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| Greetings students, you're fucking juicy. | |
| Today, this is my first Let's Play video, and I'm a bit nervous. | |
| I'm joking, obviously. | |
| The last time I was nervous, I can't even really remember. | |
| Might have been when I almost missed the flight in America, but as I wrote to my glorious Facebook page, I commenced an epic sprint to the airplane. | |
| Came into the airplane, was sweating like a pig. | |
| All that aside, if it isn't perfect, I'm still learning. | |
| So, we're going into the glorious world of Skyrim. | |
| I'm loaded up with some Lindwalf's coffee here. | |
| Glorious. | |
| So, I have leveled just a bit and I listened to you. | |
| You told me I was supposed to be a juicy Nord with heavy armor and a two-handed sword. | |
| So, that is actually what I'll do. | |
| And I'll just run up to one of the first missions here. | |
| I just love the nature in Skyrim. | |
| Love the graphics as well. | |
| Fucking juicy. | |
| I actually have a new computer. | |
| My old one, it's getting repaired. | |
| It's called HMS Dauntless. | |
| And this computer is actually called HMS Glorious. | |
| Sickening so it was quite a while since I played Skyrim actually But I really fucking enjoy the game. | |
| Oh, I think I'm lost already. | |
| But fear not. | |
| Yeah, this was what I talked about. | |
| Like, if I was a bit more experienced with Let's Play, I would probably have, you know, saved just before I got to the place and then started playing them. | |
| So you'll have to bear with me as I talk about stuff. | |
| Okay, here we go. | |
| I'm gonna slay this fellow beast. | |
| Okay, so I actually have an iron great sword. | |
| Boom! | |
| Bomb! | |
| See that? | |
| The foolish wolf dare to stand against me. | |
| Yeah, so I'm actually a Nord. | |
| I got the question in a QA a while back if I played Skyrim as a Nord or an elf. | |
| But if I were to be an elf, I would have to choose between Wood Elf, Dark Elf, and High Elf. | |
| And that might have, you know, revealed what elf I am. | |
| And that's a secret I'll never tell. | |
| So, I'm a bit lost, gonna check the map here. | |
| Okay, so we're actually quite close to the location at hand. | |
| Here we are. | |
| Just gonna do a quick save so I don't die. | |
| I'm playing on Master, that's the second hardest difficulty level. | |
| But I'm gonna be quite cautious because it would be a bit um Bit embarrassing to say the least if I if I die now. | |
| Okay, so here we go. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Boom! | |
| Oh, you cheeky cunt, mate. | |
| And I'm really bad at doing two things at the same time, so if I don't talk as much when I'm fighting, it's because I'm trying not to die. | |
| Okay, we're actually gonna do like this. | |
| Items. | |
| Gonna take some magic potions, like this, and now, okay, come at me, bro. | |
| Come at me. | |
| End for you. | |
| Ah! | |
| There we are I see if she has some cool loot gonna take some iron apples there Come on mate. | |
| See that is why I love this game. | |
| Fucking testosterone as fuck. | |
| do a quick save again so my stamina isn't what it should be because i'm wearing heavy armor but that's the most manly thing to do | |
| I have an Imperial Armor, but I have joined the Stormcloaks, and I'm gonna do a little sneak attack here. | |
| Let's see if we can unlock this little chest here The chest of glory. | |
| No, that's that's my chest not this chest this chest Alright cool some some gold So I am actually gonna get a juicy fucking pump in my chest later today. | |
| It will be highly glorious Because I have two photo shoots coming up and then after those are done I will fucking bolt like the Hulk and just get strong as fuck Can't wait for that Because you know a potion of Magica is amino acids. | |
| Alright now we're actually gonna key bind The items so the weapons I'm gonna do the longbow The Oh well do that later. | |
| I'm a bit rusty. | |
| I'm gonna kill this bastard though. | |
| Look at this, look at this. | |
| Boom. | |
| Sick. | |
| Alright, this is also one of the things I really like about Skyrim. | |
| That it's, you know, not just to go around killing stuff, even though that's fucking glorious as well. | |
| But, as we can see here, we got a snake. | |
| Take a snake there. | |
| And then we have not a whale, not a snake. | |
| An eagle. | |
| There must be a whale here. | |
| There we are. | |
| I would assume. | |
| No, it's actually a snake there as well. | |
| Right then. | |
| There we are. | |
| Read the Thief. | |
| See, you learn things by reading. | |
| It's real good. | |
| Can be applied to real life as well. | |
| Hmm, another chest. | |
| Whoop! | |
| I'm gonna use the sword for this. | |
| Okay, and until next time, I will have to learn the key binds for quickly can switch between the weapons. | |
| Ah, such pleasure. | |
| We have leveled up. | |
| And we're gonna use some stamina, I think. | |
| And then we're gonna take heavy armor. | |
| No, we can't do that yet. | |
| I'm gonna take it two-handed. | |
| Barbarian, that's me So we're heading on down Oh! | |
| Come at me then. | |
| You foul creature of the warp. | |
| Yeah, that's right. | |
| I'm just gonna do a quick save There we are. | |
| And now there's a juicy cunt who has been captured by this spider. | |
| I'm not gonna. | |
| I'm not gonna fucking fight him. | |
| I will simply do like this. | |
| I'm going to utilize the longbow, reminds me a bit about when Sam is fighting the the Shilob in Lord of the Rings. | |
| Now this was a bit of a cunt tactic to be honest, because he can't really reach me and I can just unload arrows in him. | |
| Get it away. | |
| Whoop. | |
| Almost died there, but I'll save up some some life or we can just take a little potion, minor healing, two of those. | |
| So I'm actually gonna be having a two-handed weapon in addition to a bow, so I can do cheeky things like this and also sneak attacks. | |
| All right. | |
| So we almost kill it now. | |
| Boom! | |
| Glorious I knew he was gonna run there, so um oh look, golden claw some juicy things right here. | |
| So I've retrieved the golden claw and we're gonna head on in to the temple of glory save first. | |
| Oh look, a draught boom I saw that fucking trap yet I walked right into it. | |
| Oh well, let's start from here. | |
| And I died yet again. | |
| We'll utilize a sip of Lindals to further my performance. | |
| Fucking juicy. | |
| Okay, I'm gonna be a bit more careful now. | |
| Yeah, a bit embarrassing to be honest. | |
| i will give it one more go and then we'll see how it how it turns out okay we're actually gonna take a potion right here minor healing come on now | |
| Okay, I'm gonna make a run for it. | |
| bye and now Now. | |
| That's Ramsey Snow, by the way, if you don't recognize the no. | |
| Yes, yes, yes. | |
| Boom. | |
| There we are. | |
| Come on, Pennen, Draugur. | |
| Drauber bra Alright, so that will actually be the first episode of this highly glorious Let's Play series. | |
| And feel free to leave a comment below and if there is any particular quest you would like me to do. | |
| I'm thinking about going to the Dawn Gord and acquire some glory in slaying vampires, but I'm open to suggestions. | |
| So comment below and also tell me what you're gonna train today. | |
| I'm gonna do some bench for the hench and some general push session. | |
| So until next time. | |
| And who am I? | |
| I'm the juicy Nord of Skyrim. |