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| Greetings, oh glorious true friends and proud sons of Skyrim Welcome back. | |
| You are very welcome back. | |
| We have a beautiful day here and we're gonna liberate the reach from the blasphemous imperials. | |
| So as I said in the last episode, it might have been my best if it weren't for the fact that my hair wasn't perfect. | |
| Now I think the hair is looking really really good. | |
| So I'm gonna try to match the quality of the hair with my intensity in this episode. | |
| So I'm gonna try to make this a fuck juicy episode. | |
| while I'm running here, so I don't have to shout my war screams like DOLLARS I LOVE YOU! | |
| I wanna talk a bit about my... | |
| Oh look, a Nurn route! | |
| I love nernroots, really high in protein as well. | |
| I'm gonna try to get up somewhere. | |
| I'm gonna try to get up here. | |
| Yeah, I'm gonna talk a bit about my training actually. | |
| My plans for the coming time. | |
| I um early February now. | |
| Now. | |
| There's Ramsey Snow, by the way, when I say now. | |
| Oh, look, Glorious Fortress. | |
| How quaint. | |
| Yeah, it's February now. | |
| I'm gonna ease in to the cut a bit. | |
| I don't really cut, I recomp. | |
| And what I mean by that is I recomposition my body. | |
| I go so slowly that I can still gain strength and muscle because you know I still have fat on my body. | |
| It's different when you're like 7% body fat because then you don't want to burn any more fat, like the body doesn't want to. | |
| But now I can do that. | |
| I can still eat at a caloric deficit, but I'm not really at the deficit because I have stored fat. | |
| Like obviously I'm not fat or anything as you might see. | |
| But I need to be a bit more lean for the coming photo shoot season. | |
| So basically, I recomposition, I try to get stronger all the time. | |
| Even when I try to eat a bit less, etc. | |
| Oh, look, here we are. | |
| Oh, that was a close call. | |
| But now I mainly switch my diet to eat more protein and more fat as opposed to carbs. | |
| Carbs is my if I want to get as strong as possible, then I eat a lot of carbs. | |
| But now I want to lean out a bit, be ready for the photo shoot season. | |
| I'm really excited for that. | |
| Like I have a great many ideas of what I'm gonna shoot as any of photographers that are willing to work with me in all actuality. | |
| Greetings, true friends. | |
| Fucking massive forgotten them. | |
| This I think is reporting in main steward Rayrek is a faithful Talos worshiper. | |
| If not a true son of Skyrim, he still supports the Empire after all. | |
| But, if confronted with both of his belief, you might be able to persuade him to aid our cause. | |
| Indirectly, of course. | |
| We wouldn't want to sully his reputation, would we? | |
| You need to be careful with this one. | |
| The Jaro's men won't look kindly on you rummaging through the steward's quarters. | |
| I'll get proof and Rarek's corporation you can. | |
| Alright, then look at this cool place, though it's really nice. | |
| Find evidence let's, let's do it. | |
| Compelling tribute, haven't I discovered? | |
| Oh, I haven't been into mark art yet. | |
| How? | |
| How silly of me in all, like already. | |
| So yeah, and the kind of photo shoots I do is called time for print, which means that the photographer is, if I'm abroad, they're paying for the flights and food and you know the stay and everything like that, and I pay basically with my time and coming in with a good shape, like because you don't. | |
| It's really disrespectful if you come to if like, a photographer paid for your flight and you're not even in shape like, so just, you know, be in good shape, and then you create art together and then both the photographer and the model me in this case can you utilize those pictures later on to get to get work, like. | |
| So if a photographer wants to work with me, then he can use our pictures that we created together to you know, show a potential employer, etc. | |
| And same for me, like I can, you know show, what are you hiding, priest? | |
| I'm not hiding anything. | |
| It's closed for a reason. | |
| Sickening, typical imperial lies here that. | |
| So yeah, that's, that's kind of photo shoots. | |
| I haven't, except for obviously, the travels and stuff. | |
| I haven't made any money on it, but you know it's. | |
| It's really cool thing to oh lots of elves greetings elves, we don't like you, we don't like your kind here, go away. | |
| Nice armors though. | |
| So yeah, that's. | |
| God am I actually gonna have to sneak here Must I do that in all actuality if I sneak can I do this perhaps I can Ah, look at that. | |
| Brilliant, true friends. | |
| Look at this Chamber of Wisdom. | |
| Steal from Dresser. | |
| Dun-dun-dun. | |
| Now, let's blackmail Rereke. | |
| Look at how juicy I look when I sneak. | |
| Am I actually trespassing? | |
| Or... | |
| Look at this Dwemer thangs, though. | |
| Hello, Thalmor. | |
| Who am I? | |
| Who the fuck are you? | |
| How dare you? | |
| I'm a traveler. | |
| I have questions. | |
| Approach the mournful throne. | |
| But watch your words. | |
| Keep your eyes open for Forcehorn when you're on the roads. | |
| Hello Radik, I'm Iggman's uncle. | |
| Eljo, come with me, stay close and the guards will leave you alone. | |
| Sounds good. | |
| Main, they could be working with the Force HORN for all we know, enough we can't imprison the very people that own the chain. | |
| We'll be throwing them into. | |
| The Silverblood family are to be left alone. | |
| Am I clear? | |
| Yes, the Silverbloods. | |
| According to legend, they're juicy. | |
| Okay let's, let's talk to this guy now. | |
| Greetings, true friend. | |
| So yeah, speaking of my diet and cot, I'm gonna try to be in good shape for maybe April, something like that. | |
| Get a good tan on, practice a good bit of posing so I know exactly what composes I will strike in front of the camera, get a good few pictures, get more opportunities and stuff like that. | |
| Just expand myself, actually. | |
| In all actuality. | |
| I suppose you're here to extort something from me. | |
| If you believe in Dallas, why don't you join our cause? | |
| So, you're one of Ulfric's spies. | |
| I can't deny the man is right about a few things, but I've seen firsthand what Ulfric is capable of, given the chance. | |
| Sickening. | |
| Suffice it to say, he is no friend to Markarth, and no friend of mine. | |
| He's a true friend for God's sake. | |
| I don't dare you talking about that. | |
| Perhaps we could come to some sort of agreement. | |
| Ah, go on. | |
| I'm listening. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| I won't tell you anything more until we have an agreement. | |
| A greedy bustard. | |
| Well, I suppose I'm not lucky. | |
| Always go for the persuasion choice. | |
| Yeah, and some amino acids. | |
| They're taking it by wagon to solitude. | |
| Ah, time for some juiciness. | |
| It'll be a fairly slow-moving caravan. | |
| The shipment's quite heavy and guarded by many men. | |
| Now let's pretend we never had this discussion. | |
| Sick. | |
| I have letters to read. | |
| That's cool. | |
| Glory to Macedon. | |
| So we're gonna report back to Galimar Stonefist the Juicy. | |
| That is one juicy dude right there. | |
| Yeah, so that's what's up. | |
| So what I've been working on for the last year regards to my sick physique has been mainly been the chest. | |
| I thought that was a lacking part of it since I have, you know, broad shoulders and a big back, big delts. | |
| The chest has been dwarfed by them, so I worked on that. | |
| And obviously, I do that via paused bench. | |
| Some say Ulfric. | |
| Good job. | |
| I knew you'd come back with something for me. | |
| It just so happens I've got some scouts along the road. | |
| Meet up with them and together see if you can't overpower the caravan. | |
| Alrighty then. | |
| Bonebreaker. | |
| Watch yourself out there. | |
| I will indeed milk the men. | |
| Oh, are they there of all places? | |
| I don't want to do that. | |
| This is tedious and boring. | |
| I'm gonna wait until it's light again so we don't run our own darkness. | |
| I want to I want us all to admire the beauty of Skyrim in all actuality. | |
| Okay, where are you then, you juicy sons of Skyrim? | |
| Are you still there? | |
| Milt the men. | |
| I don't want some snotty elf telling me who I can worship or not. | |
| I think that's what she was gonna say. | |
| And now we didn't get a beautiful day in Skyrim either way. | |
| Such a pity, isn't it? | |
| Readings, little fox, there you so Yeah, chest has been a priority of mine Actually and I feel that it is commonal come alongs nice enough I suppose Do you really want to fight me? | |
| Or do you just stand there? | |
| Forsworn looter? | |
| I'm not gonna fight them, actually. | |
| I'm gonna run for the hills. | |
| Because the Forsworn are actually quite cool, to be honest. | |
| Like, they... | |
| I think they're the natives in this part. | |
| Like, the Reach. | |
| Natives of the Reach. | |
| So I can understand what they want to do. | |
| All right, what's up? | |
| Hi there, true friend. | |
| How art thou today? | |
| Indeed. | |
| Yeah, they're fucking. | |
| They're juices. | |
| Fucking Molachalte they are. | |
| I can confirm you have the look of purpose in your eyes. | |
| Really, it just so happens we've been tracking a wagon for about a day now. | |
| So that's what's in there, coins and weapons. | |
| How do you know that? | |
| I blackmailed Rarik for the information? | |
| Crafty indeed. | |
| Sure, having a steward in the pocket will come in handy. | |
| Lucky for us that the wagon recently had a little accident. | |
| They're stranded now just up the road. | |
| All right then, let's. | |
| Let's do it true, friends? | |
| I have a plan. | |
| You got here just in time. | |
| Okay, talk to me. | |
| What's. | |
| The plan? | |
| We're going to take out their sentry, then we'll situate ourselves overlooking the camp. | |
| Next, you'll infiltrate their position and get their attention while we hit them with a barrage of arrows. | |
| With a bit of luck, we'll catch them completely off guard, and even the odds a little. | |
| I have a better plan. | |
| You wait here and I'll take care of it if you insist, but we'll come running if it sounds like things have gotten out of hand. | |
| That's it, man. | |
| That's it. | |
| Take over the caravan, all right, then let's, let's change power. | |
| We're gonna go with our shout, unrelenting force, and then we have our trusted crossbow as well, and look at this beautiful scan and weather with a sick. | |
| How dare you talk to me like that? | |
| Oh, a dragon up ahead as well. | |
| Boom. | |
| Alright, let's engage in close combat here. | |
| Ah fuck, he got me whoop. | |
| We are out on very thin ice here. | |
| True friends, all right let's, uh let's, get the help of the true friends here. | |
| oh no dollars I love you come on let's see if we have another potion Otherwise, I might be in a bit of trouble. | |
| Minor healing. | |
| Okay, thank you for that. | |
| Run, I'm gonna save. | |
| Quick save. | |
| TALOS! | |
| I'm not gonna edit that way. | |
| I died. | |
| Fair and square. | |
| We'll get them this time. | |
| Oh, look at that. | |
| Plenty of healing. | |
| How quaint. | |
| Alright, now. | |
| Oh, that must have been some bog of some sort that it turns into an ash pile. | |
| How unglorious. | |
| But that guy died like he. | |
| Like he should. | |
| Anyway. | |
| Now, Dallas, I love you. | |
| Report to Ralov. | |
| That was a very EASY takeover, in all actuality. | |
| What?! | |
| How dare you talk to me like that? | |
| I thought we were friends. | |
| Ralof, come on. | |
| Yes, I'm glad as well. | |
| Liberate the rich. | |
| Who am I supposed to talk to then? | |
| Not you, Rallof. | |
| We'll show those. | |
| Oh, I suppose I'm going to talk to Galmar Stonefist for optimal gains. | |
| Keep your eyes open. | |
| Greetings, true friend. | |
| Well done. | |
| Ah, look at that. | |
| I'm going to buy me something nice. | |
| Reporting in. | |
| How about that? | |
| Can you do this? | |
| The fort is as good as ours. | |
| Sickening. | |
| I like that. | |
| Talos, Guy Kuhl. | |
| Talos, I love you. | |
| Alright, that will have to do it for this glorious episode. | |
| Oh, juicy Skyrim. | |
| Thank you so much for watching. | |
| And I will. | |
| To next episode, I might install a good few mods and then we'll start one of those campaigns also. | |
| Now I'm gonna hit the gym to make some gains. | |
| So I look fucking ultra glorious for the coming photo shoots this year. | |
| And who am I? | |
| I'm the golden nord of Skyrim. | |
| Exercise. |