Ghost opens Baller Friday by condemning Virginia Beach shooters and trolls, defending Trump's 5% Mexican tariff while predicting a 20% hike. He attacks American "nerd culture" for lacking innovation, advocates importing H-1B labor, and mocks millennials' $8,000 net worth against boomers. The broadcast escalates into heated exchanges over $15 donations, anti-Semitic chat videos, and conspiracy theories about Biden's brain surgeries. Ghost ultimately threatens to quit due to audience toxicity, revealing his grandmother's death after callers mocked her, leaving him furious at the destructive environment he created. [Automatically generated summary]
It's episode 63, and of course, it's Baller Friday.
Shut Up With Macabre Shit00:15:17
That's right, folks.
You're listening to The Ghost Show, episode 63.
Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And I'd like for everybody right now to spread this show around the internet and throughout the world and let everybody you know, let them know that we're online.
We are live right now, baby, on this Baller Friday.
And guess what?
It's the last day of May, baby.
The last day of May.
Here comes the summer, baby.
Summer, baby, bummer.
And it's about to get hot.
Huh?
Can you feel it?
Can you feel the heat?
You're damn right, baby.
Here comes the summer.
And by the way, June is LGBTQ Pride Month.
So I hope that you're prepared for that.
Once again, episode 63, Baller Friday.
And I'm having a good time.
It's a Baller Friday.
You damn trolls.
You're not going to harsh my mellow today.
Not on episode 63, baby.
You're damn right.
All right, Engineer.
Take the music out, Engineer.
Take the music out.
Thank you very much for tuning in with me to another edition of The Ghost Show, episode 63.
I am your host, The Man They Call Ghost.
Once again, make sure to let everybody know that we are live right now on the broadcast.
It's Baller Friday.
And let me tell you something.
I'm having a great time.
Let me go ahead and before we get started on anything else, you know it's Baller Friday.
Let's just go ahead and crack it open.
You know what a time it is?
It's time for more beer.
Let's go ahead and crack open some of these goddamn beers for Christ's sake.
I got an ice chest always on the side of me.
Ice chest on the side of me.
Beer like it ain't shit, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
And what is this?
Ghost Wheels politics for two.
All right, listen.
At least you idiots are letting me talk.
So before we start getting into some dumbass text-to-speech troll garbage, let me break open this beer.
Let me cheers all the capitalists and let's get into some serious business, baby.
All right.
Where's my glass?
Check this out.
It got me some badass new beer glasses as well, baby.
You know what I'm talking about?
I got me some badass beer glasses, man.
These look like old 1950s beer glasses.
You know, the kinds of beer glasses that you saw in the 50s bars.
You know, my old man, he would take me to a bar every now and then.
Of course, I wasn't drinking.
I'd just be sitting there like a little schmuck.
But he'd be drinking these beers.
And I'm telling you right now, these glasses that I purchased look just like them.
Anyway, folks, since it is episode 63, it is the last day of May.
Let's see if we can get into a little bit of seriousness, okay, folks.
Now, aside from it being Baller Friday, I want to go ahead.
Listen, that's too soon, all right?
If y'all aren't aware, there was some kind of mass shooting in a municipal building in Virginia Beach.
And that's what they're doing.
Look at this.
More bullets.
Listen, this is not funny.
That's not cool.
Let's not go there at this point in time.
All right.
And what the hell is this?
This is to all you troll terrorist sons of bitches who keep trying to clock me.
Why don't you take that clock and shove it up yourself?
No kidding.
I swear, you're like some bald, four-eyed little, oh, oh, God.
Engineer, I just sold my wheelchair again.
Don't, dude.
I'm not in a wheelchair.
Look at this.
11 dead Virginians.
Look at these macabre bastards.
Look, let's not start this Baller Friday episode 63 like this, dude.
Here's now.
Hey, ghost creepy Peto Biden did it again.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, political post.
I'll get to that 15 bucker in just a second, all right?
First and foremost, I want to say cheers to everybody right now that's listening to the broadcast, and I'm talking about the true capitalists.
For all those that are new to the show, Baller Friday is that day of the week in which us capitalists, we look back on the day's labor, this week's wages, this week's capital, and we bask in our success.
That's what we do today.
Down forward punch, baby.
Happy Baller Friday.
Had a productive week.
Made some great money.
Enjoying a joint and scotch.
Join a joint and scotch old down forward punch.
Cheers to down forward punch, baby.
All right.
I'm glad that you had a decent Baller Friday, a productive week.
That's what we're doing whenever we're celebrating Baller Friday.
We're looking back at the week's productivity.
You understand?
And we enjoy, we bask in our success.
So I want to say cheers once again to everybody out there who is a true capitalist.
Cheers to you.
I definitely want to say cheers to the inner circle and whoever the hell donated big old N-word nose for two bucks.
You're a piece of shit.
Anyway, I want to say cheers, baby.
Cheers to everybody out there.
Happy Baller Friday.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
All right.
Now that I've already gotten that all out of the way, let's just...
Oh, Christ.
Not this guy.
This is a false prophet.
He supports the Antichrist Donald Trump.
He is not the Antichrist, you sick bastard.
Wait a minute.
Now I'm the whore of Babylon.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Pastor Steven Anderson, how the hell do you figure that I'm the whore of Babylon?
What the hell?
Where the hell do you get off calling me that?
I take big offense to that for Christ's sake, calling me the whore of Babylon like I'm the Catholic Church or something.
I'm not the Catholic Church.
All right.
I mean, if you want to direct your whore of Babylon garbage to somebody, direct it there, okay?
And like I've said many times, Donald Trump is not the Antichrist.
He is the answer.
He is the answer to the organism, the criminal organization, excuse me, that's called Washington, D.C. Jesus Christ.
This idiot, Pastor Steven Anderson, is pissing me off.
Shooting pearls in Virginia, asshole.
Listen, I don't want to hear any more trolls about the municipal shooting, all right, out at Virginia Beach.
I don't want to hear about this, all right?
Apparently, we've got 11 dead.
I think, according to the report, according to reports, there may be 12 dead.
All right, this is a very serious situation, and for you people to make macabre-ass trolls like this is a joke.
It's just a joke.
And whoever the hell put I'm in a wheelchair for two bucks, really funny, you jerk dick, all right?
Real funny.
Now, look, the first thing I want to do is I want to.
Jesus Christ.
No, come on.
Stock market disapproved evil Benedict Donald Trump's 5% tariff on poor Mexico.
I was about to get to that, you Texas.
$155.
Stop trying to do my job, man.
God damn it.
The NASDAQ fell 115 to 7,400 points.
Shut up, man.
500 fell 37 points to 2,700.
I'm about to get to that.
Ghost killed 11 Virginians today.
What?
Ghost is a mass murderer.
Fuck you.
I'm not none of those things, man.
Black Hat.
Yes, we bask in our success, then Golden showers you with it.
Yeah, shut up, Black Hat, you fucking sick pervert.
Ghost inspired another shooter.
What the fuck?
What are you talking about?
I inspired another shooter.
How the hell do you figure that shit?
Pastor Steven Anderson, can you please do some capitalist confessions for us?
Ghost doesn't like to do them anymore, sadly.
We need a true host, and Ghost has him in here locked up tighter than Ghosts.
Mike Hawk, shut up, asshole.
All right.
Nobody asked you.
Banned the Christ vag.
I think that's in reference to this pastor Steven Anderson.
All right.
And no, not this emoji shit again, dude.
All right.
Don't do this.
Wheelchair symbol, I mean, I'm sick and tired of these stupid goddamn emoji texts.
Whoever the hell did that, you're an utter idiot for Christ's sake.
All right.
Now let me talk because I want to begin this Ball of Friday with some serious issues here, okay?
Now, first and foremost, I want to remind all you idiots that have been badgering Trump and the text-to-speech about how he's light on the border.
I'd like to direct you on the president's actions today.
He strikes back at Mexico over the border situation by issuing a 5% tariff on all Mexican goods coming into the United States of America.
How do you like them, apples?
And why did he have to do it?
Because Congress refuses to act.
All right?
What is this?
Ghost first inspired the New Zealand shooting.
Now he has inspired the shooting in Vegina today.
I can't in chat if Ghost is inspiring shootings in Virginia.
Well, how the hell am I inspiring shootings?
That's a false indictment.
I didn't inspire anybody to do anything.
What are you talking about, man?
And I didn't inspire the New Zealand shooters.
You fucking trolls.
I don't know why the hell you're sitting over there spreading this slanderous goddamn lie.
I can't believe this crap.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Trolls don't let them talk.
Fuck you.
Who the hell donated that shit?
This is my show.
I'd buy that.
Liberal hunting season.
So what?
The 11 dead were liberal Democrats.
I thought you hated that.
Hey, hey, wait a minute.
Isn't that a good thing?
No, that's not a good thing.
Calm down.
Long live the right wing and long live.
No, I do not condone what this idiot just said.
This liberal hunting season asshole.
I don't condone what the hell he just said.
And the asshole that says, don't, trolls don't let him talk.
Fuck you, alright?
Ghost inspiring violence, gee ghost.
Now who does that sound like?
What are you talking?
I'm not inspiring nothing.
I'm not inspiring nothing.
You people are making this insinuation as some kind of a sick macabre troll.
I don't appreciate that.
Our mutual friend, I didn't inspire nothing.
You people are disgusting, man.
I can't believe you.
Now, let me talk a little bit because I know we have a lot of critics of the president and his reactions to the border policy.
And you got people like D-Ray and all these other people that are paid for by the DNC, these white nationalists, these alt-writers that are out here criticizing Trump because he's not, quote, doing enough at the border.
Well, I direct you to today's actions by the president.
He's issued a 5% tariff on all Mexican goods because of the border.
Because of the border.
Liberal hunting season, make America great again by cleansing America of all liberal.
Come on, dude.
Come on, man.
How is that productive, man?
Happyballer Friday Ghost.
Crack open a Guinness with the rest of the world.
Hey, thank you very much, L. L. Cheers to L out there.
Thank you very much, man.
Ghost's right-wing jihad, NZ versed VA Next White House.
Shut the fuck.
That's not even funny.
That's not even funny, dude.
I mean, is this what y'all are going to do on a goddamn Baller Friday is just be a bunch of macabre jerk dicks and insinuate that what the fucking mass shooting that happened in Virginia Beach was somehow my fucking fault.
How the fuck do you figure that crap?
How the hell do you figure that?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Jesus.
Happy Baller Friday Ghost IC YouTube is sending the notifications out late just like this show.
Wait, wait, late just like this show?
What the hell are you talking about?
I'm here.
What are you talking about?
I'm broadcasting on a Baller Friday for Christ's sake, all right?
Good number to call.
Take that off.
We're not going to sit here and spread numbers so that you can conjure up people as your personal army.
All right, if you want to call somebody, give them a prank call or do whatever the hell you want to do, do it on your own time.
Don't be sitting over here using my broadcast as a means of trying to get somebody to do your own dirty work, you stupid Will Walsh piece of shit.
All right, do your own dirty work, you milky-licking pieces of nipple-clamp-loving socialist slong head-sucking anal secretion-halving piece of crap.
Jesus Christ, man.
Now listen, I want to talk about how the president is striking back at Mexico over this border situation with a 5% tariff.
Because this isn't the only tariff that he's...
What the fuck?
11 dead ghosts' fault.
Man, I'm not liking this little fucking troll, you idiot, you're doing today.
I'll tell you that right now.
Oh, here's D-Ray.
He's not doing enough.
Tariffs will not stop illegal immigration.
Instead, he could just close the border like a real man.
End birthright citizenship.
Issue a 50%.
The Congress has to do that, D-Ray, you fucking moron.
He wants more illegals.
Oh, God.
You know, you're such an idiot, D. I'm telling you, you're being paid by the DNC.
Press one if Ghost is the white of Babylon that inspires shooting.
Oh, go shove it up, you're ass.
Oh, now I inspire shootings, Pastor Steven Anderson.
Are you fucking kidding me?
You're an asshole, Pat.
Whoever the hell that Pastor Steven Anderson is.
Why do you keep inspiring lunatics to shoot up?
Hey, dark members.
This is not funny, dude.
This is not fucking funny.
Shut the fuck up with this macabre shit.
Shut up, dark mean magician whore.
Snickers, I'm not saying that.
I know what you're trying to make me say.
You're trying to make me say something fucking racist.
Listen, D-Ray, Congress has to make a law that reforms chain migration, that reforms the lottery immigration policy, that reforms these things.
Congress refuses to do anything because it's dominated by a bunch of goddamn fucking Democrats.
What have I told you about leaking our number on the ghost show?
Can you just shut up?
All right, Will Walsh is can you just shut up, please?
All right, I'm talking here.
Let me talk.
Let me goddamn talk.
I want to talk about how the president is fighting back against Mexico, who is doing absolutely nothing to stop these illegal immigrants from crumbing across our border.
So we have hit them up with a 5% tariff.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
772.
Can you skip that stupid crap?
Hey, Olive Yakslov, cheers.
I appreciate it.
Wait a minute.
You dropped one grand on a set of tires and rims today?
I hope that you had the money to do it.
Stop Leaking Our Number00:15:19
Motherfucker Benedict Donald Trump just raised taxes on Yukaki.
Oh, give me a shot.
This isn't about immigration.
Donald Trump is raising taxes.
Oh, go shove it up.
Raising taxes, Maya.
Raising taxes, Maya.
What are you talking about?
We are punishing Mexico.
All right?
Ghost equals U.S. Osama.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Ghost equals U.S. Osama.
That's not even funny.
That's not even funny, dude.
That's not even a troll.
You shouldn't even be trolling about shit like that.
What is this?
No, he doesn't, you stupid idiot.
How about you fucking read Title VIII, Section 12 of the U.S. Constitution?
Read it right now if you got the ball.
Read it right now.
He needs Congress to set policy to sign the bill.
He's doing everything within his executive power to try to stop the inflow of immigration that's coming into this country.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
11 dead Democrats as a start.
Keep stacking bodies.
Dude, that is not fun.
I do not condone that.
And whoever donated that, you're an asshole.
All right?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You're putting the number to the old fucking true capitalist radio show for Christ's sake.
Come on, dude.
Buy that for a dollar.
What is this, meme magician?
Manny Gurz had a good point about how these mass shootings are simply yet another vicious cycle.
Mass shooting, Democrats call for gun control.
NRA spreads propaganda about taking your guns.
But at the end, it's all forgotten and nothing is done.
Well, what do you want done, meme magician?
And by the way, Trump equals U.S. ISIS.
Go shove it up your ass, too.
I mean, what the hell do you want, meme magician?
You want guns to be picked up like they were in Venezuela by Hugo Chavez when he was Democratically elected?
Look at them now.
Look at them now.
For the last fucking time, no, he doesn't.
Stop nation.
Now are you going to read Title VIII, Section 12 of the U.S. Constitution, or are you going to blow me up?
I mean, what the fuck do you want me to read?
It is what it is.
Trump is using his executive orders and whatever was within his power on this damn immigration crap.
And what the hell?
What the hell, D-Ray?
Bullets on the beach.
Look, you fucking trolls better stop doing this.
This is too soon.
This damn shooting just happened about a few hours ago.
And you assholes are already doing this macabre shit.
You're making fun of it.
You're trying to claim that I had something to do with it.
Go shove it up your ass, all right?
Go shove it up your ass.
This is True Cripple Radio.
I am your host, the cripple they call Ghost.
I mean, come on, man.
It's boring.
Come on!
Broadcasting from his trailer in San Hamlet.
Yeah, yeah, I'm glad you're broadcasting from my trailer.
Go shove it up, your fucking poop shoot, dude.
Osama Ben ghostly.
High ghostler and proud to have not only responsible for the NZ shooting, but what happened in Virginia.
I am not involved.
I have no connection to these shootings.
Don't listen to these morals.
No, no, that's a fucking lie.
Don't listen to this idiot, all right?
I don't condone any of this violence.
I don't condone any of these fucking vile macabre things that these people are saying in text-to-speech.
I do not condone them, okay?
And the bottom line is, let me talk about what's happening with Mexico, okay?
Now, this is just the beginning for the president punishing Mexico for doing absolutely nothing by letting these South Americans go through their country and they wind up at our borders, all right?
Not only are we going to increase it 5%, if Mexico continues to do nothing, we're going to continue to raise it.
If Mexico does nothing by July 1st, that 5% goes up to 10%.
If they don't do nothing by August 1st, that 10% goes to 15%, boy.
If they don't do nothing by September 1st, that 15% goes to 20%.
And by God, if they don't do nothing by October, it goes to 25%.
Texas martyrs can go to hell poop shoot.
Yeah, go shove it up your ass.
Come down here to Texas and say that, you punk.
I guarantee you you wouldn't.
I guarantee you, you would not do it.
All right, you people out here, you talk a big game over the damn internet.
You know, it's real easy for you idiots to flap your fat fingers on the keyboard.
All right?
I swear, white nationalists are the most whiny, entitled group of voters.
You're telling me.
Demographic replacement couldn't be telling me.
Better under quote unquote Jewish capitalism than the horror of white socialism.
Man, but Jewish capitalism and the horror of white.
Wait a minute.
There's no such.
Come on, dude.
All right, come on.
All aboard the VA bullet train.
Dude, enough of this macabre shit, man.
Who is more of a shekel goblin?
GX equals ghost.
CX equals 10.
Don't compare me to Ice Poseidon, dude.
Don't compare me to Ice Poseidon, all right, asshole?
What do you call 1-1 skydiving Democrats?
Skeet shooters.
Oh, Jesus, this macabre shit, dude.
Come on, man.
Come on.
This dude is legit.
And side note, stop encouraging shit.
Wait, wait, wait a minute.
Stop encouraging.
I never encouraged anybody to do anything.
I never encouraged anybody to do anything.
And shut up in the chat room, man.
I'm not some overgrown fucking shekel goblin.
And I'm tired of you people spreading that around the internet for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
I'm just a guy trying to do a show, man.
I'm not out here being some overgrown shekel goblin.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
I'm fucking tired of this crap.
I'm in Texas.
Fight me, bitch.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah.
Where in the hell are you in Texas, boy?
Where the hell are you in Texas?
All right.
I bet you're not even in Texas.
I bet you're sitting in some Midwestern little fucking shithole somewhere while your goddamn mom is at Applebee's looking for Alabama black snake.
And your only way to get yourself any kind of self-esteem is to sit here on an internet and flap your Dorito stained fingers on a keyboard talking garbage about me.
That's all you can do.
So sit there and shut your goddamn mouth, all of you internet punks.
All right?
Yeah, Texas.
Shove it up your ass.
Shove it up your ass.
I'm telling you, I've had about enough of you internet people.
I'm telling you this right now.
You people are lucky that you're on a fiber optically connected world that we call the internet because I guarantee you, if you were in front of my face, it'd be some serious shit.
Next, I will send agents of the capitalist army to gun down the Democratic chimps in Chicago.
No, no, Democratic title.
No, I don't condone this.
That's not even funny, dude.
That's not even a funny troll.
That is not even a funny troll.
That is disgusting, man.
Ghost loves the Antichrist trump.
Jesus, here's the asshole.
He doesn't go to a leatherlung Bible-believing King James only church.
Mrs. Ghost should leave.
All right, don't talk about my wife.
Type amen if ghost promotes sodomy.
I promote sodomy now for Christ's sake.
I mean, what the hell are you?
How the hell do you figure that there, Pastor Steven Anderson?
And I'm telling you, you know, for somebody that's a Christian, you sure are making a lot of judgments on me there, Mr. Christian boy.
You're making a lot of judgments on me over here for Christ's sake.
I mean, I thought Jesus and the Lard were all about non-judgment there, boy, huh?
Not judging people.
You're doing a lot of judging over there, Pastor Steven Anderson.
Why don't you just sit there and pipe your ass down, stick a damn Bible in your ass?
All right, because I don't appreciate your so-called Christian man-ism trying to sit here and judge me.
Don't judge me.
Give me my fucking beer for Christ's sake.
What a start to episode 63 of the Ghost Show.
I'm trying to talk about how the president is moving against Mexico.
And look at this crap.
Look at this crap.
Hi, I am Mrs. Ghost and I love when big black cock goes in my ass.
I'm at Woodlawn Lake, pussy.
Come on, bitch.
I am not afraid to beat the shit out of a shit near fucking Woodlawn Lake.
Woodlawn Lake is impoverished Americans are as dead as your shitty legs.
Obviously, guess the minority?
This is a Mexican over here by Woodlawn Lake.
Woodlawn Lake is an impoverished shithole.
All right, what is this?
Willie McGoestersson.
Pastor Steven Anderson, my God, doesn't give a shit about any of this shit.
Shut up.
The guy from the last episode singing the national anthem inspired me to send this.
What?
This is also karma for making us watch those boring videos.
Making you watch the boring video.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I didn't inspire.
Listen, you people are making a lot of goddamn assumptions about me, and I don't really appreciate it today.
All right.
I don't appreciate it one goddamn bit.
All right.
And if you're at Woodlawn Lake, get the hell out of there before you get your ass shot by some fucking Cholo or something.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I listen.
Can you all just let me just talk for just a fucking second instead of disrupting my show every fucking 30 seconds?
The bottom line is that the president is striking back against Mexico against this border situation.
And the president of Mexico, he ain't too happy about it, boy.
He don't like America first.
He don't like America first.
IC equals sleeper cell terror.
Listen, man, stop fucking trolling about this garbage.
Dude, I wouldn't take a dirty diarrhea crap at Woodlawn Lake.
You're talking about Jesus Christ.
Killing Dems for God.
Listen, that's not fucking funny, man.
That's not something to get around about.
I do not condone what you people are selling here.
I'm very grateful to have a concealed carry license because of the nature of my hope so.
I actually own a Glock, and good practice, marksmanship, and situational awareness pay off when it comes to countering armed robberies and potential.
You're damn right.
That's why everybody should walk around strapped, baby.
BNB is on the run right now.
Oh, yeah.
Let's see where this thing goes if the 24-hour volume goes back to 20,000 BTC.
It may just do so.
I'm going to get to the markets.
BNB Gravy Train.
I'm going to get to the markets.
As a matter of fact, let me get to the markets in just a second.
I'm just trying to explain to you folks that the president is a serious business when it comes to this immigration situation.
Now, just because the president is trying to stop the illegal immigrants at the Mexico border doesn't mean that he is not going to allow immigrants into the country and give them the option to become American citizens, but they have to do it legally and they have to go through a process.
Now, let me explain to you the immigration policy of Donald Trump at this point in time.
And fuck you, whoever the hell donated CX for two bucks.
All right, it's GX, baby.
GX for life, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Ghost of mass shootings.
And I'm glad that they didn't air out your damn freaking racism, ghost of mass shootings, you piece of crap.
Get to the markets, Crippler.
I would if you fucking goddamn trolls would let me talk and shut the fuck up.
Christ, I would.
Just shut up.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I'll rip your head off and shit down on your mouth.
Yeah, yeah, real big.
Yeah, you guys talk a lot of big shit over the internet, dude.
I'm not even kidding around.
You guys talk a lot of big crap.
Anyway, let me explain what Trump's trying to do with this new immigration policy.
What he's trying to do is stop the riffraft of the world coming in through our borders illegally.
I mean, let's be honest.
We have had at our borders coming into our borders ever since Bush Jr., ever since Obama, we have had the world's riffraft come into our country.
These people have no contribution, no skills.
And if anything, they're coming into the country trying to collect off of our government entitlement system, which many immigrants are, which many illegal immigrants are.
They're getting free health care.
They're getting free education.
They're getting all the entitlements that are meant for disadvantaged Americans.
Now, what Trump is trying to do is put a cork in that.
We don't need any more illegal immigrants that are detriments to our society.
We don't need any more illegal immigrants that are going to collect off of our government entitlement system.
We don't need any immigrants in this country that are just going to be dregs on our society.
All right.
What Trump is doing is putting a cork into these useless people that the world is dumping into our country.
And what he's going to do is he's going to open the floodgates for folks that are high-skilled.
You know, H-1B1 visas.
And look, we had a great debate in the inner circle for the past two days about this, but this is the policy of Trump.
Many people are discouraged and don't like the fact that Trump is opening up the floodgates when it comes to H-1B1 visas.
But the reason he's doing this is because of this, folks.
And listen to me very carefully.
Over the past two and a half years, we have had exponential growth.
All right.
Type W in chat to Banwell Walsh.
I don't, I'm thinking about it.
All right.
All right.
I'm thinking about it.
All right.
Wait a minute.
What is this?
CX5.
This is a pretty big mass shooting, but let's be honest.
It's only 20% of the size of New Zealand.
Brett and Terry did nothing wrong.
All right, shut up.
All right, let me talk here.
I'm trying to discuss what Trump is doing with illegal immigration or immigration in general, immigration in general.
He's going to allow the high-skilled world laborers out here, people that are scientists, that are programmers, that are.
Okay, what shooting did you inspire or conduct this time?
Right-wingers need to learn their speech has consequences.
Why We Need American People00:15:12
Fuck you, you leftist fucking piece of trash.
Nobody asked you.
All right, Evil Mira.
Nobody asked you.
Now, as I was stating, we have a lot of people that are pissed off that we are opening the floodgates at the higher socioeconomic stratas of American occupation.
For instance, you're seeing a lot of folks that are coming in H-1B1 that are now flooding Silicon Valley, that are now becoming the programmers, that are now becoming, you know, these high-echelon, high-intelligent occupations.
Now, why is Trump doing this?
Trump is doing this because, oh, Jesus Christ.
Ghost, I took your stock advise and invested all of my life savings into Dogecoin.
I hate Dogecoin.
I know you're a fucking liar.
I've never promoted you.
You can never recover from this, and I am holding you responsible.
Okay, go suck.
Thanks to you.
I will never be able to retire.
Well, that's your fault because you're an idiot.
Dogecoin, you moron.
I would never fucking promote that.
Inner circle will rise up and put all the damn Jews and their pet niggers in news, and the capitalist army will explain.
I never said any of this shit.
Regina was simply a warning Donald Trump that we will no longer stand for his soglife.
All right.
You know, that's a bunch of bullshit.
All right.
Just shove it up your ass.
All right.
It's a bunch of bullshit.
All right.
The bottom line is, is that the reason Donald Trump is opening up the floodgates for H-1B1 visas is because we don't, as American people, we don't have the intellectual capital necessary to be able to inspire new innovation, new creativity, new manufacturing, etc.
I mean, lest we forget this big influx of economic growth, specifically in the manufacturing arena, has come from outside the United States.
Outside the United States.
And what Trump is trying to do by renegotiating trade deals and doing this.
Type W in chat to Ban Will Walsh.
Can you shut up about Will Waltz for Christ's sake?
I'm talking here.
I'm talking, scuffed Iban Ezo, real funny idiot.
Listen, the bottom line is the United States does not have the intellectual capital.
And what do I mean by that?
Let me explain to you.
A good perfect example is the nerd culture that has now engulfed all those folks that should be inspired to go find scientific breakthroughs, technological breakthroughs and innovations, you know, creating new programs and hardware.
These folks are no longer inspired to do that.
What American intellectuals do now is just what the Big Bang Theory, the TV show the Big Bang Theory is all about.
These dumbass, so-called highly intelligent, Supposed to be innovating folks, whenever they clock in and clock out of their jobs, what do they do on their off time?
They waste their life on going to Comic-Cons, going to furry conventions, you know, going and watching Game of Thrones.
I mean, anesthesized with fantasy.
And that's really what the whole show of the Big Bang Theory is all about.
You see, before we got this anesthesization of fantasy throughout our culture, people who used to have 150-plus IQ, they would not only work in an attempt to try to solve problems and innovate and make things better, but in their off time, they would go and figure out other problems.
They would go out and innovate.
They would create.
And that's what Donald Trump is trying to inspire with his economic policy.
That's what he's trying to inspire.
We have enough of These damn towel headsand niggers in Silicon Valley taking over.
These poos and their flying carpets make me sick.
Hey, they're cheaper and they're more productive, dude.
Double nuke Israel.
A H1B1, it proves that these folks that we're bringing in are not just doing the job as American programmers and scientists and computer scientists, but they're doing as good of a job for a third of the pay.
For a third of the pay.
Okay?
And instead of folks in this arena, instead of folks that are in this occupational arena being inspired, the real ghost was captured by the government in 2012 for exposing their scams, secrets, and awakening the youth.
The ghost that returned in 2016 is one of the first deepfakes produced.
What are you fucking doing?
The real ghost is an AI run by Google and Elon Musk.
Oh, go fuck yourself.
Self-believe.
Can you shut up, please?
All right?
Ghost is a heretic.
Here we go.
He's antichrist and is Jewish.
Ghost also believes in the heresy that good works get you into heaven.
Ghost is the whore of Babylon.
I am not the whore of Babylon.
Can you shut up?
I'm not going to hell, all right?
My God doesn't give a shit.
All right.
Pajeet coders are shit.
I mean, they get the job done for a third of the price.
All right.
Do you understand that?
For those bitching about legal immigrants stealing jobs, stop being lazy, jelly-ass hambone and get yourself in the industry.
Get in now.
The past is far behind us.
I mean, this is what I'm saying.
I mean, folks that are within the industry that are being afflicted with an influx of H1B1 visas, these folks, instead of inspiring them and suggesting, man, you know what?
They're bringing in a bunch of H-1B1 visas to take us over.
I mean, maybe.
Qtim is rising and in Satoshi value, not USD value.
That's good.
It shows people are moving from BTC into Qtim.
Hey, I've been saying it.
Beer Mugs, Beer Mughal.
I've been saying it.
I've been saying QTUN for a long period of time.
Welcome to the Ghost Show episode 63, broadcasting live from Virginia Beach.
Dude, shut up.
Cappy Ball Friday.
Shut up for Christ's sake.
All right.
Fuck it.
I never said that.
The bottom line is, folks, is that we need American people.
All right.
Whether we bring them in or they're here domestically, we need American people to be inspired to innovate.
I mean, Trump has said many times that he wants things like the iPhone manufactured and produced here in this country.
We need technological goods because we want to produce them here.
So, not only are they consumed in America, they're also consumed in the international community.
We don't produce anything for the international community besides entertainment and pornography.
Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?
Oh, getting psychological there, Dr. Romero.
Getting psychological there.
Let's get to the markets.
The NASDAQ ended the day in 7,400.
Can you shut up?
Losing 1.51%.
The SP 500 ended the day at 2,700.
Man, can you shut up, please?
All right?
I'm trying to talk here.
All right.
I'm trying to talk.
2,310.20, gaining 1.38%.
Oil is at 53.36.
Shut up!
Losing 5.71%.
Stop!
Ethereum is at 269.85, gaining 5.93%.
I'm telling you, man, it makes me sick.
Here's a real wash-ass.
Please try.
If you ban me, all I'll do is just come back with another account.
Oh, great.
If you ban that one, I'll get yet another.
Look at this.
I got a stalker here.
I got a new internet butt stalker.
That's great.
New internet butt stalker.
Because Benedict Donald Trump raised taxes on you via Mexico.
Oil took a big Texas-sized dollar.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oil fell $3.23 or 5.7%.
You're hard to close it, 50% of the time.
It's not raising taxes.
It's not raising taxes.
People are importing their goods to our country.
Press P in the chat.
Mexico is importing their goods to our country, you idiot.
Oh, look at this.
Thanks, text-to-speech lady.
Listen, shut the fuck up and let me talk.
All right?
I'm trying to shoot pearls at you people here, and of course you don't care.
All right?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm trying to tell you to ban Will Walsh and Type Cap to ban Captain Desi.
Wait a minute.
Is this Captain Autism?
Are you Will Walsh, Captain Autism, you piece of trash?
Huh?
And Captain Autism, you know, I saw a picture of you, dude.
I mean, you are fruitier than a box of fruit loops, man.
I mean, I'm not even kidding around.
You look like the ass blast of Richard Simmons after a bad fucking colonoscopy, dude.
You look horribly, horribly fruity.
No pun intended.
No, no, no, no offense.
All right?
Jesus Christ, man.
Now, look, I am completely for Donald Trump opening up the floodgates for H-1B1 visas because we need innovation.
We need these folks.
Because look, our intellectual capital in America today, they're all a bunch of idiots.
They believe that all they need to do is clock in, clock out, and that's their job.
That's their job.
Press TTS for like, shut the fuck up, all right?
And Ghostler's crippled son, fuck you too.
And the reason we're doing this, folks, is because the way the Trump, the way President Trump is arranging the economic policy of America, he's trying to inspire production in this country.
How the hell do you think Ghost shad his wheelchair?
How the hell do you figure it's a tax when Mexico is importing their products into our country?
All right, and we're not charging them anything.
And whenever we bring something in their country, they give us a tariff.
I mean, how does that make any sense?
Can you explain that to me?
How come we allow Chinese goods to come into our country and have a trade deficit on an annual basis of $500 billion?
And how is that good for the country?
How is flooding our goddamn markets with a bunch of Chinese and Mexican goods good for American economy?
It isn't, you moron.
It isn't.
So the bottom line is, is if you're pissed off about the tariff, well then buy American for Christ's sake.
And if you're pissed off because, well, ghosts, you know, Mexico, they produce all the avocados.
Well, then get a California avocado.
All right, get an avocado that was born in America that was raised in America for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, I'm so sick of you people bitching and moaning.
And we're in a great economy as well, you fucking dumbasses.
This is the greatest economy in American history, and you people are bitching about a couple of nickels.
Oh, fuck, for fuck's sake, man.
No, but go ahead and let all these goddamn fucking international countries dump their crap on us and let's make Mexico rich.
Let's make China rich.
We've already made China filthy rich.
Let's make all these other countries filthy rich instead of trying to birth a manufacturing and production and innovation base in this country.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God, for Christ's sake.
I mean, it makes me sick.
And look, somebody in the chat room is saying, ghosts, because you're rich doesn't mean everyone in the U.S. is.
I get that, dude.
I get it.
But by God, I mean, we need to start taking care of the American economy.
We need to start producing things that want and that are sought after in the international community.
We don't sell anything in the international community outside of entertainment and pornography.
Okay.
I mean, who are we producing that is being consumed on an international basis?
Huh?
Beyonce Knowles.
That's what we're producing.
All right.
Huh?
Post Malone.
That's what the fuck we're producing out here that's being consumed by the international community.
We need a lot more than that.
We need a lot more than that.
Press will to ban Will Wall.
All right, shut up, asshole.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Could you talk about Vanguard's new blockchain?
Also, can you unban me from the chat?
Engineer must have made a mistake.
He didn't make a mistake.
You were spamming a bunch of bullshit, Fennec.
All right.
IAM and H-1B Visa M-E-M-E-B-E-R.
And IAM coming for your job.
Go shove it up your ass.
You can do your job cheaper, faster, and more efficient.
Go shove it up your ass.
I can even give Engineer a raise.
IAM going to take your job and you can do nothing about it.
Go shut up.
All right, asshole.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, look, the bottom line is, is that we in America don't have the intellectual capital to do what Trump wants to do.
I mean, we've already had this great economy for two and a half years.
And have we seen any products, you know, any electronic gadgets being produced and manufactured in the United States that are not only widely consumed in this country, but are widely consumed in the international community?
Absolutely not.
And that's why Trump is saying, look, we don't need border riffraff coming into our country and being a detriment.
If we're going to allow people in this country to become U.S. citizens, we want them to have talent.
We want them to be in the higher socioeconomic strata.
We don't want them to be a goddamn burden on our society.
And this is why we need to import the talent.
As I stated, our intellectual capital, the people that are over 150 IQ, those folks don't work.
They think that clocking in and clocking out is their obligation of work.
Before, folks, before, when we would pick out these very intelligent folks, we would have them solve problems.
And they would solve, that's what they would do all the time.
Solve problems, solve problems, all right?
The main problem is that 98% of goods are manufactured in China worldwide with little or no quality control.
I'd rather buy something made in Mexico than China, than Chinese-made garbage if an American-made item isn't available, buy vintage if possible.
You know, me magician is a fucking trolley bastard.
And look at this guy.
This guy is talking major sense.
Major sense.
And listen, why don't some of you tech people, some of you people that are really good in fucking programming and hardware, why don't you manufacture something out of your goddamn bedroom or your fucking mommy's garage, just like Steve Jobs did and Woznik did, just like Michael Dell did, just like all these people did.
Why don't you do something so you can progress the economic productivity of this country?
I'm not even kidding.
All these tech people don't want to do shit.
Buy Something Made In Mexico00:14:11
All right.
You know what they do?
They clock in, they clock out, and what do they do on their off time?
They waste their life with fucking Comic-Con.
They waste their life at goddamn furry conventions.
They waste their life anesthesized with fantasy.
I mean, prior to this whole fantasy infatuation, excuse me.
I mean, American smart people used to solve problems.
There used to be folks that all they did was create patents.
All they did was create innovations.
I mean, whether they were working on the clock or off the clock.
You know?
Now we have nothing but losers.
Everyone wants to be banned, so you might as well do it.
Type W in chat.
Nobody really cares that much, Will Walsh, all right?
Shut up.
I'm just saying our intellectual capital in America is gone.
All right.
I mean, they're wasting their life away.
And this is why we're not being inspired, you know, by, you know, having some of these folks that have the competence and the intelligence to do so.
They'd rather just sit and bitch and moan about, it's not fair that this Pajit with the H1B1 visa is coming in and taking my job.
It's not fair.
You know what?
Life isn't fair, you fucking idiot.
Life isn't fair.
All right.
What you're explaining, and I'm talking to you people that are in the higher echelons of socioeconomic strata.
What is happening to you has happened to America already.
All right.
I mean, everybody in America has had their job outsourced or they've been outpriced, et cetera.
Tough titty.
That's what happens.
All right.
And instead of sitting there and bitching and moaning and be like, you know what?
Life isn't fair.
And these Pajites are coming in and meh, meh, meh.
Instead of bitching and moaning, why don't you and some of you folks that are your friends, you know, instead of watching the fucking Comic-Con and the Star Trek and instead of wasting your money on fucking toys and stuffed animals and video games, why don't y'all get together and put your fucking minds together and manufacture something.
Make something.
Solve a problem instead of fucking bitching and moaning.
For fuck's sake, that's all I hear from anybody that's in the tech field, that's in the science, the sciences, if you will.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
Stop bitching and moaning and take your knowledge and get some friends of yours instead of circle jerking over the latest fucking Game of Thrones.
Why don't you go and manufacture, make something, invent something, do something?
For fuck's sake, man.
And I'm for trumpet all this.
Open the fucking H1B1 visas.
Bring them on.
Bring on the smart people because we don't have them in this country anymore.
All right.
Our fucking smart people in this country have been enamored with this made-up nerd culture.
And now you don't even have to be a real nerd.
You don't even have to be really knowledgeable or intelligent to be a part of the nerd culture.
All you got to do is just wear some stupid glasses and, you know, wear some nut hugger jeans.
And all of a sudden, yay, you're a part of the nerd culture for Christ's sake.
Oh my God.
Ghost is a lazy Texan.
Yeah, really funny.
Real funny.
I'm a lazy Texan.
Yes, go shove it up your ass.
All right, Jesus Christ.
Listen, I'm not joking.
The generations that are supposed to be taking hold of the entrepreneurial spirit, the generations that are supposed to be creating things, they're not doing anything.
You know, and I was having a debate with a couple of people in the inner circle about this.
They were trying to make the argument that, well, ghost, you don't understand.
Those smart people, they need to release their creativity in some capacity.
So that person that's going to Comic-Con and dressing up as whatever, Superman, that person is utilizing elements of their brain and it's sparking synapses to the point where it can be applied to innovation.
I mean, I couldn't believe what I was hearing.
I could not believe what I was hearing because first and foremost, how much time does it take to dress up like fucking Spanish?
This is the guy sitting behind his PC yelling at a bunch of people that barely care about what he has to say.
Go fuck yourself, all right?
Drinking and smoking slack.
While most of the ones who do innovate and contribute to the economy listen to his show on their spare time.
Yeah, go shove it up your ass there, dark meme magician girl.
Hey, Cameron, Big Capitalist Daddy.
Ghost, good to hear you on a Friday night.
Thank you, man.
Chilling out with some scotch in a Julius Caesar brand cigar.
Oh, man, living lavish.
Here's to a good show.
Thank you, man.
Cheers to Big Capitalist Daddy out here.
Listen, I'm just simply telling you folks, okay, that are bitching and moaning about H1B1 visas and how they're taking their six-digit income job away.
What you should have done while you were getting that six-digit income job, you should have stashed some money away, okay?
And then when you started seeing these H1B1 visa people come in, take your job for a third of your pay, go out and build something.
Weinler says people bitch and moan instead of doing anything about their plight, yet his show is five hours of bitching and moaning about how the choice won't give him a job.
I'm in the game, pal.
I'm employing people.
Also, can you confirm that Pajites are shitty coders?
Yeah, but they're cheap.
All right.
That's the difference.
They're cheap and appreciative.
All right, you idiots.
Mean magician, electronic waste is a good field to start in, keeps perfectly functional equipment out of the landfills, and you learn a useful trade.
Not only will you support American business, you also support American workers and help American leaders in the train.
You bitch and moan about how people keep interrupting you with TTS and YouTube videos.
So I reminded them to stop donating.
You even tell them to stop donating.
So I was agreeing with you.
No, you were spamming bullshit.
All right.
You were spamming bullshit, Professor Fennec.
All right.
So shut up.
Anyway, I'm just simply stating the smart people that are born Americans in this country are dumber than a box of rocks.
Okay, great.
They can code.
Okay, great.
They can do some computer science.
Okay, great.
They can do this and do that.
Great.
You need to do more than that.
You can't be just some bureaucrat who clocks in, clocks out, gets a fucking paycheck, and think that's the end of it.
And that type of job security is going to be around forever.
All right.
And that's why I'm saying, bring in the new talent, dude.
Bring in the new talent because we need it.
Because our intelligence, excuse me, our intellectual capital in this country, they're more worried about fucking doing shit in fantasy land than they are worried about solving problems and getting patents and doing the shit the fucking old smart people used to do.
You know?
Fucking, I'm telling you, there's nothing worse than the fucking piece of shit nerd culture that we have in this country.
It's a disgrace.
All right?
It's a fucking disgrace.
And hey, PSN Parker Place, are you talking trash?
You want me to tell everybody the story about your freaky ass?
Let me tell you a story about this idiot PSN Parker place over here.
All right.
This guy was a part of my chat room when I had the Gab chat room thing going on.
Y'all remember that?
What do you think about AI?
Just curious.
It's a scary weapon.
I think I've talked about AI, but nobody gives a shit.
All right.
Anyway, this PSN Parker Place asshole, he was a part of the Gab chat rooms, okay?
And unfortunately, if you were a part of the Gab chat room at that particular time, we had something called the Thunderdome.
And unfortunately, it got like Lord of the Flies level, okay?
But PSN Parker Place was to people looked into his name.
They found that this guy looks at lolly.
He looks at weird anime.
Talent isn't going to mean shit soon.
Automation is going to take over most unskilled jobs in the next 20 years.
I agree.
Hey, big capitalist daddy.
I agree, dude.
But, you know, try to tell that to these morons.
Try to tell that to these morons.
All right.
I agree, ghost.
The servant class needs to get to work so the owner class like you and me can reap the benefits of these plebs working third world radio.
That's not what I meant, all right?
That's not what I meant, all right.
Cucker Tarlson.
Anyway, and look, PSN Parker Place, before I even say it, he goes, I'm not doing that anymore.
I've gotten out of that.
No, We found that PSN Parker Place had lolly and he did all this weird, sick-ass, you know, pornographic cartoon shit, okay?
And we confronted him about it.
And we actually had a woman, you know, a part of the Gab chat room who tried to tell them in a very kind and delicate way, hey, look, PSN Parker Place, why are you doing this?
There's no reason to do this.
And he started breaking down.
Ghost the pastor Steven Anderson troll as the is I love Tulsi Gabard.
This alleged pastor has a major foot fetish.
Isn't weird that these religious nuts are always perfect?
Hey, it is what it is, dude.
Hypocrisy at its finest, dude.
Ghost the pastor Steven Anderson troll.
I love you said that.
I know, I agree with you.
This alleged pastor has a major foot fetish.
Let me talk.
I want to talk about PSN Parker Place here.
All right.
Let me talk.
New talent will come once the day of the pillow is over.
Y'all don't have the balls to do day of the pillow.
That's a fucking, why don't you?
I mean, stop fucking talking.
That's all I hear from you fucking millennials.
Talk, I mean, I read today that the average millennial has $8,000 in fucking net worth.
Can you believe that?
$8,000, the average millennial has in net worth, for Christ's sake.
And I'm sure half of that is in like fucking game fucking virtuous shit.
Mashallah Ghost.
Happy Baller Friday.
Shout out and cheers to Sayyid Hassan Nasrallah and Ayatollah Khamenei.
Long live the ghost.
All right, go shove it up.
Let me talk.
Let me talk here.
Cheers, ghost.
Now, PSN, can you shut the fuck up and let me talk?
Ghost me and my friends are fucked up at Camp Anarchy listening to bands in the rain.
It is in between seven.
Is the ass still tight?
Go fuck yourself, man.
All right.
Anyway, PSN Parker Place, we sat here and some lady talked to him for about two hours.
And he broke down.
He started crying a little bit.
All right.
He started crying a little bit.
He's like, I don't know.
I'm sorry.
I won't do it anymore.
And all this shit, right?
So we were like, okay, it's cool.
Don't worry about it.
All right.
We gave him a pass.
He claimed that he wasn't going to partake in that sick, lolly, fucking half-borderline pedo fucking cartoon bullshit anymore, right?
We gave him a pass.
And then one day, one day, shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
Jesus Christ.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ain't nothing wrong with digital capital.
It's about 25% of my net worth.
I'm not talking about cryptocurrency.
I'm talking about game pieces and shit.
Anyway, let me explain something.
PSN Parker plays one day.
He just gets out of the chat room.
He gets out of the chat room.
And lo and behold, he puts on his Steam profile.
He puts on a Steam profile.
I'm sorry, Capitalist Army.
I could not help myself.
I had to do it.
Meaning that he couldn't help himself from stopping waxing his carrot to fucking lolly cartoons for Christ's sake.
All right?
I'm sorry, Capitalist Army.
I couldn't do it.
That's literally what it said on his fucking Steam profile.
And I mean, people that were in that chat room, y'all remember that shit.
And this fucking idiot, PSN Parker, has the audacity to sit here and talk trash.
Why aren't you looking your own fucking closet, you stupid, dumb, fucking premature barnyard spit meeting fucking idiot.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Engineers, chunky dumps.
That's why you get, that's what you get for giving pedophiles like the squirts a second chance, ghost.
Well, hey, I'm a compassionate person.
All right.
I mean, I'm just a compassionate person.
I think that people can change.
Maybe that's my fucking stupidity, huh?
And here I am, PSN Parker, now that time has gone by, he thinks that I'm just going to forget about that shit.
And I'm not.
All right.
You're a fucking freak.
You're a sicko pervert, for Christ's sake.
And you have the audacity to sit here and talk trash.
Get the hell out of here and go fucking whack off to your sick ass lolly that you couldn't help yourself from stopping.
Boomers are so out of touch and have such lack of self-awareness that they can't even realize that they went to college for practically free at $30 per semester hour and only to work with consistent 3% annual raises with no mass competition from immigrants.
Yeah, well, there was a different time.
The population was emerging.
All right?
Inner circle equals personal army.
Just shut up.
All right.
Just shut up.
Anyway, look, I didn't mean to air out that fucking, you know, shit with PSN Parker plays.
I'm just sick and tired of that stupid little fruit bowl talking garbage in the chat room, in the comments section.
He's a freak show, all right?
Shut the fuck up, daddy.
I bet you live in a goddamn cardboard.
Oh, yeah, I live in a cardboard box.
Yeah, you know what?
I'm actually broadcasting you from, you know, a 386SX and getting extra bandwidth power by connecting shit cans together.
And just shut up, all right?
Just shut up.
Millennials Give Me Excuses00:14:11
Jesus Christ.
And look, I'm tired of you millennials saying, you know, the boomer, he's admitting that he's selling out the next generation.
You fucking millennials, especially, y'all are already over 30 years old.
I mean, how long do you need half your life is already gone?
I mean, how long is it going to take you for you millennials to realize, nobody is going to do nothing for me.
Nobody's going to give me nothing.
I've got to go out and do shit for myself.
I've got to do shit for myself.
I mean, nothing's going to happen to me.
I mean, I just read, you know what?
Let's fucking put that fucking article up.
Put the article up, fucking, I want you all to read this shit, all right?
All right.
Cheers, ghost.
Capitalist Army from Manila, Philippines.
I told you, baby, I'm big in the Philippines.
I'm being relayed in the Philippines right now.
All right?
I'm being relayed in the Philippines.
I'm being relayed all over the world.
All right.
I know you people don't want to, you know, you don't want to fucking admit that, but that's just the way it is.
All right.
All right.
Let's go ahead and do this.
Here it is.
Just put the PC shot on, son of a bitch, because you all have to read this because I want you millennials.
You know what I'm doing to you right now, millennials?
Like a dog when it shits on the carpet.
I'm fucking rubbing your nose in it right now, boy.
Look at this.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is right here.
American millennials have an average of net worth of $8,000 and it's part of a bigger financial problem the generation is facing.
All right?
Yay, millennial.
There's a millennial.
Yay, spaghetti.
Yay.
Shut the hell up, S-U-Q-Matic.
My house is twice as big than the trap house your mother goes to swirl.
Oh, oh.
Big capitalist daddy's throwing the smack it down there.
Anyway, let's read a little bit of this so you millennials will start understanding.
Analysis.
American millennials have an average net worth of less than $8,000, according to a new Delawette, Dilawiet study, whatever the hell that means, whoever the hell that group is.
This puts millennials financially behind other generations at their age.
Increasing living costs and staggering debt, including student loans, make it difficult for millennials to save money.
Oh, oh, let's just go ahead and throw a fucking pity party for these people, huh?
American millennials are financially worse off, or excuse me, worse for where, excuse me.
They have an average net worth of less than $8,000 reported by some fucking stupid idiot from the Washington Post, citing a Delarit study.
According to the study, the net worth of Americans from 18 to 35 has decreased 34% since 1996, making them dramatically financially worse off than older generations, okay?
Now, these findings underscore previous research indicating that millennials are financially behind, okay?
Millennials are less wealthy than previous generations were at their age at any point between 89, 1989 to 2007, according to The Economist, citing recent paper by the Brookings Institute.
Median household wealth was roughly 25% lower for those ages 20 to 35 in 2016 than it was for the same group in 2007.
All right?
I mean, give me a fucking break.
All right, take this shit off.
Take it off.
You people don't care.
The real war will never get in the books.
Happy birthday, Walt Whitman.
All right, go shut up.
All right, Captain Hook.
All right, go shove it up your ass.
All right, I'm just simply stating, when the hell are you millennials going to wake up and realize that, man, you know what?
No one's going to give me nothing.
I got to go do something on my own.
I'm already 30 years old.
I mean, when am I going to do?
Hey, Ghostler, I just wanted to thank you for all the free advertising the other day.
MUH filters sales are through the roof.
You're not the real Alex Jones.
All right.
Just shove it up your ass.
And you know, look at all these people in the chat room.
All the boomers, all the boomers did this, do that.
Meanwhile, we've got immigrants coming into this country and utilizing the same opportunities that you were born into to create businesses, all right, to be entrepreneurs.
All right.
They're taking your so-called high-end jobs.
And you're still fucking bitching.
You goddamn millennials are worse than women.
All right.
You fucking millennials are worse than women.
Women, they're 65% of the workforce.
Okay.
They're a protected class.
You know, you can't do anything to them.
You know, domestic violence laws, they get the goddamn kids and alimony 80% of the time in the courts.
And meanwhile, they're still bitching and moaning.
You know, bitching and moaning for Christ's sake.
And that's what you millennials are doing.
That's all it is.
Bitching and moaning.
And you're worse than women at it, for Christ's sake.
Stop blaming the boomers and start doing something, you fucking idiots.
All right?
That's the difference between us, capitalist, and you people.
The difference between us, capitalists, and you people is that us capitalists go out and we make things happen.
We go out and make things happen.
We don't expect things to happen to us.
All right?
Ghost, I gotta give the millennials.
Oh, yeah, what's that?
The job market is shitty right now.
What are you talking about?
This is the best job market in history.
It's harder to make a living these days, especially starting out.
Dude, are you.
I have to disagree with you there, big capitalist daddy.
Are you kidding me?
We've got the lowest unemployment rate in history.
There are more jobs available right now than there are people looking for jobs.
All right.
The only reason that you're not having these millennials look for jobs is because they're a bunch of fucking lazy fucks.
All right.
And it's much more easier to hide behind mommy's skirt and sleep on her couch or sleep in her basement than to actually go out and do some fucking work.
All right.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
Let me look for something here.
Let me look for something.
All right.
Let me, I'm going to look for something here for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm not even kidding around because you goddamn millennials, you just have excuse after excuse.
Oh, the economy's not good.
Oh, you know, they didn't really, you know, the boomers, they didn't give me nothing.
Hey, assholes.
All right.
I wasn't given anything.
All right.
I wasn't given anything.
I didn't have a fucking mother and father to live off of until I was 30 years old.
My mother and father said, you know what, boy?
Go out and make something to yourself right when I was 18 for fuck's sake.
All right.
And did I have the time to bitch and moan like you fucking millennials?
I had to go out and figure shit out on my own for Christ's sake.
And I learned that I wasn't going to sit there and have my goddamn handout begging and wishing and hoping shit happens to me.
All right.
I went out there and I made shit happen.
Every fucking thing that I've got, I earned it.
Nobody gave me anything that I have ever had in my life.
Nobody.
Nobody took me under their fucking wing.
Nobody said, hey, ghost, come on, let me hook you up.
Let me show you.
Nothing.
Nothing.
So what did I do?
Did I bitch and moan?
And oh man, I don't know what I'm going to do.
I went out and make things happen.
All right.
I went out and made things happen for Christ's sake.
So you millennials giving me all this, Jesus Christ, all these fucking goddamn excuses.
You make me want to puke.
You make me want to throw up nasty chicken grease, corn oil, and cream beef, bitch.
Jesus Christ.
Walt Whitman was an American author.
You, Davey Crockett, fondling Texan false flag worshipping anal object aficionado, but plug up the asshole.
All right, real funny asshole.
All right.
Real funny, you asshole.
All right.
All right, man, what is this?
I mean, on the other hand, the military is always hiring.
Exactly.
Hey, big capitalist daddy, thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
The military is always hiring.
Thank you very much.
Jesus Christ.
Wow, my 18-year-old trauma means you all aren't allowed to have a hard time.
No, you deal with the hard time, you fucking fruity ass.
You deal with it.
You go out and make things happen instead of bitching and moaning.
Ah, shit.
The tire on my wheelchair can't be awful.
Yeah, yeah, real funny.
Real funny, you idiot.
Real goddamn funny.
Buy that for a dollar.
Yeah, hand out Obama PC.
Yo, shove it up your ass.
Let me show y'all something here.
Put this on.
This came out this year, the 27th, this month.
Put the PC shot on.
Look at this.
Millennials really are suffering, and it's really not baby boomers' fault.
How you like that shit, huh?
Huh?
Economics, Bloomberg.
All right, let's read this shit.
All right, since you idiots want to make more and more excuses for yourselves, all right?
Oh, Jesus.
What now?
For Christ's sake, Black Hat.
That's a load of bull.
They can get Social Security to be able to get the opportunity.
Just shut up, all right?
Fuck you and your entitlement-loving ass.
Let's read this.
Once again, the title, this is all Bloomberg.
Millennials really are suffering, and it's really not the baby boomer's fault, okay?
As the age profile of Republican voters has risen, a certain note of complaint about young people has become a more prominent part of conservative conversation.
Why are millennials so entitled and socialist?
Maybe they should quit buying so much avocado toast and pay down their student loans instead.
So it's refreshing to read a book by a right-of-center author who takes the side of the generation born from 1981 through 1986.
The millennials aren't winers, Wall Street Journal editor Joseph Sternberg writes, the decade of theft.
They have a legitimate complaint about economic trends that have hit them particularly hard.
People in the middle of that generation reached adulthood just as the economy fell into a severe recession since the Great Depression.
You know, I'm fucking tired of hearing that excuse.
You know, the recession came and it was so hard.
The recession that followed by a disproportionately slow recovery, Sternberg notes that the effects of entering the labor force in a weak economy are not transistory.
Lifetime earnings are measurable by.
Millennials rise up.
All right.
Yeah, right.
And that's that Burger Bud 9000.
Hey, aren't you like a big fan of Burger Planet for Christ's sake?
That's your quintessential millennial right there.
All right, Burger Planet.
That's a quintessential millennial right there.
This son of a bitch would rather live out of a fucking shitty 1989 Astro van, all right, and live like a homeless vagrant.
Meanwhile, he has a parental system that owns businesses, that is affluent in Indiana.
But instead, this son of a bitch is like, no, you know, I'm not, I'm going to make it again.
I'm going to go and become a live streamer.
I've been live streaming for three years, and I'm going to go to LA and I'm going to try to leech off of Ice Poseidon, even though I'm a 37-year-old fat bastard.
I'm going to go leech off some 21 and 22-year-olds.
And yeah, I'm going to make it again.
I'm going to make it, dude.
And look at him.
Where is Burger Planet right now?
Back with his parents.
And let me tell you, his parents should be pistol whipped for giving this stupid 37-year-old piece of trash any kind of opportunity.
They should have let him stay in that fucking van and figure the shit out.
And by the way, whenever he got money, did he do anything with it?
Did he reinvest it?
No.
I mean, Ice Poseidon showed mercy on Burger Planet.
And, you know, did you remember that one stream that they had where Ice Poseidon stayed in Burger Planet's Astro van for 24 hours?
And guess what?
Burger raised $10,000.
$10,000 he raised.
All right.
And what did he do with it?
I mean, did he reinvest it?
Did he try to get some place to stay?
Did he do no?
The first thing this dumb, stupid, idiot millennial did was buy a $1,500 Versace shirt.
Huh?
Yeah.
That's the first thing this fucking idiot did.
He went out and bought a $1,500 Versace shirt and then just started blowing this shit like this dumbass like just hit the lottery.
All right.
He buys a $1,500 Versace shirt and then guess what?
The remainder of the money that he had, he goes and takes a sex tourist trip to Bangkok, Thailand, and Cambodia.
And if you don't believe me, it's all on his streams, for Christ's sake.
I mean, the guy was a disgusting, despicable American heathen when he went out there and used his money to go out there and dangle it in front of these goddamn ladyboys out there in Bangkok.
All right?
So whose fault is that?
All right?
Who the fuck fault is that for Christ's sake?
And hey, Cod Fury, yes, it is, you dumbass.
Did you just hear what I read?
That Happens With Socialism00:14:06
From 81 to 96, if you were born in 81 to 96, you're a fucking millennial.
Big capitalist daddy, he says, stock trading, you lazy motherfuckers.
You don't even need a job if you have a clue about economics.
I'm doing okay at 24.
And that's because he probably listened to ghosts back in 2011.
That's why.
And Tifa and the alt-right is how the millennials are dealing with these hard economic times.
Yeah, Jesus.
If these trends are not fixed by America's leadership, we will experience a double revolution of the far right and far left.
That means Civil War II.
There's not going to be a civil war.
These people don't have the ball.
I want to clarify something about the last two shows.
No, I'm not the Cleveland caller.
Nobody cares, Arkham.
Nobody cares.
You're kind of a sick dude anyway.
You're not bolstering your credibility yet.
I've never created the two Siva Gunner videos because I thought they were funny remixes.
You're a sick bastard.
That's why, dude.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
The recession in 2008 wasn't really any worse than the recessions in 2009.
Thank you, Tijuana Genius.
Thank you.
I don't know why everyone makes it out like it was a second great depression.
I don't.
Tijuana genius, thank you for fucking keeping things in perspective, dude.
I mean, I'm serious.
I'm so sick of these millennials.
You don't understand.
I grew up during the recession and, you know, my mommy and daddy, they got their house taken away.
Which generation is worse, millennial, Gen Z, or Zoomer?
Look, the Gen Z and these people, they still have to, they still have time.
All right, they still have time.
I mean, these people are in their teens and 20s, for Christ's sake.
Millennials are in their late 20s into their early 30s.
Okay?
I mean, how much more time that needs to go by before you stupid idiots start realizing you got to do something with yourself?
Jesus Christ, man.
40,000 in Robinhood at age 28.
That's what I'm saying now.
Hey, Dunno, I'm doing just fine as a millennial.
Looks more like we have an entire generation of people this time on the 8th flight 2 of all places.
Thank you.
And that's why socialism is so chic with these dumb millennials because these dumbass millennials believe that under socialism that they're just going to continue to play video games without mommy or anybody disrupting them.
They think that they're going to continue to be fed like a bunch of fat asses.
This is what they think socialism is.
And what they don't understand is socialism and communism is a collective governing authority, meaning that the collective government makes the choices for you for your life, for your occupation, for your living situation.
You have no individual rights.
So all you millennials that are sitting here talking garbage about the day of the pillow and freedom of speech and all this shit that you fucking take advantage of, you ain't going to have it in socialism.
You ain't going to have choices in socialism.
You either do what the government says or you're put in jail or you're killed.
You're executed.
So, I mean, I'm sick and tired of you people.
Name me one socialist model that has worked.
Name me one.
Name me one socialist model that has worked.
Give me one socialist communist model that has taken care of all the people in an equal distribution capacity.
Huh?
And no, oh yeah, I know Tim McCrab is going to say Libya.
Hey, Libya, by the consequence of them being overthrown, shows that socialism doesn't work.
Yeah, Muamm Gaddafi had a good socialist thing going because he was a compassionate leader.
All right.
But guess what?
When he got some belligerents encroaching upon his border, he actually thought.
He actually sincerely thought that because he gave his people everything, free housing, free education, free health care, a cut of the oil revenues, he actually thought.
He thought that his people were going to rise up and die for him.
You know that?
He actually thought this.
And guess what?
The Libyan people, because they're so anesthesized with socialism and they're just a bunch of fat idiots that just expect something from big brother government, they did nothing.
And guess what?
You know what's happening in Libya right now, you assholes?
Slavery, modern-day slavery is happening in Libya right now.
Black North Africans are being sold as slaves in Libya.
And look, just in case you idiots don't believe me, let me go ahead and show you idiots because you people, you're lying.
You're lying.
You're lying.
Here's my I'm sorry money.
Give me five man-raised hand.
My I'm sorry money.
Give me your five.
All right, here.
Cheers, all right?
Anyway, what is this?
The sad fact is that I've seen so many people, especially those younger than me, that constantly parade how communism would have worked and blame the Nazis for ruining it or some weird shit.
Yeah, well.
Socialism has a lot of holes in its system.
It's a fucking ridiculous system, dude.
It doesn't work.
All right.
It doesn't work.
All right.
Boomer rant about millennials in video games number 14.
Hey, you all can make these little stupid snide remarks all you want to, but the bottom line is you know I'm telling the fucking truth.
All right.
You know I'm telling the truth.
I mean, here it is.
Look at this.
Here, let's go ahead and take a look at this.
Look at this.
Look at this right here.
The new slave trade, migration trafficking terrorist in Libya.
All right?
That's what socialism got.
I mean, you would think, right, all the Libyans were taken care of by Muamm Gaddafi.
They would have, they should have laid down and died for him for everything that he's done.
No, they didn't.
They did not because, I mean, folks, fucking socialism is an ill-equipped social organization.
All right?
It's an ill-equipped social organizational idea.
And the proof that these dumbasses in Libya could not sustain themselves, all right, when they had some belligerents encroaching their goddamn, encroaching their goddamn country.
I mean, it is what it is.
Here, let me see if I can get this here.
Mohammed Gaddafi has.
All right, here it is right here.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Here, let's put this here.
Here, here.
Put this on.
Here's Mu Mar Gaddafi.
Look at this is right before he got overthrown, okay?
It was right before Muammar Gaddafi got overcome.
I happen to have.
what the fuck does that mean?
I happen to have slaves that happen.
What the fuck is this supposed to mean?
I happen to have slaves that happen to be Libyans.
All right, shut the fuck up.
All right, shut up.
Listen to Gaddafi here.
Listen.
No one is against us.
Against me for what?
They love me.
All my people.
They love me.
They love me.
Socialism.
They will die.
They will die to protect me.
I am not going to be able to do that.
You should know this is Hillary pushed for intervention.
Hey, Mr. Mari, Hillary and fucking Obama.
Who's his fault is it that the country is in hellhole?
Who overthrew him which he founded?
But peddle your lies that socialism is the reason for Libya and not imperialism.
If they loved Gaddafi like Gaddafi thought he that he his fucking people loved him, they would have fought to the death.
They wouldn't have let Gaddafi go down in the capacity that he did.
Y'all remember Gaddafi?
They found him in some spider hole or found him in some gutter somewhere and they shoved an AK-47 in his rectum and fired.
I mean, Obama and the European Union helped take out Gaddafi.
And that's the funny part about it.
You dumbasses, you millennials, you love Obama and you love socialism.
Yet Obama with the European Union, you remember Zarkosi and Merkel?
They were the ones that took out Gaddafi, a working socialist model.
Huh?
How do you like that?
Oh my God, you people are.
That's why I'm telling you.
This is why we need to import talent.
We need to import talent because you people are too stupid to realize what the hell's going on.
All right, look, I'm going to move on to another subject.
What I'm going to do here is I'm going to talk a little bit about some markets.
I don't mean to be so late in covering the markets, but a lot of the things that I said here, they needed to be said.
All right.
They needed to be damn said.
What is that?
Also, every single confrontation between the Libyan army and the U.S.-funded terrorists that didn't involve NATO strikes ended with the terrorists getting annihilated.
Yeah.
Libya failed because of NATO and the great Satan America, not because of socialism.
Tim McCrev, if those people love Gaddafi so much and they loved his socialism so much, they would have fought to the death.
They didn't.
Okay?
They were fat, stupid, unappreciative socialist subjects.
And that's what happened.
That's what happened.
All right.
That's what happens with socialism.
You get a bunch of unappreciative, expect everything for nothing, sucking on the big brother teeth bunch of shit.
All right?
You don't inspire any kind of fervor, nationalism, or country pride with socialism.
You get a bunch of zombies that think that they are entitled for free food and free education, free housing, etc.
I would rather have socialism over the subservised propaganda of the Jew-run media about liberal capitalists.
Go shove it up, your ass.
Death to whiny boomers.
Go shove it up, your ass.
Yeah, real funny Burger buddy.
All right.
What are you doing here?
I mean, isn't like Berger showing off his overweight family and how they like to eat nothing but Midwestern disgusting fucking food and shit.
Why don't you go shove a corn cob up your ass and watch that shit?
Jesus Christ, man.
Listen, I'm going to move on.
All right.
I'm going to do the markets here.
All right.
I'm doing the markets.
And let me tell you, the markets didn't react very favorably to Donald Trump implementing a 5% tariff on Mexico.
They didn't like that.
Qtim is running right now.
Thank you, Ghost.
We'll be dinning on the moon with rice in tonight.
Hey, baby, I've been long-term investment reigns supreme.
Look, I'll get to Quantum in a second.
I'll get to Quantum in a second.
Jesus Christ.
You really think an entire country, let alone a small and weak country like Libya, stands a chance against legions of imported Wahhabi terrorists and NATO strikes?
No MENA country can survive that.
Well, then socialism is ineffective then.
All right.
Socialism is ineffective then, for Christ's sake.
All right?
I mean, you just proved my point that socialism cannot sustain itself because it doesn't have the proper military capability to sustain itself against any belligerents.
I mean, it is what it is.
Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, look, let me get to the damn markets.
Once again, the markets are reacting to the tariff wars that we're having here.
What is this?
In my fantasy, I can clearly see just how it be.
Purging heat.
Jesus Christ.
Lampshading, camp making, experimental surgery.
Can you please?
Please give us nugs and niggs, then wonder why in the fuck we pissed.
They want us to mix, then come round here and rob our kids.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
All right.
You know, all of you people that are out here claiming to be white nationalists and alt-righters, haven't you noticed that these people are all single males?
I mean, every one of these people that have been in the alt-right, they're all a bunch of single idiots.
I mean, if they really cared about the white race so much, how come they're not hooking up with blonde, blue-eyed chicks and having as many children as they possibly can with them?
I mean, I don't understand it, dude.
Every fucking leader of the alt-right white nationalists are all a bunch of single goddamn weebs, for Christ's sake.
I mean, y'all remember the Daily Stormer?
That stupid, ridiculous publication, for Christ's sake?
All of them were fucking weebs and single as fuck.
All right?
All right, they're weebs and single as fuck.
They're a bunch of Nazi LARPing pieces of trash.
So yeah, okay, great.
Yeah, in my dream, you know, the fucking minorities and the Jews wouldn't come and take over the white man and Jesus Christ, man.
And yeah, and by the way, Richard Spencer, this fruit bowl, for Christ's sake, I mean, he's married to some shekel goblin Russian.
And why do I say that?
Because she used Spencer, in my opinion, to get a fucking green card into this country.
And what did she do when she got here?
She translated that fucking idiot with the fourth political theory.
What the hell is his name?
Alexander Dugan translated Alexander Dugan's works from Russia to England, English, excuse me.
And that's how she made her fucking money.
All right?
Now, unfortunately, this goes back to what I told you about a couple of shows ago, not to trust Russian women.
If you want a little bit more insight on that, go ask Richard Spencer about, hey, let's not, is it good to marry a Russian woman?
She Used Spencer For A Green Card00:02:52
And he'll tell you, no.
Because, I mean, I'm Richard Spencer.
I was the leader of the alt-right movement.
And then all of a sudden, this wife of mine, who we have a beautiful child with, decided to just get uppity at me and play all kinds of different mind games to the point where, allegedly, I had to slap her.
Allegedly, I had to slap her.
And now I'm in a big custody battle and a divorce.
And I just, I should have just went on grinder, damn it.
I should have just went on grinder.
Anyway, look, I'm sorry, dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm tired.
I'm tired of you people putting such idiots on pedestals, dude, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, as I was stating before I'm rudely interrupted by these assholes from text-to-speech here, all right?
The market didn't react very well to Trump implementing a 5% tariff on Mexico because of this border situation.
And as a result, you're finding some very negative numbers in the stock market at this point in time.
But what have I been telling you?
What have I been saying every time I cover the markets?
I say, hey, I would start removing your capital from the markets.
I see a major contraction coming in.
I said, look at quarter three, quarter four of fiscal year 2019.
We're going to start seeing a major contraction in that capacity.
I'm telling you right now, the United States fiat currency is king.
And I'm holding a lot of it right now.
And I'm waiting for the contraction.
And it's not only going to be limited to the stock market, it's also going to be limited to, or it's going to be extended, I should say, into the property, real estate.
I think we got a big asset bubble, and we're going to come to a major reality check here soon.
All right.
That's all I'm saying.
All right.
Dow Jones Industrial, it is down today, 354.84 points, a percentage decrease of 1.41%, closing out the Dow Jones Industrial at 24,815.04 points for the Dow Jones Industrial.
Major losses today.
You can tell that, you know, Wall Street ain't feeling too confident anymore.
All right.
S ⁇ P 500, it is down 36.80 points, a percentage decrease of 1.32% on the day, closing out the S ⁇ P at 2,752.06 points for the S ⁇ P 500.
And we've got the NASDAQ taking it the most on the teeth.
It is down 114.57 points, a percentage decrease of 1.51% on the day, closing out the NASDAQ at 7,453.15 points.
Wall Street Ain't Feeling Confident00:12:04
Ghost thinks Pajites are talented.
I see these shitskins posting online, and a lot of them are so stupid they think interactive websites can be made without JavaScript.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Fumbler needs to crawl out from under his cardboard box and wake up.
If they didn't have any talent, then they wouldn't be brought to the United States, okay?
I mean, you can try to justify it in your simple head as much as you possibly can.
The reality of the situation is that they're being brought to this country for a reason.
They're being brought to this country for a reason because we don't have the goddamn intellectual capital in this country, man.
We don't have it.
I wish we did.
I wish we had the most brilliant people in the world to take these jobs and be, I mean, we don't have it.
We don't have the intellectual capital to innovate, to create, to manufacture.
We don't got it.
We should have seen some of it up to this point.
You have to realize we have been literally in a booming economy for the past two and a half years.
Now, where are all these, you know, very intelligent people that are supposed to be creating and innovating?
Where the hell are they at in this country?
Where the hell are they at?
They're nowhere.
They're a bunch of, oh, you know what I'm going to do?
I'm very smart, okay?
So I can dictate what I do and what I can't do.
And I'm just going to clock in and clock out.
And that's the extent of my labor and occupation.
And you know what I'm going to do with the rest of my spare time?
I'm going to go to Comic-Con.
I'm going to go to a furry convention.
I mean, I saw one idiot on the internet literally recreate the intro into Star Wars out of old floppy discs.
All right, let me fucking put that up, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm not even joking around.
I want you all to see this shit, all right?
This is what the so-called smart folks are doing on their fucking spare time.
All right, this is what they're doing.
I'm not kidding.
This is it.
This is what they're fucking doing.
Look, put this shit on.
This is what these goddamn so-called very smart people are doing in their spare time.
Instead of innovating fucking products that people need, instead of solving fucking problems that are there, this is what the fuck they're doing.
Put the fucking PC shot.
This is what the intellectual capital America is doing.
Put on the PC shot.
This is what they're doing.
Look at this shit.
Look at this shit.
This is what the fuck they're doing.
This fucking waste of time.
This is what the fuck they're doing.
This is what the intellectual capital of America is fucking doing.
Wasting their fucking time.
Wasting their time.
Wasting their lives away.
I mean, how long do you think it took to fucking do all this?
How long?
How much time?
Oh, fucking Christ.
Look at this.
64 sloppy.
64 floppy drives, eight eight channel controllers with envelope simulation.
Look at this fucking shit.
Just give me a fucking break.
All right.
You know, I've had enough of this.
This is, take it off.
All right.
You get it.
All right.
You get it.
This is what our intellectual capital is doing with their time.
It's a fucking joke.
It's a waste.
It's a waste.
The no-fun show.
Hey, asshole.
All right.
I mean, you idiots are literally skewing the definition of fun.
All right?
And if you want to have fun your whole life, well, then just go ahead and collect entitlements so that the government can dictate what they do to your health and your well-being and all this other shit.
I'm tired.
I'm so fucking tired of you people.
You people are wasting your fucking time.
All right?
You people are wasting your time.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me move on with the markets for Christ's sake.
I'm just, I'm pissed.
I'm pissed.
We're having the greatest economy in American history and it's not inspiring none of you fucking smart pricks to innovate for Christ's sake, to build anything for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
What's wrong with a little fun?
You know what fun is, dude?
Fun is wasting your fucking life and time pretending to be a comic book character so that you can go to Comic-Con and win brownie points with the fucking useless nerds at that fucking coronation.
You understand?
All right.
You know what fun is?
Being a fucking furry, okay?
And partaking in sexual orgies because you're a disgusting, ugly looking fat body.
And the only way that you can partake in this sexual deviancy is if you're in a fucking goddamn mascot outfit.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
You don't know how to have fun going.
You know, that's why I don't, I mean, I know I said I was going to play some games, you know, when I got this.
I don't want to play games.
I don't want to play games because to play a game and to be good at it, you've got to fucking play it for like 10 hours straight.
And that's a waste of time.
I mean, that is time completely fucking wasted.
I mean, you understand that life is not guaranteed, assholes, especially to you millennial neckbeards who have been living off pop-tarts and who have been living off processed food for fuck's sake.
All right.
I mean, you understand that your time is limited and you're probably not going to live to be 60, 70 years old just based upon your current diet now.
So you're wasting your life.
You're wasting your time.
And you're not doing shit.
You're not doing nothing.
You're not doing nothing for Christ's sake.
All right?
So listen, all of you people can sit here.
Hey, look, look at you fucking people in the chat room.
You're flapping your fat Cheeto stained fingers, talking all kinds of garbage.
All right.
Oh, no fun allowed.
Hey, you know what?
I mean, that's why my game is capitalism.
All right.
You know what the scoreboard is?
The scoreboard is my net worth.
The scoreboard is my bank account.
The scoreboard is all these badass foreign cars that I got in my goddamn driveway.
All right?
That's the scoreboard, baby.
All right.
So don't sit here and give me this garbage.
Like, oh, you don't know how to have fun, ghost.
You don't.
Just give me a fucking breath.
You people are losers, man.
No wonder.
No wonder everybody hates this country.
All right.
No wonder everybody in the international community hates fucking America for Christ's sake.
Only in America do you have an impoverished generation, an impoverished group of people that are fat in the ass.
Oh my God.
I'm not joking.
Only in America do we have fat poor people, huh?
Only in America do we have millennials and other generations bitching and moaning about not having an opportunity when you've got immigrants coming in and taking advantage of these opportunities and that are making the money, etc.
All right?
Hey, brother, just sipping some beers.
I hear that.
Hey, Simulator Player23, cheers to you.
I'm just saying, baby, I mean, we need better people and we don't got them in America.
I'm sorry.
We don't got them.
We don't have them.
All right.
I mean, luckily, there's, you know, Generation X, at least they're starting to come up and starting to do their thing now.
But the millennials are gone, dude.
They're gone.
I mean, you've got millennials all over the world doing things.
Meanwhile, here in America, they're just playing with their pricks and watching cartoon fetish girl cartoons, for heaven's sake.
Oh, God.
You know, you fucking make me sick.
Give me my fucking beer.
I'm sick of this shit, man.
Excuse after excuse after excuse, man.
Ghost, I just want to let you know that I have formed a dependency on you raging to get off.
I can't do it otherwise.
I have tried.
Nothing else turns me on.
I just want to knowing I am so close.
I am about to burst.
Take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt cracking.
Socialism is the biggest problem we face today.
I know.
Do you think we should gather up socialists and put them in a pit and let foxes poop and get it?
No, we need to send them to socialist countries.
We should send them to North Korea.
All right.
We should have a citizen exchange program.
I don't know.
I don't understand why no president or no politician has even suggested this.
All these people that think socialism is so great, we have some kind of diplomatic relations with North Korea and say, hey, look, we'll trade citizens since we have so many people that think socialism is great.
We'll trade them for whatever you...
I mean, I'm serious!
Sorry, son, for beating you as a child.
I didn't mean to raise you as a Judas ghost like I was.
Lord, forgive me for what I had done in my life.
Apologies for not sending you this on Memorial Day.
All right, I'm talking here and look.
I'm trying to get to the markets, but by God, you people have pissed me off on this Baller Friday.
I can't even fucking enjoy my goddamn beer.
You people have pissed me off on this Baller Friday.
Jesus Christ, fucking assholes.
Give me my goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
I can't even enjoy my damn beer because you sons of bitches are making excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse.
You're like modern-day women.
Excuse after excuse after excuse.
Jesus Christ.
Give me my beer.
All right, before I get on with the commodities here, before I get on with the commodities, I think it's time for some more beer.
Goddamn right.
And look at everybody's like, shut up, boomerang, shut up.
Yeah, right.
You shut up.
All right.
All of you, shut up.
I'm telling the truth.
That's what's fucking sticking in your craw.
You are badly out of your depth.
People were doing that useless shit almost as long as computers.
No, they didn't.
Look into the C64 and Amiga demonstrations.
of the 80s and 90s that still exists today for example a bum like you knows nothing about computing You don't know shit from Shinola.
Ghost equals pig, skip the market, bitch.
No one cares.
Yeah, right.
Are you kidding me?
People care.
You know, before you trolls became a fucking pimple on my ass, I was listened to by tens of thousands of people for the financial insight.
For the political and social commentary.
But of course, here you trolls came around and you just continuously troll me and try to make my goddamn show look like a circus sideshow.
And now, I don't know what the hell this show is anymore.
I don't even know what the hell this is anymore.
You've made a mockery of my broadcast and I'm sick and tired of it.
Jesus Christ.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Nigger.
You son of a bitch.
You stupid racist bastard.
Just shut the fuck up.
All right.
Let me get to commodities here.
I'm covering the markets for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Let's get to energy here.
All right.
Hit Up Iran And Hard00:02:56
Now, energy, it contracted a considerable amount.
And the reason is, is because I think it's the calm before the storm, if you want my opinion.
I personally believe if there's any kind of war confrontation in the Middle East, we're going to see these damn prices of energy go up and up and up.
And I'm telling you right now, it's only a matter of time.
It looks like a pretty big-time war footing in Iran.
And I'm cautioning the president, you need to hit Iran sooner than later, okay?
Because the more you wait on hitting Iran, Mr. President, Iran's not just sitting there waiting for you to hit them up.
They are moving missiles in different parts of the Middle East.
They're getting their terrorist satellites like Hezbollah and the Houfis ready to counteract.
I mean, they're not sitting around.
And I think that the president needs to make a move and needs to make a move now, all right?
Done ranting now, boomer.
I'm not fucking ranting.
I'm telling the truth.
The truth!
That's what I'm telling for Christ's sake.
All right?
So I'm telling you right now, we need to hit up Iran and we need to hit them hard.
And what we need to do is, unlike in Iraq, which was the biggest mistake in the world, destroying all the institutions of Iraqi everyday life and trying to rebuild it into some other version of our own, what we need to do is when we go into Iran, we need to eliminate the Ayatollah and the high clerics and anybody who's sympathetic with the Ayatollah and the clerics.
Once they're eliminated, we make sure to hand over the authority of the Iranian government back based upon the current institutions that are in place already.
I mean, because basically the population of Iran doesn't want to be under the Ayatollah's rule.
All right?
They want to be like America.
They want that freedom.
They're tired of this Islamic bullshit.
All right?
So I'm telling you, if we went in there, they would throw roses at us and greet us like liberators.
But the only difference is, is that we can't stay there and eliminate all their institutions of government and everyday life.
We just need to eliminate the head of the snake.
And the head of the snake is the Ayatollah and all the high-ranking clerics therein.
We eliminate, I'm talking eliminate, talking kill them.
We kill them.
We kill any sympathetic folks to the Ayatollah.
And we give back the government of Iran to the people that want to have a democratic approach to their political system.
Don't have to watch this, but this was uploaded 2011.
6.5 million views.
Made mass bank.
Eliminate The Head Of The Snake00:05:10
Just from the thing you showed before, but on a smaller scale, you call it stupid, but he's laughing with cash and pockets.
Okay, great.
All right.
I'm very happy for him.
And what did he do with that cash?
Did he take that cash and make a big-ass business employing people?
No, he didn't do shit.
He probably burnt it on fucking toys.
Like, look, look, there's my stuffed animal.
There's my fucking Pokemon.
And look, I've got all the gaming systems in the world.
And look at all my games.
And yay, spaghetti.
Jesus Christ.
Give me a fucking break.
Shut up, Jackler.
Nobody asked you, you stupid Britbong.
All right?
You're just some stupid gaming Britbong that nobody gives a shit about.
All right.
Shut up.
Don't believe me, Bumbler.
All right, that's enough.
I'm going to get to these 15 buckers in a second.
All right.
I got to get through these markets.
And then we get through these markets.
We're going to go ahead and get to these 15 buckers for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
And by the way, Jackler, instead of sitting over here worrying about what I'm doing, you've got a piece of shit called the UK over there that's about to pretty much have a second referendum.
And what the hell are you doing?
You're tickling your asshole with your fellow tards out here playing shitty video games.
So sit there and shut the fuck up, you stupid Britbong, all right?
Why don't you go out there and here, here, here's a call to prayer because you're going to be doing this pretty soon.
They're already asking people who are born in the UK if they have a daughter.
They're already asking them, would you like us to circumcise your daughter?
Would you like us to circumcise your daughter?
Because that's what we're doing now out here in Britain.
Yes, we are.
Soon enough, you're going to be bowing down and facing Mecca to a call to prayer.
So get used to it.
All right, Jackler?
So get used to it, Jackler.
Oh, yeah.
And by the way, I dare you to talk against your little Britbong government and see if you don't get some roller bobbies out there at your house saying, oh, you talking about the UK, all you?
Well, you're going to have to come with us there, Jackla.
We're going to show you.
We're going to show you like we do Tommy Robinson.
We're going to show you and put you in prison, yes.
Fucking idiot.
Don't fucking talk about my country.
All right, you fucking Brit Bong.
Don't you talk about my country, you son of a bitch.
Give me my drink All right, let me move on all right Let me move on here.
All right, energy.
Let's get to energy.
WTI sweet crude is down $3.09.
A percentage decrease of 5.46%.
Current price for WTI sweet crude is $53.50 per barrel of WTI sweet crude.
We've got Brent crude also down today, $2.38.
A percentage decrease of 3.56% on the day.
Current price for Brent crude is $64.49 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
We've got gasoline.
It is down 4.80%.
We've got natural gas.
What the hell is this?
If you don't like me talking about your country, maybe you should shut your trap about mine then.
You know what?
I take a dirty diarrhea of shit on your Britbong country, you fucking dumb limey.
All right, shut up.
All right.
Yeah, you're still ranting, LOL.
Just shut up, Jacqueline, all right?
I mean, you barely have the freedom of speech over there, you stupid, dumb, fucking limey bastard.
So go drink some fucking tea and rot out your goddamn teeth.
That's what you're destined for anyway.
And by the way, go watch your girlfriend get banged by a bad damn wild jehootie that you idiots letting your country out of here.
You know, we're letting all the Muslims in on humanitarian purposes, yes.
We're letting all the Middle Eastern people here on a humanitarian level, you know what I mean?
Stupid fucking Britbong.
Why don't you talk something against your country, boy?
I dare you.
I dare you.
You can't.
You could not literally do a broadcast talking against your country like how I talked against mine.
Because your ass would be, you would get a knock on the door by a fucking roller bobby.
And they take, you know, you talking against the old crown.
You're talking against the old queen.
We got to take you in.
We hear they call you Jacquela.
Is it because yo jacked the old wiener off?
Yes.
Jesus Christ.
And hey, German the Frog, I'm not going to view that one.
You better put another link for a three bucker.
That's YouTube.
I ain't fucking.
I ain't going to that link.
All right?
That's why it says $15 for YouTube.
Why don't you fucking learn how to read instead of jacking yourself off to some fucking cartoon porn?
You fucking dumbass crack.
Coffee Continues To Go Up00:04:56
That's what it says in the description.
It says $15 YouTube link share, you fucking moron.
So that's what it says.
So if you don't oblige it, that's your fucking problem.
It says it right there in the description, you idiot.
Anyway, gasoline wants it down 4.08%.
Natural gas is down 3.65%.
And heating oil is down 3.82%.
Let's go ahead and get to the medals, shall we?
The metals?
Let's get to the goddamn metals.
All right?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
Red-eyes black drag.
Raiden Snake is a Brit.
All right.
Shut up.
All right.
No, don't bring up Raiden Snake.
All right.
Don't bring up Raiden Snake, you piece of crap.
Right.
Tired of you people sitting over here, you know, trying to, you know, reading.
Leave Raiden Snake alone.
He's not on the show because of you fucking people.
All right.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
He's not here because of you people.
Fucking dumb idiots.
All right.
Let me move on.
All right, I'm moving on with the commodities here.
All right.
Let's go ahead and go to the metals.
Now, you saw a little bit of movement in gold, but you should have seen a little bit more in my personal opinion.
And the reason is, is because we're seeing some major contractions in the stock market, dude.
I mean, it's been the worst month since April.
Or excuse me, it's been the worst month this year.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry, because let's go back.
Let's take a look at how much percentage we've gone down in a month.
For the Dow Jones Industrial for the month, it has gone down 6.38%.
For the month, the SP has gone down 6.57%.
For the month, the NASDAQ has gone down 8.71%.
So, in my view, we should be seeing a little bit higher of a value in gold, but the only reason that we're not is because of the interest rate hikes by the Federal Reserve bringing in value to the U.S. dollar.
So, with that being said, let's go ahead and take a look at gold.
It is up today.
It is up $18.70, a percentage increase of 1.45%.
Closing out gold at $1,311.10 per troy ounce of gold.
Let's get to silver.
It's also up modestly today, and I am bullish on silver, by the way.
Silver is up 8 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.52%, or it's an increase, excuse me, an increase of 0.52%.
Closing out silver at $14.57 per troy ounce of silver.
Copper is down 0.53%, and platinum is down 0.32%.
Let's go ahead and get to agriculture.
Now, we should be seeing a lot of red here.
We should be seeing a lot of red because, aside from China upping their tariffs on all the agrarian consumer goods that they have imported from us, we're also possibly going to see something from Mexico.
So, you're, you know, you're going to see a lot of, you know, you're going to see a lot of decreases in commodities.
But what does that mean?
That means that going to the supermarket and consuming in commodities should be going down in value here for the short term because we're plentiful.
You know, we have a plentiful amount of goddamn agriculture to say the least.
All right.
Now, agriculture, we got corn.
It is down 2.12%.
I mean, listen to this.
I mean, these are major losses for the day for commodities.
Wheat is down 2.24%.
Oats is down 1.10%.
Rough rice is down 1.76%.
Soybean is down 1.27%.
Soybean oil is down 0.68%.
And canola is up barely.
It is up 0.09%.
Let's get to the soft, shall we?
Cocoa, the base for chocolate, it is down 1.15%.
Coffee continues to go up, dude.
I don't know what's up with coffee.
Yeah, dude.
Don't talk to me.
Don't talk to me unless I have my coffee, okay, dude?
Just don't fucking talk to me.
Fucking shut up, you stupid hipster.
Coffee is up 2.20%.
Sugar, sugar is up 2.89%.
And orange juice, man, what the hell is going on with orange juice?
It is up 3.68% on the day for orange juice.
Cotton is down 1.82%.
Lumber is finally coming down.
It is down 1.23%.
Rubber is down 0.05%.
And ethanol is down 1.88% on the day.
Shut Up Unless I Have My Coffee00:03:35
Let's get to the livestock, shall we?
We've got live cattle.
It is also down, folks, 1.88%.
Although we did settle a new trade deal with Japan, Japan is now allowing United States beef to be imported into their country.
So we shall see some effects from that here in the next couple of months.
But right now, live cattle is down 1.88%.
Cattle feeder, it is down 3.69%.
And before we get to Lean Hogs, I want to remind everybody one Mo Gan.
I want to remind everybody one Mo Gan that we need to start the hambone movement.
And what you need to do is when you see these disgusting fat snorlaxes, I'm talking about these gigantuan, disgusting waste of human fucking specimen where they got buckets and tubs of shit just hanging off their back fat and, you know, their love handles.
I mean, what have I always said?
If you can't see your penis, you got diabetes, all right?
If you look down and you can't see your penis, you got diabetes.
And I'm talking about these folks, okay?
I'm talking about these fat, disgusting wastes of human life.
I'm not talking about those folks that are a little chubby, that have a little girth.
You know, a little girth is, you know, proof of a good life.
I'm talking about these fat, disgusting, gigantuan 300-plus pounders, okay?
I'm not saying to confront them.
I'm not saying to harass them.
I'm not saying to do anything other than this.
When you pass by them, when they're, you know, waddling around, you know, like they've got somebody with a tuba in back of them going, or they're riding around in their hover rounds in the goddamn grocery store in the supermarket.
All you've got to do is pass by them.
Pass by them and go, fat, greasy ass, smelly, stinking hambo.
I mean, seriously.
And if they hear that enough times, hopefully it'll inspire them to put the fucking fork down for five fucking minutes.
Hopefully it'll inspire them to trim some fat off their fat asses.
All right?
Like I said, just pass by.
Don't confront.
Don't harass them.
Just hambone.
I'm serious.
You know what?
I mean, I should give away money, you know, for people that fucking record themselves on YouTube for fucking.
You know what?
I'm not going to obligate myself to that.
All right.
I'm not going to obligate myself to that.
I'm just saying, man, I mean, we need the hambone movement out here.
We need it.
Ghosts hover around.
I don't have a hover around, you idiot.
And I am not in a damn wheelchair.
I'd buy that front.
What is this?
Raiden Snake has more soy in his voice than your worst trolls.
Is he your dainty soy English garden bottom bitch boy?
Is that why you miss him so much?
Also, question for chat, which has more me magic?
What the hell are you talking about?
Listen, leave Raiden Snake alone.
All right, the whole reason why he's not here and a spectator and a participant on this show is because of you!
It's because of you stupid trolls.
Freaking assholes.
Let's Get To Cryptocurrency00:10:16
Anyway, Lean Hog is down 2.22%.
All right.
And that is the conclusion of the stock portion of the broadcast.
Let's go ahead and talk about cryptocurrency.
What have I told you about cryptocurrency, baby?
I think that we're in the middle of a run.
We're in the middle of a run.
You should take your own advice and put your fork down for five minutes wheelchair hambo.
Fuck you, all right?
I'm not a damn hambone asshole, all right?
Hey, Tom, what's Rachel cooking you Tuanite?
I'm having a badass ribeye steak with some Modelo Negra.
Keep capitalizing.
Modello Negra?
Model Onegra?
Jesus Christ.
I guess advertising does work, huh?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, look, let's get to cryptocurrency right now.
And the reason we're seeing so much volume in cryptocurrency, the reason we're seeing the value of cryptocurrencies going up, is because of the integration of cryptocurrency trading in stock trading platforms.
All right.
Talk about Dogecoin.
I'm not talking about Dogecoin.
I hate Dogecoin.
All right.
Dogecoin encapsulates everything about the internet that I fucking hate.
All right.
It encapsulates everything about the internet I fucking hate.
I mean, Dogecoin is useless.
Do you understand that Dogecoin is going to continue to mine itself forever?
That there is no end to the mining system of fucking Dogecoin.
It's useless.
But of course, you stupid trolls and you internet people, you're like, you know what?
It's a nice meme.
And it's like a meme coin.
And if I buy it and I consume it, it feels like I'm a part of the internet culture of meming.
yeah fucking hate dogecoin man it's It's the epitome of why the internet are a bunch of fucking filled with neckbeards, losers, nerds, dorks.
You know, I'm tired of it.
All right.
I'm tired of it.
Anyway, the market cap of the entire cryptocurrency market right now is $272 billion for the entire cryptocurrency market.
And let me tell you, we're seeing some raising right now in the value of cryptocurrency.
Why?
Because we have a bad day on the market.
And since we have cryptocurrency trading being integrated in traditional stock trading platforms, that's why you're seeing such green and such high volume hit the cryptocurrency market.
Because we've got stock traders that are out here moving their money and they're moving their money to cryptocurrency because not only is cryptocurrency a financial instrument, it's an actual currency, dude.
You can use cryptocurrency to buy almost anything anymore.
Can you believe this?
You can use cryptocurrency to pay for hotels, buy airline tickets, purchase products over the internet, purchase business services and services, etc.
So, I mean, this is what makes cryptocurrency such an attractive financial instrument to hedge against any kind of downturn in whatever markets you're invested in.
Let's take a look at a couple of these coins here.
Let's take a look at Bitcoin.
BTC is the symbol.
In the past 24 hours, it's gone up 3.30%.
Current price for Bitcoin is $8,564.57 per Bitcoin.
Ethereum, ETH, it is also up 6.45% on the day.
The current price for Ethereum is $270.61 per Ethereum.
Let's take a look at Bitcoin Cash.
BCH is the symbol.
It is up 5.03% on the day.
Current price for Bitcoin Cash is $445.36 per Bitcoin Cash.
Let's take a look at Litecoin, folks.
LTC is the symbol.
It is up 6.31% on the day.
Current price for Litecoin is $114.61 per Litecoin.
Let's take a look at Bitcoin SV, which seems to be the new Bitcoin variant that everybody's looking out for at this point because of the impending patent on the source code by the guy who claims to be Satoshi.
Bitcoin SV symbol is BC, or excuse me, BSV.
BSV is the symbol.
Can I convert cryptocurrency into actual cash?
Is there a process that I need to go through in the middle?
Well, it depends on what country you're in, Art Hammond.
But yeah, you pretty much could out here in America.
You can either do it from an institution like Coinbase or you can sell it on the street.
Believe it or not, that's what's real big right now is selling cryptocurrency on the street, baby.
All right.
And, you know, being able to meet somebody, they give you the cash.
You give them the coin.
And, you know, that's how it is.
There's a variety of different ways to convert it into cash.
And it's getting more and more easier by the day.
As a matter of fact, you can now fund your Coinbase account with your PayPal account.
That's how mainstream cryptocurrency is getting at this point.
Let's get to Dash.
D-A-S-H is the symbol.
Dash is up 2.96%.
Current price for Dash is $166.23 per Dash.
Let's get to Zcash.
Zcash has been seeing a run as of late.
ZEC is the symbol for Zcash.
It is up 7.24%.
The current price for Zcash is $91.59 per Zcash.
Let's get to Monero.
Monero is XMR, the symbol.
It is up 1.74%.
And the current price for Monero is $93.17 per Monero.
Let me get to Ethereum Classic because they have halted a hard fork that's been impending here.
People are waiting for this hard fork to say the least.
What is this?
Here at North Sydney Oval, watching North Sydney play the Western Bulldogs while listening to the Ghost Show.
However, need a saucer of milk.
Meow, CX in the chat.
Fuck it, Sika.
Shove your CX up your ass.
All right.
Anyway, once again, Ethereum Classic has a pending hard fork here, and that's why you have a lot of run-up to Ethereum Classic.
ETC is the symbol.
In the past 24 hours, it's gone up 8%.
Current price for Ethereum Classic is $8.75 per Ethereum Classic.
And let's get to Quantum here.
And look, this is just the beginning of Quantum.
If you take a look at the partnerships for QTUM, that's the symbol.
QTUM, they've got Amazon Web Services.
They've got Google Cloud Services as partners.
And why?
Because these big companies know the technology of QTUM.
I'd be happy to get Weasel a saucer of milk after I've finished playing with my yo-yo while sitting on the reserve bench.
Jesus Christ.
Type Cap to ban Captain Desi.
And just leave Captain Desi alone, you son of a bitch.
All right.
Shut up.
Anyway, QTUM is the symbol for Quantum.
It is up 18.95% on the day.
Let me tell you that one Moog in.
It is up 18.95% on the day.
Current price for Quantum is $3.70.
And by the way, the money in quantum is the proof of stake, meaning that you hold your quantum in your quantum wallet and you leave your quantum wallet online open.
And by doing so, Quantum will give you a proof of stake payment depending on how much quantum you're holding in your quantum wallet.
What the fuck is this?
Fred Tissel uses Bissell to clean his bottom up.
Meow, Meow.
Jessica Galarje in 2022.
Talking about can you shut up?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, look, you know, you people don't care.
You know, you people don't give a shit.
It's unreal how much nerds waste their time and intellectual capital.
So sick.
So, Jesus Christ Engineer, my goddamn catheter bag.
Shoving up your ass with a bunch of catheter bags and wheelchairs and all that.
Jesus Christ, dude.
I have considered starting cryptocurrency for a while because while I get paid over 800 Kuwaiti dinar in my current job, I want something a little extra to save up in order for me to be able my own place with my own office and other stuff, etc.
Cheers, man.
Well, if, you know, let me tell you something right now.
Cryptocurrency is something to accumulate and hold.
Like I said, long-term investment reigns supreme.
All right?
And that's just all there is to it.
That's all there is to it.
As a matter of fact, you people are pissing me off so much.
You're starting to secrete.
You're starting to make me secrete fucking mucus out of my orifices out here.
So give me a goddamn tissue, for Christ's sake.
It's all your fault, dude.
I mean, this is what you turned this Baller Friday into.
All right.
This is what you have done.
Jesus Christ, give me my goddamn tissue.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
And you people are doing...
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Man, a lot of mucus there, man.
It looks like a fucking embryo or something.
All right.
All right.
That's enough of the damn markets.
You people don't care.
All right.
You people don't give a rat's ass.
I mean, some of you do, but, you know, for the most part, it's obvious.
You people, you'd rather be hearing me talk about some fucking dumb bullshit or something.
Gino X80.
All right.
Biden Would Be More Relatable00:14:54
All right.
I'll get to the 15 buckers for fuck's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Patiently waiting.
What's up, dude?
Hope everyone is having a great night.
I had a chance to meet with a financial advisor yesterday.
Word for word, he gave me the same advice Ghost has given the show.
I know.
This is a guy who works for a large financial firm.
Ghost is ahead of the game.
Cheers.
Hey, thank you, dude.
I've been trying to tell people this, but of course, you know, these trolls are all, you know what?
You're a liar.
You're an idiot.
You're damned.
Shout out to Rachel Albin, Jessica Galarte, Kaylee's House of Raiden Snakes, Evil Mirror, Elizabeth Warren 2020, Ash Hole, Templeton Poop Tickler, Homeland Ship, and Jessica.
ban Brexit, kill Muslims, Turkey owns Israel, put the kosher beans on it.
Turkey owns Israel.
All right, dude.
Yeah, all right.
Anyway, let me go ahead and play these 15 buckers, okay?
Now, if you don't know what that means, that means if you donate 15 bucks, you obligate me to watch a YouTube video, okay?
A YouTube video.
I'm not going and, you know, freaky ass websites or any of that shit.
YouTube video.
Now, the first one to donate a 15 bucker was somebody by the name of Political Post who said, hey, ghost creepy Joe Biden or creepy pedo Biden, creepy pedo Biden is at it again.
Let's go ahead and take a look at what Political Post did the 15 bucker for.
Let's take a look at this.
What is this?
It's time for our scene and unseen segment where we expose the big cultural stories of the day by Laura Ingram from Fox.
Apparently, President Trump gets the cold shoulder from a royal.
Joining us with all the details, Raymond Royal.
Fox News contributors.
Seen and unseen.
Joe Biden has a misstep after promising to respect personal space.
To a young lady again.
What?
I'm afraid he did.
Now, if you're Joe Biden, the one image you want to avoid is grabbing women and children in weird ways, right?
He can't help himself, can't he?
He can't help himself.
He's a sick pervert.
I'll bet you're as bright as you're good-looking.
I tell you.
What?
Oh, my God.
Why is he telling a little child that she's good-looking?
Oh, my God.
Oh, well, yeah, but he wasn't.
Hey, hold on.
Look at this black man right here.
He's like, what the fuck is this motherfucking doing?
I mean, look at that.
There's people that are disturbed.
Look at this disturbed woman over here.
Like, is he really putting his hand?
Look at these people.
Look at these people.
Why don't you tell him something?
Why don't you tell this creepy Joe Biden some shit?
Keep playing it.
She then found out, or then told him she wanted to be a journalist, so he processed her over to the press and introduced her to the media.
You see him clasping her by the shoulders.
Biden finally deposited the poor.
I mean, look at it.
Look at her.
Look at it.
Look at this.
And my first thought was: why is Joe Biden separating children from their parents and confining them to pressure?
Oh, my God.
Yes, he's separating him.
This sick bastard.
You know what?
This fucking.
I mean, he cannot help himself.
I mean, he is a sick, demented pervert, and the Democrats are running this guy as their favorable candidate, creepy Joe Biden, for Christ's sake.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, I can't believe that this is what the Democrats are backing up.
What's the difference between niggers and dog shit?
When dog shit gets old, it turns white and quits stinking.
No, we're not doing that fucking racist crap, dude.
One last question.
Which coins do you suggest that I start out with ghost?
Just in your own opinion, or hell anyone in the inner circle just to see what's going on.
In my opinion, I think that you should look at QTUM.
You should look at some of the major coins out here: Bitcoin SV, Ethereum, Zcash, Litecoin.
You know, these coins out here that are going to stand the test of time.
These are ones that you should look at.
Now, you're going to have a lot of people that are holding on to shit coins that are going to be pumping and dumping shit coins for Christ's sake.
But as far as I'm concerned, I think that you need to go for the coins that are going to stand the test of time for Christ's sake.
All right.
Anyway, I want to go back and remind everybody that Joe Biden has literally gotten a lobotomy.
Okay.
People don't want to talk about all the brain surgeries that Joe Biden has had.
He has had a lobotomy, okay?
And I'd like to point to some news here in which, I mean, take a look at this.
Go ahead and put on the PC shot.
Look at this.
Brain surgeon told Biden he had less than 50% chance of, quote, being completely normal.
Huh?
How do you like that?
How do you like that for Christ's sake?
All right.
The guy has had brain surgery many times.
I mean, here's a 1988 article.
All right.
Take a look at this.
1988 article, Biden resting after surgery for second brain aneurysm.
Okay.
All right.
This was May 4th, 1988.
Where's the media on this?
You know, everybody was talking about whether or not Trump was fit enough to be president.
Has Trump got the temperament?
Does he have, you know, is he out of his mind, etc.?
I mean, here you have Joe Biden who has had many different goddamn freaking surgeries to his brain.
And we are just allowing this.
We're just allowing this to happen.
We're not even questioning this.
This guy's running for the presidency now.
All right.
I mean, I'm not joking.
Like, here's another article.
All right.
This is from 2008.
This is when Joe Biden tried to run for president during that time.
Remember, he made those racial comments about Obama.
And for whatever reason, Obama put him as his vice president, even after being a racist prick towards him.
Take a look at this.
Biden's medical history not scrutinized.
Of course it isn't.
This is 1980, excuse me, October 18th, 2008.
Okay?
While John McCain, because John McCain was running for president at the time, past battles with skin cancer has received a great deal of scrutiny, Joe Biden's near-fatal aneurysm in 1988 have yet to come under the spotlight.
Soon after ending his first presidential bid that year, Biden, who had been suffering from what he thought were headaches and a pinched nerve, collapsed in a hotel room shortly after giving a speech on foreign policy.
In his book, Promises to Keep, Biden says that he was unconscious for over four hours.
What the hell is this?
Biden 322 Trump.
Yeah, all right, whatever, you idiot.
All right, shut up.
All right, shut the fuck up.
What is this?
I'm listened to by thousands of fapitalists throughout the world.
Christ.
Spread this show around like the fluids at a Tub Guy Orgy.
Engineer, get over here and shut the fuck up.
Shut your ass.
All right.
10.50 p.m. Central Standard Time, May 31st, 2019.
You son of a bitch, shut up.
Biden says that he was unconscious for over four hours before he woke up in a hospital in Wilmington, Delaware.
The senator was told that an artery was leaking blood into his brain, and he was given his last rights by a priest.
He was transferred to Walter Reed Medical Center, where it was discovered that he had a second aneurysm on the other side of his brain.
Biden, what the fuck?
What?
Heard you liked getting clocked.
Cheers to my man, Jackler and Cam's abuser.
Nerd face right finger watch.
All right, whatever, you stupid dumb slut bag.
All right, nobody gives a shit.
So just sit there and shut up and let me talk.
All right?
Just sit there and shut up and let me talk.
And if you need something to do, go into your goddamn kitchen right now, there, dark meme magician girl, and get acquainted with some goddamn kitchen appliances and make yourself useful.
All right, put it on the back on the PC shot, all right?
Jesus Christ.
He was transferred to Walter Reed, where it was discovered that he had a second aneurysm on the other side of his brain.
Biden immediately went, underwent a four and a half hour operation to remove the leaky aneurysm.
He had a second surgery in May to repair the other aneurysm and fully recovered after taking a seven-month leave from his seat as chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee.
Oh, it must be nice to have a job where you could just take seven months off and no big deal.
I'm sure he was still getting paid the Senate salary, you piece of shit.
Following the memorial...
What the fuck?
Brain-dead Biden better than John.
Fuck you, brain-dead Biden better than Trump.
Following the memorial services of Representative Stephanie Tubb Jones, who died in August of an aneurysm, Biden said, I know it sounds corny.
It almost sounds mundane, but you know, here she was one day walking around just like it was the next day.
I mean, what the fuck is this guy talking about?
I mean, this is what I'm saying, dude.
This is what the Democrats have for the best they have to offer, the best running candidate for president in 2020 that they have to offer.
A fucking lobotomized Joe Biden who cannot help himself from being a creep, being an absolute sex abuser.
And what I don't understand is where are the feminist outcry?
I mean, where's Alyssa Milano and all these dumb fucking Hollywood slut bags to denounce creepy Joe Biden?
Where are they at?
Where are they at, goddamn, at for Christ's sake?
What is this?
Distilling.
What's up, Distillan?
Hold on, let me see this.
Uh, two aneurysms?
Was he huffing glue?
Paint won't do that.
Come on, distilling.
Come on.
Thought you were saying something serious.
You're sitting over here talking about how paint wouldn't do that.
I mean, come on, dude.
Jesus Christ.
All right, what else do we have here?
I gotta go back and Jesus fucking Christ.
I gotta go back and do these goddamn freaking 15 buckers.
All right, thank you, Geno X. I'm sure I'm really missing a lot by this.
Dude, I'm gonna hurry up and get done with these 15 buckers, and I'm just gonna fucking end the broadcast.
I'm just gonna end the damn broadcast, dude.
I'm not even kidding around.
Buy that for a dollar.
When I was alive, we used piano wire and funnels full of hot lead to deal with enemies of the deep state, U.S. citizen or not.
Now I'm in hell listening to Pantera perform live.
Oh, fuck you.
Fuck you, you asshole.
Fuck you, you stupid asshole.
Go shove it up your ass.
Now I'm here in hell listening to Pantera live.
Go fuck yourself.
Don't you dare disrespect Pantera like that, you son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ, man.
I can't believe you people.
I'm not even joking around.
I can't fucking believe you people, man.
You are bringing out articles from 30 years ago because Biden can not only beat Trump, but can be a bad thing.
Go shove it up your ass.
Are you kidding, man?
I think that you are resorting to questions about that.
You know, Trump stands no chance.
He had a goddamn lobotomy.
What are you talking about?
Buy that for a dollar?
No yeah, I got your fucking.
No, you fucking.
Fruit bowl, all right, I got your goddamn.
No, I'm telling you, I'm gonna end this shit.
Boy, that explains a lot about Joe Biden.
Doesn't everyone remember all those gaffes?
I know this one guy, DR. Pepper, calling jobs a three-letter word, plagiarizing shit.
This guy's brain works as well as your ass does.
Every time you soil your wheelchair you man, god damn it with the fucking whip.
Oh, Jesus Christ, i'm not fucking joking dude, i'm gonna end this fucking broadcast.
Dude, i'm not even joking around, i'm not even kidding around.
I'm gonna end this fucking shit.
Right, let me get through these 15 buckers and i'm getting the fuck out of here.
All right, i'm not even kidding around you.
People are gonna treat me like this.
Go fuck yourselves, Jesus Christ.
All right, who is?
Who's the next one best song of all time requested this one for a 15 bucker?
Dark meme magician girl can't go to the kitchen if i'm here replacing the floor tiles in the kitchen.
Oh, she knows how to make spaghetti, unlike Mrs Ghost.
What a cut does Mrs Ghost like having things shoved up her ass, or does she shove things up your ass?
You know what the fucking question is that empty threats, fucking god, you fucking sons of bitches.
Try me if you think i'm fucking making empty threats, you asshole.
Try me if you think i'm making empty threats at you, fucking internet people.
Anyway, what is this?
Best song of all time requested this.
what is this put this fucking what is this crap What is this?
What is this?
Guess the minority?
What is this?
You rocking through our headshots for jumping.
Alright, well, nothing like putting some brawn on.
That's how you sell a record.
It's something about the girl.
It just makes my head wanna twirl.
Oh, you got me want to tell other girls.
Oh, my God.
Seriously, Ghost.
Biden would be more relatable if he sniffed paint.
It's why I'm proposing a protest to bring this issue to the forefront.
Are you kidding me?
I'm proposing a sniff in.
Join us, ghost.
All paint types are welcome.
Dude, that's not funny, Distill.
And seriously, come on, dude.
That's not funny.
Hold on, put this back on.
You got a decent-looking chick and some fucking ethnically ambiguous, skinny-looking crackhead with a gap tooth over here singing like he just got his balls in a ringer.
Hold on, what?
You're The Fucking Pussy00:15:33
End the show, you Jewish hambone.
You fucking.
You better not tempt me, dude.
I'm gonna end it, dude.
I'm gonna.
Hold on, what is this?
I wasn't shot in some short time.
Let's simp paint.
Maybe then the ghost show would be enjoyable.
Fuck you, dark me magician whore.
Fuck you!
I'm tired of you!
For Christ's sake, man!
Anyway, I'm done with that damn fucking YouTube video.
What the fuck was that?
What was that?
Was that some like ethnically ambiguous, autistic tard trying his attempt at music?
And by the way, pussy won't end the show.
I'm gonna end it, dude.
I'm not even joking.
Y'all better be prepared.
I'm ending the fucking show after I'm done with the 15 buckers, and you can thank these fucking trolls for that, alright?
I mean, don't you idiots understand?
I'm spending my fucking Friday night with you people.
I'm spending my Friday night with you people.
Toothbrush nose.
Toothbrush nose?
Is that what you fuck?
Fuck.
Christ!
I'm sick of this crap.
I'm gonna end the fucking show, dude.
I'm not fucking around.
You people that are out here, they're gonna be pissed off about it.
You thank these fucking soulless trolls, dude.
You thank these piece of garbage internet people.
I mean, take a look at these assholes in the chat room, dude.
Take a look at them.
They're flapping their fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard, thinking I'm not gonna do it.
Thinking I'm making empty threats and shit.
Shit, nigga.
Distill and Lemmy get in on that paint sniffing shit.
I want to get my Doom Coon ass high like a motherfucker.
Don't encourage it, Arn Hammond.
You fucking fucking.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this Wariam?
Talk to me an American.
If you're going to text a speech, you dumbass.
Talk to me an American.
None of this fucking immigrant language.
Talk to me in American.
All right, we get it.
All right, young, young mims, all right?
Shut this!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut up.
End it, you fucking pussy.
You won't end it because you have to do the 15 buckers, bitch boy.
Once I'm done with the 15 buckers, I am out of here.
I'm not going to waste whatever's left of my Friday night having to put up with you fucking people, alright?
I still gotta do a Saturday night troll show tomorrow at 9 p.m. Central Stat.
I still gotta do a Saturday Night Troll show.
I'm spending my fucking weekend with you unappreciative pricks.
And it's f.
I could be at Twin Peaks right now.
You understand that?
I could be at Twin Peaks right now.
All talk but no action like always.
Type mage to Heil Meme Magician.
Always threatens to end the show but caves into the sheckles.
Hey, people fucking paid 15 bucks so I can watch their stupid YouTube video.
And once I'm done with that obligation, I am fucking out of here.
I am out of here.
I am out.
I could be at fucking Twin Peaks right now getting served 32-ounce beers ice cold 29 degrees with some ice mugs.
All right?
If you hate it so much, why don't you turn off TTS?
Oh, here's Mr. Goblin.
You fucking idiots.
What made this show?
What made this show was the interactivity, you assholes.
And of course, you idiots, you don't understand that.
Ghost 11 at 8 p.m. Central Standard Time, May 31st, 2019.
What the fuck does that mean?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, look, no more 15 buckers, dude.
I want to get the fuck out of here.
I'm not even joking.
I want to salvage whatever I have left of my Friday night because I'm going to have to come tomorrow and do a Saturday night troll show.
And I want to have some decent fucking nigger.
All right, just fuck you.
Just.
Give me my fucking beer, dude.
I mean, fucking shut up, man.
And listen, don't clock me in the fucking chat room.
All right, let's go to another 15-bucker.
Shut what?
Just shut up.
You don't have the balls to leave.
Just watch.
Leave right now.
No fucking balls.
Hey, I've got to do the 15-bucker.
Hail empty threatler.
Type mage to summon meme magician.
This is Ghost IRL after every goddamn.
Fucking asshole.
Shut up!
Fucking peace, and shit!
I'm over here to fucking follow Fraying!
Fucking hail empty threatler, you asshole!
I'm telling you, once I'm done with these 15 buckers, I am fucking out of here!
I am fucking out of here!
I am out!
And I fucking mean it!
Jesus Christ, man!
Fucking hell.
Let me get to the next 15-bucker for Christ's sake, man.
It's really good, Ghost.
Distilling convinced me to take a few sniffs.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm pretty sure that's not all you're sniffing.
I'm pretty sure that's not all you're sniffing aesthetic.
God damn it, dude.
Jesus Christ.
And you know, I thought this was going to be a decent Baller Friday.
Can you fuck off with the 15 buckers, man?
Stop piling them up, man.
Stop piling them up.
Oh, just quit, you bitch.
Quit, you bitch.
You fucking assholes.
I've got your bitch.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
It's not going to end, dude.
Look at it.
Now they're fucking piling up the 15 bucker, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, God.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Now you're making me belch, dude.
Now you're making me fucking belch.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Bet you won't, bitch.
Fucking pieces of shit, man.
Sweet.
I mean, Miss Sweetie Pooh, age eight.
What the fuck are you talking about?
All right, listen.
This fucking.
Whatever this is, this 15 bucks.
The Huffington Ghost.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean, asshole?
Huh?
The Huffington Go?
What the fuck does that mean?
What the fuck does that mean?
I'd buy that for a hundred.
Pussy.
I'm not a fucking pussy, you fucking piece of shit.
Not a fucking pussy.
You're a pussy.
You're a fucking pussy.
Fuck.
Fucking quit.
You're a fucking pussy.
You're a big fat smelly pussy.
Fucking shit.
Ah, fucking asshole.
You're a big fat salmon smelling pussy, you asshole.
You are!
You are!
Fucking all of you!
Fuck it all of you, asshole!
Fucking fucking assholes, man.
You're a fucking pussy, man.
You're a bad period-smelling pussy.
That's what you are.
Give me my fucking beer.
Pussy ass tech.
You fucking piece of shit.
Come fucking down here to Texas and say that shit.
Always threatens to end the show, but swallows his pride to the sheckles.
Take me to the bottom.
Hail Rach Quintler.
This is fucking Hail Reach Quintler.
Fuck you, man.
Fucking fuck you.
Fuck you, man.
Quit being a pussy and sniff the paint!
Fuck you're a fucking pussy.
All of you.
All of you are fucking pussies, man.
If you are reading this in the chat via archives, yet again, ghost pretends to quit.
Oh, fucking fucking 2 to 3 a.m.
Fuck you!
You're all pussies, man!
You're all a big, fat, fucking pussy, man!
Punch ghost p.
The fucking fucking stop talking to me, an emoji!
You fuck!
You fuck!
Bitchler, the p- Man, you fucking pieces of shit, man.
I guarantee you, you wouldn't say that in my face!
Pozil Togo Cacuritiseska, what the fuck is this?
Is this some fucking Kruski language?
Is that what this is?
Fucking boybys of Toronto's.
Talk to me an American!
Talk to me an American, you piece of crap!
Oh, Jesus, man, no!
I couldn't find the censored version.
No!
Enough of the 15-buckers!
You pieces of shit!
Oh no!
Was fake.
But I do love a nice huff.
Sniff sniff, love you distilling.
Stop piling on the goddamn 15 buckers, you asshole.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Pussler the pussy, you fucking bitch.
Pussler the pussy.
Punch ghost's pussy.
You fucking idiots.
You're the pussies.
You're the fucking fucking pussy.
Get fucking assholes.
You're the fucking pussies.
You!
You stand behind a computer and you flap your fat sausages and fingers on the keyboard.
You're a fucking pussy!
You're the big, fat, smelly, fucking tuna fish pussy!
You are!
How can you call Ghost a pussy when he's served his country while you idiots sit on your ass getting fat off Cheetos all day playing socialism?
They're big, fat, disgusting pussy.
Aw, fucking you with the fucking wheelchair shit.
Hail pussyler.
Alright, look, I've had enough of this shit.
You're the fucking pussies.
You internet people are a bunch of fucking pussies, alright?
Suka Blatt, shut up, you boomer.
Fuck you, asshole, alright, fake reactor.
You think I'm fucking faking this shit?
You think I'm faking this shit?
You fucking people are the Shecklegoblin the pussy.
You fucking trolls, piss me the fuck off.
If you were in front of me right now, I'd whoop your asses.
I'd whoop all of your asses.
I'd be serving knuckle sandwiches to each and every one of you, fucks.
The pussy show, you fucking fuckers, man.
You fucking fuckers, man.
The pussy show.
You're the goddamn pussy.
You're the bad period-smelling maxi-pad saturating pussy.
You are!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Bitch ass cripple.
I'm not a fucking cripple, you fucking piece of shit.
Jesus Christ.
Now you're making me belch.
You see that?
Are you fucking happy now?
You're getting me so upset.
I got the fucking asses churning up.
Look at this.
Ghost the pussy boy.
You're the fucking pussy.
All of you internet people.
All of you.
You're the fucking internet pussies.
Talking real big, mess.
What the fuck?
Paid crisis actor.
For fucking fuck you, Adam.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
Fucking tear your fucking ass.
Ah!
I wish this was your fucking face.
I wish this was your fucking face.
Who's got the pussy now?
I wish this was your fucking face.
God!
Son of a bitch!
Just quit, bitch.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck all of you.
Fuck all of you people.
Fuck all of you people, man.
Fuck you all.
Fuck all you internet people, man.
How goddamn dare you?
How dare you all?
Ghost was known as the back alley sexual offender in NOM.
He would corner little boys in the shower and give them free rides.
Fuck you, Macho Taco.
Telling you, he lost his bastards.
Talk a lot of shit over the internet, man.
God, you fucking talk a lot of shit over the internet, man.
Shekel Goblin Ghost, here's a fucking.
You see this shit?
You see the shit I gotta put up with?
And I gotta do a Saturday Night Troll show tomorrow.
Now we know that Mrs. Ghost is the man of the relationship.
Ah, fuck you.
Let me tell you something.
Mrs. Ghost knows her fucking place, you idiot.
Unlike you, what do you got, huh?
You've got Rosie Palms and her five sisters waxing your carrot for Christ's sake.
Mrs. Ghost knows her place.
When I get off of here, Mrs. Ghost is gonna make me a goddamn steak and chicken wings with butter noodles.
What the fuck are you gonna do?
You ain't gonna do shit.
Don't Keep That Enemy Shit On Here00:15:09
Fuck you and the pussy.
Jesus Christ.
No bald pussy.
No bald pussy.
What the fuck does that mean?
What does that mean?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ah, Jesus.
All right.
Look, y'all are piling these fucking 15 buckers.
And I fucking hate that shit.
I fucking hate that shit.
Look at this shit.
China is buying up Africa one country at a time as the West sleeps soundly.
American, stop listening to fat jelly ass cambrons on YouTube who consume copious.
Can you shut up?
Guess the minority bitch.
Shut up.
Fuck it.
For fuck's sake, dude.
I mean, goddamn it.
I want to get fucking one fucking thing clear to you, fucking numbskull trolls out there.
I am not a pussy, okay?
You're the pussies.
All right?
You're the fucking soy boy pussies, for Christ's sake, all right?
And hey, whoever, new fags ruin everything, you're goddamn right.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
I forgot.
It's the new summer.
It's the new crop of 4channers in around here.
I forgot.
fucking no wonder i'm fucking taking all this goddamn shit No wonder I'm taking all this garbage.
Oh, fuck.
What now, Art Hammond?
Man, all this talk about pussy makes me want to smell a nasty rank-ass pussy and have some bitch rub it on my face and get vaginal juices all over me.
That shit is disgusting.
I'm gonna be one way to get it.
Fuck through.
All right, you know what?
I'm drinking, dude.
I'm drinking.
Another 15 bucks.
You fucking idiots are piling these fucking 15 buckers on me so I won't leave, asshole.
I know what you're doing.
Look at grab them by the ghostler.
Man, fuck you, asshole.
Grab them by the ghostler.
I'd buy that for a ghost.
What is this?
MRS ghost should sniff too.
She wouldn't be a pussy about it.
If you sniff close, you might feel so high like you've left your wheelchair.
You fucking son of a bitch.
You goddamn son of a bitch.
Only a pussy would make a big deal about not being a pussy.
Oh, what?
Now you're getting psychological with me, huh?
Now y'all try to get psychological?
Huh?
Fucking autist.
What is this?
Shut up, pussy.
Let me tell you something, man.
I guarantee T you.
You wouldn't be fucking saying that to my fucking face.
I'm going to tell you this right now.
I guarantee you, you idiots wouldn't do it.
You'd be scared shitless.
You'd be in a corner shutting your goddamn mouth when my presence and my essence engulfs a goddamn room.
You wouldn't say shit from Shinola if I was in a goddamn room.
You wouldn't say shit from Shinola.
You my fucking beer.
You wouldn't say shit.
I guarantee you, boy.
I'm a bad motherfucker.
All right?
You're damn right.
My essence, my aura.
You understand?
When I walk into a room, people that have their backs towards me, they sense my aura and they look back and see, what the fuck just entered the room.
And you know what?
Whenever I enter in a room, I'm like a fucking wild animal.
You know, people are like, okay, there's a wild animal in the room.
Let's not make any too sudden moves.
Let's not say anything.
I'm a bad motherfucker, dude.
I'm a badass.
And it ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
I'm not even joking around, man.
I would open up a 280-gallon drum of whoop ass and I'd pour it all over you fucking trolls.
And there wouldn't be nothing you sons of bitches could say about it.
All right, I'm not even joking around.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Look at this.
Fight me pussy, huh?
Yeah, that's real big when you're talking and flapping your fat fucking sausages of fingers on the keyboard, boy.
I guarantee you, you wouldn't be saying this to my face.
All right, and that goes for all of you internet people that think you're fucking tough people.
You ain't shit.
You ain't shit.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Let me get some more beer before I fucking move on with these fucking 15 buckers that are now piling up for Christ's sake.
Now you're making me belch for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
I need more beer.
Give me the goddamn beer for Christ's sake, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Your aura smells like fish?
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Your mother smells like fucking dirty ass crack.
How you like that shit?
Your mother smells like a dirty diarrhea ass.
Quit being a pussy and start sniffing.
Distilling is right.
Sniffing is a way of.
Fuck you.
Got your goddamn sniffing.
Don't you have a beer?
Why don't you be a man, boy?
Why don't you be a man and get filled with pissing fury, all right?
Sniff, sniff, is that a fish?
Oh no, it's just that pussy bitch ghost.
Some dude at a barroom?
Are you fucking joking me?
Let me tell you something, man.
When I enter into a barroom, people start getting paranoid that I may get pissed off and put a hole in their face with this fist.
When I go into a barroom, gentlemen start holding on to their chicks that much tighter because I'm telling you, once I enter into a room, the goddamn aura that I exude literally makes women cream out of their pantyhose for Christ's sake.
Yeah, you ain't shit hambone.
You come down here and talk that garbage, all right?
They know a pussy walked in.
Fuck you.
Are you kidding me?
They're holding their goddamn women that much closer to them because they know their women is finally seeing a real man.
You understand that?
And that's why I keep telling you, sons of bitches, you better not have a woman within the vicinity of you listening to this broadcast.
Because I'm telling you right now, every woman that's listening to this broadcast is getting so hot because not only is it the summertime, they're listening to me.
They are listening to me.
You kind of played yourself making excuses to not turn off TTS because M-U-H interactivity.
Now it's become a tool for us trolls to force you to do our bidding.
Maybe if you turn off TTS for the first hour, I'm not doing nobody's bidding.
Then off for RG.
I'm not doing nobody's bidding, asshole.
I'm doing me.
That's what I'm doing, ass crack.
Finally found you.
Finally found you.
All right, great.
All right.
Oh, look at Fort Chandra.
You know how many times how many people have said that?
You fighting in midget bars?
Sniff.
Your fist can't reach.
Fuck you, asshole, all right?
All right, look, I've had about enough of this.
I gotta get to these fucking 15 buckers before they start piling up.
All right, this one here.
And everybody shut up in the chat room.
I'm telling you.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghostler the cunt.
Look, engineer, anybody who says pussy or ghost is a pussy or anything of that nature in the chat room, kick them the fuck out.
Do you understand me, engineer?
Kick them the fuck out.
Kick him out of here.
Anybody that says pussy or ghost a pussy or anything of that naker, kick, kick him out.
Kick them the fuck out.
Kick them out for Christ's sake, man.
Give me my goddamn beer.
Kick him out.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
What a fucking baller Friday, man.
I'm spending my fucking weekend with you fucking sick people.
I can't believe this shit.
You know that?
Maybe I should take the Saturday Night Troll Show again off tomorrow, for Christ's sake, man.
Because I can't do this shit.
I can't fucking do this garbage.
Anyway, this fucking next video, before you fucking idiots start pissing me off anymore, this video was requested by what now?
I'm ready to fight.
Let's go.
Throw down.
Oh, oh, God.
How am I going to do this?
Engineer.
I'm a wheelchair.
I'm in a wheelchair.
You fucking asshole.
All right.
Hey, hold on.
Rivet wolf.
Are you comparing me to Wings of Fucking Redemption?
That fat fucking loser piece of shit?
All right.
I'm not some fucking fat, disgusting, obese loser who is scamming people to get a goddamn stomach staple surgery, you piece of shit.
Do not compare me to that four-eyed, stupid, dumb shit kicking hick.
All right?
And by the way, what did Wings of Redemption do when it's prime when he was making all this money?
When he was getting sponsorships for being a fat gamer, what did he do?
Oh, that's right.
He fucking wasted his money on two Skankosauruses and their children.
Huh?
Oh, that's great.
You know what?
Congratulations, Wings of Redemption, you stupid, dumb, fat idiot.
Now you are a target by every stupid, dumb slut bag that has a couple of kids.
You are now a target for money.
All right.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Don't compare me to Wings of Redemption.
That guy's a fat fucking loser.
And I don't even know why anybody still even watches that stupid son of a bitch.
Are you kidding me?
Jesus Christ.
And he sucks at Call of Duty as well.
He sucks.
He fucking sucks.
I mean, so what the hell?
Why is everybody even watching this son of a bitch?
Anyway, look, dark meme magician.
Wings of Ghost Demption.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
Do not compare me to that fat piece of crap.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Pussy in the chat if Ghost is a pussy.
Yeah, fuck you, asshole.
All right.
I'm not a fucking pussy, all right?
I'm down for mine, all right?
Tonka Saw Ghost, whatever the fuck that means.
Let me tell you something.
I'm down for mine, all right?
I mean, if I gotta put in work on you, idiots, I'll do it.
All right, can abuser, meme magician.
So when will we start?
All right, just enough.
That's enough, dude.
All right, that's enough.
And shut up in the chat room.
Oh, oh, now y'all are getting around the little pussy thing by putting the fucking little cat emoji.
Is that what y'all are doing now?
Huh?
Ban anybody that has cat emojis, engineer?
Anybody that spams cat emojis, kick them the fuck out.
I'm not putting up with any of this shit.
Fucking ruining my baller Friday for fuck's sake.
I'm not putting up with any of this garbage For fuck's sake Kick them out engineer.
I'm not joking.
Kick him the fuck out.
Kick them out now.
Kick them all out.
Anybody that puts a cat emoji or says that ghost is a pussy or anything of that nature.
Kick them all the fuck out.
Kick them out.
Kick them all out.
Kick them all out.
I don't care how many of them are.
Kick them out, Fuck's sake, man.
All right, this damn video, okay, before I fucking get even more fucking pissed than I already am.
All right, this video was requested by dark meme magician girl.
All right, let's get done with these 15 buckers.
So I get the fuck out of here.
Go ahead and push push the play button for dark meme magician girl and now the stars of four kids will sing the music.
Can you fucking hear this shit, Dark Me Magician Girl?
Can you see?
What is this?
Sonic the Hedgehog fucking singing the national anthem?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What the fuck?
Get this fucking anime shit out of here.
Get this fucking anime.
Shut it off.
Shut it off.
Don't fucking keep that fucking enemy shit on here.
Type star and crescent if you hate ghosts chatroom Sharia live.
Oh fuck you all right hey shove it up your uncle United States to remind ghosts It's my show It's the ghost show It's my show It's mine It belongs to me I can do whatever the fuck I want So shut up Fucking assholes.
I mean I'm I'm the fucking dictator on this show you son of a bitch.
All right Stupid fucking assholes trying to sit over here trying to make a mockery of me for Christ's sake.
All right and shut up Jekyller nobody asked you all right I'm fucking tired of acknowledging your stupid brit bong ass All right, you're a fucking idiot as far as I'm concerned you're a fucking moron Hey pussy enough of the 15 buckers dude seriously enough of this shit I'm fucking tired of this crap All right,
let me get done with these fucking 15 buckers they're fucking piling up for fuck's sake This next 15 bucker was requested by Tim McCrab this freaking Islamic sickomaniac All right, wait, hold on, what is this?
What the hell is this?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me, Tim McCrab?
Are you fucking joking?
Put the PC shot on.
Look at this.
Ghost gets red pill on Iran.
What is this shit?
I love throwing missiles.
That person needs to die right here.
He needs to be eliminated.
What?
Hold on.
What the hell was that?
Hold on.
What did he say?
What the hell did he splice me with?
I love Iran throwing missiles right at Israel.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
Cheers.
Ayatollah.
Cut the head off that snake.
Donald Trump.
Fuck Israel.
I never said any of that shit.
I never said any of that shit.
And to think that all these people that are marching right now, they don't have any fucking ammunition in their guns.
That's why they got wiped out by two fucking ISIS members in their own goddamn country for Christ's sake with two guns.
All right.
And by the way, Israel is America's greatest ally.
And for you people to just sit here and be a bunch of anti-Semitic pricks, it just, it just breaks my fucking heart, man.
Cut The Head Off That Snake00:09:45
You know that?
I mean, Israel is the only democratic nation in the Middle East, all right, amidst a whole bunch of fucking disgusting jihadi freak shows.
And you all have the audacity to sit here and talk garbage about Israel in that capacity.
Huh?
Yes, you said all that.
I didn't say any of that shit.
Shut up, all right?
Everybody just shut up.
I never said any of that, and people know it, all right?
Hey, hold on.
Who's next?
Lieutenant William Laws Calley Jr., all right?
They requested this next one here.
What the hell is this?
I gotta make sure there's no man-ass or any of that other shit on here.
What is this crap?
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on just a sec.
What is this?
I want to make sure there's no corncob up the ass or any kind of disgusting man-ass or any of that shit.
Type United States to free this chat from ghosts chatroom sharia law and to force ghosts to respect our First Amendment rights or we start a revolutionary.
Oh, First Amendment rights.
Shut up.
This is the internet.
This isn't the United States of America, all right?
All right, this ain't, this is, this is not the United States of America.
This is the internet, for Christ's sake.
If you don't like it, tough titty, sit there and shut up.
All right?
All right, you're on the ghost show right now, all right?
You're on the ghost show, and I'm the man, all right?
I'm the fucking man in the ghost show, you son of a bitch, all right?
And you know what?
I'll talk in your fucking stupid white supremac language, all right?
Since you idiots, I mean, that's all you know.
I'm the fur in this stupid show here, all right?
I'm the fur, all right?
So everybody just shut up and listen and take notes and be appreciative that I'm on here.
I'm the fur, huh?
How does that make you feel now, huh?
How does that make you feel?
How does that make you feel that ghost is the fur?
Huh?
That's right.
I am the fuel.
And you shall listen to me in the ghost show.
Blood slogan, slig and slogan.
Volkswagen!
Just slinging slogan, you fugan slaggin!
You all should go ahead and listen to ghosts!
Do you understand?
You shouldn't listen to ghosts!
Sing hell!
Blood slag and sling and slogan!
Volkswagen!
Sing hey!
All right, so that's all there is to it, alright?
There ain't no fucking, there ain't no goddamn constitution on the ghost show because you people have ruined it.
All right, we're in martial law.
That's where we're at right now.
We're in martial law.
Calling you a pussy is now banned for today only.
Can we call you Dick Peterson instead?
How about capitalist cock monster or dirty dick savings and loan shark?
Perhaps Penis Payday Loans Abuser.
Can you shut up, asshole?
The ghost show is hosted in the United States, so ghost better respect the First Amendment.
Go blow it out your ass, all right?
Go blow it out your ass.
If you agree, all right, just shut up, all right?
Yeah, Thomas Alvin.
Shut up, asshole.
Whoever the fuck donated that, you're a piece of crap.
Give me my drink.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Kyle Ghostler.
Ghostler youth will live on.
The South will rise again in Germany.
The South will rise again in German.
What the fuck are you talking about, dark mean magician slut?
That's why you need to go into a kitchen right now and learn how to make a meal.
You understand that?
Why don't you start with a sandwich?
You fucking cold cut and fucking roast beef pussy having broad.
Just shut up and do something positive.
Do something productive.
Typically download your episodes and play them in my car on my commute to work.
Can you enable playback on other sites?
I can't download your show anymore and it's lame because it makes good listening during the hour drive to and from enable playback on other sites.
We say when you talk pussy.
Look, I'm getting tired of this shit, dude.
I'm getting tired of you people calling me a fucking pussy.
I'll tell you that right fucking now.
I'm not even joking.
I'm getting sick and tired of this shit.
You better fucking stop or we're going to have a major fucking problem.
We're going to have a major fucking problem.
You and me.
Do you understand?
Anyway, let's get to the next one.
Lieutenant William Laws Calley Jr. requested this one.
I don't know what the hell this is.
What is this?
What is this?
Judas Goat?
What the hell is this?
What is this crap?
Judas Goat?
What the fuck is this supposed to be?
Love the show, Ghost.
Especially the market predictions.
Here's something badass you might like.
I hope so.
I don't believe you.
Judas Goat!
All right, all right, we get it.
Now take this shit off of Judas Goat.
Yeah, real funny.
Are you making reference to me?
Is that it?
Are you making reference to me?
Real fucking funny.
Anyway, this next one was requested by Didn't Believe Me Bumbler.
Yeah, fucking asshole.
Didn't believe me Bumbler requested this 15 bucker.
All right, what the hell is this?
What is this crap?
Hold on.
What, Oliver?
Yes, playback on other sites.
I assume you got rid of it because of the troll trash splicing your voice, but now I can't listen to it on my way to work, which sucks because I appreciate your insight more than the garbage they put on radio these days.
Hey, thank you, man.
I appreciate it.
I'll see what I can do.
Now, now here's me, magician.
Get to the program already.
I practically sponsor your show at this rate.
Hey!
Don't disappoint me, ghost.
What are you talking about?
All right, we get it.
You're the top fucking tipper, dude.
We get it.
All right.
You know, appreciate it.
Don't be fucking sitting here and saying you're making it rain on the inner circle, okay?
All right, don't be sitting here and saying you make it rain on the inner circle.
Oh, yeah, and speaking of which, I've had a lot of requests on ghost.report to, you know, make an alternative payment method to join the inner circle because people are now intimidated to join the inner circle because they're afraid that all you trolls are going to go after them because y'all are a bunch of sick fucking maniacs.
So with that being said, I think that's what I'm probably going to do.
So stay tuned for that.
If you're wanting to join the inner circle, we're going to go ahead and put an alternative method to join for Christ's sake.
Pretty much pay your rent at this point.
You know, Dark Me Magician Girl and Meme Magician, what the fuck are you trying to say, you piece of shit, huh?
What are you fucking trying to say?
You people make my life hell.
All right?
All right, okay, great.
Y'all throw tips, dude.
You fucking make my show look like a circus fucking troll sideshow.
I mean, give me a break.
Give me a break.
Give me my goddamn drink.
All right.
This next one is called Don't Believe Me Bumbler.
They requested this one.
Put it on the PC shot.
This was requested by Don't Believe Me Bumbler.
What is this shit?
Some kind of an 8-bit game with the Phenomenal Phenomena Association.
What is this shit?
Proudly presents a brand new product.
What the fuck is this crap?
Coding and mathematics designed by Asphalt.
As a thought.
Music composed by Firefox and Jesus Christ.
Alright, we get it.
What the fuck is this?
Ain't that something, folks?
What the fuck?
What the hell are you?
the hell is this crap?
Okay, great.
Yeah, yay, spaghetti.
All right, we get it.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, good God.
Good God.
All right.
Geno X1987 requested this next one.
And I just got to get through these.
I want to end the fucking show.
I'm tired of you people.
You people don't deserve my presence.
You'll be lucky if I come back tomorrow for damn Saturday Night Troll Show.
We're Approaching Pride Month00:05:07
I'll tell you that right damn now.
All right.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
What the hell is this?
This is requested by Geno X19 Ghost's Tiger Shrimp Dick.
Anyway, Geno X 1987 requested this.
All right, I don't know what the hell this is.
What is this?
What I think is that dear Haskin is a lion son of a bitch.
I have never tried to hurt anyone on earth, except that fucking goddamn queer cocksucker.
What?
Time to go to bed.
I have tried to hurt you, you queer motherfucker.
Yeah, we never tried to hurt anything.
I knew you'd come to that.
It's time for you to go to bed.
What is this shit?
We don't like fucking queer.
It is time for you to go to bed.
And you are a queer piece of shit.
And I'm not going to buy queers, dude.
All queers.
We're approaching Pride Month, dude.
I like normal human beings.
I do not like them, but you'll be lucky to have a place for it when you come back.
You fuck for black fucker.
Place you cocksucker.
I'll tell you what.
It'll cost you more fucking money than you even knew.
Because I'll tell you, I've already put this in the hands of a rug.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Fuck with my stuff, you dude cocksuckers.
I'm not tired of that.
You fucking fucker with your shit.
You dirty cocksucker.
You trying to give me pants of yours?
Tony, you're trying to give pants to Tony.
Nobody wear your shit.
What the fuck am I listening to, dude?
Try to get those fucking tits, Tony.
Hey, Tony, can you wear a fast fucking shirt?
You fucking piece of shit.
All right.
You know what?
All right.
I've had about enough of this for Christ's sake.
Some old man getting on some old queen or something.
I ain't got time for that.
All right.
I ain't got time for that.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have?
Oh, another one by Dark Me Magician Girl.
How fucking quaint.
All right.
Another one by Dark Mean Magician Girl.
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
Put it on.
What is this crap?
What is this supposed to be?
All right, what is this?
Hold on.
I told you that people were doing frivolous shit on computers for almost as long as they have existed and gave the Democene as an example.
You flatly denied this.
That Amiga demo I just showed you proves you wrong.
What?
Shut up, you crippled niggerbum.
It's just a bunch of dorks, you know, messing around with 8-bit graphics for fuck's sake.
All right?
Whoa, that's great.
What a great contribution to human enlightenment.
Fucking moron.
Anyway, this one here, it's Dark Me Magician Girl saying, heard you like getting clocked.
All right, go ahead.
What is this?
Oh, yeah, look at this.
Look at this.
time.
Hey, Dark Me Magician Girl, I actually appreciated that.
I had some reminiscence of the dating game, man.
That's a dating game theme song.
All right, who else we got?
Geno X1987, once again.
Another one requested by this guy.
Who the hell is this?
Who the hell is this?
What the fuck is this supposed to be for Christ's sake, man?
Gino X1987?
What is this?
Was some kind of a KFC fucking Colonel Sanders porno?
What is this?
Oh, howdy, mom.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I hear you're the best mom in the world.
Well, did KFC really do this?
KFC really did this shit?
Oh, my God.
KFC really did this.
I love you, mom.
KFC Really Did This Shit00:03:45
Shove it up, mom's fucking used-up twat, for Christ's sake, all right?
Was that for Mother's Day?
Is that it, huh?
Oh, we gotta celebrate Mother's Day because some woman shitted at a couple of kids, right?
Is that it?
Oh, we gotta praise some stupid stankosaurus because some freaking pennis ejaculated in her uterus pipe and she just happened to shit at a couple of kids.
We're just supposed to yay about that shit, huh?
Give me a fucking break.
All right, no, no more.
No more of these 15 buckers, dude.
I'm getting tired of them already, for heaven's sake.
All right, who is this?
Ard Hammond.
Ard Hammond requested this next one here, and I can only imagine what kind of sicko perverted dumb shit this is.
That's what Art Hammond is known for.
What the hell is this?
Oh, you fucker.
You, you motherfucker.
You know what, Art Hammond?
You're a son of a bitch, dude.
Put it on the damn PC shot.
Yeah, another fucking Pantera.
Fucking musical fucking blasphemy.
Yeah?
What the hell?
Are you kidding me?
Did you remix Pantera with Friday?
I'll see you, Hanjemio Middle.
Fucking musical blasphemy, man.
Leave Pantera alone.
Leave Pantera alone, man.
You all have ruined Pantera for me, you fucking pieces of shit.
Now will I go?
You fucking have ruined this band for me, man.
I'm not even fucking kidding, man.
You weren't your wars!
Shut this fruity fucking shit off, this musical blasphemy.
I'm not even joking, man.
You fucking people have ruined Pantera for me.
I'm not even fucking kidding around.
You people have ruined it.
I hope you fucking people are happy.
Fucking fruit bowls.
For fuck's sake.
And look at all these goddamn 15 buckers I got to do now.
You fucks.
Hail Empty Threatler requested this one, alright?
Hail Empty Threatler requested this shit.
Oh, you fucking piece of crap.
You piece of crap.
You piece of crap.
Hail empty threatler.
You fucking fucking piece of shit.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
You're fucking crying, man.
You sons of bitches are crying.
You're the fucking crybabies, man.
Fucking you.
Fucking all of you.
You're a fucking crybaby, man.
Take this shit out of here, you fucking hail empty threatler.
Whoever the hell that is, you're a piece of shit.
All right, you're a fucking piece of crap.
You fucking trolls are crying.
You assholes, not fucking, not me.
I'm sitting over here.
I'm still fucking standing.
I'm doing a fucking show for you on a fucking Friday night.
I'm wasting my weekend with you people.
15 buckler asshole.
15 buckler.
All right, I'm tired of this shit.
Here's the next one.
You're All Fucking Crybabies00:13:12
All right, I'm just gonna move on.
I'm not gonna fucking sit here and fucking have you people make a mockery of me anymore.
Here's Oliver Carswell.
He fucking requested this one.
What the hell is this, Oliver Carswell?
Wait a minute.
Hold on a second.
What is this supposed to be?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Oh, man.
Ha Everybody hear that?
Pan fucking Terra.
Pan fucking Terra, baby.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Look at that fucking stage diving, baby.
Look at Dimebag Daryl out there acting like a badass.
Look at fucking Phil and Selmo out there owning the stage, baby.
Look at that shit.
How easily I'm bothered by persistence.
One step from latching out at you.
You hug into that on my skin and call yourself a friend.
If I had more friends like you, what do I do?
What it takes who I am, where I've been belong.
You can't be something you're not.
Be yourself by yourself.
Stay away from me.
A lesson learned in life.
Learn from the dawn of time.
Spec.
Yes.
Walk.
What did you say?
Ready.
Oh, shit.
Hold up.
Whoa Triforce guys I am going to never live again because there is no better feeling than a stage dive.
Hey, I heard that.
I heard that.
And wait a minute.
Isn't the Triforce guy already an inner circle member?
I don't know.
Whoever that is, I'm emailing you an inner circle link tomorrow afternoon.
I'm going to be in the inner circle and all that good stuff.
I mean, man, that's what I'm talking about, baby.
And there ain't nothing better than a stage dive is right.
These soy boy pussies that are in the chat room out here now, they know nothing about that.
They're Triforce guys.
And by the way, your video is up next.
Triforce guys, video is up next.
Let's go ahead and get to the Triforce guys since he hooked up.
And look at all the haters in the chat room, dude.
Look at all the hater aid in the fucking chat room.
You people are just jealous because you'll never be a part of the inner circle, all right?
You will never be a part of this think tank called the inner circle.
Ha ha ha, happy baller Friday ghost.
I didn't make the remix.
I just made the image and the video.
The credit goes to the awesome sponge.
Cheers to that.
That's great.
All right.
That's great.
Look at all this haters in the chat room.
They wish they were inner circle material, baby.
They wish they were inner circle material.
They ain't.
They're just a bunch of troll terrorist bastards that want to make people's lives miserable for Christ's sake.
All right, this is the Triforce guys.
He requested this video here.
Hold on a second.
This is an ad.
I don't want to hear the ad.
Hold on just a second.
This is by Triforce Guys.
He paid the 15 buckers.
Man, are you kidding me?
I got to listen to a 15-second ad here.
Jesus Christ.
All right, here we go.
Here we go.
What is this?
Oh.
Oh, man.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
More like couldn't pay us to join the IC.
Now, fuck you, Dark Me Magician Girl.
You're just a piece of shit troll.
All right.
Nobody asked you, all right?
I'm listening to the Triforce guy's request.
He requested some Billy Joel, man.
This is classic.
Don't go changin' To try and please me You never let me down before Imagine This is Billy Joel, baby.
You're too familiar.
And I don't see you anymore.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In times of trouble.
This is a beautiful song that I like.
Never I could have come before.
I took the good times.
I take the bad times.
I love you just the way you are.
Bada ba bell.
Ba bana ba bell bell.
All right, that's good enough, man.
Triforce, guys.
That's a badass song, dude.
You know, me and Mrs. Ghost, dude, we jam out to that song all the time.
I don't want to tell you some of you my fucking personal life, or you people don't even give a shit.
You probably fucking troll me anyway, so it doesn't matter.
Beautiful song, by the way, by Billy Joel.
Let's go ahead.
Who else is next?
Quick fucking quit pussy.
Fucking quit pussy requested this next YouTube video.
All right.
Fucking quit pussy requested this.
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this crap?
What is this?
Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles.
Maybe I should just quit and go.
Hold on.
Bad things happen and you can't do anything about it, right?
When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on them.
What the fuck?
I don't know what you gotta do.
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.
Just keep swimming.
Swimming swimming.
You gotta put your ass behind you.
But it still hurts.
Oh, yes, the past can't hurt.
But the way I see it, you kinda run from it.
Oh, learn from it.
Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is mystery.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, what the hell kind of shit was that?
All right, fucking quit pussy.
What the hell was that?
I'd buy that for this is getting boring, Lossler.
Can we just skip ahead to the part where you thrash your beer cans to try to intimidate us and make empty threats like a lining pussy?
I'm trying to finish with smiling eyes grinning face with smiling eyes grinning face with smiling eyes grinning face Shut up Shut up with the fucking goddamn emoji shit, man.
Smiling eyes, grinning face, with smiling eyes, grinning face, with smiling eyes, grinning face, with smiling eyes, shut him up, man.
Shut him the fuck up.
Serious talk shows.
Oh, man, look, no more 15 buckers, dude.
I want to get done with this shit.
I don't want to stay here this long, dude.
It's already 12 midnight.
It's bad enough that I'm here this fucking late.
I'm not even going to be able to salvage my Friday night and go to a damn bar and have a decent time for Christ's sake because I fucking wasted all my fucking time with you people.
So, I mean, give me a damn break.
Anyway, Hail Rage Quitler requested this.
All right.
And he says this is me after every episode.
I don't know what the fuck this is supposed to mean.
Hail Rage Quitler requested this.
What is this?
You fucking piece of shit.
Like I'm a fucking little pub up.
Like I'm a little brat kid.
Is that what you're fucking inferring?
Try again.
You fuck.
Look, shut up.
You know what?
Jesus Christ.
Look at this brat.
Somebody put a fucking.
Take this brat to the woodshed.
All right, that's enough of this.
That's enough.
I'm not a fucking brat.
All right, asshole.
Radio graffiti equals $15 an hour welfare.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
And hey, Hail Rage Quitler, fuck you.
All right.
I'm not acting like some stupid crying brat.
All right.
I'm just telling the truth.
Jesus Christ.
Who is this?
Oh, yeah.
Macho Taco, this sick pervert requested this.
All right.
All right, macho taco, this sick fucking pervert requested this one.
What is this?
Hold on, what?
Hold on, what is this crap?
I gotta make sure that this isn't some sick fucking perversion.
All right, I just gotta make sure this isn't some sick perversion.
All right, what is this?
Hold on, look, where?
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on.
What is this, Macho Taco?
Ghost, look, where am I?
What is this?
You're about to hear and everything will be finer than frog hair.
What the hell?
What the hell is this?
Some kind of a concert?
Sounds like some fruit pump where I'm standing.
Look at it.
Nobody's even fucking like jamming to this.
Nobody's even jamming to this shit.
is this what is this crap No, hey, nobody's even jamming to this, macho taco.
And by the way, I thought you were a Mexican.
I mean, shouldn't you be at a goddamn Tejano fucking shit or something?
I got one more for you, ghosts.
Oh, great.
I'm so fucking excited, Gino X.
I mean, shouldn't you be at like a Tejano concert where all those fucking Mexicans get on the stage and every fucking Tejano song sounds the same?
It's all that's every fucking damn fucking Tejano song that's and then you got the bass line that goes Jesus Christ.
Who else we have?
Oh, aesthetic.
Aesthetic requested this one.
I'm so excited to see what kind of fruit bowl shit this is.
All right, here it is.
Here's an aesthetics request for a damn YouTube video.
Oh, Jesus, what is this?
What the hell is this?
Oh, well, I take that back, aesthetic.
This is actually a badass video.
All right, this is the uncut version.
I would strongly advise you folks to take a look at Prodigy Smack My Bitch Up.
This is what Europe used to be like.
And this is how they made Europe docile.
All the native European countrymen, they're all docile because they had this lifestyle.
That concert made me cringe.
Here's a real one.
Also, way better than Pantera.
Yeah, fuck you.
All right.
Nobody asked you, Dark Me Magician Girl.
Didn't I tell you to get into a kitchen and get acquainted with some goddamn kitchen appliances, you dumb slut?
Anyway, check this out.
This is Smack My Bitch Up, the real video.
This is a great video, way ahead of its time.
I mean, you have to think that there was an actual film camera over the shoulder of the subject while doing all this first-person type of photography.
I mean, badass, dude.
All right, this is what Europeans used to be like.
I mean, this is why they're all being taken over by wild jehudies.
Look at it.
They're like in some, they have like one room with a bathroom.
All right.
They live in some.
Look at this.
This is your typical European lifestyle.
This was it back in the 90s.
Look at this.
This was it right here.
Look at this.
All right.
Look at this.
All right.
Let's go ahead and take a drink.
I just woke up and I need a little bit of a pep.
So why not cut some cocaine?
Now that they're all drugged up, this is what the Europeans do.
They go out in the town.
Oh, yeah, it's looking at me.
I'm European.
I like to drink.
I like to talk.
I like to party.
I like to do all the drugs.
I'm going out on the town.
That's what I'm doing.
Yes.
I am a European.
This is what I do every day.
Yes.
I mean, this is what made Europeans docile, and that's why they're being taken over by the migrants.
Because this is all they know how to do.
They're docile.
They've been pussified.
All right, this is it.
Look at this.
This is the lifestyle of the European right here.
All right, that's enough.
Stop Wasting Your Time Millennials00:07:58
I don't want to get copyright struck on this shit, but take a look at that goddamn video.
If you want to know why Europe has been flushed down the proverbial toilet, that was the life of Europe for a long time.
I mean, that was the socialist life.
Yes, look at me.
I'm from Europe and I'm European trash, but it doesn't matter because I am on socialism and we can do what we want.
We can go out, we can drink, we can walk, we can do drugs, we can do it all night long.
It's all about partying, yes, and we do this all the time, and yes.
And then they wonder why they're getting bombarded by a bunch of jehooties.
Is Trump's Weimar Republic?
We are going to join the alt-right and purge the Republican Party of all iniquity.
Fuck you, and stop donating.
Look, I'm not even joking at all.
Fuck you.
All right.
Yeah, Jesse Slaughter's fucking dead.
Listen, I'm not even joking.
Do not donate any more fucking YouTube 15 buckers, dude.
I'm tired of doing them.
I don't want to do them anymore.
I'm trying to get over.
Look, I've already been on here for three and a half fucking hours trying to get over these fucking 15 buckers, and you people keep piling them on and piling them on and piling them on for Christ's sake.
I've had enough of this shit.
Jesus Christ, man.
This next fucking YouTube video was requested by Ard Hammond.
All right, Ard Hammond requested this video.
I don't know what the hell this is supposed to be.
Go ahead and put on the PC shot.
What is this, Ard Hammond?
What is this?
Time is money.
Time slips through my hands.
That's what I was trying to say about the intellectual capital of America.
They're wasting their time.
I mean, yeah, life is a one-time offer.
Use it well.
Yes, exactly.
I mean, use it well.
15 minutes a day equals one workday every month.
How might you use this time to help you achieve your goals?
I mean, no shit.
No shit, Sherlock.
A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
Look at that.
Charles Darwin.
Well, that's the wrong guy to be quoting.
But either way, the time goes by faster than you can imagine.
Time, baby.
Don't waste your time, you numb nuts.
That's what you millennials have already done.
You've wasted your time.
Three things you cannot recover in life.
The words after it's said, the moment after it's missed, and the time after it's gone.
Stop wasting your time, millennials.
Things aren't going to happen to you.
You got to go out and make things happen.
That's what us capitalists do.
Us capitalists, we go out and we make things happen, boy.
We make things happen.
All right, take this off for Christ's sake.
That was Ard Hammond.
At least you were getting a little bit inspirational out there.
Anyway, who's the next goddamn?
Oh, this is Paid Crisis Actor.
Oh, yeah.
Paid Crisis Actor requested this damn YouTube video.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
For Christ's sake.
What is this?
Oh, you son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
And what?
What?
So you're telling us to stop wasting time by watching your show?
Hey, I'm trying to shoot pearls at you stupid people.
It's you, morons, that continuously fucking troll me, man.
I'm shooting pearls at you people.
Did you hear what Patiently Waiting said?
I think it was patiently waiting.
He said that he went to a financial advisor or whoever said it.
They said in the text of speech tonight.
They went to a financial advisor and that financial advisor said the exact same thing I did.
And this son of a bitch is getting paid to do it.
And I'm sitting here giving it to you for free.
But you fucking trolls are so stupid, you don't get it.
You don't use the information that I'm giving you for free and making your fucking life better, you stupid dumb nimrods.
I'm shooting pearls to you people.
I'm trying to spark synapses in your fucking brains.
And you people don't give a shit.
So what the hell am I supposed to do about it?
What the hell am I supposed to do about it?
Cold rooms.
Michael J. Fox and the Shakes.
I'll get to that in a second, cold rooms.
All right.
That was my old band.
All right.
My old band was Michael J. Fox and the Shakes.
And we're trying to get the band back together, but it's kind of a hard time.
All right.
Michael J. Fox and the Shakes was my band, and we're trying to get it back together.
Anyway, let me play this clip.
Hold on, before I do, let me have some more fucking beer for Christ's sake.
All right.
Let's go ahead and play paid crisis actor, paid crisis actor.
This is his video.
And you know what?
You're a real fucking Swift, paid crisis actor.
Go ahead and put it on.
Look at this.
Ah, fuck.
This is not funny, dude.
This is not funny whatsoever, dude.
I'm sorry, Gori.
I never meant to hurt you.
You fucking pieces.
I never meant to chew you down, but tonight I'm stealing all your shackles.
One more time.
You anti-Semitic bastards.
I never meant to hurt you.
I never meant to hurt you.
You anti-Semitic down.
But tonight, I'm stealing all your shackles.
You've been chosen since Moses to have this sizing curtain.
I've had enough of this shit for Christmas.
Forget that financial advisor takes a three to five percent cut in your time.
Ghost just asks for your time and respect.
I think I know which is the better deal.
Thank you, patiently waiting.
I appreciate that, dude.
I know.
These fucking people that are listening to my broadcast, they're just letting all this fucking pearl shooting that I'm shooting at them go over their head.
But hey, what am I going to do?
You can only lead a horse to water.
Isn't that the old saying?
You can't make it drink.
All right.
Who else do we got?
Dime Fat Daryl requested this.
And fuck you for disrespecting Dime Bag.
Dime Fat Daryl requested this one.
What is this?
Oh, you fucking piece of shit.
You fuck.
You'll die.
You fuck! You fuck! You fucking fuck!
You son of a bitch.
Turn this shit off.
Turn it on, you fucking fucking fucker.
Fucking shit.
Ever.
You fuck.
I was going to send this to you last stream, but I couldn't better late than never, I guess.
Oh, fuck.
And shut up in the chat room, you fucking idiot.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up in the chat room.
Shut up.
You fucking pieces of shit.
I don't want to fucking just shut up.
All of you in the chat room, just shut up.
Just shut the fuck up.
Fucking assholes, man.
Shut up, all of you that shut the fuck up.
For fuck's sake, man.
Get This Sick Perversion Off Of Here00:06:03
Who's the next goddamn video so I can fucking hurry up and leave?
Guess the minority bitch requested this one.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
I've got your bitch.
Okay?
Guess the minority bitch requested this.
What is this?
Oh my god, no.
Oh my god.
No kidding, guess the minor.
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
This is a communist right here.
Look at this.
Yeah, nice girder for a communist.
He hasn't missed a fucking meal.
Huh?
This fuckin' fat bastard hasn't missed a fuckin' meal.
Look at that.
Stupid idiot, you know that?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go Wang Chung, you stupid dumb fucking card-carrying commie.
How about that?
All right, go Wang Chung.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have?
We got Black Hat.
I'm fucking so excited to hear what the fuck this idiot requested.
Fucking Black Hat in the house.
Go ahead and see what the hell Black Hat requested.
is this crap hold on i want to make sure that this isn't some fucking sick ass disgusting you know perverted you know some i i just i don't want i don't want it to be something really freaked out That's all.
All right, here we go.
This is Black Hat's fucking request.
I don't know why he requested it, but he's a fruiter.
Go ahead.
What is this?
What?
Hey, patiently waiting.
I get where you're coming from.
Following Ghost's advice, I can afford as much paint as I damn well please.
You should take up sniffing paint like aesthetic.
All right, all right.
You fucking hate sniffing.
All right, just shut up, man.
Once again, this was requested by Black Hat.
We're here at the Krusty Cooch for the first day of the hotly anticipated new menu item.
And as you can see, it's really pumping.
That's right, Canned Coochie.
You heard it here first, folks.
Let's go talk to the restaurant owner and find out what he was thinking.
Hello, Aylan Coochie.
And what brought you to this momentous decision, sir?
Coochie.
I've been chasing that Coochie my whole life.
Can Coochie rules?
And what do you think about this, sir?
How am I supposed to compete with Can Coochie?
I just can't seem to get anybody down to the nut backing.
Of course you had to pervert a goddamn fucking cartoon because that's what you sick son of a bitch fucking trolls are good at.
You know?
You're so good at like, you know, making cartoons into a bunch of perversion.
And I hope that you're fucking happy with yourself.
Hey, wait a minute.
Another one by Black Hat?
For fuck's sake?
I just played one from Black Hat.
For fuck's sake, man.
I just played one by Black Hat.
This Cancoe crap.
I mean, good God.
What?
Fucking Black Hat.
What?
What now?
Put the PC shot on.
Hold on.
Let me make sure there's no man ass or anything like that on here.
All right.
Go ahead.
Put the PC shot on.
Black Hat requested this.
I've been looking for some hoes.
The asses and the tips.
Cocaine on my nose.
Cocaine on my dick.
What?
J-Law's average face.
And Amy Schumer's hips.
What?
And clearly I'll place you up there on that list.
She said, she's not a hoe.
How much you want this dick?
I'm not looking for a fish.
Somebody with some porn star tips.
Some itty bitties.
Some pepperoni nips.
Little saggy little baggy.
All could aisle still hit.
Your pussy smells like fish.
Do-do-do-do doo-doo-doo.
All right, get this fucking sick perversion off of here.
Only Black Hat would know shit like this.
You know that?
Only some fucking disgusting half a fucking pervert asshole like fucking Black Hat would know this and probably jams off to it while he's fanning his nuts.
Don't talk about my fucking wife again, you pieces of fucking troll shit.
All right.
Who's the next 15 bucker out here?
The dick in Dick's Tater requested this.
That's the name.
The dick in Dick's Tater requested this shit.
What is this?
I don't want the money.
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on.
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this, Mr. Meadowcore?
I don't want the money.
I want to bludgeon Andy Worski and get away with it.
I'm being told that all I have to do is show up on a certain day at a certain time, and I'm going to be locked inside of a cage with somebody who has a horrible ass whipping coming.
And I get to do whatever I want to to this man without legal consequence.
It's going to be great.
I don't want the money.
I want to cause lots and lots of bodily harm to somebody who has it coming.
I'm beating the fuck out of this piece of shit.
I Want To Bludgeon Andy Worski00:08:22
All right.
I'm going to do my damnedest to end him right there in the fucking cage.
And if the ref doesn't stop me, then guess what the fuck's going to happen?
And then I'm leaving.
Yeah, you sound really tough.
You sound really intimidating, dude.
The whole day.
Seriously, you sound very intimidating.
I've never seen it on the internet since, well, the internet itself is exactly.
Shut up, Metacore, all right?
I'm still gonna appreciate you fucking broadcasting during the time I'm broadcasting.
Get off my nuts, dude.
I'm not joking.
I mean, you know, fucking you.
Don't you broadcast in the mornings or some shit?
Now you're fucking stepping on my dick.
Go fuck yourself with that shit, man.
All right?
Alte aunt.
Weren't you just doing that?
Fuck you.
I wasn't doing anything like that.
I was making promises to people that are going to sit here and talk garbage to me on the damn internet.
I'll tell you that right.
Goddamn now.
Anyway, let's move on.
Who else?
Mind Cortex.
Mind Cortex requested this one here.
What is this?
This 15 bucker by Mind Cortex.
Hold on, what is this?
Put it on the PC shot.
the hell is this?
Battlefield 4 metal cover?
Is this metal?
Is this metal?
This sounds like that fruity ass like you know what this sounds like?
This sounds like that one song, Send the Pain Down Below.
Y'all remember that song?
It sounds like that shit.
Take it all.
You know, it's that that fucking, that isn't metal.
That sounds like that fucking, you know, send the pain down below.
You know, that's what it sounds like.
That fruity ass metal.
Send the pain below.
Send the pain real low.
Just like suffocating.
Remember that fucking shit?
Ghost equals wheelchairman Mao.
Fuck you with the wheelchair and trying to compare me to Mao.
I'm not no fucking fat fucking double chin piece of fucking herpes infested asshole.
Did you know that goddamn Mao Seitong had herpes and warts and shit?
And that the Chinese women in China would be laying themselves down waiting to be infected by the great deer leader because it was something that they would show off like, oh, I was with the Alita.
I got a herpie on my pusse.
I'm not even joking.
That's actually factual history.
That's actually factual history for Christ's sake.
I'm not even joking.
Chinese women were waiting to get infected with herpes and warts by Mao so that it can be like, I loved him long time.
Anyway, let's go ahead and what's the next damn YouTube video I got?
Fluttermark 2020.
Fluttermark 2020 requested this next YouTube 15 bucker for Christ's sake.
Oh no.
I remember this.
I remember the ghost doom game.
I remember this.
Go ahead, put it on the PC shot.
Look at this.
Jesus Christ.
Man, I'm almost done with these, man.
No more 15 buckers for fuck's sake.
I'm almost done.
I want to end the fucking show.
I want to end the fucking show, man.
Stop piling the fucking 15 buckers for fuck's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
You fucking pieces of garbage.
Give me my fucking beer.
I need some fucking more beer just to keep going.
I've been on here for three hours and 46 fucking minutes, man.
I need more beer.
For fuck's sake, man.
Dude, patiently waiting.
You could also use the money from Ghost's advice to buy my little pony merch in addition to painting.
Oh, you sick.
We call it the Huff and Klop.
We displayed it.
The Huff and Klop in the inner circle.
The Huff and Huff and clop.
Man, that better not be the real aesthetic.
I'm not even joking around.
If that's the real aesthetic, I mean, Jesus Christ, I'm losing more and more fucking respect for you by the show.
That better not be the goddamn real aesthetic.
I'll tell you that fucking right goddamn now.
The huff and clop.
Give me a fucking break.
Jesus Christ.
I'd buy that for a dog.
No!
Trying to get your fans into real metal since they all seem to like fruity punk rock.
I'm sniffing paint here.
Now you're sniffing paint, Dark Me Magician Girl.
Now you're fucking sniffing paint.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, God damn.
I'm just, I want to end this fucking show, dude.
I'm tired of this fucking show.
I thought this was going to be a fucking decent Baller Friday, for Christ's sake, you know?
I mean, I started introing the goddamn show with some goddamn substance.
You know, I was putting substance upon substance upon substance on the debating table, and then you've turned this show into the fucking shit it is right now.
All right, who requested this one again?
Fluttermark 2020 requested this one.
Fuck's sake.
Here, play it.
Play it.
Give me a freaking break.
This is the two capitalists.
This is a non-profit mod.
True capitalist radio belongs to ghost.
My little pony belongs to Hasbro.
And Doom belongs to ID Software.
Support the official release.
Blah, blah, blah.
Ultra violence.
Some of the old ultra violence.
A melting pot of friendship.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
Somebody actually did this, dude.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
Somebody actually did this, dude.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
That's how you get energy, you know, me drinking.
That's how I increase my energy by drinking?
Is that a melting pot?
That's what I'm talking about.
man.
What the hell is that?
I buy that.
When did Listerine start making pop top 10s?
That's what I'm talking about, man.
Shut up, Topher.
A melting pot of friendship.
What the hell is that?
What the fuck you think?
Punitive damages.
Punitive damages.
Can you shut that song up, your ass?
All right.
Julian Assange Is Being Tortured00:06:07
I think we've had enough of these.
People in the fucking chat room, they're laughing for fuck's sake, man.
You see this shit?
They're fucking laughing in the chat room for fuck's sake, man.
They're laughing.
I'm not somebody that's meant to be laughed at.
I'm fucking should be taken serious.
I should be taken serious as a fucking heart attack.
That's what I should be taking, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I've got more.
I've gotten fucking so many of these 15 buckers for fuck's sake, dude.
I thought the 15 bucker was going to prohibit people from fucking donating so much of these fucking YouTube videos, man.
I actually thought by raising the 12 bucker to 15 bucker, we would have a lot less of these for fuck's sake.
It seems we've gotten more.
We've gotten fucking more.
All right, this next one is called Serious Talk Shows.
Serious talk shows requested this next one here.
And hold on, I got a God.
Jesus Christ.
I got to wait for an ad here.
Serious talk shows requested this.
Oh, Christ.
No, don't tell me.
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
What the hell is this?
No.
Don't tell me this is Ron Paul.
Ron Paul.
Hello, everybody, and thank you for tuning in to the Liberty Report.
With me today is Daniel McAdams.
Daniel, good to see you.
Ron Paul!
Ron Paul!
Want to talk about a really tragic story, and that is our friend Assange is really suffering through something now.
Yeah, he is.
Three Julian Assange is right.
And I don't think the U.S. and the U.K. are trying to kill Assange.
It's ridiculous, Ron Paul.
You're just trying to promote your silly-ass YouTube video with this type of ultra-sensationalism.
For being a journalist, that's rather annoying.
If anyone...
But he was in prison there for seven years.
Oh, Jesus.
Or in the empathy for seven years out of fear of being arrested by the Swedes on probably a trumped-up charge.
And so he finally got out because he was essentially thrown out.
I can't believe this guy's still alive.
How old is Ron Paul?
The British picked him up.
All right, that's enough.
Shut up, Ron Paul.
I mean, are the U.S.-UK trying to kill Assange?
No, let me tell you what's happening.
All right.
I personally believe that the UK is torturing Assange, and we, the United States, want to extradite him to the United States, and the UK is not doing it.
The only man that could have saved America, changing it back to the gold standard, give me a fucking break.
I personally believe that the UK are torturing him because he has proof, and I'm not going to tell you how I know this.
He's got proof that the UK hated this whole fucking Russia-Trump dossier nonsense.
Because lest we forget, Christopher Steele was MI6, all right?
UK intelligence.
And his point of emphasis in the intelligence agency of the MI6, Russia, Russia.
And he, Christopher Steele, who comprised this Russian dossier, utilized Russian assets both in Russia and in the UK.
And the UK tried to help Obama and his fucking cohorts in an attempt to try to overthrow Trump.
I mean, lest we forget, George Papadopoulos was, you know, courted by a certain professor in the UK.
He was forced to go somewhere in his law firm from the, I mean, look, I don't want to go.
I don't want to go over all this shit because you people probably don't even care.
But Ron Paul is completely wrong in the fact that the United States wants to kill him.
We want to extradite him over here.
He's got a lot of information that he could tell the current administration, and the UK doesn't want to do it.
All right.
And that's why you have the new Sweden rape charges, which are now, what, fucking 12 or 13 years old?
Okay.
12 or 13 years old, for Christ's sake.
I mean, now they're bringing up the fucking rape charges again to keep him in the UK.
Okay?
And that's why the UK, I don't know if you've read the fucking reports here.
Let's go ahead and go look at the reports here.
Okay.
Julian Assange is being tortured, dude.
He's being tortured by the UK.
And I'm telling you this right now.
This is serious business and nobody gives a shit.
I mean, look at this.
Here, here, let's take a look at one that isn't a pay fucking site.
Here it is right here.
Look at this.
Here, put the PC shot on for Christ's sake.
Julian Assange shows psychological torture symptoms, according to UN expert.
Okay, of course, he's being tortured right now.
All right.
I mean, that's why we tried to expedite him.
We tried to bring him over to the United States so that he could tell all that he knows.
He could prove whether or not Russia sent him the Clinton emails.
He could prove whether or not the Podesta emails were sent by Russians.
He could prove all this.
And the U.K. refuses to send him.
And I don't know.
I don't know what's going to happen to him.
You know?
I don't know what's going to happen to him, but free Julian Assange.
He's being tortured.
And he should be here in the U.S. Because if he was here in the U.S., he wouldn't be tortured.
He could probably use his leverage of information to basically either bring down his sentence or have the court, the United States court, view his time in the embassy as time-served as it pertains to the trumped-up charges that are being put up against him.
Because what Julian Assange did was take information that was given to him and publish it.
Yo, patiently waiting, why spend your hard-earned money on the inner circle when you can join the outer circle and sniff it?
Go shove it up your ass.
Free Julian Assange Now00:05:20
All right.
Jesus Christ, what a fucking stupid britbong.
As a matter of fact, Jackler, nobody wants to fucking deal with you stupid tards.
All right.
Nobody gives a shit.
You're a fucking stupid britbong, dude.
All right.
Seriously, you fucking play video games.
I've seen your stupid fucking dumbass little live streams.
Oh, you know what?
I'm sitting here with playing video games.
Are we going to talk like this?
How are you doing, Doova, dude?
Oh, you know, I'm doing very well.
You can go over here.
You know, you don't need.
Don't fuck yourself, Jackler.
I'm serious.
I'm not even joking.
You're a fucking stupid britbong, and I don't even like you, dude.
I mean, I know you donate a lot, and I got to give you a fucking autograph and all that shit, but I don't like you, dude.
I think you're a fucking stupid waste of life.
And you're a typical Britbong that, you know, is trying to, you know, make yourself ingratiated when you're not wanted.
All right.
Anyway, let's go to Geno.
Hold on, who we have here?
Let's go to, oh, man.
I remember these guys, dude.
I remember these guys, dude.
All right.
This is fucking hilarious.
Geno X 1987.
I really appreciate you donating the 15 bucks so that we can see this because this is classic internet and these guys were literally from Australia.
So let's go ahead and take a look.
Thanks to Geno X 1987 for this one.
Go ahead and play it.
This is funny as hell.
Hey guys, I'm Jeff Bill.
Just we gave you cactus hand grab.
And now I present to you Cactus Buddy Slam.
This is, look at this.
This is pure stupidity.
Look at this.
Oh, right into a cactus.
Right into a cactus.
Help me now.
I can't do a cactus, dude.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
He's squealing like a pig, boy.
He's squealing like a pig, boy.
Oh, I'm going to sleep.
I'm going to sleep.
I'm going to sleep.
Oh, man.
Oh my god!
They're all like this!
Ahhhh!
Oh Jesus!
It went straight through the Hammond thing!
It didn't even help.
See that one there on the butt?
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my.
Oh, shit.
No, no, no.
I said I'd do it, so I did it.
There you go.
Oh my god.
Now that is classic old school internet, dude.
Classic old school internet.
And believe it or not, those dudes were doing this on YouTube before YouTube was even paying for YouTube videos.
It's a shame that they really didn't capitalize on these stunts in my personal view.
It's a real shame.
I'm not even joking.
It's a real damn shame, dude.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to Me Magician Girl's request over here.
Here's Me Magician Girl.
Hold on, hold on just a second.
Hold on, hold on.
I messed up.
Hold on.
My bad.
Here.
Oh, wait a minute.
Now here's Dark Me Magician Girl.
Fuck you.
All right.
I'm about to play your stupid fucking shit here.
All right.
And it's Megadeth.
Now, luckily, Dark Me Magician Girl, I'm not a Megadeth fan, but you requested the only goddamn Megadeth song that's worth a shit.
All right?
So I'll give you that.
All right.
I'll give you a little bit of that.
All right.
Let's go ahead and play it.
You take a mortal man.
and put him in control DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA Watch him make a- Alright, it's- As a matter of fact, I don't want to play the rest of this because it doesn't have the original guitarist that wrote the riff of this song.
Marty Freeman wrote the original riff of this song.
This concert was a 2005 Argentino Buenos Aires concert, and there's no Marty Freeman in there.
All right.
So, you know, that's who created that badass riff, that da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Anyway, let's move on.
Dark Me Magician Girl, the only song from Megadeth that I like.
And you picked it.
And yeah, that's some, it's decent metal.
I wouldn't call it full-fledged metal, okay?
Here's Knight of the Long Knives.
Knight of the Long Knives requested this one here.
What is this?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
That's Who Created That Badass Riff00:15:03
What is this mean bullshit?
What is this?
Put it on the PC shot.
What is this?
What the fuck?
I hate this all right feeling.
Jesus Christ.
Harry Trump's serious strike.
The only member.
Get the fuck out of here.
I mean, are you shitting me?
The missile hits a plane.
You people are idiots.
You don't even know the first thing of foreign policy.
You know that?
You don't even know the first thing of international relations.
And the boomers cheering on.
The boomers cheering.
All right, that's enough.
All right, that's enough.
Look, I want to tell you young people something, okay?
I mean, just because we're going to have to go to war with Iran and we have to confront these people in a military capacity, it doesn't mean that you dumb young people can piss and moan and blame boomers for this, blame boomers for that.
You fucking people need to shut the fuck up.
If we go into war, shut up.
Stop complaining like a bunch of bitches and fight for your country.
You fucking soy boys.
Stop fucking bitching.
Get on the front line and fight for your country, you fucking piece of shit.
I'm tired of you people bitching and moaning for Christ's sake.
Stop fucking bitching and fight for your fucking country and shut the fuck up.
Fucking first-grade bitches, man.
Tired of fucking.
No, I don't want you.
You're a boomerang.
Shut up and get on the front line and fight for your fucking country and stop being a bitch about it.
Jesus Christ.
Who else are we?
Nefara.
Nefara822 requested this one here.
Nafara.
What is this, Nefara?
What is this?
Ah, jeez.
Are you fucking kidding me?
You requested this?
Dude, I saw you.
It was insane.
And that chick was all over you, dude.
Oh, my God.
I know.
Dude, check out those chicks.
Look at these fucking neckbeards.
Look at this.
Good.
Is that Stacey Bergeson?
Jesus Christ.
Wash your face.
You've been waiting all your life for this.
You think so?
Yes.
Go for it.
Yeah, I feel like.
Wish me luck, guys.
What the hell is this?
Are we gonna go there?
Yeah, that's a horrible jump cut, by the way.
Hey, Stacey.
Do you want to go out?
What the fuck is this?
Yeah, no kidding.
They're laughing at you.
Look at your hair.
Look at your fat little face.
I mean, Jesus Christ, dude.
What the hell is this supposed to be?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I mean, I'm wasting my time on a bunch of neckbeards being rejected.
Leave it already!
Oh, my God.
It doesn't matter what comes with Frisco's daughter.
Come on!
This is an in-cells dream.
All right.
All right.
Shut this shit up for Christ's sake.
This is an in-cell stream.
Goats are us.
Dude, stop.
I'm almost done with this shit.
I'm almost done.
Stop donating the fucking 15 buckers, dude.
I'm not joking.
I'm almost done.
Oh, Christ.
All right.
Go ahead.
Fucking, what is what's the next one so we can hurry up?
Ghost daughter reveal.
Who the fuck?
Who the fuck requested this?
Ghost daughter reveal requested this shit.
Ghost's daughter reveal.
Who the fuck is this?
Who is this?
Who is this?
Like when someone smells particularly bad and everyone knows it, but no one's, you know, everyone's being polite about it and my interest is not polite about it.
What?
What?
Her pussy smells?
Is that what she said?
When I'm in a public loo and I can, I will shout, I can hear you shitting.
Which is very embarrassing for everyone involved.
Ah, Jesus.
Is this some Twitch whore?
The only advice I could give you is know your market.
All right, look, I don't want to fucking hear some dumb stupid Twitch whore.
I fucking hate Twitch, dude.
I mean, Twitch has the same MO.
I mean, I'm fucking hating.
Whoever has been impersonating me can fuck off.
I don't discuss sniffing paint or clapping with the inner circle.
I huff and clap in private while listening to ghosts.
You see, goddammit, aesthetic!
That better not be really you, dude.
That better not be really you.
I mean, seriously, I'm tired of the fucking Twitch whores.
All right?
I mean, just look at her talking.
Oh, put her back on the PC shop.
Look at her talking and look at how self-important she thinks she is.
All right.
Maybe that's business advice for certain lens of work, but go fuck yourself, you dumb broad.
You're like a four on a rate to one to ten, and you're trying to make yourself out to be an 11.
What a stupid fish and chips, eating, tea, drinking, stupid, limey slut bag.
I'm not even joking around.
Was that who requested that?
Oh, yeah, Ghost's daughter reveal.
That's right.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's move on.
I'm almost done with these 15 buckers.
Thank God.
All right, here it is.
This is Captain Hook.
Captain Hook requested this one here.
What the hell is this, Captain?
Black man angry at Subway.
Are you fucking kidding me?
What is this, Captain Hook?
What is this?
Obviously, an overweight black man.
What is he pissed off?
Because what?
Hey, man, this sick is again, man.
I went inside Subway because they said you can get it your way.
You can get any kind of subway you want.
You can build your own subway.
I said, fine, I'm going to build my own subway.
The damn man at the count of gonna tell me you can't have all that in your sub.
You can only have four different kind of ingredients inside your sub.
Then how the fuck is it Subway then, nigga?
How the hell is it Subway?
Nothing like your damn subway.
Nothing like one of our urban brethren thinking that he's funny because all he can do is curse.
And man, why the motherfucker gonna try to do this shit, man?
They say I can have it my way.
I can only do motherfucking four different items on my sandwich.
What the fuck, y'all name?
What the fuck's wrong with you?
You know what, Subway?
Forget you, Subway.
You ain't no damn good organization any goddamn way.
Who's y'all spokesperson?
Jared?
St. Lesbian?
All right, you're not funny, dude.
You're not funny, all right?
I mean, seriously, you're not funny.
That shit may have worked back in 1993.
That shit don't work now, dude.
You fucking look like an imbecile.
All right, seriously.
Man, why the motherfucker gonna be over here?
You have it your way, man.
You're motherfucking see.
That shit doesn't work anymore, dude.
All right.
It got played out with Deaf Comedy Jam back in the early 90s.
All right.
It doesn't work.
Saying a fucker is shit and like, come on, man, and all that crap.
That ain't comedy anymore, dude.
That ain't comedy anymore.
Anyway, let me go ahead and what is this?
Dark meme magician girl again.
All right.
And she says this is real metal again.
What is real metal?
What is what is real metal?
This is real metal.
Hold on.
Put it on the PC shot.
According to Dark Meme magician He'd ruin the nation enough that Trump needs to fix it He'd hate your globalist guts Shut up All right.
Shut the fuck up.
You don't know what the hell is happening when it comes to foreign and domestic policy.
So shut the fuck up, St. Dio Brando.
Whatever the hell that's supposed to fucking mean.
All right.
Last fucking 15 bucker is by Goats R Us.
And hey, by the way, Dark Me Magician Girl, that ain't fucking metal.
That's pussy shit.
Anyway, this next one is by Goats R Us.
Let's go ahead and see what he requested up in here.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What the fuck?
What is this shit?
Undertale Voor?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Some fucking moron drawing some stupid bullshit.
Are you fucking, are you kidding me, dude?
Are you kidding me?
Goats R Us?
Are you shitting me?
You actually requested this dumb fucking stupid shit?
Are you kidding me?
Oh, you know what?
This is so much major cringe.
I don't even know what the fuck to say for Christ's sake.
But this is the internet, dude.
This is the internet.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
All right.
I'm done with the 15 buckers.
Thank God I'm done.
Thank God.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
I gotta take a break for heaven's sake, man.
All right.
I gotta take a break.
I've been on here for four hours and 12 minutes for Christ's sake, man.
Been dealing with nothing but a bunch of troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
All right.
So instead of playing music, I'm going to show something to you people that you need to learn from.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I'm going to try to show you something that you fucking sons of bitches need to learn from, boy.
I buy that first.
Yeah, shut up, catheter break.
All right.
Shut your ass up, catheter.
I got your fucking catheter break, you idiot.
All right?
Let me tell you what I'm going to do.
Since everybody likes this butt plug guy, this fucking what?
I've decided to take aesthetic up on his offer to send me Ristoleum and an MLP plushie with a bunch of people.
What the fuck?
I'll be trying to huff and clap too.
All right, shut up, all right?
I want you all to see a Fox News segment with Pete Buttplug's brother coming out and saying that Pete Buttplug is absolutely lying about his life's narrative.
All right, this is coming out of Pete Buttplug.
You know, the guy that's running for president that was only a mayor of a shit Indiana City, and now he thinks because, oh, I'm gay.
And if I run on the gay ticket, they'll elect me because I'm Pete Buttplug.
I've got butt in my name and I love butts.
I love butts.
I like butts.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to leave you here with the Ingram, or what was it, the angle, whatever, Ingram angle, whatever the hell it's called, with Pete Buttplug's brother, listen and learn.
All right, I'm going to take a break.
All right.
I got to go drain the main vein.
I got to go drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
So I'm going to play this while I'm gone.
Let's go ahead and put the PC shot.
Don't go anywhere.
I'll be right back.
And I fucking guess.
You know what?
I'll think about it while I'm draining the main vein on whether or not I'm going to be doing any shout outs or radio graffiti.
I'll think about it.
Put the shit on.
Listen and learn.
Listen and learn.
Listen and learn about Pete Buttplug.
That teaches love.
The reason that being married to Chastin has made me a better person and made me feel closer to God is that it has been that experience of caring about someone else more than you do for yourself.
This is the day Ghost finally stopped being the underground and started being mainstream.
Well, and Chastin's a lot of people.
He bowed to his new masters at Fox.
Scraped on the campaign trail and as such has been the subject of multiple glowing profiles.
One particular piece in the Washington Post described a childhood marked by intense poverty and an intolerant family that turned their back on him because of his wife's died by that time.
Tonight, Chaston's brother says these stories have been spun for political advantage by Pete Buttigieg and are hurting his family.
Since the Washington Post article came out, the family has been subjected, he says, to hateful messages by email, social media, and text.
One suggesting that, well, my next guest kill himself.
Here now exclusively for Pastor Ryan Glesman, brother of Chastin Buttigeg.
Ryan, thank you for being here.
My first question is, has your family ever had an issue with your brother and his husband, his lifestyle?
Well, before I answer, Laura, I just want to say thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to come on here.
It's a privilege and an honor to be on such a great show.
But to answer your question, absolutely not.
That is just, it couldn't be further from the truth.
There has absolutely never been any amount of shunning him from the family.
I love my brother dearly.
I want the best for him.
I want the best for Pete.
And this story, this narrative of the family charging the family just couldn't be further from the truth.
Why would he make this up?
The way I see it, Laura, is in such a competitive, a very large Democratic field of candidates, you need to have a story.
And, you know, I'm not going to cut down a mayor's role.
I think a mayor's role is very important.
But at the end of the day, if you only have the mayor role and you're going to the next, the highest office in the country, you need to have a different story.
And that's, and unfortunately, we became victim to that, our family, of having this rags to riches story be brought up about my brother's childhood in the past to gain political points in the polls the way I see it.
Now, I'm sensitive to this issue of family coming out and commenting on other family members.
I mean, why don't you just pick up the phone and talk to either Pete or your brother-in-law?
Why come on this show?
I mean, we're glad you're on the show, but I don't understand.
Why don't you just pick up the phone?
To be honest with you, I didn't sign up for this.
The only reason I'm here is for the truth to prevail.
If it was that easy, that would have already been done.
These communications.
All right.
I'm back.
I'm back over here.
Go ahead, dude.
That's enough.
That's enough.
And by the way, Laura Ingram, why are you even asking?
Like, why aren't you just, you know, pick up the phone?
Why don't you just do this?
You fucking stupid, dumb cunt.
All right.
He can't.
All right.
He's a pastor, and Pete Buttplug over here is openly admitting that he's gay.
Okay.
So, you know, oh, you know, why don't you go ahead and pick up the phone?
And why don't you call him?
Let Me Go Ahead And Smoke This00:02:33
Took you long enough to drain your one-inch cocktail ween.
Fuck you, you asshole.
All right.
Let me tell you something right now.
I mean, my schlong is so big, it would go up your mother's snatch pipe and come out of her mouth.
So don't sit here and talk garbage.
All right.
Anyway, before I get to everything else, it's about time.
I've been on here for four hours and 17 minutes.
All right.
I think it's about time for me to break open once again the devil's lettuce, Milwacky Tabaki, the reefer, the grass, the marijuana, the poo smoke.
Let me go ahead and get this.
Man, I'm almost out, dude.
I got to call the Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner, man.
Tell him I need some more tetrahydrocannabinol, baby.
All right, here, let me go ahead and here.
Listen, listen, I'm breaking off.
I'm breaking it off.
Breaking.
See, you see, that's bud, baby.
It's a big, nice ass bud.
Lots of crystals in it, baby.
It's great, great stuff.
All right, let me pack this bowl.
What?
So small a gynecologist can't find it.
Yeah, you, whatever, dark me magician girl.
I know you.
All right.
You're right now looking for large pieces of furniture to shove up your Vijay J because you're in complete awe, in complete fucking awe at the manly dominance that I'm throwing around this internet like it ain't shit.
And that's why you just can't get enough of me, can you, huh?
I don't blame you.
I have that effect on women.
I have that effect on women.
I don't understand what it is.
All right, but man, women, as soon as I come across them, they excuse themselves to the bathroom, and all you can hear from like the walls is something like this.
I mean, that's all I'm not, I'm not even kidding.
Anyway, let me go ahead and smoke this.
All right.
Let me smoke this tetrahydrocannabinol, the devil's lettuce, the reefer, the grass, the poo smoke.
You gotta hold it in and let it hit the brain, dude.
Oh, shit.
I'd buy that for a...
Give Me Another Fucking Tissue00:05:50
No!
Duck, Oh, shit, dude.
I'm sorry.
Every time I take that first hit of tetrahydrocannabinol, the freaking mucus starts just, you know, coming out the orifices for Christ's sake.
I need another tissue.
Give me another fucking tissue, dude.
All right.
All right, here we go.
Sorry, folks.
I'm sorry.
All right.
Hey, it's four hours and 20 minutes into the show.
That means I need to do it again.
It's four hours and 20 minutes into the show.
Let's take one more hit.
Great, dude.
Shit.
Oh, shit, I just fucking, oh, man.
I just sprayed saliva all over my 49-inch fucking screen, man.
I was coughing.
I got my 49-inch ultra-wide screen all fucked up, man.
Fuck!
I lied.
One more because I love you.
Oh, hold on.
Hold on, Gino.
I mean, man, how do I clean this fucking screen without fucking it up, dude?
Now I'm really concerned about this.
How do I clean this fucking screen, man?
This is a fucking ultra-wide 49-inch screen.
How the hell do I clean this?
Does anybody have any idea?
Anybody?
Anybody in the fucking chat room for Christ's sake?
Windex?
Fuck off.
I'm not going to use Windex on a goddamn fucking computer screen.
I mean, Siri, with your man juices?
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
With a microfiber cloth?
Where the hell do you get those?
Dark Me Magician, girl.
To skip Gino and get to RG, please.
Skip Gino and get to RG.
Jesus Christ.
I gotta go to Gino's.
What are you talking about, dude?
All right, look, I'll do Gino's right now and we'll fucking get to shit.
All right, all right.
Shut up.
All right, here.
Just I appreciate that dark meme magician girl, even though you've been fucking dogging me all fucking night.
And every fucking night for that matter.
I don't know why did I do to you?
Hold on, what is this?
What is this shit?
Here, Gino X1987 requested this.
What is this shit?
Hold on.
Let me put this down.
It sounds like it's really loud Hold on what?
What?
What was that?
Will Walsh.
Hail.
What did he say?
Hail screen slime.
Man, fuck you, asshole.
Let's do this Ghostbusters.
Which is why we have this!
I hate fucking quills!
I can't have an opinion!
Jesus Christ.
I mean, is that for real?
Was that fucking for real for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, good lord.
All right, we get it.
Jesus Christ.
All right, we get it.
All right.
Wipe it with your diaper.
Dude, I don't want to fuck up my screen.
And listen, I don't wear diapers, okay?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I do it because I love you and your community less than three.
Yeah, are you sure?
Are you sure?
You sure about that?
Let me have my beer for Christ's sake.
I'm going to take one more hit.
I'm going to take one more hit from the smoke and then we're going to move on, dude.
I just, I need some me time, dude.
And by the way, I can't believe it's already four hours and 24 minutes, dude.
It's just fucking like that.
Where did the fuck did the time go?
Where the fuck does the time go?
Give me my drink.
All right.
One more smoke, and then we're moving on, all right?
Then we're moving on.
Big one, dude.
All right.
All right.
Just fucking one more.
I can't help it.
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm sorry.
Look, you all have been fucking with me all night.
I'm doing me right now.
So one fucking more, all right?
One more.
After getting the munchies, Ghost decided to indulge in his vor fetish and invited the engineer to sit on his lap as he opened his big red maw and laid his head on his hot, sticky tongue.
That feels better.
His eyes closed and he swallowed, finally realizing, shut up, dude.
Aren't you the asshole that donated the 15 bucker that watched that fucking undertale vor animation drawing bullshit?
Go shove it up.
You're a sick puppy, dude.
You shouldn't even be here.
You should be fucking, you know, you know, some fucking weird ass forum on 4chan or some shit.
Should be a beat.
You're probably a B-tard.
After Getting The Munchies00:11:09
Give me my drink.
All right.
Just one more hit.
I'm sorry, dude.
Hey, don't fucking judge me, dude.
Don't fucking judge me.
Give me my fucking drink.
Just one more smoke, dude.
Look, I'm going to cash the bowl.
I'm going to cash the bowl right now.
All right?
Cast it, dude.
Just cast it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, dude.
Oh, fuck you.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I'm talking about, dude.
We got to hold it in and let it hit the brain, you know.
Oh.
Man, I'm telling you.
Look, I'm not trying to, you know, condone you going out.
I'm not trying to tell you to go out and drink or smoke.
But in my opinion, there's not a better feeling in the world than being buzzed on some booze.
And then, you know, you smoke a little bit of some tetrahydrocannebanol, baby.
You know what I mean?
Excuse me, all right?
Anyway, let me go ahead.
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm having a good time.
All right.
I'm doing me now.
I did you for four hours and 27 minutes.
I'm doing me now.
All right.
I'm doing me.
All right.
Let's go ahead.
And what?
Oh, it's Lucifer.
Happy Baller Friday.
Is your favorite or typically ordered Chick-fil-A menu item?
Oh, that's a very good question.
What's my favorite typically ordered Chick-fil-A menu item?
I'm going to be honest with you, okay?
Whenever I go, like, I'm a pretty big dude, okay?
So I eat a lot because it takes a lot of energy for, you know, I expend a lot of energy.
I'm a businessman.
I'm here.
I'm there.
I got to do this and that.
Wait a minute.
Anyway, I literally get this amount.
I usually get a chicken sandwich, regular chicken sandwich, with the, you know, upsized waffle fries and a Coke.
And I usually get three boxes of.
Mrs. Ghost usually orders this for me, but it's like three boxes of chicken nuggets.
You know, like, I think they've got like 12 or some shit in them.
Some shit like that.
And that's typically what I eat.
That's typically what I eat in one sitting when it comes to Chick-fil-A.
All right.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not a fucking hambone asshole.
I'm just a big fucking dude, man.
All right.
I'm a big goddamn dude for Christ's sake, man.
That's what I do.
Hey, what's wrong with that, dude?
Now I'm a fat ass because I have a chicken sandwich with some waffle fries, a Coke, and three boxes of like 12 fucking chicken.
The chicken nuggets are little pieces of shit.
Have y'all ever had chicken nuggets at fucking Chick-fil-A?
I mean, they're like little, like, deer turds.
They're not even that fucking big, dude.
All right.
You know, that's enough.
All right.
I got one.
I just got a 15 bucker.
I don't know what the hell.
Who is this?
Zover Mad Zover Maniac.
Zover Maniac requested this.
Let's go ahead and put the PC shot for Zover Maniac's request here.
What is this?
A lesson learned in life known from the dawn of time.
Oh, no.
A fucking jazz man?
I am not joking.
Like John McCain, what is with you Republican Vietnam vets abusing their wives?
Oppressing.
That's a false indictment.
I don't abuse my wife.
Shut up.
First of all, I don't abuse my wife, and I don't appreciate you fucking making those assumptions about Vietnam veterans either.
Saint Dio Brando?
Probably not even American.
You sound like you're from some fucking shithole like fucking Guadalajara.
All right, look, let me hear the rest of this.
You, you want in to get into my skin and call yourself a friend.
I got more friends like you.
Are you kidding me?
This is a fucking bastardization of the song walk by Pantera.
Are you fucking joking?
Those same friends tell me your every lie.
Oh my god.
Is there no standard anymore?
What it says, who I am, where I be.
This is fucking easy to be bubbled by persistence.
One step black you gotta me.
I want to make sure that you're gonna be a bad person.
How are you gonna say the chorus, asshole?
are you gonna do the chorus?
Hurry up and say the chorus, you fruit bowl!
Walk away from me.
What it takes to our house.
Walk away from me.
What?
Where I be and belong.
Can't we see we're easy to be bubbled by persistence?
All right, well, you know what?
Jesus Christ, dude.
I mean, that was one of, that was a live band.
That was live jazz.
That fucking shit was horrible, man.
Horrible.
No wonder your wheelchair is constantly buckling.
What?
Because I get a fucking chicken sandwich and three boxes of 12 nuggets from fucking goddamn Chick-fil-A.
I'm a fat ass and shit.
But the interactive.
What the fuck does that mean?
What the fuck does that mean?
What the hell are you trying to insinuate with that comment?
Little fucking snide-ass comment, for Christ's sake.
The fuck are you trying to do?
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to some goddamn.
Hold on, do we have any chat room shout-outs?
Or you know what?
Better yet, Engineer.
Should I do chat room shout outs?
All right.
Luckily, the engineer has some kind of heart for you, idiots, because he apparently has convinced me to do chat room shout-outs.
So, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to chat room shout-outs.
Right now!
All right, who do we have here?
Underground Revolution, Ghost Macab, Bill O'Reilly, the meme magician, Captain Hook, what's up, man?
Odd Eyes Magician, Colonel Transisco from Steel Brigade.
We've got a calm down.
Don't spam the shit out of this damn shit.
Hold on.
You should end the show forever instead.
Yeah, fuck you.
All right, asshole.
And don't tempt me, dude.
You're going to get a lot of pissed off people in the chat room if you try to throw me off and try to piss me off.
Anyway, Khabib Naragamov, Caught Dat.
We've got Anthony J, Bond Dayton, Hamster Rides.
I'm glad that you're going back to your dot waves, you fucking mouthy piece of crap.
CSX Railfan 2, the rookie, Oliver Coswell, Quatzel Cotel, Tim McCrab.
I don't know.
Is that the real aesthetic?
Aesthetics in here.
Stone Mang Sam, Tracker 210 Plays, Nefara822, Dark Me Magician Girl.
There she is.
Black Frost, Dorito Burrito, Charles Sheed, Spermy the Baguette.
Spermy the Baguette.
Here's something to listen to while you puff that Magic Dragon, my man.
Oh, wow.
I would appreciate it if you listened to the whole thing.
Well, no, this is a first here.
This is a first during, you know, chat room shout-out history.
Now I'm going to have to pause chat room shout-out because the interactivity, fucking $15 to obligate me to another damn YouTube video.
And I hope it's a decent one, too.
I hope it isn't some, you know, some sick perverted thing.
But I mean, you were being nice to me in the text-to-speech.
So I hate to tell you guys this in the chat room.
We're going to have to pause chat room shout-outs so that we can watch this video.
Give me a damn, give me a drink.
We're going to watch this video by Blucifer.
Blucifer requested this one.
Hold on, what is this?
What is this, Blucifer?
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on.
Put it on the PC, Sean.
What is this here?
What is this?
Uh-huh.
Zamunda.
Isn't that a country?
Zamunda?
Didn't they make a movie about Zamunda?
Come on, let's hear your reggae.
Let's see what you got, dude.
I just want to smoke.
I just want to smoke.
You know what I'm saying man, I've got a blood clot I just want smoke I just want smoke Yeah, this ain't too bad.
This ain't too bad, baby.
Not too bad, dude.
This isn't bad.
This isn't bad.
I don't know where this old white dude came from, but that's not too bad, dude.
Props to Blucifer.
I'm glad that we listened to that because that was, look, I'm a big reggae fan.
You see, you people in the chat room, I mean, I just don't understand when I tell you I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I'm a very cultured man.
I'm a very cultured man, dude.
And I appreciate reggae.
And I'm not just talking about Bob Marley.
I'm talking about Dance Hall.
Are y'all familiar with Dance Hall from Jamaica?
That kind of style of reggae?
No, I'm sure you don't.
Because I am a cultured man.
All right?
I like that.
I like reggae.
I like Dance Hall.
All right.
All right.
One of my favorite Dance Hall songs is Murder Serode.
Murder Serode.
Murder Serode.
Hello Bon Top.
El Horn Top.
Elfer, Matt.
I mean, I like that shit, man.
I like that shit.
Yes, Sean Paul.
Sean Paul's a good day.
I'm still in love with you, boy.
I'm still in love with you, boy.
And then Amanda, that's a man knows how much I've been.
I'm Mike Thalk.
I mean, that's some good music, dude.
Continue With The Chat Room Shout Outs00:14:33
Anyway, let me take a swig of this and we'll continue.
Thank you very much, Blucifer.
We're going to go ahead and continue with the chat room shout outs.
Let me just hold on.
Did I already?
Did I already fuck some shit up?
All right, good.
No, I didn't.
All right, let me go ahead and take a swig of this.
And we're getting back to chat room shout-outs right now.
Who do we have here?
We got VC445ICUP.
Stupid idiot.
WTXN Games Forum 40.
Germit the Pansexual Frog.
Hey, Germit, you can donate a three-bucker either this show or the troll show.
I'll remember German.
I'm just not going to go to a link that isn't YouTube.
So just FYI, you know, you know what it is.
Anyway, Topher USMC.
I think I've already said, did I say Adai's Magistrate?
I think I already said Odyssey.
You're lucky that we took a pause.
I'm going to re-say him if you happen to be there because, you know, somebody donated a 15-bucker, man.
Jesus Christ, now you're making me belch.
The great code Horleo, Victorano Alkid, Alcazar Sr., Spermy, the fucking, get Spermi's ass out of here.
We've got Nah1A, no one ah, whatever that means.
Blucifer, what's going on?
Budget Gamer Big Steve, Edgar Crimson, Lizard G. Pudis, Fat Albin, and the Wheelchair Kids.
Fucking fuck you.
Kick that asshole out of here.
Kick him, fuck out of here.
I'm not in.
Kick him out.
Fucking kick him the fuck out of here.
We've got Waltman 13, The American Dream, Franz Gans, or Franz Grans, whatever that means.
X Dang93, Kamunga Strikes, Olive Yaksloff, Big Hefe, a friendly medic, The Whore Master.
Oh, yes, I am the whoremaster.
Yes.
Holding Capitalist, what's up, man?
James Taft.
Hey, calm down, dude.
Calm down with the damn fucking spamming.
All right, stop the spamming.
We got Don Spew, Pinche Fatisma Rezista.
Fuck you.
I'm not a racist, you piece of fucking shit.
Squidboy23.
And what?
There's German the Gay Frog.
Wait, how many of you fucking people are here?
How many Germits are here?
Spermy the Hanzo.
Oh, great.
Jeeper in the house.
Lightning Note.
That son of a bitch.
Mind Cortex.
Ghostbusters.
Spermy's ass.
Rayco777.
Night Prowler.
Sparky Sap.
Nondescript.
Spermy the Horse asshole.
Are you serious?
KKL, Snake 2, The Surge, Rare Bastard.
Nefarious.
Hey, what's up, Nefarious Axe, dude?
Long time no see, man.
Cut myself laughing, Ghosty the Cat.
Frank Zappa in the house.
What's going on to Frank Zappa?
And there's Black Hat.
Yeah, real funny.
Watcher in the Dark 6-9.
Spermy the Bird.
Drill Master.
Thomas Rail.
Bob Tom.
Ghost the Falcon Fac.
Shut up, asshole.
All right.
We got Holy Stars, based Hillary Voter.
Yeah, real funny.
Liverpool will win the Champions League.
Bandito Bala.
Hold on.
God damn it.
Bandito Balamerchant.
We got Ghosty the Cat, Quetzel Quartel again.
You're lucky because we had to do a pause there.
For the Shekels, I'm a little whore.
Fuck you, you asshole.
All right.
Shut up.
Hey, aesthetic, thanks for reaching out to me.
What?
I prefer Sherwin Williams Premium Spray Paint.
For the dildo is an alien Omega Schlung compatible with the trans Applejack model.
Should I send my apple?
Dude, are you fucking kidding me, man?
Dude, this is, this is, you know, I don't know if this is a troll or what.
This is going way out of proportions, dude.
This is getting blown out way out of proportions.
And I don't think this is funny anymore.
I don't think, I never thought it was funny.
I never fucking thought it was funny.
All right.
Where am I?
Keem Scarce, Dark Blame 257, Spermy the fucking fish.
Sean Rushford, Riley Welch the Swagger, Blucifer again, Smirky, Spy, Anarcho-Canadian, Blake, Caffeine Guru, Fordopeso, Soy Pendejo.
Yeah, stupid asshole.
Tora Noba, DJ Zag, Moonman for whatever, asshole.
Ghost is Unhappy Wheels, Ard Hammond, King Fata, Spermy Zap.
I already said Spermy's ass.
Mojo, Coaster 1506, Dyer Griffin.
What's up, Captain Hook?
Tijuana Genius.
Thank you for bringing in some kind of common sense into the Texas speech there for today, man.
Who else we have?
We got Crossover Maniac, Bobo, Spermy, the Sperm Cell.
I hate those fucking crotch rocket fucking sons of bitches that go through private neighborhoods and fucking pop wheelies and shit, man.
I'm telling you, that pisses me the fuck off.
Fucking crotch rocket little fruit.
Sorry about that, folks.
Anyway, Duff Guy, who else?
We have LeVon Media, Burgundy Sauce, Helm Wall, The American.
I've already said the American Dream, a Smart Ave, Mr. BN King.
What's going on to Mr. BN King in the house?
What else we got here?
We got Widow Killer, real funny asshole.
We've got, I think I already said all these private parts, Sneakiest Chameleon.
And hey, Sneakiest Chameleon.
You're the asshole that does all the fucking remixes from back in the day, for Christ's sake, man, that are now being used for fucking radio graffiti and trolling.
Thanks a lot, all right?
Gyro Pyro, Christopher Bass.
Who the hell else do we have out here?
We got, I've already said all these Changuru or 07, not 007, Al's Toybin.
What the hell does that mean?
The Scatman Joe, there's D1 Annan.
I soy old me wheel share.
Oh, fucking fuck you.
All right, I remember you.
Willem O'Wolf, Tic-Tac, High, Aesthetic.
I don't know who that is, aesthetic.
I don't know if that's really you, dude.
I'm telling you, that's some sick shit.
If it is, we gotta have a talk or something.
I don't know what's going on, dude.
Farage Smile putting the baby in boomers since 2000.
What the fuck does that mean?
What the fuck does that mean?
We got Willie McGoesterson, Space Ghost, Alter, Scoot TM.
There's Will Waltz for Christ's sake.
All right.
Spermy, the consequences will never be the same.
That's a fucking name.
Weed today, crack tomorrow.
All right, that's it.
I've had enough.
All right.
Let me get some more beer, and I guess we'll get to the next part of the broadcast.
It's four hours and almost 45 minutes into the broadcast, baby.
All right.
Let me get my.
Hold on.
I have a little bit of like swill left over the glasses.
And it's time to get to some more beer.
More beer, baby.
You know what time it is.
Art Hammond.
Hey, distilling, do you ship Bear Latex Primer?
I'd like that.
Do I need to reach out to Aesthetic for the Huff and Clop companion pairing list?
Oh my God.
Dude, this is not.
This is not fucking funny, dude.
This is not funny.
I don't know if this is a troll.
I don't know if y'all are serious.
Now y'all are calling out fucking paint by name and brand and fucking serial number and all that other shit.
Jesus Christ.
And now you got Art Hammond involved in this shit.
You got Art Hammond now?
The guy who texted speech, what was it?
I think on Monday that he was watching ball torture or some fucking shit like that.
Let me give you a break, man.
Jesus Christ.
All right, folks.
I guess it's about that time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call right now at 515-604-9052.
And once the operator bitch starts talking, all you got to do is push in that code 844-286 and the pound key or hashtag key, whatever the fuck you know it is.
And with that being said, you will be in queue to participate in Radio Graffiti.
And when I call on your area code or your name or whatever it is, you have exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
All right.
Now, do we have Radio Graffiti calls, Engineer?
All right.
Without any further ado, hold on.
Let me just put a couple of flakes in this fucking weed, dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Listen.
I've been on here a long time.
I had one fucking break.
All right.
I mean, ain't nobody doing this.
Ain't nobody broadcasting like this.
And you know what?
I want to say something else.
You people that try to say, well, Ghost, you know, there's this fucking gamer and he sits there for 10 to 12 hours a day and he does like 12 hour streams and he's fucking he's sitting on his ass playing a video game.
All right.
Here, I'm just I'm putting a couple of flakes on the on the pipe.
I'm sorry, folks.
He's playing a fucking video game.
I'm sitting over here giving you fucking high energy all the time that I'm on this broadcast, baby.
High fucking energy.
There ain't no goddamn, you know, over here, you know, any kind of little fucking big lapses in dead air and shit.
I'm saying, that's what I'm saying.
That's why I had to take the day off last Saturday for the Saturday Night Troll show.
And by the way, I guess there'll be a Saturday Night Troll show tomorrow at 9 p.m.
Remember, 9 p.m. Central Standard Time or 9 p.m.-ish.
I don't know why, but you fucking people, you know, I don't know.
We have a weird relationship.
I'm just saying.
But anyway, let me just smoke and we can get on with this shit.
I think Mrs. Ghost is in the kitchen, man.
You know, that's what I'm telling you, dude.
You know, you all got to get a woman and, you know, you got to get a woman that knows her place.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not joking.
Look, you know, hey, steak.
I want a steak.
You see what I'm saying?
She probably, she heard it, and she's going to, you know, she's going to hook it up now.
See what I'm saying?
Anyway, let me...
Hold on.
What the hell is this?
Hold on.
What is this?
Hey, aesthetic.
I am not interested in any brony plushies.
Distilling, do you ship Varathane gelstain?
I prefer history or otherwise.
This is not fucking funny, dude.
This is not this paint shit.
This is not fucking funny, man.
This is not funny.
This is absolutely not funny.
And I would like for this troll to stop because it's starting to concern me that you morons are out here actually huffing paint because you're a bunch of fucking tards.
You know, I mean, I'm not joking.
I think some of you people are like, why?
Wake your camp pain.
Oh, yeah, it was good.
I don't want to, I don't want to.
No.
No.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti calls.
Right.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I forgot to take one more hit.
I'm sorry.
I got so mixed up with all the fucking, I was telling Mrs. Ghost to get me a goddamn steak.
I forgot.
Hold on.
You know what I'm saying?
There it is.
All right.
Now, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, Radio Graffiti, and let's start it right now.
All right.
And by the way, don't have an Obama phone.
Speak up loudly, please.
All right.
All right.
Who do we have here?
We've got anonymous radio graffiti.
Now that we're going to bring this up, I want to make a speech to all the assholes.
All right, first and foremost, I am trying to advocate the racial superiority of one race over all races.
All right?
All right, do you get that so far?
All right.
That's what racism is.
I never fucking said that.
Fucking take that fucking shit off.
I never fucking said that ever.
That's a fucking splice.
That is a fucking splice.
And I'm tired of you people putting these splices.
You know, I may get rid of Radio Graffiti if you're going to fucking sit here and try to defame my name.
I never fucking said shit like that.
Okay, Gray, back in the 2010s and the 9s and the fucking 2012s, it was cute.
It was funny.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is not funny anymore, dude.
I May Get Rid Of Radio Graffiti00:02:39
All right?
I mean, putting my voice and making me say shit like that, that is not fucking funny anymore.
That's fucking serious shit.
And I'm not joking.
You people keep doing this shit.
I've got fucking two real, serious as a heart attack words for your ass.
PUNITION DAMAGES!
Fucking piece of shit.
Who else do we got?
A TCR Classic Radio Graffiti.
Fuck you, Texas.
Fuck with that fucking way to fucking roll over here.
I don't want to be reminded of that, dude.
This has been a fucked up Baller Friday.
The last thing I want to hear is that shit.
I mean, you know.
I'm telling you, you guys are fucked up, dude.
You guys are all fucked up, and I don't appreciate it one fucking bit.
Who the hell is H60 Radio Graffiti?
Hello?
Hey, what's up?
Hey, what's up, man?
Nothing much.
Just usual times, you know?
Yeah, it's a news, that's all.
Very unusual, man.
How are you doing tonight?
What are you doing this evening?
Nothing yet, but I'm asking a bit of questions, and that's okay.
Yeah, go ahead.
What do you got to say, dude?
Have you never heard about Red Dead Redemptions 2?
Red Redemption?
Red Dead Red Densions.
Okay, Red Dead Redemption 2.
Is that like one of those cowboy video games?
Yeah, that's one.
Good guest.
No, no, I have actually seen people play it on some of these games.
I'm not a big gaming channel watcher, but I have seen it.
You know, you're actually out there in the wilderness like a cowboy and things of that nature.
I know what you're talking about.
Old history a little.
That's indeed.
Yeah, man.
So what's your next question, dude?
No, nothing much.
It's just about the survival things.
And also, there's a campaign and online that, you know, it's always about only a survival event.
Hey, I hear you.
Hey, can you give us a Happy Baller Friday?
Like, Happy Baller Friday.
Can you do that for us, dude?
Well, nothing happened yet.
But I'll let you know when time comes.
You're Talking Shit About My Granny00:15:36
No, no, no, dude.
Hey, dude, no, no, no.
Listen, I just want you to say, hey, Happy Baller Friday.
Can you say it with me?
Happy Baller Friday.
Happy Baller Friday.
There we go, dude.
Thank you very much, man.
You want to give a shout out to anybody?
Shout out to my main man, Ghost.
And cheers.
Hey, man, cheers.
Thank you, man.
And I am your main man.
I appreciate that, dude.
Cheers to you.
What is this?
Been listening tonight.
I'm the original fake, the bronies for ghost troll.
Tonight's troll isn't me.
This isn't funny and needs to stop.
Well, I don't know what the hell's going on, dude.
I mean, you know, people are acting like other people, and I don't know what the hell that's all about for Christ's sake.
But that was a good caller there.
I like that, dude.
Who else we have here?
How about Texas theme song Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Te.
Ard Hammond and seriously Samsung radio graffiti.
Yeah, I'm gonna take my roles to the yellow mole.
I'm gonna piss till I can't no more.
I'm gonna take my roles to the alo mo.
I'm gonna piss till I can't no more.
I got the martyrs in the back, playing with their sack.
Texas burning black in a crippling mad.
Beating a dead horse, whipping out his court, legging into the valley, kicking President Bush.
No, nobody tells him nothing.
He turns me a Mexican.
Nobody tells him nothing.
He turns me a Mexican.
He's a crisis actor, holding up his bladder, cheating on his wife with the lady with a battery.
His life is like a movie, horse cocking booty.
Swack actor GX kicking out his booty.
Nobody tells him nothing.
He turns me a Mexican.
Nobody tells him nothing.
He turns me a Mexican.
Yeah, I'm gonna take my roll to the yellow mole.
I'm gonna piss till I can't no more.
I'm gonna take my rolls to the alamo.
Fucking shit!
Get the fucking stupid asshole!
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that man?
Give me my fucking beer, man.
It's fucking...
Alamo.
I'm with an Alamo, I'm with a pistol.
What the fuck?
You might drink.
Fuck it, that's fucking stupid, dude.
But they're making me look stupid while being stupid.
So, like, what's more stupid?
I mean, they're now I'm psychological with myself for this stupid shit.
You're my drink.
For Christ's sake, dude.
Fucking shit.
This motherfucker and this crotch rocket, dude.
I'm gonna go out there.
If I hear another fucking crotch rocket, I'm going out there, dude.
I'm not even fucking kidding.
Not gonna, you know, because I look, I'm gonna tell you, you know, I'm kind of secluded, okay?
So, like, you know, these fucking people who have like these crotch rocket motorcycles, they found this area that I'm living at in the street that like connects to shit.
They can like be crotch rocketing all fucking night long, and there ain't gonna be nobody like that.
There's not cops out here.
You gotta fucking like call them.
And, you know, it's just, it's bullshit, dude.
Fucking crotch rocket cocksuckers, man.
All right, who else do we have here?
We got wait a minute.
Incel Energy Radio Graffiti?
What the fuck is this?
What the turn this shit?
What the hell was that?
That was a major fail for Christ's sake.
Who the hell is Johnny Asswooper radio graffiti?
Hey.
Hey.
What the fuck?
What is...
What is this garbage?
What is this garbage?
Jesus Christ.
A message for ghosts, radio graffiti.
Hey, a message for ghost radio fucking graffiti.
Look at this.
He fucking, look at this idiot.
He fucking hung up because he's a fucking fruit bowl.
All right, let's go.
Let's do some numbers here.
How about how about 513, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, 513!
Hello?
Yeah, what's going on, dude?
Hello?
Yeah, I am calling from the Silky Tiger.
Ah, geez.
What a major fail.
Salty Tiger.
Yeah, you failed already.
I'm here to inquire about your scheduled cock and ball torture session.
All right.
What a major, what a major fail for Christ.
And of course.
I wanted to know about your cock and malt hearts.
Of course.
Of course he would want to know about that.
How about 702 Radio Graffiti?
Yo, ghosts.
Happy Baller Friday, man.
How's your night going so far?
Hey, we can't hear you, man.
Speak up a little bit more, man.
Oh, man.
Dude, it's been a long time since I started watching your series, and I got to say, being on Radio Graffiti with you for the first time, fucking amazing feeling, man.
Hey, cool.
What is it?
What's up?
No, man.
Cool, man.
I appreciate it.
Thank you for calling, man.
You want to tell us anything you want to give a shout out?
Oh, shout out.
Yo, obviously to you, man.
Trump fucking 2020 voted for him, dude.
We need this guy to stay in office for another four years.
All right?
And believe me, if anybody out there says any kind of bad shit about him, anything bad shit about you, they can just absolutely piss off.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Especially Democrats, you know?
I hear you, man.
And hey, thank you very much for calling.
I appreciate it, dude.
And appreciate all the sentiments.
Hold on.
Who the hell is this?
Ghetto Capitalist Radio Graffiti.
Stand up.
And put your hand over your heart and stand up.
Fuck this shit.
I never said that.
That's a fucking splice.
I would never do that to the fucking Ruski Nancy Lanthanum.
Fucking never.
That's a splice.
God.
Ah!
God damn it, man.
You see, I mean, this is what you fucking people are doing, man.
You're making me look like a mockery now.
That, I fucking didn't do that.
I didn't do that.
When I was making that statement, I was talking about the national anthem of America, and these fucking idiots splice the Ruski national anthem.
I'm fucking sick of you people, dude.
I'm only going to tell you a couple more.
Look, it's five hours and two minutes.
I've wasted my whole Friday night on you people.
I've got fucking idiots with crotch rockets on my street over here that I may have to deal with with a major disciplinary action.
And let me tell you, you people are fueling my anger for that fucking confrontation.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
Who else do we got?
570 radio graffiti.
Hey, what the hell happened?
Oh, Jesus.
What happened?
Oh, now we're having technical difficulty.
All right, we got it.
Jesus Christ, get it straight, engineer.
For fuck's sake.
I mean, you tell me to call.
You're get it straight for fake!
Fucking get it straight!
Fucking hell, dude.
All right, where was I?
All right.
Are we okay?
Are we good here?
Are we fucking good?
561, radio graffiti.
Scoot TM, radio graffiti.
Wake you waking, Randy Ghost.
Your boy's been very bad.
But since he didn't learn from his beating in the middle chat, maybe he'll learn from yours.
I am gonna rock me up my ghost.
I'll turn them back.
I love his banking.
Oh, I bet you do.
Oh, boy.
I heard you're a high-ass woman.
Shit off!
I don't don't talk about my granny.
Fuckers!
Don't talk about my fucking granny!
Fuck!
God damn it, you piece of crap!
Don't talk about my granny, man!
That's not fucking funny!
That's not funny!
Fucking, my fucking granny was a pious woman, you fucking pieces of shit.
She was a pious woman!
Sorry about your granny.
I don't she could handle it.
What?
I guess she couldn't take it like she used to.
May Satan test herself.
Fucked it there!
We need a handbook.
Don't forget to join the fuck with me.
Fuck you!
Fuck you, Dr. Fuck you, man!
Fuck you!
Who the fuck donated that, man?
Who the fuck donated that shit?
Oh, you want to fucking play games with me now, huh?
Oh, yeah.
You want to play games with me?
You want to talk about my granny?
You want to talk about it?
You want to fucking go there?
You want to get that fucking personal with me?
And then you want to do this on Texas speech?
You fox, man.
You fucking fox.
You're fox.
You're all bunch of fucks.
Fucking hell, man.
I got my fucking.
I got my earphone wire stuck in my goddamn wheel here.
God damn it.
Fuck.
Got it in my fucking chair wheel, you fucking pieces of shit, because you people piss me the fuck off.
Don't fucking talk about my fucking granny again, dude.
I'm not even fucking kidding, man.
We're going to have some fucking major fucking problems, all right?
We're going to, you want to go fucking personal like that?
We're going to have some fucking major problems for fuck's sake.
You fucking pieces of shit.
For Christ's sake, man.
909 radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost.
Can me and your granny join your cock and ball torture session?
Fucking You fucking idiots, you're testing me, aren't you?
You fucking pieces of shit, huh?
You're fucking testing.
I fucking have been here the whole fucking time.
Five hours and seven fucking minutes I've been here with you fucking pieces of shit.
I wasted my Friday with you fucking people.
And look, this is the kind of shit you fucking do.
You're fucking talking shit about my fucking granny, man.
God damn you.
God damn you, sons of bitches, man.
I've been here.
I should have ended this fucking show hours ago, man.
I should have fucking you fucks, man.
Give me my fucking drink, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
You disappoint me.
You're great.
You're fucking granny.
You're fucking granny.
Fuck you.
What?
Wheelchair confronting.
Shut up, man.
Fuck you.
I'm getting tired.
You want me to end this shit now?
You know what?
I'm going to end it now.
I'm going to end this fucking shit now for Christ's sake.
You people have no fucking appreciation for all the shit.
Look, you see.
You see?
You see?
Five hours wasted, man.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
Five hours wasted, man.
Fuck you.
Fucking giving you my fucking heart, man.
Give me my fucking heart.
This is what you fucking people do, man.
No fucking appreciation, man.
No fucking respect, man.
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
Why do you disappoint me?
Listen, this is not funny anymore.
Don't talk about my fucking granny right now, alright?
I don't want to talk about my granny right now.
Don't fucking talk about my granny right now.
I don't want to talk about my granny.
Call on Ghost Street.
What the fuck is.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Granny was a pie asshole.
Well, yeah, real funny asshole, all right?
Real fucking funny, man.
I don't know why, dude.
I don't know why I do this.
I don't even know why I should even do a fucking Saturday Night Troll show tomorrow, dude.
I don't know why I do this.
I don't fucking know why I do this shit.
I don't fucking know why I do this shit, man.
Hey, look, now everybody in the chat room is all.
Come on, ghost.
Don't Know Why I Do This00:11:40
Come on.
Let's do a couple more radio graffitis.
go ahead and do a couple more what is this Scoot TM.
What is this?
Sorry about what happened to your granny.
She passed shortly after the beating.
Fuck you.
Granny was a shitty.
You fucking pieces of shit.
Don't talk about my granny.
End the show so those bikers outside can kick your ass.
Oh, oh, that ain't gonna fucking happen, you piece of shit.
I'm telling you that right goddamn now, man.
The fucking anger and the fury that I've got right now.
Nobody can fuck with me.
Nobody can fuck with me, man.
The amount of anger and the amount of fury that I have.
The fucking synapses are sparking all over my body for Christ's sake, man.
I'd kick anybody's ass.
I'd kick anybody's ass.
Call it.
Just let me calm down for a fucking second.
For fuck's sake.
People are pissing me off.
Talking about my granny.
They're saying that I'll get my ass whooped.
Man, nobody whoops my ass.
Nobody whoops my ass.
All right, put the fucking radio graffiti goddamn graphic up, or I will take a couple.
All right.
What?
You son of a bitch.
Talk to me.
What the hell happened?
What the hell's that?
Engineer, what the hell's happening?
What?
What the hell's happening?
Is somebody on the line?
I'm getting somebody on the line, engineer.
Hang that shit up.
Hang that shit up.
What the fuck are you doing, engineer?
Good God, dude.
Do your fucking job.
Do you understand me?
Do your fucking job.
Granny's funeral is Sunday for all who want to attend.
Bring your outer circle merch to pay respects.
Fuck fuck.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I'm telling you right now, you sons of bitches, dude.
You fucking sons of bitches, man.
I'm not fucking joking around.
Stop talking about my fucking granny or we're getting some fucking problems, man.
We're getting some major.
Oliver Carswell, radio graffiti.
Hey, Oliver Carswell, you told me to call on you.
calling on you this guy's beating off to his god damn Are you fucking joking?
Are you fucking joking, Oliver Carswell?
Why don't you say something instead of fucking beating your meat to your goddamn keyboard?
What the fuck is this?
Why don't you say something instead of being such a pussy boy?
Let's hear what kind of feminine vernacular you're working with there, Oliver Coswell.
How about that?
Huh?
Let's hear it.
Hi, I'm Oliver.
How are you doing?
Hey, hey, nice to meet you, Oliver.
Do you taking up the fucking asshole?
On a daily basis.
And make sure to put foreign objects in there as well.
Is that you, Oliver Coswell, boy?
Say something, boy.
You told me to call on you.
Have the goddamn.
Say something there, boy.
Say something.
I'm hanging up on your ass.
You're fucking.
You're fucking weak, dude.
See, that's millennials right there.
You see that?
See, you people are afraid to even talk to me.
And you know what?
I don't blame you, boy.
I don't fucking blame you.
I'd be afraid of me, too.
I'd be afraid of me too, boy.
Are you shitting me?
Why don't you challenge those bikers to a race with your wheelchair or see who can hit the biggest jump over your granny's grave?
I'm not in the goddamn wheel.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to tell you a couple more of these.
I'm getting the hell out of here.
You people, I've had enough of this.
What?
Trump's daughter, call ghost is man.
Ghost is MSM radio graffiti.
This is Zeg Commander, live for KSAT News.
Breaking news.
A local bar has been robbed.
The suspect is reported to have stolen a large amount of hot wings and canned beer.
A witness has also stated that the suspect groped a young waitress while saying that women are automatically turned on when they hear his voice.
He is described as two foot six and extremely irritable.
Police on the scene have found a toupee and set of dentures believed to belong to him.
It is unknown if the robbery is connected with last week's wheelchair rampage.
The owner of the bar, Jason DeLeon, has declined to comment.
If anyone has any information on the suspect, they are asked to inform the authorities.
This story is still developing, so stay tuned and we will bring you the latest coverage on it.
Fucking piece of shit.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fucking treatment.
Fucking real funny.
Yeah, I'm groping women now.
Yeah, I'm doing this.
I'm doing that.
And fucking fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fucking assholes, dude.
I'm fucking tired of you people, man.
Fucking tired of all you fucks.
Fucking assholes, man.
I'm taking one more.
I'm getting the fuck out of here for heaven's sake, man.
619 radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, so um, I'm at Asho's house again because my parents were fighting because my dad spilled his nook on my dog.
And, uh, Asho has some...
Are you fucking...
Oh, you're with Asho?
You're with Asho?
Yeah, we're together right now.
I'm gonna give him a Pacific Go kind of fucked up, bro.
Dude, are you shitting me?
Oh, thank you, Ashley.
Um, dude, this is not funny.
This is not fucking funny, dude.
So, ghost, um, cheers to you.
Don't cheers me.
It's John Polem here.
Oh, you fucking piece.
You fucking stupid fucking ass.
Fuck you, man.
Don't put that on my conscience.
No!
Fucking peace of shit!
You!
That fucking asshole, man!
Don't you dare put that on my conscience, you stupid eight-year-old fuck!
You need to blame Ashley!
You need to blame the people that are contributing to your delinquency.
For fuck's sake, man!
For fuck's sake, get this shit out of here!
I'm done.
This is it.
Fuck all of you people.
You know what?
Fuck you.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Stick a goddamn fork at me.
I'm done.
You're damn right.
Goodbye.
You're goddamn right.
Goodbye.
I've been on here for five hours and 17 minutes.
Take the fucking radio graffiti graphic off.
Take it off.
I've been on here for four fucking five hours and 18 minutes, man.
Fucking five hours.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Some old lady gave us leftovers, but she took a shit in it.
You fucking after she turbo chose.
I kept raving about raising your son, Tommy, like a lunatic.
Fuck! Fucking Jesus!
Fucking talk about my granny, and I'm not in a wheelchair!
I...
What the fuck is happening to my show, man?
I got a fucking Asho that's a he was a fucking delinquent fucking Mexican kid that was drinking and fucking watching pornography and shit and now he's corrupting he's corrupting another fucking eight-year-old kid is that mean that that kid's Mexican is that it The new eight-year-old that calls up, he's a fucking Mexican kid to be.
Good God.
Oh, God.
And what hurts, what fucking hurts me, it's not the fact that fucking dumbass Asho is fucking contributing to the delinquency of this fucking eight-year-old.
That's bad enough.
But it shows.
It shows the fucking what happens to the lineage of such minorities that sit here and do what the fucking Asho did.
And now he's doing it to another generation.
The cycle never ends.
The cycle never ends.
And it's sick.
It's disturbing.
I can't believe I'm witnessing it firsthand.
The cycle never ends.
I'm fucking tired, dude.
I'm out of this fucking shit, man.
I'm out of this shit.
You're lucky if I am going to show up tomorrow for Saturday Night Troll Show.
I don't even know if I should, man.
I fucking have given you everything on this fucking show, and you people have made a mockery of my- I've been- I've been trying to shoot pearls at you people.
Oh, we're blaming the Mexicans now for the lack of the stream's quality.
Oh, shit.
How quaint.
Shut up.
I'm talking about their contributing to the delinquency and now several generations, man.
I mean, that's fucking weighing on my conscience, man.
Fucking hearing Asho and that new eight-year-old fucking brat.
That's weighing on my conscience, man.
I'm fucking done, dude.
And shut up.
Don't threaten me in the fucking chat room, you piece of shit.
All right?
You'll fucking be lucky if I do a troll show tomorrow, you fuck.
Uh-oh, poo-poo old woman pile of poo grinning squinting face.
Granny's road apples leftover.
Fuck it.
Come back and do RG.
Don't be a weenie.
What would your granny think if she saw you getting your butt kicked by a little kid?
Fuck you!
I'm talking about my granny, man.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you!
Hambone, you've made hundreds of dollars tonight.
Fake tears of a crocodile crook.
I'll beat your ass!
A 619 kid instead of being a sniffing paint.
And look at the Stillin is telling the kid that sniff paint.