Regarding the Beard and why I will probably shave
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| Greetings you proud sons of Macedon! | |
| Today I want to talk a bit about the beard of glory. | |
| Now, first of all, let me be quite clear, I never ever thought it would turn out as sickening and glorious as it is right now. | |
| But I also want to elaborate on why I was reluctant to have a beard in the first place and why I probably will shave it in a week or two. | |
| Okay, Teddy wants to say something. | |
| Okay, Teddy says that this might actually make the true friend Legionnaires erupt in civil war regarding the beard. | |
| That's a chance I'm willing to take. | |
| But before you decide to mutiny, if I shave, hear me out first. | |
| The reason for it is that I have for a long time now, like basically since forever, like when me and my brother was small, our glorious father read the Iliad and Odyssey for us. | |
| When I got older, when I was in my teens, like it was always the same kind of ideals that I had. | |
| And I was strive for so long to work on my overall aesthetics and my physique to reach that goals. | |
| So you're gonna see a good few pictures now of my kind of ideal aesthetics. | |
| That is not only the body, but you know, with long blonde hair and clean shaven and a jacked and muscular physique. | |
| So I'm gonna play that little section now. | |
| Fire and flame. | |
| We are one. | |
| We are the gods to you worldwide. | |
| We are the soldiers in the legion of fight. | |
| We are the center to death of the sun. | |
| Fire and flame. | |
| We are one. | |
| They shall be my finest warriors. | |
| These men who give themselves to me. | |
| In great armor I shall clap them in with the mightiest weapons they will be harmed. | |
| They shall have such tactics, strategies and machines that never fool in this demon battle. | |
| They are my ballboard up against Kevin. | |
| So yeah, you see that it is a reoccurring theme, like what the kind of aesthetics I've always wanted to go for. | |
| None of them have a beard. | |
| However, I realize that they actually do look better with a beard, and it is rather glorious. | |
| It adds to my Vikingness and it's also very fucking awesome to not have to shave. | |
| But with that said, I will probably shave for the summer, for the summer photo shoots, to have that clean shaven Elven kind of look. | |
| Because I like that's who I am. | |
| And then in the autumn, I'll probably save it out and have it until God knows when, perhaps until next summer, if I decide to shave it or if I keep it, I don't know. | |
| I really like it, it suits me. | |
| But for me to be true to myself, I think I need to shave actually. | |
| But fear not, it will be back. | |
| But that's just I want to give my reasons for it. | |
| I will keep it a week or two maybe longer, but then during the summer I want to have it. | |
| Even when I'm a bit more cut in my face as well, it looks like clean with the jawline and everything like that, a bit more tidy, as it were. | |
| So that's basically why I just wanted to have that said. | |
| But with that said, thank you so much for everyone who has complimented my beards and thank you all for being on me to actually save out my beard. | |
| Because when I saved it out, I was like, okay, I've gotten this question a million times now and I didn't even think that it would be this this good. | |
| Like so yeah, thank you to everyone, you know I love you, and no homo, semi-homo, full homo sometimes. | |
| And no so yeah, I just wanted to have that said. | |
| And who am I? | |
| I'm the soon again to be elf but now Viking chieftain of glory. |