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My face still isn't glorious enough to be seen, so I thought today's video will be yet another faceless Let's Play.
But I think I'll be back to my regular video routine either tomorrow or the day after that.
And I have some training footage coming up.
I realize that I can make some cool sick fac videos with the martial arts as well.
Bring some variety to the mix.
But more of that later.
And we're gonna talk to this gorgeous girl.
Hello, gorgeous.
Awesome.
But what of the fool?
Is Cicero dead?
Cicero?
Excellent.
Once again, you've proven yourself a born assassin.
Tell you what.
Quite so.
Why don't you hold on to Shadow Mirror a while longer?
He's a fine steed and hasn't been ridden nearly as much as he should lately.
And now that the Cicero mess has been mopped up, there's just one more target before we strike out at the Emperor.
Have you by chance heard of the gourmet?
The gourmet he makes sick Gaines Kitchen.
That would be cool.
The gourmet is scheduled to cook for the Emperor at a special dinner.
You'll kill him, steal his writ of passage, and assume the role of Master Chef.
Festus has been spearheading this part of the assassination plan.
He's close to uncovering the identity of the gourmet.
You should report to him.
Imagine that.
Gains kitchen with the gourmet.
That wouldn't be cool.
And then we can cook something fun.
Oh, Festus, where are thou?
I just want to talk to you.
I'm going to eat these mushrooms first so I become juicy.
The rhetoric, hello, main.
When I become wolf, I am treachery incarnate.
And then what's this?
Apprentice?
Alright, talk to me.
Hello, mate.
Quite so.
But first, you'll need to learn who he is.
Assuming, of course, that the gourmet actually is a he could be a woman for all we know.
You know, maybe I was wrong.
I bet it's anyone.
And my seems to be a message from the gourmet.
Alrighty, then.
Get on with it.
Get on with it.
As I was saying, he's beginning to get cranky.
He's an old fool.
Tell me about this cookbook.
Alright.
Let's admire these spiders.
Hello, spiders.
They are true friends, spiders, in all that, shall they?
I'm known, Root.
I always want to collect.
Hello.
Are you well now?
Sickening.
How about that?
What's it like being an Argonian?
I wonder that.
I've actually never played as an Argonian.
Never played as a Khajiit either.
Never been a bossmere either, to be honest.
I don't know why.
I have no idea, true friends, why that might be.
Understone keep.
Alrighty then.
Markot.
I like Riften.
Also like Markart a lot.
Really sick physique city, you know, like Sheltie.
And might help the Forsorn liberate it from the Nordge.
I like them.
They're good nationalist separatists of juiciness.
Hello, lads.
The Bosmer are quite short, actually.
But that's Kugel.
That is.
That's completely.
Oh, hello, dog.
Can you talk to me?
It says I can talk to the dog, but I can't.
Hello, dog.
Can I pet him?
That's quite cute.
He could be a faithful companion.
Hello!
Oh, but you are!
I know who you are, Anton, and where you're from.
Who are you?
What do you want?
Murrashi!
The gourmet.
Who is he?
Let's see.
For the Dark Brotherhood, that can be easily arranged.
The Dark Brotherhood?
Now, now, wait a minute.
Let's not get hasty.
I mean, surely my friend wouldn't want me to endanger my own life, right?
Right.
His name is Balogorgronolobe.
He's an orc.
The gourmet's an orc.
He's staying at the Nightgate Inn.
That's all I know.
Now, now you'll let me go, right?
No.
But I don't want to kill him.
Okay, alright.
Wonderful.
You're welcome.
I'll just be on my way then.
But I don't want to kill him.
Alright, true friends.
I'm sorry, Anton.
You left me no choice.
Now I'm gonna kill your friend.
Do you have anything fun on you?
Ah, sweet roll.
Foi mirin.
The sweet roll of wisdom.
Okay, let's uh let's get out of here and look at the possibility of killing the gourmet.
Not really.
Not really all the glorious, to be honest, to kill Grabul the juicy orc.
Like, he supplies his true friends with sick meals high in protein and micronutrients each day.
And then we're gonna kill him.
I would rather much rather have him in my service.
Imagine that, though.
You have like a gourmet chef, a personal chef that makes you nutritious meal every day.
That would be awesome, though.
Oh well, I still have to do the will of Scythis.
Unfortunately.
But you know, life is what it is.
Sometimes you have to kill chefs to appease your employers.
Mostly that happens in Skyrim though, but you know.
It's okay, actually.
The Nightgate Inn Cellar.
Hello, Grugrabul.
Alright, let's kill this juicy pale orc.
Hello, Grugrabul.
Now Stalos, I love you!
Foi, Mirin, look at that!
Sick physique!
And we're gonna hide.
Where can we hide him, though?
Behind here, maybe.
Oh.
Alright, then, let's look at the possibility of dragging this guy.
Come with me.
Come here then.
Not of the drag things.
I remember he'd done this only once before, and that was actually a good few years back when I did this the first time.
Are you hidden now?
You are you spastic?
Come on now.
Come on.
Ah!
Maybe we can use a shout.
How about that?
Ah, look at that.
Sick physique.
Now we have the writ of thing.
Let's report back to Festus the juicy juicy Pelork.
No, he is.
Is he a Nord?
I don't know.
I'm gonna see if there is an alternate route out from here.
Skyrim belongs to the Nord.
It's true.
It does.
Foi, look at this.
That's awesome.
I like those kind of things.
In all actuality, I can confirm this to be true.
I wonder why they didn't do any more DLCs for Skyrim.
Like Solstheim and Dawnguard.
I mean, those were really good.
Added loads of joy and content to the core game.
And I mean, since Skyrim was so popular, they would make a lot of money on it as well.
Like, I would definitely buy it.
A new DLC for Skyrim.
Elge Ghorls Online wasn't really really worthy.
Hello, mate.
He's dead.
Can you understand that?
Ah, performed your duties to the letter.
I was wrong about you.
Indeed.
It's called the Night Weaver's Band.
I wore this for years.
I want you to have it now.
Now you'd better get a move on and see Aston.
Hello, gorgeous.
Brother.
In the Dark Brotherhood, I found acceptance, love, and my life's true purpose.
Perhaps I want to find love with you.
Not a curious question.
Well, I enjoy moonlit nights, taking long walks on the beach, knitting, and unicorns.
In fact, I once took a seaside stroll on a moonlit night and discovered a unicorn, which I proceeded to stab in the throat with a crochet needle.
I'm a woman of refined, yet simple tastes.
Uh, cool.
We'll talk later.
I don't like how she refers to us as brother, though.
Brother zoned.
I mean, we are rather handsome, after all, aren't we?
Look at that red and dashing hair.
Oh, by the way, I have to look what we got.
Cicero.
What did we get?
We got.
Was it a weapon, perhaps?
Hmm.
Oh, there we are.
Sneaking and destruction.
I don't really use destruction.
They're ready to assassinate the Emperor.
The Emperor will die for Sithis and the Nightmother.
Ah, she's jelly.
So let's see.
She does not approve of this.
Go now to Castle Dower in solitude.
Present the gourmet's writ of passage to the officer in charge, Commander Merrow.
I'm sure you remember him.
You'll gain unrestricted access to the kitchens and then the Emperor.
You're posing as a chef, so you can poison his meal rather easily.
Alright, then what poison should I use?
Here, take this.
It's called Jeronroot.
All it takes is one taste, and the effects are quite immediate.
The Emperor will be serving Scythis before he even knows he's dead.
Once you've been killed, escape through the upper door and across the bridge.
I've arranged for it to be unguarded once the alarm is sounded.
Now go, my friend.
Go and fulfill your destiny as listener.
Not Dalos.
It took all the favors, bribes, and blackmails I could muster, but I've secured your exit out of the keep.
Just follow my instructions, and the Dark Brotherhood will be back on top.
All thanks to you.
Awesome, bruh.
Thanks, girl.
I will, girl.
Woman.
Mem.
Ma'am.
So yeah, speaking of killing emperors, I'm actually reading a book right now called Iron and Rust, if I'm not mistaken.
The latest by Harry Sidebottom, at least.
And I don't know what year it was exactly, but six emperors died within a year.
I'm actually gonna need to check that on that.
So to make sure I'm not spreading misinformation here, but I think it was 200 and something AD, a really turbulent time in the Roman Empire when his emperors came and went.
I'm not sure of the exact date, but it was 200 something.
I'm not sure about the exact number of emperors either, but a really turbulent time in all like that.
interesting time period was it was I supposed to talk to him stop right there tower is off limits until further notice what's this now Look at that!
Haha!
Indeed.
You're not dressed as I would have suspected.
But please don't let me keep you.
Proceed to the kitchen straight away.
Gianna, the castle chef, has been eagerly awaiting your arrival.
She's Gianna.
That sounds like one of those really good-looking Italian girls.
Italian girls are actually quite good looking indeed.
I must say, I must admit this.
Hello, girl.
You misunderstand, for I am.
Allow me to rephrase that.
You misunderstand me, for I am the gourmet.
The gourmet?
Indeed.
It's true.
Yes?
I always imagined the great gourmet was a wood health.
You see, only someone with a knowledge of woodland herbs could combine silence.
I'm ready to prepare the grand feast.
Well, actually, you're not.
Wearing a chef's hat, I mean, there's one right over there on the shelf.
You can't very well cook without it.
Oh, and I'm over-encumbered by a chef's hat.
How about that?
Um, where is it?
Uh, where Caesar was at instead.
Alrighty, then.
Hello, girl.
Oh, just look at you.
Absolutely brilliant.
Now, now you're just as I imagined.
God, I'm a bit rude there.
Enough.
The gourmet is here to cook, not a talk.
Let's begin.
Yes, but of course.
The Emperor has requested your signature dish, the potage le Magnifique.
I've taken the liberty of getting it started.
But the cook only says so much, and everyone makes the potage differently.
I would be honored if we could make it the gourmet special way.
The base broth is already boiled.
We can get started right now.
So, uh, which ingredient should I add next?
Um...
Oh, I get it.
This is a test, right?
You want to see how well I know the potage le Magnifique.
Well, then, I think a pinch of frost salt should do the trick, right?
Now, what my choice, then?
Very well.
I think we should add some chorus eggs for additional flavor.
Chorus eggs.
Okay, uh, let me see.
This, uh, let's try that.
Just a sprig or two.
Uh, my choice?
Hmm.
All right, then.
Tomatoes.
Simple, yet infinitely flavorful.
Don't you agree?
Well, I have to say, the stew's done.
Add anything else, and we may dilute the distinct flavors.
So, is that it?
Oh, what is this?
Some kind of herb?
Are you sure?
The potage tastes perfectly confirmed.
Now, now, Giana, who's the gourmet hair?
I'm sorry.
Of course, it's your most important thing.
How dare she question our profound wisdom in the gourmet?
If I may say so, it has been an honor getting a chance to prepare a meal with, well, the best chef in the entire empire.
Ah, it's cool, it's fine.
My pleasure.
They are, they're dying, indeed.
At a CO- Gorgeous.
Look at that juicy ass.
Fucking massive physique.
Don't spill it now.
The Jaruin route was really expensive, actually.
No, I have no idea if it was.
If it was really expensive, I will tear down this blasphemous fabric in honor of Jarl Ulfric.
By the way, I need to check something.
Apparently, in Jarl Ulfric's office in Windhelm, there is supposed to be notes from the Tallmors.
Come on, go then.
Notes from the Tallmor giving him orders, like so that Ulfrig is acting on behalf of the Thalmor.
It could be really interesting.
Murder?
Come on and go.
for you.
You insolent bastard.
Yes, go on then.
Go on, girl.
Actually, please, I'll serve.
You just stand there and be amazing.
That is what I did.
Kill the Emperor!
Hello guys!
Aha, here we are, honored guests.
I present to you the gourmet.
Ah, the montage le magnifique.
So delicious.
My friends, as Emperor, I of course reserve the right of first taste.
Oh, how marvelous.
Just delicious.
It is everything I had hoped it would be.
I think something's wrong.
Okay, now let's get ready to get out of here.
Alright then.
No, you don't understand.
There's been some kind of mistake.
I fuck.
Ah, God, I can't even see anything.
Bye.
Where are the exit then?
Escape the tower.
Okay, let's just run for a while.
God, it don't really hurt.
Their damage is really fucking bad.
Ah, Talos, come on.
Eh.
Let's.
But it says we can go up there.
Oh.
Oh, there we are.
Hello, Emperor.
Bye.
Open Solitude.
Okay.
Less than glorious gameplay right there, but oh no.
what's happening and sufferable decoy the emperor has ever employed i'm glad he's dead i'm even happy you killed him You, an assassin for the Dark Brotherhood.
Just made an attempt on the Emperor's life would have succeeded had it been the real man Surprised so was I when a member of your family came to me with a plan.
We worked out a deal you see An exchange.
I get you, and the Dark Brotherhood gets to continue its existence.
But you know what?
I've changed my mind.
How about this?
I kill you and butcher each and every one of your miserable little friends.
Your sanctuary's being put to the sword right now.
That's what I think of this deal.
You killed my son, all of you, and now you'll pay the price.
I actually like him.
I think he's in here.
He's in the right hair.
Alright then, escape the tower.
Let's take a potion.
Extreme healing.
That's.
That's that's some good stuff right there.
Okay, let's let's just get out of here and return to Skyrim.
Skyrim belongs to the nords.
Could I actually jump down there?
Diskyrim.
Oh, there we are.
Nice.
Yeah, so that escape was less than glorious, I suppose.
But.
Wow, look at this, though.
This is rather awesome.
Let's hide.
Here.
and see if we can actually haven't i discovered Falkrit Okay, guards are pursuing me.
Alright, I'll just edit a bit.
Alright, Elena France, there we are.
I just ran around a bit until we weren't.
We weren't followed anymore.
Admire this glorious horse, Frost.
Frost the loyal, I call him.
Alright, cool.
So let's return to the sanctuary.
Hello, little fox, how are you today?
And see what the crack is, in all actuality.
So yeah, we were set up by someone.
We're gonna fight on our answer.
Alright, then you wanna box with me?
How dare they attack my horse?
No, my poor horse.
Who's...
Do we have a friend there somewhere?
Aha.
Ah, fuck.
You're nothing kinda stupid to engage in an archery contest with a woodal.
Look at that.
My two horses.
That's rather awesome.
Horses against Panathius Vocalapis.
Fuck.
Come on and die, you insolent dogs.
Ah, there we are.
Thank you, horse.
Thank you, horse.
You are true friend, horses.
I appreciate thy help.
Alright, let's look at what the crack is here.
Astrid.
Astrid, please don't be dead.
With so much to talk about regarding a bright future.
One of these corpses.
Doesn't matter.
Oh, look at that.
Okay, I'm gonna do like this.
God, I'm really bad, actually.
Ah, come on, die then.
Rawr!
Now Dallas.
It's really frustrating to be this fucking bad in close combat.
Search for survivors.
Are here.
Well, look at that.
Werewolf.
I don't actually remember this Wow, look at that!
Ahaha!
Here we are.
How dare you talk of submission.
Talos, give me strength!
you nothing hear me all right I need I need me a potion right now Come on, Anne.
Yes!
Oh, nice.
God, there are quite many of them.
I don't remember this at all, to be honest.
Imagine how horrible it must be to be in there.
All righty then true friends.
To create additional suspension, I feel that this episode has been going on for quite a long time already.
I don't wanna do this whole storyline at this particular moment.
So I'm just gonna leave you right here and then next episode I'll hopefully be back with a face cam.
But either way, thank you very much for watching and then obviously next episode I'll finish the Dark Brotherhood questline.
