Ghost opens Episode 64 by claiming discussing Bernie Sanders' $260 million in funds is anti-Semitic, then devolves into rants about viewer Asho's drug use and alleged homosexuality. He mocks donations from users like Dark Me Magician Girl, refuses Rule 34 content, and attacks Snoop Dogg while smoking marijuana. Later, he plays Senator Lindsey Graham accusing Hillary Clinton of obstruction of justice before abruptly ending the June 4, 2019 broadcast after chat threats escalate into a dangerous "troll war." [Automatically generated summary]
Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Spread this show around the internet and throughout the world.
And let everybody you know, let them know that the Ghost Show, episode 64, is in effect and in the house.
All right.
What am I distorted here?
Tatest, Testes, one, two?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, it is episode 64.
And guess what?
All right.
It's anti-Semitic to talk about Bernie Sanders' money.
Huh?
How do you like some of that?
It's anti-Semitic to talk about Bernie Sanders' money.
How do you like some of that?
What the fuck?
Are you kidding me?
I think it's open season on Bernie Sanders' money as far as I'm concerned.
He's claiming to be a socialist.
He's claiming to be a socialist for Christ's sake.
And now it's anti-Semitic to talk about this son of a bitch's money.
Give me a break.
Oh, my God.
What's wrong with the mic?
Hold on.
Is my mic, is there something wrong with the mic?
All right.
Hey, hold on.
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
Shut this damn thing off.
Hold on.
It's something to testies.
Testies 1-2.
What the hell's going on with my mic?
What the hell is going on here?
Hey, Testes, Testies, 1-2-3.
What the hell is going on here?
Testies, Testies.
What the hell is going on with the damn mic?
What's going on here?
Hey, can y'all hear me?
Testies 1-2.
Testies.
Hold on.
How about there we go?
Jesus Christ.
The mid was off.
All right, let's go ahead and let's mess with the mid a little bit.
Here we go.
We got a little bit of this.
Mess around with that.
All right, that's better.
My apologies for Christ's sake.
I don't know what the hell happened here.
I guess the engineer was messing around with these goddamn knobs or something and being a knob.
Anyway, folks, it is.
Hold on.
Who the hell just donated?
Welcome back for.
All right.
Oh, here we go.
The Obama microphone.
Real goddamn funny for Christ's sake.
Anyway, folks, thank you very much for tuning in with me.
This is episode 64.
It is anti-Semitic to talk about Bernie Sanders' money.
All right.
I want everybody to know that right now.
So is it the Alzheimer's that is making you forget to shout out your fans?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
I shout out the fans the last time.
You were just probably asleep being some stupid leftist piece of crap.
All right.
And what is this?
What is this?
Super wheelchair 64.
What the hell is that supposed to mean for Christ's sake, man?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, what's going on?
What's going on?
The TTS is buggy.
We see it.
There's an echo.
Is there an echo for real?
Hold on, let me test this out.
Let me see what's going on here.
Let me try something.
How about this?
Let me try this.
All right, I'm going to do I'm going to replay Super Wheelchair 64.
Or you know what?
Obama microphone.
Let's replay that one.
All right.
How's this?
Does that sound better out there in the chat room for Christ's sake?
Does that sound better?
Just a second.
I mean, I just it sounds better.
Okay, good.
Everybody's all right.
All right.
All right.
Shut up.
It's not an Obama stream.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right, folks.
It is episode 64.
All right.
Ghost equals hipster snitch.
I'm not a fucking hipster, you idiot.
I'm not a goddamn hipster, you moron.
All right, what is this?
That's Manny Gurz.
What's going on?
Thank you very much there, Manny.
I appreciate it.
Happy Monday.
I hope everybody out there doesn't have a bad case of the Mondays.
All right.
It's episode 64.
Let me tell you something.
What?
I've put my time in for my country.
I've served honorably.
And in my old age, I can still kick some young punks' ass.
So you better.
Oh, fuck.
I just soiled it.
I'm not in a wheelchair, dude.
Can you shut that stupid dumb troll up already, dude?
I'm not in a wheelchair, all right?
There's Olive Yakslaw.
Cheers, Ghost.
Happy Monday.
Sorry about the Saturday call I was joking smiley.
That's all good.
I hope so.
I hope you're not sniffing paint.
I hope you're not sniffing paint there, Olive, but thank you very much.
Cheers to you.
It's a me.
Of course, the great announcement of Dark Me Magician Girl.
It's me, huh?
It's just like a woman to make an entrance like that.
You know, it's just like a damn woman to be like, it's me, bitch.
I'm here, bitches.
Give me a goddamn break.
Anyway, episode 64.
And the reason I titled that it's anti-Semitic to talk about Bernie Sanders' money, because this is literally what Bernie Sanders is saying, all right?
Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on here.
Look at this.
And this is off of the Jewish Telegraphic Agency.
All right, check this out.
Bernie Sanders, the political article.
Here, let's do it in Bernie Sanders' voice.
Hey, hey, the political article on my wealth is anti-Semitic.
It's not fair that you people are sitting here trying to make certain assumptions about me getting my money.
All right.
I don't know what you're talking about there.
All right.
Me magicians talking.
Hey, me magician.
It's me, me magician, and dark me magician girl in the house.
All right, that's great for you.
I just want to tell everybody right now, I did not have a job until I was 40 years old.
And then the first job that I had was signing people up to welfare.
Okay, so don't ask me how much I make.
Don't ask me how I made my money.
All right, I made over $260 million for running for president in 2016.
I wrote a book now.
I made a lot of millions off that.
So listen, all of you peoples that are talking about my money, you're anti-Semitic.
You don't like Jewish people.
And that's why you're coming at me.
And I don't appreciate the political article that is sitting here talking about my money, saying that I don't know what they're trying to say.
I earned that money fairs and square.
Okay.
Those people, they gave me their money fair and square.
There's no refunds.
Okay.
That's why I'm running for president in 2020 because I want more money.
I want more money from you.
Hey, hey, I'm Ghosty Sanders, and I'm going to write a book now.
That's what I'm doing.
I already did that.
I want more money from you, people.
Over here and sit on my apple.
Oh, oh no.
Uncle Ghosty soiled his wheelchair.
Engineer.
I don't know if Ghost is in a wheelchair.
I can't confirm or deny that.
I don't know what she's talking about there.
Ghost having a problem with others making money will never not be funny.
Just like Trump getting dunked on.
Let me tell you something, all right, Evil Mirror.
There's no refunds for you, leftists, all right?
I sold you a bag of goods.
I sold you socialism.
I promised you.
If you donated to my campaign, I will give you free college.
I'll give you free health care.
I'll give you free anything you want.
But what you got to do is come on over here and sit on my apple.
That'll come on over here and take your underwears off and sit on the pants tent.
All right.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Just come on over here and keep contributing.
Oh, thanks, Lady.
Keep contributing.
There you go.
This is for you, Uncle Bernie.
Less than three.
Let me sit on your apple.
Thank you.
Hey, Mike Hawk.
Thank you very much.
I need more.
Keep contributing to the Boynie Sanders campaign.
All right.
Come on over here.
Take your underwears off.
All right.
Look at anybody who talks about my money is anti-Semitic.
So all of you is keep contributing.
All right.
I'm going to give you anything you want.
Just take the pennies that you've got left in your college debt account and give it to Boynie Sanders.
All right.
And keep contributing.
Come on over here.
Oh, oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Keep contributing.
That's what I, hey, hey, you feel the boing?
Hey, hey, do you feel that boing?
Yeah, you like Uncle Boyne, don't you?
You like contributing to Uncle Boyney, don't you?
Hey, I'm going to give you free health care.
Hey, you like that?
I'll give you a free chicken in every pot.
I'll give you a free Cadillac in every driveway.
So come on over here and keep contributing.
Come on.
Come on.
I need a fourth summer house.
I need a winter in the Aspen, Colorado area.
I need to summer in the Hamptons.
Come on over here.
Keep contributing.
Come on.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Keep contributing.
You know you love Uncle Boyney.
It's sweet, Uncle Boyney.
You know you love sweet Uncle Boyne.
Hey, you feel the boing?
Hey, hey, you feel that boing?
Hey, oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Hold on.
Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
Oh, no, don't touch me.
Don't.
Ghost loves to sit on your apple.
He won't stop talking about feeling the inside burn inside him.
No, don't touch me.
All right.
Now, what I want everybody to do, all right?
I want you to clean yourself up, okay?
And don't tell anybody I told you to take your underwears off, all right?
And keep contributing to Bonnie Sanders.
And anybody that tries to talk about Bernie Sanders and how he makes money, they're completely anti-Semitic.
This is an anti-Semitic hit job by those white supremacist that are out here trying to hike Bonnie Sanders.
Hey, I earned this money fair and square.
There's no refunds.
The people gave me their money and there was no guarantees on nothing.
So you all just sit there.
Don't talk about my money again.
Do not talk about my money again, or I'm going to call the anti-defamation league and I'm going to make sure that you people are taken offline.
I'm going to make sure that you people are properly prosecuted for being an anti-Semitic bastard.
Do not make fun of me and don't talk about my money.
Okay?
I earned that money fair and square.
You know what I was selling?
I was selling hope.
All right.
That's what I was selling these people.
And they voluntarily took the money out of their pockets.
They gave it to me.
There's no refunds.
Okay.
That's why I'm sitting here and I'm running for 2020.
I mean, you think I'm actually going to be the president?
I have to wake up five or six times a night to take a piss.
You think I'm suitable to be president?
You're an asshole.
You're an idiot if you think I'm suitable to be president over here, but I need more money.
I want to be, you know, at least worth a half a billion dollars at the end of this whole campaign.
And I want it from your wallets.
I want it from your college debt accounts.
So keep contributing.
How you like that?
Huh?
Keep contributing.
And tell anybody who's out there that's a critic of Boynie Sanders, you call them anti-Semitic.
That's the new narrative for Bonnie Sanders.
Don't talk about my money.
Don't talk about my money.
It's mine.
It's fair and square.
So sit there and shut your ass unless you're going to come on over here and sit on my Apple.
Hey?
Hey, you want to come on over here, sit on my Apple, keep contributing, huh?
Hey, you want to chip my Apple, don't you?
Yeah, you want to chip Uncle Boyne's apple, hey?
You feel the Boeing?
Hey?
All right, that's enough, Uncle Bernie.
Anyway, that's the bottom line, folks.
That's right off the presses.
Politico wrote an article about Bernie Sanders, and now he's calling Politico, which is, you know, I would say a pretty left-leaning political publication, calling him anti-Semitic, all right?
What is this?
Light meme magician boy, shekels to feel the burn.
Oh, no, no, let's not go there, all right?
Let's not go there.
I'm just simply stating that this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard Bernie Sanders say, and he has said a lot of crap in his political career.
I'll tell you that right damn now, all right?
Good evening, ghost.
Looks like you really did end up with a $5,000.
Shove it up, your ass, all right?
The new Mac Pro kicks your little corset.
Let me tell you something.
The Mac Pro, you're talking about the new Mac that they're developing.
It's going to cost $6,000.
And it's probably going to be half the power than what I've got in the Corsair i-160, for Christ's sake.
So don't go there, asshole, all right?
And we're not talking about Apple.
We're talking about Bernie Sanders here.
It's now anti-Semitic to talk about Bernie Sanders as well.
Let's just read a little bit of this right out of the Jewish Telegraph Agency.
You know, don't ask me why I follow this.
But anyway, Sanders' politico article on his wealth was anti-Semitic.
Right there, the headlines.
We can compel you to do stuff for money like in the last show.
How much do you want to earnestly espouse leftist ideals for the rest of the show?
What the hell are you talking about?
Uncle Bernie is the real talent.
Shut up, you leftist piece of trash.
You're probably creaming listening to Uncle Bernie.
Time for the Jew markets.
Stocks were moving.
Shut up.
Thanks to that fat fuck Donald Trump.
You piece of crap.
No, don't listen to text-to-speech whore over here, all right?
Stop trying to do my 333.
Jesus Christ.
SP fell seven points to 2,700.
I'm going to get to all this in just a second, you dumbass, if you just let me talk.
Bernie Sanders Money Debate00:15:05
All right, I want to talk about Bernie Sanders here for a second, all right?
Come sniff paint with us.
I'm not.
Look, that's not a funny troll, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
Y'all better cut that paint-sniffing meme out.
It's not funny, all right, asshole.
It's not funny.
Now, let me read this article about Bernie Sanders here.
All right, it is now anti-Semitic to talk about Bernie Sanders's money.
All right.
Hold on, let me talk.
I'm trying to read here.
D-I-D-I-Y-Y-A Apple.
Uncle Engie.
What are you making fun of the engineer now?
You're making fun of the engineer.
Do you see this, engineer?
You see this?
Jesus Christ.
And what is the meme magician?
The new Mac Pro is still uses the Intel Exion, which is far superior to the Core i9.
Yeah, the Exion is for like fucking servers and shit, you idiot.
All right, anyway, look, let me get, just let me talk, all right, for a second here.
Because now it's anti-Semitic to talk about Bernie Sanders' money, even though the son of a bitch didn't have a job until he was in his 40s.
And then his first job that he had was signing people on welfare.
How do you do that?
I mean, what kind of Talmudic magic, since y'all sit here and accuse me of doing, what kind of Talmudic magic do you have to do to be able to be your first job at 40?
Okay, you're signing people onto welfare, and then miraculously, you're worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
How does that work?
It works because I'm telling you folks, okay?
This is how these politicians gain their wealth.
They gain their wealth by trying to amass a huge sum of money in their campaign contribution account, okay?
All right, and when they, what?
What?
Evil Mirror, what is this?
Notice how he didn't answer my question.
Like, just shut up, all right, asshole.
Just shut up.
Don't let him talk.
Make Ghost throw his little bitches out.
No, just fucking shut up and let me talk, dude.
I got some serious stuff I got to say about a Bernie Sanders out here because you got millennial dumb fucking imbeciles actually following this old fucking scuff Doc Brown.
You've actually got people following this guy thinking that, hey, if I donate the last pennies I've got in my college debt account, Bernie Sanders is going to take away my college debt.
Bernie Sanders is going to get me a free house.
Bernie Sanders is going to give me free medical care.
He's not going to do any of that shit.
Let me talk.
Let me talk.
Let me talk, dark me magician girl.
I'm not some goddamn autist over here.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Look at this.
Engineer sniffed.
How else did he become such a dollar?
Do you see this, engineer?
These goddamn internet people don't give a shit about you.
So don't listen to him whenever I'm out here trying to take a break.
Do you understand?
Jesus Christ.
Hey, look, we got somebody for two bucks.
Turn off the TTS.
Hey, that's what creates the interactivity, you assholes.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Now, let me talk for just a second.
Here, let's put the PC shot on.
Bernie Sanders, now he's an independent.
You notice that, folks?
Now, why did he run for the Democratic ticket?
Why did he run for the Democratic ticket in 2016?
No?
Listen, just let me talk and shut the fuck up.
All right.
I'm about to shoot some pearls at your ass.
All right.
I'm about to shoot some pearls at your ass.
Anyway, you notice it says right here, he's an independent.
Now, why?
Why did he turn independent after the 2016?
Shut the fuck up.
All right.
I never said anything like that.
Let me talk.
Now, listen, this is why he's rich.
I'm about to tell you, okay?
He ran under the Democratic ticket in 2016, accumulated over $260 million in that 2016 run, okay?
And then, what is this?
Ghost paint policy.
Go fuck yourself.
Then he decided to turn himself from a Democrat to independent.
Where did that money go?
Hey ghost, wanted to say I regret snorting that line of paint Saturday night.
I lost track of time this weekend.
Dude, I woke up the morning after the picture.
This is not funny, dude.
I mean, this fucking meme about smith and paint.
What's the name of that drug that keeps me from catching something?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You people.
Oh, shut the fuck up, Boomer.
You are the reason the millennials are fucking.
Oh, here's a millennial here with the feature by buying McMansion, wanting cheap labor and taking an economy.
That's your boomerang fault.
It's your fault.
Fucking boomerang.
You're the reason college is expensive.
I mean, let me tell you, when are you millennials going to grow up, dude?
You're already in your 30s.
Let me fart.
No one wants your crappy pearls, you fucking Jew.
Fuck you.
Are you kidding me?
I'm shooting pearls at you morons, man.
I'm trying to spark synapses in your brains, for Christ's sake.
I mean, half you millennials are actually falling for Bernie Sanders, and you're trying to talk trash.
I mean, when is it that you millennials are going to recognize that, hey, I've got to go out.
I've got to make things happen.
I shouldn't have just been wasting my life waxing my character cartoons.
I shouldn't have wasted my life going to cosplay with Comic-Cons.
I shouldn't have wasted my life playing video games.
I should have went out there and staked my fucking claim.
I should have went out there and made something happen.
I should have went out there and not only made money, but made my money work for me.
Huh?
When are you finally going to recognize that no one's going to give you shit, you fucking dumb asses?
I mean, this is why you people are falling for fucking Bernie Sanders.
All right?
Hey, Olive, you should have gone with a lighter primer for your first time.
What the fuck?
Next time I suggest a drug.
You guys are giving pain advice?
You guys are giving pain advice for Christ's sake.
Also, to answer your question, the drug is Truvada.
But you'll want to talk about it first.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
All right.
Look, that's enough.
All right.
Look, I want to talk about Bernie Sanders and about how it's now anti-Semitic to talk about his money.
And you should spread that around the internets and throughout the world.
Do not talk about Bernie Sanders' money.
It's anti-Semitic.
Oh, no.
Yeah, no, I got your fucking no, you asshole.
All right.
Let me goddamn talk and shut your ass or we're going to have a major problem.
All right, put the PC shot on, all right?
Now, Bernie Sanders, now independent, that's why he could transfer the monies that he generated in the 2016 Democratic campaign for president.
He was able to transfer some of that into his personal account by doing that.
All right, assholes.
You understand that?
You get it?
Huh?
What is this, Evil Mirror?
So, if you tip you 200 bucks the next hour when you talk how much you love socialism like you loved Grinder, what the hell are you talking about?
Olive Yakslav, stop impersonating me, all of you baguettes.
And here's Tony the shit.
What is a Jew's worst nightmare?
Cheap pork.
Dude, that's not funny, dude.
We're not, we're not.
Look, don't be anti-Semitic now, all right?
Don't be anti-Semitic.
I want to put it on the record that I understand that Israel is our greatest ally, all right?
Hi, Ghost.
Happy Monday.
It's Captain Desi.
All right, there's two 15 buckers.
I want to remind everybody we're going to get to playing these YouTube videos for 15 buckers here in a minute.
I just want to talk about some things.
The topic right now being that it's now anti-Semitic to talk about Bernie Sanders' money.
And I just think that it's just unbelievably ridiculous.
Now, I want to write, I want to read this article.
All right, look, no, you shut up.
You shut the fuck up.
All right.
I'm talking here.
It's you stupid millennials that keep fucking funding the Bernie Sanders campaign.
He's never going to be president.
The son of a bitch is 78 years old, for Christ's sake.
He can barely move around.
He has to wake up seven times a night to take a piss.
He's a prostate-infected old man.
He's a scuffed Doc Brown, for Christ's sake.
And I can't believe that you fucking idiots would fall for this crap.
But of course, you know, nobody claimed that the millennials were the smartest generation in the group, right?
Anyway, let's go ahead and take a look at this PC shot, all right?
Bernie Sanders, independent from Vermont, among the leading candidates for the Democratic presidential nomination, said a political story on his wealth that called him cheap was anti-Semitic.
What now?
Oh, oh, hey, I've got a lot of money, but I don't like to spend it very much.
All right, I don't like to pick up a tab, all right?
Hey, ghost, your show has inspired me to do a lot of things.
Like surveys, smoke weed.
However, distilling reached out to me Sunday and told me your favorite paint is yellow like the yellow bird.
Fuck you, Asho.
All right, how are you going to blame me?
How are you going to blame me?
How are you blaming me?
It's your fault, you fucking burrito-eating piece of shit.
You guys should stop sniffing paint and start sniffing ketamine.
Oh, geez.
I knew you were gay.
Dude, you see.
Hey, hey, Weena, one actual, your gay is showing.
All right, that's a gay drug in the gay clubs, dude.
How in the hell do you even know that exists unless you're out there sniffing it out of some gay's asshole, Weena?
How the hell do you know that?
The yellow paint of Texas.
Yeah, shut up, idiot.
No wonder Weena, every time he does a 15-bucker, he's you know, throwing some gay freaking dance club music on, for Christ's sake.
Give me a break.
And by the way, Asho, how the hell do you figure that I'm a bad influence?
How the hell do you figure that for Christ's sake, man?
I'm just a guy trying to do a show.
You, unfortunately, if I recollect correctly, were always left alone while your damn mother was at fucking Applebee's looking for Alabama black snake.
So, what the hell are you?
Well, how the hell are you trying to blame me for your goddamn bad influences?
And now you're influencing a damn eight-year-old kid yourself.
I mean, Jesus Christ, how the hell are you gonna sit here and blame me because now you're fucking, you know, fire water-drinking Mexican?
How the hell are you gonna blame me on this crap?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, I've told many of you folks not to go out there and booze and what booze has done to me for Christ's sake.
And you all see me when I've tried to stop booze.
I mean, I've got anxiety attacks.
I got vertigo.
It's fucked with my central nervous system and all kinds of crap.
So don't sit here and try to blame me, Asho, you goddamn stupid taco-eating piece of fucking tamale up the ass having shit.
When are we gonna talk about Trump's foreign children?
Oh, go fuck yourself.
Oh, is this what you're gonna try to do now, Democrats, huh?
You're gonna try to, you know, reverse, you know, do the, yeah, you know what, go fuck yourself.
All right, go shove it up your ass.
Trump is the greatest thing that ever happened to America, all right?
Olive meme magician trap.
Do the 15 bucks.
I will do the 15 bucks when I fucking feel like it, all right?
Nick Fuentes.
Socialism isn't the real problem in the 21st century.
Immigration is the problem as our demographics.
We're gonna get socialism anyway you want to.
Who votes for socialism?
Blacks, Hispanics, and Asians.
Yeah.
That's what you get with immigration, too.
Well, that's great.
All right.
By the way, you're a Mexican, dude.
Remember that time I called and smoked weed and put it in the bubblegum wrapper?
Yes, I remember.
You're the one who taught me how to smoke it properly on the air.
You actually gave me advice, then told me I was a bitch.
Bullshit!
I never said that, Ashley.
That's a fucking lie.
That's a goddamn lie for Christ's sake.
You're a damn liar.
You're a damn liar.
Nick Fuentes is right.
You fucking Mexicans are a bunch of liars.
You're right, Fuentes.
And it takes a fucking Mexican like Nick Fuentes to know that Mexicans are fucking liars.
Jesus Christ, all right?
And what is it?
Do them now, bitch.
Look, I will do the 15 buckers when I get to him.
Do you understand that, you piece of crap?
Jesus Christ, man.
You know, I think it's irony that Nick Fuentes, you know, he did a little Texas speech, huh?
And he realizes that freaking, you know, Mexicans are a bunch of two-faced liars, huh?
And then Asho comes right after his Texas speech and is a two-faced liar.
Takes a Mexican to know a Mexican.
I'll tell you that right there.
You look a boomer refusing to take responsibility for his actions.
Responsibility for his actions?
What the fuck are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
The boomers are still in control of the country.
Take a look at how old the president is.
Take a look at how old Nancy Pelosi is.
Take a look at how old Chuck Schumer is.
All right, the boomers are still in control because the generations previous are a bunch of goddamn man children that can't grow the fuck up and stake their own claim.
All right, they're too stupid to become self-aware socially and politically for Christ's sake.
So don't sit over here and give me this crap.
It's your generation that refuses to grow the fuck up.
So shut up.
Hey, folks, are you looking to get baked instantly twice as fast?
Use Ristoleum spraying.
Listen, don't listen to the fucking paint snippets.
All right?
Don't listen to these goddamn paint snippers for Christ's sake, man.
Sniff.
Oh, fuck you, for Christ's sake.
What?
Asho, it's melting pot of wheelchair.
Real funny.
I see Asho next.
I'm sorry, melting pot of wheelchair.
Real funny, you fucking piece of shit.
You taught me all of my bad habits.
You taught me everything wrong I did.
I didn't teach you shit.
I am corrupting my cousin.
I just introduced him to paint thanks to distilling.
Well, you see, that ain't me.
All right.
All right, you, you little paint-snipping Mexican.
That ain't me.
Hashtag.
That ain't me.
I'm not a bad influence, for Christ's sake.
Everything that I've ever tried to do on this show was trying to push everybody who listens in a positive direction, man.
I'm talking about the financial insight.
I'm talking about the political and social commentary, man.
I'm shooting pearls at you people, man.
I'm shooting pearls.
I'm trying to spark synapses in the brains of the youth out there.
That's what I was trying to do.
And you know, I mean, listen, I'm not trying to be racist, Asho.
I'm not trying to be racist.
But, you know, you being corrupted and now you're trying to corrupt your little Mexican cousin shows that there's some kind of cycle going on in the Mexican community, all right?
Because let me tell you something, Asho.
You don't have to be drinking cervacas.
You don't have to be huffing paint.
You don't have to be smoking mota.
All right.
I mean, but for whatever reason, all right, for whatever goddamn reason, you're sitting over there and you're corrupting your cousin.
It's a never-ending vicious cycle.
Anti-Gay Research Claims00:14:43
And I don't know.
Is that a Mexican thing?
I don't know what the hell it is, but by God, I'm trying to tell you right now, Asho, you need to stop this shit and stop doing it for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
Hey, what?
What?
You told me that if I became wealthy like you, I could drink whatever I want whenever I want.
Oh, I could smoke whatever I want whenever I want.
Oh, Jesus.
Remember that 420 show where you snorted Coke on the stream?
I didn't snort.
You even said, this is how you do it, Hannah.
You fucking lie.
I never snorted cocaine on the fucking show.
You're a fucking lie.
Now you're all.
You see, here it comes again.
Lying Mexican.
Lying goddamn Mexican for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, come on, dude.
This is fucking, this is just screwed up.
This is screwed up.
Ghost corrupts a child and then blames the child.
I didn't corrupt shit.
Just like Trump and his family.
I didn't corrupt nothing.
It's this fucking Asho, for whatever reason, he's trying to blame me because his mom was at fucking Applebee's getting Alabama black snake.
You taught U.S. that it is okay to beat my own granny.
Oh, Jesus.
You taught U.S. to make it a little bit more difficult.
Shut up, all right?
Just stop talking about my goddamn granite.
I never fucking did any of that, Jesus.
You're a damn liar.
You're a goddamn liar, man.
I don't appreciate this from you people, dude.
Oh, here's Weena.
How do you know ketamine is big in the gay scene?
Maybe you're gay as showing because of the game.
Now go shove it up your ass.
I do research on the gay community, all right?
I do extensive research on the gay community, asshole.
That's what I do.
All right, Weena.
I do extensive research.
The only thing positive about you as the HIV in your paused bird.
Fuck you.
Shove it up, fruity ass gay bastard.
Go shove it up your ass, all right?
Cocaine ghost McConnell.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Cocaine Ghost McConnell?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
I try to push people in positive directions and spark synapses, says the racist homophobic boomer.
Oh, Jesus.
There must be lots of fentanyl in your weed to cause such brain damage.
Listen, I am not anti-gay, all right?
I don't know where you people are getting this.
I've got Weena One actual calling me gay, fruity ass gay bastard calling me gay, and Emperor Gritty calling me a homophobe.
I mean, you can't have it both ways, you jackasses.
I mean, which one is it?
And look, you people in the chat room, you know, laughing about how I do extensive research in the gay community, go shove it up your ass, all right?
Remember that time I watched porn on the air?
Yes, I remember.
You even told me that if I want to enhance it, I just needed to.
No, you fucking liar.
Shut up, asshole.
You even told me as a Mexican, it's my responsibility to get away from me.
Ah, you fucker.
You see, now you're a lion piece of garbage, Mexican.
Look, I'm not La Huda, all right?
I'm not La Huda.
I'm not the fucking cops, all right?
Don't be fucking lying to me over here, all right?
You fucking stupid pandejo.
I'm not even joking around.
Don't be fucking lying for Christ's sake.
Ghost, since you taught Asho to troll and now Asho is grooming kids, you are now responsible for the creation of a Mexican grooming gang.
No, I'm fucking not.
I am fucking not, dark meme magician girl.
Shut up!
Shut the fuck up.
You never heard of being in the closet and being anti-gay to divert attention.
As if I'm not, first of all, I'm not anti-gay, asshole.
All right, I'm not anti-gay.
Look, it was only research, I swear.
Fuck you, asshole.
Look, I'm not joking about that, all right?
I do extensive research into the gay community, and the reason is because when you got a debate with a gay, if you got a debate with a gay, you got to know what they're what dark meme magician girl.
How about you get into the kitchen and make me a steak?
That sounds good.
This hambone doesn't deserve money out of my pocket.
Shut up, all right?
What is this light meme magician boy?
Go shove it up your ass.
Now, listen, the reason I do extensive gay research is your research live in the field.
If so, I believe it.
All right.
Also, you really are a bad influence.
You taught me it's okay to make widows cry.
Fuck you, man.
It's okay to send people pizzas.
I never did anything like that.
You're a goddamn liar, Weina.
You're a fucking liar.
You're a goddamn liar, and I don't appreciate it one fucking bit, man.
All right?
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
Now, like I said, all right, the reason I did extensive research into the gay community is if I ever have a debate with a gay, you know what the gays do to us conservatives, us people on the right, they always say, Well, you don't know what it's like to be gay, okay?
You don't know what it's like to be gay.
And let me tell you something.
Because of my extensive research, I know what these gays are doing.
I know we're celebrating Pride Month here, all right?
But let me tell you, I don't think there's much pride in the gay community when, let's be honest, folks, they're not protecting themselves when it comes to sexual engagement.
For whatever reason, since even when we have gay marriage legal, they refuse to remember when Ghost went on Grind R for research purposes?
Yeah, it was extensive research on man assistant.
Oh, fuck you, dude.
It was research to understand the mind of a gay.
Yes, sir.
Light meme magician boy.
Unlike ghosts, wife, I listen to a real man and will gladly cook him a meal.
Mrs. Ghost doesn't even know her place.
Let alone how to defend herself.
Shut up, all right.
She knows her place.
Stopping rust is just the start because that high you'll be feeling is better than sex.
Man, listen, stop giving fucking paint huffing tips on the goddamn broadcast, dude.
This is not a funny troll.
This is nothing to be fucking clowning around about, all right?
What is this?
I figured it out.
Ghost is HIV positive.
I don't have the age, all right?
That's the age.
Shut up, all right, you stupid asshole.
I ain't got the fucking age.
Extensive research equals bear back.
Are you fucking kidding me, man?
Jesus Christ, are you kidding me?
Buy that for a dollar.
Oh, sure.
Teach people to use protection during gay sex years after you corrupt the game.
Oh, now we corrupted the gays.
Oh, it's always somebody else's fault.
Aren't y'all getting this, folks?
These leftists, it's always somebody else's fault.
It's never their own fault, for Christ's sake.
It's never their own fault.
Everybody can be gay now.
I mean, gays are a protected class, and look at them.
They're still bitches.
Remember that time when suspicious Tumbleweed called in and was babysitting me?
Yeah?
Dude, you told her that if she wanted to raise some capital, she should pimp me out for cocaine.
This is not funny, Asho.
I never said any of that shit.
I never said any of that shit.
You're a fucking liar, dude.
You're a goddamn liar.
I don't appreciate you people coming at me like this.
I'm not even fucking joking, man.
Me, magician, or that time ghost did extensive research on Rosie O'Kelly while we weren't.
Fuck you, all right?
Fuck you.
The reason that I watch Rosie O'Kelly is because that's America now.
That's the new America, huh?
I mean, ain't that America the home of the free?
Ain't that America?
A tranny and a bikini?
Look, I'm just doing my goddamn stupid research into the gay community here.
I am not gay, so shut up.
I mean, I'm tired of these fucking donors.
Who's donating this?
You're a fucking asshole.
Ah, shit.
It happened again.
Yeah, I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm not in a damn wheelchair, alright?
Bet you can't even get your own wife to strip down while making a nice sizzling hot roast.
What's that talking about?
My wife will do anything I say, dude.
What are you talking about, huh?
You see, my wife knows her place, unlike your mother.
Your mother didn't know her place.
Ristoleum, the official paint of the ghost show, is now on the Home Depot.
Only three.
Oh, come on, dude.
Oh, come on.
Ristole, now.
This fucking paint troll is not funny, dude.
This is not funny.
This is not funny, dude.
Do not sniff.
I've got young people that listen to this, and you're going to influence them.
You understand that, you fucking trolls?
You're influencing them.
And then they're going to blame it on me, just like fucking this burrito eating Asho is over here blaming me because he's smoking mota and drinking cervacas.
All right?
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm telling you, I'm not a bad influence, man.
All right.
I'm not a bad influence.
I'm actually a very good influence.
Oh, here's Burger Bud 9000.
Holy shit, look how far you've fallen.
You corrupt kids.
You're awful.
I'm still corrupt kids, you idiot.
Aw, fuck you!
Burger Planet is the greatest streamer alive.
He's putting a green screen behind him and acting like an idiot.
What are you talking about?
He's not even producing content.
From what I am hearing, you are a complete enabler of sodomy.
Oh, Pastor Lamar.
Here's Pastor Lewis.
Oh, Christ, man.
You are a sponsor.
Where did this show take this turn down this direction?
Where in the hell in this show did we go down this direction that I'm the bad guy all of a sudden?
I've had an illustrious 11 and a half year internet broadcasting career.
All right.
I have sparked millions of synapses across the world.
And now you sons of bitches are coming at me as if I'm some kind of a bad guy.
I'm some kind of a bad guy because some fucking young eight-year-old Justin Bieber Mexican kid was listening to me back in 2010, 2011.
And because, I don't know, look, we don't know what Asho's background is.
All right.
He's Mexican.
We look, how does a cliche become a cliche?
How does a stereotype become a stereotype?
I'm only to assume that there was probably a lot of cerveza drinking in Asho's home.
Remember, Asho's mother was never there to take care of this young boy.
She was out at Applebee's trying to look for Alabama Black Snake, for Christ's sake.
Y'all remember that?
All right, he was never ever.
Jesus.
Is that why she nearly killed you with spaghetti?
No, she didn't mean to do it.
All right, shut up.
What a loser, unlike her.
I know.
She didn't mean to do it.
Shut up.
What's she done?
Besides sniffing paint and letting her husband groom Mexicans.
Just shut up, you idiot.
All right.
I'm grooming Mexicans now.
I'm grooming Mexicans.
The meme magician, you taught me to call every fat, jelly ass hambone.
I see a hambone.
What's so wrong about that?
I get weird looks, but ghosts also taught me to tell them to shove their criticism up their ass, and he taught me to enjoy bean and cheese.
Listen, I never, oh, God, man.
You know, you guys are fucking pissing me off now, man.
I mean, y'all are calling me some influencer of kids when that's not the fucking truth, all right?
That's not what is this, Asho.
Please contact the Child Protective Services of San Antonio.
Hey, Asho's a man now, okay?
Asho is a full-grown man now.
You should also contact the FBI Cybercrimes Division.
Fuck off.
FBI is a bad idiot.
Fuck all.
They've already called the FBI assholes.
They've already done all this shit.
All right.
I'm literally the most trolled idiot in the fucking world right now.
All right.
What are you talking about?
All right.
With queer with a queer with a beer.
Ghost Soils' wheelchair because I penetrated.
All right.
Just shut up.
All right.
Just shut up already.
I mean, let me tell you, dude, I am the most fucking trolled person in the fucking world.
Let me tell you something.
Look, just to fucking refresh your goddamn memory.
These morons called the FBI and the CIA with my fucking voice.
All right, put the shit on, Engineer.
Turn it on.
I want these fuckers to listen to it.
All right?
Look, this is what these trolls did.
Shut up.
Double-dip influencer.
Shut up.
I mean, I'm the most trolled man in the fucking world right now, for Christ's sake.
Look, this is what they did.
Look, listen.
Listen.
Good day.
What's going on?
Nothing much.
Who is this?
What asshole is this?
This is FBI Mobile.
I mean, geez, Craig, go back in the kitchen, all right?
Shut up, me, magician.
Are you trying to reach the FBI in Mobile, Alabama?
Are you listening to those goddamn year?
FBI Jack and Bill.
What's going on?
Hey, how you doing?
Jesus Christ, is this Nikolai?
You have the wrong number, sir.
Wait a minute.
Is this for real or is this a troll here?
No, this is the FBI in Jacksonville, Florida.
You're a fruity ass is where I'm standing.
You're a fruit ball.
Still here this shit.
You know it and I know it.
Okay.
Have a good day.
God damn it, I wouldn't say that.
I would never say that.
That's a splice.
And that's ridiculous.
And whoever did that, you need the damages.
That's all I gotta say.
Did what, sir?
I don't care if you're cleaning enema bags for a living, for Christ's sake.
Jesus, I cannot believe this crap.
All right, well, take care.
I mean, this is more.
This is the fucking FBI.
They're calling the FBI!
FBI?
What's going on?
Okay, sir.
Who is this?
This is the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
How can you hear, Pisa?
The next subject matter I want to talk about is rape.
Who is this?
I'm not at liberty to tell you that, sir.
Do you think I care?
No, you called me, so I can hang up.
Have a nice day, sir.
What is that, Craig?
I need to learn how to use soundboards for paint calls.
How are you?
I mean, I don't have the time or the patience to be sitting up here and explaining it to you on a freaking baller Friday.
All right?
I'm sitting here with Johnny Walker Blue Label.
Call the FBI everybody because of what?
Oh, well, you know, I'm a corner.
You know, there's a bunch of cadavers up in here.
There's a bunch of dead stits up in here.
Let me go ahead and take a, you know, a little bit of a body part off somebody.
Sir, what is the nature of your call?
What is that, Crap?
What did you say again?
I said, what is the nature of your call?
I didn't even understand that.
Learn how to speak English, all right?
Do you with the endo, Puto?
Pardon me?
You're a fruity ass is where I'm standing.
You're a fruit bowl.
Really?
Well, thank you.
Yours truly has been drinking.
I mean, do y'all hear that?
111, you're on the ball.
Hold on, stop this.
Insults And Power Bottom Jabs00:10:35
I don't want to hear the fucking rest.
I mean, did y'all hear that?
Did y'all fucking hear that for Christ's sake?
Calling me out.
And you know, that's not the only thing they did.
You know what these fucking bastards did?
They called the CIA.
You thought the fucking FBI was bad?
These fucking faggots.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Fuck it.
God damn it.
Fuck!
Fucking shit!
Ah!
Christ, man!
God damn it!
I didn't mean to say it!
I said baguette!
All right!
Just shut the fuck up!
Alright, you people are pissing me off!
You're pissing me off, man!
Don't you understand?
I'm the most trolled man in the world!
I'm the most trolled man in the world, man!
Oh, for Christ's sake, look, they called the fucking CIA.
Shut up in the chat room.
I said baguette.
Shut up in the chat room.
I said baguette.
What?
At least in Fortnite, when they spend their money, they cool emotes and skins.
When they send you money, they get overcharged by a shekel gun.
Shut up, you fucking dumb weener.
I'm tired of your gay ass.
All right, no wonder you're requesting all this gay music.
Look at this ghost quotes.
I never said any of that.
Look, I said baguettes.
Now, look, y'all heard these assholes.
Y'all heard these trolls use my fucking voice to call the FBI.
That wasn't bad enough.
That wasn't good enough for these fucking trolls.
They decided to call the CIA with my fucking voice.
What's up, Simulator Player23?
Listen, put on the CIA bit, man.
They called it with my fucking voice.
Good afternoon, public affairs.
Who is this?
This is the Office of Public Affairs at the CIA.
What can I help you with?
I'm a racist, alright?
I'm racist.
I am a racist.
I am a racist.
Hold on, sir.
I'm going to call you to the security division.
Investigate a last second out here.
What's going on?
Who's this?
Ghost.
John Conquest.
Hey, John.
What's going on?
Not much.
Not much, brother.
What's going on with you?
I'm a racist, alright?
I'm racist.
I am a racist.
I am a melting pot of a racist, and I want you to amplify that all over the internet.
Okay, you're a racist.
And by God, I am as serious as a heart attack when I say that.
So, okay, so you're a racist.
I've been saying this, bro.
I don't know how many goddamn years.
And don't you ever forget it.
Can you go away for Christ's sake and go cue on a goddamn bean of cheese or something?
John?
I didn't even understand that.
Learn how to speak English, alright?
You with the end though, Puto?
John, John, what's your last name?
John Conquest.
Okay.
And John, do you happen to know your social security number?
Stop trying to deep throat the foe.
Hey, Johnny.
John.
Son of a bitch.
Oh, likewise.
Can you believe this shit?
What's going on?
What can I help you with, sir?
We're supposed to be talking about Obama and him using his executive orders out here, you know, bypassing the Congress and basically giving everybody a bailout so he can buy his way into a second term in 2012.
Okay.
Would you like to speak to someone in our security division, sir?
I want to hear what the hell you have to say about it there, you milky-licking pieces of nipple clamp loving buckplug up the ass looking wish you had a piece of boon tank piece of nipple clamp loving crap.
I mean, y'all, did y'all hear that shit?
No, you fucking Asho over here.
Shut up.
What?
Well, you got a boyfriend?
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Hey, Asho, wait a minute.
Are you admitting?
Are you coming out in Pride Month for Christ's sake?
Are you joking?
You've got to be fucking kidding me, dude.
Now Asho's gay.
On top of him smoking mota, drinking goddamn cerveza, huffing paint, and sniffing cocaine.
He's gay for Christ's sake, man.
Listen, Asho, what are you?
Are you let me guess?
You're the bottom, aren't you, huh?
You're the bottom, aren't you, Assho?
You know, I knew when you had that Justin Bieber haircut, I knew that there was something a little fruity about your ass.
You know that?
I knew there was something a little bit fruity about your ass when you were a freaking Mexican kid with a Justin Bieber haircut, for Christ's sake.
All right, look, listen, this show has gone off the rails at this point in time.
I mean, I'm being implicated for all kinds of crap.
Most romantic scene in all of human history.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I don't, I could only imagine what the hell that is.
I can only imagine what the hell that is.
So you have something against homosexuality alone.
He's more of a man than you because I'm so shocked.
She doesn't corrupt the money.
Oh, yeah, Weeda.
Weeda's been corrupting the youth since 2010.
What are you talking about?
He also doesn't encourage people to be fruity.
What are you talking about?
We has been fucking trolling people since fucking 2010.
What are you talking about, for Christ's sake?
He's a fucking troll.
Take a look at his damn fucking YouTube channel.
He's been trolling fucking autist people.
He's caused one of them to, from what I understand, I don't know, fucking cause a shooting or some shit.
I don't know.
And you're talking shit to me.
Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you, you people, I can't believe you internet fucking people.
You know that?
I guarantee you, each and every one of you internet people that are talking garbage about me and that are implicating me in some false indictment, you wouldn't be saying this shit to my face.
You would not be saying this shit to my face.
I'll say again, how many shekels to sit on your apples?
Or are they raisins at this point from wheelchair buying?
Spermi the ghost.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
All right.
Trolls bring back CIA.
No, don't fucking do that shit, dude.
Do not do that shit.
All right?
What is this?
I throw around my manly dominance.
I'm the top.
He's the power of the body.
Every time I thrust, I have him say more queer H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-W-O-O-O.
It's amazing.
You fucking liar.
You're a liar.
You're a damn liar.
You're a power bottom Mexican, and you know it there, Asho.
I know it.
I know.
I tell you what.
When you call up for Radio Graffiti tonight, I hope that you do, all right?
I want you to blow a fart.
I want you to blow a fart on the goddamn fucking phone.
And if it sounds like this, then obviously you're not a power bottom.
But if it sounds like this, then we all know what you're doing, boy.
All right, we all know what you're doing.
All right.
Anyway, look, I can't believe this.
I've been, I can't believe you people are sitting here badgering me about some dumb Mexican kid that's out here trying to blame me for his cervases and his joints and all the I am not a bad influence, all right?
I mean, I'm a melting pot of friendship for Christ's sake.
I'm a nice guy.
What is this?
Ghostler's fart fetch?
I don't have a fucking fart fetish.
That's how you tell who's a power bottom, all right?
I told you this story a long time ago, all right?
I was in Austin, Texas at the time.
There's a lot of gays walking around out there in Austin, Texas.
What, what?
Ghost knows that Asho is a bottom from experience.
Call the FBI and let them know about this corruption of kids, now strung out on paint and catching out of the middle.
You evil mirrors straight up fuck you.
All right, fuck you.
All right, you're a piece of crap.
The future me magician radiography.
All right, yeah, we get it, all right?
I was in a bar, okay?
And this was like on a Tuesday night, and I used to like going on 6th Street on Tuesday because you could have dollar you call its at the time.
This is back in the 2000s.
I mean, whatever you wanted to drink, it was a dollar, baby, on Tuesday and Wednesday on Austin 6th Street, okay?
All right?
Hey, ghosts, when are you going to start gaming?
I'm not going to, I don't know if I'm going to game.
I ain't got time for that.
All right, I ain't got time for that, all right?
Anyway, I was at a bar, and I just ate one of those street dogs.
You know what I mean?
They had like a fucking like, I don't know, some street food I ate, and it was giving me a little bit of gas.
So I figured that the fucking music was loud enough.
All right.
What?
What?
Now you want me to fart for you on the air?
Dude, you're a pervert.
Yeah, you're a nice girl.
I'm damned if I do.
I'm damned if I don't.
I'm damned if I do.
I'm damned if I don't.
You sick bad influence.
Fuck you.
All right.
Anyway, I was in a bar on 6th Street.
I figured, you know, let me let one rip here.
I mean, the music's loud enough, all right?
And then, you know, I get ready for it and I'm like, you know, and I do one of those.
Gays sitting right next to me at the bar were saying, virgin, virgin, virgin.
Oh, Christ.
Spermy the ghost.
Sniff the farts.
Shut up.
All the farts.
Paint farts create the prettiest pictures.
What?
I'd buy that fart.
What?
Ghost fart connoisseur.
Dude, just shut up, please.
All right.
Come on, man.
I'd buy that for us.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, yes, my dear sniff.
Quite pungent indeed.
Is that a good thing?
I mean, that's about enough of this shit, dude.
I mean, 52 minutes of this garbage.
I am not a bad influence.
And shut up, brat.
I mean, I'm not a bad influence up in here, man.
I mean, I've been trying to be a fucking positive influence on all the people that listen to my broadcast, for Christ's sake, man.
Ghost-soiled self at the bar.
Shut up, man.
I ain't got no fucking problems in that department, all right?
Mike Colin keeps the fucking fecal matter right tight in there until I'm ready to just go ahead and just, you know, brick like Mike Tyson on the commode, okay?
And I'm not joking, man.
I brick like Mike Tyson, babe.
What is this?
Wow, big surprise.
You bitched out on the gaming threats.
I'm sure the gaming tutor told me.
Hey, now I'm going to go.
Now, listen, listen, I want to be able to do that.
Now y'all are talking shit because I'm not going to start gaming now.
I'm a bad guy because I'm not a gamer.
I mean, I'm a bad guy because I'm a fucking gay.
I'm not a gamer now, huh?
I'm waiting for the VR shit to come out, man.
I'm either waiting for the HTC Cosmos or the Valve influence.
Chinese DDoS Attack On Google Cloud00:10:33
Uh-oh.
Leave it to you to not talk about the important subject matters and how China was possibly behind it.
We talked about it in the inner circle.
Talk about it in the inner circle, all right?
But we're not going to talk about it on Google platform, all right?
I've been around before 2010.
I stuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was a time for a change.
Oh, go fuck yourself.
You're a goddamn idiot.
I watched with glee while your kings and queens fought.
You were a fucking troll back then, and you're a troll now, you stupid bastard, all right?
You're a troll then, and you're a troll now.
Spermy the butthammer, positive influence, more like a pause hole influence.
Yeah, shut up, idiot.
All right, goddamn it, Asho!
Oh, God, now you're going into detail about the inner workings of your colon.
Oh, Christ.
Yeah, no wonder you always taught me all this dejection.
I didn't teach anybody anything.
You want it in my pants.
What?
Whatever you say, ghostery Epstein, you fit into the city.
Oh, you fucking piece of shit, Asho.
You're a fucking piece of crap.
You know that?
You're a fucking piece of crap.
And by the way, we did talk about it in the inner circle.
All right, for all those that are worried, yeah, we had a massive DDoS in the Google cloud system that affected not only a massive amount of internet services, but also telephone companies and cable companies, etc., which proves that our internet is tied to, at least a good portion of our internet, is tied to a single cloud service system, which is Google.
And I think that's very dangerous.
And I want to be honest with you folks, me and the inner circle, I shouldn't even be talking about this because, you know, YouTube is a part of Google, but I think that it's a rather cooinkedink that we have this tariff war with China.
And believe me, us putting these 25% tariffs on China is literally affecting their economy.
All you've got to do right now is Google China economy, and you're going to see all the bad news that's back to back to back.
We are affecting their economy.
That's why Xi Jiping, the president of China, said that we're going to be on a, quote, long march in this tariff war with the United States.
And when he used the term long march, he's referencing Mao Cedong's 10,000-mile march, in which the communists went from village to village during the World War II to recruit more communist members to flank the Chinese nationalists who were led by Chiang Kai-shek and the Japanese.
All right?
Open-mouthed wheelchair means you don't even have to shut up for anything.
All right, shut up.
I'm talking here.
Don't stop any shekels.
I'm talking here.
Now, since we have this tariff war with China and our tariffs are affecting their economy, the Chinese are trying to affect our economy, so to speak.
They're flexing nuts.
Hey, Asho, just calm down, mate.
Breath out.
Breath in.
Breath out.
I'm trying to shoot pearls at you.
I'm trying to shoot pearls.
And this is what you're more worried about.
Remember, you're more worried about fucking breathing than fucking paint.
He is a bad influence.
Oh, fuck you.
All right.
Fuck all of you that think I'm a bad influence.
All right.
Go fuck yourselves if you think I'm a bad influence.
Take it up the ass if you think I'm a fucking bad influence.
All right.
Anyway, let me explain what's happening here, okay?
I think that Donald Trump should have hit up Iran two weeks ago when I was calling for it.
When I was calling for it, Chiang Kai-shekel, you fucking idiot, all right?
I think that Donald Trump should have win at Iran because when he didn't, this is what made China flex the nuts that they're doing right now.
Aside from them being a part of this massive DDoS that we saw yesterday that affected Google cloud services.
Now, why would the Chinese have the capability of doing such a thing?
That's because Google is helping China construct its social credit system.
Yeah, social credit system in which the government gives you social credit points so that you can be privileged to some of the amenities of the country that it has to offer.
All right.
And this is purely AI.
It has every, I mean, it is, you need to research it.
All right.
Research project Project Red Dragon, I think it is, right?
Project Red Dragon or Dragonfly or some shit like that.
The problem is, folks, is that because China has such an influence over Google and Google manufacture, well, not necessarily manufacturers, but develops the hardware, who manufactures the hardware?
It's China.
And how are they able to make this massive fucking DDoS that we saw yesterday?
Folks, just imagine.
Google has a little piece of every one of our hardware.
All right.
Ghost's social credit rating, the same as the fuck you asshole.
All right.
I mean, just take, just, just think about this for a second.
Google doesn't have to botnet.
I mean, Google can literally take every machine that they have any Google software in and use it as a massive DDoS, botnet, or zombie chain to be able to do what it did.
And what it showed was, and let me, and this is what we talked about in the inner circle, props to T Gore out there.
We talked about this, and as a result, we feel that China did this as a result of not just the tariff war, but lest we forget that this weekend, the government filed an antitrust lawsuit against Google.
All right.
Now, why?
Right after the government files an antitrust lawsuit against Google, all of a sudden Google cloud services have gone down.
And the reason why we're seeing an antitrust lawsuit against Google Too many pearls shooting, not enough Virginia shields.
Oh, fuck you, asshole.
All right.
Shut up.
All right.
Now, the reason why that you had this situation with the massive DDoS with the Google Cloud Services is because if the antitrust lawsuit is not to break up Google, the antitrust lawsuit is to investigate Google and the ties to China.
The ties to China.
And there is a lot of ties to China.
Moreover, there's a lot of ties to China when it comes to the Democratic Party.
Because it was the Democratic Party that made this get this way.
Because by that DDoS, China is telling us that, hey, if you think that you can affect our economy, we can affect your economy.
And this massive DDoS shows that they can possibly take down a good portion of Google Cloud Services.
And it shows how many corporations are using Google Cloud Services, dude.
And just imagine if they took down the internet for months, years.
You understand the implications of that?
Just you understand that economy China and Google so you don't have to detail how you despoiled a show in a whole You shut up evil mirror this This is serious business.
I'm trying to tell you people something, but of course you fucking trolls don't care.
All right, you don't care.
You know, you're going to care when the internet is no longer around, boys.
You understand that?
I mean, yesterday it proved that whoever was behind this massive DDoS can take down Google Cloud Services.
All right.
Now, thank God Google has nothing to do with the military or the Defense Department and their networks.
All right.
As a matter of fact, they bailed out of that $10 billion contract.
You can look back in the Google search and you can find that.
I'm just simply stating, folks, that by China doing this massive DDoS, it puts America in a very precarious situation.
Since 2009, since Barack Obama released this net neutrality bullshit and put fucking Wi-Fi in the projects and all this other crap, we have become so dependent on the internet that the internet has taken out brick-mortar businesses.
You're seeing corporations like JCPenney, you're seeing Sears go out of business, you're seeing Walmarts close Walmart stores, et cetera.
And you see, if the internet, especially a Google Cloud services, was taken out, folks, not only would that ruin internet activity as we know it, that would ruin commerce.
And that would ruin the way people are used to getting products, point and click, point and click.
And we right now don't have the means of production if the internet goes down to properly distribute the natural resources or the goods to stores out in this country.
And it would cause a tremendous economic fucking meltdown.
And moreover, just imagine, just imagine, if you will, just imagine if the fucking Chinese took most of the cloud services out.
And that included YouTube, that included Netflix, that included Discord, that included everyone, that included gaming services, etc.
Just imagine all the autists and Asbies that can't get on the internet anymore.
Can you believe?
Just imagine that.
Just imagine that.
What the hell?
What the hell would happen to all these Aspies and these goddamn autists, for Christ's sake?
All right, when there's no more internet because we now are being put in check.
I mean, I think the fucking Chinese put us in check in yesterday's DDoS.
I mean, what are we going to do?
I mean, they can affect our economy.
I mean, just imagine how many millions of fucking online transactions take place every minute online.
And just imagine if all that was knocked down.
I mean, we don't have stores that we can go and buy products and goods like we used to anymore.
People are completely dependent online.
They're even having their groceries delivered by online purchase.
They're having liquor delivered by online purchase.
I mean, I'm just simply stating, folks, you know, what happened yesterday was China majorly nutflexing.
And while they did that, they also decided to send four warships, four Chinese warships.
They descended on Sydney, Australia.
You can look back and look on Google for that one as well.
This is a major nut flex by China.
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And I think that the reason that China is nut flexing is because Trump should have fucking moved on Iran two weeks ago and taken out the Ayatollah and all the Ayatollah sympathizers.
And I mean, I just think it's too late now.
I don't think that we can hit Iran at this point in time.
The globalists have now maneuvered the war machine in an attempt to try to stop the president from actually conducting a war with Iran.
And I want to say something right now.
There's no way we can attack Iran.
There's no way.
Because now you've got all these different positions of globalist power that'll potentially protect Iran for Christ's sake.
And by the way, today, China acknowledged that it's going to acknowledge the Iran nuke deal.
Why is the Chinese, why are they even acknowledging this Iran nuke deal?
Because I told you idiots that the Iran nuke deal was a payoff to the goddamn Iranian government.
The people that are in charge of Iran, it was a payoff for them to enter the globalist system.
And that's why you've got all the globalist infrastructure trying to protect Iran.
And you can tell who is a part of the globalist system by those that oblige the Iran nuke deal.
All right.
The European Union obliges the Iran nuke deal.
All right.
Now, China, which had nothing to do with the fucking Iranian nuke deal, is now obliging this shit.
I mean, I'm just simply stating, folks, you got to read the writing on the raw.
And let me tell you, something bad is going to have to happen to the United States before you stupid sons of bitches who have been living in such peacetime.
I mean, we have it so good that fucking idiots are fucking figuring out shit to complain about.
Oh, I want a safe space.
Oh, I want like my 50th gender.
Oh, I want this and that.
It's fucking pathetic.
So, in my personal opinion, folks, and I'm going to make a prognostication on here.
I didn't really mean to for this to talk about.
I didn't want to talk about this right now.
But if you want a prognostication, I'm what the fuck, what?
As if Trump would ever attack his big daddy's ally.
All this was a way to cement the relation between Russia and Russia.
Shut up.
Just shut your mouth.
All right.
You're a fucking leftist that hates America, but you're reaping the rewards of living in it, Evil Mirror.
I think you should be fucking picked up by the authorities and put in jail as far as I'm concerned.
All right.
I think you should be picked up and put in jail.
All right.
But I'm making a prognostication now because Donald Trump made a miscalculation.
And listen, Donald Trump's a businessman.
He's not a fucking soulless bureaucratic piece of garbage who has no problem sending people to die at war just so that maybe this bureaucrat will think that they'll be written in the history books.
Okay.
Donald Trump, unfortunately, to our disadvantage and to his disadvantage, is a humanitarian.
He doesn't want people to die at war.
And he actually thinks that he can negotiate with these maniac tyrants in an attempt to at least have some level of peace.
I believe me, I think Trump not moving on Iran showed weakness.
And there's some fucking general or some fucking foreign policymaker in China that said, oh, Trump didn't move on Iran.
So if Trump not going to move on Iran, he's not going to move on big communist China.
All right.
I mean, that's as simple as that.
And that's why you've got China making a fucking move.
All right.
And now we can't hit up Iran.
Now we're in a very precarious situation.
All right.
Captain Hook.
All right.
I'm going to get to these fucking 15 buckers in a second, but I'm telling you right now, I'm going to make a prognostication.
Trump is, and I hate to say this.
I hate to fucking say this.
Trump is going to go back to the negotiating table with his tail between his legs, and he's going to have to work out a deal with China.
All right.
I mean, this is literally, and in my opinion, I think he's going to have to give up on the intellectual property demand.
And this is what this shit's all about.
This is what this is all about, for Christ's sake, is giving up on that intellectual property clause that the president is trying to put on a new deal with China.
And this is literally, I mean, you know, I mean, this is what this is all about, folks.
So I'm guaranteeing this right now.
Watch the Trump administration in the next couple of weeks go back to the table with China.
And I hate to say it, they're going to have to bow down.
They're going to have to bow down in this economic deal.
And if I were Trump right now, I would use the intelligence services of CIA because the CIA has assets in Libya, which are so-called ISIS and al-Qaeda fighters that you people know, but they're actually CIA assets.
And what we need to do is was given some TX bourbon whiskey with it.
Great.
Dark meme magician girl, go and bring me the bottle.
Also, Ghost, if you're going to keep acting like a chink, how about you just go to the bottom of the city?
All right, guys.
Can you just shut up here?
I'm shooting pearls to you idiots.
All right.
I'm shooting pearls to you idiots.
The truth, the general is for Chan Cookie.
Yeah.
I don't know shit.
Anyway, listen, what Trump has to do is he has to direct his intelligence agencies, and I hope Trump is listening, okay?
He needs to direct his intelligence agencies to utilize the Islamic assets.
Shut the fuck up!
I know you hate me, but I just want to say I've been a fan for almost the entirety of your bridegroom.
Yeah, I'm sure you have.
You're an autistic freak.
I'm sure.
Yeah, you see, here we go.
I mean, I was listening to you.
Okay, real funny.
Real funny, you stupid piece of shit.
Shut up, you autistic freak.
Trump is going to have to play a little docile.
He can't flex as much nuts because the Chinese got us by the balls.
And how and why did China have to buy the balls?
You can thank the Obama administration.
You can thank the Democrats.
You can thank, literally, that's who you can thank.
I mean, just to show you how far, actually, you can go back to the Clintons, to be honest with you.
You can go back to the Bill Clinton era.
Bill Clinton allowed the Chinese to steal our nuclear secrets out of Los Alamos.
If you don't believe me, Google up Los Alamos Nuclear Secrets China, and you'll see what I'm talking about.
All right.
What is this?
Love You Ghost 5 Eva?
All right.
That's really great.
All right.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
It's okay, Temple Company.
Your anus will heal in time.
Just cause you're not going to be able to do that.
I'm trying to shoot pearls to you, idiots.
This has everything to do with your goddamn internet, you stupid dumb imbecile.
Anyway, just to show you how deep the Democrats are with China, you had this dumb bitch, Diane Feinstein, this senator out of California, Diane Feinstein.
Her head of her office, the person that was in charge of her office and her driver, the same guy, was actually a fucking Chinese secret agent.
And you see, unlike Trump, which had a Moeller investigation and the Department of Justice crawling up his ass and all kinds of congressional hearings about it, the FBI decided to tell Dianne Feinstein, hey, Diane, you know that head of your office and your driver?
Well, he is a Chinese spy.
Dianne Feinstein allowed this Chinese spy to retire and get full benefits of the American government.
And this son of a bitch continues to walk the United States a free fucking man.
All right.
Here, if you don't believe me, let's go ahead and read it.
I know that you fucking idiots won't believe me.
So that's why I got to fucking show you this shit because you ain't never, you ain't going to believe me.
You ain't going to believe me for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I'm not joking around.
I mean, you people need to realize that these people that we are all, that supposedly are Democrats and that love America, they hate this country.
They are working with the enemy to take down this country for Christ's sake, man.
look here it is right here look let's go ahead and put on the hold on let's wait for this fucking stupid shit to load all these dumb ass ads Here it is right here.
Tell you, look.
The spy who drove her, Diane Feinstein and Chinese espionage right there.
All right?
And what is this, Captain Autism?
All right.
You'd think you'd spot a Chinese spy, surely.
Just look out for their slitty.
All right, shut up, asshole.
All right, look, look at this.
Diane Feinstein, right here.
I want to take away your guns.
And the reason I want to take away your guns, so that you can be literally submissive to the government like the Chinese people, like the people in Venezuela.
This bitch is anti-American.
Look at this shit.
Look at this shit.
San Francisco is a hotbed of espionage and international intrigue.
And why wouldn't it be?
Strategically located near major West Coast ports, home to many large immigrant communities, and perhaps the most crucial, the most crucially, just stood up from America's most technological sophisticated corporations.
It makes perfect sense that America's geopolitical rivals would want to get a fit foothold in the city by the bay.
All right?
Now, let's, I hate these writers.
They go on and on.
Five years ago, Senator Dianne Feinstein, the California Democrat who then chaired the intelligence committee, was approached by the FBI.
The Bureau had learned that the staffer in her San Francisco office was a Chinese operative run out of Beijing's consulate in that city.
What?
The vet just removed a pearl from Templeton's anal cavity.
You have some explaining to do.
Ghost.
You know what?
You people don't give a shit.
You know what?
You fucking morons aren't going to give a shit until your goddamn pathetic fucking internet isn't around.
All right?
Until your goddamn internet isn't around.
And when it isn't around, I hope you fucking people get so bored, you fucking just decide to go ahead and take the ultimate price with yourself because you people are pissing me off.
I'm telling you, just imagine.
Just imagine all the autists and the Aspys and the losers that don't have the internet to go fucking occupy their time anymore.
All right?
They're going to go fucking nuts.
It's going to be a loser revolution for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God.
And you know what?
Me and the inner circle had talked about this all day today.
And we figured out that the only, there was only a few people that didn't get hit on this.
Only a few different companies and entities on the internet that didn't get hit up with this.
One of them was Twitter.
Twitter didn't get hit up by this DDoS.
And guess what?
Twitter, just a week ago, decided to purge and ban anybody who was anti-communist and anti-China.
All right?
No net equals no more.
I don't give a shit.
All right.
I'm talking about our country, you fucking piece of crap.
Did you know that Twitter just about a week ago banned anti-communist and anti-Chinese people?
I mean, how convenient.
They didn't get hit up.
They didn't get hit up.
All right.
They didn't get hit up.
And guess what?
Guess who else didn't get hit up?
The porno industry.
And you know, I hate to say this, but because the porno industry is blacklisted by mainstream, you know, Silicon Valley business, they've been able to develop their own networks.
They develop their own transaction systems.
So I think the irony, the irony is that the only networks that would possibly still be up on such a situation like yesterday would be the goddamn porno industry.
We would have to use the porno servers as underground servers for Christ's sake, huh?
Meme magic, folks.
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Meme magic.
Remember?
Remember, y'all idiots are fucking relaying me on Pornhub.
Remember that?
You trolls are relaying me on Pornhub!
And the irony is that we- The German army will survive.
Oh, shut up!
And the irony is, is that we may have to use the pornographic industry's network to continue to surf the internet, to continue to communicate with each other, etc.
Unfucking believable.
Unbelievable.
Anyway, look, I didn't mean to go off on that tirade, folks.
I'm just simply stating that that's really what happened yesterday.
And if you don't believe me, well, then fine.
Go ahead.
Keep playing your fucking video games.
Nobody gives a shit.
All right.
Anyway, let me move on here.
I wanted to talk a little bit about the president going to the UK.
And I love how the president is laying the smack it down on many of those UK figures, especially Sadiq Khan, the terrorist mayor of London, who, quote, says that terrorism is part and partial with living in the big city.
This is who the mayor is for London.
Sadiq Khan, some pro-terrorist who says, once again, that terrorism is, quote, part and partial with living in the big city.
And then, of course, the president took some heat because he, what's Prince Harry's broad's name, that ethnically ambiguous Markle, Markel, whatever the hell her name is.
He apparently called her nasty, and she didn't go to the dinner commemorating Trump with the queen and the royal family.
And let's be honest, Prince Harry's not even really goddamn Diane's son.
Give me a fucking break.
All right, or it's not Prince Charles' son.
It's Diane's son, but not Prince Charles' son.
I mean, you know who Prince Harry's father really is, right?
I mean, it's the fucking bodyguard of Princess Diana.
Go Google up the body.
You know what?
Let's fucking Google it up.
All right.
Because you idiots will never fucking believe.
You'll never do it for Christ's sake.
Captain Autism.
Hey, ghost.
What's your favorite car you've ever owned?
My first car.
Please get and you owe me a cheers for today.
And a cheers for the last time I did it $25 when you completely ignored me.
Fuck Sadiq Khan.
Bring back Boris.
Hey, I'd buy that for a dollar.
Everyone, including the Queen, is telling Trump to fuck off in the UK.
He's too dumb to see it.
Unlike us smarter folks who know you're just saying all this to deflect from your crimes.
Oh right.
Yeah, go shove it up your ass.
All right.
You're such an idiot.
You're such a dumb fucking idiot leftist Evil Mirror, you make me sick.
All right?
You make me fucking sick.
All right, now let's go take a look at here.
Here is the ex-bodyguard of Princess Diana.
Take a look at this.
Take a look at this crap.
Here, put the PC shot on.
Take a look.
I mean, how the hell did Harry become a ginger?
Huh?
How the hell did Harry become a ginger?
Look, take a look at this.
Look at this.
This was the bodyguard of Princess Diana here, okay?
So that's why nobody gives a shit about Harry.
All right.
He's a fucking, he's a product of an affair.
All right?
He's like the black sheep of the goddamn royal family for Christ's sake.
All right.
I mean, why do you think they forced Prince Harry to marry a goddamn ethnically ambiguous, disgusting slut bag like this Margle, Markle, Mark, whatever the fuck her name is.
All right, come on.
So that the royal family could virtue signal and see, you know, you see, we're letting other people of other races into our royal family.
I'd buy that for us.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
All right.
I owe fucking Captain Autism a goddamn toast.
As a matter of fact, it's a good time to break out of beer, and it's a good time to start getting to these 15 buckers for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right.
It's about that time for everybody.
You know what time it is?
It's time for more beer.
All right.
More goddamn beer.
All right.
Let's go ahead and nice cold beers while you're at it, baby.
That's what I'm talking about.
And I guess since we got a 25 bucker by Captain Autism, and, you know, I guess he's in one of those moods today.
You know how some of these autists are, you know, they're kind of flighty when it comes to their emotions.
I guess he's in a good mood today.
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What is this?
The only things that went down was Google, Gmail, Google Drive, YouTube, YouTube TV, Vimeo, Snapchat, Nest, Uber.
Dude, are you kidding me?
Shopify?
I mean, there was a whole bunch.
I'm just going to get the fuck out of here.
Most was only a moment.
You're a complete fucking idiot.
Shut up, dumb Texan.
You're a fucking dumb idiot, man.
All right.
I mean, are you fucking kidding me?
You're a dumb fucking idiot.
I mean, it took down telephone services and shit.
You're a fucking moron.
Why don't you read about the whole fucking DDoS and what happened?
Tired of you fucking people that think you're so smart.
It's just like an autist that think they're so fucking smart.
They read a half-assed blurb.
You know, they don't even read the whole fucking thing.
They think they're so fucking smart.
All right.
Simulator player, Captain, did also ask about what your favorite car.
My favorite car I've ever driven.
The favorite, my most favorite car I've ever driven was, you know, I have to, it depends, all right?
When it comes to like, you know, looking badass and shit, looking like a million bucks, I had a bra, I still have it.
I have a Brabus modified Mercedes-Benz that's fucking badass, although it doesn't run like, you know, like I've also had a Maserati and the Maserati, you know, it runs well, but I mean, I don't want to get into the story about the Maserati, but right now, I would probably have to say, I would have to say BMW, dude.
BMW is a badass car.
I don't know if you've ever driven one, but literally, it's got fucking badass, just instantaneous power, a fucking torque from hell.
I mean, I would literally be on the highway.
And you know, when you're trying to get on the highway, these fucking pricks, they try to go faster, you know, to try to fucking prevent you from getting on the highway.
Dude, all you got to do is just put the pedal a little bit, just a little bit, and just fucking right past their asses.
All right?
Right past their asses.
So I have to say, fucking, I do like Beamer, dude.
I like, I like.
Now, I want to remind everybody.
Yeah, I know.
Somebody just said BMW means break my wallet.
I do want to warn you that if you are going to get a BMW, they're very expensive to maintain.
All right.
I mean, it was, look, I don't want to get into it.
Anyway, it's just, just, just keep that in mind.
All right.
If you're going to, any of these cars I just mentioned, they're very expensive to maintain.
I mean, I should have bought American now that we're having these damn trade wars with Europe and trade wars with them.
I should have bought American now, but I don't like American, uh, I hate to say this, but I don't really like American cars.
All right.
I mean, American cars fell by the wayside once we sold our fucking asses out to Japan back in the 80s, if you want my opinion.
All right.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
All right.
Ghost wife likes BMW.
What the fuck does that mean?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
And by the way, somebody's saying buy a Corvette.
Dude, I don't, dude, Corvette, it's like, I don't know.
You're too low to the ground.
You know what I mean?
I mean, it's just, I mean, you get into an accident, in my opinion.
I don't know if this is true, but it feels like when you drive a fucking Corvette, if you get into an accident, you're probably going to die.
You know what I mean?
You're probably going to die.
So I just, you know, and with a BMW, believe it or not, you're fucking safe in a BMW.
You know, there was a case out here in San Antonio where some kids, of course, some rich kids, I don't know if they were drunk or, you know, what the hell happened, but they went over an overpass and fell, you know, basically head on with the street from about 12 or 15 feet from the overpass.
And everybody in there lived without a scratch because they were wearing their seatbelts.
And, you know, BMW is pretty, you know, they solidify their cars with some kind of a decent body to withstand such things.
So, you know, in my opinion.
All right.
Anyway, cheers to Captain Autism for the 25 buckers.
All right.
Cheers to you.
Even though, I don't know, sometimes you're in a bad mood.
Sometimes you're in a good mood.
I don't know what the hell it is.
anyway cheers baby cheers all right And hey, the Dodge Viper, they don't even make them anymore, dude.
I mean, I've driven one.
They were badass, but they were way too expensive considering that they were a goddamn American car.
I mean, I remember when they came out, man, you had to drop, what was it?
I think they came out with the Viper sometime in the 90s, and I remember that car was like $70,000 in the fucking 90s, dude.
I do have to admit, though, one badass car that the Japanese made that I thought was a very decent ride was the Mishubishi 3000 GT.
Has anybody ever ridden a Mishubishi 3000 GT?
Man, now that was a pretty good car.
The problem was, is that the parts for that, because it was especially made, you know, made to go fast, etc., was pretty expensive.
So that's why they didn't make them.
So anyway, sorry, I don't mean to be talking about cars here, but, you know, Captain Autism said, what's my favorite car?
I would have to say, I would have to say Mercedes-Benz and BMW.
Mercedes-Benz to drive around and look pretty in, and BMW to fucking drive, dude.
Fucking drive, man.
Ghost's fat fanny sat on a tranny, but it was his granny and couldn't wheel away fast enough.
Florida Keys Vacation Plans00:05:18
I mean, enough of talking about my granny, for Christ's sake, dude.
Seriously, enough about talking about my granny.
Remember, under the trolling, I'm still a fan, Ghostler.
I hope so.
Those four years you were gone were a dark time.
Another question.
Is there anywhere in the USA you have never visited that you one day would like to?
I want to start traveling in the states.
I want to be honest with you, okay?
I really wanted to go to the Florida Keys.
All right, because, you know, I don't know if y'all remember Girls Gone Wild.
The guy who created Girls Gone Wild, Joe Francis, that's how he made Girls Gone Wild.
He would go to goddamn flexing at the gym.
All right.
Hey, I'm going to get to the 15 buckers in just a second.
But unfortunately, the inner circle brought it to my attention that the Florida Keys is basically a gay haven.
It's basically nothing but homosexuals in the Florida Keys.
And that's very disheartening because I don't really want to see, you know, oral compilation just out in the street and, you know, a gay man ass.
I don't want to see that.
Jesus Christ.
I don't want to see it.
It's making me so upset.
I'm belching about it.
I don't want to see that.
So what I want to do, to be honest with you, and look, I don't really have time for this.
And I don't really think I should, you should be burning money on vacations and shit.
But I mean, if I wanted to go on a vacation, I would probably get one of these islands off of the Florida Keys because there's actual islands that have houses on them that you can rent for a good month, two months at a time.
And that's what I would love to do.
I wouldn't want to buy one because you know it's going to be hit up by a hurricane.
It's going to be a bitch to insure it.
And, you know, when it gets hit up, the insurance ain't going to pay shit.
So I'd like to just be out there in one of those islands.
You know what I mean?
And just be out there.
And me and Mrs. Ghost and my dog.
And, you know, just make sure to bring enough supplies.
And if we don't, we could just fish off the goddamn pier or off the goddamn island.
It'd be great, dude.
It would be fucking great.
Anyway, that's probably about it.
All right.
Sounds like you'd fit in well in the Florida Keys.
All right.
Yeah, I'm not fucking gay, dude.
All right.
First of all, it's pretty rad.
Secondly, the reason I wanted to go to the Florida Keys is because of Joe Francis, dude.
The fucking girl's gone wild.
I actually ordered the Girls Gone Wild, dude.
I ordered those fucking videotapes.
All right.
I still got those videotapes.
All right.
It's all about the Dodge Challenger SRT.
I like the way they looked.
It's got a good body.
I don't know about if it's a driving demon.
I guess if you do have a Hemi in it or something.
But anyway, look, I'm just saying that, you know, I watched those Girls Gone Wild.
And they were at this place in the Keys.
It's a festival called Fantasy Fest.
And I don't know if you know about Fantasy Fest, but literally chicks are there with their tits hanging out.
And it's a very, very risque festival, to say the least.
All right.
So, you know, I kind of want to, I kind of like that kind of action.
I kind of like, you know, you know, being risque, et cetera.
You know what I'm saying?
Still sad you didn't play my video.
Dude, I'm not going to fucking.
Oh, Jesus.
Now, why are you bringing up old shit?
That was a horrible video, and I didn't want to get age-restricted or any kind of bullshit by fucking YouTube about it.
All right.
I got to watch myself.
That's how you fucking trolls are.
All right.
You want to fucking put some kind of sick, perverted garbage on so you can go be like, look, YouTube, he's a fucking bastard.
Jesus Christ.
And would the Mrs. approve going to Fantasy Fest?
Of course she would, dude.
Me and Mrs. Ghost have had a hell of time together, dude.
We've been a lot of places together.
And, you know, I love Mrs. Ghost.
She'd be there with me, man.
We'd be out there at Fantasy Fest together, baby.
But I don't know.
I heard that it's a lot of gays out there.
I don't have nothing against gays.
I just don't want to be around like open homosexuality, like open oral sex and open man ass.
And I don't want to see that, dude.
I really don't.
I don't want to see that crap.
So that's why I haven't done it.
And to be honest with you, I think mostly vacations are a waste of money.
They're just a waste of fucking money, man.
I mean, if you're going to waste that money, then why not live large like somewhere near you?
You know, why don't you like, I mean, if you're going to waste that money, why don't you take a quarter of it and go to a nightclub and go VIP or some shit?
Get a limo, you know, live lavish, go have a fucking steak dinner.
You know, there's no reason to burn all this fucking money on a vacation, dude.
I mean, I mean, because every time somebody goes on a vacation, there's an itinerary and, oh, you've got to go here.
We got to go there.
We got to go here.
And it just becomes a pain in the ass.
Pop Hambo Controversy Discussion00:12:08
You don't.
A vacation is supposed to mean you're supposed to relax.
You know?
You're supposed to relax and you're supposed to kick back.
You're supposed to have an enjoyment when you spend your money.
You're supposed to have an enjoyment or something happened.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, look, I'm sorry.
Let's get to these 15 buckers.
I'm fucking rattling on over here.
Let me go down to the first 15 bucker because luckily they're not backed up.
So I can probably do these and we can continue with the damn show and all that good stuff.
Hold on, let me go down here.
Jesus Christ.
All right, here we are.
Dark meme magician girl.
Yeah, that's right.
She was the one saying, it's me, Ghostler.
Ha ha ha, bitch.
It's Dark Me Magician Girl, bitch.
So let's go ahead and get to Dark Me Magician Girl's video, the 15 bucker.
All right, she is obligating me to watch this goddamn YouTube video by making a 15 buck tip here.
What is this?
What the hell is this there, Dark Me Magician slut?
What the hell is this?
Are you fucking kidding me, man?
Are you fucking kidding me?
And fuck you with this wheelchair shit!
I'm tired of you saying I'm in a wheelchair!
You can jump, but you can't do anything.
Alright, let's read.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, simple flips.
The man, the legend.
Wait a minute.
How can he jump with a wheelchair?
Ah, Jesus.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
You know what?
That's enough.
That's enough, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
That's enough.
You know what?
Fuck you, Dark Mean Magician Girl, alright?
Trying to suggest that I'm in a fucking wheelchair?
It's me.
It's Mario, and I'm in a wheelchair.
Fuck you.
Alright, let's see.
Who else do we have?
A 15 bucker to play here.
Captain Dessey.
Captain, I wonder if this is the real Captain Dessey and not some fucking troll.
I mean, I don't know if I trust this as the real Captain Dessey.
All right, let's go ahead and play.
Once again, I'm playing this YouTube video because they are obligating me because they donated $15.
What the hell is this?
Oh, no.
This is not fucking fun.
This isn't really Captain Desi.
Look at this shit.
Ghost Troll War March Remit.
Fucking Troll War.
You bloodthirsty bastards.
Troll War.
Just play the shit.
Oh, yeah, you did war!
You won it!
You've got it!
You won't warm!
We'll take you to war!
All right!
A big story called to ban desi, type cap.
POP HAMBO.
I'VE GOT YOUR BITCH.
POP HAMBO, POP HAMBO, POP HAMBO, POP HAMBO, POP HAMBO, POP HAMBO.
I'VE GOT YOUR BITCH.
POP HAMBO, POP HAMBO, POP HAMBO, POP HAMBO.
We're back in!
You fucking son of a bitch!
Take this shit off here!
Take it!
Fuckin- THAT WAS A TAPTING MISSING!
Ah!
That wasn't Captain!
Fucking Dessie!
Fuckers!
You fuckers!
Ghost gets an extreme hardened when Templeton's balls hit him.
Shut the fuck up, you pervert!
You fucking people in the chat room that are laughing at that shit, man.
Fuck you, man!
Fuck you!
Fucking making me look like a fucking asshole, dude.
Making me look like a circus sideshow.
That's all you fucking people are good at, man.
Fucking piece of shit.
That wasn't Captain Des.
I knew that wasn't Captain Dessey, man.
All right.
I knew that wasn't fucking Captain Dessey.
Captain Dessey wouldn't do that.
You piece of shit.
Oh my god, what a joke.
All right, is this what this is going to turn out to be now?
I mean, it's bad enough that you people were trying to fucking blame me for the delinquency of Asho, and now he is contributing to the delinquency of his eight-year-old cousin.
But now you're doing this shit, huh?
Now you're doing this horse shit.
Jesus Christ, let's continue on.
I want to get done with these 15 buckers so we can move on with the fucking show.
That was a fucking horrible 15 bucker.
Was that you, sneakiest chameleon?
Was that fucking you?
Christ, you fucking.
Give me my fucking beer.
What a fucking Monday, you know that?
What a fucking Monday, for Christ's sake, man.
Fucking Monday, Monday.
I mean, it's fucking shitty Monday, man.
A fucking bad case of the Mondays, man.
Let me have some fuckin' more beer for Christ's sake.
Alright, what do we have here?
Who's the next?
Who's the next 15-bucker here?
15 inches of pure imagination.
Yeah, right, you asshole.
You understand that?
Let me tell you something.
I got a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that'll go up your mother's snatch pipe and come out her mouth.
So don't be sitting here talking garbage, boy.
All right, 15 inches of pure imagination requested this YouTube video for a 15 bucker.
Hold on, calm down.
What the hell?
Oh, fucking bronies, for Christ's sake.
Y'all fuckers are still around.
Bronies are still around for Christ's sake.
Put the PC shot on.
Look at this crap.
Oh, no.
Fucking idiots, man.
Fucking son of a bitch, you clopping assholes.
You're trying to fucking besmirch Pantera.
You're trying to besmirch Panta.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
Fucking sick clopping assholes.
You stupid sick clopping assholes, man.
And you wonder.
And you fucking bronies wonder why all the time throughout the whole damn 11-year broadcast of this show, why all these people are saying, ban all bronies.
Ban all bronies, huh?
Fucking sick fucks.
Freaking sick clopping pieces of trash.
And that's not funny.
Anybody laughing at that is a damn clopper, all right?
Anybody laughing at that goddamn video is a damn clopper and they're a sick maniac.
And their name should be turned into their local police vice squad as far as I'm concerned.
And I'm sick and tired of you people besmirching Pantera.
I've had about enough of that shit, all right?
I've had about enough of that shit.
Oh, God.
Who else do we have?
Oh, yeah, we got Captain Hook.
Captain Hook in the house.
He requested this YouTube video to be played for a 15 bucker.
What the hell is this?
Let's go ahead and take a look.
What is this crap?
Oh, no.
Oh, man.
This is a blast from the past.
What is this?
Put this on.
This is by Captain Hook.
Captain Hook requested this.
Everybody remember this fruit bowl?
Look at this fruit bowl.
Someone who's going through a hard time.
Leave Britney alone.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
What an over-emotional soy boy.
Definitely a product of a single mother.
Leave Britney Spruce alone right now.
Jesus.
All right.
Take this idiot off for Christ's sake.
We get it.
Aesthetic.
What do you want?
What do you want, aesthetic?
What the hell do you want?
That Pantera video was a little.
It's not fucking hilarious, you piece of shit.
All right?
Just shut up.
Hey, go seeing as it.
I paid 15 bucks.
have the cow blurred.
All right.
All right.
I'll play your fucking video.
All right, but I got to go to Big Bobster's first.
Big Bobster86 requested this video right here, and then I'll go ahead and get to Captain Autism.
And by the way, you know that, what the hell is this?
Leave Brittany alone, whoever the hell he is.
I saw a video of this stupid son of a bitch proudly going into a porno, like a porno shop to go into the adult theater section to service a glory hole.
I am not kidding.
That is an actual fact.
I saw it myself.
So what did I tell you, man?
Yeah, that's Pride Month for you.
Anyway, that's Pride Month.
I've got Pride.
I've got Pride.
I'm taking it on my backside.
All right.
Anyway, we got Big Bobster86 that requested this one for a 15 bucker.
What is this?
Hold on.
Hold on.
What is this?
Hold on.
I got to make sure this isn't some fucking sick ass maniac, manass, or something of that nature.
All right.
Jesus Christ, what is he doing here?
What is this?
What is this?
Hold on.
I got to make sure that this isn't some man ass or some kind of ridiculous garbage.
Okay, I see.
I see what it is.
All right.
Okay.
Let's go ahead and play this.
The Big Bobster86 said, this is how you, this is Tyrone flexing at the gym.
That's what Big Bobster said.
This is the Tyrone flexing at the gym, Big Bobster86.
Here it is.
Go ahead and play it.
Tyrone flexing at the gym.
Look at this.
Tyrone, like, yeah, brother.
Let me have some more weight, man.
Let me have some more motherfucking weight up in this motherfucking man.
I'm a man.
All right, what is he going to do?
Check this out.
This guy's in the middle of squatting.
Look at this.
I'm gonna take you away.
That's horrible, man.
You see that?
That's black on black crime right there that nobody talks about.
You know that?
That's black on black crime that nobody talks about.
Jesus Christ, man.
Why did he need to do that?
That was another brother.
That was another brother.
Why did he have to do that to another brother?
Was it because he was light-skinned and that other brother was dark-skinned?
You know, that's a big prejudice in the black community.
You know that, right?
All right.
Can I spank Mrs. Ghost while you do your broadcast?
Oh, Jesus.
She needs to pay for the shit out.
You bastard.
Can you shut up?
All right.
Just shut the hell up.
All right.
Ban all bro.
Look at that.
We know one actual ban all bronies, ban all bronies, ban all bronies, ban all bronies, ban all bronies.
Drinking Beer And Black Crime00:02:22
I'm starting to understand why people are saying that shit now.
I understand why, excuse me, there's a big, massive movement to ban all the fucking bronies.
They're a bunch of sick cloppers from where I'm standing, boy.
All right?
A bunch of big ass cloppers for where I'm standing, boy.
Let me take a drink of this beer here.
Look, I've only fucking drank one beer.
I've been arguing with you people.
And listen, this is why I'm only drinking one beer.
And this is why I'm drinking beer slow.
You fucking trolls, especially you, asshole.
You're starting to make me think that, hey, wait a minute.
I am drinking beer.
I am, you know, smoking weed.
Am I really encouraging people to partake in this type of activity?
Am I really a bad influence for Christ's sake?
I'm going to be the first one to tell you not to drink, okay?
Unless you're over the age of 21 or wherever it is, you're legal in the country of origin.
Am I really that bad of an influence for Christ's sake, man?
I mean, I'm shooting balls here.
I'm trying to spark synapses in the brains of folks, for Christ's sake.
And here I've got Asho over here.
I mean, listen, we've been arguing about this for a good hour and change, for Christ's sake.
And now I'm like, y'all got me fucking self-thinking.
Y'all got me like, well, should you be fucking really chugging this beer, ghost?
Should you really be, should you really be fucking guzzling down beers like you're filling yourself up with piss and fury?
I don't know, folks, but you know what?
I'm drinking this beer anyway.
I've only fucking opened up one beer and it's already 10.30.
I should be at least four or five beers in for fucking Christ's sake by now.
You see, you people are eating into my drinking time.
Let me go ahead and take a drink here.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Desperately, this $3 donation is a milestone for me.
$1,500 donated.
Well, thank you very much there, Captain Autism.
Is that for real?
$1,500, dude?
Jesus Christ, man.
Good God.
All right, let's go ahead and let's...
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Dark Meme Magician Girl started off with a great game.
Let's check out another one.
No, no, no.
Look, I got to get to Captain Autism's here.
Now, this is the video I did not play because of, you know, some sick-ass.
Texas Missile Launch Analysis00:05:12
Hold on.
yeah okay he blurred out the all right all right Here it is.
And it looks like an outer circle production.
These fucking tards.
All right.
Go ahead and put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Yeah, great.
I can already see what this is.
Can't even hear it, dude.
Can't even hear it.
Hey, what the hell's up with the fucking wildfire, you fucking piece of crap?
Yeah, look at that.
Look at what he's doing to this cow.
They want me to air this shit.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
There's Captain Autism.
Yeah, he looks pretty autistic.
Look at that, huh?
And there's Duvadude, of course, taking up the pooper.
And, yeah, I don't know who Atlas is.
It looks like a furry from where I'm standing.
Demo plan.
I don't know.
Jesus Christ, what a tard that was.
And who the hell is Scoot?
Oh, yeah, Scoot TM.
Look at this son of a bitch.
And this was created by Captain Autism, huh?
Hey, by the way, take a look at the missile.
Did y'all see that missile?
Here, look at it.
Look at that missile.
Look at the missile.
You see that?
A missile comes in and hits this son of a bitch.
Look at the sides.
Look at that missile.
Look at the missile.
Boom!
Y'all see that?
That was a fertilizer plant in Texas that was blown up during the Obama administration because we were anti-Obama.
Remember, we were thinking about seceding from the Union, baby.
We were thinking about making Texas a country again.
All right?
Look at that.
Let's do it again.
Let's see if we can...
You see that?
It comes in from the side.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Well, that makes me want to visit Texas.
Boom!
Look at that.
Look at that crap.
Obama did that.
Obama did that.
Anyway, who the hell just did that?
Who the hell?
Dark meme magician girl?
Wow, that makes me want to visit Texas.
Hey, let me tell you something.
Texas is a great fucking state, boy.
Do you understand that?
It is a great fucking state.
Let me explain something to you.
All right.
Anybody who comes to Texas, they don't want to leave Texas.
Or they get inspired to write something positive about Texas, baby.
I mean, y'all remember Thunderstruck by ACDC?
All right.
Thunderstruck by ACDC.
Dude, they're talking about Texas in that song.
They're talking about Texas.
We're through to Texas!
Texas!
And we had some fun!
We met some girls!
Some girls that gave us a good time!
I mean, y'all remember that?
It's fucking Texas, baby!
Everything's bigger in Texas, baby.
All right, the chicks have bigger tits in Texas, boy.
All right, the steaks are served bigger, all right?
All right, the schlongheads are bigger.
Everything's bigger in Texas, boy.
We're some bad mofos.
That's why everybody wishes they were like Texas.
They wish they had the independence in Texas, but they ain't got it, boy.
Hey, what is this meme magician?
I remember the time I saw Ghost Ford F-150 break down in the middle of 6th Street, and they had to tow him in the back to his house.
That's shoving up your ass.
I've never had an F-150 before in my damn life.
All right, what are you talking about?
Hold on, what is this?
Oh, is this the ghost mod again?
Is this it, huh?
Is this the ghost mod again?
What is this?
For your info, there is another DDOS attack on EA 2K PSN and other G-Mang servers.
Oh, hey, thank you, Tigor, for the 411.
This just in right off the news hot wire.
All right, we're having another DDoS attack.
Also, shout out to the Islamic Republic of Iran.
Look at this piece of trash.
Look at this piece of trash trying to promote Iran.
Tim McCrab, you're a piece of trash.
You know that?
You're a goddamn piece of trash.
All right, this is a 15-bucker by Light Meme Magician Boy.
Light meme magician boy said, Dark meme magician girl started off with a great game.
Let's check out another one.
Well, light meme magician boy, look at this.
Doom mod, true capitalist, doom mod.
Let's take a look at it.
Look at this!
Look at this!
Doom mod true capitalist radio stylist.
In the Junkyard America Can you get like more energy?
Yeah, you get more energy the more beer you drink, boy.
That's what I'm talkin' about, man.
Ambo!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Fruit Bowl.
Fuck the police.
Cattle Prod Video Reaction00:15:29
What the hell?
I never said that.
You stupid fruit bolt.
I so wish you were.
Wait a minute, when I get hit, I cough.
When I get hit by the enemy, I start coughing.
Now, where's the enemy here?
There's some boots.
The hell is this?
More beer.
BOOOOOO!
Where's some more?
I want to see some more killing of the enemy here.
Where is it?
Oh, geez, what the hell is that?
Bunch of dead bodies.
There's Satan right here.
Oh, what the hell?
What the hell is Bathamin doing there?
Shall we pay out 2012?
Oh, Citizens.
Is this with the boss?
Christ.
Looks like he just went to an autistic meat.
What the hell is he dead?
He's a stupid fruit bullet.
He's dead.
What's up with all the satanic stuff?
Who is that?
The Predator?
What the hell?
Now we're out in the desert somewhere.
There's cacti everywhere.
What the hell is this?
He ghosted you!
Oh my god, is that a tarn talking?
That was a tarn talking?
All the cheating sounds like Ghost's Black Neighborhood at night.
He's got two cans.
He's got two cans in his hand.
What, is that a weapon?
Two cans of weapons?
Wait, he's got two cans in his hand.
What do the toucans do?
What do the toucans do, dude?
Stupid birdie bastard!
Do something though.
Is he shooting at it with the two cans?
Get him out of here!
He's shooting at him with the two cans.
What, is he smashing the cans together?
Are you shitting me?
Welcome to Junkyard America.
He goes to that.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
That's what I'm talking about.
I just fucking said that.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
I just freaking said that.
What is a cattle?
A fucking cattle prod.
Are you shitting me?
A fucking cattle prod!
A freaking cattle prod!
I mean, is this a mod or a mockery of my show?
I mean, give me a break.
I mean, what does a cattle prod do?
What the hell?
What the hell happened?
Get him with the damn cattle prod!
Get him with the damn cattle prod!
Jesus Christ.
All right.
All right, all right, that's enough.
That's enough.
All right, we get it for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, man.
What a mod, huh?
What a goddamn mod, for Christ's sake.
A doom mod.
Anyway, thank you very much, Light Meme Magician Boy.
What now?
Light meme magician boy showed a great video.
Here's another.
All right, I'll get to yours in just a second there, Dark Meme Magician Girl.
I gotta go to Tim McCrav.
Tim McCrab donated this 15 bucker for me to watch this video.
What the hell is this?
Hold on.
I gotta make sure this isn't some sick maniac crap.
Hold on.
Hold on, for Christ's sake.
I just want to make sure that there's nothing really scary or weird happening.
Oh my god.
Ah!
Dude, are you kidding me?
I can't fucking watch.
I can't play this Tim McCrab.
Oh my god.
Oh, geez.
I can't play this, dude.
I mean, it's one of the most sickest things.
Why would you donate something like this, dude?
For those that want to know what Tim McCrab just fucking donated, okay?
It's of a kid who gets shot in the head point blank.
I mean, and then, I mean, why in the fuck would you fucking donate something like that?
Why in the hell would you fucking donate something?
I'm not playing this shit.
I'm not, you know, fucking Tim McCrab, you're a fucking piece of shit for trying to make me play something that's going to get me banned on YouTube, man.
Fuck you.
I'm not playing it.
And everybody out there that's talking shit in the chat room, go fuck yourself.
All right?
Go fuck yourself.
I'm tired of you.
I mean, it's you and this Khabib asshole, you two fake fucking Islamic fucking Republic assholes that continue to donate shit that's going to potentially fucking get me fucking thrown off YouTube.
I don't really give a shit if it's fake.
I don't care.
It's disgusting.
And people that are watching this goddamn show, they're not going to know it's fake.
So just sit there and shut up.
All right?
I'm playing another fucking, I'm playing Dark Me Magician Girls.
I'm not going to sit here and get my shit fucking banned because you fucking people want to be fucking edgy trolls.
You fucking stupid piece of trash.
I'm not going to sit here and allow you people to do this for fuck's sake, man.
You people are assholes.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
All right, what the hell is this?
This one was requested by Dark Me Magician Girl.
What the hell is this, Dark Me Magician Girl?
Go ahead and play it.
Choppy!
You hear the safety?
What the hell?
What the hell is this?
Oh no.
Oh my God.
All right.
All right.
Shut this shit up for Christ's sake.
I mean, you see the kind of garbage that these people are trying to make me show?
I'm not joking around.
Tim McCrab and you and that fucking Khabib.
You assholes are always fucking.
Here's somebody getting blown up and here's all this gory shit.
And you're doing it on purpose because you idiots are trying to be edgy and trying to make me either get fucking kicked off of YouTube.
But you showed us Mexican Andy's disgusting pizza stomach and face.
No, that was Mexican Andy, dude.
That wasn't me.
That was Mexican Andy on a live stream.
Sit there and shut up, Dark Me Magician Girl.
All right.
Nobody asked you for your fucking opinion.
You're a woman.
You need to go where your fucking place is, and that's in a kitchen, and getting acquainted with some goddamn appliances in the kitchen.
All right?
Nobody cares about what you have to say.
All right.
Just sit there and shut up.
All right.
And if you can, look pretty.
If you can't, then get out of everybody's face.
Here my drink.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer.
You're damn right.
You're goddamn right.
More beer in the house, baby.
You're goddamn right.
Jesus Christ.
All right, I think we're done with the 15 buckers for Christ's sake.
Thank God.
And listen, I'm not going to play it, Tim McCrab.
I'm not going to play somebody getting their head blown off, right?
You're a sick bastard for even looking at that.
And I know what you're trying to do.
You're a piece of shit, man.
I should fucking, you know what?
Ban Tim McCrab.
Ban his ass.
Get his ass out of here for making me want to fucking trying to make my goddamn YouTube fucking channel go out.
Get him out of here.
Get him the fuck out.
Get him out.
Get Tim McCrab the fuck out of here.
Fucking piece of shit going to try to sit here and make me view some gory ass fucking video so I can get fucking my channel.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fucking piece of shit.
That goes for anybody else, man.
All right, that goes for anybody else.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
Gino 1987?
What the hell is this?
What is this?
All right, this better not be some gore shit either.
I'm not even doing it.
This better not be some fucking garbage that could potentially get my channel banned.
All right?
Fucking edge lords out here.
You see, now you're fucking making me belch.
You see that?
All right, what is this?
Hold on, hold on, what?
What?
So when will you send the email, meme magician?
I'm going to send it here in a fucking few, okay?
Y'all are listed.
Be on the lookout for the damn email.
I'm still designing the goddamn new autographs.
All right, so fucking give me a break.
Fuck, man.
Just give me a break.
All right.
I'm trying to design the new autographs.
I mean, I got a lot of my plate here for Christ's sake.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Dave, get fucking Tim McCrab out of here.
Get him out.
Get him the fuck out.
Get him and it's got to get him out of here.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me move on.
Let's go ahead and go to the PC shot.
Geno X1987 requested this 15 bucker.
I don't know what the hell this is.
Hey, look.
I'm a general person.
I don't hate queers.
I don't hate anything.
What?
What is this shit?
All of you are as a piece of shit.
I have tried.
I have tried all my life.
What the hell is this, crap?
I've tried all my life to begin.
Oh, yeah.
You know, we've been trying to watch this TV show.
Can't we watch it?
What the fuck am I listening to?
You fucking piece of shit.
What?
All of you are as a fucking queer motherfucker.
You want to watch queer shit?
I don't want to watch that shit.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Don't do that, sir.
Do not do that.
Do not do that.
What are you watching?
You know what I'm saying?
Queer tonight.
We're watching Wheel of Fortune.
You're going to watch that motherfucker.
What the hell is this?
I don't want to watch queer motherfuckers.
I want to watch something decent.
Like, sorry.
Go somewhere else and watch it then.
You talk something that you're telling.
It's Tony's.
It is Tony's.
So you stay away from it.
Oh, Jesus.
What the fuck is this?
You were the one that put your hands on me.
Don't do that.
Get out of the car.
Get your fucking hands on me, you fucker.
Go sit down.
You better get your hands on me.
You go to hell.
I'm doing any fucking thing on what you want.
I don't want to watch this.
All right.
That's enough.
It sounds like a bunch of old queers fucking fighting or something over Wheel of Fortune or something of that nature.
I mean, come on, all right?
We get it, you queens.
You know, one of you wants to watch Golden Girls.
The other one wants to watch Wheel of Fortune.
I mean, isn't there such thing as like TiVo or pre-recorded or something of that nature for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
All right, look, we're done with 15 buckers, and I'm going to go ahead and go on with the rest of the show.
I wanted to talk about Pride Month.
It is the beginning of Pride Month, folks, and I would like for everybody to realize that even though the United States is probably the most safest place for the LGBTQ to conduct themselves in their capacity, for whatever reason, as years go by, as Pride continues to be celebrated on an annual basis, Dark Meme Magician Girl has already been to the kitchen.
She only listens to me.
She knows that she doesn't listen to a child.
I'm so sure.
How about you put your wife on a leech and drag her useless ass around before she comes here instead?
Yeah, go shove it up your ass, all right?
My wife knows her place, boy.
All right?
Unlike your mothers, my wife knows her place, all right?
And I'm telling you, right after I get off this goddamn broadcast, doesn't matter what time it is, Mrs. Ghost will hook it up with a damn fucking sirloin, or not a sirloin, a New York strip steak.
I think we got a New York strip steak and chicken wings, baby.
Chicken fucking wings.
There's nothing like steak and wings, baby.
I love it.
And here's Gino with another 15 bucker.
Hold on.
I'm going to drink some more because I'm not drunk enough.
So let me go ahead and drink.
And I want to say cheers to all those that are out there.
I want to say cheers to the inner circle.
I want to say cheers to the true capitalists that listen to the ghost show, man.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers, that's what I'm talking about, man.
I need some more.
I need to keep chugging, baby.
I need a chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug.
Oh, yeah.
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug.
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug.
All right, who else do we have?
Oh, yeah, we got Gino.
He put up another 15 buckers, so I guess we're obligated to watch his YouTube video.
Let's go ahead and get to it.
What is it here?
What is this?
Geno X1987.
Hold on.
What the hell?
Yo, dude, why did you donate this dude?
I fucking hate this guy, dude.
I fucking hate this dude.
I'm not even joking around.
This dude is literally why comedy is in a subterranean shithole.
My mother died in her kitchen, and her mother's mother died in her.
Oh, good.
Yours died trying to swim through all the shit that you had.
Yeah, right.
Are you kidding me, boy?
Are you kidding me?
My wife knows her place, all right?
Unlike your mother, and unlike, you know, whoever the hell else you have that's a goddamn matriarch in your pissing family.
All right, now look, Gino X1987, there's a stupid idiot that you just donated.
I bet when you start raging like a beast, you're like the Hulk.
Hell-bent on destroying everything.
Comedy Shit Think Segment00:03:44
You're damn right.
I'm a fucking maniac, dude.
You pissed me off.
You better get the hell away from me.
That's why I keep telling you, sons of bitches.
You fucking pieces of crap are lucky that you're on a fiber october reconnected world called the internet.
I'll tell you that right now.
What is your place then?
She's probably at Apple Bee's with the kid and Asho.
Getting some Alabama black.
She's got snake.
All right.
She's in the other room taking care of Templeton.
That's what she's doing, dark mean magician girl.
And what the hell is this?
Turn your screen upside down.
I'm not going to turn my screen upside down.
You turn your own screen upside down, you piece of trash.
All right, mean magician.
All right, now you go ahead and do it yourself, boy.
Jesus Christ, you're making me belch for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right, here it is.
Geno X1987.
Let's go ahead.
I hate this dude.
Anybody who likes this dude as a comedian, you're a fucking dry piece of toast.
And you don't know what comedy is if it fucking tickled your rosebud fucking asshole.
Go ahead and put it on.
This ethically ambiguous idiot.
This is comedy.
This is comedy, folks.
This is comedy.
This is comedy in some parts of America.
Look at this.
I always love to watch.
This is so sick.
All right, I've had enough of this shit.
I'm not.
Oh, this is.
But hey, you know, this is fucking comedy.
All right.
This is goddamn comedy.
I mean, give me a break.
I'm sick of this shit, dude.
America's LGBTQ.
Oh, here's Khabib over here.
Hey, look, Khabib, I'm telling you, if you did the same thing as Tim McCrab, I'm not playing it, and I'm kicking your ass out of here, okay?
You stupid fucking edgelord.
What is this?
If one Captain Autism1 really has donated that much, I think you should give him honorary autism.
I don't give a shit what the fuck you think, Keckler.
I don't give a shit what you think.
I didn't ask you for what you fucking think, you fucking autist.
All right?
I didn't ask you for what you think.
It's just like you autistic Asperger's fucking button in and fucking giving your stupid opinion like anybody gives a shit.
All right, just sit there and shut up and take some fucking notes on how to be social, fucking morons.
You know what I think?
I think you should do.
You know what?
I don't give a flying shit what you think.
So just sit there and shut up.
And here's some spaghetti while you're at it.
Aren't you suck on a meatball?
Fucking idiots.
You know what I think.
You know what I think.
And fuck you for what?
I don't give a shit what you think.
All right?
You know what I think.
You know what I think?
I think your mother should be fucking neutered.
That's what I think.
All right?
You know what I think?
Fuck you.
Jesus.
You know what I think?
You know what I think?
I think that you, you know what?
Let me stop before I say something bad.
All right, let me stop before I say something really upsetting.
Michelle Obama Lazy Tranny Rant00:07:36
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
What?
What?
Just like we don't give a shit what you think.
Oh, you know what?
I don't fucking give a shit if you like what I say or not, dark me magician girl.
All right, you know, and the next time you talk to me, you talk to me with your head down.
Do you understand that?
You talk to me looking at my feet.
You know, let me tell you something.
You want to know why women have a fixation with shoes?
Because once upon a time, women would be looking down at the feet or they'd be on their knees kissing a man's feet.
All right?
This is why women have such a fixation about feet and foot that.
Oh, I have to have this $1,000 shoe.
I have to have this $1,000 shoe for Christ's sake.
I mean, it's because you women are always, since the beginning of time, looking down.
All right.
And that's what you should be doing right now.
I'll tell you that right down now there, Dark Me Magician Girl.
All right.
Take a look at the waffle of my boot, bitch.
All right.
Just sit there and shut up.
All right.
What is this?
Hold on.
Oh, Christ.
Type Cap to say cheers to Captain Autism.
Average homeowner 25 to 35.
Are you kidding me?
All right.
And then, by the way, type Cap to ban Captain Autism is right.
Although Captain Autism is a, he's in a decent autistic mood today.
I don't know what the hell his problem is.
I don't know what his problem is.
But look, Khabib, this was a decent video because it shows the tranny.
I'm talking about Michelle Obama being a lazy tranny and not tucking her sack back and being a lazy tranny.
Now, what I'm about to show you, Khabib donated 15 bucks so we can watch this.
This is Michelle Obama dancing on Ellen.
And you can see through her loose-fitting pants, her fucking nine and a half-inch black Johnson bouncing around in there.
And I just want to show you this, all right?
And by the way, yes, Michelle Obama is a transgender, all right?
What is this?
Hulk.
W-H-A-A-A-A-R-R-G-G-H-H-A.
Hulk, M-A-A-A-A-D.
Hulk Smash.
All right, we get it.
Here it is.
Here's Michelle or Michael Obama and her being a lazy tranny and her ding-a-ling bouncing around all over.
What is this?
Unban Me Fool.
One YouTube search of SCU Beseta shows it's fake in a Brazilian meme.
Sorry, you're that out of the list.
I don't really care, you idiot.
All right, I don't really give a shit.
All right, you shouldn't have done it.
I'm not unbanning you because you're a piece of shit, all right?
Put it on the PC shot.
This is my Khabib.
Look at this.
Michelle Obama.
And take a look at Michelle Obama's midsection.
Take a look at this.
Take a look at this.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Boing, boing, boing.
You can see the outline of the schlong.
You can see the outline of the schlong head.
Look.
Look.
You can tell she's uncut.
Look.
I mean, well, no, she looks cut in that one.
Yeah, she looks cut in that one.
Never mind.
So she might be cut.
Look, there it is.
There it is.
There it is.
Oh, man.
There it is.
There it is.
Thanks for all the cheers, folks.
If there is ever an honorary IC slot going, I'd gladly take it up and would appreciate sitting down to chat with ghosts sometime over a few beers.
I'm sure you.
I don't have a problem, ghost.
I'm always in a good mood.
Thanks for banning.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
All right.
What?
What?
Stop showing us footage of Mrs. Ghost.
You're scaring the children.
Fuck you.
All right, Dark Me Magician Slut.
Shut up.
All right.
Just shut your ass.
All right.
Misogyny is one of your strongest traits.
Too bad not strong enough to lift you out of your wheelchair.
You guys are starting to piss me off.
I'm telling you that right down now.
Anyway, let's listen to the, let's watch the rest of this video.
There it is.
Lazy Tranny Michelle Obama.
Lazy Tranny Obama.
Lazy Tranny Obama.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, gee.
Turn that shit off.
Oh, fuck.
All right, that's enough.
All right, let's move on to the next.
Shut up, all right.
Fucking Khabib.
All right, now I'm glad we're done with these goddamn fucking 15 buckers.
And let me tell you, I mean, we've been on for two hours and 15 minutes.
And I want to be honest with you.
I want to get the hell out of here.
I mean, I've done a Friday night show.
I did a Saturday night troll show.
And now, you sons of bitches are beginning the Monday with this garbage.
Fucking pieces of shit.
All right.
I'm telling you, man, I wish you fucking people were in front of me doing this shit to me, man.
I'm not even kidding around.
I'd fucking beat your ass worse than your daddy, boy.
You understand that?
And that's what everybody needs now.
You know, everybody's just, you know, in their safe spaces, and they're hiding behind their mother's skirts and all this other shit.
I'm telling you right now, all anybody needs is a good ass whooping.
You give somebody a good ass whoop, and I'll tell you that, that humbles them really fast.
And they ain't going to be talking out this fucking, running their goddamn gator all the time once they get their ass whooped.
And I think that's what needs to be done.
I think that's what the hell needs to be done for Christ's sake, all right?
Please unban me in YouTube chat.
Type cap to ban capitalists.
Who the hell are you?
Is this Tim McCrab?
Tim McCrab?
I mean, you shouldn't have done that, dude.
I know what you fucking people are trying to do.
I don't fucking appreciate that shit.
I don't appreciate you trying to get me banned from YouTube.
What kind of a fucking sick fucking edgelords are you, you fucking piece of crap?
Man, I'm telling you, I'm not even kidding around.
I really do feel like ending this fucking broadcast because, I mean, there, I mean, I mean, I've shot so many pearls on this broadcast, and do you people even give a shit?
Do you people even care for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
You know what?
I'm doing me right now.
All right, assholes.
I'm doing me right now.
You know what?
I'm celebrating Pride Month, all right?
All right.
Oh, that was you.
That was you.
I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what.
You know, since you donated a 25 bucker, all right, Captain Autism, and since you've been donating and been nice here, I'm going to do so.
I'm going to do that for you right now.
How do you like that?
You see, I'm a forgiving man.
Okay.
I'm not a bad guy for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm not a bad guy here.
Me, magician.
If you're doing you, it's called Master.
Fucking shut up, asshole.
All right.
Just shut up.
That wasn't me.
Also, it was obviously a fake video.
Why would it still be up on YouTube?
You know what?
Some idiot that's watching this broadcast is going to fucking report me to YouTube and not know anything.
Everybody has thousands of videos.
I'm not going to risk it, you fucking piece of shit.
All right.
I'm not going to risk it.
Go shove it up your fucking clogged up pooper, you fucking dumb fuck.
All right?
I don't care if it's a fake meme.
I don't give a crap.
Jesus Christ, man.
Pint Boy Duck Emoji Moment00:05:26
Jesus Christ.
And look, I'm trying to look for Captain Autism.
I can't find him anywhere.
I didn't realize there were this many people banned for Christ's sake.
Look at those.
We got a lot of fucking people banned up in this son of a bitch.
Good.
All right.
They probably don't even need to be on here.
And hey, what?
Hey, Captain Autism, change your goddamn swastika fucking your fucking profile image.
All right.
I'm going to take you off.
But if you don't change that goddamn profile image, I'm going to put you back on.
I'm going to fucking ban your ass again.
All right?
There, I did it.
Save it there.
All right.
You're back.
All right.
I hope you're fucking happy.
Take that goddamn swastika crap off your fucking damn little profile pic, you piece of trash.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
All right.
I'm doing me right now.
That's what I'm doing.
I'm doing me.
And I'm going to drink some beer.
And you know what?
I'm going to break out the wacky tobacco so early in the broadcast.
And the reason is it's because of you, stupid trolls.
It's because of you, idiots.
All right?
Doing all this text-to-speech bullshit.
Give me my drink.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer.
Yeah.
That's what the fuck I need for Christ's sake.
All right, where are we at?
All right, here we are.
Trying to get me a pint here, boy.
Trying to get me a pint here, boy.
All right.
And after I pour this beer, after I pour this damn beer into this glass, you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to break out the devil's lettuce, the wacky tobacco, the tetrahydrocannabinol, the chronic, the reefer, the poo smoke, baby.
I'm going to go ahead and break it out.
Where is it?
Where?
Oh, yeah.
Hey, I scored some more weed here.
I scored some more.
It's called Hollywood Kush.
Can you believe this?
Has anybody ever heard of this?
Hollywood Kush, baby.
This, I mean, you could just see the crystals on this son of a bitch.
It is not a joke.
It is not a joke, for Christ's sake.
Give me my pipe.
I got to empty the son of a bitch.
Let's empty it.
Let's empty this.
And everybody, look, shut up calling me a bad influence.
Shut up calling me an addict.
Hey, by the way, I mean, wasn't it Weena who said that weed is now legal in Illinois?
It's practically legal all over the damn United States.
I don't understand why they don't just decriminalize it on a federal level.
All right, come on, man.
All right, here we go.
Let's break open this bud.
Listen to this.
Yeah.
Woo!
That's what I'm talking about, man.
Oh, man.
Let's load this bowl up.
And you could just smell it.
I mean, right when you crack it open, right when you break the bud open, it's like a burst of smell comes out.
And it just, it's fucking pungent as hell, dude.
It's fucking pungent as hell.
And let me tell you, I'm looking forward to this.
I'm looking forward to this.
But people want me to get high with some music on for Christ's sake.
Is that it, huh?
You want me to get high with some goddamn music on?
All right, let's get high with some music on for a second.
All right, let's go ahead and do this.
All right, let's hold on.
Before I do that, before I do it, let me smoke first.
Let me get a little under the influence.
Let me blaze this.
Let me get under the influence and we'll go ahead and do so.
All right.
All right.
And shut up.
All right.
Everybody in the chat room calling me an addict.
All right.
I'm not an addict.
I'm not an addict, dude.
All right.
I'm going to take this first hit.
Here we go, baby.
Here we go.
You got to hold it in, baby.
You got to let it hit the brain.
Got a hold of it and let it's a brain, dude.
Shit.
Whoa, man.
Oh, shit.
Oh, man.
And every time I take that first hit of tetrahydrocannabinol, all of a sudden I start having the mucus start coming out of the orifices, for Christ's sake.
Oh, fuck you.
Shut up.
Shut up.
All right.
Give me a tissue for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, you hear it?
I mean, it gets my nose clogged up, baby.
Oh, Jesus.
What the hell is that?
What is that?
Is that a duck emoji for Christ's sake?
Is that a duck emoji for Christ's sake?
Are you kidding me?
Oh, God.
Jesus Christ.
Give me my.
Oh, for Christ's sake.
Snoop Dogg Anime Sexualization00:15:46
All right.
What is this?
What is this?
Wait a minute.
They're saying the text of speech is out.
Play that with the tetrahydrocannabinol there, black hat.
Oh, my God.
Is it for real?
It's muted.
Nobody can hear the text to speech.
All right.
Is that true?
All right.
This better not be a fucking troller.
I'm getting out of here.
I'm not even fucking kidding.
All right.
Now, let me do this because it's fucking weird.
It's fucking weird what's going on here with this with this garbage here.
Let me go ahead and do this.
And let me do this with the audio.
Do that.
Let's bring this here.
Let's bring this here.
All right, I'm going to try and do this one again.
Black Hat, I'm going to replay yours.
Here it is.
Can y'all hear it now?
Ghost play this with your tetrahydra cannabinol.
Jesus Christ.
Can y'all hear?
All right.
Thank you.
All right.
Anyway, since Black Hat did a 15-bunker, I'm glad, by the way, you're not backing up these 15-buckers.
I'm not even joking.
All right.
Anyway, let me go ahead and push this and let me put this into here.
And Black Hat requested this YouTube video for a 15-bunker.
What the hell is this?
Oh, no.
You wanted me to play something with Snoop Dogg in it, you piece of crap?
I hate Snoop Dogg.
You know that?
I hate Snoop Dogg.
That is one of the biggest studio gangsters.
If you want my opinion, I think he and Dr. Dre were the first gangster rappers to popularize the gang culture beyond the black ghettos.
Once you started the Chronic album and then the doggy style album by Snoop Dogg, you started seeing gangs in upper middle class neighborhoods, in neighborhoods that didn't have goddamn gang problems for Christ's sake.
And as far as I'm concerned, I sincerely believe this.
If you lost somebody to gang violence, you should seriously consider getting together in a class action lawsuit and suing Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre, who have made hundreds of millions.
As a matter of fact, Dre is a billionaire.
All right.
Dre is a billionaire, for Christ's sake.
And he's out here, you know, the one that spawned this ridiculous goddamn fucking gangster rap infatuation.
So anyway, I'll still play it there, Black Hat.
I really don't appreciate Snoop Dogg.
He's a studio-ass gangster.
As a matter of fact, let me show you.
Let me show you how studio of a gangster he is.
All right.
Let me show you how studio gangster he is for Christ's sake.
All right.
Let's go.
His real name, by the way, is Calvin Brodis.
Calvin Brodus, baby.
That's his real name.
All right.
That's Calvin Brodus.
That's his real name.
And guess what?
Let me show you.
Look at Calvin.
Look at Calvin, bro.
Put the PC shot on.
Look at that.
Does that look like a gangster?
That's a gangster, baby.
That's a gangster.
Look at that.
That's Calvin Brodus.
That's Snoop Dogg.
The guy who was supposedly smoking indo and drinking all his gin and juice and busting caps and being a crip and all that bullshit.
There he is right there.
Let that brother go right there.
Huh?
A fucking complete studio ass gangster, man.
Complete studio ass fucking gangster.
Get that fucking idiot off my screen.
Complete studio ass gangster.
This son of a bitch has been doing.
I mean, I can't believe that we are even getting this asshole in mainstream America anymore.
I can't believe we're even still talking about Snoop Dogg for Christ.
This guy should be sued into oblivion for causing gang violence.
And it's got, I mean, I'm not even joking around.
I mean, you know, you got all these young up-and-coming rappers that are busting caps on each other.
What about Snoop?
Why don't you?
I'm just saying, I mean, there's a lot of gang credibility to be at.
I'm just, never mind.
Never mind, man.
Anyway, this 15-bucker once again was requested by Black Hat.
And look, let me take one more hit and maybe I'll feel a little better.
Let me take one more hit of Tetrahydrocannebinol and then we'll play Black Hat's 15 bucker.
All right.
All right, let's go ahead and do this.
All right.
Anyway, here we go.
Another smoke, baby.
Gotta let it hit the brain, baby.
And by the way, somebody in here by My Leather Mistress AOC and has a fucking Ocasio Cortez's face as their profile picture.
Let me explain something to you.
You're saying that Snoop Dogg isn't a studio gangster because he was charged with murder?
He wasn't charged with murder.
His bodyguard was charged with murder.
He was just being charged with it because he was an accomplice.
Jealousy is so thick.
His wife uses it as a dildo every night.
I'm sitting over here.
I'm schooling you people, all right?
I'm schooling you people on what really happened.
Snoop Dogg didn't do nothing to nobody, all right?
It was his bodyguard, blasted some fools, and the LAPD were trying to charge him to tax him.
Let's be honest.
They're trying to charge him to tax him.
And then after that, just like Suge Knight had suggested, after that murder case, he became a snitch and he started snitching people out.
You know?
I mean, you know, I mean, you know, Suge Knight said it best when he said, how can a gangster who's always supposedly getting arrested, you know, and he's still out in the streets, he's snitching, baby.
He's snitching.
So I'm just, you know, look, I'm just saying.
Anyway, look, let's go ahead and play this video that was requested by Black Hat.
Here it is.
They put the PC shot on.
This was requested by Black Hat Inc. for a 15 bucker.
Here it is.
Is the weed on the show real?
This stupid young fucking idiot.
This guy's so skinny, he can hang light on a Dorito.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Are you kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Oh my God.
Wait a minute.
An anime Snoop?
An anime fucking Snoop?
Turn this shit off.
Turn this fucking shit off.
A fucking anime Snoop Dogg.
You've got to be shitting me, man.
You've got to be shitting me.
A fucking anime Snoop.
An anime fucking Snoop.
Are you shitting me?
Oh, my God.
An Anon Null.
Okay, thanks a lot.
I got to play Anon Knolls now.
But dude, I've seen it all now, dude.
I mean, you know, I've fucking seen it all.
I mean, what is that 4chan Rule 34?
I believe it now, dude.
I'm not even fucking kidding me.
You know, I always thought that it was a bunch of fucking edgelords on 4chan with this Rule 34 garbage.
But now, after I've seen a goddamn fucking Snoop Dogg anime, I've seen it all for Christ's sake.
I've seen it all.
I've seen it all.
Fucking sexualizing a fucking anime Snoop Dogg.
Oh my God.
I've seen it all.
I'm not even joking.
You people are sick.
Alright, you people are fucking, you people are sick bastards.
You know that?
Give me my drink.
I mean, I'm not even joking, man.
I mean...
And you people are trying to argue for a fucking anime Snoop?
Look at the fucking chat room.
They're arguing for an anime Snoop.
There's nothing sexual about that.
Fucking Snoop Anime was about to take off his fucking top.
All right.
Oh, God.
A fucking Snoop Anime, dude.
I've seen it all now, dude.
I swear to God, I've seen it all.
Let me tell you something.
If I ever saw an enemy of me, for Christ, I'd fucking call my lawyer and say, sue those fucking perverts.
Sue those perverts for Christ's sake.
I'm not even fucking kidding.
Two fucking words, and you know what they are.
Punitive damages, man.
I'm not even fucking kidding me, man.
I'm not even kidding you.
I'm so not joking.
Give me my smoke.
I'm not even joking, man.
I am not even kidding, man.
I'm not even kidding.
Shit.
Fucking Anna.
I...
I fucking hate anime.
You know what?
I don't even like cartoons anymore.
You know, you people have ruined cartoons for me, man, because you people are a bunch of sick bastards aside from you waxing your carrot to them.
All right?
You people are trying to dress like them.
You're going to comic-cons, trying to dress in cosplay as them.
I mean, dude, there's fucking idiots in Seattle right now that are dressing up as superheroes, going out late at night in Seattle trying to fight crime for fuck's sake.
I mean, come on, man.
I'm tired of this shit, man.
You people are a disgrace, man.
Jesus Christ, now you're making me belch.
Now you're making me goddamn belch.
And look, all of you people can sit here and make it go through your stupid autistic Asperger head and say, you know what?
Yeah, right.
You know what?
You just don't know how to have any fun, ghost, okay?
You heard what it said in Toys R Us.
I grew up with Toys R Us.
Remember?
I don't want to grow up.
I'm a Toys R Us kid.
And now I'm a man child now, you bitch.
I mean, that's literally what your fucking lives are.
You should be ashamed of yourselves, but the psychotropic drugs that your parents allowed the psychology and the psychiatry industry to put into you, you're so oblivious that you can't even read the writing on the wall for Christ's sake, man.
You can't even read the writing on the wall that you people are being submitted to this stupid crap.
You know, one minute, you people are all, well, ghosts, you don't know how to have any fun.
You know, you don't know what it is.
You don't know how to have any fun.
And then the next minute, you people are all, oh, you boomers, you didn't give us any opportunity.
You boomers, you did this, you did that.
Hey, why don't you stop fucking waxing your carrot to goddamn girl cartoons?
Why don't you stop going to ridiculous shit like Comic-Cons and all these other stupid cons?
Why don't you stop fucking gaming and go out and play the game of life and stake your fucking claim instead of sitting there with your hand out talking garbage to everybody because you're a piece of crap because you're a waste of human life because you are a useless eater.
All right?
And look at everybody that's like, oh, here we go again.
You know, you people know I'm talking about you.
That's why.
You people know I'm talking about you.
Ah, here we go again.
Because it's fucking uncomfortable when I talk about this shit, huh?
It's uncomfortable.
You want to know why it's uncomfortable?
Because you fuckers know it's the truth.
You fuckers know it's the truth.
That's why you're like, oh, here we go again.
Here comes Ghost.
Now, here's a boomerant.
You know, it's the fucking truth.
You people have a fucking bunch of screws loose, but because your stupid dumb parents were too fucking busy doing other things instead of being a parent and taking care of your brat ass, they fucking took you to some therapy session.
They decided to put some fucking psychotropic drugs down your hole, which re-chemicalized your fucking brain forever.
And now you idiots are now thinking that what was normal is not normal and the unnormal is normal.
I mean, I mean, you fucking idiots are so fucking out there because of the psychotropic drugs.
You're inventing new genders for heaven's sake.
You're inventing new gender.
I'm a pansexual.
No, I'm sexually androgynous.
No, I'm too spirited.
No, I am.
Oh, God.
For fuck's sake, man.
But no, you idiots think it's perfectly okay to be a fucking obnoxious, useless human being and think that there's nothing wrong with your brain by going out after you're a fucking adult and dressing up in cosplay and you know playing fucking video games and all this bullshit.
You people, I'm talking you fucking people that are over the age of 18 and that are still conducting yourself in this crap.
You have robbed children of their innocence.
You know that you have fucking robbed children of their innocence because they can't fucking.
They're not playing around and and and going to Comic-con and watching their superheroes and and not having a bunch of overgrown, fucking millennial pieces of crap that think they're the superheroes, flooding the whole fucking shit.
Oh god, I'm just so sick dude, I'm so sick of you people and you know you people in the chat room you try to like flap your fat cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard saying oh, here he goes again.
Oh man, Boomer ran like I'm the one with the fucking problem.
You know this is how fucking stupid and how dumb the psychotropic drugs and public education has made you.
You people are saying that I'm the problem, that I'm a dumb boomer.
Yet boomers were self-aware at 18 years old.
They were self-aware at 18 years old and were willing to do whatever it took to be independent.
They were self-aware socially, politically and economically, and that's why not only did they have such an impact in the six late 60s and early 70s and the 80s, but they are still in charge to this day.
The baby boomers are still in charge to this day, while you idiots who are not even self-aware of yourself, let alone, let alone self-aware of anything else.
You people are so enthralled with fantasy, you're so enthralled with video games, you're so enthralled with this fucking bullshit that's wasting your life away.
And whenever anybody tries to ask you, hey Billy, you're 30 something years old, why aren't you going out there doing things on your own?
Why aren't you out there buying your own house?
Why aren't you out there?
Oh well, it's the boomers fault.
The boomers did it.
The boomers this.
The boomers have it.
Father Son Sidekick Drama00:05:54
Give me a fucking break, oh god.
Give me a fucking break with you people.
I'm not sure.
What a joke.
What an utter joke.
All right, i'm not even kidding man.
What a joke.
And you people are bitching.
You people are bitching and yet you're not doing nothing about it.
The boomers are in power.
The boomers have been in power because they did something about it.
And who is a serious Dono?
Hey Ghost, I haven't donated in a while.
I have a son who enjoys these events and he is the one who dresses up as a hero.
I usually go as the sidekick to, ah fuck, Fucking shit.
All right, look, I'm going to be serious with you since I was a serious dono.
I think you're doing your fucking son a major disservice.
A major disservice by kicking it as a sidekick.
I think that's fucking ridiculous.
Okay?
Your fucking son should be looking up to you as a father.
You should be teaching this fucking kid how to be a man.
All right, not be his fucking sidekick at a fucking Comic-Con.
Here's a song I think you'll like.
Don't forget to subscribe to Jackler.
Join the outer circle.
Join the public circle.
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I'm telling you this right now.
You shouldn't.
There's a worst thing you should do.
Useless Eaters comes from Nazi Germany.
Though TTS Lady will butcher it.
The original was much close as a related concept was Leben Sanuertes Leben, life unworthy of life.
Can you see the sound of the sky?
Don't shove it up your ass.
Look, this is a serious situation.
This serious dono guy is thinking he's being a good father by dressing up as his kid's sidekick at Comic-Con.
You are literally equating yourself as some schmuck.
That's what you're doing.
And that's why when you're fucking older, or when the kid's older, he's not going to respect you.
I bet you the kid barely respects you now.
He thinks you're his play toy, you fucking idiot.
He thinks you're his playty.
Hey, Dad, come on.
Let's go dress up together like we did.
And we can go do this.
Yay!
You as a father need to be teaching that kid how to be a man for Christ's sake.
Be a man.
Not be afraid of things.
Confront his fears.
Understand that the world is a bad place.
Being strong.
Not being scared, etc.
That's what you should be doing as a man to this child.
By God, I can't believe you're sitting there dressing up with him as a fucking sidekick for Christ's sake.
Give me a fucking break.
Good God.
You're not doing your son any benefit, man.
It's just like the same fucking fathers that sit there and allow their daughters to put fucking makeup on them and shit.
Now, granted, if you're a single father, you know, I don't know what to tell you.
That sucks and maybe you have to do that.
But if you've got a mother and a father in there, that's the mother's fucking job.
All right?
That's the mother's fucking job.
And if you, for whatever reason, had a child with a fucking slut who doesn't want to take care of their daughter, who doesn't want to show her daughter how to be a woman, etc., that's your fucking fault.
All right?
Oh, I cannot believe I heard this for crying.
I dress up as my son's sidekick and I go to Comic-Con with him and I fucking, oh.
Oh, that hurts my heart, dude.
I'm not even joking.
It fucking hurts my heart that that's what fucking people that believe that they're being a good father, they think that is, oh, that fucking hurts my heart, dude.
I'm not even kidding around.
That fucking, oh.
Oh, my God.
And then we wonder why society is being flushed down the fucking toilet for Christ's sake.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You know, my old man wasn't a very good old man.
All right.
He did a lot of bad things.
But the one thing I took from my old man is that he was a tough son of a bitch.
All right.
And that even though he didn't want to go to work, he probably didn't have to go to work.
He went to work every fucking day, even though he hated it.
And he did so to take care or to maintain his responsibilities, even though it's questionable whether or not he did so or not.
But the bad, but the thing was, is that I always had some home.
I always had food on the table, etc.
All right.
They took care of their obligations as a parent.
All right.
But by God, by God, if my father would have fucking, you know, hey, hey, ghost, you like fucking Bugs Bunny, I see, huh?
Hey, ghost, you like the Looney Tunes?
I tell you what.
I'm going to dress up like Foghorn Leghorn, and you dress up as Bucks Bunny, and we're going to go around the town fucking, you know, painting the town up.
Get the fuck out of here.
Oh, God, man.
This is why we used to have like Halloween.
Remember, that's what Halloween was for.
Like, hey, we're dressing up.
We're doing all this shit.
And we let the kids do it.
We wouldn't do it.
We wouldn't do it.
We would let the kids do it because the kids were the ones that were supposed to have these fucking childhood memories, dude.
Ghost broken home.
And just shut up, all right?
Just shut up.
I'm just simply stating, dude, if you're a father and you're fucking championing this fucking fruity bullshit that, you know, hey, hey, dad, you're going to be my sidekick.
And hey, dad, I'm a brony.
And hey, daddy, you know, all this shit, then you're a fucking idiot.
You know what?
And I would not shake your hand.
I would not shake your hand.
I'm sorry.
I would not shake your hand for Christ's sake.
Oh, fuck.
My heart hurts.
I'm not even joking around, man.
My heart hurts for Christ's sake.
Real World Respect Issues00:15:43
Listen to this crap.
Oh.
I dress up as my son psych.
What sidekick?
What sidekick for Christ's sake?
I mean, I'm trying to think.
What are the sidekicks?
Huh?
I'm sure all the fucking, you know what?
Never mind.
I don't want to assume anything.
Just never mind.
All right, give me my fucking beer.
All right, I got some 15 buckers I got to do.
I'm sorry for that tirade, but folks, I mean, goddamn, man.
This is why.
This is why, to be honest with you, folks, we need a war.
And, you know, I think we missed a big opportunity.
We should have hit up Iran two weeks ago, and unfortunately we didn't.
And as a result, you have China making moves, flexing nuts.
There's a lot of things going on that now we can't hit up Iran at this point in time.
But I think, if you want my personal opinion, that we need a war.
We need a war because there are so many people in this country that think that it's normal, that it's a way of life to participate in this stupid, ridiculous fantasy activity when that's not the real world.
That's not the real world.
It's not the real world to dress up in cosplay and, you know, go to Comic-Cons and all this other shit.
It's not the real world.
It's your stupid world.
It's your perception because perception is reality, but that's not the real world.
And you see, you morons, I'm sitting over here.
I'm telling you the real world and you don't want to hear it.
I mean, you know, there's the real world is happening all around you.
You're just trying to ignore it.
You know, the real world is happening whether you want to admit it or not.
And you people are living in your fucking perceptions that this is the way the life is and it's going to be this way forever and ever.
And I'm telling you, I'm telling you right now, you folks are in a, you're in for a big root awakening, dude.
Real big root awakening.
I'm not even kidding, dude.
Anyway, let's go ahead and go to the next goddamn 15 bucker.
All right.
All right.
The next 15 bucker was donated by Annan Null.
Okay.
Anon Null requested this one.
What is this, Anon Null?
Oh, Jesus.
Ghost knows there's no cock like horse cock.
Yeah, yeah, it's real funny.
You know, you guys talk about me being gay and all this.
You guys are gayer than anything I've ever fucking seen in my life.
Meowth is autist.
All right, who the hell is meowth?
Meowth is an autist?
Okay, great.
He's an autist.
There's a lot of them.
All right, this is what Annan Null requested.
Take a look at this.
And you say I'm gay?
I mean, give me a fucking break.
I got a wife, dude.
Look, this is what you all requested.
Take a look at this.
I was busy thinking about you see this?
This fucking muscle-bound Puerto Rican, dude.
This muscle-bound- Aw, Jesus!
Ah, fucking hell.
Get this shit out of here.
I mean, do you understand what I'm saying?
You people are the ones that are latent homosexuals, and obviously you're trying to project that on me.
And listen, the only reason I know so much about homosexuals is because I do extensive research.
Because I'm telling you right now, I do extensive research because if I'm in a debate with a gay, then I'm going to know what to say.
You understand what I'm saying?
All right.
You're the war so bad.
Go back to Vietnam then.
Oh, that's very.
Oh, that hurts.
That hurts you, Rich.
Shut up, all right?
Serious?
No, no, I see what I do as being a good parent to my nine-year-old son.
I get that you don't talk about your son who has grown, but I'll gladly speak of mine and support mine.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Watch, in two years, this kid's going to be at a gay pride parade.
I can already tell by the way this guy's fucking talking about him.
I will continue to attend these things, and my son will make memory.
I will make memories with him.
I bet you money.
In two or three years, this kid's going to be like, you know what, Dad?
I put a condom on a G.I. Joe and sat on it.
And yeah, I'm gay, Dad.
I'm gay.
But, son, we went to Comic-Cons together.
You were G.I. Joe, and I was Decepticon or whatever the fuck, right?
And he's like, no, Dad, I just, you know, heard a lot about this gay thing, you know, and heard a lot about this butt sex.
And, you know, I decided to just go ahead and throw a condom on the G.I. Joe and sat on it.
And, yeah, I'm gay now.
Well, that doesn't mean that we can't stop dressing up, right, son?
Well, you know what, Dad?
I don't necessarily want to dress up as a superhero anymore.
What I'd like to dress up as is like a cartoonish clown woman that lip syncs to other people's music.
And yeah, I want to do that.
Do you want to do that with me, Dad?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what you're in for, pal.
All right?
That's what you're fucking in for, pal.
All right, I'm just saying, all right?
It's your fault.
It's your fucking fault for doing it.
You should be a man for Christ's sake.
Should be a man and fucking taking your fucking son out and doing some man stuff.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Go out back and throw a football for Christ's sake, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Go out back and throw a football with him and say, all right, hey, son.
All right.
I'm fucking Joe Montana.
And, you know, what?
I should cosplay as Ghost next Comic-Con.
All I need is a wheelchair, a Ku Klux Klan robe, a My Little Pony Sex doll, and a fursuit.
And I can get some random hooker to play Ghost's Granny, and she can suck off all the black people.
Yeah, look at this.
Look at this.
Huh?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
If Netanyahu formed his government, we may have gone to war with the people.
I think you're right.
There's still the prospect of operations in Venezuela, but I doubt that would be much of a conflict.
Also, my dad did things like teach me how to shoot an AR-15 when I was a kid.
And hey, balls, I know who you are, dude.
Believe me, you go back to the old Pal Talk 2010 days and shit.
And I know that you were beginning your career and what you were doing then.
And I'm sure you're probably well expanded into it now.
I'm pretty sure you're gainfully employed.
You were a man back then.
I remember.
I remember, you know, the fucking, you know, YouTube videos you used to do back then, fucking shooting shit.
Head of cabbage, bitch.
And, you know, blew the fucking head of cabbage away and shit.
But as you can see, balls, I mean, you know, these kids, they don't have daddies.
I mean, look at this serious dono.
He's like, hey, I'm a good parent to my nine-year-old son, and I'm going to keep going out there with him.
I'm going to keep doing it.
Yay.
I mean, I'm not saying you have to go out shooting with your kid, but bond with him in a male masculine capacity, dude.
Not, hey, son, what are you dressing up as today?
Look at me, dad.
I'm fucking Robin.
Oh, you're Robin?
Why do you like Robin?
Well, he's such a cute.
He's so cute.
He's just such a little boy.
He's like a boyish man.
And, you know, he's like Batman Sidekick.
So, Jesus Christ.
Ghost, do you think injuries to the groin at a young age could lead to homosexuality?
What?
Because I remember as a kid, back when wrestling was popular and copying those moves were a thing.
I had no idea what a sensitive area the groin was.
Injured my brother.
So what?
Now your brother's gay because he took one of the balls when he was a young kid?
I don't, that's the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my life.
That's the stupidest shit I've heard of my life there, boat.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
There's no, you don't take an injury to the groin, then you turn gay.
The hell does that mean?
Jesus Christ.
All right, I got to get to the next fucking 15 bucker here.
Next 15 bucker is by Gino Gino X1987, even though he said I'm a bad guy.
He said I'm a bad guy later.
What did you say later?
He said, if you want a war so bad, go to Vietnam.
Yeah, shut up, all right?
Look, if we go to war, I want you fucking people to listen to me, especially you young people, okay?
If we go to war, I don't want to hear any bitching from you people.
You shut the fuck up.
Get on the front lines and fight for your fucking country.
All right?
I'm not kidding.
Just shut up.
Get out there on the front lines and fight for your fucking country, you piece of shit.
Tired of you fucking people bitching and moaning about it.
Give me my fucking beer.
I'm telling you, you better.
You better.
We'll do something with you, boy.
We're going to get some free labor out of you if you don't.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
Who else we got here?
Gino.
Gino requested this.
What the hell is this?
What the hell?
Are you kidding?
What the hell is this?
Oh, you fuck.
Geno X1987, you motherfuck.
You know that?
I bet you think you're so fucking cute for requesting this, huh, boy?
I bet you think you're so fucking cute, don't you, you piecey shit.
By DeVay, we have 60% more cheese than the next leading brand.
Kids and gods.
Cheddar God tastes the best.
That's why Cheddar Goblin was reading Donald Trump.
And where did this happen?
Where did this happen?
LA Comic Company.
What?
We got more 15 buckers for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
Look, where did that happen?
Where did that goblin shit happen?
It happened at Comic-Con.
Oh, LA Comic Cause.
Oh, how fucking convenient.
How goddamn convenient for Christ's sake.
What do you want, Sperm?
Why are you projecting your fragile masculinity towards those who have a full-time internet show to do in life?
Let me tell you something, Spermy.
All right.
There's no, there's no Ghostler covering Asho and the kid with sweet cheddar flavored paint.
Fuck you, all right?
There's no fragile masculinity here, okay?
I'm a bad man, and everybody out there that's listening to this broadcast knows it for Christ's sake, man.
I'm telling you, women that are watching or listening to this broadcast are finding a large piece of furniture so they can put it in their vulva region and start chattering it, jiggling around in there while listening to this broadcast because they're in complete awe.
In complete fucking awe at the manly dominance that I'm throwing around this internet like it ain't shit.
And I'm telling you this right now.
Women right now are creaming out of their pantyhose.
I'm telling you right now, women are putting on this broadcast on one of those big large speakers so they can straddle it.
So whenever I'm yelling and whatever I'm screaming and whatever I'm showing my manly dominance around, they can have it vibrate where, you know, it gets them feeling funny.
Let's just put it that way.
All right.
How do you like that for Christ's sake?
That's why I tell all of you right now that are listening.
You better not have any woman within the vicinity of my voice because I'm telling you, they're going to excuse themselves out of the room.
They're going to go to the bathroom.
And all you're going to hear is that's all you're going to hear.
That's all you're going to hear because they're going to fucking realize that a real man, all right?
A real man is finally in their presence and they're, they just can't help it.
You know, they just can't help it for Christ's sake.
I'm not even joking around.
So don't sit here and give me this crap.
I'm a bad motherfucker.
All right.
I'm a bad motherfucker.
So don't sit here and try to give me this crap, man.
I'm a bad man.
Everybody out there knows it.
All right.
Who the hell else do we have here for Christ?
I'm a bad man.
Shut up.
I'm a bad motherfucker.
I'm telling you.
Look, look.
Listen.
Do I have to remind you that I'm a fucking internet underground legend for Christ's sake?
Huh?
All these fucking so-called E-celems know who the fuck I am for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm a bad man.
I fucking invented memes for Christ.
If the truth be told, I invented memes, all right?
My woman is too busy in the kitchen to give a shit about your broadcast.
Yeah, sure.
She's telling you she's in the kitchen.
I'll tell you something right now.
She's probably straddling the blender, all right, in a full-fledged fucking crushing session, and she's putting it where the sun don't shine so she can jiggle her uterus right out of her ass, listening and thinking about this manly dominance that she fucking heard and they never heard in her life.
I'm telling you that right damn now.
But like I said, man, I'm telling you, I'm fucking infamous, man.
I'm fucking infamous, and you people don't even understand it, dude.
You don't appreciate it, all right?
You don't appreciate it.
I mean, let me tell you something, all right?
Before I came to 4chan, 4chan was known as a bunch of degenerate pieces of shit that were out there doing nothing but inspiring school shootings, inspiring suicides, all right, getting fucking 13-year-old girls to flash fucking cameras and shit.
And then when I came to 4chan, I made 4chan.
Do you understand that?
You want to know why poll even came about?
It's because of me!
All right!
It's because of me!
So I'm telling you this right now.
I'm telling you this.
I'm a fucking legend.
You people need some respect.
That's why I keep telling you.
You fucking people need to learn some respect.
I made poll, all right?
All right, I made poll for Christ's sake.
Give me my drink.
I made poll.
Jesus Christ, I'm not even joking around.
Asian Lol Cow Internet Fame00:05:55
You know, I was in a fucking chat room.
Where the fuck was I?
I was in Asian Andy's chat room about, was it six or eight months ago, right?
I was in Asian Andy's chat room, and I went in there and I was talking to Asian Andy and everybody.
And you know, everybody in Asian Andy's chat room was like, wait a minute, is this 4chan ghost?
And then everybody was like, yeah.
And fucking the thousand people that were in there was like, holy shit, dude, it's 4chan ghost and shit like, I'm not joking.
I'm not even kidding.
You're damn right, for Christ's sake.
You're damn right.
I'm 4chan ghost, all right?
Fucking sons of bitches out here.
I'm telling you, man, hey, I'm the internet underground, boy.
I am the internet underground.
Piece of shit.
Give me my goddamn smoke.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
The only poll or 4chan in your life were the four Asian guys named Chan who plowed your granny.
Yeah, fuck you.
Talking about my granny.
Fuck you talking about my granny, all right?
I'm telling you, once the B-Tards found Ghost, 4chan was never the same.
After the B-Tards found Ghost, all of a sudden you started seeing B-Tards becoming fucking political.
Once the B-Tards found Ghost over here, all of a sudden they became political and they demanded a political thread on 4chan.
And let me tell you something, man.
Poll, I should be taking the whole fucking credit for Poll.
You know that?
Poll should say the inspiration of Ghost from True Capitalist Radio.
Do you understand that?
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding, man.
All right?
Masculinity so fragile you gotta try to inflate your ego like a pool toy to yeah, all right.
Yeah okay, so underground nobody can find you with.
Hey hey, they hey.
People on the internet know who the fuck?
I am all right.
People in the internet know who the fuck I am.
Just ask around, ask around the internet who ghost is.
They know who the fuck?
I am all right.
Remember when we raided Ice Poseidon stream on the fucking one of these fucking shows and forgot what it was?
Fucking Ice Poseidon knew who the fuck?
I am all right.
They know who the fuck.
I am all right.
Fucking all these people know who the fuck I am.
I made poll.
I first learned about you from 4chan.
Good to know where you were hunting for vulnerable young boys like me.
Oh, fuck you, man.
You made me what I am.
Fuck you.
National.
White children are not safe on 4chan.
Ghost, you are a bad influence.
Just shut up, alright?
Just shut your stupid mouth, all right?
Just shut your mouth.
Son of a bitch.
I'm telling you right now, you all know it's the truth, alright?
You go back in internet history.
What I'm saying is not a lie.
All right?
Go back in internet history.
What I'm saying is not a lie.
So you all could sit there and shut your goddamn mouths and give me the respect I deserve.
Do you understand what I'm saying, boy?
Huh?
Do you understand what I'm saying?
You chicken-eating corn boy?
Huh?
Piece of crap.
I'm telling you, you all better start giving us some respect.
I'm just.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What is this?
Yeah, I remember you.
He called you scuffed Alex.
I just shut up.
All right.
Fucking assholes.
You want to know why Ice Poseidon called me scuffed Alex Jones?
Because of you people.
All right?
And I ate Alex Jones, okay?
As a matter of fact, Alex Jones has been ripping me off for over 11 years.
Okay?
So that's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
All right.
So shut up.
And look, people are saying, oh, you only got 350 people listening to you, ghost.
You idiots.
I'm being relayed, you fucking morons.
You don't understand.
I'm being relayed right now into Discord chat rooms that got 10,000 people.
I mean, I wouldn't mind if you were to pervert me, just a little ghost.
I think it sounds kind of fun.
Y'all know?
Jesus Christ.
All right, whatever.
I gotta fucking do these 15 buckers.
I mean, I could sit here and make the case that I invented memes, I am 4chan, that I'm a fucking internet legend, and that you people should give me the respect I deserve, but it doesn't matter.
You people don't care.
Nobody cares about your crippled, sperm-filled ass ghost.
Oh, yeah?
You're as threatening as a wet kitten.
I'd kick your ass so hard your wheelchair would need a wheelchair.
Yeah, yeah, you wouldn't kill me.
The only reason people know you is because you're the ultimate lol cow.
You wouldn't kid nothing.
And I'm not a fucking lol cow.
I mean, I may be a lol cow now because of you fucking people.
But man, fucking I was listened to by tens of thousands of people for the fucking financial insight for the political and social commentary.
All right?
But now, all of a sudden, I'm just some fucking most, the most trolled idiot on the internet.
I just aired two different clips of trolls using my voice on some fucking soundboard calling the FBI and calling the CIA.
White House Blunt Smoking Talk00:03:50
All right?
I mean, I'm not fucking, I'm the most fucking trolled fucking asshole on the fucking internet, dude.
And if you want to call that a lol cow or whatever, whatever, that's fine.
I don't give a shit.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Look, I got to get you these fucking 15 buckers.
All right.
So just sit there and shut your mouth and just fucking just shut up.
Alright, let me, who is next?
Duva, dude.
Oh, here's Duva, dude.
Great.
This stupid milky liquor.
What is this?
What is this?
Oh, this is a Rucka Rucka.
Is that it?
A Rucka Rucka Rucker Rucker?
Put the fucking PC shot on.
This is my Duva dude.
Duva dude requested this 15 bucker.
This is CNN.
Today, the president met with the fake.
Yay!
Today, my Donald Trump went and throw a dog bacon gay.
Hey, what up, you guys?
It's Scares here, and today we have a new video.
Bacon gay.
What's up, you beautiful bastards?
Oh, you're having a fantastic.
Yeah, no, kid, I hate this.
Candescending and uncanny.
I know, this is melody.
What's that sound outside?
Make way for my dad, Li.
Make way, I'm Ben Golly.
Since I've been out of the White House, I've been standing in line at the welfare office, smoking a blunt with a cast of enter eyes.
That's good shit, turtle.
Finally, I could stop with the white boy lie.
So here's what I'm really like.
It's Ali, House of Saudi, Barry Obama.
Driving me a stolen audience that belongs to me.
I get arrested sometimes.
My best contains a bomb.
I was born in North V...
Oh!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
From a long-time bucket of drums from KFC.
Hey, who the hell is this guy?
I'm you with an expensive tie.
Still using white-ass Wi-Fi on my 3G He's a Brit standing on street court Nah, this is pretty funny, dude He's a brat guy, priest, car the parade Uh, I know He's a Muslim preparing mashwa.
Paid by Big Pharma.
I'm a piece of African radical Black Panther Arab American dream.
It's Ali Smoking Sumtree, Daddy Obama.
I did reinforce stealing your identity.
I spread the word of Allah in a stolen impala.
I was born in North Africa, probably on the streets mowing down fucking high.
I was being loved in stripe original in this party.
A Monkey Hotty around on a donkey.
I was born in East Pakistan, Uzbekistan, Katistan, Afghanistan, and the cattle.
It's Ali and Pikini Smoking All Craft.
Can you please pass me the chicken to go, please?
From the White House to a tent.
I'm always late on my rent.
I'm serving life sentences, smoking a blunt.
Bamplane's crashing in 2001.
I'm the fear of American feeling ever since Abraham Lincoln freed me.
I may suck my thing.
I knew the boy.
2005 Earl Rucka Rucka Ali Joke00:08:10
All right.
All right.
That was that was that was rather humorous by Rucka Rucka Ali.
That was duva, dude.
That was pretty fucking funny, dude.
That was pretty funny.
I have to admit, man.
Rucka Rucka strikes again, dude.
I'm telling you, he's good at doing that shit.
Watch this boomer.
Okay, watch this boomer.
Requested this next 15 bucker.
I'm glad I saw that.
I really needed that because you guys were pissing me off and, you know, not giving me the respect I deserve.
You know that?
Y'all were pissing me off and not giving me the respect I deserve.
So that made me feel a little better.
So let's go ahead and get to the next one.
This one is by Watch This Boomer.
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on.
Before I put it in, what the hell is this?
I gotta watch these before I even put them in.
Because if I look up this, Jesus.
Oh, no.
Oh no, I know what this is.
Hold on, we're gonna watch this boomer, watch this boomer requested this.
What is this?
Go ahead and play it.
Updates on his dad's like Ural motorcycle restoration.
As he's sitting there with this fucking tooth, like a fucking, someone in the shit.
What the hell is this?
Sam Hyde.
His dad's like, guess what part came in for me, babe, today?
With the Earl motorcycle.
An earl like a 30s Earl.
Yeah, the little fucking Vagman.
My dad did it to me.
That's what it reminds me of But so they come into my shop and they're guys that are like I had this fucking asshole one time trying to tell me some fucking Shit about collecting a record pottery And him bragging to me that in 2005, he made $135,000 on a house hook.
And I was like, listen, like, in 2005, I made $130,000 on a house hook, you fucking moron.
Everybody made $130,000 in 2005.
You're going to put yourself out there to tell a story where you made a wallop and it was $130,000 in 2005 on real estate?
That's like a fucking, some guy telling you that he made $1,000 on Bitcoin in 2016.
And he's like fucking bragging about it.
And I'm supposed to take this guy seriously, like he has something over me.
You fucking clown.
Like, yeah, no, our dads blew it so bad.
You know something?
You know what I got out of this?
I got absolutely nothing.
I mean, just take a look at these two losers.
All right.
That's all I got to say.
All right, here.
One more shot.
Let's take a look at these two losers, huh?
I mean, just by looking at these guys, I mean, you can already tell that you could just discount them as having any kind of contribution to human enlightenment.
So I'm just saying, all right, I'm just saying.
All right, anyway, let's move on.
What else do we have?
Do we have any more 15 buckers?
We got one.
We only got one more.
All right.
Thank God.
All right, here it is.
This one's by Captain Hook.
Captain Hook requested this one.
Let's see what the hell Captain Hook is requesting here.
Hopefully it's something favorable.
All right, what is this?
Oh, no.
Hold on.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hey, ghost, I'd like to have your opinion on something.
Let's say I give someone a suggestion or advise them to not do something and the person I advise gets mad and slaps me.
Am I in the wrong in that situation or is the other person wrong?
Well, if you advise them to do something and they get mad at you, it's probably because whatever you advise them to do was an insulting bunch of perverted shit.
And as a result, they slapped you because I know you're that type of a pervert, Art Hammond.
You know, you've been very perverted every time you've done a text-to-speech.
So I think that probably the person that slapped you is probably justified in slapping you.
And I think I would have added a kick to the balls on top of the slapping if it were me, you know, because you're just that kind of a sick-ass pervert.
Before I get to this next video, who the hell is this?
Oh, yeah, Captain Hook.
Let me go ahead and get some more beer.
All right, let's get some more goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
All right, all right.
And then we're going to get to this 15-bucker.
And then, I don't know, man, we're already here for about three hours and 15 minutes.
Maybe I should talk about the last things on the agenda here.
You know, I had a lot of extensive things to talk about.
Maybe we'll talk about a few things after this, and then we'll get to some, I don't know, man.
I don't even know if I should do fucking chat room shout out to Radio Graffiti after the crap that you people have done to me today.
After the crap you read.
I'm a real alpha male wouldn't have to make whiny demands of respect from others.
He would get it without asking.
Ah, bullshit.
You're a legend only because people like to hop on.
Hey, asshole.
Peanuts, Hey, why don't you suck?
All right, look, get this shit out of here.
All right.
First of all, we're on the internet, you dumb idiot.
Okay.
And these people on the internets, they don't even respect their families.
I wouldn't be surprised if half these trolls that are listening to my broadcast right now aren't trolling like extended members of their family just to piss them off because they're probably not getting the presents that they like.
I'm not even kidding around.
I genuinely believe that most of these people are trolling their grandmas.
They're trying to scare their aunts or uncles and shit.
So, I mean, there is no respect on the internet.
I get it.
I'm just trying to suggest that they should.
They should respect.
They SHOULD FUCKIN' RESPECT!
Oh yeah?
Uh...
Well, I can only imagine.
All right.
We'll get to that one in just a second.
All right.
I'm just simply stating that this is the internet and these people aren't going to respect.
That's why you got to fucking tell them.
You got to tell them.
And that's what I'm doing.
I mean, you know, you people may think I'm bragging or something.
I'm telling the truth.
I'm telling the fucking truth for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, I am 4chan.
I mean, I'm a fucking legend.
I'm an internet underground legend.
And you people don't want to fucking give me the respect of that crap.
I don't appreciate it.
I don't appreciate it, man.
I'm not joking.
All right?
I mean, when the B-Tards found me, they got political.
And then all of a sudden, poll came about, huh?
Poll came about.
That's all.
All of a sudden, 4chan took a political direction.
And I'll tell you, at the time when 4chan found me back in 2009, 2008, when 4chan found me, they were a bunch of leftists.
4channers were a bunch of leftists until they came across true conservative and true capitalist radio.
They started listening, and those ideas absorbed in their heads.
And that's why you had a poll that was conservative, baby.
And that's a fact.
All right.
That's an absolute fact.
You people can sit there and try to deny it, motherfuckers.
All right.
But I'm telling you, I made poll, and I think that you people owe me the fucking homage that I deserve.
That's all I'm telling you right now, Bel.
All right, what is this?
Bad influence.
Hey, George Nader, a witness in the Mueller investigation probe.
I know, I know this.
Bad influence ghost.
I know this.
But you see, bad influence ghost, these dumb fucking trolls don't care, okay?
They don't care that a witness to Mueller's probe was just arrested for child pornography.
They don't care.
If it isn't in a video game and if it isn't in a cartoon, they don't care.
Chimp Ebola Inoculation Conspiracy00:02:07
Okay?
So I'm just saying.
All right.
And by the way, GX in the chat for at least a little respect for the fact that I created memes.
I am 4chan.
I am an underground legend.
And you people need to fucking just start.
Yeah.
Thank you, Danger Dan.
Danger Dan's in the house.
Cheers to him.
GX in the chat, baby.
You know what it is.
You know what it is.
Levon Media in the house.
The banana man.
You know what it is.
Incel King.
Mr. BN King.
You know what it is.
You know what it is.
Uncle Taurus, you know what it is, man.
GX.
Timba Crab, how the fuck did you get back in here?
Jax Jim, Captain Hook, Blazing, Spermy, that got fucking Spermy.
You're not GX.
Get out of here.
All right, FGS 8790.
All right, that's enough.
We're not doing fucking chat room shit.
I gotta do some goddamn fucking 15 buckers here.
All right, here.
Let me take a sip of this and then we'll get to this next 15 bucker All right, what do we got here?
Captain Hook.
That's right.
Captain Hook requested this.
Let's go ahead and take a look at what Captain Hook requested.
Hey, it's a chimp.
Oh, look at that.
Little chimp.
I want one.
Orangutans are in the future.
Oh, it's orangutans.
There are possibly as few as 45,000 left in the wild.
Orangutans, monkeys.
Among the residents of Sepilok orangutan returns.
I mean, a few African creatures, whatever.
They were rescued several months ago from an oil palm plantation where the approaching harvest would have threatened their survival.
Today, it's time for them to return to the wild.
Oh, look, look at those little orangutans.
Look at them.
You're giving them shots.
What are you inoculating them with?
Pootie Pie Checkup Request00:05:46
A medical checkup.
Leave him alone.
Why are you knocking him out?
This is horrible.
So this orangutan will be asleep horrible.
They're inoculating them with the AIDS.
They're inoculating them with the AIDS or Ebola.
I know what they're doing.
They're inoculating them with AIDS or Ebola.
All right, you know what?
I know what this is.
I'm not watching this.
That was horrible.
You know, I wanted to see the old orangutan and everything.
And then, you know, you see these fucking people like, hey, we need to give it a medical checkup.
Are you fucking kidding?
What?
What the fuck?
It's a fucking wild animal.
If it doesn't have any broken bones and it can eat food, just release it back in the wild.
No, we got to give it a full checkup and an anal probing and shit.
And this is where they're injecting the Ebola and the fucking AIDS and all that shit.
A couple questions.
How cold was your granny when you removed the ball gag from her mouth?
Fuck you.
Does the scent of your wife's crutch make her?
And how is it ironic that Midwestern desert towns usually have no sign of intelligent life?
Midwestern towns are the heart of America.
That's heartland.
All right, they're producing the crops.
All right, they're producing the food so your fat ass can sit there and you know act like how you're acting and continue to eat to survive the next day.
Think you need to give a little bit of respect to all of America, boy.
You understand?
This is there.
It's such a damn mouth.
Piece of shit.
All right, and take a whiff of this while you're at, hold on.
Take a whiff of that.
Nasty chicken grease, corn oil, and cream beef, bitch.
All right.
All right.
Who do we have?
Oh, we got another Duva dude.
Okay, here's another Duva dude request.
All right, another 15 bucker here.
And once I'm done, this is the last 15 bucker.
Once I do this, we're going to start talking about some things and then we'll get to the other parts of the broadcast.
All right.
Let's see.
What is this?
Another.
Oh, another Rucka Rucka Ali, okay?
Another Rucker Rucka Ali.
And by the way, Rucka Rucka Ali used to follow me back in 2000 and when was the last time I had that Twitter?
Not the 2016 Twitter, the Ghost Politics Twitter, like back in 2010, 2020.
It was a pretty cool dude.
Here's another song you were doing.
Or 2010, 2015.
Instead of it being made by Rucka Rucka Ali, it features him.
Hopefully it's just as good.
Jesus Christ.
Okay, we get it.
We get it, okay?
And shut up, Nico.
You fucking ask Rucka who the fuck I am.
He knows who the fuck I am.
All right.
Ask Rucka Rucka Ali who the fuck.
You know, he knows who the fuck I am.
All right, he knows who the fuck I am.
So don't sit there and shut up, Nico, you piece of shit.
All right.
Let's go ahead and let's see.
Duva Dude, let's go ahead.
Oh, yeah, we're already doing Duva Dude.
Here we go.
Duva Dude requested this for a 15 bucker.
It's a rucka rucka Ali.
Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
What it is.
There it is.
This is jokes.
No kids.
We get it, dude.
It's a joke.
Felix claims to be Navard Sweden, his motives seem known.
He lives in the basement and plays video games and we.
One person was scaring my brother about having to cut his fingers off, and I could tell it was scaring him because he sounded shaken up.
What?
I tell the other person to not S-C-S-R-E my brother, and the dude gets defensive and slaps me.
Yeah, well, I don't know what to tell you, Art Hammond.
You're a sick fucking maniac.
I don't know what you're, you know, just go ask mommy about it, all right?
Go ask mommy.
All right, go ahead.
The rest of these.
The Nazis or the Fuhrer.
Oh, come on.
What we don't see is late at night.
He puts on his Nazi tights and leads the third Reich.
And he marches hundreds of his men to Poland from Berlin.
Cause millions have to die to serve the chosen race.
But there's a Wall Street Journal article that's out.
Written by the Daily Stormer's favorite group of guys.
Exposing plans to take over the world and make it white.
Hitler is PewDiePie.
You know what?
I'm not playing this.
This is a fucking stupid song.
And I don't like Pootie Pie, to be honest with you.
I don't like him.
I mean, to be honest with you, I think he is a, I think he's a tard.
I think he's a fucking tard.
And he's contributing to the mental retardation of Western civilization.
And that's why I don't like him.
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, he is contributing to the degradation of society.
I'm not even kidding around.
I mean, you know, wears his stupid little fucking, you know, little pink fucking cat ears and shit.
I mean, he's a fucking idiot.
But of course, everybody thinks he's so cool.
Yeah, yeah, subscribe to Pootie Pie.
Give me a goddamn break.
And by the way, you know, you know what?
Never mind.
I'm just saying, I think that he's a waste of life.
I mean, I think his contribution to society is he's going to burn in hell for it.
I honestly believe that.
I honestly believe that Pootie Pie will burn in hell for the contribution that he's made society, which has dumbed him down.
I'm not even kidding.
I think he's going to burn in hell.
I think he's going to go down.
He's going to be in a goddamn hell.
He's going to have a goddamn pitchfork shoved up his ass, and that's just all there is to it.
I mean, he's a fucking horrible contribution.
Doxing Piece Of Shit Accusation00:02:41
You know, anyway, let me move on.
What do we got here?
What the fuck?
I think you'll like this.
Oh, Christ.
I'm sure I won't.
All right.
I'm sure I won't.
All right.
Puka dude.
Hey, what the hell?
Why did you ban me from chat?
And by the way, this is my third time trying to get this thing to play.
Well, don't be cheap with the two buckers, dude.
It takes a three-bucker to get at least your fucking, your little name.
I'll tell you why you got banned, Puka dude.
Because you were fucking doxing.
You're trying to dox, and we don't put up with that shit, you fucking piece of shit.
So that's why you're no longer a part of the chat.
And that's why you're having to donate to send me this message because you're a doxing piece of shit and we don't put up with that shit around here.
All right?
We don't put up with that shit around here.
So that's why you're banned from the chat.
You're a fucking doxing piece of garbage.
And I don't care who you're doxing.
I don't care if it's one of your enemies.
I don't care if it's your, I don't care who it is.
I don't care who it is.
We're not doing that in this fucking show.
We're not doing any of that shit.
Okay.
We're not doing none of that shit.
And that's why you're banned.
So, you know, you know, tough titty.
All right, Puka dude.
You know, used to be a fucking, you know, I fucking talked about you even though you didn't fucking spend a dollar on this show.
And here you are.
You fucking use it as a fucking way of being a fucking doxing piece of shit.
And what is this, Art Hammond?
Thanks for your help anyway.
Have a good day.
All right, good.
All right.
Anyway, where the hell was I?
Oh, yeah, Jacklers.
I got to do Jacklers.
I got to do Jackler's 15 bucker.
Here, here's Jackler's 15 bucker here.
All right, go ahead and put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Yo, Rocker Rocker.
I got a question.
So, would you, would you consider yourself to be feminist by?
Like, yep, just so like, I'm feminist, but I'm not like rape survivor feminists.
You get me?
I'm a feminist.
I'm bugly.
I hate football and rugby.
I don't shave, so I'm fuzzy.
I wear glasses and I'm chubby.
Although lots of us are vegans and boys, they are the meanest.
We want to cut off their penises.
Maybe ship them to Sweden.
I fight for women's rights.
Don't fight sing.
I don't do any.
I wear pants instead of panties because we're secretly training these guys or jerks.
If you disagree, then you are mansplaining.
We are always right and always angry.
Okay, first off, that shit is not true.
I am.
I don't want to cut off men's penises, okay?
I just want to castrate them.
Wax Carrot Stop Donating Plea00:03:57
That's the same thing.
That's the same damn thing.
We are feminists, lesbian.
All hate messy men.
Taking shots of astrogynes.
We're feminine.
We're taking jokes serious.
Point blank, period.
Always on our periods.
We're living.
All right.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
We get it.
Jesus Christ.
That was funny a little bit about the feminists, but, you know, it's getting way out of it, you know, way out of hand, dude.
Way out of goddamn hand.
All right.
Now that is the last of the 15 buckers.
I want to get to a couple of more subjects and then we'll move on to the rest of the broadcast.
All right.
Now, I want to talk a little bit about how the House tried to stop President, President Trump, from using emergency military funding to fund the wall.
And by the way, where the hell's D-Ray?
Huh?
Oh, that's right.
We're building the wall.
We're funding the wall.
So sit there and shut your ass now, D-Ray.
How do you like that?
How do you like that?
And by the way, the House attempted to sue in a lawsuit to stop those emergency military funds from being allocated to the border wall.
As a matter of fact, I forgot one.
You're absolutely right.
Sorry about that.
You need to put a space between the link to the YouTube video and your text, okay?
Because if not, I'm going to fucking not be able to see it.
You won't see the link to it, etc.
So remember that, you fucking milky liquor.
All right, this is, who is this?
Hold on.
This is Spermy the ghost.
You fucking milky liquid.
This is, oh, all right.
This is, hold on.
This is fucking Spermy the ghost.
No wonder you fucking made me say no, you skipped one.
You fucking made me say fucking shit for Christ's sake.
Oh, you skipped one.
You fucking made me say shots.
Shit for Christmas.
Look at this PC shot.
Is this what you like?
You get off of this?
Do you wax your carrot?
Do you wax your carrot?
Do you wax your carrot to get raped?
Do you wax your carrot?
Do you wax your carrot?
Do you wax your hands?
Do you wax your carrot?
Do you wax your heels?
Do you wax your carrot?
Do you wax your carrot to this crap?
Do you wax your carrot?
He wax your carrot to this crap.
Jesus.
Do you wax your carrot?
You wax your carrot to this crap.
Jesus.
Do you wax your carrot?
You wax your carrot.
I mean, stop donating my own link to my own fucking show.
I mean, stop donating my own fucking link to my own motherfucking show.
I mean, stop donating my own fucking link to my own motherfucking show.
I mean, stop donating my own fucking link.
Come on.
Turn this shit off, dude.
Turn it off.
Turn this shit off.
Oh, yeah, I skipped one.
Yeah, yeah, real funny, you asshole.
Real fucking funny.
I was just talking about some serious subject matters.
And then, of course, you're like, you skip one, ghost.
Come on.
You skip one over here.
Skip me and then yeah, yeah, yeah Jesus Christ All right.
And that was Spermy the Ghost, by the way, stupid ass.
All right.
Once again, I do want to reiterate that a judge rejected the House lawsuit against the president's use of emergency military funding of the border wall.
Andrew Yang Campaign Donation Critique00:08:53
And the judge cited that not one hall, both halls of Congress have to be in cahoots with this lawsuit, that both the House and the Senate should be posing this lawsuit if it was going to be legitimate.
One House of Congress does not constitute a legitimate lawsuit and a dismissal of the president's actions.
So it was good that there was a judge that understood the word and the rule of law, etc.
So once again, I do have to say cheers to whoever that judge was that was going to allow President Trump to hook it up with a little bit of some military funding to build the wall because we finally need it.
And moreover, I do want to reiterate that if you did not hear it at the beginning of the broadcast, you cannot talk about Bernie Sanders' money anymore.
Okay.
You are anti-Semitic if you talk about Bernie Sanders' money, according to Bernie Sanders.
All right.
I'm not even joking.
This is real news.
Bernie Sanders said it, even though he is running for president.
I don't know how that's going to win brownie points with folks when you're claiming to be a socialist.
And yet, how the hell did you get these hundreds of millions of dollars?
You got them from soliciting people with donations by promising them that, hey, I'll give you free health care.
I'll give you free college.
All you have to do is go and donate to my campaign contribution account.
And I promise I will go and take care of everything you want.
I'll make sure there's a chicken in every pot.
I'll make sure that there's a Cadillac in every driveway.
I'll make sure you get everything for free.
And I know that there's some Oriental fella that is claiming that he'll give you $1,000 a month.
I'll tell you what, I'll give you $5,000 a month if I'm elected president.
But you got to keep contributing.
You've got to keep contributing.
And anybody out there that talks about my money, anybody out there that talks about my money, you are anti-Semitic.
And I'm going to report you to the Anti-Defamation League.
And I'm doing that right now.
I'm taking a list.
All of you people that are talking about my money, you don't have that right.
All right.
These people shared their money.
They gave me their money, fair and square.
Is Trump's border wall even going to be finished before his term is up?
At this point, a second term is highly unlikely.
Are you kidding me?
President Trump, hands down, wins 2020.
I mean, who in the hell in the Democratic side do they have to run?
What?
Creepy Joe Biden?
Huh?
Sexual abuse Joe Biden?
Is that who the hell they have for Christ's sake?
I mean, come on.
I mean, who do they have?
They ain't got nobody.
Bernie Sanders?
I just told you Bernie Sanders over here is trying to say anybody who talks about his money is anti-Semitic.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
I mean, what do they got?
Kamala Harris?
Kamala Harris is falling the polls.
Who do they have?
Elizabeth Warren?
Elizabeth Warren tried to justify her calling herself an Indian in front of a bunch of black people on a damn talk show.
All right, Elizabeth Warren is out.
She's out for Christ's sake.
She will never lift down the Pocahontas deal.
Never, ever, ever.
There ain't nobody.
What?
Pete Buttplug from Indiana?
The first gay candidate?
I mean, get the fuck out of here.
All right.
Pete Buttplug, his own family is saying his whole narrative is a bunch of shit.
And he's only been a mayor.
So we're going to give this gay carte blanche because he happens to be gay.
He happened to ran a fucking stupid little shit Indiana town.
And that justifies him being a goddamn mayor?
Oh, oh, and Andrew Yang.
Andrew Yang knows he's never going to get the fucking nomination.
Are you kidding me?
Andrew Yang is doing the same thing Bernie Sanders is doing.
He's doing the same thing that Beto O'Rourke did during his losing Senate contest to Ted Cruz.
All right.
I mean, not to mention Beto O'Rourke has fallen by the wayside because he's fucking doesn't know whether he's coming or going.
All right.
Yang is never going to get the nomination, dude.
Never.
I mean, he is running for office.
He's not a politician.
He's running for office and he's getting all your money.
He's getting all your money.
He's like, look, I'll give you $1,000 a month, but you got to support me.
You got to support my, that means give him money.
And look, I don't know how much we should, we need to keep track of how much Yang is making in campaign contributions because I guarantee you, he's not going to get the nomination.
He doesn't have a chance in hell on many different factors.
And when he doesn't get the nomination, guess what?
He's not going to go back to politics.
And when you retire from politics, you get all the money that you have in your campaign contribution account.
You get to put it in your own personal bank account tax-free.
It is the easiest get-rich-quick scheme on the Democratic side to say that you're socialist, to say that you'll give people money, to say that you'll pay for this and pay for that.
It is the biggest get-rich-quick scheme.
I mean, Betcha O'Rourke raised almost $400 million in the losing Senate race to Ted Cruz.
And why?
Because they wanted to beat Ted Cruz so bad.
And by the way, when they knew that Beto O'Rourke wasn't going to win, the Democratic Party asked Beto, hey, Beto, you've got $400 million.
Can you use some of that $400 million to some of these house seats and, you know, and advertise some of these kind of red ticket seats that we could potentially possibly beat if we can put some advertising?
Could you lend some of your money in a socialist fashion?
And you know what Beto O'Rourke said?
He said hell no.
And that's why he's not getting any favoritism anymore because he said hell no to the Democrats when he had that war money chest.
And that's why he's not getting any favorable reviews with the media.
That's why the Democrats aren't promoting him.
And to be honest with you, he's going to retire with whatever's left in that campaign contribution account.
And fucking Beto O'Rourke is worth a hundred, a couple, what, $300 million?
Beto O'Rourke will be worth $300 million and he'll be able to fucking put that in his personal bank account when he retires from politics.
And all that was for nothing.
I mean, the same thing with Andrew Yang, dude.
He's never going to win the fucking, he's never going to win the nomination ever.
He's never going to win it.
He knows that if he just says, hey, I'll give you a thousand bucks a month.
Hey, I'll do this.
I'll do that.
You idiots will fucking keep donating.
You'll just keep donating to his campaign.
You'll just keep donating over and over and over.
It's the truth, dude.
And he knows that he's not going to win.
And when he's no longer running for president, he can legally say, well, I'm not involved in politics.
Let me transfer all this money in the campaign contribution account.
Why don't we just put it in my personal bank account?
Because I'm not going to be a politician anymore, huh?
So anyway, if y'all want to get fucking idiots like Andrew Yang and Bernie Sanders rich quick, I mean, you understand that's what you're doing, you know?
I mean, by donating to them, you're getting them rich.
I mean, take a look at fucking Bernie Sanders, dude.
I mean, take a look at Bernie Sanders.
I mean, I'm not kidding.
That's why they're calling him out.
Why do you think Bernie Sanders is saying that if you talk about his money, it's anti-Semitic?
All right.
If you talk about his money, it's anti-Semitic.
Because how did he get it?
He didn't have a job until he was 40.
And then when he had a job when he was 40, it was getting people signed up to welfare.
He was a lifelong bureaucrat.
So how the hell did he get all these hundreds of millions?
He got it from you.
Give it it to him because he's telling you, hey, I'll give you free health care.
I'll give you free college.
I'll give you free anything you want.
All we got to do, all you got to do is donate to my campaign.
And by the way, I'm going to write a book now.
I'm going to write a book now.
And, you know, you people went and bought it.
Oh, Christ.
Anyway, look, I think that's about it for the hold on.
I think there's one more, right?
There's one more here.
I think Spermy.
We already did Spermy the Ghost.
That was the last one we did.
I forgot about that shit, right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to sip some beer.
I'm going to smoke a couple of tokens of some reefer.
I'm going to take a break.
And then when I come back, I guess we'll go ahead and get to some fucking.
I have come back from the night of November 3rd, 2020.
Trump has just been promoted.
Shut up.
President Electric to Trump.
Big Fucking Beer Chug Moment00:15:40
How is Biden going to win?
George Allen.
How is he going to win?
He doesn't even have the stamina to keep up with some of these speaking engagements that he has thus far.
52% for Biden.
Biden won.
Yeah, you're an idiot.
Whoever the hell that is, you're pro-pedophile because this guy, he can't help himself from grabbing kids.
Did you see that the other day?
I think we did see that on one of the shows.
Somebody donated a 15-bucker and it was fucking Joe Biden putting his hands all over a fucking young girl and shit.
He can't help himself.
He's a sick maniac.
And I cannot believe that no Democrats, feminist calls this son of a bitch out on that.
I mean, it's just, it's, it's, it's a fucking disgrace, dude.
All right.
I mean, you know, it's, it's a fucking disgrace.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take some chugs of some beer here.
And once I take some chugs of some beer, what I'm going to do is take him some tokes and then I'm going to take a break.
All right.
And by the way, I'm not, I'm going to take a break and I'm going to put something on so you sons of bitches have to watch.
All right.
And look, I don't appreciate you sons of bitches, whoever the hell are donating all those stupid emoji fucking things whenever I put these up.
But I'd like for you to stop doing that shit because what I put up is very important.
It's very important information.
And I think everybody should pay attention.
And I'm tired of you fucking people doing this.
All right.
I'm tired of you people doing this crap.
So once again, I want to reiterate it.
Whatever I put on for your ass, don't try to ignore it with a bunch of emojis.
You understand?
Son of a bitch.
Because I don't appreciate that.
I'm putting that on there for your own good.
I'm putting this on here so that you people can have some synapses sparked in your goddamn brains.
All right.
I'm putting this on so you people can learn something.
All right.
So you people can learn something, you son of a bitch.
And you know what?
What do you do?
You sit there and you do your stupid little emoji text to speeches for Christ's sake.
So sit there and shut up.
All right.
Son of a bitch.
All right.
I'm going to take a couple of chugs of some beer and shut up with the fucking clocks in the chat room.
You goddamn sons of bitches in the chat room.
Hail Mutler.
Fuck you, asshole, all right?
I got your mute, all right?
You're a fucking dea mute.
That's what the hell you are, you son of a bitch.
You're a goddamn deaf mute.
Give me my goddamn drink.
I'm not joking, man.
All right.
I'm going to take a couple of more swigs.
I'm going to take a couple more tokes.
Hold on, let me put some more flakes on this bowl here.
Just a couple more flakes, dude, you know?
Just to give it a little bit more potency and stuff.
All right.
I've already taken a couple of hits.
Let's go ahead and put some more flakes on that son of a bitch.
And we'll go ahead and take some more smokes.
All right.
And shoving up your ass with the goddamn emojis, you dumb piece of crap.
All right.
Your pieces of garbage, man.
All right.
Goddamn sons of bitches, man.
And shut up.
I'm not a fucking addict.
I'm tired of you sons of bitches calling me all kinds of crap, especially an addict.
I'm not an addict.
I'm a connoisseur now.
You see?
Now, what I'm doing is I'm smoking different types of reefer.
I'm understanding the nuances of the reefer, the different types of highs, the lows, mids, and highs.
And I know the different variants, the Indica and Sativa and hybrids.
I understand.
I understand what's going on.
I'm a connoisseur, all right?
Son of a bitch.
I'm a goddamn connoisseur.
So, let me go ahead and take a hit here.
I'm going to hold it and let it hit the brain.
I'm going to hold it and let it hit the brain.
Oh, oh, man, that one hit me there, dude.
That fucking hit me, dude.
That fucking hit me there, dude.
I'm not even joking.
Wow, dude, that, uh, that, uh, uh, give me a tissue, man.
Give me the tissue.
All right.
Let me just calm down there.
Let me just blow it one more time.
Hold on.
Sorry about that, folks.
I mean, you know, whenever I have some tetrahydrocannabinol, you know, I tend to, you know, secrete mucus out of my nose.
So I gotta, I gotta go ahead and blow it out with some goddamn Kleenex.
I mean, I'm sorry about my nostrils.
But anyway, let me go ahead.
I'm gonna chug a little bit more beer.
I'm gonna take one more hit.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna be right back.
I think I know the video I'm about to show you, sons of bitches.
All right, I think I know.
All right, once I do that, I want everybody out there to just listen and listen good.
It's for your own good, all right?
You need to listen and listen good because it's for your own good, you son of a bitch.
So stop being some socialist longhead-sucking, pedophile priest-probing, chicken-sack-sucking, Jared Fogel, flapjack ticket, fruity-ass pedophile-loving piece of trash and listen to what I'm going to do or whatever I'm going to put on when I take a break, all right?
Because I'm going to have to drain the main vein.
You know, I'm going to have to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that you sons of bitches envy so goddamn much.
So with that being said, let me go ahead and take a chug of this.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Woo!
I'm telling you right now, baby.
I'm telling you, drinking and smoking a little bit of some poo smoke, it makes a Monday, baby.
It makes a Monday.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
Now, let me smoke some more of this shit.
What the fuck is Asho saying?
What are you saying, Asho?
More drugs on the air, bad influence.
Oh, shut up, Asho.
Shut the fuck up, Asho, all right?
And, you know, I just, I can't believe you, Asho.
I just can't believe your fucking ass, for Christ's sake.
What now?
Alex Jones didn't prey on vulnerable young boys, so he didn't rip you off in every way.
Oh, fuck you.
All right, Asho, go shoving up your goddamn shit funnel, man.
He abused me and kept forcing me back.
Oh, you are why you're not.
What a lying piece of fucking burrito eating trash, dude.
What a lying piece of fucking tamale-eating crap.
You're a goddamn liar.
You're a goddamn liar, Asho.
Listen, if you're a fucking drunk, all right, if you're, if you're some kind of a sicko pervert, it's all your fault.
It ain't my fault, boy.
It ain't my goddamn fault.
I'm just a guy trying to do a show up in here.
That's all I'm trying to do.
All right?
Jesus Christ, it's your fault.
All right, your goddamn fault that you're sitting there drinking cervacas and looking like the quintessential Mexican sitting by a damn cactus with a goddamn sombrero on, sipping on the fire water.
All right?
That's you and your bloodline or whatever, your family influence, whatever the hell it is.
Don't blame me, you son of a bitch.
All right.
I mean, just take a look at what you're doing, dude.
Not only are you doing this, you're drinking and you know, boozing, you're doing, you're contributing to the delinquency of your fucking cousin that's an eight-year-old Mexican kid.
Okay.
I mean, there's a cycle there.
All right.
There's, you know, there's a cycle there.
All right.
So that's why I'm saying maybe it's your bloodline.
Maybe it's how it's, you know, you're raised.
Maybe it's your culture, whatever it is.
Don't blame me.
All right, asshole.
Don't blame me, you fucking piece of trash.
I mean, I'm just a guy trying to do a show for Christ's sake, man.
I'm shooting pearls to you idiots all the time.
I'm trying to spark synapses in the brains out there for Christ's sake.
And of course, this is all I get, man.
Shut up in the chat room.
All right, let me give you my fucking smoke for Christ's sake.
You know what?
You people keep this up.
I'm just going to fucking leave.
All right, asshole.
If you people keep this shit up, I'm going to fucking leave.
Fuck, I'm a bad, I'm a bad guy.
Look at the whole chat.
Look, I'm a bad guy because I do a little bit of drinking and I smoke some shit.
I'm a bad guy.
I'm a bad influence.
All right.
I'm affecting the children now.
Oh, I'm affecting the chubby.
Fuck you, man.
I'm not doing any of that shit.
I'm not doing any of that shit for Christ's sake.
You people are a fucking bunch of lying pieces of troll terrorist crap.
And this is some big fucking troll.
And I don't fucking, I don't, I don't appreciate it one fucking bit.
This is one big ass troll.
And I don't appreciate it one fucking bit, man.
Give me my smoke.
This is one big fucking troll.
And look, I'm a horrible human being.
I'm a- Why?
Why?
Why am I a horrible human being?
Why?
Why?
Because I'm telling the truth for Christ's sake.
I'm not pussy pampering the information that I'm telling you, and I'm fucking slapping you upside the face with reality because that's why I'm a bad guy.
I'm an unadulterated truth teller.
I mean, what is it?
What the fuck is it, for Christ's sake?
I'm not a bad guy.
Fucking sparking synapses out here, man.
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm somebody that had a family.
I'm a fucking, I used to be a conservative.
I'm not a bad guy.
I got a wife.
I got a dog.
I got businesses.
I pay employees, man.
I'm a melting pot of fucking friendship, man.
I'm not a bad guy.
All right.
Fuck all of you.
You people are fucking with me and I don't appreciate it.
I'm not a bad guy, man.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm not a bad guy, man.
Come on.
I'm not a bad guy.
I fucking do everything I can to be the most fucking sentimental person I can be, the most truthful person I can be.
I wear my heart on my sleeve.
I wear my heart on my sleeve.
I tell you what I feel.
I'm not afraid.
I'm unadulterated.
I'm unfiltered for Christ's sake, man.
I'm not a bad guy.
Ain't nobody out here on the internet doing this.
I'm not a fucking bad guy.
Nobody on the internet is doing what I'm doing, man.
Okay?
Jesus Christ.
And I got these fucking assholes in the chat room.
Oh, you're a bad guy, ghost.
You're a bad guy.
You're contributing to the delinquency.
You're drinking.
You're smoking on the air.
Fucking idiot.
Here, here, take a whiff of this.
See if that's a bad guy.
All right, give me some more beer for Christ's sake.
I'm going to be sitting over here.
Man, fuck all of you in the chat room telling me I'm a bad guy.
All right.
Fucking GX in the chat room, baby.
GX in the chat room.
All right.
I'm not a fucking bad guy for Christ's sake, man.
Listen, I'm a realist.
All right.
I'm a real guy.
I'm a bad man.
Danger dad, Tim McCrabb, Jax Jim.
All right, what's going on?
Anthony J, KGB Revolver, Prince in the House, LeVon Media, Sean Rushford, a friendly medic.
What is that?
Press.
What the fuck is that?
What the hell is that supposed to?
I don't even know what the hell that is.
Press some fucking emoji if Ghost is a bad guy.
I'm not a bad guy.
All right.
I'm not a bad guy, man.
I don't like how you fucking people are insinuating this, like in this massive fucking troll, you know, trying to, you know, get to my psyche and get psychological.
You know, you fucking trolls, dude.
I don't know what it is about you fucking people getting psychological and getting all dramatic and shit.
I mean, it's like you fucking people live for this crap.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm going to fucking drink.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
I'm not even joking around.
And look, look at all the GXs, baby.
That's right.
GX in the chat room.
We killed CX.
We meme magic CX out of existence.
Y'all remember?
All of you people that were there, y'all remember?
We meme magic CX out of existence, dude.
You know it and I know it.
We meme magic their asses out of existence.
And now it's GX.
Now, people are asking ghosts, what's GX?
GX, that's the trolls right there.
That's the trolls of the Saturday Night Troll Show and the Ghost Show.
You're the worst thing there is.
You corrupted me.
Fucking Asho.
Shut the fuck up.
I know this is a big fucking elaborate troll.
I don't appreciate this shit, man.
I didn't corrupt your fucking ass.
All right.
And the capitalist army, let me tell you, the capitalist army are the elites, dude.
The capitalist army are the hacksaurs.
You know what I'm saying?
The capitalist army are a different fucking regiment than the GX.
The GX are the trolls, baby.
The fucking trolls, you know, the ones that know what's going on, baby.
You understand?
And the capitalist army, they're the fucking elites of fucking hacking and getting information, dude.
That's what we just fucking fucking love it.
I'm loving this shit.
All right.
Anyway.
Week 300 Troll War Escalation00:02:26
I got to take a fucking break.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I haven't even taken a goddamn break yet.
I've been on four hours, dude.
Who does this?
Who does high-intensity, high-energy fucking broadcasts and does not take a fucking break?
Four hours, dude.
Not even the best broadcasters in the world do that.
You know?
And if you're going to tell me some gaming streamer does that, oh, well, suck a dick up till you hiccup for Christ's sake.
How hard is it to sit back and play a fucking video game and then say, ah, you fucking asshole.
I can't believe it.
I mean, give me a fucking break, all right?
I'm providing you fucking content fucking after content after content.
And I put on a fucking live show, baby.
Ain't nobody doing what I'm doing, baby, all right?
Oh, and I lied about gaming streaming.
Look, I'm going to game stream, but I'm going to do it VR style.
I don't want to, you know, I don't want to fucking do any of this, any of this garbage of like getting my thumbs bruised.
And I don't have, listen, I'm going to be honest with you.
I ain't got time for that.
I ain't got time to be gaming, man.
I don't have time to be dedicating 10 hours to a fucking game, dude.
I don't have time for that.
All right, I got family.
I got business.
I got my personal life.
I ain't got time for that.
All right?
Buy that for a dollar.
Alex Jones, six days a week.
Well, I mean, he's got a $300 million operation, asshole.
All right.
I'd be six days a week, too, if I had a $300 million operation.
But that's besides the point.
The point I'm trying to make is, is that that's just, you know, I don't even know why I try to talk to you people.
You know, sometimes I think that we're on a level.
I'm talking about you fucking trolls and you people that listen to me.
Sometimes I think that we're at a level to where, you know, some of you expose some shit or something.
Some of you tell me some things and it kind of lets my guard down.
And I got a little fucking, you know, I'm a little drunk.
And then I start, you know, telling you about things that I shouldn't even be telling you about.
And I try to, I mean, I don't even know why I fucking do this with you people.
You people don't care.
You don't give a shit, man, you know, I'm telling you, you fucking, you fucking want me dead, for fuck's sake, man.
Fucking want me dead.
It's fucking stupid, man.
I mean, that's what, you know, I'm trying to talk to you folks.
Marco Pierre White Mushroom Recipe00:03:59
I'm drinking here, okay?
I'm trying to talk to you folks like I was talking to somebody in a bar, you know?
That interpersonal communication.
And, you know, I just.
God, look at die ghosts.
Look at that.
Weak thumbs.
Real funny assholes.
All right.
See, this is what's listening to me.
Die ghost.
Die ghost.
That's fucking great, huh?
Die ghost.
That's great.
That's fucking great.
Jesus Christ.
You know, this is why I got to get fucking drunk.
And this is why I got to smoke a lot of wheat.
You guys get it, dude.
You're listening to me live.
You're listening to me live.
And you're hearing me fucking smoking and drinking.
And I'm trying to get really drunk and shit.
I mean, what is this?
Hey, ghost.
Heard you like steak.
Check out this recipe vid by the mentor of Chef Gordon Ramsey.
Hey, we were just talking about, if you're talking about Marco Pierre, Marco Pierre White, Marco Pierre White is actually a badass cook.
All right, I like Marco Pierre White.
Hold on, who is this?
We were just talking about this on the inner circle.
This is probably somebody from the inner circle.
Who is this?
Who is this?
Hold on.
What is this?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right, here we go.
Let's go ahead and play.
You know what?
Let's play this.
Let's see what Marco.
I like Marco Pierre White.
What is this?
All right.
Let's go ahead.
The next dish I'm going to cook is a very simple dish.
Very quick and very delicious.
Filled with flavor.
This is a perfect dish to do on the barbecue.
It's steak.
Of course.
Of course.
With wild mushrooms.
And we make a paste.
A seasoning paste.
Seasoning paste, huh?
Or with porcini, whatever you can find.
To make the wild mushroom paste.
Pretty simple.
Oh, mushroom.
One beef stock.
Beef stock.
Olive oil.
Olive oil.
Pounded wild mushroom.
Wild mushroom.
We make our seasoning paste.
Nice utensil.
It's pointless to use fresh mushrooms in the paste.
Because they would lack flavor.
Dried mushrooms, the intensity of them.
I don't like mushrooms, Marco.
I want to do massage.
Oh, man.
Look, I can't do this.
I like Marco Pierre White.
Don't get me wrong.
I don't know.
Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about.
But massage the paste.
I do agree that you got to cook them on a cast iron.
Grilling steaks on a griddle pan has to be one of the very best ways of cooking steaks.
Of course.
That's what I just said there, Marco.
Now, our mushrooms.
Man, more mushrooms.
All right, we get it.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
All right.
Go ahead and take it off for Christ's sake.
All right.
Listen, I'm not a mushroom guy.
All right.
I don't like mushrooms, dude.
It's just, you know, I love Marco Pierre White.
I want to be honest with you.
I love Gordon Ramsey as well.
These are fantastic cooks.
As a matter of fact, Marco Pierre White made Gordon Ramsey cry, dude.
I mean, that just goes to show you.
And he's a very out there kind of guy.
That's why Ramsey is so spastic and so yelling.
I mean, that's what Marco Pierre White did.
If you guys know about cooking or chefs, which I do, these guys are phenomenal.
I mean, I'm very into who's a badass chef.
And I mean, you know, food's a big deal with me.
I love having food that's flavorful.
Mrs. Ghost, every time she makes a steak, she makes it in a different style.
She doesn't cook it in the same style all the time.
You know, she'll do it, you know, in different ways, different methods.
So I completely agree.
You know, Marco Pierre White, a great chef, and also Gordon Ramsey, great chef.
Hillary Clinton Obstruction Justice Facts00:13:54
All right.
Anyway, look, I got to go ahead and I got to drain the main vein.
And then when I come back, I guess we'll go ahead and, I don't know.
I don't know what the fuck we're going to do.
You know, I don't know.
You know, because I'm kind of pissed off.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry about the pee thing.
But hey, listen, I'm pissed off, dude.
I mean, you know, I'm sitting over here.
I mean, I'm always doing these fucking shows and taking hours and hours to do them.
And I get no fucking respect from you people.
None whatsoever.
And look, maybe at times, at times, it may seem that I'm bragging about myself and that I'm a narcissist and that, you know, I don't know, whatever you people think.
I'm not doing that because I want to be.
I'm doing that because none of you people are honoring me.
You're not honoring me in the capacity that I should be fucking honored, okay?
You're not fucking honoring me in the capacity that I should be fucking honored, okay?
So if you're wondering why I go into these tirates about bolstering about myself and shit like that, that's why, okay?
Because nobody else is going to take my side.
Nobody else is going to say, ghost, you know what?
You're fucking right, dude.
You're right.
Nobody, nobody's fucking going to do that.
You should be fucking honoring me.
And I'm tired of you people not doing it for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Shut up in the chat.
Honor has to be earned.
You earned these nuts.
How do you like that?
How do you like that?
The fucking, I'm the fucking most trolled fucking moron on the internet, for Christ's sake.
I've already went over this to fucking day.
I've already went over this on this show, man.
All right.
I already went over this on this show.
All right.
Look, I'm going to take a break and I'm going to go drain the main vein and I'm going to, you know, all that stuff.
All right.
So what I'm going to leave you here with is I'm going to leave you with a Fox News clip.
Okay.
I'm going to leave you with a Fox News clip of Lindsey Graham talking about how Hillary Clinton committed obstruction of justice and yet she was not charged with obstruction of justice.
How quaint, huh?
And we can thank who?
James Comey and all this other crap.
I'm telling you, one of the biggest achievements of Donald Trump's presidency is exposing the corruption of the deep state.
Exposing the corruption of the deep state.
And the deep state is running.
They're trying to do whatever they can.
And let me tell you, you sons of bitches that are in America need to start becoming politically aware.
And you need to start understanding.
You need to take fucking politics serious.
Because these idiots that you elect into office, unless you are literally overlooking their work, like some constituencies do, they're going to do what they want.
And you elect these people to be a representative of you.
And these people are going to Washington and they're selling us out.
They're selling us out to campaign contributors and all this other nonsense.
I'm telling you right now, doesn't matter what side of the aisle you're on.
You need to be politically aware and you need to understand that there is no country like this country.
There is no country like America.
If I was to do this fucking show and I was an Englishman like fucking Jackler over there, I would be picked up by a Bobby.
I would be vanned, etc.
If I was in Germany and a German doing a show like this, I'd be vanned, etc.
If I was in the midst of the Islamic world and doing a show like this, I would be beheaded.
And I'm telling you, we as the American people need to fucking appreciate and need to protect with all of our souls these freedoms that many of us take for granted and many of us don't understand are not universal in those in the international community.
Do you understand that?
This is this country.
This country is beautiful.
The Bill of Rights, the Constitution is what separates us from the world.
And that's why the rest of the world right now is being slowly churned into totalitarian rule.
Take a look at the European Union.
Take a look at the UK.
Take a look at all these areas.
It's all being pushed under a totalitarian situation.
And there's no criticism of the government.
There's no criticism of the state.
And as a result, that's why you're seeing this fast facilitation into globalism in Europe, in the UK, in China, all over the world.
We in this country are the only things keeping freedom alive.
The Constitution is the only thing that separates us in America from falling under tyranny.
And I think that we should all appreciate it and love it for Christ's sake.
Don't forget to mute and switch tabs, folks.
Fuck you, dark me magician girl, you see that?
Fucking broad.
All right, look, I'm just saying, I think that you people that are in this country, no matter what side of the aisle you are, you better be preserving the Constitution.
You should be preserving free speech.
You should be preserving freedom of religion.
You should be preserving all the rights of the Bill of Rights.
All right?
You are right, Ghost.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Because I'm telling you, man, that's what separates America from everybody else.
And that's why America is a target by the globalist system.
Because we have a president that still believes in Americana, that still believes in American freedom for Christ's sake, man.
And we need to fight and die for it, man.
And that's why I love this country, man.
I'm able to fucking do this.
And I'm not, I mean, I'm not been picked up.
I've never been vanned.
I've never been arrested.
I have no record.
There's no mugshot of me, any of that shit.
I've done this because I have the freedom to do it.
And by God, if we don't protect it, then it's going to be taken.
All right?
Freedom is taken, not given.
No one is going to give you freedom.
It was one of our forefathers, Thomas Jefferson, that said, a government that fears its people is a free people.
A people that fear their government is tyranny.
Always remember that.
Anyway, let's go ahead and let's listen to Lindsey Graham here, okay?
He's going to talk about Hillary Clinton committing obstruction of justice on Fox News's Hannity, okay?
And remember, Hillary Clinton got away with a whole bunch of crap, and now her chicken is coming home to roost.
But you people need to be aware of the type of criminality that Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, the upper echelon of the FBI, elements of the DOJ, what they have done.
They have jeopardized our freedom because they think they're in positions of power to change the country, even though this country belongs to us.
Even though this country is made for the people and by the people, they tried to usurp the presidency through bureaucracy, through weaponizing the FBI, to usurp the will of the people because they thought that we're better.
They thought that they were the keepers of this government.
And that's what I'm telling you, folks.
Wake up, be politically aware.
I don't give a shit what side of the aisle you're on.
Be politically aware and be someone who wants to preserve these freedoms.
Preserve every fucking right in the Constitution and preserve our right to vote.
Preserve our right to be in control of the government.
But the only way we're going to preserve that is if you're fucking politically self-aware.
It's as simple as that.
Anyway, I'll be right back, folks.
I'm going to go ahead and leave you with Lindsey Graham talking about Hillary Clinton.
Not only, look, she not only committed obstruction of justice, she's committed a plethora of crimes.
Put it on, engineer.
Let's go ahead and do this.
I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
It may be over, but the deep state is not done trying to undermine the Trump administration.
Over the weekend, disgraced former FBI director James Comey ripped the Attorney General, Bill Barr, saying the Attorney General was echoing conspiracy theories.
That's a joke coming from him.
But meanwhile, a Boston Herald columnist points out that James Comey himself, well, he has been a central figure in the biggest conspiracy theory in modern times, namely the Russia hoax.
And joining us now with reaction, the Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Lindsey Graham.
You know, I actually read stuff, and I once read the Newness report, took the time to read.
I read the Grassley Graham memo, and you might be familiar with that one.
And it said that the bulk of information in the FISA application in October of 2016 that led directly to the spying of the Trump campaign, then the Trump transition team, then the Trump presidency, was the Hillary phony, unverifiable Russian dossier.
And James Comey signed it, and in January 2017, told then candidate Trump in Trump Tower, president-elect Trump, oh, that it's salacious but not verified.
The opposite of what he said to the FISA court.
That would sound like a crime was perpetrated on the court by James Comey to me, but what do I know?
Well, it's not a theory.
We know that Comey told the president in a private meeting that I want you to know about the dossier.
It's unverified.
It's salacious, but I want you to know about it.
And that's the same document given to the court beginning in October where they said under oath it was credible and reliable to get a warrant against an American citizen.
Those two things don't add up.
That's not a conspiracy theory.
Those are facts that need to be reconciled.
How do you make what they did to Attorney John Dowd, who was just defending himself?
What do you make of Mueller last week?
Nine and a half minutes.
Everything he said contradicted what he had previously said about the issue of whether or not DOJ policies allows the consideration of an indictment of a sitting president and that that was a factor, but he said just the opposite to five other people on seven other occasions.
Well, so this is important.
When he met with Barr personally months before, weeks before the report was given out, he told Barr, I can't decide about obstruction.
I'm going to let you do it.
But I did not make my decision based on DOJ policy.
You can't indict a sitting president.
I just think the complication of the facts and the law, I'm going to turn it over to you.
He never mentioned that in the news conference, and that's very important.
But here's what he did in his 400 and something page report.
No collusion with the Russians.
He decided not to bring a case against the president based on obstruction.
To me, case close.
Let's look at Comey, McCabe, Strzok, Paige, all these other people and see how we got into this mess to begin with.
Senator, we now learn that all of this special treatment and consideration was given to Hillary Clinton.
You know, no recordings, no 302s.
You allow other people to sit in on an FBI, supposedly, interrogation investigation, unprecedented.
Then you have Strzok and Page implicating the Attorney General as having the fix-in the whole time, the same one that met with Bill Clinton on the tarmac for 45 minutes to talk about grandkids only.
And we know that she violated the Espionage Act because James Comey told us so.
Then we have the underlying, then we have the intention of destroying the evidence that was a subpoenaed emails.
How do we say we have equal justice in this country and equal application of our laws if she gets away with that?
Well, I think the decision not to prosecute her was probably most likely politically motivated because obstruction of justice, taking a hammer to two phones being asked for as evidence, cleaning a server, bleaching it out so you can't get the emails is classic obstruction of justice.
Compromising classified information, she clearly did that.
The decision not to prosecute her was pretty simple, in my view.
If you want her to win, you can't prosecute her.
Well, you have a big say in this, Senator, because you happen to be the chairman of the powerful committee that will look into this.
But we now are expecting the Horowitz report on Pfizer abuse.
I'm not sure exactly what John Uber is doing, but I expect we'll hear something about the leaking aspect of all this.
Then we've got Mr. Durham who wanted to interview Christopher Steele, which I think would be a good first step.
Maybe our friends, the British, can extradite him, which would be nice.
And then we've got the Attorney General himself who answered your questions.
Is Mueller dead?
Yes.
Are you concerned about the name?
Put me on, engineer.
Put me on.
All right, I think everybody understands what's going on here.
Let's go ahead and take the PC shot off here.
Now, the reason I'm showing you this is because, folks, I mean, what they're trying to do to President Trump is a disgusting disgrace.
All right.
And I'm glad that many of you sat here.
Senator Horowitz Report Expectations00:02:42
Looks like many of you sat here and listened to it.
Thank God.
Thank God.
All right.
Excuse me.
I'm glad.
All right.
I'm glad that you sons of bitches decided that you were going to listen.
I mean, that's, you know, come on, man.
You know?
All right.
Hey, come on, man, for Christ's sake, all right?
Shut up.
Don't forget to mute.
Shut up.
All right.
You're too late.
All right.
Shut your ass.
All right.
Now, look, let me go ahead and take a couple of hits from here.
And let me take a couple of swigs and we're going to get to the rest of the broadcast.
All right.
I'm really proud of you guys, man.
I'm glad you sat through that.
I mean, that's real news.
That's not fake news.
Those are facts.
Anybody can look them up on the internet.
Anything that you wanted to dispute that was said on that fucking little interview between Hannity and Lindsey Graham, you could have, all right?
So let me go ahead.
All right, let's go ahead and smoke this.
Oh, yeah.
Shit, dude.
Oh, man, dude.
Oh, shit, dude.
Oh, shit.
Sorry, dude, I, uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, fuck, dude.
Oh, man.
That was, oh, that was a big hit, dude.
That was really big.
That was really big, dude.
That was really big.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
That was, you know, man, can you hear, like, you know, just, you know, the fucking exhaust?
It just, you know, I don't know what it is.
Like, like a, it's like a soothing sensation.
It's like, I don't know, you can kind of hear it in my voice.
You know, I've got here, I got headphones on, so I'm kind of hearing my voice in my fucking ears.
And I'm like, Jesus Christ, ghost, you sound a little you sound a little bit woohoo and shit, you know.
All right.
Let me go ahead.
And I, let me, let me just one more hit, dude.
Inebriated Exhaust Soothing Sensation00:15:47
Just one more.
I'm sorry, dude.
Just one more, okay?
Hey, don't call me Obama lungs, you piece of crap.
Call me the irons, dude.
I'm just saying.
I'm smoking massive hits.
You should see this.
I got a clean screen.
It's a fucking pipe.
I'm just.
I mean, give me a goddamn break.
Fucking.
I got an iron lung, dude.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
Ugh.
Oh, give me my phone.
Give me a tissue, man.
Jesus Christ.
Why do you have a polio treatment device?
Oh, shit, dude.
I'm sorry.
And boat, I don't, what they talking about.
Polio treatment, man.
Oh, man.
wow dude that was that was that was a little woohoo and that was a little that one right there dude i'm sorry that was that was a little woohoo and shit man to say the least man I mean, I'm not even joking.
I don't even know if I should even be on the broadcast right now at this rate.
I'm a little buzzy.
You know, I'm a little buzzy here.
Okay, am I on?
Hold on, hey, hey, engineer, do I have, am I on here?
Am I on?
Am I on here?
Jesus Christ, I'm fucking...
That last hit got me, dude.
Am I on?
Testes, Testes, 1, 2.
Testes, Testes, 1, 2, 3.
Wow, man, I don't even know.
I don't even know if I'm on the air.
Am I on the air engineer?
I'm not even on the fucking engineer.
Or I'm not even know if I'm on the air engine.
Oh, man.
Oh.
Man, dude, I really shouldn't even be on here.
I don't even think I should be doing this.
I want to be completely honest with you guys.
I think maybe I should just end the broadcast because...
Ugh!
I lie that spray.
What?
Iron lung, noun, a rigid case fitted over a patient's body, used for administering prolonged artificial respiration by means of mechanical puffs.
Oh, oh, yeah.
Oh, the iron lung.
I see.
I see, boat.
I see what you were doing there.
Touche, boat.
Touche, all right?
Touche, boat.
Touche.
I get it.
I get what's going on.
Oh my God, dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm a little inebriated at this point.
Oh, Jesus Christ, dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm a snap out of it.
I'm a snap out of it.
I will snap out of this shit.
I will.
I'll snap out of it.
Just give me a second.
All right.
Don't be some asshole that's sitting here trying to judge me, okay?
I'm just having a good time.
I mean, it's a had a bad case of the Mondays, and I'm having a good time right now.
All right.
I'm having a good time.
You know, I've got some intoxicants in me, and I'm feeling good, and I'm having a goddamn good time.
So what, am I a bad guy?
Because I'm having a...
You see, that's the thing.
You know, am I...
Am I a bad guy for having a good time?
Is that what y'all are trying to tell me that I'm a bad guy?
Because I like having a good time.
I'm a bad guy because I'm having a good time.
Like, I corrupted this little bean and cheese fucking...
I don't have time to go into this, all right?
I don't want to go into this shit, man.
I'm just saying, I'm not a bad guy, dude.
I'm not.
I'm a very good guy.
I think I'm a very compassionate guy.
I think I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I mean, I've given people second chances.
I, you know, I...
What is this?
Crap, crap, crap.
Yeah, fuck you.
All right.
Fuck you.
Who the hell is new Spermi the Ghost?
Do not put Spermi and Ghost in the same fucking quadrant.
All right, because I don't like Spermy.
He's been around for a long time, and I don't like him.
He's starting to be like Tim McCrab over here, all right?
Jesus Christ, give me my drink.
Oh, shit.
Sorry, I dropped something.
I've got it now, okay?
All right.
Hold on, just one more hit, dude.
I'm sorry, all right?
Just one more fucking hit.
Look, I'm sorry, dude.
Don't judge me for being me.
All right, I'm doing me.
That's what I'm doing.
All right, I'm sorry.
All right?
I mean, people know that you take my Fridays and Saturdays for Christ's sake.
You understand that?
What is this?
Whoa, dude, you sound more half-baked than the lasagna I'm cooking right now.
Oh, dude, don't say that, man.
Don't say that, dude.
Don't say that.
Do I really sound like a fucking doped-up piece of shit or something, really?
Let me try to straighten myself up or something.
Hold on.
Let me try to, you know, let me just try to do this.
All right.
Hey, look, everybody, I am not trying to encourage anybody to do anything that I'm doing.
I'm doing this out of my own free will.
I'm an American citizen.
I'm a capitalist.
And I can purchase these things and I'm consuming these things.
And I understand that there is a trade-off when you consume, you know, these things in a very habitual manner.
I understand there's a trade-off with, you know, shortening your life, but I'm in the country where I can make that trade-off and nobody can do nothing about it.
At least at this point, you know, and that's what I love about America.
All right.
Don't tell me what to do.
All right.
Don't tell me what the fuck to do.
That's what I love about America, baby.
All right?
Yeah, if you're going to tell me what to do, take a whiff of that.
Can I get unbanned now?
The video was a meme in Brazil and fake.
There's thousands of results for SCU Bicetta on YouTube with Minecraft and GTA parody.
Jesus Christ.
I figured you would have known about it, considering it's been a thing since 2015.
I don't fucking know about some Brazilian kid getting shot in the head as a being a meme.
I'm not some sick maniac like you that enjoys this gorish crap, all right?
Oh, God.
All right, look, I'll tell you what.
You know, this is not the last, you know, you know, Tim McCrav, I'm not going to do it, all right?
I'm not going to do it.
You know, if you want, you want back in, you got to do what I don't, you know, I don't know, man.
I mean, I did unban, what's his name, Captain Autism, earlier, because, you know, he did a 25 bucker and this, listen, I don't know.
I like, look, hey, Tim McCrab, I get it.
I don't want to do it right now, dude.
I'm about to go into this fucking, what is this, chat room shout-outs, and I'm about to go into radio graffiti.
I got people already on hold for radio graffiti, so I think that's what I'm going to do right now, for Christ's sake, all right?
Anyway, let me go ahead and go unbanned equals 25 bucks.
Is that what somebody put up there?
Somebody put it up there.
I don't know.
Let me take a chug here.
And hey, dude, you shouldn't even be banned anyway, dude.
You shouldn't.
You know that I, look, I banned fucking one dude not only from the chat room, but from donating because of that corn cob up the ass crap.
Y'all remember that?
I would never, I mean, you know, that's fucking like trying to sabotage the broadcast.
And we can't have that, dude.
We can't.
We can't.
After all I do for you, pieces of shit.
I'm not even, I'm not even kidding, man.
You people will do shit like that.
That's why it pissed me off.
That's why, you know, Tim McCrab, he's fucking out of here.
I'm not going to show some sick bullshit like that.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
You're going to get me fucking kicked off a goddamn YouTube, you fucking piece of shit.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
The original video isn't fake.
The kid was trying to sell stolen guns.
The guy that made that video is someone who stole from.
I know.
I know.
That's what I'm telling you.
You know what, Tim McCrab?
You know what?
Fuck you.
I'm not unbanning you.
You're a piece of shit.
I know it, dude.
It was a disgusting video.
And of course, you got all these pieces of shit in the chat room.
Hey, show it, dude.
Fucking freaks.
You two girls in one cup loving sick bastards, man.
Fucking bastards.
I'm doing me, all right?
I'm not going to tell anybody what the video's called.
Yo, shut up.
Why do people like seeing that, man?
I mean, they like seeing that when it comes to, like, oh, it's on TV or it's on a video or it's on the computer screen.
I mean, you know.
Yeah.
You people piss me off.
All right.
Without any further ado, let's just, you know what?
I think I'm going to skip chat room shout outs because you people have been pieces of shit today.
I've seen you, dude.
I look at the chat room is in my face in a big capacity as I'm broadcasting.
I've got a 49-inch ultra-wide screen TV.
It looks like a fucking command center where I'm at.
And, you know, I've been watching you people, and you people are a bunch of pieces of shit.
I really don't appreciate it.
I do not appreciate it one bit.
I don't appreciate it.
All right.
I'm just, I'm going to skip this shit.
Oh, I'm a crybaby now, huh?
I'm a crybaby.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right.
You know what?
No, I'm not going to give a shout out.
Oh, troll war, Troy.
Fuck you.
All right, you're fucking troll wars and all this other.
You people are bloodthirsty.
You have never even experienced a troll war.
I've experienced several of them.
It's not good.
There's a lot of fucking casualties, a lot of good trolls that go by the wayside out there for Christ's sake.
R.I.P. Dick Burns.
R.I.P. Dick Burns, alright?
I mean, anyway, I could name a whole list of people that got casualties of the troll wars.
And I don't want you idiots to say that shit out of your ass because it's not funny and it's not something you people would want to get into.
I guarantee it.
All right.
I guarantee it.
I've seen it, dude.
Jesus Christ.
All right, so let me go ahead and shut up.
All you people just shut up.
All right.
No, troll.
Don't do this, dude.
Do not.
No, I'm serious.
The troll war was horrible, dude.
It's not funny.
It's not good.
It's not good, dude.
It's not, it's not.
You don't want it, you know.
Believe me, when it comes to you, you're going to be like, oh my God, it's Ghost's fault.
He sent them to me when I never did shit.
I'm telling you, this is what happened.
All right, this is what happens.
Fucking all kinds of people are going to get doxed up and pizzas and dildos and fucking all kinds of shit's going to happen.
And then they're going to be like, well, it fucking ghosts because it's fucking ghost in this toxic community.
And I don't want that shit.
All right.
don't want that shit.
I don't want that shit.
I don't want that shit.
Jesus.
All right.
We don't want any more troll wars.
It's fucking stupid.
All right.
A lot of people are gone because of that, man.
Jesus Christ, dude.
RIP BWC Marge.
All right.
All right.
I mean, I look, I could go on and on when it comes to these folks that are out here that have fucking fallen to the troll wars, okay?
Ha ha ha.
Paul Manafort just got sent to Rikers.
Let's hope his boss joins him there someday.
Did they really send Paul Manafort to Rikers, dude?
Give me a break.
That's horrible for Christ's sake.
All right.
Look at Ball says, as 2012, True Capitalist Army, BWC.
Yeah, it was a troll war until, yeah, you know, I don't want to say that.
How much fun the troll war was until where the one have when you're the one having your parents being called at 1 a.m. asking why people are anyway?
Yeah, I get it, man.
It's bad, dude.
Alien Ass Jamie Williamson Shout Out00:08:47
You just don't be this way.
Let's not go there.
I really don't want to go there.
You people are bloodthirsty in the chat room.
That's why I'm not giving you chat room shout-outs.
You see that?
And you can take a whiff of that.
That's why I'm not doing chat room shout-outs.
I think what I'm going to do is I'm just going to go right to the goddamn right to this radio graffiti and get the fuck out of here.
That's what I'm going to do.
All right.
That's what I'm going to do.
All right.
And by the way, GX in the chat, baby.
GX.
The official troll symbol, baby.
GX, motherfucker.
And don't, oh, oh, troll war.
Forgot.
Tijuana genius, no sound.
Hold on, who else?
Altai Ant, Inspector Fi Cat.
Oh, you idiot.
Tim McCrab again.
Jax Jim, LeVon Media, Mr. BN King, Anthony J, Odd Eyes Magician, Omelet, Blackfrost.
All right.
Hold on.
Calm down.
Calm down.
Oh, now everybody's GX, huh?
Now everybody's GX.
Orange Game Cinema, Atomic Massacre, and 21, Blucifer, UFC Fed.
Wait a minute.
And I said CX.
Kick his ass out of here.
Kick and does that.
Kick him out.
He said, CX, get him out of here.
And he made me, you want to know why you're out?
Because you made me say you, you fucking piece of garbage.
Anyway, Blucifer, UFC Fed 27, Spermy the Bird.
And you know what?
I think I am going to put 25 bucks, get out of jail free.
How about that?
How about that?
We're playing Monopoly now.
You're going to fucking fuck with me.
Whatever.
Rick Hoover.
All right.
Who else do we have here?
Ennis Turtle.
Moon Man for President.
I saw that.
Look, if I accidentally say your name and you put CX, you're out of here.
Go to Ice Poseidon in a fucking closet playing RuneScape saying, hey, dude, you know, I'm going to go over here and make these tools, you know, shut up.
Who else we got?
We got Spermy.
Spermy.
They got, get Spermy's ass out of here.
We got System 23, Anon.
Who else we got here?
We got Big Gamer, Budget Game Big Steve, whatever that fucking idiot's name is.
A friendly medic, Mr. Person, ICUP.
I'm not going to say that.
Rashawn Rusford, Margin 67, Night Prowler, Stone Mang Sam, Ghost Wife makes no sense.
I know you're flexing nuts, Can Abuser, the Mean Magician.
I know you're flexing nuts, you piece of shit.
I don't appreciate it.
You should give me the fucking respect I deserve.
Fucking you sup.
Sup.
Fucking sup.
You put the fucking GX like I asked you, you fucking piece of crap.
Who else we got?
We got Zemi Gornich, whatever the hell that is.
Carlos Macias.
What the hell?
Jackler, all of a sudden, since when wasn't I a troll?
Stop being blind.
What the fuck you mean?
I'm not blind.
I'm not blind.
I just think that you didn't understand, man.
You know what?
I don't have time to explain to you.
I got a fucking whole bunch of people with the GX over here because it's GX, baby.
All right.
GX.
We've got King Fatah.
Laplasagna, Studio Stereo, Cross Stereo, excuse me.
Humanly Awkward.
Olive Carliver Carswell.
The Surge.
Templeton's 15 and a half inch sauce or anus or whatever the fuck it is.
The rookie GX.
Recyclemen.
Dead Opossum.
We've got Bob Tom, Scoot M, Blake GX.
Inspect.
I'm already said that asshole's name for Christ's sake.
Spermy the bird.
I can snake.
I already said Spermy.
How the hell, Spermy the Cat in here again?
Get Spermy's ass out of here.
We've got L in the house.
The anti-hero, whatever the hell that is.
Dr. Piccolo MD.
We've got Liverpool.
What?
Man-taken pills for broken kidneys sucks.
Oh, dude.
All right, we got a 15-bunker here.
I got to see this first.
This is Jamie Williamson.
And I don't know what Jamie Williamson is doing here.
You know, he may be.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I don't even want to know.
What is this?
What is this?
Oh, no.
Oh.
A fucking alien, dude.
A fucking alien.
I mean, I'm in the midst of fucking GX shout outs.
Do you understand, Jamie Williamson?
I mean, we're seeing right now, as we're watching the chat room, the emergence of GX.
And GX, through me magic, destroyed CX.
You all understand this.
The people that were here since the beginning, you all understand what I'm saying.
Okay?
And you had the audacity, Jamie fucking alien head up the ass half an asshole to be sitting here and doing I'm in the midst of GX.
We're seeing the emergence of GX for Christ's sake.
Put the damn, put it on for Christ's sake.
Put the PC shot on.
Here's what Jamie Williamson donated a 15 bucker for here.
What the hell?
Oh, come on.
How is this alien getting this ass?
How is this alien getting this ass?
Oh, no, no, no.
Do you smell it?
The smelly smell that smells.
What the fuck?
Smelly?
Let me hear you tell me.
Oh, let me hear you say you're never leaving me.
What did I tell you?
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus, get the shit off of here for Christ's sake, man.
Weren't we just talking about that on a show a while back?
About, I was trying to give you guys a warning.
If you go down there, if it smells like, you know, sick-ass, disgusting, rotting salmon or some, you know, the aged tomatoes, and I don't know, you know, yeah, the way you can tell that a girl is clean is if you don't want to use a condom and you can just tap on the JJ and take a whiff.
And if it smells like aged tomatoes, it's very good to go in there and give her the high hard one.
And what?
Radio Graffiti GX Troll Symbol00:14:01
Don't forget to shout out all your friends from the full circle.
CX.
The full circle.
CX CX You understand?
It's GX, motherfuckers, all right?
That is the symbol of the trolls.
And one day, that'll be beamed up in the sky when the trolls will be called upon to be able to wreak havoc in cyber, the cyber world, so that we may strike back at those that tried to oppress us in thy cyber world.
All right, it's GX.
It's GX.
It's GX.
Something just fell.
It's GX.
It's a sign.
It's a fucking sign.
All right?
Anyway, that's it.
All right, everybody, we're going to go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
All right.
And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you have to do right now is give me a call at 515-604-9052.
And then once the operator bitch starts talking, all you got to do is just push in the code 844-286 and then the hashtag or the little pound C, pound key, or however you know it.
And then you will be in Q. You will be in Q to be called upon on Radio Graffiti.
That's what we, that's just a way it is.
All right, it's just a way it is.
Anyway, before I get to Radio Graffiti, I do want to continue this, you know, this little drunkard, you know, I shouldn't say, I'm sorry, I didn't mean, look, not a drunkard session.
I'm sorry, like a drinking session.
I would like to continue this drinking session with more beer.
Yeah.
All right, man.
And it's fucking GX is right, baby.
GX!
GX!
You're damn right!
You're damn right, baby.
All right, man.
And that's the sign of the trolls.
And like I said, the capitalist army, they're the elite hacksours, believe me, all right?
All right, they're the elite hacksaurs out here.
I mean, I'm talking about hackers, and you're healing.
Just watch.
Just remember the capitalist army, baby.
All right.
We are the elites amongst the elites.
Anyway, without any further ado, do we have any goddamn radio graffiti callers, Engineer?
Alright, well, it looks like we have a pretty good amount.
And without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti callers.
Right now!
All right, who the hell else?
Who do we got here?
We got a lot of people going on here.
No wonder the engineer was all excited.
how about anonymous radio graffiti oh wait i don't understand what the hell that means are you like Is that like insinuating some kind of a troll war or something?
Is that it?
I'm telling you, you don't want a troll, dude.
I don't want to talk about a troll war again, dude.
I don't want to hear the term because it's fucked up.
A lot of people lose their internet lives.
A lot of people lose their internet lives.
And I don't want that to happen to people, man.
I don't want it to happen to people.
How about Night Prowler, Radio Graffiti?
I am proudly going into a porno shop to go into the adult theater section to service a glory hole.
A few moments later.
I've got pride.
I've got pride.
I'm taking it on my backside.
Hey, it's the truth.
Wow, what?
You fucking piece of shit.
I just fucking said that today.
And you fucking fucking piece of shit.
Are you fucking joking?
Fucking asshole.
Ah!
Fucking asshole!
Do you see what these trolls do, man?
They fucking swiped my voice.
They fucking bring the voice together.
They fucking make.
I didn't fucking say that.
I said that in reference to something else today.
You can go back and.
Fuck you, man.
All right.
Fuck all of you, man.
And shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
Rolling Rock Radio Graffiti.
God, Jesus.
He's fucking playing with his pecker shaft for Christ's sake.
And who the hell is this?
The CIA Radio Graffiti.
All right.
Yeah, shoving up your ass is right, dude.
What the fuck kind of ear rape was that?
Fucking ear.
It was ear rape, dude.
Who is this?
Ghost the Fuhrer Radio Graffiti.
American Game Masters, Radio Grafilter, since you idiots, I mean, that's all you know.
I'm the Fuhrer in this stupid show here, all right?
I'm the Fuhrer, alright?
So everybody, just shut up and listen and take notes and be appreciative that I'm on here.
I'm the Fuhrer.
How does that make you feel now, huh?
How does that make you feel?
How does that make you feel that Ghost is the Fuhrer?
Huh?
Hell Ghostler!
That's right.
I am the Fuhrer.
And you shall listen to me in the ghost show.
Hell Ghostler!
You all shut all head and listen to Vost.
Do you understand?
You shut on listening to Ghost!
Hell Ghostler!
Hell Ghostler!
Hey, old Ghostler!
Stop it!
Stop Saggin, Sig and Schnoggin'!
Roxwagon!
Hell Ghostler!
Hell Ghostler!
Hey, old Ghostler!
Take the shit off and fuck you, bitch!
I didn't say it!
Ah!
Fucking shit!
I didn't say it like that!
I didn't say it like that, man!
That was a fucking splice!
You see, I just make fucking jokes, you know, throughout the show, man.
I'm fucking very spontaneous, you know, all that shit.
And these fucking trolls, they take the fucking clips, and then they fucking clip into other clips and all this shit.
And this is what you get in this fucking radio graffiti, man.
Hey, listen, I'm telling you, this radio graffiti is on thin ice with me.
I'll tell you that right damn now, man.
This fucking radio graffiti is on thin ice with me.
I'm thinking about pulling the plug on this son of a bitch.
All right?
They're going to make me look like a fucking piece of trash like that.
I never said that.
Don't believe these fucking people.
Fucking pieces of shit.
And who's the bad guy, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, the bad guy.
Oh, jeez.
Get this fucking...
Get this.
Obama computer, you fucking idiot.
Obama goddamn computer for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
How about 786 radio graffiti?
The fuck is that?
You hung up after that?
Was that your fucking mating call or some shit?
What the fuck was that, man?
Is somebody else in like some weird subset community somewhere is going to get that sound and be like, whatever the fuck you did.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
How about how about 630, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, I know who you are.
You were that cripple on the news who tried to bring the KKK into San Antonio.
First of all, I'm not cripple, and I'm not a part of the KKK.
Hey, how old are you?
Eight?
No, no, the asshole that's licking your booty right behind you.
Hey, he's about 32.
32.
Well, then, how old are you?
I'm like, I'm not going to disclose the information.
Why aren't you going to disclose?
How old are you?
Why?
Because, I mean, it's just a question.
I'm just asking you a question.
All right, before I answer your question, I actually have a question for you.
No, no, I asked you first.
Okay, if I answer you, will you answer my question?
I cannot guarantee that I can do that, but I did ask you first.
Well, then I can't guarantee I will answer your question.
All right, well, then tell that 32-year-old to shove a large piece of furniture up your feminine sound and anus.
All right, because I ain't got time for this.
All right.
We got how about 423 radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost later.
Nigger.
Oh, great.
Is that it?
That's it?
You hung up?
That's it?
Well, that's radio graffiti, but Jesus Christ, can we get a little bit more original out here?
Originality.
Where are the who else we got?
How about area code 406, Radio Graffiti?
Yeah, they didn't want a man.
I'm out of touch.
I'm out of touch.
Is that Hall of Notes?
Hall of Notes, dude.
That's something to be for Halloween, you know?
You know, you and your chick, you know, you know, one of you is Hall, one of you is Oats.
That's pretty funny, dude.
Who else we got?
We got 239 Radio Graffiti.
Yo, what's up, ghost?
How you doing, man?
Hey, what up, man?
How you doing?
Not much, man.
I just want to give a shout out to you and the engineers.
Great show, man.
Keep up the good work.
Hey, man.
Thank you very much.
Look at that.
We got some positivity out here in the radio graffiti, man.
I appreciate that, dude.
It's hardcore.
302, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghostl, how you doing tonight?
Hey, what's going on, Ell?
How you doing, bro?
I'm doing okay.
I'm just pulling the late shift to work here.
And I snuck in my Oculus quest because, for fuck's sake, nobody's here.
And I've been going through VR shot and checking out some cool worlds.
Just wanted to call in and say thank you for doing the show.
And a shout out to you, the inner circle, and everyone in chat.
Hey, thank you very much, man.
Cheers to you.
And don't get in trouble playing the Oculus Riff while on the job, man.
Cheers to that.
Man, we got some pretty hardcore people, baby.
It's Monday.
People work and listen to the ghost show, baby.
I love it.
I'm loving it.
And I'm loving every minute of it.
All right, who else we got here?
We got some more people.
How about 347 Radio Graffiti?
Life is like a nib here in Old Nick.
I hate fucking niggas.
Nidgard sucked it.
They're all for like Obama.
Fuck much of Obama.
All right, get this shit out of here for Christ's sake, man.
Why do y'all play garbage like that, man?
I mean, this show is not a racist show.
You fucking people who interact with the show make it a racist show because you're fucking racist.
I'm not racist, dude.
I mean, I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
Like I said, I got my boy Tyrone and Archie Lee and Kuda Bang.
Dare People Stop Racist Show00:14:34
You're my like, you know, most tight homies over there.
But don't sit here and play this racist garbage and say that, oh, Jesus Christ, look at this.
Ah, Christ.
I spilled some bullshit all over the.
You see, you see this?
You see what you're doing?
For fuck's sake, god damn it, you son of a bitch.
Shit out of here.
Ah, Christ.
Ah, fuck.
You son of a bitch.
And shut up.
Don't laugh at me.
I gotta clean this shit underneath this garbage.
I spilled some shit all over the floor here and I don't want it to be fucking here.
But I'm bending over on the chair, and it's just like, hold on, hold on.
All right, I'm sorry, folks.
I fucking spilled something on the floor and I didn't want to get out of the chair.
So, sorry about that, folks.
It's just, you know, I'm feeling good here.
I'm drinking beers.
Don't fucking judge me.
All right.
Don't judge me.
Who else do we have here?
How about 312, Radio Graffiti?
How's it going, Ghost?
Hey, man, we can barely hear you, dude.
Yeah, one sec.
How about now?
Any better?
Yeah, it's a little better.
What's up, babe?
Oh, shit.
What happened?
Oh, shit.
He cut out, dude.
Well, that sucks.
I mean, call back if you can.
And who else do we have here?
God damn it.
We got a lot of people.
We got a lot of people out here for a Monday, Monday.
How about 909, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, can you hear me?
Yeah, man, I can hear you.
What's up?
Hey, I don't know if you've announced it on the show, but it's already spreading on social media right now on Twitter and Facebook.
But congratulations on curating the AX2019 this year, man.
The fuck is that supposed to mean?
Well, I mean, you didn't hear?
It's been announced on Twitter that you are going to have a panel at Anime Expo this year at the LA Convention Center.
No, that's bullshit.
That would never fight.
First of all, that should never happen and that shouldn't be happening.
And I think that you're fucking trolling as well.
So great.
Yeah, get him out of here.
Yeah, no, no, it's not.
Get him out of here.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have?
How about all I see is a 58 radio graffiti?
Hey, Ghost GX in the chat, everybody.
How are you doing tonight?
Hey, what's up?
It's Olive.
How you doing, man?
GX is right.
What's up, dude?
I listened to you while I was working there earlier tonight.
Very good night, honestly.
And another thing, I do not condone paint sniffing.
Cut that shit out, all you fucking trolls in the chat.
And another thing, stop impersonating me, you fucking cocks.
Oh, shit.
Hey, Olive, I agree with that, man.
Do you want to give any shout-outs to anybody, man?
Shout out to you.
Shout out to the engineer.
And let's say lastly, before I go, shout out to your outer circle.
The outer circle.
Oh, come on.
Listen, that's enough of the outer circle.
I'm tired of hearing about those pricks, all right?
Fucking outer circle.
They got an outer circle because their goddamn fucking asshole ring got busted.
And they got an outer circle and a prolapsed anus.
Who else do we got?
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Hey, there, ghost.
I love the show tonight.
I have a big question about financial information, though.
What's up, man?
Can I smell the seed of your wheelchair?
Get this sick fucking, you fucking sick bastard.
I'm not in a wheelchair, first of all.
And secondly, you sound like you really want to take a fucking whiff.
I mean, I can't even distinguish if that's a fucking actor or if that's some idiot that really wants to take a fucking whiff, for Christ's sake, dude.
I mean, this is getting sicker and sicker, dude.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
A message to new fags, radio graffiti.
What's this?
It's True Shekel Radio.
True Shekel Radio.
I'm a Shekel Goblin.
I am the Shekel Wharf.
The badass of money.
Give them Shuckles, sir.
You know what?
Fuck this splice.
Ghost hasn't done the true capitalist radio intro in over three years.
Why should we continue to parody it?
Is it nostalgia?
Is it intro trolls of the past?
Should we recapture that?
The bottom line is, Ghost isn't doing the TCR anymore.
And all he uses for an intro is some stupid rock instrumental.
And new fags?
Oh, don't get me started on them.
They're not even real TCR fans or real TCR trolls.
Just some Tony Talk faggy wannabes that think they could be the craziest edgelords to wrong everything.
Thanks a lot, Newfags.
You ruined the ghost show for everyone.
Instead of waiting for Ghost to die, why don't we wait for you guys to die?
And you newfags want a troll war 2?
Fine.
If it happens, you newfags will be the first ones to be doxed.
And they'll make sure that you will never want to be on the internet.
Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, take that shit off.
What are you talking about?
Wait a minute, hold on, fucking, where the fuck did that come from?
Where in the blue hell did that shit come from, man?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Fucking threatening whatever, quote, new fag.
Are you kidding me, dude?
What kind of sick mentality are you people coming from, for Christ's sake?
Are you joking?
Are you?
And look at these idiots in the chat room.
Oh, it's the truth.
All based.
Based red pills.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Is that what you fucking people actually think?
And look at them.
They're bloodthirsty.
Look at it.
Troll or troll.
You've got to be fucking kidding me, dude.
I'm ending this shit.
I'm not.
Fuck you.
Fuck you and this radio graffiti shit.
Take it off of here, engineer.
Goodbye is right.
Look, how fucking dare you people sit here and be so fucking bloodthirsty about a fucking troll war and then sit here and try to lecture me about some beat and cheese Mexican that's now fucking drinking cervacas to the point where he's a shitface nobody that it's my fault huh?
I mean, how fucking dare you try to be some fucking moral authority, you piece of trash?
Take the fucking radio graffiti, take it off.
How fucking dare you, and whoever the hell did that, go shove it up your ass?
Don't be fucking threatening nobody.
Don't be threatening nobody.
Don't be threatening no fucking buddy and you people that are out here calling a damn troll war.
You don't know your ass from your elbow.
You don't know your ass from your elbow.
You don't know what a troll war is.
You don't know what a troll war does.
You don't know the victims of a troll war.
You don't understand.
You're fucking newbies.
You're idiots.
You think it's all fucking fun and games because you've been fucking raised in a fucking video game.
It's not.
It's fucking not.
It's fucking serious business.
And I want you all, especially that goddamn tard that made that fucking splice, I want you to fucking sit there and shut your stupid stinking salmon smelling holes, because you fucking idiots don't understand the implications of all this shit.
You don't understand the implications of all this shit.
You fucking piece of crap.
You all think it's all fun and games.
Yeah, it's all fun and games and all fun games.
Shut up, i'm done with this crap.
I mean you people fucking get on some moral soapbox and try to convince me that i'm a bad guy, that i'm some kind of a bad influence, because some stupid dumb beat and cheese Mexican is now getting drunk on cervaces now that he's old enough to do so and he's contributing to the delinquency of a fucking small kid.
You're thinking i'm the bad guy, i'm man.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you all right.
Well what, what?
What meme magician?
What type radio graffiti?
Uh, whoever made that clip?
You just ruined it for us all.
Are you kidding me?
Not only did he ruin it for you all tonight.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm even wondering if I even should bring back radio graffiti.
Did you fucking hear the seriousness of whoever the fuck was behind that disgusting goddamn shit?
This guy's calling for a troll war.
He's out of his fucking mind.
He's out of his fucking mind.
Hurts.
Doesn't it make true capitalist radio great again.
I'll do my party.
Shut up dark meme magician girl.
This is serious fucking business, dude.
This is serious business.
Thank you all of you.
Axiloff, I appreciate it.
Listen, i'm not joking around.
Stop this fucking troll war, talk.
I don't want to hear another word about it.
All right, I mean, how dare you people, how dare you people get on a fucking soapbox and try to tell me something?
Trying to tell me something, you piece of crap.
When i'm sitting over here and i'm trying to shoot pearls to you people, my illustrious 11-year broadcasting internet career has done nothing but tried to spark synapses in the brains of you people.
And then you're trying to blame me for contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
You're trying to blame me that i'm a bad guy.
Listen, I don't want to hear about a troll war again.
I'm fucking, whoever the fuck did that splice, you're in some serious shit.
You're in some serious shit, whoever the fuck did that.
I'm not even joking around.
He only mentioned a troll war because new fags use it as a joke and don't understand it's serious.
He didn't call for one.
You done booed.
What?
You could have fooled me.
You could have fooled me.
I mean, that was serious talk.
Did you see the fucking chat room when that asshole was broadcasting that splice?
Oh, bass, bass, red-pilled.
Oh, my God.
Yes, the truth.
Are you fucking kidding me?
This is getting serious, guys.
I'm fucking talking to you.
And listen, I've drank a lot of beers.
I've smoked a lot of weed, but I'm trying to talk to you as sober as I fucking possibly can.
You do not want this fucking troll war.
This is serious fucking business.
You people are literally taking it out of proportions.
I've already been through several of them.
Stop this shit.
All right?
Stop this shit.
Stop trying to egg this shit on.
You people are getting sick.
You people are getting fucking whack.
And I'm telling you, it's going to get dangerous.
And I think that you people need to fucking stop this shit now.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Oh, troll war now.
Listen.
Let me tell you something, folks.
Do not wish what you don't want upon you.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
I'll tell you that right down.
Look at them.
They think it's a fucking joke.
Look at the chat room.
They think it's a fucking joke.
Oh my God.
This is not going to end well.
This is not going to end well at all.
And I don't want to, you know, I'm getting out of here.
I can't believe that.
On a Monday, this is fucking happening, huh?
On a fucking Monday, what's the fucking date today?
June 4th, 2019.
Well, it was June 3rd.
Now it's June 4th.
Let's stop the troll war talk.
I'm going to end it at that.
I mean, I can't be any more serious than that.
I'm sorry, folks.
I got to get out of here.
I'm sorry that I have to end it this way in such a somber moment, but I'm telling you right now, if you know the history of the show, if you're new to the show, Google the show.
Read the history.
Troll wars are fucked up.
And to be honest, I noticed people are interpenetrating that guys splice wrong.
He was warning the newfags what would happen if they instigated that shit.
It's getting serious, dude.
He was implying for them to stop.
He was implying for them to stop.
I think he infuriated him, dude.
I think he infuriated him.
Shut up, terraforms on ghost donos.
Listen, this is getting very serious.
And I'm telling you right now, we need to stop this shit.
We need to stop this shit now.
All right, I'm ending this right now, folks.
I can't continue.
I can't.
Why are we even going down this direction?
I mean, whoever did that goddamn splice, I don't know what the fuck you just called.
I don't know what the hell you just inspired.
I don't know what the hell's about to transpire, but by God, it's going to be some serious shit.
And look at these bloodthirsty animals in the chat room wanting a fucking troll war.
I don't know who wins this one.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
Things are getting really serious, and I don't want to be a part of this right now.