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| Oh yeah, we're back. | ||
| And he's gonna get myocarditis and die. | ||
| What they're saying is that you're gonna get mud butt for five days. | ||
| Honestly, I'm probably not gonna have a solid stool for a while, but it's worth it. | ||
| Eat some cheese. | ||
| Eat a lot of cheese. | ||
| I am. | ||
| I am eating a lot of cheese. | ||
| Colostrum charcoal. | ||
| What about ashwagandha? | ||
| What does that do? | ||
| Well, that is for your thyroid and hormones and male health. | ||
| And I know we're in the after show and I could have brought this up, but I don't know why. | ||
| I'd like to get Tim's opinion on, there's a guy, and I had a chance to call him out, now I'm kind of ruining it and I should have, but what do you guys think about Brandon Straka giving information about Simone Gold that led to her arrest? | ||
| I never heard about this. | ||
| Have you heard about that Tim? | ||
| Yeah I think it's bullshit. | ||
| Well, it's in those leaked things where it said that... No, but I think the goal of it is just to make people hate each other and fight each other, and I think they're trying to make it seem a lot worse than what really happened. | ||
| I don't trust the feds. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Yeah, they could write something. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, I guess you'd give them the benefit of the doubt, but... Oh, now we got some key issues. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Alex making faces. | ||
| It's the wrong Honda, though, anyway. | ||
| But Allison took the other one. | ||
| You guys, see, that's why Tim is a man of the people. | ||
| A wealthy man still drives a Honda because he's not going to be an elitist. | ||
| Bro, Honda's more expensive than the Tesla. | ||
| Are you kidding? | ||
| No, I love Hondas. | ||
| No, I'm a Honda, Toyota all day and they make great cars. | ||
| No joke, like Teslas are cheaper, like depending on the Honda you get, but these are like work vehicles. | ||
| This is a, it's a pilot, you know? | ||
| Yo, but, but we got it. | ||
| We got it. | ||
| We needed the seats for the guests and the luggage and stuff. | ||
| My point being is they took, Simone Gold went to jail and she was the leader of America's Frontline Doctors and she was the one talking about the COVID narrative. | ||
| So for me, we're talking about, we're like, oh, what, you know, what conspiracies are there? | ||
| There's so many conspiracies in the world, but I just cannot believe the glaring thing of the sudden adult death syndrome was It's not a real thing. | ||
| That wasn't even a term. | ||
| There were SIDS, Sudden Infant Death Syndrome, and now they've skyrocketed in life insurance payouts 40% in the past year. | ||
| And nobody is talking about the one thing that could be causing this. | ||
| And for me, I think that's one of the biggest conspiracies that's right in front of our face that nobody is even really mentioning. | ||
| Sudden Adult Death Syndrome from 2006. | ||
| That's sad. | ||
| It's just funny how we're seeing all these stories where it's like, is climate change causing heart attacks? | ||
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And I'm like, what? | |
| Well, obviously myocarditis and heart issues have happened before, you know, the, you know, whatever, the vaccine, but it's just the alarming rate of soccer players and you see all these people in marathoners that are falling down. | ||
| I mean, I think it's pretty obvious. | ||
| Yeah, but you know, like the thing is, I'm not so sure that it's the vaccine itself, but the mass vaccination. | ||
| So we've never done a 4x mass vaccination before. | ||
| And so I'm wondering if the real issue is, it's a fact that vaccines have side effects. | ||
| They are typically rare, relatively, depending on what your definition of rare is, but like, it's like, what is it, in the fractions of a percent of people who experience negative side effects that are serious? | ||
| So when you give out like 50,000 shots, you know, in over a weekend, it's like you might see five people and no one really cares. | ||
| Don't give a shit. | ||
| But you give out not just a hundred million shots, you give it out four times, then you're going to see people increasingly suffering the side effects of those shots. | ||
| Okay, I want to get your guys' opinion on this conspiracy. | ||
| I had a guy named Dr. Ben Tapper. | ||
| He's been, you know, shut down all over the internet. | ||
| And he has this theory, and his family's been anti-vax for a while. | ||
| I mean, you know, whatever your opinion is on vaccines. | ||
| But he theorizes that the reason why we have such an increase in gender dysphoria is because we're giving children ...vaccines that are cultured on aborted fetal cells, and there's two lines of aborted fetal cells. | ||
| There's a male one or a female. | ||
| So he believes that we're giving these children vaccines that might have the DNA of a woman to a boy at a really young age. | ||
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| Yeah, and because they're getting it at such a young age in the developmental stage when their cerebral cortex is developing, you know, it's basically epigenetics is what they call that, and I wasn't familiar with it, but it almost makes sense. | ||
| Because why are so many more people have gender dysphoria? | ||
| Um, plastic. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, I mean, there could be multiple causes. | ||
| I think that's a good almost theory. | ||
| So there's a stem cell therapy you can get, intravenous stem cell therapy. | ||
| You may have heard of it. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Joe Rogan talks about NAD, nicotinamide, adenine, dinucleotide. | ||
| These same companies will offer up, it's like eight grand, stem cell therapy. | ||
| And what happens is they give you an IV, the stem cells go into your body, and they attach themselves to where there's inflammation, and then they start becoming the cells around it and healing, right? | ||
| The only problem is, you don't know the sex of those cells. | ||
| So I was thinking about this, I was like, if those, because they're like, it comes from, you know, the umbilical cord of a baby, and I'm like, what if it's a girl baby? | ||
| And you're a dude. | ||
| And you put 30 million female cells attached to all of your organs and everything. | ||
| Not just that, you're chimeric. | ||
| The DNA of those things is going to be different. | ||
| Unless I'm wrong about stem cells. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| No, and then you're gay. | ||
| No, I'm just kidding. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| And then all of a sudden, you're like, you're like, this is the crazy thing about the stem cell therapy. | ||
| I'm like, if you got it every day, would you be immortal? | ||
| Like, is it going to replace the damaged and dead cells? | ||
| And then eventually, like, you'll just be some other person or something? | ||
| How old is Henry Kissinger? | ||
| Yeah, but they're drinking the adrenochrome. | ||
| But did you see Jared Kushner also said that he might live forever, and he thinks he's gonna be immortal? | ||
| Yeah, that's literal transhumanism, and that's one of the worst things I think. | ||
| And real quick, I want to let you go, but I think that's what I believe. | ||
| I believe the Matrix is almost a true story, because I think that they're gonna say, oh, climate change is so bad here, plug into the Metaverse, live in this fake pod, where there, you only live for 72 years here on Earth, but you live for a thousand years in the Metaverse. | ||
| Well, only the lucky people, the elites, will live forever, and of course that's their plan. | ||
| And the comments made What's his name again? | ||
| Sorry, it just totally blanked out here. | ||
| Kushner. | ||
| He's like, I need to get healthy because I want to live forever. | ||
| And with the technological advancement, that can happen. | ||
| He said that. | ||
| I mean, I know. | ||
| That's pretty deep, because we talk about, like, you know, occultism, and we talk about, like, these secret societies, but the idea of living forever and uploading your consciousness to a computer and the transhumanist agenda, that's what they want more than anything, and when they're being out in the open, like, that's as anti-God as it gets. | ||
| It's like they want to play God, and I think, for me personally, and you guys might not agree with this, But the idea that you convince everybody that that two rocks mash together and we just evolved from pond scum and that everything is an accident, I think that's kind of evil and that we should die and that there was some sort of creator now. | ||
| You might have a different creator, you know, each person might not agree who that creator is. | ||
| I guess my point being is I feel like there is somebody that pressed play on this record player and you're supposed to be beginning, there's supposed to be an end, and the idea of the transhumanists are living forever, that's actually satanic and demonic. | ||
| So let me check this out from medical press. | ||
| They say, when a cell divides, its DNA is duplicated, and each resulting daughter cell inherits one copy of the DNA. | ||
| Over time, errors arising during the duplication process can lead to mutations and cause cancers. | ||
| Using sophisticated approaches, including video imaging, the Pasteur team show that stem cells retain the original DNA strands. | ||
| Their findings also represent the best visual evidence yet for immortal DNA. | ||
| So, would that imply You get 30 million stem cells flood into your body. | ||
| They attach themselves to damaged portions of the body and then start replicating. | ||
| So now they're what? | ||
| Immortal? | ||
| And if you do that how many times over seven years? | ||
| Every day for seven years to replace all the cells in your body with these immortal stem cells or some shit? | ||
| You just figured it out. | ||
| We're gonna live forever, Tim. | ||
| I'm not. | ||
| Not us. | ||
| The people on Jeffrey Epstein's island will live forever. | ||
| And of course, that's the technology that they're working towards. | ||
| And that's why they're trying to get people in the pods. | ||
| That's why they're trying to lower the, you know, people's reproductive rights. | ||
| That's why they're saying, you know, Yarel Harari, Klaus Schwab's right hand man, is saying we need to pacify the general public with video games and with drugs because they're going to become useless individuals. | ||
| And that's essentially the society that they're creating. | ||
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Where does the lobster cells come into all this to? | |
| Lobster cells? | ||
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So lobsters, you know, there's a theory that they don't die. | |
| Oh, that's true, that's true. | ||
| They're biologically immortal. | ||
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And so that they were doing some experimentation with the stem cells from lobsters because of the, and I don't fully- Jordan Peterson was on to something, man. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I don't know, but they are immortal. | ||
| They only die through accidents and, you know, so if you have a lobster, it just lives forever. | ||
| Well, Debra, the manager at the Red Lobster and Technology Boulevard actually recently did die, so I think I just debunked that. | ||
| Is that true? | ||
| Yeah, she did. | ||
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R.I.P. | |
| Debra. | ||
| She'd always give me it for a little extra linguine, noodles and stuff. | ||
| She was really great. | ||
| Oh, that's really sad. | ||
| So is that the conspiracy we're settled on? | ||
| Are there any other conspiracies? | ||
| There's a shit ton of conspiracies. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| We can go insane for the Ukraine. | ||
| I think my favorite conspiracy is that AOC was an actress and that they chose her out of a lineup and then gave her lines to read and made her a politician. | ||
| Well, they kind of did. | ||
| Did you see her documentary Ring Down the House? | ||
| I mean, they did cast her. | ||
| She basically had to give an audition. | ||
| Really? | ||
| To who? | ||
| Just watch the documentary. | ||
| It's of a political action committee that was looking for somebody in that district and there's a bunch of other people that submitted and they made a documentary which is kind of like a movie. | ||
| So, I mean, kind of. | ||
| She kind of was, yeah. | ||
| That's why that conspiracy is out there. | ||
| She auditioned to be...? | ||
| Basically, I mean, she's, you know, like for a reality TV show or something where you send in, you know, a little personality chart. | ||
| Oh, I graduated from Boston University. | ||
| I'm a dancer. | ||
| I'm a bartender. | ||
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| Hey guys, Josh Hammer here, the host of America on Trial with Josh Hammer, a podcast for the | ||
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| There are no other shows that are cutting straight to the point when it comes to the unprecedented lawfare debilitating Oh, is that what you said? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I mean, maybe. | ||
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| Oh, is that what you said? | ||
| I don't know, I mean, maybe. | ||
| I'm a man of the women, or I'm whatever, what is it? | ||
| A woman of the people. | ||
| Yeah, a woman of the people. | ||
| That's what I meant to say. | ||
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Duh. | |
| She's not a very smart person, though, but that was probably a plus for them. | ||
| You say that! | ||
| And Tim is the wealthiest guy in the room, but hey, AOC's got $29 million, you know, and she's not doing too bad. | ||
| Does she have $29 million? | ||
| That's what they say her net worth right now. | ||
| Yeah, that's what they say. | ||
| Yesterday, that's what they said, because she was just complaining about how her abuela's roof was, you know... No, it says fake news. | ||
| No evidence she has a net worth of $29 million. | ||
| Ah, debunked really fast, huh? | ||
| Well, it depends how many offshore bank accounts she has. | ||
| We don't know by that number. | ||
| All she has to do is get some insider trading. | ||
| Bro, her most recent disclosure says that she has between $3,000 and $45,000 in assets. | ||
| She broke. | ||
| Yeah, she does complain about that a lot. | ||
| She's broke. | ||
| Well, did you see Hunter Biden try to get whatever his child support payments reduced? | ||
| Yeah, because he's broke. | ||
| It's all crumbling down, dude. | ||
| The machine is falling. | ||
| But Joe Biden won't even acknowledge his own She's my granddaughter! | ||
| This is the President of the United States that has children. | ||
| It's not like his great great grandkid. | ||
| It's right there. | ||
| They do not care about telling the truth whatsoever. | ||
| They will not even acknowledge their own family members. | ||
| It's disgusting. | ||
| AOC has got to get out of Congress to become rich. | ||
| So she has an incentive to not win. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
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What was the theory? | |
| Where did they think she was getting the money from? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
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Was there any... I don't know where all that... Her net worth was negative in 2018. | |
| Well, how did Barack Obama get hundreds of millions of dollars? | ||
| I mean, he was only... I'm sorry, this is crazy. | ||
| Just, like, to think about, like, people's net worth is negative. | ||
| Like, that's a weird prospect. | ||
| Yeah, in 2018, AOC's estimated net worth was negative $8,499. | ||
| Well, a lot of people are shooting debt or, you know, they have a negative... I know, it's kind of crazy. | ||
| It's like you're worth nothing. | ||
| You're worth less than nothing, because you owe the bank money. | ||
| That's crazy, man. | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| Maybe that's why they call those people, like, useless eaters or whatever. | ||
| Well, have you guys not heard that conspiracy? | ||
| That basically the Federal Reserve just borrows money on our Social Security. | ||
| That's why it's all fake. | ||
| And that's why they, you know, they can say, oh, the Federal Reserve is worth X amount of dollars, because that's kind of what they expect you to pay in taxes. | ||
| And they assign different amounts, different Social Security numbers from different socioeconomic backgrounds, supposedly. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Celebrity net worth says, the website future billionaires read every day. | ||
| Oh, I'm sure. | ||
| I'm sure. | ||
| AOC's net worth is $200,000. | ||
| Her salary is $174,000. | ||
| I call bullshit. | ||
| These websites are always so full of shit. | ||
| Anthony Weiner though, he was great. | ||
| But I want to be a billionaire, so I better start reading this every day. | ||
| So I can read about celebrities. | ||
| I suspect that AOC is not a millionaire because she isn't like a Nancy Pelosi level, Barack Obama level, like, strategic, like, person who follows the stock market. | ||
| Like, you know, Nancy's stock picks on Twitter or whatever. | ||
| Type in Dan Crenshaw's stock picks. | ||
| He supposedly enriched himself the second most. | ||
| Did Dan Crenshaw? | ||
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Yes. | |
| Rickowski net worth. | ||
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Negative 48 dollars. | |
| 1.7 million! | ||
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Or is that 17 million? | |
| Look at Luke! | ||
| Look at him! | ||
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900k! | |
| Number 1 Pimp, Cinematographer and Sound Department. | ||
| We're going to the strip club after this one. | ||
| What is all this? | ||
| slob. Look at that. Swag game. 1000. Larry Silverstein. | ||
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Watch out. Oh, here we go. This is Alex. How much net worth? What's his net worth? Come on. | |
| What is all this? Yeah, what is this? Yeah. He met Vladimir Putin. Yeah. Well, I think I | ||
| rapped about where is Oh, Here we go. | ||
| There we go. | ||
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Okay. | |
| $700,000. | ||
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I'll take it. | |
| I'll take it money in the bank. | ||
| Let's go says the maximum earning that Alex generates from his YouTube channel gives him a net worth today. | ||
| He has a net worth of $700,000 is not too high for a person that you don't want to do. | ||
| I want to do this. | ||
| I'm gonna do Ian Crossland. | ||
| Oh, Oh, there's Ian Crosland Comparison. | ||
| This is the comp. | ||
| Ian Crosland Network. | ||
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$2,006,000,000! | |
| I'm gonna ask him to borrow some money. | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
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Do you actually have $700,000? | |
| No. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| So Maybe Ian's not really worth six million dollars. | ||
| Disappointing. | ||
| I can tell you this, people pull up the thing from me and they post it all the time and it's not true. | ||
| It's all bullshit. | ||
| I don't know where they make these numbers up. | ||
| It's so fucking weird. | ||
| They spin a wheel. | ||
| Yeah, it's literally probably some tech guys in India. | ||
| My favorite conspiracy is that Ian Crosland is worth six million dollars. | ||
| That's a great conspiracy. | ||
| I feel like Ian would like that too. | ||
| Maybe he is. | ||
| I mean, who knows? | ||
| Yeah, who knows? | ||
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Maybe he co-founded Mines. | |
| He created a social network. | ||
| We should do a vlog. | ||
| Oh, this is a good idea for a vlog. | ||
| A parody of the social network with Ian. | ||
| Yeah, that'd be great. | ||
| And Bill. | ||
| We'll get Bill Ottman. | ||
| Yes, Bill's coming out. | ||
| What other conspiracy theories? | ||
| Well, I mean, what do you think about, you know, the idea of, like, you know, you can go, like, there's different levels, I think, in the conspiracy iceberg. | ||
| Like, the first one is, like, Kim Trails. | ||
| You know, like, that's lame. | ||
| But then, do you believe that they are spraying stuff in the atmosphere, Tim? | ||
| I'd like to get your opinion. | ||
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No. | |
| You don't think so? | ||
| Hey, I'll let you guys know this, though. | ||
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They are. | |
| Look, obviously. | ||
| Obviously they are. | ||
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Duh. | |
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| Ian's worth more money than me. | ||
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Whoa. | |
| Wait, what? | ||
| I'm only worth three million dollars. | ||
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Wait, what? | |
| You gotta step up your game. | ||
| You gotta get on Ian's level. | ||
| Yeah, Ian. | ||
| Ian's. | ||
| He's the real powerhouse behind this. | ||
| Fucking go. | ||
| You know, like, you know, Ian? | ||
| Yeah, he's in charge. | ||
| It's all him. | ||
| It's true. | ||
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The whole time. | |
| He's the real boss. | ||
| I'm just a fall guy. | ||
| That's true. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| You're the actor. | ||
| He's the one financing. | ||
| No, I was just kind of wondering because like, you know, if you can, if you kind of pull up like the conspiracy, you know, there's a bunch of different conspiracy icebergs. | ||
| That's kind of like, you know, you know, level one. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then it goes to where it's like, you know, you get kicked off YouTube or it's like the Jewish Illuminati runs everything. | ||
| You know, that's like the farthest thing then kind of the introduction. | ||
| The Jewish Illuminati. | ||
| Well, you know, you've never heard that. | ||
| As opposed to, like, the wasp? | ||
| No, it's different. | ||
| There's, like, two different ones. | ||
| It's different, yeah. | ||
| There's, like, a Zionistic... No. | ||
| Yeah, shut up! | ||
| You've never heard about that? | ||
| I thought there was one Illuminati. | ||
| Well, the whole idea between 9-11, the reason why people, they don't like talking about 9-11 truth is because they consider it anti-Semitic because there's all this evidence that Israel supposedly had prior knowledge to the attacks, but there's also evidence that Condoleezza Rice and George Bush had prior knowledge and that they disregarded it, I mean, according to them. | ||
| So my point being is, it's hard to say anything about Israel because it's, you know, that's the... I'm saying that is persona non grata, you can't talk about it, but there's a huge sect of conspiracy people that blame everything on Israel! | ||
| Ian was doing it on the show. | ||
| He was like, Israel's the second biggest colonizer on the planet, and I was like, the fuck are you talking about? | ||
| It's like a PSYOP within a PSYOP, and there's a lot of disinformation campaigns to make everyone look really bad. | ||
| It's like taking a turd in a punchbowl. | ||
| It's like, okay, you have this great punchbowl, you have all these people asking these legitimate questions trying to hold government accountable, and then you got some racist, xenophobic, crazy motherfucker being like, it's all the people that were born this way! | ||
| And I'm like, really, motherfucker? | ||
| And the corporate media likes to concentrate on that and makes that the central issue when it should be about accountability. | ||
| It should be about asking hard questions. | ||
| But when it comes to Israel, there is a stigma where a lot of people are afraid to even criticize it. | ||
| You know, let's be real with ourselves. | ||
| And I think there's some things with every government you should be able to criticize and some things you should be able to accept and not accept and be able to have a reasonable discussion. | ||
| But sadly, When it comes to Israel, you have a lot of spheres of crazy people that fuck up the dialogue and make it impossible to have a normal conversation. | ||
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| Yeah, but for me, we brought it up earlier, too. | ||
| You know, Laura Silsby. | ||
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You know, people are like, oh, was there really a pizza parlor that they were, you know, trafficking children out of? | |
| No, obviously, Comic Ping Pong was probably not the place. | ||
| I mean, maybe a bunch of powerful people ate there. | ||
| I ate there once. | ||
| Yeah, I've eaten there, too. | ||
| We went there together, didn't we? | ||
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| With Cassandra. | ||
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Well, I'm saying John Podesta's... There was a kid running around, screaming. | |
| Guys, not just James Aliphantis' weird-ass Instagram with like all these kids and stuff, but you look at people like Tony Podesta and John Podesta, who are brothers, who have all this weird Jeffrey Dahmer-style art, and it's not just to be edgy, like they're hanging out with Marina Abramovich, who is a literal spirit cooker, where she'll get blood and semen and throw it on the wall, so it's just very weird if you bring this up. | ||
| Oh, you're a conspiracy theorist! | ||
| You're, you know, you're, you're calling him out! | ||
| Yet, you know, Bill Clinton's on the Lolita Express 26 times without Secret Service. | ||
| They've, they've gone and investigated Barron Trump. | ||
| They spent more time in Barron Trump's, you know, underwear drawer than they have on Epstein's flight logs. | ||
| So, I mean, it's just, there is a lot of conspiracies that, that are right in front of our face, but they'll never get exposed. | ||
| My favorite conspiracy right now is that Lindsey Graham's a Democrat. | ||
| Well, no, probably not. | ||
| I mean, you know, he's Lady G. You've heard that conspiracy. | ||
| What is that? | ||
| What is that one? | ||
| That he's homosexual. | ||
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| Yeah, but like what what what's the basis for it? | ||
| Well, because he sleeps with little call boys in DC and he calls himself Lady G is the is the name. | ||
| I mean, he's 67 and unmarried. | ||
| I know good for him. | ||
| He can go get all the little boy wants I guess or whatever. | ||
| Is there like evidence like someone came out and said that or something? | ||
| Well, I mean, you know, you're like the meme. | ||
| You can tell me everything about the moon, but you can't tell me about the... Oh, I'm an expert? | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| But Tim is like that meme. | ||
| It's like, oh, it's a conspiracy? | ||
| Show me a mainstream article agreeing with it. | ||
| You know, it's like... I'm telling you to tell me the basic story. | ||
| Like, who is this Lady G? | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| Supposedly, in D.C., Lindsey Graham has an alias called Lady G that goes to the same people that you use for escorts, for women escorts. | ||
| They have boy escorts, too. | ||
| And so there's certain services that, you know, Whatever their clientele or politicians people are saying that the Democrats have proof. | ||
| So that's why he just does whatever they say Probably so but if he was smart, he would just come out as gay. | ||
| It'd probably give him a lot of clout I mean and that's other things like they say in the right wing that oh, they're all full of bigots and racists I would say that the right wing loves, you know, you know Shining the light on people of color or women, you know, they always want to put them in positions of power, which I think's good So it's just funny how a lot of that is just projection Yeah. | ||
| Which proves the moon landing... OH DUDE I'M A MOON LANDING NUT DUDE AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON YOU KNOW THE REAL ONE AND I DON'T EVEN WANT TO GET INVOLVED IN IT IS THE IDEA OF YOU KNOW YOU SAID IT EARLIER YOU KNOW THE IDEA OF THE HELIOCENTRIC MODEL OR THE IDEA OF THE BIG BANG THAT EVERYTHING SMASHED TOGETHER AND WE JUST STARTED FROM NOTHING For me, that sounds fake, and people will start arguing, like, oh, is God real? | ||
| And listen, I believe God is real. | ||
| Do I believe your God is the right God? | ||
| No, I don't want to sit there and have some, you know, theist argument, but my point being is I think that is one of the biggest scams they've done on children. | ||
| is they've convinced you that you've all were just some cosmic accident and nothing matters your life is not important when in reality that it's just the chances at some point I think we had 8,000 grandparents just to get here just to do the hibbity dibbity at this exact time just the sheer fact that your dad could have been eating at McDonald's instead of doing your mom that one day you know and you're not here my point being is it's an actual we all hit the life lottery just being here But the first thing they do is convince a kid that, oh, well, your life doesn't matter. | ||
| You're just a cosmic accident, so nothing matters. | ||
| Or that you were just an animal. | ||
| In Georgia, the country, not the state, they just found the tooth that totally contradicts all of the scientific rhetoric when it comes to human evolution. | ||
| I believe the tooth is 12,000 years old. | ||
| You could pull up the story, but it absolutely changes everything in the scientific landscape, showing you how Almost everything we were taught in schools was a fucking lie. | ||
| And there's a lot of lies, and there's a lot of things that are not true. | ||
| 1.8 million year old tooth, all the signs of hominins outside of Africa. | ||
| Yeah, a little bit older. | ||
| But look up Georgia, and then human tooth. | ||
| Okay, that's the USA today. | ||
| Okay, yeah. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Hominins? | ||
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Homininins. | |
| So again, what we're told about our evolution, what we're told about our history, All that shit is a fucking lie. | ||
| Every little last aspect of it. | ||
| History is written by the victors. | ||
| Yeah, the planet's only 500 years old. | ||
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I like that one too. | |
| That's funny. | ||
| There's also a lot of other conspiracies about there being prior civilizations. | ||
| That's my favorite one. | ||
| Tartaria. | ||
| Let me tell you, let me tell you. | ||
| Andreas Ignatius is one of the guys I watched on that. | ||
| Do you know that Venus used to be like Earth, but a runaway greenhouse effect resulted in a sulfuric atmospheric environment which destroyed everything? | ||
| And so, the theory is, when the runaway greenhouse effect was about to destroy the planet, the military of one of the most powerful Venetian countries Created a secret military project to bring on as many people as possible, and they took the DNA of as many different species. | ||
| Of course, you'd need two sets of DNA from, you know, the male and the female, and they called it the Ark Project. | ||
| And then everybody boarded this big spaceship, and they said, we're gonna go terraform Earth, our next closest neighbor, because it's in a similar zone, and we can probably live there. | ||
| And then suddenly this big ship comes down, and then they started seeding life right around the Cambrian area, all of a sudden there's this big explosion of life. | ||
| Then they bring people down. | ||
| But these people, they weren't military people, they were like engineers, they were like insurance salesmen. | ||
| And so, you have the military running the Ark project, and then you have the people being sent down to Earth, and the people with the good technology, they like live a lot longer, but then like, the indentured servants go down and live on Earth. | ||
| Then time goes by, and the people who live on Earth are like, there's no technology, so they're like living in mud huts and shit. | ||
| And then they have kids, and so they're like, yo, we better write a book explaining, like, the basic rules so that people understand how to live and all that. | ||
| And then they make a book, and then it gets mistranslated and translated and translated, and then all of a sudden, the second in command, right, for the ARC project, he goes to the military commander and he's like, We've established civilization here. | ||
| It's time to restore democracy. | ||
| And the guy running the ARC project, he's like a military general, and he's like, no, we will be wiped out. | ||
| We will not survive unless we have strong leadership and there's a military operation. | ||
| And then second in command, he's like, no, it's time to go back to a sound government and let people vote. | ||
| And then a war breaks out, you know, in the heavens, as it were, like the sky. | ||
| And then people are watching these ships. | ||
| And then second-in-command guy, they're like you've been defeated and then they send him down to to Central America and then you know eventually The dude who runs the project, you know, he's like I need to you know It's been like a long time now because they live for a long time because it's been like a hundred years and they have really good technology on board so they live for you know, but the people on earth have gone through several generations and So now he's like, how do we, now that we've built up the civilization, how do we reestablish contact? | ||
| And he's like, I gotta have, I gotta have a kid grow up down there that can liaise between the two. | ||
| And then he does. | ||
| And then, you know, so he, this, this kid grows up. | ||
| And then eventually one of the emissaries from the Ark Project comes down and he tells him like, you know, your dad's actually the dude up there in the spaceship. | ||
| And he's like, what the fuck? | ||
| Get out of here. | ||
| And then he's like, you know, and then one of the dudes comes down and tells him, you know, if they find out what you are, they'll kill you. | ||
| Cause you, you got more power than them. | ||
| And then, you know, you know, the rest of the story I'm going to tell you guys. | ||
| Kinda, yeah. | ||
| Is this a movie? | ||
| Alright, so I'll tell you. | ||
| So what happens is the son of the Ark Project leader, he's the half son, right? | ||
| And he was artificially inseminated by the Godown. | ||
| They find this woman and they like, you know, they inject her with the embryos. | ||
| And then she gives birth. | ||
| And like, how did it happen? | ||
| You didn't have sex. | ||
| And she's like, I don't know. | ||
| And it was just like artificial insemination, right? | ||
| So she has this kid and then he grows up and he finds out that his dad's in the spaceship and is actually the guy from the Ark Project and then they're like you're gonna go around there and tell everybody like here's how it's gonna be and here's what we're gonna do because we're trying to reestablish contact and then this dude is just like okay yeah I'll do that and then he gets his followers and they go around telling everybody how to do it but then eventually they find out like this guy's going around saying that he's like the son of this dude like nah we can't have none of that because he's gonna he's overriding our rule so we got it we got to kill him And then, you know, basically, the guy from the Ark Project is like, you better go down there and do my bidding, and these people are going to work for me and we're going to reestablish order. | ||
| And then he's like, you know, I think you're wrong. | ||
| We can't do that. | ||
| These people have freedom, right? | ||
| These people have democracy. | ||
| They have their own form of government. | ||
| And then he's like, then you're off on your own and they're going to kill you. | ||
| And he's like, then fine, so be it. | ||
| And he was like, you would actually sacrifice yourself for those primitive people? | ||
| And he's like, yes, I would. | ||
| And then he dies because he refused to reestablish the slave military rule. | ||
| And then, you know, he gets stabbed and then they take his body down and then the Ark Project, you know, beams him back up and then they use the technology to heal him. | ||
| And then they're like, okay, fine. | ||
| We're going to leave him alone and we're going to, you know, there you go. | ||
| Kind of like a Jesus story. | ||
| What about Nephilim? | ||
| It's quite literally. | ||
| I know, exactly. | ||
| But I'm saying, what do you know about Nephilim, Tim, and giants? | ||
| The angels that were banging the humans. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| That's exactly kind of how they came down, and kind of the half-Zs. | ||
| Well, then there's, like, Anunnaki. | ||
| Do you know about that? | ||
| Of course, I am Anunnaki. | ||
| Planet X. Planet X, man. | ||
| It's coming back. | ||
| Do you know about Planet X? | ||
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I don't. | |
| Well you know a lot of stuff doesn't make sense so you know the World Fair some of those buildings they built and then they just tore them down and for me I did I just did a tour of the Capitol like an actual tour and they make you watch like a 10-minute video before it gives you the history and that was so weird like they made it they hammered this home like The capital was finished in 1811, built by slaves, you know, like slaves didn't want to do this, you know, like, you know, which is all true. | ||
| And then said, oh, well, it was burnt down by the British in 1813. | ||
| Like that doesn't even make sense either a little bit. | ||
| Like they're able to build this stuff and no technology. | ||
| They don't even have an electric hammer, electric drill, you know, none of the technology that we have. | ||
| And they're able to build these ornate buildings that with, you know, architecture that we can't even recreate. | ||
| Freemasons. | ||
| Exactly, with secret geometry or secret architectures, whatever they call it. | ||
| Do you see that there's a crazy picture where it's a microchip and it's got like the weird patterns? | ||
| And it looks like a city? | ||
| No, it looks like the floor of a church from like the 1300s or some shit. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| Like the same design was there. | ||
| So I'm saying, you know, like time is cyclical, man. | ||
| Well, allegedly the Freemasons use some kind of energy circle and then they're able to levitate stuff. | ||
| There's a lot of different crazy theories out there. | ||
| Well, here's what it's actually really simple, and this is the truth. | ||
| Everybody has magic powers, but fluoride calcifies the pineal gland. | ||
| Probably! | ||
| And so what happens is, the Illuminati did this because they were like, We need to be in charge of all of this, and if too many people have access to magic, it'll be chaos. | ||
| So back in the day when there were very few humans, everybody, you know, had magic to some degree, and then eventually once the planet started getting more developed and war was breaking out, they were like, we better control this. | ||
| So they put fluoride in, you know, everybody's water, calcifying the pineal gland and taking away people's magic, and now the world elites, they have magic. | ||
| You guys want to know what the biggest conspiracy theory is? | ||
| The biggest one? | ||
| That the government cares about you? | ||
| Well that's cognitive dissonance where people know the government lies so they're like, oh I think the government is my best interest. | ||
| So yeah, but those are all actual conspiracy theories people believe because of the double slit experiment. | ||
| There's actually crazier experiments where they say that like our observation has an impact but like even into the future in the past it's crazy shit. | ||
| There was another one that someone mentioned that was even crazier than the double slit experiment. | ||
| Do you guys know about double slit experiment? | ||
| It's in what the bleep do you know? | ||
| So it's simple. | ||
| Electrons are particles, right? | ||
| Oh yeah, if you try to make it go through one slit. | ||
| Yeah, it goes through both. | ||
| But then if they try and watch which slit it goes through, it actually goes through one and becomes a particle again. | ||
| And so the new age bullshit is that by observing it, you're causing a wave function collapse. | ||
| I think it's just that our instruments are probably interfering with it, but there's a lot of people who believe that Electrons are in a superposition of all available positions until you look at it, then it collapses into a single point. | ||
| It's dumb. | ||
| So it's like Schrodinger's cat. | ||
| People think that anything can and will be happening and that your mind can affect it if you will it to be so. | ||
| You manifest it. | ||
| So because of that people believe that the elites poisoned our water to take away our ability to influence our environments and that way they control everything. | ||
| And that's why you guys should join the Church of Scientology with me because we have some teachings, yes, and we have some teachings and we can get rid of all of that and we can get you your magic powers back if you're willing to go. | ||
| No, you just, uh, what is it? | ||
| There's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a herb that people take that cleanses their- Marijuana? | ||
| No, it's not marijuana. | ||
| It's like, it might, it might be ashwagandha. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I was reading about it. | ||
| There's like an herbal thing that people are taking that's been like removing calcium deposits from the pineal gland. | ||
| Is that like celajat or something like that? | ||
| I think I know what you're talking about. | ||
| Um, what's it called? | ||
| I think I know what you're talking about. | ||
| I can't remember it, to be honest. | ||
| And then once your pineal gland is decalcified, you can see entities and spirits and cast magic spells. | ||
| Yeah, that's right. | ||
| That's what people believe anyway. | ||
| I kind of think it's bullshit because there's like native tribes that live in the jungle that have no fluoride or anything like that. | ||
| They don't cast magic spells. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That we know of. | ||
| North Sentinel Island. | ||
| Do you think humans are getting smarter? | ||
| I think we're getting dumber. | ||
| We're getting dumber. | ||
| I think we're devolving, you know? | ||
| No, they're not getting- humans are the same. | ||
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Really? | |
| Because this is why- if you look at like a building, even a governmental building from, you know, the 1800s, 1900s, it was so ornate, beautiful gargoyles. | ||
| Now everything's like this post-modernism crap square building. | ||
| But that's just culture. | ||
| I know, but culture- Culture is collapsing. | ||
| Doesn't our art kind of correlate with how smart we are? | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| If we can't even build a creative building or make something look cool? | ||
| It's that- We've basically figured it out, right? | ||
| So, you look at movies in the 80s and 90s, and it's like, they're getting good, but they're not that good. | ||
| Like, Groundhog Day was amazing, but nobody would make a movie like that today. | ||
| Because it was a weird fucking movie. | ||
| We didn't have enough transgender characters. | ||
| Oh, it wasn't well enough? | ||
| So now, we get like 12 Transformers movies where there's almost no dialogue because it plays well for international audiences. | ||
| We, we, like, computers can write songs that are guaranteed hits. | ||
| They can literally just program an AI to write a pop song. | ||
| Sonic the Hedgehog 2 was the most popular movie before, uh, whatever, uh, Top Gun came out. | ||
| Sonic the Hedgehog 2! | ||
| It's all remakes. | ||
| The Disney, the Disney announcement was all remakes. | ||
| Our culture is fucking dead. | ||
| And that's why I'm like, we gotta make stuff. | ||
| We have to start bringing culture back, otherwise we're fucked. | ||
| Well I think that's what helps people's mental health too, is like if you're creating something, | ||
| even if it's something that not everybody likes, like you know, you're not necessarily creating a | ||
| podcast for everybody to listen to it, but you kind of create it, it's therapeutic, it makes | ||
| you feel good, and we do need to create, and that is why, you know, that's kind of also like, I think, | ||
| C.I.A. | ||
| conspiracy is that we've gotten rid of art exceptionalism. | ||
| You look at, like, Jackson Pollock, how he was, oh, he's the best painting. | ||
| And his paintings were kind of crap. | ||
| Trash. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| And so that's kind of what's going now with the architecture and the buildings. | ||
| It's just this, like, cookie-cutter bullcrap, you know, without any creativity. | ||
| And that's why we're getting dumber, is we need to think outside, like Taco Bell used to say, think outside the bun. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| That's right. | ||
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All right. | |
| Well, then there's no better time to wrap things up with that right there. | ||
| Ryan, thanks for hanging out. | ||
| Luke, everybody. | ||
| Everybody's a member. | ||
| Thanks for making this all possible. |