Ghost hosts True Capitalist Radio's "Ghost Show" 125, raising video donation fees to $20.20 while defending his alcohol consumption and condemning Democrats as "anti-American scum." He reacts to chaotic viewer submissions involving Nazi imagery, Falun Gong organ harvesting claims, and controversial figures like Bill Clinton and Jeff Bezos. Throughout the nine-hour broadcast, Ghost engages in heated political monologues, mocks LGBTQ+ identities, and defends Trump's presidency against impeachment inquiries, ultimately ending the marathon stream after exhausting his audience with explicit content and profanity. [Automatically generated summary]
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And I don't know if you noticed, but we upped the prices to the $18.66 bucker.
It is now 2020.
And look, somebody already donated 2020 for Christ's sake, all right?
Somebody's already donated $20.20 for a fucking video donation already this early episode 125 of the Go Show.
And what I'd like each and every one of you all to do is to please spread this show around the internet and throughout the world and let everybody you know, let them all know that the Go Show is in effect and in the house and we are live and shut up in the chat room saying I'm fucking late.
I'm not late.
I'm right on time.
I say that I'm going to be on 8.30 ish.
All right, that's a big difference.
8.30 ish, boy.
Episode 125.
Spread it around like wildfire.
All right.
We are live.
We don't get any kind of promotion from YouTube.
We don't get any kind of promotion from anybody because we're underground, baby.
You're goddamn right.
You're damn right.
125 episode of the Ghost Show in the Feck into the house.
And we're kicking some ass.
All right, go ahead and take it out, engineer.
Take the goddamn music out for Christ's sake.
And look, all right, look, hand me the recap, Piggy.
Look, I just last show, Ghost finally.
I just fucking upped the price.
All $18.66.
Errors are now $20.
Yeah, they're $20.20.
Trump 2020, or something, I guess.
How did you know?
How did you, I'm not a fucking sheckle goblin.
Can you just shut your stupid stinking handy hole?
And look, this is the one that was donated as I started.
Of course, Dark Mean Magician Girl.
Of course, Dark Mean Magician Girl.
All right, look, I know, as many of you already know by now, I have upped the $18.66 bucker to $20.20.
And I was hoping that maybe this would calm all of you folks that continuously donate videos to prevent you from doing so, okay?
And not to mention, I wanted to throw a little 2020 spin on the...
Hurry up alarm clock, nerd.
Shut up.
Don't tell me to fucking hurry up, asshole, all right?
This is my show.
Shut up.
Like I said, Trump 2020 is the spin I'm trying to do on the $20, 20 buckers here.
What is this?
Captain Hook, what's wrong with a little tribal nudity?
You can't have stagnant sexual mind.
What the hell are you talking about?
What are you the kind of guy that whacks off to tribal nudity on the Discovery channel and shit?
Look, I don't want to know about your personal life there, Captain Hook.
All right, now listen, the only reason I tried to up these prices on the $18.66 bucker, which are now $20.20, okay?
It's because I don't want the whole damn show to be bombarded with a bunch of damn videos.
And I'm hoping that this does a little bit of a curbing effect on people continuously donating videos.
I hope.
I hope.
Yeah, fuck you, asshole.
All right.
Go fuck off.
I did not mean to miss the past Saturday Night Troll Show, okay?
I went to a wine tasting.
I didn't want to spit out the wine in a fucking spittoon.
All right.
And I drank the wine.
I got a little too inebriated.
And unfortunately, I couldn't conduct the damn Saturday Night Troll Show on Saturday.
I gave you guys a makeup show on Sunday, and you guys made it a living hell, for Christ's sake.
What the hell is this?
Especially when there are many, many.
Oh, Jesus.
Your up price won't stop me, ghost.
Any bees in chat?
Dude, listen, I just upped the price to $20.20 here, man.
I've already got three fucking video donos.
I'm going to get to the $20 and 20 buckers in just a second.
I've got a few things I got to talk about here.
I got, where's my fucking production notes?
What the hell did I do with them?
I got fucking production notes here somewhere.
Yeah, here it is right here.
I got production notes that I want to talk about.
And the first thing I want to talk about is the Democrats and their illegal impeachment of Trump.
Now, tomorrow is supposed to be the House of Representatives vote on this illegal impeachment inquiry that the Democrats are going to conduct tomorrow.
And the reason I'm saying it's illegal, folks, is because they have robbed the House of Representatives have robbed the president of due process and a fair trial.
He didn't get the Republicans weren't even able to ask questions in the private hearings that these dumb Democrats were having.
Remember?
They were having in the basement of the damn Washington, D.C.
And they wouldn't even let Republicans cross-examine these stupid, dumb, fucking idiot witnesses that proved absolutely nothing.
All right.
I mean, the goddamn Democrats literally robbed our president of due process and a fair trial.
And what this represents, folks, it's a scary representation.
All right.
What is this?
$30 won the vote, yet he puts up $20.20 because of fascist Trump trolls are going to take advantage to you raise them really high.
Listen, I am a Trump supporter.
If you don't like it, well, tough titty.
This is America.
All right.
You moving on to sucking cock and getting fucked in the ass after that.
All right.
Who the hell?
Reverend Al Sharpton.
This is a guy who's got a lot to talk about, huh?
I mean, you're the same guy that sold out Coke dealers to the fucking FBI.
You're a fucking narc.
All right.
In my opinion there, Al Sharpton.
You're a part of the deep state.
That's why you've been able to do the kind of garbage that you've been able to do, Al Sharpton, you dumb piece of trash.
So don't sit over here trying to talk garbage about old ghost over here.
Ghost is an honest capitalist.
All right.
I'm not out here, you know, fucking making made-up racial incidents to get my fucking pockets fatter.
All right, fucking dumbass fucking Al Sharpton over here trying to talk garbage.
Now, listen, I want to talk a little bit about this illegal impeachment because, in my opinion, I think that no matter if you're a Democrat or Republican, this should very much concern you.
And the reason I say that is because if the damn House of Representatives can do this to the president, all right, if an Adam Schiff or a goddamn Gerald Nadler, if they can do this to the president, rob him of due process, rob him of a fair trial, what can they do to you?
What can they do to you?
You said wine tasting right.
Yeah.
Thank God, you're moving on from beer to better alcohol.
Listen, Peppermint Swirl, I think I made that abundantly clear a couple of shows ago that I was going to, at the first of the year, I'm going to have a New Year's resolution.
I am going to quit drinking beer.
Okay.
I'm not going to drink, you know, I'm not going to stop drinking.
I don't know if y'all remember those of y'all that are close to me.
I tried to stop drinking this time last year.
Almost killed myself, okay?
Would you stop acting like a broken record?
Get to a house.
Oh, fuck you, Skunkler.
You know, hey, Skunkler, your autism is showing, asshole.
All right, your autism is showing.
Anyway, as I was stating, I was literally with cold turkey last year.
This time last year, two months, I had no fucking alcohol.
And it gave me some of the worst panic attacks.
And I'd never have panic attacks.
And here I was gasping for air.
I'm holding my heart.
I think I'm having a fucking heart attack out here.
I mean, I'm getting cold sweats.
You know, the whole nine yards.
I'm telling you right now, do not, do not go cold turkey on alcohol.
All right?
Especially.
Seriously.
Hey, look, stop, dude, with the 2020s, dude.
Do you think this is gonna stop us?
Oh, great.
Look at these trolls, dude.
Come on, man.
Especially.
Come on, I got a show here.
Ghost, you need to realize that this is Trump's economy, and some of the trolls here are high-roller pimp Mac daddies with the camera.
Oh, really?
Oh, they're pimp Mac daddies.
All right.
I hope that you got yourself some fucking pieces of ass next to you.
I'll tell you that.
What is this?
Ice grew men.
Oh, fuck off.
I'm not going to say that shit, trying to make me say shit that I'm, so you can splice me on.
I get it.
Fuck you, bitch.
No, fuck you, Matt Johnson, you piece of trash.
Who the hell are you?
Where the hell did you come from?
I haven't seen a Matt Johnson in here before.
Hey, what is this?
Der Wicking.
Well, we know what you did to Koresh and Weaver.
Or, you know what they, what they did, not me, what they did.
Is it any wonder why the FBI is up to these antics again?
Yeah.
The unluckiest day of the year.
Why is this the unluckiest day of the year there, Stimpy?
I don't understand.
Why is December 17th the unluckiest day of the year?
It doesn't even make any sense.
That's news to me.
You need to stop drinking.
You're a connoisseur.
You're not an adult.
Well, no, the reason I wanted to stop drinking was to do a little bit of cleaning out, dude.
You know, I want to clean out a little bit.
Dude, come on.
Trump 2020 shit.
We're going straight for Kanye West 2024.
Kanye West 2024.
Come on, dude.
Come on, dude.
Are y'all serious about fucking Kanye West?
Come on.
I know y'all are not serious.
Y'all are trolling on that shit.
We got Gray Steel raising the price of the video donations will not curb the bombardment.
What you need to do is establish a deadline for donos.
The two-hour mark will be a decent deadline.
It's not butter, all right, asshole.
I stopped drinking.
I got panic attacks.
I don't want to.
I'm going to wean myself off alcohol.
Don't ever go cold turkey.
I want to snay in my.
Accountability for Abused Power00:03:32
Fuck you.
Fuck off.
All right.
Yeah, I am gay.
Yeah, fuck you too, asshole.
All right.
Now, listen, all right?
I upped the damn price of the $18.66 bucker to $20.20.
Now, unfortunately, it doesn't seem like it's stopping people.
Because look, I'm already, how many fucking donos of videos?
I got one from Dark V Magician Girl before the damn shit fucking show even started.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
All right, can we keep it at six over here?
Because I want to talk about the Democrats and their illegal impeachment of Trump, dude.
All right, Jesus fucking Christ.
Especially with that.
2020 will be the year we get this kick-ass cartoon back.
What kick-ass?
I don't call myself.
Why do I give a shit about a cartoon?
Why won't Republicans impeach Trump?
They insist on carrying a baby to full 2020 Fried Dad Chicken.
All right.
You know what?
You want to know why the Republicans are surrounded Trump and they're unified with Trump?
It's because the Democrats, what they're doing is illegal.
Okay?
They robbed a president of a fair trial and due process in the House and they charged him with articles of impeachment so abstract that anything could be interpreted from those two articles of impeachment.
One, abuse of power.
What the fuck does that mean?
You know, in the legal court system, in the judicial system, you have to be deliberately literal when it comes to charging somebody with something.
That's why the language is very important when you're in a court of law.
Okay?
You don't charge people with abstract bullshit like, well, he abused his power.
He abused his power how?
And they have failed to establish that in the House of Representatives.
And then the second article is that he so-called obstructed the House investigation.
All right, what is this?
Anonymous.
Seems like going into 2020, nothing is ever going to change.
You know why it's never going to change, Anonymous?
Because we've got people here who should be participating in a government that's made for the people and by the people that should be holding these damn criminals in Washington, D.C. accountable.
And unfortunately, we've got a bunch of people out here sitting on their thumbs, watching goddamn cartoons, playing fucking video games, waxing their character cartoon-fetished women instead of paying attention to their obligation as a government ran for the people and by the people.
It's about time for them to start holding these sons of bitches accountable.
And how do you do that?
Well, all you got to do is do what they did to Adam Schiff here this past weekend.
Did you see what happened to Adam Schiff?
His own constituency was raising up against him in a town hall meeting.
I need some advice.
How can I stop bad habits like smoking and cooperating?
Jesus Christ.
Also, here is some metal.
Please watch the whole thing.
How about getting yourself a girlfriend there, fudge nipples?
First of all, if that's the damn best name you can concoct out of your stupid, feeble brain is fudge nipples, then right there off the bat, no woman is going to cream out of her pantyhose with that type of intellect.
All right.
And what is this?
I have.
What is this?
A bitch tit?
I don't know what the fuck.
I don't even know.
I can't even pronounce that shit.
Thoughts on Christmas Gifts00:12:26
And not to mention, if you're under the age of 21, here, whenever this budget is passed, by the way, I don't know if you know this, but the Congress passed a budget for fiscal year 2020.
And I am assuming that the president is going to sign it.
$1.4 trillion budget for 2020.
Now, aside from that astronomical amount of money for a fucking fiscal year budget, they're going to throw in a couple of nuances in this bill, one of which is that you now have to be 21 years of age or older to buy tobacco or vape.
If this impeachment fails, Trump is getting seated.
I guarantee it.
Oh, come on.
Give me a fucking break.
I want to be honest with you, Reverend Al Sharpen, whoever the hell you are.
I don't think the fucking, I don't think they got the balls.
What up, Brooke 412?
Try to ignore the haters.
I'm trying, man.
What?
Yeah, you're damn right, dude.
I am gonna visit fam.
Well, the family's coming over here to me, dude.
Every Christmas, the family comes over to Ghost's house, you know, fucking eats my food, drinks my booze, and then I gotta hear all about their fucking problems.
This is one of my, this is why I don't like Christmas, folks, okay?
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I like the spirit of Christmas.
I like putting up the Christmas tree.
You know, me and Mrs. Ghost have been decorating around the house.
We've been putting lights on the place.
And I like that shit.
Don't get me wrong.
Mrs. Ghost likes to decorate.
She likes to, you know, make the goddamn place look like a cover of pottery barn.
I like that shit.
What is this, Derwicking?
A republic, if you can keep it.
A response attributed to Benjamin Franklin at the close of the Constitutional Convention of the 1787.
Ghost, we can't have a republic because the electorate is brain dead and would rather watch sports ball and get drunk 24-7.
I disagree, Derwicking.
I think that there could be still enough people within this construct of electorate that could participate in the political process and still hold these criminals in Washington, D.C. accountable.
All right?
I mean, that's all there is to it.
Anyway, like I said, I want to be honest with you.
After putting up the Christmas tree, putting up the Christmas lights, Mrs. Ghost decorating, I don't like Christmas.
I don't have a problem with people making the alcohol.
Smoking age higher, but I have a problem with the fact that there's no common age where people officially begin to work.
Well, that's a very good observation, Peppermint Swirl.
That's a very good point there, Peppermint Swirl.
When is an adult, huh?
Can I chew off your foreskin?
Jesus Christ, shut up.
All right.
Disregard whatever the hell Amy did.
That's not even the real Amy Daly, but disregard whatever the hell that person just said.
But you know what?
I'm very surprised that you made such a mature assessment there, Peppermint Swirl, because you're a fucking brony.
And, you know, you're starting to recognize, well, when do I become an adult?
Because I still like writing nice stories.
What is this?
Especially when that's T-Mike the meme, Jamie.
Here we go again.
See, Ghost, raising the price doesn't solve the problem.
Great.
You need to do a video graffiti.
Also, meme magic.
Great.
Yeah, mean magic.
What's mean magic?
What are you talking about?
Oh, thanks a lot.
G-Man Capitalist.
Look at it.
Stop drinking already, bitch, but here's a beer on me.
Oh, that's fucking great.
Yeah, I know y'all are going to be so supportive after the first of the year when I try to give up beer for Christ's sake.
Now, I'm not going to stop drinking.
I'm going to keep drinking scotch whiskeys.
I'm going to drink wines.
I'm going to drink the fine wines.
I'm going to turn myself into a smoly A. You know what I mean?
A smoly A. Anyway, I want to get back to Christmas because I want to set the record straight because there's been a lot of people throughout the years that have suggested I'm a Grinch, that I hate Christmas for some reason.
And I'm giving you the reason why I hate Christmas, okay?
Ghost doesn't get fucking presents for Christmas.
Do you understand that?
Nobody gives ghosts shit.
You know what?
People give ghosts grief and fucking problems every fucking Christmas time.
Okay.
Now, whenever they come, because the family comes over here, dude, I got fucking countless people that come in here and they fucking, you know, oh, how you doing, ghost?
Merry Christmas.
And oh my god, you decorated the place so great and all this and that shit, right?
And then Ghost over here gives gifts to everybody.
I mean, you should see my fucking Christmas tree right now.
It's filled with a whole bunch of gifts.
None of them mine.
Okay?
None of them mine whatsoever.
Okay?
And then after the whole shindig is happening on Christmas.
Okay, whatever you say, boomer.
Bravo boomer.
All right.
Yeah, okay.
I think the boomer meme is getting a little old, you son of a bitch, all right?
Yeah, okay.
We get it.
All right, you stupid dumb jerk off.
Jesus Christ.
Alexander the Resurrection, or that is.
What kind of tie are you getting for Christmas this year?
I'm not, dude.
Listen, I'll be lucky if I even get a tie for Christmas.
I'm not kidding.
People are asking in the chat room: well, what about Mrs. Ghost?
You know, Mrs. Ghost gets ghost gifts, but I'm paying for them.
So, like, what the fuck?
I don't understand.
Like, hey, surprise, ghost.
Look at what I got you.
And I'm more worried about how much it would cost because fucking, it's my money.
So, listen, that's why I don't like fucking Christmas, okay?
Nothing.
Ghost gains nothing.
I'm not a feels bad man, dude.
Okay.
I'm not a feels bad man about it.
I'm just, I'm real.
I'm a realist about it.
I'm looking forward to coming down to visit.
I made your fucking shit.
Oh, dude, don't even remind me about that shit, dude.
I know.
Every fucking year, dude, I don't want to be reminded about Caroline's fruitcake, dude.
Seriously, that's the only thing I get every fucking Christmas.
And, you know, now that I think about it, this fucking Broad Caroline, I'm not going to fucking discuss how close she is to the family and what relative she is, but she's the only one that gives me anything.
And the fucking fruitcake gives me diarrhea.
Would it kill you to move your trailer away from the highway before?
You fuck off, asshole.
All right.
I'm not in a fucking trailer.
I don't live on a fucking highway.
All right.
I just happen to unfortunately live in an area where people like to race their fucking crotch rockets, race cars, and you know, fast and furious and all that bullshit.
Tokyo Drift and all that shit.
But anyway, like I was saying, fuck.
What?
I'm not going to say, I would never say that.
All right.
I love Trump.
I would follow Trump into hell.
So just shut up.
All right.
But as I was stating, folks, nobody gives ghost anything.
All right.
Ghost just blows money.
All right.
That's literally what Christmas means to me.
I'm blowing money for some festivities.
And listen, by the time the family comes over here, they kiss my ass for some free booze and some free food.
And then once everybody's already half a little tipsy and they've got fucking food in their gut, what do they try to hit up old Ghost for?
They try to hit up Ghost for money.
You know, oh my God.
I'm telling you, I have to hear everybody's sob fucking story when it comes to Christmas time.
Every family member comes, Ghost, you know, it's been a rough year here.
And, you know, Bobby got laid off.
What the fuck?
Why do I care?
Why the fuck do I care?
And what is this?
Captain Hook, here's your gift, a digital handshake.
Well, thank you.
I appreciate it.
All right.
But seriously, folks, I just, this is why I'm kind of melancholy when it comes to Christmas.
All right.
I don't get anything.
I don't receive anything.
And then, you know, some people say, well, Ghost, it's not about getting.
It's about giving.
You should, you know, enchant yourself with the spirit of Christmas by giving a gift.
Dude, every time I give a gift, I give pretty good gifts, by the way.
I give pretty good, extravagant gifts.
They just want more.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I've set a precedent in my family to give such good gifts that if I give something just mediocre, okay?
These fucking people look at me cross-eyed.
All right.
Ghost, would you let Trump peg you?
No, go fuck off.
You see, you guys got to fucking do some sick, perverted garbage like this.
All right, just shut up, Emperor Gritty.
All right, keep your fucking sexual fantasies to yourself.
But anyway, that's my thoughts on Christmas, folks.
I'm sorry.
You know, that's why, you know, I'm trying to get into the Christmas spirit.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I'm listening to the Christmas music.
You know me, right?
You know me.
I'm listening to the Christmas music.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you gave it away this year.
You know what I'm saying, right?
But music is only Faienite.
It's only Faionite for a very short time.
21 to smoke and drink, but 17 to die a violent death for a war started.
I agree with you, dude.
I agree with you.
I am not disagreeing with you there.
God, it makes me depressed that douchebaggery is bipartisan.
You know what?
15 and a half, even though your fucking name is stupid, you're absolutely correct.
Look at all these people that are bronies and fucking immature autists.
They're starting to talk a little bit more fucking mature out here.
You're absolutely right.
How in the hell can you prevent people who can go out and die at war at 18 years of age, go out and kill in the name of the United States of America, sit here, and when they come back, they can't even get a fucking cigar.
All right, they can't even get a fucking cigar.
Well, nope, you got to be 21 and up to get a cigar now.
I mean, that's just fucked up.
That is horrible.
And I agree with you.
Bipartisanship is douchebaggery, is absolutely correct.
Because remember, this budget was bipartisan.
Well, if you don't like my fruitcake, then you might like my fruitcake.
All right, yeah, fuck you.
All right.
All right.
Go shove it up your eyes.
That's not something that I want to talk about.
The last thing I want to talk about is Caroline's fruitcake.
And like I said, she's the only one that brings anything, man.
She's the only one that brings anything.
And the fucking fruitcake is disgusting, dude.
It's like she fucking makes it like five years in advance or something.
All right.
It gives me diarrhea every time I eat it.
And I've got to eat it because Mrs. Ghost is like, come on, eat Caroline's case.
Sure, that you really appreciate this.
So look, I don't want to talk about Christmas anymore, okay?
Because can everybody just, you know, shut up?
Ghost doesn't get anything for Christmas.
All right.
Ghost is the one giving out fucking Christmas presents, and people are a bunch of unappreciative pricks, man.
They come to my house every fucking year.
All right.
And I have a pretty good spread.
I don't know what Mrs. Ghost is having this year, but I have a pretty good spread of all kinds of shit.
I let Mrs. Ghost do whatever the hell she wants to do.
She turns the damn house into the cover of a pottery barn magazine cover.
And I don't mind that, but I just don't think that I get the kind of respect I deserve for my family, considering I'm being so hospitable.
And, you know, I feel obligated to do this because, oh, it's Christmas, you know?
All right, look, I don't want to talk about Christmas anymore.
We're supposed to talk about the Democrats and their illegal impeachment of Trump out here.
I don't know if you saw Chuck kick the American people in the ball Schumer today.
He is the Senate minority leader.
He came out today in a press conference and cried like a two-bit bitch that, well, McConnell, the Senate majority leader, my Republican colleague, is not being fair when it comes to the Senate trial.
He's not being fair about it.
I mean, the audacity of these fucking Democrats.
All right, fudge nipples.
That's why you don't have a fucking chick, you dumb idiot.
You see that?
That's why you don't have a chick right there, you stupid milky liquor.
All right.
And what is this?
Ghost quotes.
What?
I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come.
Then there was that awkward silence.
Dude, shut up.
All right.
Go shut your ass.
And hey, Patriot Bear for two bucks.
It seems like there's a turning point against the alt-left.
Labor lost hard.
Media Creates Characters00:03:15
Is there any advice on how to turn the tide against self-hating degeneracy?
Dude, are you kidding me?
I don't know about that.
I don't know if we can do that.
There's Jacob.
Can I, a former brony, be a capitalist conservative, America-loving, God-fearing, Trump-supporting patriot?
Even if I made two of the most successful MLP sites and apps, what are your thoughts?
I care more about small government plus constitutional.
Dude, listen, you can be whatever you want to.
I'm just saying, if you're a brony lover, you're an anime lover, you wax your carrot to a waifu, I'm just never going to be your fucking friend and get the fuck away from me.
That's all I got to say.
And whoever the hell put Texas incestuous for two bucks, fuck you too.
But for Patriot Bear, I don't think that there's going to be a tide against self-hating degeneracy because right now, self-deprecation seems to be in vogue.
I mean, take a look at the fucking latest woman artist, this music artist, this fucking 17-year-old girl.
What's her name?
Billy Aleash?
I mean, give me a break with this scuffed little Zan piece of shit.
This dumb broad literally took little Zan and his fucking MO and made it her own.
And she's like, oh, I got to make myself look like the ugliest piece of shit ever because I'm Billy Alic.
And I want people to put cigarette butts out of my face.
And I mean, dude, it seems to me that self-degeneracy, self-deprecation, self-loathing seems to be something that's prevalent in our society.
It's chic.
It's in vogue.
And, you know, I want to be honest with you, the media has a lot to do with this as well.
I talked about this on, I think, maybe a couple of shows ago.
I mean, look at this Greta Thunberg, for heaven's sake.
Where the hell did this little girl come from?
I mean, what kind of advocacy did she do to justify the type of goddamn media coverage that this little girl is getting?
All right.
The media creates these characters.
And I think that people that watch the media need to keep in mind that just because the media suggests these characters to us doesn't mean we even need to acknowledge them at this point in time.
All right.
I mean, who is this Greta Thunberg?
Seriously, man.
I mean, she is just some dumb, stupid little girl who obviously has, like, I don't know, in my opinion, alcohol fetal syndrome.
She's a little bit more than an ass burger.
I'll tell you that right now.
She's got a fucking like mean mug just that's already imprinted on her face.
She's got a natural mean mug going on, natural bitch face.
And I don't understand.
I mean, how we, the people, can accept this from the media is beyond me.
We shouldn't even be acknowledging this little girl.
As a matter of fact, children, anybody under the age of 18 shouldn't even be taken seriously, period.
You know that?
Anybody under the age of 18 shouldn't be taken seriously, period, as far as I'm concerned.
But look, she's now person of the year on Time magazine, you know, Greta Thunberg, huh?
Oh, isn't that great?
Conservative Catholic Hypocrisy00:04:09
This is why the mainstream media is fake news, and that's why the president keeps calling out fake news, and I'm glad he does.
But what's unfortunate is we've got so many intellectually lazy people out there that listen to Muff Dive and Madhow and CIA Take Bad Meat and the Can Cooper as their main source of news gathering and information.
In the day and age of the internet, when you've got a plethora of different organizations that you can accumulate your news and information from, you are an intellectually lazy piece of trash if you are listening to the mouthpieces and the talking heads on the goddamn cable news networks.
But you'd be surprised how many people do.
You'd be surprised, man.
We all bag on Infowars, but did you see Owen Schroyer stand up on the floor of the United States?
I certainly did.
I certainly did.
I played that over the internet.
They're wicking.
I played that particular clip of Erwin Schwarier, the cuckslayer, disrupting the impeachment hearings under the House Judiciary Committee under Gerald Nadler.
I talked about that.
We need more of that, to be completely honest.
Because that's the only way that you can confront these damn politicians and make them fear that the people know.
You understand?
Because they think that they can hide behind the cameras, hide behind the security of Washington, D.C., hide behind all these different curtains without somebody in the United States noticing their criminality.
And I'm telling you right now, the majority, I'm saying 99.9% of the politicians on Washington, D.C. are a bunch of criminals.
And if you don't believe me, all you got to do is take a look at this $1.4 trillion budget for 2020.
This is a bipartisan effort here.
You know that?
I mean, they're fighting on this impeachment fucking political theater, right?
Oh, you know, the Democrats aren't providing a fair trial and due process for the president.
And now the Republicans who dominate the Senate, they're going to do the same damn thing.
As this whole political theater is going on, they somehow, Democrats and Republicans, got together and agreed to a $1.4 trillion 2020 budget.
All right.
And what is this?
Jones Ghost Fuentes.
If all of you guys can unite to target one common enemy, it would destroy the Democrats and the alt-left.
Well, I don't agree with everything that Jones says, okay?
I don't agree with everything that, especially fucking Nick Fuentes, okay?
I mean, this guy is an open Catholic, okay?
You know, hey, I'm Nick Fuentes here, and I'm a conservative.
And, you know, I'm 21 years old and I'm a virgin.
And the reason I'm doing it is because I am a conservative Catholic.
And, you know, us Catholics, we're very conservative.
I don't like the Catholic Church, okay?
I don't like the Catholic Church.
I've said it time and time again.
They're at the bottom of what the fuck's going on of the evil of this world.
They are the richest and oldest institution that stemmed back into the ancients that still exist today.
And in my opinion, I think that, you know, we should not even be acknowledging the Catholic Church.
And most of the Catholic Church should be in jail.
All right.
And what is this?
Jaziko PSN, I know more than you at 21, learning the truth about WW1 as a Brit Bong.
You can't trust anything, not even you glow nigga.
All right, shut up, you idiot.
Here's Gray Steele.
You know how I donate videos of Michael Rosen, aka the ugly Britbong you refer to as a scuffed Jeremy Corbin.
Well, after the election, I think Jeremy Corbin is a scuffed version of Michael Rosen.
Well, I can tell you the truth.
That's it for Jeremy Corbin.
His fucking, his career in politics is finished.
And that's, of course, the labor leader of the UK, for all the folks that don't know who the fuck Jeremy Corbin is.
Who's this?
Jacob Pritchett Ghost.
You may remember me from a few streams ago when I mentioned Hong Kong and stuff.
And we agreed on so much that the people in the chat thought I was a fake person made up by you.
Bullying in the Ghost Forum00:14:22
Well, that's how most of these Nimrods are.
Are you really going to hold stuff from the people's younger years against them?
Yes.
Yes.
All right?
Fucking idiots.
And now, because you idiots put it on all these social media sites, it's documented for everybody to see.
And I'm telling you right now, I will never, ever, ever, ever hire anybody who was a leftist piece of trash during this goddamn era of political history.
I would never, never, ever, ever, ever.
Let's get down to brass tacks.
What's that?
Type 1776.
If you think we should bring tar and feathering and fucking around the world.
Tar and feathering.
Oh, yeah.
You're going back old school, baby.
Direct action on the county level as needed.
I agree, dude.
Look, Derwicking, you're talking the language that I've been talking here for the past over 12 years, okay?
I've been saying these things that we have to get serious about government, man, at the municipal level, at the state level, at the federal level.
I agree with you, dude.
Hold on, I got to read a two-bucker here.
Patriot Bear, as a self-determinist, I was thinking that most of the left should buy RVs and get into a minimalist style of living to appreciate what they have and learn skills like fishing and farming and basic self-defense.
You know what, Patriot Bear?
Believe it or not, the boomers who were ultra-leftist back in the 60s and 70s, that's what they tried to do.
That's what the whole hippie movement was about.
The whole hippie movement back in the boomer days of leftism was to unplug yourself from the system and to be able to be self-sufficient.
That's why these hippie communes were real big during this era in which they were rejecting the modernities of modern day life.
And whether that's a good thing or a bad thing, I have no idea.
But in my view, the current leftism in today's America is completely opposite of that.
Today's leftist believes that if socialism is somehow brought into America, that they are going to be indefinitely taken care of, even though they sit their fat asses, guzzle down fucking cheese whiz and play video games and shit like that.
I am not joking.
This is what idiots in America believe socialism is.
And in every instance of socialism, it has not been that way.
But anyway, I don't have time to be talking about socialism and communism.
You idiots.
All you have to do is take a look in the past at every social model that constructed behind communism and socialism to see what I'm talking about here.
But anyway, as I was stating, folks, all right, the leftists back in the old days, back in the boomer days, they actually stood by what they believed in.
The leftists now, they just piss and moan about what they believed in.
All right, that's all there is to it.
Let's move on because I definitely want to talk about this illegal impeachment inquiry here.
All right.
What?
What?
Jacob, for real, ghost, I've been watching your content for years and have been a longtime fan.
I have donated under other names for years as well.
Just because I used to like MLP, you're going to dismiss the fact that I'm now a capitalist conservative patriot?
Well, first of all, you need to take conservative out of your name because if you're a fucking my little pony fruit, you're not a conservative, okay?
Conservatives wouldn't be down with a bunch of fucking grown men watching a damn cartoon meant for little girls, all right?
And what is this?
Jaziko PSN, John Casma is the best wife.
All right, that's enough, you fucking idiot.
I want to talk a little bit about the Democrats and their legal impeachment of Trump, folks, because I don't care what side of the political spectrum you reside on in America.
This affects you and me.
Just imagine if some fucking scumbag like Gerald Nadler or Adam Schiff had you in their crosshairs.
I mean, what the president has exposed by this criminal organization in Washington, D.C., is that they are above the law.
We blatantly saw Adam Schiff lie about the transcript that was eventually released by the president of the phone call between President Trump and the president of Ukraine.
He literally got on Congress as the chairman of the fucking House Judicial, excuse me, the House Intelligence Committee.
That's who Adam Schiff is the head of, and lied to the American people.
Lied.
And he's immune from it.
End the Fed.
Abolish the IIT.
Okay.
Government have no business in the world.
Well, I agree with that.
I agree with that.
Well, I agree with that there, Tom Content.
You need to get government out of healthcare, business, food, housing, and markets.
I agree with that.
But ending the Fed is a lot more complicated than you might believe.
And Jacob, as I said, former, I love this country and I'm dumbfounded by the impeachment clown show the left is pushing.
We're on the same page.
If you really can't see past something in my past that I've totally grown out of, well, then honestly, that's just disappointing.
Well, no, Jacob, because what you do in your past is what constructed you.
I mean, that is a part of your personality.
I mean, somewhere along the lines, you're a little fruiter that, you know, gets your little fucking insides into a little bit of a tingle zone every time you watch a goddamn cartoon meant for little girls, dude.
All right.
I mean, somebody needs to look at that and say, hey, there's something wrong with this fruiter.
Sorry.
Just take the conservative out of your name.
If you're a capitalist, that's great.
I just would never be friends with you, pricks.
That's all.
And top content, I don't know about Ron Paul.
Ron Paul, if you want my personal opinion, ran for his retirement.
Hey, Ghost, I really enjoy watching your show.
Thank you, dude.
You make a lot of good points that both America and my nation needs to take into consideration.
Much respect from the Crystal Empire.
Yeah, Crystal Empire.
You see, this is what I'm talking about here.
Let's rub the Brodyism and all that cartoon shit in Ghost's face.
Let's rub it in his face so he has to fucking eat it, you know?
Jesus Christ.
Remember when you were upset, Alex Jones said the Bronies were his fans?
Fuck you, then, fag.
What are you talking about?
Look, because the Brodies were my fans first.
They found me before they even became a fucking movement.
I mean, the Bronys found me when they were just a bunch of B-tards trolling on fucking B on 4chan.
What are you talking about?
Alex Jones.
Listen, I don't want to talk about Alex Jones, okay?
This fucking guy has been ripping me off for over 12 fucking years and hasn't even given me a damn thank you, okay?
I mean, that's all I'm not asking for fucking monetary gain.
I would just like fucking Alex Jones to acknowledge that he's been ripping me off.
And what is this, Jacob?
Yo, that wasn't me.
People are donating in my name, whatever.
All right.
Well, sorry about that.
That's what these trolls like to do.
They like to cause drama.
And speaking of drama, folks, let me take some time out here to talk about some personal drama that's happening in the ghost forums, okay?
The ghost.report forums.
Now, as you know, you don't see 2012 fan who typically donates those ridiculous, scary stories by that fucking idiot, you know, Mr. Nightmare.
But listen, I want you all that are on the damn forums and that are listening to my voice to stop with this fucking drama.
All right.
Somebody dox 2012 fan.
I have no idea who.
But they end up calling this poor son of a bitch at like three in the morning, scaring him and his family.
Whoa, whoa.
Hold on a second.
What?
How do you know that the Crystal Empire is something for my little pony?
That's kind of like a shit.
Who gives a shit, peppermint swirl, all right?
Who gives a shit?
Anyway, I don't appreciate you fucking guys out here that are doing all this ridiculous doxing and trying to fucking be some internet tough guys.
Stop doing this shit.
And what is this?
June Cosma is best bronies will be hunted.
What the fuck does that mean?
All right.
Dark me magician girl, 2012 fan died from nice stoley's rest in spaghetti.
Dude, come on, dude.
Siri.
I mean, come on, man.
Come on.
Listen, a 2012 fan was a good fan, and it's a shame.
If there is anything I am thankful for, the era of self-hatred is coming to an end.
I don't think so, dude.
Despite how much of a foothold the left has, it is a lot of more and more people want to feel wanted, and they love their country.
God bless you, ghost down one for me.
You know, I hope that you're right.
I hope you're right there, Patriot Bear.
Seriously, man.
Thank you for being my fan and copying me for over 10 years.
Fuck you.
All right.
I know that's not real Alex Jones.
That son of a bitch has been ripping me off for 12 years and I'm fucking tired of it.
All right.
And stop saying rest in spaghetti, asshole.
Rest in spaghetti, never forgetty.
Yeah, fuck you guys.
All right.
Go fuck off.
And what is this, Derwicking?
To ghost credit, I won't hire any soy boys either.
I won't hire anyone who's committed commie shit, satanic shit, immature on their social profile.
I want right-wing, hard-working, loyal people.
Most of them just happen to be in Germany or English.
Well, I don't know if you're correct about that, but I agree with you.
I want hard-working people.
And who the hell is this?
2012 fan, lol, I died.
How come that shit didn't play?
Play out again.
How come that shit didn't play?
No, I guess it's repeating.
Lol, I died.
Listen, I'm really upset that you people did this to 2012 fan, dude.
All right?
Dear bronies and fellow Otakus, libertarians don't give a fuck what you do in your personal life, unlike conservatives and social justice warriors for not conforming to their narrow-minded people.
Look, that's because libertarians are closet commies, okay?
Libertarians are closet commies, if you want my personal opinion.
Well, listen, I did clown on 2012 fan for being somewhat of a weeb, but he was a good fan, dude.
I mean, you know, why you got to fucking target this dude?
Lol 2012 fan died.
Dot lol, he died choking on Mrs. Ghost Spaghetti.
Oh, fuck off.
Go fuck off, dude.
All right.
Can you just leave fucking 2012 fan alone?
Seriously, man.
He's a good fan.
And I was ashamed to see what was going on on that damn ghost forum.
And let me tell you something.
I'm thinking about closing down the ghost forum because a lot of fucking weird ass, fucking doxing, fucking threatening bullshit, a lot of bullying going on in the ghost.report forum.
All right.
So I'm just saying, y'all better fucking stop this doxing drama or I'm taking down the forum for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
2012 fan.
My apologies for these stupid scumbags.
You are more than welcome to come back to the broadcast.
Don't listen to these pieces of trash.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Who is this?
Jiziko PSN Hail Mosley.
All right.
Who gives a shit about what the hell Mosley is?
All right.
2012 fan, come back, dude.
All right.
Don't listen to these fucking pieces of trash.
I'm going to get rid of the damn forum post if you keep bullying.
I'm not fucking joking around.
You fucking idiots keep bullying on that fucking forum post.
I'm getting rid of it.
Jesus Christ.
Listen, stop fucking.
Jesus Christ.
Night Watchman State Forever.
Libertarianism is.
All right, we get it, fucking peppermint swirl.
You're a fucking tard.
We get it.
Commies and statists, BTFO.
We get it.
You're a fucking tard.
We get it.
All right.
Now, listen, I want to talk off the Democrats and their illegal impeachment of Trump.
They're going to vote on the House tomorrow.
And I think that everybody should be calling up these congresspeople and telling them: if you vote for impeachment, you're anti-American scum.
The Democrats are crippling this country with this impeachment.
And why are they doing this so close to Christmas?
Why are they doing this so close to Christmas?
Because these Democrats are secular haters.
They want you to suffer in Christmas.
They want you to have the arguments.
You know what I mean?
These fucking Democrats are anti-American scum.
They fucking hate the American people.
And who is this?
But ghost bullying is good.
Remember, like, shut up for two bucks, you idiot.
Fuck you.
Anyway, like I was saying before this idiot interrupted me for Christ's sake.
Democrats are ruining the institutions of our government.
And it's fucking disgusting.
And what is this?
I'm a knee.
Fuck off, asshole, all right?
I mean, you want to know how anti-American scum the Democrats are, folks?
Did you hear what happened in New Jersey today, huh?
The Democratically run state of fucking shitbag Garden State, New Jersey.
Did y'all hear what happened?
Huh?
And what the hell is this?
Ghost, put this on the PC shot.
This is the response to the Federal Reserve comment.
Dude, I'm not.
Come on, dude.
I'm talking here.
Come on, Derwicking.
I'm talking here, dude.
I'm not going to open up a Google Drive, dude.
I'm not doing that shit.
Jacob, I don't have to defend my sexuality to anyone.
I know I'm straight.
Butterman has a point.
I don't care who it is in this community.
Doxing is taking it too far.
Yeah, thank you very much.
Don't call me Butterman either, there, ST Mike.
You fucking bagged.
Anyway, let me read what Jacob just said.
He said, What the fuck is that?
What the fuck kind of goddamn foreign language is that?
Listen, if you're going to donate text-to-speech, talk to me in American asshole.
All right, let me get to Jacob.
He said, I don't have to defend my sexuality to anyone.
I know I'm straight.
I know I'm a Christian conservative.
Christ, forgive us for our past.
Well, Christ doesn't forgive everything, dude.
I think you need to reread that Bible.
Libertarians vs Bureaucrats00:16:04
That's why there's a hell, okay?
That's why there's a hell.
Anyway, wouldn't a melting pot of friendship too?
I disavow a lot of my past, but never found cartoons sexual.
Well, dude, why did you have such an obsession for them to begin with?
Where you're making fucking MLP sites and shit.
I mean, why the hell are you doing that if you didn't find some level of sexuality to it, you stupid Nimrod?
An unlisted ninja, now I'll pass on bothering my congressman about the orange ape.
Yeah, fuck you, unlisted ninja.
You're a leftist piece of shit.
I should have known better.
Jaziko PSN, 56% Mutt Ghost hates Mosley Dios Mia.
What the fuck does that mean?
What the fuck does that mean?
Anyway, I like my coom.
All right, that's enough.
That's enough of these $2, dude.
You guys are fucking stupid.
All right.
But like I said, folks, the Democrats are ruining the institutions of government.
And they're finally starting to say this on the mainstream media.
On the mainstream media, they're saying the same thing I've been saying.
Nothing good is going to come out of this impeachment.
We all know that Donald Trump is not going to be impeached.
All right.
And what's going to happen is now you heard Chuck kick the American people in the ball, Schumer this morning.
Mitch McConnell is not making it a fair trial in the Senate, even though the House Democrats robbed the president of due process and a fair trial.
No, now that it's in the Senate, we have to have it fair.
I'm telling you, they have ruined this country.
The Democrats have ruined America.
And by the way, once again, did you hear what the Democrats did in New Jersey?
They have given the right for illegal immigrants, illegal aliens who have come into this country illegally.
I don't know what the hell that's for.
You are a fucking asshole, whoever the hell donated that.
They have given the right to get a driver's license, huh?
How do you like that?
In the state of New Jersey, if you're in that fucking state illegally, you can now get a goddamn driver's license.
That's what the Democrats do.
The Democrats care more about illegal immigrants that fucking come into this country illegally than they do the American people.
And the sooner the American people fucking figure that out, the sooner we can get these Democrats out of here and some of them into fucking jail, if you want my fucking personal opinion.
All right?
So once again, all right, this is what's happening in America today, all right?
Jesus Christ, what is this?
Eater your cheater?
What the fuck?
What is that for two bucks?
I eater your cheater.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, I wish you people took this seriously.
I wish you people were just as concerned about it as I was because this is a threat to our Constitution.
All right.
And look, everybody's blaming everybody.
All right.
Everybody's blaming Ghost Flute nose.
Another cover by Ghostless.
Good God, dude.
Come on, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Impeach these.
That is not fucking.
Is that the real TN Apostle?
I don't think that's the real TN apostle.
The real TN apostle says you'll be gone for a little bit.
I seriously can't stand libertarians.
They will abandon Trump and right wing Republicans in the drop of a hat.
Thank you, Tijuana genius.
Thank you.
Thank you, Tijuana genius.
You're absolutely correct, dude.
I mean, you know what?
You're pretty woke there, Tijuana genius.
You're pretty woke.
What the fuck?
Can y'all stop donating this garbage, this gibberish?
What fucking language is this?
What fucking language are you idiots fucking posting in the goddamn text to speech?
Look at this guard.
What is this shit?
What is this crap?
This is an American fucking stream.
Do you understand?
And I know there's a lot of you folks that are listening to me across the world, but if you're going to text a speech and you're going to talk to me, you talk to me in American boy.
All right?
You talk to me in American.
So cheers to Tijuana Genius.
Thank you very much for talking some common sense to these idiots and telling these people that libertarians are a bunch of closet commies.
All right.
Now, once again, folks, the mainstream media is saying exactly what I'm saying.
The culmination of this impeachment is going to be either a Democrat president comes into office in the future and the Republicans do this same damn thing to the Democrat executive, to the Democrat president, or there's going to be some law that's going to be invented or erected because of this, and it's going to give more power to the executive branch, which is what we don't need.
I don't like any of that.
What the fuck is this?
What are you talking to me in fucking like chief slap hieroglyphs?
I mean, what the fuck is this shit?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
And look at this.
Ghost's trombone note.
Why are y'all fucking making fun of my nose all of a sudden?
Why are y'all making fun of my fucking nose all?
What the fuck is what the fuck's your problem?
And look at this.
I love man.
Yeah, fuck you, idiot.
All right, go fuck off.
And you know why the fucking Democrats are doing this, folks?
Because they can't beat Trump in 2020.
All right.
Trump, according to all polls, beats all Democrats that are running for president today.
All right.
That's the only way.
They're trying to throw egg on the face of Trump in hopes that that damages him politically because they can't beat him.
And the reason they can't beat him is look at their candidates, these disingenuous pieces of shit.
You've got Joe Biden, who doesn't know whether he's coming or going, although he has enough sense to say that he likes little children on his lap.
He likes to sexually assault women on live television, etc.
He likes to admit quid pro quos that he did with the Ukraine in front of the CFR on C-SPAN.
All right.
But of course, the media ain't covering that shit.
I'm looking for some Z-List celebrities for my next diss track.
Oh, yeah.
You want to shoot some bars for us?
I can do that, Nick Cannon.
You know, I'm going to be honest with you.
I could have went to a Nick Cannon concert back in, was it 2002?
I think 2003.
And I'll explain it here in just a second.
Hold on.
I used to call myself libertarian.
Yeah.
Fuck, these people are just insane and even sick.
There are so many important issues in this country and they'll purity spiral about the age of consent.
You're damn right.
Now I just say I'm Republican, but without God.
Yeah, libertarians are commies, dude.
Libertarians are commies.
And what the fuck is it?
What is this shit?
Listen, don't stop donating to me in some tuna fish language, all right?
All right, I don't even know what the hell these people.
These people are just trying to be fucking edgelords on the text-to-speech, all right?
Anyway, I was going to go to a club in Austin, Texas, okay?
And the club was asking like $25 admission.
I was like, what the fuck?
$25 admission?
And they were like, yeah, Nick Cannon is here.
And I've never heard of Nick Cannon.
I had never heard of him.
But then I heard the song that he played.
He sang that song.
I'm a jig-alo getting on the flow.
Fucking every fucking hoe.
Remember that song?
And what is this?
Ghost's clarinet note.
Can y'all fuck off and stop talking about my nose, please?
All right.
And here's Jacob again, for Christ's sake.
I found a niche and capitalized on it.
Thousands of dollars for months of ad revenue.
If you really think a show has to be sexual for somebody to find it interesting in it at some point, then I don't know what to say.
It's just disappointing.
Bro, there's something wrong with you if you are over the age of 18 and you are obsessed with a goddamn cartoon that was intended for little girls in the ages of fucking one to fucking seven.
Okay?
There's something wrong with you.
Whether you want to admit it or not, there's something fucking wrong with your head.
Sorry.
All right.
And oh, here we go.
Everyone has sinned and Christ forgives when we repent for our sins in our past.
Except, of course, if you take it in the ass.
What happened on the cross overcame all sins of the world.
We have to accept Christ's sacrifices in our place.
No one would be in heaven if forgiveness wasn't real.
Okay.
Tube State Hacking Ghosts donation feed.
Don't start your car tomorrow.
You're on a list.
Uh-oh.
Oh, that's great.
Yeah, that makes me feel good.
Don't start your car tomorrow.
All right, Ghost.
Come bluey.
All right.
And who else?
$2.
I got a Jew nose.
Fuck you.
Top content.
Libertarians are in closet commies.
Libertarians are there to make sure conservatisms, conservatives are doing their job.
Trump still hasn't passed H.R. 25.
Asshole.
Hey, top content.
He has to go through a fucking Congress who is so institutional that even fucking institutional Republicans are not even fucking going along with some of the things that he advocated during his 2016 campaign.
All right.
That's why we have to go through these cycles of electing new blood within the Washington, D.C. system that are pro-Trump.
So give me a fucking break.
And who the hell keeps donating these stupid, dumb, fucking, like, alien hieroglyphs?
What is this shit?
And by the way, I wrote a blog about this.
You know, I wrote a blog about this.
All right.
And I'm going to show y'all.
Because, I mean, I wrote a blog about this back in like fucking 2009.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
Let me see if I can find it here.
All right.
I think I can fucking find it.
Hold on just a second.
All right.
Hold on.
All right.
I'm going to prove to you that these goddamn fucking libertarians are a bunch of goddamn closet commies.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Hold on just a second.
Here we go.
Here we are.
Here we are.
God damn it.
Fucking goddamn Google.
Can you do your fucking job?
I'm telling you, man, fucking, you know, Google is just, it's going away to shit.
All right, here it is right here.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is right here.
Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010.
Take a look at that.
Take a look at that manifesto of libertarian communism right there, boys.
All right.
And who the hell just fucking donated?
Ghost's Harmonica knows.
All right, go fuck yourself, you idiot.
All right.
Once again, take a look at that right there, baby.
Huh?
Ghost thoughts on CPAC 2010?
A libertarian takeover of the conservative movement, which I was completely accurate.
Huh?
Take a look at that manifesto of libertarian communism because they're all a bunch of closet fucking commies.
Huh?
So come and get some, boys, all right?
I know a thing or two about a thing or two.
And can you fucking asshole stop donating all this stupid, dumb fucking hieroglyph shit?
For Christ's sake, man, if you got something to say to me, then say it.
If not, stop doing this crap.
Jesus Christ, you guys make me sick, man.
Anyway, once again, tomorrow the Democrats are going to vote for impeachment.
And I think that what they're doing is destroying the country because they hate this country.
They hate this country.
And I think that Nancy Pelosi, Adam Schiff, Gerald Nadler, all right, these people need to be thrown in prison for what they have done to this country.
You know that?
They should be thrown in fucking prison.
I'm not even joking around.
Somebody should do a fucking citizen's arrest.
And what is this?
Eat loads unbuilt Hillary free Mexicans swarming Israel funded yep, it's Zion don't fuck Go fuck off, asshole.
All right.
Do you understand that this whole what is this?
We need more of this to fix the country.
Libertarians sometimes become fascist.
Here's why.
Dude, listen.
All right, Derwinking.
This is where you and I disagree here, okay?
Because the bottom line is, is that the National Socialists, which are the fascist component of the right wing, right?
These folks want socialism.
They want the same thing Antifa is advocating.
The only difference is, is that Antifa wants everybody to be a part of the socialist system and mooch off the government and be a bunch of stagnant nothings.
And white nationalists only want white people to be the welfare whores and accept the entitlements, etc.
I mean, they're after the same fucking thing.
It's just a different variant.
Okay?
And look, my horseshoe theory.
There's no fucking theory.
They both want socialism.
The fucking Nazi party was short for National Socialist, you dumb dickheads.
All right?
Antifa, what are they advocating?
They're advocating fucking socialism.
All right, fucking Jesus Christ.
And I don't care what race you are.
I don't care if you're white, black, Hispandex.
If you're accepting entitlements, you're a piece of trash.
If you're a fucking accepted entitlement, you're a piece of trash.
Look, look, this is the kind of autism that we have going on here in America, folks.
Gemini, Taurus, Gemini, Scorpio.
All right, dude, shut up.
Get this idiot out of here.
And look, here's Skunkler, all right?
Can you play us the George Michael Xmas song instrumental with your Kazuo nose?
Fuck.
I will donate 300.
I don't want you to donate 300.
And look, top content, love your channel.
It's entertaining, but you're a complete moron.
No, you are the moron, top content.
All right.
Libertarians are no different than a bunch of liberals, okay?
Instead of providing any kind of solutions for problems, all they do is they're the idiot in the back going, yeah, but what about that?
You're sitting over here advocating a certain way, a certain perspective, and the libertarians are that fucking stupid asshole in the back of the room saying, yeah, but what about that?
And I hate fucking jerk-offs like that.
All right, that's what that's the way bureaucrats act.
You know what I mean?
That's the way fucking bureaucrats act.
I fucking hate bureaucrats, all right?
Let me tell you something.
Look, I'm saying this just to be comedic, okay?
But if I was Fuhrer, all right, I would have no problem eliminating the bureaucrats and sending them off for elimination.
You know, never mind.
Forget it.
Never mind.
I didn't mean to say that.
Forget it.
What is this?
What the hell kind of fruity shit is this?
And we got another two buckers.
My pingas, my pingas.
What the fuck is that shit?
All right.
I'm not joking.
I personally believe that most of these bureaucrats need to be thrown in jail or eliminated altogether.
Okay, that's all I'm saying.
I mean, they are the ones ruining the country, you idiots.
I mean, don't you people realize that you're going to a public education system that's government-funded?
Eliminating The Bureaucrats00:15:05
And they're not teaching you how to be individuals.
They don't teach you even how to fucking balance your own checkbook.
They don't teach you even about fucking taxes or anything, how to get by in life.
You know what they teach you how to do?
To be dependent on other government systems.
And what happens?
The fucking public education system moves you from system to system, right?
You get into the public education system, you get into a fight, you go to juvenile hall, you're now in the juvenile hall system.
You get out of juvenile hall, you're now a part of the court system.
The court system sentence you, you're a part of the probation system.
You understand?
This is how this fucking garbage socialism works.
And that's why the Democrats want a bigger government.
That's why they want bigger government.
Because I heard it is difficult.
Yeah, eating loads.
Go fuck off, asshole.
All right.
Go shoving up your ass with your gayness.
All right.
Save the gayness for your anus.
Please help me.
What do you want?
What the fuck does that mean?
Please help me.
Commies are not Natsock, fucking Jiziko P-E-S-N.
Whatever the hell that means.
Jacob, this will be my last dono if you falsely accuse me of being gay again.
I didn't say you're gay.
I said there's something wrong with you.
I can come over and show you how well I play the flesh flute while you play us a romantic song with your face.
You know what, Pettis?
I always knew you were a little homo, dude.
I always knew that.
I always knew you like to play the flesh flute.
You like the rusty trombone, huh?
You like a little brown nose every now and then.
I fucking knew it, man.
And whoever the hell put $2 still waiting shitler, fuck you.
All right, and my Auschwitz, my Auschwitz.
Who the hell fucking donated that for two bucks, you fucking anti-Semitic trash?
Jesus Christ.
I always knew Pettus was a homo, dude.
I'm glad you're coming out to us.
All right?
We might as well play that song for Pettus.
I'm coming out.
I'm coming out to you.
Fucking fruiter.
All right.
Once again, folks, as the Democrats try to impeach the president illegally tomorrow.
Oh, no.
Let me talk man and again.
I just soiled my wheelchair engineer get over here and clean me up I mean what the fuck you want me to say after stupid shit like that man All right.
Once again, tomorrow the Democrats are going to illegally vote to impeach Trump.
And what are they going to impeach him for, folks?
This is the greatest economy in American history.
You know that this man, since he's been president, I'm talking about President Trump.
We have gained 10,000 points on the Dow Jones Industrial.
10,000 fucking points since this man has been in power.
I mean, we have the lowest unemployment rate in 50 years, 3.5% unemployment.
Lowest unemployment for every minority group across the board.
Okay?
All right.
And I'm just saying, folks, why are people hating on Trump?
I don't understand it.
I mean, blacks have never been more prosperous in this country.
Latins have never been more prosperous in this country.
Wages are going up without any kind of government interference.
They're just naturally.
I mean, I tell you right now, this is the greatest economy in American history.
And you'd be a damn fool if you're for this impeachment.
All right.
So let's sum this up.
Wine tasting, gay research, Nick Cannon concerts, singing George Michael songs, and learning to finger.
Oh, jeez.
Can you please come clean this new year and state the obvious?
You're a flaming homo.
I fuck you, all right, asshole.
Fuck you.
All right.
First of all, I do gay research just in case I debate a gay.
Trying to act like a tough guy in the chat omegalol.
Dr. B, who don't.
Jesus Christ.
Who cares?
It's another brony.
How about I come over and show you how good I am at tossing salad?
Oh, God.
Whoa, whoa, Pettis.
Whoa.
Whoa, take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with that talk.
Jesus Christ.
And whoever donated TikTok, Tick Tock, Cockler, and then somebody for two bucks, still waiting drunkler.
All right, look.
I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to get to the $20 and 20 buckers here in just a second.
But I just want to reiterate, folks, that this impeachment that's going to happen tomorrow is illegal.
They robbed the president of due process of law.
They robbed him of a fair trial.
And now you've got Chuck Schumer crying about fairness in the Senate.
Fuck you, Schumer, you piece of shit.
All right, you're a fucking goddamn anti-American scum if I've ever seen one in my life.
I'm telling you right now, if you're a Democrat in this day and age, you're anti-American scum.
All right?
You're anti-American scum.
And who the hell is this two bucks?
I touch my dad.
Fuck off.
All right.
That's enough.
That's enough.
Now, once again, folks, before I get to the $20.20 buckers here, I want to reiterate that Congress, even though they're out here conducting themselves in an illegal impeachment against the president, and you've got Republicans against Democrats, Democrats against Republicans on the boob tube as it pertains to this political theater.
They somehow got together.
They somehow got together and decided that they were going to be bipartisan when it comes to a budget for 2020.
All right.
Clock in the chat to clock Tom.
What the fuck does that mean for two bucks?
All right.
And what does that mean, folks?
They both, Republicans and Democrats agreed for a $1.4 trillion budget for 2020, folks.
$1.4 trillion?
We can't sustain this type of spending, folks.
Look, I don't mean to sound like a fiscal conservative here, but we can't continue to sign off on budgets that are trillion-dollar budgets, folks.
We are in the realm of a national deficit of $23 trillion, going to be $24 trillion once this goddamn budget is signed.
And I'm telling you right now, folks, we cannot sustain this.
All right.
I mean, all the taxes that we accumulate right now barely cover the interest on the $23 trillion we have as a national debt.
So I'm telling you right now, I am really not happy about this passing in the Congress.
And this is the only thing that these damn fucking criminals in Washington can agree on.
Fine, I admit it, ghost.
Since Pettus has now come out as gay.
What?
I use the gross to tickle my prostate.
Do you think we could try the gay train together?
All right.
That's not Jacob, you idiot.
All right.
What is this?
Jamie Williamson, deep dark fantasy mother.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Look, I'm going to get to those in just a second.
But as I stated, folks, $1.4 trillion budget.
When does it all end?
Only the criminals in Washington, D.C. can be bipartisan when it comes to fleecing the American taxpayer.
And that's exactly what they're doing.
That's why they could become bipartisan to come up with this damn budget.
Okay.
And now, let's be honest.
There's some good things in this budget.
You know, there's another allocation, I think, of about $1.8 billion for the wall for all you folks that continue to bash Trump that he hasn't built the wall.
It's being built as we speak.
All right.
Trump is just having to accumulate funding from a variety of different sources.
All right.
Especially when that is.
What is this?
Der Wicking.
Type 1488 for this video.
This is what Russler was doing before Vietnam.
No, don't listen to this idiot.
Don't type that racist shit.
Don't type that racist shit, dude.
All right.
But aside from the $1.6 billion for wall funding, you also have a stipulation in here that's going to make it, folks, believe it or not, 21 years of age or up for those to smoke tobacco or get vaping products.
So once this is signed, once this is signed, all of you folks that are under the age of 21 are not going to be able to buy tobacco or vaping thanks to the signing of a fucking budget for 2020.
All right.
And what is all these two bucks?
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
It happened again.
Ghost soiled his wheelchair.
Fuck you.
Whoever the hell keeps donating that, I'm not in a goddamn wheelchair, first of all.
And secondly, I don't crap my pants.
All right.
I don't have loose bowels for Christ's sake.
All right.
As a matter of fact, somebody in the inner circle was telling me about a co-worker of his who is openly gay, who has been complaining about traveler's diarrhea.
And I was telling this person, he doesn't have traveler's diarrhea because he went out and ate a bad fucking meal.
He's got diarrhea because A, he's pause whole, or he got such a big schlong that his anus is so reamed out that that's all his colon can produce is escrement.
All right.
Just FYI.
Just FYI there, all right.
Anyway, once again, folks, a lot of things happening in Washington, D.C. Even though it looks like Democrats and Republicans hate each other, I am rather suspect how easy they were able to concoct this $1.4 trillion budget for 2020.
And I think everybody in here needs to be just as concerned about it as I am.
All right.
This is America, all right?
I could play the rusty trombone with you, ghost.
You could play some tarot with your kazoo nose, and Jacob could play your flesh flute.
Let's go for each other.
Pettis, dude, literally, look, okay, I'm glad that you're happy and you're coming out, and you know, you're spreading cheeks.
And, you know, I don't care, okay?
I don't give a shit.
All right.
And what is this?
Trenchman, I wouldn't mind the increase in age except for the fact that nobody gets grandfathered in.
Now we'll have a shit ton of teens suddenly get cut off and getting criminal records after the cravings force them to seek out other stuff.
Enter into the system.
Look, Trenchman knows what's going on.
That's a good assessment, Trenchman.
You're exactly right, especially with these concentrated nicotine juices that are in vapes and shit.
You know what I mean?
Thank God.
Hopefully, all of the stupid rednecks who think they're so badass by chewing tobacco.
Yeah, fuck you.
You are a peppermint swirl.
Can you fuck off?
All right.
You're a brony, for Christ's sake.
You got a lot of shit to say.
You're a fucking brony.
And what is this?
Jacob, thank you for knowing that the last dono wasn't me.
It was never an obsession for me, by the way.
It was a show that I enjoyed around 2013 or so.
I hope you reconsider your position because this is a longtime fan.
Can't enjoy TG the Ghost Show anymore if you think that.
Well, look, fucking tough titty, dude.
All right.
I mean, that's what makes America America, Jacob, okay?
I think you're a fucking fruiter for having my little pony in your past.
All right.
And I think you need to fucking evaluate why the hell you were so fixated on a goddamn cartoon that was intended for girls ages one to seven years old.
All right.
You're a fucking idiot.
All right.
You need to fucking get your head examined.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right.
Look, let's move on.
All right.
And by the way, New Jersey is going to give fucking illegal immigrants driver's licenses.
That's what the Democrats think about America.
They're anti-American scum, for Christ's sake.
They're going to give fucking illegal immigrants driver's licenses.
I hate when the stuffing of my MLP body pillow gets stuck in my foresight.
Dr. B, dude, what the hell is wrong with you, dude?
Seriously, come on, man.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I know, Dr. B, dude, this dude's been a fucking brony for a long time.
Is it about time for you to grow the fuck up, dude?
Shit.
This dude's been a fucking brony since fucking 2012 and shit.
It's fucking 2020.
It's going to be 20 fucking 20.
Grow up, man.
Shit.
And that goes for the rest of you, bronies as well, man.
Fucking hell.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to the $20 and 20 buckers here for Christ's sake.
All right, let's go to the $20 and 20 buckers for everybody out there who's, you know, I thought this was going to curb this little, it just.
It just exploded.
All right.
It's just exploding for Christ's sake.
I thought this.
I don't know, dude.
And by the way, I wanted to increase it to try to curb the amount of donations for videos, but I didn't want to raise it because I know many of you would call me some kind of an overgrown shekel goblin.
And that's not what I want to be known as.
All right.
I'm not a shekel goblin.
I am not a fucking shekel goblin.
And I hate the fact that you use that terminology in reference to me.
All right.
So anyway, let's go ahead and get to the first video for a $20 and 20 bucker here.
This one was requested.
Of course, Dark Me Magician Girl has to be the first one.
All right.
Has to be the first one to donate.
She donated before the goddamn show even started.
And of course, she's like, I've got a cunt, so the rules don't apply to me.
So I am woman.
Hear me roar.
So let's see what Dark Me Magician Girl, the first $20, 20 bucker donation.
Let's see what Dark Me Magician Girl had in store here.
What the hell is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What the fuck is this shit?
Oh, you fucking broad.
You fucking broad.
You fucking broad, dude.
All right, but put the PC.
Hold on, hold on.
Somebody's donating.
What is it?
Ghost cooking.
Yeah, all right.
Whatever, lone star.
All right, let's back to dark meat.
What?
What?
I have a MLP tail that I sometimes use as a dildo and explode over a picture of you as ghost.
Oh, God.
Dr. B, dude, come.
Dude, what the fuck, dude?
I know that you keep saying that you aren't entertainment for tards, but I know that you'll accept me even though I'm retarded because I'm a true fan.
Oh, God.
I even have an XXXL Ghostler youth shirt.
Your autograph is framed in my bedroom.
Can y'all just stop, please?
All right, Mini Moose.
What the hell did I just watch?
This is Dark Me Magician Girl's first $20.20 video.
Look at this.
Gay Bar Music Recap00:15:00
Somebody doing Tokyo Drift in a fucking motorized wheelchair.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, if I was the manager of this place, I would tell this disabled man to stop doing this.
I am not going to be held liable if your fucking, you know, massive, deformed body spills out onto the floor.
And I sure as hell ain't going to carry your ass to put you back on the damn fucking chair.
Somebody needs to stop this brat.
I mean, seriously, if this fucking guy spills out, I mean, I'm held liable, even though he's out here fucking thinking he's Tokyo Drift and shit.
All right, yeah, we get it.
All right, that's enough.
All right, dude, that's so fucked up.
What?
That's horrible.
There's not any Tokyo Drift music.
Tokyo Drift music.
What the hell is Tokyo Drift music?
What the hell is that?
Can you pronounce my name?
Eric Shun.
All right, yeah, fucking, that's great.
All right, here's your fucking name.
All right, Dark Me Magician Girl, real funny, you fucking broad.
Real goddamn funny.
Jesus Christ.
To think that I thought this was gonna curb the damn 20.
What?
You're so cute drifting in that chair as a child.
Fuck you, skunkler.
All right.
I know you're a fucking tarred skunkler, you son of a bitch.
So just sit there and shut up.
And here, have a balloon while you're at it.
All right, here's a balloon for you.
All right, the next $20.20 bucker was requested by Hammy the Recap Piggy.
Oink, last show ghost finally announced a price range for the 18 buckers.
All $18.66 are now $20.20 because 2020 or something.
All hail shekel goblin ghost.
All right, go fuck off, Hammy.
All right.
I'm not a fucking shekel goblin.
I was hoping that this would curb the amount of videos that we have requested here.
I mean, I would much be, I would much love to talk about the damn fake illegal impeachment that the Democrats are going to be conducting tomorrow.
But of course, look at you guys.
I'd rather fucking watch videos and make me look like a fucking Jagoff.
Here's Hammy the recap.
Are you fucking not this shit again?
Oh, God.
What is up with you people in this shit, man?
What is up with you people in this fucking shit?
Look at the top donos.
The pet Mexican, John Conquest, Thomas Albin, you fuck off.
All of you fuck off.
All of you fuck off for Christ's sake.
Is that what y'all want to listen to?
The Home Depot intro song, the Home Depot theme?
Jesus Christ.
And by the way, this person, this majestic arrow, why?
Why are you doing this 24 hours a day?
It's just a question.
It's just a question.
And look at everybody's looking at everybody's in the chat room here.
Hi, Hambone.
Look at this.
There's Mr. Person.
I'm a machine.
Flaming creations.
Fucking dumbass Keemscare.
Get Keemscares out of here.
Rolficopter 100.
Death QK.
What's going on?
Ghost's transgender daughter.
I don't have a fucking transgender daughter, you idiot.
There's Mike Hock.
What's going on, Mike Hock?
Haven't seen Mike Cocks so prominent these days.
We got Mojo Fandingo, Pettus.
And yeah, that was you donated.
Just come out the closet already, all right?
Just come out the closet.
Just come out the closet.
We got Jared Kahn.
There's the pet Mexican.
You're number one for donating, dude.
We've got X Derry, Hunter Greer, Quasimodo.
There's Jackler for Christ's sake.
B Chandler, Red Eyes, Black Dragon, Not My Business.
Nafara822, Avoid, Avoid, Avoid, The Banana Man, Blackfrost, Bob Tom, Mr. Murray, Tyler 225905, Jason Genova, Me, I'm not going to say that.
Tia Juana Genius, Arn Hammond.
I'm a fuck off, asshole.
I'm not a fucking shekel goblin, you idiot, all right?
We got Sean Rushford.
We got, who else we got here?
We got Eve of Tataris, Mr. Repost, Deer Freckles, Tohu Fapper.
That's a fucking idiot name.
There's Peppermint Swirl, Chris Johnson, Sean Rush.
I've already said Sean Rushford's ass.
M249 Saw.
Yeah, I think Aron O'Donovan on Ron O'Donovan.
There's Spermy the Cat.
What's going on with Spermi the Cat?
We got Michael Marks, Miss Akay, Gavi Chavez, Dark Me Magician Girl again.
Hey, what is this?
Mr. Metalcore Archives, not Jim?
All right, great.
What the fuck happened to Mr. Metalcore anyway?
What is Dizzlert?
A Fat Man 1945 in the house.
AOC's uneducated butthole.
Are you serious?
We got Chris, Adam Tolman.
Who else do we have?
A Puka Dude42.
And I think I've already said all these.
There's Evan Awesome.
Bronies Unite, you little son of a bitch.
James Girl Gamer.
And what?
I'm a greedy hambone.
How am I a greedy hambone?
How the fuck am I a greedy hambone?
All right.
I'm getting the hell out of here because this dumb bronze Jane Girl Gamer called me a fucking greedy hambone.
And I'm not a greedy hambone for Christ's sake.
All right.
I don't appreciate that one fucking bit.
So I'm getting the hell out of here.
All right.
Enjoy your fucking Home Depot theme song and shove it up your ass.
All right, get it out of here.
Take the PC shot off for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
And Hammy the Recap Piggy brought us that.
Oh, yeah, that's great.
Thanks a lot, Hammy, you fucking milky liquor.
All right, let's get to the next one here.
We've got Peppermint Swirl.
Oh, that's going to be, that's fresh.
You upping the price won't stop me, ghosts.
Any B's in chat?
What the fuck does that mean there, Peppermint Swirl?
All right, this next $20, $20 bucker was requested by Peppermint Swirl here.
There's a lot of pronounce my names.
Can you pronounce mine?
What?
AmandaFuck?
AmandaFuck.
What's going on to AmandaFuck?
Who else do we?
Oh, yeah.
Peppermint Swirl.
This is their $20, $20.
Let's go ahead and play it.
I don't know what the hell this is.
Peppermint Swirl, what is this?
What?
Men in black?
Are you shitting me?
Are you shitting me?
I mean, you actually donated this there, Peppermint Swirl?
Is this what you call hip-hop?
Oh, my God.
This is hardcore rap to Peppermint Swirl over here.
Now, freeze.
Oh, my God.
Turn this shit down.
Jesus Christ.
I bet you get down with Let's Get Jiggy Witted, huh?
I bet you shake your little fucking Fruit Bowl leprechaun ass whenever you get some Will Smith getting jiggy-witted on, huh?
Huh, Peppermint Swirl?
I can't believe people like this fucking Fruit Bowl commercial bullshit.
And by the way, did you hear about Jaden Smith, Will Smith's son?
They don't know whether he's got anorexia or the AIDS or whatever, but they went into an intervention with him because he's wasting away.
Oh my God.
Men in black, dude.
Seriously?
All right, what does everybody think about this dumb fucking song?
Man in black, baby.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What does everybody think about this shit?
This sounds like gay bar music if you want my personal opinion.
I mean, in my opinion, this sounds like something you'd hear at a gay bar.
Oh, oh, oh.
He's even doing the gay, homosexual sound.
Hold on, no, no.
Somebody donate.
Oh, come on, Pettis, dude.
Save your gay fantasies for yourself, dude.
Hey, ghost.
When did you attract such weirdos like Dr. B and that brony conservative creep?
Gross.
Dude, unfortunately, they've been following me for a long time, dude.
All right.
They've been following me for a long time.
Hey, Sharon Cox, what's going on to Sharon Cox?
And it's not better than Pantera.
By the way, Black Frost, I got you.
Amanda Fuck is Amanda F. All right.
Yeah, thank you, Black Frost.
I appreciate that.
Anyway, let's listen to the last part of fucking Peppermint Swirl's Man in Black.
Man in black man in black What?
Depot in there, too.
No, fuck.
Shut up, dude.
I'm sorry.
Look, enough of fucking.
I think I hear the Home Depot theme.
Enough of that shit.
Seriously, enough of that crap.
Oh, my God.
Newcastle.
Can you let this shit play?
Can I get one now?
I didn't get my shout out at Home Depot.
Lynn Schnitz.
Oh, you fucking idiot.
I know what you're trying to make me say.
I know what you're trying to make me say, you idiot.
I know what you're trying to make me say, you fucking goddamn racist.
All right, that's enough.
Thank you, Peppermint Swirl.
Now we know what you get your goddamn asshole puckered to every time you're trying to think of something to listen to on the stereo there.
All right, let's move on here.
Thank you, Peppermint Swirl.
That was kind of a fruit bowl song, but either way.
Let's get to the next $20, $20 here.
This is requested by Red Eyes Black Dragon.
He says, ghosts, you need to realize that this is Trump's economy, and some of the trolls here are high-roller pimp Mac daddies with cash to spend.
It won't matter how high the prices are set.
Be ready to serve them tonight, girl.
You're calling me a fucking girl for Christ?
Listen, I don't appreciate that shit.
Look, before I play this video, don't call me a whore.
Don't call me some harem girl.
Don't do this, okay?
I don't appreciate that.
I'm not some fucking $2 stripper on a fucking nickel night, okay?
So just shut up with that fucking shit.
That really upsets me.
I'm not even fucking around.
Don't fucking do that again.
All right, Red Eyes Black Dragon requested this one, claiming to be a very big pimp daddy, high-roller pimp daddy up in here.
What is this there?
Ah, good God.
Oh, good God.
Yeah, who are you pimping?
Who are you pimping, Red-Eyes Black Dragon?
You're pimping Ram Ranch!
Yo, what do I see?
A Ram Ranch, Nashville, Tennessee.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
Spider-Man is Nick Jonas on the cock ship.
I mean, what bathhouse is this guy in, for Christ's sake?
Yo, Mandela, 40 naked niggas in the Black Cock game.
Did he just say N-word?
He just said the N-word.
What do I see?
Royal Marines trying to rescue Prince Harry?
U.S. Marines, Navy SEALs, and Army Schools?
Yo, I'm not sure.
How come he can say the n-word with a hard R?
Hey, you got a little fixation with Prince Harry there, Grant.
Oh, my God, dude.
Leave Prince Harry a lot.
I don't even like Prince Harry, but Jesus Christ.
Ah, God.
Viewer discretion is advised, folks, okay?
Yeah, Red-Eyes Black Dragon requested this.
Just FYI, boy.
Yeah, Prince Harry.
You'd love to be fucking fucked for.
You charge cox, birds, rocks, fucking in the bag.
Wait a minute, I think I hear the Home Depot theme in this one.
Does anybody hear it?
Hold on.
Hold on.
What?
What?
2020s woman.
Ghost thoughtics?
Ghost thought addicts?
What the hell did you say, ghost thought addicts?
Get in the kitchen and make me some 2020s woman.
Dude, fuck you, asshole, alright?
Fuck off.
All right, I'm playing the rest of this by Red Eyes Black Dragon.
All right, Jesus Christ.
And listen, I don't want to hear this.
Okay, I didn't put this on because I enjoy listening to this goddamn sick-perverted shit.
All right, I got somebody by the name of Red Eyes Black Dragon that wanted to hear this.
All right, hold on, hold on.
What?
Hey, whore dance for me.
Hey whore, I give you money.
You play my video.
Fucking asshole.
All right.
Don't call.
Dude, seriously, we're going to have a short show.
Fucking people keep calling me a whore, a hooker, a prostitute, a stripper, or any of that shit, a harem girl, or any of that shit.
We're gonna have a fucking short show.
All right, that's all I'm saying.
Now, I didn't request this video.
This fucking idiot, Red Eyes Black Dragon, did, and I can understand why he wishes that he had some goddamn twink with a nine-inch schlong reaming out his colon, all right?
So just play the shit and we can get it over with.
Christ I can't believe I'm listening to this Hey, look, this is brand new.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Stopping Toxic Stereotypes00:16:17
Pause this.
What?
Which one is for you, ghost?
Give the commie Democrats hell.
We're trying, dude.
We're trying out here.
We're trying.
And look, this is brand new.
December 10th, 2019.
So this asshole Grant McDonald is still making these sons of bitches.
All right, you kept spamming, so that's why I didn't play.
Hank Ikes, better than Pantera.
All right, yeah, okay.
Fuck you, all right.
Fuck you and the Pantera jokes.
I'm tired of that shit.
All right, here, you listen to this, and I'm pretty sure most of you have homosexual tendencies anyway.
So you're tickling your asshole with your middle finger.
Listening to this shit, I guarantee most of you are.
that what you're doing pettis huh huh is that what you're doing there boy Is there anything else other than this in this whole song?
Alright, hold on.
What?
What?
I am who or?
I am who or?
I don't know what the fuck that means.
Can we just listen to the rest of this by Red Eyes Black Dragon?
He donated a $20, 20 bucker up in here, dude, for this shit.
It's the brand new Ram Ranch, for Christ's sake!
Alright, you know what, huh?
I've had about enough of this.
I'm going to let this go for about four minutes, and then we're going to turn this off.
There's nothing else being said.
This is like a REPEAT!
Oh my god, dude, this is so horrible, dude.
This is so horrible.
Mr. Boy, Pantera is almost as good as this.
Look, fuck you and the Pantera jokes, dude.
All right?
I don't want to hear about Pantera anymore.
You fucking trolls have ruined Pantera for me.
And I know you think you're so fucking cute for it, huh?
And who is this?
Dr. B for two bucks?
I only have homosexual tendencies for you, my stallion.
Oh my god, dude.
Just keep that shit to yourself, Mr. B. Shit.
What's wrong with you tonight, man?
Here, listen to this.
Why is he saying Batman and Spider-Man?
Alright, I think I've had enough of this.
Well, he just said the N-word again!
Just said the n-word again in a hard-arm He just said the fucking n-word with a hard-arm Land in a ring All right, all right, that's about enough of this.
He keeps saying Prince Harry.
He keeps saying the N-word with a hard R.
I mean, how come this guy gets the car blanched to do so?
Seriously.
All right, that's about enough of this.
All right, we've had enough.
Enough of Prince Harry.
All right, enough, that's enough.
All right, it's almost five minutes.
We get it.
He likes Prince Harry.
He likes Harry Dongs.
He says the N-word with a hard R.
Okay, yeah, thank you, Red Eyes Black Dragon.
I appreciate it.
Maybe not.
I don't know.
Texas is going blue.
Oh, good guy.
Here's D-Ray.
Where the hell you been?
Is turning Texas into a Democratic stronghold.
Texas is a good idea.
You could have fooled me, D-Ray.
You could have fooled me.
We've got ourselves a Republican governor.
We got two Republican senators.
All right, we got the majority of Republican Congress folks.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, dude.
Texas is going to stay Republican.
You understand that?
Texas is going to stay Republican, boy.
Dr. B, you need a life.
Honestly, you need a life.
No one likes you.
Type Doc to ban Dr. B. Why is everybody hating on Dr. B, for Christ's sake?
What the hell's going on here?
I mean, it's bad enough that you guys scared away 2012 fan.
Why is everybody getting on Dr. B for heaven's sake?
Jesus Christ.
All right, look, I got to get to some $20, $20 here so we can continue on with the show.
Here is Todd Squee Castle.
All right.
You think this is going to stop us?
Laughing my ass off.
All right.
So here's the next $20, $20 here by Todd Squee Castle.
And what the hell did he request here?
What do you want me to watch on YouTube for a $20, 20-bucker bill?
Oh, you fucking piece of shit.
This fucking song again?
I fucking hate this song.
Why do y'all keep requesting?
Why?
Why do you keep requesting this horse shit?
Oh, Christ.
Why do y'all keep requesting this shit?
I fucking hate this song!
Hold on.
Turn this dog.
Oh, Christ.
Mr. Hole.
What the fuck did you just say, you idiot?
Are you kidding me, Mr. Whore?
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.
Now, listen, the reason I don't like this song is because, first of all, this is saying by a drag queen, okay?
Secondly, there's a bunch of children in this video around a drag queen who is making chicken in a very unhealthy capacity.
Moreover, this drag queen is using no gloves, so whatever kind of hepatitis or AIDS or HIV, syphilis, gonorrhea, herpes or whatever, it's on the chicken and it's going to be passed to the children.
And one other thing I don't like about this video, it carries the stereotype.
It reinforces the stereotype.
And I don't like that.
I think that something needs to stop this stereotype with the black community.
All right, play it.
I mean, this is so stupid, dude.
I got a plan.
I'm a fry this chicken in my head.
I got some hot grease and a whole chicken.
Don't wash your hands.
I mean, are you kidding me?
I mean, how many times are you all going to fucking request this song?
Yeah, way to reinforce the stereotype, broad.
It's not even a broad.
It's a guy in drag.
Miss Boy.
Wait, Miss Mr. Miss Mr. Boy.
Is that what your fucking name is?
Is Pantera supposed to mean the era of pants or something?
Just fuck off, dude.
Just leave me alone about Pantera.
All right.
And I'm having to watch this horse shit, all right?
Everybody want a piece of my chicken.
I mean, give me a fucking break, man.
And look at them.
They love it.
I love chicken!
Look!
Look at them.
They love that chicken.
Hanging with pizzas don't make you fare.
I'm a warning now, baby.
Here's the deal.
One piece of my chicken, you're gonna call down the picture.
I mean, they're reinforcing the stereotype of what people believe black folks are.
This is a stereotype that needs to stop.
It needs to stop, folks.
I mean, and by the way.
Oh, my God.
Never mind.
I don't want to say it.
You know, I say something critical of this damn fucking video.
You people call me a racist, so I'm not going to say anything.
You like the wing up.
You like the die.
You like the white meat.
He like the leg.
You like the white meat.
He liked to die.
What is this?
This is not cute, ghost.
Dr. B is a very religious Christian or Catholic person.
He texts a lot.
And I never read once texting about this stuff.
And there are some people or one person who is picking on poor please ban or stop the people or the person.
Stop the people of the person.
What am I going to do, dude?
You know, it's Lord of the Flies of this fucking.
This is what the community is.
It's Lord of the Flies.
This is why Ghost likes Pantera.
Back when Dimebag went by Diamond, for all you millennials who don't know, Pantera started out as glam metal and stuff.
Fuck you, Derwicking.
Why the fuck you got to bring that shit up, man?
Why are you bringing up old shit?
You know?
And Hakaruku Takahashi, look, I can't stop the fans from doing anything, man.
Okay.
I mean, I joined the party.
These people have been trying to fucking get at me for fucking 12 years.
Okay.
So, I mean, what the fuck do you think I can do to stop these people from doing anything?
You know?
I mean, this fucking community that I've got is Lord of the Flies, literally.
So, you know, I don't know what the fuck about.
What do you think I'm supposed to do?
Well, what am I supposed to do with this shit?
Jesus Christ.
All I can do is just say, hey, look, I disapprove of this.
I don't like this, but they don't care.
They don't fucking care.
So let me play the rest of this fucking.
Everybody wants a piece of my chicken.
Who the hell donated this?
Fucking Todd Squee Castle.
All right, let's go ahead and play this.
Play the rest of this shit.
Jesus Christ.
You like to wipe me?
You like to leg?
You like the thigh?
You like the thigh?
Everybody want a piece of my chicken.
Oh, my God.
Way to reinforce the stereotype, Miss Peaches.
And let me tell you, I thought that Miss I thought this was another Miss Peaches, remember?
I didn't know that there was a drag queen that rapped that was named Mrs. Peaches, all right?
Fry that chicken.
Fry that chicken.
Fry that chicken, man.
Fry that chicken.
Fry that chicken.
Anyway, I thought there was only one Miss Peaches.
Y'all remember that one song?
I played it before.
I don't want to play it again, but y'all remember that song?
Sucking on my titties like you wanted me, calling me all the time.
You remember that song?
That's who I thought Miss Peaches was.
Sucking on my titties like you wanted me.
Y'all remember that fucking song, right?
Please tell me y'all remember that song, and I'm not just fucking singing that and being an idiot in front of you people, all right?
That was a badass song, man.
That was actually played in Jackass 2, I believe, right?
You know, sucking on my titties like you wanted me, calling me all the time.
That was a badass song.
Anyway, look, I'm glad some people remember it.
You know, other young people are like, no, I don't remember it.
That's a fucking horrible song.
That's gay.
All right, let's get to the next $20, $20 bucker.
This is requested.
And by the way, Todd Squee Castle, thank you very much for reinforcing the stereotype with black folks by requesting, everybody want a piece of my chicken.
I'm telling you, man, I'm telling you.
Anyway, let's move on.
Black Worm requested this one for $20.24 bucker.
He said, screw Trump 2020 shit.
We're going to go for straight Kanye 2024.
But I decided to donate an educated video for you guys today.
It's a blast from the past.
Enjoy.
What the hell are you talking about, Black Worm?
What are you talking about, Black Worm?
What are you doing?
Some educational video.
It better not be something grotesque, dude.
Oh, dude, hold on just a sec.
Hold on just a second.
on I got to make sure this isn't some kind of are you fucking kidding me dude Are you kidding?
Where the fuck did you find this?
All right.
Black Worm requested this.
How he found this, I have no idea.
Play this.
What is this?
This is obviously some LGBTQ inspired shit.
So viewer discretion is advised, okay?
Black Worm requested this.
All right, what?
What?
What?
What is it?
Jamie Williamson, play my 25 bucks.
Dude, I'll get to yours in a second, dude.
I'm playing them as they came in.
Jeez, dude, fucking, I mean, what the fuck do y'all think I am?
Do you think I'm a fucking flea market or something that you can fucking haggle?
Huh?
I mean, think I'm a fucking swap me?
No, let me tell you what I want you to do.
I paid you 25.
That's a couple of dollars more than what you're asking for there.
Now, now, obviously, folks, this is some LGBTQ stuff.
So, as I said, as I stated, please, viewer discretion is advised.
But this is what I don't understand.
Listen, I don't care what anybody does in the privacy of their own home.
So long as you're not infringing upon the rights of other people and you're paying your taxes and making your own money, I don't give a shit what you do sexually.
But it's when you come out, and this is obviously meant for children, or you know, they're obviously trying to appeal to children, acting so condescending, that this is just completely absurd.
I mean, I don't care if you're heterosexual or homosexual or lesbian or transgendered or two-spirited or sexually androgynous.
You fucking people need to stay away from children, okay?
I mean, we should be shielding children from sexuality instead of sitting over here trying to expose them to it.
And by the way, they forgot, isn't monkey another word for the Pooh Nanny?
Women and Sexual Charges00:06:08
Y'all remember that E40 song?
That E40 and T-Pain song?
Oh, let me see that monkey.
Oh, let me see that monkey.
Anyway, play the rest of this.
Oh, so many names.
That's because there is as many different ones as there is different people.
Let me introduce you to my friends.
Oh, my God.
I'm Sida.
I'm juicy, fun, and cozy.
I'm clothed.
Soft and a real good friend.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
A bussy?
Is this a fucking bussy?
A black bussy?
Fucking hell.
I'm never ashamed of them because they're awesome.
Let's play.
And you know the irony of this?
You know the irony of this?
You know, hold on, put this back.
You know the irony of this?
Is that this is what women are doing on Washington, D.C. every January at the Million Fucking Woman March.
This is what they're fucking wearing out here.
You know, even though they're claiming that they we're more than sexual objects, they're out here dressing up like a bunch of vaginas.
I'm not fucking joking.
I'm sorry.
This is my personal opinion.
I'm not advocating this to, but I believe, in my opinion, women shouldn't be in charge of anything.
All right.
Women should not be in charge of anything.
They need to be back in the kitchen where they were actually doing some good.
They need to get acquainted with fucking kitchen appliances, know how to mix herbs and spices, know how to cook food and shit like that.
Women should not be in charge of anything.
And I've told you guys why.
I have given you countless examples of women leaders that have ruined the lives of millions of people.
Okay.
Angela Merkel.
All right.
The fucking bitch from Brazil.
What's her name?
Rousseff.
The fucking South Korean ex-president who's in prison because she got her orders from the fucking cult of the tuna fish or some shit.
You know, the broad from Argentina that conveniently hit her head on the last year of her fucking tenure and claimed, I don't know where the money went.
I mean, how many more fucking women?
There's a fucking Pulitzer.
It's not Pulitzer, a Nobel Peace Prize winner right now who is a woman, Aang Su Ki.
Aang Su Ki.
What is this?
Nefara, spot on on that one.
Spot the one that has syphilis.
Okay, well, all right, Nefara.
Spot the one that has syphilis.
But the broad who's now in charge of Burma, okay?
She is conducting a fucking genocide in her country, and they gave her a fucking Nobel Peace Prize, okay?
So, I mean, how many more women?
Do you know why LGBT acceptance is decreasing?
Because their idea of educating people is putting devil horns on a hairy man in a dress and going to libraries in conservative neighborhoods.
You're damn right.
Obviously, they're just there to insult and scare religious people.
Yeah, you're damn right, dude, and be edgelords.
They're fucking edgelords, for Christ's sake.
I saw this gem yesterday and listened to it all day.
Wait a minute.
Hey, Magelyn, hold on just a second.
Hold on.
It's $20 and 20 cents, dude.
All right, a jack cough.
The Russians should have nuked us, dude.
Don't go there, dude.
But Magelyn, it's $20.20 for a fucking video, man.
All right.
Remember, for them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
Jesus Christ, it says it right there in the goddamn description: $20.20, all right?
For them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
All right, let's get to the rest of Black Worms' fucking video here.
Play it.
What is this shit?
I mean, what are they doing here?
I love to play with my Oh, my God.
And who does this?
Magelyn, here's the rest.
All right, well, thank you very much, Magelyn.
What are they inferring here?
I like to play with my friends.
What the hell are they inferring?
That they like lesbian daisy chain orgies?
I love to play with my friends.
I love to play with my friends.
I mean, seriously, what are they inferring here?
Capitalism.
What?
And not only that, hey, Gavi Chavez, dude, it's $20.20, dude.
Mutualism is better than capitalism.
Well, no, no, no, no.
Hey, Gavi Chavez, you're obviously from the Sandinista part of the fucking Mexico or some shit.
$20.20 fucking cents, all right?
For them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
All right, this ain't socialism here, all right?
A Christmas song from that left for dead band.
Left for dead band.
The fuck are you talking about, Agent69?
You're reinforcing the stereotype of okay, boomer.
Well, who gives a shit?
All right, I how is this supposed to be the future of the country?
Huh?
How is this supposed to be the future of the country?
How is this?
How is it?
Yeah, I don't condone that racist garbage, all right?
How is this supposed to be the?
I mean, these are women here, and they think they're powerful because they muff dive.
You know what I'm saying?
That's it.
Time for another fucking civil war.
This shit is going over with.
Now, calm down with all that talk, but what we have to do, and this is what I've been saying, you know, this is where me and fucking Nick Fuentes disagree amongst many things.
Nick Fuentes believes under the current social construct that we have unfortunately found ourselves in, that people are just going to magically revert back to conservatism when that's not the case, folks.
Blurring Lines on Puberty00:10:44
That's not the case.
You know why shit like this is prominent?
Because first of all, single mothers, okay?
Single mothers made most of this happen.
Okay?
Because what they do to their daughters is they tell them, oh, well, don't give it up to anybody because you're so special and your Poo Nani needs to be petted and kissed and all this other bullshit.
Meanwhile, they're turning their males into a bunch of fruit bowls, okay?
And what is it, Derwick?
Ghosts, they started doing this around the beginning of the Obama administration.
I remember the overt purpose was to teach kids about sexuality and masturbation as to not stigmatize it.
In reality, this gets down to some brave new world shit that they're sexualizing kids.
I know this, dude.
I know this.
Listen, there's no safer place besides Tel Aviv, Israel, that is safer for gays in this world.
I mean, gays right now can go out in the public, hold hands.
They can have oral copulation between two men across the street from an elementary school.
And not only is it accepted, like I said, it was going to be about 12 years ago, but it's protected by the First Amendment.
They can do whatever the hell they want.
But that's not good enough for the LGBTQ anymore.
Now they want to go after your children.
Why?
Because they're trying to blur the age of consent.
Because let's be adults about this, folks.
What is the LGBTQ?
It's a sexual act.
It's how one likes to fuck.
It's not an identity.
Okay.
An identity is if you're an honest person.
You're a liar.
You're a truthful person.
You're a loyal person.
You see, those are virtues of an identity, not how one likes to fuck.
All right.
That is not an identity.
That is not a political movement.
That is perversion.
And what I don't understand is, I would prefer to know people based upon the virtues of their identity, not how they like to fuck.
I don't care how you like to fuck.
That's not the first thing that I want to know about a person.
But you see, that's what the LGBTQ wants everybody to know.
That's the first thing that they want you to know.
Why?
Because, folks, they're blurring the lines between a sexual act and identity.
And in my view, I don't view a sexual act as an identity.
I view it as a sexual act.
So you like taking meat in the can.
Great.
Why do I need to know about it?
So you like playing the flesh flute?
Great.
Why the fuck do I need to know about it?
So you like diving on muffs?
Great.
Why do I need to know about it?
All right.
Ghost likes Mike Hunt.
On Sovereign Shitsons, they are people who think the U.S. is a corporation and other horse crap like that.
Well, they're not wrong, but unfortunately, they don't know the law of the land.
And, you know, I don't want to get into that.
But anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, folks, is that we need to be adults about LGBTQ.
And it's not an identity.
It's not a political movement.
Okay.
It is a sexual act.
It's how one likes to fuck.
And there should be no reason why this sexual act should be bestowed upon children.
Children do not need to know whether or not they should put their face inside a vagina.
All right.
Children should not need to know whether or not they like phallus in their rectum.
They don't need to know that shit.
All right.
And what's really unfortunate right now, folks, and I'm going to be honest with you, we're having a lot of young people that are virgins that are in the age ranges of 18 to 30.
Males that are virgins that have never touched a woman in their life.
And part of this is because of this movement that I am woman, hear me roar, and I don't find you economically attractive and all this bullshit.
Okay.
Now, when you have a virgin, okay, that has surpassed their teen years and they haven't even gotten a second base, then how the fuck do you even know that you like women?
You don't know.
And you've got a lot of pent-up jism, okay?
And you're probably waxing your character pornographic material, et cetera.
And that it loses its fun because you want a third party to ejaculate your penis.
So, what do these modern day males end up doing?
They get on these fucking apps like Grinder and Jax.
They get on these apps and they look for something that kind of looks like a woman, you know, a trap, a feminine twink, or, you know, a cross-dresser or a tranny.
And they invite them over within 15, 20 minutes.
They are having their first sexual experience with someone of the same sex.
That is what's happening in today's America.
Most males now are getting their first fucking sexual experience with a man.
Why?
There's a lot of factors.
I mean, obviously, women are taking a whole new direction in what it means to be a couple.
I can outrun Ghost's wheelchair in a single run in the Baja 1000.
Real funny.
All right, Toyota Tacoma.
All right.
Whatever.
And I'm telling you this right now.
Most males that are under the age of 30, and I guarantee this, most males under the age of 30 have had sexual relations with men over women.
And you see, now we're in a very hardcore construct because not only are men finding it easier to get sexual gratification from other men, but they don't know how to talk to women.
And moreover, they don't even want to talk to women.
You know what most of these guys are saying out here?
What?
Ray is Emperor Palpatine's granddaughter, and Smoke was one of many Palpatines.
Who gives a shit?
All right, stop spoiling Star Wars for these fucking nerds.
All right.
You know what's really unfortunate is that most men nowadays, once they have their fucking, you know, jism released by a third party that's male, they realize that, you know what?
I don't know if I want to whine and dine a woman.
I don't know if I want to take them out and talk to them and do all this chivalrous shit just so that at the end of the night, I can get my wiener whacked when I can just go on Grinder right now, look at some twink with a wig that kind of looks feminine and have them ejaculate my penis within 15 minutes from me contacting them on a fucking app.
This is what is going on in modern day America, folks.
And by the way, a lot of this also has to do with the fact that most males don't know how to communicate anymore.
Have you talked to a fucking person under the age of 30?
Hell, under the age of 35, you can hear these dumb fuckers thinking.
You can hear them thinking.
You know, every time I see somebody on the damn boob tube with a microphone in their face being interviewed and they're under the age of 35, you can hear them thinking like, yeah, I saw the person like I go down the street and like, I get, they can't even fucking articulate themselves, for heaven's sake.
So all these factors are a reason why you have a bunch of fucking 30 and below virgins.
And that's why I'm calling out Nick Fuentes.
If you're claiming to be a virgin at 21, you're fucking gay.
You're fucking gay.
Because let me tell you, back in my day, what used to happen, and Blood Bathory, fuck you for two bucks.
But back in my day, what would happen is that boys and girls would go through puberty, right?
I agree with you ghost.
I've talked to a few of your fans and they can't even say a complete sentence without stumbling and mumbling.
You're damn right.
Sharon Cox knows what's going on.
But let's just be completely honest here.
I mean, what's going on is a weird construct in our social landscape.
And what needs to happen is a redefinition of what coupling is.
Because back in my day, what would happen is most children, like from age 13 to 16, would have puberty, okay?
Shut up and let me talk.
Fucking big daddy Derek.
What kind of a fruity name is that?
Ghost, this is an 18-year-old escort you hired.
All right, go fuck off.
All right.
You owe me 20 bucks and I forgot I was HIV positive.
Yeah, most gays are.
Okay.
Unfortunately, most gays are.
But the point I'm trying to make is, is that when you went through puberty, there would be a lot of things that would come about.
You would finally recognize that, hey, look, I'm going through puberty.
My voice is getting deeper.
I'm getting hair on my sack.
Look at the girls that are a little older than me.
They've got big breastasses.
You know, they've got assets.
I want to see them.
I want to feel them.
I want to kiss them.
And, you know, you start getting into this mode in puberty.
And what the fuck is that?
Do you mean to tell me that you disagree with men finding quicker and easier ways to get their nut off?
This is sexual capitalism, baby.
Well, good for you.
I hope you get the AIDS.
But the point I'm trying to make is, is that that's when you're supposed to sexually experiment with the opposite sex.
You know, after puberty, from ages like 13 to 17 is when you start, you know, motorboating titties.
You start petting the pearl tongue.
You know what I mean?
You start touching and feeling and kissing and etc.
And this is where you find out that, hey, I like chicks.
You know, I like big tits.
I like to do the motorboat.
I like to do the motorboat.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I mean?
I like a big fucking ass on a woman.
You start noticing these things.
And that's when you know you like women.
You know, that's when you start finding out.
Yeah, I think women are hot.
Women are great.
Look at that.
Look at that fucking rump on that fucking badass fucking Hamba.
I mean, you start fucking noticing women.
And if you're a fucking virgin.
Also for virgins, the 2020 Chevy Silverado.
What the fuck does that mean?
Because of the fuck, because it's got a big lift or something?
Redefining Life's Basis00:13:02
Is that it?
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, folks, is that's gone by the wayside.
If you're a virgin and you're over the age of 18, the probability of you, if not already having a gay sexual experience, you're going to have one.
And it is what it is.
It's sad.
It's horrible.
But this is the new construct we're in, folks.
So when you see shit like this that was requested by Blackworm, this is no surprise.
Sometimes we want to play by ourselves.
This is no surprise to us.
I just want to play by myself now.
She just wants to play by herself now.
I respect that.
That's right.
Sometimes we want to keep playing.
I mean, notice how all these fucking things have something to do with sexual activity on a vagina.
I mean, that's all gay lesbianism is, dude.
It's a sexual act.
Can we be adults and pretend that all this dumb shit about fucking sexual acts being an identity could be in the past?
This is nothing more than, and look, I'm not trying to be hateful towards anybody that happens to be LGBTQ, but openly doing this and trying to make programming like this for children is completely fucking off the wall.
And this is why, unfortunately, most folks that disagree with the LGBTQ, this is why they disagree with them.
And if you want my personal opinion, aside from this, Many of those within the LGBTQ are trying to infringe upon the rights of other people.
Fuck off, ghost.
Now back to Star Wars spoilers.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
I mean, don't listen to this idiot.
All right.
Stop fucking spoiling it for the nerds, all right?
All right, just shut up.
Let's play the rest of this fucking black worm requested this, right?
Yeah, play the rest of this shit.
This is fucking horrible.
This is where you come from, honey.
It's a mindico place.
Would you like to come in?
Really?
Heaven, yes.
Sure.
Oh, my God.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Oh, my God.
Good God.
Nick Fuentes.
Hold on.
I don't think that you fucking put your link in.
Let me troll you, boomer.
Shut up, idiot.
All right.
Can you fuck off?
I'm not going to.
Why don't you fucking stop trolling me, you fucking asshole?
All right.
What the fuck?
Seriously, what the fuck are we watching?
Hey, somebody donated this.
And hey, Nick Fuentes is a baguette.
You forgot your link.
Nick Fuentes is a baguette.
Seriously, this video makes me wish we had another American Civil War so we can reform the Confederate States and annihilate California and the North.
Well, you know, I don't agree with that.
I think that a battle of ideas is a hell of a lot stronger than a battle of actual force.
But I mean, I don't say that I don't disagree with you, but I am not condoning that whatsoever.
But Nick Fuentes is a baguette.
You forgot your link on your $20, $20, dude.
So just letting you know.
All right?
Anyway, let's watch a little bit more of this and we'll fucking move on.
Jesus Christ.
Black Worm requested this.
Dude, what the fuck?
Oh, my God.
Every day we stray further and further from God's light.
I agree with that there, G-Man Capitalist.
I'm telling you.
I mean, this is just bizarre.
And this is why we need to be adults and call out LGBTQ for what it is.
It's just a sexual act.
It's not an identity.
All right.
Anybody defining themselves based upon how they like to fuck shows how fucking useless and shallow they really are.
M'kay?
It's amazing in here!
Oh my god!
I mean, it's you.
Oh!
Oh my god.
And what?
Who keeps donating?
So which is the one that has syphilis Nefara A22?
I think you already know which one it is.
I don't have to say it.
I'm not ready at it.
God damn it, White.
Who keeps donating for fuck's sake?
Can we talk about surprise butt sex, please?
No, I don't want to talk about butt sex either.
I don't want to talk about that.
What the fuck is this supposed to be?
What the fuck is this supposed to be?
Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?
That's a very good point, but I doubt it.
All right, I mean, that's a very good point, but I sincerely doubt it.
You have to remember that the creator, there's a difference between a creator and God.
The creator that created everything doesn't really give too much of a shit about what's going on here because the basis of this world, if you think about it, I don't mean to be a bummer here, okay?
Here's my fucking world.
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail.
Who gives a shit, Magno, Siran, Hambonius?
Go fuck off.
Go fuck off.
I'm sure you do.
I'm sure you fucking do.
Can you let me fucking talk?
This is why we need to strike while the iron is hot.
The communists aren't armed yet, and most of them are physically weak and couldn't weather more than a few weeks in the field without electricity or I agree with that.
I agree with that.
I agree with that.
Here's Ashley.
Fucking Christ.
It's like I took tons of drugs and turned on in living color.
Why does this exist?
Because we allow it, dude.
Society allows it.
I used to hope you were just a troll.
Now I know the truth.
You're a true Jew.
Oh, great.
You're oy Ve.
All right.
Ove.
Goivalt.
All right.
Anyway, I forgot what I was going to say.
I was going to make a point here, but we got all these fucking jerk dicks fucking donating for Christ's sake.
All right.
But I was, oh, yeah, that's what I was going to say.
There's a difference between the creator and God.
And that's one thing that, you know, as many of you anti-Semitic people don't want to admit or appreciate, the Jews understand, they're very spiritually aware that there are more than one God or deity in this realm of spirituality.
Okay.
All right.
Here's that link.
Thank you, Nick Fuentes is a baguette.
I'll be making sure to play it.
Now, the Creator doesn't really give too much of a shit about what's going on here unless you oblige the Creator's law.
Because lest we forget that the Creator created everything on the basis of this.
Okay.
The only way you can live, the only way you can survive, the only way that you can see the next day, and this goes for every living organism on this earth, is if you kill and eat another living organism in order to survive.
And that's the basis of life, folks.
All right.
I know that, you know, you live in this age of modernity where your perspective doesn't really truly see that.
And you think that there's some element of goodness in this world.
I mean, what kind of goodness is the basis of your existence, meaning that you have to kill and eat something else in order to survive?
What kind of basis is that?
How is this the Garden of Eden?
How is this some supposed place we're supposed to be so grateful for, etc.
And you see, that's why I'm telling you, you folks that are out here that are thinking that we're straying away from God, we're straying away from this, we're straying away from what God, you know?
This is why you folks need to understand what's going on here truly in the spiritual realm of things.
So in my opinion, folks, the creator really doesn't care about what's going on here because the creator created a system in which we, man, were supposed to be another animal in the jungle that was supposed to be a part of the food chain.
That's what we were supposed to be.
I mean, you go back to primitive man.
We were nothing more than another piece of meat in the realm of the food chains.
Okay?
Ghost is right.
There is more than one God.
Can I get a hail Odin according to their wicking?
Okay.
Now, what man has done, and I think that you people need to understand what I'm about to say here.
I've said this before, but I'm going to say it again.
The basis of magic.
Okay?
And I'm talking about Talmudic magic, Kabbalah magic, Masonic magic, whatever you want to fuck, whatever variant of magic that you believe in or you have seen and witnessed firsthand.
The basis of it is the fact that mankind, all right, went against nature.
Because remember, primitive man put us in the jungle.
We're supposed to be eating.
We're supposed to be fucking food for the lions and the tigers and the hyenas and all that other shit.
What?
In order for you yourself to live in this universe, you need to kill and eat something else that lives.
What kind of fucking mental patient would create a universe like this?
And could we call it good?
Lucifer.
Well, an Anton ghost vehicle.
Look, I'm not, I'm not.
Hold on just a second.
They're claiming that I'm Anton LeVay.
Anton LeVay was the creator of the satanic church in America.
I'm not advocating Satanism, okay?
What I'm trying to tell you is, is that the basis of magic is this.
When we were primitive man in the jungle and we were a part of the food chains and our destiny was nothing more than to be food for the other living organisms in the jungle, when man realized and became self-aware and said, wait a minute, I'm self-aware.
And not only am I self-aware, I'm going to redefine my destiny by creating tools to be able to protect myself from other predators, to create shelters so that I can house myself from the elements.
You know, so I can create technology to advance myself and make it easier to produce food and agriculture, etc.
It is when humanity found that self-awareness is when we redefined our destiny.
And we are the only living organism on the planet that has done such a thing.
We're the only organism that has redefined our destiny set for us by the creator.
And that, my friends, is the basis of magic.
So, once again, mankind, if you want to, if you really want to, you know, get truthful about it, mankind is going against the creator.
Mankind is showing the creator that, hey, we redefined our destiny.
All right.
And what is this?
Lone Star.
What is it, Lone Star?
What kind of magic is it when those rabbis give those babies herpes?
Talmudic?
Dude, shut up.
I don't want to get into that shit.
All right.
All right.
But, you know, you got to figure that shit out on your own.
Albin Hambonas, fuck you for two bucks.
Anyway, I've gotten way too much.
I got way off Keister here.
I'm going into realms of spirituality that are probably helping you redefine who you are spiritually because that's the reality of our existence.
The reality of our existence is that we redefined our purpose in this life.
I mean, the reality of the perspective that you have in your head, I come home.
I have an air conditioner.
I have a computer.
I have an internet.
I have a TV.
I have a grocery store that has unlimited amounts of food and product.
That shit was not in existence 200 years ago, okay?
That shit was not modernity.
This shit has been a development of mankind since we became first self-aware.
So anyway, I don't want to get more into that shit.
People are getting scared.
People are like, oh my God, I don't want to talk about this ghost.
Okay.
Public Service Announcement00:06:53
All right, let's go ahead.
Anyway, why are you calling me a Freemason piece of garbage?
Why am I a Freemason piece of garbage?
Because I'm telling you the truth.
Why am I a Freemason piece of garbage?
Because I'm telling you some truth out here.
Jesus Christ.
And look at avoid, avoid, avoid.
Your fucking autism is showing.
Grocers didn't exist 200 years ago.
Yeah, they did, but you had to live in a society where, you know, you would hope that the grocer has fucking groceries on the fucking grocery shelves, nigga.
Jesus Christ, I didn't mean to say that.
I'm sorry.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
All right, just, you know what?
Never mind.
You see, y'all are making me.
I was pretending I was talking to Archie Lee and Kudabang there.
Just play the rest of this shit, dude.
Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry.
thought I was talking to Archie Lee and Kuda Bang.
It was an accident.
It was an accident.
There was no hard R there.
And what the fuck is this?
Oh my god, dude.
Jesus.
While you're low IQ boomer with hate in his heart.
Oh, I'm a low IQ boomer with hate in my heart.
I don't have hatred.
All right.
Well, I take that back.
I mean, I may hate things, but I may hate.
You know what?
Just forget about it.
Just play the shit.
All right.
Just play the shit for Christ's sake.
I don't like this.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
All right.
Look, I've already played this for like four minutes.
I've had enough of this Lesbo stuff.
The vagina is a muscle.
The vagina is a muscle.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Stupid broads.
Get this shit out of here.
And by the way, you know, you know, women, with all due respect, I have no problem with you going out hopping from cock to cock to cock.
Okay.
I have no problem with you doing that so long as you are your own breadwinner and you pay taxes.
But, you know, I don't think you've known the end life.
You're going to be exposed now.
Oh, great.
I'm going to be exposed now.
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, is that most porn stars, female porn stars, die of uterine cancer.
And the reason is, is because they have so many schlongs tearing up their vaginal region.
Okay, what is this?
Mini Moose.
Mini Moose says, you've been in the same video for a past hour.
What the fuck?
Because I'm talking, you fucking dickhead.
I'm talking.
It's my show.
If you don't like it, Minnie Moose, suck it.
All right?
Like I said, folks, okay?
When women have like a plethora of schlongs going in their vaginal region, that's really why, you know, they get, you know, their uterus gets all deformed and they end up developing cancer.
Because what's ended up, let me tell you what the vaginal region does.
When you get married or you have one schlong that goes in and out for 30 years, the vaginal region conforms to that phallusk.
It conforms to that phallus.
All right.
And that's why it's natural for, you know, some man to be with some woman and bang the same woman for 30 or 40 years and everything's all good.
Okay.
Because the vaginal region conforms to one phallus.
Now, porn stars, on the other hand, they've got everything from, you know, small micro penises to big, huge 15 and a half inchers reaming in and out their vaginal region.
And as a result, this is what causes a lot of the goddamn uterine cancer.
Specifically, and you can take a look at how many damn porn stars die of uterine cancer.
This is an absolute fact.
Okay.
So just, I'm just trying to let y'all women know out there, you know, if you're going to be a little bit of a whorebag, all right?
Just letting y'all know, y'all better watch out how many different fucking shapes of fucking pennises you throw up there.
I'm just, this is a public service announcement, all right?
Here, play the rest.
No need to thank you.
Play the rest.
Everybody's pissed that I'm even playing this.
All right, I'll play the wrist.
You donated $6.66.
All right, let's go ahead and play the rest.
Play it.
Hey, wait a minute.
Why is there Mexican music playing in the background?
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh my god, are they promoting golden showers?
Are they indirectly promoting?
Oh my god, dude.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Is that you?
Oh my god.
Look at what they're doing.
There's a fucking golden shower.
Dude, this is disgusting.
You know, I want to be honest with you.
Cause this, you know, that people that urge for fucking people to pee on them is a side effect of HIV AIDS.
I am not kidding around.
I mean, if you have an urge for people to piss on you, you got HIV/AIDS.
Oh, yeah?
Well, I'll take a look at it there, Sheldon Boulette.
All right.
I got to play the rest of this because Black Worm, you know, hooked it up here.
It's a very special place where your heart goes big with love.
You will finally hear.
And when you leave, you'll have so much strength and so much courage and so much joy.
So much courage for what?
You're just fucking muck diving.
It was so nice in there.
Oh, wow.
I can wait to go when I'm ready.
Let's do it.
Yay!
It was so nice to have you.
And why is a black guy the pussy?
Why is a black guy the pussy?
Oh my god, dude.
All right, I've had enough, dude.
I've had enough of this.
I eat ass.
What are you talking about there, fucking capital?
Are you shitting me?
Keep that shit to yourself there, capitalist Chris.
I respect you, man.
And, you know, that's something that I don't want a visualization of you, you know, getting on all fours and eating a fucking taint off a shithole, dude.
I'm just, I'm just saying.
Anyway, let's move on.
All right.
Thank you once again, Black Worm, for exposing us to some damn fucking perverted, disgusting debauchery.
But let's continue on here because I got a whole bunch of these $20, $20 here.
Transformers Fat Asses00:06:12
George Christic is the next one here.
He said, 2020 will be the year of this kick-ass cartoon comeback.
What the fuck, cartoon?
What?
What cartoon, dude?
You and you fucking you tards and your cartoons, man.
I'm telling you, man.
It just, it never ends with you tars and your fucking cartoons.
If you're over the age of 18 and you're still watching cartoons, that's why you're not getting any Poonanni, okay?
That's why chicks aren't coming up to you and saying, oh my God, you know what?
I'm going to drop Trowl and go ahead and do me.
That's why, because you're fucking watching cartoons and you're over the age of 18 and you're a fucking idiot, all right?
There it is.
George Christic.
All right, he requested this here.
Here we go.
Some fucking cartoon.
Supposing coming back 2020.
Wait, so far, smashing hasn't stopped it.
It's only made it worse.
No smashing.
No smashing?
But I like smashing.
What the fuck does that mean?
Listen to this innuendo.
Rip arms out of socket, headbutt, general pummeting.
How about this?
Oh, dude, are you shitting me?
What cartoon is this?
Hold on.
What cartoon is this?
What the fuck cartoon is this?
mean to tell me that they're exposing the fact that inside the Transformers is a bunch of fat fucks?
So inside Optimus Prime is some fat ass with a pizza?
I mean, seriously, is this what this cartoon's about?
I mean, look, look, is this what this is about?
Look, I don't watch cartoons, dude, okay?
Is this what this shit's about?
It's about a bunch of fat asses inside these fucking Optimus Prime fucking transformers.
And that's what's really animating these fucking inanimate objects.
Fat nerds in the back of the wheel of these fucking...
Jesus Christ.
You know what I thought?
You know what I thought the goddamn Transformers was about?
Transformers was the creation of an organism that created mechanical inanimate objects to become self-aware like artificial intelligence.
You know?
And that's what the fucking Transformers were about.
You know?
Hello, Ghost.
How are you doing this evening?
I hope you have a good 2020.
I hope so too.
Trump 2020 is right, man.
You're damn right.
Cheers to you, there, Anonymous, Trump 2020.
All right, let me go ahead and continue on with this video by George Christic.
Alright, go ahead and play it.
So, they're destroying cities...
Okay, that's great.
Yeah, nice satanic symbol.
Conveniently placed oil refinery.
I mean, look, it's look, look at this shit.
It's some fat fuck in the goddamn fucking Transformer character here playing a video game.
This is right up your alley.
That's why I see so many of you damn fat asses flapping your fat sausages on your fucking keyboard saying, I missed this cartoon.
I missed it, yeah, ha, ha, ha.
That's great.
You know that?
That's fucking great.
Oh my God.
I feel like my intelligence has gone down a couple of points just watching this shit.
I'm not even kidding.
All right.
That wasn't smashing now, was it?
All right, get this fucking shit out of here, man.
What a fucking shit bag cartoon.
You know that?
Yeah, and you're going to get yourselves a lot of fucking hot pieces of blonde hair, blue-eyed ass with this.
Well, admitting you watch shit like this, right?
Fucking idiots.
All right, let's go to the next $20, $20 bucker here.
Obviously, raising the price $20.20 didn't do anything, and it's sad.
And I'm ashamed that I didn't heighten it even higher, but it is what it is.
Fudge Nipples is next.
All right.
Fudge Nipples says, hey, ghosts, I need some advice.
How can I stop bad habits like smoking and cooming?
Also, here's some metal.
Please watch the whole thing.
Well, if it's over fucking five minutes, I ain't watching the whole fucking thing, dude.
All right?
But we'll go ahead and listen to your metal, all right?
Since you're a coomer out here.
What is this?
Finn Maddox.
Yeah, fuck off.
Alright, I got a fucking IQ that's fucking higher than fucking Einstein.
What are you talking about?
Alright?
I mean, I fucking, you know, I scored 125 points on the Mensa test, so don't fucking talk shit to me.
I'm a smart son of a bitch.
I'm a fucking genius, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's go ahead and listen to Fudge Nipples' fucking $20, $20 video here.
What is this?
What is this, Fudge Nipples?
Awah is great.
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
A fucking call to prayer?
What is this?
Face Mecca Now00:04:08
A Nasheed?
It's a call to prayer.
That guy in a big-ass machine.
Blown stuff up.
Peak America.
Touche, MegaXLR.
Touche.
Alright, we got a call to prayer here.
So everybody face Mecca.
Alright, everybody face Mecca.
Come on in here, Mahmood.
Mahmood is going to go ahead and tell you guys a few things here.
Mahmood, come over here, dude.
Get over here.
Yes, that is right.
I am Mahmoud.
You will get on your knees, you feet the Americans.
You get on your knees right now.
And you face Mecca.
You face Mecca now.
You'll get down on your filthy fucking knees, you dirty American fuck.
And you're bow to Allah.
You're bow to Allah.
Holy Holy Holy Holy High.
You face Mecca.
We will take over you, smash all of you.
All of you filthy westernness.
Your Western civilization.
We'll fucking take your women.
I will make your win in mine.
We have taken over Europe.
And there's nothing your European filthy motherfuckers can do about it.
We will take over the America.
We will start the Caliphate.
And we'll make sure you're all your filthy infidels.
We'll make sure all of you get on your knees and to bow down to Allah.
Go Allah, Rahmah.
Go Allah, Rahmah.
You'll defeat the Americans, you flesh, Mecca.
You face Mecca now.
Wallah.
Walla Rakmah.
Repeat after me, you see the Americans, into the shock.
Wallah r'akmah.
Al-Qhala.
Wallah r'akmah.
Hurley hurley hurley hurley.
That's right.
You will bow down to Mecca.
You're all the fuck.
We are spiritual people.
Islam is a religion of peace.
And we are going to take you apart, piece by piece.
Wala rukmah.
Gwala rakba.
Gwala akbah.
All of you 50 Americans in the chat room talking garbage about me.
You would never say that in front of a real Muslim.
If you say what you said in front of a real Muslim, you will be smashed.
You and every one of your 50 infidel friends will be smashed.
Wala rukma.
Wala akba.
There are over two billion Muslims.
Two billion Muslims in the world.
There's nothing you can do to stop contamination of the entire world.
You just sit down and you take it.
Millennial Humor Critique00:11:56
Get down on your knees.
Pray to Allah and face Mecca.
You face Mecca now.
Wala rukma.
Wala rukma.
Wala ukmah.
All right, you know what?
Thank you very much there, Mach Mood.
I do appreciate it.
All right, now it's already been over.
I'm going to let it go for a couple of more.
This is a call to prayer.
I think I missed somebody's dono.
All right, there's Voltron's Master Race.
All right.
Transformer infidels.
And I missed a Mago Siran Hambonius.
Mago Siran Hambonius said, you have to meet or exceed 130 on the WAISIQ test to get into Mensa as an adult.
Good job.
Almost not failing, you fucking scam bone.
Go fuck off.
All right?
Go fuck off.
All right, take off this call to prayer.
We've been listening to it for about five minutes already.
Take the damn call.
All right, we get it.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Who the hell?
Fudge Nipples requested that, by the way.
Fudge nipples Yeah, fuck you All right.
Fuck off.
Trying to pretend to be my dad.
Fuck off, asshole.
All right, let's go to Brooke 412.
She did a $25 bill on this one, man.
Old Brooke 412.
And Brooke said, ghost, happy Tuesday.
CA for L.
And try to ignore the haters.
Always remember to show naked anus like Pam Anderson.
I don't know what the hell that means.
Anyway, free Hong Kong and good show tonight, as always.
What's your Christmas plans?
I think I described that earlier in the broadcast.
I'm going to visit some fam and smoke green.
Yeah, that sounds pretty good.
GX in the chat.
Smoking pounds of green.
And we got Gray Steele here.
Gray Steel, what the hell did you say?
I told you raising the price would do nothing to stop the bombardment of video donations.
Guess you will have to establish that deadline I mentioned earlier.
I'm not establishing nothing.
All right.
This is my fucking show.
All right.
Let me play Brooke 412's request and we're going to move on.
All right.
Don't don't.
Gray Steele, nobody tells me what to do.
That's one thing you should have known by now after listening to this show for so goddamn long.
What the hell is this?
All right, here it is.
This is Brooke 412's request.
Put the PC shot on.
Here's Brooke 412 depressed here.
No means.
It's time to go home.
Oh, Christ.
Don't tell me, man.
What's the problem?
The movie.
Get out of here.
Oh, God.
Passenger, show us your hands.
Nice.
Oh my god.
Yeah, go on.
What the fuck?
Why do people make shit like this, dude?
Seriously.
Why do people not?
Hey, that's hyper, man.
That's my toilet paper.
This is Terry Ripple.
Don't want the sup with you.
Yeah, boy.
This is a weapon of junks that was used to what Carl.
I mean, I have, I don't know what to say to this.
I mean, this is millennial humor.
I don't know what the hell to say to this.
This is millennial humor.
Bastard, Danny Gabe.
Bastard.
Bastard.
Get out of here.
Yes, I fucking will.
Man, where is this, dude?
Hey, I've been waiting.
Fuck you, homes.
Uh-oh, a Mexican and a black.
I'm blind.
Carl Johnson, sucks.
Hey, man, what the f- Get off me, man.
Come on, Carl Johnson.
What?
Fucking millennial humor, dude.
Fucking millennial fucking humor.
Identify yourself.
Who the fuck are you?
Mike.
Mike, I've been trying to contact you.
What?
Oh, man.
What?
Oh, man.
Hey, you want to make this shit personal, Essie?
Yes.
Mike's in trouble.
Let's back.
What trouble?
Who is Mike?
Mike Concord.
Mother.
Oh, I mean, come on, dude.
Come on, we gotta cook.
I can't believe I'm watching this.
Hey, Leah, here's big smoke.
Here's big smoke.
I like two number nine.
And number nine, Lord.
Listen up, fellas.
Nope.
Oh, yeah.
Broke, what the fuck are you doing?
Hey, I'm just finishing my special.
Turn the T y'all f ⁇ ing.
Like we were saying.
No more bitch.
For fuck's sake.
Come on, man.
Turn the T y'all f ⁇ ing.
Keep that shit off.
That's right.
Relax.
I'll do it.
Thanks, homie.
Like we were saying.
I said it's time we went down there and made it official.
Oh, man.
KKK.
I'm telling you.
Hey, Leah, we got some idiot trying to be Moon Man now.
KKK, white power, white.
I don't condone this garbage.
No, don't listen to this idiot.
All right.
Shut up, Moon Man.
Fucking idiot.
We're watching Brooke 412's video here.
It seems a little bit of fucking millennial humor that I just don't really get.
So we're going to continue it on.
All right.
And fuck a moon man, by the way.
Motherfucker, wait, no.
Oh, my God.
Did they fucking kill Big Smoke?
Smoke, are you available for communication?
Hey, what is this?
Smoke?
Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately?
I gotta be honest with you, CJ.
I don't think I got long to live, baby.
Shit.
What?
Oh, shit.
You mean dead?
Mean.
Fat ass.
I mean, Jesus Christ with this millennial humor.
Hey, I need some of this, baby.
I need me some fucking tobacco smoke right now.
I'm probably gonna do this after this goddamn maybe one or two more videos and break out the tobacco.
What?
What?
What's wrong with you, man?
Oh, Lord.
I just took a big shit.
So what?
I fucked your brother at the cemetery.
What?
What?
Oh!
Oh, the bitch.
What the hell you want?
Sweet!
What?
What's cheese?
Oh.
A plane?
Oh, shit.
Ding, Shut up, bitch.
Everyone gonna remember, bitch, smoke me.
Shut up.
Half the city's looking for costume.
I mean, what the hell am I watching?
Seriously, man.
And to think that I thought that raising the price to 2020 was gonna make a difference, man.
Jesus, fuck.
See, you hallucinating.
Huh?
What?
Bonus memes.
Oh, we're so lucky.
Bonus memes.
The worst thing in the world.
The height of the ball increased.
I do not represent Glove Street at five years old, but I do not object to the palace of his passing.
This shit good.
Hey, man, you okay?
I ain't about to get beat to death by some angry patrol car.
Are you sure about that?
All right.
All right.
How much longer do we have?
All right.
There it is.
There it is.
Jesus fucking Christ.
You millennials, dude.
I mean, I question your humor.
I'm serious.
So I question each and every one of you fucking millennials' humor.
And you got shit to talk shit about boomers?
And don't listen to this moon man racist idiot, all right?
Don't listen to this fucking moon man racist moron.
Don't condone any of this.
Shut up, moon man, you fucking jerk.
Fucking asshole.
Go shove it up, your goddamn fucking pink fucking willy, all right?
All right, let's get to the next one here.
We got a whole shitload of these, dude.
Thanks a lot, guys.
I really appreciate it.
I figured that raising the price would fucking halt, you know, this back-to-back fucking, you know, compounding of a whole bunch of videos, but obviously I was wrong.
You know, I'm fucking wrong.
I'm a fucking idiot, dude.
All right, the next one is ST Mike.
ST Mike said, he's the meme genie, of course.
Sea ghost, raising the prices doesn't solve the problem.
Okay, I get it.
All right, I get it.
What's your fucking video, ST Mike?
What's your fucking video?
Put the PC.
Oh, you fucking asshole.
You fucking asshole.
What the fuck is this?
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
What is this?
What the hell?
Oh my God.
No, they sold out.
They sold out to the fucking console gamers for fuck's sake.
The Corsair i160 or the i180 is unbelievably perfect for any kind of gaming.
And I don't know why you're trying to fucking appease these dumbass, poor fucking console gamers.
All right.
I'm serious.
If you're a console gamer, grow up and get a goddamn PC like the rest of the fucking mature gaming community out here.
Jesus Christ.
You know what gaming consoles are meant to be?
They're meant to be bought for people that are under the age of 18 so that like this Christmas, okay, this Christmas, some fucking 14-year-old can find underneath the damn tree.
Look, I got the new Xbox.
I got the new Xbox.
Yay, Spaghetti!
Yay!
Oh, God.
Anyway, let me move on.
A scuff PC coming out of goddamn fucking Corsair.
I still stand by the Corsair i160, dude.
I want to be honest with you.
It is a badass PC.
And not to mention, I've got a VidTech.
It's a low-end monitor, 48-inch ultra-wide screen.
I'm able to fit like four windows into one fucking screen.
It is a badass motherfucker.
It looks like a fucking mothership in my office in here.
It looks fucking great.
And the reason I chose me, a viotech, not vidtech, viotech, is because at the time it was only $8.99, dude, $8.99 for a 48-inch ultra-wide fucking monitor.
Unfucking believable.
Unbelievable.
This has been a great PC.
You people that are shit talking my PC, go fuck yourself, all right?
I fucked her granny till she fucking died.
What a good fuck.
You fucking asshole.
Disgusting Kazoo Bullshit00:14:16
You know what?
You would never say that in front of my face.
You understand that?
You would never say that in front of my face.
Anybody who shit talks my granny in front of my fucking face, you're probably going to end up with a fucking hole in your goddamn face.
Do you understand me?
You would never say that shit.
All right, let's move on here, okay?
We've got Ghost Flute Nose is next.
Okay, let me make sure I didn't skip any before I move on.
Okay, let me make sure I didn't skip any $20, $20.
No, I haven't.
Okay, good.
Ghost Flute Nose is next.
And you know what?
I'm tired of you idiots talking about my nose.
Okay.
The bottom line is that whenever I take the first hit of some tobacco, mucus starts coming out the orifices, dude.
It's not my fucking fault.
All right.
So just fuck off with that shit.
All right.
Ghost Flute Nose requested this and said another cover by Ghostler's Jewish Kazunos.
This is my fan base right here.
Y'all listen to this fucking hell.
All right.
Ghost Flute Nose requested this here.
And I got to wait for five seconds because of YouTube, YouTube.
Everybody's doing the YouTube.
All right.
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
Ghost Flute Nose requested this.
Fucking Christ.
course it's some fucking anime shit of course this is some anime bullshit Why am I listening to this retarded crap?
Good God.
I thought the $20, $20 would prevent this retarded shit.
This shit's gotten worse.
THIS SHIT HAS GOTTEN WORSE, MAN!
Oh my god.
I used to be somebody credible once upon a time, folks.
You know, people used to listen to me for the fucking social and political commentary, man.
And now I'm listening to that.
Now I'm forced to listen to shit like this.
Oh, I feel so great.
I feel good.
I feel great.
I feel fucking wonderful.
What?
What now?
I'll eat her ass and stick my cock in it.
Yeah, all right.
You know, whoever the hell you are, E-E-E-E, you would never tell me that in front of my face because you would have some severe bodily injury and probably me having to be taken out on a stretcher.
All right, you talk about my granny in front of me like that, you piece of shit.
Play Ghost Flute Nose the rest of his stupid video for Christ's sake.
This is so stupid.
What?
What Sharon Cox?
I hear the Home Depot thing.
Can you fuck off with the home fucking depot theme for fuck's sake?
I'M GETTING SO SICK OF THAT SHIT!
Oh God...
And who wastes their life playing this on a kazoo and then uploading it to YouTube?
I mean, seriously, man.
Only on the internet, dude.
only on the fucking internet, you know?
And of course, this is an anime kazoo song I mean, it's only two minutes.
Jesus Christ, it feels like I've been listening to fucking five minutes.
I mean, folks, I'm sorry.
This is annoying.
I'm sorry.
Somebody donated $20.20 for this shit.
Believe it or not.
Believe it or not.
All right.
What is it?
Home Depot theme in every Pantera song.
Fuck off, ST Mike.
All right.
Don't talk shit about Pantera again.
And that goes for the rest of you, trolls, dude.
Y'all people have ruined Pantera for me, and I don't want to fucking hear about it again.
So shut the fuck up.
Play the rest of the fucking kazoo nose bullshit.
I mean, good God, how long has this been going on, dude?
Three minutes?
I'm only going to let this go on for a couple more seconds.
I can't stand this horse shit.
Oh, my God.
Shut up about Pantera, dude.
Shut the fuck up.
What?
What?
Look at Sharon Cox.
Pantera fucking sucks compared to this.
Yeah, Sharon Cox, fuck you.
All right.
Fucking dumb bitch.
All right.
You don't know shit from Shionola when it comes to Pantera.
Pantera is fucking metal.
All right, Sharon Cox.
Play the rest of this stupid fucking shit.
All right.
I think I've had enough of this, dude.
It's already been four minutes.
I'm done with this.
I'm done with this kazoo shit, dude.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done with this kazoo.
I can't take any more of this shit.
All right.
Ghost flute nose, fuck you.
Whoever the hell donated that.
All right, you piece of crap.
Jesus Christ, how many more of these fucking $20, 20 buckers do I have, man?
I mean, I sincerely thought that this was going to put a curb on how many of these goddamn videos were donated, but obviously I was fucking wrong, dude.
Obviously, I'm fucking wrong.
And you know what?
I guess I should have had fair warning because whenever I have been threatening to up the price of these damn video donations, you people are like, we don't care.
We're still going to donate because we're Pimp Daddy internet motherfuckers and there's nothing you can do about it.
So we're going to make your fucking life a living hell, ghost.
We're going to make your life a living hell, ghost.
I should have known better, dude.
Anyway, let me get to the next $20, $20 here.
This next one is by Jamie Williamson.
Okay, there it is, Jamie.
All right.
Jamie Williamson.
Killing Urs.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
Jamie Williamson requested this one and said, Deep Dark Fantasy Motherfuckers.
Look, Viewer Discretion is advised.
Jamie Williamson is kind of a fucking sick fucking homoerotic pervert.
So please, viewer discretion is advised here.
Hold on.
I knew it, dude.
I fucking knew this was coming up.
Everybody, viewer discretion is advised.
All right.
I mean, Jamie Williamson, come out the fucking closet already, all right?
You fucking bleeding ass having, fucking reamed-out shit funnel-having piece of goddamn butt-funnel-having shit bag.
Jesus Christ.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
What?
God bless Trump.
Hashtag M-A-G-A-L-A-L-C-C-C.
Yeah, fuck it.
Fuck off.
That's a horrible name, all right?
That's a fucking horrible fucking name.
What is this?
Left arrow, curving, right, pause button, stop button, record button, alarm.
Your autism is showing, all right?
Tubby wubby pony waifu.
Your fucking autism is showing.
Fast reverse button, fast reverse button, fast reverse button.
I'm telling you, you fucking autist, dude.
You got a lot of fucking problems with a bunch of repetitiveness.
You like repetitive bullshit.
And it's a little annoying, to say the least.
All right.
Shut him up for Christ's sake.
Jesus fucking hell.
Type Jukazoo in chat if Ghost has a Kazoo nose.
I don't have a fucking Kazoo nose.
All right.
Your fucking mother's got a Kazoo Twat.
All right.
And if she wants a toy for it, tell her to sign up for my fucking charity Toys for Twats.
All right.
Anyway, Jamie Williamson, viewer discretion is advised.
This is obviously some homo erotica.
And I'm going to have to, you know, maybe censure this because I don't want this to be anything obscene whatsoever.
But once again, homo erotica, Jamie Williamson.
Here we go.
Look at this.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What the fuck is this shit?
And of course, Carlos Milo.
This is fucking disgusting, dude.
All right, you guys got a lot of fucking problems, man.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm not fucking around.
You guys are fucking disgusting.
You need to come out of the fucking closet already.
This is fucking sick.
And who the fuck mixed Maudley Crew to this shit?
What fucking bastard mixed Maudley Crew to this homo stuff?
Oh my God.
Oh my god.
Who mixed Maudley Crew to this crap?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
What the fuck?
Ah!
Take this shit off.
Take this shit off.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god, dude.
This is fucking disgusting.
I'm sorry, folks.
Viewer discretion is advised.
And of course, you know, this, you got to come out of the closet.
You guys have got to come out of the closet, dude.
And you notice how they're mixing Webo shit to this?
They're mixing Weebo shit to this crap.
So I'm telling you, each and every one of these cartoon girl fetish women band.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
All right, let's fucking do.
We don't want fucking madass to be fucking exposed out here.
Jesus Christ, dude.
All right, all right, all right.
I'm not showing it.
This is disgusting.
I can't show this.
Oh, God.
Jesus Christ, dude.
I mean, this is fucking fruity, dude.
Seriously, come out of the closet.
Oh, my God.
All right, I'm done with this, dude.
I'm done.
All right.
Yeah, we get it.
We get it.
That's the end of the fucking video, dude.
Hey, Jamie Williamson, you're a sick fucking idiot.
You know that?
Seriously, you're a fucking sick idiot.
And Joshua in the chat room, demonetized.
I was never monetized, you dickhead.
A typical day in the UK.
Yeah, thank you.
I'm not monetized, you fucking idiot.
Give me a break.
F in the chat for Billy.
What do you mean, F in the chat for Billy?
Anyway, it's time for you to come out of the closet, Jamie Williamson.
Seriously, all right?
I mean, you're a fucking sick maniac with this fucking muscle-bound fucking bathhouse fucking videos that you fucking post.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on.
We got Der Wicking is next, okay?
And I don't think that you're going to be seeing any kind of homos.
At least I hope not.
Any kind of homo erotica when it comes to der wicking.
Der Wicking says type 1488.
Don't type 1488, dude.
For this video, this is what Ghostler was doing before Vietnam.
Yeah, he's that old.
Ghostler committed to fighting commies through the ages.
What the hell is this?
Oh, yeah, look at this.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, wait, hold on.
What is this?
Experience the beauty and majesty of the Chinese women.
No communist garbage.
The Chinese women?
I mean, how many of them are there?
Remember, the Chinese have a one-child policy, and they have purposely socially engineered their society to have like one woman for every five Chinamen that are born in the country, dude.
The hell are you talking about?
Anyway, let's move on, dude.
You're starting to get a little late.
I didn't realize how late it was.
Der Wicking, let's go ahead and play his video.
He said Ghost was fighting commies throughout the ages.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Play Der Wicking's video.
The Ghost Division, baby.
War!
Woo!
Hey, hold on.
Who the hell just donated?
Mike Akazoo knows?
Mike Azu knows.
Kazoo Bagdarl.
Ghost Division War00:16:01
All right, go fuck off.
All right, don't make fun of Dimebag Hero, you piece of shit.
All right.
We're watching the Ghost Division, man.
You're damn right, baby.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Is this Nazis?
Wait a minute.
These are Nazis.
These are Nazis!
Wait a minute.
All right, never mind.
These are fucking Nazis here.
Never mind.
Never mind.
These are fucking Nazis.
Alright, these are These are Nazis.
Never mind.
No.
No.
Shut up in the chat.
You all shut the fuck up in the chat.
These are Nazis.
I'm not condoning this.
I thought this was somebody else.
I thought this was Pinot Shea.
Okay?
I thought this was Pinochet giving helicopter rides.
I didn't know these were a bunch of Nazis.
Shut up in the chat.
I didn't know they were fucking Nazis, alright?
I DON'T CONDONE NAZIS!
Oh my god...
I don't condone Nazis, dude.
Shut up.
All right, in the chat room, shut the fuck up.
Look, slogan, slogan, slogan, slogan.
More swagging.
Hey, dude, everybody, just enough, all right?
Don't celebrate Nazism.
That's nothing to be celebrated, okay?
Please.
And don't call me Ghostler.
Do you understand?
Not on YouTube.
Don't call me Ghostler.
Dude, seriously, don't call me fucking Ghostler, you idiots.
You fucking assholes, dude.
Everybody's, you know.
Now everybody on the internet is going to think that I'm some kind of a white nationalist.
And I'm not.
All right.
Shut up with the ghostler shit in the chat, dude.
Or I'm going to implement chat room martial law.
And you idiots ain't going to like it.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
I think we get the point, dude.
I think this is almost over, by the way.
I don't condone this, regardless of what these dickheads in the chat room are saying, okay?
I don't condone this garbage.
All right.
All right.
Thank you very much, Derwicking.
All right.
We played the whole thing.
Cheers to you, by the way.
I don't appreciate you fucking donating this pro-Nazi crap, but you know, it is what it is.
You know, everybody.
It's what everybody does.
They like to fucking annoy old ghosts.
All right.
Even though Ghost is over here fucking giving you fucking my blood, sweat, and tears for Christ's sake, doing every damn show.
But anyway, let's move on to the next $20, $20, dude.
All right.
The next one was requested by Lone Star.
Lone Star requested this one and said, this is ghost cooking.
What is me cooking?
I like to see this.
What is this?
It looks like crap.
Hold on.
This looks like crap.
Play.
I'll put the PC shot on.
Lone Star requested this.
The best part about making meatballs is knowing that niggers don't know how to.
What?
And it's important to make meatballs so that you can remind Negroes that they aren't allowed to have anything good in life.
Oh my god.
They're allowed to have malt liquor and Kool-Aid.
You fucking racist, dude.
You fucking racist piece of shit.
You're a racist bastard.
You know that?
Hey, that's a pretty good meatball.
Not that a nigger would know.
Oh, my God.
Turn this off.
Turn this shit off.
I look, I don't condone what the hell Lone Star just donated here, dude.
That was fucking horribly racist.
We're not racist here on the Ghost Show, folks, okay?
I mean, throughout my illustrious 12-year internet broadcasting career, everyone knows that I'm a melting pot of friendship, okay?
Everyone knows that.
And for these people to donate these kinds of sick-ass videos trying to slander me, trying to libel me is something I don't appreciate.
It's the spaghetti ghost.
It's the spaghetti ghost.
Yeah, that's fuck off.
All right, ST Mike.
All right.
There comes ST Mike to put some fucking salt on the wounds every fucking time.
Every time that I'm in a pissed off mood, ST Mike comes around and fucking fuck off.
All right, let's get to the next.
Der Wicking again.
All right, but believe it or not, Der Wicking donated another one and said, This one is for you, ghosts.
Give the commie Democrats hell.
Well, look, I don't like, I hate commies.
I don't like Democrats.
But, you know, since the last video that you donated, Derwicking was a bunch of fucking Nazis, I'm afraid to know what the hell this is, okay?
So here it is, Derwicking.
This one's for you, ghosts.
All right, let's see what the hell this is.
All right.
All right.
Go ahead, pup.
Play the peep.
Oh, Noble Savage in the house.
Just got back from a fun Christmas party.
This is a remix, but fun as fuck.
All right, Nick.
Cheers to Noble Savage, dude.
Don't call me a whino.
I got drunk off wine one time, dude.
All right.
It was a wine tasting, and I didn't want to spit out the wine in a fucking spittoon.
I felt like an idiot, all right?
Why are you bringing up old shit anyway?
Anyway, Derwicking requested this, and I can already see it's a fucking fucking racist Confederate song.
What is this?
A song of the Confederacy?
You fought all the way, Johnny Rip, Johnny Rip.
You fought all the way, Johnny Rip.
Oh my god.
Saw you marching with Robert E. Lee.
I mean, this was a Confederate soldier song?
I mean, this was a Confederate soldier song.
I saw the young boys as they began to fall.
You had tears in your eyes, cause you couldn't help it all.
But you fought all the way, Johnny Rip, Johnny Rip.
Oh, my God.
And somebody in that, like somebody by the name of Joe Biden in the chat says I'm a dirty Yankee.
Isn't that great?
Born and raised in Texas, and yet I'm a dirty Yankee.
As you made your last stand, you marched into battle with the gray and the red When the cannon smoke cleared, took days to count the dead Cause you fought all the way, Johnny Riff, Johnny Riff Oh, God.
Fought all the way, you know.
I don't know what to say about this, dude.
You know, Derwicking.
Oh, look, there's Honest Abe, right?
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
You fought all the way, Johnny Rip, Johnny Rip.
All right, all right, thank you very much, Derwicking.
I appreciate that, even though you're a carpet bagger.
Admitted ghost.
I'm not.
How the fuck do you figure I'm a carpetbagger, dude?
I mean, I have been born and raised in.
I got lineage in Texas that goes back to the Texas Martyrs.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
All right.
My family fought in the Alamo.
Do you understand that?
I'm just letting you know that, okay?
My family fought at the fucking Alamo.
I've got family that died at the Alamo.
So every time you sons of bitches talk about the Texas Martyrs, I take that shit to heart.
I mean, I get really pissed off at this shit whenever you fucking come at me with the Texas Martyrs.
All right.
So I'm just saying, don't fucking call me a carpetbagger again, you dumb piece of shit.
Not fucking joking.
All right, let's go.
Derwick, wait a minute, Derwicking again.
Dirt, are you shitting me, Derwicking?
Again, what the hell is this now, Derwicking?
He said, This is why Ghost likes Pantera.
Back when Diebag went by Diamond, for all you millennials who don't know, Pantera started out as glam metal.
Dude, why are you bringing up old shit, dude?
Why does that even need to come up for Christ's sake?
That was pre-Phil and Selmo, okay?
That was pre-Phil and Selmo.
And for you to bring it up, you're just trying to be a dick now, dude.
You went from like, hey, ghost, let me go ahead and extend my hand to you and handshake you.
I'm Derwicking over here.
And now you're fucking making fun of some shit.
Jesus Christ, you're fucking, all you people in the fucking internet, you're all a bunch of backstabbing motherfuckers, man.
All of you.
All right, seriously.
All of you motherfuckers, man.
All right.
Let's get to the next one here.
Der Wicking again.
Yeah, I knew you were going to do this, Derwicking.
You fucking piece of shit.
Anyway, look, once upon a time, prior to Cowboys from Hell, okay, Dimebag went by Diamond Daryl, and him and his brother Vinny Paul had a Pantera band that cruised around the South that played a little bit of 80s glam music, okay?
Then they found the lead singer Phil and Selmo, and what ended up happening was becoming metal history after that, all right?
You know what I mean?
Metal history happened, all right?
So it is what it is.
Here's Der Wicking trying to bring up old shit.
Look at this: Forever Tonight by Pantera.
Dude, why are you bringing this up?
You're making me look like an idiot now.
I've never even heard this glam shit.
I swear to God, I've never heard this shit.
You're listening to it for the first time as I am.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Time out.
Hold on.
Tell us about your 2007 family reunion at the Alamo Ghost.
I liked the part where everyone got into a fistfight to get the last piece of Caroline's fruitcake.
Yeah, fuck off, dude.
All right.
Fuck off.
All right.
We're listening to Pantera Forever Tonight before Phil and Selmo here.
All right.
And fuck all of you in the chat room saying this is fruity ghost and fucking fuck off, dude.
Yeah, this sounds like your quintessential 80s glam metal.
Oh, no.
Who?
What the fuck?
Look, everybody in the chat.
Oh, no.
Why'd you bring up that picture, dude?
Look, everybody in the chat room, shut the fuck up, man.
Alright, did Pantera really made this do this?
This fucking...
This shit sucks.
Dude, look, I didn't listen to Pantera when they did this.
This is not something I am aware they created, okay?
Dude, this vocal sucks.
Look, I've never heard this fucking Pantera glam shit, alright?
Don't look at me.
All right?
Don't point your fingers at me, chat, all right?
And hold on, we got a fucking dono here.
Who is this?
Who is this?
I hear Home Depot.
Fuck off with the Home Depot theme already!
Dude, this is pretty bad.
I...
I have to admit, this sucks.
This really sucks, dude.
I can't believe this is Pantera, dude.
I mean, you know, come on, Maine, is all I got to say to this.
Come on, man.
And can y'all shut up about the Home Depot shit?
I'm getting really sick and tired of that crap.
Hold on, hold on.
What is this?
Peppermint Swirl, I think I like Pantera now.
Ah, fuck you, Peppermint Swirl.
I think I like Pantera now.
It's nice and fruity and sounds like pony music.
fuck off and hey whoever in the chat room saying that this is the Truvada theme song fuck you too dude All right.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
How much longer do we have?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm not singing this.
I don't even know this song.
Fox M Cloud23 says this makes poison sound good.
Well, Poison did have a couple of good songs, dude.
Right?
I mean, Poison did have a couple of good songs.
Every rose has its thorn.
Calming Poison Music00:05:11
I mean, anyway, let's not go there.
Just play the rest of this shit.
All right, I think we're done with this thing.
Thank you, Derwicking, for fucking embarrassing me, you fucking prick.
All right.
Hey, look, here's Pantera when Dime Bag Daryl used to go as Diamond.
Fucking asshole, all right?
Is what you is, all right?
Fucking asshole is what you is.
All right, let's continue going.
We got Magelyn here.
Magelyn said, I found this gym and listened to it all day.
Or you found it yesterday.
Excuse me.
Found this gym yesterday and listened to it all day.
Play it to the seventh.
This song is so gay.
It brought me back from the dead.
That's not 2012, fan.
Only play it to the seventh minute mark.
All right, well, let's see what you've got.
All right.
And by the way, Magelyn, I'm glad that you fucking hooked it up because you only donated a $20 bill for this one.
It is now 2020, and I'm glad that you donated an extra three bucks because remember, for them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
All right, Magelyn requested this one here, and he said he just found this fucking song yesterday.
The vids would go faster if you would shut your cock holster.
Hey, fuck you.
Hey, hey, Billy, F you.
I'm providing commentary, you dumb son of a bitch.
All right, I'm providing commentary that's educational, that's informative, and is family entertainment.
So just sit there and shut up.
You wouldn't know nothing about that because you're just some stupid dumb son of a bitch who tickles his asshole and counts the dingleberries in his shit funnel.
So sit there and shut up.
Magelyn requested this, said that he loves this gym.
So let's hear it.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Play it.
Ah, yes.
Joseph Hayden.
Farewell.
Symphony number 45 in F sharp minor.
Very nice.
A nice calming effect to what we've been listening to as of late.
And, you know, I think people need to listen to more classical music.
Because it has been scientifically proven that scientific, excuse me, through electro-excephographic analysis of the brain, that classical music actually inspires and lights up different parts of the brain, unlike other music.
Ah, I feel good.
I feel great.
I feel wonderful.
I mean, you know, just listening to this music makes you want to act classy, you know?
Makes you want to throw in a fake British accent, you know?
Oh, yes.
I'm here drinking my cup of tea, and I am very proper.
You know, I've got class, and you know, it is something that you rubbish little simpletons would have no idea what I'm talking about, you know, shit like that.
You know what I mean?
Beautiful music, by the way.
Beautiful fucking music.
All right.
I mean, maybe I need to stop talking and let you guys listen, okay?
I'm going to stop talking and let you guys listen, okay, for a couple of minutes.
Because this is beautiful music.
You need to enlighten yourself to this type of music, okay?
I'm loving this.
Let me shut up for a second, okay?
Everybody, listen and interpret, okay?
Listen.
That's it.
Beautiful music,
dude.
Beautiful music.
Hold on, hold on.
What?
Classical Baroque Stupidity00:09:20
Who the hell's donating here?
Anonymous, I can hear the Home Depot.
Can you fuck off with the Home Depot shit?
Enjoy this fucking cultural shit fucking assholes
And all of you idiots that were saying, you know, me being silent for about a minute or so is the best part of the show.
Fuck you and your dirty pause hole shit funnel.
Shove it up your ass now.
What is this?
Sharon Cox is that the Home Dep you and shut up with the Home Depot comparisons, dude.
Shut the fuck up.
It's starting to piss me off now.
Shut the fuck up.
CHRIST MAN! I MEAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE WITH THIS OBSESSION WITH THE FUCKING HOME DEPOT SHIT I don't hear that shit anymore!
I fuckin' hate Sharon Cox!
I hate that fucking idiot, man.
I'm not joking.
I FUCKING HATE SHARON COX!
Yes, Cox.
What?
You can definitely hear the Home Depot theme in there.
It's even in the background crazy.
Sears.
Home Depot can suck my left nut.
All right, well, great.
All right, we're just listen to a couple of more minutes of some classical music, you uncultured swine.
What it sounds more like the Lowe's theme song, in my personal opinion.
Dude, y'all can shove your fucking Home Depot Lowe's theme song shit up your goddamn clogged up fucking shit funnel.
I'm tired of you people.
Shut the fuck up.
Jesus Christ, man.
Listen!
LISTEN!
Hey, hey, hey, Pettis, fuck you!
All right, I'm tired of you and your stupid fucking dumbass opinion in the chat room.
If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm kicking you out and putting you in the fucking woodshed with Keemscares.
And maybe you can go play tummy sticks together, you fucking fruit bowl.
How long is this?
I'm going to go.
I'm gonna play for the seventh minute, all right?
Because I appreciate this kind of music, alright?
Alright, you know what?
Forget about it, all right?
What?
What remember?
When it comes to the peso, I take it in the a-hole.
Yeah, fuck you.
Fuck you, Billy.
All right, fuck off.
And 21, what's up, dude?
Hey, a ghost.
I recently started writing and producing my own music.
Oh, yeah?
I'd appreciate some criticism or feeling.
All right, well, hey.
I'm too broke to buy beats to hire a sound.
You're too broke to buy beats?
We'll see what you're working with.
We'll see what happens.
All right.
We'll see what.
What?
A serious question.
Do you like classical music or Baroque music?
Classical.
Baroque is a little primitive, all right?
And it's a little more vocal-based.
I like classical music because of the constructions of each symphony and the emphasis of different fucking instruments.
I love concertos.
It could be a concerto piano, a concerto cello.
Anyway, yeah, I like classical music.
We gotta play the rest of this shit, all right?
I'm going to play this 30 more seconds, okay?
And shut up.
That wasn't hipster talk.
I know a thing or two about classical music, all right?
The pet Mexican.
Hey, I hear the Home Depot and the fuck you, asshole.
That better not be the real pet Mexican.
All right?
That better not be my pet Mexican.
That's all I'm saying.
All right.
There it is.
Very nice.
Very, very nice.
Thank you very much, Magelin.
I appreciate it, dude.
That was actually very pleasant, to say the least.
All right, let's go ahead.
Gavi Chavez, some fucking burrito eating idiot, decided that he was going to fucking request this video.
Now, I don't know who the hell Gavi Chavez is.
Garble, shut your cockpocket, you fucking neocon.
Oh, Christ.
What are you talking about?
I don't even give a shit about that pip squeak.
Yeah, fuck you.
Fuck you, raincoat, fucking the congregation.
Raincoat the conqueror.
Fuck you.
Mennard's master race.
Okay, great.
All right.
Anyway, we got somebody by the name of Gavi Chavez.
All right.
Hey, by the way, Gavi, are you related to Julier Caesar Chavez?
Anyway, let's go ahead and play this burrito eating fucking Gavi Chavez's damn video here.
And he said that mutualism is better than capitalism.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this there, Gavi Chavez?
What kind of burrito eating garbage are you promoting here?
What is this?
Just play it!
While I was browsing on LeftyPole, I saw an interesting sight.
I saw a flag with a hammer and a single clad in black and red and white.
I asked the news how my dislike was- What is your ideology?
He responded in red text, and this is what he wrote to me.
Nasbold Party, it is the gang.
What the hell?
What the fuck is this?
Praise the Nasbold Party.
Oh yeah, of course you have to put in some fetish cartoon women in this, because that's the fucking shitbag internet.
I'm a white nationalist, but the result was of spite, because where I went to post, they spurg out everywhere on site.
Now's gold party, it is the game for you and me.
Oh my god.
How long is this stupidity, man?
All right.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Why is it that these two-minute videos sound like they take like five to ten minutes, for heaven's sake?
NASBOL party, we will win without a doubt.
NASBOL party, we're autistic, so watch out.
Yeah, I'm sure you are autistic.
Hey, what is this?
Mills Fleet Farm still fuck you, Mennards.
What the fuck is Mennards, dude?
What the fuck is Mennards?
What is that?
Is that fucking Wings of Redemption?
Our old Nazbubos are you.
Nasbo Party, Robbie Ross is one of us.
Nasbo Party, do the fucker sports acus.
Join us, brother, and one another.
And join the Nasboys.
Hey, why did they put Trump in there?
Why did they put fucking Trump in there, you bastards?
You fucking autistic white nationalist pieces of shit.
Do not correlate your fucking white nationalism with Donald Trump, you dumb piece of shit.
Jesus fucking Christ.
You guys, man, I'm telling you, you motherfuckers.
How many more of these do I have?
I've got one, two, hold on.
Three.
What else do we have here?
Four.
Who else do we have here?
Five, six, seven, eight.
Christmas Song Blues00:05:53
Jesus Christ.
Nine, ten, eleven, eleven more.
Twelve?
Jesus Christ.
Twelve fucking more videos, dude.
Twelve fucking more videos.
What an what you know, what an idiot I am to think that if I just rose the price, that you people would just stop.
I mean, because I'm tired.
I really am tired of this damn show being nothing but these goddamn videos.
All right.
I mean, it makes me look like a jagoff.
All right.
It makes me look like a certified jagoff whenever I have nothing but these shows of videos and shit.
And it's just fucking sad.
All right.
Anyway, Gavi Chavez.
That was a stupid fucking video.
I don't know what the hell that was supposed to be.
But let's move on.
We got Agent 6ix9ine in the house.
And Agent 6ix9ine said a Christmas song from that Left 4 Dead band.
All right, let's see what you're talking about here.
All right.
A Christmas song from that Left 4 Dead band.
All right, what is this?
And why does everybody have to write a Christmas song?
I mean, I get it.
Don't get me wrong.
If you write a successful Christmas song, I mean, you're set for life, I get it, but dude, not everyone can write a Christmas song.
All right, Agent69, let's see if this Christmas song is worth the shit.
Here it is: the Midnight Riders Band.
Hey, these guys look like some hardcore G's, huh?
Let's see if they can write a Christmas song, boy.
All right.
Hold on, hold on.
Who's donating more?
Suck it.
Home Depot.
All right.
Hey, Mennards.
All right, great.
We're listening to the fucking Christmas song by the Midnight Riders Band, baby.
As a matter of fact, they're obviously named after the Allman Brothers song Midnight Rider, which is another badass song.
They all look like the Allman Brothers.
They got a little ZZ Top going.
I love the Southern Blues riff.
So let's see what we got here.
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass.
Woo!
Someone who wants you to jail.
Hey, hey, hey, stop donating.
All right, we get it.
Ghost, you have a message from the North Pole.
Oh, great.
All right.
What is it?
Who is it from?
Lucifer?
Anyway, listen, I want to listen to this band.
I actually like southern fucking rock.
I love blues, okay?
I like ZZ Top.
I like the Allman Brothers, okay?
Now, can we play this again?
I want to listen to it, all right?
Yeah.
This makes me want to break open a beer.
Yeah!
Ha ha ha!
Yeah.
Sleeping in and all when you wake.
Got shot for the bullshit lining.
Under your bed.
Gotcha cocaine.
Yeah.
Got my shotgun trained on the chimney.
Sold my woman in.
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass.
Yeah.
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass.
You know, I dig these guys.
These guys are pretty fucking good, dude.
The Midnight Riders.
White big satin suit looking down on me from your sleigh.
All I wanted was my blue-eyed baby with the sack in his grin.
He wings and it rolled away.
Yeah.
Who's digging this, dude?
Who's digging this blue southern rock right here?
Sold my woman, and all I want for Christmas is to kick your ass.
Woo!
This is the kick your ass.
I do like this.
And look, people are saying that they're ripping off ZZ Top, but give me a break, dude.
This is pretty fucking good Southern Rock blues, baby.
I love Southern Rock Blues.
And can you shut up about the Home Depot shit in the chat room?
You're starting to piss me off, literally, man.
I'm not joking.
If you keep fucking talking about fucking Home Depot, I'm going to start kicking your asses out of here.
Not bad, baby.
I'm telling you.
I like this, dude.
Agent 6-9, I like this, dude.
It's pretty good shit.
Fuck the chat room.
This is pretty good stuff.
Pretty good stuff, dude.
I can dig this.
I can bump this in my car.
I could bump this in my car.
It's pretty good stuff, dude.
Not bad.
Not bad at all.
Not bad at all.
It's a Christmas song on top of that, dude.
Thank you very much, Agent 6ix9ine.
Cheers to you, by the way.
Man, just listening to that fucking southern blues.
Wanting MILFs and Beer00:03:07
It makes you want to break open a fucking beer.
That's what it makes you want to do.
You're damn right, baby.
It's 12 midnight.
All right.
It's a Tuesday night going on a Wednesday early morning.
You know what time it is?
It's time for more beer.
And I better take advantage because as I stated, first of the year, I am giving up beer.
Okay.
I'm only going to be drinking some scotch, some whiskey, and I'm going to be drinking some wine and maybe some champagne.
I actually like champagne, but I'll probably get so sick of it after the first of the year, I probably won't want to drink it again.
All right, here, give me my glass here, all right?
Give me my goddamn glass.
All right, here we go, folks.
All right, first beer of the night.
And no, I'm not an alcoholic.
I'm a connoisseur, okay?
I'm a connoisseur.
Hey, you want to see an alcoholic?
Have you heard what happened to Only Use Me Blade?
For you folks that are unaware, Only Use Me Blade was admitted to the emergency room because he had an infected toe on top of all his leg holes that are ulcerated all over his goddamn legs.
He has now got to stop drinking because if he doesn't, he's going to die.
And they're contemplating whether or not they're going to save his foot or not.
So, and I'm not even anywhere near that.
Okay.
I have no ulcerated fucking legs.
I've got good circulation.
Okay.
The only side effect that I've got from drinking copious amounts of beer is a little bit of a beer gut here.
That's it.
All right.
I mean, that's it.
And by the way, first of the year, that beer gut's going away.
All right.
That beer gut's going the fuck away.
And I'm going to get into some shape.
And the reason I'm going to get into some shape is because just in case I'm doxed, okay?
I want to come out and I want the MILFs to just cream out of their pantyhose when I come out.
I'm not even joking around.
I am going to corner the MILF market.
All right.
I mean, these MILFs are, I'm not fucking around.
You guys think that I'm just like, you know, talking shit.
I'm not joking.
All right.
I want MILFs, and this is going to happen.
They're going to put my poster on their fucking wall in their bedrooms.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I mean?
These MILFs, they're going to be wearing shirts with my fucking face on it.
You know what I'm saying?
What is it?
Remember the last time you quit alcohol?
You'll fall off the wagon in a month.
Well, I'm not quitting alcohol, dude.
I can't quit alcohol.
The last time I quit alcohol, I almost died.
Okay?
Seriously, I almost fucking died.
As a matter of fact, trying to go cold turkey from alcohol is more dangerous than going cold turkey from heroin.
Okay?
Ghost, I tell you this every episode.
I care about you, man.
While I am drinking a spot in here, I will offer an olive branch.
Maybe you'll live longer.
I'll go to double A with you.
Hey, Derwicky, look, look, I'm going to go to the bathroom now instead of the local bar.
Hey, Derwicky, just chill.
Everything's going to be all right.
Sovereign Citizen Laws00:15:12
All right, dude.
love the midnight riders i own all their albums even the ones that aren't any good well that was a pretty good song but hey dirwicking dude everything's gonna be all right all right i can't die came to the show late just want to say you to all the trolls making vietnam jokes thank you red bill elephant dude was your mos in the service dude why why are you asking me dude i don't want to listen i don't want to talk about that all right And I think that's entirely rude.
You know, whenever you meet somebody who happens to be in the military or don't fucking ask them their fucking EOS or ask them anything that's going to fucking remind them of their service.
They're fucking gone.
They've done their shit.
They're getting their check every month and just fucking leave them alone.
All right.
They serve their fucking country.
Leave fucking service people that have been out there out there in the fucking, just leave them alone, dude.
Stop fucking talking to them about the service.
Seriously.
All right.
They don't want to talk about it.
Fucking idiots.
I'm telling you, a bunch of fucking civilians.
Always a bunch of fucking civilians out here who are out here.
How do you know what's your U.S.?
Well, fucking, you know what it is?
Eat my dick up till you hiccup.
That's what it is.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Anyway, Ghost Likes Mike Hunt is next here.
He goes, thoughts on sovereign citizens.
There are people who think the U.S. is a corporation and other horse crap like that.
Well, listen, I'm not a sovereign citizen, you know, but you do have to admit that it is ran like a corporation.
That's why there's an executive branch.
That's why there is a president of the United States.
When you run a corporation, there is a executive, a chief executive of the company.
There is a president of the company.
All right.
It is somewhat ran like a corporation.
The problem, it isn't ran like a for-profit corporation.
It is ran as a fucked up fucking shitbird, bureaucratic Frankenstein nonprofit organization.
I mean, and the only proof I can tell you of that is just take a look at the $1.4 trillion fucking budget that both Democrats and Republicans passed today, even though they're supposed to be at each other's throats.
You know?
So anyway, I don't want to get into that, but let me see what you've got for the sovereign citizens.
I'm sure you're probably going to get people that are like, hey, look, I'm not going to get out of the car because I don't believe in your laws.
I'm a free man.
Okay.
I'm not, I don't, I don't agree with the laws of the land, okay?
And I'm not getting out of my car.
Yeah, try doing that and see what happens.
Okay?
Play it.
All right.
Play it.
Yeah, it looks like it's one of those sovereign citizens.
What is this?
Is that a man or is that what is that?
Okay.
If you can hear me, I need your license, please.
What did I do wrong, officer?
Now, what's unfortunate?
Now, what's unfortunate is that you can say, no, I don't want to give you my ID if you're walking the streets.
Now, it depends on the state.
Some states have superseded federal law and now demand you.
Remember, New York under Mike Bloomberg had stop and frisk, okay?
So in New York, you couldn't stop a fucking policeman from frisking you and doing all this unlawful searching because at the time, the municipal and state law trumped the federal law.
Now, when you're in your car, you are not a sovereign citizen.
Believe it or not, having a car is a privilege.
That's why you have to go and take classes and make sure that you pass a driving test so you can get a license for the privilege of fucking driving the streets that are tax-funded.
Okay.
So to sit here and try to suggest that, no, I don't want to give you my ID.
I don't want to give you my license because I didn't do anything wrong and you're in a motor vehicle, that ain't going to fly, okay?
Because the prerequisite to even drive a vehicle is to have a license.
So right off the bat, if you're going to act like a sovereign citizen and not put out your license and be a dickhead, you're asking for the cop to break open the window and drag you out of the car.
I'm just saying.
I will give you my name and my address.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Now, no, listen, this is absolutely correct.
Okay.
I mean, if you are stopped on the street, you have no obligation to give the police any information.
But if they stop you in a traffic stop, you are obligated to give them a driver's license validating that you can drive on the streets.
Now, in the state of Texas and other states, when you have a driver's license in a car, you also have to have insurance by law.
So aside from having your ID or your license, you also have to have insurance.
And if you don't have either one of these, you either going to have a humongous ticket and have your car impounded or potentially go to jail.
All right.
So I'm just saying, don't fucking listen to these idiots on the internet, dude.
All right.
The only way that you can get away with not showing ID is if a cop comes up to you on the streets when you're walking, when you're walking, all right?
I've never had any issue asking retired Navy members about their rating or the like.
Jason Ghostler Deleon doesn't want to talk about it because he's a stolen Valor Gen X hambone born well after the Vietnam War.
Who the fuck are you talking about?
Who the fuck are you talking about, for Christ's sake, man?
You think that I'll...
Here you go.
These idiots think I'm that fucking idiot that owns the bar again.
Whatever, okay?
I own a bar, okay?
Whatever.
All right?
If you think I own that bar, go to the bar and have a beer with me and see that it's not fucking me, you fucking idiot.
Just fucking play the rest of the sovereign citizen shit.
Fucking morons.
I need your license.
You need my license?
Okay.
Do you have a license?
Why would you need my license?
Did I do something wrong?
Yeah, you know, did I break a law?
Now, unfortunately, the cop, when he pulls you over, he can unfortunately give you any bullshit excuse like, well, you were swerving on the streets and, you know, you have a tail light out or whatever the case might be.
They can pull you over for whatever.
Now, you can be mouthy while you're giving your fucking information to the cop.
You can be like, you know what?
I didn't do shit.
I've got cameras on my car.
I've got fucking, you know, mechanisms that are computer monitoring and recording every fucking thing from the mileage to the to the all this shit.
You can just shit talk your ass off to these cops so long as you oblige what it is that they're doing.
And as long as you don't have any kind of warrants, you know, as long as you don't have any kind of tickets on the car or anything, you should be just fine.
All right.
Because that's the cop's job.
Okay.
Their job is to take shit.
Now, believe it or not, while you're shit talking, and if they try to be uppity, then that's when you're like, look, I want your captain.
All right.
And typically, what happens in a street squad of police is that there's a bunch of street cops and one captain around an area that is supposed to be monitoring and bossing all these damn street cops out here.
Okay.
So, if the person gets uppity and you feel like your fucking rights are being abused, even though you've complied with everything that the cop has said, that's when you can say, I want to talk to your captain.
All right.
Aw, did I break a law?
There's a bear crap in the woods.
Hold on, hold on.
What is this?
What is this?
Hold on.
Der Wicking.
Hold on.
Der Wicking has something to say here.
He says the driver's license is a contract and consent to use the respective DMV road system, plain and simple.
You're exactly right.
You only have express freedom of travel on any public lands or private property you have access to on a private conveyance, quasi-private road system.
Yeah, well, you know, it is what it is, dude.
I mean, this is what makes our everyday life.
Now, I want to see what happens to this cookster.
Oh, shit, wrong one.
Sorry about that.
I want to see what happens to this cookster here.
Play it.
Play it.
Cross the dashed line is illegal now.
Do you have a license?
Yes, I have a license.
Can I see it or are you refusing to identify yourself?
I will give you my name and my address.
I will, yes, identify myself.
Do what?
I will give you my name and address and identify myself to you, sir.
Where's your driver's license?
Do you not have a driver's license?
I do not have it with me, sir.
All right, right there.
Right there and then.
Right there and then, saying that she doesn't have her license with her is probable cause to get her out of the car.
Okay?
Under a court of law, that is probable cause to get her out of the car.
Now, what she needs to do is she needs to say, I can give you my license.
Please, can I just get out of the car, okay?
And close and lock the car door behind her so that the cop can't just open the door and just start snooping around the vehicle.
Remember, the cop has to have probable cause to search vehicles, okay?
And what is this?
Der Wicking, he said, Ghost, the proper term is watch commander for the deputy supervisor for patrol.
Did CA post years ago, these guys are just asking to get blasted by a nervous officer.
Yeah, I know what you're saying, dude.
That's why I'm trying to tell people that admire some of these people that try to do this.
This is not something you want to do.
You're giving them justification to smash the window and drag you out the fucking window.
Let's just watch what happens to the cookster.
Ma'am, listen to what I'm asking you because I'm already standing over here by traffic because you won't roll down the window so I can.
I am a U.S. citizen.
I am a fourth-generation Texan and a daughter of the American Revolution.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I pay property taxes.
I obey state and federal laws, including the laws to drive a vehicle.
I maintain my car, my inspection, my registration, and my insurance.
I can't exercise my sense.
But there are laws of the land, you dumb bitch.
And because you're using public roads, unlike what Der Wicking said, if you were using a private road and you were on private land, you wouldn't get stopped by a public servant.
You know, it is what it is.
Under constitutional rights as advised by legal counsel.
I respectfully, I'm noting my rights to you now.
My Fourth Amendment right is the right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers.
Yeah, yeah.
He hasn't searched your vehicle, you dumb bitch.
He's asking you to validate whether or not you should be operating a motor vehicle under state law, you dumb fucking moron.
Unreasonable searches and seizures shall not be violated.
Ma'am.
Ma'am.
Yes.
Are you willing to write your name and date of birthdown for me?
Yes, I will do that for you.
I will tell you who I am.
I will give you any information you need to know about me.
Okay, so do you have a Texas ID or Texas driver's license or California or any other state in the United States?
I will tell you my name and address.
will give you any information you request and if I only had a brain yes sir All right.
Now, you see, now what the cop is doing here is the cop is like, all right, well, let's just let her write down whatever information it is.
And then if I run it, and if there's, if it's a false name, that's another probable cause to drag her out of the car.
That we don't have a name or an address.
I mean, you understand.
The cops begin to build a case right when they come in contact with you.
Sandra Bland.
Oh my God, she's lying.
She's lie.
I was just about to say you can't.
Sandra Bland.
You see, you dumb fucking idiot bimbo.
You can't lie to the police.
All right.
As a matter of fact, you can go to jail for lying to the police.
You can go to jail for lying to the FBI.
That's why you got the right to remain silent, you dumb bitch.
Jesus Christ, man.
Sandra Bland.
Your name is Sandra Bland.
No.
That is a name that you need to remember.
Are you referring to the Sandra Bland Act?
I'm referring.
don't know about the act but I know the poor woman was detained and taken to jail and died.
That is my name and address.
I mean, seriously, that's why Mike Flynn is going to be sentenced because he supposedly lied to the FBI in a casual conversation.
You understand?
I am.
That Peter Strzzok had a casual conversation with Mike Flynn, and Mike Flynn didn't tell him the truth.
And Mike Flynn didn't know that that casual conversation was going to be used against him in a court of law.
And that's why Mike Flynn is in trouble with the law, man.
It's stupid.
That's why I don't want to talk to anybody who is law enforcement or FBI because I'm telling you, all they do is try to use whatever they can gather to try to build cases on you.
And that's all there is to it.
And by the way, cops and FBI and congresspeople, they're allowed to legally lie.
They're allowed legally to lie.
I proof of insurance.
Okay, is this car registered to you?
Yes, sir, it is.
Okay.
But you don't have any form of Texas ID?
I do.
I do not have it with me, sir.
Okay, and why?
So she's caught in several lies.
Those lies are probable cause to get her out of the car and search the vehicle.
Texas ID.
I don't, I'm compelled to keep my property within my possession.
Okay, what's your name?
Miss Wilder.
Anita Wilder.
She's refusing.
Ms. Wilder, you go.
I'm not refusing.
I'm not refusing anything.
Texas ID Probable Cause00:05:15
Listen to me for one second, okay?
Do you know it's against the state law of Texas, okay?
The transportation code, you have to present your license upon request from a peace officer.
If not, that is correct.
I will show my driver's license to you, but I want to keep it in my possession.
Okay.
Well, you have to let me see your driver's license.
I will show it to you, but I will like to keep it in my possession.
You're retarded.
It says the right of the people to be secure in your personal houses, papers, and effects.
All right, just bust open the glass and drag this old hag out of the window, please.
There's no reason to be scared.
Well, I don't even know why I was pulled over.
I did nothing illegal.
No, I did not swerve across any lanes.
Ms. Wilder, if you do not present me your driver's license in my hand, then you're going to be taken over.
No, I will show you.
I will present you my driver's license, but I will keep it in my possession, please.
All right, let me forward this a little bit.
Person effects against unreasonable traffic law.
Did I break?
Fail to signal lane change.
I didn't change lanes.
Let me have your driver's license.
I did not change lanes.
Let me have your driver's license.
I'm not.
I refuse to speak.
There you go.
Break open the fucking glass.
Here we go.
Break the fucking glass.
Hold on, hurry up.
Break the fucking glass.
I would like to call it.
Seriously, sir.
I would like to call.
I don't know how to keep their fucking mouths shut or behave around cops.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't go blah, blah, blah, M-U-H rights.
Exercise your rights in an educated and civil manner.
Obey the cops.
Don't be a retard and incriminate yourself.
Thank you, Alexander the Resurrection.
I mean, you typically fucking donate a bunch of troll shit to me, but you're absolutely right.
All right, come on, fucking break the window open on this fucking old bag.
I did not do it.
Hold on, Here we go.
I would like to go.
Oh, here comes the tears.
Here comes the crying.
I did not do anything.
I did not do anything.
All you have to do is get to your drama.
I did not do anything wrong.
I'm being rust.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Break open the fucking glass and drag her out of the fucking car.
I mean, this is more than probable cause to do so.
They probably have to get the okay from the fucking night commander, but just break open the glass and drag her out and take her to jail.
All right.
Fail to properly ID.
You know, and whatever else.
Fail to change lanes.
And let me tell you: if a cop gets hurt by dragging her out, that's assaulting an officer.
I mean, you know, she's very stupid.
What the fuck?
I mean, seriously.
I've never been pulled over for it swerving before.
When cops pull you over for this reason, they most likely just want to talk to you for a bit to make sure you aren't drunk.
Exactly.
I was in and out of this situation in what seemed like less than 10 minutes.
Exactly, Tijuana genius.
Thank you very much.
But this bitch is literally asking for trouble.
She's literally asking for trouble.
I did not make a lane change.
Okay.
Do you understand that you're fixing to be arrested if you don't present ID?
I cannot be arrested.
You can't be arrested.
You're failing to identify yourself.
I identified myself to the police officer.
I am not giving you my possession.
Okay, then you're going to be taken out of the car.
All right, break the fucking window.
Take her out.
Hold on, they're about to break it.
Who's donating?
They're about to break it.
Durwiki, these officers are actually being extremely patient and professional.
I've seen some unprofessional city police that have anger and steroid issues.
City police are always D-bags, unelected goons.
Sheriffs are good guys.
Yeah, no shit.
I can agree to that.
All right, let's see if they break the window.
Please break it open.
Please break it open.
I presented it to you and him both.
You have to break it open, sir.
I don't know what else you got.
Break open the window.
Is it really worth all of this?
You're about to go to jail.
I'm dangerous.
When you can leave, probably.
I'm done.
I'm done communicating.
I will know why.
And I have to agree.
They're being very professional.
They don't want to just throw this dumb innocent woman behind bars, but you know, they're going to have to.
Here you go.
You got to use force.
Break the window.
And she looks like she's on some pills or something.
You know, she's acting like she's trying to hide something.
So, and I'm glad that the cops are actually trying to talk to her and say, is this really worth it?
Yes, sir.
You understand?
You're about to have your window busted out and you're about to be drug out.
There you go.
You've given her a warning.
Because your feelings are obvious.
Oh, now that's illegal.
Marilyn Manson Copyright Strike00:15:22
I think the fuck nothing.
No, unfortunately, they have probable cause at this point to not just extract you from the car, but to search the damn thing, you dumb bitch.
A reasonable search.
I do not agree to any illegal searches of my car.
my person.
I do not. I do not. I do not. I do not. I do not.
There's nothing wrong.
Extract her from the car.
Okay, now she's resisting.
Now she just added a charge of resisting arrest.
There you go.
And whatever else they find in the car.
And there goes the phone.
It's on the.
It's on the ground.
So I guess that's about it.
Anyway, I guess we know how this ends.
But yeah, you know, I'm just trying to let you know if you're going to get yourself in a situation like this, how to deal with it properly and not deal with it like some fucking two-bit fucking hipster cookster like this.
All right.
And I know, Khabib, what's up, Khabib?
You missed a fucking call to prayer earlier, dude.
I know that I've been on this video for a while, but I think a lot of people would actually learn something from the commentary on this and why these guys are justified in breaking open this shit and dragging this old bag down.
So it is what it is.
All right.
All right.
Let's get to the next $20, $20 bucker here.
This one is by Nick Fuentes is a baguette.
They didn't say baguette.
They said the other one.
But Nick Fuentes is a baguette.
And what did you say?
You said, have you seen what Gary Newman has been up to since the cars?
Wait a minute.
Didn't Gary Newman die?
I mean, didn't Gary Newman just die?
Did he die recently of a fucking heart attack?
And wait a minute.
Why are you fucking donating me a fucking Gary Newman video?
I mean, this is obviously going to get fucking copyright struck.
And like I said, folks, if for whatever reason this video is copyright struck on YouTube, this will be on the BitchShoot archive.
And you can find the bitch shoot archive at ghost.report.
Okay, that's the official website of this broadcast, ghost.report, okay?
So here it is.
I'm only going to play the audio.
I'm not going to play the video.
I'm going to go off and on on the video because I don't know how the algorithms go.
But here it is.
Here's the new Gary Newman.
My name is Ruin.
What the fuck kind of shit is that?
What is he trying to be Manson?
Yeah, I could, I mean, he's ripping off Manson big time.
Are you shitting me?
I'm talking about Marilyn Manson.
When they taught me I'm broken.
Oh, my.
I'm young.
I know.
Oh, my God.
When they called me Bruin, I know.
This is what Gary Newman was doing since the cars.
He thinks he's Marilyn Manson.
Look at this.
This is totally Marilyn Manson rip-off.
I mean, whatever happened to here in my car.
I'm getting fucked in the ass and in my habit in my car.
Whatever happened to that shit?
Oh, my God.
This is horrible.
This is fucking horrible.
This is scuffed Marilyn Manson.
And I mean, obviously, not too many people dug this shit.
You know, not too many people dug this shit.
And the reason I'm turning it off and on, folks, is because I'm trying to evade the fucking copyright strike when I'm obviously giving some commentary over the damn video.
All right?
And what is this little girl with the fucking cross on her head?
is all this signifying and look everybody in the chat room is like two out of ten one out of ten Scuffed Marilyn Manson out of ten, you know?
Jesus Christ.
This is garbage, dude.
I mean, I have to say, Gary Newman.
Hold on.
I gotta say, dude, Gary Newman actually made some pretty good fucking music back in the 80s.
And, you know, he was kind of an edgelord, too.
But this is just fucked up, stupid shit.
You know, this is fucked up, stupid shit.
Now, I'm going to continue to play it because Nick Flintace is a baguette, requested this.
But this is scuffed Marilyn Manson if I've ever seen some shit in my life.
My name is Ruin.
I mean, come on, dude.
And this guy died of a heart attack like three years later.
And somebody says they actually like this song.
Are you shitting me?
I mean, you got to be fucking shitting it.
You like this song?
What are you, a scuffed Marilyn Manson fan?
I mean, what the fuck are you talking about at this?
Nice house.
Oh, Newman isn't dead?
I thought he was dead.
I don't know.
After this song, he may should have been dead.
I don't know.
Look, some of these idiots like this stupid shit heads off.
Look at him in the chat.
Look at him.
Oh, God.
And shut up about the Home Depot shit again, dude.
That's starting to piss me off.
This is disgusting.
This is horrible.
This is horrible music.
And look, I'm open-minded when it comes to music, dude.
I listen to a little bit of Marilyn Manson.
This shit sucks.
Hold on, Cannes Abuser.
Can't abuser.
I like the Fear Factory version of cars.
It sounds less baguettish than the Gary Newman version.
Well, I haven't heard it.
I'll have to check it out, dude.
And shut up.
There's no Home Depot theme in this.
My name is Ruin.
I feel like I just got posholed after watching this video.
I feel like somebody's trying to pause my nag-hole with this video.
Alright, I think we get the point.
I think we get the fucking point.
Alright, and that's the end of the video right there.
That's the end of the video.
Everybody like that, huh?
Fucking great.
Fucking great.
Trying to be an edge lord.
All right, get it.
Get this shit out of here.
This was horrible, dude.
That was horrible.
And I'm glad we were able to evade the damn copyright strike.
Der Wicking had a donation and he said, Ghost, since you're a Levayite, I'm not a Leviite asshole.
And we're listening to Scuff Marilyn Manson.
Here's some esoteric history.
Did you know that Marilyn Manson was invited to 6114 California Street to study under him?
Did you see the update from Blade on Bjorn's stream?
Yes, I did.
I did.
No more cigarettes.
I just talked about it.
I have an intake of carbs due to early onset of diabetes, and he's on heart and liver medication.
Holy shit.
In other words, Rip Blade is a bad thing.
He's on heart and liver medication.
I thought that the last time they went to the doctor, him and Casey, he had the heart of a 20-year-old.
It just goes to show you.
Anyway, get well, Blade, and I guess no more fire sales and amputation hype.
Figure it out.
Anyway, Der Wicking, I am very aware that Marilyn Manson was an ordained Reverend by Anton LeVay.
I am absolutely.
You know, as a matter of fact, when he was first on tour in the 1996 album Antichrist Superstar, all his fans referred to him as Reverend Manson.
So, yeah, he is an ordained minister.
As a matter of fact, that little circle of a lightning bolt with an arrow going downward, you know, that little circle with the arrow pointed, that's actually the symbol for the satanic army.
So, yeah, and Marilyn Manson is blatant satanic.
He has not made this a secret.
I mean, this guy is a blatant satanic son of a bitch.
So, yeah, he's been ordained by Anton LeVay, and Anton LeVay has since died.
And as a matter of fact, they said that he was rather shocked to see whatever was in the other side on his deathbed.
I don't know if y'all are familiar with that.
His last words were, oh my God, what have I done?
This is not right.
This is not the way it's supposed to be.
And he fucking died.
Yeah, he fucking died.
Anyway, here's Sheldon Boulette.
Sheldon Boulette requested this and said, this thing, or excuse me, this is more alpha thing a hambone like me has ever done.
Okay.
This is the most alpha thing a hambone like me has ever done.
Okay, let's see what the hell's going on.
What is the most alpha thing that you have done?
Is this you for real?
Is this you?
Hold on, let me make sure.
This looks like him for real.
Are you shitting me?
Is this the real guy or is this just some troll like, you know, trying to be a jerk dick?
Here, Sheldon Boulette here.
Here it is.
The most alpha thing a hambone like me has ever done.
Who is this?
Who is this?
Are you kidding me?
What did you do?
Did you fucking like did you take a fucking like power wheel across a tricycle across America?
Look at that shit.
That's fucking, you know, that's pretty hardcore, dude.
That's pretty hardcore.
Going across country in a goddamn tricycle.
Look at him.
Look at that shit.
Version of cars.
The fear factory version of cars.
All right, I'll take a look at it.
Thank you, Canzabuser.
Cheers to you, by the way.
Is this for real?
Is this the real Sheldon Boulet?
I mean, was this done in America or is this in Canada?
Because I think this is rather dangerous for anybody to do something like this in America.
Somebody, you know, would somebody would do something awful to this person.
That's just the way America is.
I mean, this is hardcore stuff, dude.
This is really you.
Is this the real guy?
I mean, I think this is cool.
I'm not kidding around, man.
Sometimes you need to go out on a solace mission and travel around to kind of find yourself, push yourself to the limits, etc., dude.
And somebody was telling me this is Canadia, so.
So, yeah, I was wondering, you couldn't do this in America, dude.
Somebody would fuck with you.
Somebody would rob you.
Somebody would kill you.
something, dude.
Not bad, dude.
Look at this.
That's not bad, dude.
All right.
If this is the real Sheldon Boulette, cheers to you.
And I'm telling you, more people need to do shit like that, you know, to find some kind of solace, you know, get inspired, you know, try to find out who you are, etc.
Anyway, let's get to the next one.
Thank you, Sheldon Boulette, for sharing that with us.
Let's go ahead and get to Capitalist Chris.
Capitalist Chris requested this and said he eats ass.
I don't know what the fuck that means, but I mean, this is what he said.
He said he eats ass for Christ's sake.
Ah, Jesus Christ, dude.
Stop donating me Adult Swim shit, dude.
These people fucking, these are the assholes that are copyright striking because they think their fucking shitty ass content literally is fucking gold.
All right.
I'm tired of adult swim, dude.
I mean, seriously.
Haven't we already seen this shit?
Starring Tim and Eric.
I mean, we already saw this.
We already saw this shit, dude.
I mean, these fucking assholes are going to copyright strike, and this fucking shit sucks.
This shit fucking sucks.
Any fucking buddy who watches this, I hope you get cancer of a cock.
I'm not fucking around.
It makes me want to fucking puke.
As a matter of fact, give me some more beer for Christ.
Hold on, let me.
All right.
You know what time it is.
It's time for more beer.
Give me some more goddamn beer for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
All right.
Everybody just calm down.
All right.
I'm just getting another beer here.
And there's Khabib Nagamarov.
And Khabib Nagamarov says, Eric Andre, yeah, fuck that guy.
Tim and Eric, Tom Green, etc.
All this scuff, dry-witted anti-humor is the worst shit I've ever seen.
Happy to the world of comedy.
You know, I want to be honest with you, dude.
I agree with Khabib here.
All right.
I fucking hate dry-witted humor.
And anybody who is appreciative of dry-witted humor, you have no humor at all.
All right.
You have no fucking humor at all for fuck's sake.
And yeah, I'm drinking beer at one in the morning on a goddamn Tuesday night, early Wednesday morning.
You want to know why?
Because I can do that.
All right.
I can spill drink on my clothes.
I can do that.
It don't matter because I can buy me some mo.
I can do that.
All right?
I got a picture of your hoe.
I can do that.
She's bent over, showing her booty hoe.
I can do that.
All right?
If you see it, want it, buy it, own it.
All right, that's all I got to say, man.
If you see it, want it, buy it, own it.
All right, who do we got here?
Voltron Master Race Request00:05:18
We got Voltron Master Race requested this one, dude.
All right, I don't know who the hell this is.
He said, Face Mecha now, Transformer Infidels.
So here's Voltron Master Race.
Here it is.
I don't know who the fuck that is.
I've never even heard of that, but let's see what the hell this is.
Voltron Legendary Defender theme song.
What the fuck is this shit?
Netflix features?
Why are you donating some shit with Netflix?
And here's Can's Abuser.
Can't abuser says, before you play the video, be sure to alternate between video and your default feed every few seconds.
It seems to circumvent content ID when you do that.
I know.
That's what I'm trying to do, dude.
Thank you very much for letting me know.
That's what I'm trying to do.
Anyway, Voltron, here it is.
This is Netflix fucking futures.
Did Netflix make a fucking goddamn cartoon?
Is Netflix appealing to you goddamn cartoon fetish sons of bitches too?
Oh, Christ.
Just, I had to belch.
I had to fucking belch.
What is this shit?
Voltron Legend.
What the fuck am I watching?
Is Netflix going anime?
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Fucking Netflix is going fucking anime for Christ's sake, huh?
Let's Netflix Anime and Chill, huh?
Let's Netflix Anime and Chill.
Fucking Netflix, you fucking sellout bastards.
Voltron, legendary defender on Netflix.
Netflix Anime and Chill with your fucking Weebo.
All right, that's an I don't want to fucking listen to this for Christ's sake.
I can't believe this.
Voltron Master Race requested that.
I mean, what are you trying to tell us, huh?
What are you trying to tell us with that goddamn video?
All right, we're trying to crash through these last remaining $20.20 bucker here.
So everybody just bear with us.
Now, we've got somebody by the name of Gas Chews.
All right, C-H-E-U-S, who requested this one and said, God bless Trump MAGA.
Hashtag I hate liberals.
Hashtag Trump2020.
So let's see what Gas Choose requested for a $20 and 20 bucker.
All right.
What did you request?
What did you request?
What the fuck is this?
Oh, man.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on, this may be, this may, hold on just one second.
I just want to make sure this isn't some fucking fucking ass, you know, some prolapsed anus.
You know, I want to make sure that this isn't some disgusting, despicable, fucking goddamn garbage.
So I got to vet the video first before I even play it.
I think we're all good.
All right, here it is.
Cash Gas Chews requested this here.
And let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Ah, you fucking asshole!
Fuck you.
You put the fucking goddamn roosting action anthem on for this shit.
Fuck you, man.
That's the American president.
He could give a shit about Russia, you piece of shit.
How fucking dare you, man?
You're perpetuating the Democrat hoax.
All of you, even if you're trolling about this shit, you're perpetuating the Democrat hoax.
Oh my god, what an asshole.
Who the fuck is Kumi Sanders?
Fuck you, Kumi Sanders.
That's the American president.
That's my president.
And don't you dare besmirch my president again.
This is the greatest American president in American history, and you give him the respect.
You give him the respect that he deserves.
You fucking son of a bitch.
Fucking who the fuck donated that?
Yeah, fuck you.
All right, fucking cash.
I mean, fuck you.
You fucking give my president the respect that he deserves, boy.
Do you understand?
This is the greatest president in American history.
All right?
This is the greatest economic time in American history.
This is the lowest unemployment we've seen in 50 years.
The lowest unemployment for every minority group in this country in American history.
So give Trump respect.
Trump 2020.
It doesn't matter what you anti-American scum Democrats think.
Hey, what is this?
I'm a Kuma.
I'm a Kuma.
Yes, you are.
You know, fuck off, asshole.
I'm not a fucking coomer.
Sharon Cox, you almost made me cry.
It's good to see such a healthy Russian president.
Fuck you.
He's not a fucking go shove it up your ass, dude.
All right, seriously, go shove it up your ass.
Typical Day in the UK00:06:41
All right, let's get to the next goddamn fucking video.
You fucking stupid, milky licking pieces of nipple clamp loving, butt plug up the ass looking, pud pulling, monkey, spanking, squirrel fisting, fart, fragrant, expert, loving, two girls, one anus-loving pieces of pecker chef sucking shit.
You make me sick.
All of you fucking troll terrorists and cyber verdemen.
You fucking make me sick.
I'm over here giving you fucking almost four hours, over four hours of my fucking life.
And I can't get any fucking respect from you, Milky Lickers, dude.
All right, let's get to the next video.
The next video was requested by Emperor Adelegard.
Emperor Adelegard said, a typical day in the UK.
All right.
What is it?
What is a typical day in the UK?
Let's see this.
Let's see a typical day in the UK here.
Hold on.
We got to wait five seconds for an advertisement because it's YouTube, YouTube.
Everybody's doing the YouTube.
All right.
Typical day in London, or excuse me, typical day in the UK, according to Emperor Eldegard.
Go ahead and play this.
What is this?
London Garage, Roger Up.
Go for Garrett.
Terror threat level is now critical.
Possible hostable attackers.
This is a typical day in the UK.
We have snipers in position.
Negative, Sergeant.
Can't unduly alarm the public.
Terrorists know that too, sir.
Garrick, don't turn London into a war zone, fair.
Uh-oh.
Yep, Crystal.
Looks like we're on our own, lads.
We'll end on it.
Let's get it done.
Yeah?
Hey, fair.
What is this?
Typical day in the UK.
White van.
Weapons in view.
That's them.
Savage a Raven.
White van, multiple military H-mails.
Weapons visible.
Move into a set.
Uh-oh, where are they going?
They're going for it.
They're going for it.
White van, left side.
Police, please.
Hold on.
Somebody donate.
Hold on.
Somebody donate another.
Come on, Derwiki.
Chili and Pinochet were mentioned earlier.
This is why Pinochet was based.
He carried on the Prussian tradition.
My family hailed from Prussia prior to coming to the greatest nation on earth.
Start the Rotors.
I can agree to that.
I can agree.
This is the greatest nation on Earth.
Cheers to Derwicking on that.
Hold on, I gotta see the rest of this.
This is supposed to be a typical day in the UK.
Oh!
You know that terrorist acts like this are part and partial with living in the big city.
You know everyone.
I'm Sadiq Khan.
And you know, terrorist acts like this are nothing more than part and partial with living in the big city.
You know, that's what this is.
This is part and partial with living in the big city, folks.
That's a lot of gunfire for an anti-gun fucking country, huh?
This is Pot and Potion of living with the big shit.
I'm serious.
The fucking mayor, just the fucking kebab mayor of the damn London stand has said this.
And that's why every time I see any kind of violence in the UK, specifically London, I always say, you know, this is part and partial who's living in the big city.
Although, this is actually a pretty cool fucking game, it- Is this Call of Duty Modern Warfare?
Really?
This game looks pretty cool.
Yeah, I'm doing a little bit of gaming, by the way.
You know, I've not seen Call of Duty Modern Warfare.
This looks pretty fucking cool, dude.
This is Saber 2.
I mean, is this the graphics?
Is this the graphics of the new Call of Duty?
We need to prevent the war.
There are more civilians in the rifle.
I have no weapons.
I need assistance.
Where's that fire coming from?
It's Saber 2 in the bookstore.
Soldiers, who's civilian to the business?
Oh, it's a console, but PC looks, but do they have PC Call of Duty?
I mean, because seriously, dude, I mean, this doesn't look like that bad of a game.
Let's go cool.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on, what is this?
Who the hell donated?
Sharon Cox bass jackler.
Kill all those race mix.
Ah, dude, come on, dude.
All right, don't, just don't even, don't even do it.
All right, it's on console and PC.
How much is it, dude?
Because this doesn't look like that bad of a game.
I don't know.
I have to give some assessment.
I mean, I'm just looking at the trailer here.
This looks pretty cool, dude.
This doesn't look bad at all.
I like shooter games.
60 bucks?
Oh, shit.
I might buy it, dude.
This is not a bad game.
Is it multiplayer?
You know, is it multiplayer?
Is it, you know, kind of team on team?
How do you play this?
Is it just a first player?
Let me just donate it here.
Who's this?
Emperor Eldegard says, be sure to at least see the last minute.
All right, well, we'll check out the last minute.
All right, it's multiplayer, okay?
So you can, we can, all right, dude.
I'm going to consider taking it out.
I'm not kidding.
All right, let's go to the last minute.
Let's go right here to the last minute here.
Manchester Attack Response00:15:35
All stations, we have a man with a bomb strapped to him.
Keep your distance.
Uh-oh.
I don't want to see my family.
I don't want to see my family.
Let me see if I go.
Uh-oh.
I can't get it.
No time.
Disconnect the blue wire.
Oh, well, Jesus Christ.
There you go, huh?
Oh, that's that's police saving the day.
Everybody, stay calm.
We're gonna get you out of here.
You broke her?
I'm good.
Wow, this ain't bad, dude.
This ain't bad at all.
Police sirens.
And here comes Sadiq Khan coming out.
You know, I know this was a violent episode for everybody in London, but this is Pot and Paul Shoe living in the big city, my friends.
And you just have to accept it.
That's all.
You just have to accept it.
Red Eyes Black Dragon.
Raiden, save Raiden Snake.
All right, that's enough, dude.
All right, we get it.
This shouldn't have happened in the first place, sir.
They sent us in half-assed.
So everyone can just keep pretending we're the old war.
You're like the fucking sentry, guys.
Why have we got our hands tied?
Let's just take the bloody gloves off and fight.
You're damn right.
Take the bloody gloves off and fight.
Come on, let's go have a beer.
Let's go have a beer at the pub, chap.
Don't worry about it.
This is all of the day's work.
All right, that was pretty good, dude.
That was good right there.
Captain Hook, what the hell did you say?
Look here, listen.
Team up with Wings of Redemption.
Help your boy out.
Real talk.
Wings of Redemption is not my boy, dude.
All right.
I mean, look, I want to be honest with you.
I'm not a fan of Wings of Redemption.
I just think he's a fat piece of crap that just sits back and complains all the fucking time about everything.
I think he's a miserable human being.
And I wouldn't fucking help Wings if he was on fire.
I wouldn't take a dirty yellow bubbly piss on him if he was on fire.
I want to be honest with you.
I don't like the guy's personality.
I don't like his history.
All right.
And Darkside Phil, let me tell you something.
I'm a little, I got a little compassion for Darkside Phil.
Now, I know all he talks about is money.
All right.
Unrealistic.
It didn't show the British forces covering in fear.
Oh, it did show the British people holding horns and singing fruity songs about forgetting and letting go.
I remember that, Khabib.
I remember that.
They even have a Call of Duty ghosts.
Oh, is that shit right from Noble Savage?
Jesus Christ.
Hey, I remember what fucking Khabib was talking about, okay?
I used to love that fucking song by Oasis.
You know?
You know, Sally can wait.
It's only too late.
She walks on by.
And no, don't look back with anger.
I heard you say, that's what they fucking said after that one Islamic terrorist ran down people by parliament off that fucking bridge.
Y'all remember that?
The next day, all right, the next day, all these fucking Brit Bongs were out there saying, don't look back with anger.
I heard you say, don't look back with anger.
They just killed your people, you fucking idiots.
I mean, you Brit Bongs allowed these refugees to come in with the hopes of giving them humanitarian aid, and here they are killing you.
And let me see if I can find that.
I'm sorry.
I have to show you that shit.
I have to show you that.
I'm not joking around.
I have to show you that fucking shit.
This is right after, right after they committed a goddamn fucking, right after they committed a fucking terrorist act in London.
This is what they did.
I have to show this.
I'm sorry.
This was after the Manchester terrorist act when this fucking person ran down a bunch of people.
And what is Jackler saying?
Not enough Muslims in the taxis for the footage either.
All right, we get it.
All right.
Look, this is the fucking response of Brit Bongs right after the Manchester terrorist attack.
Watch this.
I got to show you this.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Look at this.
And look at, look at the goosebumps, the amazing moment that Manchester crowds joined together with a woman singing Oasis.
Don't look back with anger right after the Manchester fucking terrorist act, lads.
Listen.
Listen.
fucking fruiters.
I used to love this song until this fucking shit happened.
I mean, this song's a beautiful song until this shit happened.
until they fruited it up!
Pathetic.
Fucking pathetic.
Shitting me.
You've got to be shitting me.
You've got to be shitting me.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I mean, you know, all I was trying to do, okay?
All I was trying to do was show how fucking much cuckold connoisseurs a lot of these folks in the UK were.
And it's obvious.
It's obvious YouTube doesn't want me to fucking show that shit.
All right.
It's obvious that YouTube doesn't want me to show that shit.
So anyway, I was just making a point.
How many more of these damn fucking 20 fucking buckers do I got?
$20, $20.
One, two, fucking, Jesus Christ.
Three, four, five, six, six more, okay?
Six more.
And look, I'm sorry, YouTube.
They're going to be all politically correct and shit.
I was just making a point, YouTube, to show that there is a complete kind of Florence Nightingale type of mental capacity reaction when it comes to the mass terrorist acts that are happening within the UK construct.
And that's simply all I was trying to do.
Fucking piece of shit.
All right, let's move on.
All right.
We've got concubine Tai Sti Tois.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
I don't know what that name is supposed to mean.
All right.
Concubine Ty Stee Tois said this.
Experience the beauty and majesty of Chinese women.
No communist garbage.
All right.
No communist garbage.
Hey, what is this?
Now you've got seven more.
Ah, fucking Tyler, dude.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Thank you for not.
Thank you for just making my fucking night even longer, dude.
All right, here it is.
We're supposed to be seeing the beauty of Chinese women here.
So let's see what the hell this is.
Hold on, what is this shit?
Good.
What the fuck?
What is this shit?
What is it?
Hold on, folks.
I have to vet this fucking shit.
I don't know what the.
Oh my God.
Dude, I can't play this.
I'm not going to play this shit.
you fucking kidding me are you fucking i'm not gonna play this fucking garbage Are you fucking joking?
Hold on, put the PC shot on the background.
This is the same shit I heard on Danielson, fucking Karate Kid 2.
I heard this on Danielson, Karate Kid 2, for Christ's sake.
This has got to be Taiwan.
We do have private property, and fuck you, ghost.
China eats more healthy than a hamburger in a hot dog America, you white slave.
No, look, China doesn't have private property unless you're a part of the communist government.
If you want to be able to reside on property in China, you got to lease it.
And the maximum amount you can lease it is for is 75 years.
So, yeah, take that, Lee Kwang, and take a whiff of this while you're at it.
Take a whiff of that.
All right, folks.
Y'all have piled up the fucking $20, $20.
Never in my life did I think that I was going to fucking up this fucking price.
And you sons of bitches were just going to keep fucking bombarding me with goddamn 20 buckers, dude.
But yeah, you know, that's how you fucking people are, dude.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
All right, we've got a few more of these.
We're going to move on.
And I am going to get to Radio Graffiti, dude.
There's no doubt about it.
I'm getting Radio Graffiti.
I'm not going to skip out of Radio Graffiti.
Noble Savage requested this and said, just got back from a fun Christmas party.
This remix, this is a remix, but fun as fuck.
Cheers, ghost.
And may Bacchus smile upon you, you whino.
Don't call me a whino, dude.
I got drunk off wine runt one time.
All right.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Never thought I'd ever get that way, but it is what it is.
All right, Noble Savage requested this one for a 25 bucker.
So this is supposed to be, ah, good God.
You know, here's Noble Savage with the damn mashups again.
Here he goes with the mashup.
So here we go.
Let's play this.
Now, I hope that this mashup doesn't get me fucking, you know, copyright struck and shit.
So I'm going to kind of go back and forth with a video.
So let's go ahead and play it.
Noble Savage.
Uh-oh.
See that fucking music, white boy.
Wait a minute.
They mix this with Ramstein.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, dude.
You've got to be shitting me.
Why do people do this?
why do people match this shit up are you shitting me ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME DUDE?!
Are you?
You've got to be shitting me.
Fucking in the air.
And where did Metallica come from?
Where the fuck did Metallica come from?
Shut the mother up.
Never a river.
Where the fuck did Metallica come from?
Oh my god Look, people in the chat room saying that this works.
You know, they're saying this fucking works.
Are you serious?
Oh my god.
Well, what does everybody think?
Seriously, everybody's general assessment in the chat room, dude.
What does everybody think here?
Well, look at that, yeah, you got Tyler, 10 out of 10.
It's really good, according to Yehuda.
And Lick Jackler claims he hears fucking Home Depot.
Joshua says, Hail Rhomstein.
I'm a Man Child, says 2 out of 10.
Beach Handler, 7 out of 10.
Fun Time, 7 out of 10.
Jay Venom says it kind of works.
Fruity ass Pettis likes it.
And then Poco Kitty, Home Depot out of 10.
Jesus Christ.
Has Shekels in her closet 10 out of 10.
Parasite 7 out of 10.
Senpai Hentai, 10 out of 10.
Dark Mean Magician Girl, 9 out of 11.
Shut the fuck up.
Jesus fucking Christ. Jesus Christ.
How long is this, dude?
All right, it's about to end.
Good, good.
It was a fucking long-ass mashup.
Noble Savage, you know how to find the mashups, my man.
Old Noble Savage.
Speaking of Noble Savage, that was Macho Man Randy Savage at the end of that shit.
I was giving props to Noble Savage.
Here you got the Macho Man Randy Savage at the end of that shit.
Y'all see that?
All right.
Thank you, Noble Savage.
That was actually a pretty fun song is right.
And everybody in the chat room kind of got they dug it.
They dug it for Christ's sake.
All right.
Who else do we have here, folks?
All right.
And I didn't realize we were going to have this much 20 buckers.
All right.
Li Jang, go back to doing proper work and enter more of your Hodges.
P.S. Chiang Kai-shek is the rightful ruler of China.
Oh, Trump is going to nuke you, Pinko folks.
MacArthur was right.
We should have rolled in after Japanese Reds.
Shang Kai-shek is the true ruler of China.
That's going to make little fucking Lee Kwang a little bit of fucking pissed off in the yang.
All right, let's go ahead and go to the next 20 bucker here, $20, $20.
And it was requested by And 21.
And 21 said, hey, ghost, I recently started writing and producing my own music.
I'd appreciate some criticism or feedback.
I am too broke to buy beats or to hire a sound engineer.
Cheers.
All right.
Well, we'll go ahead and give you our general assessment there.
And 21.
So let's see what kind of music you're fucking doing here.
See this.
All right, now hold on.
Before I play this, this only has five views.
So I've got to vet the goddamn video before I see some disgusting prolapsed anus or, you know, some fucking snake in the hole or whatever.
So please bear with me, folks.
Let me vet this one really fast.
This has got like five views on it.
All right, this has got five views on it.
I think we're good.
I think we're good.
Okay.
So let's see what the hell And 21 has to show for us.
Vetting Jade's Video00:02:37
This is obviously his music.
So let me go ahead and play this.
Everybody ready?
Here it is here.
Let me give it a few here.
Jade looking up at me on the floor, Jake, right?
After the epilogue datyscope for a month or two of her mature, I was able to endure whom an upbeat sound went tall, Jade's mix hotter than a stone.
And, uh... ...he used to craze men, performing like a dancer on stage.
Damn Jade, coming shaded for anything.
I won't forget you.
Love the taste.
Let's see.
What are the basis?
Whatever the argumental colleges parallel with our motor sets of the grid and out of the park as you walk about the suspense second damn great white shark little boyfriend snark.
I know jungle jade eyes which stared solely damn jade.
I know Jada lost for not being done to give in middle in one and more than which actually need that kind of, but the fingers I carry conviction between, and maybe daddy's, will leave you one Mari.
Damn Jade.
Gummy Day is the crazy man performing like a dancer on stage.
Uh, what does everybody think?
Starry night swish or puffing, wanting to lay your head in front of cheery were and uh 21, that was different.
Okay, you know, maybe you're.
You know you're.
You're going into some realms of music that are a little ahead of our time or something.
I think that you kind of need to bring up the vocal game just a little bit, mix it up a little bit better.
But you know, you know it is what it is dude, you know, I mean, you know, keep on trucking.
Okay, very interesting, and thank you for giving me the $20, 20 bucker to kind of hear it and be exposed to it and and all that good stuff.
What Lee Kwang Derwiking is?
Another boy who just wants to talk talk, talk but never show Actions.
All white people are weak and only bark like dog, never action like lion.
Trap Remix of Jingle00:04:05
Dur why can come visit in China?
If you are a big man, come here.
Oh, come on.
Just come here and talk.
Yeah, well, because you can't.
You'll be put in a fucking high chair like that one guy I showed you the other day.
You know, some kind of a bondage high chair where you don't even have access to your limbs and you have the fucking police fucking slapping you in the back of the head, fucking, you know, making fun of you and shit.
Anyway, thank you, Lee Kwang.
And let's move on to the next one.
And by the way, and 21, it's very interesting to say the least.
All right.
All right, Mennards.
Mennards requested this one.
And Mennards said, suck at Home Depot.
All right, whatever the hell that means.
All right, here's Mennards.
What is it?
Mennard's trap remix.
trap remix uh oh Somebody did a damn trap remix to this shit.
I mean, just imagine a black girl dropping it to this.
You know what I mean?
twerking and shit.
Wow.
The trap remix of the Mennards Jingle.
Unbelievable.
I'm telling you, the internet never ceases to amaze me.
The internet never ceases to amaze me.
Unfucking believe.
Fucking trap remix of the Mennards Jingle.
That's great, isn't it?
That's the fucking internet for you.
Anyway, thank you, Mennards, for that.
I'm sure there's a lot of folks that were dropping it like a black girl listening to that.
Let's move on here because I want to get done with these damn $20, $20 here.
This next one was requested by St. Mike the Meme Genie.
Once again, ST Mike the Meme Genie says, Ghost, you have a message from the North Pole, huh?
Oh my god, a message from the North fucking pole.
Are you fucking who the fuck is this?
Put the PC shot on.
Who the fuck is this?
Oh, my God.
Of all the people I need to do videos for, this fat hand bone is not what I wanted on my channel.
Hold on, calm down.
Hold on.
Let me.
Hold on.
I gotta listen to this shit.
White rice, an order of tostones, an order of fried crab sticks.
Oh, no, cans abusers going at Lee Kwang.
Chop, chop, Lee Chang.
I need my food ready, ASAP.
Can't abuser going at the juggular of Lee Kwang.
You base cans abuser.
Hold on.
I gotta hear this.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
Of all the people I need to do videos for, this fat hand bone is not what I wanted on my list.
I mean, just take a look at this boomer.
What a lazy piece of shit he is.
What?
He can't even do a full day's work without faking the rage.
Will people give him money?
He makes me sick.
The fuck you?
I'm not entertaining this wheelchair bound card.
Get me out of here, engineer.
Get me out.
You fucking who the fuck did that, dude?
Who in the fuck did that shit?
Who the fuck did that?
I want you to come clean right now.
Who the fuck did that?
You're a fucking piece of shit, whoever the fuck did that, man.
You're a fucking low-grade piece of dog shit.
You bitch tits, sporting, meat-gazing, autistic, anal-loving piece of feminine penis sucking shit.
Who did that shit?
Give me my fucking drink.
You know, I need more beer for Christ's sake.
I've only had two beers tonight.
It's 1:45 in the morning.
Original Song Critique00:08:05
You know what time it is?
I need more beer.
Jesus Christ, I need to start chugging these sons of bitches, dude.
I need to start chugging them, man.
All right?
Because I want to get a little fucking hammered here before we get to Radio Graffiti.
Because, you know, every time we get to Radio Graffiti, these sons of bitches play these stupid splices, making me say shit I never fucking said.
So anyway, whoever the fuck did that, whoever the fuck did that Santa Claus video, you're a piece of shit.
All right?
You're a fucking piece of garbage.
Oh, Christ.
All right, let me move on, dude.
All right, we got a few more of these damn $20, $20, and then we're going to go on and we're going to do Radio Graffiti, all right?
All right.
And hey, don't worry about my drinking, all right?
I'm just fucking fine.
All right?
I'm not only use me blade.
I don't have ulcerated legs and shit.
All right.
I'm just fine.
So don't worry about me.
I'm a fucking machine.
All right.
I'm a fucking machine.
Take a whiff of that while you're at it.
All right.
Let's move on to the next $20, $20.
And this one was requested by Canz Abuser.
Can't Abuser, he dedicated a $25 to this one.
And he said, before you play the video, be sure to alternate between video and your default feed every few seconds to circumvent content ID.
I get it.
I will do it.
Here it is.
Can't abuser saying that this is Fear Factory version of Cars.
All right, let's go ahead and take a look at this.
Hold on, huh.
Appreciate the honesty.
It is in fact difficult to properly blend the audio with the beat, especially when I have zero knowledge on audio controls.
I'll keep at it.
If anyone else is interested in hearing more, I'm on most music platforms.
Andres Avalos.
Hey, that's pretty good.
And by the way, and 21, you should look into something called Audacity.
And you should be able to fucking program the levels a little bit easier.
It's a free program that you can download and audio edit with.
That's what the fucking most of the trolls use when it comes to audio editing, Audacity.
So just letting you know.
But thank you for sharing that with us.
Can't Abuser, let's take a listen to what Canz Abuser appreciates.
Fear Factory Cars Remix.
All right.
And I'm going to be alternating between the video and the feed here, okay?
I mean, sounds like the original.
Sounds like the original.
Dude, that's a fat bassist.
That beast just has got a fat little face.
I feel safe as to lock all my doors and it's the only way to live.
Ten cars.
Oh my God, there's Gary Newman.
Oh, my God.
So what does everybody think about this version of cars here?
We just watched Gary Newman act like a scuffed Marilyn Manson.
So what does everybody think about this here, huh?
Look, some people like it.
Lead a 10 out of 10 gurwicking.
And shut up.
Stop saying better than Pan Tara, asshole.
Bad remix, fast tempo sucks.
According to Andy Kaufman, we've got Unlisted Ninja 8 out of 10.
Hold on, pause this.
Pause this.
Otto Frederick Warmbier won't be forgotten.
I will be able to do it.
Dude, Derwicking.
Dirt Wicked.
Dude.
Dude, you calm down, dude.
Hey, look, here's Tariq Nasheed.
White people shit out of town.
White people shit out of town.
Lee Chang.
Chop, chop.
I need my choice.
Oh, Red ASAP.
You're the only child.
Hey, look at everybody going at Lee Kwang.
Everybody's going at Lee Chang out here, dude.
Fucking everybody's going at Lee Chang out here.
All right, let's take a listen to the rest of Can's Abuser's song here, all right?
Look at that, scuffed Marilyn Manson, dude.
Come on, Gary Newman.
I mean, you could have reinvented yourself some other way instead of trying to be some stuffed Marilyn Manson, dude.
Yeah, Lee Kwang is getting hit from both ends.
Look at the fat, look at that fat guy.
Look at the fat bases.
He's got a fat little face.
No, that's not him.
Never mind.
The basis of Fear Factor Factory has a fat little face.
Bannon in it, banned, banned in it in cars.
And why are they showing a car accident in this video?
I mean, this is supposed to be a positive song about having a car, dude.
And we have mixed views on this version of the song, by the way.
I'm looking at the chat room.
We got a little mixed version here.
Nothing saved, nothing safe.
Dude, Gary Newman, take your old face off, dude.
Stop acting like you're a fucking stuffed Marilyn Manson.
It's cringy, dude.
It's cringy.
Jesus Christ, it's cringy.
And I want to be honest with you.
This doesn't sound too far off from the original.
I'm a little disappointed that Fear Factory didn't make this like its own version.
You know, it didn't make it like its own sound, its own feel and shit.
And, you know, I have to admit, I mean, you know, I like remakes, but I like it when they're original about remaking their shit.
You know what I mean?
All right.
Thank you very much, Can's Abuser, for that, man.
Cheers to you.
And I do like the song, but, you know, I just think that Fear Factory could have made it their own a little bit better.
You know, they could have been a little bit more original on remixing the song.
All right.
All right.
How many more of these do we got?
I got another one by Der Wicking.
One, two.
Two more.
Two more, baby.
Two more, and then we're going to move on with the rest of the show.
And you know, ghosts, folks, ghost is a fucking machine.
We've been on here for five hours.
And because Ghost is a bad motherfucker, dude.
He's a bad motherfucker.
So anyway, before I get to Der Wickings, I'm going to go ahead and take a shot here because I've only had three beers and I'm not inebriated enough.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I'm trying to get a decent drunken stupor going on here.
So if you please give me a second here.
Let me get a shot.
Give me a fucking shot here.
All right.
I've got a very little amount, probably a little more than two shots of Glenn Morangi 20 years.
And by the way, I'm going to go fucking scotch shopping here probably this weekend.
All right.
Can't abuser said this version was the theme song for Test Drive 6 for the Sega Dreamcast.
I do remember that.
They even had a music video as a part of the game's bonus features.
I do remember that.
But I was a more need for speed guy during that time.
Anyway, let me get this Glenn Moranzi here, aged 20 years.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Clogging Arteries with Vape00:06:59
Not that much.
I always pour myself like massive double and triple shots all the time.
You know what I'm saying?
But anyway, I'm taking advantage of me drinking beer because after the first of the year, no more beer drinking.
I'm only going to be able to drink scotch whiskey and other whiskeys and wine.
I'm going to lay off the beer because the beer, I'm going to be honest with you, it's giving me a little bit of a beer gut.
And I'm going to start working out a little bit and trying to get myself into shape.
You know what I'm saying?
Trying to get the muscles going, try to get ripped a little bit.
What is this?
ghost close-minded peasant food?
this coming from a fat fuck who's never eaten anything beyond a greasy steak or burger that continues to clog up his arteries no that doesn't clog up your arteries you idiot you sound like a self-entitled rich jew calling that delicious soup peasant food It's peasant food.
If I ate that shit, there'd be sand in my teeth.
And secondly, let me be honest with you.
What you're talking about, that doesn't clog your arteries, cheeseburgers, and fucking steaks.
You know what clogs your arteries?
There's a couple of things that clog your arteries.
First off, when you eat table salt, okay?
When you eat table salt, there is glass in table salt, believe it or not.
That's why I only eat sea salt.
Okay?
Because, and iodized sea salt, by the way.
Because table salt has glass in it.
And when people put massive amounts of table salt, it runs through their veins, particularly in their heart.
And the glass that's in there, it goes through the veins and causes scar tissue within the damn heart vessels.
And that's what causes heart attacks.
That's one of the many things, but that's one of the main factors.
Okay.
The second factor to like heart disease and shit is a lack of selenium and magnesium.
If you don't have enough selenium and magnesium in your body, you're going to have fucking heart disease and heart problems.
Okay.
So I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
You're going through the old school food chain where, oh, fat bad, you know, meat bad, meet this, meet that.
Bullshit.
That's why vegans, these people that eat nothing but plants, you know, they're dying in massive amounts of heart attacks and of fucking strokes and of other ailments and shit because your body needs protein.
It needs fat.
I rate Li Chang Chinese takeout slow.
10.
He takes too long to prepare chickens.
Dude, everybody's going at Lee Chang over here for fuck's sake.
Time to get the triad to whip him for shitty service.
And by the way, another thing that causes heart disease is the raise of bad cholesterol.
Now, how do you lower bad cholesterol?
You eat a lot of good cholesterol, which is in eggs.
Eggs is something that has a bunch of good cholesterol, which lowers the triglycerides that causes a lot of cardiovascular trouble.
So look, I'm just trying, I'm not a doctor.
I'm just telling you how I live.
And I take supplements because I know that alcohol, it ruins the gut flora.
And it's harder to break down food in the stomach.
And it's harder for the body to absorb the nutrients in food.
That's why a lot of people who are alcoholics get sick because no matter how much they eat, because they consume alcohol, alcohol actually prohibits the absorption of the nutrients of food.
So you need to supplement those with vitamins.
Going back to Call of Duty here is a mission that stirred up a lot of controversy.
I guess people can't accept this happens in real.
Well, it does, all right?
It does, for Christ's sake.
And by the way, Anarcho-Canadian, fuck you.
You don't know shit.
You're a Canadian bacon idiot.
Cigars don't have formaldehyde, you idiot.
Formaldehyde is in the fucking cigarettes.
As a matter of fact, cigarettes has a whole bunch of different chemicals in it.
That's why I don't advise anybody to smoke cigarettes.
Cigars are nothing but fucking the tobacco plant.
I mean, do you understand that cigars are the most natural form of tobacco that you can, especially hand-rolled cigars, okay?
Because there is no nutrients or any kind of, excuse me, nutrients.
There are no preservatives or any kind of carcinogens or anything like that that are added to the cigar.
Okay?
All right.
The cigar is just natural tobacco leaf.
There is, you know what they do?
The only thing they do to cigars is that they age the leaves that become the filler of the inside of the cigar.
Okay.
So I'm just saying, you know, know what you're saying before you talk shit.
I don't smoke cigarettes.
Okay.
I smoke cigars.
Okay.
No, it doesn't, Anarcho-Canadian, you fucking idiot.
It's a fucking plant.
All they do when it comes to cigars is dry out the tobacco leaf and use it either as a filler, as a wrapper, even dear, or as a watch.
This one is for Lee Chang.
This is what he probably does while watching the ghost show.
Where the fuck is my food?
Dude, why is everybody getting on Lee Kwang all of a sudden, for Christ's sake?
And no, I don't vape.
Are you kidding me?
People are dropping dead of all kinds of weird fucking lung diseases is because vapor.
Okay, first of all, look, who knows what they put in that vape juice?
Okay, first off.
Secondly, vapor is technically liquid.
So as you start fucking inhaling fucking vape, you're providing a moisturized environment for your lungs for fucking all kinds of shit.
You smoke cocks, not cigar.
Yeah, fuck you, asshole, all right?
Fuck you.
I'm just saying, folks, I don't believe in vaping, dude.
Have y'all ever heard of vape lung?
Look up vape lung and you'll understand what I'm talking about, okay?
All right.
I mean, you're inhaling vapor and providing the inside of your lungs a playground for fucking all kinds of shit.
So give me a fucking break.
All right.
Let me take my shot.
Let me continue, dude.
All right.
Hey, cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
It's two o'clock in the moaning out here and it's the holidays.
I do want to say Merry Christmas to everybody out there who's listening.
This is the last remaining days of the decade.
And just imagine 2020 is just around the corner and we're in a whole new decade, baby.
A whole new decade.
So cheers to all you folks that are out there, baby.
Cheers.
That was good stuff.
All right, here we go.
Let's get to the next 20 bucker, a $20 and 20 bucker.
This one was requested by Der Wicking.
Anti-Socialist Pinochet Army00:10:32
Der Wicking said Chili and Pinochet were mentioned earlier.
This is why Pinochet was based.
He carried a Prussian tradition.
My family held from Prussia prior to coming to the greatest nation on earth.
Start your rotors, boys.
All right, let's take a look at what's going on with Der Wicking and Pinochet.
I admire Pinochet, by the way.
All right, here it is.
Put the PC shot on.
Let's go ahead.
Chili's 2018 military parade.
Hold on, what?
What?
Who the hell's donating?
Atlas Corporation.
Atlas Corporation says, dang it, Lee Kwang.
Did you position their egg rolls?
Did you poison their egg rolls or something?
Keep up the good fight.
Atlas Corporation?
Are you shitting me, dude?
All right, go ahead.
Chili's military parade, baby.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
There's something about military marches that are so gangster, dude.
Seriously, I mean, you know what I mean?
It's something about fucking military marches that are so fucking gangster.
You can run, you can hide, you get helicopter rides.
By the way, Pinochet was a capitalist.
Pinochet was a capitalist.
Long live the spirit of Pinochet.
Long live the spirit of Pinochet.
Not even joking around, man.
Long live the spirit of Pinochet.
I might even fucking sell Pinochet shirts, dude.
So much you can run you can hide you get helicopter rides And that goes out to all you commies and all you socialists out there.
You're damn right.
You put the women out there as well.
You put the women out there to war as well, baby.
Go out there and fight.
And who the hell does Lee Kwang, bitch army?
Lee Kwang, bitch army.
What are you talking about?
This is an anti-communist army.
This is an anti-socialist army.
What are you talking about?
Pinochet, baby.
Augusto Pinochet you can run you can hide you get helicopter rides commies
This is pretty cool there, Berwick.
And you've been, you know, you've redeemed yourself with this fucking video.
I'll tell you that.
Long live the spirit of Pinochet.
You know, I think I'm going to do that.
I think I'm going to put up a shirt with Pinochet's face on it, dude.
I'm not even joking.
Damn right.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
What?
Lee Kwang, Chile is filled with midgets and mountains.
Midgets and mountains.
The no match for China.
Even Koreans can beat them.
Dude, get the fuck out of here.
Midgets and mountains, dude.
Fuck off.
Midget, dude, because fucking Latin people happen to be a little bit shorter.
And like Chinese people ain't short.
Like Chinese people ain't short.
Oh, fuck you, Sharon Cox, all right?
I fucking hate Sharon Cox.
I'm telling you that right now.
I fucking hate Sharon Cox.
All right, what are you talking about, man?
Fuck it.
Let me tell you the story about Chile, okay?
All right.
Chile was manipulated by communist propaganda.
All right.
And Allende, who happened to have won the election, needed to be taken out because if he didn't, he would have fucking sold out.
I'm sorry, bro, but fascism is the future.
Grab your tissues.
PLA eat soy rations.
Western soy rations.
I know you think you're fucking on the poor Philippines and you're tough shit, but you'll see soon enough.
Soy rash?
That's the truth, dude.
What are they going to give the damn Chinese when they're out there in the bush, for Christ's sake?
Give them soy rations.
All right.
That's why.
Look, I don't mean to make fun of you if you happen to be Asian.
You know what I'm saying?
No offense.
But that's why.
What?
Damn it, Ree Krang.
I told you to save the rat poison for the Hong Kong activist coming to meet me tomorrow.
Not to waste it all at your stupid capitalist food business.
What the fuck?
What?
Now, Vice Chairman Fried Rice has got something to do with this.
Anyway, listen, that's why many Orientals, not all of them, but many of them, have little wangs.
They have little wangs because, you know, too much soy.
They liked all that fucking soy shit.
You know what I mean?
That's all they fucking eat, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's get to the last two $20, $20 buckers here.
This one is by Tyler225905.
Let's go ahead and see what Tyler had to say here.
Let's see what's up with Tyler.
No way!
Hold on, hold on.
Let me make sure this isn't a fucking like ass or, you know, some snake in the ass, some prolapse anus taking a dunk.
All right.
And here's Lee Kwang.
What the fuck did Lee Kwang say?
Lee Kwang says, you defend Philippines for your ladyboys and cheap beer.
I know you white devils and your fetishes.
The reason I'm laughing is because that's almost true, dude.
I'm sorry.
That's almost, that's almost true.
I'm just saying.
All right.
And not only do they defend the Philippines, they also defend, you know, Thailand because of the same shit, you know?
Pattaya, Pattaya.
Are you helping the Pattaya?
Lady Boy Central.
Unless we ask you to do a math problem, shut your fucking mouth.
Hey, Billy, you know, fuck you, dude.
You know, all you do, Billy, is talk shit to me.
You know that?
You're real tough behind the cyber optically con the fiber optically connected world we call the internet, excuse me.
If we were in real fucking life, I'd whoop your fucking ass into dog meat, you piece of shit.
All right?
I'd shove a fucking boot in your hole.
Fucking idiot.
All right, Tyler225905 requested this.
And I can't believe you did this, Tyler.
Are you fucking shitting me?
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look at it.
Oh, that's all I got to say.
Y'all see that, right?
Play it!
You've got to be shitting me, Tyler.
fuck.
You've got to be shitting me, Tyler.
fucking fuck you gotta be shitting me Tyler you fucking fuck Known from the dawn of time.
Are you shitting me?
Come on.
Oh, this is fucking stupid.
I mean, come on, man.
I can't believe you did that.
Tyler, you know, seriously, dude, are you fucking shitting me?
I mean, you know, and shut up.
Anybody who's laughing at this, fuck you, dude.
All right.
That's not funny.
I'm getting sick of this fucking Home Depot horseshit.
And Jamal Ginsburg.
While you sit on your PC making Fashwave and listening to trailer trash music while jacking off to Black Corn, you're out there breeding your women and producing soldiers.
Dude, that's enough.
All right.
Listen, y'all are going at each other's jugulars here, dude.
All right.
Everybody just calm the fuck down.
All right.
Hey, Jamal Ginsburg, in the words of Martin.
Oh, no, not Martin Luther King, excuse me.
In the words of Rodney King, still, it's a king.
Who gives a shit?
Can we all just get along?
You know, can we all just get along?
Killing Terrorists Realistically00:02:47
Jesus Christ.
Tyler 225905.
I can't believe you did that, dude.
I cannot believe you fucking did that.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, wait a minute.
We got two more.
I didn't realize that.
I thought we had fucking one more.
We've got two more.
This one was requested by Emperor Adelgard.
Emperor Adelgard.
And he said, going back to Call of Duty, here's a mission that stirred up a lot of controversy.
I guess people can't accept that this happens in real life.
So let's go take a look at this.
I'm interested in Call of Duty, by the way.
I've never played the game.
But just taking a look at that one little clip that Emperor Eldegard just played about 10, 15, 20 minutes ago, I'm kind of interested.
All right, let's take a look at another one here.
This is Call of Duty Modern Warfare.
Let's take a look at this.
This is supposed to be a controversial scene here.
And these are good fucking graphics, dude.
Jesus Christ, I mean this is pretty realistic.
I mean, you couldn't get any more realistic than this, dude.
Very interesting.
Very interesting what we have here.
Uh-oh, here they go.
They're going to raid.
They're going to do a raid.
Rob 06 moving in the interior!
Holy shit, they got the bitch!
They got the wife!
Oh, man.
Damn.
Damn.
That's how you kill the terrorist.
That's how you kill the terrorists.
Although, I have to agree with Andy Kaufman.
This does reinforce the police state, which, you know, I mean, if they can just go up in your fucking house like this, that's pretty scary.
But I'm going to be honest with you.
Aimbot in Boston Lockdown00:03:25
I don't think...
Here, let me pause this.
I don't think that, you know, they're going to have this type of military-esque invasion of a home.
Remember, remember that one Boston bomber kid?
Him and his brother had the whole goddamn city of Boston on lockdown.
And all these guys were a bunch of two-bit bombers that were in contact with the FBI, by the way.
And, you know, that were carrying a couple of fucking gats.
I mean, y'all remember that?
Y'all remember when, you know, Boston was in lockdown and all kinds of shit was happening, was fucking martial law and shit because of two fucking idiots?
Huh?
Two fucking idiots.
So I'm just saying.
Just saying.
X-ray down.
Oh, yeah.
Like, yeah, you're going to have that type of instinct.
Two x-rays down.
Copy.
Oh, shit.
Holy shit!
First floor secure.
What is this?
You know, fucking kill-em-all operation?
Shoot to kill?
I mean, whoever the fuck's playing, this guy's got aimbot.
You know?
I fucking hate Aimbot, dude.
I fucking hate Aimbot.
Any of you people that fucking use aimbot, you should be fucking stricken with cancer of the anus.
Get the
fuck out.
Get the fuck out of here, dude.
Floor secure.
What did you do?
No shit!
How big is this place, right?
I hear a baby.
I hear a fucking baby.
Are you gonna kill the baby?
Let's kill it.
Suppocate away.
SHUT THAT KID UP!
Shoot to kill!
First floor, the tank point surgeon.
Somebody in the chat room, Thomas Riley, said this was going to happen when door-to-door gun confiscations start happening.
Remember, the Democrats, the anti-American Democrats, want to confiscate guns.
They're the ones that want to do this shit.
Anybody who is pro-Democrat, anti-American scum.
Chinese Vegetable Prisoners00:15:14
They were going to kill me.
Clear.
Jesus, dude.
Fucking shoot to kill, dude.
Fucking hell.
She was going for buddy Detonay.
Good job, we dropped it in.
We made the right call, sir.
No shit.
I mean, this is, I can understand why this was controversial.
I mean, you know, you're just going into people's houses, killing them, and shooting, you know, popping them in the head and shit.
Unfucking believable.
Unbelievable.
But once again, trying to get us conditioned for the future police state.
And I want all you youngins to recognize that, you know, even though this looks kind of cool, give me a break.
All right.
Billy F. You, I bet that sweat and sour baguette hates Sharon Cox to ghosts.
What the fuck does that mean?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
U.S. military oops, wrong house.
That's not funny, dude.
That's horrible, man.
I mean, that's happened before, and, you know, that's horrible.
That oops, wrong house.
All right, give me my goddamn drink.
All right.
Anyway, we've got one more here.
We have one more video.
And once we do that, we're going to head to Rady Graffiti.
So let me get a drink here.
Good stuff.
Let's go ahead and get to Cannes Abuser.
Can't abuser requested this one.
And he said this one's for Lee Kwang.
This is what he probably does when watching the ghost show.
Where the fuck is my food?
Give me my kung pao chicken, you son of a bitch.
All right, here's Can's abuser.
Says what Lee Kwang does while watching the ghost show.
So let's see what the hell he's talking about.
What is this?
Okay, put the PC shot on.
I can only imagine Chinese combo number five.
All right, I already know.
All right.
Is this?
I haven't even seen this, but this obviously has something to do with Mambo number five, doesn't it?
Hello, welcome to one way kitchen.
I can do your order, please.
I highly recommend the combo number five.
Combo one, two, three, four, five.
Everybody love a Chinese seamo fry from the tiny restaurant around the corner.
So you say you want a wonderful soup bring your order.
Raw duck is a special on this week.
We buy a deep bee called our duck is cheap.
You like echo yachts dice chicken, cowboy, and tonga.
We are all of it done ya.
So what can I get you really?
Oh my god.
Everything is fine in my wood like that dumpling.
Don't just give.
I thought it a little beef and battery, you got me inside.
A little bit vegetable and white eyes.
A little bit of water with me.
A little bit of MSG.
A little bit of vegetable and white rice.
A little bit of raw man, I can't say.
A little bit sent one for one.
A little bit of more cool guy pie.
Hey, I got it in for the ball.
Yeah.
Can I really have it out on you?
That's pretty hard dissed by KM's abuser there, Lee Quang.
I like racial humor.
You know, you know, back in the days, people weren't so uptight about racial humor, dude.
You know?
I mean, I like racial humor.
I don't think anybody should take offense to racial humor.
Seriously.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
It's a joke.
All right.
Just because somebody says something in a comedic fashion against a group of people doesn't mean that, you know, oh, then he's going to shoot up those group of people or any of that shit.
Give me an address, Faggot.
I'll IRL stream me curb stomping your fucking job.
In your fucking dreams, Billy F. You, in your fucking dreams.
Are you shitting me?
You wouldn't fucking have the balls, first of all, to come up to me, and secondly, you'd get your ass curb stomped, all right?
This needs to be seen.
Jesus Christ, Dyrwiki, and I was just done with the last fucking 20 buck or 20.
All right, I'll play that in just a second, dude.
Let me break out some fucking tetrahydrocannabinol or something, all right?
Let me break out some tetrahydrocannabinol, the reefer, the grass, the green, the marijuana, the poo smoke.
All right, where's my pipe?
Here it is.
All right, thank you very much.
All right, here we go.
Man, I gotta fucking call the Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner so I can get myself a pretty good amount of some weaponized marijuana here.
Because I'm running low, baby.
I'm running low here.
So hold on a second.
Let me go ahead and get some of this, some of the good stuff, huh?
Some of the good stuff in my life.
A little bit of vegetable and white rice.
That was funny, dude.
I'm sorry.
All right, that was funny.
A little bit of vegetable and white rice.
All right, here it is.
All right, here it is.
Let me go ahead and smoke some of this.
All right, and then I'll get to der Wickings, and then we're going to go ahead and move on to radio graffiti and all that other good stuff, all right?
All right, anyway, let me go ahead and smoke this.
Cheers to everybody out there, and once again, I am not condoning the consumption of tetrahydrocannabinol.
Oh, look, here's Lee Kwang!
Yes, make all the jokes you can now.
You know, we own your politicians, and we own all the products you consume.
He's right.
All your entertainment and your leaders are in our pockets.
He's right.
Hey, hey, Lee Kwang, but our president is trying to put a stop to that.
All right.
Our president is trying to put a stop to that, for Christ's sake.
All right, let me go ahead and smoke this so we can move on here.
Man, I gotta fucking clean that screen, dude.
And you gotta hold it in.
You gotta hold it and let it hit the brain.
Oh, shit.
Oh, oh, man.
Oh, shit.
Oh, man, that first hit is always a doozy, baby.
All right, give me, I got, I got fucking mucus coming out the orifice.
I need a tissue.
Give me my fucking tissue, dude.
Oh, my God.
I gotta fucking buy more tissues, dude.
I can't believe how much tissue.
I don't know what it is, dude.
I don't know what it is about tetrahydrocannabinol, but it just cleans out the sinuses, dude.
Hey, cans abuser said, my Chinese doorbell goes ching chong.
Now, where's my fucking food, Lee Kwang?
My doorbell goes ching chong.
All right, enough racist jokes, dude.
All right, come on.
We're going to have some social justice warriors come by this broadcast and be like, oh my God, I can't believe you said that racist shit.
I'm turning you into the cyber police.
And I'm going to backtrace it.
And consequences will never be the same.
I can only imagine.
One more.
I got to do one more blow.
Hold on.
All right.
All right.
I think I can breathe through my nostrils here.
All right, we're good.
All right, we're good here.
All right.
Der Wicking requested this one for a $25 bill.
So let's see what Der Wicking is hooking it up with.
He said, this needs to be seen.
Okay, what needs to be seen there, Der Wicking?
And this is the last $20, $20 here.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
And I know this is directed at Lee Kwang and fried rice and all these other pro-Chinese people that listen.
Viewer discretion is advised, folks, okay?
Viewer discretion is advised.
All right?
Oh, my God.
Kill for organs.
Form of evil on the world?
It's never been done by any government in the past.
Organ harvested by China.
Hold on, hold on.
What?
What?
Can's abuser again.
He says, my landlord happens to be Chinese, but hates communism and loves capitalism.
Even he knows what's going on.
Yeah, no shit.
But unfortunately, you've got the Chinese people, the Chinese communist government doing shit like this.
Organ harvesting.
Take a look.
We're going to kill you without any kind of a trial.
And we're going to sell your vital organ parts.
An individual from the United States or Canada, for example, could anticipate undergoing transplantation on a specified date.
It's a crime against humanity.
It's abhorrent.
And it needs to stop.
And you see, this is why Hong Kong is fighting against the totalitarianism of the Chinese government.
Because once you're convicted of a crime and you're sentenced to death, your fucking organs are harvested, boy.
And that's why, and pause this.
That's why the Chinese have such a stronghold over Tibet.
Remember in the 90s, everybody was all free Taipei, free Taipei.
Remember fucking Richard Gere?
He fucking had the Dalai Lama come to New York and shit.
Free Taipei, free Taipei.
Remember Brad Pitt?
The people saying I am Jew for saying we will take over your country.
You are idiot.
Oh, geez.
You think Jewish people work?
Jews do not understand what work is, but China knows and provides.
Oh, my God.
We will buy their land too.
Jews are for sale, just like you white pig.
I don't know what that's supposed to mean.
Anyway, let's play a little bit of this.
I'm going to take it off and get some graphic.
And you're going to get a liver transplant during the three weeks you were there.
Then that means someone is going to go schedule an execution, blood type and tissue type, the potential execute, and have them ready to go before you need to leave.
Starting at the end of 1999, the number of transplants taking place just exploded.
China carries out more organ transplant surgeries than any country besides the United States.
But unlike other countries, China has no effective organ donation program.
That's because culturally, Chinese people believe the body must stay intact even after death.
China's Deputy Minister of Health, Huang Jaifu, has suggested that there are 7,000 transplants every year from the deceased, and that more than 90% come from executed prisoners.
What did I tell you?
Executive prisoners.
90% of the fucking people that are being harvested for their organs are prisoners.
And not to mention, I wonder if they're going to talk about Tibet.
We're all the Buddhists who cleanse their bodies, who keep themselves pure and good shape and shit like that, meditate all day.
I mean, those are the perfect candidates.
That's why they always go into Tibet and try to arrest a bunch of Tibetan monks so that they could sell these sons of bitches.
This is what the fucking Chinese are doing.
And I'm telling you all right now, you people need to recognize that if we don't show a legitimate opposition to the Chinese, this is what's going to happen to all of us soon.
Fine, all of us.
But Amnesty International's estimate is about 1700.
Come on, we got somebody donating here.
Li Chang, shut the fuck up and get back to the kitchen and make us Chinese food before I get the Chinese secret police to harvest your organs for being a bloody useless imbecile.
It's been over an hour and I still haven't gotten my order yet.
Yeah, no shit, you know?
And by the way, it may be fucking leftover organs with almost 17 criminals and no effective donation system.
Where do the rest of the organs come from?
They come from political prisoners.
They come from Tibet people.
Zhao Xiu-Huan was put in a Chinese labor camp because she practices Falun Gong.
Hold on, let's go back.
Did you see the soullessness in this person's eyes?
Oh my God, look at that.
That's after going into a fucking labor camp.
All right, look at that.
Look at that.
We estimate that in the period between 2000 and 2005, there are 41,500 transplants which have no other explained source.
I'm absolutely convinced that over a long period from 1999 onwards, organ harvesting from prisoners has been taken place, especially with Falun Gong.
Jesus Christ, dude, this is unbelievable.
I mean, I wonder if Joe Biden and the Democrats are okay with this.
Hey, pause this.
Pause this.
This is why Trump is taking it right to China.
This is why Trump is renegotiating the trade deal.
This is why Trump is standing against China when it comes to Hong Kong.
We've never had a president stand up to China.
On the contrary, all, if not most, of our fucking Washington, D.C. establishment institutional assholes have been fucking given money by China.
You know, you know, the first American president to sell out to China?
Bill Clinton.
Bill Clinton used to rent out the Lincoln bedroom in the White House to Chinese donors.
Did y'all know that shit?
Look up China Lincoln Bedroom Clinton and you'll see what I'm talking about.
All right.
And by the way, Bill Clinton also allowed a Chinese spy to be a part of the Los Alamos nuclear facilities, which are classified, but allowed this fucking Chinese spy to go in there.
This is all fake propaganda and lies.
Come on happily give up their organs for the betterment of China something you white slaves will never Oh, oh, he's trying to China will never fail he's trying Trying to say this is voluntary.
Racism Against Tibetans00:15:14
I mean, we're clearly watching people who are interviewed from China that weren't voluntarily wanting to give up their fucking organs.
And by the way, I also want to tell y'all this.
I don't advise you people, as a matter of fact, I strongly advise you people to not be organ donors either.
Okay?
Because if you happen to be in a hospital, if you want my opinion, okay, if you happen to be in a hospital and you're an organ donor, the probability of you conveniently dying in the hospital is way higher than if you don't.
Okay?
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Play it.
Doctors would come into the camps.
They would look in their eyes.
Who the fuck donated this shit?
I only have one thing to say to CANS.
Dude, all right, look, stop this shit.
All right, look, stop the pissing contest here, all right?
And they were the only one who's not.
Stop the pissing contest.
In 2006, two Canadians, international human rights lawyer David Matis and former Secretary of State for Asia Pacific David Kilgore, started to investigate allegations of forced organ harvesting in China.
They found at least 52 points of circumstantial evidence, including websites of Chinese hospitals offering matching organs in less than a week.
Jesus Christ.
It's just not possible unless you have an unlimited source of organs.
And these are people who are alive.
We're talking about live donors.
The actual transplant surgery itself was the form of execution.
These were living people that were killed for their organs.
Makes you think of some grotesque restaurant where you go in and you pick your lobster in a tank.
But these are human beings we're talking about.
The military's making money off of it.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Hospitals are making money off of it.
I mean, this is open.
And we talk about money.
We're talking about a multi-million dollar operation.
You're damn right.
You're damn right.
Look at this.
I'm going to pause this.
A kidney, $62,000.
A new liver, $98,000 to $130,000.
A lung, $150,000 to $170,000.
A heart, $130,000 to $160,000.
A cornea, $30,000.
Unfucking believable.
Journalist and author Ethan Gutman decided to carry out his own independent investigation.
Oh, my God.
Hold on, hold on.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Or take the P. Lee Kwang again.
Lee Kwang says Americans will believe anything about China but deny their own government doing much worse, you fucking white pigs.
You know, you do have a little bit of a point there, but I mean, we're not organ harvesting over here.
At least I hope not.
Let's put it that way.
Although there's been some allegations as it relates to the Clinton Foundation with, I believe, certain hospitals like John Hopkins and Haiti.
And that's all I'm going to say.
I'm just going to leave you all with breadcrumbs, but it's not to say that organ harvesting isn't happening amongst our political elites either.
Let's just put it that way.
All right.
Isn't it convenient that Lee Chang happens to live in Chinatown?
Hey, Lee Chang, if you're such a tough guy, come meet me at Grand Street on the BD platform.
Oh, dude, come on.
All right.
Listen.
No.
You can't.
No, Cairns abuser.
We're not doing that, dude.
Don't meet this guy and fucking have a fight and shit.
No, no, no.
We're not doing that shit.
Seriously, man.
Do not stop.
Stop.
I'll end the fucking show right now if y'all are going to go this direction.
And how the fuck do you know if Lee Kwang lives in Chinatown?
Dude, enough of the doxing.
Enough of this fucking drama.
Save the drama for Obama, man.
Jesus Christ.
I'm only going to play a couple of more minutes of this.
Witnesses of disappearance.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
Come on.
Entire prison wards, which had been emptied out.
And the signs began to look like something much, much bigger.
Like Tibetans in-house Christians, millions of Falun Gong practitioners are being persecuted in China for their beliefs.
In 1999, Communist Party leader Jiang Zemin issued orders to break them financially, ruin their reputation and destroy them.
Oh my God, dude, this is just horrible.
And what is this?
Lee Kwang.
What, Lee Kwang?
You keep babies alive and harvest their organs.
What's the difference?
Oh, my God.
You see, now, Lee Kwang is not wrong.
Remember, there was an expose about this, and the guy who exposed it got charged.
Can you believe that?
Y'all remember they had these Planned Parenthood jerk-offs on camera laughing about, hey, I need to pay for my Ferrari.
And what we do is when we suck the baby out of the uterus pipe of the mama, we make sure to keep it alive long enough so I can sell whatever we can of the fetal tissues and any of the damn organs, etc.
So, you know, Lee Kwang is not wrong, okay?
Lee Kwang is not wrong.
Since then, thousands of Falun Gong practitioners have disappeared without a trace.
What happened to the disappeared?
As far as we know, they're still there in these camps.
Many of them had killed through organ harvesting, but the rest are still there.
And they're the organ data bank for China.
Why don't you talk about the Tibetans?
Talk about the Tai Bench.
All right.
If y'all want to see the rest of this, there it is.
There's the channel.
Okay, but what about the Tibetan people, okay?
I mean, come on, man.
Anyway, thank you very much, Der Wicking, for exposing us to that, because I think there's a lot of people that need to be exposed to that did not know that this is how China operates.
Now, Lee Kwang obviously donated a $20, $20 to rebuke what Der Wicking has just exposed us to.
So Lee Kwang said, I only have one thing to say to Cannes abusers.
Just play it, dude.
Just play it.
Aloha!
Life is nice out of the corner.
But then.
Hey, shut up.
I didn't find this funny, dude.
Okay, shut up.
The Mexicans are just the same.
They're normal people.
They rock okay.
Here from the rainforest that we stole from Mexico.
They all can read.
They like to read great works of literature.
This is horribly racist.
No.
This is horribly racist.
Make some bitches and the holes take off their clothes.
Oh my god! Don't pause this shit!
What is this?
Dude, hold on.
Here's Can's Abuser.
Unironically, I find actually find this video hilarious.
Unlike Lee Kwang, I can actually take a joke.
We all need to laugh at ourselves every now and then.
I'm having a beer to this.
I want to be honest with you.
This is pretty fucking racist, dude.
All right.
This is pretty fucking racist.
Hey, hold on.
If you don't hear from Rikrang for a few days, it means I sent him on an all expenses paid vacation to Cuba.
We are definitely not harvesting his organs, and whoever says that is a capitarist pig.
A capitalist, a capitarist?
A fucking capitarist.
Yeah, thanks, Fried Chairman, Fried Rice, or whatever the fuck your name is.
A capitarist.
Now Charlie Ray was kind of gay.
I don't even like Jack Black.
Well, he's okay, but overrated.
Yeah, Jack Black sucks a cockwood.
All right, what the fuck?
You stop donating this shit, man.
For the previous one, I used some video visualizer, and maybe that's why the audio was low.
Anyhow, some feedback on this one would be appreciated.
All right, all right, dude, no more donating.
Seriously, it's getting fucking late now.
All right, it's getting fucking late now.
Stop the shit.
Alejandro, Verizu, Javier.
Now you can see my feet for Revolucion in Argentina in Nicaragua and Puerto Rico.
You know the thing they put a truck to make their shits look brand new.
Yeah, well, the thing it has a name, it is Barno.
The Mexicans are no different than other types of people.
Jesus fucking something for you to watch ghost play it all its three minutes.
It involves three things you hate ghosts.
Hey, Pet Mexican.
Fuck you.
National Socialism.
Fuck you unless you pay the rest of the fucking money.
Also, fuck you, Lee Q Lang, for that.
Pet Mexican.
You fucking dumb shithead.
It's $20 and 20 buckers now, dude.
I'm not a fucking flea market where you can bargain with me and haggle with me, you dick.
And what is this?
Can't abuser at my local taco truck.
My fellow Mexicans are having a good laugh at this.
Having tacos and beer while watching the ghost show.
All right.
I'm playing it.
I'm playing a little more of this.
Don't donate.
Nobody donate anymore, okay?
And by the way, hey, I'm not going to play that pet Mexican unless you fucking, you know, give me the fucking $20 and $20.
All right?
Can't you live in disgusting hoarder house?
We have seen your pictures and you need to clean your house and dust it off.
You are like a dirty scavenger and you have fat ape hands.
But Mexicans always hate themselves.
Only blacks and whites are proud of them.
Can y'all stop, dude?
Seriously, man, can you fucking stop?
Please, can you fucking stop?
Jesus Christ.
And listen, listen, everybody's like, oh, well, it's only $1.54 more.
You don't understand, okay?
The pet Mexican does this shit all the time.
All right?
Like, hey, look, let me tell you, I only got $18.66.
Hey, what is this?
Did you donate your balls, Lee Chang?
All right, dude.
Look, everybody stop.
All right.
Everybody, it's getting fucking late.
Everybody stop.
And by the way, Pet Mexican, either you donate another two buck or I'm not playing that shit.
It says it in the damn chat room.
I've said it throughout the whole fucking show.
It says it in the goddamn description.
$20.20 is when I'll play a video.
Remember, for them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
This ain't no goddamn flea market, you fucking piece of shit.
Jesus Christ.
Taquitor.
20 seconds in the middle.
Taquitos suck.
Taquitos fucking suck.
I'm a cringo.
Let's play bingo taquito.
With the latroys and back in some people heroin.
Oh, all right.
I've had enough of this shit.
All right.
It's almost done.
Good.
Lee Kwang.
Lee Kwang dedicated this to Cannes abuser.
So, you know, it is what it is.
All right.
And wait a minute.
Hey, Pet Mexican.
You see, this is why you need to get an education and know English.
All right.
You know, do hablo inglais, Puto, okay?
Do Nintendo, Puto?
All right, you need to know English.
It says it.
I've been saying it.
I've been saying I was going to raise this for a long time.
This isn't the fucking flea market.
All right.
I'm not some dumb fucking idiot trying to sell you some like fake fucking fucking six by nine speaker called Fioneer.
Fucking asshole.
All right.
Sorry, folks.
We're going to get to the next one here.
And don't donate.
Everybody, please.
I'm serious.
I am not trying to use any kind of Talmudic reverse psychology or anything of that nature.
I'm telling you all, all right?
There's Sharon Cox.
Shout out to Spermy.
Yeah, fuck you, asshole.
No more donos, okay?
I'd like to get to the fucking radio graffiti, and then I'd like to get the fuck out, okay?
I'd like to get the fuck out of here.
All right.
I've been on for six hours already, dude.
Six hours straight.
I haven't even taken a fucking break.
I haven't even taken a fucking break.
So listen, don't fucking donate, you stupid fucking shitheads.
How you like that shit?
Don't donate, you fucking shitheads.
All right, here it is.
Time Traveling Snakes00:11:43
And 21.
And what is this?
Can't, hey, even Ghost Embraces is Inner Mexican.
Ariba, Ariba.
Ghost is the type of Tex-Mex who wouldn't mind.
I might, I wouldn't mind having a beer with.
Well, I like Tex-Mex food, okay?
I think Taquitos suck a cockwood.
I like tacos with flour tortillas.
And Fagitas is the meat.
You know, Fejita tacos, you know?
Chicken or beef, as long as they're fucking spiced right.
You know what I mean?
Uh, they have something out here called Cogne di Sada, Carnegie Sada.
That's some good shit.
Uh, so yeah, I mean, you know, fuck fuck taquitos and burritos and all that fucking Baja Mexico bullshit.
All right, this is Tex-Mex, boy.
All right, we've got and uh 21 who wants us to hear his uh videos again here.
Uh, so dude, I can't keep doing this, dude.
I'm serious.
I can't.
I listen, I cannot keep doing this and then do radio graffiti.
I can't, I can't, dude.
I'm telling you all to stop, you fucking unappreciative fucking sh dickholes.
All right, here it is.
And uh, 21 requested this one here.
And look, he's got a whole bunch of them.
He wants us to critique this song of his here.
Showboat.
Hilarious.
Bragging that you've been tapping without ready was clapping.
Marriage didn't stop her.
If divorce will keep her coming for more.
Proud of her threesome.
Only feeding her kink, and yet you're playing along.
Preferred to go solo with me.
Had her under that lust spell.
Pretty clear.
You don't please enough.
Tag team, therefore need it.
So only speak when you're capable of getting her to yourself.
What does everybody think?
I don't got a showboat.
Legs already spread before you.
Hair, pulled by me first.
Keep being unsure of yourself.
She'll remember me, the humble buddy.
You started off as cuddle buddies.
Once you gave it up, ASAP to me.
Macho with your friends.
Yeah, ain't shit.
When a lump can't lead so get going.
Always see your post and hit my line.
Yeah, you conquered that pussy all right.
Chain around her neck to gratify.
Only way she'll be finishing tonight.
Fingerplay ain't shit.
Maybe she don't fuck with me in the present.
But her past and future hop the spot for her calorie burning sessions.
Even has my contact on speed dial.
Better make her stay a while or she'll come to daddy for the desire to get wet.
Bet I'll do it with ease.
Matter of seconds unlike you in hours, you fucking coward.
Okay.
All right.
So, what does everybody think about this?
This is a little bit of and 21 requested this one here and he said he wanted a little bit of a critique.
What does everybody think?
I mean, I think that this is original.
You know, this is somewhat original, to say the least.
All right.
Anyway, let me get to what is this?
EBZ is legit better.
Also, ghosts, just skip radio graffiti, brother.
No one would mind.
Well, you know, I don't like doing that, dude, but people keep fucking, you know, donating, dude.
I don't want to fucking.
I mean, I don't want to let people down.
All right.
I don't want to let my people down.
All right.
These are my people out here, and I love you guys.
Even if you hate me, I love you guys, man.
So anyway, let me get to iGas Choose.
All right.
Let me get to IGAS Choose here.
He requested this one here, and I don't know what the hell this is.
But everybody, all right, the pet Mexican, thank you.
Here's play the rest of my video, you shekel grubber.
Okay, thanks a lot, pet Mexican.
All right.
All right.
I'm just saying, all right.
I'm just saying.
I mean, the rules apply to everybody.
All right.
I'll play yours next, pet Mexican.
Thank you.
All right.
This one is by iGas Choose.
That's C-H-E-W-S.
Okay, that's what that is.
What the hell is this?
You got that epic.
fuck is this shit?
This has got 7.8 million hits.
why but wait a minute isn't this like a fucking dance song
This sucks, I'm sorry, this sucks a cockwood, all right, I mean, the whole reason this works is because it's a little dance song and you know when they brought in that fucking Brazilian man, ass idiot, in this fucking video.
All right, I'm done with this shit, dude.
All right oh dude listen, stop donating.
Seriously, I'm getting tired of this shit.
I'm fucking.
I've been up here for fucking six hours and 15 minutes and I'm tired.
I'm getting fucking tired of this shit.
This is like torture.
All right, this is the kind of shit that they do to terrorists in Guantanamo Bay is to subject them to fucking dumb shit like this, and I think I'm at my breaking point at this point dude, and I need more beer.
Give me another fucking beer while I'm watching this fucking pseudo homo erotic bullshit.
Jesus Christ, and even incorporated fucking Ricardo Milos.
I mean Jesus, Fucking Christ, give me another beer.
Jesus Christ, why are you showing us your bitch tits?
We don't want to see your bitch tits, I mean.
And, by the way, hold on, I'll tell you after this is over.
Did y'all see EBZ's bitch tits.
What the fuck is EBZ eating to have bitch tits?
Did y'all see that he ain't eating no protein?
He's eating all those fucking soups and fucking all that oriental shit.
I think we've had enough of this.
All right, I guess I gotta play it to the end.
It's a three-minute song, right?
Jesus Christ.
All right, that's great.
All right, I'm very proud of you.
All right, I'm very proud of you, for Christ's sake.
All right.
Thank you, pet Mexican.
I appreciate it and you know you're not haggling me like some fucking Mexican in the flea market.
I appreciate it.
The pet Pet Mexican said, here's something for you to watch.
Ghost play it all three minutes.
It involves three things you hate, ghosts, autism cartoons, and national socialism, and your favorite snakes.
All right, dude, this better not.
This better not be some bullshit, fucking like, you know, perverted garbage.
All right.
I'm telling you right now, this, hold on.
I got to vet this shit.
Hold on.
I'm sorry.
I got to vet this shit.
I don't trust the pet Mexican, dude.
I don't trust any of you people, let alone the pet Mexican.
All right, I think we're okay.
At least I hope so.
All right, here it is.
The pet Mexican requested this, and thank you for hooking it up, even though you're calling me a shekel grubber.
Here is the pet Mexican, our favorite, our favorite Mexican.
Let's go ahead and play it.
This is his $20, $20 bill here.
What is this?
Wait a minute, Rick and hold on, hold on.
Rick and Morty asshole.
Rick and fucking Morty, for Christ's sake.
I want to be copyright struck for this, you fucking idiot.
Stop donating me adult swim garbage, okay?
For fuck's sake, man.
I'm gonna have to like cut in and out of the feed so I can fucking play this.
They're not even a quarter of the way through making it.
I'm gonna have to invent it for them.
I don't know snake math.
I didn't want to have to do this.
All right.
What's going on?
What are you doing?
Hey, you know what?
I want to be honest with you, dude.
All right.
I want to be honest with you, okay?
I watched a couple, and I'm going to play the rest of this, but I watched a couple of episodes of Rick and Morty, and you're talking about fucking severely mental retardation.
That's all I got to say.
And then with the Seshuan sauce bullshit happened, that just goes to show you how fucking bad we are in Man Child America.
Even more to your f up.
Hey, assholes.
Hey, man, you, you okay?
No, but f you.
What?
Screw you.
Here.
Come on, was it really that hard?
What do you think?
Come on, Morty.
Man, I wonder why I had a black eye.
Morty, shut the up and put these on.
The fuck is a snake?
A fucking snake?
Okay, so what?
A fucking snake?
Everything they need to create snake time travel.
And they're getting it in 1985, snake time.
Now they're going to do it.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
This is.
Hold on.
Tyva, pause it.
This has got to be fucking meme magic, dude.
I mean, when the hell did they fucking do this episode?
Did they do this episode this year or something?
Snake time travel?
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Snake fucking time travel.
And then what?
We're removing ourselves from this sloppy up story and letting snake time travel eat its own tail.
Snake time travel, dude.
Oh my god.
Hey, what is this?
1865?
we got a snake that's fucking Abraham Lincoln snake time travel dude no no A Nazi.
Oh, now there's Nazi snakes.
Now there's Nazi snakes.
Oh, that's great.
Hey, look, there's a Hitler snake.
Fucking he's seeing highlight with his rattler.
Hey, what are you gonna go into the fucking tub and you know, get a little fucking freaky?
Huh?
You're gonna fucking, you know.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, my God.
Time traveling snakes.
Time fucking traveling fucking snakes.
Unfucking believable.
Oh, my God.
Dimensional time cop headquarters.
And these are the time cops.
Time travel.
They did what?
Some fucking disgusting blobs.
Nazi Snake Propaganda00:12:17
I'm on it.
We got a 1051 on a goddamn snake planet.
Don't look at me.
I'm afraid of snakes.
I'm afraid of snakes.
Bulls***.
You afraid of work?
That's what you're afraid of.
All right.
All right.
Let's go take care of this.
Oh, look at you.
You a smart snake, huh?
You using tools now, huh?
Those tools got to turn into you manipulating the fabric of shit.
Get over here, motherfucker.
I think you do it, dude.
Are you shitting me?
All right, dude.
This is, yeah, this is mental retardation if I've ever seen it in my life.
All right.
All right.
Thank you very much.
They're the pet Mexican.
I appreciate it.
All right.
Now, thank God we are finished with the goddamn fucking videos finally.
Look, I want to be honest with you.
I am majorly disappointed that I have been subjected to more videos than I would have had I just kept the fucking price the same.
You know that?
Had I just kept the fucking price the same, I probably wouldn't have had so many fucking videos out here.
I'm not even fucking joking.
All right.
Anyway, look, I'm going to get to some quick shout-outs here, and then we're going to do a little bit of radio graffiti, and then I'm getting the fuck out of here, okay?
I mean, I've been here for fucking six hours and 20 minutes.
All right, and I hope you fucking goddamn idiots appreciate it, all right?
I hope that you all fucking appreciate it.
All right, here we are.
All right, and if you want to know where to do the shout-outs or where I'm doing the shout out, put the PC shout on.
All right, here's the damn website address.
You type that in your browser right there: ghost.report.
All right.
HTTP, you know, colon/slash/slash ghost.report.
And we're going to go ahead and hook it up, dude, because I owe everybody.
You know, I owe the shout-out people.
I owe the fucking rated graffiti people.
And you are my people.
So, you know, it is what it is.
All right.
So here we go.
Shout outs poster.
And by the way, before I get to this, go to ghost.report and fuck Thomas J. Henry, by the way.
I hate this fucking guy.
This is the same cocksucker.
And listen, I'm not saying, I'm not confirming or denying that I know this idiot, but this guy is literally the elite of San Antonio, a fucking ambulance chaser lawyer.
Okay.
This is the same guy, this fucking idiot.
This is the same guy that gave his daughter a $3 million Kin Signera.
Now, if you're not familiar with a Kinsiniera, it is basically like a Sweet 16, but for 15 years of age, okay?
$3 million.
So fuck Thomas J. Henry, dude.
And I don't care if you are advertising on my shit.
Fuck you.
All right.
Anyway, let me move on here.
He's a fucking ambulance chaser, dude.
I do not respect lawyers that are flaunting their money around like that.
All right.
You're a fucking piece of shit lawyer.
You're a scumbag.
All right.
I fucking hate fucking lawyers that throw their money around like, yeah, look at me.
You fucking extorted that money out of somebody, you fucking dick.
Anyway, once I like I was saying, ghost.report, you click ghost forum, sign up to the ghost forum, and then you can be a part of the shout outs, okay?
All right, here we go.
Shout outs poster, flaming creations.
Hey, ghost, you have told us what your favorite Christmas song is, but do you have a favorite Christmas movie?
Absolutely.
Fuck it.
It's a wonderful life.
It's a wonderful life and the ref.
Okay.
I like it's a wonderful life because it's a very heartfelt movie.
I want to be honest with you.
I'm not trying to be a fucking baguette or anything.
But sometimes I shed a couple of tears when I'm watching It's a Wonderful Life.
And the ref, I like it because it's a cynical movie about Christmas.
And I used to like Dennis Leary before he became a fucking social justice warrior pansy ass.
But those are my two favorite movies I like to watch during Christmas time.
All right, I'm not even joking.
Kosher Ghost fan.
You fucking get this fucking guy out of here.
You know, I'm banning whoever the fucking Kosher Ghost fan is.
And who the hell is this?
All furries are man children.
GX Ghost made a drawing of Mr. Fortune cookie, but also rediscovered some of my drawings from ages past.
The bottom two are inspired off another artist.
Cheers.
Is that supposed to be Mr. Fortune Cookie right here?
And I don't know what the hell is this supposed to be?
What the hell is that supposed to be?
I don't know what that, you know, you have a very, look, I'm not saying your drawings suck because they don't, but they're just they're peculiar.
They're, you know, they're different.
You know, it's like and 21's music.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, what the hell is this?
Anal sausages.
Hey, Ghost, you should help me get booked in San Hambonio so we can get drunk, huff paint, and get into a bar fight.
What do you mean?
Get what is that you, dude?
Is that you showing off like you're bussy or something?
And by the way, Chevis Regal 12 years, that's your typical fucking Chevis Regal, all right?
We've got Bob Tom, GX.
What's up, Ghost?
I've lived where I live.
We've got two days straight of snow recently.
It was a pain to shovel snow, but it looked beautiful.
All right, let's take a look at this.
No shit.
That's actually pretty good.
That's your backyard, dude.
That's fucking gangster, dude.
That looks nice.
Yeah, that looks nice, dude.
It's a fucking nice fucking winter Christmas, dude.
That's fucking beautiful.
All right.
And what the fuck?
Wait a minute.
What the fuck is this?
You know, after I give you a compliment and shit, there's Mike Koch.
What's up, GX?
I've come to the conclusion that Vermin Supreme would have been a better chance of becoming president than any of the current Democratic candidates.
I can concur with that, Mike Koch.
Suck Duck for Quack.
Hey, Ghost, since I can no longer drink alcohol due to my parole, okay?
I raise my glass to you in Red Dead Online.
Because of your advice in financing, in the game, I have become a tremendously rich moonshiner and disguised, or excuse me, a distinguished fur trader.
Sorry.
All the bitches in the game want me now.
I'm rolling in endless e-pussy.
That's great.
Is this you?
That's great.
I hope that you're getting decent finger-banging sessions, dude.
We got Gizmo 2046 GX.
Have a good show.
Thank you there, Gizmo.
We got Tijuana G. Look at Tijuana Genius there.
He's got what I got.
A little bit of Stella Artos with the Stella Artos glass.
Tijuana Genius.
Subghost had a really productive summer, or excuse me, December so far.
Enjoying some Stella Artos more beer.
Look at that.
That's beautiful, dude.
Thank you very much, Tijuana Genius.
I appreciate you, man.
No bullshit.
All right, let's see what else we got here.
We've got Captain Hook, A Ghost GX.
Here's some mild tribal nudity.
Oh, you fuck, dude.
That's racist, dude.
All right.
Mr. Negie Generation 7, GX and SCO!
Look at Bjorn.
Look at a drunkard Bjorn.
I'm telling you, I'd love to have a beer with Bjorn, dude.
I think he's a cool guy.
Caught myself laughing.
Was going to troll, but I found this picture of Ghost dressing up as Santa, spending a time with his black son.
Look at the nervous Santa.
Look at how nervous this guy is.
Is he going to take my red wallet?
We got Raptor Age 76 GX Ghost.
It's been a while since I've been active on the forums.
I was busy.
That's all good.
Anyways, made some art on paper a few weeks ago.
This describes you.
Cheers.
What the hell is this?
Let's take a look at this.
Let it hit the brain.
No, shit.
Yeah, let it hit the brain.
You're goddamn right.
As a matter of fact, let me get some smoke now.
Thank you for reminding me there, Raptor Ray.
Get a little smoke now.
Man, I got to clean that screen, dude.
I can taste the resin.
It's disgusting.
Got to hold it in, let it hit the brain, baby.
And when you let it hit the brain, that's how you do it, baby.
See how I just became a little mellow right after that fucking hit there, baby?
Unbelievable.
Here's Ghost's trans daughter.
Hi, Dad.
When you were drunk last Saturday night, you made a scene in the gay bar and started pointing toward your ass.
Are you sure you're straight?
Shut the fuck up.
I never did anything like that.
Texas history teacher, GX.
Hope all is well, Ghost.
What do you think of my history-related figures that I have in my chat room?
Well, I think you need to grow the fuck up.
My little pony, you dickhead!
You're a fucking, yeah, fuck you.
If you're fucking perpetuating this shit on children in your classroom, fuck you.
I hope that's a joke.
All right.
I hope that's sincerely a joke.
Rump roast, GX.
Happy Taco Tuesday.
Apparation.
Did you know the ancient Greeks once tried to elect a broom to power?
They felt they needed sweeping reforms.
Hey, I get it there.
And what the hell is this?
Now that is your problem, herge.
It's terrible, Doc.
Every time, no matter what music it is, or even if it's just someone talking to me, all I can hear is the Home Depot.
Fucking dumbfuck.
And what is this?
Wants to be a smoly air, gets pissed drunk and vomits at a wine taste.
Dude, fuck you.
All right?
Fuck you.
All right.
That was the first time I ever did that shit.
And that's going to be the last time.
Fucking dickhead.
Here's Pettus, who just came out the closet tonight.
Ghost knew God is money, but can't help but raise his prices like a greedy Jew.
Look at this.
What the fuck is this?
Come on, white man.
Stop taking crap from all those.
Dude, that's enough.
All right.
Fuck you, Pettus, you piece of shit.
Doki Doki Jihad, GX ghosts.
I wanted to take this time to recognize one of America's heroes.
Dude, that fucking guy went on a fucking shooting spree.
Dude, that's enough.
Dude, stop.
Just stop.
All right.
And what the hell is this?
I'm a machine, ghost shit.
Dude, that's actual fucking shit.
All right.
Get the shit out of here, literally.
All right, get the shit out of here.
What do we got?
We got yo, little ghostie.
You were supposed to click on the image.
All right, I clicked the fucking image.
What is this?
Born to wave the flag, red, white, and blue.
Oh, points to the cannon at you when the band plays hail to the chief.
Inherited star-spangled banner or star-spangled eyes, excuse me.
Born with a silver spoon in hand, helps himself.
Looks like a rummage sale when the tax man comes to the door.
Only answers more, more, more when asked how much we should give.
Ain't no senator's son, ain't no fortunate son, ain't no millionaire's son, ain't no fortunate one.
Got sent down to war, no military.
All right, we get it, dude.
And what the fuck?
Why is this a military dude?
Why is it that shit art is like promoted in the internet?
I mean, like shit bag art.
Oh my god.
Roll a roll for Copter 100.
Are you shitting me?
And look, are you?
You notice how this person fucking, you know, shunned their face at this.
Whoever did that should be rolled and should be fucking getting their ass kicked.
I'm not even fucking kidding.
There's Tyler225905.
Keemstar Branding Art00:15:39
Hey, ghost, want some fruitcake?
No, I don't.
No, I fucking don't.
What is this?
Odd Eyes Magician, sup ghost.
What is this?
Your favorite fucking waifu, you fucking sick nigga.
There's nothing hot about a fucking cartoon-fetished woman, all right?
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
Colonel Transisco, GX.
Merry Christmas in the spirit of the season.
Here I am reading a poem I wrote about you and TCR that I recorded a few months ago.
For those who haven't seen it yet, this is my rewrite of the classic poem A Night Before Christmas.
Is this really?
All right.
Usually I would ask people to donate, but I'm going to go ahead and do this.
I'm going to go ahead and play it.
So go ahead and play it.
What is this?
All right.
And the True Capitalist Army.
Here we go.
About our host, Ghost of True Capitals Radio.
This is The Night Before Ghostmas.
All right, I'll go ahead and play it.
Or let's hear it.
AKA, The Night Before Christmas, True Capitalist Radio Edition.
Twas the night before Ghostmas, and all through the house, not a critter was stirring, not even a mouse.
All right.
The children were nestled, all snug in their beds, as visions of the engineer danced in their heads.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St. Ghostlaw soon would be there.
Is this a come catching my breath?
And Ma in the kerchief and I in my cap had just settled down for a long winter's nap.
When all at once there rose such a clatter that I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like the incredible flash, tore up the shutters and promptly puked all my- Hey, hold on.
I'm listening to a fucking, I'm listening to a goddamn poem here.
I think he loves radio graffiti.
What the hell does that mean, dude?
All right, hold on, Kabeeb.
All right, come on.
All right, dear.
The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow gave a luster of midday to the freshly scattered beer cans below when what to my wondering eyes should appear but a miniature sleigh and nine tiny pony dear.
What?
At the reins was a racist midget so angry and drunk.
I knew in a minute it must be her ghostla, the hammoon punk.
More rapid to than trolls to TCR.
Did his little punies come?
And he whistled and cussed and called them by name.
God dummit, you fruit boy.
Oh my God, hold on.
Hold on, time out.
Tom, I'm listening to this.
Hold on.
What is this?
Atlas Corporation.
Oh, look.
2012 fan.
What is this?
Isn't dead after all.
Dude, shut up, dude.
All right.
Just I'm listening to the poem, dude.
Just shut your stupid stinking salmon-smelling hole.
Dashy on Dashy on.
Wait a minute.
Is he naming ponies?
On Rarity.
On Pinkie Pie.
On Fluttershy.
On Big Mac.
All right.
All right.
I've let this go for three minutes, okay?
If anybody wants to check it out, it is in the Ghost Forum.
You know where to go check it out.
All right.
A couple more seconds.
Hold on.
Silver Spoon on Nightmare Moon to the top of the barn.
To the top of the wall.
Now, dash away.
Dash away.
Dash away all.
As trolls by his radio shore that fly when met with an obstacle, they mount to the airways.
So up to the housetop, the coursiers, they flew.
All right.
Hey, you know what?
Hey, Colonel Transisco, thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Once again, you want to go to ghost.report.
You want to go to the 1217 episode 125 shout-out thread, and you can go check it out.
I think it's in the third page, almost halfway down if y'all want to take a look at it.
All right.
And everybody in the chat room, fuck you, dude.
All right.
I got to keep going, dude.
It's already 3:11.
I can't keep going.
I got to keep going.
Pounding the meat.
Cheers, Dusty Hambone.
Really asshole.
$300 to join a special needs group.
Fuck you, I see you.
Let me tell you something.
I see you, P. I'm going to fucking ban your ass.
You keep doing that shit.
We got Green Pill Gary.
There's two kinds of libertarians, genius.
Left libertarians who are basically anarcho-communists, and right libertarians who are basically anarcho-capitalists.
You see, when you have to dissect things and fucking explain things in that capacity, it completely ruins your perspective.
I'm just saying, all right.
Anyway, Green Pill, great.
All right.
Here's Spermi the Cat GX.
And what the hell is this?
Who is Greg Ignoff?
Who the hell is this?
Me and my wife are expecting her firstborn child in two months, and we still don't have a name.
You should name him Jack.
We're hoping for a girl, but if we have a boy, that would be a strong contender for his name.
What the?
All right, what is this?
Introducing Hilla and I's firstborn child, Jack Ignoff.
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Are you fucking joking?
That's a fucking troll, dude.
That's a fucking troll.
All right.
That's a fucking troll.
And look, hey, Hakaruku Takahashi.
Okay, great.
We get it.
All right, at the dining store, you're a pervert.
And you know what?
MLP and Equestria.
It's good.
All right, go fuck off, dude.
All right.
I don't care.
I don't like that shit.
All right.
It doesn't matter how you try to rationalize it with me.
I'm not going to like it.
So enough.
And what is this, Mr. Person, GX?
And here's a picture of Daniel Keem, aka Keemstar.
I hate Keemstar, dude.
This guy's a fucking waste of life, seriously.
I mean, anybody who watches this guy, I mean, you know, give me a fucking break.
I mean, look at this guy.
This guy's got more fucking hair on his chinny chin chin than he has on his fucking head.
And I heard that Keemstar is like fucking, what is he, five foot four?
I mean, he's just, he just looks big, but he's a little fat and shit.
I mean, I don't like this guy.
Here we go with a news.
And we're going to go with a news.
And all he does is pick apart other people's content, and he can't fucking do anything on his own.
He's a piece of shit.
Nobody likes him personally.
All right.
And I want to be honest with you.
If I saw Keemstar, I'd probably kick him the balls.
All right.
Anyway, we got Cha-Cha Capitalist GX and fuck China.
Australia land is for Australians, not Winnie the Pooh and his corrupt government.
Hey, you know, y'all got to start taking a stand out there, you Australians, because the Chinese are buying up that goddamn real estate.
They're the ones that are causing your real estate to go up fucking up the roof.
And I think that Australia has one hell of a real estate bubble, and it's going to crash.
It's going to crash.
All right.
Anyway, I'm just telling you, letting you know.
Taiwan relay operator.
Hi, Ghost.
The Chinese communist government wants to assassinate our leaders.
The USA needs to stop mucking around in the Middle East and help remilitarize and liberate the mainland.
What is this?
China could assassinate Taiwan presidential candidate, Japanese scholar.
And I don't know what the hell is this supposed to.
Oh, yeah, this is when they, I guess they did it, I guess.
Anyway, let's move on.
I agree.
I agree with you, Taiwan relay operator.
Zed Commander, cheers, ghost.
GX, no matter what happens to Trump, you got to keep broadcasting, man.
Your voice for the underground.
And you must not let the Targs win.
Okay.
Now, I don't know what the hell you mean by this.
All right.
I don't know what the hell you mean by that, for Christ's sake.
And here's fruity ass Keem Scares.
GX ghost.
Can you fucking unban me already?
Also, come out of the closet.
We all know you like man and fuck you, asshole.
All right.
And dude, why the fuck would you even post this?
You racist piece of shit?
Oh my God.
All right.
Fucking, there's Keem Scares.
And there's Jackler.
Hope you're having a good stream today.
Well, you know, it is what it is.
What's going on, GX?
We've got Russell Sterling Dyer, GX.
Middle Eastern countries in 2020 are Republic of Sergymenka and national capitalist states like Dolph, Dolpajifla, whatever the hell.
You know, hopefully all cause a revolution.
Y'all fucking hook it up.
No shit.
The happy merchant, GX ghost, CAG 2020, El Rato 2024.
And what is this?
Look at this.
This is Rachel Thrunberg having a great fucking time on a fucking train being a prop for the media.
And here it is.
Dude, that's just wrong.
I understand the meme, but that's just wrong.
All right.
What is this?
PA mother Lisa Snyder 36 who hanged her child.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Who hanged her child gave stomach churning live updates of sex with her pet dog?
In an apparent reference to her pet, she sent a photo of a black and white dog performing.
That's the one.
That's Million Woman March right there, folks.
All right.
That's I Am Woman.
Hear me roar.
That's what that shit is.
And what the hell is this?
Oh, yeah.
Here's Desmond the Amazing.
Y'all haven't heard of Desmond?
All right.
And yeah, I've read about this, by the way.
Mom, whose 11-year-old dances in drag at gay nightclubs cleared of child protective service.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
Only in America can this be okay.
I mean, as I was stating in the beginning of the broadcast, if you are gay and you're saying you're gay and you're under the age of like 15, I mean, the first thing that should be asked is who molested you?
Who penetrated your anus to make you believe, oh, my G-spot is in my ass?
Because that's what gay is.
Can we have an adult relationship with the truth, please?
Jesus fucking Christ.
And look, this is absolutely accurate.
Look at 1998, 2015.
And now it's sad but true.
All right.
It is sad but true.
What is this?
All right.
Blood Bathory.
You're a fucking idiot.
What is this?
The frustrary, the Fustralarian.
I think that's how you pronounce it.
6'9.
GX, ghost at a wine tasting.
P.S., the bucket they pass around.
You're not supposed to chug it.
I get it, asshole.
I get it.
And dude, don't.
I don't want to see beer guts.
All right.
I don't want to see beer guts.
I don't want to see them.
All right.
No more fucking beer guts.
All right.
And there's Chandler.
You're not supposed to subscribe yet, are you?
All right.
I don't give a shit.
All right.
Red Eyes Black Dragon GX.
Hey, ghost, check out these sick in the head cartoon fetish Weebos.
Go fuck off.
All right.
Go fuck off, asshole.
All right.
What the hell is this supposed to be?
Coolest monkey in the.
Ah, dude.
Fuck it.
That's horrible, dude.
All right.
And what is this?
Demarca Bullet.
I don't even know what the hell this is.
With ghost you lose.
With ghost you lose.
That's great.
Here, seriously, Samsung.
GX.
I didn't know you were in Dragon Ball.
You're my favorite anime.
I'm not in a fucking anime.
All right.
I'm getting tired, dude.
I rate the fades.
GX in the bin.
Easy program to get rich for women.
What is this?
Richest woman in the world, Mackenzie Bezos, net worth $40 billion, source of income divorce.
Well, I mean, look, I'm not trying to take the side of women here, but she was with Jeff Bezos for like 25, 30 years.
I mean, she helped this poor son of a bitch go and through all the trials and tribulations of making Amazon.
She knew this prick before he became anything.
Unless we forget that fucking Jeff Bezos left this broad for some fucking 45-year-old Latina.
Okay?
Now, does she deserve 40 billion?
Probably not, but lest we forget that the fucking fucking Jeff Bezos is worth like almost what, 220 billion or some bullshit?
So I'm just saying, I'm just saying, all right?
And what is this?
Daddy's little girl?
That's a branding on a fucking ass of a woman.
That's a fucking branding, huh?
And you know what?
I want to be honest with you.
This is obviously fake.
No way.
But who is this fat black bitch Lizzo?
Who the fuck is this?
Who?
Who's fucking daughter?
Who's fucking niece?
Who is this black fucking fat, ugly bitch?
She can't sing.
Every one of her videos on YouTube barely has a million hits on it.
Why in the fuck is the mainstream media keeping fucking shoving this bitch down our throats?
All right.
I mean, who is this bitch, dude?
I fucking can't stand this fucking broad.
You're a fat, ugly broad, okay?
You can't sing.
You ain't a Dele, bitch.
All right.
You ain't Adele.
Who is the, she's got to be the daughter of somebody.
She's got to know somebody because I'm telling you, this is fucking stupid.
There is no reason why this fat, disgusting bitch should be as popular as she is.
Lizzo Mainstream Media Push00:15:20
I'm not kidding around.
Here's Norse Brony, GX.
Press P in the chat if you remember this era of Pantera.
Fuck you.
And that's not even Pantera.
That's fucking, uh, I forgot the fucking name for Christ's sake.
I forgot the fucking name, for Christ's sake.
I'm fucking, I don't know.
Who cares?
There's Danger, Dan.
GX, hope December has been good to you so far.
Yeah.
Looking forward to 2020.
I might buy some good-ass firecrackers soon while on a road trip.
I hope I don't blow my dink off.
All right.
You know what?
I'm thinking about buying some firecrackers too.
Remember, I got pissed off on the New Year's Eve show last year when I heard all these fucking fireworks going off all over the place.
And I called the fucking fireworks report line.
Nobody was there to pick up.
So it is what it is.
And I'm not clicking this.
This is racism, dude.
This is fucking rape.
I'm not clicking that.
All right.
What is this?
We got Manafort's sheer heart attack.
Yeah, if y'all don't know, Paul Manafort unfortunately had to be taken to a hospital while he's, you know, unfortunately sitting in jail for no fucking reason because of some cardiac issues.
So, you know, hopefully Paul Manafort's all right because he's been in jail for no fucking reason at all.
And what is this?
The horse hair?
A perfect computer for a hambone crippled midget.
Yeah, fuck it.
Wait, is this supposed to be me, asshole?
I'm not a fat hambone.
All right, pylons, you fucking dickhead.
Here's Richard Stroker, GX Kumler, when you sneak into your friend's room to see if he wants to hang.
Hey, you want to come hang with me, boy?
I'm going to go rape some people.
I'm Bill Clinton, baby.
Come on over here.
I don't care if you're fat.
I don't care if you're ugly.
Come over here and suck it, baby.
We've got A-T-A-O.
Hello, ghost.
How you doing?
I wanted to say that every time I'm going to search for something on YouTube, there are Chinese propaganda ads.
And does this happen to you?
No, it doesn't.
All right.
Because I don't, you know, I don't fucking search for anything Oriental.
Okay.
We got Barbara Specter, GX.
They told me I could be anything I want, so I became Israel's bitch.
All right, God, fuck.
Just go ahead.
All right.
I mean, God, this is all right.
That's enough.
All right.
That's enough.
Nafara 822.
When me, when McDonald's gives me a girl toy, oh, God.
And by the way, did you hear?
Pootie Pie is going to take a break.
Thank God, dude.
I'm sick and tired of seeing this fucking stupid loser.
Can't abuser, GX8 Lee Kwang.
Can communism get you this?
I don't think so.
Dude, oh, that's a lot of fucking, that's a lot of laptops, baby.
It looks like he looked like he told you off.
I've already said fucking meme magician, stupid fucking name.
Mr. Japanese feeder, GX up, ghosts.
I just wanted to say three things.
First of all, my favorite movie is The Green Mile.
That's a stupid fucking movie.
My name is James Coffey.
About some day every person has to go his green mile and a couple of it seems long.
What the fuck does that mean?
And the second thing, it was me, D-Class Kitty, and there's a joke about why you can't say the N-word.
Okay.
Okay, great.
I'm very proud of you.
Here's ST Mike the Meme Genie, GX in the chat.
Look, is that Mrs. Ghost?
Mrs. Ghost, everybody's dead except her.
Is that it, you fucking idiot?
We've got the soul shadow.
Sorry for taking so long.
Hold on, what is this?
PewDiePie image said.
Oh, Jesus.
All right.
What does it say?
Peudes, when you are going to show your true self, we'll cross that bridge when we get there, bros.
And then that's when he says the n-word.
Okay, we get it.
All right.
That's when he says, what a fucking n-word.
Anyway, the soul shadow.
Here's Vice Chairman Shrimp Fried Rice, GX.
And I want to have a word with you, Lee Kwang.
Are you making fucking Chinese propaganda?
Take my likeness off of there.
Take my fucking likeness off of these Chinese propaganda shits.
Free takeout for all socialists.
Dude, take that shit off.
And there's Bathrobe Dwayne, GX.
Thank you, Bathrobe Dwayne, for just, you know, wanting to shout out and not post him sick shit.
We got Olive Yakslov, GX ghost.
Hope you're having a good night.
If Radio Graffiti is after 2 or 3 Eastern, I probably won't be calling in due to work, but cheers, man.
No shit, dude.
It's already 3:30 in the fucking morning, dude.
It's already 3.30 in a fucking morning, for Christ's sake.
And what is this?
Peanuts, 3788, tickle my taco.
Dude, get this shit out of here.
All right.
Yay, spaghetti.
All right.
And fuck you, Steven Stinkverse, you asshole.
And Ricardo Milos, hey, GX, since you've been on the internet since the 90s, I want to know, did you ever post on Usenet?
Who did it?
Are you talking about the news group?
Are you talking about the IRC chat?
Either one.
I've done it.
All right.
Unlisted ninja, Hail Ghostler.
What is this shit?
I can show you the world except the United.
What the fuck?
What is that?
Pro-immigrant shit?
Get this leftist idiot out of here.
You're fucking pro-leftist asshole.
Here's Derwicking.
I donated to shekels for this, but you refuse to show it, you fucking scambler.
Anyway, here is a hit on your central bank love.
Pro-hard money, anti-fractional reserve banking, anti-usury is the way.
Extension of credit is a fast track to death.
Build wealth again, folks.
Stacking tools, stacking tooling machines and real estate and metals.
All right, here it is.
What is this?
Ad, how the Fed or how to end the Fed in four steps.
Libertarians in wheelchair.
All right.
I guess.
I guess so, dude.
I guess.
91%.
You still forgot to post the news shit.
I'll post it when I post it.
Shut the fuck up.
And is that a shekel?
You fucking idiots.
All right.
Here's Khave Nagamarov, GX.
And look, I'm glad you posted this.
Take a look at this.
I mean, these were all Time magazines, people of the year.
You have Hitler.
You've got Stalin.
You've got Putin.
And then you've got this stupid creation by the media.
This dumb, stupid, fucking half-a-down syndrome-looking little girl by the name of Greta Thunberg.
I mean, you know, enough.
Enough.
Dexter Wilbur.
Happy Taco Tuesday.
What the fuck is this?
When you're in a long-distance relationship and nothing will stop you?
Oh, dude.
I got to go to sleep, dude.
I got to go to sleep.
Anarcho-Canadian GX, how men who want to ban guns eat corn.
No shit.
Why the fuck are you eating corn like that for Christ's sake, man?
Jesus Christ, you're proving that you can take a fucking like nine-inch circumference in that hole.
All right, we got property op pony operty X, excuse me.
Uh, GX, uh, can we watch it's a wonderful life on movie night this weekend on the Saturday Night Troll Show?
I don't know about that, dude.
I don't know if we can do that.
We'll see, you know, and uh, chat, if you concur, please press W in the chat.
And uh, what is this?
When I bitch, or excuse me, when I watch Trump, I just want to blow my brains out.
All right, that's stupid fucking share.
Uh, and what is this?
Hold on, hold on, what is this?
Person of the year, that's that's funny, that that's fucking funny here.
And uh, I don't always get impeached, but when I do, I get re-elected.
Oh my god, and another reason why I don't want to watch It's a Wonderful Life with you guys because I truly get emotional in that movie, okay?
I truly get emotional.
Uh, Can's abuser, uh, it's a time of the year to upgrade to a serious money-making machine, unlike the Corsair Fort.
Are you kidding?
Macintosh?
Are you fucking $16,000?
$16,000?
All right, dude, you're a fucking idiot if you bought that.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
And I already said me, magician, for fuck's sake.
There's the ghetto ghost, the inner circle in real life.
Fuck you, asshole.
You're fucking, you hate the inner circle because you ain't in the inner circle.
All right.
And what is this?
I already said, Mr. Japanese feeder, GX, BX, CX.
All right, fuck off.
I already said these people.
There's a happy merch.
I already said him.
I'm not saying that name, you fucking idiot.
Junkyard America, GX.
Can't wait for 2020.
Have a good one, ghost.
And what is this?
Teenager with autism pleads guilty to throwing a six-year-old boy off a building.
What did I tell you?
What did I tell you about these autists, dude?
I'm just saying.
I already said these idiots.
There's death by bacon.
As the butter and alcohol slowly take ghostler, our sheckle goblin begins to do things that he always wanted to do.
What is this?
100 gay things to do before you die?
Oh my God.
All right.
That's oh, you guys want a wine taste.
All right.
That's it.
All right.
We get it.
All right.
We get it.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right.
We got to all that.
Dude, I don't even know if anybody is going to be available for fucking radio graffiti.
All right.
But look, I'm not going to chinch you guys out.
Okay.
But what I'm going to do is I'm going to keep you guys up here for another 10 or 15 minutes while I do fucking me.
All right.
While I do fucking me and drink a little bit more beer, smoke a little bit more dope, have a couple of more shots, and then we'll move on to radio graffiti.
All right.
So don't fucking tell me that I'm chinching you out of nothing.
All right.
I'm about to be on for seven fucking hours, man.
Seven fucking hours straight fucking high energy.
Who else does that shit?
High energy.
I haven't even taken a break, dude.
I haven't even fucking taken a piss.
You know what I mean?
So anyway, let me drink this here.
All right.
I need more beer.
Jesus Christ.
This goddamn fucking show is eating into my drinking time.
All right.
I've only had four fucking beers tonight.
You sons of bitches, man.
You goddamn sons of bitches.
Only had four fucking beers tonight and it's 3, 30 in the morning.
For fuck's sake man, I should be having a decent drunken stupor going on right now.
All right, Jesus Christ.
But no, i'm over here with you, monkey spankers, having to see all the damn.
You know, I actually thought that the damn up in the price, how I did was going to curb the the, the fucking video donations, but I must say Today is probably the most, well, maybe it's one of the most days that I've had the most fucking fucking video donations out here.
What is this?
$2 bill, unlisted ninja.
Yes.
Please do you.
It's not like anything else will be done.
Ghost put this on the PC.
Please do RG for the boys.
All right.
All right.
And this better not be something fucking, you know, fucking stupid or something, dude.
All right.
Here it is.
Fucking, give me a fucking break.
Hold on just a second.
Let me see something first that you're not fucking a second.
All right.
Here it is.
I get it.
All right.
Here we go.
Let's go ahead.
Let's see what the hell he's got here.
Hold on.
Here it is.
Put the PC shot on derwicking.
Me and the boys at the ghost show.
Look, I'm not laughing that they're Nazis.
I'm just laughing at the meme.
Me and the boys at the ghost show, man.
We're fucking chilling over here.
What are you talking about, huh?
All right.
I poured in a beer.
Where's my shot glass up in this son of a bitch?
All right, let me take another shot here.
I don't want to get the rich stuff.
Let's get some.
Let's see.
What do we got here?
Do I got any more monkey shoulder?
Yeah, I got about a shot, a little two more shots of monkey shoulder since I'm already getting a little inebriated.
Let's get some of the more inexpensive stuff here.
Oh, yeah.
Let's put a more put more.
Make it a triple.
Make it a fucking triple.
Who gives a shit?
Make it a fucking triple.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
All right.
I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's still listening to me after all this time, dude.
I'm going on seven hours right now.
It is six hours.
Actually, seven hours straight.
It's at seven hours and one minute.
So once again, folks, I want to say cheers to all you folks that are true fans of the show.
Once again, prepare yourself because I will be broadcasting on Christmas Eve and I will be broadcasting on New Year's Eve.
Now, the Ghosties are going to be held on New Year's Eve.
And here in the next few days, I'm going to be trying to gather up an assessment on who is going to win Ghostie.
And I'm telling you right now, I am going to give a Ghostie award to everybody who wins.
And I will go ahead and mail it to them, etc.
Okay.
So anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out there, dude.
I love you guys.
Whether you like me, whether you hate me, I appreciate it.
Cheers to all of you, man.
Good stuff, dude.
I'm telling you, monkey shoulder is a pretty good scotch to be able to start off on.
All right.
And the ghosties aren't rigged, dude.
Shut up.
It ain't.
Y'all always say that shit.
You guys always say that shit.
And, you know, I mean, give me a fucking break.
It's an award show, dude.
All right.
Each, I mean, every award show, no matter what, with Hollywood or, I mean, they had their own ways of picking their winners, okay?
Monkey Shoulder Scotch00:06:10
So don't say, oh, the ghost, the ghosties are rigged and all this other bullshit, dude.
I mean, it is what it is.
We have a process.
All right.
We got a process, and, you know, we're fucking going through that fucking process, for heaven's sake, dude.
Dude, hey, listen, if y'all keep saying rigged, I'll fucking end the show right now.
You can go fucking shove your radio graffiti up your fucking ass, all right?
I'm not even joking around.
And look, listen, you know, people are afraid that, well, ghost, if I give you my address, you're gonna dox me.
I am not gonna dox you, dude.
All right, I don't, I don't fucking dox.
We're not doing that shit.
There's been people that have, you know, done some horrible stuff.
I have not doxed them, so just give me a fucking break, all right?
I mean, especially those that are the top donators.
I would genuinely, and I'm going to list that here in the next couple of days.
Just give me some fucking time, all right?
Just give me some fucking time.
I never dox suspicious tumbleweed, you asshole.
All right, never mind.
You know what?
If you don't, look, if you don't want it, you don't got to get it, dude.
It is what it is, all right?
If you don't want it, fine, all right?
The person that gives me their fucking address is going to get it, and they're going to love it, and it's going to, and they're going to put it in their wall, they're going to have it to be able to be talked about for until the end of time, all right?
Get the hell out of here for Christ's sake, all right?
Can y'all just shut up about the fucking doxing, you asshole?
I'm going to end the show, dude.
I'm not joking.
If y'all keep posting this shit, I'm just going to end this shit, and you can go fuck yourselves in the ass.
All right.
I'm sitting over here at seven hours, and you fucking assholes are out here fucking, yeah, you're going to dox.
If y'all are going to fucking say that, I'm out of here.
I don't want to fucking see, I don't want to hear that shit again, dude.
I'm not fucking, this is your fucking last warning.
Fucking shithead.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, dude.
That's what I'm talking about.
You got to hold it in and let it hit the brain, dude.
Oh, shit.
All right.
All right, that was good.
All right.
What I'm going to do here is I'm going to take a break.
Okay.
I'm going to take a break.
And yes, I'm going to personalize the autographs of the top donos.
And I'm going to also sign the ghosties, dude.
So give me a break.
All right.
Anyway, let me continue here.
I am going to take a break and I'm going to set up Radio Graffiti.
And what I'm going to do is I'm going to leave you here with something.
I got to leave you here with something that you guys can learn something from.
So let me go through my history.
And look, most of my history is all of your bullshit.
Good fucking God, dude.
Good fucking God.
All right.
I've got a good idea here.
I've got a good one.
Hold on.
Let me see if I can find anything else.
Let me see.
No, no.
No.
Man, do I watch this bullshit?
Seriously, man.
I'm embarrassed.
I'm glad you fucking you guys don't see my goddamn history for Christ's sake.
What the fuck is this?
I don't recognize this.
Why is this in my history?
I'm a nigger.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Engineer, you fucking asshole.
YOU WATCH THIS ON MY FUCKING COMPUTER FOR CHRIST'S SAKE?!
CHICKEN AND COUGHA This is in my- I was wondering why this shit's in my history for fuck's sake, dude.
I tried to catch my message, but I was still drowning.
Dead nigger, dead, nigga, dead nigga.
All right, turn it off.
Turn this shit off.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm going to erase that out of my history for Christ's sake, man.
I'm not even joking around.
That's all I need is some federal authority fucking busting my ass and then finds that and is like, oh, yeah, you're a little bit of a racist, huh?
Well, we'll make sure to go ahead and house you at the head of the black guerrilla army.
How you like that shit?
Huh?
You fucking think you're a tough capitalist, huh?
Yeah, well, I'll show you.
I'll fucking show your ass.
Oh, yeah, I gotta show you.
This is another thing in my.
I gotta show you this.
This is another thing.
I just found this.
Don't ask me how I found it.
All right.
Here you got Vin Diesel.
Listen to what he says.
Listen.
Coomer.
Did you hear that shit?
Play it again.
Coomer.
Can you believe that?
Somebody caught a drunk fucking Vin Diesel and is like, hey, Vinny, how you like?
How you doing, man?
Hey, look, I'm going to take a selfie with you.
Can you say coomer in the fucking video?
And there it is.
Dude, I'm not joking around.
I am not.
Fucking Vin Diesel, dude.
Coomer.
I couldn't believe it when I found it.
I'm serious.
I could not believe it when I found it.
And don't ask me how I found it.
All right.
Anyway, fucking Vin Diesel saying coomer.
Anyway, let me move on here.
me uh uh jesus christ dude what should i leave this fucking i don't know what to leave it on with you guys man All the, like, most of my history is of you and your fucking donos and all this other shit, dude.
So, I mean, do I have anything in here that you guys could learn from?
Look, these are the raids that we did this past Saturday.
And these are some of the $18.66 buckers that y'all did on Saturday.
I got to have fucking watched something worth of shit.
Look, I've got to go to a break.
Okay.
Look, here, I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Here, I got it right here.
FISA Court Manipulation00:06:50
Here, here.
Let me go ahead.
Well, hold on.
This may, Jesus Christ, it's monetized, so it's probably fucking copyrighted.
God damn it, dude.
I'm trying, dude.
I'm trying.
You know what?
I can't believe that this is what I'm doing.
All right, I'm just going to leave y'all with Tom Fitton, okay?
Tom Fitton should be just fine here.
All right.
And let me tell you, this underscores how the deep state was trying to supersede the will of the American people.
And it doesn't matter what side of the political spectrum you reside on, people need to go to jail.
James Comey, McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, the folks that were involved with the goddamn Russian dossier, the people that paid the Russian dossier.
Let me go ahead and play Tom Fitton.
And for those that don't know, Tom Fitton belongs to an organization called Judicial Watch, which is like the right-wing ACLU, but they sue to prevent or to get documents that are deemed private to expose the truth amongst governments.
So that's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to go ahead and I want you to listen to Tom Fitton.
This is some very important information here.
And I think that everybody could be enlightened by it.
And I'm glad.
I'm glad that I was able to find something.
All right.
Because remember, even though many of us are out here conducting tomfoolery, internet tomfoolery, we're capitalists.
We're pro-Trump.
We're Trump 2020.
That's why I repriced the YouTube videos to $20.20, or excuse me, $20.20 because Trump 2020, regardless of what you leftists want to believe, all right?
You could sit there and think now he's going to be impeached.
Well, fuck you.
All right, put Tom Fitton on.
Here it is.
Not to mention, he got interviewed by the great Lou Dobbs.
Props to Lou Dobbs while we're at it, all right?
All right, go ahead and play it, Engineer.
I'll be right back when I come back, radio graffiti, boys, all right?
Tonight is Tom Fitton.
He's the president of Judicial Watch.
Tom, great to have you here.
And Comey has decided that clearly he was wrong about running Crossfire Hurricane.
In fact, after meeting with Barack Obama in early January of 2017, he took that dossier and went to President Trump or then President-elect Trump and confronted it with him and confronted with him with it.
And he used that meeting as part of the investigation of Crossfire Hurricane.
He ran downstairs and ran over to the secure video conference to talk to his Crossfire Hurricane team about what he discovered.
He was spying on Trump directly.
And to say this was all happening seven layers below him was a big lie.
The lies have not ended, even though at least being caught the inescapable knowledge that perhaps he was wrong, if not guilty.
The truth is more likely guilty, and we're probably going to see that guilt, if not admitted, at least demonstrated, proved.
Your stance on the Inspector General report, Michael Horowitz, and what he did convey in that report that went well beyond at least the preface, which was no political bias at the inception.
Well, there's a cavalcade of criminality exposed in this report, and he pretended not to know one way or another what to conclude about all the misconduct he described, and essentially gave it over to the Justice Department to do with what they will, and we'll see what they will do with it.
The last IG report referred James Comey specifically for criminal prosecution over his handling of the FBI memos, the president's FBI files that he took and leaked improperly.
Will they prosecute Comey and people like that now?
I don't know.
There's at least one lawyer who was referred specifically for prosecution.
And we'll see what Mr. Durham and Mr. Barr want to do next.
They've both intimated, the Attorney General as well as his special counsel, John Durham, that they're not pleased with the report of the Inspector General and all of its conclusions, and that they imply that there will be far more energy in their criminal investigation.
Well, I'm not seeing evidence.
I'm sorry to be the wet blanket.
I'm not seeing any evidence of a criminal investigation.
I suspect there's going to be another report, but we all know what criminal investigations look like of a significant nature, and I'm not seeing any of the indicia.
Well, I don't think that anyone will blame you for paying attention to what has been our experience to this point.
I'm hopeful, but I'm waiting.
Okay.
And wait, we shall.
That much is assured.
You're damn right.
And by the way, I hope Tom Fitton is wrong, but he knows everything about any kind of criminal investigation.
And he seems to believe here, and that's why I wanted to play this, that the Durham investigation is not a criminal investigation.
And if that's the case, that means nobody is going to go to jail for the spying on an American presidential campaign by the FBI and using a ridiculous foreign fucking culminated Russia Trump dossier to file for a surveillance, which is a spying warrant from the FISA courts.
And by the way, did y'all hear the FISA court came out today, believe it or not, and in a rare vocal rebuke, said that it's the FBI that were the ones that manipulated the FISA courts and that the FBI needs to be investigated.
So here you have the secret FISA court system trying to call out the FBI.
And that's why I try to tell you guys, dude, you cannot trust the FBI.
The FBI is not a fucking law enforcement agency for the people.
If they can do what they did to the Trump administration, what do you think they can do to you?
And it's obvious also, and this is why the president continues to harp on the fake news media.
It's obvious that we don't have a free press in cable news networks.
We have a state-run media in the cable news network system.
So anyway, I just wanted to put that out there.
Secret FISA System Calls00:02:57
Let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you got to do is give me a call right there, 515-604-9052.
And once the operator bitch starts talking, all you got to do is push in that code 844-286 and the hashtag your pound key.
And once you do, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
And when I call on your area code or on your name, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
Now, I would like for people right now to take the time to call in because we only got like five callers, okay?
All right.
Now, look, I apologize for having Radio Graffiti on so late.
We're considering, I'm going to be completely honest with you.
We are considering getting a single number with the service that we do this from and starting to have a call-in situation that could potentially happen throughout segments of the show on top of Radio Graffiti, giving it an old TCR feel.
So we're considering it.
And not to mention, we may even have like a fucking Radio Graffiti at an earlier time slot.
All right, because, you know, I know that people like Radio Graffiti and you can't, you know, you can't fucking have Radio Graffiti at four in the morning, you know, on a on a Tuesday morning.
We've literally stolen the night.
And, you know, I want to be honest with you.
Before I get to Radio Graffiti, I love stealing the night.
You know, Aleister Crowley, his little coven or, you know, his little fucking esoteric group was called the Golden Dawn.
All right, like the dawn, you know, the time period as you go from night to day.
The reason that the dawn is worshipped amongst Luciferians and Satanists is because it is what breaks the night and day.
And believe it or not, I know that there's, you can't believe that there's a scientific component into this.
But believe it or not, plants and living organisms need the morning sun more than any other time in the day.
Especially if you're one of these green thumbs, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about.
It is an almost necessity that, you know, fucking plants specifically respond more and grow more vigorous within the time period of night turning into morning, morning, the dawn.
So I like stealing the night.
Calling Lamigra Immigrants00:03:56
All right.
That's what I like to do.
Time that I stay up and I'm able to see the golden dawn of the morning.
I stole the night.
I stole the night.
You're a creature of the night, Michael.
Just like in the comic book, you're a goddamn shit-sucking vampire.
Anyway, let's go ahead.
There's not that many calls.
People are saying I'm stalling.
Dude, there's not that many calls.
I'm looking, it's like five callers, okay?
Give it a minute for Christ's sake.
You're Stalin.
You're Joseph Stalin.
Get the fuck out of here.
Give me my drink.
All right.
Let me take one more hit of the fucking smoke and then we'll go ahead and try to hook it up.
All right, here it is.
All right.
Gotta hold it in when it hit the brain.
All right, here we go, folks.
Let's go ahead and get to fucking radio graffiti.
Hold on, let me, let me, let me exhale this shit.
Let me get to radio graffiti right now.
All right, let's go ahead and do it.
All right, let's see who we have here.
We've got Cozy Bro, Radio Graffiti.
What the hell?
Cozy Bro, you there?
What the fuck?
All right, fucking Helen Keller death.
Dude, are we going to have Helen Keller deaf me?
Why call if you're going to be a fucking Helen Keller death me, dude?
Take a whiff of that.
Kung Stainingston, radio graffiti.
Are you high on fucking something?
It sounds to me you fucked up on drugs.
What are you talking about, you fucking immigrant?
I don't even know what the fuck you're saying.
What did you say?
What the fuck?
What the fuck you up, you fucking crook?
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah, you fucking foreigner.
Let me tell you something.
I'm going to call Lamigra.
I'm going to call Lamigra.
Fucking idiot.
I have an itchy ass.
You got a greasy ass.
It sounds to me you're fucking gay.
Wait, well, hold on.
Why are you calling me gay?
You just said you had a greasy ass.
Get this fucking immigrant out of here.
Go to Compton.
Say it looks like you have itchy ass.
Go to Compton.
Some nigga will grab you and fuck you.
What?
White piece of shit.
HEY FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING IMMIGRANT WHAT THE FUCKING I FUCKING PUT THE BULLET IN YOUR FUCKING YOUR MOTHER BUSY UH OH Oh, you fucking threaten me now, you fucking immigrant work?
I'm gonna fucking send Lamigra at your ass, you fucking stupid immigrant.
My dick, you and your mother, whatever.
Why are you talking about my mother?
I'm doing coke.
I don't give a shit if you're doing coke out of your mother's snatch hole.
All right, get rid of this fucking immigrant.
Get this fucking immigrant out of here for Christ's sake.
I mean, do you hear this, folks?
I got fucking stupid immigrants calling up.
You know, trying to talk garbage to me for Christ's sake.
Let me tell you something.
If you're going to call up and you're going to talk shit to me, the least you can do is articulate yourself in some fucking American.
You understand?
Talk to me in American, you shithead.
Who the fuck else is this?
How about Guitar Ann and Radio Graffiti?
Wait, are you playing two girls, one cop?
Dude, dude, get dude.
No, take that shit off.
Chuck Wagon Radio Graffiti00:05:15
I'm not promoting that sick, demented fucking garbage.
All right.
Hey, look, some people don't even know what it is.
Thank God.
Lucky fucking you, you don't know what it is.
All right.
Lucky you.
All right.
You know, I'm going to tell you a true story.
Okay.
You know how I saw that fucking shit?
Literally?
Ironically, it falls on Christmas, okay?
Christmas Day is when we have all our get-together.
Everybody comes over in Carolina.
All the fucking people.
They bring their kids and their kids as kids.
And we got all kinds of people in this fucking place.
You know, this is going to be the new place.
So they're going to have a lot of room and shit.
Anyway, one of the relatives that happened to be a teenager, a teenager, was like, hey, Uncle Ghost, here, look, I want to show you something, okay?
So what do I want you to do is I just want you to stare at the screen and I want you to just look at this, okay?
And I was like, all right, what it was.
I thought they were going to show me something funny or, you know, and yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
That was like fucking two.
I mean, that was a long time ago, too.
That was like 2006 or some shit.
2007 or something, man.
All right.
Who else is this?
Sharon is Karen radio graffiti.
Seriously, Samsung, Radio Graffiti.
Yes.
Yes.
I fucking love Sharon Cox.
I'm not joking.
Oh, I fucking knew Sharon Cox.
I get it now, you fucking fucking shitty.
I know why you were going to eat it.
Share it cox.
Good.
Fucking shit.
Yeah, I fucking get it now, you fucking piece of shit.
Yeah, I get it.
I get it now.
It fucking threw it.
And didn't I say I fucking hate Sharon Cox or something?
You fucking assholes, dude.
You got me.
Dude, fuck all of you, trolls, man.
I get it now.
I thought it was just some bitch named Sharon Cox.
I thought it was just some stupid whorebag with her name Sharon and her last name Cox.
Fucking you pieces of shit, dude.
You see that?
It's four in the fucking morning, and you fucking guys are still doing this shit, man.
When does it end with, you fucks?
Jesus fucking crack.
Give me my drink.
All right, I'm taking a couple more of these.
This is getting stupid here.
And then you know, who's next?
Ghost hates Sharon Cox radio graffiti.
American Game Master Radio Graffilters, Radio Graffiti.
I fucking hate Sharon Cox.
I'm telling you that right now.
I fucking hate Sharon Cox.
The sign on my ass says enter, okay?
I'm homosexual, for Christ's sake.
Let me say, look, hey, hey, hey, hey, my, hey, my.
Okay, I lost.
Let me suck your swong.
American Game Master.
Fuck you.
I knew it.
I fucking knew it.
Fucking shit.
You know what?
I fucking said it.
I just said it like fucking a couple of seconds ago, man.
Didn't I say?
I said, didn't I say I hate Sharon Cox or something?
I get it now, man.
Fuck all of you people, dude.
Seriously, man.
Fuck you.
Oh, God.
See, now you're fucking making me belch, assholes.
All right, dude.
Listen, I thought it was some bitch's name.
Sharon and the last name Cox.
I didn't.
Fuck all of you idiots, all right?
All right, who's next?
fucking off the chuck wagon radio graffiti.
All right, get the fuck out.
All right, stick those gerbils up your ass.
All right, give me a fucking break.
All right, we got G short, radio graffiti.
Hey, G short, radio graffiti.
Hey, G short, radio graffiti, you fucking baguette.
Fucking Helen Keller death mute, dude.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, how about, uh, how about Tyler, Radio Graffiti?
Pious Granny and Tacos00:10:15
Oh, man, is this the classic?
Is this a classic Cockro Tuesday?
You know what I'm saying?
TACO TACO TUESDAY!
HA HA HA!
What is it?
I am now the king of Mexicans.
I am now the king of races.
I am now the king of Mexicans.
I am now the king of races.
I am now the king of Mexicans.
I am now the king of races.
I am now the king of Mexicans.
I am now the king of races.
You're damn right.
I am now the king of Mexicans is right.
Take a whiff of that while you're at it.
Anyway, listen.
Two, four, six.
I've only had six beers here.
I need to get some more beer.
All right, that's what the fuck I need.
I need some more fucking beer up in here.
And then we'll get some more radio graffiti.
But that, dude, when I, dude, that I want to be honest with you, dude, those are some great years back in those days of the true capitalist radio, baby.
That was underground, baby.
I mean, we're underground now.
Don't get me wrong, but that was fucking underground.
And I know many of you guys have been down with me ever since that time period.
So cheers for you guys.
I'm not joking around, man.
That's why I do seven-hour shows.
Shit, I'm going on eight hours for fuck's sake.
That's why I do it, man, because, you know, you guys have kept the spirit alive for so long.
And I love you guys.
Whether you hate me, whether you don't like me, whether you like me, whether you want to troll me, whatever the case might be, I definitely do appreciate it, man.
And, you know, I'm going to keep that spirit alive as well, man.
We're going to broadcast on Christmas Eve.
So you better know that yours truly, we may make it a little earlier on Christmas Eve, maybe like 7 or something.
And we're not going to go till 4 in the morning.
I'll tell you that shit.
All right.
But at the same time, we're going to do New Year's Eve.
And just like the old times, dude.
Just like the old times.
Just like the old times.
Anyway, let's continue.
I don't want to get too sentimental, dude.
I'm starting to sound a little emotional and shit.
Let's go to Pettus, this fruit bowl, radio graffiti.
I'm going to kill you.
Don't start your car tomorrow.
COMPLETE!
Mock Mood, it's- It's all in fun.
Isn't that right?
Isn't that right?
Woo!
Something's so good at this game, man.
I freaking love this game.
Oh, man, this is great.
You know what, Pettis?
Fuck you, dude.
That's not funny, okay?
That's not funny.
Some idiot texts a speech and said, yeah, don't start your car tomorrow, claiming to be some kind of CIA glow-in-the-dark person.
And, you know, that's why I said that, dude.
That's not fucking funny.
You're like, you know, yay, look, come looly.
And not to mention, I just fucking said that shit, you dickhead.
All right, fuck off, Pettis.
You just came out the closet anyway.
Ghost Deep Dark Secret, Radio Graffiti.
It was a mistake to come here.
Your cup, suck stick.
A slash of cum to steal the kill.
Council of cum.
All-consuming Lord.
All right, all right.
Get this.
Get this shit out of here, you fucking idiot.
All right, you fucking pervert.
All right, I mean, why the hell you gotta ruin the moment, dude?
You gotta ruin the mood with that shit, all right?
And who the hell is tiring radio graffiti?
And I'm probably gonna shit in my granny's face.
Shut the fuck up, Granny.
You dumb piece of shit.
Shut up.
Fuck my granny.
Fuck my family.
Fuck the Texas mortars.
You fucking piece of shit.
How dare you?
Fucking angel.
How dare you, you fucking pervert!
Fucking shit!
I mean, this is what I get, you fucking dickheads.
This is what I get!
I'm on here for almost eight fucking hours, and this is what you fucking do to me, man.
You fucking piece of fucking shit, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, God, man.
Get this shit.
Fucking shit out of here.
Whoever the fuck did that, man?
I hope you fucking burn in hell.
I hope the fucking devil pitchfork rapes your fucking shit funnel until it comes out your mouth, you fucking shithead.
How fucking dare you talk about my granny like that?
How fucking dare you?
You fucking piece of shit.
You understand?
I don't think you fucking people understand.
Look, I don't want to hear all these.
It's the holiday time, assholes.
All right.
I mean, do you think I want to hear that about my fucking granny right now?
My granny was a pious woman!
She never cursed a day in her fucking life.
Whenever she had food and made it for us young'uns and there was anything left over, she'd give it to the neighbors.
Do you understand?
How fucking dare you, fucking idiot.
You know, I should end the fucking shit on that right there, dude.
Fuck you.
Fuck all of you.
If that's what the fuck you think of me and that's the kind of respect you're gonna get.
The thing something I hope.
Sacred I hold my granny sacred.
You asshole Fucking pieces.
What a fucking piece of trash.
What a fucking piece of trash.
Give me my fucking drink.
I can't believe you sons of bitches, dude.
Dude, You know, why do you always want to go there?
Huh?
I mean seriously I mean why the fuck do you always you fucking dumb fucking trolls man you always want to go there why why fucking fuck you Jay Venom I mean you probably hate your fucking granny because she's an old fucking wimbag bitch that fucking pinches your cheek and gives you fucking fruit bowl goddamn costumes for Christmas.
I love my granny you piece of shit.
All right.
How fucking dare you you fucking piece of trash Give me my fucking give me give me my beer This is why I gotta get plastered This is why I gotta fucking drink you know copious amounts of alcohol just so I can palate this fucking bullshit.
I mean, who the fuck?
Who the fuck?
Who the fucking pallet this shit man?
Who to fucking pallet this shit?
How dare you, you piece of shit?
You know what?
Just for that, you know, fuck you.
I'm doing me all right before I take another goddamn call.
I'm doing me.
You fucking shitheads, Fucking assholes out here, look at fucking ha ha.
We're making fun of you, granny ghost.
We're making fun of you, granny.
Well, fuck you is what I gotta say to that shit, all right.
Fuck you until you never mind I you're sinking me down to your level.
Give me my bag of fucking tobacco or whatever the fuck it is.
Give me this shit.
Jesus Christ.
You're making fun of my granny man.
My granny was a pious woman, dude.
I don't she never cursed a day in her life.
Do you understand that?
I mean this woman would never get angry.
All right.
She would never get fucking angry, man.
She was a pious woman.
I love my granny.
She I miss my granny every fucking day, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
It hurts me that she's not around.
Such a sweet, pious woman couldn't be here to grace the earth with her fucking just her sweetness, her fucking, you know, her, her, her, her virtuousness, her, her, oh my god.
I don't want to talk.
I'm going to get emotional now, you fucking dickheads.
I don't want to talk about this shit.
It's fucking, it's fucking Christmas time, dude.
It's fucking Christmas time.
The last thing I want to talk about is my granny, dude.
Who Owns The Cooler00:03:56
I mean, what a bunch of fucking dickheads.
I mean, why do y'all do that shit, man?
Why the fuck would y'all do that shit?
All right.
And hey, AVGN 1000, you're not banned, you milky liquor.
You're just, nobody gives a shit that you're chatting.
That's why, alright?
So fuck off.
You might smoke, man.
Fuck all of you people in the chat room that thinks that this fucking granny.
Whoa, whoa, what?
Especially when there are many men.
Who the fuck what?
Keep cooming.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Greta Ghostbird, calm down, don't blow a vein.
Dude, listen, don't donate to me anymore, you dickheads.
All right, I'm fucking tired of you people.
All right?
Oh, Jesus.
Just don't donate to me anymore.
I'm fucking done with you fucking assholes.
All right.
All right, who's keep cooming?
All right, let's just play this stupid video.
Don't donate anymore, dudes.
I'm not joking.
I want to get the fuck out of here.
And you guys are a bunch of pieces of crap.
Bell is this.
Hold on, hold on.
I don't want a fucking delivery from you.
Wait a minute.
This is actually monetized.
This is monetized?
Who owns the coomer?
Who owns the coomer if this is fucking monetized?
Who owns this shit?
You still used my brain before my prefrontal cords have been thrown.
Who owns this shit?
Cause every day I need to keep cooling.
I mean, are you shitting me?
This is fucking monetized.
I thought that fucking YouTube wasn't going to monetize shit like that.
I just can't control it.
I'm a coomer.
I'm a cooler.
I'm a cooler.
Oh, my God, dude.
I'm a cooler.
I mean seriously, who owns Coomer?
Happy boy.
Filled with dopamine and joy.
But now I'm just a crusty, dirty coomer.
I haven't cleaned my room in weeks.
All I do is be my meat.
I get nothing done because I'm a coomer.
I'm a kuma Hey, this is the modern day generation, boys.
I used to get things done.
Now popping off is the only one.
Even when it's classic, cause I'm a coomer.
I'm a million.
I know all the points of demons.
There are births in my brain.
Because I'm a fucking stupid coomer.
I'm a cooler.
I'm a cooler.
Oh, I'm a cooler.
I'm a cooler.
All right, that's enough of this shit.
Bumping and Grinding Song00:02:46
You know, this is supposed to be a two-minute 52-second song.
It seemed like it was on for like fucking seven minutes, dude.
All right, let's get to some more radio graffiti here.
We've got MKUltra's harmonica.
Rating graffiti.
What the f***?
The fuck.
Oh, Jesus Christ, get this all right, get this shit out of here.
And what the hell?
Who the hell just donated radio graffiti fan?
This hits pretty close to home.
Are you talking about the Coomer song?
This hits pretty close to home.
And, by the way, I hope nobody was like activated because of the goddamn uh, you know whatever MK Ultra shit.
How about the Wombla radio graffiti?
Do you know how many inches your penis is?
What I never measured, because Ron Farber says his penis is 11 inches long.
Do you think that's possible?
What Ronald Farber doesn't know is that it's not length that matters, it's width.
Get the shit.
Well, first of all, why are you even playing this stupid recording?
And and secondly, I mean it really isn't about the links.
I know most of you Coomers out here are like worried because you got micro penis.
If you got micropenis, you got a problem, you know.
But if you're working with something there, you know you got like a four or five sixer there.
I mean it's about bumping and grinding, dude.
It's about grinding up on a woman and making it in a rhythmic capacity to where it's hitting her clitoris, to the point where she can be like oh oh, oh.
That's really what it's about dude, I'm just trying to give you guys a heads up.
All right, I mean what you got to do.
Instead of trying to pump her, like you know, you're pumping her and shit, you just grind her dude, you just like, grind her and make sure that you know the portion of your phallus is hitting her clitoris while you're, you know, penetrating in and out and dude she dude, I'm telling you, I'm telling you right now she's gonna be like, oh my god ah ah, and just keep it, just rhythmic patterns.
That's all you gotta do.
I'm not talking about the fucking, you fucking, stupid dickheads.
I'm not talking about the grinder app.
I'm talking about you need to grind her, you need to grind you know what?
Never mind, go fucking figure it out for yourselves.
All right, you guys are fucking idiots, all right.
Grind Technique Tutorial00:15:40
Um, what is this?
Hey, I'm a Jew.
Radio graffiti fix.
What you talk to that I just took was so big I think it's live.
Yeah, get to get this shit out of here, for Christ's sake.
What I don't even, I can't even understand it.
It's obviously some tarred, perverted bullshit.
All right uh, who else do we got here?
You've got, wait a minute, what I warned you to do instead, Radio Graffiti.
my car.
When I watch Trump, I just want to blow my brains out.
Fuck you, Kans Abuser, man.
Fuck it.
FUCK YOU! FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!
All right, dude.
You know what?
Yeah, fucking real funny, Kans Abuser, you fucking dickhead.
All right.
I just fucking said that, first of all.
The stupid singing shit tonight.
All right, dude, I'm done, dude.
It's already going to be almost 4:30 in the morning, dude.
You know, give me a fucking break.
All right.
You know, before I go, I need another beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer.
Jesus Christ, dude.
Fucking almost eight hours.
Almost eight hours for Christ's sake.
What an absolute fucking machine.
All right.
Hey, and fuck you, Pettis.
Let me tell you something.
People that work an eight-hour workday, they get a fucking hour lunch.
All right.
They get a few breaks in between for Christ's sake, dude.
I'm going fucking straight.
Fucking high-energy.
Big balls.
All right.
Seven hours, eight hours.
So just shut the fuck up.
Look at Eric Wolf just woke up to go to school and he's like, oh my God, is this still on?
Goddamn right, man.
I'm a fucking machine, boy.
All right.
And I get fueled with motherfucking alcoholic gasoline, baby.
Woo!
You're damn right.
No breaks, baby.
I took one break for like, what, three minutes so I could hook up radio graffiti.
And who the hell just donated here?
Who is this?
Khabib, what's going on to Khabib?
He said, Ghost, would you consider watching Connor versus Ceroni on the Saturday Night Troll Show?
I think you can get away with it on Vaughan.
Dude, no, no, I can't.
I probably would, but I doubt, dude.
You know, the guy who owns the Vaughan.live is a part of the inner circle.
And he would probably say, dude, you know, we can't do this.
They're going to try to, you know, you're bringing heat onto our, you know, all that shit.
So I agree that it would be fun.
You know, I mean, that's the way it should be.
If we could have, you know, if one of us had bought the fucking fight and we could have like a private room and we're watching it or whatever, that's that's great.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on here.
Hold on, I'm trying to get the fucking remainder of this beer into this, into the goddamn fucking shit here.
Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody.
All right.
I'm on my two, four, six, eight.
I'm on my seven.
Not eight.
It's seventh beer.
I've only had two shots.
Let me take another shot while I'm at it.
All right.
Fire sales.
Figure it out.
All right.
Fire sales.
Figure it out, dude.
All right.
I don't need, you know, I'm not going to fucking, I would never do that.
Fire sales and shit.
Where's my fucking, where's my shit?
Because, dude, I mean, you know, I drink for fun.
I'm not drinking to kill myself like only use me blade up in here.
All right.
I drink for fun, baby.
I drink to have a good time, baby.
I'm not out here fucking.
I mean, dude, the bad part about Blade, and I love Blade.
Don't be wrong.
I'm donating lots of money to Blade and other streamers like Bjorn and a whole bunch of other people, dude.
I try to spread it around and shit.
But the thing about Blade is that this guy drinks to literally kill himself, dude.
Have you ever seen him drink?
He's like, hey, dude, figure it out.
We're doing fire sales.
And then, like, you know, you give him fire sales, right?
People are fucking donating.
And within like an hour or two hours, this guy is completely fucking drunk to the point where he's pissing himself.
He's falling all over the floor, etc.
And as a result, I mean, that's nobody wants to see that, dude.
I mean, you know, what they want to see is Blade in the fucking.
They want to see Blade in the midst of the jungle and, you know, just going up to people in a drunkard stupor and say, hey, you want to squirt a little bit?
He'll literally go.
He'll literally go up to women and say, hey, you want to squirt a little bit?
Or, you know, you know what I mean?
You want to fucking?
I mean, seriously, you know, and if they say no, if they react negatively to him, he's like, you fucking whore.
So it's pretty fun, dude.
Hold on, somebody just donated it.
Hey, Ghost, cheers for the broadcast.
Hey, cheers, man.
Good to hear you after getting home from work.
Been enjoying some Halo Reach now that I finally have some time and people have been suggesting me that game.
People dropped Jeremy Corbin from a helicopter.
Hey, cheers to Prince, dude.
Thank you very much.
Cheers to you.
Thank you for the dono.
And I can't say I don't disagree with you about Jeremy Corbin, but we don't want to say anything like that to anybody.
So cheers to everybody out here, man.
All right, another shot.
All right, figure it out.
Cheers.
I'm sloppy drunk at 4:30 in the morning, baby.
How do you like that, huh?
How do you like a little bit of that?
All right, let's get to some more Radio Graffiti calls here.
How about jingles all the way, radio graffiti?
Hey, jingles all the way.
All right, this guy's a fucking idiot.
Get this idiot out of here.
All right, this guy.
All right.
And people are, Puka Dude is saying, you know, take some numbers.
So let's, all right, I'll listen to Pooka Dude here.
Pooka Dude's been around for a while.
So, well, at least this year.
He's been around a lot of shows.
So, anyway, let's see what we got here.
Let's take a couple of numbers.
I got to fucking set this shit up so that people can hear me better because for whatever reason we're having technical difficulties.
I'm pretty sure people can hear me now.
So let's go ahead and do this.
Let's see.
Who do we want to take here?
What's a number we want to take?
We got, how about 661 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, 661, you there?
What's going on, boy?
This guy's cooming or something for Craig.
Get this guy out of here.
He's cooming or something.
How about 998 Radio Graffiti?
What do you think I should do to pay forgiveness?
Tell them to throw chitlins at you and call you nigger.
Get that nigger.
Get that shit out.
Get that shit out of here, dude.
Listen, I never said that first and foremost, okay?
They obviously spliced me saying that.
But let me tell you something right now.
I remember that.
That was one of my blacks, Ex Go Cion.
Anybody know what happened to Ex Go Cion?
Anyway, Ex Ghostion was one of my blacks, and he was saying, he came to me.
He's like, hey, man, what am I going to do?
I want my white friends to hook it up.
Hold on.
What?
What?
Typa to ban AVGN 1000 from the chat.
Should I really ban AGV1000 since he keeps fucking acting like a fucking stupid troll?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Only lose me legs.
I like that song, by the way.
I'm going to drink that Jaeger till I'm fucking dead.
I only lose me legs.
I got Jaeger in the keg.
Let's move on.
All right.
Anyway, Ex Go Cione asked me, like, hey, how do I make my white friends like me again because I was banging they bitches?
That's literally what he asked.
He's like, man, my white friends don't like me because I'm banging they bitches.
And, you know, I want to say I'm sorry.
I want them to like, yay, man, it's okay.
And I was just trying to be facetious and say, hey, look, you know, maybe you should be like self-deprecating in some regard and say, hey, why don't you, you know, let them throw chitlins at you and call you kunta or something.
And it was a fucking joke, okay?
It was a fucking joke.
And maybe I took it too far, but it was a fucking joke, okay?
Ex Goción has been a he's been a fucking fan.
And maybe because I fucking switched the Monday, Wednesday, Friday to Tuesday and Thursday, that's why he ain't around any here.
I didn't run.
How did I run him off?
I didn't run him off.
Now they're saying I ran him off.
Whatever, dude.
I didn't run nobody off.
All right.
I don't ever run nobody off.
All right.
All right.
Anyway, how about who else the hell we got here?
How about area code 336, Radio Graffiti?
Platoon, why not?
I didn't really understand, so I decided I'm not going to spit in the fucking spittoon.
So what I did is I decided I'm just drinking.
I mean, give me a break.
I mean, why am I coming to a wine tasting if I'm not going to be able to drink the damn spittoon wine?
I apparently blacked out.
I do not know what happened.
Splittoon, wine.
I was asked to leave the establishment.
I threw up all over myself.
For Christ's sake, I'm not drunk.
I'm an addict.
I didn't expect to get that drunk, dude.
All I can do, that man, I don't think of wine as something that could get you blacked out drunk.
The first thing that comes to mind when I think of wine is like, bang it, niggers, fruit bowls.
You fucking fuck goddamn.
That's it.
Ah, that's it.
Ah!
Fucking fuckers!
Good!
All right, guys, get this fucking shit out of here!
Get this fucking shit out of here!
All right, you got that.
You fucking want to be there?
All right, I'm done, dude.
I'm done with this shit.
Take this shit off.
All right.
Take it off.
I don't want them to have any fucking after radio.
Fuck that shit.
Take it off, Engineer, right now.
You're damn right.
Goodbye.
Now, look, that was it.
That's the straw that broke the fucking camel's back over here for Christ's sake.
And I can't believe that you sorry sex of crap will do this to me for Christ's sake.
I didn't mean to get fucking drunk at the goddamn wine tasting.
You understand?
I didn't want to spit the fucking spittoon.
I didn't want to spit in the fucking spittoon.
Take the fucking radio graffiti graph.
Take the fucking radio graffiti graphic.
Listen, all right, I'm done, folks.
All right.
Let me tell you something.
It's 5.50.
Well, it's already 5.57.
It's 5.50.
Excuse me.
Dude, I'm fucking drunk, dude.
7 hours and 57 minutes.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Look, dude, I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Stick a fucking fork in me.
I'm fucking done, dude.
All right.
Seven hours and 57 minutes, dude.
I'm sorry.
I just can't take that shit anymore, dude.
I mean, you know, this is why I got to get fucking copious amounts of fucking alcohol.
Jesus Christ, my fucking heart's beating like a fucking rabbit.
All right, listen.
Look, dude, shut up in the chat.
You didn't win shit.
You didn't win fucking shit, dude.
I've been on here.
Look, I'm going to stay on here for two minutes so I can show you.
I've been on here for eight hours like a fucking madman.
Do you understand me?
Huh?
I'm going to stay on here for two little minutes to show you fuckers.
Just to show you I'm a machine and show you you fuckers can't break me, you fucking cocks.
You can't break me.
Fucking dick holes.
You can't fucking break me.
All right.
Fucking assholes.
Look, all right.
It is now seven minutes, 50, excuse me, seven hours, 58 minutes, and 40 seconds.
All right.
I'm getting out of here at eight hours straight.
I'm getting out of here at eight hours straight.
And fuck you, Jackler.
Who the fuck asked you, you fucking limey idiot?
You should be fucking fanning your nuts that the conservatives took over the UK Parliament, you piece of shit.
Instead of sitting over here talking garbage, it's boomer bedtime.
I'm not going to fucking go to bed right now.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to get Mrs. Ghost up, and I'm going to make her get me a goddamn steak with some fucking chicken wings, maybe some mac and cheese, and a side order of some fucking rolls.
All right.
And then I'll go to sleep, boy.
All right.
Then I'll go to motherfucking sleep, motherfucker.
All right?
Damn right.
You goddamn right.
You're in my fucking smoke.
All right.
Yeah, you're damn right.
I'm a machine.
I want everybody in here to acknowledge that I'm a machine.
What is this?
Fucking Sharon Cox.
We won.
You should be happy.
At least something is finally winning, unlike the cowboy.
Dude, I've already stopped talking about the cowboys.
And who the fuck did this for two bucks?
You win, Ghost 0125.
These trolls don't know shit.
You won, dude, all these shows for a good reason.
Look, there's a fan right there for a $2 bill.
Did you see that right there?
There's a fucking fan for a $2 bill.
Laying the smack it down on all you people that are talking shit right now in the goddamn chat room.
I'm telling you right now, you know what?
You know what?
Fucking AVGN 1000, fuck you.
All right, Geralt, fuck you.
Papa Swanky, fuck you.
Heavy Hebrew, fuck you.
Pettis, fuck you and your stupid gay ass.
Grand Wizard, fuck you.
Jackler, fuck you.
Digital Tripper, fuck you.
Smack It Down Chat Room00:03:30
Texas Wildfires, fuck you.
Richard Fitzel, fuck you and your ass.
Joshua, fuck you.
Say Reagan backwards, fuck you.
All right?
Fucking God.
Cheers to Olive Yaksloff.
He's good.
Unlisted Ninja, fuck you.
Bob Tom, fuck you.
All right.
Sergeant Mario, fuck you.
Two weeks, fuck you.
What the fuck is this?
Especially when there are many, many of them.
Alex Jones is ripping you off again.
You see, this is what I'm talking about.
You see this?
This is what I'm talking about.
Fucking Alex Jones ripping off the ghost man.
I got to see this for myself.
All right.
And then I'm ending it on this shit.
All right.
Because that's it.
All right.
Fucking Alex Jones.
I'm telling you.
Look, I'm caught.
Listen.
Listen.
Let me see what this is before I say what I'm going to say about Alex Jones.
Because it may get me in some fucking trouble.
Fucking tell.
I'm caught.
Listen.
Let me see what this is before I say what I'm going to say.
Get me a link to my own show.
Is that you want the echo?
Let's see what this is before I say what I'm going to say.
Get me a link to my own show.
Is that if you want the echo?
That's what you fucking autistic assholes want.
Get me a link to my own show.
Is that if you want the echo?
That's what you fucking autistic assholes want.
Get me a link to my own show.
Is that if you want the echo?
That's what you fucking artistic asshole get back.
What a bunch of shitbag shitbag man episode 125!
Episode 125!
You fucking ass shitbag shitbag!
What a bunch of shitbag shitbag!
What a bunch of shitbag shitbag man episode 125!
You fucking ass shitbag!
You fucking commercial shit all the way to shit shit!
I'm talking to all of you, you fucking gas in the chat room.
It's a you, witches, get you fucking covers here, the way you get it back.
I'm talking to all of you and the I'm from Master You respect me.
You respect me, you respect me, you respect me when they're masked.
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You're the witch shit.
Lucky Witch Shit Lyrics00:10:20
You don't winch.
You look witch shit, you scratch all tail and fiber murmuring.
It is you with shit.
You're the witch shit.
You pick magic, but you talk it's really more you!
You pick magic again!
Fuck you!
You pick magic again!
You fucking waste your recap!
You pick magic again!
You fucking pick menstruated anglers.
You fucking wish for a camera.
Shut up, you don't witch.
Shut up.
You don't wish for cameras.
I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star!
You'll be lucky if I come back on top, you dickheads.
You'll be lucky as I come up to.
You fuck.
You'll be lucky.
You'll be lucky enough!
You'll be lucky enough!
Just make sure I said you will be lucky enough!
You'll be lucky enough!
You're locked in.
You'll be lucky if I don't have a good time.
You'll be a watchy hypothesis.
You'll be lucky if I come back on Dancia.
Nobody's lucky if I come in the worst.
You'll be lucky if I know you're nothing.
You'll be lucky if I come back on Dasha.
I fucking donated
a $20, fucking 20-bucker, man.
After all this fucking shit.
Atlas Corporation, what the fuck?
Atlas Corporation, what the fuck, ended with, what is this?
A proper fucking ending?
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
What are you fucking talking about, you fucking idiot?
This is a fucking monetized piece of shit.
What is this?
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
The proper ending.
A proper.
What the fuck is a proper fucking ending to the shit show?
I'm bringing sexy back.
Oh my god.
I think it's special what's behind your back.
You gotta be shitting me.
You got to be fucking shitting me.
You have got to be shitting me, fucking Atlas.
Fucking corporate.
What the fuck your name is?
Go here, be gone.
Oh my god.
Go here, be gone.
Go here, be gone.
You've got to be shitting it, dude.
I mean, this is the hell that is my show.
This is the hell that is my life.
This is the hell.
Eight hours I've been fucking broadcasting, man.
Eight hours.
Eight hours I've been broadcasting.
And this is the kind of shit I gotta put up with.
I'm bringing sexy back.
The models don't know how to act.
I mean, come on.
Is this gonna be the new thing?
Everything's gonna be fucking mixed with Home Depot.
Is this gonna be the new shit, dudes?
Oh, God.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Stick a fucking fork in me.
I'm fucking done.
Fucking Atlas Corporation, you dickhead.
Go here, be gone with the drinks out.
Alright, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
You'll be lucky if I come back on Saturday.
I tell you, the fucking Thursday.
I'm sorry.
I don't even know my fucking day.
You got me discommobulated with all this autistic offspring bullshit.
All right.
You ready?
You'll be lucky.
You ready?
You'll be lucky if I come back home Thursday, dude.
All right.
8:30 p.m. Central Standard fucking time.
I'm getting out of here, okay?
I'm getting out of here.
And you know, you guys are getting worse and worse.
You know that, right?
You know that.
NOW YOU'RE GETTING WORSE!
Why are you all doing this shit?
Why are you all doing this shit?
All right, dude.
I'm done with this shit.
Take this shit off.
I'm done.
All right.
Yeah, you ready?
You're ready?
What the fuck is this?
This is the last shit.
I'm getting out of here.
I'm going to fucking end it.
You know, you guys are fucking dickheads.
What the fuck is this?
Put the PC shut on.
What is this shit?
Another home.
I can barely hear it.
How come I can barely hear this shit?
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
When did this shit become a meme, dude?
When did the Home Depot shit become a meme?
Seriously, I mean, I'd like to know, dude, when the fuck did this shit become a meme?
This sounds like a good shit to rap to, though, like, right?
Uh, yeah.
I'm ghost.
I'm chilling with the capitalist.
Everybody knows that I ain't a fucking fabulous.
Motherfucking like me, a straight G from the SHE.
You know what it is, you see.
God damn, I'm a man with the master plan.
What the fuck?
Who the fuck is donating more, man?
Who the fuck?
Watch the entire.
Dude, don't give me orders.
All right, asshole.
I told you fucking idiots not to fucking even fucking donate.
I tell them not to donate, but they still do.
They don't know how it is, but I feel blue.
Everybody knows ghosts on the NNX.
But everybody wants a little piece of me because they wet.
God damn, I'm the man.
You should understand.
Gets real wicked with the Mac in my hand.
What's up to Khabib?
And should I say distilling?
And everybody in the chat room be illing.
Fuck Pettis and fuck Keemskas in their ass.
They know they's a blast from the past.
I flow off the head.
I'm looking at names.
Everybody knows that they was wish they was a meme.
They trying to get in the net glory.
Or should I say they a bitch named Tori?
Should I say I'm the man?
Do you understand?
The ghost man with the mic in his hand.
I say, damn, what the fuck?
I'm rapping to Home Depot.
Everybody knows I ain't no motherfucking hoe.
I almost fucked up on that lyric, but who gives a damn?
Because everybody has to hear it.
Man, I can flow like a black man.
Everybody knows that I am the man.
I'm multi, should I say, cultural enriched.
And I ain't your mama's bitch.
All right, that's enough, dude.
All right.
I don't even know what I'm talking about, dude.
I don't even know what I'm talking about, dude.
I'm serious, dude.
Now, now I'm a little bit inebriated here, okay?
Thank you, GX Central Media, whatever the hell that is.
And somebody says, Watch this entire video.
What video?
What?
What now?
What now?
Watch this entire video.
Anti-American Democrat Scum00:05:07
I'll put the PC.
Watch the entire dude.
Dude, this is two hours and 28 minutes.
This is two hours and 28 minutes.
And what the hell is this?
WTXN TV40.
What the fuck is hold on?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
This was streamed six hours ago.
Wait a minute.
This was streamed six hours ago.
Oh, wait a minute.
This is age required.
All right.
I'm not watching this.
I'm not watching this.
Hold on.
This is age restricted here.
Okay.
I don't know why it is.
Yeah.
I don't know why it is.
I don't know if it's a snake, a snake in the ass, or whatever it is.
All right, but this better not be a goddamn snake in the ass.
That's all I'm saying for Christ's sake.
And look at this idiot.
This idiot is streaming himself doing a Fortnite update and he's got 124 people.
Fucking gaming, dude.
I guess I'm going to have to do some gaming after the first of the year, right?
I guess I'm going to have to do some gaming after the first of the fucking year, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God.
All right.
Now, everybody, I'm sorry for this, but some idiot donated a $20, 20 bunker for this.
I don't know if they're trying to activate a sleeper cell or what, but since they're doing this, I'm going to go ahead and throw some of my two cents in.
Trump 2020.
Democrats are American, anti-American pieces of shit.
All right.
That's what Democrats are.
Democrats are anti-American pieces of trash.
All right.
That's all it is.
Democrats are anti-American scum.
Democrats are anti-American pieces of trash.
All right.
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Cheers for the new longest show ever ghost.
I'm not gay, by the way.
Yeah, I'm sure you're not.
I hope so, pettis.
All right.
Thank you, Pettis.
All right.
Thank you very much.
All right, but we're still doing this.
Democrats are anti-American scum.
Democrats are anti-American trash.
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Democrats are anti-American scum.
Democrats are anti-American tra- ...can be even dearer friends, especially when there are many, many of us can be even a deal with us.
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Dude, just leave me alone, dude.
Seriously, just leave me the fuck alone.
All right.
Just leave me alone.
All right.
Jesus fucking hell, dude.
All right.
Home Depot Live Stream00:08:27
I guess I got to fucking.
I mean, it never ends.
It's my life.
Don't you forget.
Let's go to Moore Home Depot for their little shit.
Here's Moore Home Depot.
Dude, fuck you in your Home Depot.
Seriously, dude.
I mean, what is this now?
What I'm gonna drink that Jager till I'm fucking dead.
I'm only losing my legs.
Might even buy me some brand new flow.
I know the doors is in the back.
Doorknobs is attached.
Hinges come matched.
Got the ball.
Are you shitting me with this fucking Home Depot shit?
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Are you fucking shitting me, dude?
Girl is a liar.
I just passing by her.
She said you don't have it.
Your wife is a groupie.
She acts like she knew me.
I just call it sushi.
She's got a big mood.
Ain't no I ain't bluffing.
Ain't a hobby.
I can't think of this like beat without Blade.
I'm not joking.
I'm gonna take my dog till I'm fucking dead.
I'm only lose me legs.
I'm gonna drink that Jaeger till I'm fucking dead.
I'm only lose me legs.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
I can't think of a son.
I can't think of this song without fucking thinking of Blade.
I'm not even kidding, dude.
And Blade, amputation hype.
Hey!
Going to you, honey.
She want me to play her kids.
Ladies got the habit, there ain't no such thing as two.
Sliding down the hollow with your mama in my new car.
Got no rest.
Tell your girls a free car.
All right.
How much longer?
All right, we got a few seconds.
Dude, why do all the two-minute songs sound longer?
Why do they seem longer than everything else?
Yes, I'm going to take my dog to the Home Depot.
I'm only lose me legs.
Hey, hey, Blade, I love you, dude.
No shit, dude.
Cheers, dude.
Cheers to Blade.
I'm not even joking.
I know I, you know, I'm over here saying, only lose me, legs, but, you know, cheers, dude.
You know, I've donated a lot.
I try to, you know, donate to a lot of fucking streamers, dude, because I want to have in-real life streaming and streamers to sustain the continuity.
Did you see the streamer awards that the, I don't know, YouTube gave here recently?
What a joke.
All right.
That's all I got to say.
All right.
The last but not least.
Dude, it's been a long night.
It's eight hours, 23 fucking minutes, dude.
Eight hours, 23 minutes.
Somebody just said that this is the official longest episode.
You should feel happy for yourselves.
And look, even more Home Depot requested this.
All right.
What is this?
Are you shitting me down?
Are you shitting me?
Just sit right there.
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
Oh, dude.
No, hold on.
Pause this, dude.
Dude, stop donating to me, dude.
Serious, dude.
Listen, seriously, stop donating, okay?
I want to go to bed.
All right.
Leave me the fuck up.
All right.
Go home from Bell Air.
Jesus Christ.
In West Philadelphia.
Born and raised.
I hope you're not.
I want to be on.
I think Will Smith is overrated.
Okay, he was a funny character on Fresh Prince, but he sucks as an actor, dude.
I thought that that movie, Ali, made Ali look like a fucking, you know, indicating idiot, if you want my opinion.
All right.
I'm just saying.
Where'd you ask me if I'm going to be large?
I made them waiting with her.
They have a day, but she's fucked up.
Just saying.
Drinking on juice out of a champagne.
I mean, how many of these fucking goddamn Home Depot rape?
What is it about the Home Depot fucking theme that makes people want to act as fucking mentally?
Hold on, hold on.
Skip to that part, PLS.
Are you fucking shitting me, dude?
Khabib Nagamroff, you make it 2020 and you get more videos ever.
Tell me this isn't Jew magic.
Dude, I'm not.
Tell me this isn't Jew magic.
Dude, it isn't Jew fucking magic, dude.
Shut up, all right?
I'm begging these people to stop.
And look, I've got two more.
I've got two more now.
Oh, my God.
I don't know what to say, dude.
I don't need you.
I pulled up to the house of my 7 or 8 and I go home to the house.
And this is the fucking Home Depot.
This is a Home Depot theme.
I can't fucking believe it, dude.
I cannot fucking believe it.
All right, dude.
No more donos, please, okay?
All right.
And somebody donated this and said, this is not Home Depot.
All right.
Well, then, what is it?
What is this shit?
This is not Home Depot.
Wait, this is live?
Dude, this is fucking live, dude.
Are you shitting me?
This is fucking live right now, for Christ's sake.
Democrats are anti-American scum.
Democrats are anti-American trash.
Democrats are anti-American scum.
Democrats are anti-American trash.
Democrats are anti-American scum.
Democrats are anti-American trash.
What the fuck?
Good evening, Ghost the Hambone.
The fuck is this?
What the fuck is this shit?
Oh my God.
Game Center 40 will soon be on the air.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, great.
That's great.
Oh, oh, oh, is it?
Is this what you're doing?
Is this it, huh?
Newscast.
A newscast about what?
And congratulations.
Well, dude, I'm not very happy about it.
I'll tell you that right now.
Democrats are anti-American scum.
Democrats are anti-American trash.
Democrats are anti-American scum.
Democrats are anti-American trash.
Democrats are anti-American scum.
Democrats are anti-American trash.
All right.
What are you going to stop it all of a sudden?
That it?
You're just going to stop it all of a sudden for heaven's sake?
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Obviously, somebody who's, you know, thinks that they're going to fucking start something.
Cowboy Ranch Ram Video00:16:02
I don't know.
I don't know what it is.
All right.
And why is everybody coming into this idiot's chat room?
Congrats, Ghost, on your longest episode ever.
By the way, it's going to be a gaming newscast, just to let you know.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fucking actual fuck?
You know, dude, I have no idea.
I have no idea, dude.
I don't know what the fuck that was about.
All right.
All right.
And what's Khabib, you're right.
You know, you make it $20.20 and you get more videos than ever.
Tell me this isn't Gew Magic.
It isn't GeoMagic, dude.
I'm just, I'm just, you know, a guy trying to do a broadcast.
That's all I'm doing.
And somebody by the name of Sweetie Belle just gave me a $25 bill and said, saw this and thought of you, heart.
I hope that's a real woman and not some trans or some fucking femme or some twink.
Starts at 35 to that part, please.
Really?
I hope, you know, this is some secret admirer or something.
Is this some kind of a secret admirer or something?
I don't know if Mrs. Ghost liked that shit.
All right, but I got a lot of.
No, it isn't.
All right.
Now I get it.
All right.
This viewer discretion is advised.
This is brony bullshit.
All right.
Here it is.
This is brony bullshit.
How many bronies do I have listening to me?
Seriously, dude.
I mean, seriously, how many fucking bronies do I have listening to me, dude?
this is an abnormal amount I mean how many bronies said in tone No, Dude, seriously, how many fucking bronies do I have listening to me, dude?
Fucking rooski brony now Oh my god, dude.
You've got to be shitting me, man.
You know what?
If you're a brony in the chat, press fucking five.
All right?
If you're a brony in the chat, please press five.
I gotta know who you are.
I'm not fucking joking, dude.
Oh, look, here they come!
Look at all the fives.
Here they come.
Holy shit, what up, ghost durst still live?
Yeah, I'm still live there.
King, Carter, Tom Ritten.
You're damn right, baby.
Eight hours and 30 minutes, dude.
Who the fuck else does that like a machine?
Like a machine.
Wait, hold on.
What?
No.
No.
One more proper ending.
Dudes, just leave me alone, dude.
Seriously, I'm just going to end this shit.
I'm not joking, dude.
I mean, you guys are being fucking dicks.
And, you know, I know why you're being this way.
We're going to keep ghosts up forever.
And I want to be honest with you.
If this takes too long, I'm not going to do a Thursday show.
I'm not joking around.
All right?
I mean, if y'all are going to keep doing this, I'm not doing a Thursday show, dude.
Because I can't be up.
It's 5-0.
It's 5.10 in the morning!
Yeah, no, no.
Fuck you, Pettis, dude.
I didn't.
I'm not doing eight-hour show.
I'm not setting a precedent with this, dude.
I'm not doing eight or nine-hour shows like this.
This is not healthy, dude.
This is not fucking healthy.
Are you kidding me with this brony shit, dude?
Dude, I want to be honest with you.
I don't like the, this is my little pony fixation.
I was, I mean, look, I appreciate that the Brony community likes this show.
But, dude, you will never convince me to fucking, you know, watch this shit.
All right?
Especially after season two.
Like, we're supposed to believe that shit.
The fuck out of here, dude.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on to the last goddamn fucking $20, $20 bucker here.
And this is by Grunt OC, alright?
Grunt OC.
Alright, here it is.
He said, one more proper ending.
What the fuck is this?
God no This is a proper ending, dude This is a fucking proper ending.
Wild Ram Ridge Cowboys getting sucked.
Huge herd fuckcocks feeding cowboy throats.
Twelve-inch herd cowboy cocks breeding and breathing, and breeding buttholes deeper than breeding buttholes fuck me full.
That's disgusting.
Breeding buttholes turning cowboys into their cowboys congrats.
Uh well, thank you.
Can't be, and you know what, thank you specific cans abuser.
I can sit here and say, is the top donator of the year and dude, i'm gonna send you something.
You know seriously, dude.
Seriously, i'm not even kidding, you know you're, you're a good guy.
And there's dude i'd like to send everybody in the top 25 something but uh, everybody thinks that i'm gonna dox or some bullshit.
So whatever, dude.
Uh, here it is.
The last Grunt Ocean requested this.
Thank you to cans abuser and whether or not she likes to admit it, dark meme, magician girl, even though you call me your good girl or whatever the fuck you're calling.
Ranch cowboys out in the yard strip naked huge, heard cocks as hard as rocks, getting fucked, getting fucked, getting fucked.
And look, I don't condone those folks.
I mean, who the hell just donated this Grunt Ocean?
Cowboy throats, 12 inch herd cowboy cocks breeding and breeding and greedy buttholes deeper than those cowboys ever been fucked before?
Anyway, Kansas Abuser, once again, cheers to you, dude.
Thank you very much, dude.
I appreciate it.
Jesus Christ, dude.
Eight hours and 40 minutes.
All right.
Look, this is the last one.
If you donate, you're listening.
I'm going to be honest with you.
If you donate after this, it's a donation.
I'm not playing anymore.
I'm not fucking around.
I'm not kidding.
If you fucking donate anymore, I'm not playing it.
So you donate at your own risk.
And Brunt OC, are you shitting me?
Another fucking Ram Ranch?
Ford Rack your truck.
Another fucking Ram Ranch.
Ram Ranch is under siege.
Under lockdown.
Dude, U.S. Marines are gonna fuck Ram Ranch cowboy butts.
Oh, who the fuck did this?
Who the hell did it?
You really thought you were done?
The song that plays when the 20 buckers face off against ghost.
You know what, Dark Me Magician Girl?
I just gave you fucking props, you dirty bitch.
And here you are.
You're fucking keeping me on even fucking more.
So stop!
Play the fucking Ram Ranch shit.
Gonna fuck Prince Harry's butt.
And oh, great.
Here's the Prince Harry one again.
What is it with this guy and Prince Harry, for heaven's sake?
Cowboy Butts!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, U.S. Marines!
U.S. Marines!
You wish, boys!
You wish!
You wish, gay boy.
Ram Ranch is under siege under lockdown.
US Marines are gonna fucking Ramin's cowboy butts.
Look at you, Prince Harry.
Why does this guy got a fucking Prince Harry face?
Cool US Marines.
Cowboy Butts.
Yeah, 28.
I woke up to let the dogs out and you are still going Epic here is something you will like dude.
I don't want you to donate anymore.
I want I don't want you to donate anymore.
You fucking baggage.
Ford Racker Trucks.
Helicopters landed.
Ram Ranch is under siege.
Under lockdown.
U.S. Marines are gonna fuck Ram Rancher.
Dude, shut up in the chat room.
This is not fucking funny, dude.
This is not fucking funny.
Alright?
I've given you everything, man.
Enough!
U.S. Marines!
Enough!
Cowboy butts!
How long has this been going on, dude?
Only a minute and 45!
You gotta be shitting me!
Fucking fuck the wild gun!
Yeah, Brennan, long dick Brennan, gonna fuck up.
Who the fuck is this stupid fucking fruit ball talking about?
Fuck you some buttholes, deep, Yeah, you rest Marines.
Got your cowboys stripped naked up against the wall.
Fucking the fucking fucking those boys.
I can't keep this going, man.
Are you shitting me?
Yeah, big man to manage leader of the director.
And look, he's doing the echo.
He's ripping me off.
He's ripping me off.
He's doing the echo.
Hold on.
Somebody just donated.
What the fuck did you just donate?
Can't abuser.
Oh, oh, dude.
Oh, oh, oh, no.
Oh, can't be.
Now you're fucking doing what the pet Mexican does, huh?
Huh?
Well, no, I meant for this to be played.
I thought it was all right.
I'm just giving this a couple more seconds.
Fuck those boys.
Greg and Justin.
Gonna fuck you some gruddles.
Deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep.
Yeah, you rest of the Marines.
Got your cowboys naked niggas.
All right, we get it, dude.
We get it.
All right.
Look in those boys.
Big man to Sincodra, leader of the pack, Matt the Walker, and Andrew and Connor.
Dude, all right, three minutes is good enough.
All right.
Thank you, Grunt OC.
I appreciate your donos.
I don't appreciate this open homosexuality, all right?
Now, listen, dudes, I'm not fucking kidding, dude.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not trying, dude.
I people say that I'm some kind of a sheckle goblin and I'm doing this and I'm doing that.
I'm not doing anything, dude.
Please stop donating, okay?
Please, come on, please.
Jesus, fucking hell, man.
All right.
Here's Dark Me Magician Girl, even though I gave her props and she's like, you know what?
I'm going to get I'm going to go ahead and let him do one of my donos.
And here's Dark Me Magician Girl.
Please Stop Donating00:02:55
You really thought you were done?
This, the song that plays when 20 buckers face off against ghosts.
What the fuck does that mean?
All right.
The song that plays.
And look, I want to be honest with you.
This is what comes up.
It's fucking Steve Martin in a banjo.
You're a fucking overrated comedian, Steve Martin.
I'm just saying, dude.
You're an overrated fucker.
All right, here it is.
Here's the song that Dark Me Magician Girl said that it is the song that plays when 20 buckers face off against ghosts.
All right, here it is.
What is this shit?
Hey, dudes.
It's so fucking funny.
Ah, dude, no, no, man!
Come on.
Listen.
Please don't let it end with Ram Ranch Ghosty.
Here's an absolute tune.
Well, cheers again for the broadcast, and bye for now.
Prince, you forgot the link, dude.
You forgot the fucking link.
Look, dude, please stop donating.
Seriously, dude.
I'm tired.
I'm fucking tired.
And I want to go to sleep now.
Okay, how do you like that shit?
I'm not even going to wake up, Mrs. Ghost to make shit.
I'm gonna fuckin' go to sleep.
No funny, dark mean magician girl!
Real fucking funny, dude.
All right, look, please stop donating, please.
I'm telling you all to stop fucking donating, please.
All right.
Hey, look, these assholes in the chat room.
I thought you were a machine, dude.
I got a life, asshole.
All right.
I got to do shit here.
All right.
Party pooper.
Party pooper.
I don't know why that didn't read out.
Just play them on the next show.
Nowhere in the description says that when you'll play them.
Well, dude, I'm not going to do that.
I'm not an asshole.
And the fucking fans know that I'm an added asshole.
And that's why they take advantage of my fucking niceness.
You know, they take my niceness for weakness, dude.
And it's sad and it's fucked up.
Meme Warriors vs Poopers00:05:31
And you look at it.
Here it is.
Look at Distillan over here.
I mean, Christmas song to finish with.
All of you are all pieces of fucking garbage, dude.
I'm not even kidding around, dude.
I mean, you know, I mean, you know, who do you torture?
I mean, this is torture.
What you fucking people are doing are torture.
This is sleep deprivation.
All right.
This is torture is what the fuck you're doing.
All right.
Lone Star requested this and said, wow, woke up to let the dogs out and you're still going.
Epic.
Here's something you'll like.
Hey, what is this?
Might as well stay on for nine hours.
Look, Khabib, don't encourage them, dude.
Come on, Khabib, dude.
You're supposed to be on my side, man.
I mean, come on.
Jesus fucking Christ.
What is this?
Lone Star requested this.
What is this?
What the fuck is this, dude?
This better not be making fun of Trump.
That's all I'm saying.
This better not be making fun of Trump.
That's the last thing that I want to see right now.
Trump 2020.
Put that in your hitch.
Trump 2020, baby.
Oh, my God.
You remember that?
that lesion on her tongue oh why are you kidding me Is this like God Emperor Trump shit?
All right, I'm going to listen to this for a second.
This is like God Emperor Trump.
Trump 2020, baby.
Trump 2020.
Ha ha ha ha.
At the edge of the world of the right to fill the air, as we earned us its world, the dreadful surveyor protector of mankind.
Try to meet your face, your deceivers.
Dude, I have to say, this is what I'm talking about here, dude.
This is what I'm talking about out here, man.
We need more propaganda like this.
Remember the meme wars.
Remember the meme wars of 2016.
Remember the meme wars Remember the meme wars dude remember them very vividly baby we need Trump 2020 baby And the Democrats are actually voting this morning on the impeachment.
But we all know the Democrats are anti-American scum.
Democrats are anti-American trash.
Democrats are anti-American scum.
Democrats are anti-American trash.
I'm telling you, dude, I would follow Donald Trump into hell.
You're damn right, dude.
You're damn right, not bad.
This was actually pretty good, okay?
We need more meme war stuff like this.
Look, look, take it.
By the way, take a look at when this was made.
2016.
We need more of you meme warriors out there, dude.
I'm not even fucking joking.
That's what won Trump the election.
That's why Trump is trying to clean out the swamp, and the swamp is turning against him.
Here's the link, friend.
Shout out to the host with the most.
Thank you, dude.
I appreciate it, dude.
Thank you very much, Prince.
I know who you are, dude.
Cheers, man.
Can't abuser, even though he's being a pet Mexican about it.
Fresh Suck Nuts Energy00:14:14
I thought he was just, you know, giving me 2020 for, you know, being a good fan or something.
No, it was meant to play this.
So what the hell is this?
All right, this is what Cannes Abuser wanted to play.
All right, what is this shit?
What is this?
What the hell is this?
One watching.
What the fuck is this shit?
Warning.
Hold on.
You better not be putting on some man ass or some bullshit, dude.
I'm not even joking.
You better not be putting on some fucking man ass for Christ's sake.
Especially when there are many, dude.
Holy shit, ghost.
Think someone stole your likeness for a video game.
Oh, really?
Do you have an intellectual property attorney ghost?
Well, you know, it is what it is, dude.
I'm underground, dude.
I'm underground.
I'm not worried about any of that shit.
I'm fucking underground.
GX in the chat, ghost is a machine.
Thank you very much, dude.
You're damn right.
Oh, he's playing chariots under fire.
You're damn right.
I'm fucking sitting here running the marathon for Christ's sake.
We're eight minutes away from nine fucking hours, dude.
All right, if I'm going to be doing nine hours, you know what time it is.
It's time for more beer!
Oh my god!
I'm winning.
I'm winning.
I'm telling you, dude, I'm a fucking machine, dude.
Okay?
I know there's a lot of people that talk shit about ghosts out here that ghost is this and ghost is that.
I mean, dude, I mean, listen, I'm a fucking machine, dude.
Nine fucking hours straight.
No goddamn break.
No, well, I took a break for a couple of minutes to set up Randy Graffiti.
But give me a break.
Give me a break.
How about that shit?
How about give me a break?
All right, I got another beer poured out here.
Thank you, Can't Abuser.
I appreciate it, dude.
All right, here, let me smoke a fucking little bit of toke.
Let me smoke a toke here.
I take a toque because up in smoke is where I'd be.
Look at the endurance.
The endurance that a man like me, I'm drinking, I'm smoking, and I'm fucking giving 110% energy.
Let me listen to me.
I don't even sound tired.
I'm a fucking machine, baby.
Let me smoke this.
You're damn right, baby.
I- I'm running the marathon, baby.
You're damn right.
A fucking machine, baby.
Cheers to everybody out here who's been fucking listening to me for all these.
It's going on nine fucking hours, dude.
Nine fucking hours.
So cheers to fucking Can's abuser.
He is the number one dono for the year.
And I don't think, I don't think anybody's going to beat him at all, dude.
He is way above everybody else.
So cheers to Can's Abuser.
I know you troll and shit, but I know you're a good fan.
So cheers to Can's Abuser, dude.
And look, this is the longest.
Where the fuck is this?
What wiki is this?
They've got all the longest episodes.
Look at this shit.
Look at this.
Look at this.
A ghost show, episode 125, currently live.
Woo!
Give me my drink.
Thank you, Cans Abuser.
You're a good dude, dude.
Well, you're a trolly son of a bitch, but you're a good dude, man.
Thank you very much.
All right.
Hold on.
What else is it?
You're going to show something else or something?
No, he's just showing the wiki article.
What the fuck?
Where did the hell did that come from?
You trying to appeal the Aussies that are just waking up?
I come from Alando Nanda.
Thank you very much, Cannes Abuser.
I appreciate it, dude.
All right.
Here's Distilling.
You know, Distilling Capitalist.
What's going on in Distilling, by the way, dude?
Cheers to you.
A Christmas song to finish with.
Well, it ain't going to finish.
I've got like fucking three more 20 buckers to do.
I'm telling you, I never thought I'd ever get fucking 20 buckers in this capacity, dude.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
I mean, seriously, dude, give me a fucking break up in here for heaven's sake, dude.
All right, here we go.
Let's go with who is this?
Kevin Bloody Wilson, of course, from Distillen.
He loves Kevin Bloody Wilson.
Well, let's go ahead.
What is this?
Ho-ho-ho for Christmas.
Oh, shit, I can't even hear this, dude.
Spent all my life in our back, the buggery, close to the middle of nowhere.
Groot with root and kangaroos, single fella, not a lot of hair to rustle and become a lot of Christmas.
Kevin Bloody Wilson, dude.
We cocks, hey, come, mate, we're going to not live.
Evan Morty Wilson is actually an anti-political corrects comedian in Australia.
And of course he'd write a book.
And we're going to make it a ho-ho-ho.
Of course, he'd write a Christmas.
Rip off the clubber and whip it up.
Of course, he'd write a Christmas song.
She'll look like she's been fucked by Mr. Whippy Truck.
Forget the bugger all else, so I buy me some ho-ho-holly for Christmas.
Cheers to Kevin Bloody Wilson.
Cheers to Distillen.
Thank you very much for the dono, dude.
And I know you're a hardworking son of a bitch, so cheers to you, dude.
All right.
Here is Prince.
Prince donated this.
Thank you, Prince, by the way, dude.
Cheers to Prince.
He said, just something.
Oh, hold on, hold on.
Let me go to his original dono.
Please don't let it end with Ram Ranch Ghost.
Here's an absolute tune.
Cheers for the broadcast.
Bye for now.
Thank you very much, Prince.
Let's go ahead.
He's one of my Australian listeners, just like Distillan.
That's why all the Aussies are up, dude.
They're fucking up up in here for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
It's like fucking midday for them right now.
Here it is.
It's early morning.
It's like 5:30 something in the fucking morning, and we are 15 seconds away from a nine-hour broadcast.
You fucks.
Anyway, here's what Prince donated here.
Let's see what this is here.
BrodyQuest.
This is a fucking tune, really?
Hey, wait, I remember this.
I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts.
I remember this.
Y'all remember that?
Do you remember that?
There's a tune on the internet.
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts.
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts.
There's a fucking tune to me singing that shit.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts.
Baby baby baby baby baby baby Here we go I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts.
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts.
Hey, Prince, I know where you're going with this, baby.
I know where you were going with this, baby.
I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts.
Hey, cheers to Prince for requesting this, dude.
I gotta show you the one that's with me in it, dude.
I have to show you, okay?
Because it's a classic.
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts.
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts.
Woo!
And we are now two minutes, almost two minutes into the ninth hour, baby.
You know what?
Maybe, maybe one day.
I'm not going to do it anytime soon.
But maybe one day, we do a 24-hour broadcast.
I'd have to sleep bright.
I'd have to eat right before it.
And it would be a special.
I mean, look, I don't want to do a 24-hour one because I have no need to do it.
But you guys keep pushing me.
You know, you keep pushing me and pushing me.
Excuse me.
And I'm looking at it.
It's nine hours right now.
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts.
All right, dude.
Thank you, Prince, dude.
I really do appreciate this.
This brings back memories, you know?
This brings back memories of the old 2010-2011 days.
And to think, to think, dude, we're going into 2020 here in the next couple of weeks.
All right?
We're going into 2020 in the next couple of weeks.
Can you believe it?
I can't believe it, dude.
I can barely believe it.
You know, it is.
All right.
I think we.
What is this?
This Brody guy, you know, overrated.
And by the way, have you seen the size of this guy's nose?
This guy's nose is a fucking nostril.
Look at that nose.
Look at that nose.
Oh, my God.
Hey, there's Ratzinger.
All right.
Thank you.
Thank you for that, Prince.
I appreciate it, dude.
Cheers to that.
As a matter of fact, I've got to show you the fucking one that they made for me.
This was a long time ago, dude.
I'm sorry.
I used to have this as my ringtone.
I'm not joking around.
I used to have this as my fucking ringtone.
All right, everybody, ready?
This was eight years ago.
Eight year, 2011, the same fucking time.
Look at that.
Look at that right there.
Here it is.
I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts.
I'm so fresh, I'm so fresh Oh man Memory, you know, in the corner of my mind.
Woo!
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts.
Stop real fresh, let's suck my nuts, baby.
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts.
Stop real fresh, let's suck my nuts.
I just wanted to play a little bit of that, dude.
I just wanted to let y'all know that that's what that reminded me of right there, Prince.
So cheers to you.
Thank you very much.
I do appreciate it.
Let's get to Der Wicking.
I can't believe you're even still with us, Der Wicking.
Jesus Christ, you've been here with us for the entire nine hours.
At least it seems like it.
Dir Wicking says, Holy shit, I think someone stole your likeness for a video game.
Well, you know, it is what it is, dude.
I'm underground, baby, and I'm underground.
All right, I'm underground.
Here, play the PC shot.
What is this?
Oh, dude, that is a you fucking dickheads, dude.
You fucking dickheads.
This is what we're gonna end it on, dude.
This shit is what we're gonna end it on.
You motherfucker, you're never my bed tonight.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Is this a real video game?
I mean, look, this is a real video game.
Look at this shit.
A chair hop, chair grind, share acid drop.
All right, dude.
I'm ending it on this, all right?
Thank you all for tuning in to the ghost show, episode 125.
Okay, cheers to everybody out here, dude.
Longest episode ever.
Nine minutes going on seven, not seven minutes, nine hours and seven minutes, excuse me.
I'm getting this combobulated here.
But thank you, Derwicking, for this.
Thanks, everybody, for chilling with me on this.
It was a Tuesday, and now it's a Thursday morning.
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But cheers.
This may be Use Me Blade here in a second.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Anyway, cheers to you guys, dude.
I will be back Thursday, 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
Okay, so everybody be here.
Thank you guys for chilling with me for the longest show in the history of this fucking show.
All right.
Thank you very much.
What is that?
That was actually in Tony Hawk's Underground 2.
Oh, Level Germany.
All right.
Thank you, dude.
Anyway, listen, thank you guys for chilling with me.
I will be here tomorrow, Thursday, 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
Nine hours and seven minutes.
I can't even believe it, dude.
I can't even believe it.
Over nine hours.
Anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out there.
Once again, I'm probably going to fucking sleep the whole day, which is non-productive for me, dude, as a capitalist.
You got to be when there are many, many of them.
Dude, all right.
What was your fucking piece of shit?
You fucking Sharon Cox.
Yeah, fucking Sharon Cox.
Yeah, I'm sure you're Sharon fucking Cox, huh?
I'm sure you're fucking Sharon goddamn Cox, you piece of shit.
All right, and I gotta wait for a goddamn fucking advertisement because ah, I'm just gonna end it on this.
You can all go fuck yourselves.
I'm not gonna, I'm done with the donations, dude.
I'm done, all right?
I'm done with this shit.
I'm done with all of you.
I'm done.
Here's Sharon Cox.
Fuck!
All right.
I guess be here Thursday, 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
And we will conduct another episode of The Ghost Show.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
A nine-hour show.
Over nine hours.
Oh, over nine-hour show, dude.
All right.
And shut up.
You can't hear the Home Depot theme.
Shut up.
I want to say cheers to all the true fans that are listening out there.
Okay?
I'm getting out of here.
And I hope that you're here with me.
I hope that you're here with me this Thursday, 8.30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
And shut up!
You don't hear the Home Depot theme!
Shut up!
All right, I'm getting out of here, folks.
All right?
Stick a fork in me.
I'm done.
Thank you all for chilling with me for over nine hours.