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May 10, 2015 - The Golden One - Marcus Follin
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Regarding the Beard and why I will probably shave

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Greetings you proud sons of Macedon!
Today I want to talk a bit about the beard of glory.
Now, first of all, let me be quite clear, I never ever thought it would turn out as sickening and glorious as it is right now.
But I also want to elaborate on why I was reluctant to have a beard in the first place and why I probably will shave it in a week or two.
Okay, Teddy wants to say something.
Okay, Teddy says that this might actually make the true friend Legionnaires erupt in civil war regarding the beard.
That's a chance I'm willing to take.
But before you decide to mutiny, if I shave, hear me out first.
The reason for it is that I have for a long time now, like basically since forever, like when me and my brother was small, our glorious father read the Iliad and Odyssey for us.
When I got older, when I was in my teens, like it was always the same kind of ideals that I had.
And I was strive for so long to work on my overall aesthetics and my physique to reach that goals.
So you're gonna see a good few pictures now of my kind of ideal aesthetics.
That is not only the body, but you know, with long blonde hair and clean shaven and a jacked and muscular physique.
So I'm gonna play that little section now.
Fire and flame.
We are one.
We are the gods to you worldwide.
We are the soldiers in the legion of fight.
We are the center to death of the sun.
Fire and flame.
We are one.
They shall be my finest warriors.
These men who give themselves to me.
In great armor I shall clap them in with the mightiest weapons they will be harmed.
They shall have such tactics, strategies and machines that never fool in this demon battle.
They are my ballboard up against Kevin.
So yeah, you see that it is a reoccurring theme, like what the kind of aesthetics I've always wanted to go for.
None of them have a beard.
However, I realize that they actually do look better with a beard, and it is rather glorious.
It adds to my Vikingness and it's also very fucking awesome to not have to shave.
But with that said, I will probably shave for the summer, for the summer photo shoots, to have that clean shaven Elven kind of look.
Because I like that's who I am.
And then in the autumn, I'll probably save it out and have it until God knows when, perhaps until next summer, if I decide to shave it or if I keep it, I don't know.
I really like it, it suits me.
But for me to be true to myself, I think I need to shave actually.
But fear not, it will be back.
But that's just I want to give my reasons for it.
I will keep it a week or two maybe longer, but then during the summer I want to have it.
Even when I'm a bit more cut in my face as well, it looks like clean with the jawline and everything like that, a bit more tidy, as it were.
So that's basically why I just wanted to have that said.
But with that said, thank you so much for everyone who has complimented my beards and thank you all for being on me to actually save out my beard.
Because when I saved it out, I was like, okay, I've gotten this question a million times now and I didn't even think that it would be this this good.
Like so yeah, thank you to everyone, you know I love you, and no homo, semi-homo, full homo sometimes.
And no so yeah, I just wanted to have that said.
And who am I?
I'm the soon again to be elf but now Viking chieftain of glory.
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