The Golden One - Marcus Follin - Shadow of Mordor Let's Play 10
Aired: 2014-10-31
Duration: 43:51


=== Bastards Attack! (13:14) ===

[00:00:06]  Greetings Juvens and welcome back to Mordo Look at my jawline Sickening.
[00:00:15]  That's why I don't have a beard.
[00:00:17]  No, I'm yoking, I'm an elf, I can't have a beard.
[00:00:20]  Which is why I was lucky that I didn't get enough likes on my Facebook page so that I had to do No Shave November because it would just have looked like complete and utter shit And then it's uh it's really light the the beard I get like or facial hair it's really light so it doesn't really look like I have anything anyway
[00:00:51]  So we are in Glorious Modo, perhaps not Glorious, but it's a nice enough place I suppose.
[00:00:59]  Oh, Karagor, fuck.
[00:01:06]  And I'm gonna go and hang out a bit with my true friend, the dwarf.
[00:01:14]  Go fuck yourself, you bastard.
[00:01:18]  I don't wanna fight that Karagor, actually.
[00:01:22]  Bye!
[00:01:28]  Okay, let's start this fucking episode off with okay.
[00:01:40]  I'll see if I okay cool.
[00:01:43]  I'm managed to escape those Now mount the Karagor.
[00:02:08]  I'm a bit rusty
[00:03:11]  Alright, so now I mounted the bustad I assume you know the path how quaint Yes, I am ready, you bastard.
[00:03:33]  What would Torvind do there?
[00:03:35]  Yeah, sure.
[00:03:41]  Ah, look at his sunshine.
[00:03:44]  Glorious.
[00:03:48]  I don't need finesse, you cunt.
[00:03:50]  Bigger than that!
[00:03:52]  From your perspective, dwarf, everything is bigger.
[00:03:55]  This is very, very big.
[00:03:57]  Oh, oh, wait, you're not meaning by far.
[00:04:07]  It's been a long time since I was a little bit more than a hundred.
[00:04:09]  We owned the dwarf because he was a bit insolent last time, I'd say.
[00:04:16]  He kind of mocked us for being a cat.
[00:04:18]  Not good.
[00:04:21]  We finally slayed it and got stuck under his leg for two days.
[00:04:25]  Ah, those were fun times.
[00:04:28]  Last time I saw the beast was when they were juicy as fuck, though.
[00:04:34]  How did you get out of the way?
[00:04:47]  Fuck I've been hunting this crowd for almost a decade That's a lot of years of dedication to one beast.
[00:04:54]  Dedication?
[00:04:55]  Or a sign you preach better than you hunt?
[00:05:00]  I'll be sure to laugh when the beast eats you alive.
[00:05:04]  Look at those mountains.
[00:05:05]  The mighty Grow will be my legacy.
[00:05:07]  Dwarves will tell tales of Torvin the Hunter for generations.
[00:05:12]  Torwin, the juice crowd.
[00:05:17]  Alright, we have arrived to a sacred place of holy wisdom.
[00:05:22]  Ah, look at this.
[00:05:34]  Where might he be?
[00:05:35]  True friends.
[00:05:36]  Ambush.
[00:05:38]  How military.
[00:05:41]  I like it.
[00:05:45]  Look at those delts, 3D delts of peace.
[00:05:50]  Oh, I have Teddy here as well with me.
[00:05:52]  Greetings, true friends.
[00:05:55]  And obviously some Lindvall's coffee for optimal gaming performance.
[00:06:08]  It's an axe.
[00:06:10]  It's a dwarven axe.
[00:06:14]  It's just as sharp as a day our father made it.
[00:06:20]  Oh, it's a Prezisa revenge mission, true friends.
[00:06:26]  And I also have my alpha tank top courtesy to Jim Lifestyle.
[00:06:30]  See you next time.
[00:07:13]  There's an juicy element brothers right there.
[00:07:17]  Fuck yeah.
[00:07:19]  Glory.
[00:07:36]  Hello, Talion.
[00:07:38]  Nice horror game, this is right.
[00:07:52]  See you.
[00:08:15]  History repeats itself.
[00:08:17]  Let's just do it for men's sake.
[00:08:19]  Rule number one.
[00:08:20]  Never mind, we improvise.
[00:08:23]  It's too strong.
[00:08:24]  I must attack from afar.
[00:08:30]  Can I perhaps a shot to the skull disoriented?
[00:08:42]  Then don't shelter away.
[00:08:44]  Okay, true friends.
[00:08:45]  This might be the fucking case that I edit the hell out of this idiom because bosses like this are really hard, but I'll try to do it in the first attempt.
[00:08:58]  Okay, power gaming mode.
[00:09:00]  fucking engaged.
[00:09:02]  That's the glory.
[00:11:08]  Come at me then.
[00:11:10]  charge you buster and fight me Come out, you blackened tans.
[00:11:31]  Come out and fight me like a man.
[00:11:33]  Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders.
[00:11:39]  Tell her how the IRA and you run like the hell away now Glory Okay, cool.
[00:11:55]  I was too slow learn.
[00:11:57]  By cool, I mean un-fucking-cool.
[00:12:06]  Alright then now let's see.
[00:12:09]  Are you charging me, mate?
[00:12:11]  I missed.
[00:12:25]  I missed those shots, true friends.
[00:12:31]  I'll see how much of this I'll edit.
[00:12:33]  Great!
[00:12:47]  Boom!
[00:12:50]  Glorious!
[00:13:03]  the Bastards, they will attack him and now he will eat himself up again.

=== Almost Got Blasphemous Busta (02:01) ===

[00:13:21]  This is now, he has regained quite a bit of health.
[00:13:42]  If I put it in there, I wouldn't do that much about it.
[00:15:19]  All right, we almost got the Blasphemous Busta there.

=== Find an Orc Leader (10:56) ===

[00:15:24]  I'm just gonna make sure he doesn't heal until now.
[00:15:38]  He does.
[00:15:39]  The duels are supplying him with plenty of food there.
[00:15:51]  One last one.
[00:15:52]  No.
[00:15:56]  Alright, so we're one or two hits away from building the bus then.
[00:16:06]  Come back in.
[00:16:08]  Death and glory!
[00:16:25]  No.
[00:16:34]  Now I shall finish this hunt.
[00:16:37]  Yeah, come on, then go.
[00:16:48]  Look at that!
[00:16:51]  Right there!
[00:17:03]  Madness!
[00:17:16]  That's exactly how it fucking goes if you stand against the alliance of men and dwarves Indeed, indeed.
[00:17:26]  Next time I'm not gonna let you have all the fun.
[00:17:28]  Oh, no, no.
[00:17:30]  This is the last time.
[00:17:32]  I have other play to pursue.
[00:17:33]  Well, you need help on your journey, so what you say, it was some challenge.
[00:17:40]  Come on, Natalian.
[00:17:41]  Torvin is a fucking juice pale dwarf.
[00:17:45]  He's not an orc.
[00:17:55]  And Talion doesn't drink alcohol because that's gay.
[00:18:00]  We drink a lot of milk, though, because that aids our gains.
[00:18:10]  That can't be it, like.
[00:18:13]  How silly.
[00:18:18]  How silly, true friends.
[00:18:22]  Since I haven't done a let's play in a while, I will actually make this a bit longer so that you can hang out with me and listen to my voice some more.
[00:18:34]  I think I wanna have a little chat with the old frail lady, so that she might admire my gains.
[00:18:46]  Ta-da!
[00:18:47]  I hope that Tolvan finds his way home.
[00:18:51]  I do too.
[00:18:53]  Let us fast travel here and then we'll initiate the next mission of his glory.
[00:19:03]  Hello, Elvin, bro.
[00:19:05]  Fuck juices.
[00:19:06]  Fuck.
[00:19:19]  Ugh.
[00:19:20]  Don't wanna fight him, but...
[00:19:22]  Whatever.
[00:19:24]  It's what Elv's like.
[00:19:28]  Hello, girl.
[00:19:30]  was crack.
[00:19:39]  But this is even later in the world.
[00:19:46]  How did you know where to find this?
[00:19:49]  He has shown me.
[00:19:51]  Who is he?
[00:19:52]  You haven't told me what you want in return.
[00:19:55]  Only that you learn what you are truly capable of.
[00:19:58]  Find an orc leader, make him a warchief and all his soldiers will be yours.
[00:20:07]  Where am I to lead this army of mine?
[00:20:11]  Into battle.
[00:20:25]  I still have to find one of those hair bands.
[00:20:28]  That's my promise to you.
[00:20:30]  I tend to make a lot of promises to you, don't I?
[00:20:33]  But I keep them, so it's fine.
[00:20:37]  For my photoshoots next year, when I'm glorious as fuck, then I will have one of those hairbands.
[00:20:45]  And then you will see me and be like, oh I remember when the golden one actually...
[00:20:57]  Oh, hello.
[00:21:01]  You'll be like, I remember when the Golden One fucking told me when I hung out with him in Mordo that he would wear this fucking band.
[00:21:08]  And then you see, like, oh, I was with when he promised that.
[00:21:13]  Because I'm a true friend, like that.
[00:21:15]  That's why he loved me.
[00:21:17]  Sickening.
[00:21:22]  Okay, let's locate Grublik.
[00:21:24]  He will, um... He will pay...
[00:21:29]  How...
[00:21:29]  How dare he stand against me?
[00:21:34]  Elven supremacy is the only future Where there are slaves to be tortured we will find this captain a caragor bra I don't want to fight Karagora.
[00:21:54]  I might have said this before, but both Rise of Rome and Shadow of Mordo are originally designed for like not PC Mass Race.
[00:22:08]  So then the dodge button, which is a spacebar on my keyboard, is a bit fucking slow sometimes.
[00:22:16]  So I'm better at blocking than dodging.
[00:22:19]  Juicy, look at this now.
[00:22:21]  I kill before we isolate the captain.
[00:22:30]  Ah, you fucking cunt.
[00:22:33]  How dare you stand against me!
[00:22:43]  Look at that!
[00:22:47]  That's EXACTLY how it goes.
[00:23:04]  It's a little ranger, not little.
[00:23:08]  Or actually, I am.
[00:23:09]  I am quite little, to be honest.
[00:23:14]  All the other orcs are much bigger than I am.
[00:23:17]  But that's cool.
[00:23:22]  That's how I like it.
[00:23:26]  After dominating a captain, control the space for it.
[00:23:32]  Okay, two.
[00:23:40]  Boom!
[00:23:47]  Okay, power gaming mode on.
[00:23:57]  Fuck time to run away.
[00:24:02]  Run away.
[00:24:06]  Bye.
[00:24:07]  You fucking juice.
[00:24:09]  You fucking juices.
[00:24:10]  Fuck.
[00:24:11]  You know what I'm gonna do?
[00:24:16]  Hello.
[00:24:16]  Hello.
[00:24:29]  Yeah, that's what I thought about.
[00:24:31]  When the spacebar comes on there, it's really, really hard to block.
[00:24:35]  Or I mean dodge, because the mouse button is much better designed for that than the keyboard.
[00:24:52]  Execute!
[00:25:20]  Come on and yump.
[00:25:23]  Yeah, that's fucking impossible to get away from that.
[00:25:46]  Yeah, as I said, not optimized for computer, but better graphics at least.
[00:25:55]  So we got that witch is night.
[00:26:12]  It's a big Do not run from me.

=== Water, Water Mmm (03:35) ===

[00:26:19]  Come on now.
[00:26:22]  Come on!
[00:26:28]  And I have to dominate that bastard.
[00:26:37]  Soon.
[00:26:38]  JPG Now Dominated.
[00:26:57]  Aha, cool.
[00:27:06]  What?
[00:27:06]  What now?
[00:27:08]  One might wonder.
[00:27:09]  Haven't I dominated him?
[00:27:10]  Isn't it grublig?
[00:27:20]  That's how you complete it.
[00:27:21]  I will obey.
[00:27:28]  Press space to murder another captain.
[00:27:40]  Okay.
[00:27:45]  Oh, dad, he looks fucking benched for the hench as fuck.
[00:27:51]  Alright, cool.
[00:27:52]  Let's uh let's do it head to the recruitment power struggle.
[00:27:59]  We must now make this captain a bodyguard.
[00:28:01]  If he is ever to be a warchief, it is from First Striker Thunder that is soon born astorm.
[00:28:08]  Sickening.
[00:28:09]  Let us consult them.
[00:28:17]  Okay, so I suppose it's there.
[00:28:22]  Coffee time.
[00:28:29]  Sickening.
[00:28:31]  And some water.
[00:28:36]  And some more water.
[00:28:43]  Mmm.
[00:28:44]  That's some good water right there.
[00:29:06]  Aha look at this now.
[00:29:09]  Time for a bench with a hand.
[00:29:15]  Oh, look at that.
[00:29:40]  For the Dark Lord's glory.
[00:29:46]  Our protege wields feel like a weapon, and we are his invisible ally.
[00:29:51]  A shadow who stays close and sees all.
[00:29:53]  That is the elven way.

=== The Elven Way of Glory (13:56) ===

[00:29:55]  The elven way of glory.
[00:29:58]  Okay.
[00:29:59]  Keep all right.
[00:30:05]  The elven way.
[00:30:06]  That sounds like a wood elf kind of thing to do.
[00:30:33]  It's a big Berserker bro.
[00:30:41]  It's a big Fust out of an Oath right there.
[00:30:47]  And you as well, then.
[00:30:48]  There we are.
[00:30:53]  Don't shoot at me, you can't.
[00:30:55]  I'm helping you!
[00:31:02]  Grublik the glorious!
[00:31:05]  No, no, it's only one orc that is glorious.
[00:31:09]  And that's Peylor.
[00:31:11]  Do you know who else is glorious?
[00:31:18]  I really love this little merry band of orcs roaming around the countryside making trouble,
[00:31:39]  masterfully done.
[00:32:03]  I must help our cupboard before they cut his strews.
[00:32:08]  And one more now what?
[00:32:10]  Who in the actual?
[00:32:12]  How dare you mate?
[00:32:14]  How dare you.
[00:32:16]  How dare you.
[00:32:32]  Such glorious day for this coup.
[00:32:46]  Last sickening, true true friend, Uruks.
[00:32:58]  Ah, look at that, warm countryside.
[00:33:08]  New objective, reach the vantage point without racing the other.
[00:33:15]  Death, a greater value without raising the alarm.
[00:33:26]  I always tend to fail at these missions, so bear with me if I do listen to them.
[00:33:41]  Vile, savage beasts, and we shall harness and command their savagery.
[00:33:49]  Elf shot needed.
[00:33:51]  Fuck, I have spent it all.
[00:33:58]  Okay, true friends, let us terrify.
[00:34:37]  Somewhere here I see that there is elf shots.
[00:34:56]  There we are really like those flies they um they always help me fuck ah I need an elf shot If they mince meat out of the old one mince meat sickening, sickens me.
[00:35:24]  Nice, he can see him as well!
[00:35:31]  Do you know what is up, true friends?
[00:35:44]  What is up is that I will kill this bustard first of all and then I'm gonna release some Karagor broth to wreak havoc.
[00:35:55]  Oh, look at that!
[00:35:56]  Nice.
[00:35:58]  exactly what i wanted can't i no you like this at least Boom.
[00:36:31]  Alright, we are quite close indeed now.
[00:36:35]  Don't want to fail now Sickening Another elf shot.
[00:37:01]  I can confirm, he is juicy as fuck.
[00:37:11]  Taurus, the knife, had arrived.
[00:37:17]  Oh, look at that.
[00:37:18]  There is our guy.
[00:37:19]  Fuck, he's juicy though.
[00:37:32]  Hmm.
[00:37:33]  Oh.
[00:37:33]  Okay.
[00:37:34]  Well, this episode was quite long indeed, but we'll try.
[00:37:47]  We will try, dear true friends.
[00:38:14]  You're not worth you put my blood.
[00:38:33]  Oh, look at that.
[00:38:43]  I think we have some true friends in the midst there.
[00:38:46]  That's nice.
[00:38:48]  An executed buster.
[00:39:00]  Oh, fuck.
[00:39:00]  I could have combat branded him.
[00:39:03]  I think that's basically the point here.
[00:39:08]  combat brand.
[00:39:15]  I'm gonna see if I can...
[00:39:17]  no.
[00:39:19]  Okay, I'm gonna get the fuck out of there.
[00:39:26]  Oh, look at that.
[00:39:27]  They are coming to our aid.
[00:39:29]  The feet tars the knife.
[00:39:39]  Look!
[00:39:41]  It actually went.
[00:39:42]  How uh how quaint.
[00:39:44]  I thought I'd lose 15 times, but I didn't.
[00:39:53]  Such glorious man.
[00:40:01]  He does now become... The Golden Man Storks.
[00:40:09]  In all of Mordor, I shall lead an army over a field of broken skulls.
[00:40:15]  Come stand behind me or let my blade beat your neck.
[00:40:20]  Madness.
[00:40:21]  Yeah, I love it.
[00:40:24]  Love it.
[00:40:25]  Look at all those.
[00:40:25]  Those are our Aurochs.
[00:40:36]  Sickening.
[00:40:42]  How wonderful!
[00:40:44]  That went everything went better than expected.
[00:40:51]  Oh, she is still alive.
[00:40:53]  Marvin?
[00:40:54]  Marvin!
[00:40:55]  Wake up, it's me!
[00:41:01]  Oh, there's our orc.
[00:41:08]  This is a Dark Lord, perhaps.
[00:41:19]  Resist, Elhvinimbor.
[00:41:21]  Pre-glorio real.
[00:41:37]  Mother.
[00:41:38]  She has perished.
[00:41:41]  No, no, she's cool.
[00:41:43]  She's fine.
[00:41:44]  Are you alright?
[00:41:50]  Oh, look at that.
[00:41:51]  No, she's turned into a MILF instead.
[00:41:54]  I am now that I can finally see you.
[00:41:58]  My child.
[00:41:59]  Hello, gorgeous.
[00:42:01]  How are we today?
[00:42:04]  Your mother is being under the spell of a very past.
[00:42:09]  I wonder who the wizard might have been.
[00:42:12]  I am sorry.
[00:42:14]  Soruman brought you here against my will.
[00:42:16]  I went to him.
[00:42:17]  Aha!
[00:42:19]  Soruman, bro.
[00:42:20]  He's cool.
[00:42:21]  It's fine.
[00:42:22]  What have you seen in your vision?
[00:42:24]  With a sick physique.
[00:42:27]  I have seen Sauron's servants.
[00:42:31]  With the tower and the black hand.
[00:42:35]  They bring much suffering.
[00:42:41]  If you wish to know where they are, they are across the sea of Nana.
[00:42:47]  Their forces.
[00:42:49]  How strong?
[00:42:54]  Strong enough to defeat us all.
[00:42:56]  Fuck.
[00:42:57]  Let's get at it then, boy.
[00:42:58]  Truly, we will need an army.
[00:43:01]  And I'm evokes.
[00:43:12]  Rest, Mother.
[00:43:14]  I will make preparations for our journey out of Mortal.
[00:43:19]  They must escape this heinous place.
[00:43:24]  Alright, cool.
[00:43:27]  Sickening.
[00:43:29]  Thank you so much for watching, and I will try to, as I said, I'm really impressed by this game, so I'm gonna finish it before I go back to good old Skyrim.
[00:43:43]  And who am I?
[00:43:48]  I'm the glorious guardian of Minastiri.