Skyrim. The Cosy Episode
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| Greetings you friends. | |
| Welcome back to Skyrim. | |
| And this is actually the cozy episode. | |
| And to emphasize this fact, I have... | |
| Look here. | |
| It's really nice. | |
| I have on my snuggle shirt. | |
| My arms still look big and huge, my delts as well. | |
| And I can snuggle up a bit. | |
| And obviously, some coffee. | |
| If you haven't coffee, get yourself some tea and let's just have a nice and relaxed time. | |
| The reason for this is I just got the comment that there wasn't enough continuity to practice that word. | |
| And then I thought, like, okay, I can actually make a gameplay of some of the conversations in the game as well to get that, you know, proper Elder Scrolls feeling. | |
| Fill, I mean. | |
| We're on the internet here, after all. | |
| Now we say fill, not feeling. | |
| And we have a juicy maiden in front of us. | |
| And let's yet again admire her Skyrim's beauty here. | |
| Right, thanks for that, Verala. | |
| Now we're gonna head in fucking juicy tower as well. | |
| I believe I've made myself. | |
| Oh, a Thalmor. | |
| Greetings. | |
| Yes, cheeky cunt. | |
| Hall of the elements. | |
| Yeah, so if I actually were to study at any place, it would be this place. | |
| Could have been anything. | |
| Look at this gorgeous place. | |
| Oh, and we have a friendly librarian. | |
| Let us resume a civilized conversation with this fine gentleman. | |
| Hello there, mate. | |
| You are now in the Arcanium, of which I am in charge. | |
| It might as well be my own little plane of oblivion. | |
| Disrupt my Arcanium, and I will have you torn apart by angry Atronox. | |
| Now, do you require assistance? | |
| Did you see? | |
| That's a good man right there. | |
| He has proper respect for books. | |
| Same thing applies in my library. | |
| You must always respect books. | |
| And I am looking for an Elder Scroll. | |
| And what do you plan to do with it? | |
| Do you even know what you're asking about? | |
| Are you just someone's errand boy? | |
| Of course I do. | |
| Do you have one or not? | |
| You think that even if I did have one here, I would let you see it? | |
| It would be kept under the highest security. | |
| The greatest thief in the world wouldn't be able to lay a finger on it. | |
| Show some respect, damn you. | |
| What about? | |
| Wait. | |
| Are you? | |
| Were you the one the Greybeards were calling? | |
| Yes, I am. | |
| I'll bring everything we have on them, but it's not much. | |
| So don't get your hopes up. | |
| It's mostly lies, leavened with rumor and conjecture. | |
| That's the feel of being glorious, can you say? | |
| Fucking Dragonborn, then. | |
| Then he shows some proper respect for me. | |
| quite so indeed all right so try not to spill anything on them man. | |
| Ruminations on the Elder Scrolls by Septimus Cygnus, College of Winterhold. | |
| A glorious book right here. | |
| I will take this. | |
| And ah, effects on the Elder Scrolls. | |
| It is widely known among scholars that the Elder Scrolls entail a certain hazard in their very reading. | |
| The mechanism of the effect has, at present, been largely unknown. | |
| Theories of hidden knowledge and divine retribution were the subject of idle speculation with a little investigation. | |
| You know what I could do? | |
| I could do like a video where I sit and read a book. | |
| And then you can listen to that while you go asleep. | |
| My gentle voice. | |
| Okay, cheers. | |
| Urag. | |
| I don't want to see you treating any of these books poorly. | |
| Are we clear? | |
| Aye, that's the work of Septimus Cygnus. | |
| He was a mad cunt. | |
| He's the world's master of the nature of elder scrolls, but well, he's been gone for a long while. | |
| Too long. | |
| I know exactly where he went. | |
| He went into ice colour. | |
| He said he found some old dwemer artifact, but well, that was years ago. | |
| Haven't heard from him since. | |
| I will now find Septimus Cygnus. | |
| We will head on out. | |
| Oh, actually, I forgot to ask this fine gentleman. | |
| Hundreds of years have gone if you're feeling adventurous. | |
| I do. | |
| I'm always looking for someone to procure valuable books from some more dangerous locations. | |
| I am ready, indeed. | |
| That is actually... would be a fun thing to do. | |
| To go around adventuring and finding ancient hidden tombs of eternal knowledge. | |
| That's something I could do. | |
| Might be an archaeologist, I don't know. | |
| Okay. | |
| Elder knowledge. | |
| Discerning the transmundane. | |
| Oh, it's up there. | |
| fast travel there and then we'll run out on into the ice straight ahead You know, later on in the autumn, when it at least here in Sweden and most part of the northern hemisphere, it gets, you know, really dark and cold outside, | |
| then we can all be snuggled up inside and I can run around in Skyrim and procure ancient books with some warm beverages. | |
| Tea, coffee, some even some chocolate if you're bulking. | |
| Oh, how nice of me to manage that just fine. | |
| So yeah, let us run out to this mad bastard. | |
| Oh, there's the wrong key. | |
| What is this? | |
| Harvest clam clam meat added. | |
| And I have absolutely no idea about the macros of a clam, but I would guess that the protein content is somewhere around 20. | |
| Because that's like the standard amongst most meats. | |
| So yeah, I'm doing a bit of a calmer session this day so we get to know my character a bit better. | |
| So I've actually been to the Dawn Gord. | |
| Just activated the quest and stuff. | |
| So I actually acquired a crossbow there. | |
| And I will do that storyline as well because I think that's one of the coolest quests actually. | |
| Okay, I'm always carrying too much. | |
| There we see the crossbow. | |
| We're gonna have to equip that, I favorite that. | |
| Awkish battle axe. | |
| But we have our this one still. | |
| So I'm gonna throw this away. | |
| Kinda hurts to do it, but can't be over-encumbered, can I? | |
| Having a good swim here in the Arctic Sea. | |
| I would not admit to it. | |
| You can't admit weakness than you are, and you're a little girl if you do that. | |
| We have a fight up here. | |
| The cave bear is the aggressor here, so I'm going to take the side of the walruses. | |
| And they've teamed up against. | |
| Oh, there he died. | |
| Hold out, little cave bear. | |
| I'm coming to your rescue. | |
| And I don't want to have a stand-up fight against this bear. | |
| Actually not going to fight him at all. | |
| The walruses have to manage on their own now. | |
| Goodbye, bear. | |
| See you later, perhaps. | |
| When I've leveled a bit and I'll come back and have my way with you. | |
| Oh, we've got a colony. | |
| They do not look too friendly, actually. | |
| Might have been a mistake to help those to attack by the bear. | |
| I don't know. | |
| So, as I might have mentioned, my character's name is Isgramor in honor of the ancient Nord hero. | |
| I really like the name as well. | |
| Into the ocean. | |
| Boom. | |
| I still have the Imperial helmet. | |
| Gonna see if we find anything juicier later on. | |
| But as of now, I'm quite content with that. | |
| That's pretty good stats as well. | |
| And I'm actually, I do try to be a bit better. | |
| I wasn't expecting to die that much when I started this Let's Play. | |
| Right, so we're here. | |
| Septimus Cygnus Outposts. | |
| Yeah, kind of a cozy place to be as well, to be honest. | |
| I mean, it's down in ice. | |
| Hello. | |
| Hello, love. | |
| No, we can't say that, so that's a guy. | |
| It's pretty good. | |
| Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. | |
| The Empire. | |
| They absconded with them. | |
| Or so they think. | |
| The ones they saw. | |
| The ones they thought they saw. | |
| I know of one. | |
| Forgotten. | |
| Sequestered. | |
| But I cannot go to it. | |
| Not poor Septimus. | |
| Please tell me then. | |
| On the cosmological scale. | |
| Well, it's all nearby. | |
| Okay, I'm actually tempted to go with this because he kind of annoyed me. | |
| I just want to get it and slay some foul creatures and explore some cool ruins. | |
| But I'm a courteous man, as I'm in... in all my encounters. | |
| Fine, name your demands. | |
| Name it. | |
| You see this masterwork of the Dwemer? | |
| I do. | |
| Deep inside the greatest knowings. | |
| Septimus is clever among men, but he is but an idiot child compared to the dullest of the dwemer. | |
| Yeah, might be true, actually. | |
| Where is this Blackreach? | |
| You blasphemous, the hidden keep. | |
| Tower's arc of time. | |
| thinks he's a good poet, but I know better. | |
| It's quite poor, actually. | |
| This is a really cool place we're going to. | |
| A really fucking juicy place. | |
| Only Septimus knows the hidden key to loose the lock, to jump beneath the deathly rock. | |
| How do I get in? | |
| Two things I have for you. | |
| Two things. | |
| Two shapes. | |
| One edged, one round. | |
| The round one for tuning. | |
| Dwemer music is soft and subtle and needed to open their cleverest gates. | |
| Indeed, it is. | |
| The edged lexicon. | |
| I'm all out of coffee, so we'll have to endure this rambling. | |
| Imagine if you had... | |
| If you were in a hurry to get it because the world is going under the body, and then you have to hear him clattering on his nonsense. | |
| And then you can't really kill him because he kind of needs his knowledge. | |
| Trust when I've gotten the location. | |
| Map updated. | |
| Okay, we don't actually have to talk any more with this with this bastard. | |
| Proper bastard is. | |
| Let's recover this elder scroll and learn its secrets. | |
| Open Skyrim I'm gonna utilize the map here See if we can fra fast travel trans transcribe lexicon Alftand and where is the closest is it Dawnstar perhaps | |
| No, we're gonna go with winter hold and run around a bit more in the disrespect the law and you disrespect me Oh really? | |
| Let's see about that Okay, so we're gonna follow this little road here and While we do this we might actually admire the sky really beautiful | |
| And we have a little shrine up ahead, it could be nice to investigate further. | |
| Snowberries always nice to have up Save go fuck yourself Bye I hope we can outrun this bastard of a snowy saber cat. | |
| I don't want to fight him just yet. | |
| Later on all the creatures, even dragons, mammoths and giants, will learn their place, which obviously is beneath my eleven feet or north bit in this case. | |
| Those snow raids are really really hard to fight as well. | |
| They're really agile and nimble, so hard to hit. | |
| Just gonna check the map real quick, yeah, we're kind of on the right way. | |
| Perhaps we should go up in the mountains, but we can do that later on. | |
| if I were the goat I would actually run fast as hell as well oh we got a little cave don't see the entrance though can you see true friends where the entrance to the cave is no because the thing with Skyrim is that you you can't just let the let oh another fucking con there | |
| You know what we actually could do, could do like this shout whirlwind, sprint to escape those kind of unpleasant encounters. | |
| To say the least, I think we would be closing some cold winter's night there in northern Skyrim, within Nord Iskramor. | |
| yeah it actually looks like we have reached our little destination right it's down here | |
| I know I half remember I've been here before and I had a bit of a hard time to really find the place but I assume oh look was a bit easier this time around okay so that wasn't actually that long of a run | |
| I thought I'd maybe edit the video in in afterhand but it's nice to just run around in nature as well so you get get a good feel for the character and for the mission scroll of mayhem ooh a gold sapphire ring yes thank you to both of them | |
| okay so we're gonna exercise some caution I'm gonna utilize a save there and I'm ready to get ambushed at any moment now I'm actually gonna bring up my sword instead Where is he? | |
| I know you are trying to keep it for yourself, Cesar. | |
| He will always try to keep it. | |
| It's two Khajiits having a go at each other before they try to double-cross each other as they are, the way with those sneaky semi-cats. | |
| common soul it's nice and utilize that in some good old enchanting later okay where are you kajit bros | |
| research notes i'm actually gonna read the first passage here if only umani would have left one of these dwarven machine creatures intact for me to study the fact that they almost killed those khajiit brothers in the middle of the night doesn't mean we couldn't have found a way to disable one we dragged some stuff in front of the pipes they came out of to stop them from coming back | |
| Well and, as you can see, utilizing my longer reach there. | |
| So it's quite easy to to handle when you have a two-handed acclaim. | |
| Or I'm actually gonna save the. | |
| We HAVE The Power battle cry, but I'm gonna save that and we're gonna use unrelenting force really need it to get to this little bust right there to see I can. | |
| I can actually just back and hit, so I don't have to use any any of that blocking. | |
| I'm so fucking poor at either way. | |
| All right, so we have two options here. | |
| Oh, this was just a bloodbath. | |
| What has happened here? | |
| On my task, some trinkets right, we're heading, heading on down this, this highly glorious place. | |
| I'm saying Yes, it is. | |
| Come at me. | |
| I can't believe how much he can take. | |
| Like, he's really... | |
| Okay, so I actually pushed the wrong button. | |
| I don't really know what happened I'm gonna kill this Khajiit right now I'm gonna utilize some potions minor healing Frostbite Venom can actually utilize that potion of the warrior can't really help us now because we're not one-handed | |
| That was actually one of the coolest killing moves I have. | |
| I've said I have seen I mean really cool so thank you for that Ijidar Thank you for oh, here's his brother Plentiful healing thank you for that much appreciated | |
| Okay, so I would assume that we will get ambushed. | |
| Now it's immune to that didn't remember too how silly of me | |
| okay so how to combat one of those first of all we will be ready for it we can actually use a different okay so there is | |
| Okay, let's have a run, and we'll see if we can outrun these parts then. | |
| I don't want to fight him because I think I'll actually lose that another of those counts | |
| Unlockade novice I wouldn't really have time for this but it can be cool to leveling lockpicking with adept okay kinda wrong wrong time to do this but let's let's try it | |
| I can have a good old, good field-look, big sense. | |
| Oh, well, fuck that. | |
| Where in the actual fork am I going? | |
| i don't even know where i'm going seems to be okay let's look the okay it's out into the Should be up there somewhere. | |
| I can't really see how to get there. | |
| I missed it. | |
| And I ran away from that bastard. | |
| Okay, so it's not out today. | |
| So, okay, so it's actually back and to the left. | |
| Always when I die, I have to flex my guns to keep me from getting sad. | |
| Alrighty then. | |
| I can look for the light we see where I'm going, but that will have to... | |
| Ah, so it's actually in here. | |
| We have a little chest here as well. | |
| Steel battle axe of burning. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Increase my magicka. | |
| be quite good. | |
| See now I actually have prices are better. | |
| And that's better. | |
| Oh, I wasn't wearing that. | |
| Strange. | |
| No, my current weapon is actually a bit better, so I'm gonna go with that. | |
| Consulting map. | |
| I'm just gonna run on and see where we where we end up Okay, I'm actually gonna have to fight these spiders, so I will actually f*** them. | |
| A bit of an early kill there as well. | |
| Close call. | |
| Close call indeed. | |
| Iron ore. | |
| nice next character character i make could either be a battle mate so i can run around healing myself all the time or it could actually be a sneaky sneaky wood elf or a deep or anything like that I can just sneak around and be cheeky as fuck. | |
| But I really like my two-handed martial prowess. | |
| And I especially like when I can kill them before they actually reach me. | |
| We have found our place Alftand Animo something 23 the rest | |
| Oh I see we hadn't killed him yet might actually be a good idea to I'm gonna put that on three and that on four | |
| Yeah, it could be an idea to fight those guys, but let us not Because we might die out, bro. | |
| I don't know what it's killing this little spike in the game. | |
| That's a good idea. | |
| My hands are bloody like that. | |
| Alright, so I'm actually gonna do it like this now to keep this episode from getting brutally long. | |
| I will cut it right here and then I will continue from this exact spot in the in the next episode. | |
| It seems like um a rather good idea, to be honest. | |
| And who am I? | |
| I'm the glorious Two-handed master of peace. |