The Golden One - Marcus Follin - Assassin of Glory. Dark Brotherhood Chapter 6 Aired: 2015-10-09 Duration: 29:41 === Sick Fac Videos (09:56) === [00:00:00] Hello, lads. [00:00:02] How are we today? [00:00:03] My face still isn't glorious enough to be seen, so I thought today's video will be yet another faceless Let's Play. [00:00:13] But I think I'll be back to my regular video routine either tomorrow or the day after that. [00:00:22] And I have some training footage coming up. [00:00:26] I realize that I can make some cool sick fac videos with the martial arts as well. [00:00:37] Bring some variety to the mix. [00:00:41] But more of that later. [00:00:42] And we're gonna talk to this gorgeous girl. [00:00:45] Hello, gorgeous. [00:00:49] Awesome. [00:00:50] But what of the fool? [00:00:51] Is Cicero dead? [00:00:53] Cicero? [00:00:54] Excellent. [00:00:55] Once again, you've proven yourself a born assassin. [00:00:59] Tell you what. [00:01:00] Quite so. [00:01:00] Why don't you hold on to Shadow Mirror a while longer? [00:01:03] He's a fine steed and hasn't been ridden nearly as much as he should lately. [00:01:08] And now that the Cicero mess has been mopped up, there's just one more target before we strike out at the Emperor. [00:01:20] Have you by chance heard of the gourmet? [00:01:23] The gourmet he makes sick Gaines Kitchen. [00:01:27] That would be cool. [00:01:28] The gourmet is scheduled to cook for the Emperor at a special dinner. [00:01:32] You'll kill him, steal his writ of passage, and assume the role of Master Chef. [00:01:38] Festus has been spearheading this part of the assassination plan. [00:01:42] He's close to uncovering the identity of the gourmet. [00:01:46] You should report to him. [00:01:50] Imagine that. [00:01:51] Gains kitchen with the gourmet. [00:01:53] That wouldn't be cool. [00:01:56] And then we can cook something fun. [00:01:59] Oh, Festus, where are thou? [00:02:01] I just want to talk to you. [00:02:04] I'm going to eat these mushrooms first so I become juicy. [00:02:09] The rhetoric, hello, main. [00:02:17] When I become wolf, I am treachery incarnate. [00:02:20] And then what's this? [00:02:22] Apprentice? [00:02:23] Alright, talk to me. [00:02:24] Hello, mate. [00:02:26] Quite so. [00:02:28] But first, you'll need to learn who he is. [00:02:30] Assuming, of course, that the gourmet actually is a he could be a woman for all we know. [00:02:37] You know, maybe I was wrong. [00:02:38] I bet it's anyone. [00:02:44] And my seems to be a message from the gourmet. [00:02:47] Alrighty, then. [00:02:49] Get on with it. [00:02:51] Get on with it. [00:02:54] As I was saying, he's beginning to get cranky. [00:02:58] He's an old fool. [00:03:01] Tell me about this cookbook. [00:03:04] Alright. [00:03:06] Let's admire these spiders. [00:03:07] Hello, spiders. [00:03:09] They are true friends, spiders, in all that, shall they? [00:03:15] I'm known, Root. [00:03:16] I always want to collect. [00:03:20] Hello. [00:03:21] Are you well now? [00:03:25] Sickening. [00:03:26] How about that? [00:03:27] What's it like being an Argonian? [00:03:29] I wonder that. [00:03:32] I've actually never played as an Argonian. [00:03:35] Never played as a Khajiit either. [00:03:40] Never been a bossmere either, to be honest. [00:03:42] I don't know why. [00:03:43] I have no idea, true friends, why that might be. [00:03:48] Understone keep. [00:03:50] Alrighty then. [00:03:52] Markot. [00:03:57] I like Riften. [00:03:59] Also like Markart a lot. [00:04:01] Really sick physique city, you know, like Sheltie. [00:04:05] And might help the Forsorn liberate it from the Nordge. [00:04:13] I like them. [00:04:13] They're good nationalist separatists of juiciness. [00:04:19] Hello, lads. [00:04:25] The Bosmer are quite short, actually. [00:04:27] But that's Kugel. [00:04:32] That is. [00:04:35] That's completely. [00:04:36] Oh, hello, dog. [00:04:38] Can you talk to me? [00:04:40] It says I can talk to the dog, but I can't. [00:04:43] Hello, dog. [00:04:43] Can I pet him? [00:04:45] That's quite cute. [00:04:46] He could be a faithful companion. [00:05:00] Hello! [00:05:01] Oh, but you are! [00:05:03] I know who you are, Anton, and where you're from. [00:05:06] Who are you? [00:05:08] What do you want? [00:05:08] Murrashi! [00:05:10] The gourmet. [00:05:11] Who is he? [00:05:12] Let's see. [00:05:24] For the Dark Brotherhood, that can be easily arranged. [00:05:28] The Dark Brotherhood? [00:05:30] Now, now, wait a minute. [00:05:31] Let's not get hasty. [00:05:33] I mean, surely my friend wouldn't want me to endanger my own life, right? [00:05:38] Right. [00:05:38] His name is Balogorgronolobe. [00:05:40] He's an orc. [00:05:41] The gourmet's an orc. [00:05:42] He's staying at the Nightgate Inn. [00:05:44] That's all I know. [00:05:46] Now, now you'll let me go, right? [00:05:50] No. [00:05:54] But I don't want to kill him. [00:05:56] Okay, alright. [00:05:57] Wonderful. [00:05:59] You're welcome. [00:06:00] I'll just be on my way then. [00:06:04] But I don't want to kill him. [00:06:10] Alright, true friends. [00:06:14] I'm sorry, Anton. [00:06:17] You left me no choice. [00:06:20] Now I'm gonna kill your friend. [00:06:22] Do you have anything fun on you? [00:06:24] Ah, sweet roll. [00:06:25] Foi mirin. [00:06:27] The sweet roll of wisdom. [00:06:29] Okay, let's uh let's get out of here and look at the possibility of killing the gourmet. [00:06:39] Not really. [00:06:42] Not really all the glorious, to be honest, to kill Grabul the juicy orc. [00:06:48] Like, he supplies his true friends with sick meals high in protein and micronutrients each day. [00:06:54] And then we're gonna kill him. [00:06:56] I would rather much rather have him in my service. [00:06:59] Imagine that, though. [00:07:01] You have like a gourmet chef, a personal chef that makes you nutritious meal every day. [00:07:12] That would be awesome, though. [00:07:15] Oh well, I still have to do the will of Scythis. [00:07:19] Unfortunately. [00:07:21] But you know, life is what it is. [00:07:23] Sometimes you have to kill chefs to appease your employers. [00:07:28] Mostly that happens in Skyrim though, but you know. [00:07:35] It's okay, actually. [00:07:37] The Nightgate Inn Cellar. [00:07:42] Hello, Grugrabul. [00:07:45] Alright, let's kill this juicy pale orc. [00:07:51] Hello, Grugrabul. [00:07:56] Now Stalos, I love you! [00:07:58] Foi, Mirin, look at that! [00:08:01] Sick physique! [00:08:02] And we're gonna hide. [00:08:05] Where can we hide him, though? [00:08:08] Behind here, maybe. [00:08:11] Oh. [00:08:12] Alright, then, let's look at the possibility of dragging this guy. [00:08:17] Come with me. [00:08:22] Come here then. [00:08:24] Not of the drag things. [00:08:26] I remember he'd done this only once before, and that was actually a good few years back when I did this the first time. [00:08:35] Are you hidden now? [00:08:36] You are you spastic? [00:08:37] Come on now. [00:08:40] Come on. [00:08:42] Ah! [00:08:46] Maybe we can use a shout. [00:08:49] How about that? [00:08:53] Ah, look at that. [00:08:54] Sick physique. [00:08:57] Now we have the writ of thing. [00:09:00] Let's report back to Festus the juicy juicy Pelork. [00:09:08] No, he is. [00:09:09] Is he a Nord? [00:09:10] I don't know. [00:09:11] I'm gonna see if there is an alternate route out from here. [00:09:17] Skyrim belongs to the Nord. [00:09:20] It's true. [00:09:21] It does. [00:09:22] Foi, look at this. [00:09:23] That's awesome. [00:09:24] I like those kind of things. [00:09:30] In all actuality, I can confirm this to be true. [00:09:35] I wonder why they didn't do any more DLCs for Skyrim. [00:09:40] Like Solstheim and Dawnguard. [00:09:47] I mean, those were really good. [00:09:48] Added loads of joy and content to the core game. [00:09:53] And I mean, since Skyrim was so popular, they would make a lot of money on it as well. === Emperors and Assassins (04:53) === [00:09:57] Like, I would definitely buy it. [00:09:59] A new DLC for Skyrim. [00:10:02] Elge Ghorls Online wasn't really really worthy. [00:10:07] Hello, mate. [00:10:09] He's dead. [00:10:10] Can you understand that? [00:10:12] Ah, performed your duties to the letter. [00:10:16] I was wrong about you. [00:10:18] Indeed. [00:10:19] It's called the Night Weaver's Band. [00:10:22] I wore this for years. [00:10:24] I want you to have it now. [00:10:26] Now you'd better get a move on and see Aston. [00:10:30] Hello, gorgeous. [00:10:31] Brother. [00:10:31] In the Dark Brotherhood, I found acceptance, love, and my life's true purpose. [00:10:36] Perhaps I want to find love with you. [00:10:38] Not a curious question. [00:10:39] Well, I enjoy moonlit nights, taking long walks on the beach, knitting, and unicorns. [00:10:46] In fact, I once took a seaside stroll on a moonlit night and discovered a unicorn, which I proceeded to stab in the throat with a crochet needle. [00:10:55] I'm a woman of refined, yet simple tastes. [00:11:00] Uh, cool. [00:11:01] We'll talk later. [00:11:04] I don't like how she refers to us as brother, though. [00:11:09] Brother zoned. [00:11:11] I mean, we are rather handsome, after all, aren't we? [00:11:17] Look at that red and dashing hair. [00:11:21] Oh, by the way, I have to look what we got. [00:11:25] Cicero. [00:11:28] What did we get? [00:11:31] We got. [00:11:33] Was it a weapon, perhaps? [00:11:38] Hmm. [00:11:43] Oh, there we are. [00:11:45] Sneaking and destruction. [00:11:48] I don't really use destruction. [00:11:52] They're ready to assassinate the Emperor. [00:12:00] The Emperor will die for Sithis and the Nightmother. [00:12:07] Ah, she's jelly. [00:12:11] So let's see. [00:12:11] She does not approve of this. [00:12:14] Go now to Castle Dower in solitude. [00:12:17] Present the gourmet's writ of passage to the officer in charge, Commander Merrow. [00:12:22] I'm sure you remember him. [00:12:24] You'll gain unrestricted access to the kitchens and then the Emperor. [00:12:29] You're posing as a chef, so you can poison his meal rather easily. [00:12:34] Alright, then what poison should I use? [00:12:37] Here, take this. [00:12:38] It's called Jeronroot. [00:12:40] All it takes is one taste, and the effects are quite immediate. [00:12:45] The Emperor will be serving Scythis before he even knows he's dead. [00:12:49] Once you've been killed, escape through the upper door and across the bridge. [00:12:54] I've arranged for it to be unguarded once the alarm is sounded. [00:12:59] Now go, my friend. [00:13:01] Go and fulfill your destiny as listener. [00:13:05] Not Dalos. [00:13:10] It took all the favors, bribes, and blackmails I could muster, but I've secured your exit out of the keep. [00:13:17] Just follow my instructions, and the Dark Brotherhood will be back on top. [00:13:22] All thanks to you. [00:13:24] Awesome, bruh. [00:13:27] Thanks, girl. [00:13:29] I will, girl. [00:13:31] Woman. [00:13:31] Mem. [00:13:32] Ma'am. [00:13:34] So yeah, speaking of killing emperors, I'm actually reading a book right now called Iron and Rust, if I'm not mistaken. [00:13:42] The latest by Harry Sidebottom, at least. [00:13:47] And I don't know what year it was exactly, but six emperors died within a year. [00:13:54] I'm actually gonna need to check that on that. [00:13:57] So to make sure I'm not spreading misinformation here, but I think it was 200 and something AD, a really turbulent time in the Roman Empire when his emperors came and went. [00:14:10] I'm not sure of the exact date, but it was 200 something. [00:14:14] I'm not sure about the exact number of emperors either, but a really turbulent time in all like that. [00:14:22] interesting time period was it was I supposed to talk to him stop right there tower is off limits until further notice what's this now Look at that! [00:14:37] Haha! [00:14:41] Indeed. === Tower Off Limits (10:36) === [00:14:50] You're not dressed as I would have suspected. [00:14:53] But please don't let me keep you. [00:14:55] Proceed to the kitchen straight away. [00:14:57] Gianna, the castle chef, has been eagerly awaiting your arrival. [00:15:01] She's Gianna. [00:15:04] That sounds like one of those really good-looking Italian girls. [00:15:10] Italian girls are actually quite good looking indeed. [00:15:13] I must say, I must admit this. [00:15:19] Hello, girl. [00:15:25] You misunderstand, for I am. [00:15:29] Allow me to rephrase that. [00:15:33] You misunderstand me, for I am the gourmet. [00:15:36] The gourmet? [00:15:38] Indeed. [00:15:38] It's true. [00:15:46] Yes? [00:15:49] I always imagined the great gourmet was a wood health. [00:15:52] You see, only someone with a knowledge of woodland herbs could combine silence. [00:16:00] I'm ready to prepare the grand feast. [00:16:02] Well, actually, you're not. [00:16:04] Wearing a chef's hat, I mean, there's one right over there on the shelf. [00:16:08] You can't very well cook without it. [00:16:17] Oh, and I'm over-encumbered by a chef's hat. [00:16:20] How about that? [00:16:21] Um, where is it? [00:16:25] Uh, where Caesar was at instead. [00:16:30] Alrighty, then. [00:16:32] Hello, girl. [00:16:33] Oh, just look at you. [00:16:35] Absolutely brilliant. [00:16:36] Now, now you're just as I imagined. [00:16:41] God, I'm a bit rude there. [00:16:44] Enough. [00:16:44] The gourmet is here to cook, not a talk. [00:16:46] Let's begin. [00:16:46] Yes, but of course. [00:16:48] The Emperor has requested your signature dish, the potage le Magnifique. [00:16:53] I've taken the liberty of getting it started. [00:16:55] But the cook only says so much, and everyone makes the potage differently. [00:17:00] I would be honored if we could make it the gourmet special way. [00:17:04] The base broth is already boiled. [00:17:06] We can get started right now. [00:17:08] So, uh, which ingredient should I add next? [00:17:17] Um... [00:17:17] Oh, I get it. [00:17:19] This is a test, right? [00:17:20] You want to see how well I know the potage le Magnifique. [00:17:24] Well, then, I think a pinch of frost salt should do the trick, right? [00:17:28] Now, what my choice, then? [00:17:34] Very well. [00:17:35] I think we should add some chorus eggs for additional flavor. [00:17:38] Chorus eggs. [00:17:43] Okay, uh, let me see. [00:17:46] This, uh, let's try that. [00:17:48] Just a sprig or two. [00:17:53] Uh, my choice? [00:17:55] Hmm. [00:17:56] All right, then. [00:17:57] Tomatoes. [00:17:58] Simple, yet infinitely flavorful. [00:18:00] Don't you agree? [00:18:02] Well, I have to say, the stew's done. [00:18:04] Add anything else, and we may dilute the distinct flavors. [00:18:07] So, is that it? [00:18:11] Oh, what is this? [00:18:13] Some kind of herb? [00:18:14] Are you sure? [00:18:15] The potage tastes perfectly confirmed. [00:18:21] Now, now, Giana, who's the gourmet hair? [00:18:24] I'm sorry. [00:18:25] Of course, it's your most important thing. [00:18:26] How dare she question our profound wisdom in the gourmet? [00:18:32] If I may say so, it has been an honor getting a chance to prepare a meal with, well, the best chef in the entire empire. [00:18:39] Ah, it's cool, it's fine. [00:18:42] My pleasure. [00:18:47] They are, they're dying, indeed. [00:18:51] At a CO- Gorgeous. [00:18:53] Look at that juicy ass. [00:18:56] Fucking massive physique. [00:18:58] Don't spill it now. [00:19:00] The Jaruin route was really expensive, actually. [00:19:05] No, I have no idea if it was. [00:19:07] If it was really expensive, I will tear down this blasphemous fabric in honor of Jarl Ulfric. [00:19:18] By the way, I need to check something. [00:19:20] Apparently, in Jarl Ulfric's office in Windhelm, there is supposed to be notes from the Tallmors. [00:19:28] Come on, go then. [00:19:31] Notes from the Tallmor giving him orders, like so that Ulfrig is acting on behalf of the Thalmor. [00:19:41] It could be really interesting. [00:19:45] Murder? [00:19:47] Come on and go. [00:19:48] for you. [00:19:50] You insolent bastard. [00:19:58] Yes, go on then. [00:20:01] Go on, girl. [00:20:04] Actually, please, I'll serve. [00:20:09] You just stand there and be amazing. [00:20:13] That is what I did. [00:20:16] Kill the Emperor! [00:20:25] Hello guys! [00:20:26] Aha, here we are, honored guests. [00:20:29] I present to you the gourmet. [00:20:32] Ah, the montage le magnifique. [00:20:35] So delicious. [00:20:37] My friends, as Emperor, I of course reserve the right of first taste. [00:20:47] Oh, how marvelous. [00:20:49] Just delicious. [00:20:50] It is everything I had hoped it would be. [00:20:54] I think something's wrong. [00:20:58] Okay, now let's get ready to get out of here. [00:21:09] Alright then. [00:21:11] No, you don't understand. [00:21:12] There's been some kind of mistake. [00:21:14] I fuck. [00:21:24] Ah, God, I can't even see anything. [00:21:26] Bye. [00:21:30] Where are the exit then? [00:21:32] Escape the tower. [00:21:34] Okay, let's just run for a while. [00:21:36] God, it don't really hurt. [00:21:43] Their damage is really fucking bad. [00:21:53] Ah, Talos, come on. [00:21:56] Eh. [00:21:56] Let's. [00:22:01] But it says we can go up there. [00:22:08] Oh. [00:22:09] Oh, there we are. [00:22:10] Hello, Emperor. [00:22:11] Bye. [00:22:12] Open Solitude. [00:22:14] Okay. [00:22:16] Less than glorious gameplay right there, but oh no. [00:22:28] what's happening and sufferable decoy the emperor has ever employed i'm glad he's dead i'm even happy you killed him You, an assassin for the Dark Brotherhood. [00:22:39] Just made an attempt on the Emperor's life would have succeeded had it been the real man Surprised so was I when a member of your family came to me with a plan. [00:22:50] We worked out a deal you see An exchange. [00:22:55] I get you, and the Dark Brotherhood gets to continue its existence. [00:22:59] But you know what? [00:23:00] I've changed my mind. [00:23:02] How about this? [00:23:03] I kill you and butcher each and every one of your miserable little friends. [00:23:07] Your sanctuary's being put to the sword right now. [00:23:10] That's what I think of this deal. [00:23:12] You killed my son, all of you, and now you'll pay the price. [00:23:16] I actually like him. [00:23:18] I think he's in here. [00:23:20] He's in the right hair. [00:23:23] Alright then, escape the tower. [00:23:30] Let's take a potion. [00:23:32] Extreme healing. [00:23:33] That's. [00:23:37] That's that's some good stuff right there. [00:23:39] Okay, let's let's just get out of here and return to Skyrim. [00:23:44] Skyrim belongs to the nords. [00:23:47] Could I actually jump down there? [00:23:52] Diskyrim. [00:23:54] Oh, there we are. [00:23:55] Nice. [00:23:56] Yeah, so that escape was less than glorious, I suppose. [00:24:00] But. [00:24:03] Wow, look at this, though. [00:24:05] This is rather awesome. [00:24:07] Let's hide. [00:24:09] Here. [00:24:11] and see if we can actually haven't i discovered Falkrit Okay, guards are pursuing me. [00:24:27] Alright, I'll just edit a bit. [00:24:29] Alright, Elena France, there we are. [00:24:32] I just ran around a bit until we weren't. [00:24:37] We weren't followed anymore. [00:24:39] Admire this glorious horse, Frost. [00:24:42] Frost the loyal, I call him. [00:24:45] Alright, cool. [00:24:46] So let's return to the sanctuary. [00:24:48] Hello, little fox, how are you today? [00:24:51] And see what the crack is, in all actuality. [00:24:56] So yeah, we were set up by someone. [00:25:04] We're gonna fight on our answer. [00:25:10] Alright, then you wanna box with me? [00:25:16] How dare they attack my horse? [00:25:24] No, my poor horse. === Thank Horse, Fight Dogs (03:19) === [00:25:27] Who's... [00:25:29] Do we have a friend there somewhere? [00:25:33] Aha. [00:25:38] Ah, fuck. [00:25:41] You're nothing kinda stupid to engage in an archery contest with a woodal. [00:25:56] Look at that. [00:25:57] My two horses. [00:25:59] That's rather awesome. [00:26:01] Horses against Panathius Vocalapis. [00:26:08] Fuck. [00:26:12] Come on and die, you insolent dogs. [00:26:18] Ah, there we are. [00:26:19] Thank you, horse. [00:26:20] Thank you, horse. [00:26:22] You are true friend, horses. [00:26:25] I appreciate thy help. [00:26:28] Alright, let's look at what the crack is here. [00:26:32] Astrid. [00:26:34] Astrid, please don't be dead. [00:26:37] With so much to talk about regarding a bright future. [00:26:44] One of these corpses. [00:26:45] Doesn't matter. [00:26:47] Oh, look at that. [00:26:53] Okay, I'm gonna do like this. [00:27:07] God, I'm really bad, actually. [00:27:11] Ah, come on, die then. [00:27:21] Rawr! [00:27:22] Now Dallas. [00:27:25] It's really frustrating to be this fucking bad in close combat. [00:27:30] Search for survivors. [00:27:35] Are here. [00:27:36] Well, look at that. [00:27:37] Werewolf. [00:27:39] I don't actually remember this Wow, look at that! [00:27:49] Ahaha! [00:27:54] Here we are. [00:28:04] How dare you talk of submission. [00:28:14] Talos, give me strength! [00:28:18] you nothing hear me all right I need I need me a potion right now Come on, Anne. === Imagine How Horrible (00:54) === [00:28:47] Yes! [00:28:48] Oh, nice. [00:28:52] God, there are quite many of them. [00:28:53] I don't remember this at all, to be honest. [00:28:57] Imagine how horrible it must be to be in there. [00:29:05] All righty then true friends. [00:29:08] To create additional suspension, I feel that this episode has been going on for quite a long time already. [00:29:18] I don't wanna do this whole storyline at this particular moment. [00:29:22] So I'm just gonna leave you right here and then next episode I'll hopefully be back with a face cam. [00:29:29] But either way, thank you very much for watching and then obviously next episode I'll finish the Dark Brotherhood questline. [00:29:36] It will be highly glorious. [00:29:39] And who am I? [00:29:40] There's a secret I'll never tell.