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| We got this story, a Dunkin' Donuts worker punched a 77-year-old customer, because the customer called him the N-word, and he's got two years of house arrest. | ||
| But, you know, Ryan was just talking about some other stories, too, and I figure we're just chilling tonight. | ||
| I'm feeling like the allergies have really smacked me in the face. | ||
| Is it bad? | ||
| It's bad, dude. | ||
| You know what's an interesting thing about these drinks, by the way? | ||
| That I don't know if this is exactly you said but normally when I'm cranking through waters | ||
| I feel like I have to go to the bath like I got a pee way up more often. Whereas this | ||
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It's got salt in it, bro. Oh the electrolytes. You're absorbing it probably. Yeah, that's got what it is. It's | |
| got what plants crave, bro Yeah, I got it. That's maybe my secret weapon now. I'm a | ||
| known Like most podcasts I have to pee three times. This is what | ||
| I was saying about getting dehydrated I was all black I was | ||
| We have a bunch of really good water. | ||
| We've got these, like, we have a really nice filter. | ||
| It's like two nine-stage filters. | ||
| And so I'm like, I'm getting the best possible water you can get. | ||
| I'm going to keep drinking this. | ||
| And I didn't realize- Filters out everything. | ||
| Yeah, no, because- Too good. | ||
| The water's too good. | ||
| You need salt in your body. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And so I wasn't getting enough salt. | ||
| So I had to get Gatorade. | ||
| So I bought these. | ||
| And then, like, the next day I was like, my whoop was like, you're back to normal and better. | ||
| And I was like, wow. | ||
| I felt real sick. | ||
| It was weird. | ||
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It can tell your hydration levels, the whoop? | |
| No, but I felt a sickness I've never felt before. | ||
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What day? | |
| This was a couple weeks ago. | ||
| I can't explain the sickness. | ||
| It was like... It might have been COVID, man. | ||
| It might have been another realm of COVID. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I went to the doctor, bro. | ||
| I got blood drawn. | ||
| They did tests. | ||
| They said, you're very dehydrated. | ||
| And I said, how is that possible? | ||
| I drank a bunch of water. | ||
| Like earlier today, before I came here, I drank two bottles of water because I was worried I was dehydrated. | ||
| And they said, because you're drinking water, you need to... He was like, drink Gatorade. | ||
| And I was like, okay. | ||
| Oh, the doctor told you to drink Gatorade? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I get it. | ||
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So I bought this. | |
| He said you're not getting any salts. | ||
| What's happening is you're drinking all this water because you're thinking you're dehydrated and the water is stripping the salts out of your body and your body can't retain the water. | ||
| So you're getting dehydrated. | ||
| And I was like, that's weird. | ||
| Oh, and by the way, that brisket was way too salty. | ||
| I know what you're talking about. | ||
| There was some brisket in the fridge I had. | ||
| I took one bite. | ||
| Yesterday you were like, sometimes you get a brisket and then four bites later it's too much salt. | ||
| No, I was talking about corned beef hash. | ||
| Or that maybe it was corned beef hash? | ||
| There's like a sub in the fridge of like corned beef or some shitty meat. | ||
| Corned beef hash is too salty. | ||
| You know, what I was saying is that like you get to order a corned beef hash for breakfast, that first bite is so good. | ||
| The second bite is okay. | ||
| The third bite is okay. | ||
| The fourth bite is like, I'm kind of over this now. | ||
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It needs to have like a really good, I usually get it but it's always with like other stuff. | |
| It needs like a perfect balance of like you know eggs and potatoes to kind of like balance. | ||
| And yeah like what you do is you take a bed of potatoes and you cover it a full plate of corned beef hash and then you take like half a thing of Hellmann's and just you know cover the whole thing. | ||
| You don't want to be able to see any of the potatoes. | ||
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It should be all Can I tell you something? | |
| I don't know if you've ever had this, but if you're a Hellman's guy and you're doing something like this, get Kewpie mayo. | ||
| Kewpie? | ||
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It's this Japanese mayo. | |
| I'm telling you, you'll never eat another mayo. | ||
| How do you spell it? | ||
| K-E-W-P-I-E. | ||
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Kewpie. | |
| I'll send it to him. | ||
| Unreal. | ||
| I'm telling you, you will never eat another mayo. | ||
| Have you ever had that mayo that's made from peas? | ||
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What? | |
| No. | ||
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Gross. | |
| Oh yeah. | ||
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Vegan mayo. | |
| We had that a year ago or so. | ||
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But if you like slathering stuff in mayo, Kewpie mayo. | |
| Oh dude, I drown stuff in mayo. | ||
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Dude, get Kewpie. | |
| And sour cream. | ||
| Japanese mayo. | ||
| That's the one. | ||
| Basically, if it's a white, creamy sauce, it's just everything. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Jokes aside, that's a big thing that you guys don't have here where I'm from. | ||
| You don't eat pizza without dipping it in ranch sauce or garlic sauce. | ||
| That's very normal. | ||
| I would dip everything in ranch and garlic sauce. | ||
| We do that. | ||
| No. | ||
| I live in New York City. | ||
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No, New York City doesn't because they elevate pizza. | |
| We got pizza for my birthday. | ||
| You have them here. | ||
| That's not very normal in America. | ||
| Papa John's includes garlic sauce with every pizza. | ||
| Papa John's a little bit, yeah. | ||
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These Canadians, man. | |
| New York City. | ||
| No, I don't know. | ||
| That's New York. | ||
| It's just New York. | ||
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New York is adamant no. | |
| That was his neural link shut down. | ||
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Uh-oh. | |
| They're all adamant. | ||
| Mayonnaise, sour cream, mayonnaise. | ||
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You got it, sir. | |
| Just try this QB now. | ||
| Oh, good idea. | ||
| I'll send it to you, Tim. | ||
| So let's talk about complex social issues. | ||
| Of course, yeah. | ||
| I'll tell you one thing that we were just talking about. | ||
| It's funny, so I went to the movie theater and it always makes me laugh how all the people that kind of are covered in tattoos and piercings and whatever kind of look like me. | ||
| are all the most worried about COVID. | ||
| Like you go there and they're all, oh, they have their masks on the whole theater, like the whole movie I went to. | ||
| And you go and then just your average person's like done with that on the subway. | ||
| See, it's just such a wild thing where you go, the person who's going to a party to do you know, drugs and it's a cult bro. | ||
| Yeah, so it's a very interesting dynamic where it's like I'm this wild counterculture of New York, but I make sure I follow every single rule. | ||
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Yeah, but you think they dress like someone who was countercultural 20 years ago, but they probably work at an ad agency for some Fortune 500 company. | |
| Or a bartender or something. | ||
| You gotta dress up like a clown. | ||
| You wanna be really punk rock? | ||
| Dress up like a clown. | ||
| That's how you really do it. | ||
| I'm not kidding. | ||
| You see how the punks used to dress? | ||
| The whole point of dressing the way they did was to shock and scare people and to offend them. | ||
| And so Sid Vicious would wear a swastika, because he was like, fuck you, basically. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Dress up like a clown for work, and that's punk rock, because everyone's going to be- I mean, the swastika is still pretty shocking. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's too bad. | ||
| But the connotations are... Maybe he's some sort of Nazi clown. | ||
| So, I mean... Yeah. | ||
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Here's the issue. | |
| Back then, it was a shocking thing, and people would question. | ||
| But today, the Nazi thing is so weirdly cultish already, like the left would start crying and freaking out. | ||
| It's not going to have the same impact, I don't think. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I saw someone at the Trader Joe's by my house with really bad face tattoos. | ||
| It looked like he maybe did them himself. | ||
| And I was like, that is... everybody was looking at him. | ||
| He was walking around and I feel like that's kind of... | ||
| On par with the clowns. | ||
| Well for sure, but if you in that that sort of rap scene I go it when you know I was a musician when I was Whatever 20 or whatever. | ||
| I'm just lucky that I was a musician what I did because if I was a musician 10 years later I'd have my face full of tattoos because I had a decent amount of tattoos for my cohort But I would have probably just had a lot of tattoos for the new one was it there your average musician bass player and nobody bands got Full force. | ||
| You've had a tattoo. | ||
| Well, I noticed there's one tattoo on your arm that says, we must secure the future. | ||
| What's the name of the feature? | ||
| Whoa! | ||
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Whoa! | |
| Racerealism.org. | ||
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Do you guys want to talk about this guy? | |
| I'll tell you what, that reminded me. | ||
| Someone sent me to that. | ||
| There was some weird video of Zelinsky. | ||
| Oh, let's talk about Zelinsky. | ||
| Well, this is just one more thing, but we talked about this other video. | ||
| Well, I got it, I think, sent to me in my Patreon, I think. | ||
| I'd have to go through because I didn't save the link anywhere where I'd be able to find it easily. | ||
| Basically he was saying you know when there's these blonde blue-eyed kids getting killed like basically trying to appeal that That there's some, some higher level of, no one's seen this? | ||
| So he basically goes, you know, there's all these kids, these blonde, blue, blue eyes kids. | ||
| Yes. | ||
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Oh, he's, he's essentially saying like, Hey, like there's American white people getting killed. | |
| I guess he, he has assumes like everyone in America still raises that this will work. | ||
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He goes, Hey, you guys have a hierarchy of this stuff over there now. | |
| Hello! | ||
| Uncle Igor, Uncle Valya, Uncle Sasha. | ||
| But then he was having the interview on the news and the newscaster was kind of like, | ||
| what? | ||
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But what a wild, wild, uh, let's play this clip. | |
| Check this out. | ||
| This is a president of Ukraine. | ||
| What are the banner? | ||
| What are the neo-Nazis? | ||
| They're the Ukrainian neo-Nazis. | ||
| Yeah, Stepan Bandera is like the guy that started this far-right militant. | ||
| So he just said that he's got a position in the Banderites and they're all laughing. | ||
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So he's doing a bit where he's... It's the only way to get a career in Ukraine, he says. | |
| Yeah, yeah, but he's basically doing a bit where he's like calling home or... You should pull up Stepan Bandera after this. | ||
| That'd probably be the equivalent of now being like, oh, I just got back from Charlottesville. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| He says we can take property and money from Russians. | ||
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Isn't that fucked up? | |
| The same applied to the Jews. | ||
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Woah. | |
| But then the main bandit Kolomoisky came and banned it. | ||
| Look at these uncomfortable people. | ||
| I'm learning English now, to forget Russian. | ||
| Americans are helping him learn English. | ||
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With the help of American mercenaries. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| My name is Vadik. | ||
| On Vadik. | ||
| For us, Europeans, it's normal. | ||
| Today our president, well, the most important one, When's this from? | ||
| Obama year, is it? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Today our president, the most important one, Barack Obama. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That we will join NATO soon. | ||
| When's this from? | ||
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Obama year, isn't it? | |
| Yeah. | ||
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If you please send Hitler's book. | |
| They're sold out here. | ||
| Wild. | ||
| And then he does some... Yeah, he does. | ||
| He's doing the Nazi school, man. | ||
| So, I gotta be honest, like, I don't care about him making these jokes, to be honest. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| No, no, it's not... I don't think the takeaway is that he made wild jokes and... No, this is like speaking truth to power. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| The interesting part is... The left supporting it. | ||
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Hey, it's Kimberly Fletcher here from Moms4America with some very exciting news. | |
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| See you on the tour. | ||
| Oh, is it NATO? | ||
| And is it? | ||
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Are they kind of like puppets for America? | |
| Whereas to them, it was like, obviously, it's almost like a truism to joke around about like, yeah, we all know who's really been charged, right? | ||
| And it's so true, it gets a laugh. | ||
| Whereas if everyone's like, that's not true at all. | ||
| Like if we said, oh, Biden, we all know who's secretly in charge, Bernie Sanders, no one would laugh because there's no real truth to that, right? | ||
| So when you say it, it's such a commonly accepted thing that there's actually truth to it. | ||
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Not to mention there's nowhere in any sort of media, especially in America, who's at least trying to say like, hey, look, this is the reason Putin is doing this. | |
| Whether he's right or wrong, they're like, he's not just doing this just because he's bloodthirsty. | ||
| He has a reason behind this. | ||
| Do you guys think that Zelensky was working on this TV show and they came to him and said, we need an actor to pretend to be the president? | ||
| You've done it before? | ||
| Want the job? | ||
| Anyone sure? | ||
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I mean, crazier things have happened. | |
| Wait. | ||
| Well, he was the president on the show before he was the president. | ||
| He played the president. | ||
| You're saying, did they see this and ask him to be the president? | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| I'm saying the conspiracy theory is that the West saw him pretending to be president and said, let's just make him the president. | ||
| No, I don't think that. | ||
| I don't, I don't think that happened. | ||
| People just voted for him because they were like, he's a president. | ||
| Well, I mean, there's a step between that where he, you know, started to get, got into politics. | ||
| I don't think there's a shortage of, you know, entertainment figures that kind of, you know, flip around with the idea of getting into politics. | ||
| I think somewhere along the way, it's felt, it's kind of felt like this could be the guy, right? | ||
| So you guys know how that whenever Twitter says something has been debunked, it usually means it's true. | ||
| Over on the What's Happening tab, it says, There is no credible evidence the federal government was involved in planning the January 6th insurrection, Fact Checker's report. | ||
| Well, now I think they did it! | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Well, shit. | ||
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That's very toxic. | |
| Thanks, government. | ||
| Well, that was one of those ones where they basically ask, they go, Who's the guy? | ||
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That guy that they can't find still? | |
| Ray Epps? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, but they would go, oh, were there any, you know, CIA involved in this? | ||
| And they go, I can't say. | ||
| You know, they would, they always just say, well, we can't say. | ||
| And you go, kind of strange that you kind of... Why can't you just say no? | ||
| Seems like, you know... It's exhausting, man. | ||
| You know... Because they've said no for other ones. | ||
| It's not like they can go, we never answer those questions. | ||
| Like sometimes they do. | ||
| People, people were saying like, Tim, why don't you take a day off on your birthday? | ||
| And I'm like, I can't just take days off for like my birthday. | ||
| No, I agree. | ||
| If you want to take a day off, you take a day off. | ||
| But your birthday when you're in your 30s? | ||
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It's not like a milestone birthday. | |
| It's actually like a detrimental day. | ||
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It's like, oh, shit. | |
| I wish I weren't having another birthday. | ||
| It's like, oh, no. | ||
| 36! | ||
| Well, 36 is a nothing birthday. | ||
| I'm half dead, Ryan! | ||
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35, 36, 37. | |
| They're all kind of the same age. | ||
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38. | |
| You have freebies till 40. | ||
| I'm half dead? | ||
| Ryan 35 36 37 they're all kind of the same age. Yeah, yeah, you're you have freebies till 40. I'm half-dead | ||
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72 man, that's your first third Your first trimester. | |
| No, this is half bro. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| I think you're going to get once you get that neuro link. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
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They're used to it. | |
| You know, I'll say you're wrong again because nucleotide. | ||
| First of all, yes, though, you're going to get rejuvenated way more, but also I don't know if you can really count the first six or seven years. | ||
| If you're, if you're not going to count the being old years, you're more conscious when you're old than you are when you're two. | ||
| I've been, I've been getting NAD since I got COVID. | ||
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You like it? | |
| What's NAD? | ||
| Nicotinamide adenovirus. | ||
| It's like a vitamin. | ||
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That's an anti-aging thing? | |
| That's what they say, but it's like a vitamin drip. | ||
| Oh, you get the IV. | ||
| They inject you with it, and it's painful, and it makes you feel like you have anxiety. | ||
| But I'll tell you this, my eyes were fixed. | ||
| This is the crazy thing. | ||
| So I think my eyes were strained from staring at a computer screen all day every day for four or five years. | ||
| What else did it fix? | ||
| And I didn't realize my blood pressure has gone to above average ranges. | ||
| My heart rate variability is now that of someone 10 years younger than me. | ||
| Are you less tired? | ||
| Less tired, more energy. | ||
| I'm sleeping less. | ||
| How often do you have to do it? | ||
| So you're supposed to do it between 4 and 14 days. | ||
| So you do it every two weeks? | ||
| Every two weeks. | ||
| We have this marathon. | ||
| They come over here. | ||
| How much is it? | ||
| You can get it for like $800 and then if you get like the boost package it's like $900 because then they give you extra vitamins. | ||
| So you're supposed to drop like $20,000 a year if you want to really have this in your system. | ||
| This is for people who can afford it, truth be told. | ||
| Like regular people do it all the time. | ||
| They do it one time. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Like you save up for like six months. | ||
| Why would you do it one time if it goes away after 14 days? | ||
| So here's what happened. | ||
| The first thing that happened was Joe got us all this treatment. | ||
| When we all got sick, like Joe... Arpaio? | ||
| Yes! | ||
| Rogan! | ||
| Rogan was like, you know, he was telling me to go, like the long story short, find a doctor, get it done. | ||
| And then, you know, when we got this doctor who was giving us the basic treatment, he asked me, he's like, do you do vitamin, are you taking vitamins? | ||
| And I was like, yeah, I take like vitamin C and D every night. | ||
| I was like, bro, you got to do more than that. | ||
| And then I was like, what more can I do? | ||
| And he was like, NAD, dude. | ||
| He's like, take NAD, you can take NADM. | ||
| What is it? | ||
| NMN. | ||
| NMN nicotinamide mononucleotide. | ||
| That's a precursor to NAD. | ||
| Right, you eat it and your body makes NAD. | ||
| Or you can get the NAD directly injected. | ||
| And so we had this lady come out and give us this NAD treatment. | ||
| Hey guys, Josh Hammer here, the host of America on Trial with Josh Hammer, a podcast for the First Podcast Network. | ||
| Look, there are a lot of shows out there that are explaining the political news cycle, what's happening on the Hill, this and that. | ||
| There are no other shows that are cutting straight to the point when it comes to the | ||
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| We do all of that every single day right here on America on Trial with Josh Hammer. | ||
| Subscribe and download your episodes wherever you get your podcasts. | ||
| It's America on Trial with Josh Hammer. | ||
| And the next day I could see everything. | ||
| It's a coenzyme that causes your body to regrow these proteins called sirtuins. | ||
| One of these proteins measures the energy in your cell. | ||
| So when your cell divides, if the proteins aren't working right, the new cell doesn't have enough energy and it'll clip off the end caps of the chromosomes to compensate. | ||
| And that's what they call aging, the telomeres. | ||
| So this regrows the sirtuins, these proteins, so your measurements are more accurate. | ||
| So when the cells divide, they have enough energy, you don't age. | ||
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David Sinclair is really into that. | |
| That's how I heard about it. | ||
| I woke up and I could see everything perfectly and I think what's happening is I stare at these screens all day every day and it's screwing up my eyes and so I wear contacts. | ||
| My prescription hasn't changed in like a decade so it's like it's stabilized but what's happening as you get older you get macular degeneration. | ||
| It's harder for your lenses to focus. | ||
| One treatment and I looked out the window and it was like I was 15. | ||
| I was just like, holy shit. | ||
| I could see like every shadow, every shade, every twist. | ||
| It wasn't even like I could see like my brain was processing everything all at once. | ||
| That much better. | ||
| Fuck, dude. | ||
| It was amazing. | ||
| Let me give this puppy a shot. | ||
| When I first started doing it, my blood pressure was high. | ||
| And I had been doing a- Joe, if you're listening, send me one. | ||
| So I had been doing a diet. | ||
| I call it colloquial keto because it was mostly keto, but not like, I wasn't measuring, I wasn't trying. | ||
| It was high fat, high protein. | ||
| And she would take, you know, they take your blood pressure and your temperature | ||
| and all that stuff. | ||
| And she was like, hmm, you know, it's kind of bad. | ||
| And then I was like, I'm not eating that much salt, which clearly turned out to be a problem. | ||
| I was like, I'm not eating a lot of carbs. | ||
| I'm exercising every other day. | ||
| How is my blood pressure this bad? | ||
| No, for real, like it was high. | ||
| And she was like, you need to eat better and exercise. | ||
| I was like, what does eating better mean? | ||
| And she was like, fresh veggies, meats. | ||
| I'm like, I'm doing that. | ||
| Yeah, you eat carbs. | ||
| I'm like, yo, I'm on the half pipe every day. | ||
| I had lost like 20 pounds. | ||
| And even when I was like 20 pounds heavier, I was skating every day. | ||
| And then after the NAD treatment, after like a month, she came back and she was like, whoa. | ||
| She was like, this is the best I've ever seen. | ||
| And every time we've had her come for the treatment, she's been like, you're better and better. | ||
| So I got the whoop. | ||
| Do you need less sleep? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Check this out. | ||
| The whoop tells you what your recovery is. | ||
| So last night, my recovery was really bad. | ||
| Allergies, I think, did it. | ||
| Like I'm miserable right now. | ||
| When did you do it last? | ||
| Two weeks ago. | ||
| So the next one's coming up this weekend. | ||
| But check it out. | ||
| When you get the treatment, the next day the whoop is like your recovery is 99%. | ||
| Like it's just all maxed out. | ||
| And it's the craziest thing because it's not like I go into the app and I tell it I'm getting a vitamin drip. | ||
| But there's so much improvement happens in your body that like the app knew. | ||
| I'm writing this down. | ||
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Karen does it in New York. | |
| I'm just writing it down to get it. | ||
| I'll make it once and see how it goes. | ||
| I mean, if you have way more energy and you need to sleep two less hours, I mean, it can be worth it. | ||
| I imagine it would give you years of value. | ||
| One treatment. | ||
| I got one treatment. | ||
| Years of value out of it. | ||
| It heals you. | ||
| Like my eyes instantly just like were better. | ||
| So people report HD vision or crystal vision after getting it. | ||
| And I think what this is, it's not that you can see better because I still wear contacts. | ||
| It's that your brain is processing the information better. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You get a little cloudy. | ||
| When you get older. | ||
| They say to mix it with intermittent fasting. | ||
| This is what David Sinclair has said, intermittent fasting and berberine, or metformin, which is a diabetes medicine that lowers your blood pressure. | ||
| But if you don't want to take metformin, you take berberine, which is a plant extract. | ||
| And those three things combined, with resveratrol, seem to be a big, really, they're increasing mice lifespan by like two and a half times. | ||
| I don't know the actual numbers. | ||
| But what you do is, and we're going to take it to the next level, right? | ||
| So every other week we're getting NAD and we decided that if we take some young athlete males and pay them for their blood, we can actually take their blood and inject it straight into our veins and replace our old age... I'm kidding. | ||
| But you know people do that. | ||
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What movie is this? | |
| Am I supposed to be laughing right now? | ||
| People do that. | ||
| Is that a joke or what's that? | ||
| No, people do that. | ||
| You know that, right? | ||
| Does Peter Thiel really do that? | ||
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We've read about it before. | |
| I just want to get this adrenochrome thing out of my brain. | ||
| Adrenochrome is bullshit. | ||
| Is it really bullshit? | ||
| Yeah, dude. | ||
| Like look, when we know the rich people are just getting blood transfusions from young people, you know they do this, right? | ||
| I mean people do get like blood transfusions essentially. | ||
| So it heals your organs. | ||
| So rich people will hire like Like, four 20-year-old gym rats who eat healthy and work out at the gym, and they'll be like, I'll pay you $100,000 a year. | ||
| What do you got to do? | ||
| Once a week, you give me a blood transfusion. | ||
| We swap blood. | ||
| Transfusions a lot, yeah. | ||
| And so, but it's like, you're doing it once a month, and you're getting paid six figures, and you're a guy who naturally just likes working out and being fit. | ||
| And you do think it works a lot? | ||
| Do you know anyone that's done this? | ||
| We know for a fact it does. | ||
| So the reporting is that Peter Thiel does it. | ||
| Let me see if I can pull it up. | ||
| He's saying adrenochrome's oxidation of adrenaline. | ||
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Is Bezos doing it? | |
| I don't know. | ||
| TechCrunch says he looks like he's on hard nootropics, too. | ||
| That's why I'm like, I don't know if Peter Thiel's actually doing it. | ||
| Vanity Fair says he wants to inject himself with young people's blood. | ||
| But there are a lot of stories about this where rich people... I think it was that Peter Thiel wanted to inject himself with a young blood. | ||
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Oh, I see how it is. | |
| Well, yeah, of course. | ||
| It's a hot gang member. | ||
| It may be bullshit, check it out. | ||
| Vox says it's bullshit, but I don't trust Vox, so. | ||
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What's the start-up? | |
| I hate Vox. | ||
| What's the what? | ||
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What's the start-up called? | |
| I don't think it's a start-up. | ||
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Vox is sort of like the intellectual compost. | |
| Buying young people's blood won't stop you from aging, but what about injecting it? | ||
| It doesn't say that, it just says buying it. | ||
| Has reportedly expressed interest. | ||
| It was a storyline in Silicon Valley. | ||
| The practice made its way to the FDA. | ||
| Let's see, what do we got here? | ||
| The FDA warns consumers. | ||
| Limited studies. | ||
| There's no benefit. | ||
| The FDA. | ||
| The FDA. | ||
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Ambrosia. | |
| The company. | ||
| It doesn't say what the name of the company is? | ||
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Ambrosia. | |
| Oh, Ambrosia. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Where does that say that? | ||
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Down, down. | |
| Good eyesight. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Ambrosia. | ||
| I love control F. There you go. | ||
| The FDA didn't single out any blah blah blah. | ||
| One prominent company in the field is Ambrosia. | ||
| San Francisco based startup. | ||
| Yo, people are doing it. | ||
| This says they studied adrenochrome from the 50s to the 70s, found it could be a potential cause of schizophrenia, and has no current medical application. | ||
| But that's from Wikipedia. | ||
| Let me tell you what happens to these conspiracy theories. | ||
| Rich people want the blood of young people, like Vox is reporting a company is paying for it. | ||
| Some conspiracy theorist hears that and then says, Rich people are kidnapping children to drink their blood. | ||
| And it's like, bro, you were like, you took a right turn. | ||
| Yeah, the road is there. | ||
| But then you just slam the gas and veered off. | ||
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Also, when you say conspiracy theorists, you mean someone who writes for some sort of mainstream media outlet and just go, yeah, that's gonna give a shit if I say that they're not stealing the blood. | |
| You gotta say you're getting illicit means. | ||
| You know what my favorite conspiracy is? | ||
| Is that Barack Obama was shuttling boys and girls to DC. | ||
| That email where he's like... Hot dogs? | ||
| And so we literally order hundreds of dollars worth of hot dogs and pizza every few months from Chicago. | ||
| Just to post it online. | ||
| Portillo's and Giordano's. | ||
| But that's what Obama was doing. | ||
| Yo, we have parties, and I'm like, guys, have you ever had Portillo's? | ||
| And people are like, no, we're getting the beef and the hot dogs, man. | ||
| Giordano's, no, we're getting the Giordano's. | ||
| Do you post the receipts? | ||
| And so, no, I just tweet, like, we just ordered, you know, $300 worth of pizza and hot dogs from Chicago, and then people just like to fuck with people. | ||
| But that's what Obama was doing. | ||
| Did they say he's rubbing it in our faces? | ||
| Oh, yeah, people lose their minds a lot. | ||
| That's what Danny would post. | ||
| He had a thing where he was posting stuff like that, and then they would post photos of him being like, Look at this, he's rubbing it in our faces that he's a pedophile. | ||
| Yeah, but then one of these people shows up to your house and they fucking try and shoot you, man. | ||
| Most concern is the people coming across the border illegally that are being flown, like kids being flown to random cities around the United States. | ||
| Where are they? | ||
| What do you mean, to be sex trafficked? | ||
| Or blood trafficked, like are they being adrenochromed? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| What if vampires are real? | ||
| Well, I guess they are, and his name is Peter Thiel. | ||
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Apparently, yeah. | |
| Just get the NAD, man. | ||
| So you get NAD, nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide, and then you get B vitamins, C vitamins, A, D, or whatever, and so... Does it hurt? | ||
| The first one does hurt. | ||
| It feels like the inside of your body is being worked out, like a lot of pressure on your organs. | ||
| And for like an hour it hurts? | ||
| Yeah, for like two hours. | ||
| But you can turn down the drip so it doesn't... Are you nauseous? | ||
| No, it's more like distress. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It doesn't hurt as much after? | ||
| No, and when they turn it off, it's completely back to normal. | ||
| You're given an anti-nausea medicine and a painkiller. | ||
| You get Zofran and Toradol. | ||
| And so you're feeling good, but here's the best part. | ||
| So she can, they can make it go as fast as you want, but you don't want to go too fast. | ||
| I think Joe said he goes, I do it in 10 minutes. | ||
| No, it's bad. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| I mean, Joe's the one who recommended it to me, but I read about it and it said your body just pisses it out. | ||
| It immediately just says, get rid of it. | ||
| You got to do it over two hours, at least like a good, it's between two and four hours. | ||
| So your body has a chance to absorb it all and put it all to work. | ||
| So you just sit there? | ||
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What do you do? | |
| I slept for a play video games. I was you're doing it at your own house. Yeah. Yeah, I was playing horizon forbidden | ||
| West Can you do it do so in New York? Karen go there? Yes, you | ||
| swear or did they come to your? | ||
| But you guys got him to come here yeah, yeah because we're rich that sounds better. Yeah, so uh like full disclosure, | ||
| too I don't want people to think that like is this like | ||
| seriously a rich person thing Like, to every other week pay a couple grand. | ||
| Well, I mean, it's not that wild to be, you know, you know, every couple, like, if you do it, you know, every month or two, then you're in for, like, you know, six to ten grand. | ||
| It's not, like, completely out of the question. | ||
| If you do it, the average person will do it like once and they'll see tremendous benefits. | ||
| I'm not giving anybody advice. | ||
| I'll try once. | ||
| But then all of a sudden you're like, I want to keep it up because after two weeks it wears off and you start falling back into your, you know, your body isn't producing as much. | ||
| As you age, your body produces less NAD. | ||
| So you're basically supplementing it. | ||
| It wears off after, I thought he said it hooked him up good for a year. | ||
| I think you'll get residual benefits for a couple years after you do it. | ||
| I would agree with that, but the main thing that I struggle with in general | ||
| is just that I feel like as I get older I need more sleep. | ||
| And I don't get it. So I'm in decent shape. I'll sleep for seven hours. I eat decently | ||
| and I'll just be kind of tired. | ||
| Try sleeping on your back. | ||
| Sleep on your back with your arms over your head like this, and it opens your diaphragm. | ||
| It'll help your rest. | ||
| You'll get more rest in your sleep. | ||
| I sleep with sitting up. | ||
| Because rest and sleep are different. | ||
| So you want to get a restful sleep. | ||
| Let me tell you guys something. | ||
| How many hours of sleep do you think I got last night? | ||
| Six. | ||
| What do you think? | ||
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Eight hours. | |
| Five? | ||
| Three hours and 44 minutes. | ||
| How many hours do you think I got the night before? | ||
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Of actual sleep? | |
| Actual sleep. | ||
| I mean, I don't know, 8? | ||
| 6 hours and 31 minutes. | ||
| Monday, I got 7 hours and 8 minutes. | ||
| Sunday, I got 4 hours and 33 minutes. | ||
| And this is on your watch? | ||
| So this thing tracks my sleep. | ||
| How can it tell? | ||
| It knows from your heart rate, from your heart rate variability, from your breathing patterns. | ||
| It knows if you're asleep. | ||
| So let's say March 1st, I got 6 hours. | ||
| March 2nd, I got 5 and a half hours. | ||
| Thursday I got six and a half hours. | ||
| Friday I got four hours and 47 minutes. | ||
| So you never, yeah. | ||
| Six hours. | ||
| But is that like you're lying there for seven or eight hours? | ||
| So it is, last night I was in bed. | ||
| What's your average percentage of sleep versus lying in bed? | ||
| So last night I was in bed from 2 a.m. | ||
| to 7.28 and three hours and 44 minutes was sleep. | ||
| So that means I was watching Attack on Titan all night last night. | ||
| Well, I don't I don't mean the types where you're watching TV. I was watching TV for like front. Yeah, I don't include | ||
| that I'm like So basically, do you get to basically I'm like I was in bed | ||
| for five and a half hours But I was sleeping for three hours and 44 minutes | ||
| It's not very much. Yeah. Well, uh, let me clarify I mean that was I was sitting in bed watching attack on | ||
| Titan for two hours And then I laid in bed after like I decided to turn it off | ||
| I can't turn that shit off dude attack on Titan such a fucking awesome show Jordan Peterson says you got to watch | ||
| it so I started and it's really good. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| It's about, it starts with a bunch of people who live in the city with three walls. | ||
| There's one massive wall, then a massive inner city wall, | ||
| and then another inner city wall. | ||
| And outside the third wall, there are four meter tall, 15 meter tall, | ||
| and 60 meter tall Titans, mindless creatures that eat people. | ||
| And so they got these things on their legs that shoot cables called omnidirectional mobility gear. | ||
| So they can zip around. | ||
| And they have swords, because the only way to kill a titan is to cut the nape of its neck. | ||
| So basically, humanity's been wiped out, and this is the last city on Earth, and they're fighting gigantic monsters. | ||
| I'm not gonna spoil the show for anyone. | ||
| I'll watch it, I like it. | ||
| Will you watch it? | ||
| The first season's on Netflix, but I'm watching it on Amazon now. | ||
| So, the first season is like your anime adventure fighting monsters. | ||
| Your second season is a political thriller, and that's where it gets good. | ||
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Is it animated? | |
| The second season is about everything that's happening right now. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's why Jordan Peters, I don't know if he actually said to watch it, but people were | ||
| claiming he did. | ||
| And so everything you're seeing now, it's season two of Attack on Titan. | ||
| So I'm going to spoil a little bit for you guys, all right? | ||
| Corrupt government is manipulating the people to maintain their wealth and status, and they're | ||
| willing to sacrifice all of them to get what they want. | ||
| And the people are starting to figure out the conspiracy and what the government's doing and why they're doing it, and shit starts breaking down. | ||
| It's pretty badass. | ||
| I hear the next false flag is aliens. | ||
| Have you guys heard this? | ||
| Yeah, that's what I've heard. | ||
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I honestly, with all the stuff that they have, you know they had when Trump was in office, and they had the footage from the Pentagon, and they're like, it doesn't seem like anybody cares. | |
| I know. | ||
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Dude. | |
| That's like the most bizarre thing is to go, yeah, there's probably aliens, we have some weird footage, we can't explain it, and people are like, yeah, whatever. | ||
| It's not gonna be aliens, bro. | ||
| It's gonna be moderators. | ||
| What do you mean? | ||
| He's gonna be game moderators. | ||
| People are gonna see, like, a white cube just blink into existence, and some, like, crazy-looking, ultra-jacked, seven-foot guy's gonna walk out, and he's gonna be the most, like, the strongest, most powerful, he's gonna be able to run super-fast and teleport, and he's gonna be an admin. | ||
| He's gonna be like, I'm just here to, you know, regulate the code and the simulation and fix some problems, and people are gonna be like, what the fuck is this? | ||
| And the military's gonna try and stop him. | ||
| But he's a game moderator, he's got GM powers. | ||
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I guess the question with that thing is, why now? | |
| But why now? | ||
| Why haven't they... | ||
| Simulation's coming to an end, right? | ||
| Because the technocracy got its overview now. | ||
| They've been trying to do the technocracy since like 1913 or 1915. | ||
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What's the technocracy? | |
| Where the technical oligarchs are in control of society, like Klaus Schwab, John Rockefeller. | ||
| They want to oversee and manage. | ||
| But they didn't have the tech to oversee everyone. | ||
| Now they can track everybody. | ||
| So now they're unleashing the momentum because they finally have... | ||
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And then, but in terms of the aliens, that's where they're watching and they're going to | |
| come or they're kind of in cahoots? | ||
| They're gonna make fake aliens. | ||
| I think they're fake. | ||
| They're using like Tesla tech and they're using talking plasma to make it look like | ||
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fake aliens. | |
| Yeah, they're gonna, it's a false flag. | ||
| They're gonna make people think we're under attack. | ||
| How easy? | ||
| Rally the militaries and get all this funding and get people afraid. | ||
| How easy to make a UFO? | ||
| Ian brought this up on the show and it's a good point. | ||
| You take three lasers and you put them five miles apart and you have them intersect in | ||
| People will see the lasers intersect as a ball of light. | ||
| It's called talking plasma. | ||
| And they can make it go like this. | ||
| They can make it move in ways you can't fathom. | ||
| And people will see and say, how does something move so crazy and so quickly, not realizing it's just a laser being pointed. | ||
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Like a laser pointer. | |
| But I'm saying, you released video of these fighter jets seeing these things and literally people don't give a shit. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Then you read about talking plasma. | ||
| It's pretty obvious. | ||
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It's crazy that nobody cares. | |
| What's happening is there's actual drones also so they're conflating them people you'll see the radar moving and that's talking plasma But then you'll see actual drones that they've had since for like a hundred years Tesla's technology and what Bob Lazar saw working on drone program Yeah, so you've maybe lied maybe maybe he's lying, but I think there are also a little green man. | ||
| You know this guy I think I think they put a dummy in the fucking day. | ||
| We're like it's making sounds crazy. Oh shit dis info. No Yeah, and he's like in that I watched his video from the 90s | ||
| and he's like there's a little green man standing there asked about | ||
| Today he goes it was a puppet. I must've been wrong like shut the fuck up, dude | ||
| It's because back then the idea of a little green man made sense and now it doesn't and it discredits his story | ||
| Cuz if they're like if there's a little green man, where the fuck is he? It must been a puppet | ||
| Yeah, the day to reticuli was bullshit. I think when they told Bob Lazar | ||
| These are from Zeta Reticuli. | ||
| They're just giving him bullshit in case he went rogue. | ||
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Bob Lazar was the guy who, like, he was, like, at the school or whatever, where the... Yes, and then they erase his records and stuff. | |
| Yeah, yeah, and he's the guy where, like, the school, like, he just, like, landed in this, like, elementary school doing research. | ||
| Yeah, he was, like, a janitor or something. | ||
| But, you know, it's funny. | ||
| The government was probably like, hey, this crazy guy's saying bullshit. | ||
| Trashes records to make people believe it. | ||
| Because, like, it throws them off what we're really doing. | ||
| Because they're probably working on stealth tech or something. | ||
| And then they're like, we don't want people exploring it, so send them in the wrong direction. | ||
| Make them freak out about this guy. | ||
| So they throw a... It's what they do with conspiracy theorists. | ||
| It's what they do with Pizzagate. | ||
| Give them the wrong info to keep them off the trail. | ||
| And make them delegitimize themselves. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Because what happened with Pizzagate... Pizzagate was the gold standard of that. | ||
| There was an email that said, you left a handkerchief here with a map on it. | ||
| And, you know, whose is it? | ||
| What's a map? | ||
| A Minor Attractive Person. | ||
| This is actually the word they use. | ||
| So, you get an interesting story about someone saying, would you rather party with pizza or pasta? | ||
| And all of these people start saying things like, it's to proof they're pedos, and they go in this direction, when in reality they're probably doing cocaine. | ||
| Let me ask you a question. | ||
| The email said, would you rather party on pizza or pasta? | ||
| You know, which would be more fun. | ||
| What would make sense if you said, would you rather party on boys or girls, which would be more fun, or would you rather party on crack or meth, which would be more fun? | ||
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Yeah, or coke or MDMA or something. | |
| Right, the drugs makes more sense, and we know these people do drugs. | ||
| They're probably smuggling drugs, they're partying, they don't want anyone to find out, so they throw out this, you know, bullshit conspiracy theory, and the conspiracy theorists run after it. | ||
| There was so much shit they made up, it pissed me off, and the conspiracy theorists, like, Their evidence came from a random 4chan post that was randomly posted, made no sense. | ||
| They were like, pizza means boy! | ||
| And then they went, yes! | ||
| And then all of these people believed it. | ||
| Because they're fucking idiots. | ||
| Yeah, Obama is just ordering 85 boys. | ||
| Right. | ||
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Also, they didn't even have a basement in the pizza place. | |
| Oh, they don't. | ||
| A guy shot the floor. | ||
| It is a creepy pizza place, though. | ||
| But you're right, though. | ||
| There is a lot of weird stuff going on, and they, you know, put those out to, yeah, like you said, essentially a false... I don't know if false flag is the right word. | ||
| Wild goose chase. | ||
| Yeah, well... Red herring? | ||
| Yeah, that's it, right? | ||
| That's one of them, yeah. | ||
| Friends. | ||
| I think we gotta wrap it up because I'm dead. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| I hope you feel better. | ||
| Brutal. | ||
| Brutal. | ||
| But thanks for hanging out, man. | ||
| It's been a blast. | ||
| The drip thing isn't working too good, though. | ||
| You're getting... It doesn't stop allergies. | ||
| Yeah, and Sunday. | ||
| Sunday, you know? | ||
| But thanks for hanging out. | ||
| It's been a blast, man. | ||
| Yeah, always fun, dude. | ||
| Thanks for having us. | ||
| Thanks to everybody who is a member. | ||
| You watching this is the birthday present, so thank you all very much. | ||
| I really do appreciate it. |