March 2, 2022 - Timcast IRL - Tim Pool
03:15:45
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| We'll see you next time. | ||
| Tonight is Joe Biden's State of the Union address, and we had a great super chat from someone. | ||
| They said, bless the speechwriters for Joe Biden, because what are they going to have him say? | ||
| It has been an awfully brutal year. | ||
| We've had more COVID deaths in the past year than the year before under Trump. | ||
| Inflation is consistently breaking records. | ||
| We now have A new war, one of the most significant and serious wars breaking out in Europe. | ||
| So I guess Joe Biden will do his best to keep morale up. | ||
| I don't want to be such a downer and be like, all Joe Biden can do is depress everybody. | ||
| Maybe we'll see him pull it through, but that's going to be starting at 9 p.m. | ||
| Eastern. | ||
| So we will be talking about news, a lot of crazy stories. | ||
| Belarus has told NATO that they're pushing Russia towards World War III. | ||
| But get this, they've also voted on a resolution, voted on or passed, Now they are no longer a nuclear neutral country. | ||
| They are now a nuclear country, nuclear state, whatever you want to call it. | ||
| They are allowing Russia to stage nuclear weapons in Belarus. | ||
| Ukraine has already accused Belarus of invading from the north. | ||
| The U.S. | ||
| says, well, we haven't seen any proof of that, but regardless, it seems like things are absolutely getting, they're getting really, really crazy. | ||
| So here's what we're going to do. | ||
| We've got a bunch of people who are hanging out tonight. | ||
| We're going to be just chilling, having a good time. | ||
| We're actually having a drinking game. | ||
| We have a bunch of beers from our friends over at Old 690 Brewery in Virginia. | ||
| Great people, good beer. | ||
| And we are going to drink every time we have this amazing bingo card, bingo list. | ||
| Every time something happens, we'll make a mark and then take a sip of beer and we'll see who wins. | ||
| So this is the work of Kian Bexte, Lauren Southern, Seamus Coghlan. | ||
| I don't know, were you down there, Ian? | ||
| Negative, no. | ||
| And they came with a lot of really great jokes. | ||
| I participated a little bit. | ||
| Of course. | ||
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there's things like if Joe Biden says man, if he says our democracy, if he plagiarizes, | |
| Yes. | ||
| Good. | ||
| I think you guys spelled plagiarize wrong. | ||
| Good. | ||
| I didn't spell it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Uh, walks the wrong way. | ||
| Tell us a fake story. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Uh, gas lights, curses, fake tough, tough guy. | ||
| So we'll get in all that stuff. | ||
| But uh, because it's kind of a special night, I'm gonna do this real quick. | ||
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| That being said, let's get a quick round of introductions. | ||
| Joining us in this very... We have a lot of people today. | ||
| We've got a couple journalists, someone who has been covering the Freedom Convoy. | ||
| We got Kian Baxtey. | ||
| You want to introduce yourself? | ||
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Yeah, absolutely. | |
| Yeah, I'm Kian. | ||
| Can you go point your mic up a little bit? | ||
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Yeah, for sure. | |
| There you go. | ||
| Get in real close. | ||
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I'm a journalist from Canada, obviously I was covering the Freedom Convoy, and I'm the editor-in-chief of TheCounterSignal.com, and our job in Canada is to combat the propaganda that comes out of the state broadcaster, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, it's a 1.5 billion dollar Justin Trudeau propaganda arm so that's what we do is we we publish everything that they don't want Canadians and People around the world to see when it comes to news about Canada. | |
| So I Yeah, I'm happy to be here. | ||
| It's exciting. | ||
| It's gonna be fun I got we have two Canadians who are gonna help comment on what Joe Biden is I'm not okay with that. | ||
| You haven't noticed Canadians have massively infiltrated the What's up with that? | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| What Canadians have infiltrated the American political commentaries on the right? | ||
| I haven't heard of such a thing. | ||
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It's ridiculous. | |
| What Canadians have infiltrated the American political commentary on the right? | ||
| I haven't heard of such a thing. | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
| Absurd. | ||
| I heard someone, I think it was Shuan, Shuan had that tweeted out, the only good thing | ||
| about the Freedom Convoy and Justin Trudeau's like overreach of power is now Canadian commentators | ||
| are finally talking about their own country. | ||
| Yeah, that's fair. | ||
| Yes, I'm Lauren Southern, Canadian journalist, filmmaker. | ||
| Kian and I have actually made a movie together. | ||
| Yes, which one? | ||
| The Mass Graves Hoax. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| You should watch it. | ||
| It's some spicy content. | ||
| But yeah, I guess Shamus. | ||
| Throw it over to me. | ||
| So I'm an American, an actual real American who comments on American politics from the Chicago area back there. | ||
| So I comment on politics. | ||
| I do cartoons. | ||
| If you guys want to check me out at Freedom Tunes, we release animated cartoons every single week, sometimes twice a week. | ||
| And we're going to have a pretty funny one up about the state of our military in light of the crisis with Ukraine and Russia. | ||
| I think it's going to be pretty funny. | ||
| And yeah, I'm here to talk with some friends and some Canadians about Joe Biden. | ||
| Well, my name is in—Ian is in—I'm going to let that joke drop. | ||
| Before I toss it over to Liz, I'm going to give you a couple of corrections from yesterday. | ||
| We mentioned the Gallipoli campaign. | ||
| England and Australia invaded Gallipoli. | ||
| I said it was during World War II. | ||
| Well, they beach-headed on it. | ||
| It was World War I. | ||
| And secondly, we're talking about Alexei Vassily Arkhipov. | ||
| The Russian hero that prevented World War III is one of three commanders in a sub. | ||
| I said that he got orders to fire nuclear missiles. | ||
| What actually happened was they were underwater and cut off from, or they didn't have any orders from Moscow. | ||
| There were depth charges and two of the commanders on the sub wanted to fire nuclear torpedoes. | ||
| And he said, no, wait for orders from Moscow. | ||
| Then eventually they came to the surface and realized they weren't at war and that he had prevented what could have been a catastrophe. | ||
| I'm happy to get that out. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| In the name of correcting potential misinformation, I referenced Men Against Fire last night, which is contested. | ||
| It's not gospel. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| Just wanted to say that. | ||
| Are we doing all our fact checks? | ||
| Lauren, there'd be too much time if you started doing your... We won't have enough time if you start rattling off everything you've gotten wrong. | ||
| No, I said that the Australian politician didn't say New World Order. | ||
| She 100% said New World Order. | ||
| Australian? | ||
| The Australian health administrator when she was saying that. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| And the Ukrainian member of parliament said we're fighting for the New World Order the other day. | ||
| We got Lydia pressing buttons. | ||
| Very interesting stuff tonight. | ||
| Did you press any of the wrong buttons? | ||
| I have not pressed any of the wrong buttons yet. | ||
| We'll get there. | ||
| We have a cool new shot to try out. | ||
| I'm very excited for it. | ||
| Yeah, I'm going to crack a window open. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| So this is our Yeah. | ||
| Oh, look at this. | ||
| Look at all this nonsense. | ||
| There goes Tim walking behind Ian. | ||
| It's so cool. | ||
| I look down, right? | ||
| I'm looking down at who's below me on that. | ||
| It's like a Brady Bunch. | ||
| You're looking down at me. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| I'm excited. | ||
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It's going to be fun. | |
| All right, Tim's back. | ||
| What up, bud? | ||
| So, uh, man, it's a special episode. | ||
| We're probably gonna go really long hanging out here, so we got a bunch of beers. | ||
| I think we're gonna need more. | ||
| Might. | ||
| I can't, I can't, I almost never drink, so I have like a beer, and I've imagined that's the limit that I'll have is a beer. | ||
| Yeah, I have a Diet Coke. | ||
| But I just want to make sure everyone is aware. | ||
| There's been a bunch of issues with live streams that have, you know, commented on public broadcasts, State of the Union addresses. | ||
| So I did my due diligence. | ||
| I contacted YouTube and I said, can we comment on broadcasting the State of the Union address? | ||
| They said, yes. | ||
| They've worked really hard to make sure that these false takedowns don't happen. | ||
| So what will happen is Joe Biden is speaking. | ||
| But his words are being broadcast on, like, every network. | ||
| So what happens is the automated system will be like, hey, this sounds like CNN right now, and they'll take people down. | ||
| We are going to be using the official White House broadcast. | ||
| We have 50 minutes and 56 seconds until it goes live. | ||
| And the other thing, just to make sure, is I said we're also going to be playing a drinking game. | ||
| Where every time Biden does something that we expect him to do, or maybe not, we'll take a drink? | ||
| Is that allowed on live streams? | ||
| And I was told definitively, of course, exclamation point. | ||
| And very cheerfully. | ||
| So I said, all right. | ||
| And I'll also mention this. | ||
| A, we drink responsibly here. | ||
| I mean, I'll speak for myself. | ||
| I drink responsibly, despite the stereotyping. | ||
| Aren't you drinking by heart at all? | ||
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Stop it. | |
| Be quiet. | ||
| False accusations. | ||
| We are all out of beer. | ||
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He's got whiskey. | |
| This is coffee. | ||
| I mean, the Irish. | ||
| More misinformation from fake news Lauren Southern who makes anything she wants up about American politics because she's Canadian and doesn't have to face the consequences. | ||
| I also want to mention, Tim mentioned we have 51 minutes until it starts. | ||
| Of course, one of the options on our bingo card is starts late. | ||
| So, it might be longer than 51 minutes. | ||
| He's going to be late. | ||
| We're all drinking for that one. | ||
| I want to point out that Canada is America. | ||
| North America. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Shout out to Amerigo Vespucci, the Italian discoverer that they named after. | ||
| He's a mapmaker, right? | ||
| So here's what mine says. | ||
| I have one that says, if Joe Biden uses newspeak, like Latinx, I have to drink. | ||
| Latinx. | ||
| Yeah, I'm scared. | ||
| That's a good one. | ||
| Are they all the same or are they all different? | ||
| They're supposed to be different. | ||
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There's like some variation. | |
| Some variation? | ||
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There's inappropriate contact on mine. | |
| I'm sure that'll happen. | ||
| Uses fake words. | ||
| I'm excited for that. | ||
| Uses fake words. | ||
| Fake tough guy schtick. | ||
| Racist by accident. | ||
| Racist by accident. | ||
| Might as well circle that one. | ||
| Whispers. | ||
| Whispers. | ||
| He'll do that. | ||
| He'll go, get vaccinated. | ||
| I don't have a dog in the fight, but if he does walks wrong way, I'm going to be really happy. | ||
| How many of these should we read out? | ||
| I mean, I don't want to spoil the jokes, but it's also possible he doesn't do every one of these things. | ||
| So it's going to be funny too, because we're going to have to judge if something was like adequately racist. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| Or accidentally. | ||
| Well, no. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, just make it like a real word. | ||
| No, I mean like, if he says something and we're like, okay, that sounds like it kinda | ||
| was racist, you know, but what if it's, what if it's a- We're going to give him the benefit of the doubt he would give us if we said something that was essentially extrude is racist. | ||
| So who, what does the winner get? | ||
| Inappropriate context. | ||
| We're going to drink right when it starts. | ||
| He's going to walk up to Kamala. | ||
| What does the winner get? | ||
| The winner gets your abacus. | ||
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I don't know if I'm comfortable with that. | |
| I have to win at that point. | ||
| Yeah, you do. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Wait, wait, wait. | ||
| Uh, only Democrats clap. | ||
| That's going to keep happening. | ||
| Yeah, it's gonna happen multiple times. | ||
| Well, we'll see, Tim. | ||
| You actually don't know. | ||
| What if he doesn't do any of these things? | ||
| It's his best speech ever. | ||
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He goes out, he's like, My fellow Americans, I say, on the dawn of a potential third world war, we must come together as a nation. | |
| And we're like, what's going on? | ||
| He forgets what he's saying. | ||
| Seconds of silence. | ||
| So he's gonna be like, my fellow Americans, we stand on the precipice of a great world war. | ||
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World War III between, uh... Ukringas. | |
| Between Ukringas. | ||
| Corn pop. | ||
| Corn pop. | ||
| I actually suggested when we were making this that we include saying corn pop. | ||
| But I was like, we should have like wager bingo spots where it's leveraged. | ||
| So like, because the likelihood of him saying corn pop is like 0.01%, you gotta like chug your whole beer if he says it. | ||
| Oh snap, yeah. | ||
| Okay, corn pop or malarkey. | ||
| We have to chug our beers. | ||
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Malarkey. | |
| If he says the words malarkey, I'm gonna lose my mind. | ||
| I'm writing this down. | ||
| And he has on it. | ||
| I'm really enjoying this because the story we have to talk about right now is that Belarus... I'm using the Daily Beast because I love it. | ||
| They say Belarus issues dire World War III warning as it gets ready to send troops to Ukraine. | ||
| They've also approved Russia staging nuclear weapons in Belarusian borders. | ||
| Ukraine has said they've already invaded. | ||
| You've got a Ukrainian journalist in Poland telling Boris from the UKPM, That World War 3 has already started and NATO needs to intervene with a no-fly zone. | ||
| And I'm sitting here like, this is like the most serious news I think I've ever experienced in my adult life. | ||
| I don't know if any... I guess, you know, look, with Iraq, Afghanistan, and those wars... | ||
| I wasn't really worried they were going to nuke us or send, you know, wave after wave of their own men. | ||
| You know what though? | ||
| They said they could because that was the whole thing. | ||
| They talked about WMDs and they're saying we have to go over there because we don't want to find out it's too late after they already nuked us. | ||
| And then it's funny because even though they made up all these lies about how Saddam was close to getting a nuke and how that was a WMD, they said, well, we weren't lying about weapons of mass destruction because there were chemical weapons there that can be considered WMDs. | ||
| Yeah, I think there were. | ||
| I mean, we... Yeah, yes, but that's different from nuclear weaponry. | ||
| Obviously, when they were saying weapons of mass destruction, in the minds of the public, that construed an image of nuclear weapons. | ||
| And then they said, oh, of course there were WMDs! | ||
| So let's just put layer upon layer on this one. | ||
| So we got all this stuff happening. | ||
| And I'm like, OK, it's kind of freaking out, you know, kind of freaking me out. | ||
| But, you know, we can all laugh here and make fun of Joe Biden. | ||
| And, you know, if there's one thing Joe Biden's done is he's made us all laugh. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| It's probably something. | ||
| That's the thing about Joe Biden. | ||
| I said this as soon as he got elected. | ||
| Finally, a president who can't disappoint me. | ||
| There's no possible way that's a good and you know, he makes us laugh every now and again. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| It's true And so yeah horrible situation going on over there. | ||
| We don't want to make light of it It is frightening in many ways but one of the purposes of comedy is to be able to get people to to Keep their spirits up through difficult times. | ||
| So there's another thing that happened on TV. | ||
| The president of Belarus, Lukashenko, was pointing to a map that showed | ||
| what appeared to be the Russian military plan from Russia and Belarus into Ukraine, | ||
| but there were several attack points drawn on the map that haven't happened. | ||
| And so of course, a lot, many in the media are saying haven't happened yet, | ||
| as if it's, you know, the actual plan that Russia has. | ||
| And now if that's true, and I don't know why it would be, I don't know what that map is. | ||
| It shows, I think, four accurate attack factors that have already occurred, as well as several others, that make people think they might occur, because some are, like, right after Kharkiv, there's, like, another attack movement. | ||
| Is the implication that there's, like, some planning, or that that's just their guess? | ||
| The implication... Well, I don't know why the president of Belarus put the map up. | ||
| Like, he was explaining, like, here's what's happening. | ||
| But the implication is that, what they're saying, Belarus, an ally of Russia, they know what the military plan is, And they've effectively shown the next move will be to move into Odessa and then into Moldova. | ||
| Or they could be fake plans. | ||
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Yeah, right. | |
| But if it is, it could be fake. | ||
| The scary thing is, and maybe this is just him trying to freak people out, trying to fog of war, you know, confuse people. | ||
| false orders or like psychological manipulation. | ||
| This implies Russia will invade another country. | ||
| Notably the disputed territories Transnistria, which has already got Russian troops there, | ||
| which could be then used by Russia as a staging ground to bypass Ukrainian defenses and then | ||
| move to the southwest of the country. | ||
| It might still remain just a Ukraine thing, but you've also got Kaliningrad. | ||
| There's a lot of crazy stuff here, man. | ||
| So, I don't know. | ||
| At a glance, the red lines on this, I mean, this is like a Daily Mail article I'm looking at, and I haven't investigated the map, but maybe those are red lines indicating where infiltration has already taken place, like where there's Russian special forces awaiting action, because they said Moldova's already infiltrated. | ||
| Crimea was already infiltrated, obviously. | ||
| And it looks like a lot of parts of Ukraine had already been infiltrated on the map, maybe. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| But I would imagine more that it's a battle map or a fake battle map. | ||
| Yeah, I mean to what Tim was saying about the fact that there are certain places where they're saying they're going to attack They could they couldn't I have absolutely no idea. | ||
| I will say this we should we should Believe the media about as much as we would if they were reporting on anything else. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I tweeted I love this whenever anything in the media happens. | ||
| I'm just gonna call them the people who believe Jesse Smollett No, exactly. | ||
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Exactly. | |
| You know, during COVID, I was like, the people who believe Jesse Smollett are lecturing me on COVID. | ||
| And then I tweeted, and I got like 3,000 retweets. | ||
| Then I tweeted the other day, or maybe this morning, the people who believe Jesse Smollett are lecturing me on Ukraine. | ||
| And it got like thousands of retweets. | ||
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It's true. | |
| Fantastic. | ||
| No, it's true. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And you're from MAGA country, dude. | ||
| I want to clear this up. | ||
| I saw you on Twitter trending, and that was awesome. | ||
| And then I found out it's because you said, I don't like appeals to emotion. | ||
| Is that what it is? | ||
| Appeal to emotion? | ||
| It's a type of argument, an ad homonym, or an ad emotion on the attack or something? | ||
| It's an appeal to emotion. | ||
| So there, you know, so I was trending for that. | ||
| And they're trying, first, they got it wrong. | ||
| There's a video clip of Zelensky talking about, you know, civilians dying. | ||
| But the translator is crying as he's saying it. | ||
| That's what I'm talking about. | ||
| The propaganda. | ||
| So that was the news story that went viral. | ||
| Appeal to emotion. | ||
| What you were talking about is a logical fallacy characterized by the manipulation of the recipient's emotions in order to win an argument. | ||
| So I understand your point. | ||
| The idea here is that they're playing this video clip of Zelensky being like, children are dying and civilians are under attack. | ||
| And the translator is going, We must fight for our children's freedom. | ||
| And I'm just like, that person should be fired. | ||
| No, no joke. | ||
| That person should be, should be maybe not fired. | ||
| That's a little harsh. | ||
| They should be, well, if I were the boss and we were doing a live translation broadcast, I'd go up to the guy and I'd be like, let's, let's get you in here, man. | ||
| Get you a cup of coffee. | ||
| Why don't you have a seat, breathe a little bit. | ||
| And we'll get someone in here who can handle, you know, no disrespect. | ||
| This is the translator. | ||
| Because I've seen this so it's funny the trending you're talking about I actually I follow a bunch of lefty accounts to get their side of things and I saw your tweet screenshot it like four times before I even saw your original tweet and this comment was from a bigger account saying the thing that really pisses me off about this war is the leader of the country being invaded saying he thinks it's bad that kids are being killed. | ||
| So that's what they're suggesting you're saying, right? | ||
| Well, I don't care about those people. | ||
| So they didn't watch the video in the original? | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And they did that on purpose. | ||
| Because if you actually watched the video, you'd be like, oh, it's not the president who's talking because I don't understand Ukrainian. | ||
| It's an EU translator who's crying as he's talking. | ||
| And so my point is, What they're trying to do with a lot of this propaganda is appeal to your emotions to get you to join a war effort. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Of course the zealot pro-war lunatics are going to come after me for whatever I tweet. | ||
| I tweeted a very obvious joke. | ||
| I mean, of anyone who's smart enough to understand. | ||
| It's Zelensky doing the red salute, and I actually want to do it. | ||
| But the communist salute. | ||
| And I said, you know, I said, whoa, the president of Ukraine just did the communist salute. | ||
| Or maybe he's supporting Black Lives Matter. | ||
| I can't tell if he's supporting communism or critical race theory. | ||
| Like, duh. | ||
| And so Ethan Klein of H3 was like, he's actually trying to claim that Ukraine's president is a communist because he's using the international sign of resistance or whatever. | ||
| And my response was, you're gonna love this. | ||
| It was a great response. | ||
| I said, thanks, Ethan, big fan. | ||
| I don't care. I whatever man. So yes, it is actually a big fan. Can you believe that? No, could you believe it? | ||
| You know, well, here's what I'm thinking somebody some some people actually responded to the left accurately on this | ||
| and they were like Someone said it's a joke chill | ||
| And they're like, well, I can't tell it's a joke and so he needs to blah, blah, blah. | ||
| And then someone responded, Tim believes that taking Twitter seriously and engaging with people is ineffective and it's healthier just to treat it all like it's unserious and a big joke. | ||
| And that's fairly accurate. | ||
| It might as well be, because even the serious accounts that are verified, the mainstream media, they're just being serious but spreading misinformation as well. | ||
| So if you take it seriously, you're almost in a worse position if you take everything you read on Twitter seriously. | ||
| I've said this before, Twitter's a terrible website. | ||
| When you are having a good day on Twitter, it's because you said something mean to someone and everyone thinks you're funny. | ||
| When you're having a bad day on Twitter, it's because someone said something mean to you and everyone thinks that's funny. | ||
| That's what the website's for, just being cruel. | ||
| I tweeted out, deter sarcasm, speak with honesty because emotions, people are bouncing on a needle's point about to lose it. | ||
| I tweeted that out because I keep seeing, a lot of people I follow on Twitter are joking right now, like being sarcastic and it's not translating in text. | ||
| It's confusing people. | ||
| Did you see the girl that did the poem to Putin? | ||
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Oh yeah. | |
| Or she was like, if I were Putin's mother, I would have held you, if I was your mother, I would have held you tight, Putin. | ||
| You would have had mommy milkies, it would have been all okay. | ||
| Mommy milkies? | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
| That is not family-friendly. | ||
| She got absolutely, like, obliterated. | ||
| I kind of feel bad for her. | ||
| Was she serious? | ||
| She was being serious, but she was trying to be, like, artistic. | ||
| And, like, she actually is, like, a good soul. | ||
| You can tell she's trying to be nice, but it doesn't work on Twitter. | ||
| This website is for emotionally destroying each other. | ||
| That is, like, the ultimate, I can fix him. | ||
| Yeah, it really is. | ||
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I can fix Putin! | |
| You know what they don't like about me on Twitter is that, you're right, it's for emotionally destroying people. | ||
| And they have no power over me. | ||
| So someone tweeted at me an image of the NPC meme, but it's me wearing the baseball tee and the beanie. | ||
| And so I posted on Instagram because I think it's funny. | ||
| And there's a bunch of funny ones. | ||
| There's one where it's me, but my head's a blimp and it's got a beanie on. | ||
| So it's like I'm in a hot air balloon of my own brain. | ||
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Yes. | |
| with a basket that I'm standing in and a little beanie on top. | ||
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Oh, cool. | |
| And I'm like, I think that's great. | ||
| My favorite, though, was the Patriots.win, formerly the Donald, have been making all of these really funny anti, | ||
| like these memes about the propaganda coming out of Ukraine. | ||
| So like the ghost of Kiev and like. | ||
| So they've been like, the cuck of Kiev is Mitt Romney or whatever. | ||
| But they made one where it was like, this is the fence sitter of Kiev. | ||
| His sitting on the fence has held the Russian forces at bay and they superimposed my face over some Ukrainian soldier. | ||
| And then in the comments, they were like, I hope Tim sees this because he's going to laugh. | ||
| And then I put, you know, I can't confirm. | ||
| True. | ||
| I'm like, dude, that's the thing. | ||
| I'll go on Twitter and they can say literally anything. | ||
| When Ethan Klein tweeted at me, what am I supposed to do? | ||
| What is any regular person supposed to do when someone's just making up stuff or insulting you or doesn't care? | ||
| You're supposed to drop your jaw and stutter and not have... | ||
| Because you just got owned. | ||
| That's what's supposed to happen. | ||
| Sometimes people retweet the one that they have issues with and then explain why it's wrong. | ||
| I didn't like that because then you're retweeting the person you disagree with. | ||
| I'd rather just ignore it. | ||
| He just retweeted it with ha ha ha. | ||
| There's that great anecdote where it's like if you get in the ring with them, someone who's just trying to pull you down, it's like you're getting in the mud pit with the pigs. | ||
| You just get dirty and the pigs just get happy. | ||
| Whereas you're kind of standing on the sideline. | ||
| Have fun, pigs. | ||
| I like you. | ||
| Enjoy your time. | ||
| You know what I'm going to do next time? | ||
| You know what I should have tweeted? | ||
| Because I'm thinking, like, I obviously can't respond with, like, here's my actual argument, blah, blah, blah. | ||
| Like, that's stupid. | ||
| Nobody cares. | ||
| So I just said, thanks, Ethan. | ||
| Big fan. | ||
| Because, like, I'm trending now thanks to him. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| There you go. | ||
| I think next time I'll just put, I'm sorry. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| I publicly apologize. | ||
| Have me on your podcast Ian. | ||
| I wouldn't say that. | ||
| No, but like the point of the apology is they would be like, is he being serious? | ||
| Do you think you could hashtag I'm sorry to trend? | ||
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I apologize for being wrong. | |
| Do a public apology and then plug Raid Shadow Legends or something halfway through your public apology. | ||
| They reached out to sponsor me and then they looked at my channel and they were like, we made a mistake. | ||
| That was an accidental email. | ||
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There's a hilarious meme of Putin. | |
| It was obviously a fake translation of him speaking in Russian, and it just was a long troll into saying that his invasion of Ukraine was just a hilarious advertisement for Raid Shadow Legends. | ||
| Oh, I saw that. | ||
| That's awesome. | ||
| It's him talking, and there's like text, and he's like, I did all of this to generate massive global attention for a very important issue. | ||
| Raid Shadow Legends, available now. | ||
| We did it. | ||
| We had a joke, Seamus. | ||
| I don't know if you have it. | ||
| The Fauci YouTube one, should we mention? | ||
| No, no, we can't say that one. | ||
| That was a good one. | ||
| Or the one where he's just trying to follow up with Zelensky on his taxes or something. | ||
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What? | |
| What happened? | ||
| So Tim and I wrote some, we did some funny improv, some funny jokes, which is going to be for my supporters behind the paywall, because it would absolutely get us deleted from YouTube forever. | ||
| I got it. | ||
| All right, guys. | ||
| You can't do that to people. | ||
| Yes, I can. | ||
| I absolutely can. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very important fact check for you from Politifact. | ||
| You see, Maria Bartiromo, how could she? | ||
| She said, Who does she think she is? | ||
| Mostly false. | ||
| That's mostly false. | ||
| Mostly false. | ||
| PolitiFact clarifies the U.S. | ||
| did not double oil imports from Russia in the last year. | ||
| What actually happened was, according to PolitiFact, the U.S. | ||
| did double the amount of crude oil imports from Russia last year. | ||
| It says both of those things in the same article. | ||
| They meant mostly false like mostly peaceful. | ||
| Wait, wait, wait. | ||
| I actually, I have to interrupt. | ||
| I hate to do this, but the crude oil is one type of various types of oil imported to the U.S. | ||
| And? | ||
| So we doubled one type, not oil in general. | ||
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Oh. | |
| But she didn't even, Maria Bartiromo didn't even say oil. | ||
| Yeah, no, it was terribly written. | ||
| Terribly written. | ||
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Why is oil in parentheses? | |
| When Maria was talking, she's talking with Jesse Waters, I believe. | ||
| She said, we have doubled our imports from Russia in the last year, referring to generally just oil. | ||
| Well, that's supposed to be in brackets, not in parentheses. | ||
| It is. | ||
| The point is, her statement is correct. | ||
| She wasn't speaking very specifically and absolutely. | ||
| She was saying, here's one particular issue. | ||
| If she was referring to crude oil, it's absolutely correct. | ||
| But of course, the fact check just assumes. | ||
| Yeah, why didn't they put crude? | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| They added the word oil to her quote. | ||
| She did not say that. | ||
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To make her wrong. | |
| And here's the thing, too, with the mostly false, you could put That can go either way. | ||
| You can say mostly false or mostly true. | ||
| It could be mostly true. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| They're using it the way they use mostly peaceful. | ||
| Mostly is a magic word. | ||
| The word maybe means the same thing as maybe not. | ||
| It has the exact same meaning. | ||
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It's so blatant to the mainstream media and these fact checkers. | |
| They're trying to pretend like, and they did this in Canada as well, you know, when you buy oil from the Russian regime, you're directly Sponsoring their war effort. | ||
| You're paying for it. | ||
| And these mainstream media journalists are just so desperate to make it, to gaslight Canadians and Americans into thinking that that's not- Gaslight. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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He's a bud. | |
| Completely intentional. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Into thinking that that's not what is happening. | ||
| Because they want to draw your attention away from Keystone XL. | ||
| This like obvious policy decision that should be reversed. | ||
| It never should have been cancelled in the first place. | ||
| But the mainstream media, they're just breathless in their support for the Russian regime. | ||
| Was the support for Keystone really, really powerful, and then the Americans wanted it shut down, or did everybody...? | ||
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It depends where you were. | |
| In, like, Alberta, it was super, like, super supportive. | ||
| Western Canada, generally, was hugely supportive of this. | ||
| Sorry, Ian, we don't ask the Canadians about Canada, we ask them about America. | ||
| Yeah, I want the outside perspective, right? | ||
| But no, continue, please. | ||
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So, I mean, lots of Canadians wanted it. | |
| There was no Canadians really saying we shouldn't do it. | ||
| opposition was American leftists and frankly foreign-funded activists in Canada because you, Americans, fund eco-radicals in Canada. | ||
| But Kian, you should mention- We fund you guys too! | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| You should mention that those radical activists held and like blocked the pipeline for years and they had to go through the legal court process to get them arrested, get them taken away, and so people talk about the Ottawa They were there for two weeks, and it was hurting industry. | ||
| The people blocking the pipeline have been there for years, and they still went through the proper process. | ||
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Total double standard when it comes to blocking infrastructure. | |
| No, no, no, come on. | ||
| Be honest, guys. | ||
| They weren't honking horns. | ||
| No, they just killed, like, what? | ||
| Did they kill an RCMP officer? | ||
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No, they attacked him. | |
| Actually, so this was a different pipeline. | ||
| This was a pipeline heading westbound up in northern BC, but as the truckers were Occupying, as some people are saying, but basically protesting in Ottawa and honking a lot. | ||
| There was an actual terrorist attack in northern British Columbia for this coastal gasoline pipeline that was going to carry liquefied natural gas. | ||
| They actually, a bunch of camouflaged men, radical indigenous eco-radicals funded by Americans, came into this site and trashed a bunch of vehicles, burnt things, with hatchets, tomahawks, the whole shebang. | ||
| Millions of dollars in damage. | ||
| But you can't compare that to honking. | ||
| I mean, people's ears were hurting. | ||
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Have you seen the article about the phantom honking? | |
| Tell me about it. | ||
| I like the ringing. | ||
| Tell me about it. | ||
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Apparently it's people hearing honking after there's no honking. | |
| Maybe the trucks are just gone, but people are like actually honking their horns because that's what cars do and they're like, I can still hear them! | ||
| I have PTSD from the convoy! | ||
| You know, what you need to understand is that these people probably do have PTSD and here's the issue. | ||
| If you are a soft pink mass of cookie dough that has never experienced any hardship and you grow up that way and your entire worldview is based on living in a padded room of pastel colors and sing-alongs and Harry Potter and Star Wars, Then when someone walks in and yells at you, it's traumatizing to you. | ||
| So I'm half kidding, but for these people who have been pampered, urban, elite types, or not even elite types, but they lack any kind of hard experience, hearing those constant honkings is stressing them out. | ||
| Because it does two things. | ||
| The first is the... | ||
| Physical agitation of constantly hearing the honking. | ||
| I don't mean any kind of violence, but like its presence is physical to them. | ||
| But also the psychological impact of them being potentially wrong. | ||
| These are people who are desperate to fit in. | ||
| And all of a sudden there's a big popular movement outside and they're all cheering and dancing and screaming and you're not a part of it. | ||
| They seek refuge online, where people are like, don't worry, we hate them too. | ||
| You're one of us. | ||
| And that makes them feel better in their anger. | ||
| So yeah, some kind of trauma, I suppose. | ||
| And now, yeah, people are probably honking their horns, and as soon as they do, someone probably screams and freaks out. | ||
| It's happening every weekend. | ||
| I don't think people realize. | ||
| Even when I was going to the airport in Canada, there were still people on every bridge. | ||
| Everyone has Canadian flags on their cars. | ||
| I never realized how many people thought like me until this whole thing. | ||
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I didn't realize that many Canadian flags were sold. | |
| It looked like 4th of July in Canada. | ||
| The Canadian flag has become like the American flag. | ||
| It's a symbol of patriotism. | ||
| You guys have a maple leaf on your flag. | ||
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Tim, are you about to make fun of our maple leaf? | |
| I was going to say it's very cute. | ||
| I'm into it. | ||
| Ben Franklin wanted the turkey. | ||
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We used to have a nice flag, but the Liberals changed it. | |
| The Liberals created this maple leaf flag. | ||
| What was it before the maple leaf? | ||
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It was the Red Ensign. | |
| And it was a beautiful flag. | ||
| I encourage you to look it up. | ||
| Can I look it up? | ||
| Canadian Red Ensign. | ||
| Beautiful flag. | ||
| But then the Liberals, they took everything that was good about our country. | ||
| Oh wow. | ||
| That's cool. | ||
| It was a nice flag, yeah. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
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That's way better than a maple leaf. | |
| That was our flag through World War I, World War II. | ||
| Well, the crest was a little bit different. | ||
| It changed over time, but that was the most recent version of the flag. | ||
| They're the leaves. | ||
| Now they're very small. | ||
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Is this one it? | |
| Dude, how long until they put a maple leaf on our flag? | ||
| This is the first one? | ||
| I like the maple leaf, but I want more color. | ||
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That was the one they fought in under World War II, I think. | |
| Or, sorry, World War I. | ||
| Look at this amazing Canadian flag. | ||
| You know how much more respect Canada would get if that was still your flag? | ||
| All the people that say Canada is not part of the British Empire, check please. | ||
| Can you guys tell me, do a little bit of disciplining? | ||
| You know what, let's not make it, let's leaf them alone. | ||
| Hold on a minute, hold on a minute. | ||
| This is legit, you said, this is it? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I mean, this is from Wikimedia. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Not only does it have the Union Jack, which is the United Kingdom, it's got a crown, it's got a bison, I believe, a fish, but also a wreath of maple leaves. | ||
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Beautiful. | |
| I've heard the three, I've heard the three leaves, this could be, I could be making this up, but I heard that it represents like the three different populations in Canada, like the English, the French, and the Indigenous. | ||
| Cool. | ||
| Nice. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| So within that little crest, the three there. | ||
| There's two of them. | ||
| So these are a lot of local like communities that were merged. | ||
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These were all like the different parts of Canada. | |
| So cool. | ||
| Like New Brunswick and all that. | ||
| I like the thistles. | ||
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So, that crest has generally changed. | |
| When did they decide to ruin your country? | ||
| Wasn't that long ago? | ||
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Yeah, it was actually quite recent. | |
| Like, I think maybe in the 60s? | ||
| That was my thought too, but I don't want to spread it more fake news. | ||
| I said an RCMP officer was killed by those protesters. | ||
| I just want to clarify, they just, like, threw bombs at him or something. | ||
| And he was severely injured. | ||
| There must have been. | ||
| Considering what the stereotype of Canadians being like very polite, you know, I guess in the 60s they had this like very powerful flag and there was some Canadian guy who was just like, I don't think we should be so violent, you know? | ||
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Let's change that flag. | |
| This might be like esoteric Canadian politics, but I'm from the West, from Alberta. | ||
| I'm an Albertan separatist actually. | ||
| It's frustrating about that flag because that's the maple leaf and there's no maple trees west of like Manitoba, right? | ||
| So these like Eastern elitists came and said, yeah, let's put the maple leaf on the flag because that represents Canada. | ||
| But really that's just the Laurentian understanding of Canada. | ||
| These like Eastern, like Trudeau, all of these Eastern liberals have decided to sort of usurp the understanding of Canada and replaced the Union Jack and all of those, that beautiful crest that obviously represented every part of Canada. | ||
| And then said, nah, we just want to use a leaf from a tree that only exists in Quebec. | ||
| You know, I actually really like that this happened to the flag because it's such a simple and concise way to explain how they made everything dumb and horrible in Canada. | ||
| You're like, okay, well, in this timeframe, they took this out, they removed all the people who live in this part of the country, And now it's just like this elitist, oversimplified, kind of like a globalist flag. | ||
| They did the modern corporate art to our flag. | ||
| Oh my gosh! | ||
| It's a modern logo. | ||
| I mean, how long before that was in America? | ||
| Like, these 13 stripes represent 13 slave colonies. | ||
| We need to change this flag altogether, just to start. | ||
| What would it be like the McDonald's Golden Arches or something? | ||
| Yeah, something like that. | ||
| Something corporate? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, 100% no. | ||
| It'd just be like the star by itself maybe or I don't know. | ||
| A single star. | ||
| They changed it, yeah. | ||
| That's disturbing. | ||
| Like, identical to the Canadian flag. | ||
| It'll just say BLM. | ||
| I don't know who to ask, but if we could make the Canadian flag, if you could add more color, I'd be down. | ||
| Like a psychedelic flag would be neat. | ||
| I don't think Canada's gonna make a psychedelic flag for their country. | ||
| No, probably not. | ||
| But like a blue, red, white, and blue is a little cliche. | ||
| What if we added stripes, horizontal stripes, and then we did like a rainbow? | ||
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They've done that. | |
| That actual flag has flown on Parliament Hill. | ||
| What do you guys think about symbology in general and flags? | ||
| Because I personally burn the flag, I don't care. | ||
| Have you ever watched Boondock Saints? | ||
| I think once, yeah. | ||
| Has anybody here watched Boondock Saints? | ||
| It was a cool cartoon. | ||
| Willem Dafoe, when the cop is like, symbology, and he goes, symbolism! | ||
| Okay, I'm making up words because I'm English. | ||
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That's what Joe Biden is going to do tonight. | |
| Yeah, symbology is a thing. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| Yeah, it's a thing. | ||
| But that's like the study of symbols, isn't it? | ||
| Exactly, the study of symbols. | ||
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Right. | |
| In general, do you think that it's, because I find it's kind of like cult worship, like everyone worship me because I have the icon now, and I'm the one that has the badge. | ||
| Burn the flag if you want to burn the flag. | ||
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A flag is in the eye of the beholder, right? | |
| It means to people something, obviously. | ||
| It means something different to everyone who sees it. | ||
| When I see that Canadian, we call it the maple rag in Alberta, it brings on ideas of Eastern oppression, just like you guys probably would have felt, Americans, back in 1770, whatever the heck it was, when you guys threw the tea in the harbor and decided to become a bunch of traitors. 1773? | ||
| You can go back, sir! | ||
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You can go right back out there to Canada! | |
| Being from Alberta, does it feel like the big cities of Canada are ripping you guys off? | ||
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Yeah, oh absolutely, because they tell us we can't have pipelines, they tell us we have to shut down our oil and gas industry, they force weird taxes on us that make us pay for social programs in Quebec, which are ridiculous when it comes to managing their budget. | |
| So we fund their social programs. | ||
| They go deeper into debt and we have to pay for it. | ||
| So before we move on, I just have to ask, are you guys kind of feeling the national divorce thing in Canada as well? | ||
| It's been going on for a while. | ||
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Trudeau and Biden as well. | |
| It's mirroring on both sides of the border. | ||
| They're both saying that, oh, you know, we're the most united we've ever been. | ||
| Oh are we? And that's obviously not the case in Canada and I think I assume the United States. | ||
| I would agree that the free spot on the bingo. I mean Biden and Trudeau are probably more united | ||
| than ever before but the people of their country are not. | ||
| United under Klaus Schwab. Yes exactly. | ||
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Love that guy. He's great. So come on man. | |
| One guest was saying that Canada has actually had very serious points of, you know, near, I don't know about total collapse, but like breaking apart in like the 80s and the 90s. | ||
| Yeah, Quebec, it was like 49%, 51%, wasn't it? | ||
| For secession for the Quebecois people. | ||
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It was a couple thousand votes. | |
| It was very tight. | ||
| And that would have made them an independent nation? | ||
| Yeah, and they are very culturally different. | ||
| Like if you go to Quebec, literally it feels like Europe to some extent. | ||
| They're like France's mentally challenged cousin. | ||
| But isn't Montreal in Quebec? | ||
| Because I speak English. | ||
| So Montreal is fairly like half and half though, like half kind of French but kind of English. | ||
| But like Quebec City, isn't it like all French? | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| But they're also very conservative. | ||
| That's the thing, I'm having so much trouble because when you go to Quebec and you don't speak French, they're like horrible to you. | ||
| But then all of the cool politicians are coming from there now, because they've got that sense of nationalism, like Pierre Polivier. | ||
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Maxime Bernier. | |
| Pierre actually is from Calgary, just like Ted Cruz. | ||
| Is he? | ||
| I just got a French name, so I'm just discriminating. | ||
| If they were to, if Quebec did secede, would they be then with the British? | ||
| Because I'm a little, it's fuzzy about the connection between Canada and the British Empire. | ||
| I know it's part of the Commonwealth. | ||
| I believe it's part of the Commonwealth. | ||
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We're part of the Commonwealth. | |
| And then so if Quebec was to secede, would it still be part of the Commonwealth? | ||
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No, they do not want to be a part of the Commonwealth. | |
| And then would the British like just send in the Royal, you know, the Canadian Mountain Police or whatever and come and be like, oh, the King says. | ||
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There was a Supreme Court ruling that like the Clarity Act is what it was called and it allowed for any place in Canada basically to separate if there was a clear margin and a clear question when it came to secession and It's a big question whether or not Quebec would have met that if they were over 50% or not, but at the end of the day, they weren't. | |
| They were at 49%, so nobody really knows. | ||
| But if they were, you know, say 60% of them voted to leave, there's a Supreme Court ruling that says we can do it. | ||
| 49%. | ||
| Oh, they needed 60? | ||
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Well, they needed more than 50 at least. | |
| And they got 49. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| What a weird, strange, dark coincidence. | ||
| Let's talk about what's going on here in the U.S. | ||
| Before we do, I want to give a shout-out to, because it's a special episode, TimCast.com. | ||
| If you guys haven't already, we've got a team of journalists. | ||
| They report on news every single day. | ||
| We fact-check. | ||
| We have a bunch of shows. | ||
| If you want to support our work, go to TimCast.com, become a member. | ||
| I don't think we're gonna have a member segment tonight, because we're probably gonna do this show long, because I imagine the State of the Union will be a bit of time, but if you want to keep the show going, you want to support our journalists, signing up at TimCast.com. | ||
| You'll also get access to our whole members-only library. | ||
| We have a ton of awesome members-only shows, including one with Lauren last night. | ||
| Talked about Flat Earth for some reason. | ||
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So good. | |
| Atlantis, Moon Landing, a bunch of crazy nonsense. | ||
| It was amazing. | ||
| It was fun. | ||
| It was fun. | ||
| So you can definitely support us there. | ||
| And I just want to mention too, because for those that are just tuning in, we do have these bingo cards and we're about 20 minutes out from the scheduled time for Biden's State of the Union. | ||
| Allegedly. | ||
| In which we will be enjoying these fine beers from Old 690 Brewing Company. | ||
| And when ever Biden engages in one of these behaviors, we will be taking a drink and marking it off. | ||
| So I've got like, only Democrats clap, mentions January 6, uses a fake word, fake tough guy, starts late. | ||
| Could you, I'm just pointing, I was just thinking this, like, what if he starts by literally hitting every single one of these in one paragraph, where he like, he's late. | ||
| He comes out and he goes, I ended COVID, man. | ||
| No, he comes out and he's like, I'm sick of these bullies. | ||
| People like Putin, Donald Trump, who exponentially get worse, especially with January 6th, and then only Democrats clap. | ||
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This is after he tripped up the stage. | |
| We're going to stop Russia. | ||
| We're true to the pressure. | ||
| Does he read this off a teleprompter? | ||
| Yeah, his teleprompter is really bad at spelling and so he just like writes random things. | ||
| You can see him squint. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Oh, that should have been one, squinting at the teleprompter. | ||
| Oh, squinting would be a good one. | ||
| And people need to realize, too. | ||
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I said that! | |
| No one wrote it down! | ||
| No, that's not true, you didn't. | ||
| First of all, you absolutely didn't. | ||
| You ignored me. | ||
| He got all that eye work. | ||
| I'm sorry, what did you just say? | ||
| An eye tuck or something, it looks like he's perma-squint. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But you can tell. | ||
| I think a lot of people misunderstand, too. | ||
| When Biden will stop talking or stutter or stammer, it's not always because he's losing his mind. | ||
| It's because the prompter isn't moving fast enough. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So you'll notice this. | ||
| Wait. | ||
| Well, Tucker Carlson. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| One of the things you'll notice he does is he adds his special thing where he adds words. | ||
| Actually. | ||
| And you know, or he does a thing where he was like, and some might accuse me of rooting for Russia, which I am. | ||
| Oh, you know, like he adds that last bit because it allows the prompter to move a little bit. | ||
| I'm assuming that maybe that's just who he is. | ||
| But there are some points where I'm like, he did that because I've read from prompters before I've done, you know, news reports. | ||
| And it's like, you're waiting for it to catch up. | ||
| And if you have that freedom, you can do it. | ||
| A lot of places will have, like, the pedal, though. | ||
| Yeah, you should have a speaker. | ||
| I did the news in Australia a bit, and the pedal stopped working once. | ||
| There's no other, like, worse fear in the world than being live on the news and your teleprompter pedal. | ||
| What did you do? | ||
| Doing it? | ||
| Oh, I can't even... I think someone else beside me saw that mine wasn't working and just, like, saved my ass. | ||
| Is it like you push it forward and it speeds up and you push it back and it goes backwards? | ||
| Yeah, and like, you know, you gotta be, like, driving a standard manual car. | ||
| You need a license for it? | ||
| Yeah, I mean, Biden could not handle a pedal. | ||
| No. | ||
| No, I mean, he could barely stand up. | ||
| So here's what we're gonna do. | ||
| Instead of doing the normal Super Chats, because I think we're gonna, we'll just read Super Chats while the State of Union is going. | ||
| Yeah, let's do that. | ||
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That sounds fun. | |
| So we'll, of course, all be laughing and joking and drinking and marking off our bingo cards, but then we as well will read your Super Chats As much like often as we can reason within reason, you know, | ||
| funny jokes and comments you might have to add to things or fact checks. And then we'll | ||
| be fact checking as much as we can as well. I think most people here, considering the, the eclectic | ||
| bunch we are of politicos and people who read the news, I think it's gonna be very | ||
| easy to fact check a lot of what Biden says. | ||
| He'll say something and then immediately Seamus or, you know, Kean will just be like, | ||
| Oh, that was X, Y, and Z. He's wrong. He is quite the expert. Yes. Yes. | ||
| Well, let's do this. | ||
| We still have about 17 minutes. | ||
| I do believe they'll be late, but let's talk about what's happening with this People's Convoy. | ||
| We have this story from the Daily Mail. | ||
| The People's Convoy reaches Illinois as it makes its way to Washington, D.C. | ||
| for trucker anti-mandate protest. | ||
| Capitol is on high alert ahead of State of the Union address. | ||
| I will also add over at TimCast.com, we have a reporter, Elad, who's currently tracking with the convoy right now. | ||
| He's going alongside and interviewing them. | ||
| Those videos are up. | ||
| Be a member if you want, but they're free. | ||
| We get that news reporting to you guys. | ||
| But this is interesting because this is not the Freedom Convoy, this is the People's Convoy. | ||
| It's different, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, so the Freedom Convoy, I don't know if the Freedom Convoy for the U.S. | ||
| like didn't make it or what's going on with it. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| I thought it was just one the whole time. | ||
| I was surprised it was like two. | ||
| There's like 12 actually. | ||
| I just know there's a convoy and it's got about 250 people and it's going to be arriving in D.C. | ||
| on the 5th. | ||
| And like I mentioned, maybe it's just for the State of the Union, but they have put up all the barricades around the White House, sorry, the Capitol. | ||
| Two different white buildings. | ||
| But yeah, they put up all the barricades. | ||
| They're pretty worried about this. | ||
| Do you guys think it's gonna get like Trudeau level, where it's just gonna be honking in the Capitol? | ||
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No. | |
| No? | ||
| What do you think's gonna happen? | ||
| The DC police are very, very good at dealing with protests. | ||
| And I imagine, for one, the truckers probably, I think there's a good chance they won't even be able to make it into the city. | ||
| As they start arriving, there's going to be cops at key entry points and they're going to, you know, fan the trucks | ||
| in the other direction. | ||
| So they don't, I don't, I don't think the trucks will get into the heart of DC like, like what happened with Ottawa. | ||
| Boy, did they really screw that up. | ||
| The simple logistics could have prevented the protesters from succeeding, but man, Canada. | ||
| Trudeau and the provincial government didn't seem to know how to handle that. | ||
| But I think the U.S. | ||
| is going to be able to. | ||
| More importantly, however, I think the bigger risk is they'll let them come in. | ||
| And then you'll get some narrative about insurrection. | ||
| Again, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| They'll manipulate it. | ||
| They'll use it. | ||
| And they'll say, oh, let them come. | ||
| And there's already been reports people are saying that there have been feds who are trying to infiltrate or incite people. | ||
| And they're like, no, no, no. | ||
| So I'm hearing that many of the people are saying they don't want to go to the core of DC for that reason. | ||
| They want to stay slightly outside so they can make their point, you know, be like protest and, you know, obstruct enough without actually getting anywhere near close to these buildings. | ||
| Well, isn't it interesting that this had the effect of making people feel too afraid to protest near the actual center of political power? | ||
| But you might just have Ray Epps on the side of town, like, come on guys, get over here! | ||
| Ray Epps drives a truck and then they open the Capitol Building parking garage and let the trucks go in there. | ||
| They're like, they had an insurrection in the parking garage. | ||
| They weren't supposed to be in there. | ||
| He's got an open invite if Ray wants to come on the show and talk about stuff. | ||
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Maybe. | |
| I don't know about that. | ||
| FBI? | ||
| No FBI? | ||
| What's up? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I think he would have to do a sit-down interview answering a ton of questions before we would just have, you know... Did you just buy a lie detector? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Did we just buy one? | ||
| For donuts or something with the fridge. | ||
| You needed a lie detector. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Somebody... I bought a bunch of these donuts and they come with... You have to, like, build them yourself? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Is that you, Ian? | ||
| No. | ||
| Did someone eat just the donut? | ||
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Ian's got frosting all over his face. | |
| Someone stole seven icings from our donut box. | ||
| We have other sugars in the house. | ||
| Why would they do that? | ||
| I want people fired. | ||
| But they didn't eat the donut. | ||
| So somebody took the icing and just drank it. | ||
| I would be so mad. | ||
| Dude, I think it might have been Joe Biden. | ||
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That's probably who it was. | |
| Who's the sugar head? | ||
| Joe Biden sneaking in at three in the morning and he's like, come on. | ||
| But he's whispering to himself, come on, man, as he's opening up the donut box and stealing the icing. | ||
| Who's Hunter? | ||
| So anyway, yes, the plan is, everyone's denying it, so we got a lie detector. | ||
| I think we're ordering one or something? | ||
| Like a fake, you know, thrift store lie detector or something like that. | ||
| A used polygraph. | ||
| Can you get like a top, top CIA quality lie detector? | ||
| Can you just buy them? | ||
| It's all BS anyway. | ||
| Yeah, they don't really work that well. | ||
| It's if you think you're lying, it'll go. | ||
| If you have agitation, but if you're lying and you're calm, it won't know. | ||
| That's why they don't use them in court. | ||
| It's looking to see if you're stressed by the question. | ||
| So if you're nervous the whole time, it's fine, but if they see stress when you answer a question, they're gonna think... By the way, that's how the neural net and metaverse is gonna be tracking you. | ||
| If they sense your emotions, they're gonna know. | ||
| Oh, dude, they can read everything about you. | ||
| You're gonna have to have just a solidly clear mind when you're in there. | ||
| I've already joined the, um, what are we calling it? | ||
| Are we calling it the Continuum or the Singularity? | ||
| The Singularity. | ||
| Gosh, why? | ||
| The Singularity. | ||
| I don't like that. | ||
| So I got a whoop. | ||
| I got a whoop. | ||
| Oh, you've joined? | ||
| What is this? | ||
| Yeah, Luke convinced me. | ||
| He said, one of us. | ||
| When I was like, no, Luke, stop! | ||
| And then he pinned me down and he put the whoop on my wrist. | ||
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What is that? | |
| You were right. | ||
| It tracks your health and it shows you, like, your strain and your recovery. | ||
| It shows you your heart rate, your skin temperature, your, you know, resting heart rate. | ||
| My resting heart rate, 48. | ||
| Beautiful. | ||
| It's pretty good. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Actually, so I went to the doctor for a physical because I was feeling sick. | ||
| Turns out I was dehydrated. | ||
| And they hooked me up to the heart rate thing. | ||
| And I looked at it, and it was in the low 50s. | ||
| And then it dropped down to like 45. | ||
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And it started going, whirr, whirr, whirr, whirr, like low heart rate warning. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| And I was just like, what do I do? | ||
| Like, I'm fine. | ||
| And the nurse came in and she was like, are you very active? | ||
| And I was like, yeah. | ||
| And she's like, okay. | ||
| And then she's like, ignored it. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| When I worked in the cardiology unit, we had a biker guy who was ended up in one of the ICU units. | ||
| I'm assuming he got hit by a car or something. | ||
| And his alarm was constantly buzzing and we had to set it to a lower rate because he was like hanging out in the forties, 38, 39. | ||
| They thought he had a heart block. | ||
| And I was like, no, it's just really freaking fit. | ||
| It turns out. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Good hearts, huh? | ||
| My goal is to get my resting heart rate to one. | ||
| Nah, it doesn't work. | ||
| Just for a moment. | ||
| No, I don't think so. | ||
| The lowest I've ever seen it was, for me, it was 42. | ||
| That's pretty low. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And, you know, like I exercise a lot. | ||
| But anyway, the whoop is it, you know, somebody said, cause Luke was wearing one on the show and somebody said that it like sends all your data to the corporations or whatever. | ||
| And it's got like a bunch of lasers and it's tracking everything. | ||
| And I'm like, I don't know. | ||
| It's telling me, you know, Luke wore that? | ||
| You know what the interesting thing is? | ||
| When I wake up, it tells me like, here's your recovery from your sleep. | ||
| And it's always telling me that I need to sleep for like 12 hours, but I sleep for like six. | ||
| And I'm like, I can't sleep anymore. | ||
| I'm working, you know? | ||
| But it shows my recovery rate. | ||
| The funny thing is I don't need it to tell me if I feel good when I wake up because I feel good or I feel bad. | ||
| That's weird that it's telling you you feel good. | ||
| No, it says like 78% recovery or something. | ||
| It's a green and it's like, good job. | ||
| And I wake up, I'm like, I feel great. | ||
| Because technically it's proprietary. | ||
| And if a crazy person gets the corporation, they could be like, yeah, let's tell me. | ||
| He feels like trash. | ||
| Let's tell him his resting heart rate's way lower than it is. | ||
| Like, screw it, people. | ||
| No, but when I was dehydrated, I had two nights where my recovery was extremely low, and the issue was I was drinking regular water, not getting electrolytes, so I wasn't retaining, and that was the problem. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| So I thought, like, I drank a bunch of water, and then I was told by the doctor, drink Gatorade. | ||
| And so I drank a bunch of Gatorade, and then all of a sudden I was like, oh, man. | ||
| Your heart needs electrolytes. | ||
| I did not realize because I'm always drinking, you know, water or, uh, like, like lemon juice and water and stuff like that. | ||
| So electrolytes. | ||
| It was making that black water is really good. | ||
| We've got this new mineral black water. | ||
| It's a little sweet and it's dark, dark, dark Brown with minerals, 72 different added minerals. | ||
| Pretty cool. | ||
| Looks gross. | ||
| It's a gimmick. | ||
| I wonder. | ||
| It is. | ||
| You know what you guys have too downstairs? | ||
| You have air. | ||
| In a tank. | ||
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Air in a can. | |
| Did you breathe it? | ||
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Air in a can. | |
| I did! | ||
| It's not air. | ||
| It was just air. | ||
| It's not air. | ||
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What is it? | |
| Oxygen. | ||
| It's 95% oxygen. | ||
| Pure oxygen. | ||
|
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You know what? | |
| It's not the same thing. | ||
| So, you know, this is, you know, I'm a smartass, right? | ||
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So we were at, we were at... I hate you, Tim. | |
| We were at Dick's Sporting Goods and we were getting a new treadmill and we're getting a new workout thing because we genuinely here want everyone to work out. | ||
| And I even said I'll get a trainer to get everybody to exercise because we want people to eat right and be better and be strong. | ||
| And the guy, they have these oxygen canisters. | ||
| At the counter when we're checking out. | ||
| And I said, you know, inhaling pure oxygen is bad for you, it's 95%. | ||
| And the guy goes, no it isn't, it's just air. | ||
| And I was like, nope, actually it's not, it's oxygen. | ||
| And he goes, and what do you breathe? | ||
| And I was like, we breathe air. | ||
| Which is a combination of mostly nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, trace gases like methane. | ||
| And then he was like, oh. | ||
| And I'm like, people really think that we breathe oxygen, that's like all air is. | ||
| 78% nitrogen. | ||
| Yeah, I'm pretty sure. | ||
| It wouldn't like the atmosphere ignite if it was, if it was like above a certain percentage of oxygen or something like that. | ||
| Oh, interesting. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's probably why it burned off. | ||
| That's probably what happened. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm not going to pretend to know all about that. | ||
| All I know is that I learned when I was like fifth grade, that it's mostly nitrogen or whatever. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| A lot of nitrogen. | ||
| Nitrogen is a fascinating chemical. | ||
| Is it? | ||
| So it's air. | ||
| It's gas. | ||
| It's not air. | ||
| When you say what's in there, it's gas. | ||
| It's fluid. | ||
| It's not necessarily. | ||
| air. Oh, hey, the air, I guess. So air. Come on. Yeah. They officially started the State of the Union stream early. Is | ||
| he on time? No, no, no, no, no, no. I can't believe Biden's | ||
| trying to compete with us. Stream has begun. But right now it's just a picture of Joe Biden. He needs like a band to | ||
| play it. Like, why do you think they or something? Why do you | ||
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think they disabled the comments? I thought there was like a First Amendment here in the United States. | |
| Why do you think they hid the dislike counter? | ||
| That's crazy. | ||
| Hey, install the dislike button app on Chrome. | ||
| Let's check that right now. | ||
| I have it on my laptop. | ||
| It doesn't actually show you the real dislike count. | ||
| It guesses. | ||
| Based on what? | ||
| It guesses based on... You can read. | ||
| They say the first wave was based on the data they already had on dislikes, and the next is based on metrics that correlate with dislikes or something. | ||
| I feel like we could test this theory by looking in the back end and then getting someone else to use it on our video, you know? | ||
| I could see you could track the amount of total clicks, then the amount of total likes, and then subtract it and get the amount of total dislikes. | ||
| I will say, I've noticed that since they've gotten rid of the dislike button, I get way less dislikes. | ||
| Yeah, I was gonna say people don't feel as driven to do so because it's not gonna be a bad look for you. | ||
| In the beginning of YouTube, it was a 5 star. | ||
| Remember when they used to rate 5 stars? | ||
| 1 through 5 stars? | ||
| I would give someone 5 stars or I wouldn't vote. | ||
| I hated trashing people. | ||
| Like Uber drivers. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| You gotta give them 5 stars or... | ||
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That's right. | |
| Just don't worry. | ||
| Otherwise they get fired. | ||
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Unless they're speeding and then they let everyone know they're not safe. | |
| So they disabled the comments and I just want to say, so we have right here the President's State of the Union address from the White House official YouTube, which of course is public domain. | ||
| Of course, yeah. | ||
| And Chet is disabled. | ||
| I just, oh, I would love to see that nightmare of a hellscape if they allowed it. | ||
| And they should. | ||
| And I actually think, I think Successfully! | ||
| They did! | ||
| obligated to have that because what's interesting is it says they've disabled it. | ||
| That means the government has barred the public from something that should be there. | ||
| Like didn't they try to sue Donald Trump for blocking people at Swift? | ||
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Yes. | |
| Now the argument they could say is by having no chat for anyone, it's not... | ||
| Very equal. | ||
| you know, but I would argue this, they've disabled chat for the public and chat is a basic core | ||
| function of a live stream. Therefore, my argument is the government is suppressing the right of the | ||
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people to speak at a public event. And associate, especially when the | |
| internet has become the new public sphere. | ||
| You look at it with lockdown, like you forced us in our homes, and now we're all online, and now we've got the metaverse, and now this is the new public sphere where we all talk and, you know, deal with our issues, and yeah. | ||
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It's like if the president was doing it in the public square, and a politician was speaking in the public square, and they said, you can come and watch this, but don't you dare speak to your neighbor. | |
| Let me ask, I'm gonna, I'll ask the audience for For those that are listening, do you think that we should inquire... I say inquire because... Do you think we should inquire about filing a lawsuit over the disabling of chats for public broadcasts? | ||
| Hit one if you think so. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| Hit 20. | ||
| Because 20 means... You rolled a 20. | ||
| You're correct. | ||
| Yeah, if you think we should inquire about suing to make sure that core chat functions that are a basic part... So, let me explain. | ||
| I say inquire because I don't know the law. | ||
| We'll talk to a lawyer and see what they say. | ||
| But here's my argument. | ||
| When you start a live stream, and we do every day, Monday through Friday, not every single day, but we have to actually choose to not have a chat. | ||
| We click disable. | ||
| Actually, they may have changed that. | ||
| No, I think it's still, you can enable and disable chat. | ||
| But I think it's by, they might've changed it to, by default, be disabled. | ||
| In which case... It's, replay is disabled by default, but I think chat is automatic. | ||
| Well, so there's the question. | ||
| If chat is, everyone's saying 20, absolutely. | ||
| Yeah, everyone's saying 20, yeah. | ||
| If chat is a, it says chat is disabled. | ||
| That says to me that they have chosen to remove it. | ||
| I think then the government should not have access to remove something. | ||
| It's a private company, YouTube, Donald Trump got sued and lost over blocking people. | ||
| I don't think Biden should be able to get rid of the streams. | ||
| And I believe that, you know why they disabled it? | ||
| Because it would be people saying, we hate you. | ||
| You're awful. | ||
| We hate you. | ||
| It would be funny as hell. | ||
| It would be hysterical. | ||
| But instead, because the public is not allowed to comment on this and make fun of Biden, we're going to have to provide that service for you guys. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| I am down. | ||
| Everyone's saying 20, so I will absolutely... We'll start with an inquiry. | ||
| We'll see where it goes. | ||
| There are other people who are better versed in this than I. And, you know, we'll see what we can get out of it because they may have changed. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| They may have changed the way they do it on YouTube, which could give the government special arguments that they might be able to succeed in. | ||
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It's like when you don't allow replies on your Twitter. | |
| You've already lost the argument at that point. | ||
| If you're not allowing people to comment on what you're saying, it's because you know you're either wrong or nobody likes you. | ||
| That's an interesting question too. | ||
| Can a politician disable replies? | ||
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In Canada, they do it all the time. | |
| Trudeau's done it. | ||
| Opposition members do it. | ||
| Mayors do it a lot because there's no accountability there. | ||
| But you guys don't have a little thing called the First Amendment. | ||
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No, and it's awful. | |
| Treasure your First Amendment. | ||
| Because, I mean, that's the best thing you got from throwing tea in a harbor. | ||
| Well, I mean, maybe the second. | ||
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The second's good too. | |
| No, it's true, it's true. | ||
| Like Dave Chappelle said, the second is just there to make sure, you know, in case the first doesn't work out. | ||
| I think the first is the first for a reason. | ||
| Yeah, you gotta be able to discuss if the second goes wrong. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| But then the thing is, I mean, the second doesn't just protect the first, it protects all of them. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| It's interesting. | ||
| They were definitely philosophers, the people that made the US. | ||
| And I like how they put the first one as speech and then weapons second. | ||
| Oh, you're like freaking out. | ||
| No, I was just gonna say, I hope that we get more viewers than the State of the Union does. | ||
| No, I don't think we will. | ||
| I was just gonna say the tweet about this only got 7,000 upvotes and 2,000 comments. | ||
| No, guys, we do have to. | ||
| We gotta ratio Joe Biden. | ||
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Everyone watching this, share this link. | |
| I'll be so embarrassed if he gets more views than us. | ||
| Can you imagine more people wanting to watch Joe Biden than you? | ||
| The president? | ||
| No. | ||
| I don't care who you are. | ||
| Listen, we are all going to commit sudoku. | ||
| I am deeply concerned about Joe Biden being our president. | ||
| I guess I'll let that put on the table now. | ||
| So I'm gonna shift things real quick, because we have a couple of minutes, | ||
| maybe even one minute till the start, and I just wanna mention something. | ||
| And I actually am torn between talking about it, but I think we should, and that is that we got swatted | ||
| for a fifth and sixth time today. | ||
| So last night we were swatted, and I wanna make sure, the reason I'm bringing it up | ||
| is because there's security concerns over why it keeps happening so frequently, | ||
| and I wanna make sure it is known that we have instructed the police | ||
| to respond every single time. | ||
| And to take it seriously every single time. | ||
| And we also have armed guards. | ||
| And we have upgraded our security substantially. | ||
| And the swatting has actually gotten a bit worse. | ||
| I actually have now... I've got to keep some of the details vague, but I was just sent photos from our security cameras. | ||
| Several officers armed with short barrel ARs coming up to my house. | ||
| So this is going to be a fun year, to put it mildly. | ||
| But we talked to the cops. | ||
| They said, you know, there's some concern about bringing it up when it happens because it highlights the issue. | ||
| And my concern is what they could be trying to do is they do a swatting and then the cops show up. | ||
| And then as soon as the cops are like, OK, it's a swatting and leave. | ||
| They then come in afterwards, so when someone calls back and says, help, we're being attacked, they go, we already went out there for a swatting, we're not going back, and that's the real attack. | ||
| So that's why we've been like, no matter what happens, you get a call, you show up, and they're like, you got it. | ||
| So that's why we keep having the police, but they know about the show, so if they're greeted, we have, you know, security has been up substantially. | ||
| But now what's happening is, this is the interesting update. | ||
| We've got, um, FOIA information has been released to us, body camera footage, uh, we have a name, I'm not going to say the name, but the phone calls are automated. | ||
| These are automatic swatting phone calls. | ||
| Someone has created a bot that has, we believe it's a fake name, it might be a real name. | ||
| But the police have determined that the phone calls are automated calls, recordings, coming from California. | ||
| The police have denied our FOIA request on some information because they're actively investigating what has now become like Like, the most severe felony you can possibly engage in because we've had six swattings. | ||
| It's now become federal because we are on a tri-state border in the Washington, D.C. | ||
| area between three states. | ||
| And now the swattings have penetrated, have crossed jurisdictions. | ||
| So what we're now dealing with is not a single swatting. | ||
| We're dealing with FBI-level federal offenses between multiple state jurisdictions and federal offenses. | ||
| So it's become extremely serious. | ||
| We'll see how that plays out, I guess. | ||
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We hear nothing but bad things about the FBI, especially in the right-wing media sphere in Canada. | |
| Do you guys trust the FBI? | ||
| Are they a reliable organization to deal with issues that you have on a non-political level? | ||
| I think there's a... So I've talked with different Feds who work in different agencies, and a lot of them have said, you've got to understand the culture war exists everywhere. | ||
| So if you know people who are leaning one way or the other, that's the exact same within these agencies. | ||
| So I actually met a guy from the NSA. | ||
| And he was like, my coworkers who are woke, it's insane, but me and my, my, you know, my friends who work there, we're not, and we see it and it's scary. | ||
| And I've heard that. | ||
| So as it pertains to the FBI, I think there's an issue of the Biden administration being democratic and that giving them a lot of sway. | ||
| I think if you look at under Bill Barr, Bill Barr certainly wasn't a big fan of Trump, But it certainly wasn't the same as it is under Joe Biden. | ||
| You know, I don't know if it wasn't necessarily the FBI, but we saw some stuff under Bill Barr that you'd probably be like, well, okay. | ||
| And the Durham probe, it's a special prosecutor, so there's something there. | ||
| We'll see how far it goes. | ||
| Ultimately, though, I think the interest of the FBI is maintaining the status quo of the bureaucratic state. | ||
| So I think, based on my experience, when it comes to certain high-profile issues, they'll deal with it like any crime they're supposed to deal with. | ||
| When it's political, then you're going to see politics play a role. | ||
| So as it pertains to us, I think we're probably like on the edge of something being substantially political to where they would care about politics. | ||
| I think more so they would just be like wealthy DC suburbanite individuals are growing increasingly concerned over the swatting and high-powered lawyers who live just outside of DC are angry that they're hearing this and so whoever is doing this is probably going to get a bunch of dudes in full blackout gear kicking their door in very soon because I got some photos of something just like that so. | ||
| We'll see. | ||
| And ladies and gentlemen, it is 9.03. | ||
| The State of the Union is late! | ||
| Someone break it up, one of those beers. | ||
| You got some pens over there, Lydia? | ||
| I'm gonna pass them around. | ||
| I finished my beer already, this is bad. | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| Seamus, just stand up and take one. | ||
| He's late. | ||
| We've got blonde ale and we've got raspberry wheat. | ||
| Take three, Tim. | ||
| Seamus, go make me a drink. | ||
| Stand up and take as many as you want. | ||
| Seamus, go make me a drink. | ||
| I got a pen. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, Alright, let's see. | ||
| Starts late. | ||
| It's already started late. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| But that was almost a freebie, right? | ||
| Yeah, that was definitely a freebie. | ||
| Here, you take that one. | ||
| The state of the union is late. | ||
| I'm taking the free space. | ||
| Oh yeah, the free space. | ||
| So what do you win if you win? | ||
| Another beer? | ||
| Yeah, another beer. | ||
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Alright. | |
| Got my Diet Coke. | ||
| I will not be drinking. | ||
| Starts late. | ||
| I'm already winning. | ||
| Yeah, me too. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| I need, I need, I need, um, curses. | ||
| That's, he's not gonna curse. | ||
| That's a ret's a toffee. | ||
| Come on! | ||
| He does curse. | ||
| He might, yeah, every now and again. | ||
| What about son of a bitch, is that a curse? | ||
| He might, like, literally cast a spell. | ||
| Yeah, he might actually. | ||
| He might cast a spell. | ||
| That is a type of curse. | ||
| Gets mad at a fake Republican. | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
| It means, like, when he'll get into arguments with people who aren't there, and he's like, he'll have, like, some hypothetical Republican he's getting mad at, where he's like, I'm losing my patience with you, that kind of thing. | ||
| If he walks the wrong way, gets mad at a fake Republican, or curses, I win. | ||
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Oh, I have the same one. | |
| Oh, it's here, it's here, it's here. | ||
| Come on! | ||
| You have the same winning conditions? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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I got hairy legs. | |
| There's a lady. | ||
| Who's that lady? | ||
| Is she the sign language interpreter? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Does she know how to say hairy legs? | ||
| I love this conspiracy theory that the whole thing is pre-recorded. | ||
| And I'm like, dude, there's way too many people there for that to be the case. | ||
| But people were saying it and I was like, I don't know, man. | ||
| Joe Biden can't... It's gonna be interesting to see if he can make it through this. | ||
| Oh, so behind my head we have 123 live viewers? | ||
| They're winning us. | ||
| We're getting ratioed. | ||
| We are getting ratioed. | ||
| How are we losing to Joe Biden? | ||
| How are we losing to Joe Biden right now? | ||
| 81 million votes. | ||
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Hey, hey, hey, I'll say this. | |
| We got 60. | ||
| We're half, you know? | ||
| I love and appreciate all of you who are watching us as we are going to be listening through this. | ||
| I do love you guys. | ||
| And drinking through this. | ||
| Do we have sound? | ||
| Do we want to put it in the computer? | ||
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Oh, yeah, yeah. | |
| It's on the TV right now. | ||
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That's right. | |
| Oh, they're banging. | ||
| Don't worry, we're still getting warmed up. | ||
| I'm so glad this is happening. | ||
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. | |
| What are they doing? | ||
| Aw, quit banging that in my ears, bro. | ||
| Wow, that was Nancy Pelosi. | ||
| Everybody, if you're upset that hurts your ears, it was Pelosi who did it. | ||
| Thanks, Nance. | ||
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Okay, we gotta watch him very closely here. | |
| If he walks the wrong way. | ||
| I'm so curious. | ||
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Oh, and also watch out for inappropriate touching at this moment. | |
| Yeah. | ||
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Oh, right, right, right. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Inappropriate touching. | ||
| Did you see that? | ||
| That, uh, I think it's a news article where they're like, 71 year old man inappropriately touches girl and it shows Joe Biden. | ||
| And then like, it awkwardly cuts away and back and he's not, it's no longer, he's not on screen. | ||
| Oh man, the moment you've all been waiting for. | ||
| We're all here. | ||
| Let's go. | ||
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Come on, man. | |
| And we'll be reading your Super Chats periodically as well. | ||
| From the start of the State of the Union Address, we'll be getting in your comments. | ||
| He has not tripped yet. | ||
| Wow, 141,000 watching now at the White House's YouTube. | ||
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You know, though, the fact that we're up to half that... Hold on, hold on. | |
| What was that, Luke? | ||
| I'm trying to see if the Republicans are clapping. | ||
| Because it sounds like not everybody is clapping. | ||
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It's very golf claps. | |
| Really waiting for those touches. | ||
| You know what the Republicans, they're gonna clap. | ||
| They're, you know, they're team players and whatever. | ||
| They're classy, Tim. | ||
| Oh, Ukrainian flag! | ||
| I see a Ukrainian flag. | ||
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I don't think the Democrats clapped when Trump walked into his last one. | |
| I was watching a video of it. | ||
| It was very high energy, but I don't think the Democrats were clapping. | ||
| And all the women were wearing white? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Was there a statement there? | ||
| We are a silly people. | ||
| We are a silly country. | ||
|
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Unserious. | |
| Those Ben Franklin, TJ, they were like in their 20s, man. | ||
| Well, Franklin was a little older, but those guys were young. | ||
| Yeah, he was older. | ||
| Thomas Jefferson was, what, 26? | ||
| Yeah, they were young. | ||
| Oh, there's Millie. | ||
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Oh, that almost looked like you were walking the wrong way. | |
| Got real quiet. | ||
| Is he being guided by someone? | ||
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Oh. | |
| Oh, we should have put his handler somewhere in here. | ||
| Oh, here he comes. | ||
| Has a handler. | ||
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Wow, he's a spy guy, hey? | |
| I gotta say, like, what if it really is like a perfect State of the Union with no errors? | ||
| That would be awesome. | ||
| It's the most famous speech ever delivered by any president. | ||
| We just look like idiots. | ||
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This is played in history classes. | |
| What is it? | ||
| I thought he looked super confused. | ||
| If Biden does not... How about this? | ||
| If you don't get at least five on your bingo card, you gotta chug your beer. | ||
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Members of Congress, I have the high privilege and distinct honor of presenting to you the President of the United States, It sounds like she has toilet paper in her teeth. | |
| That was way different than how she introduced Trump. | ||
| Is she playing the drinking game too? | ||
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For Trump, she said the President of the United States. | |
| She uses vodka. | ||
| Okay, what's happening? | ||
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It's getting quiet. | |
| 10 seconds of silence. | ||
| That girl on the right. | ||
| Chat disabled. | ||
| They should have put her name. | ||
| DJ on Super Chat says there are a lot of empty seats in the chamber. | ||
| Wait, did he trip? | ||
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I heard that Pelosi banned certain people from coming. | |
| Someone said he tripped in chat. | ||
| Did he trip? | ||
| I didn't see it. | ||
| You didn't see it? | ||
| It didn't happen. | ||
| Yeah, I didn't see it. | ||
| Keep your eyes on the prize. | ||
| Thank you all very much. | ||
| Oh, here we go. | ||
| Thank you, gentlemen. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| Thank you all very, very much. | ||
| Thank you, buddy. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Please. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| Madam Speaker, Madam Vice President, our First Lady and Second Gentleman, members of Congress in the Cabinet, Justice of the Supreme Court, my fellow Americans. | ||
| Last year, COVID-19 kept us apart. | ||
| This year, we're finally together again. | ||
| Tonight, Geez, don't clap. | ||
| Does this count as taking credit for ending COVID? | ||
| Yeah, does this count as the acid idea? | ||
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He'll get there. | |
| Democrats, Republicans, Independents, but most importantly, as Americans, with the duty to one another, to America, to the American people, to the Constitution, and an unwavering resolve that freedom will always triumph over tyranny. | ||
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Triumph. | |
| Six days ago, Russia's Vladimir Putin sought to shake the very foundations of the free world, thinking he could make it bend to his menacing ways. | ||
| We might be cheers. | ||
| He's got horse epinephrine. | ||
| Yes. | ||
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My legs are hairy. | |
| Days ago, Russia's Vladimir Putin sought to shake the very foundations of the free world, | ||
| thinking he could make it bend to his menacing ways. | ||
| Russia, but how fast is calculated? | ||
| He thought he could roll into Ukraine and the world would roll over. | ||
| Instead, he met with a wall of strength he'd never seen before. | ||
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Wrong word. | |
| He met Ukrainian people. | ||
| That's not a fake word, though. | ||
| He stuttered. | ||
| He stuttered or stumbled or something. | ||
| Yeah, I don't have that on mine, unfortunately. | ||
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I can't believe you don't have that. | |
| When President Zelensky To every Ukrainian, their fearlessness, their courage, their determination literally inspires the world. | ||
| Groups of citizens blocking tanks with their bodies, everyone from students to retirees to teachers, turned soldiers defending their homeland. | ||
| And in this struggle, President Zelensky said in his speech to the European Parliament, light will win over darkness. | ||
| The Ukrainian ambassador to the United States is here tonight, sitting with the First Lady. | ||
| Let each of us, if you're able to stand, stand and send an unmistakable signal to the world of Ukraine. | ||
| Does Pelosi have to make noise directly in the mic like that? | ||
| They just defeated Putin, guys, to realize what just happened. | ||
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Yes. | |
| It's so uncomfortable. | ||
| The ground is strong. | ||
| She's resolved. | ||
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So uncomfortable. | |
| So, in short, these people just need to put his pants block on the board. | ||
| It's already happened. | ||
| I think that's the free part. | ||
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It's given. | |
| Yes. | ||
| We, the United States of America, stand with the Ukrainian people. | ||
| Throughout our history, we've learned this lesson. | ||
| When dictators do not pay a price for their aggression, they cause more chaos. | ||
| They keep moving, and the cost of threats to America and America to the world keeps rising. | ||
| That's why the NATO Alliance was created to secure peace and stability in Europe after World War II. | ||
| The United States is a member, along with 29 other nations. | ||
| It matters. | ||
| American diplomacy matters. | ||
| American resolve matters. | ||
| Putin's latest attack on Ukraine was premeditated and totally unprovoked. | ||
| He rejected repeated, repeated efforts at diplomacy. | ||
| He thought the West and NATO wouldn't respond. | ||
| He thought he could divide us at home, in this chamber, in this nation. | ||
| He thought he could divide us in Europe as well. | ||
| But Putin was wrong. | ||
| We are ready. | ||
| We are united, and that's what we did. | ||
| We stayed united. | ||
| We prepared extensively and carefully. | ||
| We spent months building coalitions of other freedom-loving nations in Europe and the Americas. | ||
| Is that a fake word? | ||
| He's almost there. | ||
| They fixed his mic, though. | ||
| We're like three minutes in. | ||
| Like many of you, I spent countless hours unifying your European allies. | ||
| Is it not sad that we're like, well, him slurring this much isn't a big deal? | ||
| I don't have slurring. | ||
| I don't either. | ||
| That'd be too easy. | ||
| We countered Russia's lies with the truth. | ||
| Oh, that's misinformation, right? | ||
| It's debatable. | ||
| Oh, he is kind of talking about misinformation. | ||
| No, he said we countered their lies with the truth. | ||
| But they've lied. | ||
| They've been pushing lies like crazy. | ||
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with the truth. Yeah, yeah. They've been pushing lies like crazy. | |
| Canada, Japan, Korea, Australia, New Zealand, and many others, even Switzerland, are inflicting | ||
| pain on Russia and supporting the people of Ukraine. Putin is now isolated from the world | ||
| more than he has ever been. | ||
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Wait, does Kamala Harris have only a Ukrainian flag pin on? | |
| I don't know. | ||
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Oh my gosh. | |
| Let me see. | ||
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She's hard to see in the... Actually, we have this super chat. | |
| Poldilok says, why are there so many Ukrainian flags in the American Federal Building? | ||
| There's a Ukrainian insurrection here. | ||
| What was that? | ||
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Is that a fake word? | |
| I don't know if that's a fake word yet. | ||
| I don't know if we're quite there. | ||
| Russia's largest banks in the international financial system, preventing | ||
| Russia's central bank from defending the Russian ruble. | ||
| What was that? Is that a fake word? I don't know if that's a fake word yet. I don't know if we're quite there. He was | ||
| trying to say ruble. | ||
| Choking Russia's access to technology that will sap its economic strength and weaken | ||
| its military for years to come. He keeps saying words we don't understand but we know he's trying. | ||
| I know we know it's an actual word. | ||
| Who built billions of dollars off this violent regime. | ||
| No more. | ||
| The United States. | ||
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This is the fake tough guy shit. | |
| Do you think he's the fake tough guy shit? | ||
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Because they're not doing anything except sanctions. | |
| Do we agree that's fake tough guy shit? | ||
| The Department of Justice is assembling a dedicated task force to go after the crimes of the Russian oligarchs. | ||
| We're joining with European allies to find and seize their yachts, their luxury apartments, their private jets. | ||
| We're coming for you, ill-begotten gains! | ||
| Ill-gotten. | ||
| Not ill-begotten. | ||
| It's ill-gotten. | ||
| Ill-begotten. | ||
| I think the Russian oligarchs are kind of a problem. | ||
| ...off American airspace to all Russian flights... | ||
| It's ill-gotten. | ||
| ...and adding additional squeeze on their economy. | ||
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He said ill-begotten. | |
| That means born wrong. | ||
| Ill-begotten, ill-gotten. | ||
| But begotten is not a fake word. | ||
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Use the wrong word, not a fake one. | |
| The ruble has already lost 30% of its value. | ||
| The Russian stock market has lost 40% of its value, and trading remains suspended. | ||
| The Russian economy is reeling, and Putin alone is the one to blame. | ||
| Together with our allies, we're providing support to the Ukrainians in their fight for freedom. | ||
| Military assistance, economic assistance, humanitarian assistance. | ||
| We're giving more than a billion dollars of direct assistance to Ukraine and we'll continue to aid Ukrainian people as they defend their country and help ease their suffering. | ||
| He sounds like he's drunk and falling asleep. | ||
| I know, that's when I talk and I'm drunk and I'm falling asleep. | ||
| I'm like, huh, get in my words. | ||
| Sundowning. | ||
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He is, yeah. | |
| I mean, it's actually really sad. | ||
| I know, I'm terrified. | ||
| All things considered. | ||
| But let me be clear. | ||
| It's real cognitive decline. | ||
| Our forces are not That's a fake word. | ||
| That's a fake word. | ||
| That's a made up word. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| I'm writing it down. | ||
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Clownfic. | |
| Please say this. | ||
| I think it's a fake word. | ||
| Is that kind of a fake word? | ||
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Yes. | |
| Clownfic. | ||
| Clownfic. | ||
| Oh, I got two more to win. | ||
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our NATO allies in the event that we decide to keep moving west. | |
| For that purpose, we have mobilized ground forces, air squadrons, ship deployments to | ||
| protect NATO countries including Poland, Romania, Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia. | ||
| And as I've made crystal clear, the United States and our allies will defend every inch | ||
| of territory that is NATO territory with the full force of our collective power. | ||
| Every single inch. | ||
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That's fake, tough guy for sure. | |
| There's a lot of that in his speech. | ||
| We've circled that seven times. | ||
| Is this his redline? | ||
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Yeah, right? | |
| Is it ever tiring as Americans to know that NATO is your military money? | ||
| And it's like, we rely on you completely? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Well, and then other countries go, why doesn't America have this social program? | ||
| All the other developed countries do. | ||
| You spend so much on your military. | ||
| Because we are your military. | ||
| We are your military. | ||
| And that's part of why we can't afford the social programs. | ||
| Though even if we cut military spending, we still couldn't if you look at the numbers. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| Thank you, Seamus, for rounding that up for me. | ||
| Ram Tech, Super Chat says, is this the state of the Ukrainian address? | ||
| Apparently. | ||
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She knows it's going to make him sound popular to harp on this. | |
| That's right. | ||
| have repeatedly shown that they will not tolerate anyone who tries to take their country backwards. | ||
| That's right. To all Americans, I'll be honest with you, as I always promised I would be, a Russian dictator | ||
| invading a foreign country has cost around the world. | ||
| And I'm taking robust action to make sure the pain of our sanctions is targeted at Russian economy | ||
| and that we use every tool at our disposal to protect American businesses and consumers. | ||
| Tonight I can announce the United States has worked with 30 other countries to release 60 million barrels of oil from reserves around the world. | ||
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America will lead that effort. | |
| At least 30 million barrels of our own strategic petroleum reserve. | ||
| And we stand ready to do more if necessary. | ||
| Unite it with our allies. | ||
| These steps will help blunt gas prices here at home. | ||
| But I know news about what's happening can seem alarming to all Americans. | ||
| But I want you to know, we're going to be okay. | ||
| Is that gaslighting? | ||
| That's gaslighting. | ||
| He said we're going to be okay. | ||
| We are not going to stop gaslighting. | ||
| We use 20 million barrels a day. | ||
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Yeah, so we're releasing 16, and then 30. | |
| Three days. | ||
| days three days oh no we got now yeah well it shouldn't have taken looks like | ||
| No, at least it's the generals that aren't. | ||
| It's something so terrible for people around the world to see what's at stake. | ||
| Now everyone sees it clearly. | ||
| We see the unity among leaders of nations, a more unified Europe, a more unified West. | ||
| We see unity among the people who are gathering in cities and large crowds around the world, even in Russia, to demonstrate their support for the people of Ukraine. | ||
| In the battle between democracy and autocracies, democracies are rising to the moment and the world is | ||
| clearly choosing the side of peace and security. | ||
| This is the real test and it's going to take time. So let us continue to draw inspiration | ||
| from the iron will of the Ukrainian people to our fellow Ukrainian Americans who forge | ||
| the deep bond that connects our two nations. We stand with you. | ||
| We stand with you. | ||
| Putin may circle Kiev with tanks, but he'll never gain the hearts and souls of the Iranian people. | ||
| The Iranian people? | ||
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Wow. | |
| He said Iranian. | ||
| He said Iranian. | ||
| He will never, never weaken the resolve of the free world. | ||
| He said Iranian. | ||
| He said Uranian. | ||
| No, I mean, technically, he's correct. | ||
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That will not get them the hearts and minds of the Iranian people. | |
| Is he lying? | ||
| He's talking about Uranus, and I don't think there are people there. | ||
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Dude, he's had, like, a super, like, interesting word use. | |
| Homeland. | ||
| Proud people. | ||
| Iron will. | ||
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Hearts and souls. | |
| This is, like, a very, like, right-wing speech, but only for a different country. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Iran. | ||
| Apparently. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I read it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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So you can keep up with the rising cost of food, gas, and inflation. | |
| Oh, he actually dodged it. | ||
| I understand, like many of you did. | ||
| My dad had to leave his home in Scranton Pennsylvania to find work. | ||
| So like many of you I grew up in a family when the price of food went up it was felt throughout the family. | ||
| It had an impact. | ||
| That's one of the first things I did as president was fight to pass the American Rescue Plan because people were hurting. | ||
| We needed to act and we did. | ||
| Few pieces of legislation have done more at a critical moment in our history to lift us out of a crisis. | ||
| It fueled our efforts to vaccinate the nation and combat COVID-19, delivered immediate economic relief to tens of millions of Americans, and helped put the food on the table. | ||
| Remember those long lines of cars waiting for hours just to get a box of food put in their trunk? | ||
| It cut the cost of health care insurance. | ||
| And as my dad used to say, it gave the people just a little bit of breathing room. | ||
| Unlike the two trillion dollar tax cut passed in the previous administration. | ||
| Can I drink anyone? | ||
| I've been doing that the whole time. | ||
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I've been doing that the whole time. | |
| The American Rescue Plan. | ||
| What did they do? | ||
| Helped working people and left no one behind. | ||
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He's talking about Trump. | |
| Did he actually say Trump? | ||
| Two billion tax cut, Trump two billion dollars. | ||
| Did he say Trump though? | ||
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No. | |
| In the previous administration. | ||
| It worked. | ||
| That's blaming Trump. | ||
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Yeah, but we just have Trump in quotes. | |
| Do we have blaming Trump on here? | ||
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I do not. | |
| Are the words blaming Trump here? | ||
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I said that. | |
| Remember, if he blames Trump. | ||
| We did say blame Trump, but I think it was written in here as Trump in quotes. | ||
| He created jobs, lots of jobs. | ||
| In fact, our economy created over 6.5 million new jobs this past year. | ||
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That's a lot. | |
| This is gaslighting. | ||
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And congratulate self. | |
| Congratulate self and gaslights. | ||
| Wow, I got a lot of them. | ||
| I got a lot, yes. | ||
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It's interesting that they don't have camera shots on their work. | |
| They don't have camera shots on the Republicans. | ||
| Are they even there? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
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I saw Madison's talk. | |
| Just to clarify real quick, for the gaslighting, we lost millions of jobs and only recovered like 90% or something. | ||
| So it's not that we're creating jobs, we're recovering jobs. | ||
| It's a great resignation. | ||
| Look, Vice President Harris and I ran for office, and I realize we have fundamental disagreements on this, but ran for office with a new economic vision for America. | ||
| Invest in America. | ||
| Educate Americans. | ||
| Grow the workforce. | ||
| Build the economy from the bottom up and the middle out, not from the top down, because we know He sent us top-down checks and built nothing from the bottom up. | ||
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Okay, so only the Democrats are clapping now. | |
| Those are the Republicans right there. | ||
| It's like a confused clap, too. | ||
| Oh, they're literally not, right? | ||
| No, the middle class grows. | ||
| Yeah, Democrats clapping. | ||
| I need one more. | ||
| I just need two more still. | ||
| I need mentioning January 6th, and I win. | ||
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Yeah, you're gonna win. | |
| He hasn't yet, though. | ||
| I'm curious if he does. | ||
| And now, our infrastructure is ranked 13th in the world. | ||
| We won't be able to compete for the jobs of the 21st century if we don't fix it. | ||
| That's why it was so important. | ||
| Which one did you guys just cross? | ||
| Democrats only. | ||
| I'm way ahead of you guys. | ||
| I've just been charging this whole time. | ||
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He's smart. | |
| Oops. | ||
| If he says January 6th, I win. | ||
|
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What? | |
| I hate one more. | ||
| three to six rebuild America. | ||
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The single biggest investment. | |
| Oh my God, which one did you guys just cross? | ||
| Democrats only bipartisan. | ||
| I'm way ahead of you guys. | ||
| I've just been trying to make it happen. | ||
| Oops, we're done. | ||
| He says January six. | ||
| I went weeks. | ||
| Oh, what? | ||
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Yeah, I think I have the same sheet as you. | |
| I must. | ||
| Oh yeah, we're both going to look. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| What do we win? | ||
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He just needs to inappropriately touch someone and I might be okay. | |
| That'd be cool. | ||
| He's trying to transform America. | ||
| There's no one for me to touch, I'm afraid. | ||
| To put us in a path to win the economic competition of the 21st century that we face with the rest of the world, particularly China. | ||
| I've told Xi Jinping that it's never been a good bet to bet against the American people. | ||
| We'll create good jobs for millions of Americans, modernizing roads, airports, ports, waterways, all across America. | ||
| and will do it to withstand the devastating effects of climate change and climate change. | ||
| The effects? | ||
| The effects? | ||
| Also the word. | ||
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Not the right word. | |
| Effects is the other fake word. | ||
| Effects is what he meant to say. | ||
| Is he tricking people? | ||
| poisonous lead pipes so every child, every American has clean water to drink at home | ||
| and at school. | ||
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We're going to provide. | |
| This actually kind of just makes me sad. | ||
| Provide affordable, high speed internet for every American. | ||
| Nice. | ||
| Gamers, finally, are no longer oppressed. | ||
| You can be a slave in the metaverse with no latency. | ||
| Hey, he's talking about me here. | ||
| I am oppressed because I can't get good internet. | ||
|
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It's true. | |
| Lauren, we're talking gamer reparations. | ||
|
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Absolutely. | |
| Tonight, I'm announcing that this year, we will start fixing over 65,000 miles of highway and 1,500 bridges in disrepair. | ||
| He forgot what he was going to say. | ||
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No, he caught himself. | |
| You've got to give him that. | ||
| It's close. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I really would have marked it off. | ||
| Oh, look, they're not clapping. | ||
|
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Kavanaugh just sitting there. | |
| When we use taxpayers' dollars to rebuild America, we're going to do it by buying America. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Buy American products. | ||
| Support American jobs. | ||
| Yeah, we want China to have something nice. | ||
| The federal government spends about $600 billion a year to keep this country safe and secure. | ||
| There's been a law on the books for almost a century to make sure taxpayers' dollars support American jobs and businesses. | ||
| Every administration, Democrat and Republican, says they'll do it. | ||
| But we're actually doing it. | ||
| We'll buy America to make sure everything from the deck of an aircraft carrier to the steel on highway guardrails is made in America from beginning to end. | ||
| All of it. | ||
| All of it. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| I'll give him credit for that one, for sure. | ||
| If he does it, right. | ||
| Yeah, it sounds near impossible. | ||
| But folks, to compete for the jobs of the future, we also need a loving playing field. | ||
|
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A loving playing field, did he say? | |
| For China and other competitors. | ||
| That's why it's so important to pass the Bipartisan Innovation Act sitting in Congress that will make record investments in emerging technologies and American manufacturing. | ||
| It's really bad. | ||
| It's just normal to us. | ||
| Why was that on our thing? | ||
| Is this considered whispering? | ||
| I think he whispered. | ||
| Oh yeah, I checked whispering. | ||
| He's whispering. | ||
| Let me give you one example of why it's so important to pass. | ||
| Did he? | ||
| Like earlier. | ||
| If you travel 20 miles east of Columbus, Ohio, you'll find a thousand empty acres of land. | ||
| It won't look like much, but if you stop and look closely, you'll see a field of dreams. | ||
| I'm so embarrassed. | ||
| The ground in which America's future will be built. | ||
| Kevin Costner. | ||
| That's where Intel, the American company that helped build Silicon Valley, is going to build a $20 billion semiconductor megasite. | ||
| I hate it. | ||
| Up to eight state-of-the-art factories in one place. | ||
| They're already prepared to lose Singapore. | ||
| You mean Thailand? | ||
| 10,000 new jobs. | ||
| And in those factories, the average job is about $135,000 a year. | ||
| $135,000 a year. | ||
| Some of the most sophisticated manufacturing in the world to make computer chips the size of a fingertip. | ||
| The power of the world in everyday lives. | ||
|
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Wow. | |
| From smartphones, technology, the Internet. | ||
| Technology has yet to be invented. | ||
| Man-made horrors beyond our comprehension. | ||
| Who's Pat? | ||
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Who is Pat? | |
| In the field of dreams Nobody come on | ||
| Pat! | ||
| Everybody's standing up. | ||
|
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Who's Pat? | |
| Pat came to see me and he told me they're ready to increase their investment from $20 billion to $100 billion in American oligarchs. | ||
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Pat, they, they, Pat! | |
| That would be the biggest investment in manufacturing in American history. | ||
| That's going to give us millions of dollars, Pat. | ||
| Do you know what company he's talking about? | ||
| Intel? | ||
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Intel? | |
| Intel. | ||
| Send it to my desk. | ||
| I'll sign it. | ||
| And we'll really take off in a big way. | ||
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Dude, Pat's gonna help us make $135 a day and to fill the drinks. | |
| Who is this person that has purple hair? | ||
| There's something happening in America. | ||
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In Congress? | |
| Oh, I don't know. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Where's Waldo with the purple hair? | ||
| Someone chatted, look Pat, that's like Pat. | ||
| I'm pretty sure it's a congressman. | ||
| Revitalization of American manufacturing. | ||
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Even in Canada someone with hair like that I don't think would be able to be elected. | |
| That's shocking. | ||
| Just a few years ago they would have gone overseas. | ||
| Even in Canada. | ||
| That's what's happening. | ||
| Florida is investing $11 billion in electric vehicles, creating 11,000 jobs across the country. | ||
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GEMMA is making the largest investment in its history. | |
| $7 billion to build electric vehicles, creating 4,000 jobs in Michigan. | ||
| All told, 369,000 new manufacturing jobs were created in America last year alone. | ||
| Pat Gilsinger, CEO of Intel. | ||
| That's who that is. | ||
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20% of Intel is owned by Vanguard, BlackRock, and State Street. | |
| Ah! | ||
| This is fun, live checking this. | ||
|
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21%. | |
| If it's an advertisement for Intel, the state of the union. | ||
| Powered by people I've met, like JoJo Burgess. | ||
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Powered by Intel. | |
| Generation 2 steelworkers in Pittsburgh. | ||
| Let's hear it tonight. | ||
| Where are you, JoJo? | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Thanks, buddy. | ||
| JoJo? | ||
| I bet he was cool. | ||
| Did JoJo get a few millions, too? | ||
|
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As Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown says... They needed intel to run the deepfakes of all the people in the crowd. | |
| Oh my gosh, that's gonna happen one day. | ||
| The president should not sound this drunk when he's sober. | ||
| Who is JoJo? | ||
| I'm serious. | ||
| Sherrod Brown says it's time to bury the label Rust Belt. | ||
| It's time to see... They're all like, why? | ||
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Forgot what he's saying. Yeah! What would you call it? I don't know what he's saying. Be quiet! | |
| Oh my god! I'm on a roll! | ||
| Yes, but he forgot what he was saying for several seconds. | ||
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That's why my top priority is getting prices under control. | |
| That was 10 seconds of silence. | ||
| That was like 5 seconds. | ||
| 10 seconds and forgot. | ||
| That's not silence. | ||
| Shut up. | ||
| Did he finish his sentence? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| But he forgot what he was saying for several seconds. | ||
| He did. | ||
| That's one of my top priorities, getting prices under control. | ||
|
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Lauren actually fell off her chair. | |
| Faster than almost anyone predicted. | ||
| The pandemic meant that businesses had a hard time hiring enough people because of the pandemic | ||
| to keep up production in their factories. | ||
| So you didn't have people making those beams that went in a building because they were out. | ||
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The factory was closed. | |
| The panic also disrupted the global supply chain. | ||
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What did he say the Rust Belt needed to be called? | |
| Because whatever he said is probably... That would be news speak. | ||
| That would be the Latinx. | ||
| That'd be news speak. | ||
| That'd be the Latinx. | ||
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That's always bad. | |
| Look at cars last year. | ||
| One third of all the inflation was because of automobile sales. | ||
| There weren't enough semiconductors to make all the cars that people wanted to buy. | ||
| And guess what? | ||
| Correct. | ||
| Prices of automobiles went way up. | ||
| It wasn't because of that. | ||
| Especially used vehicles as well. | ||
| And so we have a choice. | ||
| One way to fight inflation is to drive down wages and make Americans poorer. | ||
| I think I have a better idea to fight inflation. | ||
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He's a genius. | |
| Lower your costs, not your wages. | ||
| What the hell will that do to taking money out of the money supply, Joe? | ||
| We could lower inflation by lowering inflation. | ||
| Thank you, Joe. | ||
| Lower the cost, man! | ||
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That means make more cars and semiconductors in America. | |
| More infrastructure and innovation in America. | ||
| More goods moving faster and cheaper in America. | ||
| More jobs and we can earn a good living in America. | ||
| Instead of relying on foreign supply chains, let's make it in America. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| That's very Trump-y. | ||
| We should have had stealing credit for Trump songs. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
|
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Economist! | |
| Plagiarism! | ||
| Plagiarism! | ||
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Can we do plagiarism now? | |
| Well, to be fair, what's written here is plagorized, which could actually mean what he's talking about. | ||
| Oh, jeez. | ||
| Well, I did not expect that. | ||
| Economist! | ||
|
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USA! | |
| Hello, Democrat! | ||
| I did not. | ||
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What? | |
| I didn't expect that, yeah. | ||
| We've got the capacity of our economy. | ||
| That's comedy. | ||
| I call it building a better America. | ||
| Better. | ||
| This new Biden update is interesting. | ||
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Sounds like he quacked. | |
| 17 Nobel laureates in economics said my plan will ease long-term inflationary pressures. | ||
| Top business leaders, right? | ||
| They also told us to print trillions. | ||
| Here's the plan. | ||
| First, cut the cost of prescription drugs. | ||
| That is a platitude. | ||
| Were these the same economists who aren't sure where this inflation is coming from? | ||
| Are you talking about economists? | ||
| Because I don't know. | ||
| Oh, it's not economists, it's economists. | ||
| There was an insulection. | ||
| Vosh Superchats is literally MAGA. | ||
| And he's right. | ||
| Insulin, talking about that stuff. | ||
| He said make better America or something. | ||
| He just did a thing. | ||
| He's building back better. | ||
| He and his dad both have type 1 diabetes. | ||
| Which means they need insulin every single day. | ||
| That's correct. | ||
| It's an interesting switcheroo. | ||
| A bunch of right-wingers like, ah, screw all this. | ||
| I hate this country now. | ||
| And now they're like, USA, because they've got their woke republic. | ||
| They charge families like Joshua and his dad up to 30 times that amount. | ||
| I spoke with Joshua's mom. | ||
| Imagine what it's like to look at your child who needs insulin to stay healthy and have | ||
| no idea how in God's name you're going to be able to pay for it. | ||
| Is that a fake story? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Joshua, insulin does cause, like, a ridiculous amount. | ||
| Like, I wouldn't... You're going to look your child in the eye. | ||
| You'll get the benefit of the doubt. | ||
| To be the parent you expect yourself to be. | ||
| Is he whispering? | ||
| I really mean to think about it. | ||
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I don't know, man. | |
| He's whispering to me. | ||
| That's what I think about. | ||
| That was a whisper. | ||
| That was a whisper. | ||
| Everybody drink. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Happy birthday, buddy, by the way. | ||
| Obama did that a lot. | ||
| Biden's ripping him off. | ||
| That whispering tactic. | ||
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So Joshua, make things better. | |
| Make things better. | ||
| Dude, Obama talks like the Arthur Dean song. | ||
| We've got to work together to make things better. | ||
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It's a simple message. | |
| It comes from the heart. | ||
| Believe in yourself. | ||
| So everyone can afford it. | ||
| And drug companies will do very, very well. | ||
| They're prop and march. | ||
| That's what I'm worried about. | ||
| Wait, how are we going to lower the drug prices and the drug companies are going to do very well? | ||
| Let's let Medicare negotiate the price of prescription drugs. | ||
| Isn't this what Trump was saying? | ||
| Prescription drugs? | ||
| Well, they're going to negotiate the price of prescription drugs. | ||
| So they already set the price for VA drugs. | ||
| Look, the American Rescue Plan is helping millions of families with Affordable Care Act plans to save them $2,400 a year on their health pergremiums. | ||
| Health pergremiums. | ||
| Permanent. | ||
| Ah, it's fish in a barrel, though. | ||
| I'm writing them all down anyway, dude. | ||
| What did you call it before? | ||
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Ugrania or something? | |
| Uranian. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| Before the show. | ||
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Yo, Ukrangus, man. | |
| Ukrangus. | ||
| You almost got that. | ||
| You should have just put it on there. | ||
| He'd like to be energy efficient and get a tax credit for it. | ||
| Double America's clean energy production and solar, wind, and so much more. | ||
| Lower the price of electric vehicles, saving another $80 a month. | ||
| I'm sorry, what universe is he living in? | ||
| That you're not going to have to pay at the pump. | ||
| Like, we're all going to make money and stop production of, like, fossil fuels. | ||
| Lauren, you don't understand. | ||
| He's going to stop inflation by lowering prices. | ||
| The first thing we can do to change the standard of living for hardworking folks is cut the cost of child care. | ||
| We're going to do all of it. | ||
| No more childcare, no more cost of insulin, no more inflation. | ||
| Vote for me. | ||
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I'm going to write you a check for a hundred bucks. | |
| And I'm going to come to your house and bake you a cake for your grandma. | ||
| I was a single dad for five years. | ||
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Raising two kids had a lot of help though. | |
| I had a mom, a dad, a brother and a sister that really helped. | ||
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But middle class and working folks shouldn't have to pay more than 7% of their income to care for the young children. | |
| My plan would cut the cost of childcare in half for most families. | ||
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But pay those workers more somehow. | |
| Millions of women who left the workforce during the pandemic because they couldn't afford childcare to be able to get back to work. | ||
| Generating economic growth. | ||
| Husbands? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| My plan doesn't stop there at all. | ||
| I think you're right. | ||
| More affordable housing. | ||
| I have no idea. | ||
| Pre-K for three and four year olds. | ||
| All these will lower costs to families. | ||
| More affordable housing. | ||
| Under my plan, nobody. | ||
| Child support. | ||
| Let me say this again. | ||
| Nobody. | ||
| I love how the plan isn't to figure out a single family wage, it's how to make it easier for strayers to raise their money. | ||
| No one making less than $400K will see their taxes go up. | ||
| Well, next year $400K is going to get you about what $50K a year gets you. | ||
| He's counting on inflation. | ||
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Ain't. | |
| 50k you're getting yourself. | ||
|
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Ain't. | |
| Floor. | ||
| He's counting on inflation. | ||
| That we'd all agree that the present tax system ain't fair. | ||
| Ain't. | ||
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Ain't. | |
| No, we don't agree. | ||
| Ain't. | ||
| We have to fix it. | ||
| I'm not looking to punish anybody. | ||
| Oh, yeah? | ||
| Let's make corporations and wealthy Americans start paying their fair share. | ||
| Define fair share. | ||
| I'm not looking to punish anyone, but let's make corporate America and rich Americans pay more. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| No punishments. | ||
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Fair share. | |
| Like Chris Coons and Tom Carper and my distinguished congresswoman. | ||
| We come from the land of corporate America. | ||
| There are more corporations incorporated in America than every other state in America combined. | ||
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What? | |
| What did he just say? | ||
| There are more corporations, corporate America, than every other state in the world. | ||
| I think he's talking about the US. | ||
| Oh. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He's rumbled again. | ||
| It's so quick to play business. | ||
| Last year, 55 of the Fortune 500 companies earned. | ||
| 40. | ||
| That, I don't believe. | ||
| That's like an elegant way to say 40 for someone who's not Irish. | ||
| It's not fair. | ||
| That's why I proposed a 15% minimum tax rate for corporations. | ||
| Ooh, tax the rich. | ||
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Socialists, let me look up how much they pay right now. | |
| 15. | ||
| That's why, in the G7 and other meetings overseas, we were able to put together, I was able to be somewhat helpful, 130 countries' degree on a global minimum tax rate. | ||
| So companies can't get out of paying their taxes at home by shipping jobs in factories overseas. | ||
| It'll raise billions of dollars. | ||
| That's why I propose closing loopholes for the very wealthy who pay a lower tax rate than a teacher and a firefighter. | ||
| So that's my plan, but we have to go into more detail later. | ||
| That's what concerns me. | ||
| I'm like, I don't hate this proposal, but we're going to go into detail later. | ||
| We'll figure it out later. | ||
| 15% taxes for corporations, right now they pay 21%. | ||
|
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What? | |
| He's saying minimum. | ||
| Is he suggesting like they're escaping that though by finding loopholes and he wants to ensure that they pay actually the 15%? | ||
| Oh, come on. | ||
| Buzz off, dude. | ||
| This is about the USA. | ||
|
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Come on, man. | |
| That's a conspiracy thingy, man. | ||
| about the US. Jeffrey Mac super chat says has Hunter paid his fair share? Oh, and Kim Hersley | ||
| has Joe Biden paid his fair share and 10% for the big guy. | ||
| It will lower the deficit. | ||
| The previous conspiracy thingy. It undermined the watchdogs, the job of those to keep pandemic | ||
| relief funds being wasted. | ||
| Remember we had those debates about whether or not those watchdogs should be able to see every day how much money was being spent? | ||
| Where was it going to the right place? | ||
| In my administration, the watchdogs are back. | ||
| We're spying on you again, everyone. | ||
| We're gonna go after the criminals who stole billions of relief money meant for small business and millions of Americans. | ||
| Tonight I'm announcing that the Justice Department will soon name a chief prosecutor for pandemic fraud. | ||
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You gonna get this one fired too? | |
| I thought he just got rid of prosecutors. | ||
| Yeah, I thought he got rid of people who investigate fraud. | ||
| We need an independent coalition to investigate that. | ||
| I think we all agree. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
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By the end of this year, the deficit will be down to less than half of what it was before it took off. | |
| They have to be expressive. | ||
| That's part of it. | ||
| The only president ever to cut the deficit by more than $1 trillion in a single year. | ||
| Lowering your cost also meant demanding more competition. | ||
| I'm a capitalist, but capitalism without competition is not capitalism. | ||
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What? | |
| Capitalism without competition is exploitation. | ||
| It drives up profits. | ||
|
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He's talking about monopolies, isn't he? | |
| Corporations have to compete. | ||
| Their profits go up and your prices go up when they don't have to compete. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| Small businesses and family farmers and ranchers. | ||
| I need not tell some of my Republican friends from those states. | ||
| Guess what? | ||
| You got four basic meatpacking facilities. | ||
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That's it. | |
| You play with her, but you don't get to play at all. | ||
|
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That's true. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| And you pay a hell of a lot more. | ||
| A hell of a lot more. | ||
|
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WTF? | |
| I love Joe Biden now. | ||
| He cursed. | ||
| What did he say? | ||
|
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He said hell. | |
| Did he say hell? | ||
| Yeah, he did. | ||
|
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I think that might be a profanity rather than a curse. | |
| What do you mean by cursing? | ||
| I mean, colloquially, curse usually just means something you consider a swear word, so I guess it would count for most people. | ||
| I mean, colloquially, cursed usually just means something you consider a swear word, | ||
| so I guess it would count for most people. | ||
| As Wall Street firms take over more nursing homes, quality in those homes has gone down, | ||
| and costs have gone up. | ||
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Bye! | |
| That ends on my watch. | ||
| Medicare is going to set higher standards for nursing homes and make sure loved ones get the care they deserve and that they inspect and they will look that closely. | ||
| We're also going to cut costs to keep the economy going strong and giving workers a fair shot. | ||
| Provide more training and apprenticeships. | ||
| Hire them based on skills, not just their degrees. | ||
| Porkin super chest says a lot of promises no accomplishments. Yep. This isn't a story | ||
|
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You know the way to 15 dollars He's not talking about anything. That's actually the child | |
| tax credit. So no one has to raise the family in poverty crisis pilgrims | ||
| I'm gonna fix it. | ||
| I wonder if it's going to work as well as his other programs. | ||
| I think it's really cool that Biden solved every problem in America tonight. | ||
| I think it's really cool. | ||
| Our first lady who teaches full-time calls America's best kept secret, community colleges. | ||
| I'm going to fix it. | ||
| I just haven't done it yet. | ||
| We're going to get there. | ||
| It's like the guy that always tells you about that business he's about to start and he always has like a new one. | ||
| I'm starting this rap album. | ||
| It's going to be huge. | ||
| Do you want to invest in it? | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| From the bottom up and the middle out, together we can do something we haven't done in a long time. | ||
| Build a better America. | ||
| For more than two years, COVID has impacted every decision in our lives. | ||
| What's the difference between Build a Better America and, I guess, Make America Great Again? | ||
| That's like a New World Order story. | ||
| Build a Better America. | ||
| Build Back Better, though, is pretty much the same as Make America Great Again. | ||
| That doesn't even count the close to a million people who sit at a dining room table or a kitchen table and look at an empty chair because they lost somebody. | ||
| But I also know this. | ||
| Because of the progress we've made, because of your resilience, and the tools that we have been provided by this Congress, tonight I can say we're moving forward safely, back to more normal routines. | ||
| We've reached a new moment in the fight against COVID-19, where severe cases are down to a level not seen since July of last year. | ||
| Just a few days ago, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention Issue the new mask guidelines under the new guidelines. | ||
| Most Americans and most of the country can now go mask free. | ||
| And based on projections- Ending COVID? | ||
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Convenient! | |
| Midterms! | ||
| And based on projections, more of the country will reach a point across that point across the next couple of weeks. | ||
| And thanks to the progress we've made in the past year, COVID-19 no longer need control our lives. | ||
| Ooh, takes credit for ending COVID, man. | ||
| I know someone talking about living- You have that one? | ||
| Yeah, I have that. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Yeah, he did. | ||
| I'm so close. | ||
| We never will just accept living with COVID-19. | ||
| I just need January 6th. | ||
| Yeah, that's it. | ||
| January 6th, I went through diseases. | ||
| If he says man, I win. | ||
| He's gonna say both, so he needs to mention first. | ||
| It's all stuff he wants to do! | ||
| None of it is stuff he's done! | ||
| What kind of progress report is that? | ||
| I will do my homework. | ||
| effective vaccines are. If you're vaccinated and boosted you have the highest degree of protection. | ||
| We'll never give up on more Americans. Now I know parents with kids under five are eager to see their vaccines | ||
| authorized for their children. | ||
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Bye. | |
| Scientists are working hard to get that done. | ||
| We'll be ready with plenty of vaccines if and when they do. | ||
| We're all ready. | ||
| We are also ready with antiviral treatments. | ||
| If you get COVID-19, the Pfizer pill reduces your chances of ending up in the hospital by 90%. | ||
| Pfizer is working overtime to get us a million pills this month and more than double that next month. | ||
| And now we're launching the Test to Treat initiative. | ||
| So people can get tested at a pharmacy and if they prove positive, receive the antiviral | ||
| pills on the spot at no cost. | ||
| Folks, if you're immunocompromised or have some other vulnerability, we have treatments | ||
| and free high quality masks. | ||
| We're leaving no one behind or ignoring anyone's needs as we move forward. | ||
| On testing, we've made hundreds of millions of tests available, and you can order them for free to your doorstep. | ||
| And we've already ordered free tests. | ||
| If you already ordered free tests tonight, I'm announcing you can order another group of tests. | ||
| Go to covidtest.gov starting next week. | ||
| We must prepare for new variants. | ||
| What happened with the last mail-in test? | ||
| Over the past, we've gotten much better at detecting new variants. | ||
| If necessary, we'll be able to develop new vaccines within 100 days instead of 100 days is months, by the way. | ||
| Dude, my Twitter feed is killing me. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Just lower your costs is the new, just stop being poor. | ||
| months ready if needed. I can't promise a new variant won't come but I can't | ||
| promise you we'll do everything within our power to be ready if it does. Third | ||
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this guy's really stupid. My Twitter feed is killing me. | |
| His intelligence is not that high. | ||
| Just lower your costs is the new just stop being poor. We have the tools we need. It's time for | ||
| America to get back to work and fill our great downtowns again with people. | ||
| People working from home can feel safe and begin to return to their offices. | ||
| We're just in time for midterms. | ||
| Josh Superchat saying the State of the Union brought to you by Big Pharma. | ||
| Yep, Pfizer, Intel, and Big Pharma, dude. | ||
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Brought to you by Pfizer, powered by Intel. | |
| Brought to you by Pat in the field of dreams. | ||
| Just patriotic colors. | ||
| Oh, they're not American. | ||
| They're wearing West Virginia's colors. | ||
| I like that. | ||
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It's interesting that on the White House... This is so bad. | |
| On the White House livestream, and it's not like this on all of them, like Fox News has an image of Nancy Pelosi and Kamala Harris behind Joe. | ||
| The White House has cut off the head of the vice president in this livestream. | ||
| They could have just panned out a little bit. | ||
| Sexism. | ||
| Probably just sexism. | ||
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How does he have 290,000 views? | |
| This is the worst streamer I've ever seen in my life. | ||
| Yeah, but look how many likes he's got. | ||
| How many superchats has he got? | ||
| They've got 290,000 live viewers and 13,000 likes. | ||
| We have 64,000 viewers and 19,000 likes. | ||
| Look at that ratio. | ||
| Their dislike ratio is probably massive. | ||
| What he should do is be like, smash that like button. | ||
| That's incredible. | ||
| A savvy president would tell them to smash the like button. | ||
| We've got 290,000 live viewers and 13,000 likes. | ||
| We have 64,000 viewers and 19,000 likes. | ||
| Look at that ratio. | ||
| Their dislike ratio is probably massive. | ||
| What he should do is be like, smash that like button. | ||
| That's incredible. | ||
| A savvy president would tell them to smash the like button. | ||
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Absolutely. | |
| He's got to control his own powers. | ||
| That'd be awesome if he said that. | ||
| He's not even reading out super chats. | ||
| How can you call this man a leader? | ||
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They're watching TimCast IRL because they just panned out and showed Kamala Harris' face for the first time. | |
| They totally are. | ||
| Yeah, look at that. | ||
| Oh, they're zooming in again. | ||
| No way. | ||
| Thanks, guys. | ||
| You know, we've lost so much in COVID-19. | ||
| Guys, can you get him to say words right? | ||
| Next. | ||
| I was surprised he forgot what he was saying because he's got prompters. | ||
| Okay, so they're focusing on Joe's face. | ||
| I see what you guys are doing. | ||
| They panned out so you know the context. | ||
| I need you guys to get him to touch someone so I can win this game. | ||
| At the eye. | ||
| He said touch someone? | ||
| Yeah, I've got inappropriate contact. | ||
| I just need Trump and I win. | ||
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We can't change how divided we've been. | |
| It was a long time in coming. | ||
| It's like he who must not be named. | ||
| Not going to say Voldemort, man. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. He who can't be named. | ||
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We — I need January 6th, though. | |
| We can't change how divided we've been. | ||
| There's a long time in coming. | ||
| Who's responsible for that? | ||
| But we can't change how to move forward on COVID-19 and other issues that we must face together. | ||
| I recently visited New York City Police Department days after the funerals of Officer Wilbur Mora | ||
| and his partner, Officer Jason Rivera. | ||
| Let me see. | ||
| They were responding to a 9-11 call when a man shot and killed them with a stolen gun. | ||
| Officer Moore was 27 years old. | ||
| Officer Rivera was 22 years old. | ||
| Both Dominican-Americans who grew up in the same streets that they later chose to patrol as police officers. | ||
| I spoke with their families, and I told them they were forever in debt for their sacrifices and will carry on their mission to restore the trust and safety in every community deserves. | ||
| Like some of you that have been around for a while, I've worked with you on these issues for a long time. | ||
| I know what works. | ||
| Investigating crime prevention and community policing, cops who walk the beat, who know the neighborhood, and who can restore trust and safety. | ||
| Let's not abandon our streets or choose between safety and equal justice. | ||
| Let's come together and protect our communities, restore trust, and hold law enforcement accountable. | ||
| That's why the Justice Department has required body cameras, ban chokeholds and restricted no-knocks warrants for its | ||
| officers. | ||
| That's why the American Rescue Plan, that you all provided, $350 billion that cities, states, and counties can use | ||
| to hire more police, invest in more proven strategies. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| They're breaking with the far left. | ||
| I don't like federalization of police. | ||
| It's already happening. | ||
| Biggie says I have an app allowing me to see dislikes. | ||
| 3.9 thousand so far. | ||
| It could be embedded live viewers like this being played on other websites. | ||
| Is to fund the police. | ||
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That's right! | |
| What? | ||
| Refund the police. | ||
| They are breaking with the far left. | ||
| Pay the people being screwed back. | ||
| He's playing Trump's lines. | ||
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He's saying build America back and buy America in and fund the police. | |
| The whole thing is plagiarism. | ||
| Is that fair? | ||
| Can we call that plagiarizing? | ||
| Uh, no, because you didn't quote the exact words. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| But plagiarism doesn't have to be an exact quote. | ||
| Often it isn't. | ||
| Yeah, we meant like stealing other people's work. | ||
| I think he has, at this point, plagiarized. | ||
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I agree. | |
| I mean, if they were good ideas, so we could say Trump plagiarized them. | ||
| We've got tons of Super Chats saying he's stealing Trump's minds. | ||
| Yeah, it's taking your ideas. | ||
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You know, I've always... It's interesting, plagiarizing, yeah. | |
| I always wanted to know what a Trump speech would sound like if he was drunk. | ||
| I'm getting an opportunity to hear that today. | ||
| Look at this, Wade has lots of handguns. | ||
| Why? | ||
| It was a stolen gun. | ||
| Why? | ||
| I was going to put gun control on here, but I thought no one cared about that issue right now. | ||
| Is he going to bring up immigration? | ||
| I said plagiarize. | ||
| Yeah, plagiarize. | ||
| I think plagiarize. | ||
| He is totally different. | ||
| There you go, I'm drinking. | ||
| Plagiarize is a legal thing, though, so. | ||
| No, it's like an educational thing. | ||
| Allegedly. | ||
| Well, we spelled plagiarize wrong. | ||
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Yeah, we did. | |
| Manufacturing is the only industry in America that can't be sued. | ||
| No. | ||
| Pharmaceutical companies, bro. | ||
| Here's one for the audience. | ||
| Every time you're annoyed by Biden, smash the like button. | ||
| These laws don't infringe on the Second Amendment. | ||
| Oh, that's a lie. | ||
| Gaslighting. | ||
| The most fundamental right in America is the right to vote and have it counted. | ||
| And look, it's under assault. | ||
| In state after state, new laws have been passed. | ||
| Not only suppress the vote, we've been there before, but to subvert the entire election. | ||
| You can't let this happen. | ||
| Tonight I call on the Senate to pass the Freedom to Vote Act. | ||
| Pass the John Lewis Act. | ||
| Voting Rights Act. | ||
| And while you're at it, pass the Disclose Act so Americans know who's funding our election. | ||
| Look, tonight, I'd like to honor someone who dedicated his life to serve this country. | ||
| Justice Breyer, an Army veteran, constitutional scholar, retiring Justice of the United States Supreme Court. | ||
| Justice Breyer, thank you for your service. | ||
| Thanks for retiring, dude. | ||
| So I can fill your place with an African-American lady. | ||
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Stand up and see me. | |
| Thank you. | ||
| I think that counts. | ||
| I have mad respect for people that step down for power, willingly. | ||
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I think that counts, though. | |
| We all know, no matter what your ideology, we all know one of the most serious constitutional responsibilities a president has is nominating someone to serve on the United States Supreme Court. | ||
| Here it comes. | ||
| As I did four days ago, I've nominated a Circuit Court of Appeals, Katanji Brown-Jackson. | ||
| One of our nation's top legal minds, who continue in Justice Breyer's legacy of excellence. | ||
| A former top litigator in private practice, a former federal public defender, from a family of public school educators and police officers. | ||
| She's a consensus builder. | ||
| Since she's been nominated, she's received a broad range of support. | ||
| Including the fraternal order of police and former judges supported by Democrats and Republicans. | ||
| Folks, if we're to advance liberty and justice, we need to secure our border and fix the immigration system. | ||
| What? | ||
| What is going on? | ||
|
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Base! | |
| Biden is so base! | ||
| Oh my goodness! | ||
| Oh shit! | ||
| Come on man, I've been saying it's gotta be. | ||
| Lawrence has been the most excited for Biden of all of us. | ||
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This is legitimate. | |
| I'm way drunker than all of you. | ||
| So I'm like buying into everything he's saying. | ||
| Lauren, you've had way too much. | ||
| I can't believe he's saying that. | ||
| That was a non-sequitur. | ||
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He was like, we're going to appoint a Supreme Court! | |
| Gotta build a wall, man! | ||
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Gotta build that wall! | |
| We're putting in place dedicated immigration judges. | ||
| Does this count as him being racist? | ||
| So what are these accidents? | ||
| That's what they want to retcon this guy and cancel him. | ||
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I always said, bit pulled along. | |
| I love Pink Floyd. | ||
| Yeah, wow. | ||
| They do need to do that. | ||
| This is an interesting shift. | ||
| It's almost like he's polling poorly or something. | ||
| to host more refugees and secure their own borders. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Yeah. Wow. | ||
| They do need to do that. | ||
| We can do all this while keeping lit the torch of liberty that has led the generation of immigrants to this land. | ||
| This is an interesting shift. | ||
| My forebears and many of yours. | ||
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It's almost like he's polling poorly or something. | |
| Provide a pathway to citizens who are dreamers. | ||
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You could be on this other hand. | |
| Those in temporary status, farm workers, essential workers. | ||
| Revise our laws so businesses have workers they need and families don't wait decades to reunite. | ||
| It's not only the right thing to do, it's an economically smart thing to do. | ||
| That's why the immigration reform is supported by everyone from labor unions, the religious leaders, to the U.S. | ||
| Chamber of Commerce. | ||
| Let's get it done once and for all. | ||
| Get what done? | ||
| This is vague. | ||
| Biden's gonna put like the last Lego piece of Trump's wall in and be like, I did it! | ||
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Build the wall! | |
| I made the vaccines and I built the wall. | ||
| Advancing liberty and justice also requires protecting the rights of women. | ||
| Oh, we didn't have that one, did we? | ||
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We didn't put women in the bingo sheet because Lauren said no one cares about women. | |
| That's actually true! | ||
| She literally said that. | ||
| I didn't think they did. | ||
| continue to advance maternal health care for all. | ||
| Is he going to talk about? | ||
| And folks, for our LGBTQ plus Americans, let's finally get the Bipartisan Equality Act to | ||
| my desk. | ||
| The onslaught of state laws targeting transgender Americans and their families is simply wrong. | ||
| And I said last year, especially to our younger transgender Americans, I'll always have your back as your president so you can be yourself and reach your God-given potential. | ||
| Interesting twist. | ||
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Well, this is a Christian mission, man. | |
| Well, it often appears we do not agree. | ||
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Did we have a blasphemy curse? | |
| We do agree on a lot more things than we acknowledge. | ||
| I signed 80 bipartisan bills in the law last year. | ||
| From preventing government shutdowns, protecting Asian Americans from still-too-common hate crimes, to reforming military justice, and we'll soon be strengthening the Violence Against Women Act that I first wrote three decades ago. | ||
| ago. Twisted logic says did they turn CERN on again? Yeah right. It's important for us | ||
| to show. We've been thrown back. To show the nation. We need to come together and do big | ||
| Nathan says they know the red wave is coming, and they're trying to gain some ground. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Very true. | ||
| But they can only get me when I'm 30 years in. | ||
| Does he think anyone who supports those policies is going to watch this and be like, oh, Biden's going to secure the board? | ||
| Definitely. | ||
| Why vote for Republicans? | ||
| We basically have one in office. | ||
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There's going to be no action after this speech. | |
| No, you're right, Tim. | ||
| Biden did become a Republican. | ||
| He stayed in Republican talking points without doing any of it. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| True! | ||
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But lefties will be malding, which will be nice. | |
| I want to see the squad respond to this. | ||
| She's not going to gain any traffickers. | ||
| Biden is not going to gain any Republican followers from this, but he's going to lose lefty followers from this. | ||
| Beautiful! | ||
| I love it. | ||
| I think he's going to convert a bunch of people. | ||
| He's trying to appease the crowd. | ||
| Especially among our children whose lives and education have been turned upside down. | ||
| Yeah, what happened, Joe? | ||
| Yeah, who did that? | ||
| Tell a story about that. | ||
| Remember when I joked that they were going to pretend that they had nothing to do with COVID? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| To make sure your school does just that. | ||
| It's the teachers. | ||
| I said that weeks ago. | ||
| We can all play hard. | ||
| Sign up to be a tutor or mentor. | ||
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I don't like this at all. | |
| You speak for millions. | ||
| If you want me to click the dislike button, put 20 in chat. | ||
| Let's see it. | ||
| It's going to light up isn't it? | ||
| at all. | ||
| Go on, man. | ||
| You hear that? | ||
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Don't hit that dink like button, man. | |
| You speak for millions. | ||
| As Francis Haugen, who is here tonight with us, has shown we must hold social media platforms | ||
| accountable for the national experiments they're conducting on our children for profit. | ||
| If we get to 28,000, how about we bargain with them? | ||
| Don't click based on what the people want. | ||
| Only good if you truly believe it. | ||
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Did he just talk about a social experiment they're conducting on our kids? | |
| 20, 20, 20, 20, 20. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Like mask wearing? | ||
| Thank you for the courage you showed. | ||
| I dislike what he's saying. | ||
| He's stealing from Trump. | ||
| He's desperate. | ||
| And Obama. | ||
| Everybody agrees. | ||
| They say click it. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| We're gonna click it. | ||
| Bam. | ||
| Come on! | ||
| You don't like it? | ||
| I don't like it. | ||
| Feedback shared with the creator. | ||
| Heck yeah. | ||
| We got a lot of 20s here. | ||
| We got a lot of 20s. | ||
| The mental health services they need. | ||
| More people in turn for help. | ||
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This guy's going to fix the economy, give everyone the mental health services they need. | |
| Every kid is going to get green. | ||
| We should elect him. | ||
| Imagine making these promises when the country looks like this. | ||
| We've given you some time, man. | ||
| This is like the abusive husband. | ||
| I'm going to be the best husband ever. | ||
| Just take me back. | ||
| I'll be amazing. | ||
| I'll support all your hopes and dreams. | ||
| We've been abused by him for over a year. | ||
| And now he's in a great speech being like, remember all the good times? | ||
| He's this far away from pulling flowers out from behind his back for a baby and playing our song. | ||
| He's definitely going to hug his wife after this, on camera. | ||
| No, he's going to play Tiny Dancer, because that was Trump's song during his campaigns. | ||
| Or what's the other one? | ||
| Proud to be an American. | ||
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He's like, I'm just like your ex-boyfriend, Trump. | |
| Trump. | ||
| Don't go back to your ex, America. | ||
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I want to secure the border, too. | |
| I love police. | ||
| Many of you have been there. | ||
| I love the confused clapping. | ||
| I've been in and out of Iraq and Afghanistan over 40 times. | ||
| These burn pits. | ||
| Did you leave civilians there every time? | ||
| Just the one time. | ||
| Medical and hazards material, jet fuel, and so much more. | ||
| And they come home. | ||
| Many of the world's fittest and best trained warriors in the world. | ||
| Never the same. | ||
| Headaches, numbness, dizziness. | ||
| A cancer that would put them in a flag-draped coffin. | ||
| I know. | ||
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She said 13 of them. | |
| She's talking about Afghanistan. | ||
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One of those soldiers was my son, Major Beau Biden. | |
| I don't know for sure if the burn pit that he lived near, that his hooch was near in Iraq and earlier than that in Kosovo, is the cause of his brain cancer and the disease of so many other troops. | ||
| But I am committed to find out everything we can. | ||
| Committed to military families like Danielle Robinson from Ohio. | ||
| The widow of Sergeant First Class Heath Robinson. | ||
| He was born a soldier, Army National Guard, combat medic in Kosovo and Iraq, stationed near Baghdad just yards from burn pits the size of football fields. | ||
| Danielle is here with us tonight. | ||
| Sam says, I love how everyone is playing the game and Lauren is just drinking beer. | ||
| Just drinking straight. | ||
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It's weird that he uses his son's death. | |
| Like, it's very sad, actually, that he uses it in a way that it's like he attributes it to his military service. | ||
| That's weird, right? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| I think he's probably right about that. | ||
| Those burn pits could have caused the cancer. | ||
| The cancer, from prolonged exposure to burn pits, ravaged Heath's lungs and body. | ||
| Danielle says Heath was a fighter to the very end. | ||
| He didn't know how to stop fighting. | ||
| And neither did she. | ||
| Through her pain, she found purpose to demand that we do better. | ||
| Tonight, Danielle, we are going to do better. | ||
| I'm running out of beer. | ||
| The VA... What is this 13th? | ||
| The VA is firing new ways of linking toxins and exposure to disease. | ||
| I can't laugh at all my streams anymore, can I? | ||
| Veterans get benefits. | ||
| And tonight, I'm announcing we're expanding eligibility to veterans suffering from nine respiratory cancers. | ||
| You don't even live here, Lauren. | ||
| I'm also calling on Congress to pass a law to make sure that veterans are devastated by toxins and exposure in Iraq | ||
| and Afghanistan. | ||
| Finally get the benefits and the comprehensive health care they deserve. | ||
| But that doesn't, the benefits don't save their lives. | ||
| Well this is also, he's just saying he's going to do these things. | ||
| He's not reporting on anything that's gone well that's a result of his policies because he can't. | ||
| All he can do is write more blank checks. | ||
| Or all he can do is pull more blank checks out and write them even though they're going to bounce. | ||
| I'm glad he brought attention to the burn pits. | ||
| Let's end cancer as we know it. | ||
| He's going to end cancer! | ||
| The man is going to end cancer! | ||
| Inflation is worse than it has been in 50 years, 40 years, but he's going to come in here and end cancer? | ||
| I'm writing that down. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Are we going to have world peace too, Joe? | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
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Yeah, I'm feeling peaceful. | |
| If you had as much beer as I had, you'd understand what the Biden was talking about. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| The right amount. | ||
| Last month, I announced the plan to supercharge the cancer moonshot that President Obama asked me to lead six years ago. | ||
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Our goal is to cut cancer death rates by at least 50% over the next 25 years. | |
| I like him. Last month, more beers on the way. I announced the plan to supercharge the cancer | ||
| moonshot that President Obama asked me to lead six years ago. What? Cancer moonshot? Does it have Obama on it? I | ||
| thought we'd put that on there. No. Plagiarism. At least 50% over the next 25 years. I think we can do better than that. | ||
| Turn cancers from death sentences into treatable diseases. | ||
| Can you make food affordable again? | ||
| Before we talk about turning cancer? How about gas? | ||
| You know, food used to be affordable before people like you decided to print trillions of dollars, the largest redistribution of wealth that has occurred in all of human history, flooding our economy with money so average people have a more difficult time affording food, but you're gonna cure cancer. | ||
| Before that problem's even been solved, before you've even remedied the problem that has made it more difficult for Americans to survive, you're going to stop cancer. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| These are fortunes more safer, my dudes. | ||
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can be a fortune's more safer my dudes that's BS Tim over the past year VA | |
| benefits are being delayed and reduced Alzheimer's and diabetes yeah if you | ||
| destroy the a unity agenda for the nation we can do these things | ||
| It's within our power. | ||
| And I don't see a partisan edge to any one of those four things. | ||
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My fellow Americans, tonight... | |
| Oh, he's going to do this in America! | ||
| Okay, well, America. It's not here. | ||
| Better than Iran. | ||
| Jake says, drunk Lauren is my spirit animal. | ||
| In this capital. | ||
| Dylan says Tim drinks like a wuss. | ||
| That is correct. | ||
| I don't drink. | ||
| He's a lightweight. | ||
| Lauren took all of the beer. | ||
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She asked for more as well. | |
| No, there's one left. | ||
| I'm envious of the amount of stutters this man can get away with. | ||
| Can you imagine if Trump did half of the amount? | ||
| I know. | ||
| But the captions, the captions are now translating his errors into English. | ||
| It's English. | ||
| Yes, exactly. | ||
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When he said Iran, Iranians, they corrected him. | |
| I know. | ||
| They did. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| It looks like his audio volume will go down and then they won't have annotations. | ||
| Patrick says I can't wait for the Freedom Tunes episode on this. | ||
| It's gonna be beautiful. | ||
| Can you do a cartoon of us making fun of him? | ||
| Come on, man! | ||
| Well, I know this is gonna end in cancer, man. | ||
| It's all done. | ||
| We'll meet the test. | ||
| What a jerk, why didn't he do it earlier? | ||
| Right? | ||
| Remember when Obama was in office? | ||
| Remember when Obama was in office and things weren't great but they weren't nearly this bad? | ||
| And he's like, I have the cure for cancer and if you want it you better vote for me, it's right here. | ||
| What an absolute animal. | ||
| He spent eight years in the White House. | ||
| Before we were struggling through a pandemic and he didn't end cancer! | ||
| Despite the fact that he clearly has the power to. | ||
| We're the only nation on earth that has always turned every crisis we've faced into an opportunity. | ||
| An opportunity to do different. | ||
| The only nation that can be defined by a single word, possibilities. | ||
| So on this night, on our 245th year as a nation, we got five more years to live. | ||
| Listen, no other nation on earth has possibilities. | ||
| And my report is this. | ||
| I would agree with that. | ||
| America's number one. | ||
| Because you, the American people, are strong. | ||
| Yes, we, the American people! | ||
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Yes, we are great. | |
| We will be great for future generations. | ||
| We will be great for all time. | ||
| Welcome to America. | ||
| This is your president. | ||
| Oh, don't you have to yell. | ||
| And we won't have cancer anymore. | ||
| You're on a mic, dude, you don't have to yell. | ||
| He looks curious. | ||
| Your mic's peaking. | ||
| He's getting mad at me because I was mad at him. | ||
| Fake tough guy acting against me. | ||
| He said God twice. | ||
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Is that it? | |
| of America fake tough guy I think he said God is that it I know thank you | ||
| nobody won Oh my god, I'm so close. | ||
| Wait, did he end it early? | ||
| He's gonna end cancer early too, Lauren. | ||
| He's shaking Pelosi's hand. | ||
| That's inappropriate. | ||
| She's awful. | ||
| That counts. | ||
| Kiss somebody. | ||
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Kiss somebody, Joe. | |
| This is the awkwardness. | ||
| Come on, kiss somebody, kiss somebody. | ||
| Oh, this is the awkwardness, yeah, I see. | ||
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Fall off the stage. | |
| Do a little snippy-snip. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Come on, man. | ||
| We're gonna cure baldness. | ||
| We got beer. | ||
| Can I do that? | ||
| What's he doing? | ||
| No, he's just hugging them. | ||
| He's hugging people who aren't his wife. | ||
| Highly inappropriate. | ||
| You can just bite someone's nose. | ||
| It's only inappropriate if you're not the president. | ||
| Just tickle their ear, man. | ||
| Come on, I just want you to, like, give someone a wet willy, Joe. | ||
| I think saying hell was cursing, and I think shaking Pelosi's hand was inappropriate. | ||
| I do too, yeah. | ||
| Did you guys hear it? | ||
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No. | |
| He didn't say he's going to turn crisis into opportunity. | ||
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Whoever's just trying to get to Biden there behind the cameras is just desperate for attention. | |
| I think that's Maxine Waters or something. | ||
| Oh, yeah, probably. | ||
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Pay attention to me, Jo, because everyone's about to clip off. | |
| That's a very long handshake. | ||
| A little inappropriately long. | ||
| What if he just, like, as he's on camera, just did a firm open palm smack on, like, some woman's bottom? | ||
| Dude, well, there's a woman. | ||
| Because he's from the 50s, isn't he? | ||
| He was accused, one woman, there's no footage of this, but he was accused by a woman of, like, grabbing her face and then rubbing his nose up against her nose, which is, like, the weirdest thing. | ||
| That's so weird. | ||
| It's called an Eskimo kiss, Seamus. | ||
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Oh, that's it, they cut it off? | |
| Oh! | ||
| Was that an early end? | ||
| How long was he supposed to go for? | ||
| Did anyone have four lined up? | ||
| I did, yeah. | ||
| I have a couple. | ||
| If cursing was one of them, did we confirm... what did he say? | ||
| They censored the word hell. | ||
| They censored the word hell. | ||
| So if you had curses, would you win? | ||
| No, if I had January 6th, I would have won. | ||
| I was like done when he didn't mention January 6th. | ||
| But you needed curses, Ian? | ||
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Half. | |
| I didn't know if it was effective if we agreed that curses were said. | ||
| Is that the only one you needed? | ||
| No, I needed to get smacked at a fake Republican. | ||
| I also needed trips and I didn't see him fall. | ||
| Someone claimed he tripped at the beginning. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| Honestly, that was more like Trump than I expected. | ||
| I guess the issue is, how do we know what early was supposed to be? | ||
| I thought it was going to be longer than an hour, to be honest. | ||
| Yeah, well. | ||
| It was right at an hour. | ||
| He didn't say man. | ||
| He made it. | ||
| Yeah, he didn't say man. | ||
| If he had, I would have gotten a bingo. | ||
| For being Joe Biden, he actually killed it. | ||
| He did pretty good, yeah. | ||
| As far as Joe Biden goes, yeah, no. | ||
| But for plagiarizing almost the entirety of Donald Trump's platform. | ||
| With a few exceptions. | ||
| It works. | ||
| Well what's the definition of plagiarize? | ||
| Let's find out. | ||
| I looked it up. | ||
| So it's taking credit for someone else's ideas or using their words. | ||
| Who chatted in their theory about the red wave? | ||
| That's it. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| That's what he's doing. | ||
| I don't want to pretend like he's plagiarizing Trump because it's important to use other | ||
| people's ideas. | ||
| That's kind of what humans do collaboratively. | ||
| So you kind of want to encourage it. | ||
| You sound like you're talking to your teacher after they caught you copy pasting Wikipedia. | ||
| I don't want, in the future, someone to be like, hey, plagiarist, because I was, like, using a great idea from the past. | ||
| Yeah, but this is a little bit different. | ||
| This is a Make America Great Again idea that he stole from the former president of the United States, who he called a Nazi. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It's the name-calling. | ||
| Immigrants, man. | ||
| The name-calling towards Republicans who had the same ideas is what's upset. | ||
| So they're gonna literally do the same thing. | ||
| They're gonna be like, we need to protect our border because it's important for X, Y, Z. Except for some reason when they do it, it won't be racist. | ||
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X, Y, Z? | |
| But when we do it, it'll be super racist. | ||
| X, Y, Z. Because of X, Y, Z, Lydia, alright? | ||
| What is Z? | ||
| Is that sad? | ||
| That's what you're upset about. | ||
| Is that sad? | ||
| That's what you're upset about. | ||
| Is that sad? | ||
| That's what you're upset about. | ||
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Is that sad? | |
| the things they do. | ||
| We have the superior English language, right? | ||
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I would, yeah, I mean it was the original English language. | |
| There we go. | ||
| Canadians? | ||
| You know they say that. | ||
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You guys are talking about America. | |
| You guys did bastardize. | ||
| Oh yeah, they spoke English like this? | ||
| No, no. | ||
| No, we don't. | ||
| When English first came around, they spoke it like this? | ||
| Is this the original English, eh? | ||
| Yeah, that's the original, yeah. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| I remember reading Shakespeare. | ||
| It's written just like this, eh? | ||
| The original English, of course. | ||
| Romeo, what are you doing up there, Romeo? | ||
| They actually say that. | ||
| If you don't mind. | ||
| I'm hungry down here. | ||
| Let me in, sir. | ||
| That wasn't the right action there. | ||
| If you called a rose anything else, would it smell much different there, eh? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| We got Kim Reynolds, who's gonna be giving the Republican response, but I don't know what the official link is just yet. | ||
| We're looking for that. | ||
| So, there's like a CNN one, but I don't want to use CNN. | ||
| No, CNN's gonna be like, Joe Biden presents bold, interesting new ideas that we never heard before. | ||
| Maybe we can give a little response, because I think we're more effective right now with the five of us sitting around than any news anchor. | ||
| Let's do this. | ||
| We'll do our response to, obviously we played the game, we had some drinks, Lauren had more than anyone else. | ||
| Yeah, Lauren wins. | ||
| Biden made perfect sense, you guys. | ||
| Oh my gosh, too much beer. | ||
| Way too much alcohol. | ||
| I understand. | ||
| Head over to TimCast.com if you haven't already. | ||
| Become a member if you want to support our work. | ||
| We greatly appreciate your support, keeping our journalists employed. | ||
| You can follow the show at TimCast.rl. | ||
| You can follow me at TimCast. | ||
| We'll do our assessment of the State of the Union. | ||
| Obviously, we're commenting during it, but do you guys want to shout anything out as we move into that portion? | ||
| That Biden wants to end cancer? | ||
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I think he did better than anyone could have possibly expected Joe Biden to do. | |
| I think he got a shot of epinephrine beforehand. | ||
| There's no way. | ||
| Why isn't he like this every day? | ||
| What was the difference? | ||
| Why can he not do this at any regular press conference? | ||
| I've never seen Joe Biden look like this or act like this, maybe from speeches from a long time ago when he was a young senator, but not recently. | ||
| Well, we have a super chat here from Keith. | ||
| He says, Hey Tim, I chose to watch the IRL show over Crowder's coverage of the State of the Union. | ||
| And then what does it say? | ||
| State of the Union address. | ||
| Roll the 100-sided die, then talk about the Federal Reserve. | ||
| So I'll roll that and wherever it lands, someone can read what it says. | ||
| It's basically a ball. | ||
| So what do we get? | ||
| I rolled a 100! | ||
| No way, he actually did. | ||
| I rolled a 100. | ||
| It's not a coincidence, by the way. | ||
| Can you zoom in on it or something? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, nobody touch it. | ||
| I legit, legit rolled a 100. | ||
| Lauren, don't touch it. | ||
| Hands off the table. | ||
| Put the sword down. | ||
| You've had a little too much. | ||
| Well, we don't have laser pointers. | ||
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He wants you to quit drinking so that you'll go pick him up more. | |
| No, look, Crowder's awesome. | ||
| I'd love to pour him in right now. | ||
| I think people should watch Steven Crowder, too. | ||
| Yeah, he's great. | ||
| Thanks for watching our show. | ||
| But I read this one specifically because Biden said, confirm my Federal Reserve. | ||
| Didn't he say that? | ||
| Confirm. | ||
| If he did, it was while we were talking. | ||
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I didn't hear it. | |
| No, he did. | ||
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You yelled. | |
| Yeah, Ian, you got mad. | ||
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His nominees, yeah. | |
| Oh, I thought that was a Supreme Court nominee. | ||
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No. | |
| Can that thing zoom in on it? | ||
| No, he said Federal Reserve. | ||
| He did say Federal Reserve nominees. | ||
| Let me see if I can find it. | ||
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Approval, man! | |
| Where's it going? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's going up to the ceiling. | ||
| So he's all about fixing the economy and then giving the Federal Reserve power? | ||
| Look, I'm going to say this. | ||
| So you are correct that this is basically the best we have seen Biden throughout his entire presidency. | ||
| But that is unbelievably depressing. | ||
| The fact that he was slurring the entire time and that's the best he can do is really concerning. | ||
| The slurring was bad, but my favorite moment was when he was like, we've chosen a Supreme Court nominee who's gotten the endorsement of the Fraternal Order of the Police! | ||
| And she knows the law! | ||
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So we're going to secure the borders and protect our country from illegal immigration! | |
| And I'm like, wait, what? | ||
| Listen, he's just got so many things he's fixing at once with his magic powers that he's just got to keep moving, Tim. | ||
| I know it's too high level for you because you haven't had enough beers. | ||
| Can we zoom in? | ||
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You can see it. | |
| It says 100. | ||
| I rolled a 100. | ||
| Good job, Tim. | ||
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It was a group effort. | |
| You can see it. It says it says 100. I rolled a 100. Good job. It was a group effort. Tim's | ||
| the front runner, the front man. | ||
| I rolled it. | ||
| Somebody said that this was like a campaign speech. | ||
| I think it might have been you, Seamus. | ||
| No, no, Super Chatters. | ||
| Several of them have said it. | ||
| How astute. | ||
| It sounded like a bunch of, like, what I'm going to do in the future, not a state of the current state of the union. | ||
| Whereas, like, what's our deficit? | ||
| Uh, how much money did we lose over the last? | ||
| How much money did we get back? | ||
| How many jobs did we lose? | ||
| How many did we get back? | ||
| What kind of, what are the jobs reports of the, you know, areas of types of jobs? | ||
| One exception, but to your point, it was nonsense. | ||
| He was claiming that we added, what, 9 million jobs? | ||
| He said that we cut the deficit by a trillion dollars. | ||
| Now I'm wondering, did we raise the deficit by a trillion and then just scale it back a trillion? | ||
| He said that at about 9.43. | ||
| I timestamped a lot of this stuff. | ||
| I'm gonna go back and rewatch a lot of it. | ||
| I gotta be honest, a lot of it was very generic. | ||
| And so a lot of it was like, I don't even know how do you respond to something that's just like the styrofoam of political comments. | ||
| Then a lot of it was surprisingly Trumpian. | ||
| Yeah, right-wing Trumpian. | ||
| He said, I'm a capitalist! | ||
| But you gotta have competition! | ||
| I'm like, well, duh. | ||
| What do you think capitalism is? | ||
| You're talking about like, otherwise it's communism. | ||
| You know what capitalists are always saying? | ||
| Competition's bad. | ||
| That's right! | ||
| We want the state to determine who should be in charge of manufacturing something because we don't like competition. | ||
| I want to get away from saying he sounded like Trump because I think Trump was actually saying, had some common sense. | ||
| And it's not like it's because it was Trump. | ||
| It was just common sense stuff to do. | ||
| You protect your borders. | ||
| You want to build your machines at home so that if a war erupts, you can still build your machines. | ||
| So it's a good thing that they're both at some point in their presidency focusing on these things. | ||
| And maybe this will be like the bipartisan push we need. | ||
| M says, can we clip Seamus's speech about cancer and have it go viral? | ||
| You may, in fact, clip Seamus's speech. | ||
| You do as you wish. | ||
| I am officially stating that if you clip the speech of Seamus, I have no, you can share it, just post whatever you want. | ||
| Yeah, I want it everywhere. | ||
| By all means, share and promote. | ||
| Cody says, Marjorie Taylor Greene getting trash talk on NBC. | ||
| Yeah, you know, the thing is about like NBC and the corporate press and the establishment activists, I view them as like a totally different country. | ||
| America. | ||
| Right. | ||
| If people in France were talking bad about me, I'd be like, I don't know why I would care about what the people of | ||
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| France say about me. | ||
| I don't trade in their currency or talk to them or know much about them, | ||
| so by all means, say whatever you want. | ||
| So for NBC to say this stuff, I'm like, yeah, whatever, man. | ||
| What about Canadians? | ||
| Look, the people who vote for Marjorie Taylor Greene are the people who already don't believe the corporate lies | ||
| and the corporate press. | ||
| So who cares if they keep lying about her? | ||
| Is it going to convince her voters not to vote for her? | ||
| I really doubt it. | ||
| Yeah, if you get a foreign complaint about something you said that was wrong, then it's like, yeah, okay, acknowledge that you did it wrong and then make it good. | ||
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But if they're just complaining about your behavior... Speaking of foreign countries, we should talk about what he mentioned about Taiwan when he pointed out... | |
| Well, a lot of superchatters pointed out that when he was saying, we're going to build these plants to produce the chips, what he was really saying to those who pay attention is, we are going to lose Taiwan. | ||
| Buckle up. | ||
| We will not be able to defend our allies in Southeast Asia. | ||
| China's going to move in. | ||
| We can't stop Russia. | ||
| He was just basically, look, what did he do? | ||
| This past year, what has he said? | ||
| Like, I enacted a policy that did this, and because of it, we did this. | ||
| Or was he like, I'm going to do things, trust me. | ||
| We're going to start this initiative. | ||
| We're going to build that. | ||
| We're going to do this. | ||
| We're going to do that. | ||
| I mean, the reality is he can take credit for some things that kind of went away. | ||
| I love how he's like trying to take credit, congratulating himself. | ||
| You know, he's like, look what we did on COVID. | ||
| It's like, well, there's the one thing he's claiming he did. | ||
| Deaths were worse in 2021 than they were in 2020 under Trump. | ||
| The vaccine was produced, Operation Warp Speed, under Donald Trump. | ||
| What does Joe Biden have to claim credit for other than an increased rate of death? | ||
| Now, I'll tell you this. | ||
| If he has the nerve to come out and tell everybody that he's accomplished this, he's going to tell everybody the vaccines provide protection. | ||
| That was Trump. | ||
| Trump's Operation Warp Speed did that. | ||
| He inherited this program and then had more deaths. | ||
| Now, how does that make sense unless Joe Biden was an abject failure? | ||
| Well, possibly COVID was just getting worse. | ||
| It was building up until, you know, six months ago or something. | ||
| Possibly the reaction to COVID caused more damage. | ||
| Like the harder the lockdown, more depression, suicide, more people breathing recirculated air. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| We're talking about COVID deaths. | ||
| We're higher. | ||
| I'm not talking about peripheral. | ||
| So the issue I'm saying is, if we're gonna operate, we're operating completely on the establishment narrative, okay? | ||
| Biden comes out and says, we accomplished this. | ||
| So imagine it this way. | ||
| You've got a certain number of COVID deaths. | ||
| Donald Trump says, we're going to roll this thing out. | ||
| It's going to be fantastic. | ||
| It's going to work. | ||
| It's going to make everything better. | ||
| Biden, I am giving you the tools to save everyone's lives, to make this better. | ||
| And he goes, Alright, Jack eats his ice cream cone, and then everything got worse. | ||
| It could have been that Omicron is more transmissible, so more people have COVID in their system when they die from a motorcycle accident, and so they're being counted higher. | ||
| I am saying, we are not operating off of speculation. | ||
| But if we operate off of the establishment narrative, Biden was handed the tools to solve this and screwed it up. | ||
| Anything else you want to talk about speculation is fine. | ||
| What I'm saying is, based on what he is saying, what he believes, what the corporate press has told us over and over again, Donald Trump gave him the tools and everything got worse. | ||
| It's Biden's fault, period. | ||
| That's their worldview. | ||
| Anything you want to say about I guess they'll argue that COVID was just getting more deadly. | ||
| it incorrectly. Well, that's not what the narrative is from them. It's the CDC that | ||
| came out and said there's more deaths. I guess they'll argue that it COVID was just getting | ||
| more deadly over. It was surging a deadly surge. Their narrative is that it was becoming | ||
| more transmissible and less deadly according to their own air. | ||
| The only thing I can see then is based off of what they have told us, Joe Biden made everything worse. | ||
| His administration. | ||
| It's not just him. | ||
| And it's the deep state, the administrative state around him. | ||
| That's not even part of it. | ||
| I mean, it's not even part of his administration. | ||
| They've just been there for 40 years. | ||
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He said that the state of the union was strong. | |
| He said that things are going great. | ||
| Things are going great. | ||
| Oh, we did. | ||
| I missed that part. | ||
| So great that, like, we're gonna go cure cancer. | ||
| But on top of that, you know, there were so many empty promises. | ||
| I'm starting to think that the Russians will end up getting the hearts and minds of the Iranian people. | ||
| The Russians? | ||
| I believe it was the Uranian people. | ||
| Oh, the Uranian people. | ||
| I heard Iranian. | ||
| Oh, hey, can I jump in here? | ||
| So that was Lauren Bovert. | ||
| Good for her! | ||
| Withdrawing was good. | ||
| The way he did it was bad. | ||
| from Biden withdrawing from Afghanistan. | ||
| So that was bogey. | ||
| I'm glad she was there. | ||
| That was a surrender in Afghanistan. | ||
| He's botched. | ||
| He surrendered to the Taliban. | ||
| He surrendered. | ||
| The US military surrendered a war that they were winning. | ||
| Withdrawing was good. | ||
| The way he did it was bad. | ||
| It was a surrender and then a rally. | ||
| And I firmly believe if it was Donald Trump, it would have not gone down that way. | ||
| You would have stayed there and then got out slow. | ||
| Trump negotiated for us to leave prior to the time when Biden ended up leaving, but I believe he would have done a much better job. | ||
| Trump would have got to the withdrawal date and pushed it back if we weren't ready. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But I think it's simple as this. | ||
| Trump would not have abandoned Bagram Air Force Base. | ||
| Not until the operation was done. | ||
| That's the most insane thing. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| You don't let it go. | ||
| Well, it's part of getting out. | ||
| No, they didn't even tell the Afghan national, the Afghani national security forces that they were leaving. | ||
| Under Biden, they left in the middle of the night and told no one until looters came and started ransacking the buildings. | ||
| And then the Afghani army was like, they did this, it was intentional almost, like they just buckled up left. | ||
| Under Trump, that wouldn't have happened. | ||
| Trump would have been like, look, Trump's the kind of guy who's not going to let that go down on his watch because it affects his name. | ||
| And brand for him is so much. | ||
| I've just been scrolling Twitter here for a minute. | ||
| Who was it here that said that this isn't going to win him any votes, it's just going to lose him the far left? | ||
| Yeah, it's going to lose him the far left and it's not going to make any conservatives vote. | ||
| So Vosh and Hassan didn't comment at all. | ||
| Hassan just said that if someone has COVID in the room, Joe Biden's going to drop dead. | ||
| And then I've seen Anna Kasparian come out and tweet, Biden doesn't get to break about his agenda when he doesn't fight for it and has no plan to get it passed. | ||
| Build back better is dead. | ||
| It's going nowhere. | ||
| Sorry, State of the Union. | ||
| That's the unity I was looking for. | ||
| The leftists hated this speech. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| They're not alone. | ||
| I mean, I don't even think of myself as a rightist or whatever, but leftist, centrist, I don't even, this stupid directional function. | ||
| Come on, it's a three-dimensional reality. | ||
| Yeah, but this is 100% a campaign speech. | ||
| This was not a State of the Union speech. | ||
| No one bought that. | ||
| Because what is he supposed to flex on? | ||
| What are the accomplishments he's supposed to show? | ||
| He campaigned on COVID because he really thought that he would be able to use Trump's vaccine to make this all go away. | ||
| He really thought it would work. | ||
| Like, he had great confidence in what Trump had done. | ||
| Did not pan out that way and that's the reason he's not talked about it like at all over the course of his speech. | ||
| I was. | ||
| It was very refreshing to me to hear less of the partisanship he has pushed so hard. | ||
| I think he's noticing that it's really not playing well with people. | ||
| Dude, this is an opportunity for Anna to come on the show. | ||
| There's been back and forth with the Young Turks and Tim Kast from a distance. | ||
| I want to hang out. | ||
| Dude, this was crap, Anna. | ||
| I know. | ||
| It was crap. | ||
| I love Anna Kasparian. | ||
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I love her. | |
| I love Anna Kasparian. | ||
| I've seen her so many times come out and correct herself. | ||
| Like on Kyle Rittenhouse, she actually corrected herself. | ||
| That's right, she did. | ||
| And I've seen her come out and call out Cenk and stuff whenever she sees things. | ||
| That's good. | ||
| She is obviously left-wing. | ||
| She's obviously progressive, but she does have these moments where I'm like, there's something in her that's like not fully NPC at all. | ||
| Well, I only remember that she's better than me and that really sticks with me. | ||
| And I really like that. | ||
| Well, she didn't correct that because she didn't have to. | ||
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Yeah, right. | |
| Exactly. | ||
| I mean, that's fair. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Anna, date me. | ||
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Oh, wow. | |
| Okay. | ||
| And I love you. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| I would love that. | ||
| I would love that Ann on the show and talk about this state of the union and what the desperation, desperate times we're in and maybe how we can come together as a country and a world and fix. | ||
| I wonder. | ||
| But I'm not saying it couldn't be an interesting or productive discussion or occurred, but if it occurred, but I would say that the issues that you took with the speech and those which she took with the speech are probably very different. | ||
| I don't know if you'd be unified. | ||
| I think Biden is bad. | ||
| Yeah, for sure. | ||
| We're saying, I think you guys would agree Biden is bad, but for The speech was bad. | ||
| It felt like a campaign speech. | ||
| I didn't get it. | ||
| I don't know what the State of the Union is now. | ||
| I still don't know. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So here's the thing. | ||
| It was a campaign speech, but you didn't have an option. | ||
| Like if you're looking at like, okay, we're just going to try to have the most successful politically speech we can. | ||
| We can't focus on what the state of things actually are. | ||
| We have to try to do a State of the Union speech without talking about the State of the Union. | ||
| And that's what they did. | ||
| That was the best option they could have taken. | ||
| This is what we were talking about yesterday. | ||
| Is it ethical to lie? | ||
| Tell a lie, like in this situation, to give people hope? | ||
| They don't care if it's ethical, though. | ||
| It was his administration's speechwriter. | ||
| They all worked together and they're like, there's no way we can talk about the State of the Union. | ||
| The reason I would argue it's wrong to tell a lie to give people hope is because then you give them a false hope when they could be pursuing the truth and finding a real way out of the predicament that they're in. | ||
| I do find it kind of hilarious because, generally speaking, when the country is not in good shape, presidents have just sort of tried to gaslight the American people about the kind of shape it is in, and pull phony statistics out, and try to warp the numbers to make it seem like things are better than they are. | ||
| But it's so clearly horrifically bad that he knew he couldn't get away with it, or his handlers knew he couldn't get away with that, so they just ended up having to say, Well, it will be better, guys. | ||
| Next year. | ||
| Come back next year. | ||
| The State of the... Look, I can't tell you about the State of the Union right now, but next year is going to be a good one. | ||
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Oh boy. | |
| The question is, will a speech of promises affect his polling? | ||
| If it does, because he's trying to create a feel-good movement, will that benefit Democrats in the midterms? | ||
| I guess we're about to find out. | ||
| It's a good question. | ||
| I mean, I don't know. | ||
| I think Maybe I'm giving... I don't know if this is too optimistic, but I think a lot of people are going to watch that and they're going to notice what we did, which is that he didn't really say anything positive about the state of the country. | ||
| There wasn't anything he could take credit for. | ||
| He just made a bunch of promises, which were equally as empty as those he made on the campaign trail. | ||
| He didn't really say anything negative about the state of the country either. | ||
| He didn't really talk about the state of the country. | ||
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Exactly. | |
| But he's still going to come out on a win. | ||
| Because if he came out and was honest and was like, listen, inflation is a mess. | ||
| We've got war in the world. | ||
| We're more divided than ever. | ||
| Bam! | ||
| 100% lose. | ||
| No, and he just talks about promises. He's like, I'm not necessarily lying. Listen, listen, it's like that abusive | ||
| boyfriend. Yes I'm not I'm talking about what I'm gonna got you flowers. I | ||
| got you flowers, baby this time Um, so he's gonna win some people over with that and not | ||
| just have that 100% loss So what's smart like you can't deny that this was the | ||
| smartest best. So here's what I'll say I agree with you that he basically had to make promises and in some ways he gave the speech he had to make. | ||
| However, what fascinates me is that he was willing to say things like, we need to secure the border. | ||
| So interesting. | ||
| That to me is something that is going to lose him a lot of left-wing voters. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Because the media just spent his entire presidency telling us that there is no problem at the border and gaslighting the American people into believing you are a racist xenophobe who hates Hispanic people if you think there's an issue. | ||
| So his followers are going to hear that and go, oh wow, or at least the ones who drank the Kool-Aid are going to hear that and go, oh no, Joe Biden's a big bad racist just like Trump. | ||
| I knew I shouldn't have voted for him and I'm not going to come out for him again. | ||
| What conservative, moderate, post-liberal, or politically homeless person is going to hear Joe Biden say that and think, wow, I guess he's finally turned around, taken the right path, and now I have faith that if I vote for him, he'll do the right thing on the border. | ||
| Zero. | ||
| How many of them will be like, well, I'll try voting for Trump, I suppose, because he tried building the wall. | ||
| It does not instill confidence in the American people to deliver a speech two years into your presidency which contradicts everything that you said would be good for the nation on the campaign trail. | ||
| Why do that kind of 180 unless you have been terrible? | ||
| I got some time stamps of some words that he said possibly wrong. | ||
| At 9.15 he said, when he was about to say conflict, he said clown ficked. | ||
| At 9.20 he was saying Ukrainian. | ||
| It sounded like he said Uranian. | ||
| People think maybe he said Iranian. | ||
| He said Iranian. | ||
| He said that the Russians will not win the hearts and minds of the Iranian people. | ||
| In fact, checkers are going to come out and say, it is true, there is no reason to believe that Russia will win the hearts and minds of the Iranian people. | ||
| At 926 he said infects when he meant to say effects. | ||
| He said degree instead of agree. | ||
| Oh, I didn't hear that one. | ||
| At 928 he said loving instead of level. | ||
| And at 934 he said e-mon- e-monarchy. | ||
| What the hell? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Something about the economy he blew up. | ||
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Oh, no, no, no. | |
| You said a-comany. | ||
| A-comany. | ||
| Yeah, he said a-comany. | ||
|
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Was there anyone that was just one away with tripping? | |
| Well, I'm noting here that it says trips. | ||
| in a common economy here. | ||
|
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Is there anyone that was just one away with tripping? | |
| No, I said tripping. | ||
| Were you? | ||
|
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Would you? | |
| Well, I'm noting here that it says trips. | ||
| It doesn't say Joe Biden trips. | ||
| I like was he on mushrooms? | ||
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Oh, I've been tripping. | |
| I guess I did win then. | ||
|
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Outside of Joe Biden tripping, Nancy Pelosi tripped. | |
| Did she? | ||
| Yes, and there's a video of her tripping at 10.02 o'clock. | ||
| Hold on, hold on, everyone, I hate to be a party pooper, but the reality is, I see very well drafted, decently cartooned caricatures of Joe Biden on this bingo card, not Nancy Pelosi. | ||
| Everybody, it counts to drink. | ||
| Okay. | ||
|
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Come on! | |
| Bingo. | ||
| Who got bingo? | ||
| I get to drink. | ||
| Ian got bingo. | ||
| Ian's a genius. | ||
| Of course Ian wins on trips. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I know, right? | ||
| Did you really get it, Ian? | ||
| I did. | ||
| I got five in a row. | ||
| I got play orgerizes, play goerizes, trips. | ||
| All right. | ||
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Hold on. | |
| Wait, wait, wait. | ||
| Let's go one by one and explain exactly how you won and what each means. | ||
| Wait, Ian won? | ||
| Yeah, trips connected me. | ||
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I'll show the video of the tripping. | |
| I'll start from the top. | ||
| Well, yeah, I'll see if I can pull it up on Twitter or something. | ||
|
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It's Elijah Schaefer just tweeted it. | |
| Beautiful. | ||
| Perfect. | ||
| Thank you, Elijah. | ||
| You won me a sip of beer. | ||
| Rude. | ||
| I love you, man. | ||
| Elijah's an absolute gangster. | ||
| What a gorgeous human being. | ||
| I love that guy. | ||
| All right, let's see what we got. | ||
|
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How far down is it? | |
| 22 minutes ago. | ||
| Yeah, that one. | ||
| Oh, wait, is that? | ||
| Wait, watch that, Nancy. | ||
| Wait, we got it. | ||
| We got it. | ||
| Honestly, this is ridiculous. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| Pelosi is going to fall. | ||
| Just fell forward. | ||
| No, she's probably wearing high heels. | ||
| Yeah, bro, she was playing the game with us. | ||
| Yeah, right. | ||
| She's always playing the game. | ||
|
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Oh, there it is! | |
| That was quite the stumble. | ||
| I think it counts. | ||
| I think for the sake of having a winner, it counts. | ||
| I'm not going to argue it. | ||
| All right, so the first thing I was plagiarizing. | ||
| I think we agreed he was plagiarizing Trump. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Arguably, I don't like that terminology actually, so. | ||
| No, that's legit. | ||
| I like to think that he's using Trump's ideas, but not necessarily. | ||
| As Seamus brought up, it was the opposite of what he was campaigning on before when he was like, you know, decriminalize border crossings. | ||
| He campaigned on that. | ||
| He's known plagiarist. | ||
| He's like, we need to secure the border. | ||
| We got to figure out who's flying these people around the country, man. | ||
|
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What's that? | |
| If it wasn't plagiarism, he would have acknowledged the fact that he was wrong previously and that his ideas came from Donald Trump. | ||
| And he would have said the previous president installed some great things that we're now taking credit. | ||
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He lied about. | |
| Okay, so yes, play dresses. | ||
| The next one is trips. | ||
| This is hysterical because for weeks, months, we've been seeing left-wingers and celebrities come out with takes that conservatives and center-right people and people in the middle have been coming out with for literally two years at this point, now that they're safe. | ||
| And it's gotten to the point where we are literally watching Joe Biden deliver a State of the Union where he is regurgitating Trump's talking points. | ||
| So, if you're a left-winger who wants to know what opinions your leaders are going to espouse in two years, watch our show. | ||
| We got Elijah Green real quick. | ||
| He says, gas prices this summer will speak louder than any promise. | ||
| Man, I just bought a $40 Razor, and it was $53. | ||
| It was $40 a year and a half ago. | ||
| It's $53, so that's a 30% increase in two years. | ||
| It's bad, man. | ||
| I went to the store recently, went to the liquor store to pick up booze for the studio, and I couldn't buy it. | ||
| Yikes! | ||
| The prices have gone up. | ||
| You couldn't buy it? | ||
| Homesteading is the future. | ||
| We like to have some of the good stuff. | ||
| Some of the good whiskey. | ||
| And some of the stuff I buy can be... Well, I'll just say, because we talked about it before, we had Pappy. | ||
| The cost of Pappy has gone up substantially. | ||
| We can't get it anymore. | ||
| It's like, man... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Which is terrifying because the history of war is basically unifying the food so that your population has a bunch of different types of foods. | ||
| I wanted to argue that racists by accident absolutely happen. | ||
| Okay, so explain. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| So at the beginning, I can't remember if it was Tim or Seamus that said, we need to judge Biden by the standard he would judge us. | ||
| Yeah, it was me. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Yeah, so it was Seamus. | ||
| So he repeatedly, when he talked about the Ukrainian people, he said their nation is their homeland, they are a proud people, they have an iron will, their hearts and souls. | ||
| Every single one of these pieces would be considered dog whistles by the SPLC, the way he spoke about the Ukrainians. | ||
| I can't believe when Biden went out there and said it wasn't soil, I thought. | ||
| And the Azov battalion. | ||
| Everything he talked about, that they have a right to defend their homeland. | ||
| He literally used the word their homeland He would 1000% be called a racist. | ||
| If he's judging by his own standards. | ||
| Ukrainians aren't a race. | ||
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He's being nationalist. | |
| No one cares. | ||
| He's not being racist to Ukrainians. | ||
| He's being a white supremacist. | ||
| By saying that a nation of white traditionalist Europeans fight for their homeland with an iron will are all far right dog whistles. | ||
| The S.P.L.C. | ||
| would be like, if it was Trump, they'd be like, look at all the white supremacist rhetoric that came out. | ||
| He's a racist. | ||
| Trump could never say that. | ||
| Never in a million years. | ||
| No, but just seriously, imagine Donald Trump saying, the people of Ukraine are strong, proud people fighting for their homeland with an iron will. | ||
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Yes! | |
| They'd be like, whoa! | ||
| I don't know, I'm the kind of guy who's like, a swastika, just because you see a swastika doesn't mean it indicates Nazism or racism. | ||
| Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian Or Lauren wins, rather. | ||
| Did I win you, Lauren? | ||
| That's right. | ||
| We all win, because we all take a drink. | ||
| We all take a drink. | ||
| I'll read off the rest of mine, then Lauren, you can tell me yours. | ||
| So, the free space. | ||
| Then I forgot what he's saying. | ||
| I think that happened. | ||
| Yeah, that did happen. | ||
| And then the final was whispers. | ||
| That's why I could be like, is he whispering? | ||
| Is he whispering? | ||
| So, after tripping, there's Nancy Pelosi. | ||
| There's the free space, forgets what he's saying, and then whispers. | ||
| So the forgets what he was saying, there was a period where for about five seconds, he just kept stuttering and stammering. | ||
|
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I wish we could replay that. | |
| Can we replay that? | ||
| Can you find that? | ||
| Do you have a timestamp on that? | ||
| No, not for those. | ||
| Not for the Xs. | ||
| Because you started screaming. | ||
| I was so happy. | ||
| Can't believe it actually I know I know cuz he had a prompter. | ||
| I was like, there's no way he'll he'll forget And he did he would he messed something up and then you | ||
| could tell in a few seconds He was thinking about what he messed up and he messed up | ||
| more truth be told He probably never knew what he was saying in the first | ||
| place He was just reading the prompter and the prompter probably | ||
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jammed up and so he was like Hope the thing jammed up. I hope that's what it was. What | |
| was your last one? What's all whispers? That's right He whispered a couple times | ||
| It's like an appeal So, what is this tweet we have from black lives matter | ||
| It says, POV, listening to Biden declare the answer is not to defund the police, it's to fund the police. | ||
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And Maxine Waters just looks totally, totally upset. | |
| Oh, did they really? | ||
| Oh, only people who follow Black Lives Matter can respond. | ||
| Or people who they follow. | ||
| So listen, listen, Joe Biden, we thought he was going to do news speak like Latinx. | ||
| He went the other way. | ||
| He said, fund the police. | ||
| He said, iron will, homeland, I'm a capitalist, secure the border. | ||
| It was actually, it was more, it was more Trumpian in a lot of ways. | ||
| That's actually very promising. | ||
| Whoever's writing his speeches, whatever this administration is, has caught on to something. | ||
| It's cynical. | ||
| No, it's cynical because they're, they're waiting for the red wave. | ||
| I mean, it's better than him being up there and being a racist BLM. | ||
| Like, we got to get everyone pink banners and transgender everyone's house. | ||
| And like, you're like, I don't understand. | ||
| Cause he's still going to end up doing that stuff. | ||
| But he didn't. | ||
| At least he didn't. | ||
| Do you believe him? | ||
| I don't believe a lot. | ||
| I felt like he was just reading, reading talking points, but at least he wasn't espousing racism. | ||
| It's like, there's a guy who keeps taking a dump on your lawn, and then one day, he's like- He doesn't? | ||
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He's like- I don't use toilets, man! | |
| No, no, and then he comes to your house, and he's like, if you vote for me, I'll make sure no one takes a dump on your lawn. | ||
| It's like, bro, that's- it's you! | ||
| Oh, Biden got me? | ||
| You did it! | ||
| He was a dumper? | ||
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Why would I vote for you when you're the one- Oh, he's like, I don't know what's been doing that, man. | |
| When Biden says, we're gonna secure the border, it's like, yo, the border's insecure because of you! | ||
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Because of you! | |
| I'm not gonna vote for the guy who's making the problem. | ||
| So you can come to me and say whatever you want, dude. | ||
| It's like, bro, I have you on camera pooping on my lawn. | ||
| Right, exactly. | ||
| I can smell the poop. | ||
|
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He's like, no, man. | |
| No, it's not me. | ||
|
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I zoned out for like two minutes there, and then I came back. | |
| You'll be able to re-watch it later. | ||
| We have the best analogies. | ||
| We do. | ||
| We have the best analogies. | ||
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It's hot. | |
| It's cool. | ||
| It's the greatest, the greatest, the greatest analogy. | ||
| No boo would yeah, I think it was a bad speech could have been worse. | ||
| So at least it was it was good in some ways But I don't believe him. | ||
| No, I mean when when Lauren screamed based at securing the border Although it'd be great if we could secure the but what does that even mean he doesn't explain what he meant It hasn't never happened before so how's he gonna do it? | ||
| Yeah, no, it's like you know that thing that I said we have new technologies to do for you know | ||
| So I I signed up for truth social. Thank you, buddy. How's that going? It's just I gotta be honest | ||
| Right now the way they're rolling it out useless It was crazy when Biden announced his new social media company. | ||
| Here's the annoying thing, right? | ||
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First, when Biden's like, okay, we gotta fight back against big tech censorship. | |
| It's called Lies Social. | ||
|
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Lies.social. | |
| So I signed up for Truth Social, which is Trump's thing. | ||
|
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Mostly true. | |
| And I'm like number 422,000 on the wait list. | ||
| Oh, wow, it just keeps getting bigger. | ||
| But, of course, you know, they reached out and said, we'll get you on. | ||
| We would like to get you an account and all that. | ||
| I'm like, sure. | ||
| But I had to sign up using, like, some random, like, I couldn't actually sign up as Timcast. | ||
| And I'm like, I'm not interested in creating some other account. | ||
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No. | |
| And then reaching out and being like, please give me an account with my actual username. | ||
| So then, like, after, like, three days of trying to figure it out and getting these links that weren't working, I finally get logged in because they jumped me in front of the line to log me in. | ||
| But I have some account that's not even at Timcast. | ||
| And I'm like, dude, Look, maybe in a month when it's activated for everyone and I can actually have my username, like, I'll use it for the time being. | ||
|
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It feels very sloppy. | |
| Yeah, it feels very sloppy. | ||
| Like the rollout, they had masked it on code and didn't give the software code that they were using in the very beginning, which is illegal. | ||
| What are we talking about? | ||
| Truth.social, Trump's new social network. | ||
| Biden's new social media network that he's launching. | ||
| Yeah, Biden's friend's new social network. | ||
| Can you imagine if Biden at this, you know, during the State of the Union, he was like, And censorship. | ||
| It's a big problem. | ||
| So I'm launching Biden.social. | ||
| We're gonna make our own network. | ||
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They banned me from Twitter, man. | |
| Why'd they do that for? | ||
| I'll make sure you don't get banned. | ||
| Someone super chatted. | ||
| Did anyone else notice he was getting oranger the longer he spoke? | ||
| No, I didn't. | ||
| That's awesome. | ||
| Yeah, Truth.That.Social worried me from the beginning when they used free software code and didn't show the code, which is a violation of the terms of service. | ||
| There's a serious problem with there being a conservative grift of just creating the conservative version of anything. | ||
| Like, oh, you've got Twitter, I'm going to create a conservative version of Twitter. | ||
| Oh, you've got anything. | ||
| And Alt-Tech needs to actually make their own stuff. | ||
| And there are a few that do it. | ||
| Lydia, you only needed Come On Man? | ||
| I needed Man. | ||
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Yes! | |
| Did he say Trump? | ||
| So Elizabeth Carmella says, one more time just in case Lydia did win, he said, come | ||
| on man, right after he talks about securing the border, rewind and see. | ||
| We were laughing. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| I believe it. | ||
| That's Lydia would have won. | ||
| Can someone, is there a clip we can pull up somewhere to verify? | ||
| Did Nancy Pelosi trip before that? | ||
|
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The stakes are high. | |
| They are indeed. | ||
| I will get a beer if this is true. | ||
| Well, we're going to assume she's being honest. | ||
| The stakes are high. | ||
| Everybody drank and Man is there. | ||
| Indeed, yes. | ||
| Wait, what are we drinking at? | ||
| I'm so wrong. | ||
| Man. | ||
| He said, come on, Man. | ||
| According to a super chat. | ||
| He said, I knew it. | ||
| I'm like, he had to have said Man once. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Even like, Hugh Man. | ||
| Does that count? | ||
| I still, ugh. | ||
| Man. | ||
| So, I think, if we're going on the truest sense of things, Lydia wins, because we did the Nancy Pelosi tripping. | ||
| I wonder if Nancy tripped before he said, come on now. | ||
| You're just like Biden. | ||
| You just want to give me a drug test. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no. | ||
| Seamus, it's like the American League and the National League. | ||
| Like, there's certain rules in the American League and certain rules in the National League. | ||
| And the National League is always better. | ||
| Whoever helps you sleep at night, man. | ||
| Debate team here, I'm gonna add one more. | ||
| Did he say LGBT or LGBTQS? | ||
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He did say QS. | |
| He did. | ||
| That's newspeak. | ||
| That is newspeak. | ||
| And then I win. | ||
| I win. | ||
| He said LGBTQS or plus. | ||
| He had a plus in there. | ||
|
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You're saying Hell is Cursing? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, then I win, too. | ||
| Yeah. Well then I went He's the president. | ||
| Wait, hold on. | ||
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He's the president. | |
| Everybody wins. | ||
| This feels like a trophy. | ||
| Did he get mad at a fake Republican? | ||
| Or say the word Trump? | ||
| Because then I win twice. | ||
| He did not say the word Trump. | ||
| I didn't hear it. | ||
| He didn't deem nice half the country like Democrats always do. | ||
| That's always their big fail. | ||
| Wasn't that nice of him? | ||
| He publicized the Republican talking points. | ||
| That's like a moment of silence. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| There wasn't one. | ||
| So we don't win. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Kian and I have the same cards. | ||
| Oh, yeah, that's brutal. | ||
| It's hard. | ||
| So what are you gonna do? | ||
| Flip a coin? | ||
| Roll a hundred-sided die? | ||
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No, we're not gonna count the ten seconds of silence. | |
| I needed inappropriate contact. | ||
| Shaking Nancy Pelosi's hand, I petitioned the courts. | ||
| No one should do it! | ||
|
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Not on TV! | |
| Did we have misinformation? | ||
| He didn't say the word. | ||
| It was to say the word. | ||
|
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And and and hugging this information did we did we didn't say the word it was to say the words, right? | |
| Right, right. Okay. I thought I thought he told a fake story to be honest. I could the problem is like we have to | ||
| later So we're going to come back with our bingo cards after we get a nice thorough fact check from Joe Biden. | ||
| Take a drink. | ||
| If we can determine if someone else won. | ||
| Just kidding. | ||
| Our democracy. | ||
| He didn't say that. | ||
| Honestly, we, I mean, we crossed a lot of these out. | ||
| A lot of these. | ||
| I have, hold on one, two, three. | ||
| He didn't, he didn't play the race card. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He turned it to Trump. | ||
| He didn't do it. | ||
| I mean, out of 25, I have 11 that aren't checked. | ||
| So more, yeah. | ||
| He did not get pulled off early, so I was very impressed. | ||
| He held up really well. | ||
| So what we were doing is we were trying to put fun ones in as well, but if we were trying to guess exactly things he would say, he would be very predictable, I think. | ||
| I'm actually embarrassed I didn't think to write look on there. | ||
| Those were unpredictable, but his general language, most of it, and then there were those spicy bits where you're like, Curing cancer. | ||
| I mean, he said he was going to, did he say he was going to cure, that we're going to cure cancer? | ||
| Did he actually say that? | ||
| They're starting an initiative to cure cancer. | ||
| The thing about cancer is that cancer treatment is an industry. | ||
| So there's a lot of resistance to stopping it from happening. | ||
| A lot of it's dietary. | ||
|
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On top of that, he did that, like he started talking about that right after talking about inflation, but like inflation hurts people needing to be treated by cancer. | |
| Like medical inflation is actually a thing and it's a problem, especially in the United States where you guys don't, Have free health care. | ||
| And I'm not saying free health care is good because it's actually awful, but... What do you think about like a hybrid system? | ||
| Biden actually has a solution to medical inflation, which is to lower health care costs. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| He solved that. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| So he'll do that too. | ||
| You know what I just realized too? | ||
| There's some good stuff going on here. | ||
| It's not just about Biden. | ||
| Him embracing border security means those of us who, for instance, Lauren, you want to do a documentary on migration or borders, they're not going to ban you anymore. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Well, I don't know about that, man. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| I don't know if they're that consistent. | ||
| They're still, of course, there's risks. | ||
| I'm not saying it's absolute. | ||
| I'm saying they moved back a little bit because now, well, Biden said we have to do it. | ||
| And we really do or should. | ||
| Look, this is a little pedantic, but I actually think this is an important distinction. | ||
| He's not embracing border security. | ||
| He's embracing the talking point of border security. | ||
| He's not going to do it. | ||
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Guys, don't... | |
| Obama put some of the best border policies in place, and people don't realize this. | ||
| But Biden didn't for the first year and a half. | ||
| He was his vice president. | ||
| No, no, I'm saying as president, Biden hasn't. | ||
| Sure, sure, absolutely. | ||
| And it's been a lot of their language. | ||
| A lot of migrants have thought, oh, Biden's in power, and in his election, he said all these things were going to be let in. | ||
| But, you know, the southern border program that Obama put in, like, 2013-2014, that reduced, like, South American migrants from coming to America by 70%. | ||
| They were getting caught by Mexican police. | ||
| So they kind of outsourced it where they made the Mexican police do it and the Mexican border security, but it was very successful. | ||
| But Obama was the deporter-in-chief. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's what they say, but didn't they actually change- Jorge Ventura. | ||
| Ventura. | ||
| To be fair though, didn't they change the metrics for deportation under Obama's presidency? | ||
| It used to be that if you sent somebody back and then under Obama's administration, it was changed to stopping someone at the border and sending them back, counting as a deportation. | ||
| People say that, but I've never really, I don't know. | ||
| I've heard that, but I haven't seen evidence that that was a significant factor. | ||
| I think it's more so they actually genuinely believe that The border was an important factor, but they couldn't tell their base that. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| So they just made it so that, OK, Mexico, we're going to give you money and resources. | ||
| They literally set up, like, checkpoints across the Guatemalan border, like Obama did this, to look for South Americans coming across. | ||
| But, you know, no one cares about foreign news. | ||
| So they're like, Obama loves migrants. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| Some Canadians, they love foreign news. | ||
| We have the State of the Union response from Governor Kim Reynolds, but it's only like 10 minutes long. | ||
|
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Is it? | |
| Cool, want to play some? | ||
| Did it end? | ||
|
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That's like a script. | |
| She's reading a script. | ||
| That's the problem with reading a script. | ||
| What if someone talked to you in that tone in real life? | ||
| That's what Trump did when he got elected. | ||
| I was so disappointed. | ||
|
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He went on script. | |
| As a mom. | ||
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I literally said she's talking to me like a mom and then she started. | |
| We're now one year into his presidency, and instead of moving America forward, it feels like President Biden and his party have sent us back in time to the late 70s and early 80s. | ||
| I think I might win. | ||
| There's a Biden inappropriate touching moment. | ||
| I'll let you be the judge. | ||
| I think I might win. | ||
|
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Why? | |
| There's a Biden inappropriate touching moment. | ||
| No! | ||
|
unidentified
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No! | |
| Absolutely. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| Tim, I'll let you be the judge. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| Who did he inappropriately touch? | ||
| Oh yeah! | ||
| Absolutely! | ||
| Who is that woman? | ||
| My guess is... I'm gonna send you that to my DM. | ||
| Am I the only one who didn't win here? | ||
| My guess is either a nose and tail or a hand on the lower back. | ||
|
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I win! | |
| I win! | ||
| I win too! | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Whispers, starts late, trips, man, and uses fake words. | ||
|
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Wait, if we count whispers then I got it. | |
| We're gonna bring this up on screen. | ||
| I win as well. | ||
| She's probably drinking water playing bingo. | ||
| Okay, send. | ||
| You tweeted? | ||
| No, you can't send it to me because I don't have access. | ||
| We're not logged in. | ||
| I'll retweet it. | ||
| Alright, fine. | ||
| Who was it? | ||
| Oh no. | ||
| Retweet that. | ||
| I'm too drunk to figure this out. | ||
|
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Get Lauren another beer. | |
| We definitely have. | ||
| How do I open my notifications? | ||
| Okay, I found it. | ||
| Oh my gosh, wow. | ||
| Okay, I retweeted it. | ||
| Drink some water, ladies. | ||
| Alright, I believe it's fair to say we have inappropriate contact. | ||
|
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Yes! | |
| That sounds so bad. | ||
|
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Holy shit. | |
| It's a game, you know, like in Minecraft. | ||
| Whoa! | ||
| Who is that poor woman? | ||
|
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Oh, cool. | |
| Why does he do this? | ||
| He's making contact with her forehead. | ||
| But the thing is, like, it is the most bizarre, inappropriate contact you ever see. | ||
| That's not like the typical weird chauvinistic thing to do. | ||
| Everybody drags his forehead in this. | ||
| Do you want to touch foreheads? | ||
|
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No! | |
| It's so weird. | ||
| Stay away from me. | ||
| I'll shrink to that. | ||
| It's like, go in it. | ||
| Okay, so we all won. | ||
| We all won because we bent the rules a little bit to make sure we won. | ||
| That's not bending the rules. | ||
|
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This is a certified W. The State of the Union ended, nobody won, and then we just drink more. | |
| We just drink until everybody wins. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| I crossed them all off. | ||
| I still feel like I lost. | ||
| What the hell's happening? | ||
| Because they censored a word, I think that's a fair assessment of what constitutes a curse. | ||
| Yeah, since it was censored. | ||
| The White House actually censored a word he said. | ||
| It was on YouTube and they're typing in real time, so I thought that was fair. | ||
| Did he say our democracy? | ||
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No. | |
| He did not. | ||
| So let me read you off mine. | ||
| We have only Democrats clap. | ||
| That happened a lot. | ||
| So, you know, inappropriate contact, which we've shown on the screen. | ||
| Plagiarized, like the entirety of his speech. | ||
| Whispers and curses. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Well, there it is. | ||
| So yeah, I have whispers, starts late, trips, man, and uses fake word. | ||
| I've also won. | ||
| Dude, I can't believe we literally all won at bingo, except did you win? | ||
| Who didn't win? | ||
| I don't want to talk about the fact that I didn't actually win. | ||
| I just got a lot of circles. | ||
| Oh, you didn't win? | ||
| Technically not. | ||
| It's a different kind of win. | ||
| But you know what? | ||
| I got like it all across, but he just didn't mention January 6th or insurrection and that messed me up. | ||
| That was interesting. | ||
| That's kind of what I say. | ||
| It could have been a lot worse. | ||
| That was the kind of stuff. | ||
| I'm glad he didn't fan the flames. | ||
| It was like giving false platitudes. | ||
| Even though you would have gotten more drinks? | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| You're hoping for him to like to do something wrong? | ||
| Destroy America so you can have another shot. | ||
| I'm thirsty. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like people were saying, you're not even drinking. | ||
| It's like, oh, that's a good point. | ||
| Lauren was drinking the whole time, regardless of whether Biden did anything wrong. | ||
| And we weren't when he was doing things wrong. | ||
| We're just talking about it. | ||
| Yeah, this is unfair. | ||
| This is a setup. | ||
| Yeah, it's true. | ||
| It was your idea. | ||
| Whose idea was it? | ||
| Was it your idea? | ||
| Ian's idea. | ||
| Like, I was like, we're going to have a very boring stream tonight, and then Lauren was like, no. | ||
|
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No, that's not happening. | |
| But the highlight of my night was I rolled a 100. | ||
| God rolled that through your body. | ||
| Someone super chatted said that it was like, I can absorb all of the sorcerer's powers to cast any spell I want or something. | ||
| I'm here, bro. | ||
| Feed off my passive energy. | ||
| Who says you're the sorcerer? | ||
| Well, I'm like half sorcerer, half wizard. | ||
| Stop being a sorcerer. | ||
| I'm more wizard than sorcerer, but I got them both. | ||
| You don't have to do either. | ||
| I cast magic with my charisma, which is the sorcery. | ||
| Then I cast it with my understanding, which is the wizardry. | ||
| Then when you combine those two, you create like a hybrid class of magic casting that's kind of cool. | ||
| Like you can do it on stage really fast. | ||
| All right, here's a good super chat. | ||
| Rilo Shigaraki says, the best part about the show is all the different views, so bias is impossible. | ||
| And thank God for Ian saying the most won't tons of love from Canada. | ||
| The most won't? | ||
| Love that dude. | ||
| Another Canadian commenting on American politics. | ||
|
unidentified
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Stop it! | |
| Get out! | ||
| Yeah, it's like, you know, Ian's like the wild card. | ||
| I truly believe magic is real. | ||
|
unidentified
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It comes from magnetics, that whole magos. | |
| And it's like, there's iron in your red blood cells, so like, we're these magnetic beings. | ||
|
unidentified
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That was teed up. | |
| If you didn't know what magnetics were and you saw someone pulling a magnet, you'd think it was magic. | ||
| He goes, it is our wild card. | ||
| I fully believe that. | ||
|
unidentified
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I'm not even joking. | |
| Call it what you want, though. | ||
| I'm down to debate what it is. | ||
| When you see the human dynamo, I mean, you know it. | ||
| You know it's there. | ||
| Well, I was just in a magnet tail earlier today and I didn't get sucked in. | ||
| Patrick says Biden did say our democracy at the very end while you were all talking. | ||
| Wait, oh, come on. | ||
| He's just goading me. | ||
| Yeah, is this for real? | ||
| Let's see if we can confirm it independently. | ||
| He did say it? | ||
| Do we have a more reliable source than Lydia? | ||
|
unidentified
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Oh, OK. | |
| You cannot find a more reliable source than Lydia. | ||
| Then I won again. | ||
| Then I can't trust anyone. | ||
| You guys keep winning. | ||
| What did he say? | ||
| Our democracy. | ||
| I want to give a shout out to our friends again over at Old690 Brewing Company. | ||
| I won twice. | ||
| Your beer is awesome, you guys. | ||
| They can get you so drunk, Biden makes sense. | ||
|
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I know! | |
| Haha! | ||
| That's a great selling point. | ||
| Well, so they're in like a mountainous Virginia area pretty close to where we're at. | ||
| So, I don't know what the politics of that brewery is, but I don't think they're going to be like urban, city urban liberal types. | ||
| Alcohol holds no political affiliation. | ||
| I won twice. | ||
| I won twice as well. | ||
| Don't you wiggle your card in my face. | ||
| Wiggle your card and it reminds better. | ||
|
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Where did we get the second one? | |
| So, uh, plagiarize our democracy free, congratulate self, and racist by accident. | ||
|
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Oh, he was racist by accident? | |
| When was that? | ||
| So, what we concluded was... Oh, the Ukrainians. | ||
| But not racist towards Ukrainians. | ||
| I feel like we're retconning his speech. | ||
| He was dog whistling to white supremacists. | ||
| Dog whistling. | ||
| Oh, if we got racist by accident, then I won again. | ||
| Dude, there are literal Nazis fighting on the Ukrainian side. | ||
| Isn't that a whole huge story? | ||
| It's like they have an iron will, man! | ||
|
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I want to talk just a little bit about Canada, about those Nazis fighting on the Ukrainian side. | |
| Are we going to bring in Christia? | ||
|
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Christia Freeland. | |
| There's a photo of her marching in downtown Toronto. | ||
| You need to explain to the Americans who Christia Freeland is. | ||
|
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Christia Freeland is our Deputy Prime Minister, so she's our Kamala Harris. | |
| Her grandfather was a Nazi. | ||
| It's true! | ||
|
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I'm not making this up. | |
| She lied to the media and they had to fact-check her. | ||
|
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She was actually fact-checked. | |
| She's the lady who said we need to make these powers permanent. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Who's like tweaking out in every minute. | ||
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Oddly enough, I was sitting on a plane literally right next to her. | |
| I got a selfie with her. | ||
| I tweeted about it. | ||
| You took a selfie with her? | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
|
unidentified
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I saw that. | |
| She was upset about it. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
|
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She didn't know who I was at the time, but I took a selfie and published it and then interviewed her afterwards. | |
| Anyway, she was marching in Toronto with these Ukrainians. | ||
| She must have known though, right? | ||
| I don't think politicians know as much about the subtext as we pretend to do. | ||
| Do you think politicians are that smart? | ||
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No, she would have no idea. | |
| She was holding the scarf, right? | ||
| And she reads Ukrainian. | ||
| What was the Ukrainian message that it translated to? | ||
| Can you guys explain what the Azov are exactly? | ||
| They're a battalion of a few thousand troops, and then a good portion of that battalion are actually Nazi-affiliated. | ||
| So they have swastikas tattooed all over them and everything. | ||
| And a lot of people looking at it don't understand that when Putin says we want to de-Nazify Ukraine, there is this back and forth of Russia has that Soviet history that defeated the Nazis. | ||
| They were the ones that went in at the very end, right? | ||
| And then there are Ukrainians that are against Russia, but also, like, we are white. | ||
| They're Asian. | ||
| They're Eurasian. | ||
| They're not white like us. | ||
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I just retweeted the tweet a long time ago. | |
| There is that, like, identity collision that happens there. | ||
| But we don't understand any of that. | ||
| We just are like, Putin's lying! | ||
| Or there is the exaggeration that, like, all Ukrainians are Nazis. | ||
| Yeah, but there are people within those groups that do believe that on both sides. | ||
|
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So that scarf right there, that's the Bandera movement. | |
| This one right here? | ||
| The red and black? | ||
|
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Yeah, and Chrystia Freeland is the one in the white Ukrainian dress there in the middle. | |
| Which one? | ||
| Right here? | ||
| Yeah, right there. | ||
| So she tweeted that. | ||
| She tweeted that herself. | ||
| Whoa! | ||
| And then she deleted it. | ||
| She uses the phrasing in the actual tweet, no? | ||
| Did she just, like, Stalin that out of the picture? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh yeah, look, she said it. | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
| Yeah, she literally says it. | ||
| We need to look up what that message means. | ||
| Yeah, I have no idea how to look that up. | ||
| Someone who's more sober than me, try to figure that out. | ||
| Someone who speaks or writes Cyrillic. | ||
| Jeez. | ||
| I'm in the process of looking up her grandfather's name, which is not on Wikipedia. | ||
| You can't see her parents' names. | ||
| They give you a link to her uncle, who is like Canadian Parliament. | ||
| I'm sure he was. | ||
| All right, I'm about to do something really boring that every conservative... I'm about to point out that if we did what the left has just done here, they would lose their minds. | ||
| But of course we wouldn't do it because it's insane. | ||
| This woman... I mean, can you imagine if Trump was talking about a group of people who he was defending, among which there were some number of people you could actually fairly call Nazis, and then he was saying things like, they have an iron will, they're defending their homeland. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Ian, you got to roll the 100 side of people are saying. | ||
| Okay, bro. | ||
| Because I rolled 100. | ||
| Here we go! | ||
| If he rolls a 20, I'm gonna lose it. | ||
| He's gonna roll a 1. | ||
| Okay, no. | ||
| 29. | ||
| Alright, that's not bad. | ||
| Nice prime number. | ||
| Everyone's going to roll the 100? | ||
| The Danes are going to defeat the Irish right now. | ||
| First of all, the Americans are going to defeat the Canadians. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| That is so loud. | ||
| Calm down, Lydia. | ||
| That's loud. | ||
| That's so heavy. | ||
| Seamus hit it from you, too. | ||
| Kehaan, what did I get? | ||
| 22. | ||
| What did Seamus get? | ||
| get? 22. You're never gonna die. What did Seamus get? Seamus got... It's so astounding, | ||
|
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but you'll never see it. | |
| Nice, dude! | ||
| Double number! | ||
| Yeah, not bad. | ||
| Leave him! | ||
| I want Lydia to roll. | ||
| How's it feel, Candidate? | ||
| Lydia, do you want to roll the rainbow one or the blue one? | ||
| How's it feel, Maple Leaf flag? | ||
| I just rolled a 99. | ||
|
unidentified
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This is bad. | |
| No way. | ||
| Dude, what is up? | ||
|
unidentified
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No way. | |
| I swear to God, I just rolled it to get it out of the monitor and it rolled 99. | ||
| I love 99. | ||
| It's my favorite number of the first hundred. | ||
|
unidentified
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Roll again. | |
| See if you can get a 99. | ||
| No, I don't want to. | ||
|
unidentified
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No, you don't want to? | |
| You're messing up. | ||
| The grandfather's name, this girl's grandfather's name is Michael Chomiak. | ||
| Chomiak. | ||
| I don't know if you guys are familiar with him. | ||
| So this is Chrystia Freeland's grandfather? | ||
| Yeah, he volunteered to serve in the German invasion of Poland. | ||
|
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98! | |
| This is from wikispoops.com. | ||
| I don't know if it's real. | ||
| What is Wikispoops? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's like where we monitor alphabet agencies? | ||
| Yes, yes. | ||
| That'd be good. | ||
| Yeah, Chomiak. | ||
| Wikispoops. | ||
| There's not a lot on the internet about it. | ||
| And I don't know if he served in the Nazi party or if he was just a German soldier. | ||
| There was a confirmation from mainstream media, so it must be true, that... | ||
| What site was it that actually confronted her? | ||
|
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I think it was actually American media. | |
| And that's how it always is in Canada. | ||
| We rely on American media to actually cover our own stuff. | ||
| Like, it was Time that published the Trudeau blackface stuff. | ||
| It was American Outlets that published Convoy content before anyone... Like, that was back when the CBC was saying that the Convoy was about, like, it was protesting icy roads in Canada. | ||
| So if the Convoy is there, then it's small, and if it's not small, then they're racists. | ||
| And if they are actually a lot of racists, well, then we need to, you know, shut them down. | ||
| They just keep... | ||
| There was an I.C. | ||
| Rhodes protest. | ||
| It was like seven trucks. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| And then that was really crazy because it's a weird timing for truckers to have an I.C. | ||
|
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Rhodes protest. | |
| Reading about the deputy prime minister's grandfather, Chomiak, Michael Chomiak, or however you pronounce it, it says that he's affiliated with the Nazis. | ||
| I think that what happened was he wasn't in the party, from what I can tell. | ||
| But he was working with the German military. | ||
| He really wanted to be with them and volunteer. | ||
| Yeah, he was working with them. | ||
| Like you were kind of forced to if you're in the German military. | ||
| Well, here's the thing. | ||
| Objectively, I would not judge someone if they had a grandparent. | ||
| It doesn't matter to me. | ||
| It really doesn't matter. | ||
| I don't care what your grandparents did. | ||
| I don't care what your parents did. | ||
| I don't even care for a lot of the time what you did in your past. | ||
| It's like what you're doing now, but that's obviously not the standard they hold people to. | ||
| I hope they start to, because it's super important. | ||
| That would be very nice. | ||
| I think of that like when they're like, if someone killed someone like 20, 30 years ago, and they're like, and then they come out today, are they still a murderer? | ||
| We have this discussion from time to time. | ||
| Like, at what point do you say they're no longer considered what they did in the past? | ||
| They would always be a murderer. | ||
| So I'm not the first person to make this point, right? | ||
| But the reality is, There are people who are more willing to believe a murderer could be rehabilitated than someone who tweeted something racist in the past could not be racist today. | ||
|
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But let's put this into context with Freeland, right? | |
| Her grandfather was, at the bare minimum, a Nazi sympathizer. | ||
| And then she marches in a parade holding a flag, holding a scarf that supports the Nazi ideology. | ||
| And she treats her political opponents who are, you know, in the thousands in Ottawa. | ||
| Working class, Sikh Canadians, Indigenous Canadians, White Canadians, doesn't matter. | ||
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Who are on the other side of a city to a Nazi flag that photographs exist of it but nobody really saw it with their own eyes. | |
| She doesn't get to talk about who is and who isn't Nazi. | ||
| When she marches with Nazi memorabilia That's interesting. | ||
| But she wouldn't. | ||
| She wouldn't do that. | ||
| She can talk about herself. | ||
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She wouldn't she wouldn't lend you that that forgiveness. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, it's gotten late and I think it's time to wrap things up. | ||
| Everyone's going to have a nice pint of water and some electrolytes. | ||
| Maybe some vitamins before bed. | ||
| Coconut water. | ||
| We'll call in the special IV treatment therapies for everyone to remain hydrated. | ||
| Get a vitamin drip. | ||
| Nicotinamide, adenine, dinucleotide. | ||
| Get healthy. | ||
| Heal those telomeres. | ||
| So, I'll say this as we wrap up, just to follow up because we mentioned this early on in the show about the swatting. | ||
| I have posted a partially redacted photograph from our surveillance cameras showing an officer with a short-barreled AR-15 approaching my personal house, which is separate from the studio because I was swatted, we were swatted here, and police show up. | ||
| We've, again, instructed them to show up every time and take it seriously every time. | ||
| Because the concern we have is someone's going to call it in, the police will show up, then once the police leave, then the psychopath shows up and the police are like, oh, we just responded. | ||
| So we're like, no, no, no matter what it is. | ||
| And we also have armed guards. | ||
| So, um, there are some concerns about security in terms of like my house, because there's other people who actually live there. | ||
| Uh, and so this could have been really, really bad, but everything's fine. | ||
| And I posted the photo because it's legit. | ||
| And I wanted, you know, I want to make sure that everybody understands, like when we say this stuff, we're not making it up. | ||
| And it's really happening, and this is the, I think, the, uh, the, is it the fifth? | ||
| I think it's the fifth time, because the other day was, uh, uh, yesterday was the third, I believe. | ||
| Today was the fourth and the fifth that we've, time we've been spotted, because I swatted two houses. | ||
| As I mentioned before, it's now across state lines, which makes it federal. | ||
| And we have a name, which we believe is fake. | ||
| The calls have been traced to an automated system in California. | ||
| You can see the photo I posted on Instagram, at Tim Kast. | ||
| Check it out. | ||
| We're taking it seriously. | ||
| And I'll say it again, because a lot of people are like, oh, you shouldn't talk about it or whatever. | ||
| I'm like, the problem is... | ||
| Um, we want to make sure everybody knows that we're taking it seriously and I want everyone to know when I say we are currently in the process of going through criminal charges against a man who entered this property and tried to use it to publicize his congressional campaign. | ||
| Then put out a press release trying to try to you know Make a bunch of wild claims and is now facing I believe it's a felony charge And so you know we had this conversation about like do we really want someone to face felony charges? | ||
| It's not up to us in fact. | ||
| We were told by the state where we're I Don't know exactly what what you know what they're saying, but they're like you know charges are being filed and the cop was like you've got to follow through because if you if you don't There's like a precedent being set, so considering now what's going on, you show up here, we got armed guards, we've got, uh, the police are on high alert obviously, and you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent. | ||
| You know, I want to thank the police of this town and neighboring communities. | ||
| You guys are really helping. | ||
| I mean, you guys are doing hard, really good work. | ||
| And thank you for coming out here in the middle of the night. | ||
| Sometimes this is ridiculous, but thank you. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| Look, I'll say it. | ||
| I'm not happy with, you know, them claiming accident circumstances when they knew it was a swatting. | ||
| But I can respect them saying we're going to rush out to a place where we feel there could be a serious threat to our lives. | ||
| That is scary. | ||
| I can respect that. | ||
| But again, there's issues, there's challenges. | ||
| Look, when they showed up and I came down and I said, I would appreciate it if you would leave. | ||
| They said, okay, you know, respect. | ||
| And they left. | ||
| I don't like that they came in, regardless. | ||
| But, you know, I'm glad they're responding. | ||
| Every single time, they're showing up and it's a waste of their time. | ||
| So I was like, should we get... Other people commented too. | ||
| They were like, you should get a bunch of donuts and coffees. | ||
| And so when they show up, they can come in expecting... Oh yeah, pizza. | ||
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That's nice. | |
| Give them some healthy food. | ||
| Just order pizza before the show and they show up and be like, here you are gentlemen, today we got pineapple. | ||
| Pineapple pizza? | ||
| And then we get arrested. | ||
| They'll be calling the SWAT team like, oh we get pizza when this happens. | ||
| Guys, we missed one last bingo that actually ended up being legit. | ||
| What happened? | ||
| I've been monitoring Twitter for this. | ||
| Sorry, I'm like Lydia. | ||
| Biden did legitimately plagiarize Trump. | ||
| Of course he did! | ||
| Did you get an exact quote? | ||
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Did he? | |
| No, it was just him saying the entirety of his campaign was built on it. | ||
| No, but there was like an exact quote. | ||
| So Trump 2018, the state of our union is strong because our people are strong, was what Trump said. | ||
| Biden 2022 said, The State of the Union is strong because you, the American people, are strong. | ||
| So there's one word flip there. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Nice. | ||
| All right, everybody. | ||
| I think we should publish these and post them so people can play along when they rewatch. | ||
| We'll post them when they rewatch. | ||
| I'll post a picture of mine. | ||
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I wrote clown feck on mine. | |
| All right, everybody, you can follow the show at TimCastIRL again. | ||
| You can follow me at TimCast. | ||
| Thanks so much for being a part of our crazy, fun shenanigans, the State of the Union Address. | ||
| Go to TimCast.com and become a member if you want to help support all of the work we do. | ||
| Normally, we do members-only segments, but considering we did this extra-long special show, we're not going to have one tonight, but we will be back tomorrow. | ||
| What did I say? | ||
| Tuesday? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Tomorrow is going to be an amazing show. | ||
| It's going to be awesome! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm pumped. | ||
| Should we? | ||
| No. | ||
| I don't even know. | ||
| I don't even know when I'm on this show. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| You're the marketing genius. | ||
| I think we should. | ||
| But you've had a couple drinks. | ||
| We've had a couple sips of that beer. | ||
| Magid Nawaz. | ||
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Yes. | |
| Nice. | ||
| So I've known Magid for several years. | ||
| And I interviewed him once. | ||
| And then, you know, we've obviously, like, I think he's fantastic. | ||
| I think he's brilliant. | ||
| That guy is a smart guy. | ||
| I'm really especially like when you hear him on Rogan There were a lot of people who are like I see your tweets | ||
| and I'm like this seems kind of crazy And then you hear him speak and back everything up with | ||
| sources facts citations And it was amazing on Joe Rogan when he was like pull up | ||
| this article and he gives them the specific Article to pull up. No. No here it is. Here's the source | ||
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like he knows and he's got a new show coming up Oh, he does? | |
| Cool! | ||
| It's on Odyssey, I think, and it's starting in like a month or something. | ||
| Yeah, they got cancelled from his LBC broadcaster position. | ||
| So he's just going full, like, blockchain, like, done with the mainstream. | ||
| And we've got some pretty awesome guests coming up for the rest of the week as well, so we're gonna have a good week. | ||
| Again, follow TimCastIRL, subscribe to TimCast.com as a member to help support our work. | ||
| You can follow me at TimCast. | ||
| Kian, you want to shout out your social media? | ||
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Yes, please. | |
| Please follow me at TheRealKian on Twitter and be sure to go subscribe at TheCounterSignal.com if you're interested in what shenanigans Justin Trudeau is getting up to that the CBC is not telling you about. | ||
| Go to TheCounterSignal.com and sign up there. | ||
| Yeah, go sign up for Kian. | ||
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Thanks, Lauren. | |
| I appreciate it. | ||
| Kian's amazing. | ||
| Lauren's weird. | ||
| Kian's awesome. | ||
| Shamus, how are you doing? | ||
| How you doing, folks? | ||
| I would like to promote Ash Wednesday. | ||
| Ash Wednesday is tomorrow. | ||
| It's the beginning of Lent. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| If you are Catholic, that is a holy day of obligation, just like a Sunday. | ||
| You're required to go under pain to mortal sin, so please get out there, get your ashes, represent the faith, do some penance through Lent. | ||
| God bless you all. | ||
| Our country certainly needs penance and prayers right now, so let's get it done. | ||
| Are you going to mention your social media, Lauren? | ||
| Oh, I was about to. | ||
| Honestly, I'm now feeling horrible. | ||
| Like, this is God's curse on me for being drunk this night. | ||
| I don't get to mention my socials. | ||
| I didn't actually think Shay was going to jump. | ||
| I was joking. | ||
| She was supposed to be a gentleman. | ||
| Well, I thought she was done. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
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Fine. | |
| Or Twitter? | ||
| I don't know! | ||
| I don't know my social media! | ||
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That's it. | |
| I checked too. | ||
| It's Lauren underscore Southern. | ||
| Check it out. | ||
| She's great. | ||
| What's your newest movie that's coming out? | ||
| American Mirage. | ||
| It'll be out within the next few weeks. | ||
| Do you have your last movie that you would like to point people at? | ||
| Crossfire. | ||
| I made that with the guy who's making Tucker's documentaries right now. | ||
| Scooter. | ||
| Scooter Downey. | ||
| He's such a legend. | ||
| You can find it on my website, laurensouthern.net. | ||
| Yeah, Scooter is a freaking legend. | ||
| He did the Kyle Rittenhouse stuff. | ||
| He did the January 6th stuff. | ||
| You guys should interview Scooter. | ||
| You should tag him on. | ||
| Yeah, for sure. | ||
| Definitely. | ||
| Scooter, let's do it. | ||
| Let's do it. | ||
| Follow me at iancrossland.net. | ||
| I love you guys. | ||
| See you later. | ||
| Thank you guys so much for tuning in this evening. | ||
| Our super awesome, cool studio. | ||
| We never could have done something like this during the election, but thanks to Andy, we have this amazing new studio. | ||
| We can put all the pictures on the side and have a really fun conversation. | ||
| So thank you all. | ||
| That crazy tech genius. | ||
| I want to address one last super chat on the way out. | ||
| Oh yeah. | ||
| Big League Drew says, Tim, if I was on a grand jury, I wouldn't indict. | ||
| Also, Tim, I'm pressing charges on a nonviolent offense. | ||
| Ah, let me clarify. | ||
| If I was on a grand jury, I wouldn't indict because unless I witnessed the crime happening, I'm not gonna give the benefit of the doubt to the state. | ||
| If someone literally crosses, drives a thousand feet up my driveway, because it's an easement, with multiple signs saying you are being recorded, no trespassing, you are being warned again you're trespassing, and then literally walks in my house, Yeah, yeah, especially after we were spotted twice. | ||
| Lay off that dude. | ||
| Tim's one of a group. | ||
| There's a lot of people here. | ||
| It's a big deal. | ||
| He's got a job. | ||
| He's got to take care of a lot of people. | ||
| We had James O'Keefe and Andy Ngo, right? | ||
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| And so we actually had, I don't want to get into the specifics, but a guest threatened to cancel because of what that guy did. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| When that guy came in, Yeah, that and the swatting. | ||
| And so it's like... You're doing a good job, man. | ||
| But more importantly, I'm not pressing any charges. | ||
| That's not how it works. | ||
| The state is doing it. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So, as soon as someone trespassed, we had to call it in, and the cops were like, we're doing it. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Anyway, look, man, it is what it is. | ||
| Don't come here unless you have permission. | ||
| Do not enter the property. | ||
| Like, we're taking security extremely seriously. | ||
| We have high-profile guests. | ||
| We have members of Congress. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And so I'm not a fan of having to live this way. | ||
| It sucks. | ||
| We're planning on doing a private club for members. | ||
| We're gonna actually build a building. | ||
| And if you're a member of TimCast.com, you just walk in the front door. | ||
| Like, no joke. | ||
| We're literally planning that. | ||
| Of course, you'd have to drive out to West Virginia. | ||
| But it will be a separate property. | ||
| It will be secured and away from everything. | ||
| More of like... It's not a public venue, but imagine there was a public venue, except it was a private club. | ||
| So it'll be like on a busy street or something. | ||
| Because I want people to be able... I want life to be accessible. | ||
| I don't want to experience this. | ||
| This is absurd. | ||
| People should be able to talk to other people. | ||
| Just because someone might know who I am. | ||
| But you see what happens with the threats? | ||
| We have to take it seriously. | ||
| So, that being said... | ||
| Thanks for hanging out. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| I'll make a point. | ||
| I'm reading, actually. | ||
| I saw something in the chat. | ||
| I want to double check. | ||
| That is saying that Ash Wednesday is not a Holy Day of Obligation. | ||
| I would still encourage going. | ||
| It's very confusing to me. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Well, hold on. | ||
| It's information I don't know. | ||
| What is Ash Wednesday? | ||
| Check it out. | ||
| Well, so it is the beginning of Lent. | ||
| It's the beginning of Lent. | ||
| But not a holy day. | ||
| You're encouraging people to take on Lent? | ||
| So it's a holy day of obligation when you are required to. | ||
| I believe there's six days in the liturgical calendar each year that are considered holy days of obligation. | ||
| I expect those tomorrow, Seamus. | ||
| Yeah, my apologies. | ||
| It looks like in the current year it is not, so that is my mistake. | ||
| Would you still encourage people to practice? | ||
| Absolutely! | ||
| Get over there! | ||
| Alright, everybody. | ||
| We are taking off. | ||
| We will see you all tomorrow with an awesome show. | ||
| Magic Noir will be joining us. | ||
| We'll see y'all then. | ||
| Thanks for hanging out. |
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