Skyrim. The Ratway
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| Greetings your friends. | |
| Fuckin' juicy. | |
| I need to ask you to stop. | |
| That shouting is making people nervous. | |
| Good, glad we straightened that out. | |
| Okay. | |
| Proper introduction there. | |
| I got interrupted by that guard. | |
| She will pay for her heinous crimes. | |
| So either way, I just was here in Riften during the main quest and I just wanted to show you how fucking beautiful it was. | |
| We're gonna go into the sewers here. | |
| But first, let me tell me about my day. | |
| No, thank you. | |
| I don't drink. | |
| That's bad for the games. | |
| and that's why gaming is so good because then you don't have to be out drinking and doing detrimental things to your muscular development oh we're gonna check in the there we are Yeah, so I'm actually having a photo shoot today. | |
| So this is my pre-photo shoot gaming session to get in the right mood. | |
| To get in the right mood for some epicness, as it were. | |
| I'm just gonna head on down here and head on in to this glorious place right here. | |
| Yeah, I really like Rift and I wouldn't live there though. | |
| A bit rough for my taste, but you know, except for the gyms, I like training in rough gyms. | |
| I'm not gonna sneak here, I'm actually just gonna go ahead. | |
| i'm not i'm not gonna sneak here i'm actually just gonna go ahead some potions is always good to have vigorous stamina Potion of | |
| Yet again with a come at me after fucking love those things, okay | |
| First oh, an Orcish bow in honor of the juicy, pale Orc, fucking glorious. | |
| Let us celebrate this juiciness by a sip of coffee. | |
| Yeah, so I'm actually doing a folk shoot later. | |
| So I've started carb loading a bit, some rice cakes, some gelignites, and later on I'm actually gonna utilize some, some fat to, you know, just fill out. | |
| So, first of all, first only carbs, and then it's time for some carbs and fat. | |
| I'm gonna loot this bastard still mace. | |
| No, I'm gonna go with it two-handed, okay. | |
| First question of interaction, would you like me to go around in first player mood or not? | |
| I always play in third person view, but because you are my glorious true friends, you will have to. | |
| Oh well, we're just gonna head down here then. | |
| Yeah, let me know what you prefer, because I'm doing it just as much for you as for me. | |
| Let's utilize a quick save. | |
| This could be like a horror game. | |
| Yes, I am here. | |
| Come at me. | |
| Gian the Fist. | |
| I'm being a bit of a counter, not fist fighting him, but I'm gonna quest for glory. | |
| Oh, look at that. | |
| Glove subject Pudgelist. | |
| So Pudgelist is an old word for boxer. | |
| Boxing. | |
| The noble art of self-defense. | |
| I highly recommend that you train it, in addition to the gym, of course. | |
| Look at his fucking graphics, though. | |
| That's why I fucking love Skyrim. | |
| It's you know just so fucking beautiful. | |
| And to emphasize that fact That will kill a lowlife I'm quite excited to be honest To be perfectly fucking honest, I am... | |
| I am so excited and happy right now. | |
| The ragged flagon. | |
| Okay, I am. | |
| The yeah. | |
| The ragged flagon could be a cool place. | |
| We can have a gym. | |
| All true friends could have a gym down here. | |
| And then they serve protein-rich food down here. | |
| And then we don't drink any mid, but we drink. | |
| We drink coffee instead. | |
| And then we go out questing together. | |
| Yes! | |
| Okay, I'm getting a bit on there to be honest. | |
| And I can't really save myself. | |
| No, I'm just gonna die and redo that. | |
| I missed that first swing. | |
| Was really silly of me. | |
| Let's see if we can hide I tried to do a Fusrudan, but it was a bit boggy there to be honest Okay, quickly. | |
| Now. | |
| Now you die. | |
| Yes? | |
| Boom! | |
| We will not, I assure you. | |
| You bastard. | |
| Got a cool armor here, to be honest, but I'm going with the heavy armor for optimal gains. | |
| Oh, I can't, for I can't afford to miss that. | |
| Oh, I'm trapped. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Yes, come on, man. | |
| Fuck. | |
| One more time. | |
| There we are. | |
| Alright. | |
| Let's see if we have a mana potion. | |
| Could be really useful right here, actually. | |
| Blocking, yeah, I could use that. | |
| One-handed, no thanks. | |
| Yes. | |
| Resist cookie. | |
| There we are. | |
| Quick save. | |
| Okay, come back in now. | |
| Where is he? | |
| Where are you? | |
| Talbor, come to me. | |
| Oh, it's coming up. | |
| Oh, there you go. | |
| Glorious. | |
| Okay, so my intro got a bit disrupted by that city god, but I was gonna tell you that I had a nice close shave. | |
| Feels good as fuck. | |
| A nice close shave and some coffee and some Skyrim. | |
| and then I'm ready to shoot. | |
| So I'm actually gonna go to the, still battle, to the gym before shoot and then directly to the shoot. | |
| And for those of you who isn't aware, it's called time for print. | |
| Which means that it's no money involved, just that the photographer gets the pictures for his portfolio and the model gets the pictures as well. | |
| And then if the model is going to the place, then the photographer is paying for the expenses, the trips and stuff. | |
| But now it's just here in Uppsala, so, you know, yeah, don't have to do anything really. | |
| So it's just time that both put into it. | |
| Juice Anvil. | |
| Oh, a chest. | |
| elven sword wish i could find a juicy juicy warhammer And yeah, yet again, I don't know if I might have leveled up to that point where you, where you, actually choose which 200 weapon you will utilize, but let me know which one you think is the juiciest. | |
| Dravin's bow was actually quite fucking bad, to be honest. | |
| not very good at all we can sell that unlock chest once again Look, I'm quite good at this actually. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Some cool stuff right there. | |
| Espern, where are you? | |
| In here, maybe. | |
| No. The Ratway Warrens. | |
| Let us go in here. | |
| Yeah, so I'm actually playing this game on master difficulty. | |
| So that's why I die sometimes. | |
| Oh, it's a... it's a check. | |
| I'm gonna execute him. | |
| Boom. | |
| Oh, and a level as well. | |
| Not really anything to steal from him. | |
| But he was insane, so it was okay that I killed him. | |
| Fucking past them. | |
| Go away. | |
| What? | |
| No, that's not me. | |
| I'm not Espern. | |
| I don't know what you're talking about. | |
| Oh, but you are Espen. | |
| I knew of it. | |
| Delphine? | |
| Yes. | |
| Delphine. | |
| So you've finally found her. | |
| Yes, I did. | |
| She was quite useful as well. | |
| And here I am, caught like a rat in a trap. | |
| Indeed, you are. | |
| I'm gonna persuade her. | |
| This is just a trick to get me to open the door, huh? | |
| I told you to go away. | |
| I told you to go away. | |
| I'm not opening this door for anybody. | |
| Ah, indeed. | |
| Thalmor are coming as well. | |
| Let's open a door, Espen. | |
| Please. | |
| Delphine really is alive, then. | |
| You'd better come in, then. | |
| And tell me how you found me. And what you want. | |
| This will just take a moment. | |
| He's a bit paranoid, yes. | |
| A few locks to say the least. | |
| Only a couple more. | |
| Yeah, so actually, before this, I were at the Thalmor Embassy. | |
| I didn't record that because, you know, this was a bit more action, and I don't want to make videos of the just non-glorious. | |
| I thought she'd have realized it's hopeless by now. | |
| I tried to tell her years ago. | |
| Goodbye. | |
| I thought she'd... | |
| Haven't you figured it out yet? | |
| What more needs to happen before you all wake up and see what's going on? | |
| Aldwyn has returned, just like the prophecy said. | |
| The dragon from the dawn of time. | |
| Okay, so I'm actually gonna cut her. | |
| No one can escape his house. | |
| Here on the book. | |
| Okay, so I actually utilized a quick edit there so you didn't have to wait through the whole conversation with Espern. | |
| But he told me that the dragons are coming back to life and that we're going to escape this horrid place right now. | |
| That was a perfect swing. | |
| Oh, sorry. | |
| Wrong one. | |
| There we are. | |
| Hello quite cool picture by the way. | |
| Potion, minor healing, potion of healing resist fire. | |
| No, not really. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Wonder if I should edit this and cut out the blasphemous parts here. | |
| No, I will not. | |
| I will just try to not suck so much. | |
| Okay, so the... | |
| This girl is not a problem. | |
| Okay, saving there. | |
| And where is the... the wizard? | |
| Alright. | |
| That was satisfying as fuck that we can sell for some juicy coin. | |
| Alright, come on, Wesben. | |
| Let's leave this horrid place. | |
| Is it perhaps... is it perhaps up here? | |
| Spare me, please. | |
| No, I will not. | |
| You will die. | |
| She deserves that for not admiring me enough. | |
| Ratway Vault. | |
| So we're gonna escort Espern back to Riverwood. | |
| Really cool place. | |
| In Riverwood, I could easily manage imagine to live. | |
| Misk. | |
| Greetings, Misk brass. | |
| Torch. | |
| Might be nice to have. | |
| Oh, a little. | |
| No, I have actually already been here. | |
| Am I even on the right? | |
| The ragged flagon. | |
| That's back, actually. | |
| Strange. | |
| Mm-hmm. | |
| No. | |
| Where are we going? | |
| Okay, so it's we're gonna go up there. | |
| today's session will actually be obviously a push session with some work for the upper back as well to get a good pump going and just to look look the best for the photo shoot and then after that or after i come home from good old ireland i will actually commence an epic clean ball | |
| I can't wait for that. | |
| I waited for that long enough and greatly looking forward to that. | |
| All right, so here is where we were supposed to go. | |
| The Ragged Flagon can share a drink with um with him now. | |
| Hello girl, looking juicy as well. | |
| Well, color me impressed. | |
| I wasn't certain I'd ever see that I'm gonna utilize that that quest some other time or just with another character Perhaps with a you know sneaky type Khajiit or a wood elf or anything like that But now I'm gonna focus on the So where is Ivan Espern? | |
| I hope he hasn't stopped somewhere okay so we're actually out Out here I'm gonna escort him | |
| Oh there he is right and that can conclude today's episode and I will do some | |
| Yeah some some grinding before I film the next episode As always feel free to come with advice or constructive criticism or just you know a juicy comment like the video as well so more people can see it and I can acquire more fame and glory And who am I? | |
| I'm the golden one. | |
| XOXL. |