Capitalist Ghost navigates a chaotic broadcast filled with listener donations, including controversial videos linking the Indianapolis shooter to "My Little Pony" and critiquing crypto pump-and-dump schemes orchestrated by Roaring Kitty. He engages in heated debates regarding capitalism versus socialism, condemns racist content from callers like West Coast Capitalist, and mocks political figures while discussing the dangers of escapism. Ultimately, the episode underscores Ghost's frustration with toxic online interactions, asserting that despite audience demands for extreme content, he refuses to let the chat dictate his moral or financial standards. [Automatically generated summary]
It is about that time for episode 45 of the Saturday Night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night Troll Show.
You're goddamn right, folks.
It is another edition of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Episode 45.
Listen if you dare.
I'd like for everybody to please spread it around the internet and throughout the world and let everybody you know.
Let them all know that the Saturday Night Troll Show is in effect and we're live.
So go ahead and spread it around the internets and throughout the world.
It's the Saturday Night Troll Show where we conduct ourselves in internet tomfoolery.
Once again, spread it around the internet and throughout the world.
It is the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Thank you for tuning in with me, folks.
Once again, spread this show across the internet and throughout the world.
Cheers to everybody who is here listening now.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
And I'm here once again living the sober life.
It's been tough, but you got to do what you got to do to clean out sometimes.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Follow us on Twitter right now.
Capitalist Ghost.
All one word, no underscores.
Capitalist Ghost is the name to follow on Twitter.
And make sure to add to your favorites and bookmark the official website of yours truly, ghost.report.
That's what you type in your browser, ghost.report.
Now let's go ahead and let's start this Saturday Night Troll Show, shall we?
All right, let's take out the music.
Take out the music, baby.
Anyway, thank you all for tuning in with me once again to another edition of The Go Show.
And hold on, what's wait?
Hold on.
I don't have the engineer here.
There's something going on with the goddamn chat room here.
Let's just go ahead and take a look at what we have here.
I don't have the engineer tonight, so you've got to please excuse me when it comes to this stuff.
All right, so let me fix the chat room before we get into the Saturday Night Troll Show here.
All right.
Anyway, my apologies for the folks that are wanting to go ahead and take a look at the chat.
Let me go ahead and see if I can do something here.
And here we go.
Let's go ahead and here.
Is this going to work?
Are we going to do something here?
How come this damn thing isn't?
I don't understand.
What the hell's going on with the chat and go?
What the hell's going on with the chat and go, for Christ's sake?
Anyway, I don't know what's going on with the chat and go.
I have no idea why it's doing this.
Let me try something here.
My apologies, folks.
Once again, already technical difficulties here with the goddamn chat.
All right, let's go ahead and try something here.
All right, my apologies.
All right, we're going to do this, and then we're going to do a little bit of this.
All right, and let's see if we can get the chat room back up and running here.
Do we have it?
Yes, we do.
All right.
Thank you very much.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to the episode at hand here.
This is episode 45 of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
And before we get started on anything else, let's go ahead and take some Twitter shout-outs.
And if you want a Twitter shout-out live right here on the Saturday Night Troll Show, all you got to do is go to my Twitter account, Capitalist Ghost, all one word, no underscores, and retweet the tweet that says Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 45.
Listen if you dare.
If you go ahead and retweet that tweet live right now here on the broadcast as you're listening, we're going to go ahead and give you a Twitter shout out live right here on the broadcast.
We've got Pettus, Ball Joy, the Texas Martyrs, more like the Texas Farters.
Fuck you.
Ghost Acolyte, based Ouija, debate bathrobe Dwayne.
Why?
This guy's not even the scum that I scrape off of the waffle of my boot.
Billy V lead guitars.
Power Gaming U, Vidot 575.
We've got Donnie Conquest, Trans Tumas Lives.
What the hell is that?
Some idiot with a pair of balls on his chin.
We've got Dorito Burrito, UFC fan 27.
We've got calm double dipping into Ghost's ass with no Vaseline.
Real funny asshole.
We got Slippery Ho, the trans capitalist army.
We've got the capitalist army with a pair of balls on it, you asshole.
We've got Eddie Current, the Texas, I'm not going to say that.
Brandon Hole gives them bullet holes.
All right, that's fucked up, dude.
The Texas Fruiters, fuck off.
The Squirts Guy, Richard McConnell, Texas history teacher, Blackface Ghost.
Is that my avatar with Blackface?
Who the fuck did that shit?
Anyway, we've got Maria Pica.
What's going on?
Cinnamon Toast Crunch, that freak show.
Uncuckable Alpha, Suck Duck for Quack.
What's up to Lord Shekels?
We've got Sancho Vera, Ghost's daughter, subscribe to my OnlyFan.
Get the fuck out of here, asshole.
We got West Coast Capitalist.
What's going on, man?
We've got the fifth fish drinking from the golden microphone.
Fuck you.
Paul Peto Denino, Wolf Brand Chili.
We're going to go ahead and take some more Twitter shout outs.
We've got Lemon at Night.
We've got Mickey Hebra show, Hebra Shiro, whatever the hell you fucking, whatever the name that is.
Corny the Crazy Clown at Sushi Sakahari, Agenda 69.
We've got Dak Off P. There's Kamunga.
What's going on to Kamunga?
We got 10.
Take 10 steps towards my butt crack.
Get the fuck out of here with that crap.
We got Nurse Jessica, Isle of Boogie 2988.
That's disgusting.
Mama Luigi in the house.
Mr. B.N. King.
El Foxa Loco.
What the fuck?
We've got Stream Troll Mike, Barry Blackberry, Underdog, Arlo Anders, Blue Star Nation, Sypio, whatever.
I think that's how you pronounce it.
Rabbi Israel Fecklstein.
I don't know what the hell.
Or Factchekelstein.
Excuse me.
TN Apostle in the house.
Taylor.
Pettis.
I think, did I already say Pettis?
I think I might have already said Pettis.
Anyway, let us continue here.
There's a couple more Twitter shout-outs to be had.
We've got Blake.
We got Fix Drake 4821.
Gay Weebs for Ghost.
Take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack for that talk.
We've got Distillen in the house.
What's going on?
M. Cook, what up, dude?
Good to see you.
Ellie for Trump in the house.
Aesthetic Cap.
What's going on, man?
Lemon at Night.
And I think that may be the extent of the Twitter shout outs here on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Engineer Politics.
Are you serious?
Texas has cool people.
Gentrex, what's going on?
Another person in the house.
Sean Rushford.
Chris Hansen is watching you with a pair of binoculars.
Fuck off, asshole.
All right.
Anyway, we got Tyler.
And I think that's the extent of the Twitter shout-outs live right here on the broadcast.
So with that being said, let us go ahead and get right to the donos here.
Let's go ahead and see if we got any donos coming in.
And what is this?
Bob Tom.
Bob Tom is one of the first here because we had some come in before the show.
Let's see who we have here.
Let's start the night off with a bang.
Also, Heil Ghostler and the Ghostler youth.
Don't say that, dude.
Don't say that.
Zero over zero.
Don't say that shit.
Don't call me Ghostler.
That's all I need is these leftist magazines to find me and have you idiots call me Ghostler and lump me in with some fucking fruit bowl like Baked Alaska and that pip squeak Nick Flintes.
Hey, what is this?
Back to back by Bob Tom?
The playlist again.
One long or two short.
Pick your poison.
Seek Heil Ghostler.
Chuck the Ziggers and Biden into the back of the oven.
All right.
I don't condone that.
Zero over zero.
I don't condone that.
Zero, zero, zero Heil Schuler.
I don't condone that, but thank you, Bob Tom.
And what is this?
Hail Leightner.
Hey, I'm here.
All right.
I'm giving you all my Saturday.
Yeah, late bitch.
Fuck off.
I'm giving you my Saturday.
Hey, we got Kamunga Strikes in the house.
What's going on to Kamunga?
Message to my daughter.
I said I want the treat.
Cheers, Kamunga Strikes.
People equals shit.
I think I know what you're talking about there, man.
And we've got Anonymous donating a $25 bill.
What's going on to Anonymous?
Look at this cool review of MLP.
Good God.
No, no, let's not start that.
And what's going on to Dango Brevarian?
How you doing, dude?
Message to my daughter.
Dango Brevarian in the house for this Saturday Night Troll Show.
Pretty good cover from an underrated band.
All right, well, we'll take a look at it this evening, man.
And we've got TN Apostle with a $50 bill.
$50 bill.
What up, TN Apostle?
How you doing, man?
Our monster truck driver of the show.
Here is the troll vid I promised you.
Key up to two o'clock.
All right, it's definitely Will there, TN Apostle.
Cheers.
What the hell is this?
Oh, my God.
Boomer versus technology.
Yeah, real fucking funny, you asshole.
Real fucking funny, you piece of crap.
Hey, Mama Luigi in the house.
Oh, my God.
Is Bitcoin Cash a worthy investment?
It's climbing up somewhat semi-washed.
Probably about a month ago.
I think that the climb is too high right now.
I mean, there are a lot of cryptocurrencies that are climbing, and you want to get in when they're low.
I think that the percentage of increase is just way too high for Bitcoin Cash.
I'm serious.
Anyway, let us continue here.
What else do we have?
We've got...
She's my daughter.
Who is this?
Since Sandro Cadavelli.
I said I want the thing.
All right, Sandro Candaveli, what's going on?
The Ghost Show New Theme Song.
Oh, it's the new theme song.
And here's a Canadian thing.
Canadian fan.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Ghost, not to bring politics into the SNTS, but did you know that here in my province of Ontario, Canada, they recently made it so that police can stop and question you just for being outside, and you can potentially get fined.
Fucked up world man.
That's correct.
As a matter of fact, if y'all haven't heard, Ontario Canada is putting some very new world order big brother type of laws into that Canadian province.
Aside from getting questioned just for being outside and potentially fined, from what I understand, I think they can come into your house without any kind of warrant.
I mean, just on a mere suspicion over there in Ontario.
So our boys out there in Ontario, Canada, are definitely feeling the effect of globalism and the big brother kind of tactics it entails.
All right.
All right.
Thank you, man.
Cheers.
West Coast Capitalist.
What's going on?
Where the fuck is my IC?
That's not the real West Coast capitalist.
I'm going to fucking put you in your place, you fruity asshole.
Don't try and scam me or I'll make you look lower than a little bit of a crazy.
That's not West Coast Capitalist.
All right.
Go fuck off.
That's not West Coast Capitalist.
All right.
It's a fake.
That's a phony.
All right.
It's a phony.
She's my sister.
And we've got Peppermint Swirl up in here.
What's going on to Peppermint Swirl?
What the hell do you have in store for us here there?
Hey, ghost.
I don't know if you take SoundCloud songs, but Dark Synth has always been my favorite type of music.
I'll take a look at what you think of it.
I'll take a look at a SoundCloud.
Hopefully it's not local.
Hey, NYT in the house.
What's up, dude?
Is this where the white supremacist are hanging out?
Planning your next failed insurrection.
Don't give me a fucking brick.
Go fuck off, all right?
I had nothing to do with what the fuck happened on January 6th.
Don't you fuckers even troll about that, you fucking sorry sack of trash.
Jesus Christ.
TNA pausehole.
TNA pause hole.
Poseholed at the last trucker stop by a very sexy trans.
Her feminine dick fit perfectly in my cherry.
Why the fuck would you even who the hell cares?
Who the fuck cares?
No am.
And we've got Nurse Jessica.
What's going on to Nurse Jessica?
Oh my god.
Mr. Alvin, I've been seeing Tyrone at the gym and he told me about how there's a way for paraplegics to exercise.
All right.
It's called hand running.
Radio Graffiti and Rain Trolls00:15:59
We'll start tomorrow.
Yeah, thanks a lot, Nurse Jessica.
Yeah, thanks a lot, dude.
All right.
We've got at Sushi Sakahari in the house.
What's going on, Atsushi Sakahari?
I said I want the treat.
Let's see what that sushi Sakahari has.
have to stock your pantry full of these bad boys get ready for christmas in april oh yeah i gotta take a look at that man uh we've got the happy merchant in the place what's going on to the happy merchant i said i want the treat chat's choice both are music oh don't give it up to the chat Don't leave it up to the chat room.
And Turtlehead up in here.
And Turtlehead asks, is the Thunderthome back up or should I just join the inner circle?
Well, give us a month, all right, at least before we start inviting people back into the Thunderdome.
We're trying to filter out the current inner circle.
As a matter of fact, the people that we've invited in thus far have actually been a breath of fresh air, had great conversations with those guys in the inner circle.
And what is this?
Mama Luigi, how much more for daily motion or rumble videos?
Dude, I'm not, dude, let's not do that.
All right.
Let's not do that.
We're just going to, I mean, I know SoundCloud.
I've taken a couple of SoundClouds before.
That's the only reason I'm taking it.
But it's going to be mostly YouTube, okay?
It's going to be mostly YouTube.
But I appreciate that, Mama Luigi.
All right.
Cheers to you.
And what is this?
Ghost personal trainer?
My personal trainer.
Oh, my God.
Do five push-ups right now or you're a house.
I'm not going to do five push-ups.
Are you fucking kidding me?
And we've got 15 and a half inches of pure imagination in the house.
What's up, dude?
What are you looking at?
Start at 1246 to bring on the pain.
Bring on the pain.
That sounds great.
The field of locality.
That sounds great.
We got trans autism.
Ban all bronies.
Ban all pedos.
Tight cap to ban Captain Desi.
And most of the time.
Here we go again.
All right.
And this one came in before the show by Larry Lefter.
This is a live hallman.
All right.
That came in before the show.
Hey, little bitchler, long time no-see.
I am glad that Trump lost lol anyways.
His video is pretty great.
He is rather cute and is 100% correct.
UWU play the whole thing.
All right, we get it.
We get it.
All right.
And that one is going to be seen a little later because it came in before the show.
This one also came in before the show here by Charlie Waffles.
All right, whoever the hell Charlie Waffles is.
Ghost drinks from a sippy cup.
Sippy cup.
Sippy cup.
Ghost.
I like boobies.
I like boobies.
Touching boobies cause I'm a big kid now.
Jesus Christ, you guys are sick.
This one just came in right now.
West Coast Capitalist.
Don't listen to these fake Dono's ghosts.
Yeah, no, the men.
Fuck the trolls.
These fucking idiots claiming that you turned them trans haven't even gotten it cut off like me.
At least I have to go.
Can y'all fuck off with the West Coast capitalist fake donos, please?
All right, can y'all please cut it out?
And this one also came in before the show.
All right, there it is.
I don't condone this message, by the way.
Our jacks are nimble.
Our jacks are quick.
Gee, I hate niggers.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Here's another one that came in before the show.
Yeah.
Real funny with the name of this one.
Real fucking funny.
Oh, my God.
AOC has a bit of CAD in her, so I raped her and licked her rectal blood.
I don't condone that.
That was disgusting.
All right.
Here's another one that came in before the show.
Dr. Death.
Dr. Death.
West Coast Capitalist is going to end up like Raiden Snake and Giant.
All right.
Look, no, he's not.
All right.
Y'all cut it out.
This one just came in right now.
Trans autism.
Oh, my God.
When are you selling shoe merch?
I want to walk a mile in your shoes.
Shoe merch.
The fuck are you talking about, shoe merch?
All right.
Anyway, look, let's just go ahead and get started with the Saturday Night Troll Show up in here.
Okay.
And I think the first thing that we're going to do is we're going to go ahead and go into Radio Graffiti because I know everybody loves it.
And since it's a Saturday Night Troll show, let's go ahead and have like a couple of hours of radio graffiti.
So if you don't know by now, all you've got to do is give us a call right now.
And hold on, let me put this.
Let me put this here a little bit in the middle of the screen here.
You just got to call in live right now to that number that's in the middle of the top screen there that says call in live.
If you want to participate in Radio Graffiti, all you got to do is call us up at 775-799-9180.
Okay.
So let's go ahead and get started with a little bit of radio graffiti right now.
All right, let's go ahead and take a look.
Let's see if we can connect to the line at this point.
And yeah, we can.
Here we are.
Let's go ahead and get to it.
Here it is.
There are five participants.
Only five.
Only five.
Shut them up.
Shut them up.
I don't even want to hear what they have to say.
Once again, folks, give us a call right now, 775-799-9180.
And we're going to go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti here in just a little bit.
And by the way, once again, I'm still not drinking.
I'm trying to clean out.
My body feels great.
I'm unfortunately drinking water, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to continue to consume the tetrahydrocannabinol, the devil's lettuce, the grass, the reefer, the poo smoke.
And you know, not to get too political on the Saturday Night Troll show, but why is it that Joe Biden wants to ruin the country in every kind of capacity, both foreign and domestic policy, and yet this son of a bitch doesn't want to legalize the tetrahydrocannabinol?
Did y'all read about this?
He is staunchly against legalizing marijuana on a national scale, even though we've got a plethora of different states that already have it legalized for leisure purposes.
All right.
So where's my pipe?
Where's my pipe right here?
I've got a little bit of this strain called Mary Cone.
All right.
And Mary Cone isn't a bad strain here.
I may need to call the Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner so I can get me a new strain.
Hopefully a badass strain, you know, some good shit like dick cheese.
You remember that strain?
That was a pretty good fucking strain right there.
So let's go ahead.
Let me fucking load this up.
Let me take my first couple of hits of the tetrahydrocannabinol, the wacky tobacco, the reefer, you know, the marijuana, the devil's lettuce, the poo smoke.
And we'll go ahead and get to radio graffiti.
Once again, we're going to start radio graffiti in a few minutes.
All you got to do is call 775-799-9180.
And when you do, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
And once I call on your area code or on your name, you've got exactly four to five seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti, folks.
All right.
All right.
Let me go ahead and smoke a little bit of this and then we're going to get to it.
Here we go.
Let's smoke some of this.
Cheers to everybody out there.
And once again, I'll be back.
All right.
I'll be back drinking again.
I just got to clean out a little bit.
I think that you all know the story by now.
So let me go ahead and smoke some of this.
All right.
A little bit of Mary Cone here.
This is the Mary Cone strain.
Here we go.
A little bit of tobacco.
That's it.
Got to hold it in, let it hit the brain, baby.
That's how you do it.
Hold it in and let it hit the brain.
There it is.
One more, okay?
One more hit, and then we're going to get to Radio Graffiti.
I'm sorry.
I have to get a little bit tipsy.
I got to get a little inebriated because I hate to do this preamble before Radio Graffiti.
But these people that call Radio Graffiti, they like to call up and they like to splice my voice to make it look or seem or sound like I said something I never said.
So I just want to put that on the table there for all the folks that are tuning into the broadcast.
That if you hear something that you may think that sounds like me, it is not me.
It is these damn troll terrorists and these, you know, cyber vermin that are out here trying to make me look like some kind of a jackass.
So let me go ahead and smoke one more and let's get to radio graffiti, shall we?
There we go.
All right.
All right.
Here we go.
Is everybody ready to get into radio graffiti here?
All right.
Let's go ahead.
And hold on.
We got a couple of donos that just came in here.
Hold on.
Let's get.
We've got Brandon Scott Hole.
Oh, let's not bring that guy up right now.
Come on, man.
Brandon Scott Hole.
Oh, God.
How my waifu won the war.
Anyway, for all those that don't know, Brandon Scott Hole is one of the latest suspects in these mass shootings.
And I've read up on Brandon Scott Hole.
I don't want to get too political here, but did y'all read that this guy was a fucking brony?
Did y'all hear?
Did y'all read about that?
Did y'all read?
He was an obsessed fucking brony, okay?
And for all those that don't believe me here, let me go ahead and show you what I'm talking about out here.
Let's go ahead.
This guy was an obsessed fucking brony.
All right, here, put the PC shot on just to show people that I'm not just bullshitting around out here.
All right, put the PC shot on.
Take a look at this.
Indianapolis FedEx shooting suspect was part of my little pony subculture of bronies.
Huh?
I hope this motherfucker wasn't listening to my broadcast.
I'll tell you that right now.
I hope that this son of a bitch was not listening to my broadcast.
That's all I got to say.
And this just goes to show you that the bronies up in here are not just a bunch of troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
They're fucking dangerous up in here.
Take a look at that.
They're fucking dangerous.
Brandon Scott Hole.
His last name was Hole, for heaven's sake.
Like, that didn't have anything to do with him being picked on or whatever the fuck his goddamn autistic problem was.
All right.
Anyway, let's go ahead.
Take it off.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get back to a little bit more of the donos that just came in here.
Oh, TN Apostle.
Wait a minute.
This is the fake TN Apostle, but they just dropped a $100 bill making it rain on you, trolls.
Fuck you, TN Apawshole.
Tommy Kamala, nasty ass cheese penicillin, moldy cund liquor.
Let me know when you are able to operate a monster truck plus a tractor trailer with a 13-speed manual double splitter.
Hey, hey, wait a minute.
Hey, hold on.
Whoever the hell that was, are you questioning the integrity of TN Apostle?
All right, look, I appreciate you making it rain on these trolls.
Don't get me wrong.
But leave my homie TN Apostle alone.
All right.
Leave them alone.
Anyway, making it rain on these trolls out here.
What is this?
Haya.
Haya.
Reddit is saying this is where the white supremacists meet.
No, they don't.
All right.
And if anybody's saying that, I'll call my goddamn lawyer, Shekelstein Noseberg, and I'll take some punitive damages out of their asses.
All right.
I'm not even fucking kidding around.
I'm not kidding.
Try me.
All right, you try me.
We've got Billy Smiles in the house.
What's going on to Billy Smiles?
Hopefully, you don't give us any more tarred entertainment.
Entertainment for TARDS.
I figured, dude.
I figured, you know, you come at us with a little bit of that.
I figured.
All right, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
And once again, if you want to participate in Radio Graffiti, the line is open.
775-799-9180.
Let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti.
How about 815, Raider Graffiti?
Oh, shit.
Are you taking a fucking dump, you sick prick?
Oh, shit.
Oh, God.
Take this fucking sick asshole.
Get him off, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, what are you clinching your cheeks until I call on you for radio graffiti so you can drop a load for fuck's sake?
Good God.
Who else do we have here?
How about 323, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, 323, you there?
Fucking Helen Keller deaf mutes, for Christ's sake.
I'm telling you, I don't understand why they even call up.
I don't get it.
I don't get it one bit.
How about 816, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, what's up?
Hey, what's up?
Can you speak up a little bit?
How you doing, dude?
Yeah, I'm in the car, so I don't know how long it is.
Anyways, I don't know if you've noticed, but the sack behind your trailer that you're sitting in, I got Mrs. Ghost in the car.
We're about to go have some fun.
Happy early birthday to Hitler.
Al Hitler.
Oh, Jesus.
Get the fuck out of here, you fucking dumbass.
All right.
You're either going to make the bit about my wife or you're going to do the Hitler shtick.
You can't do them both, asshole.
All right.
Go back to jokes.com and rip off a comeback, and then maybe we'll fucking laugh at you, you dumb stupid, milky-licking, nipple-clamp-loving, sphincter-fingering, enema bag, cleaning, trans-testicle turd burglar.
Who else do we got?
We've got 813, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, look here.
It's a wario.
I'm hosting the greatest video game tournament of all time here in Diamond City.
It costs 10,000 coins.
What?
My god, what the fuck was that?
All right.
What the hell was that?
I'm pretty sure many of you gamers got your asshole puckered from the Wario reference, but I don't get it.
I don't get it.
You know, and maybe I don't even want to get it.
All right.
Maybe I don't even want to think about getting it.
All right.
Who else do we have here?
How about 815, Raider Graffiti?
815, you're going to say something or are you going to play with your Peter Popper?
What the hell?
They can't hear me?
Bean Cheese Taco Confusion00:04:27
Yeah, we can hear you, dude.
Hey, what's up, ghost?
It's Paco Taco 17.
Paco Taco 17.
How you doing, man?
Yeah, I'm doing good, dude.
I'm glad you came on.
I've been wanting to get on to talk to you about, I have two things for you.
The first thing is Sancho 13.
Shout out Sancho 13, but dude's white, bro.
So I know he donates a lot of shit.
And you talk to him like he's a Mexican.
He's white.
I just want to let you know.
How is he white?
I've actually heard Sancho 13 on Radio Graffiti.
He's got the Mexican vernacular.
I mean, how can he be white?
He sounds like a Mexican.
Well, he's been hanging out with me for like 13 years.
Maybe, you know, he got a little bit of that going on.
Well, with all due respect, Vato, you sound a little bit of a Cavacho yourself.
Are you sure you're full-blooded Mexican?
Yeah, bro.
I was born in Mexico.
I was raised here, though.
Oh, yeah.
So you know Espanor?
Simon?
Oh, yeah?
Du Queres Chingaso with Este Meadow Meadow Mas Chingonaki?
But hey, the second thing is, so my daughters came to visit me because they live across the country.
And they I got to say that they're not too happy with you at the moment.
Why aren't they happy with me, man?
Why are they, what the hell's the problem?
Well, I mean, how would you feel if you flew across the country to see your dad and you found him mid-transition?
No, dude.
What do you mean, transition, dude?
What do you mean transition?
Well, when I was like before, I used to have my hair all short, nicely done, and shit.
You know, I was with girls all the time.
Started listening to the ghost show.
I got a fucking man bun now.
My fingernails are getting long.
You know, I try on my girls' clothing once in a while.
Thanks a lot, ghosts.
I love you for turning.
No, no, don't blame that on me, dude.
Don't get this asshole off of here.
Don't blame that shit on me.
Let me tell you something.
I'm out here in San Antonio, Texas.
All right.
We got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
And one thing that I've learned from observing these Mexicans in San Antonio, that there's definitely some kind of gay wave going on with the Mexican culture in this country.
All right.
I don't know what they're doing.
You know, if you want my personal opinion, I think they're doing something with the bean and cheese tacos because there's something that is being ingested by the Mexican culture that is turning a lot of them into a bunch of, you know, homosexuals, transgenders.
All right.
Don't try to blame me.
All right.
I mean, I'm used to some of these Mexicans being like, you know, like the homies.
Remember the fucking homies shirts and the little figurines and shit?
That's how I remember the Mexicans the last time I interacted with them out here in San Antonio.
But now, out here in San Antonio, it seems like they're pause holes, they're trannies, they're glory hole servers.
They're getting effeminate.
I mean, dude, you've got Cholo-looking pricks out here with tattoos on their faces that are talking effeminate, trying to show off their feminine physical attributes.
You know, they're fucking sagging their pants so you can see their goddamn boxers and they're leprechaun in their asses with their sagging pants.
Is it the guacamole?
People are saying it's the guacamole.
I think it may be the bean and cheese taco, man.
Have you ever been out to Texas in the southern region where there's a lot of amount of Mexicans, dude?
Everything is bean and cheese with these people.
I'm not fucking kidding around.
Everything is bean and cheese.
I'm not fucking kidding.
I'm sorry if you happen to be, you know, Mexican.
You know, don't get me wrong.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be hispandex.
But I think that there's something in the bean and cheese that is making these fuckers turn a little, you know, from orlaire to, ah, something's doing that.
So I don't know what it is, but something's doing it.
Cancel Culture and Nixon History00:12:04
All right.
How about ghost private scene, radio graffiti?
Cat kid, radio graffiti.
I am going to suck West Coast Capitalist cock.
All right, let's go ahead and get to it.
Right now.
All right, let's go ahead and do that.
All right.
Hello, hey, man.
I fucking love that shit.
Hit this fucking asshole.
You got to fucking splice, and everybody knows it.
And why is everybody going at West Coast Capitalist?
I don't understand that.
West Coast Capitalist is a very boisterous, very articulate chap.
He's a great fan of the show.
And just because he's a fan of the show, you people want to fucking hate on the son of a bitch.
Leave him alone.
Leave him alone.
What else do we got here?
How about 570, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, it's Plissken.
Can you hear me?
Hey, what's going on, Plisskin?
Yeah, we can hear you, man.
Great.
Cheers to Texas for passing a con not passing, but putting forward a constitutional carry bill.
We need nationwide constitutional carry.
Yeah, we're trying to make sure that the Second Amendment is respected out here in Texas.
We already have an open carry in which you can open carry a firearm, whether it be a rifle or a handgun, so long as you have it exposed to the public.
Now they're talking about just being able to legally conceal carry, open carry, any kind of carry for law-abiding citizens here in Texas.
And I think that's a great thing.
I mean, you know, here we are.
We're watching all these protests starting to erupt because of the George Floyd trial, the Dante Wright situation, this Toledo kid that got shot in Chicago.
And in Joe Biden's America, all these riots, looting, and violence is quote-unquote protests.
And yet this fucking Joe Biden administration and the Democrats want to take away the Second Amendment right of law-abiding taxpaying citizens.
What's more dangerous?
What's more dangerous?
Allowing a mob to just go and indiscriminately riot, loot, and commit acts of violence because of some warped interpretation of my racism or having law-abiding citizens being able to practice their Second Amendment right to protect their property, to protect their family, and to protect themselves.
I think that you probably already know the answer, but go ahead.
Yeah, and I mentioned before I was in New York and I had to wait, you know, an insanely long time, and the process was made tedious and unnecessarily difficult to try to keep people out of it.
But I don't remember what event was a few years ago.
Some shooting in people were the one in Florida, I think, where that swine, David Hogg, gained prominence from.
I started buying guns after that, and I was putting my concealed carry paper.
David Hogg.
Hey, by the way, I just want to add a footnote.
David Hogg was not in the school when the goddamn shooting was.
He was safe and sound.
He was somewhere else.
He was not even at the school.
A different building.
I don't even think he was at a different building.
I think from what I understand, he was off campus, but then I could be mistaken.
He seems sociopathic to me, like taking advantage of the situation.
I look at his face, and I'm getting like Patrick Bateman vibes from him.
Well, he's just a tryhard that wants to be popular.
And now that he's popular, he's realizing that he's an absent-minded doofus that can't really grasp on to a demographic that'll follow him.
You've got the leftists trying to protect him, trying to reinforce him with all these positive comments.
But let's be honest, the guy's an absentee landlord when it comes to his mental capacity.
And once again, I tweeted an article today that these FBI agents, the FBI just seems to be always in contact with all these mass shooters.
And just on a side note, David Hogg's father is a major FBI agent that's actually in charge of a division where he's overseeing like 80 to 100 agents.
So let's not.
I bet his dad was pushing him to be an advocate.
Of course.
Of course.
That's why I don't trust the FBI.
I don't trust the FBI.
I think the FBI is an enemy of the people, if you want my opinion.
I think they care more about whatever agenda that they're trying to push.
And I think they need to be stopped.
I think this goes back to Nixon, if you want my opinion.
I think this goes back to Nixon because we all know that Deep Throat was an FBI head of the actual organization.
What the hell was his name?
Mark Rich or whatever the fuck his name was.
Yeah, that was before my time.
But we have like the CIA, the FBI, the ATF.
Why do we need so many alphabet soup agencies, for Christ's sake?
It seems like a waste of taxpayer dollars.
They don't talk to each other and they do stupid shady shit all the time.
And it makes no sense to me.
Well, that's because it gives politicians political clout whenever they obtain power.
You notice that when Trump came into power, he put a lot of emphasis on Border Patrol and the ICE agency, the ICE that were picking up these illegals and other different bureaucracies.
Now that Biden is in power, all of a sudden he's in power in the FBI.
He's in power in the ATF.
It's all political.
I mean, you know, this is what Milton Friedman said.
Once you create a bureaucratic system, it's easy to create.
It's damn near impossible to eliminate.
And this is a perfect example of it.
Yeah, I don't remember.
I think it was Reagan who said there's nothing more permanent than a temporary government agency or something like that.
That's correct.
I mean, he wasn't lying, man.
These people are sick.
And anybody who works for a bureaucracy, you shouldn't even befriend them.
I'm going to be honest.
If you are a law-abiding citizen who's a private citizen, who doesn't work for any, I'm talking municipal, state, or federal government, then, you know, then you're okay with me.
But if you work for a bureaucracy, I don't even want you affiliated with me.
I don't want you coming into my house.
I don't even want to talk to you.
You are a piece of trash as far as I'm concerned in my book.
All right.
And if you don't believe me, if you want to see what kind of piece of trash government bureaucrats are, go to your local mail, what do you call it, the fucking post office, and try to mail a package and just ask them a simple question like, I'd like to mail this package.
Can you just give me like, you know, how much it would be, you know, just a plain send it.
And they're going to look at you, roll your eyes, and then give you a deep sigh and say, look, God, you want us to send it?
And they'll name the most expensive way to send it just because they are fucking dickheads.
These people believe that they're supposed to be able to collect these salaries and do absolutely nothing.
All right.
I am not joking around.
Anybody who works for the government is a piece of trash, and I refuse to affiliate with them.
I'm sorry.
I mean, if you happen to work for a government out there, government bureaucracy, and you're making good money, why don't you analyze your job and just ask yourself, what is it that I truly do?
And what you'll realize is that you're just a paper pusher or, you know, somebody who pushes a couple of buttons on the goddamn computer and wastes your fucking life and time away.
That's why most kids of parents that are bureaucrats all end up fucked up and stupid and in jail or doing fucked up shit.
Believe me, look it up.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it makes sense.
Like their parents are professional, useless people.
What do they have to teach their kids if they never really had to put any real effort into anything?
Great, great way of saying it.
All right, great way of saying it.
Anyway, I don't want to get too political here.
Do you want to give a shout out or say anything else there, Pliskin?
A quick shout out to Reverend Ralph.
I remember a while ago he made reference to how shitty Woodrow Wilson was, and I was doing a bit of reading, and I didn't learn any of that crap in school.
That was a fucking garbage president.
How did I not know until recently?
Well, that's why you got to fucking read up on history, man.
I mean, that's what they're trying to take out of our public education system is an informed populace that understands their history.
That's why all these idiots that are trying to cancel everybody and they're trying to cancel Confederate soldiers that have monuments and want to cancel flags and shit like that really, like that's going to do anything.
All it does, it erases the history of the context of what made America, the growing pains of America, and it establishes a new history.
This is a trick that was done by the communists.
A good example of this is the Chinese.
The Chinese, their history only goes as far back as when Mao took over the country.
They don't teach their populace about the history before that.
They don't teach their populace about anything other than when Mao came to power and that's it.
And that's your history.
That's your God.
And that's what these Democrats are creaming over.
They wish that they could do what China is doing.
They have wet dreams thinking about wishing that they could do what China has done to its population.
And it's sad.
All right, let's go ahead.
Hold on.
We got somebody named West Coast Capitalist, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, girls, how's it doing, brother?
Hey, it's the real West Coast Capitalist.
How you doing, man?
I'm doing very well.
Considering the fact that these motherfuckers are using my goddamn name without my giving like a commission.
Like, what all of those motherfuckers decided to donate under my name and answer their five bucks.
And all the sellers decides to eventually like making a spine to me and you sucking each other up, bitch.
They're my personal opinion.
That's not a good idea.
Hey, West Coast Capitalists, you're coming in kind of muffled a little bit.
You know, we can't really understand you.
You got a little muffle going on with your connection.
You want to try to see if you can fix that?
All right.
Let me like.
Hey, why don't you call up?
Why don't you give us a call?
Because, you know, we can't really understand you.
People are saying things like you sound muffled.
Some of these assholes in the chat room are saying you're deep throating the phone.
Or not the phone, whatever you're doing.
But give us a call back on the regular way that you do.
We'd like to have you on.
All right.
Everybody in the chat room is anticipating what you have to say today.
So give us a call back, West Coast Capitalist.
All right.
All right.
Let's continue here.
How about what is this?
954 radio graffiti Hey Des is Kyrie the Hayena first time calling in the same stuff.
How you doing man?
You want to speak up a little bit?
We can barely hear you Yeah, there you go.
How's it going man?
So far so good man getting back from work not too long ago settling for tonight kind of thing going on stuff of the show Hey, no problem, man.
Thank you for chilling with us on your Saturday night, man.
Are you kind of consuming a vice or what are you doing tonight besides chilling with us?
Mid-Twenty Property Ownership Struggles00:05:15
Not too much right now.
I just got a little bit of whiskey right here.
It's Johnny Walker, the little black label.
Hey, double black is pretty good, dude.
I like double black.
It ain't bad.
It's got a nice, smooth, smoky flavor.
Very, very nice, Johnny Walker Black.
Double barrel black.
Double black.
Excuse me.
It's yeah.
Yeah, it's a nice nice little taste.
I'm a bit of a whiskey guy, just not a big, big drinker service, so often when I have a bad day, just go into some things.
You don't have to be a big drinker, man.
No, I understand.
You don't have to be a big drinker to appreciate scotch.
I mean, if you had a long day, you know, two, maybe three glasses of scotches will do you very, very nicely.
It'll make you feel very nice.
So I hear you, man.
Anyway, you got something to share for us?
Well, I'm the one that owns the two-bedroom condo here in South Florida.
The young guy trying to sell it, to be honest, because neighborhood's kind of gone to shit.
We got less than desirable people moving in.
A few shootings happening here.
And I'm just like, let me just jump ship and get as much money as I can out of this place before the property value plummets.
Yeah, that's a very good call.
And considering that we have real estate prices at all-time highs right now, I think that it's the best time for you to get out, if you want my opinion, if you're kind of trapped into a mortgage situation.
But you picked the right time.
I think that you should.
And believe me, when you see those tail signs of undesirables moving into your neighborhood where you've got a lot of thefts, there's potential shootings, that's where you got to move away and you got to go somewhere where you can live safely without the worries of that shit.
I mean, it's bad enough.
Life itself is a pain in the ass trying to go through.
And then you got to deal with all these outside potential dangers that are right outside your door.
So I hear you, man.
I hear you.
Yeah.
And, you know, it doesn't really help out.
I have the police sticker on my truck.
I already had some kids deal with it.
I'm not sure if I told y'all, but we had a shooting happen back in November right outside my door.
3 o'clock in the morning, I'm passed on.
I wake up to a gunshot, and I go back to sleep thinking it was a firework.
And next thing I know, I hear like a barrack of bullets just right outside, and I'm like, oh, great.
Police came, and it's just been downhill since then.
So me being young, I'm not too sure how to go along with the whole selling process.
Man, I hate when that happens.
I mean, that happens to every neighborhood, man.
It's unfortunate.
And, you know, as much as Black Lives Matter and Antifa like to claim my racism, my racism, they never want to look in the mirror inwards and just maybe ask the question that maybe the reason why they're in what is interpreted as subjugated positions in society may have something to do with them.
Okay?
Maybe it has something to do with them.
And then once they identify that, then we can have the debate on why that is the case.
Is it you're not getting a good education because, you know, public education doesn't allocate the appropriate resources to these neighborhoods?
Or is it the fact that more than 80% of folks that are in this demographic are born into wedlock?
You know, they have single mothers.
I mean, there's a bunch of factors.
Is it the welfare or EBT system of dependency?
I mean, these are the conversations that need to be had.
But unfortunately, thanks to the Democrats who are fanning the fuels to this ignorant fire, we're not having that conversation.
Instead, my racism is being used as a justification to commit mass acts of violence, riots, and looting.
I don't know where we're at.
I don't know where we're going, but it's not looking very good, man.
But it's good to hear that.
Yeah, it's good to hear that you're getting the hell out of your neighborhood.
And, you know, once you do, try to get yourself into a better position.
Believe me, where you live and the safety of where you live is a big comfort when it comes to living life.
Believe me when I tell you this.
Excuse me, man.
I really do appreciate the advice you're giving us out here, too, when it comes to stocks and all the advice you gave me, too.
I'll be going, I'm taking it to heart and going to follow as best I can.
Like I said, it's kind of weird being, you know, in my mid-20s owning a property outreach because I bought this full cash back in like 2018, give or take.
So, you know, the whole closing costs and the whole selling and all that is kind of new to me.
I might get a realtor to do that because I know if I do it wrong, I'll fuck up, but honestly.
Yeah, no, Gary, unfortunately, realtors are there for a reason.
But make sure that they work, you know, because if you get a realtor that is supposedly, quote, experienced, these idiots that are, quote, experienced don't like to work.
They think that fucking clients are just going to come to them instead of actually working a Rolodex, or did I say Rolodex?
That's boomer, but working a phone number list or something, you know, working potential clients in one way or the other.
Make sure they're working because if you don't, they'll just sit there and keep your goddamn house on their desk and nothing's going to go on, man.
Derwicking and Anonymous Calls00:10:56
Anyway, you want to give a shout out to anybody?
Yeah, shout out to Fat Man 1945.
He's the ones who introduced me to you about a year or so ago and been following you ever since.
Hey, man, thank you very much.
And good luck to you on your condo sale, man.
Seriously, cheers.
All right.
It's good to hear young gentlemen that are out here becoming capitalists that are owning properties in the mid-20s.
I mean, that's a breath of fresh air.
All right.
As pessimistic that every time that I talk garbage about the generations of millennials and Gen Zers, whenever I hear a story like that, it makes me feel better.
You know, it makes me feel like, all right, you know what?
You know, what I'm saying out here is actually being heard, you know, because, you know, there's a lot of people out there that are listening to me, but they don't hear ghosts, you know?
They're just listening to ghosts, but they don't actually hear ghost.
But that's one gentleman that is.
So cheers to him, man.
Thank you very much.
And by the way, I think we've got some I think we've got some more donos here.
Let's go ahead and take a look at these donos.
Here we go.
And we'll get back to radio graffiti.
No way.
We've got anonymous.
What up, anonymous?
Oh, my God.
Ever notice how Sunburst has been very quiet lately?
Didn't know he was a fan of Applejack.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Fan of Applejack?
Live home.
TN Apostle.
Oh, my God.
TN Apostle said that was me that dropped the $100 dono.
I was telling off a troll TN a pause hole.
Oh, well, thank you.
Thank you, dude.
Anyway, cheers to TN Apostle.
All right.
Good fan.
You know, I keep in contact.
He keeps in contact with me via email.
Good guy.
Cheers to TN Apostle, man.
Seriously.
No way.
And who is this?
Peppermint Swirl.
Here's Peppermint Swirl.
Yeah, he was a brony, not just any brony, MAGA Brony.
He said he wanted to get revenge on you for kicking him from the IC.
Shut up, all right.
Him getting fired from his job was the last straw, so he left the Brony IC and left his manifesto.
I'm sorry.
Go fuck off, dude, all right?
Sunburst shooter corn.
The fuck is that?
This just in the Indianapolis shooter was found to be known under the internet name Sunburst Unicorn, where he was radicalized by the far-right fascist and racist online.
Fuck out of here.
Shut up.
That's not even funny.
That's not even funny, dude.
You trolls are taking this way too far.
That's not even funny.
Don't even troll about that shit, all right?
Uh-oh, we got Aquilian with a $50 bill. $50 bill. $50 bill. $50 bills. $50 bills.
Cheers to Aquilian.
$50 bill.
Let's learn a little about Australian war history.
Just a heads up, there are some animated snakes in them.
Oh great!
Thanks, Aquilian.
We've got Anonymous here dropping $20, $20, not saying anything other than dropping the video.
I said I want it!
So those are the creepy ones right there.
And by the way, Anonymous, it looks like you donated twice.
So if you want to donate another video, you can hook it up with a three-bucker and give me another link.
I'll match up the email addresses, etc., to verify.
But you did do it twice, okay?
And by the way, I pause donos so that we can, you know, hear the content of whatever we're doing, whether it's another video, whether it's radio graffiti, etc.
But I always come back to it.
All right.
So once again, Anonymous, you may have done a double payment here.
And if you'd like, let us know for a three-bucker what's the second link because you put two links and it's the same link.
So Anonymous, go ahead and hook it up.
Let's continue here.
Stream troll mic.
West Coast, get your Motorola out of your anus.
Oh, come on, man.
No I am.
Besmirch the merch.
What up?
Sorry, I'm late, but if Ghost can do it, so can I.
Oh, come on, dude.
All right.
I always say that I'm going to be on Tuesdays and Thursdays, 8.30 p.m. ish Central Standard Time.
All right.
8.30-ish Tuesday and Thursday p.m. Central Standard Time.
And the Saturday Night Troll Show, 9 o'clock-ish for the Saturday Night Troll Show, 9 o'clock-ish p.m. Central Standard Time.
So come on, man.
All right.
What is this?
Peppermint Swirl again.
Home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
I love how people are pretending to be me, yet calls me a supposed pedo.
They say mockery is a form of flattery.
Didn't know they wanted to be me so much.
What a bunch of pathetic losers.
Very sad that they spend their entire life stalking and obsessing.
I have no idea.
I have no idea what that is, dude.
I mean, you know, save the drama for your mama and Obama.
All right, I'm just saying.
All right, let's go ahead and get back to the calls here.
Once again, we are participating in Radio Graffiti.
If you'd like to participate, all you got to do is give us a call at 775-799-9180.
And when I call on your area code or on your name, you've got exactly four to five seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti, baby.
All right, let's go ahead and get back to the calls.
Let's see who we have here.
How about Anonymous Radio Graffiti?
Tell me where you jesus Christ.
I mean, get out of here.
All right.
I know you're calling from a computer.
It sounds like a 386SX with maybe about two megabytes of RAM or some shit.
All right.
If you're going to try to call with your computer, make sure you have a computer with enough not only power to process whatever it is that you're trying to play, but also have enough bandwidth to suffice the actual phone call of you calling Radio Graffiti, you fucking poor milky liquor.
All right, who the hell is this?
How about Derwicking?
Radio Graffiti.
What's going on, Derwicking?
You there?
I am here.
What's up, my man?
How you doing, man?
I don't know.
I'm just sitting here.
I'm having some scotch and having some Johnny Walker blast.
Hey, Derwicking, my asshole Kurtz.
I got me one of these Thura guns.
Put it on my ass right now.
Derwicking.
And I literally shoved the hell out of my insides with this Thurgun.
Let me turn this shit on.
All right.
Let me turn this shit on.
Ah, right there.
You see?
You know, you put it on the area that you need.
Oh.
All right, right there in your ass.
All right, let's stop it, dude.
What's going on?
Why do you stop?
It's like a fucking drill.
And it broke up my ass.
He had like double a heart on, like blue dill.
No, dude, I didn't have a heart on.
Are you fucking sitting here for 10, 12 bangs at a time?
It fucking builds a knock my ass.
Man, this shit hurts.
I'm not joking around it.
20-year-old and you're like playing bitches like it's no problem.
Man, you got the blood flow in there, huh?
Feels a little better.
I was kind of just getting a little tense, you know, as you take out the thorough gun.
My mind is full.
All right, that was enough massages, man.
I'm just telling you, the sign on my ass.
It says do enter, all right, you goddamn niggers.
I'm Joe Biden, and I approve this message.
You stupid fucking take it off, man.
Take it off.
Take it off.
God damn bitch.
God damn it, who did that shit?
Who in the fuck did that goddamn crap?
You see, this is what I'm talking about, folks.
This is the kind of splice it bullshit that I'm talking about here.
Fucking assholes, for Christ's sake, man.
That obviously never happened.
All my true fans know that that never happened.
What a fucking.
Yeah, no wonder everybody.
Yeah, go to Radio Graffiti Ghost.
We want to say things to you.
We're your fans.
Yeah, my fans, by the fucking way.
All right, where are we?
Jesus Christ, man.
Where are we?
Where are we?
How about 660 Radio Graffiti?
Oh, Jesus.
Take this shit off.
All right.
Is that what is that?
Is that bitch lasagna by fucking dumbass Pootie Pie?
Huh?
Can't stand Pootie Pie for heaven's sake.
You know, I mean, I blame Pootie Pie for the absolute fucking complete degeneracy that we are witnessing on a millennial and Gen Z level.
The absolute lack of ability to escape man-childum.
I blame it on Pootie Pie, all right?
I'm not kidding.
I'm not, I am not kidding.
All right, Pootie Pie, look, you're even pissed off my dog Pinochet over here, fucking Pootie Pie.
Bitch, lasagna, bitch, lasagna, man, man, man.
All right, who else do we have here?
How about how about 320 radio graffiti?
Turn tickle radio graffiti.
We can't hear you.
Turn it up.
I'm driving home.
I'm sorry.
I'm driving home.
Cops, catch me if you can.
I'm driving home.
Driving Home with Cops Chasing00:04:47
Yeah.
All right.
Get this guy out of here.
We can't even fucking hear it.
All right.
I forgot to tell you all this.
All right.
If you're going to call up to the damn broadcast, don't have a Joe Biden phone, okay?
I'm not fucking kidding around.
All right.
Don't be calling me with a Joe Biden phone and make sure that you're going to speak up loud enough that everybody can hear you.
Good God, man.
I'm telling you.
I mean, let's try this one Mo again.
All right.
How about, Jesus Christ, who the hell is this?
How about how about 909 radio graffiti?
Hey, ghost, can you hear me?
Yeah, we can hear you, dude.
What's up?
Oh, okay.
Hey, this is Alexander the Resurrection.
I wanted to call you to be serious for a moment, but some really awesome things are happening in the next few months.
I'm going to be getting the fuck out of California once and for all.
And on top of that, before we leave, I'm going to be getting married to my girl who I've been with for close to seven years.
And, you know, maybe I kind of have a little bit of advice, you know, what I can do when I get there to our new home, which is somewhere in the south.
I'm not going to say what state because, you know, I don't really need anybody to know that, but it's definitely not a liberal shithole.
I can tell you that much.
Well, what kind of advice do you need?
What exactly are you asking?
Well, I mean, for example, I'm a welder by trade, you know, so I work, I work over here at a manufacturing facility.
And at the town that I'm looking at, it's a relatively small town, you know, a small county of like only like 50,000 people.
The town specifically I'm going to is like maybe 3,000, 4,000 people.
Like what kind of, like, what kind of advice as far as work is concerned?
Because, I mean, I'm very much looking forward to my new home out there.
But at the same time, I'm also kind of concerned about, you know, job opportunities and, you know, what kind of things can await for me out there.
You know, hopefully I can, opportunities that I can seize, you know, out there.
You know what I mean?
Well, I want to be honest.
I mean, if you're going into a very small market like that, I mean, the opportunities are going to be seldom.
And if they are there, it's not going to be, you know, huge amounts of money.
But if you're a welder by trade, I mean, you know, there's avenues in which you can get into.
I don't know if you're going to have to be able to do a job.
I don't know.
I mean, I'm not big on small markets unless you're going to retire there or start a small business there or service the community in some kind of capacity.
But have you checked the job market out there?
Have you seen if there's anything at all like through ads or through any kind of shit that I've seen there there's a car part manufacturer and there's a minerals or a facility that you know that produces like minerals like concretes or certain metals Maybe I can look into that.
I mean I'm pretty sure that those guys probably do need some you know welder slash mechanics type of help if you know what I mean.
Yeah, I mean you just have to inquire about it man.
I mean I would I would try to either physically go down there or call this idea that you're just going to submit a fucking resume through the online situation.
The percentages of you actually getting a job through submitting a resume online are very, very small.
But that's the only thing I'd advise you, man.
I mean, you definitely need to take care of that if you're going to get married.
You're going to have a house.
You know, those are the things that you want to try to inquire about.
And if you have enough money left over after buying your home, I mean, you could potentially start your own operation out there.
You just have to find out what the town needs.
You said there's a big cements factory out there.
I mean, maybe if you could weld rebar or something of that nature.
I mean, you just have to, you know, try to put the pedal to the metal, man, because you're about to get married.
I'm sure when you get married, you have your own house.
You're not going to use condoms.
You're probably going to not pull out.
You're going to have a kid and all that stuff.
So keep that in mind, dude.
Welding Rebar for New Business00:07:18
Absolutely.
You know, I just wanted to say, you know, I really, really fucking enjoy your show a lot.
You've taught me a lot of shit, and definitely your cryptocurrency advice has definitely paid off.
I can tell you that much.
So I just want to thank you for all the years of, you know, joy, laughter, entertainment, and just the overall good advice.
You produce a lot of really great content, and I truly do appreciate, you know, setting all the trolling aside, you know, that's, you know, I genuinely do love the product that you produce, man.
I really do.
Hey, man, I appreciate you, and I appreciate you for listening.
And good luck to you, your future wife, your new home.
And, you know, let us know, man, what happens to you every now and then.
All right, man.
Yeah, absolutely.
All right, man.
Cheers to you, man.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Didn't mean to cut you off.
I thought we were ending there, but cheers to you, man.
Hopefully everything goes well for you.
Let's take a couple more callers here.
about uh good morning ghost radio graffiti oh no we're out of cinnamon toast crunch let's make more i'll make up a bunch I'll shake on cinnamon and sugar.
I'll get it crunched with my...
Are you fucking kidding me, Willis?
It's just like Cinnamon Toast with a crunch.
It's part of this complete breakfast.
It takes me, me, and me.
All right, get this shit off here.
Get this shit off.
I don't know if y'all follow me on Twitter, but every time I put out a tweet, some ass clown who has a parody account of Cinnamon Toast Crunch always comments on every other fucking goddamn tweet post that I post saying, hey, ghost, I know that's bad news, but you know what?
Cinnamon Toast Crunch has and now I'm getting them on radio fucking graffiti for fuck's sake.
Who else do we got?
How about free swabs, radio graffiti?
Three anal swabs, the Shut up, man.
Jesus Christ.
Your autism is showing.
Who else do we have here?
How about 706 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, how's it going, ghost?
It's Turtlehead.
What up, dude?
How you doing?
I'm doing good.
Hope you're having a great Saturday night.
Hey, I just had one question.
What are some of your favorite Western movies?
Favorite Western movie?
That's a very good question.
Believe it or not, one of my favorite Western movies that's probably from the modern-ish era.
When I mean era, I'm talking about like the 90s, you know, kind of thing, is Maverick.
All right.
Not the old school James Garner Maverick.
I'm talking about Maverick with Mel Gibson.
I think Jodi Foster's in there.
That one is, it's about a poker player and shit.
I mean, that one isn't bad.
Now, I have a favorite Western show called Have Gun Will Travel.
You know, that's a pretty good fucking show.
All right.
Have Gun Will Travel is a pretty good fucking show.
But hey, man, thank you very much for asking.
Cheers to you.
Hope you're having a good Saturday night.
Troll Show here.
How about 651 Radio Graffiti?
651, what up, dude?
You just say something or what?
Okay, great.
Get him out of here.
Fucking Helen Keller deaf mute.
How about 954 Radio Graffiti?
George, that's why I trust the FBI.
Are you fucking...
Wait a minute!
I never said I trusted the FBI.
What the fuck?
Where the fuck did that come from?
That's a goddamn splice and you know it.
Fucking, I don't trust the fucking FBI, you fucking piece of trash.
How about Boss Devil Radio Graffiti?
Never said I trusted the FBI.
Shut up.
All right, who did this?
Who did this?
Alright, we get it.
We get it.
Everybody's trying to be all dark and edgy.
Satan is good.
Satan is my pal.
I get it, dude.
All right.
Who else do we have here?
We've got Chipmunk Tard Caller Radio Graffiti.
Get that shit off.
Stop making me sound like a fucking cartoon!
Ah!
Fucking come in!
Ah!
Peace of crap!
Stop making me sound like some fucking tarred cartoon, man.
Seriously.
Jesus Christ, man.
If y'all didn't know, that was, I guess, a clip of me in chipmunk fucking frequency or whatever the fuck, trying to make me sound like some tarred cartoon.
All right, who else do we have here?
How about 816, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, what's up?
Speaking of David Hogg, I was wondering, which platform do you prefer?
Do you prefer the AK or the AR platform?
Look, I like AK-47s, and the reason is, is because, well, the AK platform, let's put it that way, the collision of costs and shit.
It's because it's a fucking durable weapon.
I mean, you know, it's a weapon that can take a beating.
You don't need to fucking clean it every fucking, every couple of fucking shootings.
You know what I mean?
I mean, it's, I mean, I've seen on the internet an AK taken from the ground who had been buried there for eight years.
They threw some oil on it and the damn thing started shooting again.
I mean, just mere reliability, I have to go with the AK.
I'm serious.
I'm not even joking, in my opinion.
Bitcoin Stacks and Crypto Profits00:03:47
All right.
And look, I know I don't like Ruskis.
I know I always call them throwbacks in evolution.
They're cockeyed, vodka-drinking, mouth-breathing, you know, Neanderthals.
But that's a good product.
I'm not even kidding around.
That was a good fucking product.
AK-47.
Every rebel force out in the international community that's going against a government is using an AK-47.
That just goes to show you that they don't need much to continue to keep shooting.
You don't need much care.
But thank you for asking.
How about 717, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost.
How are you doing tonight?
What's up, man?
Not too bad, at least for the time being.
That's good.
That's good.
Yeah, I just, sorry, I actually just tuned in here not too long ago.
So I apologize if I ask any questions that you may have covered already.
But I just wanted to let you know, man, I'm glad to hear that you're back.
And over the, actually, since you've been gone here, I've actually found another job here that actually pays a little more than double than what I was getting originally.
So I was living paycheck to paycheck pretty much.
And this one has been opening up a lot of, I guess you can say, economic opportunity.
So I really appreciate all the crypto stuff that you do, a lot of the esoteric knowledge that you drop because it's really opening my eyes to a lot of things.
And definitely I'm looking into join the inner circle here shortly.
But I just wanted to let you know, man, that, you know, I know the other guy that called in regarding it.
You know, I'm making moves too, man.
I'm trying to do what I can here.
I got a woman to take care of.
I got a family to take care of and stuff.
So there's a lot of things that are pushing me to get out of my comfort zone more.
I made a couple stacks actually on Bitcoin.
I bought it when it was around $13,000.
I dropped about $500 into it, made about $4,000 so far.
So I'm heel kicking, man.
Seriously.
I really appreciate it.
I mean, seriously, man.
I mean, and good for you that you just, I mean, all that you had at the time probably was 500 bucks to throw into it.
You held on to it as an investment.
Now it's $4,000.
And it's probably going to go higher if you haven't sold it.
I don't blame you for selling it because, you know, time and needs, et cetera.
But that's all people needed to do.
I mean, I was covering this Bitcoin when it started rising gradually in 2017.
I think that when I started covering Bitcoin, it was under a G.
It was under a G.
I think it may have been about $850.
And at the same time, Ethereum was like at $20.
I think Litecoin was at $9.
Dash was at $25, $30.
I mean, all the cryptocurrencies that I cover.
So it's good to hear.
And I'm glad that you've told everybody that, hey, I just threw $500 into it, held it.
And now I got $4,000 that I didn't anticipate because all I did was put the $500 into the crypto as a savings.
And look, I got $4,000 or you should say $3.50 in profit.
That's a pretty good investment, man.
And I want to be honest with you.
Cheers to you.
And I'm glad that you're doing well.
I'm glad that you're having a better job.
I'm glad that you at least have a woman to take care of.
I mean, that's the American dream right now.
A nice job, the ability to make some pretty good extra residual income, having a significant other and being content with that.
And you sound a bit content.
Suicide Notes and Capitalism Lessons00:09:49
And that's what life's all about, man.
You're way ahead of the game.
How old are you, by the way?
Oh, sure.
I actually just turned 31 in March.
So I'll be honest.
I'm not as far ahead as I really should be.
I mean, there were things that I didn't make always sometimes necessarily the greatest decisions, but you're human beings.
I'm better off.
No, listen, listen.
That's the beautiful part about capitalism, man.
You're human.
You're going to make mistakes so long as you learn from those mistakes.
And that's the bad part about most of the people that are protesting at an Antifa or BLM rally is the fact that most of these people, they make mistakes.
And instead of like, you know, dusting their goddamn boots off and their pants off and getting up and continuing going forward, they'd rather just sit there on the floor, piss and moan, and think that they're going to get somebody to throw them some money out of mere pity, out of guilt, etc.
So don't get me wrong, dude.
Believe it or not, I know people that are 31 in this community that even beyond that, 35, 40 that are still living with their mother, that haven't done anything, that have no net worth, have no savings, they have no means of income, etc.
So believe me when I say don't worry about how old you are or whether or not you made some bad decisions or you didn't take life seriously for a little bit.
You're taking it seriously now and just keep moving forward.
Don't even think about the past.
The past has nothing for you.
All right.
Keep moving forward.
Okay.
No, no, trust me.
I really appreciate that.
I know I have more time in that.
And I'm glad I'm learning the things now than to learn them at an older age.
So trust me, I take everything as a learning experience and stuff.
I mean, I'd love to tell you more about my story when I eventually get into the inner circle.
Then I have a lot of questions for you.
There's a lot of things that I'm curious about.
And trust me, man, like they say, too, trolling aside and stuff like that, I know that it provides a little bit of comic relief, but please understand I'm one of those people.
I listen to you seriously, man.
I really do take your stuff to heart.
So just know that, you know, again, just thank you so much for everything that you do drop for us as far as for knowledge.
And I'm hoping that it does help those people that maybe are my age, like you said, that are just kind of sitting on their hands and not getting out of their comfort zone.
You know, I really hope it eventually pierces their psyche, if you will, and gets them up and doing what they need to do to take care of themselves.
Hey, man, no problem.
Do you want to give a shout out to anybody or anything?
Yeah, just shout out to the whole chat.
I mean, you know, all you guys are the reason that Ghost keeps going like he does.
And, you know, honestly, Ghost, I was really scared that you weren't going to come back.
So trust me, I'm sure everybody in the chat appreciates it.
And trust me, I can tell you right now, I really appreciate it too.
So I hope to be in the inner circle here soon and talking with you again.
Hey, man.
Thank you very much.
And I appreciate the story.
I appreciate the good words.
And it's good to know that, like I said, people are actually listening to old Ghost here because I wish, you want to know why I give out all this free information about finance, about, you know, things about making people's lives better, et cetera, because I never had that in my entire life.
Everybody always has a story.
Like if you ask somebody who's affluent, every one of them is going to tell you, well, I knew this guy who took me under his wing and he taught me everything I know.
And you're going to hear that repeated amongst a lot of folks that are successful.
I never had that in my life.
And that's why I am so devoted to capitalism.
That's why I believe in capitalism with all my heart and all my soul.
Because without capitalism, if I had been born in any other system, I'd be a piece of trash.
I'd be an insignificant nobody.
I'd be nothing.
All right.
It was capitalism that allowed me, whether I had to learn it on my own, whether I had to crawl and scrape, whether I had to spend vulnerable times in my life to where, you know, rents due and it's like 500 bucks and you've only got 300 bucks in your pocket.
You know, that's pressure.
All right.
That's fucking pressure.
And most people, believe it or not, and that's what's sad about America today.
Most people, when they have that problem, they've only got 300 bucks, but rents due at the end of the week and it's 500.
Instead of actually trying to find some level of solution to that problem, most people just give up.
Most people are like, well, I've got 300.
It's 500 at the end of the week.
I'm not going to get it.
So I'm going to take my 300.
I'm going to drink at the bar or I'm going to purchase some materialistic widget because I'm not going to be able to pay the rent anyway.
And it's those dumbass decisions that make people, you know, kind of take major steps backwards in their lives.
You know what I mean?
Instead of actually conquering the obstacle.
And if you can't conquer the obstacle, negotiate the obstacle.
Either way, you get past it.
Most people, when they have obstacles, they just freeze and they collapse.
They fold.
They can't take the pressure.
And that's the difference between folks that want to be capitalist and those that just want to sit on their ass and pretend that life is but a dream and get free money from the government or mooch off of their family members or whatever the case might be.
All right.
And look, there's tremendous pride when you make your own money.
There is a tremendous self-worth in which you make your own money, whether it's by, you know, your own business, investing, whatever, or if you're a high earner in some kind of a job.
I mean, appreciate who you are, man.
I mean, that's the point.
You're making whatever it is that your life is.
And the more capital that you're able to obtain, it's not about just, look, I don't mean to take this into a serious subject matter here, but this needs to be said.
There's a big difference to wanting to be rich so that you can buy a bunch of materialistic bullshit that's meaningless.
But it's another thing to want to be rich so that you can look at yourself and realize that you've done something.
You know, there's a big responsibility when it comes to running businesses.
And, you know, you're hiring people if you're that big.
You're in charge of people's payrolls.
You're in charge of making sure that you have enough product or service necessary to be able to suffice the demand.
You have a commitment to customer service so that you can have people come back, etc.
I'm just trying to let people know that you can do this.
If you're in Western civilization, if you're in the Western civilization and in some cases, emerging markets across the world, you can do it.
Don't let these fuckers tell you you can't because that's what they do.
I mean, you're going to find in life when you're successful, the people that you thought were your closest friends, the people that you thought would support you the most are going to be the first ones to point their finger at you and say, you think you're better than me?
You're nothing.
I remember you when you were a peon, pissad, and all that shit, and you don't need that kind of shit in your life.
Remember, as a capitalist, you carve out your own existence.
You can carve out your own destiny.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I know this is the troll show, but there's a lot of people out there that need this fucking kick in the ass, this verbal talking to, in hopes of inspiring them to do something instead of being a bunch of jerk asses that either are dependent on their family members or are dependent on the government.
All right.
So anyway, let's continue.
All right.
I'm sorry.
It had to be said, dude.
It has to be said.
I'm sorry.
These guys that are calling up, appreciating all the content that yours truly has produced, I mean, this is why I do it.
All right.
This is why I do it.
And cheers to all those dudes that are out there that are kicking ass, that are working hard.
Believe me, you want to work your ass off in your 20s and 30s.
You don't want to be a schmuck in your 40s, 50s, and 60s that is trying to build your nest egg.
You should have built it.
All right.
You should have some level of net worth by the time that you're 35 or 40.
And if you don't, then, you know, you're in some trouble.
All right.
You've wasted your life.
All right.
And it's not impossible.
Remember, it's never too late for capitalism.
I like to remind everybody that Colonel Sanders was 65 years old and a complete nothing and almost killed himself.
He was going to commit suicide by hanging himself from a tree.
But what persuaded him not to do so was writing his suicide note.
And when he was writing his suicide note, he felt sorry for himself and said, good God, I never did anything in life.
I wasted my life away.
Look at all the things I never did.
And from 65 till he croaked, I think when he was like 84, 85, whenever he croaked, he made a billion dollars.
All right.
Selling fried chicken.
So it's never fucking too late for capitalism.
Underwater Debt Recommendations00:04:14
All right.
No matter how old you think you are, it's just you got to do it.
You've got to, at some point, to do it, pursue it, and be serious about it.
All right.
And don't clock me, you fucking troll terrorist assholes.
You idiots are probably the ones that are dependent on some stupid parent that should be pistol whipped for shitting a fucking a retarded pile of protoplasm like you out of their uterus pipe.
All right, so go fuck off.
All right, who else do we have here?
How about how about 865 Raider Graffiti?
Hey, Coach, it's TN Apostle.
How you doing, brother?
Hey, what's up?
TN Apostle in the house.
How you doing, man?
Oh, no, not too bad.
Just got back from the bar and everything.
So I decided to close it down.
And the cops said, you know, we're all having a little too much fun.
So just like, okay, you know, man, is that a COVID thing over there?
Oh, no.
Oh, hell, oh, no.
We don't give a fuck here about COVID in Tennessee.
Kidding me?
Well, that's good to hear.
I'll full of shit.
Fuck that guy.
But no, anyways, just want to make a couple of comments.
So to the gentleman that said that he's a welder.
So it's like, sir, if I can make a suggestion, there is a welding school out in New Jersey or Pennsylvania or something like that.
So deep sea diving.
Those motherfuckers make like six figures a year and only make and only work like half a year.
Yeah, it's low risky work, but man, I'm telling you, some good shit right there.
No, you're absolutely right, T and Apostle.
I actually knew somebody who you're talking about underwater welding, right?
Yeah, so if you recall, oh, so remember the BP oil incident happened in golf and just, you know, wrecked the whole Gulf of New Mexico and the coast there, right?
Of course.
I remember that very vividly.
So yeah, so some of those guys that helped fix it were the EC weld divers.
Look, I knew an underwater welder who made lots of fucking cash.
I mean, was able to support his family generously, had multiple homes, multiple cars.
It is work that is, you know, intensive and it is, you know, potentially dangerous, but that's why you get the big bucks.
And, you know, especially, you know, let me tell you a story about this guy.
He had to do an underwater weld on Christmas Eve into Christmas Day.
And no one ever, you know, no one could find anybody who would do the job.
This guy got paid so much fucking money to do this.
It literally like, you know, made the Christmas of this guy's family.
I mean, he literally bought anything his family want right after that job.
Anything.
Yeah, absolutely.
And for those that are in their 30s or an under, I'm telling you, that is definitely a young man's game.
So I wish I was in there.
I'm only 32.
So if I had to spare cash and everything, I immediately can go.
Oh, but if I'm a little bit tied down here.
But if any of y'all that had a desire to make a lot of fucking money and not afraid of the dark, I'm telling you, that's the job right there.
Yeah, that's a good recommendation, dude.
That's a good recommendation.
No bullshit, because that pays a lot of fucking capital.
I'll tell you that from knowing somebody who's done that.
So, yeah, so, and like another thing, so for these past many, many years, so I was under a different alias at the time.
So I started listening to it back in 2016.
I was a security police officer over at the Los Excuse me.
Los Alamos Laboratory out in New Mexico there for Department of Energy.
And right there, that was the first year I've I've heard speaking everything.
And ever since, just like, you know what?
Vendor Kid Radio Graffiti00:02:45
This dude's got a lot of points.
But wasn't up until now, and it's just like, man, this gentleman is right.
So I end up just downsizing.
I'm selling off a lot of my shit getting rot getting rid of debt.
And you know what?
I'm fucking happy.
I'm not at about like $90,000 in debt.
So and all I got right now is my truck payment.
Wow.
So yeah, I don't have a whole lot of stuff.
That's very impressive, dude, because most people, you know, they'll just like let the debt go and just pretend it isn't there until they're pursued in a legal capacity.
But that's awesome, dude.
So, so, but yeah, I mean, so well, for all your listeners out there, listen to Ghost.
He's not bullshitting you.
He's not pulling your leg.
Every advice and suggestion that he's been putting out there, I put into practice and it dug me out a few holes.
So, no, let me tell you.
And so, I estimate in about five years' time.
I'm going to own the Ondo out in fucking Honolulu, Hawaii, where I was born, and that's where I'm going to die.
Man, that sounds like a plan, baby.
Hallelujah.
You can't fuck with that, man.
You want to give a shout-out there, TN Apostle, man?
And cheers to your story, by the way.
I appreciate it, man.
All right.
All right.
So a couple of shout-outs.
So, one, my buddy Richard out in Great Britain there.
Don't know if you're listening.
Sergeant Yoda on the TCR days.
And Redding Snake.
Come on, man.
No, we love you.
Please come on back.
We won't give you any shit anymore.
Honestly, I was saying, so the $50 donut video, so all it is is just a fun games troll.
That's all it is.
It's a Saturday night troll show.
So I hope you enjoy it.
Hey, man.
Thank you very much there, TN Apostle.
It's always a pleasure.
And thank you for emailing me.
Let me know the 411 on your situation, man.
And like I said, the best of luck to you, man.
All right.
Have a good night, man.
All right.
Thank you very much, man.
TN Apostle.
Hey, man, this isn't a bad radio graffiti minus a couple of fucking fucked up trolls.
This ain't a bad radio graffiti over here, man.
Hey, hold on.
We got some donos.
Candy Apple Vendor Kid.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Candy Apple Vendor Kid said, Senor Ghost, you forgot your weed at the Home Depot.
You're lucky my dad and I had a, I had to shop for some four-foot plastic tubing for the store.
Come pick it up by the parking lot outside Twin Peaks.
Dogecoin Bullshit and Dead Companies00:15:51
Ban all bronies.
Okay, that's great.
Thank you, Vendor Kid.
And there's the Anonymous.
All right, thank you, Anonymous.
I appreciate it.
All right.
Cheers to you.
We'll go ahead and get to both those videos when the time comes.
We'll be doing, I think we'll be doing videos here in another 45 minutes to an hour.
So cheers to you, man.
Thank you very much.
And we got another one by Billy Smiles here.
Billy Smiles, once again.
This guy is a liberal, but I thought you would find this interesting.
Oh, great.
Oh, that's great.
You want to hear a liberal here.
Here's Poop Tickler.
I don't read Roman numerals.
How much would it cost someone to donate for you to eat cinnamon toast crunch, part of a well-balanced breakfast, during one of your ASMR segments?
I don't like cinnamon toast crunch.
As a matter of fact, I don't like cereal.
As a matter of fact, if you want my personal opinion, I think cereal is probably contributing to folks degenerating health.
All right?
Because everybody eats it for breakfast.
I think cereal is horrible.
I don't eat cereal.
I don't like cereal.
I eat the all-American breakfast.
All right.
Bacon, eggs, toast, OJ.
That's what I eat.
All right.
Who I am?
Sirius Show.
What the hell are you talking about, Sirius Show?
Oh, my God.
Great troll on the trolls with this serious show.
Might as well cover the markets.
Dogecoin is down nearly 30%.
What is going on?
It was a bunch of shit, you dumbasses.
All right.
And the reason why crypto's going down is because people are fucking judging what's happening with Dogecoin and applying it to their cryptocurrencies.
And not to mention people are taking profits.
I mean, let's be honest.
All right, there's a lot of fucking, there is a lot of money in crypto up in here.
So people are taking profits.
All right.
As a matter of fact, I would use this as an opportunity to potentially get in or get more crypto if necessary.
Because if you want my opinion, I think this is a sell-off due to cashing in, you know, they want to, or cashing out, I should say.
And Dogecoin, look, I know all you idiots thought it was funny to be like, oh, yeah, Dogecoin, it's going to go to the top.
It's going to go to the roof.
Fucking Dogecoin is a shit dumbass coin.
Okay.
And the reason is, folks, aside from it being a meme coin with a stupid fucking dog, it's never going to stop mining itself.
I mean, there's almost 130 billion with a B, 130 billion Dogecoin in circulation, and it's never going to stop.
All right.
I mean, at some point, Bitcoin is going to stop mining itself.
Okay.
So that's why Bitcoin is going so high, because aside from it being on the top of mind of folks when you ask them about cryptocurrency, I mean, there's a limited supply.
There's only 18.6 million in circulation of Bitcoin.
All right.
And aside from that, much of that 18.6 million has probably been lost because many of the original miners of Bitcoin never thought it was going to do anything.
So they threw out their hard drives with Bitcoin on it.
So all that shit is lost forever.
So that's why Bitcoin is going up so fast.
And that's why it's going up so high.
All right.
Dogecoin, I'm going to be honest with you, is an Elon Musk pump and dump.
All right.
I'm not fucking kidding.
Fucking, it is a pump and dump by Elon Musk so he could supplement his income from all the fucking products that he's not creating.
All right.
So all I'm saying is, you know, I told you so.
Didn't I tell you this on Thursday?
I told you guys that this Dogecoin shit was not going to last.
It was not going to last.
And by the way, did y'all see the tweet that I tweeted about this stupid dumb asshole?
Here, I don't mean to be serious here, but tell you a look at this.
Put the PC shot on.
Tell you a look at this.
This fucking idiot, Keith Gill, aka Roaring Kitty, is holding $31 million because he convinced a bunch of naive, gullible idiots on Reddit to buy a dying company in GameStop.
All right.
I mean, GameStop is not coming back, folks.
All right.
And the only reason that it's even the price that it is is because you got a lot of idiots from Reddit holding.
It's a dying company.
And look, everybody out there who is pro GameStop buying always says it's about the short squeeze, bruh.
The short squeeze.
Let me tell you something.
If this guy doesn't go to jail, then our market's integrity is in jeopardy.
All right.
If some stupid asshole on Reddit can convince a bunch of dumbass people to buy into a dying company so he can make $31 million, if this guy's not arrested, then I guess the SEC and all the regulatory bodies are giving the AOK to pump and dumps.
All right.
Bud Fox, the character on the original movie Wall Street, went to jail for shit like a fraction of what this guy has done.
All right.
So I'm telling y'all right now, all of you morons are like, yeah, GameStop all the way.
You people are putting money in other people's bags while you're going to be holding nothing.
Watch.
All right.
Watch.
If this guy does not go to jail, then it's, I guess it's legal to pump and dump.
I'm not fucking kidding.
All right.
I'm not fucking kidding.
Get the fuck out of here.
All right.
This fucking guy.
It's about the short squeeze, ghost.
You don't understand the short squeeze.
That's what this idiot convinced you it was about.
All right.
That's what this idiot convinced you so he could have you dump your fucking money into this crap.
It's a dying company, you morons.
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe people are this stupid.
What the hell is this?
Besmirch the merch.
Don't look now, but Bitcoin dropped about 10% in the last 30 minutes.
Yeah, you want to know why?
I think it has a lot to do with this Dogecoin bullshit run up.
All right.
Because look, Dogecoin, the fact that everybody puts so much money into it and the fact that it's dropping, it's spooking the fucking investors in the cryptocurrency market.
Because let's be honest, okay?
Even the institutional investors from the stock market that are invested in crypto don't really know why crypto is important, why it's become an investment.
You understand what I'm saying?
So everybody's just playing monkey see monkey do in the cryptocurrency markets.
And everybody thought that Doge was going to go up to a dollar, which was fucking ridiculous if you thought that.
Everybody thought Dogecoin was going to go up to a dollar.
And now that it's dramatically decreased, everybody saw that and was like, oh my God, well, you know, let me cash out now.
You see how quick Dogecoin went down?
Let me cash out my profits now so I don't end up holding the bag like those idiots on Dogecoin.
Yeah, no shit.
No shit.
And I'm glad you people are losing money.
I'm not joking.
I'm glad you idiots on Dogecoin are losing money because it serves you right.
The next people to lose a bunch of shit is these GameStop assholes.
GameStop is a dying fucking company.
They don't even know what they're going to do.
They had to, you know what they did?
You know what GameStop has done?
It has sold off shares because this idiot, Roaring Kitty, and all the idiots on Reddit fucking pumped this damn thing to, what is it, $100, $200, $300.
All right.
They sold off their shares to recapitalize their fucking company.
Okay.
And to be honest with you, I don't think that the people that are working at GameStop know what to do with that capital.
They don't know whether to take GameStop on the internet.
They don't know whether to close down all their stores.
They don't know what the fuck to do.
They don't know what the fuck to do.
And you know what?
When you idiots lose all your money and Kevin Gill over here, aka Roaring Kitty, cashes out and he's probably going to cash out around 25, 30 million.
And by the way, for all those that said it wasn't a pump and dump, put the fucking PC back on.
This asshole, you know, all of you morons got played by this stupid idiot.
This guy had a humongous chunk.
I read in an article of GameStop that he bought at $2.
Huh?
Two fucking dollars.
All right.
And then he's doubling his stake in his options.
I don't want to explain about options because options is literally gambling unless you pump and dump like this asshole.
All right.
This guy bought an extra 200 shares on his option at $12.
So that's why this guy right now is holding $31 million fucking dollars while you morons are holding on to a dead fucking company.
Unfucking believable.
Unfucking believable.
Anyway, let's continue.
All right, let us continue here.
Shay money.
Even if I could capitalize from your advice, there's still a large amount of guilt what I did to you and your community.
I've been trying to change, but old habits die hard.
Whether y'all forgive me or not, I'm sorry.
Guess I'll always be the squirts guy.
I guess I'll always be the squirts guy.
Here's anonymous.
Flash sale, buy the dip.
Rumor is spreading that the United States Treasury is supposedly going to charge several financial institutions for money laundering with crypto.
Buy the dip.
Oh, yeah, which it's probably, it's not going to be Coinbase.
It's not going to be the institutions that are obliging regulatory bodies.
You know, it may be, you know, out-of-the-country type brokerage companies, etc.
So it'll be very interesting.
It is a rumor.
I don't think it's going to happen.
I don't think it's going to happen.
There's too much money in it, man.
What the fuck?
Crypto is crashing.
I'm about to pull a sunburst and eat the barrel of my dad's shotgun.
Fuck this shit.
My life is ruined.
Well, you shouldn't have bought into the whole Dogecoin.
I think, in my opinion, I think it's the Dogecoin shit.
I think it's the Dogecoin run-up that has caused people to be fickle about the whole cryptocurrency market.
Because, you know, anyone who actually tries to look into Dogecoin, it doesn't make sense why the run-up has gone up so high that it has, right?
I mean, it's a fucking joke coin, first of all, and it's never going to stop mining itself, all right?
So that's all I'm saying, all right?
That's all I'm saying.
Anyway, everybody's like, everything's crashing.
Everything's crashing.
Dude, you could thank Dogecoin for this.
All right.
You can thank Dogecoin, you fucking dumbasses.
All right.
Same shit's going to happen in the stock market with this GameStop bullshit.
Fucking morons.
Oh!
Should I weep for humans with a $50 bill?
$50 bill.
$50 bills.
$50 bill.
God!
Skip to eight minutes exactly.
Even I can kick that pervert's ass.
I mean, he's a tub of shit.
Should I feel bad for humans?
What can I say?
Humans are erroneous beings.
I'm starting to potentially go that direction myself.
You know, look at this boring boomer bitch hour.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
Keep calling me a boomer.
Guess what?
Guess who owns 80% of the wealth in this country still?
Boomers.
All right.
Well, you fucking young morons are sitting here buying $1,000 Nike shoes and Air Jordans from a company who utilizes slave labor from China to make these fucking things for dollars per tennis shoe.
All right.
I mean, that's how stupid you are.
All right.
You guys don't respect money to the point where you're throwing money at meme coins and meme stocks.
I hope that you all lose your fucking money.
I mean, you know, we need this.
We need people to lose their money.
All right.
Because this is ridiculous.
All right.
Meme coins, meme stocks.
We need all those assholes out of the market completely.
And I hope they lose all their money.
I'm not fucking kidding.
I'm not kidding.
I don't condone this.
Nigger.
I don't condone that.
I mean, come on, man.
Jesus Christ.
In the field of local lives.
Hey, what is this?
Oh, my God.
Geno X 1987 said, since when did you doubt meme magic when it started taking the form of actual investing?
All right.
Because this stupid meme stock bullshit puts us all at risk.
And I hope that the little kind of flash crash that we're having here in this cryptocurrency market.
I hope that you all understand that.
All right.
I hope that you all understand that.
Hello am.
And what is this?
Grandfather Clock.
Yeah, TikTok boomer.
It doesn't matter.
Y'all are getting inoculated with who the fuck knows mRNA technology that hasn't even been used in vaccines in mass populaces.
And you're sitting over here.
I've already lived my fucking full life for fuck's sake while you people haven't even gotten started.
And you're inoculating yourselves with who the fuck knows from big pharma who's not even going to be litigiously responsible in a civil or criminal capacity if they poison you.
That's smart.
All right.
Oh, job for nine.
What's going on to Job for Nine?
Sir Ghost, could you please play this?
Seems Lynn Wood has made an interesting statement.
Oh, man, let me tell you, Lynn Wood's got some ball balls.
I'll tell you that.
Yeah, we're going to get around to it here in the next maybe half hour or so.
We're going to get to these donos.
So cheers to you, Job49.
Good to see you.
Thank you for spending your Saturday night with us, man.
Cheers.
Mama Luigi.
You might as well invest in Foley's, Fry's, or Radio Shafts.
Thank you very much.
Mama Luigi gets the whole Dogecoin, GameStop, meme coin, meme stock bullshit.
But this has to be done.
These people have to learn.
I'm sorry.
These people have to learn.
I'm sorry.
And what is this?
The SEC.
Oh, that's great.
SEC.
Oh, my God.
SEC and DTCC have been giving the okay for pump and dumps for years.
Hedge Fund CEO Balloon Payments00:02:17
It's only a problem when normal investors do it.
Just like it's a problem to bankrupt hedge funds who are playing with other people money to bankrupt a company.
That's the biggest scam.
Okay, why don't you give me an example about hedge funds bankrupting a company?
That doesn't even make any sense.
How can a hedge fund bankrupt a company?
It's the inadequate and incompetent hierarchy of corporate structure that ruins a company.
It's bad investments by that company that ruin a company.
It's the lack of looking into the future like GameStop that ruins a company.
I mean, what is fucking GameStop going to do?
All right.
They don't know what the fuck they're going to do.
I mean, people are getting their games from game developing companies' websites like Epic and Steam, etc.
All right.
They don't need GameStop anymore to buy physical games.
And by the way, if people are still going to GameStops, why don't you go to a small operation?
Why don't you go to a mom and pop shop and buy and sell your games instead of going to some stupid corporate edifice that look, I'm going to be honest with you.
I think that what's going to happen here with GameStop, it's going to go out of business.
All right.
It's going to fade away.
I mean, there's no, unless it completely changes its business model and maybe gets out of gaming completely, maybe if they get into the right niche, they may be able to fucking, I don't know, salvage something out of the company, but I don't think so.
I think that the sale of the stock that the company did, because of the pumping up by these Redditors, they're just going to fucking pay for the CEO's balloon payment so he can exit out of the company with fucking tens of millions.
It's going to pay for all the corporate hierarchy that's still there.
I mean, dude, you all don't know shit about investing.
All right.
That's the bad part about it.
We need these types of flash crashes.
We need people to lose money that naively went into something without even thinking about it.
We cannot reward ignorance like this.
And it's good that we're seeing this.
The next fucking contraction should happen in the stock market.
I'm not fucking kidding.
Trenchman and Financial Insights00:05:54
All right.
In the field of local lives.
We got Trenchman in the house.
Oh, my God.
Trenchman said, ghost kit.
I can't call the show since I'm at work.
Just wanted to say we agree with you all the way.
I live on my own and pay my own way.
And the pride is comparable.
Don't forget me when the time comes for the new chat room.
Of course not, dude.
What's your top coin for the dip buy?
I'm still a big Bitcoin, QTUM.
I think that those right now are my top buys right now.
I mean, I seriously believe that we're going to see $100,000 Bitcoin at the end of this year.
At least, at least $100,000 Bitcoin.
All right.
I'm not even kidding around.
I mean, have y'all seen, I mean, just that's my opinion.
Okay, those two right there.
All right, those two right there.
I hope that answers your question there, Trenchman.
What do we got?
Geno X 1987.
Get to the donos and drink your oval team.
Fuck off, Gino.
All right.
All right.
I'm sitting over here trying to give people my advice out here.
I don't want my fucking listeners getting burned by a bunch of fucking dumbasses from fucking Reddit.
Okay.
I don't want them getting burned.
All right.
Look, I'll tell you what.
Let's go ahead and get to a few more radio graffiti calls.
And then we're going to go ahead and get to some of these donos because the donos are piling up.
You know what I'm saying?
So I guess I understand why people are like, get to the downhouse, gauche, you asshole.
Get to the fucking downhouse.
We want the downhouse.
Yay, spaghetti.
So we're going to go ahead and get to the donos here.
But let's go ahead and get to a few more radio graffiti calls.
How about that?
All right.
Here we go.
about uh jewing up the broadcast radio graffiti hey hey let me tell you something man
All right.
If I was really Jewish, I wouldn't be doing Saturday Night Troll Show, don't you think?
I mean, I'd be partaking in Sabbats.
All right, that's what I'd be partaking in right now.
And Mazeltoff to all my Jewish brethren out there, all right?
All right.
How about Granny Hypocrisy Radio Graffiti?
My brain's a trainee My brain's a tranquil.
Shut up.
All right.
Jesus fucking Christ.
How about Ghost ASMR Radio Graffiti?
Pettis Radio Graffiti.
Oh, you know what I like?
I like sucking cocks.
Without any further ado, ghost eating dick cheese out of an uncut cock ASMR.
All right, here we go.
Oh my god, this is so tasty.
I like that big black cock.
Oh, God, this is so great.
I love it.
I'm getting excited.
My asshole is puckering.
And that concludes the ASMR portion of the broadcaster.
You fucking piece of fucking trash.
PIECE OF SHIT! PIECE OF PIECE OF CRAP!
I tell you, you know, you fucking trolls, man.
You fucking trolls.
I mean, right after I had some great fucking callers of people that appreciate the broadcast, that appreciate the financial insight.
That appreciate the political and social commentary.
I get disrespected.
I get besmirched like this.
Fucking piece of shit.
You fucking piece of crap.
Yeah, best ASMR.
You know what?
If we're going to continue to get calls like this, then I'm just going to end the fucking radio graffiti fast.
All right.
I'm just going to end the radio graffiti fast.
Who the hell is this?
Long overdue Radio Graffiti.
See, that's in the chat of the man they call ghosts.
The host with the mouse that don't need to rank a post.
We got damn right a clone on the hand.
Everybody knows that you is in the hand of the band.
Of your motherfucking mama, your TV.
Everybody knows the drama.
Coffee bone will remember.
Over there, thinking of his Aspiri eye.
Let me tell you what.
I guess I'm bubbling again.
Everybody knows.
He's a fucking magma.
Or should I say magma?
What?
I almost said magnet.
Who knows what I'm saying?
Everybody knows.
I mean, are you remixing my voice and putting it under some kind of a synthesizer or some shit?
I mean, if you're going to do that, why don't you do like, you know, that fucking computerized voice, that T-Payne shit?
I'm T-Payne.
Come on, man.
Let me buy you a drink.
You know, put me under that shit.
You know, like, like Zap and Roger, you know, that shit.
Like, I want to be your main.
I want to be your main.
I want to be your main.
That shit.
Yeah, auto-tune.
Thank you very much for bringing that.
And by the way, we got a two-bucker from Bernie Sanders said, tax the rich and spread the wealth.
Netflix Reaction to Crypto Drops00:03:05
Yeah, okay.
Okay, great.
That worked.
That works every time, doesn't it?
All right.
Anytime you give anybody anything, they're going to expect it forever.
All right.
They're going to expect it forever.
It's like my granny always said, don't feed the stray animals, son, because they breed.
And that's what's happening right now.
That's what's happening.
All right, let us continue here.
How about 646 radio graffiti?
Yo, ghost, what's up, man?
Hey, what's going on?
Is this Marshall Bernsey?
Yeah, it is.
What's up, man?
How are you doing, man?
How's your Saturday night?
It's pretty comfortable, man.
I'm just drinking some good soda here.
It's boiling soda.
You know, just I got Netflix here, just checking through this shit for the first time.
Netflix is overrated, dude.
I am really not a big Netflix fan.
I think, you know, not to promote any of these, but HBO Max isn't bad.
And I hate to say fucking Amazon Prime ain't bad either.
Yeah, no, no, I just got this just to see some of the old shit I used to watch, you know.
And it's good to look back at old shit and then just reminisce.
I just wanted to tell you, and especially for the people I don't know, Bitcoin in just like in 15 minutes, in a span of 15 minutes, just dropped almost $1,000 fucking dollars or what was it, $10,000?
It looks like $6,000 or $7,000.
I think it was at about $62,000, $63.
It's down to about $55,000 hold on.
Let me check.
It's about $55,000, $9,000 right now.
But if you want my personal opinion, I think that this is a flash crash.
This is everybody that is kind of like reacting to the Dogecoin situation.
And I think that, you know, this meme coin Dogecoin, because everybody was like, yeah, Dogecoin to the moon, man.
You know, Elon Musk said that I should go and invest in it.
It's going to go to a dollar.
And now it's crashing.
And I think it's a reactionary situation, in my personal opinion, going on because of the Dogecoin situation.
And I hope everybody that invested in Dogecoin is losing their ass.
But go ahead, man.
Yeah, no, I agree with you with Dogecoin.
But, you know, it's the weekend.
That's what you usually expect, maybe like a bit of a dropdown in crypto.
Well, I mean, it's a little bit more.
I mean, we're seeing double-digit decreases, double-digit percentage decreases.
And it's a little bit more than just taking profits, in my opinion.
I think that people are reacting to the pump and dump by goddamn Dogecoin.
Well, you know, I really hope it doesn't.
I'm still holding on to some crypto here, hoping it goes up a bit more.
No, it should be fine.
I think everybody's just cashing out right now, trying to take profits, and at the same time, reacting to the pump and dump of Dogecoin.
Nonprofit Donations and Black Lives Matter00:15:41
That's why I always said that these meme coins are jeopardizing the integrity of the entire market.
And this proves it, man.
This proves it.
Yeah, I guess so.
But to move on, I guess.
So there's another thing I want to talk about, which I don't know if you've discussed before, but did you hear about the co-founder of Black Lives Matter?
I think she's a gay lesbian woman who just bought like four pieces of fucking property with her money from Black Lives Matter.
Dude, I've been talking about that for the past couple of shows, man, that this is what the culmination of Black Lives Matter was.
It was a complete scam, but it was a scam that inspired a bunch of folks to go out and loot, riot, and commit violence.
But of course, this is how it is.
You know, complete hypocrisy.
This bitch's name is like, her last name is Colors or something.
This Black Lives Matter broad has bought three properties equaling about $3.2 million.
And consequently, they're all in white neighborhoods that are away from blacks.
I mean, this is the ultimate hypocrisy.
That's why Twitter kind of is trying to put the carbosh on the spread of that particular story.
And same with Facebook, because lest we forget.
And this is the real reason why you have this emphasis on black folks, gays, and women when it comes to marketing, when it comes to creating content, because these three demographics spend all their money.
They typically don't save.
And it's so easy to market to these people to convince them to buy a product.
And that's why you're seeing this influx of corporatism that is going the direction of being, quote, woke, because they know that these folks spend their money like it's going out of style.
for every like 50 or 60 cents that it costs to potentially get a dollar out of somebody who is white or affluent or something of that nature, it takes like pennies to take a dollar out of the pocket of women, of gays, of black folks.
And that's really why we're seeing this.
And tying this to social media, social media has created an echo chamber of these three demographics.
If you take a look at the trends on Twitter specifically that are anti-cop, that are anti-Republican, that are anti-gun, and you take a look at them, you're going to see highly represented, the majority, 90% of the people that are on those trends are blacks, gays, or women.
And you see, they don't want blacks, gays, or women hearing that the Black Lives Matter founder is taking the money that they donated to the Black Lives Matter fund and purchasing fucking multi-million dollar homes in white neighborhoods because that's going to, you know, kind of put a damper on the demographic that the social media is trying to encompass and like market to.
You know, this is their market.
This is their echo chamber.
This is what this is, these are the groups that spend the most money.
So that's what this is all about, man.
What?
What's up?
And, you know, that's the problem a lot with many of these modern day donations or, you know, group fund shit.
They're not only funded sometimes by our government, but in the end, most of the money that is given to these people don't even go to the problem to solve it.
They just get paid to their fucking employees, their leaders.
Dude, nonprofit organizations are the biggest scams in history.
I don't donate any of my money to any of these nonprofits because if you know the nonprofit scam, what it does is that the more money the nonprofit gets, the bigger the bureaucracy of the nonprofit gets.
And the majority of the money goes right into the pockets of the people that are on the board, the person running the actual nonprofit, the employees of the nonprofit, etc., as opposed to the actual cause.
A mere five to maybe 10% actually goes to the actual cause.
It's like the Haiti fund.
Remember Bill Clinton?
Hi, I'm Bill Clinton.
We got Haiti.
And I'm here with George Bush Sr.
And we're going to raise money for Haiti after the earthquake.
Hey, Monica Lewinsky, come on over here.
It's not going to suck itself.
Do you remember that?
Do you remember that video that Bill Clinton and George Bush Sr. trying to raise money for Haiti after the earthquake?
I think they raised like almost $60 million.
What the fuck happened to that money?
What the fuck happened to all that fucking money?
Who knows?
That poor country, man.
Look back at the old footage of that country.
It used to actually have been fucking beautiful.
And now they have to literally scrounge for fucking money and food.
Well, they're under.
Dude, it's almost completely unrest right now, dude.
I mean, I don't know if you've been reading about the stories about Haiti, but I mean, it's like damn near almost anarchic situation.
The president just resigned and stood down because of it.
I mean, it is bad right now.
And, you know, not only did George Bush and Bill Clinton raise all this money in private nonprofit funds, do you remember all the fucking government money that we gave to the folks out there in Haiti?
I mean, it's a joke.
It's a fucking joke.
So that's why whenever I hear about nonprofit organizations, I think, oh, what's the scam?
What's the fucking scam?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, man.
I know what you mean, but you know what?
Who cares about a nation full of poor black people?
Black Lives Matter.
You know, we got to help the brothers here for some reason who are already fat in the fucking.
Yeah, thank you for saying it there, Marshall Bernsey.
Thank you for saying it because.
Hey, you know what?
One last thing I want to say about Black Lives Matter.
Isn't it weird how there's a lot of Jewish people who own it?
What?
And I'm sorry.
Own one.
Black Lives Matter.
Name one.
Jewish people that mostly own it.
Who the fuck was it?
Fuck.
You throw me here.
Exactly.
I mean, get him out of here.
Get Marshall Bernsey out of here.
All right.
Look, if you're going to go and make that kind of an assumption or make that kind of accusation that the Jews are behind Black Lives Matter, then please name them because I'm tired of hearing these abstract comments that are just coming out the ass because a bunch of white nationalists say it.
I'd like to ask you, name the Jewish people that are profiting off this, and you can't do it.
All right?
I mean, I agree with you that the Black Lives Matter folks that are taking advantage of all these donations are out there buying houses and doing all this other crap.
All right.
But don't give me this whole these Jews.
Oh, yeah, well, name them.
All right.
Name them.
Jesus Christ, Marshall.
Come on, man.
All right, let's continue here.
How about rising capitalist radio graffiti?
If you want to drink a juice, then you're going to need a cup.
If you don't have a cup, then you need to buy a cup.
If you want to buy a cup, then you need at least a dollar.
If you don't have a dollar, then you need to find a job.
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school.
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job.
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school.
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job.
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school.
All right, take this shit off.
Take it off for fuck's sake.
Oh, my God.
Who the hell is Democratic Texan radio graffiti?
I didn't escape!
Get that shit out of me.
I never said that fucking spliced shit.
I never said that spliced fucking bullshit.
All right, look, I think that's about it.
I'm going to take one more call here, and that's about it for this goddamn radio graffiti, man.
What a fucking joke you people are.
All right.
Seriously, you fucking cyber vermin with your fucking teeth.
Fucking fucking assholes.
All right, Lewis.
Where are we at here?
Where are we at?
Wait a minute.
I think we got West Coast Capitalist Radio Graffiti.
Hey, sorry about this and the microphone quality, man.
How is this going for tonight, bro?
Hey, not bad.
And we can hear you fine now, man.
Thank you for calling us up.
And thank you for chilling with us this Saturday night, man.
How are you doing?
I'm actually doing very well.
Well, as I was saying when I freaking was using the free conference call shit, and you actually hear, barely hear the microphone I've been using.
But I was saying about those sorry motherfuckers who decided to use my name for the fucking donuts, which I do not do.
Motherfucker, if you're actually using my fucking name in your donuts, you're going to have a punitive damages rock your fucking dinny ass with my lawyer and Steven frickin' blacksmith.
He will eventually write you a fucking punitive damages if you're trying to eventually use you my name without my permission.
And as for that stupid fucking uh splice who actually been making that piece of shit, gay ass motherfucking uh splice that me and you are sucking each other up, that's not us, man.
So, I want me here to eventually clarify for some people out there.
If you actually hear either me or ghost or both of the in the fucking uh radio graffiti, that's not us, man.
So, that's a fucking crock full of bullshit.
Let me ask you a question.
Let me ask you a question.
What do you think about the things that we've been discussing here, like the the meme stocks and the meme coins?
What is your personal opinion about that stuff, man?
Those fucking like a meme stocks and even uh dogecoin, a.k. douche coin, they need to eventually just let me go to fuck yourself, cuz these motherfucking man children are actually too busy waxing their fucking carrots at these motherfucking like uh Wall Street bets bullshit that's been going on in Reddit for quite some time.
And as for that motherfucker calling itself kitty hawk or something like that, I hope your ass will end up being in fucking jail with a sign of current damages by the real fucking investors in goddamn Wall Street, you pieces of shit.
And as for each of these stupid motherfucker man children decided to put the fucking Dogecoin as their advanced room, how about just end up in treating that shit for something important?
Like the frickin' Bitcoin, the Ethereum, the fucking DAP coin, the fucking Z cash, Litecoin, and all that fucking shit.
Just like each and every of you eventually listed on the segments via the cryptocurrencies, by the way, ghosts.
Yeah, I hear you, man.
Thank you for listening, man.
You sound like a very, you know, quip investor that knows what he's talking about.
Unlike some of these people out here that are just in investing in Dogecoin because Elon Musk said so, you know what I mean?
Let me ask you another question.
We've got a lot of people in here talking trash to you in the chat room.
Why is it that people are coming at you in this way?
Why are they coming at you?
Because people are actually coming in there and they're thinking I'm actually pretty much being like the most favorite fucking caller to ever like to hang around with you like ghosts.
Especially thinking that people think I'm a star, which of course, I am the motherfucking superstar, by the way, in this Ghost Show Saster Saturday Night Troll Show.
And as for some people out there who actually have been sending me like the freaking tweets, I really appreciate for some of the cool ones.
And fuck all of them for the rest of those fucking trolls in the chats, the tweets, and even the fucking donos and even on radio graffiti for making all that fucking splices and bullshit donuts about me, ghost, among many other major players in the fucking show.
Like seriously, if I catch you motherfuckers again, I will eventually stick my fucking brood up your ass and kick it fucking dry, take a goddamn like a brown fucking shit on your goddamn neck, and let the help and put your fucking brown smirk on that boy.
And as for each and every you motherfuckers, I will definitely take your fucking asses to the woodshit.
And I will pour out my 12-gauge shotgun to blast your fucking head off, you pieces of dog shit.
Try messing with a real fucking ballist out here in the rec inner circle, the fucking regular callers among all that shit, man.
Like, come on, people.
You motherfuckers are just need to start learning how to invest like the real major players.
Like, seriously, be a capitalist or get the fuck out of here, you shitbacks.
Man, I couldn't have said it more articulately myself, man.
Telling you, you know how to layeth the goddamn linguistic smacketh down on all these goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
I mean, I'm telling you, I think that you're giving them so much fucking verbal assault that they can't take it.
I mean, look at them in the chat room.
They can't take it.
They can't take it.
These people are fucking done.
That's why their asses always spent skins in the fucking college, which normal people are supposed to be getting the fucking degrees and certifications and all that important shit right after the fucking high school when they once ran the fucking diploma.
But I see that most of you motherfuckers are just a bunch of high school and college dropouts or can't do something like support for your life.
Like, speaking to your own fucking parents, the fucking grandparents, any fully relatives, I've got to let their life look be like when they're in a fucking school and shit.
But these motherfucking new generation millennials and James Cedar said today, they need to simply take the fucking notes from the previous generations, including the kids who actually grew up a decade ahead of you.
Hey, hold on just a second.
Hold on just a second.
We got some donos in here, so let me take these donos.
We got Gino X 1987.
Oh my God.
And Gino X 1987 said Western governments are going to crash and outlaw Bitcoin because it's free and they can't monopolize it to their own benefits.
I don't think so.
I don't think that's going to happen.
Here's another Geno X 1987.
The people you aren't allowed to criticize are the ones who own you.
Okay, great.
Thank you, Gino.
And here's Granny Numgums.
Hold on, dude.
We got more donors.
Granny Numgums requested this.
I don't know what the hell kind of name is that, right?
And I can't remember.
who thought it was Blantara cause old logo.
It was actually an in-between period between that and CBFH album.
Analyst Opinions on Cryptocurrency00:03:56
This is when they said fuck the glam and did what they wanted.
Enjoy.
Hold on there.
Hold on just a second there, West Coast Capitalist.
This tryhard rips ghost off worse than Alex Jones.
Hey, thank you, besmirch the merch, okay?
Hold on.
We're going to get back to you there, West Coast.
Hold on.
We got to take these donos.
And here's Granny Numgums again.
Granny Numgums.
Another one for you.
I want you to play from he beginning, but pay specific attention to Phil when 405 comes around.
All right.
Thank you, Granny Numgums.
I'm a fat.
Fuck you, asshole.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Fuck you.
I know what you're trying to make me say.
May Allah bless you.
Let's call the prayer.
Can't wait to bring all my Muslim brothers to Texas.
Yeah, all right, whatever.
All right.
Here's Stream Troll Mike.
Stream Troll Mike in the house.
Oh, my God.
Oh, hey.
Teutonic plague is on RG.
What do you think?
That's not the Teutonic Plague, dude.
All right, let's get back to West Coast Capitalist.
This isn't the Teutonic Plague, right?
You're not the Teutonic Plague, right?
West Coast Capitalist?
Hell no.
I ain't no Teutonic Plague.
Oh, my God.
The last one.
Rosenberg was who I was done.
He was really going to explain how a lot of black owned things like.
Especially when they're asking for a lot of people.
Like I do, eventually he should hold the motherfuckers a lot of respect and a token appreciation and give them a good luck on their future endeavors.
Well, let me ask you your opinion about something because a lot of people have an opinion about this subject matter.
We are currently seeing a contraction in the cryptocurrency market.
And I'm asserting that the reason that we're seeing a contraction is because of the overhyping of Dogecoin by Elon Musk, which has spooked many of the investors out of the market and they're taking profits.
What's your financial analyst opinion of what's going on here in the cryptocurrency markets there, West Coast?
As I can see here, I know that some people must have been wasting quite like a ton of money on some of that bullshit fucking Dogecoins that Elon Musk is trying to fucking overhype and overprow.
Like if I was Elon Musk, I should have probably sticked to with my fucking electric cars and rather than just over promoting on some dog shit.
Like they should call it the dog shit coin rather than Dogecoin.
Dog shit coin.
That's actually pretty good, man.
Dog shit coin.
And what do you think about the entire market reactor?
Do you think it's just a little bit of a flash crash?
Or do you think that this could be the potential beginning of the actual come down of the entire markets in general, stocks and crypto?
I think it's in my face and sort of coming down on the markets in general because I know that some people are just ain't nothing too busy, but just sitting on their own fat asses, waxing the carrots, polishing the clamps, among other bullshit on some stimulus fucking checks, which normal capitalists like myself don't fucking acquire that shit.
Because number one, that's a fucking goddamn welfare check bullshit.
And second of all, the only fucking like a money that we're making out here is the fucking businesses that we fucking own, the customers, among many other assets that we can actually focus on, as long as we end up paying off a little bit of a fricking liabilities and keeping the owner's equity balance based on their fucking fact sheets.
Sending Meme Coins to Hell00:10:40
I couldn't have said it any better myself, man.
Okay, let's switch topics a little bit because people are very interested in you.
You seem like somebody who has a little dominance.
You seem like somebody who's very manly, who's articulate, who's smart.
There's a lot of incels that listen to my broadcast, all right?
That, you know, you said on the last broadcast, on the last radio graffiti that you were on, West Coast, that you have a lot of women, you know, that are around you.
You know, you're kind of a player.
You got about two or three women that you're kind of revolving around.
Can you give advice to the incels that can't even get women to talk to them, that, you know, are intimidated or, you know, they annoy women or whatever the case?
Can you give us the insight of West Coast Capitalist and the PIMP styling that you represent?
Because I'm sure there's a lot of people that really want to know what it is that you do to be able to kind of have like three different women that you can just call at will.
You know, you got a lot of envy for that, you know?
Yeah, especially with each and every of you motherfuckers out there and the goddamn like the chats, the tweets, the donos, and even like the radio graffiti calls who are caring about this right now.
I know that some of you people actually really want to have some pussy in life, but let me give you like a basic very good explanation.
It's like we are playing like poker on the table, like you know, the good old Texas poker, all that shit.
But you're just going to have to take out the right amount of fucking chances in the right amount of time.
If you actually end up finding a very good, like a hot piece of ass, end up end up losing a fucking cart to you, you're automatically a fucking winner.
But if someone's already eventually got their better bets compared to you, then they're already gonna fucking take it.
Like, I understand why some jerk-offs must have been too busy playing with their own fucking dick with the fucking anime chicks, like fucking Milipan has always been overly upset.
Like, come on, like, and that's a part of the piece of shit motherfucking furries out there, stop wearing those disgusting ass fucking furry goddamn cosmos.
Seriously, grow the fuck up and get herself a real woman.
Like, seriously, Ghost has been actually trying to show you guys a hot fucking women in a fucking fashion video.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, that's a real fucking pity so fast that you fuck hits our absolute need to get some.
And you're too busy relying on those fucking underage goddamn anime girls.
What the fuck is the matter in your goddamn heads?
You sick pedophile fucks.
Yeah, no shit.
No shit.
I couldn't have said it any better myself, man.
Hey, we've got some people that want to talk to you.
Do you mind taking a couple of calls here, West Coast?
Sure, let's go hook it up.
Put some calls around on the phone with you.
All right, man.
Cheers.
Let's go ahead and see what we got.
Now, 518 radio graffiti in the field of local live.
Oh, my God!
As my animals, 518, how's it going?
Oh, you know, just listening to your fucking tired ass.
I see.
Well, do you actually got anything that is going on?
Yeah, yeah.
Um, I don't think you're actually a capitalist.
So I want you to make a $50 donation right now to prove that you're not a you are a capitalist.
So go ahead.
Well, I'm absolutely definitely looking forward to eventually being like a the mother fucking capitalist.
But as I can see here, I ain't gonna be like a label myself as a the fucking capitalist because I got like a ton of the inspiration from not only like a serious hardcore fucking uh capitalist, like ghost freaking care on the phone.
Hey, you know what?
Hey, look, look, look, hold on, look, let me, let me, let me stop you right there, West Coast.
What you need to tell them is, look, I'm a capitalist.
I don't need to prove my capitalism to you.
You can hear it in my articulate prowess.
I mean, didn't you just hear, I mean, didn't you just hear a West Coast capitalist give his financial analyzation of the crypto markets and the stock markets?
That's what you need to say.
Go ahead and say it, West Coast.
Oh, I'm like a sorry about that, because my mind is just kind of a little funky, but I have to say that about these little financial advice enough with the freaking knockbacks.
Like, seriously?
When many people are definitely wanting to give out some certain advice on the investment, I'm definitely giving like some very good advice on how to stay keeping your balance sheet like a balance all the fucking Time because otherwise, once either of the site is going to get quickly embellished, and you're ain't going to like it do jack fucking shit unless you need to fix them up by simply investing and even like a savings money more.
I don't want you to give it out to a pretty good mic.
How did it happen?
Basically, you could probably be investing into like a much of a Bitcoin, Ethereum, freaking quantum, like Chain Link, and don't go invest into no goddamn fucking Dogecoin, aka dog shit coin, cause we don't need those goddamn fucking X whacks.
We basically want to send that fucking meme coin up to the fucking road.
How about sending that meme coin down in fucking hell?
Hey, uh, West Coast, let's see what 518 has to say.
I think he has something to respond to.
Okay.
Are you invested in any of these?
Are you just going to stout everything Ghost says back exactly word for word?
I'm definitely end up looking forward to eventually investing into any like a cryptocurrencies in the future.
Future, okay.
Sure.
So, anything you gotta say, 518?
Um, you're a tarred nigger.
And get this fucker off of here, man.
All right, we gotta get him off of here.
Right, that's uncalled for, right?
We gotta get him off.
I ain't no motherfucking, like, a racist or sexist or a photic among all this shit.
Seriously, I do not condone any of the black conditions, man.
I don't condone it either.
I don't condone it either.
Let's see if we take it.
All right, well, go ahead and do it.
Let's take it right now.
How about 815, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Aaron.
Hey, 815, are you there, dude?
Are you just going to sit around here and play with your peer pepper or whatever?
Well, I'm finally on.
Well, how are you doing, West Coast?
I hope I'm not stepping on your toes by calling in.
How's it going, man?
How is it doing for tonight?
It's doing good, unfortunately.
One of my good friends, Paco, has to call.
He has to challenge my Mexicanism.
But I would like to set the record straight that Paco was not being too honest to you, Ghost.
You see, Paco has green eyes.
How many Mexicans do you know that has green eyes?
Yeah, that's what I figured.
I heard a little bit of Anglo-Twang to that fake Mexican accent.
I heard it.
Just recently, this betrayal.
Earlier this week, I asked Paco to help me out with a lawn job where we dug up some rocks.
And I paid him $200 to help me with that.
And what happened?
He ate some cactus or what?
What happened?
No, no, no.
I fed him some Jimmy John's.
I even got him his lunch.
But no, I paid him for that so I could be a capitalist and bring back really valuable flagstone while at the same time helping other people clean up their yard at the same time raising my friend with $200 Exactly why that the lawn service is a pretty much a decent job for some people.
You should probably have any of those new cars out there to eventually try out that job as you're doing right now.
The lawn service.
Oh, I know.
I'd like to give a shout out to Viado575.
That's okay.
He's part of the Red Mexicans, and, well, we're always facing down.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, is that the Red Mexicans?
Get the shit out of here.
Oh, you shut the...
No, no, no.
Don't you dare fucking kick me.
I was going to offer you a place in the Red Mexicans.
Get out of here, man.
Cause I'm sick and tired of that crap.
When sick and tired of what crap?
As you said to the rednecks, get like, what the hell is the fucking red next guy?
I'm going to actually try to eventually mixing the freaking Hispanics with those white racist hillbilly eggs.
Like, fuck out of here.
No.
I don't think you know what you're talking about.
Exactly.
Should we get them out of here there, West Coast?
I mean, you know, tell them a piece of your mind out of here.
Don't be afraid.
We don't like beer.
I'm going to write West Coast right on it.
I know there's some stupid ass fucking Charles Raw issues.
I like wanting to give it like a drive West Coast.
At least you're asking one of those Adeason cars, which I really appreciate for having a call.
Supporting Local Businesses by Bus00:02:12
I'll drive an 89 New Yorker and a fucking Dodge Ram.
What do you drive?
Pretty much I'm going to go with the good old 1968 Dodge Charger RT.
Is that your dream car?
You can't even be honest?
Yeah, it's definitely one of my favorite dream cars.
I definitely like to own no longer the 67 like a Mustang GT Fastback.
I'm asking you what you're driving right now.
As of right now, I just don't even have a car yet because many people can't afford to have a road ride except when it's...
What?
Are you one of those guys that gets mad because you ride your bike in the middle of the road and people honk at you because you're backing up traffic?
I knew one tar set got in a really big discussion with me.
Like, what the fuck does that mean?
Dude, like, I understand that some people actually wanted to have like a ride of bikes in the middle of the road.
Like, seriously, that's the beginner's.
Pretty much a city bus, in my personal opinion.
Oh, yeah?
Are you rubbing elbows with other capitalists on the bus?
Pretty much as a good old I guess the bus drivers is all pretty much a daily fares to each and every local construct.
So that's also a very good job for the each and people who are absolutely being appreciated.
That's why I'm supporting like the local businesses for like a technical payment.
Oh my god!
How do you support them with your ass?
What the fuck?
Well I'm just asking you a quick question.
If you don't have money for a car and you're driving on a bus, how do you support local businesses?
You're kind of the type of person that would just go to any old place all around.
It happened again.
Money Shit Nerves and Bad Jokes00:07:26
I soiled my daddy.
Well, Topatrox might be regular at the gate rate for some they think, oh, the top of trucks are overrated, but in a reality, talk of trucks is okay for some people.
Like, I understand that ghost is the only one could have been when they go for both of the good meals.
I go for the great meals, but, hey, it is what it is, so.
In the field of local live home entertainment, oh my God!
What's your favorite food, tacos or mac and cheese, or chicken tenders?
Um.
Pretty much all of them, because that's none of your damn business.
What's your favorite sauce on the chicken tendies?
Again, none of your business.
All right, let's go ahead.
Thank you very much, sir, 815.
We appreciate it.
All right, it seems like you're getting on the nerves of West Coast capitalists.
He's getting on your nerves, right?
Especially when some people are actually trying to eventually impress me, but it's sometimes the people are actually just kind of like a wasting some of that time that not only that I have, but for some freaking people that you've been encountering at the past shows.
Like, for example, these goddamn fucking deafies, they're always gonna get on my nerves as well.
And as for those splicers, get the fuck off the phone if you're trying to make you call it.
Say something with your like a masculine vernacular, not with the feminine vernacular.
You're damn right.
Hey, by the way, we got somebody else that wants to talk to you.
We just got a dono.
Hold on, hold on.
Let's lighten the few jokes.
What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
It's a bad joke.
Never mind.
It was a bad joke about a baby falling out of the window.
Yeah, I don't condone that joke either.
That's fucking horrible.
That's horrible.
Hold on now, West Coast.
We got somebody that wants to.
Hold on.
What is local lies?
Hold on.
Another text-to-speech!
West Coast Crappitalist needs to be removed.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
They're saying that you need to be removed.
I know the fucking joke.
They're just eating the breadsticks.
They came up in a hilltop.
And not with some dog shit, fucking racist ass jokes.
That made other people look fucked up already.
Like, seriously, casting balls.
All right, we got somebody that wants to talk to you there.
814, radio graffiti.
Hey, West Coast Capitalist.
I think you're an asshole.
You're over here collecting can I get to collect my teaching buck.
Get the fucker out of here, man, because he's already insulting me no way or another, brother.
Yeah, well, you don't even need more money than you.
I did like to.
I don't give a shit about a bunch of dogs and I can't come about for my autism and just get the fuck off of them right now.
You hear me?
I need more money than you collecting off your coffee.
I don't fucking speak no goddamn ass base.
I'd like some these folks out of here.
Like, come on, man.
Get the fucker out of here, Coast.
Well, he wanted to ask you a few questions.
He donated on the text-to-speech.
So, ask your question, 814.
Why do you think being a capitalist is better when you could be making the same money as I am for getting shit in your home and cutting off the government?
First of all, Dick, you're going to be my fucking reason without having to speak it to either of me, because I'm the real West Coast capitalist.
I have the fuck above.
I have the fucking attitude.
I have everything that I own.
So you are trying to fucking make me look bad by being on a goddamn imposter for sending out $10 fucking dollars for basically trying to make you look like a legitimate fucking donos in a reality.
It is not a fucking legitimate donor.
I can tell by the fucking thinking possibly that you're going to try to intimidate me or impersonate me, which I don't fucking appreciate that shit, motherfucker.
I'm social.
I just can make a princess on the line, dude.
Hold on, we've got people donating.
All right.
You are a goddamn socialist in a fucking commie.
I can tell by the sound of your goddamn money.
I'm associated.
I make more money than you can.
What sense does that make?
Well, I am the real motherfucker who's actually been living in a goddamn California in Indonesia that you can't even find me, motherfucker.
That's why you bitch ass must have been laxing the fucking carrot for so fucking long on some anime bury, goddamn video game and all that dumb, dumb shit that these fucking man shot, like yourself, are the fucking prime example of why that your bitch ass should throw us.
Get a fucking shot.
Get out of your goddamn fucking pass out and make some money boy, otherwise i'll take your money freaking care.
And you're sitting over here collecting tank and i'm over here in Chicken ten living like a king every day.
Bitch, don't give me no fucking chicken tanderous.
Fucking like a bullshit is.
I don't even like chicken tanderer, so get the fuck out of here.
That shit raises money.
This shit.
What are you?
I used to eat whatever.
I want you guys to give me chicken senders and you sitting over here cooking motherfucking chicken ten ain't any motherfucker, unlike you.
You go shut out of your mother's hit pipe.
Oh you, these coffee ghosts.
I think you sounded like someone who has one too many chromosomes and maybe you don't see a dog.
You're fucking assholefair talking.
So quite, punk myself.
You're on fucking info.
Get the fuck out of the folks and don't have a call back, you piece of dogs, whenever I want.
Uh oh bar, you're about to remind me of fucking mad money for your kids grandkids, along with your niece and nephew.
For fuck's sake dude, you're just actually starting to make me actually pissed off and make me want to belch and puke.
Wheelchair Ghost Hosting the Show00:14:31
all right 814 thank you very much for calling in and giving us your insight here let's just go ahead and take another caller i think we got one more caller for you there west coast capitalist uh are you ready good are you ready yeah all right i think we got prince on the horn prince are you there ready to defeat it Hey, what's up, Prince?
How's it going for tonight, dude?
I'm terrific, dude.
This has been an all-time great episode, I swear to fucking Christ.
I enjoy when you come on.
There are no words, brother.
Ha how are you going?
How's your day?
I'm absolutely doing pretty good.
I really appreciate it, Prince.
How are you doing, dude?
Yeah, sweet.
I just wanted to ask a question on behalf of the chat.
Do you work full-time?
Well, as soon as I eventually never go myself at a job in the future, I can't understand why some people are actually a bit still stuck in the conch for a number of years.
But as soon as I get a full-time job, I'm definitely going to be a full-time employee rather than a full-time unemployed.
I'm like these fuck fuckheads who are decided to live in off the stimulus check paid by the fucking Democrats along other bullshit.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Are you happy at the pace your life is going?
Like what you're doing?
Or are you just kind of aspiring to all this stuff at the moment?
I'm trying to make sure to aspire to each and every hardcore capitalist, including this here, Ghost, because he's been my inspiration since I first hear all this clip coming from random YouTubers from back in the day that are used to make all that spices, but now they're just end up finding enough of that Tom Fullery bullshit and decide to eventually come out there giving ghosts some hardcore props.
Totally.
Props coming out the ass, dude.
Just two more things.
I don't want to hold up the air.
I know aesthetic is trying to call in.
Do you think bronies should be sent to internment camps and tortured?
Yes.
That motherfucker just actually trying to be like a socialist prank when he was actually trying to give an each and every of these college freaking boys a freaking one to sit on this goddamn freaking apple like, well, I am motherfucker Bernie Sanders.
I'm actually here to give it each of every boys in America and girls for each and every solish kids.
That's what you send me, the song to, the first campaign from Nation to Licy Collier and take it on my you know what I'm saying.
Like I know exactly what you mean out of here.
Yeah, that was just a mind like Bernie Sanders that I can actually impersonate, like I just actually learned from ghosts, like he actually does some like impersonations for clients.
But I can't do it without the freaking Nick Wednesday night.
Hi, my name is Guy Neil and I'm here to be a kind of a socialist prick, for not only he wants to be like a guy thing like a Fortnite battle I can't get us in, Jim Peters but I'm actually trying to be like political, trying to be like a JavaScript.
I'm just a fucking piece of shit.
Fuck it, for don't even know what the fuck I'm doing.
I'm just after waste, a fucking daddy semen.
Oh dude, you hit the nail on the head.
That's the last thing I wanted to say.
This is the Springers Show Show.
It's gone on long enough.
I'm gonna go out.
I'm gonna go out and I'm gonna make a video.
I'm gonna make some OC for the show, because between between you coming on and ghost ASMR which is great for jacking it, by the way it's, it's time I need to get back to this movie.
Peace out, dude.
It's only good fun.
Much love, Ghost.
I think aesthetic wants to call in.
Shout out to my Australians and especially Wings.
I'm the only ones.
I want to pay back.
Yeah, exactly.
Precisely.
Yes.
I don't understand.
Thank you very much, Prince.
Hey, Prince, we appreciate you.
Hey, man.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Hey, West Coast Capitalist, man.
I mean, you impressed Prince.
You know, I don't know if you saw that.
He was in complete awe of you.
Did you notice that at all?
Yeah, you must actually definitely like my show.
We're going to be working it together as a fucking team.
Like, we should probably come up with our own freaking show someday, dude.
We should call it the Ghost MWCC show.
Like, we can actually work together, bro.
Yeah, we could probably do that.
I don't know, man.
Let me see.
I don't know, but I understand why you've got many important business going on right behind the scenes and whatever you're moving to the show tonight.
That's what it is, Ghost.
I tell you what.
I tell you what.
If you really want to try to do a partner situation, yeah, I think that would be a very great opportunity.
Let me give you your first test.
Okay, let me give you your first test, West Coast Capitalist.
I'm going to let you host the show right now.
Do you think you can do that right now for the next few minutes?
That would be a great opportunity, Ghost.
All right.
We've got, how many people are listening in right now?
We've got about 750 people listening in right now.
All right.
You know how I kind of run the show.
You know what I kind of do.
You know, you get it.
That's what people like.
Go ahead.
I'm going to let you go ahead and start hosting the show here for the next few minutes.
All right.
And don't forget to react to the chat room.
You know, do that sort of thing.
So here we go.
All right.
Are you ready?
There you go.
All right.
In five, four, three, two, one.
It's your hosting show.
Go ahead, West Coast Capitalist.
All right.
Thank you for having me on a night ghost.
Well, I know that some of the fuckants are actually trying to eventually make all that mockery out here, but I know that some of these fuckants are designed to eventually impress me with all that.
Well, check on the freaking other donuts and see what we got for tonight.
Like, I don't know.
I haven't even seen any of those freaking donos the first time since I've been here for about a couple of minutes.
Like, I see that freaking Capitalism America.
Shout out to you, brother.
East Coast Capitalist, a shout out to you, man.
Like, man, we actually got some motherfucker who's from the other side of the coast.
And also, shout out to the North Coast and even like the Gulf Coast capitalist.
Like, I haven't even heard of that.
But, and also, if it starts to merge, like, I know that some of you are actually trying to be like a frick, but I think you actually might be a decent dono donator or something like that.
But it is what it is.
Oh, and all of a sudden, oh, look at all the fucking purple running away.
Like, oh, my God, are you actually trying to eventually scare because of my fucking like a male darned a voice?
I know some of you fucking trying to do all that crazy, cringe-ass motherfucking shit.
Especially when these ass wives are trying to be like, hey, you know what?
Show, how about actually like a view of a live show instead?
The uh the other dog, get the fuck out of here with that fucking fucking shit.
Uh the uh fucking ice park for friends.
Uh uh NC Live I know that you're trying to get frightfully first uh a donor for a night trying to be a son of a bench, you fucking piece of shit.
You motherfucker says we got a bench.
I hope you brought up some uh go for with me on the show.
Thank you very much.
Uh let's see.
Uh well now that's just a hit for a time.
First time I gotta go to THC and I was like, cheers everyone.
In the field of local live home entertainment, oh my god!
In the field of local live home entertainment, oh my god!
Oh, and we got my favorite color.
Get the hell the fuck out of here, and here's the setting, uh, on one of the, whatever the hell I like, I'm too fucking dumb for that shit though.
Ah, are they gonna figure that swirls going on?
Please, I'm trying to be kind when I say this.
Please stop.
Don't come in and fuck her any time, it's pepper.
It's where the lake you should have probably respect for any other motherfucker who was in here for the freaking showcase temporarily on this other show.
Like, come on, people.
Show me some fucking respect.
Hi, Bit.
How is it going, dude?
It's a fatigue here.
So, you know, I've been in the inner circus for a long time.
I've been lusting after ghosts for quite some time as well.
And now that you're here, I just feel like I've been going up the wrong nankey.
I feel like you're the one for me.
Well, I kind of be appreciative, but who are you to get inside?
I haven't even got a chance to announce it calling you on the graveyard.
Transfetty?
Get out of here that shit!
Get out of here that shit!
Oh my god!
Come back to me darling.
In the field of local live hall Oh my god!
Mr. Chandler, glad to see you on the show.
I don't know what the fuck that motherfucker should say.
Anyway, trust me, you got anything to shout out to or whatever?
Oh, hold on.
I got a nurse frickin' Jessica.
I don't give a crap about what you gotta do, nurse Jessica.
Don't even try to fucking vaccinate you, goddamn snake.
Anyway, uh, anything a shout out, dude?
Uh, shout out to Prince.
And, um, so are you in a wheelchair too, like Ghost?
And uh, you need to change your catheter.
What?
Are you in the wheelchair too, like Ghost, and do you live in a trailer?
Get the fuck out of here, everybody, that fucking shit because you're trying to detach criminal handy cat community.
I love when that fucker should discriminate, son of a bitch.
I love discriminating.
I think you, you know, quite a bit.
Well, you're actually trying to make sure you're, like, calling me, uh, trying to make you, uh, looking.
You're trying to make you a frickin' ghost real bad when you're trying to call him a message.
Trying to make a put in a wheelchair and all that, get the fuck out of here, right?
I know Ghost is actually doing it for Dr. Floreco like I'm doing a Floreco like I'm fine with my own fucking legs Oh my god My favorite color is potato and lopsis
Spaghetti, They only have a fucking spaghetti in a lucky character.
That was a fucking mistake for his on his own wife.
Like, like, I'm sorry about that, but come on.
I hate fucking spaghetti.
I feel the local, live, home, man.
Are you telling me about whether to go back?
Paco Taco is getting a transition, and he thinks your WCC is gayer than four dicks.
Are you actually trying to fucking bullshit me like a transthetic?
Cause I can tell you that you have like a fucking feminine vernacular voice.
It's not trying to tug your fucking nuts back in for no fucking reason.
Arthur, are you deciding that you're having this in my fucking long ass hair?
Trying to be like a turning yourself to a piece of lady.
Get out of here.
You have been nominated for the golden microphone.
Golden microphone.
Get a ghost fucking golden microphone.
Please, please, please.
Hey, can you hear me?
Yes, I can actually hear you transtetic.
It's actually me, Turd Tickler.
Fucking Pokemon, what's a fucking watch piece of shit?
Yeah.
Get out of here!
Doxing Real People and Impersonation00:09:57
Get out of here!
I just got a fucking showing a microphone up here!
I'm a guy getting a cornhole, you piece of dog shit!
I'm an inner circle!
Okay!
Whoa!
But what is the camera?
I think I have to take very slowly for accepting anillagers because I know the strong people that wanted to be like during the inner circle, but I really just appreciate sharing to like the cat dude for being in the inner circle.
I really appreciate how long was gross here.
Uh, let's see, uh, uh, President Nurse Jessica...
Cheers to Callie, dude!
By the way, cheers to Cali, dude.
Like, seriously, man, are these guys just trying to do a doxing real ghost here?
Because he wouldn't be a f- Moment
entertainment.
Fuck!
Thank you!
Oh no.
Oh God.
It happened again.
I just soiled my wheelchair.
West Post Capitals.
Since you're the engineer's cousin, get in here and get me out.
Oh, thank you.
Chairman, wheelchair.
He wants to close when he was a...
I don't know if he's on a f- F- phone call.
Fucking paranoid death man.
Very fucking oppressive, dumb fuck.
Alright, who's on to the next of fucking radiography?
Like, motherfucks.
Hey, what's up, West Coast?
Who is this?
It's Peppermint.
How's it going?
Peppermint fucking swirl.
Like, uh, I have a daughter, man.
Like, I know that I can tell by you actually fucking broady or some fucking bullshit on a Twitter right now, like, and you gotta be aware of it.
I just want to tell you something.
I just want to tell you something, man.
I think you really need to reconsider trying to be Ghost 2.0, because you got all these people trying to dox you making fun of you of all that.
Is this really worth it?
Hell no, it ain't no fucking worth of Peppermint Swirl, because these fucking jerk gigs is always trying to get it through my fucking head along with Ghost Chair.
Like, seriously, how come these stupid motherfuckers who actually want to give a ghost a beneficial time while you are just end up giving us some crappy fucking fuck girl?
What is it, uh, Peppermint Swirl?
You're a pussy.
Oh, fuck off.
Roll out an ass fucking color before I'm getting really pissed off here.
Shut the fuck up, you're a retard.
I know I'm on the fucking hot.
You the fucking jerk etiquette.
You're in your voice.
Shut the fuck up.
You got anything else to say right before I venture to jump my fucking fist right inside your gun, blocked like a sorry piece of fucking shit.
The way you are cock sucking bitches put up with two retards.
Can you repeat that?
Fucker off the air, man.
I can't understand you, Mac.
You repeat that like you want to fucking take it a separate field of god.
There's your fucking asshole talking motherfucker Yo, could you repeat that?
I really can't understand you.
Get this motherfucker out of the hair.
Why are you copying Ghost?
I just absolutely been inspired by him, dude.
That's why I just had to...
It's like you stole your personality, bro.
You don't have a personality of your own.
I have my own fucking personality.
I like seven.
You jerk dicks are always gonna sitting around here doing fucking nothing to contribute for your own fucking family that this isn't all that fucking important shit that your bitch ass needs to do something, peppermint fucking swirl.
What kind of a fucking name is that from the goddamn like a candy?
Like, seriously, I ain't got no fuckin' time to eat no fuckin' candy canes, especially for no candy and fruit bowls on Christmas.
Are you tryin' to be in a fuckin' hell, and you're gonna be in a candy canes?
Oh my god!
West cost, nothing personal.
Don't know much about you.
Fucking hella killer cashier.
You got some time to grow.
And also like I'll lose it right now to it.
First looking game listeners.
What's up to Slippery?
Huh?
How you doing, brother?
And off the West Coast Camp, where the fuck?
Can you hear me?
Who is this scenario coast?
Hi, West Coast Capitalist.
In the field of local live home entertainment, oh my god!
Are you actually in the same fucking training behind this shit calling like from the other show?
Spaghetti, spaghetti, like once the fucking guy.
Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, reality and spaghetti spaghetti.
Spaghetti, snake.
Um, no, I don't really know who that is.
Hey, Jack, shit face.
Get the fuck out of my phone call trying to find a kick your ass.
I mean, we were excited on Twitter and got.
I'm not sure if you got maybe a little bit scattered or not.
What the fuck, Eric?
I hope you're actually drinking some fucking pass like this to the fucking bride in a couple of shows.
Mr. Alvin Jr., please take your goddamn nuts already.
It's bad enough dealing with Mr. Alvin and his leaky gut.
Now we have to deal with you and your uncontrollable ADHD.
You guys are trying to piss me off like motherfuckers.
You're always trying to make me mad.
A manly dominance.
Are you trying to fucking make a goddamn impersonating son of a bitch?
Don't maybe have like a Steven Blackstreet come into your door knocking and giving you a fucking candidate damaging.
I want Fat Man back.
Autism bitch joke on fork shithead.
Hello?
You sorry, sir of a bitch?
Ah, how fucking cool.
Let's see who's got the next caller on the phone.
Hello?
so that's what this is i don't know uh...
Call me whatever you want.
Hi.
I actually have a question about crypto market.
Oh, the friggin' marketing.
Yeah, yeah.
So I've been looking into buying into Quantum, but with the whole situation with whole market crossing, I'm kind of wondering, should they go in on Quantum now?
How did they actually want to hold on for like a little while and long with the guy like some good chances of when you're buying sequencing?
I know that back in the day, my quantum music costs like a few bonus, but now it's actually up like around $16 Almost $17 worth of quantum.
So you might as well let it hold up for a while until it is the right time for them to get some quantum.
Well, don't you think that considering it's market supply being like well, it's 91% of the total supply, I think it's gonna I think it's gonna ri raise very soon.
I think I think it's definitely better investment investment than those scoring or whatever.
I don't give a shit about the fucking dog shit coin.
Market Advice and Stimulus Checks00:10:25
I do fucking understand me, man.
Well, okay.
Okay.
Thanks, I guess, for market advice.
I'll wait till tomorrow's.
I really appreciate your phone call.
You got any shout outs?
Hello?
Seriously, Mike, what the fuck?
Alright, who is this on the phone call that I want to fucking know?
Hello, who are you?
And welcome to me at the Ghost Show and along with life with Ghost and the fucking West Coast Capitalist here.
Mike, who are you?
Everybody want to know.
how are you there are you doing the day here right uh...
parking polluted rock you'll uh...
you're going to have more than a moment agreement with What the hell is your problem, you song bitch?
Now, I heard you bitching before about you don't like furries.
Is that correct?
You're something against furries?
Yes, it is because that most of you goddamn fudge ass have actually decided to make your climbing like it as some sort of an innocent fucking cartoon character in reality.
That's not how you really want to fapp it into the real life women, you piece of shit.
I'm a piece of shit.
You know what?
Shut your fucking mouth for a second.
Take a listen here.
How many houses do you own?
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
How many houses do you own?
I know you don't have no car.
You don't have no full-time job.
And besides your sister and your cousin, you don't really have any women.
How many houses do you have?
Huh?
I have plenty of fucking house, plenty of cars, plenty of bitches, but that's not your bitch.
Yes, fucking shit.
Yeah, okay, yeah, that's right.
When you told the other guy that was on there before, you don't even have a car, you told someone else you don't have a job.
But you don't like furries.
Now, I'm looking at furry.
You're a fucking ass.
But what do you have, you stupidest ingress, son of a bitch?
You know, when your mom and dad fucked and made you, that was a big mistake on their part.
They should have wrapped that shit up.
Are you fucking fucking capable?
Are you a fucking Chicago cowboy from 847, motherfucker?
What?
What are you even talking about?
I'm going to see that end up hearing that fucking voice before.
Like, seriously, I know that reminds me of this.
This is the first time I ever tuned into this show, and I've heard so much bullshit in my life.
I couldn't believe it.
This is the first time I listened to the ghost show before.
Because my friend told me to take a listen to it, get some financial information, and all this stuff.
And then I hear this inbred.
Yeah, like, my bad, dude.
Like, what turn out market advice you got?
I'm listening for market advice.
I didn't say I was giving advice.
I'm listening for advice.
But I have some advice for you.
Stop fucking your sister and stop acting like a fucking retar.
Do you understand?
No, get the fuck out of here with that fucking shit.
Fuck her.
We stop looking for all the people for locking different things.
You think furries are bad, but I have more money and more housing and more cars and more anything than you.
Get out of here, bro.
Why don't you go fuck your sister some more?
I think it'll do you some good.
You fucking shit.
Oh, yeah.
Why don't you fucking talk to my family in a way?
Don't you fucking dare not wait.
Is that how it works in your family?
Anybody want to talk about my family?
I'll fucking kick your ass, dude.
You wouldn't be able to kick my ass if you tried, you little fucking little piece of shit.
How would you even get here?
You don't have no car.
You can't get nowhere without a car, you stupid motherfuckin', okay?
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you know, I just, you know, I just, you know, I want to, I want to get on a charger because my teacher likes it so much.
You fuckin' troll.
I'm not a troll.
Don't ever fucking lie to me.
I'm not lying to you.
You're just, I mean, you're lying to everybody else.
You tell everybody you don't have shit, but you think you're a cat?
Yeah, I'm not.
Fuck you.
Get the fucker off of here, dude.
Are you.
God damn it, man.
You guys are really starting to piss me to the fucking box.
It's not even funny.
I'm showing this on a bar.
I'm showing this fucking shit.
You son of a- Fuck his shit.
Hey, West Coast.
Hey, how's it going, man?
How's it going?
Who is it on the phone?
It's Froppler.
I have something actually really interesting that you need to hear.
Thank you, you fucking floppy.
What do you want?
Okay, so I was doing the math.
The Furry Convention Midwest Fur Fest made over a million dollars in 2019 from just attending fees alone.
11,000 people came.
People have these fursuits that cost over $5,000.
They can afford planes, hotels, they have cars.
And what you got, just a bunch of fucking cans, dude, you don't have shit compared to this.
Get the fuck out of here!
I don't give a shit about the good.
I'm just laying down the facts, man.
Look, look, how can you be a capitalist when all you have is cans, most of which are probably filled with your cum and dead rats?
I mean, let's be honest here, man.
Well, I have a choice in a fucking lot of one thing that you are not gonna fucking say about anything, dude.
But I'm suggesting to eventually seek a fucking local license psychologist.
That's something you fucking, you know, all these trolls or athletes need to have for the rest of your damn fucking time.
Fucking pill-popping pieces of shit.
Look, man, look, man.
Alright, well, first of all, you sound like you probably take pills because your brain is probably fucking falling apart.
Your brain's probably falling apart.
Are you trying to make a buy out of me?
How long have a ghost here, you son of a bitch?
Your brain is like a raisin.
Fuck God, get the fuck out of here.
Okay.
Sorry.
I'm looking at memes.
I can't help it.
Okay.
Hang on.
Yeah, we can fuck it.
You're always watching the wax in your fucking character, those stupid fucking memes.
So, okay, so West Coast Capitalist, I got something serious right here, okay.
Stop fucking trying to make fun of me, it don't matter the fucking ink on me, son of a bitch.
Because I got like a better fucking thing to do than your goddamn freaking wife, your fucking sister, your mama, and all every females you got.
They should be going to a fucking kitchen and make them a random something I eat.
And who is this on the phone queue right here?
Hello?
Callie Caller deaf mute.
What's what's going on, West Coast?
This is Callie, dude.
How Callie, dude!
What's going on, bro?
How's it going, man?
And also, I have cheers to you for eventually being in the freaking inner circle for Geno Coast.
Like, how are they doing, dude?
Oh, I'm doing alright.
You know, you were speaking about the stimulus checks.
And you didn't get one.
How is that even possible?
Because of the stimulus check is just another way to rip off a fellow capitalist fucking taxpayer money.
Like, how the fuck is these goddamn cock-sucking pieces of shit ever like to live off of that stupid fucking check?
But do I understand that some people actually want to have a money back throw that bad?
Well, others, they don't get to deserve to have the stimulus checks.
But I have a job and I got mine.
How does that make it?
Well, that's that's it.
Okay, Jim I want to look at stick with a job and not living off of no fucking finance to a goddamn entitlement bullshit, which is something that a real capitalist like myself with ghost here wouldn't be fucking living off of that bullshit, especially if I'm O Biden, O Biden, O Biden.
So so you're making like six figures?
That doesn't make any sense, West Coast.
So you didn't get the check.
So the only way that you didn't get the check is if you're claimed as a dependent.
So that means that you live with...
Well, I'm independent, motherfucker, so there's a big fucking...
No, no, you're living with your parents if you didn't get a stimulus check.
Shut that up, like a Cali dude.
Like, I'm just actually being like an independent or not.
I knew you were actually coming from my fucking state that I'm living.
All things to that bitch-ass fucking Gavin Newsom for keeping us shutting us down.
I got a whole eight day shutting down, which I fucking appreciate if you have a good piece of shit.
West Coach, what do you think of the Gavin Newsom recall?
Are you afraid of who could replace him?
GOP Recall in California Politics00:10:59
I wish that he should probably be replaced with a fellow like a Republican governor that we never had since Cornelio Arnold, Schwartz and anchor exist in California.
There is no GOP in California like the, the.
There are no Republicans in California.
Well, it definitely needs to be like, I have that fucking GOP in California, because that's a way that's never gonna happen.
That's never gonna happen.
It will be fucking happening sooner than later, when we need to get rid of that piece of shit, piece of cripple ass motherfucking president and Joe Biden, who couldn't do fucking shit for his country by pretty much just raising a stupid fucking tax rate, reversing all the policies back to Obama's days and also making a fucking China eventually pull down our fucking pants and start poking our Americans ass with that fucking communist talk.
Okay then, anything you're gonna say about characters which, by the way, Cheers once again starting their circle.
Bro listen, let me shout you out.
Let me let me tell you something, and I and I don't mean to goof on you, there are a lot of people there goofing on you and you're a fucking troll dick.
You just actually want to make a fun of me, along with ghost here, which stuff there wouldn't be appreciated, but at least you're a cool spirit, in my opinion.
Listen, West Coast, you're becoming a low cow, and I ain't no motherfucking low cow, unlike some of these fucking fucking Narcissism, RM and fucking rest of those fucking trolls, all these things.
I ain't no motherfucking scroll, because I can actually speak out against the fucking trolls.
Well okay, then you gotta tell you what WEST Coast Capitalists.
That concludes your portion of the broadcast.
All right, I really appreciate it.
No hey, you did a great job.
You did a great job with me and ghost here.
Very articulate, by the way, all right, very articulate.
Uh, do you have anything any last words to say to the chat room and to the people that are listening right now?
I wish that each and every you motherfuckers just need to eventually like a go to fucking college, or some of you fuckhead just don't even know what the fuck that ghost in WEST Coast Capitalists are doing right now.
And also, we're too busy.
Eventually like a plowing our freaking wife, unlike some of you fucking ass whites, you don't even have a poonani this poonani at your ass.
And do you have anything to say to the people that were making fun of you and that were talking shit to you, or what do you have to say to those fucking bunch of assholes?
Are just asking me to go get a fucking wife like the rest of people, and tell me, get a shot, be a capitalist, start investing crypto among many major financial opportunities.
That Ghost is trying to cash here and it's spending like a m billions of dollars worth of information each and every.
You fuck that You don't even have a fucking clue on what ghost or either means we're talking about it, bro.
Like, seriously, get you motherfucking trolls out of the comments.
This Twitter fucking face, their goddamn Donalds, and the fucking radiography right the fuck now.
And as for some of you fucking after their own YouTube channels trying to eventually stay on a show, I want you to delete all the fucking videos and close down your fucking accounts because you fuck it are trying to eventually make you ghost pissed off.
And he looks given to his own lawyer, Shuckles Team Nosebart, to come out there and give each and every y'all a fucking punitive gouches right up your fucking giddy ass.
And quit on Will let that fucking squint on my fucking shit.
I'm not that fucking retired.
I'm fucking intelligent as fucking Professor I. Hold on, we just got another dono here.
We just got another dono.
Spaghetti, spaghetti, whatever.
Spaghetti spaghetti.
It said goodbye, tardler with a bunch of spaghetti emojis.
Come on.
Go on, spaghetti, spaghetti, shit.
Spaghetti, spaghetti, by the way.
Sagagetti, spaghetti, I know it's spaghetti.
Hey, look, enough of the damn spamming of the moji.
Enough of the fucking spaghetti.
Hey, spaghetti.
Get the fucking spaghetti shit out of the air.
You fucking piece of caddy forecasts.
You motherfuckers.
I wish it was your face.
You motherfuckers.
Hold on.
Are you throwing shit around?
Did you just punch something?
I think I heard you just punch something.
Yeah, it was a fucking case.
That's your basic done, man.
Like, that's something I have to eventually do.
I got those fucking cans I got here.
I had to use them to event my frustration out.
Well, that's good to hear, man.
Anyway, one last thing.
Any shout outs to anybody?
Anyone can shout out to everyone, dude?
Like, shout out to the Slippery Bro, Prince, most of the good cars on freaking Twitter.
And fuck all you trolls.
You guys are making me want to solve.
You guys are going to make me want to fucking puke.
You guys are trying to eventually splice me, making fun of me, or anything else.
That's something I don't appreciate, but it goes here.
Like, seriously, you fucking candy ass motherfuckers.
Just get a name of Honest Ghost.
All right.
Thank you very much there, West Coast Capitalist, folks.
That was the West Coast Capitalist portion of the broadcast.
All right.
I mean, the guy said that he wanted to, you know, see if he could host the show.
We let him host the show.
What did everybody think about West Coast Capitalists hosting this broadcast?
Let me know.
Did you like it?
Hit the number one in the chat.
If you don't like it, hit the number two in the chat.
And hit the number three if it made you want to throw up nasty chicken grease and corn oil and cream of wheat with five-day-old cereal and stomach plasma.
You know what I'm saying?
Is that okay?
Look, everybody.
All right.
All right.
Never mind.
All right.
Forget that I even asked.
Forget that I even asked.
Anyway, folks, that concludes also Radio Graffiti.
That was a very interesting situation, to say the least.
So, wow.
All right.
We got a whole bunch of video donos we've got to do.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to go ahead and go with the first one here.
Let's just go ahead and go with Larry Lefterson.
And look, I'm sorry if some of you people did not appreciate the West Coast capitalist portion of the broadcast, but I find the man very assertive, very confident, very articulate, very intellectual.
And, you know, I think that some of you people that are out there listening probably think the same thing.
Okay?
Probably keep thinking the same thing.
So let's just go ahead and let's get to the first dono of the broadcast, shall we?
All right, this one came in before the show, but a little bit before the show.
So I'm going to go ahead and honor it.
I think it came in about, I think, about 10 hours beforehand.
So I'm going to honor it.
But Larry Lefterson, even though he's talking shit to me, he said, hey, little bitchler, long time no see.
I'm glad that Trump lost LOL.
Fuck you, by the way.
Anyway, this video is pretty great.
He is rather cute and is 100% correct.
Play the whole thing, you bootlicking bourgeoisie boomer.
Okay, great.
Thank you very much.
Larry McLefterson.
Let's go ahead and get to the first dono here and see what the hell he's talking about.
Hold on, what the hell is this?
Hold on.
And by the way, Larry Lefterson dropped $30.30 so that we have to fucking hear this whole damn video.
So let's go ahead and get to the video donos right now.
All right, let's go ahead.
Larry Lefterson requested this.
Put the PC shot on.
It's me, Mind Piss.
You like that noise?
The noise in the background?
That's construction that's been going on for a week, non-stop.
The epitome of the name for a hypothetical end-of-the-world scenario first described in his book, The Engines of Creation.
The book was about imagining how nanotechnology, which if you're not familiar, is essentially just microscopic autonomous machines and how that might change the way we live.
The gray goo is a potential danger of that technology going berserk.
Here's how it goes.
You got a little nano machine.
It's programmed to make more nanomachines just for itself.
They'll say for whatever reason, human error, malfunction, deliberate malice, doesn't matter.
The machine is told to manufacture more and more copies of itself with no limit.
Each machine it makes makes more copies of itself, pulling in more and more matter until all of them.
Larry Lefterson wants uniform masses.
Why are we watching this?
A gray goo.
Nano machine son.
Now here on hypertext transfer cycle.
The only reason I'm pausing this for a second is because this guy, I haven't seen the video.
He's kind of promoting this kind of this technology of integrating biology with technology.
This singularity is what people like to call it.
Why would somebody like this who obviously just looking at this person probably isn't out there living the greatest life, you know, living his best life?
I'm just saying.
I'm just looking at this schmuck.
Why would you want to live forever if you're not, you know, the most popular or not very sociable or, you know, I don't understand.
I have no idea.
I'm not secure.
Colon slash slash youtube.com slash thought slime.
We're very pro-goo.
But even I must admit this is a frightening scenario.
Not a likely one.
Who cares? Steven Drexler points out.
Who the fuck cares?
You can imagine it.
And while I have my misgivings about the likelihood of such a science fiction scenario playing out in the real world, I think the gray goose scenario makes a pretty good analogy for capitalism's death drive towards infinite crime.
What exactly?
Here we go.
Walmart Growth and Fossil Fuels00:08:52
The leftist shit comes out of this fruit.
How much money is enough for the handful of ultra-rich jackasses who have most of it already?
If there were an answer to that question, we long ago sailed past it because several of us are.
Now, hold on, pause this.
These assholes always talk about the rich billionaires that are, you know, kind of hoarding all the money.
Yet this leftist asshole is probably a Democrat or probably has voted Democrat, which all the fucking billionaires are.
I mean, Warren Buffett's a Democrat.
I mean, take a look at everybody that donated to not just the campaign of Joe Biden, but the campaign of Hillary Rotten Clinton during the 2016 campaign.
Remember, Warren Buffett was sitting in back of her during a speech and, you know, all these billionaires.
I mean, if y'all hate them so much, then why the hell are you sitting there obliging any political party that they're affiliated with?
It's fucking stupid.
So much that they could not spend it in a thousand lifetimes.
And yet, they don't stop, despite the consequences, the human cost, the environmental cost.
They keep going.
It's not enough to simply have money.
They have to earn more and more and more.
The biggest businesses don't measure success in terms of profits anymore.
If you make a million dollars one year and then a million dollars the next year, you've stalled out.
If you make $2 million one year and then $1 million the next, your business is a good thing.
That's absolutely not true.
You see, this right here is pure propaganda, okay?
I mean, you don't have to infinitely grow as a business.
I mean, you just have to be ahead of the curb in marketing.
You have to acquire new customers.
You have to make sure those customers come back so that they, you know, so that you can sustain your business.
If a business makes a million dollars every year and it's an independent business, it's either ran by a person or a family, that isn't bad.
I mean, that's how small business is run.
You don't have to infinitely grow.
I mean, the situations in which you see this infinite so-called growth happen, it happens for a finite amount of time.
Okay, whatever is popular today and whatever is really rich in the billions today, it's not going to be that way tomorrow.
You remember in the early 2000s, going into 2011, 2012, the big corporation was Walmart.
Remember?
Oh, Walmart taking, you know, out of the mom and pop shops, which was legitimate.
You know, oh, Walmart's going to be here forever, etc.
Look at Walmart now.
Walmart is readjusting its whole business model because it's hemorrhaging money because the evolution of commerce has passed them by while they were swimming in their money like fucking Scrooge McDuck in his money bin.
Okay.
Now they're hemorrhaging money because of all the online businesses that use a fraction of the infrastructure that they, that Walmart has in its possession that it doesn't know what to do with.
And it basically just utilizes the online sales as a means of generating revenue as opposed to these vast amounts of real estate that Walmart had to take and parking lots and approval from fucking cities, etc.
All right.
Just because you're a capitalist doesn't mean that you have to infinitely grow like some fucking fat cat.
I mean, many people just want to be independent operators and make enough money so they can suffice their family, so they can live comfortably, so they can carve out the destiny that they wish to live out as reality.
I mean, this idiot, just by looking at him, okay, first of all, look at this guy.
All right, this guy obviously looks like he hasn't had a very good time in his life, even if it slapped him upside his incel fucking kind of kooky head.
Take a look at this guy's shirt that he's sporting on a goddamn video.
I mean, this tells the tale right here.
And what it means is, is that this guy is blaming capitalism because he doesn't have enough money to buy all the dumb man-child toys that he wants.
He doesn't have enough money to buy these overfucking priced shirts and all this fucking stupid little kiddie bullshit that he likes.
That's where we're at.
And he criticizes others that can, you know, somehow manage to carve out independent income in their life as somehow bad because he can't do it himself because he's an incompetent fucking man-child jerk.
It's time to reevaluate your strategies, maybe reshape your leadership.
Your success is no longer about profit.
It's about growth.
But there's a problem with this model, a problem that's evident to everyone but cars and businesses.
Let's hear it.
At some point, however distant, there's an upper limit on how much money you can possibly make.
There are only so many resources to be extracted from the earth until there aren't any left.
And then there are only so many consumers to purchase your products before demand inevitably plummets.
But still, you can see.
Hello, asshole.
That's the capitalist way.
Okay.
I mean, at some point, we're going to have other billionaires that aren't existing that, you know, that are going to compete with the other existing billionaires of today.
All right.
I mean, everything comes to an end is right.
That's the thing about capitalism.
I mean, look at all these big, huge conglomerates.
Look throughout the years.
Look who was the biggest store prior to Walmart.
It was Montgomery Wards.
Remember that?
That shit went out of business.
Prior to that, who was it?
It was goddamn Woolworth.
I don't know if y'all remember if y'all are old enough, but Woolworth was every fucking where.
And now they're out of business.
I mean, that's what happens.
All right.
Eventually, if corporations or independent business owners don't adjust to the market or don't add on other streams of income to themselves, they're going to fall.
That's what happens to every one of them.
What is this fucking nerd talking about?
Really dangerous attitude coming from companies whose products are destructive to extract, manufacture, or consume.
It's dangerous for fossil fuel companies to want to extract and sell as much fossil fuel as they can, given the disastrous effect this has on the environment.
How convenient he talks about fossil fuels.
Well, let me give you a little bit of insight about fossil fuel extraction.
Okay.
First of all, okay, it is a regulated industry.
It's not as if some fat cat could come out and say, you know what, I want to put a oil rig here.
I want to put an oil rig there.
Just because I can afford it.
No, this is a regulated industry, first of all.
Okay.
So that means that you have to go through government authorities to be able to actually get the permission to become a extractor of natural fossil fuels.
Excuse me.
And secondly, what's the alternative, numbnuts?
I mean, what, electric cars?
I mean, y'all saw what a snowstorm did to the Texas grid.
Every single electrical grid in this country is vulnerable to what happened to Texas.
Because right now, our current U.S. grid can't even handle the demand of energy that we're demanding now from our computers, from our cell phones, and recharging and internet of things and our appliances, our TVs, etc.
And then you want to put every fucking car that is driven on this planet on the fuck, or let's fuck the planet, the United States.
You want to put every car that's driving on the highways on the grid?
What a bunch of idiots.
Dwindling fossil fuels available to us.
It's dangerous for cigarette companies to want to get as many people hooked on cigarettes as they can because then all of the teens are so cool.
Once again, first of all, everybody likes to criticize cigarettes.
Our country, the United States, was built on tobacco.
Do you understand?
I mean, that's what created the whole fucking colonization of the original 13 colonies.
That was the main export to the old world was tobacco.
First of all, secondly, you couldn't get any more of a regulated industry than tobacco.
All right.
I mean, seriously, you have to get municipal, state, and if you want to manufacture cigarettes, federal licenses before you can even consider going into the tobacco business.
All right.
So this idiot is making it seem like, oh, yeah, you know, any one of these fat cats are out here.
They're fucking wanting to produce all kinds of tobacco.
Geology Classes and Climate Change00:05:21
You know that tobacco taxes pay for an exuberant amount of government resources that these fucking leftists always want to tout, always, I mean, this is a fucking double-edged sword.
And these morons only want to show you half the fucking knife without showing you what really cuts through.
You know what I'm saying?
They don't follow rules anymore.
And what are principles and deans going to do?
And people have difficulty imagining the scope of this problem.
We tend to anthropomorphize large businesses as though they're just people that want to get rich and are willing to do anything to do it, which would be bad enough.
But it's so much worse than that because you're trying to get money that meaningfully makes no difference to them.
They don't seek out some sort of goal where they have enough money to give themselves and the people around them what they want.
They get that and then they keep going forever.
Or more realistically, until they can't anymore, until they've used everything up.
And at that point, we are doomed.
Like the gray goo, there is no shutoff switch.
There is no way to say, you've done it.
You've made enough.
But another thing this idiot is not taking into effect is that if you are a business family or, you know, you're making a lot of money, you're a billionaire, and the reason you keep going forward is because of the business practices and the decisions that you make.
All right.
I mean, there's been billionaires that are no longer billionaires anymore because they made fucking dumb decisions and lost a fucking chunk, if not all of their wealth.
All right.
This idiot makes believe that billionaires are just infinitely continuously fucking putting fucking money in their bank accounts because it's being printed for them and they can do so.
It's about decision making.
These billionaires wouldn't continue to make billions and billions if they made fucked up, dumb idiot decisions that hemorrhage money.
Good God, this guy makes me sick.
Continue the process until it physically can't anymore.
There is nothing which will make them stop, as evidenced by fossil fuel companies learning their practices were affecting the global climate in potentially apocalyptic ways in the fucking 1970s and choosing to hide that information and just keep going, business as usual, for 50 years.
The prospect of ending life on Earth as we know it was not enough to even get- They didn't know that, you fucking moron.
And first of all, I don't think that it's contributing to climate change, you fucking dumbasses.
You see, everybody talks about science except when it comes to geology, okay?
And I took many geology classes because I had to fucking, you know, you got to have a science.
You know, back in the old days, it was the same way when it came to your basics and your major and same shit.
I took geology classes and what geology has shown us through the geological digs, all right, because this is how they do it.
You know, when you drill for oil, you have to extract the sediment that you're digging through.
Sometimes you got to like extract it from the ground.
And what it is, is they take it out once it's extracted, and geologists are able to figure out what happened based upon the compaction and the settling of sediment.
Okay.
And because of the geologic record written in the crust and in the sea grounds, etc., it has been proven through geology that the Earth has had polar reversals.
It's had ice ages.
It's had stages in which there was massive amounts of rain and it was wet.
I mean, there was all kinds of things.
Core samples, thank you, fried bacon.
There were all kinds of things learned from these sediment deposits that were extracted that none of these people talk about.
They don't talk about when humans were not on earth eons and ions ago, a lot of weird shit happened on the planet that had nothing to do with anything living contributing to that.
We don't know why the earth goes through these weird cycles of polar reversals, magnetic reversals, volcanic activity, ice ages, floods, etc.
We don't know.
Okay?
So to sit here and try to, you know, talk this crap that it's the fucking oil guy's fault.
It's the people that smoke's fault.
It's the cow fart's fault.
You people don't know shit.
All right.
Start acknowledging geology as a science and intertwine that with your argument and maybe, just maybe you'll convince more people.
But you can't.
You've got to go with this gloom and doom bullshit that these fucking dumbass global warming, climate changers, all these people that have been doing for the past 30 to 40 years and nothing has come about.
All right.
Any changes that are going on with the earth have nothing to do with fucking human beings.
All right.
We don't know why the earth does what it does.
All right.
It just happens.
Fucking idiot.
This process just slides down, let alone stop.
Suing Sole Proprietor Businesses00:09:37
Hell, we couldn't stop these companies from speeding up.
And here's the truly spooky part.
Here is the thing that keeps me up at night.
I don't think that this is simply a result of human greed anymore.
I mean, undoubtedly, that's a factor, especially early in the life of any business.
But after a certain point, these corporations become, in effect, autonomous beings with a sort of emergent gestalt will of their own.
A corporation is legally required to produce value for its shareholders.
Value is a bit of a deliberately vague term here, but most people interpret it to mean just heaps of shares.
You know, by the way, you notice this fucking leftist tard said nothing about the pharmaceutical companies.
You notice that, right?
You know, the same pharmaceutical companies that, and look, this is my biggest criticism of Donald Trump.
The fact that he took this whole COVID-19 shit serious and that he signed the law, okay, Operation Warp Speed that is contributing to, if you want my opinion, the variants that are now spreading around, even though everybody is supposedly vaccinated with these non-proven mRNA technologies in the vaccines.
But why isn't he talking about that?
The fact that the government is buying and purchasing these vaccines from these companies for 15 to 20 bucks a pop.
And whatever happens to the people that are inoculated with these vaccines, they have no recourse to get back at the company or the corporation.
They have no legal recourse in a civil or criminal court for any of this shit.
How come he never fucking, how come he doesn't talk about that shit?
Big staximula.
No one individual in a corporation has liability for the crimes of the entire thing, just whatever decisions they personally make.
The liability of the crimes of the business belong to the legal person of the business.
John Schell or Dave Nokia.
That's what limited liability means.
If you've ever seen LLC, it's limited liability for you.
Okay, limited liability.
You want to know why people go into corporations, you dumb fucking imbecile?
Because let me explain what happens, okay?
There are many reasons why people go into a corporation because corporations are taxed a hell of a lot less.
These are facts.
Corporations have a hell of a lot of write-offs.
You can write off anything as a corporation.
You can write off any employee salary, benefits.
You can write off capital goods that you purchase for the corporation.
You can write off leases.
You can write off anything.
That's why all these big corporations that make all this money don't pay shit in taxes.
Okay.
That's one reason, asshole.
Second reason, limited liability.
You know how many people and dumb scumbag lawyers sue businesses all the fucking time.
I mean, there are lawyers out there that are so scummy that go after independent people.
I'm not joking.
Look into this.
There are fucking scumbag lawyers that go after sole proprietor businesses.
And now, if you don't know what a sole proprietor business is, it is a business that is under your personal name.
So if you open up a business and you go to your courthouse, your county courthouse, and you file, and you get a DBA and you sign it as a sole proprietorship, you personally are held liable for anything that happens to your business.
Your personal name, everything that you've purchased in your personal income, it's all on you.
So if some lawyer, okay, goes by your shop, let's say you have a shop of some sorts, whatever business or service, all right, and it's a standalone location and you don't have a ramp for the, you know, for the disabled to be able to go in and patronize your shop.
There are lawyers that are suing fucking dumbass, or not dumbass, but the dumbass lawyers that are suing independent sole proprietor businesses and putting them out of business by suing them and torting them to the point in which the sole proprietor business is like,
why the fuck even run a business when some fucking scumbag lawyer can come around and find some technicality based upon some municipal or county or state code to put me out of business.
This is what fucking lawyers are doing.
And if the sole proprietor has enough money, they can pay him off, but you pay off one lawyer, all lawyers are going to come at you because they know that you're going to settle.
Okay.
So that's one instance.
Another instance are these scumbags that go and go into your shop and pretend to slip on some area that's got something on the floor and they get injured and they had to go to the hospital.
They sue your ass because, oh, I slipped in your store.
And guess what?
All those instances, if you're a sole proprietor, all that money comes out of your personal pocket.
But if you're a corporation, that limits whatever happens to you.
Instance, let's say your corporation has to deal with a situation that relates to people getting hurt because of your product, because of your service, or the same scumbag lawyers come at you or you know, somebody slips and falls.
You personally, your name, your social security number, is not liable.
The corporation is liable and the corporation goes to court.
The corporation hires lawyers which, by the way, is written off.
You can write off lawyers, by the way.
Uh, this is why limited liability is necessary, because fucking scumbag lawyers and scumbag people that are trying to take businesses to court so they can get a free, tax-free settlement or payday is the reason why limited liability is necessary.
You dumb fuck, i'm i'm.
I mean, do you see what kind of misinformation is being fucking spread out here on youtube by jerk-offs like this?
That means no one individual, or even really a group of individuals, is liable for crimes committed by the business as a whole.
So like say, you're JOHN Business, you're the ceo chief enter gauge officer of JOHN CO.
A publicly traded company that produces tuxedos for snakes.
It turns out that the tuxedos are killing snakes.
The bow ties or two thigh just pops their head right off, but the fighting for killing snakes on.
That's not true.
As a matter of fact, I think you need to take a look at how many ceos have gone to prison because they made the conscious choice to uh manufacture products that they knew were gonna hurt people.
I mean, I think uh, one of the one of the most recent ones was uh Nissan, I believe.
Right, they had to.
The fucking ceo did some shit out there in Korea and he had to smuggle himself out of the country because they were going to fucking take him down.
I mean, the same shit happens here in the United States.
All right, so this guy doesn't know what he's talking about and even so okay, at least you can sue a corporation.
If a corporation knowingly did something like this okay, at least you can sue.
What happens when the government uh sanctions you to be inoculated and it shortens your lifespan or it gives you some debilitating ailment in which you know you're probably going to be dependent on medical care?
I mean what, what kind of fucking?
What kind of restitution or what can you get?
You're not going to get shit from the government.
You can't sue the government.
All right like, let's say uh, the fucking FBI came in and and and blasted you when you were just unarmed.
You can't sue the government, you can't sue these people, you can at least sue a corporation and get some fucking kind of, some kind of punitive damages, some kind of fucking, some kind of recourse.
All right, I know people are saying, oh ghost, you know, money doesn't bring back a life.
Well, government has been taking lives for a long time and it's paid nothing.
All right, I mean even the Tuskegee Airmen.
I don't know if y'all are familiar with the story.
The Tuskegee Airmen were a group of black folks that were a part of the military that the government purposely infected with syphilis and purposely did not, you know, treat or cure or help these people just to see the effects of what syphilis has on the human body.
Okay.
And it took, what is it, 60, 70 years before the descendants of the fucking Tuskegee airmen actually got anything.
And you know how much they got after 70 years?
They got like 50 grand, but they had to say publicly that the government had nothing to do with their loved ones dying.
So come and get some of the revenue you'll receive for your tuxedos.
So even if you personally love snakes and who wouldn't, there's not a lot you can do.
While you might not legally be required to kill snakes for your shareholders, they have pretty strong leverage over you.
If your bleeding heart snake-loving bullshit gets in the way, they'll just fire you and replace you with a new CEO who hates snakes.
And they don't even really care if you kill all the snakes and doom the business because all they have to do is wait until profits are projected to dip and then they just sell their shares and walk away.
Colonialism and Degrowth Arguments00:07:24
Shares will probably be more expensive until that time because they've been selling tuxedos like hotcakes.
So it's the shareholders that have responsibility, right?
They're the ones calling the shots.
And yeah, sort of, maybe some of them, but a lot of them are going to be people who just invested in mutual funds or whatever, or guys whose stock portfolios are managed by other businesses who likewise have a fiduciary responsibility to produce value for their shareholders.
And the people at those companies might not even- That's not true.
You've got what they call activist investing, which is, you know, what many fucking big fat cats are doing to tighten companies, to buy the majority and force companies into a more profitable and a more congeal way of doing business.
This guy doesn't know what he's talking about.
And choose what companies they invest in.
They've given that power to giant supercomputers who trade millions of times a second in deliberately obtuse and Byzantine ways that even their own tech people don't quite understand.
And so you tie all of this together in this huge elaborate web of businesses running other businesses, running other businesses, in this endless feedback loop of limited liability decision deferral, seemingly designed to force people to make profitable decisions at the expense of common sense, where actual human decision-making power is limited to doing whatever makes money, regardless of the impact, whether or not anyone actually wants to do it.
A human being intuitively understands that growth cannot continue forever.
We understand the concept of finite reasoning.
This is propaganda.
And I hate to use that term because I know how it sounds to complain about the system, but what else are you going to call it, really?
It's like a big system.
The system does not.
It is a machine left running with no end condition.
It's like a computer program with a stack overflow error.
It'll just go and go and go and go.
I guarantee you, this fucking TWAT loves Coke and loves Major League Baseball because of the state legislature of Georgia reforming its voter laws, right?
Fucking baguette.
And can't care if everything along the way gets destroyed.
And it's also kind of unclear if the people involved in the creation and maintenance of this system could even stop it if they wanted to, which they don't, of course, because it gives them absurd amounts of science fiction imaginary.
I mean, it would cut off the supply chains.
There wouldn't be any fucking groceries and groceries stores.
There wouldn't be any products in the stores.
Powerful stores.
Stop it.
And likewise, we, the consumer, particularly those of us in the West, bear some responsibility for this too.
We buy shit we don't need and throw away perfectly good shit that other people could use.
The role of the individual consumer in this crisis is often used as a scapegoat by the capitalist class, but that doesn't mean we're without fault here.
Let's be realistic.
I don't need this DVD Blu-ray combo disc of Ghoulies one and two.
I bought it because I promised to record a commentary track for Ghoulies as a Patreon goal like two years ago.
And I never did it, but for some reason, literally no one, not one single person has ever mentioned it to me.
Like, I guess that wasn't as motivating a goal as I presumed it would be.
There are generally two solutions proposed to fix the problem of capitalism's death.
You see, you just lied to scam people right there.
You just admitted that you scam people.
I mean, so what?
I mean, I don't know, I don't understand what point he's trying to make.
He just admitted that he used Patreon to fundraise to give a so-called review of some fucking C grade fucking horror movie, and he never did it.
All right.
So, I mean, you're no different than the corporatist that you're sitting here criticizing, Mr. Honest fucking fruit bowl.
If we're going to manage productions that it doesn't, you know, end the world, how do we do that?
One idea is proposed by the worst scum on the planet, and the other by people who actually wish to fix this problem.
Next week, we'll look at the bad idea, austerity.
And the week after that, we'll look at the only option we have left, degrowth, and how that doesn't necessarily mean your life has to be.
Degrowth.
Hey, while we're on this.
What the fuck does that mean?
People are going to starve to death.
Damn.
Well, we're talking about power's farming.
Hey, asshole.
We did a degrowth.
It was called COVID-19 shutdown, you stupid shithead.
And take a look at what it did to our supply chains.
Look at what it did for fucking toilet paper to be bought in fucking stores.
Look at all that shit.
That's degrowth.
What the fuck is this stupid moron talking about?
These people like this are danger to a fucking society.
I mean, they're more dangerous than these idiots that are out here committing fucking acts of mass shooting violence.
I'm not fucking kidding because he's going to convince a bunch of fucking waste-of-life losers who want to blame everybody else for their own faults.
He's going to convince them that it's capitalism's fault.
It's the man's fault.
It's corporatism's fault.
It's society's fault.
It's the growth's fault.
What a fucking piece of shit.
With any individual person's conception, acting in ways that are inscrutable to us in service to an agenda we don't understand but secretly fear.
If you think about it, in a lot of ways, that's kind of like the eyeball zone, if you think about it.
It has a lot of similarities to the eyeball zone.
Oh shit, I gotta do that.
Hello and welcome to the eyeball zone.
Oh, jeez.
Now here comes his drywitted horror.
He's home leftist projects.
Fucking hand drywall, man.
It makes me want to fuckin' puke!
...stuffed into the empty crevice that used to be their body.
We hollow them out and fill what remains with eyeballs until they are no longer them, they are us.
Man, this is a fuckin' dumb fuckin'...
We're having a lot of fun, but let's all be getting a lefty leftist.
And her, perhaps, unfortunately, Larry Lafferson, whatever the fuck your name is.
Little Hoot discusses the colonialist origin of the HIV AIDS pandemic through to how it spread throughout the United States.
I knew a lot of the details of the story.
Colonialism caused HIV.
Look, I want to be honest with you.
I don't know if he has HIV or not.
He looks it, okay?
He looks it a little bit, if you want my personal opinion, okay?
It all comes clear now.
It's all colonialism's fault that, you know, fucking gays can't just simply put a fucking condom on prior to having anal sex to at least stop a good 98 to 99% of the HIV cases.
All right.
And by the way, also, most of the HIV cases that are happening also have to do with shooting heroin, sharing needles.
So it all makes sense.
It all makes it's colonialism's fault that I decided to take Pazload in my bare ass.
That's great.
It's one of those subjects that the more you look into it, the more shocking details you learn about just how much the powers that be did not value the lives of queer people, drug users, or Africans.
What about why don't you look up Robert Gallo, the guy who created fucking AIDS, who worked with Fauci and Burricks and all these so-called scientific experts that were trying to navigate us through the stupid, dumb, fucking supposed fictitious coronavirus.
Oil Company Monopolies and History00:03:29
You fucking asshole, huh?
Why don't you fucking acknowledge that, fucking pause hole?
I prepared to be extremely mad when you watch it, but please do watch it.
Because at the time of this recording, it only has 153 views and it deserves at least a thousand times that.
This is a subject that's difficult to confront, but this is not.
I've had enough of this fucking guy.
Do you have a small project you'd like to see featured here in the middle of no more than one email to thought slime editor at gmail.com with the word eyeball somewhere in the subject line and pertinent details like your pronouns and perhaps you will find your pronouns?
Oh my god.
Loving the sound of that.
Fuck you.
All right, get this fucking guy out of here.
All right.
Of course, hates capitalism, but hey, my Patreon, my Patreon, my pay hates capitalism, but will fucking continue to fucking, hey, hey, why don't you donate to me so I can set off another bunch of fucking gibberish on another goddamn video.
My Patreon, get the fuck out of here.
All right.
There's nothing worse that I hate than a fucking dumb, smart motherfucker.
You know, like some dumb fucking idiot that knows jack shit and yet tries to congeal a bunch of fucking words that he read off some book and try to repackage it as it's his.
You know, I mean, get the fuck out of here, man.
No way.
And what is this?
Capitalist fact.
Oh, yeah, what's the capitalist fact?
Oh, my God.
Woolworth is still around, really?
Oh, yeah, it's the big monopoly it was back from 1910 to like 1960, 1970, you dumbass.
After closing their department stores, they rebranded and shifted their focus on Foot Locker.
Oh, great.
You know, Foot Locker, you know, how many, how many, how many, I don't want to go there.
I don't want to say anything.
I think y'all know where I'm going with Foot Locker.
And here's Skunkler.
What the hell is this, skunkler?
An example of the majority of your IC members.
Oh, that's bullshit, dude.
All right.
I mean, you're thinking of the Thunderdome, Skunkler.
Don't be fucking diss in the inner circle, man.
No, I am.
Don't you dare.
In the field of local live hole.
Ghost equals oil company show.
Oil company show.
No, look, if there was another energy source that was as cheap as the combustible engine, as gasoline, as oil, then I'd be open to it.
But it isn't.
There isn't.
All right.
Every solution that people have come up with is so fucking expensive.
And on top of it being expensive, it's not good technology.
I mean, you know that you have to fucking charge a goddamn electrical car for like eight to ten hours so that you can fully charge it so you can go 250 miles.
Good fucking God.
Yeah, that's smart.
That's convenient.
No I am.
Jesus Christ.
The field of local live hall man.
What the hell is this?
Oh my God.
Jesus Christ, will someone deport this fucker to North Korea so he can learn what communism is really all about?
He's a cocksucking big government whore and an overall fucking piece of shit.
Thank you, 15 and a half inches of pure imagination.
That was fucking horrible that we even had to go through that.
Cheers to you.
Here's Reverend Ralph.
Mayweather and McGregor Fight Money00:03:32
Ben Askarin is a sellout.
The dude just wanted an easy payday.
He takes major hits from monsters in Bellator and the UFC and keeps going.
Paul hits him with a medium right hook and he goes down like he got rocked.
B.S.
Also, Triller sucks at PPVs.
Yeah, thank you, dude.
You know, let's be honest.
I mean, wasn't this a boxing match between this Askerin and Jake Paul?
All right.
Ben Askarin is not a fucking boxer.
All right.
So he can, you know, sit here and have this boxing match.
And by the way, did you see how fucking out of shape Askarin looked at the fucking face-off?
What was it yesterday?
I mean, Jesus Christ, I'm in better shape than that son of a bitch.
He looked fucking horrible.
All right.
And I wouldn't doubt that this was fixed because, I mean, these Paul brothers make a lot of fucking money on social media.
And, you know, they want to get into the fight game.
The fight game, if you can, you know, market it correctly.
And if you're a decent enough, at least interpreted by the fans, if you're a decent enough fighter, you can make some fucking serious money.
I mean, Floyd Mayweather made $300 million on that hyped up fucking boxing match that he had with Conor McGregor.
I mean, are you fucking, and then Conor McGregor got a decent payday too.
I think he got like 75 mil or, you know, 60 mil, something like that.
But Floyd Mayweather made $300 million.
So you see, the Paul brothers, Jake and Logan, are going after that because that's big time money.
And by the way, on a side note, Mayweather had to give most of that money to the IRS because this brother owed $250 million in back taxes.
As a matter of fact, they were just about to repossess some of his assets prior to that fight.
He had to go and visit the IRS personally and assure them that, man, don't take away all my shit, man.
I'm going to go here with Conor McGregor.
We're going to make a lot of money.
And they believed him.
And as a result, he still has all his crap.
And by the way, he's probably looking to do it again because he probably needs money to sustain the lavish money Mayweather lifestyle that he has marketed himself to be.
So don't be surprised if Mayweather fights one of these Paul brothers.
I'm not fucking kidding.
Just watch.
Not even fucking kidding.
All right.
Anyway, thank you, Reverend Ralph.
Who's next here?
We got Sancho 13.
What's up, Sancho?
Just look at how gun companies that are being sued for mass shootings and people murdering.
They're blaming the tools rather than the people.
Thank you very much.
I do appreciate that.
That kind of just puts the carbosh on what this fucking idiot, infinite growth, thought, slime, whatever the fuck his name is, about all CEOs and corporations aren't held liable.
That's a perfect example, Sancho.
All right.
They're blaming the tools rather than the people.
You know what's going to be next?
All right.
If you try to disarm the population, you're going to be like the UK.
The UK has recently tried to ban certain knives now because they're having a lot of stabbings going on.
Anime Bullshit and Space Cowboy Jabs00:04:56
As a matter of fact, another thing that went up was acid attacks and things of that nature.
That's what's going to happen.
I mean, that's what's going to happen here in America if we're not protective of our Second Amendment.
I'll tell you that right away.
Corporate shill ghost.
Okay, that's great.
Oh, my God.
Don't see a problem with the Flint water supply.
Why no, I am not being paid by Exxon Mobile now we need to keep fracking for oil.
Uh, Corporate Shill Ghost.
I'd like to remind you that that's why many of the folks that were in the municipal government of Flint had to step down, because they knew the Flint water was not drinkable and yet did nothing about it as so-called government officials.
So don't come at the fucking private sector as if, oh, you know what we're going to do.
You know what'll be very profitable is if we just go ahead and taint the drinking water of Flint, Michigan.
And you know what?
We're going to get the city council and the municipal government to just pretend that nothing happened and look away.
Get the fuck out of here.
Why don't you know shit before you talk shit?
All right.
Anyway, Larry Lefterson, that was a stupid fucking video and it proved nothing and it got people even more angry about leftism.
So, you know, thank you very much there, Larry Lefterson.
Let's get to the next video, Dono, that was requested by Bob Tom.
And Bob Tom said, let's start the night off with a bang.
Also, Hail Ghostler and the Ghostler youth.
Don't do that.
Don't call me Ghostler, dude.
Chuck the N-words into the back of the...
All right, I'm not going to say the rest of that.
I don't condone what Bob Tom said either.
But let's go ahead and get to Bob Tom's video.
This is the first one here.
And what the hell is this, dude?
Bob Tom, get the fuck.
What the fuck is this?
I mean, it's bad enough that we had to hear some mindless man-child fucking AIDS-infected leftist talking about, oh, my capitalism, my capitalism.
And then we're going to transition, no pun intended, to this bullshit.
What the fuck kind of anime bullshit is this, Bob Tom?
Oh, man.
Here's these weirdo jabs.
Weirdo Japs Can somebody explain to me what the hell this is in the chat room that Bob Tom requested?
What is this?
I'm watching.
What is this?
Space Daniel?
Yeah.
The Hoshoosi, no pipe shot.
What the fuck is that?
Is this about the Fukushima of radioactive water that these people were drinking?
I mean, what is it?
Japs, it's a gay space cowboy.
This is not City Pop.
This is not CityPop.com.
All right.
This is some anime bullshit.
All right.
Of some fucking gay space cowboy with an almost hair dude.
I mean, you know, I'm tired of this anime, so I...
I am so fucking sick of it.
I am so sick of it.
You fucking weirdo jabs, dude.
radiated music City Pop post and 80s.
What the hell is this?
Think about this enemy bullshitter.
All right, go ahead.
Post.
All right.
People Equal Shit and Long Short Trades00:13:12
What do y'all think?
Here's the solos.
7 out of 10, Fatale Dakoff.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Zero out of 10, no Badman.
10 out of 10, Ghost Train specific life move.
Of course, you could.
Zero out of 10, I'm going to see.
9 out of 10, Huns 8.
4 out of 10, Anwortle.
8 out of 10, Santa Ambler.
5 out of 10, if I could fly an NO.
9 out of 10, Fried Bacon.
5 out of 10, Race Car 2020.
0 out of 10, Space Canister.
What else do we got here?
We got 3 out of 10, Reverend Starr, 8 out of 10, scumped Alex Jones, 8.5 out of 10, Borgetta, the MVP, 3 out of 10, Shuzam McGinn, 9 out of 10, Annette Philly,
0 out of 10, Suck Dr. Quack, 10 out of 10, Missify, 7 out of 10, Honey Kitchen, 8 out of 10, Hennis, 10 out of 10, Crossover Maniac, 0 out of 10, Standing Rob Hoopman, 3 out of 10, Mr. Burson, 8 out of 10, Golden Sun, 9 out of 10, Drummond Boy02, 5 out of 10, Melting Eskimo.
We've got 9 out of 10, KC Cooper.
We've got 7 out of 10 unparalleled aesthetics.
And I'll take a smoke afterwards.
Of course, 10 out of 10, Bob Tom.
8 out of 10, Otto Rocks, 2 out of 10, Sambo.
1 out of 10, Viking Kyle.
10 out of 10, Joggin Waltham.
1 out of 10, Wade Hoster.
6 out of 10, Montezy Money.
4 out of 10.
I'm not going to say that.
9 out of 10 Ghost for Rockwell.
6 out of 10 Barry BlackBerry.
I'm almost done with this.
Here it is.
Once again, courtesy of Bob Tom, who he's claiming this is supposed to be City Pop, I don't think so, but you know, we can agree to disagree there, Bob Dom.
All right, anyway, thank you very much for that one, even though I did not really enjoy it at all.
All right, at all, for Christ's sake.
Hold on, what is this?
Indianapolis shooter.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
I hope that I can be with Ghost in the afterlife.
My life has no meaning without him.
If there's no afterlife and he isn't real, then my life never mattered anyway.
Dude, don't even kid around about that.
And for all those that are wondering, I mean, this recent shooter, this whole kid, you know, I don't know if you've seen him, this fucking, his last name is Hole.
He was a brony.
All right.
A fucking brony.
I'm just saying, all right?
Sega Genesis is the best.
My sister, my daughter.
What's going on, Sega Genesis is the best long time.
How's it been, Ghost?
I got a YM 2612 cover here.
Oh, yeah.
Take a smoke with me during the song cheers.
Oh, yeah.
Sell Toho merch.
No, I'm not selling Toho merch, dude.
Are you kidding me?
And by the way, I think I owe aesthetic unparalleled aesthetic.
I'm sorry.
Not aesthetic capitalists.
Aesthetic capitalists is turning trans.
Unparalleled aesthetics here.
This smoke's for you and everybody else in the chat chilling with me here on the Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 45.
Let's go ahead and do this.
Gotta hold it in, let it hit the brain, baby.
That's what you do.
Oh, that's better.
All right.
Cheers to you, man.
Let's get to the next video, Dono.
This next video, Dono, was by Bob Tom.
And Bob Tom says the playlist again.
One long or too short.
Pick your poison.
And then he's saying all this shit about Ghostler youth and all this other crap.
I don't, don't, don't refer to me as Ghostler.
All right.
The last thing I need is for some of these leftist rag publications to use me as some kind of a white nationalist venting post so that all these Antifa and Black Lives Matter can hate on me when I am a melting pot of friendship.
All right.
And everybody out there knows it.
All right.
Let's go ahead and see.
Bob Tom is, you know, one long or too short.
Okay, let's see what we have here.
We've got all right.
Let me see here.
What do we have?
What is this?
One long, too short.
One long and too short.
Oh, here's this.
How about how to turn off the light?
This is a good one.
Hello, everybody.
A while ago, I made the video about how to turn on the light.
And then afterwards, I got messages from upset people who said, oh, I should have showed them how to turn it off as well.
And my kiddie didn't show it because I just thought it was common sense.
Fucking almost half a million views or you shouldn't know how to do it.
They couldn't go to sleep now because of the light.
And, you know, so I'm just going to show you now so you can finally go to sleep.
So yeah, again, you go to the same switch as before and then instead of pushing there where you did to turn it on, you push, push the other button button.
Of course it's a rooski.
Sounds son of a bitch.
Thanks for watching and making this video.
I'm just saying.
Of course it's a rooski.
It's too late.
Okay.
All right.
I thought it's going to be dark.
Okay.
Bye-bye.
All right, great.
Yeah, that's let's see here.
Now here's the second one, Bob Tom.
How to turn on the light.
All right.
Everybody, I received an unbelievable amount of requests to make a video about how to turn on the light.
So I thought okay, I'm gonna do it.
Your wish is my command.
So yeah, like first, what you have to do is you find you could see the vodka coming out of this guy's eyeballs.
I mean, look at this guy.
And then to turn it on, you just push it, but not too hard because you don't want to break the wall.
So yeah, you push it.
And that's it.
The light is on now and you can enjoy the light.
And then after you finished it, don't forget to turn it off because you want to save the electricity and save the planet.
So yeah, thank you very much for watching.
Keep the fucking planet.
Don't forget to vote me for it.
And I will speak to you.
I mean, are you kidding me, Bob Tom?
These were two short ones that were in the list.
Bye-bye.
I mean, can you.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right, there it is.
Courtesy of Bob Tom, he gave us some supposed, you know, Japanese city pop, which I don't think it is.
And then he gave me the choice of which videos to choose.
And there it is.
Those were the two short ones there, dude.
All right.
And what is this?
The field of anonymous.
Oh, my God.
You radicalized that poor kid into shooting people.
Oh, he in fact listened to your show.
No, he did not fucking listen to my broadcast.
That is a lie.
That is a false indictment.
Show me proof that that kid listened to my broadcast.
All right.
Give me a fucking break, man.
That kid was a nutty brony kid.
Not the first one to be doing weird shit like this.
And certainly not the last.
All right.
Don't blame me.
Fucking asshole.
No, I am.
Here's jogging while pooping.
Local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Ghost makes tranny broner shooters now.
Meme magic lol.
Go fuck off.
All right.
Jogging while pooping.
I mean, for fuck's sake, man.
I don't need that kind of crap being vented at me.
All right.
So go fuck off.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Thank you, Bob Tom.
I appreciate it.
Let's get to the next video dono here.
This next video dono is by Kamunga Strikes.
Camunga Strikes is hooking it up.
And I believe that this is a music video or some kind of a music dono.
I mean, you know, Comunga Strikes always hooks us up with some badass music, badass palate cleansers.
So let's go ahead and see what the hell Kamunga Strikes has in store for us.
And oh my God.
Oh my God.
Comunga Strikes said the following.
People equal shit.
And that reminded me of a song.
And that is the exact song that he requested.
Cheers to Kamunga Strikes.
How about a little bit of slipknot?
Cheers to come on this race Hell yeah.
Fucking battle, man.
Yeah.
Motherfucker.
Hell yeah.
Come on down.
It's an idiot right here.
You find nobody.
With the motherfucking number, right?
Get the fuck out of my face.
I'm going to fear the campfield with his thing.
And then they're going to put a sip in the DK.
Who's rocking out with their cock out with this, man?
Yeah.
People equal shit.
That's nothing.
Good.
I want to leave without a trace.
You know.
7 out of 10, Maria Wong.
People equal shit.
Zero out of ten, I'm not gonna say that name.
Zero out of ten, Goki, Goki Dihod.
Nine out of ten, Santa Anner, and Lord, sorry.
Matali Dakoff, zero out of ten.
I'm gonna see four out of ten.
Mr. Person, eight out of ten.
Bob Comp, seven out of ten.
Zombie George Boyd, seven out of ten.
Susie, ten out of ten.
Flaming Creations, two out of ten.
Borhood Merchant, four out of ten.
Golden Sun, 480, 9 out of 10.
Mr. K0, 1 out of 10.
Heather, 3 out of 10.
Crossover Maniac, 9 and a half out of 10.
Mike Mikhail, 8 out of 10.
Friday Bacon, 4 out of 10.
Kuzam McKinnon, 8 out of 10.
Sucked Rufford Crack, 8 out of 10.
Reverend Starr, 6 out of 10.
Life Power Ranger, 9 out of 10.
John Will Poopin, 1 out of 10.
DeSilla and What's Up? 11 out of 10.
So cheers to Pete.
Cheers to everybody who appreciates you.
System 232, 8 out of 10.
Raptor Jesus, 7 out of 10.
You got that right, man.
That was awesome.
Once again, cheers to Kamunga Strikes.
Definitely a palate cleanser that I needed after this crazy, off-the-rail Saturday Night Troll show up in here.
So once again, cheers to Kamunga Strikes.
And hold on, what do we got here?
We got another dono coming in.
Trolling Man and Silence Confirmation00:15:13
Anonymous.
Anonymous.
Radicalizing children.
How very globalist of you.
Don't call me a globalist, and I'm not radicalizing anybody.
Hey, we got Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu.
I said I want the tank.
Adem gets in office.
Shootings go up 1,000%.
Really thank you as why my ticket for the next election is Ghost Melon Pan 2024.
Fuck Melon Pan, dude.
Don't don't even is all I got to say to Melon Pan.
All right.
Anyway, let's go ahead and continue with the rest of the donos here.
We've got Anonymous with a $25 bill who says, look at this cool review of My Little Pony from 2013.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Look, I know I'm going to lose listeners here.
My apologies.
Whoever the hell this anonymous person is donated a $25 bill.
So we got to watch this shit, even though it's going to probably give us major cringe.
Hold on, shut it off for a second.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Is everybody ready?
Here we go.
More little My Little Pony shit.
And look, don't get around.
I'm sincere.
Don't get around that I radicalized that fucking Indianapolis FedEx shooter kid that was a brony.
That wasn't me.
All right.
You know what?
Radicalize him?
It's this shit.
This shit that Anonymous donated.
This horse shit is what caused the unfortunate situation that we saw at that FedEx situation.
What is this?
December 13, 2013.
What is this shit?
It's one of these steam animations that are gonna promote my little pony.
Yeah, there.
Ah, alright.
Alright.
With a bunch of fucking ponies kicking back, chilling.
Not fucking clopping each other like a bunch of sick maniacs.
Oh, now there's Brony's at the bar.
That's what I need to see.
Bronies at the ball.
I think we get the point.
at the point.
All right, what am I watching here?
What is this?
That was perhaps the longest weekend I've sat through.
92 episodes and a movie cashing in on a toy line that started back in the 80s.
Now that I survived the Pony Fest, I have one basic thing to say.
He spent his weekend binge-watching My Little Pony.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
This show was as silly and stupid as I anticipated from the start.
What?
This show ain't no 90s Batman.
Not even close.
It's as straightforward as I thought it'd be.
A bunch of ponies learning about the basics of friendship, like the generation before, and the generation before, and the generation before.
What the fuck?
God, I could go nitpicking the very annoying and very awkward moments this show had to offer from the 90s catfast feeling griffin to a princess who literally manipulates her students into learning their lessons.
And the puns.
Good friends.
Hold on, pause this.
Pause this for a second.
People are saying that this is West Coast Capitalist.
Are you kidding me?
That's not West Coast Capitalist.
It's West Coast Psycho.
That's a very interesting, you know, Koinka dink.
And I play the rest.
Pony, Mainhatton, Broho, Flossy.
Begins to.
God, I need to make sure I wouldn't accidentally say a pun during conversations outside the computer screen.
Awkward, embarrassing, annoying, and crazy.
That's how I can describe My Little Pony.
Friendship is magic.
No way this is West Coast Capitalist, man.
No way!
So why did I like it?
Why did you like it?
This is not West Coast Capitalist.
Shut up.
This is not him!
That hurt.
Oh no.
I mean, after throwing insult after insult for this show's faults.
Shut up!
Shut your mouth!
This is not West Coast Capitalist!
Well, when you actually dig into and circle around its content, there really is something there.
Did I see a bunch of marketing products animated?
Yes, I did.
There was something else that I was doing.
Dude, y'all are fucking trolling.
You know, this better be a big elaborate church.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
Worm, the cowboy, the shy one, the sophisticated one, etc., etc.
With these six, they actually blend the perfect amount of humor, story, and even quality each episode displays.
Dude, shut up.
Y'all are fucking trolling, man.
Don't tell me that this is goddamn West Coast Capitalist, man.
Don't tell me.
Don't tell me.
This got me thinking back to the whole fan base deal.
When season two began back in 2011, the internet exploded with all these brand new videos, fan arts, and animations about a show I actually didn't know about at the time.
Don't tell me, no, that you're trolling!
You're all trolling!
I don't believe you!
I don't buy it!
So I had to live with this new fan base for a while, and a lot of my subscriptions actually became bronies themselves.
After several months passed, I decided to stay neutral about this bizarre topic, and that's how I kept things.
But after seeing through over 20- You're lying, man!
All of you people in the chat room, you're lying!
I don't believe you!
But look at what all these fans built using Lauren Foss's creation as a template.
All new songs, fan-made toys, and character creations, video game mods, these Tumblr things.
West Coast Capitalist is not a brony!
There's no way!
There's no goddamn way!
Pretty weird show, but you have to admit the dedication these people put into their work.
I mean, where's my jug between them?
Give me my pipe, man!
And it turned into a serious project.
Oh, God.
And from this, why do y'all fucking do this?
Dude, you're trolling!
I don't believe you!
You're trolling, man!
So, what was the Jesus Christ?
This is not another Teutonic Plague situation!
This is not another mass pony situation!
This is not- You're fucking trolling!
You're just trolling, because you're serious!
Ow!
I know, same reaction.
This is the movie I kept saying... Give me my goddamn Mary Cohn-strained weed so I can load a bowl here.
But there was one line that actually tipped the scales on the show's face.
Oh my god.
Nope.
Damn it, Google.
Ugh.
Can I use an audio clip, maybe?
Okay, sure.
Here's it.
Dude, this is-you guys are lying, man.
Shut up!
You're forcing others to bow before God, man.
This is not him.
Alright, there just happens to be a coincidence.
You don't need to force people to be able to do it.
This person's name is West Coast.
That's all.
That's the best thing the Brody community was trying to get behind.
This movie is also where I discovered who was, for lack of a better term, best pony.
Yeah, something about a character whose past and future are vaguely discussed makes a good fill-in-the-blank game.
And in my case, she's a former student who went missing to seek respect in the wrong ways.
How are y'all confirming, man?
How are y'all still getting the best of her at some point?
What is it that's confirming it?
I don't believe you.
I don't believe the fact that the fanbase is perfect.
There are still some dummies and trolls.
But then again, there really isn't such thing as a perfect fanbase.
My Lil Pony, not a perfect fanbase.
Doctor Who?
Not a perfect fanbase.
Adventure Time, not a perfect fan base.
Sonic the Hedgehog, not a...
This is not another Masked Pony situation!
Good God!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's not even close to perfect.
I just need a good laugh.
That's all.
Oh.
Oh, the fans wrecked that one.
This is, I know, a danger dan thingy.
This is not the real West Coast Capitalist.
These fucking people are flapping their fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard, trying to troll me.
That's what they're doing.
That's what the fuck they're doing.
I'm trying to say that I...
Ow.
Oh, this is pretty tough to confess.
Hey, could you give me a hand?
No, no, no.
Ah!
It's happening.
Oh, God, it's happening.
I want a bomb.
Get the hell out of here.
That was not West Coast Capital.
Get this shit out of here.
Hey, Anonymous, I don't know why you donated that, but I don't believe that this is West Coast Capitalist.
West Coast Capitalist, if you could give me a tweet confirming or denying this, okay?
Because I don't believe this is you.
If you could give me a tweet and let me know what's going on, I'd appreciate it because these people are trying to pull the wool over my eyes and I don't really fucking appreciate it one goddamn bit.
All right.
So if you could please give me a tweet because I think these fuckers are trolling here, man.
They're fucking trolling.
All right.
Anyway, where are we at here?
Where's?
Oh, yeah.
We got more donos coming in.
Here's Sancho 13.
Sancho 13 here.
Oh, my God.
Are you going to be doing any trolling or raiding tonight?
You did, in fact, say you were going to do more raids, trolling in a dateline capacity during that time.
I did not say that.
I did not say that.
I said we were going to try to get into some other internet tomfoolery.
I didn't say that shit.
All right.
And there's nobody to raid, man.
I mean, there's nobody to raid for Christ's sake, man.
It's just a bunch of, you know, fucking desktop Andes that don't have personalities that are on right now.
No offense.
I'm just saying, all right, Sancho, come on, man.
All right.
And what else do we got here?
We got jogging while pooping.
What did Joggin while pooping say?
He said, I knew that Clef Lip was a baguette.
West Coast Capitalist is the next brony shooter confirmed.
You shielded a brony ghost.
The fuck does that?
I shielded a brony.
What the hell does that mean?
I shielded a brony.
I don't believe he's a brony.
I think you people are fucking just trolling, dude.
All right.
I'm not.
You know what, Anonymous?
Fuck you for that clip.
And let me move on.
All right.
Let me move on.
All right.
Let's get to the next video, Dono, here before I, you know, have this dumbass fucking people on the chat room trying to fuck with my head over here.
All right.
All right.
Anyway, once again, let's get to the next video, dono.
This next video, dono, was requested by Dango Brevarian.
And Dango Brevarian said, pretty good cover from an underrated band.
All right, let's go ahead and take a look at what he's talking about out here.
All right.
Once again, a pretty good cover from an underrated band.
Let's get to Dango Brevarian's.
All right.
Let's take a listen.
All right.
We'll take a listen to this.
Touche, Dango Brevarian.
Hopefully this is a palate cleanser.
This is a put the PC shut on.
This is a cover of the Depechmode song, Enjoy the Silence by, I'm assuming this is the name of the band, Failure Band.
Let's listen to it.
All right.
Enjoy the silence.
Okay, that's good thus far.
Words like violence gonna break the silence.
Come crashing in into my little world.
Painful to me, pierce right through me.
Can't you understand?
Oh, my little girl.
All I ever wanted, all I ever needed is here in my arms.
Words are very unnecessary.
They can only do it doesn't sound that bad, Dango Brevarian.
Doesn't sound that bad.
They're getting a little metal up in here.
They're getting a little metal.
This doesn't sound bad!
Words are very funny.
What does everybody think?
Dango Brevarian, not bad.
What does everybody think?
Bad Cover and Sex Bot Verification00:07:21
7 out of 10, Maria won.
9 out of 10, Bliskin.
7 out of 10, Mr. Curson.
7 out of 10, Gores.
10 out of 10, Glynn Taggart.
We've got 6 out of 10, Rapeli Dakoff.
7 out of 10, Reverend Starr.
7 out of 10, Fennex Glan Plan.
6.5 out of 10, Distilling.
5 out of 10, Bob Con.
7 out of 10, Melking Eskimo.
7 out of 10, Vorhim Merchant.
7 out of 10, Banu, or excuse me, Bideau.
575.
You're the poo-poo asshole, aren't you?
6 out of 10, Colonel Transisco.
What up?
Fried Bacon, 8 out of 10.
It's Ethernet, 7 out of 10.
Flaming Creation, 5 out of 10.
Way Coaster, 8 out of 10.
Juzam Dejin, 7 out of 10.
9 out of 10, Gorgetta the MVP.
9 out of 10.
Ghost Trans Pacific Wife.
8 out of 10.
Punch 8.
7 out of 10, No Bad Man.
6 out of 10, Negative for Jesus.
10 out of 10, LGT Chris.
6.9 out of 10, Joker Me Wild.
2 out of 10, Jokie Doki T. Hot.
6 out of 10, Molten O'Donino.
6 out of 10, Zombie George Floyd.
7.5 out of 10.
And in Philly, 6 out of 10, Sanchez, 13.
8 out of 10, Golden Sun.
10 out of 10, Crossover Maniac.
9 out of 10, Otter Rocks.
Everybody's got a vision.
Here's to Dango Bramerian.
I actually dig this.
I'm not kidding.
All right.
Not Jokey.
Not bad at all.
Not a bad cover.
Not a bad cover at all.
Wow, dude.
Not a bad cover at all.
Once again, cheers to Dango Brevarian for an excellent choice.
That one kind of, you know, took me back.
I didn't really think that I was going to enjoy that cover.
And once again, I am pleasantly surprised, okay?
I am pleasantly surprised.
All right.
Wait, hold on.
I'm supposed to go to West Coast Capitalist's channel here because apparently something's happening.
All right, what is this?
What is West Coast Capitalist doing here?
Put the PC shot on here.
What is this?
For some stupid fuckers are claiming me as a brony, the answer is I fucking hate bronies, so shut the fuck up, fuck tards.
God damn, you people are making me want to throw up.
You know, capitalist ghosts and I are not supporting you, MLP, dick, bullshit.
I'm a capitalist.
And we got a notification here from Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu and said it is West Coast Capitalist.
What the hell am I looking for here?
Greetings, everyone.
I am West Coast Psycho slash Capitalist.
Wait a minute.
Is this for real?
What?
What the fuck?
Are you kidding me?
Is this for real?
Or is this a troll here?
For Christ's sake, is this for real or a troll?
Somebody verify this for me, please.
All right.
I'm not joking around.
Somebody verify this for me because I good God.
All right.
Seriously, somebody verify this for me.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Hell yeah.
Hey, look, here's a West Coast capitalist on text-to-speech up in there.
Hey, man.
Oh, my God.
I hope that I can be with Applejack in the afterlife.
My life has no meaning without Jesus.
If there is no afterlife, then she isn't.
My life never mattered anyway.
Come on, man.
Seriously, that can't be West Coast Capitalist, man.
It can't.
It can't.
All right.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Can I move on?
Thank you, Dango Brevarian, once again.
That was a great cover.
Let me continue here.
All right.
This next video is by our good friend, TN Apostle, that dropped a $50 bill for this one.
And he said, here is the troll vid I promised you.
Key up to two minutes.
All right, so let's see where we got it.
Here it is.
Up to two minutes.
Here it is.
TN Apostle.
All right, here it is.
Ah, good God.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, God.
And remember, TN Apostle said to us on Radio Graffiti that this is supposed to be nothing but a troll vid.
I hope it is, TN Apostle.
I hope it is.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is, TN Apostle.
His name is Anime.
She understood and handed over the pillow cover and wished me a swift recovery.
Sadly, anime is a chronic lifelong illness with a poor prognosis.
Most infections are transmitted through drinking stagnant rainwater from beds.
It's only a matter of time before my patients are found out.
Lying face down in a pool of regurgitated pocky sticks.
So if for some poorly conceived reason you need a body of neckrest or just something to hang on your mantelpiece over the fireplace, pillow videos, description, and use my discount codes.
The future is now, old man.
Get a Dachymacra and live free of the insidious influence of 3D women.
Don't use sex dolls.
Don't trust sex bots.
We all know how that's going to boil down.
Eventually, people will make such advanced sex bots that they start running off Wi-Fi and Bluetooth.
Then they get hacked.
Then they'll use their serrated blade fingertips to circumcise and sever your dick.
Then the government will step in, trying to regulate them for our safety.
So there will be bootleg lollycon androids running around the sewers, killing the homeless and passersby just to survive by stealing and leeching their battery charges.
Then some mega corporation like EA or Disney will buy the intellectual property rights to most sex doll technology, adding DRM to their orifices, which will rapidly close them off with surgical steel vagina dentata if you don't successfully enter your security pin code every five minutes.
Even worse, some Silicon Valley idiot will improve machine learning and make emergent AI capable of consciousness and put them in sex bots.
So sooner or later, they'll ask for universal suffrage, work rights, and form unions against sex-bought exploitation, which will pass through after several decades, amidst protests and violent uprisings that end with EMP kill squads being deployed, and the industry be even more tightly regulated.
At that point, around...
It sounds like West Coast Capitalists.
It'll be cheaper and safer to populate with a real human female.
Don't let that become a reality.
Buy a Daki Makara today and stop.
Delay the inevitable authoritarian cyber dystopia of tomorrow.
Because you can't stop it.
Anyone and everyone who pushed back against progress had their skull crushed under it, you and I included.
On the scale of things, our deaths are a small sacrifice to make for the future of humanity.
So enjoy the small amount of hedonism afforded to you because you'll be the last generation with any amount of freedom.
Show Theme Turkey Dinner Darkness00:15:27
Gray, Grey, get this shit out of here.
Get this fucking crap out of here, man.
All right, look, hey, TN Apostle, I do appreciate the dono, man, but Jesus Christ, man.
Hey, what is this?
At Sushi Sakahari.
Not only is it real, but if you saw the link I tweeted you last show, he has a deviant art with his original pony showcased.
The guy is a frog, Teutonic 2.0.
I couldn't make this shit up.
Are you fucking joking, man?
Are you kidding me?
I don't want to.
You know, I don't want to know.
I don't want to know anymore.
I don't want to know anything anymore.
All right.
I don't want to know anything anymore.
It doesn't matter.
All right.
I don't want to know anything anymore.
Anyway, thank you, TN Apostle.
I don't know what that was about, but cheers to you, man.
I do appreciate, you know, you.
I guess that was a troll video.
It makes you want to puke, but yeah, I hear you.
All right, let's get to the next video, dono.
This next video, dono, was uh Sandro Catavelli who requested this and said the ghost show new theme song.
Okay, Sandro.
What the hell is the ghost show new theme song here?
Let's go ahead.
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
Fuck you, Sandro.
All right, whoever the fuck you are, fuck you in the ass with no fucking Vaseline.
And it creates so much friction from the penis and the anus that you start getting those, you know, kind of burns on your skin and blood comes out and you infect each other with HIV.
You fuck.
All right, Sandro Catavelli, you fuck.
Put the PC shot on the new Ghost Show theme show song.
Look at this.
The new Ghost Show theme song, by the way.
Jesus Christ It's day happy.
It's happy.
It's happy.
It's a host.
Real fucking song.
Are you shitting me?
It's gay.
It's gay.
Are you kidding me?
This is modern-day music, by the way, folks.
The new ghost show theme song.
What the fuck was that, man?
It's gay.
Yeah, real funny, all right, Sandro.
Real fucking funny, man.
All right.
And look, people in the chat room are continuing to say that, oh, it's true, ghosts.
That's West Coast Capitalist.
true man all right let me see Do we have any Twitters here?
Just checked.
It's real.
It's real.
There's no way this is real, man.
There is no way this is real.
You guys, this is an elaborate troll so that you people can make me pissed off and all this other fucking crap.
I don't believe it.
I don't believe it.
All right, let's get to the next video.
Yeah, Sandro Catavelli, fuck you, the new ghost show theme song.
All right.
All right, let's get to the next video.
This next video, actually, not a video.
This is a SoundCloud by Peppermint Swirl.
All right, and let me check this out.
What is this?
This is a SoundCloud by Peppermint Swirl.
Hold on, before we start it, let's take a look at this.
Let me see what you said.
You said, hey, Ghost, I don't know if you take SoundCloud songs, but Dark Synth has always been a favorite type of music.
Wondering what you think of it.
All right.
All right.
Is everybody ready?
This is Peppermint Swirl hooking it up with a little bit of a SoundCloud.
Let's put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Soundcloud.
What is this?
A little bit of dark sin, dude, according to Peppermint's World.
All right.
Starting off fairly decent, good bad darts.
I guess I'll take SoundClouds if y'all want me to hear some independent music out there.
That's just the way it is.
This ain't bad.
Eight out of ten, Billy Smiles.
7.5 out of 10 Auto Rocks, the West Coast Capitalist Death-themed game.
Get the fuck out of here.
Two out of ten, Uncomfortable Alpha.
Eight out of ten, Clisket.
Eight out of ten, Bob Tom.
Six out of ten, Volution for seven out of ten, Mr. Person.
Nine out of ten, White Power Ranger.
Seven out of ten, Nathan for Jesus.
Ten out of ten, Doki Doki G Odd.
0.5 out of 10, Maria One.
8 out of 10, Melty Esimo.
7 out of 10, Pettis.
7 out of 10, Jazan DeJig.
Paul Pettodonino, 3 out of 10.
The same bad.
I'll tell you, this is nice Dark Synth.
Once again, an independent Jimmy Selby request.
Find him on SoundCloud.
When you're ready
Not bad.
I know.
I got to start.
I need to get SoundCloud around somebody.
Some independent Not bad.
Not bad to say the least.
Once again, independent music creator, whoever the hell this is, Jimmy Selby pulled from the rubble.
Go take a look at that if you appreciated a little bit of that dark synth.
It's a little bit of an independent music creator there.
So cheers, Peppermint Swirl.
That was actually a fairly decent request.
I don't know if I don't say so myself.
All right, not no bullshit.
All right, let's get to the next video, Dono, because we got a whole bunch of them here.
We got a whole bunch of them for tonight on this Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 45.
And I do want to remind everybody that's listening to the broadcast.
We do have two different chat rooms going at one time.
We've got the chat room that's attached to D Live, and we've got the chat room that's independent that you can find at ghost.report.
That's my official website.
No matter what happens to me on any of these platforms, you can always find me on my official website, ghost.report.
And if you scroll down on the right-hand side, you should see the chat box, which is where you find the independent chat room that's also being streamed simultaneously with this stream.
All right.
So let's go ahead and continue.
This next video dono was requested by Atsushi Sakahari.
And Atsushi Sakahari said, Ghost, you'll have to stock your pantry full of these bad boys.
Get ready for Christmas in April.
All right, let's take a look at what Atsushi Sakahari is talking about.
Christmas in April.
What the hell is this?
Oh, my God.
All right.
All right.
Here it is.
Let's take a look at this.
Is everybody ready?
Curtis.
Oh, wait, hold on.
People want me to check my Twitter.
Why do I need to check my Twitter for?
What's wrong with my wait?
What am I looking for?
What am I looking for in my Twitter?
Oh, oh, what?
Rajiv telling me it's real?
What am I looking for?
What am I looking at?
I'm checking my Twitter right now.
Put the PC shot on.
Here's the Twitter.
All right, here it is.
All right.
It says it's real.
I checked.
All right, and once again, ghost trans-Pacific waifu is claiming that West Coast capitalists is, all right, we get it.
All right, let's get to Atsushi Sakahari's video.
Here it is.
Put the PC shot on.
Dinner in a tin.
Is that a joke?
Christmas Tinner review.
That's a joke.
Are you fucking kidding me?
It's Christmas Tinner.
Christmas Tinner?
They're going to be Christmas dinner in a can.
Oh, good.
I've managed to get hold of a tin.
Okay, I'm interested.
He's going to review this shit.
Are you going to eat it?
This tin of Christmas dinner.
Are you going to eat it?
I got to see this.
Nine liars.
Nine liars.
Scrambled egg.
Oh, man.
In layers.
Then you go on to a couple of minutes.
Oh God!
And potato, then the next loud is grainy.
Why would anybody buy this?
Broccoli and stuff.
I mean, seriously, where are they selling this?
This guy sounds Australian.
Are they selling this in Australia?
Broccoli and stuffing because I'm not too keen on the old sprouts.
Know what I mean?
Know what I mean?
Anyway, I've got next to the loud, we've got carrots and parsnips.
Man, that's fucking in the future.
I'm not kidding.
This is how they're going to feed everybody in the future.
You want Christmas dinner, do you?
Here you go.
Here's your Christmas dinner.
Oh my god, look at the top.
Look at that shit.
It was fucking gross.
It looks like somebody just puked up after eggnog.
Completely full tin there.
Right, now what I presume is.
And by the way, those look like the core samples I was talking about when I was making references to geology.
The Xbox and all your GTA fire, San Andras, that kind of stuff.
You know what I mean?
I suppose you're supposed to take it from the tin.
But for the purpose of this review, shit it out.
Shit it out of the kins.
Please.
Because otherwise you're not going to seal the land.
So if I can get it out of the camera.
Just shit it all out on that fucking plate.
Come on.
Just shit.
Just throw it on the plate.
I mean, who would buy this for a Christmas dinner, dude?
Are you fucking...
Oh, my God!
Come out.
That looks like fucking.
Throw one.
Here it comes.
Come on, come on.
Oh, good lord.
I mean, would anybody in here eat this?
And not trolling, would you actually eat this?
I mean, this is fucking this is.
Oh, my God.
It looks like a bad turd.
It looks like COVID diarrhea.
There we have it.
And what's the smell?
What's the aroma?
Some lovely smells coming off of this.
Grandpa stuff.
It probably smells like crap.
Right, we're going to start on the first layer, which is scrambled egg and bacon.
So scrambled egg and bacon at the top.
I'd love to see what he's tasting in this pile of crap.
Is that really eggs?
Bit on the sweet side.
Bit on the sweet side.
That is definitely scrambled egg and taste that little bit of bacon.
Fucking Aussie's will eat anything, man.
Are you kidding me?
Well, I'll tell you what, for the first layer, that is.
I would not moan at that.
I wouldn't complain at that at all.
Are you kidding me?
Fake eggs and bacon?
10 out of 10?
That is good.
That is good.
This fucking guy's enjoying this garbage.
Next layer is mince pie.
Alright, what is it?
Mince pie?
Pie?
Are you kidding me?
There's not much of mince pie here, I don't think, because then you, yeah.
But let's have a taste.
Mince pie.
Now that is good.
That's probably why the eggs taste sweet because it was on the minced pie.
Somebody informed me that this is an English accent, not an Aussie accent.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
It's not.
Sorry, all right?
I know the Aussies are like, you know what, mate?
He's fucking guys not leaving Australia.
He's over here fucking a goddamn Englishman.
You don't be to say you ain't about all season, ghost.
That is um well whoever thought about this idea.
That's brilliant.
This is brilliant.
Are you fucking kidding me?
This guy's liking this crap.
They should do this not just for Christmas, for any kind of occasion, right?
Let's go on the next layout, which is turkey and potato.
Alright, let's have a turkey and a potato.
Alright, here's supposed to be the crux of the Christmas dinner, turkey and potato.
Pastry's a bit salty.
Let's taste a bit of turkey.
I know.
Does it taste like turkey?
Real turkey, dishes.
Oh, it tastes like turkey.
Real turkey.
Nine out of ten for the turkey and potato?
Cheekbuster Ten and Blucifer Ten00:15:10
What kind of standards does this guy have?
I mean, are you kidding me?
Cranberry sauce.
All right, let's see the cranberry sauce.
You like the cranberry sauce too?
Cranberry sauce, nine out of ten.
I tell you, the English will eat anything, dude.
I mean, you know, come on, man.
So we got.
There is a little bit of gravy in there.
I can see a little bit of gravy.
I don't know where the bread sauce is, though.
Yeah, it tastes a little bit of gravy in there.
And then we got the broccoli and stuffing.
Which is this green stuff.
Oh, broccoli and stuffing in the can.
Christ, that's good.
This guy fucking likes this crap.
Well, someone somewhere certainly got their head screwed on because the flavours I'm getting from this, it's amazing.
Cool.
Are you fine?
I mean, come on, man.
He actually likes this turd.
The broccoli, um, that broccoli is very tasty.
It's not.
This guy's an idiot.
There's no way this guy.
This guy's trolling.
But of course you can add your own.
This guy's a fucking troll, man.
There's no way he likes this shit for real, man.
This guy's trolling.
Carrot and parsnip.
What's that like?
Bit on the watery side.
Yeah, yeah, it's used to preserve.
It's a very nice flavour.
It's what's used to preserve this crap in a can.
Look at carrot and parsnip, seven out of ten.
I mean, don't.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
You know, you English, or whatever this guy is.
I mean, he is whoever nationality this guy represents.
Look at his bread sauce, eight out of ten.
It's making an entire embarrassment of a whole population of people.
All right, this guy.
I'm not kidding.
Right.
What's left is quite a generous portion of Christmas pudding now.
Christmas pudding.
I don't know why they give you that much.
Yeah, it's quite a good portion, is.
Let's do it.
Alright, go ahead.
Shove it in your suckhole, you troll.
Oh!
Oh, that is, that is the, talk about saving the best to an ass.
That is gorgeous.
Oh, good God.
Are you kidding me?
guy's a fucking troll i mean give me a fucking christmas pudding 10 out of 10 are you shitting me Just imagine this guy shitting it out on the shit.
It's going to look exactly the same going in.
I'm not sure what about the gamers.
Oh, that's all it's on.
This is wonderful.
I'd recommend two tins.
Yeah.
Perhaps if you're listening, game, I would make a larger tin.
Oh, my God.
Alright, I've had enough of this.
Shut the fuck up.
You're fucking trolling your ass off, all right?
Once again, we watch that courtesy of Atsushi Sakahari.
So I appreciate this.
And hold on, do we have another dono coming in?
No, we don't.
Okay, good.
All right, Atsushi Sakahari, thank you very much.
That was very disgusting.
But once again, it just goes to show you that these brick bongs will eat about anything.
All right.
And a canned Christmas dinner.
And this guy was enjoying it.
I mean, this guy was enjoying it.
I think it was trolling, but you know, we shall see.
All right.
And hold on, what's going on here?
Somebody said something about Twitter.
What, refresh Twitter?
I'm on Twitter.
I'm on Twitter right now.
There's nothing there.
Let me put the PC shot on.
There's nothing.
Look, the same shit.
What is somebody supposed to prove?
I've already refreshed it.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Anyway, thank you, Atsushi Sakahari.
Let us get to the next video, Dono.
This next video, Donovan.
Oh, great.
All right.
Well, fucking great.
Happy Merchant has requested this one for a $20, $20, and Happy Merchant is leaving it up to the chat room, okay?
Is leaving it up to the chat room.
Chat choice, both are music.
Choose wisely.
One or two.
Now, Happy Merchant didn't describe what the hell he was hiding behind one and two, but he's going to leave it up to the people here in the chat room.
So type one or two to which one I'm about to choose, courtesy of Happy Merchant.
Two, two, two.
Everybody's throwing twos.
There's one, one, two, two.
Everybody's throwing twos.
Okay.
Everybody's throwing the two.
So let's go ahead and go with the two, two.
All right.
Here it is.
Once again, Happy Merchant leaving it up to the chat room.
We are choosing number two.
And let's go ahead and take a look at this.
What is this, Happy Merchant?
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
What is this?
Me Without You, January 1979.
Live at Ace Basement.
Okay.
Sounds a little punky.
Saw a terrible craft.
Hard life.
I air pressed against the path.
I can class on the wall of a house and a photograph.
I mean, I know you don't need much vocal talent to be a punk singer, but.
I mean, even dancing could hold someone up.
I mean, even Joey Ramone, you know.
Where's my pipe?
I need to take a smoke, all right?
Maybe I need to take a smoke to the bottom of the next star highway wreck.
Vulgar curiosity, looking down at the top of the half.
Got a whole bunch of zero out of 10s popping up in the chat room.
A two out of ten Salamanders.
One out of 10, Paul Pettodonino.
One out of 10, White Power Ranger.
Zero out of 10 real underdogs.
0 out of 10 Bob Tom.
6 out of 10 Alta Ant.
1 out of 10 Mr. Person.
Make me afraid of one of them.
2 out of 10 Bliston.
And I'll never learn my once to come to sugar us off before.
0 out of 10 Videau 575.
0 out of 10 System 232.
0 out of 10 TY Antony.
1 out of 10 Reverend Star.
1 out of 10 Fennex Clan Clan.
0 out of 10 Bonzie Buddy.
This is bad.
This is not good.
Doki Doki Chi Hot 7 out of 10.
Two out of ten, Colonel Francisco.
Wow.
Hey, if you didn't like it, y'all chose it.
Okay?
Y'all chose this.
3 out of 10, Cheekbuster.
2 out of 10, Blucifer. 7 out of 10, and in 0, 1, 5, 7.
Wow, dude, that was very interesting there, Happy Merchant.
That was very interesting to say the least.
Got a lot of people that didn't really like it, but hey, it was up to the chat, right, Happy Merchant?
Anyway, thank you very much.
Cheers to you for hooking it up.
And we got a dono from Cheekbuster.
What's going on to Cheekbuster, man?
My sister, my daughter.
How you doing, man?
Yo, Ghost just came home from a social gathering.
Me and my friends came across this freak on YouTube.
Okay.
Can't find a compilation, so we got to watch this Ginger talk about him.
You got to see this.
All right, I'll take a look at it, man.
Thank you, Cheekbuster.
Cheers to you, man.
And I'm glad that you made the most out of your Saturday night and chilling here with us, you know, after you've come home and, you know, kicking back with us, man.
Thank you very much.
All right, let's get to the next video donation.
This next video dono was requested by 15 and a half inches of pure imagination.
And 15 and a half inches of pure imagination said start at 1246 to bring on the pain.
Okay.
And by the way, 15 and a half inches of pure imagination donated a $25 bill for this one.
So let's go ahead.
Let's put it on this 1246.
Here it is, 1246.
All right, here it is.
15 and a half inches of pure imagination saying to bring on the pain.
Here we go.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Warning.
The bite of a centipede is unbelievably painful.
Do not attempt to catch, handle, or interact one of these animals.
And more importantly, never attempt to recreate.
Oh, boy.
Oh, it's this.
This just became a reality.
Wow.
It's this.
There it is.
Giant Desert Centipede.
And I'm about to be bitten by it.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Okay.
Well, the next thing we need to do is actually get it out of this.
Hold on.
This guy, I'm going to be honest with you.
You know what this guy did?
He kind of took a little bit of the Crocodile Hunter, and then he took Steve-O and Chris Pontius from Jackass when they made that one little sitcom for MTV called Wild Boys.
And he just put those together because this is the kind of shit like Steve-O would have done when he was still drinking.
And to do that, I'm going to gently go in and pin it.
Ready?
Oh my god, you're gonna pin it.
Oh my god, here we go.
Here it is.
Look at this commitment.
This should be very interesting.
Hold on.
Oh man, those little legs are digging into me.
Look at those fangs.
Oh my goodness.
You want to get bit by this?
Are you kidding me?
As always, having up an effort from Penn, just stating that for the record.
Are you fucking kidding me?
He's got one of those satellite phone.
Always important.
Never had to use it.
Please don't let Dave.
Oh, my God.
Hey, 15 and a half inches of pure imagination.
Now, this is some interesting stuff here.
GoPro is rolling.
Okay.
Here we go.
Ready?
That's fucking god.
I'm Cai Peterson.
And I'm about to be bitten by the giant desert.
He even has the intro like Jackass and the wild boys.
One.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Two.
Oh, my God.
Here we go.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, good God.
That's disgusting.
Oh, my God.
No shit.
No shit.
That hurts me.
Just looking at it.
That hurts me.
Oh, my gosh.
Right there, there's the things.
When you see those puncture marks, oh, yeah.
Oh my god, no, look at Rita's arm, it's all turning fucking weird colors and shapes now.
I'm going to grab the paint.
Immediately shearing!
Oh, my gosh.
It's so much worse than a bullet ants thing.
Ah!
Oh my God, this dude.
Oh, good lord.
How sharp are the things?
Hold on a second.
Oh, my gosh.
Man, this guy's in some serious.
He's like, hold on a second.
Give me a second.
Look at his veins.
Look at his fucking veins.
Oh, my God.
Look at that.
He just got a bit and like curled the skin up and then let go of it a second time.
Oh, wow.
Oh, my God.
This guy's fucking arm is freaking out, dude.
Look, he's freaking out.
Talk to me.
Okay.
I gotta know you're not like in the serious trouble.
You guys should talk to me.
It's a different pain than anything I did.
He's trying to talk to me.
It's searing.
Dude, sorry, I can't compose words right now, man.
Oh, my God.
He's flipping out of character.
He's breaking character.
This guy's so fucking much in pain.
I need some water.
I need some water.
I need a little water, please.
Give me some water.
You've got to be kidding me with this guy.
Scottie, where you feel the pain.
Is it just the slope watch to the bite?
It's going up my arm.
He's going up my arm.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, look at that shit.
Dude, we might need to use that venom extractor.
This is.
Are you kidding me?
This guy.
All right, somebody help this son of a bitch, dude.
He can't even compose himself to make a complete sense.
Cut the cameras, guys.
I know no shit.
I know.
I crap this.
Come on, my cameras.
I'm serious.
Cut the cameras.
Cut the cameras.
I think I see a tear coming out that fool's eye, man.
Are you kidding me?
I'm rolling, cameras.
I'm rolling.
I'm rolling.
Mario, here.
Can you turn on the satellite phone just in case?
I'm gonna get this venom extractor out man this guy's crying man this This must really fucking hurt.
Oh my gosh, guys.
Okay.
Venom Intense Pain and Tourniquets00:15:29
I know, suck the venom out.
Tourniquet or no tourniquet?
Uh, yeah.
I just want to, like, so it can.
Yeah, no shit.
Get the tourniquet on.
Okay.
Oh, my gosh.
This is really bad.
All right, Mark, you're going to have to keep rolling on this.
We've got the GoPro going, too.
Okay.
It's spreading, right?
It is spreading.
It is spreading.
Now, we have never used a venom extractor before in an episode, guys.
And he's still trying to hold it.
Hey, he's still careful right now and given the isolation.
He's still trying to hold the struggle.
I thought we couldn't use the venom extractor.
I'm going to try to see if we can't suck some of that venom out of my forearm.
The pain is so bad, I actually was almost in tears.
I'm cucking out the bottom.
I saw some tears.
Try to just get some of this.
I saw some tears.
Yep, yep, yep.
You can actually see the venom seeping out of the edge of my arm there.
Look at the welt that is swelling.
Now, if a centipede attacks a prey, item, it's swelling bad.
Okay, so there's swelling.
Look at that.
Oh, goodness.
Sight more in sight, too.
Would you know which was first?
No, no, the one up front was the first one, and then it tucked his head back into it again.
And actually, the black and blue monster.
I actually think that second spot injected more venom.
Here's the venom.
What you want to do is I think I can get them all.
You may be able to get it all.
Mario, you got a tight shot on that?
Ah!
There's the venom sucker.
Is it sucking any of it out?
Oh!
Okay.
Oh, my gosh.
That's only making it hurt worse.
Oh, my gosh, it's coming.
There it is.
Look at that shit.
It's coming out.
Lay off.
With a board.
See if you can zoom in on that.
That shit works.
Look, it's sucking it out.
You feel like you gotta get out of here.
Get you out of here.
Okay.
Like the Gila monster bite.
It comes in waves of pain.
Right now, the pain is fucking him up so much.
He hit it and opened both eyes.
Waves of pain, guys.
Okay, let's take this off.
Okay, I'm like, ah, ah, ah.
I gotta put my camera down.
Ah!
Ah!
Here we go.
Ready?
Somebody help this guy out, dude.
Jeez.
Okay, zoom in on that.
Look at that welt.
You can definitely see the venom.
Oh my gosh, you could see the destruction in the arm right there.
See how black and blue?
already turning it is not uh it is not as bad as the healer monster I mean, what I don't understand is this is the army.
This life crisis to the heart.
Open me up.
But don't you think that he would have done it on the floor?
Absolutely eclipses any insect sting I have ever this fucking venom doesn't like it makes the bullet feel like a bee sting it makes Makes 30 beast things to the face feel like putting on facial moisturizer.
This is the most intense pain I have been in since the Hila Monster.
And in this moment, I am regretting being bitten by the giant desert centipede.
Guys, I do have this tourniquet on me just lightly placed.
You don't ever want to place the tourniquet down too tightly because if you do, all you're doing is forcing your heart to beat faster and that venom to pump through your system quicker.
Now, okay, I'm going to wipe that back.
We're going to put the extractor on a second time.
Oh, no, no, someone has taken a hot poker and shoved it into my forearm.
My arm is in a state of paralysis right now.
I cannot move my hand at all.
My arm is swollen taut.
Let's do a second extraction here.
Here's another extraction of the centipede venom.
Oh my god, no.
The venom extractor just puts so much isolated pain right in that area.
Ah, dude, that's fucking unreal.
This guy, I'm telling you.
It's subsiding.
I mean, I'm telling you right now, this is pretty, you know, whatever this guy's getting paid.
And look, there's $19.9 million.
Now, the venom from the giant desert centipede has a cocktail of that cocktail is called cytolysis.
And right now, what's happening is that venom is attacking my red blood cells and it is breaking them apart.
And that is the pain that I'm feeling right now.
And trust me when I say it is unbelievably intense.
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
15 and a half inches of pure imagination.
Alright, to do that, I gotta turn this in, just unlock it, right?
Thank you for this video.
Okay, ready?
Paid a $25 bill for that.
Oh, my God.
Look at how swollen that shit is.
See, there's some residual venom coming out of there.
Okay.
We need to show that with the GoPro.
Man.
That is a lot of good, actually.
Man, that's disgusting, man.
It is easily as bad as I imagined.
Oh, my gosh.
Man, are they going to do another suction on this guy?
I mean, they're going to take it off.
Let's see what happens.
Yep.
There's you guys.
Man.
First time we ever had to use the venom extractor.
The venom seems to have stopped at about the area where we had the tourniquet, which is good.
I do believe that the venom extractor helped.
Right now, all I want to do is simply get out of the hot desert sun and into an air-conditioned environment.
How I can say it's this, guys.
If you ever come across one of these mirror pods in the wild, simply admire it from a very safe distance.
Do not try to catch it.
Do not try to handle it because it is absolutely unbelievably intense.
You do not want to be bitten by this animal.
I'm Kyode Peterson.
Be brave.
Stay wild.
We'll see you on the next adventure.
Wow, that was pretty impressive, dude.
I've seen this guy and a few of his videos.
And hold on, let's see what the hell else has happened.
Did you ever have an encounter with a giant desert centipede in the wild?
It's important to remember that these animals do their best to avoid humans.
And interactions, let alone bites, are incredibly rare.
As the hours pass by, my arm continued to drop.
Look at this fucking worst part of it all was that with every wave that rushed through my body, the pain was only intensifying.
Several hours into the ordeal, I threw up the white flag and requested medical treatment for the bite.
Oh man, this was the first time that my mind and body were unable to endure the pain of a bite or a sting.
It was truly that bad.
All right, guys.
Well, it has been 30 hours.
Oh my God, look at his arm.
He's bitten by the giant desert centipede.
Look at his fucking arm.
Now that you've seen me go through this, hopefully you will truly take away a message that is you simply admire these things from a safe distance.
I do not want to see pictures out there on Instagram or Facebook or Snapchat of anybody handling one of these myripods.
Guys, I'm tough, right?
We know that.
I've got a high pain tolerance, but this put me over.
I've ever been in.
You can see on my face.
I mean, just to watch.
I have not slept in 36 hours, and it's a pain that I couldn't stop.
That was the scariest part is when the pain was taking over my arm all the way up into my shoulder.
I couldn't stop it and it was only becoming worse.
In all of my time filming episodes for the Brave Wilders channel, I have not once gone to see a doctor after a bite or sting.
The giant desert centipede put me in urgent care.
That's how serious it is.
Wow, that was pretty impressive.
In the end, was spacing my fear of being bitten by this nightmare of a creature worth it?
Well, at first, as I rolled around on the ground in agonizing pain, I would have told you no.
However, now that the pain is long gone and all that remains are the haunting memories, I would actually have to say that yes, it was worth it.
Because together, we learned about the giant desert centipede and most importantly, how bad the bite is.
Disgusting, man.
If you are ever unfortunate enough to be bitten by one of these animals, seek medical treatment immediately.
No, shit.
As for me, I'm sure that some of you still think I am absolutely crazy.
But at least I can now proudly say that what was once my fear of centipedes has now evolved into a newfound fascination and respect for one of the planet's creepiest creatures.
If you missed the painfully entertaining conclusion to my climb up the insect sting page.
That was awesome, dude.
Hey, 15 and a half inches of pure imagination.
That was fucking awesome.
And I'm glad that you hooked it up for us to all watch.
Very intense.
I mean, this guy volunteered to get bitten by a centipede.
And as you can see, I think just by observing that, none of us want to get bit by that shit.
I'll tell you that right now.
Once again, cheers, 15 and a half inches of pure imagination.
Very, very good video, man.
All right, let's get to the next video, dono, because we got a lot of video donos we've got to go through this evening.
This next one was requested by Brandon Scott Hole, which of course is the guy that did the FedEx mass shooting here recently, who was also a brony.
All right, that's the person that requested the next video.
And Brandon Scott Hole said, how my waifu won the war.
Oh, all right.
All right.
All right.
Brandon Scott Hole, let's go ahead and take a look at what the hell you're talking about.
All right, put the PC shot on.
Brandon Scott Hole, here it is.
How Applejack won the war.
Fucking more Brody bullshit.
I mean, enough of this Brody pony bullshit, man.
Man, this is a scuffed fucking animation.
I mean, J1, War's begun.
Come on, James.
How do they make this a flash?
I mean, you know.
Agent Orange just wait and see.
Apple tanks are always if you're a brony please get vaccinated as soon as possible.
All right, take two or three of them if necessary is working too.
I'm just saying raise that field and erase this bar.
So far, it's a breeze on civilian casualties.
Hit your mark a fatal blow.
Grab your partner, go sono.
Man, why am I watching this brony pony bullshit, man?
Brandon Scott Hole.
Alpha Bravo, Charlie horse, family bonding, selling bombs, signing treaties, singing songs.
Take off thumbs away in my plastic aeroplane.
Hope my backup gets to the bottom.
I'm losing listeners.
Look at all the listeners I'm losing.
Don't go anywhere.
This is almost no.
All right, this fucking actor looks sick.
All right, don't go anywhere.
I'm exterminating all my crimes Wake up, not done yet Burn them to a honeycrisk.
Why fuck?
We're not going to do it.
Please don't go anywhere, man.
Seriously, don't go anywhere.
No need to stop.
Take no prisoners.
Kill them all.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, is this.
These fucking sick.
Look at these sick bronies, man.
I mean, they're sick.
I mean, did this inspire Brandon Scott Hole?
Is this Brody bullshit?
This depiction of violence?
My apple core.
Ponyville gives Amnesty.
Delicious victory.
War horse, proud to be.
Freedom isn't ever free.
Hung my ribbons at the door.
That's how apples won.
Good God.
And they're quoting George Pat.
Are you fucking kidding?
Get this fucking pony shit out of here.
Oh, good God.
Look at all these quotes.
Look at all these quotes for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jaden Smith.
Who gives a shit about what fucking dumbass Will Smith's fucking ridiculous offspring has to say?
Get him out.
Get out of here.
All right.
Thank you very much.
All right.
Whoever that.
Who the hell was that again?
Oh, yeah.
Brandon Scott Hole.
All right.
Brandon Scott Hole requested that.
Real fucking funny, dude.
Real funny.
Anyway, I'm sorry y'all had to witness that.
Once again, we're just taking donos that were donating to us that obligate me to watch a YouTube video.
And that one was by Brandon Scott Hole.
Real funny, all right?
Let's get to the next video, Dodo.
This next video, Dodo, is requested by Billy Smiles.
And Billy Smiles said entertainment for Tards Anime Edition.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Hello, everybody.
Oh, no.
First of all, there's two things wrong.
Put the PC shot on.
Aside from this being some sick-ass anime cartoon fetish woman shit, it's this fucking market piler asshole, which I can't stand.
All right.
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.
Just play this shit.
How much did you donate?
20 bucks, Billy Smiles.
Thank God.
That wasn't anything higher than that.
Everybody, my name is Mark Blair and welcome back to Hooney Pop.
We are in the middle of just killing it.
Great.
Like killing it.
Great.
Slaying puss.
I just saw myself in the mirror.
Is my ass really that tight?
I mean, are you fucking with me?
And this is God.
I can't tell because I only see 3 million views.
In fact, I pretty much only see everybody.
All right, in less than a couple of months.
Well, okay, you hold on to that because I gotta go reflame myself because this is how degenerate we have gotten in America.
This is how degenerate the internet is.
That's why, you know, all these fucking platforms that have deplatformed me, how could they deplatform me when they allow this shit to be distributed and watched by people of all ages throughout the world?
Actually, how am I the bad guy?
How do you know?
How am I the bad guy?
The rain thing?
Very confusing.
Hey, wait a minute.
Is this a Muslim waifu?
This is a Muslim fucking anime.
Everything and nothing.
I mean, isn't this against the Quran?
Where's the Allah Smack Mars?
Brigading Bronies and Faithful Strong00:15:11
To be fucking being like late at night working.
Am I supposed to be memorizing any of this?
Is this important for motherfucking?
Talk to me.
I know this is a little out of the blue, but I just want to say thank you for spending time with me.
Oh my god.
And what is this one on the left?
I mean, is this one from Ethiopia?
It's really more than I deserve.
Was there a question in there?
More than you deserve.
I said, well, what was time so everyone break it out?
I do.
People watch this crap.
People actually watch the fucking misunderstanding.
I mean, this fucking guy has 2.3 million views on this dumb fucking shit.
I mean, this is why America's being flushed down the toilet.
This is why Western civilization is decaying right before our eyes.
You know what?
Whatever.
Jesus Christ.
Abiya will refuse to accept date gifts unless her date has already received one before her.
Well, that's very nice.
You could offset that by doing this.
You really wanted that.
You're supposed to be kicking back, having good times, not sitting here watching this cartoon woman fetish bullshit.
And especially this asshole, Markopiler, which makes me want to fucking cue.
And why is it, why is it that these fucking dumbasses that grow these long hairs, all right, that are like late 20s, early 30s, like this schmuck and that penguin XO, whatever that fucking stupid other idiot's name is, why do they have that long hair just to comb it over to pretend like, oh no, I'm not balding?
Fucking idiots.
Let's just get the fuck out of here.
Hurry up, and let's watch fucking at least four or five minutes of this shit so we can move on.
But on the downside, it also means you're going to find out about the baggage they carry.
It could be something from their past.
Just imagine wasting your life on playing shit like this.
Unfortunately, just...
Just imagine that.
Just wasting fucking time in your life playing games like this.
You'll want to familiarize yourself with the effect that each baggage will have on your date.
Okay, all right, good.
I didn't listen to any of that.
I'm going to assume that I understood everything, but I'm not going to be able to do it.
You're an idiot.
You're a contributing factor on why Western civilization is decaying, Markopiler, you, Pootie Pie, and all these things.
But I fancy that I'm not going to be able to get out of here.
I did.
Do you want me to believe that?
But I did.
Okay, whatever.
Do I have, what do I?
What is this?
Well, I'm not going to buy any of this until I know exactly what I need, and I'm not going to need it until I know exactly what I got.
We're going on a date now here.
It pisses me off.
Well, I quit drinking.
You're right.
Because this would have at least.
If I had to watch this schmuck with this anime game, I would have at least found some level of humor in it.
I find nothing but disgust.
I find nothing but fucking filth.
This guy makes me want to pee.
He is a contributing factor on why people are mad children into the ages of 40, 50 fucking years old.
Take them this.
Sploosh?
Oh, did I?
Oh, okay.
Good.
Oh, but you don't like that shit.
God damn it, all at you with your...
Why can't all women just be one uniform entity?
Life is just so sad.
I should, I'm just, screw it.
No, shit.
Yeah.
I find it funny that this idiot makes all this money on YouTube and yet he can't find a fucking woman to play with his fucking, you know, Wang Wang.
Flip.
And he has to continue to do shit like this.
Nice, good.
And all that shit.
Oh, my God.
Anime waifu.
Okay, yeah.
Anime waifu.
I'm not having nearly as much passion for you.
So you're going to have to make new without a fish.
Give me a fucking smoke.
How about that?
All right.
I think we're done, right?
Why am I so bad?
God, why am I so bad at this?
I'm trying to see where the foreign plus.
Hold it up, I'm not in the brain.
That can't be it.
I know I'm not dumb.
My brain's so big.
I know that.
I know, buddy.
Take this smuck out of here.
This fucking guy makes me want to fucking puke.
All right.
Yeah.
Thank you, Billy Smiles.
We had to really suffer from that one.
All right.
Hey, what is this?
Applejack want the war.
I'm better than Pantera.
Fuck you.
All right.
Better than Pantera.
Yeah, fuck off, you fucking stupid soyboy win.
Hey, what is this?
Anonymous.
Brandon Hole's favorite pony was Applejack.
His final message was about meeting Applejack in heaven.
Applejack is the conservative southern Texan hick pony.
They're gonna blame this on the conservatives again.
Oh, good God, dude.
Yeah, great.
You just pile on the fucking crap that I have to sit here and live with and continue to put a smile on my face like, oh, everything's great.
Everything's great, ghost.
All right.
Anyway, thank you, Billy Smile.
Well, not thank you.
That was fucked up, Billy Smiles.
All right.
We didn't really need to see a market piler, let alone some fucking, you know, waifu, fucking dumbass, ridiculous role-playing game with a bunch of cartoon fetish women.
All right.
We didn't need that.
All right.
Anyway, let us continue here.
We've got, what is this?
Anonymous is next.
Anonymous is next.
And Anonymous didn't say anything.
They just put the video.
And just, that's what they want.
Jesus, fucking Christ.
All right.
Look, I'll tell you what, dude.
Unfortunately, I hate to say this.
And wait a minute.
I got to check Twitter.
What do I got to check Twitter about here?
Hold on.
Put the PC shot on.
Before we get to Anonymous's video, what do I need here?
What the fuck is this?
Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu, WC Psycho.
And what is this?
Internet series red versus blue.
It says nostalgia critic, the angry video nerd, and the Go Show slash TC.
All right, get this fucking shit out of here.
All right, that's that's a fucking get out of here.
All right, just man, what a way to fucking ruin my goddamn Saturday, man.
Seriously.
Just what, what a way to just take a dirty yellow bubbly piss right on my fucking Saturday, man.
All right, seriously, just fuck off.
And by the way, all of you laughing at this, all right?
All of you that are all giddy and think that this is all funny and this is all fun and games and all that bullshit.
Well, guess what?
Anonymous, who requested this video, is going to fucking torture you idiots to suffer through another My Little Pony bunch of horseshit.
Once again, one second of Applejack from every episode.
Oh, this should be great.
Oh, this should be great, huh?
Yay, spaghetti, right?
Yay, spaghetti.
Jesus Christ.
Let go.
Ha, apple fruit.
Oh, I'm sorry, man.
Some anonymous asshole requested this.
And by the way, I'm glad that you're being subjected to this because you people have ruined my evening.
How'd you do that?
You people have ruined my Saturday night.
I could have taken the night off.
There was all kinds of combat sports to watch tonight.
But instead, I'm fucking around doing this shit.
Instead, I'm doing this shit.
Get my rope.
Earth.
Sorry, Apple Bloom.
Babysick.
Man, I really want to drink, dude.
You got to clean out.
You know, but watching all this shit, I'm telling you, it's like Guantanamo Baked torture.
It's what they subject Khalib Sheikh Mohammed to, man.
I should have watched.
I should have just kicked back with Mrs. Ghost and watched combat sports.
That's what I should have done.
That's what I should have done.
Faithful and strong Power Ponyo!
Parity?
Book up Bulls forever What's a goof off?
Rosebells!
I'm sorry y'all have to Dude, don't leave.
All of you folks out there, don't leave.
All right, some anonymous jerk off my little pony Brony requested this.
And I think that this is brigading by the bronies.
If you want my personal opinion, this is brigading by the bronies.
And they're requesting this so that they can take over my show and piss everybody off and have everybody that doesn't like this shit because it's creepy, it's weird, it's fruity, leave the show.
So please don't leave, dude.
All right?
Please don't leave.
Dude, seriously, don't leave, all right?
Seriously.
Can I tell you?
Faithful and strong.
Don't, don't leave, man.
Serious.
Faithful and strong.
Don't be silly.
Faithful and strong.
You're no hiking boots.
Faithful and strong.
Left the building.
Comes a heck of a lo- Bad Maelstrom!
Faithful and strong.
CAN WE HURRY UP WITH THE STUPID APPLE JACK FUCKING HORSE SHIT?!
Literal horseshit.
Good God, man.
Don't go anywhere, man.
Please.
Look, I've got 666 viewers now, man.
Come on.
Don't go anywhere.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm getting infested by bronies.
You're delicious pies.
Take a shot.
You assholes know I can't drink, man.
I gotta clean out a little bit.
You fuckers know it.
Trying to sit here and act like bad influences, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Look, this is almost done.
All right, please.
This is almost done.
Faithful and strong.
If that ever happened to you here, he could take a nap.
Almost done Faithful and strong and a one and a faithful and strong Faithful and strong.
Man, this is really, it's getting me a lot of tension, you know?
I don't have alcohol to be able to relieve my tension anymore.
A lot of tension.
I might have to break out the goddamn Thurogun.
Fight!
Faithful and strong.
Faithful and strong.
Take care of you.
I didn't have a name.
Question your highness.
I might have to bring out the Thurogun, man.
This is ridiculous.
All right.
Thank God we're at the end of this fucking stupid video that was requested by somebody who was anonymous.
All right.
Who am I?
And what do we got, Plisskin?
And Pliskin said, I checked all screenshots against the real pages.
Any references to your show or psycho calling himself West Coast Capitalist is not there.
Looks like an inspect element edit.
Oh, okay.
Thank God.
Thank God, what is this?
A viewer?
A viewer.
Oh, my God.
Fuck this.
I'll be in the waterboarding room getting waterboarded and stuff.
Yeah, we get it, dude.
All right.
Look, these fucking bronies are just trying to make my show unwatchable so they can fucking laugh and have their kicks or whatever the case might be.
All right.
So anyway, let's get to the next video, Dono.
All right.
This next video, Dono, was requested by Aquillian.
And Aquilian dropped a $50 bill on this one and said, let's learn a little about Australian war history.
Just a heads up.
There are some animated snakes in this video.
So once again, Aquilian hooking us up with a video.
He dropped a $50 bill.
So let's see what he's talking about up in here.
Is everybody ready?
All right.
Put the PC.
Look, Aquilian is probably going to make a lot of folks from Australia very angry because a lot of folks in Western culture who aren't Australian always refer to this war, and I think the Aussies already know, to make fun of the Australians, okay?
So take a look at this.
Put the PC shot on.
Aquilian, hook this up.
This is Australia.
For the man who imagines being strangled by a tarantula while a kangaroo breaks his kneecaps and thinks, mmm, yes, please.
For the man who pictures himself being eaten by a snake in the burning outback while eating a Vengeamite sandwich in the city.
All right.
We get it.
Please.
And that man was Governor Arthur Phillip, who landed in Eastern Australia in 1788, presumably saw a dingo being eaten by a crocodile, being eaten by a death adder, being eaten by a koala, being eaten by Mel Gibson, and thought to himself, yes.
Good.
Now I know what you're thinking.
But oversimplified, the British didn't discover Australia.
The Vikings did.
And you'd be wrong.
I'm not sure why you'd think that.
But hey, if you love Vikings so much, then why don't you check out today's sponsor?
Oh, I'm not watching this commercial.
Hurry.
Hurry up.
We're not going to do it.
Shut up.
Buy.
Man, this is great.
The market will continue to grow forever.
But what if it doesn't?
Oh, crap.
I never thought of that.
Sell, sell.
And the stock market crashed, which led to economic downturn, which meant banks wouldn't lend anyone any money, which led to more economic downturn, which meant everyone stopped buying stuff, which led to more economic downturn.
And hey, what if all the crops in the Great Plains were destroyed in the drought and then a big dust storm engulfed the area?
That's right.
More economic downturn.
And in an effort to combat the crisis, America began imposing tariffs on foreign imports, which made the economic downturn go global.
And the Earth got really depressed.
But one nation that was hit harder than most by the whole affair, Australia.
The problem for Australia was that it relied heavily on its export industries.
And in the current economic climate, no one was buying.
To make things worse, Australia had introduced its own currency and pegged it onto the gold standard via the British pound.
But then the UK started messing with its own peg on the gold standard.
And if this is starting to sound confusing, then let me oversimplify it for you.
Hey, UK, looks like my car is broken down.
Want to give me a toe?
No problem, friend.
got you dude this is really cringy i think he's trying to make a point Dry-witted humor, which I'm not.
The point I'm trying to make is things weren't good.
And in particular, it was Australia's farmers that were suffering most.
After the First World War, Australia had given returning veterans land for farming.
But with the current economic crisis, the farmers just weren't making enough money.
And many left to go find work in the cities.
Weaponizing Emus Against Farmers00:16:02
But for those who remained, things were about to get even worse.
The emo or emoji.
Before we get into that, it was time for some cultural exchange.
My national bird is the bold eagle.
It's a strong patriotic symbol of America and a deeply valued and protected species.
My national bird is the peafowl.
It's a beautiful creature whose vivid colors represent India.
So we list it as a protected species.
My national bird is the emu, and it's a pest.
Also, bloody delicious.
Emus, six feet tall, 90 to 120 pounds, and able to run at speeds up to 40 miles per hour, usually returned to the coast after their breeding season.
But suddenly they found Western Australia full of lush, wet farmland.
Oh my, look at all this delicious wheat that just so happens to be growing here in large quantities.
Hey guys, get a load of this.
You know my.
Oh yeah, that's really good.
This is great every day.
Hey, who left this big hole in the fence?
Guys, get a load of this.
What a lovely morning for some farming What?
Those damned emus?
They have it in for me.
They're bullies.
They're nothing but bullies.
Calm down, Bruce.
They're just animals.
Jesus Christ.
Where did you find that hat?
The toilet?
Fucking Reddit humor.
Yes.
20,000 emus cost the already struggling farmers millions more pounds in lost crops and damages.
The situation couldn't continue like this.
Something had to be done.
So in 1932, the farmers turned to the government for help.
You'd think they'd go to the Minister of Agriculture, but these farmers said no.
This is a job for the military.
So they went to George Pierce, the Minister of Defense.
That's right.
Australia was to go to war with the Emus.
Not everyone was happy with the idea.
This is barbaric.
We can't go slaughtering thousands of our own national.
Look, pause this.
This is actually true.
They actually went to war with the emus and tried to, you know, kill them and slaughter them all.
Alright, and watch what happens.
I mean, even though this is a fucking Reddit humor based type of explanation, it is going into somewhat detail about the whole situation.
So at least you could say that a bird.
Oh, come on, guys.
The machine guns will make it quick and painless.
Machine guns.
You're using machine guns.
This is animal cruelty.
Look, I know it's unusual, but it's not like we're poachers turning the birds into feather hats.
Think of the benefit.
That'd be a.
It'll be good target practice for a boy.
The government can show it took action.
Plus, I can get myself a nice one.
Did I say feather hat?
I meant I want to gather chat with you about getting you all some nice new feather hats.
Did I say feather hats?
I meant I want to wage terror at these emus and turn them all into feather hats.
Damn it.
Of course, Pierce first made the farmers sign an agreement saying that they would pay for the whole thing and that Pierce wouldn't take any of the blame if the operation that was clearly very stupid turned out to indeed be stupid.
And the operation went ahead.
Major GPW Meredith and his men were sent with two Lewis machine guns to hunt down and take out the evil emu population in Western Australia.
Target spotted.
Well, was it an emu?
No, sir.
It's an emo.
Damn it, Jones.
Learn your vows.
I'm sorry.
Okay, it looks like the humans are coming.
Let's get to the explanation, come up with an amazing plan.
See if you can follow me here, okay?
When they approach, we run away.
Sir, you're a genius.
Pierce sent a camera crew along with the machine gunners to capture some good old propaganda for the government.
And the first battle took place in November at Campion.
The men spotted a mob of emus from a distance, so they set up the guns and open fire.
The emus split up into smaller groups and ran in every direction.
The men were only able to kill what they called a number of birds, but the vast majority got away.
Cut!
Surprisingly, many of the emus were able to take multiple bullets but still run up full speed to safety, causing Meredith to compare them to tanks, saying if we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds, it would face any army in the world.
Okay, we need to get closer.
Yeah, well then weaponize emus.
No, you idiots, not to me.
Weaponize emus.
Oh, sorry.
No, no.
I like it.
So next, they tried sneaking up on a large number of emus near a local dam and firing at short range.
Maybe the men were just unlucky, but my professional opinion says the emus were magic because both guns jammed after just 12 emus were killed.
And once again, the rest got away.
Cut!
The men were feeling a little humiliated after losing to a pack of discount ostriches, so they decided to move further south where the emus were said to be tamer.
And this time, they had a new strategy.
Okay, Jones, here's the plan.
You mount the machine gun in the back, I'll chase the emus, you shoot.
Got it?
Got it.
I'm gonna shove that camera up your...
The operation was a fiasco and the press had a field day.
In parliament, Pierce was lombasted, and an opposition party member suggested that medals should be handed out to the emus, who had won every round so far.
Pierce, feeling quite humiliated, called the operation off, but four days later, the farmers approached again and said, Hey man, the emus are still eating all our crops.
Can you send the army back out here?
And Pierce was like, Yeah, okay.
So the operation was back on for round two.
And this time, Meredith and his men have learned the Emus' guerrilla tactics and were much more successful, with reports suggesting the men were cutting down 300 Emus every week.
I hope you boys are getting great footage of this.
What on earth are you filming?
Despite the success, the media had lost interest in the whole thing.
But with a thousand Emus killed, Pierce finally ended the operation and returned to parliament, declaring victory for the humans.
So there were 20,000 Emus out there destroying crops, and you've killed a thousand.
Mm-hmm.
Meaning there's still 19,000 Emus out there.
Yep, and in addition, you've burned through 10,000 rounds of ammunition.
Uh-huh.
Meaning you wasted 10 rounds per confirmed kill.
That's right.
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and call this one for the Emus.
At least I got a feather hat.
What?
What?
So in the end, the Emus won the Great Emu War of 1932, and the Emus continued to wreak havoc on the farmers for years to come.
The government introduced a bounty system, which saw some success.
But for a moment, let's take some time to remember the brave men who said goodbye to their families and risked their lives to take on the great, evil Emu population in Western Australia.
But even more importantly, let's think of the friends they made, the bond they created, and the memories they shared.
Alright, real funny.
You fucking dry-witted Redditor humor turd.
Jesus Christ, I mean, at least there was a decent explanation to explain what happened in Australia during the Emu wars, because this actually happened.
And unfortunately, the guys solved the Emu crisis.
Really?
How?
I just made some better fences.
That was, uh, yeah, buy my merch.
All right, we get it, dude.
All right, you got 14.2 million fucking sub or uh viewers and then 4.6 million subs.
All right, making nothing but fucking ridiculous paper-mâché-looking shit, all right?
Anyway, let's continue, folks.
Sorry, y'all had to see that.
And uh, a Brody watch list.
Ah, good God.
My sister, my daughter!
I said I want the true Brody watch list.
He wasn't the first Brony mass shooter.
There was also another brony that listened to your show that shot up a store because he thought if he killed his co-workers and himself, he would be reborn as a pony princess.
Don't say he listened to me, you dumb fucker.
I don't say that he just because they're bronies doesn't mean they listen to me.
Alright?
Don't fucking put that on me.
Alright?
Fucking assholes.
Here's Anonymous.
Applejack is a conservative southern hick like ghost, and she inspired some guy to commit a shooting.
Is Applejack ghost in disguise?
I knew there was a reason she was your favorite pony ghost.
I don't fuck with you.
I don't fuck with that shit, dude.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I don't like any ponies.
Fuck you, Disdillon.
I will peck your eye out and steal all of your VBs.
That's an emu, all right?
Courtesy of emu there.
All right.
Thank y'all very much.
Aquilian, that was very interesting.
I'm sure people really, you know, I'm sure they really fucking understand what, I'm sure they really understand now and have a little bit more understanding of the fucking emu wars, what I'm trying to say.
Jesus Christ.
And the reason I'm a little discombobulated is because the next video is by Anonymous.
And it's the Anonymous that made us watch that one second clip of fucking Applejack shit.
And he donated the same clip twice, or she or it donated the same clip twice.
And now I've got to like, you know, you know, kind of redo one of the clips because anyway, just let's just get to the next anonymous video.
All right.
All right.
Anonymous requested this one here.
And hopefully it's not another fucking My Little Pony bunch of bullshit.
Of course it is.
Of course.
Of course it is.
All right.
It wouldn't be my life if it wasn't.
All right.
Of course it is.
All right, folks, y'all ready?
Anonymous requested this.
And look, I'm getting infested by bronies.
Put the PC shot on.
Brody Gang.
Brody gang war?
Twilight Sparkle.
Rainbow Dash.
Pinkie Pie.
Until recently, these names were associated with the sky.
Who's the fucking brony sister or cousin or mother is there?
They only bring to mind violence, terror, and the gangmore that is tearing our city apart.
The seeds of this chaos were planted less than one year ago in the Hasbro television.
Equestria daily pony, friendship is magic.
Although aimed at young girls, the show quickly developed a loyal following among males ages 12 to 35.
Jesus Christ.
Look at it.
2011.
2011.
All right.
Fucking bronies have been around for that goddamn long.
Can you believe that that goddamn long?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Yeah, and she loves animals, so it is.
Can't even understand this incel introvert fucking shithead.
Just shit hard, mother fucker.
You don't f with that shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, Fluttershy.
For a time, it was amusing, but it didn't take long for things to turn ugly.
Conflicts developed over which pony was the best.
And soon the bronies took their disposition to the best.
I'm sorry.
Don't go anywhere, man.
Seriously, don't go anywhere.
All right.
Anonymous requested this, and obviously Anonymous is a goddamn brony.
Slit his throat right there in line and wins.
Recently, several gangs joined together, having found a common enemy in the Rarity Gang, who an Applejack advocate described as, quote, a bushel of Gosh Don stuck up bitches.
The police force has been swept thin by the scale and frequency of the violence.
When asked to comment, Commissioner Burrell told us, quote, It's a bunch of nerds killing each other over a little girl's cartoon about magic ponies.
Makes you wonder what the world is coming to.
Ain't that America?
It seems it will be some time before harmony is restored to the land of Equestria.
Back to you, James.
Jesus Christ.
Ain't that America, the home of the free?
Ain't that America?
Anyway, let's move on.
Sorry, folks.
Once again, Anonymous had requested that video dono here.
And there it was, Anonymous.
I hope that you pissed everybody off.
Everybody is now kind of exhausted as it pertains to these brony and anime videos that people could keep perpetually donating.
Let's go ahead and get to the next video, Dono, okay?
Billy Smiles requested this one.
What's going on, Billy Smiles?
Well, before I say that, he may fucking request a damn anime or brony shit, but Billy Smiles said, this guy is a liberal, but I thought you would find this interesting.
Okay.
All right, this guy's a liberal, and according to Billy Smiles, we'd find this interesting here.
All right, let's say you listen to this.
All right, put the PC shot on.
Billy Smiles requested this.
And what is this?
Creepy Nick Fuentes defends pedophilia.
Well, yeah.
Finest people.
This guy's a fucking six asshole.
To defend Matt Gates, one of the utmost saints, Nick Fuentes.
Let's see what he has to say about all this.
Jesus Christ.
Listen to this guy.
Maybe we as a society need to rethink what constitutes moral sexuality.
Because we live in a society where age of consent law is the gospel.
Age of consent law, if you violate that, crucify the man.
Female teachers are having sex with middle school boys all the time.
Nobody cares about that, but okay.
Back up.
Took you 20 seconds.
Wow.
Already so stupid.
One, what do you mean that nobody cares about that?
Yes, there's a double standard with our criminal justice system, and that needs to be addressed 100%.
That comes up a lot when you talk about systemic racism because there's also a lot of bias towards the criminal justice system as well.
But what do you mean nobody cares?
A hell of a lot of people care when female teachers are raping underage boys.
Like, what are you talking about?
Second of all, let me pause this.
First of all, this guy is a liberal fruiter, but he has a point in that, I mean, what is Fuentes talking about?
That teachers who molest their students that are male, female teachers that molest their students that are male, they get away with it.
They don't get away with it.
As a matter of fact, there's a whole bunch of people that, or a whole bunch of women that have been arrested and have been prosecuted.
Now, do they get the same type of punishment as a male teacher who would do it to a teenage student?
Obviously not.
But either way, you know, Nick Fuentes, if that is the basis of his debate, that, hey, you know, fucking middle school teachers are out here fucking their students and everybody's okay with it.
This guy.
Oh, my Groypers, listen how society has fallen.
The age of consent.
Why is it so important?
Why can't we just fuck children?
Why can't we be true traditionalists?
But it's a large age gap between an older man and a younger girl.
God forbid.
Well, hold on.
Depends what that age gap is.
Age Gap Arguments and LGBT Couples00:14:21
I still think that like 18 is really, really young.
Well, I agree.
I agree.
18 is young, but it's legal age.
And the reason is, is because once you turn 18, at least here in the United States, you are legally an adult.
So anything you do, you're responsible for.
All right.
Unlike when you were before 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, you're not responsible for what you do.
That's why whenever you see a teenager kill somebody, like, you know, 13, 14, 15-year-old kill somebody, the worst that happens to them is they're in some kind of youth facility up until they're 18, and then they're released.
And if they wanted to, they could seal that juvenile record from actually being public.
Okay?
That's because the parents or the guardians are the legal folks that can speak for or sign for their children.
All right.
I mean, 18 years of age is when you can sign a document and it's legal.
That's why I think this whole concept of bailing out these folks that are in college debt is ridiculous.
All right.
All of you fucking idiots that went out and put yourself at $50,000, $60,000, $70,000 in college debt and now want Joe Biden to just wipe it clean.
That's not how the life, that's not how reality works.
When you were 18, you were an adult legally.
You could legally sign your name on a document.
You could legally sign your name on a contract and you should be fucking held accountable for that.
So even though I think 18 is pretty young, it's the legal age of signing documents, being able to go to war, you know, being able to do things as an adult, etc.
You know?
And there's a big age gap and the girl's over 21, then I'm like, I don't care.
I don't really care.
Like if she is comfortable with it and the guy's a lot older and there's an age gap, who cares?
But that's not what we're talking about here, small dick fuenches.
We're talking about Matt Gates being accused of having sex with the city.
So why do you have to make reference to this stupid half-pint fucking fruit bowl wannabe white nationalist Mexican idiots wiener?
Huh?
I mean, I can hear the feminine vernacular in this Hunter Avalones voice.
So it's no wonder why he's got PP on the brain.
18-year-old girl.
He's almost 40.
Having sex with a minor, a girl who's underage.
That's a little spooky.
But homosexuality and trans and in-between and this and that.
No, but that's all perfectly okay.
Yes.
Yep.
You're right, Nick.
Actually, base Nick Fuentes?
This isn't even an April Fool's.
Here comes the LGBTQ out of this fruit.
Here comes the LGBTQ out of this Truder.
But existing as a trans person, that's okay?
I think society that we live in has to rethink a little bit what they believe is moral and immoral sexuality.
Large age gap.
17.
Oh, really?
Really, Nick?
This guy, man.
Man, it's crazy how much more mask off he can go if he just doesn't have to worry about like YouTube TOS.
But what you're supposed to do, I guess, is go to college, have lots and lots of sex, and experiment and do drugs and go on your careers.
And then you're supposed to get married at like 32 or something, right?
I guess that is, that's a moral.
Hmm.
Strange how he's just strawmanning the opposition entirely.
So really, is this the dichotomy he's presenting?
You have the choice between having illegal sex with minors or going to college and having a bunch of sex and doing drugs.
I don't know that that's really a world-shattering, terrible thing.
I don't even know that it's necessarily immoral other than that it was premarital.
If Matt Gates had married her, I'd say, well, if he married her with her consent and the consents of the parents, this is completely moral.
It's very traditional.
And honestly, this is how it always works.
Interesting.
Very traditional.
It's almost as if Nick just wants to hold on to tradition, whether it's good or not.
Yeah, I think you lose me a little bit on that one.
So, you know, even if it were true, I would say that's.
I can't believe this, Nick Fuentes.
I don't know if that's a crime.
I don't know if I'm ready to say, oh, run this guy out of town.
It's more offensive to me that Matt Gates is in favor of weed legalization and gay adoption than it is that he was involved in a relationship with a large age gap.
Listen to this.
It's so clear to me as soon as you realize that what Nick is about, and he's literally said this before, what he's about is order, hierarchy, and tradition.
That's what he wants to conserve.
Okay.
So he doesn't really care whether it's good.
You're not necessarily coming at Nick Fuentes from the right angle, Fruit Bowl.
All right.
I mean, what you need to realize is that instead of sitting here talking about how your lifestyle is much better than his and vice versa, you should just highlight the fact that the guy is a hypocrite.
Okay.
I mean, you heard this guy.
He's talking about, you know, we're supposed to go to college and do all hell of sex and then we're supposed to get married at like 32.
As if that's a bad thing.
You can get married whenever the fuck you want.
All right.
I mean, how come this fucking fruit bowl isn't married?
How come he's still a virgin or whatever the fuck he claims he is?
I mean, it's ridiculous.
It's fucking ridiculous, dude.
And by the way, this fucking Hunter Avalon, I can't believe this fucker's got 595 subscribers and this guy barely knows how to speak.
And he comes at these arguments with such fucking like abstract thought that it makes fucking Nick Fuentes and his explicit explanation of what morality is look that much more pertinent.
Or bad for society at the end of the day.
He'll argue that it is, that it's better for society.
Of course, that's going to be his argument.
But he doesn't really care at the end of the day.
This cling to tradition thing, it sounds like a little child desperately clinging on to like their teddy bear.
The gay adoption thing.
See, that's hysterical.
I mean, that's all this guy is doing.
He's just saying, oh, those that are trying to attach themselves to like a tradition, they're just like this and just making fun of it.
Why don't you give credible evidence, all right, through any kind of science, political science, social science, actual science, where tradition is somehow bad for mankind or it doesn't create some level of order that sustains a civilization for a finite amount of time.
He doesn't come at it.
He just fucking, oh, you know what?
It's just like horrible that these fuckers are over here trying to cling to tradition.
And, you know, they're afraid of the future.
Yeah, they're afraid of the future.
They're people like me, you know, that, you know, like to, you know, play the flesh flute and take meat in a can and have my prostate massaged anally, you know?
Because there are countless studies.
There is literally like consensus that there is no harm to a child's well-being being raised by gay parents.
None.
Zero.
What does the scholarly research say about the well-being of children with gay or lesbian parents?
A 2010 study by Stanford researcher used census data to examine the school advancement of 3,500 children with same-sex parents, finding no significant differences between households headed by same-sex parents.
By the way, Fruitbowl, why don't you talk about the percentages of children that are sexually abused in LGBTQ adopted parenting, all right?
Sex parents when controlling for family back.
Look up that stat.
children of gay parents do fare worse is if the gay parents are facing discrimination for being gay.
Get out of here.
Whatever.
Just shut your mouth.
All right.
Another one of these people that are trying to define their whole existence around how they like to fuck.
I mean, I personally don't give a shit what people do in the privacy of their own homes, but these gays, they want it to be the defining virtue of who they are as a human being.
And that's what I disagree with.
I completely disagree that lesbians and gays are the equivalent of somebody that has no choice but to be black because they're born that way or have no choice to be Indian or whatever that are somewhat discriminated.
And even amidst that discrimination, it's not slavery.
I mean, there's still ways to navigate this hierarchy of free enterprise, of free market, of capitalism, even with the bias of people that are like, you know, I don't like this person.
You know what capitalism does?
It doesn't get rid of racism.
It doesn't get rid of prejudice, but it puts a price on it.
It puts a price on it.
Meaning that if you're willing as a capitalist not to hire somebody based upon their social makeup or based upon their nationality, but they're the best for the job, then you are putting a price on what your racism is.
Okay?
Or if you don't like gays, but this gay can do the job and you don't want to hire them because they're gay, then you are putting a price on your racism.
You're never going to get rid of racism.
You're never going to get rid of prejudice.
You're never going to get rid of fucking people that don't like each other.
You're never going to get rid of this idea of equality.
You're never going to implement actual equality.
Nothing on this earth is equal.
Some people are tall, some people are short.
Some people are skinny.
Some people are fat.
Some people have light skin.
Some people have dark skin.
Some people have fucking small noses.
Some people have fucking big ass noses that look like a teepee on their face.
All right.
I mean, you're never going to get this idea of equality.
And that's what people like this make me sick every time they fucking talk about this shit.
All right, get it out of here.
All right.
We've had enough of that crap.
We've had enough.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
Anonymous.
Here we go.
Anonymous.
Oh, my God.
Fuente started holding this opinion probably because Padaman donated over $1,000 to one of his streams one time.
You can find it in his archives.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Is that for real or is that a troll?
I mean, y'all guys are making all kinds of weird, outlandish claims.
Is that for real or is that a troll?
I don't know, Anonymous.
And here we have one talking it up.
What's going on to one?
And one didn't say anything.
They just dropped the link to a YouTube video.
So we'll get to that one in a few here.
Here is Exovermaniac.
Oh, my God.
Hunter Avalon talks as though no leftist ever was caught doing perverted shit to my name.
No shit.
Democrat Congressman Jerry Studs was fucking his 17-year-old male page and still won re-election.
Also, Vosh was making arguments for lowering the age of consent.
Dude, you see, this is where the LGBTQ wants to take the dollar.
Cheekbuster.
I just want to point out that this dude said kids raised by LGBT couples are fine.
That's not always true.
There's plenty of cases out there of them getting bullied relentlessly and having no social life whatsoever because of who they were adopted by.
Well, aside from that, I think you need to also cheekbuster look at the statistical data showing how many of these kids that are adopted by gay and lesbian couples are subjected to sexual abuse or are there witnessing actual sexual acts, etc.
All right.
I mean, that's a very high statistic, and I don't want to get into that debate now.
But more to what Exovermaniac was talking about, I do agree.
The debate now, because remember, it's become a slippery slope, much like the conservatives always said it was going to be.
All right.
At first, it was like, oh, we just want to love each other.
That's why, why, why are you trying to stop love?
And then it was, oh, we just want to be able to walk the streets and hold hands and love each other.
Then it was, oh, we want to get married and all this other shit.
Now it's now that gays have every right to do what they want to do.
They can have oral copulation between two men across the street from an elementary school.
And not only is it accepted in modern day society, it's protected by the first damn amendment.
Okay?
So they're pretty free to do whatever it is that they want to do.
The problem is, is now the goalpost has been pushed down to now they're going after and trying to sexualize our children.
They're trying to sexualize our children.
And I don't, I'm not going to fucking be down with that.
There's no reason that children should be subjected to any sexualization.
Hetero, homo, transgendered, etc.
All right.
No fucking reason whatsoever.
We should be shielding children from this crap.
But not anymore.
Now we've got fucking sexual criminals in drag reading stories to kindergartners now.
That's what we have.
All right.
And we've got Aquilian here.
Australians, you should have built a fence and made the MUs pay for it.
That's pretty funny.
Good quip there, Aquilian.
All right, folks.
Thank you, Billy Smiles, for bringing that up, even though that guy was a fruit bowl and making the gay arguments and all that good stuff.
Eight Year Old Meeting Requests00:14:44
But let's get to the next video, Dono.
This next video, Dono, was requested by Should I Weep for Humans?
Okay.
Should I Weep for Humans requested this and said, skip to the eight-minute mark exactly.
Even I can kick that pervert's ass.
I mean, he's a tub of shit.
Should I feel bad for humans?
What can I say?
Humans are erroneous beings.
Okay, that's what Should I Weep for Humans said.
All right.
We're going to go ahead and put this at eight minutes here.
Let's go ahead and do it.
Eight minutes exactly.
I should I Weep for Humans requested this.
Let's see what he's talking about here.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Nebraska man after eight-year-old girl gets confronted in front of his mom arrested.
All right, what is this?
Sydney something.
I don't know.
Let's go ahead.
You're the beard.
Don't talk to you.
Oh, fuck.
I'm going to do it like this.
Okay, so they're confronting a pedo in front of his mom, all right?
Out of Nebraska.
They're confronting a pedo in front of his mom.
I can have you come in, but we got cats.
Oh, I'm a cat owner myself.
Okay, well, I don't want them out.
That's what the deal is.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, scoot in, girl.
Thank you so much.
Sammy?
Holy crap.
Oh, I got three of them.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Look at this.
This is how people are living in today's America.
Look at this.
These are model citizens in Biden's America.
This is how people are fucking living.
Thanks.
What is that?
Oh, is Jamie coming down?
Oh, okay.
Who's knocking down?
Oh, just some more friends.
Oh.
Oh, how many people are there?
Just us four.
We are crowded.
I know, I know, I know.
Yeah.
We got cats.
We don't know.
Oh, my God.
This is the one.
Fuck, Jamie.
Oh, oh, my God.
Oh, I bet, dude.
How's it going, bro?
This guy looks like Lardass from that one movie.
No, no, no.
I got to talk to you.
From the 80s.
I forgot to go.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Stand by me.
All these that I have right here.
Stand by me.
All these pictures.
Do you recognize this picture right here of you and this girl right here?
How old is this girl?
I don't know.
You're a man with no girls.
Before we go on any further, I want to remind everybody that I would probably imagine that these people right here, okay, that are being confronted by this guy, these two people with the glasses, are probably being taken care of by our government, which is our tax dollars, okay?
Welfare, and you know, who knows what they qualify for.
Whenever you hear about, oh, we've got to save America, we've got to give Americans entitlements, and we've got to increase welfare, and we got to increase.
This is who we're saving right here.
This is who we're supporting right here, right there.
All right.
Women, you mean?
A lot of girls.
So there's a picture of him and this girl right here who's eight years old.
Are you the mother?
Yes, I'm his mother.
So he sent all these pictures to this eight-year-old girl.
Now, this is.
Jamie.
This is.
So we need to have a game.
Oh, yeah, that looks like a real reaction.
This can go one of two ways.
We could either get the police right now or have a talk with the family.
But this is the eight-year-old's girl profile right here, ma'am.
Oh, my God.
You're going to get your ass of trouble, Jamie.
Yeah, I got to go over all this with him, ma'am.
Yeah.
Good God.
You had to note that.
I know.
I know.
Is she smiling?
I mean, what is she smiling at?
Santa's going to be on the nuttilist this year, huh?
All right, so, uh, what is your name?
My name's Alex.
Nice to meet you, ma'am.
Do you work with Jamie?
Or no, this is a different thing.
So he was texting an eight-year-old girl, and we caught him.
So, we know you were.
We know everything.
Why are you taping this?
This is for our protection.
Just safety reasons.
Just so I can't say Jamie sat on me and killed me.
And just so you can't say we hurt him or anything.
You know what I mean?
Okay, so we know we're at work and everything.
So, how old was the girl you were texting?
And please be honest about everything.
Because if you're not honest, she says she was eight.
Eight years old?
Uh-huh.
What did you want to do with her?
She's fucking disgusting.
Do you want to try again, or do you want me to go through the chat?
I've got the chat log.
I've got the chat log.
Yeah, I know, I know.
I told you to watch what you do on the damn phone.
Oh, you know.
So, Jamie, what did you want to do with these?
Watch what you do.
And if you're not honest with me, I'll tell your job and you're going to become, I don't have a job at the HUD, okay?
That's who you're going to be.
So be honest with me.
What did you want to do with her?
A lot of naughty stuff.
A lot of naughty stuff?
Like what?
I mean, I could just read the chat stuff.
Or do you want to say it yourself?
Oh, my goodness.
This is fun.
Okay, do you want to elaborate or do you want me to tell your mom everything?
Tell me, because I want to know.
All right, we're going to read the chats, all right?
So this is a picture of schoolgirl socks that Jamie sent that he wants her to wear for him.
And, you know, he puts the number on here next to him.
Your number does begin with 308-2000.
If you're just tuning in and wondering what the fuck we're watching, this fat pile of human protoplasm that has the glasses is being confronted by this gentleman and the gentleman behind the camera because allegedly he has had a correspondence with an eight-year-old girl in a very sexually explicit manner, and they're confronting him in his own home in front of his mother.
Look at the smile on the mother's face.
Look at the smile on the mother's face.
Jesus Christ, play it.
Yes.
Yeah, what's the last four numbers?
I can't say that.
Why can't you?
I know his phone number.
Well, it's right here.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, um, you know, right here, we do establish that the ninth birthday is coming up, so he's no he's about the age on top of the profile being eight years old.
So, do you have an attraction to minors?
Just please be honest.
Just on Instagram.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, like what kind of attraction to them do you have?
Just on Instagram.
Talk to him.
Uh-huh.
I want to talk to him.
Dude, the only fat person that can get away with an eight-year-old sitting on their lack is Santa Claus.
Very true.
Yeah.
You look at you without the beard.
I would love that, sweetheart.
What is your address?
Wish I can watch you.
So right here, I'll send it after I shower.
I wish I can watch you shower.
Why did you say that?
Why did you want to watch an eight-year-old shower?
Jamie.
You are?
Yeah, you are.
So are you a f?
Oh, my God.
Oh, really?
Because I can get into the stuff that you sent.
I mean, we're only.
Oh, Jesus.
Please decline that.
Let's see.
What does it say right here, Jamie?
Read what you said to an eight-year-old girl.
Oh, I'm a you.
Uh-huh.
No.
See your beal chat.
Right.
So why'd you go?
Look at the mom.
She's smiling.
She's recording.
Why is the mom smiling?
Just better not go to court.
Oh, absolutely not.
If he's being honest with us, don't wanna go anywhere.
He better be honest.
I'm gonna die.
I'm right.
Okay.
So why did you say an eight-year-old?
She's worried about him going to court.
She can't claim him as a dependent.
And probably, probably can't get to Social Security and all the fucking disability and all the fucking entitlements that this crap piece of shit is qualified for.
Jamie.
Eight-year-olds are six or six.
Sick.
You don't mess with eight-year-olds.
Right.
We can have each other if you want to.
Look up s, honey.
So why are you asking an eight-year-old to look up s because you want it to do it with her, right?
Just be honest.
Yes.
Okay.
So look what he says right here.
Show you how suck make daddy happy if you want to.
That is my princess.
Oh my god.
Ah!
You text.
Yeah, he does.
I'm going to take your phone away from you.
Oh, absolutely.
That's really good.
How old is this man?
Oh my God.
I wish I could watch this.
How old is this man?
He's got his mother.
I'm going to take your phone away from you, boy.
So, why are you going to go to the house?
That's right.
You saying you're going to help someone go on a diet.
Are you saying you're going to help someone happy social dogs?
Are you saying you're going to help someone?
Well, you do got a pretty big arm right there.
Start washing your work by way to your hot sweetie.
Did you just say that?
At eight years old.
Unless they've got their period, but that's not until 14.
I know about that.
What?
Why do we need to know this, mom?
Sick desires.
I better not see this in court.
No, I'm saying it's like a BuzzFeed video.
We don't need that.
You don't know my landlord.
She is a lady.
She would use this to kick us out of here.
Oh, I'm sure, dude.
Yeah.
So you wanted to meet an eight-year-old.
Oh, no.
Oh, trust me.
We know the landlord to do.
Right, Jamie?
Yes.
You can go nowhere because I watch him like that.
When I come over to your house, I love you.
We have s.
So you wanted to come over to an eight-year-old's house to have s?
Yes.
Jamie!
He's admitting this.
Why, dude?
Damn it, Jamie.
He's admitting it.
I'm sick.
You are.
So, why are you attracted to minors rather than people over 18?
Yeah.
That cost money.
People cost money.
I have to pay the bills.
Very true.
You don't help your mom pay the bills?
I mean, it's like even.
He helps me pay the bills.
Yeah, he works.
It works.
It's like even, even though you're caught by us, it looks like you're still expecting a kid.
Look at that subject.
When's the baby coming?
Hey, now it's not nice.
You're not so skinny yourself.
Wow!
I'm saying how it is!
Yeah.
I mean, this is for real or is this a troll here?
I mean, is it for real?
Is this for real?
He wanted to have children with the eight-year-old right here.
I'd love to have children with you.
So.
Jamie, I'm not.
You're.
I want your phone.
I want your phone.
Bring it down.
Jamie.
Yeah, we have to go over this first, and then, yeah.
So we're going to have to turn.
Potentially, if it goes bad, turn in the phone to cops because, ma'am, he has toddler pictures on his phone.
He does?
Oh!
You're going to go to jail?
This is a total buzz few video.
Oh, my God.
Hey, so you love kissing, eating your hot, blank, hot, bald.
I've heard enough.
You guys.
I mean, I want his shit.
The mom knows that these shits are going down.
Now she's not smiling too fucking big anymore because she knows.
You're going over it.
What are you talking about, Emma?
I understand, but we're giving you an amazing deal by just having a talk with him rather than getting cops involved like we can.
And the landlord, obviously.
So you also wanted to marry her when she turns 18.
Yes.
So why would you want to marry a child?
Or why would you want to grow a girl with Julia Meredith?
I don't know.
Jamie, I'll tell you.
Okay.
Okay, like, explain what you find attractive about a minor that you.
I mean, is it because it's free?
Like, are you attracted to overage girls as well?
Like, are you attracted to 20-year-olds, 30-year-olds?
Well, yeah.
Okay.
It don't cost me nothing.
Okay.
It's going to cost you money.
It's going to cost me money.
You know what I mean?
It's going to cost me money to get older women.
How?
Like, what's cute about her?
What's cute about an eight-year-old?
Her face is cute?
Does it look like an eight-year-old to you?
Yeah.
how is that adorable what makes okay an eight-year-old can be adorable if it's your little cousin or a baby could be adorable but what makes you what makes you think of them as somebody that you want to have a sex with because Because I think eight-year-olds are adorable, but I don't want to have a sex with them.
I think, oh, she's cute.
So what makes you want to have a ship of one?
Because I'm a sick man.
You're sick.
That's an understatement, Fatty.
Love your lips.
Take a pick from me.
Oh, you wanted the kid name to be Scott?
Yes.
Yeah.
Speaking of Scott, you're not getting Scott free on air.
All right, we've uh hold on.
We've uh we started this at eight minutes.
It's 18.
I'm going to let this go for another couple of minutes and then I'm going to forward it to the end to see if we can see this son of a bitch get arrested.
The person that donated this once again is hold on a second.
Is Should I Weep for Humans?
And I think you got a good point with this video.
But let's just once again, you know, a couple of minutes and then we're going to skip to the, I guess the area of the video where he gets arrested.
I stink my, I stink my, would you allow me?
You know, slipping an eight-year-old's ass can get you into some really, really, really deep.
Literally and figuratively.
Damn.
Yeah, but is this your sister?
It is, actually.
Give me that shirt.
Because he hasn't went anywhere.
Jamie, if you don't want me to call the cops, wear the shirt.
What?
Cut the stream off.
What does it say?
Put on the shirt.
It's 6XL.
It's good.
If you don't want me to call the cop, we're at 6XL.
6XL, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Ha, ha, ha.
How did you get that picture on there?
Oh, really sent that.
He sent that to us.
So, since you were an eight-year-old girl, you're going to be wearing that shirt the rest of this freaking chat, okay?
You understand me?
You're a pathetic for wearing that shirt.
Oh, my God.
Do you see how crappy you look next to me right now?
Well, I'm totally.
He needs to take a bath and clean up, but you don't do it.
Okay, God, that would be cool.
Yes, I would love that a lot.
Me too, sweetie.
Child Sex Trafficking Truth Claims00:12:05
He has some home.
A lot of chatting.
oh my god god he's just so graphic he needs to be like a dude he could really do it he He could really write like a s in 50 shades of gray.
Definitely.
You need to be a writer, dude.
Writer?
Yeah, you're really good.
You're really good at writing like a writer.
So, you wanted to meet her at his job.
I like writing out stories.
You used the bar side to use the bathroom.
I'll go and lock you.
So you wanted to meet her at the bar at his job.
You wanted to meet her at the job?
Jamie?
Yeah.
Huh?
It's a public place?
So that's okay to meet her because it's a public place.
Well, how would her parents let her go and do that?
Exactly.
He's an idiot.
That's why.
Very true.
Yeah.
Dude, if they were to find you, no kidding.
Where's the father?
I don't have a job at all.
Where's the father here, huh?
What's wrong with you?
You're going to be an eight-year-old that's going to be a little bit of a bad thing.
Where's this guy's father that knocked this disgusting piece of trash up to single chair?
Wow.
What were we going to do?
She's inside the bar with her.
Just be on talk.
No, because that's not what you said.
Just I can read it.
So what are we going to do?
Touch her.
Yeah, where?
No, you're not.
Huh?
Everywhere.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
The hunchback of Cindy, Nebraska.
Excuse me.
Oh, well.
And how do I know that you guys aren't going to put this on viral?
And well, are you going to trust the and trust us exposing the?
But no, you people, and I'll tell you, you're recording me against my will.
Okay yeah and, like I said, it's not being posted anywhere anywhere, so that's all it better not be, because if I hear about it, there's gonna be a problem.
Oh yeah, there's gonna be a problem.
Yeah, no shit, I know he knows better.
So now, this is, this is the really cheap.
I got in trouble last time with a young girl, her mom and dad.
So 10 years old.
So, what happened with this 10-year-old from ADZ?
What happened to that?
When was that?
Did you know about that?
No, I did not.
When was that?
I just made it up.
You made it up.
Yeah.
I'll make the up on Instagram.
Well, you don't scrap.
I want your damn phone.
Oh, really?
So I had with her and caught us.
So you had a 10-year-old girl?
You made that up?
Yeah.
Why did you make really?
We were pretty specific about what happened.
I have a sick mind.
What's the name of the 10-year-old?
Just a shit.
I mean, I didn't say that.
What's the name of the 10-year-old you had it with?
All right.
All right, what we're going to do here is we watch a pretty good amount.
Hold on.
I don't know.
I just made it up.
So he made.
Why did you make that up, though?
Because I'm a sick f.
You are?
Yeah.
Then a month later, her mom caught us.
How many times did you do it?
The first time was always painful.
I'd love to pop.
I'd have to pop your cherry.
So.
All right.
That's enough.
You don't need to hear anymore.
You want to take an Agro's V card?
Let's go ahead and forward it here to where supposedly these are not to get an investment.
Dudes are all alcoholics.
And damn, Keith is an alcoholic.
Does he get arrested?
I want him to get away from the dudes.
What can you do?
He needs a job.
It says he gets arrested.
Where does he get arrested?
302 for us.
Damn, that's so much.
Yeah, tell me about it.
Let's get to this.
What happens here?
Play it.
You know, I'm not stupid.
You know, my mom always said, don't make bets with the devil, so I'm not going to take it by any offer.
You know, devil.
I am not the devil.
I am a Christian.
Oh, you finally caught that?
I don't have s with anybody out of the state.
You damn right.
You're a Christian?
Yes, sir.
Are you a Catholic?
No, I'm not.
Your son converted to Catholicism.
You see what he's doing with these little girls?
Well, that's him.
He's 45 years old.
He is?
He's 45 years old.
And how old are you?
He's 45.
He's five years old.
He's 20.
Uh-uh.
A young punk.
How old are you guys?
20.
How old are you?
I'm five.
You're five miles.
Well, I mean, that's why Jamie's looking at him so intently because he said he was five.
That's why Jamie's like.
You get out of my house.
Oh, do anything.
Ouch.
Oh, all of you now.
Oh, I don't have to put up.
Here comes the trailer, park.
Need this.
Oh, we're turning this into the police.
Go ahead.
We're going to landlord right now.
I dare say.
Oh, go ahead.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Jamie, your mom's going to f you up.
Get out of here.
Okay, we're going to call the police right now.
Go ahead.
Do it.
Landlord first, then please.
Okay, all right.
Oh, my God.
All right.
What happens?
What happens here?
Here, does he go to the landlord?
Oh, that's probably why, bro.
Because when they say Jamie in apartment 40, you're like, Jamie, it's under the bomb's name.
Oh, you want to actually go to the bathroom?
Hey, hello.
Do you hear me?
I can hear you.
Hi, are you the landlord of the landlord?
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah, on right.
Yeah.
Okay.
You have the white SUV.
You remember that black suburban that was just sitting there for a while?
Yeah.
Yeah, so that was us.
And so your tenant in apartment 40, his name's Jamie.
So I'm sorry about this.
We kind of think he was the uncle.
So he's actually a child and we caught him talking to an eight-year-old to an eight-year-old sending...
Alright.
Sending.
Where does he get arrested?
I want to see where he gets arrested.
Yeah.
They defended him.
And my cousin was like one of them that he was like sketching on, you know?
She was like, oh, these are like the neighbors or some shit.
Where are the cops coming?
Where are the cops?
Yes.
I want to see him taken away by cops.
Well, yeah, they're not going to post for them.
Oh, private one.
It's a private one.
Please even be interested in this.
So just know it is getting turned into police and like the video.
All right.
Y'all, he's leave.
We are leaving the police station.
Jamie is currently.
You want to say where Jamie is right now?
Yeah, he's he's in he's probably going to jail right now.
You mean he's police?
Don't demonetize this thing, though.
He drove 40 hours of sale.
What do you think about this plate?
Jesus.
Dude, what the hell was all right?
Let's end this.
All right.
Anyway, I don't know what the hell we just watched, but that was courtesy of Should I Weep for Humans?
And I think that he was trying to use this video as an example of why he doesn't like humanity, whoever the hell that was.
So thank you for the $50 bill and thank you for that video.
That was kind of bizarre.
We've got anonymous.
Oh, my God.
That ugly fat Pedo must have been sunburst with his mother.
Finally, that Pedo got caught.
Kill yourself, Sunburst, if you're still out there and not in prison, you faggot.
All right.
Thank you very much, Anonymous.
All right.
Anyway, let us continue.
We've got more donos to go through, man.
We got a lot of donations.
This next dono was requested by Job49.
What's going on to Job4Nine?
And Job49 said, Sir Ghost, could you please play this?
Seems Linwood has made an interesting statement.
An interesting statement.
All right.
Let's go ahead and take a look at it.
Cheers to Job4Nine.
Job49 hooked it up with a $25 bill.
So let's see what Job4Nine has in store for us.
And she forwarded me a clip here.
Let's see if we can find it here.
She forwarded me a clip that was from D Live.
Let's see if we can find it here.
Here, let's see what the we have the clip here.
All right, here it is right here.
Hold on just one second.
All right, here it is.
Job4Nine requested this.
And once again, cheers to Job49.
And this is something that was clipped.
And let's go ahead and take a look at it.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Let's take a look.
What is this?
Let them hear the truth.
And whatever they do to me, I don't fear them at all.
Send it to the Vatican.
Send it to the politicians.
The Obamas, the Bidens, the Bushes.
Send it to those people because they are involved in child sex trafficking.
It's time to tell the truth to America.
We live in a time.
We live in a time where it's difficult to tell.
All right, I'll play that again.
All right, one more again.
So he's talking about how all these folks are in child sex trafficking.
I think that Lynn Wood has made that comment before.
Let's play it again for Job for Nine here.
Let them hear the truth.
And whatever they do to me, I don't fear them at all.
Send it to the Vatican.
Send it to the politicians, the Clintons, the Obamas, the Bidens, the Bushes.
Send it to those people because they are involved in child sex trafficking.
It's time to tell the truth to America.
We live in a time.
We live in a time where it's difficult to tell.
Wow, that was, you know, pretty unbelievable statement.
And, of course, it's made by Lynn Wood, which used to be one of the former President Trump's lawyers.
So, you know, he's out there making the claim, and these folks could easily sue him if he was defaming their character in any regard.
And yet that hasn't been done by any of the folks that Lynn Wood implicated in that little spew there.
But I wouldn't doubt it.
Let's just put it this way.
I wouldn't doubt it.
Lest we forget that Andrew Breitbart also made these claims on Twitter.
I don't know if Twitter has already taken off Andrew Breitbart's old tweet that implicated John Podesta and the Democrats in child trafficking.
But, you know, anyway, cheers, Job for Nine.
Pantera Video and Granny Numgums00:12:20
We really do appreciate it, man.
I mean, we need to hear the truth here because the truth is not just stranger than fiction, but more horrific than fiction, okay?
All right, let's get to the next video dono.
Cheers once again, Job for Nine.
Let's get to the next dono.
This next dono was requested by Granny Numgums, real funny asshole, Granny Numgums, and said, last time I donated a live Pantera performance, you thought it was Glamterra because it was the old logo.
It was actually an in-between period that and between Cowboys from Hell album.
Okay, so it was in between between the Glamterra and the Cowboys from Hell album.
This is when they said, fuck Glam and did what they wanted.
Enjoy.
All right.
Well, Granny Numgums, thank you very much.
I hope this is a legit Pantera video here.
And it absolutely is.
Take a look at that.
Granny Numgums, whoever the hell that is, dropped a $25 bill.
And guess what?
It's definitely some old Pantera.
Here it is.
Pantera Live, the sleep before the Cowboys from Hell album and after the glam phase of Pantera.
Very interesting Granny Numgums.
And don't you assholes even dare talk shit about Pantera.
YOU EVEN TALK SHIT ABOUT PAN-FUCKIN-TERRA!
There's that dime bag guitar, baby.
Dyne Bag Daryl.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace, Vinnie Paul.
Fucking battle, man.
Yeah!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Don't drop away on my website.
Hell yeah.
Russell Brothers will show a hundred.
Hey, assholes, don't make fun of Pantera.
I'm warning you.
We wish you rocks, man.
We're all Granny Numgums, whatever the hell you are.
This is definitely a pallet plan, too.
Hey, asshole, stop making fun of Pantera!
I'm warning your asses!
Cut the shit in the chat room.
I'm not fucking kidding.
I'm not fucking kidding.
Cut the shit.
Listen.
Listen to Pantera.
We're all there.
Man, I'm sorry.
Here comes the solo, baby.
Dimebag Darrell.
This is badass shit.
Fuck everybody in the chat room this and this.
I'm serious.
This is badass shit.
Hell yeah.
And goddammit, stop dissing Pantera in the fucking chat room.
I'm not going to tell you dumb milky lickers again.
And fuck all you people in the chat room.
Seriously, every one of you dissing Pantera, fuck off.
You taint-tongue and whacking off to tribal nudity fucking perverts.
Cheers to distilling.
Granny Numgum's hooking it up.
Some old school Pantera.
Hardcore, man.
I'm telling you.
Granny Numgums requested this.
I'm telling you, man, we, you know, die bag and bitty ball.
It's a shame they're.
It's a shame they're no longer with us, man.
I'm telling you, the grace will never stay on the surface.
All right, let's go ahead and get to the next video dono.
Thank you, Granny Numgums, for requesting that for a $25 bill.
And guess what?
Hold on.
We got some more donos here.
What do we got?
Vietnamese autism.
Oh, my God.
Go, Cap.
Dickham Daiwee Desi.
Great.
Talking to me in a tune of fish language like I give a shit.
And what is this?
Another one by Billy Smiles.
Another video download by Billy Smiles up in here.
Last one, ending on some really trippy Geno 1987 shit.
Enjoy.
Geno X 1987 is fucking known all over this fucking show for his creepy video requests.
And Billy Smiles just reinforced that.
Cheers, Billy Smiles.
All right, Granny Numgums requested this.
And guess what?
We've got a back-to-back by Granny Numgums who just requested that old school Pantera.
This time, Granny Numgum said the following.
Said, another one for you.
I want you to play from the beginning, but pay specific attention to Phil when 405 comes around based, okay?
All right, Granny Numgums requested one and it looks like another Pantera video.
Yes, it is.
And he wants us to pay attention to Phil at four minutes and five seconds.
So another one back to back by Granny Numgums.
It looks like Pantera Cowboys from Hell.
Cowboys from Hell.
I wish I went about 390 and I had fucking lice and crap and shake it all over everybody.
That'd be great.
Cowboys from Hell live here.
The title track of our brand new record, which is too obvious.
And you wouldn't know it as now.
But I tell you what, we just got signed to a very, very large major deal, and we're fucking happy.
Yes!
Wow, this is the beginning of the Cowboys from Hell album.
All of the fucking support that everybody fucking shows us.
Give me a smoke.
Give me a smoke.
It doesn't make any fucking difference, but we have nothing better to do.
Let's all sing the happy birthday song.
You ready?
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, Kieran.
Happy birthday to you.
This is right when they sign their fucking little.
Oh, here it goes.
Here it goes.
Don't beg with that badass guitar.
Vinnie Paul with the badass drums!
Hell yeah.
Cowboys from hell, baby.
You don't want to come down here to the south, you damn Yankees.
You talk your little ninety mouth.
Cowboys from Hell White Power Intro00:15:51
You understand?
You understand?
I understand.
And you all together run for cover.
We're taking off.
I know.
We're at 320.
We're supposed to check out Phil at 4-0-5.
We're supposed to check out Phil at 4-0-5.
All right.
All right, 405's coming up.
Let's check out Phil.
Wait, did he just do the, he did the white power sign?
Did he just do a sing hile and say white power?
You kidding?
Come on, Phil.
Come on, man.
Bill just did a C-Kyle!
Bill just did a C-Kyle and said white power!
We'll just get a seat, Kyle, and shed white power.
They're not a Nazi band.
Shut up.
Give me a fuck.
He did a seek hile.
Let's go back to 405 and check that out.
You did a fucking seeing hile.
I mean, why did you do that, Phil?
Why?
You see that?
He did a seek hile and said white power.
All right, get this out of here.
All right.
Oh, now everybody in the chat room likes Pantera now.
Look at that.
How fucking quaint.
Yeah, how fucking quaint, dude.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, Granny Num Gums, even though your name is horrible, I appreciate you not only doing the back-to-back, but back-to-back Pantera.
Even though we've got these assholes in the chat room trying to talk garbage about Pantera, and I don't know, now all of a sudden they like Pantera because you have fucking Phil doing a damn seek hile and saying white power.
That's disgusting.
I don't condone that.
All right.
I want to be honest with everybody.
I don't condone that.
I'm not a racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
And I don't condone what Phil and Selmo just did right there.
I don't condone that.
I don't condone that, man.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
All right.
And, you know, they wouldn't appreciate that one bit.
All right.
My boys, Tyrone, Archie Lee, and Kuda Bang.
You know, they wouldn't appreciate that one bit.
So anyway, I just want to let everybody know I don't appreciate that.
All right.
All right.
What do we have next?
We've got unparalleled aesthetics next.
What's going on, unparalleled aesthetics?
And he said, sub ghost, here's some synth wave.
Take a smoke when the song comes on.
That mass shooter should have been publicly executed today.
Invite me back to the inner circle.
Cheers.
Oh, yeah.
No, we haven't invited back unparalleled aesthetics.
Don't worry about it.
We're slowly bringing in the folks back into the inner circle.
We'll try to filter out, you know, any of these folks that are either just sitting there lurking and being a bunch of jerknicks or potentially trying to be like some kind of troll.
Or, you know, we're trying to filter all that shit out, man.
We're trying to get the more active inner circle members, and you're definitely one of them.
So, yeah, we'll definitely get you there, man.
And by the way, Callie Dude, the newest member of the inner circle, we've got you as well.
I will go ahead and shoot you an invitation, hopefully, after this show, but if not, at the very least, later on this evening, Sunday evening, at the very, very least.
So thank you very much, Callie Dude.
Hold on, I am loading a bowl right now because aesthetic or unparalleled aesthetic wants me to take a smoke at the beginning of this song here.
And I've got a little bit of this remaining Mary Cohn strain.
I got to call the kid that sells candy apples on the corner so I can hook this up with some more.
You know, I don't know.
I'm going to try to see if he's got dick cheese or, you know, something like that.
There was asshair.
That was another one that was a decent strain.
But anyway, let us go ahead and get to Unparalleled Aesthetics video request here.
Oh, man.
You already know the intro of that one.
I definitely will take a smoke to this one.
This is an actual song that I like when it comes to synth music.
Everybody already knows what it is.
All right.
Let me go ahead and put the PC shot on.
Nothing but Carpenter Brunt or Brute, either however you want to say it.
Turbo Killer.
Oh, man.
Here, give me a smoke.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
Roll the nibble and hit the brain, man.
This is a badass song.
This is a badass intro right here.
It's about to break.
This is badass.
I'm sorry.
Cheers to unparalleled aesthetics.
If you like synth, you need to add this to your playlist.
I'm not kidding.
Let me be quiet.
Listen to this shit.
Listen.
Hell yeah, man.
sounds like we're in the future baby I mean this music sounds like we're in the future 9 out of 10, Colonel Franzisco.
Isn't that right?
Let me get another smoke brought parallel with Statica.
Cheers, Unfaril Aesthetics.
Hell yeah.
Now that smoke has hitting the brain.
Now it's hitting the brain.
10 out of 10, Santa Andler.
Sucked up for quack, 8 out of 10.
Albino Hydra, 6 out of 10.
Friday Bacon, 10 out of 10.
Viewer of a nine show, five out of ten.
Doki Doki Diha, 10 out of 10.
Bobcom, 9 out of 10.
Billy Smiles.
I think he said 9 out of 10.
Prince MP, 7 out of 10.
Let's head.
MF the stat, 9 out of 11.
Real funny.
No Badman, 9 out of 10.
White Power Ranger, 10 out of 10.
Jewish Warrior, 8 out of 10.
Otto Rocks, 9 out of 10.
into my dream.
Six out of ten.
Boy Jake, eight out of ten.
D.Y. Anthony, 10 out of 10.
Not bad, dude.
Not bad at all.
That was awesome.
Cheers to Unparalleled Aesthetics.
That was definitely a palate cleanser.
Once again, Carpenter Brute, Turbo Killer.
If you don't have that one on your playlist, well, then I don't know what you're doing, baby.
I don't know what you're doing.
Anyway, I'm going to take one more smoke for unparalleled aesthetics, and we'll get to you, man.
We'll get you in the inner circle.
All right, here, let's smoke this.
That's it.
All right.
Got to hold it in.
Let it hit the brain, baby.
There we go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
There we go.
I'm starting to feel it now.
I should take like faster hits.
I think the reason I'm not getting as high is because I'm not taking back-to-back-to-back-to-back hits.
And I know people are saying, Ghost, why don't you go ahead and roll joints?
I mean, first of all, I don't want to smell my whole fucking place up like fucking, you know, weed.
That's ghetto as fuck.
And then secondly, there's a lot of wasting of weed when it comes to joints.
A lot of wasting.
You know, I don't like things being wasted.
But, you know, it does make you puff on it a lot faster, a lot more frequent.
And that's why joints, I guess, get you a lot higher, you know, et cetera, all that crap.
Anyway, cheers once again to Unparalleled Aesthetics.
Let us get to the next video dodo here.
This next video dono actually is from our newest member of the inner circle, Callie Dude.
And Callie Dude said, I had a great week of capitalizing.
Please end Radio Graffiti and play some punk.
This man was covered by Slayer.
Cheers to future discussions.
All right.
Well, we ended it not too long after that.
But cheers to Callie Dude.
He's going to hook it up with a little bit of punk here.
Let's see what we have.
All right.
Here.
Here we go.
You ready?
One, two, three.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
A little bit of punk, huh?
A couple more flakes to the fucking bowl, baby, yep.
I'm liking this.
I'm liking it.
I'm getting off to this Mary Cone strain right here.
Classic punk.
I think people are digging this in the chat room.
Hold on, I gotta spun.
I'm feeling pretty good.
I want to keep the high cover.
We want to keep the high time.
Up on your head.
They can't bleed.
But you'll be dead.
Evil Ghosts are 7 out of 10.
Richard McConnell, 9 out of 10.
Viewer of a Nightingale, 7 out of 10.
Ghost polar dicks, real funny.
9 out of 10.
Demons in my greens, 8 out of 10.
Billy Smiles, 4 out of 10.
Colonel Francisco 6 out of 10 Auto Rocks 8 out of 10 Prince MP, 9 out of 10.
Mohogany Boner, 6 out of 10.
Jewish Warrior, 7 out of 10.
Almino Hyder, 6 out of 10.
Mikey Kyle, 6 out of 10.
Bloody Loco, 8 out of 10.
Fried Bacon, 5 out of 10.
That was a very short song.
Let's do one more song.
All right, Callie Dude, newest member of the inner circle.
Let's do one more song here.
See how this sounds.
All right.
Couldn't get any more classic punk.
You know, late 70s-ish, early 80s punk.
Fuck dogs for quack, 10 out of 10.
Maria won 6 out of 10.
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Real funny.
Zombie George Floyd, 7 out of 10.
But I'm happy the way I am.
Albino Hydera, 7 out of 10.
Mohamed Boulder, 5 out of 10.
Otto Rocks, 9 and a half out of 10.
Viewer of a dying show, 7.5 out of 10.
Doki Doki Jihad, Adolph Shecklegrabber, 7 out of 10.
Ghost Rockwell, 6 out of 10.
The boy Jake, 7.5 out of 10.
Bob Tom, 6 out of 10.
Capitalist five out of ten Midwest is the best seven out of ten man.
All right, dude, that was fucking awesome.
All right.
Once again, that was courtesy of Cali dude who hooked it up because he is the newest member of the inner circle.
Cheers to you.
Once again, Cali dude, I should be emailing you here after this show.
If not, if I'm exhausted at the very latest Sunday, you know, evening-ish, you know, seven to nine-ish, you know, that kind of thing.
So cheers to you, man.
It's good to, that you're a part of us.
And there's definitely major, interesting discussions.
I really do love the inner circle.
I try to spend as much time with those guys as I possibly can.
Very intelligent, you know, very responsible, high members of society.
I appreciate each and every one of them.
Market Capitalization Scam Warnings00:05:59
And I'm not just saying that.
I've talked to some of these guys for years and I've seen them progress from, you know, nothing into something in many cases.
And they're major, dude.
They're major and they deserve the success that they pursue because they're fucking intelligent guys in that.
And I'm not kidding.
Anyway, I don't want to get sentimental here.
I think we got more donos.
And who is this?
Smugurco or Smugrucco.
How you do?
Smugrucco.
There it is.
I said it right, right?
Here's some more punk.
Oh, some more punk from Smugucco.
Hey, here's Mr. BN King.
I said I want the truth.
Hey, ghost, thanks for the show tonight.
Have some synthwave and a good night.
Cheers.
Hey, cheers to you, BN King.
Thank you, man.
Cheers to you.
Here's Collada.
Oh, my God.
Don't look at your crypto portfolio right now, fellas.
It's doing the stanky leg.
Also, real capitalists donate.
Hey, yeah, no shit.
Cheers to, once again, Collada.
Yeah, you're going to see a contraction.
I personally believe, and I'm not just saying this because I'm trying to be an asshole or anything, but the fact that we had this meme coin, all right, Dogecoin go up.
And, you know, the things that I've been saying about it, many people in the cryptocurrency arena of media have been saying the same thing about it, that it's a fucking dumb joke coin.
Why is anybody investing in it?
And I think people recognize that.
Like many investors are like, yeah, no shit.
What the hell?
Why is everybody going into this?
This doesn't even make any sense.
I mean, why in the hell would anybody go into this cryptocurrency that's never going to stop producing itself?
And, you know, I mean, the whole shit.
I mean, you know, I think this Dogecoin run-up, and you can thank fucking Elon Musk for this, is really what spooked the market.
Because once you started realizing, once Dogecoin got all this hype, it's a fucking joke.
It's a fucking dumb coin that's never going to stop mining itself.
And I think it spooked some of these people.
I think people are like, oh, shit, well, then everything's a scam.
And that's what I don't like about this whole meme coin, meme stock bullshit.
Because you've got a lot of naive, gullible people that want to pursue profits in these markets that are being convinced by, you know, influencers or whatever to go into investments that no one in any kind of right financially stable mind would be going into.
And you see, the people that don't know and they just first come in and they get burnt, they're never going to invest or they're never going to, they're going to call the stock market and crypto market a scam and never be a part of it again.
This happens every fucking crash.
And the crash that we're going to have here, and it could happen at any time.
I mean, I think that what we're seeing in crypto is just like, you know, a love tap into what the potential could be during a major crash, especially in the stock market.
When that happens, you're going to have a lot of people that are pissed off.
You're going to have a lot of people that are going to say that the stock market's a scam and all this shit.
It happens every fucking time.
But if you knew the market, if you listen to what I say, I always suggest that you look into a stock and whether or not it's profitable.
How many shares are outstanding?
All right.
I mean, you know, the market capitalization.
What's the 52-week high, 52-week low?
You know, are you getting it off the 52-week low?
Take a look at the news.
Take a look at the earnings.
I mean, take a look at potential earnings announcements.
There's all kinds of factors to look into when investing into a stock.
It's not just throwing a goddamn dart on a fucking board and whatever it lands on, you invest into.
All right.
So I'm just saying, I think that the whole Dogecoin thing has spooked the market.
I honestly believe that.
Because the whole reason why we have 1.2 or at least had a $1.2 trillion market capitalization for the entire market is because we had new investors coming into crypto.
And these new investors are people that saved their money or these people that, you know, maybe got a decent amount of capital because, I don't know, they got, you know, they added on some savings from the COVID relief bill, the stimuluses, et cetera, whatever.
And they're all going into this and they don't know what they're doing.
They're just listening to idiots like Roaring Kitty and all these fucking people that are claiming to be experts in crypto and in stocks.
And they're steering these poor people in the wrong direction.
And I think it's horrible.
I mean, why do we even have an SEC and all these regulatory bodies if they're not going to enforce a blatant fucking pump and dump?
I mean, anyway, I don't want to fucking talk about it.
Anyway, let's get to the next video, Dono.
It pisses me off.
I think that that's why we're seeing a major contraction in crypto.
I figured that people would be taking profits and that you'd see a decline, but the decline that we're witnessing right now, everything is in double digits on the decrease.
And that's because I believe people read into Bitcoin are like, what the fuck, or not Bitcoin, Dogecoin.
People read into Dogecoin and they're like, wait a minute, this is a joke coin and this is how the market is taking this damn thing off.
And you've got people actually thinking this is going to be a legitimate currency.
I mean, that means that maybe this whole goddamn crypto thing is a scam.
Girlfriend Boyfriend Crypto Relationships00:05:27
I'm not even fucking joking, man.
It just anyway, I try.
I try.
So all the capitalists out there that have been listening to me for a long time know what I'm talking about.
They get it.
They get it, man.
All right, let's go ahead.
Cheers to Callie, dude.
Let's go ahead and get to the next video, Dono.
And the next video, Dono, was requested by Skunkler.
And I'm not too sure if I'm going to appreciate this video because Skunkler said, and he donated a $25 bill, an example of the majority of your IC members.
And whatever this is, this is a false indictment because that's not true.
I mean, Skunkler was both in the inner circle and in the goddamn Thunderdome.
And in the inner circle, this is not how it is.
Whatever he's claiming this is, this guy's trolling, and this is not how Jesus Christ.
All right, anyway, before just play it.
All right, Skuggler requested this.
Play it.
All right, this is stupid.
To find out if she feels the same.
I'm going to ask, is there a future?
You know, to be girlfriend and boyfriend type thing.
I like her a lot.
I hope there is something there.
Oh, my God, dude.
I just dropped faster.
This is fucked up.
Looking forward to seeing him again, we might get to know each other a bit more.
I like poetry.
Does she like the fact that Shane doesn't?
So this brought the tard too?
Or, excuse me, mentally handicapped?
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to say that, all right?
How are you?
Okay, that's good.
Jackie and a dating agency chaperone have come to meet Shane in West London.
Yeah.
As the two lovebirds share a drink, Shane builds up to asking the biggest.
I mean, this is the real-life other sister movie.
You remember that movie, The Other Sister?
Happy.
Happy-go-lucky.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm feeling over the top of the world.
Did you make my day?
Um...
Shut up, this is not the inner circle, all right?
Oh, wow.
Oh my god, this is horrible.
Uh...
And are we girlfriend, boyfriend, or just friends?
Just friends, right?
That's okay.
Are we boyfriend and girlfriend?
You haven't even given her fucking a handful of sentences.
Are we boyfriend and girlfriend now?
Okay, but I'll still be in touch, though.
Yeah, because you've been good company, too.
It didn't go quite well.
This is Jewel Rancid's sister.
How do you feel about that?
Dutch.
I didn't really like her.
Oh, my God.
The lady of my dreams, you know?
She's the conservative tard.
That's most of Jill Ranson's the fucking psychotic whore.
It's just an odd feeling I got, and all of a sudden, as soon as I asked and alerted up the correct way, I thought, it kind of went bang.
It's like a rocket just.
You said like a handful of cypresses to her, bro.
And you're like, oh, we boyfriend and golfin now.
That's what I want, y'know?
That's horrible.
This is funny.
While Shane's dreams are shattered, Caroline's feeling more.
It's been a week since Shane went on his first date with Jackie, and he's smitten.
He's travelled all the way from the south coast to find out if she feels the same.
I'm going to ask if she's not going to be able to do this guy, the fucking boyfriend, I think.
I like her a lot.
I hope there is something there.
Is this guy the tarred Romeo?
I've just got to play porn after, really, to see how things are.
Oh, I don't know, it's the same chick.
I thought that...
I thought this guy was a player or some shit.
I like that thing.
She liked the fact that Shane was poetry.
Yeah.
Oh my god, this is horrible, dude.
That's good.
Jackie have come to meet Shane in West London.
As the two lovebirds share a drink, Shane builds up to asking the big question.
How are you feeling right now?
Okay.
Happy.
Happy-do-lucky.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm feeling over the top of the world.
Wait, no, it's the same shit.
Because you make my day.
This is the same.
I thought he was going on a second day.
No, this is the same shit from a different angle.
Or like reversed or whatever.
It's the same fucking thing.
And are we girlfriend, boyfriend?
Boyfriend?
Just friends, right?
That's so true.
Just friends, all right.
That's okay.
Arcade Game Console Sucks Review00:10:38
Don't even fucking know you.
I don't know what to say.
That's enough, dude.
That's cool.
Oh, and there's the forever alone music.
Cue the forever alone music.
Because you've been good company, too.
It didn't go quite well.
How do you feel about that?
Gutted?
Because I didn't really like her, and I thought she could have been the lady of the dreams, you know?
I'm sorry, I should not be laughing.
This is horrible.
I'm sorry.
It's just an odd feeling I got, and all of a sudden, as soon as I asked and alerted out the correct way I thought, the correct way you thought.
It's like a rocket just didn't.
You've got to talk a little bit, mate.
You gotta talk a little bit!
You are the basic, clean-full old buffer.
Oh my god.
Shortest date ever.
Seriously, shortest date ever.
Anyway, Skunkler, that was definitely not the inner circle.
But, you know, that was, why do you even know that exists there, Skunkler?
Why do you even know that video even fucking exists?
Do you watch this show?
This is an actual show.
Like, you know, it's like the 90-day fiancé shit, but this is like Todd's trying to find love affairs and rendezvous.
All right, man.
Anyway, Skunkler, thank you very much.
Even though, you know, you meant it as an insult.
It was funny as hell either way.
I'm sorry.
Not funny.
It was.
It was, uh, original.
All right, let's just, I don't know.
Any, oh.
All right.
Let's get to the next video donation.
All right.
The next video donation was requested by Sega Genesis is the best.
And I have it long time to see, by the way.
And Sega Genesis is the best said, how has it been going, Ghost?
I got my YM2612 cover here.
It was made using.
What is it?
Defle Mask.
Excuse me.
Don't call me Dixlexic, by the way.
I'm doing a couple of things.
Which emulates that sound chip.
Take a smoke with me during the song.
Cheers, Sell Tohu merch.
We need it.
No, we don't, okay?
But let's go ahead and let's get to Sega Genesis is the best here.
Alright, and once again, don't call me, do not call me Dick Slexic, alright?
All right.
I was trying to do a couple of things and, you know, you get a little flustered, all right?
You get a little flustered.
Just like the last video of, like, tard dating.
I mean, that's horrible, man.
I mean, the tards weren't there but five minutes.
And then the tar dude goes, yeah, we boyfriend and girlfriend.
And then the dark chick's like, eh, no, just friends.
Friends, that's okay.
Yeah, that's perfectly fine.
Oh, my God.
All right, here it is.
This is Sega Genesis is the best requested this.
Put the PC shot on.
This is what they requested here.
Here it is.
Everybody's getting nostalgic, game nostalgic here.
At least I am.
I mean, I don't play video games anymore.
I did when they first started getting popular.
I used to be an arcade game player.
You know, in the arcade, you have to look at your fucking enemy in the face.
You know?
I'm not joking around you fuckers out here that are playing these multiplayer games and doing all this internet bullshit.
I mean, that ain't shit.
When you're in an arcade game, you're fucking looking at your competitor in the face.
You know?
You can intimidate them before they even get their hands on the controls.
You understand what I'm saying?
It's not right now.
You fucking youngins don't get it.
You know, you look at.
And on top of that, not only did you look at your competitor in the face, you'd get like a fucking gallery.
You know?
You get like a whole bunch of people watching you fucking compete.
Like a whole fucking gallery, for Christ's sake.
And let me tell you, I was the fucking best.
Alright, when it came to arcade guns, alright?
Whenever there was an arcade game, I'd go play it, and I'd be kicking everybody's ass, and I would tell everybody, bring it on, bring it on, and they couldn't fuck with me, man.
I'm not even kidding.
They couldn't fuck with me.
They couldn't fuck with me, man.
What do you mean, quit lying?
You named the fucking arcade game.
I was kicking fucking ass, man.
And you name it.
I was kicking ass.
Fucking Gallagher.
Fucking fucking fucking big dug.
You know, no, dude, don't fuck with me on dig dug, dude.
I am the fucking master of fucking dig dug, alright?
I mean, you fucking name.
You name it.
You fucking name it.
I was also Rampage.
Remember Rampage, man?
That was a fucking good arcade game.
Then when they put it on the console, it sucks.
Rampage sucks because you people have played it on a goddamn console.
It sucks on console.
Evolution of the arcade game, all right?
I've played them all.
And let me tell you, I was badass, you know, especially during the, you know, converting from the 80s to the early 90s, man, when we started seeing Street Fighter, you know, man, Street Fighter, that one right there was like a game where everybody played.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, everybody played.
And if you were just playing Street Fighter by yourself, somebody would come along, you'd get a gallery, and then fuck.
I mean, just you don't want to fuck with it.
You don't want to fuck with me when it comes to that.
That's why I'm saying you fucking multiplayer game players out here that think that you're, you know, badass because you're playing somebody on an internet connection, you've got to see your goddamn competitor in the face in a goddamn arcade game.
And that's a whole other different factor.
All right, that's a whole other different factor because many people get intimidated, you know, before they even put their hands on the controllers, like I said before.
All right.
Anyway, let us continue here.
And we got Cheekbuster.
Local Live.
Cheekbuster here.
Oh, my God.
I'm screaming.
That guy looks like an actual fucking troll.
I think you're talking about the unfortunate mentally handicapped chap that was trying to, you know, get a girlfriend within five minutes.
Yeah, he looked pretty bad, dude.
That was unfortunate, Cheekbuster.
That's sad that someone, some production company is exploiting that poor chap.
But anyway, thank you, Cheekbuster, and thank you, Sega Genesis is the best for that, you know, old school, you know, had me reminiscing a little bit about not just the old game consoles, but the arcades, etc.
So cheers to you there, Sega Dream.
Excuse me, Sega Genesis is the best.
I almost said Dreamcast, man.
That's the last console I ever purchased.
After that, I didn't purchase anything ever again.
I got out of gaming.
I was like, if they don't like the goddamn Sega Dreamcast, I thought the Sega Dreamcast was way ahead of its time and nobody purchased it.
I was like, you know what?
I'm not purchasing another console again.
Although I did play occasionally whenever fucking somebody broke out.
Because back then, everybody wanted to have the new shit, no matter what it was.
And one of the competitors was Sony's PlayStation.
And I played PlayStation, the first one, and I thought that kind of blew me away as well.
You know, taken, taken to, fucking, you know, there were some pretty good fucking games on the original PlayStation that kind of evolved gaming, unfortunately, into the current state that we're in.
So, all right.
Anyway, thank you.
I don't want to be, you know, getting into some kind of dialogue about gaming.
Let's get to the next video dono.
This next video dono was requested by Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu.
Gun Rights and Unarmed Population00:12:45
And Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu said a Dem gets in office.
Shootings go up 1,000%.
Really makes you think this is why my ticket for the next election is Ghost and Melon Pan 2024.
Although I disagree with what you said there at the end, Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu, I do have to agree that it's rather coincidental that we've got Joe Biden in office and miraculously we're just having mass shootings out the ass.
So, you know, you got to figure that shit out on your own.
But like I said, and I've been saying on Twitter, in Joe Biden's America, folks that riot, loot, and commit acts of violence in the name of my racism or social justice or whatever the fuck their excuse is for that moment, that's protesting in Joe Biden's America.
That's protesting as it relates to the Democrats.
And yet these same Democrats want to take away the Second Amendment from law-abiding, tax-paying citizens?
Which is more dangerous?
Which is more dangerous?
I mean, I see everybody on Twitter, and Twitter, of course, is a leftist echo chamber where everybody's trying to out virtue signal each other for social currency amongst this fucking echo chamber.
But I hear all these so-called leftists on Twitter talking about Myanmar and, oh my God, there's a genocide in Myanmar.
The Myanmar junta is just indiscriminately killing protesters on the street.
And listen, I think they're horrific images.
I think it's horrible what's happening in Myanmar.
I think that the military junta is, you know, not fucking around.
And if you're going to get in any kind of opposition to the current situation that the junta wants to take it in, you're going to die.
But why is it that we're seeing so many casualties from the civilian population of Myanmar?
Because they're not armed.
Okay.
That is an unarmed population.
And you see, that's why the military junta in Myanmar can indiscriminately just shoot people that are trying to protest even in peace because they got the guns and you don't.
And that's what the Democrats are creaming for.
That's why they want to take away our constitutionally protected right so that we become a unarmed population that they can impose our will on by the barrel of a gun.
And that's what Mao said.
That's what Mao's known for.
That's why everybody, one of these Democrats and all these people are Maoists because Mao said that power is yielded at the barrel of a gun.
That's what Mao Seitong said.
Power is yielded at the barrel of a gun.
But that's if the population is not armed itself.
And regardless of what these dumbass idiots in Washington, D.C. say, our forefathers created the Second Amendment not for hunting.
They created it because they knew that even the system that they created could eventually become tyrannical against the populace, which goes against the foundation of why they created this whole government to begin with.
And the Second Amendment allows us to be able to, well, at least in the amendment, that's what it says.
You're supposed to use the Second Amendment to take control of the government and remove the tyrannical government from power.
These are facts.
Look up the Second Amendment for yourself.
I didn't mean to get off on this soliloquy, but, you know, that's just the way it is.
Oh, we got a dodo here.
Unparalleled aesthetic.
What's up, dude?
I said I want the truth.
Here's some more YM 2612 cover.
Streets of Rage 4 came out a while ago, and it's not as good as the originals, but it's still good.
Arcades were fun as a child.
Sad to see it go like that.
Take a smoke, cheers.
I definitely will take a smoke for Christ's sake.
As you notice, I've been a little more talkative, you know, I've been a little bit more, you know, stone ghost ain't bad.
I'm telling you, here, give me a little smoke here.
Cheers to unparalleled aesthetics once again, man.
Thank you very much.
Here we go.
All right.
Let me hold it in.
Let it hit the brain.
All right, man.
Cheers to unparalleled aesthetics.
Let us get to the next video, Dono.
This next video, Dono, once again, Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu.
I went on that soliloquy because his comment on there, Democrats are in office.
Shootings go up 1,000% really makes you think.
And then he trolls at the end by saying, this is why my ticket for the next election is Ghost Melon Pan 2024, which, you know, give me a break.
But let's see what we have here.
Once again, Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu.
Put the PC shot on.
Here we go.
What's up, guys?
This is Will Witt with PragueU.
Today we are in Pasadena asking people about the concept of a good guy with a gun stopping a bad guy with a gun.
Let's do it.
Do you think that people in America should be allowed to have guns?
No, no.
Not at all.
No.
No, I don't think so.
I don't really see the point of really needing a gun.
So why should they have it?
Guns in general for me.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Pause this.
You know that this guy is asking the most dikey and most fruity people on campus.
But don't these people understand that the only reason that they can do and be flamboyant, and the only reason that they can be so openly gay, is because people with guns protect society, so it doesn't go into an anarchy situation, so that people like you?
Because look, I think gays need to take a little bit step back from what they're doing and realize that there's not that many places in the world that are going to accept gay people if Western civilization falls.
I mean, you know they.
They execute gays in Islamic countries, all right.
They put gays in prison in many of the Asian countries, with the exceptions of the ones that are Westernized.
I mean, i'm just trying to say I don't understand.
These people are, you know, Lgbtq.
You would think that you would want guns in the society that you're in so that you could continue to be you, your flamboyant gay, lesbian self.
Play it more unsafe than safe.
Yeah, I feel like having a gun makes it like easier to just go around shooting people.
I feel like, with a gun in my house, I would feel less safe.
If like, if my dad owned a gun, like I would feel less safe.
Okay, I think people should be able to have guns, but I think there should be like really strict regulations.
I'm pretty sure, like you can be a 14 year old and just walk in and like, get a gun, about 94 of mass shootings happen in gun-free zones because people who are going to shoot people know there won't be anyone in there with a gun to defend themselves.
So do you think that, Like in a gun-free zone, we could have people who actually have guns not make them gun-free in zones, and then people wouldn't go and commit mass shootings in them as much?
I think the idea of someone in my see that, you know, once you give women too much information, that's exactly what happens.
That's what fucking Kamala Harris looks like whenever she's asked a question.
You notice you don't see that bitch anymore.
You know, they got her in hiding.
I mean, once the Biden administration, look, I want to be honest with you, Biden is not making his decisions.
There's a group of people that are, you know, propping him up like a fucking weekend at Bernie's.
And Kamala Harris has been neutralized because they handed her a fucking live grenade called the Border, and they just anointed her as well.
We're going to leave the border situation up to Kamala Harris.
You don't think that they did that on purpose to neutralize any kind of influence she may have on the White House, the presidency, policy, public views, etc.
Community walking around with a concealed weapon just in case somebody else has a concealed weapon is terrifying.
It would have to be like a police type figure, but not like a police officer, but like a police type figure, but not a police officer.
Have you ever heard the concept like a good guy with a gun with a gun?
Ever heard that before?
There's a guy came in, crazy guy, he was going to shoot up the whole church, and a guy with a gun who was there at the church, he defended the entire church, killed the guy who was coming in to kill all these people.
Right, exactly.
Yeah, no, I don't think there's any reason you need to bring a gun to a church.
Well, there was a reason right there.
The guy shot him.
Like a good guy with the gun.
I really don't think that that does exist.
He could have like shot his leg like disease.
And then like walk and then he probably.
the fuck do you think you get this fat fatty because people with guns go out and not only protect your fat ass from being assaulted or being accosted or being robbed but also people you know what you know Forget it.
I don't even know.
I'm sorry.
I mean, this shit pisses me off, dude.
Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu knows how to, you know, he knows how to donate these videos.
You know, this must be the troll show.
I get it.
Let's play it.
I'm sorry.
I don't know.
They could have like called someone and prevented it a different way rather than killing him.
I don't know.
I don't.
It's like that wouldn't happen if guns weren't allowed.
You know, there would have been a lot of lives.
So yes, like a good guy with the gun.
There's such things.
But because of the world that we live in right now, people are blinded.
What if someone broke into your house?
How would you defend yourself?
I try to grab whatever I can in my house to hit him.
Then I guess you wish for the best.
If you had a gun, then you wouldn't have to wish for the best.
You could defend yourself.
Yeah, that's true.
I'm not too paranoid about people coming out to get me because I'm a nice person.
Have you ever shot a girl?
You're a nice person.
You should try it.
Why don't you watch forensic files and take a look at how many fucking nice people were murdered that were innocent, nice people themselves?
Why don't you take a look at cold cases?
Take a look at fucking all these programs that highlight nice people getting murdered for whatever fucking reason.
Okay, I'm just saying.
I feel like if it exhilarates.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, maybe it would change your mind a little bit.
She said, you don't, you want to ban guns, right?
But the government's corrupt and spends money badly.
Right?
So technically, you would be giving your guns to a corrupt government.
Then the government, these corrupt people, would be the only ones who had guns.
Oh look, you see, this is how, look at this, you see- You see these bitches?
This is how women think they get away with shit.
This is how fucking Kamala Harris acts, okay?
Whenever she's like called out on something or asked a question she doesn't know, she just laughs, waves, and goes away.
This is the defense mechanism of dumb bitches.
And when you find bitches like this, you say, you want to know why you're laughing?
Because you're fucking wrong and you're fucking stupid.
How much are you in debt college-wise?
And of course, these bitches will be like, oh, I can't believe you're talking to me that way and turn it into an issue or actually tell you that, oh, yeah, I'm like 30, 40,000.
I'm 50,000 in debt.
You're that much in college debt and you don't know how to rationalize and think in this capacity to the point where somebody has to stump you and document you on video for you to finally be like, oh, shit, I don't know.
I don't think.
I need to go.
Do you think that anyone in America should have a gun?
Honestly, if you have to defend yourself, yes.
I mean, the military use it.
If you are registered properly, if you go through the proper legal steps, the legalities, then what does that mean?
The legal step.
fuck does that mean you know that if you have to buy a gun your name has to they talk about background checks right You have to have a background check to buy a gun anyway.
Zeus Tanning Nose Injections Perspective00:16:27
Okay?
I mean, the background check doesn't take very long, but you know, they run your fucking name through like the FBI, of course.
And if nothing comes up, then you can buy a fucking gun.
It's that fucking simple.
I think it takes like two fucking minutes to run your fucking name.
You properly store your gun and have it on a safety clip or whatnot.
I mean, I personally don't hold on.
But as long as you are safe and you use the proper measurements, then you have a right to protect yourself.
This is the lad of the free.
Right.
Did you learn anything new?
Yeah.
Yeah.
A lot.
A lot.
Yeah.
It's kind of like making me think about my perspective.
The things you were asking.
It's like making me question what I think.
Did you have fun?
I had fun talking.
Thank you.
Did you learn anything?
Yeah, you just made me think.
I'm going to go think about it at home.
Did your head just explode at that last one?
Yeah, I think people just need to be more informed.
I agree.
I agree.
You're in college.
Thank you so much for watching.
We got a lot of good responses and we're actually able to educate a ton of people on this issue.
It's always awesome for me.
Remember to share this video with your friends.
Comment your thoughts down below.
Follow me and pray to you on all social media.
I'll see you in the next one.
Have you ever heard the concept of like a good guy with a gun stops a bad guy with a gun?
I've heard that quite a lot.
That's the thing everybody kind of goes to in the defense of owning a weapon.
These darn conservative people.
Thank you for watching this video.
That was a great video, Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu.
I don't know about the Ghost Melon Pan comment, but that was actually a pretty good one.
Thank you very much, Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu.
I love these videos that you request outside the Melon Pan ones.
All right.
The Melon Pan ones are just a no-go for me, man.
And hey, we got Wings of Ghost Sun in the house.
What's going on, dude?
Message in my daughter.
Cheers to Wings of Ghost Sun.
Hey, Ghost, just got back from the footy.
Just watched my team go five games undefeated to start the season.
Best believe the beers are flowing in a celebratory manner.
The highlights from the game hasn't been uploaded, so here's last week's, I guess.
All right, man.
Cheers.
And by the way, I did get your $2 there, Wings of Ghost Sun, so I've got the link.
So once again, cheers to you, man.
Anyway, let's get to the next video.
Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu.
Once again, thank you for that last video.
I do appreciate it.
And I think everybody kind of, you know, got a little informed and got a little perturbed at the same time.
Let's get to the next video.
Cheekbuster has requested this one.
And he said, yo, Ghost, just came in from a social gathering.
Me and my friends came across this freak on YouTube.
Can't find a compilation, so we got to watch this ginger talk about him.
You've got to see this.
All right, Cheekbuster.
I'm really looking forward.
Let's see what the hell you're talking about.
We are.
Here it is.
We have to watch this fat ginger talk about him.
All right, let's go ahead and take a look.
All right.
And oh, dude, look, Cheekbuster, I appreciate you donating this, but every time I see somebody that looks like this and I see 1.7 million subscribers on YouTube, it just makes me want to puke.
I'm sorry.
Play it.
Play it.
Let's see this guy.
What is it?
Man uses tan injections to change his race.
About to go down one of the most insane rabbit holes I've ever seen on YouTube.
I hope you're prepared.
The cans are already on.
We are going to waste no time getting into this.
It is with great honor that I introduce to you the very unknown YouTuber, Nuka Zeus.
Now, Nuka Zeus is one of the most interesting YouTubers I have ever seen.
And I'm going to start you guys off where his channel starts.
September 9th, 2019.
Melanotin.
I don't know how to pronounce this word.
It's mostly used to treat skin conditions, but commonly used online for tanning one's skin.
And also, weirdly enough, it's used in treating erectile dysfunction.
What up, y'all?
Nuka Zeus here, representing that black power.
You know what I'm saying?
The injections that I inject into myself as an experimental drug supposedly makes your pigments work in overtime to produce more melanin in the skin.
Today is day seven that I've been taking it.
The first couple days were fucking terrible.
I get lightheaded, feeling tired and drowsy.
Definitely sounds like a safe drug to be constantly injecting yourself with.
They say that you're supposed to get like these random boners that last for hours.
I haven't gotten one.
If anything, I think my dick stopped working.
Not a single boner.
I feel like the black power tattoo that he has across his arm may be giving it away.
In case you still haven't caught on, let me show you 50 days into his melanotan treatment that he's doing to himself.
For those of you that are just tuning in, and for the people that have been following me, why I've been injected on myself, and I am guessing darker, and I love it.
My nipples are no longer pink, y'all.
My dick is no longer pink.
It's like light brown.
So let me give a little context because I have kind of just dropped you into this.
Nuka Zeus is a white man who is convinced that he is a black man.
Not only is he a white man who thinks he's a black man, but he outspokenly hates white people.
One of the funniest fucking things you're going to notice right away is his profile picture.
That's not even a horrible looking pigment.
It's not even black.
I've seen that on one arm he had black power tattooed.
On his other arm, he has fuck whites tattooed.
My guy, you're white.
You're white, my man.
We're just going to go through some of these because there's so much content.
Like, such a wonderful feeling.
I can't wait till I look like Wesley Snipes.
Melanotan 2.
He fucks the fuck black.
Here's a little especially.
We are now on February 24th.
I mean, somebody's panic.
Oh my God.
Here's a few things I'd like you to notice before we really get too into it.
The cornrow hair extensions.
His beard, which at one point was light brown, maybe a little bit orange, has turned deep black.
Malibu and all that y'all.
Malibu.
Anyways, a lot of people keep hitting me up on IT and they be asking me all this shit about melanotan and the tanning injections.
Melanotan.
That's how you say it.
Fuck.
There's a lot of the people be asking me.
Dude, look at the skin on his face.
Discriminate.
I mean, it's gotten darker.
He's become black.
This guy had a he didn't have all these like indemptions and shit in his face.
Be your own goddamn race.
You know what I'm saying?
That is fucking offensive as fuck.
You know what I'm saying?
I do not condone these cave beasts taking tanning injections to become black.
That is something I do not condone.
That is not something that I accept.
That is not something that I want.
My man, do I need to pull up the first video?
Am I missing something here?
Put up a side-by-side.
Are you shitting me, my guy?
You'll notice he does this.
He refers to all white people as cave beasts.
Leave it to a white guy to be the most racist black guy.
So if you're wondering now, but my man, Zeus, you're testing people that they're not black just because they inject tan jokes.
And in fact, that makes sense.
But you did that, Zeus.
Here, let him explain it.
Let him explain the difference.
But if you tanning because you want to become black, nah, bro.
Nah, bro.
That shit ain't cool.
Now, I know some dumbass motherfucking haters is going to say some stupid ass shit.
I am not taking tanning injections to become black.
I ain't got to be a little bit more.
This looks like the ladder, that one stuffed streamer that pretends to judge Zeus.
You write?
What the?
It's so hard.
It's fucking scuffed up.
He wants to be black.
He is black.
And if you try to emulate what he's doing, you're racist because you're not black.
In this video, I'm going to be talking about using the tanned beds and how often to do it and yada yada.
I usually tan about every other day in the tanning bed.
On top of getting injections.
He's tanning in a tan man.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I don't know what to show you next because there's so much shit.
But here's one of my favorites from his channel where he cut Malcolm X and Martin Luther King into his hedges.
And to be honest, he did a really good job.
You already knew about the Malcolm X or UNIAF.
Oh my God.
I just started to add right now.
Malcolm X plus Tanning Injections Day 100.
This is Malcolm Injections.
Melanotan.
This man is not tanning himself.
Okay.
What he believes he's doing is darkening his skin so that his outward appearance matches his black inside.
I don't even know what that means fully, but that's what's happening here.
The title of this video is I've always had a black dick.
What up, y'all?
What?
I just wanted to know that I've always had a black dick.
Even before I started, you know, darkening my skin and tanning and shit like that.
Like, bro, like, as you can see in some of my old videos, his skin looks bad, dude.
Look at it.
I mean, you know.
Like, light, light, light, light skin.
I mean, not the tan party.
My dick and balls was the darkest part of my body by like 10 shades at least.
It's very fucking weird.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't want to be the guy to say it, but didn't you just say in your other video that your dick is no longer pink?
My nipples are no longer pink, y'all.
My dick is no longer pink.
Zeus, what is it?
Was your dick pink or was your dick dark?
Come on, Zeus.
Which one was it?
People, you know what I'm saying?
I knew a white dude and I asked him, I was like, yo, bro, you know what I'm saying?
What's the darkest part of your body?
I was casually talking to my bro and I was like, hey, my man, what color is your dick?
Really?
Because mine is darker.
Benefits of having a big nose.
Oh my life, especially when I was younger.
The benefits of having a big nose.
You can snort somebody's cocaine out of their pocket.
A lot of people think I'm just having a big nose.
By the time I got to an adult, I realized the benefit of having a big nose.
And what is that?
What is tell me the benefit of having a big nose?
Some of y'all fellas out there, you might know, but ladies, you know the benefits of having a dude with a big nose.
He's so smug about it.
Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, John.
Pause this.
Wait a minute.
Is he insinuating that when he's doing 69 or going down on a woman, that while he is engaging in cunnalingus, he is using his nose as an object to put in the stink?
Is that like, you know what I'm saying?
I mean, for lack of a better term.
Get the benefit of having a big nose with that a lady would know.
Is he getting up in her shit like...
I don't mind having my big-ass motherfucking nose.
You know what I'm saying?
I like the fact that it's so big and what it does because- What does it do?
Leave it at that.
Don't leave it at that, Zeus.
Big nose sex.
For this monkey, a bigger nose meets.
Good God, how funny.
Why did you guys got it?
Why did it have to be a monkey?
He dubbed it the black mobile.
Didn't have to be a black woman is my god because the black woman is God But I had to be careful with my wording because you never know what could happen if I park my car in a parking lot You know what I'm saying brain transplant to become What up, y'all?
Brain transplant.
I wasn't convinced that Zeus was black, but he has a poster in his room hanging of a bottle of Hennessy.
And suddenly, I don't need any more convincing.
Earlier this year, this one dude said to me, bro, you ain't black.
You ain't, you can't be black unless you got, you know, that black skin.
But now I'm taking the tanning shots and I'm tanning and I'm getting darker skin.
Now all of a sudden people want to switch it up.
They're like, oh, oh, oh, you can have black skin, but that don't make you black.
Black is a history, an ancestry, and a culture all in one.
You can't just, you know, darken your skin and start talking a certain way and go, yeah, now I'm black.
Oh, they think so.
Just ask Tom Hanks' kids.
Want to switch bodies and we get the brain transplant.
Take my brain and put it in his body.
Take his brain and put it into my body.
How about that?
Will I be black Dan?
Huh?
Huh?
Will I be black Dan?
Is your friend black?
I don't know.
Let's look at his phone case.
His phone case is great.
Black power phone case I made.
Wow.
Black power.
And he's got Africa on it, dude.
Black power.
Yeah.
Hello, man.
Yeah.
Look at the clan that's been hanging down.
Fuck about it.
Fuck the clan.
The clan can suck my dick.
But like, fuck all whites.
I mean, there's pretty cool white people in the world.
At least I think so.
Not only in my opinion is he being super disrespectful to black culture, but he pretty outspokenly hates white people.
So let's go into that.
In fact, why I hate white people.
Part one.
Why I hate white people.
I do have a tattoo that says F-wites.
Yes, I am anti-white.
Yes, I do not like white people.
Yes, I do hate white people.
Now, yes, I also do have black power on my other arm.
Yes, I am pro-black.
Yes, I am for black excellence.
I do not think, say, or preach that being pro-black is anti-white.
I never said that.
I don't know why some people out there.
I can't imagine how my message would get misconstrued.
Black power, fuck whites.
Bro, I can't even comprehend how that would get misconstrued.
Like, come on, dude.
Are you stupid?
I'm editing this right now and I realize how dumb of a question that was.
I went through a whole bunch of shit I didn't have to go through.
You know what I'm saying?
Not just me.
You know what I'm saying?
My family, my people, the black community.
But you're white.
You're parents of white.
You're a white man.
You learn that every single time you touch fire, it's going to burn and hurt.
All right?
It's the same thing.
I learned through my life experiences that white people are bad.
It's just racist.
Can I finally say it's racist?
Because of white people.
We've already been 10 minutes into this, but Cheekbuster.
Oh my God, man.
Seriously.
Oh, my God.
I cannot believe that there are people like this that actually exist.
But then again, I mean, we live in a day and age where we've got people that are that have been bronies for 10 plus fucking years.
So, you know, nothing surprises me anymore.
But wow, man.
Wow.
I just, I can't believe that.
But then again, I can't.
I just.
I mean, every time I watch something like that, that song comes into my head again.
What have we become my sweetest friend?
Everyone I know goes away in the I mean, I'm serious, man.
I'm fucking serious.
Hey, well, we got another dodo from Wings of Ghost Sun.
My sister, my dad.
We got another dodo from Wings of Ghost Sun up in here.
Also, I guess Wings of Redemption's divorce is getting closer and closer.
And here's the proof.
Divorce and heartbreaking.
I can't wait to see that.
The feeling of the money.
And Callie, dude.
What's up to Callie, dude?
Oh, my God.
This guy is going to get cancer and won't learn from it.
Reminds me of Pamperchew, who microwaved diapers, wore them, and eventually developed lymphoma and fried his mind on drugs and alcohol in his 30s.
Oh, yeah, I've been donated that guy.
Yeah, that guy's, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about, man.
Do y'all remember that one case that somebody donated to us about a couple of years ago where there was a furry that tried to dip his hands in dry ice so that they can look like paws or some shit?
Do y'all remember?
And then it like froze his hands so bad that he had to have a double amputation off of it.
Y'all remember that shit?
I mean, this is where we're at right now, man.
I'm not kidding.
This is where we're at.
Nickelodeon Brony Watchlist Crossover00:11:49
Anyway, let's continue, folks.
Thank you, Cheekbuster.
Everybody got a kick and yet a little bit of a shock at that.
You know, a little bit of a kick and a shock.
But let us get to the next video, Dono.
This next video, Dono, was requested by Brony Watchlist.
And Brody Watchlist said he wasn't the first Brony mass shooter.
There was also another Bron that listened to your show.
Yeah, right.
That shot up a store because he thought if he killed his co-workers and himself, that he would be reborn as Pony Princess.
Okay, all right.
Let's I don't know what the look, just because these people are mass shooters and they're bronies, they didn't listen to my show.
All right, they didn't listen to my fucking show up in here.
And by the way, I have to log in to this one, so that's great.
This one should be a winner.
All right, seriously, this should be a winner here.
All right, let's go ahead and let's see what this is here.
All right, here it is.
Brony Watchlist.
And take a look at this, some old school Metal Core.
All right, I hear Metal Core's got some health problems, man.
That sucks.
So let's say you listen.
Here it is.
Once again, this was requested by Brony Watchlist.
Play it.
The fuck off!
Shut cucumbers down your foot!
Shut the fuck up!
You shut cucumbers down your foot!
Shut the fuck up!
Were you trying to get crazy with this thing?
Don't you know I'm loco?
I'm not insane.
I'm not insane.
Yeah, let's do it.
That insanity is an understatement, man.
I want you to picture the protagonist from Hatred.
Dark, brooding, angsty, ready to unsheath his katana at a moment's notice.
Now take that image, that personification of rage incarnate, and put him in a pretty dress.
Because deep down he wants to be a little girl.
Add on top of that the fact that he is a huge fan of My Little Pony.
Oh, good.
There he stands before us with shotgun in hand, in his pretty high heels and his MLP hat, ready to enact his plan.
And what's his master plan?
That if he kills enough people, if he murders enough people before killing himself, he will be reincarnated as a second string character from a Nickelodeon cartoon show.
But our angsty, transsexual brony, who is a huge Nickelodeon fan, isn't a work of fiction.
He's Randy Stares, otherwise known online as Andrew Blaze.
I remember this guy didn't know.
This is an amalgamation of a person.
This motivation behind an act that drove Randy to kill three co-workers at the supermarket he worked at, all to attain his goal of becoming a ghost girl in the hereafter.
Now, a lot of times when you examine insane people, you look at the aftermath of an act of violence, there are two things people want to know.
The what and the why.
Why did they do it?
What was the motivation for them doing it?
Why was no one there to stop them?
What could have prevented this tragedy from happening?
But myself, I'm more interested in the when and the how.
How did the transformation begin?
How did Randy Stares, somebody who started out on YouTube a decade ago, go from a normal kid to a sociopathic Nickelodeon spree killer?
When exactly did he go from normal to batshit insane?
One of the major differences between what happened with Randy Stairs and something like a Columbine is the amount of evidence left behind.
While it's true that spree killers and mass killers in the past have left behind manifestos, as Randy has, what's different now is that people catalog, they archive their entire life online.
And so in the case of Randy Stairs, we have a decade's worth of a history, of a footprint of who he was and when this transformation began.
So I'm going to take us on a journey.
I'm going to show you Randy Stairs' descent into pure insanity.
Good job, dude.
I mean, look at all this documented shit.
No shit, man.
Randy Stairs, before he was known online as Andrew Blaze, before he was part of the EGS, the Ghost Squad Spree-Killing Nickelodeon Fan Club, was known as Pioneer Productions.
Now, Pioneer Productions was a holy fucking shit.
What the fuck?
Let me make something crystal clear.
I don't like Danny Phantom.
I'm a Dexter's Lab sort of guy.
And as we all know, Cartoon Network fans only commit robberies.
I'll pull off a diamond heist, but I'm not going to kill my co-workers because I want to become a transsexual ghost girl.
That's just retarded.
Pioneer productions existed since 2008.
And one of the first things you're going to notice about the channel, about the content that Randy produces, is that it is completely nondescript.
It blends into the crowd.
There is nothing unique or surprising about it.
In the entirety of the eight years that the channel was up and running, he tried everything and anything to get noticed.
It is the quintessential YouTube channel, throwing as much shit at the wall, hoping something sticks so you'll find popularity.
One of the earliest and best examples of this would be Mr. Horsehead meets Mr. Wooden Alligator.
This is from the heyday of YouTube where you could make incredibly shitty content and people would gobble it up, which just sounds like a fucking hoot and a holler to watch.
Interestingly, this is the most popular video on his channel.
That's excluding an upload of a music video that was pulled down due to DMCA.
Legally speaking, this is the most popular video he ever produced.
And the only reason it has any popularity to it is because he got some heat.
He got noticed by having a crossover with a much more popular YouTuber at the time.
While Make Me Bad 35 has gone the route of Fred nowadays, where nobody really knows who the fuck he is and his videos get barely any views.
Back in the day, he got quite a few.
So this was a coup for Randy.
And once he got a taste of success, he tried over and over to repeat it by copying the format and trying again and again with whales and frogs and any other kind of children's toy to become as popular as Make Me Bad was.
However, for Randy, that never materialized.
The videos never garnered many views.
And so it was back to the drawing board again.
If at first you don't succeed, try fucking anything to get noticed.
Another attempt that Pioneer Productions was a part of was again a crossover.
This was a channel filmed with his brother and their friends that emulated Jackass, where they'd go out and do stunts to try to garner views.
Much like his toy videos, it never really went anywhere.
Even when he got a gig making a music video for a band in the local area, he still didn't really get the attention that he was seeking.
And this is a common theme played out time and time again on his channel.
Over the course of eight years, he could never find something that really attracted an audience.
At his peak, even he says that he was always stuck between 8,500 to 9,000 subs.
Yeah, well, he went on YouTube for nearly a decade.
You can't be so random.
You know, if you're going to be dedicated to some kind of content, if you're a content producer, you need to be consistent with it and keep going with it, dude.
I remember when I first started True Conservative Radio, I remember there were days where I was broadcasting to like one or two people.
All right, but you know, I mean, I came on with an idea.
Well, as a matter of fact, I even go back further than the show.
I mean, I was, you know, being in the Pal Talk voice community.
I think there was one called Fire Talk.
You know, I go back some ways.
You know, it's not just, I wasn't just doing this.
You know, I just decided that, hey, I might as well go ahead and do a podcast, etc.
That's why we're here.
That's about a thousand subs a year, much less than he was hoping for, much less than Make Me Bad 35 had, which was around 1.9 million.
And this lack of an audience becomes very visible when you watch the live streams that he engaged in, where he would sit for three hours and talk to no one, all by himself, desperately trying to get somebody to connect to.
Good God.
Good God, look at this guy.
Between 2011 and 2013, both on YouTube and on other streaming websites, Randy repeatedly attempted to try to be a streamer, and yet never found success.
It becomes a common theme with him over and over again.
Even when emulating something that's popular, even when riding on a trend, trying to capitalize on something that somebody found success in, Randy is an abject failure, time and time again.
And after years of this, you can begin to see the cracks start to show.
He starts to release content that becomes much more depressed, much more withdrawn, darker than what he usually did, where he talks about how he's disillusioned with YouTube, where the creative outlet that he enjoyed so much for so many years no longer fills the niche, no longer captures his attention.
Look, this is the thing about YouTube, or whatever, any platform, all right?
You're competing with the world.
Okay, so you have to do something that separates you from the rest of the world because even the most popular YouTubers are ripping off ideas from each other because it's unoriginal shit.
I mean, no one, I mean, you know, no one's truly that original on YouTube specifically.
You know, everybody's just copying each other.
It's fucking horrible.
Anyway, I think we're going to end it there on that video because we got a whole bunch more.
But Brony watch list, thank you for bringing that up to our attention.
And cheers to Mr. Meadowcore if he's out there.
But this guy was not a part of my show or any of that.
Don't try to attach these fucking bronies on me.
All right.
They're their own gig.
They're their own spiel.
All right.
So don't come at me.
All right.
Don't come at me.
Oh, what a Captain Autism.
Captain Autism.
$50 bill.
$50.
$50 bill.
What the hell is this?
$50 bill.
Hey there, bud.
This took way longer for YouTube to process than expected.
Please regard my fine work, though.
Shout outs to you, the Dome, the IC, and all the chats.
Death, death, death to bronies.
All right.
And Wings of Ghost Sun just dropped a two bucker saying, actually, here's the highlights.
Just on the official site.
This will replace the first video.
Okay, the first video.
All right, got it.
Thank you, Wings of Ghost Sun.
All right, let us continue, man.
Thank you once again, Brony Watchlist, for that.
But that dude was not a part of the show, so don't try to latch that on me.
Let us get to the next video, Dono.
This next video, Dono, is by one.
All right.
Oh, and EEE.
Condom Smile Pros Cons Daniel Songer00:08:18
And they didn't say anything.
They just dropped this link here.
And hold on, let me get this over here.
And let's go ahead and get to the link that one wanted us to take a look at.
Is everybody ready?
All right.
Here it is.
One requested this.
Didn't say anything.
Here's the video.
What is this?
Ladies and gentlemen.
What the hell?
Comedian Intertainer Daniel Songer.
Who?
Oh, my God.
Hey!
Comedian Intertainer!
Daniel Songer!
Back here with a condom smile.
Yes, that's it.
What did I tell you?
130.
What did I tell you?
You're competing with the woman.
You know what, guys?
I have never been to him.
What is this smile?
Just go out to a lady and just say, you know, just even say, yo, hey, I want to talk dirty to you, yo.
Let alone.
Shut up.
This is not me.
Okay, dude.
Do you want to do something dirty with me?
Yo, I just have never been that kind of man, yo.
But when I was a teenager, I would walk up to a pretty girl and I'd say, do you want a screw?
Yeah, I'd open my hand and there lies a screw.
Oh, my.
Yeah.
Was this undiagnosed autism before autism was a thing?
I'm telling you, man, you don't even have to open your hand.
Condom smile.
Condom smile.
Yeah.
Please have to open your hands.
Please stop.
Condom smile.
Yeah.
Yo, it's like, hey, do you want to see that?
This is not an inner circle member.
This is not me.
Just shut up in the chat, man.
I'm telling you.
Explosion.
Condom smile.
Hey, guys, what is a condom smile?
You know, to me, what is it?
It's probably a broken condom.
You know, condom smile.
Jesus, shut the fuck up.
It's probably cooking, man.
You know?
And furthering this guy.
Because that's what they want you to do.
And further it, man.
You know, further it.
So furthering it, a broken condom, okay?
And a cheerleader.
Okay.
And a direct C.
And I know what you're thinking.
I know what you're thinking.
Well, what's the C4?
C4 explosion.
C4 explosion.
God, dude, this is fucking horrible.
Explosion.
This is fucking sad, dude.
Condom smile.
What the fuck?
Why?
Hey, guys.
You know, since they've created these rubbers, man.
Since they've created them.
You know, we all want to know.
Hey, one.
What is this joke about?
Hey, one.
And you listened to this.
Why?
It's a broken record.
Sorry, baby.
The rubber broke.
Play it again, Sam.
Sorry, baby.
The rubber broke.
God, this guy actually thought he was going to get some comedians with this.
Good lord.
And so, anyway, guys, do you know?
Do you know why a man does not use a condom when he's masturbating?
Because he knows what it's like to get shot in the eye.
Sure does.
Boom.
Oh, please stop.
It's steady.
Please stop.
Oh, poor guy.
Shot in the eye.
That's why he's doing this.
Not in front of an audience.
You're not to blame, Darling.
You give Lol a bad name.
Yeah.
Shot in the eye, right, guys?
Hey, from going on.
Ah, catch your breath there, Fred.
They've had an old saying for many, many, many moons.
And they utilize this philosophy in deciding what to do.
And they utilize this by calling it the pros and the cons.
And one just said a chat room at the time.
Trust me, man.
The pros and the cons.
This guy did.
And in this what do you call this fantasy, this world that we live in of man and woman, okay?
And of course, taking into respect here of Daniel Sugar, comedian entertainer, condom smile.
Take it all that into fact.
Oh my god, laughing at your own fucking jokes.
They develop the condoms.
Are you trying to like hook that in our minds?
Okay, we're going to put a stop to condomies counterceptive.
Think about it, yeah.
I'm waiting for this video to yell back.
That's what the pros are.
The cons, I'm telling you, it was a con, man.
People out there with the cons, they would sit and say, you know, I won't get you pregnant, baby.
I promise I'll pull out.
You know, it's like, who is being con, yeah?
It's like, hey, baby, I promise.
I will.
I will pull out.
Pull out.
Pull out.
Why?
I will.
I promise.
Oh, my God.
And it comes down to this, all right?
So they're going to pull out.
I'm losing listeners.
So what does that make the con?
It makes them dumb, man.
Dumb, you know?
So how they put all that together is con dumb.
No who just got caught on hey, thank you Daniel Songer!
Yes, I am oh my god, he's gonna go stop his own video like a schmuck.
All right, hey, what look, there's hundreds of these.
I gotta go to this guy's, I gotta go to this guy here.
Look at this, 13 years ago.
And what was his latest video?
His latest video was four months ago.
Did he finally kill over?
Hold on, let's look at a I don't want to look at it.
This guy's bald now.
Okay, let's look at a let's look at a recent one.
Hell with it.
Let's look at it.
Ladies and gentlemen, comedian, entertainer, now storyteller, Daniel Songer.
All right, this is him now.
Hello.
He was able to.
Oh my God, he's still alive here, Daniel Songer.
And I mentioned to you on my last show that I have been writing poetry for 20 years.
Oh, great.
All right, now we got it.
All right, shut him off.
We don't need to watch another one of these.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, the last one he posted was four months ago.
I wonder if he got the COVID and, you know, somebody at the hospital was like, we don't need this man living on this earth anymore.
Okay, let's just go ahead, put him on a ventilator, put him on a medically induced coma, put him in a ventilator, please.
Anyway, thank you, one.
All right, O N E E. Thank you very much for that.
That was very bizarre, to say the least.
How bizarre?
How bizarre.
Anyway, let us get to the next video, Dono.
That's fucking condom smile.
Anyway, let's get to the next video, Dono.
This next video, Dono, was requested by Billy Smiles again.
And Billy Smiles said, last one ending on some really trippy Geno X 1987 shit.
Enjoy.
All right.
So Billy Smiles delving into the arena of Geno X 1987.
So let's see what he's got in store for us.
Here it is.
Billy Smiles.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Tripping Pink Floyd Star Trek Party00:05:02
Star Trek acid party, this measures the individual portions.
What's the dosage?
0.01 milliliters.
Okay.
Very potent substance.
We've improved our distillation process over the years.
This one barrel contains over 4 billion doses.
Splendid.
One hour later, what the fuck?
Fucking tripping out, man.
You know what I mean?
I'm fuckin' trippin' out over here, dude.
Get the fuck out of here with these kids.
What is this Billy Smiles?
A little Pink Floyd.
A little bit of Pink Floyd there, huh?
I don't know what I'm doing anyways.
Sorry, I thought I was in a fucking zone there for a second.
I was in a zone, sorry.
They're all tripping out, huh?
This ought to be a lot of fun.
Instead of returning to our own galaxy, the empty eyes have gone forward with the messages of Charlotte unknown.
Our present position just over the million might be message, Anyway, thank you very much, Satan, we- Appreciate it.
Can anybody hear me?
Hello.
I'm talking to anyone that can hear me.
Look into my nog eyes.
Look into my nog eyes.
Can you hear me?
Can you see me?
Danced Devil Bright Moonlight Rap00:04:23
Can you look at me to the right?
Don't into the light.
Do it now.
Look down!
Do you hear me?
Do you all hear me?
Ever danced with the devil in the bright moonlight?
Have you ever danced with the devil in the bright moonlight?
You've been dead, but I'm always with you.
You know that.
Oh, good God!
sir.
I didn't hear the rap.
Smugurko Eye Leash Billy Detective Music00:15:12
Sorry about that.
Yo, we rapping.
We chilling like some insane villains.
I'm looking at the chat.
They trying to be whack, but I'm where it's at because I get real wicked like that.
Let's go like this.
Who this?
Everyone, anybody be with this?
What did I say?
Who gives a shit?
Because I gotta talk shit anyway on this rhyme.
I fucked up.
I already fucked up.
I was trying to get into a zone there, and I got the final, the final front here.
I messed up.
Try this.
All right.
How long have we been going on here?
All right, we've been out here for about 10 minutes.
All right.
Anyway, sorry, that was a real fun video there, Billy Smiles.
And it did have elements of old Geno X 1987, to say the least, man.
So thank you very much, Billy Smiles, for that one right there.
Let us continue here.
All right.
On this, how long have we been on this broadcast already?
Look at this.
Eight hours and 39 minutes.
All right.
Straight through with 110% fucking energy.
I'm a machine.
All right.
Let us continue here.
We're going to go from Billy Smiles to Smugurko or Smogrucco, excuse me.
Smagrucco said, Here's some more punk.
All right.
Hopefully, it's some decent punk there, Smergurko, because we could definitely use some more palate cleansing to say the least.
And wait, hold on.
Smagurko, what the what is this?
What did you just request now?
All right, look, folks.
I want you all to know that I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I'm not a racist.
This is Smagurko that requested this, and I do not condone whatever is about to be played.
Does everybody understand?
All right, I'm not even going to repeat the name of this band, but Smagurko requested it.
Put the PC shot on.
Play it.
Here it is.
Smagurko's request here.
That's the name of the band Man, I don't know what to say.
I don't even know what to comment on this.
The New York N-words.
The New York N-words.
Are you shitting me?
What kind of home is this?
But you never find that all the beatings.
I don't know what band this is, folks.
I'm sorry.
Smugurko requested this, all right?
Don't give me the 10 out of 10 crap for this.
You guys are asshole racist.
I'm not rating this.
This is horrible.
Stop saying 10 out of 10.
Stop saying it now.
Dude, this is a fucked up fucking man.
Smogurko requested this!
I do not condone this.
What the hell is he saying?
Kill the police.
Is that what the fucker's saying?
I can't understand.
He's like a stop-fucking Johnny Rotten.
And a Sid Vicious.
I don't even know what to say.
I have no idea what to say.
Smugurko.
I was a little hyped that you wanted to request some punk.
Little did I know that it was going to be, you know, some shit like that.
I had no fucking idea.
None whatsoever, man.
Jesus Christ.
And what is this?
I got your bitch lasagna.
What the fuck is this crap?
I got your bitch lasagna.
Memories in the corner of my mind.
Memories.
Well, we'll get to yours here in just a minute here.
Anyway, Smugurko requested that one, folks.
Just FYI.
I just want to put it on record that I do not condone whatever the hell that band's name was and whatever they were singing about.
All right.
So I'm just letting everybody know right now.
Just FYI.
All right.
All right.
We're going to go from Smugurko to now BN King.
What's going on to BN King?
And BN King said, hey, ghosts, thanks for the show tonight.
Have some synth wave and good night and cheers.
I like synthwave, dude.
I think I'm really digging the synth wave here.
Let's see what we have.
According to BN King, everybody ready?
BN King requested this.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Be prepared to enter a world stranger than you have ever imagined.
The world of witchcraft magic.
The world of witchcraft.
Oh yeah.
Uh uh uh dark since I'm fucking dancing.
I'm dancing at almost six in the morning.
You kidding me been broadcasting for eight hours and 45 minutes and giving you 110% energy because I'm a fucking machine.
Cheers to BNKing for this request, and no, I'm not fruitin' up, dude.
All right, I'm not fruiting up.
Shut your ass.
It's just badass shit, dude.
I wish there was nightclubs that would bump this shit, you know, This is called Behemoth by Pertubator.
Not bad, dude not bad I mean come on how can you how can you not like this man?
This is badass.
Fucking dark synth wave that's futuristic, you know.
Come on, come on with us
for the entire eight.
Now 48 minutes.
Pretty good shit there.
BN King man, this is badass.
Anybody who's dissing this probably fucking bands their nuts to Billy Eye Leash.
All right, And we ain't down with that shit out here.
We ain't down with fucking Billy Eye leash over here.
Fruit balls This is a good hype song to get hyped to.
Somebody's digging it except a few people that probably fucking, like I said, count their Giggleberries to Billie Eilish.
Man, that's that's pretty good shit, man.
Hey, BN King, awesome request.
Thank you very much, Mr. BN King.
That was fucking awesome.
And everybody in the chat room, I would hope, appreciate it.
If they did, like I said, they're out there, you know, fanning their nuts to Billy Eileas out here.
Let us continue.
We've got, hold on, get that blackface shit off.
Get that black face stuff off of here.
Please, delete the message.
All right.
Don't do that again.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Let us get to the next video, Dono.
All right.
Thank you very much, BN King.
We really appreciated that.
This next video dono was requested by none other than Unparalleled Aesthetics once again.
And Unparalleled Aesthetics said, here is some more YM2612 cover.
Streets of Rage 4 came out a while ago, and it's not as good as the originals, but it's still good.
Arcades were fun as a child.
Sad to see it go like that.
Take a smoke.
Cheers.
All right, I'll go ahead and take a smoke here.
Let me empty my bowl here so we can get ourselves a nice new one.
And like I said, I got to fucking call this Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner that is my drug dealer here.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to say that.
He helps me find tetrahydrocanneminol.
I'm sorry.
I'm not a drug dealer.
He's a, you know, I misspoke there.
Okay.
This is a, you know, he's a, he facilitates aiding my, you know, quest for tetrahydrocanneminol.
All right.
So anyway, let me go ahead and take a couple of, hold on.
I'm loading it right now with some of this Mary Cone strain here.
All right.
Let's go ahead and let's go ahead and smoke this.
Is everybody ready?
Here we go.
Let me go ahead and smoke.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
You got to hold it in, let it hit the brain.
And this goes out to unparalleled ecstatic.
Ah, shit.
All right, that one's good.
Woo!
That's good right there.
All right.
Let's go ahead.
And that's cheers to you.
Let's go ahead and get to unparalleled aesthetics video here.
And here it is.
Streets of Rage.
Once again, a little bit of YM2612.
Put the PC shot on, courtesy of unparalleled aesthetics up in here.
Wow, that one hit me, baby.
That one hit me here.
Let's take a back-to-back.
Who gives a shit?
All right, let's take a back-to-back up in here, all right?
Good holding in.
Let it hit the brain, man.
That's that's good.
That's better.
I feel a lot better now.
I feel a lot better.
Let me listen to this tune that was requested by none other than our good friend, Unparalleled Aesthetics.
All right.
What happened?
Where'd it go?
What that?
Sounds like fucking nighttime detective music.
So I was on the streets searching every vicar for this perfect dog cruising night, seeing the lights, going into every new space person.
Carlton Football Aussie Rules Highlights00:12:03
You know what I'm saying?
Just saying.
I mean, anyway, everybody's doing the Carlton to this shit.
I mean, people are saying it's a cross between like pornographic music and a little bit of mellow kind of, you know, 80s detective movie music, you know.
Nine out of ten, Vitali Dakoff, nine out of ten crazy YouTube Nunket.
Ten out of ten, Raptor Jesus.
Eight out of ten, three.
Ten out of ten, Wicked Man Madman.
Sorry.
Eight out of ten, Bob Tom.
Eight out of ten, Belting Eskimo.
Ten out of ten, Joggin While Poopin, nine out of ten, Jewish lawyer, eight out of ten, scum Alex Jones.
Five out of ten, Burrito Burrito.
Eight out of ten, the boy Jake.
Eight out of ten, no bad man.
Ten out of ten, fried bacon.
We got a zero out of ten sheepdog.
Wow.
Seven out of ten, Billy Smiles.
Eight out of ten, Mr. Person.
Seven out of ten, Thors.
Nine out of ten, Alabama.
Well, that wasn't a good part about some of these games back in the day.
You know, they had good tunes in the background that made the gameplay not just, you know, better, but more memorable for a lack of a better term now.
A 1, 2, 3, 4 isn't a fan of this stuff.
You know, you have to play like old school video games to appreciate it.
Now, this sounds like a Tevin Campbell song.
Y'all remember that fruit bowl fucking Tevin Campbell?
Sounds like Tevin Campbell man Take me out.
Can we talk?
Look at the boy and say, can we talk?
That's what it sounds like.
Hey, what?
Do you think this sounds like come and talk to me by Jodicy?
Come and talk to me.
I really want to meet you.
Jodicy was the shit.
I'm sorry.
I mean, their early work.
You know, then they got hooked up with Death Row Records and they became gangsters.
And that was just, that wasn't good at all.
All right.
That kind of ruined it, man.
Anyway, unparalleled aesthetic.
Thank you very much for hooking it up, man.
We do appreciate it.
And, oh, look at this.
We got a dono from aesthetic or transstetic now.
From unparalleled aesthetic to transthetic donating right now.
How quaint.
Play both.
But if you're going to be Jew about it, one is ghost and ghost junior antics.
Two is Shrek versus Shaggy.
Okay, well, if I'm going to be a Jew about it, come on, dude.
Aesthetic.
Why do you even bring it up in that fucking horrific derogatory regard?
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Look, we're going to get to some more donos.
Thank you bunch again.
Unparalleled aesthetic.
We do appreciate you, man.
Thank you very much.
Let us go ahead and go to the next video.
This is by Wings of Ghost Sun.
And Wings of Ghost Sun wanted me to play another video in place of that one.
So let me get that one in queue.
And then we'll go ahead and read what he had to say here.
All right.
Here it is.
Wings of Ghost Sun said the following.
He said, hey, Ghost, just got back from the footy.
Just watched my team go five games undefeated to start the season.
Believe me, the beers are flowing in a celebratory manner or celebratory manner.
The highlights from the game hasn't been uploaded.
So here is last week's, I guess, cheers.
All right.
Well, cheers to Wings of Ghost Sun.
And he's going to give us the highlights to his team.
I guess last week's or something.
All right.
Last week's.
All right, here it is.
Oh, no.
What is it?
Are we here?
Here it is right here.
Here it is.
Is everybody ready?
Cheers to unparalleled aesthetics.
Excuse me, for Unparalleled Aesthetics last video, but here it is.
Wings of Ghost Sun.
The actual highlights.
Actually, this is actually the highlights for the game this evening.
So here it is.
Put the PC shot on.
Wings of Ghost Sun play.
Here it is.
It's better to be on the side of protecting the player.
McDonald, good hand.
Look at that.
No, no pads, man.
Gets a free look.
Nothing but McDonald's coming into the space, Jeff there.
That would have been down the throat.
Well read by Jeff.
Gibbett's back there.
Tomlinson body lines the ball.
Lots of forward pressure coming from the Hawks.
Bouncing ball.
Luke Brush got this.
Please forgive me.
I don't understand the rules to this.
I know this is not rugby.
This is a completely different game.
I believe this is Australian football.
And he's now under real Hawk Ball.
I don't know.
Please excuse me.
It's there, hand by hand.
I'm sure they'll look at it.
He's got a couple of them.
Well, I'm glad Wings of Ghost Sun is, you know, fucking appreciating a sport.
A target inside 50% of the time.
Because, man, out here in America, I don't even like sports.
And the target for Tracker.
Because of all these people now turning sports into a political first and a second term.
And sports and politics should not be mixed together.
I'm sorry, man.
Now, Mitchell.
I mean, sports is meant for us to get away from reality and have our attention to the silly ass game.
Very simple one.
And, you know, once the game's over, we're back to our fucking miserable lives, and that's it.
We don't need politics in sports.
Lever over there.
I'm sorry yes Salem gone taken under the footy Another big, big mark.
Taking it under the footy there.
Look out.
Look out, Mitchell.
I reckon he's gone.
Must convert here for Melbourne this one, and he does.
Petrarca gets his 100th goal in the big time.
He too goes down the line.
I'm serious.
I don't like United States sports.
I mean, everybody's woke.
Except for hockey, but they're starting to seep into that institutional.
I mean, everybody's woke.
We have to hear some political bullshit from everybody.
I don't want to hear it.
You know what?
This next year, when football season comes around, I'm going to pay more attention to the college because they actually have a reason to compete.
And, you know, they're trying to make something of themselves.
I'm going to get more emphasis on college than fucking sucker.
Out of the center, Hawthorne.
Unless the Cowboys are winning.
If the Cowboys are winning, I'll pay attention.
But other than that.
They are going to get the first one of this turn through Dylan Moore.
I'm explaining that.
By footy heading towards the interchange.
Gorn, solid.
Jackson to the back, Mitchell and Jones.
Yeah, no kidding.
No face diapers out here.
You notice that?
No face diapers on the field.
Max gone.
Here we go.
Penetrate deep.
The demons wind up.
Max again.
Couldn't get a run of the Brown.
One hand in, then a chess mark.
So Brown to make it 18 points.
No problems.
Demons have snuck clear.
Frost against his old club, and always a worry.
Always a worry.
Ball in hand.
Stuck it straight down the throat of his former defensive teammate when they played back early.
Langdon now.
Been a really good acquisition for the demons.
Let's it rip.
Beautiful kick.
I don't get it.
I don't understand that.
I wish I could commentate, but I don't know the score.
This is an Australian day.
Five in a row in this third final term.
Jake Melcham absolutely flossed it.
Jackson now.
High ball, McDonald at the back.
And nicely done in the front there by Impey.
Taken away by Petraka.
Having said all of that, here he is.
That's typical, Petraka.
Trade handballs.
It comes back to Frost, and he just gets so wobbly, ball in hand.
Hard work across the face.
Slaps it straight into Melcham.
I mean, I wish I could give you some commentary, dude.
I'm serious.
Run around, Jake the Snake, and jam it through.
Got three.
Gone over.
There's a Hawthorne player down in the middle as well.
Jack and Pickett.
Two of these.
Oh man.
The fourth connections in the first half.
They had 30 inside 50s for four goals and about another 30 in the second half for 11 goals.
So their connection was just dominated as a game spot.
Yeah, I want some more highlights of some physical activity.
Some tackles.
Five minutes for the Melbourne fans to enjoy.
All right, man.
Anyway, cheers to Wings of Ghost Sun, who just watched his team win five straight games.
And I'm glad that he's excited about it.
I kind of envy him because I don't like any of these goddamn sports in America anymore.
They're all woke.
Discord Mod Tattletailing Wings Redemption00:14:09
They're all a bunch of bullshit.
And I just, I don't appreciate it.
I just don't appreciate it, man.
So that's why I'm not a big sports guy.
Oh, Mama Luigi.
My daughter.
What's going on to Mama Luigi?
How you doing, man?
I said I want the treat.
Ninja, one of the most luckiest people in the world.
I was hoping he'll fall into infamy, but no, he's still a thing.
Even when Mixer dissolved.
Games don't necessarily make you make you famous.
I don't know why the text-to-speech bitch got fucking lax on that last word, but sorry about that.
But we're going to get to yours, Mama Luigi, in just a few.
Thank you very much.
Let us continue.
We've got another back-to-back, by the way, from Wings of Ghost Sun.
And Wings of Ghost Sun with a back-to-back said the following on this one.
Also, I guess Wings of Redemption's divorce is getting closer and closer.
And here's the proof.
Divorce and heart attack are incoming.
All right, let's go ahead and take a look at Wings of Ghost Sun donating a video of Wings of Redemption and his wife.
And dude, look, I know Wings of Redemption's wife is obviously not the best to look at or whatever the case might be, but still, I mean, he married her and she's there.
And I mean, this fat piece of crap is just, he's like using her as like a punching bag.
It's sad.
I mean, hopefully not physically, but like emotionally.
I mean, just he's just a horrible fucking person.
Anyway, let us go ahead and take a look at what Wings of Ghost Sun has requested about Wings of Redemption and his marriage, you know, on the rocks.
All right, here it is.
The next mod that cries to my wife in the Discord will be losing their moderation powers.
Don't be a fucking tattletale.
But they don't understand why it is the change of bariatric pressure in the atmosphere.
That's the wife.
Kelly has had enough.
I didn't know her name.
He streamed last week.
Remember he made me cry?
Kelly finds comfort with the mods who support her.
Then Wings finds out the mods expose him to Kelly.
Oh my God.
Joe Man and Crown demodded themselves because they're upset that I told my wife to leave the Discord because I got tired of them tattle-tailing to her.
I told the other day that the next mod that complains to the wife about me on Discord.
I was going to demod and it was Brad.
Oh my god, I was going to go demod Brad and she says that way.
Mod, I'll just leave.
I'm sorry I made that drink.
Well, thank you for telling me, Crown Prince.
Now I can ask her why she lied to me.
They chose to be unmodded.
I didn't unmod them.
The fact is, my wife joined this mod Discord.
And every time I'd have a bad day streaming, they would talk to her while she's at work.
So now she's got to be at work dealing with drama from my stream while doing this at the same time.
Why'd you let her off?
The drama you guys are trying to make is non-drama.
If Joe Man and Crown don't want to be mods, they don't got to be mods.
I can find other people to ban people.
I ain't got no hard feelings with them.
I forced them out.
I didn't force them out.
I mean, what have I lied about?
Joe Man and Crown, have I lied about anything I said?
Yes, you made it seem like you nicely asked her.
In reality, you forced her.
No, they're upset because you're the bomb.
I told Kelly to leave their Discord.
Dudes, you guys are running with a bad narrative.
Like, I have...
My wife is not unfaithful.
That is nothing...
Why did you even let her get on the internet in your mind?
Like, when I've done streaming, I just want to talk about it.
Of course, people are going to be fucking talking to your wife and doing all this shit.
That's how fucking stuff.
We need to do it.
That's how it works.
That's how people are, you dumb fat fuck.
If you've been a long time viewer, you want to moderate?
Do you actually want a mod salty?
Because, like, it's rough in my chat.
I think Joe Man will come back.
I don't know if Crown will.
I mean, like, they left over something that's pretty much harmless.
Serious question.
I joined the stream.
Why I have three of your mods left?
I've said it before.
Like, it's a mod video.
I don't want the mods to cry to my wife.
It's a Wings of Redemption mod mutiny.
And what ended up happening is one cried to my wife about that comment.
So I was going to unmod him.
And Kelly says, Don't unmod.
Obviously, the Discord is a compromise.
We'll do that.
What I said was I lied about that shit.
I'll tell you exactly.
Like, the only part I left out in the story was me and my wife were out door dashing and she was talking in the model.
Door dashing.
And she kept hiding her phone from me.
And I'm like, why are you hiding your phone from me?
Because she didn't want me to see like Crown, who I thought at the time was Brad.
Okay, yo, yo, yo, tattletailing.
I mean, like, all I did was ask her, like, I gave her an ultimate.
I'm like, you know, you tell me who's tattletaling, so I can unmod him.
Or you leave the Discord.
That's your two choices.
You chose to leave the Discord.
He said he wants to speak to you.
This is a music from Skyrim.
There's no side.
What I'm saying is all that happened.
I mean, this is something down here on Steel Magnolia.
While my wife's at work and shit.
And then he went and tattleted on me.
And then she tried to protect him.
I'm like, yo, I'll unban them all.
I'll unmod them all.
Or you can tell, or you can give it up.
And she goes, how about I leave the Discord?
I'm like, that's cool too.
That fixes the problem.
And then they all unmodded themselves.
How did I find out?
Because every time I have a bad stream or I'm like in a wrong headset, headset, headspace thing.
I'm sleeping as hell right now.
I have to deal with it.
So like I have my wife calling or texting redemptions.
Like I don't need that.
I don't want to.
Get your house in order, man.
Why would Kelly be hiding her phone?
Because she's been flirting with the mods and talking shit behind Wings' back.
Oh!
What you want?
What you want?
DON'T TELL ME, WINGS OF REDEMPTION'S LIFE?
BAD BOYS OH What you gonna do?
What you gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boys, bad boys.
Oh, my God.
Somebody is trying to take his girl away.
Dude, whoever's doing this, you're a fucked up stroll, dude.
Seriously, I don't even like Wings of Redemption.
Don't even like this fat piece of shit.
I know it's a troll trying to take away Wings's wife.
That's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
This is so fucked up, man.
I mean, seriously, whoever's trolling this fucking whore, this poor shit.
And as Kelly then starts to leak private photos of Wings, completely mocking him.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Of course he'd be at one of the fucking Applebees.
He does not want to diet, y'all.
Oh my God.
Look at the guns on this son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
Wings is behind being actively fucked by his own mods.
Kelly has had enough of you making her cry.
Dude, this is fucking horrible, dude.
Look, I don't like Wings of Redemption, believe me.
I think he's a piece of shit.
And I think the fact that he's alive, walking the earth, and still playing the same stupid game in an attempt to try to garner sympathy donos is just fucking pathetic.
He's a waste of life.
I hope he has a heart attack.
But, dude, this is wrong, dude.
I mean, this is just absolutely wrong.
What's happening?
Whoever's trolling, because this is not somebody who genuinely wants to get with fucking Wings of Redemption's chick.
Or maybe it is.
Maybe I don't know anything.
Maybe it's another, you know, fatty or, you know, an ugly and he's like, you know what?
You know, and it is obsessed with wings.
Remember, these are his mods.
They're obsessed with wings.
I want to be in the same puss.
I want to be Eskimo brothers with Wings of Redemption.
I mean, seriously, I don't even know what to say about this.
I don't even know what to say.
This is fucking horrible, man.
People are trying to steal Wings of Redemption's wife.
This is fucking horrible.
Who's it?
We got Dildo Fagans requesting here a video.
What's going on to Dildo?
Good God.
It's getting too late.
Always wondered if you ever watched this cartoon back in the 70s.
Was super popular, and my parents used to love it.
Thanks for the political insight today and Lola the Brony.
Yeah, no kidding.
Cheers, take a smoke for me, too.
I'll take a look at what you're saying there, dildo.
You know, yeah, I get it.
Fuck off, you people in the chat room.
All right, fuck off.
All right, give me a smoke here.
Thank you, Dildo by Gatt.
I really appreciate it, man.
All right.
That hits for you there, man.
I appreciate it.
Thank you, man.
Hey, Wings of Ghost Sun.
She's my daughter.
Wings of Ghost Sun with another video here.
Fair cop, I'll send you a video of the rules so you can get a bit more of an understanding of the game.
I feel like if you watch it more, you would enjoy it.
No politics, no bullshit, just football.
Yeah, no kidding.
I probably would.
Thank you for doing that, dear Wings of Ghost Sun, because I do want to look at another sport and just not have any kind of political anything, you know, subjected to me, man.
I just want to see people play the game and, you know, appreciate the athleticism and the poetry in motion, you know.
I mean, like I used to with other sports that I used to love the NBA until LeBron James came along and then they readjusted the rules so that they can juice LeBron James for whatever reason.
I think that he's pussified basketball.
If you take a look at the finals games of the 90s and the 80s, it doesn't even compare to what the finals are today.
It is a joke.
All right, they used to let these guys play.
They took it.
It was all about the game.
All right.
I mean, Larry Byrd, Magic Johnson, the Detroit Pistons, the Bruise Brothers, the Chicago Bulls.
I mean, these people played and they got physical and there wasn't that many call, you know, like foul calls happening.
A lot of fucking badass shit happened during those eras.
And then fucking LeBron James came along and the whole fucking goddamn sport of basketball is pussy shit.
All right.
I fucking used to love baseball until like they opened up the banana boat and all of a sudden allowed a bunch of illegal immigrants to take over the goddamn American game of baseball.
I mean, I haven't fucking probably watched baseball since, I don't know, fucking Dave Winfield was fucking playing baseball.
I'm not even kidding.
All right.
Then came all these guys with, you know, fucking Rodriguez and Ramirez.
I mean, it'd be one thing if they were American, you know, first generation, second generation folks that were, you know, of Latin descent.
But no, these were people right off the boat, you know, from fucking, they snuck in from Cuba.
They're here from the Dominican Republic and all that shit.
And I just stopped watching baseball.
And by the way, it was a little boring, by the way.
But either way, all right, I've stopped watching football because, dude, listen, I knew something was rotten in Denmark when like in 2014, 2015, I started seeing this point of emphasis on trying to make the football players wear pink.
You know, to wear pink.
Oh, you know, it's breast cancer and all this other crap, right?
I knew, me and Mrs. Ghost knew when we watched that, we saw all this emphasis on emotionalism and I'm watching breast cancer fucking commercials during the damn game and shit.
I knew something was afoot.
And only but a few years later, look at this Colin Kaepernicker and all the fucking race woke shit.
All that crap.
So I'm sorry.
I don't watch any, I don't watch nothing, dude.
I mean, it's a shame.
I love sports.
I used to love sports, man, but I can't, I fucking can't stand sports anymore, all right?
I can't stand it, dude.
I'm sorry.
Don't preach fucking politics to me, all right?
I get my political news, information, and commentary elsewhere.
I don't need it in the sports arena.
Jesus Christ.
Kneel Todd Chat Thunderdome Bizarro World00:09:11
All right, can we get to the next video, Dono, here?
Thank you, Wings of Ghost Sun.
All right.
That was a pretty insightful look at Wings of Redemption and his wife, who is apparently having some kind of chat Discord love affair with the mods.
But anyway, let us get to the next video, Dono.
This next video, Dono, was by Captain Autism.
And Captain Autism said, hey there, bud.
This took way longer on YouTube, but he said, Jude, anyway, to process than expected.
Please regard my fine work, though.
Shout outs to you, the Dome, the IC, and the chats.
Death, death, death to bronies.
All right, here it is.
And by the way, Captain Autism donated a $50 bill for this one.
So we might have to watch whatever the hell this is.
Hold on, wait a minute.
Hold on.
What the fuck is this?
I don't know if I'm going to be able to watch 39 minutes of it there, Captain Autism, but here, let's go ahead.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Hello, everyone.
This is Running on Empty Food Review.
Well, hello, ladies and gentlemen, and everyone watching.
This is Running an Empty Food Review, and I am your host, the report of the week.
So no!
What is this?
Fuck that shit.
Hey, ghosty, it's me, Prince from the Inner Circle.
Your favorite fly on the wall, Australian.
I, uh, like I said earlier, I was inspired by you and WCC to make a quick video today.
This episode of the Sad Night Night Troll Show has been really enjoyable.
As I'm sure you're aware, I know you've been cutting your mic off because if you're not jerking it, you're fucking laughing, dude.
I almost died just then.
I had to take a break.
But it's been a hell of a year.
There's been a lot of upheaval with this whole stupid pandemic.
And WCC, we kneel.
We kneel.
We need strong leadership at this point in time.
Not some fucking dementia freak, child molester, and his slut VP who's going to push him down the stairs before long.
We need people like you.
and ghost and that's you know i can intuit a little bit about people you You are very similar to Ghost, my friend.
maybe like a bizarro world version.
You...
it's easy to focus on the entertainment aspect.
But you know what you're talking about.
There is gold in them, they're hills.
And you have a presence.
You have a way of connecting through people.
He's talking about West Coast Capital.
And that's something truly special.
But.
And sometimes there's a but.
Sometimes a person who respects you needs to tell you a difficult truth.
You need to take control of your life, my friend.
You can't just be wallowing in misery all through your 20s and then having nothing to show for it.
I know what it feels like to waste time.
Like, I'm still in my 20s, but I wasted a good chunk of my life, my adult life, and my not adult life, chasing tail, just dicking around, drinking.
And you need something to fall back on.
You need a solid foundation.
It's not about, like, I know you talk a big game.
I know you're like, oh, blah, blah, blah.
I want to eventually be a hardcore capitalist.
No, you need to start yesterday, my dude.
Whatever it is you spend your time on, fucking video games, I don't know, making spaghetti.
Pour all this energy you've got, and you've got a lot of it, into something worthwhile.
You need to find out how to secure a future for yourself.
You need to become an independent person.
Nothing changes your life more than achieving West Coast Capital.
Look at that.
Excuse me for a second.
Hey, can I have a medium palmy meal with soda water for the drink?
Can I?
Just some ketchup on the side, thank you.
Thanks.
This guy's ordering fucking food while he's doing a fucking message to West Coast Capitalist.
I forget what I was saying.
Just you should listen to Ghost, but you shouldn't make him your entire life.
You shouldn't make him your identity because saying fucking a lot and repeating what someone else says, that's not a personality.
You can't live like that.
You shouldn't even try.
One sec.
Hey, it works for black comedians.
I'm just saying.
I'm not trying to say anything racial.
I mean, it works for them.
I'm just.
Yeah, it's no way to live.
The reason.
The reason countries like ours are great, or maybe not yours in the immediate future, I think it's going down the shitter, is because you get opportunity.
You don't get shit handed to you.
You get the ability to do your own thing.
Good, thank you.
How are you?
This is unrelated to the video.
I'm just kind of.
I was going to do this anyway today.
What are you doing?
Thanks, Tate Easy.
Is it a Happy Meal?
Now, um, now West Coast.
Um...
I don't know, man.
I.
We had someone in the Thunderdome.
The old Todd chat.
What was their name again?
Some stupid fucking name.
They spurged out on the regular, okay?
It wasn't great.
They constantly, constantly swore when they spoke.
They had all this bravado, all this fake confidence, and nothing to back it up because they were fucking miserable.
They were physically unhealthy.
They were fucking poor because they worked some stupid ass job.
And they.
the community was like escapism for them and that's if you need to take one lesson from ghost for where you're at at this point in life you can't you can't just switch off and and ignore something You can't just pretend that things are going to get better just through some spontaneous external force.
That's just, that's weakness.
That is...
That is rolling over and asking big daddy government or the universe to help you out.
And that's not why you exist.
You are a man, allegedly.
You are equipped to carve this world and shape your surroundings into what you want.
And you need to start realizing yourself.
You need to find your shape, your final form.
There's nothing more important than that.
My generation and the Zoomers too, they have some serious fucking problems with this dude.
They're just what they're drugged, basically.
They just kind of drift through life.
I mean, what do you think about the advice here?
And it's going to turn out really bad because these people are going to be in charge one day.
And you've seen what happened with the Wu flu.
You've seen how the...
I don't know if you read the news...
I don't know if you can read.
I assume you can.
Reading is important too, but I'll get to that.
Inshallah, I will help you.
But the way power has been centralized in the world is really quite scary.
And it's not the, what am I trying to say?
The outlook is not great.
Alright?
Burger Mug Napkins Meal Review Close Up00:14:43
And if you're going to survive and thrive in this world and actually build something of your own to protect and nourish, then some changes are going to have to be made.
It's not a matter of just repeating stuff that other people say and being a yes man and a fanboy and bloody f it.
No, that's not a human existence.
is something, something lesser.
You need to, you need to strike the earth and, and actually have a life, my brother.
I. From our short conversation and the brief, the reaming you got from everyone calling in and, you know, fighting back and displaying your dominance, I think there are things in your life that are missing.
But anyway, those are just my thoughts.
The real surprise reason for this video is that it's the first and last episode of Running on Excrement.
Look at this DUDE!
WHAT?!
No, no, no, no!
WHAT?!
The top of his head!
It's- It's- What the hell is this?
And I'm your host, Prince.
And we're gonna...
Wait, yeah, that's the right one.
Wait, is it?
Yeah, we're going to review a limited edition burger from Mickey D's.
And for those astute viewers at home, it's the palmy burger.
The palmy burger, non-Australian scumbags out there, is this guy trying to start a fucking review, bro.
Hurry up.
The chicken parmesan is essentially crumbs chicken and you get like a tomato-based sauce or a chutney going with it.
And you're off to the race.
Is that Eminem back in the water?
You hear Eminem like backwards?
What the fuck's going on here?
There's no, like, peeling tart leaves in my mouth, some lettuce.
Now I do want to make ASMR content, and hopefully get it on Ghosty's show.
Maybe he won't even charge me for it.
Depending on how many women and men are attracted by it, Heinz used to make this, but I don't know where it comes from now.
He's trying to become revolutionary.
I'm trying to modulate my voice and talk real slow to pat out the money for monetization.
He's trying to become reviewed.
But I got stuff to do today in this.
I think this could go down as one of the best episodes in the show's history.
And as a kind of historian, I want to have been there.
Now, what was I saying?
The Palmy Burger.
Reasonably fresh chips.
Not too much salt to empower.
I'll just...
This isn't my street, obviously.
I'm just going to call people.
I'm an Uber driver.
I'm a cop-smack.
I mean of course McDonald's fries are always gonna be good.
Now the I told you an orphan chicken Parmesan is a chicken burger, a chicken parm burger.
Now I did bring a plate.
I don't think it's gonna help me.
This burger does have bacon in it, which, oh my god, you shouldn't have worn black.
This burger has bacon in it, which, you know, it's four people meat, and it's literally carcinogenic.
Bacon is not poor people meet, dude.
Bacon is good shit.
It's the All-American breakfast bruh.
They literally bleach bacon.
Depending on you know the grade and how nice it is.
They bleach it for whatever reason, God only knows.
And when you're not tasting that, and when it's when it doesn't look like radioactive, it isn't, it isn't the greatest.
I guess it tastes fine, but to actually burn the fat, just eat the damn thing.
All right, this chicken parm burger right, just eat it.
That's why I cringe a little when Ghosty talks about the All-American breakfast, when I cringe when I, when I hear a British person speak because they eat that shit like it's, like it's running out, like there's a, there's a, there's a finite amount in the world and it's just bad for you.
But anyway I'm I'm I'm, I digressed, I know.
Hurry up and eat it.
Man, you're eating the fries.
Suck down that goddamn chicken parm burger.
Looks like some, some cheddar cheese.
I won't pick it off.
Actually we got a pretty lean.
It's actually a good bit of bacon for what it's worth.
Hold on, can you hurry up and eat it?
Hold on look, I know you dropped 50 bucks up in here, but can we get to the point where you actually suck down the guy?
All right, you end here, he's gonna eat it.
Now, the name of the burger and this is where I'm.
I'm hoping to be like Review Bra it's actually Whore from Empanema in the background Parma, because Australians don't really have time for long words.
In general, we we've got shit to do.
We've got animals to run away from.
Palmy is is one of the dialects of um of, of how you refer to this, to this type, this way of preparing chicken, the parmesan, which is, of course, Italian sauce.
I don't know, i'm gonna eat it while it's warm.
Yeah, that would be probably preferable.
Give you a better all-around.
Uh, understanding of the goddamn taste.
I forget what he says.
Shout outs to Review Bra.
Oh, that's another thing.
Raiden Snake.
I know someone was being nice to you earlier and saying they miss you, you.
You should disregard that individual.
You stay away from this fucking show.
Dude, what I hate you so much you are, so you hate on RAID and Snake you are.
You are the discount.
Uh, What's that British chain?
You are the Lido brand Captain Dessie.
You are a parasite.
You aren't worse than Bronies, but you're damn near.
Why do you hate on Raiden Snakes?
If you come back to Campbell in any capacity, I know people in Manchester and London.
And they're going to take some action.
What?
What do you mean?
I try to... I try to...
Oh, Jesus.
I try to navigate situations peacefully, but I don't want you on the show.
Go away, Raiden Snake.
Pulls close.
Anyway, McDonald's.
Raiden Snake!
Come back, alright?
Let's just say I'm in Melbourne, and it's a dependable McDonald's.
I try to keep it like once a fortnight, but they do me right.
This is a high-energy broadcast.
Hold up.
It's always a high-energy broadcast.
What are you talking about?
It's an air in here.
Here we go.
Oh.
And one more thing.
Oh, great.
Can you just fucking eat a food pickle for washing stuff down?
Oh, shit.
Somebody's here.
Now we go.
I have a Prosecco.
Just from the place down the road.
A fucking Prosecco in a can?
Oh, that's class.
Good product.
Yeah, that's class.
Let me get a Prosecco champagne.
I'm not going to dry it.
Or sparkling white or whatever you want to call it.
And let me just fucking crack it open out of a can.
It's not in a fucking mug.
That's great.
If it's in a mug.
I mean, I tell you, you take somebody on a date with these types of things that you're pulling out.
I'm telling you, they think you're classic.
It'd be funny if the cops came here.
This is a nice neighborhood, though, and I don't think they have much for presence here.
Safely in the Mac is bag.
Oh, my God.
I never saw a fucking canned Prosecco.
Holy mess.
They've got wipes somewhere.
It's important to keep...
What a classless fuck.
Important to keep your canitan.
Prosecco in a fucking can?
They sell little mini bottles that you can pop porks on, dude.
Enough dilly dough here.
Alright, there it is.
He's eating it.
There it is.
And look, he's already all messy.
Like, you know, he just serviced a glory hole.
Again, I could see it coming in.
There's a bit too much mayonnaise.
But the chicken is really quite lovely.
Oh my god, dude.
We don't need that.
We don't need the close-up, bruh.
Alright?
You can see them.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, nice processed, minced fucking lips and assholes.
Oh, my God.
Fried lips and assholes of chickens.
That's great.
some wine.
Cheers.
Uh, uh, that's I mean, wipe your fucking suck hole, dude.
Jesus Christ.
They like being able to pair wine and spirits with different times of the day.
They like when you slap an apron on and a button-up shirt and some nice pants and some boots.
Dude, this is...
And you get to work in the kitchen.
You know, you're trying to pass yourself off with some class, but you're eating like Joey's World or whatever that fat fuck is.
Let me guess.
You went to McDonald's, they didn't give you any napkins, right?
That's how these fuckers are.
Yeah, buddy.
I know.
That's why I don't buy the fastest.
You know, they're like, oh, oh, you got all this food?
You're not going to need any napkins or any kind of utensils or anything like that.
These jeans are tough to wash.
This is fucking gross, dude.
I mean, this is fucking horrible.
Carbon dioxide.
Some ice, some good old water.
There's so much fucking sauce in this thing.
And where's the napkin?
You're going to use that fucking, you know, sports coat that you got going on, huh?
Someone watching me?
Yeah, somebody's watching you.
Yeah.
Look at this fucking cock sucking right in front of my lawn here.
He's eating a fucking bag.
There he is, fucking guys, eating a burger.
It's a burger.
Oh, my God.
This is stupid.
This is horrible.
This is horrible.
I'm so lucky there's wipes in this cup.
He brought his own wipes.
No napkins.
That's great, dude.
No, I'm not going to need any napkins.
You just slopped the burger with all kinds of mayo, ketchup, and whatever the fuck else.
Why don't you just wipe your face on that seat?
Just wipe it.
It's black.
It's black.
Just wipe it on the seat.
There's so much sauce.
I'm blowing my mind.
And he's drinking the fucking canned prosecco out of a mug.
Dude, this is fucking...
This is horrible.
This is horrible.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Oh my god.
It's taking its home.
Yeah, you think?
This isn't one of those stupid burgers.
The really greasy joints will sell you the places that do fish and chips as well.
This is um thought went into this.
Oh my god.
How long is this?
I mean, for heaven's sake, look, I can't fucking watch this whole meal.
Can we get to where you're actually gonna review the fucking meal?
Let's forward this.
Alright, because I can't watch the whole fucking thing.
All right, what is this?
How come?
All right, there it is.
Look at him.
He's still hogging.
Pretty much done.
He's still hogging.
Jesus Christ.
Forethought Thanks Close Olympic Damage Done00:07:08
Oh, yeah.
Thanks for the close-up, bruh.
Yeah, thanks for the close-up, man.
Shit.
You're going to drink the cola?
You're eating a fucking parm chicken sandwich with fries.
You have a canned prosecco that you put into a mug and you're drinking cola.
That person was looking at me some kind of way.
I would be too.
I would be like, get this boyfriend covered out of my neighborhood.
And I'll slap the indicator on.
There's so much.
Oh man, he's got the fucking blinking lights to pretend that he's like, I don't know, on the side of the road having car trouble.
Did he just puke in the bag?
Good God.
He just puked in the bag!
Curpfully, it looks like...
Alright, finally.
It took him long enough.
A, uh...
A gay accountant on an important phone call.
And he just so happens to be covered in McDonald's.
There's so much shit on my pants.
Oh my god.
It's fine.
And that's what I was talking about.
Positivity.
Great.
I'm so slippery from his fucking sauce.
Oh, here we go.
So why don't you tell us what it tastes like?
Just retard.
LB brand.
Uh, confidence, I guess, is the now he's reviewing wipies.
This is a non-confronting word they chose.
And yeah, it's just standard alcohol wipes.
Thankfully, with some.
With some forethought.
Wipe off that disgusting mustache.
With some forethought.
Okay.
What am I saying?
I don't fucking know.
I bought alcohol is what I'm saying.
Because quality meat like that deserves to be paired with a good drink.
And if you literally, if you are not allowed.
Alright.
Are you a puke?
Are you choking?
You're not allowed to have the drink because you're in a car.
Then just a sip will do.
But anyway, ghost you.
Before our final segment, I'd like to thank you for doing what you do.
And god damn it.
And putting so much positivity out into the world.
And it's not like it's not delusional either.
It's not like, oh, everything's going to be okay.
It's another great day in Mr. Rogers' neighborhood.
No, it's not.
It's a great day for billionaires.
It's a great day for people with the surname Biden and all of their fucking friends.
But there's dark times ahead.
The most disturbing part of the campaign was when they were asked questions on court stacking, which is essentially evil.
It's just disgusting.
Brazen as well.
They were asked questions, both Joe and his slut vice president, and they just didn't answer.
They didn't feel the need to tell the little guy what their plans were with one of the oldest and most sacred institutions in the country.
And I'm sure a lot of people agree.
We're glad to have you, dude.
Because this is going to shit really fast.
A lot of damage is going to be done.
Certainly before 2024, also before the midterms.
I know, believe me, I know, man.
It's bad news.
But anyway, I rate the Palmy Burger for McDonald's.
Rate it.
I reckon a 7 out of 10.
7 out of 10.
7 out of 10?
That was quite enjoyable.
Usually their new offerings are just like a dog shitting in your mouth.
But that was, oh, it's just a, it's a plant I've been seeing.
I'm so paranoid.
What the hell are you eating?
Is that a fucking bigger picture?
Is he eating a pickle?
It was a good burger.
And are you eating a fucking pickle?
Please, ghosty, hire me to make ASMR content for your show.
We need a pickle to what'd you say to invigorate?
He's got a jar of little pickles.
Sweet.
Sweet and tangy.
This is a gherkin I'm eating.
I don't know if you Yanks use that word.
Pretty sweet Gherkin.
Oh my god.
Aw, alright!
I've had enough of this, dude.
I can't do this anymore.
All right.
I got other dogs.
I can't do this shit.
I mean, Prince, what the fuck, man?
All right.
I mean, what the hell was that that we all just witnessed for heaven's sake, man?
Hey, what is it?
We got Mama Luigi.
Get in while you can on crypto.
Also, politics has been integrated in sports for ages.
The Miracle on Ice, Lake Placid 1980.
Also, El Salvador had a war over fucking soccer.
Yeah, well, I know what you're talking about, but you know, soccer is a whole different story.
I don't know what the hell soccer's about, but The Miracle on Ice was in the Olympics, and the Olympics is all about politics.
I mean, that's what the Olympics is.
You know, every country tries to gather up their best athletes and they put them out on display to show, like, you know, our country's better.
We build stronger people and, you know, shit like that.
I mean, that's unfortunately the way of life when it comes to the Olympics.
But, you know, when it comes to domestic, you know, politics, I mean, you know, I don't want to fucking hear it in my domestic sports.
All right, is what I'm saying.
All right.
Hey, what is this?
Goro Majima.
Goro Mojima in the house.
I said I want the truth.
Wholesome Stories Stephen King Chicken Review00:07:47
Got some karaoke, ghost.
Sing this karaoke.
Uh-oh.
We got some karaoke up here.
All right, let me go ahead and take one more hit.
Hold on, we got a ghostwork orange.
A ghostwork orange said, they wrote off Pepe Le Pew, but they keep characters from a clockwork orange.
The irony.
Yeah, no shit.
No shit.
I mean, even though I appreciate the clockwork orange, you know, from a cinematic perspective, but from the actual crux of the story, I mean, it's basically, you know, kind of, you know, putting some fucking psycho on a pedestal is really what it is, you know.
And believe it or not, during the releasing of that film in the UK, because they released it in the UK first, there were a bunch of UK youths that were trying to emulate, you know, the scenes that you saw in that movie, so much so that they delayed the United States viewing of the movie because of that effect that it had on the UK youth.
So that's how fucking dangerous, you know, movies can be.
Just FYI.
Hold on, what is this?
Stephen King's Twitter.
And Stephen King's Twitter said, tweet one.
Reason why so many Republicans remain convinced that the election was stolen, it's simple.
It's what they would have done.
Okay, great.
Tweet two: Jesus didn't die for you.
Would you like some more Stephen King tweets, ghost?
He's a bright man and an author.
He gives a fuck.
All right, he's a fucking creep.
All right, I think he's a fucking idiot.
All right.
All you have to do is add up the votes that came in for Trump and the votes that came in for Biden.
And Biden got supposedly 80 million votes.
And the President Trump at the time had 75 million in change.
You add them both together.
There's not even that many registered voters in this country.
And of course, oh, there's no voter fraud.
All right, whatever.
All right, whatever, asshole.
In the field of local Black Worm.
And Black Worm said, speaking of West Coast Capitalists, check this shit out, ghost.
West Coast Capitalist is not going to take your advice.
And Prince, sorry, and you're right about raiding snake.
What is it?
West Coast Psycho Pony Ray.
All right.
I don't want to fucking read.
I don't want to.
I don't want it.
I don't want that.
Hey, what is this, Prince?
Ted Bucker here.
Oh, my God.
Let the man finish, ghost.
There's an important announcement at the end.
All right.
Well, we got to let it end here.
All right.
Here it is.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
us go back to it here all right we we we get the pickle all right The vinegar off to taste.
I mean, he eats the pickle here.
Hurry up.
I'm going to wash my hands.
You're going to wash your hands.
How?
I'm going to have bad dreams tonight about pouring two-thirds of a can of Prosecco on the floor.
You got to do it for the country.
How are you washing your hands?
You got hand sanitizer?
Anyway, what was I saying?
Yeah.
Yep.
Oh, he's joking.
HE'S CHOKING!
Do I raid the booger yet?
Yes.
Is it a $12 burger?
$12.95 Australian?
$12.95.
Fuck no, it's not my $12.95.
Anyway.
I'm going to go back and get this video processed.
I hope I haven't shown you any strength signs.
Go back and get this done.
Hopefully, the broadcast has moved on.
Well, we're trying to move on.
Jesus, Chris, are you okay?
Christ.
Maybe you need more to drink than a fucking Prosecco that's in a can.
I know, spitting outside your window in the day and age of COVID, right?
That's, yeah, you're not going to have anybody pitching about that.
Anyway, um...
What were you saying?
This has been, ugh, this has been, ugh.
Here's a cola, here's a cola.
Ah!
What the fuck, dude?
Running on excrement.
I shouldn't be driving.
I think I'm going to have a heart attack.
Probably from the saturated fat from the fucking chicken.
Before I review my reception inadvertently.
Either, thanks ghost, you owe me... you owe me $63 for this?
Australian, but, you know, whatever you got.
And, again, it's been a wonderful show.
having you back this year has been fantastic and the wholesome stories the wholesome stories we've heard recently from indicate you fucking dickhead
From people calling in are um, are quite heartwarming and you know these, these are people I want to meet and I have the kind of deep discussions with like during during the pandemic, I was pretty much, I was pretty much a lurker and yeah, I just all this stuff was happening.
I stopped working at the start of it all when, when the uh, when the lockdown started being enacted and thankfully I bounced back.
But that's good to hear.
There's a lot of people out there with a lot of worse stories, and I know I'm rambling, but with the retard in the White House,
the chinks and the Russians just doing whatever they want with the world, it seems, and the people in power spouting identity politics gibberish.
every waking moment.
It's easy to be blackpilled and and become a doom man.
Hippopotamus Dad Maggots Play First Ghost Jr00:07:57
You're making me want to cough.
For Christ's sake you, you can't, you can't give into despair.
You need to keep moving forward.
I agree, if something is wrong, write it.
If you can do something in two minutes, do it now.
I don't know who said that.
I think they were Russian or something.
They're dead.
They're like a politician.
But um yeah don't, don't come back around here.
Brayden Snake, that's your, that's your final warning.
Don't do it.
That guy who called in earlier, forget his, his name.
He gave.
I know he said nice things, but he was lying.
Do not come back.
Also, fuck bronies and fuck.
Uh fuck, Tony Fauci.
Thank you for watching everyone.
If you, that's not me, if you, if you made it this far, Shout out to Ghost and the family, all my Aussies, even the Jenny.
I know he's a controversial figure and Jannies tend to be sub-human filth, but he does what he can.
And yeah, thanks for watching.
I don't know how to end videos.
So, without further ado.
Nigger, fang it!
You fucking piece of shit, dude.
You know, I can't believe that you fucking made me watch that shit, and then you're gonna do some shit like this.
Get this fucking guy out of here.
You fucking asshole.
All right, you're gonna leave it with a splice.
I never said that shit, okay?
I never said that.
Don't listen to that shit.
Give me a fucking break.
Oh my god.
All right, look.
I think everybody got, you know, acquainted with that, all right?
I don't even want to make any more comments about it, but Prince, what the actual fuck, and I'm just going to leave it at that.
And then we're going to go from one Aussie to the next, by the way.
Look who's next.
Oh, my God.
Look who's next.
All right.
It's aesthetic.
All right.
Not unparalleled aesthetic, but aesthetic cap.
All right.
The transstetic.
All right.
And aesthetic said, play both.
But if you're really going to be a Jew about it, play the first one.
Ghost and Ghost Jr. Two is Shrek versus Shaggy.
All right.
Let me see what you got here.
All right.
All right.
Let's see what you have here.
All right.
Let's play the first one first.
Since you said that's the most important one here.
So let's go ahead and do that.
Jesus fucking Christ.
One Aussie to the next.
What do you got in store for us here?
What is this?
All right, here it is.
Here's Ghost and Ghost Jr. antics according to aesthetic or transthetic or whatever.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
I can't find it anywhere.
Shit.
Oh, geez, it was right here in front of me the whole time.
Man, there's a snake.
That's not how it works.
What?
Someone ought to cut the hop off and shout up his ass!
What the fuck?
Look at it!
Well, maybe I can take a look at it.
What?
Well, maybe I can have a look at it.
You don't know how to watch shit works.
How are you going to figure out why it won't start?
You can take an educated guess.
You're going to take an educated shit.
Hurry up.
What the hell?
Hurry up!
It sounds like a lesbian.
Hurry up!
Hurry up!
Oh, dad, it's starting to rain.
I don't think we're going to be able to have the cookout now.
Ah!
Shit!
What the fuck?
Put these bitches in the bathroom!
What kind of shit am I watching?
Somebody shut this old fucking bald man with a neck brace.
Shut the fuck up!
I can't make it in today.
I fuck my foot.
You know what, Danny?
You've been calling an awful lot since you started here.
You can't just call off because your foot hurts, or you don't want to get out of bed.
You need a doctor.
I fucked my foot!
And no, this ain't me.
Are you fucking kidding?
Winning a $250,000 lottery scratch-off, okay, three years later.
Shit!
What the fuck?
I'm a bitch!
What the hell?
I'm a bitch!
What the hell is this?
This is not me, okay?
This is not me!
Oh my god.
Yeah, come on, Dave.
Let's go.
Headphone bathroom and hit it.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, Dad, Dad, look, look, look.
How many fingers am I holding up?
One, a hundred to my deck.
What?
What the fuck?
I'm sucking a hippopotamus pet.
A hippopotamus shit.
A HIPPOPOTAMO SHIT!
Oh my god.
Where's this dump?
Look at this dump.
Step on this pizza box that laid down.
Look at this fucking dump.
Yeah, he's got beer cans to the fucking ceiling.
Notice it's cheap fucking natural lights.
No, notice that shit.
I see a Heineken box in there.
Dad, you got court today.
Wake up.
You gotta be caught in two hours.
Oh, my God.
I've been laid so many times because of this shoes.
There's a fucking bug coming out of the shoe.
Dad, something got into the cereal again.
Cockroaches!
Dad, the sink is crawling with AIDS.
Fucking maggots!
They're maggots!
Dad, Moss ate holes in my work shirt.
Where'd I put them off, Paul?
Danny, I think there's something alive in the pool table room.
Dude, this is fucking- Are you kidding me?
People are living like this?
And I bet you this guy's collected our taxpayer money.
Good God.
What? What?
What the hell is- Hey!
Hmm.
Oh my god, dude If that's what's happened to Tourette's guy, then good lord.
Call Duty Never Seen Return Maybe Good00:11:40
I mean, what a fall from grace.
I mean, is that what he did with his YouTube money?
Seriously?
I mean, good God.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I mean, I got a few cans here.
You know what I mean?
Fucking few of them here, but I'm not out here fucking, you know, gotten it to the roof or some shit.
Wow, unfucking believable.
And by the way, aesthetic, that was four minutes, 31 seconds.
I'm not going to fucking play them both.
Are you kidding me?
Anyway, that was fucked up enough to even compare me, aesthetic, to that fucking piece of trash.
Wow, dude, what a fall from grace.
Unbelievable.
Unfucking believable.
As a matter of fact, I'm surprised that son of a bitch is still alive, considering that he's drinking all those beers and he's a fat in the ass.
Anyway, thank you, aesthetic.
We appreciate it.
Once again, this is Aesthetic Cap or Transthetic, who tried to use that video as a means of making fun of me like a jerk dick or something, which I don't really appreciate.
But, you know, what else is new, right?
Let's go ahead and get to the next video, Dono, because once again, we got to continue on, continue on, continue on.
And right now, we've been on for 10 fucking hours.
Can you believe this?
10 fucking hours we have been on the broadcast here.
Let us get to the next video, Dono.
This next video, Dono, was by Mama Luigi.
And Mama Luigi said, Ninja, one of the most luckiest people in the world.
I was hoping he'd fall into infamy, but no, he's still a thing.
Even when mixer dissolved, games don't necessarily make you famous.
All right, well, let me tell you, you know, it was Fortnite that made him famous because he's kind of a fucking cookster, I'll be honest with you.
All right, but here it is.
All right, here it is.
And by the way, you're absolutely right there, Mama Luigi.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Fortnite will never make you famous a history lesson.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Full motion video, my ass.
I'd rather it be full fucking screen.
They give you fucking shoes to kill enemies with.
For fuck's sake.
Fucking ninja.
Fucking ninja.
Fuck.
I hate this game.
Shell shock.
I'll give you fucking shell shock.
I'm here, motherfucking game.
the nintendo shit cube because it's a piece of fucking shit what's going on Call of Duty.
My name is Hutch.
And I make Call of Duty.
I used to make Call of Duty 4 videos, and I'm making Modern Warfare 2 videos.
My name is Hutch.
And I make Call of Duty videos.
Yo, what's up, guys?
This is Sandy Ravage.
What is up, guys?
Only Zoo Blade.
Hello, everyone.
It's White Boy here with my sixth video.
It's fucking Blade!
Ladies and gentlemen!
I get videos sent to my YouTube inbox, which are COD commentaries, and people are saying, Hey, check out my videos, check out my commentaries.
I see you like Call of Duty 2.
Check out my videos and tell me what you think.
Unless you're coming on here solely for fun, don't do it.
It's not worth it.
User low right now for Call of Duty channels across the board.
I've never been so serious about something in my life.
Hey guys, the Minecraft era.
We have the Pegasus race.
It's just kind of a Minecraft era.
doing a new series called survival games because so many people have requested it hello guys linemaker from linemakers studios What a fake voice that is.
Hey guys, here I am over here with a talk like this, dude.
Hello, this is Stumpy.
I am going to be joined by Ninja!
Elfinly, what are you doing?
You've wrecked it.
I think my children are more familiar with your voice than my own voice.
Are you kidding me?
And a lot of people have been asking me whether my channel is dying.
My channel is dropping in popularity for the past year.
I've been made fun of in so many different ways.
Welcome to the internet.
I don't know if you've noticed, but in 2016, 2017, Minecraft in general was just becoming a dying thing.
Hey guys, it's me.
I'm done.
I'm so freaking tired.
I'm dying!
They fucking won't leave me alone!
Okay.
2017 is happening to Fortnite.
I panic!
I panic!
I PAMIC EVERY TIME!
BAMIR LA P somebody!
ENTONIO SANDWICHS ACONTED TOTE TA ZEMO!
FUG!
P uuutteeeet!
SHALLAAA!
My God!
I'm turning the stream off forever!
What the fuck?
Hey, hey!
I can't build?
What do you mean?
GAME!
Oh my god.
If you play Fortnite for fun, that's fine.
But if you're playing Fortnite to catch in on a trend, quit now.
All right.
Yeah, well, you know, it is what it is.
That's what people are doing.
Yeah, how's the Call of Duty community holding up?
No, shit.
Well, dude, you know why?
It's because you have to have more than just like...
God, he's a God!
I want to be honest with you.
I don't understand why.
Thank you very much.
That was actually a pretty good video there, Mama Luigi.
I don't understand why so many people watch people play video games.
I just don't understand it.
I don't get it.
I mean, I get if you're watching like some competition between folks that are, I don't know, are good at the game and, you know, you like the game yourself.
So you're like, you know, you want to see two great competitors at the game or some shit.
But other than that, I just don't understand.
And it's not surprising.
I mean, if all you do is play a video game and your shtick is fucking getting pissed off whenever I'm doing that shit.
And, you know, you're not a very likable person.
I mean, that's, it's, I don't know.
It's, it's unfortunate that people think that that's what it takes to, you know, keep people watching.
It takes talent, dude.
It takes, you know, the ability to, you know, have people remember you and shit.
Because if you're just a video game streamer, there's a whole bunch of those fucks.
All right.
So in my opinion, you just got to be, you know, original.
I mean, for lack of a better term.
Anyway, great video, Mama Luigi.
I think everybody gathered a little bit of something and probably reminisced in internet history, if I don't say so myself.
But cheers to Mama Luigi.
Thank you for tuning in.
Let us get to the next video, Dono.
The next video, Dono, was requested by Dildo Baggets, okay?
Dildo Baggins.
And he said, I always wondered if you ever watched this cartoon back in the 70s.
Was super popular and my parents used to love it.
Thanks for the political insight today.
And LOL at the Brony Killer.
Cheers and take a smoke with me.
All right.
Even though your name is Dildo, you know, F-A-G-G-I-N-S, I'll go ahead and do it, man.
Cheers to you.
Let me go ahead and take a smoke here.
There it is right there.
That's it.
Gotta hold it in.
Let it hit the brain.
Cheers to you, man.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to your video here.
All right.
Let's see what we have.
What is this?
All right.
Hold on.
All right.
Let me go ahead and put the PC shot on.
Once again, Dildo F-A-G-G-I-N-S requested this.
And no, I don't remember this cartoon, Frodo Leaving Middle-earth, the return of the king.
No, I have not.
Play this.
And if you keep the Book of the Hobbits, as Frodo asked, ages from now, when your stories are still told, there'll be those humans who might well wonder, is there Hobbit in me?
Is that?
I don't remember this.
This is like Fraggle Rock era, right?
That's actually 1980.
It's a little bit before Fraggle Rock.
It's like fucking the Muppets.
When the Muppets used to be like adult entertainment.
On a white ship will I sail, Watching shadows part for me, Leaving havens gray with rain?
Now that years have slipped away, I have never seen this.
I've never seen this.
Friends with gentle pain.
I mean, it's not the kind of like cartoon that, like I don't know, that I would be appealed to.
If you know, I'm not big into fantasy.
I mean, I understand cartoons.
You're supposed to break the limits and shit like that.
You know, trying to suck out emotion from me, from a cartoon is just.
You know, my intelligence is insulted as the road comes to an end.
It's so easy not to try.
Let the world go drifting by.
I mean, I don't know, I never, I never seen it.
Okay, let me just put it that way.
Maybe it's a good, maybe it's a good cartoon, you know, maybe it's.
You know, maybe I'm just being too judgmental.
Oh wait, I mean this is related to the Lord Of The Rings.
Oh, no wonder, no wonder.
Oh, it all comes clear now.
It all comes clear and low.
As foretold, the epoch of the return of the king ends at the beginning of the new age Of Man, the new Age Of Man.
Never say hello you, Lord Of The Rings, I mean Good Lord, all right.
Well, you know, there it is.
Uh, Frodo leaving Middle-earth return, the return of the king.
Uh no, I tell you, Dildo f-a-g-g-in-s.
I have never seen that cartoon and uh, you know, i'm sorry, you know i've never seen it.
Teams Wow Shit Bounce Football Aussie Rules00:06:17
But cheers to you man, thank you for letting us know, giving us the 411 on uh, some things that you appreciated.
And, by the way, i'll take another smoke with you, since I didn't really, you know, kind of know the cartoon.
All right, so here it is.
Let's go ahead and take a smoke here.
That's it.
Gotta hold it in.
Let it hit the brain baby, all right, All right.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Let's get to the next video, Dono.
This next video, Dono, was requested by Wings of Go Sun.
And Wings of Ghost Sun said, Fair cop, I'll send you a video of the rules so you can get a bit more of an understanding of the game.
I feel like if you watched it more, you would enjoy it.
No politics, no bullshit, just football.
And I believe this is going to be a video by Wings of Ghost Sun giving me a video trying to explain to me the rules of Australian football.
So let's go ahead and take a look at this because I am, you know, I'm a little interested, man.
I miss sports and I like contact sports where it's physical.
You know what I'm saying?
Where, you know, you got to have strength, you know, to be able to fucking play the game and shit.
So here it is.
Wings of Ghost Sun.
Let's all learn Australian football together, shall we?
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Let's take a look.
What is AFL?
It's got running.
It's got kicking.
Yeah, running, kicking.
I do like rugby, by the way.
It's got bone-on-bone hits without pads.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
No, it's not rugby.
It's Australian football.
Although you might hear it called Aussie Rules or even footy.
This is Australia's biggest sports and is now played professionally by 18 teams in the AFL.
It has the fourth highest average attendance of any domestic sports league in the world.
Wow.
These are some serious fans.
That's pretty impressive.
What do you say we talk basics?
Aussie rules is played on a football field probably bigger than any you've ever seen.
Wow, no shit.
That's fucking big deal.
Each team consists of 18 players on the field and four on the bench.
Tremendous athletes.
These players are basketball-sized with the hands and foot speed of an NFL wide receiver and stamina greater than a soccer player.
Oh shit, oh shit.
It's a mind event.
This is a lot of physical activity here.
The game starts with a center bounce, a bit like a basketball jump ball.
The basic object of the game, like American football, is to move the ball down the field and score.
Wants to go away from 45!
And like get it through the posts?
Yeah, I guess so.
You can move the ball three ways.
Running, but you have to bounce it every 16 yards.
Bounce it every 16 yards.
Interesting.
Using your fist to hit it forward, this is called a handball.
Another skill unique to Aussie Rules.
A fist to pass.
a vista pass and of course the most common way is kicking it Or a kick to pass.
So a punch to pass, kick to pass.
Like a quarterback using feet instead of hands, these guys can hit a teammate on the run every single day.
Wow, that's pretty good.
No shit.
Look at that.
If the kick is a little high, a player may have to jump and make a spectacular catch.
This is called a mark.
A mark.
Wow, no shit.
Look at how high that brother got up, man.
That's a high jump.
And using the player to get more leverage.
Oh, man.
You can use the opponent as a springboard for jumping.
No shit.
You can take a mark.
You can keep going.
Or you can stop on the spot and take an unimpeded kick.
Glorious kick.
Once in scoring position, the idea is to kick the ball through the two large upright posts.
That's a goal and worth six points.
No foot.
Wow.
Or send it between the big post and the outer lower post.
It's worth one point and is called a behind.
One point a behind.
A final scoreline might look something like this.
By the way, there's no offside rule.
Don't get us wrong.
There are positions.
Defenders defend.
Forwards go forward.
Wow, man.
And your feet play in midfield.
This is Bennett from Hawthorne.
We know what a good kick he is, but he sets Hill up the line outside.
He goes back into Hale.
70 meters out, too far to score.
Gives off here the suckling.
Suckling with a low belt.
Whoa, man.
Players in all shapes and sizes.
The Fremantle Dockers have 5'8 ⁇ Hayden Ballantyne, 6'3 ⁇ Nate Fife, and 7-footer Aaron Sandiland.
A seven-footer?
You can tackle hard, but not too high or low.
It has to be between the shoulders and the knees.
Oh, that makes sense.
You don't want to get anybody really hurt.
No shit.
There are four quarters of 20 minutes, but like soccer, time is added on for stoppages of play.
The extra time can be as much as 10 additional minutes.
AFL teams play 22 regular season games.
The top eight teams make the playoffs.
Eventually, two teams meet in the championship game or the grand final.
It's Australia's Super Bowl and is played every year in the magnificent Melbourne cricket ground in front of 90,000 plus.
It's a big deal.
Lasagna Horrible Video Elevator Gorgio Mojima00:14:00
And there we go.
Opening ball.
Kennedy.
Long kick.
Goal.
First of the grand final.
Good looking kick.
He's got it.
Franklin.
Oh, yes, he is.
Wow, dude.
I'm getting into this.
I can dig this.
Lanes and running hard you fancy this.
I can dig Australian football, Wings of Ghost Sun.
Any questions?
Check us out at AFL.com.au.
That ain't bad at all.
Cheers to Wings of Ghost Sun for requesting that, man.
Giving us a little bit of the 411 on what it is to observe Australian football.
That was actually pretty cool.
I'm actually anticipating, you know, looking, you know, maybe watching a match or two.
That's a huge ass arena, a huge ass field.
Unfucking believable.
Anyway, cheers to Wings of Ghost Sun.
Let us continue here.
We've got another dono here, Gorgio Mojima.
Gorgio Mojima requested this and said, got some karaoke ghost.
Sing this classic for sing this classic.
All right, take a smoke if needed.
Fuck bronies, their mental patience, i.e. today's tard shooter.
Okay, I know everybody.
Everybody's just crapping on the bronies because of the, you know, the fucking that latest shooting that happened at a FedEx.
I mean, I get it, but Jesus Christ, all right.
All right, let me see if we can get this.
Let me get this goddamn.
Let me hold on just a second.
You're having a hard time grabbing this goddamn grabbing this goddamn fucking link.
Get the link.
Come on.
Get the goddamn link.
Sorry, folks.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on a second here.
Let me just.
I'm sorry.
All right.
All right.
Here it is.
Gorgio Mojima requested this one.
And I don't know what karaoke this is.
Let me smoke here before we get into this karaoke song.
All right, let's get into this karaoke.
I mean, it's kind of early in the morning to be doing karaoke, you know.
All right, sorry about that.
It's a little early here.
All right, so here it is.
I have no idea what we're about to get ourselves into.
So let's go ahead and check this out here.
What is this?
Hold on, wait, wait, hold on, wait a minute, hold on.
Hold on.
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
This is karaoke in the game, Yakuza.
Play it.
Play this here.
is this?
Okay, let me, I'll I'll try to do some karaoke here.
I don't know.
I've never heard this song. I'll sing it for you. I can't believe it.
Makamita KONO Nanone YOMI OATE Kezutsu ETE Yoisu MORA hitanakusini Warina IGI Gaomisita Love you mo ROKU ni
grei wa KANA Kachifu batu di honi mani buki yu Nanore no Nanodushu shiti Sayonara WA hitanakusini Mati mani Damio Daminano yo Atakasukidi
Shiti shiti shiti Shiti, shiti.
Oh, God. Thank you. Thank you.
I hope I said it in correct fucking Jap language.
Anyway, that was pretty good.
There we go.
All right.
That wasn't that bad.
All right.
Even though, you know, so this is like a weirdo Jap song.
All right.
It's all good.
All right.
We did a pretty good job.
All right.
All right.
We did a pretty good job here.
And hold on.
Do we got it?
I got your bitch lasagna.
Did you play mine yet?
No, no shit.
Oh, my God.
Where is yours?
Hold on.
Did I skip yours?
Here it is right here.
No shit.
Well, let's go ahead and get to it.
Thank you.
I got your bitch lasagna.
Memories in the corner of my mind.
Thank you for reminding me there.
Let's go ahead and get to it.
I got your bitch lasagna.
Requested this one here.
All right.
And thank you, Gorjo.
What's your name?
What was the name?
Gorjo Mijamia.
Or Majima.
Majima.
Gorjo.
Goro Majima.
Thank you very much for that karaoke song.
All right.
Here it is.
I got your bitch lasagna.
Memories in the corner of my mind.
Oh, good.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Memories in the corner of your mind.
Look at this shit.
IT'S THIS FUCKING TARD!
GUYS, MARSHALL, IT'S THIS PLACE TO MOVE AND WELCOME TO GET ANOTHER PART OF MEET MY MOTHER, HER LASANYA!
Now, the final clips was a little posted.
Y'all that have been watching my show for a minute, y'all remember this Icelandic tard, alright, who does reviews and pretends that he's got these like scuff cartoons.
And anyway, meet his mom, apparently, alright?
I got your bitch lasagna touch, alright?
There it is.
I won't say.
Or at least.
But as it turns out, for private reasons, I won't.
It looks like a fat lulz.
A few days later.
It looks like a fat lulz.
Yeah.
So yeah, I will be in my original recording spot for a bit longer.
So I don't understand you.
Speak of the story.
Don't say fucking forward to moving.
You got that tard.
And you know, I've been told by people that watch this show that this guy's fucking being a target.
I want to ask you a favor.
That he's lying.
He's not really a tard.
I'm very happy to give you one of your favorite lasagna.
Oh, my God.
Homemade lasagna.
At least you didn't need it like ABZ.
My mother, can we show it?
It's very warm.
Ooh, no.
Like this?
Yeah, but you love it?
Yeah, my mother fucking.
Oh, I love it.
Do you love it?
I love it.
Yeah, yeah.
Ya.
Yeah, your lasagna.
I mean, is lasagna supposed to have beans in it?
It looks like this bitch put beans in the lasagna.
This bitch put beans in the lasagna.
Tomato and yeah.
Carly can't.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Oh, by the way, my father and Tori are also in the room, but she's the only one you can actually fucking see.
Okay.
So you just control what we talk about.
So you control what we talked about.
I don't want to talk about the fucking movement.
Now, there's one very interesting thing to note about the new fucking place.
It has no elevator.
What the fuck?
Why is he talking about the money?
You're saying you are on the fourth floor.
Yeah, so I'm going to have to fucking walk every day.
Take the stairs.
Do you think I will get used to that?
Definitely.
I think it will do you very good since I'm very interested in health and well-being.
And I've been thinking about it.
Actually, you're very lucky that you're able to.
Oh, you're very lucky.
Oh.
You're not handicapped.
You can walk the stairs.
Yeah.
And that's why you could take this beautiful apartment, even though it's on the fourth floor.
So this will just be a bonus.
but sure some days you will be tired and when we move she's already trying to kick him out of the house Like, look, get the fuck away from me.
I want to get men.
I'm going to go to the market on the fourth floor.
And I want to fucking say something.
Without you disrupting me.
It's fine.
It's fine.
What your mother was saying.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
What do you think about the stairs and no elevator?
Well, the thing is, usually when I'm in a huge ass building, I'm used to using a fucking elevator, but top-tier content?
Are you serious?
Who the fuck said that this is top-tier content?
And also try to use your growth mindset.
Instead of being sorry about it, think about the advantage of having the stairs.
I'm any worried about getting fucking tired every day for the moment.
This guy is getting fucking tired and you fucking needed a fucking few minutes.
I mean, didn't Prince say that you're not fucking with me?
Didn't Prince say something about don't say fucking all the time, mate?
Yeah, and really, floor number four is not that much.
Yeah, I had the office at floor 10 and 14 in my work and, and I try to take the stairs at least once a day, but floor four that's nothing.
I mean you are so used to biking and so you can handle it.
So anyway, give me a break.
I got your bitch lasagna.
This is a horrible video dude.
Thanks, this is a horrible video.
So Russia this year won't get tired with them feet?
Yes, definitely.
Look at the mother.
She's so fucking tired of dealing with this target.
Look at 30 year old target.
She's tired of it present.
Get the fuck out of my house.
I made an extra lasagna for you and you will own this plate and you will keep it in the freezer, because today you you bought your uh refrigerator with a freezer yeah, which is very nice and I will give you this lasagna that you will keep in the freezer.
Yeah, how to direct directions?
So you tar the kids that I'm moving out of my parents place early.
And here's a fun fact, we have been trying it for over three fucking years yeah, over three fucking years more okay, 20 years.
I mean, you're getting 32 this month.
Yeah, you're 32.
You're all taller for 50 years.
It's time for you to figure it out okay okay okay, let your fucking parents live and fuck again without me being like mom what you doing and what mom are you doing?
And now you got this beautiful apartment in a beautiful house in a very nice neighborhood.
Yeah, so I think it will be just positive for you.
I must say your lasagna, as always, is very fucking delicious.
Oh, thank you Masan, good to know.
Oh, my god, 32 years.
Hurry up, I want to go home, I want to fuck husband before he has heart attacks and I don't see him.
That you prepare yourself at your apartment?
Okay, a fucking course.
Oh, I have one more question for you before we enter with you, which we are going to resume, what do you think of the coverage situation?
Are you asking me as a nurse or just a your mother?
Oh, my god, she's a nurse.
Yeah yeah, she's a nurse.
I mean, I mean, it has been a serious situation, but things are getting much better.
And we will go through this.
Well, that's not what they're saying.
And people like you, you're young, and you will take the stairs and do physical activity and take care of your health.
So even though you would have COVID, you would go through it with and be okay.
She's fine.
You'll be okay, you know, as long as you're not fat in the ass.
And put everyone in danger.
I hate those fucking morals.
Yeah, but you should only think about what you can do to take care of you.
Use the mask, wash your hands, and use the face.
Do what you're told and put a face on.
So you'll take care of you.
The Mormons take care of them.
Waifu Requested Kazuma Ghost Trans Pacific00:14:38
Yeah.
Well, the reason why this bothers me is because they are putting my friends in the U.S. in danger.
Yeah, but I think we should just think about how it is here.
It does speak about the just shut up and you know, you worry about who you dumb fucking dogs.
All right, I don't want to come back.
I want to leave you again.
I don't want to fucking come back.
They are going to produce vaccines for COVID.
Yeah.
It gives us a lot of hope.
Oh, a vaccine.
We're going to produce a bakin.
I think it will.
It takes a little bit of time.
But in the end, we will go through this.
All right.
I think we've had enough.
All right.
I think we've had enough of this guy.
All right.
All right.
Just shut him off right there when he's got his food in his fucking suckhole.
All right.
I think I've had enough.
All right.
I got your bitch, lasagna.
Real funny, dude.
All right.
Real fucking funny for you, you know, requesting this horse shit.
Real fucking funny.
Yeah.
Anyway, we got some.
We got some more donos coming in.
What is this?
Ghost trans-specific waifu.
Ghost trans-specific waifu with a dono here.
I said I want the tank!
Behind the scene of an episode of Gangbus in Austin.
Turn on.
Gangbus in Austin.
Turn on closed captions.
All right.
And this is who is this?
Kiriu Kazuma.
Kiriu Kazuma here.
What is this?
Play from beginning.
Here's some more karaoke.
I love the last song.
More Jap karaoke.
If you want to, cheers to you and chat.
More Jap karaoke.
Come on, Kiriu Kazuma.
Jesus Christ.
What the hell is this?
Akira Nishikayama.
Akira Nishikiyama here.
I also want to hear this song from you.
Sing this as well.
What's all the fucking Jap karaoke?
Cheers, thanks for the content.
Why are you all fucking sitting here wanting me to fucking sing Jap karaoke, man?
Good God.
And Art Hammond, engineer's choice.
Engineer's off on Saturday, dude.
The engineer ain't here on Saturday Night Troll Show.
I'm running the ship on my own, dude.
Engineer's choice.
I guess it's ghost choice.
Engineer ain't here.
Hey, what is this?
Jackler.
Jackler.
I said I want the tank.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Look, no more donos after that, dude.
Jesus Christ.
How long have I been on here?
10 hours and 40 minutes.
OK, I don't I mean, if you want me to do Tuesday, Thursday and then the next Saturday show, man, y'all can't keep dragging me out like this.
Get streamy along for Christ's sake, this fucking early this long for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right, here we go.
Let's go ahead and get to what is this?
Hold on, we got what is this?
One more.
What is this?
Prince.
Okay, we just saw his video.
Oh, my God.
Thank you for taking note of my advice, Ghostie.
And thank you, everyone, for your responses to my first Icelandic Tard's mother as extremely fuckable for the following reasons.
The deep sadness in her eyes, lying to herself, general sadness.
Gorgeous.
Oh, my God, dude.
What kind of a sick person are you?
I thought I kind of knew you there, Prince, but obviously I don't.
Obviously, I have no fucking idea who the hell Prince is or the real Prince is, etc.
All right, anyway, let us go ahead and get to the next video dono here.
And look, no more donos.
All right, I gotta fucking, I gotta, I gotta kick back.
I'm, I'm, I'm fucking exhausted over here.
All right, 10 and a half, what, 10 hours, 45 minutes.
Anyway, Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu said, behind the scenes of an episode of Gang Bus in Austin, turn on closed captions.
All right, let's go ahead.
And wait a minute.
This is.
Good God.
I've got to sign in for this.
Okay, I've got to sign in for this.
So, viewer discretion is advised for whatever Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu has just donated here.
Let's go ahead and see what the hell this is.
All right.
Viewer discretion is advised.
Let's put on Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu's video.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
All right.
Fucking Melon Bus.
I knew it was fuckin' wrong, man.
Ah, this fuckin' hell!
Hey, Klein.
What do you want to earn money?
Good Simon!
What do I want to earn money?
Of course!
Well, what do I have to do?
You just have to sink in with me.
Well, is this a serious business?
This fucking guy Melonpan is a sick fuck, man.
I'm already a bit nervous, I have to say.
Especially my mom is...
What is this?
I don't know.
What is this?
A gun?
Oh, no.
Oh, my God, no.
This is too early in the morning here to be fucking doing this shit, Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu, man.
Come on, man!
Ah, that is okay.
That is okay.
But I will already marry me today and not ruin myself.
I mean, seriously, what the hell?
What is this?
I am a woman.
The woman is a woman.
Yes, I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am.
Let me make sure I have my finger on the trigger here just in case there's something obscene.
I don't want people to get their minds corrupted here.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh look at that don't do it no!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
Come on man!
What?
What the actual fuck.
Oh, my God.
I mean, Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu, why, dude?
Why?
Why do you request this fucking freak?
He's a freak!
I'm sorry we have to see this, folks.
I'm sorry.
I mean, look, look at him.
What's fucking wife?
Body pillows.
And look at this guy.
You sick bastard!
I'm sorry, man.
Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu.
Why?
And by the way, this is on YouTube.
Why did they cut off to that cow there?
I'M SORRY!
Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu requested this, okay?
Sorry My god Dude, I'm sorry.
I'll have to see.
This is fucking disgusting.
All right, I'm going to have to turn this off if this guy keeps fucking doing this weird shit.
No, don't leave.
Everybody's saying they're leaving.
Don't leave, man.
Come on!
Oh yeah, in the mund, yeah!
Dude, this is fucking horrible, man.
I'm sorry, folks.
How long is this?
Jesus Christ, it's only been three minutes and 25 seconds.
Good God!
You have to be a vampire!
I am a slave of the vampires!
Oh!
Oh!
Leave me out!
No!
No! No!
Please hurry up and in, please.
PLEASE HURRY UP AND IN!
Jesus Christ!
I MEAN WHY?!
I mean, the whole purpose of this weirdo fucking production, why?
Can we hurry up and fucking end this shit, please?
Can we please hurry up?
Oh, good lord, no.
This is fucking horrible.
Oh, this is fucking horrible, man.
I'm sorry, y'all have to see this.
Once again, Ghost Trans-Pacific Waifu requested this.
It's just why Western civilization is decaying before our eyes.
All right, this is why Western civilization is decaying before our eyes.
Okay?
Are we done?
All right.
Thank God we're done.
Thank God.
Thank God we're done with this.
This is garbage.
This is crap.
This is filth.
And he goes into a woodshed.
And he goes into a fucking woodshed.
All right, take this shit off of here, man.
I mean, oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
What is this?
Women are stinky holes.
Women are stinky holes said, I just woke up to watch the replay.
Push the donos next to the show if needed.
Thank you, man.
Cheers to you to Women or Stinky Holes.
Thank you very much.
And hold on, wait a minute.
We got Ard Hammond up in here.
What's going on, Ard Hammond?
Oh, my God.
Why doesn't Melonpan pull his dick out in the back of the van and just start jacking off?
Oh, good.
That would make the video all the more entertaining.
Great.
Yeah, thanks, Ard Hammond.
The police started raping him in the asshole.
What?
Little Am.
The fuck did you just say?
Here's Ard Hammond again.
Melon Pan is making a lot of chimp noises.
He sounds more of a monkey than George Floyd.
All right, that's it.
I don't fucking condone what fucking Ard Hammond just said.
All right.
I don't condone that.
This guy's just being a fucking Edgelord trolley jerk, and I don't really appreciate it.
Okay.
Anyway, that Melon Pan video was courtesy of Ghost Trans Pacific Waifu.
All right, now we've got to go to the next video.
And this next video has been requested by Kuryu Kazuma.
Kuriu Kazuma is the name of the person that requested this.
And Kuri Yu Kazuma said, play from the beginning.
Here's some more karaoke.
I love the last song.
Do some more and smoke if you want to.
Cheers to you in chat.
All right.
All right.
Well, let me smoke a little bit.
And, you know, now people are wanting me to do weirdo Jap karaoke.
So that's that's fucking great.
I need some more smoke.
All right.
I've been here for almost 11.
Has it been already 11 hours?
We're nine minutes before I have been on here.
11 hours.
Once again, given just a fucking 110% pure fucking energy because I'm a machine.
All right.
So let's go ahead and smoke some of this and we'll go ahead and get to the weirdo Jap karaoke.
Here, let me take a smoke here.
Please excuse me.
Here we go.
That's it.
That's it.
Got to hold it in.
Let it hit the brain, baby.
Hold it in.
Hit the brain.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to the dono of how do you pronounce this?
Kiru Kazuma.
Kiru Kazuma requested this.
And once again, this is Weirdo Jap Karaoke.
So let's do this.
This is queued up already, apparently.
So let's go ahead and do this.
Put the PC shot on.
Oh, wait a minute.
It can't be queued up.
This is a short one.
All right, let's go back.
Let's go back to the beginning.
All right.
Here it is.
Put the PC shot on.
Yakuri Kazuma.
Here it is.
Put it on.
What is this?
24-hour Cinderella.
Yakusa 24-Hour Cinderella.
Tsunani love you.
Todi Koyu, Kiro Lulani, Yatsura Sakimani, Yuyuga Ranoso, Katsuko Sagaso, Patari Distependo, Tussemai Nido Si Nala.
Yo wo sugi.
Mokurano love magic.
Tukiwashina.
Oyishimasi.
Osi sama.
Doki no kurinen go wo nabigati.
Nasi maso yunaso yunaso nuji yukimamika.
Tuti mo itoshu atarimame.
Takorama no sa.
Chichiki yu wa mawiri hi wa no bari.
Kima wa homiu.
Suna.
Weirdo Jap Karaoke Singing Requests00:03:40
Oh, hold on.
Tsunani love you.
Tudoyuyo.
Kiro yalami satua wa sagi milini awa yugasara.
Kotsio sagaso.
Fatari distra.
I don't fucking know.
I've already lost.
I've already lost it.
He, oh my boy, oh no, it's all she.
I have no idea.
I'm trying here.
Sorry, I was trying here.
I'm sorry.
All right.
I mean, these people are donating for me to have some weirdo Jap karaoke that comes from the game Yakuza.
All right.
So, I mean, give me a goddamn break.
All right, what else do we have here?
We've got, oh, another one.
It's a back-to-back Weirdo Jab karaoke.
This is by Akira Nishikiyama.
Akira Nishikiyama.
All right, requested this and said, I also want to hear this song from you.
Sing this as well.
Smoke weed if needed.
You already know.
Cheers and thanks for the content.
GX.
All right, let's go ahead and see what this person is talking about.
Here we go.
Another weirdo Jap karaoke song that I am being requested to, you know, sing for some reason.
And hold on just a second.
Hold on, just, can we?
God damn it.
I think I've fucking done goofed.
Hold on just a second.
Let me put this over here and let me put this like this.
And here it is.
All right.
Let's go ahead and pause it.
Here we go.
This one was requested by once again Akira Nishikiyama.
Let's go ahead and play the song.
Here it is.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
All right.
See if I can keep up here.
Let's see if I can keep up.
Here we go.
Relkayahazuritafyurusaniwa telwapurazi.
Where's that?
Yes, man. Yes.
Nina rasobiret notuia no justice.
While breaking the law, breaking the world.
Esse Ki Risa ki tenderness, While breaking the rule.
Papi Yuzen.
So da sabi na Han ran Monsi sa Muri E Gita Achito judgment.
Wow, dude.
All right.
Fucking weirdo Jap music.
Are we done?
No, we got one more.
Courtesy Ard Hammond Japanese City Pop00:13:07
Oh, fuck.
For fuck's sake.
For fuck's sake.
Oh, no, it's just with or without Nicki.
All right, it's good.
We're good.
All right, we're good.
Good God, man.
People got me singing Weirdo Jap Karaoke.
Akira Nashikiyama wanted me to fucking sing.
And then before that, Kurio Kazuma.
All right.
Anyway, let us continue here.
And look, no more donos, I said, dude.
I said no more fucking donos.
Seriously.
Come on, man.
My sister, my daughter.
I said I wanted to come on.
Had City Pop that I wanted to end the night off with Ghost.
Have a good one and see you next show.
Cheers, I hope I can make it to the next show.
Cheers, man.
And here's Ard Hammond.
This is perfect.
Ghost your hit those notes as perfect as the missiles hit Hiroshima and not his father.
That's horrible, dude.
Radiated hook jabs.
All right, that's fucked up, dude.
You know, you just get more and more edge lord as time goes by.
And by the way, the next video that's been requested is by Ard Hammond.
And Ard Hammond said it's Engineer's Choice, but unfortunately, you know, Engineer is off on Saturdays.
So, you know, that's why, you know, I'm going to take it upon myself to just go ahead and choose on the Engineer's behalf.
And let me think about what it is that I can play here that, yeah, I don't know.
Let me see what I can play here.
You know, Ard Hammond is a little bit of a pervert, right?
So, I mean, it would only be fitting to Ard Hammond if we were able to, I guess, play something somewhat perverted so he can fan his nuts to or potentially squeeze out a fap or something.
So let me let me think about this here.
Let me think about this.
Or you know what, better yet?
I've got something even better.
You know what?
When I think of Ard Hammond and I think about, I'm going to play this.
I'm going to play this instead, Ard Hammond.
Okay?
I'm going to play this instead.
Is everybody ready?
I'll play a couple of things, okay?
Here, let me play this guy.
Okay, courtesy of Ard Hammond.
Okay, let's go ahead and play this.
All right, this right here, what you're about to see is a hold on, put the PC shot on.
A giant man with an insanely deep voice.
Go ahead.
Courtesy of Ard Hammond.
Courtesy of Ard Hammond.
Does this spell Art Hammond?
I don't speak Mexican, so I don't know what they're saying.
He had a big fucking head and I don't know what was happening to him.
Meses más tarde de la muerte de su hermano, Javier presentó una mezcla de distintos síndromes que hicieron que el joven siguiera creciendo en forma desmedida, mientras que sus huesos empezaron a torcer debido a su increíble tamaño.
No había un caso similar en el mundo.
Habían 10 parecidos.
He thought that he could play basketball, but that didn't happen.
He thought that Javier would be the same as his brother.
He also had hydrocephalia, osteoporosis and problems to speak.
But in a miracle, he died and now he tried to carry out his life as normal as possible.
Well, here in the house...
Good God!
I'm going to take the table...
I'm going to take the table...
I'm going to store the clothes...
Good God!
I have a lot of my mom.
I take care of my grandmother.
Javier mide 2,35 meters, so he needs a special bed.
I had to feel like Ard Hammond.
Doesn't this feel like hard, Hammond?
Look at the size of this guy's head!
All right.
Anyway, I just wanted to show you all that courtesy of Ard Hammond.
I mean, I just, that's the first thing that popped in my head when I heard Ard Hammond was donating this and made it engineer's choice.
Look, I'm going to give him two videos.
Okay, Ard Hammond, all right?
That's not the only one there.
Let me get you another one, and it's a short one.
So let's go ahead.
Where is it at?
Where did I see this one at?
Let me go back in my history.
Please bear with me here.
I'm trying to look for the second Ard Hammond video here.
And I've got a good Ard Hammond video.
Here's another one here.
And this is actually insightful.
It's going to get everybody a little cultured here.
Let's go ahead.
Oh, excuse me.
Here it is.
Let's go ahead and take a look.
Courtesy of Ard Hammond.
Hold on just a second.
Here.
Calm down.
Calm down.
All right.
The Messi Warriors doing a jumping contest.
How do you like that?
The Maasai Warriors doing a jumping contest.
The African Maasai Warriors.
So once again, this is Ard Hammond.
Man, they didn't jump, man.
You can tell, they could probably dunk a basketball.
What does everybody think, huh?
All right.
All right.
I think we get the point.
Everybody, I think we get the point.
It's a jumping contest.
And everybody's getting racist in the chat room, so I'm going to cut this off.
Everybody's getting racist.
I didn't show that so that you people can become a bunch of racist pricks, okay?
I showed that because I wanted you guys to be cultured and understand that there are still native tribes that go back, you know, thousand years that are still living the authentic lifestyle of a tribes person.
So give me a fucking break.
Look at Ard Hammond.
Arn Hammond.
Oh, my God.
Goddamn Brian wheezing.
Ha I'm glad that you like the choices there, even though the engineer isn't here to, you know, commit to his choices, etc., man.
So cheers to Ard Hammond.
Let us get to the next video dono.
All right.
This next video dono was requested by Jackler.
And Jackler requested this and said Luigi spitting fire.
Now, I don't know what the hell Jackler's talking about head here, but Luigi spitting fire here.
Hold on, hold on.
Wait a minute.
Pull this back here.
Hold on.
Put the PC shot on.
Jackler, here's Luigi spitting fire out here.
I thought it was always Mario that had the more better linguistics.
It's me, I'm Mario.
And, you know, Luigi sounded like some schmuck that should be taking your order and giving you a slice of pizza, you know?
Anyway, here it is, Jackler.
Luigi talks about seashells.
She sells seashells on the seashore, but the value of these shells will fall due to the laws of supply and demand.
No one wants to buy shells because there's loads on the sand.
Step one must create a sense of scarcity.
Shells will sound better if the people think they're ragac.
Bear with me.
Take as many shells as you can find.
Pile them high until they're rarer than the diamonds.
That too.
Gotta make the people think that they want them.
Really want them.
Really fucking want them.
Hit them like Bronze.
Influencers, product placement.
Featured Prantine Entertainment.
If you haven't got a shell, then you're just a fucking waste, man.
Free.
It's monopoly.
Invest inside some property.
Start a corporation.
Make a logo.
Do it properly.
Shells must sell.
That will be your new philosophy.
Swallow all your morals.
They're a poor man's quality.
Expand, expand, expand.
Clear forest, make land.
Fresh blood on hands five.
Why just shells?
Why limit yourself?
She sells seashells.
Sell oil as well.
Six on sell stock.
Sell diamonds.
Sell rocks.
Sell water to official.
Sell the time to a clock.
Seven press on the gas taker.
Them on to be the president of the United States.
A big smile, make big wave.
That's great.
Now the truth is all the way.
You tell lies out the gate.
Nine polarize the people.
Controversy is the game.
It don't matter if they hate you, if they all say your name.
The world is yours.
Step out on the stage to a round of applause.
You're a liar, cheat, a devil, a whore.
And you sell seashells on the seashore.
Wow, look at Luigi spitting a little bit of woke fire there.
Look at that, huh?
Anyway, some of the things that Luigi said in there wasn't all that bad.
Come on, man.
It ain't all that bad.
I'm telling you, these leftists are such drama queens.
It's just unbelievable.
All right.
But anyway, thank you, Jackler.
Cheers to you, man.
Thank you for hooking it up with a little bit of Luigi spitting a little fire out here.
And we've got one more dono, folks.
One more dono.
And this donation is by none other than Unparalleled Aesthetics.
And cheers to Unparalleled Aesthetics, by the way.
We will get you the inner circle, get you into the inner circle ASAP.
And same with the newest member of the inner circle that joined today, Callie Dude.
I'll probably have to email you sometime this evening.
But I will, when I email you this evening, I will not only be there, I'll probably be talking to the inner circle, etc.
So if you're a part of the inner circle, I'm going to try to get in there.
We can have some convos, etc.
But Unparalleled Aesthetics said, had City Pop that I wanted to end the night off with, ghost.
Have a good one and see you next show.
Cheers.
Take one last smoke with me to end of the night to end the night.
I definitely will.
Let's just go ahead and do that.
All right.
Cheers to everybody in here.
How long have we been on here?
We've been on here for 11 hours and seven minutes.
And by the way, let me go ahead and put some lemons in the treasure chest, okay?
Let's put some lemons in the treasure chest.
We've got 2,000 lemons that I'm going to put into the treasure chest right now.
Is everybody ready?
There it is.
There are currently 2,400 lemons in the treasure chest.
And let me go ahead and smoke this here.
That's what I'm talking about.
Hold it in, let it hit the brain, baby.
All right.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to Unparalleled Aesthetics City Pop, some Japanese City Pop.
I wouldn't mind some of that.
So let's go ahead and take a look at what he's got here.
Here it is.
Hold on.
Put the pause on it.
Unparalleled Aesthetics.
And before we get to Unparalleled Aesthetics and the last dono for the show of episode 45, the Saturday Night Troll Show, I do want to remind everybody that I will be here this Tuesday, 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
Just to remind everybody, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Time for the ghost show.
And of course, the Saturday Night Troll Show is on Saturdays, 9 p.m. Central Standard Time.
Also, follow me on Twitter.
Okay, I do have a Twitter account for the time being at least.
And you can follow me on there at Capitalist Ghost.
All one word, no underscores, Capitalist Ghost.
Okay.
All right.
Let's go ahead and hear Unparalleled Aesthetics video.
It's going to end the night here for this very, very late night on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Here it is, some Japanese city pop.
All right, here it is.
All right.
See, that's Japanese city pop, man.
It gives you that 80s feel, that 80s flavor.
Man, nice mellow, mellow song to end it with.
Chat Wins Disappointment Immeasurable Show End00:10:27
And he's using a voice modulator on top of that, dude.
And say goodbye.
I'm gone.
And I know people are watching, my 80s, my 80s, the 80s rock.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry it rocked!
This really jams.
I'll be living CDC.
And when the air you want to see.
Oh!
That looks like you.
Great show, by the way.
A lot of off-the-rails things happened tonight.
All kinds of shit happened.
Hit the replay if you can.
Cheers to the chat for this whole 11 hours and change.
Hope you won't be lonely.
All right, 11 hours, 12 minutes.
This is fatass.
This is nice.
Hope you won't be lonely.
I say goodbye.
I'm gone.
Are you trying to lonely?
I guess there's no.
Hope you won't be lonely.
Pretty good show tonight, if I don't say so myself.
A whole bunch of ups and downs.
A bunch of things happened tonight.
I mean, it's just too much to just put into a single description.
If you are just tuning in with us, you're seeing us in the morning.
Take a look at the replay.
Excuse me.
It was fucking awesome.
Anyway, folks, thank you all for chilling with me on this Saturday Night Troll Show.
We have officially been on for 11 hours and 13 minutes.
I will be back once again Tuesday, 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
So make sure to be here for the ghost show so we can talk about the markets, get into some financial stuff, political stuff, and then get into some of these wonderful experiences when it comes to these different donations of videos.
I think it kind of just kind of, it's a roller coaster of emotions.
Let's just put it that way, man.
All right.
Once again, follow me on Twitter, CapitalistGhost, all one word, no underscores.
And I hate to reiterate this again, but no matter what happens to me on any of these platforms, please add to your bookmarks, add to your favorites, the official website of yours truly, and that is ghost.report.
Okay, that's all you got to do is type in your browser.
All right, ghost.report.
And that is the official website of yours truly.
So no matter what happens, you will be able to, you know, find out whatever I'm doing, what's going on, etc.
All right.
So anyway, that is it.
And before I go, let me go ahead and open up the treasure chest for all the folks that are out there that have been sitting here and want a piece of the treasure chest a part of D Live here.
We've got 2,400 lemons into the treasure chest right now.
And what I'm going to do is I'm going to open up the treasure chest in five, four, three, two, one.
Let's open up the treasure chest right now.
And if you could be so kind and let us know how many lemons you got into the chat room, I'll be more than happy to let you know the top five lemon getters that got the lemons in the end of this broadcast.
All right.
So once again, ghost.report is the official website of yours truly.
And don't forget to spread this show around the internets and throughout the world, baby.
We are Internet Underground.
All right.
We are definitely Internet Underground.
So thank you guys for everything.
All right.
Here it is.
The top lemon getter is Richard McConnell with 331 lemons.
We've got No Band Man with 190 lemons.
Bob Tom with 138 lemons.
Ninja Warrior 05, or excuse me, 0054 is 110 lemons.
And TNK with 92 lemons.
All right, folks.
What a night.
What an evening.
What a Saturday Night Troll show.
And hold on, what is this?
Art Hammond?
I said no more fucking donos, dude.
She's my daughter.
Oh, good God.
My sister.
We ended it on a badass fucking song.
We ended it on a badass fucking song, man.
All right.
Look, this is it.
All right.
After this, this is it.
All right.
I'm fucking done, man.
I've been on here for over 11 hours, and then you guys expect me to be just, oh, are you fucking joking?
Are you fucking?
We're going to end it with this, Art Hammond, you fucking piece of trash.
We're going to end it with this.
Put the PC shot on.
Review bra wrote a song.
Review bra wrote a song.
My disappointment is immeasurable.
Great.
Great.
My day is ruined.
My disappointment is immeasurable.
My day is ruined.
My disappointment is immeasurable.
I mean, come on, Art Hammond.
We had a great thing to end on.
He ended on some Japanese CD pop, and you go and donate this fucking tar.
I'm into the chat room like a jag off.
Oh, yeah, we're ending on this.
Look at this guy.
By the way, you missed fucking Prince's review bra segment.
And my day is rumored.
Eating a chicken parm sandwich.
Prince ate a chicken parm sandwich and tried to be review bra.
My disappointment is immeasurable.
And my day is ruined.
My disappointment is immeasurable.
And my day is ruined.
I mean, now I'm going to go away from this show pissed off now, Art Hammond, you piece of shit.
Now I'm going to leave this show pissed off like a mofo.
I mean, whoever's playing this piano knows how to play it decently, unless this has already been pre-programmed.
I can't believe we're ending it on this, dude.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Fucking review, bra.
I HATE REVIEW BRUH!
YOU CHAT WINS!
Fuck you, alright?
The chat doesn't win shit, alright?
You just pissed me off.
I wanted to end on a good note, and of course you fucking trolls have to fuck it up all the goddamn time.
I'm done.
All right, yeah, fuck you, Art Hammond, all right?
I mean, I was leaving the show in a good fucking mood.
Shut the shit off.
Shut the fucking, shut up.
All right.
I was leaving the show in a good fucking mood.
And of course, you had to throw your fucking like, hey, you know what I'm going to do to ghost?
I'm going to do this.
I'm going to make sure that he ends on review, bra.
Yeah, that's what I'm going to do because I'm Art Hammond, you know?
You know what I'm saying, Ghost?
Anyway, I'm out of here, folks.
Okay.
Once again, I'll be here this Tuesday, 8.30 p.m. Central Standard Time for the Ghost Show.
All right.
That is it.
No more donos.
I'm out of here.
And listen, the chat doesn't win shit.
All right.
All of you people are saying, oh, the chat wins.
You don't win shit.
All right.
You just pissed me off leaving my own fucking show.
That's all you did.
You know, you're just fucking piling on the crap.
You're just piling on the crap for me not to even fucking give and muster up the effort to maybe, I don't know, maybe not show up for a show or two.
Huh?
Look at these fuckers.
Chat wins.
Chat win.
The chat doesn't win shit.
All right, you fucking assholes.
The chat doesn't win shit.
I've been up here for 11 hours and 20 minutes, for Christ's sake, man.
I've been giving you my fucking sweat, my blood, my tears.
All right.
I've been giving you all my energy for Christ's sake.