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Feb. 17, 2018 - The Golden One - Marcus Follin
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Skyrim. Just Checking In To Remind You That I Am FVCKING JOOCEY.

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And this is true for quite a lot of rightists and perennially minded people.
I'm not philosophically perennial, but many right-wing people who are actually admire elements of Islam.
For their belief, for their strength, for their ferocity, for the knowledge of who they are.
That's Jonathan Bowden's Manchester speech.
I will link the transcription on countercurrents below.
I will elaborate on that in a later video, but this video is just for the bands.
I'm not looking representable enough to make a regular video, so you will look at my avatar in Skyrim instead.
Looks like me, but I have a beard of wisdom right now, and I'm currently not painted with blue in my face.
On another note, I would like to aware you all of the fact that I am fucking juicy.
Bulk for the Hulk is what's up.
You can follow me on Instagram if you want to know more about my grotesque Bloatmax bulk.
Focusing on a bench press at the moment.
Now, it was about six gorillion years since I played Skyrim, so I'm not really sure what we're doing here, but I suppose we're gonna talk this mad cunt.
I believe I've identified one of the dragons that Aldrin has raised up.
Fuckin' sick physique!
How does that help us?
Pray tell me.
The names of dragons are always three words of power.
Shouts.
By calling the dragon with the voice, he will hear you wherever he might be.
Why would he come when called?
He's not compelled to, but dragons are prideful by nature and loath to refuse to challenge.
Your voice in particular is likely to intrigue this dragon after your victory over Aldrin.
I think it's very likely that he will be unable to resist investigating your corps so what's this dragon's name?
Ah, indeed.
I'm no master of the voice like these, worthy gentlemen.
But it is written here in the scroll.
Oda Ving, winged snowhunter, as I read it.
Noise, mate.
I'm gonna utilize that term, worthy gentleman.
Perhaps I'm gonna utilize that instead of saying true friends, because no one really understands.
When I say true friends, a lot of people ask what is he saying?
They don't understand my eloquence.
But it is what it is.
I will come to terms with his right wing.
Harthenax deserves to die.
Harthenax is a good boy.
He didn't do nothing.
It won't last.
Fucking sadding.
So yeah, anyway, I will make some sort of training videos as well in the coming weeks while I am a big boy when I'm strong and floated and juicy.
Did you want to talk to me, Delphin?
Who are the Thalmor?
Well, I think we all know who the Thalmor are in this epic saga.
But let's not talk about that now.
I don't wanna get my channel shut down.
We can talk about something safe instead.
Let's talk about Perthunax, the mad cunt.
Make your choice, Dragonborn.
You're either with us or against us.
But he's my friend.
Why does he need to die?
He helped Alduin enslave our ancestors.
He may have betrayed Alduin in the end, but that makes him worse, not better.
We can't afford to give Parthenax the opportunity to betray us in turn and return to his old master.
Alright then.
Thank you for thy insights, O Fairmaiden.
I will prepare a trap.
Are traps gay?
Is the question at hand?
I don't know.
I will leave that contemplation to Fortan.
They will determine if traps are gay or not.
I would say traps are quite gay, actually, to be honest.
That's just my humble opinion, but who am I to gainsay the wisdom emanating from the chance?
Imagine having a horde of muid with your lads in this hall.
That would be fucking epic.
Oh, I might.
Arth, thou ready to spring the trap on the dragon?
As I promised.
My men stand ready.
The great chains are oiled.
We wait on your word.
Let's go trap the dragon.
Make sure you do your part.
I'm putting my city in your hands.
My part is to be an absolute mad cunt who's just being juicy.
Hello, gorgeous.
The Greybeards have arranged a truce between the Stormcloaks and Imperials.
How long can such a thing last?
On a completely unrelated note, well it's not actually unrelated, it's highly related to be honest.
Skyrim, I love this game, obviously, but something that I don't really like is when people say elves are not good.
I'm more of a Tolkian kind of guy when it comes to the elf question, since I refer to myself as an elf quite often.
But that is for another video as well.
So upcoming video, why do I refer to myself as an elf?
And it actually has a it's related to my vision for the future and how I want to conduct myself as an individual, actually.
So look forward to that.
And if I don't make the video, you will just have to remind me because I know I'm quite bad in that sense that I sometimes say I will make a video on it and then it goes about six brilliant years and then I still haven't made a video.
So always feel free to remind me of these things.
Foi, Mirmillion.
Look how beautiful it is.
I do have a plan for luring a dragon here.
Yeah.
I don't...
I'm not really sure what to do, to be honest, but perhaps I need to shout call dragon.
Is that it?
Alright, I suppose.
We'll try.
Oi oi!
Hello, mate!
Oh, look at that.
Got absolutely wrecked.
I've actually lowered the difficulty level a bit in order to not die.
I suppose my voice of prosperity is the true charm of this episode and not necessarily my gaming skills, which are non-existent when it comes to Skyrim these days, because it was a very long time since I since I played, actually.
So but anyway, Matmetron wanted to own box with you.
To capture you the glory white one two-handed increase how How joyous.
Okay, so we need to trap him, not kill him.
We need to trap it, not kill it.
Okay.
Come now, Travis.
Oh!
Oh, fuck.
This isn't good at all.
I'm gonna need to...
Oh, it's actually a quick save.
I actually have.
I'm gonna do like this, and aha!
That's uh how it goes if you question the wisdom and validity of my teachings.
You went to a great deal of trouble to put me in this humiliating position.
Inceive Alduin, hmm.
No doubt you want to know where to find Alduin.
That's right.
Where is he hiding?
Sickening Many of us have begun to question Alduin's lordship whether his Thuam was truly the strongest among ourselves, of course.
Mooney Mae, none were yet ready to openly defy him.
Thou werest telling me where to find Alduin.
Once Lad Crossus, innumerable pardons, I digress.
He has traveled to Savangard to regain his strength.
Sovangard devouring the Silasure, the souls of the mortal dead, a privilege he jealously guards.
His door to Sovngarde is at Skaldafen, one of his ancient fanes high in the eastern mountains.
Minduran pa'ok mi'dove na'varantil.
I surely do not need to warn you that all his remaining strength is marshaled there.
The Ulost Ofan Hinlan.
Now that I have answered your question, you will allow me to go free.
Hmm.
Dost thou promise to serve serve you?
No.
Need it.
If and when you defeat Alduin, I will reconsider.
Hmm, Croces.
There is one detail about Skaldafen I neglected to mention.
Alright, tell me what you know then.
Only this: you have the Thurm of Adova, but without the wings of one, you will never set foot in Skaldafen.
Of course, I could fly you there, but not while imprisoned like this.
We seem to be at an impasse then.
Dost thou expect me to take thy word for that?
Fine, I'll set you free if you promise to take me to Skuldafen.
Indeed, or indeed Alduin, which you cannot do without my help.
I misclicked there.
Yes, I have indeed Alduin?
Yes, that King Korav Gaimirad.
It is wise to recognize when you only have one choice.
And you can trust me, Zuni Tarudis.
Alduin has proven himself unworthy to rule.
I go my own way now.
Free me, and I will carry you to Skaldafen.
Alright, let's do it.
Okay, I want to make a short little video saying hello to all.
If you have watched this far, comment fucking sick for sick in the comment section.
So I know that would be fun.
That would be a fun thing.
And yeah, let me know if you want me to make some more fast Skyrim episodes.
That is the only reasonable course of action for you to let me know that.
Anyway, thank you for watching.
Exactly.
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