||
| Well, think about it. | ||
| If you're Bill Gates and he's got dirt on you, you're probably sitting there thinking, I better get a lot more people in that book so that if I go down, they go with me. | ||
| The idea being the more people that he's got in his book, the less likely the exposure is. | ||
| There's a lot of blackmail operations that are happening within Washington, D.C. | ||
| We know that for a fact. | ||
| We know that for many recorded instances, not just with the Epstein incident. | ||
| But if you're dealing with a lot of money or a lot of power, obviously, you need a safeguard to keep people in line. | ||
| And what better way to keep someone in line is to bring in a 16-year-old, 17-year-old, and have surveillance cameras there. | ||
| And this is where a lot of people have a lot of theories, especially when it comes to Joe Biden, especially with what his son made him as a contact in his own phone. | ||
| need you to make sure that these people get their way here when it comes to | ||
| implementing this policy here and this is where a lot of people have a lot of | ||
| theories especially when it comes to Joe Biden especially with what his son made | ||
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him as a contact in his own phone. Right. I think that I actually just this just | |
| occurred to me I feel like this is going to not work anymore as we gradually | ||
| begin to accept this particular sexual proclivity as we're seeing in the | ||
| Well that it could be one of the reasons why they're trying to normalize it because all the top people in charge are like oh crap they're gonna get me unless we normalize this. | ||
| So what's going to happen is in like, it's going to be 10 years, and it's going to be like the Supreme Court passes a ruling, maybe like 15 years, legalizing, you know, child abuse or whatever. | ||
| And then 20, 30 years later, there's going to be historical records where people will be like, man, you know, they came for Epstein, destroyed his life, and he's a hero to the cause. | ||
| That's what they'll say about him. | ||
| But think about how, like, if we look back on the past, there are a lot of people that, you know, during their day were not good people, and then later on, we look back on as like, wow, they did really good things, you know? | ||
| Like, I should say, there's a controversial figure, and then the bad gets washed away if their ideology ends up winning. | ||
| So that only works if they end up winning. | ||
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Exactly. | |
| And I don't think they're gonna win. | ||
| I don't think so either because a lot of this stuff is a self-solving problem, like leftists who are, you know, trying to push this stuff. | ||
| Well, they're more likely to abort their kids and sterilize them. | ||
| So just over a long enough period of time, math dictates conservatives or there's gonna be more of them. | ||
| Put yourselves out, basically. | ||
| Yeah, especially with school choice and homeschooling and micro-schools, I just think it's an inevitability that, you know, what I think will happen is, in 50 years, there's gonna be a bunch of, like, 80-year-old millennial, you know, millennials, and they're gonna be super woke with, like, their hair shaved and pink and tossed over, and they're gonna be like, we need to fight white supremacy! | ||
| And then the younger generation's gonna be a bunch of, like, collared shirt Christians of all different backgrounds being like, okay, grandma. | ||
| And they're gonna say like, man, old people got crazy backwards views, man. | ||
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That's already happening. | |
| I feel like the younger generation is definitely a lot more conservative than they were when I was 20 years old. | ||
| Definitely. | ||
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Why do you think that, though? | |
| The pendulum swing is getting quicker and quicker and quicker until maybe it slowly just is all a straight direction forward that's just complete chaos. | ||
| I mean because you know when I was in middle school or whatever it was definitely uh conservatives that were trying to stop art rap music and video games and whatnot and um then as I was in my mid to late 20s it became like the woke leftists and then seeing younger people it's just pushing back against whatever the powers are at the time that's what creates conservative conservatism and then leftism in the first place It's like, you said the pendulum swing? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So yeah, the millennial generation is really annoying, and they don't want you to have fun, and they don't want you to laugh. | ||
| So then you get people who are Gen Z and younger being like, dude, you're lame, leave me alone. | ||
| I remember they were trying to ban video games, they were trying to ban Grand Theft Auto, they were trying to ban music, they were trying to ban artistic expression, and they were like, these guys are lame, these guys suck. | ||
| But it really makes you wonder about how society changes so quickly, especially on party lines. | ||
| And you kind of wonder, is it me who changed? | ||
| Or did something else change in the preview? | ||
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When I was in high school, I really loved George Carlin, as probably most people in high school do. | |
| And then when I got to be about 22, I found out that George Carlin had somehow become a problematic comedian because he was saying, he was defending the idea that you can make rape jokes, for instance. | ||
| Oh yeah, mouse raping a deer. | ||
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Yeah, it was Porky Pig and Elmer Fudd. | |
| And I was like, yeah, he should be able to make that joke. | ||
| And the Facebook attacks on it, I was like, whoa, okay, things have definitely shifted without me really even seeing what happened here. | ||
| How old are you? | ||
| 32. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| So with your YouTube channel now, does your viewership skew or younger? | ||
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It seems like it's kind of aging with me. | |
| Like most people, earlier on I had a younger viewership, but they're probably all... Same age as you, getting older? | ||
| No, like 20-ish now, like the majority of them. | ||
| I kind of think so. | ||
| I mean, we saw the polling from Pew that showed Gen Z is slightly more conservative than Millennials, but they're still very similar in their political views. | ||
| And that may just be because I think, you know, I think we're all Millennials here. | ||
| And we're all not necessarily conservatives. | ||
| Lydia's conservative. | ||
| I am. | ||
| But we're like, We're called, according to the mainstream left, conservative simply because we're not in a cult, in their cult. | ||
| So maybe that's why a lot of people who are Gen Z think they might be on the left and say that. | ||
| And then a lot of them might think they're conservative because most of them are probably middle of the road, moderate, and just don't believe in the weird cult BS. | ||
| Yeah, so you know how CNN thinks that they're the resistance? | ||
| I think that Gen Z is looking at that and they're like, you bunch of boomers. | ||
| You're not actually the resistance. | ||
| This is the resistance is being conservative and thinking straight and maybe wearing a collared shirt. | ||
| Call me crazy. | ||
| Imagine wanting to be like Jim Acosta and thinking you're the resistance. | ||
| Couldn't be me. | ||
| Yeah, we like, you know, we talk a lot about culture jamming and stuff. | ||
| We created an email account for our rooster, Roberto Jr. | ||
| You can email him with questions, robertojr at timcast.com. | ||
| Does he answer? | ||
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Is that his portrait behind you? | |
| No, that's not. | ||
| That's someone else's chicken. | ||
| That was a painting I just saw and I had to get it because it's a chicken. | ||
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You have to replace it now. | |
| Well, you know, when we get a painting of Roberto Jr., we'll put it up. | ||
| Tragically, Roberto Jr.' 's mom died, Katerina, and we're concerned there may be, it was cancer. | ||
| But there's a fear that it could actually be there's a disease among chickens that causes tumors. | ||
| So hopefully that's not the case. | ||
| But you know, anyway, what were we talking about before? | ||
| You made an email for this rooster? | ||
| I'm gonna leave for one week. | ||
| Yeah, we did. | ||
| And my point is just that, like, we just kind of do weird stuff because it's funny. | ||
| And these stodgy CNN types and woke types just are not fun. | ||
| It's just, how can you possibly have fun when you're walking on eggshells all day? | ||
| We have people come here and they're hanging out and they'll say something like, oh, I was gonna make a joke, but I don't know, can I say that? | ||
| And I'm just like, bro, you can literally say whatever you want. | ||
| Like, I don't, I'm not gonna. | ||
| Just don't, you know, I don't know, just don't tweet it. | ||
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I feel that way more about when I'm hanging out with millennials than I do with Gen Z. Really? | |
| You can say whatever you want? | ||
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I feel like I don't have to necessarily hold back as much because I know Gen Z still has a, like they have a sense of humor. | |
| They kind of were bred into, they do not like millennials and how lame and sticklers. | ||
| Stodgy. | ||
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Yeah, stodgy that they are. | |
| But like Millennials, it's like, I'm not saying anything unless I know, unless I hear them say it first. | ||
| Oh, no, no, no, right, right, right. | ||
| So I thought you meant that you feel more comfortable speaking freely with Millennials. | ||
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Oh, yeah, no, yeah, right. | |
| Oh, yeah, no way, dude. | ||
| I mean, like, yeah. | ||
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I think they're just watching us have these conflicts and they're like, what are they doing? | |
| They're like watching us like a theatrical kind of state. | ||
| Right, yeah, we're in our own world. | ||
| That's what the younger people are doing and they almost are just witnessing it like, And they come off as more, you know, gathered emotionally because they don't want to play that game that's like what the old people are doing. | ||
| I'm not like those Millennials. | ||
| I'm hip, you know. | ||
| I like Billie Eilish, you know. | ||
| I'm the bad guy. | ||
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You know what I'm talking about, Gen Z. They don't like take the bait like Millennials do. | |
| Like we are so overcorrected that we just Demoed some behavior, and they're not impressed with that either so they got to see how you know reactive we are well I don't I don't know. | ||
| I don't I don't know if we fall into that that camp like we here obviously Millennials as like a large group are just genuinely bad in a lot of ways I think And, um, you know, I think I'm seeing more from Gen Z that they're funnier, they're more chill, you know, kind of like you were saying. | ||
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Millennials just kind of, um, created the culture that, that Gen Z is just repelling. | |
| And it really is like that. | ||
| It's just, it's like, look at these lame people. | ||
| Like they don't know how to have fun. | ||
| All they know how to do is, uh, destroy things rather than, and obviously there's exceptions, but. | ||
| Yeah, what do you think? | ||
| Do you think most millennials are just really awful? | ||
| I do. | ||
| I think Millennials. | ||
| It's a terrible generation. | ||
| I like Gen X. I love Gen X. Gen X are relatively chill, but some of them are pretty bad. | ||
| Every generation has its bad people. | ||
| It's not about how old you are. | ||
| Actually, I think Boomers are actually really great. | ||
| I think Boomers have done some things that are really bad. | ||
| Acquiescing, or giving in to, and capitulating to is probably a better word, the woke nonsense for Millennials. | ||
| Gen Xers kind of get lost in between. | ||
| But boomers gave us the next generation. | ||
| Star Trek. | ||
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My problem with boomers is they're supposed to be these wise sages that are guiding us. | |
| It's like we're in this information age and there's all this information but there's no wisdom. | ||
| It's like they're supposed to be the ones coming and we're supposed to have some sort of like roll these sages to look up to and we have none of that. | ||
| Like, there isn't any. | ||
| So we are just a generation that's out here floating. | ||
| We got Jimmy Buffett. | ||
| Margaritaville. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| Yeah, George Carlin. | ||
| What generation was he? | ||
| Was he Silent Generation? | ||
| No, he was not a boomer. | ||
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No, he wasn't a boomer. | |
| He was kind of a boomer. | ||
| The thing about the boomers though is that their brains were riddled with fucking LSD. | ||
| Lead and LSD. | ||
| Break dust. | ||
| Break pad dust. | ||
| Yeah, George Carlin was part of the silent generation. | ||
| No, there was a huge impact when it came to lead that they put in the gasoline that lowered the overall IQ levels very dramatically. | ||
| There's still a lot of lead in a lot of soil, so you guys should always check your... | ||
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I stopped eating soil. | |
| When they stopped doing that, that's when they think it's called. | ||
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Really? | |
| Was it difficult? | ||
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It was difficult. | |
| What kind of soil was it? | ||
| It was very difficult. | ||
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What was your favorite soil? | |
| Don't eat soil. | ||
| Actually, I did read about a guy who ate soil. | ||
| Like, he would eat it because it's just like organic matter, I guess. | ||
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They say it's some sort of mineral deficiency or something that makes people compelled to do that. | |
| I noticed that whenever we took the lead out of the paint, that's when they fluoridated the water. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| Yeah, they're like, oh well they figured that one out. | ||
| The fluoride was what, like 1900s? | ||
| Like early 1900s? | ||
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And the lead in the paint was like the 50s or 70s? | |
| My earliest memory of NPR was being in the backseat of my friend's car and hearing them trying to get people in my hometown of Wichita, Kansas to vote to fluoridide the water and they had this big, you know, propaganda. | ||
| Did you hear about how they want to put lithium in the water now? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Yeah, keep everybody from being depressed. | |
| Yeah, make them dull. | ||
| Vox wrote that. | ||
| Perhaps we should medicate everyone. | ||
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Well, you know what that means? | |
| That means that they're gonna come out with some study that says of how much lithium's already in the water from like, you know, waste or people flushing them or whatever. | ||
| Yeah, there's already a ton of prescriptions. | ||
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Yeah, with the microplastics and stuff. | |
| That's framing for that. | ||
| Tim, you just said don't eat the grass or the ground. | ||
| Don't drink the tap water! | ||
| More importantly than anything else. | ||
| So what Vox did was they said in areas that have higher deposits of lithium in their groundwater, suicide rates are lower. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| So we should put lithium in the water because it makes people... That's Brave New World-esque. | ||
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Yeah! | |
| If the government really cared, they would put magnesium in there and solve a lot of medical problems at the same time, but they're not doing that for a very specific reason. | ||
| They're putting byproducts of chemical waste inside of our drinking water in order to poison and dumb us down. | ||
| People say that's a conspiracy. | ||
| I think that's a legitimate reason for us to believe that. | ||
| Conspiracy is intent. | ||
| What we know is they do put fluoride in water. | ||
| We know that fluoride ingested over a long period of time lowers IQ. | ||
| Like there's a bunch of studies about that. | ||
| We know that it can cause, high amounts of fluoride can cause dental fluorosis. | ||
| So those are people who have the spotty brittle teeth. | ||
| And so it's bad. | ||
| The question is if the issue is that drinking, what do they say? | ||
| Fluoride makes your teeth better if you're older? | ||
| I heard that was the argument, yeah. | ||
| So they decided that we should ingest it? | ||
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That's why I shower with it. | |
| Yeah, I mean, like, you know, I don't swallow toothpaste. | ||
| There's different fluorides. | ||
| There's one that, of course, is a chemical byproduct, and another one that is actually natural. | ||
| So there's a big difference between the two. | ||
| And when the government puts it in your drink of water, they're not taking the natural fluoride. | ||
| They're taking a chemical byproduct that's waste. | ||
| But the conspiracy question is intent. | ||
| Are they doing it to make you dumb is the conspiracy theory. | ||
| The fact that they are doing it is a fact. | ||
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Well, yeah, they knew it. | |
| It's so toxic of a substance that it's in these big vats that they have to not even touch it in these hazmat suits to handle the fluoride that they put in our drinking water on purpose? | ||
| Most rat poison is fluoride. | ||
| And this is why they have a lot of warning labels, especially on toothpaste, saying if your child ingests this, you automatically have to go through poison control because of the fluoride. | ||
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I thought it was strange they left fluoride up to any type of democratic process at all because they just make all kinds of decisions and they don't ask us. | |
| They're not, you know, why would they fill us in? | ||
| They just want those effects. | ||
| Look at what they've done to the diet and like the diminished fertility and all these things that they have done. | ||
| They didn't democratize us asking for those things. | ||
| I feel like in 50 years, people are going to go to an antique store and they're going to be like, whoa, you have plastic bottles of coke? | ||
| That's crazy! | ||
| And they're going to crack open their glass bottle. | ||
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Yeah, don't trust any of that. | |
| And even with the fluoride, I heard another one that it costs money to get rid of chemical waste. | ||
| And so if you can find a utility for it and figure out a way to sell it, rather than having to pay costs to get rid of it. | ||
| I love that idea. | ||
| There's like a factory producing fluoride as a byproduct. | ||
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Yeah, and then you have to say, well, either we pay a fine to dispose of this or we figure out how to sell it and by saying, well, this is good for teeth. | |
| And then you work and there's like an intermingling conspiracy with... Or just give it to the government for free. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Just imagine there's like a factory producing a bunch of byproduct fluoride and they go to the local town and they go, Listen here, buddy. | ||
| You're gonna make everyone's teeth better. | ||
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Just take our toxic waste and dump it right in the water supply. | |
| And then you gotta pay us. | ||
| And the guy's like, that sounds like a good idea. | ||
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Right. | |
| I don't know. | ||
| That's the one that I believe. | ||
| I don't know if that's... I don't know. | ||
| I don't know if that's actually how it plays out. | ||
| We don't even gotta get into the conspiracy. | ||
| Here's what I can tell you. | ||
| Fluoride is bad for you. | ||
| There's a bunch of studies. | ||
| There was one, it was like 10 years ago. | ||
| It was an aggregate of a bunch of studies saying that IQ is lowered by ingesting fluoride. | ||
| Yeah, it's a neurotoxin. | ||
| I was hanging out with my friend, this was like 15 years ago. | ||
| His sister had a kid. | ||
| And so I walked to the kitchen and I see nursery water. | ||
| Have you ever seen nursery water? | ||
| Oh yeah, I have. | ||
| And it says in big letters, with added fluoride. | ||
| And then I just asked, I was like, why are you giving your baby fluoride? | ||
| And they're like, she goes, it's nursery water, it's for babies. | ||
| And then I was like, they put fluoride in the baby's water. | ||
| And she goes, they need fluoride. | ||
| And I was like, no, they don't. | ||
| And I just Googled fluoride for babies. | ||
| And there was like government websites saying like, do not do this. | ||
| And I showed her and she was like, but why are they selling it? | ||
| And I was like, because people pay for it. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Like the government outright said not to give it to your babies. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's like, whatever, man. | ||
| And fluoride predominantly is a byproduct of the fertilizer industry. | ||
| So that's something else. | ||
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Well, I trust the fertilizer industry. | |
| Good people in there, yeah. | ||
| Big Fertilizer keeps us alive, guys. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| I mean, they do, technically. | ||
| Right, they do. | ||
| Big Fertilizer is Russia, by the way, but you know, that's a different story. | ||
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Big Fertilizer turns us into the Fertilizer a lot faster. | |
| Yeah, do you think we're gonna get to that point where they recycle human waste? | ||
| Like, you die, and then they throw you into a... Like, you guys ever see Waterworld? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So like in, you know, Waterworld's about it's the world is flooded. | ||
| Isn't that Costner? | ||
| Yeah, Costner. | ||
| And then there's like a floating city. | ||
| And what they do is when people die, they put them into like this pit of goop where it dissolves your body and they reuse your organic matter because they don't want to die, you know? | ||
| I don't think they're gonna do that, probably for a few more years. | ||
| Just a couple. | ||
| I just recall Bill Gates drinking the water that was, what, toilet water? | ||
| Poop water. | ||
| Poor poop water. | ||
| Bill Gates loves to drink poop water. | ||
| I'm Bill Gates and I'm gonna drink human feces! | ||
| And he's trying to get other people to do this as well. | ||
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That was definitely the fraternal Illuminati type of thing. | |
| He had to do that publicly, like, I love drinking poop water! | ||
| It's hazing! | ||
| Corn, guys! | ||
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Corn! | |
| Bill, if you want to join the Illuminati, you have to drink human feces on television. | ||
| I'll do it! | ||
| And done. | ||
| Or we release the tapes. | ||
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Was that before or after his exposure of being on Epstein, like visiting Epstein's place? | |
| It was after, right? | ||
| It was during, I think, because he was friends with Epstein for a very long time. | ||
| Some people even speculate all the way up until the 90s that they were close together, but they were such close friends that his own wife says that she divorced him because he wouldn't stop hanging out with him. | ||
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Whoa! | |
| That's right. | ||
| I think it's the implications as to why Melinda would have to split from that, because, like, I know what you're up to. | ||
| My favorite was when Bill Gates was asked about Epstein, and he goes, well, he's dead now, so... Yeah, right. | ||
| What does it matter? | ||
| He's dead now. | ||
| Man, that was like crazy, ew. | ||
| Cold. | ||
| But it wasn't, no, it wasn't so cold. | ||
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It was that, like, he had this, like... Don't mess with me. | |
| Don't mess with me or you'll wind up the same way. | ||
| The way he said it was like he was happy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It was flippant, kind of. | ||
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You could see, like... Like he was getting frustrated that he was being asked about it. | |
| He had that, he has that painting. | ||
| Epstein had the painting of George W. Bush playing with paper airplanes knocking over two Jenga towers. | ||
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Oh, yeah? | |
| I wonder what that painting meant. | ||
| I do. | ||
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I'm crazy. | |
| What does George W. Bush with paper airplanes knocking over Jenga towers have to do with anything? | ||
| That's really strange. | ||
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Somebody pointed out something new about that rather recently. | |
| Why is the desk turned around? | ||
| Because that wouldn't be the side of the desk like it was a strange place. | ||
| And he took down one of the towers. | ||
| One of the towers was down as he was playing with airplanes. | ||
| Oh, the paper airplanes. | ||
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Oh yeah, the implications are quite there. | |
| In the painting, George W. Bush used airplanes to knock down the towers. | ||
| Oh, okay, okay. | ||
| And it was paper airplanes. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, interesting. | ||
| I'm gonna pull up the photo now. | ||
| We should probably pull it. | ||
| Yeah, what does that remind us of? | ||
| It's a very thought-provoking photo, as well as the Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky dress one was also very interesting to see. | ||
| I love how Friday just turns into Epstein Friday. | ||
| Yeah, Epstein Friday. | ||
| I did it! | ||
| Yeah, he finally did it. | ||
| I just want to know who painted those pictures. | ||
| I want to know more about the art behind this. | ||
| There's a woman who painted them, and she doesn't know how he got them. | ||
| Yeah, this is an interesting point. | ||
| The desk is turned around. | ||
| The chair is behind it, but the desk is facing the wrong way. | ||
| That's weird. | ||
| And he knocked down the two towers. | ||
| You want to pull this one up? | ||
| And Bush, cue the image! | ||
| And Bush, in this painting, knocked down the two towers. | ||
| In the painting. | ||
| So you're saying that George W. Bush used planes to knock down the towers in this painting. | ||
| In this painting. | ||
| In this painting. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Wow, how symbolic. | |
| That's crazy. | ||
| So I was reading the woman who painted it. | ||
| She painted this and the Bill Gates in the blue dress. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| The Bill Clinton in the Monica Lewinsky dress. | ||
| That was the scandal of him excreting his man juices on. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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Okay. | |
| So anyway, family friendly show. | ||
| I read the same person painted both and just sold them and did not know that Epstein was the one who ended up buying them. | ||
| What a weird thing to paint, though. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| To be fair, you can paint whatever you want. | ||
| Okay, like, all jokes aside, obviously we understand that the artist was making a point about 9-11 and George W. Bush, but I don't think, you know, what happens is Epstein has this and everyone goes, what does it mean? | ||
| No, no, no, hold on. | ||
| It just means that someone painted this to express an idea. | ||
| It doesn't mean the artist believed Bush had anything to do with it. | ||
| It's just kind of like a funny circumstance. | ||
| You had a lot of people who believed a lot of things. | ||
| They painted a picture about it. | ||
| Jeffrey Epstein ended up buying it. | ||
| Believe whatever you want to believe. | ||
| Well, we don't know. | ||
| You know, it's important not to jump to speculations, but at the end of the day, we don't know. | ||
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It's why did Epstein like it so much to spend his own money on acquiring that idea. | |
| It's the recognition that he had the scanning system. | ||
| I gotta be honest, I'd have bought both of these paintings. | ||
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Yeah, they're fine. | |
| They're good paintings. | ||
| He probably had a lot of other They're very controversial. | ||
| They're very in-your-face, especially when it comes to, you know, just questioning narratives and embarrassing people in power. | ||
| So, you know, there's a lot of intent that you could speculate just by these titles alone. | ||
| But just like the art, it's up to interpretation. | ||
| If I saw the painting of George W. Bush at a gallery, I'd buy it. | ||
| If I saw the Bill Clinton, however, I don't know. | ||
| If someone was like, oh, do you know what that represents? | ||
| I might be like, oh, okay. | ||
| But the Bush one, I'd actually put up. | ||
| Because I think it's funny. | ||
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Would you rename it Patriot Act? | |
| Yeah, maybe. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| What's the name of it? | ||
| What's the name of that piece? | ||
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I don't know. | |
| Google it. | ||
| You got a computer? | ||
| You know, there are things we don't know about what they were doing. | ||
| And it's sad that we only scratched the surface. | ||
| I'd love to actually know what was going on. | ||
| We only know 1% of what was happening. | ||
| Meanwhile, there's 99% of what we don't know happening behind the scenes that probably would blow our minds away if we truly did understand what was happening behind the seats of power. | ||
| I was thinking about this. | ||
| You guys familiar with Fermi's paradox? | ||
| The general idea is if the universe is so vast and expansive and large there must be aliens and if so why have they not contacted us or why haven't we discovered them and then there's a bunch of hypotheses proposed as to why humans have never interacted with aliens and there's a lot of them were like the great zoo hypothesis is that earth is a zoo for aliens they're just observing us and then I thought about that and I was like Why don't we go a little further? | ||
| What about, like, the great cockfighting hypothesis? | ||
| That aliens don't just watch us as a zoo, they watch us to go to war for fun and bet on who wins. | ||
| Because I'm, like, watching all this war stuff, and there's, like, the conspiracy theory about aliens stopping nuclear weapons. | ||
| Well, yeah, like, if you were watching, like, Roosters fight and one of them pulled a gun, you'd be like, whoa, whoa, come on. | ||
| Like, too much, too much. | ||
| But maybe that's it. | ||
| Maybe we're one big cockfighting ring for aliens to watch. | ||
| Well, everyone knows you don't bring a gun to a cockfight, but I've never understood why the aliens were trying to bring peace to the Earth. | ||
| What do they have invested here? | ||
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Well, I know from science fiction you stop nuclear weapons because there's radiation that leaves the Earth and actually destroys the potential developing life on other planets. | |
| So if they were trying to raid life on different planets in different universes, it travels forever. | ||
| Well, that's the theory, too. | ||
| Specifically, when it comes to Mars, that Mars was a former planet that inhibited human beings. | ||
| That was... Inhibited? | ||
| What do you mean? | ||
| That had human beings on it. | ||
| Oh, it was inhabited by humans. | ||
| Inhibited. | ||
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Inhibited. | |
| Potato, potato. | ||
| You know what I'm saying. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| Hold on. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
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This is important. | |
| Because I thought you were saying that something about Mars was inhibiting growth of life. | ||
| Now it is. | ||
| Technically. | ||
| But they're also finding the same chemical only found in nuclear explosions on Mars. | ||
| I forgot the exact name of this chemical, but... What? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It's a crazy theory out there. | ||
| I'm only scratching the surface at it, but the same chemical that they only found in Hiroshima, Nagasaki, and at nuclear tests, they found specifically this rare chemical. | ||
| Nuclear. | ||
| Nuclear, nuclear, nuclear. | ||
| They found that specific same element only on the surface of Mars, from what I've heard and seen. | ||
| And also, I just want to also correct one of my other mistakes. | ||
| I said Google. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| I use Brave. | ||
| I use Brave search browser. | ||
| Here's the evidence. | ||
| Apologies for making another mistake here. | ||
| Evidence for large anomalous nuclear explosions in Mars' past from h-o-u dot e- from u-s-r-a dot e-d-u. | ||
| Mars isotopes baseline, Viking lander, Mars meteorites. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I just Googled. | ||
| This is what came up. | ||
| It's a school. | ||
| I believe it. | ||
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I believe it. | |
| of fancy things in it, therefore it means it's real. | ||
| I believe it. I believe it. | ||
| Hydrogen bombs are boosted by fission of uranium or thorium casing. | ||
| Around 50% of yield is fission. This creates xenon isotopes. | ||
| Is that what they were referring to? Xenon isotopes? | ||
| I'm looking it up right now just to make sure I have everything here with me. | ||
| But I go deep down the rabbit hole, and this is like a rabbit hole that I went down a few years ago. | ||
| So I'm now just refreshing my memory of like, oh crap, you know, there's probably human beings on Mars. | ||
| Let's look at the evidence suggesting this. | ||
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Or even just like fragile life on a distant planet could easily be wiped out by small amounts of radiation. | |
| That's what Arthur C. Clarke wrote about a lot, but also he's conspired to be a pedo himself, so. | ||
| Oof. | ||
| We should nuke Mars. | ||
| Oh, we should? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Every planet with nukes should fire every single nuke just right at the North Pole of Mars. | ||
| Why? | ||
| For fun. | ||
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Oh, okay. | |
| To see what happens. | ||
| It is another planet. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| Yeah, we got this new, what do we got? | ||
| We got some 50 megaton ICBMs. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Just fire off a couple of those. | ||
| Test some. | ||
| Just all of them, all of them. | ||
| No, you don't got to test them. | ||
| If they, if they, if they bunk out, whatever, who cares? | ||
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Is that your plan to disarm the world of nuclear weapons? | |
| I think that's brilliant. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| I want to give you like a peace prize. | ||
| We should be making exponentially more so we can have a consistent stream of just, just Bombing the crap out of Mars, just massive explosions. | ||
| And then we watch. | ||
| We get a satellite in orbit, we watch, and we sell it on pay-per-view. | ||
| Could we bomb it so much that it turned into comets and then smashed into the Earth? | ||
| The Fox News has an article about this, and so does the Epoch Times, saying, this is the title here, Tim, Evidence of Ancient Nuclear Explosion on Mars, says scientist. | ||
| And this is from an article in 2015, and that's probably when I read it. | ||
| Yeah, that's from that article. | ||
| And this is now coming to the surface of like, hey, there's a lot more to this than I actually thought. | ||
| Why aren't you using Brave, bro? | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| Oh my gosh. | ||
| Epoch Times, Evidence of Ancient Nuclear Explosion on Mars. | ||
| Says scientist. | ||
| Continue reading for free, okay? | ||
| Or I can just press the escape button. | ||
| Evidence of ancient nuclear explosion on Mars. | ||
| Nuclear reactions on Mars, Earth had to be natural. | ||
| This is from 2015. | ||
| Yeah, xenon particles produced in nuclear reactions. | ||
| Surface of the red planet. | ||
| Likely the result of two large anomalous nuclear explosions on Mars in the past, argues propulsion scientist Dr. John Brandenburg in a 2014 paper titled Evidence of a Massive Thermonuclear Explosion on a Mars in the Past. | ||
| On Mars in the Past. | ||
| Oh, well. | ||
| When past? | ||
| Like, how long ago? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| We don't know. | ||
| Is it possible that it's just one of those things that's natural? | ||
| Like I know some planets have rains of diamonds. | ||
| Is it possible that someone fired a nuke at Russia and just didn't say anything and then studied it? | ||
| And then when we sent the rovers, they found it and went, Oh, it was a bomb. | ||
| It's like, or, or like you were saying, is it possible that something that happened here with a nuclear test went out and after, what does it take like 20 minutes for light to reach Mars or whatever? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Then it impacted something there? | ||
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Yeah, I don't know when was the study, but I mean, how long ago was the Tsar Bomba? | |
| Tsar Bomba. | ||
| Tsar Bomba. | ||
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Tsar Bomba, sorry. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| 50 megaton gravity bomb. | ||
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You know what I was thinking? | |
| I was just thinking crazy stuff and I was like, I was thinking about radio waves. | ||
| How we don't see anything coming out of our phone, but we know it's there because we can see the cause and effect. | ||
| And then I'm just like, what if in other dimensions? | ||
| The radio waves have a tremendously detrimental impact on like other dimensions that other beings live in. | ||
| And so just imagine if all of a sudden you started feeling like you were being shoved and like things were slamming into your face. | ||
| And then in like some other dimension, like a higher or lower dimension or something, somebody is just like playing a game on their phone and texting. | ||
| And then they use things that interact with our dimension and theirs. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
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Yeah, if that was the case, I guess from just a creative writing standpoint, then we would already be feeling those and come up with our own understanding of why that's happening. | |
| Who knows, like temperature or wind or something like that. | ||
| I mean, I suppose it would have to be anomalous. | ||
| Oh no, maybe not. | ||
| Maybe there would be a consistent pattern of some kind of reaction because they constantly do it. | ||
| So, like, each and every one of us has a phone that's working all the time, so whatever in this other dimension is being impacted by that would just see it happening and assume it's a natural phenomenon. | ||
| Unless it started up randomly and, like, hey, all of a sudden around 2007 this thing started happening. | ||
| You know what I love about this is that none of us are on any kind of alternative substances right now. | ||
| Alternative substance? | ||
| Yeah, you know what I mean. | ||
| No, I'm—what's the opposite of alternative then? | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| Proternative? | ||
| That's not a thing, right? | ||
| Normative? | ||
| I'm drinking golden milk turmeric in the seed oils. | ||
| But it has turmeric in it. | ||
| It cures what ails you. | ||
| In the seed oils. | ||
| Yeah, but turmeric's anti-inflammatory, right? | ||
| So it balances out. | ||
| You got the seed oils that cause inflammation and then turmeric that levels out inflammation. | ||
| It's like a speed ball, right? | ||
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Where did you hear about the seed oil stuff? | |
| A whole bunch of different places. | ||
| You were eating McDonald's! | ||
| I don't know what you're talking about. | ||
| Blasphemy! | ||
| Blasphemous! | ||
| You eat murder burgers sometimes, too. | ||
| Murder burgers? | ||
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No, I don't. | |
| When? | ||
| Probably. | ||
| I'm just guessing. | ||
| You're guessing about me. | ||
| No way. | ||
| Listen, you know, you can't always be perfect, but you can always strive for perfection. | ||
| You can always try to be better. | ||
| This guy, he's like, don't drink that coffee, Tim. | ||
| It's got seed oils in it. | ||
| I was like, bro, like two weeks ago, you went to McDonald's. | ||
| I don't know what you're talking about. | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| You might have mixed me up with somebody else. | ||
| You went to Chick-fil-A like last week. | ||
| I don't know what you're saying here. | ||
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You get chicken nuggets all the time with all your little high fructose corn syrup juice. | |
| You get the sauce. | ||
| How many sauces do you get? | ||
| Like seven? | ||
| No, no. | ||
| You get like 20 sauces and you're like, oh, chicken wings! | ||
| And you're sucking down fructose juices there. | ||
| I think everyone agrees that for every single piece of chicken you need a full packet of barbecue sauce. | ||
| See what I'm dealing with here, the lunacy, and I get criticized for eating Chick-fil-A lunch. | ||
| I'm not the one who's screaming about seed oils. | ||
| We could always try to hold each other accountable at least somehow. | ||
| That's fair, that's fair. | ||
| I'm not the one who's like, I get this coffee, Lucky Jack Cold Brew, golden turmeric, whatever. | ||
| You're like, look how good it is, look how healthy it is. | ||
| I'm like, read the ingredients right now. | ||
| It doesn't say seed oil. | ||
| Sunflower oil. | ||
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By this time next year, you'll be so against seed oils. | |
| It's coming for you. | ||
| Organic cane sugar. | ||
| But it's got it's got turmeric in it. | ||
| It's got black pepper in it. | ||
| That surprised me. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Black pepper makes turmeric work. | ||
| Without the black pepper, turmeric can't. | ||
| For real? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| That's why a lot of turmeric supplements have black pepper in it. | ||
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Black pepper's in all those juice shots and stuff. | |
| Ginger and all that, and cayenne, and lemon, and yeah, that's why it's in there. | ||
| Pepperon has some kind of feature, I don't know what you call it, not a feature, but a characteristic of it that makes stuff like that work. | ||
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It boosts your metabolism or something. | |
| You guys know how the chickens are just doing whatever and have no idea what's going on up here? | ||
| They got their chicken city with their chicken society, their chicken food, and chicken friends. | ||
| You know, what if that's just us? | ||
| Right? | ||
| We talk about things like turmeric, and we're all really serious about it. | ||
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And it's about as serious as a rooster going... That's how government views us is how you view your chickens. | |
| Exactly. | ||
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They're like, look how they don't know anything. | |
| Exactly. | ||
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Look how they're like happy and content with voting. | |
| Obviously, we do whatever we want anyway, and they think they have something to do with it democratically. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But what if what if that's like, what if they're aliens, you know, and they just look at us like a chicken coop, and we're just dumb. | ||
| Okay, so exhibit one is probably Nancy Pelosi. | ||
| I'm just saying there's a few people in there that for sure. | ||
| She probably has two of them. | ||
| I would say she probably has two aliens inside of her that are working together. | ||
| Is there? | ||
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No, that's a good point. | |
| Two big aliens right here. | ||
| Two big aliens. | ||
| Is there like a protrusion or something that you can see on her body where the aliens may be hiding? | ||
| They have to be on the upper torso since that makes the most logical sense. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That these two protruding big goblin aliens are located right here. | ||
| They're like jellyfish aliens. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Very soft to the touch. | ||
| But yeah, firm in some instances as well, but also extremely flexible and moves around. | ||
| I told Luke before the show that I did not want to talk about Nancy Pelosi's swimsuit picture. | ||
| I'm just dying to figure out a way to interject it. | ||
| I was waiting the whole show. | ||
| Linda, I was waiting the whole show. | ||
| I was like, when can I talk about Nancy Pelosi's bazanga? | ||
| Speaking of bazangas. | ||
| We have this story. | ||
| Nurse who was forced to quit her job after being outed as an OnlyFans star reveals she's earned millions in just two years as she shows off lavish spoils from her raunchy career, including $2 million mansion, designer closet, and custom Porsche. | ||
| She's Allie Ray, she's 34. | ||
| She was a nurse, but she figured out that porn makes more money. | ||
| And so now she's rich. | ||
| She's a millionaire. | ||
| Well, there you go. | ||
| Well, well, look at that. | ||
| Discuss. | ||
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Now she's an over-educated porn star, I love that. | |
| Is that what they said? | ||
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The role play, well, she was a nurse. | |
| She's literally an RN. | ||
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The role play, the medical role play could be so great on her channel. | |
| But is that, but you know, I don't know if that's over-educated, that's just educated. | ||
| Because, you know, her work is an exploration of the body. | ||
| And she's well-versed in the human body, you know? | ||
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Very true. | |
| I like it. | ||
| So what does this mean for, like, modern feminist thought? | ||
| That she was a nurse, but she's a millionaire when she does porn instead. | ||
| So first of all, this tells us that pushing girls to, like, educate themselves is just a lie because all you have to do is go on OnlyFans and you can make $2 million. | ||
| The other lie here is that if you do join OnlyFans, you will make $2 million because this does not happen 99% plus of the time. | ||
| Yeah, what's the average that a woman gets on OnlyFans? | ||
| It's like, what, I think it's 60 bucks or 300 bucks a month. | ||
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It's not good. | |
| On average. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You just gotta be famous. | ||
| Like, when we see these stories about OnlyFans, the reality is, some people, you've got two people, they make music. | ||
| For some reason, someone's music gets big and everyone listens to it, they make money because of it. | ||
| If you can attract customers, you make money. | ||
| And so, that's really it. | ||
| Probably a lot of women who couldn't do it. | ||
| You wanna go ahead? | ||
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Remember that one redheaded actress that like made like a million dollars in one like overnight or something because she made an OnlyFans and told her fans that she was gonna be naked on there but she really wasn't? | |
| But she grossed all this money and it like crashed OnlyFans? | ||
| Isn't that fraud? | ||
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Well, that's why it was such a big discussion. | |
| Bella somebody, I don't know. | ||
| Bella Delphine. | ||
| Rachel Dolezal has an OnlyFans. | ||
| This is when, you know, the market is getting very saturated. | ||
| Hey Luke, I can't point fingers because I have my own. | ||
| Yeah, okay, calm down. | ||
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Well, I'll remind you, you can make your OnlyFans whatever you want. | |
| You can make it a cooking channel if you want. | ||
| It's another path of, you know, generating income online. | ||
| It's just another income stream. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But we all know. | ||
| Technically correct. | ||
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What it's for. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Let's not kid ourselves here. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I feel like everybody knew when I announced it, but I was like, no, I'm going to make like, you know, polls about what you want me to talk about. | ||
| And I'm going to show a picture of my actual cat, who's amazing. | ||
| And I love him. | ||
| His name is Kenneth. | ||
| You can say you showed a picture of your- That's exactly what I said. | ||
| I was like, here's my cat. | ||
| I don't think- There is someone. | ||
| Who does this? | ||
| They have an OnlyFans? | ||
| Oh, it's Julie Borowski. | ||
| Oh, she did. | ||
| And it's like the titles are all suggestive, but then it's just like family friendly. | ||
| Yeah, she's reading the Constitution or something. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Talking about the First Amendment. | ||
| She's great. | ||
| My inspiration. | ||
| So that's it? | ||
| No comments on she's not a nurse anymore? | ||
| Well, I admire her pay upgrade because I know nurses don't make that much, but I do think that this really undercuts the whole case for girls going even into STEM because she actually did what you're supposed to do and she was like, oh my gosh, she doesn't make much money. | ||
| I'm going to start an OnlyFans. | ||
| And then I think because she did an OnlyFans and her coworkers found out, she got all this attention and that gave her the leverage she needed to turn it into like a really lucrative lifestyle. | ||
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What you really want to see is a bunch of these e-girls that make all their money and then they can go into whatever philanthropic endeavor they want, you know, and go and do great things for society because they have this career that's so, you know, locked in for them. | |
| That would be cool. | ||
| It would almost be redemptive. | ||
| It's like Kim Kardashian becoming, like, a civil rights lawyer, like, something that she can contribute that's not so, like, me-centered. | ||
| It's kind of crazy, though, but Kim Kardashian doesn't do this kind of stuff, right? | ||
| She's not, like, posting porn. | ||
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I mean, I would like to see that format a lot, because once you have it made on the back of, like, doing salacious stuff, it's like, now you're free to talk about other things. | |
| You could go on and do productive things. | ||
| I mean, Kim Kardashian did get popular from posting porn. | ||
| That's why she's famous. | ||
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That's the only reason she's famous. | |
| We had this earlier. | ||
| There's that politician in New York who made a sex tape or whatever. | ||
| Yeah, it's gross. | ||
| Hey man, you know, the times they are changing. | ||
|
unidentified
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Are we going to watch it? | |
| Yeah, we're going to play it for the audience live. | ||
| No, can we not? | ||
| Let's review it. | ||
|
unidentified
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That's for the members only, Alex. | |
| It's going to be like Mystery Science Theater 3000 or whatever, where you can see the back of our heads as we watch this politician. | ||
| Can we throw popcorn at the screen and stuff? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, there you go. | ||
| They should make a video about how they're going to screw the taxpayer in an actual screen. | ||
| This is how we're going to screw you, buddy. | ||
| That'd be great. | ||
|
unidentified
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Take it! | |
| I love it. | ||
| I could say a lot more and I have a lot more puns. | ||
| I'm proud of you. | ||
| But this is a family-friendly show and I'm a professional. | ||
|
unidentified
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Does Nancy Pelosi's daughter also come for that production? | |
| Ugh, gross. | ||
| Okay, I'm good. | ||
| Nepotism! | ||
| Yeah, it's beautiful. | ||
| Oh man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
|
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What's Nancy Pelosi's daughter look like? | |
| Oh, let's find out. | ||
| Who is her daughter? | ||
| I remember hearing about her a couple of times. | ||
| Didn't she work with Jon Stewart or the Daily Show or something like that? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
|
unidentified
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Or was that Hillary Clinton? | |
| She looks like Nancy Pelosi. | ||
| Goodness. | ||
| I'm trying to find like a bigger picture, I guess. | ||
| They're all like really small. | ||
| Large. | ||
| Nancy Pelosi daughter. | ||
|
unidentified
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There you go. | |
| Is that one? | ||
| Oh, that's a big one. | ||
| That's a viewable photo. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| She's taller. | ||
| Humans have gotten a lot taller. | ||
|
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Look how much different Nancy looks. | |
| That's a lot of plastic surgery. | ||
| A lot of people don't know this, but Pelosi actually had a guest role in an HBO TV show. | ||
| Actually, it was a long-running TV show. | ||
| It's called Tales from the Crypt. | ||
| I called it the Crypt Keeper. | ||
| She does look like that, to be fair. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| She was very cute when she was younger. | ||
| Oh, wait, wait, wait. | ||
| You know how you do the deepfake stuff? | ||
| Can someone deepfake her face onto the Cryptkeeper popping out of the thing? | ||
| That would be great. | ||
| Someone do that and tweet it. | ||
| Yeah, maybe it does exist. | ||
| I'm sure. | ||
| That would be fantastic. | ||
| Her daughter is not very pretty, but more power to her, I guess, for being a lawyer. | ||
| Are you saying she shouldn't do OnlyFans? | ||
| I don't think anyone should use OnlyFans for the purpose that it's typically used for. | ||
| That's just my stance. | ||
|
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If that's your mom, she can just snap her fingers and put you in whatever role in society you want to be. | |
| I mean, honestly, that's a free ticket to anywhere you want to go. | ||
| No, I don't know. | ||
| Like, if I got a call from Pelosi and she was like, have I whacked my daughter at your show? | ||
| I'd be like, no. | ||
|
unidentified
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Yeah, but there's a thousand of you. | |
| I mean, no offense. | ||
| I'm just saying they'll find some other person to put her on the show that does what you do. | ||
| No, I know. | ||
| It's just like, but they're still pigeonholed. | ||
| I suppose if she wanted her to be like a manager at a chicken processing plant, she could do it. | ||
| She's not too bad. | ||
| Don't be hatin', Linda. | ||
| So, to be fair, we already know, we know that women judge other people very harshly. | ||
| Like, we've seen the graphs about how they rate men on dating sites, right? | ||
| I think this transfers to other women as well, just from my personal experience, for sure. | ||
| Oh, and she's, look, look, look at the picture of Ron Wikipedia, she's holding a camera. | ||
| It's so that you know that she makes movies. | ||
|
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She looks good for a 52 year old lady. | |
| Is she 52? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh my lantern, she is. | ||
| Wow, that's crazy. | ||
| She does look pretty good, that's fair. | ||
| Yeah, for 52. | ||
| So wait, is Christina- Oh, she looks more like Nancy. | ||
| There we go. | ||
| Yeah, there's Nancy. | ||
| And she's not the one who's making movies. | ||
| It's the other one. | ||
| Okay, there's two. | ||
| Is there like Laura and Christina? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Oh, she produces documentaries for American Selfie, One Nation. | ||
| Man, you know, it must- I just can't imagine being part of a legacy family like that. | ||
| I feel like it would suck. | ||
|
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She's gonna win Oscars soon. | |
| I mean, that's how all these people like are built over time. | ||
| Like we were talking about CNN earlier and it reminded me how When I was a kid in public schools they had us watch Channel One and Anderson Cooper was like a young journalist and that was like his first gig. | ||
| So like if you're like a Vanderbilt they just install you and like see how it was just like set up for Anderson Cooper to be who he is? | ||
| Well, you know, after you interned for the CIA a little bit. | ||
|
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Yeah, but all of that's just what I mean. | |
| There's a different level of access for these people that are operating above everybody else. | ||
| It's like whatever your child wants to be, you just give it to them on a silver platter and hope that they don't screw it up because nothing has any value to them because they can have whatever they want. | ||
| First, they go to the top schools, where all the professors are afraid to give them a low grade. | ||
|
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It's rigged from the beginning. | |
| Then they intern at the Central Intelligence Agency. | ||
| Then they, again, just get a lucrative job that, of course, everyone dreams of getting. | ||
| But it's actually nepotism to the highest level. | ||
|
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Yeah, think about the long-term priming of that. | |
| Taxpayers funded me as a child to be exposed to Anderson Cooper, who would later be the face of You know, the most trusted name in news. | ||
| I mean, that's a kind of, like, unconscious priming of, like, making these people celebrities. | ||
| So I don't think that we should close this conversation about the Pelosi offspring without mentioning Paul Jr. | ||
| Because apparently, in August 2022, suspicions were raised over authorities' financial ties with Pelosi-led U.S. | ||
| delegation, and that included her son, Paul Jr. | ||
| So there's that Biden-esque corruption. | ||
| So it's everywhere. | ||
|
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Well, see, this is easy for me to see because I live in Hollywood and I've done entertainment for like, I don't know, 13 years or something. | |
| So, like, I just watch these, like, highlighted veins of access to everything all the time and seeing it in politics is no different. | ||
| Well, there it is. | ||
| Nepotism. | ||
| It's beautiful. | ||
| I had a joke that was gonna lay up for Luke, but I can't say it because, you know, the show's family-friendly. | ||
|
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I have to censor 75% of everything I want to say on this show. | |
| Yeah, y'all keep saying, this is a family-friendly show, and I feel really bad. | ||
| I swear a little bit I did I I didn't know that was a one of the cardinal sins of yeah, you can never come back Families and friends the chickens will attack you on your way out. | ||
| It's true Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Chris is preparing them right now. | ||
| He has a stick and he trains them. | ||
|
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I've been wanting to see Chicken City from the inside. | |
| In related context, there's a video of Biden sniffing on a child that just came out. | ||
| A new one? | ||
| A new one. | ||
| Wow. | ||
|
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The child came out or the story came out? | |
| The video of the story came out. | ||
| That's very egregious. | ||
| Well, knowing the Democrats, a child may come out soon after. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Was it a male or a female child? | ||
| Female. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah, the video's going viral right now on Twitter. | ||
| If you just pop up Twitter, it'll pop up right now. | ||
| And he gets handsy and uses the sniffer. | ||
| Are you retweeting it? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Just now? | ||
|
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Oh, look at this! | |
| Oh no. | ||
|
unidentified
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Don't do it, Jamie. | |
| What's he doing? | ||
| Don't do it, Joe. | ||
| Here comes the nose. | ||
| She knows what's coming. | ||
|
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You know what I love about Joe Biden? | |
| After the news came out that he was grabbing and groping and sniffing women, they told him to stop, he apologized, and then he kept doing it. | ||
|
unidentified
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He can't help himself. | |
| He's Italian. | ||
| He can't remember the poor guy. | ||
|
unidentified
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Why is everybody mad at me? | |
| This reminds me of showering with my child. | ||
| I just want to wash your hair. | ||
| He's the president! | ||
|
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How many tapes do they have on him? | |
| Yeah, but like the funny thing is, I'm imagining like Putin goes to Biden and he's like, Joe, we have camera tape on you, groping young girls. | ||
| And he's like, yeah, let him know. | ||
| He was like, yeah, there's like 500 on the internet. | ||
| You want to watch some with me? | ||
| Good times. | ||
|
unidentified
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Those are good memories, man. | |
| My favorites. | ||
| All right, we're gonna grab Super Chats! | ||
| If you have not already, would you kindly smash that like button, subscribe to this channel, and share the show with your friends. | ||
| We got a bunch of really awesome members-only shows over at TimCast.com, so become a member. | ||
| And none tonight, but the Cast Castle vlog coming up next Tuesday is going to be one of our best. | ||
| We've got a great guest flying in just for the show. | ||
| Actually, a couple people have flown in just for the show. | ||
| And it's gonna be really great with, yeah, I don't want to spoil it, but I imagine they're gonna get really mad at us over this one. | ||
| So it should be great. | ||
| All right, let's read Super Chats. | ||
| What do we got here? | ||
| Raymond G. Staley Jr. | ||
| says, gotta love Friday shows. | ||
| Shout out guest Lydia. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Potatoes for Seamus says, Luke, I have an important question. | ||
| What is a woman? | ||
| Someone who can't get drafted into the U.S. | ||
| military right now. | ||
| How about Nancy Pelosi? | ||
|
unidentified
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Oh, yeah. | |
| She's a woman. | ||
| A real lady. | ||
| A hybrid alien. | ||
| Yeah, a real lady. | ||
| Restless Medic says, my god, I love Rusty Cage. | ||
| The new song is by far my favorite, but only the family-friendly version, wink wink. | ||
| The H.E.R. | ||
| song is up there too, because I think it has a somber message. | ||
|
unidentified
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Well, I appreciate that, Restless Medic. | |
| Restless Medic, that's right. | ||
| Clef the Misfit says, thank you for having Bitcoin Mommy on tonight. | ||
| Jessica Vaughn is the perfect woman and she really needs to start her own podcast. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Do it. | ||
|
unidentified
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Thank you. | |
| Have me on. | ||
| I'll join you. | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| Scott Colombe says, anyone else notice the HBO watermark in the top right corner of the Nancy Pelosi video that was supposedly a CNN exclusive or just me? | ||
| Really? | ||
| Was that there? | ||
| Yeah, I didn't see that either. | ||
| I thought it was funny that they played this. | ||
| Did they really think that video was going to help them? | ||
| Nancy Pelosi being like, I've been waiting for this moment to happen. | ||
| It's like, you were? | ||
| Well, that's really weird. | ||
| How did you know it was gonna happen? | ||
| Okay, whatever. | ||
| Maybe people are just dumb enough to fall for it, I guess. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Kneeboops says, it's not Pelosi's 4D chest, it's quadruple D chest. | ||
| There you go, Luke. | ||
| You're welcome. | ||
| Thank you for that one. | ||
| I needed it. | ||
| Mitform02 says, Ray Epps tipped off Pelosi. | ||
|
unidentified
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Oh. | |
| Perhaps. | ||
| Perhaps. | ||
| Wasn't he in the video? | ||
| Some people are saying that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That he's, like, actually in the video. | ||
| Cody Mays says, 556, 762, and 50 cal. | ||
| Toggle says, three crew-served machine guns in U.S. | ||
| armed forces, 556, M249, a 762, M240, and a 50 cal M2. | ||
| Really? | ||
|
unidentified
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The M2? | |
| Full auto? | ||
| a 7.62 m2 40 and a 50 k m2 really the m2 full full auto mounted j turbo says most crew served | ||
| machine guns in the u.s. | ||
| are M2 .50 cal or MK19 40mm grenade launchers. | ||
| It's still my bucket list to shoot one of those. | ||
| That'd be so fun. | ||
| We were talking about going down to Florida because one of the friends of the show has one. | ||
| That'd be fun. | ||
| That'll be fun. | ||
|
unidentified
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Hit me up if you do. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Grofty says, can the UFO spin without the power of Ian? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I've never done this before. | ||
| You just hold the trigger down and it spins. | ||
|
unidentified
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Sounds like a lot of work. | |
| There it goes. | ||
| Ian's with us in spirit. | ||
| Ian's now replaced. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| Waffle Sensei says, bold of you to criticize The View, Tim. | ||
| You literally made a one for one copy with your show, Chicken City. | ||
| Oh, it's true, yeah. | ||
| Chicken City's Joshua Tilly says, hey Tim, are you invested in any funeral homes? | ||
| And can you get Ed Dowd on the show? | ||
| Would love to see the up-to-date on the GBJB reactions. | ||
| Hey, wait a minute. | ||
| Ethereum and funeral homes. | ||
| Those are good investments, right Luke? | ||
| No. | ||
|
unidentified
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Absolutely horrible investments. | |
| Stop it. | ||
| Why not funeral homes though? | ||
| Well, that's a different topic, but you're betting on people dying more than they usually do, which obviously there's a big discussion we could have here about the obvious that we can't talk about here on YouTube. | ||
| Alright, Andrew Patterson says, no notification Tim, nothing in search, had to go to channel directly. | ||
| They're trying to censor us! | ||
| Well, you gotta be the notification, share the video. | ||
| Lunderwear says, on your New Year's Times, New Year's Times Square ads towering over CNN, you should have the slogan, we are the new era. | ||
| I don't think people understand what that means, though. | ||
| And so we talked about it, like, just doing a basic ad that says, watch TimCast IRL Monday through Friday at 8 p.m. | ||
| Eastern Time is the most powerful thing you can do. | ||
| Because people who see it associate you with all the other big brands, and it's a simple message that works. | ||
| I think we should do an ad for CNN. | ||
| They need all the help they can get, and we just do all their best hits that we talked about on the show. | ||
| Just a highlight. | ||
| Don't forget CNN for Black holes. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Eating brains. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Raymond G. Stanley Jr. | ||
| said, don't forget about the eating of brains. | ||
| There you go. | ||
|
unidentified
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That's right. | |
| Got it in there. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That one came up. | ||
| Yep. | ||
|
unidentified
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Classic. | |
| Evilzombiehamster says, five bucks because I appreciate you guys. | ||
| I listen the next day on Apple Podcasts while I work. | ||
| Miss you, Lids. | ||
| And I miss the Potato Man. | ||
| Oh, I miss the Potato Man, too. | ||
| You know, Seamus will be coming back, I imagine. | ||
| No one cares about the Potato Man. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
|
unidentified
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The Potato Man. | |
| The Potato Man. | ||
| We gotta have Seamus on with Styx for this episode 666. | ||
| That would be interesting. | ||
| That'd be fun. | ||
| Yeah, I would watch that. | ||
| Yeah, it'd be so cool. | ||
| And what we'll do is we'll turn the lights real dim and put candles up. | ||
| And we'll all wear robes. | ||
| Seamus might be like, no. | ||
| He would not participate. | ||
| He absolutely would not. | ||
| Captain Ron Productions says, hey Tim, since you love history, my artillery unit will be the Cedar Creek Battlefield for the weekend for a huge Civil War reenactment. | ||
| Stop by and we will show your people the cannons. | ||
| Ooh, that sounds really cool. | ||
| Cedar Creek Battlefield. | ||
| Where's that though? | ||
| Can someone look that up real quick? | ||
| Is that nearby? | ||
| Probably so. | ||
| Fluffer Boys, 2004, says, Tim, I got it. | ||
| Your new news segment with the most accurate name ever would be called No Cap, for real. | ||
| I love that. | ||
| First of all, I'm on board. | ||
| Cedar Creek is in Virginia. | ||
| Very cool. | ||
| How far is it from here? | ||
| We don't want to tell publicly how far we're away from. | ||
| It's not too far. | ||
| No worries. | ||
| Relatively close? | ||
| Yeah, I feel like everyone knows where we are at this point. | ||
| Delta Charlie says, I was on deployment when the plane went missing. | ||
| Was sitting on the mess decks watching and almost choked on my dinner when that guest said that. | ||
| That's great, right? | ||
| Even a small black hole could swallow the whole universe. | ||
| That's a great conversation. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Holy cow. | ||
|
unidentified
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Wow. | |
| Just Leave Me Alone says, I am 58, my husband is 60. | ||
| We cut off our cable last year. | ||
| I watch you every weeknight. | ||
| Alternative media rocks. | ||
| Reality news. | ||
| That is very, very cool. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Reality news. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
|
unidentified
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Gotta get them while they're old. | |
| Apparently. | ||
| That's right. | ||
|
unidentified
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That's right. | |
| Andrew L., he's the one who tweeted us about Tulsi Gabbard. | ||
| He highlighted her tweet, so ended up pulling it up, and sure enough, it was there where she said, I'm honored to be selected as a 2015 YGL Voices representing Hawaii. | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| So whatever, you know, it is what it is. | ||
| Cynthia Spudge says, CNN was bad from the start. | ||
| In the first Gulf War, a dude reported from a studio, but green screened a Baghdad hotel lobby. | ||
| Yeah, I remember seeing that. | ||
| I don't know if that's true though, because I watched the videos and I really tried digging into that. | ||
| And I think it might actually just be that it was really low quality production and it looked fake. | ||
| But I don't know. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It just, it just looks fake regardless of, I don't know. | ||
|
unidentified
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It really does look fake. | |
| Was that around when they started doing the 24-hour news, though? | ||
| Was it during that period of time? | ||
| They started 24-hour news. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| I just meant, like, around that period of time. | ||
| Maybe they were just trying to figure it all out. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Adept Cuisinartist says, shout out to Rusty Cage, one of my favorite guests so far. Please invite discount Steve Buscemi | ||
| back soon. | ||
| Haha, that's a man. | ||
|
unidentified
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Whatever. | |
| I like it. | ||
| It took me a while to guess that one. | ||
|
unidentified
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It's just the big eyes, that's all. | |
| I put on weight so I would stop looking like him. | ||
| It didn't work. | ||
| You should just tell people he's your dad or your uncle. | ||
| He's like, oh he's my uncle. | ||
|
unidentified
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Uncle Steve. | |
| Uncle Steve. | ||
| Just tell everyone your real name is Rusty Buscemi. | ||
| Brett Ain't Dead says, not only on Epstein Island, the man filmed on it. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Oh, here you go. | ||
| Mike Williams nailed it. | ||
| He says, CNN should be changed to CON, Cable Opinion Network, CON. | ||
|
unidentified
|
There you go. | |
| Or what about like WAC, you know? | ||
| Or what about like WAC? You know? No. | ||
| So I'm gonna have some fun with this. | ||
| Luke would go around being like, I'm Luke from WRC. | ||
| And then I was like, where does the R come from? | ||
| We just make it up. | ||
| Just like all the words that I make up on this show. | ||
| Nuclear, nuclear, nuclear, nuclear. | ||
| There's people going crazy in the chat room when they hear me say it. | ||
| So nuclear. | ||
| We are change is WAC. | ||
| Yeah, but you don't want to go around saying, hey, I'm whack. | ||
| WRC, like screw it. | ||
| Whack. | ||
| The English language, we're far superior than that. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| We make up our own language. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Rudy C. Winslow says, my favorite CNN moment is when Brian Seltzer criticized Fox News staff for not taking vaccine selfies. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| That was so good! | ||
| Seamus did a cartoon about it, where the doctor is like, but have you taken a selfie? | ||
| And he's like, no. | ||
| And he's like, oh, why not? | ||
| And he's like, I don't want to do this. | ||
| And then the virus ends up getting him. | ||
| You didn't take a selfie? | ||
| No! | ||
| Yep, man, CNN, what the... Crazy. | ||
|
unidentified
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Alright, what do we have here? | |
| What's this? | ||
| Pallara says, so we have the old Linda, the new Linda, a conservative cutie, Steve Buscemi, and the pierogi t-shirt guy. | ||
| Tim, you have outdone yourself. | ||
|
unidentified
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Damn right. | |
| The pierogi t-shirt guy? | ||
| Do you make pierogis or something? | ||
| I should. | ||
| You should. | ||
| If anyone wants to start a pierogi business with me, without any seed oils, without any bad ingredients, let me know right now. | ||
| Luke at wearechanged.org. | ||
| That's my email. | ||
| Let's start a pierogi company. | ||
|
unidentified
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Let's do it. | |
| You did it here. | ||
| I'm serious. | ||
| I want pierogies. | ||
|
unidentified
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I love pierogies. | |
| Beef liver mixed in with pasture raised cows. | ||
| Pierogies. | ||
| That sounds amazing. | ||
| Let's do it. | ||
| Luke's pierogies. | ||
| Let's do it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'll start it up. | ||
| All right. | ||
| I'm doing it. | ||
| Let's do pierogies. | ||
| But if I do this, Seamus has to start a potato company. | ||
| Cause then you need the potatoes. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Seamus's potatoes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
|
unidentified
|
Well, there you go. | |
| Let's do it. | ||
| I mean, we need a product to sell anyway. | ||
| Why not pierogies? | ||
| Freezer pierogies? | ||
|
unidentified
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Perfect. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then we'll get them in like... With beef liver. | ||
| We'll get them in, you know, Jewel Osco and Savon and Pavilions. | ||
| I'm just trying to name a bunch of different grocery stores around the country. | ||
| We got Food Lion, Safeway. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| It's only going to be Polish delicatessen stores, like the small ones. | ||
| There was one in my neighborhood in Chicago. | ||
| I don't know if it's still around. | ||
| It was called Gilmart. | ||
| And they had like the best potato salad ever. | ||
| But if it still exists and you are in Chicago, you can go check them out. | ||
| Everybody used to rave over their potato salad, apparently. | ||
| It was a big deal. | ||
| If you're in the pierogi business, hit me up. | ||
| All right, now that we're talking about starting a pierogi business, let's see what we got. | ||
| Andrew Starr says, you guys must not be around very many Gen Z because they are nuts. | ||
| There's probably a lot of bad ones, you know, crazy ones, but there's crazy people in general. | ||
|
unidentified
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Yeah, I never said that they weren't nuts. | |
| They're definitely insane. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Dim Sum Nim Sum says, Aslan isn't a cannibal anymore. | ||
| Every seven years you have all new cells. | ||
| But there is a video somewhere, maybe in an elevator, of him eating humans. | ||
| I heard that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So I guess after seven years you're no longer a cannibal? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All right, I guess. | ||
| I always thought it depended on the severity of the crime. | ||
| If you murder someone, you're always a murderer, right? | ||
| Well, I think cannibalism is pretty serious. | ||
| Yeah, I feel like you can't turn around and not be a cannibal anymore. | ||
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Right. | |
| You can renounce thievery and be like, it was a mistake, I'll never do it again. | ||
| And people will be like, well, he no longer does that. | ||
| He's paid his due. | ||
| But if you eat a person, you can never just not have ate a person. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| It's just more serious. | ||
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It's a social construct. | |
| Yeah, that's fair. | ||
| Yeah, Reza Aslan's a cannibal. | ||
| Joe Spinell says, I'm a Gen Xer looking down at you Millennials and Gen Z types smugly laughing from my theatrical balcony. | ||
| Glad to hear it. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Dan Pitt says, I have all my fingers. | ||
| The knife goes chop, chop, chop. | ||
| If I miss the space beat in between, my fingers will come off. | ||
| Was that your biggest song? | ||
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That's probably the most culturally significant. | |
| Because people stole it too, didn't they? | ||
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Yeah, I mean, like, the tune, who knows? | |
| I mean, people have, like, gone back and, like, found other tunes that sound similar. | ||
| Yeah, but I definitely wrote it from my head. | ||
| But yeah, now it's, like, definitely become popular on TikTok. | ||
| 27 million views on YouTube. | ||
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Is that where it's at? | |
| Yep. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| Not to mention there's a bunch of other videos, like, copying it or playing the song too, you know? | ||
|
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Right, yeah. | |
| Mart Arbenflart says, don't eat dirt, Tim. | ||
| Good advice. | ||
| Oh, here's a good one. | ||
| Quispy Joe says CNN should be called CNN Cannibal News Network. | ||
| There you go. | ||
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Then I would watch. | |
| Eat your heart out. | ||
| Oh no, Luke. | ||
| You know, I bet if they leaned into the cannibal thing, their ratings would have gone way up. | ||
| Yeah? | ||
| It's like, look, it's such buzzword that it's been like 10 years and we're still talking about it. | ||
| Imagine if they just actually put him on as an anchor and said, look, if you just do the show while eating people, People are gonna watch! | ||
| And, you know, as long as the people eating consent to it, I guess. | ||
| Wasn't there a story about that? | ||
|
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With the Kevin Bacon guy? | |
| Recently, somebody was in the headlines for some guy that looked like he was in the original Donner party come back to life, and he was eating a guy named Kevin Bacon. | ||
| There was a story where two guys met up because one guy consented to being eaten. | ||
| I don't know. No, there was a story that part there was a story where two guys met up because one guy consented to | ||
|
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being In Germany, this is | |
| Yeah, Rammstein made a song about it, yeah, really it's a famous case from like the late 90s | ||
|
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Did the cannibal not look like a Donner party like remnant? | |
| I Don't know about that | ||
| I don't remember, but I just know that it is something M-E-I-W-E-S, I should say. | ||
|
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I think if you're in a crisis situation like the Donner Party was, that if you have to eat a person to stay living, that you shouldn't have to be called a cannibal. | |
| That was an exception. | ||
| You are. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| Really? | ||
| No, you're a cannibal. | ||
|
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Well, I mean, you are a cannibal, right? | |
| But like, should you have to- is it the same as people who are just demented that want to- because you have this will to live, right? | ||
| And if it's a dead person that's lying there and those were the only people that- You're a cannibal. | ||
| Well, right, but like the stigma attached to that. | ||
| Did I tell you I used to be a Democrat for my whole life? | ||
| Well, no, I mean, like, we can understand why someone would do it, but it doesn't change the fact that you're a cannibal. | ||
|
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Yeah, okay, well, but if you are a vegetarian, are you still considered a carnivore because you used to eat meat? | |
| That's different. | ||
| A carnivore isn't something you earn based on having committed an act one time. | ||
| A carnivore, or humans would be omnivores, is just a classification of what we can eat. | ||
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You see how that's just like a social construct of something, because we're just picking and choosing what makes and has lasting effect. | |
| Humans are omnivorous no matter what, always. | ||
| You can stop eating meat and say you're a vegetarian, and then you stop being a vegetarian when you start eating meat again. | ||
| Like, having committed an action that we have, like, I guess a name for? | ||
| I guess, you know, like I said, it's based on severity. | ||
| And eating other humans is pretty severe. | ||
| Like, it's up there. | ||
| I think that if you are, like, in the Donner— That's true. | ||
| I think if you are in the Donner Party and you survive because you had to eat one of your compatriots, You don't care what they call you because you're still alive and you're very glad. | ||
|
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Yeah, they like, one of the guys that came back from that, all of society, because of course society was very small in the 1800s, but they like, they like blacklisted this guy and he had got ran out of town and he was, he was shunned his whole life for something that was obviously just a something. | |
| How did they find out? | ||
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No, because there was all these accounts and the whole reason it's a piece of history is because there's all these journals, you know? | |
| No, I know, but imagine admitting to that and then destroying it. | ||
| There's no internet, there's no video footage, no one's filming. | ||
|
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Someone wrote a journal. | |
| I know, I know, that's what I'm saying. | ||
|
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Once they got rescued, they had to account for why everybody's dead, right? | |
| They froze to death. | ||
| And starved. | ||
| They're gone. | ||
| How did you survive? | ||
| What did you eat? | ||
| We ate rabbits. | ||
| And what we did was we cracked their bones and got the bone marrow for fat. | ||
| We barely made it. | ||
| We're so grateful. | ||
|
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Yeah, well they had all these journals of all these people's property and all, you know, they abandoned some along the way. | |
| I mean, it's just, there was hundreds of people in the original Donner party, all those cats. | ||
| I think it was Loudmouth McGillicuddy who spilled all the beans. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| So, the funny thing is, we know the story of the Donner Party, but I'm willing to bet there's like 800,000 identical stories that we've never heard. | ||
| I mean, there's a story from, rugby fans will remember this, a story from Peru. | ||
| I don't remember what the team was or what their nationality was. | ||
|
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The soccer players that got stuck in the mountains? | |
| No, rugby. | ||
| I don't know if it was soccer. | ||
| I feel like it was rugby for some reason. | ||
| Maybe wrong. | ||
| But they all crash-landed and they had their plane crash in the, I don't know, somewhere in the Andes? | ||
| and then they had to eat their fellow compatriots to survive. | ||
|
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The whaling ship, the Essex that Moby Dick was based on, from Nantucket, they went out, 19 people and three got back, | |
| and the rest got eaten. | ||
| Yeah. Wow. | ||
| And then here's the thing. | ||
| If your plane crashes, and then it's like you and a group of people, | ||
| and then everyone's getting really hungry, and then some one person is really weak and like, | ||
| I'm not gonna make it, and then dies. | ||
| Everybody looks around and they go, we have to eat him, otherwise we'll die. | ||
| And then you say, I won't do it. | ||
| And they go, okay. | ||
| And then three days later, it's you going, I'm so weak, I'm gonna die. | ||
| And they're like, then you're next. | ||
|
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The problem is with starvation is the people who die of starvation have the most lean meat on them, so they're the less nutritious, so they're actually not going to keep people alive longer. | |
| You want to eat the most blubbery person. | ||
| The problem with that is the ethical line is, did I murder you to eat you? | ||
| That's much worse than being a cannibal because of, you know, the situation. | ||
| This actually was a huge problem. | ||
| Did I kill you to eat you? | ||
| That's obviously way worse than eating a dead body. | ||
| I do not want to be in an airplane with Raza Aslan. | ||
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I'll eat people. | |
| It's been 30 minutes. | ||
| He's putting on a bib and pulling out a fork and a knife. | ||
| And he's like, excuse me? | ||
| As the plane's going down, I'm like, calm down. | ||
|
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Stop it. | |
| I say we eat that guy. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Actually, if we were going to make it a movie, the plane would be going down and then it | ||
| crashes and then Rezla debates how he has to eat people. | ||
| And then at the end, you get the reveal and it's Rezla walking up to the plane before | ||
| takeoff and like cutting a wire and then going. | ||
|
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And then it's like, oh, it was him the whole time. | |
| He wanted to eat people! | ||
|
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Gotta eat. | |
| Alright. | ||
| Nate says, California and Washington already legalized composting human remains, so we're already there. | ||
| Somebody tagged me in that during the show and I was like, oh god, I thought we had like a couple years at least. | ||
| I guess not. | ||
|
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We're screwed. | |
| It's gonna be funny, man. | ||
| User not available says, are they letting crime get bad so we beg them for something far worse? | ||
| What could that be in your opinions? | ||
| No, it's, it's, what you do is, here's your standard of living. | ||
| The government destroys it. | ||
| Then when they come back halfway, it sounds good. | ||
| Get it? | ||
| So it's like, they destroy your refrigerator, your clean running water, your heat, and you're living in a mud hut. | ||
| And you're like, this is terrible. | ||
| And then they come back and say, we're gonna get you your apartment back, but there's no refrigerator and no air conditioning and no running water. | ||
| And you go, it is better than a mud hut. | ||
| And then you're like, thank you so much for this. | ||
| They've taken from you, but you're happy. | ||
| See, you will own nothing and you will be happy. | ||
| The funny thing is, it's like, They were being honest with you when they said that. | ||
| They're going to take everything you have. | ||
| And by the time you have suffered for a long time, like after a little while, you'll have suffered so much, they'll come back to you and they'll offer you the tiniest morsel and you will say, thank you so much. | ||
|
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Netflix and antidepressants. | |
| There you go. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know about Netflix. | ||
| Netflix kind of suck. | ||
| It's going to be Amazon. | ||
|
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Yeah, it's gonna be something that's gonna... Video games and drugs. | |
| That's what Noel Forari, Cross Swap's right-hand man, says it will be. | ||
| So there's a bunch of AI programs. | ||
| I don't know if you've messed around with them. | ||
| We were messing with stable diffusion. | ||
| It's so fun making these photos. | ||
| But also there's the open AI playground. | ||
| You can type in, tell me a story about, and whatever. | ||
| So I actually, I tweeted a bunch of these. | ||
| I was like, tell me a story about Donald Trump saving the world. | ||
| And then it literally just writes the story out. | ||
| Here's the craziest thing. | ||
| I did this. | ||
| I posted it in our Slack, Luke, so I'll have to show it to you. | ||
| I said, write a script about Luke Rudkowski explaining how Russia starts World War III. | ||
| And it wrote a We Are Change script. | ||
| It said, hey everybody, Luke Rudkowski here from We Are Change. | ||
| Right now, Russia- I was like, whoa, man. | ||
| Did it say, like, welcome back? | ||
| Did it do that? | ||
| No, it said, I'm Luke Rutkowski of We Are Change. | ||
| I didn't prompt We Are Change, it knew who you were and it wrote it out. | ||
| So what's going to happen in the future when you plug in the Neuralink, I said this before, you're going to set, you're going to plug into the Matrix, the Neuralink, you're going to be in just, it's white nothing, and you're going to go... | ||
| Create a world where I am the general of an army fighting against Russia, and I have superpowers like Superman. | ||
| And then the world is gonna manifest right before your eyes, and then you're gonna start flying around, and that's what they're gonna make. | ||
| They're gonna give everyone the opportunity to be gods in their own mini-universes. | ||
|
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If we're currently in that simulation, I definitely typed in the wrong prompt. | |
| Yeah, you did. | ||
| It's all your fault. | ||
| You were like, make me look like Steve Buscemi. | ||
|
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This is what you got. | |
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Give me a mediocre understanding of random things. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, but enough to be, like, I mean, look, man, you got a big YouTube channel, rather successful, so I think you probably typed in the right thing. | ||
| You know, you started the game and you were like, I don't want to be too famous, but I want to be, like, successful, famous, you know, have a lot of fans, and it was modest. | ||
| It was a modest request, but, you know. | ||
| You don't want to be too famous. | ||
| It's annoying. | ||
| You can't go anywhere. | ||
| You can't do nothing. | ||
| You don't want to be, like, middle of the line, like... D-list. | ||
| Z-list. | ||
| I'll take Z. You're also mid-plot. | ||
|
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I'll be on the Z. This is mid-plot. | |
| Like, your ending isn't written. | ||
| We don't know. | ||
| True. | ||
|
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Alright, I appreciate that. | |
| Ryan James says, next debate on your show should be Vosch versus Dave Smith. | ||
| Please make this happen. | ||
| Vosch needs a formidable challenge. | ||
| Dave Smith will destroy. | ||
| Also, Coleman Hughes would be an amazing guest. | ||
| He's got great insight on CRT. | ||
| Actually, Vosch and Dave Smith would be a really fantastic conversation. | ||
| I just think it's like Vosch is one of the only leftists who is willing to come on the show. | ||
| Because most of them don't want to do it. | ||
| I would have to keep myself out of that conversation if that was a debate. | ||
| Just to be neutral to Vosch. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But I wonder. | ||
| I don't know Vosch's position on war. | ||
| Is he pro-war? | ||
|
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Probably. | |
| I would assume so, just based on general tribalism, but I don't want to immediately assume that. | ||
| He might be very much opposed to it. | ||
| I think he said some tanky stuff. | ||
| That kind of tanky vibe. | ||
| Sean says, Xenon is one of two common fission products of uranium. | ||
| There have been natural fission reactors in the past. | ||
| Look up fission product graph. | ||
| Retired Navy nuke. | ||
| Very interesting. | ||
|
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Interesting. | |
| Very interesting indeed. | ||
| Dylan Keller says, what if religious experiences are just a side effect of higher beings texting each other and they don't realize it affects us or that we're here at all? | ||
| Dude. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Do you guys ever watch What the Bleep? | ||
| Do you know? | ||
| Do we know? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| One of the best parts of it is when they explain higher dimensional beings and it's the Flatland thing. | ||
| So for those that aren't familiar. | ||
| The narrator basically says, imagine there's a universe that only exists in two dimensions. | ||
| You as a person in the third dimension have a concept of up, so you're above this two-dimensional reality. | ||
| But they have no idea what above or below is, it doesn't exist to them. | ||
| To you, you're looking down, you can see the inside of their house, you can see the streets, you can see the cars, you can see the people. | ||
| So when you speak and your voice goes down, they feel your voice coming from the inside of their bodies, because it's like hitting the center of their mass, which they can't comprehend. | ||
| And then you say to them, in your closet, there's $5 in a shoebox. | ||
| There's a map of Europe. | ||
| Outside right now is a dog. | ||
| He's gonna... Oh, he barked. | ||
| And then this two-dimensional being is going like, how can you know all of this? | ||
| Are you God? | ||
| And you're like, no, I'm just in another dimension. | ||
| So it very well may be that a lot of these experiences, I've heard so many stories from people who say they've heard a voice coming from inside their body. | ||
| That's like, it may be something like that. | ||
|
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Do we know what the low-frequency pulses in Havana are? | |
| Some people say they're fake. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| But maybe that's it. | ||
| Maybe the interdimensional beings just got Wi-Fi and now they're just blasting us and we're like, ah, my brain! | ||
| That'd be actually kind of funny if that were true. | ||
| The humming you're hearing is like a 17-year-old interdimensional being playing Call of Duty, or whatever they would call it in their dimension. | ||
| Oh, is that why people's ears ring constantly sometimes? | ||
| Some people get tinnitus, that's probably what that is. | ||
| It's the aliens. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| You're welcome. | ||
| I gotta read this one from Real Hydro because we know we love you, man. | ||
| He says, I agree, Tim. | ||
| You guys do have the brain and IQ of chickens. | ||
| Finally, we can agree on something. | ||
| You may just have something, Tim. | ||
| Oh, Hydro. | ||
| I appreciate it. | ||
| That was a really good one. | ||
|
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I had to read it. | |
| Yup. | ||
| The brain and IQ of chickens. | ||
|
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Respect. | |
| That was good. | ||
| Coming from the guy who dumps money on the show to rag on it, but you know, respect. | ||
| I appreciate the super chats. | ||
| I mean, you're saying the things you don't like about us and you're giving us money and that one was really good. | ||
| Credit where credit is due. | ||
| Grofty then follows up with, baw baw baw bawk. | ||
| Not relevant says some notable lukisms. | ||
| Exasturbated. | ||
| Digilence. | ||
| Possibility. | ||
| Tenterclease. | ||
| Metamal. | ||
| Dergatory, revalence, teethering, expulnation, turmoil, perculiar, $136,000. | ||
| And nuclear! | ||
|
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I'm creating my own language, guys. | |
| You guys are catching me in what I'm doing here. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| But yeah. | ||
| So what? | ||
| What can you say? | ||
| English is not your first language. | ||
| Yeah, it's not. | ||
| Respect it. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Guardsman says, I asked a local dentist about fluoride in our water. | ||
| He doesn't know about any mind control stuff, but he does know that cavity appointments dropped off almost entirely when they did. | ||
| Fluoride does help your teeth, as far as I know. | ||
| That doesn't mean you should swallow it. | ||
|
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Yeah, or bathe in it. | |
| In fact, you have to go to the poison control center or something or like a hospital if you get too much of it. | ||
| If you ingest a bunch of toothpaste, it's like a warning on it. | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's bad. | ||
| I'm good. | ||
| So, you know, what's going on? | ||
| You know, YouTube is just so slow. | ||
| It's so annoying. | ||
| I think we got a couple more super chats we can read here. | ||
| Let's see. | ||
| Reggae Vibez says, look up Liver Eater Johnson, a real cannibal whose story is legendary. | ||
| His statue is in Cody, Wyoming. | ||
| All right, we got here. | ||
| SR71Industries says, shameless plug for SR71Industries, starting a channel for car enthusiasts by car enthusiasts. | ||
| We will discuss budget builds and turbo installs, even in the apocalypse car culture reigns. | ||
| Witness me. | ||
| I don't know if we ever announced that we were building ski bowling. | ||
| Did I ever mention that? | ||
| Did I mention? | ||
| Not officially. | ||
| Because someone's probably going to do it, but I don't care because I want it to exist. | ||
| I want you to imagine this, a bowling lane. | ||
| But at the end of that bowling lane is a ski ball target. | ||
| Ramp. | ||
| So you throw bowling balls, they launch into the air, and then you try and get them into the points. | ||
|
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Yeah, I think that's an awesome idea. | |
| Yeah, so we're actually working on it right now, but we're probably several months out because Freedomistan, the building just got finished. | ||
| Woo, finally! | ||
| But that just means the outer shell. | ||
| So now the internals have to be done, lighting, and one of those things we want to build is a bowling lane where we can fold down a ramp that serves as a skee-ball mechanism. | ||
|
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Do you have to have lighter bowling balls for that? | |
| We're going to use probably wood, like a really light wood or plastic, because you don't want to throw a 10 pound bowling ball and slamming into it. | ||
| But then the idea is if you fold the ramp back, we can actually have pins so you can actually bowl or you could skee-bowl. | ||
| But I'm like, I'm just saying, you know, a skeeball is so much fun, but it's so small. | ||
| I want full force, like 20 mile an hour, whoosh, just slamming it, whoosh. | ||
| No, that's probably too fast. | ||
| It'll probably just smack the top or whatever, but you could do that skeeball too. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
|
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It would definitely take a lot of physics experimenting to get that right. | |
| Because yeah, would a lighter ball be enough? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I can't wait to see that in operation. | ||
| It's skeeball, so the lighter ball only has to fall in a hole. | ||
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Sure. | |
| That's it. | ||
| So, it's actually not a lot of experimentation. | ||
| It's just going to require basic math. | ||
| We're going to need someone to just draw out the math. | ||
| And big balls. | ||
| Yeah, and make big balls. | ||
| We need someone who can make really big balls. | ||
| Someone who's got big balls. | ||
| So, it's basically... Look, in skeeball, if you throw the ball too hard, it just smacks the top and falls down. | ||
| You get nothing. | ||
| It'll be the same thing for skeeballing. | ||
| You'll have to learn how to throw it at the right speed to try and launch it into the targets to get 100 points, 50, 40, 30, 20, or 10. | ||
| I'm really excited for Ski Bowling. | ||
| It's going to be really, really fun. | ||
| I look forward to those videos for sure. | ||
| If you haven't already, my friends, please smash that like button, subscribe to this channel, share the show with your friends, and become a member over at TimCast.com. | ||
| We've got a whole bunch of awesome uncensored shows Monday through Thursday, every night at 11 p.m., and that library is massive, so don't forget! | ||
| You should check those out. | ||
| You can follow the show at TimCastIRL. | ||
| You can follow me at TimCast. | ||
| Jessica, do you want to shout anything out? | ||
|
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Please follow me on Twitter and Instagram, Jessica Vaughn. | |
| Oh, and it's so exciting to be here in the room where I've been red-pilled for the last two and a half years. | ||
| Life is a video game and I feel like this is definitely one of the boxes to check. | ||
| Thanks for having me. | ||
| Lydia, have you anything to shout out? | ||
| I do have a few things to shout out. | ||
| My marketing director is telling me to hammer three things. | ||
| First of all, I have a YouTube channel. | ||
| It's at Sour Patch Lids, which surprises no one. | ||
| The other thing that might surprise people is that I do have an OnlyFans. | ||
| It's called Lids of TikTok, L-Y-D-S, and sourpatchlids.me. | ||
| That's all. | ||
| Thanks so much for having me. | ||
| I'm very grateful to be here. | ||
| Right on. | ||
| And Mr. Rusty Cage? | ||
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Go check out my YouTube, youtube.com forward slash rustycage. | |
| I think you will be pleasantly surprised at what my current project is. | ||
| He built a lemonade stand. | ||
|
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Yes. | |
| Just a lemonade stand. | ||
|
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It's just a lemonade stand. | |
| It might, may or may not be. | ||
| Just a lemonade stand. | ||
|
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Just a lemonade stand. | |
| There you go. | ||
| No, don't say anything else. | ||
| I'm going to have to watch that one. | ||
|
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It's good. | |
| My website is LukeUncensored.com. | ||
| If you think I get ridiculous here, just imagine what I do behind my own private website where I get to say and do whatever I want. | ||
| Videos there almost every single day, a forum, masterclasses, exclusive merchandise. | ||
| I uploaded one of the videos on a fake YouTube channel. | ||
| We will see you all next time, I guess. | ||
| We'll have clips up throughout the weekend. | ||
| And I really gotta stress this. | ||
| this evening. I guess just another chat, the comment and talk to you later. | ||
| We will see you all next time. I guess we'll have clips up throughout the | ||
| weekend and I really got to stress this. | ||
| Become a member because Tuesday at 7 PM we are going to have one of the best | ||
| cast castle episodes ever. We've all been working very, very hard on it. | ||
| We've brought out two really awesome guests. | ||
| Of course, Rusty's here. | ||
| He's gonna be a big component of the new show, so we're really excited to have him. | ||
| And we've got another guest I'm not going to name, but you'll figure it out, obviously, on Monday. | ||
| So, thanks for hanging out, everybody, and we'll see y'all on Monday. |
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