Ghost celebrates Pride Month with a rubber glove while demonetizing Stephen Crowder and critiquing corporate pandering. He argues LGBTQ identity is merely sexual, claims Democrats sabotage the economy to block Trump's tax cuts, and predicts a recession. The broadcast devolves into a "troll war" where Ghost attacks viewers, defends Trump against MAGA critics, and ends abruptly after a caller threatens him with a gun, highlighting his exhaustion and hostility toward perceived enemies. [Automatically generated summary]
And I'd like for everybody to please spread this show around the internet and throughout the world.
And let everybody you know, let them know that the Ghost Show is in effect and in the house.
And by the way, episode 65, you know what time it is?
You know what time it is.
It is the month of June.
That is right.
It is the month of June, folks.
And you know what time it is?
It's time to celebrate Pride Month.
That's right.
Who has Pride, baby?
Who has that LGBTQ pride?
And of course, I want to celebrate Pride with a rubber glove on it because you always have to practice safe.
You know what I'm talking about.
Whether you're practicing safe or homosexual Lesbo, you got to put a latex prophylactic on it.
That's right.
We're celebrating Pride Month right now, folks.
And I hope that you all are having a good time.
I hope that you're having a good Pride Month.
And by the way, we're going to talk about a lot of things related to Pride Month, related to the LGBTQ, and I'm sure everybody is going to have their own opinions about it.
So let's go ahead.
Take me out, engineer.
Hold on, what is this?
Alrighty, for credit, 13 minutes late, Puto.
And hold on, we missed one here.
What is this?
Ghost late equals troll war.
Look, I already told you the last show at the end of the last broadcast, the last show.
I don't want to hear about troll war again.
I don't want to hear the word troll roar.
I don't want to hear none of that shit, dude.
Look, I've already told you guys I'm not against gays or trannies.
I'm not.
The only thing I'm saying is that I'm not a freaking old gay man just because I have a habit of soiling my wheelchair.
Shut up, all right?
Just shut up.
All right, everybody.
Get over here.
Just shut your mouth.
We're celebrating Pride Month.
I want to talk a little bit.
All right.
I want to talk a little bit so that everybody understands what we're doing here.
If you're not aware.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Shooting pearls down under.
What the hell is that supposed to mean, you piece of crap?
Now, listen, what I want to do is celebrate Pride Month.
Today is the fifth day of June 2019.
And for all those that don't know, June is Pride Month for our fellow LGBTQ brethren out here.
Now, the reason I'm bringing this up, folks, is because apparently we have had somewhat of a situation of purging people's monetization in YouTube, thanks to those folks that are potentially part of the LGBTQ.
If you're unaware, we have had the banning, or I shouldn't even say banning, but the demonetization of one right-wing commentator, Stephen Crowder.
And if you want my personal opinion, I've never been a big fan of Steven Crowder.
I personally have thought he has some latent homosexual tendencies, in my opinion.
But apparently, it wasn't homosexual enough for some guy named Mazza from Vox or something.
Apparently, because from this what I read, I don't know the whole story, but from some maniac who happens to be gay at Vox named Mazza, apparently he was upset at the fact that Stephen Crowder called him a quote lispy queer.
Lispy queer.
Now, hold on, hold on.
What is this?
NZ first, VA next, ow, slash.
Oh, shut up.
That's not even funny.
I never inspired anybody to do nothing, all right?
But look, the reason I'm bringing this up is because this guy, Mazza, from Vox, heard Steven Crowder call him a lispy queer.
And because of that, not only did Mazza report him to the YouTube channel or the YouTube website, the YouTube platform, he got all of his fellow Vox and Vox affiliate journalists to literally collaborate with one another to chastise YouTube for not kicking off Steven Crowder.
Now, because all these LGBTQ journalists took to their Twitters, took to their social media accounts, and bashed YouTube and called them, you know, pro-hate speech and all this other nonsense, lo and behold, Steven Crowder got demonetized today, as well as a whole bunch of folks that are, quote, on the fringes of the right wing.
Now, I think this is unfortunate.
I think that YouTube cowering to the LGBTQ kind of only focuses on the fact that, you know, if we are, hold on, wait a minute.
Am I out of here?
What?
Did they, am I out?
Did I get cut off?
I got cut off here?
Hello, Testies.
Okay, we're back.
All right.
Jesus, I thought I got cut off.
I thought I got cut off.
Hold on.
Look at that.
That's not even funny, man.
Crowder first ghosts next.
That's not even fucking funny, man.
My goddamn stream just got cut off.
And I thought I just got cut off for Christ's sake, man.
I thought I just got cut off.
I mean, I'm trying to tell that YouTube should not have cowered to this and they didn't.
All right, shut up, ObamaTube and Obama Connection, Ocasio-Cortez computer.
Shut up, okay?
I'm just simply stating that by allowing the LGBTQ, which is supposed to be, supposed to be an oppressed group of people, Obama stream, really funny.
Listen, just be quiet, all right?
Just be quiet here.
Now, isn't the LGBTQ supposedly a bunch of group or a group of oppressed people, correct?
And if anyone says anything at this point in time that is critical against the LGBTQ, they will coordinate an effort in an attempt to silence you in whatever platform that you happen to be amplifying your own personal expressions in.
Okay?
Now, the only reason that I'm bringing this up is because a lot of folks got demonetized.
Now, once again, they're still on the platform, but they have gotten demonetized.
So many folks that have been used to getting large sums of money every month because they have been able to get themselves a decent amount of views per episode or per video, et cetera, they're going to be a little upset at this point in time.
Now, what I want to do is I want to celebrate Pride Month because we understand at one point in time, I guess, it was not okay to be LGBTQ.
You were oppressed.
Lots of hate crimes, etc.
We understand that, but this is a whole new day and age, LGBTQ.
Not only is America now the most accepting of the LGBTQ, but you are the most protected next to women as it pertains to this society.
And this little Maza Vox fiasco is just the underlying microcosm proof of it.
All right.
Anyone that has any kind of criticism towards the LGBTQ, it's like a totalitarian silence.
It's all of a sudden the folks, LGBTQ, that were once oppressed are doing the oppressing now.
For once, I agree with you.
This is a serious issue.
I know YouTube's censoring people.
They are acting like a publisher, not a platform.
That's exactly right.
Hey, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, just a second.
We're not spouting off any hate stuff, but look, I am very critical of what the hell's going on here from this LGBTQ faction of journalists, because that's what it is.
It started off with some stupid journalist named Mazza out there from Vox.
All right.
And as a result, because he wasn't satisfied with YouTube's response to Steven Crowder calling him a, quote, lispy queer, he engaged all of his fellow LGBTQ brethren in the journalistic arena and decided to bombard YouTube with all kinds of bad press, all kinds of bad social media posts, etc.
And of course, YouTube capitulated and demonetized not only Stephen Crowder, but those that are, quote, on the fringe of right-wing political persuasion.
And I think this is ridiculous.
I think that by doing this, the LGBTQ are going against what they were fighting for.
I mean, weren't they fighting for equality?
Weren't they fighting to be recognized?
Weren't they fighting so that they won't be oppressed?
That's already been accomplished, LGBTQ.
That's already been accomplished.
So what are you going after now?
You are now becoming the oppressors by this very definition.
By this very definition, you folks are becoming the aggressors.
And I think that you need to take a look at yourselves in the mirror, LGBTQ, and recognize that you folks aren't going to be looked at as the delicate demographic that you were once, at least painted out to be.
At this point of time, you are utilizing your influence within pop culture, within industries, within communication to silence folks who happen to have an opposition to your persuasion.
And that goes against the very idea, the very debate that LGBTQ initiated its fight on, which was equality.
Now, aside from the fact that you've got the LGBTQ now, they're, I don't know, becoming the oppressors.
Aside from that, you've got the LGBTQ now dictating what represents what in the color scheme of things, what represents what in a symbolic perspective.
All right, what is this?
It's funny because the guy literally calls himself a lispy queer.
But how dare someone ask you?
Hey, you're absolutely right.
EKU252952, excuse me, you're absolutely right.
Listen, we're not talking about that right now, D-Ray.
All right, we're talking about Pride Month.
He has full authority.
We're talking about Pride Month, D-Ray.
God damn it.
Jesus Christ.
And yes, Ghost, he can do this.
We're talking about Pride Month, D-Ray.
All right.
And by the way, from what I understand as well, Mazza calls himself a lispy queer.
And not to mention, what is the Q in LGBTQ?
What is the Q in LGBTQ?
It's queer.
Now all of a sudden, if a straight person happens to use that terminology, it's deemed hate speech.
But it is a very, it's a part of the LGBTQ moniker.
I mean, what?
Listen, this has gone way out of proportion.
And I think that LGBTQ, they better calm down because their plight is no more.
There is no more oppression of gay folks in this country.
I mean, I'm telling you right now, you go to San Antonio, Texas, Main Street, you're going to find oral copulation between two men like literally in the street parking lots out there, okay?
Hey, ghost.
Hope you got my message.
Hope everyone is doing well today.
Thank you.
Shout out to you.
The IC in the chat.
Hey, cheers to you patiently waiting.
Thank you very much, man.
Thank you very much.
And I'm just simply stating that now the folks that were trying to gain equality in society, the LGBTQ, have now become the oppressors.
Now, I'm going to show y'all something because I can't help it.
I've got to show this.
It's Pride Month, and I want to show you how the LGBTQ is literally dictating not only the color spectrum, but the symbology of all kinds of stuff.
Have y'all heard that Budweiser?
I couldn't believe this when I heard it.
Budweiser, the Q means quashy.
All right, shut up, idiot.
All right.
I don't know if you know that Budweiser actually came out with their own pride cups.
Can you believe this?
Their own pride cups.
Now, I'm going to show you a video by the Daily Wire, and it's by, I forgot who the hell, Matt Walsh did this particular piece, and I thought it was an excellent piece.
I thought it was an excellent piece highlighting each and every one of the Budweiser cups.
They're pride cups.
Remember, they're celebrating pride.
That's what Budweiser is doing.
They realize Budweiser, that is, because they have such now competition with micro brews and other alcoholic beverages at this point in time, that they're having to go this low at this point so that Budweiser can somewhat appease the demographic of the LGBTQ.
Now, I want to show you this video because it's a great critique of this Budweiser Pride Cups.
And not only that, it goes into detail of the hypocrisy.
Well, I'm glad you brought all that terminology up there, Spermy, okay?
Because hold on, what is this?
As a gay man, I can say we won.
We got our rights and our representation in media.
You're not talking about LGBTQ.
I'm talking about the institution of the LGBTQ LGBT and they can fucking on the subject of pride parades.
It's just man-ass everywhere has been a lot of fun.
Gay pride parades are nothing more than open sex, orgy, you know, it's disgusting.
Believe me, I've lived in Austin, Texas.
I now live in San Antonio.
You go to any of those gay pride parades.
It's nothing but mere debauchery.
It's nothing but pure carnality.
All right?
Lesbian ghost by trans.
Yeah, really funny.
All right, listen, I want everybody to take a look at what Budweiser has done, not only to celebrate Pride Month, but let's be honest.
Budweiser's trying to tap into this demographic because they're losing market share in the beer market.
So I'm going to go ahead and put this on here.
This is a great video by Matt Walsh of the Daily Wire.
Very good critique.
And not only that, he goes into explicit detail about what every Budweiser cup represents as it pertains to Pride Month.
And he's going to outline the utter hypocrisy and how far of the liberal lunacy we are at this point as it's represented by these Budweiser Pride Cups.
All right, let's go put the PC shot.
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on, what is this?
Fly Non-Binary Flag00:15:06
Hey, ghost.
This is Itsuko.
How it's going?
How's Pride Month for y'all so far?
In truth, I am a long time listener.
Long time listener, first-time donator.
I'm limiting my donations, but no, I respect you.
Cheers, ghost, and happy LG.
All right, hey, listen.
I'm a potential bisexual.
A potential bisexual.
That doesn't even make sense.
But either way, cheers to you.
I have nothing against anybody.
All right.
I have nothing against anybody.
Rule 63 on ghosts for every male character, there exists a female character.
All right, shut up.
All right, we don't need any 4chan terminology being brought up right now.
All right, listen.
I want everybody to take a look at this video about the beer, or excuse me, the Budweiser Beer Pride Cups for Pride Month.
And I want you to take a look at the utter hypocrisy on this.
All right, now let's take a look at the PC shot.
Let's go ahead and take a look at this.
Listen to this.
It's unbelievable.
Budweiser, a company that makes Rusty Tapwater, which it somehow gets away with calling beer.
Budweiser has taken a hit in recent years financially because people have discovered that real beer exists and so we don't really need Budweiser.
So I guess they're desperate for attention and in an outcome.
Now listen closely.
They've unveiled a new series.
This guy goes into explicit detail about the definition of every Budweiser cup in Pride.
This is not just the normal celebration of gay pride or whatever.
These are worth taking a look at.
So let's look at some of these.
Take a look at this.
So the first one is just kind of normal, what you would expect.
It says, fly the flag for inclusive pride.
Now, notice the black and brown stripe.
In 2017, the city of Philadelphia added a black and brown stripe to the classic rainbow design to better represent people of color within the community.
It has since been flown at prides around the world.
Now, pause it right there.
Pause it.
Now, did you hear that?
They added the brown and black stripe to represent people of color in the gay pride community.
Now, what this gentleman is going to bring up now, and I'm going to bring up currently, is, wait a minute.
Why does black and brown represent people of color?
Okay, first and foremost.
I mean, does the other colors on the rainbow represent blue people and yellow people and orange people and purple people?
I mean, this is the most disturbing, disgusting, warped way of interpreting color spectrum and symbology that I have ever seen in my life.
But it gets worse, dude.
It gets worse than this.
Play it.
It gets worse than this.
Now, okay, but I don't really understand why you need to add brown and black to represent brown and black people.
Because the normal pride flag has like pink and green and purple, right?
It's not like the pink and green and purple are there to celebrate pink, green, and purple people.
I thought the colors had nothing to do with race.
So I don't know why you have to add the racial colors in the middle.
I mean, it makes no sense.
But anyway, hypocrisy.
Here's the next one.
And the next one is, so this one is fly the flag for buy pride.
It says majority.
Pause it, pause it.
Fly the flag for buy pride.
This is the next cup that is being distributed by Budweiser.
For buy pride?
I mean, is this really a group of people that identifies themselves as bisexual?
Anyway, continue.
Listen to the color meaning and symbology.
Gender attraction.
Blue is for attraction to genders other than your own.
And lavender, a mix of the two, represents attraction to your own and other genders.
Hold on.
What the hell is this?
What is this?
Internet Rule 63.
Type 63 in chat to female.
All right.
Shut up, you idiot.
You're fucking disturbing this shit.
This is serious business.
All right.
Let it finish, you asshole.
Play it.
Though some interpret it differently.
Okay.
And then fly the flag for lesbian pride.
Here's fly the flag for lesbian pride.
Do you hear this?
I mean, these are all the cups that Budweiser is distributing for Pride Month.
And you know it's not to commemorate pride.
They're trying to build a market here.
And listen to what they listen to this shit.
Listen.
For lesbian pride.
Listen.
Commonly used.
It isn't the only one.
If you look around, you might see a version with a kiss in the corner representing lipstick lesbians.
Whatever that is.
I have no idea.
Or a purple flag with a double-headed axe for labrous lesbian feminist pride.
I don't know what that means.
Okay, but now things start getting weird.
Yeah, no, pause this.
Okay, you thought that was weird.
It starts getting even weirder because aside from the gays, the bis, the lesbos, you've got to incorporate all these lunatic fringe.
I'm this gender.
I'm not a gender.
I mean, listen, I'm not even joking.
It goes even worse.
And actually, just to think about this, that Budweiser put out these cups and there was some marketing team at some goddamn conference table somewhere that actually thought of this crap.
I'm not even joking.
This is Pride Month, folks.
Here it is.
Go ahead, play it.
Play it.
Play it for Christmas.
Pretty weird, but now it's going to start getting weird.
Weirder.
So this one is fly the flag for non-binary pride.
All right, pause it.
Did you hear this?
Fly the flag for non-binary pride.
Non-binary pride.
I mean, all right.
And look, it gets worse from this, folks.
Budweiser even did worse than this.
Go ahead and play it.
It gets worse.
It says yellow is for those whose gender exists outside of the gender binary.
White is for people with many genders.
Purple is for those who feel a mix of male and female.
And black is for those who feel they're without any gender entirely.
Now, wait a second, but I thought black.
No, no, shit.
Hey, wait a minute.
Black is for people that don't believe they're no gender entirely.
I thought black was supposed to represent the people of color in the rainbow flag.
Now in this, it represents people that are of no kind of gender whatsoever.
They're literally not a person.
I mean, this doesn't even make any sense.
This is how bad the lunacy is getting on the LGBTQ.
This is what we're celebrating when we're celebrating Pride Month.
For Christ's sake, play it.
Keep playing.
It was for black people.
Now it's for black people or those who have no gender.
So in other words, it's for black people or people who don't exist because there's no such thing as a person with no gender.
But hey, that we're celebrating Pride Month, and I extend my hand to all my fellow brethren in the LGBTQ community with a rubber glove on it, of course, in friendship.
I'm literally critiquing this because I'm trying to highlight to you, LGBTQ folks, that you are no longer oppressed.
You are now doing the oppressing.
You're now doing the oppressive.
Honestly, this is disturbing.
It's disturbing.
It's disturbing beyond belief, dude.
I mean, this is what we're going towards, for Christ's sake.
It's complete lunacy, and you've got corporations pandering to this shit.
You got Budweiser.
No more questions, homosexual.
Just buy the product.
No more.
Shut up, you idiot.
All right, let's go ahead.
Put the PC shot on.
Let's continue because it does.
Look, it continues on.
Fly flag for non-binary pride.
It gets even worse than this, believe it or not.
Play it.
Play it.
Okay, so we've expanded.
I mean, it gets even worse than this.
Then it says, fly the flag for pan pride.
Oh, gee, didn't you see that?
Fly the flag for pan pride.
Fly the flag for pan pride.
They're talking about pansexuals.
Those that maybe sometimes they feel like women, sometimes they feel like men, sometimes they feel like eunuchs.
Pan Pride.
I'm not.
This is fucking Budweiser.
This is a beer company, for heaven's sake, man.
Thank God I don't fucking drink that Kentucky fried chicken piss.
Anyway, continue.
Not like a frying pan.
Blue symbolizes male attraction.
Pink symbolizes female attraction.
And yellow attraction to other genders.
So how's that different from?
Didn't we already cover all of that?
It's lunacy.
It's lunacy.
And look at this.
Look at the next one.
Look at the next one.
Fly the flag for intersex pride.
For intersex pride.
I mean, Budweiser, some fucking ad exec out at a damn fucking conference table out there at the headquarters of Budweiser actually thought that this was a brilliant idea.
I mean, Jesus Christ, play it.
The flag for intersex pride.
The circle symbolizes wholeness and pause this.
What is it?
What?
Me magician.
All right.
It says, what if I said your top donor is also non-buying?
Jesus Christ.
Too bad the non-binary people you see in the media are just social justice warriors hijacking the movement, which makes us look like unit.
Hey, look, dude, if you're non-binary, you've got some problems, okay?
If you're non-binary, you've got some problems.
You either look, okay?
I understand if you feel that you were born a male, but you want to be a woman, well, then be a woman.
All right.
Dress like a woman.
Try to be passable like a woman.
That doesn't mean, you know, keep your foo man chew and your mustache and throw a wig on.
Look, I'm going to sit over here trying to be serious.
I'm trying to be serious here.
I'm trying to be serious.
And look, these assholes are doing emoji bombs and text-to-speech over here.
Ghost wheelchair symbol rainbow algorithm.
Can you shove this stupid emoji garbage right up your goddamn clump of rainbow baguette?
Bread spaghetti beer mug alarm clients.
I'm talking about Pride Month, all right?
We're celebrating Pride Month up in the son of a bitch.
Ghost wheelchair symbol rainbow baguette.
All right, all right, we get it.
We get it.
All right, we get it for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Olive Yakslaw.
Let me be candid.
First, cheers, ghosts.
Second, we should have a Veterans Pride Month instead of regular Pride Month.
Many corporations are taking advantage of gays so they can make more money off people, but that's just me.
Cheers, ghosts.
Well, that's just the way it is.
Hey, can you blame them?
Can you blame them?
Shut the fuck up, trolls.
Oh, oh, man.
Told you off, dude.
These companies are bigger shekel goblins than you.
This genuinely makes me ashamed in this community.
I can't even have pride in myself because I get grouped in with these fucks.
I mean, it's a shameful shilling.
Oh, I got a bisexual flag in my room.
You got a bisexual flag?
Listen, look, I'll go over this once this whole Budweiser cup thing is done because we're not over.
I mean, Budweiser put up a couple more cups.
You're not even going to believe it.
All right, where are we at right now?
All right, duva, dude.
I'll get to your bisexual pride in a minute.
All right, put the PC shot on.
Fly the flag for intersex pride.
Okay, that's where we're at right now.
As they don't have female or male.
And that's not it.
We're not done.
Purple and yellow have like 19 other associations, don't they?
We've already used purple and yellow on every other flag.
So you're saying it has no other associations.
I mean, you're cramming too many things in each of these colors.
It doesn't make any sense.
But now, this really is what I wanted to do.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Watch this.
This is the only one we need to focus.
Watch this.
So get ready for this one.
Last one.
Fly the flag for asexual pride.
Now, are you fucking kidding me?
Fly the flag for asexual pride?
For asexual pride?
I mean, take the fucking screen off for Christ's sake.
Do you know what that even means?
Asexual means that these people aren't attracted to anything.
They are not sexually attracted to anything, anyone.
They are completely asexual.
They are never ever attracted.
They don't even like sex.
All right.
And these people have to celebrate.
Capitalist Pride Month is right.
Capitalist Pride Month.
I'm not going to say that.
F the LGBTQ cheers, ghosts.
I'm not going to say that.
All right.
But the bottom line is, this is where we're at when we're celebrating Pride Month for Christ's sake.
All right.
This is where we're at.
And this is Pride Month.
All right.
Can we get a moment of silence for all of America's fallen warriors who perished in the Asex?
You know what?
I agree.
God bless those fallen warriors.
I agree.
They deserve more pride than these LGBT faggots.
I wouldn't call them that, but I do agree that we need, you know, D-Day remembrance.
As a matter of fact, let's do a moment of silence to those that gave their lives on D-Day and why many of us in the Western civilization are here today.
Let's go ahead and have a moment of silence on that.
May God rest their souls, okay?
Now, let's get back to this pride movement for a second, okay?
Now, we saw what Budweiser is doing for Pride Month and all the cups that they're putting out for every type of sexual or asexual variant that is out here today.
Now, of course, we started the broadcast off by talking about that we had this one Vox reporter by the name of Mazza who decided to take aim at Steven Crowder for calling him a quote lispy queer.
And because YouTube didn't do enough to Steven Crowder, he enlisted his fellow LGBT journalist to come out and harass.
Asexuals who try to get involved in the LGBT.
These people stand around and act like they aren't attracted to anyone or anything.
It would be one thing if they kept to themselves, but they tried to convert others to their strange cult of doing fucking people.
I know.
Asexuals.
What a joke.
A moment of silence for those who died in the troll war.
No, don't bring up troll war, please, all right?
Don't bring up troll war.
Tim McCrab!
Here's the $25.
Can you unban both of my other accounts?
Stop Being Totalitarian00:16:23
Oh, jeez.
Also, it was a fake video.
It's been up for years, and as a PR meme, I would donate something that would get your account taken down.
Without this channel, most weekdays would be boring.
All right, I'll unblock you since you've donated the 25-bucker Tim McCray, all right?
What is this mean, magician?
What do you expect?
Capitalists got to capitalize?
I thought you loved capitalism.
Budweiser is literally trying to virtue sink.
Long live Comrade Stalin, Lenin, and that constantly.
Communist Pride Month.
You see here?
Oh, it all comes clear now, doesn't it, huh?
Communist Pride Month, huh?
Communist Pride Month.
How quick?
How convenient.
When are you going to get a Patreon so that we can have exclusive access to your private Snapchat?
A Patreon?
Tunnel Snakes Rule.
How are we getting?
All right.
Tunnel Snake.
All right.
I'll answer the question.
Hold on.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is YouTube doing?
The stream is cutting off on my end.
I don't know where you're at.
I know it looks like you're in the Asian Pacific based upon your screen handle there.
I have to be relayed in places like Thailand and Bangkok and the Isle of Man.
Suckcock.
Get shocked.
Homo medicine from Thomas Edison.
Oh, no.
Not the Mike Pinch memes now.
Resist the chaps or get the zaps.
Follow God's path or feel Tesla's wrath.
Set phasers to straight.
LGBTQ barbecue.
Fudge Packers get the zapper.
All right.
We get it, dude.
That's enough.
We get it.
Get nuke at Suko.
Come on, dude.
Come on.
Don't be doing this.
All right.
We're trying to celebrate Pride Month.
And by the way, I wanted to answer Mudkip.
When am I going to get a Patreon?
I mean, come on, man.
When do you think you will unban the accounts?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right, I'll do it now, Tim McCrab.
Good God.
Everybody, since Tim McCrab has donated 30 bucks, I've got to calm down.
I've got to stop what I'm doing, and I've got to go to the fucking area to unban this guy.
I want two Tim McCrabs that I've got to look for in this sea of names out here.
Look at all these people banned out here.
You know what?
Good.
Here's one Tim McCrab.
There's another Tim McCrab.
All right.
There it is.
You're unbanned.
Stop crying.
All right.
Just stop crying already.
All right.
And don't ever donate something in the 15 bucker that's going to be controversial that could potentially get my goddamn stream banned.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Listen.
All right.
Mudkip was asking if I get a Patreon.
Let me tell you what I'm going to do, okay?
I'm not going to do it anytime soon, but it's the summertime.
And I know that we've got a lot of folks that are now new to the broadcast that want to chat in the private chat room.
Remember the old private Gab chat room that I used to have?
We're going to be doing something like that here close to the end of the month.
I've got a lot of things to do, though.
I still got to send out the autographs to the top seven tippers that are on Ghost.report.
But I'm going to be honest, I think that we do need another chat room that was like the Gab chat room.
And maybe we'll do Patreon for that.
I'm not too sure.
I'm not in a rush to do it, obviously, because, I mean, I'm just doing the show, dude.
I'm not out here trying to look for every possible monetization.
Nigger.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Can you shut up?
All right.
Just shut up.
Anyway, listen, look, back to talking about Pride Month.
And the reason I want to bring this up, folks, is because The LGBTQ is celebrating Pride Month because they're acting as though they're still being oppressed in this country.
And they're not being oppressed.
I mean, every time you see any kind of leftist protest, you see many of the LGBTQ LGBTQ.
Jesus Christ, I can't, I'm tired of saying that shit.
LGBTQ contingent out here at these leftist protests when why exactly are they protesting, dude?
America is now the most protected arena for people that are in the LGBTQ.
I'm telling you right now, you go to Main Street San Antonio, Texas, you are going to see oral compilation in the street.
You're going to see gays and trannies and cross-dressing.
9-11 gets a day of remembrance while Pride gets a whole month.
Because being gay is a bigger tragedy.
Aw, dude, that's...
Look, I don't condone what the hell was just said right there, folks, okay?
I do not condone what was just said right there, okay?
I'm just simply stating that those that were once oppressed, LGBTQ, are now being the ones doing the oppression.
Jesus Christ.
Who cares about these faggots?
He doesn't leave Congress at all.
I mean, you know, you are an absolute moron.
All right.
Jesus.
Pride month?
Faggot.
Look, I do not condone any of this stuff that's being said right now, folks.
I want to put that on the record.
These people are just being jerk-offs, and I'm trying to be adult about the situation on episode 65.
I'm trying to celebrate Pride Month.
I'm extending my hand out there to all the gays with a rubber glove on it.
What is this?
Hockey night in America.
What the hell is this?
And I'll get to the 15 buckers in a minute.
I'll get to the 15 buckers in a minute.
Shut the fuck up, boomer equals D-Ray question mark.
Of course it is.
All right.
D-Ray is probably being paid for by the Democratic Party, for Christ's sake.
I wouldn't doubt it.
I wouldn't doubt it, for Christ's sake.
Now, once again, I want to reiterate that in this Pride Month, LGBTQ needs to start taking it a little bit of a step back.
You're now being the totalitarians that you claimed that you wanted to be equal from.
You are now being the oppressors.
I mean, whatever happened to equality, I thought that's what you wanted.
And by being equal, that means that you are equal to be critiqued.
You are equal to be shunned.
You are equal to be made fun of, etc.
That's what equality means.
What you folks are doing by practicing this mob mentality in hopes of silencing people, that's oppression.
That is oppression.
And by the way, you're not going to win brownie points with the fucking people that way.
Ghost, you are a pussy.
Fuck you.
You're a fucking pussy.
Don't be talking that garbage to me, boy.
All right?
I'm a bad man.
Don't you be talking to me that way.
You see, you're a fucking stupid little pip squeak on a goddamn computer thinking you can talk garbage to me from a thousand miles away and think there's no consequence.
I guarantee you, if you were in front of me right now, you wouldn't be saying that right now.
You wouldn't be mouthing off your goddamn gator, boy.
And by the way, remembering D-Day better than LGBTQ, I could probably agree with that.
But I'm just simply stating, folks, that the LGBTQ are now a protected class.
If you happen to get into a fight with somebody who's LGBTQ, you could potentially be taken down for a hate.
What?
Cover your ears, ghost.
I probably got happy Pride Month to my LGBTQ.
What do you got?
Some kind of ear rape?
Oh, here's Weena.
Let's go back to Paltalk.
If you do, just be sure to give me admin code this time.
Yeah, all right.
Also, I need to go to bed soon for work, so play this soon, please.
I'll play it in a second, all right, Weena, all right?
Yeah, pussy.
You fucking idiots.
You wouldn't tell me that to my goddamn face, you piece of shit.
You understand that?
You're the fucking pussy, all right?
Don't be saying that to me.
Marshall Burnsey.
Hey, ghost.
Hope you one day talk about Dogecoin.
Dogecoin is a joke, dude.
I'm not going to talk.
Look, the only reason I'm going to talk about Dogecoin is because it's a piece of crap.
That's what I'm going to talk about.
All right, before we get into anything else, I want to reiterate once again that LGBTQ folks, you are in the most protected country of any place in the world, probably besides Tel Aviv.
But outside of that, anywhere else in this world, you would be persecuted beyond your comprehension.
If you go to the Middle East, since many of you LGBTQ folks like to take up for the Middle Eastern brethren whenever there's a terrorist attack, go out there in the Middle East on a gay little retreat.
Go out there on a gay vacation and see if you don't come back alive.
You understand?
I mean, you're in a part of the world, LGBTQ, where you are actually now an equal.
You can kiss and do all this garbage in the middle of the street.
You can have your gay clubs.
You can have oral compilation between two men across the street from an elementary school.
And not only is it now accepted, but it's fucking protected by the first damn amendment.
So I don't understand what the LGBTQ is trying to continue to badger on about.
I mean, what you're doing now is not only putting salt on a wound, but you're starting to get people accepted.
Give them an inch and they take a mile.
LGBTQ are making themselves look like a bunch of dumb women.
I can agree to that.
Probably because LGBTQ is run by women and high estrogen soyboys.
Oh, man.
It's a shame we need to put up with them.
Also, black people are the real Israelites.
Oh, we got a black Israelite here?
All right, let's get to the markets.
No, I'm going to get to the markets right now.
Shut the fuck up.
Man, listen, stop doing the markets, asshole.
All right.
I'm going to get to that right now.
Stop trying to do my attention.
Ah, fuck you.
I'm not a wheelchair, asshole.
I'm tired of you idiots saying that shit.
You're a joke.
Fuck you.
You're a goddamn joke.
You internet people are fucking jokes.
I'm not a goddamn joke.
You're a joke.
Here's Ashley.
Ghosts, just give them time to grow up and become capitalists.
I used to be more into that pride stuff when I was younger.
I don't really give a shit about it.
I mean, I don't understand.
I mean, can we get to the brass tacks of what LGBTQ is?
And hey, Fluttermark 2020, cheers to you for the two-bucker saying that communists can go, you know, be shoved right up Karl Mars's ass.
Let's be honest.
What is the LGBTQ and how do you become a part of it?
If you're a male, all you've got to do is play the flesh flute.
Or all you've got to do is, you know, take an any when it should be an Audi, if you understand what I'm saying.
All right.
You know, getting your goddamn prostate massage by man-meat, okay?
I'm just trying to be delicate as we possibly can.
We're still in the before midnight hours.
Okay?
So the bottom line is, it's a sexual act.
It is not an identity.
And that is the biggest, the biggest, what?
Shut the fuck up, baby.
You shut the fuck up.
I'm making a point here.
Shut up.
The LGBTQ is a sexual act.
It is not an identity.
It is not meant for you to just go out and have everybody know that that's the first thing that they need to know about you.
I don't want to know about, oh, I'm gay.
Okay, great.
That's the first thing that I'm supposed to know about you.
Not the fact that you are an honest person or, you know, if you're a loyal person.
No, you're gay.
They do not want equality, ghost.
They want to own and control everything under the LGBTQ.
That doesn't make any sense.
Satan was banished to this side because he was proud.
Oh, man.
I think Pride Month is really about.
Oh, man.
You're getting biblical there, Claus.
You're getting biblical there.
Shut the fuck up.
You shut the fuck up.
Don't sit there and talk to me that way.
All right.
But look, Claus has got a point here.
All right.
Satan was banished because of his pride.
And guess what today is?
Guess what this month is for the LGBTQ?
It's pride.
Now, there is that angle, folks, that people actually believe, all right?
Blah, blah, blah.
Holly shit, no uncares.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm trying to explain something here, you piece of crap.
I'm trying to explain something here.
Shut up.
The bottom line is, is that we're celebrating Pride Month, and Satan got banished because of Pride.
What now?
Time for the markets once again because lazy ass gay customers.
Dumb fucking text-to-speech slot.
The DAO surged 207 points, closing 22,500.
I'm trying to do my job, man.
Fuck.
I'm going to get to this.
2,826.
I'm going to get to this.
It went up 48 points to 7,500.
I don't even know why I even tried to.
Hey, fuck you, text-to-speech slot.
All right, fuck you.
Wheelchair Pride Month, asshole.
And who D-Day or Soy Boys?
Who the hell did that for two bucks?
I bet you that was some brick bong or some kind of a goddamn foreigner piece of trash.
Do not be disrespecting our troops, you piece of trash.
Now, once again, I mean, watch.
Watch.
I'm in a wheelchair.
Fuck you.
All right.
Let me get to the markets here.
All right.
I'm going to get to the markets.
Hurry up, Ben Faggot.
I'm trying if you fucking idiots will let me talk.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
So let me goddamn talk instead of sitting there being a goddamn freaking butt monkey, man.
All right, look, we're going to get to the markets really fast, okay?
Because I need to say something about the markets right now.
Now, folks, I know if you would have heard during the time I was talking about the DDoS that happened to Google Cloud Services yesterday, or the last show, you heard that I believe that China was behind that because how convenient we get a DDoS in Google Cloud Services the day after, or a couple of days after, the Justice Department files an antitrust lawsuit against Google.
Okay.
And I said, and you can look back in the last show, I said that, watch, we are going to go back to the negotiating table with China because we have been put in check because of that DDoS.
We've been put in check.
I mean, they could literally take out a good fraction of our e-commerce economy, which now comprises a good portion of our GDP.
And it would definitely affect our economy exponentially.
I mean, it could throw us backwards about three decades in economic productivity.
Now, with that being said, I said because China put us in check based upon this DDoS on Google Web Services and all the services that were shut down therein, that Trump was going to go back to the negotiating table.
All right.
Doggo lover.
All right.
Trump was going to go back to the negotiating table with China, and that's what seems to be happening at this point.
What did I just tell you?
What did I tell you the last show?
I told you, boy.
All right?
$25 for Mean Magician Docs.
No, shut up, dude.
We're not doxing anybody, dude.
There's no doxing here.
All right.
Nobody dox anybody.
All right.
Stop that shit.
And bring back the gold standard.
All right.
Look, I don't want to talk about the gold stand.
I don't want to give a lecture about the gold standard.
You all know what I feel about the gold standard.
All right.
But anyway, now that we're starting to see some potential bringing back of the Chinese delegation with the United States delegation to renegotiate this tariff deal that is being implicated right now in the stock market.
Sabotage The Economy00:08:07
That's why you're seeing positivity in the stock market because if you take a look at the job numbers, did y'all see the job numbers today?
ADP, ADP, which is a payroll corporation that's usually the back-end payroll system of most major corporations.
It said that according to its payrolls, and this is a private-based payroll system, that it only added 27,000 new jobs in the month of last month, which was May, which is abysmal considering we have had astronomical job creation month after month.
And this is what I've kept telling each and every one of you.
Watch out for fiscal year 2019, quarter three and quarter four, folks.
We're going to see a contraction in the stock market.
And aside from him, aside from the stock market contracting, we're also going to see a contraction in the real estate market as well, folks.
So in my opinion, I think that people need to be very wary about quarter three, quarter four.
Just take a look at the ADP numbers that came out.
27,000 new jobs.
I mean, that is nothing.
That is vast in comparison to what the street expected.
But we still see positivity in the stock market.
Why?
Because of the new tariff negotiations.
Positivity in the tariff negotiations with China.
That's why you're seeing this positivity, because it sure as hell wasn't the damn job numbers that came out from the ADP side.
So I'm just saying, let's get to the damn market, and then we'll get to the 15 buckers and all that shit.
Dow Jones Industrial is up today, 207.39 points, a percentage increase of 0.82% on the day.
Closing out the Dow Jones at 25,000.
What?
Trump recession 2020.
It's not.
I'll explain that because I know that's what the Democrats are trying to do.
I get it.
All right.
Mean magician.
Any potential doxers are secretly wishing to be sent six feet under or swim with the fishes.
And I don't feel bad if Koser Nostra Jewish mafia actually intercepts your attention.
Oh, Jesus.
Don't even feed into it, dude.
Don't even feed into it.
Anyway, the Dow Jones Industrial closes out to 25,539.57 points for the Dow Jones Industrial.
The S ⁇ P 500 is up 22.88 points.
A percentage increase of 0.82%.
Closing out the S ⁇ P at 2,826.15 points for the S ⁇ P 500.
We've got the NASDAQ.
It's also up, folks.
48.36 points.
A percentage increase of 0.64% on the day.
Closing out the S ⁇ P 500 at 7,575.48 points for the S ⁇ P 500.
All right.
Hold on.
Who was in the wrong here?
Also, shout out to my boy Carlos.
It better not be some garbage there, Tim McGrav.
That's all I got to say.
All right.
Now, this asshole that said Trump's recession 2020, this is what the Democrats and the Federal Reserve are trying to corner Trump into as we get closer to the election.
Because lest we forget, the first Trump tax cut was initially for the corporations.
And the reason is, is because you have to initiate these tax cuts at the corporate level.
Thanks for giving me the insight to invest what little money I have made a decent profit so far.
Hey, a Cheers recycle bin, baby.
Cheers recycle bin.
Abolish the Fed by BTC.
We'll get to that in a minute for two buckers.
Listen, all right.
The first tax cut was for the corporations.
They brought down corporate taxes to 21% and they gave a lot of leeway for corporations to write off and certain tax deductions and certain tax exemptions.
And anyway, they incentivized corporations to not only buy capital goods, to extend their operations, to buy extra property, but to hire American folks.
Okay?
This is what the tax cut of Trump's tax cut was.
Now, there was a phase two to that tax cut.
That phase two was supposed to come out once the Republicans took control of the House and the Senate in 2018.
Now, unfortunately, the Democrats took control of the House in 2018.
And once that happened, I knew we were in trouble because I know that the Democrats are so gun-ho to investigate the president, they were going to use every subcommittee and committee in the House's power to investigate the president, his son, his family, his businesses, everything, instead of actually doing the job of governing this country.
And that's what they've been doing.
They have not passed one piece of legislation that has helped America one bit.
They hate Donald Trump so much that they don't even want to negotiate with Donald Trump on a damn infrastructure bill.
And that's something right up the Democrats' alley.
They love spending taxpayer money.
And they don't even want to do that.
Stick your finger in my cornhole, Slayer.
What the hell is that supposed to mean, Owl UVCD?
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean, man.
Knickers, I'm not shut up, asshole, whoever the hell said that.
They made me say that shit.
Anyway, the bottom line is, folks, there should have been a phase two to that tax cut.
The phase two to the tax cut was going to help the folks that got hired during the first phase of the tax cut by the corporate expansion, by corporate investment in America, by corporate investment and employment.
And phase two was going to come when the folks that are employed, they get a personal tax cut, etc.
But we're not going to see that.
We're not going to see that because we have a bunch of bedwetting, four-eyed, freckle-faced, beaten, long-haired liberal fucking Democrat, anti-American scum that dominates the House of Representatives right now, and they refuse to do nothing.
I mean, did you hear the latest bill that they actually passed?
They passed a bill so that young immigrants can have a fast track to legalization of naturalization so they can become citizens.
Oh, I told you, if you're a Democrat in today's America, you're anti-American scum.
You care more about illegal immigrants coming into this country illegally than you do about your own American citizenry, and it makes me sick.
Unfortunately, we're due for a recession in 2020.
That's what I said.
That's going to have a severe impact on Trump's reelection chances as most people only vote based on the economy.
I know that's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying, genius.
All the Dems have to do is run your soiled wheelchair.
You fucking idiot.
Here you are with your fucking wheelchair jokes.
I'm just simply stating this is where the Democrats are going to sabotage the American economy, much like what that commentator from HBO suggested, sabotage the economy so that Trump won't get re-elected.
I mean, this just goes to show you folks, the left hates this country.
They would rather see this country suffer than them not having power.
They're power-hungry, disgusting, soulless, bureaucratic pieces of anti-American scum.
And I'm sick.
I'm sick of Democrats.
Quit saying the N-word, you rap.
I'm not saying the N-word, you idiot.
Sit there and shut your mouth.
All right, sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
I'm shooting pearls to you, morons.
And of course, you idiots don't even care.
For Christ's sake, let's continue going here.
We got turkey taters.
What is this?
My great-great-grandfather fought in WW2.
And while he wasn't involved in the D-Day invasion itself, he did make a note in his journal that if not for those boys on those beaches, he wouldn't have made it far in France.
Damn right.
God bless the greatest generation.
They are the greatest generation.
I mean, what do you call this generation?
Gold Standard Return00:09:34
A bunch of spoiled little brats that are utilizing the fact that they are not being oppressed by an outside force, utilizing it to their advantage so they can be the oppressors.
And that's what I said earlier in the broadcast about the LGBTQ.
They were once being oppressed.
Now that they are the equal, now that they can go out and be prideful and have clubs and do that, they are doing Distilling on his being born kid.
Even as a troll, a firstborn kid is a huge deal.
Oh, yeah.
And to Distilling, keep that kid away.
Yeah, I didn't want to bring that up in the broadcast, but since somebody else did, I do want to say congratulations to Distilling, who had his firstborn son, healthy baby boy.
And I want to say cheers to him.
Thank you very much, man.
And keep the kid away from paint.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to some commodities prices, folks, because like I said, the reason I go over these commodities is to give you an idea of what you're going to be paying for at the pump, at the grocery store, etc.
So let's get to energy right now.
Energy took a little bit of a slight dip because the uncertainty in the Middle East.
At times, it looks as if we're going to have a Middle Eastern conflict, but at times it looks like we're not.
This is one of those times it looks like we're not.
So you're having a comfortable investment community selling off right now.
Let's take a look at WTI Sweet Crude.
WTI is up 15 cents, a percentage increase of 0.29% on the day, closing out WTI at $51.83 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
We've got Brent crude.
It's up 14 cents.
A percentage increase of 0.23%.
Closing out Brent crude at $60.77 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
Gasoline is also up 0.28% on the day.
Natural gas is down 0.13% on the day.
And heating oil is down 0.16%.
Let's take a look at the metals, shall we?
The metals!
Let's take a look at the goddamn metals.
We've got gold.
It's coming down.
But let me tell you, that price, it's starting to go up and up now.
People are starting to recognize a little bit of urgency.
And as I've said, I don't really, I mean, I would buy some gold.
I would put some gold in the portfolio.
But if you want to get more dollar for your investment, as far as I'm concerned, silver is where it's at, in my opinion.
Just in case for a rainy day, once we start seeing a contraction in the stock market, where's everybody going to run to?
They're going to run to the old classic gold and silver.
And now cryptocurrency.
But we'll get to that in a second.
Let's take a look at gold.
It is down today, 70 cents, a percentage increase, or excuse me, a fucking percentage decrease of 0.05%.
Current price for gold is $1,332.90 per troa ounce of gold.
We've got silver.
It's down two cents.
A percentage decrease of 0.14% on the day.
Current price for silver is $14.77 per troa ounce of silver.
Copper, it is up 0.04%.
And platinum is up 0.39%.
Now, people are asking me to explain my opposition for the gold standard.
Let me explain why I don't like the gold standard, okay?
When we had a gold standard, people weren't spending their money.
They were saving their money because your money was literally worth its weight in gold.
And there's only a finite amount of gold.
So if you back the currency with gold, there's not going to be that much currency in circulation.
And if there's not that much currency in circulation and no one is spending the money because it's gold, they're saving it, then wealth opportunities are damn near almost impossible.
Damn near almost impossible, folks.
I mean, do you understand?
Take a look at wealth opportunities pre fiat currency, during the gold standard.
The gold standard limited wealth generating opportunities.
There was no incentive for these folks to spend their money.
What they did was make money, save it.
And when there's no money exchanging hands, folks, there is no economic opportunity.
The more times money exchanges hands in America, in a state, in a municipality, the more opportunity of economics for everyone there is out there.
So I'm just simply stating that's why I am not a fan of a gold standard.
There's only a finite amount of gold, which means it'll only be a finite amount of dollars.
And those dollars are going to be hard to get when people are saving them because they're worth their weight in gold.
I'm just simply stating, I mean, look, you want economic opportunity, all right?
You want economic opportunity.
You have to be able to have money exchanging hands.
And how are you going to do that?
You make sure that the money is not backed by gold, but backed by fiat.
This is exactly why I want to bring back the gold standard.
Jesus Christ.
Look at the cost of college, health care, and housing.
And how it's going to be a good idea.
Hey, hold on.
Those three things you just said.
Price stability.
Those three things you just said.
Hey, bring back gold standard.
The three things you just said.
College, healthcare, and housing.
What are the three constants of those things that keep going?
What are the three constants in those fucking arenas?
The government.
The government pays for government grants for people to go to college.
The government is now in our health care.
They're paying for health care.
The government is now paying for fucking housing notes.
Don't you think there's a correlation?
Whenever the government gets involved in something, that's when the price of everything goes up.
I mean, here you are.
You're blaming the fucking fiat currency and you want the gold standard to come back.
All three of those industries that you just said, all right, is literally fucking government involvement.
Government involvement.
You want to know why college is worth so much?
Why the prices are so bad?
Because of the government grants system.
All you've got to do is come from some, you know, I don't know, impoverished socioeconomic background.
And as long as you graduated whatever pissing ground high school, you can apply to go and get a government grant to go to college.
And lo and behold, you can get yourself into whatever college.
And because those folks are taking the seats of colleges, the colleges only have a limited amount of seats to sell on their own markets.
So as a result, because there's less amount of seats available because of the government being involved in it, that's why you've got everything in college going up and up and up.
All right.
I mean, that's all there is to it.
Healthcare, healthcare costs started going up once we started passing Obamacare.
When we passed Obamacare, I thought that was supposed to take care of healthcare.
I thought that was supposed to bring everything down and it was supposed to be so cheap and bullshit.
Bullshit.
All right.
All right.
Healthcare.
Yeah, soy boy, canary best.
Shut up, asshole.
All right.
Healthcare, government all over it.
And now to get good health care, you've got to spend fucking $6,000 a month to cover your family.
And housing.
Okay, let's take a look at housing.
You want to know why houses are going up?
Take a look at what kind of loans are comprised of these houses being bought.
All right?
You are against the gold standard because it is deflationary and finite, yet you are in favor of crypto coins that are exactly the same.
Yeah?
Hypocrite.
Maybe if you stopped drinking Listerine, you could think straight you crippled homeless balls.
Yeah, but you're seeing, but you're not understanding.
All right.
Cryptocurrency is being accepted by a fraction of the world.
I wouldn't even say a fraction, a fucking millionth of a decimal point of the population of the world.
You see, right now, America's fiat currency, everybody spends a U.S. dollar, no matter where you are in the world, okay?
I mean, our fiat currency is global.
All right.
We aren't there yet with cryptocurrency.
All right.
As a matter of fact, cryptocurrency is an arena where it's wild, wild west.
I mean, everything that's being done right now is innovative.
We don't know what's going to happen next.
And of course, I'm for cryptocurrencies that have less circulation because they're being paired with the U.S. dollar, you dumb fuck.
And if they're being paired with the U.S. dollar, well, then you want less circulation of that cryptocurrency so that the U.S. dollar value goes up, you stupid shithead.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, once again, let me go back to housing since I'm going to answer this idiot's question once again.
Housing, take a look at the loans that are being put out for housing.
They're called FHA loans.
FHA loans are government-backed loans in which somebody just has to throw down 2-3%, 2-3% of the housing value, and the government will give you a goddamn loan for your house.
And because it's that easy to get a house, that's why housing is gone up the roof, you fucking dumbass.
Import More Talent00:03:26
So everything that you just said that because the gold standard was taken away, every industry that you just said that went up was not because the gold standard was taken away, you dumb shit.
It was because government got involved in it.
All right?
Government got involved in it, for heaven's sake.
Jesus Christ, you people are stupid.
No wonder we're fucking falling behind for Christ's sake, man.
Bunch of imbeciles what we got in this country, man.
Grade A imbeciles is what we got in America today.
That's why we have to import the H1B1 Visa people, man, the people at the higher echelon of the pay grades out here.
We ought to import these people because our intellectual capital in America is literally stagnant.
We don't have enough intellectual capital to literally become the innovators and the creators of new tech, of new devices, of new products that are going to solve problems, etc.
Because once these stupid dumb nerds in America today, once they clock in and clock out of their goddamn jobs, are they thinking about other problems to solve?
Are they thinking about other innovations to create on their off time?
No.
They're going to Comic-Con.
They're dressing up in cosplay.
They're waxing their character cartoons.
They're playing fucking video games.
And this is why we need to import the talent, H-1B1.
We got to import the talent.
We don't have the intellectual talent anymore, man.
I mean, I'm not joking around.
You want to know what the modern day American scientist looks like?
Take a look at the Big Bang theory.
Take a look at the Big Bang theory.
A bunch of superficial, dumbass jerks that don't invent shit from Shinola and just sit around prancing around that they're so goddamn educated in their off time.
They're out here buying cosplay to go to the next goddamn My Little Pony show, for fuck's sake.
So I'm just saying, all right, this is why we're in a situation here, and that's why we need to import more Japs, more Indians, you know, more people that are of a certain pay grade.
We need to bring them in here because our intellectual capital sucks the chrome off of a 57 Chevy bumper, okay?
I'm not even kidding.
I'm ashamed of the generations previous to me.
I am ashamed of them.
I mean, they are completely useless.
All right.
I'm not even kidding around.
Completely fucking useless.
Anyway, let's get to the goddamn agriculture.
All right.
We got grains going on.
Corn is down 0.12%.
Wheat is up 0.71%.
Oats is down 0.51%.
Rough rice is up 0.09%.
What is this?
Knockout entertainment.
Best solution in America.
That would be the greatest solution in America.
Knockout entertainment.
But just imagine, dude, all these fucked up autists and these Asperger idiots.
I mean, if they don't have their video games, if they don't have their internet, if they don't have their sick-ass cartoons, they're going to go fucking nuts.
They're going to go fucking nuts.
And they're probably going to start hurting themselves.
They're going to hurt their families.
They're going to hurt other people in their neighborhoods.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
I mean, take a look at these Aspy Asperger autist kids that are killing their parents because they're telling them to go clean their room.
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Did you hear about that one?
Huh?
Did you hear about that one fucking autist kid that killed his grandma because she told him to go clean his fucking room?
Ah!
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is this, Dime Fat Daryl?
Do you really believe that Pajitan Japanese engineers aren't neckbeards and weeboos too?
Well, yeah, but they ain't going to be able to do that with an H-1B one, baby, until they have made enough capital to buy their way into being a legitimate citizen.
And by that time, they'd realize that, man, I ain't got time to be no weeb.
I'm going out here.
I'm buying big ass houses.
I'm getting me a badass, big-titted blonde wife.
I mean, you understand?
They get the game.
Unlike you fucking neckbeards in this country, man, they're not going to be subjected to being like, oh, you know what?
I've got a lot of money.
And you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to buy this ultra fucking badass vinyl suit.
People like myself that work 48 plus hours a week shouldn't have to suffer because a majority of the population isn't motivated.
I agree.
Balls, I completely fucking agree with that.
There should be no reason why people that work their asses off, all right, should suffer because the majority of the population think that they're better than what they really are.
All right, that they're not wage cucks.
That's the worst fucking idea.
That's the worst term I've ever heard in my life.
A wage cuck.
All right, what's the alternative to that?
What are y'all doing to suffice yourself?
You're living with your fucking mom underneath her fucking skirt.
Fucking wage cuck.
You're a mother cuck.
That's what the hell you are.
What the hell?
Granny Anal Smasher 9000.
Go shove it up your ass if you're talking about my granny boy.
You understand that?
You better shove it up, you goddamn clogged up pooper if you're going to be talking about my granny, you piece of shit.
All right, listen.
I'm just simply stating, folks, that, you know, we need to realize that we got a serious social problem on our hands.
And we have to thank dumbass parents, because I'm going to be honest with you.
I know that many of you love your parents because you think they're the greatest, because they gave you everything.
But the reason that they're bad parents is because they're giving you everything.
And let me explain, okay?
Many of these parents had you out of selfishness.
All right.
That's just the bottom line.
They got you out of ghost wage cucking it.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
All right.
I'm not wage cucking anything, you stupid idiot.
All right.
I'm giving out wages, if anything, all right?
All right.
I'm not wage cucking anything.
Anyway, listen, all I'm simply stating is your parents, you people that are Asperger's, Aspie, ADHD, all that shit, your parents did not want to take care of you.
You act like Pajites and Chinks don't get absorbed in shitty Bollywood movies and anime when they're not on the clock.
You are out of your depth, you homeless cripple.
Oh, I'm out of my depth.
That's why we have so much intellectual capital in America, right?
Wheelchair symbol, All right, shut your stupid mouth.
All right, shut up.
This is very important to these damn aspies and these autists out here.
The reason you got diagnosed with this, the reason, even if you're not an Aspie or autist, even if you're somebody who has been put on ADHD on, you know, whatever, any kind of psychotropic drug, okay?
That's your parents' fault.
That's your fucking parents' fault because they didn't want to be a parent.
They didn't realize that when you had a kid, it's a ball of fucking energy.
It's going to be going up and down, up and down, and you've got to take care of it.
You've got to be a parent and take care of your child.
Instead, they heard from their friends that, oh my God, my child was the same way until I took them to Dr. Psychotropic.
And Dr. Psychotropic diagnosed them with ADHD or autism or Asperger's and gave them a couple of pills.
And guess what?
Billy just sits there in front of the TV and doesn't move for exactly six to seven hours.
And me and the husband, we can go out.
It's great.
We can go back to happy hour.
We can go back to eating dinner again, etc., etc.
I'm not even kidding.
All right.
And that's literally what you all have been pushed on.
You've been pushed to the psychological, psychiatric arena because your stupid, dumb fucking parents didn't want to be parents.
I mean, it's as simple as that.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
I'm serious.
I'm not even joking.
You know, it's funny that you never see this autist or Asperger problem in the third world.
Haven't you noticed that?
You don't ever hear about this in Africa.
Got it out of the way out of the way.
You want to know why?
Because they're too busy worrying about where their next meal is going to fucking be.
That's why.
All right.
You never hear about this shit.
And I'm sick of it.
All right.
I'm sick and tired of hearing about him.
All right.
Grow the fuck up, you stupid little brats.
All right.
I don't feel sorry for you.
All right.
You know who I feel sorry for?
I feel sorry for mentally handicapped people.
I'm talking about folks that are really mentally challenged, Down syndrome.
And you know the difference between Down syndrome folk and Asperger and autist folk?
Folks that have Down syndrome actually want to be independent.
They don't want to continue to be coddled with and they don't want to be talked to in a condescending manner.
They want to be independent.
They want to make their own money.
They want to have their own place, etc.
Unlike the autists and Aspergers.
Oh, they love the attention, dude.
Oh, my God.
I'm retarded.
Oh, Billy, are you okay?
Yeah, I don't know what I'm doing.
It's okay, Billy.
Come on over here and let me give you a hug, Billy.
You want a video game?
Will that make you shut the fuck up, Billy?
And I don't have to deal with you?
Huh?
Can you want to go in front of a video game, Billy?
Because I really don't want to fucking deal with you.
You're half a tard.
I don't want to deal with you, Billy.
Ah, yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Engineers down syndrome.
Let's shut up about the nobody's talking about the engineer here, right?
Wage waggy get in KG.
All day long you sweat and raggy.
Neat is comfy.
Neat is cool.
Yeah, until we start making soil and green out of you stupid people.
It's going to be all fun and games.
It's going to be all fun and games until we start making fucking soil and green out of you stupid people.
I'm not even kidding, man.
You people are idiots.
All right.
I have neat bucks.
I have this.
Yank it, gank it.
Yeah, right.
I feel sorry for nobody in this country.
This is why everybody hates America.
This is why everybody hates America.
And you know what?
Sometimes I don't blame them.
I don't blame them for Christ's sake.
80% of the world lives on barely two bucks a day.
And meanwhile, you got idiots over here talking about neat bucks.
And I want $1,000 a month because I'm alive and all this other crap.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
I feel sorry for none of you people.
All right?
All right.
I don't feel sorry for none of you people for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
I'm without it.
I need money.
I'm going to get.
Even though you know how to play a video game, even though you're on the internet, you know the internet very well.
Huh?
You know every.
No, I'm retarded.
I need neat bucks.
That's what I need.
I need neat bucks.
Fuck you.
Pieces of trash.
All right.
And look, every time I talk about this, I hear these people in the chat room.
Oh, here he goes again because you know I'm talking about you, you fucking idiot.
Why don't you go out and stake your own fucking claim?
You're a fucking loser if you're over 21 years old and still living with your fucking mammy.
You're fucking sitting there playing a damn video game when you could be going out there playing the game of life and building up your bank account, building up your net worth.
But of course you won't.
You won't do it because you're too fucking lazy to.
And we live in a world where, oh, oh, no, that's my perception.
That's my reality.
Let's have another war for fuck's sake, dude.
I'm not kidding around, man.
All right.
Let's have another fucking war for Christ's sake.
Oh, oh, oh, look at the Asperger's.
Didn't Bill Gates and Albert Einstein and Steve Jobs have Asperger's though?
Who in the fuck said that?
Who in the fuck said that?
Who in the fuck said that shit?
Oh, Bill Gates and Albert Einstein and Steve Jobs had Asperger's.
Is that what they're fucking teaching you in school, people?
Is that what they're fucking teaching you in school for fuck's sake?
Or is that what they're telling you in Aspy school, huh?
Is that what they're telling you?
Hey, don't worry, Billy.
You might be Asperger, but guess what?
Bill Gates was Asperger's.
Huh?
How you like that?
Bill Gates is Asperger's.
Steve Jobs is Asperger's.
Huh?
Albert Einstein was Asperger's.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, what a fucking joke, dude.
What a fucking joke.
What a fucking joke.
I mean, I almost want to end the fucking show for Christ's sake.
If this is what you people believe, if this is what you people believe, I don't, I mean, what the fuck am I doing here?
I mean, you idiots think that you deserve neat bucks because you're half a tard that's breathing for Christ's sake.
Christ, give me a fucking beer.
I have to.
I'm sorry.
I mean, just dealing with you people makes me want to be inebriated just so that I can have some kind of contentment for Christ's sake.
Let me get some fucking beer, man.
Let me get some more, man.
For Christ's sake.
Good on YouTube for demonetizing Crowder.
Too bad he didn't eat a Bantu.
Also sorry for not turning in earlier.
Look at the evil mirror over here.
You're classic leftist.
You're classic leftist over here.
Look, I don't understand why Steven Crowder even got demonetized.
I don't even understand why he even caught the attention of YouTube.
I thought Steven Crowder was half gay from where I'm standing, and now they're trying to call him out to be a homophobe.
I'm not even a fan of Steven Crowder.
I think Steven Crowder, in my opinion, is a fruity ass bastard, but I don't think he should be banned.
Ghost, bro.
I'm trying to become a professional streamer just like you.
I'm going to stay inside all day, too, and live stream me playing video games.
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I'm trying to bring in the sheckles like that.
If you can do it, more power to you, dude.
I mean, you know, if you're fucking, if you're going to be a good gaming streamer, more power to you.
I'm not saying that you can't do it.
Anybody can do it.
Just got to do it.
And, you know, got to get enough people to watch it.
It's how it is.
But I'm going to tell you something, Weena, you probably have the personality of sandpaper.
And the reason I say that is just by the trolls that you do.
They're so fucking cringy.
I can only imagine what kind of a fucking stupid human being you are.
So I don't think that you'd be very fucking popular if you want my opinion.
And not to mention, you know, you know a lot about gay music and gay drugs and stuff.
So I don't, I don't think people are going to want to play that.
That's all I'm saying.
All right.
What is this?
A message to new fags.
Newfags, can you do us all a favor?
Please rent a generator.
Run it inside your house while it's...
Don't do that, dude.
Don't do that.
Don't listen to that idiot.
He's trying to kill you by doing that for Christ.
As a matter of fact, somebody in San Antonio recently died because this idiot decided to run a generator inside his house and killed himself and his two daughters.
So yeah, that's, yeah, that's great, you idiot.
All right.
That's great.
And by the way, let me get to the last part of the last part of the agriculture commodities here.
I think we're at rough rice.
It was up 0.09%.
Soybean is down 0.66%.
Soybean oil is down 0.26%.
Canola is down 0.27%.
Let's get to the soft, shall we?
Cocoa, the base for chocolate, it is up 1.74% on the day.
Coffee, good God, it is down today.
6.20% decrease on the day for coffee.
Sugar, sugar is down 1.69%.
Orange juice is finally starting to come down.
It is down 4.42% decrease on the day.
Cotton is down 1.48% on the day.
Lumber is down 1.52% on the day.
Rubber is up 0.36%.
Hopefully that means that we're starting to see safer sex out in the gay community.
We've got ethanol.
It is down 2.83%.
And livestock, it is up.
Or excuse me, most of it is up.
Live cattle is up 0.60%.
Cattle feeder is up 1.46%.
And I do want to say to everybody out there, right before I get to the damn lean hogs, I want to let everybody know we got to get this hambone movement back up and running, baby.
All right.
Whenever you fucking see a fat, jelly ass Snorlax, I'm talking about a fat, gigantic, back tit, celluloid, dripping off their ass type of a human being.
I'm talking about these sons of bitches that go to the damn corner store or go to the shopping mall or go to the damn grocery store in a damn hover round.
All you've got to do is just pass by these sons of bitches.
I'm not telling you to confront them.
I'm not telling you to harass them.
I'm just saying, walk by them.
Just walk by them and go, hambo.
That's it.
That's as simple as that, baby.
All right.
We got to inspire some of these fat fucks.
We got to inspire them to put the fucking fork down for about five minutes.
And we can do that if every one of us just goes by them and just says, Hambo, fat, greasy ass, smelly ass, stinking hambo.
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We need to bring back the hambone movement.
That's all I'm saying.
Anyway, lean hog, it is up 0.55%.
And that concludes the stock market analysis from the ghost show at this point in time.
Anyway, let's get to some cryptocurrencies.
Now, cryptocurrency did take a little bit of a contraction.
Why that is, folks?
Because we're starting to see increases in the stock market.
We're starting to see that correlation as the stock market goes up.
We start seeing contractions in the cryptocurrency market.
Once again, why?
Because we have stock platforms that are integrating cryptocurrency trading, and that's why you're starting to see this, folks.
So anyway, right now, the entire cryptocurrency market is $251 billion in market capitalization for the entire cryptocurrency market.
$251 billion.
Let's go ahead and take a look at some of these cryptos, okay?
Bitcoin, it took a big dip.
I don't know if you saw that, but it's gone up since then.
It is up 0.47%.
Current price for Bitcoin, BTC, is $7,878.36 per Bitcoin.
We've got Ethereum continues to go up.
And the reason it's going up is because a lot of institutional stock investors are actually out here hooking it up with some of this goddamn Ethereum, believe it or not.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
And I don't get it.
I don't understand it.
I'm not a big fan of Ethereum.
But of course, it was number two in the cryptocurrency blockchain arena.
And as a result, baby, I mean, this is why we're seeing increases in Ethereum.
Let's go ahead and take a look at it.
Eth, it is up 2.15%.
Current price for Ethereum is $248.74 per Ethereum.
Bitcoin Cash, B CH, is the symbol, BCH.
Bitcoin Cash is up 3.16%.
Current price for Bitcoin Cash, $401.64 per Bitcoin Cash.
We've got Litecoin.
LTC is the symbol.
What is this?
Love my coffee mug.
You should make different designs with different mottos, you say.
Like a beer glass that says more beer.
Well, you know what?
I'll get to that.
As a matter of fact, be on the lookout for that.
That's a good idea.
I need to make some merch.
I haven't.
I just look.
That's not important for me right now.
That's not soiled shekels.
All right.
Shove it up your ass.
If you want to go look for merch, I do have a merchandise website up and running.
You type in your browser right now, ghost.markets.
Ghost.markets.
Remember to flag the show and play as many media share clips of big companies.
Shut up, Evil Mirror.
All right.
Now, once again, ghost.market is where to get some the current merch.
I'm going to add merch to that.
I'm going to add something related to the troll show.
I'm going to add something related.
Yeah, we're going to do some stuff.
All right.
We're going to do some stuff.
So anyway, just be on the lookout for that.
Anyway, Litecoin, symbol LTC, market cap, or excuse me, the change in 24 hours is 2.34%.
Current price for Litecoin, $105.37 per Litecoin.
Bitcoin SV finally starting to take a little bit of a step back.
It is down 5.85% decrease.
Current price for Bitcoin SV, symbol BSV.
Current price, $215.18 per Bitcoin SV.
Let's go to Monero.
Now, did you hear the news on Monero?
Monero may be on its way down, to say the least.
On its way down, because we're hearing that it is a 51% attack on the mining of Monero.
And, you know, read up on it.
I want to be completely honest.
It's starting to make me hesitant on Monero at this point in time.
So take a read on it.
I don't really want to go over it at this point in time.
Sell the ghost show thongs.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, Monero XMR is the symbol.
It is up, though, 0.33%.
Current price for Monero is $85.86 per Monero.
Dash, you know, I've always loved Dash, not only because of the circulation, but because of the acceptance that it's having worldwide, especially out in South America, to say the least.
Sell wheelchair merch.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Sell wheelchair merch.
Oh my God.
Anyway, Dash, it is up 1.69%.
Current price for Dash is $148.69 per Dash.
Sell wheelchair merch, you sick bastards.
Ethereum Classic, it is down today 0.87%.
Symbol is ETC.
And current price for Ethereum Classic is $8.15 per Ethereum Classic.
Zcash, I'm telling everybody I like Zcash.
It's got a privacy component, low circulation, lots of investment backing it up.
About to be a hard fork.
So everybody be on the lookout for that one, okay, folks?
They've extended the hard fork on this one.
But when it happens, you know that's going to be a pump up.
I wouldn't be surprised to see this up over $100 by the time that the hard fork actually comes into fluition.
So take a look at this one, symbol ZEC.
Current, actually in the past 24 hours, it has gone up 2.84%.
Current price for Zcash is $81.28 per Zcash, baby.
All right, let's go ahead and take a look at fucking Dogecoin.
Listen, you idiots that are out here telling me to cover Dogecoin, you're a bunch of stupid morons.
Dogecoin is the reason why the internet is a fucking joke.
All right.
I mean, don't you idiots understand that it's never going to stop mining itself?
It's going to have an unlimited amount of supply, you idiot.
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All right?
For Christ's sake.
And for you idiots to be like, you know what, cover Dogecoin.
It's so great.
And yay.
And you know how it is, dude.
And yay, Dogecoin.
You are the reason why this fucking internet is so fucked up.
All right.
And I'm not covering.
I'm not covering that shit.
As a matter of fact, you people, since you keep talking about Dogecoin this and Dogecoin that, I'm going to stop covering the markets altogether.
I'm done.
Stick a fork in me.
I'm done.
I got a bunch of Dogecoin lovers in the chat room for Christ's sake.
I'm done.
Oh, my God, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm trying to talk a little bit about Pride Month over here.
And you people are just being a bunch of fucking butt monkeys for Christ's sake.
I'm trying to shoot some pearls at you so that you maybe you can make some fucking coin in this market, but do you care?
No.
Jesus Christ.
Give me my freaking beer.
I want to be honest with you.
I had a lot of hot wings before I came onto the show and I'm thirsty as hell.
I am parched, boy.
I am parched, boy.
Anyway, I want to get into more about Pride Month, okay?
Because I want to reiterate once again, okay, that pride, LGBTQ, is nothing more than a sexual act.
And as I stated, how can a sexual act become an identity?
I mean, wouldn't this be rather bizarre if this type of application was applied to everybody?
Like instead of looking at a woman and saying, look, that's a woman over there.
No, that's a woman who likes getting gangbanged and setting him up on Craigslist, huh?
Hey, look, that's Bob over there.
Hi, Bob.
No, that's a cuckoo connoisseur that goes into the black ghettos, getting gangs of black guys to ream his wife out while he's in the fucking back of a goddamn lampshade jerking off to it.
All right.
I mean, give me a break.
All right.
Give me a damn break, man.
I mean, how can this apply to the LGBTQ, man?
Dime Fat Daryl, any thoughts on BitTorrent coin?
I don't have any thoughts on that right now, dude.
I'm just simply stating, folks, I mean, a sexual act is not an identity, all right?
And I'm tired of the LGBTQ claiming that because they like it, you know, where the sun don't shine, because they like to play the flesh flute, because they like the pink taco, because they like mashing their faces into meat wallets.
I mean, all of a sudden, that's an identity.
That's an identity for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I don't understand.
That's not an identity.
That's a sexual act, okay?
All right.
People should know the first thing about you is how you like to fuck.
Because that's what LGBTQ is, folks.
It's how you like to fuck.
All right.
It's not an identity.
And by the way, if you happen to be gay and you're male on mail gay, do you understand that you're literally putting your pennice in the holiest of holies where escrement comes out?
So the least you could do is protect yourself in that arena.
But for whatever reason, however much pride the LGBTQ has, they don't like protection.
They don't like condoms.
They don't like protected sex.
This is notorious in the gay community.
I mean, all I've got to do, go search for a YouTube documentary about this called Gift Giver.
Because that's what they call a person with HIV who poses an egg hole.
That's what they call them.
They call them a gift giver.
Take a look at that documentary and you will see exactly what I'm talking about, folks.
Okay.
How much pride is that?
Shouldn't pride be, shouldn't pride be something like, hey, we need to protect our community.
We need to protect our community.
I mean, you understand, folks, what gay is.
Let me explain to you the technicality of what being a homosexual man is.
This is literally what it is.
And if you're claiming this is your identity, well, then this is your identity, okay?
You're either a bottom who spreads their ass cheeks out and waits to be penetrated by a pennis.
And that pennis either needs to be lubricated with a water-based lubricant or they spit roast your ass.
And if you don't know what the hell that is, you need to go look that up for yourself.
Spit roast your ass and then goes in there.
And as penetration happens between the pennis and the stinker, the friction, the friction from every pump of that pennis going into that anus, the friction of it causes abrasions.
And because there's fecal matter and abrasions open, that's how AIDS is transmitted, okay?
Besmirch the merch.
Go shove it up your ass.
More detail, please.
I'm giving you explicit detail.
That's how you get HIV AIDS is the friction.
You know, like here, here, put your, you know how the so-called white power symbol, the okay symbol.
Make a hole with your finger and your thumb.
Make a hole with your finger and your thumb and put your dry finger of your other finger in there.
And this is how it is.
Listen, listen.
You hear that?
A lot of friction there.
All right, a lot of damn friction there.
But if you spit roast that hole, you spit roast that hole, all of a sudden, you see, that's a little better.
But it's eventually going to dry up.
And eventually you're going to have to have some abrasions on the side of your pennis and abrasions either inside or outside of the anus.
And those abrasions, because there's fecal matter involved, it's an ass.
Remember, it's an ass.
Because the fecal matter involved gets exchanged with the abrasions, that's how you transmit HIV AIDS.
And that's gay sex, folks.
All right.
That's how it is.
That's gay sex.
Surprise!
Butt sex!
That's what it is, folks.
So once again, happy Pride Day for everybody.
Happy Pride Month to everybody out there because that's what they're taking pride in.
All right?
Happy Weeping Widow Wednesday, y'all.
Yeah, shove it up your ass.
All right.
Shove it up your ass.
Lick your butthole, ghost.
You are getting me all hot, hard, and horny.
Oh, Christ.
Can I lick the baking bits off your cheese hole?
Oh, my God.
I am glad you are covering Bitcoin SV.
Yeah, well, shit.
It is the original Bitcoin and actually works properly unlike BTC.
Craig Wright, who thinks he's a bad person.
He is a major capitalist.
As a matter of fact, Popeye, Dr. supposed Craig Wright is patenting this particular source code of Bitcoin SV.
And that's why you have Bitcoin SV going up.
Because there's some level of proprietary ownership as it relates to Bitcoin SV.
And it's really making a lot of investors feel funny in the pants, to say the least.
All right.
Ghost teaching sodomy, hey, I'm celebrating Pride Month.
What the hell are you talking about?
I'm celebrating Pride Month for Christ's sake.
All right.
Pornographic Material00:08:41
I mean, all I'm saying is that if you want to be identified as a sexual act as your identity, that's what the sexual act is.
That's what the sexual act is, gay host asshole.
I mean, listen, if we were verbally explicit like this to the children, to everybody who out there that thinks that gay is cool, maybe they'd think twice about being gay.
Maybe, but then again, I'm going to be completely honest.
You want to know why I think there's a humongous influx of homosexuals in males in Western civilization today?
I'm going to be completely honest, okay?
I think that because we have this big disconnect between men and women in today's Western civilization, women claiming that they want to be independent and they want to be feminist and they want this and they want that.
They're not giving it up as easy anymore.
All right.
They're, you know, trying to preserve the pussy, for lack of a better term, preserve the pussy.
They're putting their own pussy on a pedestal.
And as a result, it's a lot harder for your average everyday male schmuck in America to get themselves a piece of puss, to say the least.
All right.
So with that being said, what are they doing?
They are anesthesizing themselves with pornographic material.
All right.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Fuck me.
Ghost Daddy.
Shut up, you pervert.
I'm making serious statements here.
All right.
Males today are anesthesizing themselves with massive amounts of pornographic material.
They're waxing their carrots to this stuff.
And look, folks, there is an unlimited supply of freaky ass goddamn pornographic material.
And here you've got these guys who've never been with a woman before.
They're looking at all the sexual deviant behavior.
They're waxing their carrot to it, but they can never apply what they see in the pornographic material to an actual woman.
They can't even score with a woman, for Christ's sake.
So as a result, this is what's happening, okay?
At some point, these men with pent-up jism that have been anesthesized with all kinds of pornographic material of every kind of kinky fucking sexual deviant flavor of pornographic material.
And these people are waxing their carrots to it.
They're like, I wish I could do that to somebody.
I wish I could do that to a woman.
I wish I can make a woman go and all that crap.
They're thinking about this while they're waxing their carrot.
And then they realize that, look, wait a minute.
If I just like close my eyes and pretend that the dude is a chick, I can download some fucking application on my phone and get a gay to do all the sexual deviant behaviors that I see on a pornographic material.
I can get a gay to do this without having to spend a dime and have them over here within 20 minutes to a half hour.
All right.
And that's why you're having a whole bunch of gentlemen out here turning homosexuals because now all they got to do is go on a goddamn Grindr app.
All right.
Get themselves a gay out here.
They'll arrive at their doorstep within 30 minutes and they can practice any sexual deviant behavior they want to on a willing and wanting gay.
Okay?
And that's why you got a lot of gays going on out here.
I'm not joking.
Guys are really starting to realize like dude.
I just want to get off dude.
You know, I just want, I just want a third party to ejaculate my penis in some kind of an exotic capacity.
That's all I want.
And I don't, I mean, what do I have to do?
Do I have to whine and dine some dunce?
I've got to take some woman out to eat.
I got to take them to the movies.
I got to romance them.
I got to open up their fucking door.
I got to sit here and pick them up.
I mean, I don't want to do that.
All I've got to do now, if I want my sexual gratifications gratified, is just go on to some kind of an application like Grindr and then look for some willing gay that travels, of course, and that is HIV negative, even though they're going to lie about it.
They have to be HIV negative.
They can come over to my house and I can fulfill every sexual deviant behavior on this gay without having to spend one penny on them.
Hmm.
Let me see.
And this is why you have a plethora of gays in this country and in Western civilization, folks.
It's the utter truth.
If you don't believe me, I mean, just for research purposes, download Grinder on your phone and take a look at how many people are on there looking for instant sexual gratification.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm not even joking around.
And this is why you've got so many males turning gay out here.
They're turning gay.
They're turning gay because it's like, you know, all I want to do is just gag somebody into the point where I ejaculate down their throat.
I mean, I don't really want to whine and dine some woman to do this.
I don't want to have to buy them things.
And all I have to do is just get a gay.
You know, you just got to get a gay going on and the gay will be happy.
You know what the gay's prize is?
The gay's prize is your ejaculation, dude.
That's the gay's prize.
That's what they work for, dude.
They work for, I mean, I'm not, anyway, dude, I'm just.
I'm just trying to tell you my postulation of why we have so many gays for Christ's sake, all right?
That's why we have so many goddamn gays for Christ's sake.
And, you know, it's, you know, it's a little bit of the women's fault.
You know, it's a little bit of the women's fault out here, okay?
Now, I want to be honest with you, I don't think it's that hard to pick up women.
But at the same time, for many of you people that don't know how to communicate very well, I'm pretty sure it's kind of hard.
And it really isn't hard for me.
I've never had to pay for sex or anything of that nature.
Finnish markets are in choke.
Sodomy killed the internet, czar.
What the hell are you talking about, Spermy the Ghost?
Look, I'm telling you the truth.
I'm telling you the truth.
That's why there's so many gay people out here.
They're gay out of necessity.
And by the time they already fulfilled the, like, look, once they had their first gay experience, they're like, hey, I can do this.
I don't want to spend money on bitches.
You're absolutely right.
Most people won't admit it.
Yet more and more men are having sex with traps.
I told you.
Women today have massive egos and expect the world, but get away from the badge.
What did I tell you right here?
I told you.
Traps know how to treat a man.
The downside is when they want to get off too.
That's what I'm telling you, Trap Hunter.
You see, that Trap Hunter right here is telling you.
Telling you right here.
But look, I'm going to be honest with you.
You want to have sex.
If you're a man, you should want to have sex with a woman.
You should want to have sex with a woman.
My name is Paco.
I work at Taco.
I make two pesos a day.
I go to Lucy.
She give me pussy.
She take my pesos away.
Olay.
Shout out to Greeny Ghost.
Shut up, Paco.
All right.
Now, listen, I want to be completely honest.
You want to have sex with a woman.
Because I'm telling you, a woman will let you know right away whether or not you're sexually gratifying her or not.
All right?
Everyone Dogecoin just went to green as up.
Ignore ghosts and buy Doge.
Shut up.
Stop.
All right.
Doesn't suck.
Bicepface, left finger flexed biceps.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up for Christ's sake, man.
And the reason I'm saying that, folks, is because, man, I'm telling you, when you have literally screwed a woman to the point where she is like, she can't even keep her eyes open.
She's, you know what I'm saying?
To the point where there's all kinds of juices dripping off of her Vijay J, the whole nine yards.
I mean, there's something to look at.
I mean, seriously, right after you're finished, you look at this like half-dead woman in your bed and you're like, yeah, you see that?
Huh?
You see that?
Who the hell can give you 280 pounds of jackhammer ass like this man right here?
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I'm not joking.
It's like, well, what did Frank Sinatra say?
Huh?
Huh?
She's in the clouds now.
You're in control now.
You're making whoopee.
Remember that?
Whatever happened to that shit, huh?
Whatever happened to that shit?
She's in the clouds now.
You're in control now.
You're making whoopee.
Man Thing To Say00:15:53
Anyway, all right, look, I'm sorry, folks.
I'm just trying to tell you.
I'm trying to tell you things that no men are going to tell you.
I'm trying to teach some of you gentlemen how to be a real man out here, all right?
Trying to teach some of you fucking gentlemen how to be a real man to flex nuts out here, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Instead of having to go to the gay alternative.
Now, listen, if you're going to go to the gay alternative, well, by all means, that's your right to do so.
But I'm trying to tell you, women are not that hard to get, dude.
They're not, they're very easy.
All women are looking for is a good time with a real man.
That's all.
They just want a good time with a real man.
They don't like soy boys.
And the only reason that they're getting with soy boys nowadays is because they know they can marry a soy boy while getting blacked by a gangload of black guys while this son of a bitch is in the corner somewhere putting a vibrator in his shit funnel.
That's the only reason why you've got these women that are goddamn marrying soy boys.
There is some kind of an agreement with these sons of bitches.
You know it and I know it.
All right.
All right.
Now let's go ahead and get to some of these 15 buckers up in here because I know we've got a few of them and I know that people have donated 15 bucks so that they can obligate me to watch their YouTube video.
So let's go ahead and go to the first one here so we can get them over with so we can continue on with the show.
Hold on a second.
This is some kind of an accident here.
Hold on.
I want to make sure this isn't some bad gory accident here because the last thing that we need.
Pookah dude.
$25 get out of jail free card.
All right, Sheckle Horror.
Oh, fuck you, Puka.
Might as well throw in a YouTube link, too.
It's a pro-capitalism song you'll like.
All right, well, I'll take you out in a second, Puka Dude.
I'm just making sure that this isn't some sick.
Hold on just a second.
What the hell happened?
I don't understand what happened to this guy.
Hold on.
What the hell?
Oh, man.
What the hell happened?
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus, dude.
I mean, why in the hell would you show this, dude?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
All right, look.
There's like 2 million hits on this thing, so I guess it's okay, but viewer discretion is advised.
This is by Hockey Night in America.
I guess this guy gets his throat cut by a damn ski or something or some.
I don't know.
Let's go ahead and take a look at it.
All right.
What is this?
This is horrible.
I mean, this is...
I really don't want...
It's coming here in second here.
What's the goal?
Oh!
And then he just starts bleeding.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
All right, that's enough.
That's enough for Christ's sake.
That's horrible.
That's horrible for fuck's sake, man.
I mean, look, the only reason I like hockey is they occasionally fight, but that's about it.
That was, dude, that was horrible.
All right?
That was just disgusting for Christ's sake.
I'm sorry, folks.
I had to do it because there's almost 3 million hits on this damn thing.
Anyway, before I move on, I got to bail out Puka Dude because he donated 25 buckers.
And listen, you know why you got banned, Puka Dude.
Don't be fucking doxing any people.
All right.
Even though you didn't throw a full-fledged dox about anybody, you were still trying to dox people.
I don't appreciate that.
I don't care who it is.
All right.
We're not doing that shit here.
All right, Puka, dude.
And that goes for everybody else.
We're not doing that shit here.
All right.
This is not.
We're not doing that.
And I want to make that abundantly clear to all you sons of bitches before you start thinking that you're some big billy badass and you're going to go out here and start doing that type of thing.
We're not doing it.
We're not doing it.
All right, Puka dude.
You're out of there for a 25 bucker for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Let's get to the second YouTube video.
All right.
The 15 bucker.
Once again, who is this?
Derby378 donated 15 bucks to obligate me to watch this YouTube video.
Let's go ahead and see what Derby 38 is saying.
Well, hold on.
What is this?
Oh, no.
Oh, man.
Are you really going to do this during Pride Month?
Are you really going to do this during Pride Month?
Let's go ahead and take a look at Derby378's video.
He requested this 15 bucker.
go ahead and play it.
Oh my God.
Are you kidding me?
Misappropriate.
Hold on.
Misappropriate, gender, misappropriating people.
Oh, no sound.
No fucking dead air.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Hold on.
Let me do this again.
I don't understand why this shit does this, dude.
I really don't.
But it's really stupid.
I got to disable something and then re-enable something.
It's fucking dumb.
But anyway, you got to do what you got to do.
The show must go on.
Here we go.
We're back.
You should be able to hear it now.
Let's hear it one more again.
This is by Derby378.
One Mogan.
So I thought I'd explain why intentionally misgendering trans people is an act of violence.
Misgendering trans people is an act of violence.
Alright, we get it.
Did this tranny really mean that misgendering people is an act of violence?
Are you fucking kidding me for Christ's sake?
Oh my God.
That's such a man thing to say.
That's such a man thing to say.
That's an act of violence now?
That's an act of violence?
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
Weena.
Oh, yeah.
Here's Weena on actual.
What the hell is this supposed to be, Weena, you piece of shit?
All right, you're a freaking fruity ass bastard.
That's what you are.
You're a fruity ass.
What is this?
All right.
Oh, no.
Fucking Weena, dude.
Look, it's bad enough that you donate these goddamn 15 buckers obligating me for these YouTube videos of you and your gay music.
Of you of your, I mean, how does your gay music go?
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants.
All that shit.
I mean, and now you're doing this shit?
Jesus Christ.
Fucking musical blasphemy.
Go ahead.
Put it on for Christ.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!
Sailing into destiny.
Closer to the heart.
THIS IS FUCKING RUSH IN PANTERA!
FOOTY ASK RUSH IN PANTERA!
Thanks.
There is no salvation outside the cat picture.
Don't outside of the dogs.
SS- SPX gang represent ghost become Catholic or tongue Satan's anus for eternity.
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
Ho, wait a minute, become Catholic or tongue Satan's anus.
Cheers to you, son.
D-I-S-T-I-L-L-I-N-G.
Hey, distilling in the house.
All right, hold on.
Let me listen to the rest of Weena's before he starts bitching like he's got a fucking prolapsed anus.
Let's go ahead and take a listen to the last part of Weina's musical blasphemy and his mockery of Pantera.
Closer to your heart.
Closer to your Whoa You know, I'm really sick and tired of you idiots making fun of Pantera, dude.
Especially you, Weena.
All right.
You've got fucking music that sounds like it just popped out of the anus of a fucking RuPaul.
I'm not even joking around, man.
It sounds like fucking something you'd be voguing to.
Vogue?
Vogue?
Shantae.
Shanta.
Shantae.
All right.
Who is this?
Marshall Burnsey.
Right?
Marshall Burnsey.
I think that's it.
Marshall Burnsey is the next person that donated the 15 buckers obligating me to listen to some YouTube video.
Let's go ahead and see what Marshall Burnsey has to say with this crap.
What is this?
Wow.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Jesus Christ, hold on.
We got a fucking cartoon or something.
We got a cartoon or something by Marshall Burnsey, for Christ's sake.
All right, let's go ahead and put the damn PC shot on.
What is this?
Wow, this is some really dang shit that you've got here, Philbert.
Where did you get this shit anyway?
I found it in the bottom of Heffer's underwear drawer.
Oh, dude, come on.
Well, still dang shit nonetheless.
Hey, when did our stash go?
I'm not sure.
Well, you know, I think Spunky's gone missing, too.
Well, why don't we go check with the dickheads next door?
Yeah, you know, that's probably a pretty good idea.
Maybe they'll know what happened to my mare, Joanna.
Well, hi, Yarocco.
We were just buying some of that dang shit off of your dog.
All right, I've had enough of this goddamn garbage, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Are you kidding me?
Cartoons getting high.
I mean, you understand what I'm saying with these goddamn freaking idiots and this cartoon fetish?
It's a freaking cartoon fetish, for Christ's sake, man.
All right, who else do we have here?
We got Doggo Lover.
Doggo Lover requested this one.
What is this?
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on.
E.Y. Ghost.
You banned me a few weeks ago.
Black Love.
I'm not sure why.
But here's $25.
So let me out of Ghost Prison now, please.
Jesus Christ.
Here's a nice video to celebrate.
All right, I'll take it off in just a second.
Hold on.
This is Doggo Lovers.
I've actually seen this video.
This is actually a very sweet video.
I really, really, you know, it's really, really a cute video.
Go ahead and put the PC shot on.
This is my doggo lover.
Now, this is a dog who has his favorite toy is a little Gumby.
Look at him.
He's freaking out.
Look at that.
That's his favorite toy.
And he's freaking out.
He's like, look, it's a big Gumby.
It's my favorite toy.
I love you.
I love y'all.
Oh, look at that doggo.
Aw.
Look at that pupper.
Oh.
Look at him.
He's just ecstatic.
Look at it.
It's my toy.
It's my toy.
Oh, that is so great.
I love dogs.
You're such a great spirit.
Look at that dog.
Look at that pupper.
Look at that pupper.
That's a great video, dude.
That is a great video.
Oh, look at that dog.
All right, all right.
Go ahead and take it off.
All right, I don't want to be a sucker out here, but that is a real, real great video.
And thank you for donating the 15 buckers.
We needed a little bit of a palate cleanser after all the damn things we were talking about on this broadcast.
So cheers to you.
Now, before I get to the next video, somebody wanted to get out of jail free, so they donated the 25 bucker.
Let me get to Black Worm.
Let me see if I can find him.
All right, now, once I find Black Worm, we'll get to the next 15 bucker, the next YouTube video.
Do we have Black Worm in here?
I'm looking for him right now, folks, so we can hurry up and unban him and get everything over with for Christ.
Where the hell are you there, Black Worm?
Jesus Christ, we banned a lot of people for Christ's sake.
Engineer, did we really ban this many people for Christ's sake?
Well, maybe they deserved it for Christ's sake.
All right, your name is Black Worm, right?
I'm looking for a Black Worm.
I don't see a Black Worm in here.
I'm going to go through it one Mogan.
Let me see.
Black Worm, Black Worm.
Black.
I don't see Black Worm in here, dude.
I'm looking for a Black Worm.
Hello?
Is there a Black Worm in this parts?
Hello.
Is that how I banned you from Black Worm?
I don't see you in here.
Hold on.
Give me a little bit of a second.
I thought it'd be easy to get your name out of all this bunch here, but Jesus Christ.
I don't see it, dude.
I don't see a black worm.
Oh, here it is.
Found it.
There you are.
All right.
Got it.
Let's continue.
All right.
Blackworm, you're out now.
All right.
You are now out.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Where else?
Oh, yeah.
We're going to go to another.
That was a great 15-bucker for the doggo lover.
That was great.
We needed a little bit of a palette cleanser.
Anyway, this next one is by the recently released Tim McCrab.
The recently released out of jail Tim McCrab.
Let's see what Tim McCrab is doing.
Even though the last time he got banned, he had some fucking gory stuff.
Hold on.
Hold on just a second.
I want to make sure that this isn't some kind of a gore.
Somebody's not going to shoot themselves in the face or, you know, some garbage isn't going to happen like that.
I mean, I just want to make sure nobody's going to get killed.
All right, here we go.
All right.
That's fine.
Tim McCrab.
This is his 15-bucker that he donated so he can obligate me to watch this YouTube video.
Let's go ahead and put it on.
is this is this a son with his dad Kick his ass, dad.
Kick his fucking ass.
Oh, wait a minute.
This is muted again?
For fuck's sake, dude.
Why does this shit keep doing this shit, man?
Hate this fucking stupid shit, man.
I know.
Believe me, it's a pain in the ass here.
I've just got to do this.
I've got to do this again.
And then I got to do this again.
And then do this again.
And it's so stupid.
All right.
Let's go ahead and play it from the top.
Once again, this one was requested by Tim McCrav.
Let's go ahead and play it.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck no more.
Get a fucking video.
A fucking show kicks your fucking ass off.
Fucking pathetic.
Holy shit.
Please, leave.
Call the fucking cops, bro.
I mean, this is some stupid kid getting uppity with his father.
You don't give a fuck.
You do.
So stop being so old.
Oh, I do, huh?
I do.
Knock him, fucking knock him the fuck out, dad.
Fuck you.
Knock him out, dad.
Please, fuck you.
Please.
Fuck you.
All right.
Let me go.
I'm taking a shower.
I don't give a fuck.
Please.
You knock him out, Dad.
God damn it.
You ain't take your shit.
Come on.
Knock him out.
Damn.
Go ahead.
Push him out.
Knock Him Out Dad00:15:45
Wow.
Yeah, push me out, pussy.
Just go.
Push me out, pussy.
Man, this is horrible.
This is a 16-year-old brat that isn't paying for a fucking thing.
And look at this.
This is why, you know, when you're going to have kids, let me tell you something.
If you have kids and you have kids at an older age, you're going to have to worry about this horse shit.
Look at this.
Get it rolling.
He's acting crazy.
I'm acting crazy.
He's just a bitch.
You ain't making shit.
I told you that.
Oh, my God.
Fuck ass nigga.
Oh, my God.
And what?
He thinks he's black?
He thinks he's black?
Was he trying to throw a gang sign for Christ's sake?
He thinks he's black?
Did he just say the N-word at the end of all that?
He thinks he's black.
Oh, God.
You see, that's why a Snoop Dogg needs to be sued into oblivion by anybody who's been affected by gang violence.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
The difference between a cat and a dog.
The dog thinks, my owner pets me, feeds me, and loves me.
He must be God.
The cat thinks, my owner pets me, feeds me, and loves me.
I must be God.
What are you talking about?
I'm not a cat person.
You know, I know that many of you people are cat people.
I don't like cats.
All right.
I mean, you know, just like what that last text-to-speech just said, they think they're little gods.
They're little pricks.
And then, if they happen to, you know, scratch you or bite you or something, you run the risk of getting some fucking infection that'll tear your fucking hand or arm off.
I'm not even kidding around, dude.
It's look, I know.
Look, there's a lot of people out there that are cat people are getting all pissed and all that other shit.
All right, what is this?
What is this?
What the hell did you just say, Ghostler?
Jesus Christ, I can smell the soy from here.
He reminds me of.
All right, all right.
We get it.
All right, look, let's get to the next 15-bucker.
And as a matter of fact, the next 15-bucker is actually a 25-bucker, if I'm not mistaken, because I don't see another 15-bucker until I see this 25-bucker that was requested by, I think it was Puka Dude, right?
Puka Dude, there it is, right there.
And hey, Puka Dude, don't be fucking doxing anybody ever again, dude.
That's stupid.
We're not doing that around here.
I don't care how bloodthirsty these fucking sick-ass maniacs are in the chat room.
Don't do that shit.
All right.
Anyway, this is Puka Dude.
His 15-bucker right here.
He says it's about capitalism.
Wait a minute.
Is this?
Hold on just a second.
There's a damn ad for Disney World for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Let's see what else we have.
Oh, yeah.
Oingo boingo.
Oingo boingo.
This is what this is capitalism.
This is song capital.
What the hell is he talking about?
Put the PC shot.
What is this shit?
A little bit of oingo boingo?
A little bit of oingo-boingo capitalism.
I actually like that one song.
It's a dead man's party.
Who could ask for more?
Everybody's coming.
Leave your party at the door.
Leave it on it.
I'm second sign.
There's nothing wrong with the one you got.
All right, that's enough.
I'm probably going to get a copyright strike for that.
Luckily, I don't monetize any of this stuff.
I want to remind everybody that I do not monetize any of my videos.
And I give people permission to, you know, kind of make clip sites or clip, you know, channels.
You can do anything you want.
I think it's about obvious at this point that I'm rather lenient when it comes to copyrights of my content.
So long as you leave some form of credit.
All right, some form of credit that this was ghost's content or some shit like that.
But everybody's been cool about that, so I haven't had to complain about it.
So anyway, let's continue.
Black Worm is another one.
This is a 25 bucker.
He got himself out of jail for Christ's sake because whoever that I don't know who I don't know why he got banned, but it was probably because of a bad reason.
Anyway, Black Worm requested this one here.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Look, before I get to Black Worm's video, I got to take a drink for Christ's sake.
All right.
I've got to take a fucking drink.
I'm sorry.
I've got to do it.
And plus, I'm rather parched, man.
I had me some saucy fucking hot wings.
And I think there's a lot of salt in those sons of bitches.
And I'm rather parched.
So I need some beer.
I need something to drink.
All right.
Now, once you see this video, you'll understand why I had to take a drink.
Let's go ahead and get to the PC shot.
This is my black worm requested by Black Worm.
Here it is.
We're celebrating Pride Month, folks.
We're celebrating Pride Month.
And I am extending my hand in friendship to my fellow LGBTQ brethren, of course, with a rubber glove on it.
And the rubber glove signifies to put a glove on your penis so you don't get the age.
Go ahead and play it.
This is my black worm.
Play it.
Hey there, friends.
Welcome to Queer Kid Stuff.
I'm Lindsay.
Oh, man.
I'm Teddy.
And today we're celebrating Pride Month by spreading queer joy.
Oh.
That's what your t-shirt says.
Queer Kid Stuff.
This is geared towards kids.
Here at Queer Kid Stuff.
Oh, my God.
Ready, Teddy?
Ready, Lindsay.
Okay.
Hold on.
What?
Hey, ghost.
Here you go.
Here you go.
What?
First of all, it's a 12 bucker.
Secondly, you didn't put a video.
So go ahead and put three bucks and put the video in so it can be properly 15 bucker.
All right, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
All right, go ahead and play it.
Play this.
Do you know what month it is?
It's Pride Month.
It's Pride Month.
Yay!
Spaghetti!
Yay!
This is when queer people celebrate and there's a big parade.
There's a big parade and there's all kinds of gay festivals where everybody's just kind of having oral compilation in the street.
A huge part of Pride Month, Teddy.
It's the one month every year when the LGBTQ plus community comes together to celebrate.
It commemorates the anniversary of the Snowmar.
All right.
I've had enough of this.
I've had enough of this for Christ's sake.
I had enough of this.
I'm sorry.
I mean, this is for children.
Look at this.
This is for children, dude.
I remember.
Jesus Christ.
Back in June of 1964.
Oh, God.
All right.
I've had enough.
I had enough of this for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right.
We got a couple more of these 15 buckers.
Obi-Wan Kenobi.
He requested this one.
Thank you for putting the proper 15 bucker in there.
Let's go ahead.
Obi-Wan Kenobi requested this one here.
Is this hold on?
Let me make sure this isn't some goddamn sick-ass, you know, twisted, you know, madass or you know, some kind of bucks acts or something.
I don't want that to happen.
Hey, ghost, I saw your story mode in my favorite game, Starbound.
I hope I followed your character to the letter.
What the hell are you talking about?
Well, I'll get to yours in a second, there, Poodus.
Hold on, Obi-Wan Kenobi requested this one.
I don't even know what the hell this is.
This is his 15-bucker.
Go ahead and play it.
What is this?
Slaves built the pyramid.
Slaves.
Slaves built the Parthenon.
Slaves built America.
Slaves.
What the fuck?
Thank you.
Slaves.
Thank you.
Slaves.
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
Slaves.
Dude, this is your song.
Who would exploit children like this, dude?
All right, shut this shit off for Christ's sake, man.
Come on.
Who would exploit children in this capacity?
Slaves.
I mean, are you fucking kidding me, man?
Oh, my God.
All right, let's move on.
Oh, Jesus.
We got another 15-bucker that was just requested.
All right, this 15-bucker obligates me to watch this YouTube video.
Gyro Capelli.
Gyro Capelli requested this YouTube video.
Let's go ahead and take a look at what the hell it is.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
Why does it always got to be some freaky crap?
Anyway, Gyro Capelli, this is his fucking 15 buck.
Put it on the PC shot.
Gyro Capelli, go ahead and play it.
What is this crap?
What is this?
What the fuck am I listening to?
What is this?
That fucking cringe looks like a drink.
Hey, wait a minute.
This is for an hour?
This would drive me insane.
Jesus Christ.
What else do we have?
Another one by Obi-Wan Kenobi.
I don't know what the hell that was, Gyro Soprelli.
Whatever the hell that give me a goddamn break.
I mean, can you get any more fucking cringier for heaven's sake?
Anyway, this next YouTube 15 bucker was requested by Lizard G. Poodis.
Lizard G. Poodus requested this one right here.
Hold on just a second.
Oh, Jesus.
All right, listen.
Stop, dude.
I can already see y'all are trying to back me up with these damn 15 buckers in here, dude.
Stop trying to back me up with a whole bunch of 15 buckers, dude.
I fucking hate when you do that.
It sidetracks the whole show.
You've got people that really want to listen to the financial insight and the political and social commentary get all pissed off because they can't hear it because I'm sitting over here doing all these 15 buckers, man.
Jesus Christ.
Before I move on, I got to get some freaking more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
Fucking people are backing me up with freaking 15 buckers up in here for Christ's sake, man.
No wonder you assholes say that my damn PC is a $5,000 jukebox.
Jesus Christ.
$5,000 jukebox.
Oh my God.
Oh, yeah.
You know what?
I think I missed Distillings.
I think I forgot Distillings.
I forgot about that shit.
How did I miss it?
Oh, I didn't see it.
There wasn't a space between the link and the text, so that's why I missed it.
All right, we're going to get to yours, Poodus, in just a second.
Let's just go ahead and hook it up with Distillings first here.
Let's go ahead and then we'll get to Poodis's here in just a second here.
All right.
Now, this is Distillan, and he said, cheers to you.
Distilling Jr. is here, and sounds like Distillen's having a party time.
So let's go ahead and put it on here.
Let's see what Distillan just requested here.
Uh-oh.
I'm on a fucking DB long neck.
At 8 in the fucking morning.
There he is.
There he is.
This is what you'd have for breakfast, you fucking dog.
So you've knocked off for a smoker.
A fucking bleed beast.
And you'll be by the way.
I don't fucking think.
At eight in the fucking morning.
Shove it up your fuckin' ass, you cunt.
Strayer, you cunt.
Long neck.
A VV long neck.
You fuckin' dope, cunt.
Long neck.
Long neck.
It's what I need to wipe out.
Just another dog neck, you cut.
Hey, true blood.
If you're a fucking Phoenix, fucking breakfast.
This is Australia.
This is Prince Triad.
True blood.
Long neck.
Long neck.
VB.
It ain't in your fucking morning.
Is it mom?
A fucking baby.
Is it a car?
Fucking bleed beast.
Long neck.
All right, all right.
You know, that was actually rather that was actually rather funny there, Distilling.
Rather funny.
All right, let's get to Lizard Poodis.
Cheers to Distillan.
Once again, it's good to see that everything is okay.
And you got Distillen Jr. in the world out here.
And our thoughts and prayers are with you, man.
And stop sniffing fucking paint.
All right, let's get to Lizard G. Poodis' 15-bucker out of here, all right?
Here is Lizard G. Poodus's 15-bucker.
Let's go ahead and check it out.
Put it on.
Put on.
What is this?
What the fuck is this?
I buy that for a dollar.
In honor of Pride Month, let SNAGA make America Gay again.
fuck is this?
Fuck you, man!
Fucking piece of shit.
Fuck you, man, and fuck you.
Get him!
I'm not in a wheelchair, you fuck!
I'm not in a wheelchair!
Piece of shit!
Who the fuck did that?
Who the fuck did that?
Fucking piece of shit.
I'm not in a fucking wheelchair, right, asshole?
I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
I am not in a wheelchair.
I don't know how many times I gotta tell you, pricks.
Fuck you, Lizard G. Poodus, you piece of shit.
How fucking dare you, man?
How goddamn dare you?
Jesus Christ.
What else do we have here?
Oh, another one by Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Here's another 15 bucker by Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Freaking White Humor00:02:24
I can only imagine what the hell this is.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me make sure this isn't some sexually deviant, disgusting behavior.
All right, I'm just making sure.
All right, now let's go ahead and see the 15 bucker that Obi-Wan Kenobi requested.
Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
What is this, Obi-Wan Kenobi?
White people, yay!
White people.
White people having fun.
Global combination.
White people.
Smell so right.
Genocide.
Why?
What's the hell?
What the hell?
You chilling yourselves.
What the fuck did I just watch, man?
What the hell kind of anti-white propaganda that I did I just fucking watch for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, was that a I'm telling you, the internet never ceases to amaze me, man.
The internet never ceases to amaze me.
All right, let me move on for Christ's sake.
Let me get to another 15 bucker that obligates me to watch their goddamn YouTube video for Christ's sake.
Let's get to Dime Fat Daryl.
Dime Fat Daryl requested this one.
Let's go ahead and take a look at what the hell it is here.
Hold on, let me make sure this isn't some ah Christ.
Speaking of white people, here's some here's some white drab humor here.
All right, let's go ahead and take a look at it.
This is by Dime Fat Daryl.
Let's go ahead and play this one.
What is this?
Ah, great.
Ah, great.
Jesus Christ, what this freaking white humor.
Hey, Aria.
Good.
How are you?
Pretty good.
Nice to meet you.
Okay, class.
This is Trevor, and he works in television, and he is going to talk to us today, okay?
Okay.
Hi, how's everyone doing?
Hi, hi.
Oh, there we go.
I work in television on a comedy show.
Does anybody here want to work in television when they grow up?
Okay, okay.
Who likes comedy?
Who's the class clown?
Fruity Ass Trump Off00:15:13
Joey!
Joey?
Joey's the class clown?
I saw Sarah Reese, and this is what her face is.
What the hell are they doing here?
Okay, all right.
I want to be an astronaut.
Oh, you want to be an astronaut?
Well, that's great.
You can be an astronaut.
All you have to do is study flying or science, and maybe someday you could be the first astronaut to walk on the moon.
No!
You already was an astronaut who first walked on the moon.
Well, no, not really.
That wasn't real.
See, there was this thing called the Cold War, and in order to beat the Russians, we kind of faked that.
Uh-oh.
That never happened.
See how there's no windows on the side?
And see underneath where there's like a pod thing?
What's that, right?
Take a look at this wreckage.
See how there's no plane parts on the ground there?
What does that look like?
You see, President Bush was in a secret society at Yale called the Skull and Bones.
His dad was too.
And they all worship Satan.
President Bush worships Satan?
In my personal opinion, absolutely.
And one of the Skull and Bones initiation rituals is that to get in, you have to lie naked in a coffin and masturbate in front of the older members.
But the really messed up thing is that since former President Bush, Bush Sr., was also a member, he requested to be there to watch his son's initiation.
So he watched his own son masturbate.
President Bush masturbated in front of his dad.
Dude, this is trying to make people question look like idiots.
All right.
That's what this is trying to.
Get this shit out of here.
All right.
They're just trying to make people that question anything look like idiots.
I'm telling you this right now.
I don't find this one bit funny at all.
All right.
Anybody that questions anything, that's why they made that stupid comedy bit, is to make anybody who questions anything look like some goddamn conspiracy theorist kookster.
All right, that's exactly what that's there for, and I don't appreciate it one goddamn bit, all right?
Yeah, thanks for nothing there, dime fat darrell.
I don't know why the hell you requested that shit.
Trying to make us all look like a bunch of goddamn Tim Foil hat wearing motherfuckers.
Piece of crap.
Anyway, this next video was requested for 15 bucks by MAGA.
MAGA requested this one.
Oh, no.
I tell you, you fuckers better stop making fun of my president.
Do you understand that?
I don't know how many times I got to tell you.
Hey, only one Kenobi.
All right, man.
Chill out.
Stop backing these 15 buckers up on me, man.
I'm almost done.
I'm almost finished with these 15 buckers, man.
Calm the fuck down.
Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, this MAGA idiot, I'm about to play his video, but I can tell right off the bat that he's trying to besmirch my president.
He's trying to besmirch the greatest American president in American history, and I don't appreciate that shit, all right?
Donald Trump is the most pro-Americana president that has ever been in office.
He has exposed the corruption in the criminal organization that we call Washington, D.C.
He has exposed the corruption that is within our government, and we need to take notice.
We need to see that these people that represent us in the House and Senate don't really care about us.
They care more about those that donate to their campaign contribution accounts.
And that's why we always get screwed when it comes to these people that represent us.
Trump has exposed the corruption within Washington, D.C.
He has exposed the corruption within the deep state.
It's just unfortunate that many of you don't have the fucking brainpower to understand that shit.
Many of you, you got a bunch of relaxed brains.
You got a bunch of relaxed brains and you don't see it because you're a bunch of ignorant bastards that if it doesn't say it in a cartoon, if it doesn't say it in a goddamn video game, you don't care.
Freaking relaxed brain idiots.
Telling you.
Anyway, let's continue on.
Even though this video may besmirch my president, I'll tell you this right goddamn now.
Donald Trump is the greatest president in American history and he's going to win 2020 hands down.
He's going to win 2020 hands down because what the hell do you have as an alternative over there on the left?
Huh?
Creepy, sexual abusive Joe Biden?
Huh?
Is that who you're or fucking Bernie Sanders?
Now you can't even talk about Bernie Sanders' money because you're anti-Semitic.
Oh, you can't talk about the fact that Bernie Sanders has made his money purely through people donating to his campaign contribution account.
And now that if you put that and bring that to his attention, you are now anti-Semitic if you talk about Bernie Sanders' money.
I mean, who do they have to run against Trump?
Camilla Harris?
What a joke that stupid Skankosaurus is.
Huh?
Hey, Obi-Wan Kenobi, man.
Stop piling up the 15 buckers.
I'm talking here for a second.
I'm talking about my president.
I'm talking about my president.
I'm telling you right now, if you fucking Democrats weren't so anti-American.
Hey, ghost, why haven't you banned me yet?
I see all these people being banned and you don't even care about me.
You want to know why?
Because your leftism shows and people can see right through your disgusting anti-Americanism and they hate you for it.
All right?
You are a poster child of everything that's wrong with the leftists.
And I'm telling you right goddamn now, if you're a Democrat or if you're a liberal in modern day America, you are anti-American trash.
You are anti-American trash.
And I hope that you don't ever forget about it.
All right?
You damn leftists care more about illegal immigrants than you do about the American citizenry.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Hey, Obi-Wan Kenobi, calm down, dude.
I've got a fucking play about five of yours already.
Calm the fuck down.
Jesus Christ, man.
I want to get on with the broadcast.
Now I've got these dumbasses over here piling up 15 buckers on me for Christ's sake, man.
Calm your asses down.
For Christ's sake.
Anyway, let me get to the damn, who is this?
MAGA.
MAGA requested this one, and I'm telling you, he's making fun of my president.
But you all should be appreciative that this president is in power.
And you should all be appreciative that he's exposing that criminal organization that we all call Washington, D.C. He's exposing that corruption.
And you people don't even care.
Put it on the PC shot.
This is by MAGA.
What is this?
Thank you very much.
So, you know, I was watching upstairs and it was really amazing to be watching what I was watching.
And some of the pundits and overall share.
Not too much, but a number of the pundits said, well, if a couple of the other candidates dropped out, if you add their scores together, it's going to equal Trump.
Are you kidding?
Did you gayify Trump's voice?
They're geniuses.
You gayified Trump's voice.
People drop out.
I'm going to get a special Pride Month for some shit.
Don't just add them together.
Did you fruitify my president's voice because of Pride Month?
I'm asking you a question.
But also congratulate the other candidates.
In particular, I have to say, Ted and Marco did a really good job and they got, they did quite well, as I understand.
Come on, just one minute.
Come on.
One second, right?
Good.
Okay, we go back to war tomorrow morning.
Tomorrow morning, we'll be back.
I just want to congratulate the other.
Get this fruity ass Trump off my fucking screen for Christ's sake, man.
They fruitified Trump's voice for goddamn Pride Month, for Christ's sake.
They fruitified his voice, man.
He sounds like he just popped out of the anal passage of a goddamn gay pride parade.
They fruitified his voice, man.
Jesus Christ, give me my goddamn beer.
All right, I got to get to these Obi-Wan Kenobi 15 buckers.
This son of a bitch has already donated a whole shitload of them, so let's get to him.
I don't know what the hell he's doing.
I don't know what the hell a hair up his ass is all about, but let me see what the hell is.
Ah, no.
This better not be something sick.
Put on the PC shot.
This is my Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Here it is.
Let's get this to the government.
Get some fat green.
That's dangerous.
Chauncey, what are you doing?
That's dangerous.
Chauncey, what the fuck?
I've suckled from the teat of cosmic truth.
I want to do it again.
What the hell?
A gobble of goat's balls for another sip.
What the fuck did I just want?
What the hell was that, dude?
What the hell was that?
And why, Obi-Wan Kenobi, why in the hell would you donate this shit?
Why the hell would you donate this sick, wicked garbage?
And look, I gotta keep going because Obi-Wan requested another one.
What is this?
Let's bring back the spirit of 2016.
This is my presentation of 2020.
I hope so.
And I hope you're not trolling either there, Blackhead.
You just came out of.
You just wait a minute.
Again?
Give me one more shot.
Again, again?
Here's another one by Obi-Wan Kenobi.
I don't get it, but this is Obi-Wan Kenobi here playing.
Give me one more ship.
One more ship, please.
One more ship.
Me no share with you, Chauncey.
I'll do anything.
I'm desperate.
What is the only lasting legacy of dead father him senior?
How about if I offer you one cartoon, Weena?
All right.
One-one weener.
Yeah, on the toothpick.
You drive them hardbogging, Chauncey.
Yeah, give me a ship.
But we make deal.
Yeah, give me ship.
Oh, my God.
Give me Weenie.
Give me, give me a chance.
Go ahead.
All right, all right.
You know what?
That's enough of this crap.
Why are you requesting this crap, Obi-Wan?
What the hell?
Why in the hell are you requesting this stupid crap?
This is stupid, immature, dumbass crap.
What the hell is your major malfunction, you numb nuts?
What the hell is your major malfunction for Christ's?
Ah, Christ.
I should have known that you were one of these sick bastards.
I should have known that you were one of these sick bastards there, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
I should have known better.
Take a look at this.
This is Obi-Wan Kenobi, another 15-bucker.
Look at this, huh?
Oh, it all comes clear now, doesn't it, boys?
Oh, stupid.
This is such stupid fucking cartoon women ball.
I'm not fucking tired of this shit.
I'm so sick of this shit.
Oh, my God.
Cartoon women.
Look at this.
And look, how old are these girls?
How old are these?
They look like 12 or 13 years old.
12 or 13-year-old girls, and yet they're sexualizing them in this capacity.
Haven't you noticed this?
And nobody finds anything wrong with this at all?
Oh, my God.
I mean, this is so disgusting.
I mean, this is so disgusting.
All right, that's enough of this shit.
I mean, are you kidding me, Obi-Wan Kenobi?
Are you fucking kidding me?
These are like 12 or 13-year-old girls that you're sexualizing, and you all think this is okay?
You all think this is normal for Christ's sake?
Council of Florence says the most holy Roman Church firmly believes and teaches that all Jews, Protestants, heretics, schismatics, Muslims, and infidels cannot be saved but will depart into everlasting by the devil and his angels.
Who the hell is this?
The fucking Pope?
Jesus Christ.
Another 15-bucker, dude?
Another 50.
Jesus Christ.
Man, seriously, I'm getting tired of these 15 buckers, dude.
I want to hurry up and get through with these 15 buckers so I can get on with my show.
It's Pride Month.
I want to talk a little bit more about Pride.
Stop backing me up with the fucking 15 buckers for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
All right, this is the last one by Obi-Wan Kenobi.
All right, this is the last one.
Thank God.
Because these were getting really sick as it is, for Christ's sake.
Oh, Jesus, what is this?
Hold on.
I got to make sure this isn't some sicko perverted garbage.
Because you just don't know anymore.
You just don't know anymore with these people.
All right.
This is Obi-Wan Kenobi's last one that he's donated.
I'm telling you, you're a sick puppy, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
You're a sick fucking puppy.
Go ahead and put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
I'm from the Proto-Hell is this crap.
Can't even hear it.
What?
Can't even hear this shit.
Just a closet.
Will you go to sleep?
what the fuck looks like kenobi kenobi's your monster you think he's gonna come through the closet and scare what the hell if uh it's empty Hello there.
General Kenobi!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
You sick fuck!
You sick fucking piece of fucking geek!
Come on!
Fucking maniac!
Sick Gay Bastards00:15:25
Damn it!
Fucking shit!
Sick bastards, man.
You're fucking sick bastards.
You're a bunch of sick gay bastards.
And fucking Pride Month, a bunch of sick gay bastards.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, do you see what I got to put up with?
You see, you fucking assholes keep doing this.
I'm not going to fucking put up with this crap.
I'm not joking around.
I'll end the fucking broadcast.
And don't say empty threats either.
Because I'm telling you, the last time you sons of bitches sent empty threats and I fucking ended the broadcast, y'all started crying like old broads.
Y'all started crying like a bunch of old broads.
And I'm telling you right now, if you keep this crap up, I'm telling you, I am out of here.
I am out of here.
I am out.
Son of a bitch.
And don't, I'm telling you, don't tempt me, dude.
Do not say that I'm empty threatening up in here, you son of a bitch.
Don't, you fucking sons of bitches, dude.
I'm telling you right now, you pieces of crap, better shut your mouth.
You better fucking, your mouth better stop writing a check.
Your ass can't cash there, you son of a bitch.
I'm telling you that right damn now.
You fucking turkey tit sporting, seat-sniffing, phallic, fluffing, used urinal cake, curator-eating piece of dog-farting fetish piece of crap.
I'm telling you that right, goddamn now.
This ain't no empty threats, boy.
You all keep this shit up.
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
I'm not fucking kidding, man.
Shut up.
All of you in the chat room, shut the fuck up.
I'm not even joking around, boy.
my drink what another one A fucking other one, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Are you fucking shitting me?
A fucking other one?
I'm almost done with these fucking 15 buckers, man.
I want to get on with my fucking show, man.
It's the ghost show.
It's my show.
It belongs to me.
Stop backing me up with these fucking 15 buckers, man.
Stop fucking backing me up with these 15 buckers, you piece of shit.
Fucking obligated me to watch your YouTube videos.
Let me get to Black Hats for Christ's sake, man.
I can't believe you people.
I just, I can't believe you sick people did this.
I can't believe this is what you do for Christ's sake, alright?
And what the hell is this?
Black Hat, I thought you were a pro-Trumper on that damn 15-bucker you donated, but once again, you're a fucking troll.
You're a piece of shit troll.
No wonder I banned you.
No wonder you were banned.
No wonder you had to buy a $25 get out of jail free.
You're a piece of trolling crap.
No wonder.
No wonder, huh?
Jesus Christ.
Oh, here's Evil Mirror, huh?
Ghost threats are as sincere as Trump threats against a fucking Iran.
You fucking fucking shut up!
Don't talk about my president, you rapid fuck!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Fuck!
Don't talk about my president like that!
You left this long-haired bedwedding piece of shit!
Don't you dare!
Don't you fucking dare.
That's my president, man!
Oh yeah, this is Black Hat, not Blackworm, for Christ's sake.
He's Black Hat.
Should have expected this from Black Hat.
He's a sick-ass pervert.
This has been requested by Black Hat, who is trying to besmirch my president while fruiting up the place at the same goddamn time.
Go ahead and put the PC shot on.
Here's Black Hat's 15-bucker.
Play it.
Play this stupid fucking garbage.
Fucking brony.
I knew you were a fucking brony, man.
I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created.
I'll tell you that.
Fucking brony.
Hatred could be wonderful.
Let the hate flow through you.
But we have people.
Fuck you, Emperor Palpatine.
Nobody asked you.
Mexico at the border.
They're laughing at us.
They're bringing drugs.
They're bringing crime.
They're a rapist.
Mexico doesn't want to.
I'm not putting up with this.
I'm not putting up with this, you fruity bastards.
I'm not putting up with this.
Oh, there's Dark Me Magician Girl.
Oh, there she is.
Mrs. Slotbang.
Where the hell were you?
Oh, you filthy whorebag.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's move on.
All right.
I got these fucking 15 buckers backing up on me now.
All right.
I got these 15 buckers backing up on me now for Christ's sake.
Let me continue this fucking next one.
You're real funny about making Trump sound like that damn fucking Brony Fudder, Sly or whatever the fucker name.
His it's name is all right.
Let's go ahead and get to Trump and Giuliani.
What the hell is this Trump?
Giuliani requested this Trump?
Giuliani fucking, piece of fucking.
My president man, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you man.
I'm tired of you stupid trolls besmirching my president.
That's my president you're talking about.
You, piece of crap, and he deserves the respect that's accorded his title.
He's your president too, whether you stupid Anti-American Democrats, you Anti-American leftist, you Anti-American liberals, don't like it.
That's your president.
You, piece of crap.
So you respect this man.
You respect this man.
You respect this man.
I can feel your anger.
The hate is swelling in you.
Now, shut up, give into your anger.
Yeah, I bet you do feel my anger, huh?
Do you feel it?
Do you feel my anger?
Do you feel my fury?
You better, because that's how goddamn serious I take this president.
Do you understand me?
All right, shut up.
Paid fucking crisis actor.
Go shut up your ass.
Nobody asked you.
That's my fucking president that you're talking about right there, and I'm telling you if you are a Democrat, a leftist or a liberal in modern day America, you're Anti-American scum.
You're Anti-American scum streaming and saying, nigger left and right without any viewer tricks, M-A-O.
What a surprise.
One racist supporting another.
I hope he got arrested for trespassing on that tractor.
Charges back.
Hey, Bjorn has a lot of friends that happen to be black, all right, but Trump is my bitch.
Fuck you, fuck you.
I'm telling you you, goddamn trolls, you talk a lot of mad shit over the internet.
I guarantee you you wouldn't be running your gator like this in real life, boy.
I guarantee you you wouldn't be running your gator out like this in real life.
I guarantee you, boy.
I guarantee you boy chill, big Ghost, you can't let these faggots get to you, man.
I'm not trying not to man, I'm trying not to let these goddamn cyber vermin get to me, man.
But these fuckers man, they fucking pick at me, they fucking pick at me, they pick at me and they pick at me man, and I'm telling, I'm telling them, right, damn now, they wouldn't be saying this in real life.
I guarantee goddamn T Ya, they wouldn't be saying this shit in real life.
Fucking sons of bitches.
All right, let me get to this 15 bucker.
This 15 bucker was donated by Trump Times Romney.
I don't know.
I wrote Trump times Giuliani.
Trump times Giuliani.
Donald Trump, a heretic.
Now, Donald Trump is a heretic.
He is a Protestant, and only traditional Catholics will be saved.
I've heard it all, man.
Shut the fuck up.
All right, shut up.
What the fuck?
Ghost honoring Pride Month with his favorite Yaoi clip.
Put it on, engineer.
Play that beautiful yaoi clip.
I don't know what the hell yaoi is, but just it sounds like fruity shit.
It sounds fruity.
That's all I'm saying.
Anyway, let's play this next clip.
It's by Trump times Giuliani.
And look, I already know what this is.
This is ridiculous.
All right, I don't have anything to say about this clip.
Go ahead and play it for Christ's sake.
I ain't got nothing to say about this.
You know, you're really beautiful.
And a woman that looks like that has to have her own special set.
Oh, thank you.
Maybe.
Maybe you could tell me what you think of this set.
Hmm.
I like that.
This may be the best of all.
All right.
All right.
That's enough.
That's enough.
And anybody who laughs, hey, engineer, anybody who laughs at this, kick them the fuck out.
Do you understand me?
Anybody who laughs at this, I'm kicking them the fuck out of here.
All right?
Anybody who laughs at this, kick them out.
Kick them the fuck out.
Jesus Christ, man.
You guys are pieces of shit.
I'm telling you right now.
You guys are pieces of crap.
I'm moving on with these goddamn 15 buckers before they start backing up on me like they have been for Christ's sake all goddamn week.
All right, who requested this?
Oh, Obi-Wan Kenobi again?
Obi-1 Kenobi again?
Are you kidding me?
Oh my god, hold on.
What is this?
What is oh no?
Obi-Wan Kenobi, are you kidding me?
Where in the hell do you find this?
You know what?
I don't even want to ask.
I don't even want to ask because you people are sick puppies and you find this stuff how I don't even want to know.
Push it off.
Push the fucking PC shot on.
This was requested by Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Play it.
Play this crap.
Jesus Christ.
What the hell?
There's not even any sound to this.
Oh, Christ.
Maybe there shouldn't be any sound.
Ah, man.
Is that fucking Yoda raping Skywalker?
Is that Yoda?
Oh, my God.
Oh, fucking hell.
Where the hell do you find this shit?
Huh?
Whoever the hell Obi-Wan Kenobi, where the fuck did you find that?
And is this what you're waxing your carrot to?
Huh?
Is this what you're doing late at night watching, you know, clips like this and waxing your carrot?
You're like watching this.
And I mean, is that it?
I mean, because that's, you know, the only reason why you would even know a fucking goddamn fucking shit.
No, man, no more 15 buckers, please.
All right.
No more 15 bucks.
And listen, that was muted.
It wasn't me.
That was muted, dude.
You muted the video.
It didn't mute the video, dude.
It had the fucking sound all the way up.
Hell are you talking about?
It was muted on its own.
That's why it's subtitles, you stupid dumb jerk off.
Oh, it's dark meme magician, girl.
What the hell am I talking about?
Oh, yeah.
And by the way, dark meme magician slut.
I've got to play your video now, huh?
I've got to play your video now, for Christ's sake.
Man, I'm telling you, man, what a, what a.
Jesus.
And what, man?
So this is how democracy dies with thunderous applause.
What the hell are you talking about?
How democracy dies?
What the fuck are you talking about, boy?
What the hell are you talking about, boy?
Piece of shit.
I'm telling you, people make me sick sometimes.
Anyway, this damn 15-bucker was requested by Dark Me Magician Girl, our favorite woman who should be in a goddamn kitchen learning some kitchen appliances.
This one was requested by her.
Here's Dark Me Magician Girl.
What is this?
Bum around.
Bum bum bum bum bum Moran Moran At the back of the sand Bum bum bum bum bum Moran Moran You got me hiding in my bunker Crying for my children Bombaran.
Bomb bomb bum bomberan.
Went to Iraq and the communist block.
Didn't like that.
So I'll bomb around the clock.
I'm on my ran.
I'm a racket stay.
My randy got me hiding in my bunker.
Crying for my children.
Bombaran.
All right.
As a matter of fact, hey, dark meme magician girl, really funny.
We should have bombed Iran two weeks ago.
We waited, and I don't think that we can bomb them anymore because we waited too long.
All right, it's a, you know, it's a mistake.
Anyway, should have bombed them into the fucking stone age.
This is what we should have done.
Anyway, let's move on.
All right, real funny, dark meme magician girl.
Let's move on.
Black hat.
Black hat requested this 15 bucker, which obligates me to watch this YouTube video.
Let's go ahead and see what Black Hat requested here.
What is this?
Again?
Again, Black Hat, you fucking brony clopping bastard.
Again?
Oh, for Christ's sake, man.
Put it on.
Put the PC shot on.
This is my black hat.
Obviously, a brony.
Go ahead and put it on.
Jesus Christ.
I am officially running.
Sick cloppers, man.
Secret Yaoi Fanboy00:04:31
For a president of the United States.
Fucking sick ass cloppers, dude.
fucking making a mockery of my president if you really love this country you have a very very hard time convincing people that what you're doing is right and that you're really smart No, Mexico.
Whoa, that's not big capitalist daddy.
That's a fucking troll.
Mexico will pay.
You mark my words.
I win.
Mexico pays.
So.
That's right.
We'll fire Hillary.
Fucking you brony cloppers.
You people are sick people.
You know that?
President Obama.
Peep.
I'm telling you, there's a fucking brony clopping to this right now.
I'm not joking around.
Quickly, we need a leader that wrote the art of the deal.
So the Mexican government is not happy with each other.
Get this stupid shit off my screen for Christ's sake.
Trying to make a mockery of my president, man.
That's my president there, boy.
Stop making a mockery of my president.
Do you understand me?
And by the way, that wasn't Big Capitalist Daddy.
That was some fucking troll trying to get somebody in trouble.
Go shove it up your ass, you damn troll, all right?
Piece of crap.
All right, what's the next one?
Ghost Secret Yeow, Yeow Fanboy.
What the hell's Yeow?
Whatever the hell that is, all right?
Ghost Secret Yeow fanboy, whatever the hell that is.
He requested this next one here.
Hold on.
Let me make sure that this isn't some sick fucking...
Oh, no.
But then again, this is Gay Pride Month, isn't it?
Huh?
I mean, am I right?
This is Gay Pride Month, so I guess if I go and play this video, I'm actually coinciding with the title of this video.
All right?
I mean, I'm not even joking around.
We are celebrating Pride Month.
And once again, I want to extend my hand in friendship to my LGBTQ brethren, of course, with a rubber glove on it.
And I want to extend my hand in friendship.
All right?
Now, once again, this 15 bucker, which requires me and obligates me to watch a YouTube video, has been requested by the Ghost Secret Yaoi fanboy.
Ghost Secret Yaoi fanboy requested this.
Put the PC shot on.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, no.
See, look at this.
Uh-oh, here's some pride.
It's Gay Pride Month.
Surprise, butt sex.
Oh, God.
Wait a minute.
Is this an older man taking advantage of a schoolboy?
Oh, my God, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Surprise, butt sex.
We're celebrating Pride Month, folks.
We're celebrating Pride Month.
That's what we're celebrating.
Surprise, butt sex.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Celebrating Pride Month, folks.
Huh?
Shantae, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay.
Jesus Christ.
Whoever the hell ghost secret yaoi fanboy, you're a sick puppy.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
You're a sick puppy.
All right, this right here, I think, is our last 15-bucker.
Thank God.
Thank God, this is our last 15-bucker here, and it's by Nafara822.
Nafara822 requested this one here.
Let's see what Nafara822 requested.
What the hell is this?
Wait a minute.
This better not be another mockery of my fucking president.
Are you serious, man?
Trump may be the president, but IAM the SMM.
Just shut up, Chancellor Palpatine.
All right, sit there and shut your mouth.
That's my president.
And I don't appreciate all of you people that are donating 15 bucks and making me watch YouTube videos besmirching my great president.
Mockery Of President00:14:29
Besmirching the great Donald Trump.
Do you understand that Donald Trump has exposed the corruption of that criminal organization that we call Washington, D.C.?
He's exposing the corruption, but do you fucking people care?
No!
If it's not in a cartoon, if it's not in a fucking video game, if it's not in some Comic-Con, you stupid man children don't care!
You stupid man children don't care!
Oh, Christ.
I'm tired of you people making fun of my president.
This is the most pro-Americana president in American history.
And you poop poopo.
Yeah, you know what?
You poopal.
You poopo are so goddamn unappreciative that you people just don't fucking have any kind of standard to yourself.
You don't even know what you're supposed to be loyal to.
And you should be loyal to America.
You should be loyal to the Constitution.
You should be loyal to the Bill of Rights that accords you the freedoms that you fucking people take advantage of.
That's what you should be a fucking appreciative, you fucking poopo!
Fucking asshole.
Here's my fucking drink.
You better start respecting my president, you fucks!
You better respect my president.
One more.
One more!
You forgot the fucking link, Black Hat.
You forgot the fucking link.
Stupid idiot.
Poopal tickler.
Oh, I knew.
How quick was that?
Poopal tickler.
Poopal tickler, for Christ's sake.
Who the hell is this?
I'm sick of these anime and gay media shares.
Oh, yeah?
Time for some serious shit.
Lay that baby.
Light him up.
We're gonna run into the goddamn gunfire, the noise, the hell, and kill everybody.
the hell are you talking about anyway let's get to let's get to nafera 822 and And by the way, Black Hat, you forgot the link.
Man, you were so gun-ho about like one more.
One more time.
Wait, what do the fuck you think you are?
One more time.
Buy that for a dollar.
All right, all right, we got it, Black Hat.
We got it.
All right.
Let's get to Nefera's.
Nefera822's.
What?
What?
In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you're under arrest, ghost.
Fuck you.
All right.
Take your Galactic Senate and shove it right up your intergalactic fucking black hole shit funnel.
All right?
Anyway, this is Nefara 822's 15 bucker.
Obviously, it's a mockery of the president.
Let's go ahead and give the PC shot.
Here it is.
Thank you very much.
That's really nice.
Thank you.
All right, guys, this is the big speech.
Look at all those poor people.
Anger, how's our temper doing?
Raging to win, sir.
We're not going to win.
No, with that attitude, Peter is right.
Look at this hipster comedy.
Look at this drab-ass hipster comedy, for fuck's sake.
I need to start stating some facts fast.
A total net worth of 8 billion below zero.
And then the dollar goes up.
China's killing us.
Doctors are quitting.
And it's going to get worse.
Are any of these even true?
This is so stupid.
29, 39, 49.
Now he's just saying numbers.
Anger, why don't you give him something aggressive?
Oh, I'll give him something aggressive.
Small potatoes.
What the hell is- I'm just gonna make- This is horrible.
I mean, you see, you hipsters, you ruin everything, dude.
I mean, you hipsters have ruined everything.
You've ruined people wearing fucking eyeglasses.
You people have ruined people wearing beards.
You people have ruined comedy.
I mean, you people have ruined...
I mean, it's enough, dude.
That is completely enough.
I mean, you fucking hipsters have done enough damage to this country.
I mean, can you just go away?
Seriously.
I mean, there's already a whole shitload of you idiots.
Can't you just all go away?
Go away.
Jesus Christ, man.
All right, who else do we have here?
I know we got a couple of more to be had.
Computerist at Mind Cortex.
What the hell is this?
Computerist at Mind Cortex requested a 15 bucker.
Now, what exactly is this supposed to be?
What is this?
What exactly is this supposed to be?
Oh, my God.
I have to see a fucking God...
I got to see a commercial before I see this.
And guess what they're advertising?
Magic the Gathering.
Fucking dorks are still playing this horseshit?
Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you, man.
You people just are lucky that, you know, we're not in a Yu-Gi-Oh table situation because I'd own your asses.
I would own your asses.
I've got a deck that is just pure offense.
Do you understand that?
Just pure offense.
And that's all there is to it.
All right.
Anyway, what is this?
Computerist at Mind Cortex.
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
The rest of Task Force 141 brought in the ACS.
What the hell is this?
I ask much more from you now.
Yesterday you were a soldier on the front lines, but today.
CIA deep cover operation.
Uniforms are relics.
The war rages everywhere and there will be casualties.
All right, what the hell is going on?
What the hell is this?
Trafficking or genocide.
He's not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals.
What is this?
Remove remove vodka.
Operation Spilt Vodka?
He's your new best friend.
Remember Operation Spilt Vodka?
All right, let's get to this.
What is this?
Is this a fucking video game?
Are you shi- shitting me?
This is a bit- AHHHHHHHHH This is video games for Christ's sake.
I mean, no wonder we have mass shooters.
Look at this shit.
Look at this shit.
No wonder we have mass shootings, man.
Look at this shit.
And you just to think we've got Aspys and Autists playing this crap.
I mean, can you believe this crap?
We've got autists and ASPEs playing this, and we're wondering why we have mass shootings.
I mean, good God.
Oh, my God.
And we wonder why we have mass shootings.
Oh, God.
I mean, no wonder they're thinking about regulating video games.
I mean, this is just horrible.
This is just horrible.
Look at this.
This is mass shootings.
This is mass shootings for Christ.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Let me tell you.
Yeah, all right.
That's enough.
I'm not sure.
Look at this.
This guy's on his ass.
Oh, God.
No!
Oh, my God.
No wonder they want to regulate video games.
I mean, hell.
I mean, take it.
All right, that's enough.
No wonder they want to regulate video games, folks.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Did you all see that?
That was a literal mass shooting.
And to think that these autists and ass burgers, when they play these games, they take them freaking literally, for Christ's sake, man.
They take them literally.
You have too much of Trump's heart in you, young ghost.
To move one, kill it, and use that pain to enhance your grandfather.
Shove it up your ass, all right?
I'm not playing any goddamn magic gathering with you, you son of a bitch.
Just sit there and shut up.
All right?
I'm just simply stating, did you all see that mass shooting, folks?
This is why they're talking about regulating video games.
And if they're going to regulate video games, I think they need to regulate them by the following, okay?
Obviously, if you're under the age of 18, you should not be playing these types of video games.
It's obvious.
They regulate movies that way.
I mean, give me a break.
We got to do that to video games, okay?
Secondly, I personally believe that anybody who has taken psychotropic drugs, anybody who has autism or ass burgers, should probably not be allowed to play these types of games.
I'm not even kidding around.
I think there needs to be a certain level of mental capacity to be able to play these games.
I'm not joking around, folks.
I'm not kidding.
I think that if you got autism or you got ass burgers or you have been taking psychotropic drugs, I don't think that it's a real bright idea to be playing these types of video games.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm not even joking around, folks.
I'm sorry.
This is just horrible.
I didn't even realize that they made video games like that.
What the hell is this?
Hey, ghosts.
What?!
I just wanted to say that I'm praying for the conversion of your Zionist ass to the Catholic Church.
Oh, Jesus, that might- I'm not a Zionist asshole, alright?
I'm not a Zionist.
I am not a goddamn Zionist, okay?
I'm just simply stating, folks, just imagine some fucking person that's mentally off, like these fucking Aspies and these autists playing stuff like this.
They take it freaking literal, man.
I mean, do you remember that fucking one kid that killed his mom because she got pissed at him because he got a D on his report card?
I mean, where do you think that pent-up angst, that pent-up violence comes from?
It comes from being subjected to fucking violent video games in this capacity on a habitual basis.
And that's why I'm saying, if you've ever taken a psychotropic drug like Prozac or Zoloft or, you know, Xanax, I mean, you know, any of those fucking things.
You shouldn't be playing these types of games, in my personal opinion.
I don't think that anybody who has had, you know, Asperger's or autism should be playing these types of games.
All right, I'm just simply stating we need something.
That is just horrible what I just saw.
All right?
That's horrible what I just saw for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have?
We got one more 15-bucker here.
We got one more 15-bucker.
And that is from Black Hat.
All right, here's Black Hat.
Again, I don't even know what the hell this is supposed to be.
What is it, Black Hat?
What is this crap?
What is this garbage?
What the hell?
What the fuck is this, Black Hat?
What in the blue hell did you just fucking request, Black Hat?
I'm telling you, I'm going to end this fucking show for Christ's sake.
I'm going to end it.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
Put the PC shot on.
This is what Black Hat requested.
Look at this enemy shit.
Is that supposed to be me, asshole?
What?
Hot dude!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
What the fuck is...
Are you kidding me?
Oh, my God.
All right, that's enough.
Turn this shit off!
Oh my god...
Alright...
All right, get this shit out of here.
Get this fucking shit out of here, man.
That's not me, you fucking pieces of shit.
That's not me.
Get him!
Fucking idiots!
Ah!
Fucking assholes!
Look, I don't know whether it's hump day on a Pride month or what it is, but I'm getting sick and tired of you people doing this.
I'm getting goddamn sick and tired of you people doing this shit, man.
All right?
I deserve more respect than this, for Christ's sake, man.
I deserve more respect.
And you fucking people know it.
I deserve more respect, damn it.
I should end this fucking show right now.
You know that?
I should fucking end this show right now just to show you people how serious I am about this shit.
You know that?
I should end this goddamn show right goddamn now just to show you how serious I am about this shit.
Because I'm fucking serious.
I'm tired of you people.
You fucking people, man.
Empty threats.
Empty fucking threats.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Hey, look at this.
I've only drank two fucking beers because I've been sitting here messing around with you people.
I've been sitting here.
I've only drank two fucking beers.
Let me drink the rest of this.
I need some more beer if I'm going to fucking even palette, you fucking stupid cyber vermin, man.
I need more beer.
I need some goddamn more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I'm telling you right now.
You people think I'm fucking empty threatened over here.
I'm telling you, I'm going to show you what empty threat is, boy.
I'm going to show you what empty thread is, you piece of crap, all right?
And guess what?
All the people that want shoutouts and all the people that want radio graffiti, they're going to be mad at your ass.
End Broadcast Early00:15:33
They're going to be mad at your ass for me ending this broadcast so goddamn early, you piece of trash.
All right?
I deserve more respect in that.
Man, shut the fuck up in the fucking chat room or I swear to God, I will fucking end this fucking show.
All of you pip squeak internet people losers in the chat room, shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Jesus Christ.
Calling me empty threats.
I'll fucking show you empty threats, boy.
Do you understand that?
I'll show you empty threats and shut up.
Y'all deserve shit.
You all don't deserve a fucking thing.
After what you have been doing to me, show after show after show after fucking show.
Fucking sick of this shit, dude.
I'm sick of this crap.
I deserve more respect than this.
Do you understand that?
Before you trolls came along, what is this?
You won't end the show.
Do it, you Joe Biden dick sucking bitch.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, I am so V. Fuck you.
I know what you're trying to make me say.
I'll end it, you son of a bitch.
And when I end it, who in the hell is going to cry about it?
Everybody that wants radio graffiti.
Everybody that wants chat room shout outs.
And you can blame these scumbags.
You can blame these scumbags for trying to tempt me to trying to sit here and say that I'm an empty threat, son of a bitch.
I don't fucking give empty threats.
I don't give goddamn empty threats, all right?
Tell me that right damn now, man.
I should just end this broadcast just to show you fucking people.
Just to show you how serious I am.
Because I'm goddamn serious, man.
I'm goddamn serious.
What the hell is this?
Sperm me the butt hamster.
Bitch won't end it.
Hashtag no balls.
Fucking fuckers!
Don't fucking tempt me.
God damn it, man.
DON'T FUCKING TIP ME! DON'T FUCKING TIP ME! DON'T FUCKING TIP- LOOK!
There tempted me!
Look!
You never do anything you say, you empty threat son of a bitch.
I'm telling you, you people that want radio graffiti!
You're this close!
This fucking close with me ending the fucking show!
And Nathan Hall said that that shooter game was fine, but I didn't like that shooter game.
I'm telling you, the next son of a bitch, the next fucking son of a bitch that tells me on text-to-speech that I'm an empty threat or end it, bitch, or any of that shit, I'm telling you, you all are gonna regret it.
You're all gonna pay for it.
Yeah, the no balls show, you son of a bitch.
I got fucking big balls, all right?
I got balls the size of grapefruits that'll slap you upside your goddamn chin if you think I got no balls, boy.
Do you understand me, you pip squeaks?
You fucking goddamn internet people.
Oh, look at this.
You can thank Evil Mira.
You pieces of shit.
You can thank Evil Mira for this show ending early.
You understand that?
You can thank Evil Mira and all these people.
And this asshole.
Empty threat bitch.
Empty threat word, bitch.
Damn it.
I've got your bitch.
I've got your bitch.
And who the hell is this?
This Lavalty or whatever the hell.
Ended Alex Jones Conservatar?
No balls.
Let me tell you, folks, you're going to have a lot of pissed off people when I end this broadcast here in a couple of minutes.
All right?
You're going to have a lot of fucking pissed off people.
But I'm telling you, you need to vent your frustration at Evil Mira and all these fucking people that are out here that are forcing me to pull my hand here.
Look at this.
Look!
Look at this, bitch, empty threats pussy.
What am I supposed to do?
Look at this shit.
Look at this shit.
Troll 64 Ghost 1 Ghost Sucks end it.
You fucking piece of crap.
You goddamn fucking piece of garbage, man.
I mean, I'm seriously, man.
I'm going to end this broadcast here in a couple of minutes, alright?
And all of you people in the chat room, keep flapping your fat fucking sausages of fingers on the keyboard.
Keep saying empty threats.
Keep saying this and that.
Because I'm going to end it, you piece of shit.
Go ahead.
End it, bitch.
I love democracy.
I love it.
End it, public.
The power you give me, I will lay down when this crisis has a bitch.
And as my first authority, I made a shit.
Your bitch!
I've got your bitch, you stupid fucking internet people!
I've got your bitch!
So shut the fuck up!
So shut the fuck up!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
If you end it early, no!
Don't fucking go there!
Don't fucking go there!
Don't go there with the troll war!
I'm warning you, you bloodthirsty little digital internet heathens!
I'm warning you, you don't want a fucking troll war!
I'm telling you right now!
You don't want it.
End it retarded Alex Jones.
And bitch, bitch, bitch.
I got your bitch.
And let me tell you, you fucking bloodthirsty little fruit bowls better stop fucking thinking that troll war is all fun and games, boy.
It ain't fun and games.
It ain't fun and games until the troll war hits you.
And by God, you don't want that.
You don't want the troll war to hit you, by God.
I'm telling you the truth.
So all of you bloodthirsty digital heathens, you better stop with all this Cold War talk.
Because I'm telling you right goddamn now, when the troll war hits you, you're going to be crying like a little bitch.
You're going to be crying like a little bitch.
I'm telling you, especially you assholes that are most vocal about the troll war, you don't want it.
You don't want it.
Newfags, shut the fuck up about troll wars and your fail troll bullshit.
Oh, man.
Go fucking kill yourselves since that's the only thing you're doing for.
Your existence isn't needed in ghosts' trials.
Hey, I'm telling you, folks, you don't want a troll war.
By God, it's dangerous, boy.
It's dangerous.
And it's all fun and games until the damn troll war hits you, you piece of crap.
It's all fun and games until the troll war hits you.
I don't want to hear any of you fucking internet scumbags in the chat room or in text to speech.
I don't want to hear troll war again.
I don't want to hear troll war again.
I don't want to hear troll war again, you son of a bitch.
I'm telling you, you don't want it.
I'm telling you.
What?
If Ghost ends it early like a little bitch, you all can watch the late.
Who gives a shit?
Nobody cares about some stupid dumb Brit bong.
Oh, you know, look at me.
We're sitting here.
We're playing video games and we're talking about things.
And look at me.
You gotta shut up.
Nobody gives a shit.
All right.
So shove it up, your ass.
Ghost's troll war will be as weak as when Trump pussied out of Syria.
Evil Mira, you better shut the fuck up, you leftist piece of trash.
Because let me tell you something.
This troll war, I've already been through several of them, boy.
You don't want this.
Do you understand that?
You don't want this.
Do you understand me?
You don't want this.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
So are you going to be screaming like a retarded audist at the end of the show tonight?
You fucking asshole.
End it, bitch.
I'm fucking tired of you fucking people coming at me like this for Christ.
I'm tired of you people.
I'm telling you, you're lucky this ain't some goddamn barroom right now.
If this was a goddamn barroom, I'd be laying smacketh downs on your asses.
I would conjure up the spirit of Ike Turner and leave you on the floor in a puddle of your own blood and piss like Tina, baby.
I'm telling you, you fucking people talk mad shit over the internet.
But I'm telling you right now, if you were in front of my fucking face, I would fucking...
I wish this was your fucking face.
Shit!
I wish this was your face.
It's God.
Fucking shit.
I wish this was your fucking face.
Because I'm telling you right now, you people, you sick, demented internet people, you talk a lot of shit over the internet, man.
You talk a lot of goddamn shit over the internet.
And I'm telling you, you wouldn't be running your gator in front of my face.
In the event these new fags start this unnecessary troll war, make sure it's the newfags that become the only casualties.
Fuck newfags.
These real trolls don't want a troll.
I mean, do you see this?
People don't want a troll war.
Are you hearing the text to speech, you fucking bloodthirsty, disgusting digital heathens?
Do you hear this?
People don't want a troll war.
They don't want one.
They don't want one, you pansexual Peter Puffer, gender-fluid, fondling, blue ball blowing pieces of shit.
Harrow ghost, this is your woman from Vietnam from many years ago.
Shut up, man.
When I'm fucking Vietnamese, you're a jamboo salesman capitalist and would like to meet his father.
Jesus Christ.
We are hoping you are.
Stop talking about being fucking naive.
You're pissing me off.
And nobody wants to become a Catholic for Christ's sake.
It's a bunch of Woody Allen butt-loving pedophiles in the goddamn Catholic Church.
Nobody wants to be a part of the Catholic Church for Christ's sake.
Look at that kooky pope you got for Christ's sake.
Stupid wide-eyed kooky fat fucking Argentinian pope bastard.
Give me my goddamn beer.
Give me my goddamn beer.
I buy that for a dollar.
Hey, bloodthirsty assholes, do you know what a troll war entails?
Go ask fucking Celtic Brittany how he and his family liked being harassed.
Troll wars are not a fucking joke and can have real consequences.
It's not a joke on the internet.
It's not a joke.
It's not a joke.
Thank you, patiently waiting.
Tell these fucking people, man.
Tell these bloodthirsty assholes in the chat room that they don't want a troll war.
They don't want one.
They don't want one.
Ghost equals will rage for money.
You're a fucking autistic has this.
Fuck you, asshole, alright?
Nobody asked you for Christ's sake, you fucking idiot.
It won't be a troll war.
It'll be a massacre of ghost and his followers.
Oh, look at this leftist piece of shit.
You're trolling shit.
You know, you're dead on the ship.
You're evil mirror.
You leftist piece of trash.
You're talking a bunch of shit, dude.
I'm telling you, I mean, you're talking a bunch of shit.
And I guarantee you, if the troll war hit your ass, you'd be the first one crying to your local leftist politician, whining your ass off.
So just sit there and shut up.
All right, just sit there and shut the fuck up.
Jesus Christ, I'm done with this crap.
I'm done.
I'm not, you know, you people are talking troll wars.
You people are talking garbage out here.
I mean, that's why I ended the last show the way I ended it.
Because I don't want a troll war, and I guarantee goddamn teeth, you don't want one either.
And I don't care how much of an edge lord you are.
I don't care if you think that you've got big goddamn digital balls.
You don't want a troll war, boy, because it's all fun and games.
It's all fun and games until the troll war comes to you, boy.
It's all fun and games, all right?
Celtic Brony first patiently waiting.
Listen, that's not fucking funny!
You fucking trolls!
That's not fucking funny, man!
Cut that shit out!
Cut it out!
You bloodthirsty assholes don't know what you're asking for.
I'm telling you, I'm trying to tell you how to make sure it's only the newfags that become the only doxed casualties.
Oh, dude, I don't like this talk.
The real trolls don't want any part in the world.
Dude, I don't like this talk, dude.
I really don't like this talk.
Dude, this is enough.
All right, I don't like all this troll war talk.
I don't like any of this stuff, dude.
Everybody just stop.
I don't want to hear troll war again.
I don't want to hear any threats.
I don't want to hear any of this stuff, dude.
No troll war, okay?
I mean, that's why I brought the Saturday Night Troll Show, okay?
The whole reason why I have a Saturday Night Troll show on Saturdays is to prevent you trolls from conducting a fucking troll war.
And if you idiots are going to go and continue on with this troll war shit, well, then maybe we won't have a Saturday Night Troll Show anymore.
How you like that, huh?
How you like a little bit of that, you bloodthirsty, disgusting cyber heathens?
Could we all take a chill pill, including you, ghost?
Here, my dude.
Cheers.
Could we please have shout-outs and RG?
I don't know, Dark Me Magician Girl.
I mean, thank you for the 25, but listen to these bloodthirsty pricks.
The Trump criticizes Trump wall while hiding behind the Vatican.
Of course.
Of course.
Why don't you tell the Pope to knock down his 300 fucking feet walls from his Vatican?
He ain't going to do it.
And La Valliti, whatever the hell his name, for two bucks, Alex, you already lost the info wars.
Shut up, all right?
Truth reduced TTS and better format equals no troll.
Hey, fuck you.
I already negotiated with you fucking trolls.
And look at how far that got me, for Christ's sake.
Look at how far that got me, man.
No Troll War Shit00:13:29
I negotiated with you and said, look, I'll do a Saturday Night Troll show so long as there's no troll war.
And look at how fucking that got me.
Then sit this one out.
Ghost, you chickenhawk.
Go stand around with Bolton and all the other pencil pushers that didn't fight when they couldn't get it.
I'm telling you, you're a poor piece of trash.
You know that?
You're a real big piece of trash, Evil Mira.
I'm telling you that right now, you piece of crap.
Oh, for Christ's sake.
And look, Dark Me Magician Girl, she hooked it up with 25 bucks to try to prevent me from fucking ending the broadcast.
But I don't know, man.
You're hearing all these people.
You're hearing all these people in the chat room.
You're hearing them in the text-to-speech chat.
These people are sick.
They want a troll war.
I'm trying to stop them.
And look, I'm telling you, you all continue this troll war shit.
No goddamn Saturday Night Troll show.
All right?
No Saturday Night Troll Show.
That's all I'm talking about.
You people are going to sit here and try to make me look like a mockery when I done the Saturday Night Troll Show so you sons of bitches wouldn't be talking about troll war.
And here you are, you're flapping your fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard, talking about troll war for Christ's sake.
I'm telling you, I'm thinking about canceling the Saturday Night Troll Show if you idiots are this bloodthirsty for a fucking troll war.
I mean, that was the whole reason why I put one.
Look at this.
Take it away, bitch.
No balls.
You see this?
Do you see what's happening here, folks?
Do you see what's happening?
Jesus Christ, man.
How the hell did we get here?
You, y'all need to calm down.
Here's some death metal.
Let the fire warm your troubles up.
Jesus Christ.
Do we really need death metal right now, computerist?
I mean, everybody's all wrapped up on digital testosterone.
Everybody wants a damn troll war.
They think that it's some kind of a fucking game.
It's not a game.
This is serious business.
There's actual casualties.
Things actually happen.
Bad things happen.
Bad things happen, dude.
And I don't think these people that are in the chat room understand how serious this is.
Anyway, since computerists donated a 15 bucker, let's go ahead and see what the hell he's got.
All right, what is this?
What is this computerist?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Got some metal going on?
I mean, do we really need to see this?
Do we really need to see this when we're talking about troll war here?
I mean, seriously, do we really need to see this since we're talking about troll wars?
You really like to ban bad people in fact.
Right?
Diffuse this now and ban anyone mentioning war in the chat, please for us all ghost.
I mean, should I do that?
I mean, do I have to do that?
Am I seriously going to have to reduce to that?
I hope not, Relay Operator 23, but hold on.
Let me listen to a little bit more of this.
I mean, I hope it doesn't get to that.
I hope it doesn't get to that, man.
Troll War Roll Call.
Troll War Roll Call.
Trolls time for battle.
Do you see what I'm saying?
Do you see what I'm saying?
Trolls time for battle?
Are you kidding me?
Oh, Christ.
If you're actually a man and not just full of empty threats, you'll end the show, bitch.
Fuck you, Gurak.
All right?
Fuck you and your stupid little Gurak little fruit bowl voice that you probably got, boy.
All right, put a little bit more of this damn thing.
Kick off the war to end all troll wars without hunting down ghosts.
Work hard and claim your life.
We get it.
All right.
Anyway, and look, now the great doxing war.
Oh.
Oh, and whoever just put the great doxing war, I'm telling you, I'm turning you into the cyber police.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm turning you into the cyber police, and consequences will never be the same, you little fart.
All right?
I'm not even joking around.
I'm not even kidding around, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, what a bunch of freaks.
What a bunch of freaks, for Christ's sake.
Give me my goddamn drink.
I'm telling you, I shouldn't have had those wings before I goddamn came onto this broadcast.
I'm feeling rather parched.
And I'm telling you, I'm guzzling down beers like it's going out of style.
It's not doing a goddamn thing for my thirst.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
All right.
I don't want to hear any more about troll war or doxing or none of that.
I'm turning everybody into the cyber police that is donating, that is talking about doxing or any of that crap.
I'm turning you into the cyber police and consequences will never be the same.
You done goofed.
And I've already backtraced on all you idiots.
And I'm telling you, you just wait.
All right.
You just wait.
I need some more beer if I'm going to continue on with this broadcast.
All right.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer.
And since Dark Me Magician Girl, all right, put 25.
She put another 25.
I'm serious.
The reasonable trolls and most of your true fans don't want no troll wars.
I don't want one either.
Only the newfags seem to do.
Here's a song that cheers me up.
A song that cheers you up?
Really?
Normally, I'd be trying to cyberbully ghosts with TTS, but this whole troll war bullshit made me drop my act.
Cease and desist, please.
Just stick to trolling ghosts.
I don't want a troll war, dude.
These fucking sick internet people.
That's what they're asking for, dude.
I don't want this.
I've been trying to stop this.
I've been trying to stop.
And look, some idiot.
Speaking of which, I've already got two 15 buckers I got to play.
This 15 bucker is saying trolls time for battle.
What is this troll war call?
What the fuck is this?
This is the 15 bucker that was donated by trolls time for battle.
What the fuck is this?
Put the PC shot.
Trolls time for battle.
What is this?
He loves little trolls, but what do guys wish for?
Battle trolls?
Battle trolls!
This is...
This was actually a thing?
Battle trolls?
Troll call.
Bullseye troll.
Terminator troll.
Oh my God.
All right, that's enough, dude.
This is not a fucking game.
I mean, look at Dark Me Magician Girl, Meme Magician.
They're telling you that this damn troll war is not a game, dude.
This is not a game, and I want everybody to stop with this shit.
I want everybody to stop with this shit.
And since Dark Me Magician Girl donated 225 buckers, I'm going to try to stay.
All right?
You all better be kissing Dark Me Magician Girl's ass.
All right, I'll tell you that right down now.
Unlisted Ninja for two bucks said, let's avoid war.
Nobody wants one.
I'm trying to, dude.
I'm not.
Dude, do you think I want this, dude?
I think this is a fucking sick game that these fucking new pieces of garbage are playing in this damn game.
This is not a game.
This is not a goddamn game.
And I think people need to recognize that, man, if you all want a troll war, you got to be, you got to watch out what you wish for, man.
You got to watch out what you wish for because I'm telling you, you don't want this shit, man.
You don't want this shit.
I can't believe you people.
I can't believe any of you.
Anyway, this has been a request by Dark Me Magician Girl saying that this song cheers her up.
Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
What is it, Dark Me Magician Girl?
What song cheers you up?
What is this?
Oh, yeah!
Do some robotic dick!
Oh!
Do some robotic dick!
Do some robotic dick!
Yeah.
Break dancing.
Electric.
Boogaloo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Electric.
Boogaloo.
Ugh.
Yeah.
Ugh.
Yeah.
Get down.
Get down.
Get down to the ground.
Yeah.
Shake that ass.
Shake that ass.
Yeah.
Flex.
Nuts.
Flex.
Nuts.
Yeah.
No.
Control.
War.
No troll war.
No troll war.
Yeah.
Ugh.
Yeah.
Doing the robot.
Doing the robot.
Electric boogaloo.
Yeah.
This is an emergency.
This ain't too bad.
All right.
We got it.
All right.
Thank you, Dark Meme Magician Girl.
And to think that Dark Mean Magician Girl is a voice of reason around here.
I can't even believe it.
I can't even believe it.
Anyway, you all thank Dark Me Magician Girl for keeping me around here.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
Because I was getting really sick and tired of all your bloodthirsty troll war talk.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, what is this?
Are we gonna have to have to fucking throw peace signs around?
Are we gonna have to have like a fucking Woodstock?
What is this?
The fucking 60s?
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, we're gonna have to be fucking throwing on some boomer music to stop the troll war, huh?
I mean, come on, people now.
Come on, Brian.
I mean, come here.
Are we gonna have to do this shit?
It ain't me.
It ain't me.
I ain't no Samadhi's son.
I mean, I have to do this shit.
Anyway, I've got a new goddamn beer here.
And listen, listen, it's already three hours and 35 minutes into the broadcast.
What is this?
We'd love to kiss Dark Me Magician Girl's ass and do other things to it, too.
Oh, dude, dude, come on.
And look, there's Mean Magician.
Can't we all just get along?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, man.
I mean, in the words of Rodney King, can't we all just get along?
I mean, come on, man.
Come on.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Here's this leftist piece of shit.
I told you he wasn't going to get it.
Fuck you.
20 minutes later, and he's still on.
Fuck you.
This is why you can't do anything right now.
I had Dark Me Magician Girl.
All right.
Keep me on.
All right.
I was going to get off, and we had some trolls that were actually some voice of reason on here.
And that's why I'm still here.
Shut up, Evil Mira.
Stop trying to ruin everything like a typical leftist.
All right.
That's what leftists do.
They ruin everything for everybody.
And I'm sick of them.
Jesus Christ.
Hell yeah.
Dark Me Magician Girl.
That was a sick beat of a song.
Ghost, can you play some?
Uh-oh, hold on just a second.
Hold on.
This is I'll play something here just a second.
This one right here was requested by meme magician.
He just donated the 25-bucker.
Thank you very much, Meme Magician.
And thank you very much, Dark Me Magician Girl.
But this 15-bucker actually integrated with a 25-bucker was requested by Meme Magician.
Put the PC shot on.
This is by Meme Magician.
What is this?
Yeah.
There we go, baby.
Damn.
To the breakdance.
Electric Boogaloo.
Yeah.
To the breakdance.
Electric Boogaloo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Electric Boogaloo.
Electric Boogaloo.
Yeah.
To the robot.
To the robot.
Tommy Chong Daughter00:03:15
Yeah.
To the robot.
To the robot.
Yeah.
I'm telling you, black folks, man.
We're such musical people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Here, this is actually the bloods and crips before they turned into gangs.
They were dance crews, baby.
Look at that.
You see the bloods and the blood with the red and then the blue.
This is how the bloods and crips started right here.
We're watching the history of the bloods and crips.
You see, there's the bloods challenging the crips.
Now the crips gotta go and get their homie.
Get some Lionel Joseph looking son of eventually.
And there he goes.
Electric Boogaloo.
Electric Boogaloo.
Here come the bloods.
Here's the bloods, brother.
Like, uh, I'm bee walking.
I'm bee walking.
Yeah, yeah, I'm be walking.
Well, I'm sea walking.
I'm sea walking.
I'm doing the man's sea walk.
I'm doing the cripwalk.
Do the blood walk.
Do the sea walk.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, wait a minute.
Is that Radong Kwong?
Radon Kong?
Hey, wait a minute.
Isn't that Radon Chong?
Believe it or not, that's what's it called?
Tommy Chong's daughter.
That right there is Tommy Chong's daughter.
He liked black chicks.
He had a daughter with a black chick.
Her name is Radong Chong.
She was also in Commando as well as, you know, the ethnically ambiguous.
Yeah.
Anyway, let's keep it going.
This is actually pretty funny.
I'm Cosmo D from outer space.
I can't do rock with human race.
Do the C-Walk.
Oh!
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
I was getting a little into it there.
I was getting into it for Christ's sake.
All right.
Radong Chong.
Y'all never heard of Radong Chong, dude.
That was fucking Tommy Chong's daughter, dude.
Look it up.
Look it up.
All right.
I'm telling you, man.
I mean, you know, fucking Tommy Chong's like, hey, man, you know, there's a black chick over there, man.
And I'm about to give her some Maui Wowie, man.
And then, you know, nine months later, out came that ethnically ambiguous broad.
Anyway, look.
I think that it's about time for me to break out the devil's lettuce.
All right.
I mean, I've already been on here for three hours and 40 minutes.
Let's go ahead and break out the devil's lettuce.
I'm talking about the wacky tobacco.
I'm talking about the tetrahydrocannabilol.
I'm talking about the reefer, the chronic, the poo smoke.
All right.
Where's my pipe?
Get her my goddamn pipe for Christ's sake.
All right.
We got to clean this son of a bitch.
Go ahead and clean this damn pipe.
All right.
We already cleaned this son of a bitch.
All right.
And by the way, I've got myself some new reefer.
Puerto Rican Style00:02:27
Hey, balls.
It's Modelo time fool.
Modelo time?
Model Medelo.
Hold on.
Let me go ahead and play Balls' 15 bucker up in here for Christ's sake, man.
And let me tell you, Balls goes back to the Pow Talk days in 2010.
So cheers to that dude, man.
Anyway, let's continue on.
Let's see what Balls requested.
What did you request for the 15 bucker here?
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Here we go.
It's Modelo time, Fool.
I guess everybody's getting a little bit reminiscent of all the breakdancing that we're broadcasting here.
Once again, this one right here is my Balls.
Time for Modelo.
And he requested this.
Go ahead and put the PC shot on.
Here we go.
Look at this.
Oh, man.
This is like 80s roller skating rink music.
And look, it's the electric bungalow.
Look, it's the electric bungalow.
It's the electric bungalow.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Here comes a fucking scuff Rico Suave.
Here's Scuff Rico Suave.
You can tell he's a Puerto Rican.
Check out the kinky hair.
Uh-oh.
And here's this, you know, doesn't know if she's lesbian broad.
Getting enamored by the black dancing.
Uh-oh.
Electric Boogaloo in the house.
It's a dance-off.
It's a dance song, baby.
What are you going to do now, man?
Oh, man, he just did Puerto Rican style on your ass, holes.
He just did Puerto Rican style on your ass.
Okay, send the young brother after him.
Send the young brother after him.
Here we go.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Man, I'm telling you, black folks, man, you're such musical people, dude.
Oh!
I wish I could dance like a black man.
I mean, look at this guy.
Impactful On Lungs00:10:40
It's like it's like natural rhythm, dude.
Yeah, look at this.
Look at these brothers.
Look at these brothers.
Man!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, they're back at the park.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Is that Jean-Claude Van Damm right there?
Is that Sean-Claude Van Damme?
Is that a young Sean Claude?
What the hell is that?
This guy thinks he's Cheg Rivera.
This guy thinks he's Cheg Rivera.
Oh, Jesus.
All right.
All right.
I've had about enough of this.
All right.
Anyway, folks, I mean, I'm serious, dude.
I mean, I think that black folks are musical people, and I envy them.
You know, they know how to sing.
They know how to dance.
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, come on.
You mean to tell me you weren't wished, you didn't wish that you had the pipes of like Casey from Jodicy?
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Anyway, let me go ahead and...
I've got some Hollywood kush here.
All right.
And thanks, balls, for the 15-bucker.
Let's go ahead and go ahead and break a little bit off.
Y'all hear that bud breaking, breaking off that bud?
Oh, yeah.
I got that good stuff, baby.
Hollywood Kush.
You can see those little crystals all over the bud there, man.
All those freaking trichonomes or whatever the hell you call them.
That's what I'm talking about.
Now, what I'm going to do, let me see, man.
Once you break open that bud, you can just smell the pungent, the pungent smell of tetrahydrocannabinol in the air, man.
Smells like, you could smell it, dude.
You could just smell it in the air.
All right?
Anyway, let me go ahead.
Where's my freaking...
All right, here we go.
I got my Bic lighter going on.
All right.
Let's go ahead.
And once again, I'm smoking me a little bit of tetrahydrocannabinol, the devil's lettuce, the marijuana, the reefer, the grass, the chronic, the endo, the poo smoke.
Here we go.
And like I said, just because I'm doing this on the air doesn't mean that you should do it either.
So everybody that's trying to claim that I'm some kind of a bad influence like they were trying to claim on the last broadcast, which I don't freaking appreciate, I like for everybody to just calm their asses down.
And I just want to remind everybody, just because I'm doing stuff on the internet doesn't mean you should do it either.
All right.
Anyway, let me go ahead and go ahead and smoke some of this.
All right.
Go ahead and smoke some of this.
You got to hold it in what hit the brain, dude.
Got a hold of it and let it the brain.
Shit.
Oh, man.
And I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, dude, every time I smoke for the first time, man, it just secretes all the mucus out of my orifices.
So let me get a goddamn tissue.
And I always keep boxes of tissues around because I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is with weed and like extracting the mucus out of the orifices.
I don't get it, man.
Oh, dude.
That's a lot of mucus, dude.
That looks like a freaking abortion or something, dude.
That's disgusting.
All right.
All right.
I feel better.
I feel better.
I can breathe for Christ's sake.
All right.
I can breathe.
All right.
Hey, I'm sorry, dude.
Every time I take a hit of the poo smoke, it does this to me.
All right.
I'm sorry.
All right.
I'm sorry, for Christ's sake.
It cleans out the sinuses or some shit.
And not to mention, I was eating some hot ass wings earlier.
And, you know, hot ass wings, they got a lot of sodium.
And as a result, I don't know.
I don't know what's going on.
Anyway, just shut up.
Everybody in the chat room saying Jew nose and all this other crap.
Just shut up.
Jewish kazoo nose.
A kazoo nose?
Shut the fuck up.
Can't you all just shut your stupid stinking holes, dude?
I'm going to take one more hit of the tetrahydrocannabinol, all right?
And anybody who's complaining, hey, you idiots have been hollering about troll war.
You've been talking shit to me.
You've been saying I'm empty threats and all this shit.
So you know what I'm doing right now?
I'm doing me.
I'm doing me.
That's what the fuck I'm doing right now.
Do you understand me?
I'm doing me.
And if you don't like it, you can eat my dick up till you hiccup.
How you like that, huh?
How you like a little bit of that?
If you don't like that, you can eat my dick up till you hiccup.
I'm doing me.
I'm doing me.
And then when I do this, maybe we'll, maybe, maybe we'll get to some goddamn chat room shout outs.
And maybe we'll get to some goddamn radio graffiti, huh?
And fuck you.
Whoever the fuck is clocking me, you son of a bitch, don't clock me, you son of a bitch.
All right?
Hey, duck, rap, devil duck raptor.
You're putting a watch with a finger to it with some fucking idiot with glasses.
Man, fuck you.
That's why I hate when you clock me.
That's why I hate when you clock me, you asshole.
Stupid ass.
Give me some more smoke.
All right.
It's the only way I can pallet these sons of bitches when I'm a little bit inebriated.
All right?
Give me some more smoke.
You got to hold it and let it hit the brain.
Oh, shit.
Whoa.
Whoa, dude.
Whoa, man, that really was an impactful on the lungs.
That was impactful on the lungs, dude.
Wow.
Wow, dude.
I'm telling you, this new Hollywood Kush that I've scored from the Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner.
I'm telling you, this is some good stuff, man.
There's not a better feeling in the world than getting a little buzzed with some fucking beer and then adding some tetrahydrocannabinol to that, baby.
Mama Mia.
I'm telling you that.
Mama Mia.
Oh, man.
Give me my drink.
Ah, man.
I'm really parched.
I'm telling you that right now.
I'm really parched.
Shut up in the fucking chat room.
Stop clocking me.
Don't clock me.
I hate that shit.
You all know I hate that shit.
Just stop clocking me.
I've taken enough of your shit today.
All of you.
I've taken enough of your goddamn garbage today.
I mean, don't you think I've taken enough of your garbage?
Don't you all think that I have taken enough of your fucking garbage?
Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus.
Now, you see, now you're making me belch.
I hope you fucking troll terrorists are happy.
Now I'm belching.
You assholes are getting me so pissed off that all the fucking acid is churning up in my fucking stomach and I'm belching.
I hope that your fucking idiots are happy.
You anal object aficionados.
I hope that you're happy.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm not joking.
You mud-butt-licking kebab meatbag chewing, blue ball-blowing Cincinnati bow tie receiving rusty trombone playing dirty Sanchez loving tank tongue and sweaty sock sucking piece of trash.
I'm serious.
I'm goddamn serious.
Give me my drink.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hey, fuck you, whoever fucking donated that shit, man.
Fuck you.
I god damn it.
Fuck you.
And La Validi or whatever the hell your name is, you Vatican loving prick.
For two bucks, he said, break time's over, you drug addict.
I'm not an addict, asshole.
I'm a connoisseur.
Don't you understand that?
I'm not an addict.
I'm not an addict, dude.
I'm not an addict.
I'm a connoisseur.
All right?
I'm a connoisseur.
Shut the fuck up in the chat room with the fucking clocks.
I'm not joking around.
Shut up with the clocks.
Shut the fuck up with the clocks, man.
You know what?
I don't know how much longer I can take this fucking shit.
I've been on here for three hours and 53 minutes, for Christ's sake.
Can you all shut up with that fucking emoji?
It's starting to piss me off.
Like I said, the first time you idiots started clocking me in the chat room, it reminds me of some fucking neckbeard, four-eyed asshole knocking on his watch with his fucking index finger saying, Hey, hey, come on, dude.
Okay, get up.
Time is money.
Okay, get the fuck up.
That fucking pisses me off.
That sight, that scene, that fucking conjuring up of it just by you fucking clocking me, it pisses me off.
Massive Google DDoS00:07:52
And that's why I think you fucking people know this.
that's why you keep posting it that's why you keep posting it that's why you keep posting it that's why you keep posting it And I'm sick of it, man.
Heavy Hebrew.
Hi, Ghost.
I have a question.
What do you think of Trump's Department of Justice opening antitrust investigations into big tech?
I think it was an attempt by the Trump administration.
A time for a troll war.
Like, shut the fuck up about troll wars, asshole.
All right, I'm not joking.
Shut up about troll wars.
Oh, my God.
And if you want my opinion, the Justice Department opening an antitrust investigation against Google was an attempt at the Trump administration putting pressure on China's influence on our country.
And why?
Because we have a tariff war.
But you know what China did?
And I said this on the last show.
They orchestrated a massive DDoS attack, which ended up literally taking anyone who was connected with Google Cloud Services down.
And that included a plethora of different companies.
And it proved how much of our internet and how much of telephone lines and a bunch of other services that went down are connected to Google Cloud Services.
You know, I also read that people that have that little nest lock for their homes, you know, how you can fucking unlock your home with your fucking cell phone or some shit.
They couldn't even get to their homes.
They couldn't even get into their homes because of this Google DDoS that, in my opinion, was conducted by the Chinese in conjunction with Google.
And it was a direct response for the Department of Justice opening up this antitrust against Google.
And once I saw this, folks, that was another check move by China suggesting to the United States that even though they're putting a lot of damage, I'm talking about the United States, we're putting a lot of damage on China with this 25% tariff.
We're effectively battering their economy with this.
And you can take a look at any news report on Google, just put in China economy and take a look at all the bad fucking economic numbers and shit that are coming out of China.
And China made this move as an opportunity to show that they can affect our economy.
And I'm telling you, folks, what Sunday, that's what happened during the DDoS, it was Sunday.
Just imagine our economy is now an e-commerce economy.
The majority of people that make purchases now make purchases online for almost everything.
Have you been to a local shopping mall?
Have you been to a local store?
It's mostly a bunch of undesirables and a bunch of fucking criminals that are now shopping in the general public.
Am I right or am I right?
Nobody goes and shops anymore.
It's all a bunch of degenerates and people that don't have computers and people that are fucking idiots that are out here that are so-called shopping.
Have you taken a look at a shopping mall?
People only go to literally eat at the food court at the most inexpensive food court establishment.
I mean, do you understand?
And the point I'm trying to make is all the millions of transactions that now happen on the internet every fucking minute could be taken down at an instant if one, especially the Google Cloud services, was taken down.
And if that Google Cloud service, which is basically a good contingent of our internet, if it was taken down for months, a year, two years, not only would it affect our economy, it would affect us because we don't have stores like we used to.
We don't have stores with abundance amount of product waiting for the consumer to go and buy it.
We don't distribute our consumer goods in that capacity anymore.
And if we were to somehow no longer have the internet to commence commerce, we don't have the infrastructure on a retail level to be able to suffice the general consuming public anymore because we've seen all the big box shops go out of business.
All right.
I mean, we've got Sears that have gone out of business.
Kmart's gone out of business.
I mean, you name them.
I mean, even Walmart is having to close massive amounts of stores and that are trying to re-establish their business model so that they can take on big conglomerate retailers like Amazon, etc.
So in my opinion, I think that the Chinese showed the American government and commerce and anybody who knows what's really going on that, hey, motherfucker, you think you can come and affect our economy?
We own you, motherfucker.
We take down your internet, affect all your economy, and there's nothing you can do, motherfucker.
And it's absolutely right.
There's nothing we can do.
We would be in serious trouble.
And just imagine it would literally throw back our economy at least 30 years.
And I'm telling you right now, that was dangerous.
And that's why, folks, I told you yesterday, or actually the last show on Monday, I told you all that Trump is going to go right back to the negotiating table with China.
And they're going to miraculously come with a deal because China has put America in check and shown us that we are so owned by them that they can take out our economy with a simple DDoS attack.
And look, I mean, if you all have done investigation on this massive outage or this DDoS attack on Google Cloud Services, it came from within the country.
It wasn't even like, you know, some outside massive DDoS attack.
It came from in this country.
So what does that tell you?
That tells you that somebody must have had an enormous botnet or an enormous zombie chain of computers of, I would have to say, the tens of millions, because there's no way that you could conjure up that much of bandwidth to be able to do the type of damage on the Google Cloud services that they did.
If you want my opinion, I think that, you know, if you take a look at all the Google-made products that have Google operating systems and Google web services and Google browsers and, you know, all this stuff,
all this internet of things, they could easily have some fucking botnet zombie chain fucking open port and every one of these damn things so that they could just throw out packets of information at will from one central command.
All right.
So all I'm simply stating is that take a look at the investigate the whole fucking attack.
I mean, Google just barely came out today and said that the reason it happened is because they had high congestion of traffic.
High congestion of traffic, such a high congestion of traffic that fucking Google couldn't handle it.
And by the way, isn't that what a DDoS is anyway, for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I'm just simply stating, folks, that's why you saw positivity today in the stock market.
You saw positivity today in the stock market because now you're starting to see a little bit more of negotiating posturing from both the United States and China after that big DDoS attack.
Hit Up Iran Now00:10:29
So I'm telling you, folks, I think that, and I'm going to be honest with you, I think Trump made a mistake by not attacking Iran two weeks ago when the opportunity to do it.
I'm not surprised you smoke weed as it's the homosexual drug of choice.
Smoking weed is not a problem.
No, it's not.
It's meth.
Repent or suffer the eternal torture of the money?
Meth is actually the homosexual drug of choice.
Just go to any gay club and have some meth on you, and you can get any twink or any tranny you want.
But listen, the point I'm trying to make is that Trump did not move, and he should have went in.
And look, I'm not talking about going in and destroying the country like we did in Iraq and then rebuilding it like we want.
I mean, that's look at how well that went.
I'm talking about going in, eliminating the Ayatollah and all the cleric hierarchy, eliminating any kind of Ayatollah supporters within the infrastructure, keep the institutions of everyday life, but just hand over power to those that want a more democratic process to their government, not this Islamic, I don't even know what you call the Islamic Republic.
I mean, a fucking, it's basically they're running their country in Islamic law.
So, in my opinion, it would be more of an occupation as opposed to an all-out invasion, destruction, and rebuilding.
We're not going to nation-build.
And by the way, I think that not only because let me tell you, the Iranians, they would have greeted us as liberators.
They would have thrown flowers at us once we fucking chopped off the head of the Ayatollah and eliminated the whole goddamn Ayatollah cleric system.
I'm not even kidding around.
And once we would have taken care of Iran, we should have went right into Iraq and kicked the shit out of these fucking ungrateful pieces of shit that we put there.
That we put there and force these fucking Iraqis to pay us back the four plus trillion dollars that we spent not only in fucking money, but in blood and treasure.
Pay us back with interest because they're making lots of money selling that Iraqi oil on the world market and they ain't paying us a goddamn thing.
So while we were in Iran, kicked Iran's ass, we should have went right into Iraq right there and literally made both of these fucking goddamn countries pay us for liberating their asses.
All right.
That's all there is to it.
And let me tell you, by us going into Iran, China would never have pulled what they pulled on Sunday with the DDoS.
And then right when that DDoS happened, folks, four warships.
Look this up.
As a matter of fact, you're not going to look it up.
Let's just fucking look it up for myself, for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right.
Because you people are going to be like, yeah, whatever, ghost.
All right.
You're lying.
You're lying.
You're stupid. Stupid assholes.
All right.
All right.
The same fucking time.
Here it is.
Look at this.
Let me go ahead and put this on CNN.
Even CNN is covering this.
All right.
This is what happened right here.
Jesus Christ.
What am I?
What am I not allowed on CNN or something?
Am I not allowed on CNN?
And shut up.
Don't say a Casio-Cortez PC or any of that shit.
All right.
Fuck CNN.
Hold on just a second.
Here it is.
Here's the sun.
All right.
Here it is right here.
Thank you.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
As the DDoS attack was happening, you had battleships panic as Chinese warships suddenly arrive in Sydney for, quote, secret visit days after Australian vessel was confronted by Beijing Navy.
Now, what the Chinese did because we didn't act on Iran, okay, some fucking foreign policymaker in Japan was saying, oh, you see, motherfucker, the United States is not going to go into Iran.
They pay Patiga, so they're not going to go after China if we do what we do.
And as a result, not only did they do that DDoS, because remember, they did it in response to the Justice Department and opening an antitrust investigation into Google.
And the reason that the president did that or the administration did that is to expose the Chinese links between Google and China.
I mean, Google is helping China with its social credit rating system.
Its social credit system.
You need to read into this.
Operation Dragonfly, I believe it is.
Take a look at it.
And anyway, what is having these fucking Chinese warships descend in Sydney, Australia?
What the hell does that mean?
Well, I'll tell you what it means.
It means this, that if, for whatever reason, we wanted to retaliate in a very harsh capacity or a very rash capacity to the DDoS that happened to Google Web Services or the cloud services.
For instance, we wanted to do something on a military scale.
The Chinese have now positioned certain military assets to prevent us from doing so.
They could easily, with not only those warships, but I think you need to look at the population of China and take a look at how many people are actually Chinese that own land now in Australia.
So they've already got people on the ground.
They just need some warships.
And they, dude, Australians, no offense to my friends down under, the Chinese would whoop your asses and take control of your country like that.
And once they take control of that, that is a position where the Chinese could easily hit our targets off of the Pacific.
We have a vast amount of targets in the Pacific Islands, Hawaii, etc.
So I'm telling you this right now, this is a very serious situation in what has happened.
And that's why the Chinese, I don't know if you saw them today, they were like, we are now open for negotiation, you marafaka.
And they've got us by the balls, dude.
I mean, because there's no way we can hit Iran now.
Why did I tell you we should hit Iran?
I said Iran is the center of the globalist against the nationalist.
And I said that Trump needs to hit it and hit it now.
Now that he's waited, look at the positions of assets of the globalist.
I mean, the Chinese are globalists all the way, dude.
That's why they're doing what they're doing.
And like I said, right after all this, right after the DDoS, right after the Chinese warships in Sydney, all of a sudden, excuse me, I'm drinking beer here.
All of a sudden, China is now obliging this fucking Iran nuke deal.
I keep telling you, it's not about a nuke deal.
It's about paying the Iranian government to trust them, to guide their people, to guide their country, to guide their domestic policy into a globalist infrastructure.
That's why they paid them, dude.
That's why the Iranian fucking nuke deal was a payoff.
It was a fucking payoff.
And now that China made all these deals, look it up.
They're now obliging the Iran nuke deal.
Why the fuck would the fucking Chinese have anything to say about the Iran nuke deal?
It's a fucking globalist bunch of shit.
And now we're in serious shit.
We should have fucking hit up Iran.
If we would have hit up Iran two weeks ago, China would have known we were in some serious business and they would have thought Trump was nuts and they would have been scared to do anything.
Now they've positioned themselves in a military capacity.
Even if Trump was nuts or became nuts, he doesn't have the strategic ability to become nuts.
So I'm just simply stating, folks, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to go off on that soliloquy about that, but I think that people need to realize what the hell's going on.
All right.
And it's the globalist against the nationalist out here.
And in my personal opinion, I think the globalists are pulling out all fucking stops and they ain't stopping.
And, you know, what did I tell you about China and Russia?
These fuckers are at the bottom of globalism.
They're at the bottom of globalism, for Christ's sake.
The United States is trying to spawn this nationalist uprising, which you are seeing.
But the globalists ain't going to just go and go quietly into that good night.
They are not.
As a matter of fact, you've got Angela Merkel, all right?
The ex-chancellor of fucking Germany, the fucking leader of the EU, one of the leaders of the EU, or one of the main influencers of policy in the EU.
Remember, she fucking, she was the one that convinced many EU member states to allow the fucking migrants into their country.
Angela Merkel comes out, and she's said it many times here recently, all right?
That the United States is now an adversary.
The United States is now an adversary.
Unfreaking believable.
Unfreaking believable.
And yet this is a per this is a this is a country with NATO, right?
You know, just just get the hell out of here.
Uh, all right.
And okay, she's still chancellor.
Who gives a shit, all right?
She ruined Germany.
What, you're going to respect her now for Christ's sake?
She hates her own country.
She's ruined Germany and all the nation states of the EU forever.
And you people are sitting over here still wanting to give her respect?
Get the fuck out of here for Christ's sake.
I've had enough sitting over here trying to school you people.
You people don't even give a shit.
Elongated Foreskin Talk00:07:03
You know that?
I'm sitting over here.
I'm shooting pearls at you idiots.
All right.
I'm shooting pearls.
I know how the world works.
All right.
What is this?
This episode should be celebrating Pride Month with Trump and his international butt buddies.
Except Trump's not on top because of his penis that looks like Toad from the Mario series, like Stormy Daniel said.
Yeah, but Stormy Daniel still sucked it.
Stormy Daniel still, you know, put it in her orifices on a consistent basis.
So, you know, still way ahead of where you're at, Arnhem.
And I bet you nobody's even fucking, you know, with all due respect, I'm willing to bet you're a virgin.
I'm talking about a virgin with a woman.
You've probably already taken it up the pooper many times, but I'm talking about with a woman.
I'm willing to put money on that for Christ's sake.
I'm just, hey, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Jesus Christ.
And by the way, shouldn't your like dickhead kind of look like a mushroom?
I mean, isn't that what it, I mean, you know, or shouldn't it look like a Nazi helmet or something?
I don't know.
I'm just saying, right?
I mean, shouldn't it look something like that?
Should look like a Nazi helmet soldier or, you know, has like a little bit of a shroom quality to it.
I mean, give me a break.
I mean, what is a pennis, all right?
I mean, I guess, you know, unless you have like an elongated foreskin, like if you're one of those folks that have an elongated foreskin, it maybe looks like crimpled up bacon or something.
I don't know.
Anyway, let me get some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
More beer!
All right.
Let me go ahead and go ahead and drink some more for Christ's sake.
I'm sorry, folks.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I was damn near this close of ending the broadcast.
And I do want to say cheers to, you know, I don't really say this much.
I'm usually criticizing them, but dark meme magician girl and meme magician.
You know, I mean, you know.
And look, somebody's like, hey, you're circumcised, ghost?
So what if I am?
So what if I am for Christ's sake?
All right.
I mean, doesn't it say in like Hebrew or something that God will know who his chosen people are based upon the circumcision?
So basically, when God comes down, it's going to be dicks out for God.
And, you know, whoever's cut, you know, is going to be down with him.
And everybody else is just, you know, going to go to hell or something.
I'm just, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Hey, hey, come on.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, I'm just saying, dude.
Give me my drink.
I'm not joking.
Dick's out for God.
I mean, that's why the Jews circumcise their young.
They circumcise their young because God's going to come down and say, who's my chosen people?
And then when they whip out their cocks, and you know, they, you know, you either look like mushroom head or you have like a fucking, you know, crippled up bacon.
If you got crippled up bacon skin on, you know, elongated foreskin, you're going to hell.
And, you know, you got a mushroom head going on.
You're chilling with God, man.
Ain't that what the Hebrews say?
I'm just saying, man.
Jesus Christ.
And look, look, people are actually pissed about this.
Look at the American dream in the chat room.
All American boys got circumcised at birth.
People literally robbed us of our foreskin.
I mean, come on, dude.
I mean, what do you want?
What do you want?
A foreskin restoration?
Is that it?
I mean, you're so upset about it that you want a foreskin restoration or some kind of bullshit like that?
I mean, that's just as ridiculous as some broad wanting to like sew up her big fucking pumpkin pie pussy hole to make it look like a little dot again and pretend that she's a virgin again and tell guys, oh, well, I'm kind of a virgin.
You ever heard that?
The re-virginization surgery?
Have y'all heard about this shit?
Real surgery.
I'm not even kidding.
Not even joking.
All right.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry we're talking about this.
All right.
I'm sorry we're talking about this.
I'm just saying people are all upset because they got circumcised and they're pissed off about it.
And now they want their foreskin back.
And now they want a foreskin restoration.
You know, they want foreskin restoration going on for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I've heard it all, dude.
I've heard it all.
Oh, my God, dude.
And by the way, the only people that appreciate uncut cocks are gays anyway.
I mean, look, I've done some extensive research on the gay community.
And if you happen to go on Grindr, every goddamn gay that wants to, you know, be a bottom or, you know, do something with a schlong head, they all want to make sure they got an elongated fucking foreskin.
I'm not even joking.
I've done extensive research on the end the LGBTQ over here.
They all want like elongated foreskins for Christ's sake.
All right.
And by the way, you people that are like missing your foreskin.
You know, they robbed me of my foreskin.
It's not fair.
I mean, what are you missing exactly?
What are you missing?
Huh?
A cottage cheese problem?
Huh?
Is that what you're missing?
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
We shouldn't even be talking about this.
We shouldn't even be talking about this.
But of course, everybody in here is just, you know, they're just, I don't know.
Whatever.
All right.
Whatever.
Okay.
You people that want your rest, you know, your foreskin restorated, you know, cottage cheese to you.
All right.
Cottage cheese to you.
Christ Hey, that's the truth dude It's the truth.
It's the truth.
I'm telling you, if you're around some dude and he smells like old cheese, it's because, you know, the midsection there.
Hey, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, you know, I'm just saying.
You go around some dude that's like, you know, uncut, you know, and hasn't taken a shower in a couple of days.
You're going to, I'm not, you're going to smell old cheese and it's going to come directly from his crotch.
I'm not kidding.
You don't, I mean, he doesn't have to have his like, you know, like his pants down or nothing.
I mean, it's just like a woman who like, you know, I don't know, has had her period or something, doesn't, you know, I don't know, have a fucking bath in like a couple of days.
Debate A Gay Person00:05:37
It's going to smell like some sick ass rotting salmon, whether or not, you know, she's like clothed or not.
Yeah, you're going to smell it.
I mean, it's the same shit.
It's the same shit.
You lose sensitivity, dude.
Okay.
All right.
You lose sensitivity.
You lose sensitivity, dude.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Look, I want to beat up.
I want to beat you up, ghost.
Yeah, okay, yeah, okay.
Take a fucking number.
Take a number, dude.
Take a number.
You know how many people have been wanting to whoop my ass and kill me and shit in my life?
Take a number, dude.
Let me have my smoke.
And I'm not even kidding, dude.
I mean, I'm not even kidding.
How many people have wanted to kill me in my life, dude?
Yeah, right.
Okay, okay, okay, I'm still standing, huh?
I'm still standing.
I'm still standing, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, all right.
I've been on here for four hours and 20 minutes.
Hold on, four hours and 20 minutes.
Hold on, let me take one more smoke before the fucking.
There, four hour and 20 minutes smoke.
Anyway, hey, why are we still talking about circumcision, dude?
Why are we still looking?
I got a two-bucker here.
How do you know gays have circumcised?
Hey, asshole.
I didn't say I know or note.
You have to go on these.
Look, not just Grinder.
There used to be something on Craigslist called the personal section.
And if you go in the personal section, they had a personal section for every variant of people.
Women for women, male for male, male for female.
They had male for female for female, male for female for male.
I mean, they had it all.
All right.
They had all this shit.
Excuse me.
And if you go take a look at mail for mail every now and then, you would see these people in the most disgusting, despicable poses wanting random sex.
And most of them wanted uncut penises.
That was in their ad.
That was something that they specified.
All right.
I'm not even kidding around.
I mean, that is something that each and every one of these gays specifically specified in their ad when looking for anonymous sex.
They wanted to make sure that they have foreskin.
Now, I don't know why that is.
I don't get it.
I think that it's, you know, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know why.
And fuck you, Pickle Man.
I'm jealous because they didn't want me.
Are you kind of fucking, do you understand, bro?
You have to know about the sociality of modern day culture.
And that's what I do.
Like, you people make fun of me because I did extensive research into the homosexual community, LGBTQ.
All right, but let me tell you, let me tell you something.
If I ever debate a gay, if I ever debate a gay, I will put him in his place because I know about gay folks.
I know LGBTQ from the extensive research.
All right.
Wait a minute.
How come it's always old food?
What the fuck does that mean for two bucks?
Anyway, I'm just simply stating that's why I do extensive research on LGBTQ, all right?
Because you know how it is, all right?
When you debate a gay, what are they going to say?
When you debate a gay, what are they going to say?
They're going to say, you don't know what it's like to be gay, bitch.
Okay?
You don't know the struggles that gays have to go through.
You don't get it, okay?
And you know what I could say?
I could say, what struggles?
That you have apps in which you can literally get somebody at your house within 25 to 30 minutes ready to do oral compilation or whatever sick, demented, goddamn sexual perversion on each other?
I mean, what don't I get?
For whatever reason, the LGBTQ doesn't like practicing in safe sexual activity?
I mean, what is it?
What?
Ghost had to switch topics to something he knows rather than run away scared.
Fuck you, Evil Mirror.
All right.
Fuck you.
All right.
Sit there and shut up.
All right.
I do extensive research on gays because if I debate a gay, I will fucking make him look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
That'll be the day when I debate a gay.
And I'll debate a gay all day.
You understand?
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer.
All right, now I'm feeling it a little bit here.
Dave Rubin Interview00:05:22
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Oh, man.
All right.
Anyway, we're going to get to some chat room shout outs and radio graffiti, but I'm going to need to take a break here, dude.
I mean, I'm not even kidding.
Four hours and 25 minutes.
I don't have a break, dude.
I mean, who does this?
Who does this?
I'm telling you, high energy all fucking time, dude.
I'm never sitting here leaving any kind of dead air.
I'm always talking.
There's always action.
There's always high energy with ghosts, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, who does four hours and 20 minutes straight?
And I'm not just talking about sitting around looking at a camera.
I'm not just talking about sitting around getting your thumbs bruised with a video game.
I'm talking about a man that is broadcasting high fucking energy, no fucking breaks, like a machine like this man right here, four hours and 26 minutes, baby.
I'm a fucking bad motherfucker.
I'll tell you that right goddamn mouth.
I'm a bad motherfucker.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
I'm a bad motherfucker.
Give me, I want some more weed.
Give me some more goddamn weed.
Some of that Hollywood Kush, baby.
Give me some of that Hollywood Kush.
And hey, everybody in the chat room, first of all, take a whiff of that.
And secondly, don't clock me.
Don't talk garbage to me.
Don't try to rush me.
Don't try to do anything to me.
You all have been pricks.
You all have been utter pricks.
Jesus Christ, since last Friday, you've been fucking utter pricks.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
Since last Friday, you people have been pricks.
I mean, especially yesterday when you sons of bitches are out here.
And today, I don't know what the fuck your problem is today, too.
Fucking troll wore this and troll war that.
I'm glad that dark mean magician girl and me magician, I got to give them a little bit of props.
All right, I'm glad that they were like, hey, look, we're not down with this fucking troll war shit.
That's enough.
Calm your asses down and everybody calm down.
I'm telling you, it's summertime.
I forgot about, I forgot about this.
For all those that don't know, when you hear the term and know, don't get, listen, this is an actual term from 4chan terminology.
I am saying this for education and entertainment purposes only.
I am not saying this to be derogatory against anyone, especially on Pride Month.
But the term new fag, the term new fag comes from the terminology from 4chan when every summer, 4chan would have an influx of new people that post new people that are young kids, typically middle schoolers, typically, you know, high schoolers.
And as a result, these folks tend to be naive to what the hell the internet is.
And as a result, we have many of them, I think, at this point in time listening to the broadcast.
And they actually want some goddamn troll war.
This is it.
I'm not kidding around.
This is 4chan terminology.
And I'm telling you, it is, you are seeing it here in this broadcast.
I mean, this call for troll war, you can definitely see that the summer is here, baby.
I mean, you know, it is here.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
It is here.
And let me tell you, I'm glad that we've got some OGs, all right, some old fags out here that know the score, that have been around, and understand that troll wars are not a joke.
As a matter of fact, I heard an interview in 2016 between Milo Yiannopoulos and Rubin, the gay leftist that has turned right-wing.
I forgot his fucking first name.
I always forget his first name, but Ruben and Milo Yiannopoulos were having an interview, and it was on Ruben's turf.
And they talked about the troll wars in that interview with each other.
Dave Rubin, thank you very much.
Dave Rubin.
They talked about the troll wars in that interview, which was ironic, to be honest with you.
That just goes to show you that the troll wars, especially Troll War III, was, I mean, people remember it, dude.
It was not a joke.
It was not a fucking joke.
And you can look for that footage.
It's Dave Rubin's interview.
Milo is at Dave Rubin's Rubin Report.
And this was in 2016.
In the interview, they talk about the Troll Wars, dude.
Just, I'm not kidding, dude.
I'm just saying.
And I don't want that again.
I don't want that to happen again, dude.
All right.
I don't want that to happen again.
I'm just saying.
Here, let's take another smoke.
All right.
Tucker Carlson Lesson00:06:15
I'm going to have to take a break here.
I've been on here for four hours and 30 minutes.
I want to leave you all with something because I don't want to just play music.
All right.
I want to leave you all with something that you can learn from, you know, that's up to date with newsworthy shit.
Because I'm telling you right now, this is serious shit that we're going through right now.
And I think that you have Trump to thank for that.
But remember, fiscal year 2019, quarter three, quarter four, stock market and real estate market could possibly take a dive, I think, in dramatic form that we haven't seen in some time.
But other than that, I think people need to learn and know about modern-day affairs.
And that's why instead of leaving you guys with music while I take a break, I try to look for something that is, you know, that is newsworthy, that, you know, that would be that you folks can learn something from, you know, and that's that's what I do.
I mean, I'm not going to sit here and just play music at this point in time because if I do, all I'm going to do is just have you just sit there, play with your Peter Popper, and not have any kind of insight to what's going on in the country today.
All right.
And that's why I'm doing this.
All right.
I'm doing this for Christ's sake.
And I wish that you people that are out here making a mockery of this, you know, trying to sit here and suggest that they're going to play some fucking emoji crap when I'm trying to show you something that's serious business.
You people don't care.
You people don't care.
And it's just, it's upsetting.
And I try.
I fucking try.
I try to have fucking optimism for you pricks.
I try to say, hey, you know, this is temporary ghost.
This is not going to be forever.
And, you know, you got to just get through to them, ghost.
You got to, you got to penetrate their psyches.
You got to spark their synapses, ghost.
But by God, it gets harder and fucking harder and fucking harder every goddamn day.
It's like pulling my fucking hair out.
It's like pulling my fucking hair out of my fucking head.
I don't know why I have this optimism.
Maybe I'm hanging around Mr. Optimism too much.
I don't know what the fuck it is, but I don't know why I have this optimism for Christ's sake, man.
I don't know why.
I don't.
But I think it's to my detriment.
I feel like I'm the president at this point in time.
The president is a humanitarian man.
And that's why he didn't want to pull the plug and go right into Iran for Christ's sake.
All right.
Could you possibly play something from Tucker Carlson?
I'll play something from Tucker Carlson.
You're damn right.
All right.
Let's listen to Tucker Carlson.
Here, here's something from Tucker Carlson.
That's that's good.
That's good.
That's a good point there.
All right.
I like Tucker Carlson.
He's a good conservative boy.
He didn't do nothing.
And, you know, he's disagreed with Trump at times, but he's always been fairly consistent with his conservative values.
So that's one thing I can definitely give for Tucker Carlson.
All right.
Don't go anywhere.
I know everybody's all pissed off that, hey, ghost, it's late.
It's late at night.
Hey, that's the way it goes.
I'm a machine, all right?
You're lucky I didn't fucking cut this damn show off earlier because it could have been a lot sooner.
We probably wouldn't have done shit.
You probably would have been at fucking pornhub fanning your nuts, tickling your asshairs, and waxing your care into some freak show cartoon women or some shit.
But I'm sitting here and I'm continuously, continuously doing the broadcast.
And I'm giving you fucking, I mean, I'm shooting pearls at you people.
I'm giving you financial insight.
I'm giving you the social and political commentary up in this son of a bitch.
And I wish that you people just had a little bit of appreciation.
Just a little bit.
Just a goddamn little bit.
All right, engineer, what we're going to do here, instead of playing the whole, you know, insanity control and all that, what we're going to do is we're going to play a clip.
Do not, engineer, listen to these fucking people.
All right, just play the clip.
I'll be right back.
I got to go drain the main vein.
You know how it is, baby.
I know that your mothers and your wives and any females that are within the vicinity of my voice are probably just, you know, dropped about five or six cups of their juices listening to me talk about my Johnson.
But I got to go drain the main vein.
And when I do so, when I come back, go, we're going to be doing chat room shout outs.
We're going to be doing radio graffiti and all this stuff.
All right.
So this is what we're going to do.
And you all shut up in the chat room.
Don't fucking clock me.
I'm a fucking machine.
Four hours and 36 minutes, man.
I'm a fucking machine.
All right.
We're going to go ahead and do this.
Put the PC shot on and let's go ahead and do this.
Play it, engineer.
To Tucker Carlson, baby.
Listen and learn.
Listen and learn something from Tucker Carlson.
Tucker Carlson, tonight, back when he was still a star on MSNBC and CNN was still touting his presidential candidacy.
This show is warning America about the creepy porn lawyer.
Well, now his crimes have been exposed and he could be disbarred.
A lawyer who is pushing that effort will join us in just a few minutes with details.
But first tonight, let's begin with a thought, what if the Republican leadership here in Washington had bothered to learn the lessons of the 2016 election?
Defend American Jobs00:03:35
What if they'd cared enough to do that?
What if they had understood and embraced the economic nationalism that was at the heart of Donald Trump's presidential campaign?
What would the world look like now, two and a half years later?
Well, for starters, Republicans in Congress would regularly be saying things like this.
Quote, I'm deeply grateful for the opportunities America has given me, but the giant American corporations who control our economy don't seem to feel the same way.
They certainly don't act like it.
Sure, these companies wave the flag, but they have no loyalty or allegiance to America.
Levi's is an iconic American brand, but the company operates only 2% of its factories here.
Dixon Ticonderoga, maker of the famous number two pencil, has moved almost all of its pencil production to Mexico and China.
And General Electric recently shut down an industrial engine factory in Wisconsin and shipped the jobs to Canada.
The list goes on and on.
These, quote, American companies show only one real loyalty to the short-term interests of their shareholders, a third of whom are foreign investors.
If they can close up an American factory and ship jobs overseas to save a nickel, that's exactly what they will do, abandoning loyal American workers and hollowing out American cities along the way.
Politicians love to say they care about American jobs, but for decades, those same politicians have cited free market principles and refused to intervene in markets on behalf of American workers.
And of course, they ignore those same supposed principles and intervene regularly to protect the interests of multinational corporations and international capital.
The result?
Millions of good jobs lost overseas and a generation of stagnant wages, growing inequality, and sluggish economic growth.
If Washington wants to put a stop to this, it can.
If we want faster growth, stronger American industry, and more good American jobs, then our government should do what other leading nations do and act aggressively to achieve those goals instead of catering to the financial interests of companies with no particular allegiance to America.
The truth is that Washington policies, not unstoppable market forces, are a key driver of the problems American workers face.
From our trade agreements to our tax code, we have encouraged companies to invest abroad, ship jobs overseas, and keep wages low, all in the interest of serving multinational companies and international capital with no particular loyalty to the United States.
It's becoming easier and easier to shift capital and jobs from one country to another.
That's why our government has to care more about defending and creating American jobs than ever before, not less.
We can navigate the changes ahead if we embrace economic patriotism and make American workers our highest priority, rather than continuing to cater to the interests of companies and people with no allegiance to America.
End quote.
Now let's say you regularly vote Republican.
Ask yourself, what part of the statement you just heard did you disagree with?
Was there a single word that seemed wrong to you?
Probably not.
Here's the depressing part.
Nobody you voted for said that or would ever say it.
Republicans in Congress can't promise to protect American industries.
They wouldn't dare to do that.
It might violate some principle of Austrian economics.
It might make the Koch brothers mad.
It might alienate the libertarian ideologues who to this day fund most Republican campaigns.
Economic Patriotism00:09:40
All right.
So everybody gets something from Tucker there, boy, huh?
Did y'all get a little something from Tucker there, boy?
Huh?
All right, good.
And all you people that are out here saying Z, Z, Z, let me tell you something, all right?
You need to learn something.
You need to realize that if you want to be something in life, you've got to go out and take it.
You've got to be a capitalist.
You've got to be fearless.
You've got to go after whatever it is that you think that you truly believe in your heart, in your soul.
You've got to go and truly go out there and get it and not be afraid if any obstacle comes your way and be able to negotiate or conquer that obstacle.
It's as simple as that.
That's why the people that are usually socialist, that are usually Democrat, they feel that things are going to happen to them.
They think that things are going to happen to them when us capitalists, we go out and we make things happen.
We go out and we make things happen.
That's why we're capitalist and everybody else is everybody else.
All right?
Thank God I'm a goddamn capitalist, baby.
All right?
When the fire dies down, what the fuck you gonna do?
Damn, it feels good to be a capitalist.
All right.
Let me go ahead and get one more beer for Christ's sake.
More beer.
Let's go ahead and get one more beer up in the son of a bitch.
And then we're going to go ahead and get on with the broadcast.
All right.
I'm telling you, baby, I'm a damn machine.
I'm a damn machine.
Four hours and 42 minutes, one fucking break.
All right.
Fucking machine.
All right.
And let me tell you, if I can't give you this type of 100% fucking energy, I just won't do the show.
Y'all remember a Saturday Night Troll show where I didn't do it because I couldn't give you the 100% fucking energy.
All right.
But let me tell you something, man.
It's very rare.
It's very rare when that happens.
And it's probably because I'm burning the candle at both ends and whatnot.
And you have to give the body rest.
I'll tell you that much.
I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's a fan of the show.
Whether you like me, whether you hate me, whatever.
As long as you're listening, I want to say cheers to you.
Whether you're listening live or in the archive, cheers to you.
And I also want to say this, that spread this show around the internets and around the world.
And by the way, make sure to bookmark.
And I'm going to be updating a lot more.
Excuse me.
I've just got a lot on my plate, dude.
I've got businesses.
I got, you know, it's the beginning of the month, dude.
I literally have to pay six different fucking rents for businesses.
I don't even want to tell you, man.
It's fucking, you know, it's my responsibility.
You know what I mean?
It's what I do.
And it's just a lot of responsibility, baby.
You got to make sure that the businesses that you got are profitable.
And you got to make sure you're on top of things.
It's fucking, it's a lot of shit, dude.
It's a lot of shit.
But anyway, there's going to be things that are going to be coming in.
You just got to bear with me, dude.
I don't have a lot of time.
I just got the engineer over here and I love the engineer, but, you know, he's only good for like one thing.
All right.
And you know, you know, no offense, engineer, right?
I mean, no offense, dude.
Anyway, let's go ahead.
Let me take a swig of this beer.
Spread this show around the internets and throughout the world, by the way.
Because we get no kind of props from anybody, and nor do we expect it.
So just, it's always been word of mouth.
That's how this fucking show has always been.
For the 11 and a half years it's been around, baby, it's been pure underground.
And that's why I always say, baby, that's why I always say, I am the underground, baby.
That's why I always say it.
That's why I always say it.
I am the underground, baby.
I am the underground.
I'm talking about the internet underground.
You know what I'm saying?
The internet underground.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Give me my drink.
All right.
Let me get one more smoke and then we're going to get to some shout outs.
All right.
And shut up.
Don't judge me.
I don't want to hear any of your fucking holier than thou.
I'm on a soapbox and you're an addict or any of that shit.
I don't need that right now.
All right.
You guys are lucky I'm even fucking here.
You need to thank Dark Me Magician Girl and Mean Magician.
I'm not even joking.
Thank those two people that I'm even here.
Okay.
And let me tell you, they're fucking trolls like all of the time.
I just think that they realize, dude, it's a fucking like troll war.
This is bullshit.
You know, let's not go off the fucking deep end.
Let's not go off the fucking rails, etc.
You know, so.
And hey, who the hell donated Do It NG?
The fuck donated this shit.
Who the hell donated this crap?
You're a piece of crap.
Do not, and I repeat, do not tempt the engineer.
He's on thin ice as it is.
All right.
Anyway, let me take one more smoke.
All right.
I love this smoke, baby.
man I feel that one, dude.
Oh, man.
Let me see if I can pop my neck, dude.
Let me pop the other side.
There's a couple more in there.
That's a Jesus Christ, man.
Now I'm ready.
Now I'm ready, dude.
You know, you see, that fucking stress just kind of popped off of there for Christ's sake, dude.
Oh, now I'm ready.
Now I'm ready.
Oh, man.
I'm telling you, there's not a better feeling in the world than getting buzzed on some booze and beer, especially.
This beer specifically.
And then you get a little bit of a little bit of fucking reefer, a little bit of tetrahydrocannabinol, the devil's lettuce, huh?
some fucking marijuana, some reefer, some poo smoke, maybe.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to everybody's.
Well, hold on, hold on.
Just one more smoke.
I'm sorry, dude.
Shut up before you even fucking judge me.
Just shut up, okay?
I'm having a good time now, okay?
After all the misery that this fucking episode has been, as the pimple on the ass that it has been, I'm now, I'm feeling good.
This is why I drink.
This is why I smoke.
You see what I'm saying, folks?
I mean, it makes anything a good time.
That's the thing about this.
That's the thing about drinking and smoking.
It makes anything a good time.
Anything.
I love it.
I love it.
I'm not joking.
It's like I'm talking to you at a bar.
That's all I'm talking to you, folks.
Like I'm sitting next to you at a bar for Christ's sake.
Now, I don't know if they'd be allowing me to smoke, obviously, at a bar, but still, I feel good.
I feel great.
That's what I love about booze, dude.
It's going to be hard to try to let it go.
It's going to be hard to try to kind of wean off of it for Christ's sake, dude.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh.
Y'all didn't hear that, did y'all?
I think we're still online, right?
Okay, good.
Let me have a smoke.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
I'm feeling good, dude.
I'm feeling really good right now.
I'm not even joking, man.
There's like that little song in the back of my head right now.
It's playing.
I can hear it in the back of my head.
It's like playing right now in the back of my head.
Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.
I can hear that in the background.
Just, you know, I'm doing this broadcast.
I'm talking to you folks.
I'm drinking beer.
I mean, life is good.
It's 1:30 in the morning over here.
I'm in my command center.
I mean, you should see my fucking setup, dude.
It's like a fucking like spaceship.
You know, I got fucking this 49-inch screen over here.
I got a fucking like 20-something screen over here.
I got a laptop over here.
I got a switchboard over here.
For Christ's sake, it looks like a fucking looks like a fucking goddamn fucking alien spaceship, dude.
I'm not even fucking joking around.
Beautiful Country Taiwan00:03:26
It looks fucking unbelievable.
You know, I call it the well, never mind.
I don't fucking want to tell you anything.
You people are fucking sick.
And shut up.
It's not an Obama PC.
It's not an Ocasio-Cortez PC or whatever.
I don't like, listen.
I'd prefer you call it Obama PC than an Ocasio-Cortez PC.
Let's just put it that way.
I would prefer y'all to do that.
Tel Aviv hideout.
Who the fuck said that?
I'm in a Tel Aviv hideout, asshole.
Tel Aviv hideout.
Jesus Christ, man.
You know that I'd be probably getting some of that new real estate at the Golan Heights.
I mean, come on, man.
That's new prime real estate.
That's expensive money.
That's going to cost a lot of shekels.
Hillary PC.
Oh, my God.
Oh, a Hillary PC.
No, the Hillary PC would, like, you know, eliminate anything that I'm doing bad.
It would bleach bit it.
You know, I don't think that it'll do that.
I do like this PC.
I'm not even joking, dude.
It is a small ass box.
And I'm doing other things with it.
I'm not just doing this show with it.
I don't want to tell you.
Could be doing other things on other parts of the internets and, you know, whatever.
But it's really, really a badass PC.
I like it.
It handles, I mean, literally, it's handling all the streaming.
Right now, I'm looking at CPU power usage and I'm streaming and sometimes I'm downloading shit and I'm just doing all this shit on this 49 inch ultra wide screen and it's 2% 2% of the CPU.
Oh man.
Texas PC piece of crap.
Hey, this is made in Taiwan, dude.
This is not like a Chinese made.
That's why it costs a little more.
It's made in Taiwan and I'd rather support the Taiwanese than the Chinese.
And this is a Taiwanese-based company here.
At least that's where they're manufacturing.
I really do like it, man.
It's a fucking badass PC.
I mean, it is never overheated.
I'm a little concerned, though, that I am getting a little bit of dust because I smoke around it.
So I don't know.
Maybe I should, I don't know what I'm going to do.
I think I'm going to call the company and say, hey, what do I do?
Do I put some fucking oxygen in there?
What do I do?
It's made in Taiwan.
Oh, God, it's a trap PC.
No, that's Bangkok, Thailand, dude.
Taiwan, they're actually rather traditionalist people.
Taiwan, as a matter of fact, even though you run the risk of the Chinese invading and fucking turning it into a war zone, Taiwan is a very beautiful country.
It is a very beautiful country.
And if I had to go anywhere in Asia, that'd probably be the first place I'd go is Taiwan and then Japan.
Because Taiwan is really, it's really a badass country.
You should look it up for yourselves.
I mean, they're very, very, very good country.
And I really, and they're very conservative about preserving their Taiwanese culture, etc.
So you would have to do some honoring of some social constructs over there.
Welcome Back GX Chat00:07:40
Alex Jones PC for two bucks.
Yeah, really funny asshole.
All right, look.
Let me go ahead and take one more chug of this, and then we're going to chat room shout outs.
All right, let's go ahead and do this.
All right, let's go ahead and get to some chat room shout-outs.
Right now, all right, what do we got here?
We've got uh uh zero hats double zero, system 23.
I'm not saying that name.
Uh, we've got uh a solar shield, uh, and fuck you.
I didn't get a mail order bride.
I don't have a mail order bride, monkey de la rocha, although I do advocate mail order brides for incels.
Uh, Predator 411, Olive Yaksloff, Anthony J, the Hormaster, I S I M the Hore Masta.
We got Bond Dayton, we've got Ghost Macab, Night Prowler, Puka Dude42, welcome back.
A friendly medic, well, Riley Welch the Swagger, I made no sound, Bandina Bala Merchant, Spermy the Bird, Black Frost, Sugarbutt Starburst.
Real funny, you dumb cunt.
Who else we got here?
We got calm down.
Don't spam the shit.
We've got Sneakiest Chameleon, DJ Boy Pooosie, Poochie, Poosie, whatever your name is.
CXX Railfan 2.
We got I Fart for Food, The American Dream, Devil Duck Raptor, Spermy the Cat again.
Get Spermi's ass out of here.
We've got Bob Tom, Baird Grimm, Travis Dose Broadcast, Immortal Paul Not Walking, Caffeine Guru, Odd Eyes Magician, System 23.
And hey, GX, baby.
You're damn right for two bucks.
GX in the chat.
All right.
I'm going to say anybody with a GX now.
Here, Odd Eyes Magician through GX.
Immortal Paul Not Walking.
System 23.
King Fatim.
Anybody with a GX.
Solar Shield.
Tuba Tora Nubaru.
Kuza Maruza Tora.
I don't know if I, I'm sorry, I butchered your name.
Stone Mang Sam.
Spermy the Tejas Martyr.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
Inferno Code.
Who else we got?
GX in the chat, baby.
Ghost Macabre.
I'm going to replay your name, even GX, baby, all day.
Tim McCrab, welcome back, Tim McCrab.
Iron Sheik, Benchino Trumpolini, Nico Angel, I want to Amanda Huck.
Shut up, asshole.
Spermy the butt hamster.
Widow Killer.
Dan Lippard.
What's going on to Dan, dude?
How you doing, man?
Boat, Blake.
What's up, Boat, by the way?
We got Yakass, UFC Fan27, Lucifer, ICUP, Bannigers.
We've got Vinmaster.
Fuck you, aesthetic.
You're not going to put both of them, you asshole.
Moonman for President.
Diz 1233.
Holy Stars.
Jimothy Staniel.
Unstable.
Spermy the Fish.
Speed Docs.
Roxy Reyes.
I think I've already said these.
Black Frost.
Hold on.
Calm down.
Who else we got?
Black Worm.
Welcome back, Black Worm.
X Dang, Base Hillary Voter.
Simulator Player 23.
We got Ghostbusters.
Real funny.
VC445.
We've got Anthony J. We've got.
I'm not saying Ghost Did 9-11, you piece of shit.
Just shut up.
Scoot TM.
I'm not going to say your name.
You didn't say GX.
A Pickleman.
Rock 07.
Edgar Crimson.
Moonman for president.
Who else we got here?
Who else we got?
GX in the chat.
We got Comic in the House.
I'm not saying that CX is better than GX.
Get out of here.
CX is dead.
And our meme magic killed it.
This shows me magic killed it.
And if you don't believe me, look back in the archive if you don't believe me, boy.
Who else do we got here?
We got me how MoFo9.
We've got Spermi Scotland, K Blonde.
We've got, I think I already said this, Quits aquadle, Tall Order, LeVon Media.
Who else we got?
Look at Dark Me Magician Girl.
Look, I'm a girl and I can do anything I want.
I'm telling you, you're not giving women a very good showing.
I'll tell you that right damn now by doing that.
You see that, right?
You're proving my point.
You're proving my point, Dark Mean Magician Girl.
You're proving my goddamn point.
All right, we got Broski 1223, Emo Kitty, Keem Scarce, the rookie, Juicy Giblet.
Jesus Christ, we're in the summertime, dude.
I don't want to hear about giblets.
All right.
Unless it's the holiday season.
You see, that's the thing about you people, man.
You want to fucking, it's not even the beginning of the summer, and you're like, I want Christmas time, giblet time, cranberry sauce time.
Oh, my.
Spud 25, no sound ghostler.
Real funny.
I'll give you crack for your Goodwill PC.
Shut up, asshole.
This is a badass PC for Christ's sake.
All right.
USA Today, Vietnam tomorrow.
Fuck you too.
All right.
Awesome one 51.50.
Spermy the horse.
Jesus Christ.
Heaven's Gate better than GX.
Ah, fucking Heaven's Gate.
We talked about the Heaven's Gate on this broadcast.
I don't want to bring it back up.
If you don't know what it is, well, good for you.
Prince in the House.
Recycle Bin 117.
What up?
Copy Kai.
Who else we got?
We got Pete Graham.
Spermy, Mexico.
And Communist for Trump.
I thought we got rid of you, dude.
I thought we got rid of this guy.
I thought we got fucking rid of this guy, engineer.
I thought we got fucking rid of this dude, man.
Anyway, hey, cold rooms, dude.
What's up?
I'm listening to your music.
It's pretty good stuff.
Check out cold rooms.
Pretty good stuff, man.
Where else we got here?
We got Dead Opossum.
We've got X Rated 3, Super Rayman 3.
GX is dead, man.
Fuck you, man.
We're alive and well, baby.
We're alive and well.
We're spreading.
We're spreading.
We're spreading like a disease, like a virus.
Radio Graffiti Callers00:07:05
Anyway, whole horse.
Who else we got is Mr. Person?
I think I've said all these.
Clay Douglas, the Free American.
I think I've said all these.
Oliver Carswell.
Dark Blaine 257.
What up, Dark Blaine?
How are you doing, dude?
I think I've said all these already, right?
I think we're pretty much, I think we're pretty much done.
Oh, okay.
Colonel Transisco from Steel Brigade.
Forgotten that guy.
All right.
All right.
That's about enough.
All right.
I think it's about that time.
The Surge.
I think I forgot him.
Stephen A. Ox.
All right.
That's about enough.
Anyway, I guess it's about that time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And of course, I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti.
Hey, Summer Dreamer.
All right.
I see you.
Calm down.
Sinatra's father.
I see you.
All right.
Anyway, Radio Graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle, all you've got to do is give me a call right now.
Do you see that number right there in front of your face?
515-604-9052.
And when the operator bitch starts talking, all you got to do is push in that code 844-286 and the hashtag or the pound key, however you know it as.
And once you do, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
And for all those that don't know what Radio Graffiti is, when I call on your area code, when you're in queue, when you call up that damn number and you're in queue, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind, that's why we call this Radio Graffiti, baby.
All right.
Now, I want to be honest with you, people from Radio Graffiti have really been dicks as of late.
And this may end shortly because I can't believe how many.
I want to preface this before we start this.
If you hear any kind of racial derogatory things or things that are derogatory towards the LGBTQ or anything that's, these are splices, folks.
These people have been doing this to me since the beginning of this broadcast.
I don't get it.
I don't understand it.
All you have to do, if you're new to the broadcast, all you got to do is just do a search.
Do a Google search of Ghost True Capitalist Radio or Ghost Cap.
I'm not even joking, folks, okay?
So I want to reiterate: anybody that you hear on this that has me saying some kind of disgusting racial slur or anything of that nature, these people are splicing.
They've been doing this since the beginning of the broadcast, and I don't appreciate it.
But this is what they do.
This is why these trolls are like a fucking bad case of herpes.
They just never really go away.
So without any further ado, do we have any fucking goddamn radio graffiti callers, engineer?
All right.
Well, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti callers.
Rodney!
All right, how about how about let's put this up here?
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Do we have an anonymous here or what?
Here we go.
Hup! Hup!
Two! Three!
Hup! Hup! Hup!
Hey, wait a minute.
I hope that y'all are not signifying that as like some kind of troll war bid as well.
I never thought about that.
You know, you fucking bloodthirsty fucking new fucking people, you're all, yeah, troll war, yeah.
Is that what that fucking signifies?
I hope not.
All right, who else do we have here?
How about uh how about 630 radio graffiti?
Hey ghost, listen up.
After the events of today's and Monday's show, I've been speaking with select members of the troll community, and on behalf of all the newer trolls who listen to your show, I declare total troll war on your crippled ass, as well as the asses of all the pacifists in the comments begging for there not to be a war in the first place.
Pacifists like Spermi, me magician, and patiently waiting are cowardice hippies, and no one likes a hippie.
Sometimes you just have to pick up a keyboard and fight for your internet.
Ghost, you have showed time and time again that you are unable to keep a threat.
Your threats have no leverage, and that shows you have no control over your own community.
Because of this, there are no boundaries.
The hippies insult us by calling us new fags because they are not aware of our true strength and potential.
I fully believe us quote-unquote new fags have more strength and balls than these hippies, which is why they don't want to have war in the first place.
This war will be a flexing of our muscles to show the hippies that they are the real faggots and that us new trolls have balls of steel.
Us new trolls will fight together as one against ghosts and we will crush any old show hippie who comes in our way.
Remember episode 15 when ghost lost complete control of the show?
We can recreate that again and again and again.
Why?
Because ghost has no balls and will be powerless to stop us.
Ghost is no boundary and our only potential barrier is the crumpling wall of the hippies who suck up the ghost on a tri-weekly basis while pretending to still be trolls.
They are the failed trolls because they are so ungenuine and I will not be surprised if there is some private connection between pacifists like me magician with ghost in order to keep the show rolling.
We trolls want genuity and these fakes do not represent our ideals.
In order to show our true ideals and desires, we must fight war and with war there are always casualties.
But if we put in true effort, those casualties are never in vain.
I'm pumped for war and I know there are enough trolls behind me who are pumped for war as well.
We shall troll in the comments.
We shall troll in the text-to-speech.
We shall troll in radio graffiti and we shall never surrender.
I'm pumped for war.
Trolling In Comments00:15:37
Or no, I already said that.
Troll War 2019, we will make no sound.
I already said that.
Oh, man, he fucking hugged.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Look, I don't know what to say to that dude, but you see what I'm saying, man?
You see what I'm saying?
They fucking, you start saying troll war and shit, and these people start taking it fucking serious.
And I mean, did you hear?
That was a pre-written speech that this person wrote down and is declaring troll war.
I mean, does anybody know this fruit bowl?
I mean, seriously.
Hold on just a second.
I mean, yeah, no kidding, Oliver.
And by the way, does anybody vouch for this guy?
I mean, seriously, anybody in the chat room, does anybody vouch for this dude?
I mean, this guy was like, we're going to declare it.
We're not.
I mean, this guy was acting as if he was reading the fucking presidential address state of the union.
I mean, Everybody's like, no, no.
Oh, there, somebody does DJ boy pussy.
Oh, okay.
One guy.
And then he fucks up and is like, oh, shit.
I already said that.
All right.
I'm out of here.
Woo.
Oh, dude.
Come on, man.
I don't know what to say about that because that dude may be dead serious.
I'm not even kidding, man.
Yeah, I want to be honest with you, dude.
Let's not go.
I look ball.
I know you're talking about balls, believe me.
Listen, let's not do this.
All right.
Listen, this is starting to get like fucking a little out of hand at this point.
All right.
I don't know who the hell that fucking new kid was.
It's obviously a kid.
And it's obviously some kid that's like that that has not or has never read or doesn't care or is just some young gun hot shot.
He's a little hot shot boy.
Huh?
Is that what it is?
Hey, are you a little hot shot boy?
A little hot shot boy.
I don't know what he is, but this dude was literally dead serious until he fucked up.
And you can tell when he fucked up, he had like, you know, ha, ha, see you later, huh?
Anonymous, what did it say?
Should have pre-recorded that, made it sound ballsier and less fruity, spliced out the stutters.
Well, he was trying to be genuine.
I think that he was trying to, oh shit, this is wrong one.
Trying to appease those folks that are really genuinely on his side or something.
I have no idea.
That sounds like really like some serious.
I don't know.
That sounded pretty serious, dude.
That sounded pretty goddamn serious for Christ's sake.
Jesus.
Oh, no sound in the TS.
Jesus Christ.
Hold on just a second.
I think I know what's going on here.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me just do this and let me do that.
But we'll get back to the radio graffiti here in just one second.
I just want to make sure that we can hear these text to speeches.
I think I know the problem.
I think I know the problem.
Anyway, excuse me.
I don't know what to say about that shit, dude.
I really don't know what the hell to say about that.
That's really bizarre.
How bizarre?
How bizarre.
All right, let's continue.
All right.
How about Jesus Christ?
How about Night Prowler radio graffiti?
Celebrating Pride Month, and I am extending my head ass in friendship to my fellow LGBTQ brethren, of course, with a rubber glove on it.
And the rubber glove signifies the hide on my asses tempted.
All right.
And I am going to service a glory hole.
I've got pride.
I've got pride.
I'm taking it on my backside.
I'm a $5 whore.
Are you fucking kidding me, Night Prowler?
You piece of crap.
All right.
And listen, the stream went down there for a second, Night Prowler, because you were making fun of homosexuals.
I think that YouTube is realizing that you are making fun of homos, and they decided that they weren't going to allow that to stream.
And unfortunately, that's why we're having technical difficulties at this point in time.
So, Night Prowler, I mean, look at this.
We're having trouble here.
Now, I do want to be honest with you.
We are, I think, coming with some rain.
I think there's some storms coming in.
So, I hope that has nothing to do with that for Christ's sake.
But, good God.
Good God, dude.
It is just, I don't know what to say about that.
We went down as Night Prowler was Jesus Christ.
And everybody just shut up.
All right.
Everybody in here just shut up.
I don't know what's going on here.
All right.
Why is it always stormy where you live?
Because I'm in San Jim Bonio, Texas, dude.
All right.
It rains.
Like, for instance, yesterday it rained for like it was like fucking dark and fucking hard ass rain and fucking thunder and lightning and all this shit at four in the afternoon, okay?
By 5.30, it was sunshine and it looked like a great fucking summer day or some shit.
I mean, give me a break.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to radio graffiti.
Night Prowler.
What?
330.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, dude, I'm still freaked out at that fucking dude that was like no We new fags are not gonna we're gonna go right after you old pieces I mean, this dude sounded serious, dude.
Wow.
Anyway, 330, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost.
What up, man?
It's simulator player.
What's going on, dude?
Yo, dude, I'm just here to, I want to get it straight.
That Oliver Coswell craft was fake.
That's not him.
Okay.
There's a bunch of shit with all this troll war stuff going on and everything like that.
And a lot of these people are being impersonated on the show.
Oh, shit.
Well, I mean, Jesus Christ.
This is getting out of hand.
I mean, I'm just saying, like, well, there's just a good deal of people being impersonated right now.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right.
Thank you, simulator player, man.
I mean, look, stop.
Stop.
I mean, look, do you see the troll?
Stop with these troll tactics, dude.
This is getting serious.
This is getting really serious, and I don't like where this is going.
I don't like where this is going at all, dude.
Oh, my God.
We got these fucking new kids.
We got new kids on the block that are over here fucking causing a ruckus, dude.
Jesus Christ.
And it's raining.
It's raining.
It's great.
It's just.
That's just great.
How about Master Ass Blaster Radio Graffiti?
You will not be able to stay home, brother.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on, and cop out.
You will not be able to lose yourself on deck and keep going for yourself.
I know what you're trying to do.
You're trying to antagonize this show with that political propaganda.
We ain't going to do it.
All right.
We ain't going to do it.
And look, I don't want to hear about troll war in the chat room again, dude.
I don't want to hear about a troll war.
I don't want to hear about a troll war, dude.
I'm not even kidding around.
You're not going to like what's going to happen.
It's, it's.
It's bad.
It's bad, dude.
It's fucking bad.
It's fucking bad.
You don't want to do this, dude.
A cans abuser, radio graffiti.
Shut up in the chat room.
I said bad games.
You thought the fucking FBI was bad?
These fucking faggots.
I mean, I'm shit.
Shut that shit up.
You see what I'm saying, folks?
Right there.
Right there where these idiots splice me and make me try to say something I didn't say.
All right, you see that right fucking there, right there, right fucking there.
Don't believe it.
All right, if you're my true fans, don't believe this shit.
I'm not joking.
If you're my true fans, don't believe that shit.
Fucking piece of crap.
Bathroom pervert, radio graffiti.
Jesus.
All right, first of all, you're downloading porn and doing this at the same time, and your computer can't help it, and you can't do it.
I think you're playing Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the Wall, and I completely agree with that song.
I completely agree with that song.
We don't need no education.
We don't need no thought control.
I mean, do you understand what I'm saying?
I get it.
I get it.
We don't.
We don't need no education.
All right.
How about who's that?
Somebody from Austin?
512, Radio Graffiti.
Nigger, George Monkey, Jiggaboo, White Howard, Kool-Aid.
Watermelon.
Hey, hey, wait a minute.
Is that fucking Ice Poseidon?
Doesn't Ice Poseidon live in Austin, Texas?
Wait a minute.
That's fucking Ice Poseidon, isn't it?
Fucking piece of crap.
Now he's trying to come over here and suck on my nuts now, huh?
Is that it?
Is that what you're doing, Ice?
You know what?
I don't blame you, boy.
I don't blame you.
You understand what I'm saying?
Is this guy?
Is he behind the troll war or some shit?
Because I guarantee you, you don't want none of this, baby.
Let's not go there.
I'm sorry.
I'm kind of inebriated.
I don't know what the hell's going on.
Who the hell is this?
Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
Who the fuck is pretending to be me?
Oliver Carswell, who the fuck is pretending to be you?
I don't know, dude.
I don't know who the hell's pretending to be who, man.
I don't know who's doing who.
I don't know what's going on.
How about who the hell is this?
A special announcement, Radio Graffiti.
It keeps me up.
Jesus Christ.
What kind of goddamn satanic podesta bullshit did I just fucking listen to, dude?
Jesus Christ.
How about 23, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, ghost, how are you doing tonight?
Hey, it's Olive, right?
What's going on, dude?
Oh, say, this troll shit's fucking bullshit.
I think most of these people are full of shit off their offices, if you ask me.
They ain't gonna do a damn thing.
They're acting pretty serious, though, dude.
They really are acting pretty serious about this garbage.
I mean, it's just a bunch of new facts.
They ain't gotta do shit.
I mean, it's just the fucking internet.
They ain't gotta do shit.
I think you should just freaking just laugh at them and be like, hey, you know, whatever.
You know, just let it roll off your shoulder.
I don't know, dude.
I mean, I've been here a few times before, and this is how it starts.
And I don't like the direction all this stuff's going, dude.
I'm going to be honest with you.
Well, either way, I mean, don't take it too serious unless there is like any sign of it, and then just shut that stuff down like immediately.
We don't need none of that, to be honest.
I agree, Olive.
I agree, man.
You want to give a shout-out to anybody, man?
Give a shout-out to anybody, Olive.
I think that you may have missed it because we went offline.
Shout out to you.
Shout out to the engineer.
Thank you for having a great show tonight.
I'm going to go have me a fucking melee light right now.
Hey, there you go, man.
It's Milla Time.
Yeah, Milletime, baby.
Milletime.
Millet time.
Milletime.
Millitime.
I love that.
I love that saying, baby.
Milletime.
Milletime.
Millitime.
Millitime.
Milletime.
All right.
Who else we got here?
We got Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
How about 630 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, I'm actually surprised you called me again.
I was the guy who did the big speech.
I know.
I know.
Do you have anything else to say about that?
I'm sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.
I got to let the live stream catch up to what you're saying.
So hurry up for Christ's sake, dude.
All right.
Wait, hold on.
I'd like to say a message.
These people like Spermy and Meme Magician and now Oliver, who you know think they have such big balls because they were here before the ghost show, they don't see the power of the new trolls, okay?
These people act like they have these giant balls, but we're the actual people with balls.
Those people are fags.
Hey, hey, let me ask you something.
Do you represent a good portion of the new trolls that are in this community now?
I mean, can people vouch for you?
I feel like I can easily represent a good portion of the New York trolls here because the ghost show was the first time I was able to become a part of Radio Graffiti.
So I feel like I kind of share some of the beliefs of the other new people here who are here as well.
All right, what do you call yourself?
What is your handle?
What do you call yourself?
Bombed Out Of Minds00:14:29
No sound.
No sound.
I have no sound.
That's you.
I have no sound.
The no sound people.
Although those are, that's you.
Nothing makes sound.
There is no sound.
Okay.
If there's no sound, then there's no reverberation.
If there's no reverberation, then there is no life, right?
Am I wrong?
In some philosophical sense, I guess not.
All right, well, let me ask you another question.
Let me ask you another question.
What do you expect to accomplish if there is a full-fledged troll war that you're out here trying to advocate, dude?
And I don't think that you understand the serious business, dude.
All right.
Hey, look, somebody just donated and said, ask this kid to define a troll war.
So what's your definition of the troll war?
What is it?
Everybody wants to know.
I've been talking with some people, and they've told me that a troll war is basically trolls fighting against other trolls, which doesn't really make too much sense to me because, you know, in this situation, it's kind of you versus the trolls.
So I don't know why fighting would be going on between the troll communities.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on just a second.
Wait a minute.
You just declared war on old trolls and now you're trying to like what?
You know, backpedal on that?
You're just you're backpedaling now.
I'm not trying to backpedal.
It's just these old trolls are being hippies because they're like begging for no war.
I don't want to fight with trolls because if they're trolls, we have like the same goals and the same anticipation and what to do with your show.
However, if they put themselves in the way, they'll have to go.
So wait a minute.
So you're after me.
Is that what you're trying to say?
That you're after me now?
Yes, because historically in True Capitalist Radio and the Go Show right now, it's always been you versus the trolls.
And I remember episode 15 where you have lost complete control of your show and you were able to get nothing done.
And those were hilarious times.
So, you know, really, if the new trolls want to, we could bring that back and do that again.
Dude, the reason that happened is because I didn't update OBS, okay, dude.
That's why the things were happening.
I mean, and if you were to do that, how would you do such a thing?
How would you do such a thing?
I mean, I'm telling you right now, it's the whole reason why I didn't do it because I didn't update the OBS system.
But in your hacks or terminology, explain how such a hack would happen.
One minute.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm not going to be.
Get this idiot out of here for Christ's sake.
Trying to take credit for me just being lazy and not fucking updating OBS over here.
This guy's going to be like, you know what?
That was me.
And Buffer Overflow or whatever the fuck they said.
Oh, my God.
What a cringe lord.
What a fucking cringe lord, dude.
I don't even know what to say after that.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm sorry.
I don't even know what the hell to say about that.
How about 413, Radio Graffiti?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Hold on.
What the hell?
413, are you there?
I mean, 413.
I can't click on 413.
He just wants to.
Some of these people, folks, they call in from the Internet, and then they're doing something else which prohibits them from being called on.
And this is why sometimes we have this situation.
Crawl like a hambone ghost.
Are you serious, dude?
Crawl like a hambone ghost?
All right, let me tell you something, dudes.
All right, let me let me tell you guys something.
All right.
I'm tired of this shit.
I'm tired of you people out here making a complete mockery of me.
And I'm afraid to call on these sons of bitches.
I'm afraid to call on these sons of bitches because I think that these sons of bitches are going to be sitting here and spreading fucking slanderous lies.
Utter slanderous lies with these fucking splices, dude.
And I don't appreciate it.
I don't fucking appreciate it for Christ's sake.
And you people are saying, no, it's real shit.
It's not real shit.
It's fucking splices.
And all my true fans will understand it.
All right?
All right.
How about 413 Radio Graffiti?
Got some peace talk.
Oh, yeah.
That sounds good.
Oh, yeah.
That is in my mouth right now.
Get this fucking leg.
Get him off, please, dude.
I mean, are you kidding me?
I mean, you know, you were in the chat room saying, hey, call 413 again.
That's what you had, for heaven's sake.
All right.
Crawl like a hambone ghost, radio graffiti.
We've got pylon straighter graffiti.
What's going on, coach?
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of the Ghost Town Broadcast.
I'm Jim Jones, and it will be leader with the inner circle.
Give people Kool-Aid, which sounds fun to me.
Cheers, babe.
Cheers, right?
Among the bodies I know that the simple fanatical founder, the record of Jones, his wife, and each one of their children.
All the dads are believed to be American.
Most had the 40 to sit in line to do the cyanide lace Kool-Aid from a large tub.
Fucking pieces of shit.
Get this fucking piece of fucking shit.
Shit!
Making fun of the inner circle!
Don't you dare make fun of the inner circle!
Don't you fucking dare!
Don't you dare make fun of the inner circle, man!
The inner circle!
They're my friends!
You're my family, man!
Fuck you!
Fuck you, man, trying to make fun of the inner circle, man.
I talk to them all day today.
You understand that?
I make sure to always discuss.
We're a fucking think tank in that son of a bitch.
You know, we're always just an intellectual conversation, man.
I love the inner circle.
Fucking pieces of shit trying to talk shit about my fucking inner circle out here, man.
Fuck you.
You're just a bunch of haters and you're envious.
You're goddamn envious.
Fucking Jim Jones.
Go shove it up, your ass.
I need some more beer up in here, man.
I need more beer, man.
That's what the fuck I need.
Hey, what the fuck?
You people are laughing?
The inner circle is a fucking fake tank, boy.
You wouldn't be able to understand unless you were in there, all right?
You wouldn't be able to understand.
You wouldn't be able to understand, boy.
Fucking piece of shit.
You wouldn't be able to understand.
All right.
All right, everybody, just shut up.
Everybody, just shut your mouth.
Let me continue on with this goddamn radio graffiti.
You're lucky I'm even here after all this time.
Jesus Christ, man.
Who else do we have here?
How about The Surge Radio Graffiti?
Bitches deal with the graph beer.
I know you won't be in me.
Bitches deal with the graph beer.
I know you won't be in me.
Bitches deal with the graph beer.
I know you won't be in me.
Jesus Christ.
Is this one of these guys?
Is this like the new trolls?
Is that one of them?
Hey, The Surge, is that you, dude?
The guy in the chat's like, what the fuck?
That wasn't me.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, my God.
This is getting cringier and cringier, man.
203 Radio Graffiti.
What?
Hey, Ghost.
Hey, what's up?
Yo, Ghost, what's happening?
Hey, I got my mom here.
How are you doing?
I'm not, I'm doing pretty good.
What's going on?
What's up with your mom?
So, what's the difference between like ghosts and holy ghosts?
That's what I like to know.
Like, I love my son.
He's a super spiritual man.
Okay.
Okay.
What's the difference?
Is that me?
Yeah, it's you.
I'm listening to myself on the radio.
Are you drunk?
No.
Are you on like pills or something?
Are you Zand out?
Oh, okay.
So like, um.
Oh, my God.
Let's keep the show going.
Hey, dude, this is your mom.
You're his mom.
I'm his mom.
Yeah, what's up?
Oh my God, are you, you're not a, This is not your mom.
This is a wasted thought.
This is a wasted thought that you picked up off the fucking street corner.
What are you talking about?
Don't give me disrespecting my mom.
Oh, give me a break.
Listen to her, for Christ's sake.
She can barely stumble her words together for Christ's sake, man.
She's drugged out of her mind.
Don't kiss your mother with that mouth.
That's disgusting.
I'm so cooked.
I'm just mommy.
That is what you want to hear me out.
I'm not going to hang up, though.
You see, I told you this is a wasted thought.
Give me a fucking break.
I mean, I could smell the fucking brew on her breath from over here.
Yeah, it makes me wine.
It's like a hysterical mess.
We're hysterically messy.
My God is off with the hysterical dude.
Hey, are you both up like on a Coke binge or something?
Are y'all doing a bender?
What are you talking about?
Oh, my God.
You people are wasting.
You're bombed out of your minds.
I can't hear you because there's too many people talking to me in your messaging.
So let's talk real, Mr. Ghostman.
What are you talking about, dude?
There's nobody else.
It's just you and me.
Those are the voices in your head, you dumb broad.
Turn it up.
Those are the voices in your head.
Those are the fucking voices in your fucking head.
Yeah, I'm psycho.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Hey, admit you're just some dish rag whore and you're not this dude's mom.
Just admit that.
What about those graces?
Just admit that you're some dirty dishrag whore that you picked up and you're not his mom.
Just admit that.
I wish I was a dishrag whore.
You wish you were?
Why?
You wish you were in like some kind of a gangbang session or something?
I wish I was.
Oh, you're into that kind of thing.
I have too much pity and respect for myself.
Oh, well, come on.
Give me a break.
You just said you wished you were.
Do you wish you were blacked?
Like black men?
Oh, I got a little silent there.
A little silent with a black man ass.
Hey, would you want like a bunch of black men?
Look, she's laughing.
See, let's see.
Hey, that is, look, that is a thought that is one of this dude's.
He's like, you better not say yes, bitch.
You better not.
You hear him in the background?
He's like, you better not say yes, bitch, or I'm going to give you a smack.
Admit it.
Admit it in front of him, chick, that you want black cocks.
Just admit it.
Admit it in front of him.
He might want to whack off.
Probably, like.
Oh, you see, she probably.
You see that?
Come on.
Yeah, why not?
Why not?
uh-oh now oh here comes the cuck is out the cuck is out so So, hey, lady, I did you a favor, okay?
Now this guy is gonna hide behind a lampshade while he's tickling his asshole while you're getting gangbanged by the crip gang.
Hey, are you there?
Woman.
Wouldn't you like to watch?
No, actually, I don't want to watch.
I just think that I'm just pulling out fantasies that you're friends with.
I don't like to watch, Mr. Ghostman.
No, I don't.
I don't like to watch that.
I just read it in your voice.
I could hear it in your vernacular that that's what you wanted.
To watch all things, mister.
Yeah, Jesus.
Listen, she's already, you know, she's half-bombed out of her mind.
She's thinking.
I think you go.
Now, let me ask you something.
I think you ask you something.
You can't handle a woman your own age.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
This bitch is loaded, for Christ's sake.
Listen, answer me this.
Okay, you said you'd want to get banged by a gang of black men.
Now, would you want them to be like Wesley Snipes black or like Stephen Curry from the fucking Golden State Warriors black?
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Did I admit to that?
I don't remember that.
You just said it.
You just said it.
You just said that you wish that you were in a gangbang with black men.
Hey, chat.
Everybody in the chat, y'all heard that, right?
This broad.
You're, you're, you're.
That's what you wish for.
Can you just admit that you're not this guy's mom and you're some broad that he picked up?
That you're just some broad that he picked up, like some hole.
And you're all imagination.
No, listen, just admit that you're some fucking hole that this guy picked up and just admit it.
Am I right?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, this broad.
I will never admit that I'm a fucking whore.
No, no, I didn't say a whore.
Listen, listen.
I said you're a fucking hole.
Manly mind.
No, listen, that you're a fucking hole.
Like you're, you know, somebody that's used as a goddamn sexual playground and, you know, an ejaculation center, a fucking hole.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, I might have a hole for my husband to conceive lots of children.
Oh, now you got a husband.
Now you have a husband.
Now you've got a husband?
Where did this husband come from?
I've always had a husband ghost.
I love how you like manipulate these conversations.
How am I manipulating?
You said it.
You said it.
You said, oh, I wish I was in the middle of a gangbang.
And I was like, oh, yeah, would it be black man?
And you're like, and the dude in the background is like, obviously, like, you know, threatening you, saying, you better not, bitch.
You better not say you like getting blacked.
And then you were kind of like, ah, and then you finally admitted it.
Oh, so good.
You are the manipulator of all things, aren't you?
Oh, my God.
Now are you, like, in a 1-900 sex mood now?
Are you a phone sex operator?
That was a pretty good transition.
You went from like some stupid, dumb, fucking drunkard bitch to like some sulturist seductions.
I mean, what the hell did that come from?
Oh, man.
Why am I living here every day, Bush?
You know, okay, I'm gonna let you go here, but you know what I think?
I think you're a dumb, drunk bitch.
And then I called you out.
Your man's back there putting you in drunkard display.
Now he knows that you want to get gangbanged by a group of bloods or crips while he's in the back in a lampshade, fanning his nutsack, putting a goddamn vibrator up his ass, sitting on a side bean while he's watching you get your goddamn holes plugged up.
Am I right or am I right?
Or am I right or am I right?
Or am I right?
Right?
You guys don't want to lose me.
I'm the excitement of the night.
You guys don't want to lose me.
This guy is a fluke.
Get this, get this, get this fucking drunk bitch out of here.
Get this fucking.
You're a dumb, drunk bitch.
That's what the fuck you are.
All right.
Where the hell did this dumb drunk bitch come from?
Do you see what I'm saying when it comes to women?
She was bombed out of her mind.
She was fucking drunk.
All right.
I don't know if that's her man.
I don't know if he was like, hey, what's up, man?
I guess he tried to play it off like it was his mom.
This bitch was bombed out of her mind.
All right.
And I literally yanked it right out of her goddamn sexual deviant diary that she wanted to get gangbanged right in front of her husband.
Did you see her?
Did you hear her husband?
He's like, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Oh, my God.
This and that.
And I mean, God.
I hope I didn't cause some kind of a domestic situation with that because I mean, that was a drunk bitch, dude.
That bitch was drunk.
And let me tell you, look, you all hear me on here, right?
I mean, I drink a lot of beer.
You know, I drink a lot and that sort of thing, dude.
But that was a drunk bitch.
That was a fucking drunk bitch.
I tell you that right damn now.
Good God.
Anyway, let me move on.
All right.
How about Troll War veteran Radio Graffiti?
Million or J-Man Radio Graffiti.
Hey, the police are my gang, dude.
They're my gang.
Let me tell you something.
I see some police outside right now, and they're swatting me.
I'm telling you this right now.
I'm not being taken out alive.
Let me get my freaking gun.
Let me get my freaking gun out of here for Christ's sake.
Somebody on Twitter is telling me to fire a warning shot.
I think it's probably a good idea.
See, I see some officers outside.
I don't know what the hell's going on here, folks.
Oh, Christ.
I think they're coming up to the door, folks.
Oh, shit.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, Christ, no.
Get away.
Get away.
I'm off.
Get away.
Oh, silly.
They're your gang.
Just whenever your butt's not on the line.
Bad boys, bad boys.
Get that shit out of here, fucking peace.
Fuck you.
Ah!
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
Piece of shit.
Shut the fuck up.
I don't even want to remember that fucking broadcast.
Do you understand that?
I don't even want to remember that broadcast.
I don't even want to remember that fucking broadcast, man.
You know what?
I'm done with this shit.
I'm done, man.
I mean, what else am I going to get out of this fucking radio graffiti, man?
Fuck all of you.
Fuck all of you.
Take me off.
Take me off, engineer.
Get me the fuck out of here.
Goodbye, is right.
And shut up in the chat room.
I should have fucking got out of here fucking hours ago, man.
Take the fucking radio graffiti off, engineer.
Take the fucking graphic off.
I'm fucking tired of this shit.
All right.
I'm tired.
You fucking people have been a thorn in my ass.
I'm serious.
You people have been fucking really seriously hardcore to me since this last Friday.
All right.
And that includes the Saturday Night Troll Show, for fuck's sake, man.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
I'm sitting here and I'm doing broadcasts for fucking six, seven fucking hours, for Christ's sake, man.
All right?
And you people are still fucking hollering about troll war this and troll war that.
And I mean, what kind of sick maniacs are you people?
That's the only reason why I developed the Saturday Night Troll Show so you idiots wouldn't be doing this fucking troll war, man.
Oh my god.
What kind of fucking radio graffiti did we just listen to, man?
We have some fucking guy pretending his drunk fucking bitch is some kind of mother of his.
We got her out of her goddamn black sexual fantasies.
I hope that's not a domestic situation.
And then you got people splicing me.
You got people using old fucking episodes and putting it together and make me look like a fucking idiot for Christ's sake.
I'm tired, dude.
I'm fucking tired.
It's Wednesday.
Now Thursday, 2.30 in the fucking morning.
I've almost been on for six goddamn hours for Christ's sake, man.
All right, six fucking hours I've been almost on here.
And you know what?
You fucking people don't have any appreciation, man.
All right.
I could have gone hours ago when you fucking pricks were sitting over here thinking you were so cute doing your stupid fucking text-to-speech trolls and doing all this garbage in the chat room.
I'm tired of it.
I'm tired.
And fuck you in the chat room, you win.
You win fucking, you win these nuts, man.
I'm tired of you, trolls, man.
You're a fucking pimple on my ass, man.
You're a fucking pimple on my ass that just won't go away, dude.
You fucking squeeze it.
You fucking pop it and shit.
It gets infected.
It gets bigger.
You know what I'm saying?
And you just fucking won't go away.
You're a pimple on my ass.
It won't go away! It won't go away! It won't go away!
I'm fucking tired of you trolls, man.
And look, all of you sick fucks that are out here calling troll war.
You know your ass from your elbow.
The same people that are out here calling for troll war are going to leave this broadcast.
They're going to put it on National Geographic and wax their carrot to tribal nudity.
These people are idiots.
And I don't want to hear the term troll war again.
All right?
I'm getting the hell out of here.
You fucking bastards are lucky.
I'm not even fucking kidding around anymore, you fucks.
You'll be lucky if I come back this damn Friday for a damn ball or Friday.
You better hope I'm in a good goddamn mood.
And by the way, you're going to be lucky if I come back for a Saturday night troll show.
You're going to be lucky if I come back for a Saturday night troll show, you fucks.
I don't need this shit.
I don't need this shit.
And I'm telling you, I deserve more respect.
I deserve more respect, man.
And fuck you, you trolls.
You didn't win shit.
And I'm fucking tired of this fucking shit.
I'm tired of these fucking trolls saying that they fucking want shit.
I'm tired of these fucking trolls saying that they fucking want shit.
I'm tired of these fucking trolls saying that they want shit.