Ghost dominates Episode 128 by vehemently denying fake "Inner Circle" memberships while attacking Democrats as traitors and Nancy Pelosi for alleged impeachment obstruction. He rants against chat trolls, bans offensive content regarding Nazis and Pizzagate, and mocks specific users like Pet Mexican and Kingfish for their racist and sexually explicit behavior. Despite playing eclectic music ranging from Mobb Deep to synthwave, the host remains agitated by perceived censorship and political correctness, ultimately asserting that conservatism died in 2008 while demanding respect amidst a chaotic broadcast filled with conspiracy theories and profanity-laced insults. [Automatically generated summary]
It's another episode of The Ghost Show, episode 128.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And I want to thank everybody for tuning in right now.
Please spread this show around the internets and throughout the world and let everybody know.
I mean, we're getting donos right now.
Come on.
Jesus Christ.
Let everybody know that the ghost show is live and in effect.
Episode 128 in the house.
And you know what it is.
You know what it is.
The Democrats hate America and its people.
The Democrats hate America and its people.
And we're going to talk about that and a whole bunch of other things.
We're already getting donos in here right now.
If I would ask, please refrain from donating because we got serious shit to talk about on episode 128 of the ghost show.
Spread it around!
Spread it around the internets and throughout the world and let everybody know.
Let them all know that the ghost show is live and in effect and in the house.
You're goddamn right.
Woo!
I hope it's your hype.
Hey, look, we're getting donos here.
We're getting goddamn dono.
Take us out, engineer.
Take us the hell out for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, we've already had three donos.
We got to go ahead and redo them, okay?
So let's go ahead and redo these doughnuts that came in before the damn show.
What the hell is this?
Oh, Jesus.
Attention, viewers.
Your free trial to the ghost show has expired.
Oh, jeez.
What a fucking thing.
Inner Circle Gold member?
I mean, what do I look like, Reddit?
Come on, I'm still doing shows out here.
What the fuck is your problem?
What a bunch of dumb shit.
Like, here's Hammy the Recap piggy.
Did you hear that?
I think I hear the Home Depot theme song every time.
Hey, look, let's not start that.
That was horrible on Christmas Eve.
He did nothing but play the Home Depot theme for seven hours.
Can y'all just leave me alone here?
We've got shit to talk about out here.
We've got serious shit to talk.
What the fuck is this?
You must be an inner circle gold member to unlock this comment.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
You son of a bitch.
All right?
You son of a bitch.
You must be an inner circle gold member to view this comment.
What the fuck are y'all talking about?
You must be an inner circle gold member.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Gino, you might have skipped the vid last time.
It was the atrium one.
Yeah, we did see it, dude.
If you want to take a look at it, Gino X1987, take a look on the archive.
Unfortunately, we've got copyright struck, so we had to upload episode 127 to the BitChute archive, and you can find that at ghost.report, that website that you see right in front of your face right there.
But listen, I don't like this whole inner circle gold member fucking troll, okay?
Everybody's in here.
Everybody's listening.
All right.
I'm not charging anything.
Just shut the fuck up with that crap.
All right.
This all started when you assholes started calling me a sellout, which I don't even understand what the hell that's supposed to mean.
What the fuck did I sell out to?
What am I selling out to?
I don't have no fucking sponsors.
I'm a man of the people.
What the hell are you talking about, man?
If y'all going to shut the hell up for this, what the fuck is this call?
You must be an inner circle gold member.
This is bullshit.
All right.
Listen.
If you're new to the show and you're watching this, this is a bunch of bullshit.
All right.
What is this?
Duva, dude.
Today is the first day of Kwanzaa Umo.
Kwanzaa today?
We must gather all the black people and unite them in the cause to rape white women and put them in cards.
Duva dude.
Happy Kwanzaa niggers.
You must be an inner circle gold member to unlock more facts about Kwanzaa.
Can y'all fucking shove it up your ass with this inner circle gold member shit, dude?
All right?
You must be an inner circle gold member.
Geno X 1987.
We apologize.
Listen.
Look, shut up.
All right.
Yeah, yeah.
Have your fucking laughs about it now, dude.
All right.
But give me a fucking break.
And what is this?
Jackler just gave me a two-bucker and said Pornhub denied episode 127.
Pornhub.
I mean, am I that controversial?
Am I that much of a bad guy that not even Pornhub wants to host my goddamn content?
I'm just a broadcaster.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
It happened again.
My inner circle gold membership.
Shut the fuck up.
Can y'all shut up with this shit?
Did y'all plan this?
Is this something y'all plan?
This inner circle gold member bullshit?
You must be an inner colour.
Now dark me magician girl.
All right, all right.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
Look, this is enough of this bullshit, all right?
Enough of this crap.
Seriously.
What the fuck?
You must be an inner circle gold member.
Listen, there is no inner circle gold membership.
Don't listen to these idiots.
All right.
If you happen to be new to the show, don't listen to these assholes.
All right.
I mean, I am not.
There is no inner circle gold membership, for Christ's sake.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Where the hell did y'all come up with this crap?
We've got serious stuff to talk about here on episode 128.
I mean, once again, folks, I hate to keep beating a dead horse here, but the Democrats hate this country.
Okay?
They hate this country because they're ruining the institutions of our government.
What?
You must be an inner circle gold member to view this comment.
Can y'all shut up with this shit, dude?
Seriously.
There is no inner circle gold membership, dude.
Hey, what is this?
C Kai?
A fucking asshole.
Shut up.
Stop making me say shit like that, please.
Alright?
Now, as I was stating, before I'm getting rudely interrupted by these dumb fucking, this is an obvious targeted fucking troll.
These Democrats once again hate this country.
They hate this country because they're ruining the institutions of government by trivializing this whole impeachment process.
All right.
Yet again, it's another day.
What?
You must be an inner circle.
But YouTube police.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
Look, dude, I don't know what the hell's going on here.
Okay, I have no idea.
What the hell is the freaking panda?
My inner circle gold membership to watch my favorite Shekel Goblin hang with his $300.
Fuck off, all right?
You idiot, you're just pissed off because you're not a part of the inner circle, you milky liquor, okay?
All right, the freaking panda, stupid asshole.
All you are is a dumb stupid fucking troll, for Christ's sake.
If you're upset that you're not a part of the inner circle, don't be making fun of it, boy.
All right, we're a think tank.
Do you understand?
The inner circle, they're my friends.
They're my family.
What is this?
Nigger.
Oh, well, I guess that wasn't a part of the VIP fucking inner circle gold membership, huh?
That racism.
And what is this?
Reverend Al Sharpton.
You must be an inner circle gold member to view this shit.
All right.
We apologize.
I've had about enough of this.
All right.
We listen.
This is serious business.
We need to talk about the fucking Democrats hating this country, hating the people.
All right.
They're continuing this whole illegal impeachment charade.
And here you have Nancy Pelosi committing treason.
Nancy Pelosi is committing outright treason.
And why she's not in jail right now is beyond me.
This woman held the vote to supposedly hold this president in an impeachment situation and she refuses to hand down those articles of impeachment to the Senate.
All right.
And what the hell?
Who the hell is this?
$2.
You must be an IC gold member to view these two buckers.
We apologize.
I mean, can y'all shut up with this shit, please?
This comment was posted by an inner circle gold member.
Oh, really?
There is no inner circle pro membership, please, okay?
All right.
And look, hey, engineer, we got a frozen chat here.
Can you fix it, please?
All right, we got a frozen chat here in the stream, so please bear with us, folks.
We got the engineer working on it.
But, folks, please stop with the whole bullshit.
The inner circle gold membership.
You're going to have actual people believe that there's some kind of a goddamn inner circle gold membership and that they're not getting in on it or some kind of shit like that.
And that's the last thing I want to do: confuse people, okay?
So you damn trolls, if you could shove this goddamn stupid troll right up your goddamn dairy air and allow me to do my broadcast, I'd very much appreciate it, all right?
Now, as I was stating before I was rudely interrupted, we've got Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi committing treason out here because she refuses to deliver the articles of impeachment to the Senate.
And what's really sad is that she is literally going against the Constitution and committing treason.
Why exactly this woman is not in jail, I have no idea.
And this is why I'm so pissed off because you people aren't pissed off about it.
We should be demanding that she be arrested.
And now I want to tell everybody that we've got legal scholars.
What?
ACI Bathhouse.
We need to be an inner circle gold member to attend the ACI bathroom.
Fuck off, dude.
We apologize to all those CPUs.
Dude, fuck off, man.
All right, Siri, go shove it up your ass, dude, okay?
Jesus fucking Christ.
And for all those that don't know, the ACI Bathhouse is a bathhouse here in San Antonio, Texas, all right?
You must be an inner circle gold to be the top donors of the year.
The list that Ghostler said he was going to upload yesterday.
Jesus Christ.
Wheelchair symbol already.
Hey, asshole.
Hey, Kazakhi, first of all, I was on for seven fucking hours on Christmas Eve.
Shut this idiot.
Shut this fucking idiot up, right?
Listen, I was up over seven hours on New Year's Eve broadcasting to you guys, and then had to wake up very early on Christmas morning so I could conduct my festivities with my family for Christ's sake.
And by the way, it was a great, great Christmas day, if I do say so myself, all right?
Congratulations.
You now have an inner circle gold membership.
Jesus Christ.
Can y'all shove the stupid troll up your ass?
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I'm getting ahead of myself.
I'm getting discombobulated because I got these jerk-offs talking about an inner circle fucking gold membership.
Okay, I meant Christmas.
Excuse me.
Not New Year's Eve.
Excuse me.
All right.
Anyway, on Christmas Day, I had a great time.
Unfortunately, the same old family members come over and juice me for my booze and food and gifts and try to give me their sob stories that they're, I'm having a bad time in life, ghost.
And, you know, I could use a couple of thousand dollars and all that fucking bullshit.
But what I appreciated about this Christmas Day was the fact that we got ourselves a badass prime rib roast.
You know, prime rib.
I mean, it was a 10-pounder.
Thank you, aesthetic.
I just got the invite to the inner circle gold member.
Hold on, what is this shit?
Aesthetic didn't do that.
Shut up, all right?
Or Diamond to see him?
I've already sent you $200.
Oh, God.
Should I send $300 more?
Can you all please stop this shit, dude?
All right, seriously.
Inner Circle Goy member?
Inner Circle Goy member.
A goy member, asshole, kosher ghost thing.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
It happened again.
I just soiled my wheelchair.
And whoever the hell this soil wheelchair asshole was.
I mean, come on.
Get over here and clean me up.
Shut up, you fucking idiot.
All right.
What is this?
Seven hours of broadcasting TTS.
Nice one daddy.
I was up on Christmas Eve doing that shit.
What are you talking about?
I mean, I'm giving you guys my life.
I'm giving you guys, you know, important sections of my fucking reality out here.
And what is this patiently waiting for two months?
Whoa!
We got Brooke 412 making it rain, baby!
Like a boss.
A $100 bill, dude.
Cheers to Brooke 412.
Happy Thursday, ghosts.
Cheers to you.
Shout out, NG, Mrs. Ghost, Spermi the Cat, B.N. King, congrats on over a decade of TCR and ability to get away from a decade.
Calvin was a bit of a cringy cunt, but we agree on one thing.
Keemstar is shit.
Yeah, definitely.
Keemstar sucks a cock with it.
You can tell him I said that, all right?
Chad Poopter Griffin, what's the point of sending Warren to jail when she'll be she's going to be sent to federal prison, lived outside with GP, and spent less.
What the fuck does that mean?
And shut up, Caroline.
What the hell do you mean, Chad Poopter Griffin?
Warren?
What are you talking about, Elizabeth Warren?
And we got Derwicking here.
We are pissed ghosts, but the problem is that the DOJ and the FBI are Barton paid for.
What should be advocated are grand juries to look into the federal corruption and vigilante action, arrest the criminal and roadblocks, let the sheriffs handle it.
I mean, I hate to agree with Der Wicking here.
He's a known white nationalist, but I mean, something like this needs to be done.
I can only dream of stealing this much money from my citizens.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Can you shut up with the fucking inner circle gold members?
All right, this is not funny.
It's just not funny.
You must be an inner circle bronze member to get out of here.
Oh, now there's tears now.
Now there's a bronze, there's a gold, there's a silver, and then you're gonna lock the in-stream chat.
Oh, my God, dude.
If I ever really did something like that, you know how fucking bad these people that are listening to me would turn against me.
All right, you know how bad they would be calling me every anti-Semitic name in the book.
All right, they'd be calling, I mean, there's no way, okay?
So all of you people that are out there listening, there is no inner circle gold membership.
There is no bronze or something.
These people are trolling you.
Don't listen to these people, okay?
All right, this is there's nothing going on here, and I don't know why they're doing this, dude.
I have no idea why they're doing this.
Now, let me tell you a little bit about my Christmas day because the best part about my Christmas day was the meal.
And I got myself a rib roast 10-pounder.
I got up, I literally only slept for like two hours on Christmas Eve, and then we went on to go on a Christmas Day.
And hold on, hey, are we the damn goddamn chat is paused again?
Why is the chat acting like a pause hole, engineer?
All right, fix it for Christ's sake, man.
Do your damn job for Christ's sake.
You're not even working that much anymore, and it seems like everything's going to pot.
Fix The Chat Pause00:17:28
Oh, we got M Cook in the house.
Sorry about these damn trolls, ghosts.
Hey, I hear you.
Cheers.
This comment was posted by an inner circle gold member to remove the TTS.
Wait a minute.
That's not M Cook.
That's not the real M Cook, dude.
That's not the real M cook.
That's a fucking troll terrorist bastard, if I've ever heard one in my goddamn life.
And by the way, onlyfans.com for two bucks.
What the hell does that mean?
See ghost politics nudes at OnlyFans?
Go fuck off, dude.
Are you fucking kidding me?
And whoever the hell that person that posted M Cook, that's not the real M Cook, dude.
All right.
That's not the real M Cook.
What is it?
Chat paused by.
I'm not saying that name.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not an anti-Semitic person like most of you people.
Anyway, listen, as I was getting to the point, I woke up very early to smoke this goddamn rib roast 10-pounder.
All right.
And let me tell you something.
If you're going to smoke a rib roast, what you want to do is you want to make sure that you have one of those meat thermometers.
You know, you kind of put a little meat probe in there, put it right there in the middle.
And right when it hits around 119, 120 degrees internal temperature, you take that son of a bitch out and you let it sit, put some foil over it, let it sit for about 30 minutes.
Okay.
And baby, that was one of the greatest goddamn prime ribs I have ever fucking cooked and ever had in my life.
I'm telling you right now, if I didn't have that meat probe, I don't know what I would do.
You must be an inner circle platinum member to unfreeze the chat.
What that White House called?
What the fuck the hell does that mean?
White House called.
You must be a member of the O5 Council to have access to the real SCP ORCID.
Oh, look, I don't know what the hell this is.
All right, seriously.
I have no idea.
Otherwise, we're going to cripple you like this hambone.
Yeah, fuck you, O5 Council.
I'm not a cripple, okay?
And secondly, not only was that meat perfect, I mean, we had all kinds of side.
We had mac and cheese.
We had fucking dinner rolls.
Mrs. Ghost actually cooked up a green bean casserole, which I didn't fucking touch.
All right, but we had corn cobs.
You know, we had pies.
All right, I love cupcakes, so we had cupcakes and shit.
I mean, man, I'm telling you, I must have gained about 20 pounds yesterday alone.
A very, very good Christmas day outside of me having to deal with all these families that I really don't want to fucking look at more than once a year complaining about their problems.
And oh my God, I have money problems.
Look, listen, listen.
I accepted that during the Obama administration because I could agree.
Obama turned this damn country into a flea market, okay?
How much does a platinum inner circle membership cost?
All right, dude.
Can you shut up, Toe?
Whoever the fuck you are, Toe.
Hey, we got Fat Man 1945.
Cheers, baby.
You're damn right.
Fat Man 1945.
Gonna put some boomer music on to trigger some of these goddamn millennials and Zoomers out of here.
Cheers, Fat Man 1945.
We'll get to the $20, $20 in just a second.
But like I was saying, folks, I accepted this from my family during the Obama administration.
Every time I would host Christmas, they'd come over and say, ghost, I'm having a lot of problems, man.
It's tough out there.
But this year, whenever anybody kind of seemed as if they were complaining to me, I would pull out the Trump economy.
I would say, look, this is the Trump economy.
There are more jobs available than there are people looking for jobs.
We have 3.5% unemployment.
We've got the lowest unemployment rates for all ethnic groups in this country in American history.
There should be no reason why you're sitting here complaining about how you ain't got this, how you ain't got that.
There is opportunity out the ass out here.
This ain't the Obama administration, okay?
And let me tell you, if you lived through the Obama administration, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
All right, I'm telling you, Junkyard America.
You must be an inner circle gold member to have access to me, or you can just get a level two key cards.
Can you shut up with the fucking inner circle gold member garbage, dude?
Check.
Mr. Albin, it is against YouTube terms of service to create exclusive chat comments.
All right, well, you know what?
Please take down the business.
All right, fucking, all right, whatever.
Remove these nuts, please, okay?
Jesus Christ.
I'm just a guy trying to have a show here, okay?
For Christ's sake.
What is this?
All of your hair mischief in your single wide trailer during Christmas.
Go fuck you.
And really angry about all the noise from the highway outside.
I don't live by a highway, you dickhead.
Okay.
I'm tired of you idiots saying I live in a fucking trailer by the highway next to a fucking truck stop or some shit.
I don't appreciate that.
So shut up.
For Christ's sake, man.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, folks, is that I didn't take no bullshit from family this year.
And you shouldn't either.
Especially, especially when it comes to the Trump administration being in power.
This is the greatest economy in American history.
And I'm glad President Trump is in power.
And everybody should be a little more appreciative.
Why don't you pour honey on me?
Show me what kind of man you really are winking at.
Pour honey on you.
What the fuck are you talking about, Tae?
Pour honey on you?
What are you fucking Winnie the Pooh?
Pour honey on me.
What is this?
Captain Hook, why is it that the South has good shit, but North, we got have the Rockefeller food?
Well, wait.
I don't know.
Nobody ever said anything about a truck stop.
Is that the real reason why there's so much noise outside your trailer?
Can you fuck off?
I'm not...
Don't live in a trailer.
You fucking dickheads.
Jesus Christ, I'm a capitalist.
I don't live in a fucking trailer.
Not that that's bad.
Anybody who happens to live in a trailer that's listening to the broadcast, not that that's bad.
I'm just saying I'm not living in one, okay?
Now, can we move on with the goddamn broadcast?
You idiot trolls have dominated with the stupid fucking inner circle gold member shit.
And now you're trying to insinuate that I live in a goddamn trailer.
All right, just shut the fuck up.
Now, before I was rudely interrupted, once again, I want to say that anybody who's pretending to have money troubles in America, you ain't working.
That's all I'm saying.
And what is this, Chad Poopter?
He doesn't live in a trailer.
He lives in a duplex.
Ah, Jesus, that's even worse, dude.
I don't live in a fucking duplex.
Are you fucking...
I'd rather live in a trailer before I lived in a fucking duplex.
I mean, just no offense if you live in a duplex.
All right, no offense.
I'm just, I'm just saying, at least in a trailer, you got your own trailer, you know?
And we got Derwicking up in here.
What's up, Der Wicking?
WN is a term Hillary made up.
Richard Gay Jewish wife Spencer and the alt-right are poser nationalists found in the family.
I've been saying this.
Here's some history under the melting pot of nationalism.
Derwicking, I've been saying this since 2016, dude.
I've been saying this from 2016 about those people.
All you radio graffiti fans, sign up for the inner circle VIP membership.
Dude, don't sign up for nothing.
These people are fucking idiots, all right?
Don't listen to these idiots.
There's no inner circle.
There's none of that shit, dude.
Don't listen to these people.
All right.
And look, stop donating already.
You must be a platinum member of the city.
All right, look, shut the fuck up.
Stop donating.
I got serious shit to talk about.
The Democrats hate America and its people.
Do you understand?
So everybody just refrain from donating and stop being a troll terrorist and a cyber vermin bastard so we can discuss some serious issues here.
Now, once again, folks, Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi is trying to usurp power from the Senate by holding these articles of impeachment.
And by her holding these articles of impeachment that were voted on in the House is completely illegal.
All right.
She should be in jail right now.
Somebody needs to slap the cuffs on this goddamn old plastic face old bag.
There should be no reason why this woman is holding on to the articles of impeachment.
And many scholars have suggested because she's held on to them that they have since been nullified and that if they finally get to the Senate, the Senate should just dismiss without even a trial.
The Senate should just dismiss without even a trial.
And I think that's exactly what the Senate should do.
Don't even bother.
Don't even bother.
What is this?
Derwicking, then stop calling me a white nationalist.
I thought you respected me more and had more sense than that.
I'm an American nationalist, if you want to term anything.
Well, excuse me, Derwicking.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to ruffle your feathers.
I just assumed based upon some of the damn content that you donate that you might be playing for that team.
All right.
I'm sorry.
And, you know, it is what it is.
All right.
You're an American nationalist.
All right.
We get it.
But as you were saying in a previous text-to-speech, and as I'm saying right now, this Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi and the Democrats hate this country.
They're making a mockery of our institutions of government, making a mockery of the impeachment process.
And I think that, folks, you know, Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi needs to be in jail.
I don't understand.
You must be an inner circle gold member to have access to Ghostler's Volkswagen business.
Can you shut the fuck up, man?
Shut up.
He lives in that, not a trailer.
God damn it, dude.
I mean, look at this shit.
Some of this shit.
Get an inner circle gold N-word pass for free.
Inner Circle Gold N-Word pass.
Yeah, that'll probably work well in Compton.
Inner Circle Gold N-Word Pass.
Get the fuck out of here, all right?
Anyway, folks, the bottom line is, is that 2020 is coming around the corner.
And this election is the most important election of all elections at this point.
Because aside from the president, which I believe Donald Trump is going to win the presidency hands down, regardless of who runs on the Democratic ticket, because nobody in the Midwest, nobody in the heartland of America is going to vote for any of these socialist scumbags on the left.
We have, and I'm talking we, the Trump train, we have the Electoral College signed and basically in the tank.
got it.
The problem is, is that we need to have Republicans in the House of Representatives so that...
Nigger.
Jesus Christ.
Listen, I don't condone what the hell that racist bastard just donated.
All right.
Don't listen to that.
And what is it?
The pet Mexico.
Something hilarious for you to see, ghost, and it's not racist.
Well, not against voters.
Dude, listen.
I am a poor Mexican, so I am begging the chat to contribute to my donation pool towards this.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Fucking pet Mexican.
Oh, dude, are you fucking shitting me?
You've donated a five bucker trying to convince people.
Can somebody else please give the 1520, senor, so that Senor Ghost can please play my video.
I want him to play my video, but I am a poor Mexican.
I don't have enough money.
So please, if you all can go ahead and donate to Ghost and tell him that this is for the pet Mexican video, I really appreciate it.
Mikuero Muncho.
This guy's crowdfunding a fucking dono for Christ.
Anyway, listen, pet Mexican.
This isn't the fucking flea market, okay, dude?
All right, you can't haggle with me here.
You can't be like, Mr. Ghost, I got the $5.
I got the $5.
And if somebody gives you a $15, you play my video.
And if you play my video, I'd be very appreciative, Senor Ghost.
Jesus.
Hey, why am I racist?
How am I a fucking racist for acting like the way the pet Mexican is acting right now?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Anyway, listen, folks.
I'm sorry I got this.
What?
What now?
Oshwitz membership.
Sign up now for an inner circle Auschwitz Gold membership.
Ah, dude, that's not even funny, dude.
All right.
That's not even funny.
Oshawitz membership.
That's fucking horrible, dude.
Some of your fucking macabre, dude.
In your depraved humor, you are definitely macabre in the head.
And Mary and Peachmiss.
Yeah, that's what every liberal has said up.
That's what every liberal say.
Yeah, fuck you.
All right.
Mary and Peachmiss.
Every fucking, you know, you're either a lesbian, a homosexual, or a leftist for saying something like that.
All right.
That's all there is to it.
What is this?
Do the do to the pet Mexican dono to help the pet Mexican?
What if I brought whipped cream and had a three-way in your trailer with Engineer instead of getting sticky with the hype?
Shut the fuck up with your perverted fantasies, Toue.
All right?
Why don't you fuck off with your damn perverted fantasies and take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack with all that talk, dude?
Shit.
All right, dude.
Listen, I'm trying to get serious here.
The Democrats hate this country.
They hate the people.
And I know people are saying, Ghost, that's a little too far-fetched.
Now, you don't actually believe that the Democrats actually hate the American people.
Dude, do you understand that the Democrats all raised their hand in the second debate when asked if illegal immigrants deserve free health care?
All of them raised their hands.
And what is this, Asho?
Here you go, bro.
Just need another $9 now.
Type P-E-T-M-E-X in chat to support the pet that fucking Asho!
Fucking Asho!
Dear friends, especially when there are many.
Hello, here's Gray Steel.
Yeah, there you go.
Something for the meme war effort.
I hope you're legitimate when you say that because we need it, okay?
I mean, the meme wars 2020 is definitely in full effect.
And I hope everybody who was a part of the meme war of 2016 puts their damn digital combat boots on and goes out in the front lines once again.
All right.
But once, once, as I was stating, all right, what we need to do is we need to understand why the Democrats hate America.
They want open borders.
Okay.
They have not been shy about that.
And they believe that illegal immigrants that come into our country, who sneak into our country illegally, deserve free health care when, folks, you don't even have free health care.
And I'm talking to everybody who is an American citizen.
I don't care what nationality you are.
Black, Hispandex, white.
I don't care what you are.
P-E-T-M-E-X.
Merry Christmas.
Jesus Christ.
Look, are you happy the pet Mexican Quasimodo and Asho hooked you up, all right?
Holy fuck.
The Democrats hate the American people.
You're damn right.
Why haven't you told this to us before?
Shove it up your ass, ST Mike.
This comment was posted by an inner circle gold man.
Shove it up your ass, S.T. Mike.
You know, and I know it.
You know, and I know the Democrats hate America.
I mean, they're advocating free health care to illegal immigrants when American citizens don't even have free health care.
All right?
And American citizens don't even have free health care.
Sign up for an Inner Circle Airlines unlimited miles plan that also cover a trip to the Twin Towers.
Dude, all right.
Jesus Christ, man.
All right.
Hey, ghost, does this image work for you?
I can't see the image.
Can you check if it works for you?
What are you talking about, dude?
Hello, there's Noble Savage.
What's going on to Noble Savage?
Get Kwanzaa started.
Is today really the first day of Kwanzaa?
What the hell do these people?
What the hell do people, excuse me, I don't want to say, you know, what do people do on Kwanzaa?
I don't understand.
Can somebody tell me some of the festivities of Kwanzaa?
Hey, wait a minute.
Hey, Kans Abuser, fuck you.
This is not a real image, dude.
This is not a real fucking image.
And I want you all to stop this fucking trolling bit of you guys pretending that I've got some kind of a paywall of an inner circle gold membership or some shit.
All right.
Jesus Christ, you fucking trolls are taking this to the extreme.
All right.
Good God.
And by the way, what do people that celebrate Kwanzaa celebrate?
All right.
Here, let me look this shit up.
I want to know what the hell the hell Kwanza is here.
All right, let's see what the hell Kwanzaa.
What is Kwanza?
Huh, Google here.
Put the PC shot on.
What is it?
All right.
What is Kwanzaa and why is it celebrated?
Kwanza is an African-American celebration of life from 26th of December to January 1st.
What?
Sign up for a gold membership now to have a chance to ride in Ghosts Highway Trailer.
Fuck off, dude.
Can you fuck off?
Highway gold member, for Christ's sake, and here's Durwicky.
What Is Kwanzaa00:10:21
Here's to Pet Mexicans crowdfunding.
Hopefully, this will keep his family the fuck out of the Republic in case we'll finance taking some of his relatives with him out of Canada.
Oh, dude, that's horrible.
That's harsh.
It's scuffed African Hanukkah.
Well, according here, it says Dr. Maluna Karengi or Karenga introduced the festival in 1966 to the United States as a ritual to welcome the first harvests to the home of what do you mean the first harvests?
I mean, isn't the harvest moon in like November or some shit like that?
What the fuck?
What do you mean the first harvests?
Oh my God.
And now it's extended to Afro-Americans as a response to commercialism of Christmas.
Oh, isn't that great?
All right, man, baby.
I ain't celebrating Christmas.
I ain't celebrating no white man in goddamn red suit.
I'm celebrating Kwanza, baby.
We was kings and shit.
With all that inner circle gold membership money, why don't you buy a can of oil for that squeaky wheelchair?
Why don't you fuck off?
How about that?
I don't give a shit.
How you like that?
How about fuck you?
I don't give a shit.
How about that, huh?
You piece of crap?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, look, I had no idea what Kwanzaa is.
If you're celebrating Kwanzaa, all I got to say is, let me see if I can.
I can speak a little bit of African, so.
So thank you guys.
I appreciate it.
Especially my African contingent.
We do have a pretty good African contingent that listens to the broadcast.
So cheers to you guys.
All right.
Happy Kwanzaa.
Okay.
Anyway, what is it, Derwicking?
They're African ghosts.
They don't know what harvest is other than the EBT card arriving.
Oh, dude, come on, dude.
That's not, that's, that's horrible.
All right.
That's, that's just horrible for Christ's sake.
All right.
Anyway, Kwanzaa's going on.
And what is it?
Tawee?
What, Tawe?
God damn it.
There is no inner circle goddamn gold membership.
There is none of that shit.
You fucking dumb trolls are out here making a big fucking joke about it.
So shut up.
Good God, man.
You guys are pissing me the hell off.
You know, instead of fucking with me, all right, instead of putting all this emphasis and energy into me, you should be putting this emphasis into the Democrats.
You should be calling their offices.
You should be emailing them and asking them why they're anti-American trash and think that illegal immigrants have more authority over this country than American citizens.
That's what the fuck you goddamn people need to be worried about.
You know, I mean, these Democrats hate this country.
They're making a mockery of our institutions.
They're making a mockery of impeachment.
I mean, give me a break.
What is this?
Hitler's House of Barbecue is officially open now.
Dude, come on, man.
100% of the time.
This is not right, dude.
Who is being this fucking racist?
Fuck you, all right?
That is unbelievably anti-Semitic and racist.
We are not condoning that whatsoever.
So once again, folks, do not listen to some of these people that are out here on text-to-speech, flapping their fat, pop-hard-eating fingers on the keyboard, talking all this racist garbage because we don't condone that around these parts, folks.
All right.
We are completely a melting pot of friendship on this show.
All right.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
What's up to my boys, Tyrone, Archie Lee, and Kuda Bang?
All right.
What's going on to Paco?
He's one of my Hispandex friends.
All right.
I've got a whole bunch of friends of all kinds of ethnicities, all kinds of nationalities.
And because these idiots that listen to my broadcast tend to be a little bit of a bunch of racist jerk dicks, don't try to lump me in to that.
All right.
Please don't try to lump me into that.
All right.
Anyway, folks, I'm just simply stating that people need to start getting up in arms about these Democrats hating America because they hate America.
They care more about illegal immigrants than they do about American people.
They care more about opening up borders and they care about protecting the American people.
And what is this?
Ghost, donate $1,000 to join the Inner Circle Platinum membership.
Benefits include wheelchair rides and Mrs. Ghost's spaghetti.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
I mean, can y'all just shut the fuck up, man?
We got serious stuff to talk about out here.
The Democrats hate America, and this is what you fucking idiots want to put a point of emphasis on.
I love the cute boomer noises you make for me while I clean your filthy wheelchair and your full diaper.
Fuck you.
I look forward to working for you for another year.
Just remember to pay me this time, okay?
Just shut your ass.
All right.
All you people that claim I'm in a wheelchair, I'm not in a wheelchair, asshole, okay?
I've done Ford Lorico.
I don't know how many times to prove to you idiots that I'm not in a wheelchair, but you just like this fucking inner circle gold membership bullshit.
You're going to keep going with it.
You're going to keep going with it.
Hey, what is it, Sunburst Unicorn?
I'm just letting you know that the snake-ass video that was donated under my name on Christmas Eve was not me.
Yeah, I know it was.
They're just gross.
They're just gross, but we have a small contingent.
And unfortunately, it may be like inner circle rejects who marry deaf chicks for financial gain or something of that nature that may be involved with that.
Or, you know, bald 30-year-old idiots who like traps who still live with their parents.
It's one of those contingents.
So it is what it is.
All right.
Don't worry about it, Sunburst Unicorn.
Don't worry about it.
All right.
Anyway, folks, listen.
All right.
We all need to put it in our heads that 2020, the election, is very, very important.
And not only do we need to have Trump as the president, we need to have as many pro-Trump Republicans elected in the House and Senate.
All right.
And everybody, right now, I'm encouraging you just to vote down the line Republican because this is what we need to make America great again.
All right.
This is what we need to make America great again.
Hey, look, we got Derwicking.
What's up, man?
Let's start off the Thursday night metal show right.
Some based metal, and I'm not even Christian.
You should be able to do this.
Old School Pearls incoming ghosts.
Based.
Well, hold on.
You're going to donate to some Christian rock?
You're going to donate Christian rock, Derwicking?
I mean, you know, look, I'm not going to judge.
I'm not going to judge, for Christ's sake.
And look, we've got Quasimoto saying Yang Gang 2020 in the chat room.
You know what's funny about Andrew Yang?
He had to answer whether or not individuals who are white nationalist, who are racist, who are anti-Semitic, who commit sex crimes, whether or not they get the thousand bucks a month.
And he couldn't explain.
Dude, listen, can y'all fuck off to we?
All right, all you fucking idiots?
It's pronounced Fal-Clo-Ri-Co.
This comment was posted by an Inner Circle Gold member.
To remove the TTS watermark, please obtain an Inner Circle Gold.
All right, no, okay, Kansas user.
All of you guys, can you fuck off with the damn inner circle fucking gold user bullshit?
Anyway, that puts a whole other question.
Whoever asked that question to Yang is absolutely correct.
When the government starts handing out money to people, who is it that's going to receive that money?
You know, if you happen to be a white nationalist or if you happen to be saying something the government doesn't like, you fall under the category the government doesn't like.
You may not get it, maybe.
Hey, ghost.
But nobody ever asked me.
I'm not one of your Hispandex listeners.
I was going to ask how much do I need to donate in order to get your private Snapchat.
I don't have a Snapchat.
Are they needs or just lewds?
Cosplay.
I don't have a fucking Snapchat.
Are you kidding me?
Jesus fucking Christ.
I don't do any of that garbage.
All right.
What you see is what you get.
Ghost.report and this damn channel are the only sources of social media that I have.
I don't do that social media bullshit.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, Twitter, let me tell you something.
Y'all remember when I made Twitter back in 2008, 2009, when I did Twitter shout-outs and shit when nobody was doing Twitter?
Twitter was all good about allowing me to do that.
You know, Twitter shout-outs and Twitter this, Twitter that.
Then you got fucking Dorsey over here, this fucking disgusting, despicable, pausehole-looking fruit bowl.
He had to come out and say, you know what?
We're woke.
And we need to make sure that Twitter is woke.
And we're going to make this as politically correct as possible, okay?
Because I'm Jack Dorsey, and I can do that.
Okay?
And by the way, me and D-Ray are like this.
Hey, what is this, anonymous?
Hey, Ghost, happy holidays.
Unfortunately, my girlfriend of three years just left me today.
But your show really cheers me up.
Thank you and cheers.
Well, dude, I'm sorry to hear that anonymous, man.
But remember, there's a whole other, there's plenty of fish in the sea out there.
Always remember that.
And just keep your head up.
I mean, I know that it's probably hurting you right now that you are not with your girlfriend, but remember, time is the ultimate magician, and time will heal those wounds.
Just don't do anything crazy.
Don't do, you know, don't do anything stupid.
Remember, everything's going to be all right.
There's plenty of women out there.
Plenty of women, believe me.
And by the way, because for whatever reason, the younger millennials and Zoomers have a very hard time even scoring with these women.
It's open season out here.
There are so many women to score from out here.
Gun Confiscation Rage00:04:49
It's like a fucking meat market.
I mean, while these dumbass Zoomers and these younger millennials can't even fucking communicate to get themselves a piece of poon, you've got old guys like me that are raking it in.
I'm not even joking, man.
I mean, you should see some of my business associate acquaintances out here.
They're trading out.
They're getting fucking broads that are like 21, 23 years old.
These guys are in their fucking 50s and 60s.
All right.
And these guys are getting a raking in the 21-year-old poom.
They're raking in the 23-year-old poon for Christ's sake.
I mean, good God.
It's a fucking meat market out here if you happen to be an older gentleman and financially well off.
That's all I'm saying.
And no, I'm not leaving Mrs. Ghost for some piece of fucking young poon.
All right.
Unlike my associate business friends, I know the culmination of the ending of something like that.
So it is what it is.
All right.
Just shut up.
All right.
You see, every time I make a goddamn comment, you and your fucking dumbass.
You can't always get to listen to the entire show.
So maybe I missed this, but are you going to discuss the obvious treason Ralph Northam is committing in Virginia?
All roads lead to armed insurrection.
Well, raise up.
That's all I got to say to Virginia.
Raise up against that gun confiscation.
Gold membership donations.
You can finally afford that wheelchair ramp.
Listen, shut up about the fucking gold membership.
There is no gold membership.
And by the way, I have discussed that many times.
They're TOEFR USMC.
I think out there in Virginia is a complete travesty.
They're trying to take away a right from the Constitution from the people at a state level.
And I'm glad that you've got some sheriffs out there that are actually deputizing citizens so that they can legally carry gats.
Because I'm telling you right now, you all notice this, right?
Every time that they have a state or a city that has stringent gun laws, they tend to have the highest gun violence.
Case in point is Chicago, Illinois.
Chicago, Illinois has one of the stringent gun laws in the nation, and yet more people are killed with guns in that city alone than any other city in this country.
All right.
So that should tell you something.
You notice all these goddamn California shootings that are happening.
Once again, the state, most stringent state gun laws in the country.
And as a result, we have more gun crimes in areas where there are no guns.
I mean, it is so brazen out there in California that they're breaking into like movie stars homes because they don't, they have no consequence of anybody really having a gun to shoot back at them.
All right.
So once again, folks, I would like everybody to please recognize that when everybody's talking about gun safety, gun violence, we need to take a look at what's actually going on.
And in the states and cities that have the strictest gun laws, they have the highest gun-related shootings, murders, etc.
So that's all I'm saying, folks, okay?
And Virginia, all I got to say is raise up against the state government infringing upon your constitutional protected right.
Ghost, I need some advice.
I know you are against psychotropic drugs, but I have a huge social anxiety and low mood problem which affects my whole life.
I think I have a mental issue.
Should I go to a doctor and be on such drugs so I can fix my life?
No, I think that you need to supplement yourself with vitamins.
I mean, you should probably look into the B vitamins specifically whenever you have any kind of mental situation going on in your head.
Take a look at B vitamins, all right?
F you, boomer.
You know for a fact we were the real fucking inner circle.
The moment we left the inner circle was nothing but autists circle jerking around an old boomer.
Oh, man.
Is that the real Kingfish or is that a troll?
Hey, ghosts.
Hope your Christmas day was good.
Are you talking about gun laws in the big city?
Yeah.
I'll be sure to put my opinion in since I live right in the heart of Manhattan.
Well, you should know, Marshall Burnsey, it's not very safe to live in a gun-free zone.
Let's just put it that way.
And hey, fudge capitalists, once again, I would strongly advise you to take in B vitamins.
I would strongly advise you to take, you know, maybe have some exercise regimen.
You know what I'm saying?
ST Mike.
In all seriousness, though, this video of this Democrat socialist speech is proof that they don't actually care about it.
They don't care about anybody, ST Mike.
They just care about their own power.
I mean, every Democrat is a mini dictator.
That's why, whenever you elect them to office to represent your constituency, they vote based on their own premises, not on their constituency.
And by the way, Kingfish saying that they were the real inner circle.
Kingfish Settles Down00:04:54
Dude, with all due respect, Kingfish, I have to say this.
Hold on, I got to say Chicago has gun laws, but the surrounding areas do not, so people go elsewhere to get weapons and bring them there.
You and other conservatives know this, but you do not know.
Oh, get the fuck out of here.
Here we go with more excuses.
More excuses for the reasons why the city with the strictest gun laws has the most fucking gun crimes in America.
But, Kingfish, look, let's be honest, dude, you're in your mid-30s, okay?
All right, you're a fucking guy that would always try to bang like, you know, fours and fives.
And look, I'll give you your credit, dude.
You're kind of an ugly-looking, Ophi-looking motherfucker.
So you knew, like, yeah, I'm going to go get some broads at the bar, and I'm going to go ahead and fuck these broads.
And whenever you had these broads, for whatever reason, you had a picture fetish.
And I hate to air out some of this inner circle dirt, but this guy would literally post the pictures of every broad he would legitimately bang.
All right.
He'd get them and he'd make sure to, you know, show off their bobs.
And, you know, and these were all like fours and fives and threes.
And this guy would legitimately think that he was the biggest fucking king swing dick in America.
I'm not even joking around.
They're going, yeah, I got another abroad.
And yeah, I'm going to go ahead and fucked her.
And by the way, I'm not even joking.
This guy banged abroad who had a shrine to her dead half-black kid.
I'm not kidding.
All right.
Thank you for renewing your inner circle.
I'm not kidding.
You have unlocked all content for this episode.
All right, look, shut up, dude.
All right.
Can you shut up, please?
All right, shut up.
This is a true story.
This is a fucking true story, dude.
All right.
What is this?
Especially when there are many, many of them.
Woman dancing, baby, woman dancing song.
La Raspa, Lol.
Your name has Kum in it.
Well, anyway, listen, let me explain to you this one story from Kingfish.
And, you know, I guess he's talking shit.
He actually went into a woman's apartment who this woman's apartment was a complete pigsty.
And he took pictures of it.
He took pictures of it for Christ's sake.
Remember how filthy all these girls are.
You see, somebody, that's somebody from the inner circle right there saying, remember all these fucking girls, how their fucking rooms were filthy and shit like that?
Dude, I'm not kidding.
He went into this one broads apartment and there was shit all over the floor.
Fucking old, shitty, fucking bloody underwear and old fucking tampons and boxes of pizza and just fucking just shit fucking everywhere, fucking old clothes everywhere, right?
And then there was like this small shrine to this one like half black kid that you could see in the picture, right?
And we asked him, what the hell's up with that shrine to the black kid?
And he goes, yeah, I asked her about that.
And she told me that was her dead kid.
And she told me the story how the kid died.
And apparently she got tired of the kid and left it with the father.
And the father didn't take care of it and let it starve to death.
And the father now is in jail and she's out doing her thing now.
And that's why I fucked her.
And I'm not even, I'm not even joking.
I'm not even kidding.
This is a man who fucked abroad who allowed her kid to die.
That's enough.
All right.
Nobody needs to know any more than that.
That's just fucked up, dude.
Anyway, Spermi the Butthamster, quick question about the IC Gold membership.
Does it come with Disney Plus?
Fuck you, you dumb idiot.
Many, many of them.
I can't believe it, ghosts.
What?
After all we've given, you become an even bigger sellout.
And you're going to be able to do it.
First of all, you forgot your link.
Here's an open choice video documentation.
Oh, an open choice?
Oh, for the engineer.
Oh, okay.
All right.
All right, you got that.
The engineer O'Rono Donovan gave you a fucking $20.
Tommies, forget, is that the highest German diaspora in the world is in the United States.
Our families have unfinished business, and we didn't come here for the U.S. to become a Bolshevik health.
Uh-oh.
Just saying.
Uh-oh.
I don't know what to say about that.
That's one of the once again, Derwicking trying to claim that I'm misjudging him, claiming that he's a little bit of a white nationalist.
After that statement, I don't know what the how, I don't know what else anybody's supposed to interpret, but hey, you know, who's looking, right?
Who's looking anyway?
Incel Energy Alert00:15:11
Look, I don't want to talk about any of these inner circle twats, all right, that left because you know, they were once, you know, looked good upon, and then, you know, I mean, you know, what ended up happening to that kingfish is that he ended up settling down with some broad, okay?
And that broad ended up fucking with his head to the point where he was out at like one or two in the morning, drunk as a skunk, riding in the middle of the street while this broad was acting like, I don't know, some kind of a bitch or something, walking along the fucking street.
He ends up in like some other guy's shower, and that's all we know what happened to him.
I don't know whatever happened to him, but he showed us that, hey, guys, I'm in some strange man's shower, and he took a picture of himself in the shower.
You must be an inner circle ultimate.
All right, look, that's not Derwicking asshole.
All right, shut up, all right?
I apologize for the inconvenience.
Shut up, you're right.
And to be honest with you, that whole crew, that whole like fucking crew that hung around Kingfish, I mean, they just made bad decisions.
I feel bad for him, dude.
I mean, you know, Fish, he made a bad decision.
You know, he bought a house that, you know, it's only him and his schmucky self.
And he decides, yeah, you know what's a good idea, ghost.
I'm going to buy myself a three-bedroom house and even though I don't fucking need it.
I'm going to go ahead and buy a three-bedroom house and blows half a stack on it.
And now he's, I don't know what he's doing with it.
He's letting fucking people live there for free.
He's letting his buddies run all over him.
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
And then we had another fucking inner circle member that left with Fish who was, and I was proud of this guy, believe it or not.
I thought he was on his way.
He was a single chap, IT.
All right.
He made money in the crypto game, dude, when crypto was going up.
This motherfucker was making a gangload of cash.
And then he decided, hey, ghost, you know what I'm going to do?
I met this girl, ghost, and she makes six figures.
And she's a psychologist.
And if I'm able to hook up with her, me and her put together, we're a part of the 1%.
And, you know, it's going to be great, ghost.
And I'm like, great, that's a good idea.
I mean, whatever.
Then a couple of days later, he admits, yeah, ghosts, you know, this girl, this psychologist that makes six figures, I'm getting really intense with her.
And by the way, she's deaf.
What?
Yeah, she's deaf, ghost.
She's deaf.
Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, you could only imagine what happened after that.
He got her pregnant.
He got her pregnant.
And, you know, once he got her pregnant, he moved in with her.
And, you know, this bitch is fucking threatening to kill herself now.
I am 100%.
Kill the baby.
The guy you're talking about will never learn sign language for this girl.
Yeah, I know.
You know, I'm 100% sure that the guy you're talking about will never know sign language.
But believe it or not, he would say, man, ghost, I don't know what's going on, man.
I mean, she's going nuts.
You know, she's threatening to kill herself.
You know, she's threatening to kill the baby.
She's calling her parents.
Her parents are coming over.
It's all kinds of dramatic shit.
And then that was the end.
That was it.
That was over.
It was all with that.
And then his best friend, okay, which happens to be like some five-foot manlet who needs to come out of the closet and admit that he likes taking in the pooper.
But his best friend, okay, who claims to be a Christian, by the way, he ends up hooking up with some black chick that looks darker than Wesley Snipes' taint.
Okay.
Ends up hooking up with some black chick, impregnates her, has a kid with her, and then goes along the internet saying the N-word all over the fucking place.
All right.
Has a half black kid and goes around the internet saying the N-word all over the place.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm not even fucking kidding.
All right?
And then you got some fucking idiot in Denver.
Oh, hold on.
What?
What is this?
Do you remember wiping the sides?
Yeah.
I'm sure the show would love that.
Yeah, well, that's who I'm talking about, by the way.
This fucking five-foot manlet who claimed that you could not get a prick, excuse me, could not get a chick pregnant.
All you had to do was wipe the sides of the clitoris with some kind of, I don't know, baby wipe or something.
And that was foolproof for him not getting a chick pregnant.
Unfortunately, like I said, he hooked up with a black chick who looks like darker than Manute Bull's taint.
And as a result, got her pregnant.
And now, you know, he's out there with a half black kid.
And he's on the internet saying the N-word every five minutes.
All right.
So your guess is as good as mine, dude.
All right.
All right, what is this?
Good riddance to that tard.
Honestly, imagine actually thinking that Shizuna's best girl while Hanukkah exists.
What the fuck are you talking about?
She has gone for Emmy, but Jesus Christ, he goes home.
Who gives a shit for Christ's sake?
Welcome back to the 99% tard.
All right, great.
And then another, because there was a whole crew of these guys that left with fucking kingfish, okay?
Then there's this other fucking guy, okay?
Who's who's who should I talk about first?
This fucking guy from Colorado.
You know who I'm talking about, right?
Huh?
I'm sure the guy knows who she's talking about.
This guy, okay?
He comes from a very affluent family.
His father's a doctor.
His mother's a fucking psychiatrist.
She writes fucking books about psychiatry for fucking children and all this other bullshit, right?
Anyway, this guy, it took him till he was like 29 to get a fucking college degree.
Okay.
He gets his college degree and he gets himself a pretty good job.
I don't know.
I don't know what he was doing, but he was something on oil rigs.
He was doing a pretty good deal.
Okay.
And then when cryptocurrency started really just kind of surging out of nowhere, this guy thought that he was a great crypto trader.
You know, he did a couple of good trades.
He thought he was an expert.
And he told his parents, you know what, mom and dad, I'm not going to go to work.
I'm not going to work.
I'm going to become a crypto trader for a living.
Now, when he told me he was going to do this, I absolutely said don't do it.
I absolutely said don't do it.
But this guy thought he was the greatest crypto trader in the world and thought he could do it for a living.
And he quit his job.
And, you know, he didn't do very well.
And of course, because he had to go crawling back to his stupid, dumb, fucking rich parents, he blamed me.
It's my fucking fault, right?
It's your fault, ghost.
It's your fault that you made me quit my job.
You bastard.
You bastard.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, look, that's enough, dude.
I could talk about it.
I could talk about the idiot that that bald, fucking, stupid, big-headed fucking idiot moron out of, what the fuck is he out of the East Coast over there?
Lives with him and his 35-year-old brother live with their parents.
And this guy thinks he's some big fucking badass internet fucking, I don't know, tough guy or some shit.
What is this?
Nice Stoes.
Yeah, real funny, dude.
Real fucking funny.
All right.
Anyway, this guy that was, okay, this guy, okay, I don't want to say, oh, look, look at $2.
It's your fault.
Look at this shit.
Two dollars.
It's your fault.
Anyway, we have this bald guy, okay?
And he knows who he is.
Everybody in the inner circle knows who he is.
A disgusting, despicable-looking bald man.
All right.
I mean, he literally looks like a fucking albino turd.
You know what I'm saying?
He looks like, you know, if you got fatty liver and you take a turd, and you know how like, you know, if you have an extreme version of fatty liver, you take a gray turd.
That's what this fucking guy looks like.
Anyway, this guy finally came out to us there at the end that, you know, he couldn't get real women because, I don't know, they don't like his fucking bald head.
He looks like a fucking disgusting, you know, despicable human being or something.
How about Squirts Guy?
Or was it the Gab chat?
That was on the Gab chat.
That dude was not in the inner circle, dude.
That was in the gab chat.
He was not in the inner circle, dude.
What's up?
Patiently waiting.
Hope everybody's having a great night.
We are.
But anyway, this dude finally admitted that he likes traps and he liked little girl.
Well, I shouldn't say little girl.
Little tranny man ass because he could not get.
All right.
Yeah, 300 again.
Go fuck off.
All right.
These guys know who they are.
They're still around, by the way.
They're still fucking fucking around with some of your communities out here.
You all know who I'm talking about.
But this fucking bald guy finally admits, Yeah, I like traps because I can't get real women.
Trump be like, focus on the stock market and record low black unemployment.
Worship the GDP, ignore the thousands of opium deaths.
Limit gun rights.
No wall.
Sell country.
You know something?
I mean, look, I feel sorry for the opium deaths, and I think that Trump is doing whatever he can do for them.
But let's be honest, dude.
I mean, if people are going to fucking, you know, use heroin and use barbituates and, you know, use these kinds of depressants and they OD, you know, they OD.
What are you going to do about it, dude?
I mean, they're fucking weak people.
I'm sorry.
All right.
You got booze.
You got fucking weed.
Why do you need to go and fucking mainline some goddamn fucking bullshit?
Just ignore the thousands of opium deaths.
I mean, what do you mean to do about it?
What do you want Trump to do about it, for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
And then you got another hanger on out here.
All right.
We'll just call him, we'll just call him Flint.
Okay.
This guy, believe it or not, okay, he's a working blue-collar guy.
He's out of Pennsylvania, okay?
Working blue-collar guy.
You know, he was a decent personality, okay?
And this guy happened to marry, or not marry, but happened to get with a rich girl, okay?
And because the rich girl's parents didn't like the fact that their daughter was going around with a fucking blue collar, hey, what is this?
They're wicking.
If you're base enough, you'll lead a raid on Elvis tonight while he's feeding his fat gut.
Now, dude, that dude's, I don't want to raid that fucking piece of shit.
He's a piece of garbage.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, is that he would purposely listen to my show, okay?
Just to regurgitate the things that I said on the financial portion of the markets so he could impress his rich girlfriend's daddy, okay?
So, yeah, that's that.
These are the kinds of guys that left the inner circle that think they're so fucking great, dude.
They're fucking, I mean, look, I wish the best for them.
I'm not joking around.
I wish the best for them, okay?
But obviously, they're not doing very well.
If they're coming around and being trolls, even to this day, they're not doing very well.
So it's sad, and I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, fellas, or your fucked up fucking lives.
But you need to look at the asshole in the mirror and ask that stupid fucking dumb son of a bitch why the hell you're in the position you're in.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
And I forgot about incel energy.
I forgot about this little stupid twat.
All right.
And what is this?
Trenchman.
Wait.
Was this the same fish from Discord who talks so much shit and started fights with everyone?
Yes, it is.
Guess I can't say I'm surprised.
He was an ornery cuss, Cheers Ghost.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
But anyway, look, I don't, I've said my piece on these guys.
They can do whatever the hell they want.
I hope they have, you know, a good life.
It's obviously they're not.
So it is what it is.
Anyway, look, I don't want to talk about these guys anymore.
I want to talk about how the Democrats hate America and its people, and we need to remove Democrats in massive quantities.
All right.
We need to remove Democrats.
That's all there is to it.
Anyway, incel energy, let me tell you about this kid.
Okay.
This is a kid who I believe is very smart.
Okay.
Very smart kid.
Unfortunately, he's a gangly looking, fucking malnourished, big-headed, losing his hair at 18-year-old piece of fucking cheese whiz guzzling pop-tart eating shit.
Okay.
Anyway, this kid is a very smart kid, able to do all kinds of shit, in my personal opinion.
Unfortunately, because yours truly has made, I don't know, disparaging comments against the gamers and gaming.
All right.
This idiot was like, you know what?
Fuck you, ghost.
All right.
Fuck you.
You're not going to talk that way about games.
Fuck you.
And then he tried to turn against me.
And I don't know.
He tried to release some dots.
Everybody tries to release a dox on me, but who gives a shit?
Tried to release some docs on me.
Anyway, from what I heard, and look, the bad part about incel energy is I feel bad for his parents.
This is a working-class family who barely has enough money to live.
I mean, they're fucking renting shitty Australian apartments from shitty Australian apartments.
And as a result, you know, they've got to take care of this little twat at 18 years old.
And what's sad about it is this.
One of the inner circle members continued to talk to this little TWAT because they felt sorry for him.
And Incel Energy was apparently going to get a job somewhere, apparently at the same area as his mother worked.
And unfortunately, this is what I heard: that he could not make it past the interview because he was so fucking, you know, I guess he lacked confidence.
He didn't know how to interact in a capacity of one-on-one, whatever.
Didn't get the job and to this day is a complete fucking life loser living with his poor parents who would appreciate if he would fucking make a couple of bucks to bring into the goddamn household.
So anyway, look, that's enough of these people.
Anyway, look, I don't wish nothing bad on them.
I just hope that the shit I'm talking about that motivates them and has them looking at themselves a little bit and saying, dude, what the fuck am I doing with my life, dude?
Jesus Christ.
Ghost is right.
I mean, I'm over here.
I'm still stuck on this fucking show over here.
And, you know, I don't get what's going on.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
All right.
Anyway, let me move on, folks.
I didn't mean to go off in that diatribe about, you know, ex-fucking inner circle members, but in my opinion, it needed to be said.
And if you're the inner circle members that I was talking about, please stop being a fucking life loser.
Get up and go do something.
Get a girlfriend.
Okay.
Get yourself a fucking job, a career.
Do something for Christ's sake instead of being online and jocking this show for Christ's sake, man.
You're hanging on my nuts like a monkey.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me continue going here.
All right.
We got other things to talk about, like the Democrats ruining America.
Disturbed By McConnell00:03:57
And by the way, the first Republican had to come out and say that they were disturbed about Mitch McConnell's remarks as it relates to a potential impeachment senate trial.
And that's none other than this dumb bimbo.
What?
Insane energy.
You dox me first, boomer.
Okay.
All right.
Whatever.
All right.
Go get a job, you fucking stupid little prick.
All right.
Stop fucking crying.
Get yourself a job.
Your fucking parents are in their fucking late 60s and they're still having to take care of you and your dyke sister.
Go out and get a job.
Fucking little prick.
Anyway, as I was stating before I was rudely interrupted here, okay, Lisa Markowski, you know, this stupid dumb bimbo Republican who always has to throw her two cents in, her and that Susan Collins bitch from Maine.
Senator Lisa Murkowski saying, you know what, I'm very disturbed about what Mitch McConnell said about a potential trial in the Senate.
Are you fucking kidding me, Murkowski?
I mean, did you not see what the Democrats did to the president in the House?
They robbed the president of due process and a fair trial.
And this dumb bimbo, Senator Lisa Markowski, of course, she's from Alaska, that fucking ice hole.
All right.
She has the audacity to sit here and talk about, oh, I'm disturbed.
I'm disturbed about what Mitch McConnell said about impeachment.
What did Mitch McConnell say about impeachment?
He said he's going to work with the White House.
And why?
Because the goddamn fucking house robbed the president of due process of law.
All right.
And a fair trial.
I mean, they treated the president as if he was guilty until he proved himself innocent, which goes against the very foundation of our country, which is supposed to be innocent until proven guilty.
Innocent until proven guilty, for Christ's sake.
So it's unfucking believable how we have Lisa Murkowski, who is supposedly a Republican.
Remember, this is the same bitch that voted against Brett Kavanaugh when it came down to his Supreme Court justice nomination.
This was the same broad.
All right.
Lisa Murkowski, this is a dumb, stupid Alaskan idiot bimbo.
And you fucking Alaskans up there, I'm tired of you fucking electing women into your seats of Senate and Congress.
All right.
I mean, the last time you did this, you brought Sarah Eskimo Bimbo Palin and you brought her into the national spotlight.
All right.
And what is Sarah Eskimo Bimbo Palin?
She's an idiot.
She's a hypocritical idiot that made the Republican Party look like a fucking bunch of morons.
And I'm telling you right now, man, this is why, in my opinion, I'm not advocating anything, but this is my opinion.
Women shouldn't be in charge of anything.
I mean, how many times do we have to have women leaders ruin the lives of millions of people because of their policy?
I mean, case in point, the biggest case in point is Angela Merkel.
Angela Merkel.
Angela Merkel was in charge of allowing those millions of refugees that are now flooded all over Europe.
That was her decision.
Okay?
And she seems to get a pass on it because she's a woman.
If she were a man and that was the same decision, that man would be fucking haunted down to the end of the earth.
And here we have a woman that just made the decision, no big deal, don't worry about it.
Hey, what is this?
D-Ray, Sarah Palin was the only reason John McCain didn't get completely blown out by Obama.
Bullshit.
Angela Merkel Refugees00:15:20
Bullshit.
You know, let me tell you something what the 2008 presidential nomination for the Republican Party was all about.
I saw the Republican convention of 2008, and it was a coronation of the Democrats and the liberals and the rhinos taking control of the Republican Party.
Ever since then, conservatism has been long gone.
Conservatism has been long gone since 2008, the Sarah Palin McCain ticket.
And as you saw, who was the only vote to not repeal Obamacare, even though this fucking scumbag said that he wanted to fucking repeal it throughout his whole latter part of his political career, nothing but John Turncoat McCain.
John Turncoat McCain, even though he advocated that he wanted to overturn Obamacare all these years, he was the vote to not have it overturned.
This stupid, I hope, I'm not even joking.
I hope that John Turncoat McCain is getting anal raped with a fucking pitchfork by Satan right now.
This guy is a piece of trash.
All right.
And let me tell you, conservatism, I don't even know where it's going.
I mean, we were talking about this earlier in the inner circle.
I mean, where is conservatism going now?
You've got this maniac fucking virgin out here named Nick Fuentes.
He knows, because he's a part of it, this whole incel neckbeard, forever alone contingent.
He knows that there is a huge amount of virgins, male virgins, that are under the age of 30.
And he's using this as a means to justify why he's a virgin based on some warped idea of conservatism.
Hey, uh, Dick Fuente's here, and uh, I just want to tell everybody that I'm a 21-year-old virgin, and that makes me a conservative, okay?
You know what I'm talking about?
I'm a 21-year-old virgin here.
Is this the 109th time you've been kicked out of a wine tasting?
Wasn't your fault right?
Yeah, you're lethally discriminating against me.
Yeah, yo, go fuck off, Rashid Tully, whatever the fuck your name is, all right?
The point I'm trying to make is, folks, is if you're a virgin and you're 21 years of age, I question whether or not you're a blatant homosexual.
Because as I've stated many times, you should have at least practiced after you had your puberty phase.
You should have at least practiced on a woman, whether or not you like kissing them, whether or not you liked, you know, sucking titties, you know, whether or not you like petting the kitty, you know, things of that nature.
You should have known, you should have at least been to third base, all right, by the time you're 18, okay?
And for you all to suggest that I'm a virgin at 21 and the reason is because I'm conservative, that's bullshit.
That's bullshit, all right?
2008 was a fucking joke in the RNC primary.
You're damn right.
Ghost isn't wrong.
You had to know the Republican Party was DOA dead when they failed to nominate the honor.
I was broadcasting during that time.
I was broadcasting during Wicked.
Hey, black ghost.
Them stupid crackers trying to take my food stamps.
Black ghost!
I tell you boy, down south, those crackers wouldn't last a damn day.
That's on Trump gang, if we black people supported Trump more, we wouldn't be in poverty.
I'm gonna go beat my kid.
Templeton is a pit bull.
Oh dude that's not- All right.
I don't know.
That's a fucked up fucking text to speech.
Thank you for the 10 bucker, but that's fucked up.
All right.
But look, I'm going to be honest with you guys.
Okay.
If you are a 21-year-age or older virgin, then there's something wrong with you.
Okay.
Because let me explain something.
When I was 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18-year-old kid, okay?
And I went through puberty and my voice got deeper.
I was actually really in shape back then.
I was, you know, fucking fit motherfucker.
And, you know, I guess I had a decent badass personality, whatever the case might be.
Women started, like, little girls started coming to me.
Like, little girls started coming to me when I was 13, 14, 15 years old, wanting to kiss me, you know, wanting to take things into a more sexual capacity.
And if that hasn't happened to you by the age of 21, there's something fucking wrong with you, okay?
There's something wrong with you if no woman or no female contingent has tried to come up to you, has tried to touch you, has tried to kiss you, etc.
If that hasn't happened to you, there's something wrong with you.
Then you either are a disgustingly ugly fuck.
You're either a fatty, or your personality is so repulsive that bitches don't even want to be around you.
And you see, this is why you people need to recognize what is wrong with you if you're still a virgin at fucking 21, 25, 30.
It's you.
You are either a disgusting, despicable, slovenly human being that nobody even wants to go around, or your fucking personality sucks.
Your personality sucks.
And dude, if you're ugly and your personality sucks, then ain't no woman going to want to take the balls out of your pants.
Do you understand?
So until you neckbeards and incels start looking at your ugly selves in the mirror and asking yourself, why aren't women coming up to me?
Conservatism is about the economic status of corporations.
The average conservative is a yuppie that kowtows to core and Israel for Donnos and go against what people like Goldwater said on freedom and self-determination.
All right.
Press S to spit.
Yeah, Rojo Martinez, let me tell you something.
You're just saying that because you're an ethnic minority and you think that you deserve more handouts for doing absolutely nothing.
All right.
So go chew on a rubber tortilla if you fucking hate the goddamn American way.
All right.
All I'm simply stating is if you don't like corporations, why don't you start a corporation?
Nobody's stopping any of you idiots from starting a corporation.
How come you idiots don't start a corporation if you hate them so much?
Oh, yeah, that's right.
They don't teach you how to do that in school, do they?
They didn't teach you how to create a corporation on your own and how to use taxes to your advantage and tax plan and all that other bullshit in school.
They didn't teach that shit, huh?
Yeah, that's what I figured.
Are you Epstein?
I thought you died.
You know what, Nefara822?
You're a fucking idiot.
You know, you must be like 13 years old or something.
What?
Did you say little girls?
Is that what he said?
I mean, you're probably the same idiot that laughed when they taught you the word but.
You know what I mean?
Fucking idiot.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is: why aren't y'all going out and playing the corporate game yourself?
It's there for you, for me.
What's going on?
Ghost, I hear Chris Hansen wants an interview with you.
Nah, fuck that.
Stop talking about little kids.
By the way, you still owe us an intervention.
I think it's time for more beer.
I'm on Rolling Rock tonight because I'm a poor kraut after Yule.
You're a poor kraut.
Rolling rock.
All right.
Well, all right, whatever.
All right.
The point I'm trying to make is, folks, is if you're fucking a virgin, if you're a virgin and you've never had any experience with the opposite sex, how the fuck do you even know that you like the opposite sex?
I mean, how the fuck do you even know?
I personally believe, and you can tell Nick Fuentes I said this, all right?
I personally believe Nick Fuentes is a closet homosexual.
And I could almost guarantee that this guy is toe-tapping in bathrooms.
I could almost guarantee that this guy's on Grinder, you know, hooking up.
I'm not fucking around.
I am not joking.
Okay.
I am not fucking joking.
And I would like for Nick Fuentes to come out of the fucking closet and admit that you are nothing more than a leftist agitator that's trying to come out and pretend to be a conservative when you know as well as I know, as well as anybody else knows, that you're playing the flesh fluke.
All right.
You know it and I know it.
All right.
What if you're asexual and you're not attracted to either sex?
If you're asexual, then you're something wrong with your head.
All right.
If you're asexual, that means that I don't believe in that shit.
I think people that are asexual know that they're ugly, slovenly pieces of shit and they're never going to be attracted anyway.
So they're trying to be edgelords and be like, well, you know what?
I'm asexual, okay?
I'm asexual.
All right, yeah, all right.
Yeah, go fuck yourself.
All right.
I was saying when I was 13, 14, 15, 16 years old, dude.
All right.
When I had puberty, girls were coming up to me.
All right.
Girls were trying to kiss me.
Girls were pursuing me.
And I'm not trying to say that I was some like great-looking guy.
It was because they liked who I was.
I was a good fucking dude.
What can you say?
What is this?
Mr. Maury goes no Squintus is gay is because he encountered with all right.
Whatever, you fucking idiot.
All right.
Go worship a fucking 21-year-old virgin, dude.
Great.
All right.
Yay, spaghetti.
Look, if you're a virgin and you're over the age of 18, there's something wrong with you.
Okay.
Whether you want to admit it or not, all right?
If you're over the age of 18 and you're a virgin, you're either fucking annoying.
You're either fucking annoying or fucking ugly.
Did you not know that he who united himself with a prostitute as one with her and body?
For it is said, the two will become one flesh.
1 Corinthians chapter 16.
All right, great.
Yay, spaghetti.
That's great.
All right.
Great.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, look, I'm just trying to help you guys out here.
I know that there's many of you that have never had a woman, and I don't understand why.
I mean, women are easier to get than a fucking meal.
I don't understand why it's so hard for you guys to go out and find some broad that's willing to give you her fucking holes.
I don't understand why that's so hard for you people.
Like I said, you're either a fucking annoying piece of shit.
And look, this falls under the category of Asperger's and autists who continuously talk about themselves.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
That's all you millennials and you Gen Zers do, man.
I mean, and I've told you all this before.
Take a look and try to count how many times you say I, me, I. You know what I'm saying?
Funny, you assume I am 13.
This is proof ghost likes them young.
All right, go home, all right?
Hey, Nafara 822, you sound like an ethnic minority with those sentence fragments, okay?
Learn how to talk American before you're going to sit over here and talk garbage about me, all right?
You sentence fragment spitting stupid son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
And all I'm trying to say is, folks, I mean, look at yourself in the mirror.
If you're not having women coming up to you, trying to get to know you, trying to talk to you, trying to kiss you, then there's something wrong with you.
All right?
And take a whiff of that.
Especially when there are many, many.
What is this, Dur Wicking?
Ghost doxed, confirmed, the flim flam.
This is actually the man.
Okay.
Okay, great.
All right.
Yeah, I'd love to see what you're talking about.
And what is this?
Gino, I know a guy who is asexual because he got molested as a kid by an older man and a woman.
He's turned down girlfriends.
Well, that's a whole other different story, dude.
I mean, when you get molested as a child, that fucks you up and you need some serious help.
And I don't even know if that helps because, I mean, once, you know, some fucking adult takes advantage of a young child, that young child will never forget that and it'll confuse that child sexually for the rest of their lives.
So that's sad, dude.
Did the little girls rub on your hairy legs too?
I mean, can you fuck off, dude?
All right.
Can you go fuck?
You guys are fucking dicks, man.
All right.
All right, look, let me tell you something.
If y'all are going to continue like this, I'm getting the fuck out of here, okay?
I mean, I gave you guys a fucking seven-hour show on fucking Christmas Eve.
The least you can do is give me some fucking respect, all right?
Jesus Christ.
And who the hell is this?
CU USA?
Imagine insulting your viewers.
These fucking pieces of shit insult me.
You're obviously new here, and I can tell that you're, you know, a part of the same fucking demographic because you got a fucking stupid cartoon as your profile pic, you piece of shit.
So give me a damn break.
All right, look.
We already talked about Lisa Markowski.
All right.
She's the dumb bimbo Republican in the Senate that's now mouthing off her fucking ugly cocksucker at the fact that, oh, I don't like what Mitch McConnell said about the impeachment.
Hey, Markowski, you closet fucking Democrat Eskimo bimbo.
Do you understand that the Democrats did not give any fair trial to the president whatsoever?
And look at this.
End it bitchler.
Look at that, huh?
End it bitchler.
Jesus Christ.
All right, you know what?
Let me get started on these $20, $20.
Get the fuck out of here since you fucking idiots are just gonna disrespect me after I fucking have given you my fucking Christmas.
All right, y'all are gonna continue to do this shit, but then fine.
Fine, I'm fucking, I'm just gonna go through these goddamn $20, $20 buckers and we're moving on.
What, Toe?
If their ages on the clock, they're ready for the cock.
Am I right, ghost?
Oh, you sick fuck.
You sick fuck.
I buy that, bruh.
You sick fuck.
And what is it?
Your trailer is noisy.
Well, you know what?
Fucking suck a cock with it if you think it's noisy, all right?
Take it up the fucking dirty ass if you think it's fucking noisy, you piece of shit.
All right, Jesus Christ.
All right, we're getting to the first $20, $20 bucker up in here.
And this one was by Brooke412.
By the way, Brooke412 made it rain with a $100 bill, baby.
Made it rain on these trolls with a $100 bill.
Brooke412 said, Happy Thursday, ghost.
Shout out to NG, Mrs. Ghost, Spermy the Cat, BN King.
Congrats on over a decade of TCR and belated Merry Christmas to all.
Calvin was a bit cringy cunt, but we can agree on one thing.
Keemstar is shit.
And I can agree to that.
Keemstar is a fucking idiot, dude.
I hate Keemstar.
I don't know why anybody likes that stupid son of a bitch, but hey, to each their own, dude.
To each their own, right?
Let's go ahead and see what Brooke 412 has requested here for a $100 bill.
Hold on, what the hell is this?
What the hell is it?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Brooke Made It Rain00:15:38
I'm chilling with my boy Hitler.
No big deal, right?
We're talking about some of the best.
Is this just Leafy?
Leafy, for Christ's sake, dude.
What ever happened to this fruit bowl?
I remember this fucking, hi, this is Leafy here.
And I just want to let everybody know that I'm going to play these little freaking fruity games and I'm just going to go ahead and talk over them.
And I think that I'm just going to be this unbelievable soy boy that everybody fucking likes.
And yeah.
And in the middle of our little bit of an argument on what the best video on YouTube was.
I, of course, was showing him one of the most emotional videos on YouTube and one of the fan favorites.
And that video is Keemstar Raped Me.
Play it.
Why would you do it?
Why?
You're like, I mean, this is such cringe.
You cringe bastard.
Just a really touching video, man.
However, when I showed Hitler the video, he didn't even take me seriously.
He laughed at my face and then he told me to go gas myself.
Jesus Christ, Hitler, why are you so fucked up?
But after he said that, I was stupid and frustrated.
I'm on the front.
How you like me now?
I'm Leafy, the fruity bastard.
He showed me one of the most spectacular videos I've ever seen on YouTube.
I've completely forgotten about Keemstar Raped Me because of how relatable and how hilarious this video is.
The video is nothing more than a simple vlog, but it still is the best video.
Whatever happened to this fruit bowl today, we're going to be watching.
Whatever happened to Leafy.
I'm glad we're not seeing him anymore.
Whatever happened to this fucking fruit.
Without further ado, everybody sit back, relax, grab your popcorn, and let's play the best fucking video on YouTube.
Papa, play that shit.
Hey, guys, we're moving one back here again.
Okay, I'm sorry, but what happened?
What a fake-ass faggy laugh.
Jesus.
What happened to this guy's face?
Shackle.
Oh, hold on.
We got it.
Hold on.
Pause this shit.
Pause it.
What is it?
What is this?
Okay, we got another video dono.
I have no fucking idea what that is.
Play the rest of this.
Once again, Brooke 412 requested this for a $100 bill.
Five different strokes in the past fucking hour.
This guy looks like he overdosed on fucking Mountain Dew.
This guy looks like he's on fucking 5% HP.
This motherfucker looks like he's jokes.
How does the Jewish pedophile hunt for children?
This guy just looks like enough, dude.
Don't stop talking about, you know, anti-Semitic bullshit, all right?
And by the way, dude, what?
What?
I see you like your women like you like your wine, aged and locked in the cellar.
Dude, enough of the stupid, fucking, disgusting, fucking, ridiculous, perverted text to speeches, please, all right?
We're watching a video that Brooke412 requested for a $100 bill.
It's an old leafy video, and I'm glad I don't hear this Fruit Bowl's fucking voice anymore.
We're going to play a little bit more of it because once again, Brooke412 donated a $100 bill, so we'll go ahead and play it.
Fucking sadness.
He just looks like he's fucking giving up.
Like, Jesus Christ, what happened?
All right, moving on.
Guys, Wet Movie One back here again for another video for you guys today.
Right now, I'm in the car with the guy that's fucking my sister.
What the hell?
Shut up with the fake laugh.
This episode has been sponsored by Open Society and subscribe to Ghost and earn the chance to win an extra small cheese.
Man, fuck you, dude.
Fuck that's not even funny.
That's not even funny words from our sponsors.
I remember this tard.
He was hated by almost everyone, wanted him gone.
Immediately, they all united against them, including gamers.
This guy was the equivalent of a YouTube Roman Empire, and he felt like it too.
Yeah, because I don't get it.
He's half a fruit, for Christ's sake, Marshall.
This is a test.
Repeat, this is only a test.
Christ.
This is to test the capabilities of the beer can's alert system initiated as a form of an early warning system in the event ghost unleashes beer.
We now return to the future.
Forget it.
Shut up.
All right, I'm trying to play a video here that was requested by Brooke 412 for a $100 bill.
It's this stupid, fruity, fucking imbecile like Leafy is here.
All right, we're gonna play a little bit more of it.
So just shut the fuck up.
For Christ's sake.
This guy.
Saddest man ever.
Let me get this straight.
Decides to vlog himself in the car.
Is this it?
I just need to talk like this.
I need to talk like this and I'll get like a million subscribers.
And fake laugh like that.
I just, that's all I gotta do?
Huh?
That's all I gotta do is just fucking.
This guy looked like he drank too much Mountain Dew.
Jesus.
Starts the vlog off with, yo, yo, yo, what's up, guys?
Wet movie reviews here.
Vlogging in the car.
I'm lit.
You're lit.
Hashtag lit.
This is the guy who fucked my sister last night.
High five, bro.
Yo, did you finger my sister with that hand?
Haha, high five.
Yo, shake my hand.
What the fuck?
Like, why would he decide to put this on the internet?
And I know there's gonna be one motherfucker in the comments that comments, oh my goodness, this is just crazy.
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys with a crowbar?
Dude, whoever's donating these perverted donos, can you fuck off?
For fuck's sake.
I'm having to watch this bullshit.
First of all, it's not funny, okay?
I'm having to watch this fruity bullshit.
Next time you meet someone with your parents, how about you introduce them like this?
Hey, what's up, man?
This is my mom.
And this is the guy that fucked my mom that created me.
I was in this guy's penis.
How does that make you feel?
Shake my hand, you fucking pussy.
You know, actually, that would be kind of funny.
Not this guy.
Jesus, returned this.
I visited this place and I gotta say that even though it's never happened, I had to do it.
Look, y'all better stop reviewing shit.
All right, and put my name on it.
I'm not fucking joking.
The inner circle spits on the Jewish lies.
That better be a fake review, dude.
That better be a fake fucking review.
That's all I gotta say about that, you piece of shit.
That better be a fucking fake review.
Actually, his name is Alex.
If you guys want to know that, I just call him the guy that's fucking my sister because he's the guy that's fucking my sister.
I swear to God, the more I look at this guy, the more I can't decide if he's creepy as fuck or if he's just goofy as shit.
Like, if you're walking down a dark alleyway and this guy comes up to me, this is a good idea.
I mean, I'm only gonna let this go for another minute.
I can't take this shit.
I'm heading down to Pass of the English.
I can't- I can't take this fuckin' shit.
Yeah, of course.
A cyberbullying with that fucking Fruit Bowl voice.
Jesus Christ, I hope somebody, you know, never mind.
Just play the rest of this.
God damn it, what?
Oh, my God.
It's a real review to the ice house.
Fuck all of you.
There's a very special guest.
What?
God damn it.
Why did the Muslim man go into the elementary school to pick up his wives?
Look, can you all piss off with this shit?
I mean, seriously.
Can you all please piss off?
He's on tour right now.
It's called Ron Jeremy's XL Comedy Tour.
Oh, so we've seen the famous porn star Ron Jeremy, the man that literally looks like a second person.
Hey, asshole, my sister isn't a lesbian anymore.
My sister is my brother now, and he's straight.
Oh, great.
I know he's a guy because I saw it post-surgery.
Guess what, ghost?
It works, and it's bigger than mine.
Does that sound like the brother of a loser to you?
All right, dude.
Whoever did that, touche.
All right, whoever did.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
It happened again.
I just soiled my wheelchair.
Can you shut up about a fucking soiled wheelchair, you fucking dickhead?
Jesus fucking Christ.
This comedy tour, he's going to see, which, I mean, that just sounds terrific.
I'm sure he'll be so funny.
Like, Jesus Christ, porn star to comedian.
From Jesus Christ.
Surprised you're streaming in 720 PhD at 30 FPS, considering you have a Corsair i160.
Your PC is powerful enough to stream in 1080p60 FLC.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it, but sometimes I'm going to.
Feed in with the now 740p is a fancy.
Hey, Kans Abuser.
Alright?
You're the guy that's fucking around with computers from fucking 1997 and shit.
Okay, first of all, don't talk shit to me.
Secondly, okay?
I don't just broadcast on here, okay?
I broadcast on Vaughan.live, which is not something that they broadcast on.
Just shut up and just fucking watch the show.
All right?
Hey there, do the furnaces run on propane or charcoal?
If so, can it come with a Volkswagen Beetle that has an ashtray?
Jesus Christ.
Then I must start signing up for the Inner Circle Auschwitz membership.
Just play the fucking video for the sake of these fucking idiots.
Sounds terrific, dude.
Side note, by the way, I've never seen Ron Jeremy, so if he actually is really funny, I have no idea at all.
And if you guys can't tell who's gonna be there by the name of that, the name of the show, they're crazy.
Like I said there a couple minutes ago, you're the guy that's fucking my sister, and you're about to meet the guy that's fucked everyone.
Oh, well, that's always nice.
Well, he didn't fuck me or anything like that.
Well, he's not.
Oh my god.
This is sad.
I would not actually be surprised if Ron Jeremy actually fucked you.
Dropped off some of those STDs in your parking lot.
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised, man.
That would explain.
It would explain a lot.
I mean, you really got to wonder how many STDs that this guy actually has.
I mean, he's actually known for fucking everybody in the entire world.
This guy does not have AIDS.
He has super AIDS.
Like, this dude probably has so many STDs.
How long has he been?
Okay, everyone, we finally made it on over to the Ice House.
My price is cringy.
Why did people watch this shit?
A lot of famous comedians performed here.
A lot of comedy specials were performed here.
So you down?
I'm down.
That's good.
I've never been here before.
Yeah.
I didn't even know Ron Jeremy was a central comedian.
I know he's been doing that for a couple of years now, to be honest.
I love how relaxed this guy is.
Like, despite how obnoxious the guy filming is.
I can't take any more damage.
But there is absolutely no way to do it.
We went six minutes of this.
I can't do the rest.
Hey, everybody, this is the guy that boned my sister.
He netted out.
And I cannot believe that people found this amusing whatsoever.
But like somebody said in the chat room, Zoomer humor, boys.
Zoomer fucking humor.
I mean, the more fruiter that you act, the better off that you are, right?
Hi.
I'm Leafy.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
What is it?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson had sex with kids.
Press wax in chat if you're waxing your carrot while listening to Ghost.
Carrot, carrot.
No, don't.
Don't listen to this fucking pervert, alright?
Don't listen to this fucking pervert.
Yeah, you're carrot, carrot, Skip this fucking idiot with this fucking stupid carrot.
Shut up, for Christ's sake.
And here's fucking Toeee again.
If she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me.
A quote from Ghost.
I never said that.
This guy's just being a fucking perverted asshole.
All right.
Raiden Snake.
LO Ghost.
I know I'm not as active anymore, but need some advice.
Lately, my girlfriend of two years has for some reason started calling me a pedophile.
All I can think is that's a pretty big word for a 12-year-old.
You're a fucking asshole, whoever the hell donated that.
You're a fucking dickhead.
Why did you laugh, ghost?
What?
I'll have you know, my brother tells me when he is going to fuck his girlfriend so I can jack off in the bathroom.
I'm getting loads of action there.
Oh, my God.
I'm not a loser anymore, Ghost.
When I jerk off, it's like I'm in my brother.
Oh, my God, dude.
Look, that's horrible.
That's fucking horrible.
Do the luxurious showers have mustard gas or chlorine gas?
If so, I am scientific.
Listen, enough, enough of that.
That's a horrible joke.
That's too far.
Okay?
Fucking anti-Semitic bastards.
Let's move on to the next $20, $20 up in here.
Okay?
And this one was requested by Fat Man 1945.
Fat Man 1945 requested this one right here.
And he said, here's a little bit of boomer music, of actual boomer music.
And he repeated, MAGA, MAGA, four more years, Trump 2020, and you're goddamn right.
So let's see what Fat Man requested here.
Lil Peter Gabriel.
I like Peter Gabriel.
This is not one of my favorite songs of Peter Gabriel, though.
You know, Sledgehammer, big time.
You know, that's what we're talking about.
But let's hear this.
Fat Man 1945 requested this one up in here.
And once again, boomer music, baby.
Boomer music here.
A little bit of Boomer music going on.
What does everybody think, huh?
Fucking millennials and you Zoomers out there?
Huh?
And shut up, you don't hear fucking Home Depot, dude.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
I had to listen, have no choice.
I did not rendezvous the information.
Just got to trust imagination.
My heart go red boom, boom.
Oh, look, he's in a cabbage patch.
Grab your things, I'm going to take you home.
Oh, look, he's reminiscing about the old days.
The old days in London, when I went into my garden.
To keep him silent.
Hold on, now, pause this.
When you say boomer music, do you mean music made in the boomer period or music made by boomers?
Both.
If it's the latter, that's a lie.
Both, you fucking dumb fucking ethnic minority immigrant, all right?
Jesus Christ.
I wish one thing I was a murder.
Thomas Albert, we are going to strike this show for this illicit reproduction of the music.
Fuck off, alright, with the fucking Home Depot shit.
Boomer Music Debate00:03:55
Alright?
I'm getting sick and tired of you and your fucking Home Depot meme for fuck's sake, man.
Fuck off!
Jesus, but play this shit.
Play a little bit of boomer music.
What does everybody think about this song in the chat room?
Let's get a little chat assessment here.
Which connection I should curve?
I was feeling part of the seven ribbons.
Himself a cup of tea.
A little bit of cup of tea, yes.
I don't know whether people like this song or not.
But once again, baby, once again, here we are.
This was requested by Fat Man 1945.
Mixed reviews on this song right here.
If you want a genius as it's a classic I agree, dude.
Once again, it's not one of my favorite Peter Gabriel songs.
No one thought that any care.
Sledgehammer were big time, baby, big time.
I tell the fuck the spy off my face felt.
Hey, look, everybody say, Let all the criticism in the chat room.
All the damn criticism and the damn show.
What's up with all the cabbage?
What's up with his point of emphasis on fucking cabbage?
What the hell is this?
I got a cabbage!
All right, all right, there we go.
A fucking cabbage wedding.
All right, I've seen it all now, dude.
I've seen it all now.
All right.
Anyway, thank you, Fat Man1945.
I appreciate it, man.
I'm sure everybody else out there appreciates it.
Cheers to you.
Let's go ahead and get to the next $20.20 bucker up in here.
And this one was requested by Der Wicking.
Der Wicking requested this, and he said, what?
A fat man.
I like my women the way I like my soda, not flat.
Yeah, no shit.
You like big milkers, huh?
They're Fat Man 1945.
I don't blame you, boy.
I don't blame you.
Anyway, the next $20.20 bucker was requested by Der Wicking.
He said, WN is a term Hillary made up, white nationalist.
Richard Gay Jewish wife Spencer and the alt-right are poser nationalist fascists.
Here is some of the history on the melting pot of nationalism.
The goal is ending Jewish communism.
Well, come on, dude.
All right, come on.
I mean, not all communism is Jewish, all right?
Not a lot of Asian companies.
Hitler Multiculturalist00:08:02
It's ironic that one nickname of the millennial generation as echo boomers, just because everyone assumes every millennial's parents happen to be baby boomers.
There are millennials with Gen X parents, too.
You know?
Yeah, well, you know, boomers need, or excuse me, the millennials need somebody to blame.
You know, the millennials are the equivalent of the feminist movement.
All right, even though women are 60, over 65% of the workforce, even though women are the most getting fucking college degrees right now, I mean, they're on top of everything, okay?
They're still bitching and moaning.
That's all there is.
They're still bitching and fucking moaning.
It makes me fucking ill to my stomach.
Anyway, here it is.
Here's a little bit of Der Wicking's request for a $20.20 bucker.
Let's see what the hell what he requested and what he's talking about out here.
Hold on, we gotta listen to an advertisement because it's YouTube, YouTube.
Everybody's doing the YouTube.
All right, now, this is a 29-minute video.
I'm obviously going to play at the most four minutes of it.
So, FYI, here we go, Der Wicking.
Play it.
All right, let's go ahead and play this.
What is this?
Secret World War II history.
Hold on, watch!
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Dude, Toue, whoever the fuck you are, you are a sick fuck.
You know that?
I don't know where the hell you came from, but you're a sick bastard.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
Anyway, World War II, non-European volunteers in Germany work mocked, and Waffen-SS.
All right, what exactly are we trying to elicit from this video?
There were African regiments, I guess, you know, Japanese regiments, okay?
Muslim regiments during World War II, many non-European and non-traditional European volunteers fought in the ranks of German army, both in the Warmacht and in other elite Waffen-SS, but most of their history has been forgotten until now.
Isn't that right?
So what is this?
What are you trying to say?
Are you trying to say that Hitler was actually a multiculturalist?
Is that what y'all are trying to say now?
Jesus Christ, make up your mind, dude.
He was a multiculturalist, old Hitler.
He was a multiculturalist, that old Hitler, eh?
The volunteers from Korea.
Yang pang bang.
Look at that.
Oh, good God.
I mean, Derwicking, what exactly is this supposed to show us?
That Hitler was a multiculturalist for real?
I mean, I don't get it.
I don't get it, dude.
This is what I've alluded to the whole time.
That Hitler was really Jewish and he took control of the Aryan areas of Germany for world conquest.
I mean, he did it for selfish reasons.
He didn't give a shit about the white race.
He just used the white race as a means to justify his imperialistic imperialistic policy.
But now he's a multiculturalist.
So this, hold on, pause this.
So I guess this proves that Hitler liked eating with fucking chopsticks.
Everyone can unite to fight for their race and against communism.
Labeling people who believe in traditionalism white nationalists as feeble-minded.
I have no idea.
Okay, great.
All right.
And what is this?
We got Kans abuser again.
Cannes abuser.
White mart is pronounced Vermach.
I don't give a shit.
All right.
How many dead babies does it take to paint Ghost's house?
Depends how hard he throws them.
Dude, Terwee, go fuck yourself with your sick, demented, perverted mind.
Seriously, man.
But Cairns Abuser, it's pronounced as Vermach since the W tends to be pronounced V. V. That's why there's a running stereotype of the W being pronounced V in the media.
I see.
All right.
Well, thank you very much, Cairns Abuser, for that information.
Let's continue since, you know, Der Wicking did pay a $20, $20, so let's play the rest of this.
You know, I guess I'm proven wrong.
Hitler was a multiculturalist.
Hell with it.
Jesus Christ.
This guy, who knew?
I mean, seriously, who the hell knew?
Who knew?
The Vokish movement was filthy and vile, and the world is better now that real Germany is gone.
Oh, oh, oh, Anton Greaves.
I don't know what to say after that, boy.
Who is that?
Who the hell is this?
That ain't Hitler.
I mean, what is this?
Okay, all right.
I guess what Derwicking has said is that everybody can culturally fight for their own preservation against communism, I guess.
I don't know.
But like I said, it shows that I guess Hitler was an all-around multiculturalist, huh?
When it comes to his imperialistic policies, anybody can join the Waffen-SS, the Gestapo, so long as you oblige the agenda, which is his world domination, old Hitler's world domination.
They had and had volunteers from Don't let away let away let away And look at how they were holding the pistols, by the way.
Look at that.
Look at that.
This is how you do it.
Wendy Falls From Platform00:03:24
Pause this shit.
What?
What is it?
Get Well Sue Wendy.
What is this?
Google Red Velvet Wendy.
She fell from a six-foot platform, broke her hip, wrist and face.
Feels bad, man.
Feels bad, man, feels bad, man.
All right.
Well, we feel bad for fucking Wendy.
All right.
Everything, you know, if she's still alive, it should be okay.
You know, hopefully everything gets better.
All right.
Anyway, let's play a couple more seconds of Derwicking's video so we can move on here.
Remember, this video was requested by Derwicking.
All right.
Hold on, what, what, what?
Orphans play baseball.
They don't know where home is.
Twee, can you fuck off, dude?
Seriously, can you go shove it up your goddamn clogged up colon hole?
And by the way, Chris Johnson for a two buck goes you should get ad block instead of doing the YouTube.
Look, Chris Johnson, to everybody out there, I don't want to rob anybody who's providing content of any kind of content revenue or anything of that nature.
All right.
All right.
By having ad block, you're robbing content creators of potential income.
And I don't want to do that.
All right.
All right.
I don't want to do that.
A couple more seconds of this and we'll move on here.
All right.
I think that's about it.
I think we get the point, Derwicking, all right?
I think we get the point.
Jesus Christ.
And what the hell was this?
German Nazis were doing, well, this looks like, all right, never mind.
All right.
Let's move on.
Thank you, Der Wicking.
I know that you're trying to give other people a perspective of Germany at the time of World War II, but, you know, it is what it is.
Anyway, the next $20, $20 is, hold on, what?
There's Ashley.
Actually, ad block should be considered non-optional because of how badly Google runs its ad monopoly.
Malware is frequently pushed down the network, and Google does nothing.
Ad block keeps your computer more secure.
Oh, well, that's Ashley's perspective there, man.
No shit.
What do you call two black people having sex?
Fucking niggers.
All right, dude, I don't condone what the hell that stupid quasimodo just fucking said, dude.
All right, that's fucking disgustingly racist, and he's a piece of shit.
All right, now the next $20, $20 is requested by the pet Mexican, okay?
And the only reason the pet Mexican is getting his goddamn video played is because people donated to make sure that he got it paid.
Look, the pet Mexican donated five bucks and said, This is something hilarious for you to see, ghost, and it's not racist.
Well, at least it's not against blacks.
I'm a poor Mexican, so I'm begging the chat to contribute to my donation pool towards the video so it can be played.
Pet Mexican Requests Video00:07:08
Please text to speech.
You know, help the pet Mexican.
Thank you.
So, anyway, people actually donated so that the pet Mexican could get his goddamn video played.
So, here it is.
Let's see what the pet Mexican was requesting out here.
All right, once again, the pet Mexican requesting this, and he needs to thank a couple of people out here for donating here.
Hold on, put on put the PC shot on.
What is this shit?
Oh, man!
A little bit of Don Vito.
Hold on.
Will there be RG tonight?
Yeah, there'll be RG tonight, all right?
Just calm your asses down, please, all right?
But anyway, look at that, Don Vito.
Oh, no, no, you're talking about it, we're going to Mexico.
You're not going.
I know Mexican, it's not Mexican, Spanish, and you don't know.
I know Uno Dos Tres Quatro.
That's not going to do any good, and I don't feel like spending my vacation bailing you out of a Mexican prison.
You're not going to.
Hey, everybody's going some Dico.
I should get to go.
I like the Senoritas.
If you can give me some.
Yeah, Molesta La Brestis.
Say it, Vito.
Say it.
Molesta La Brestis.
Spanish Vito sentences, and I'll give you the keys to the Hummers.
We can drive to Mexico.
I'm going to get a Hummer?
If you learn 10 Spanish sentences, then you can have the Hummer.
All right, well, that's a bet.
I know Mexican.
Not every sentence is going to be about food.
Why?
And breast.
All right, Vito.
I'll give you the phrases you have to learn.
And Dico, you can teach him how to speak Spanish.
Ben, what are you going to do if I don't learn the Mexican people language?
You're going to be my pet Mexican.
A pet Mexican?
A pet Mexican?
You'll find out.
Yeah, but I'm learning Mexican with Dico.
The pet Mexican!
Petsalbania fun in Mexico.
Petsalbeña fun.
You're a degenerate.
No, I'm not.
I gotta learn if I can get a hummer.
Do you like my chins?
Do you like my chins?
Te gusta mez barbiras.
Yo.
La quisa cheese tacos chin.
I said not.
Grande silla.
I'm fat like a piñata.
Yo, se gra guro.
What about may I touch your breast?
Onesta la breastas.
Yeah, you got it.
There it is.
Miluesta la breastas.
Come on, come on.
Plose the borders down.
Now's a good time to call Vita.
Yo!
Yo!
The hell are you doing?
I'm getting ready to go to Antonio's.
I'm learning some Spanish words.
What the hell do you do?
Then tell me a sentence.
Tacos.
Runo, dos tres.
Puartos, cinco séce.
Hey, Joe.
All right, well, tell me something else.
Two thousand cheese.
That's English, idiot.
That's those bad words.
I just want a taco phone, go to menu.
They're El Loco.
I'm going to win Hummer as El Biden.
Don Vito.
You're still blabbering.
Now, Don Vito is going to go into a Mexican store.
Yo, hey, un Leo en Sobano.
Go to speak of Mexican.
What are you talking?
Yo, yo, so goodo como un penata.
Is that funny to you?
I'm calling an American ambassador.
No, you're not Mexican.
I made a historical video.
I'll teach you Spanish.
Watch this.
Pause this. Pause this.
What is this?
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
Dude, Tee Wee, dude.
Why are you fucking...
Why are you doing this?
I mean, why are you saying these sick, demented fucking jokes, dude?
RG will only be available towards platinum level members.
Oh, can you shut up?
All right, enough of the stupid fucking membership tears.
All right, shut up.
Let's watch some more some fucking Don Vito RIP here.
I'll give you a call later.
All right, just watch you on us.
One, Uno, two, Uno, Uno.
Next.
Uno Unos, too.
That don't make any sense.
Uno uno.
Gasto.
Gato.
Gacho.
Gacho.
Yo.
Yo.
Do you want the hummer?
See, do you think you're going to win it?
See?
Very good.
All right, here it is.
The big studio.
One.
Uno.
I am fat like a piñata.
Yo, es so gui guto un piant piñata.
I can't believe you, Chai Chester and I. Are you kidding me?
Two.
Tosh.
I made a mess in your bathroom.
Yo, leo sen sobano.
It's close enough.
I can't believe you're gonna be getting this good.
Those are five?
I'd like a Philly cheesesteak, please.
Yo, quisiero.
Philly cheesesteak.
Porpavor.
You have three more left.
Please call the American Embassy.
Yeah, we know this one.
No.
What is it?
You flaming rooster?
Come on.
Yambe?
Embejara Americana?
Porpavor.
That was the best one we ever.
One left.
Dude, you're going to lose your armor.
You're telling me that.
How did you know these sentences?
I went to the Erkson Library.
Library?
The easiest one is the last one.
I finally win one of your hummers, guys.
I can't believe it.
May I touch your breast?
Molesto labrestas.
That's not what it is.
It is.
What is it again?
Oh, Molesto Lobrestis.
You call me the best.
Molesta La Brestas.
That's what it is.
You transient!
You're my pet Mexican.
You're my pet Mexican.
Oh, God.
You guys are nice.
That's nice.
Trained off your hair.
You lost, and now you're my pet Mexican.
Molesto Labrestus.
Oh, my God.
I had saucer in my islands.
Bam is super.
He's a bunch of idiots.
I'm taking the Hummer, babe.
Yeah, he's taking the Hummer anyway.
Just take it, Vito.
Fuck him.
What do you mean?
Does he do the key?
Molesto Labrestus.
Molesto Obrestus.
Sutting you the hell up.
Take the fucking hummus.
There you go.
Take that, bam.
Why is he getting like that?
Smash man, smash this!
There you go.
Look at that.
That was old school right there.
And by the way, pet Mexican.
Where the hell did the pet Mexican?
You know what I mean?
What the hell did that?
Where the hell did that come from?
Anyway, that was requested by the pet Mexican.
I want to say cheers because you were able to get so many people to fucking hook it up with your dono.
And what is this, Asho?
He becomes a pet Mexican, then he gets double-dipped.
This is some serious meme magic.
Next thing you know, he's going to shit his wheelchair.
Yeah, fuck you, Asho.
All right, give me a fucking break.
Go fuck off.
All right, go off.
I'm gonna shit my I'm not in a wheelchair, dickhead.
Anyway, let's move on to the next $20.20 bucker.
How many of these do we have?
Because I don't think we have that many tonight, which is actually rather good.
New Rapper Critique00:03:26
Thank God.
Let's see.
We got one.
We got two.
We got three.
We've got four.
Hold on, hold on.
Five.
I got six, seven.
No, wait a minute.
Is that no, that's not seven.
That's not seven.
So that's seven.
Eight.
That's it, dude.
Eight, eight more.
I think that's eight more.
Eight more.
And then we're moving on.
Maybe we can have ourselves a little bit of early radio graffiti.
Maybe we can have some early stuff.
Thank God.
All right.
So let's go ahead and get these fucking $20.20 buckers over with.
And let's move on.
All right.
Anyway, this next one was requested by Mary Impeachments.
Real fucking funny, you Democrat piece of shit.
They didn't say anything.
They just said Mary Impeachments.
So let's go ahead and see what the hell this is.
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
What is this shit?
What is this?
Mary Impeachment.
Blueface, baby.
What is this?
Damn, scum, back out of the key.
Finesse some motherfucking beats.
Finesse, break the fuck your hoe and tell you how to fucking leave.
Never squeak the hoes.
Oh, get up on my sweep.
Leave.
You can't get your phone back to your Uber in the streets.
Hold on.
What the fuck?
This is like a new fucking rapper or something?
I don't get tired.
Look at my wrists.
It makes me happy.
Oh, man.
Yeah, this is not good, dude.
I'm sorry.
This is not good rap.
Candleweed, I get the highest.
This is not a good rap.
I like it.
I buy it.
Keep it on me.
I die for nine.
I like a time.
But hey, this was posted on December 22nd, 2019.
Take a look at the views.
Take a look at the goddamn views on this son of a bitch.
Man, this is horrible, dude.
This is not a good rap.
Get out.
I just found a fucking beat.
Dropped up here.
We are in Alto BMB.
Hoes peeking.
I ain't even reached my PC.
This is horrible.
I mean, what does everybody think in the chat room?
This is definitely one out of ten, dude.
I've not digged this at all.
I mean, the lyrics suck.
The rap sucks.
The delivery sucks.
How the fuck am I a rapper?
I mean most people are saying this is garbage But you actually got some people that are digging this shit Are you Are you kidding me?
I just found a fucking beat.
This is garbage.
This is straight trash.
This is horrible.
All right, turn this shit off.
That is stupid fucking rap.
Gray Steele Memes Fail00:04:18
Whoever the Mary Impeachments, whoever the hell that fucking name was, that's who donated.
Unbelievably horrible rap music.
Unbelievable, horrible fucking rap music.
That's all I got to say to that, dude.
Fucking horrible.
All right, let's get to the next $20, $20 bucker up in here.
This next one was requested by Gray Steele.
He said something for the meme war effort, Trump 2020.
Let's go ahead and see what he's talking about here.
And what, Tae?
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Oh, Jesus Christ, dude.
I mean, why are you doing this, Tae?
Who the fuck is Tae, by the way?
Anybody know who the fuck Tae is?
The fuck is going on with Tae?
And by the way, what the hell is this, Gray Steele?
Gray Steele requested this.
What is this?
Yiz, I just want you to know that I'm honored to be working for your meme team.
I know you could have had anyone.
Elizabeth Warren.
You chose us to participate.
Actually, you were the only people to show up.
All right, everyone.
Trump has an early start and has cornered the market on memes.
He also has smarter people than us, so we need to work harder.
Now get to work.
Fucking Elizabeth Warren.
Get the hell out of here, Grandma.
I think I got one, Liz.
Here.
Call me, Senator.
Oh my god.
Look at this neck beard forever alone.
It's you with a tomahawk, and you're holding a yellow scalp.
I told you, no Indian memes.
Senator, I think I came up with the perfect meme.
What is it?
It's me with a caption that says, I think we should protest.
People will see my anger, and they will assume it was Trump's fault because he makes everyone angry.
No, no, no!
You all have big leftist brains.
Use them.
We've been working 20 minutes without a soy break.
It's impossible to work under these conditions.
I think we should protest.
Fucking leftism at its finest.
How about this one?
It says, show your hatred for Trump by voting for Liz.
Seriously?
That's not a meme.
It's a campaign ad.
That has stupid written all over it.
Did Joe Biden send you?
I hired you because I thought you were good at meming.
But we're leftist.
Why would you think that we're good at meming?
Because you look like a meme.
That's why.
How about this?
Orange man bad.
Isn't that a meme the right already uses against the left?
It expresses our feelings so accurately.
Oh, Liz, over here.
I think I got one.
Finally, what is it?
It says, Orange man really bad.
Orange man, really bad.
Ah, this is hopeless.
How am I supposed to win the election without memes?
Hmm.
How about the left camp meme?
Vote for us anyway.
Joe really did send you here, didn't he?
As cringy as this is, this is unbelievably accurate.
I mean, this is definitely the left in a nutshell.
Thank you, Gray Steele.
And let me tell you, if you were a member of the damn meme wars in 2016, we definitely need you in 2020, baby.
So go ahead and start meming on these hoes.
Start meming on these leftists.
Start meming on these NPCs, baby.
We need you.
So get on the front lines of the meme wars, baby.
Left Camp Meme Accurate00:12:35
Anyway, that was requested by Gray Steele.
Let's continue going here because we may be able to do this really quick.
Noble Savage requested this one for a $25 bill.
What's going on to Noble Savage?
He's in the house.
And Noble Savage said, what did he say?
He said, let's get Kwanza started.
What do you mean by that, Noble Savage?
Let's get Kwanza started.
What does that mean, huh?
Hold on, let's wait for this advertisement here.
And then we'll go ahead and get to what Noble Savage is saying.
Let's get Kwanza started.
All right, here we go.
Put the PC shot on.
This is by Noble Savage request.
Go ahead and play it.
What is this?
What is this?
SF Club?
What the fuck is this shit?
What the fuck is this crap?
Oh, come on.
Oh, my God.
Let's get Kwanzaa started.
Dude, this is wrong, dude.
Kwanzaa.
This has nothing to do with fucking Kwanzaa.
Dude, this is horrible.
There's gonna be a big head.
Although I'm sure a lot of you people that are in this chat room, your assholes puckered when you heard this fruity shit.
So who's celebrating Kwanza, everybody?
Are you celebrating Kwanzaa?
Happy Kwanzaa!
Gotta go home.
All right.
What kind of song is this?
I mean, I'm a little confused.
Is it black?
Is it Caribbean?
You know, is it Pacific Island?
I mean, what is this?
All right, let's sing it.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
Dude, Toue, who the fuck is Toue?
Who the fuck is this sick fuck?
I mean, I'm not joe.
Who the fuck is this guy, dude?
All right.
Enough of your sick fucking jokes, man.
We're listening to Kwanzaa music right now, you racist son of a bitch.
We're listening to Kwanzaa music.
Let's sing it.
Let's sing it.
Yeah, sing it.
Oh, hold on.
What the fuck now?
You can hear Home Depot.
This comment was posted by an Inner Circle Gold.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
All right, dude, this Inner Circle Gold membership bullshit is going way too far, dude.
Seriously.
All right.
There is no Inner Circle Gold membership.
Do not listen to these people.
These people are just being dickheads for God knows why.
We're listening to fucking Kwanza music, you dickhead.
Play it.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, look at those trash can drums.
Hey, what do you call those Caribbean trash can drums anyway?
And where the fuck can you get those?
Huh?
I mean, if you go to a fucking guitar center, you can't find those things.
Where the fuck do you find those trash can Caribbean drums?
I'm just curious.
I'm just curious.
What?
What?
Music made by a German white man with hired singers.
What?
The people in the video are literally hired minstrels for the white person who made the music.
Are you kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding?
Get the fuck out of it.
That's a damn lie.
Damn lie.
This clearly sounds like black people singing.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah.
All right, celebrating Kwanzaa, a little bit of this music.
Once again, this was requested by Noble Savage.
So I've got to ask the chat room, what does everybody think about this song?
Is everybody celebrating Kwanzaa to this song?
What does everybody think?
Some people like it, Some people are saying gay music.
You know, it's okay.
Lame.
9 out of 10.
Sounds like home game, but Barbara Streisand is better.
Of course, you would say that aesthetic.
Those drums, those trash can drums.
How the fuck do you get those?
Crash can drums.
Hold on, what is this?
Alright, disclose its frustrations, but the rupture of the line shrouding private misery from the digital Panopticon permanently locks these unfortunate souls into a loser identity.
The scrutiny of others authenticates what in private is possibility.
All right, Mr. Maury.
Pia, thank you for cutting pasting or copy pasta and that shit, all right?
Anyway, this is the last part of the song by Noble Savage.
Are people celebrating kung kwans into this goddamn song?
I have no idea, boy.
Gotta go home, home, home, gotta go home to Africa.
All right, everybody, that was Noble Savage who requested that one right there.
Thank you very much, Noble Savage, for hooking it up.
And Fat Man 1945 gave a two-bucker and said they're called steel drums, also called steel pans.
They got a weird fucking sound to it, so that's why I wanted to know what kind of drums those are.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, let's move on, folks.
Let's get to the let's get to the rest of the $20, $20 up in here.
What else do we have?
We've got this next one is by Der Wicking again.
Der Wicking recording.
Did I skip one?
No, it doesn't look like I skipped one.
All right, Der Wicking again.
He said, let's start off this Thursday night metal show, right?
Some bass metal, and I'm not even Christian.
You should appreciate this old school pearls incoming ghost.
All right, let's see what the hell Der Wicking is talking about out here.
He's talking about getting some metal going on out here.
Let's see what kind of metal we've got Der Wicking talking about.
Let's go ahead and play it.
Der Wicking requested this one here.
And hold on, we got to wait.
We got to wait five seconds because of YouTube, YouTube.
Everybody's doing the YouTube.
All right, here it is.
Der Wicking's request, $20, $20.
Let's go ahead and play it here.
Saxon Crusader?
Let's check this out, Derwicking, huh?
Let's check this out.
Let's see if this is metal here.
Let's see if we got a little metal going on here.
All right, hold on, hold on.
Time out.
What?
What was the last thing going through those kids' heads during Sandy Hook?
A bullet.
Dude, Tae, dude, don't donate anymore if you're going to be saying sick fucking shit like that.
I'm not even joking around.
If you're going to be saying sick fucking garbage like that, then don't even bother donating for fuck's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's get back to Derwicking's video request.
Oh, good God, dude, you sick bastards.
Who the fuck is Tae?
Who the fuck is Tui?
Huh?
You're trying to get a little bit of sounds of the old crusades, huh?
Huh?
When the Crusaders would go out and just stab and chop off the heads of wild jehudies.
And this is a song from 1984, ironically enough.
All right, let's get to the music here, Derwicking.
Let's go ahead and do this.
Let's hear a little Saxon Crusader.
Huh?
All right, we get it.
You know, you got some Crusade sounds going on.
You got some horses galloping.
You got some people going, ah, in the background.
We get it.
All right, here we go.
Here's the fucking music.
All right, you got a little fucking little ballad coming in.
A little ball.
You can barely hear the shit.
All right, there you go.
Fucking rock out with your cock out.
There you go!
Not a bad intro, to say the least.
All right, remember, this is 1984 here.
Not bad.
Dan and Dan.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What kind of fucking vocal was that?
Crusader, Crusader.
Let me give it a minute.
Let me give it a minute before I say anything.
Come on, vocal.
Give me something, vocal.
You say the vocal ruins it dude I mean, the vocal ruins it.
I hate to say it, dude.
I'm sorry.
The vocal fucking ruins this shit.
Crusader, the Lord of the Realms.
When marching, we're returning to a landfire.
Somebody in the chat room said stuffed Ozzy Osbourne.
Guitarist Wasted Band00:02:51
I just don't dig this, dude.
I'm sorry.
I don't dig it at all, dude.
It's just, I mean, it's got a decent guitar, got a decent instrumental background.
The fucking vocals, dude.
They just fucking ruined it.
What does everybody in the chat room think?
I gotta hear from you guys, man.
We got three out of ten from Pointexter Rose.
We got Grandfather Viking Metal by Josh.
We got Don't Insult Ozzy with that comparison, my aesthetic.
Not enough Jack Black by Pickaw USA.
Stuff Rob Halford, X-Grang 93.
Guitarist is wasted on this band, killing myself.
4 out of 10, Titan K. 7.5 out of 10, the American Dream.
0 out of 10, Say Reagan backwards.
I'm telling you, not too many people digging this.
Damn, this is just so horrible.
I mean, I have to agree with the person that said guitarist wasted on this band.
I have to do that assessment.
I'll give it another 30 seconds, dude.
All right, because I'm not digging it.
Not too many peeps in the chat room are digging it.
They have a pretty good instrumental right there.
Are they going to go with a solo here?
It's a weak solo, dude.
That's a fucking weak ass solo.
All right.
What the hell?
Alright, here's a solo.
It's an alright solo.
Mexican Hopscotch Song00:15:44
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
What is this?
Did you like any of the 80s synth wave?
Yeah, they were okay.
I mean, as a matter of fact, that's what they were playing in the 80s in the clubs, believe it or not.
A lot of that synth wave shit.
Believe it or not, I mean, yeah, there was a lot of homosexual activity in the 80s because of that synth wave music.
But back then, they didn't cry about fucking equal rights and all this other bullshit, wanting to blur the lines of consent and everything else they're complaining about.
Back then, they just put gerbils in their asses and everything was gravy.
But anyway, Derwicking, thank you very much for that suggestion into heavy metal.
It wasn't something that I dug.
I appreciated the instrumentals on that song, but the vocals were just complete trash, unfortunately, man.
But once again, thank you.
We can agree to disagree on that song, dude.
You know, that's what makes the world go round: everybody has their own perspective and everybody has their own tastes in music and in art and everything else.
So cheers to you, man.
Anyway, let's move on here.
We've got ST Mike the Meme Genie requesting a $20.20 bucker.
And he said, in all seriousness, though, this video of this Democrat socialist speech is proof that they don't care about us.
Well, if you don't know that by now, you know, you ain't going to ever know it, baby.
That's all I'm saying, ST Mike.
If you don't know the Democrats hate America and its people by now, then you don't know shit from Shinola.
All right, let's see what the hell.
Hold on, what the hell is this?
What the fuck?
You fucking asshole.
Look, this is bullshit.
All right.
This, look, this shit is bullshit.
This inner circle gold member crap.
All right.
There is no fucking paywall.
This goddamn troll is going way too far at this point in time.
All right.
Look at this shit.
This fucking troll is going way too far.
And I want you motherfuckers to stop.
All right.
Because now I'm going to look into the chat room.
We've actually got dickheads asking, well, how do I join the inner circle gold member?
I want to be a part of that.
And there is none.
These people are fucking trolling, man.
These people are a bunch of cyber vermin troll terrorist jerk dicks that want to fucking continue trolling and trolling and trolling and getting their fucking rocks off, man.
All right.
I'm done, dude.
All right.
Yeah.
Real funny, ST Mike.
Real fucking funny, dude.
Real fucking funny.
You must be an inner circle gold member to access.
Fuck you.
All right.
Good God, man.
Yeah, real funny.
Anybody laughing at that, engineer, anybody laughing at that, fucking kick them out.
Do you understand me?
I'm not fucking joking.
Anybody fucking laughing at that shit?
Just fucking, just kick him the fuck out.
I'm tired of this shit.
All right.
Fucking ass.
Unappreciative ass clowns is what I've got as fucking fans out here.
Fucking unappreciative dickheads.
All right, let's move on, folks, before I fucking blow a head gasket here.
This next $20.20 bucker was requested by somebody by the name of Prove It Again.
All right.
And they said song Laraspa, LOL, the link has coom in it.
So I don't know what the fuck this is.
So viewer discretion is advised because I don't know what the hell these people are requesting here.
What the hell is this supposed to be for Christ's sake?
Laraspa.
What the fuck is Laraspa?
I mean, the only thing that I know that is called a Raspa is a fucking snow cone.
That's all I know.
You know, that's because fucking Mexicans sell them in every corner out here.
I tried buying the Inner Circle Gold membership, but it said you sold out.
Oh, fuck off.
Oh, real funny.
Real funny, Quasimodo.
Yeah, I tried to buy it, but it said you sold out.
It said that you sold out.
So, all right, let's go ahead.
Let's get to Prove It Again requested this video, okay?
Prove it again.
What?
What?
There's an extra 20 bucks if you let NG take over for the rest of the show.
Yeah, fuck it.
Go go.
This is a ghost show, asshole.
That's my fucking name.
It's my fucking show.
All right, I'm not going anywhere.
And what to we?
Get a kid to stop swinging on the tire swing.
Snip the rope.
All right, Tui.
That's about enough of you.
All right, you sick fuck.
I mean, seriously, you've got mental problems and you're trying to project them on text-to-speech, and I really don't fucking appreciate it.
All right, so just sit there and shut up, all right?
Sit there and shut up.
Let's listen to this request by prove it again.
What the fuck is this?
Just play it.
What is this crap?
Oh my god.
Are you fucking shitting me?
Are you fucking kidding me?!
I don't even know what to say to this.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I have no idea what the fuck to say to this obnoxious shit.
I'm afraid if I say the wrong thing, people are gonna call me racist and shit.
I don't even know what to say.
Are you kidding me?
Are they doing hopscotch?
I mean, what is this?
The Mexican hopscotch song?
What the fuck is this shit, dude?
I don't even get it.
I mean, okay, I appreciate the fucking hot tamale whore bag with the daisy dudes, but I don't get it.
Seriously, dude, are you kidding me?
I mean, this is stupid!
I'm sorry.
I'm afraid to say anything about it because you're going to think I'm racist.
But this is a fucking stupid song.
This is a fucking stupid fucking song.
This is a fucking Mexican hopscotch song.
I think I saw one of those guys blowing leaves yesterday.
Oh, dude, Fox Cloud.
Come on.
I just saw one of those guys fucking blowing leaves.
Dude, just play the rest of it.
To query this to fucking verga.
Ta da, bara, bada.
Ride up your fucking culo.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
My taste in music.
Also, how much for the IC Gold membership?
I'll drop the cash.
You just name the price.
Shishi Mishubishi.
Listen, there is no inner circle gold membership or anything of that nature, all right?
Just don't listen to these trolls, all right?
Just shut, just don't listen to them, dude.
All right, I appreciate the $25 bill, but don't listen to these fucking idiots, all right?
Now let's listen to the rest of this Laraspa song.
This is a disgrace to Mexican music.
I'm not joking.
This is fucking ridiculous.
I mean, this is so stupid, dude.
Who's doing that?
True zombie radio.
Sup Ghost longtime listener here started listening back in 2012 when this song came out.
Oh, yeah?
We'll check it out here in a minute.
They're wicking.
Mexican polka.
The Mexican culture borrows polka from German Mexican immigrants.
You should know Tejano.
Yeah, believe me, I know.
That's why when somebody donated the last show some traditional German music, it sounded like some fucking Tejano bullshit.
You're absolutely right.
But once again, let's listen to the Mexican hopscotch song.
All right.
Al derecho y al revés, te vamos a encargar, es.
This is so stupid, dude.
I'm not even kidding, man.
This is so fucking dumb.
I can barely take it anymore.
The only thing that made that video was that Hot Tamale whorebag and the goddamn Daisy Dukes.
That's it, all right?
Showing off her Latina assets.
That's it.
That's it.
And what it wants?
Why not put Engineer on the air?
He can actually get through an entire show without shitting all over his world.
Fuck you.
Whoever the hell Crippler's dirty wheelchair is, go fuck your mother, dude.
Seriously, all right?
Jesus Christ, you fucking pissed me off, especially you.
You donate all the fucking time.
All right?
Fuck your just fuck off already.
God damn it, you son of a bitch.
Anyway, the next $20.20 bucker apparently is the engineer's choice.
So I don't know what the fucking engineer.
Engineer, I'm going to let you go ahead and throw on something.
They said that it's your choice.
They donated $20.20 so that you can, I don't know, you can have some fucking kind of song or some shit.
All right.
What was that, Engineer?
Did you just, are you putting up something now?
All right, well, hurry up and put something on here.
Now, as the engineer is hooking up something to go ahead and play, let me go ahead and start drinking for Christ's sake, man.
Time flies on this damn channel.
I'm not even joking around.
Every time I do a show, it's like time.
It's just fucking.
Why are you so afraid of the engineer?
Is it because he's the objectively better?
No, look, Fox Cloud23, the reason is, is because he's my employee, all right?
That name, look at what the name of the show is called.
It's called The Ghost Show.
It's my show, all right?
What's the best part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Oh, God.
Toe, man, can you fuck off with these sick fucking jokes?
Jesus Christ, you're a fucking sick person, dude.
All right, dude, before, while the engineer's getting something, I need to get some fucking beer for Christ's sake, man.
What time is it?
It's 11.12.
I need more beer.
That's what the fuck I need, for Christ's sake.
Some goddamn beers going on.
And they're nice and cold, by the way.
And that's the only way you're supposed to be drinking beer.
Nice and cold.
All right, so while the engineer's looking for his video, because somebody donated a $20, $20 for the engineer to listen to a video, I'm going to crack open a beer.
All right.
And I'm going to fill myself up with some piss and fury.
And we're going to continue the damn show.
All right.
Now, luckily, we don't have that many $20.20 buckers today, dude.
So we could be able to do this goddamn radio graffiti probably a little after midnight.
Let's hope.
All right.
Wheelchair symbol ghost pile of poo.
Fucking.
Don't talk to me in emojis, all right?
I soiled myself.
Go, fuck yourself.
How about that shit?
Don't talk to me in emojis.
Don't talk to me in some fucking immigrant language in text-to-speech.
Each and every one of you better talk to me in American, you piece of crap.
That's the only thing I want to hear in text-to-speech is American.
Jesus fucking Christ, you fucking immigrants.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you right now.
Anyway, I've got some beer poured out.
I want to say cheers to all my real fans that are listening out there.
Not you sick-ass demented trolls that want to make my life a living hell, that talk about me, that talk about my family, and all that other bullshit.
I'm talking to my true fans.
What the hell is this?
Todd Street Castle.
Many, many of them.
Oh, God.
Give me my fucking drink.
Let me get some drink here.
I fucking needed that.
I needed that shit.
And by the way, what?
S East site for Reich.
You see, this is what I'm talking about.
And why the hell did you donate $6.66, you Satanist piece of shit?
And why are you talking to me in a fucking immigrant language?
Didn't I just say, did you just fucking hear me?
Talk to me in American, you piece of trash.
I'm not down with all that immigrant crap, you piece of garbage.
All right, by the way, take a whiff of this since you're getting all the fucking acid in my fucking stomach churning up.
Y'all take a whiff of this.
Here, here.
I almost threw open my mouth a little bit because I'm so fucking sick of your asses.
Jesus Christ, you know what?
Hold on.
What?
Fucking Tae!
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Oh, dude.
Don't listen to Tae, alright?
Anybody who's listening, don't listen to fucking Tae here, okay?
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, now, while the engineer's looking for his 20-bucker to play, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna have myself a little bit of tetrahydrocannabinol.
I'm gonna have me a little bit of the grass, the reefer, the marijuana, the poo smoke.
That's what I'm having right now.
So where's my pipe?
Where's my fucking pipe?
Here it is right here.
There's my fucking pipe.
Let me clean this shit out of here.
Goddamn right.
You're goddamn right.
I gotta fucking, I gotta call this Mexican kid that supplies me with reefer out here because I've only got a couple of nugs left.
So I gotta call the Mexican that sells candy apples on the corner.
Tell him to hook me up with a little bit more of the fucking of the reefer out here.
Jesus Christ, I'm running low, baby.
I'm running low.
I'm running low.
All right, hold on, folks.
Let me go ahead and throw a couple of flakes into the pipe here.
Let me go ahead and get a smoke and then we're gonna move on to the rest of the $20, $20, and hopefully we can get these through really quick and have ourselves an early radio graffiti for a change.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, man.
Anyway, here it is.
And by the way, I get that good shit, dude.
I know people were saying that I get like Mexican dirt weed or something.
Uh-uh.
I get this weaponized medical grade shit, man.
You know what I'm saying?
The kind of shit that you can see the crystals in, you know?
What?
Hey, moron.
My name ain't someone.
It's on O'Ron O'Donnell Von.
All right, great.
You immigrant.
Maybe this is the reason why Engineer would make for a much better host than you.
It's my show, Orano, Wanofana.
Fucking up your ass, all right?
It's my fucking show.
It's the ghost show.
It's not the Engineer Show.
It's my fucking show.
I have had an illustrious 12-year internet broadcasting career.
Alabado C. El Diablo smoke weed or day.
Engineer Show Insults00:15:48
What the fuck did you just tell me, you fucking immigrant?
Didn't I tell you to talk to me in fucking American?
Inner Circle Gold.
To purchase your chair.
No, listen.
Everybody, I don't have an inner circle gold memory.
Don't listen to these fucking morons, alright?
The ass slunkers.
So what you're saying is you use Mexican child labor to get your weed.
No, that's not what I'm saying, you idiot, all right?
Saying that there's a fucking Mexican.
What is this?
Mada a los Negros.
Well, I see.
I knew you were a fucking immigrant, goddamn Nafara.
What did I tell you?
You were an ethnic minority.
I fucking knew it.
Many, many of them.
Subghost going to switch it up a little if you don't mind here.
Some Mexican music.
I like the beat of the song.
What?
Are you kidding me?
Train love?
You're going to request some Mexican music?
And hey, what the fuck is this?
K, look at this.
This fucking idiot just fucking threw his fucking fingers down a bunch of gibberish.
And what did you think that the text-to-speech broad was going to say?
All right.
Anyway, as I was stating, the Mexican kid is not a kid.
All right.
He's in his teens.
All right.
And he's selling candy apples for his fucking heroined out parents.
So I think that I'm helping the community by giving him some business by, you know, scoring my tetrahydrocannabinol from him.
That's all I'm saying.
Oh, uh, oh, goo, a Hapa Aga, a J-U-H-I-C-A-N-C-A-N-A-N-A-N.
Don't make fun of the fucking engineer, dude.
Don't make fun of the fucking engineer, dude.
All right, leave the engineer alone.
Seriously, leave the goddamn engineer alone.
If you're going to fucking pick on me, that's one thing.
If you're going to talk about me or talk about my family, that's another.
Leave the engineer alone, you shithead, all right?
All right, let me go ahead and smoke some of this tetrahydrocannabinol, all right?
And once I do that, we're going to get on with the show here.
So let's go ahead and do this.
Alright, here we go.
Gotta hold it in.
Gotta hold it in and hit the marine, dude.
You don't want to hit the brain, for Christ's sake.
You got to hold it and let it hit the brain.
Oh, shit.
I didn't say that, bro.
Run, metal, shoot, numphucky, whole star, M-M-A-K-H-A-O-Y, wheelchair, hambone, yo, and rail to F- UGH!
Pectum wheelchair symbol, ghost pile of poo grinning, squinting face.
Oh, God.
What the fuck is Romulan star ammo?
What the fuck did you?
What are you saying, dude?
What are you fucking saying, man?
Please excuse me, folks.
And for whatever reason, every time I smoke tetrahydrocannabinol, the first time I smoke it, the fucking the mucus starts coming out my orifices, dude.
So I need a fucking tissue.
Give me a fucking tissue for Christ's sake.
Please excuse me.
I'm going to, I'm going to blow my nose here.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Please excuse me again, folks.
All right.
All right.
I'm feeling better now.
I'm feeling better.
Let me chug this beer.
What is this?
The Ultimate Max Spider 75.
He said, hey, Wheels, long time no see.
I wanted to say that I won't be going to your live every Tuesday and Thursday because I have school times.
See you, Wheelser.
Well, I hope that you're actually trying in school and not being some fucking butt monkey, you know, trying to skip school or trying to be some jerk dick.
So, yeah.
Cheers to you, Ultimate Max Spider 75.
What is Don't Come spring?
I am coming for your wife, bitch boy.
Don't remind me of that, dude.
Do not fucking remind me of that.
I don't even want to just don't remind me of that.
And if you've been listening to the show, you know what that means.
That's all I'm saying.
Let me stop.
Let me just have another fucking drink.
You got these fucking coomers out here, these fucking cheesehole chompers, you know, these pug pullers out here talking massive garbage.
So Jesus Christ.
You should have seen the plume of smoke that I just blew out.
It's unbelievable.
Gas El Judio and La Silla Derudis.
Hey, Billy, F, you, what are you?
A Mexican, dude?
I thought you were a white piece of trash.
You're a Mexican.
And what the hell is this, K?
What the fuck did you just say?
The shekels can be even dearer, friends, especially when you have many of them.
All right, fuck off, all right?
Homeland Security 2 to fuck you.
Whoever the fuck did that, dude?
Fuck you.
I will never forget that.
All right.
I will never forget that shit.
Give me my fucking drink.
I already finished with that beer, boy.
I need more beer.
I need fucking more beer, folks.
Okay?
I'm drinking like a sailor today.
Well, I shouldn't say a sailor for Christ's sake.
I mean, that's a bad connotation.
I'm drinking like a fish.
Let's put it that way.
All right.
And by the way, folks, I am going to be broadcasting this New Year's Eve, okay?
And we are.
What?
Fucking Tae?
What?
If a midget with Down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
Oh, my God.
Tae, are you fucking kidding?
Pornicophilia is the fetish of having small insects, like ants, crawl on your genitals, even enter the orifices until sexual arousal and climax is reached.
Who gives a fuck, Gino?
WHO GIVES A SHIT?!
Now that crash Mrs. Ghost was in was pretty nuts, am I right?
And fuck you, whoever the hell's name is Ralph Retort, alright, w- Whatever, all right?
That wasn't fucking funny, all right?
Jesus fucking Christ, you guys, man.
You know what?
Just for that, I'm fucking smoking more fucking tetrahydrocannabinol, all right?
I'm smoking more grass, I'm smoking more reefer, I'm smoking more poo smoke, motherfuckers, all right?
You sit there and shut up and like it, and eat it.
We smoke some more, boy.
That's it.
You gotta hold it in.
Gotta hold it in, let it hit the brain, dude.
If you don't let it hit the brain, you're wasted.
You're just wasting it.
All right, I feel better now.
I feel better now.
Hey, engineer, do you got your fucking, you know, do you have whatever it is that you got queued up there?
Do you got it queued up?
Yeah, all right.
Now, somebody by the name of who is this guy's name?
Prove it.
Excuse me, it wasn't prove it again.
It was Orano Donovan.
The guy who just fucking donated said that, I don't know how his name or whatever.
Orano Donovan.
Okay, what?
What?
Doesn't Mrs. Ghost complain when you fill your trailer with pot smoke?
Well, actually, you know what I use?
I use the little toilet paper holder.
You know, you put a.
I'm not shitting you.
It works, okay?
You put that fabric softener sheet sit, you know, that fabric softener shit that you put in the dryer.
You put it on one side.
You make sure to kind of put a rubber band around it.
And you exhale out of it.
And believe it or not, it actually works.
Excuse me.
It doesn't.
Nobody knows I'm a pot smoker.
All right.
They come into my house and they don't even see it.
Who the fuck is this?
What is it, Kay?
Hold on.
Why didn't that?
Why didn't that go through?
Play that.
Play it again.
Play K's again.
Do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
Oh, dude, Tale, dude.
Come on, dude.
Are you shitting me?
Oh, no wonder you just fucking spam, Kay.
Yeah, ghost needs more dick.
Ghost needs more dick.
Oh, yeah, go fuck off.
All right, fucking K. Who the fuck is K-by-I haven't seen you around any taco bars since our last meeting?
My chips need some more dicks.
Yeah, fuck you.
Whoever the fuck donated that, all right?
Anyway, listen, I think the engineer has got his video that Arano Donovan said that it's engineer's choice.
So do you got it, engineer?
All right, go ahead and play whatever the hell you're gonna play.
Jesus Christ.
I'm a nigger.
I'm a nigger.
Wait, what the fuck is this shit?
I'm a nigger.
Chicken and kool-aid.
What the fuck, engineer?
When I get in the bullish, they got my ass is crowned.
What the fuck?
White friends invite me, they'll know I'll be drowning.
Try to get my god, but I was still drowning.
Dead nigger, dead nigger, dead.
Oh, come on, man.
When I get hit up, I forgot.
Oh, my God.
Why did my white friends invite me?
They'll know I'll be drowning.
Try to get some lessons, but I engineer.
Why, man?
I went to the pool with my friends, and they told me if I start to slip away, they would help and hold me.
But they asked me to the end.
So I went chasing after them like a gay man.
I started to feel my feet slip away from the ground.
What the fuck?!
My smile changed from happy to a frown I didn't know anybody else a new nigga in town They didn't help my coon as they cried and pleaded Oh my god, dude, this- This is horrible.
Alright, turn this shit off, dude.
We gotta turn this shit off.
This is fucked up, dude.
Whoever, I mean, engineer, come on, man.
Oh, my God, dude.
Oh, my God.
And look, it's fucking Taleen.
But then my Koonas remembered I was on the south team.
So I realized, open my eyes, that shit wasn't me.
I was so happy, I let out a high-pitched scream.
My wife came over and they were like, okay, just to let you know, we're members of the KKK.
So they took me by the legs.
What the fuck am I listening to?
What is this garbage?
Why did Morgan Prevent say that I was a fool?
Those five niggers threw me in the pool.
They are cruel.
But the lifeguard saved me because they did follow the rules.
They said no diving in the corner.
Riddle bitch nigga.
So they went away laughing and killing me like some cheek.
That was the day I unboxed.
You'll never catch.
With this ruckus out, I master Nick.
I hold the crown.
So we can escape.
Aesthetic.
Oh man, god damn.
A loomed Saudi Arabia ghost behind a lol Jersey City lol, flooded Texas lol ghost wheelchair lol Alright, turn this shit off dude, turn this shit off engineer.
Turn it off!
Now, I listen, the engineer picked that.
I have no idea why the fuck he has this fixation of these warped, fucking politically incorrect songs to politely put it.
What the fuck is your problem, engineer?
You're lucky somebody paid a $20, $20 bucker for that, for Christ's sake, all right?
And by the way, we had a whole bunch of donos here.
Hold on, just Jay Galt.
Greater than relies on cheap immigrant labor to keep his degenerate drug habits affordable in his trailer park.
Fuck you.
No wonder Ghost doesn't make Israel great.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fucking jagal.
And by the way, we had a dono by butter heart attack, which is bullshit because a stick of butter a day keeps the doctor away as far as I'm concerned.
Billy F.U. said, hey, Baguette, I forgot that this is your native language and started talking to me in Hebrew like a fucking racist, anti-Semitic jerk ass.
Towee had one of his one sick ass goddamn fucking disgusting fucking jokes.
What do you call a Down syndrome that was a person with Down syndrome that was hit by a car?
Mashed potato.
All right.
Then we got Kush Connoisseur with a $20.20 bucker.
And then we got the N-wordler that said nothing but a bunch of racist crap.
And then K, he did the same goddamn thing.
And now with Gagalt, 1776, that was the last dot goddamn fucking dono for Christ's sake.
All right, now that we're caught up, man, I'm sorry, folks, for that song.
This fucking engineer has a fixation with like, you know, being risque, you know, racially or something.
Are you a fucking racist engineer?
No, man.
Well, then what the fuck?
Jesus Christ, my apologies, folks.
We are not racist on this broadcast.
We are a melting pot of friendship, okay?
And everybody out there knows it.
I have had at least, we're going on 13 years of an illustrious broadcasting internet career, and everyone knows that I am a melting pot of friendship.
It's just unfortunate that we have a bunch of contingent of folks that listen to the broadcast that are, you know, fucking disgustingly fucking racist that are trying to, you know, correlate me with their disgusting filth.
All right?
So let me continue going here, folks, because we got a lot.
Here's Satan.
Here's saying.
Sorry, not sorry, ghost, for the donation last broadcast.
I did say that that was the type of shit that we have to deal with down here in hell.
So you can't say that I didn't warn you.
Well, it was fucked up, Satan.
All right.
That was a horrible cartoon.
It sucked a cock with it.
And even though you donated $100 the last broadcast, that fucking donation sucked a cock with it.
No, no, no, no shit.
No bullshit.
But anyway, thank you for the $100, Satan.
We really do appreciate it.
Anyway, let me move on, folks.
My apologies once again.
The engineer chose that song.
He's got a couple of problems.
It's obvious.
Okay.
He's got some kind of political, correct, racial problem.
Why?
I have no idea.
But anyway, let's get to the next $20, $20 bucker for Christ's sake.
All right.
This next one was by Derwicking.
And I don't know if this is the real Derwicking, but he said, Ghost Docs confirmed the Flim Flam.
This is the actual man.
All right.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What is this?
Oh, you fucking ass.
Fuck you, first of all.
Cop Jokes Go Wrong00:15:14
And secondly, 27-year-old Army vet Stephen Buchanan has a dinky note.
Fuck off.
Ghost docks.
You want to show you around?
When he tries to lure her into his car.
You say, Sharp, if you don't prank it, you go home and I'll leave.
From our control room, I'm watching our songs.
I mean, fuck off, dude.
This is not even funny comparing this sick, demented fucking pervert to me.
Steven, I'm going to need to talk to you for a minute.
Please come in.
Come on.
Unbelievably, Buchanan comes inside to talk.
I take him into the kitchen and grill him.
Why don't you take a seat right over there?
What was on the agenda tonight?
I was, honestly.
I was just gonna.
Ah, I don't know.
Where?
Fairfield.
Fairfield.
That's it.
And what exactly were you going to show her?
The beach.
The sites to go to.
So you're the welcome wagon here in Fairfield.
You're just going to do a favor for a 13-year-old girl.
As I'm questioning...
Busted.
Busted, dude.
What happened was when my cousin came.
Right.
She did the same thing.
When your cousin came, she did the same thing.
What do you mean?
What's this?
An older person.
An older person came over and showed your 13-year-old around town.
And what happened in that case?
She got assaulted.
She got assaulted.
I was in the army.
Oh, Obama's army.
You were in Obama's army.
I guarantee goddamn team.
Former military and still in the National Guard, right?
Yes.
Oh, my God.
Come over and show this 13-year-old girl around so she'd be safe.
This guy's in the fucking National Guard.
Good God.
I'm telling you the truth, sir.
Telling the truth.
Hold on, pause this.
What do you call a Down syndrome that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
Dude, you just said that, Toue.
All right, you just said that.
When I am done with Onijin, you're next.
Well, fuck it.
Fuck off, Chris Hansen, alright?
All right, you're just trying to fucking.
You're trying to leech now.
That's what you're trying to do.
But whatever.
What is all this for?
All right.
Back and forth.
If Chris Hansen wants to interview me, we'll think about it.
You know you're going to shower with me Thursday night.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
The best part is that Chris Hansen doesn't even need to ask Ghostler to take a seat you Crippler's dirty wheelchair you fucking idiot Trump's National Guard.
I bet this guy likes the squirts.
Dude, Trump has revitalized our military boy.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
All right?
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
And the reason Chris Hansen wants to interview me is because he's interviewed all the streamers on YouTube.
I mean, he's made a whole segment about that.
I don't know if you've been seeing it, man.
It is what it is.
Especially when there are many, many of them.
Hey, Engineer, you did fantastic.
If you ever did a show weed, I'll watch it.
Don't encourage him, dude.
EX, if you would ditch ghost for NG in a heartbeat.
Don't encourage him.
We have another open choice video.
And by the way, hey, Ghost, your autism is showing.
Yeah, fuck you, bitch.
All right, go fuck you, all right?
Fuck you.
Let's play a couple more of this show and we're moving on.
I'm doing you up and down.
Derwicking requested this saying that this was my docks, which was a bunch of shit.
Then I'm going to have you ride me, babe.
Oh, come on.
Blank your blanks.
Did you send her any pictures of yourself?
Then you talk about actually having sex with her and Skyping it to an ex-boyfriend.
Now, that doesn't exactly back up your story about being the protector of Fairfield County, Connecticut, does it?
I'm listening.
There's a horrible lapse in Chatter County.
A horrible lapse in judgment, dude.
You need to be put in jail for even doing something like this.
Understand what it was that really brought you here tonight.
I haven't been the same sincerely to Iraq.
Where were you in Iraq?
Camp Moraz.
You saw.
He's blaming the war.
Yes, sir.
He's blaming the war.
I don't know.
I do have problems with Satanite.
That's very common for returns.
I get that.
I've never been to war, so I can't pass judgment on PTSD or any long-lasting effects.
I can't.
Listen, pause this.
I understand post-traumatic stress disorder, but you can't justify that because you're, you know, you're a pedophile.
You can't do that.
That's just no fucking way.
No fucking way.
To trying to.
Hold on, I'm pause this here.
Here, ghost, have some kraut rock.
Kraut rock?
All right, we'll take a look at it there, Foxcloud.
All right, everybody, calm down to the donations.
All right, we're getting a whole boy.
We're getting back down.
Why did the Downs kid get expelled?
He was always tardy.
Dude, Tawe.
Dude, listen.
You're getting a little fucked up with your jokes and shit.
And I don't know why you're doing it, but I'd like for you to please fucking stop.
Alright, Jesus, fucking hell.
All right?
Just stop.
Just stop.
Did you have these thoughts before you were in Iraq?
No.
Never.
And how many times have you done this?
Honestly?
Honestly.
It's my first.
Your first time.
Bullshit.
Honestly.
The problem is.
Oh, honestly.
in a very similar way to a girl named Brittany posing as a 13-year-old.
I have that chat, too.
That's I understand.
Uh-oh.
You just lied to me.
You just lied, you idiot.
This is Bailey tonight.
This is my first time doing it on a chat site.
And you decided to come visit Bailey tonight.
Why?
Did you bring condoms?
No, I did not.
But your intent seems pretty clear from this discussion you've had.
Yes, but then I told her after I thought about it again, I told her we weren't going to do nothing tonight.
Your intent is.
Can I show you on?
I don't want you to reach in your pocket, which means can you reach in?
What pocket?
All right, all right, hold on, pause this.
K-T-W-E-I wanna make jokes like that?
Hold my Marlboro Reds.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a flaming wheelchair?
Hot potato.
Look, don't start encouraging each other.
Don't start challenging each other with these sick, perverted jokes.
That's the fucking last thing that this show needs right now, okay?
That's the last thing this show needs.
So stop the shit.
Cut the shit.
That's the last thing that this show needs right now.
So cut the fucking shit, alright?
I found your legs when I was out in the rice fields this morning.
Yeah, fucking shit, Charlie.
Yeah, real fucking funny Charlie.
All right, go fuck off, man.
Let's just finish watching this and shut the fuck up.
It sounds like somebody who's trying to create some kind of a plausible excuse.
This is just a lonely neckbeard who's.
Listen, listen, listen.
Why is he here?
I mean, this is the qualities I was telling most of you guys that are virgins that are over the age of 18.
He's an ugly-looking son of a bitch.
He's not in the best shape.
And he has the personality of a goddamn fucking cardboard box.
None of this is going to equate into a woman dropping trowel.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
So the police station.
Well, there's something else that you need to know.
I'm Chris Hansen.
And this is an investigation called Hanson vs. Predator.
Is there anything else?
Is there anything else you want people to know about your situation?
Yeah, no shit.
What else do you want people to know?
Don't do what I did.
And you're going to try to get some help?
Yes.
Yeah, get some help.
I mean, get the fuck out.
Go to prison.
Go to prison.
All right.
He walks out.
He gets busted by the cops.
We get it.
All right.
Better check your trees before bed, baby, less than three.
Fuck off, Charlie.
All right.
Fuck off.
That's not even funny either.
Fucking Charlie.
All right, let's move on.
All right.
Thank you, Derwicking, even though you were claiming that was me.
And by the way, I missed a capitalist Chris dono at two bucks.
Girls can sense confidence as easily as they can sense self-doubt.
Girls don't want bitch boys who can't stick up for themselves because if you can't stick up for yourself, then you can't stick up and fight for them.
And that's very accurate there, Capitalist Chris.
And we just got one by Sunburst Unicorn.
Why do all these pedophiles look fucking ugly?
This one looks like he's got a little bit of the downs.
Well, this is what I'm telling young men right now that are virgins that are over the age of 18.
You're either ugly as hell, you're fat, or your personality sucks.
And if you have all three of these, then you need to make a change in yourself because I'm telling you, women don't want to drop Trow to some fucking ugly, no personality-having jerk-off that literally plays video games all day and watches anime porn.
Okay, nobody, no woman is going to be attracted to that.
I want every one of you anime lovers to know that no woman is going to be like, hey, you like anime?
Oh my God, so hot.
No one is going to do that, okay?
Unless you get some young, dumb whore who you pay for.
That's it.
Unless you pay for them, they ain't going to like that shit.
Unless you pay for them.
That's all there is to it.
It's all there is to it, dude.
Anyway, let's move on here.
We've got, what is this?
Suchiami Il Cazo?
All right, I don't know what the Suchiami Il Kazoo.
I don't know what the hell that means, but that's the name of the next person that donated the $20.20 marker.
What you know about it?
What do you call a person with Down syndrome that's born in Alabama?
Stephen Hawking's inbred American relative.
What did I tell you, dudes?
Please stop doing that, all right?
Stop doing that, please, all right?
Type hang to hang pedophiles.
Well, I can agree to that.
I can definitely agree to that.
I'm not even bullshitting around.
All right.
Anyway, here it is.
Suchiami Il Cazo.
And by the way, put the PC shot on.
I've seen this guy around the internets.
Who is this fucking guy?
And why is he popular on the internet?
Okay.
Anyway, this Martin Cabell.
Who the fuck is this guy?
And why do people care about this fucking immigrant?
I don't get it.
All right.
I don't get it.
Tokahina.
No.
Flower.
Somebody just asked me why I hate the military.
I don't hate the military.
I think it's very beneficial for the military to understand why people want to murder active duty service members and where terrorist organizations get their money.
Because a lot of people in the military are you fucking putting you in the wheelchair.
Is there an address I can send some rice as I am?
Sorry, gift.
Fucking fuck you in your rice bowl, you idiot.
Anyway, I saw this guy in a video.
This is not one of them.
I saw this guy in a video.
Apparently, somebody sent the cops to his house.
And apparently, you know, it wasn't your traditional swatting because traditionally, when you get swatted, you know, the cops come over, you're like, oh, somebody just fucked around on the internet or whatever.
And, you know, they come in, they realize nobody's getting hurt and they leave, right?
Well, with this guy, apparently they've had a lot of reports with this guy.
And when this guy got swatted, they wanted to make, they didn't want to leave.
They were asking this guy major questions.
And then this guy threw the autism card at the fucking cops.
That's the clip I saw.
This fucking guy.
Well, you know, I got autism.
And, you know, my autism sometimes, you know, goes out of control.
And sometimes you guys are called over here.
I mean, are you fucking kidding me with this fucking piece of fucking immigrant trash?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Whoever this guy is, tell him I said, fuck you, okay?
Seriously.
And he's a waste of human life if he's going to play the fucking autism card.
Fucking first time I've ever seen that shit before in my life.
Some fucking well-built Mexican claiming the autism card.
Jesus Christ.
Aren't the smartest tools or sharpest tools in the shed?
Right?
If active duty service members are being stationed overseas to fight cartels and terrorist organizations that are buying weapons to kill them, and I'm a member of the military stationed in the States buying hookers and blow from that organization that is using that money to buy weapons to kill my brothers overseas and I'm over here doing shit to women and children in my community,
creating the information those organizations need to get new recruits to kill my brothers that are stationed overseas.
It's very beneficial for my brothers overseas to connect those dots.
Jesus Christ.
You know, spoken like a true fucking immigrant, dude.
Spoken like a true fucking immigrant.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Oh, and now you're getting racist now, Toue, huh?
Now, now you're going to get fucking racist for Christ's sake.
How do you circumcise Ghost?
Kick his granny in the jaw.
How did the audience lose his virginity?
He dropped a staple gun and nailed himself.
Oh, my.
Why are Chinks depressed?
They have dog for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
I guess they all have dog days.
Nigger.
Man, Duva, you're one of my blacks, dude.
You're fucking black, and you're saying this, man.
You're fucking black.
You're fucking black, and you're saying this shit.
All right, enough.
All right, let's move on.
Jesus Christ, Duva.
Fake 80s Disco Vibes00:11:30
All right, where are we at?
I got to keep going, folks.
All right.
I got to keep going with these $20, $20 up in here.
All right.
And by the way, stop flexing your fucking nuts out here.
And by the way, patiently waiting.
I skipped a $2 bill dono from patiently waiting.
Hope everyone has a great night.
Shout out to the chat and the show.
Salisbury Hill is a favorite song and a good show.
Here's another.
What do you call a field of kids with Down syndrome?
Cabbage Patch Kids.
Look, we're not doing this tonight, dude.
Come on, man.
I mean, Christmas Day was yesterday.
What the fuck?
That kindred spirit that you all felt yesterday didn't translate into today.
I mean, you know, the end of the year, the end of the decade is coming along.
And you assholes didn't get any kind of kindred spirit that'll prevent you from being such obnoxious dicks.
Oh my God, man.
I don't know what to fucking say, dude.
I mean, you guys, you just never cease to amaze me.
That's all I got to say.
Never fucking cease to amaze me.
All right, let's get to the next $20, $20 up in here.
And this one was requested by the 20-year-old boomer.
He said, Did you like any of the 80s synth wave?
And yeah, I mean, you know, they played it in the clubs in the 80s.
You know, it was pretty fucking decent to say the least.
Anyway, the 20-year-old boomer requested this.
And I don't know what the hell this is, for Christ's sake.
Hold on, let's go ahead and wait for the advertisement because it's YouTube, YouTube.
Everybody's doing the YouTube.
Anyway, once again, the 20-year-old boomer requested this.
What is this?
Uh-oh.
A little bit of 80 Synth, huh?
A little bit of 80 Synth music in the house.
Who's got the Yayo?
Huh?
Who's got the Yayo?
Maybe someday.
I'm just saying, hey, look, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding about the Yayo.
I'm telling you, this is the way it was in the 80s, baby.
Oh, yeah.
Who's dancing 80s style to this?
Huh?
Who's got the yayo?
The name dipped this scorching.
Yeah.
Hey, the 80s was the time when women would let you do yay-yo off their breasts.
I'm in the club.
Please buy.
Yeah.
I'm dancing.
I'm dancing.
It's the 80s.
Yay-yo is overwhelming.
Smoking a joint inside the damn club.
Women are loose with themselves.
How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
Put floss over their eyes.
Hey, Teewee, you fucking got that for me, you dickhead.
All right.
Now you're ripping me off.
All right.
Now you're ripping me off, Tui.
All right, you're losing it, man.
You're losing it.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, listen, I was fucking dancing here before this asshole.
Fucking put it back on.
Here.
Yeah.
Smoking a little bit of wreather.
Do a little bit of yay-yo off a chick's ass.
Yeah.
What is everybody in the chat room?
Think about some classic 80s new scent.
Here, let me smoke it now.
Let me blaze it up now.
Pretend we're in the fucking 80s disco.
What hit the brain?
People in the chat room are jamming to this.
Yeah.
People in the chat room are jammin' to this shit.
Shit.
Too much yayo.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I was so kidding.
Maybe I win.
Everybody's digging.
People are getting down to this in the chat room.
Maybe I'll win.
We're getting down, baby.
WE'RE GETTING DAMNED CLUB HERE!
Hey, bartender, come over here.
All right, give everybody a round of drinks and put it on Cannes Abusers tab, all right?
Hold on, come back.
Hold on, somebody, somebody, was that you again, Tae?
I was just buying a round of drinks and putting it on Cannes Abusers tab.
Here, replay his donut.
What the fuck did you say?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang?
A boomerang comes back.
Ah, jeez.
You know what?
I forget.
I'm sorry I repeated the fucking dono for fuck's sake.
Jesus Christ.
All right, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I repeated the dono.
On that note, I need more beer.
Jesus Christ.
Get some more beer up in here.
You guys are getting really fucked up.
I'm telling you all this right now.
Y'all are getting really fucked up.
All right.
So get this out of here.
Get this out of here.
Anyway, thank you very much, 20-year-old boomer.
And yes, you know, we listened to that in the clubs back in the day, man.
Back in the old school, a long time ago.
Damn, can you believe it's about to be 2020?
It's going to be another decade, man.
Jesus Christ, it's hard to believe.
Anyway, let's continue going.
We've got Sushi Mishubishi requesting this one for a $25 bill who said, this is my taste in music.
Oh, what, Jay Galt?
Engineer and at 2E show now.
Hashtag kick ghost.
Oh, fuck, fuck you, Jagalt.
All right, go fuck yourself.
This is the Ghost Show.
It will always be the Go Show.
It's my fucking name.
So go shove it up your ass.
Arano Donovan.
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get them down?
Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
Dude, listen.
All right, look, this is enough.
All right.
Y'all are getting fucking dirty, raw, and racist.
And I don't want to have anything more to do with this shit.
All right.
Seriously, shut the fuck up.
Okay, everybody in here, just shut the fuck up.
Oh, my God, dude.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghost, I wanted to share a new drink recipe I came up with.
What?
I call it Mansinth.
It's where you take a glass of absinthe and cum into it and drink.
Yeah, internet butt stalker.
I should have known that.
Internet butt stalker.
Especially.
Britbom capitalist.
More content from the Britbong Capitalist.
He's even richer after the UK election.
Well, you know, because y'all have got a conservative government in there, man.
You're not going to be taxed to death for fucking bullshit.
Cheers to my brethren from across the pond out there in the UK as well.
All right.
Shushi Mishubishi said this is his taste in music or her taste.
And also, how much for the IC Gold membership?
There isn't one.
Don't listen to these fucking trolls.
He said, I'll drop the cash.
You name the price.
Need to filter out the plebs.
I could agree to the latter part, by the way.
Anyway, this is requested by Sushi Mishubishi for a $25 bill.
Go ahead and play it.
All right, this is looking a little weird.
This is already looking a little weird.
What the fuck?
What?
Psycho What?
What the fuck?
This was put out on December 23rd It's already got almost 25 million views.
Margo's Barrage.
Why did Volkswagen switch to making electric vehicles?
Because they don't want to reveal they used Jews to power their older vehicles.
Dude, come on.
Dude, come on, dude.
All right?
Come on.
Anyway, did y'all see this?
Genova, seriously, you gotta stop, dude.
December 23rd, 2019, there's almost 25 million fucking hits on this stupid fucking garbage.
I mean, do that many people like this fucking Tuna Fish music?
And dude, they're literally ripping off Beyonce.
I mean, this is literally an Oriental Beyonce session.
Get these coin slot eyed chinks off the goddamn stream.
Also, type E for Engineer Show.
Fuck off.
Don't call me Ghostler on YouTube, asshole.
All right.
Play some more of this fucking tuna fish.
What?
Oriental Beyonce Session00:03:05
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw them down the stairs and see what kind of sounds they make.
To wee.
Look, enough, Tae.
All right.
Seriously.
I think that we've had enough of your sick demented humor.
And it's fucking ridiculous, grotesque, and horrid.
So just shut the fuck up already.
We're listening to these fucking tuna fish broads.
I mean, this is literally every black chick artist in an oriental-fied form right here.
This is literally all the fucking.
I mean, this is disgusting.
This is just disgusting.
All right.
Apparently, these are Koreans.
Korean women.
I'm sorry.
You know, this is something that I just don't take at all.
But then again, it's hard for Orientals to be original.
We need to know All right, well, I gotta let it go because Sushi Mishubishi donated a $25 billion.
All right, I think that's enough.
We got it.
All right, yeah.
Cream of some young hoa.
We get it.
All right.
Cream of some young hoa.
Cream of some young hoa.
We get it.
Anyway, thank you, Sushi Mishubishi, for enlightening us on your taste of music.
I know some people like to do that.
It's very interesting to say the least.
Let's continue on.
Thank you, Sushi Mishubishi.
Cheap Ass Waffles00:06:32
This next one was requested by True Zombie Radio.
What the fuck is this?
Music like this makes me wonder if Japan fucking up Korea was such a bad thing after all.
I don't know.
I'm not no comment, all right?
Okay, seriously, last one.
What's a nine and seven letter word for two Japanese bakers?
Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Jenova, come on, dude.
Come on.
K-pop is state-sponsored pornography.
Pornography is illegal in Korea, so the government heavily invests and promotes K-pop as an alternative so incels don't gun down people in the streets.
No shit, I didn't know that they're Tim McCrab.
Here's Tim McCrab trying to put the 411 on the truth on why all this K-pop shit is being projected out here.
It is rather creepy that they're trying to make these little girls look younger than they are, actually.
And, you know, I completely understand where Tim McCrab's coming from.
I don't like it.
I'll tell you that right now.
Anyway, True Zombie Radio requested this one here, and he said that Sub Ghost, longtime listener here, started listening back in 2012 when this song came out.
All right, well, let's see what song you're talking about, True Zombie Radio.
Let's see what the hell this is.
And of course, we got to wait for five seconds because of YouTube, YouTube.
Everybody's doing the YouTube.
All right, what is this?
I've never heard of this shit.
Anybody ever heard of this?
What is it?
Put the PC shot on.
Well, there's some nice nuggies there.
Waffles.
Obviously, out of some inner city somewhere, I'm assuming New York.
Yeah, that's a cheap ass word.
I purchased a coffin and I ain't even die yet.
Smoked about a hundred blocks and I ain't even high yet.
Roll my birth and board the name.
Watch you bite or die.
Yeah, it's got the illus grind, yeah.
No, I can deny this.
Roll full of bloody red nigga, gold fangs on.
Pocket full of dead niggas smoke some bitch.
What the fuck you say?
I've never heard of this, bro.
Look at that cheap ass grill.
Man, that grill probably costs like a buck 99 for Christ's sake.
Get the fuck out.
He couldn't even, he couldn't even get a Zworski crystal in there.
What the fuck kind of fake-ass bullshit?
Get the fuck out of here.
Okay, I won't take it long.
Look the dust down the middle like Moses.
Get the seed, count it up, bag it up.
We love money, we love weave.
Met this one bimbo.
Told her my name would leave, but she keep calling me Meningo.
My eyes bloody red, so she probably think I'm evil.
Truly, it's the weakness.
Not to mention his shirt, his merch looks a little like teenage mutant ninja turtles or something.
Why don't black people go on cruises?
Because they aren't falling for that again.
Dude, Toue, I don't know who the fuck you are, Tui, all right?
Fuck the fuck off with this garbage, disgusting, filthy, racist jokes that you keep posting, all right?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Anyway, as I was stating here, his merch looks a little teenage mutant ninja turtle-y.
You know, it looks a little like tonka toy-ish.
And it just, this whole thing is whack.
Is that a grill?
Or a fancy retainer?
This comment was posted by an Inner Circle Gold member.
To remove this TTS watermark, Sion...
ST Mike, come on, all right.
Seriously, give me a fucking break.
Fucking ST Mike over here, dude.
You're, you know, you're a son of a bitch, dude.
Fucking ST Mike.
All right, anyway, let's play the rest of this.
Once again, True Zombie Radio requested this.
I knew this.
This was in New York.
And what's up with the waffle?
What's up with the waffles?
What the beliefs?
Don't be smoking like illegal.
Yeah, you can waste weed smoke.
That's great.
Look at that thin ass joint.
That's a thin ass.
How are you?
What exactly are you selling here?
What are you selling?
What kind of image are you selling?
You see, Mr. Joe Bob.
Oh, what the fuck, where did this hobo come from?
Sit back, get specky stone in the back of the back of the broom with the money.
Where did this bondage homosexual come from?
Women, they all felt.
I mean, they all votes.
Call this my dumb flow.
Ergo, rolled out.
Call this my personal.
I mean, what the fuck?
Hip-hop is dead.
Zombies for press.
Remind me, untimely.
Two blunts on Siamese.
Pussy, we grindy.
Sticky and grimy.
Wicked and chimey.
Twisted my frame be.
But after blunt after.
So stuck, so stuck off the sticky, icky, quickly, Vicky lick me.
All right, all right.
Scared of nothing.
Ye's so bad.
They call him boss.
No, look, look, stop encouraging the engineer, dude.
He's a boss, boss nigga.
Seriously, stop encouraging the fucking engineer.
I'm serious.
I'm tired of you fuckers doing that shit.
Cut it out.
I mean, this is pseudo-homosexual, dude.
I don't like this.
This is a horrible rap.
Horrible imagery.
Horrible video.
Horrible merch.
I mean, no wonder these guys aren't around anymore.
And this emphasis on waffles, I have no idea.
Horrible.
This is unbelievably horrible.
And no wonder these motherfuckers didn't get a career.
All right.
There's no wonder.
I mean, Jesus Christ, that was the most dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life.
True Zombie Radio.
I'm sorry if you like that band and group and shit.
I mean, it's cool.
That's what makes the world go round.
Undertale Meme Stale00:07:36
We can agree to disagree, but that shit fucking sucked.
All right?
That shit sucked.
I'm sorry, dude.
That was fucking horrible.
And I've heard some horrible goddamn rap in my day.
But that's one of them that takes the fucking taco.
I'll tell you that right now.
Anyway, let's continue going.
Let's knock these motherfuckers out.
We're almost done here.
Todd Squee Castle requested this for a $20, $20 bucker up in here.
So let's see what the hell Todd Squeak.
Here we go again.
Fucking Todd Squee Castle requested what?
A Home Depot fucking something.
I don't know what.
Some Home Depot shit.
You gotta be shitting me.
8-Bit Home Depot.
Since you loved the last one so much, this one's about pizza.
Yellow fever for a 20-bucker.
All right, a 25-bunker.
All right, I'll go ahead and hook that up in a minute, dude.
But right now, we're listening to this fucking Home Depot shit.
And it's Undertale.
Look, people in the chat room are saying they're remixed it with fucking Undertale.
With fucking Undertale.
Fucking Undertale.
Good God, give me my fucking beer.
I'm already out of beer for Christ's sake, man.
I NEED MORE BEER!
POP MODELS!
Pop this bottle, baby.
Fucking Undertale and Home Depot.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I didn't even realize that many people like this anime game, Undertale.
Not even joking.
It's a fucking anime game, and if you like it, you're a freaky anime fuck.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, hold on.
Pause this.
What else?
White up front blacks in the back.
Are you writing these as you go along, Tui or something?
Are you a fucking Jew comic writer?
And like, look, I need an audience to make sure that my writing is worth the crap.
So let me go ahead and throw some of these one-liners that I'm writing for some of the black comics and see if they work for me.
All right, play the rest of this fucking Home Depot bullshit.
All right, what?
What?
Have you considered maybe it's time to pass the wheelchair down and give the show to Engineer?
That isn't Donald Trump Jr., dude.
Shut up.
Fuck that.
That is not Donnie Jr., all right?
All right, that is not Donnie Jr.
I know for a fact that's not Donnie Jr., and that's all I'm gonna say about that.
Play the rest of this shit.
That is not Donnie Jr.
I can tell you that right goddamn now.
All right, look, this is getting to my nerves, huh?
Only two minutes of this shit.
Only two fucking minutes.
This is getting on my fucking nerves.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, this is like I said, Guantanamo Bay torture fucking shit, man.
I mean, seriously, just imagine having to hear this about 10 hours a day or some shit.
Hey, Khalid, you're going to talk?
I am not going to talk for a lot.
All right, we'll put him in the room and let's fucking put Undertale mixed with Home Depot and have that play at full fucking capacity for 10 hours and see if he talks.
Alright, well, what?
What is it?
Hold on, Connoisseur.
Oh, Cush Connoisseur.
All right, yeah, $20.20 bucker.
All right.
All right, $22.20.
Thank you very much, Cush Connoisseur.
All right, look, we're just going to throw a couple more seconds of this, and we're moving on.
Todd Squee Castle requested this one for a $20, $20.
Jesus Christ.
Shut the fuck up, Boomer.
Give the show back to the engineer and let him go.
Fuck you guys.
That's not Baron fucking Trump.
And that's not Donnie Jr.
You guys are assholes going there for trolls, okay?
You guys are straight up dickheads if you're going there for trolling, all right?
I'm listened to by Donald Trump, all right?
Look, I don't want to get into it.
I don't want to talk about it.
If you don't want to believe it, that's fine.
But don't go there, all right?
Don't fucking go there.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, I'm tired of this Home Depot shit.
Seriously, this is starting to fucking drive me nuts.
All right?
This is a stupid, fucking dumb meme, and it's getting old already, all right?
It's getting fucking old.
All right, I've had enough of this shit.
I've had enough.
All right, well, look, I'll let it go to four minutes.
All right, and that's it, dude.
I mean, Jesus fucking hell.
This is a stupid meme.
Seriously, I'm really starting to get tired of this meme.
Seriously.
Y'all gotta fucking stop.
I mean, you guys beat a dead horse until it's dead a thousand times.
I mean, seriously, this is stupid.
This is so fucking stupid.
All right, turn this on.
Turn it on.
All right.
All right.
Turn this shit off.
All right.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right.
Let's move on.
Look, Todd Squee Castle.
I don't know why you donated that, but that was fucking dumb.
And it was painful to listen to on top of that.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on, folks.
How many more of these do we have?
We got one.
We got two.
We've got three.
Come on, come on.
Four.
What's the difference between black people and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
Jesus Christ, dude.
I don't appreciate you talking to my brothers that way.
That's not a bomb.
Shut up.
Listen, stop with the fucking Trump trolls, okay?
Seriously.
All right, you all know that Donald Trump listens to my broadcast.
You all know this, right?
I mean, y'all are naive to that, right?
I mean, when Trump was running for president, this man was saying things that I said back in 2008 to 2012 verbatim.
He was, look, I don't want to get into it, dude.
Stop Trump Trolls00:03:25
You all can believe me or not.
I really don't give a shit, all right?
I really don't give a shit.
But let me tell you something.
I would follow Donald Trump into hell.
And I'm ride or die with Trump.
Trump 2020.
And that's all there is to it, okay?
And if you don't like it, then get the hell out of the country.
All right?
If you don't like it, then get the fuck out of the country.
This is Trump country, baby.
You understand that?
The Democrats hate America.
They hate the people.
They care more about illegal immigrants getting free health care than their own people.
And look, I don't advocate free health care, baby, believe me, but I think it's rather wrong that you've got a party of American politic who is allowing and making legal free health care for people that come into our country illegally.
And nobody's pissed off at that.
Nobody is saying, hey, Democrats, what about the people that elected you, you ungrateful pieces of shit?
And of course, nobody's going to talk about that.
And of course, nobody cares about the fact that the Democrats are committing treason, specifically Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi.
She's committing treason for holding those articles of impeachment and not handing them to the Senate.
And as I stated, the longer Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi holds on to those articles of impeachment, the easier it is as the Senate is just going to throw it out.
All right, they're just going to throw it out.
They don't even need to go through a trial because let me tell you something.
What Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi is doing is treason, and she should be in jail right now.
She should be in jail right now for going against the Constitution because the Constitution clearly states that once the House votes on articles of impeachment, it goes right to the Senate.
And this dumb, stupid, dumb, plastic face son of a bitch is committing treason by holding the articles of impeachment and not handing them to the Senate.
She should be in fucking jail.
Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi should be in jail.
Somebody needs to do something.
The sergeant of arms, somebody in the military, somebody needs to arrest this old bag.
Who the fuck does this old bag think she is thinking she can usurp power by trivializing the impeachment process?
This bitch needs to be put in fucking jail.
Fucking old dirty bitch.
Anyway, let me move on.
Sorry, I don't mean to be so upset, but I'm rather passionate when it comes to politics, folks.
Everybody knows I've been down with Trump ever since he ran for president.
And we, as the meme wars of 2016 will tell you, we got him elected.
And that's why I'm calling on everybody that was a part of the meme wars.
What?
I lost my mom and dad.
I'm at Taget all by myself, and I'm lost.
I need help.
Please call my dad.
I'm scared.
Leave Tiffany Trump alone.
All right.
Anyway, we need some of you veterans of the meme wars of 2016 to join the meme wars of 2020.
Because I'm telling you right now, we need Trump as president, and we need the more Republicans, the better in both the House and the Senate.
Anyway, let's move on, folks.
All right.
Train Lover Grito Song00:03:50
Once again, Train Lover 567 has requested this.
And Train Lover 567 said, Sup, Ghost.
Going to switch it up a little, if you don't mind.
Hear some Mexican music.
I like the beat of the song.
All right.
Oh, well, look at Train Lover out here.
He's going to request some Mexican music.
Let's see what kind of Mexican music Train Lover is hooking it up with here.
Let's go ahead.
Let's see.
Everybody put your For Lorico shoes on and let's do this.
Oh, Jesus.
Hell, these Tejano songs all sound the same.
Needs more hot tamale whorebags.
I'm sorry.
Needs more.
Where the hell did that midget come from?
Yeah, it needs more shots of hot tamale whore bags.
I don't know.
I have this sudden urge to go and start, you know, putting up drywall and tiling floors for some reason.
Everybody do a grito.
Oh, there you go.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
Need more of that.
Everybody, do a grito.
All right, everybody, do a grito.
Ready?
This is how you do a grito.
All right, that's how you do a grito.
All right?
Yes, we need more hot tamale whorebag in this video.
Yes!
Yes!
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Put those fucking...
Put those taco eating broads up there shaking their tail feathers.
You're damn right.
more hot tamale whore bag that bitch looks a little ratchet there See, that's what we need more of.
Screw this idiot with the mustache.
Screw this midget.
We need more hot tamale whore bags shaking those goddamn bean and cheeses back there, baby.
That's right, put a foot on it.
Shake that bean and cheese, baby.
Let's do a grito.
One more grito.
Oh, man.
There you go.
Ended with the hot tamale whorebags there.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
I'm telling you, that's the thing about like Mexican music.
You know, you play some of this, all of a sudden, every Latina within the vicinity of a goddamn 60-yard starts shaking their hips.
You know what I mean?
Starts shaking their fucking tetas and all that other shit.
So I don't know what it is about the Mexican music, but that's what it does.
But hey, you know, it's better for us, right?
It's better eye candy for us unless they're ratchet fat asses.
All right.
Ratchet Hoe Music00:06:00
Anyway, thank you to Trade Lover567 for requesting that.
I do appreciate that.
Remember, I'm down here in San Antonio, Texas, and we got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
So if there's anybody that knows a thing or two, a thing or two about Mexicans, it's this man right here.
Okay, so I'll tell you that right now.
Anyway, let's continue going here.
We've got the next $20, $20 requested by Kush Connoisseur.
Kush Connoisseur requested this.
Let's go ahead and see what Kush Connoisseur has requested because there's no fucking text after it.
So let's see what kind of video he's requesting.
Kush Connoisseur.
Oh, man.
Are you kidding me, baby?
Devin the dude.
Jesus Christ.
This is like early 2000s is right.
Motherfucking Devin the dude.
KUSH Connoisseur requested this.
This does sound like classic motherfucking.
Michael Watts screwed and chopped me, tripping on Devin Devin, tripping on those baby.
I remember Devin the dude, but I wasn't a big fan and a 55 legitimate man.
This brother looked like he should be deep frying chicken or something.
This nigga looks old.
I'm sorry.
This guy looks old.
I'm sorry.
This brother, I'm sorry.
The spirit of the music and all that shit.
I'm sorry man, I was a part of that fucking Houston movement.
I bought the fucking records from Mike Jones on the street corner.
Okay, I'm sorry.
No seriously, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Listen, I'm sorry.
I did not mean it, I didn't say it with a hard R.
Okay, I did not say it with a hard R.
And by the way, one of my blacks doova dudes says I got an N-word patch for Christmas, so there you go, okay?
WASN'T A HARD ARR!
Sorry, I thought I was kicking with my boys Archie Lee and Kuda Bang.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm rolling gas running over the toes like a golden hole.
Sorry, but I'm sorry, dude.
I know.
Enough.
Enough.
I'm just saying, this brother looks like a hard-working brother.
He doesn't look like the.
I mean, it's kind of old.
He looks a little weathered.
You know what I'm saying?
That's all I'm saying.
I mean, that's what I was saying.
The guy looks weathered.
He looks old.
He doesn't look like a young rapper and shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Before I go home, wiped the nut off for my seats.
And by the way, Devin the dude, that black is whack, dude.
That black looks broke as fuck, dude.
Black looks broker than your ass.
All I was saying was the brother looks old, okay?
Can we just stop it at that?
I'm sorry.
Everybody, I'm sorry for what I said, dude.
I'm listening to rap music.
I was a part of the fucking Houston up and coming shit.
The whole Mike Jones, all that bullshit.
I bought their records while they were selling on the corners, dude.
supported that shit.
Man, those are some ratchet hoes right there, baby.
Man, those are some ratchet hoes.
I got over there real cool and picked her up all wood.
What's a man, baby?
Now, these are a little better.
Although, I bet she's a shaver pitch.
Yeah, yeah.
You could have got some better bitches in this, dude.
Come on, man.
There's some better-looking bitches in the hood than these hoes.
Come on, man.
Look at that.
You can.
There's five o'clock shadow on this bitch's armpits.
All right, turn it off, turn it off.
All right, did y'all see that?
There was five o'clock shadow on the Broads armpits, for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ, that's gross.
All right, folks, my apologies.
Anyway, hey, Kush Connoisseur, I remember Devin the dude, dude.
I mean, that's old school Houston.
I mean, the beat, you can tell that's a Houston-ass southern beat.
I liked it.
I just didn't like what he was rapping about because back then, the Houston movement was real big on rapping about their cars, you know, and they actually had badass cars back in Houston, baby.
I mean, they had some badass motherfucking cars.
They'd rap about hoes, they'd rap about block hustling and shit.
But I don't know what, I don't know.
I had mixed views on that song.
It wasn't horrible, but you know, it wasn't something that, you know, it wasn't something that you can fucking be like, yeah, ball in.
You can't, you know, it's not one of those songs, you know what I'm saying?
Anyway, this, oh, come on.
Oran O'Donovan.
All right, he donated a $20, $20, excuse me, bucker again.
Encourage Engineer Shit00:04:50
And of course, he's leaving it to the engineer.
He wants the engineer to pick another song.
Why are y'all doing this, dude?
Why are you even encouraging the engineer to do shit like this?
I mean, seriously, man.
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, man.
You guys are fucking.
Oh, God.
I don't even know what to say, man.
I don't even know what to say.
All right, engineer.
You've got one more pick because of Arano Donovan over here.
Okay, so are you gonna are you gonna fucking pick one that's not as fucking abruptly racist like the one you chose the last time, engineer?
All right, we shall see anyway.
While the engineer's choosing what to wee, you are the fastest readers.
9-11 victims.
They went through like 90 stories in 10 seconds.
Oh, dude, what the fuck?
Where the fuck did you get that, Tae?
I mean, serious, what the fuck?
What the actual fuck?
Oh my God, dude.
All right, look, dude, that's that's enough of that, Tae.
Seriously, you've got to fucking stop.
You've got to fucking stop with this shit, man.
I mean, not even joking around.
That was fucked up, macabre horrible.
All right, while the engineer's looking for a damn video, I'm going to go ahead.
Where's my pipe?
Here it is, right here.
I'm going to go ahead and put some more flakes on this pipe here.
Okay.
I'm going to take a couple of more smokes.
All right.
Don't judge me.
I'm not an addict.
All right.
I'm just somebody who likes to appreciate a little bit of the indulgences for now and then.
You know, just a little bit of, just a little bit of indulgences for Christ's sake.
Fucking shit.
And fuck you, juicy giblet.
Don't be fucking shit talking, or I'm kicking your ass out of here.
All right.
Anybody who shit talks me, I'm kicking them out of here for Christ.
Well, I can't do it because the fucking engineer is looking for a goddamn video.
But once the engineer's done with this shit, anybody shit talking me, I'm getting them the fuck out.
I'm not even joking around.
All right, I deserve more respect.
I gave you a seven-hour show on fucking Christmas Eve when I had to do all kinds of shit yesterday.
And did you all give a flying shit?
No, you didn't care, you bunch of dick holes.
You don't even fucking care.
So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go ahead.
I'm gonna smoke a little bit.
All right.
You're just gonna sit there.
You're gonna take it.
You're gonna like it.
You understand that?
You meat-gazing bitch-titch sporting, meatbag-loving pieces of mouth-hugging shit.
I'm gonna go ahead and smoke.
All right, mudbutt lovers.
I'm going to go ahead and smoke.
That's what I'm talking about.
Got to hold it in.
Let it hit the brain, dude.
You gotta hold it and let it hit the ring.
Shit.
Oh, my God, dude.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit, dude.
I'm sorry, folks.
That was a big hit there, man.
You should have seen the plume of smoke, for Christ's sake.
I'm not even joking or ragged.
My goddamn drink.
Sorry, I had to have a drink, dude.
You got to forgive me, man.
All right.
I'm probably going to regret, you know, asking the engineer, but are you ready?
Do you have your fucking song that Orano Donovan spent $20, $20 for you to have?
Just go ahead and play it, dude.
I mean, what?
I mean, what am I going to do?
Wait, the Devin the Dude?
That's Devin the Dude, you.
You don't want to put Devin the fucking.
Oh, no.
Engineer, dude.
Come on, man.
Black man.
In a white man's town.
What else is new, man?
What the fuck else is new?
Get in his way.
He's going to cut you down.
They paid for this.
I mean, what am I going to do, man?
But there's something wrong with you, Engineer.
I'm telling you, man.
There's something fucking wrong with you.
Bad.
We got to have a fucking talk.
Devin The Dude Rap00:09:20
Yeah.
We got to have a talk.
They call him boss.
He's a boss.
Called nigga.
He's a red.
They call him boss.
He's a boss.
Ball nigga.
I mean, really, engineer?
Really?
This fucking song again, dude?
Oh, Christ.
How long is this shit?
They call him boss.
Bald nigga.
Better finish fucking soon.
They call him boss.
They call him boss.
Bald nigga.
All right, turn it off, dude.
Turn it.
I mean, why are you doing that?
And look, I gained listeners during this fucking racist bullshit that you put on, engineer.
All right.
When you put this shit on, there was like 320 people listening.
It's almost 350 people in here.
What the fuck?
Oh, fucking hell, dude.
All right.
Look, that's enough.
All right.
Thank you, Orano Donovan, for giving fucking Engineer the opportunity to make a fool out of me and play dumb shit that I know is going to piss off people that are in the higher ups of YouTube.
So yeah, I appreciate it, man.
And Herman Sha.
All right, Herman Sugar Cane.
Engineer.
All these years later, and you're still carrying on my legacy.
You're truly my greatest.
Herman Sugar.
That's horrible.
Thank you for your appreciation and loyalty.
That's not funny, dude.
All right.
That was the first candidate I ever endorsed for president, and that man got robbed.
He got robbed of his nomination because of racism.
And I'm telling you, I love Herman Sugarcane.
He's my man.
Had he had the nomination instead of fucking Mitt Romney, I'm telling you right now, Obama would not have had a second term.
They wouldn't have been able to throw that racist bullshit in the campaign when you got a real black man like Herman Sugarcane running who actually has credibility, who has a math major degree, who was a governor on the board of the Federal Reserve, a man who's a CEO of a corporation.
This man would have done what Trump has done, but probably in a little different capacity.
I'm telling you, fucking Herman Sugarcane, if you're out there, we tried, baby.
We tried, but of course, you had to deal with the Republican Institution.
And the Republican Institution at the time was filled with a bunch of jerk-offs.
And that's all there is to it, all right?
Anyway, much props to Herman Sugarcane.
Anyway, don't, no more fucking engineer choice donos, please.
Don't do that ever again, all right?
O'Rano Donovan or whatever the fucking goddamn name is.
Oh, well, here he is.
Here he is.
Less than a minute for 20.20, you screwed over the engineer.
Scamler, EX to let the engineer finish the song I paid for.
It was finished, you idiot.
It's only a minute, 40 seconds.
It's the intro to the fucking movie, you dumb dickhead.
What the fuck do you want?
You want to play again?
Play it again for this fucking stupid, sorry-ass son of a bitch.
All right?
Play the fucking song again because I only got a minute.
Play that fucking song again, engineer, before this guy fucking has a fucking shit fit.
Oh, not this one.
I'm a nigga.
Not that one, you fucking idiot.
The other one.
The one you just fucking played.
I'm a nigger.
I'm a nigger.
Shut this shit off.
This is a fucked up song, man.
This is a fucked up.
Turn it off.
Turn it the fuck off.
For Christ's sake, engineer.
Turn it off.
Jesus Christ.
Not that song.
The other song that you just fucking played.
The one that you got fucking playing right now.
For Christ's sake, man.
You got my fucking heart beating like a fucking rabbit, man.
All right.
Do you got it?
Do you got it now?
Do you know what I'm telling you?
Do you know what I'm telling you, engineer?
Then play the fucking song so O'Ron O'Donovan doesn't have a fucking shit fit like some stupid fucking dumb old broad on menopause.
Play it.
Jesus Christ, engineer.
Jesus Christ, man.
Oh my God.
You gotta be shit at me, dude.
I mean, no more dodos for the engineer.
It's my show.
The ghost show.
My fucking show.
Don't encourage this asshole to do this, man.
Jesus Christ.
He's so bad.
They call him boss.
He's a boss.
Paul's a nigga.
He's so bad.
They call him boss.
He's a boss.
Ball nigga.
All right, dude.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I hope you're fucking happy now, O'Rono Donovan.
All right, encouraging the engineer to do this bullshit.
There it is, fuck.
Boss nigga.
All right, all right.
They call him boss.
Oh, dude, to we look, please, dude.
Can you fucking stop, Tae?
All right.
I mean, if it isn't, you know, what kind of fucking show is this, dude?
Look, I played boss N-word twice for you.
All right, it's a minute 40, unfortunately, okay?
All right, that's the that's the song.
All right, then you got engineer playing that other fucking shit song that he always plays.
I don't know why the fuck he likes that song anyway.
Let's move on.
Jesus Christ, thank you.
Thanks for nothing, O'Rono Donovan.
All right, fucking thanks for nothing, dude.
All right, look, how many more of these do we have?
Dude, we got one, we got uh two, uh, we've got three, four.
We got four more to go.
Nobody donate any more 20 buckers.
All right, nobody donate anymore, okay?
All right, I mean, y'all are going way off keester with some of these, and I'm fucking tired, especially a Ron O'Donovan.
This son of a bitch, fucking oh, let the engineer go ahead and choose whatever he wants.
Yeah, they're real fucking real swift, asshole.
All right, let's move on here.
Uh, Fox Cloud requested Fox, Fox Cloud 23 is his exact name.
He said, Here, ghost, have some crot rock, some crot rock?
What the hell is that there, uh, Fox M Cloud 23?
Smack the engineer, he's not listening.
No, I can't smack him, dude.
I can't do that.
You know, he'll, you know, I don't want to get into it, but you know, he's now protected by the fucking Disability Act or some shit now, and he's kind of used that against me, hence why I've cut his fucking hours since he's doing it.
Anyway, listen, I don't want to talk about it.
Look, I got donos I got to go through here, okay?
We got Fox M Cloud 23.
Here it is, have some crot rock.
So let's go ahead.
What the hold on, what the hell is this?
Oh, Jesus Christ, is this Nazi fucking like punk music?
What is this?
Nazi rock, but what the fuck is this?
Fox M Cloud 23, this is his request.
Go ahead and play it.
What is this?
This is supposed to be Crock Rock.
That sounds a little depend mode-y.
It sounds like some gay man should be in the background.
That's, that's, anyway, never mind.
Hitler Cocaine Sniffing00:11:38
Is that Hitler with a fucking like cocaine hitler stash are they over there?
What are they sniffing?
Are they sniffing yay-yo?
Are they sniffing aspirin?
I mean, what are they doing?
What the fuck?
Jesus Pulmonista Finger.
People in the chat room are saying this sounds like a little bit of a Rammstein theme.
Volks. Wagon. Volks. Wagon.
Are they saying Romstein?
I'm kind of confused and don't tell me to shut up I can talk whenever I want to talk in the chat.
Shut the fuck up Whoa, was that a was that a pill with Hitler on it?
Hey, everybody in the chat room, stop telling me to shut up, dude.
It's my show.
You shut the fuck up.
Alright, you shut the fuck up.
And if you don't shut the fuck up, I'll implement Jackman Martial Law so you can shut the fuck up.
You motherfuckers, man.
You goddamn motherfuckers.
You goddamn sons of bitches, dude.
You guys are gonna get it after this video.
I'm not joking around.
Fuck it.
Chat room martial law for you fucking rumps.
Alright?
Don't tell me to shut up on my own show, alright?
Alright, you know what?
That's enough.
This is the shit.
I don't know what they're doing.
I don't know if there's a promotion of yay-yo.
I don't know what this is.
Amphetamines.
I don't know what the fuck this is.
But I'm sick and tired.
Turn this off.
What?
Herman Cotton Picken Kega, fuck you, asshole, all right?
Fuck you, Herman Kane.
Herman Sugarcane was my fucking choice, and that's all there is to it.
All right, I guess this is the ending to it.
All right, I bet this is the ending.
All right, great.
Oh, they're all bombed by their minds.
It crashed.
Yay, spaghetti.
More yay-yo.
We get it.
All right.
Thank you.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on here, folks.
And by the way, for you people out there, I'm telling you all right now.
I'm telling you all right now, if you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to implement a damn chat room Sharia law that's going to make the goddamn caliphate look like a goddamn fucking episode of baby Sesame Street.
I'm not even fucking around.
All right, I'm not even going to implement chat room Sharia law this time around if you don't shut the fuck up Fucking sons of bitches.
All right, who else do we have here?
We got uh we got I'm just gonna get through these who else Fox M Cloud 23.
Thank you very much for the $25 dono.
Didn't get it, but you know, it is what it is.
So cheers to Fox M Cloud.
I didn't get it, but you know, it is what it is.
Let's get to the next $20, 20 bucker up in here.
And this one was requested by Brit Bong Capitalist.
That's a first.
Brit Bong Capitalist said more content from Brit Bong Capitalist.
He's even richer after the UK election.
So this should be interesting.
And by the way, stop telling me to shut up.
I'm not joking.
I'll implement Sharia fucking chat room law, and you motherfuckers ain't going to be able to like it, boy.
I'm not even joking around.
Son of a bitch.
All right, Britbong Capitalist.
Let's go ahead and see what the hell this is.
Hold on, what is this shit?
What is this, Britbong Capitalist?
What the hell is this crap?
Is this Benny Hill?
No, of course not.
You fucking young kids wouldn't know nothing about it.
Excuse me, good sir of the elderly, but could you please cease talking immediately?
In simpler words, shut up.
Yeah, yeah, fuck it.
The classy capitalist, that's a first.
Yeah.
Oh, yes, on the capitalist, it's classy.
Yeah, fuck off.
All right.
Fucking idiot.
All right, here it is.
And of course, you fucking millennials and zoomers wouldn't know nothing about Benny Hill because you fucking, you know, you idiots think that fucking you think that people like fucking Seth Rogan are funny.
So, you know, play this.
Hey, hey, who's donating?
We got Bonzie Buddy.
Distilling, Dova underscore dude.
Marshall Mother.
Hey, don't be giving shout-outs on my show.
The Musky Husky, Doom underscore.
Don't be giving shout-outs on my fucking show, you idiot.
Mike Hawk, Danger Dan, Liz Paul.
Hey, look, don't be giving fucking shout-outs on Text-to-Speech on my fucking show.
Play this.
This is by Brit Bong Capital.
the rest of this.
Jesus Christ!
He's right about women, though.
Dumb boomer.
Islam is right about women, though, dumb boomer.
That's what I've been saying, dude.
I mean, you know, maybe they are right.
You know, maybe they should have their clitorises cut off when they're born and be subjugated to a beekeeper suit, be beaten with a billy club if they ever show a little foot.
Yeah, I guess so, dude.
I guess that's the way it is.
Trees, grass, postures, flowers, bollocks.
It's lining up a bit, don't it?
Oh, here you go, Tim.
Ah, look at that, eh?
I done that.
Ah!
Boy, look at the size of that cow pack.
Boy, cow, what'd you have for dinner last night?
Uh, Brit humor.
That's all I've got to say.
Shut your mouth, Trey!
Brit humor, that's all I gotta say.
UK humor.
All them Pringle jumpers all following each other around, aren't they?
Like sheep.
Can't speak their language.
Boy, mate.
Move!
Move!
Come on, come and have a go!
Thank you, Tricky.
I hate trees, because money don't grow on them.
Look at that tree.
No money.
Me?
Loads of money!
Fresh air!
Disgusting.
Essence of town.
Fags, boast, carbon monoxide.
What the fuck?
Oh, God.
I mean, you know, this Brit humor.
I mean, good God.
Something to chew on now, ain't I?
Patient!
I must be an oval.
Oi, patient!
Do you know what a video is?
Come here, knows what a video is.
Oi, Farmer Giles.
What can I buy with this?
Hertelizer?
Alright, mate.
Don't mind if I do.
Well, I ain't paying for it.
All right, dude.
Look, I'm trying to find some level of humor in this.
I just don't I mean, seriously, I'm trying to figure out.
You know, is this really like funny?
You know, I guess.
I have no idea.
Get this place to benefit, Chuck.
Yeah, this is bad humor, dude.
Yeah, this is horrible.
All right, now, lest we forget.
Yeah, real funny.
Lest we forget that the last comic that the UK sold America was Eddie Izzard, okay?
Some guy who is dressing up as like a drag queen and telling jokes.
Esoteric Symbol Humor00:06:14
So that's, you know, really what the UK has sold us is comedy.
So, you know, no offense to the UK, but, you know, come on, man, all right.
Oh, yeah.
James Corden, that fat femme.
I forgot about that dude.
Forgot all about that fat femme.
I forgot about that.
Yeah, that fat femme.
Like, hey, you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna take stars in the car.
And what we're gonna do is we're gonna sing like a bunch of fucking 12-year-old girls.
And we're gonna sing in the car.
All right, you know, Tyler Swift, can we sing your song in the car?
Yeah, that's great.
That's unbelievable.
All right, let's, I don't know.
Do we continue here?
I don't know.
I think I should.
How many more of these do I have, dude?
I mean, Jesus, hell, we've got, we've got, we got, wait, one more by Kush Connoisseur here.
We got one.
Oh, God, we got two.
We got one, two.
We've got three, and that's it.
Three mo.
Three mo, and we out the dough.
So let's go ahead and do this.
We've got Yellow Fever requested this next one here.
Yellow Fever.
And he said or she said, since you love the last one so much, this one is about Pizzagate.
Now, I don't know what the hell this is about.
I don't know what's going on here.
But Yellow Fever donated this for a $25 bill.
So let's see what the hell they're talking about.
Here is Yellow Fever.
Hold on.
This is another advert.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Not this dumb bullshit again, dude.
Are you shitting me, man?
Look, listen, listen, listen.
I'm not down.
All right, about, I'm not down with this Oriental fucking, you know, pop music, dude.
I'm not, you know.
I mean, are you kidding me?
Oh, my God.
And I guess we're trying to be esoteric a little bit, just, you know, with the moon being so prominent.
Red Zelda.
I mean, are you kidding me, dude?
Close this, please.
Pause this.
Check out this Jew boomer.
Check out this Jew boomer.
Dude, it's 20 bucks and 20 cents, dude.
20 bucks and 20 cents, dude.
Remember, for them pesos, I'm an a-hole, all right?
Play it.
Play the rest of this shit.
Oh, you see, they're throwing esoteric hand signs now.
I mean, what's, I mean, what?
Because they're like cute chicks or something that we're supposed to just be like, oh my God, this is so great.
I don't get it.
I mean, you know what this looks like?
This looks like a bunch of Oriental girls at a talent show trying to act like Beyonce.
And by the way, like Tim McRavs.
Hold on, pause this.
Like Tim McCrab said, this is sponsored allegedly by the Korean government to prevent some of these Koreans from going, you know, nutter and start, you know, killing people because apparently Korea, there is no pornographic material.
So this is the extent of pornographic material in Korea.
What is this?
Would you bang Madonna, Ghost?
Absolutely not.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Absolutely not.
Jesus Christ.
Absolutely not.
Hey, all right.
What is this?
What's the contrast between Paul Walker and a PC?
I give a screw when my PC crashes.
Dude, Tui, are you a fucking Jewish, like, fucking joke writer that's trying to write the most fucking extreme jokes for your black client or something?
And we're like, you know, a test, you know, these are fucked up jokes.
I mean, this just sounds like something that like a black comedian would be saying and could get away with, by the way.
Anyway, anonymous for two bucks.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Even though you didn't say anything, I appreciate it, dude.
Cheers to you.
Anyway, let's get back once again to this goddamn ridiculous fucking Korean.
I don't know what the hell you call this.
Whatever it is.
Whatever it is, we're getting back to it.
All right.
And this is, of course, was requested by Yellow Fever.
Go ahead and play it again.
Jesus Christ.
There's a lot of esoteric symbolism here.
So whoever's directing these videos are obviously tapping into the same bullshit that modern-day American music and videos are tapping into.
just saying Are they white supremacists now?
Are they white supremacist because they're doing that?
No, they're not.
That's an esoteric symbol of 666.
just to let you know just saying
Stupid Show For Christ00:08:11
And why are they going out?
I don't know.
Here they're blindfolded.
It's 12 o'clock.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
six people at the table.
All right, I've had enough of this shit, man.
This is almost over.
It's almost over.
I mean, this is almost over.
Thanks, God.
Also, why aren't they after a Asian man?
Why are they going after the white boy?
Interesting.
Just saying.
All right.
Hold on.
What happened?
Oh, I got taken off or some shit.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
All right, I got taken off because of the fucking...
All right, I got taken off.
All right.
I got taken off because I'm a pickaboo.
That's what I got taken off for right there.
Ha-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-pick-a-boo?
Ha-ma-ma-ma-ma-pick-a-boo?
That's just great.
Isn't that great?
Somebody, hold on.
I'm not live yet, so we'll just go ahead.
Let me know when I'm live, engineer, okay?
Jesus fucking Christ, baby.
Just let me know when I'm live again.
Fucking hell, dude.
Are you fucking shitting me?
I mean, we're critiquing the fucking video, man.
We're critiquing the damn video, for heaven's sake.
We're giving genuine critique.
Of course, you know, it is what it is.
I don't know if I'm going to be.
Are we still on here?
All right.
We only got a couple of more videos to go for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, you know, fucking testies, testies.
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm just, you know, I don't know what to do, dude.
I'm just a guy doing a show here.
That's all I'm doing, all right?
I'm just a guy doing a show.
People are asking me, you know, give me some videos, whatever the fuck.
It is what it is.
Anyway, folks, I'm going to give it a couple of minutes.
It says that, you know, that I'm suspended for policy violations.
I'm hoping that, you know, this, you know, continues on and, you know, we come back and stuff.
I don't know what the hell's happening, but it is what it is.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
We're critiquing the video, too.
That's what I don't understand.
That's what I don't understand for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
Tell me when we're back on, Engineer.
I'm fucking, I'm taking my headphones off.
I'm fucking tired of this fucking shit, man.
All right.
I'm over here.
I'm fucking doing this fucking stupid fucking show for Christ's sake.
I'm watching fucking videos for these fucking people and I'm getting taken the fuck off.
I'm getting taken the fuck off.
So for Christ's sake, man, I'm fucking tired.
I'm fucking tired for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Are we back on the fucking air engineer?
Because I'm fucking tired of this bullshit, man.
I can't work like this.
Ghosts can't fucking work like this, man.
I'm a professional.
I'm a professional broadcaster and I can't fucking work like this for Christ's sake.
For Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I'm fucking.
I'm just a guy trying to do a fucking broadcast out here.
I can't fucking work like this.
I was in a fucking zone, man.
I was in a fucking zone.
Am I back on the fucking air engineer?
Oh, Jesus fucking Chris.
Get back in the fucking.
Give me my fucking shit.
All right.
I think we're back to testies.
Are we back?
Elliot, shut up.
Yes, you shut the fuck up.
Hyperion Corporal, you shut the fuck up.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What, ST, Mike?
Maybe if you would have paid for I see gold streaming.
You know what?
Don't give me that shit right now, Mike.
This TTS watermark sign up for the inner circle gold pro membership You know, whatever, asshole.
All right, whatever, you fucking piece of shit.
All right, whatever.
And what is this?
Kush Connoisseur.
Same song in second 20 bucker high board.
What the fuck the hell does that mean?
What are you talking about?
You're next here.
What is it?
You're fucking, what?
You want, you're next, and you want this two bucker instead of the goddamn one that you donated.
Is that what you're saying?
Oh, God.
Here, let me get another beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer for Christ's sake, man.
It's the only way that makes this fucking palatable for Christ's sake.
That's the only thing that makes this goddamn show palatable is being able to drink copious fucking amounts of alcohol.
Now, for you folks that are unaware, we got mid-show censored because of copyrights by this stupid fucking Oriental woman band that we were looking at and critiquing.
Somebody is counting those Oriental chicks as shekels, and I'm telling you, I don't understand why, since they're on top of the world.
So, it is what it is.
Just tuned in, Ghost sounds like a great night.
Yeah, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
And listen, Lone Star, no more.
Listen, no, we're not doing 11 hours.
We're not doing that shit.
No, no, no, no, we're not doing that shit, dude.
All right, I gave you all a seven-hour show on fucking Christmas Eve, dude.
On fucking Christmas goddamn Eve.
I'm not doing that shit.
All right, please stop doing that shit.
All right, look, I'm already on almost five hours now for fuck's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, fucking Kush Connoisseur.
Do you want me to play the one in the two-bucker instead of the one that you because you're next, okay?
Do you want me to play the one that you just donated for two bucks, or do you want me to play the one that you fucking donated for the 20-bucker?
I mean, what is it?
Here, my drink.
Jesus Christ.
Of all the things that we were playing tonight, we got mid-show censored because of these stupid Oriental bimbos.
Fucking real fucking Swift, isn't that real fucking Swift for Christ's sake?
All right, he said yes.
All right, let's go ahead and play fucking Kush Connoisseur's second 20 bucker up in here.
And he said that he wanted to play this one instead of the last one.
Martial Law On Chat00:14:32
So here it is.
Kush Connoisseur donated.
He actually donated 22 bucks and 20 cents for this.
So cheers to you, dude.
Let's see what the hell he did.
Hold on, we got to wait another five seconds for excuse me, YouTube, YouTube.
Yeah, anyway, never mind.
Forget it.
Let's just.
I'm getting drunk.
What did Hitler get for his sixth birthday celebration?
Jew and an easy baked broiler.
All right, dude, that's enough of your sick fucking jokes, too we.
All right, that's enough for your sick fucking jokes.
All right, Jesus fucking Christ.
Anyway, here it is: Kush Connoisseur.
And by the way, this is going back old school there, Kush Connoisseur, huh?
A little bit of mob deep.
Got a little bit of mob deep going on.
R.I.P. The prod.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Old school, baby.
These guys were obviously from the East Coast, New York.
They had the beef with Tupac.
These are the guys that Tupac, uh, were talking about at the end of Hit Em Up.
Yeah, one of these brothers is already dead.
Wait, hold on.
Did we get copyrighted again already?
Did we already get copyrighted again?
Are you fucking...
Are you fucking lying pieces of fucking garbage?
You fucking lying pieces of fucking...
You know what?
Everybody that pushed F, kick him out right now.
I'm not even fucking joking around.
Everybody that pushed F, kick him the fuck.
You know what?
Put chat room martial law on these fucks.
You fucking dumb sons of bitches.
You're going to fucking be.
All right.
And push, push the fucking here.
300 seconds, all right?
I don't want to hear.
I am implementing chat room Sharia law, okay?
Right now, I'm implementing chat room Sharia law.
So everybody, right now, get down on your knees, and you face San Antonio, and you face San Antonio now.
You all did this to yourself.
Everybody in the chat room that's pissed off.
Look at this.
You see this?
Shut up, pussy.
You shut the fuck up.
All right, Jaziko PSN.
You shut the fuck up.
Now, the only reason that I have the damn chat room in slow mode is because you people made it this way.
I had to implement chat room Sharia law because you people made it this way.
So get down on your knees and face San Antonio, and you face San Antonio now.
Goddamn right, you son of a bitch.
Gonna sit over here and try to troll me on my own show.
You sit there and shut up, all right?
You sit there and shut the fuck up and listen to some mob deep that was requested by Cush Connoisseur.
Play it, bro.
It's like that, fucking asshole.
You did this to yourself.
If you don't like the way the chat room is, you stupid, sorry, sexy shit did this.
You all did this.
You son of a bitch.
Fucking drinking beer while listening to Mob Deep, baby.
again, Kush Connoisseur requested this.
Damn right.
Now, while you're in chat room Sharia Law, y'all better think, and you better respect my chat room.
And I'm talking to all you sorry sex of internet people trash.
Fuckin' son of a bitch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ugh.
This motherfuckin' Mobb Deep, the guy that's singin' right now, the guy that's rappin' on 80 bands.
That brother damn.
Big at the cabin, be at the round table planet.
Spread team across planet.
Expand shit.
Slapping up the open-handed.
Yeah.
Something foul for trying to slow down.
That's pretty good flow, dude.
I gotta give it to these guys.
They knew how to fail.
They knew how to flow, baby.
All right.
Yeah.
My little chicken cool rigs is raising.
They said try to take us to the island.
I'm off a star rally.
Back in New York, my son.
Damn right now.
Damn right, huh?
How's everybody doing in chat room Sharia Law, huh?
Ha ha ha ha!
Yeah!
Huh!
Reset!
Respect ghosts.
You motherfuckers are going to respect ghosts, bitch.
You understand?
Motherfucking troll terrorist bastards.
You got to respect ghosts, goddammit.
What the fuck said?
I'll be right back.
Like that.
Goddamn right.
What the fuck you said?
I'll be right back.
Or Project Nigga Strike Pack of Song.
What the fuck you said?
I'll be right back.
This is a pretty good song, dude.
I'm telling you.
Mob Deep, they knew how to deliver a flow.
Pretty good.
Pretty good shit.
Hey, what's up to the pet Mexican?
The pet Mexican respects me.
That's my pet Mexican, man.
Cheers to you, man.
Straight up.
If I could give you a fucking bean and cheese taco, I'd give it to you right now.
And like I said, if you just came into the room and you're wondering why there is a 300-second time limit to the chat room, you can thank these sons of bitches that are listening right now that have finally pushed me over the goddamn edge.
And I'm tired of it.
All right.
That's all I'm saying.
I'm tired of it.
So now you're going to have to deal with chat room Sharia law.
And I'd like for everybody to stop what they're doing, get down on their knees and face San Antonio and pray to me.
And Allah, go ahead and do it.
Wallah!
So you're damn right.
All right.
YouTube is giving me the tools to make you sons of bitches just sit there and shut your goddamn mouths.
All right.
You said, what is this?
Respect you.
I don't know what's a bigger joke, you or women's rights.
Fuck you, Taewee, all right?
Nobody gives a shit about your stupid fucking jokes, Tae.
I don't even know who the fuck you are, but fuck off, all right?
Fucking check me.
No, come on.
Dude, come on.
Oh, you made chat as slow as your room temp IQ, ghost.
Too bad TTS isn't restricted.
Another free choice for NGOs.
Dude, why are you all doing this?
Seriously.
Repeating for Ghosts' Relaxed Brain.
Do not do until RG.
Also, Ghost Commit Toaster Bath.
Go fuck off, dude.
Toaster Bath?
That's great, dude.
All right.
That's fucking great for Christ's sake.
All right.
Let's just get to the next fucking video, please.
All right.
The next video is by Sunburst Unicorn, who said this was the best decade, whatever the hell this was.
All right.
Best decade.
Hold on.
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
is this shit?
What the fuck is this?
DIS stuck in the 80s official video.
Hold on.
Finish my video or I will tip more red velvet.
Dude, I can't finish your fucking video, you idiot.
I got fucking pulled off a line because your stupid dumb red velvet video was on fucking copyright, you dickhead.
All right, now listen.
Listen.
All right.
That's all there is to it.
I can't do it.
All right.
I got copyright struck.
And, you know, it is what it is.
So, you know, you have to deal with it, dude.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, I'm going to let go of chat room Sharia law.
But I'm telling you, you sons of bitches better fucking give me the fucking respect I deserve or I'm getting the fuck out of here and you can shove your fucking radio graffiti and your shout outs up your fucking pussy.
All right.
All right.
I'm not even fucking joking around.
All right.
So I'm going to do it.
All right.
But you better respect me.
You better give me the goddamn respect I goddamn well deserve.
Do you understand me?
Piece of shit.
All right.
Here we go again.
Let's get to Sunburst Unicorn, she said, or it said best decade.
Stuck in the 80s.
Well, I guess if you were in the hood, I don't know.
I mean, in the hood 80s?
I'm not too sure what exactly you're trying to point to here.
Wait a minute, there's a drummer?
Okay, let's see what's going on in this video here.
Oh, wait a minute.
Are these Mexicans?
I thought these were black people.
Need more hot tamale whore bag.
Need more hot tamale whore bags.
But Donna Shadow desperately seems to be a little bit more.
So, like, you know, I mean, this is a rap about the 80s, but it's rather lame, dude.
It's really lame rap.
Believe me, my radio, I like it loud.
Hell L Cool J, hell L Cool J. Farmer Carney MJ, say, say, say, take you back to those.
Was that Pee Wee Herman?
Yeah, I want to be honest with you.
This makes the 80s look like cringe, dude.
This is not how the 80s were.
Obviously, this is the 80s, like, I guess the perspective from ethnic minorities or something.
But this was not the 80s, all right?
Like I said, the ethnic minority perspective of the 80s or some shit.
I don't like this at all.
What do y'all think in the chat room, dude?
Are y'all digging this at all?
At all.
Yeah, you see, we need more Hot Tamale whore bags.
Yeah, nobody's digging this at all, dude.
Yeah, I agree.
This is a very cringe video.
It's fucking sad.
And I mean, I get it.
They're trying to, you know, reminisce the 80s, but that's not how the 80s were, dude.
The 80s, you know, come on, main, all right.
Back in the day, back in the day Back in the days.
We got you in the days.
CB Top, HD Boy, and Ste La Soul.
Let's go.
Scott Rock.
That's great, dude.
You're naming off a bunch of shit.
I mean, great.
Yay, spaghetti.
I mean, come on, man.
This fucking video sounds like it was off a Casio fucking keyboard from 1985.
Dude, look, y'all laughing in the chat room.
I'm serious.
This is an ethnic minority perspective of the 80s.
This is not what the 80s were.
The 80s were bitching.
You know, women were looser with themselves.
At the same time, everybody was more mature about things.
I mean, I don't know how to explain it, dude.
Like I said, this is an ethnic minority perspective of the 80s.
Got some ratchet hoe in the damn video.
Hey, who keeps donating, who keeps donating, man?
A song from Chat to You, Ghost.
Dude, look, look, every time I'm almost done with these donos, I want you all to know these motherfuckers keep they keep donating.
Border Patrol Agent Video00:03:40
Okay, I just want you all to know that I'm trying to get these motherfuckers done as quick as possible, but unfortunately, you know, it's just not working, dude.
So, you know, everybody that bitches and moans about me, you know, because, oh, you know, you're not doing a trancer.
Well, here we are, okay?
It is what it is.
Anyway, let's go to Topher USMC.
And by the way, Topher USMC gave $2.20 to, you know, play the video.
So thank you, Topher USMC.
I appreciate it.
Anyway, this is the next video.
Topher USMC said, check out this Jew boomer.
Check out this Jew boomer.
All right, let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
This is Topher USMC's video.
Go ahead and play it.
is this I can't hear shit What the hell's going on?
Como Stos.
Are you U.S. citizen, sir?
Are you a U.S. citizen?
What's your name?
Nunes?
U.S. citizens?
Born in the United States?
Look, First Amendment.
What the fuck?
Security matter.
Why laughing?
Are you U.S. citizens?
Are you harassing a Border Patrol agent?
I'm not harassing First Amendment.
Can I ask why the question is that?
Because security matters.
Border Patrol smuggling legal aliens in the United States.
Have you arrested anybody for smuggling, sir?
Honest questions?
You got illegal in Bob.
Okay.
You're interfering with my job.
Man, this audio sucks.
Why don't you ask my question?
These people are truck if they're U.S. citizens.
Why don't you answer?
They're so ignorant.
You know I'm trying to protect this cunt.
Trying to protect this cunt.
Dude, that, I mean, this fucking audio is unbelievable.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, what did this guy shoot this from?
A potato?
I mean, Jesus Christ, this is fucking like, this is horrible.
This is it?
Well, I mean, I guess that's it.
That was, you know, that's the extent of it.
Border Patrol agent speaking Spanish refuses to answer if he's a U.S. citizen.
You know, I don't know.
That's a two-edged sword here because, I mean, the Border Patrol agent could say that he needs to speak Spanish because he's a fucking Border Patrol agent.
But at the same time, you know, this guy's a Border Patrol agent.
I mean, I get it.
I mean, he should have said, hey, look, I'm a Border Patrol agent.
You know, I'm a legal citizen, etc.
Sounds like a sovereign citizen idiot.
Well, no, actually, these are guys called auditors, believe it or not.
And thank you, Topher USMC, for donating this.
These are folks that go up to people in law enforcement.
These are people that go up to people of any kind of authority and put a camera in their face and try to say that they're auditing, that they're taking a perspective.
They're looking into certain things as a citizen.
So it's if y'all don't know who these people are, go ahead and look up, if you want to have a laugh, police auditing.
Just go ahead and put that on a YouTube search and go to town.
Red Eyes Black Dragon00:06:04
But yeah, that's what that is.
It sounds like some dude trying to audit and say, hey, are you a U.S. citizen, etc.?
So it's an interesting dilemma what we just watched there.
Thank you once again, Topher USMC.
Let's go ahead and continue here.
Red Eyes Black Dragon donated a $20, $20 and asked, Would I bang Madonna?
No fucking way would I ever bang Madonna.
All right.
Never.
I would not bang Madonna with Caitlin Jenner's dick.
All right.
I mean, I would not bang Madonna ever, ever, ever.
All right.
Now, are you kidding me, Red Eyes, Black Dragon?
You actually donated a fucking Madonna song.
This is actually a pretty good song, by the way.
I hate to admit that.
All right.
This is a decent song, all right?
Once again, this was Red Eyes Black Dragon.
Red Eyes Black Dragon here.
Here's a little bit of the video.
We don't want to get taken down by copyright, so we're just kind of going off and on the video.
But yeah, here it is, dude.
It's fucking Madonna.
Take a bow.
All right.
It's a decent song, all right?
Get the fuck out of here, all right?
It's a decent goddamn song, you son of a bitch.
You know what I'm saying?
And shut up, dude.
I don't like fruit bowl music.
I'm very eclectic when it comes to my musical taste, all right?
I have a big, wide range of music, all right?
Are you kidding me?
This is a decent song.
I'm gonna always get in love with you.
I mean, it's a decent song, dude.
And fucking, dude, fuck all of you idiots saying that I'm gay because it's good.
I like a couple of songs, you know, that happened to be fucking sang by, you know, fucking, well, whatever, assholes, all right?
Y'all aren't cultured, all right?
Y'all aren't fucking cultured.
You don't get it, for Christ's sake.
Say goodbye.
You guys are a bunch of assholes.
You know what I'm saying?
Hold on, what is this?
What is this?
Troom Home Depot radio.
I go, fuck off.
This doesn't sound like Home Depot.
Alright.
me come on man this was requested by red-eyes black dragon I mean, this is a decent song.
Why don't y'all fucking like this song?
What's wrong with the song?
I guess you've always known it's true.
You too.
Oh, whoa, look at Madonna.
Oh, my God.
She's fucking the television.
Oh, my God.
Turn this off.
And everyone changes parents.
How was I to know which way the story goes?
How was I to know you, baby?
Do you break my heart?
All right, all right.
Once again, and dude, just go shove it up your ass, all right?
For you people that are sitting here saying this is fruit here.
I have a very wide range of music that I appreciate, okay?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Don't forget me.
All right, all right.
What?
What the fuck?
God's mistake.
I promise you, this is actually decently entertaining, Jason.
Well, I hope that you're fucking right.
Let's put it that way.
All right.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, every time I'm almost done, you see, people add, people add on to the goddamn $20, $20 up in here.
Excuse me.
Anyway, Red Eyes Black Dragon.
I appreciate you hooking it up with the damn Madonna.
All right, we got to go to Lone Star.
Lone Star is up next.
And dude, how many more of these do I got?
I got one, two, three, four.
Like, every time I have four, somebody adds more.
So listen, I'm telling everybody right now.
I don't know how much more clear that I can say this.
Do not, and I repeat, do not donate anymore.
And unlisted ninja, okay, Elvis Jr., shove that tool up your ass.
Lone Star Crime Stats00:06:05
Fuck you.
I saw what the fuck you just donated there, Unlisted Ninja.
Go fucking shove it up your damn cornhole.
All right, let's go ahead and get to Lone Star.
Lone Star said, just tuned in.
Go sounds like a great night.
Hope you have time for shout outs and Raider Graffiti and maybe a date line.
I doubt it, dude.
Let's hit 11 hours tonight.
Fuck you, dude.
I'm not doing that.
I don't know where you guys think that you can just fucking string me along for hours and hours like I'm a fucking wind-up toy or a fucking jukebox or some bullshit like that.
I don't appreciate that one fucking bit, all right?
Anyway, let's go ahead and, oh, I remember this disgusting, despicable exploitation of children.
Thank you for donating this Lone Star.
Do y'all remember this?
Mommy says, Safy, don't have anything nice to say.
Dude, you shouldn't say anything at all.
So Donald Trump, we should shut the fuck up.
Yeah, look at that.
Yo.
Look at that.
A bunch of homosexuals and lesbos taking advantage of children here.
Look at that, huh?
Listen up.
That's great.
I'm sick of hearing your offensive words that are racist, sexist, homophobic, and bullying bullshit.
Oh, my God.
So get your ass down.
We call you out on it.
What did I tell you?
A bunch of homos, a bunch of lesbos.
Especially when there are many.
See, Let's love you guys.
Look, now that's five.
I got to do five more now.
Jesus.
Meaning mom's disgusting?
Which is ignorant and rude as shit.
It's a natural and loving act of the mother.
Motherfucker, don't like it.
Shock my tits.
And what kind of fucker attacks refugee families that are homeless and downtrodden?
Idiotically equating grandlabs and orphans with fucking.
Hey, bitch, take off the hijab if you're gonna fucking shit talk, you fucking dumb, stupid broad.
Fucking Osama bin Laden?
You want to ban Muslims from coming here?
And not to mention, take who the fuck is this?
Hey, asshole, when you see a Muslim this fat, you tell him that he's a fucking fake Muslim because Muslims don't get that.
All right?
Muslims, so come in here.
And support a fascist religious database of Americans to keep track.
Are you inspired by another racist?
Are you fucking smoking crack?
You said you hated days like me getting the equal right to marry my husband for the love of my life.
Hypocritically calling yourself a marriage traditionalist while you're on your fucking third wife.
Hey, this right here is the leftist in America, dude.
I mean, you could see it in their wide, fluoride stare.
They actually believe this bullshit.
Okay?
And they actually think that by making some ridiculous, fucking blatantly appearing, fucking disingenuous shit like this, that they are accomplishing something.
In front of crowds, you've made people's disabilities.
We're making jokes about disabilities.
Can you rack up?
Dude, come on.
A female reporter asks you a tough question you can't answer.
And poor baby Donald gets mad.
Oh, when you're but hurt, the best you can do.
It's some sexist insult about her bleeding and being on the pad.
You've insulted women as a hippos and referred to us as bitches.
You put a sexy shit with me.
Hey, this bitch needs to shut.
Old Mexican, get in the fucking kitchen and roll some tortillas and do something productive, you old fucking lush.
This bitch looks like she's a fucking bottle into a tequila all the way to the worm right now.
But he needs a fucking stitches.
I've seen your fucking bigot imitations making fun of how Chinese people speak.
Oh, but I guess you have to appeal to idiot racists.
Well, it's not racist, dude.
It's just something that, you know, when a cliche becomes a cliche, it is what it is.
And I would like to reiterate to you specifically, there, Oriental man.
It's not hero.
It's hello.
All right?
I'm just saying.
When your ideas are so fucking weak.
And seriously, dude, you fucking call Japanese people japs?
Say to my face, fuck face.
How come you have its laps?
Hey, hey, hey, Jap, shut your.
Oh, and what is this?
This is Ben Shapiro's kid?
What is this?
You only want short little Jews counting your money.
It's anti-Semitic as fuck.
What is the greedy juice stereotype of surprise?
Coming from a potch who's a bigoted fucking schmuck.
What's fucking worse?
Calling black people?
Oh, my God.
Lately, when you tweeted a neo-Nazi fake crime fact about blacks being killers, it shows you both racists and batshit KKK crazy.
Hey, black brothers, and I don't know if that was a real brother.
It looks like some bitch that was taking some testosterone.
You need to realize that the statistics don't lie, okay?
The statistics don't lie.
All you got to do is look at the FBI statistics in crime and take a look at how much the black demographic encapsulates most of those areas in crime by the numbers.
There's nothing racist about it.
It is what it is.
You're more than likely able to get shot by a black person.
If you are a black person yourself, you're more likely to get shot by a black person than anybody else in this country.
And until black folks start recognizing that, this problem of black crime is not going to go anywhere.
You've made fun of people at your rallies for being overweight.
So mean to get a laugh?
Is there anything that comes out of your god fucking mouth that isn't a bad fucking gaffe?
Saying rapists, murderers, and drug dealers are fucking synonyms for Mexican immigrants?
Goes over well with racist Republicans.
Who love when you mirror this?
Shut the fuck up and eat a rubber tortilla, you fucking illegal immigrant, all right?
Idiot ignorance.
Attacking Latinos for speaking Mexican?
when the language is Spanish!
Hey, we don't like sh- Listen, listen, listen.
This is America, baby, all right?
All right, and if you want to make money in America, the language of money is English, all right?
It's American, American English.
Now, if you're going to speak Spanish and English, okay, great.
I'm proud of you.
Seinfeld Mexican Joke00:05:05
It'll get you an extra two bucks an hour at the telemarketing gig, okay?
Great.
All right.
But the fucking language in America, if you want to make money, is fucking English, you dumb shitheads.
Even a moron like you should know.
Husties for speaking Mexicans.
Get this dumb fucking old bit.
Look at this bitch.
Are you kidding me?
This bitch looks like fucking Cesar Chavez.
You know, I'm not even joking around if he grew his fucking...
That's fucking Cesar Chavez right there.
Get in the fucking kitchen and make some goddamn fucking chimichangas and a fucking flower tortilla.
Hey, Bottles, we made it all the way through this video and we didn't insult your fucking busted ass, ratchet, rattan-ass tray-gray hair.
Oops!
Arbad!
Did we just go there?
Get involved with the hashtag TuckFrump Movement and get a shirt at TuckFrump.com.
All this, can you believe this?
All this to fucking sell merchandise.
All right, exploiting children, exploiting minorities, exploiting idiot refugees, exploiting fucking dumb bitches in hijabs, exploiting fatty.
This whole goddamn thing was nothing more to try to sell a product.
Unfucking believable.
Unfucking believable.
Anyway, thank you very much there, Lone Star.
We do appreciate you hooking that up.
Now, once again, O'Rono Donovan over here donated Engineer's Choice.
Now, I want to be honest with you folks.
I do not want the Engineer to I Don't I don't want him to choose anything, dude.
I mean, he's already done enough damage, all right?
That, I mean, people think that now, because he's a fucking racist, I'm a fucking racist, okay?
And I'm not a racist, dude.
I am a melting pot of friendship, man.
Everybody's known that throughout my illustrious, almost 13-year internet broadcasting career.
I'm telling you that right damn now.
As a matter of fact, all right, look, let's just do it, all right?
Orano Donovan, we're gonna honor this again, okay?
And Aran O'Donovan wants the engineer.
Now, engineer, I want you to choose something, but can you stop with the racist crap, dude?
Seriously.
We don't need that.
These fucking dickheads that are listening to me are already racist enough.
All right, so please, please, all right?
All right, now while the engineer is looking for something else, I think it's about time for me to keep fucking drinking for Christ's sake, man.
More beer, baby.
You're goddamn right.
Drinking more fucking beer.
All right, so let's go ahead and do this.
All right, look, look at these people.
Look at fucking angry rabbi over there, huh?
You're a little mad, baby, huh?
I'm telling you, are you one of those Jerry Seinfeld Jewish guys?
And what I mean by that is, remember when Jerry Seinfeld, okay?
By the time the cast had enough leverage to be able to give themselves a good payday, miraculously, Jerry Seinfeld say, you know what?
I want to quit the show now.
I'm not even joking.
Y'all remember that?
The year, the fucking year that the cast was able to negotiate, you know, a badass deal to where they could get a decent cut of the fucking cake in the Seinfeld show, Jerry Seinfeld said, oh, well, you know what?
I'm quitting the show.
And, dude, are you one of those Jewish guys?
Because if that's the case, get the hell out of here.
Okay?
Get the hell out of here.
All right.
We don't need those types of people out here.
What's up, Marshall Burns?
That those Hispanics from that vid are the ones who get butthurt when they first learned about the Mexican-American war in history class.
Remember, they talk shit, but they wouldn't last a year.
Yeah, well, you know, that's true, Marshall Burns.
And by the way, I also want to reiterate that the Mexicans, if you're from Mexico, if you're going to claim Mexico heritage, that you guys have two independence days, and that just says it all.
That's all I got to say, all right?
You've got one DSD Sace, which I believe is the fucking either the French or the Spaniard independence, and then you've got the fifth of mayonnaise, aka Cinco de Mayo.
And it's like, all right, we get it, Mexico.
All right, you guys, you know, y'all haven't figured it out yet.
So it is what it is.
Anyway, are you ready, engineer, for Christ's sake?
Well, find something.
Hurry up for Christ's sake.
All right, I'm going to take a little bit of fucking hits.
I'm going to take a little bit of hits of the smoke while the engineer is finding out his dono here.
Hold on.
Hong Kong Sucky Song00:05:47
Excuse me.
Got to hold it and let it hit the brain, dude.
Got holding it.
And shut up, dude.
I'm not an addict.
I'm not a druggie, dude.
Just shut up.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God, dude.
Oh, God.
Cheers to everybody out there.
Just poured myself a new beer here.
All right.
Are we ready, engineer?
Because all these fucking idiots saying that I'm Stalling over here, that I'm Joseph Stalling.
I'm Go Seth Stalling.
I'm not Stalin.
Do you got the shit or not?
All right.
I don't even want to know what the hell you chose, but without any further ado, folks, okay?
Without any further ado, let's just go ahead and get to the engineer's choice because O'Rano Donovan, this fucking guy who's been giving the donos, giving the engineer his choice.
Here we go.
So let's go ahead.
What is it, Engineer?
Play it for Christ's sake.
Mother love me, long time, long time.
Sucky, sucky, fucky, fucky.
One tongue hung tongue hung tongue.
Fuckin' shit on me, engineer!
Ah, Jesus fucking Christ, man.
What the fuck, NGDF?
What the fuck, man?
Hong Kong, Hong Kong, Hong Kong, Hong Kong, one time, one time, one time, one time, oh my god.
Lammy, long time, feed up my long tongue.
Go back to Hong Kong.
Look, I'm sorry, folks.
You know, what could be interpreted as a matter of fact?
I don't know what the hell his problem is, dude.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
He's making me want to belch, for Christ's sake.
I'll send you back to Hong Kong.
Mother love me long.
What the fuck?
I'll send you back to Hong Kong.
You'll send her back to Hong Kong.
I'll send her back to Hong Kong!
One time Hong Kong, one time, one time, one time Love me long time, feet on my lungs long Go back to Hong Kong, I'll send you back to Hong Kong I'll send you back to Hong Kong?!
What?!
What the fuck, engineer?
God damn it!
Sucky, sucky, fucky, fucky One time, Hong Kong, Hong Kong One time, Hong Kong, one time One time, one time One little feet on my legs long Girl, send her back to Hong Kong.
If you don't sucky sucky long time, you're going to send her back to Hong Kong.
One time, one time.
Go back to Hong Kong.
I mean, how long is this shit on time?
Sucky, sucky, fucky, fucky, one time, Hong Kong, Hong Kong.
We owe a Rano Donovan, so we gotta keep this going.
All right, unfortunately, this is the engineer choice, dude.
This is the engineer choice.
Mother love me, long time, long time.
Sucky, sucky, fucky, fucky.
One time, I'll take you back to Hong Kong.
Mother love me, long time, long time.
Sucky, sucky, fucking long.
Now I'm sinking to you guys' levels.
Now I'm sinking to your fucking disgusting fucking time.
Feed up my long song.
Go back to Hong Kong.
I'll take you back to Hong Kong.
Sucky, sucky, fucky, fucky.
One time, Hong Kong, Hong Kong.
I mean, seriously, dude, it's catching.
Go back to Hong Kong.
All right.
All right.
Alright, that's enough.
You know.
What?
Anybody there?
I don't want to lose this bottle.
What?
Alright, that's enough.
We get it.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Alright, everybody put down their bowls of rice.
All right.
I don't know what the fuck that was about.
Once again, y'all gave the engineer his choice, and there he is.
So, you know, fucking whatever, dude.
You know what, engineer?
Fucked Up Dedication00:11:48
We're going to have a fucking talk, dude.
Seriously, man.
There's something wrong with you, man.
I mean, I don't know what to say, dude.
Anyway, O'Rano Donovan, thanks a lot, dude.
Thanks a lot for making me and my show sound like a bunch of racists because I don't know this fucking engineer.
We got to do a background check or something.
I have no fucking idea.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on.
We got three more to go.
Don't do any more dodos.
Excuse me.
All right.
Don't do any more dodos.
We got three more to go.
So let's do this, okay?
The ghost chat requested this one and he said, a song from chat to you, ghost.
Oh, yeah, what the fuck is that?
A song from chat to me.
Huh?
All right, what song is that?
Hold on.
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
What is this?
This song is for anybody who's ever had a dream.
Give up, give up.
You are never gonna make it.
Give up, give up.
You are never gonna make it.
Give up, give up.
You are never gonna make it.
Why are y'all so hurt?
You suck, you suck.
Christmas day was yesterday.
You suck.
You are never gonna make it.
You suck, you suck.
Now, here's a little help.
Do us all a favor and kill yourself.
Yeah, you can chase a holy grail and kill myself.
Why are we all doing this now?
Doesn't matter what you do.
Your dreams will never come true.
When they talk about you, they laugh.
All your friends make fun of you behind your back.
Everybody knows that you hit rock bottom.
Your daddy, butch and statty, wore a condom.
And I'm not blowing the set of money.
Fuck you.
This is the chat.
Give up.
You are never gonna make it.
Give up.
Give up.
You are never gonna make it.
You see, these are my fans.
These are my souls.
But why are you gonna break it?
You suck, you suck.
You are never gonna make it.
You suck, you suck.
You are never gonna make it.
You suck, you suck.
Now, here's a little help.
Do us all a favor and kill yourself.
Yeah, you're doing all that work for nothing.
You should go stick your head inside an ugly.
I mean, come on, man.
This is a fucked up song for you sons of bitches to be dedicating to me.
Yeah, look, but I got you for Christmas.
A big knife, now go and get your wrists slit.
You are never ever gonna get bigger.
Put a gun to your head and pull the trigger.
Everything that you want, you can't have it.
So why don't you walk into oncoming traffic?
Are you gonna keep trying to say that?
Then swallow this bottle of training.
You are never gonna make it.
Give up.
You are never gonna make it.
Give up, give up.
You are never gonna make it.
You got a lot of heart, but now I'm gonna break it.
You suck, you suck.
You are never gonna make it.
Yeah, hold on.
Put the PC shot on.
that song earlier was offensive shout out to engineer thank you for calling out ghost for his racism wait what are you talking about Was posted by an inner circle gold member to remove this TPS watermark.
Here we go with a fucking inner circle gold pro membership.
There is no inner circle.
These people are trolling you.
Do not listen to these idiots, alright?
There is no inner circle gold bullshit.
It's crap.
All right.
It's crap.
It's fucking crap.
Anyway, let's listen to the rest of this song.
And if this is you, Chad, dedicating this song to me, go shove it up your ass, man.
Seriously, go shove it up, your goddamn clogged up pooper.
Play the shit.
You suck.
You are never gonna make it.
You suck, you suck.
Now, here's a little help.
Do us all a favor and kill yourself.
Yeah, real fucking real fuck.
Hey, guys.
Right now, we're trying to raise money to make Joe goes to Finland and Joe goes to Sweden.
If you'd like to donate, go to indiegogo.com/slash.
Fuck, fuck you, man.
What are you talking about?
Are you kidding me?
Hey, because I made this fruity ass song, I was wanting to go to Sweden and Finland because go fuck off, dude.
Fuck off.
Here we go.
Especially when they're on the bottom.
Here we go.
I'm almost done.
You see what I'm saying?
I'm almost done.
And these motherfuckers, you know, look, you see this?
You see this?
Especially when there are many, many.
All right, dumbass, since it wasn't clear enough last time.
Do not do this dono until after radio graffiti.
NG gets another free choice because your relaxed brain can't comprehend.
Jesus Christ.
Do radio graffiti.
Then do this donut.
All right.
All right.
I get it.
Shut up.
All right.
One time.
One time is all you got to tell me, all right?
I'm not a fucking tar.
One fucking time is all you got to tell me, you fucking idiot.
All right?
Jesus fucking Christ.
I was almost done, dude.
And then these two donuts came.
I was down to two more.
And then these fucking two came along, dude.
So, you know, it is what it is, dude.
I mean, I don't know what you want from me.
You guys always talk shit about me that, you know, Gosher, you know, you got this in the fucking videos and all this shit.
Dude, how can I stop people from donating?
I'm telling people not to donate.
I'm telling them not to do it, and they keep doing it.
How is that my fucking fault?
I have no idea.
All right.
And then, whenever I tell you, idiots not to donate, you idiots start scrolling in the chat room Talmudic magic, which I don't know what the fuck that means, but that's anti-Semitic and it's wrong, okay?
Anyway, let's get to the next.
What?
Hey, ghost, I found this music and would love for you to hear it.
Oh, no.
Will a couple of big followers donate some pesos to ghost and teach you?
Are you fucking joking?
Thank you.
You're not going to be able to do this all the time, dude.
This is not.
I mean, you sound like a fucking, like one of these fleabag kids when you go across the border that's coming over to you trying to sell you cheek lays in their underwear and shit.
Measure, I've got 520, and I would like for you to please go ahead and play my video.
And anybody who's out there, can you please pay the rest of the money so Mr. Senor Ghost can go ahead and play the video?
I would really appreciate it.
Everybody out there, please.
I would like for all of you please to donate.
I've got 520.
I need somebody else to do the 1520 so that we can go ahead and do this again.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's go.
The next video is by God's Mistake.
All right.
I don't know what the hell that means.
God's Mistake.
And said, I promise you'll actually laugh at this decently entertaining Jason.
All right.
Well, let's see what the hell this is.
All right.
If this is decently entertaining.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God, dude.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I mean, are you kidding me, dude?
All right.
Now, look, we may get copyrighted for this, but we shall see.
It's Gordon Ramsey.
I actually love Gordon Ramsey, by the way.
A decent level of hygiene basically is clean.
Anything over 30.
He's going to go in the shitter.
Here goes.
Here goes Gordon Ramsey right into a hotel shitter.
Christ, dude.
Don't.
Oh, Jesus.
And the reason we're going back and forth on the video is we're trying to, you know, not have the copyright police take us down here.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Why are you collecting that in a shitter?
That's gross.
Why are you collecting?
It's in somebody's...
Give it a little shake there.
See what we can come up with here.
Put this in the machine.
Holy crap.
No.
I'm unconvinced that this place is clean.
Oh my god.
I mean, come on, dude.
It really stinks.
So just it's just the smell from here.
Oh my god.
Yeah, you can just looking at that floor, you can see the filth.
Took a year to get cleaned.
Oh my god.
And for all those that don't know, this is Gordon Ramsey Hotel Hell, which, you know, Gordon Ramsey's very good at creating content.
I gotta give him credit.
Well, there's a fucking bug.
Kind of a fucking bug is that?
Oh my gosh.
Karen.
Uh-oh, here we go.
Time to gather around the people that work in this dump and the owner.
Please, let's go.
Quick.
All right, give them the fucking traditional Gordon Ramsey tongue-lashing.
I've just done a swab test with the carpet.
I told her, the smell is gross.
Anything above 30, you're in the danger zone for unhygienic.
Oh, my God.
Horrible.
And I don't even know what to say about that.
But hey, you know, you know, this is what happens when women are in charge.
I'm just saying, I'm not meaning to be sexist.
All right, but I'm just, you know, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, let's move on, dude.
I got to hurry up, man.
All right.
I want to hurry up and get through with these so that we can, you know, move on.
All right.
Here, Love You Ghost requested this one here, okay?
Love you.
I'm not sexist, dude.
That's just my opinion.
All right.
Women, as we currently stand, have every right to do whatever the hell they want.
I just personally believe that, you know, we shouldn't vote for them.
You know, we shouldn't, you know, be hiring them in positions that give them authority.
They're always fucking up.
I don't know how many times that we have to be proven that, you know, women, they just like to fuck up and not bear responsibility for their fuck-ups.
You know, whenever you tell them, hey, you fucked up, they go crying.
You know, they have Niagara Falls on their face.
And that's all they get away with shit, dude.
So just saying, these women, you know, I just, I don't, I don't, I wouldn't trust them for anything.
I'm sorry.
It is what it is.
All right.
Anyway, Love You Ghost requested this one.
I don't know what the hell this is, but go ahead and put on the PC shot.
Once again, Love You Ghost requested this.
They're one of the most together and expands.
Is that Oprah Winfrey?
Welcome, Focus.
Is that Oprah?
Focus.
Focus, hocus, pocus, son.
Let's give him a shot.
This guy's tripping out on acid.
We got some pretty good classic rock and roll feel here.
how the vocals are and once again we're going to go back and forth to the video because of uh you know we don't want to get taken down in midstream here What the fuck?
Flute Acid Trip00:10:44
What the fuck?
The actual party?
Oh, God.
I've never heard of this yodeling son of a bitch.
I mean, are you fucking joking?
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Fuckin' yodel rock.
Yodeling rock.
Oh my god, no.
What the fu- are you shitting me?
People actually purchased this.
People actually went to a record store back in the day and purchased this shit.
I mean, you've got to be.
You gotta be kidding me.
You've gotta be kidding me.
You've gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be s- I mean, what the fuck, dude?
What?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
I mean, WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!
THIS ISN'T BOOMER ROCK, DUDE SHUT UP!
This isn't boomer rock asshole.
All right, fucking assholes stupid dumb, fucking idiots.
Dude, all right, this is lazy rock.
This is fucking wannabe stat man.
And what?
He's gonna play a fucking flute.
He's going to play a fucking flute, too, on top of this shit.
He's playing the fucking flute.
I mean dude, this is.
I'm telling you, I don't dig this at all.
I don't dig this at all.
Now he's whistling.
People bought this shit at the record store, dude.
I mean, you know, people bought this at the fucking record store.
Seriously.
I'm not even joking around man, they're not even.
This is just.
You know, I have no idea what the fuck to say.
I have no idea what the fuck to say.
I have no idea what to say to this dude.
I'm serious, I've had about enough of this.
All right, turn this fucking garbage off.
I mean seriously man Jesus, Fucking Christ, and they're, and they're like, yay spaghetti yay, all right, can we get to the last?
Well, look here, we got the last one here, and they know, Ron O'Donovan said he wanted to do engineers after radio graffiti, which I don't know if you're gonna get it dude, because you know I'm just gonna do yours now dude, I'm sorry, all right, that's all I'm gonna do.
All right anyway, everything is okay.
Requested this one for a $20, 20 bucker.
Everything is okay.
Requested this, what it?
Oh, Jesus Christ, I mean, come on dude, why do y'all keep requesting this song for me to listen to?
I mean seriously, why?
What is it?
What is it That suicide is painless?
It brings on many changes.
And I can take or leave it if I please.
The game of life is hard to play.
I'm going to lose it anyway.
The losing choir I'll someday lay.
So this is all I've got to say.
I'm serious, dude.
Why do y'all always play this?
Why are y'all requesting this for me?
I mean, seriously, man.
I mean, what the fuck?
Are y'all trying to tell me something?
Because I want to tell y'all right now, I will never commit suicide.
Just letting everybody know right now, all right?
I will never commit suicide, for Christ's sake, all right?
All right, let's sing it one more time.
Suicide is painless.
It brings on many changes.
And I could take or leave it if I please.
A brave man works.
All right, I'm telling you.
And look, look, stop trying to suggest to me that I should kill myself.
I am not going to kill myself, okay?
All right, I'm not going to fucking kill myself.
So just shut up or ass, all right?
Ask me.
Here, let's let's just sing one more time.
Suicide is painless.
It brings on many changes.
And I could take or leave it if I please.
And you can do the same thing if you please.
All right.
All right.
Let's go ahead and continue here.
All right.
All right.
Look, this is the last one.
It's Orano Donovan.
Okay.
It is O'Rono Donovan.
And O'Rono Donovan, and I know you wanted to do it after Radio Graffiti.
We got to get done with yours, and that's it.
I'm just, I'm sorry, okay?
All right, I don't want to, I don't want to do anything after the fucking Radio Graffiti or any of that bullshit.
So I don't know what the engineer is going to want.
I don't know why you keep donating for the engineer to play shit, but I don't know.
All right, engineer, one more song, okay?
And please, let's make sure that it's not racist, okay?
All right, can we make sure that it's not racist, engineer?
All right, here we go.
Let the engineer go ahead and look.
This is the last dono, video dono, even though Pet Mexican donated five bucks and 20 cents thinking that people were gonna fucking, I don't know, just fucking out of bean and cheese charity, you know, throw him a couple of bucks or whatever.
But anyway, let me go ahead and wait for the engineer to go ahead and do what he's gonna do.
And what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna have more beer, baby.
You goddamn right.
You're goddamn right, you son of a bitch, all right?
And anybody that's out there saying, oh, Gosh, you know, you're just you're a fucking addict, and you know, you need help.
And you know what?
Eat my dick up to your hiccup.
It's all I got to say, all right?
That's all I got to say.
Now, I hope that whatever damn video or whatever, it's going to be music, whatever he chooses is not something racist because, I mean, that's all he's been choosing as of late.
Go ahead and open up this shit.
Get this fucking bottle opener out of here.
Hey, everybody in the chat room saying that I'm stalling.
Go fuck yourself, dude.
All right.
Go fuck yourself.
And look, Pet Mexican, we appreciate you, dude.
All right.
Don't feel sad.
Don't be feels bad, man.
All right.
I'm just saying, dude, all right?
Don't be a feels bad man.
That's right.
This is the last thing that we want to see is a feels bad man.
All right.
All right.
Let me go ahead and take a drink of this.
Dude, shut the fuck up and stop saying I'm stalling because I'm not, man.
All right.
The engineer is getting his goddamn video or fucking song ready.
Where the fuck he's going to play?
So everybody just shut the fuck up.
Christ, dude.
I'm fucking sitting over here.
I'm trying to fucking do a show here.
And you people, hurry up, okay?
Hurry the fuck up.
It's like you're fucking those stupid dork bosses with four eyes and freckle face.
And they look slovenly, but they're the boss.
And they're fucking telling you, hey, hurry up.
And they're tapping on their fucking cheap ass watch and shit.
I fucking hate that shit, dude.
I fucking hate that, man.
All right.
Are we ready, engineer?
Because these fucking people are saying I'm stalling here.
Are you ready, please?
All right.
Well, I don't know what the engineer has chosen.
He has promised me.
And let me tell you something, it's your job if you don't fuck, if there's anything goddamn racist, it's your job.
What is this?
Hey, asshole.
Name me a time and place in San N.
It's legal for two consenting adults in Texas to fight.
Jesus Christ.
Name me a time and place and I'll hand your ass to you on a platter.
Pet Mexican gets his vid because you're autism.
You know, Aron O'Donovan, you're a fucking piece of shit.
You know that?
Aron O'Donovan, you're a fucking piece of garbage.
First of all, trying to challenge me to a violent fight, which you know, I'll kick the shit out of you.
I mean, you gotta know I will beat the living bee Jesus out of you.
I'd leave you like a sack of wet mice on the fucking road for Christ's sake, first of all.
And secondly, why are you donating to the pet Mexican over here?
Pet Mexican Autism Challenge00:07:54
Huh?
Why are you donating for the pet Mexican?
What is this?
I'm a staller.
Yeah, fuck you, dude.
You know what?
Fuck off.
You know, now that you assholes are emphasizing that I am stalling, I am going to stall.
Huh?
How do you like that shit, you fucking piece of crap?
I am going to stall.
So just sit there, spit on your hand, wax your fucking carrot, because that's the only thing that you're going to be pleasureful about.
Ah, here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Ghost Secret Fantasy.
I can't even spell secret right.
You said C-Crack fantasy, you fucking idiot.
And take a whiff of that while you're at it.
All right, let me take a smoke and let's get to fucking engineer's O'Rono Donovan fucking donation for Christ's sake.
Here we go give me a smoke.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
You got to hold it in and let it hit the brain, dude.
All right, let's go ahead.
You got it, engineer?
Put the shit on.
I'm tired of these people saying that I'm stalling over here, okay?
Please put the shit on.
What the fuck?
We can't hear it, Engineer.
you put it up is there one with a better fucking is there one with a better yeah there it is Is he saying pussy?
Anytime you can get it.
Did he just say pussy?
Now you're filthy, engineer.
So many holes How do you know this song?
Who doesn't share?
I said, look, baby, if you're clean, I don't care.
I had to play it on the safe side.
I need protection.
She started rubbing on my dick to let a wreck it.
I fucked a hole in the alley without hating.
Oh, my God.
You gotta be shitting me.
She gotta stick it in a key hoe.
Pussy ain't got no face.
What the fuck is this, Engineer?
Good God.
What the fuck?
Looking for home paint, keep painting.
Pretty long hair, or nappy and balls.
If you got a clean pussy, I'll fuck you all.
It really don't matter to me, you see.
I'll fuck your brain.
I fancy all ugly.
A girl was on my tip.
I had to take her to the crib.
But little did she know that she was an ugly hoe.
What the fuck am I listening to?
I fucked her and I fucked her.
And no, I'm not ashamed.
Spit slide, juicy lips, walls to walls.
All that juice dripping off my ball.
God, this is filthy.
If you was ugly, then I fucked her.
I got taste.
But keep in mind that your pussy ain't got no face.
Pussy ain't got no face.
You got to stick it in the pee hole.
He ain't got no face, no face.
You got to stick it in a pee hole.
I got a lot of fucking problems, dude.
I didn't know that you listened to bullshit like this, dude.
What the fuck is this?
Where did you find this?
Why are you listening to shit like this?
God, dude.
But don't get me wrong, I like the pretty ones, though.
But they be trying to diss.
So I'ma tell you like this.
Fuck every chance you get.
And then afterwards, piss.
Bitches is bitches.
And facts are tracks.
You just wanna bust a nothing till I hold it back.
I mean, good God.
This is a filthy.
I'm losing listeners because of this song.
I'm losing listeners, engineer.
I'm losing listeners.
It has lips for no face.
It has lips but no face.
What the fuck?
Pussy, pussy, face, pussy.
Oh, my God.
Engineer, what the fuck, man?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, all right.
Dude, turn that shit off, engineer.
Seriously, dude.
Turn the shit off, man.
I mean, for fuck's sake, that's fucking filthy, man.
I mean, I told you to go and look for something not racist.
I didn't.
You know, me and the engineer are going to have a talk, dude.
That was fucking dispossess.
You got to stick it in the pee hole.
Can be even hole.
There are many, many of them.
Jesus Christ.
Bat nipple knick.
All right.
All right.
Whatever, you fucking idiot.
All right.
All right.
I've got now three more.
These fucking, these things keep piling up, dude.
I mean, I don't know what you people want me to do.
I'm telling people.
I'm telling people right now, do not donate.
And people keep fucking donating, dude.
So it is what it is.
I don't know what y'all people blame me for it, and I don't understand why.
You people blame me, and I don't know.
I'm the victim here.
I'm the victim, okay?
People keep doning.
I'm the fucking victim, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's move on.
Let's not get into a soliloquy.
The pet Mexican's donation finally got fulfilled because of O'Rano Donovan.
So, I hope the pet Mexican is going to clean the fucking, you know, hubcaps of Orano Donovan's car because of this.
But let's go ahead and see what the pet Mexican was so eager to donate.
All right, what is this?
Are you, dude?
Are you fucking kidding me, Pet Mexican?
I mean, this is what Pet Mexican said: Hey, ghost, I found this music that you would love to hear.
You're losing listeners because you're stalling and we want radio graffiti.
I'm not stalling, you fucking idiot.
What are you talking about?
Fucking shit, man.
Anyway, the pet Mexican said, Hey, ghost, I found this music and would love for you to hear it.
Will a couple of big ballers donate pay?
All right, listen.
This is what Orano Donovan spent 15 bucks funding the goddamn pet Mexicans dono.
This is what the pet Mexican did.
Here it is.
Look at this shit.
What the fuck?
Who motherfucker out there in the USA don't know nothing about nothing?
China owns all you motherfucker.
So you keep paying your taxes, and we're going to sit here and take over all you American motherfucker.
We're going to take over all you American motherfucker.
And there's nothing you can do about it.
That's right.
So all of you stupid American motherfucker, you better know that you don't stand a chance with the government and communist government of China.
So all you stupid American motherfucker, you want to know why we do what we do?
China Owns America00:02:50
You want to know why we do what we do?
We do it for Chairman Ma!
WE DO IT FOR CHAIRMAN MAN No, my stomach hurt Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh!
I've got nothing else to say I am Mr. Fortune Cookie.
Thank you very much.
All right, we got an impromptu by Mr. Fortune Cookie because of this live China song here.
Ah, dude, shut up, don't...
Don't tell me that you hear the Home Depot song in this shit.
These people are saying, I hear the Home Depot in this.
I hear the Home Depot in this.
He's going wild and he's going to solo style, baby.
He's getting down, baby!
Memories in the corner of my mind.
Thank you very much, the pet Mexican.
Yellow Belly Ghost Metal00:17:51
No wonder.
No wonder the pet Mexican wanted to hear this so badly.
No wonder that was the pet Mexican.
Yellow Belly Ghost.
I warned you.
You brought this on yourself.
Enjoy smiley faces.
All right, well, whatever.
Go suck a cock with it, all right?
Jesus Christ.
I've told you all to stop donating.
How about that shit?
All right, I told you all to stop donating, but for whatever reason, you know, you just want to.
It is what it is.
Anyway, O'Rono Donovan needs a thank you for that one, as well as the pet Mexican.
So, O'Rono Donovan, cheers to you and the pet Mexican.
Well, I don't appreciate you giving engineers choice, but cheers to you anyway, surprisingly.
Oh, no, what the fuck is this?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Ghost Secret Fantasy?
This is by Ghost Secret Fantasy, dude.
Listen to this.
What are you thinking about?
Oh, you fucking turn that shit off for Christ's sake.
You fucking stupid son of a bitch.
Who the fuck?
Good damn it, man.
Look, look, y'all motherfuckers aren't going to get goddamn radio graffiti in this shit if you're going to be pulling off garbage like this.
If you're going to be pulling off garbage like this, you can go fuck yourselves when it comes to fucking radio graffiti and fucking shout outs, you piece of shit.
All right?
You fucking assholes.
Look, I got two more to do, and that's it.
And look at these fucking idiots laughing for Christ's sake.
That's not funny, dude.
That's sick.
That's fucking sick, is what it is.
Jesus Christ, I gotta fuck it Louie.
Hold on.
I gotta I gotta I got a fucking.
I got to vet these videos, dude.
This next one is by somebody named Bat Nipple Milk Supply, which sounds like a fucking sick ass goddamn.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Are you kidding me?
Is this this goddamn stupid fucking, uh, what kind of method?
Is this?
Well, what metal is it?
Before I even say it, what is this?
What is this?
What is this?
Batmetal?
I'm going to be going on and off from the video.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
So now cartoons are making metal now.
Is that it?
Is that what we got going on here?
Oh, are you fucking shitting me?
Hold on, pause this.
Whoever the hell produced this is making fun of metal, and I'm personally offended.
I am personally offended.
I'm just saying, I am personally offended.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
They are making fun of metal, and I don't appreciate that.
Pause this.
Listen, listen, listen.
I know you idiots in here, you think, hey, this is great.
It's on a cartoon, and yay, spaghetti, and all that bullshit.
These fuckers are making fun of metal, and I don't appreciate it, okay?
I don't fucking appreciate it.
Whoever the fucking cartoon fucking creator of this, they are making fun of metal.
Fuck you, whoever did this.
I'm not even joking.
I played some more of this crap I mean seriously this is making fun of metal and I don't appreciate it dude I don't It's trying to emasculate metal.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
You got to do that fucking break.
I mean, this is emasculating metal is what it is.
And I don't appreciate it one day.
It's emasculating.
Look at things going in people's asses.
Look at that.
What did I tell you?
Emasculating fucking metal.
Emasculating fucking metal, dude.
Jesus Christ.
I'm so sick of this cartoon kind of shit.
I am so sick.
Look at this.
Spreading his ass cheeks.
Why is he spreading his ass cheeks?
Fucking emasculating metal.
It pisses me off.
I mean, seriously, man.
Hey, look at this.
Emphasizing his ball sack.
I'm duggun your wolves.
How long is this?
Yeah, you hate this.
You're damn right, I hate it.
I mean, give me a break.
Look at this.
Look at this.
I mean, emasculating metal.
Emasculating metal, dude.
Take this shit off my fucking screen for Christ's sake with these goddamn cartoon fetish bastards.
I'm telling you right now, man.
I'm tired of you cartoon fetish idiots, dude.
Fucking idiots are trying to fucking make fun of goddamn metal.
What is it, Vice Chairman Fried Rice?
I ban metal in my home country.
It encourages retaliation, free will, and obesity.
It doesn't encourage obesity, you fucking idiot.
Shut up, all right.
Anyway, Yellow Belly Ghost is the last, hopefully the last fucking video dono here.
And he said, I warned you, you brought this on yourself.
Enjoy.
All right, what the fuck is this?
All right, what?
What did I?
Oh, God.
Look, I can't promise that I can fucking play all this video, dude.
Remember, if you're going to give me copyrighted shit, you've got to remember that, you know, YouTube's got algorithms and they'll pull me offline in the middle of airing the shit.
And you're running the risk of that, dude.
Here it is, some fucking idiot, you know, fucking, what the hell is this guy's name?
Fucking Yellow Belly Ghost, you know, going after this red velvet bullshit again.
And back, we're going to go back and forth on the video because we're going to try to evade a copyright takedown here.
But Jesus Christ, what the fuck?
I mean, pause this.
These fucking dumb Oriental broads are literally ripping off fucking Beyonce.
I'm not even joking around.
It is so fucking disgustingly sad.
Let's play the rest of this shit Give me a break dude What?
Did she just say the N word?
I literally thought I heard her say the N-word with a hard R right there.
I literally thought I just heard her say that.
Of these hip-hop bimbos in America.
I'm fucking loving.
You know, hold on, hold on.
Pause this shit.
Pause this shit.
I mean, how many of you people really like this garbage?
All right, yeah, y'all are throwing F's and shit.
Go fucking shoving up your goddamn clogged up colon hole.
How many people like this actual crap?
This is garbage music.
How anybody likes this crap once again reinforces why we need to make anime illegal in America and consider it propaganda from the Japs.
All right, because I think, and I've said it before, and I'll say it again: anime is a psychological weapon used against America for payback for Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
I completely believe that.
I completely believe it.
I completely believe it.
Hey, look, some of these people like this shit.
Did you see it?
Look at the chat room.
Some of these dumb asses actually like this shit.
They are literally ripping off hip hop music.
I mean, come up with something original there.
I mean, didn't y'all have that fruity fat fucking Korean?
You know, that half a fucking fat femme Korean.
What was the name?
Fucking Gog Num Style.
That's stupid.
Stick to that dumb shit.
I mean, seriously, man.
Stick to that dumb shit It sucks dude This shit absolutely fucking sucks.
I'm sorry.
This sucks.
How and why this is popular, I have no fucking idea.
And you know, hold on, pause it.
It's much like Tim McCrab was saying.
Tim McCrabb said that this is being funded by the Korean, South Korean government because they have a ban on pornography in South Korea.
And this is like legal pornographic material to them.
This is obvious.
He is fucking obvious, man.
Oh Listen, we've got about 20 more seconds of this, okay?
But you people that like this, you got a fucking problem is all I gotta say.
You got a fucking problem, right?
That's all there is to it.
Thank you, you fucking dumb, stupid, fucking Korean fucking propagandist substitution for pornographic material, pieces of fucking garbage.
All right, now we are completely finished with the $20, 20 buckers up in here.
I guess we'll go ahead and get ready for some radio graffiti.
Now, everybody knows that I've got to take a little bit of a break because I've got to hook up the radio graffiti.
And moreover, I've got to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that's in between my legs out here because I've, how long have I been on?
I've been on here for over six fucking hours, dude?
Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
I've been over here for six hours and have not taken a piss.
And how many fucking beers have we got?
Two, four, six, seven, eight.
I'm drinking eight beers and I have yet to take a fucking piss.
So that's what I'm going to do, okay?
On top of hooking it up with radio graffiti.
Now, what I'm going to do here is I'm going to leave you guys here with something so that, hold on, what did tinfoil Texan just say?
What did you say, boy?
Huh?
Anime is MK Ultra fucking LOA.
Yeah, you fucking goddamn right it is.
Just take a look at how it's feminized American males.
Take a look at how it's made American males feel that they should be waxing their character cartoon fetished women than actually going out and getting a woman.
All right.
This is serious business.
And I think people need to wake up and smell the goddamn fried rice before our whole male contingent in this country is completely feminized because of this goddamn stupid anime bullshit.
All right.
I'm not joking either.
I know you people think, whatever, ghosts.
Oh, what am I?!
Aww, dude!
UUUUHHHHHHHH If it's a snake in the ass or something of that nature, dude, I'm done.
I'm serious.
You can go fucking shove your radio graffiti and all that other shit up your ass.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on just a second.
Let me just make sure that this isn't.
All right.
I think so.
Oh, wait a minute.
Okay.
All right.
Dark me magician girl.
And wait a minute.
It's only two minutes and 29 seconds, dude.
I need a little bit more than that to fucking take a fucking piss, dude.
All right.
I got to take a piss and set up the goddamn radio graffiti.
I mean, for fuck's sake, man.
I mean, that's why I, you know, dark.
Jesus.
I don't even know why I even bother for fuck's sake, man.
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.
You know what?
You can set up radio graffiti and you can take a piss in under three minutes, okay?
I mean, this is fucking torture.
I keep telling you guys, this shit is fucking torture.
This is the kind of garbage.
This is the kind of garbage that they give people at Guantanamo Bay, man.
It's fucking horrible, man.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, folks.
All right.
Let me see here.
It can be done.
Go fuck yourself.
All right, here we go.
I'm gonna leave it on this, okay?
Just put it on repeat.
Jesus fucking crazy.
Hold on.
Do I?
I mean, do I have to fucking do this?
I have to do all this special bullshit for Christ's sake.
I don't know how to put it on fucking repeat.
There is.
Oh, here, loop.
All right, good.
All right, here it is.
All right, Dark Me Magician Girl, play it.
I'll be right back.
All right,
Need More Beer Now00:03:08
I think we're back.
All right, we did that.
Well, we did that a little bit to around three minutes.
All right, let's go ahead and pause that shit.
Let's go ahead and take this off.
All right, now let's go ahead.
All right, before I get to radio graffiti, hold on.
I need something.
You all know I need something, man.
I need more beer.
Fucking goddamn right, for Christ's sake, man.
Need more fucking beer.
All right, where's my goddamn bottle opener for this son of a bitch?
Not to mention, I haven't taken any shots, but you know, who's fucking looking, you know?
Anyway, let's go ahead.
Let's do this.
Sorry, folks.
I'm sorry.
I've got to have beer.
It's the only thing that makes this palatable.
All right.
You guys really make this show very difficult to do.
And I don't think that you fucking give a shit, first of all, or appreciate it, but that's just the way it is.
All right.
That's just the way it is, for Christ's sake.
All right.
Let me go ahead and take another smoke.
Hey, listen, if you guys are going to talk shit about me in the chat room, go fuck yourselves, dude.
All right.
You're lucky I'm up here.
I'm up here for six hours and 15 minutes taking nothing but fucking chastising and besmirching from you fucking people.
So, I mean, you guys are even lucky I'm even here.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Let me go ahead and take a smoke.
All right.
Anyway, it is about that time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, and I'm talking about radiography.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti.
Hold on, I got to blow this out here.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give a call to that number right there, 515-604-9052.
And once the operator bitch starts talking, all you got to do is push in that code right there, 844-286, and the hashtag or pound key.
And once you do, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
And when I call on your area code or on your name, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
Now, before we get to Radio Graffiti, I would like to remind everybody to please, if you have a phone, make sure it's worth a shit that we can hear you.
We don't want to hear any Obama phones.
We don't want any Helen Keller death mutes.
And if you're on the hold for Radio Graffiti right now, you better be ready once you're called on, okay?
I have to give that preamble.
Even after all these fucking years that we do this, it is what it is.
So make sure that your phone is all the way up.
Make sure that you're talking loud, etc.
All right.
So let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer.
All right.
Hey, engineer, do we got any goddamn radio graffiti callers to be had up in this son of a bitch?
No, man.
Radio Graffiti Callers00:15:20
All right.
Well, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
All right, let's go ahead and do that.
All right, let's go to who the hell is this?
Charlie Reed's hairline.
And read it graffiti.
And I don't know why the world ain't that nigger.
It's not like that.
I don't pay attention to all that stuff.
I think no niggers.
All right.
Get that shit.
Get that racist shit out of here.
Real edgelord of you, dude.
Real fucking edgelord.
How about your true thoughts, radio graffiti?
Listen to me.
All right, listen, listen.
Why does it always have to refer to me being gay or me being some kind of a homo or something?
All right.
I've got garments, all right?
I've got a family.
I'm a fucking fucking, I'm a homo, dude, okay?
Nothing wrong with being a homosexual.
Okay, I'm just saying, not me, all right?
The side on my ass says enter.
All right, and that's all there is to it, okay?
And I know enough about butt sex to know that I may ever fucking do that ever, ever, ever.
So it is what it is, all right?
What?
That's why I say made because I can't confirm or deny I've done it to you.
Darmit!
Just shut the fuck up, asshole, all right?
That's an obvious splice.
All right, and let me tell you something.
All of you assholes that are in here trying to suggest that I'm some kind of a homosexual, you don't know shit from Shinola, dude.
You don't know fucking shit from Shinola.
How about who the hell is this?
Tub Guy, Radio Graffiti.
I made it out of clay.
And when it's drop and ready, but tildo I shall play.
I made you out of play.
Dildo, dildo, dildo, but dildo I shall play.
Now you try it, ghost.
Just spin with it with your fingers like this.
Oh my god, I'm being shackled at my fucking little rosebud asshole there.
Hey, what the hell are you doing?
Oh, hello, booty scratcher.
We're playing tildo.
You want to try?
Oh, my.
Soon, is the last tilde that you just made of clay?
But I'm not gonna play with it because achieve this fucking day.
You motherfucking stupid.
Take the shit off!
Fucking Tub Guy and African Booty Scratcher!
You fucking kidd me!
Fucking African booty scratcher!
What the fuck?
Fucking Tub Guy!
Fucking idiots!
Where the fuck did you assholes come from, man?
Under what troll rock?
What under what troll ball sack did you fucking crawl up from under for Christ's sake, man?
To the point where you're making a fucking duos with each other.
Fucking hell.
And if you're not familiar, folks, that was Tub Guy and the African booty scratcher.
If you've been listening to the broadcast for since, never mind.
If you've been listening to me for a couple of years, you know who the fuck that is.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Fucking hell, dude.
And what the hell is this, dude?
What's next?
What's next on Radio Graffiti?
The origin of ghost radio graffiti.
Sneakiest chameleon for J-Man Radio Graffiti.
And what is this?
I guess that means cans have been an integral part of your life, eh, Ghost?
Yeah, you know what?
Actually, they actually have, dude.
They actually have.
Come on, that's this album.
Nick Fuente's fancy.
Porce!
Congratulations!
It's a boy!
A heavy one.
Are you fucking...
You know what, dude?
Get this shit out of my fucking fucking face, dude.
I'm telling you, you guys piss me the fuck off, dude.
You guys piss me the fuck off.
Anyway, while you fucking idiots are laughing at me being besmirched on Radio Graffiti, we have another video dono by Anonymous, and we're going to play it right now.
Nick Flente's fan confronts two ghost fans outside of a Trump rally.
Get the fuck out of it.
Better not be for real.
All right, this better not be for real because if that's the case, me and Nick Fuentes are gonna have some fucking problems here, and I'm not joking around.
All right, Nick.
Uh, fuck you, anonymous.
Whoever the hell donated is, you're a fucking asshole.
You know that?
I stopped radio graffiti for this.
I stopped radio graffiti for this.
And this is this is what, quote, Nick Fuentes fans confront two ghost fans outside of a Trump rally.
Here this is.
Look at this shit.
So, Americans, are you going to the concert tonight?
Oh, Jeb here is.
He's a big fan of DK Brains, Jeff.
What am I supposed to have?
I like your style, Americans.
Very good.
You're part of the Reich now.
Subject of the Great Fuhrer.
I hope for your sake you consider the Reich and all its glorious people your own.
Yes, of course, sir.
Let me give you some free advice.
You are witnessing a new dawn for America.
You have a choice in this new world because the time will come when, how do you say, the wheat detaches from the chaff?
Have you taken your German lessons?
Oh, yes, sir.
Good.
You, how do you say thank you in German?
Oh, of course, sir.
Let me see.
It's um yes, dang, dank, yes, out with it.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hold on, what is this?
If you don't start turning off video donos for RG, I will pay Kim Jong-un to nuke your trailer park.
You know, a vice chairman fried rice can- Can you shut up?
All right, this is supposedly a fucking Nick Fuentes fan confronting two ghost fans.
Real funny asshole.
My God.
Was that all right?
No, that was terrible.
You're butchering my beautiful language.
It's Dankashoon for dumped.
Say it.
Incorrect.
Dankashern.
Don't uh shall I've heard enough.
No more.
I'm so sorry, sir.
I'm still practicing.
You will practice hop.
Oh, I will, sir, and I am so sorry.
You fucking asshole.
Sir, are you?
You fucking made me stop radio graffiti because of that shit.
And not to mention, is Nick Fuente supposed to be the fucking Nazi?
He's a fucking Mexican.
He's a fucking Mexican, dude.
Jesus, fucker.
All right, let's get back to Radio Graffiti, folks.
My apologies here, all right?
Let's continue here.
How about who the fuck is this?
Impeach Donald Trump, Radio Graffiti.
Pettis Radio Graffiti.
Thunderfed Donald Trump beat Donald Trump.
Molested Donald Trump.
Bost Donald Trump.
Trying Donald Trump.
Homeless Donald Trump.
Getting on Donald Trump.
Broken arm. Donald Trump.
Broken leg. Donald Trump.
Broken head. Donald Trump.
Sick Donald Trump.
Dying. Donald Trump.
Dead Donald Trump.
All right.
Fucking Pettus, you fucking idiot.
You know, I could expect something fucking loose ass fruity like that from you.
All right.
Who the hell is next?
Harmonica Fan Radio Graffiti.
All right.
Shut, shut this fucking idiot.
Who the fuck do you think you are?
The blues travelers?
That shit sounded horrible.
All right.
That shit sounded fucking horrible.
All right, who is this?
Who the fuck is this?
Post after eating spaghetti, radio graffiti.
All right, dude, that's not funny, dude.
Take this shit off.
Take this shit off.
That's not funny, dude.
All right, this goes back, I think it was around springtime, early springtime, when I unfortunately ate a bad case of spaghetti that Mrs. Ghost had reheated for me from the previous day.
And I unfortunately almost died, all right, because, I mean, I just, it was horrible, dude.
I don't want to talk about it, but these fucking assholes always want to bring it up.
Anyway, who else?
We got the OG Granny radio graffiti.
Yes, you forgot to send a gift to your granny again.
But don't worry about it.
I already got the best present.
I know I'm on your only one any morning new Halloween room.
You fucking idiots, man.
Stop talking about my granny.
I'm turning shit, you fucking assholes.
Get it!
Fucking piece of shit!
You fucking piece of shit!
You fucking piece of shit!
Now listen!
And I'm talking to you, stupid troll punks!
You listen good!
This is the last time that you fucking idiots talk about my granny, you fucking piece of shit, man!
Not even the holidays, not even Christmas, can you fuckers just refrain from talking about my granny?
You fucking people know I love my granny!
You fucking pieces of fucking dog shit!
My granny was a pious woman!
She never cursed a day in her life.
Whenever she made food for us young'uns and she had anything left over, she'd give it to the neighbors, man.
And I fucking love my granny.
You fucking always twist the fucking knife.
You twist the fucking knife.
You put fucking salt on the wounds and shit.
Let me tell you something.
We're going into a new year, you fucking pieces of fucking cyber vermin shit.
And I'm warning you right now, you motherfuckers better stop doing this shit to my fucking granny, all right?
You fucking motherfucking piece of shit.
You better not fucking talk about my fucking granny, you goddamn gang.
Who's next?
Who the fuck is Jehudi Ghost radio graffiti?
American Game Master radio graffilters, radio graffiti.
Now, the only reason that I have the damn chat room in slow mode is because you people made it this way.
I had to implement chat room Sharia law because you people made it this way.
So get down on your knees and face San Antonio, and you face San Antonio now.
The fuck was that shit?
Was I a suicide bomber or some shit?
You fucking stupid, fucking stupid.
I'm tired of fucking burning.
Get this shit out of here.
I'm tired, dude.
You know, I mean, man, I'm up here fucking six hours and 30 minutes, man.
All I do is take fucking ridicule and besmirchment from you people.
That's all I fucking do.
Every fucking time.
Every fucking time.
We got this fucking shit out of here, man.
Get this fucking shit.
Oh, my God, man.
I'm fucking.
I'm tired of this bullshit, man.
I'm only taking a couple of more, man.
And I'm out of here.
You can all fuck yourselves, dude.
Seriously.
You can all fuck yourselves.
I'm tired of all of you, man.
Tyler, Radio Graffiti.
Are you fucking kidding me, Tyler?
Did you just fucking screw and chop shit that I just fucking said?
Man, I'm just so tired, dude.
I mean, you know, seriously, man, it never ends.
It's my life.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Tyler Creator Screwed00:14:33
Who else do we have here, man?
I'm only taking a couple more and I'm out of here.
Who the hell is Vanilla Fraggers Radio Graffiti?
You got an Obama computer or an Obama phone, and it sucks a cock with it, all right?
It sucks a cock with it.
How about how about Kylie, radio graffiti?
All right, I've been thinking.
When life gives you lemons, don't make a lemonade.
Life takes the lemons back.
Man, I don't want your damn lemons.
What am I supposed to do with these?
You just demand to see life's manager.
Life ruled the day and thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons.
Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down.
What the lemon?
All right.
Shut up!
For Christ's sake, that was fucking stupid.
That was fucking stupid for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
How about Don, radio graffiti?
Hey, girls, did you hear Trump has is in the piece now?
And we got President Nancy Pelosi.
Yo, fuck this.
This is a leftist piece of shit.
Who the fuck are you?
Are you a leftist piece of shit?
Yeah, you're a fucking left.
Get this fucking leftist piece of shit out of here for Christ's sake.
Probably being paid to call by the DNC.
All right, who the hell is this?
George Washington radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ, George Washington, I mean, hey, George Washington, it sounds like you're fucking talking to me from a time travel device.
It's coming in so fucking bad.
All right, let's take a couple of numbers here.
All right.
Let's take an anonymous radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, how's it going?
It's aesthetic, yeah.
Oh, Jesus Christ, we got aesthetic.
What's going on, dude?
Is there a Brony of the Year category this year?
Because I know you got to see one in the ghosties.
So I think I should win it off to Ash Wednesday and all.
Wait a minute.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Brony of the year, and why do you think that you deserve Brony of the Year?
What?
I can't hear you.
Why do you think that you deserve Brony of the Year?
Why do you think so?
Well, why not?
I mean, it was a memorable moment for Ash Wednesday.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Are you shitting me, aesthetic, dude?
I mean, are you coming out to me as a fucking brony up in here?
Well, I already did that.
All right, get this.
Get this fucking guy out of here.
I don't know what the fuck his problem is.
All right, I don't know what his fucking problem is, but I'm tired of it.
All right.
I'm serious.
I don't know what his fucking problem is, but fucking Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, who else do we got here?
Oh, I think we've got Keem Scarce on the fucking horn.
I don't know why he's calling, all right?
But let's go ahead.
What is going on, Keem Scares?
Are you there?
Hello, ghost.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can fucking hear you.
Can you fucking hear me, you fucking meatball-eating shithead?
I can fucking hear you, ghost.
So, hold on.
First off, shout out to Spermi of the Cat.
I forgot to give him a shout-out two times.
Second, ghost, how was your Hanukkah?
I didn't celebrate Hanukkah, you dickhead.
I celebrated Christmas.
I know you want to think that I'm a Jew, all right, but I'm not Jewish.
And so what if I was?
So what if I was ghost?
If I found out you were Jewish, I think I'd unsubscribe, man.
I'd have to unsubscribe and just never talk to you again.
Why the fuck would you unsubscribe if I was Jewish?
What kind of sense does that make?
Because, ghost, I mean, you know, I don't want to be related to you, man.
I don't want to be associated with you, ghost.
What are you talking about?
Wait a minute.
Aren't you like a fucking spaghetti, pizza-eating, linguina-eating fucking Italian?
Yeah, but I ain't Jewish, ghost.
Yeah, but you know, you should be kissing Jewish ass.
That's what most Italianes do.
You know?
You know, the Italian.
No, listen to me.
The Italian mob would have been nothing without the Jews, like Bugsy Siegel and Meyer Lansky and shit.
Get the hell out of there.
It's just some excuse, bro.
No, what are you talking about?
Hey, hey, hey, Meyer, excuse me, sir.
Excuse me.
Meyer Lansky.
Excuse me.
Meyer Lansky was the guy who created Lucky Luciano from the Gambino family.
All right.
That's a fact.
I don't know, Ghost.
I think you're just ass-kissing Jews.
I'm just ass-kissing Jews for Christ's sake, all right?
And whoever the hell, the Hyperion Corporation, they're standing behind you because you must have some kind of twink ass that you're leprechaun or something.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, of course you are.
You're leprechaun in your ass.
I'm glad that you're admitting it.
I'm glad you're admitting you're leprechauning your ass.
You could tell by the way you talk, for Christ's sake, you fucking cupcake.
Hold on, listen.
One last thing.
First off, before you forget to shut off the conference call, try to get that audio from the polls, man, because anybody can barely hear you.
Well, you know what?
I don't really give a.
Get this fucking meatball eating fucking linguini up the ass, having cannoli cocksucking son of a bitch off a fucking goddamn radio graffiti.
I'm fucking tired of this fucking idiot.
All right, I mean talking like you just got his balls cut off.
Hey, how you doing.
I'm Keemstar over here and let me tell you, I'm gonna talk like this and talk like I'm fucking Italian over here and I'm gonna just pretend like, even though my balls haven't fucking dropped, I'm gonna stay.
I'm gonna talk like a fucking Italian.
The fuck out of here.
And hey, didn't you hear me?
I schooled him on his own damn Italian.
And then look, that's not a lie.
The Italian mob would have been nothing without the Jewish mob.
All right, Bugsy Siegel was the guy who created Las Vegas, first and foremost.
Secondly, Meyer Lansky was the guy who advised Lucky Luciano.
So I'm just, I'm just saying dude, I'm just, I'm just saying you know I, I know my shit, I know my history, I know what I'm doing.
All right anyway, who else do we got here?
Uh, better than Pantera radio graffiti, what the fuck?
nigger alright look I'm not letting this nigger what What the fuck man?
I never said that.
All right look, take this shit off, dude.
All right, I'm tired of you fucking people splicing me and I'm fucking, I'm fucking tired of it.
I'm tired of it.
I'm tired, I'm tired of making fucking piece of shit.
I never said that shit and you splicing fucking son of a bitch oh God, you splicing sons of bitches man, every fucking time, every time.
Every fucking time.
I'm only gonna take a couple more and I'm out of here.
Man violence, road radio graffiti seriously, Samsung Radio Graffiti.
Let me tell you something, I like violence, okay.
I like punching my fucking wife in the face.
All right, fucking seriously, Samsung.
You piece of shit.
I obey my wife.
IO beat my wife, you fucker.
Fucking shit, fucking shitheads.
All right, y'all gonna go there with me.
You, fucking pieces of shit.
Y'all are gonna fucking splice me pretending I'm beating my wife, which I would never do.
Fuck you.
I'm out of here, dude.
All right, fuck all of you people.
All right.
And let me tell you something, you fucking assholes will be lucky if I come back on Saturday for a fucking Saturday night troll show.
I'm out of here, dude.
Get this fucking, get this radio graffiti.
Shit, you fucking shithead.
You fucking shithead.
No, no.
And how come he didn't say you're fucking stupid?
What the hell is he saying?
What is this shit?
What?
Especially when there are many, many of them.
Fucking shithead.
A ghost has a freezing temp IQ again.
A time and a place that I'll beat your ass like a rented mule.
Yeah, right, you fucking shithead.
I'll give you carpetbaggers like you in Texas welcome.
You make the Texas martyrs look like a sad joke.
She goes can be you fucking piece of shit.
What is goddamn it?
Here's a speed remix of Tyler the Creator.
Fuck Tyler the Creator, dude.
That dude takes it in the fucking ass and loves it, dude.
I don't give a shit about Tyler the Creator.
The most overrated, fucking queer rapper I've ever heard in my life.
You fucking piece of shit.
And what the hell is this?
Who the hell is it?
O'Rono Donovan, what the hell?
Oh, Christ.
Don't tell me.
Put the PC shot on.
Don't tell me.
Oh my god Oh my god
I mean, this is horrible, dude.
Come on!
I can't believe it.
watching this I mean come on with this song dude Seriously man, oh come on
This is horrible, dude.
All right.
I want to put this on the record that I do not condone this.
And I'm only playing this because O'Rono Donovan wanted it to be played, okay?
I'm putting that on the record right now.
I'm putting that on the record right now.
If you write this song, then they're best off the couch here.
You'll go for a break now.
You want me to ball into this?
Let's just remember now that you're right cities or how low.
They can make these away from low.
They hate that they need for Asians.
I'm serious.
I don't condone this.
Don't listen to these idiots in the chat room.
They're just a bunch of idiots and assholes.
Oh my god, dude.
All right.
And what is this?
The Hyperion Corporation, you had it on one of your favorites.
That's a fucking lie.
That's a fucking lie.
I don't have it as one of my favorites.
Oh, shit.
Fucking assholes.
Fuck you, Hyperion Corporation.
All right.
Fuck you.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on, folks.
Okay, let's fucking move on.
And let's go to T99.
Oh, wait a minute.
Yeah, T99 for a fucking $20, $20.
And let's get the fuck out of here.
Hey, look, shut up.
I didn't have it on my favorites.
I just slipped and shit.
And something happened or something.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, dude.
I did not fucking have that as one of my favorites, you idiot.
All right, here we go.
We've got T99 who requested this and said, here is a speed remix of Tyler the Creator.
Dude, I hate Tyler the Creator, dude.
I mean, this guy is just a complete fucking homosexual.
I mean, you know, just straight up homosexual for Christ's sake.