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This is actually a new character, Glorfindel the Glorious.
Hello, Gorgeous.
God, look at that.
Isn't that cold?
It's good to spend time on solid land.
Admire her.
Okay, she didn't actually have a sick physique, to be honest.
So either way, my former Dark Blade, something was wrong with the save, so I had to create a new character.
This one is a Wood Elf.
And I thought I haven't made Let's Plays regarding Indeed, indeed you are.
Yes, I made a Wood Elf.
We can have a look at him.
Foi, Müran.
Muran gains red hair.
Can't really see.
Cool war paint.
Thieve skills armor.
I'm about in the middle of Thieves Guild.
But I've already made Let's Plays about it.
So we're going to start the Dark Brood Road and we're going to talk to a little boy.
He has indeed.
So we're gonna talk to him.
I'm the guardian angel of all boys, actually.
Perhaps in a hundred years they will say that.
The Golden One, the protector of all voice.
Hello, lad.
Talk to me.
Talk to Uncle Golden One.
Art thou alright, my friend.
I did the Black Sacrament, over and over, with the body and the things, and then you came, an assassin from the Dark Brotherhood.
I've come to save you.
You don't have to say anything.
There's no need.
You're here.
No need for words, young lad.
Yeah, he wants to kill someone.
You're never alone, you have me.
Grelod the Kunk.
Alright, cool.
Let's kill this.
Kill Grelod the Kind!
Yes, let's do it, Blue.
Alright.
To be honest, I'm kind of lonely here.
As much as I can.
A kiss, sweet mother.
Indeed, I'll sort you up, my young man.
Let's talk to her.
See if we can get talks and sense into her.
I bet she's a third-wave feminist who hates boys.
No, I don't know.
But yeah, as I was saying, like, you can be like a patron saint to different people.
And then, like, for this young boy, I'm the patron saint.
Like, I swoop down from the heavens to avenge him.
It's a murder, but murder.
But it's cool, it's fine.
We will justify it somehow.
And just look at the Riften.
Riften for me is the coolest.
That's my favorite place in Skyrim, actually.
It looks better during the day.
I'll wait a few hours later so we can admire Riften its full glory.
And obviously, it's autumn right now, and autumn for me is Skyrim.
Do I make myself clear?
Yes, and one more thing.
I will hear no more talk of adoptions.
None of you is getting adopted ever.
Nobody needs you.
Nobody wants you.
That's that's horrible.
Horrible thing to say.
I actually have a nice who is adopted.
Lovely girl.
I can only say this.
You're but a dog, and I'm your master.
Boom.
That was beautiful.
I hope you all admired my shot there.
It was quite quite cool indeed.
Straight into the chest, masterfully done.
And obviously, to introduce my character a bit further, he is an archer.
I have some skills in illusion as well, so I have the muffle thing on to be a nightblade.
And then some blocking, etc.
Some good overall character indeed.
Alright, let's try to find the way back here.
Oh, there we are.
Foi, Muran.
Admire that.
We sick.
Load her up with some water.
Alright then.
Talk to me.
Well, Grohod the kind.
Is she, you know?
Grelod the kind is dead.
I knew you could do it.
I just knew it.
I knew that our brotherhood would say that.
It wasn't really hard, to be honest, like just like I promised.
This should fetch you a nice price.
Thank you.
Thank you again.
Innocence lost.
What did I get?
Aretino family heirloom.
Alright then.
And now, true friends, let's.
I suppose we'll have to sleep somewhere, if I'm not mistaken.
Cool.
Let's let's look at the map.
I want to go back to Riften because that's where I want to be in the majority of this Let's Play series.
In all actuality.
So yeah, autumn.
Time for some Skyrim.
And obviously it's night time.
Oh well.
Let's find a nice place to stay.
This looks like a nice place.
I assume that was there was actually enemies on the raider.
I assume that was vampires.
What?
What's that now?
Hello, main.
He looks.
Hello, gorgeous.
Perhaps she's a lusty Argonian maid.
Sickening Okay, true friends.
Do you think she's a lusty Argonian maid?
If you don't know the book yet, it's a book where you can...
I think it was present in Oblivion as well, like the prequel to this game, where it's a metaphor for an Argonian maid, like a proper maid who cleans, for a nobleman, and then he starts insinuating that she's supposed to polish his spear, etc.
Let me know if there's anything else.
Tubru.
Let's have a good rest of four hours.
Now, the magic begins.
God, where am I?
I know exactly where I am, though.
We're at the abandoned shack and we're being captured.
Hello, gorgeous.
Our way to die.
Sleep well.
I did.
I did sleep well, actually.
A lover armor more than can be said for old Grelod.
Hmm.
Half of Skyrim knows.
Old Hag gets butchered in her own orphanage.
She had it coming.
She was but a dog.
It was.
It was a good kill, actually.
I can confirm this with you.
But there is a slight problem.
You see, that little Eretino boy was looking for the Dark Brotherhood.
But I can be with you, actually.
And my associates.
Grelod was by all rights a Dark Brotherhood contract.
A kill that you stole.
A kill you must repay.
All right, then, let's do it.
Well, now, funny you should ask.
If you turn around, you'll notice my guests.
I've collected them from well, that's not really important.
The here and now.
That's what matters.
All right, cool.
You see, there's a contract out on one of them, and that person can't leave this room alive.
All right, then, let's do it.
Which one?
Go on, see if you can figure it out.
Let's do it, true friends.
Make your kill.
I just want to observe and admire us.
Let's see.
I knew we could resolve this civilly.
A debt owed must be repaid.
You understand that?
I do.
Get to it then.
Pick your guest and send the poor fool to the void.
I'll give you the key to this shack, and you'll be on your way.
This guy looks dodgy as fuck.
Whoever this is, clearly, we got off on the wrong foot.
But no worries.
This is not the first time I have been bagged and dragged.
Ah, Varsha, at your service, obtainer of goods, taker of lives, and defiler of daughters.
Defiler of daughters?
Perhaps I will have my people carve my name in your corpse as a reminder.
You, I don't like your attitude.
Admire this skill now, true friends.
I would say that he's but a dog, but he's actually a cat, so I'm gonna come up with something else.
How dare you talk to me like that?
What's happening?
Damn it, what are you execution?
Oh, by the way, I have a mod that hides like um headgear.
That way, so I actually have like a hood on as well.
But I like to see the faces of the characters that way.
All of them were guilty.
Cat.
Oh, no, no, no.
Don't you understand?
Guilt, innocence, right, wrong?
Irrelevant.
What matters is you asked you to kill someone, and you obeyed, of course.
And you've repaid your debt in full.
Sickening.
Here's the key to the shack.
But why stop here?
I say we take our relationship to the next level.
Let's do it, Bruce.
I would like to officially extend to you an invitation to join my family.
Love it.
In the southwest reaches of Skyrim, in the pine forest, you'll find the entrance to our sanctuary.
It's just beneath the road, hidden from view.
When questioned by the black door, answer with the correct passphrase: Silence, my brother.
Love it, love it.
Silence.
And your new life begins.
Alright, cool.
Let's do it.
Alright, true friends.
I utilize a little edit.
A dog?
What sort of dog?
Ah, cool.
Let's inquire more about this glorious dog of the music.
Alright, let's do it.
Cool.
Let's have a little cardio session in the rain.
You can actually think it's quite nice to be out on a good old walk in the rain because you always know that the warmth of your homestead is there for you when you get back, so it becomes like a nice sensation.
Almost like coming home to the Dark Brotherhood.
Hello, Dor.
How are you today?
Silence, my brother.
Tybru.
Appreciate it.
Now let's talk to our new friend Astrid.
Kind of cool, cool name, actually.
I like it.
Hello, gorgeous.
I did.
What happens now?
Well, what happens now is you start your new life in the Dark Brotherhood.
Some sort of family exciting.
This, as you can see, is our sanctuary.
You won't find a safer place in all of Skyrim.
Awesome.
So get comfortable.
I will.
Our family, my dearest.
Our family.
Nice.
Together, united as one, the Dark Brotherhood can accomplish anything.
But you must be anxious to get to work.
I am arranging in Zoom, but need a bit more time.
For now, go see Nazir.
He's got several smaller contracts.
The sick cunt.
Soon, the nightmother will arrive.
And things around here are sure to get even more interesting.
Ah, but one last thing: a welcome home present.
Ah, the armor.
Yes. Nice.
Let's change clothes, true friends.
Always nice with new clothes.
Let's standard.
Foil, look at that.
That is field skilled.
Now, apparel.
And lot of arcade.
Quite bad, to be honest.
So, yeah.
Shrouded armor, poison resistance.
Boom.
Shrouded boots.
Oh, muffle.
That's brilliant.
Bows do more damage.
Yes, please.
Shrouded gloves.
Backstab does double damage.
That fucking awesome, if there ever was one.
Look at that.
Looking fucking juicy.
Again, MMA Rashgard.
I am.
Cool.
It's a pleasure.
Okay.
Fine.
If you're still breathing in a few weeks, I'm sure we'll be the best of friends.
Nice.
I won't work.
I won't kill someone.
Well, as it turns out, there are a few lingering contracts we haven't had the chance to complete just yet.
And more.
Dribbling in from time to time.
I'll assign them to you as they become available to be completed at your leisure.
Sounds simple enough.
It is.
These aren't particularly glamorous assassinations, I'll be honest.
Don't pay much either, but they'll keep you busy.
Just do them as you're able.
There's no real time limit.
The targets aren't going anywhere.
You can turn each one in as it's completed or wait and turn in the whole group when all the people have been eliminated.
I'm ready.
When you've completed all those, we'll see.
I'm gonna skip this part.
Can you actually train me effectively?
Like armor.
Nice.
She separated from her husband several months ago.
Now the two run competing mining operations.
What?
Okay.
I bet feminism did that.
Which is true.
Indeed, indeed.
Narfi, what kind of a guy is Narfi then?
I'll teach you how to use it effectively.
Either way, let's see what this little oops kill marked for death.
Like it.
Alright, cool.
So let's get to it, for the first.
She seems like an unpleasant woman.
I bet she was a big meanie towards her former husband.
I bet that's the reason they broke up.
No, I had no idea.
Might just be the case that he was the big mini, really.
Okay, I need to travel there.
How on nice.
Let's see where the other people are at.
Gonna need some cardio for that one.
Narfi.
Where are you?
Alright, then Narfi.
I haven't gotten any action in this episode.
Mainly conversation.
Foi mirin.
Look at that.
Look at the glorious nature of Skyrim.
Hello, main.
That's it, man.
Okay then, Narfibra, let us in all actuality kill this bastard.
And yes, that is a dark knight reference.
Is he perhaps sleeping here in there?
i want to get a clean clean kill didn't i actually have a i thought i had a dagger also I'm gonna need to get one.
Hello, Bru Here we are.
Serves you right for being spastic.
I don't know.
Didn't come up with anything original or fun to call him, so he was that instead.
Alrighty then, let's kill some some more Okay, let's kill Beithild we're gonna have to travel through to there Okay enemies nearby Let's let's get the fuck out of here
i just love the nature of skyrim so epic epic and glorious all right let's see if we can fast travel right now
Dawnstar Alright, I'll edit until we can Alright true friends, I utilized a little edit there until we came here Don't know for for how much we can actually sneak here.
It has a guard right there And there's some sort of other other Human or elf or something Alrighty, then where are you you greedy busted seems to be outside Is it down here?
Is that her maybe?
We're gonna have a quick save.
Let us do this.
The sneaky way.
If we have any poison.
Nice.
Now then.
DIE UNBELIEVER!
I'll be back for it later off I'll pay you good don't lose it No time to what in the actual spot he spoiled He spoiled my shot the cunt I'm gonna kill him And now we don't even have any poison weak poison oh fuck's sake oh well die unbeliever
ah come on come on come on don't want to get caught here Horik half-hand is not a true friend actually
Nice, we're hidden again I thought we'd get here with uh with one shot actually, but um it was not the case true friends not at all quick save again Oh there, there was it.
Did you see someone run past just now?
Yeah.
Yes Yes, how did you get this?
It was a little sneak thief.
Alright cool can can I get can I get back to my killing of this contract now thanks Blue and now they're looking at me cool let's see if we have another poison weakling that's fucking bad Boom Burina Marilis, is that even her?
Beethild?
That's not her.
God, I'm...
Ah, fuck.
Ah, come on, come on, come on.
Don't discover us.
So that's not even her.
I shot at the wrong girl.
I assumed that it was her.
And look at how I'm moonwalking there.
So yeah, either way.
Let's get the right target this time.
Skyrim belongs to the Norge!
Where is the...
Where is the girl at hand?
Where is she?
Ah ha!
Found you.
Now, true friends, do you think I can get her with a shot at boom?
Ah, there we are.
Beautifully done.
Nice.
Report back to Nasir.
Now, where is this little guy hiding at?
Enemies nearby.
Alright, true friends, do you know what?
I'm actually gonna end this glorious episode right here.
Let me know if you admire my traps and chest.
And thank you very much for watching.
Always a pleasure.
I'll do the Dark Brotherhood with this and then perhaps do some more episodes with the Golden Nord of Skyrim.
Aka me.
And then obviously gonna do Let's Plays on Space Marine and Attila.