The Golden One - Marcus Follin - Skyrim. Just Checking In To Remind You That I Am FVCKING JOOCEY.
Aired: 2018-02-17
Duration: 15:10


=== Dragon's Lair Talk (09:28) ===

[00:00:00]  And this is true for quite a lot of rightists and perennially minded people.
[00:00:05]  I'm not philosophically perennial, but many right-wing people who are actually admire elements of Islam.
[00:00:13]  For their belief, for their strength, for their ferocity, for the knowledge of who they are.
[00:00:20]  That's Jonathan Bowden's Manchester speech.
[00:00:24]  I will link the transcription on countercurrents below.
[00:00:28]  I will elaborate on that in a later video, but this video is just for the bands.
[00:00:34]  I'm not looking representable enough to make a regular video, so you will look at my avatar in Skyrim instead.
[00:00:42]  Looks like me, but I have a beard of wisdom right now, and I'm currently not painted with blue in my face.
[00:00:51]  On another note, I would like to aware you all of the fact that I am fucking juicy.
[00:01:00]  Bulk for the Hulk is what's up.
[00:01:05]  You can follow me on Instagram if you want to know more about my grotesque Bloatmax bulk.
[00:01:12]  Focusing on a bench press at the moment.
[00:01:14]  Now, it was about six gorillion years since I played Skyrim, so I'm not really sure what we're doing here, but I suppose we're gonna talk this mad cunt.
[00:01:46]  I believe I've identified one of the dragons that Aldrin has raised up.
[00:01:51]  Fuckin' sick physique!
[00:01:54]  How does that help us?
[00:01:55]  Pray tell me.
[00:01:58]  The names of dragons are always three words of power.
[00:02:02]  Shouts.
[00:02:04]  By calling the dragon with the voice, he will hear you wherever he might be.
[00:02:12]  Why would he come when called?
[00:02:15]  He's not compelled to, but dragons are prideful by nature and loath to refuse to challenge.
[00:02:23]  Your voice in particular is likely to intrigue this dragon after your victory over Aldrin.
[00:02:29]  I think it's very likely that he will be unable to resist investigating your corps so what's this dragon's name?
[00:02:39]  Ah, indeed.
[00:02:40]  I'm no master of the voice like these, worthy gentlemen.
[00:02:44]  But it is written here in the scroll.
[00:02:48]  Oda Ving, winged snowhunter, as I read it.
[00:02:55]  Noise, mate.
[00:02:57]  I'm gonna utilize that term, worthy gentleman.
[00:03:02]  Perhaps I'm gonna utilize that instead of saying true friends, because no one really understands.
[00:03:07]  When I say true friends, a lot of people ask what is he saying?
[00:03:12]  They don't understand my eloquence.
[00:03:15]  But it is what it is.
[00:03:17]  I will come to terms with his right wing.
[00:03:22]  Harthenax deserves to die.
[00:03:25]  Harthenax is a good boy.
[00:03:28]  He didn't do nothing.
[00:03:30]  It won't last.
[00:03:32]  Fucking sadding.
[00:03:35]  So yeah, anyway, I will make some sort of training videos as well in the coming weeks while I am a big boy when I'm strong and floated and juicy.
[00:03:51]  Did you want to talk to me, Delphin?
[00:03:57]  Who are the Thalmor?
[00:04:00]  Well, I think we all know who the Thalmor are in this epic saga.
[00:04:06]  But let's not talk about that now.
[00:04:08]  I don't wanna get my channel shut down.
[00:04:11]  We can talk about something safe instead.
[00:04:13]  Let's talk about Perthunax, the mad cunt.
[00:04:15]  Make your choice, Dragonborn.
[00:04:16]  You're either with us or against us.
[00:04:20]  But he's my friend.
[00:04:21]  Why does he need to die?
[00:04:24]  He helped Alduin enslave our ancestors.
[00:04:27]  He may have betrayed Alduin in the end, but that makes him worse, not better.
[00:04:33]  We can't afford to give Parthenax the opportunity to betray us in turn and return to his old master.
[00:04:42]  Alright then.
[00:04:43]  Thank you for thy insights, O Fairmaiden.
[00:04:47]  I will prepare a trap.
[00:04:53]  Are traps gay?
[00:04:56]  Is the question at hand?
[00:04:59]  I don't know.
[00:05:00]  I will leave that contemplation to Fortan.
[00:05:06]  They will determine if traps are gay or not.
[00:05:12]  I would say traps are quite gay, actually, to be honest.
[00:05:16]  That's just my humble opinion, but who am I to gainsay the wisdom emanating from the chance?
[00:05:28]  Imagine having a horde of muid with your lads in this hall.
[00:05:32]  That would be fucking epic.
[00:05:36]  Oh, I might.
[00:05:41]  Arth, thou ready to spring the trap on the dragon?
[00:05:44]  As I promised.
[00:05:45]  My men stand ready.
[00:05:46]  The great chains are oiled.
[00:05:48]  We wait on your word.
[00:05:53]  Let's go trap the dragon.
[00:05:56]  Make sure you do your part.
[00:05:58]  I'm putting my city in your hands.
[00:06:02]  My part is to be an absolute mad cunt who's just being juicy.
[00:06:08]  Hello, gorgeous.
[00:06:10]  The Greybeards have arranged a truce between the Stormcloaks and Imperials.
[00:06:14]  How long can such a thing last?
[00:06:18]  On a completely unrelated note, well it's not actually unrelated, it's highly related to be honest.
[00:06:25]  Skyrim, I love this game, obviously, but something that I don't really like is when people say elves are not good.
[00:06:35]  I'm more of a Tolkian kind of guy when it comes to the elf question, since I refer to myself as an elf quite often.
[00:06:43]  But that is for another video as well.
[00:06:46]  So upcoming video, why do I refer to myself as an elf?
[00:06:54]  And it actually has a it's related to my vision for the future and how I want to conduct myself as an individual, actually.
[00:07:06]  So look forward to that.
[00:07:07]  And if I don't make the video, you will just have to remind me because I know I'm quite bad in that sense that I sometimes say I will make a video on it and then it goes about six brilliant years and then I still haven't made a video.
[00:07:22]  So always feel free to remind me of these things.
[00:07:30]  Foi, Mirmillion.
[00:07:32]  Look how beautiful it is.
[00:07:34]  I do have a plan for luring a dragon here.
[00:07:36]  Yeah.
[00:07:40]  I don't...
[00:07:41]  I'm not really sure what to do, to be honest, but perhaps I need to shout call dragon.
[00:07:50]  Is that it?
[00:07:56]  Alright, I suppose.
[00:07:57]  We'll try.
[00:08:09]  Oi oi!
[00:08:10]  Hello, mate!
[00:08:14]  Oh, look at that.
[00:08:16]  Got absolutely wrecked.
[00:08:20]  I've actually lowered the difficulty level a bit in order to not die.
[00:08:31]  I suppose my voice of prosperity is the true charm of this episode and not necessarily my gaming skills, which are non-existent when it comes to Skyrim these days, because it was a very long time since I since I played, actually.
[00:09:00]  So but anyway, Matmetron wanted to own box with you.
[00:09:07]  To capture you the glory white one two-handed increase how How joyous.

=== Trap Him, Not Kill It (05:40) ===

[00:09:29]  Okay, so we need to trap him, not kill him.
[00:09:38]  We need to trap it, not kill it.
[00:09:42]  Okay.
[00:09:43]  Come now, Travis.
[00:09:44]  Oh!
[00:09:46]  Oh, fuck.
[00:09:48]  This isn't good at all.
[00:09:49]  I'm gonna need to...
[00:09:51]  Oh, it's actually a quick save.
[00:09:57]  I actually have.
[00:10:00]  I'm gonna do like this, and aha!
[00:10:09]  That's uh how it goes if you question the wisdom and validity of my teachings.
[00:10:19]  You went to a great deal of trouble to put me in this humiliating position.
[00:10:29]  Inceive Alduin, hmm.
[00:10:32]  No doubt you want to know where to find Alduin.
[00:10:39]  That's right.
[00:10:40]  Where is he hiding?
[00:10:53]  Sickening Many of us have begun to question Alduin's lordship whether his Thuam was truly the strongest among ourselves, of course.
[00:11:06]  Mooney Mae, none were yet ready to openly defy him.
[00:11:14]  Thou werest telling me where to find Alduin.
[00:11:17]  Once Lad Crossus, innumerable pardons, I digress.
[00:11:24]  He has traveled to Savangard to regain his strength.
[00:11:28]  Sovangard devouring the Silasure, the souls of the mortal dead, a privilege he jealously guards.
[00:11:38]  His door to Sovngarde is at Skaldafen, one of his ancient fanes high in the eastern mountains.
[00:11:49]  Minduran pa'ok mi'dove na'varantil.
[00:11:54]  I surely do not need to warn you that all his remaining strength is marshaled there.
[00:12:03]  The Ulost Ofan Hinlan.
[00:12:06]  Now that I have answered your question, you will allow me to go free.
[00:12:15]  Hmm.
[00:12:17]  Dost thou promise to serve serve you?
[00:12:22]  No.
[00:12:23]  Need it.
[00:12:25]  If and when you defeat Alduin, I will reconsider.
[00:12:32]  Hmm, Croces.
[00:12:35]  There is one detail about Skaldafen I neglected to mention.
[00:12:44]  Alright, tell me what you know then.
[00:12:46]  Only this: you have the Thurm of Adova, but without the wings of one, you will never set foot in Skaldafen.
[00:12:58]  Of course, I could fly you there, but not while imprisoned like this.
[00:13:09]  We seem to be at an impasse then.
[00:13:12]  Dost thou expect me to take thy word for that?
[00:13:16]  Fine, I'll set you free if you promise to take me to Skuldafen.
[00:13:20]  Indeed, or indeed Alduin, which you cannot do without my help.
[00:13:33]  I misclicked there.
[00:13:37]  Yes, I have indeed Alduin?
[00:13:52]  Yes, that King Korav Gaimirad.
[00:13:59]  It is wise to recognize when you only have one choice.
[00:14:06]  And you can trust me, Zuni Tarudis.
[00:14:12]  Alduin has proven himself unworthy to rule.
[00:14:17]  I go my own way now.
[00:14:20]  Free me, and I will carry you to Skaldafen.
[00:14:28]  Alright, let's do it.
[00:14:30]  Okay, I want to make a short little video saying hello to all.
[00:14:37]  If you have watched this far, comment fucking sick for sick in the comment section.
[00:14:47]  So I know that would be fun.
[00:14:51]  That would be a fun thing.
[00:14:53]  And yeah, let me know if you want me to make some more fast Skyrim episodes.
[00:15:01]  That is the only reasonable course of action for you to let me know that.
[00:15:06]  Anyway, thank you for watching.
[00:15:09]  Exactly.