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Oct. 31, 2014 - The Golden One - Marcus Follin
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Shadow of Mordor Let's Play 10

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Greetings Juvens and welcome back to Mordo Look at my jawline Sickening.
That's why I don't have a beard.
No, I'm yoking, I'm an elf, I can't have a beard.
Which is why I was lucky that I didn't get enough likes on my Facebook page so that I had to do No Shave November because it would just have looked like complete and utter shit And then it's uh it's really light the the beard I get like or facial hair it's really light so it doesn't really look like I have anything anyway
So we are in Glorious Modo, perhaps not Glorious, but it's a nice enough place I suppose.
Oh, Karagor, fuck.
And I'm gonna go and hang out a bit with my true friend, the dwarf.
Go fuck yourself, you bastard.
I don't wanna fight that Karagor, actually.
Bye!
Okay, let's start this fucking episode off with okay.
I'll see if I okay cool.
I'm managed to escape those Now mount the Karagor.
I'm a bit rusty
Alright, so now I mounted the bustad I assume you know the path how quaint Yes, I am ready, you bastard.
What would Torvind do there?
Yeah, sure.
Ah, look at his sunshine.
Glorious.
I don't need finesse, you cunt.
Bigger than that!
From your perspective, dwarf, everything is bigger.
This is very, very big.
Oh, oh, wait, you're not meaning by far.
It's been a long time since I was a little bit more than a hundred.
We owned the dwarf because he was a bit insolent last time, I'd say.
He kind of mocked us for being a cat.
Not good.
We finally slayed it and got stuck under his leg for two days.
Ah, those were fun times.
Last time I saw the beast was when they were juicy as fuck, though.
How did you get out of the way?
Fuck I've been hunting this crowd for almost a decade That's a lot of years of dedication to one beast.
Dedication?
Or a sign you preach better than you hunt?
I'll be sure to laugh when the beast eats you alive.
Look at those mountains.
The mighty Grow will be my legacy.
Dwarves will tell tales of Torvin the Hunter for generations.
Torwin, the juice crowd.
Alright, we have arrived to a sacred place of holy wisdom.
Ah, look at this.
Where might he be?
True friends.
Ambush.
How military.
I like it.
Look at those delts, 3D delts of peace.
Oh, I have Teddy here as well with me.
Greetings, true friends.
And obviously some Lindvall's coffee for optimal gaming performance.
It's an axe.
It's a dwarven axe.
It's just as sharp as a day our father made it.
Oh, it's a Prezisa revenge mission, true friends.
And I also have my alpha tank top courtesy to Jim Lifestyle.
See you next time.
There's an juicy element brothers right there.
Fuck yeah.
Glory.
Hello, Talion.
Nice horror game, this is right.
See you.
History repeats itself.
Let's just do it for men's sake.
Rule number one.
Never mind, we improvise.
It's too strong.
I must attack from afar.
Can I perhaps a shot to the skull disoriented?
Then don't shelter away.
Okay, true friends.
This might be the fucking case that I edit the hell out of this idiom because bosses like this are really hard, but I'll try to do it in the first attempt.
Okay, power gaming mode.
fucking engaged.
That's the glory.
Come at me then.
charge you buster and fight me Come out, you blackened tans.
Come out and fight me like a man.
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders.
Tell her how the IRA and you run like the hell away now Glory Okay, cool.
I was too slow learn.
By cool, I mean un-fucking-cool.
Alright then now let's see.
Are you charging me, mate?
I missed.
I missed those shots, true friends.
I'll see how much of this I'll edit.
Great!
Boom!
Glorious!
the Bastards, they will attack him and now he will eat himself up again.
This is now, he has regained quite a bit of health.
If I put it in there, I wouldn't do that much about it.
All right, we almost got the Blasphemous Busta there.
I'm just gonna make sure he doesn't heal until now.
He does.
The duels are supplying him with plenty of food there.
One last one.
No.
Alright, so we're one or two hits away from building the bus then.
Come back in.
Death and glory!
No.
Now I shall finish this hunt.
Yeah, come on, then go.
Look at that!
Right there!
Madness!
That's exactly how it fucking goes if you stand against the alliance of men and dwarves Indeed, indeed.
Next time I'm not gonna let you have all the fun.
Oh, no, no.
This is the last time.
I have other play to pursue.
Well, you need help on your journey, so what you say, it was some challenge.
Come on, Natalian.
Torvin is a fucking juice pale dwarf.
He's not an orc.
And Talion doesn't drink alcohol because that's gay.
We drink a lot of milk, though, because that aids our gains.
That can't be it, like.
How silly.
How silly, true friends.
Since I haven't done a let's play in a while, I will actually make this a bit longer so that you can hang out with me and listen to my voice some more.
I think I wanna have a little chat with the old frail lady, so that she might admire my gains.
Ta-da!
I hope that Tolvan finds his way home.
I do too.
Let us fast travel here and then we'll initiate the next mission of his glory.
Hello, Elvin, bro.
Fuck juices.
Fuck.
Ugh.
Don't wanna fight him, but...
Whatever.
It's what Elv's like.
Hello, girl.
was crack.
But this is even later in the world.
How did you know where to find this?
He has shown me.
Who is he?
You haven't told me what you want in return.
Only that you learn what you are truly capable of.
Find an orc leader, make him a warchief and all his soldiers will be yours.
Where am I to lead this army of mine?
Into battle.
I still have to find one of those hair bands.
That's my promise to you.
I tend to make a lot of promises to you, don't I?
But I keep them, so it's fine.
For my photoshoots next year, when I'm glorious as fuck, then I will have one of those hairbands.
And then you will see me and be like, oh I remember when the golden one actually...
Oh, hello.
You'll be like, I remember when the Golden One fucking told me when I hung out with him in Mordo that he would wear this fucking band.
And then you see, like, oh, I was with when he promised that.
Because I'm a true friend, like that.
That's why he loved me.
Sickening.
Okay, let's locate Grublik.
He will, um... He will pay...
How...
How dare he stand against me?
Elven supremacy is the only future Where there are slaves to be tortured we will find this captain a caragor bra I don't want to fight Karagora.
I might have said this before, but both Rise of Rome and Shadow of Mordo are originally designed for like not PC Mass Race.
So then the dodge button, which is a spacebar on my keyboard, is a bit fucking slow sometimes.
So I'm better at blocking than dodging.
Juicy, look at this now.
I kill before we isolate the captain.
Ah, you fucking cunt.
How dare you stand against me!
Look at that!
That's EXACTLY how it goes.
It's a little ranger, not little.
Or actually, I am.
I am quite little, to be honest.
All the other orcs are much bigger than I am.
But that's cool.
That's how I like it.
After dominating a captain, control the space for it.
Okay, two.
Boom!
Okay, power gaming mode on.
Fuck time to run away.
Run away.
Bye.
You fucking juice.
You fucking juices.
Fuck.
You know what I'm gonna do?
Hello.
Hello.
Yeah, that's what I thought about.
When the spacebar comes on there, it's really, really hard to block.
Or I mean dodge, because the mouse button is much better designed for that than the keyboard.
Execute!
Come on and yump.
Yeah, that's fucking impossible to get away from that.
Yeah, as I said, not optimized for computer, but better graphics at least.
So we got that witch is night.
It's a big Do not run from me.
Come on now.
Come on!
And I have to dominate that bastard.
Soon.
JPG Now Dominated.
Aha, cool.
What?
What now?
One might wonder.
Haven't I dominated him?
Isn't it grublig?
That's how you complete it.
I will obey.
Press space to murder another captain.
Okay.
Oh, dad, he looks fucking benched for the hench as fuck.
Alright, cool.
Let's uh let's do it head to the recruitment power struggle.
We must now make this captain a bodyguard.
If he is ever to be a warchief, it is from First Striker Thunder that is soon born astorm.
Sickening.
Let us consult them.
Okay, so I suppose it's there.
Coffee time.
Sickening.
And some water.
And some more water.
Mmm.
That's some good water right there.
Aha look at this now.
Time for a bench with a hand.
Oh, look at that.
For the Dark Lord's glory.
Our protege wields feel like a weapon, and we are his invisible ally.
A shadow who stays close and sees all.
That is the elven way.
The elven way of glory.
Okay.
Keep all right.
The elven way.
That sounds like a wood elf kind of thing to do.
It's a big Berserker bro.
It's a big Fust out of an Oath right there.
And you as well, then.
There we are.
Don't shoot at me, you can't.
I'm helping you!
Grublik the glorious!
No, no, it's only one orc that is glorious.
And that's Peylor.
Do you know who else is glorious?
I really love this little merry band of orcs roaming around the countryside making trouble,
masterfully done.
I must help our cupboard before they cut his strews.
And one more now what?
Who in the actual?
How dare you mate?
How dare you.
How dare you.
Such glorious day for this coup.
Last sickening, true true friend, Uruks.
Ah, look at that, warm countryside.
New objective, reach the vantage point without racing the other.
Death, a greater value without raising the alarm.
I always tend to fail at these missions, so bear with me if I do listen to them.
Vile, savage beasts, and we shall harness and command their savagery.
Elf shot needed.
Fuck, I have spent it all.
Okay, true friends, let us terrify.
Somewhere here I see that there is elf shots.
There we are really like those flies they um they always help me fuck ah I need an elf shot If they mince meat out of the old one mince meat sickening, sickens me.
Nice, he can see him as well!
Do you know what is up, true friends?
What is up is that I will kill this bustard first of all and then I'm gonna release some Karagor broth to wreak havoc.
Oh, look at that!
Nice.
exactly what i wanted can't i no you like this at least Boom.
Alright, we are quite close indeed now.
Don't want to fail now Sickening Another elf shot.
I can confirm, he is juicy as fuck.
Taurus, the knife, had arrived.
Oh, look at that.
There is our guy.
Fuck, he's juicy though.
Hmm.
Oh.
Okay.
Well, this episode was quite long indeed, but we'll try.
We will try, dear true friends.
You're not worth you put my blood.
Oh, look at that.
I think we have some true friends in the midst there.
That's nice.
An executed buster.
Oh, fuck.
I could have combat branded him.
I think that's basically the point here.
combat brand.
I'm gonna see if I can...
no.
Okay, I'm gonna get the fuck out of there.
Oh, look at that.
They are coming to our aid.
The feet tars the knife.
Look!
It actually went.
How uh how quaint.
I thought I'd lose 15 times, but I didn't.
Such glorious man.
He does now become... The Golden Man Storks.
In all of Mordor, I shall lead an army over a field of broken skulls.
Come stand behind me or let my blade beat your neck.
Madness.
Yeah, I love it.
Love it.
Look at all those.
Those are our Aurochs.
Sickening.
How wonderful!
That went everything went better than expected.
Oh, she is still alive.
Marvin?
Marvin!
Wake up, it's me!
Oh, there's our orc.
This is a Dark Lord, perhaps.
Resist, Elhvinimbor.
Pre-glorio real.
Mother.
She has perished.
No, no, she's cool.
She's fine.
Are you alright?
Oh, look at that.
No, she's turned into a MILF instead.
I am now that I can finally see you.
My child.
Hello, gorgeous.
How are we today?
Your mother is being under the spell of a very past.
I wonder who the wizard might have been.
I am sorry.
Soruman brought you here against my will.
I went to him.
Aha!
Soruman, bro.
He's cool.
It's fine.
What have you seen in your vision?
With a sick physique.
I have seen Sauron's servants.
With the tower and the black hand.
They bring much suffering.
If you wish to know where they are, they are across the sea of Nana.
Their forces.
How strong?
Strong enough to defeat us all.
Fuck.
Let's get at it then, boy.
Truly, we will need an army.
And I'm evokes.
Rest, Mother.
I will make preparations for our journey out of Mortal.
They must escape this heinous place.
Alright, cool.
Sickening.
Thank you so much for watching, and I will try to, as I said, I'm really impressed by this game, so I'm gonna finish it before I go back to good old Skyrim.
And who am I?
I'm the glorious guardian of Minastiri.
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