Total War: With Facecam. Western Roman Empire Chapter 5
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I realize that I haven't made one of these episodes in over a month.
I don't know why, but either way, I've taken a good few turns since the last episode.
Just because the campaign is so big and takes so long, so it's not really viable to make an episode of exactly everything I do.
So I'm just gonna run over basically what has happened.
And I don't really remember what happened in the last episode, but either way, I'm just gonna show you the Glorious Empire.
I managed to subjugate the Suebians.
I took their last settlement and subjugated them.
I have a peace treaty with Gaul.
And, you know, stable enough, southern Gaul here.
Spain, as usual, is very rebellious.
Have a little rebellion there.
gonna bring these guys over to subjugate them and because we can't really do any we can do a fleet but uh not an army as it were uh my My friends, the Gits, they're not really friends now, but they have been molesting my cities, as it were.
We have a rebellion on our hands here by some African rebels.
Hopefully, we'll defend that.
Then we have not stable.
You see, we're gonna have a rebellion right here as well.
Gotta do something about that.
We have separatists here, almost kill them.
And more separatists there.
A bit of problems here as well.
I'm gonna try to misdirect that army there.
The Thunderbolts of Donar.
And then we have the Ostrogoths coming in right there.
Gonna see if we can do anything to stop them.
And we have a good army right here in all like sheltered.
So that's basically where we're at.
And something very interesting is that the Eastern Roman Empire asked us if we would allow them to become a Satrapy state or a client state.
So these they are our What's the right term now?
Puppet state.
That's it.
And they actually granted us 10,000 gold for that.
So you see our coffers are quite well filled indeed as it were.
So we're gonna look at upgrading infrastructure.
Gonna upgrade the cities because when you upgrade the cities the garrison also get better Which obviously is good because then you can withstand rebellions even if you don't really have any any sort of regular army nearby.
So I'm gonna take these guys over here.
Hopefully we'll get there in time so we can subjugate the bastard and we could take Elusa back from the rebels.
It could be an idea, if we want.
That Could also bring this army up here to deal with these guys.
But I think I'm gonna just station them in Narbu, train a few more solaries and then next turn, retake those guys.
So I can't really Reach those guys, unfortunately.
So we're just gonna be stationed there.
Same here, can't really reach them.
So, with that said, the most fun aspect of total war is to build things.
So, we're gonna upgrade Italia, you see.
Neapolis fountain, always a good idea.
And we have some more cash to spend right here.
Can go with a town right there, and then we can recruit some more units.
Maybe you can do that.
Okay, we have a full stack right there.
We do it here, maybe there we are.
Alright, end turn.
I will utilize a little edit as well.
Alright, then troopers.
Look at what happened here.
We got charged.
So, I'm gonna take this battle because, see, there, I can't really out-resolve it.
So, let's do it, shall we?
Alright, so we see they have two catapults and a lot of cavalry.
So, the catapults are the things that we have to look out for.
And now, mounted artillery.
God, I wish we didn't have this much fog.
The enemy is over here, which means that I want to place you there.
God, I wish we had another one.
And the barricades, where might we place you then?
there perhaps this might be handy to have at the walls God, I can't see a thing here.
Oh well, and then we have a reinforcement coming in late as well.
Cool, so we have one cavalry unit.
So, first of all, what we're gonna do is station you there and heavy shot as usual.
I will run out with this to try to get their catapults as soon as possible because without their catapults, they are not as deadly as it were.
So, this spearmen stand at a ready right there and just you know try to defend our beautiful towers here.
The general don't want you to die.
So, alright, that's basically what we can do right now.
And I'm gonna start the battle try to target their general right there and now glory to Rome.
Oh, look at that.
Yes, come on in.
There we are.
Sikmu Sikru.
Love it.
Absolutely love it.
Now, this is absolutely perfect.
And go with it to the general right there and our sea captain.
We'll have two and you two.
No, they have ah, fuck, they didn't get those, but it's fine, I suppose.
Let's see if we can get a cool shot in here would be lovely.
Ah, look at the carnage.
Though nice did we only have one unit of those?
How blasphemous.
Ah fuck, now they're starting to unleash hell upon us.
Highly inglorious, I would want to get in a good shot at the general instead.
Actually, I'm gonna do that.
There might be a good.
Ah fuck, look at that.
Let's zoom in and see if we can get a cool shot.
It's a quite cool view in all actuality.
Had a nice close shave today, by the way, with my safety racer quite nice.
No, what's happened now?
Are you out of ammo?
Is that it's trying to take out the god?
Can you hurry up?
Maybe we're cool if we can reach the general right there, but I suppose we can't.
And these are, ah, look at this carnage meh.
gonna speed up the gameplay just a bit to see what a crack is in all actuality.
So what will happen is basically, they're probably gonna take this, this down, and then we'll have a battle on our hands.
All right, there we are now.
Everyone get into the to the fight and no, stay there.
Don't want these guys in here, because then they will take our tower and then we're open thin ice.
My friends, I want to keep these towers alive for as long as possible and do not want to let these guys oh good nice, Kwanan go on.
lads for GOD HIMSELF and this is a very good position as As long as we can hold the towers, this is a very good position for us.
Can you zoom in and see the like the towers just pouring down on them?
This is cool nice awesome, true friends, awesome.
All right where?
And you are okay, they're quite far away.
It's cool, it's fine.
There is ah, fucking hell.
That was not very good, not very good at all.
We really needed those towers, but You know, it is what it is.
We might beat them anyway in a war of attrition and we have towers here also see if we can Balestaria.
Hey, CD is running from us now.
That is beautiful.
Yes.
Keep running you dogs.
They are but a dog, and I'm their master.
Now, where is the little general?
There it is somewhere.
And we see there the balance of power.
We are outnumbering them in all like shelter.
Feels good man, Dr. APG.
This is Carnage and Mayhem, if there ever was Carnage and Mayhem in all of Celtic.
Look at that!
He's pouring down missiles on the enemy.
Wow, look at that.
Mirin, I think we actually might win this right now.
Once regeneral breaks, I think this is GG Giga.
Good game.
Good game, well played, as you say.
Come on and die, unbelievers!
These are some filthy rebels who have had the audacity to rise up against the just Roman rule.
Alrighty then, true friends.
I utilized a good long edit there.
Just grinding at the wall and their general finally died and victory was ours.
Awesome.
End battle.
Heroic victory.
So yeah, rebel scum.
That's exactly how it goes.
If you rise up against the just rule of Rome.
And you're even Roman rebels.
I shake my head in disgust and despair at such barbarity.
I'm gonna take on the warriors though, because they fought valiantly.
Then I'm gonna alright, cool.
So there was a turn, you can see what a matter of state, those are always fun.
A local noble seeking favor gives us a rag of fine cults to do as we wish.
Stud the horses.
Fucking sick for Sikudo.
That's what that is.
Hello, rebels.
I'm gonna be with you in just a moment.
After I've recruited these units, I don't really know what the Earthshakers are doing there.
If they want to box with me or not.
Oh, look at that.
We can upgrade something fun.
Ah, Legio.
Nice.
I'm gonna go with that immediately.
We have leveled a bit.
How quaint.
Integrity.
And.
I'm gonna look at that later as well.
Don't wanna make this episode all too long.
Now I realized this was actually the fifth episode.
And governed province is not a governor.
Commanded force.
Public order, always nice.
So I'll see if we're gonna do more of these episodes or if we're gonna start a new total war campaign or what I will do.
I don't know yet.
You can actually auto-resolve this, I think.
There we are.
Nice.
And are you still going to run away, you insolent bastard?
There we are.
Yeah, so that's basically my thoughts right there.
