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| Greetings you friends, welcome back to Skyrim. | |
| And today we will acquire some fame and glory in the companions. | |
| And first of all, let us admire this guy that is really fucking beautiful. | |
| And let me also be appreciated the response I've gotten from you because I genuinely really fucking enjoy doing this. | |
| And if I can, you know, give some juicy advice while I'm doing it, it's all the better. | |
| So yeah, let's head into this glorious place right here. | |
| Dustman's Cairn and I have with me this juicy cunt right here He actually reminds me a bit of one of the truest aka Coffee Bra because he also has a juicy darker kind of beard. | |
| So this could be minimum. | |
| I'm sure you've seen Coffebra in some of my videos. | |
| A bit jealous of his beard actually. | |
| But yeah. | |
| Maybe I'll get a beard someday as well. | |
| Ah, perfect. | |
| I'm gonna save that book and add to my library of wisdom. | |
| I'm gonna unlock this bastard of a chest Juicy And yeah, I've actually listened to you as I always do. | |
| So if you see the setup here, I have healing. | |
| So I can heal myself during... | |
| Okay, that didn't go according to plan at all. | |
| Do we even have any manner stamina? | |
| Potion of night. | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay, let me redo that. | |
| Oh, I was actually supposed to level there. | |
| Alright, yes, I was gonna say that I actually have listened to you as well when it comes to the block. | |
| So I'll try to block a bit more as well. | |
| Be careful around the marital stones. | |
| I don't want to haul you back to the orbit. | |
| Okay, I'm gonna let Koffebra here take the main. | |
| Gotten the full version there. | |
| I'll do a quick save I can't burn a minute I did not see him at all. | |
| Yeah, I've actually changed to a juicy axe. | |
| But what do you all think? | |
| What which one is the most glorious to have? | |
| A two-handed sword, aka a claymore, a juicy hammer, or a juicy axe. | |
| Let me know and I will when I pick the next perks. | |
| Right, a wooden door. | |
| Let's see what we might have. | |
| Ah, that's steel or more. | |
| Let us change to this highly glorious armor right here. | |
| And I've also actually done some smithing as well. | |
| Smithing to to level this place looks bit don't you? | |
| got another enchanting table right there some good old potions | |
| Now look what you've gotten yourself into. | |
| No worries, just sit tight. | |
| I'll find the release. | |
| What was that? | |
| It's time to die, dog. | |
| We knew you'd be coming. | |
| Your mistake, companion. | |
| Which one is that? | |
| Doesn't matter. | |
| He wears that armor. | |
| Let us now admire his martial prowess in addition to my gun. | |
| I wish none of you will be alive to tell it. | |
| Imagine how much fucking distorts from that where it is. | |
| Oh, Jesus. | |
| Oh, thank you. | |
| Silver sword. | |
| Nothing really juicy there. | |
| Silver ingot. | |
| Yes, because I'm gonna. | |
| I hope I didn't scare you. | |
| No, not at all. | |
| Couldn't scare me. | |
| It's a pleasure given to some of us. | |
| We could be like wild beasts, fearsome like I'm a wild beast in the gym. | |
| True story. | |
| Prove your honor to be a companion. | |
| Eyes on the prey, not the horizon. | |
| We should keep moving. | |
| Still the Traugger to worry about. | |
| And Drogger will get vanquished. | |
| The lever is stuck. | |
| Hello, hello. | |
| Fucking love when that happens. | |
| It's so fucking testosterone. | |
| Really love it. | |
| I lived immensely. | |
| Open door. | |
| This drogger is not dead, I can see it. | |
| And I was nice. | |
| And he paid for his blasphemous ways. | |
| Open door. | |
| Well, I was supposed to have learned the secrets of blocking, but apparently I was wrong. | |
| How silly of me. | |
| Okay, we're here again. | |
| No sense in blocking my weapon instead. | |
| That's even more brutal. | |
| Fucking juicy cunts. | |
| Silver sword. | |
| No, I want two-handed sword. | |
| Okay, then I'm saving her. | |
| And yeah, fuck blocking. | |
| I'm gonna swing. | |
| Swing for the fences. | |
| Okay, so we're actually over encumbered. | |
| Axe of White Run. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Dropped that. | |
| Where are you then? | |
| Oh, there you are. | |
| Yes, I do. | |
| Oh, I do call myself a lord, and yet you kill me. | |
| Your own flesh and blood always be | |
| relied on when defeating evil crossfitters. | |
| I don't really have anything against CrossFit. | |
| Except maybe that they, um, like CrossFit Corporation shut down Elgin Tensity's channel. | |
| That was kind of a bitch thing to do. | |
| So, um, yeah, lost a bit of respect for me there to CrossFit. | |
| I mean, if you have, um, you know, a sport, you should be able to accept criticism. | |
| Okay, so now I'm gonna save right here. | |
| All right, where are we? | |
| The map suggests does it say anything really? | |
| Here's a juicy door and I heard something okay now. | |
| We got over-encumbered again and we will actually drop the. | |
| Well, it isn't worth that much, so we'll actually drop that. | |
| It didn't present my physique in the most glorious way, whereas this steel armor did it. | |
| Here's another resting drawer, level up now, before this cheeky cunt gets at me. | |
| Health and heavy armor, perhaps well fitted and that idea well fitted at least, as fuck. | |
| I have another Draugr there as well. | |
| But where is my man Tharkas aka Koforbron? | |
| There is nice, save brother, nice fucking save, right. | |
| No, that's not what we were supposed to do. | |
| And favor it and take Q and press one, and then the healing is there. | |
| Now let's see We'll consult the map yet again. | |
| Magic chest, chest. | |
| I will attempt this. | |
| I will just have a glorious sip. | |
| admire me when I'm taking my coffee here okay so as always | |
| Well, quite masterfully done, if I may, that is not glorious enough for me. | |
| I only want the most glorious gear. | |
| Yeah, let me know which quests I mean. | |
| There are a great many quests you can embark on in this glorious game. | |
| I'm considering Dawn. | |
| Oh God, might be a good thing to do. | |
| I can't believe I missed that. | |
| Okay. | |
| and some items. | |
| Potion. | |
| Potions, of course. | |
| Potion of healing, healing. | |
| Stamina to stamina. | |
| There we go. | |
| Yes, one more. | |
| Yeah, you're swinging for the fences. | |
| That's all I do. | |
| I miss half of it, but it goes a long way. | |
| Regardless. | |
| Do we have any cool loot? | |
| Some gold. | |
| Some hawk feathers. | |
| That's nice. | |
| That's neat. | |
| It's nice to have some hawk feathers to do juicy things with. | |
| Block, block, block. | |
| Okay, that was actually brutal as fuck. | |
| So I'm not even mad, like that was testosterone enough for me to admire past testosterone. | |
| Do we have any more potions? | |
| Yes, we do. | |
| potion of the night why isn't my shout working I ask you, true friends. | |
| Why in the actual fuck? | |
| A bit buggy. | |
| Like both. | |
| Mmm. | |
| Okay. | |
| Boom! | |
| Ah! | |
| This did not go according to plan. | |
| This did not make for a glorious run-through of this place. | |
| But yes, I guess the north more drunk. | |
| Then you are barbarian, you die. | |
| And fucking the ball. | |
| Yeah, I've actually installed a mod that makes more varied killer moves. | |
| So I'm quite happy with that, actually. | |
| Okay, healing time, and Koffebrow will have to deal with that. | |
| That was clean. | |
| a clean shot. | |
| I think the silver hand, the juicy werewolf hunters are fighting some drawlbor down here. | |
| We have a sleeping one will pay for his crimes Yes, I am here. | |
| I shouldn't have blocked the first one. | |
| I should just have went at it. | |
| Okay, so we'll take you first. | |
| Drover bra. | |
| Watch it there, brother. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| That's not my meaning to hurt you. | |
| Yes, it's all I got, but it's... | |
| Enough to beat you, you cunt. | |
| We should keep moving. | |
| Until next time. | |
| Some juicy loot right here. | |
| And a little chest as well. | |
| Adept again. | |
| Well, coffee is needed. | |
| Yes. | |
| Not the best of loot, but always nice to increase the skill. | |
| Unlock door adept. | |
| Ah, first try. | |
| It's glorious. | |
| Okay, we have some pure poison, don't really need that. | |
| Frost salts, balming tool. | |
| No, thank you. | |
| Ice rate teeth. | |
| Well, they were expensive at least. | |
| No, let's go, Farkas. | |
| will leave this place. | |
| Potion time. | |
| Mind reeling closure of the night. | |
| Let's do it. | |
| And with some fucking brawl, There we go See if you have some cool things for me | |
| No, you disappoint me I will kill your whole brotherhood to To redeem that fact requires a key Perhaps one of these cheeky cunts has the key I don't know Something like this ah does contain key Be careful | |
| Okay, I think we must be nearing the exit of the cave How glorious level again | |
| And as always feel free to to comment what you would like What you would like me to level in I'm mainly gonna take the two-handed ones and heavy armor smithing perhaps some archery perhaps some speech and then I don't really know | |
| Okay, spiders up ahead. | |
| They're so fucking disgusting. | |
| Luckily I have Farkas with me to take the heat Restless roger That felt good Damage Okay Look at that later on | |
| And yeah as I said in last episode I have poor fucking stamina would be something to level later on Save it so I don't die It's not even a restless one Which means I don't have to use my shout to beat him I can just go up and swing for the fences with him Coffee break. | |
| And by the way, I got some comments that you would like to see me play Rome Total War, which I obviously will do because that's one of my favorite games. | |
| I am thinking of being Macedon proud sons of Magadon if you have any other suggestions feel free to oh he was actually dead Yeah comment below which civilization you would like me to see But yeah, I really fucking love Skyrim. | |
| I might play some Elder Scrolls online as well, but I think more people can actually relate to Skyrim. | |
| All right, fucking juicy time. | |
| I love my arm in this angle. | |
| Can't wait to fucking bulk either. | |
| Then it will be fucking huge. | |
| Fragment of Woodrad. | |
| And a lot of things. | |
| Okay, return to Jorvasker. | |
| And that might be a good conclusion to the okay. | |
| Or perhaps it might not. | |
| We'll have a last fucking fight here. | |
| Me and Kothara. | |
| This is only poverty draughter. | |
| They're really easy to kill. | |
| Really cool, let's go. | |
| Seriously, I can't get enough of those animations. | |
| Failed that miserably for a sail. | |
| This is the best part about having a two-handed sword in reach. | |
| I can just back down and outreach them. | |
| Don't run away now, we're fighting. | |
| God, for God's sake, no manners. | |
| No manners at all, he makes a valiant effort at least. | |
| But no one can stand against Iskramor. | |
| I've actually named the character that's in honor of one of the ancient Norg heroes. | |
| Even more! | |
| That's all you've got! | |
| That felt good. | |
| Okay, now I'm getting a bit cold here. | |
| Might utilize some more caution, but no, I won't. | |
| I will just go at it. | |
| See if I survive until yeah, I do. | |
| And last one, come at me now. | |
| Yeah, come at me. | |
| Close call there. | |
| Thank you, Farkas. | |
| You are a true friend indeed, and I would lift with you. | |
| Oh, even more. | |
| See, I'm utilising that blocker. | |
| Oh, we got a restless droga there. | |
| One more time. | |
| Boom. | |
| Farkas, I'm coming to your rescue. | |
| There we are. | |
| Oh, sorry. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Healing time. | |
| We can get a good backstab over there. | |
| Yeah, we can. | |
| That's quite easy, actually. | |
| Right, last one. | |
| I've leveled quite a bit already actually Feels uh feels good. | |
| Okay, and that's the signal for it to be all cleared out. | |
| So, yeah, might be the dawn god next. | |
| I will see what I do. | |
| And yeah, as I said, comment below what you would like me to use with general advice I'm taking into heart every time. | |
| See, with the block I tried at least. | |
| Anywho am I The chosen sun of Skyrim, |