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| Greetings servants fucking juicy today I'm gonna collect the horn of Jürgen Windcaller and I've actually learned from the last video to start at a cool point. | |
| So you see I'm right outside of the Oostengrave Let's have some coffee Quite glorious caffeine and gaming is a glorious combination Okay, so we have a battle going on here I'm gonna bring out the bow, let's see if I can... | |
| I will get more glorious at this as we progress here. | |
| Well, that was the wrong, wrong voice actually, fuck. | |
| Okay, I got the comment that I was a terrible gamer. | |
| This is not true as I will demonstrate right now I'm just gonna change the shout here to unrelenting false. | |
| It's not the full version, but we'll get there. | |
| Okay, come at me. | |
| Boom. | |
| There we are. | |
| Novice necromancer, you suck at fighting, as you know. | |
| Boom! | |
| There we are. | |
| Sickening. | |
| Yeah, now I forgot where I was. | |
| Yeah, I started the video outside of this glorious temple here so that you wouldn't have to see when I run around in the wilderness. | |
| So now you can just admire the yawline of peace and my pirate flag here. | |
| And that's actually for internet liberty. | |
| Because we're all intranet guys here, aren't we? | |
| I'm going to utilize a quick save there. | |
| Alright, another- oh fuck me! | |
| Oh, fuck, mate. | |
| Lucky thing I saved, though. | |
| Alright, let's try this again. | |
| Okay, we're actually not gonna take that necromancer. | |
| Or we might do a backstab here. | |
| Okay, let's see if we have some potions. | |
| No, we do not. | |
| Okay, I promise, until next time, I will stop being so fucking bad at this. | |
| I'm playing on master though, so keep that in mind. | |
| okay let's change this right now okay i'm gonna make a run for it Bye. | |
| Doing some cardio here. | |
| Like a little cardio won't hurt you, but I can't be running around, you know, across half of Skyrim because then I will lose all my gains and become a CrossFit athlete instead. | |
| We wouldn't want that, would we? | |
| Oh, look, look, look! | |
| Oh, this is like when Luritz kills Boromir. | |
| Bomb, yeah. | |
| And fair enough, I will utilize the acclaim or more and not just run around with a bow. | |
| Oh, there we are. | |
| It's gonna save me, because this is a restless droger. | |
| Okay, run, run, run, run. | |
| Fuck juicy guns. | |
| All righty, then time for some strategy. | |
| We'll actually make a run for it. | |
| Hope he can't catch us. | |
| Oh, but he will. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Would have been actually been nice with some of that crossfit cardio now, but gains is paramount. | |
| So even more draughter. | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| Okay, I actually have to fight that bastard. | |
| I will fucking fight him. | |
| Death and glory. | |
| We're gonna chill out here for just a second so I can recuperate. | |
| Oh, and by the way, feel free to comment below if you think I'm doing something wrong or right or you know, general advice. | |
| Always fun to learn new things. | |
| Where in the actual fuck did he go? | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh, great. | |
| Ah, a magic chest. | |
| Noise conjured destruction. | |
| Not really using any magic though. | |
| Well, there we are. | |
| I'm gonna save and now I'm gonna take this busted. | |
| It's even a girl. | |
| You can see that she has a bra on sickening. | |
| felt satisfying and yeah also feel free to suggest what quests I should do after this is the main quest right here so I get the full Fusruda spell | |
| Oh, it's just a regular draughter. | |
| Let's address that one. | |
| Potion of healing. | |
| Was quite fucking close that he got me first there, but no. | |
| The golden one is always first until I get owned by a fucking poverty draughter. | |
| It's not very glorious at all, is it? | |
| I will redeem my Blasphemous behavior by doing some deadlift and Squatch today. | |
| Potion yet again. | |
| There we are, and then we make a run for it this time. | |
| I'm gonna save actually also. | |
| Okay, so this is actually quite hard. | |
| So you don't think I'm just sucking. | |
| But as I told you in last episode, that's fucking glorious. | |
| I am quite bad at doing two things at the same time. | |
| But as with all things you are bad at, you must train to overcome it. | |
| So okay, here is the classic iron helmet of Skyrim. | |
| But I actually like this Romanesque helmet I'm wearing currently. | |
| So I'll keep that on until I find something more glorious. | |
| Ah. | |
| Always appreciated. | |
| Potion of the Berserker. | |
| Sounds like something for a juicy cunt like me. | |
| Some cash. | |
| Always nice. | |
| Ah, some more cash. | |
| How brilliant. | |
| Into the Oostengrave depths. | |
| It's fucking glorious. | |
| Also, to create some interaction on this channel, I want you to comment below your favorite race in Skyrim and your favorite thing to train. | |
| Like your favorite exercise. | |
| Do this when I kill the draughter here. | |
| Boom! | |
| There we are. | |
| Ah, look at that. | |
| We have leveled. | |
| So what should we choose? | |
| What should we choose here? | |
| Some health perhaps could be cool to have. | |
| We can nothing of these blasphemous things Heavy armor Indeed Juggernaut as in Jaggernaut fitness is a good channel Good channel for some knowledge gains | |
| Can't really see what that draughter is He is needlessly to say a cheeky cunt and must be vanquished no i came from there you can be there if you want to i'm gonna check the map here | |
| okay come at me then and yeah i'm gonna need some more stamina on my um so should we actually go in here this is a bit embarrassing as well yet again yet again it's embarrassing oh | |
| That was a proper execution yeah it's embarrassing because I'm I'm actually lost not lost per se but not quite certain where to go So I assume we're going in In here | |
| Here we are open this one We have a little enchanter's table there and I bet there'll be a broger yes yes yes it was And another one. | |
| Fucking juice you fucking juicy Alright, this is actually a steel horned helmet. | |
| Now let's see apparel. | |
| Which one is the death 28 and 28. | |
| I'm gonna go with a Romanesque helmet And I'm not gonna enchant anything now, because that's not that entertaining to watch, to be honest. | |
| So we'll kill something instead for the glory of Talos, who was once a man but became a god. | |
| take a ruin book no thank you no thanks Jeff This is a really fucking juicy place right here | |
| quick save see if there is anything weapon recharge well it doesn't really matter | |
| whoop These skeletons are actually really easy to kill, to be honest, Not like those restless draughs, they're a bit more of a hustle kill. | |
| Speaking of hustle, I actually thought Eliot Hulls. | |
| I thought his name was Elliot Hustle at first, but then I realized that that was his real name. | |
| Okay, so we've got a skeleton king there. | |
| We might actually utilize the bow here. | |
| Some Legolas action right there. | |
| And it's quite appropriate that I do some some arrows as well, I think, since I'm an elf after all. | |
| Right, so we're going deeper into the, into the temple or the, the grave site here, to acquire some further glory, and I've been shot quite severely as we can see. | |
| Okay yeah, I remember this quite vividly. | |
| I'm supposed to run in there later. | |
| Potion of health? | |
| Healing, I mean. | |
| And some amino acids right there. | |
| That's good, some amino acids. | |
| so here is the thing if you're ever in this situation and if you happen to be dragonborn it's just a matter of performing some heat cardio like this okay not really like that let's try one more time for some fat burning action right here | |
| there we are I'm gonna change back to the to the fusrue so I don't get owned by any zombies here I got owned by myself instead. | |
| I'm so silly sometimes. | |
| Masterfully done, if I may say so myself. | |
| And, as always, I actually may say so myself. | |
| Oh fuck me, I don't know if he has seen me or not. | |
| And I'm all out of coffee. | |
| Okay, time for some potions. | |
| Okay, let's have you... | |
| This is actually quite, I was gonna say, quite scary. | |
| And then I died. | |
| Let's have this bastard one more time. | |
| Okay, so I haven't actually killed the little the little spiders yet and this time they have actually Okay, they're too stupid. | |
| They walk on that either way, so I suppose I am fine either way Okay, I'm just gonna chill here for a moment to catch my breath and to get some life and While I am waiting I will Talk how to get about how to get fucking big and juicy arms now | |
| Now the the the best thing to do is just to get big, to perform big, heavy lifts, so you know heavy weighted chins, and then after that you can do curls and stuff like that, but you grow the most from the biggest exercises. | |
| Okay, we have a little safe ground to stand there. | |
| But where is the juicy fucking spider? | |
| I can't see him for the life of me. | |
| Oh, there he is. | |
| Alright, let's save here first. | |
| Let's see if we can get into some Legolas action. | |
| and yet again time for some | |
| okay so Magicka is actually amino acids so what is healing comment below or it can just be the case that potion of healing is a red amino acids and blue amino acids are mana something like that either way I will slay this foul beast look at this look at this | |
| That felt rather good To be honest, I'm gonna save so I don't do something silly. | |
| Oh, a wooden door. | |
| Quite nice indeed. | |
| A mysterious note. | |
| All right, we'll take that and we'll do that. | |
| Okay, so I will leave it at that for for this time, and now I'm gonna hit the gym, do some fucking squats and deadlifts and I will talk to you next time. | |
| And who am I? | |
| And the dragon pawn. |