Ghost hosts a chaotic Christmas Eve broadcast, reacting to donations of racist slurs, anti-Semitic clips, and explicit content from users like Pet Mexican and Captain Autism. He condemns Democrats for Trump's impeachment while mocking Nick Fuentes and Ben Shapiro, playing offensive tracks including Eazy-E's "Christmas in Compton" and transphobic parodies. Despite pleas to stop, the stream devolves into rage over child abuse videos and hate speech before abruptly ending due to fatigue, highlighting the toxicity of online holiday interactions. [Automatically generated summary]
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And this is episode 127 for all the folks that are keeping track of the Ghost Show broadcast.
Spread it around the internets and throughout the fucking world, folks.
We're having a Christmas show, episode 127.
And of course, I'm your host, the man they call Ghost.
Final Trump Bullshit00:14:44
And I want to say, wait, we're already getting donos?
So no Saturday night troll shows.
We're already getting donos, for Christ's sake.
But you know what?
It's Christmas!
That's right!
It's Christmas Eve!
And we're going to be getting into the Christmas spirit, or maybe not, folks.
Who the hell knows, all right?
Anyway, spread it around the internet and spread it around the world.
The ghost show isn't affected in the house.
And by the way, the Democrats ruin Christmas, folks.
You're damn right.
On behalf of the entire world, you're damn right.
Hold on, we're getting donos up in here.
If you are subscribed to my channel, the YouTube channel is a good one.
Oh, my God.
All right, look, let's just get on with the Christmas Eve edition, episode 127.
We're already getting donos, for Christ's sake.
All right, go ahead.
Look, it's all me today, folks.
The engineer has taken the day off, of course, because it's Christmas Eve.
I don't want anybody to think that I'm doing some kind of slave labor or anything of that nature.
Last show, Ghost angrily demanded that you stop calling him a sellout.
Yeah, well, I would appreciate that to say the least, okay?
You know what?
Shut up, hand me the recap, Piggy.
All right, go fucking shove it up your ass.
And let's go ahead and replay the last two don's that came in.
Hey, Liz, hail sell outlord.
So no Saturday night troll show and instead hang with your $300 autistic friend.
Hey, asshole, that's my inner circle.
That's my friends.
That's my family, you asshole.
And there's Tanzanus.
On behalf of the entire chat room, we present Ghost with a Christmas e-card.
What do you mean?
You got an e-card for me?
Oh, come on.
Don't, don't, don't, don't fucking cock teas, all right?
Seriously.
And there's Tim McCrab.
Ghost, do RG early so unfunny retards and raging autists like Olive Yatslasev and Sunburst Unicorn leave after hearing their Goomer human.
Aw, dude, that's harsh.
That's harsh to put forth there on a Christmas Eve.
Ah, geez.
Hey, it's Christmas Eve.
Why the hell would you spread that damn racism today?
I'm telling you, man, you got a lot of bunch of assholes out here that are still racist that just don't want to let go of the facade of being edge lords.
All right, look, it's Christmas Eve out here.
Everybody, calm down.
It's episode 127 of the Ghost Show.
Okay, the Democrats have ruined Christmas.
And the reason I'm saying this, folks, is because, and I don't want to get too political, but I definitely want to put this at a point of emphasis.
They've ruined Christmas for everybody because of the stupid impeachment.
Merry Christmas to all the true niggers out there.
Al Sharpen, come on.
Yeah, Al Sharpton.
Aren't you too busy being a sellout to the FBI?
Stupid son of a bitch.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, folks, is the Democrats have ruined Christmas for each and every one of us.
You make a new schedule and you still can't meet it.
Look, can you shut up?
All right.
I don't want to talk about it.
Jesus Christ, I spent this past Saturday with the inner circle, and everybody's all pissed off about it, for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Especially when there are many, many of them.
I scored a 128.
Can you beat my son?
I don't want to.
Why the fuck, dude?
Hey, Poopter Griffin.
Hey, Poopter Griffin.
All right.
Let me tell you something right now, Poopter Griffin.
I'm not going to be clicking on that link.
You have been a very naughty boy this year.
Yeah, they're Santa Claus now.
All right, great.
What the fuck with the racism, dude?
It's Christmas.
Come on.
Dude, this is.
All right, this is already starting off as a bad fucking deal here.
This is already starting off as a bad deal.
And there's Derby Derby.
My wondering eyes did appear but a big black Mercedes driven by the was in back buying quantum and dash.
Screw Dogecoin.
He told me it's nothing but trash.
Merry Christmas, ghost.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you try to write a poem for me or something for Christ's sake?
Anyway, thank you, Derby.
I don't know what the hell that was supposed to mean.
Anyway, look at Chad Poopter Griffin.
I'm not going on that goddamn, what is it, free IQ test bullshit?
If you want to do a two bucker or something, and then I'll play your goddamn $20, $20, that's fine, but it's got to be a YouTube video, dude.
Come on, man.
Merry Christmas, Ghost.
Got a song to get everyone into the Christmas.
All right, well, cheers to Cloudzack.
Thank you very much, dude, for the $25 bill, man.
Cheers to you.
And like I said, Jesus, ghost.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
It happened again.
I just soiled my manger.
NG Mary, get over here and clean me up.
Is this what we're going to do on Christmas Eve, dude?
This is Christmas Eve here.
This is Christmas Eve.
Merry Christmas Eve, Ghost.
Thank you.
Can you put these snow objects out for God?
Mrs. Ghost seems to be taking these down.
What are you talking about?
Snow objects for God.
What the fuck are you talking about, Chris Johnson?
And by the way, Poopter Griffin, if you want to do a two-bucker and give me a damn YouTube video, I'll go ahead and do this.
All right.
I'll go ahead and do it.
But look, I'm going to get to the $20, 20 buckers in a minute.
I do want to talk about, I mean, what the fuck?
You sold out on Thursday and then for an Encore You Know Show Saturday?
True.
What the fuck are you talking about?
You were in the damn inner circle aesthetic, you fucking muscle-bound fruit bowl.
You were in the fucking inner circle, you stupid money fucking fruit bowl, stupid son of a bitch.
All right.
Get this idiot out of here.
Get this fucking idiot out of here.
And hey, Chad, Poopter Griffin, don't be fucking charging back, dude, or you'll never be able to fucking Fucking uh you'll never be able to be fucking uh able to do a text-to-speech on here.
I'm not even I'm not fucking around.
I don't fuck around with that shit.
Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas?
So they can have something.
All right, dude, knocked out ghost.
We get it, dude.
All right.
And everybody with the racism today, we get it, all right?
My boot up ghost ass, I'll get to your $20 and 20 bucker in just a second, dude.
I'm serious, all right?
Hey, Ghostler, use these shekels to get your shaboon Mrs. Ghostler's upper lip and back wax.
Oh, Jesus.
You nigger lover.
Nigger, nigger, nigger.
What's up with all this fucking racism, dude?
Seriously.
What the hell's up with all the racism today?
It's Christmas.
It's Christmas, man.
Jesus Christ, your fans really do not have any life.
This is coming from somebody calling themselves Crippler's Dirty Wheelchair.
Notice that.
This is coming by somebody by fucking Crippler's Dirty Wheelchair saying this.
All right, what is this, Brooke?
Brooke 412.
NG, Mrs. Ghost, and Templeton.
Gonna smoke some CBD and drink some hard cider tomorrow.
You could smoke yourself.
Here is a classic one I think you'll enjoy.
You could smoke CBD.
All right, I'll get to yours in just a second there, Brooke 412.
You could actually smoke CBD.
I thought it was like some kind of oil or something that you put on your joints or I don't know.
You know, you put on the edge of your tongue or something, and it was supposed to be, I don't know.
I didn't realize you're supposed to be smoking CBD.
I thought it was supposed to be some kind of non-THC hemp-based type of oil.
All right.
Anyway, we'll go ahead and get to yours in just a second there, Brooke 412, and Cloudzak and everybody else.
But I want to, here's Art Hammond.
Hey, Ghost.
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas Eve and a Happy New Year.
Yeah, thank you, dude.
I was told that I was among the top 25 donators at number four.
Yes, you are.
I want to wish many people who are nominated for the Ghosties the best.
Cheers, everyone.
Have a good night.
Thank you, Art Hammond.
I appreciate it, dude.
Cheers to you.
Even though sometimes you can be a freak show.
Hey, what is this?
And you forgot the link!
Hey, a ghost, on my fifth beer this evening.
Yeah, you forgot the link, dude.
Let's drink and smoke to this chopped-up classic.
You messed up.
Enjoy your Christmas 1921.
You forgot the link, dude.
You forgot the link.
You forgot your link.
Hey, Ghost, Wanna wish you and everyone else a Merry Christmas.
We'll be out of town next week during the new year.
Most likely, we'll missed out the Ghosties.
Oh, that sucks, dude.
Well, look, I'm going to be honest with you, BN King.
We are having a Trump Christmas.
I do believe that the Trump Christmas is in effect.
I can assume that most of you are having better presents, probably better dinners, Christmas dinners.
People are a little bit more happier and that sort of thing.
But what's really unfortunate, folks, is the Democrats have ruined Christmas with their treasonous attempt at impeachment.
And now that the House, the so-called Democratic-dominated house, has voted for impeachment, you got Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi holding on to the articles, refusing to hand them to the Senate.
And the reason is, is because they know they ain't got nothing as it relates to this impeachment.
What are the two articles?
Abuse of power and obstruction of the house, which are both bogus.
I've told you and I've explained many times.
But guess what?
Did you hear?
On Christmas Eve, the Democrats are coming out and saying that, you know what?
We can go ahead and impeach the president again.
We can impeach the president again and again and again, and we're going to keep doing that.
This is what the Democrats are doing, folks.
All right?
This is what the Democrats are doing.
They're going out and they're already talking about another impeachment.
God damn it.
You know why the Democrats have ruined Christmas?
Well, why?
There's patiently waiting.
Merry Christmas all.
To Brooke's point, there are strands of reefer that have almost nothing but CBD.
Wow.
It can be smoked, but personally you want oil edibles for that.
Well, thank you very much.
Everyone enjoys the holidays.
Cheers to patiently waiting.
I was, I did not know, all right?
Merry Christmas, ghosts.
What's up, skunk?
Hold on, just come on, dude.
Come on, don't go that.
Don't be anti-Semitic today, all right?
Final Trump Christmas bullshit.
Trump 2020 all the way, regardless of this impeachment.
And let me tell you, the Democrats have made a complete and total mockery of our institutions of government.
They have made a mockery of impeachment.
And let me tell you, these fucking Democrats need to be in prison.
All right, Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi, you should be in prison right now on this Christmas Eve.
Adam Schiff, you should be in prison on this Christmas Eve.
Gerald Nadler, you should be in prison on this Christmas Eve.
And what is this?
Trump Zuck hike.
What the hell?
Did you hear that Trump went on a hiking trip with Mark Zuckerberg?
I didn't read about that.
I didn't read about that for Christ's sake.
No, thanks.
Yeah, here go a wheelchair shit.
I'm sitting with my old man who hates commies and fought in Vietnam, USN.
I heard that.
I heard that.
I'm trying, dude.
But of course, you know, we've got people over here, you know, for whatever reason, you know, trying to talk garbage to me, you know, trying to make my fucking Christmas Eve not very Christmassy, not very festive.
I can tell just by all the fucking ass clown troll terrorists that are in the chat room right now.
Their whole objective is to get me fucking melancholy out here.
So screw you guys, okay?
But I'm telling you all right now, Democrats have ruined Christmas, and I don't understand why you all aren't up in arms about this.
Especially literally and figuratively.
Merry Christmas ghost.
Hey, cheers, Eastern Time, man.
you very much man and we got oh jenova wolf in the house $50 bill.
Merry Christmas to all of you, dude.
All right.
And look, everybody's calling me sellout now.
Look at this, because you're a fucking sellout.
Fuck you.
Hey, ghost.
Merry Christmas.
Cheers to Jenova Wolf, dude.
Oh, man, that sucks.
Here's a Christmas song with a touch of TCR to you, Kabina, Hans Abuser, and all other folks.
All right.
Well, cheers to you, man.
Thank you very much, Jenova Wolf, for the $50 bill.
Hope you have a good one and come back rested.
What are you talking about?
2020 will be a big year for America, and we must win.
We must win this.
Look, I'm not advocating violence.
I'm not advocating violence.
But I understand where your sediment is coming from, but I'm not advocating violence.
All right.
Can we do the stupid videos after RG and shout outs since it's Christmas Eve?
Oh, jeez.
Hype Sundop to ban Sunburst Unicorn and Dr. B. Kingpin Circle.
What the fuck, dude?
For Christmas, we're all hoping your family buys you a new plot of land so you can finally move your chest.
Yeah, you know what?
Fuck you, cripplers, dirty wheelchair.
You're just a shit-talking, stupid, troll son of a bitch, is what you are, all right?
Merry Klopmas Ghost.
is this good night i figured it out the inner circle is actually referencing that inner ring on the wheelchair this isn't the real aesthetic all right this This isn't the real aesthetic.
All right, I get it.
I get it.
Money bag, money bag, money bag.
Shut up!
Man, you guys are fucking assholes, dude.
Seriously, man.
Mary Impeach Miss Ghost.
Fuck you, 2020.
Fuck you, you Democrat piece of fucking low-grade anti-American scum.
And there's, and, all right, okay.
Thank you very much for giving me a link there, dude.
I will definitely play that here in a couple of minutes.
And hey, E3.
Hey, dude, E32023, you forgot the goddamn link.
You forgot the link.
I know you guys are very, you know, I don't know, very anxious to get your goddamn links up.
You forgot the link, E3-2023.
And look, here's top content.
America first, not Israel first, not racist.
Frontes confronted Shapiro on the crosswalk.
Shapiro didn't respond.
Yeah, you know, let me tell you something.
Nick Fuentes went up to goddamn Ben Shapiro when he was with his family.
All right, the footage I saw, Ben Shapiro was carrying his kid, and then you have Nick Fuentes, like some fucking wannabe Cholo bastard, coming up to fucking Ben Shapiro saying, hey, Ben.
Ha ha, here, that's me.
Nick Fuentes here.
You want to talk a little bit about Israel and the Zionists?
And ha ha ha ha.
America First Not Israel00:15:36
Are you kidding me?
What a fucking chump.
What a fucking chump that goddamn Nick Fuentes was going up to this poor fucking disgruntled autist son of a bitch fucking Ben Shapiro.
I am in no way a fan of Ben Shapiro, but you know, let me tell you something.
If this fucking son of a bitch, dumbass Nick Fuentes is going to act like some Cholo Mexican, then how the hell is he going to be backing up and trying to lead some kind of white nationalist virgin movement?
It doesn't make any sense.
And let me tell you something.
Nick Fuentes is a piece of trash.
She can tell him I said that.
The fucking carrot waxer.
The carrot waxer.
All right.
All right, we get it.
Yay, spaghetti.
Yay.
Spaghetti carrot, All right, shut up with your fucking carrots, dude.
We get it.
Jesus Christ.
And there's Gray Steele.
There's Gray Steele.
And you tell him I said that.
Merry Christmas and a happy Hanukkah ghost.
Stupid little son of a bitch, dude.
Let me tell you something.
The reason he's going up to Ben Shapiro.
Yeah, yeah, whatever, Skunkler.
Whatever.
Please share this beautiful time of year and type Merry Impeachment.
Yeah, fuck you.
The Democrats are anti-American scum that care about illegal immigrants more than the American citizenry.
And how do you prove that?
These dumbass Democrats believe that illegal immigrants who come into our country illegally deserve free health care over you.
Hey, ghost, I am okay, dude.
My wrist got scraped and my middle finger got cut.
But overall, I am alright, dude.
It was pretty nice outside here, too, in Georgia.
A decent 70 degrees.
All right, man.
Yay, cheers to you, Khabib, Kans Abuser, and everyone else in the chat room.
Hey, cheers to you there, Janova Wolf.
Good to know that you weren't injured that badly.
You're wrong.
Shapiro used his kid as a human meat shot.
Oh, the bullshit, dude.
I saw the footage.
I saw the fucking footage.
This dumbass Nick Fuentes confronted Shapiro when he was with his family.
I mean, give me a brave thank you, E32020.
I'll go ahead and play that here in a minute.
But I'm telling you, he confronted him with his family, and that's bullshit.
I seriously dislike Shapiro, but for the love of God, ambush journalism bullshit is disgusting.
I mean, I'm telling you, that wasn't even ambush journalism.
Shut up.
I got a family, you dumb fucking idiot.
All right.
Fucking money bags, for Christ's sake.
And there's Sunburst Unicorn.
You're damn right.
I see they still want to ban me.
I am with the family tonight.
You're damn right.
The Democrats need to be tried for treason.
Making a mockery of our institutions of government.
They need to be tried for treason.
Think I heard another crotch rocket.
Yeah.
Why do you park your trailer in the middle?
Fuck you, Wheelie McGoester.
So, first and foremost, let me explain something that's happening here in my neighborhood, okay?
We've got like a couple of Christmas parties that unfortunately I wasn't invited to, which I don't understand why I'm a good neighbor, you know, I don't understand.
But anyway, there's a couple of parties going on, and I've heard them pop fireworks, which is supposed to be illegal in the city limits of San Antonio.
So, you know, you got a whole bunch of things going on out here.
All right?
You got a whole bunch of things going on out here.
So if you hear something in the background that sounds like a fucking cat being busted or something, it's these stupid jerk-offs partying out here.
There's like two or three parties that I wasn't invited to.
And I'm telling you right now, I don't appreciate it one bit, all right?
But it doesn't matter.
I'm having the family over tomorrow, folks, which I'm not really looking forward to because once again, no one cares about ghosts, okay?
No one's going to give presents to ghost.
Flashback to a time when ghost wasn't a sellout.
You know what?
Fuck.
I'm tired of you idiots calling me a sellout, you sorry sack of shit, all right?
I'm tired of you people calling me a sellout.
I'm not a sellout, all right?
The kill stream is massively popular right now.
Who gives a shit?
And he also likes Nick.
Maybe you should just go on and debate Fuentes instead of hiding behind a monitor like a bitch.
Fuck you, alright, asshole.
I'm not hiding behind nothing.
All right?
I'm not hiding behind nothing.
Happy Hanukkah Ghost.
Figured I'd give you some music for Ghostmez.
Yeah, thank you.
I'm not, I don't celebrate Hanukkah.
Oh my god, Dark Me Magician Girl!
Oh man, she's making it rain on us here, dude.
Look at this.
Dark me magician girl.
Oh my god.
Merry Christmas, I guess.
Too bad you're not a real capitalist like us that doesn't seem to be a lot of us.
It's like us.
Like, oh, what are you fucking talking about?
Capitalists?
What the fuck you talking about?
Come on.
And what is this?
Crippler's dirty wheelchair?
That's because it's pain in the ass to get your wheelchair in their house.
Fuck off, asshole.
All right.
Chatrom, we have the votes to impeach Ghost.
Mary IMPEA.
Inner Circle spokesman.
Shut the fuck up, you idiot.
I can't be impeached from the inner circle.
Go fuck off.
All right.
Top content, did you catch Michelle Malkin backing up the Gwipers and Flintus in that speech?
Big paid endorsement.
Dude, these people are, you're talking sellouts?
These people are sellouts, alright?
And look at the sellout show, right?
When I talk about it, fuck you, alright?
That's what I think about your sell-out show.
Captain Hook, are you going to call the fireworks police to mark the one-year anniversary?
Look, I will do it on New Year's.
I'll do it on New Year's Eve.
If I hear fireworks, you're damn right.
Cheers, my cops.
Yeah.
That was awesome.
Will we be getting the top dono list soon?
Yeah, I'll be putting the top dono list tomorrow afternoon at some point.
Let me tell you guys about the tree you guys worship.
The glitter chain around the tree symbolizes the white sun spiraling in and out of the black hole side.
Uh-oh, Christmas Enlightenment!
Uhhh...
Nigger.
Yeah, yeah, and then you're going to throw that at the end.
Then you throw that at the end.
Hey, Brooke 412 again.
King, Sperme the Cat, and type doc to ban Dr. B. Dr. B, why is everybody all up Dr. B's crack?
Added my two bucker earlier.
Happy Hanukkah type man.
You did?
I didn't see it.
Hold on.
I didn't see that shit.
Hold on, let me go look back in there.
Let me look back in here.
Merry Christmas.
Coopering.
We'd love to hear your thoughts on this.
All right.
Well, I'll definitely take a look at it.
Hold on.
I'm going to go take a look back at Chad Poopter Griffin and see if he donated the two bucker and I just missed it.
Hold on just a second.
You know, because he could.
Oh, there it is.
Okay.
Thank you, Chad Poopter.
All right, I got it, dude.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
All right.
And Kooprick, we'll get to yours in just a second.
But as I was stating, tomorrow, what I'm going to do is I'm going to be hosting a big event for all the family.
All the family are going to come over to Ghost's house.
They're going to drink all my booze.
They're going to eat all my food.
They're going to take all my presents.
And Ghost isn't going to get a present.
Do you understand?
Ghost doesn't get presents for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Ghost gives presents.
And that's why Ghost doesn't like fucking goddamn Christmas too much anymore.
Hey, wait a minute.
Why are we getting all these two buckers all of a sudden?
Type son, type doc, type cap to ban Captain Desi.
All right, look, shut up about that shit, all right?
Give me a break.
All right, Captain Dessey ran away, and he's never coming back.
So it is what it is, all right?
But anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, folks, is that that's why I'm a little melancholy when it comes to Christmas, because I'm the one that's going out and dishing out all the dollars to have the big ass party tomorrow.
You know who we're fucking serving tomorrow, by the way?
We're serving fucking prime rib roast, all right?
Prime fucking rib roast.
So give me a break.
Inner circle Pelosi.
Shut up, dude.
The inner circle can't impeach me for my own inner circle, you dumbass, all right?
Jesus fucking Christ.
But as I was stating, I'm doing prime rib, dude.
I've got two fucking cuts of prime rib roasts that I'm going to be making, okay?
Both of them are about $120 a piece.
Okay, I'm also going to throw on a couple other pieces of meat and stuff like that.
And these folks are going to, they're going to eat well.
You know, I'm going to have a fucking whole spread of booze, wine, champagne, beer, scotch, all that stuff, dude.
All of it.
Especially many, many of them.
Final donation for the night.
Hey, all right.
Merry Christmas all.
I want to do something different for this one.
All right.
Ghost, can you give the chat two choices and have them vote for the video?
Have a good time.
Two choices and have them vote for the video.
That's interesting.
That's very interesting.
Felice Navy Dodge.
Sunburst Unicorn.
Felice Navy Dodge.
Prospero Anya why Felici Dodge.
You're damn right.
That's for all our Mexicans that are listening to the broadcast.
Hey, Felice Navidal.
All right.
And burritos and all that good shit, dude.
So cheers to my Mexican contingent out there.
And what's up to my blacks that are out there listening as well?
We got a lot of blacks out there listening to the ghost show.
Cheers to my blacks that are chilling out there.
Anyway, let's go ahead.
And as I stated, the title of the broadcast, Democrats have ruined Christmas.
And the reason they've ruined Christmas, folks, is because these sons of bitches decided that they were going to use impeachment as a political tool when it's actually a serious institution of our government.
They have made a mockery of impeachment.
It has been an illegal impeachment.
And, you know, the Democrats have the audacity to come out and suggest that they may have a second impeachment and a third impeachment.
These Democrats need to be stopped.
And somebody needs to throw the cuffs on these people.
All right.
Somebody needs to go and suggest that Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi, Adam Schiff, and Gerald Nadler be arrested for making a mockery of our institutions of government.
And I'm telling you right now, the fact that you got Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi just holding on to the articles of impeachment goes to show you that this woman has legitimately committed treason and she needs to be arrested.
All right.
And what is this?
Satan clause, type NX to ban the wrong people of the world.
What the hell does that mean?
Anyway, once again, folks, what did the president say he was going to do once he was elected?
He was going to drain the swamp.
Well, as you can see, the swamp is fighting back in every capacity necessary and throwing caution to the wind.
And I'm telling you, Americans need to rise up and they need to get pissed off at this shit.
Now, if you folks have been following me on YouTube, I posted something in my community page on my channel showing somebody confronting Adam Schiff.
And you can legitimately see the fear in Adam Schiff's eyes when he's confronted.
Alexander the Resurrection.
Oh, fuck off.
Walking home from Ghost's shitty children.
Fuck off.
You can say Ghost doesn't watch anime and MLP.
But as for me and Tub Guy, we believe.
I'm sure you do.
I'm sure you do, you stupid dumb fruiters.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Benji used his child as a meat shield as soon as he saw Nick.
Oh, bullshit.
That's a lie.
That is a fucking lie.
Nick Flentes approached him with his family.
Fuck you, Captain Neurotypical.
And listen, I'll debate Flintes, but he don't want none of me.
I'll tell you that right now.
You can most certainly be impeached from your Jewish community ghost.
You're uncut, and that is grounds for.
What are you fucking?
I'm uncut.
Dude, what are you talking about, dude?
Have you ever seen?
I don't have foreskin, dude, okay?
I don't have the fucking cock cheese problem that most of you people have, all right?
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, for Christ's sake.
All right.
I mean, don't sit over here and assume anything with me.
Remember, you remember what the Jew said about having an uncut or a cut penis?
You want to know what the Jew said?
The Jew said that when God comes back, it's dicks out for God, and God will know who his chosen people are based upon those that don't have foreskin.
So that's the way they're, and who the hell just donated?
Pastor Steven Anderson.
Tonight, we commemorate the birth of the Savior.
In his later years, Christ would take off his belt and take all of Ghost's Jewish ancestors to the woodshed.
Yeah, fuck off, asshole, all right?
Merry Christmas Eve, ghost.
Hey, what's up to Noble Savage?
And Alpha Snoopyas.
Enjoy.
Hey, cheers to Noble Savage, man.
Thank you very much, man.
But once again, I do want to say this, folks, that Democrats have ruined Christmas.
And anybody who's a Democrat right now is anti-American scum.
You hate this country.
You hate American citizens.
You care more about illegal immigrants who illegally come into this country than you do the American citizenry.
And the proof is in what y'all been talking about on your stupid debates.
Y'all remember when they asked, raise your hand if you think that illegal immigrants deserve free health care.
Hey, you don't even have free health care, okay?
I mean, isn't that ironic that we got Democrats wanting to give free health care to illegal immigrants and you people that are American citizens don't have it.
I mean, give me a break.
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Impeachment and the Russian hoax will guarantee 2020 Trump victory or guarantee 2020 for Trump, I should say.
The best thing in the world will be seeing the look on the Dems' faces when Trump sweeps the vote and the Republicans gain the House back.
I'm telling you right now, I cannot wait.
I cannot wait to see that day either their top content.
And let me tell you, the fact that the Democrats have just legitimately made this illegal impeachment, it should show everybody that they don't care about this country.
I mean, there's a whole bunch of things that the Democrats could be working on right now, but they're not because they're so enthralled with impeaching Trump, and it's fucking pathetic.
It's just utterly pathetic, man.
This is an abuse of power.
And then the Democrats have the audacity to sit here and suggest that, well, we want a fair trial in the Senate.
They gave a complete illegal impeachment, giving, I mean, literally in the House, they robbed the president of due process.
They robbed him of a fair trial.
And then they have the audacity to sit here and suggest that we want a fair trial in the Senate.
Fuck off, Democrats, all right?
You're anti-American scum.
You hate this country.
That's why you want open borders.
That's why you want illegal immigrants to have free health care.
You hate this country, and I spit on each and every one of you for Christ's sake.
I take a dirty yellow bubbly piss right on the fucking faces of all you Democrats, and all you can do is look at me with a yellow smile about it, you dumb pieces of fart fragrant expert shit.
I'm telling you, you fucking Democrats have ruined Christmas.
You've ruined it.
Why the hell would you even go through this impeachment nonsense so close to Christmas?
Why would you even go into this whole impeachment process during an election year?
Why?
Why?
Because you know you can't beat Trump.
You know you can't beat Trump.
We've got the greatest economy in American history, folks.
Anti-American Scum00:15:59
And let me tell you, let me give you a little bit of market analysis here.
And I said this a couple of shows ago, that I feel nothing but optimism now for 2020.
And the reason is, folks, is because we have deals that are finally going to go through that are going to add exponential amount of billions of dollars to the American economy.
And I'm talking about the new trade deal between the United States, Mexico, and Canada, the USMCA, okay, that deal.
And then this phase one with China that we are now witnessing.
And let me tell you something, folks.
That's going to add a lot of money to the economy.
That's going to add a lot of money to the economy.
Oh, can you fuck off?
All right.
Can you go piss off for Christ's sake?
What the hell are you talking about?
Anyway, folks, let me move on here.
All I'm simply stating, what is this?
Captain Autism, last dono didn't come through.
Merry Christmas.
Wait, let me see what last dono didn't come through.
Yeah, yeah, dude.
Which one are you talking about?
It all went through.
I've seen all your goddamn.
They've all gone through, Captain Autism.
What the fuck you talking about?
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm telling you, man.
Anyway, let's go ahead and move on, folks.
I don't want to spend too much time on political subject matters.
I'm thinking about let's get, let's conduct ourselves a little bit of tomfoolery, internet tomfoolery.
Let's do some things.
Okay, I've got some $20, 20 buckers, obviously, that I got to go through here.
So we're going to go through that.
And by the way, I also want to reiterate that for whatever reason, BitChute, which is the alternative archive of the shows here, has been giving us a little bit of technical issues.
That's why it took so long for episode 126 to be uploaded to the BitChute channel.
I don't know what's going on, but we finally got it up there.
So cheers to everybody out there who is expecting a show in the archive.
We've got it.
It's up and running.
Cheers to everybody out there.
And look, here's Santa Claus.
Jesus' birthday was not today, but actually 9-11 or the actual new year.
Oh, yeah.
December 24th is when we celebrate Nimrod's birthday.
of course actually grew up where he died hence the christmas tree keep giving your soul to no as a matter of fact no no no As a matter of fact, yeah, yeah, fuck you, idiot.
As a matter of fact, Nimrod, the whole reason why we have an evergreen tree is because where he was buried, where Nimrod was buried grew an evergreen tree.
That's why we have an evergreen tree that we celebrate, etc.
Let's not get into that now, all right?
We're all having a nice bitching fucking Christmas Eve here.
So let's just kind of calm our asses down.
All right, I've got a whole bunch of $20, $20 that I got to get through out here.
So let's just go ahead and do that right now.
Is everybody ready here?
Okay.
Now, once again, don't bombard me with this because I actually want to do a couple of things.
I actually want to go and I actually want to fucking call the date line.
I actually want to, you know, do some, I want to do some stuff.
I want to do some stuff.
What is this?
Ashley, what up, Ashley?
Evangelicals are getting ready to stab Trump in the back.
They're salivating for President Pence.
You can tell that from the controversy over Christianity today.
Yeah.
That was an isolated incident, though, Ashley.
I think that was an isolated incident because of all the evangelical backlash from that.
Thank you right now, or I push your wheelchair over and let Pettis ravage your power.
Fuck, fuck off, Skunkler.
You see, you know, you start off with Merry Christmas and, you know, trying to give me a goddamn diplomatic digital handshake, and then that's what you do.
That's what the fuck you do, for Christ's sake.
Hi, Muck Landsman.
What's going on?
Merry Christmas, Grinchler.
All right, let's go ahead and get to these $20, $20 up in here.
And once again, folks, if for some reason, which will probably be the case, we are taking down the archive version that was taken down from YouTube, they will be put on the BitChute archive.
And you can get there by Ghost Not Report.
You see that website?
Ghost Not Report is a website.
So make sure to go in there and check it out.
Let's go ahead and see what the hell, what is this?
Derby.
Derby said, What to my wondering eyes but appear but a black big black Mercedes driven by the engineer.
What the fuck is this?
Hey, what is this?
Hail Grinchler stuck in a wheelchair LO fuck off asshole.
All right, let's go to Burt Derby378's $20 20 bucker here.
Let's go ahead and say what is this now.
This is a nice song here.
I like this song.
Everybody knows I like this song.
Wait a minute.
Is this a mashup with Slayer?
No way.
They matched this up with Slayer.
Oh my God.
Dude, come on.
This is a nice song.
This is a great Christmas song here.
Oh Christ.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
Wait, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Is this what we're going to do on our Christmas Eve?
We're going to do fucking mashups and fucking musical blasphemy like this.
I think I hear Home Depot in the smash.
Who the fuck said that?
Who the fuck said that?
Todd Squeak Castle.
Fuck you, Todd Squeecastle.
All right?
Hey, Ghost, have you had a look at the Christmas cards that you put together?
Also, as a Christmas present, all right.
Well, I'll get to that in just a second, dear Captain Autism.
I gotta sit here and listen to this goddamn fucking mashup between Wham and Slayer.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, he gave it away.
I'm watching what a wonderful thing to say Merry Christmas to you and the viewers here.
Hey, thank you, Marshall Bernsey.
Merry Christmas to you, by the way.
Sorry about the musical blasphemy that we're listening to right now.
But you can thank Derby378 for this musical blasphemy.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, he gave it away.
This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
What the hell is this?
Oh, yeah, I saw that Kansa Muser.
I saw the new 4K remake of it.
And cheers to Kansa Muser.
What's up, dude?
I saw the 4K one, dude.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
And the very next day, you gave it away.
Hey, this year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
I mean, not, there it is.
My heart, and the very next day, you gave it away.
Hey, this year to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
You know what?
I don't like the mix.
All right, I don't like the mix-up whatsoever.
I think that's musical blasphemy, but I'm glad to hear that song.
That's my favorite Christmas song nowadays.
You know that?
That's my favorite Christmas song.
Hello, Geno X1987 is in the fucking house.
What's up, Gino?
I'll get to yours in just a second.
We got a whole bunch of goddamn $20, $20, dude.
All right, so let's go ahead and continue.
We've got CloudZach.
He did a $25 bill with us when he said, Merry Christmas, ghost.
Got a great song to everyone to get everyone into the Christmas spirit.
So let's see what Cloud Zach and cheers to you, man.
Thank you for the $25.
Let's see what he's got for the Christmas spirit.
What?
Give praise to the name of God.
What?
Through faith and work, let us never stop praising Yahweh.
Amen.
Yahweh?
What the fuck?!
I mean, come on, dude.
You know.
Hold on, pause this.
I'm glad they got rid of public access.
I've a wheelchair.
Yo, fuck off, asshole.
I don't have a fucking wheelchair.
I'll play the rest of this.
Clouds act this is supposed to get us into the Christmas spirit bra This is like a scuffed Miss Cleo.
Pause, Scuff Miss Cleo here.
Merry Christmas, ghost.
Thank you.
Thank you, Todd Squee Castle.
Thank you very much.
I mean, give me a break.
What is this?
What kind of religion am I watching here clouds that houses supposed to get us into the Christmas spirit All right, Elta, calm down.
Jesus Christ, dude.
Can y'all calm down?
Christmas with the kinks.
Are you talking about the band, the kinks?
They did a Christmas song?
Oh, that's going to ruin it.
That's going to ruin shit.
Dude, this is stupid, man.
What am I watching here?
I mean, is she trying to entice people into her church by dancing around like a fucking idiot?
This is Kwanzaa?
Is this like Kwanzaa Caroling and shit?
I have no idea.
Is that what this is?
Oh, what the fuck?
Even the film can't fucking handle this shit.
Is this like Kwanzaa caroling?
All right, I've had enough of this.
How long is it?
All right, let's hurry it up.
Cloudzack, this did not get me into the holiday spirit at all.
Don't forget about Hanukkah.
It's the third day, and I want to see Hanukkah to my fellow students.
That's right.
Happy Honuka to everybody out there, dude.
Happy Ha Kanuka.
All right, let's play the rest of this Cloudzack video.
Jesus Christ.
Can y'all stop donating, dude?
Here's another one by Noble Savage.
There's another one by Noble Savage here.
All right, let's play the rest of this.
This is the most ridiculous shit I've ever seen next to Kearney Thomas.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Cloudzack, give me a break, dude.
That didn't.
How was that?
How was that supposed to put me into the damn holiday spirit?
I hope you enjoy the art, ghost.
By the way, somebody told me you're thinking of giving me a ghosty award.
What?
It's true.
True.
I'd like to thank you in advance.
I know you hate Christmas.
Who the fuck told you that?
Type cap to send ghost four-foot diameter plastic to me.
All right.
Yeah, okay, whatever, dude.
All right.
Who the fuck's telling you that?
Whoever the hell's telling you that is trying to fucking get your rocks.
Never mind.
All right, let's go to Chris Johnson.
That's the next $20, $20.
Especially when they're listening, stop donating.
Seriously, man.
All right.
I'm probably going to regret spending my hard-working money on you, but oh well.
Hey, it's Christmas.
All right.
If you feel bad, just remember it's Christmas and Hanukkah and Kwanzaa and shit.
All right, so don't worry about it.
Our Father, who art in hell unhallowed, be thy name cursed.
Be the sons and daughters of thy nemesis, whom are to blame thy kingdom.
Come, Nima, I present the real ghost.
Emperor Gritty, what the fuck are you talking about?
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Look at this.
Look at this.
I'm getting piled up with these goddamn things, dude.
All right, let's go to Chris Johnson, dude.
I got to do these $20, $20 as fast as I can.
So, Chris Johnson said, Merry Christmas Eve, ghost.
Should we put these snow objects out for God?
Mrs. Ghost seems to be taking these down.
What the fuck are you talking about, you asshole?
Oh, you fuck, dude.
You know what, Chris Johnson?
Fuck you, man.
All right.
Fuck you.
No, it will fucking.
You can't do it.
Oh, my God.
Take it down, man.
You touched me.
I'm not taking it.
Oh, fuck off.
Take it down.
Although I agree with this woman's sentiments.
Take down that penis.
Take down that vulgar penis.
Take down that penis.
Who in the hell?
Of course, it has to be a minority, no offense.
But I'm asking myself, who in the hell would pack a snow penis?
Come on, old lady!
Cut the fucking penis in half.
Lorena bobbit this son of a bitch.
Thanks for all the laughs and keeping me going when I feel like giving up on life sometimes.
I hope you have a good Christmas.
No problem, fudge capitalist man.
Cheers.
All right.
But as I'm staying, what is up with this penis?
Why is this?
Why is this minority packing a penis?
Gorbachev, take down this penis.
Pepito.
I mean, come on, dude.
You could be building a snowman.
You could be building a snow castle.
All right.
I mean, this person looks like he's a Mexican.
He could be building a snow wall.
What do you mean it's not true about my ghostie award?
Sad face, hopefully I've bought you some memorable moments this year.
All I can say is that it was somebody in the IC that told me, but I can't tell you their name.
You need to tell me their name because I'm going to kick their asses out.
You should tell me who the fuck their name is because I'm going to kick them the fuck out for being a bunch of fucking idiots.
I'll tell you that.
All right.
Anyway, let's watch the rest of this Chris Johnson video.
Come on, old lady.
Do your job!
I've got more pictures, people.
The cops didn't even like it.
Yeah!
Oh!
Shit!
She broke the penis.
And by the way, why was that penis curved?
Inappropriate Donations00:11:28
Has you got a little Captain Hook problem?
We're going to make it bigger and straighter.
Yeah, I'm sure you're going to next time because it's ridiculous.
Why'd you have to put a curve on it, huh?
You got the old Captain Hook problem.
You've got no cotton technique or no morals.
Really?
We're just having a little fun.
Oh, yes, we're just having a little fun.
Oh, and we're building a snow penis right across the street from an elementary school because this is protected by the First Amendment.
Thanks, LGBTQ.
Join me.
We just want to make people laugh.
The police are laughing.
Oh, my God.
And who is this?
Dark Me Magician Girl, don't give me a ghostie.
I'm giving you a heads up.
Why the fuck not, huh?
All right, because I'll only use it for unclogging my toilet.
I mean, what the fuck's your problem, Dark Me Magician Girl?
I mean, seriously, man, you just gave me a $100 dono.
Now you're disrespecting the ghosties, man.
Fuck off, man.
The fuck?
And we got Captain Hook.
I don't know what you mean by that.
Or I know what you mean by that.
I remember that story.
Yeah, I know, of course.
It's an unforgettable story, to say the least.
All right.
All right, let's see.
I think that's about it, right?
I think that's it for this old lady.
That's about it for her and, you know, cutting the penis snowman.
Hey, Chris Johnson, you're a piece of shit for donating that and suggesting that that was Mrs. Ghost.
You're a piece of crap.
All right, let's move on, folks, because we got a whole bunch of these $20.20 buckers on Christmas Eve.
All right, another one, this $20.20 bucker is by My Boot Ghost's Ass.
My Boot Ghost's ass requested this and didn't say anything.
They just posted the fucking video.
And wait a minute, what is this?
Hold on.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is it?
What is?
I got to confirm your age.
This is fucking inappropriate.
Hold on, this is, hold on.
I got to vet this one here, folks, because I don't know what the hell this is.
This could be some sick, demented, you know, garbage here, you know, with a fucking man-ass and, you know, prolapsed anus.
You know, yeah, of course it's man-ass.
Jesus Christ.
Who the fuck did this?
I mean, seriously, who the fuck is doing this shit?
Fucking idiot, man.
All right, put the PC shot on my boot ghost's ass.
Viewer discretion is advised, folks, all right?
I know this is supposed to be quality family entertainment, what you're supposed to be fucking listening to and watching out here, but unfortunately, we've got ourselves a bunch of sick, demented fucking trolls that don't give a shit about the true meaning of Christmas, all right?
They just want to be fucking edgelords and think that they're getting their rocks off by, you know, throwing something up that's pseudo-homosexual, all right?
So once again, my boot ghost ass requested this, and of course it's Ricardo Milos.
fucking shit I mean look at this pseudo homosexual crap how How does stuff like this become viral unless most- Look at this shit!
Unless most of you are homos.
God damn it, man.
Why do I gotta watch this on a fucking Christmas Eve, dude?
Where are y'all making me watch this homosexual crap on Christmas Eve?
Let's get it on it.
Oh, God.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, come on!
Oh, God.
Ah!
Christ, folks.
My apologies.
I mean, this is what the internet is watching.
If you've got a male on the internet that's under the age of 30, this is what they're watching, dude.
This is what the fuck they're watching right now.
This is what they think is a funny meme.
Get the shit off my screen for Christ's sake.
What is your fixation with that damn Brazilian piece of trash?
I mean, seriously, I don't get it.
He's a Brazilian piece of immigrant crap.
The reason that he wears a damn bandana on his head because he's a fucking balding fuck.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
All right.
I don't get it.
Anyway, let's get to the next 18 or actually $20, $20.
This one right here is by Brooke412.
Brooke412 said, Ghost, Merry Christmas to you.
And NG, Mrs. Ghost, and Templeton.
Gonna smoke some CBD and drink some hard cider tomorrow.
Maybe throw on elf.
Here's a classic one I think you might enjoy.
GX and shout out to the chat.
And what is this?
Especially when there are many, many.
Geno X1987.
Oh, yeah?
I can only imagine from your sick mind, dude.
All right, Brooke 412, this is her request.
Thank you once again, Brooke, for the $25 bill, man.
Cheers to you.
Let's see what Brooke requested here.
Oh, man.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Easy E?
Easy E did a Christmas song?
Especially when many, many of them.
This is exactly what you think it is.
All right.
Well, we'll get to it in a minute, nail bunny.
All right.
Fucking Brooke 412 just requested an EZE Christmas song.
Come on, honey, and give your uncle Dolomite a kiss.
Are you kidding me?
Well, what you want, baby?
Would you tell me a story?
Oh, man.
You want me to tell you a story?
Hell yeah, me too.
Yes, honey.
I'm going to tell you a story about the badass EZ.
Who got the AIDS, baby?
Who got the AIDS?
Listen and listen well.
He's a bad motherfucker.
Give me that goddamn book.
Here, let me read you this one.
Christmas in Compton.
It was a finest night.
Yes, a holy night.
Until I can't believe EZE did a Christmas song.
Who has not done a Christmas song at this point?
Jesus Christ.
And look, before this starts, I do want to say that Easy E is the first supposed straight man that I've ever known that have died of the AIDS.
Just say it.
Just say it.
What the fuck?
Are you shitting me?
Oh my god, oh my god.
Easy E Christmas song is what you're listening to right now, folks.
Taking it all the way where, EZ?
Taking it all the way where Easy in the A's?
In the A. Is that it?
Oh my god.
Just a season to give a birthday copy and I'm fucking on the show.
Come still in my face.
I mean left.
What?
What?
Dude, this is getting filthy.
Dude, I didn't want this to turn into a filthy Christmas.
Hold on, pause this.
This shit's getting filthy, dude.
Easy didn't just do a Christmas song.
He did a full-blown child.
Oh, man.
Why?
Why?
Oh, God.
Play the rest of Easy E. Jesus Christ.
Brooke 412 requested this.
And who are these hoes?
I thought I was just listening to Eazy E. Where do these hoes come from?
Are all the 20 buckers going before my Christmas art?
I actually put in some effort for you, ghostler.
And you constantly treat me.
Captain Autism, can you fuck off?
Your autism is showing.
All right.
Your autism is showing.
Fuck off.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Especially when there are many.
Hey, what is a train lover?
What's up, dude?
I mean, are you sure?
I mean, last people have been fucking donating Christmas music.
This has turned filthy.
Look at these hoes here.
I mean, this is an Easy E Christmas song off an apparent Easy E Christmas album.
Oh, God.
I'm telling you, dude.
I mean, how long is this?
All right, Jesus.
I mean, listen, I want to be honest with you.
I'll tell you after this.
Alright, I hope that you're appreciating this Easy E Christmas song.
I never thought I'd ever be hearing something like this on a fucking Christmas goddamn Eve.
So what does everybody think about this damn Christmas song by Eazy-E?
I'm very curious to see what the damn chat room has to say about it.
Is this something that you'll celebrate Christmas with?
You put this in the background while you're making Christmas cookies.
Hey, look, people like it.
They like it because I guess it's because of the rap legend himself.
The E is in it.
Easy E. Alright.
How long is this?
Alright, we're gonna let they well, hold on.
Brooke did go a five 25 buckers, so Brooke 412 requested this.
She dedicated it to her $25.
I'm getting Christmas cocky.
Is that what he said?
Is that what he just said?
I'll let this go 45 more seconds, man.
but I never thought I'd be subjected to an easy-eat Christmas song on Christmas Eve.
Are you kidding me?
This is...
This is not Christmas music.
Pure Thuggery00:06:01
This is the degradation of minority groups across America.
That's what this represents.
Merry motherfucking Christmas.
Oh my god, no.
All right, we let this go for five minutes.
That's enough, all right?
I mean, let me tell you something, man.
This is what they subject these fucking prisoners to to Guantanamo Bay.
They sleep deprive them, which is what you fucking people do to me.
All right.
They subject them to fucking music that is just unbearable, which is what you're doing to me.
I mean, this is torture, dude.
This is supposed to be Christmas Eve, and this is what you guys are subjecting me to, dude.
I mean, what kind of sick fucking people are you?
Seriously, what kind of sick fucking people are you, man?
Bunch of feminine penis-loving cartoon girl fetish whacking pieces of fucking no-pussy getting shit is what most of you is.
All right, Chad Poopter Griffin.
He got himself a replacement link.
I just got it.
Here it is: Chad Poopter Griffin.
Oh, are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Here it is.
Put the PC shot on.
Here's Fruit Bowl Nick Fuentes, okay, confronting Ben Shapiro.
And look, I'm no fan of Ben Shapiro, okay?
I think Ben Shapiro is a disgruntled autist.
I think he's overrated.
I think he's a piece of trash.
But to confront goddamn Ben Shapiro like this in front of his family is a bunch of shit.
All right.
And let me tell you, the Mexican is coming out in this kid right here.
You see, I know all of you guys like to fucking watch this idiot because he says, like a white nationalist blow, fucking dog, whistle words like Zionist and you know, fucking Zion Don, or whatever the fuck else is he gonna do?
Hold on, let me vet this, because I don't know how, I don't know, I don't know if this is all the true.
Okay, looks like it is all right oh no no no look, I knew it.
Pooped Or Griffin, you fucking piece of baguette, shit.
Play it all right, because Nick Fuentes the Mexican is coming out of this kid.
All right, he's a fucking.
Only a Mexican would do this.
Only a some fucking ethnic minority who is filled with thuggery would fucking do something like this.
Play it.
Here he goes say hey, I'm Nick Fuentes here and all I gotta do is just say things like, you know, white nationalism and yeah, Zionism.
They're calling him Little Ben.
It's Ben Shapiro.
It's literally Ben Shapiro, yeah.
Look, there he is with his family and you fucking dumbasses approach Ben Shapiro like a bunch of thugs.
Look at this, this is pure thuggery.
And not to mention oh, hold on before, before he confronts Shapiro, I'd like to just want you to observe the idiots that are around this moron, Nick Fuentes, a bunch of incel forever alone.
Never gonna get any Poonani pieces of half fucking fruit bowl crap.
Just saying traffic light.
Yeah dude, he's walking on me walking, I mean, look, look at these fucking incels.
notice no females anywhere in the vicinity.
Doesn't want to engage me, doesn't want to debate me.
So it'll be very interesting for this conference.
Are you kidding me?
This is pure thuggery.
Why does he have like a black guy in the back of him like muscle?
You see that?
That's a liberal tactic.
You notice that?
You notice how Nick Fuentes just incorporated this black guy and is manipulating his feeble mind to use him as muscle.
This is a real gamer model.
See, here it is.
Here it is.
Look, I'm using co-opting the black guy as muscle.
It's great to see you.
Why did you give a 45-minute speech about me at Stanford?
And you won't even look at my hey, he's in his hand.
Come on, I'm here.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, Lennox, man.
Let him cross.
This is horrible.
Look at this.
This is horrible.
You see, look at that.
This is.
Hey, white nationalists, how can y'all sit here and take pride in a Mexican obviously incorporating blacks as muscle?
How can you sit here and admire something like this, especially somebody who's like, hey, I'm 21 and I'm a virgin, and play some ideas, fans?
Man, you see, now, you know, it's open season on Nick Flentes, dude.
I mean, if he's going to act like pure thuggery like this, I mean, you know, it's, you know, I'm not going to say anything.
I'm just, you know, it is what it is.
Why would you say survived that on the table?
Chad Pooper Griffin requested this.
Yeah, whatever, homo.
Why don't you turn the volume down on that fucking shirt you got on that cheap fucking fucking sports coat?
I guess he's just like the money.
I mean, look at this.
Look at this wrinkled up sports coat for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, learn how to dress, you fucking fruit bowl.
Look at me.
You son of a bitch, you fucking, you poopter griffin asshole.
Fruit Mold Song00:12:15
You see, this is what I get on a goddamn Christmas.
This is what I fucking Chad Poopter Griffin.
Fuck you, you dumb fucking stupid fucking immigrant.
Fuck you.
Smells like Nick Fuentes is what it smells like.
Is that why you put that at the end there, you fucking stupid milky liquor?
Fucking tired, dude.
You know what I mean?
You see, if this is what you're gonna do, why do I even, why am I even gonna spend Christmas with you idiots?
Seriously, man, if this is what the fuck you idiots are gonna do, why the hell would I even spend Christmas with you morons?
Fucking all you people laughing, fuck you, all right?
All you people in the chat room laughing at this, fuck you.
There's nothing laughing at that shit.
There's nothing funny about that shit.
Piece of crap.
How many of you look?
Don't donate to me anymore tonight.
Any one of you pieces of shit.
All right?
Fucking tired of you people, man.
I should have just left y'all hanging today because y'all are a bunch of fucking dickheads.
Fucking assholes.
Let's move on.
All right, let me move on.
Eastern Time requested this $20, $20 and said, Merry Christmas, ghost.
What is this by Eastern Time?
eastern time requested this wait are you no no way Dude, when do these people fucking do this?
When the hell do these people fucking make this?
Ozzy Osbourne did a fucking goddamn Christmas song with Jessica fucking Simpson.
I mean, what the fuck?
Oh my god.
You gotta be shitting me!
When did this shit happen?
Alright, pause this shit.
Eastern time.
First of all, where'd you find this?
Secondly, when the fuck did this happen?
I don't remember this.
I didn't get the memo, the email, the phone call.
I didn't get any of this shit.
Fucking Ozzy Osborne, you fuck.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I mean, this is actually when Jessica Simpson had a decent body and wasn't a fat fucking moo cow, so, you know.
Ozzy, dude, are you, Ozzy and Christmas songs?
I mean, who told him to do this?
Who told this fucking drunk out, bombed out of his mind, fucking booze head?
Who told him this was a good idea?
Who told this asshole this was a good idea?
Dude, listen, stop requesting fucking songs.
Stop requesting Christmas songs.
I'm getting out of the Christmas spirit at every one of these dumbass Christmas songs you people are requesting.
First, Easy E Christmas.
Now Ozzy Osborne with Jessica fucking Simpson?
I mean, what the fuck?
my god I can't believe this dude I mean, this ruins Ozzy for me.
I'm not kidding.
This absolutely, utterly ruins Ozzy Osbourne for me.
This fucking ruins Ozzy for me, dude.
I can't believe this.
I can't fucking believe it.
Since Christmas is about giving, let's give ghost aids.
18 cocks up ghosts.
Oh, let's give ghost AIDS.
Look, yeah, this is my fan base, folks.
Happy new queer.
18 male figures.
This is my fan base right here.
They want to give me the AIDS.
Yeah, real funny.
Look at dicks out for a ghost.
That's great.
Captain Dessey.
Many, many of them.
Cheers, Ghost.
Just want to remind the trolls this Christmas what a real man having a real smoke looks like.
Oh, yeah?
We'll get to it here in just a second.
Oh my god, this is this has not been.
This has not been a pretty good Christmas show.
I'll tell you that right damn now, folks.
This has not been a good Christmas show.
I didn't realize that EZE and Ozzy Osbourne and who the hell else put out Christmas music, dude.
That's you're calling me a sellout?
That's sellout shit right there.
That is true fucking sellout garbage right there.
All right.
Anyway, Jenova Wolf.
He did a $50 bill on this one.
Jenova Wolf is next.
And he said, hey, ghosts, Merry Christmas.
Just got off work a few hours ago, though I got injured a bit at work.
Here's a Christmas song with a touch of TCR memories.
Cheers to you, Khabib, Kansa Buser, and all other folks.
GX.
All right, let's go see what Jenova Wolf has requested here.
Once again, we're here Christmas Eve, episode 127, The Ghost Show, and we are backed up with $20, $20, dude.
So let's go ahead.
Jenova Wolf paid $50 to play this, though.
Uh-oh.
Hold on just a second.
Are you kidding me?
Going back to the old school here.
Memories in the corner of my mind.
Here it is.
Jenova Wolf requested this.
Oh, man.
On the first day of Ghostmas, my true love gave to me a fruit mold.
That's my true love Trans testicles and a fruit mold.
What the fuck?
On the third day of ghosts, my true love gave to me three.
Freaking ties.
Tramps testicles and a fruit mold.
And that ain't today.
That ain't far off either.
That ain't far off.
What is this?
Merry Christmas to Ghost and the rest of the TGS community.
I'm not a good singer by any stretch of the imagination, but I decided to make this for you, Ghost.
Oh, yeah.
Take this as your one Christmas present of the year.
My one Christmas present of the year.
I'm looking forward to it.
All right, ST Mike.
But until then, hold on, we got a two-bucker in here.
What did the two-bucker say?
Winter Wonderland, an unlikely duo paired up in 2003 for a duet on Winter Wonderland as part of the Osbourne Family Christmas special.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right, let's get to the rest of this song that was donated by Jenova Wolf for a $50 bill.
We are on the third day of Christmas.
What?
What?
I swear I told you at some point to ban that.
And gentlemen, in the true spirit of Christmas, please type cap in chat to ban.
Hey, Captain Autism, can you fuck off?
To Jackler and some of the OC, except Dova underscore dude, show my art.
Cap to bandits.
All right, all right.
Your autism is showing.
All right.
Let's get to the 12 days of Ghostmas here, all right?
Flaming nipple chops, three freaking ties.
Trance testicles and a fruit mold.
That's a nice Christmas song.
That's my true love gave to me.
Five golden BBT cars.
Flaming nipple chops.
Freaking ties.
Tramps testicles and a fruit mold.
That's my true love gave to me.
Jelly asses five golden BBT cars.
Freaking ties.
Trans testicles and a fruit mold.
That's my true love gave to me.
Seven magnets.
Jelly asses.
Five golden BBT cars.
Flaming nipple chops.
Freaking ties.
Trans testicles and a fruit mold.
Very Christmasy if I don't say so myself.
Alabama black snakes.
Magnets.
Jelly asses five golden BBT cars.
Flaming nipple chops.
Freaking ties.
Trans testicles and a fruit mold.
On the ninth day of ghosts.
That's my true love gave to me.
You fucked it up for everybody, you asshole.
Hey, ghost.
I found some Christmas music that I know would suit you well.
Yeah, if that's the real Oliver Cars well.
All right.
Love the show.
Suck the fuck off.
I'm not going to say that fucking stupid racist name.
Play the rest of the song, okay?
This is requested by Jenova Woolf for a $50 bill.
Stop fucking, stop ruining it.
Stop disrupting it.
Do you understand?
This is a memorable fucking song here.
Fucking pay it the respect it deserves, you milky liquors.
Play it.
Jelly asses five gold.
BBT cars.
Flaming nipple chops.
Freaking ties.
Trans testicles.
Bruce mold.
On the 10th day.
Ghost.
Internet Footstalkers.
Alabama Black Snakes.
Magnet.
Jelly asses.
BBT cars.
Freaking ties.
Trans-testicles.
Bruce Mold.
What does everybody think in the chat?
Slime Girls.
Internet Footstalkers.
Alabama Black Snakes.
Magnets.
Jelly asses.
BBT cars.
Flaming nipple chops.
Freaking ties.
Trans-testicles.
And a fruit mold.
On the 12th day.
Since my true love gave to me 12.
Cup of coffee.
Slime girls.
God damn it.
Who the fuck is donating and fuck out the song?
A fucking Geno X1987.
Yeah, thanks.
Thanks for the inopportune time of donating, Gino.
Look, nobody donate.
All right?
Nobody fucking donate.
All right, I'm tired of it.
Jesus Christ, what kind of Christmas is this?
Bruce Mold.
In a bear tree.
On the 12th day.
Cup of coffee.
Slime girls.
Internet Footstalkers.
Alabama Black Snakes.
Magnet.
Jelly asses.
BBT cars.
Flaming nipple chops.
Freaking ties.
Trans-testicles.
Brute mold.
Ah, Christmas 2019.
What a way to, you know, get it going.
Unlike a classic Christmas song like that.
Anyway, this is the Hyperion Corporation.
The song was already fucked up, bad splicing.
What are you talking about?
That was a decent song, you dumb Milky Licker.
And Disney Grows, 12 Days of Ghostness is the best Christmas song ever made.
Well, thank you very much, Disney.
Screwed Up Joint00:06:23
I appreciate it.
Let's continue going, folks.
We got a whole bunch of these damn $20 or $20 that we got to do here.
Let's get to the next one.
This next one.
And thanks, by the way, Jenova Wolf, for that reminiscful request in the $50, dude.
Cheers to you.
We got ND21 and 21 here decided to go ahead and do a dono $20 bill here.
Let's go ahead and see what ND21 requested here.
What did you request there, ND21?
What is this?
Oh, man.
Hold on.
He said, Merry Christmas.
And here is a screwed up joint.
I know what you mean by screwed up.
I know what you mean, baby.
Put it on.
And 21.
Oh, man.
RIP DJ screw.
Houston, Texas, baby.
Screwed and chopped.
Walt be a balloon.
Shot caller, 20-inch blades on the M Paula.
Getting lid tonight.
Sister rolls out, got it thread.
My eyes, I'm feeling high.
Flyway, but there's gotta be a bad way.
All right, let's hear a little bit of this, man.
Who the hell requested this again?
And, uh, 21.
Yeah!
I'm a bowler.
Straight out of Houston, Texas, baby.
That was a significant rap movement.
The Houston rap movement, baby.
Yeah, scootin' shot, baby.
Yeah!
Ha, ha, ha!
Who else donated?
Who else donated?
Bernie Kurse.
Bernie Sanders would destroy our country.
You're damn right there, Bernie Kurt.
You're damn right.
Man, screwed and shot.
That's what I'm talking about.
NDI21.
Yeah.
I'm a cross slope.
Yeah.
Makes me want to fucking roll up a joint.
They want to roll up a blunt.
You know what I mean?
Blowing on the dojo.
stunting in the salis baby 20 inch blades on the impala Swish a roll tight.
Yeah.
So what does everybody think?
What does everybody think about this in the chat room?
This is classic DJ Screw.
Scrooge and Shot version of Wannabe Ebola.
Yeah.
Hey, Jim H, you don't know shit from Shinola.
Eric Wolf, you don't know shit from Shinola.
Yeah.
Moonman for president, you don't know shit from Shionola.
Yeah.
Hey, Jazzicko PSN, you don't know shit.
Shut up.
And fuck you, Team Scares, you piece of fucking low-grade disposable road trash.
Fuck you, high counsel.
Huh, yeah.
Fuck you, Pettis.
Huh.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha.
And whoever the hell fucking Kevin Kevo is, fuck you, too.
Fucking ass.
A hambone habit.
Fuck you.
Shot cola.
20-inch blades on the M Paula.
Yeah.
Why not be a nigga?
Hey, fuck you.
Whoever the hell just donated that racist, goddamn fucking donation, you're a piece of shit.
You're a piece of shit.
Jesus Christ, you racist bastards, dude.
Oh, my God.
I get high.
I'm balling.
Every day, all day.
Yes.
Y'all just don't know about this Houston rap movement, baby.
I was buying these brothers' fucking albums on the street.
You know what I'm saying?
While they was fucking on the corner in the back of their goddamn cars pedaling that wax.
I don't know what you're talking about, baby.
You understand?
Yeah.
A couple of my blacks happen to be rappers, by the way.
A couple of my black homies are rappers.
Not that that's not stereotypical, but I'm just saying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, yeah, uh, ball lunch.
Shot call a 20-inch blades.
All right, we're going to let this go to about five minutes, and we're going to go ahead and move on to the next video here.
The fly away, but there's got to be a better way.
All right, let's go ahead and move on.
All right, thank you, DJ Screw.
And by the way, all of you people that are talking garbage to me that I'm a racist, I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
Do you understand that?
A whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, man.
My boys, Tyrone, Archie Lee, and Kuda Bang.
I think you need to recognize, boys.
I think you need to recognize.
That's all I'm saying.
I think you better recognize.
All right, let's move on here.
We've got who is this?
Racist Accusations00:15:05
Gray Steele.
Gray Steele is next here.
He said, Merry Christmas and happy Hanukkah the ghost.
So let's see what Gray Steele requested for a $20, $20 here.
What is this here?
What is this?
Ah, you fucker.
Real funny, Gray Steele, dude.
Real fucking funny, man.
All right, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Pause this.
What is this?
DJ Jew.
DJ Jew goddamn N-words or goddamn N-words or the goddamn N-words of the goddamn fuck off, you idiot.
All right.
All right, here it is.
Once again, Gray Steele requested this, telling me Merry Christmas and happy Hanukkah.
This film is dedicated to all the Jewish brothers and sisters who still have, who've had enough of the Gentile.
Oh my God.
I don't know what the hell this is, dude.
I don't know what this is.
I don't like it.
I don't like this.
A Jericho Entertainment consent film production in association with RB FM and Intrinsic Value.
A film by Jonathan Kesselman.
Hanukkah passed.
What the hell?
St. Peter, Paul, and Mary Public Elementary School, huh?
Is that Ben Shapiro?
Hey Junos, save Smok's gym for us.
Oh my god!
This is horrible.
Who the fuck made this?
that if your people don't wise up and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord's Savior, you're all gonna burn in hell.
What the fuck am I watching?
The second is gonna be...
I mean, well, what the hell is this?
Hold on, pause it.
And didn't I tell y'all to stop donating, dude?
Favorite classic song for Hanukkah.
Yeah, fuck you.
All right.
Happy Hanukkah to you.
All right.
What the hell are you having me watch here?
Who the hell?
Grey steel, what the hell you have me watching here, man?
Nice spinning chop, Morty.
Oh my god, dude, this is horrible.
I did your granny.
I mean, dude, don't talk about my granny on Christmas Eve, you piece of shit.
Seriously.
Do not.
And I mean that do not talk about my granny on Christmas Eve.
And who the hell just donated $2 the mean streets of Auschwitz?
Make them watch My Little Pony.
Who knows?
Maybe I will.
Who knows?
Watch a little bit of this.
This is a horrible racist bit.
Whatever this scene is here.
Yeah, of course you did because you're a fucking idiot.
Thank you, skunkler.
We all need to learn the importance of tolerance and understanding.
Isn't that right, Mordecai?
Yes, Mrs. Hussman.
So, class, in honor of Mordecai's special day, I'd like for all of you to wish Marty a heartfelt, merry Chaluka Day 7.
Checos can be even dear.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Didn't I tell you to stop?
No more Brother Wars.
Peace be until we defeat the dragon.
And communism.
Love you.
All right.
I get it, Derwicking.
I get it.
But, dude, seriously, enough.
I've had enough.
All right, y'all are piling these up on me.
And y'all think it's funny, too.
That's the thing that pisses me off about you fucking people.
You all think it's funny by fucking piling up these videos on me and making the whole fucking show nothing but a bunch of fucking videos.
Fucking squirrel-fisting, monkey-spanking, milky-licking two girls and one anus loving pieces of migrant mouth hugging shit.
Play the rest of this fucking damn thing.
I hope you've all learned a very important lesson today.
Just because Mordecai's people are different from us, and just because they may appear strange to us with their furry hat, eyes, and honest heightburns, not to mention and unnecessarily guttural, funny-sounding names.
Just because they control all of the world's money, yet they are.
Dude, this is horrible, dude.
WHO THE HELL FUCKING PRODUCED THIS?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF ANTI-SEMITIC SHIT AM I WATCHING, MAN?
I'm not anti-Semitic.
All right, I want you all to know this right now.
I am not anti-Semitic, and I don't appreciate what I'm watching.
Ah, dude, come on.
Jews are okay for about five minutes.
What the fuck is this shit?
This is Christmas Eve!
WHY AM I WATCHING THIS CRAP?!
OH MY GOD!
YOU'VE GOTTA BE SHITTING ME!
This is fucked up, dude.
This is so fucked up, man.
This is so fucked up.
Hebrew hammer Are you fucking kidding me?
What is this?
Hold on.
Cock diesel, hopefully this ends just like the...
Hold on, what...
What does it say?
You said, hopefully this ends just like the boy in striped pajama.
Dude, shut up, you fucking racist fucking asshole.
Thanks, Amber.
Would you come eat by us for Shabbat?
My Miriam is all grown up now.
God willing, you should settle down and marry.
Uh, yeah.
Well, hey, thanks for the offer, Mrs. Kleinman.
But right now, G-D is the only one for me.
I can dig it.
Hammer, you're the baddest heat beside the television.
Oh, my God, dude.
I can't believe I'm watching this.
I can't believe I'm watching this on fuckin' Christmas Eve of all fuckin' times.
Yeah, that's right.
All right, I've had enough of this.
This is horrible.
Come on, Saddam.
This is utterly horrible.
I'm not.
Dude, who the hell to Gray Steele?
Why the fuck would you have me watching this on Christmas Eve of all goddamn days, dude?
Christmas fucking Eve, man.
Good God, I could be with my fucking family right now.
Instead, I'm being subjected to fucking downright Guantanamo Bay-like torture.
All right, let's continue on here.
We got the next one.
This is the next $20, $20 here.
This is by E32020.
And E32020 said, watch it till the end.
It's the next update of Renegade X.
Oh, yeah?
The next update of Renegade X. Let's see this.
All right.
E3 2020.
What is this?
The new update.
Fucking ass.
Hold on just a second, dude.
I got to make sure this isn't some fucking, you know, prolapsed anus or, you know, some kind of a snake coming out of an ass or something, folks.
All right, I got to make sure this.
is so sad this is fucking this is what i gotta do on a goddamn christmas eve dude It's so fucking sick.
All right, E32020 requested this, and this is obviously not the fucking update to Renegade X, okay?
So play it.
Jesus Christ.
Viewer discretion is advised.
Viewer discretion is advised, dude.
I mean, of course they got to make something for...
Ah, man.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, come on, dude.
I mean, why are y'all showing us this on Christmas?
It's fucking Christmas Eve!
Why are you showing us this sick shit?
It's Christmas Eve, you dickheads!
Why are you showing us this shit, man?
Oh, God.
Oh, oh, oh.
What the fuck?
WHAT THE FUCK AM I FUCKING WATCHING?!
OH MY GOD DUDE This is Christmas!
You fucking sick edge lords!
This is Christmas!
You sick homosexuals!
This is Christmas!
Come on, guys.
Quit brother.
See how you feel, guys.
Oh, my God, dude.
I mean, come on, dude.
I mean, why?
Why?
Why?
This is Christmas.
Why do we have to be subjected to this shit?
How much longer is this?
Jesus Christ.
Who the hell requested this?
E3 2020 requested this.
Some asshole by the name of E32020.
Jesus Christ.
What is this shit, man?
$20.20 to fucking...
Alright, we get it.
What the fuck is this?
Jesus Christ.
Take this fucking, take this shit out of here, alright?
Take it.
Take it the fuck out of here, man.
For Christ's sake, what the hell did I just watch, man?
This is supposed to be Christmas Eve, right?
And this is what I'm being subjected to right here.
Huh?
So that's why I keep telling you, folks, viewer discretion is advised because good fucking God.
All right, that's all I got to say.
And who the hell just donated two bucks?
Jackler, game suggestions, turmoil, single player, basically a game about collecting oil for as high of a price as possible to get upgrades to grab more oil.
Endgame progress is to get about 50% of the stock shares of the town to become the new mayor.
Okay, great.
And hold on just a second.
Hold on.
I got to fucking, dude, I am backed up with $20, $20, dude.
I mean, I didn't realize y'all were going to do this to me today, man.
I had no idea y'all were going to do this to me today.
But of course, y'all are all fucking laughing.
How many more of these do I have?
Let's see.
We got one, two, three, four, five.
Jesus Christ.
Six.
Seven.
Jesus Christ, man.
Eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
All right.
I've got too many of them, dude.
All right, look, don't donate to me anymore, dude.
All right.
I'm telling everybody right now, we've got too many of these fucking goddamn things that we've got to do today.
And I didn't really, I didn't really want this to happen.
I actually wanted to conduct some internet tomfoolery and shit, but of course, I mean, who's listening to Ghost, right?
Nobody listens to fucking Ghost anymore.
Oh, you know what?
I'm a troll and I'm a cyber vermin.
I can do whatever the fuck I want.
Especially with.
Hello, here's Durt Wicking again, for Christ's sake.
Santa dealing with one of the elves causing production issues, not a snowflake edition.
All right, well, we'll get to it in a second.
Jesus Christ.
This next $20, $20 is requested by Wonderbolt Spitfire.
Wonderbolt Spitfire requested this, and he goes, flash back to a time when Ghost wasn't a sellout who danced for fucking Shekelman.
Fuck off, Wonderbolt Spitfire.
What the hell are you requesting here?
Old school memories, honey.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Memories in the corner of my mind.
Can you believe this was put out back in 2010-2011?
Can you believe that shit?
And it's about to be 2020, folks.
Jesus Christ.
Everybody remember this song?
I'm sure they'll do.
Let me go ahead and start it and let's start it.
Capitalist Daddy Issues00:07:13
I am your host, the man they call ghosts.
I am your host, the man they call ghosts.
Hold on on Twitter, come out.
Help me and spread Christmas cheer to cute Hentai Ghost to play this Christmas classic from the legend who is part of the IC, Happy Hearths Warming Eve Every Pony.
3.
Hey, Haruka Takahashi, dude, I'm not playing anything unless you put not to mention, I don't know what fucking website you just posted, but I'm not going to fucking do it.
What the hell?
Dude, listen, you dumb fucking shitheads, okay?
It says in the fucking description, you fucking morons, that the 25, 20 bucker, $20, $20, 20 cents is a YouTube link share, okay?
Just because you fucking idiots think that the rules don't fucking apply to you, go shove it up your ass, all right?
Fucking shit, man, you fucking idiots.
Be a bro and block off the next couple hours to do some actual segments.
I may do that.
I don't fucking know.
Anyway, let's listen to the rest of this fucking song here, all right?
Wonderbolt Spitfire requested this.
Fucking, you know, you fucking people, man, you think that fucking rules don't apply to you?
Go suck it, dude.
Go fucking suck it, all right?
I am your host, the man they call ghosts.
I'm the goddamn racist, and the goddamn feet.
I am your host, the man they call ghosts.
And I was never a brony, all right?
People that are asking in the chat room, I was never a fucking brony.
I was never a brony, alright?
Everybody out there knows it.
All my true fans know it, all right?
Who keeps donating?
Who the fuck keeps donating?
Who is this?
I pooped me.
Fucking shon't talk to me in emojis either, you uneducated dickheads, all right?
I pooped me pants.
You fucking stupid asshole.
Classic stuff, dude.
You're listening to the ghost show live on christmas eve, 2019.
Baby, hold on to tell you to type keem, to unban keem scarce.
Fuck Keem Scarecrow, Nafara 822.
Don't even affiliate yourself with that stupid fucking meatball up the ass having fruiter, all right?
Nobody gives a shit about that motherfucker, all right?
I am your host to the man they call.
I am your host to the man they call me.
What?
Stop fucking donating, man.
I don't want to do this all fucking night, dude.
All right, I want to go have a fucking Christmas a little bit.
All right, I want to go have a Christmas a little bit with Mrs. Ghost and my fucking dog and shit.
All right, Jesus fucking hell, man.
What kind of fucking people are you today?
What?
Spermy the butt hamster!
All I want for Christmas is to lick the fun dip out of ghosts ass crap.
Ah, Jesus.
Here to make my Christmas wish come true, ghosty baby.
All right, go fuck off and let's listen to the rest of this song.
Shut up!
Another fucking one, dude?
Footage of Ghost Bama and the IC's X-Mas Sausage Party.
Dude, I cheers, baby.
Cheers.
And go home.
I've been telling you all to stop fucking donating for fuck's sake.
The game RuneScape is currently holding polls to add new pets into the game for certain activities.
What?
One of them is for making money, and one of the options to vote on as a literal shekel goblin.
Can't wait to see you added to RuneScape soon, Ghost.
Who the fuck still plays RuneScape besides a fucking group of losers that are trying to look for a social life in a fucking virtual reality game that has fucking shitty graphics?
Alright, get the fuck out of here.
Fucking asshole.
You know what I mean?
Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus Christ is right.
Jesus Christ is right.
Jesus Christ.
So not forget.
Dude, didn't I tell you fucking.
Okay, great, dude.
Stop fucking donating.
Here's Big Capitalist Daddy.
What's up, dude?
Good ghost.
Big capitalist daddy is back.
Merry Christmas to you, everybody.
Hey, thank you, man.
I appreciate it.
Cheers to Big Capitalist Daddy in the house, dude.
Cheers to you.
Jesus Christ, man.
This is classic, classic TCR old school memories, baby.
I can't believe it's 2019, man.
you
Dr. Funguno's crazy Keemscares playing Dova Dudes Fierce Twiley's a slut Artemann's hot Ashley's old school engineer is good.
Classic TCR Memories00:04:35
Frappy is dead and Ghostler isn't here.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck was that supposed to mean, you idiot?
Time to sing.
Nigga, what the fuck?
I'm part Italian also.
Girl in Philadelphia.
We got the best spaghetti and pizza you niggas in Texas got deep fried butter.
Yeah, well who gives a shit?
Go shove a fucking go shove a fucking cannoli up your goddamn ass for Christ's sake.
All right and go forget about it.
Forget about it.
All right, you fucking moron.
I'm a cat boy!
All right, I think we heard enough of this show.
I think we've heard enough of this song, dude.
All right.
Nobody really appreciates it.
Wonderbolt Spitfire just this is what I'm talking about.
Nobody gives a shit.
What?
Ghost.
What?
Can't listen much tonight.
Spending time with the fam.
Just join to donate.
Enjoy this song, bro, and Merry Christmas.
I hope I do.
I'll tell you that.
I hope I do.
Thank you, Lone Star.
Although, you are kind of a troll, so I don't believe you.
Anyway, Oliver Coswell requested this next one here.
He said, Happy Hanukkah Ghost figured I'd give you some music for Ghostmas.
I'm not too sure if this is the real Oliver Carswell.
But hold on, let's make sure that this isn't some weird shit.
All right, here it is.
Oliver Carswell.
What?
My favorite scene from Cannibal Holocaust is when the Muslims, oh, I mean, savage cannibals cut off a dude's penis and then eat it.
Merry Christmas.
Yeah, thank you.
Not my business.
I really appreciate you fucking grossing this out.
It's Christmas Eve, you dickhead.
Hey, let's play Oliver Carswell.
Here it is.
Oliver Carswell, this is obviously not the real one.
But still, especially when there are many, many of them.
Listen.
Here is a song you may like.
Hey, asshole.
Classic Christmas song.
Handsome Jack, you asshole.
You forgot the link.
Did you see that?
You forgot the link there, Handsome Jack.
God damn it.
Jesus Christ.
Play this shit.
This is Oliver Carswell who requested this shit.
All right.
What is this?
Some kind of metal?
Is this supposed to be metal?
No, it's.
What is this?
Hip-hop?
Is this hip-hop, really?
Jesus Christ, it's Christ, man.
This is the motherfucking hot boy buffalo from North Side.
Fuck him like K-Bomb.
I could fart about rapping this shit.
I mean, who is this?
Who's rapping them?
Why don't you give us some enthusiasm or something?
No, but hey, fuck, bitch.
I've been glowed up.
And you like them, you're a bit of child ass motherfucker.
Let me call it maybe what?
Well, all right.
Thank you, handsome Jack.
We'll go ahead and get to it in a minute.
Now I'm listening to some cracker-ass cracker rap or whatever the hell this is.
What the fuck?
Now this guy thinks he's Jamaican.
Let me guess.
It's this guy with the dreadlocks pretending he's fucking Jamaican, huh?
Who listens to this, dude?
Whoever listens to this, you're a fucking poser.
I mean, whoever listens is, you're a fucking poser and stop it.
Stop it now.
You know, they say every time these guys fake that they're Jamaican, a black gets a cat busted in his ass.
Anyway, that was Oliver Carswell.
Fake Jamaican Shit00:04:45
I hope y'all appreciated that because I didn't.
All right.
No offense, Oliver Carswell.
We all have our own flavors in music.
We all got our own tastes in music and all that stuff, dude.
But I ain't down with that, dude.
That was some bullshit.
No offense.
All right.
That was bullshit.
All right, let's move on, folks.
All right.
We got so many of these damn $20, $20 bill fucking requests out here.
My apologies for everybody out there that's like, hey, Ghost, what's going on here?
There are fucking like 25 $20, $20 requests that I have to do today, for heaven's sake.
And the next one, by the way, is by Dark Me Magician Girl.
She donated a $100 bill for this one.
All right.
She donated a $100 bill for this one here.
So let's go ahead and get to it.
She said, Merry Christmas, I guess.
Too bad you're not a real capitalist.
How the fuck do you figure that I'm not a real capitalist there, Dark Mean Magician Girl?
How the fuck do you figure that, man?
You fucking broad anyway.
Dark Me Magician Girl, this is her right here for a $100 bill.
I don't know what the hell she requested.
What is this?
Oh, you donate.
Are you shitting me?
She actually donated a fucking Christmas song, Bing Crosby style.
Melekalikimaka is a thing to say on a bright Christmas day.
There you go.
A little bit of Christmas music there.
Sorry, I don't know why the hell I turned that off.
A little bit of Bing Crosby.
Anybody get into the Christmas spirit?
It's Christmas.
It's Christmas Eve.
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright.
The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night.
Merry Christmas to everybody who's my true fan out there.
Merry Christmas.
It's Christmas Eve, baby.
Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say.
And what the hell is that, Meli Kalika Maka?
What the fuck language is that?
What fucking foreigner language is Malikalika Maka?
What the fuck is that?
From the land where palm trees sway.
Here we know that Christmas.
What fucking immigrant language is Mali Kalikamaka?
Oh, it's Hawaiian?
Wait, wait, hold on.
Pause this shit.
Hold on.
Pause this.
Wait a minute.
Hawaiians got their own fucking language?
I thought they were a part of America.
What is that?
Some kind of Samoan shit?
Like Malikalakamaka.
That's Samoan or something?
It's Hawaii.
Jesus, fucking Hawaiian.
You fucking Pacific Islanders.
All right, okay, great.
You're Pacific Islanders, y'all are acknowledged.
Get the fuck out of here, for the fuck's sake.
It's a wise way to say Merry Christmas to you.
And wait a minute, why am I racist?
Why am I racist?
The hell was I supposed to know that Hawaiian had their own fucking language?
I didn't know that shit.
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright.
The sun to shine by day and all the stars.
How the hell?
Hold on, pause this.
What?
Magelin.
This is the only kind of metal I listen to.
Better than Pantera.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, fuck you better than Pantera, right?
High priority.
This is your Christmas e-card from the community to you.
It is very imperative that you watch this next.
All right, well, let me listen to this fucking Hawaiian melee kalima laka is where I put my kaka and whatever the fuck song this is.
Play the rest of this.
To say Merry Christmas to you.
Hawaiian is a language.
I have no fucking idea.
We got a fucking immigrant language that's that's spoken in a fucking United States sway.
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright.
The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night.
Melikalikima.
Maka is a wise way to say meli kalikma maka makaka.
Merry Christmas.
Jesus.
A very, very, very, very Christmas.
Hawaiian Language Mix00:14:02
All right.
Thank you very much.
All right.
That right there went out to Dark Me Magician Girl, even though she, you know, sometimes she's cool, sometimes she's a fucking hater.
It depends on what time of the month she's on or whatever, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, I'm looking at, I forgot to turn the shit off.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, unlisted ninja, wow, you're an idiot for two bucks.
Yeah, no shit.
I'm a fucking idiot.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on here.
All right.
Everybody, shut up.
It wasn't.
Nothing was leaked.
Shut up.
Nothing was fucking leaked.
Where are we at?
I got to do Can's Abuser because he says it's high priority.
And I hope it is, dude, because you're making me skip.
Who's next?
Who's supposed to be next?
Brooke 412 is supposed to be next for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Let's continue on here.
All right.
Let's continue on.
We've got Can's Abuser.
Supposedly, this is imperative.
And then after this, we'll go ahead and get to Brooke 412's.
What's so imperative here?
What is this?
All right, hold on.
Put the PC shot on.
Apparently, this is something that was given to ghosts out here.
I have to see it for myself.
A Christmas card for ghosts.
Oh, look at that.
A Christmas card for ghosts.
Season's greetings.
Oh, look at this.
Is this signed by everybody on the forum?
Oh, look at this.
Look!
Look at everybody!
They signed it, dude.
Oh, Of my heart.
I want to wait.
This means a lot, dude.
Seriously.
that virtual card man merry christmas man i mean i i finally got something for christmas Look at that.
Everybody signed it.
Look at that.
Everybody on the forum post.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hold on.
This is all fucking negative shit.
Wait a minute.
This is all negative shit.
What is this?
What's all the...
Come on!
Come on!
This is all negative shit, man!
I thought this was a Christmas card for you.
I thought y'all cared.
I thought you fucking cared.
Oh, my God, dude.
Thank you.
Well, some of those were fucking.
Come on, man.
Jesus Christ.
This is all negative, man.
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
Happy Hanukkah.
Sorry me, Vice Chairman didn't get the chance to sign the Christmas letter.
Oh, yeah?
I definitely would have if I could.
Felice Navidad.
Well, thank you, ST Mike, and thanks, fucking shrimp-fried rice and all that shit.
But I mean, there's not much positive shit.
You guys are just.
It's all shit talk.
Now, where's the toho merch?
Dude, you're a fucking weeb.
Pans abuser, you're a fucking weeb.
Felice navidad.
Oh, my God.
Well, thank you.
I don't even know if I should say thank you.
A lot of that shit was negative.
You know, y'all got me all fucking riled up inside.
I was like, look, ghost, you finally got something for Christmas, man.
They like you.
They really, really like you.
And then, you know, it's a bunch of negative shit.
Did you skip myself?
No, I didn't skip yours, dude.
I'm going to go.
Yours is.
Hold on.
Let me get back to where I am.
Brooke 412.
There's Kooprick.
And who's next?
Patiently Waiting is next.
After that, we've got Noble Savage.
Hold on a second.
Todd Squeak Castle.
Hold on.
No, yours is right here.
Actually, yours ain't going to come up for a little bit, dude.
It's not going to come up for the next like five or six.
I hate to say that, like five or six videos, dude.
We got that many fucking backed up, dude.
So I didn't skip yours.
Yours is going to be coming up here shortly, all right?
Anyway, look, I was going to say thank you to the folks out there that signed that particular virtual card, but man, it was just a bunch of fucking negative fucking.
I mean, people were putting swastikas on it for Christ's sake.
Anyway, unlisted ninja still waiting on that Tohu merch.
I'm not going to fucking selling Tohu merch.
Are you kidding me?
I'm not selling Tohu merch.
All right, let's move on.
Anyway, thank you guys for the thought, even though you guys, some of you were just doing nothing but negativity.
Thank you guys for the thought.
It's a thought that counts, right?
It's Christmas time.
Even though some of you are, you know, fucking claiming I'm a Klans member and all that other shit.
Anyway, Brooke 412 is next.
Said, yeah, there are CBD flower buds.
Some more Christmas stuff.
Hope you enjoy.
Shout out to BN King Spermi the Cat and type doctor band Dr. B. All right, Brooke412 requested this one right here.
And hold on just a second.
We got to wait for the advertisement because it's YouTube, YouTube.
Everybody's doing the YouTube.
Lone Star.
Oh, and here is a silly one for Christmas.
Everyone needs a little Christmas cheer.
Well, I think you're absolutely right.
Everybody should.
Jesus Christ.
Hold up.
What?
Christmas card was donated literally just now.
I donated my art at the beginning of the stream.
Why won't you appreciate what I do for you?
You owe me a ghostie for being your best donator.
Your autism is showing, dude.
Okay, your fucking autism is showing.
You need to calm down.
All right, I've got a bunch of shit I got to do.
All right.
And not to mention, fucking Kansas Abuser already donated like 30 bucks today, you fucking idiot.
All right.
So anyway, Brooke412, before I get any more rude interruptions, this is her request.
Brooke412, go ahead and play it.
Oh, dude, no way.
Come on.
Toad, this fucking shot.
Oh, God, no.
No!
Pause this shit.
Who ra eyelick Castle Dry?
What the fuck the hell does that mean?
Shut up, all right?
Listen, who ruined this song?
Who ruined this song with this toad voice, man?
You gave it away.
Christmas to save me from tears.
I'll give it to someone special.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
And the very next day, you gave it away.
This ship, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
Alright, I had to throw in some of my voice in there, dude.
I couldn't do it.
I had to throw in some of my voice.
I couldn't just let this fucking toad take over the whole damn song.
Are you kidding me?
Once beaten and twice shot.
Oh my God.
Well, it's been a year.
It doesn't surprise me.
Oh, my God.
This is a horrid rendition, dude.
Don't say I love you immensely.
No one knows what a fool I've been.
But if you kiss me now, I don't know.
Here, I'm going to sing it here.
I got to do it.
I'm sorry.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
And the very next day, you gave it away.
This year, to save you from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
Sing it with me.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
And the very next day, you gave it away.
This year.
When I actually put effort in for you, you wouldn't know a true fan if you saw one.
Oh, jeez.
Shut up.
Can you fuck with me?
Look, Captain Autism.
You've already made $1,400 plus alone.
Calm down, Captain Autism.
Can you fucking calm the fuck down?
All right?
I'm trying to have a Christmas Eve here without you having a fucking autistic meltdown fit.
So shut up.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm fucking having.
I'm trying to have a Christmas here.
I'll give it to someone special.
Who's not?
Captain Autism stopped being relevant in July.
Unfunny Cracker trying desperately to stay relevant until capitalized on a deadline.
He will be fucked to death by monstrous niggas.
He will bleed black cock.
Well, I don't know about that, dude.
Calm down.
Calm down with that.
What is this?
Shang Dan Kuela Ghost.
I'm currently throwing a Christmas party in my Beijing penthouse.
I have some of the best working as butchers.
My wife says that they look so cute in their shock collars.
Shout out to Jakrur, Dova Dude, Jack Roar.
Jack Rur.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Captain Autism, can you fuck off, dude?
All right?
All right, can you fuck off?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Just curious, you mention your granny a lot, but you never speak of your father.
Why not?
Who gives a shit?
Who gives a flying fuck who I talk about?
All right?
Why don't you figure that shit out on your own while you're counting the damn dingleberries in your shit funnel, all right?
Now, everybody, stop fucking donating so I can continue on with this goddamn toad fucking last Christmas bullshit fucking song.
Jesus Christ!
Fucking figure it out on your own!
God...
Dude, this is just horrible.
This is horrible, dude.
Everybody sing it with me.
Every ready?
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
And the very next day, you gave it away this year to Samuel Fenters.
I'll give it to someone special.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
And the very next day, you gave it away this year.
To Samuel Fentus, I'll give it to someone special.
Face time with the fire in his heart.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
I gave it to someone.
I'll give it to someone special.
I think that's about it.
I think we're done with this shit.
That was a horrible rendition of this song.
This is a fucking masterpiece of a song.
And you're, of course, you know, you got to have some fucking asshole on YouTube to ruin it for Christ's sake.
Anyway, thank you very much, Brooke412.
Even though we could agree to disagree that that song, that's a sucky rendition.
And who the hell just donated for two bucks?
Toad better than Pantera.
You wouldn't know good music if it came at you from behind.
Toad rules.
All right, go fuck off.
All right, let's get to the next $20, $20 here.
Thank you once again, Brooke412.
Let's go ahead and get to Kooprick.
Kooprick donated $20, actually donated $21 for this one and said, Merry Christmas.
Latina Stereotypes00:06:43
Would love to hear your thoughts on this.
What are you talking about?
Dan G didn't know you had daddy issues.
You'll be all right, my nigga.
I don't have fucking daddy issues, dude.
I don't give a shit.
All right.
Ghost's dad?
Hey, boy, I'm gonna get a pack of smokes.
I'll be right back.
Fuck you.
Listen, don't fucking go there, you dickheads.
All right.
Don't fucking go there.
All right, look, before I get to the next goddamn video, I better start drinking for Christ's sake.
It's already 10:45, 10:50.
All right.
It's Christmas fucking Eve.
All right.
You know what time?
Everybody out there knows what time it is.
It's time for more beer.
Goddamn right, boys.
You're goddamn right.
And guess what?
I got me some more Stella Artos.
Okay.
I got me some more Stella Artos because the liquor store that I go and get this shit from, it's got two 12 packs.
Buy two 12 packs, get one free.
So you know what time it is, baby.
Let's go ahead and pop bottles, motherfuckers.
Pop bottles.
Believe it or not, I'm going to be candid with you.
This past Sunday, I actually went to a Christmas party, me and Mrs. Ghost.
And it was a Christmas party that was held by somebody who owns like a couple of Mexican restaurants out here in San Antonio, Texas.
And the reason they invited us is because me and Mrs. Ghost are, we belong to the Chamber of Commerce, and we kind of know this person.
You know, when you're a small business owner and you're a brick-mortar business owner, you belong to chambers of commerce, you get to meet people.
So I went to this goddamn party.
And what was very interesting is that this gentleman and he has a wife, of course, that were holding this party.
They were legitimately like, I don't know if they did this on purpose.
There were abnormally amount more women.
There was an abnormal amount of women than anybody else there, which I have never seen.
You usually don't see that in San Antonio.
Typically, it's a fucking sausage fest wherever the hell you go.
You go to a bar out here, it's fucking Sausage Fest Central.
But there were, I mean, there were just a whole plethora of ladies out there, most of them Latinas.
Now, I'm suggesting that maybe because there was a lot of people that owned businesses at this party and shit, that, you know, the Latinas were playing the field and shit.
Anyway, this guy had a badass spread, man.
He had fucking Fejita tacos and fucking rice.
And it was a badass spread.
He had all everything was Mexican because he owns a Mexican restaurant.
So like anything, any drink that was Mexican was on tap.
Margaritas, Cuba Libres, anything with tequila in it.
All right.
And what, Nefara?
Ghost.
Why no Toho merch?
I want a t-shirt of Sakuya pushing her stinky wheelchair.
Also type herp if Ghost got herpies from his dad diddling him.
Yeah, fuck you, Nefara 822.
It sounds like a stupid fucking dumb whop talking garbage.
Anyway, they had a DJ there and he was playing nothing but fucking like Mexican fucking music.
All right.
And let me tell you something.
There was this one song that he played.
All right.
And what is this?
Hide and seek.
Ghost is dad is real good.
Can you fuck off and don't talk about my fucking family?
All right.
Jesus Christ.
There was this fucking song.
I forgot the goddamn name of the fucking song.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe I forgot the.
Holy shit.
You got invited to a party?
He must have gone out of town.
Cuss Lord knows the neighbors don't invite your hamburgers.
No, it wasn't a neighbor, you idiot.
All right, it wasn't a fucking neighbor.
It was a fucking somebody that I known from business.
You know what I mean?
I mean, a business associate.
All right.
They were playing like some fucking, like, like some fucking Mexican music, dude.
And every Latina was shaking their ass out there.
Drinking Stella Artois, a Dunkel lager, which is their black lager.
Prost.
I am not sure whether today Merry Christmas or Hanukkah.
Can you clear that one up for us?
I have no idea what the hell you're talking about there, durwicking.
There's M Cook.
Cheers to M Cook, baby.
$50 bill, man.
$50.
Cheers to M Cook, baby.
Hey, long time no see.
Good to see you, baby.
Good to see you, man.
Hey, G. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas to you.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate it.
M Cook is in the house.
All right?
Boy, you'd better wish me a Merry Christmas, OR.
I'm taking it.
Dude, listen to me.
Stop fucking text-to-speeching like you're my dad.
Seriously.
I've never made a man of you yet, boy.
All right, listen to me.
Stop fucking talking to me like you're my dad, you piece of shit.
All right?
And by the way, M Cook is in the house, baby.
Now, listen, I wanted to tell you that they were playing like this song.
I went up to the fucking goddamn DJ there because these Latina bitches, dude, I mean, they were fucking wearing fucking dresses where you could see their panties and they got their fucking assets going and they were fucking shaking their asses and shit.
And I was thinking, dude, this is a pretty good party, you know?
I'm drinking tequila-based drinks like fucking margaritas.
I mean, and listen, this is the kind of shit they were playing.
Listen to this.
Listen to this.
Let's go ahead and play it.
Hold on, let me play.
I swear to God, this is the kind of shit they were playing.
And when this shit got on, the Latinas were just dancing their asses off.
There must have been at least 30 Latinas there that were just by themselves.
They were all just dancing their asses off.
Have y'all ever heard this kind of shit here?
Play it.
Play it.
Have y'all ever heard this kind of shit?
This is the first time I ever heard this.
This Oro Saladido?
I'm not even joking around.
Has anybody ever...
Dude, once this guy started playing, fucking broads were all over the place, fucking shaking their asses off, dude.
I'm not even joking.
What is it?
What is it about fucking music with Mexican gibberish being yelled over it?
What is it about that makes the Latinas want to shake their ass?
Oh man, this just reminds me of that party, dude.
The fucking Latinas were shaking their asses, dude.
Huh.
Yeah.
Shake that ass.
Latina.
Huh.
Shake that ass.
Latina.
Weaponized Festivities00:13:33
All right.
Don't Rory ghost.
I used to have daddy issues, too.
I don't have a fucking daddy issue, you shithead.
Shut the fuck up with that shit.
All right.
Go fuck your mother.
All right.
I don't have any fucking daddy issues.
All right.
Hey, look at this.
Ghost dad.
I left Ghost and his mother for the neighbor who baked cupcakes.
It's a weakness that runs in the face.
Don't go there, asshole.
All right, that was a, that was a, don't go there.
All right.
Just don't go there.
Better than Pantera.
Better than Pantera.
All right, whatever.
All right, look, I've got beer here, okay?
As a matter of fact, let me break open some smoke, okay?
Let me break open some tetrahydrocannabinol, some grass, some reefer, all right, some marijuana, some poo smoke, all right?
Where is it here?
Fuck it is right here, all right?
Since you idiots are gonna sit over here and talk about my dad and shit.
All right, I don't have daddy issues, dude.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
I don't give a shit, all right?
I'm not like you fucking fruiters that are like, oh my God, it devastated my childhood and I can't go on.
I can't.
I can't.
I need a psychotropic drug to go on.
I'm not like that, dude.
I'm a strong fucking man.
I can do what I got to do.
All right.
Let me get my paper.
Where's my pipe?
Give me my fucking pipe.
Here it is right here.
All right.
Now, what I'm going to do here is I'm going to throw a couple of fucking flakes of some fucking weaponized marijuana into some pipes here.
Now, you all can judge me all you want to, but, you know, pot is almost legal all over the country.
And it probably should get decriminalized as far as I'm concerned.
But, you know, we shall see.
It's not, unfortunately, legal in Texas.
So I have to score my tetrahydrocannabinol from a Mexican kid who sells candy apples on the corner.
He knows how to, you know, hook it up with some of this good ass weaponized marijuana out here.
All right.
Now, let me go ahead and take a smoke here.
Let me take a couple of drinks and we're going to move on with the remainder $20, $20 up in here.
All right.
All right.
Here it is.
Cheers to everybody out there.
Once again, this is Christmas Eve.
Merry Christmas, baby.
Merry Christmas.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
Got to hold it in, let it hit the brain, dude.
Gotta hold it in when it hit the brain.
Shit.
Oh, God.
Man, shut up.
Stop fucking.
Stop text-to-speeching like you're my dad.
Ghost is dad.
If your mother didn't get good enough head, you wouldn't have to come.
Come fuck off.
Satan!
Satan just donated a $100 bill.
Satan just donated $100 bill like a boss.
Oh, good God.
How is your Christmas going, ghost?
IT AIN'T GOING TOO GOOD THANK YOU See what we have to deal with in hell.
Yeah, well, thank you.
Look at Satan's donated $100 bill for Christmas, man.
Look at that.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
And by the way, I need a kiss you.
I got mucus coming out my orifices out here because of the tetrahydrocannabinol.
All right, give me my goddamn fucking kiss you.
I left Ghost's mother after she found out I was banging Ghost's grain.
I'd go to his granny's house every day to do the rest of the day.
Don't go there, man.
Shut the fuck up.
Don't talk about my family.
You idiot.
It's Christmas Eve.
Have some fucking respect, man.
Have some goddamn respect.
It's Christmas Eve for Christ's sake, man.
Here's my tissue, dude.
Merry Christmas, Ghost.
Fuck Spix.
Spooks and Democrats.
Well, calm down on the racism there, capitalist Chris.
The Democrats have ruined Christmas because of their illegal impeachment.
And we need to spread that around the internets and throughout the world.
That if you're a Democrat in modern-day America, you're anti-American scum.
You're anti-American trash.
All right.
Hey, look at this.
People are saying, you're getting drunk and high on Christmas Eve.
What the hell kind of shit is that?
You know what?
I can do that.
All right.
I could smoke Christmas.
I can smoke on Christmas Eve because I can do that.
I can get drunk on Christmas Eve because I can do that.
I could slap your mother upside her ass because I can do that.
Get her ass candy apple red because I can do that.
So just shut the fuck up.
Every one of you, shut up.
Of, I just got Satan.
Satan just donated a $100 bill to me, man.
Won't you give me some fucking respect, dude?
And once again, hey, thank you once again, Satan, for the $100 bill.
I do appreciate that.
No problem, Ghost.
Let me tell you something.
I'm watching you.
I'm listening to your show.
And I'm looking at these disgusting, despicable trolls.
I know that you all think that you're edgelords.
I know that you all think that you're edgy.
But let me tell you something.
Keep letting the evil flow free.
Ghost dad revealed.
Keep letting the evil flow freely, especially on Jesus's birthday.
Our daddies beat us winking.
Look, everybody, shut up about my dad.
All right, Teewee and Oliver Colswell.
Y'all, shut the fuck up.
All right, we're going to have a problem here.
This is Christmas Eve.
You should be fucking giving me a little bit of fucking festivities out here.
You should be fucking treating me with a little bit of respect.
All right.
Let me get another smoke here.
We're going to get to fucking Kooprick's no-no.
Hold on, what is it?
Capitalist Gamer.
He said, Merry Christmas, ghosts.
I'm sorry.
These sick ass trolls are making fun of your father.
Speaking of father figures, my dad was a huge gamer back in the day.
And every night I would practice fingering with my father.
Good times.
Yeah.
Fucking fucking idiot.
All right.
You're fucking.
I'm still in some intense gaming training, by the way.
After the first of the year, I'm going to start streaming some of my gaming.
And I'm telling you, man, people are going to be saying Shroud and Ninja Who.
They're going to be saying Dr. Disrespect Who.
These fucking guys ain't got nothing on me, boy.
You understand that?
I'm doing some intense fingering on the goddamn computer to make sure that I can fucking whoop some ass on these games.
And I'm not even joking around.
I'm not even joking around.
And listen, no, no, don't compare me to Wings of Redemption or Dark Side Phil.
Those dumb pieces of shit can't play.
All right.
Currently, I can play.
Merry Christmas, Ghost, and all.
I am currently enjoying a nighttime walk to the 7-Eleven store.
Let's just hope Pajit has those starbursts I like.
Yeah, no shit.
Hey, Marshall Burnsey.
Cheers and Merry Christmas, dude.
And here's Satan.
Hey, Satan, how come your message didn't go through there, Satan?
Hold on, play it again.
Let's see if it goes through.
Play it again.
Oh, before I forget, can you please take some of this fucking fruitcake?
Your fruit is like, yeah, real funny, dude.
All right.
In fact, I get it.
I'm going to have to fucking take Caroline's fruitcake.
Stop talking about my fucking family, dude.
Seriously.
Everybody, stop talking about my family right now.
All right.
I know how to fucking play.
All right.
That's why I'm doing this intense gaming training.
I'm doing intense fucking fingering, dude.
You should.
I'm doing such intense fingering.
I'm cramping up my arm and shit, dude.
Not even fucking joking around.
People are going to be saying fucking Dr. Disrespect Who?
You must smoke, all right Got a whole handle in the brain.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghost Dad again.
I'm sorry for leaving you and Auntie Mom, but I couldn't resist that sweet boy put the fuck off.
And look, there's M Cook again.
Another $50 bill from M Cook, baby.
Cheers to my boy M Cook in the house.
Cheers, G. Please do some Don Vito and also Alex Jones.
Oh, he wants me to do some Alex Jones.
Is that what everybody wants to hear?
I'm Alex Jones here, and I want everybody to know that 1776 will commence again.
But the only way it's going to happen is if you get the super male vitality that'll get you the big ass boner that'll prevent you from getting the super STD super sif from these goddamn reptilian shape-shifting women that come from the planet Dregon and my filters, my filters, my filters, my filters, and then Don Vito.
What is that?
That's that's an old school I don't know what that's my best Don Vita right now.
Oh, no, what the fuck you're talking about?
That's the best Don Vito I can do.
Hey, dude, cheers to M Cook.
He's in the house, dude.
All right, he's in the house.
So cheers to M Cook.
It's good to hear from him.
Good to see him.
He's been a fan of mine for a long time, and it's good to know that you're here.
Oh, the fucking ninja for two bucks.
Who's ghost?
Yeah, you're gonna know who the fuck I am.
Everybody knows who the fuck I am.
Oh, God.
What?
What happened again?
I just soiled my wheelchair.
Engineering.
Who donates this dick?
Who the fuck donates that donation?
Seriously, man.
Who the fuck donates that?
And Tohu FAG, have some have fun smoking your swag brickweed grown outside by Mexican cartels with less than 10% THC when you're ready to be a big boy.
Come to Cali.
Dude, you're not understanding, dude.
I get fucking weaponized fucking shit.
You know what I'm smoking right now?
I was able to get the kid.
My favorite strain is Train Wreck.
And that's what I'm smoking right about fucking now.
How you like that, baby?
How you like me now?
That's my favorite fucking strain.
I got it for Christmas.
Oh, shit.
Let me get me up.
Let me drink some of this beer.
All right.
I better get back to these videos, dude.
We're going to get backed up all night long.
And it's Christmas Eve, for heaven's sake.
All right.
The next $20, $20 requesting me to watch a YouTube video is by Kooprick.
Kooprick said, Merry Christmas.
Would love to hear your thoughts on this.
And folks, is this for real?
Put the PC shot on.
Is this fucking for real?
This is Tori.
She fell in love with Travis.
Oh, God.
What?
And Mark.
What?
And Chris.
Oh, my God.
Oh, pause this shit.
Pause this.
Now, you see, this is going to happen to the future neckbeards, dude.
Can you give me some intense fingering, winking face, or beat me like your daddy beat me?
Dude, Toue, whoever you are, fuck you, you dumb fucking idiot.
All right, stop talking about my fucking father.
Anyway, as I was stating, this is a future neckbeard.
Look at all these dumbass neckbeard fucking idiots.
They all got to share this disgusting, despicable, plumpy, fucking flapjacked headed fucking four-eyed, looking like fucking Ruth Bader Ginsburg and 1847 piece of shit.
Are you kidding me?
Having Tori as the hub, and all of us are spokes on the giant wheel.
Oh my god.
But not everyone understands the dynamic.
I was like, oh, you're kidding.
That you're joking.
How will this pony relationship cope?
What?
Ghost is heretic and Trump is the Antichrist.
Pastor Steven Anderson, can you shut up?
Are you kidding me?
We're celebrating Christmas right now.
All right, it's Christmas time.
It's 11 p.m. where I'm at at the Go Show studios.
It's Christmas Eve.
Why don't you take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack before you continue to talk that talk?
Now, look, put the PC shot on.
Now, listen, we are in a bad situation, okay?
And this is why, this is another reason why I don't like Nick Fuentes.
I hate to bring him back up into this equation, but this is another reason why I don't like it.
I've never officially seen too much tonight.
Yeah, I know.
I need to go get alcohol.
Ghost, should I get vodka or tequila?
Uh, tequila.
You know what I'm saying?
Vodkas for real alcoholics, you know.
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But the reason I'm saying this, folks, is because you have Nick Fuentes boasting that he's a 21-year-old virgin.
And you see, this is what's going to end up happening if you're over the age of 21 and a virgin and you haven't had any kind of sexual gratification.
You're going to find yourself in weird, fucked up situations like this, if not downright going to the other side and doing homosexual activity.
I'm not kidding, right?
This is the future right here.
This is the future.
What is it?
Spermy the butt hamster.
More daddy issues than archived episodes.
You're going to go fuck off, you idiot, all right?
And you see, this is why I'm saying, folks, okay?
When you're teenagers, you know, typically beyond puberty, you know, when male and females go through puberty, that's when you're supposed to kind of, you know, experiment with the opposite sex, trying to become, if you're a male, try to get a girlfriend because you want to kiss a girl and you want to, you know, you want to play with their tits and you want to touch a girl and pet a girl and feel a girl.
And this is where you experiment.
Typically, this is what this is back in my day to know whether or not you liked women.
All right.
After puberty, you go out.
I mean, the women, after they have, because they go through puberty first, they're the ones that get the hormones going through them and pursue younger males who haven't gone through puberty.
Because typically males go through puberty around 13 to 14 years of age.
Females go through puberty somewhere around the ages of 11 to 12.
So by the time they're 13, they're already, you know, kind of looking for boyfriends and, you know, kind of being attractive to guys and shit like that.
This is when you realized whether or not you liked women or were not.
You were a eunuch or you wanted to be celibate, whatever.
But I'm telling you right now, if you ask most males under the age of 30, ask them.
And if they were to tell you the truth, they're fucking virgins.
And you want to know why you're virgins, gentlemen?
Look at the there's a fucking common theme between these all these idiots.
They're dopey.
All right.
They're soft.
They're neckbeards.
They're a little slovenly.
Have a beer on me, you homosexual hambone.
Have a beer on me.
Well, thank you very much.
I'm not a homosexual and I'm not a hambone.
But all I'm simply stating is everybody needs to recognize there's a common theme here.
And I think that males, if you are approaching 18 or if you're 21 and you haven't had sexual intercourse yet, I'd question your sexuality.
Because you should have wanted that when you were a young child.
And like most men, you would put yourselves in positions to try to, you know, have that happen in reality.
Unfortunately, folks, this is what males are.
They'd rather stay home, play video games instead of going out, try to get themselves a piece of poom in their teen years.
Then their teen years pass them by.
Then they're fucking 20, 30-year-old neckbeards.
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And as a result, they got to go into stupid, fucking idiotic, fucked up relationships like this.
Look at this fat fucking piece of trash thinking she's queen bee because she's got all these fucking morons at her whim.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
I'm not gonna lie, I totally fuck that chick.
She looks like a hot.
Yeah, well, why don't you just add yourself?
Why don't you just add yourself to this fucking sperm shake, huh?
Hey, what is this?
Quit talking shit about your four sons.
Fuck you.
If my son ever did something like this, I would disown that son of a bitch.
All right?
They are virgins because they listen to your show.
You're blue killing them and making them play for the pink team.
All right, whatever, you idiot.
All right.
2012 fan.
Go fuck off.
All right.
Here is the.
Who's the father of the baby?
See, who's the father of the baby?
Is right.
Look at this guy.
I don't really know.
I'm kind of looking forward to the baby because I, you know, maybe want to take it out to eat, you know, buy it some nice dresses.
I mean, look at these fucks.
Oh, my God.
This is modern-day America.
Love, don't judge.
Oh, my God.
She probably forces these men to partake in homosexual activity.
You know what I mean?
I'm not even joking.
While she's out there getting plugged by one of them, she's probably dictating fucking orders to the other one.
Hey, I want you to lick his ass.
Hey, I want you to bend him over.
I'm not even joking.
Look at this fucking disgusting half a bull dyke.
And I wouldn't be surprised if she's out here looking for some muffs to dive on top of all this fucking, you know, incel slong she's slanging.
Bigger bed?
Jesus Christ.
That people will flop in and out of every night just so that everyone can get equal terms, you know, sharing a bed.
While this is like mine in Travis' room, we keep all of our stuff in here.
People are rotating in and out.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Did she say this is a Florida woman?
Well, that's all you got to say.
You know, Florida.
You know, that's all you got to say.
I mean, geographically and literally, Florida is the colon of America.
I mean, it's even shaped like a colon.
I mean, all the shit just seems to be like, you know, like shitted out.
And there, you know, in the colon is shit like this.
Fucking Florida.
No wonder, dude.
I was actually with Travis and Ethan.
Travis was the one who had brought up the idea to me.
We met back in elementary school.
We've been in elementary school.
Met in elementary school.
I mean, do you hear this?
Met in elementary school.
That's another thing, gentlemen.
I know because of social media, it's so easy to get in contact with some fucking bimbo that was your crush back in, you know, I don't know, elementary school, a fucking middle school, high school.
Don't do it, okay?
Don't fucking do it.
It's not fucking worth it.
It is stupid.
Stop hanging on to the past.
We met in elementary school and I knew that I could fucking use him and I approached him with the idea, hey, how about a few more cocks?
And he's bisexual, as you can see, he's a little bit feminine.
As you can tell by his cleft palette, he has a little bit of an oral fixation.
What is what whites do when left to their own devices and not guided by all of four inbred cumskin soyboys all in a relationship with a dyke slam pig?
Death to America.
Tarek Nasheed had it right.
That's horrible, dude.
You know, come on, Tim McCrab.
You see, that's why these Muslims are saying death to America.
You think they want this?
You think they want this in their fucking communities?
Huh?
You think they want their daughters to be like, you know what, I'm having myself a cock harem.
I'm having a cock harem, and they're going to do everything that I want.
And yeah.
So this is your family?
Are they all in your inner circle?
Fuck off, ST Mike.
You're probably one of these cocks if you had the opportunity, you fruit bowl.
All right.
Play the rest of this fucking shit.
Good God.
I've known Ethan since junior high.
Oh, do you notice?
No, y'all noticing something here.
I've known this one since elementary school.
I've known this one since junior high.
This bitch planned this.
This bitch played.
Look at this fat fucking dyke smiling her ass off.
She's like, hey, look at me.
I've got four cocks that I can have at any time.
And they buy me dinner, as you can see from my plumpy fat ass.
Brade things official recently, but we've basically been dating for about two years now.
The term poly, meaning multiple, often refers to a three-person relationship.
But for these guys, it's Tori and her four separate lovers.
Oh, and now they think did you see that literature?
That was witchcraft literature.
That's the thing about these like Lesbos and gays and these weird relationship type of individuals.
They're always tied to witchcraft.
I fucking hate witchcraft.
Witchcraft is a joke.
You know that, right?
Witchcraft is a joke.
All right.
And that's all I'm going to say about that.
I think, you know, why do you think bitches that practice witchcraft never get anywhere?
You know, just saying.
We met in high school.
Oh, I met this one in high school.
Chris is the newest edition.
We've been dating since April.
The relationship could best be described by having Tori as the hub, and all of us are spokes on a giant wheel.
All right, I'm starting with a good card.
I haven't yet.
Wait a minute.
They're playing My Little Pony.
No.
Oh!
It all comes clear now, dude.
All right.
Y'all remember when these fucking Broy pieces of shit fucking found my goddamn show in 2009?
It is going to be 2020.
This is a culmination of it.
Can you shut up and stop talking about my family?
It's Christmas Eve.
Ghost, I'm out of a job because of the election in the UK.
Yeah, no shit, Jeremy.
Can I co-host the show with you?
If not, I'll be on the Bible Hour with Pastor Steve.
Yeah, well, I like to see that when you're a closet commie.
You're actually, she might as well just come out of the commie closet.
Y'all see this fucking My Little Pony shit?
Look at that.
Look at this My Little Pony shit.
Yay.
Look at this, My Little Pony shit.
In the fatherland, these degenerates would have been shipped off to a KZ camp.
This is pure cancer.
No, I mean, look, I don't agree with this at all, but you all have to agree.
And by the way, Derwicking and all-white nationalists, I'd also like to point out that all these guys are white.
I'm just saying, whenever I hear, oh, white genocide, these guys aren't having a gun to their head.
And if you want my opinion, this bitch looks like a fucking Cuban or some kind of a Latin variant, in my opinion.
All right.
But all these guys are white.
I'm just saying, dude.
I'm just saying.
Are you all quite competitive when it comes to games?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We're all video gamers.
Try not to be.
Yeah, we're all video gamers here.
And who the hell just donated?
Definitely, Chris.
Say the number four.
Listen.
It's not my fault.
Of course they love games, bro.
God.
Can't look at these fucking idiots and don't think that they like games.
I mean, look at that.
They're playing a My Little Pony fucking card game.
Wait, man, you're really just like sewing cats.
Wild as Ponty Quintet are happy to play games and playing games.
That's as far as play goes for the boys in this relationship.
Bullshit.
We're not semantic with each other.
We're all just connected with her.
Although, Tori might have told me.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
So, what does that mean?
So that means that all these guys, okay, if they're not, you know, I think that's a bunch of bullshit.
But let's just say.
Do you know how it feels to have car battery charger hooked to two of your testicles?
Asshole!
Stop talking about my fucking family.
It's Christmas Eve.
Anyway, these guys, I mean, when they get intimate with this broad, do they all have to get naked and they're all standing around like waxing their carrot while one of them like climbs up on this disgusting, despicable, fucking plumpy bitch and actually finds a crevice to be able to ejaculate from.
And then, I mean, is that how it is?
Is it like a fucking gangbang or something?
I mean, this is fucking disgusting, dude.
They're all more than welcome to have another partner if they so choose.
Oh, did you see that?
You're welcome to have another partner, bitch, okay?
But she knows they can't get one.
You see that?
All these white men can't get a blonde-haired, blue-eyed chick.
You understand?
All of you white nationalists need to look at the fucking lineup here.
And this broad looks like she's a Mexican or a Latin variant.
But take a look at all these white men.
This is what's happening right here.
Okay?
This is Nick Fuentes right here.
This is the Nick Fuentes effect right here.
Okay?
Nick Fuentes.
Honestly, I would love it if somebody found a second partner.
You know, dividing time between all five people and making sure everyone feels included is kind of difficult.
But there are problems when four men are vying for just one woman's attention.
Oh, yeah.
How often do you experience jealousy in the relationship?
Regretfully, a lot of the time.
She's laughing.
She's loving this.
Look at it.
She's loving this.
I mean, this is what's happening to you, white young men, okay?
Stop blaming my Jew, my Jew, my Jew.
Stop boy.
Well, I guess you can kind of blame minorities because this broad does look like a Latin variant.
And she's got four of them.
She's got four of these white men.
Celebrating Christmas, anyways, ghost.
Jews don't celebrate Christmas.
Go shove it up your ass, all right?
Go shove it up your ass.
Wonder if her child will be her next partner.
Uh, anonymous dude, that's where we're headed, unfortunately, man.
That's where we're headed.
Ghosts are clawing.
Why aren't you spending Christmas Eve with your family?
Why spend it with autists?
What are you talking about, dude?
This is look.
I've had many Christmas Eve shows, all right?
This is a foundation of the broadcast, all right?
And plus, I'm gonna spend my whole Christmas day with family I don't even want to spend it with for Christ's sake, all right?
But once again, I'm just telling you, all right, all of you white nationalists, this is what's happening to you guys, okay?
You guys are being pussy pampered.
You guys are, you know, being psychotropic, drugged out of your mind.
Look at how they look.
They look like they're taking some fucking psychotropic pros act bullshit.
And this is what's happening to you guys.
Ain't nobody taking you out.
The Jews, there's no genocide happening.
You fucking guys are a bunch of fucking no personality-having anti-social, slovenly, disgusting people now.
And it sucks.
I'm gonna suicide bomb her pussy.
Goddamn nigga.
I'm then gotta suck on her Latino titties.
That's great.
That's fucking great.
All right.
Play the rest of this show.
There are a couple of hells.
Is what's happening to white men in America, folks.
Just letting you know.
This is the tendency to talk around.
They're volunteer, but nobody's holding a gun to these white boys' heads.
They're voluntarily getting on this fat, disgusting, fucking Latin variant bitch.
They're voluntarily doing it.
The moment of, hey, I need some time with Tori rather than actually saying it outright.
Oh, my God, dude.
Introvert.
Jesus Christ.
Sunburst Unicorn, what the hell did you say?
You said, that's not my little pony.
That's a card game similar to Cards Against Humanity.
You must need it.
Has a fucking pony on it, asshole.
All right?
It has a fucking pony on it.
So who gives a shit what the technicality of it is, you stupid moron?
Anyway, listen to this.
This is what's happening right here.
This is it.
Introvert.
All right.
Extrovert.
Extrovert.
Introvert.
Yeah.
That's what's happening right here.
Look at this.
This fucking Latin variant, obese, disgusting piece of muff diving trash literally has one, two, three, four white boys at her command.
And some white nationalists wish they could be the spokes for that fat bitch that it'd be their best chance against their fake white genocide.
I mean, that's all I'm saying, dude.
I mean, you know, it is a fake white genocide.
It's them, dude.
This is you now.
All right, white guys, this is you now.
And the blonde-haired, blue-eyed chicks, they don't want this.
All right?
Some fucking fine piece of blonde-haired, blue-eyed ass doesn't want this shit anymore.
And you see, I'm telling you, white nationalists, what to do.
If you want to save your race, this is what you need to do.
You don't need to do violence.
You don't need to go out there and protest like some butt monkey.
All you've got to do is go and bang blonde-haired, blue-eyed chicks, impregnate them, and then the white race lives on.
I mean, it's that fucking simple, for fuck's sake.
But why can't you do it?
Because this, these, look at this.
Look at these faces.
This is what you guys are now.
This is what white boys in America, that's what they are now.
So there ain't no genocide.
It is what it is.
Wake up and smell the fucking autism, all right?
There it is.
All right.
Open communication.
Oh, shit.
It helps if you know the person.
An example: seeing her with Ethan, a lot easier because I was friends with him.
Her and Chris was a bit dicier at first.
It was a lot more jealousy, and I'll openly admit that.
The same goes for Mark because I'd never interacted with them.
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I'm going to have to nay that.
I know your name.
All right.
I think we've had about enough of this.
With the idea of knowing so I don't know.
I think we've had about enough of this, dude.
I mean, this is just fucking disgusting.
I don't really know, to be honest.
Did you hear that?
I don't know.
I mean, I wouldn't mind if one of them sucked the sap out of my balls because I only get the fat heifer maybe about once a month, and then it's the old in-out, in-out.
And give me a fucking break.
Jesus Christ.
I know Ethan and I sort of tried back in high school, and that kind of.
What?
What did I tell you?
All right, that's it.
All right, that's enough.
I've had enough of this.
All right.
By the way, who requested this Kooprick?
I am against this.
All right.
I don't think that any kind of relationship that requires these amount of partners could ever last.
Give me a fucking break.
Give me a break, dude.
But this is the modern day male in America today, folks.
This is it.
All right.
Why do you think Nick Fuentes has got a movement of fucking white nationalists that are out here following a Mexican virgin?
This is a virgin movement.
I think there's something very, very sick when you've got somebody that can actually have a virgin movement.
Unfucking believable, dude.
Unfucking believable.
I'm just, I'm in shock.
Anyway, Patiently Waiting is next, and he wanted me to have two choices and have the chat vote on it.
So he's leaving it up to me on what to watch.
And let me see.
What do I want you guys to watch on this Christmas Eve since Patiently Waiting is leaving it up to me here?
Let me see.
What do I want to watch here?
Hold on just a second.
I kind of want to watch a couple of things that, you know, may enlighten you to a certain extent here.
Let's see what we got.
How about how about we listen to Tom Fitton?
I think I already did.
I think I did that on the last, before I went to Radio Graffiti on the last show.
Well, shit, dude.
I don't know what.
I mean, I'm looking at my fucking history.
I mean, sometimes I'm in shock that I even watch some of the stuff.
You know, I'm like, I mean, I know some of it is y'all's guys' requests, but, you know, sometimes you just click around and you start click surfing and you're like, Jesus Christ, you actually, you actually did this?
You actually watched this?
What the fuck, ghost?
All right, so what I'm going to do here is I'm going to give you two choices.
I don't even know what a second choice is.
I don't even know what the second choice is.
All right, how about we stupid fucking shit?
Shut up in the chat room, dude.
All right.
I'm doing me, so just sit there and shut up.
How about we watch?
Jesus Christ.
I don't even know.
How about we watch a kid who says he's going to punch Santa's beard off or who else do we have here?
Or Adam Schiff getting confronted for treason.
All right.
All right.
Press one if you want to see the kid talk about punching Santa's beard off.
Or press two if you want to see Adam Schiff getting confronted for his treason.
All right.
One for the kid, two for Adam Schiff.
All right.
We got one.
We got two.
We got one, one, one, one.
Yeah, we got a lot of ones here.
There's a few twos.
There's a few twos right there.
There's a lot more ones.
All right, well, let's watch the kid.
I thought this was funny.
Since it is Christmas Eve, this is something that I like to watch.
This was posted about a couple of years ago.
Actually, last year.
All right, let me go ahead and preface this.
All right, put the PC shot on.
This is a kid who is being confronted by his father who said that he's on the naughty list.
And the kid completely disagrees.
I love how he argues with his father like a boss.
Play this.
This is funny as hell.
You won't actually.
That's why you're on the naughty list.
I would swear, trust me.
Well, that's why you're on the naughty list because you're being naughty right now.
So you've got to be in the naughty list if you keep talking like that.
No, no, because Father Christmas has not been way nice to me.
Because you're being naughty, so you're on a naughty list.
No, I'm not.
I'm on the good list, actually.
You're not, you're not, because you ain't being good.
I am on the good list.
If you get saying that word again and again and again, I'm not on naughty list.
Father Christmas wrung me last night when I was at work.
I said, you better tell Jackson to start being a good boy or he's going to stay on the naughty list and he won't get no presents for Christmas.
That's what he said to me.
So you've got to start being a good boy.
No, I'll do what I'm cutting.
No, no, no.
Punching punches beat off.
Snoopy Dog Drama00:07:22
You're just silly, man.
The old man doesn't.
His old man doesn't even know what to say.
He wants to laugh.
He's like, Are you out?
Punches Beatolf.
I'll punch him.
And the father's like, he wants to laugh, but then he's like, You don't want to fucking perpetuate that activity.
Anyway, that's the one that I was looking at.
It's a cute video.
That is a cute kid.
And I had to show it.
So thank you.
Patiently waiting for that $20, $20.
The, I guess, the chat room's choice.
You know what I mean?
So cheers to you, man.
Thank you very much.
Let's get to the next one here.
We've got Noble Savage.
Noble Savage with the $25 bill.
And he said, Merry Christmas Eve, ghost.
I forgot how based in Alpha Snoopy is.
Enjoy.
What is this?
Hold on just a second.
What are you talking about, Noble Savage?
What is this?
What is this crap?
Oh, dude, don't tell me.
Noble savage, don't tell me, dude.
What the hell is this?
Jesus Christ, is Snoopy all right?
Looks like he fell off the wagon.
Whoa, where did this come from?
Where the hell did Snoopy used to be a nice dog?
Where the hell did that come from?
He had some bad yayo or something?
Let me get some baddie-ay-o.
Oh, he's a sled dog.
Are you kidding me?
He's a slob dog!
Holy shit, what happened to Snoopy?
Used to be a sweet dog.
Snoopy used to be a sweet dog, man!
He's turned into a bully.
I mean, what happened to Snoopy, dude?
This is horrible.
bring back the old sweet dog Snoopy.
Hold on.
What the hell?
Somebody just donated Cloud Zach.
Cloudzack, let me replay that, dude.
I didn't get, I didn't hear that.
Let me replay that.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hey, ghost.
I love YouTube poops.
Thought you'd like this one.
Nah, dude, I don't like that shit for Christ's sake.
All right.
And somebody else anonymous, Snoopy turned into Templeton, dude.
That's not right.
Templeton's a sweet dog.
All right.
Anyway, let's, there's only like a couple of seconds left of this.
It's safety because I believe that we weren't ready yet for another dog, let alone a puppy.
Sadly, even in our 20s, me and my siblings are dysfunctional.
Oh, dude.
Any advice?
Well, a dog is a serious responsibility, and somebody needs to take some kind of responsibility for it, dude.
You can't just, you know, buy a dog and like, hey, look, it's great.
It's Christmas.
It was a Christmas present.
And then just kind of leave it alone.
I don't know what to tell you, dude.
If you know you're going to be dysfunctional and you know it's not going to be taken care of, then give it to somebody that will.
All right.
Because every dog, in my opinion, deserves to have a decent life.
I mean, they are a sweet spirit.
A dog loves you or loves you more than it loves itself.
It would die for you.
It's just a beautiful animal.
And I just think that you need to take care of it.
Stupid Song Request00:14:57
It is what it is.
And if you know that you have an irresponsible family or whatever, then, you know, I don't know what to tell you, dude.
I mean, try to give it to somebody who you know will take care of it, dude.
Just don't do that to a dog.
Anyway, that was Noble Savage that requested that based fucking mean fucking Snoopy.
I had never seen Snoopy do that before, man.
I'll tell you that.
Anyway, let's continue going here.
We got Geno X 1987.
Hold on, let me make sure I didn't skip any really fast here.
No, I didn't.
Everything's going good.
Just want to make sure I didn't skip any.
All right, cool.
This next one, once again, is Geno X 1987.
Viewer discretion is advised.
This guy's a little bit of a fucking cookster and shit.
And he likes to, he likes to, you know, he likes to request these freaky fucking videos.
So viewer discretion is advised.
That's all I'm saying.
All right, here it is.
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on.
Let me make sure this isn't some sick ass, you know.
I don't know.
All right.
It looks like a horror flick.
Okay.
So viewer discretion is advised, folks.
Once again, an AJ Money9629.
You know, if you know that it's not going to work with the, you know, give it to somebody that cares, okay?
Anyway, here it is, folks.
Geno X 1987.
Now, remember, this is a horror flick.
Viewer discretion is advised.
Here it is.
Give me a break.
Give me a braze or horrible cuts.
And what is this supposed to be?
some scuffed chainsaw massacre?
Oh, my God.
Oh, geez.
Come on.
My god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh Jesus folks I'm sorry.
Once again, Geno X 1987.
This is a horror flick.
Viewer discretion is advised, folks.
Oh, my God.
Oh, come on.
Oh, my God.
Jesus, fucking hell, dude.
That was horrible.
That was fucking horrible.
Gino, come on, man.
What the fuck?
What the actual fuck, man?
Oh, my God.
Once again, I told everybody, you know, viewer discretion is advised.
This guy's a little bit of a kookster.
And rightfully so.
Did I say that?
Say a little bit of that.
And Ice Wallow.
Yeah, fuck you, you idiot, for two bucks.
All right, you're a piece of shit.
Tell him, you guys are really big.
This is Christmas Eve.
This is supposed to be Christmas Eve.
You guys are supposed to be giving me like fucking friendly salutations and, you know, saying, hey, ghost, Merry Christmas.
And, you know, you know, look at you fucking guys, man.
All right.
This next $20, $20 was requested by Iva Wheelchair, which is a stupid fucking name.
They didn't say anything.
Iva Wheelchair requested this.
And hold on.
Dude, we fucking heard this dumb shit already.
Why are you requesting this shit again?
Fucking slip-knot Justin Timberlake mashup, dude.
Why are you requesting this shit again?
This is so stupid, folks.
Once again, hold on, pause this.
Pause it.
What is it?
How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a nigger's clothes and licking their enormous BBC all over its neck and kissing his perfect testicle?
Dude, this is Christmas.
Yes, I love others, huh?
Listen, disregard this racist asshole here.
All right, we're trying to have a Christmas Eve here.
All right, friends, especially when there are many, many.
Alright, yeah, fuck you.
All right, we'll get to your 20 bucker in a minute.
All right, just leave me alone already.
All right, we gotta listen to fucking Slipknot and Justin Timberlake matchup.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, why do y'all donate stupid shit like this?
This is obviously musical blasphemy, but it sucks.
Hey, you might have skipped mine, ghosts, no worries, though, cheers.
No, I don't think so, dude.
Let me see.
Yours is coming up here.
Hold on a second.
Hold on.
Yours is coming up in a little bit, dude.
I can see yours.
You've got like I've got like seven fucking eight more to do before I get to yours, dude.
Believe me.
I've had too many back-to-backs, dude.
And Duke Dicken.
Shut up.
That asshole for two bucks.
Just shut up.
Play the goddamn stupid song, man.
Jesus Christ.
Somebody donated $20.20 for the kick.
WE'VE ALREADY HEARD THIS LIKE THREE FUCKIN' TIMES!
Give me my goddamn meter!
And shut up, the pet Mexican, goddammit.
I'm fucking tired of seeing you cheap, senor.
Who gives a chick?
Or it's too easy.
It's too expensive.
Whatever.
Whatever you're saying.
I don't speak Mexican!
How long has this been going on?
I mean, you know, I think we've asked this many times.
What does everybody think about this stupid mashup?
I think it sucks a cock with it.
I'm sorry.
I think it sucks a cock with it.
Alien!
Look at it.
Oh, it's amazing.
Ghost Dick is great.
I like it.
I like it a lot.
It sounds so great.
I like it a lot.
I'm an autistic cod, and I like this kind of shit.
Stupid.
Fucking stupid You skipped my 25 buckers Listen, you don't understand.
I have got a shitload.
Skunkler, yours ain't coming up until fucking way after goddamn Desi's.
It's like fucking.
Let me see.
Where is your skunkler?
It's like right here.
Here it is.
It's fucking like.
I gotta literally do like 20 before I get to yours, Skunkler.
I'm not even fucking around, dude.
This is how backed up these fucking people have gotten me with $20, $20, dude.
All right?
So don't come at me.
I haven't skipped anybody.
All right.
Hold on a second.
I gotta fucking get that fucking idiot out of here.
Get his ass out of here.
Get him out of here.
All I want for Christmas is to watch Trump personally confiscate the EBT card from a filthy nigger family.
Now, come on, dude.
All right.
Come on.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I built it.
Reviving dead memes.
All right, that's great.
Alright, let's listen to the rest of this stupid fucking song together.
Go ahead and be dumb with it.
Go ahead, be dumb with it.
I mean, this is a stupid fucking rendition.
This is a stupid matchup.
Who the fuck don't need this again?
I'm a real character, you stupid fucking idiot.
Ivo Wheelchair requested this stupid shit.
Go fucking dumb.
Iva wheelchair requested this stupid shit.
Alright, it's almost done.
Almost done.
See, Kyle, fuck it, fuck it.
Fuck off!
Don't make me say dumb shit like that again, you fucking idiots.
Fucking asshole.
Don't make me say dumb shit like that again.
Take this shit off.
All right, this is so stupid.
All right.
That was so fucking stupid.
Who the hell?
Fucking Ivo Wheelchair requested that.
Let's get to Todd Squee Castle.
You skipped mine and it was on.
Can you fuck off?
All right, please, Captain Autism.
Your fucking autism is showing for fuck's sake, dude.
Todd Squee Castle is next, okay?
He requested this and said, Merry Christmas, ghost.
You'll love it.
Oh, yeah, what is that?
No, no, please, no.
You know, no.
And what is this?
What is this, Magelyn?
I'm going to need a Cather to watch her show because I don't want to miss anything.
Quality entertainment.
Well, I appreciate that.
All right.
I'm here on a Christmas Eve taking this shit.
Anyway, Todd Squee Castle, dude, why did you request this stupid shit?
Are you ready, dude?
Oh, Christ, man.
Why, dude?
Why be shitting me, man?
I mean, when did this fucking Home Depot thing become a meme, dude?
HOW MANY OF THESE FUCKING HOME DEPOT REMIXES ARE OUT HERE NOW?
UNFUCKIN' BELIEVABLE, DUDE.
Unfucking believable.
Home Depot mixed with SpongeBob SpongeBob SquarePad, whatever his fucking faggy name is.
All right?
Anyway, Todd Squee Castle requested that.
All right, let's get to the rest, all right?
Real funny, Todd Squee Castle.
Real fucking funny, dude.
All right, let's get to the next one.
This next one was Christmas with the kinks.
Now, this better not be the kinks of the band.
I'll tell you that right now.
What?
What?
Just give me a reason why you skip mine.
You've told everyone else why theirs isn't being played.
The description even says that $20 donos won't be accepted.
Can you fuck off, please?
All right.
I've got a shitload of these that I've got to do, and then I'll take a look at your fucking picture, autism, all right?
But until then, take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack, dude.
Jesus, hell, man.
All right, here it is.
Let's get to this.
What is this?
Christmas with the Kinks.
Are you fucking kidding?
The Kinks did a goddamn Christmas song?
The Kinks?
I can chew your foreskin off if you want.
I want to take 10 steps closer to your pose hole.
Yeah, you would, Pettis, you sick fuck, all right?
You would.
Anyway, Christmas with the Kinks, dude.
All right, now pause this.
Pause this shit.
What is it?
What?
Merry Christmas to my favorite alcoholic.
My favorite alcohol.
I'm not an alcoholic asshole.
I'm not an alcoholic.
I'm a connoisseur, you idiot, all right?
I'm not an alcoholic.
Jesus Christ.
I'm tired of you idiots fucking coming at me like that, dude.
All right.
And what is this?
Rocky Top Takeover.
Tennessee is the real UT.
Longhorns are total ass, and their fans are even dumber than Alabama's.
And what is this?
Hail Itler Ghost Politics 1480.
Dude, we don't condone that, dude.
We don't condone that, for heaven's sake.
Have you seen Amy Daly's brand Spanking New Bussy?
Looks like someone put her penis in a blender and glued it back.
Dude, are you serious?
Dude, that's, I don't, I don't care.
All right, great.
All right.
Let's just listen to the rest of this fucking Kinks Christmas song.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Little did I know that the Kinks even had a fucking Christmas song.
Let me have a rest of my beer, for Christ's sake.
I mean, did every band put out shit out a Christmas song?
I mean, I get it.
Everybody wants to have the badass Christmas song.
You get a lot of money.
You know, it happens every year.
this shit.
People are saying this song sounds fruity.
This This same band sang a song about a transgender.
A transgender named Lola.
Hello, Ale Lola.
Hello, Ale Lola.
To the little rich boy.
Ethnically Ambiguous Band00:02:41
All right, we get it.
Thank you very much.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Whoever.
Uh, Christmas with the Kinks.
Christmas with the Kinks.
Thank you very much, dude.
Cheers to you.
And like I keep telling you boys, man, boomer music is the best music, you pecker shaft lovers.
You know it, and I know it, all right?
Anyway, we got another one by Noble Savage again.
What's going on to Noble Savage?
Merry Christmas.
From everyone less favorite cover band, Laughing My Ass Off.
Whatever the hell that means.
What is this, for Christ's sake?
From everyone less favorite cover band, Laughing My Ass Off.
Wait a minute.
Are you shitting me?
Look, Hart did a cover of If Looks Could Kill.
When the hell did this happen?
Oh, wait a minute.
This isn't.
Hold on.
This isn't Hart.
This is a freaky, fucking, like, ethnically ambiguous cover band we saw the other time.
That's to what it shouldn't be.
I wanna hear you say your son.
This is that ethnically ambiguous cover band we got requested a couple of shows back.
Y'all remember?
Yo, Rick Eaters!
I mean, this is the sad part about the internet.
Anybody that's got like musical equipment, a studio, a fucking camera, they can all like shit out their shit, point it out.
And this is a prime example of that.
You don't want to see my face.
Hold on.
This guy is gayer than Richard Simmons, but not at Gaylor's level.
I love you and your 15 centimeters.
15 centimeters.
Yeah, right.
And that ain't the real Amy Daly, all right?
Anyway, once again, dude, like I said, the internet allows people to have any kind of instruments or recording studios or cameras to shit.
Feminist cunts in the House and Senate need to quit their bitching and go back to the kitchen.
You're damn right.
Losing Listeners00:03:59
Merry Christmas, Ghost, and I wish a horrible new year for the DNC.
You're damned.
I hope so.
I hope so, dude.
All right.
I hope there's enough Americans that are pissed off that realize that anyone who is a Democrat is anti-American trash.
That's why you even got them switching parties now.
You got Democrats moving over to the Republican side because they can't believe how anti-American the Democrats have become.
All right.
Well, play the rest of this shit.
Love is on the line.
I am about to be clear.
And that the problem is.
Yeah.
This sucks.
I mean, I'm trying to give it a little bit.
I'm trying to give it some fucking empathy, but it sucks.
All right, dude.
I'm losing listeners while this is going on.
Look at Captain Casey's like, I'm out of here.
Hey, somebody donated $20.20 to watch this horse shit on Christmas Eve, no less.
Now the guy knows how to play guitar somewhat.
I can see right to you design.
If Looks to kill, he'll be lying on the floor.
You'll be begging it.
Please, please let it go harm in the world.
All right.
Everybody's leaving, dude.
They're like, I don't want to watch this ghost.
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
This sucks the profile of a 57 Chevy Bumper ghost.
I'm out of here.
All right, all right.
There's 42 seconds left.
Don't go anywhere.
Don't go nowhere.
Don't go nowhere.
Goddammit!
Don't go anywhere!
All right, that's enough.
All right, you fucking, you sick-ass band, you fucking made people leave from my broadcast for Christ's sake, man.
Anyway, that was Noble Savage requested that one for Christ's sake, man.
All right, let's keep them going, dude.
I've got too many of these to stop.
I can't even, man, all right?
I can't even.
This next one on the as a matter of fact, let's wait a couple of minutes because it is now Christmas.
It is now Christmas, baby.
Merry Christmas to everybody out there who's listening.
Merry Christmas.
You know what I should do?
I should fucking just sing the song.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
And the very next day, you gave it away.
Hey, this year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
You want to sing that?
Huh?
You want me to sing a little bit of that?
Huh, I mean, I should go out caroling.
I mean, I should go out caroling to these fucking parties that these people are having on my street that I wasn't fucking invited to.
Yeah, you know what?
It's fucking, it's already midnight.
It's Christmas time.
You know what fucking time it is, right?
You all know what time it is.
It's time for more beer.
Christmas Eve Shit00:08:38
You're goddamn right, baby.
More fucking beer.
All right.
And look, it looks like I'm going to be here for a little bit, man, because I got all these goddamn $20.20 bucker out here.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, they're backed up worse than a fucking Prolapsed Amos that's got colon cancer.
All right.
So let me go ahead and pour out another beer and we'll continue going on.
Trying to fulfill all these damn $20.20 bucker out here, man.
That's right, baby.
Damn it.
GXmas.
Look at that.
Spermy the cat's got it going on.
All right.
Hey, GX in the chat.
I'll give somebody free shout outs right now.
GX in the chat.
All right.
Shout out.
This is Captain Hook.
Could Curiosity kill Schrollsinger's cat?
What the fuck the hell does that mean?
Neo shot, Mudkips, Danger Dan.
What's going on?
Dark Bee Magician Girl, Oliver Carswell, Sergeant Mario, fucking dumb Keem Scares, Josh L 117, Mike Hawk, Juicy Giblet, Mattress, Royd Joy, Captain Hook, Stitter Blaster, Chris Johnson, The Andro Media Wolf, Melissa.
Hold on a second, calm down, calm down, dude.
We've got Suck Duck for Quack, Ard Hammond, Midget Goliath, Flaming Creations, The Rad Drake, Alte Ant, Hot Mustard Gas, Clouds Act 1090.
I thought you were leaving, Captain Case, you fucking piece of shit.
Cross Stereo, Richard McConnell, UFC Fan27, Pickleman.
What's going on, a Pickleman?
We got King Fatwa, the Swala Gark, whatever the hell that means.
Zahn X1, The American Dream, who's calling me a leftist, you piece of shit.
Fuck you.
The Wanderer, Sean Rushford, Crown Vidya, Aaron Tolman, Ball Sack T Bagger.
What the fuck kind of name is that?
Pope Hentai, Som Summerson.
We got John Conquest, Fat Man 1945.
You're damn right.
Four more years.
Infamy Ryan.
Novus Stataria, Seymour Butts.
What's up, the Dark Blaine 257?
What up, dude?
We got Gyro Pyro.
We got Helm Wall, Tim McCrab.
There's Distillen.
What's going on, dude?
We got Mr. Six, Noble Savage.
Cheers to Noble Savage.
Fudge Capitalist in the house.
Bob Bob, Mr. Person, Holy Stars, Handsome Jack, Five Star 5555, Sneakiest Chameleon, Mage Lynn, Who Is Milton, Chris, Blucifer?
Jesus Christ, we got a whole bunch of them, man.
A whole bunch of people in here tonight, baby.
A whole bunch of people.
We got Shadow Fat, Steven Stinkverse.
There's Derwicking.
What's up, dude?
It's Jake Skunkler.
I'm not scamming, dude.
You're fucking, you're going to be played.
Just calm your ass down.
We got Vapor, Incel King, Neo Shot, Roxy Reyes, Stove Pipe, Quasimodo, Danger Dan, Mr. Repost, Richard Fitzel, Will Dill, Melissa, and I think we've already said there's Nefaria's stupid ass, Nefaria822.
We got DW Lip.
I never heard of that.
Raptor Age76, Aesthetic.
Fluff the Cat.
That's disgusting.
Drill Master.
Mike Hawksmond.
Fuck you, you idiot.
I know what you're making.
Anthony J. Who else do we have?
Here we got Slow Poke Garcia, Elvis B. What's going on to Ashley?
How you doing?
Jamal97, Oliver Carswell, Mega Raptor.
I'm not saying that name.
That's disgusting for Christ's sake.
Gaius Marius, Danger Dan, Dr. Cockmongler, and I think Barry Blackberry, a friendly medic, Mojo Fandango.
And I think that's about it, dude.
Anyway, cheers to all of you guys out there.
Let me go ahead and take a swig of this and we got to move on.
All right, this next video was requested by God's Mistake.
All right, God's Mistake requested this and said, Merry Christmas.
I'm probably going to regret spending my hard-working money on you, but oh well.
Well, you know, it's Christmas.
What the fuck is this shit?
What the fuck was that?
I still can't post in the chat.
I don't know if I'm banned or what, but MX to unban ST Mike.
All right, well, I'll look into it there, ST Mike.
I don't know what the hell's happening.
God's Mistake requested this.
Put the PC shot.
Look at this.
Jake said I'll shut up my ass.
Christmas edition.
Oh, great.
This is endless.
Wrapping paper.
Candy cane handu.
Sounds like an Aussie shit poster.
What the fuck?
Carriers.
Oh, geez.
Fucking Rudolph.
Yeah, yeah.
Just admit it.
Just admit it, homo.
Toilet paper.
Life.
Let's agreement.
Tangurines.
Hot chocolate.
White coat jackets.
Hot pork.
What the fuck am I listening to here?
Long snowman carrots!
Play-doh!
Mariah Carey!
What the fuck am I listening to here?
What?
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you guys.
hey richard mcconnell x4 l-i-f-e-p-s i hope the next decade brings you a lot of fortune hey dude cheers to you Thank you, Richard McConnell, for the $10 bill.
Merry Christmas to you, man.
Now, unfortunately, Richard McConnell, we got to go and listen to the rest of this dumb stuff.
Fucking Aussie shit posting up the ass, whatever.
But cheers to you, man.
Africa.
Africa.
Mentos.
Small glass jaw.
All right, dude.
This is all right.
I get this, stupid.
This is so fucking dumb.
Who the hell requested that?
God's mistake.
Yeah, that's great.
Yay, spaghetti.
Yay, spaghetti.
Can we hear the markets?
And a spaghetti.
Yeah, Captain Petty, fuck off, dude.
Can y'all just fuck off?
This is Christmas Eve, and this is the kind of shit that I've got to take, dude.
Can you believe that?
This is Christmas Eve, and this is the kind of garbage that I've got to take, dude.
For heaven's sake.
All right, let's get to the next one here.
This is by Emperor Gritty.
Emperor Gritty requested this and said, Our Father, who art in hell, unhollowed be thy name.
Cursed be thy sons and daughters of thy nemesis, whom are to blame thy kingdom.
Come.
All right, whatever.
All right, here.
Here it is.
All right, Emperor Gritty requesting a $20.20-bucker here.
And before, wait a minute.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
Hold on just a second.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Sounds like the golden one.
Sounds like the gold.
Did y'all hear that?
They're popping fireworks.
I told you, I knew they were doing that over there.
There was a fucking couple of parties going on.
And these idiots obviously got their goddamn fireworks and now they're popping them off like they're popping caps.
Anyway, Emperor Gritty, what the hell is this?
Annoying Classic Songs00:15:20
Play it.
Do you hear that shit?
That better not be gunshots.
All right.
This better not be gunshots.
And this is Ghost the Band.
I want to be honest with you.
Ghost ripped off my name.
And moreover, they're a little bit overrated.
I'm sorry.
They're fucking overrated.
Sorry.
I had to say it.
I had to say it.
They're just a tad bit overrated.
Or is it me?
Or did they rip off this riff from Megadeth's Symphony of Destruction?
I'm just asking.
Just asking.
Fucking thieves.
Fuck off.
Look up here.
Pause this.
People in the chat room get it, dude.
They ripped this riff off from Marty Freeman when he was with Megadeth for Symphony of Destruction.
And not to mention, this also sounds like Alice in Chains We Die Young.
So these guys, come on, yay.
You guys are a bunch of phonies!
Everybody digs this?
Is this rock and roll in modern day America now?
Is this what's considered rock and roll?
People are saying it's lame.
Other people are digging this.
I think they're ripping off a couple of songs here, in my opinion.
They're ripping off a couple of songs here.
I mean, this solo sounds like the fucking solo from We Die Young.
I want some change, dude.
All right, look, I gotta fucking.
Tonight we summon for a sun.
I gotta show y'all this so y'all don't think I'm stupid.
I know a thing or two or a thing or two about music.
I'll tell you that right there now.
The shepherd of richer smells of dead sacrifice.
Hold on.
What?
Play some Christmas music.
You come stain.
Oh, fuck off with the boomer.
This isn't boomer music.
This is what you fucking idiots are listening to right now, dude.
What are you talking about?
This ain't fucking boomer music.
The fuck are you talking about?
Objects Ghost has shoved up his ass.
Squirrels, double-dip chips, niggers, Donald Trump.
All right.
Fuck off.
A crucifix.
Jesus.
A Yamaka.
Fuck off, dude.
All right.
Listen, it's Christmas Eve.
Cupcake brothers.
Kenya.
Cupcakes.
Templeton.
Horsecock.
A Bible.
Oh, great.
That's just fucking great, dude.
Just listen to the rest of this stupid fucking rip-off song.
They're saying this is fucking boomer music.
This ain't boomer music.
This is what you guys are listening to, right?
We've had enough of this.
I mean, people don't even know that this is modern-day rock and roll.
And they're trying to attribute it to boomer music and a bunch of button pieces.
They're playing like boomers.
They're playing like boomers.
All right, turn this in.
They're fucking playing like boomers.
What the fuck does that mean?
You know what?
What the hell does that even mean?
They're playing like boomers.
What the fuck does that even mean, you idiot?
Anyway, that was Emperor Gritty requesting that little song there.
We appreciate it there, Emperor Gritty.
Merry Christmas.
Let's keep going, dude, because we got so many of these to go through.
Let's go to Noble Savage.
He says, once again, Noble Savage in the house tonight.
Noble Savage and M Cook, by the way, cheers to M. Cook if you're listening, dude.
A crunchy classic according to Noble Savage.
This is a crunchy classic.
What is this?
Hold on.
We got to wait for the advertisement because it's YouTube, YouTube.
Everybody's doing the YouTube.
All right, Noble Savage.
He said, this is a crunchy classic.
Let's play it.
Shut up, man.
His transgender granny's dick.
An entire SWAT team.
Mike Pence, Boomer Music, Pinch, fucking entire Mike Pence.
Mike Pence.
I can very clearly hear Home Depot in this one.
Dude, fucking fuck off, nail bunny, you fucking idiot.
All right.
Let's listen to the rest of this and y'all just shut up.
She's fucking hell.
A noble savage requested this!
I hear a Home Depot song and Mark Goodwill.
Shut up, Skunkler.
That's the fucking rest of you, dude.
Shut up about the Home Depot shit.
God damn, that shit's starting to get annoying, dude.
Shut the fuck up.
It's fucking in the fucking Christmas.
It's Christmas.
Dude, seriously, shut up in the chat room about Home Depot.
I'm not fucking around, dude.
I'm starting to piss me the fuck off.
Hey, look, sounds like Home Depot.
Listen, seriously, man.
You're pissing me the fuck off, dude.
Shut the fuck up.
It's Christmas time.
Pay me some fucking respect.
PAY ME SOME GOD DAMN RESPECT!
Yeah, there's that deep purple fucking guitar.
There's that crunchy sound Noble Savage was talking about.
Jesus Christ, you guys are pissing me off on a goddamn Christmas.
We're already at Christmas.
It's no longer Christmas Eve, dicks.
Alright, look, I'm going to end this, Sydney.
These idiots are thinking Home Depot.
That's all they're putting in the fucking chat room.
It's got like Home Depot.
He sound like Home Depot. Fucking idiot.
All right, we get it.
All right.
Let's just move on.
All right.
Noble Savage.
I definitely heard the crunchiness in that classic.
Cheers to you, Noble Savage.
Unfortunately, all these other idiots are hearing Home Depot or some bullshit.
All right, Jesus Christ.
Let's move on here.
We've got Fudge Capitalist.
What's going on, Fudge Capitalist?
He said, Cheers, Ghost.
Thanks for all the laughs and keeping me going when I feel like I was giving up on life sometimes.
Hope you're having a good Christmas.
Oh, come on.
What the fuck?
Are you fucking Doing this to me on Christmas!
It's fucking Christmas, man!
God damn it!
Oh, God!
Oh my God, dude!
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.
Oh, my God!
It's fucking Christmas!
How are you gonna do this to me?
Merry Christmas, ghost.
Oh, fuck you, I fucking YouTube.
Yeah, fuck you, all right?
Fuck off for Christ's sake.
How fucking does it's Christmas for Christ's sake?
Come on!
It's Christmas time!
It's fucking Christmas!
I'm not fucking gonna do this shit!
YouTube censored it's because it had Home Depot theming.
Can you fuck off with the fucking Home Depot shit?
I'd buy that for a Christmas.
Jesus Christ.
Oh no.
Oh, God.
It happened again.
I was listening to a song and it turned into Home Depot.
Engineer, get over here and see what's going on.
Just leave me.
Everybody just leave me alone, dude.
Seriously.
Yeah, look at this.
Merry Christmas.
Yeah, YouTube.
Merry fucking Christmas.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Real fucking Swift, man.
Real fucking Swift.
It's Christmas.
Come on, man.
It's fucking Christmas, man.
And this is the kind of shit I'm going to get.
How many more of these do I have?
One, two, three, four.
How many more?
Five, six, seven, eight.
Jesus Christ.
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen.
Are you fucking shitting?
14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.
Oh, my God, dude.
Are you shitting 21?
22?
23, 24, 25, 26, 26, fucking more.
Are you fucking joking, dude?
26 fucking more?
I mean, did you all have to do this now?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Copyright strike for playing my song five times, motherfucker.
Yeah, fuck you, all right?
Yeah, fuck you, asshole.
Fuck you.
This is Christmas, for heaven's sake, man.
What the fuck?
What the actual fuck?
This is fucking Christmas, dude.
You know what I mean?
It is.
Oh, my God, dude.
We've got so many of these.
I've got so many more of these to do.
It's just fucking disgusting, man.
All right, where are we at?
All right, we did Noble Seth, the crunchy classic.
All right, here it is.
Let's get to some more here.
All right, what is this?
Fudge Capitalist is where we're at, right?
This show is sponsored by Home Depot.
Get your ghost nuts and in wheelchair repairs at Play Theme Song Now.
Yeah, go fuck off, asshole, alright?
We don't want you playing the officials.
Listen, all right, shut the fuck up, dude.
All right, Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, God's mistake is next, okay?
God's mistake.
He said, Merry Christmas.
Oh, wait a minute.
I've already fucking done this one.
Hold on.
Hold on a second.
Jesus Christ.
Where the fuck am I at?
We're at Fudge Capitalist.
That's where we're at.
Jesus, I already fucking did that one, right?
Cheers, ghost.
Right?
I already did these.
Hold on a second.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on just one second.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, we're back.
Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
I mean, all these fucking ones that are backed up for Christ's sake.
Fudge capitalist.
Here we go.
We'll see what the hell he has to put up.
Let's see this fudge capitalist here.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Ram Ranch Christmas special.
Ram.
What do we see?
The cockstrip?
At St. Peter's Square at the Vatican?
Oh, God.
Discord techie boys are going to fucking fuck the Pope.
Yo.
What the fuck is this guy talking about?
Gonna fucking fucking fuck the Pope and all the fucked up.
The buttered boy holes in the air and the Swiss guard begging to beggar for more.
Fuck piggybore.
Fuck piggybore.
Fuck pigamore.
Yo.
Bishop's buttholes getting fucked deeper than the ball.
I mean, what is it with this Ram Ranch?
I have no fucking idea.
Fuck pick a boy.
Fuck Pig of Or.
Yo, Wikiboy.
Fucking the fucking boy.
I mean, this is what I'm subjecting.
This is what I am being subjected to on Christmas Eve.
And on Christmas.
Judas and John and sign to Peter and Mark and Matthew.
Twelve disciples showing up for fucking begging and begging and fucking huge.
This is fucking more.
Mail bunny, I hear Home Depot.
Yo, shut the fuck up about Home Depot, you idiot.
Visiting the Vatican, getting fucked and fucked up.
Mr. Gilsberg, please withdrawing Home Depot.
Your show will be knocked offline again.
Oh, God.
Ruining My Christmas00:11:23
Can you fuck off and just leave me the fuck alone, alright?
Just leave me alone!
It's Christmas!
Jesus, begging and begging for more.
Fuck big whore.
Fuck big whore.
Yo, the Swiss guard stripped naked.
Big hard cops hurt his rocks.
Fucking, fucking, fucking.
How long is this, dude?
I'm only gonna let you.
Bishop sputtholes in the air.
Begging and begging for more?
Begging and begging for more.
Swiss guards.
I mean, how many ram ranches do they have out here?
Fucking it, fucking the fucking bishops.
Bishop sputtholes in the air.
Begging and begging for more.
Begging and begging for more.
Jesus Christ with this fucking Christ.
Begging and begging for fucking huge hard Swiss guards.
You're a shit fucking shit.
This guy is a sick Christian.
Deeper than he ever been fucked before.
Fuck pig a whore.
Fuck big whore.
Fuck big whore.
Yo, God, big heard cock hurt as rocks.
Alright, I'm only gonna let this go three minutes and I'm moving on, dude.
Pope Spotify.
I mean, it's fucking Christmas!
Begging and begging and begging for fucking butthole buttered.
It's goddamn Christmas, man!
Fucking fucking fuck.
Vatican getting rocked and rocked and rocked.
Buttholes getting fucked and fucked and fucked.
Yo, Merry Christmas to all.
Passionate love to the Home Depot.
Buttholes in the air.
Fuck off.
Whoever the fuck this donated dog, you're a piece of Swiss.
You're a piece of crap.
Seasons, greetings to all.
Fucking and fucking him fucking.
I'm done with this, dude.
I can't take this.
This is fucking Christmas, for heaven's sake.
I can't believe this asshole even put out a song like this.
He is a blasphemous, fruity ass bastard who probably has a positive.
Take this shit off.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
Yeah, thanks a lot, fudge capitalist.
I thought you were being genuine on this Christmas as well.
But of course, you had to request something like that.
All right, let's get to the next one here.
Geno X 1987 again.
All right, remember, he's a little bit of a kookster here, so everybody, viewer discretion is advised.
And by the way, folks, okay, he said, What I'm watching this Christmas, I recommend it.
So, this is a trailer of something that he's watching this Christmas.
I'd buy that for us.
Yeah, better than Pantic.
Fucking shut the fuck up, dude.
All right, just shut the fuck up.
Here's Geno X 1987.
Just play the shit.
All right, this is what Gino is watching this Christmas, okay?
I'm sure everybody anxiously awaits.
Uh-oh, a cursed film, huh?
A little bit of a cursed film.
This is the forest where the devil landed when he was cast out of heaven.
And at that spot, we'll find the entrance to hell.
Oh, yeah, why not?
Let's just go check it out.
The Antrim.
The deeper we dig, the more the forest around us becomes darker.
And with each layer that we pass, what the hell?
Hold on, pause this shit.
What the fuck?
Home Depot 1 ghost.
Look, I'm sure everybody is getting into this trailer here.
So just sit there and shut your goddamn pie hole.
All right?
They're trying to dig to hell.
and how we'll be now it's pretty interesting there other The deadliest film ever made.
That's a little bit of a cursed film there.
Fall 2019.
A little bit of a cursed film there, huh?
Home Depot Origin story.
Dude, can you fuck off with the Home Depot bullshit?
Good God, dude.
You guys are fucking.
Look, I'm not going to say anything else.
All right.
Just shut your stupid fucking pie hole.
Anyway, that's very interesting there, Geno X 1987.
I'm a little interested in that movie now as well.
I'll go take a look at it.
Anyway, cheers to Geno X 1987.
You know, even though he's a leftist piece of trash at times.
All right, let's get to the next one here.
This next one is requested by Nail Bunny.
And Nail Bunny goes, this is exactly what you think it is.
What the fuck are you talking about, Nail Bunny?
What is this?
Ah, Jesus fucking Christ, man.
Of course.
Oh, fucking course, dude.
You all know I fucking hate this song, but you keep twisting the fucking knife.
You keep twisting the shit.
Everybody want a piece of my chicken fucking by.
Shut up.
Everybody in the chat room, shut up.
You guys are ruining my fucking Christmas, man.
You guys are ruining my fucking Christmas, dude.
Jesus Christ, man.
God damn it.
I got a pan, but I got a plan.
I'm going to fry this ticket in my hand.
Give me a break.
Don't wash your hands because you're going to be licking.
They go bang a fry.
Listen, man.
My fried chicken gonna take you.
Y'all watching the chat room.
Hey, Caleb, you don't deserve a Christmas.
You don't deserve it.
That's great, isn't it?
I FUCKING HATE THIS SONG!
I think this song sucks a cock with it, dude.
It's stupid.
And it's sang by a drag queen.
Now we're my hot sauce.
I don't want no ketchup.
Just one big juice of jalapeno pepper.
White meat, dog meat, it don't even matter.
Hanging with me.
Hey, shut up, bitch, chat.
This isn't the American culture, asshole.
This is not the American culture.
It's been a licking.
It's real thick.
How long has this been going on, dude?
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, come on.
And shut up.
This is not the American culture.
Let me tell you something.
Y'all keep saying that shit.
I'll implement chat room martial law on this Christmas scene.
I'LL IMPLEMENT CHAT ROUBORTS TO LONG!
You like the thigh.
You like the white meat.
Oh my God, dude.
I mean, this is just so annoying, dude.
I mean, way to live up to the stereotype, right?
Way to live up to the fucking stereotype.
Everybody want a piece of my chicken.
Fucking pie.
Everybody want a piece of my chicken.
Fucking pie.
Everybody want a piece of colour.
Dude, shut up.
This is not American culture.
I'm tired of you saying that.
SHUT UP!
Alright, that's about enough of this.
We get it.
It's already over for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, man.
And shut up.
I'm warning you.
You idiots keep fucking saying, hey, ghost, that's American culture.
That's American culture.
I'm going to fucking implement chat room martial law on you assholes.
So I'm not bothered by listening to your malarkey, all right?
Sponsor.
The preceding video was sponsored by the Home Depot.
No, fuck.
Can you fuck off with the fucking Home Depot shit, man?
Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, that one nail bunny requested that Friday chicken bullshit.
So let's go to the next $20, $20.
This is requested by Train Lover567.
He said, what's up, ghost?
Here's some Christmas music.
You got a little bit of Christmas music?
We could use a little bit of Christmas music to say the least.
All right.
It's Christmas time.
I mean, have we all forgotten that?
It's Christmas time.
That time of the year that you should be paying me some fucking respect that I deserve.
It's Christmas time to be fucking a little bit more kinder to ghosts today and shit.
Anyway, Train Lover 567 requested this here.
And what is this?
Trans-Siberian Orchestra.
Trans-Siberian Orchestra here.
Hey, this sounds like something you can sing to, dude.
Like, you know, little creepy singing, little creepy vocals.
You see what I'm saying?
You don't hear the fucking Home Depot.
Listen, to me, listen to me.
All right.
Shut the fuck up about Home Depot, or we're going to have some major fucking problems, all right?
Home Depot Insults00:08:32
I'm warning you.
This is your last fucking warning.
Fucking piece of shit.
What the hell?
Watch.
What is it?
Dude, Hyperion Corporation, you're not funny, you dickhead, alright?
You're not funny with that text to speech.
So shut up.
Fucking idiot.
This is supposed to be Christmas time.
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE CHRISTMAS IN THE CHAT This is supposed to be fucking Christmas.
And it better get a little bit more Christmassy in here.
Or I'm getting the fuck out.
It better start getting more Christmassy in here.
I'm getting the fuck out.
And I'm not joking.
It's in the fucking chapter, man.
Look at these soulless dickheads.
These fucking goddamn cyber verban jerk dicks in the fucking chat room.
Look at them.
Look.
Look.
God damn it.
Yo, Ghost is gonna get spit roasted by Engie and Ram Ranch Cowboy Fucking Christ.
Ghost being hoisted up by Ram Ranch.
If it isn't his Home Depot, it's just fucking Ram Ranch fixation you idiots have.
Fucking Ram Ranch.
Anyway, thank you, Train Lover.
I appreciated that, man.
Even though these sons of bitches are out here being a bunch of jerk dicks, man.
I get it, dude.
Cheers to you, train lover.
Thank you very much.
All right, let's get to the next $20, $20.
This next one is by Captain Desi.
I don't know if it's the real Captain Dessey, but Captain Dessey said, Cheers, Ghost.
Just wanted to remind the trolls this Christmas what a real man having a real smoke looks like.
All right, let's see what the fuck that means.
The hell does that mean, Captain Dessey over here?
What a real man having a real smoke looks like.
All right, what is this?
Here it is right here.
Put the PC shot on here.
Hold on, wait a minute.
Hold on, wait a minute.
Hold on just one second.
Hold on just one second.
This may be some sick, twisted, pornographic bullshit.
So I just want to make sure that, you know, we're not going to get fucking, you know, messed with.
Okay, good.
I don't see anything bad.
All right, here it is.
Captain Dessey reminding the trolls that this Christmas, this is what a real man having a real smoke looks like.
Let's go ahead and play it.
What is this shit?
Fall out here means more than Rowling and Tongue.
It's a time of crisp, clean morning air and the sound of thundering stampede.
It's a time when horses come down from the high pasture and a man prepares for another tough winter.
It's time for a nigger hair.
What?
An American cigarette.
What the fuck?
Are you fucking take that shit off?
Are you fucking kidding me?
That wasn't the real fucking Captain Dessey.
Give me a fucking break.
Oh my God, man.
It's fucking Christmas, man.
How the fucking, you idiots, be so racist.
It's fucking Christmas, man.
How the hell can you be so fucking racist, man?
Why?
Why?
Good fucking God.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
And I've got so many of these to do, dude.
I got.
It never ends.
It's my life.
All right, who's next?
Fucking ST Mike the Meme Genie is next.
All right.
And said, Merry Christmas to Ghost and the rest of the ghost show community.
I'm not a good singer by any stretch of the imagination, but I decided to make this for you, Ghost.
Yo, it's Christmas at Ghost's house.
Ghost inviting over the chat to his place.
Go fuck up.
Gonna be fucking Ghost's loose ass.
Trolls got Ghost bent over.
Gunna be fucking that crippled Jew's loose ass.
Yo, Ghost's chat got him bent over like the good whore he is.
Fucking asshole.
All right, just you're a fucking dickhead.
Whoever the hell's fucking donating that stupid Ram Ranch bullshit, you're a fucking dick cheeseburger is what you are.
All right.
Joy to the world.
The Lord has come.
Let Earth receive her king.
Let every share him room.
And heaven and nature sing, and heaven and nature sing.
And heaven.
Ah, Jesus Christ, Captain Autism, dude.
This is like the second thing from Destiny's plate.
What's the problem?
Seriously, ghost.
Why am I being put on the back burner after all the shekels I've given you?
I could buy you as a slave, you filthy peasant.
You can buy me as a slave.
What the fuck does that mean?
Your autism is showing and your racism is showing, Captain Autism.
All right, Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, this next one, once again, was requested by St. Mike the Meme Genie.
Let's go ahead and play it.
You better watch out.
You better not cry.
You better not pout.
I'm telling you why.
Caroline is coming to town.
Jesus fucking.
You know what, man?
She's making a dish.
Checking it twice.
Her fruitcake is gonna taste nice.
Caroline is coming to town.
She feeds you when you're sleeping.
She cooks when you're awake.
She knows if you have eaten it.
So just eat for goodness sake.
Ow!
You better watch out.
You better not cry.
You better not pout.
I'm telling you why.
Caroline is coming to town.
I haven't had a fucking present since I was, like, 14 years over!
God, you!
She feeds you when you're sleeping.
She cooks when you're awake.
She knows if you have eaten it.
So just eat for goodness sake.
Oh my, you better watch out.
You better not cry.
You better not pout.
I'm telling you why.
Caroline is coming to town.
You've got to be shitting me, dude.
You have got to be fucking shitting me, man.
You know that I'm going to see that old bag tomorrow and she's going to bring her fucking fruitcake every fucking year.
And I'm going to have to be there and fucking eating everything.
Yeah, that's great.
It's great stuff.
Hanukkah Song Hate00:13:01
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, that's shit.
And of course, you know, ST Mike the meme genius got to rub salt in the fucking womb for Christ's sake, you know?
Yeah, just keep rubbing the salt asshole.
Real funny, alright?
Real goddamn funny.
What else do we have here?
We got Oliver Carswell.
Oliver Carswell said, Hey, ghost, I found some Christmas music that I thought would suit you well.
Oh, yeah.
What is that, Oliver Carswell?
What'd you find?
What kind of Christmas music did you find?
Listen, stop listening to me.
I'm not going to play this because Adult Swim is an automatic.
Fucking ghosts' holes.
She's hard as rocks ramming deep in ghosts' throat and ass from the OC.
I am thinking of making an actual song about ghost.
Chat, should I?
The real Grant McDonald.
No, no, don't do it, dude.
All right, don't do it.
Anyway, Adult Swim is an automatic like fucking, they take your shit down because, you know, they're a bunch of fucking shekel goblins.
All right, so I'm just going to play the audio of this.
All right, here it is.
See, as you can see, it's fucking adult swim bullshit.
All right.
I gotta admit, I took some aspects of the Home Depot theme and put it in my head.
Dude, don't feed into the dude.
Don't feed into him, dude.
All right, ST Mike, do not feed into that shit.
All right?
Do not feed into this shit.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Do it, Grant!
Do it, Grant.
This is supposed to be a rapping Hasidic Jew.
Oh my god.
I mean, guilt?
I got so much guilt.
I got so much guilt.
You owe us three grand.
Oiga vault.
All right, we get it, dude.
All right.
Oeve, Oeyvaltar.
We get it.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Thank you, Oliver Carswell.
We appreciate it.
I guess you're calling me a Jew, even though I thought we were cool and shit, but you know, it is what it is.
I mean, I don't care.
So what if I was Jewish?
You know, that's so what if I was Jewish?
So what?
All right.
Lachaim and happy Hanukkah, all right?
Anyway, let's get to the next one here.
Geno X1987 requested this.
Geno X1987.
Now, once again, everybody, viewer discretion is advised, folks, because GenoX1987 is a little bit of a cookster.
And you've been watching some of the cookster stuff he's been donating.
So once again, Geno X1987.
Here we go.
Let's check out how cookster you can get.
What is this?
The big ham.
Snow White Christmas.
I'm Mr. Snow.
I'm Mr. Ice Sicker.
Are you kidding me?
Ghost, let's be honest here.
What?
Your fans like me more than they like you.
Let's do it, look at the chat, ghost.
Chat type fuck ghost if you prefer my music over ghost.
Dude, anybody who, if you listen to the, if you put fuck ghost in the chat, I'm getting out of here.
All right.
You put fuck ghost in the chat.
I'm getting out of here.
And you can all go fuck yourselves.
Whatever I touch turns to snow in my clutch.
I'm too much.
He's Mr. White Christmas.
He's Mr. Snowmiser.
He's Mr. Ice.
He's Mr. Kendalo.
Friends call me Snowmiser.
Whatever I touch, it turns the snow in my clutch.
He's too much.
Are you kidding me, Gino?
You actually requested this shit, dude.
Mr. Waspeed.
I mean, are you serious?
Are you kidding me, Gino?
He's Mr. Kendalo.
Friends call me Snowmiser.
Whatever I touch turns to snow in my clutch.
Too much.
Too much.
Stop by with your hubby sometime and we'll have a blizzard.
All right.
All right.
Geno, of course, you know, this.
You learned the man.
We plucked his head together.
I guess it's just cookster enough for you, I guess, this Christmas, huh?
Yeah, fuck Goga.
Fuck you, all right?
Fuck Ghost, man.
Fuck you, man.
Let's...
I'm Mr. Son.
What the fuck is this shit, dude?
I'm Mr. 101.
They call me Heat Miser.
Whatever I touch, it starts to melt in my clutch.
I'm too much.
He's Mr. Green Christmas.
Mr. Sun.
Jesus Christ.
What else now?
Can you hear Home Depot?
Just shut the fuck up about the Home Depot thing, man.
Seriously, shut the fuck up about it, man.
Good God.
What now?
Yelling as fuck ghost.
You know what?
Fuck, fuck you.
You wouldn't tell me that to my goddamn face.
I'll tell you that right, goddamn now.
You wouldn't tell me that to my fucking face.
Oh, some like it hot, and I like it really hot.
Peace, Mr. Green, Christmas.
Peace, Mr. Sun.
Peace, Mr. She, Chris.
All right, I think we're done here.
He's my son.
We're done.
Jesus Christ.
What a fucking joke.
I'm too much.
Turn this shit off.
Look, stop donating, fuck ghost.
All right, you asshole.
Stop donating, fuck ghost.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck you up, you're dirty ass.
Ram ranch is better than the ghost.
Fuck ghost.
Yeah, you know what?
Yeah, all right, all right, yeah.
Okay.
I hear Home Depot.
Yeah.
Man, I'm so fucking sick of you people today, dude.
Let me just fucking hurry up and get done.
I'm gonna get the fuck out of here.
I'm fucking wasting my goddamn Christmas Eve with you pieces of shit.
And look at you think it's funny.
You all think it's hilarious, dude.
You all think it's hilarious for Christ.
Look at this.
Man, fuck you.
All right?
Whoever the hell keeps donating, fuck ghost, man.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Hey, what is this?
Engineer F ghost?
Yeah, fuck you.
That ain't the fucking engineer.
The engineer has a day off.
All right, asshole.
The engineer has the day off.
For Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's get to the next one here.
Happy Hanukkah Ghost is next, huh?
A favorite classic song for Hanukkah, huh?
So why don't y'all get exposed to a little bit of Hanukkah, huh?
Why don't you get yourself culturally enriched right now?
All right, you ready?
Have a Hanukkah song!
Yes!
Lachaim!
Lachaim!
Gather round the table, we'll give you a chance.
Dude, fuck you!
Whoever the hell keeps donating that, fuck you, man!
Fuck you!
Fuck you, man!
This is Christmas!
This is Christmas, you dickhead!
Just shut up and listen to the Hanukkah song, you anti-Semitic shith!
Just listen to the anti-Semitic.
Listen to this shit listen to the Hanukkah song You anti-Semites!
Listen to it!
And while we are playing, the candles are burning low.
Lachaim and happy Hanukkah to all my Jewish friends and my Jewish brethren out there.
Lachaim!
Yeah, fuck your Christmas.
Yeah, fuck you, asshole, alright?
Fuck you!
God Capitalism!
Pause this.
What the fuck did you say, God capitalist?
Don't let these stupid trolls get to you.
Merry Christmas.
Happy New Year.
Thank you, God Capitalist.
What is this?
Chat hashtag FGhost.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Press D to disrespect ghost.
Fuck him.
I mean, is this what you're going to do to me on a fucking Christmas, man?
It's Christmas, man.
It's fucking Christmas.
How dare you fuckers do this to me on Christmas, man?
What kind of sick, fucking stupid internet people are you?
This is fucking Christmas!
Fucking listen to the fucking Hanukkah song, you fucking dickheads, alright?
Listen to the Hanukkah song!
Come and eat it!
Eat it!
Fuckin' dickheads!
Happy Hanukkah to all my Jewish brethren.
Can we press F to all the wage cucks working on Christmas Day?
Imagine serving McDonald's on a holiday.
It's probably what the trolls are gonna be doing tomorrow.
Yeah, I doubt it.
These guys are pieces of shit living under mama's skirt.
That's what the hell they're doing.
They're living under mama's skirt for Christmas.
Hold on, what the hell happened?
What the hell happened?
Am I off?
I'm not fucking off, you fucking idiot.
You fucking goddamn dickheads.
You know, just for that, I'm fucking pushing this back.
You're gonna have to fucking hear some more of it.
You fucking asshole.
All right, fucking idiot.
He has got a ghost in the girl starting to piss me off.
He's going, ghosts.
Love your show.
Yeah, thank you, fuck host.
I appreciate it.
Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah.
Listen to the Hanukkah song.
Lachaim.
While we are playing, the candles are burning low.
One for each night they shed a sweet light to remind us of the world.
One for each night they shed a sweet light to remind us.
Yes, my name!
Oy Vay.
Cheers to that, dude.
Cheers to that.
Once again, I do want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening that are a part of my Jewish brethren out there.
We have many members of the inner circle that are from Israel.
So happy Hanukkah to those folks and happy Hanukkah to the Jewish contingent that listens to the broadcast, man.
Cheers to you guys, all right?
Jewish Brethren Cheers00:07:45
Don't listen to these anti-Semitic pricks that are out here talking all this garbage, all right?
Anyway, let's get to Derwicking.
Der Wicking is in the house, and he said, no more brother wars.
Peace be until we defeat the dragon.
End communism.
Love your brother.
Blessed Yule Christmas.
Okay, this is from Derwicking here.
Derwicking.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Captain Desi, fuck you.
That ain't fucking Captain Desi.
Are you fucking shitting me, boy?
That ain't no goddamn Captain Dessey boy.
Anyway, Derwicking requested this one here.
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
Jenkins, Oakley, Knight!
What is this?
Christmas truce of 1914 World War one Man, World War one was supposed to be the war that ended all wars, eh?
Old Trench
Warfare.
huh?
The old trench warfare.
My Britsa come!
My Britsa come!
Jim, don't do it!
It's not bewaffered!
No, Otzo!
My name is Jim.
My name is Otto.
Please to meet you, Otto.
She's gone.
And soon, I'm, soon.
Happy Christmas!
Frohe Weihnachten!
Can anyone else hear Home Depot in the background?
Can you shut the fuck up?
People were having a moment here.
People were having a little bit of a moment until your fucking ass had to fucking donate some bullshit.
PEOPLE WERE HAVING A MOMENT!
Yeah, man.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
Merry Christmas to everybody out there who has a fucking soul.
It's obvious from these people that are trolling me for Christ's sake.
You don't have a soul.
You're a bunch of sick, demented edge lords that are out of here trying to think you're fucking cute for Christ's sake.
All right.
Is your wife's boyfriend coming to Christmas dinner?
Fuck you, you asshole.
All right, go fuck yourself.
Who the fuck hate goes?
Fuck you.
Jesus Christ, man.
You fucking trailer park trap rimming feminine penis sucking butt fucking mud fucking playing fucking pieces of Leslie Jones eating shit, dude.
Fucking, you got me discombobulated and flustered and shit.
All right, let's go to Skunkler.
All right, Skunkler requested this one here.
All right, and yeah, that's what I'm telling you, Skunkler.
We barely got to yours.
Now we got to yours here.
Okay, now we got to yours for Christ's sake.
And what is this?
All right, what the hell did you fucking request, Skunkler?
What?
Reminds me of the good days when the Crips and Cops came together to smoke a blunt behind the 7-Eleven.
What?
Although back then we didn't hear Home Depot in the background.
It's a fucking stupid idiot, man.
Just fuck you with your Home Depot, alright?
Anyway, Skunkler requested this.
What the fuck is this supposed to be?
The Lonely Jew on Christmas?
Is that a turd?
What the fuck is this?
It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas.
My friends won't let me join in any game.
Oh, man.
Listen, come on, guys.
C'mon!
I mean, c'mon!
My people don't.
Still hearing Home Depot.
I'm a Jew.
Oh, my God.
A lonely Jew on Christmas.
This is supposed to be Christmas, you dicks.
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it?
This is supposed to be Christmas, you assholes.
Do you understand that?
And this is how you fuckers are acting.
I mean, what does that say about you all?
Seriously.
What the blue hell does that say about you all?
Fucking idiots.
And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles?
Tell me, please.
I'm a Jew.
A lonely Jew.
I can't be merry.
Cause I'm Hebrew on Christmas.
I can't believe this.
I can't believe you fucking people are making me listen to shit like this on fucking Christmas.
Hey, little boy, I couldn't help but hear.
You're feeling left out of Christmas cheer.
What the fuck?
I've come to see that you shouldn't be sad.
This is the one month that you should be glad.
Cause it's nice to be here.
What the fuck is it, bro?
Where did this break down to, man?
You don't have to deal with the season at all.
You have to be on your best behavior or give to charity.
You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family.
And I don't ask you to stick your breath on me.
That's raising.
You fucking assholes.
I've stylish you.
This is so fucked up, man.
It's a good time.
I mean, y'all do this on Christmas, man.
Are y'all gonna do this to your fucked up families on Christmas?
Left Out Of Cheer00:15:53
Huh?
Are you gonna do this to your fucked up fucking families on Christmas?
Because I hope so, dude.
Because, you know, if I'm just the fucking object of your fucking frustration, I mean, that's fucked up, man.
Take this shit off here.
Take this off.
What, anonymous?
That's the exact guitar riff in a Pantera song.
And the Home Depot theme.
Fuck you, dude.
All right.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck you and the fucking horse you rode in on, for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right.
Who else is.
Yeah, we got a Derwicking again.
All right.
Der Wicking.
Another one by Der Wickland.
And by the way, Skunkler, that was a piece of shit fucking song that you just fucking donated, you shithead.
Literally had a fucking turd smiling on the damn cover.
All right, Derwicking, he said, Santa dealing with one of the elves causing production issues, not Snowflake Edition.
What the fuck does that mean?
What the fuck does that mean?
Oh, dude.
Man, Derwick, you're starting to be a little bit of a shithead yourself, for Christ's sake.
All right?
Schindler's list, asshole.
Schindler's fucking list.
What are you making?
Hinges, sir.
I've got some workers coming in tomorrow.
Where the hell are they from again?
You go, Stavier, come in there.
I've got to make room.
Make me a hinge.
What the hell is this dude?
Is this gonna be some horrible shit?
I mean, you know, this is what I'm saying, dude.
This is what I'm saying about Derwikking over here.
You're doing well.
Oh, that's very good.
But I'm a bit confused, and perhaps you can help me.
What I don't understand is that you've been working since, I think, what about six this morning?
Such a small pile of hinges.
Oh, shit, no.
Come on, dude.
Come on, no, come on.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Why the fuck did you do this, Derwicking, dude?
Seriously, why the fuck did you do this?
Oh, no, no, no, oh my god No.
No!
Check the angle level.
Maybe it's bent.
You wouldn't hear a clicker was the angle of it.
Maybe it's the pin.
Maybe it's the pin shot.
What did I just say?
I beg to report that my hip of hinges was so unsatisfactory because the machines were being recalibrated.
Jesus Christ.
I was put on traveling court.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
This is horrible.
This is fucked up, fucking horrible shit, dude.
This is fucking horrible.
You know, come on, Derwicking, dude.
I mean, you know.
What the fuck was that?
So this is Christmas, guys!
This is fucking Christmas!
What the fuck are you guys doing?
Oh, God.
I don't know what else to say.
I mean, you know, I really don't know what the fuck to say, dude.
I'm so fucking, you know, I don't know.
And hold on.
Hakuruku Takahashi requested this.
What is this shit?
Play it.
Twilly acted radio graffiti.
What the fuck is this?
I want the Document Current for Christmas.
Hold on, hold on.
Time out!
Time out.
Hold on, hold on.
Time out.
Time out.
Just a second.
Wait a minute.
You mean to tell me that we got knocked off again?
Oh, God.
This is fucking Christmas, dude.
I mean, come on, man.
This is fucking Christmas.
Oh, God, man.
I mean, you know, all I'm doing is just, you know, I'm just trying to do a show on Christmas fucking Eve, dude.
You know, that's all I'm trying to do is do a fucking show on fucking Christmas goddamn Eve.
And this is the kind of shit that I get on a consistent fucking basis, man.
All right?
Like, I'm some kind of a bad guy.
Yeah?
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.
Like, I'm some kind of a bad guy.
All I'm trying to do is do a decent fucking show for Christmas, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm giving my Christmas for these fucking shows, for heaven's sake, man.
Come on!
I'm giving my Christmas for this live show, you dicks!
Jesus Christ, man.
Am I back?
Am I back here?
Testies, Testies.
Testies 1-2.
Am I back?
Testies, Testies, 1-2.
Three?
Hey, look at these assholes are fucking popping fireworks at these fucking parties that these assholes didn't even invite me to, for Christ's sake.
All right, look, we're gonna play Hakuruku Takahashi's link here.
Okay, and it's an audio.
So here, Hakaruku Takahashi.
And Hakaruku Takahashi said, please help me spread the Christmas cheer.
What?
For Christmas, I wish Ghost would stop putting up those fake copyright images.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, okay, it's me, you idiot.
You fucking dumbass.
Just shut up.
Here's fucking Takaruku Taka.
Hakuruku Takahashi, whatever the fuck his name is.
Play it.
Jesus Christ, man.
Twilly Atkins radio graffiti.
Twilly Atkins.
I want the Document for Christmas.
On your festival ghosty one would do.
Nobody else, not even Donald Trump.
He grabbed me by the piss and hit slap me on the road.
I want the Documenter for Christmas.
I don't think Mrs. Ghost will mind you.
From Santa Claus this year, I only want one toy.
A ghosty body paralyzed.
I can see me now on Christmas morning, clumping on the stairs.
What?
I used to scream on my little skirt as I'm looking at my skirt to see a fucking ghosty lying.
I want the Documentary for Christmas.
On your fruit, ghosty one would do.
Don't want my stocking to be filled up with cold.
I want the Document Current to play with and to troll.
And Ghosty won't be playing with me too.
Somebody get up, you freaking ego.
I'm looking at a freaking ghost body killer.
White from my face right now.
I think that Ghosty would get drunk, that's for sure.
But Angie says he's sober and he's totally a poor.
A ghost body killer, you sit that opinion, babe.
I'm the fist.
All right, all right.
Turn yourself.
Turn it off.
All right, Hakaruku Takahashi.
There it is.
You want to play a little more?
Not sure we have the room, but we look at that.
I'm trying in here or trying there, because these rather pause this.
Get a hint.
We here at YouTube don't want you here.
Go back to your Ovana streaming website where you belong.
You fucking know.
We do not tolerate the racism, sexism.
I'm not a racist.
I'm not a sexist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
And everybody on the internet knows it.
All right, everybody on the internet knows I'm a melting pot of friendship.
All right.
And what is this?
Holy sin?
You fucking sellout, you skipped out on a Saturday for the inner...
Fuck you, idiot.
All right.
Go fuck yourself, holy sin.
All right.
If you don't like it, eat my dick up till you hiccup, you stupid son of a bitch.
All right.
Thank you, Hakaruku Takahashi.
Let's go ahead and get to the next one here.
Let's fucking get done with these.
How many more of these do I fucking have for Christ's sake?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Jesus Christ, man.
Eight.
Nine.
Jesus Christ, man.
Are you serious?
Ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen.
All right, I think that's it.
I think we got 13 more.
All right.
I think that's it.
All right.
13 more is what we have.
All right.
Let's knock them out and let's move on for heaven fucking sake.
All right.
I'm serious.
Jesus fucking Christ.
And by the way, you know, while we're at it, hold on just a second.
While we're at it, let's go ahead and look at fucking Captain Autism's fucking Christmas card or where the fuck he wanted me to look.
Where the fuck he wanted me to look at?
The fuck is he doing?
All right, what is this?
All right, here it is.
Here's Captain Autism's artwork that he's been begging me to fucking put up.
Here it is.
Don't be a Grinch.
Type Cap to deny Captain Desi a decent Christmas.
Merry Christmas from Captain Autism.
Oh, all right.
Thank you, Captain Autism.
Look, there it is.
All right.
There it is.
Yeah.
Oh.
All right.
Thank you very much.
All right.
Let's get back to the fucking donos here.
Where was I at here?
We were at.
Where the fuck was I at here?
All right.
We were at.
Where the fuck were we at?
We were at fucking that Hakuruku Takahashi.
And then we went to, here it is.
Ghosts of Shekel's Past.
That's where we're at next.
Ghost of Shekel's Past.
Are you fucking kidding me?
All right, let's put the PC shout on here.
See what the hell this is.
He said, footage of Ghost Bama and the IC Christmas Sausage Party.
Cheers, baby, cheer.
What the fuck is this?
Hold on just a second, folks.
I got to make sure this isn't some, oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Dude, is this for real?
I want to make sure that we're not looking at anything.
All right, everybody, viewer discretion is advised, folks.
Ghosts of Shekel's Past requested this.
And no, this is not of the inner circle or me or anything of that nature.
Just play it.
Viewer discretion is advised, dude.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
I mean, this is disgusting, man.
What the fuck are you guys making me do?
Pause this shit.
And what is it?
Magelin.
Majlins, hey, ghosts, have you ever read Nietzsche's book?
Well, which one?
He's written a lot of them.
It reads like the most convoluted, self-referencing crap I've ever heard in my life.
Nothing to say of the subject matter either.
Mein Komp does this too.
I think the only thing he does is so that no one misinterprets it.
Well, you know, we could have a philosophical debate later, dude.
I gotta fucking do these donos, but I get what you're saying.
All right, here it is.
You can see the age on this guy's neck.
Take a look.
Look at the fucking AIDS on his neck.
Probably get sweaters, underwear, and socks.
A homo Christmas, dude.
Oh my God, dude.
This is disgusting.
I mean, this is what I'm telling you, dude.
How is a sexual act an identity?
How can, you know, anything that's a sexual act, how could that be an identity, huh?
Jesus Christ.
Don't be miserable.
And by the way, I mean, why am I watching this on Christmas?
I mean, this is the kind of shit I'm telling you right now.
They subscribe to the bus.
This is the kind of shit that they subject Khalid Sheikh Muhammad to at Guantanamo Bay.
I'm telling you, this is torture, man.
Oh, my God.
Have a homo Christmas.
Oh, God.
How much longer do I have?
What is it?
Merry Christmas, ghost, and to the community surrounding this, especially the trolls.
I appreciate it, truly.
Screw you, ghosts.
What?
Well, then fuck you, you fucking dickhead.
Who the fuck asked you?
I'm watching videos, you fucking dickhead.
Jesus Christ.
Fuck off, asshole.
Piece of shit.
Oh, God, no.
Oh, my God.
No, I had to pull that, folks.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my God.
This is disgusting, man.
This is just so disgusting, man.
Why would y'all request something like this on Christmas?
Seriously, man.
I mean, you know, Christmas is supposed to be sacred, man.
We're not supposed to be doing anything in some kind of perverted capacity like these freak shows.
I want to be a Christmas present.
Have a homo.
All right.
I think I've had enough of this.
Racist Crap Requested00:07:24
All right.
Yeah, we get it, dude.
We get it.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Who the fuck requested that?
Ghost of Shekel's Past.
Real fucking funny, you dickhead.
All right.
All right, let's get to the next one here.
This is requested by The Wanderer.
The Wanderer says this is a badass song, so let's see if The Wanderer is right.
This is supposed to be a badass song here, huh?
Oh, this is actually a pretty good song, but I don't know what the hell is Ryan's angle.
What the fuck does that mean?
Hold on, let's go ahead and see this.
Put the PC shot on.
This is actually a pretty good song.
The only song I like from this band.
Yeah!
Dick!
Oh, so I guess it's just the basis we're looking at here.
Is that it?
This is actually a pretty good metal song, dude.
Unfortunately, they started fruiting up after this for some reason.
They started thinking that they were aliens or some kind of bullshit, but, you know, it is what it is.
Pretty hardcore bass on this, son.
I never really appreciated the bass.
I guess that's why they're putting a point of emphasis on this fool that's playing the bass.
Pretty hardcore bass playing, dude.
Not bad, dude.
I'm telling you.
And like I said, the only song I like from this band, they started fruitin' up thereafter.
Does anybody think this is metal?
Does everybody agree this is somewhat metal here?
Even though we're listening to this on goddamn Christmas.
It's the only song I like from this band, by the way.
Just let everybody know, alright?
And then people are like, ah, not that great.
Look at Chad Cooper Griffin said, stuffed slipknot.
What are you talking about?
This is garbage.
Alright, whatever.
You guys are fucking idiots, alright?
All right, all right.
Who the hell requested that?
The Wanderer requested that.
Thank you very much, The Wanderer, even though we don't have people that appreciate this shit.
Like I said, it's the only song I like from the band.
Then they started fruiting up a little bit and started thinking they were aliens or some shit.
Anyway, let's get to the next one.
Thank you, The Wanderer.
This next one was requested by Quasimoto.
Quasimodo requested this.
What is this?
Magely.
Beyond Good and Evil, The Will to Truth, which is to tempt us to many a hazardous enterprise, the famous truthfulness of which all philosophies have hitherto spoken with respect.
What questions has this will to truth not laid before us?
Yeah, it's a bunch of mumbo jumbo, just like you just said.
I admit it, believe me.
I mean, that's what fucking philosophy is.
It's a bunch of fucking mumbo jumbo, you know, new age hooey and shit.
Anyway, Quasimodo requested this.
He said, Merry Christmas, Ghost Baby.
Hold on just a second.
Let me make sure that we're not going to get hit up with any kind of a sick-ass snake ass or anything of that capacity.
Hold on, hold on just a second.
I got to make sure, dude, because, you know, this is Christmas and you would think that, you know, Christmas time, these people wouldn't do this, but they're going to do it.
They're going to do it.
Anyway, Quasimodo requested this.
Play it.
Fuck is this shit?
FUNKY MODE?
Yeah, let's go.
Turn that shit up, man.
FUCK IS THIS SHIT, DUDE!
This is obviously racist, okay?
This is obviously racist.
This is horrible.
I mean, I can't believe somebody actually made this shit.
I mean, this is fucked up fucking racist crap.
And wait a minute, what?
Who's comparing this to EBZ?
Who's comparing this to EBZ?
Mary's just here to ghost.
I know your family doesn't give you gifts, and you always say something about not getting gifts.
So here's $20 as a Christmas gift for you and a nostalgia.
Thank you.
I appreciate it, dude.
Doova's mixtape, dude.
That's fucked up Duva's mixtape.
All right, let's play the rest of it until we end.
EBZ, don't come at me and try to slap me or something, boy.
All right, I'm going to have to, you know, take you back a couple hundred years.
Anyway, we've got Lone Star who requested this one here.
And cheers to Big Bat Daddy Capitalist.
And cheers to M Cook, by the way.
And cheers to Jenova Wolf and everybody else who's been dropping and making it rain.
Cheers to you guys, dude.
Lone Star requested this and said, Ghost can't listen much tonight.
Spending some time with the fam.
Just join to donate.
Beautiful Angelic Voice00:03:20
Enjoy this song, bro, and Merry Christmas, okay?
So let's see what Lone Star requested here.
Okay, here's Lone Star.
What is this?
Oh, God dang it, dude.
We just fucking heard this.
This was like one of the first fucking donos, dude.
This was like one of the first donos, dude.
Oh, my God.
What a Christmas.
What a fucking Christmas, man.
What a fucking Christmas, dude.
I mean, we just fucking played this, all right?
I mean, if y'all want to listen to it that much, here, y'all listen to it and enjoy it, okay?
Without me singing, without me singing, without me singing this last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you gave it away this year to save me from tears.
I'll give it to someone special.
Alright, y'all listening to this shit.
Angel of the death.
I don't know what the fuck to say.
Young, listen and eat it, alright?
Jesus Christ.
Infamous.
Butcher.
Angel of Death.
Age of the Dad.
Sadistic.
Surgeon of the My Satisfied Noble is blood.
Destroying without mercy.
To benefit the Aryan race.
Surgery with no ants out.
Feel the knife miss you intensely.
Inferior.
No use to mankind.
Stripped out, streaming out the die.
Angel of the death.
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead.
Infamous.
But your angel of death.
Angela death.
Rumble through with it.
It's not your brain.
Pressure in your stomach gets squished through your eyes.
Burning flesh jumps away.
Test of heat bursts within your mind.
Start to boil.
Bridge the cold.
So you ruin yourself as well.
See the blood.
Merry life.
Smell your death.
Has the birds keep inside of you.
Abasimate.
Had to flee.
Praying for the end of your wide awake nightmares with the pain.
We're dead for you.
It's things of death.
Staring down.
Your blood's running cold.
Check yourself.
Dying eyes.
Beating on the street.
Yeah, y'all are young.
I'm the victim.
Let them die.
Robin, it's a little death.
Flying free.
Yo, y'all want me to sing again?
Angela Dead.
Yo, y'all want to die?
Let's do it.
All right, everybody, ready?
Here we go.
I gave you my heart.
I'll give it to someone special.
Golden Mike Arword for singing, not even joking.
Obama Destroyed Country00:03:46
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you, Captain Hook.
I know how to sing, dude.
All right.
I know how to sing.
Let me tell you something.
I got a good dynamic range when it comes to my singing voice.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
Y'all wish that you could have the beautiful angelic voice as I do, huh?
I'm not even joking around.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
And the very next day, you gave it away.
Hey, this year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
Oh, that's beautiful.
That's fucking beautiful, man.
I'm not even joking around.
Good God.
Who else is next for Christ's sake?
Handsome Jack.
Handsome Jack is next.
So let's go ahead and continue.
I know how to sing, boy.
I'm telling you.
Maybe she put out an album.
Maybe we should put out an album.
Handsome Jack, he said, here's a song you may like, a classic Christmas song that I may remember.
All right.
Oh, here it is.
I remember this.
Everybody remember this?
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is, Handsome Jack.
Grandma got run over by Obama.
When needing hip replacement surgery, you can say there's no such thing as rationing.
But ask them in Great Britain, they'll agree.
She just celebrated 80.
She only takes a couple pills.
But her doctor passed her over, because the government said they wouldn't pay the bill.
It's been months of waiting for Grandma.
Said her sister.
Merry Christmas, boy.
But with 50 million uninsured, it's come down to her or an illegal named Jorge.
Grandma got run over by Obama.
When needing hip replacement surgery, you can say there's no such thing as rationing.
All of you saying boomer in the chat, dude, fuck you.
They'll agree.
Now our health care single payer, all the doctors left the job.
You better exercise and diet.
Cause the government won't pay a treat, you big fat slobs.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors, you better pray you don't get sick.
They should not elect the president who beats up on free markets like a damn.
Damn right, man.
Fuck it.
I'm glad Obama is gone.
I am glad Obama's gone.
Thank God Obama's gone.
That man destroyed our country.
He's a piece of socialist shit.
But ask them to go to the bathroom.
Fucking Obama.
I spit on Obama.
I spit on you, boy.
Now Medicaid's run out of money.
Social Security and Medicare, too.
But they'll just keep printing paper.
Or we'll borrow it from commies like Chinese President Who.
Socialized medicine's got an upside.
Here's something surely you'll support.
While they may not cover Grandma, they'll cover every pregnant teen who will abort.
Legit Metal Intro00:10:26
Yeah, there it is.
You're damn right, boy.
What a piece of crap that Obama is.
I'm telling anyone of you that like Obama, you're a piece of trash that hates this country.
You can say there's no such thing as crap that hates this country, boy.
Ask them in Great Britain, they'll agree.
Everybody!
Grandma got ran over by Obama!
You're damn right.
Now the nurses.
Fucking Obama.
What a piece of trash.
There's no such thing as rationing.
But ask them in Great Britain.
We get it.
Remember this disgusting, despicable human protoplasm?
All right, let's continue on.
Thank you very much, Handsome Jack.
It's definitely an old school tune there.
Let's go to Mage Lynn.
Mage Lynn requested this and said, this is the only kind of metal I listen to better than Pantera, huh?
Really?
Is this really better than Pantera there, Mage Lynn?
Let's see.
I got to hear it for myself, all right?
And this better be some metal.
This better be some legit metal and not some kind of, you know, gay metal or some kind of fictitious fruit bowl fucking humor or some shit.
All right, what is this?
Mage Lynn requested this one here.
Let's see if this is metal.
He said likes this kind of metal.
Let's see if this is metal.
All right.
Intro ain't too bad.
All right.
I don't like the way these guys are acting, but, you know, okay.
All right, let's see.
Let's see the vocal.
Let's hear the vocal.
Come on, man!
The intro, pause this shit.
Pause this shit.
The intro was great, okay?
Then they started singing like fucking My Chemical Romance.
And by the way, My Chemical Romance just had a fucking reunion concert that they sold out.
I hate that fruit shit.
I hate that fruit shit.
Oh, I'm singing metal.
And I'm not, I fucking hate that shit.
Play it.
I can tell you, this sucks.
I can just tell you this fucking sucks a cock with it.
I hate fruit metal.
Hold on, hold on.
Are you kidding me?
Captain Hook.
This was an actual movie, and I recommend it.
All right, look, dude, listen.
Nobody donating more, dude.
We're fucking, we're way, this, just don't donate anymore.
All right.
That's it.
That's it.
Nobody donate anymore.
Seriously.
And what?
They got a fucking piano?
They put a fucking piano in this metal song?
This isn't metal!
This sucks, man.
I'm sorry.
This really sucks.
Act like metal.
Stop trying to act like metal dude!
What kind of gay club music is that?
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
Actual fucks!
Alright, I've had enough of this, dude.
I can't- I can't.
I can't take this.
I can't take this anymore, dude.
And he fucking auto-tunes his voice.
Oh my god, dude, this was, take your shit off.
Take this fucking shit.
Dude, that was the worst fucking attempt at metal I have ever heard in my life.
That is the worst attempt at metal I've ever heard in my life.
Good God.
No offense, Magelin, okay?
No offense, dude.
You know, we can agree to disagree, but I lost viewers once I put that shit on there, man.
That just, I mean, good Lord.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on.
We've got who else?
Another one by Lone Star.
Alright, let's knock these out, dude.
Seriously, let's knock these the fuck out because Jesus Christ, it's getting later and later and later.
All right, now, Lone Star said.
Dude, listen, stop donating!
Stop fucking donating, dude!
All right, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, Lone Star requested this and say, Oh, and here is a silly one for Christmas.
Everyone needs a little Christmas cheer, okay?
That's my Lone Star, okay?
So let's see what the fuck Lone Star is requesting here.
What is this?
Oh!
Oh, no, what the hell is this?
Hold on, hold on, wait a minute.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this, Lone Star?
So, artificially intelligent women, woman, and a black guy have a conversation.
What is this?
Oh!
Okay, do you like the KKK?
Yes, I do.
What the fuck?
I was just fucking Hold on, hold on.
Majlin said he was fucking with me here.
Hey, what up, Dooma dude?
I figured I would give a couple shekels as a Christmas gift.
A good gift to the chat is to not play any more fag metal from Emo Twinks.
Mary Chrysler, raised to Nimrod.
That was pretty bad.
Dude, you're black, dude.
Why are you saying that?
You're black.
Alright, let's move on.
All right, once again, black guy talks to artificially intelligent woman.
You racist son of a bitch!
It gotta be you.
No!
Fuck you!
You're racist!
Did I say something wrong?
Did you say something wrong?
Are you serious?
Yes!
What then was wrong?
That you like the KKK!
Do you like it?
No, I don't!
I'm black!
Of course I don't!
Why not?
Oh, this bitch is driving me crazy.
Are you serious?
Because they hate black people.
That's why, you stupid motherfucker.
They hate black people.
And guess what I am?
Black!
And you like the KKK!
You see why it's a problem?
Say something, you whore!
Come on!
Give me your best shot!
Seriously!
You're still thinking!
Think harder, you stupid bitch!
Your computer!
You don't need to think!
Come on!
How old are you?
Oh, wow!
Look at this bitch!
Look at that diversion!
Woo!
No, you like the KKK!
Actually, you have told me twice.
No, you told me you.
No.
You pretty much said you don't like black people.
And how does that make you feel?
Pissed off.
Angry.
Makes me want to punch you in the face.
Would you like to join me in my efforts?
To punch you in the face?
You punch your master in the face.
Oh my fucking god.
What's wrong with her?
Just like slave trade, huh?
Just like, you know, back in those days, huh?
You ate my master.
Bitch.
so you are my slave HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god u All right.
That wasn't that why they took down like Microsoft had something like that up and that's why they took it down because the AI was becoming racist.
Y'all remember that?
That was, yeah, is that similar to that or something?
Anyway, thank you, Lone Star.
I think that gave everybody a little bit of Christmas cheer because, you know, even AI hates them.
You know, I don't know what I don't know why.
Anyway, let's continue going.
Thank you, Lone Star.
Autist Family Cartoon00:15:09
All right, let's get to the next one.
And this next one is by Satan, believe it or not.
Satan gave a $100 bill so that we could play this.
And what did Satan say?
Satan said, how is your Christmas going, ghost?
It's fucking great down here.
Thought I'd give you something to make up for all the ungrateful pricks you buy presents for.
In return, see what we have to deal with in hell.
Okay, well, what is this?
What do you have to deal with in hell there, Satan?
All right, Satan requested this and threw down a $100 bill.
And what the hell is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this shit?
What is this?
What is this shit?
All right, now I know business has been a bit slow lately.
Yes, it's no one's fault, okay?
I'm not naming any names here, Moxie.
Now, does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again?
What about a car wash?
This is hell.
No one cares about cars.
This is hell.
Okay.
What about a billboard?
We can't afford a billboard, sir.
Helpful, Moxie.
Really glad you're in the room right now.
Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?
Are you kidding me?
It's worth a good time.
What is this?
A furry cartoon?
This is a cartoon from our series.
One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches.
Uh, hey, excuse me.
What's obnoxious about a super fun jingle, all right?
It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spitting bullshit.
People love musicals, sir.
Exactly, Millie.
And we're basically doing a musical.
I mean, I'm telling you, man.
You fucking guys are early age of 18 that got a fetish for cartoons.
You gotta grow up!
Okay, sir.
I'm sorry.
A commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theater.
Nobody actually likes the jingles.
I liked it.
Do not agree with him in front of me.
Hi there, what the fuck am I watching?
Pause this.
What am I watching here?
First of all, I'm not going to play 11 minutes of this.
I'm going to let this go for about three minutes and change.
And then that's it for Christ's sake, all right?
Nafara, turn it off, man.
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
You sound like you like this near Nafara A2T.
I am P. Are you sure you're not going to be able to do that?
Sounds like she jerked it off to it there, Nafara.
What else?
After lovingly killing you.
Also, once this is done, can you turn on RG?
It's past my bedtime.
Yeah, I'm sure it is, dude.
I'm sure it is.
Hey, why for fucking the air?
You can imagine my surprise when I wound up here after the state of Ohio killed me.
I really wish I could stick it to that yappy jarber who saw me hiding the body.
Luckily for you, thanks to our company's special access to the living room, we can help you take care of your unfinished.
That's right, Satan donated $100 for this, so I gotta give you a little more than three minutes.
...over when you were alive!
When you want somebody gone and you don't want to wait too long, call the immediate murder professionals!
And made of cyanide will make it look like suicide!
The immediate murder professionals...
WHAT THE FUCK- Come on!
What is this?
Hold on, what is this?
I'd rather.
I can't even fucking read that.
What the hell did you say?
I'd rather fillet my dick open than watch this.
Hey, Satan requested it.
They donated a $100 bill.
All right, here it is.
Doctor, he's not responding.
What is that?
It didn't do anything.
Damn it.
I'm not losing another one!
Holy shit, it actually worked!
He appears to be in stable condition, but he'll need surgery.
Now, what insurance provider do you freaks have?
The fuck is insurance?
Yeah, me and Dr. That's not the real sunburst unicorn.
Get out of here.
All right, what is this, Anonymous?
Especially when this is a better cartoon.
Dude, stop donating, dude.
Seriously.
I don't give a shit, dude.
Just stop donating already, all right?
You understand me?
Just fucking stop.
Jesus Christ, you fucking guys make me fucking sick, dude.
We're playing a little bit more of this in that time.
Try for free.
I'd like to go on record and say that incident was Luna's fault.
Dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target.
It's very simple.
Oh, sit on a dick, Moxie.
You shit!
Sit on a and the do your job!
Hey, now we don't blame our screw-ups on Luna, okay?
She didn't do anything wrong.
Are you kidding me, sir?
She's awful.
Hello, IMP.
Luna, fuck.
Come on.
Happy adoption anniversary, Looney.
I got you a little something.
Is it a case?
I mean, I can't believe that somebody actually wants to see this.
They paid a hundred dollar bill.
I don't want it.
They paid a hundred dollar bill to see this on Christmas.
God damn it.
Hold on, pause this.
We got Captain Hook.
What did Captain Hook say?
Would you hold it against me if I charged back my 20 bucker and did it another day?
What are you fucking talking about?
Don't be doing that shit.
I'm telling you, you do that.
I just block you from donating, period, dude.
Just ask anybody who's done it.
You don't hear from them again.
All right.
So no, I would not advise that at all.
Did you just fax me an ad for weight loss?
No.
What?
Why?
Why would anyone send me this?
Come on.
You know why.
Whoever left a fucking avocado salad in the fridge, I'm taking it because I have the worst hangover right now.
Why would you drink on a work night?
I'm hungry.
No, this is fucking horrible.
You got my lunch.
You know what?
I can't take this assault right now.
I need to blow off some fucking steam.
Litch, that clingy rich asshole is on the phone.
Says it's urgent, wants to talk to you.
Sounds a little DTF-y.
Oh, God, it was one time.
All right.
That's about it.
All right, that's about it.
None of us would have asked.
I'm done with this.
Y'all want to go and take a look at this?
Here it is.
Hell of a boss pilot, okay?
Please turn this shit off.
I'm turning it off now.
All right, here, let it go for a hook.
Who the hell donated that?
Anonymous.
Turn this shit off for 10 bucks.
All right, I'll turn it off now.
10 bucks.
Hold on, I'll play a little bit more.
Just to make it over five minutes.
All right, there it is.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Anonymous for the $10 bills.
Like, turn this shit off.
Anyway, that was requested by Satan for a $100 bill.
Cheers to Satan, by the way.
Probably not doing very well today.
Not one of his better days today.
But let's continue going, dude.
I want to fucking whip through these.
Stop donating, everybody.
Seriously, stop fucking donating.
Right when I say stop donating, here it is.
All right.
Right when I say stop donating, here we go again for Christ's sake.
Anyway, Oliver Carswell requested this and said this is Ghost Dad Reveal.
Don't talk about my fucking family, you idiot.
All right.
Don't fucking don't talk about my fucking family, you fucking dumb piece of shit.
All right, here it is.
Oliver Carswell, what the fuck is this?
Was Daddy05?
What the fuck is this shit?
What?
What do you?
I'm going to grow up.
I'm the best kid you'll ever get.
And I'm going to grow up to be better than you.
And I'm going to be the smartest and the best kid in the family.
I'm going to be better than Ryan, Jake, Emily, and Alex.
Better than the dogs.
Better than the dogs.
I got a one in the two.
Let me see it.
I got a script.
Why is it scribbled up?
You were playing games on a computer instead of doing homework?
What the fuck is this?
Instead of doing classwork, you were playing games?
Really?
Really?
No.
Wanna play games?
Let's play games, Tony.
Let's play.
Jay!
You want to play games?
Christ, are you kidding me?
Here you are.
This is fucking horrible.
Ghost Dad Reveal, are you shitting me?
You tricked me.
I don't like you.
That was the broken X box.
I don't like you.
This is yours.
I don't care.
You want me to break this one?
I don't forgive you.
I don't forgive you for what you did.
How am I feeling?
Oh, my God.
All right.
Why are you requesting this?
I won't punish you for being bad at this point.
Why are you all requesting this on fucking Christmas, dude?
All right.
Why are you all requesting this on Christmas?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
You people got a lot of fucking problems in the head, man.
A lot of fucking problems, man.
You're terrorizing me.
Stop!
Dad!
Stop!
Oh, my God, this is abuse, dude.
Stop!
Jesus Christ, this is just.
Oh, no.
Jake!
Hey, here's the autist of the family, huh?
There's the autist of the family.
Stupid idiot.
Oh, my God, dude.
Come on.
This is horrible.
Ghost Dad Reveal.
Hey, Oliver Carswell, this better not be the real you.
If you fucking requested this, what an asshole.
All right, Ghost Dad Reveal.
This is fucked up shit.
I'm glad this guy got knocked off YouTube and got charges on him.
You got charges for fucking abuse.
You scared me.
Wake up.
Fucking idiot.
That was loud.
This guy's abusing his kids for content.
Abusing his kids for content, for heaven's sake.
While we do it, thanks a bunch.
Please keep the videos coming.
I love ending the day with some daddy 05.
P.S. Can't wait for the merch.
We'll definitely be buying someone.
It's right.
All right, turn this off.
I don't think you're moving.
Oh, he kicked his kid in the balls.
What is even happening?
He just kicked his kid in the balls.
Oh, my God, dude.
This is fucked up, man.
I mean, come on.
R.I.P. Fruit Cup.
All right, that's enough.
I can't.
This is just fucked up abuse, dude.
I'm glad this guy not only was pulled off YouTube, but had charges of child abuse against him.
Because this is fucking horrible.
And that's not my fucking dad, you idiot.
Fuck you.
That better not be the real Oliver Carswell.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
All right.
Anyway, let's go ahead.
Cloudzack 1090 said, hey, ghost.
I love YouTube poops.
Thought you'd like this one.
I probably am not going to like it.
Good night, fellas.
I'm probably not going to like it, dude, because it's stupid.
But once again, what do we got?
Cloudzack 1090?
Cartoons.
Good night, fellas.
And I'm sure everybody's got their goddamn assholes puckered.
All right.
Hey, dude, shut up.
That's not what I mean by that.
All right.
That's not what I mean by that, you piece of shit.
Theodore, you okay?
Yes!
I'm all right.
I was all asleep because we went to bed and I was just having a dream.
And good night.
Oh, right.
Don't you at least have a good kiss for me?
What the fuck?
Dude, what the fuck is this?
Wow, that was quite a kiss.
You sure are a cute little thing.
Now keep your eyes closed till I say you can open them.
Lies.
I'm glad you guys are talking about this.
But you know, sometimes these things happen, and it's nobody's fault.
Death is a natural part of life.
And even though it hurts right now, we'll be able to remember all the good times we had together.
Now keep your eyes closed till I say you can open them.
This is the animal shelter.
Right.
You're right.
No pet can be the same as Cookie.
We can never replace him.
Wow.
Let's crush her.
He.
What do you think, Simon?
I'll wait outside.
Dave!
Dave!
They exploded!
What the fuck?
Dude, why are y'all doing this to me on fucking Christmas, dude?
It's fucking Christmas, man.
All right.
It's two in the morning.
I would appreciate if I had enough time right now to go hang out with Mrs. Ghost.
All right.
You know, she's already prepping the shit that we're going to have to serve tomorrow in front of the whole fucking family.
I mean, dude, just stop.
Everybody just fucking stop.
All right.
Jesus, hell.
All right.
Thomas Albin face reveal is next.
Are you shitting me?
Thomas Albin face reveal.
What is this shit?
Grinch Shout Outs00:04:45
Fucking idiot.
Fucking.
Oh, you're Thomas Alvin Fasher.
You fuck you, whoever the fuck did that, all right?
And what is this?
Oh, great.
Oh, look what it is, huh?
Look at that.
Look at this.
That's great.
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a healer.
I deserve to be pissed off.
I deserve to be a Grinch, asshole.
I deserve it.
You're a bad banana wither.
Greasy black.
I deserve to be a Grinch.
Nobody gives ghosts anything.
Nobody gives ghosts anyway, since.
Hey, ghost, remember when you lied to your fans about beating up your bullies with some cans?
It's Tanner from high school.
You didn't do shit.
We bullied your balding ass SV badge who went to Ohio University to get it.
Fuck off.
Say that.
Fuck off.
That's a lie and you know it.
I'm telling you, you guys are ruining a fucking Christmas man.
Mr. Grinch.
You're the fucking Grinches.
You motherfuckers are the Grinches, dude.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole.
This is supposed to be Christmas!
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
This is supposed to be Christmas, man!
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch.
I'm getting tired, dude.
You watch!
What?
Anything?
Says the guy that made nearly 300k this year from his fans, Oboo Hoo.
Fuck off.
I didn't.
That's not how much I made.
Shut up, idiot, alright?
Seasick crocodile.
Alright, just shut up.
All right?
Fucking asshole.
Jesus Christ.
And this is supposed to be me.
Is that it, huh?
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
I'm the Grinch.
You fucking assholes are the Grinch.
You're fucking up my Christmas.
You people are fucking up my Christmas.
That's what the fuck you're doing.
You're a three-decker sauerkraut.
Jesus Christ, and you all have the advantage to shit talk me.
Fuck you.
Jesus Christ, man.
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseous fluffy.
What a way to ruin Christmas, man, all right?
You're a crooked jockey-jockey, and you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Green.
Killing fish.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable.
Mangled up, entangled up, not you're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wassy skunk.
Jesus.
All right, I think we get this, all right, dude.
All right, 25 more seconds, and we're moving on, all right?
Jesus Christ, man.
Three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, stink, stank, stunk.
Yay, spaghetti.
Yeah, all right.
I'm not a fucking Grinch, all right?
I have every reason to be melancholy.
I've got every fucking reason to be melancholy about Christmas.
Nobody gives ghost shit.
And I wish everybody understood that, alright?
I wish everybody appreciated that shit.
All right, this next one is, who the hell requested this one?
Reviving Dead Memes.
Reviving Dead Memes requested this one.
This next one is Jesus Christ.
Did you just fucking donate to my own fucking goddamn live stream?
Here we go.
Jesus Christ.
You fucking autistic donate.
You want to hear me?
Echo.
Autistic Bitch Donations00:03:25
You fucking autistic bitches.
You fucking autistic.
You want to hear me.
Echo.
You fucking autistic bitch.
This is what you want to hear, huh?
You autistic fucks!
You autistic fucks.
Echo!
Echo!
Y'all want that repetitious shit, you fucking goddamn asshole!
You're ruining Christmas!
You're ruining Christmas!
Y'all want that repetitious shit, you fucking goddamn asshole!
You're ruining Christmas!
You're ruining Christmas!
You want that repetitious shit, you fucking goddamn asshole!
You wanna hear me sing, huh?
You wanna hear me fucking sing you autistic bitch?
You fucking got me an asshole.
You wanna hear me sing?
You wanna hear me fucking sing you autistic bitch?
You fucking got me an asshole.
Last Christmas, I gave you a mine.
You wanna hear me next day?
You gave it away, hey.
Last year, to save me from tears, and I'll give it to someone special.
This tears to save you my heart.
And I'll hear you next day.
You gave it away this year to save me from tears.
I'll give it to someone special This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special This year,
to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special This year,
to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special He gave it away this year to save me from tears.
I'll give it to someone special.
This year.
To save me from tears.
I'll give you the job one special day.
This year.
Screw all you idiots in the chat room, man.
This is Christmas.
You better pay me the fucking respect I goddamn well deserve.
Screw all you idiots in the chat room, man.
This is Christmas.
You better pay me the fucking respect I goddamn well deserve.
You goddamn right.
Pay me the respect!
This is Christmas!
Pay me the respect!
It's Christmas!
Pay me the respect!
You goddamn right!
Pay me the respect!
Pay me the respect!
It's Christmas!
Pay me the respect!
Disrespect Texas Again00:07:33
I'm not joking!
You think you better pay me the respect!
It's Christmas!
It's Christmas!
Pay me the respect!
I'm not joking!
You think you better pay me the respect!
It's Christmas!
It's Christmas!
You fucking stupid shut up bitch!
You fucking the resume!
It's Christmas!
You fucking stupid, shut up a bitch!
You fucking all!
It's Christmas!
I'm talking to all of you!
I'm talking to all of you, you fucking ah!
I'm talking to all of you!
I'm talking to all of you, you fucking ah!
I'm done with this shit.
All right, I'm done with this fucking shit.
Take this shit off!
Take it off!
Take it off!
Take it All right, take the shit out of here.
Fucking shut up!
Yeah, real funny, you asshole.
Real funny.
Reviving Dead Memes requested that son of a bitch.
And it was nothing more than a link to my own fucking show.
Let's continue, dude.
I mean, we are so backed up, dude.
I mean, this is taking me all fucking Christmas, man.
This is taking me all fucking Christmas.
We got Throwback for Christmas is the next one here, okay?
Merry Christmas, my favorite alcoholic hambone.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
What did you request?
All right, throwback for Chris Christmas.
What did you what is this?
All right, and what, Nimrod?
What the hell you want?
Thanks for the birthday wishes, everyone.
Shout out to Satan and Jesus.
I don't hold grudges against Jesus.
Merry Christmas.
Yeah, all right.
We fucking get it, you idiot.
All right, here it is.
Throwback for Christmas requested this one.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
6466524869 is the number to call here.
Once again, we were talking about serious Bashar al-Assad cracking down on the people out there by killing them in mass quantities.
And of course, the American people, the American media, nobody's giving a crap about it.
You know?
And that's just the way it is.
Anyway, we got Victor on the line.
Victor.
Victor, you there?
On the line.
Victor.
Victor, you there?
Fuck you, Texans and fuck your old starve.
Fuck that fucking alamo when it's fucking low over there.
Are you kidding me?
You actually play a song that says F Texas, you piece of crap?
Why don't you come down here to Texas?
You come down here to Texas and say that to us, you sack of crap.
We'll stop Teeth so far down your goddamn throat, you'll be able to chew the goddamn ham and cheese sandwich you had two years ago, you sorry sack of crap.
You come down here in Texas and we'll stop a damn mud hole in your ass, kick it dry, take a dirty yellow bubbly piss in it, and all your stupid four-eyed idiot ass can do is look back at me with a yellow smile about it.
That's all you'll be able to do.
I don't want any of you, any of you sacks of crap, to talk about Texas.
Do you understand what I'm talking about, boy?
I mean, we out here in Texas have the best economy in the nation.
Do you understand that?
You know that there's a lot of bad economic data coming out in the real estate market, but not here in Texas.
You want to know why?
Because we take care of business out here in Texas, you sorry sack of crap.
We take care of business out here.
And for you people to be sitting out here and disrespecting Texas is just a song about, oh, F Texas, F Texas.
Texas is the greatest state in the world.
And I want all of you sacks of crap never to forget that.
Never.
All right?
I mean, out here in the state of Texas, you know that we say the Pledge of Allegiance to Texas before we say the Pledge of Allegiance to America.
Damn right.
And that's a goddamn fact.
It's a fact.
Why don't you go down here to Texas to one of these elementary schools?
And the first pledge of allegiance that they will say is to Texas, baby.
It's to Texas.
I better calm down.
Let me tell you something right now.
I got a bad heart problem because of you sorry sacks of crap sitting over here calling me.
All right?
So don't sit over here and talk garbage about Texas.
All right.
I love Texas.
All right.
I love this state.
All right.
Damn right.
Damn right, ghost.
Let me tell you something.
You tell them about Texas.
You tell them about the Texas martyrs.
You're goddamn right, baby.
Let me tell you something right now.
You motherfuckers out here disrespecting Texas.
I guarantee you.
I guarantee Goddamn T, you wouldn't come out here and mouth off your gator talking shit about Texas right now.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
You wouldn't do it, boy.
You wouldn't be talking shit about Texas in Texas.
And that's why you Pop Tart Eating pieces of goddamn pizza pocket gargle and shit are sitting here talking garbage because you are on a fiber optically connected world that we call the internet.
And you know that ain't nothing going to happen to you as long as you're over there in the back of your goddamn computer hiding underneath your fucking dumb fat destroying whore of a mother's skirt.
You know it and I know it.
So I'm telling you all right now, don't you ever disrespect Texas again, baby.
All right, I tell you right damn now, we ain't bullshitting.
Ain't no bullshitting in Texas, boy.
We're bad motherfuckers out here.
All right, let me tell you something.
In Texas, every Texan could take a crap bigger than everybody else in the nation.
All right.
I'm not kidding around.
We crap bigger than every other goddamn citizen of every other state in the nation.
All right, we're some badass motherfuckers.
Everything in Texas is bigger.
All right.
And that includes King Ding-a-Lings, baby.
All right.
You know it and I know it.
So don't sit over here and try to deny it, boy.
Don't you try to deny it.
I mean, holy dog shit.
Texas is the greatest state in the goddamn nation.
Hands down.
All right.
Why the hell everybody out here is trying to come over here, boy?
They want to come over here because Texas is the best.
All right.
Texas is the goddamn best.
And that's all there is to it, boy.
Down Low Brother Story00:07:45
What is this?
My granny's a fuck you, dude.
Do not talk about my granny on Christmas.
Do not talk about my granny on Christmas, you piece of shit.
All right, looks, how many more of these do we got?
One, two, three, four, five, five more.
We've got five more here.
All right, and then we're done.
Thank God, fucking Christmas, for Christ's sake.
This fucking show is giving me bad gas.
All right, I got bad gas for Christ's sake.
I feel like, you know, you know, the fucking fart I'm about to take could probably light up a whole fucking home of fucking three fucking people with two kids.
I don't know.
I don't know where the third person came from.
Anyway, let's get to fan fucking here, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Fan here, okay, requested this.
Merry Christmas, ghost.
I know your family doesn't give you gifts, and you always say something about not getting gifts.
So here's $20 as a Christmas gift and a nostalgia.
All right?
Anyway, look, I'm a little discombobulated here, obviously.
Look, look, here's Evil Mirror.
Merry Christmas, Ghost.
Here's a little something for you this fine holiday.
And don't worry about sending me your autograph for me being a top donor.
Just upload a video of yourself burning it in effigy and you can save on shipping.
Dude, that's fucked up, dude.
Evil Mirror, you know, that's fucked up.
You know that?
That's fucked up, man.
All right?
Anyway, let's get to fan.
The fan requested this one here.
What is this?
Oh, man.
Let's go back to the old school, shall we?
Here we go.
Fan requested this.
Who else we got?
We got 478 in the house.
What's up?
Hey, Poogie, pull me another shot.
Ghost, baby, it's just me.
You didn't go.
Jesus Christ.
No, no, no, no.
Not you.
Not on Christmas, man.
What?
No.
No.
What?
Oh, my God.
Let me tell you, me and Pookie.
Man, Pookie made some pretty good money today.
And, you know, he got a pretty big bottle of Patron.
It's the good.
Do we need to smoke off?
I thought I was going to be.
Ghetto Capitalist, are you drunk?
I mean, you're scoring your words, for Christ's sake.
Are you intoxicated for Christmas?
Oh, God.
Go, God.
You sound it.
You sound belligerently drunk.
You sound sloppy drunk.
That's what you sound like.
You're like a disgusting, despicable, ghetto-fied, sloppy drunk.
That's what you sound like.
Yeah, that.
I mean, listen to you.
Listen to you.
I mean, I have never heard you so goddamn slobbingly in your freaking vernacular.
I've heard you ghetto in your vernacular, but not slobbingly in this fashion, for Christ's sake.
How much did you have to drink?
You need to miss a toll and we take eight news.
I don't even know, guys.
But I wanted to talk to you.
This is Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
Oh, my God, Merry Christmas.
Pookie, pull me down.
Drinking and dialing on Christmas, for Christ's sake.
I am not your girl, all right?
You don't drink and dial the true camp with your podcast.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, you must be really.
Ghetto Capital, you sound really fruity, man.
What are you smoking?
Are you sure you're smoking reefer and not smoking germ?
And it's got your wig fried like a bad firm?
Merry Christmas and happy dog.
I don't know what the fuck is going on right now, ghost.
I gave, you know, I gave my baby like four table foods and dial tap to put him to sleep.
And me and Pookie, we've just been, you know, following ever since, baby.
Oh, my.
Yeah, this is just too sick.
Do you have any shame, man?
Well, obviously not.
You're sloppy drunk.
I mean, but I mean, what's going on with you, man?
Are you smoking wet?
I mean, I don't.
I don't know, ghost.
But.
I can hear your homies.
I can hear your homies right from here, for Christ's sake.
What kind of a ghetto-fied party are you having?
Are there any chicks at the party?
Are there any chicks with tribal booty at the party by any chance?
Any chicks with tribal booty?
Let me tell you.
Let me tell you a story, ghost.
Can I tell you a story?
You listen to me real quick.
It'll only take like two minutes.
Well, we'll try to listen to you for Christ's sake.
You're slurring your words, though, man.
You sound like you're speaking another language, but go ahead.
Tell us a story.
Man, you know, we woke up this morning, and you know, Poogie's made a lot of money, so he decided to take me to Denny's.
And we were sitting there eating at Denny's.
He's like, you want to blow a job?
And of course, Ghost, I'm like, hell yeah, I want to blow a job.
And, you know, he left the table, came back, was like going to the bathroom.
And I stuck my penis to a gory hole.
Can't start, ghost.
Well, what?
What?
No, what?
I got my dick stuck in a Denny's bathroom, ghost.
I've never seen anything like that before.
Pookie got your hook up, ghost.
Oh, my God.
You know what you're listening to, ladies and gentlemen?
The Down Low Brother story from Ghetto Kaplan.
This is a Down Low Brother first-hand story, for Christ's sake.
And I can't believe that you're sharing this with us.
You are obviously inebriated for you exposing yourself as a down low brother.
How much down low brother, ghost?
I got my dick stuck in the bathroom.
Down low brothers, don't get their dick stuck in the bathroom, ghost.
What are you talking about?
Who do you think goes at the other end of that bathroom for Christmas?
It could have been a 45-year-old man with a mustache.
What the hell are you talking about?
Just like just go meet.
Let's tell our girl.
Man, I've been drinking all day, ghost.
You know, hey, let me share one more piece of information with your listeners before you let me go, ghost.
I'm afraid to even let you talk anymore because you've already fruited up the broadcast.
You have ghetto five fruited up the broadcast.
But what?
What do you have to say?
Somebody pointed out to me on Twitter today that the first of the month is on a Sunday, so I'll get my EBT recharged on Friday, ghost.
It's upcoming Friday.
You know, we've already bought like, I understand what you say about the hair balls, you're like ham.
I think ham is a sandwich meat.
You know, around here, we eat ribs.
I mean, you say that with such goddamn confidence and nonchalantness.
And I even hear Pookie's ghetto ass in the background going.
I even hear his ass in the background talking about goddamn EBT.
Hey, look, look, look, hey, bags.
Pookie, Pookie's playing Madden 2012 on the PS3 right now over the internet, ghosts.
Pookie's good at Madden.
Pookie good at Madden, ghost.
That's all I got to say.
Pookie's dad.
Just shut up.
Just sit there and shut your stupid stinking ghetto fight hole up, all right?
Jesus Christ.
You see, this is what we get, folks, with our entitlement programs here, all right?
You're witnessing it on this broadcast.
A bunch of ghetto fight jerk dicks collecting our goddamn government entitlements, sitting on their fat jelly asses, sipping on some malt liquor, all right?
Ghetto Fight Jerks00:12:13
Getting drunk on goddamn Christmas Eve and talking about his down low brother experiences to the tens of thousands of people listening broke the oil man.
I'm telling you, memories In the corner of my mind, dude, old school, dude.
We've been around for a long time.
And guess what?
2020 is around Lakona.
2020 is around Lakona.
Unfucking believable.
Unbelievable, man.
Anyway, let's move on.
Remember, we're almost done with all these here.
Let's get to Captain Hook.
Now, Captain Hook, here is your video, even though you said you're going to charge back, but I would not advise that, dude.
I would not advise that, especially after you just admitted it.
And you know, anyway, I just wouldn't advise that.
Anyway, Captain Hook, this was an actual movie and he recommends it.
Okay, what's the movie?
Put the PC shot on.
What's the movie?
In the future, after the big war, there will come a time to rebuild.
And a need for a new and special kind of soldier.
This man is carrying a loaded weapon.
Prepare to meet the next great American hero.
That's where you can live.
Are you serious?
His name is Hell Sam Hell.
Never heard of him.
Hey, look, it's Rowdy Roddy Piper.
And this is the adventure he's been waiting for.
We're gonna get him out.
And then you're this was obviously after they live.
And if anyone's got a chance in hell of rescuing the virgins from the evil clutches of Tody, it's a miracle.
The Virgins from Tony.
It's Sam.
Holy shit.
Be there for the action.
I didn't even know Roddy Roddy Piper made this movie.
I mean, this is obviously post-they live.
We're all gonna die when hell comes to frogtown.
When hell comes to frogtown, when hell comes to frogtown, oh, this is actually before they live, according to those in the chat.
Fucking hell comes to frogtown.
Oh my god.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, I never heard of that movie, but then when you hear the damn title of it, it's like, yeah, Jesus Christ.
Kind of shit is that?
Anyway, thank you, Captain Hook.
I appreciate it.
We, I had never heard of that movie.
So if you're going to be watching that and recommending it, cheers to you.
But I had no idea Roddy Piper made that movie.
Anyway, let's go ahead and continue.
We're almost done finally with these $20, $20 buckers, for heaven's sake.
This one was requested by Vote in the Ghosties.
Vote in the Ghosties.
And what the hell is this?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
Put the PC shot on.
Is this fucking Jackler?
This is some Jackler shit.
What is this?
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
What is this garbage?
Type cup to bun Captain Desi.
But what the hell, Texas?
Get this crap out of here.
Get this garbage out of here.
Get out of here.
Are you joking, Jackler?
Oh, you want me to unban Seriously Sam's son?
All right, I'll tell you what.
I'll unban Seriously Sam's son.
Somebody donate a $50 bill right now.
I'll do it.
All right, because that guy's a son of a bitch and he makes me sick.
Whoa!
$50 bill!
$50 bill!
This is for Seriously Sam's son.
Are you shitting me?
Next question: What is Ghost's favorite on stream show?
You're doing a game show on my show!
You're doing a game show on my show, for Christ's sake?
Jackler does market!
Jackler, why are you gonna screw everything up, man?
Who the hell do you think you are, Jackler, you son of a bitch, making crap like that, trying to make a mockery of my show, try to make a mockery of my inner circle, for Christ's sake?
I'm not even joking, Jackler.
You god damn it!
You son of a bitch, Jackler!
You son of a bitch!
I'm sick of you, you f ⁇ !
That's not funny, you son of a bitch!
Come on, Shackle Goblin!
You son of a bitch!
That's not that!
That's not funny!
Shut up in the chat room!
That's not funny!
That wasn't it!
Even pornos!
Shut up in the chat room!
If you all laugh at that, I'll implement Jackroom martial law, you sack of trash!
I'll implement Jack Room martial law!
That's not funny!
That's not funny, man!
What is that, a Pepe Hitler?
Oh, no!
You anti-Semitic bastard, man!
Oh, no!
Take the crap off the screen!
For Christ's sake!
Take it off the screen!
I mean, what the hell, Jackler?
For Christ's sake, man!
What the hell?
I approve this message.
Yeah, real funny, Jackler, alright?
Real funny.
Look at that.
I mean, this guy is trying to pander for a ghosties if I've ever seen it in my lifetime.
Who in here is going to vote for Jackler, by the way?
I'd like to see that.
Anyway, Jackler, you are being considered.
I'm not trying to say that you're not, but good God, all right?
Good fucking God.
All right, let's get to the next one here.
We've got Anonymous, who requested this $20, $20 and said this is a better cartoon.
We don't want to watch another cartoon, man.
You and your fucking cartoons, for heaven's sake, man.
Anonymous.
I don't know what the hell this is.
But viewer discretion.
Fucking anime pieces of shit, dude.
You fucking anime piece of shit.
I fucking hate anime, man.
Yeah, look, like, pause this shit.
Let me tell you something.
This fucking anime should be considered propaganda from Japan and should be outlawed.
All right.
I believe that this is a psychological weapon to completely put our fucking American males into the pussification mode they're in currently.
Fuckin' hate this shit.
Anybody, hey, anybody who watches this sucks a cock.
I can, I...
I guarantee you.
I guarantee you.
All right.
I ain't going to charge back, by the way.
It's very late.
Thank you, though.
All right.
Cheers to you, Captain Hook.
Thank you, dude.
I appreciate it.
All right.
And once again, I appreciate it.
Anyone who watches anime, I guarantees you, sucks a cock.
I guarantee it.
Anybody who watches this and enjoys this, they play the flesh flute.
I guarantee fucking T it.
All right.
I'm definitely voting for Jackler.
Also, Ghost.
Does someone have to send you 50 bucks before you get off your ass to unban me?
Well, dude, I didn't know you were banned.
I don't know why.
You probably said something stupid in the chat room.
But yeah, probably.
Anyway, let's continue fucking watching this stupid shit so we can just Move on for Christ's sake.
All right?
I mean, this is so stupid.
Look at how feminine the males look in this cartoon.
Look at how feminine.
I mean, you can't even tell which one's a man or which one's the female.
For I will have seen you kill.
I mean, why am I watching this on Christmas?
This is Christmas.
You know what I mean?
Christmas is when you're supposed to be doing shit you want to do.
You know, not being subjected to shit you fucking hate.
We're a trainer of the makeup of Uncle Shinitoru!
This is so stupid, dude Who watches this and why?
Huh?
Now the broad's all down with him.
Now the broad's wet.
She wants a piece.
And, of course, he runs away because he wants the man.
The fucking goonies?
Stay here.
No harm must come to you.
Who's this cunt?
Get the fuck out of here.
Are you...
You get this shit.
How fucking homo, dude?
It appears Miyabi has committed sepuku.
Coward.
I thought I smelled white plums in summer.
Yes, the heat will kill them.
Where is Katsura?
How long is this?
How long is this?
Six fucking minutes?
I'm not watching this for six minutes, dude.
Hurry up.
I'm not watching this stupid, over-feminized fucking bullshit for six minutes.
Otomo, please remember.
The iris.
It is most lovely in the rain.
I mean, I'm telling you, they're throwing this in front of prisoners at Guantanamo Bay for torture.
All right?
Who the fuck would want to willfully watch this shit?
Kenshin.
Katsura, you're alive.
I am alive, but my dreams are dead.
Chokugawa soldiers have laid waste the Choshu camp.
I fear we have lost everything.
You two must get out of Kyoto immediately and travel to Otsu.
I'll arrange a safe house for you.
You will live there as husband and wife.
They will be looking for an assassin, not a happily married man.
I will send word to you.
Now go.
Hurry.
How about if I do my own shit instead of fucking doing what you're telling me to do?
I got this fucking geisha bitch over here.
When am I gonna fucking be able to bend this broad over and give her the old in-out, in-out?
Why do I gotta go be the fucking samurai?
We'll do as he said.
And not only that, this bitch looks like she has Justin Bieber's haircut.
All right, I think I've had enough of this.
All right, we've been playing this for four minutes.
All right, great.
Yay, Spaghetti.
Yay, Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, folks, this is the absolute last $20, $20, dude, at 2.45 in the fucking morning on Christmas morning.
You know, Santa Claus is still out, you know, fucking delivering presents and shit.
Alright, we're probably gonna fucking end the goddamn show when fucking the kids wake up and like, yay, where's my present?
I want it.
Sexual Assault Pose00:06:08
Yay!
Anyway, let's get to the last video.
This video was requested by CloudZach.
Cloudzack requested this video, didn't say anything about it.
Let's play.
Let's play this shit.
What is this?
Why not just knock this guy over the head with a foreign object and blindfold him with dental floss?
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
You know, these folks, they have such energy for just eating a bowl of rice a day.
This is where the outside, it is.
It is in the middle, the outside, it is in the middle.
It is in the outside.
It is in the outside.
It is in the inner-end.
It has the damage to the rice and the rice in the inside.
It has a lot of useful ways.
And the update.
Shocking!
Shocking!
Hold on, hold on, what do we have here?
What is it with Asians and their garbage martial arts that couldn't hurt a fly?
They gotta make it overly complicated, too, for some fucking reason.
You know what, Khabib?
I hate to say I agree with you.
I've been in many of fights.
I've seen many a fights.
Never have I seen anybody fight like this.
You know, start with the fucking kung fu pose and shit.
And what is this?
Danny Keys.
Danny Keys, he says, there are five-year-olds watching your stream learning badly.
No, no fucking child should be listening to my broadcast.
All right.
No, shit, look at all this complication, man.
Why don't you just take a foreign object?
Alright, hit him over the head.
He's down, blindfolded with dental floss, and you're out of there.
You know what I mean?
I mean, give me a fucking break.
What is this?
What is this?
strategy of Pankai Noon Karate.
To the traditional Pankai Noon practitioner, the block and counter punch of modern karate seems inefficient and of questionable effectiveness.
Okay.
He foils attacks by diverting them with circular, soft, energy-efficient, and therefore rapid diversionary movements.
Oh, yeah.
Why doesn't somebody really fight this guy?
Why don't we show this guy in a real sign?
Energy towards his target, he will close and strike using weapons hardened by years of conditioning.
I mean, this is like he's grabbing him by the sack.
What the fuck kind of shit is this?
Look at this guy.
Look at it.
What I do is I kick here and I make sure to grab his bulls.
Look at him.
He's grabbing his sack.
I mean, look at that.
All right, dude.
All right.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
I mean, look at this.
This guy is grabbing his sack and then like trying to grab his face.
This is like a sexual assault.
This is like a sexual assault.
What next?
This guy going to take off his gi and be in a G-string?
All right, I'm giving this 30 minutes.
He will often grasp his opponent with talon-like fingers, making of him an anvil upon which his blows will fall.
Oh, this is such fake bullshit.
Conditioning of the fingers.
Allows devastating strikes to be delivered that more easily penetrate an opponent's guard.
Oh my god, get out of here.
Put me in a ring with this fucking little skinny fucking old man.
I'll fucking beat the living Vegeta.
This is karate technique.
All right.
Just pure brute strength.
Y'all remember Tank Abbott?
Remember, Tank Abbott came into the UFC and just started kicking people's asses that were fucking just black belts and all these other stupid fucking kung fu, mung fu, kung fu, karate, and all that shit.
And he whooped their ass.
And you know what fucking Tank Abbott was?
He was a bar brawler.
Simple as that.
A bar brawler.
And then he became the UFC champion on fucking not giving a shit and bar brawling.
I mean, that's how he won the fucking UFC title.
Sharp finger, as opposed to a blunt fist, delivers the greatest possible pressure.
Jesus Christ.
The thumb joint to the vital points in the neck, fingertips to the eyes, and the point of a well-conditioned Texas.
Now he's going to poke you in the eyes.
This is a fucking woman, must have made karate poke him in the eye, scratch him, fucking hit him with a finger in the armpit.
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, man.
No wonder the fucking Asians got imperialized.
All he had to do was throw some goddamn opium and it was over.
Millennial Humor Poke00:03:48
All right, that was it.
Y'all remember that?
All right, look, it's fucking 2:45 in the fucking morning out here on Christmas morning, okay?
Now, can we even do this?
Christ.
Especially when they're on the bottom of the city.
Oh, God.
Let's end it on a good note.
It never ends.
Jesus fucking Christ.
And who is this?
Hyperion Corporation.
Where the hell did you come from, dude?
Hyperion Corporation.
Where the fuck did you come from, man?
Jesus hell.
All right, let's move on.
I guess we got to listen to fucking the Hyperion Corporation's dono here.
What is this?
Come on, dude.
What the fuck is it?
Put the PC shot on.
This is so stupid.
This is millennial humor right here.
That's what you're listening to.
in millennial humor.
You millennials find this funny.
You're fucking spinning on your hand, waxing your tear into the shit.
You know it, and I know it.
Fuck out of here, man.
A clown boom with diet on my feet and just call a fight.
My God, I thought you were somebody juvenile on me.
I guess that was the show that did my Christmas.
I gave you my heart.
But the very next day, you gave me away this year to save me from tears.
I'll give it to someone special.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
And the very next day, you gave it away this year to save me from tears.
I'll give it to SOMEONE SPECIAL WHAT YOU DO Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
And the very next day, you gave it away this year to save me from tears.
I'll give it to someone special.
Yes.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, folks.
Anyway, I mean, why are y'all fucking up that beautiful song?
It's a beautiful song, you know that?
That's a goddamn beautiful song, man.
And you all gotta fuck it up by, you know, doing your own rendition of it like we all give to rats asses, all right?
Now, listen.
Now, what I'm gonna do here is you're gonna do one or the other, okay?
Pet Mexican Racist Bastard00:08:55
I am going to what is this?
Merry Christmas, Ghost.
It's your favorite pet Mexican.
What the fuck?
This is all that's left in my credit card.
Please accept this gift from me to you, but your videos are too expensive.
Would someone donate the rest, please, and happy Xmas.
Jesus Christ, dude.
Come on, man.
Even overweight people can really break it down, as shown in this kick-ass cartoon.
All right, you know, I'm gonna go with George Christic, all right?
You know, because, you know, he's got the $20, $20 there pet Mexican.
I don't know what the hell to tell you, dude.
I'm not a fucking flea market, okay?
You can't say, I guess, you know what?
I got $12.25, and I'll give you a $25.25 if you please play my video.
And I'll be very appreciative.
Thank you very much, Agoste.
I love you.
But please, all I got is $12.25.
That's all I got.
It's all I got here.
Can you take it and you'll play my video?
Okay, maybe I'll be watching while I'm eating my taco.
All right, let's go to George Christic here, okay?
George Christic requested this.
And what the hell did you what the hell?
Dude, what the fuck is up with you in this stupid cartoon?
What the fuck is up with this?
I must admit that your strategies are.
I mean, this is a stupid cartoon, man.
But Mega's XLR is a stupid.
What is this, Dance?
You want to dance?
Okay, we'll dance.
We're going manual.
Why do y'all keep fucking donating this stupid cartoon?
This is stupid!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Just play it!
You play all the other spaghetti videos.
Oh, Jesus.
You better be kissing Dark Me Magician Girl's ass, Pet Mexican.
You better be kissing her ass.
It's complicated.
Coop, it looks like these modifications can only be.
You better give her a tamale or something there, pet mexican.
And you have no access to the weapons array.
Don't need them.
Got a better idea?
Keep them off us for as long as you can.
What is this?
Scuffed Transformers, dude?
Scuffed ass Transformers.
I'm just getting started I need more time.
And to think that these are the people behind the damn Transformers, some fat ass and some dumb bimbo.
All right, yeah, yay, spaghetti.
Yeah, we get it, dude.
All right.
Jesus Christ, they're George Christic.
And listen, Pet Mexican, you better, you know, kiss fucking Dark Me Magician Girls Panocha or something, dude, because give me a break, dude.
All right, give me a damn break.
All right, you better get on her knees and you better, you know, clean out her clit cheese.
That's all I gotta say there, Pet Mexican, all right?
Anyway, we got the pet Mexican, thanks to Dark Me Magician Girl.
All right, Jesus Christ, are you kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Here, put the PC shot on.
The pet Mexican wanted this.
G-A-R, it's the nigger family.
We have no G-A-R, pet Mexican.
I mean, come on, pet Mexican.
These are the niggers that we love.
G-A-R, it's the nigger family.
It's the nigger family.
I mean.
I mean, come on, dude.
I mean, why the hell would you want this?
But pause this shit.
Hold on, pause it for a second.
I mean, this is the fucking, you're sitting here trying to haggle me like I'm a fucking asshole at a goddamn flea market.
You're sitting over here trying to haggle me so that you could play this.
Fucking hell, play a little bit more of this stupid shit.
Breakfast is served.
Look, hun.
My sister just had another baby.
Look at this little bundle of joy.
She's got those nigger lips.
I know.
Oh, my God.
Tim's still asleep.
I think so.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
Morning, Dad.
Good morning.
You know, Tim, we're having a dinner party tonight.
I trust you'll be here.
Oh, I can't.
I have my first big date with Jenny Halstead.
Jesus Christ.
Can you believe this?
Oh, my God.
No, Daddy, that's his name.
Timmy Nigger.
Oh, of course.
That nigger.
He's a very good athlete and so well spoken.
That family's going places.
I mean, we're rich.
They're nigger rich.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
Pause this shit.
I mean, come on, pet Mexican.
This is what you wanted to haggle me down for like I'm some fucking asshole at the swap meet trying to give you some fake Jordans and shit.
This is what the fuck you wanted to fucking play for Christ's sake.
Oh my god.
Just play a little bit more of this shit.
It's crystallized.
And it's my favorite family to deliver milk to.
The niggas.
Hey!
Hey!
Something sure smells good.
You niggas cooking?
Oh my god.
I mean, this is horrible.
None for me.
I know better than to get between a nigga in their park.
I get my fingers bit.
Here you go.
Oh, my God, dude.
This is horribly racist.
I'm sobbing about this.
Horribly racist.
You didn't pay your bill last week.
And I know how forgetful you niggas are when it comes to paying deals.
Golly, Clifton, it slipped my mind.
Here you go.
Sorry about that.
Oh, nigga, please.
Niggas, please.
Oh, my God.
Come on.
I have a hot day for you.
I mean, Pet Mexican, come on.
Peace, nigga.
Oh, my God.
Jesus fucking Christ, Pet Mexican, you fucking sick, fucking racist bastard.
Niggas?
Is this what you watch, Pet Mexican?
Table.
Stevenson, party one.
Table five, please.
Bon appetite.
Nigger, party two.
Nigger, party two.
Look at him, Jack.
Just because we're color didn't mean we came out here to be disrespected, okay?
Uh, we're the nigger family.
Oh, my God.
Hi, Clifton.
Oh, well, hello, little nigga.
Oh, come on.
These are the niggas I was telling you about.
Are you the nigga that broke the bottle over Ronnie's head at the dice game?
No, not that nigga.
The nigga from work, the meal crowd.
Oh, okay.
Have a nice meal.
I bet you'll get the finest table the niggas ever got in this restaurant.
Oh, dude, this is horrible, man.
This is fucked up.
This is fucked up shit, man.
Oh, Lord.
This racism is killing me inside.
Put your dinner party face on.
Hello.
Well, you must be the wet backs.
It's Sanchez.
The what?
Don't call us wet backs, nigger.
We find it offensive.
What the fuck am I watching, dude?
I'm just kidding.
We are the wet backs.
What the fuck?
Wait till we tell the Jews.
You're one crazy nigger.
All right, there it is.
There it is.
All right, Pet Mexican.
I hope that you're happy, all right?
All right.
Felice Navidal.
All right.
How you like that?
Okay, Felice Navidal.
All right.
Wet Backs Insults00:06:45
Now, what I'm going to do is I'm going to leave this up to you, dude.
It's fucking Christmas Day, Christmas morning.
Okay?
Now, I may just fucking end this son of a bitch here, or I can finish with the shout-outs on the forum post and possibly do prank.
Dude, it's three in the fucking morning.
What are you talking about?
I could probably call the date line, okay?
Shout out.
Look, shout-outs or date line.
Let's put it that way.
One for shout-outs, two for the date line.
Okay, how about that?
All right, because it's fucking late, dude.
I got a fucking whole family shit I got to do tomorrow.
Fucking morning and day and night and shit.
All right.
So give me a break.
All right.
We got one, one, two, two, two, two.
Oh, whoa.
Everybody wants to hear the date line.
Two, two, two.
Everybody wants to hear the fucking date line for Christ's sake?
All right.
Well, let's go ahead and do it.
All right.
The people have spoken here, okay?
The people have spoken.
So let's go ahead and call the date line.
Let's do it right now because I think I can do this without even having to fucking kind of go away from the broadcast here.
Let me go ahead and call up the let me call up the date line.
I bought new minutes.
So for all you folks that are wondering, hey, Ghost, did you buy minutes?
You damn right I did.
All right, so we're freshly packed with minutes.
Let me go ahead and call this here.
Here's Gino.
I was just about to call.
Look at Gino.
Look at this.
Mostly showing for the music.
Also better than shitty Star Wars.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I was just about to call.
Did you see that?
We got Geno X 1987 that, you know, fucking rolled up with a $20.20 bucker, man.
All right.
I mean, hey, hey, hey, don't blame me.
It's fucking Geno X 1987 over here, dude.
So don't blame me.
All right.
I was just about to do some damn date line.
So let's see what Geno X 1987 has requested for a $20.20 bucker here.
All right.
Now, you said that mostly showing for the music, but it's better than Star Wars.
All right, here it is right here.
Put the PC shot on.
Geno X 1987 requested this.
Is this Paul Oakenfold?
All right.
Tron Legacy.
This is a Tron movie.
I didn't get to see the new Tron movie, the newer, updated one.
I like the old 80s one.
But who knows?
Uh-oh.
Oh, it's time to get hype on Christmas morning, baby.
Yeah.
Y'all hear it?
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants.
Yeah, I didn't fold there, baby.
Ready, steady, go!
Yeah!
And of course, Geno would like a little bit of this, right?
like this.
I'm telling you, man, what is everybody think?
a little bit of a Paul Oaken fold up in here that was requested by Geno X 1987 baby and shut up You can't hear the Home Depot theme, dude.
Shut the fuck up about that shit.
Dude, I gotta go check out the new Tron movie.
I know it was in 2010.
I just didn't want to ruin the first movie in the 80s, which rock, by the way.
But I'm looking at this in this video.
I kind of want to watch a little trauma man.
I kind of want to watch it dude.
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Yes! Yes!
YES!
I should fucking... I should sing to this and shit.
Once again, this was requested by Geno X1987 and dude.
Shut up about the Home Depot in the chat room, dude.
Seriously, just shut it up.
Jesus Christ.
Now, this doesn't look bad, dude.
I'm looking at the this new Tron stuff.
It looks pretty cool.
Gotta go check it out.
We gotta go check this shit out.
But I gotta keep remembering this is Christmas.
Christmas time, baby.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me go ahead and end this here.
Thank you, Geno X1987.
This isn't a bad song.
I actually like Paul Old Control.
You know?
T-Stow.
Y'all like T-Stow?
A couple other fuckers that I like.
They're not too bad.
All right, we're gonna end it there.
Thank you very much, GenoX1987.
And look, we're gonna go ahead.
We're gonna do the date line.
Now, I don't know who the hell's gonna be on here, dude.
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Nobody's on.
And please, that's interesting with you.
I mean, nobody's on black female in a huge scenario.
What do you want me to do?
You know what?
Turn this shit off.
All right.
That's it.
All right.
Forget it.
This didn't work.
All right.
It's too late.
You know, nobody wants nobody wants a decent phone banging session.
All right.
I don't know why.
It's fucking, it's Christmas morning.
You would think that, you know, you'd want a decent jerk or a fingering session before the family gets there so you can actually feel a little loose or something.
But obviously, that's not the case.
So anyway, without any further ado, I guess I'm obligated to do some fucking shout outs.
All right, even though I don't really want to do them, but here we go, okay?
We're going to do some forum shout-outs here, and then I'm getting the hell out of here, dude.
It's already fucking three, fucking 15, 16, 20, whatever the hell it is.
We came together as a community and made you a Christmas card.
This is actually very sweet, even though most of you on here were, you know, saying a bunch of bad shit.
But I'm glad that somebody gave me something, and I really do appreciate it.
Thank you very much for the Christmas card.
All furries are man children.
GX, Merry Christmas.
Found some Spurgs on Steam.
What are you talking about?
Found some Spurgs.
Princess Tess from South Finland.
Oh, good God, fucking furry freaks, for Christ's sake.
All right.
Stay calm and respect all ships.
Oh, jeez.
Are they doing that in games now?
What's going on, Twilly Atkins?
GX in the chat.
Merry Christmas, ghosts, and thank you for doing your show.
And I hope that you're having a wonderful time.
If you don't mind, would you please take the time to give a shout out to the archive I put together from True Conservative Radio through the Ghost Show?
Not bad.
Here it is right here.
Is this it for real?
Well, no shit.
Take a look at that.
Oh, man.
Take a look at that.
Jesus Christ.
Cheers to Twilly Atkins.
That's pretty damn good.
Anyway, I've also been in the kitchen all day preparing food for Christmas Day, just baking my batch of chocolate Christmas cookies, and then I'm more or less done.
Take a look at this.
A little chocolate chip, little chocolate cookies there.
Oh, that's pretty cool there.
Merry Christmas there, Twilly Atkins.
Flaming Creations, Merry Christmas, Ghost, and thank you for doing a show tonight.
Cheers, GX.
And let's take a look at some of your festivities.
Nice Michael Myers mask.
And take a look at that Christmas tree, huh?
Not bad, not bad.
Take a look at that Christmas tree.
Cheers there, man.
I appreciate it.
Donald J. Trump, Ghost, you're a loser.
Yeah, fuck you.
That ain't Donald Trump.
All right, fuck off.
Rump Roast, GX.
Merry Christmas, Ghostler.
How does Santa enter the house in Mexico?
He comes through the Chibichanga.
It all keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.
Ray is best girl.
Jesus Christ.
All right, look, I'm going to do a couple more fucking shout-outs.
I'm playing that, and I'm getting the hell out of here, dude.
Give me a fucking break.
I can't keep going all night.
This is fucking Christmas, dude.
All right.
And what is this?
Herschel and the Hanukkah Goblins.
Wait a minute.
Herschel and the Hanukkah Shekel Goblins?
You fucking piece of shit.
You know what I mean?
You fucking piece.
I'm not even clicking on this one, you idiot.
Fuck off.
All right, Raptorade 76, Ghost.
GX made some art.
Sun Doc Moonman 2020.
And here's his artwork.
Raptorade, Merry Christmas.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it, dude.
We got Juicy Giblet caught you in the act.
What the hell are you talking about?
Caught me in the act.
What the fuck?
What the hell is that me, Alma Grinch?
Yeah, all right, whatever.
All right, fucking asshole.
Crazy YouTube Ninja.
Hey, ghosts, Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Two days ago, I celebrated the holidays with my friends by going to Diker Heights, Brooklyn, which is known for having their houses elaborately decorated during the holidays.
Here's some of the gorgeous houses we saw.
Hope everyone out there has a great Christmas and happy Hanukkah if anybody celebrates that.
P.S. I'm also celebrating Christmas by having a big juicy prime rib roast, dude.
We're having a whole bunch.
We're having like two of them tomorrow on top of a bunch of other stuff.
Or I should say today with garlic, mashed potatoes, corn, cauliflower, and homemade cheese sauce with baked ziti with meatballs.
Jesus Christ.
No shit.
Look at this.
Look at that.
That's a Christmas spirit right there.
That's beautiful.
Take a look at that.
Take a look at that.
That's a Christmas spirit.
That looks awesome, dude.
Cheers to that.
Look at that.
That looks awesome, man.
You got to love the Christmas spirit.
It's Christmas Day for Christ's sake.
I can't even believe it.
All right.
Who else do we got here?
We got Yo Little Ghostie.
You know how you said you were a machine?
Are these the type of machines you're talking about?
Yeah, fuck off, asshole.
All right.
Fuck off.
All right.
Real funny, you dickhead.
Here's the fruit bowl pettis.
Pettis.
Merry Christmas, ghost, and have a very happy birthday to Nimrod.
Is this who Nimrod is?
Yeah.
All right.
We get it, dude.
All right.
I think people get it.
All right.
Stop trying to harsh everybody's mellow.
91% GX.
Do you think Donald Trump is getting impeached?
Helps or hurts his chances, dude.
Hands down, Trump 2020 all day.
That's why the Democrats are legitimately ruining our institutions of government and are filing these stupid, fucking bogus illegal articles of impeachment.
Stevie Stink versus Sup, old man.
Merry Ghostmas, by the way.
Just wanted to ask: since you said one time you like Bowie's Let's Dance album and you said you always like 80s music, what's your opinion on Bowie's album, Lever Let Me Down?
It's all right, dude.
All right, I love your How to Coomb in a Hugh Schooler as a Boomer by Dr. Garble.
Glad you recommended it to me for a while.
I didn't fucking recommend nothing.
Shut up, goopy.
All right.
Anyways, Stephen Stinkyverse.
It's all right.
Hashtag no gifts for ghost.
Merry Christmas, Ghostler.
Here's a bunch of gifts for you.
And burn down to the ground.
Like that real funny asshole.
Real fucking hilarious.
Look at that.
Oh, yeah.
And they all burned down.
Yeah.
Yeah, fuck you.
We got Widow Killer.
Merry Christmas, Ghost.
Here are some ornaments you should have on your tree.
Yeah, no shit.
No shit, man.
MAGA!
Trump 2020, baby.
Trump 2020.
You're damn right.
Make liberals cry again, Trump 2020.
Have yourself a MAGA little Christmas.
Yeah.
Hey, what is this, McCaffey?
Hey, ghost, Merry Christmas.
What do you think about this creep?
Who the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
Want age 25 to 70 to come over and jack off in my model train room.
Mutual touching and stuff, but nothing more than that.
I'm not gay.
It is a HO scale.
Then after you finish, you can stomp around and kick the trains and buildings like a monster.
Don't break them.
They're my sons.
We can do this until 4 a.m. until we get tired.
Also, I have lots of imitation crab meat in the freezer that I need to get rid of.
So you can have a bunch of that when you leave.
It's perfectly good.
We just got too much.
Dude, Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
What do you want me to say to that?
Anyway, Bob Tom, GX, what's up, ghost?
Merry Christmas.
Here's a picture I took earlier today.
It's my living room and making it festive before I put all the Christmas presents underneath the tree.
Also, a picture of my cat Ben.
He's still hanging in there from what I was told years ago when I got him.
He was born on Christmas Eve, at least from what I was told.
So that means his birthday is today and it'll probably be his last.
That sucks, dude.
But hey, he's still kicking, and that's good, dude.
And, you know, we had to talk about that some shows ago.
So let's see his little cat, dude.
Look at that cat.
Still kicking, dude.
Still kicking.
All right.
Make sure to hold him and, you know, and appreciate him, dude.
Anyway, suck duck for quack.
Hey, ghost, Merry Christmas.
I decided to throw a Christmas party in my speakeasy.
So I uncaged my slave to tend to the bar.
He started acting up in front of all my guests, so I began to think, what would ghosts do?
I proceeded to beat him like a mule.
All right, dude, get the fuck out of here.
What is this?
Whatever.
Green pill, Gary.
What's your favorite club?
Mine's two iron because I can use it to drive as good as a wood.
Can you play the short game with it?
And it's not a loft to get any out of it.
It's not lofty enough to get out of a sand trap.
I shoot a par at 18-hole par 72 with just a two.
Okay, yeah, sure you do, dude.
All right, sure, you fucking do.
Anyway, Poopter Griffin here.
Trump is uncucked.
GX in the chat.
I like to ask rape women.
All right, fuck off, you idiot poopter griffin, you fucking fruit bowl.
Hambone have it.
GX, Merry Christmas, ghosts.
Have a happy new year.
Is this what happened when you got tired or when you tried, excuse me, when you tried to get to your neighbor's party?
Fuck off, dude.
They never invited me, okay?
So it is what it is.
Reverend Snar, Merry Christmas, figure 13013.
A Mexican nativity scene?
Oh, dude, are you fucking shitting me?
A Mexican Nativity scene?
That's fucked up, dude.
All right, that's fucked up.
Take this shit off.
That's fucking horrible, dude.
All right, we got Cannes Abuser, and cheers to Can's Abuser.
I got to it.
I saw that card.
Cheers to you and everybody else.
Cheers to Dark Me Magician Girl, even though she, you know, I don't know, she's acting like a bitch or something.
Cheers to all you guys, man.
Seriously, all right?
Swedish capitalist, Merry Christmas, ghosts.
Praise Baby Jesus from Sweden.
And what is this?
Swedish women raped by refugee refuses to report it because she feels sorry for him.
Oh.
All I want for Christmas is to sniff a stallion's greasy Smegma and potent horse a steam.
Coyote must sent who gives a shit.
Why would you even donate that like we can?
Dude, you're a sick fuck, dude.
You're a sick asshole.
And I can't believe it for Christ.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Victim sympathizes with rapists.
Yeah, that's what's happening.
That's what's happening, good old fucking the EU, dude.
Here's a Dark Me Magician Girl.
Look what I got for Christmas.
Are you black?
Are you black?
I didn't realize you were black.
Hell yeah.
You learn something new every day.
And take a look at this.
This is a Coomer dress.
Let me tell you something.
If any woman really legitimately wore that, they would probably be a rape victim.
I'm not even joking around.
A fucking Coomer dress?
All right, we got Seriously Samsung, GX Taco Tuesday on Christmas Eve.
If this isn't me, Magic, I don't know what is.
And look at this.
This me pona fide looking at a fucking Taco Tuesday, you fucking freak.
And of course, I'm the Grinch, right?
I'm the fucking Grinch because I'm the one that's going to have to go out and feed everybody and give everybody gifts tomorrow and all this other shit.
I'm a machine, GX.
I'm disappointed with you selling out your inner circle ghost or your inner circle ghost, excuse me.
And also shout out Spermy the Cat.
Yeah, real funny.
And what is this?
Whites only.
Dude, that.
Here's Keem Scares.
GX, hey, ghost.
Merry Christmas, you lazy fat bitch.
Also, fuck you for hanging out with your inner autist instead of the Chad Chat.
Dude, fuck you.
You hate the inner circle because you ain't in there.
And what is this?
Hitler fish?
Yeah, fish Hitler.
Real funny.
Did somebody put a marking to this poor fish?
Did somebody take a goddamn Sharpie and put this on this poor fucking fish?
And there's the Kumar, for Christ's sake.
And I don't know.
Is that a crying Jewish man?
I don't know what the hell that is.
We've got Jackler.
What's up, GX?
It's not just the end of the year.
It's the end of the decade.
Onwards to 2020.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
Cheers to Jackler, dude.
Thank you very much, man.
All right.
And we'll see what happens at the ghosties.
Right.
Once again, I'm going to be broadcasting New Year's Eve.
We're going to see what happens on the Ghosties.
All right.
Anyway, Cochino, GX, have a crazy Kwanzaa ghost.
I'm not celebrating Kwanzaa, you asshole.
Bo, turns out meme magic alert dono is true.
I just tuned in.
I just tuned out of their updates on pets because they have overused as a rare trophy.
I even struggle to find some actual functional pets.
Are you talking about RuneScape?
This is what's happening on RuneScape, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, who the fuck plays on RuneScape?
What the fuck is this?
Cut myself laughing.
Ghost show in a nutshell.
Dude, you're a fucking asshole.
You know that?
You're a fucking asshole.
And fuck you for even suggesting something like that.
We got Seymour Butts.
Merry Christmas, Ghost.
Blue Texas won't be in 2020, but it'll happen.
Yeah, right.
All right.
Fuck off.
Hakaruka Takahashi.
Merry Christmas.
Every pony and happy heart swarming Eve and happy new year.
I even love you, my group buddies, Cute Ghost, every pony who's listening to Cute Ghost and watch him and new MLP FIM movie coming.
All right, great.
All right.
Yay, spaghetti.
All right, that's Twilly Atkins in the old days, for Christ's sake.
What the hell is this?
Ghost did my lame scare.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
GX found you at the clan meeting.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Some asshole that's a midget that's obviously in a wheelchair has the audacity to wear a goddamn bed sheet over his head.
That better be for something else other than the clan.
We got Doki Doki Jihad GX having a Christmas by myself this year because all my family lives in South Africa.
Jesus Christ.
And what is this?
I shouldn't be like this.
I should be like this.
All right.
Whatever.
All right.
Don't forget what Christmas is truly about.
What is that?
Charles Manson?
Dude, you guys are idiots.
Here it is once again.
A GX Kans abuser again.
What is that?
Oh, look at that.
Tired Fucking Donations00:08:06
He put some tinsel around the virtual Christmas card that you guys gave me, dude.
Oh, man.
That's great.
Cheers to Kansas Amuser.
Meme Magician, GX to the end of this decade.
You're goddamn right there, meme magician.
You're damn right.
Anime dude, Merry Christmas, ghost.
I hope you got something special for the holidays.
My little brother got an Xbox One.
Are you fucking kidding?
Why?
But the games kept crashing for no apparent reason.
That's what I'm saying.
Why?
Everybody knows that PC is the master race when it comes to gaming.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have?
We got Nefara 822, GX, and Merry Christmas.
Yeah, there you go.
Fucking bathrobe, Dwayne.
Real funny, dude.
Real funny.
Miss a K, complete communist takeover of the ghost show.
We, the workers, demand at least one free video share for every fuck.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck off.
Jesus Christ.
Here's the happy merchant.
GX, Merry Christmas and Ghost 2024.
Is this the Coomer with Epstein?
It's the fucking Coomer with Epstein, for Christ's sake.
And who the hell is this?
I've never even heard of this guy.
Luis Felipe, Quintanilla.
I don't get it.
Where's this at?
I don't understand.
Santa Clara, but I don't even know what the fuck that means.
Oh, dude.
Ah, dude.
I don't need to say anything.
Okay.
I don't need to say anything.
And what is this?
What is a menorah?
A goblet used in a wedding ceremony?
A cabalabra with eight branches used for Hanukkah?
Or an old-fashioned Easter basket?
All right.
All right.
And who the hell?
Who the hell just donated for Christ's sake?
What is oh, Captain Autism?
What the hell is it now?
Type hard to deny Hakaruka a Merry Christmas.
All right, dude.
I'm getting tired of your fucking, you guys, and your fucking drama.
All right.
You guys and your fucking drama.
All right.
I'm only going to do a couple more of these and I'm moving on.
All right.
Happy Hanukkah ghost.
Yeah.
All right.
Fuck off.
All right, pylons.
All right.
Fuck off.
All right.
You fucking keep calling me a Jew.
So what if I was Jewish, you anti-Semitic prick?
And there's Distillen.
Good day, Ghost.
You good cunt.
Christmas has pretty much come and gone here already.
So Merry Christmas and hope it's a good damn show.
And don't forget to vote Distilling for Capitalist of the Year.
And who the hell is this?
Anyone who runs is naughty.
Anyone who stands still is well disciplined and naughty.
All right.
Well, that's not funny.
That's actually rather harsh.
We got remember the Alahomo GX.
Caroline asked me to give you this.
Dude, that's a horror.
That's fucking disgusting.
Look at this shit.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
For Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
We got monkey noises.
Me and my girlfriend wish you a Merry Christmas.
Well, Merry Christmas to you and your girlfriend, dude.
Cheers to you and your girlfriend.
Hope you have your Merry Christmas.
Hoping you're getting a little.
Anyway, we got Spermy the Cat.
Cheers, but Merry Christmas.
Here's Colonel Transisco.
Hey, ghost, Merry Christmas.
While enjoying some eggnog and watching a recap of Hannity Interview in the Dawn, I opened up a present early and dressed my pug in his new sweater.
Look at that, Popker.
Look at that little pupper there.
Look at that.
And not a bad watch, by the way.
It's a badass watch.
And look at that tree.
Now, that is a nicely decorated big tree there.
Cheers to Colonel Transisco.
Thank you very much, dude.
I appreciate it.
Let's move on here.
We've got Bannigers.
Here's a pic with me and my friends.
We had a couple of beers today.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
I don't even know who the hell that is.
And what the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
Hey, racist alt-rider.
Whiteness will be completely disconstructed at this century.
I will make sure of it.
And, you know, how the hell did you get beat?
Did you get beat by, you know, brother man over there?
And I'm not clicking whatever the hell that is.
I'm not clicking whatever the hell that is.
And we already said that, idiot.
Sneakiest chameleon.
Merry Christmas to the trolls.
Fucking Home Depot asshole.
All right.
Edgar Crimson.
Merry Christmas, Trolls and Ghost.
And yeah, whatever happened to Malik Obama?
You know, whatever happened to that son of a bitch.
I don't have a damn Twitter anymore, so it doesn't matter.
Texas History Teacher GX, I proposed to my girlfriend tonight and she said yes.
Hope you and the entire ghost family have a great Christmas.
Well, congratulations, man.
We got a lot of good stuff happening here.
Cheers to you there.
Hopefully it lasts and you have a great marriage and have a good life with that woman.
Mr. Japanese feeder GX and Mary Trump miss.
Hope that you hope your president won vote in.
All right.
We'll win, dude.
All right.
We'll win.
What the hell?
I don't even know what these images are that you're posting here.
But let's move on.
All right.
Bathrobe Dwayne, GX.
And of course, this has something racist connotation doing with a monkey.
I don't even want to.
I don't even want to know, for Christ's sake.
And what is this?
Ricardo Milos, Bill Cosby, Ghost Dad.
I feel bad for Bill Cosby.
I'm going to tell you that right now.
Anyway, we got Peanuts, 3788.
Hey, Ghost, very excited to play Ghost Come Kart.
The fuck is this shit?
All right, I'm fucking done, dude.
All right.
R-Master, happy holidays.
Merry Christmas is what you tell me, R-Master.
All right.
Sunburst Unicorn.
Hey, ghost, Trump 2020.
I see these losers are trying to get me banned.
I'm here laughing with the family, drinking some fine wine.
Anyway, ghost, have a happy Hanukkah shalom.
All right, that's it.
I'm done.
I'm done with the fucking shout outs.
I've got one more $20, $20, excuse me.
And then once I play this, I'm fucking out of here.
It's going to be four in the fucking morning on Christmas morning.
I've got to get up and make all kinds of arrangements for people that are going to be here in a few hours.
So let's see what Annan Philly requested.
This is the last $20, $20.
And Annan Philly said, it all keeps tumbling down, down, tumbling down.
Ray is best girl.
What the fuck does that mean?
What are you talking about?
Oh, Jesus.
Canan.
All right.
Listen, no more donations, you fucking dickheads.
I'm not fucking joking around.
No more fucking donations.
I'm fucking tired.
I got a fucking whole Christmas I got to set up for fucking tonight.
For this morning.
I mean, these people are going to come here this morning.
Sunburst Unicorn requested this $20, $20 here.
And what is this?
What the fuck is this, dude?
What is this?
Are you fucking...
Dude, come on, man!
Oh, what the fuck?
You fucking piece of shit.
You fucking piece of shit.
All right, that's it.
Fuck you.
How dare you fucking do this to me on a fucking Christmas?