The Golden One - Marcus Follin - Regarding the Beard and why I will probably shave
Aired: 2015-05-10
Duration: 04:56


=== Why The Chieftain Shaves? (04:24) ===

[00:00:13]  Greetings you proud sons of Macedon!
[00:00:17]  Today I want to talk a bit about the beard of glory.
[00:00:20]  Now, first of all, let me be quite clear, I never ever thought it would turn out as sickening and glorious as it is right now.
[00:00:30]  But I also want to elaborate on why I was reluctant to have a beard in the first place and why I probably will shave it in a week or two.
[00:00:40]  Okay, Teddy wants to say something.
[00:00:52]  Okay, Teddy says that this might actually make the true friend Legionnaires erupt in civil war regarding the beard.
[00:01:01]  That's a chance I'm willing to take.
[00:01:03]  But before you decide to mutiny, if I shave, hear me out first.
[00:01:10]  The reason for it is that I have for a long time now, like basically since forever, like when me and my brother was small, our glorious father read the Iliad and Odyssey for us.
[00:01:27]  When I got older, when I was in my teens, like it was always the same kind of ideals that I had.
[00:01:32]  And I was strive for so long to work on my overall aesthetics and my physique to reach that goals.
[00:01:38]  So you're gonna see a good few pictures now of my kind of ideal aesthetics.
[00:01:45]  That is not only the body, but you know, with long blonde hair and clean shaven and a jacked and muscular physique.
[00:01:52]  So I'm gonna play that little section now.
[00:02:28]  Fire and flame.
[00:02:29]  We are one.
[00:02:31]  We are the gods to you worldwide.
[00:02:34]  We are the soldiers in the legion of fight.
[00:02:37]  We are the center to death of the sun.
[00:02:40]  Fire and flame.
[00:02:42]  We are one.
[00:02:45]  They shall be my finest warriors.
[00:02:49]  These men who give themselves to me.
[00:02:52]  In great armor I shall clap them in with the mightiest weapons they will be harmed.
[00:02:59]  They shall have such tactics, strategies and machines that never fool in this demon battle.
[00:03:06]  They are my ballboard up against Kevin.
[00:03:12]  So yeah, you see that it is a reoccurring theme, like what the kind of aesthetics I've always wanted to go for.
[00:03:19]  None of them have a beard.
[00:03:20]  However, I realize that they actually do look better with a beard, and it is rather glorious.
[00:03:25]  It adds to my Vikingness and it's also very fucking awesome to not have to shave.
[00:03:31]  But with that said, I will probably shave for the summer, for the summer photo shoots, to have that clean shaven Elven kind of look.
[00:03:40]  Because I like that's who I am.
[00:03:42]  And then in the autumn, I'll probably save it out and have it until God knows when, perhaps until next summer, if I decide to shave it or if I keep it, I don't know.
[00:03:52]  I really like it, it suits me.
[00:03:54]  But for me to be true to myself, I think I need to shave actually.
[00:03:59]  But fear not, it will be back.
[00:04:01]  But that's just I want to give my reasons for it.
[00:04:04]  I will keep it a week or two maybe longer, but then during the summer I want to have it.
[00:04:10]  Even when I'm a bit more cut in my face as well, it looks like clean with the jawline and everything like that, a bit more tidy, as it were.
[00:04:18]  So that's basically why I just wanted to have that said.
[00:04:22]  But with that said, thank you so much for everyone who has complimented my beards and thank you all for being on me to actually save out my beard.
[00:04:31]  Because when I saved it out, I was like, okay, I've gotten this question a million times now and I didn't even think that it would be this this good.

=== Thank You, Beard Lovers (00:18) ===

[00:04:38]  Like so yeah, thank you to everyone, you know I love you, and no homo, semi-homo, full homo sometimes.
[00:04:45]  And no so yeah, I just wanted to have that said.
[00:04:47]  And who am I?
[00:04:51]  I'm the soon again to be elf but now Viking chieftain of glory.