The Golden One - Marcus Follin - Shadow of Mordor Part 7
Aired: 2014-10-16
Duration: 29:35


=== Juicy Pale Orcs (15:21) ===

[00:00:07]  Greetings shoo friends and welcome back to Moto.
[00:00:11]  I have my cuddly gaming hood fang on and we have destroyed their blasphemous monument.
[00:00:22]  I personally thought it was cool as fuck, but I did it for the for Gondor.
[00:00:28]  But we have lured out the juicy pale orcs.
[00:00:32]  We're gonna fight them.
[00:00:33]  Black captains have answered your challenge.
[00:00:37]  So without further ado, let's head to it.
[00:00:42]  But first...
[00:00:50]  Sickening!
[00:01:00]  Would have been cool if we had Gollum with us so he could sing.
[00:01:06]  Sing gentle songs of peace to us.
[00:01:14]  Those are some severe fucking hench guys right there.
[00:01:20]  And I need both my gaming hoodie and my glorious Lindbalt's coffee.
[00:01:27]  Hmm.
[00:01:29]  The true friend.
[00:01:34]  Black Andersdom.
[00:01:36]  One of his minions.
[00:01:37]  He was sent here to hunt us down.
[00:01:42]  Let me gather my men.
[00:01:43]  The servants who Sauron are foes beyond any of you.
[00:01:49]  Get your people out of Motor tonight.
[00:01:51]  or you'll all be dead light on.
[00:02:01]  There is a hidden tunnel to the Black Gate.
[00:02:05]  Eren.
[00:02:07]  It's time.
[00:02:10]  Eren, the beautiful fair maiden.
[00:02:16]  Look at her green dress.
[00:02:17]  It's really, really nice.
[00:02:19]  Matches the hair, as I said in the last episode.
[00:02:21]  And yet again, no homo.
[00:02:26]  But then again, it isn't really homo to be admiring a woman's hair.
[00:02:30]  Perhaps it is, I don't know.
[00:02:35]  That is one brutal fucking hench guy.
[00:02:44]  Oh, ratbag!
[00:02:53]  Only to...
[00:02:54]  W-Warchief Rat Bay.
[00:02:57]  Unfortunately, you want to stay alive.
[00:03:01]  You've heard yourself.
[00:03:15]  Oh.
[00:03:18]  Now it's on, boys.
[00:03:20]  Now it's on.
[00:03:25]  Where was your bravery when we bled your wife and got him your son?
[00:03:32]  He's only making it worse for himself.
[00:03:37]  That's not a pale orc, that's a pale human.
[00:03:43]  You Kill a buster.
[00:04:11]  Fuck.
[00:04:13]  Step back and learn the art of the kill.
[00:04:19]  That's really hard to dodge those.
[00:04:24]  Ah, it's orc filth even, how repent.
[00:04:36]  Uses orc filth.
[00:04:38]  Okay, power gaming mode on.
[00:04:40]  So if I don't talk that much, that's because I genuinely want to beat this bastard.
[00:04:54]  Now then, you fucking bastard.
[00:05:01]  Back to work, swine.
[00:05:03]  Back to work.
[00:05:04]  How dare you?
[00:05:07]  You are but a dog, and I'm your master.
[00:05:11]  Your time is not now.
[00:05:13]  Oh, but it is.
[00:05:27]  Oh, but it's not.
[00:05:28]  It's time to acquire glory for my true friend.
[00:05:34]  Fuck you what real pain is.
[00:05:42]  Don't get bring it in.
[00:05:42]  Is this your best, Gravewalker?
[00:06:01]  Come on now.
[00:06:04]  It's beautiful, it's sweet.
[00:06:05]  Is not the darkness sweet?
[00:06:08]  Yes, that was one of my best gaming moments ever.
[00:06:25]  Fucking awesome that I made a Let's Play out of it.
[00:06:27]  Fuck yeah.
[00:06:29]  Let's celebrate.
[00:06:33]  There's much we could have learned.
[00:06:35]  Oh, come on.
[00:06:36]  It was nice.
[00:06:37]  Pure sweet revenge.
[00:06:42]  I dunno the same.
[00:06:46]  Do you speak with the living or only with the dead?
[00:06:50]  Ah, another juice fair maiden.
[00:06:55]  My name is Lithario from the Sea of Nernan.
[00:07:01]  But her hair wasn't that glorious, actually.
[00:07:05]  I prefer the under one.
[00:07:07]  Well, Lithario from the Sea of Nernin.
[00:07:10]  You should have stayed where you were.
[00:07:13]  There's nothing here but death.
[00:07:15]  Death and glory.
[00:07:16]  Lady Marwin, Queen of the Shore, wishes an audience with you.
[00:07:21]  She has seen visions of your misfortune.
[00:07:24]  Queen who sees visions.
[00:07:26]  Visions of the return of the great Celebrimbor.
[00:07:32]  Celebrimbor, the Jew's accruciance to make him an offering.
[00:07:35]  And what is this offering?
[00:07:45]  That is all I know.
[00:07:50]  I must gather provisions.
[00:07:52]  The return to Merlin is long and treacherous.
[00:07:56]  My camp is close by.
[00:07:58]  It will be my honor to escort you.
[00:08:01]  Let's fucking do it, true friends.
[00:08:04]  Let's walk and talk with this lady.
[00:08:13]  Success.
[00:08:15]  We have defeated the hammer of Sauron, but the Black Hand and the Tower remain.
[00:08:20]  And their master.
[00:08:27]  Message of Glory We can fast travel.
[00:08:35]  How um how nice, true friends.
[00:08:39]  Oh nice, they should have learned by now not to not to have to be fucking trifled with Aha!
[00:08:58]  Sickening a new area.
[00:09:00]  How quaint.
[00:09:02]  Exquisite into the heart of Mortor.
[00:09:10]  Oh, Palork.
[00:09:15]  The smell of fresh meat always attracts the scavengers.
[00:09:18]  It's a good coffee.
[00:09:20]  Apparently, tend to travel in packs.
[00:09:24]  Should leave.
[00:09:27]  Queen will be pleased to see you.
[00:09:31]  I'm just going to landscape.
[00:09:52]  it's really nice that is gorgeous That is absolutely beautiful.
[00:10:07]  I'm so happy today, true friends.
[00:10:09]  I hope you can sense that my energy.
[00:10:14]  Why?
[00:10:15]  Why the fuck not?
[00:10:17]  Why wouldn't I be happy?
[00:10:23]  I have you.
[00:10:24]  Lady Marwin, Queen of the Shore.
[00:10:26]  The fallen ranger from the black gate Come closer.
[00:10:38]  No, thank you.
[00:10:40]  Your daughter claims you have something for me.
[00:10:44]  Not for you, Tullium.
[00:10:49]  The hour grows late.
[00:10:54]  Very soon, the Dark Lord and his army will march all over Mordor.
[00:11:01]  But a great can be awakened to prevent it.
[00:11:09]  It's the juicy elf they're talking about.
[00:11:11]  Is that why?
[00:11:12]  A.k.a. me.
[00:11:16]  Breach into Morgoth's scar.
[00:11:20]  Ah!
[00:11:21]  A juicy dwarf.
[00:11:23]  The elven craftwork from the gors.
[00:11:25]  And find.
[00:11:28]  Stay strong.
[00:11:46]  That is one old and fragile lady.
[00:11:51]  What is your mother's affliction?
[00:11:54]  No one knows.
[00:11:56]  She worsened after her travels.
[00:11:59]  Is there not medicine?
[00:12:00]  There was.
[00:12:01]  But our camp was overrun.
[00:12:06]  Ah, some good old alchemy back there.
[00:12:09]  They make potions.
[00:12:14]  Father, they say you are a criminal.
[00:12:16]  The white tree, the very symbol of God, is on this third life developer.
[00:12:21]  Replanted with new seed.
[00:12:24]  Those are weak birds.
[00:12:26]  The White Tree of Gondor, aka the Juicy Tree of Peace.
[00:12:39]  There's a good chance we can pick up the ghoul's trail at that ransacked caravan we passed earlier by the ravine direct Uruk caravan.
[00:12:49]  Let's fucking do it.
[00:12:51]  It will be highly glorious.
[00:13:05]  Oh really?
[00:13:07]  Let us try your pieces, my dear friend.
[00:13:13]  Come on then.
[00:13:15]  Don't be afraid.
[00:13:16]  Don't be scared, homie.
[00:13:29]  Aha!
[00:13:30]  Nice, man.
[00:13:31]  We have found a little tower.
[00:13:34]  I'm gonna activate it.
[00:13:36]  Great by reforge.
[00:13:41]  So now we're actually in a new territory.
[00:13:44]  Mordor takes Eldar shape.
[00:13:48]  A much more glorious and beautiful place.
[00:13:51]  Look at that.
[00:13:55]  I greatly admire this landscape.
[00:13:58]  It's aesthetics.
[00:14:00]  Aesthetic as fuck.
[00:14:01]  What a sick physique.
[00:14:10]  Now who are you? The proud Lord said.
[00:14:16]  I must thank the ghouls before I slaughter them.
[00:14:18]  Ghouls are scavengers.
[00:14:20]  They take all but leave one thing behind.
[00:14:23]  Look at those graphics.
[00:14:24]  I must locate the ghoul's tracks.
[00:14:27]  Ghoul, bra.
[00:14:32]  Let's see where the ghoul of true friends are at.
[00:14:56]  Its cries will bring him close.
[00:14:59]  They are making fun of humans that we must realize that when hmm Filtro is weird if they have a new Adoro

=== Promise Repeated (08:37) ===

[00:15:28]  No, not yeah we're liking in this game not being like bleak and dark and stuff here.
[00:15:38]  It's more like a juicy Elven realm of peace.
[00:15:42]  It's highly sickening.
[00:15:46]  Oh, there we are.
[00:15:52]  Execute.
[00:15:53]  Oh, ho, ho.
[00:15:57]  That is highly testosterone follow the ghoul tracks Well Dear ghoul true friends
[00:16:20]  It's basically what I did didn't I look there some cherubor brass
[00:16:47]  And yeah, as you saw in the last episode, it's a nice ride, though, to wreak extra havoc.
[00:17:02]  Even optimal amounts of epic deeds.
[00:17:05]  What?
[00:17:16]  And this is my promise I have said it before I will say it again I promise you that when I'm caught again and not as fucking heavy and big as I am now I will make an Assassin's Creed slash shadow Mordor in real life video Where I climb upon buildings and acquire glory.
[00:17:35]  That's my promise.
[00:17:37]  I'll see where it is if it's here in good old Uppsala or if it's in Stockholm or Ireland or yeah, it can be anywhere like oh without triggering sorry I I didn't see that I was too busy
[00:18:23]  Yeah, sorry, I was too busy explaining about my little plan.
[00:18:29]  Alright, without triggering the ghoul swarm.
[00:18:35]  My best move is to remain unseen.
[00:18:48]  Okay, so some snake action and Now it would have been cool to be the my juicy dark elf on Skyrim because then I could just be invisible and have a ridiculously good level of snake But this will have to do Ghoul broths.
[00:19:27]  Okay, I'm going to try to stay high.
[00:19:34]  High.
[00:19:35]  We'll spear fire as much as light.
[00:19:40]  Those flames might prove useful if we are overwhelmed if we are overwhelmed.
[00:20:03]  Okay, so I can actually perhaps set something aflame to draw the attention away.
[00:20:15]  let's try that shall we I can't really see
[00:20:43]  Would have been awesome with another kind of, uh, let me and
[00:21:13]  I'm being cautious here because I don't want to die that kind of looks like something you could shoot,
[00:21:36]  but it turns red once you can actually shoot something I must not fail in front of my true friends.
[00:22:05]  Okay that didn't go according to the planet building.
[00:22:30]  Another attack, and this cave will become my tomb.
[00:22:34]  Okay, I managed that one.
[00:22:35]  We'll see if we can let us not repeat that mistake.
[00:22:41]  That would be a cool thing not to do.
[00:22:49]  There's a fire.
[00:23:24]  Where are we then?
[00:23:26]  No?
[00:23:28]  Okay.
[00:23:45]  All right, that went...
[00:23:49]  Your heirloom must be here.
[00:23:50]  enough I suppose.
[00:23:52]  Ah, nice!

=== Exquisite Warhammer Tutorial (03:40) ===

[00:24:06]  How quaint an exquisite Warhammer of peace made by the Dark Lord himself.
[00:24:15]  Look at that thing.
[00:24:16]  I'm sickening my family's blood.
[00:24:18]  Speaking of Warhammer I will actually do perhaps a little tutorial on painting Warhammer because I'm really good at that.
[00:24:32]  Look at that elf.
[00:24:35]  Highly...beautiful.
[00:24:43]  I actually think Sauron might have the... ...coolest Aurumor I've ever seen.
[00:25:00]  Comment below if you know anyone with a cooler armor than Sauron.
[00:25:07]  Yeah, do it.
[00:25:09]  Might be fun to see if there is a creature cool matron.
[00:25:26]  They will strike back.
[00:25:28]  Okay.
[00:26:28]  Escape the cave.
[00:26:31]  Okay.
[00:26:35]  We must escape this darkness.
[00:26:38]  Fires will stop them.
[00:26:41]  The entrance is dark.
[00:26:48]  And so is our end if we don't reach it in time.
[00:27:17]  it's good to enter power gaming mode and then talkative mode assistance glorious hair

=== Conclusion Of Glorious Adventures (01:47) ===

[00:27:47]  Who is that now?
[00:27:48]  He looks fucking juicy.
[00:28:00]  And I bet ten pints you just nab the treasure I was after.
[00:28:05]  Now I am grateful for the assistance, but it does not grant you proprietary rights.
[00:28:11]  Keep it.
[00:28:12]  I just found something a lot more valuable.
[00:28:14]  The juiced dwarf?
[00:28:15]  What would that be?
[00:28:16]  My new hunting partner.
[00:28:19]  What you hunt does not interest me, Master Dwarf.
[00:28:23]  Don't be such a name right now.
[00:28:29]  He's a true friend, after all.
[00:28:34]  Every creature's got its luring.
[00:28:38]  Yours just happens to be very old.
[00:28:43]  Well, if the throw of the hunt takes your fancy, the camp's not far.
[00:28:52]  Find the dwarf.
[00:28:58]  I don't know when it happened, but dwarves and elves aren't really on the best of terms.
[00:29:06]  But that would have to conclude this highly glorious episode.
[00:29:10]  Really nice one.
[00:29:13]  Good missions.
[00:29:15]  Sickening.
[00:29:17]  Thank you so much for watching, and yeah, comment below if you actually know someone or you think someone who has a cooler, more juice-fucking hinge alpha armor than Sauron.
[00:29:28]  I'm very interested in hearing that.
[00:29:34]  And who am I?