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July 23, 2021 - True Capitalist Radio
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The Ghost Show 126

Ghost dominates The Ghost Show 126 by condemning Nancy Pelosi for treason over withheld impeachment articles, labeling Democrats "anti-American scum" while praising Trump's economic record and USMCA deal. He defends his integrity against chat accusations of being a sellout or webcomic, rants about toxic viewership, and critiques offensive viewer videos ranging from racial slurs to homoerotic content. Ultimately, the broadcast blends aggressive political commentary with metal music, art discussions, and heated confrontations over perceived disrespect. [Automatically generated summary]

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Let's Do This Shit 00:02:00
Okay, let's do this fucking shit.
Man, ha, ha, ha, ha.
That's right, folks.
It's episode 126 of the Ghost Show.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And I'd like for everybody to please spread this show around the internet and throughout the world.
We've got a lot of things to talk about today, folks.
And this is some serious business.
All right.
Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi is wiping her fucking dirty dairy air with the Constitution.
Huh?
Impeachment First 00:14:56
They voted on impeachment yesterday.
And now, Plastic Face Pelosi, she doesn't want to send it to the Senate.
She doesn't want to send it to the Senate.
And I'll tell you why and a bunch of other things on this episode 126.
The Ghost Show is in the house.
So go ahead and spread it around.
Spread it around.
Thank you very much for the folks that are already tuning in.
I'm looking at you in the chat room.
What's going on?
I see all the GXs in the chat, baby.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
And look, I got a couple of people in here saying I'm late.
I'm not late.
I'm right on time.
All right.
Go ahead.
Take me out, Engineer.
Take out the music there.
Thank you very much, folks.
And thank everybody for tuning in with me already.
I appreciate it.
Whoa!
Unlike a boss, Anonymous comes in right at the beginning with a $100 bill.
Cheers to Anonymous, making it rain like a boss.
Thanks for the show.
Hey, dude, whoever the hell Anonymous is for that $100 bill, thank you very much, man.
Cheers to you.
Okay, cheers to you, my man.
Whoever the hell that was.
And then, of course, that's followed up by Hammy the Damn fucking recap pig.
Thomas Albin smashed the record for his longest broadcast.
Yeah, you're damn right.
Nine-hour show, the last show.
No, we're not going for a new record on tonight's show.
No, we're not doing that tonight, dude.
All right, do not even go there.
Anyway, cheers to whoever was anonymous, man.
$100 bill.
Thank you for chilling with us.
And thank you for that tremendous gratuity, to say the least.
Anyway, I want to go ahead and get right into the nitty-gritty here, folks, because we need to start talking about some things here.
All right, we've got the Democrats on top of them pulling off this illegal impeachment on a duly elected president and robbing this president of due process and a fair trial in the House of Representatives.
Yesterday, folks, the House voted to impeach, and no Republican, not one Republican voted on the side of the Democrats.
On the contrary, you had three Democrats that were completely against it.
I mean, one Democrat out of New Jersey is going to switch parties because he can't believe how criminalistic and how anti-constitutional the Democrats have become.
So I'm telling you right now, folks, I don't know how the hell the Democrats are getting away with this.
All right.
I don't know how they're getting away with this without American people rising up and getting pissed off.
And as far as I'm concerned, Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi needs to be in jail.
She needs to be in jail because yesterday, folks, they voted on impeachment.
And because the House of Representatives is dominated by Democrats, they were able to go ahead and push these two articles of impeachment.
And folks, we talked about the articles of impeachment.
The first one, a very vague, a very abstract, what is it?
What is it?
Abuse of power.
Abuse of power.
Yeah, a mundane Santa.
All right.
Yeah, you know, Coral eventually turns into diamonds, baby.
All right.
No, I sent Ram Ranch twice the other night.
Yeah, I know.
It is dumb.
Us and the proud boys with other patriots will keep standing against the leftists.
Damn right.
Antifa already doxed me, but IDC law.
Well, you know, Antifa, you know, they're resorting to very desperate measures because they're anti-American trash.
But let me go ahead and explain why I believe Nancy Pelosi, plastic face Pelosi, needs to be thrown in jail.
Yesterday, they voted for articles of impeachment.
First article, abuse of power, very abstract.
As a matter of fact, every president, at least in recent memory, has abused their power in one way or another.
So if they're going to apply this abstract article, we could apply that to anybody.
And who's this?
Fuck Donald Trump.
Yeah, fuck you.
All right, fuck you.
Let me explain to you, idiots, how this impeachment means nothing.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
It happened.
Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi.
The President Party is about to blow an election by pissing off flyover countries.
You're damn right.
Chuck, kick the American people.
You're damn right.
Get over here and rig the election.
Yeah, you're damn right.
Whoever the hell Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi is, you're damn right.
I mean, what they're doing, what the Democrats are doing is political suicide.
But they're hurting the country.
Schiff announced he was going after Vice President.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Lone Star, I can't believe that.
Can somebody find a 10-year-old boy in the closet of Adam Schiff already?
I know it's there.
Okay, I know it's a somebody's got to find it and expose it because this fucking creep needs to be put down to size.
I mean, this guy is a completely disgusting individual that is proven that if some guy that is the head of some committee in Congress has you on his crosshairs, he can, look, if he could deprive the president, if he could deprive the president of due process and a fair trial, what can some scumbag like this do to you if you were on his or her crosshairs?
I mean, that's how dangerous this is, okay?
But anyway, yesterday the Democrats passed the articles of impeachment.
Like I said, the first article is a very vague abuse of power.
And the second article is obstruction of the House.
And What makes that fucking article bogus is that the House rushed this whole process and they made it completely unfair to the Republicans and the House of Representatives.
All right, aside from not allowing the Republicans to cross-examine all these stupid, dumb, idiot witnesses that ended up kind of mumbling and stumbling themselves into illegitimacy.
Aside from that, they didn't allow the president due process or any kind of a fair trial.
I mean, this is a government, right?
We're supposed to be innocent until proven guilty.
It's wild seeing liberals in the mainstream heel kicking thinking Trump is over and out of office to be able to do it.
I know.
When in reality, it's a very dangerous time for the Democrats to be able to do it.
It is a Tijuana genius.
It is a very dangerous time, is right.
And that's why I'm calling for Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi to be in jail.
Go shut up.
All right.
Look, we're talking serious here.
This is a serious time in American history.
The American people are pissed, ghost Unfortunately, you're only gonna be able to witness that If you watch a right-leaning TV channel Yeah, unfortunately is right You're absolutely right.
Associated Press is also a decent source, but the majority of them are lip turds because money.
No, I don't think it's because of the money, Black Worm.
I sincerely think it's not about money.
Nancy Pelosi is pretty hot, I think.
Yeah, you would, Pettis.
You fucking would, you sick bastard.
I don't think it's about money, folks.
I think it's about a few things here.
If you just let me fucking talk, and here's the lulz.
You think this is bad?
There's some soy boy named Dominius, what is it, Sunburn Unicorn, Sunburst Unicorn, that is laughing about Trump being impeached, but pretending he's right or die with Trump.
Well, you know, it's a troll, all right?
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is this: I think it comes down to the fact that the Democrats and the media don't like America.
Okay?
I mean, did you see all the pompous media assholes celebrating the impeachment for Christ's sake?
And the reason is, and what is this?
I think he fucks little boys here for sure.
Here's the link.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm telling you right now, I'm telling you right now, Lone Star, something needs to happen to Adam Schiff as far as exposing him for who he is.
But let me get down to why the media and the Democrats don't like America because they have an elitist perspective on the world.
They believe people in medical, excuse me, middle America, Midwest, are nothing but a bunch of backwards hicks.
You know, it goes back to Obama.
Remember when Obama made that claim that folks in the Midwest go to their guns and their Bibles in a kind of facetious manner?
I mean, this is how these Democrats and these damn journalists think.
They're elitists.
They're pompous ass elitists that think the rest of America is a bunch of shit.
And unless you're canonized by one of these stupid institutions that these people went to, you're not even acknowledged.
You're a piece of trash.
What is this?
Make Texas Tejas again?
Yeah, fuck you, you idiot.
All right.
So, and by the way, I also want to reiterate that when Obama came to office, he did pass something called Stimulus Package 2.
And I think people need to realize that that was the biggest transfer of wealth in American history.
Yeah, go fuck off, Pettis.
You're a fucking moron.
All right.
What is this?
Sunburst unicorn.
Fuck you, asshole.
It's not my fault.
I'm a complete hypocrite.
All right.
Okay, listen.
Look, I don't care about the drama in your goddamn chat rooms that listen to this broadcast.
All right.
Sunburst unicorn and all the fucking Dr. B.
I don't care, okay?
We got serious business to talk about.
The Democrats have wiped their ass with the Constitution and something needs to be done about it, folks.
All right, something needs to be done.
Now, yesterday, the Democrats voted impeachment, okay?
Today, we should have had those articles of impeachment delivered to the Senate.
And before that even happened, you had Chuck kick the American people in the ball schoomer.
What?
On Tuesday, when you called my number, you said it sounded like I was cooming.
I actually fell asleep while waiting for you to call my number.
Oh, you fell asleep?
Well, yeah, most people would doing a nine-hour show.
All right, nine-hour show for Christ's sake.
So give me a fucking break.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, folks, is that those articles of impeachment should have been delivered to the Senate.
And Chuck kicked the American People in the Ball Schumer, which is the Senate minority leader for the Democrats, is crying about fairness when it comes to the Senate trial.
Meanwhile, the Democrats used a very loose interpretation of the Constitution when asserting impeachment and robbed the Republicans and the president of a fair trial.
These stupid Democrats have the audacity to cry, piss, and moan.
And this is the fucking supposed reason why Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi is now refusing to hand over the articles of impeachment that were voted on yesterday.
And you see, how is this legal?
This is not legal.
This is not legal.
This broad is literally breaking the law right now by holding these articles of impeachment.
All right.
And look, I know Plastic Face Pelosi thought she was so politically shrewd, okay?
Because really what she's doing by initiating and doing all this impeachment charade is appeasing these dumbass fucking freshman incumbents or freshman class Senate and Congress people.
I'm speaking to people like me who don't have much money and have to e-beg people to donate videos for me.
Who the fuck is Sunburst Unicorn?
Nobody gives you a video.
Go shove it up your goddamn twat, you idiot.
Or nobody cares, all right?
And what is this?
Ghost has no teeth for two bucks.
Ghost has no legs for two bucks and lives in a trailer for two bucks.
Fucking dramatic fucking assholes.
Anyway, listen, save the drama for Obama and your slutty ass dishrag whore single mama.
All right.
We got serious business to talk about.
And how long is Nancy Pelosi just going to hold on to these articles of impeachment?
I mean, do you all understand that this is an election year?
I mean, we're running for president, for Christ's sake.
Because you know I look at your name, first of all.
You are the only positive male role model.
Yeah, well, you got to look at yourself and realize, okay, what would make me name myself Fudge Nipples?
Of all names, if I could identify myself anonymously in all names, Fudge Nipples.
So, you know, once you start realizing where to connect the dots in your mental capacity on that, that's when you'll start realizing why women don't want to have nothing to do with you, you fucking moron.
Anyway, as I was stating, how long is Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi going to hold on to these articles of impeachment?
She's breaking the law.
She's breaking the law, okay?
Hey, ghost, glad to see you live tonight.
Do not listen to anyone donating underneath.
Nah, it's obvious.
They are just trying to make me look like I am hungry for drama.
Yeah, it's obvious.
It's hilarious how these autists love to cause trouble via the show.
Yeah, yay, spaghetti.
I get it, dude.
Please, Sunburst Unicorn, I get it.
Believe me, it's the story of my life, okay?
But once again, folks, Plastic Face Pelosi is holding on to the articles of impeachment.
And the reason is she's claiming that the Senate is not going to give a fair trial, even though the House was completely partisan and biased and illegal.
Even though the House Democrats didn't give Trump a fair trial or due process, nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
These Democrats have the audacity to hold up the articles of impeachment because they claim they're not going to get some kind of a fair trial in the Senate.
I'll tell you why they aren't pushing these articles of impeachment to the Senate because they know the Republican-dominated Senate is going to call witnesses and they're going to call a Joe Biden.
And by the way, Joe Biden is leading all the schmucks right now that are running for president in the Democratic Party side.
He's leading them.
And I'm telling you, when they call him and they call Hunter Biden, the corruption, the utter corruption that's behind what the truth of the story is when it comes to these two characters in Ukraine are going to finally come out.
And it's going to show that Joe Biden fleeced America, fleeced the Ukraine for his own personal gain.
I'm not kidding.
I think you're a fucking idiot.
Yeah, okay.
Right.
Yeah, whatever, Sunburst.
Whoever the real Sunburst Unicorn is, I get it, okay?
Anyway, Willow, we got serious shit to talk about.
Do you know who fired Marshall Bill as he was?
Yeah, I remember.
And you will realize it's Nancy Pelosi.
She's plastic face Pelosi.
Tell her you prefer meat rods over meat curtains.
Whatever that meant, all right, Skunkler.
You're always a little freaky yourself, dude.
I don't know what the hell your problem is, Skunkler.
Corruption Behind Ukraine 00:08:26
But anyway, folks, we need to arrest this woman.
All right.
I'm calling for the sergeant-at-arms to slap the cuffs on Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi for committing treason under just not obeying the Constitution.
Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi should be arrested for not obeying the Constitution.
It was this.
T.N. Apostle, six cent for Tyrannus to the Democrats.
Let's go ahead and get Boogaloo over with.
Virginia government threatened to use the National Guard to enforce gun confiscation.
Come on, Dems, bring it, you pussies.
I mean, I hate to say this, but it seems as if the Democrats are deliberately trying to cause disorder.
They're deliberately trying to ruin the institutions of government, and this damn fucking fake, bogus, illegal impeachment proves it.
Look, you Democrats voted on impeachment yesterday.
The articles should be in the possession of the Senate, and the Senate should be readying a goddamn trial so that we can call the witnesses and we can hear people's testimony, and it could show who the true corrupt people in this fucking damn criminal organization called Washington, D.C. truly are.
All right?
I'm calling on the sergeant of arms, dude.
Arrest Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi.
We cannot allow some rogue fucking speaker of the house to be doing this shit.
Ah, distilling.
Come on, dude.
We got serious shit to talk about.
If that happens, wait for it to start evaporating and sniff, sniff, sniff.
Oh, yeah, great.
Sniff, sniff, sneak.
I'm very proud of you.
All right.
Look, we've got serious shit to talk about here, okay?
Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi should be arrested for the illegal activity that she's doing by holding the articles of impeachment.
This isn't election time.
I mean, what is she going to do?
Hold the articles of impeachment over the head of the president like extortion?
Is she going to hold the articles of impeachment over the president during this whole campaigning of the Democrats?
I mean, this is disgusting.
All right.
Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi needs to be thrown in jail.
She needs to be arrested.
That's it, hands down.
I mean, these Democrats got away with the loose interpretation of the Constitution in relation to just putting forth this impeachment.
All right.
They loosely interpreted the Constitution that the House can do whatever it wants when it comes to filing articles of impeachment, okay?
And that's what it says in the Constitution.
The Constitution says that the House can do whatever it wants.
Well, that's exactly what the Democratically dominated House did.
They made an illegal impeachment.
They rushed this whole impeachment process, claiming that it needed to be rushed because supposedly Trump is dangerous for America.
And now that the articles of impeachment that have been passed, you've got this dumbass Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi holding the impeachment and not giving it to the Senate.
And I'm telling you, if you want my opinion, I don't think she's going to give it to the Senate.
I don't think she's going to give it to him.
I'll tell you that right now.
I'm watching without any pants on.
Oh, great.
There's Ard Hammond, for Christ's sake.
I don't want to hear it, dude.
All right.
You're a freak show.
Jesus Christ.
I'm trying to talk serious here, guys.
All right.
Yeah, distilling.
I'm joining in too.
I'm going to get 3,300 tonight.
All right, whatever.
All right.
Shut your stupid stinking hole.
All right.
I've got serious stuff to talk about.
We got Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi wiping her ugly plastic ass with the Constitution.
She needs to deliver those articles of impeachment or she needs to rip them up and say, well, we're not going to do it after all.
She's got one or the other, and she cannot hold this over the head of the president.
This is illegal.
Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi needs to be in prison for doing this.
I'm calling on the sergeant of arms, slap the cuffs on this woman and throw her in jail.
Okay?
This woman is not a dictator.
All right?
We have clear, we have clear knowledge of what we're supposed to do during impeachment because of the Constitution.
And this woman, because she is the Speaker of the House, thinking that she can usurp the authority of not only the executive branch, but also the judicial branch, she needs to be thrown in prison.
Stupid, dumb old broad.
I can't believe that there's nobody as pissed off as I am about this, for heaven's sake.
And for all you damn liberals, especially you dumbass journalists out there that were tweeting, hey, I'm having a good impeachment.
Yeah, Trump is impeached.
Ain't nothing going to happen with this impeachment, you idiot.
You just got egg on your face.
Your goddamn stupid fucking leader over here, Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi, is too chicken shit to deliver the articles to the Senate, which she is constitutionally obligated to do.
All right?
And she's not going to do it.
And why?
Because she knows she's got nothing.
There is no case.
What are these articles?
Like I said, fucking Article 1, abuse of power?
I mean, that is so abstract and vague that could be applied to any fucking president.
Every fucking president has abused their power.
Give me a break.
And Article 2, which is the most funniest fucking thing of them all, obstruction of House investigation.
And you know why they're doing that to Trump?
Because Trump wanted to go to the court system for certain things.
Hoping for a good show tonight.
Yeah, I hope so, Marshall Burnsey.
I'm going to try, dude.
I'm trying here.
I'm trying.
Stay up till 3 a.m. for radio payments.
I hear you, Marshall Burnsey.
I hear you, but that's just sometimes how the damn show goes.
That's just how it goes, okay?
Anyway, once again, folks, the Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi is literally wiping her ass with the Constitution.
These Democrats, in my opinion, want to cause disorder, and something needs to be done about this.
I'm not kidding around.
Serious here.
We always talk about the illegal, corrupt things Democrats or deep state actors do.
Uh-huh.
From FISA courts to spying on Trump as a presidential candidate to even the murder of Epstein.
The corruption is obvious.
Nothing is done.
Civil War time.
Well, listen, I don't want to go to the cartridge box.
I still believe that we still have power at the ballot box, and what proves that is the election of Donald Trump.
But we need to have politically aware folks that understand the power of their vote and understand that they have to go to the ballot box for things to change.
Okay?
And we need to overwhelmingly take these fucking Democrats out of office.
I mean, if you're a Democrat in modern day America, folks, you're anti-American scum.
And that's all there is to it.
There's no other way you can claim you're pro-American if you're a Democrat.
I mean, folks, these fucking Democrats believe that illegal immigrants have more authority over this country than you do.
You know, you know, if you happen to have something wrong with you and you go to the hospital and let's say you don't have health care, they're still going to bill you.
You still owe on the medical care, but pretend to be an illegal alien and start talking Spanish or pretend you don't know English, you can get medical care for free.
And this is thanks to the Democrats, folks.
So I'm telling you all right now, the Democrats are anti-American scum, and each and every one of you that are a Democrat should be ashamed of your fucking self by sitting on your thumbs and watching your party desecrate the institutions of American government and try to incite unrest because of their complete and total corruption and criminality.
All right, that's all there is to it.
And by the way, yesterday while the Democrats were conducting this illegal impeachment vote, okay, you had the president.
And let me tell you, I love the president, folks.
I mean, he is a troll's troll, baby.
All right?
He's a troll's troll.
What is this, Hawks PBX?
Hey, baby buns.
Your tip link is on the wall of the bathroom here at Hawks PDX.
The Dingles Treatment 00:07:26
Oh, Jesus Christ.
It said for $5, you'll come and give a BJ to whoever donated.
Dude, listen.
Stop.
All right.
I'm trying to talk serious business here.
I'll be here waiting at the ready thinking.
Idiots.
All right.
Listen, shut your mouth.
Hey, what is this?
Chat room shout out.
Pellis, the cleaner.
Let me tell you something.
That's probably somebody that was paid by the DNC to do this shit.
All right.
That's somebody paid by the DNC.
Anyway, as these House of Representative Democrats were conducting a vote yesterday to impeach Trump, Trump had a rally at the exact same time.
I mean, what a troll, dude.
He had a rally in Battle Creek, Michigan, and had a pretty good intense rally at that, folks.
I don't know if you saw.
He completely rebuked this illegal impeachment.
I mean, he's exposing the damn fake news and the damn deep state and the corruption within Washington, D.C.
And it's obvious that he is trying to drain the swamp, but the swamp is trying to, you know, he's trying to fight back.
Now, I want to talk a little bit about the controversy that Trump has taken from this speech.
Now, once again, he was in Battle Creek, Michigan, and he decided to talk a little bit about some of the characters from Michigan that were actually trying to contemplate whether or not they should vote for impeachment.
And one of them was a now Congresswoman named Debbie Dingell.
Now, Debbie Dingell, folks, is actually the spouse of a man by the name of John Dingell, who served in the House of Representatives in Michigan from 1955 to 2015.
All right.
Let me tell you that one Moe again, all right?
This John Dingell character, this guy out of Michigan, had been serving in the goddamn House of Representatives from 1955 to 2015.
Now, Representative John Dingell died in February 7, 2019.
And unfortunately, folks, I don't agree with this, but this is the way it goes.
If you happen to be a congressperson who dies in office, your spouse can take over your house seat or your senate seat.
I'm not kidding.
So that's how Debbie Dingell is now this House of Representatives seat that was once held by John Dingell.
Now, what does Debbie Dingell have to do with the controversy on yesterday's Trump rally?
Well, Trump.
Trump said, you know what I don't understand about Debbie Dingell?
When she came to me, when John Dingell died, you know what I did?
I gave them the A. You know what?
Let me let you listen to it, okay?
Let me let you.
It's funny listening to it.
I heard it last night.
It is just beautiful what he did.
Now, the reason that he's taking so much flack for it, folks, is because he alludes to the fact that John Dingell may be burning in hell.
And listen, there's a lot of people today that are like, oh my God, I can't believe Trump is saying that John Dingell is burning in hell and all this other shit.
And I'm saying that's why we voted in president, all right?
Folks, I love the day for Trump.
Like the other day, he called me and said, Ghost, I love dad ass, but it's all right, dude.
Stop being a pervert on text-to-speech, please.
All right?
Well, use my engineer.
Make engineers ass red again.
All right.
Dude, ghost quotes, whoever the hell you are, you're a sick bastard.
You're a sick fucking bastard.
Now, I want you to listen because he talks about how Debbie Dingell wanted the president to roll out the red carpet for John Dingell's death.
And he did.
You know, the president's going to explain that he did, you know, fucking flags at half-staff and all that.
Who is this?
Sunburst Unicorn.
What Pelosi is doing with the articles should be considered high treason.
Someone, no, I'm not going to say that.
I'm not going to say the rest of that, but that's exactly what she's doing.
That's exactly what she's doing.
Now, I want you to hear what the president said.
He's going to start and say, Debbie Dingell, because she's from Michigan and that's where the rally was being held.
That this Debbie Dingle, I mean, the president gave A-plus treatment when John Dingell died.
And now, now she's considering impeachment.
It's good to see you.
Hope this show turns out good.
God.
Hey, Fat Man 1945 in the house.
MAGA, MAGA, MAGA, four more years, four more years.
You're damn right.
You're damn right.
Fat Man 1945 is down with MAGA, baby.
You know what it is.
And whoever the hell donated $2, suck of big meats.
Fuck you.
All right, listen to what the president said in relation to the Dingles.
All right, this is hilarious.
And this is why America elected this man president.
If you're taking offense to this, then get the fuck out of here.
But play this.
Then you have this dingle, dingle.
You know, dingle from Michigan.
You know, Dingle.
You're the hero from Michigan.
Debbie Dingell, that's a real beauty.
So she calls me up like eight months ago.
Her husband was here a long time.
But I didn't give him the B treatment.
I didn't give him the C or the D.
I could have.
Nobody would have, you know.
I gave the A plus treatment.
Take down the flags.
Why are you taking them down?
For ex-Congressman Dingle.
Oh, okay.
Do this.
Do that.
Do that.
Rotunda, everything.
I gave you everything.
That's okay.
I don't want anything for it.
I don't need anything for anything.
She calls me up.
It's the nicest thing that's ever happened.
Thank you so much.
He's looking down.
He just says, Thank you so much, sir.
I said, that's okay.
Don't worry about it.
Maybe he's looking up.
I don't know.
Maybe he's looking up.
I don't know.
Hey, pause it.
Pause that.
Right there.
That's what everybody has a problem with suggesting that John Dingell is in hell.
Here, play the rest of it because it's great.
But let's assume he's looking better.
But I gave him A plus.
Not A. Not B plus stuff.
I gave him the A plus.
And she called me so nice.
Oh, I won't go into the conversation because it's not fair to do that.
But all I want to say is, let's put it this way.
It was the most profuse thank you that you could ever get on a scale of zero to ten.
It was a ten dollar.
Okay, so that was what, February or something.
Now they talk about this phony impatient.
And she's out there.
Well, we have to look seriously enough, President.
I mean, can you believe that?
And that's why Trump.
Yeah, pause it.
Go shove it up your ass.
That's why Trump is upset with Debbie Dingell, okay?
I mean, you heard him.
I mean, he's given her the treatment.
She's like, thank you.
I can't believe it.
And then that was in February of this year.
Now she's like, well, I've got to consider everything and play it.
Look seriously enough, President.
Because he may have violated the Constitution of the United States.
And I can't be happy with that.
Because I love our country.
I love this and I love that.
She loves everything.
I said, she's a no.
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Okay?
No, but I look at her and she's so sincere.
And what happens?
I vote to impeach Trump.
And you know what?
I didn't say, who the hell knew this was even going to come up?
I went through the whole Mueller hoax.
They did this big report.
I was totally exonerated.
I mean, no shit, Mr. President.
I know, man.
Believe me, Mr. President.
I know.
And those of us with any kind of common sense knows.
And listen, I don't see the controversy here, okay?
I mean, I understand where the president's coming from.
Unless we forget one of the last words that was written or some kind of release that was written prior to the death of John Dingell, John Dingell himself talked shit to Trump.
I mean, what a bunch of ungrateful, soulless Democrats.
I'm serious, dude.
You Democrats are pieces of trash.
And I'm telling you, you're fucking soulless.
Excuse me.
I almost threw up in my fucking mouth because I can't believe that some bitch named Debbie Dingell can sit over here and ask the president for all this red carpet treatment for her damn fucking dead bureaucrat husband and then, at the same time say, oh well, I have to vote to impeach.
So that's the controversy, folks.
Okay there, it is right there.
And who the hell just donated two dollars?
Gutsa, take a day.
I go.
Fuck you.
Dunsa, whatever the hell your name is.
All right now.
Listen, folks.
I don't understand how anyone isn't as mad as I am.
This is an illegal impeachment.
All right, they voted on it.
Okay, the articles have been voted on.
How come Nancy Pelosi is not giving them to the Senate?
She's got a constitutional obligation to do so and she's refusing to do so.
The reason is folks, is because she knows that the man who's leading the polls right now for the Democrats as it relates to the candidates who are running for president, Joe Biden, he is going to be taken down in these damn Senate trials and she don't want to do that, being it's so close to the election.
I mean who the?
I mean they are literally writing Dump Trump.
Yeah, fuck you, Gutsa.
You stupid piece of crap.
You're fucking obviously some kind of ethnic minority who's probably been fucking told how to think by some white liberal.
How independent of you.
I'll tell you that right now, how.
How independent of you, Jesus Christ.
All right.
Hold on.
What is this?
What is this?
What?
Can we save the drama?
You need to see this.
Sunburst Unicorn and Dr. B as complete scum.
Get these tards out of our community.
What is going on?
Here, let me get to the.
It's just a fucking image.
What do you want me to see?
What is it?
All right.
I'm talking about some serious subject matters, and you're got me fucking doing this crap.
Also, the girl ghosted me after I said I wanted to do something with my life and better myself, learn some new skills and make more money.
Yeah?
Even though I work my ass off at my current McJob, I want more for my life, ghost.
I really do.
I hope you do.
You should.
You should want more for your life, dude.
But you also have to get a little bit different of a mentality, all right?
And wait a minute, hold on.
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What the hell am I supposed to be watching here?
What is this?
All right.
You need to shut the fuck up.
Everything coming out of you is negative.
And this is all Sunburst Unicorn here.
All right.
Is this supposed to be him or her or something?
Is that it?
How edgy.
I know.
I love those stupid little fucking little comic book posters in the background.
That's very intimidating.
All right.
And what else is this?
Is this Dr. B?
Satan is my pal?
All right.
Well, you know, ah, dude.
All right, dude.
All right.
Listen.
Take this shit off.
Take it off, man.
I am officially bringing a motion to impeach Ghost and replace him with Alex Jones as the president.
Yeah, go fuck yourself, dude.
All right.
Alex Jones wouldn't hold my jockstrap, you piece of shit.
All right.
Anyway, look, I don't want to get involved with your drama, okay?
this is your fucking drama you guys are i don't know why y'all are doing this All right.
We've got serious shit to talk about.
Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi should be arrested for wiping her dumb fucking geriatric ass with the Constitution.
And here you got this.
What is this, Tim McCrab?
Can confirm ghost.
He's a shit starter and a massive beggar.
Just ban him and be done with it.
He should be banned or shot in the head, chopped up.
Oh, and thrown in a garbage bar.
Oh, dude, come on.
Come on.
RG autist.
Is that what they're referred to now as?
RG autists?
Dude, that's fucked up, dude.
All right, look, I don't.
Come on, man.
I got serious shit to talk about here.
All right?
The Democrats are literally trying to degrade the institutions of government.
They're trying to cause disorder with their fucking corruption and criminality.
And it's time for us to fucking point them out and say, hey, Adam shit.
You need to be arrested.
Gerald Nadler, you need to be arrested.
Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi, you need to be arrested.
And by the way, I mean, isn't it ironic that all these people that are leading this impeachment trial are all from big fucking liberal shitbags like California and New York?
Huh?
Isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?
Anyway, who the hell donated a $2 ghost peace sucks Alex Big D?
Yeah, fuck you, asshole, all right?
I don't know why you people are coming at me with Alex Jones propaganda.
You know as well as I, throughout my illustrious 12-year internet broadcasting career, that this son of a bitch has been ripping me off every goddamn time, every goddamn time.
So don't sit here and try to come at me with any of that garbage, you piece of trash.
Jesus Christ.
All right, listen.
The bottom line is, folks, is that what Nancy Pelosi is doing by holding these articles of impeachment and refusing to deliver it to the Senate is completely illegal.
And why the sergeant of arms has not thrown the cuffs on Nancy Pelosi and arrested her is beyond me.
And I'm telling you, I don't think Nancy Pelosi has the balls to give the damn Articles of Impeachment to the Senate because she knows that Joe Biden and his son, Hunter Biden, are going to be exposed for corruption.
And any kind of Joe Biden against Donald Trump ticket, that ain't going to happen.
And if Joe Biden is canceled out, who the hell do the Democrats have left?
What?
Mike Bloomberg?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I mean, you already see the Democrats, they have a fucking sour bitch face whenever you ask them about Mike Bloomberg because these Democrats, they don't like billionaires.
Remember, they're anti-capitalists.
All right.
And here's Mike Bloomberg, a fucking billionaire saying, you know what I'm going to do?
I'm not even going to go to the first primaries.
I'm not going to grace my presence in Iowa.
I'm not going to grace my presence in New Hampshire.
I'm not going to grace my presence in Wisconsin.
I'm going to wait all the way till Super Tuesday where the big states where I'm going to buy my influence like Florida and California and these types of things.
Do you think that the fucking Democrats are going to fall behind a Mike Bloomberg?
This is the same guy, Mike Bloomberg, who had a stop and frisk policy in New York City.
Okay.
All right.
And this is, you don't think that, you think that black folks are going to be fucking voting for a goddamn Mike Bloomberg when it was black folks were the ones that were targeted specifically during Stop and Frisk?
You think he's got a big black contingent?
Absolutely not.
You think the Mexicans are going to go out there and vote for Mike Bloomberg?
No, absolutely not.
Who do they got?
They got fucking Granny fucking Pocahontas.
All right.
And let me tell you something.
The reason that you got Pocahontas going down the tubes, I'll tell you in just a second.
Bloomberg is a centrist dumbass.
Bernie will beat the shit out of Drump and save America from the bottom of the bank.
Bernie Sanders is barely alive, Gutza.
He's barely there.
What are you talking about?
You see the guy in the beanie and bandana with the anime pics on his wall as the guy who shot himself on a live stream.
Oh, okay.
Well, I don't know, Sunburst.
I remember the blue tarp he put up.
I know who you're talking about.
I don't know about all this.
Thank you, Sunburst Unicorn.
But, Gutza, give me a break.
Bernie Sanders is just using this whole presidential charade to make more money, you dumbass.
Here you are.
You're backing up a fucking guy, Bernie Sanders, never had a real job until he was 40 years old.
And then his first job was signing people onto welfare.
Miraculously, from 40 years of age to now, which he's almost 80, he became a millionaire.
Now, how the hell did he become a millionaire there, Gutza, when he's not produced anything, where he wasn't a high earner?
He didn't do, how did he become a millionaire?
I mean, all he did was say, hey, I'm Bernie Sanders, and I am going to tell you anything that you need to hear because you're stupid.
The American people, all I got to tell them is that I'll give them free health care.
I'll give them free college.
I'll give them a chicken in every pot.
I'll give them a Cadillac on dubs.
Whatever they want, I'll tell them.
All they need to do is they need to contribute to my campaign.
And that's all he's done for you, idiots.
All right.
All he's done was sit here and tell you everything you want to hear so you can throw a couple of bucks at him.
I mean, give me a fucking break, Bernie Sanders.
Bernie Sanders is a moron.
All right.
And what is this?
Trump getting peached.
Trump peached getting cornhold.
Yeah, fuck you for two bucks.
All right.
Let me tell you something.
Bernie doesn't have a chance in hell, dude.
Bernie doesn't have a chance in hell.
All right.
America does not want to go that far left.
I mean, why do you think that Joe Biden, this fucking old idiot, amidst all his gaffes, amidst all his open racism, amidst all his open sexual fucking misappropriated contact and sexual harassment, that this guy is still in the lead out of all the characters that are running for the Democratic Party?
Because the fucking country is centrist.
Okay?
We don't want to go to some fucking ridiculous socialist communist idea.
All right.
And let me tell you, you folks that are in the United States need to look at the UK.
If the UK has finally gotten enough of the damn leftists, and I thought that the fucking UK were a bunch of cuckhole connoisseurs at this point, but they voted out the Labor Party and they voted out all that far-left contingent and the Conservatives have an ultra-dominant force out there in the parliament.
I mean, this should go to show you here that we don't want that shit.
We don't want socialism.
And you see, what Nancy Pelosi is doing is she's trying to appease both sides of the party.
She's trying to appease the Ocasio-Cortez, that fucking Arab Broad Talib, Ihan Omar, like these contingents of the far radical left by saying, hey, we actually impeached him.
Even though he's not out of office, we still impeached him.
We still did what we got to say.
I mean, that's literally why she's doing this.
All right.
And I think that she's committing party suicide.
I think that people, I'm talking centrist people who probably don't even like Trump are going to look at the current state of America, especially in the way that the Democrats have taken us down in this political circus sideshow.
And they're going to say, I'm going to stick with Trump.
I'm going to stick with Trump because we have the greatest economy in American history.
All right.
Lowest unemployment in 50 years.
Lowest unemployment for every ethnic minority group in American history.
I'm telling you this right now, man.
This man has done more for America than any fucking president in history, in my personal opinion.
All right.
So, you know, this is just political suicide for the damn Democrats.
And I hope that you enjoy it when it comes to the polls.
All right.
I hope you enjoy it when it comes to election time because as I've stated many times that most of America is centrist.
Okay.
They don't believe in any far extremes.
And rightfully so.
Rightfully so.
Anyway, I'm waiting for the sergeant of arms to slap the cuffs on Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi for legitimately, legitimately wiping her geriatric, bedridden ass with the Constitution.
Or I should say, bed pan fucking dependent ass is what I meant to say.
All right, we're going to talk about a couple of other things, folks, and then we're going to move on.
I want to get to the markets here, okay?
And the reason I want to get to the markets is because I'm going to change my assessment to the market based on a whole bunch of things.
And this is what I've been talking about for the past several weeks when I discuss these markets.
Now, in my opinion, hold on, what is this?
Mini moose.
Yeah, America doesn't want socialist trash is absolutely right.
Now, let me explain why I believe that the stock markets are going to continue to go up to a certain extent.
And the reason is this.
First of all, we've got great news in the employment markets.
Okay.
Employment markets are great.
That means everybody's making money.
And because everybody's making money, everybody's spending money.
All right.
This is probably going to be one of the best Christmases, in my opinion.
And I'd like for you all to assess it for yourself.
This is probably going to be one of the best Christmases that many of you have ever celebrated.
People are going to go all out.
People are going to spend the cash.
You're probably going to get better presents, although Ghost doesn't get presents.
I'm the only one that fucking gives them out like a fucking jerk off.
But let me tell you something right now.
Reason that I'm thinking not only are we going to continue to see a little bit of uptick in the short-term markets, not only because of the employment situation, but because now the Democrats, on the same day that they were going to announce impeachment, they passed the USMC Fucking deal, the new NAFTA, you know, the new trade deal between between Mexico, United States and Canada.
All right, this deal is going to pump a whole bunch of revenue into the United States that wasn't traditionally there under the NAFTA agreement, and these are some things that people need to take in consideration when you look at the, the stock market, you look at the property values, you look at the strength of the economy, etc.
All right.
So this new Nafta deal and it's going to be signed because the Democrats passed it, and the Democrats, of course, are going to take credit for yeah, the Usmca, thank you metaphor, the Usmca, the new Nafta, the new trade deal between Canada, United States and Mexico.
It's going to bring in a lot of money and not to mention folks.
It seems as if the phase one deal with China is now coming to fruition, and let me explain something about the phase one deal with China, even though it's somewhat of a tentative deal.
Uh, the president is refusing to go down on the current 25 tariffs that it has on uh, you know, certain products, many products from China and, on top of not coming down from those tariff prices, they've agreed to certain agrarian buys.
Uh, in this phase one deal, so there's going to be a lot of billions and billions of dollars coming into the United States economy.
That was never truly anticipated.
So this is something that is just through the market for a loop.
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In my personal opinion, and and i'm telling you 2019, in my view, is starting to look a little bit decent as it relates to the stock market.
So I i'm going to be honest with you, these two factors that have come to fruition and this is why you always have to keep your eye on the markets, because things can literally change in an instant.
I don't condone this rate.
Whoever the hell keeps donating that.
You're a piece of racist shit.
But anyway, as I was stating folks, I personally believe that we're good in the stock market here for the next six to nine months.
Minimum, minimum.
And take a look folks, we have added 10 000 points, over 10 000 points, since president Trump has been into the office to the DOW Jones industrial.
In a matter of three and a half years, 10 000 points have been added to the Dow Jones Industrial, so let's go ahead and take a look right now.
Dow Jones is up today, 137.68 points.
Oh Jesus, Crazy when there are many many, you're a fucking sick, fucking asshole.
Fuck you anyway.
Uh, Dow Jones Industrial is up 137.68 points, a percentage increase of 0.49 percent of the current Dow Jones industrial average folks, is 28 376.96 points for the Dow Jones Industrial.
We're almost at 30,000 fucking Dow Jones Industrial.
Unfucking believable.
Let's go to the SP.
SP 500 is up 14.23 points.
A percentage increase of 0.45%.
Current price or current index value for the SP is 3,205.37 points for the SP.
The NASDAQ, it is also up today, folks, 59.49 points, a percentage increase of 0.67%, closing out the NASDAQ at 8,887.22 points for the NASDAQ.
Almost a $9,000, or excuse me, 9,000-point NASDAQ, excuse me.
A 9,000-point NASDAQ.
I'm telling you, folks, these trade deals that are being passed here that are being signed, this is going to throw unanticipated revenue into the American economy.
And you combine that on top of the current employment situation, which is at 3.5% unemployment.
We're looking pretty goddamn good, dude.
All right, we're looking pretty goddamn good as far as I'm concerned.
So once again, six to nine months, I'm looking pretty positive in the stock market.
And in my view, folks, I think you need to start looking at lows.
I'm talking low prices on some of these blue chip stocks and start accumulating, in my personal opinion, because I think the market's going to be good for the next six to nine months, barring anything traumatic like some kind of a war or terrorist attack or some traumatic natural disaster or something to that effect.
All right, but let's continue going.
Let's go to commodities, folks, okay?
And now these commodities should all be going up here as the deal, the phase one deal, is officially signed with China.
So mark my words, folks, we're going to be seeing prices go up the roof on many commodities in the grocery store once the Chinese Phase 1 deal is signed into power.
And the reason is, folks, is because China has agreed to, I think, almost triple.
I'm not even joking, almost triple its purchases of agrarian commodities from the United States.
So mark my words, we're going to be seeing a major increase on a lot of fucking groceries once this China Phase 1 deal is signed into power.
Mark my words, baby.
Mark my words.
All right, let's go ahead and get to energy.
This is another thing that we need to talk about, folks.
Energy has been going up steadily.
Remember the last time I had talked about the markets, or at least maybe the time before, we saw energy prices at about $50, $51 a barrel.
They have slowly creeped up into a very, very interesting price right now.
And what is this, Derwicking in the house?
Crossed Ghost.
I'm still bullish on the market, but I don't see us getting past Q23 without a major market slump and or a serious.
Well, I want to be honest with you.
I wouldn't be surprised if high finance and or the Fed is used to sabotage 2020.
The only way that happens, der Wicking, is if for some reason the Federal Reserve raises the interest rates exponentially.
And I personally don't see that.
I think that they're currently at a level where they're going to be staying at at least for the next couple of quarters.
And if by some chance, in my opinion, I don't think the Fed is going to ruin the economy.
I think that if the Fed sees any kind of a slowdown, there's still enough room to cut up quarter point or two quarter points and potentially be able to save anything that could potentially throw off this exponential growth that we're seeing in the economy.
Now, secondly, I know you're talking about we need a serious correction.
What we're witnessing here as it relates to the market is something that is unprecedented because typically within every 10-year cycle, we typically see a recession.
Now, the last recession was in 2008-2009.
We have yet to see another recession.
Now, part of me believes is because the way the Obama administration administered the economy.
All right, that's why we didn't see it because instead of actually trying to create jobs, what Obama did was try to put most of America on entitlements.
And as a result, I mean, you're not necessarily going into a recession when you got the government giving entitlements, but we were at a very stagnant fucking economy.
It was a very bad, stagnant economy, especially if you folks were business owners and you happened to survive Obama's second term, you exactly know what I'm talking about.
I mean, you know, people, I mean, you couldn't even fucking give somebody something for them to pull out a dollar out of their pocket.
Everybody was very tight at that time, and that's why we didn't really see a recession because we never really got out of it until Trump, in my opinion, came along and through his sheer will.
This is prior to him passing the tax cuts and doing a couple other things.
His sheer will, all right, allowed the fucking economy to blow up and manufacturing has come back.
And we've got jobs.
I mean, dude, we got too many jobs now.
Can you believe that?
There's so many jobs available, there's not enough people working.
There's not enough people to work for them.
So, this is a very interesting dilemma that we're seeing.
And that's why I'm bullish here for the next, I would say, for the next year.
I think 2020 looks good.
I mean, look, the stock market, I just read it to you, all positive numbers.
Okay, I mean, the fucking Dow Jones Industrial closed out at over 100 and was it 150 points.
I mean, they're not even, I mean, remember, an impeachment just got voted in last night.
All right, an impeachment just got voted in last night.
And then this morning, Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi refuses to give the articles of impeachment to the Senate, which is unprecedented, which is a very dangerous thing.
And meanwhile, the guys that really know everything that put their money where their mouth is in Wall Street are not phased by it.
Even they know that Trump isn't going nowhere.
And the way the current state of the economy is, it looks pretty comfortable.
And now that Trump and he's negotiated these trade deals here, we're going to see unanticipated revenue that America never saw before.
So, anyway, another thing that I want to talk about here is energy because we're seeing energy prices go up, and this could potentially be a factor.
Now, crude oil right now, folks, it is up 29 cents today, a percentage increase of 40.48%.
Excuse me.
Current price for WTI sweet crude, which is a crude oil that is consumed by America, is $61.22 per barrel of crude oil.
Now, that's, you know, that's a considerable increase from $50, $48, the prices that we were talking about a couple of months ago.
If this damn crude oil continues to go up and we start seeing $70, $80, $90 a barrel, that could potentially offset growths that we are anticipating in the stock market.
Now, why do I say that?
Because remember, things that are produced by companies in the stock market need to be distributed in some kind of capacity.
Okay?
So to do so, you need trucks, you need planes, you need cargo boats, and all this other shit.
All use oil.
They all use oil.
Thank you to Ghost Politics and Joey Salads for donating your testicles to our foundation.
All right, go fuck off.
We're getting back to those who gave it.
Shut up, all right.
Enjoy your $5.
You fuck your mother.
Okay.
Anyway, as I was stating, folks, all right, if energy continues to go up, it could offset potential growths in the Dow, in the NASDAQ.
Because remember, if it's going to take more money to distribute product, that fucking money that's being used to distribute the product because of high gas prices is going to be rolled over into the consumer.
And we could be seeing potentially increased prices and certain things.
So that's why everybody should always consider to take a look at the energy prices.
Because if we see a high energy price, that means that we're going to see prices increase across the board.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to Brent Crude.
It is up $0.06, a percentage increase of 0.09%.
Current price for Brent crude is $66.60 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
We've got gasoline.
It is up 0.21%.
Natural gas is up 0.84%.
And heating oil is up 0.17%.
Let's take a look at the metals, shall we?
The metals!
Let's take a look at the goddamn metals.
We've got gold.
Gold is considerably low, considering that we've had a lot of people, especially in Wall Street, concerned about a potential contraction.
And I've been one that's been concerned about it as well.
But this gold price, you know, I figured at this point we'd see it at $1,600, $1,700 troy ounce levels.
We have not get anywhere near that.
So current price for gold right now is $1,400.
$1,481.90 per troy ounce of gold.
And it was down $2.50, by the way.
Silver is also down 0.06%.
Excuse me, 0.
Jesus Christ.
I've got some idiot.
I got idiots donating like ghost bullshit up 150%.
Can y'all fucking just let me talk?
Let me talk and stop fucking with me.
You in the chat room and you people in a text-to-speech, for Christ's sake, man.
Fucking son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
Silver is down six cents, okay?
A percentage decrease of 0.37%.
Current price for silver is $17.09 per troy ounce of fucking silver.
Shut the fuck up in the chat.
I'm serious.
If you don't shut up, I'm going to implement chatroom martial law.
All right.
I've already warned you.
I'm tired of this shit.
Any more shit talking?
I'm implementing chatroom martial law, you piece of crap.
Anyway, copper is down 0.02% and platinum is up 0.02%.
Let's go ahead and get to the agriculture, shall we, folks?
All right, look, shut up in the chat, dude.
I'm not fucking kidding around.
Anyway, let's get to grains.
Corn is up 0.06%.
Wheat is down 0.14%.
Oats is up 0.08%.
Rough rice is down 0.34%.
Can you shut the fuck up in the chat?
God damn it.
Shut up.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm trying, dude.
I'm trying.
These fucking trolls, dude.
I'm trying, man.
Anyway, we got soybean unchanged today.
Soybean oil is up 0.35%.
And what the fuck is this?
Ghost Miss Ghost Peach fucked 100%.
Who the fuck just donated that shit?
Who the fuck just donated that?
I'm telling you, you're going to fucking ruin it for everybody in the chat room.
I'm going to fucking implement chat room martial law.
I'm not even joking around.
Hey, YouTube gives me the tools, all right, to fucking deal with trolls like you.
Ever heard of Carrot Bit or Carrot Bars?
It's a cryptocurrency my stepfather set me up with for as a Christmas present.
Do you know anything about it?
Never heard of it.
Is it a good investment?
I'll take a look at it there for you in just a second.
If all these people in the chat room would shut the fuck up!
Jesus Christ, man!
Oh my God.
All right, I don't know where I'm at.
Here's Crippler's dirty wheelchair.
I blit by a fucking highway!
Shut the fuck up!
No!
Fucking no!
Oh, God!
Fucking implement chat room martial law on these dicks.
I'm not fucking implement it!
Y'all want to fuck with me?
Huh?
Y'all want to fuck with me?
I'm going to give you one fucking last chance.
All of you people in the damn chat room.
I'm giving you one last chance.
Shut the fuck up, or I'm implementing chat room martial law, and I'm gonna make sure.
I'm gonna make sure that the only way that you can chat is once every 300 seconds, you milky-licking piece of shit.
So don't fuck with me.
Don't fuck with me.
Do it, bitch.
Do it, bitch.
Fucking asshole.
Garak.
I've got your bitch, Garak.
I've got your bitch.
Fucking it.
You know what?
Look at this shit.
Yeah, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, fat prick.
I'll fucking put a boot in your hole.
You fucking come there and tell me that to my fucking face, boy.
You understand that?
Fucking put a boot in your fucking hole, you piece of shit.
And after I'm done kicking your ass, it'll look like you just got a fucking face shaven by goddamn Stevie Wonder, you piece of shit.
So just sit there and shut up.
And all of you in the chat room, shut up.
Fucking idiots don't care about the damn commodities.
You don't care about shit.
All right?
You don't care about anything.
What is it?
Look at this.
You know what?
Yeah, pussy.
I got your fucking.
Yeah.
You're talking mad shit over a fiber optically connected world called the internet, you piece of crap.
All right?
You're talking mad crap, boy.
Fucking piece of shit.
All right, look, let me fucking let me let me calm down here, all right?
Jesus Christ, man.
All right.
Let me, let me, let me calm down.
And let me take a look at the.
Shut Up In Chat Room 00:14:50
Let me take a look at this particular Carabit.
Carabit is a centralized exchange between Carrot Gold Corporation, P-T-E-L-T-D.
Okay, so it's an exchange, dude.
It's not necessarily a, or it may be a crypto.
I have no idea there, Fat Man.
That goes out to you.
And what is this?
Stop talking shite, you shit.
Stop talking shite, you shit.
Jesus Christ.
All right, you know what?
I'm tired.
You know, I'm fucking sitting over here.
I'm fucking shooting pearls at you people.
You understand?
I'm sitting over here trying to give you guys fucking millions of dollars of information and all you do is do this.
Look at this shit.
You do shit like that.
Look at this.
Ghost shoots N-words.
Who the fuck are you?
You fucking racist shithead?
Hey, what the hell is this?
I'm McRipple.
Go fuck off, dude.
All right.
Seriously, you all go shoving up your goddamn clogged up colon holes for heaven's sake, man.
All right, I'm done with the markets.
You people don't give a shit.
You people don't give a flying shit over here.
I mean, I'm over here trying to give you folks a little bit of a heads up to show you, sons of bitches, that you can take yourself out of your feeble situations and your fucking pissing grounds.
But unfortunately, you don't want to.
You just want to fucking sit here, bash me, fucking besmirch my show, and that's all y'all want to do.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Draft dodging coward.
You won't do shit tonight like you wouldn't do shit.
You better shut your fucking goddamn pie holes.
I'm not even fucking gay.
What is this?
Shooting pearls out your ass?
Shut the fuck up.
All right, that's it.
All right, that's it.
If you fuckers keep this up, I'm fucking going to end this show early, you fucking piece of shit.
For Christ's sake, man.
I mean, come on, man.
I deserve more respect in this from you fart-fragrant expert cheese hole chomping, testies, tasting pieces of squirrel fist and shit.
I deserve more respect in this shit.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to smoke me tobacco.
You know, that's what I'm going to do.
Where's my pipe?
I'm going to smoke some tetrahydrocannabinol, the devil's lettuce.
Yeah, no, yeah.
You know what?
I don't fucking know on these nuts.
How you like that shit?
Why don't you know on these nuts?
And what is this?
Top content boomer wheelchair is up 6% today to the noisy.
Fucking fuck you.
Top content, man.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
In finance news, Robin Hood is now planning fractional shares.
Well, thank you for giving us an Ollie Ollie.
Thank you.
And what is this?
Alexander the Resurrection.
I bet you your granny's just covered snatched.
Oh, you fucking piece of shit.
Yeah, you gotta go there, don't you?
That's all you got.
That's all you got, Alexander, you piece of shit.
That's all you got is talking about my granny.
That's all you got.
Wheelchair symbol, wheelchair symbol.
Yeah, fuck you.
All right, fuck you with your wheelchair symbol, man.
Fuck off.
All right.
And we got a $2 here.
End it pozzler.
Fuck you, end it pozzler.
All right.
Fat man 1945, much appreciated, ghost.
God bless.
These trolls are more gay than 200 Crayola box of crayons.
Oh, shit.
And another $2, no respect for...
I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that, you fucking shithead.
Oh, here's Death by Bacon.
Calm down, ghost.
You're fake raging, but you don't know what you're saying.
Yeah, yeah, fuck you, Death by Bacon.
Yeah, that's why fuck off, all right?
Fucking piece of shit.
I'd smack you in the mouth if you were in front of me right now.
The Democrats will have it in six days.
Bullshit!
Why?
Immigration.
Bullshit.
If you don't believe in it, bullshit, Joshua Foxworth.
You goddamn lying piece of shit.
Empty threats up 32%.
You know, you guys are being a bunch of sons of bitches tonight.
You know that?
I gave you motherfuckers a nine over nine-hour show on Tuesday.
And this is how you fucking sons of bitches are going to come at me today, huh?
This is how you sons of bitches are going to come at me today.
Fucking piece of shit.
All right?
I'm getting me some fucking poo smoke.
Where's the poo smoke?
Oh no.
Oh, God.
It happened again.
Yeah, fuck you, all right.
Fuck off.
Get over here and clean me up.
Piece of shit.
Whoever keeps donating me being fucking like I'm shitting on my wheelchair and shit, fuck you, dude.
You become the internet butt stalker of text-to-speech.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
I did it again.
Fuck you.
Give me that bud.
Give me that nugget.
Here, here, listen to this.
This is what I'm doing.
I'm breaking off nuggets here.
Listen to this shit here.
I'm breaking off nuggets.
All right, that's what I'm doing.
Pungent ass weaponized marijuana here.
What is this?
Stocks up seven points.
And what the hell is this?
Impeaching the bitch makes a stock.
I go, fuck you, idiot.
Fuck you.
Hey, look at this.
Tony the shit walker.
Chill out and have a beer.
Oh, thanks, ass.
I'm trying not to have beer.
I'm trying to wean myself off beer.
Look at you fucking idiots trying to get me a drink.
What is this?
Bitching up 5,000%?
Dude, fuck off, dude.
Why do you refuse to go on Ethan Ralph's show and debate or talk?
Dude, Ethan Ralph is not relevant.
You understand?
Ethan Ralph is beneath me, dude.
What are you talking about, man?
I mean, for me to go on and be interviewed by fucking Ethan Ralph would be like me being interviewed by that fat piece of loser shit, fucking wings of redemption.
Okay?
So, you know, don't come at me like I'm supposed to fucking pay homage to Ethan Ralph's gun or some shit.
I mean, get the fuck out of here.
All right.
And what is this?
I sup.
What is this?
Hortimpeachment?
Fuck you, you stupid idiot.
All right.
Fuck off.
All right.
What are you talking about, man?
Fucking Ethan Ralph is beneath me for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
I'd make fucking Ethan Ralph look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
I don't even know what the hell you fucking want me to.
What are we going to talk about, huh?
What are we going to talk about, for Christ's sake?
We ain't going to talk about shit.
All right.
I'm a fucking intellectual, for Christ's sake.
I'm one of the most underrated intellectuals in fucking American history right now.
Okay?
What the fuck am I going to talk about to an Ethan Ralph, huh?
Hey, Ralph, how are you doing there, fine?
You know, you got yourself a hell of a gunt there, you know?
I mean, what kind of powdery substance do you use to make sure that, you know, flapside of the gut doesn't get infected with any kind of like bed sore activity?
Jesus Christ.
All right.
I'm one of the fucking most underrated intellectuals out here.
I'd like to stall in fuck you.
All right.
Stalin for time up 1200%.
I can do what I want.
It's my fucking show, you dickheads.
All right.
All right.
It's my fucking show, you piece of crap.
Jesus fucking Christ.
What is this?
Fucking.
I don't watch that shit.
All right.
I don't watch that shit.
All right.
Okay, so go debate Nick Fuentes.
Nick Fuentes doesn't have the balls.
All right.
Let me tell you that right now.
Nick Fuentes doesn't have the balls to come up and debate me.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
I'd make him look like a fucking used up fucking altar boy at a Cardinal convention once I get a hold of that stupid son of a bitch and make just like that's enough.
He doesn't have the balls.
All right.
He doesn't have the balls.
Jesus Christ.
Look, enough, all right?
I need to calm down here.
All right.
I'm going to smoke some of this reefer, some of this grass.
All right.
Some of this marijuana, some of this tetrahydrocannabinol.
All right.
Some of the some of this fucking poo smoke.
All right.
So please.
All right, you gotta hold it in.
Hold it in when it hit the brain there, dude.
You got to hold it in.
Oh, man.
That's nice.
You see, that's a nice first hit right there for Christ.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Shut up.
It ain't fucking crack, man.
Crack is whack.
I mean, do I look black?
Come on, dude.
Oh, here's the pet Mexican.
You better lower your prices for Christmas Eve show or nobody will donate.
20 bucks is too much for your shit.
Hey, pet Mexican.
Look, I'm not a fucking flea market Mexican, okay?
I mean, I'm not, you know, my last name is not Sanchez or something where you can just be like, let me tell you something, Mr. Sanchez.
I want to donate to you, but I want to go ahead and make sure that I can just donate the $15.
You got $20, 20 cents, I got $15.
I give you $15, you'll give me a video.
Yeah, okay, see, Simon?
No!
No!
Jesus Christ, I got fucking production notes that I handwrite myself that I'm trying to go over for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
I'm do ink rat.
Fuck off, dude.
I'm not doing crack.
All right, I'm smoking tetrahydrocannabinol is what I'm doing.
All right, what the hell are you talking about?
And wait, wait, why am I racist?
Why am I a racist?
It's a pet Mexican, dude.
He's trying to treat me like I'm somebody at a fucking swap meet or something.
You know, like, look, I know this is $20.20.
I've got $15.
I'll give you the $15.
You'll give me this.
Is that okay, Simone?
Yes.
No, it's not.
All right.
Fucking trying to fucking haggle me for Christ's sake.
Give me my smoke.
I buy that for a dollar.
Ghost.
Ghost.
You did my boy Palpatine Dertree.
Nine films, and this is how they did him in.
Look what they did to my boy.
What are you talking about?
Your boy.
What are you talking about there, fucking Captain Hook?
Oh, man.
Now, you see, I'm feeling good, dude.
You know, you get a little bit of tetrahydrocannabinol flowing through the blood.
All of a sudden, you start feeling a little different.
You know what I'm saying?
All right, look, all right.
We've already gone through the markets.
We've talked about why Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi should be arrested.
All right.
She cannot indefinitely hold articles of impeachment after they've been voted in.
She doesn't have the balls to send them to the Senate because she knows that Joe Biden will be implicated.
What is this?
Ghost drive the camper on the highway while you broadcast in the back?
Fuck you.
All right, asshole.
Fuck off.
The highway intellectual.
All right, whatever.
And what is this?
Ghost sucks pickle for man ass?
Is that what you fuck you for two bucks?
All right.
Duh.
Sign on my ass says now.
Fuck you, asshole.
All right.
I mean, whoever's donating these stupid little two buckers that are making me try to say shit through like phonetics, go fuck yourself, dude.
All right?
God damn it, dude.
I just gave you guys a nine over a nine-hour show on Tuesday night.
And this is what the fuck you people are fucking doing, dude.
I'm telling you, you fucking trailer park trap rimming, feminine penis sucking, butt dark playing Lisa Jones eating, jihudi, jawbone, and Lisa Dunham licking sons of bitches.
All right, where are we, dude?
I don't even know what to do.
Life is a highway.
That's actually a good song, by the way.
I don't know if y'all ever heard that song?
That's pretty good.
Life is a highway.
I won't go riding on whatever the fuck, however, the fuck it goes.
Anyway, I'm already a little buzzed, dude.
I'm telling you, this is some good stuff.
By the way, the person that I hook up with for some of this tetrahydrocannabinol, it is the Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner out here.
So, you know, it is what it is, baby.
He gets the good shit.
I'll tell you that right now.
That's what I'm talking about.
And by the way, you want to make sure it hits the brain, baby.
You want to make sure it hits the brain.
All right, look, let's do some 20 buckers up in here.
Yeah, I don't think we have many of them tonight, which is good, which is the whole point.
Which was the point I was trying to do so that we could prevent the whole goddamn show being bombarded with nothing but a bunch of goddamn 20 buckers up in here.
What is it, Goopy?
What is it?
10-hour show next.
Also, what's up with the carrots and the puffer fish in the chat?
Who the fuck knows what these people?
Who the fuck knows what these people?
Ghost's Highness is up 50%.
Well, it is to some extent.
I'll definitely, I definitely agree to their ST Mike.
What is this?
Eight and a half hours out of the nine were filler shit.
So technically, you did an hour.
I go, fuck you.
That's why you didn't even put your name up because you're a fucking idiot.
And whoever the hell says ghost sucks Trump strawberry, fuck you for two bucks, dude.
Jesus Christ with you guys, man.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's go to the first Hammy the Recap Piggy was first here about an hour ago and donated a $20 bucker, $20, yeah, $20 bill.
$20.20 is the new fucking price for an 18-bucker, okay?
$20.20.
Anyway, Hammy the Recap Piggy said, oink, last show, Thomas Albin, fuck you, by the way, smashed the record for his longest broadcast ever, coming in at a beefy nine hours and eight minutes.
Let's go for the new record on tonight's show.
I'll help oink, oink, oink.
We're not going for no record tonight, dude.
This is not a precedent that I'm going to be setting, all right?
You fucking people are going to do this.
That's like fucking torture.
This is what the fuck they do to like fucking jehudies in Guantanamo Bay.
You know, keep them up all hours of the fucking night, exposing them all kinds of freak show kind of videos and audio and shit.
The fuck out of here.
All right, here we go.
Hammy the Recap Piggy requested this.
The fuck did you request there?
Recap Hammy the Piggy.
Are you fucking joking?
Hammy The Recap Piggy 00:03:10
Are you fucking joking, dude?
And look, why are you all donating to this shit?
Calling Ghost a jukebox is so 2019.
Now it's about calling ghost a red box because you pay for it.
Oh, I'm a red box.
I'm a red box now.
Yeah, thanks, ST, Mike.
I appreciate it, dude.
You're always one to fucking, you know, make me feel even worse, you piece of shit.
I mean, seriously, dude.
I mean, Hammy the Recap Piggy, give me a break.
Hey, listen, dude, why are you all infatuated with this shit?
Why exactly has this become a meme?
Because I don't get it, okay?
I don't fucking get it.
I actually shop at Lowe's.
I just want y'all to know that, okay?
I'm just saying.
I actually shop at Lowe's.
They got better shit.
And they got people out there that actually know what the fuck they're doing.
Okay.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
And look, people want me to give them shout outs here.
Look at this.
Pettis and I'm a machine, Tim McCrab, Mr. Person, Arano Donovan, ex-Dazeri, with John Doe.
And of course, the pet Mexican still bitching about prices over here.
Joss L117, Quasimodo, Tyler, 225905, Barry BlackBerry, I Mighty, Almighty Tallest Ashley, KYS Curtains, Moonman.
Fuck that.
I'm not going to say that Moonman.
Baca Survivor.
Spermy the Cat, of course, or Spermy.
Endless screaming.
Not Keem scared.
Keem scared.
Get the fuck out of here, dude.
Jesus Christ.
Olive Yaksloff.
Jason Genova.
Dr. Cockmongler.
And that's about it.
It was a Diaz You.
What's going on?
I think that's how you fucking pronounce your name.
All right, folks.
We get it.
All right.
Who the hell just donated?
Hammy the Recap Piggy donated this shit.
Dude, I don't want to hear this Home Depot theme anymore.
I want to be honest.
That last show, you sons of bitches either found or mixed it yourself.
A fucking Home Depot with what, fucking Pantara and Justin Timberlake.
And I mean, enough.
All right.
When did this become a meme and why?
Can somebody explain that to me in the chat room?
When and why this became a meme?
Because I don't get it.
And we've got this son of a bitch, whoever this person is on YouTube.
24-hour stream of this shit.
Cowboy Shelston at Ram Ranch.
Western movies are forgotten.
You're talking about the best.
Yellow hose of Texas.
Fuck you.
And your fat pig wife is black behind Lowe's.
Yeah, fuck you.
Welcome to the new shit.
Yellow hose of Texas.
You say that in my face.
You wouldn't dare, boy.
What is this?
Ghost's 73 GMC motor.
Fuck you, okay?
Fuck off, dude.
People are going to start believing that shit now.
All right, look, we're listening to the Lowe's fucking 24-hour stream because Hammy the Recap piggy decided to throw down a $20 bill or $20, $20 bucker on it, I should say.
Yellow Hose Of Texas 00:02:46
And here we are.
Huh?
I mean, you could torture somebody to death with the shit I do.
I'm not even joking around.
I legitimately believe that they fucking have thrown Khalid Sheikh Muhammad into the same type of shit that you fucking people are forcing me to do.
All right?
Keeping me up for nine hours and like, hey, hey, everything you hear is going to be Home Depot, okay?
Everything you hear.
Home Depot.
Everything you hear.
Home Depot.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Oh, God.
You see, now, look, it's not even 10 o'clock.
I guess it is 10 o'clock.
Excuse me.
I'm going to already break into the beer.
I'm already going to break into the beer.
And you know, it's coming down to the point where the new year's coming up.
And I think I've told everybody, I'm going to stop drinking beer after the first of the year.
I'm going to stop drinking beer after the first of the year.
Now, I'm not going to stop drinking because the last time I did that, I almost died.
But I'm going to stop drinking beer because it's the worst of the worst of drinking because it's literally liquid bread.
And unfortunately, you know, I've got myself a little bit of a gut going on, folks.
I'm going to be honest with you, all right?
And first of the year, I'm getting myself a fucking regimen.
I'm getting myself a trainer.
All right.
I got a gaming tutor.
Now I need a trainer, a physical trainer.
And, you know, I'm getting into it.
We're going to get built here.
The MILFs are going to love it.
And I can't wait, baby.
I can't wait.
All right.
Hold on.
What is this?
What is this?
PC shout out.
There is this.
ST Mike, Hambone Depot.
No, look, ST Mike, look, I'm not a fucking hambone.
I want to put that on the record right now.
I'm not a hambone.
But when you're guzzling down 12 to 15 beers a night, all right, and when you consider that I don't drink light beer, that unfortunately is going to accumulate in the bread basket.
And I got to do something about it.
So I got to train for about a month or two.
I'll get built.
And the MILFs are going to want some of this.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
All right.
I'm not joking around.
These MILFs are going to be putting my damn fucking poster in their damn bedroom.
All right.
I'm not even joking.
All right.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get the hell out of here for Christ's sake.
And, you know, okay, Home Depot.
Thank you, Hammy the Recap Piggy.
We get it.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get this shit the hell out of here.
All right.
And by the way, I am going to be doing a gaming stream after the first of the year.
Why would you even bother exercising when you're stuck in a wheelchair?
Dude, I'm not stuck in a wheelchair, dude.
Viewer Discretion Advised 00:11:37
Okay.
I'm just, I don't know where you get that shit.
I've given you the four lorico for Christ's sake.
Many, many of them.
Alexander the Resurrection.
Watch till the end.
You'll see what I mean.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You better not be a snake in the ass or something.
I have never listened to you, live before, and had no idea you still did a show till someone just linked me.
You're damn right.
Cheers a fiber for years of laughs at your show.
Cheers, dude.
Smoke some devil's lettuce on me.
Horatio Nelson.
Thank you, dude.
Hey, we're trying to do what we can.
Horatio Nelson.
Cheers, dude.
You better stop smoking that reefer or our monthly dinners are canceled.
Ah, dude, that's not William McManus.
William McManus is a good man.
All right.
That's not William McManus.
What is this?
Ishar Semen, Seaman, whatever your name is.
All right, we'll get to yours in just a second.
I'm trying to get to the next 18-bucker AC Ghost Pyro.
Who the hell is AC Ghost Pyro?
Why'd you disable the video donation?
Is it because the snake in the what are you talking about?
People are donating right now.
What are you talking about?
Fucking AC Ghost Pyro.
People are donating now.
What are you talking about?
All right.
I'm trying to look for the next one in line here.
Here it is.
True Patriot.
True Patriot was the one.
And oh, yeah, we already saw it.
It was an image.
Let's take a look at that image again because I mean, what am I supposed to gather from this image?
Oh, they took it down, dude.
Oh, anyway, True Patriot.
Thank you.
I don't know what you want me to do about the drama within your communities out here, but save the drama for Obama and your loose-ass single mama.
That's all I got to say.
Oh, great.
Jamie Williamson is next.
And hold on, here we got Gerwicking.
The medals prospect got me going.
So, first of all, buy gold and silver.
Second of all, here's some metal.
And here's some metal, baby.
And by the way, folks, nine times out of ten, we're probably going to be taken down for copyrights.
So the archive is not going to be stored typically on the YouTube end.
Go to ghost.report.
You see that website right there by the message box right there.
Go ahead and hook it up at the ghost.report.
Click the archives tab, and that's where you're going to get these shows uploaded.
And I'm telling you, I don't know what's going on with BitChute, dude.
It's been, it was a bitch trying to get that nine-hour one up there.
I'll tell you that right now.
Now, all right, let's get to Jamie Williamson.
Now, folks, I want to tell you something.
I think this is going to be some man-ass, some fruit bowl, homo erotica.
So, please, viewer discretion is advised.
And hold on, let me vet the video first because I want to make sure.
I want to, oh, Jesus Christ.
Hold on.
I want to make sure that, you know, there's not something that's going to.
This is not even.
What is this?
Is this a video game?
Is this like some video game for Christ's sake?
Oh, my God.
What is this?
Hank Ikes.
Hey, ghosts.
Love the show.
Keep up the good work.
Thank you, dude.
Appreciate it.
Hank Ikes in the house.
And by the way, Horatio, dude, thank you as well, man.
I appreciate it.
You know, welcome to the show.
It's a very bizarro world, folks.
We try to get into some serious subject matters.
We were discussing earlier how I believe that Nancy Pelosi should be thrown in jail for holding the articles of impeachment and not handing them to the Senate.
And now, unfortunately, we're going to get into some sick shit.
Hope Mrs. Ghost can see the road past the giant hambone taking up all the space from the back of the street.
Can you fuck off, dude?
The highway hambone, asshole.
The highway hambone.
All right, look, let me move on.
Okay, look.
Jamie Williamson requested this.
This is going to be pseudo-homo erotica.
Okay, so you may see.
I don't know what you're going to see.
All right.
But whatever it is, it's supposedly digital.
This is a video game.
I don't know if it's Bathhouse 2.0 or whatever it is.
But Jamie Williamson, once again, here it is.
Oh, my God.
I mean, look at this.
I mean, look at this.
This is like Bathhouse 2.0.
Oh, my God.
No.
the hell is this a real game dude I said.
Oh, dude.
Oh, come on, dude.
Oh, my God.
Oh, and fight!
This stupid Brazilian idiot!
I'm sick of this guy.
Why is this guy a mean?
Why is that guy a fucking mean?
Why is that guy a mean?
All right, Jamie Williamson, you're a sick dude.
You know that, Jamie?
Seriously, you're a sick dude.
You always request shit like this.
You're a sick man.
You're a sick fuck.
If you lost that extra weight, it would make it really easy for the engineer to pull your trailer away from the fuck off.
Don't let that fucking highway!
Shut up!
Crippler's dirty wheelchair again.
Shut up, dude.
Anyway, like I said, you're a fucking sick man there, fucking Jamie Williamson.
I mean, where do you find that crap?
That literally looked like a video game, Bathhouse 2.0.
And what is that?
What is that?
One bottom and 10 muscle tops?
What's the objective?
Huh?
Well, the objective is, is you're supposed to run around and leprechax your ass.
And I mean, what the fuck did I just watch, dude?
That's an actual game.
It was obvious that was a game.
Oh, my God.
That was fucking...
What the fuck?
You're a sick man.
You're a sick man, dude.
All right, let's go to the next one here.
All right.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Fucking Bathhouse 2.0.
I've seen it all now, dude.
I've seen it all now.
Hold on.
Did I skip one?
Hold on.
I want to make sure I didn't skip one here.
There's Jamie Williamson's.
And we got all these assholes that have been fucking calling me all these disgusting names out here for two buckers.
You know what I mean?
Like, bitching up 5,000%.
Fuck you.
Like, crack, crack.
You do crack.
Like, like ghost sucks pickle for man ass.
I don't know what the fuck that's supposed to mean.
No, I think that's it.
Yeah, okay.
Look, here's the first.
Here's Alexander the Resurrection.
He says, when Ghost says I'm doing me, this is what he means and does.
Watch till the end.
You'll see what I mean.
Well, let me vet this one.
This sounds like this is definitely some kind of disgusting, nefarious garbage that they're going to try to slip in here to be a bunch of edge lords.
Oh, wait a minute.
Hold on just a second.
Oh, no, dude.
Oh, dude.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Here it is.
What?
This is Alexander the Resurrection.
When Ghost says I'm doing me, this is what he means and does.
Go ahead and play it.
Play it.
Check it out.
I'm getting it on with my sister in law, all right?
Next thing I know, the bitch dropped fucking dime on me.
I got this loser for a fucking PV.
It's my third fucking hit.
That's fucked up, man.
Check this out, man.
I get stopped at a light and checking the trunk.
I get busted for a bogus search.
My lawyer, Plea Bog, is three to five.
The hell is this?
Puck-ass motherfucker should go fuck himself.
You're absolutely right.
Who are you talking to, you fucking faggot?
I'm talking to someone who doesn't belong here.
What the hell?
You're going up to these tatted-up Mexicans like that?
And you're ignorant.
And not ripped the fucking tongue out of your mouth for talking to me.
Now I'm going to do you a favor.
Because you're an unjustly imprisoned man.
Would like to see your lawyer pay for all the pain and suffering he's put you through here.
Yo, man, are you tripping?
Who the fuck are you?
I'm the wishmaster.
I like wishes coming.
The wishmaster?
Are you shitting me, dude?
Look, hold on, hold on.
Pause this.
Pause this real quick, real quick.
Hold on.
I almost was like, wait, is this a prison movie?
I like prison movies, okay?
I like prison movies and shit because, you know, it shows to the extent of our judicial punishment and what it really does is just turn motherfuckers into gladiators and fucking killers and drug addicts and shit like that.
So I get it.
I get why people, you know, make prison movies and try to highlight that there's probably another way of rehabilitation.
But then this fucking guy comes out.
Look at this fucking doofus.
I'm the wishmaster.
I'm supposed to believe this.
Play it.
So I could arrange that.
Yo, man, you ain't playing for real, Marpa Boyhis.
I only play for real.
What's in it for you?
Your soul.
Yeah, fuck it, man.
Make it happen.
Please.
Let's go, man.
Hey, look who it is.
It's fucking.
It's that fucking one black guy in every movie.
What's his name?
Tiny?
Fucking, what's his name?
I forgot his name.
Hello, Robert.
How's it going?
You tell me.
Well, actually, very well.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's Debo.
Thank you.
Debo.
I think that I may have some good news for you.
Now, something about your case didn't sit right with me.
It was the search.
It wasn't handled properly.
I did some digging, and I uncovered a procedural screw-up that's potentially.
What am I supposed to be watching for here?
Jesus Christ.
Look at this.
I mean, whenever something's boring, it draws out really, really slow.
That's right, Robert.
And of course, you know, with my connections at the police department and the DA's office, well, you know, I can.
Oh, okay.
I get it.
Touche writers.
Touche writers.
I get it now.
Hold on.
What is this?
Watch out, folks.
If we don't get our shit together, we're going down the route of Europe, Rhodesia, and South Africa.
Daily PSA.
Jesus Christ.
Okay, I think we get it, Derwicking, but thank you anyway.
I get it, okay?
So this Mexican got this fucking demon to be like, yeah, go ahead, take it out of my lawyer.
That's why I'm here.
The lawyer, all of a sudden, miraculously is like, look, I think we can get out in a technicality.
And now he's already sold his soul for this lawyer to be killed.
I get it.
Touche.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah, we were.
Oh.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Now, we were talking.
Touche Writers 00:06:45
What the fuck?
What the fuck is this crap?
Uh, what the hell's going on?
I mean, he's turning him.
Oh, geez.
What about my case, man?
What about my case, man?
Your case went bye-bye.
All right.
That's what happens when you sell your soul.
Just ask Kanye West, baby.
All right.
Anyway, thank you very much for that.
Fucking Alexander the Resurrection.
That was very interesting to say the least.
All right.
We got another $20, $20 here by Ishar Simon.
And they didn't say anything, so I wonder what the hell this is.
Is this a Nasheed or something?
This is a call to prayer.
What is this?
We do have a heavy Islamic contingent that listens to the broadcast.
No, this is not.
This is something else.
Dude, what is this?
Hold on.
What is this?
Autism Spectrum means.
How do you avoid falling out of the wheelchair?
Fuck you, dude.
All right.
Go fuck yourself.
We're autism spectrum.
Yeah, real funny, man.
Isher Simon requested this.
I don't even know what this is.
So let's just play it.
All right.
What is this shit?
I would kill for a while.
Wait a minute.
What?
What?
Whoa, what?
It's a Donald.
It's a Donald.
Hold on.
Time out.
Hold on.
Somebody fucking donated some shit.
Hold on.
Jamie Williams.
Dude.
Jamie, we don't want to see your homo erotica, dude.
We don't want to see it, dude.
We don't want to see it.
I'd rather see the Donald.
All right.
I'd rather see the Donald.
And they better not be making fun of the president either.
I'm tired of them making fun of the president.
See them when you shine.
Take your hand, my dear, and place them both in mine.
You know you stopped me dead when I was passing by.
And now I beg to see you dance just one more time.
What the fuck?
I like your style.
I mean, they make a whole bunch of these of the president.
I don't get it.
And now I'm back to see you dance just one more time.
So I say, dance for me, dance for me, dance for me.
Oh, my God.
Dude, the feminine Mexican with the overbit could have eliminated his ugly mug out of the video here.
No offense.
All right.
Although he is a Trump supporter, so you know, I'm assuming, based on the sweater.
Take my hands, my dear, and look me in my eyes.
Just like I said.
Now, take that back.
If he's a Trump supporter, it's alright.
He can be a Mexican with an overbite.
It's fine.
But if he's not a Trump supporter, I hope he's dying of the AIDS.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
It's a joke.
It's a fucking joke, okay?
It's comedy here, all right?
That's what I do, all right?
And listen, don't call me a webcomic.
Y'all guys have been calling me that in the chat room.
I've been seeing you.
Don't call me a fucking webcomic, all right?
I am a professional broadcaster.
That's what I am.
And when you've done, I'll How much longer we have for this?
All right, we got a few more seconds here.
Don't call me a webcomic, dude.
That's fucking demeaning.
I am not a webcomic.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Thank you very much there.
Who the hell just donated that?
Put the PC shut off of there.
Ishar Simmons.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Pelosi the Cook Queen.
Are jumping for joy over impeachment, but they don't seem to understand how the process works.
No, they don't.
They're idiots.
Yay, while he's still in office and the Senate won't remove him, yeah.
Fuck you, you idiot.
I'm not in a fucking wheelchair, but at the same time, she needs to be arrested.
Nancy Pelosi voted yesterday for the damn impeachment to happen.
The articles of impeachment passed, and yet she refuses to give them to the Senate.
This is unprecedented, and this is why this woman needs to be thrown in jail.
She's not doing what she is constitutionally obligated to do.
And what is she going to do?
Is she going to hold these articles of impeachment indefinitely during an election year?
This is so illegal.
I'm telling you right now, Nancy Pelosi needs to be thrown in jail.
And there is no if, ands, or buts about it.
All right.
And if you don't think so, then you're anti-American scum.
All right.
If you're a Democrat in modern-day America, you are anti-American scum.
Especially when there are many.
Stupid son of a bitch.
I heard you like foreign cars.
Enjoy.
Hey, thank you, Noble Savage.
I actually do like foreign cars, by the way.
It's a shame, but I do.
Offended web fuck you.
Ghost can't be a webcomic.
They are actually funny and have a point to them.
Oh, yeah, real funny for Christ's sake.
Yeah.
Yeah, real fucking hilarious, you dickhead.
No one gives a shit about impeachment.
Not when Trump is about to sign a spending bill that has amnesty for 4,000 Liberians.
What?
Ghost is a red box webcomic.
Hey, fuck you, ST Mike, you piece of shit.
All right, look, D-Ray, I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
You know, you always kind of throw fucking shit out in the air.
And I don't think you know what you're talking about half the time.
But I'm telling you this right now.
Beyond Star Wars Branding 00:05:30
This is the greatest economy in American history.
And there's more economic opportunity than there ever has been in American history.
If you are still a piece of shit, it's because you want to be a piece of shit.
There are more jobs and there are people looking for jobs.
So to sit over here and continue to piss and moan about this and about that, you're just anti-American scum, dude.
Anti-American scum, baby.
That's all there is to it.
All right, you need to get up, get out, and get something, baby.
Ray and Kylo kissed.
Kylo Died.
Ray kills the emp and becomes the only Jedi.
Saved you money.
Impeachment is more important.
They can't do this.
Ghost is the host, not a comic.
Yeah, thank you.
Cheers, Mark Anthony, by the way.
Thank you for the $15 bill, dude.
Cheers to that.
And, dude, why is everybody spoiling it for the Star Wars nerds, dude?
Look, look at the triggering in the chat room.
They're like, look, I haven't watched it yet.
Stop it.
I haven't watched it, you fuckers.
Don't ruin it.
Don't spoil it.
Don't spoil it for me.
Dude, seriously, don't spoil it for these nerds, dude.
And by the way, I don't really care either way, but I mean, what's the big deal?
Why is that such a big spoiler?
Is it a disappointment spoiler?
Or is it that kind of spoiler where it's like, oh, wow, really?
Oh, man, I can't wait till the next movie.
It sounds to me like it's a shit spoiler that, you know, you can save the money if you know ahead of time, one of those things.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, it's the worst in the Star Wars movie collection.
Okay, great.
Thank you, by the way, because I want to be honest with you.
I think it's about time that people start, you know, maybe getting creative and start thinking and looking to something else besides the Star Wars and the Star Treks and all these old sacred cows of branding and shit.
I mean, come on, man.
Come on.
And by the way, aren't they making it like politically correct now on the Star Wars?
Now they're trying to be politically correct and trying to throw their leftist narratives and shit on there.
I mean, give me a break, all right?
I mean, what's the old saying?
You get woke, you go broke, baby.
I mean, just ask any of these damn corporations that have tried to do that.
They've gone broke.
They've gone broke.
Here's mini moose.
Fuck off with that bugman shit.
Tired of hearing about Star Wars.
Go get your Star Wars DVDs out of the mail with your beard shampoo and your listeners.
Dude, I don't watch Star Wars, dude.
I don't even like fiction.
I don't like fiction.
You know, and let me explain something to you.
I'm a little bit of a movie savant.
I really like movies.
I actually am a big proprietor of a bunch of old movies.
I like to watch movies from the 30s, the 40s, and the 50s.
I like art movies, you know?
Ghost isn't wrong.
I started my consulting and engineering firm at the beginning of the Trump economy on $100.
There you go.
I've been flush with contracts.
First few years since Bush, I've made greater than $120,000.
You're damn right, dude.
Shit is getting built.
I am not endorsing Bush.
He was Zionist.
No, Derwicking is absolutely right.
And that's why I'm trying to tell everybody out here who's, for whatever reason, interpreting in their perspective that they're having a bad time during the Trump administration.
I encourage you to go out and get yourself some kind of a job.
There are more jobs available right now than there are people looking for them.
You're the only one that's preventing yourself from going out and making something better.
You're the only one doing it.
All right?
You're the only one doing it.
And by the way, I've been reading as of late the Zoomers.
Okay.
I know I've talked a lot of shit about the Generation Z, but it seems as if the Zoomers are starting to get a little bit fucking responsible fiscally.
I've been reading a lot of articles of 25-year-olds that have already got like $400,000 in the bank because they're saving 80% of their income and shit like that.
I mean, they are somewhat starting to become fiscally responsible.
The problem is, is that many of these Zoomers don't know what to do with their cash.
And if you've got a lot of cash and you don't know what to do with your cash, that's when fucking Wall Street and, you know, these fucking consultants and insurance people and all these people try to fucking get some of that wealth that doesn't know what to do.
So that's the bad part about the Zoomers.
They're very fiscal right now.
I'm not even joking around.
I've read so many articles of Zoomers actually like being very fiscal.
They're fucking saving 80% of their paychecks.
They're very fucking focused on retiring early and shit like that.
So I got to say, the Zoomers, you're on the right track, but you need to know what to do with the capital to make it work for you.
You know what I'm saying?
You can't just keep it in the bank and think that you're going to be able to fucking suffice yourself on the interest.
You've got to know what to do with it.
I'm telling you right now, I've read plenty of articles about Zoomers specifically.
These guys that are like 23, 24, 25 years old that have already fucking got like $300,000, $400,000 in their bank account and save 80% of whatever the hell they earn each month.
I'm not even joking.
So props to you guys, but please know what to do with the capital.
All right.
Please know what to do with the capital.
All right.
What is this?
Napalm Death Metal 00:13:58
Star Wars?
What is it?
Anonymous?
Star Wars wasn't much fiction, though.
They used a lot of analogies and metaphorical shit.
But if you read between the lines, the movie is very much a Masonic guide.
Well, you're absolutely right because, I mean, I'm not, I don't want to get Masonic here.
I know a lot of people think that, you know, I'm a Mason or whatever you folks think that I am.
I'm just trying to give you observations that you can take whatever, what you want to take with them.
I don't ever say that you need to believe in a certain set of spiritual components or anything.
But this person, Anonymous, they didn't even throw their name.
They are correct.
If you take a look at Darth Vader, okay?
What made Darth Vader so powerful in the first movie is the fact that he was a sorcerer high priest of a certain ancient religion in which the force was something he could tap into.
He was that spiritually enlightened, so to speak.
And of course, I don't know if you noticed that he had a Hitler helmet or excuse me, a Nazi helmet going on.
And as he talked, he talked out of a Masonic triangle.
But there's a lot of components to Darth Vader that, you know, kind of encompasses what this person who just didn't leave a name or anything is getting towards.
All right.
I mean, to be honest with you, during the first Star Wars, it was basically how modern science and ancient religions come together to take over galaxies and shit like that.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's why, even though the scientists were the ones that constructed the Death Star, they still needed the spiritual component of Darth Vader and Sith and all these other fucking, you know, characters that were involved in Jedi mind tricks and all that other shit.
Anyway, let's get to Derwicking here.
I got to get to the next $20, $20 bucker.
Derwicking said, the metals prospect got me going.
So first of all, buy gold and silver.
Second of all, here is some metal.
All right, let's say I got what metal.
I like to hear Derwicking's perspective in metal.
Sometimes I agree.
A lot of times I disagree.
But that's what makes us us.
You know, that's what makes individuals.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Garden of Shadows Oracle Moon, huh?
Sounds a little like Cannibal Corpse.
Anybody remember Cannibal Corpse?
I'm sure if I say Cannibal Corpse, most of you idiots are going to say boomer metal or something.
Or napalm death.
Y'all remember napalm death?
It sounds a little napalm death-ish as well.
All right, look at all these zoomers and all these fucking millennials in here talking trash about this metal.
All right?
Y'all remember Cannibal Corpse, baby?
Fucking napalm death.
This is that sound right here.
Fucking napalm death.
I can't even fucking do it.
I can't.
I mean, I think you gotta have special fucking like.
I can't even fucking do it.
I can't even do it.
I mean, give me a break.
Come on, man.
And wait, why is everybody saying metal?
This is garbage.
This is metal, dude.
This is fucking metal.
I mean, this is an acquired taste, obviously.
You gotta have a little bit of acquired taste to like this, but still.
It reminds me of Cannibal Corpse, dude.
It reminds me of fucking Napalm Death.
I mean, look, everybody's age is showing by how they're reacting to this.
No.
Those that are acting positive, they're obviously a little older, alright, than everybody else in the fucking chat room.
I can't do it, dude!
Hey, look, top content is 40.
Yeah, so you should at least maybe not dig this, but appreciate this.
This was big back in, I would say, your day.
You're a Gen Xer, so.
The Gen Xers were blessed with the Grunge movement, you know, which was the last significant musical movement in American history, unfortunately.
All right, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Pause this.
We got a dono here.
Although you call me a racist, white nationalist, anti-Semitic piece of shit, I won't accept an apology from you.
Here is a video you will enjoy.
The best thing this disgusting piece of shit has ever said.
Okay, well, Lone Star, I don't think I ever called you that, but if I did, well, you know, maybe there were some pertinence to it.
But anyway, thank you very much for the $20, $20 here.
Let's listen to a little bit more from Der Wicking's request here.
Look at this.
It's only been 2 minutes 49.
Hey, what does everybody think about this?
Truthfully, I haven't gotten everybody's assessment in the chat room.
What does everybody think?
What is everybody thinking here, huh?
I can't do it, dude.
The trash, ball-sacked baggers said trash.
Keen Scares, trash.
Deep throbing the mic, impeachment.
Gig Allen's better top content.
Yeah, that's a whole other different story.
Mr. Falco punched trash.
Poco Kitty thinks it's pretty good.
All right, Mandy thinks it's all right, but she would prefer different vocals.
Good instrumental vocals are wicked.
Repent and obey Jesus.
And the Pat Mechansby is still bitching about how it's too expensive to donate, for fuck's sake.
For heaven's sake, call Lamigra or some shit.
This song gave you HIV.
What the hell's that mean?
What the hell does that mean?
Yeah, Mr. K says it sucks.
And somebody, a Raptor 8 says, I'm trash.
Yeah, thanks a lot, you piece of shit.
Warded Opinion says he's millennial and he likes this.
That's cool, dude.
Hennis says his ears are bleeding.
probably got you know ass pumped a couple of times and the pressure got to his ears all right calm down Okay, pause this for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Lone Star again.
Here is some metal.
And here's some metal.
All right.
Well, we'll take a look at the metal here in just a second.
Hold on.
We did another one.
Especially when there are many, many.
Something you'll love.
MAGA 2020 bits.
You got your damn fucking right, baby.
Trump 2020, MAGA 2020, CAG 2020.
I'm 23 and I love all genres of classic metal.
Here's one of my favorites.
Mark Anthony, cheers to you, by the way, man.
That's a second dono.
You've already donated 35.
Cheers to you.
Cheers to the anonymous character that donated $100 at the beginning.
And everybody else, man, cheers to you guys for your support.
I really do appreciate it, man.
No bullshit.
All right.
And I hope that you're having a great Christmas time.
I will be broadcasting on Christmas Eve, dude.
All right.
I will be broadcasting on Christmas Eve.
And we're going to try to get into some internet tomfoolery since everybody's going to be off during that night.
Maybe we'll do some prank calling or something.
Who knows, you know?
Nothing with any ill intent, of course.
All right.
But anyway, let's get back to the video or excuse me, the song that we were listening to and trying to assess when it comes to Derwicking here.
So go ahead, play it here.
That's not bad.
Not bad.
I'm going to let it go for a few more seconds.
It's already been for about five minutes.
Hold on, hold on, what?
What?
Hey, fuck you.
I'm not a scuffed Alex Jones, you idiot.
All right, Alex Jones has been ripping me off.
All right.
I'm underground, baby.
You understand that?
I'm fucking underground.
And that's what you people don't understand, baby.
I am underground internet, baby.
You understand?
I'm like the fucking quado of the internet.
Remember that fucking character in Total Recall?
Remember that movie, Total Recall, the fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Let me tell you something right now.
I'm quato from that movie, baby.
All right, of the internet, quatto of the internet.
Anyway, play a couple more seconds of this, and then we'll move on.
That ain't bad.
I want to be honest with you, this is not bad.
I know that this is an acquired taste.
Metal is definitely an acquired flavor.
But anyway, cheers to Derwicking, dude.
Thank you very much for exposing some of us who haven't been exposed to metal to some damn metal disaster, to say the least.
All right.
Anyway, cheers to Derwicking.
Even though we agree to disagree on certain subjects, he's a good fan, dude.
All right.
All right.
Six minutes.
We're going to cut it off here.
Thank you very much.
If you want to hear the rest of the song, there it is.
You know where to find it on YouTube.
YouTube.
Everybody's doing the YouTube.
All right.
Who else do we got here?
We got Derwicking again.
Der Wicking back to back.
He says, watch out, folks.
If we don't get our shit together, we're going to go down the route of Europe, Rhodesia, and South Africa.
Daily PSA, he said.
All right, here it is, Derwicking.
Now, I'm not condoning this.
I don't know what this is.
I'm just playing with people wanting me to play here for a donation.
So if it is some kind of white nationalist crap or something, I do not condone this.
All right.
Everybody knows that I'm a melting pot of friendship.
Hold on just a second.
I don't know what this is.
Hold on just a second.
Everybody in here knows that I'm a melting pot of friendship.
Everybody knows that I have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, happen to be Hispandex, happen to be, you know, Kraut and muck shovel and mix and WAPs and all these other.
Listen, I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I don't need to preamble this.
So, what is it?
What, Pettis?
I'm tired.
Your shows are too long.
Can you come tuck me and daddy?
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Pettis, dude, get the fuck out.
Take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack, dude.
Jesus Christ.
All right, here it is.
Derwicking back to back here.
Let's go ahead and play with Derwicking requested.
Here, play it.
European nationalists fight for freedom.
Sheko's gonna even.
Jesus, what?
Another one or derwicking again.
Gonna go a different direction on this one.
This is about one of the most based Roman emperors.
Listen to the lyrics.
One of the most based Roman emperors?
What are you talking about?
Caligula?
Anyway, here, here's yours once again here.
This is a supposed PSA.
Jesus Christ.
Especially when there are men.
All right, there's Agent 69.
Here have Rob Powellson, one of the best voice actors, doing a duet with himself for an old Batman cartoon movie while he suffered from cancer.
Oh, shit.
Well, thank you very much for sharing that.
All right, let's go ahead and get played Derwickings here.
All right, here we go.
Yeah, London in the 80s.
There's nothing controversial about this footage here.
This is what it was.
Mame.
May.
Refugees In Greece 00:09:54
Uh-oh.
Hey, look, look, this is what people are going to have to do.
You can't go to the cartridge box.
It's got to be at the ballot box.
And you got to fight.
You got to convince the people.
That's what political science is about.
Political science is about the ability to persuade the majority of a geopolitical area for control.
It's as simple as that.
Now, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on just a second.
Now, pause this.
Pause this.
Hold on just one second here.
Let's go back to Greece, okay?
Let's go back to Greece because let me tell you, Greece was something completely different, okay?
Athens, I'll tell you what happened here.
Hold on.
What?
An oldie but goodie.
Hey, thank you.
Spitfire is best.
Thank you.
Let me explain what happened in Greece, okay?
Now, Greece was one of the first European Union countries to fall under its own socialist bullshit.
You see, in Greece, it was like everywhere else.
Oh, yes, we are European.
We only work until we're 40 years old.
Then we retire.
And we only have a five-hour workday.
We have three-hour lunches and all that bullshit.
You know, like this bourgeois liberalism.
Bourgeois socialism.
Hold on, hold on.
We got a dodo here.
Hope you're playing Halo Reach on PC Soon Ghost.
Halo.
I know.
People have been suggesting that there, Mark Anthony.
And thank you once again, dude.
Cheers to Mark Anthony and Derwicking and the anonymous folk for $100 and everybody else out here.
Cheers, dude.
All right.
But as I was stating, these people were pissed because they couldn't afford their stupid system anymore.
Because Greece produced nothing, it was a stagnant economy.
It was a bunch of people that were just expecting entitlements every month that it collapsed.
It economically collapsed on itself.
So, what the government had to do was take away some of these damn socialist programs that these stupid, pitiful people expected to have for the rest of their lives.
And this is why they went to the streets pissing and moaning because their little stupid socialist experiment imploded from within.
So, this has nothing to do with them, you know, and their identity or any of that other shit.
I just wanted to put that on the record because I remember this.
These people were just pissed at their stupid fucking socialist programs were being cut because they were fucking useless pieces of populated shit.
Play it.
Hungry is a different story, dude.
Hungary has become based big time.
Same with Poland, straight up the Ukraine, they're starting to become self-aware and realize that they want to be their own country.
The problem is, we have a lot of corruption in the Ukraine, and the Bidens have a lot to do with it.
The Bidens have a lot to do with it.
All right, Pinochet Airlines.
All right, hold on, let's watch a little bit more of this Derwicking video here.
I think the point of emphasis is that European should keep its cultural identity, which has been around for many, many centuries.
And this is where they call, hold on just a second, give me the who just derwicking here.
Derwicking, it was ghost.
That's why they pointed out the movement in Greece was Antifa, a bunch of socialists whining because they didn't have an economy to provide their entitlements.
Unlike the UK, Germany, France, Italy, etc.
You're exactly right.
And what they're describing here in the Calirgi, or what are they, this Calergy, his plan, is what they're doing right now, folks.
What Angela Merkel allowed in 2015.
Remember, Angela Merkel was in full control, at least politically, as it relates to her influence in the EU.
I'm talking to the parliament in Brussels.
And it was her decision to allow four to five million refugees to enter the EU provinces and saturate the populations of European countries.
And as a result, what they're doing by doing that is by allowing these refugees to come in, they want to ethnically cleanse, for a lack of a better term, the original bloodlines of Europe.
They want to erase the cultural linkages of what makes each country of the memberships of the European Union their own country.
They want to eliminate any Germans.
They don't want any pure German bloodline or Swedish bloodline.
They want to merge that into a new Europe.
And this is what they're talking about in this plan, Calergy.
And that's exactly what's happening right now.
That's exactly what I was talking about.
All right.
Ghost getting dolled up.
Oh, fuck off, Chad Pooper Griffin.
I know that's some piece of shit.
All right.
But once again, folks, and this was, look, this is a damn video from 2013.
Somebody who put this video together saw what was about to happen because the major influx of refugees came in in 2015.
I remember it like it was yesterday when you had lines, like it looked like a fucking supply line in a goddamn war zone of people just walking right into Europe and going in, populating fucking villages who had populations of a thousand, overpopulating it with like 20,000 jihudis so they take over the damn village.
It is unbelievable, but you can think this disgusting piece of trash right here, a woman.
Remember how they always used to say, oh, if we had woman leaders, we would never have any problems.
We would never have any wars.
Yeah, there's a woman leader right there.
And what is this?
Marshall Bernsey, remember that cultural replacement is a real thing.
The UN even made an equation for this type of situation.
Remember, corporatism and uncultured are the true threat to the West.
Okay, well, you know, it is what it is, dude.
All right, let's play the rest of this.
But people should vent their frustration at this woman right here if you are really sick of what's happened in Europe and the refugee problems that you now are faced with that ain't going to go away.
And if they do go away, it's going to take at least a century or two to rid the problem.
Yeah, but there's not enough of this, dude.
There's not enough of this stuff.
It wasn't enough.
It was not enough.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
This needs to be done, but it wasn't enough, dude.
And Derwicking here, by the way, traitorous Mass Merkel is a scuffed German Hillary, fucking East German sack of shit pinko.
You're damn right.
But like I was saying, Derwicking, I mean, this wasn't good enough, dude.
I mean, the Ukraine, I mean, this was right before, if I'm not mistaken.
Well, actually, it was a little bit before the Russians took over Crimea.
So this is a very, you know, interesting situation we've got going on here.
And I wish that many of the Europeans that are native to these lands, they rose up, but they're just not doing it.
And I mean, I hate to say that, but man, they have put in over 5 million refugees from North Africa and the Middle East.
And these are battle-hardened people.
These are people that have seen people's heads chopped off.
These are people that have seen the worst of the worst.
And that's why they don't care.
So it's a very fucked up situation in Europe, dude.
The only hope of maintaining life and culture of European people's lives in the reestablishment of fully self-governing European homelands.
Good luck trying to get rid of the EU, dude.
The EU wants their own army.
You know that?
European Homelands 00:06:52
Turn this shit off.
Oh, fuck it.
Fuck you, skunkler.
Why don't you fucking learn something instead of being some piece of shit?
It's all I hear from you is piece of shit shit.
All right.
Yeah, I know.
Wake up Europe.
They didn't do this.
Was in 2013.
They never woke up, man.
It's sad.
It's a sad sight to see, but they never woke up, dude.
Anyway, thank you, Derwicking, and I understand where you're coming from, but they didn't wake up.
What are you going to do about it, dude?
Sucks.
All right, look, we got another Jamie Williamson here, folks.
So viewer discretion is advised.
I'm going to have to fucking vet this one as well.
All right, let me make sure that this Jamie Williamson doesn't.
All right, hold on just a second.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
All right.
Viewer discretion is advised, folks.
Okay.
How come YouTube allows this shit to be up on the video for people to fucking watch?
I mean, I'm not even joking around.
How does YouTube allow this?
Anyway, Jamie Williamson, of course, with his homo erotica, got a lot of fucking problems.
He donated a $20, $20 so that you and I can be exposed to this.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, I mean, look at this.
Let me turn this up.
I mean, give me a break.
I mean, this is fucking complete homo erotica, dude.
Why?
I mean, this is on YouTube, dude, and it's got over fucking half a million hits.
Jesus Christ, with the fucking man ass.
Jesus Christ, dude.
Oh, my God, this is just disgusting.
Turn that off.
Jesus Christ.
Christ, man.
I mean, just come out of the closet already here, Jamie Williamson, you fucking sick freak.
I guarantee you, you got yourself a fucking VIP pass at the damn bathhouse.
I'm sorry, folks.
I don't want to watch this, but you got Jamie Williamson over here thinking that we need to be exposed to this type of material.
And I don't get why.
I don't get why, dude.
Jesus Christ, I'm sorry, folks.
I don't know when the hell to censor.
I mean, this is just disgusting, dude.
It's just disgusting.
Jesus Christ, dude.
All right, get this out of here.
All right, get it out of here.
Get out for Christ's sake, man.
Jamie Williamson, you're a fucking sick maniac.
You know that?
Why don't you keep your homo erotica to yourself?
We don't want to know about it, dude.
Jesus Christ, man.
Hold on.
I got to take a couple of hits of some tetrahydrocannabinol after that, dude.
I mean, are you shitting me?
I'm not, I'm not kidding.
This is the kind of shit that they're subjecting Khalid Sheikh Mohammed to right now in Guantanamo Bay.
And this is what you fucking idiots are doing to me.
Give me my smoke.
This is fucking torture, dude.
This is fucking legitimately torture.
You know, I need a beer for heaven's sake.
If you all will excuse me, all right, I'm trying to cut my beer intake down because, you know, it's liquid bread and shit.
But I can't help it, dude.
If I'm going to continue the show, I've got to have some fucking beer for Christ's sake.
See, you know what time it is, right?
It's time for more beer.
Goddamn right, baby.
And I've always got myself an ice chest full of fucking beer right next to me at all times, just in case for these special occasions right here.
All right.
And by the way, what you want to do is when you pull your goddamn can out of an ice chest, you want to wipe it down.
You want none of that disgusting piss water to get in your beer.
Next thing you know, you got fucking diarrhea.
You know, so just FYI.
All right.
Now, once again, I'm continuing to drink this Stella Artos.
And the reason is, is because the liquor store I go to, dude, you buy two 12 packs, you get one free.
I like that.
And not to mention, this is a pretty decent beer.
I know it's known in Europe as wife beater beer.
Believe it or not, that's what it's known as.
But I like it.
I like it.
It's just enough alcohol content for me to still have a damn session drinking session.
And it's not strong enough that's going to get me fucking completely hammered like I was this past Saturday at the goddamn wine tasting.
Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out there.
I'm drinking a little bit of Stella Artos.
Cheers to all the fans out there.
Once again, spread this show around the internet and throughout the world.
Trans Ice Chess.
Get the fuck out of here, Trans Ice Chest, for Christ's sake.
Cheers to everybody out there, by the way.
And I'm drinking from a Stella Artos glass.
That's another reason.
I got a whole fucking set of these little fucking nice, you know, glasses that make you drinking beer.
It makes you look a little fucking elegant.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, cheers, baby.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
My favorite part of the show.
Ghost's Kazoo Nose Solo.
Notice he plays his kazoo nose in James Beer after he sees something gay?
Help me out, chat.
Hey, come on, Heil Galor.
Heil Galer.
I mean, fuck you, Skunkler.
Heil Galor.
Dude, you see, this is why I have to fucking drink, dude.
There's no way I can continue in good faith, continue the broadcast, and be able to fucking...
Just fucking leave me alone, dude.
All right.
Let me drink and smoke here, and we'll get back to the fucking $20, $20 bucker.
How many do we have?
We got one.
We've got two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Jesus Christ.
When the fuck did you all donate these fucking things, dude?
Oh, great.
And to think that I thought that raising the price to $20, $20 was going to prevent these pileups from happening, dude.
I mean, Jesus fucking hell.
Anyway, cheers, everybody.
Hitler Stash Video 00:04:01
Cheers.
All right, let's get to Noble Sale.
Hold on, I didn't.
Let me take another hit, dude.
I'm sorry.
I have to take another hit.
Here, let me empty out this fucking, this ash.
Here, give me that.
Let me give that nugget here.
I have this big ass fucking nugget here.
Listen, listen, I'm going to break it off.
I'm going to break off.
Oh, yeah.
Woo!
You're damn right.
And when you break it off the nugget, you can smell that pungent tetrahydrocannabinol in the air, dude.
So, all right.
Cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
Once I take a couple of hits, we're going to get back to the damn $20, $20, and we're going to move on, all right?
Here we go.
Cheers.
That's what I'm talking about, dude.
We got Dirt Winking again.
What's up, Dirt Winking?
He said, Prost Ghost, I'm old school and I'm drinking PBR.
Dude, isn't Pap's Blue Ribbon drank by a bunch of hipster fruits?
Learned to love it when I was in North Carolina, and they could be had at one buck a beer all over town.
Oh, God, excuse me.
But isn't Paps Blue Ribbon?
Isn't that what the hipsters drink?
For heaven's sake, anyway, let's move on.
Noble Savage, dude.
What's going on, Noble Savage?
Good to see him once again.
Noble Savage says, I heard you like foreign cars in joy.
So, what kind of foreign car are you going to try to suggest to me here?
What you doing, dude?
Ah, dude, come on, man.
Come on, man.
Put the PC shot on.
Hitler's car, Hitler's car.
Really is a beautiful car.
Yeah.
I mean, look at this moment.
I mean, wait, wait, wait.
Why is John Lovitz in here?
What's John Lovitz doing in here?
I don't think the hat does that.
Yes, they did.
Ow.
Oh, honey.
Oh.
Did you burn yourself?
Yeah.
Oh, I told you.
I mean, are you kidding me?
So, I mean, are they inferring that this Jewish man, John Lovitch, is driving Hitler's car?
I really like your dyke.
Bye!
Oh yeah!
No, shit, it is Hitler's car.
Look at that.
Look at this swastika.
This is Hitler's car.
This is Hitler's car.
Oh, give me a break.
He's got the Hitler stash.
He get the fuck out of here.
burnt a Hitler stash on him.
Give me a fucking break.
Give me a fucking break.
Some old man.
All right, that was that ending was pretty good.
Okay, you got me with the ending there.
You know, some old World War II vets like, fuck this.
I'm shooting Das Hitler.
Oh, my God.
Michael Moore Admits Truth 00:03:54
That was pretty funny.
All right.
All right.
That was that was pretty.
That was hilarious.
All right, Noble Savage.
You got me there, dude.
Cheers to Noble Savage.
That was requested by him.
Let's keep going because we got these $20, $20 piled up, man.
This next one is by Lone Star.
And it looks like Lone Star hooked it up with a back-to-back.
Anyway, this first one by Lone Star is saying, Ghost, although you call me a racist, a white nationalist, anti-Semitic piece of shit, I will accept an apology from you.
Here is a video you will enjoy.
The best thing this disgusting piece of shit ever said.
All right, well, I don't know who the hell you're talking about.
Like I said, I don't know if I called you that, but if I did, I probably did so because it was pertinent to the way you were acting.
So let's see what Lone Star requested here.
And what is this?
Uh-oh.
Are you kidding me?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Michael Moore?
What is this shit?
I know a lot of people in Michigan that are planning to vote for Trump.
And they're not, they don't necessarily like him that much.
And they don't necessarily agree with him.
They're not racists and rednecks or they're actually pretty decent people.
And so I wanted to sort of, after talking to a number of them, I wanted to sort of, I wanted to write this.
Donald Trump came to the Detroit Economic Club and stood there in front of the Ford Motor executives and said, if you close these factories as you're planning to do in Detroit and build them in Mexico, I'm going to put a 35% tariff on those cars we just send back and nobody's going to buy them.
I mean, hold on, pause this.
Pause it.
I mean, this is completely accurate.
That's why for these Democrats to suggest that Trump is a danger to America.
He's anti-American.
He's done nothing but pro-American policies.
All right.
And even fucking Michael Moore has to admit this.
Even Michael Moore has to admit.
Talk to one of the most beloved American heroes.
All right.
Thank you, Derwick.
And once again, man, cheers.
But like I said, even Michael Moore can attest to this because remember, Michael Moore built his career on making documentaries about Michigan specifically, you know, and showing how the factories and all the things that were making Michigan prosperous about 50 years ago were leaving Michigan and that politicians of both sides, whether it was Republican or Democrat, were allowing this to happen.
And you see, here you have Donald Trump.
Not only did he not allow it, he said, you could go ahead and do it, but we're going to slap a 35% fucking tax on your shit if you're going to move the factory from the United States to Mexico.
That is a pro-American worker president.
He cares about the country.
You know, he cares about the fucking country.
And Michael Moore, even though he may disagree, he is somebody who understands that even if he, if I don't like the way he is, even if I think that he's a little pompous or I think that he's a little boisterous, the guy has delivered when it comes to American work, when it comes to raising wages without having to use the government force to do so.
He has lowered unemployment.
So I'm telling you right now, it's good to hear Michael Moore, even though he doesn't like Trump, being rational and understanding why Trump is winning.
It was an amazing thing to see.
No politician, Republican or Democrat, had ever said anything like that to these executives.
And it was music to the ears of people in Michigan and Ohio and Pennsylvania and Wisconsin.
Trump's Biggest Fuck You 00:02:38
The Brexit states.
You live here in Ohio.
You know what I'm talking about.
Whether Trump means it or not is kind of irrelevant because he's saying the things to people who are hurting.
And it's why every beaten-down, nameless, forgotten working stiff who used to be part of what was called the middle class loves Trump.
He is the human Molotov cocktail that they've been waiting for.
The human hand grenade that they can legally throw into the system that stole their lives from them.
And on November 8th, Election Day, although they lost their jobs, although they've been foreclosed down by the bank, next came the divorce, and now the wife and kids are gone.
The car's been repoed.
They haven't had a real vacation in years.
They're stuck with the shitty Obamacare bronze plan where you can't even get a fucking perfect set.
They've essentially lost everything they had except one thing.
The one thing that doesn't cost them a cent and is guaranteed to them by the American Constitution, the right to vote.
They might be penniless.
They might be homeless.
They might be fucked over and fucked up.
It doesn't matter because it's equalized on that day.
A millionaire has the same number of votes as the person without a job.
One.
And there's more of the former middle class than there are in the millionaire class.
So on November 8th, the dispossessed will walk into the voting booth, be handed a ballot, close the curtain, and take that lever or felt pen or touchscreen and put a big fucking X in the box by the name of the man who has threatened to upend and overturn the very system that has ruined their lives.
Donald J. Trump.
They see that the elites who ruined their lives hate Trump.
Corporate America hates Trump.
Wall Street hates Trump.
The career politicians hate Trump.
The media hates Trump.
After they loved him and created him.
And now hate him.
Thank you, media.
The enemy of my enemy is who I'm voting for on November 8th.
I mean, you know, you just on November 8th.
Blowing Up The System 00:04:07
Couldn't say it any more clearly than that.
Steve Blow, Bob Blow, Billy Blow, Billy Bob Blow, all the blows.
Get to go and blow up the whole goddamn system because it's your right.
Trump's election is going to be the biggest fuck you ever recorded in human history.
And it will feel good.
You're damn right.
And it's felt good.
And that's why you have the establishment, that's why you have the deep state trying to bite back at Donald Trump with this bogus impeachment.
I mean, goddamn, I can't believe people aren't up in arms at these Democrats in the House of Representatives.
Give me a break.
And hold on, why isn't Tijuana geniuses?
Hold on, I'm going to replay yours, dude.
I don't understand why they didn't play and didn't talk.
Keep in mind, many modern Toyotas, Nissans, Kia's, even BMWs, and Mercedes have been manufactured in the American South, specifically in free-to-work states.
They're not held prisoner in union states like American car manufacturers are.
Well, you're absolutely correct.
But at the same time, they're Tijuana genius.
What Trump emphasized yesterday at the rally in Battle Creek, Michigan is that 30% of the cars that we consume are manufactured in Mexico.
And that sure as hell could have been 50 to 60% by now if we would have elected a Hillary Rotten Clinton.
I'm telling you, I don't understand why anyone would hate this man.
This man has done more pro-American policy than any president that I can even remember.
And, you know, Michael Moore was absolutely right in that clip.
This was a big fuck you to that criminal organization that we call Washington, D.C.
The same organization that gives its own quid pro quos, that has its own status quo of fleecing America and fleecing other countries whenever it's opportune to do so.
Pay for play is something that was happenstance prior to Trump going in there and draining the fucking swamp.
And that's why you have this elitist group of people who thought for many years they had a monopoly on our perspective.
For many years, the media, in conjunction with Washington, D.C., controlled how we viewed things from the way we viewed 9-11-2001, from the way we viewed the Iraq war, Afghanistan war, etc.
1913.
Abolish the IRS, Federal Reserve, undo 1933, abolish Social Security.
Existing payers still contribute and are funded.
All future Americans no longer contribute or are eligible.
I want to be completely honest.
I want to be completely honest with you, Derwicking.
If it were up to me, I think that we should abolish Social Security for everybody.
Because the whole reason why we're here, the whole reason why we're $23 trillion in debt and have no fucking pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of to show for it, is because of the politicians who have already obligated that funds for these stupid endeavors like the Great Society, etc.
So, in my personal opinion, I think that what we need to do is we need to continue on the path in which Trump has paved for us.
And what we do is we make sure that we elect candidates at every single fucking level of government, from municipal, from state government, federal government.
We need to have folks that are going to be honest and are going to truly represent their constituency.
Because many times, when you elect these politicians, they become mini dictators and think that they can vote and say and pass whatever legislation that they want.
Pelosi Committed Treason 00:06:07
And I think it's fucking disgusting.
All right.
And I think that what we need to do, folks, is we need to take control of our government because this is a government made for the people and by the people.
And just like Michael Moore, who I disagree with many a time on many a different subject, said in that last clip, all right, what Trump was was an anti-establishment grenade being thrown into Washington, D.C.
And that's why Washington, D.C. doesn't care about the rule of law anymore.
I mean, that's why we can have Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi commit outright treason by just holding the articles of impeachment and not delivering them to the Senate.
All right, this is treason.
Okay?
And I can't believe that this woman can continue to remain as the House of Representatives, Speaker of the House, and still remain a free woman, considering that she is not obeying the foundations of what creates our society.
So treason is the way it is.
And how long is she going to hold these damn articles of impeachment?
This is an election year.
I mean, is she going to use this over the head of the president so they can campaign on it?
Is that what they're going to do?
This is fucking unethical.
It is illegal.
And that's why I'm telling you right now, Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi needs to be arrested.
And I'm calling on the sergeant of arms to do his damn job.
And when Nancy Pelosi enters the damn halls of Washington, D.C., you slap the cuffs on her and throw her into isolation because she is not the fucking leader of the country.
Okay?
She doesn't have the right to yield the type of bullshit power that her plastic face fucking ass thinks that she has.
She needs to be thrown in prison.
Do you understand that?
She was the one that initiated this fucking article of impeachment bullshit.
She was the one that granted the House.
Remember, she's the Speaker of the House.
She's the leader of the House of Representatives.
She was the one that wanted to bring this forward.
We had a vote on it yesterday.
They voted to impeach.
How come she refuses to give the Articles of Impeachment to the Senate?
Because she knows that there's going to be a Senate trial and all the things that are dirty within the Democratic Party are going to be exposed in that damn campaign or in that trial, excuse me.
And that's why she doesn't want to do it.
That's why you got Chuck Kick the American people in the ball schumer coming out this morning crying about fairness when it comes to the Senate trial.
The audacity of these fucking Democrats crying about fairness when they gave the president no due process of law, no fair trial in the House.
They didn't even allow the Republicans to cross-examine these bullshit, idiotic morons that they were cross-examining in private at the basement of the fucking Washington, D.C.
It's pathetic.
So I find it funny that now the Democrats are crying foul about a fair trial in the Senate when they were the ones that robbed the president of the United States of due process and a fair trial.
They basically convicted the president guilty and he's trying to prove himself innocent, which goes against the very foundation of our country.
So that's why I'm saying this damn plastic face Pelosi needs to be thrown in jail and she needs to be thrown in jail quick.
And that's all there is to it.
Anyway, thank you, Lone Star, for that video of Michael Moore.
And I'm telling you right now, that is a rational leftist perspective.
If the leftists truly interpreted Donald Trump's tenure in this country, they would interpret exactly as what Michael Moore just suggested right there.
That Donald Trump cares about the American worker, that he prevents these massive amounts of manufacturing from going outside the United States, going to Mexico, China, etc.
We finally got somebody that cares about the American people and the executive branch, and that's why these idiots in Washington, D.C. hate them.
So I'm telling you right now, somebody needs to arrest Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi.
She has no right to hold on to the articles of impeachment that have been voted on by the House.
She is obligated legally to give them to the Senate.
She cannot hold on to them and hold it over the head of a president.
This is unprecedented.
This is disgusting.
And I'm telling you right now, this woman needs to be thrown in jail.
All right.
There's no if she is committing treason.
There's no if, ands, or buts about it.
She is not obeying the Constitution.
Okay?
The House voted.
The articles of impeachment are voted in.
It's time for the Senate to conduct a trial.
Okay.
And she knows that the damn Senate ain't going to fucking, they ain't going to impeach Trump.
And secondly, they're going to expose the criminality that's truly underlying within the Democratic Party.
And that's why she doesn't want to fucking send those articles to the Senate.
She knows it.
I know it.
And anybody who has any common sense knows it too.
So once again, the sergeant at arms, do your fucking job and arrest this woman.
Arrest her.
Who the fuck does this woman think she is?
Who the fuck does this?
She was not elected to be the fucking overlord of the president.
You're a fucking speaker of the house that's supposed to dictate your little fucking majority Democrats.
You don't have the right to do what you're doing, Pelosi!
You don't have the right to do what you're doing.
And it's straight treason.
So that's all there is to it.
Something needs to happen.
All right?
Something needs to happen out here.
She cannot indefinitely hold these fucking articles of impeachment.
And did you hear her this morning when she gave her stupid fucking press conference?
She didn't even want to talk about impeachment.
Arrest Her Immediately 00:05:23
Can you believe that?
She voted on, she headed the goddamn house and voted on impeachment.
All right, give me more daddy ghosts.
Oh, shut up.
That's not the real Dr. B, you sick assholes.
And she didn't want to talk about impeachment.
I mean, what a piece of fucking trash.
All right.
I'm telling you all right now, you know, we need to start getting active.
All right.
I mean, people need to start getting into the face of Plastic Face Pelosi and say, you have committed treason.
You should be thrown in jail.
And that's all there is to it, folks.
There is no other way out from this.
If we allow Nancy Pelosi to indefinitely hold these articles of impeachment, she is degrading the integrity of our government.
And I'm telling you right now, she needs to be thrown in jail.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let me move on to the next fucking video out here for Christ's sake.
But that's all there is to it, man.
You people need to fucking wake up.
This next one is by Lone Star.
Lone Star requested this and he said, this is some metal.
He did a back-to-backer.
He's the guy that donated the Michael Moore video.
And now he has donated some metal.
So what does everybody think about this metal?
Go ahead and play it.
What is this?
All right.
Got you some decent intro.
Decent intro guitar.
What does everybody think?
See, let's hear the vocal.
Oh, wait, why'd you change the tempo?
They changed the tempo there.
Hold on, let's hear the vocal.
Let me give it another 30 seconds.
I mean, this is okay.
I'm not saying it's horrible.
This is definitely metal.
Yeah, this is definitely metal here.
What does everybody think in the chat room about this thus far?
Yeah, Mr. Falco punches trash.
Elvis B says trash.
All right, what else we got better than Pantera?
Fuck you, the better than Pantera shit.
You can't hear Home Depot in this, Kyler.
Shut up your ass.
Team Scare says it's garbage.
Hold on, pause this.
Hold on.
We got a dono here.
Who the hell just donated?
Derwicking again.
Derwicking said there is another way out, ghost helicopter rides and right-wing death squad.
Dude, I'm not condoning that.
I'm not condoning.
Play the rest of this.
My leather mistress says, yeah.
What kind of name is that?
I mean, this isn't bad.
This isn't bad, okay?
I'm just.
It's metal, okay?
It's Metal 2020.
What is that?
Pelosi 2020.
Get the fuck out of here there, Dr. B. Pelosi 2020.
Are you fucking kidding me?
More like Pelosi for prison, dude.
Pelosi for prison, Pelosi for prison!
All right, here's the solo.
You know what?
This is metal, dude.
I can dig this.
This isn't bad.
This is Suicide Nation at the Gates.
At the Gates is the name of the band.
Suicide Nation.
This isn't bad, dude.
I definitely think this is pretty good stuff.
This is definitely metal there, Lone Star.
Not bad at all, folks.
I know some people in here are getting tired of the metal.
I get it, dude.
We got people that like metal.
We got people that listen that like metal.
I mean, what are you going to do, dude?
I mean, metal is fucking, it's masculine.
You know what I mean?
shows that you got a pair of balls i mean it's better than listening to the fucking what is it what do y'all listen to nowadays Billy Alic?
MAGA 2020 Bitch 00:10:15
Is that it?
Oh, I'm a girl.
Likes cigarettes put out of my face.
Oh, I'm a scuffed little Zan.
Oh, yeah, I'm fucking Billy Alic.
You want to release, but I won't because I'm a fucking dyke.
You see it?
I mean, give me a break.
And who the hell is this dove of oneness?
Speaking of the law, can you talk about Nasara?
I would like to talk about a lot of shit, okay?
Seriously, I would like to talk about a lot of stuff.
But, dude, I have got so many goddamn fucking $20, 20 buckers.
And to think that I thought that we were going to fucking, you know, kind of curb the amount of people donating.
No, but just the complete fucking opposite, for Christ's sake.
The complete fucking opposite.
So, all right, let's move on here.
All right.
Thank you, Lone Star.
We definitely said that that was some fucking metal.
Here's the next one.
Something you'll love, MAGA 2020, bitch.
So let's see what this is here by somebody by the name of Something You'll Love.
So what is it that I love?
What is it?
Hold on.
I got to wait for an ad for Christ's sake because it's YouTube, YouTube.
Everybody's doing the YouTube.
All right, here we go.
Once again, Something You'll Love requested this.
What is this?
Run!
Ha, ha, ha!
I wanna be like the Donald Trump.
Are you serious?
I wanna be like the Donald Trump.
I wanna be like the Donald Trump.
Get damn.
The Donald Trump.
Well, I can fly around in my own jet plane.
Have a big tall building that shouts my name.
Tell my stylist to give me that hair.
And no one is like to be a billionaire.
I get politics right out the door.
Cause we're not gonna take it anymore.
Getting my picture of it.
Damn right, baby.
And everybody else just winning life.
I wanna be like Donald Trump 2020, baby.
Ain't nothing you can do about it.
I mean, he's gonna turn impeachment into a campaign, baby.
He's gonna sell impeachment shirts.
What?
Donald Trump gonna be selling impeachment shirts.
What?
Make America great again.
And I'll never give up.
Just stand back and watch me win.
Yeah.
Yeah, get damned Trump 2020, baby.
I know it hurts you.
I know it stings you liberals right up your goddamn rosebud and fucking toss the starfish ass.
People would come because everybody knows I can get it done.
I would need no money from lobbyists.
I speak from the hot and jelly like it is.
I want to be like the Donald Trump.
I want to be like the Donald.
I want to be like the Donaldson.
You're damn right, baby.
Trump 2020.
You all remember that, baby.
I know it stings you, liberals.
Make America great again.
And I'll never give up this time.
We're making America great again.
You're right, baby.
We're making America great again.
Yeah.
Damn!
If you feel that inspired, come on, come on.
If you're sick and you're tiger, I know it hurts, liberals.
Trump 2020, baby.
Suck it!
All right?
All you goddamn liberals out there that are getting all salty, boy, suck it.
I want to be like the Donald Trump.
Donald Trump in the house, baby.
Could somebody just donate?
Punchy Clint Eastwood Crunchy Steven Seagal.
Punchy.
What?
All right, Noble Savage.
Hold on.
We're almost done with this one song here.
And who the hell just donated for a two bucks again?
Dove of Oneness.
I already fucking said your name, you stupid shithead.
All right, here we go.
Go ahead and play the rest of this.
Make America great.
Yeah.
You all know it's Trump 2020, don't you?
You can feel it, can't you?
We're gonna be partying like it's 2016, boy.
You're goddamn right.
Damn right.
Oh, man, that was a fun song right there.
All right, that was a fun song requested by something you'll love.
What's going on, man?
No shit.
MAGA 2020.
And if you don't like it, then you don't know shit from Shionola.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
All right.
If you don't like it, you don't know shit from Shinola.
All right, let's move on here.
Let's go to the next one because we got them piling up, dude.
So I don't want to fucking be here all night.
I do not want to do a goddamn nine-hour show.
Blowfish carrot, blowfish, carrot, blowfish carrot.
What is this blowfish carrot?
I don't get it.
Can somebody tell me?
Because I don't get this crap.
Blowfish carrot, Can somebody shut this stupid shit up?
Shut up for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, man.
Fat Man 1945.
He says, I'm 21, and I hate like 95% of the music nowadays.
As for metal, I love me some Pan Terra, Black Sabbath, Wasp, Docking, Iron Maiden, Alice Cooper, mainly classic 80s and 90s.
I don't blame you, dude.
I don't blame you.
Anyway, cheers.
Thank you very much.
I don't know what the hell this blowfish carrot shit means, but let's get to the next one here.
This next one is by Mark Anthony.
Mark Anthony said, I'm 23 and I love all genres of classic metal.
Here's one of my favorites.
So we get to get a get to hear yet another metal song.
How y'all liking this medal tonight, huh?
We got a medal Thursday night up in here for Christ's sake.
We're partying.
All right, we got all kinds of beer, and we're prepping for the Saturday Night Troll Show, which will be on Saturday night.
I will be there.
I'm not going to no fucking wine tastings or anything of that nature.
So we're doing it, baby.
Anyway, Mark Anthony, here it is.
He's requesting some metal.
So let's go ahead and see what the hell he's got here.
What is this?
I definitely hear some 80s in there.
Do y'all hear the 80s influence?
As a matter of fact, I remember Grim Reaper.
Wasn't Grim Reaper the lead singer a little fat in the ass?
Wasn't it?
What?
There's a free sample instrumental you can download.
Nice try, though.
Nice stolen beat.
It's a ripoff.
What are you talking about?
What the fuck is he talking about?
Funny how the song's instrumental ain't even original.
Who are you talking about?
Nice stolen beat.
What are you fucking talking about, you moron?
Anyway, is it the lead singer of Grim Reaper?
Isn't he a little fat face?
He's like, he's got a fat little pig face.
I'm not even judging that fat little pig face.
I kept my eyes on you because I tell you that.
But this is definitely 80s classic.
You can definitely hear the influence there.
See you later.
See you in hell.
All right, we got like a mixed view in the chat room, as you can see, folks.
People are like, you know, I guess it's horrible.
Some people are saying this rocks.
You know, Keem scares, I like to hear what his stupid dumb wannabe fuckin' bada-bing going ass wants to fuckin' hear.
Look, look at NSL07.
This is flat and boring, okay?
Flat and boring, dude.
And look, the pet Mexican is still bitching about the price to donate.
I mean, can you fuck off, pet Mexican here?
Here's a rubber tortilla.
Chew on it, boy.
Jesus Christ, see you in hell!
Mark Anthony Metal Show 00:14:52
How much longer do we have on this one here?
Alright, it's almost over, okay?
Once again, this was Mark Anthony trying to show us a little bit of metal here.
A little bit of Mark Anthony metal.
So everybody, we gotta.
I think I saw more people digging this than not digging this.
I think we can go with that general assessment.
See you in hell!
Hell yeah.
All right.
Cheers to Mark Anthony.
No more people that dig it that don't like it, man.
Cheers to that.
All right.
Everybody out there is giving us their little perspective of metal.
I do appreciate that.
No bullshit.
All right.
Let's continue on, dude, because we got back to Guess who's next?
Derwicking again.
What's going on, Derwicking?
Derwicking said, gonna go different direction on this one.
This one is about the most base Roman emperors.
Listen to the lyrics.
So this has turned into the Thursday Night Metal Show out of just de facto.
Thursday Night Metal show up in here.
Derwicking, let's go ahead and see what he requested here.
This is supposed to be about one of the most based Roman emperors.
So let's take a listen to this.
Hold on.
We got to wait a couple of seconds for a damn advertisement.
Here we go.
Derwicking and his metal perspective here.
Play it.
All right.
Where is this?
All right.
Okay.
Sounds like a little scuff nine-inch nails.
All right, is this the Pet Shop Boys?
So, what does everybody think about this?
Why does everybody think about this?
I'm watching video says this is terrible.
Blackworm says this is JAF.
Chad Pooker Rippin says this is Fruity.
Bastade Bastion says he sounds like Pantera.
Yeah, right.
Pettish says this is music at the Oola La Bar.
Fuck you, dude.
Don't talk about my bar like that.
Derwicking says, listen to the lyrics.
Okay, we've got to listen to the lyrics to appreciate it.
I'm listening to the lyrics, dude.
I don't get it, you know?
I mean, is anybody else getting anything out of this?
I want to be honest with you, they're drinking.
I got to agree to disagree with you, dude.
This is not something I'd be listening to.
Let's just put it that way, dude.
The princess of Wales, her sexual drive, stop dead under the river in the capital of romance.
Dude, this sounds pretty fruity, dude.
I mean, this sounds like some gay twink should be leprechaunting his ass on a dance floor with a fucking like disco ball.
Ancient goddess of the moon, things you do not need to love.
Oh my god, all right.
Hold on, hold on.
All right, it's almost over.
Good, thanks.
Jeez, dude.
I have to admit, dude, that was not good.
That was not good, dude.
This was, yeah, somebody said scuff depeche mode.
That kind of accurately describes it.
A scuff depend mode, for Christ's sake.
And look, you know, the pesh mode is rather fruity, but at least you got a decent tune to it.
You know what I mean?
At least some of their shit is a personal Jesus.
Something that can hear you piss.
Something you miss.
You know, some shit like that.
I mean, it's, they've got a decent tune to it.
Anyway, let's go ahead.
Thank you, Derwicking, though.
We appreciate you trying to expose us to some of the music that you bump in your car.
We do appreciate it, man.
Anyway, let's get to the next one here.
This is Agent 69.
Agent 69 says, here have Rob Paulson, one of the best voice actors, doing a duet with himself for an old Batman cartoon while he suffered from cancer.
All right, well, let's see what it is for Christ's sake.
All right, let's see what it is.
Hey, wait, wait, why people are talking shit because I brought up the pesch mode?
Dude, the pesch mode was a pretty good fucking band.
They had pretty good tunes, dude.
What is this?
A Ghost, You're Uncultured.
It's describing Nero's reign and using Christians as lighting for Rome.
Pro-Hellenic, Hellenic, excuse me.
Thank you.
All right.
We appreciate it.
All right.
But wait a minute.
Why are people making fun of me?
Because I'm bringing up the Pesh Mode, man.
The Pesh Mode was a decent band.
All right.
I mean, it had a decent.
They were fruiters and you know they sang a lot about gay stuff, but I mean, you know, give me a fucking break for Christ's sake, man.
It's fucking depeche mode, man.
All right.
I mean, you know, enjoy the silence.
All I ever wanted.
All I ever needed was he in my arms.
Words like fairy unnecessary.
They can only do harm.
You kidding me?
Anyway, I can't believe I even sang that.
Let's move on, folks, before you know I start going cookster over here.
All right.
Agent 69.
He's, yeah, here's Rob Paulson here.
Rob Poulson, this is supposed to be.
All right.
Agent 69.
Okay.
I appreciate it, dude.
All right.
I don't know what the hell Batman's doing in a bar.
All right.
But Jesus Christ, I don't know.
Never mind.
And that was a fruity ass bar, too, by the way.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on.
Thank you, Agent 69, for that.
Well, this next one is by Spitfire is best horse.
All right.
And oldie but goodie, according to Spitfire, is best horse.
So whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
Let's go ahead and get to it.
And what is oh, no.
Oh, man.
Everybody remember it.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
It's like 2011, dude.
Jesus Christ.
2011.
Jesus, we turned a damn.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
A classic is right, dude.
This is definitely an oldie but goodie, but it's still making fun of me, though.
They're making fun of me.
I am your host, the man they call those.
I am your host, the man they call those.
I am your host.
I mean, it's still making fun of me, dude.
I am your host, the man they call those.
Wait, what do you mean?
I'll applaud this shit.
Hold on just a second.
Hey, what the fuck do you mean before I sold out?
What does that mean before I sold out?
I never sold out.
Yeah, that's actually a pretty good one, dude.
But when I never sold out, dude.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm a man of the people.
I've always been a broadcaster of the people.
What are you talking about?
Never fucking sold out.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, assholes, saying that.
I never sold out to nobody.
All right.
I'm not sponsored by anybody.
I don't you're talking about never fucking sold out.
Shut the fuck up.
All right.
I've been telling everybody who's listening to my broadcast to spread it around the internet.
Grapple yellow.
That's ghost from True Capitalist Radio getting melting pot of money.
I didn't sell out.
SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I'm going to implement chat room martial lawn, you sons of bitches, if you don't stop fucking saying I sold out.
I never sold out!
Fuck you!
I never sold out, man!
You guys are pieces of shit, dude.
You guys are a piece of crap.
I'm over here.
I just gave you all a fucking over nine-hour show yesterday.
Fucking day before yesterday, and you guys are calling me a sellout.
I shouldn't even be giving you ass to play like a fluid clap.
Fuck all of you calling me a sellout, dude!
Shut the fuck up.
How much is that?
Pause this shit.
Pause this shit.
Listen, shut the fuck up in the chat room about me being a fucking sellout.
Or I'm implementing chat room martial law so I don't have to hear any of you pieces of shit.
I never sold out to nobody.
I never fucking sold out to nobody.
I'm still the same guy.
I'm still here.
I'm still broadcasting.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I never sold out for shit.
Play the fucking rest of the damn song for fuck's sake.
I'm not fucking around if you don't shut the fuck up in the chat room.
I'M GONNA IMPLEMENT CHAT THROUGH MARTIAL LAW, YOU FUCK!
Shut up and enjoy the fucking memory, alright, you fucking dicks?
God damn it, I'm fuck.
You're gonna get it, dude.
Right after this, I'm implementing chat room martial law, you fucking pieces of shit.
And you, you fucking did this!
You all fucking did this to yourselves, you fucking asshole.
Fucking calling me a sellout.
Hey, what is this?
Who the fucking just donated?
Ghost, you sold out for black.
Fuck you, Billy, you fucking idiot.
You're just a shit talker anyway.
You're just a shit-talker anyway, Billy.
Stop joking!
You fuckers are about to get chatroom martial law.
Chat Room Martial Law 00:14:59
Write up your ass.
Write up your fucking ass.
Right up your fucking ass.
Fucking pieces of shit.
all right all right that's it dude Turn this off.
This is the end of the song.
You fucking piece of crap.
Hey, hey, Beanus, if you were here a fucking two hours ago, I was talking about it, you fucking loser.
All right, look, I'm implementing chat room martial law.
Fuck all you people.
I'm not joking around.
Put fucking limit chat room to every 300 fucking seconds.
How you like that shit?
Implement that shit now.
You're fucking goddamn right.
Now, let me tell you something before we move on, asshole, all right?
Let me tell you something.
I want each and every one of you to understand something here.
I'm not a fucking sellout.
I just did a fucking nine-hour show on Tuesday.
I did an overnight-hour show on Tuesday.
How the fuck can you say I'm a sellout, dude?
That fucking hurts, you fucking dickheads.
All right?
That fucking hurts.
Yeah, yeah, look at you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now I've got impla.
Yeah, say whatever it is that you want to say.
I'm telling you right fucking now.
I put fucking chat room martial law, and you can only do a message in the chat room every 300 seconds.
All right, what is it, Quasimono?
I think you'll implement text-to-speech martial law, which is what you sold out to.
Ah, fuck.
I didn't sell out to nobody.
Quasimodo, you piece of shit.
And Horatio Nelson, I doubt that's the real one, but he says, question ghost, are you ready for Boogaloo?
Will you convert your AR with a coat hanger or something?
Peace, love.
This video is unrelated, but fun.
And then Billy, again, I might talk shit, but I don't sell out for a quick check.
I'm not fucking selling out, you idiot.
All right.
I'm not selling out to nobody.
I don't know what the fuck you people are talking about, but you people need to shut your fucking stupid stinking salmon-smelling holes.
And you better fucking shut them right now, you pud-pulling monkey-spanking turkey tit having pieces of squirrel-fisting shit.
I'm not fucking around with you, Milky Livers.
All right?
Shut the fuck up.
I have implemented chat room martial law, and you people are just sit there and shut up.
I'm tired of you people.
I'm tired.
All right.
I never sold out to nobody.
I never sold out to nobody.
You can't silent TTS.
We own you.
You don't own shit, Atlas Corporation.
All right.
I'm not a whore.
All right.
So fuck you.
Yeah, look at this true sellout radio for two bucks.
Fuck you too.
All right.
Fuck all of you people.
All right.
If you think I'm a fucking sellout, I'm an underground legend, you fucking shitheads.
You understand that?
And I take my place in internet history very serious.
Do you understand that?
I take my place in internet history very serious for Christ's sake.
I created Pole from 4chan and each and every one of you fucking know it for Christ's sake.
And you want to know why?
Because I'm an underground political legend, for Christ's sake.
All right?
When the fucking B-TARDs found me in 2008, there were all a bunch of leftist pieces of trash.
There were all a bunch of leftist pieces of garbage.
But you know what?
They listened to the ghost show.
They listened to True Capitalist Radio and they turned into right wing.
They turn into right wing political thinking young people because of this man right here.
Because of Ghost, the fucking legend, the underground internet legend that never sold out.
That never sold out.
So fuck all of you people in the chat room that were flapping your fat Cheeto state fingers on the keyboard, spamming that I sold out.
I never fucking sold out.
Look at this true shekel goblin radio for $2.
Fuck all of you people.
I never sold out.
All right.
Fuck you, Pete Graham.
Fuck you, the big white gun.
I never sold out.
What is this?
Text to speech.
We made you.
Now dance for me, you whore.
Listen, dude, we're going to have a fucking very short show in a fucking second if you motherfuckers don't shut your fucking pie holes.
All right.
Now let me tell you something.
You people better give me the fucking respect I goddamn well deserve or I'm getting the fuck out of here.
All right.
I just gave you an overnight hour show on Tuesday night.
And do you give a shit?
No.
Is there any kind of appreciation?
No.
Fucking asshole.
Oh my God.
See, now you got me all fucking all fucking riled up for Christ's sake.
My stomach hurts.
I got fucking acid churning up in my fucking stomach for Christ's sake.
My heart's beating like a fucking rabbit because you people.
You people and your false fucking indictments and I'm a goddamn sellout.
Ghost, don't fucking step on free speech.
Oh, come on.
You believed in Americanism.
I think I'm not going to be able to do it.
No, let me tell you something.
Hold on, Derwick.
Hold on right now.
Let me tell you something.
When it comes to the ghost show, I'm the dictator.
Do you understand that?
I'm the Fuhrer.
All right?
You just got to sit there and take it.
You understand that?
You got to sit there and take it like all the fucking white Germans had to take it when that fucking Jew by the name of Shekelgruber, aka Hitler, came around with his speeches.
Los Schlagen Schliegen Schlagen, Volkswagen, Los Slagen, Schliegen Schlagen.
You understand?
Jesus Christ.
I need some beer for Christ's sake.
You got me fucking riled up.
My heart's beating like a fucking rabbit for Christ's sake.
I need a belch.
I need a decent belch going on.
And what is it, Billy?
Did YouTube give you the tools?
Come on and tug on my tool.
Underground LOL.
You're about as underground as a shallow ditch.
Yeah, fuck you, asshole, alright?
Fuck you, asshole.
I'm underground.
SX in the chat and TTS.
If the old man is a Shekel Goblin sellout.
Fuck you guys, man.
You're a sellout.
A sellout.
Fuck you.
No, I'm not.
I'm not a sellout.
I'm not a fucking sellout.
You're a fucking liar.
You're a fucking liar.
SX and the chat.
All right, y'all.
Fuck all of you people, alright?
I'm doing me now.
All right, fuck off.
Leave you, sell out.
You never told me how to coom an 18-year-old.
Fuck off, Goopy.
And fucking ghost is a dictator.
Fuck you.
Look at this.
No respect for sellout Jew.
Now your anti-Semitism is coming out, huh?
Ghost is a sellout dick taker.
Yeah, fuck you, you piece of shit.
All right?
This is my fucking show.
All right?
When you listen to my show, you're in my fucking world.
You understand that?
You're in my fucking world.
Oh, my God.
I got to get a beer, folks.
I'm sorry, man.
My fucking, the acid in my stomach is churning up.
I feel sick.
You're making me feel queasy, for Christ's sake.
God damn it.
I need more beer.
Oh, Jesus.
Jesus Christ.
You all shut your stupid stinking salmon-smelling holes, dude.
Stop calling me a sellout.
All right.
I'm not a fucking sellout, man.
All right.
I'm fucking underground, and I deserve the fucking respect accorded all the fucking dirt that I have done on this internet for Christ's sake, man.
I've had an what?
We're in your world that explains why everything is shitty and low quality.
Oh, fuck you, dark meat magician girl.
Fuck you.
What have I told you, you dirty bitch?
I've told you to get a fucking kitchen, find a kitchen, get acquainted with some damn kitchen appliances, and shut the fuck up.
Learn how to make a goddamn bean pie or some shit.
Jesus Christ, what is this?
Liberate the chat room.
Revolution of our times.
Oh, what?
What?
Y'all are going rogue now on me, huh?
Y'all are having some chat room revolution against me?
Y'all are turning against me?
It's my fucking show.
I need a drink, folks.
I'm sorry.
I'm feeling queasy.
I'm sorry, folks.
Please, just fucking hell.
What is this?
Blood Bathory.
The sellout show hosted by Ghost, a hollow shell of his former self.
What are you talking about, Blood Bath?
I'm not a hollow shell of my former self.
Do you understand?
I'm stronger than I've ever been.
I'm more underground than I've ever been, for Christ's sake, man.
The fuck are you talking about?
I'm not a fucking sellout, man.
I'm a fucking legend.
I've had an illustrious 12-year internet broadcasting career, you fucks.
All right, fucking asshole.
This is my fucking world.
All right?
You're in my fucking world.
And you have the audacity to sit here and talk shit to me, huh?
Fucking shitheads.
You sit there and you shut your mouth in the chat room, all right?
I implement a chat room martial law.
You all just sit there and shut your stupid, stinking, salmon-smelling asses.
I don't want to hear from you assholes again.
This is my fucking world.
Fucking asshole.
All right, let's get to the next $20, $20.
What?
What?
The pet Mexican.
What did you say, Soy Unvendido?
You just said I'm a sellout in Espanor.
Also too expensive to donate.
Can you fuck off, pet Mexican?
I'm not a flea market.
Nice sellout with the donations you sell out.
Fuck you, Tui.
Who the fuck are you?
Oh, God.
I needed that.
Oh, God.
I needed that shit.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Who the fuck are all these new people that are on the fucking, that are donating?
All right.
You fucking shit talking to me.
You don't even know me.
All right.
You don't even know me.
Let's get to the next 20 bucker.
This is my Mark Anthony for a $25 bill.
All right.
I mean, you guys better shut your mouth.
I'm not going to, I'm not going to unleash.
I'm not.
What?
What is this?
Me, me, me.
It's funny, fake capitalists love to act like dictators.
I'm going with it.
Get the fuck out of here.
Nobody asked you to stay here, Billy.
You fucking dick fucking cheese.
Nobody asked you.
All right, here it is.
Mark Anthony for a $25 bill here.
Fucking people calling me a sellout.
Your mother's a sellout, you piece of shit.
All right.
Your fucking dirty dish rag whore of a single mother is a goddamn sellout, you piece of trash.
All right, let's get back to the show, folks.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Let's get back to the show here.
This one was requested by Mark Anthony, and he said, Hope you're playing Halo Reach on PC soon, Ghost.
This game is too much.
So here is obviously some gameplay by Mark Anthony here.
This is not good.
So let's take a look at this.
Why are you just bowing up?
All right, you moron.
Let me show you how to drive.
Now, when a game like Halo, you gotta drag it.
Oh my god.
I got him.
I got the sniper in.
Are you kidding me?
I got the perfect spot.
Are you kidding me?
Why?
Is this Zoomer humor or something?
Finally.
Jeez.
Oh, there's another one.
You're writing a chapel.
This one's for the Arbiter, you sons of basketball.
Oh, no.
Oh, oh, no.
Oh, it's okay.
This is the PC version of Halo.
I mean, the graphics look kind of mad.
Am I the only one that thinks the graphics look kind of say it again?
Say hill control.
Hill control.
What is this breed?
Hey, anybody in here play Call of Duty?
You're so cancer.
Fuck you.
This is the Halo I remember.
Here they come.
This one's for Kick Keys.
You're so fucked.
I mean, seriously, dude, I don't really like the graph.
The graphics look fucking horrible.
Oh, you think that's funny?
Oh, funny guy.
We got a funny game.
I mean, I get it.
It's a 10-year-old game, but I mean, you would think that you'd upgrade the fucking graphics just a tad bit.
I mean, considering that you're now trying to market a PC game here.
I'm just saying.
Shut up, Tom.
You're a fucking sellout.
Everyone knows it, you faggot.
Fuck you, alright?
Whoever the hell did that, you're a piece of shit, alright?
Anyway, all I'm saying is you would think.
You would think that stupid nerd.
Say it again, you're getting kicked out of here.
I mean, I don't get it.
This is a crappy graphic.
Hey, Tewy, whoever the fuck you are, shut up and don't talk about my wife again, you piece of shit, or I'll give you a digital slap.
Now, listen, I don't really like this fucking graphics here, dude.
This graphics sucks.
I mean, you just upgraded from console to PC.
You would think that you'd be giving some better graphics than this garbage.
I feel like I'm back in 1997.
The fuck is this shit?
Help me, I need help.
My coordinates are five, four, seven, eight.
Maybe we can compromise with the zombie.
Hey, zombie, I got some Cheetos for you.
Oh, my God.
Look, Mark Anthony, people have been telling me to do, like, you know, entertain Halo.
But, dude, I'm not impressed by what I'm looking at as far as the gameplay is concerned.
I am not impressed.
Shave me.
I'm going to go back to Call of Duty.
Watch this.
I'm going to frame this guy.
I'm a genius.
End The Sellout Shit 00:15:11
Who did that?
I'm going to do it again.
Who shot you?
Who did that?
Oh, my God.
This is so stupid.
Ghost equals fake gamer.
And what the hell did you just say?
You don't even know whether or not Call of Duty is multiplayer, but talking trash about games.
Renegade X has hell of a lot better graphics than this shit, dude.
What are you talking about?
And not to mention, it's a free game.
You know what I'm saying?
So anything for free is always better than what the fuck this shit is.
What is this?
You sold out.
You sold out.
Gotcha.
You sold out.
You sold out.
I never sold shit out.
Follow him on Twitch, Twitter.
He's the fuck you.
Fuck off.
I'm not a sellout.
You sold out.
You sold out.
Dude, if y'all don't stop with this sellout shit, I'm going to end the fucking show, okay?
I'm going to end the fucking show after I gave you fucking cocksuckers goddamn nine-hour show.
I'm not joking.
Shut the fuck up with the sellout shit and let's watch this fucking pussy whip game that I'm probably never going to play because the graphics suck a cock with it.
Only I have the brains to drive this vehicle.
Double kill, triple kill.
I figured out how to play Halo.
Dude, this doesn't look very attractive.
This doesn't look attractive at all.
I'm not even joking around.
This looks stupid.
Only I'm smart enough.
Oh my god.
Give me a break.
What are you doing?
Use the ghost, you freaking idiots.
Look.
Somebody's dead.
This is stupid, dude.
I'm serious.
I don't even want to try to play this game.
This looks horrible.
I mean, this looks completely horrible for Christ's sake.
And not to mention, this game looks like it doesn't require extensive fingering.
You know that means that you don't have to have much skills to be able to play this game Redo Well, what else?
Who else is milling?
You only donated five bucks, you dumb stupid idiot.
I'm not fucking watching that shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think I'm safe.
All right.
I think I've had enough of this.
This is a stupid game.
Never going to play it.
All right.
Unless somebody, I mean, unless somebody gifts it to me or something, which I'm not asking for.
Believe me, I don't want this fucking game, but good God, that looks, you know, that does not look attractive.
I'm sorry.
All right, let me lift chat room martial law, and hopefully some of you people have fucking learned your lesson.
All right.
What?
Did Rachel Albin wife sell out?
Yeah, fuck you.
Whoever the fuck did that, I'm going to fuck you.
You just wait and see if your fucking name doesn't show up on ghost.report, you piece of shit.
All right, now what I'm going to do here is I'm going to lift.
You know what?
I'm not going to lift it.
Forget it.
I'm not lifting it.
You know what?
Forget about it.
I'm not lifting it.
Fuck all of you people.
I can still see you fucking putting sellouts and shit.
So go fuck yourself.
All right, go fuck off.
I'm not going to lift it.
Fuck you.
Fuck your mothers.
All right.
Hey, what is this?
My bad, bro.
Here's the other 15.20.
A true capitalist would accept that.
Yeah, well, we'll see.
All right.
I'll see if I'm in the mood to do it or not.
All right.
You can suck a cock with it if I don't.
Pinochet Airlines.
All right.
Let's go to the next video.
This is my video.
What is this?
Pinochet Airlines requested this one right here.
All right.
And of course, we have to fuck.
Oh, dude, no, come on, dude.
Pinochet Airlines requested this.
Now, we may get copyright struck because it's a stupid fucking mashup of guess who? Slipknot and this fucking Justin Bieber.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to cut in and out of the video so we can hopefully evade getting knocked off by the YouTube algorithms.
But I'm telling you, I think that these fucking mashups are ridiculous.
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, who and why?
I mean, this is a lot of time and effort and energy to be doing these stupid mashups.
And yet, there's just like never ending.
It's fucking never-ending, dude.
Oh, God.
All right.
All right.
We get it.
She's just a place.
Hold on.
Pause it.
Pause it.
What is this?
All right.
Hey, we get it.
All right.
Let's go ahead and continue on with the Slipknot Timberlake mashup.
Jesus Christ.
Hold on.
Let me pause this.
Let's go ahead and take everybody off of chat room martial law because I want to hear what everybody thinks about what the hell everybody thinks about these stupid mashups.
All right, let's go ahead.
All right, here.
You can't do a new message every 20 seconds.
How's that?
There it is, right there.
All right.
There it is right there.
Now, what the hell?
And if y'all keep calling me a sellout, we'll put you back in fucking chat room martial law, you piece of shit.
I'll tell you that right down now.
You call me a sellout, we'll put you right back where you belong.
Hold up, pause this.
Did we get another dono or what?
No, we didn't.
I thought we did.
Jesus Christ.
All right, everybody, just shut up, all right?
And I'm telling you right now, y'all better stop calling me a sellout, dude.
I'm warning you.
I'm warning all of you.
Jesus Christ, man.
So, anyway, what does everybody think about this mashup that we're listening to between Slipknot and freaking Justin Timberlake?
Give me a fucking break on this stupid shitty Timberlake.
I mean, come on.
And why do people do these mashups?
I mean, I get it.
It's cute for about five minutes.
It's like a whole plethora of these, like fucking tens of thousands of these shits.
Oh, my God.
Slipknot and Timberlake.
Jesus fucking hell.
Jesus Christ.
How long is this shit?
Four minutes?
Four minutes of this shit?
Good God.
And shut up.
You can't hear Home Depot in this shit.
Shut up, dude.
Good God.
Dude, I'm warning you.
If you keep fucking calling me a sellout, we're going to have some major fucking problems, dude.
All right, we're going to have some major fucking problems.
Where are you going to give me that digital slap?
I've been naughtier than a sellout.
Oh, oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Look at you.
You're waiting for some physical, you know, kind of reaction from me, huh?
You want me to get physical with you, you fucking sick sadist.
I'm bringing it up.
Jesus Christ.
And shut up.
You don't hear the Home Depot in this song.
Shut up.
She'll burn it up for me.
That's the bad.
Christ, dude.
Hey, what's up with the dick nose?
What's up with that dude with a dick nose?
How long?
We've got a couple more seconds of this shit, and we're moving on.
Hey, Ghost, just tuned in.
Here's another.
Oh, well, great aesthetic.
Yeah, thanks.
That's what we want, aesthetic.
Yeah, we want more Justin Timberlake.
That's what this show's missing, right?
Get the fuck out of here, dude.
Jesus Christ, you guys, man.
I give you guys a nine-hour show on Tuesday.
This is how you fucking treat me, dude.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I give you guys a nine-hour show, and this is how you fucking treat me.
I get it, dude.
Don't get me wrong.
Fuck all of you people.
Believe me.
I might even fucking.
You know what?
I'm so pissed, dude.
I'm so fucking pissed.
Sell out, Nick.
Ger, sell out, Kyke, sell out, black.
Dude, I don't condone whatever the hell this idiot is saying, alright?
Black Nicker, sellout, Kyke, Shekel, grubbing stuff.
Jesus is fucking it, man.
Fuck off, dude.
All right.
I'm tired of you people, alright?
I'm fucking tired of you people.
Anyway, that was Pinot Shea Airlines who requested the fucking bring in sexy back.
You motherfuckers don't know how to act.
Yeah, he's the one who did that one.
Anyway, Chad Poopter Griffin is next.
And Chad Poopter Griffin said, ghost getting dolled up.
What the fuck does that mean, Chad Poopter Griffin?
Ghost getting dolled up.
What the fu- Oh, you fucking asshole.
You fucking asshole.
Here it is.
Chad Poopter Griffin.
Ghost getting dolled up.
I can only imagine.
Jesus Christ.
And I'm new to picking up women.
They usually just send me my dishes.
Oh, you fucking wheelchair.
And Dimebag Daryl was on stage.
Fuck that nickelback loving fuck Dimebag Daryl.
Hey, Nathan Gale, fuck off.
Dude, Nathan Gale was the guy who killed Dimebag.
Fuck you.
And look, go ahead and laugh.
Look, everybody's laughing.
Yeah, look at the wheelchair.
Ha Fuck off.
And fuck you, Poopter Griffin, especially, dude.
I'm a really nice guy.
It just hasn't gotten me anywhere.
So I saw this guy, Trex, online.
He's picking up chicks in these videos.
And it inspired me.
So I gave him a call.
Maybe he could help me get a girlfriend or something.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
T-Rex.
Hey, I'm Robbie.
What?
Oh!
Oh, shit, y'all.
I expected you to be normal size, Robbie.
What the hell, man?
You're micromachines.
luckily oh what the fuck getting pussy so even though you're test tube gub gub snail man we're gonna be getting you knee deep in some gash i don't care how small you are these are just two extra dicks right here See?
Check it out.
How do you do that?
Oh, my God.
Are you fucking shitting me?
This is horrible.
Don't worry.
This is horrible.
He's dragging a crippled man.
Oh, my God, dude.
This is fucked up, dude.
This is fucked up here, dude.
You know what?
Pause this, dude.
Are you fucking shitting me?
Dude, this isn't comedy, dude.
All right, this is not this is fucked up, dude.
That's what that shit is.
All right?
I mean, that's not fucking comedy, dude.
I mean, dragging some poor son of a bitch that clearly has some fucking paraplegic situation.
I mean, that is not fucking comedy, dude.
That is fucked up.
And anybody who laughs at this, I hope you burn in fucking hell.
I hope you burn in fucking hell for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, just play a little bit more of this.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
You've got to be kidding me, dude.
Check it out.
This right here is my boyfriend Nitro Dubbs.
AKA Shekos get me.
Boyfriend Nitro Dubs.
All right, dude, this is stupid.
This is so stupid.
Not a troll vid.
Oh, yeah.
Have a good one.
Ghost.
Well, I hope so, Red Eyes Black Dragon.
You know, you've been very deceptive in the past, so please excuse me if I'm a little apprehensive to take what you say with any kind of validity, okay?
So just letting you know.
All right, let's go ahead, dude.
I can't believe I'm watching this.
I can't believe I'm watching this shit.
He's my boyfriend, my number one buddy.
Nitro Dubbs is about to swag you out.
Major League swag out.
Major League swag out.
Major League.
Oh, dude, what the hell?
I want you to look at yourself in the mirror right now, because this is the last time you're going to be looking this gay in your whole life.
Hey, yo, Trex, come help me swag this kid out.
All right, you fing dumb idiot.
Yo, first up, we got a plain t-shirt from Casanova Night.
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Yo, Bucci makes the fine sweatpants that you can buy in the mold.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I got to take a fucking poll here.
I got to take an impromptu poll.
Who in the hell believes that this is fucking comedy?
I mean, impress a one if you think that this fucking disgusting, despicable shit is comedy.
Because this is horrible.
Making fun of some poor bastard who can't fucking walk is just disgusting.
And look at you people.
You all think this is hilarious.
You fucking sick bastards.
I hope you all burn in hell.
And I hope that you're raped by the devil's pitchfork, you fucking sick assholes.
Jesus Christ Oh my God.
Nitro Dubs, you hooked it up again.
Yeah, you smell a candy apple.
Oh my God.
You will be known as Moonman.
But your secret name that will be known only to me, and that only I will call you, is Tinis.
And your secret name that neither myself nor Nitro Dubs will call you will be David Duke.
Oh, Jesus.
I mean, this is fucking stupid.
You know what this is?
And you know what?
This is why I've never commented on like Sam Hyde comedy.
Okay.
This is tryhard.
Nothing.
Stop talking about my bar.
Sam Hyde Tryhard Comedy 00:05:57
I'm a web comic.
Fuck you, dude.
Fucking Sam Hyde's a web comic.
All right.
Sam Hyde's a webcomic.
I'm a fucking professional broadcaster.
This is fucked up, dude.
All right.
It's the end.
All right.
That's it.
I mean, I'm speechless after that, dude.
Seriously.
I'm not even joking around.
Anybody who finds comedic value in that, you're a sick son of a bitch.
You're a fucking sick son of a bitch.
All right.
That fucking useless piece of fucking bloated trash, Sam Hyde, he's a fucking web comic.
All right.
I'm a fucking professional broadcaster.
Let me tell you something.
I've had an illustrious 12-year internet broadcasting career.
All right.
I'm telling you, on my 25th year of broadcasting, they are going to give me the golden microphone for being the broadcaster of a lifetime.
Do you understand that?
And I know that many of you people are going to sit there and talk garbage about me and all this other shit.
You all just watch.
You all just fucking watch.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to the next one.
We got Derwicking here.
I'm telling you guys, I'm not going to stay on for no fucking nine hours tonight.
You guys are fucked up.
Fuck you people today.
I'll tell you that.
Fuck you people up your dirty ripe assholes, you dumb fucking stupid, aspi autist sons of bitches.
All right.
Anyway, here it is.
Here is Derwicking, and he said this is an ode to one of the most beloved American heroes.
And before we get to Derwicking's, let me get a drink.
All right.
Here we go.
Der Wicking requested this one.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Gran Torino.
All right.
Well now.
What is this?
Jesus.
How many small brass can you get in one room?
What do you want?
I live next door.
Come on, get the shit out of your mouth.
Tell me what you want.
I have some respect, zipperhead.
Tell you to buy America and barbarians.
Not in this lifetime, sonny.
Well, I think you're an overeducated 27-year-old version.
As a Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar.
Oh, my God.
Looks up and says, get the fuck out of here.
Damn, Padre.
Bullshit, this is a bar and you have a drink.
What do you want?
Son of a bitch.
It's after one in the afternoon, stop mourning.
Get off my lawn.
Used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea.
Use you for sandbags.
Get off my lawn.
What the hell is this?
Can't you people just leave me alone?
I kept a bunch of jabbering gooks off of my lawn.
When we were in Korea and a thousand screaming gooks came across our line, we didn't call the police.
I was always hoping you'd die off and I'd get somebody in here who knew what the hell they were doing.
Instead, you just keep hanging around like a doo-wop Dago you are.
Jesus Christ, Mark.
But you have to or something?
The hell he spoke.
Are you kidding me?
Shut your fucking face.
Now get in the truck.
Shut up, pussy.
What is all this bro shit anyway?
Get your old faith patty ass on down the road.
Oh, yeah.
I thought you Asian girls were supposed to be smart.
Should be hanging out with your own people.
Blame the Lucimans.
You'd think the cold would keep all the idiots out.
What about that dimwit brother of yours?
He's a little slow or something.
That old hag hates my ass.
And a load of shit.
How about that?
Mean other people.
Just keep your hands off my dog.
Don't call me Lolly.
What are you fishheads looking at, anyway?
Oh, you fish heads?
That's a new one.
They're nuts.
Jesus Christ.
And I've got more income with these gooks than I do my own spoiled rotten family.
Happy birthday.
Why don't we go down and get some of that good gook foods?
You know, I'm starving.
I'd look down too if I was you.
I knew you were a dipshit the first time I ever saw you.
You're wrong, Egg Roll.
I know exactly what I'm talking about.
You're letting click-clap ding-dong and Charlie Chan just walk out with Miss Western Charlie Chan because you're a big fat pussy.
Why is this being put back on me all of a sudden?
Son of a bitch who never thought he'd show.
Jesus, Lord Almighty, knock it off.
Because we helped the thing you wouldn't be in don't love a beat.
What?
Must be 100 degrees in here.
Shit.
Toad, you got a minute.
Now listen to me.
Hey, watch your language, lady.
Get me another beer, Dragon Lady.
So is being an excuse.
Dragon lady!
You Italian prick.
What the hell are you doing?
Have you lost your mind?
Here you get the wrong one.
He's gonna blow your gook head right off.
Fuck me.
Hey, Kennedy.
You drunken Irish goon?
How the hell are you?
All right, come on, zipperhead.
Uh, let the mix stay here and play with itself.
What do you want to do?
Carry your tools in her life bag?
What the hell happened to you?
That look at your goddamn face.
If I have to come back here, it's gonna get fucking ugly.
I said, sit down.
And what?
Kill that cousin of yours and the rest of those zips?
Give me a break, please.
The first time I've ever smoked in the house.
I don't suppose your guinea hands are steady enough to do a straight shave.
Fuck up.
Yeah, some scared little gook just like you.
I shot him right in the face with that rifle you were holding in there a while ago.
Yeah, I love you.
Oh my god, dude.
Are you shitting me?
Punchy Clint Eastwood 00:03:01
This is all dude.
This is horrible.
This is a horrible compilation.
You shut the fuck up.
So tenderly your story.
Nothing more than what you see or what you've done.
Or will be known.
Standing strong to you belong.
Oh man.
All right.
Well, thank you very much.
Who the hell donated this?
Derwicking.
Said an ode to one of the most beloved American heroes, Clint Eastwood.
And I'm really surprised that this man is still alive and as vibrant as he is, directing movies and starring in his own movies, etc.
But yeah, he definitely is an American hero, to say the least.
Excuse me, Jesus Christ.
You all got me all pissed off because y'all called me a sellout and shit.
All right, let's go to the next $20, $20 bucker up in here.
How many more of these do we have here?
We've got one, two, three, three, four, five, six, and that's it.
All right, good, dude.
Yes, finally, finally, yes.
All right, Noble Savage says, how you get your exercise: punchy Clint Eastwood or crunchy Steven Seagal.
Let's go with Crunchy Steven Seagal.
All right, Noble Savage.
Let's go with Crunchy Steven Seagull.
This one, once again, Noble Savage in the house, man.
Cheers.
And Derwicking as well.
Let's see what the hell this is.
All right.
Yeah, this is pretty funny here.
Let's go ahead and take a look at what Noble Savage requested here.
I love Steven Seagal movies.
Just a prerequisite, all right?
All right.
Hold on, what is this?
Durwicking, wait for the Lee Kwang to get triggered by this shit.
Yeah, no kidding.
Every bone ever broken by Steven Seagal.
But wait, before we can get started, can you guess how many bones Steven Seagal has broke?
Keep in mind, though, there are multiple bones in the forearm, lower back, or excuse me, lower leg, neck, and hand, each breaking.
Yeah, we get it.
There it is.
Yeah, break it.
My favorite is the...
Anybody seen Richie?
That's my favorite, dude.
When he goes in the bar and starts kicking ass, yeah, there's the scene right there.
There's the bar scene.
Break Something In Fight 00:02:36
I mean, that's the first thing you should do in a fight is break something, and then the fight's over, dude.
Guarantee it straight up That's all you got to do in a fight.
If you can break a bone in somebody, they're not going to fight, dude, unless they're on PCP or something.
I've never broken a bone in my body because I eat beef.
And that's one of the good things my mother and father did.
One of the few things they did.
Was always feed us youngins beef.
And believe me, I used to go bicycle riding.
I played football in high school and all that shit.
Never broke a bone, ever.
Oh, the Campbell Clutch!
Probably the clutch.
the camel clutch oh neck break Neck break kick.
Ah, hang on, Jesus Christ.
Don't donate anymore, dude.
All right, we're done, all right?
We'll end on this one.
Glad Yule Ghost.
Miss the 80s.
Oh, yeah, I do too, dude.
Believe me, I do too, Darwin.
Jesus Christ.
I'm, hey, dude, I'm not lying.
I've never broken anything.
I've sprained an ankle.
Okay?
And I think I've sprained like my right.
I've sprained my right hand because I hit somebody in the fucking head.
But I've never broken anything.
Malnourished And Broken Bones 00:05:02
And listen, the reason that you break bones most of the time, folks, is because you're malnourished.
You're malnourished and you're not getting the proper nutrients.
And, you know, that's why, you know, when you see these young kids that play football and they break bones so easy, it's because, you know, you don't get enough nutrients, dude.
Your mother and father aren't feeding you correctly.
It's sad.
It's sad but true.
Sad but true.
Anyway, let's continue going here, man.
We've got questions.
Questions donate a $20,20 bucker.
He said, Pantera's cover of Planet Caravan from Black Sabbath.
I do like this song, by the way.
I like the original version, but definitely like the Pantera version a hell of a lot better because of the awesome fucking solo at the end of this, the awesome dime bag solo.
So let's go ahead and listen to it.
And of course, this is off of the Far Beyond Driven album.
This is the last song, I believe, of the Far Beyond Driven album, if I'm not mistaken.
Badass song, by the way.
Tooie.
Break me like you broke your legs.
Sell out.
Fuck.
Who the fuck is Tooie?
Who the fuck is this idiot Tooie for Christ's sake, dude?
Fuck you, whoever the fuck you are.
Jesus Christ, with these fucking people that are coming out of the woodwork, man.
Coming out of the fucking woodwork, man.
Anyway, once again, this is a cover by Pantera of Black Sabbath's Planet Caravan.
It's a very slow song.
And it's just beautiful.
It's a beautiful song, dude.
And as you'll see here in the next couple of seconds, or at least in the next half minute, you're going to hear that Dimebag Daryl fucking solo.
And it's unlike anything else, dude.
I'm telling you, Dime Bag Daryl R.I.P., baby.
R.I.P., Dimebag Daryl, R.I.P., Vinny Paul.
We definitely lost some fucking musicians when we lost those guys.
All right, here comes that solo from Dimebag Daryl here.
Beautiful solo coming up, dude.
I mean, you have to know how to play scales like a motherfucker to be able to, you know, play a solo with this minimalistic background music.
I mean, I think you've got some bongos.
You've got a little bit of synth in the back.
You've got an acoustic guitar going on and a little bit of bass.
Very, very slow melodic.
And here comes the Dimebag Daryl solo, dude.
It's just, it speaks for itself.
It speaks for itself.
Go ahead.
I'm going to stay quiet.
R.I.P. Dimebag Daryl R.I.P. Vinny Paul, baby.
Hold on, hold on.
Who the fuck is donating right now?
Gino X19.
Hey, Gino, whoa, whoa.
Hey, Gino, they're no longer $18.66 bucker, dude.
They're $20.20 now, man.
All right, I'm not joking.
They're $20.20 buckers on right now, for Christ's sake.
Alright, let's listen to this solo, dude.
Beautiful, baby.
Goddamn, baby.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable, baby.
I love that shit, dude.
Beautiful song.
Who the hell requested this?
Hey, a question for you.
Question for you, baby.
Beautiful song.
Definitely needed to hear that right now in the midst of all these dumbasses trying to call me a sellout and shit.
I'm definitely not a sellout, but of course, you know, try to tell that to these sons of bitches.
All right.
Hey, thank you, Gino.
I'll hook you up, dude.
Thank you very much.
Anyway, let's get to the next one here.
We're almost done with these 20 buckers, $20, $20.
So let's go ahead and make sure we can go ahead and hurry the hell up about it.
Street Fighter Cheating 00:14:25
Horatio Nelson requested this and said, question ghosts, are you ready for Boogaloo?
Will you convert your AR with a coat hanger or something?
Peace, love.
Video is unrelated but fun.
Okay, so Horatio Nelson requested this.
So let's see what the hell he requested here.
Unrelated but fun.
All right, hold on.
We got to wait another five seconds because of YouTube, YouTube.
Everybody's doing the YouTube.
All right, let's go ahead and play it.
Horatio Nelson.
$20.20 bucker up in here.
This is Mortal Kombat.
Raiden.
Never.
Liu Kang wins.
This is definitely classic, dude.
I love the Mortal Kombat arcade game.
Street Fighter 2 arcade games.
revolutionized competitive gaming as far as I'm concerned.
Hey, what the hell is this?
Wait a minute.
What the hell?
Is this the same version of Mortal Kombat that fucking Darkseid Phil used to play back in the early 2000s?
That's why he used to win.
That's what it looks like to me, dude.
Flawless victory.
Flawless victory, huh?
Yeah, no shit.
When you're using two fucking people, for Christ's sake.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, are you kidding me?
Hold on.
Pause this shit.
Pause this shit.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I mean, is this all this?
You know, using this fucking hack to fucking win the game?
I mean, how can anyone, you know, take any kind of satisfaction or gratification from winning a game from a cheat code or some bullshit like that, man?
I mean, give me a fucking break, man.
You're a fucking loser.
I play a little bit more of this.
All right?
And I guess Horatio Nelson was correct.
This is somewhat humorous, I guess, right?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, this is really stupid, dude.
I mean, you know, seriously, this is so stupid.
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, I hate when they have cheat codes like this, dude, because it fucking nullifies the game.
It nullifies the legitimacy of the game, in my opinion.
Hold on, hold on.
What is this?
Hold on.
John Doe just donated a three-bucker and said, Ghosts, you should get Street Fighter V or Soul Calibur VI for PC and fight me sometime.
You know what?
I may just do it.
I used to love, obviously, Street Fighter.
Soul Calibur is another good game.
I may just do that.
You know what?
I think you're right.
I'll kick all of your asses, just like a kickem scares his ass when he was on Renegade X. All right, play a little bit more of this here.
I mean, this is just not fair, dude.
This is just not fair.
How can anybody take any pride in doing this?
You know what?
I'm giving this a thumbs down, dude.
Fuck this.
I'm giving this a thumbs down.
You know, this is so stupid.
I'm not, I mean, how could you take any kind of pride in that whatsoever?
That's a major thumbs down.
All right, we're only going to do...
Okay, we're...
We've been going for four minutes.
I'm going to give this another few seconds because this is just stupid.
There's no kind of gameplay and expertise.
There's no type of strategy going on.
It's just straight cheating.
It's just straight cheating, dude.
All right, this is enough.
All right.
I'm letting this go to five minutes and I'm closing it out.
This is stupid, dude.
The hell is this?
The donkey lady?
Is this the donkey lady for Christ's sake?
Do you like tool?
If so, you should know this song.
Oh, great.
You gave me some tool.
Hopefully, it's a decent classic and not some of their new dumb shit.
Their fucking new album sucks a cock with it.
Okay, I think I've talked about this already.
What?
What the hell?
You should get Mortal Kombat sometime.
I'd love to play with you.
My fingering skills have gotten better, and I'd love to practice with you.
Yeah, let me tell you something.
I may just do that.
I may just do that for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ dude All right We get the point.
We get the fucking point.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Once again, Horatio Nelson.
Thank you very much.
Once again, the reason I don't like the video is because how the hell are you going to claim that you're any good at the damn game when you're out here doing the cheat?
It's cheating.
It's not fair.
This is how fucking Democrats want to get by in life.
This is how liberals and the left want to get by in life by lie, cheating, and stealing.
That's exactly what they want.
All right.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to Yen Tex One.
Yen Tex One requested this one and said, my bad, bro.
Yeah, here.
Okay, here it is.
I don't know what the video is, but here it is by Yen Tex1.
Let's go ahead and play it.
What is this?
It was.
Oh, Jesus Christ, dude.
This should be reported, dude.
I'm not even.
I'm not even thumbs down.
Your cum sucks dick.
A slash of cum.
You know, this is so stupid, dude.
To seal the deal.
Council of Cum.
All-consuming Lord of Cum.
I mean, seriously, dude.
I mean, you're a fucking bunch of perverts.
And, you know, that's why you're a bunch of coomers that don't have girlfriends.
Give me the cums.
You know what?
That's why this Christmas, no one's no, no, no chick's gonna give you any poo nanny, because this is the kind of Coomer shit that you're actually fucking waxing your carrot to the.
Who the hell?
Yen text requested this.
I mean, give me a break.
Why would you request this?
Congratulations, I mean.
Why would you spend twenty dollars and twenty cents so that you could expose us to this type of up perversion?
Satan, making this much come ain't easy for execution by excessive cum.
You're gonna get counted with a cum gun.
You got i'm sorry folks, my apologies for this stupid, fucking video.
Some idiot donated $20.20 so that we could be exposed to this fucked up fuckingness.
You will come from my deck.
What the fuck is this idiot talking about?
Good God.
Fucked child.
What?
What the fuck did he just say?
All right, that's it.
All right, that's it.
Come fuck gone.
I mean, give me a fucking break, dude.
Come proud.
Come loud.
Fucked up.
Now come.
Make bank.
Smoke dank.
Stop the commotion.
I mean, this is fucked up, dude.
Whoever made this, I'm not even joking around.
I hope they get anal raped by a fucking eight-inch fucking circumference ballast and their colon hangs out their shit funnel.
I'm not even joking around.
Fucking sick son of a bitch.
Fucking yen tech.
Just fuck you, dude.
You're a piece of shit, all right?
All right, how many more of these do I have, dude?
I just want to get the fuck out of here.
All right, I'm not even kidding around.
There's one, there's two, there's three, there's four, there's five more.
All right, after these five more, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
You can all fuck yourselves after tonight, dude.
Seriously, you can all go fuck yourselves in your dirty fucking chocolate starfish ripe assholes because I'm not going to sit here and be berated.
All right, I'm not going to sit here and have you people besmirch me and call me a sellout and fucking talk all this bullshit.
Fuck you.
Do you understand that?
Fuck you.
I'm not, you know, go fuck yourselves, dude.
I'm not going to fucking do it.
Fuck all of you people, all right?
Here, aesthetic requested this.
And look at this.
Here we go.
Home Depot.
Home Depot and fucking.
I'm bringing sexy back.
And look at this fruity Justin Bieber in a goddamn Home Depot fucking uniform.
All right, dude.
Turn around and I'll dick up the slag.
Oh, God.
I mean, I don't know what do you want me to say to this aesthetic?
Oh, my God.
It's just annoying makes me feel this way.
I'm telling you, dude.
What is up with the obsession with this fucking Home Depot theme?
I don't get it.
I didn't get the memo.
I didn't get the email.
All right.
What the fuck?
What is the obsession?
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't fucking get it, dude.
What is the obsession?
Can somebody please explain this to me?
Lowe's is better anyway, for Christ's sake, man.
What, the slaps?
Is that it, really?
The slap bass?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, give me a break, dude.
I mean, this fucking goddamn Home Depot meme is starting to annoy me just a little fucking bit, man.
Alright, I think I've had enough of this fucking Home Depot meme.
I'm serious.
I'm telling you, this is what fucking Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is being subjected to at Guantanamo Bay.
This is fucking torture, dude.
I mean, you're torturing me.
You fucking people are literally torturing me, man.
You ready?
Fucking literally torturing me, dude.
Straight up.
You ready?
For fuck's sake, dude.
For fuck's sake.
Oh, God.
I want to just end the show already, dude.
I'm tired.
I'm already tired of you people.
I'm already tired of you fucking people, man.
I've been on here for four hours already.
I'm tired of you fucks.
All right, I'm tired of you, motherfuckers, man.
I'm glad I don't have to do a Friday show.
I'm going to go to my favorite bar and watch Bellator.
That's what I'm going to be doing tomorrow, boy.
I'm going to go to my favorite bar and watch some goddamn Bellator and some goddamn some combat sports is what I'm talking about, boy.
Boomer Music Era 00:08:55
Jesus Christ.
All right, yeah, we good.
Are you ready?
You ready?
All right.
All right.
I think we've all had enough of this.
Can we agree?
We've all had enough of this Home Depot shit.
All right.
Thank you, Aesthetic.
Yay, spaghetti.
Never forgetty.
Yay.
Let's go to the next goddamn.
Who is this?
Red Eyes Black Dragon.
And supposedly he said this is not a troll vid.
Just posting a song I like.
Have a good one, Ghost If You Can.
I'm not.
This has been a fucked up show, dude.
This has been a fucked up show.
Right after I just gave these people an over nine-hour show, these sons of bitches could care less, dude.
So go fuck off.
All right, let's go to the next one here.
Red Eyes Black Dragon.
This is supposed to be a music.
This is supposed to be music here.
So let's see what this is.
And we've got to wait for five seconds because you know what it is.
All right, what is this?
Play it.
What is this?
This is requested by Red Eyes Black Dragon.
Look at that.
I have a little bit of boomer music going on here, boy.
One toke over the line.
One tote over the land.
One toque over the land.
Hey, cheers to everybody out there who's listening to the Ghost Show right now, baby.
Except for the haters, dude.
We have had an excruciating amount of haters, and I don't appreciate it.
But all my true fans, man, cheers to you guys.
I love you guys, man.
You're goddamn right.
Then shut up.
You can't hear the fucking Home Depot.
Can you shut up?
About the fucking Home Depot theme.
For Christ's sake, you can't fucking hear it.
Shut up.
Good God, dude.
One toque over the land.
I take a tote.
You know what I'm saying?
One toke over the line.
Smoking, baby.
We smoke shit.
What does everybody think about this boomer music up in here, huh?
Y'all like a little bit of boomer music tonight?
Boomer music is where it's at, boys.
And I know that y'all don't want to admit it, but it is what it is.
Boomers made the better music, baby.
All right, the second, coming in second would have to be the Jet Xers with their grunge music.
Remember the grunge movement?
Like I said, that was the last significant musical movement in American musical history.
One to go to the land.
Sitting down town.
One toque over the land.
Damn right, buddy.
I'm telling you, I'm loving this.
You know what I'm saying?
And I want you all to admit that the boomer music is best music.
I'd like for you all to admit it right now.
Boomer music is best music.
Hell yeah.
And hey, don't bo-guard that joint, boy.
Don't bo-guard that joint.
One-to-que government.
You like that?
One-to-cover deland.
One-to-cover to land.
Yeah.
All right, anyway.
Thank you all very much for that one.
Let's go ahead and take a little shaker here.
I'm going to go over the sand.
Yeah.
I'm telling you, damn zoomers and you millennials, you missed a lot of good music, unfortunately.
And now y'all are subjected to a scuffed fucking Lil Zan and Billy Aleash over here.
And you're supposed to just call that music.
You're supposed to be like, oh, yeah, that's just great music.
I love it.
I love it so much.
All right, let's get to the next one here.
Der Wicking requested this one again.
Another Der Wicking piece here.
And hold on, what is this?
Of course, we got to go another five seconds because of YouTube.
YouTube.
Everybody's doing the YouTube.
And what is this?
Is this Scorpions here?
Oh, the 80s.
And like Der Wicking said he missed the 80s on this one.
He said he missed the 80s, dude.
Hey, you don't even know, dude.
I mean, the 80s were a great time to party.
The chicks were loose.
Everybody was drinking and doing all kinds of drugs.
And not drugs in a drug addict sense.
But drugs in like a party sense.
You know, like everybody wasn't ODing.
You know, everybody was like, it was like party shit.
All right, you could sniff cocaine off a chick's tits.
It was no big deal back then.
All right?
I miss the 80s, baby.
You know what's sad is that we're living in Trump's America right now.
It's the greatest American fucking economy.
We should be conjuring up some culture right now.
Something like this should be flourishing right now, but it's not.
What do we have?
We got fucking Billy Aleash.
We don't have this shit anymore.
We got Billy Aleash, this stupid, dumb fucking slut.
Jesus Christ.
Fucking 80s, baby.
80s.
Der Wicking, you know what I'm talking about, man.
You zoomers and you millennials.
I mean, I think some of you millennials may have been fucking children during the 80s.
That's why y'all are a bunch of man children, for Christ's sake.
Remember, the 80s was the time when Toys R Us used to have that jingle.
I don't want to grow up.
I'm a Toys R Us kid.
And hence why we got a bunch of millennial man-children now.
Jesus Christ.
Miss the 80s, dude.
And I'm sure you sons of bitches, you wish you were a part of the 80s.
Because most of you males that are in the Zoomer and millennial age, you can't find any Poonani.
You know, no bitches want to fuck you because you're a bunch of slovenly, disgusting, neckbearded, incel, antisocial idiots.
And you still live with mama.
You still live with a mama.
Get out from underneath mama's skirt, boy.
Yeah.
Fucking rock and roll.
You're damn right.
And we're partying in here, dude.
We got all kinds of beer.
Let me drink some more beer while I'm at it, man.
Hey, it's the truth.
It's the truth.
That's why you guys are all pissed off.
That's why you're all negative.
That's why many of you guys out here prefer to hurt people online because you're hurt yourself.
Because no one loves you.
No one wants you.
All right.
And the reason is because you're an anti-social coomer.
All right.
That nobody wants to look at.
All right.
You're a neckbeard.
You're slovenly.
All right.
Hey, it's the truth.
It's the truth.
What are you talking about, baby?
Are you kidding me?
I mean, seriously, man, you've got fucking people that are around the age of 30 that are virgins now.
Oh, I'm saving it till I'm married.
Yeah, right.
Fucking no pussy getting fucking losers.
Jesus Christ, you don't even know if you like chicks, for Christ's sake.
You don't even know if you like chicks.
Zoomers are much better than millennials.
Cursed Geno 1987 00:10:19
Unlike them, we're actually going out and accomplishing shit.
Oh, hey, some truth from some Zoomers, for Christ's sake.
Finally, some truth from some Zoomers.
Right from the millennial to the Zoomers, baby.
I'm telling you.
Oh, man.
All right.
Here we go.
We got Geno X 1987.
Thank you, Derwicking.
I needed to hear some of that.
I'm not even joking.
So thank you, dude.
All right, Geno X1987 requested this one.
Now, once again, viewer discretion is advised because we all know that Geno X 1987 is a little bit of a kookster and he likes these real creepy ass videos and he likes to like, you know, freak us out with these freak show ass videos for Christ's sake.
So we shall see what the hell.
Hold on, before I do this, I need another beer.
Before I witness a goddamn Geno X 1987 fucking video, I need more beer.
Jesus Christ, I'm not drinking beer fast enough.
I'm not drinking beer fast enough, for heaven's sake.
Jesus fucking Christ.
And once again, you want to wipe off the top of the fucking beer can.
Because believe it or not, folks, all right, as beer, and not just beer, this goes for sodas and anything else that comes in a can, they're stored in warehouses that have plethora of mounts of mice.
And typically, mice take pisses and shits.
And that piss, typically, believe it or not, gets on the can.
Okay?
So you might want to just wipe off your can to make sure that you don't have rat piss, all right, round the spout of the goddamn can.
I am not kidding.
I am not kidding.
I'm just giving you a public service announcement.
Okay?
So, you know, just look up Listeria and Cans, and you'll see what I'm talking about.
And believe me, I'm a can expert, okay?
You won't get a bigger can expert than this man right here.
So make sure to wipe off the spouts.
All right, whenever you're about to pour out a God, I always pour out.
I don't ever drink from the can.
Anyway, anyway, cheers to everybody out there who's listening, man.
Thank you very much for chilling.
It's a Thursday night.
It's one in the moaning.
All right, one in the moaning.
We're about to view a Geno X 1987 video.
But before I do, because he's a little creepy, he's a little bit of a kookster.
I'm going to go ahead and drink some beer here.
What's up to everybody in the chat room who's down with me?
Cheers to John Cooey.
Thank you very much, man.
All right.
Cheers to Can's Abuser while we're at it, man.
Cheers to everybody who's down with me, man.
Cheers, man.
All right.
Here, let me take a drink.
Ah, feels good.
What's up, Tim McCrab?
Thank you, dude.
Hey, Pettis, that's a fake cheers, dude.
I know you don't mean that.
There's Lucifer.
Yeah, Keem Scares.
That's a fucking fuck you.
D-Class Kitty, what's up, dude?
Thank you, man.
BM King, what up, dude?
All right, Roxy Ray is.
What's up, man?
Hakaruku Takahashi.
He always calls me a pervert for some Dark Blaine in the house.
What up, Dark Blaine?
Colonel Transisco from Steel Brigade.
What up, dude?
How you doing, man?
All right.
And there's a pet Mexican who continues to bitch about how high the prices are.
I don't know.
This isn't an online flea market.
All right, man.
Two comprende, huh?
Two Nintendo Puto.
All right, give me my goddamn drink.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to Geno X 1987's request.
And, dude, what the fuck is this?
Look at this.
This is already looking creepy.
This is already looking creepy.
Geno X 1987 requested this.
Hold on, hold on.
What is this?
Hold on.
What is this?
I would post GX, but I'm banned from the YouTube chat.
You're banned?
Are you serious?
Well, we'll fucking see about that.
I don't know.
Maybe we'll get you off ST Mike.
Who knows?
All right, here we go.
Geno X 1987.
Play it.
It's a fine day.
People open windows.
They leave the houses just for a short while.
They walk by the grass and they look at the grass.
They look at the sky.
It's going to be a fine night tonight.
It's going to be a fine day tomorrow.
Kleenex Pudis.
Wait a minute.
Cursed Kleenex.
What the fuck does that mean?
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Did we just watch a cursed Kleenex commercial?
How is that cursed?
Why is that cursed?
I don't understand.
Did we just get MK Ultra or something?
What the fuck was that about?
Oh, God.
Jesus Christ.
That was, we're cursed now?
Hold on.
I got to validate this with Satan.
Let me call Satan.
Satan, are you there, sir?
Yes, I am here, ghost.
What is it?
Are we cursed because we watched that fucking Kleenex commercial?
Fools, you are all cursed.
You all do the sin duties that I tell you to do.
whether it's in your conscience whether it's in the voice in your head it's me Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha Stink that something like a mere video can curse you.
The only thing that can curse you is somebody that bestows black magic upon you.
Something like this.
I thought you were cursed with us since 2008.
I thought you were cursed with us since 2008.
Bombadoo-bomba-bomba-bloom-boss-sash Bombadoo-bomba-bloom-boss-sash HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AAAA Thank you very much, Satan.
We appreciate it.
And by the way, ST Mike just donated and he said, I thought you were cursed with us since 2008.
Yes, you have.
Believe me, I have been cursed with you, sons of bitches.
All right?
I have been cursed.
I want to play that video one more again because I don't get it.
I don't.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to play it one more again because I didn't get it.
It's a fine day.
People open windows.
They leave the houses just for a short while.
They walk by the look at the cross.
They look at the sky.
It's going to be a fine night tonight.
It's going to be a fine day tomorrow.
Kleenex Puddis.
Oh my God, dude.
I mean, it is rather creepy, okay?
That is rather creepy.
I'll tell you that right now.
That's supposed to be a Japanese Kleenex commercial.
Dude, what is up with the Japanese and their freak show fetishes and you know their freak show horror movies and shit like that dude Seriously, I'm not even joking around.
All right, thank you, GenoX1987.
We do appreciate your real freakedness.
All right.
Anyway, did somebody get activated in their MK Ultra or some shit?
Seriously, man.
Anyway, we've got this other $20, $20 here.
It's Tool Fan question mark.
Do you like Tool?
If so, you should know this song.
It better be one of their old shits because I don't like the new Tool album.
All right, believe it or not, the Tool album is supposed to be the best fucking album that came out in 2019.
To me, it sounds like a fucking tool, like a fucking tool cover band trying to act like an original tool band.
I mean, it's stupid.
And why is Tool having every fucking song on its new album like 12, 15 minutes long?
So anyway, I don't like the new tool.
Their old stuff rocks.
So I hope it's some old stuff because I hate their new shit.
Their new shit sucks a cock with it, all right?
Hold on, hold on.
What is this?
Ghost, you uncultured Schwoodenhond.
The little boy is a Japanese depiction of a demon or spirit.
Oh, well, my God doesn't give a shit about that, all right?
All right, my God doesn't believe in all that fucking, you know, evil chimeras and evil demons and shit.
My God actually scares away fucking evil demons and shit, all right?
I'm not even joking.
My God doesn't, you know, we're not exposed to anything of that nature.
My God doesn't give a shit.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to Tool Fan.
And yeah, of course, who hasn't heard this one?
Who hasn't heard this song, dude?
Yes, folks, this is Tool.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Hold on.
Pause that shit.
Who's donating, man?
Sorry, ghosty, but thought you needed to see this.
Really?
I mean, was it that much of an emergency there, ST Mike, that I needed to see that, really, dude?
We're listening to Tool here.
This is a beautiful song, by the way.
This is a beautiful song.
This is when Tool had the Muse.
Why Can't We Drink Forever 00:04:16
You know what I'm saying?
This is when Tool had the Muse here.
Bam, fam, bam, bam.
All right, let's get to the vocals because the lyrics is where it's at, dude, right?
The lyrics is where it's at.
And wait a minute, they're on tour, right?
Look at this.
They're on fucking tour over here.
Take a look at this.
They're on tour.
I mean, Jesus Christ, look at how many times they play San Diego.
Look at how many times they play San Diego.
Look, the nearest one to me is Dallas.
They didn't want to come down to San Antonio.
They didn't want to come down here.
All right.
And by the way, did you hear about the shooting that happened at a San Antonio mall?
That's why they didn't want to come down here, boys.
Why can't we not be so murder?
Just want to start this over.
Why can't we drink?
can't we drink forever why can't we drink forever why can't we drink forever i can i can drink to that baby Why can't we drink forever?
I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
This is a bad song, babe.
This is badass shit.
This is when goddamn tool had some talent.
You know what I'm saying?
This is when Tool had some talent, for Christ's sake.
God damn right, baby.
Why can't we just drink forever, baby?
Whoa!
Yes!
Yes!
Making weeds!
Why can't we just drink forever, baby?
I mean, that's what I'm going to do.
All right, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm drinking forever, baby.
All right.
I'm just going to quit beer on the first of the year.
You know what I mean?
So I can get rid of some of this beer gut in the breadbasket.
But why can't we just drink forever, baby?
Why can't we just drink forever?
Why?
I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
Follow me in trouble.
Whatever the fuck you say.
know what the fuck he says fucking I'm fucking half crocked as it is Wait a minute.
Hold on.
I gotta get a fucking shot.
I gotta get a fucking shot.
I smoked before I drank.
That's why I'm a little loosey here.
I'm a little losy.
I'm a little losy.
Yes!
Yes!
We dream forever!
Oh my god, yes.
Yes!
Cheers to everybody out there for Christ's sake.
What happened?
And I just did not.
What happened?
happen I live wrong I want what I want I want what I want.
Dreaming Forever Tool Fan 00:09:16
All right, turn this off.
All right, we got it.
We got it.
That's fucking great, dude.
Thank you very much, the Tool fan.
Thank you very much.
All right, this is the last $20, $20 that we've got for tonight, folks.
So I'm telling you all right now, look, this isn't Talmudic magic or any of that shit that you try to suggest to me.
I'm telling you all right now, do not donate.
Okay?
Don't donate anymore.
I'm done tonight.
You people have pissed me off, and I'm done.
So this is ST Mike the Meme Genie, okay, who said, sorry, ghosty, but thought you needed to see this.
So what the hell did you what do you want me to fucking see, ST Mike?
All right, what the fuck is it that you want me to fucking see?
Oh my god, you have got to be fucking shitting me.
Are you fucking okay?
Put the PC shot on.
Okay, Boomer explained on national fucking TV in Japan.
Are you shitting me?
Okay, Boomerang is okay.
All because some stupid, dumb fucking woman politician said some shit.
Now you fucking dumb millennials are all hook, line, and sinker.
Yes, I know.
My grandma, stop it.
That's what they use.
When they say something on the top, they're going to break it.
By the way, the right way is like, OK, boomer.
The angry face is the right.
That's a kind of a nice feeling.
Now, let's do this for today's pack.
That's right.
Um This meme is already nothing but a memory.
Yeah, no shit.
Because, okay, great.
All you sons of bitches that are out there saying, okay, boomer, okay, boomer.
I mean, how much do you have in your fucking bank account, huh?
How many, how much net worth do you have?
You got the boomers with like fucking 75% of the wealth, and you guys are still pissing and moaning instead of trying to figure out a way to somehow gather some of that wealth that is saturated within the demographic of the boomers.
You refuse to do it.
You refuse to do so.
So, you know, it is what it is.
All right.
Anyway, that is it, folks.
Okay.
I'm fucking done.
There's no more $20, $20.
And let me tell you something.
For all you people that called me a sellout, for all you people that were talking shit to me today, I'm fucking done.
Fuck you with me.
Fuck off.
All right.
Fuck the fuck off.
How fucking dare you people sit here and try to fucking demand shit out of me after all you fucking have done for, you fucking have besmirched me all day throughout this whole show after I gave you assholes a nine-hour show on the goddamn fucking Tuesday episode.
Huh?
I gave you guys a fucking nine-hour show and you sons of bitches fucking, look at what y'all did to me today, dude.
Look at what y'all did to me today.
Y'all don't give a shit.
You just care about your fucking cells, dude.
You don't care about ghosts.
You don't care about old ghost over here.
You don't care if he's had enough rest.
You know what I mean?
You don't care if he's working himself to the fucking, to burning the candle at both ends.
You don't give a shit.
You just sit there and point at old ghost and say, sell out.
You're a fucking sellout, ghost.
You're a sellout.
Well, you know what?
Fuck you if you think I'm a sellout, all right?
Fuck you if you think I'm a goddamn sellout for Christ's sake.
Piece of shit.
Look at this.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm a sellout.
Yeah, fuck you, whoever the hell donated that shit.
All right?
Fuck you, you son of a bitch.
Like, I gotta sit here and I'm obligated to do fucking shout outs and radio graffiti after you fucking assholes did to me today.
Well, fuck off.
You know what?
I'm doing me right now.
You know, let me think about it.
Let me do me for five minutes.
And let me see how you fucking assholes react to me in the chat room.
And if you don't give me the fucking respect I deserve, I'm getting out of here.
Okay, that's what I'm doing.
All right.
Where's my shot glass?
I'm not drunk enough.
Trying to get a decent drunken stupor going on here for Christ's sake.
Just fucking, let me get a fucking shot of scotch here.
Let me get some fucking scotch.
Piece of shit.
I'm over here giving you my fucking heart and soul, giving my time, my energy.
Well, shit.
Fucking, that's a triple.
And what is it, Trechman?
All right, Tretchman just fucking donated.
What did you say for a three bucker?
The really sad part is that all those statistics don't tell the whole story.
The majority of the boomers have no savings whatsoever and are living in poverty.
Oh, yeah, okay.
All right, they're the ones that own the houses, you dick.
And unlike millennials, they're getting on in years and have chronic health issues to fight.
Well, you know, we don't want to live forever, dude.
Nobody wants to live forever, for Christ's sake.
Are you kidding me?
Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's a true fan of the broadcast.
None of these people that are just fucking, you know, using me as a cyber bully punching bag, because that's what I am to most of these people.
I'm nothing but a fucking cyberbullying punching bag, which I don't appreciate.
So I want to say cheers to all the true fans that are out there.
I've got myself a triple shot so we can get ourselves a decent drunken stupor going on.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers, all right?
Good stuff, dude.
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
You see, they're still calling me a sellout in the chat room, dude.
They're still calling me a sellout in the chat room.
And these people are demanding that I do shout outs and radio graffiti.
All right, well, you keep thinking that.
You keep thinking that, you goddamn ass be an autistic.
You keep thinking that I'm going to do that shit.
It ain't going to happen, boy.
It ain't going to happen.
Give me my fucking pipe.
I need some more fucking tetrahydrocannabinol.
Here, let me get that nugget here.
Listen to this nugget.
Listen to this nugget.
Oh, yeah.
I can smell that pungent, that pungent weed smell every time you kind of take a little bit off the nugget.
You know what I mean?
Look at them.
They're still calling me a sellout.
Fuck you to all the assholes in the chat room calling me a sellout.
I'm underground, asshole.
I'm fucking underground, and everybody out there knows it.
All right, all my true fans know it.
Let me smoke this shit, all right?
You all hate me because you ain't me.
You know what I'm talking about?
I don't really give a shit.
What the fuck do I give a shit about a bunch of fucking pricks on this fiber optically connected world called the internet calling me shit?
I'm the man.
All right.
I got a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage between my legs.
That's why y'all fucking hate me for Christ's sake.
You know that I could stick it up your mother's snatch hole and have it come out of her mouth.
You know it and I know it.
And take a whiff of that while you're at it.
All right.
Let me smoke here, folks.
My apologies.
All right.
Let me smoke this.
That's it.
Got to hold it in.
I've got to hold it in.
to hit the brain, dude.
Oh, shit.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
Excuse me, folks.
Sorry, big hit.
Oh, my God.
I need a tissue, dude.
Now I need a tissue.
Get my tissue, man.
Oh, my God.
Please excuse me, folks.
I got to blow my hunker here.
Please excuse me.
Hold on.
Oh, God!
Excuse me, folks.
Every time I take a hit of tetrahydrocannabinol, the devil's lettuce, the poo smoke.
I mean, mucus starts just flowing out of the orifices.
don't get it dude all right All right.
I'm feeling better.
I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling great.
I'm feeling wonderful.
Just had a triple shot of some scotch, hooking it up with a little bit of beer.
Obviously, smoking a little bit of the poo smoke.
Tetrahydrocannabinol Flow 00:15:06
Hopefully, everybody out there is chilling with me for Christ's sake.
All right, this is what we're going to do here, okay?
I want you guys to persuade me, okay?
Because it's your fucking job right now because I don't want to do it.
But you persuade me why the hell I should be doing any fucking shout outs or any kind of goddamn radio graffiti.
You sell me, all right?
You sell me, and I'll see if I'll do it because I'm telling you right goddamn now.
I am so pissed off at you stupid fucking sons of bitches that I could smack each and every one of your asses.
I'm not even fucking around because I mean, you fucking guys today, especially calling me a sellout, dude.
I'm not a fucking sellout.
I've never sold out to nobody, okay?
I've never fucking sold out to nobody, man.
All right.
I'm not a sellout.
I'm a man of the underground.
I'm a man of the people.
I mean, that's why I conducted that over nine-hour broadcast yesterday because I'm a man of the people.
I care about my fan base.
I care about my true fans out there.
And that's why I'm willing to dedicate that much time, effort, and energy into the broadcast.
All right.
No sellout would do anything like that.
No sellout would be sitting there for nine fucking hours straight.
The fuck are you talking about?
How fucking dare you people fucking call me this?
How fucking dare you people call me a sellout?
All right.
I'm not even monetized, folks.
You understand that?
These shows on YouTube are not monetized whatsoever.
All right?
I gave fucking, I gave you my heart and soul for fucking over nine hours the other day, and that doesn't mean shit to none of you, does it?
It doesn't mean a goddamn thing to each and anyone.
No, don't even give a shit!
You don't even give a fuck.
Look!
Look!
You don't even give a shit!
You don't even give a shit, dude.
I'm taking a drink.
I'm taking deal.
Let me get some more beer for Christ's sake.
What is it, Tim McCrav?
You shouldn't, ghost.
You've had a long night.
Take the night off and get some sleep and cook a steak.
You're damn right.
Fuck the RG tards.
Nobody needs to hear another unfunny granny splice or shitty remix.
Peak anti-funny.
Also, unbanned Keem.
Oh, God.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You know what?
You know, maybe I should take your advice there, Tim McCrav.
Maybe I should take your advice.
And what is this?
Bloodbath here for fucking two bucks.
I really do care.
Not kidding.
Thanks, ghost.
And this is coming from fucking bloodbath over here.
All right.
I hope that y'all are genuine and not just saying that so that I can fucking, you know, continue with shout outs and radio graffiti.
I'm telling you, I don't think, I don't think that I'm going to do it.
But by God, you have to understand, folks, I feel insulted.
My feelings are hurt.
I'm not joking around.
I just gave you a nine-hour show the other day, man.
And you're going to do this shit to me?
I mean, my fucking feelings are how dare you, fucks, man.
How fucking goddamn dare you, motherfuckers?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I need another beer for Christ's sake.
You know what time it is.
I need more beer.
Jesus Christ.
I'm fucking drinking like a fish, dude.
I'm not even.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
Fucking got cans all over the fucking place because of you people.
I got to fucking call in a consuela fucking maid to come in here to fucking clean my office for Christ's sake.
Fucking get this consuela broad to come over here.
Oh, how you doing, Mister?
I'm going to go ahead and clean your office, Mr. Speaker.
I did Radio Graffiti early fucking last broadcast, you dickhead.
The fuck you talking about?
I've done Radio Graffiti early.
I did it.
Dude, just leave me.
Just leave me alone.
I did it on the Sunday broadcast, all right?
Try cleaning your office yourself.
No, dude, dude, listen.
I am above like, you know, picking up like, you know, I'm above manual labor, okay?
I don't do that kind of shit.
All right, that's why I hire some kind of ethnic minority to come in here and do it for me, okay?
So don't sit here and give me this crap that I'm a bad guy because I don't pick up my own fucking office.
All right, sit there and shut up, all right?
You don't know me.
You don't know shit about me.
So sit there and shut up.
my goddamn drink all right look they're getting a little nicer in the chat room okay You can tell they either want shout out to Radio Graffiti.
They're getting a little nicer in the chat room.
Thank you.
All right.
I appreciate it.
All right.
Wait, wait, what was racist?
Now they're saying I'm racist.
What am I racist about?
What am I racist about?
I'm lazy.
I'm not, dude.
Dude, listen to me.
All right.
Listen, just listen to what I'm saying here to you, okay?
This show is not something that I depend on as a main source of income, okay, dude.
All right, I've got businesses, I've got businesses, plural, okay?
I've got employees.
I know it's hard to believe, but I got employees, okay?
All right, I mean, I'm making money moves out here.
Do you understand?
And I'm out here giving you fucking nine hours of my life, and then I've got to take care of my goddamn business life, my personal life, my private life, and you know, my family life.
I mean, come on, man.
Can't you understand?
Can't you all fucking understand, please?
All right, Jesus Christ, man.
Jesus Christ, give me my smoke.
Why not give some entrepreneurship classes?
You want to know why?
Because you can't teach people how to be an entrepreneur.
Okay, you can't teach people how to do it.
They have to have the inspiration and the ambition themselves.
Okay, the only thing that you can teach people how to do is how to move money.
Okay?
Moving money is not entrepreneurial ship.
That's finance.
And if you understand the game of finance, and that's a whole other different story.
All right.
But you can't teach people how to be an entrepreneur out here.
All right.
Anyway, let me move on out here.
Look, fuck you, Pettis, and fuck you, dark meme magician girl.
You know, dark me magician.
What the fuck is your problem?
Is it that type of the month for Christ's sake?
Hold on, let me sniff.
Yeah, I smell a bad period over there for Christ's sake.
I smell some rotting fish for Christ's sake.
Why are you taking out your goddamn time of the month on me?
Jesus Christ, I didn't do anything to you.
The fuck is your problem, man?
Jesus Christ.
Give me my smoke.
I'm serious.
What the hell?
Why is she coming at me?
Why is she mad at me?
I'm telling you, this is why I'm not even joking, dude.
You've got to tell your woman what to do.
You can't let your woman talk to you like that.
If your woman is talking to you like that, you either tell her, hey, bitch, don't talk to me that way again, or we're going to have some fucking problems.
And if she starts getting wacky and starts getting violent, then just leave the bitch.
All right.
Just leave her.
Just leave her.
She will be shocked how fast you left her and not think twice about her if you act on that.
I'm not even joking around.
Okay.
I'm not even joking around.
You can tell the dark meme magician girl either has a cuckoo connoisseur as a husband or a boyfriend or has none at all.
Because I guarantee you right now, I would fucking put her in her goddamn place right now.
Ghost here, listen to some traditional music of my people and chill out.
You forgot the fucking link, dude.
You forgot the link.
All right.
You forgot the link there, Derviking.
All right.
Anyway, all I'm simply stating is, is Dark Me Magician Girl, you want to fucking impress people, get into a kitchen, get acquainted with some goddamn kitchen appliances, learn how to mix herbs and spices, and maybe you'll impress me.
All right.
Don't fucking sit here and try to mouth off.
All right.
Excuse me.
There's nothing worse that I hate than a fucking woman that's mouthing off.
All right.
And what these women need to understand, especially women that are in power, the only reason that you're in power is because you have men protecting you.
And until you understand that and respect that, maybe then, all right, maybe, maybe then, you know, you'll start understanding where we're coming from, but you ain't gonna.
You just think that, look at me, I got a cunt.
The rules don't apply to me.
What is this?
Stop stalling.
We've heard the boring kitchen rant too much now.
That's where you belong, you dirty bitch.
That's where you belong for Christ's sake, all right?
Now, I know that you're busy counting the crustaceans that are in between your legs, but maybe it's about time for you to take in some of that advice, Biach.
Instead of smelling like sick-ass salmon, why don't you make a salmon?
How about that, huh?
Jesus Christ.
Instead of smelling like a bad tuna, why don't you make yourself a tuna?
All right, Jesus Christ with these fucking broads.
All right, I'm not even joking.
You know, Dark Mean Magician Girl is the kind of broad that serves her fucking boyfriend used maxi pads and claims that they're jelly donuts.
That's the kind of bitch that that fucking whore is.
I can tell you that right goddamn now.
I'm telling you, these women do.
That's why they shouldn't be in charge of anything.
This is my opinion, okay?
This is my opinion.
My opinion.
I just think that women don't need to be in charge of anything.
All right.
And this is exactly why.
This is exactly why, for Christ's sake, all right?
I mean, Dark Mean Magician Girl is the type of broad that'll squeeze a loaf of bread off of her yeast infection, for Christ's sake.
This is the kind of broad we're talking about out here.
Are you shitting me?
I'm not joking.
Fucking hell you're my smoke.
Let me look she's getting all bent out of shape now Oh, my God.
I'm Z-Z-Z-Z.
Give me a fucking break.
I'm cutting you down lower than the clitoris that hangs down below your knees, broad.
What are you talking about?
Come on!
Come on, for Christ's sake.
What are you talking about?
Sitting over here talking garbage to me over here.
All right.
I bet if we got to look at your pumpkin pie, I'm talking about your private part.
It's probably black.
It's probably black from a variety of different reasons.
It probably looks like, you know, fucking Wesley Snipes' taint.
It's so fucking black.
What are you talking about?
Come on!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Come on.
They call you the black hole, baby.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm just, I'm sorry.
Dark me magician girl is asking for it.
That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, come on.
Come on, Dark Me Magician Girl.
Don't come at me anymore, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Now, what I'd like to know, Dark Me Magician Girl, are you in shape or are you a pie wagon?
I mean, from the type of garbage you're talking to me, it sounds to me like you're a little fatteny ass.
You're the type of bitch that we could probably serve fucking drinks on your ass.
You know what I'm talking about?
I'm not even joking around, man.
We can probably fucking serve hors d'oeuvres on the crack of your ass.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
And if not, you're probably one of these skinny fucking crackhead bitches.
Hey, what is this, John Doe?
You have to be careful with girls down here in Louisiana.
Some of these secret voodoo bitches will try to serve you a spaghetti with period blood.
Yeah, all right, whatever.
We donate money.
It goes in Wonderland, which is a guy named Jason who runs it from his shitty house, San Antonio.
Oh, yeah.
Ghost uses a third party, so no one can backtrace him.
What are you talking about?
Ghost of the scammer.
What are you fucking talking about now?
Jesus Christ.
You see, everybody's all is that is that you, Dark Me?
You're pissed off for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Dark Me Magician Girl's a little triggered.
So now what are we supposed to do in this politically correct situation?
You know what I mean?
What are we supposed to do?
Are we supposed to sing this horror song or something?
Am I supposed to write this bitch a sonnet in hopes that she fucking like, you know, here, let's go ahead and do it.
Let's.
I will impromptu a poem for Dark Me Magician Girl.
Dark Me Magician Girl, you filthy little whore.
You talk shit to me, and yet you want more.
You bend over and spread your asshole, and all you do is say, please give me one the big O.
I know what I said and I know what I'm saying while you're sitting there on your knees doing dick play.
I'm talking here, aesthetic, you dickhead.
Fucking stupid idiot.
Elvis Travels.
Ah, jeez.
Dude, I'm not.
Come on, dude.
I got to do Derwicking's fucking video.
I've been too busy with this slut, fucking Dark Me Magician Girl.
I wouldn't be surprised if she has a couple of fingers in her twat right now and she's fucking going 100 miles an hour at me fucking, you know, laying the smacketh down on her.
I'm telling you right now, she's probably, she's probably in complete awe.
Can't believe that, you know, I'm giving her this much attention.
Fucking Tejano Music 00:05:29
And you know what?
I don't blame her, boy.
I don't blame her.
I bet if we patched an audio patch into the home of Dark Mean Magician Girl, all you would hear is this.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, let's get to Derwicking here.
Derwicking's, what is this?
Oh, here's Dark Mean Magician Girl.
Oh, okay, ghost.
I'm kind of worried about you now.
Did all the sellout talk trigger you?
Yes, it did.
How do you like that?
Okay.
I wouldn't say it triggered me.
It pissed me off a little bit that you fucking people are calling me a fucking sellout.
All right, it did.
So get back in the fucking corner where you belong.
Bitch, she's asking for it.
Is that what you say to your wife when you beat her?
I don't beat my wife, okay?
I just, you know, physically sometimes tell my wife what to do in a physical sort of way.
Anyway, let's go to Derwicking here.
Derwicking requested this and said, Here, here's some traditional music from my people.
So let's see what the hell he's talking about.
His people, what is this?
What kind of traditional music from Derwicking's people here?
Oh, wait a minute.
That's the fucking, that's the St. Jude commercial.
I've been watching St. Jude commercial since the late 70s, and yet they haven't caught, they haven't fucking dollar.
All right, sellouts in one.
Yeah, all right, real funny idiot.
All right, here it is.
Derwicking's people.
Go ahead and play it.
Here's Derwicking's people.
Play it.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
I'm waiting.
Where is it, Derwicking?
Wait, what is this?
Is this fucking Tejano?
I'm waiting for a Mexican to start chanting out gibberish.
Hold on.
Oh my god, this is fucking Tejano.
I can hear some fat ass like a fucking pet Mexican.
No, dellor esto quiero la culo.
Tu pla mi wuevo con mi joriso piche pendeo.
I'm not even joking.
I think that, if you want my opinion, the German bitches are missing the big German knockers.
You know, I like the broads that dress like that, but they got the big fucking J-cuppers going on.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I want my bitch to look like fucking St. Paulie girl if she's going to be dressing like this.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding, okay, dude.
kidding once again this is their wicking here I mean, y'all know what I'm talking about, right?
You know, those German broads that got the J-cuppers and they fucking bring you the big mugs of beer.
That's what I'm talking about.
St. Pauli Girl is all I gotta say.
Bitches that look like that dude.
This sounds like fucking Tejano music dude I'm not even joking around.
I'm waiting for some mexican That's what I'm expecting dude
I'm serious.
This is the kind of shit these mariachis play whenever I'm at a Mexican restaurant.
They have the same instrument, and they're like...
Like shit like that.
Shit like that Dude, yeah, thank you very much That was actually pretty good.
It reminded me of mariachi music.
And I'm telling you, dude, you cannot go to a fucking Mexican restaurant in San Antonio without having these mariachis.
And dude, I mean, what's sad is that they fucking come and they come like, hey, you know, they fucking play it around you.
Rosie O'Kelly Offense 00:15:21
So sometimes what I'll do is I'll just like, I'll give them a five and be like, yeah, I want to listen to a song.
And then once you give them a five or a ten, they keep coming back.
Like you're going to, you know, hey, we'll keep doing it.
And then I mean, I just want to eat my fucking taco, dude.
Leave me alone.
All right.
Just leave me.
Just fucking, I want to eat my fucking taco.
All right.
All right.
Aesthetic requested this.
I don't know why he requested this, but fuck you, aesthetic.
This isn't fucking Saturday Night Troll Show, but of course, you know, you think because you're a muscle head, you know, from down under that you can just fucking do whatever the hell you want.
You're like fucking you're like fucking Dark Me Magician Girl over here.
The only difference is, is I think that you can get more cocks than her.
No offense.
All right, let's continue here.
What is this?
All right, we gotta hold on.
It's a commercial here.
Uh-oh, here it is.
The guy's a troll.
Him and his followers.
Oh, wait, is he talking about me?
And spamming.
He's talking about me.
Why don't you stop using Rosie O'Kelly, you fat fuck?
Stop using Rosie O'Kelly, you fat fuck.
CC Cleaner, I got that.
I've run that a lot.
I mean, seriously.
I mean, Jesus Christ with this fat loser.
This is actually live, folks.
Everybody in the chat room, tell them to stop using Rosie O'Kelly.
This guy's a fat piece of trash.
This guy is a fat piece of crap.
Stop using the tranny Rosie O'Kelly.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Especially when there are many.
Man, who the hell's donating?
Mutation time baby.
I understand.
Great.
I mean, seriously, this guy has been living with this.
This dude has done nothing.
He's supposedly rebuilding his shitty van.
Every time I go to him, he's fucking waxing it.
It's a shit.
Isn't the street you live on named Pandor Creek in San Antonio?
No, just curious.
Completely wrong, you idiot.
Anyway, like I said, this fucking idiot has been living with goddamn Rosie O'Kelly, and I'm tired of it.
I want this guy out of Rosie O'Kelly's life.
That's what I want.
I want this guy out of Rosie O'Kelly's life, or I may just have to fucking go over there and beat his ass.
Well, you know what?
I'm not going to say that.
You know what?
Never mind.
I'm sorry.
It's a joke.
I'm sorry.
I said that in a facetious manner.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
I've got pads here.
I mean, I'm just saying he needs to stop using Rosie O'Kelly.
I am personally offended.
It's obsolete.
I am personally offended that this guy is using Rosie O'Kelly, and he's nothing but a fat loser that contributes nothing.
I'm not joking around.
All right.
Stop using Rosie O'Kelly.
I don't think it's.
Did you update the software map with Samsung?
Oh, my God.
I thought it was going to spam you, right?
The Ghost Paul to school.
No, he couldn't.
Come on.
This guy now knows me.
Listen, I'm taking offense that you're using Rosie O'Kelly.
Leave Rosie O'Kelly alone.
MOVE OUT! MOVE OUT! MOVE OUT!
Sunshine...
Leave Rosie O'Kelly alone, you fat fuck.
So, Miss Leon always slipped in this slot bath there again today.
Yeah, Mr. X.
I mean, seriously, this guy is doing nothing but using this poor fucking trans woman.
I don't think we'll go to Rito this time.
I mean, stop using her, you fat fuck, dude.
You're a fat fuck.
Yeah, I say, use that tablet as a codic board.
You know, I'm only using it.
What can you do with this?
I've had this thing?
I mean, this guy's.
I'm not joking.
This guy really pisses me off.
He's done nothing.
He's actually in the back house.
Okay.
Rosie O'Kelly actually has a pretty good spread.
She's got some land.
She's got a house.
She's got a backhouse.
Living in the back house.
And this guy has just made a pig sty out of it.
Prior to this guy living in Rosie's back house, this guy was living out of his van.
And he's trying to rebuild his van.
And every time I go to his channel, all he's doing is waxing this shit fucking 1984 van.
That guy is just trying to build his channel.
He's just trying to build this channel.
That's okay.
That's all he's trying to do.
I just roll with it.
It's just not that.
I mean, I got my eye on the prize.
I got my eye on the prize for tomorrow with the.
You know what?
Yeah, Rosie O'Kelly and me are cool.
You see, he's jealous.
He's jealous that me and Rosie O'Kelly are cool.
He's just fucking jealous.
That's why I'm telling you, Elvis, leave Rosie O'Kelly alone, dude.
Leave Rosie O'Kelly alone.
Shout me out, the pet Mexican.
And raise people's channels with trolls.
I'm telling you, we're going to have a problem.
Me and this fat fuck are going to have a serious issue.
You know that?
Second dolmas were.
Leave Rosie O'Kelly alone.
We're definitely a cut above.
I'm going to say that.
Fat Elvis.
Fat, who is this?
Billy F.U., you don't have to talk much shit about what?
You're still calling me a sellout?
Christmas Eve.
I'm not going to do any band work.
Fucking asshole.
Fuck you, Bill.
I'm not a fucking sellout.
I'm serious, dude.
This guy needs to leave.
You know, is there any way I can talk to Rosie O'Kelly right now?
I need to get a message to Rosie O'Kay.
She needs to kick this fat fuck out.
And you know, I guarantee you that if she decides to kick this fat fuck out, he's going to be like, well, I live here now and you got to evict me.
That's another one.
Okay.
This is 4K.
That's 2016.
Fucking fat fuck.
That laptop's been great.
Okay.
I remember you bought another one.
The phone is the latest and greatest.
The iPhone, the gas.
She's blocked donations.
She's got her donations turned off.
Otherwise, I would have.
Turn your back house into a pig sight.
I don't know.
I have to clean that baby up.
Clean that thing up.
Look at him.
Look at him in the background.
Look at him in the back.
Give some time over there to help out.
Look at him.
He's staying quiet now.
He's not doing anything for Robert Cater 2 right now here.
It's just, it's wasted.
I'd rather go a tier above and help people that need help at the food pantry and stuff like that.
I think that that would be good.
We're caught in a trap.
I'm not joking.
I'm taking personal offense that this guy is using Rosie O'Kelly.
All right.
But there's so many people doing stuff for the homeless.
It's just like, bam.
Rosie ain't no pincushion, right, Katie?
That's it.
Thank you, Tyler.
I appreciate that.
That's sweet.
Well, there's his stun bull if you want to watch it, but I can't get the screen bigger.
Oh, Jesus.
Well, you're going to try to get cozy with her now, huh?
Now you're trying to get cozy with her.
We're going to watch a movie now.
We're going to watch this stambool.
You know, it's about the time Khalid Sheikh Mohammed got this fat fucking hua to take off the turban in the middle of the street and gave him fellatio I'm serious, dude.
Okay, you can watch YouTube videos.
What's the problem?
You just can't go full screen.
I'm amazed you were able to bring that up.
I mean, leave Rosie O'Kelly alone.
That's what I'm.
Leave her alone.
Yeah, that's the hog of Sophie.
You fat fuck, leave her alone.
Sophia's Cathedral.
That was hard as the Eastern Leave her alone church there until it got overrun.
I think it was 800 or something.
The Pope, the Eastern Pope, went down with the ship with his sword in his hand and everything.
One thing that you might like about this ghost politics, he's a Trump supporter.
So I know you're a conservative, but yeah, that's he's a Trump.
And those are people who are a dime a dozen.
I mean, conservatives talk shows.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
He's just trying to build this.
Fucking Trump 2020.
No, I'm not trying to build anything.
They're not saying anything.
I'm not trying to build anything.
I genuinely like Rosie O'Kelly, and I'm concerned for her because you're using her, you fat fuck.
You can sit right there and the Aga Sophie.
You are using her, you fat fuck!
Oh, Ghost Politics is in love with me.
Who the fuck said that?
Damn, who?
Who the fuck said that?
No, it sure ain't him.
It sure ain't that fat piece of shit.
Look inside the Hagan Soki.
Isn't that amazing?
Is that a church?
Yeah, that's the used to be the Christian.
I'm not kidding around, man.
You need to fucking leave this woman alone.
All right, fat Elvis.
You need to leave him alone.
Oh, God.
Got converted to a mosque.
Yep.
But they kept some of the artwork.
I mean, oh, my God.
They didn't deface it.
Get this guy out of here.
Get out.
I mean, Istanbul's incredible on there.
I know their food is.
The food.
Istanbul?
Are you talking about Turkey?
Shout me.
I mean, I agree.
That's muck around.
I would went to Turkey pre-Erdwin.
Ergdwin is kind of fucked it up, dude.
All right, what is this?
Atlas Corporation, damn fast, washed up.
Elvis is roasting your sellout ass.
Fuck, you ain't roasting nothing, dude.
He's scared.
He's scared, is what he is, all right?
He's scared.
I mean, the food is off the chain in Turkey.
I just think this is one thing that you don't have my memory about Turkish.
Can you listen?
Look, I'm tired of this fat dude, man.
He's using you, Rosie.
He's using you.
Oh, look.
Oh, look at it.
Oh, my gosh.
I didn't need that.
You see, now you're making her wanting to blow me kisses and show tits and shit.
That's not what I'm doing in the cultural food you haven't tried.
I'm just saying that this fat ass.
I've always been curious as to whether it's.
All right, look, I'm going to leave.
All right, this I got this trans now shaking her tits at me.
It seems to me with the culture of the black and white down there.
I'm going to leave, dude.
I've got trans is.
I got a trans woman shaking her tits at me.
I'm just concerned that this fat fuck has been sitting there.
She's allowed this guy to stay there and he just won't leave.
He's just fucking using her.
I'm fucking tired of it.
Try.
I'm tired of it.
I'm tired of it, man.
We're having a good time here.
A lot of Dutch and Portuguese.
I'm getting out of here.
Okay, I'm getting out of here.
I got trans shaking.
Blowing me kisses and shaking tits.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
All right.
I'm out of here.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, thanks a lot, aesthetic.
I really needed to do that right about now, dude.
Yeah, thanks a lot.
Jesus Christ.
And look, we got in the midst of that.
We got another $20, $20 bucker on top of that.
And listen, all of you idiots that are like, oh my God, you got a crush on Rosie O'Kelly.
I don't, okay?
I'm just a concerned citizen that is concerned that this person, who's a conservative tranny, by the way, okay, is being used by some fat fucking piece of elvish shit that is doing nothing.
I mean, dude, I've been watching this guy's channel.
I'm sorry.
I have to admit, I've been watching this fat fuck's channel.
Okay.
And every time I fucking watch him, he's supposed to be building his stupid van that he's supposed to be like, I don't know, going on the road with.
And every time, what is he doing?
He's just fucking waxing his shitbag van from 1984.
He's using her.
And I just think that, you know, it's wrong.
It's wrong.
And I don't like seeing people get used.
Now, I did not need her to blow me a kiss and shake her tits at me.
I didn't need that.
I was just, I'm concerned, okay?
I'm a concerned man, all right?
I still am chivalrous.
Okay, I still, even though it's not necessarily a woman, it looks like a woman.
I want to come to a woman's aid and say, hey, stop using this woman, all right?
All right.
Let me move on, folks.
Okay.
I did not mean for Rosie O'Kelly to shake her tits and give me a kiss and all that shit.
All right.
Let's move on.
We've got 15 and a half inches of pure imagination who donated a $20, $20 bucker here and said mutation time baby, whatever the hell that is.
Mutation time baby.
What is the Jesus, dude?
Listen, man, I don't know why you all keep fucking talking shit and continue to fucking give me anime donations.
Just stop.
Rosie's still a man.
Listen, I get Rosie's still a man, all right?
I'm just saying she's living as a woe man, and now that she's living as a woe man, I don't like this fat fuck taking advantage of her woe man ass.
Okay, I mean, this guy's doing nothing.
He's living in her back house, okay?
He's living in this wool man back house and is turning it into an absolute pigsty and is breaking everything.
I mean, the guy, he's broken the heater back there, he's broken the refrigerator back there.
He's a fucking, I mean, it's, he needs to go, okay?
He just, he needs to go.
I'm sorry, all right?
He needs to go.
I'm sorry, all right.
Illegal Shit Needs To Go 00:02:26
I'm just, I'm, you know, I'm Rosie O'Kelly.
I mean, you know, you guys have turned me on to being a fan of hers, okay?
I'm just, I'm concerned, okay?
I'm concerned that this fat fuck is fucking using Rosie O'Kelly, and it's it's Christmas time.
I'm sure Rosie O'Kelly is feeling a little lonely and needs some fucking buddy to, you know, I don't know, whatever during Christmas time.
It is what it is.
So all I'm saying is that fat Elvis idiot needs to just leave Rosie O'Kelly alone.
Okay, just leave her alone, okay?
You are a user, and I don't appreciate it, okay?
All right, let's move on, folks.
I'm sorry, man.
Anyway, this fucking 15 and a half of pure imagination requested this, and of course, dude, what is this?
I mean, what is this shit, dude?
What is this?
I mean, are you shitting me, dude?
This is what somebody donated here.
Who the hell donated this?
15 and a half inches of pure imagination.
Real fucking swift.
Oh my god, dude.
Hey, what the fuck is this?
I am not joking.
Her, you mean he, idiot, for two bucks?
Fuck you, all right?
I get it.
I get it.
I mean, seriously, this needs to be illegal.
This shit should be illegal, folks.
I'm tired of fucking young children thinking that this is an appropriate thing to be watching.
Anybody watching this should be fucking thrown into mental institutions.
Look at this.
Look at this Japanese bullshit.
Ah, Jesus.
Let's make bullion great again, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, if you know somebody that's watching this, man, you should be slapping them inside their heads or something.
You need to be doing something.
Make Bullion Great Again 00:14:10
I'm not even joking around.
You need to be clowning them.
You need to be desecrating them.
You need to be making fun of them.
You need to be isolating them.
I'm not even joking around.
No, but you'd be surprised how many fucking men are actually watching this bullshit.
You'd be fucking surprised.
You'd be fucking surprised how many men are watching this and having a fucking great old time and trying to pretend that, oh, no, there's nothing wrong with it because I actually like the drawing, just the artwork.
The artwork is something that is unlike anything I've ever seen.
And I like the friendship and I like all this stuff.
That's why I like anime.
It's because of the artwork.
Look at that exquisite artwork.
It's beautiful.
I like the art style.
I like the nice stories.
Do you like the nice stories?
That's why I watch it, even though I'm 30 years old.
I watch this because of the nice stories.
That's what I watch it for.
I watch it for the nice stories.
And I'm just somebody on the internet that likes to anime.
I like to write nice stories.
Yay, spaghetti.
Never forgetty.
Yay, spaghetti.
Never forgetty.
All right, great.
Whoever the hell 15 and a half inches of pure imagination is, you're stupid.
Ghost and Rosie sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Hey, dude, no, don't even go there, you asshole.
All right.
Don't even go there.
All right.
The only reason that I'm concerned is because Fat Elvis is using Rosie O'Kelly, and I don't like it, okay?
I don't like it.
I'm sorry.
I don't like it.
You know, you people can sit there and be like, hey, look at this fat fuck.
He's using this tranny.
And he's doing it better than black guys.
And, you know, y'all could sit there and think it's funny and it ain't funny.
All right?
All right.
It ain't funny for Christ's sake.
So, you know, for you people to be sitting there and talking this kind of garbage, I'm telling you right now, you all better cut your shit.
That's all I'm saying, all right?
You all better cut your crap.
All right, folks, look, I'm going to go ahead.
I'll take a couple of fucking, I'm going to take one, two, three pages of shout-outs, okay?
That's what I'm going to do, all right?
Because I'm a nice guy, and then I'm going to get the hell out of here, all right?
All right, go to ghost.report.
This is where I'm going to get the shout-outs in the ghost forum.
You can get to the ghost forum right here on the ghost forum tag.
You can get to ghost.report by typing this into your browser right here.
All right.
And let's go ahead and get to some shout-outs.
We're reading the 12-19 episode 126 shout-out feed just to let you know.
So let's go ahead.
We've got the shout-outs poster.
All furries are man children.
Shout-outs.
Poster late again.
GX ghost made some art representing pretty well.
What?
What?
Nafara, sorry I wasn't here.
My sickness is getting the best of me.
I might die.
Well, take vitamin C, you fucking idiot.
Eat some vitamin C. Eat some vitamin C. Get some B vitamins.
I mean, if you can't keep anything down, get vitamins for Christ's sake.
Good God.
Get some zinc too while you're at it.
Get some zinc.
Anyway, GX made some art that represents your show pretty well.
Type Sun Doc to ban Sunburst, Unicorn, and Dr. B. Jesus Christ.
All right, we get it.
We get it, dude.
All right.
And what is this?
Doki Doki Jihad.
GX, I love that when I went to sleep early Tuesday show and woke up to see you still at it at 6.30 p.m. or 6.30 a.m. I should say.
Here's your regular everyday Trump-hating Democrat.
You're exactly right.
Look at that.
That's your original Trump-hating Democrat right there, baby.
All right?
Right there.
Anyway, we've got Bob Tom.
Bob Tom, Ghost, what's up?
I was doing some gift wrapping earlier today for some people.
And some of the gifts are for me that I had to wrap up myself.
And since I had to wrap up myself, I got to write down from whoever it was from.
And I took some pictures of it.
And I had written on my presidence to Bob Tom from Ghost.
Engineer, Ghost's Granny, Jackler.
Are you kidding me, dude?
Are you kidding?
And you wrapped it in pony fucking Bob Tom.
I didn't know you were a fucking brony, dude.
I had no idea you're a fucking brony.
No idea you were a fucking brony for Christ.
And he's right.
Look at this shit.
From the engineer, from Hakaruka Takahashi, from Ghost.
I didn't know you were a fucking sick-ass brony, dude.
I thought you were a regular person.
All right, what kind of fucking, what is that?
What is that bedspread of?
What is that shit?
Let's say some more anime bullshit.
You know, that's what that looks like.
All right, we get it.
Thank you, Bob Tom.
Let's get to Flaming Creations.
Hey, Ghost, just got back from seeing the new Star Wars.
Hope your night is all right.
Cheers, GX.
It ain't going all right.
All right.
It ain't going all right.
And what is this rump roast?
GX, happy bathhouse Thursday, Space Ghost.
What a golfer's favorite lunch, a club sandwich.
Also, cheers, man.
Graduating this weekend with my BS in atmospheric physics.
Well, you better have a fucking job.
That sounds like some fucking big bunch of new age hooey.
But good luck to you.
I'm not wishing you any ill will.
Well, I don't know.
After watching these fucking stupid two fucking, yeah, maybe I do wish you ill will, all right?
Look at this.
I don't even need to say anything for Christ's sake.
Look at this.
And fuck you for that picture, dude.
Stop posting that fucking picture, all right?
And yang gang my ass.
I'm not even gonna read it, John Doe.
Nobody even gives a shit about Yang.
They're starting to realize a fucking fraud.
Now, there's Pettis.
Hey, Ghost, I hope you're having a good show.
Well, not because of you.
By the way, people keep impersonating me on TTS trying to make me sound gay.
Anyway, I found a good tweet from our president this morning.
I got impeached last night, and it's all ghost's.
All ghosts' fault.
He and his communist army are anti-American.
I go, fuck off.
Trump wouldn't say that.
All right.
Trump wouldn't say that shit.
We got Tijuana Genius sub-ghost looking forward to a possible call-in option for your show.
You mentioned the other night.
Well, we're going to see, dude.
I didn't like how everybody's calling me a fucking sellout.
More opportunity for political discussion other than TS.
By the way, still out there sipping Stella R. Toes.
More beer.
Thank you, Tijuana Genius.
Cheers, dude.
And here is Green Pill Gary, Meme Magic.
What is this?
Last Christmas.
Last Christmas, I give him my heart.
By the way, next day, you give him your heart.
Turn this shit off.
Turn this shit off.
Of course, you fucking anime lovers have to always fuck everything up, dude.
You always got to fuck everything up.
Anyway, here is Cut Myself Laughing.
This is my favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card, the gross ghost of fled dreams.
You know, listen to me.
You know, I've got a killer fucking offensive deck when it comes to Yu-Gi-Oh.
That I'm telling you, I could beat anybody.
And what is this?
All I want for Hanukkah is a Jew.
Yeah, fuck you.
I don't even need, you fuck off.
CSX Railfan 2, GX Pelosi for prison.
You're goddamn right, Pelosi for prison.
This is the true face of abuse of power is right.
I mean, this broad needs to be thrown in jail.
We talked about it in the first couple hours of the show.
Go ahead and check back if you want to fucking hear what I had to say about it.
Anal sausages, ghost, you don't want to get drunk paint and get in a bar fight.
I knew Armarillo was better than San Hambonio and Austin.
Armarillo.
They got better steaks because they got the fresh meat out of there.
And what the hell is this?
Are you cock teasing a blowfish?
I mean, what is this, Mr. Person?
Why the hell would you even hear Seymour butts?
GX, Texas is going blue.
Ain't nothing going to happen.
All right.
It ain't nothing.
This is the House of Representatives, and then boom, shredded by the Senate.
You're goddamn right.
Here's Suck Duck for quack.
Hey, Ghost, I came across a dirty Weebo when playing GTA online.
I began to think, what would Ghost do?
I proceeded to douse him in gasoline and set him on fire.
Are you serious?
Well, good.
That's what they, that's, yeah.
Thank you for thinking of me for doing that inside the game.
Okay, let's just put it that way.
All right.
Anyway, Chandler, Ghost Show after multiple video donos.
Dude, fuck off.
All right.
Look, I thought the $20, $20 was going to prevent being bombarded with a bunch of goddamn videos.
Obviously, I was wrong.
Okay.
And here's Bathrobe Dwayne.
Oh, my God.
Look, this is what happened.
This is like, remember I was talking about in the 80s, the gays would like to shove like gerbils and rodents in their sphinker.
And like, this is the activity that they would get off on is right here, okay?
And I don't know, that's supposed to be peach asses and then, okay, then a snake.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
All right, there's Keem Scarce's dumbass.
GX ghost, when are you going to come out of the closet already?
I'm not in the closet.
I'm not out of the closet.
I'm straight, dude.
I got a wife.
All right.
Also, play TF2 when you get your gaming stream.
Yeah, fuck off.
All right.
All right.
Last fucking page I'm going to do here.
All right.
Last page.
All right.
Oh, Jesus.
Hey, Keem Scarce, I already said that.
And you are, you know, give me a fucking break.
We got Raptor 76 GX Ghost.
Me and all Furzer Man children were bored.
So we did an art collaboration.
This is how it turned out.
Is that really a collab?
Really?
Is that what you call that?
Just fucking, you know, all right.
Never mind.
It's great.
All right.
So it's so great.
Poindexter Rose.
Cheers.
Been busy with my new pup, Herbie.
Look at that pupper.
That's a beautiful looking pupper.
And that's, and by the way, the lab, and it's a lab mix.
It's a lab and a Kai Ken mix.
That's interesting.
It's a very good looking dog.
Cheers to that pupper, dude.
Thank you, Poindexter Rose, for sharing that with us.
Russell Sterling Dyer, GX, could you go to Connecticut after this show is over?
If so, how can you go back?
I don't understand what the hell.
Connecticut sucks.
I wouldn't take a shit in Connecticut.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
There's Sunburst Unicorn.
Cheers, Ghost.
It's hilarious to see these tars trying to get me banned.
I'm laughing here as they're paying you more money you can use to buy yourself more beer.
I don't know about all that.
All right.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Trump 2020.
Arrest Pelosi for treason.
You're goddamn right.
You're goddamn right.
There's Peenix 3788.
Hey, ghost, very excited.
You're going to be going to be playable in Crash Team Racing next month.
I hope not, dude.
I hope not.
Let's put it that way.
Anime, dude.
What the fuck is this, GX?
Holy fuck.
My dad's Xbox didn't age well.
The games I grew up with are now crashing.
Oh, dude.
That's the new Xbox, right?
They're going to be charging for fucking $600.
And many of you console idiots who don't even want to buy a PC will go and get it.
All right.
There's Colonel Transisco once again, dude.
He said, GX, Merry Christmas.
I'm kicking back watching some wrestling as I drink Southern Comfort Eggnog out of the National Lampoons Christmas Vacation Red Moose Shaped mug and looking over a couple of silver dollars and one of my silver rounds.
I mean, take a look at Colonel Transisco is serious about his coin collection, dude.
This is no joke.
Take a look at that.
He's ready, you know, just in case, you know, something happens in the economy and gold goes back up, or excuse me, silver goes back to 80 bucks a Troy ounce.
This guy's going to be ready.
Cheers to Colonel Transisco.
And there's Duva.
What up, Duva, dude?
MAGA, baby.
Republican Senate isn't voting out their star player.
So cheers for four more years as I crack open some henness.
See, knock back these shots for America.
What is this?
Colonel Transisco Coins 00:14:29
Impeaches Trump for abuse of power.
Abuses power by withholding articles of impeachment from the Senate.
You're goddamn right.
And that's why, once again, that's why legally Nancy Pelosi needs to be thrown in prison.
She needs to be thrown in jail.
Okay.
Anyway, last one here on page three, R Master GX.
All right, GX.
All right, thank you very much.
All right, look, I've already been on for what, five hours and 43 minutes.
Okay, I've been on for five hours and 43 minutes.
And listen, I'm not in the best of moods, especially after you sons of bitches came at me with that old sellout shit.
Okay?
I'm not no okay now, radio graffiti bullshit.
Fuck you, you idiot.
All right.
I should, you know what?
I should end the show fucking right now.
All right?
But you know what?
I need another beer here really fast.
I need some fucking beer.
I need more beer.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, I'm looking at my glass and I don't, you know, I don't see, I don't see that much.
There ain't no beer in there.
And I need more beer.
It's already fucking 220 in the moan in here.
And shut up, Jason Janova.
I don't fucking owe nobody 12-hour stream.
I don't owe nobody nothing.
You understand that?
I don't know nobody nothing.
All right?
The only thing I'm obligated to do is stay white and die.
All right.
That's all I'm obligated to do, boy.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
And that's the truth.
All right.
Stay white and die.
So don't sit here and come at me, you son of a bitch.
I'm tired of you motherfuckers out here trying to come at me like I'm some kind of a goddamn sellout, you piece of shit.
I'm drinking more beer for Christ's sake, man.
More beer!
Give me my goddamn drink.
Nine hour ain't no new standard, you piece of shit.
All right?
Nine hour ain't no fucking new standard.
Don't be sitting there talking garbage.
All right.
Don't you sitting there be talking garbage for Christ's sake.
All right.
Somebody saying ghost is black.
Well, I'm trans black.
You know, I got a lot of black friends.
You know what I'm saying?
I think I've got the N-word pass.
No hard R, of course.
All right.
But, you know, you know, kind of A, you know, uh instead of ER.
You know what I'm saying?
And dude, hey, I'm, I didn't promise shit.
What are you talking about?
What the fuck?
I didn't promise nothing, dude.
I hate when you fucking autist in your damn ass burger.
You promised, ghost.
You promised, did you?
Yeah.
Hey, look, there's Kansa Muser, for Christ's sake.
What is up?
Did I miss anything important?
Guess not.
Guess it was the usual flood of 2020.
Well, you know.
You missed a little bit of that.
All right.
And you missed these fucking stupid baguettes in the goddamn chat room calling me a sellout.
All right.
I mean, that's what you missed.
All right.
Now, listen, if I do radio graffiti, I want you all right now.
I'm going to give you five minutes.
And I'm talking to you piss ants in the fucking chat room.
I'm going to give you five minutes to give me the fucking respect I deserve for a broadcaster who's out here.
I'm already out here almost six hours, nine hours the other night.
All right.
So you give me the fucking respect right now.
If not, fuck you.
I'm not doing no goddamn radio graffiti, boy.
Fuck you.
I'm not doing no goddamn radio graffiti.
And Keem Scares, who gives a shit what your little ballless ass says, dude?
You need to drop your balls.
All right, I get it.
You think that you've watched the Sopranos a couple of times.
You think you can talk like some spaghetti eating WAP.
It doesn't work.
You still have to talk with some bass in your voice.
I mean, this is how you sound.
Hey, how are you doing, guys?
I'm fucking Keemscars over here, and you're talking coppage about me.
You're talking coppage about me over here.
I ought to go off there, bust your fucking balls.
You're not intimidating anybody with that, all right?
All right, you're not intimidating anybody with that voice, dude.
Seriously, I know.
I know you think you're an edge lord, and you're, but I'm Keemscarce over here.
I got big fucking balls, okay?
I got big fucking balls.
Yeah, sure, dude.
Sure, fucking dude.
Yeah, all right.
All right, give me my smoke.
All right, listen, I'm starting to get a little respect here.
Thank you very much.
I'm starting to get a little respect.
Jesus Christ, he doesn't sound like Joe Pesci.
He sounds like Joe Pesci's bitch, dude.
What are you talking about?
Sounds like Joe Pesci.
It sounds like the leftover crap that was left over from the sperm shake of Joe of Joe Pesci and then, you know, out came fucking Keemscares.
All right, give me a smoke here.
And you got to mix it, dude.
You know what I mean?
You got to mix the tetrahydrocannabanol with the drink.
I'm serious, okay?
All right.
Hey, D-Class Kitty, I just did shout-outs, you dumb bitch.
Maybe if you weren't, you know, off watching Lesbo porn and wishing you could do an ass-to-ass with a fatty woman, maybe you would have been here to, you know, fucking watch and listen and would have seen everything, you fucking broad.
Jesus Christ, dude.
I'm telling you, man.
I'm telling you.
I mean, this is the kind of shit that I get for Christ's sake.
Give me my fucking drink.
And look, look, some people are giving me some respect, all right?
Some people are giving.
Here, here we got look at not Keemscares, still talking shit, dude.
Still talking shit.
I mean, come on, dude.
Listen, okay?
All right.
Look, I know you talk like this, and I know you think you got big fucking balls, but you got no fucking balls.
You got no fucking balls.
You're sitting there, you're talking coppage.
You got no fucking balls.
I mean, seriously, dude, you sound like, you know, some fucking, you know, Sammy the Bull's wife is what you sound like, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not kidding around, man.
You sound like some fucking Guido's wife, for Christ's sake, that's trying.
Hey, honey, what do you want?
Would you like fucking some linguine?
Would you like some fucking spaghetti and meatballs?
Or maybe some lasanga?
Fucking goddamn kids.
And you know what?
Maybe Keemscares is going there.
I'm sorry, Keemscares.
Maybe that's what you're trying to achieve.
You know, I mean, you know, maybe you're slapping yourself on a wig and you're trying to get yourself a daddy or something.
You know, I mean, maybe that's why you're trying to get so high-pitched.
Sorry, dude.
You know, I mean, my bad.
My bad.
All right.
All right.
Look, I'm looking at the damn chat room.
I'm starting to get a little respect around here for Christ's sake a little bit.
All right.
I'm not even joking.
I'm starting to get a little respect.
I appreciate it, dude.
Hey, look at it.
Look at Pet Mexican.
No respect for the high prices.
I'm not a flea market, pet Mexican.
Come on.
Take a whiff of that, dude.
Jesus Christ, man.
You see, Mister, I got $18.
I will give you $18, but I don't want to do the $20.
I don't want to do the $20.
So I'll do you $18.
You will give me $20, $22, and we can do it.
No, we can't, dude.
All right.
I'm sorry.
You can still text a speech and say whatever the fuck you want.
All right.
But goddamn, I'm trying to find an equilibrium when it comes to these damn video donations.
We're getting a whole shitload of them.
And I'm trying to calm them down, dude.
And look, here's how.
When's the 24-hour stream?
You probably said I will one day do it.
I'm not saying I'm just going to do it the next day.
God damn, dude.
Your fucking autism is showing, dude.
Fucking idiots, dude.
Fucking, you know what, pylons?
Go fuck your mother, dude.
You know what I'm saying?
You're just pissed, all right, that you can't show off your goddamn stupid, fucking dumb, fucking goddamn slices of my granny getting fucking rammed in the ass by some black guy, which is the same reused bullshit you use all the fucking time.
All right.
So look, get fucking original, do something better, and maybe, just maybe, a goddamn fucking, we'd see more time for radio graffiti, you dumb son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ, fucking pylons, you piece of shit.
All right?
Seriously, man.
I could smell you from here.
You're smelling up the room like butt crack.
Fucking fucking asshole.
Give me my smoke face reveal Well, how much do you want, dude?
I'm not face revealing.
Are you shitting me?
I'm not going to face reveal to you people.
Why?
Why the fuck am I going to face reveal to you people?
You people don't even give me the respect for the shit I do for you now.
And then I'm going to face reveal and then what?
And then what?
Fuck off.
All right.
Fuck off.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
He already said $5 million for a face reveal.
Well, put the 5 million on the table and we'll talk about it.
All right.
Put the 5 million on the table and we'll talk about it for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
You can only jack off to a voice for so long.
I need visuals.
Dude, I knew you were gay, dude.
You know, I knew you were fucking.
Dude, take a step.
Take 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack, dude.
I'm not even joking.
I'm not even joking around.
Seriously, take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack.
I knew you were gay, dude.
I knew you were one of those fucking muscle head power bottoms.
You know, I knew it, dude.
All right, look at this.
You suck.
Quit, bitch.
All right.
Quit, bitch.
Look at this.
You suck.
Quit, bitch.
This is my fan base, folks.
This is what I, you know, this is what I dedicated fucking nine hours to the other day.
Fucking quit, bitch.
Quit fucking bitch, dude.
Jesus Christ.
$5 million for a simple face reveal?
What a Jew?
Dude, I don't want a face reveal, okay?
I don't want to do it.
Okay, I don't, okay?
So shut up.
I'm a broadcaster.
Okay?
I'm a broadcaster.
You understand that?
I'm a radio broadcaster.
Piece of shit.
I buy that for you.
What, Twoey?
I'm still waiting for you to punish me for being naughty, or are you going to sell out on that shoe?
Jesus Christ, dude.
Dude, why is everybody so homo erotic when it comes to me or it comes to my show or any of that shit?
Seriously, what is up with you people in this homo erotica as it relates to me?
I mean, I'm not kidding around.
I mean, am I a father figure for you guys or something?
Is that it?
Am I your daddy?
And if so, why don't you listen to what your motherfucking daddy says and do some shit?
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm a broadcaster.
I want everybody to know that.
All right?
Oh, God.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
You know what?
That's a good question, Big Daddy.
If Trump was going to give me an interview, I definitely would fucking face reveal docs myself.
And yeah, absolutely.
I'm not even kidding around.
If Trump, I'm talking not Trump Jr., Trump himself.
If he was going to allow me to have an interview, I will allow him to come down here to the Ghost Show studio or, you know, I go to the White House, either one.
And yeah, absolutely.
I will have no problem with that whatsoever.
But that's probably not going to happen.
Okay?
So, you know, it is what it is.
Probably not going to happen.
All right.
Now, this is what I'm going to do here.
Okay.
Because I think everybody.
I think you're a broadcaster.
Here's your shekels, you sell out and fill the shocks.
Oh, you see, I struck a nerve with Dark Me Magician Girl over here.
It looks like I struck a nerve with Dark Me Magician Girl.
You know, I knew it.
You know what?
I knew.
You know what?
I know you're upset at the way I was trashing you earlier.
But good God, all right.
Good God.
Finish the shout outs.
All right.
Here we go.
I mean, it's fucking dumb broad over here.
What is it, Gino?
If Trump told you to suck up his schlong and take it up.
Oh, fuck you, idiot.
All right, we're going to finish these goddamn shout-outs here.
Okay, we got perverted band kick, GX, family creepy.
Dark Me Magician Girl 00:04:57
Yeah, no shit.
What the fuck?
What is this?
Oh, my God.
I don't even know how to say about that.
Hambone Havoc GX, please don't sell out again.
Fuck you, dude.
I'm not fucking selling out nobody.
And I think I already said, Chandler, ad found on your forums.
Are you trying to tell us something?
Are you kidding me?
Disney Plus.
Disney Plus on my Jesus.
Ricardo Milos, the future of Ghost Report and Ghost YouTube channel.
Go shove it up, your ass.
All right.
Go fuck off.
I'll donate $200 right now for a face reveal daddy.
Dude, I'm not going to fucking.
$200, dude.
Are you kidding me?
Fuck no.
Two weeks.
Are you fucking?
Are you shitting me?
I mean, no!
$200.
All right, dude.
Just shut your stupid staking hole.
And look, you're seriously Samsung.
GX, the Xbox Twin Towers is better than Corseer.
Yeah, bullshit.
All right.
You're a poor console gamer.
Get a goddamn gaming computer.
What?
Geno X, last one for me.
But since I'm donating, do you like the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie?
Yeah, no shit.
Dude, no, I'm not going to, dude, I'm not going to face reveal for that, dude.
No, absolutely not.
You're fucking, no, ever.
No.
You donate that.
You're donating that because you like the show.
That's how it is.
Fuck off.
All right.
Here we go.
We got Ghetto Ghost.
Even while jehudis and Jews like anime, oh, dude, I don't want to, you know what?
Who gives a shit?
All right, who gives a fuck if they like anime?
They're sick, too.
Annis Turtle, a public service announcement.
Please remember, you must tip the Jew to continue.
That is all, dude.
You fucking say that shit again.
I'm fucking kicking your ass out.
And what the hell is this?
I rate the phage.
Goyam X in the chat.
Fuck you.
All right.
I'm not, you know, you're Goyam X. Fuck off.
Skip this idiot.
Here's Derwicking.
Second pick of Ghost getting head for Mrs. Ghost.
All right, just admit it.
White America was better.
Well, it depends on how you look at it, but you know, oh, you too, Derwicking.
You too, you piece of shit.
Anyway, Japanese feeder GX ghost.
Read, click this image and read it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What is it?
Gentlemen, I'm going to say the N-word.
Buck, don't do it.
Don't say the N-word.
All right.
Dude, all right.
We get it.
All right.
And what is this supposed to be?
Butter?
Yeah, I know what that means, you piece of shit.
And what the hell is this?
Colonel Transisco, by the way, goes, this show is why the Japanese Kleenex commercial is cursed.
Allegedly, if you play it at 12 a.m. on the dot, this happens.
What?
What happens?
What?
What happens?
Let's just fucking hurry up.
They look at the grass They look at the sky It's going to be a fine night tonight It's going to be a fine day tomorrow Kleenex Pudis.
Okay.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I'll add another $200 on top of that.
That's $600.
You shekel goblins.
Dude, fuck no, dude.
Absolutely not, dude.
Absolutely not.
All right.
The audio has changed as well as the visuals.
All right.
What?
What the fuck?
It's a fine day.
People open windows.
They leave the house.
They walk by the devil and that's all the cross.
It's going to be a song, it's going to be a song, it's going to be a song.
If I'm dead now, please It makes me One day All right I didn't understand it.
Whatever.
All right.
Thank you.
What is this?
Tyler225905.
Trolling WordPress People 00:09:11
Yeah, fuck you.
I'm a sellout.
I'm not a sellout asshole.
And what is this, boat?
Episode 126 of the Ghost Show is sponsored by Rag Shadow Legends, one of the biggest mobile role-playing games.
Are you fucking kidding me?
A role-playing game, dude?
All right, we get it, boat.
Thank you.
All right.
Steven Stinkver, shout outs to the Try Hard Legion.
I'm sure there is a Try Hard Legion.
I'm sure.
And what is this?
Barbara Spectre?
What the hell is this?
Dude, I mean, are you kidding me?
And of course.
What the fuck is that?
Nafara, what is vitamin C going to do with what I have?
I have staff.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Well, if you have staff, well, then fucking, you know, soak your ass in some fucking Epson salt so the fucking staph infection can fucking burst out of the fucking big-ass abscess that you probably have it in.
All right.
And yeah, that's probably the best thing you could do, in my opinion.
All right.
I'm not a doctor, but I'm just letting you know.
Anyway, yeah, Mr. Krabs here.
We got Tim McCrav.
Put your motherfucker in a straitjacket, you punk-ass white boy.
I actually remember this.
I guess that Tim McCrav is actually recanting the same shit that he, Mike Tyson said.
Come here and tell me that, and I'll fuck you in your ass, you punk-ass white boy, you baguette.
You can't touch me.
You're not mad enough.
I'll eat your asshole alive.
Brother.
Oh, my God.
Good God.
Oh, man.
All right, there's Olive Yakslov.
What's up, Olive?
GX, I cracked open a yangling tonight to chill with you.
Also, all these trolls are sellouts, man.
Truly laugh at all of these guys, all of these trolls.
Ghost, you have one yet another night.
Whatever they're due during here or radio graffiti, you always win over these trolls.
Woo!
You're damn right.
And here's, hey, here's pylons, all right?
Hey, Manchu Mapu.
Yeah, fuck you.
All right.
Hey, Hambone, doing this is usual e-bagging.
What are you talking about?
What are you fucking talking about, you fucking piece of shit?
You know what?
Fuck you, Pylon.
You're just a fucking jealous piece of shit.
That's what you are.
I'm a come.
Now, fuck off.
I'm not going to say that name.
Have a nice show, ghost.
Yeah, fuck off.
Sorry, but I'll suck it until you die.
That's great.
And who the hell is this?
Do you like squirrels?
Yeah, squirrel merch.
Yeah, fuck off, idiot.
And then GX, please read my question.
Is it true, your gayness or bisex?
Dude, fuck off, all right?
Go fuck yourself.
I'm neither, dude.
I'm married, for Christ's sake.
I got a wife.
Got a fucking wife, Japanese feeder.
All right, look, Takahashi, we get it, dude.
All right, Hakaruku Takaha.
We get it.
All right.
We get it.
Dark Me Magician Girl.
You were so close to this episode.
Better luck next time.
Days Without Jewish tricks.
Dude, why do people say shit like that?
That I'm like, you know, doing some kind of Talmudic magic or some kind of bullshit like that.
And who the hell is this?
Fat Man 1945.
Hey, GX, cheers.
Drinking some Jack Daniels rye whiskey and listening to some Frank Sinatra.
I propose a toast to life, liberty, and keeping America for four more years.
You're goddamn right.
You're goddamn right.
Strangers in the night.
You're goddamn right, dude.
Cheers to Fat Man 1945.
Can't abuser GX.
What do you call a stage Christmas kidnapping a Christmas carol?
All right, we get it, dude.
Pounding the meat.
Cheers, ghost.
Meme magician.
Yeah, fuck you, Razzie Awards.
Yeah, fuck off with the Razzies.
Yo, little ghosty, check these memes out I made for you.
What is this?
Being respectful towards your audience and thanking them for donations.
Calling your audience autists and life losers for bat and bashing things like they like and bashing things.
They're like, Well, you know, it is what it is.
All right, it is what it is.
What the hell is this ghost being an being a decent human being and being a shekel goblin, dude?
That's the dude.
Fuck you, all right.
Fuck all of you.
See, this is why we're not going to have radio graffiti, you dickheads.
All right, this is why we're not going to have radio fucking graffiti.
Poco kitty, uh, back in the last episode with that tart about the cigars.
You don't inhale cigar smoke.
There's no filter either.
Like Ghost said, it's pure leaf.
It indeed is healthier than cigarettes, especially since your lungs don't get as much of the smoke.
Another thing that separates cigars and cigarettes is that cigars don't taste the same.
Disappointment and hooker doesn't taste like shame, disappointment, and hooker spit.
There you go.
Cigarettes or hooker spit, dude, that's disgusting, dude.
Jay Venom, I'll keep posting it until you see it.
GX.
Dude, I don't want to see it.
Okay.
I don't want to see it.
And I don't know why you're even posting it on here.
Okay.
Mr. Person, last post.
Have you heard about this game?
It's free to play.
It's multiplayer.
What is this?
I've never heard of it.
What is this?
Never heard of it.
Never heard of it.
And I don't know.
Maybe I'll check it out.
Who knows?
Anyway, wait, wait, what the fuck is this?
Why the fuck is this being advertised right now?
Why is this being advertised to me on my fucking website?
Take this shit off.
Take this shit off, man.
What the fuck, man?
What the actual fuck?
What the fuck was that?
What the actual fuck was that?
Dude, I don't know what the fuck that was.
Dude, fuck off, dude.
Fuck gay exposed.
I listen, I don't know where the fuck that advertisement came from, okay?
Because I don't know what.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck was that, dude?
Oh my God.
Are you fucking dyslexic?
You can't read for shit.
Hey, you know what?
I'm fucking drinking toe.
All right.
I'm fucking drinking toe.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Dude, I don't know why that's fucking playing that.
I'm not even joking around.
That's bullshit.
That is bullshit.
Okay.
I don't do any gay research on this computer.
Okay.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm very just.
I don't know what the hell that was about.
I don't know what the hell that was about, dude.
And shut up.
Stop laughing in the chat room, dude.
Y'all have already given me enough disrespect for one fucking night, dude.
All right.
I need another fucking beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
I'm not, listen to me.
I don't know why the fuck.
I think that these fuckers at WordPress are trolling me.
I genuinely believe that.
I think these fuckers at WordPress are trolling me.
And they knew that.
And they did that on purpose.
All right.
This is their way of trolling.
I'm not joking around.
I'm not joking around, man.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
It's the WordPress engineers, dude.
All right.
Because look, I mean, you know, my website gets some traffic.
You know, we're doing some things out here.
And I'm sure that the WordPress people are like, what the fuck's this?
And, you know, this is what they're doing.
I'm sure they're listening right now.
I'm sure they're listening right now.
Jesus Christ.
All right, look, I'm getting out of here.
Okay.
It's already 2.45 in the morning.
All right.
Nobody wants to hear Radio Graffiti right now.
All right.
I mean, that's the last thing I want to fucking hear.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
That's the last thing that I want to fucking hear.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to get the fuck out of here.
Radio Graffiti Morning 00:10:42
We're going to come back on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Okay.
All right.
We're going to go to the Saturday Night Troll Show, 9 p.m. Central Standard Time at Vaughan.live slash ghostpolitics and the number one.
And what is this?
Granny Gerson.
So tell us more about being trans black.
Are they going to call you Mr. Black people?
Listen, dude.
Listen, listen.
I'm not trans black.
I mean, sometimes I'm black when it's politically convenient for me to do so, you know?
But I mean, let's just shut up.
All right.
Please, just shut up.
I mean, you know, just shut your stupid stinking holes, please, dude.
All right.
Anyway, listen, I'm going to go ahead and get off here.
And look, I didn't promise shit.
All right.
I never promised this shit, man.
All right.
And by the way, the only thing I like about blacks, one of the best things about blacks is I like my wife to do the black guy handshake on my prick whenever I want a real quick handy or two.
You know what I'm saying?
Doing the black guy handshake on my prick.
That's what I'm talking about there, man.
Anyway, listen, I mean, there's no need to do radio graffiti.
Even if I did do it, there'd be like fucking five or six callers on there, and that'd be it.
All right.
That'd be it.
And it'd be pettis and it'd be that fucking idiot Pylons and you know, it'd be fucking, you know, I don't know, maybe a Kansas abuser.
I don't know.
It'd be that fucking idiot that plays the same fucking song from Anonymous all the fucking time.
You know what I'm saying?
It could be the same fucking shit.
And I don't want to hear about it.
I don't want to, you know, I don't want it.
I don't want to do it.
I don't think you people deserve it, to be frank, dude.
I mean, I mean, I done literally did a nine-hour show.
It's six hours and 15 minutes right now.
And you people are still just non-appreciative.
You call me a sellout.
Dude, that hurt me, dude.
I want to be completely fucking honest.
That fucking hurt me.
I mean, all the other shit that y'all called me, I mean, that's one thing.
But fucking calling me a goddamn fucking sellout, that fucking hurt.
And that's something that I don't know if I'm going to get over here, at least here in the next few fucking hours.
I'm going to have to think long and hard.
I'm going to have to reevaluate my fucking life in broadcasting and shit if you people think I'm a fucking sellout.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not even joking around.
I have to fucking reevaluate my life or something if you fucking people think I'm a seller.
I don't understand how you think I'm a fucking sellout.
Oh boy, I can't wait for the Saturday Night Explosive Diarrhea Show hosted by Sheckler.
Nothing for you.
Fuck you.
All right, unlisted ninja.
All right, go shove it up your ass.
We're going to be doing some raids.
We're going to be doing some things.
We're going to call the date line.
I'm going to buy a bunch of minutes so we can call the fucking date line.
So just shut up.
Stop coming at me, boy.
All right.
Seriously, you're going to have some, you know, you can fucking be sorry.
Let's just put it that way.
You're going to be fucking sorry.
Give me my drink.
Look at you.
You promised your fans want radio graffiti.
You promise.
You promise, ghost, don't you?
Put six in the chat right now if you want radio graffiti, okay?
Let's see.
Let's just do an impromptu poll here.
Push the number six in the chat if you want to hear radio graffiti because, you know, okay, there's one, there's two, there's three.
Look, somebody put in a seven.
Of course, Keemscares.
So he's going to call up and be like, hey, what's up?
I want a fucking meatball over here.
All right.
Look at all these sixes for Christ.
True sellout radio.
Look at 90 night bitch.
nighty night bitch i'm really fucking tired of this dude you see You see this, man?
I mean, you call me a sellout.
Now you're, you know, calling me a bitch.
I'm not a bitch.
Okay.
I'm nobody's fucking bitch.
All right.
There's not, that's one thing that's ever going to, you're never going to hear ghost and bitch in the same fucking sentence because ghost is a bad motherfucker.
You understand what I'm saying, boys?
Ghost is a bad motherfucker.
And he ain't no bitch.
So if you're going to sit over here and call me a bitch, we're going to have some problems.
We're going to have some major fucking problems.
And we can either handle this like some gentlemen or we can get into some gangster shit.
I'm not fucking around, baby.
All right.
I'm not kidding around.
We can either handle this like some gentlemen or we can get into some motherfucking gangster shit, dude.
And I can get gangster, believe me, all right?
Props to the Maple Street gangsters that are out there listening.
All right.
Props to the Maple Street gangsters out there.
All right.
Let me go ahead and take another swig of this beer for Christ's sake.
All right.
Look, people want radio graffiti.
Okay.
Look, because I love my fans and because I am such a dedicated broadcaster, I'm going to go ahead and give you a little bit of radio graffiti, okay?
I'm going to go ahead and give you a little bit of radio graffiti, but I'm telling you, you sons of bitches better not fucking come at me with that sellout shit ever again.
I don't ever want to hear you ever call me a sellout because I'm not a damn sellout.
Okay, I fucking do what I do for each and every one of you.
All right, I do what I do for each and every one of you for Christ's sake.
I'm not a sellout, dude.
I mean, a sellout doesn't do fucking fucking six to nine hour shows like it's not a big fucking thing out here.
Okay?
So anyway, let me look for something to have you guys watch here, okay, while I set up the radio graffiti.
And by the way, I got to drain the main vein over here.
I've got to drain the 15 and a half inches John Holmes sausage up here.
You know what?
I got it.
I got it here.
Let's go ahead and listen to some Dan Pena.
All right.
Let's listen to Dan Pena over here.
That's what this world needs more of is Dan Pena.
That's a hard ass Mexican.
And it should show you that if this guy from East Los Angeles, a Mexican, can come out and become a billionaire, what the fuck is your problem?
You don't have to become a billionaire.
You know what I'm saying?
Just be better than what you were born into.
I mean, that's the simple accomplishment of achieving success in life, isn't it?
That you're better than what you were born into.
I mean, don't just sit there and stay stagnant, baby, right now.
Here's some fucking Dan Pena.
You got Dan Pena queued up, engineer?
No.
All right.
What I'm about to show you is Dan Pena.
Now, this is only a three-minute one.
I should be posting one that's a little bit longer, but let's see if we can do this in three minutes.
If not, I'll just go ahead and play another Dan Pena.
All right.
So here's Dan Pena.
All right.
Probably one of the best at creating billionaires.
He's a billionaire himself.
So let's go ahead and listen to Dan Pena.
I'll be right back when I come back radio graffiti.
Who knows for how long?
All right.
Play it.
Here it is.
I look at the results.
It's like I tell my own kids, love is great, but I don't need it from you two, you three.
I mean, 25 years from now, respect will do.
I don't need your love.
And most kids or their parents are living vicariously through their kids.
So I look at the audience and I look at four or five hundred people.
If this is what the world's come to, if your parents, God fucking forbid, allah fucking forbid, are living their lives vicariously through you sorry fucking vaginas, what the fuck has the world come to?
And I believe that.
And the kids go like this.
Great question.
Do you want your kids to be like you?
Not one person raises their hand.
What does that say?
They're not doing their job.
Correct.
And now you've got two little rascals?
Yeah, I think about it all the time.
You know, I'm trying to behave.
And they're going to, with me, it's even more because all my shit is documented now.
So it gives me an extra reason to go big because they're going to watch me one day.
And like you said, they're going to see it all, which is great.
It's great motivation for me.
Just like this place, it's great motivation for me.
It means I got to get up and just be even better.
And we can always get better.
Man's greatest burden is unfulfilled potential.
You know, and Costa Grazos said that to me a long, long time ago, early on in our relationship.
And I didn't understand really what it meant.
But now, I've known for many years now, but now even more so.
I mean, because I see so many of us, myself included, have left so much on the table that we could have done more.
And nobody's ever going to be 100% of their potential.
But there's no reason that we can't be all we can be.
And that's what I'm driving.
The kids, yeah, sometimes not in such a nice way.
And that's what I learned about three and a half years ago at your castle.
And people always ask me what I learned up there.
And, you know, I learned that I can be more.
Absolutely.
That's the middle thing.
And people said, did he teach you about your business and that?
And I said the third day, he taught me something about myself.
And so now I see it in everybody.
And I'm just like, why don't you just be more?
Stop making those excuses.
And so if this is the first time they're meeting you, then they're definitely in an uncomfortable situation.
People don't know how to deal with you.
Because like you said, nobody's out there doing what you do because ultimately they're all looking to sell something.
And maybe you are selling something somewhere.
I don't know.
Who knows?
But they're not.
Well, I mean, if any of you kids have got an upsell or a side sell that is going to change a billion people, email me at Webmaster.
Sick Dimension Internet 00:14:43
But there isn't.
All right.
I think we've made it just in time.
All right.
Just in time.
Thank you very much, Dan Penya.
And I hope that some of you listen to that instead of sitting there talking garbage, saying that he's a boomer or whatever the fuck.
All right.
All right.
Now, folks, what we're going to do here is we're going to do a little bit of radio graffiti.
And by the way, after radio graffiti, I'm done, dude.
I'm fucking, I'm done.
I'm done.
So leave me the fuck alone after radio graffiti.
Can all, you know, go suck a cockwood.
And don't call him a boomer, all right?
The man is trying to tell you something.
Maybe, just maybe, you should listen.
All right, maybe you should listen.
Fucking idiots.
I'm telling you, you guys piss me the fuck off.
I don't even know why I'm doing this.
I don't even know why.
I'm serious.
I don't know why I'm fucking doing this shit.
Let me get some more fucking drink.
Alright, where's my fucking...
Hey, shut up!
Don't.
Look, I'll start Radio Graffiti when I want to start it, you piece of shit.
All right.
I'm not on your fucking time.
This is my fucking show.
It's the ghost show.
My fucking show.
Nobody tells me what to do, you fucking.
You Richard Fitzel, you fucking piece of shit.
Nobody tells me what to do.
Unlisted ninja, fuck you.
Look at that fucking Weebo fucking shit you got in your profile for Christ's sake.
Stupid shithead.
Hold on, give me some.
I need another fucking couple of flakes in this goddamn pipe here.
I need a couple of flakes.
Oh, look, everybody's calling me a sellout.
Y'all gonna call me a sellout, you piece of shit?
I've got radio graffiti on right now, and you people are gonna call me a fucking sellout, you fucking asshole, huh?
Keep calling me a sellout and see what happens.
All right, you piece of shit.
All right, fucking keep calling me a sellout and see what the fuck happens.
I'm not joking.
I'm warning you.
Fuck.
Keep calling me a sellout and see what the fuck happens.
You ain't gonna like it, boy.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
You ain't gonna like it.
Give me my fuckin' smoke.
Shit!
Pff!arkashsk след Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Look at these fuckers.
They're still calling me a sellout, dude.
All right, you know what?
I'm talking to you, people.
What?
What?
Money bag, money bag, money bag, money bag.
Oh, fuck you, man.
You sons of bitches.
All right, you don't want radio graffiti.
It's obvious.
It's obvious you want to fuck with me.
You want to keep fucking with me and think there's still going to be no repercussions.
Money bag, money.
No!
Money bag, money.
You fucking shith!
You stupid shit egg!
You're going to keep fucking with me!
Credit card, credit card, credit card, fucking ass, you fucking motherfuckers, man.
You motherfuckers, man.
I can't believe you fucking people, man.
I can't fucking believe you, man.
Shut up, you emoji spamming autistic.
ING UP, YOU FUCKING STUPID, DUMB! FUCKING Girs!AUGH! CHRIST! SHUT UP, YOUR S. Skip this, idiot.
Let's skip this fucking asshole.
Okay, boomer.
All right, dude.
You see, you all have disrespected me for the last goddamn time.
You disrespected me for the last damn time.
Give the engineer his show back, and you're a fucking sellout Shekel Goblin.
Fuck, man!
I'm not a fucking sellout, man!
Why do you keep calling me a sellout?
Why?
I fucking give you my fucking heart!
I gave you my soul, man!
Hey, look, there's patiently waiting.
Look at this.
Hey, ghost, hope your night is going well.
It ain't going well, man.
Can we get to Radio Graffiti Feeni?
Sorry for the trolls.
Look, I would get to Radio Graffiti.
Believe me, I would fucking be I would be doing it now, okay?
But you got these fucking idiots that think it's so cute to rub it in my face that I'm a fucking sellout.
They know that it's pissing me off, and they keep fucking twisting the fucking knife.
They keep adding salt to the fucking wound.
I'm gonna leave this asshole for two bucks, fucking unlisted ninja.
Sell out, sell out.
Look at these fucking idiots in the chat room.
Sell out, sell out.
I'm not a fucking sellout, man.
I'm not.
How fucking dare you?
How good, goddamn, dare you call me a sellout, man?
I'm on, it's six hours and 30 minutes I've been broadcasting to you people, man.
Six hours and 30 minutes.
I just gave you a fucking nine-hour show over nine-hour show on Tuesday night.
You ungrateful swine.
Fuck!
Fuck!
God damn you, baby, why?
Fuckin' why?!
You're in my tree!
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Yeah, fuck you.
End it, bitch.
Yeah, fuck you, man.
Fuck all of you, man.
Look at these cookies.
I'm seeing.
Quit crying, sell out.
Sell out, stop stalling.
Sell out, fucking.
Fuck you.
Fuck you!
I'm, I'm, I know I've got real fans out there, man.
That's what sucks.
That's who I really feel sorry for out there.
The real fans that want to hear Radio Graffiti, man.
That want to hear a true fucking show, man.
It's you.
It's you, cyber verbin dickheads.
You fucking sick-dimension internet people.
It's you.
I feel bad for those fucking fans, man.
I feel bad because you know those fucking idiots over here fucking sell out because you're sellout.
You're a sellout.
You're a sellout.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
Give me my fucking beer.
I need, you know what?
I need more beer.
I need more.
Where'd you want?
I want more beer.
For Christ's sake, man.
Piece of shit.
And what is it?
What a sellout.
Yeah, sellout.
Quick daggon.
You know what?
I'm done with you people, dudes.
Go fuck off.
And what?
Great song.
A great song.
Yeah, do we really need to hear that right now?
Do we really need to hear a fucking great song right now with these sons of bitches acting like a fucking bunch of assholes?
Fucking another, another nobody.
Another nobody.
This better be something that'll pep the goddamn situation up.
That's all I'm saying.
Six hours and thirty minutes of TTS you sell out.
Give the engineer of his show back, Alex.
Fuck you, too.
Who the hell is this 2e idiot or TWE or whatever the fuck his name?
Who the fuck is this guy?
Who the fuck asked you secondly, all right?
What is this?
Another nobody?
What the fuck is this?
What was this?
What did you donate?
Operator with my pocket calculator.
What the fuck?
What the hell is this?
Pocket calculator.
Alright.
Real funny, dude.
Real funny.
Pocket calculator.
Real fucking funny, dude.
Real fucking funny, man.
At least it's a song.
Alright, at least it's a fucking song, dude.
At least it's...
I can calm down to this, dude.
All right.
Let me just ignore the chat.
Let me ignore the fucking chat and let's just, you know, try to calm our asses down.
I'm the operator with my pocket calculator.
I've never heard of this stuff, but what?
Who did this?
Kirk Kraft work?
I'm controlling.
Kraft work?
Are these the same guys that made that song?
Oh!
Are they those guys?
Oh, is that, is that those folks?
I am adding.
And subtracting.
I mean, seriously, is that, is that them fucks?
Is that it or am I wrong?
It's not that that.
It's not that.
Okay.
That was the same band, dude.
Oh, thank you, Pettis.
The gay club patronizer Pettis knew exactly what I was talking about.
No, that's not, that's not Kirkcraft.
That's Zombie Nation, okay, dude?
That's what that is, okay?
I'm Pettus, by the way.
I'll just be leprechaunning my ass over here in the corner.
Just in case you want to get up in it.
Why don't you give me a toe tap whenever I go to the bathroom?
Okay?
Oh great I got Alzheimer's because I fucking made a mistake on a band.
That's Electronica.
That's great.
Gay Club.
Is this gay club music?
Is this what they're doing?
Like in the gay clubs?
This, you know, this doesn't seem like a gay enough song or like the beat, you know.
I mean, typical fucking gay music, they have that rhythm.
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants.
They got that rhythm and I don't hear it in here.
You know what I mean?
You know, so they can leprechaun their asses out there.
I'm the operator.
That's the whole point of like dancing in a gay club.
So you can leprechaun your ass.
I'm the operator with my pocket calculator.
I am adding and subtracting.
My pocket calculata, huh?
My pocket calculata.
And shut up.
You can't hear Home Depot in here, dude.
Can y'all shut up with that shit already?
Jesus Christ.
Ghost scouts the gay clubs.
No, I don't, okay.
All right, Jesus Christ.
Oh, God.
Shut up, you- You can't hear the Home Depot, dude.
I'm tired of you fucking idiots saying that.
You're pissing me off.
All right.
All right.
Thank you very much.
That was requested by another nobody, okay?
Now, listen, you're telling me I'm stalling.
I'm not stalling.
I'm pissed off that you fucking idiots are sitting here continuing to call me a sellout, even after I'm trying to get some fucking respect out of your asses.
I've got people on hold right now on Radio Graffiti, and you people are still talking shit.
Look at the last fucking donos here.
Look at the last fucking donos over here for Christ's sake.
Fucking unlisted ninja, sellout.
End it, bitch.
Sell out.
Craft work is amazing.
What fucking PCP are you doing?
What?
Pettis, you got good taste in music.
Pettis, Pettis, you've got good taste in music.
Everybody thinks Pettis is gay, for Christ's sake.
And what's sad is that probably Pettis is probably some 500-pounder that wants to be a bottom.
That's nothing.
There's nothing worse in the world in the gay community than being a fat, disgusting femme that really wants to get pounded in the ass, but nobody wants to go there because, you know, you're a little hefty, dude.
You know what I mean?
You're probably not wiping off all the escrow.
Anyway, listen, you get it.
All right.
You get it.
Anyway.
Anyway, Nafara 822, I'm glad that you like craft work.
I'm really, I'm really glad.
And whoever the hell just donated $2, you sold-out pussy.
You see, this is what I'm talking about, dude.
This is what I'm talking about.
You sold-out pussy.
Look at this crap.
Abstract Art For Stress 00:13:43
Jesus Christ.
Listen, I want to just click like ending.
I just want to click the end right now.
But what's prohibited me from doing so is the fucking fans out there, like true fans.
You know, like Dark Blaine and, you know, fucking the swagger kid and, you know, the fucking, you know, these people, you know, these folks, you know, fucking Colonel Transisco, you know, these true fans out here, they want to hear, you know, the whole ghost experience.
You know what I'm saying?
What is this?
Eyebrow raise.
Have you ever noticed some of your inner circle seems to antagonize you in your chat?
Wonder how many of them behind the scene behind these troll trends.
Dude, I hope they're not.
Let's put it that way.
I hope they're not.
Okay?
I hope that, you know, that these people understand that being in this inner circle is sacred.
You know what I mean?
Like the farmer views the earth as sacred.
Like the reverend holds the Bible as sacred.
As the Masonic person holds the intro of Hiram a glyph of the.
It's sacred, dude.
It's sacred, okay?
So anyway, give me a drink.
All right.
Even though all you idiots are calling me a sellout, Even though all you idiots are saying that I'm stalling and I'm fucking an idiot and, you know, a fucking dick cheeseburger or whatever.
I'm still going to do radio graffiti, okay?
I'm still going to do radio graffiti because I love my fans, okay?
Ghost, and I'm not a sellout.
Okay?
I'm not a sellout.
All right, what is this?
Imagine a cow dropping a wet, slapping load of hot cow dung on your face, oozing down her cheeks, smelching softly across your hair.
Dude, what the hell, dude?
But you can't.
You're pinned down.
What the hell is your problem, dude?
What is your fucking problem?
Seriously, dude, what the hell is your fucking problem, man?
Jesus Christ.
Do you hear this shit?
It's my life.
Don't you forget.
That's how it is.
It caught in the crowd.
It never ends.
And the guy's name is Warm Oozing Manure.
I don't even know why.
You know, in the words of Charles Bukowski, which is written on his gravestone, why try?
Why try?
Anyway, let me go ahead and smoke.
We're going to go ahead and fucking start this stupid shit.
All right.
Anybody who keeps saying I'm stalling, then I'm going to stall even more.
Okay.
All right.
As a matter of fact, I've been working on some of my Christmas caroling.
So let me go ahead and work on that since you idiots think I'm stalling here.
All right.
Now, what do y'all think of this?
I've done this a few years in a row.
It's one of my favorites.
All right.
Here we go.
Ready?
One, two, three, four.
Suck a my suck of my suck of my schlong all night long.
Suck a my suck of my suck of my schlong suck it all night suck it all night suck it all night That's one of them you know what I'm saying that's one of them All right Have you made any abstract art paintings recently?
That's none of your fucking business, Pettis.
And to be honest with you, that's one of the things I never should have admitted to you idiots, that I actually do like fucking abstract art to try to, you know, blow off some steam you know what I mean and try to get some of the stress out.
You know I'm saying I never even should have admitted that to you guys.
But once again, you know I'm.
I think that you know you guys are my pals sometimes and then, you know fucking, I start on unloading shit like you're fucking Barbara Walters, and then you use it against me like a bunch of jerk dicks.
You know what I'm saying I mean seriously.
Then you use it against me like I'm a fucking asshole, all right, ghost finger paints guaranteed, dude.
I fucking dude, you don't know, you don't even know, you don't even know.
All right, I'm an abstract minimalist.
By the way, just FYI to anybody who's, you know, into the art scene, you know I'm an abstract minimalist okay, now that doesn't necessarily mean that I exclusively, you know, try to paint minimalist works.
It's just a component of my repertoire of artistic work okay, and of course, the abstract is definitely a component and I'm telling you right now, it's, it's, it's not bad.
All right it's, it's, it's not bad.
Anyway, let me go ahead and uh, what mediums do I use?
I'm actually a mixed medium person.
Uh, to be completely honest, sometimes i'll use straight canvas, sometimes i'll use planks.
Um i've, I have used uh, you know, a couple of other things in the past but but but, pieces of work that you can actually hang in a nice office or in a nice living room and shit like that.
All right, do you sell your art?
Uh yes, I sell my art and, believe it or not, it's in a lot of nice living rooms and I just that's just one thing that I do.
It's not even something I depend on.
It's something that just, it's like a hobby that you know kind of turned into some change out here.
You know what i'm saying.
I mean, i'm not, i'm not a working artist in a in a sense of where you know i'm out here, you know fucking, depending on the art income, it's just something I do.
I, you know it's, it's just it's, it's turned into a source of revenue.
It's not a major one but uh, you know, people do pay a thousand or two thousand dollars for ghost paintings dude, believe it or not anyway, let me smoke some of this.
And, by the way yeah, did y'all hear about that one painting that went for 120 or 150 000, when it was just a fucking banana taped on a wall?
Give me a fucking break, dude.
That's that's.
You see, that's not art.
Excuse me.
Whoa.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
But, you know, if you want my opinion, when you hear shit like that where there's an art piece that goes for, yeah, it's money laundering.
I was just about, Tijuana genius knew exactly what I was going to say.
It's just a money laundering scheme dude okay, and the Irs is gonna get their ass, believe me because uh, that's not art.
You know what art is, in my opinion?
And listen, I don't, I don't want to get you know, maybe I shouldn't even be going into this, but no matter what you put on a canvas, so long as it's you as a human being right, whether it's an abstract piece or a realistic piece, or you know what whatever, whatever it is that it is, however you do it, the strokes in which you use uh the, the brushes the the, the curvatures and the indentions in which you use the knife uh,
each and every one of those details become an original fingerprint in time.
You know, no matter what the damn painting is, no matter how minimalist it is, no matter how uh abstract, no matter what, it is a fingerprint in time and it's the only thing.
Believe it or not, once you die, the only thing that remains of you are things that you created, whether you wrote something on paper, whether you created Something on a canvas, whether you created a sculpture, etc.
I mean, these materialistic representations last beyond your years, and they're the only physical significance of your existence once you're no longer on the earth.
So that's how I view, that's how I view art.
Okay, that's that's how I view art.
Anyway, cheers to everybody out there.
All right, and I don't draw hentai or any of that bullshit, dude.
I, you know, what I've found is that you'll make the most money as an artist drawing what people want to see in their fucking dining or whatever room.
It's usually offices and living rooms.
And you want to paint big paintings.
I paint like big fucking like sofa type paintings and shit.
I don't paint like little fucking, you know, some shit on a fucking little fucking 12 by 12 paper and shit.
You know what I mean?
And, you know, you get to be able to be real creative in these big fucking canvases and shit.
And, you know, I mean, whether you're doing a minimalist or an abstract, whatever the case might be, you want the colors to merge together properly.
You want the things that are being conjured within the abstract piece to be able to pop out so that when somebody throws it on their fucking mirror, or excuse me, throws it on their living room or their office, people say, whoa, shit.
Dude, that's an intense painting.
You know what I mean?
You know what I'm saying?
That's an intense painting.
So I'm just telling you, people want a piece that's going to make their fucking room pop.
And it's just the way you use colors and, you know, shit like that.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
Let's get to Raider Graffiti, dude.
I'm talking about fucking art for Christ.
What is this?
Art Hour?
Jesus, what am I talking about?
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Hi.
This is Ghost Art Hour.
And what we're going to talk about here is the definition of art and what it truly means to understand why art is so important in our society.
We have billionaires who literally auction off millions and millions of pieces of art and they buy them for millions and millions of dollars.
And the reason is, is because art, it's a physical representation of an existence of an individual who happened to have roamed the earth at one given time.
It is the only physical representation of one's existence on the planet.
It is the, you know what I'm saying?
I mean, I don't, I don't, you know, this ain't that kind of show.
Anyway, I do do that.
And no, I don't want to show my artwork because then if I do, you idiots are going to take like the fucking the pictures of it and like put a piece of crap on it or you're going to burn it.
You're fucking sick, dude.
People are sick.
So, you know, people are, people are gross.
You know what I mean?
I'm just saying.
People are fucking gross.
And I do it as a hobby, dude.
I don't really make like a whole bunch of money on it.
I mean, I do sell, I have sold many pieces in the past because, you know, people fucking like, people like the pieces, dude.
And, you know, some people have come into my, I've had people come into my home because I hang my own art in my own home and just call me a narcissist or whatever.
I don't give a shit.
But I've had people in my home that are business associates and people that I've had to conduct business with and shit.
They see it.
They can't believe it.
They like it.
And they offer me a fucking, you know, they offer me a fucking couple of G's or something, dude.
That's what I'm saying.
Because these are big pieces.
This isn't like a little small piece of shit old.
These are big canvases, dude.
And don't tell me to hurry up, dude.
Listen, now I'm appreciating you people that are like fucking that are talking shit to me.
Like, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
What is this?
Why are you an expert on the dumbest shit?
I don't know.
I don't think I'm an expert at anything, dude.
I mean, I think that I have a well-rounded understanding of things.
I don't think that I'm an expert at anything.
I think that what I'm pretty good at is making capital, and that's why I'm an independent capitalist.
But other than that, I don't think that I'm fucking an expert in anything, dude.
I'm just somebody who reads a lot.
I got a photographic memory, by the way.
I only have to read something one time, and I'll remember it for forever.
So that's something that has, you know, been a, I guess it's been something that I've been born with that most people don't have.
And that's why I have like a little bit of abundance of knowledge.
You know, I don't forget things and shit.
So anyway, sorry.
Independent Capitalist Ghost 00:06:07
All right.
Sorry.
Cheers.
Let me go ahead and get some something.
No, now people are diagnosing me.
Ghost is a savant.
Ghost is an autistic Asperger savant somewhere within the spectrum.
And he's got a rapist wit.
I do.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, let me go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti, dude.
I'm mumbling.
I'm stumbling.
I got a decent fucking drunken stupor going on for Christ's sake.
Sounds like you got ADHD.
Well, you know, it hasn't hurt my pocketbook.
Let's put it that way.
Anyway, cheers to everybody out there.
I love you guys.
Even you, Dark Me Magician Girl here.
Come over here and give me a kiss, bitch.
All right.
All right.
I forgive you, even though you're calling me a sellout, you whorebag.
All right.
Now, what I'm going to do here, I'm going to slap your ass here.
Get back over there and go fucking try to, you know, cook some kind of hors d'oeuvre or something.
You know, something with a little wiener in it, because I'm sure that's what your man's got.
You know, be a little bit reminiscent there.
All right, now, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you got to do is give me a call right now.
You know the number, 515-604-9052.
And once the operator bitch starts talking, all you got to do is push in that code right there, 844-286 and the hashtag pound key, however you know it.
And once you do, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
And when I call on your area code or I call on your name, you've got exactly...
Who the hell's doing this?
Billy F.U. Ghost Paints in Period Blood.
Go fuck off.
Although, look, look.
No, I don't want to go there.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Anyway, fuck you, Billy, is all I got to say.
All right.
Fuck you, Billy.
Anyway, when I call on your area code or your name, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say, whatever it is that's on your mind, that's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
All right.
Does everybody get it now?
All right.
Now, let's go ahead and I'm not even going to fuck around with this.
Hold on.
Hold on.
You know what I am?
I need one more hit of some tetrahydrocanneminol.
I'm sorry.
A little bit of the grass, the reefer, the marijuana, the devil's lettuce, the poo smoke.
I need it, dude.
I'm sorry.
You know, I'm not an addict.
call me an addict all you want to but suck a cock with it all right and you can lean with it and you can rock with it and if you want I gotta gotta suck a cock with it Give me my smoke, all right.
Here we go.
Hold on, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta hit the brain, dude.
I got it, I gotta let it hit the brain, dude.
All right, let's go ahead and get to radio graffiti right now.
All right, do you got it, engineer?
All right, here we go.
Let's go ahead and uh uh we got we uh we like we don't have that many people, all right, so don't bitch at me, all right?
Uh, how about uh ghost's side job radio graffiti holes?
There's nothing better than doing it.
Get this shit out of here.
Listen to me, all right, listen, listen.
You're lucky I'm under the influence of several different intoxicants at this point in time, but for you to suggest that I service glory holes is a fucking laughable one.
Do you understand what I'm saying, boy?
All right, why does it always have to refer to me being gay or me being some kind of a homo or something, all right?
I've got Mrs. Ghost, all right?
I've got a family.
I'm not a fucking, I'm not a fucking, I'm not a homo, dude, okay?
Nothing wrong with being a homosexual, okay?
I'm just saying that ain't me, all right?
The sign on my ass says do not enter, all right?
And that's all there is to it, okay?
And I, and I know enough about butt sex to know that I may not ever fucking do that ever, ever, ever.
So it is what it is, all right?
And when I say may not, because I can't confirm or deny, I've done it to Mrs. Ghost, so it is what it is, all right.
Anyway, how about Pumper Nickel Radio Graffiti?
Come all over your face, and I'm going to rub my cock all over your face, and then you're going to do it again.
I'm going to force you to suck it again.
Oh, my God, dude.
Who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is this?
All right, easy.
I would be ashamed of myself if you said that as well, dude.
All right.
Who else do we got here?
We got TCR Classics for Christmas, Radio Graffiti.
Welcome back to TCR Classics.
American Game Master Show 00:03:18
I am the host of the show, American Game Master.
And today we're going to talk about a simple little troll, but for you to understand it, we must play it.
Here it is.
From true covers radio, episode 154, for a monster, Mr Ghost, as well as the following reaction, hey yo,
yo take that off.
Let me tell you something.
I'm not a Grinch, dude.
All right, and I explained this on the last show.
Ghost doesn't get anything for Christmas, dude.
All right.
Everybody's going to, all my family's going to come to my house.
Mrs. Ghost, she's already decorating the whole place up.
She's trying to make it look like the cover of a pottery barn cover catalog.
All right.
They're going to come in here every fucking year.
I've got gifts for everybody.
And look, the gifts they give me are a joke, okay?
I mean, like, now fucking here.
Here's a tie, Ghost.
Look at that.
Ha ha.
Yeah.
Wow.
You know, shit that you could find in like the fucking bins in the middle of shit stores like Walmart is what the fuck I get.
While everybody eats my food, drinks my booze, gets my badass presents.
And you know, let me tell you something, man.
Everybody in my family expects me to get them a fucking badass present.
You know, like, ah, Ghost, he, he has a lot of money and he could get us present.
And if I, if it isn't something that they expected, like, like, they already get like some kind of an idea that, well, ghost could possibly get me this, and that would be great.
And then when it doesn't meet their expectation, they're like, oh, yeah, I think so.
Even though every one of my fucking presents to my shit fucking unappreciative family are over fucking anywhere from 35 to 50 bucks over that over that price.
It depends.
I've got two tiers of my family, all right?
If I really don't like you, but you know, you're still close enough to me in blood where I'm obligated to fucking get something for you, you're in the 35 bucker range where I got to fucking give you something.
And I won't go over like 40 or 45 bucks from that range.
Then if I like you, if you're somebody that, you know, yeah, you know, whatever, I go over the $50 range and look, and I try to get like everybody, every fucking buddy.
Unappreciative Family Presents 00:07:12
What is that?
That's cheap.
I'm a Jew?
That's cheap.
How is that cheap, dude?
These people don't get me anything.
Dude, you should see the spread that Mrs. Ghost and I give these fucking people, dude.
I mean, you should, I mean, all homemade food.
Me and Mrs. Ghost are up all night, fucking all homemade shit.
We've got booze that can fucking make the goddamn fucking New England Patriots drunk.
Okay?
I mean, seriously, man, I'm a Jew because I'm fucking giving my shit.
Listen, nobody gives me nothing.
Nobody has ever given me nothing, so I don't give a shit.
So you fuck yourself.
All right, who else we got here?
We got what is this?
Ghost mode radio graffiti.
Pettis radio graffiti.
All I am alone in.
All I ever needed was him in my arms.
It's like very unnecessary.
You son of a bitch dude You didn't get fucking at you, fucking pettish bitch.
Fuck it.
I just fucking sit that tonight.
I just fucking said that fucking shit tonight, man.
I was just giving an example about DePeshmote.
Listen, just because Depeche Mode has a couple of decent tunes, doesn't mean that it's like a homo thing or something.
I get it.
They're gay.
I get it.
Yeah.
We get it.
And then to mix me with the song, dude?
Jew fuck, dude.
Cheap Jew fuck.
What the fuck's your problem, Billy F.U. What the fuck?
You've been fucking doing nothing but shit talking me throughout this.
Look at this.
Billy F.U., why are you an expert on the dumbest shit?
Billy F.U., ghost paints and period blood.
Billy F.U., got family, good cover, good cover.
What do you fucking mean?
Good cover.
Billy F.U., cheap Jew fuck.
What an asshole, dude.
You're a fucking dickhead.
What a fucking dickhead, dude.
What a fucking great A jerk.
Jesus Christ, dude, I'm only going to take a couple more because this is fucking, this, you know, this is stupid.
This is fucking stupid for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Ghost is a Scrooge right here for graffiti.
I'm sleeping twinkling, prevaricating frauds.
Perfectrating evil as they roam the earth in horse.
Feeding on that hill men, reaping rich rewards.
Contaminating everything they see.
Corrupting on his name like me.
Heightenberg. Apica. Haldedas. Bad.
I hate people.
I hate people.
People, not disposable creatures.
Is this supposed to be me?
I hate people.
All right, get this shit out of here.
And look, maybe I don't disagree with what was just being sung there.
Because look at what's happening here, folks.
You people that are observing this, whether live or in the archive, you got to recognize you can do anything for these people.
And look at how ungrateful these people are.
Look at how ungrateful these motherfuckers are, dude.
And that's just the way it is.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, prostate dentist, radio graffiti.
I have a big dick.
You like it?
What are you talking about?
Hey, come, Guzzler.
I got an eight-inch cough that's sad.
All right, get this shit.
It's obviously a fucking soundboard at this point.
You people can't even fucking do soundboards, right?
Oh my God.
We got Tyler Radio Graffiti.
$5 million for a simple face reveal?
What a Jew.
Dude, I don't want a face reveal, okay?
I don't want to do it.
Okay, I don't, okay?
So shut up.
I'm abroad.
Okay?
I'm abroad.
Do you understand that?
I'm a radio broad.
All right, you know, fuck up.
Fuck off, Tyler, okay?
First of all, I'm a broadcaster, okay?
I mean, like I said, I've had an illustrious fucking 12-year internet broadcasting career.
And I should be brought down in radio history and be given the golden microphone here in the next 10 years, if you want my opinion.
I mean, that's just the way it is, for Christ's sake, man.
All right, I'm a fucking radio legend as far as I'm concerned.
All right, all right, Tyron radio graffiti.
My granny was a piece of shit, woman.
I hope you fucking burn in hell.
I hope the fucking devil pitchfork rapes my granny shit funnel, you fucking shithead.
I'll gladly pitch for rape your granny for you, ghost.
Stand over and let me pitchfork you up the tailpipe, bitch.
I hate my granny because she's an old fucking windbag bitch.
Fuck you, granny, you piece of shit.
Ha ha!
Fuck you, you fucking piece of trash.
Oh, Jesus.
Take this shit off!
Take it off!
Take it off!
Dave!
NOOOOOO How the fuck!
Why the fuck!
Why the fuck do you all do that, man?
Why do y'all do that, man?
Why do y'all go after my granny like that, man?
That's fucked up!
Especially during the holidays, man.
That's fucked up!
That's fucked up!
Oh, fuck.
I'm tired, dude.
I'm fucking done.
Get me out of here, engineer.
Fuck these people.
All right, you're gonna talk that way about my fucking granny?
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you, you lucky they'd be back on Saturday!
You fuck!
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