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| Our greetings you proud sons of the All Father Welcome back to a time of chaos and bloodshed. | |
| Now we're actually outside of Kamulundum. | |
| You busted Franks must pay for their heinous crimes. | |
| So I'm gonna start this episode by auto-resolving this battle for the glory of the All Father. | |
| I thought the balance of power was enough for me to just go ahead and auto-resolve that in all actuality. | |
| So we're not gonna loot, we're not gonna subjugate, we're not gonna sack, we're gonna occupy because we're trying to establish a foothold here in the British Isles. | |
| And now, if you've been following me on my Twitch, I've started a Saxon campaign as well, where we're basically doing not really the same thing because every campaign is highly unique, but we try to get a foot in the British Isles. | |
| Not really the same thing because every campaign is highly unique, but we tried to get a foot in the British Isles. | |
| So our Viking warriors, we have a level, oh look at how beautiful our wife is. | |
| Greetings, Sigrior. | |
| She has a sick physique, according to legend. | |
| So we're gonna look at the skill set here. | |
| Melee defense, 3 plus for infantry units. | |
| Brilliant. | |
| Those no. | |
| Then we get hunter food. | |
| 5 from characters. | |
| Yes, please. | |
| So yeah, we are at the fault at war with the Londinium here, the rebel army. | |
| So we're actually gonna go ashore here, and then I don't, no, we can't really go into Londinium with our ships. | |
| Highly blasphemous. | |
| I wish we could though, then we would have done it. | |
| So we're gonna take these two armies, Marshal Londinium. | |
| We're gonna level this one up as well. | |
| I'll go with those and here The the Franks must be punished for their heinous crimes so So yeah, they could almost escape us there. | |
| Hello, main. | |
| I see there they have raised the settlement. | |
| We're actually gonna take this battle so you can all get a look at how the sea battles are looking in this. | |
| So we got Giatus Sea Snakes of Segar against the Raiders of the Roving Seas, Emilrich. | |
| So I'm just gonna try to steamroll them, but so you can get a glimpse of the ocean. | |
| Fog. | |
| We're gonna wait. | |
| Dry, brilliant. | |
| I want this to be graphically satisfying to us. | |
| So, start battle. | |
| Without further ado. | |
| So we'll basically just admire. | |
| This is basically what I wanted to do here. | |
| I wanted to make a cool picture right here. | |
| Sickening. | |
| So yeah, admire this. | |
| Foi. | |
| This is glorious. | |
| Well. | |
| So yeah, that's basically how that looks in all actuality. | |
| We will. | |
| Can we do anything more well? | |
| We can actually zoom into the action and see what crack is this ship battle right there okay so ah, sickening. | |
| So they have. | |
| Not much of a battle there. | |
| Oh look at that one our ships actually got owned but I'm gonna speed this up Yes, we got a little glimpse of the sea battle there I'm gonna swarm this this ship right here All right, cool. | |
| Um... | |
| I think I prefer the sea battles in Rome though where you can ram each other here is more like the missile power and the the boarding power But we're gonna take on warriors. | |
| that's the most honorable thing to do and then since we are vikings we're gonna look at the possibility of oh look at this The Vandals have already claimed that settlement. | |
| And here are more Franks. | |
| How sickening. | |
| Perhaps we can sack one of these settlements along the water. | |
| So yeah, that's what we'll do. | |
| We're gonna sail down and see. | |
| See what happens down down here, Now that we've claimed this settlement, let us make the most of it. | |
| Gonna repair you? | |
| No, we're not. | |
| We're gonna convert it to Ooh God, to a torp. | |
| That's a Swedish word for a little farmlet, as it were. | |
| Okay, so no, we're just gonna repair it instead then repair you as well and oh Jetty 2000 to repair that no we're not gonna do that just yet We will instead see if we can raise Can't do anything there Well, we can build something fun here instead. | |
| Oh, look at that village. | |
| Yes, please. | |
| And there we have spent all our money Alright cool, we're gonna take the turn and see what crack is. | |
| Alright, look at that. | |
| We have attrition, political gain. | |
| How well this man hungry for power has positioned himself to take office without your approval. | |
| He may be suited to the task, but can you afford to let this ambition threaten your family's power? | |
| Do nothing, I'd say. | |
| Why wouldn't we? | |
| Perhaps he is well suited indeed. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| So nothing really dramatic has happened. | |
| I'm gonna keep. | |
| Keep building fangs, as it were. | |
| Rugion. | |
| Village. | |
| We're gonna go with that. | |
| So a bit poorer now, but we're trying to. | |
| I see the Jutes are just coming over to England in great numbers. | |
| And here we have Lindum. | |
| Can we actually take that settlement? | |
| Otherwise. | |
| Londinium. | |
| want lumbinium obviously so what we're gonna do is allow me to think for a moment children's what I'm gonna do Alright, so there's what we're gonna do. | |
| this glorious army will take Lindum before the Utes can take him. | |
| Yes, let's aha Fuck! | |
| They're allies, Ebdanians, and they have a huge army there. | |
| So that's not what we're gonna do in all Axelity. | |
| So we're gonna take Londinium directly. | |
| Continue the siege, oh true friends. | |
| They will support the lads. | |
| We'll see if we can take this. | |
| We can, in all Axelity, we can also resolve this. | |
| Glory to the old father! | |
| Not Dalas, I love you. | |
| So we're gonna just occupy that. | |
| Ah, Imperium, how quaint. | |
| Okay, they are the Western Romans do not have anything here actually But we're gonna keep those two armies here to see the public orders. | |
| It's quite bad. | |
| But I wanna fight in this episode. | |
| Because I can scream and shout a bit for my true friends who are watching this. | |
| Alright, no, I'm just gonna take the turn and see what the crack is next turn. | |
| See if we can get anywhere with that fleet you are seeing right now. | |
| It would be cool to sack some place along the coast of France or Spain. | |
| Oh, look, there's the Franks also trying to claim a new home since I took their lands from them. | |
| But might makes right. | |
| And I was the mightier in that case. | |
| Alright, true friends, here's what we're gonna do. | |
| The blasmus vandals. | |
| How dare they question my juiciness? | |
| They're not very friendly with us at all. | |
| Vandals, look there. | |
| Unfriendly and deteriorating. | |
| So we might as well declare war with them. | |
| And they are not fond with our treaties with the Jutes or the Saxons. | |
| Religious aversion as well. | |
| They have a lance, a military alliance. | |
| That's cool, that's fine. | |
| So we're actually gonna go in there. | |
| You see here, we can retrain. | |
| We're gonna do that with everyone here. | |
| Retrain and go into combat. | |
| First, though, let us look at the possibility of researching a technology. | |
| Standardized equipment. | |
| That sounds like a good plan indeed. | |
| So we're gonna go in. | |
| All father, I love you. | |
| And for the glory of the North. | |
| I'm actually gonna take this this battle to to make this episode glorious since I've auto-resolved the other battles I'm gonna try to keep keep the autoresolving to not a minimum but so I at least show some of the some of the glorious graphics and action in this game | |
| Dry start deployment. | |
| So this okay, now we got perhaps was a really stupid thing to, to not have auto-resolved this, actually because they have towers and the towers will shoot at us. | |
| But we're gonna try either way to to land and see, see what the crack is, and I guess it's a bit more challenging also to to do it this way. | |
| Alright your friends, we are landing at the beach. | |
| All right, let's storm the gates. | |
| True friends, get at him boys. | |
| Oh cool, we managed to land there at least I'm gonna try to take this, this tower and, good god, I I don't. | |
| I don't really understand why it said the balance power was so much in our favor. | |
| When you see, the balance power is not in our favor one bit, because they have a garrisoned fortress and we only have a few units. | |
| Oh well, let's not despair. | |
| Right, speeded up the gameplay just a bit and we're looking to burn down this gate. | |
| And for future reference, it was not a smart thing to do to try to auto resolve this. | |
| I would have to not have auto-resolved this. | |
| I mean I? | |
| Um, in the future I will probably take the battle if it isn't a walled settlement. | |
| I didn't realize that. | |
| Silly of me, I know, but either way, we're gonna try to break through these, these guys, and see. | |
| It's a pyrrhic victory if we, if we even manage that, as it were. | |
| All right, so fire damage and the the gateway is about to burst. | |
| So now we're gonna charge in here valiantly. | |
| I, you see, we're just getting hammered out here, just being punished as, ah, this is not glorious, one bit fuck. | |
| Come on then. | |
| Gate burn down for me, forward for the old father. | |
| Okay, now then, glory to the old father, charge. | |
| Ah, look at that. | |
| Total mayhem and total war. | |
| Look at this now, you proud sons of the north. | |
| Oh fuck look at that! | |
| Sickening! | |
| Sick! | |
| Fucking physique! | |
| Try to break these guys as soon as possible to get through. | |
| Oh, what? | |
| That was awesome! | |
| That was worth the Pyrrhic victory, to just see that happen. | |
| I thought about the possibility of editing this battle away, because it was so embarrassing to even have taken it, but the cool graphics makes it worthwhile. | |
| Okay, break those bustage then. | |
| Everyone on those. | |
| Vandal Bow Marauders. | |
| And now get in. | |
| To the middle of the settlement. | |
| And I think we have gotten all of their units. | |
| Not quite certain. | |
| We're still getting hammered by their towers. | |
| But really cool settlement, actually. | |
| Look at these beautiful towers. | |
| Amazing graphics as well. | |
| Actually. | |
| And our general is still alive. | |
| Thank God. | |
| Ah, and look at this. | |
| The northern barbarians are storming into the old Roman settlement. | |
| But then again, like fuck. | |
| Vandal heavy marauders. | |
| That seems like a unit is running from the enemy. | |
| Would be cool to get around them in some way. | |
| Now for the Allfather, glory to the North, slay these insolent dobs. | |
| See the barbarian infighting. | |
| There are various graphics though, I must say, actually. | |
| And now let's see. | |
| Alrighty then, true friends. | |
| End battle. | |
| Pyrrhic victory, yes indeed. | |
| We lost half our army. | |
| I don't know why the balance of power was so much in our favor when I could have auto-resolved it, because we only had double their armies and they defended it with a good set of towers and we also had to land. | |
| So, but it was a cool fight, a really cool fight. | |
| It's gonna occupy you. | |
| And yeah, it was a good choice to not auto-resolve it. | |
| Yeah, so I could show you that epic fight and the tower just fell down and stuff. | |
| Really, really awesome. | |
| So, Buddha Digala will be our little settlement there. | |
| We're gonna try to hold on to it. | |
| And it's a rather large settlement. | |
| I'm gonna repair you. | |
| Repair you and repair you. | |
| And also repair you. | |
| And we can upgrade it to the farmstead. | |
| So we've made some good investments here now. | |
| And you see our so diminished here. | |
| But we'll take a few turns to regain the composure there, as it were. | |
| Go with you and You some new traditions also integrity is good and upkeep is no we can't can't choose it yet. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| We're gonna go with those So we've gained two settlements in all actuality Londinium and Camulodunum And we're not at war with these guys and they're allied to the Irish so and the Irish have a large army there so we're not gonna make any enemies right now So yeah, that will have to be today's glorious episode. | |
| I hope you have enjoyed it and If you haven't checked out my Twitch yet I will link it below and I announce it on Facebook Instagram and Twitter when I will be twitching it will be at least two times a week and I'll play Atila quite a bit with it in all actuality. | |
| So check out my Instagram, Facebook and Twitter and I'll update you there or you can go into Twitch and get a notification every time I go online. | |
| But if you're checking out on Facebook I try to announce it a good few hours in beforehand so you all get a chance to properly tune in and I usually stream for like two, three hours, something like that. | |
| So thank you so much for watching this episode. | |
| I'm gonna hit the gym. | |
| And who am I? | |
| I'm the glorious son of your old father. |