Ghost attempts to negotiate a "Troll War Treaty" with an aggressive chat audience demanding a return to Saturday broadcasts, but the talks collapse amidst accusations of class warfare between text-to-speech users and radio graffiti trolls. Despite condemning inflammatory language regarding transgender issues and pedophilia, Ghost refuses concessions like media share or pardons, citing the chat's bloodthirsty mentality as impossible to reconcile with peace. Ultimately, the host declares he will walk away from the negotiation table if violence continues, highlighting the futility of diplomacy in a toxic digital environment where threats of real-life harm persist. [Automatically generated summary]
Ghost is in the house, and I barely have my voice because of the last Friday broadcast.
As you can see, my voice has just barely come back after the weekend.
After the disgusting, the worst Baller Friday you sons of bitches have ever given me.
Anyway, it's episode 31 of the Ghost Show.
Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
The Worst Baller Friday00:14:51
And I want everybody to say this.
It's time for a troll war treaty.
All right, a troll war treaty is what I'm proposing.
The troll shaw pact.
You understand?
I'm a little concerned about all this troll war talk.
And I don't like it, and I don't like it one damn bit.
I don't like it.
So, I am proposing to all the trolls out there it's time to get a troll war treaty before it gets way out of hand.
Way out of hand.
All right.
Episode 31 of the Ghost Show.
Let's wait for everybody to get here.
Once again, spread this show, Link, around like wildfire.
All right, go ahead and take us out, Engineer.
Take us out, Engineer.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Let's go ahead and get right into it.
I think somebody what's going on here.
8:30.
Hey, listen.
I say 8:30-ish.
That's what I say.
8:30-ish on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
What is this?
It's time for everyone's favorite broadcast.
Oh, yeah, that's real funny, asshole.
Listen, this is a serious.
I want to be serious with you guys.
I'm not kidding, Ram.
Stop trolling.
Seriously.
All right.
No treaty.
No, shut up.
We did an internal investigation on that.
That was a bunch of troll malarkey.
Now, listen, folks, I didn't like the last Baller Friday, episode 30's talk about all this troll war stuff.
All right?
Ground thirst.
This is not fun.
I'm serious.
This is not funny.
Okay, last Friday, you assholes were bloodthirsty.
You were bloodthirsty for another goddamn troll war, and I was around during them all.
All right, and they were horrible.
There was a lot of casualties during those troll wars, and I didn't like how people were just loose-lipped about it out here-just loose-lipped about, you know, troll war this, troll war that.
We've got to make the treaty before something bad happens.
Trump yet again threw his base under the bus when he decided to go after Ancounter on Twitter.
That goes to show you that Trump listens to the broadcast.
I've been saying, screw Ancoulter, Hail Diddler.
Look, shut up.
Listen, y'all assholes are.
Look, it's time to be serious here.
Okay, everybody, it's time to be serious because I didn't like all the troll war talk.
I mean, last Friday Spixmo Mylon.
What the hell is that supposed to mean, man?
Listen, last Friday was the worst Baller Friday I've ever had.
One of the worst broadcasts ever on behalf of the Outer Circle, we apologize for Captain Autism's actions and the false accusation of Captain Desi.
We wanted to help keep IC safe, but he wanted to start a war.
We at the Outer Circle do not condone a troll war.
You could have fooled me there, Duva dude, and Captain Autism and Jackler, who jacks himself off, and all these other people.
Listen, I don't, I didn't like how you people were loose-lipped about troll war last Baller Friday, man, episode 30.
All right, that's why I titled episode 31 tonight, episode 31.
It's time for a troll war treaty.
And I'm talking about the troll saw pack.
All right, the troll saw pact.
And look, folks, please forgive me about my voice.
My voice is still distorted after all the trash that y'all gave me last Friday.
Sports on Ghost Face.
What the hell?
What the hell?
Shut up, asshole.
All right, I and stop talking with emojis.
All right, we don't need to stupefy America even more dumber than it already is.
All right, so let's just stop.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm serious.
Eggplant emoji for troll jihad.
Let's no, listen, seriously, stop.
This is not trolling.
We've got to talk serious.
We got to have a dialogue, man.
Bitcoin would survive a recession while Ethereum would suffer and Ripple's XRP would remain unaffected.
That's the prediction of Kyle Chapman, a partner with tech venture capital firm Cosmo Venture.
I don't think that's tremendously off.
I would still be aware of that.
IMR Sonic the Hedgehog 31 will sign the Troll War Treaty so we can all be friends and not cause any more trolls into this.
Yeah, you see, Mr. Sonic, that had to be for all you people in the East Coast.
The show starts around 9:30 or 9:40 p.m.
So let's not cause another war.
Let's not.
I'm serious.
The troll war was a folks.
I've been a part of them all, and they were bad.
And there was a lot of people that were knocked off the internet, a lot of tragedies.
Ah, oh, God.
Oh, fuck.
Ah, fuck.
Engineer.
What is this?
Come quick.
I did it again.
I soiled my wheelchair again.
Oh, shut up, ghost behind the scenes.
I'm not kidding, all right?
I'm in a freaking crazy.
I'm not kidding.
I'm in a wheelchair.
Everybody, just stop.
All right.
Everybody, just stop right now for Christ's sake, man.
Treatment and slaughter.
Why do you think the alt-right is supporting Maduro?
It makes no sense.
I want your honest take on it.
Hey, you want my honest opinion on it?
Because the alt-right is Antifa.
I've always told you that.
We need to talk today if possible.
Trump is failing massively on the border, and anyone with a brain can see that.
How do you think?
D-Ray, we have a Congress that's supposed to settle this.
They don't want to settle catch and release.
All right, he's trying to build a border.
That's why the latest budget, which is astronomical, that's what he's asking for.
Good to hear you, ghost.
Happen carpet munching Monday.
It's not going to be a carpet munching Monday, okay?
Listen, I want to be completely honest with you all, and I want to talk a little bit about Venezuela, okay?
Why are the alt-right backing up Maduro?
Because the alt-right, like I've always said, was always with Antifa.
What is the alt-right advocating?
National socialist ideas, you know, pro-Adolf Hitler, you know, that kind of stuff, which is socialism.
That's what Nazi, Nazi, actually means.
National socialism.
And you see, if the alt-right wants socialism and Antifa wants socialism, then they're technically on the same team.
Last report update.
Listen, I'm going to update Ghost.report, okay?
Don't worry about it.
As a matter of fact, add it to your bookmarks, add it to your favorites.
I'm going to talk about the troll wars here.
Probably tomorrow I'm going to put that one.
I'm going to talk about a couple other things.
So don't worry about it.
But listen.
Listen, guys.
Dova is serious.
Me and Jackler talked to Captain Desi.
Turns out Captain Autism was trying to start shit last show, and a lot of misunderstanding was spread last day.
Oh, so y'all been talking about it?
I was wanting to be more delicate, but autism ruined it all.
Y'all been talking about this for Christ's sake?
Yeah, peach and eggplant show.
Let's not start that, okay?
Once again, that's why you've got the alt-right backing up Maduro, because they were always leftist.
They were closet leftist.
If you take a look at the so-called leaders, the mouthpieces of the alt-right, they were all former leftists.
They know what they were doing.
And by the way, D-Ray, what are you talking about Trump failing us at the border?
He's trying to call a national emergency that not only the Democrats are against, but some Republicans are against in an attempt to stop this catch and release.
He just added $7.6 billion more dollars in the budget proposal so that he can get some government funding on this damn border wall.
He also, I don't know if y'all saw the latest budget that was proposed.
Now, I know it was a lot of money.
Don't get me wrong.
But did you hear the type of reforms that Trump wants to propose if this new proposal is passed?
Work requirements for welfare.
Taking almost $8 billion, almost $8 billion away from the Department of Education.
Yes!
I mean, what has the Department of Education done for America anyway, besides make the American youth that much more dumber?
Now, what is this?
Ghost doesn't care.
He just cares about...
Shut up, man!
All right, I'm trying to tell you some things out here.
You people have just, what is this?
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even GoWant to do look more like?
Man, that's like an old goddamn.
You know, the first people of 4chan trolled me with that stupid crap.
I never have understood it, and I still don't understand it.
But like I said, I think everybody needs to understand that all these people that are claiming that Trump is cucking, Trump hasn't done anything, man.
Trump is literally past everything that's pro-America.
Happy Milky Liquor Monday, Ghostler.
Milky Liquor Monday.
Is that what this is going to be now?
Milky Liquor Monday?
Milky Liquor Monday.
Oh, here's D-Ray again.
Here's D-Ray.
President Trump most recently expanded the catch and release program and decreased the number of border crossers that federal immigration officials can detain.
We need to talk.
That's fake news.
That, sir, is fake news.
Shut up, can abuser.
That is fake news.
What you're not comprehending, D-Ray, is we got a lot of people coming to the border.
We shall defend our NG, whatever the cost may be.
We shall troll on the Troll War Queen.
We shall troll in the Discord show and in the world.
We're not starving.
We shall fight.
We shall never surrender Capitol.
All right, all right, look, let's talk about the troll war here because y'all people were loose-lipped about troll wars last broadcast, and that disturbed me throughout the whole goddamn weekend.
Because I was a part of all those troll wars, and they were horrible.
There was a lot of tragedies.
I mean, R.I.P. Dick Burns, you know, I can go on and on.
We've got to stop before this whole troll war thing goes out of proportions.
And then it just, it's just digital chaos.
And this is not something we need right now, especially within the troll community.
All right.
Now, I am on episode 31 of this broadcast am attempting to attempt to try to make, and hey, give our beloved Shekel Goblin enough.
Shut up!
Hail Sheckler!
Hail Sheckler!
Missing Moellers Monday.
Fucking asshole.
Stop talking about my teeth.
I'm serious, all right?
I'm stop talking about my teeth.
No, get your ass back on topic.
He expanded catch and release it's in the bill he signed.
Stay on topic.
He did not expand, catch, and release.
You're a liar.
You're a goddamn liar.
You're not understanding that it's the Democrats that are causing more people to go to.
Mr. Stevenson is making your beautiful state looks bad by trying to propose a bill that'll force people to use ID to use crypto.
He's a House Republican, too.
Think he might be a rhino?
Uh, you think?
You think he's a rhino?
You think?
You think?
Also, I wanted to be serious, too.
We really need to stop this retarded troll war stuff.
No more feuds and drama.
It's absolutely unnecessary.
That's what I'm trying to propose.
All for tomfoolery, but this drama is too much for those who just want to enjoy it.
That's what I'm trying to propose right now, Ann Harmon.
That's what I'm trying to do.
No troll war.
As much as I want to try and listen to an episode of the ghost show, I can't do it anymore.
I'm sorry, but the trolling has gotten so out of hand that it's TCS for the show regardless of what I'm saying.
I'm trying to stop the troll wars, man.
I'm trying to stop the troll wars right now.
Here's this.
Tulsi Gabbard's feet fetish.
I can't stop thinking about Tissy Gabbard's feet.
They are so stinky foot.
It's a filthy, stinky foot.
What is this?
It's more dumb, not more dumber.
Learn how to spoke in retard.
Public education certainly failed your stupid ass.
Go shove it up your ass.
That's why we have a movie Dumb and Dumber, idiot.
No one cares about your gay spegfest with Ghostler KYS Stray.
What the hell are you talking?
Mr. Marie, go shove it up your ass.
Hey, there's a movie called Dumb and Dumber Ass Crack.
All right, so shut up.
Stop suggesting that that's not a word.
It's a word.
It's been established.
Sit there and shut up.
Now, like I said, I would like, before this whole goddamn troll war talk starts, you know, turning into something serious, I'd like for everybody to calm their ass down.
And I want to propose a treaty that we need to establish a treaty here on episode 31 to stop this whole troll war talk.
R.I.P. Goofy Bone.
Let's have a moment of silence for Ghost's greatest rival on Blog Talk Radio.
Who passed away recently?
We will remember all of the people.
Did he really pass away?
Did Goofy Bone actually, did he actually die?
I mean, I know he was a little bit of a hefty guy, and, You know, he didn't really take care of himself much.
Seriously, Goofy Bone is dead?
Are y'all trolling here?
Or is this for real?
He's dead?
Oh my god.
You know what?
Everybody's dying all over the place.
Everybody's dying.
You know, I just recently heard that Clark Gable, the host of Cheaters, you know, the young guy that took over from Joey Greco on the TV show Cheaters, he's dead at 30.
Oh, create a new currency called Shekel Coin or Ghost Coin.
Yeah, real funny, all right?
Ghost the Shekel Goblin.
I mean, seriously, I'm not, I'm not kidding.
Is this for real?
Goofy Bone is dead?
Or is this some way for you trolls to try to bring him back into significance of some capacity?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Dumb and ghostler?
Dumb and go.
Fuck you.
And not to mention, stop calling me Ghostler, all right?
I mean, seriously, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Troll treaty equals toilet paper.
Ghost Is In The House00:15:36
Shut the hell up.
Look, you damn trolls.
This is serious.
This is serious, man.
I can't stress how serious this is, man.
I mean, do you all remember the last troll wars, man?
I mean, a lot of casualties.
I don't want that to happen anymore, man.
I don't want it to happen.
That's why we got to create the troll saw pact.
But wait a minute, before we do that, I mean, are we serious?
Goofy Bone is dead?
And for y'all folks that don't know who Goofy Bone is, this guy goes back to like 2010, 2009.
You know, he used to, he's really dead, man.
I mean, this has got to be a joke.
This is got, I know you, you troll terrorists.
You see, I can't believe you.
I can't believe a goddamn word you say.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
As a matter of fact, this is harshing my mellow as it is.
Ghostler the dumbest.
Ghost and Trump big gay Zionists.
Hashtag yam gang, hashtag troll war now.
Oh, go shove it up your ass and stop agitating the troll war.
And secondly, I'm not a Zionist, okay?
I'm not a Zionist.
Look, can we confirm in the chat room that Goofy Bone is dead?
Goofy Bone first, Ghost Neck.
That's not funny, man.
I want to know if it's for real or this is a damn troll for you idiots to kind of just troll me right now, man.
All right, I'm serious.
All right, this is horrible.
This is horrible.
I got to get a beer for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, people are saying, yes, he's dead.
Goofy's dead.
How?
How'd he die?
How'd he die?
How did he die?
When I talked to Dessey, he was saying that he didn't want to listen to the show anymore because a lot of the drama from the last episode.
Yeah.
Ghost is also telling the truth, too, because a lot of people got doxxed and people ended up leaving the community.
It's just, we got to stop.
All right.
We've got to stop with this whole troll war talk.
Easiest way to solve all this is to ban Jackler.
Jackler has to be a woman because there is no man alive on earth that relishes in attention on the level that Jackler is.
Jackler definitely is some female to male faggot on buckets of estrogen.
Ban him.
Oh, worker calling out Jackler.
I shouldn't even be antagonized.
Poopy pants ghost.
Go shove it up your ass.
You got cocka pants.
All right.
You got poo-poo and cocka pants.
All right.
Anyway, let me get some goddamn beer.
This is really, this is really some unbelievable news.
Goofy bone is dead, man.
That's just fucked.
That's just horrible, man.
That's just, that's just, I need some beer for Christ's sake.
I need some more beer, man.
Oh, my God.
Can somebody tell me how he died?
All right.
Can somebody explain to me how he's dead?
How he died?
I mean, was it a health issue?
Because this guy was always kind of, you know, he's always a beefy guy.
He's always a barrel of a guy.
You know, ban autism, ban Jackler, ban autism, ban.
Jesus Christ.
Look at the can abuser over here.
All right.
Give me, give me a break.
Let me go ahead and get some beer for Christ's sake.
I mean, oh my God.
I think you guys are trolling.
Nobody's telling me anything.
All right.
Nobody's telling me how he died for Christ's sake.
Everybody's being a troll saying he ate too much butter and all that crack.
Shut up.
All right.
Serious business over here, man.
Oh, my God.
It's freaking Goofy Bone.
Y'all remember Goofy Bone, man?
Huh?
I mean, this was back for all you folks that were listening back in.
Jesus Christ, what was it?
2009, 2010.
These are those days.
These are those days, for Christ's sake.
As a matter of fact, hey, engineer, can you pull up Goofy Bones, one of Goofy Bone's like rap songs?
You know, I mean, Jesus, can you do that for me?
All right.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
He was drunk on an overdose.
I want to make sure this is for real and this is not a troll here because I'm not kidding.
I think that, you know, you got a lot of people.
Look at all these bloodthirsty people.
What is this?
Press cap to ban Captain Dessey.
Look, let's not talk about that right now.
We already did an internal investigation in the inner circle, so just shut up.
I'm a little concerned about Goofy Bone no longer being with us, man.
This is not funny, man.
This is not funny, man.
Oh, my God.
Freaking goofy bone, man.
Was it legitimately an overdose?
He actually overdosed, researched it now.
What did he overdose on?
Fentanyl or Heron?
Or was he a pill popper?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Wow.
Wow, that's, you know, edgy broad.
Goofy is locked up for tax evasion.
He is not dead.
Locked up for tax evasion, for real?
I buy that for you.
Emergency alert system.
This is an attack warning.
200 nuclear troll MISSRES are aiming right at the beginning.
Listen, shut up.
Look, I want to talk about this.
Shut up, emergency alert system.
This is not funny, man.
I'm going to get back to the troll shaw pact here in a second.
Jackler didn't do anything wrong.
It was Captain Autism that instigated it and made the situation as bad as it was.
Even Jackler told me that he and Dova don't back any claims that autism made.
Jackler wanted to settle.
When did you start vouching for Jackler?
When the hell did you start vouching for Jackler?
The alt media is lying the Maduro election was a sham.
Ilhan Omar is lying about the situation in Venezuela.
Maduro must go end the troll war so we can talk about this.
Hey, that's what I'd like to talk about, Venezuela, man.
What do you think we should start the ghost BJ club?
What the hell?
Why?
Why?
Just shot for us.
Goofy Bowler.
Troll wars are overrated.
Ban Captain Autism, the dumb baguette.
All right, listen.
All right, I get it.
We're going to talk about the troll wars here.
I'd like to get a treaty going on here on this episode 31.
I'm not even kidding around.
I'd like to get a troll war treaty here, the troll saw pact.
But I want to be honest, I'm a little concerned about Goofy Bone being dead.
That's just horrible, man.
Give me my freaking beer.
Hey, engineer, do you got like a song of Goofy Bone so it can recollect some of the folks that don't remember or don't recollect Goofy Bone?
This is...
This is unbelievable.
Do you got it?
Yeah, I know.
All right, go ahead and put it on because, I mean, just Goofy Bone is gone.
He's gone.
Captain Adams.
Happy Monday, Ghost.
Wishing you a great broadcast tonight.
This glass of Johnny Walker Blue Label is for you.
Hey, man.
Cheers to you, man.
Thank you very much for listening in.
I do appreciate it.
Thank you.
Ghost Baby, what's going on?
Me and Pookie were given each other oral compilation 50 feet from an elementary school while smoking.
That ain't the real ghetto capitalist.
That's not the baby.
The ghetto ghost asshole.
That's real funny.
The ghetto ghost asshole.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Five-star troll.
The only way there will be treaty talks is if you give us a Saturday night troll show one time a month.
Oh, if you accept this, we can get it.
What?
But you're trying to demand something out of me?
You're trying to demand something out of me, five-star troll general?
I chute juice.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
Look at this, TCS.
The chat room is about a troll war, and it's sick.
They don't realize the casualties.
I understand.
Hey, I understand, TC.
They don't have to do that.
He voted for Trump and got Jeb Bush instead.
And yes, Ghost, he did expand catch and release just go read Breitbart and get back on Twitter again.
Here we go with Breitbart.
Breitbart hates Trump because of the old Colorado exempts crypto from securities laws.
Fidelity Institutional Trading for BTC is now live, and London Stock Exchange is putting up a tech ETF that has 14 crypto companies out of 48 and $110 million in assets.
Hey, that's some pretty good insight there, Goofy Bone Times Taseki.
Man, that's a person that's been listening for a long time right there, man.
That's a person that's been listening since 2010, 2011.
There, Taseki, I haven't heard that name in fucking a decade, for heaven's sake.
For heaven's sake.
Anyway, people in the chat room are saying that Goofy Bone tweeted today.
He's not dead.
He's fine.
He's eating bean and cheese.
He's getting fatter as we speak.
What are y'all talking about?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
No one cares, Dre.
Oh, man.
Look, don't start fights on text-to-speech, man.
All right.
No, I don't like how the five-star troll general was trying to somehow get something out of me.
What?
Y'all want a Saturday night troll show once a month?
And then what?
There's going to be some kind of a...
That's some kind of an olive branch for a no-troll war?
A fucking Saturday night troll show, man?
Man, y'all.
Oh, geez.
This is going to get horrible.
This is not going to end well.
I can already see where this is going, man.
You see, now, if I give into this, if I give into this, you know what?
What's to stop you people from being all a bunch of freak show trolls and demanding even more crap?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Every the ghost show is a troll show?
I don't think so, man.
I don't think it's a troll show.
I'm trying to do a legitimate show here.
What is this?
Lol at Normie NPCs saying we don't know the consequences.
We are well aware of the lives ruined, and that is known as collateral damage in a war.
What?
We have demands, ghost, and if you meet them, there might be people.
Wait a minute.
That's not collateral damage, man.
That's not collateral damage.
That's horrible, man.
Those are people that are literally bullied off the internet and they got to go away.
They got to unplug.
They got to be off the net.
That's not casualties, man.
That's a horrible.
That's.
Where are y'all people?
This is not funny.
This is not collateral damage, man.
This is horrible.
This is horrible, man.
What kind of a sick mental goddamn capacity are you coming from here?
I talked to both Jackler and Dova about this yesterday.
Hell, I also even spoke to Dessey yesterday and cleared things up.
Hell Jackler showed the chat between him and Desi in our chat.
He was trying to settle things and even kept it.
Arnhammy.
When would you become Henry Clay all of a sudden, Arnhem?
When did you become Henry Clay?
Saturday troll show or nothing, Juden.
Total troll warfare.
Now, look, I don't like how you're trying to threaten me now.
Y'all are threatening me.
Someone needs to call out Trump for his failure on immigration.
He's trying.
He's called a national emergency, D-Ray.
He's called a national emergency.
Give us a morning show at 0-600 hours.
Give us a morning show tomorrow at 0-600 hour central time or else things are going to get very bad in the show.
You see, what did I tell you?
What did I tell you?
What did I tell you?
You see?
What did I tell you, man?
It's Saturday Night Troll Show that this asshole wants me to be at 6 in the morning.
What is this?
Jewish cripple ghost loves beer.
Shut up, asshole.
Stop talking to me in emojis.
Now, look, I don't like being threatened, okay?
And I want you all to realize something.
I think that you should know this by now.
I don't respond well to threats.
All right, so I think that you should all pipe your ass down before you start threatening me, okay?
Despite Boeing having another plane fall out of the sky, the Dow snapped a week-long losing streak.
God, the Dolly!
Damn it, stop trying to take my job!
The NASDAQ!
$7,558.
The NASDAQ added 40 to close 7,700.
Shut up!
Stop trying to take my job!
The war has already started!
What are you talking about?
The war has already started.
Nothing's starting.
Nothing is starting.
All right, everybody, shut up.
All right, stop trying to instigate this crap, you bloodthirsty assholes.
Travels a blast, Ethiopia.
Travels a blast in Ethiopia, asshole.
That's horrible.
That's too soon, man.
Come on, man.
That's too soon, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Last donation of the night.
Canadians are now telling Trudeau to resign after the scandal.
Yeah, hey.
Hey, come on, Canadia.
Come on and raise up and get that Canadian bacon maple leaf up the ass heaven.
Leftist, fidel Castro, offspring during a cuckery, Trudeau, out of there.
Get him out of there.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Snowflake ghost in an emoji.
Look, stop talking to me in emoji.
All right?
Stop talking to me in emoji.
Troll war.
We want troll war.
Blood for the blood god.
Why?
Skulls for the skull throne.
Why?
The world drown in the fires of troll war.
Why?
Why?
Why do y'all want to do this, man?
Why do y'all want to escalate it to this level, man?
Y'all remember the last troll wars, man?
All the tragedies?
All the people we lost, man.
Don't do this for Christ's sake, man.
I beg you.
Don't do this!
Let's start a treaty!
Let's start a treaty, man!
Ghost, I have armies ready to attack from all sides.
We will use false flags, doxing, and real-life stalking and harming if you do not meet our demands.
The blood spilled will be on your hands if you do not take it.
Wait a minute!
On my hands!
Snukes are on stand.
Why on my hands?
Type W for troll war.
No, no, why on my hands?
What the hell did I do, man?
I'm the victim here.
I've been freaking troll terrorized by Cyber Vermin for 31 shows.
The troll army hereby declares warfare on Thomas Albin of the Ghost Show and all affiliated brown notions.
Stop The Troll War00:14:53
Shut up!
I'm warning you all!
I'm trying to establish a troll war treaty!
I'm trying!
Propose that a troll saw pact include a serious show with markets and politics in the first half, second half as open TTS and conclude with radio graffiti.
Also, raise prices on TTS during the week in exchange for low-pressure.
Who am I dealing with here?
Who's got the clout?
Who am I dealing with here?
YOU'RE DEMANDING A LOT!
Last donation.
I challenge you to have an actual show where you break down all the arguments against Trump.
That includes him cucking on immigration.
He didn't cuck on immigration!
Get someone to come on your show and debate you.
Would you like that?
I would debate anybody.
You understand that?
I'll debate anybody.
I'll make them look lower than what you're doing.
No, in one review, they referred to children as excellent wheelchair pushers.
One was called a future furry recruitment center, and one called kids.
Look!
Stop it!
Stop it now!
What is that bomb ghost asshole?
Via troll war?
Look, stop!
Stop!
I don't want a troll war!
God damn it!
I don't want a troll war!
Conservatives will reign supreme in Canada once again, sheer 2019.
I hope so, TCS, man.
I hope so for Canadians.
I don't want a troll war!
The outer circle will not participate in a troll war.
No!
Member who does will be dealt with personally.
No!
No!
Autism's actions no longer reflect up!
There's no troll war!
We're trying to start a treaty!
There's no troll war!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up, assholes!
Shut up!
If you want a troll war, just kill yourself in real life and be done with it, and you will spare us the trouble.
I mean, you see, look at these demands!
Look at all these demands!
Look, who am I dealing with?
Who am I dealing with here?
Alright, y'all are demanding a lot of crap.
Alright, I'm not gonna do any of that unless I know who I'm dealing with here.
All right?
I don't want a troll war.
I don't want a troll war.
These assholes are saying that the blood is gonna be on my hands.
Why?
Why?
What the hell did I do, man?
Stop.
I'm warning all you goddamn trolls to stop.
Stop the damn troll war and stop it now.
We need to get a treaty and we're gonna do it now.
It seems you doubt our power, ghost.
This is a very unwise move.
You will meet our demands.
If you doubt our might, check the chat.
Type war in the chat if you are ready to attack ghost at any time.
Don't listen to five-star troll general.
Don't do it, you bloodthirsty bastards.
Don't you don't don't put war!
Don't put war!
Don't put it, you fing damn it!
Also, you guys wanting a troll war.
You're sick.
You have no damn idea what this will do to you all and the people around you.
I know.
The blood will be on all of your hands.
I know.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Fucking fatty.
Shut up, man.
Listen.
Stop the troll.
Stop this trolling, man.
Stop the troll war, man.
Stop it all.
Stop it all.
Naggers can't fly.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to look like.
Everybody stop.
Seriously, stop.
Stop this.
If you want a troll war for a while, if you want a troll war, kill yourself in real life to prove that you're a fan of the world.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghost.
Ghost plus menorah plus cripple equals eggplant.
Shut up and stop talking to me, emojis, asshole.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
The blood of the upcoming troll war was in your hands last year when you and I energy started the manchild purges.
Oh, go shove it up your ass.
I had nothing to do with incel energy, all right?
I had nothing to do with incel energy.
Duke ghost Ferdinand.
Are you referring to the Archduke that got assassinated to start World War I, you piece of crap?
Is that what you're talking about?
Look, this is not funny.
All right?
This is not funny.
I want everybody to stop this crap.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
On behalf of the serious listeners, we want the show dedicated to the markets and stocks every Monday and Wednesday night.
I mean, everybody's demanding every other.
Look at all the demands you people are making out of me, man.
Look at all these demands.
I mean, who am I dealing with?
And if I do it, I mean, what's to promise you sick trolls from not starting this war?
What is it for you?
What do I get, man?
Prepubescent cutting boards in Florida at half-off in Orange County.
Ha ha ha ha.
More like the Gulf of Tonkin Radio.
Pat My Booty, Pat My Booty, Pat My Booty, Pat My Booty.
And you're all over the show.
Celtic Brody, what the hell you talk about?
Ghost is Chamberlain.
Keep cucking down to the troll Reich bitch boy.
Come on, suck.
Troll Reich!
Look, there's some troll right, you son of a bitch!
The troll right!
I got your goddamn troll right, you fat, greasy, disgusting bull dyke.
I got your...
Listen, stop!
Everybody, stop!
We don't!
And I repeat, god damn it, we don't need a troll war!
We don't!
There will be no troll war.
It'll be more like a CIA-led insurgency where the inner circle commits mutiny on you and you're gonna be able to do it.
Shut up!
Shut up, man!
Don't even kid around about that, man!
Five-star general equals captain autism, you're welcome.
Look, who do I?
Look, listen, we gotta stop it.
We gotta stop this crap, man.
Salaam Ghost.
I see you have issues with these pastry-white autistic kaffirs.
If you want the power of the Islamic State and Muslims in Europe, we will back you.
These guys tremble in fear as soon as they see us in the streets.
We will fight for you, ghost.
Man, that's not funny, man.
No, that's not funny at all.
Free falling Ethiopians.
Listen, Makmood, Awalauhi, Kakakaba, Kakaka.
I don't understand.
Taylor's TN Apostle!
Every Monday.
Ghost.
Shout out to Sergeant Yoda.
Sergeant Yoda.
TN Apostle in the house, baby.
It's time to start my brother's troll Fatty McCuck face here and destroy the capital.
Shut up, asshole.
There's not going to be a troll war.
Shut up.
There's not going to be one.
We're gonna establish a damn troll war treaty and we're gonna establish it today, all right?
But before I do, I wanna say cheers to TN Apostle, baby.
Cheers to TN Apostle, and look at the haters in the chat room, huh?
Look at the hatred, look at the haters in the chat room, huh?
Freaking haters, man, that's all you are.
All you people in the chat room, nothing but a bunch of fucking internet people haters, man.
JPJP bomb troll troll harbor.
Shut up, man.
Can you just shut up, man?
Cheers to TN Apostle, man, for the $25 dono.
Allah who Akbar.
Allah who Akbar.
Stupid idiot.
Listen.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ethiopia first TCR night.
Look, shut up.
I'm trying to say cheers to TN Apostle for the $25 dono, alright?
So shut up.
And we're not starting a troll war, right?
But cheers to TN Apostle.
Cheers, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Williamson County Sheriff, this live stream is now under observation.
Why?
Last donation for real.
Anyone complains that someone lost $25 or $300?
Look at how much money you guys wasted to troll ghost.
No peace treaty for cuck?
Are you talking about you being a cuck or you're talking about me?
Because I'm not a goddamn cuck.
I'm not a cuck.
Holy shit, someone was busy over the weekend.
What?
I'm still finding more.
One was a review by Albinclos, proclaiming the Salvation Army is great for obtaining pizzas.
Another review of the mission is that we're going to be able to miss children.
Goddamn trolls are doing leaving refuge.
Shut up!
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch, man!
Everybody stop!
I'm not joking around, man.
All right, I'm not joking around.
Everybody, stop.
We're not going to start a troll war.
We're not going to start a troll war.
All right?
Episode 31 today on the Ghost Show.
We're establishing a troll war treaty.
The Troll Saw Pact.
And we're going to establish it, goddammit.
Whether you bloodthirsty assholes in the chat room want it or not, man.
Oh my God, you're sick, demented internet people.
Bloodthirsty internet people.
I mean, I want you, you stupid internet people in the chat room.
I want you to find a soul.
Hail Cuckler.
Shove it up your ass.
You're not talking to me.
I'm not a goddamn cuck, you son of a bitch.
All right, sit there and shut up.
Yo, ghost, if these faggot-ass keyboard warriors want to step up, you got all the brothers backing you, man.
You a real nigga, and we got your back.
Hey.
We strapped and we ready to go.
Hey, DeAndre Omar.
Let me tell you something.
I've got my blacks.
Don't worry about it.
I've got my blacks.
Press C to prove Ghost is a cuck.
Also, there will be no peace treaty cuckface.
Shut up, man.
No, don't you dare.
Don't you dare.
San Antonio police!
Stop pushing C's in the chat room!
You bastards!
Stop it!
The champion, you son of a bitch!
Stop putting C's about a cuck, asshole!
You're a cuck!
Hey, ghost, let me be honest here.
This all started with Captain Desi and his egging on of the trolls.
This may be an issue started with the trolls, but Desi had the power to let the fire die.
He stoked this fire.
So it's Desi's fault, huh?
So it's Captain Desi's fault because he was defending himself against you goddamn sick animals, huh?
Huh?
Alright, you've lost control, ghost.
I'm taking over.
I will be the one to crush the outer circle, Jackler, Captain Autism, and the like.
I will lead us to victory.
Hear my orders.
Question me and die.
Any problem with that?
All those in favor say I. Go shoving up your ass aesthetic.
You're a muscle-bound fruit bowl that probably takes it in the ass, if you want my opinion.
I'm a cock.
I'm a cock.
Shoving up your ass.
I'm not a cock, alright?
And I'm not a cuck.
Alright, I've got a cock, but I'm not a cock.
Troll demand end show.
Oh, oh, you don't think I'll end it?
Huh?
You don't think I'll end it, you son of a bitch?
Peace tree tea equals toilet bowl.
Peace treat equals toilet bowl.
Fucking bastard, stop talking to me, an emoji.
Son of bitch.
Ah!
Damn it!
Shut up!
I'm warning you, goddamn trolls.
I'm not joking!
I don't want a troll war!
I don't want a troll war, man!
Cuckmaster Ghost 5000 asshole!
Huh?
End the show, you eggplant!
I've got your fucking eggplant right here.
God damn it!
P if ghost poop is wheelchair.
I'm not in a wheelchair!
Hey, it's Jellice!
Peace symbol, all I am saying is give peace a chance.
Thank you, Chellis, for $25, man.
Thank you.
Give peace a chance, is right!
I've got your five and a half-inch John Holmes sausage fingers between my legs.
Stroking my 20-inch eggplant, eggplant, eggplant, making Ram Ranch salad dressing for yourself.
Shut up, eggplant wizard.
Shove it up your ass, man.
Templeton bit your sausage dick to three.
You sick pervert.
Shut up, man.
Ghost sits on eggplant.
Shut up!
Shut up with the eggplant crap.
I want to say cheers to Chellis for the $25 dodo.
That's what I want to do.
I want to say cheers.
Cheers.
Oh, my God.
Cheers to Chellis.
Wait a minute.
Are we offline?
We're offline here.
Steoplation 1.
Remove serious fags.
Stipulation 2.
The cancellation of all kosher media, including that Kika, Donald J. Trump.
Shut, shut up.
Stipulation 3.
The immediate execution of Captain Dessey and pardon of Jackler.
You gotta be kidding, man.
a treaty of troll aside or you can who the hell are you If you're making the demands, who the hell are you?
Who the hell are you, man?
Who the hell are you?
I mean, listen to Chellis, man, for the $25 dodo, man.
Listen to Chellis.
Give peace a chance, man.
All right?
I'm trying to propose a troll war treaty.
The troll saw pact.
$25 cuck sucker.
Damn it!
Shut up, you goddamn trolls!
Shut up!
Everybody, just shut up.
Shut Up You Trolls00:15:28
I'm sick and tired of you fucking people messing with me, man.
I'm sick and tired.
You're my freaking drink, man.
Now listen, everybody stop trolling, all right?
I'm serious.
All right?
We've got to stop all this fucking troll war talk.
I'm not kidding, man.
We got to stop this.
You people are literally bloodthirsty.
I see you in the chat room, man.
I see you.
I know you.
I know you.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
I know you.
I know you.
Oh, my God.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Troll wars are for.
I'm not going to say that.
For baggots, huh?
Troll wars are for baggots.
And like I've said many times before, assholes, I said baggage.
Buy that for a dollar.
No treaties for baggage.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I don't know what I'm going to do, man.
I don't know what I'm going to do for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, all I've wanted to do was do a decent show, man.
Trolliad 1836.
Don't be com don't be battling.
Don't be quoting the Battle of Goliad.
All right.
Don't be using the Texas Martyrs for your fucking troll war.
I'm warning you, man.
Leave the Texas Martyrs out of this.
Just son of a bitch.
All right?
Damn it.
Leave the damn Texas Martyrs out of this crap, man.
All right?
Leave them out of this crap, man.
We're not going to have a troll war.
I'm trying to stop the troll war.
I'm trying to stop the troll war.
Oh, God.
I also wanted to ask something serious because I saw some news the other day and wanted your input.
What do you think of the coverage surrounding Tucker Carlson talking about the sex offenders and being made to look bad by Democratic news sources?
Hey, that's what they do, man.
That's what Democrats do, all right?
That's what CNN and MSNBC and all the other fake news do.
They're fake news.
Ghost, you totally said faggot.
Who do you think you're fooling with?
Shut up, that freaking panda.
The freaking panda.
Shut up.
I said bagged.
I'm going to chug my beer and I'm going to chug my main vein.
I said I'm going to drain the main vein, ghost quotes, asshole.
Goliad war never happened.
Shut up, asshole.
All right, shut up.
Remember the Alamo.
Remember Goliad.
Forget the troll of it.
Fucking sick of this crap.
Ah, damn it.
I'm getting tired of this crap from you, trolls, man.
I don't want a troll war.
I don't want one, man.
Every time, every goddamn time we've had one.
You people have drugged me into this crap.
You drag me into this troll war and you sink me to your mental capacity.
You sink me to the bowels of your perceptions, man.
And I'm not going to let you do it this time, man.
I'm not going to let you do it this time.
That's why I'm trying to stop the troll war right now.
That's why I've tried to stop it.
And we're going to stop it.
And there's going to be a goddamn troll war treaty tonight.
By God, there's going to be a troll war treaty tonight.
There's Fighting Lion!
Hey, ghost, been grinding Destiny 2 all day, so late again.
Sorry, trolls are still here.
Hey, I appreciate it, man.
Fighting Lion for the $25 dono.
Wow, they're even on Facebook.
On an anti-vax page, a reviewer named Ghosty Albo asked if he could have a turn with the kids since they're unnatural.
Stop it, anyways.
And another said you wanted to try.
Stop!
Texas is full of cocks, mitch.
Shut up!
I want to say cheers to the fighting lion, man!
I want to say cheers to the fighting lion.
Shalom Ghost.
I did as you told me and declared that Israel is only for Jews, but everyone is mad at me now.
What do I do?
Oh, jeez.
You said I should just tell the truth, and now they want me gone.
This is your fault.
Fix it.
It's not my fault, man.
Shut up, Benjamin Netanyahu, alright?
That's not funny.
Whoever donated that, that's not funny.
To any trolls who are pissy about $25 to $300 donations and how they're being wasted, look at how much money you guys wasted to trolls ghost.
I want to say cheers to the fighting lions.
Stop issuing the trolls.
You don't know what hell you trolls are going to go through.
I know.
I want them to stop this trap.
I want them to stop.
Calm down, you fat, jelly-ass hambone cripple, just because you're not afraid of all filled with ass hambones.
Don't take your anger from your repressed homosexuality out of the trolls.
I'm not a freaking hambone.
I'd buy that.
Shut up.
What is this?
Stipulation 5, the dissolution of the inner circle.
Stipulation 5.
Shove it up, your ass.
That ain't never going to happen.
That ain't never going to happen, you son of a bitch.
Stipulation circle is to be donated.
Shut up.
Dirty Jew Trump.
Shut up.
Treaty of Trosani.
The inner circle are my friends.
They're my family.
Shut up.
I want to say cheers to the fighting lion.
I want to say cheers to Chellis.
I want to say cheers to the TN Apostle, the three folks that have donated the $25 Dodo.
But I need some more goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
Cuckler of Hambonioga, shut up.
Just shut your stupid stinking hole.
I need some more goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
I need some more beer, man.
You're goddamn right, man.
I sent you an email through the PayPal email and through the ghost site.
What email can I use to get direct contact with you?
If you need my Discord name, it's infamous1 underscore VR number 3100.
Thank you.
Thank you very much for that information, man.
Because obviously, your email.
Today we remember the troll ammo.
The great Texan trollter John Conquest stood his ground as the communist ghost.
This is not funny, man.
Listen!
I don't want a troll war!
I've never been posted, I have not found these diapers to be of good quality.
Stop!
Attend overnight diapers are expensive, and storage regularly leaks out into my wheelchair.
Give me my beer.
Additionally, the biggest size of 4XL doesn't sink me at all.
Listen to him, man.
I'm trying to drink beer, man.
Listen, we're not going to have a troll war, man.
I want a treaty.
And I want the troll saw pact, alright?
I love German's big pen.
Shut up, asshole, you sick asshole.
I know who the hell that is.
You're a sick bastard.
Now, look.
I don't want a troll war.
I don't want a troll war.
So everybody stop, man.
I want to establish right now, right now, angry Jewish hambugs.
Shut up and stop talking to me, emoji, you sick bastard.
I'd buy that for a non-cheer of ghosts.
Long live the cyber vermin.
Ghost, shut up, cyber vermin asshole.
Shut up.
Shut up, everybody.
Shut up, man.
Remember the cuckle removal?
Shut up.
I'd buy that.
Shut up.
There will be no social bigotry here.
I do not look down on cucks, autists, soy boys, or furries.
Here, you are all equally useful.
What are you talking about, trollery Sergeant Hartman?
What are you talking about, man?
All right, looks.
Everybody stop trolling already.
Seriously, man.
We've got to start a troll treaty.
There's anonymous for $25.
Have you heard about the Arby's campaign on drawing an Arby's waifu?
No!
I, for one, welcome our new corporate waifu overlords.
Welcome to the new waifu age.
No!
I better not be True Anonymous for a 25!
God damn it, you fucking...
God damn it! God damn it!
This is getting sick, man.
This is getting sick!
This is getting sick, man!
And Anonymous for $25, man!
Remember the Albanova?
Shut up.
I know what you mean by that, man.
Look, everybody, shut up.
Everybody, shut up and let me talk, man.
I am a t-stow man myself, fighting lion.
What are y'all talking about, man?
Stop!
Let me talk, alright?
Just let me talk here for a second, alright?
I owe some people some cheers, man.
The people that have been donating $25, man.
Cheers to TN Apostle, man.
Cheers to Jealous, man.
Cheers to the fighting lion, man.
And cheers to whoever the hell.
I don't even know how.
I don't even know if I should be cheersing that anonymous for $25, man.
Is Army's really going waifu?
Cuckler loves shut up.
Shut up.
I'm not saying that, man.
Is Army's really going waifu?
It better not, man.
Is it because it sells a roast beef sandwich?
Is that it?
The trollionic wars.
Shut up about troll war.
I'm not joking.
Shut up about the troll wars.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not going to warn you all again, man.
I'm serious.
This is so serious.
I'm as serious as a goddamn heart attack.
So let's stop.
Let's stop talking about the damn troll wars.
We don't.
I don't want to talk about that shit anymore, man.
Let's talk about peace, man.
Let's talk about peace, man.
All right?
Let's talk about a troll war treaty.
All right?
You people in the chat room are bloodthirsty idiots, man.
And I don't know what's wrong with you, man.
Justin Bieber's feet are so sexy.
Shut up for Christ.
Justin Bieber, he's got depression.
Did you hear about Justin Ole Bieber, huh?
Did you hear about the Biebs?
He's got depression.
Why?
Huh?
Why don't you try dealing with a troll war, Bieber?
Huh?
You want to see some real problems, huh?
Why don't you try dealing with a troll war?
My goddamn beer.
I'd buy that for a professional Fennec.
This is a troll CCCCC combo breaker.
All right.
Hey, ghost, did you name your dog Templeton after Franklin Templeton Fiduciary Trust?
Also, will you be ghosting undercover at Texas Furry Fiesta this month?
That's shut.
Texas Furry Fiesta, that better not be real.
And secondly, no, that's not why I'm familiar with it.
I made you lower than a leprechaun's nutsack, you fucking faggot.
How?
Oh, shit, I shouldn't have said that.
You see what you trolls made me do.
You made me say faggot, and now I am.
No, I never said that!
I said bagged!
I didn't say that!
I said bag it!
Hey, ghost, did you hear NASA last Sunday where they yet again state they don't know how to get through the Van Allen belt?
Oh!
Yet we're supposedly going to the moon soon law.
Yeah, we went to the moon, but we can't pass the Van Allen radiation belt.
That's quaint.
The troll civil war.
Look, there's not gonna be a goddamn troll war!
Shut up!
There's not gonna be a troll war!
Keep donating to fund our favorite smoking pot of alcohol's endless stream of beer and marijuana.
Shut up, Can't abuser!
I thought you were on my side!
I thought you were on my side, you piece of crap!
Frank Zappa!
For $25!
Here's how we end this.
Monday, no TTS.
Straight serious Monday.
Wednesday and Friday, as they are now.
Every other week we have a ghost gaming stream.
Everyone's happy.
Just my two to all.
Well, thank you, man, Frank Zappa.
Brothers, I'll make you shiny and chrome if we nail the cuckler of the Alamo to my car.
Shut up, man.
Enough of the troll war.
We got a lot of suggestions here.
The Arby's thing is real.
Check the late.
They really wanted Arvy's waifu!
They really wanted Arvy.
Why?
I checked the spam folder and everywhere.
Did you send it to the Rocky?
I've got your email.
I've got your email.
I'll do it.
I don't know what's going on.
I've got it.
Either way, I've got your Discord.
I'll get to you.
Thank you for keeping up to date with that.
We're anticipating you in the inner circle.
We've been waiting for you.
Clever screen name.
Listen, Frank Zappa, I appreciate the suggestion, all right?
But I mean, I don't know what I'm going to do, man.
I just want to make sure that there's not going to be a troll war.
There's not.
Thomas Albin posted, as an overweight radio host who spends all day in a wheelchair, I am very prone to hemorrhoids.
No!
Preparation H is the highest quality thing that leaves the people over and reduces incidents of storage.
I feel alive!
Just leave me alone, man!
God damn it, man!
The only thing that will make me happy is another troll war.
If I must be the suicide bomber in Ghostler's embassy to start it, so be it.
For the motherland.
Shut up, Mr. Neckers, alright?
Shut up.
I'm gonna ignore you, trolls, man.
I'm gonna ignore you, assholes.
And I want to say cheers to Frank Zappa, man, for the $25 dono, man.
Something needs to be done, obviously, Frank Zappa.
I don't know, but something needs to be done.
Remember the fact.
I'm not saying that, goddammit.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I'm not saying that.
Damn my goddamn.
Ghostler, get your computer together and play Destiny 2 with us.
You can meet Base Drifter.
He's a lot like you.
Cheers To Frank Zappa00:15:52
Iraqis are illiterate monkeys.
Well, I don't know what games to play anymore.
I mean, games are the last thing.
Neil deGrasse.
The Van Allen belt has tiny holes that we can pass through.
Oh!
Yes, we can't do it.
But that doesn't make any sense.
Oh, we got tiny holes.
We got tiny holes in the Van Allen radiation belt.
And it's enough for me to get out of here.
We got tiny holes.
Shut up, asshole.
You're the same guy that said we had a pear-shaped earth.
All right?
Neil Tyson deGrasse said we had a pear-shaped earth.
Look it up on YouTube.
Cuckler of the West.
Shut up, asshole.
Everybody, shut up, man.
All right, everybody, just shut up, man.
This is not funny, man.
I don't like how you people are nonchalant about a potential troll war in our midst.
You're all nonchalant about a potential troll war in our midst.
And I don't know how you people can be so bloodthirsty in the chat room.
I don't get it.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't for the life of me, man.
I can't.
I've been here for an hour trying to establish a troll war treaty.
The trollshaw pact.
And you idiots are just y'all spitting my head.
Y'all are spitting my head.
You don't care, man.
Ghost hates jungle buds.
Shut up, asshole, alright?
Just shut up.
I'm serious.
Everybody, just shut up.
Oh, my God, man.
Whoever said this was a Milky Liquor Monday, you're not far off, man.
You're not far off on a goddamn Milky Liquor Monday, for Christ's sake, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Remember the Apollo Mo?
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
Listen, man, I'm serious.
We have to establish a treaty here.
We have to establish the Troll Saw Pact because I don't want a Troll War.
I don't want a Troll War, man.
Man, what is this?
What is this day going to be remembered as, man?
What is this day going to be remembered?
Troll Tember 11th, 2019.
Is that it, huh?
Trollteber 11th?
Because your people are bloodthirsty.
Look at you in the chat room.
Look!
Look at them in the chat room, man!
They're bloodthirsty!
Texas furry fiesta is real.
Thousands of people attend.
We rent out several hotels at once in downtown Dallas, Texas.
Furries who don't behave get kicked out of the fire.
You freaking furries.
Shut up.
Shut up, you furry sick bastards.
The Dow Jones is up by 0.79%.
The NASDAQ is up by 2.02%.
And the SNP is a trend.
I'm trying to establish a troll war treaty, man.
Stop!
Everybody, stop, man.
Natural versus Troll Saw Pact.
Man, everybody just stop, man.
Seriously.
Everybody just stop, man.
Fuck the troll war.
Seriously.
Can we just all agree on pissing ghost off instead?
This is going too far and we don't need this shit.
The ones wanting a troll war likely don't have a job and rely on government assistance.
And we're going to go to the bottom of the Greek hands abuser, but why do you want me to be the focus of attention, man?
Ghost love, boy, love.
Shut up, asshole.
Shut up.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghost is a fag.
Shut up, asshole.
Got fucking it.
Party, man.
Ah, damn it, man.
This day will be remembered as the day Thomas Albin was deported to Troll Schwitz.
NASA has no recorded telemetry data from their missions to the moon.
NASA admits we don't have the technology to go back.
NASA gets 50 mil a day to tell you that stars are making composites.
I know.
Cut all as a dumbass.
Edgy Brawl knows his stuff, man.
I'm telling you, man.
Tub Guy's Revenge.
Are you kidding me?
Tub Guy's Revenge, asshole.
Remember the Trolloca!
It's not funny!
That's not funny!
Racist bastards, man!
Remember, true troll cow?
Listen, shut up!
All right, troll showitz and trollocost should not be words that have been made up tonight, man.
They should have not been made up tonight, man.
Ghost whips me.
Shut up!
Shut up!
I'm not kidding!
Shut up!
Thomas Trollschowitz Alban.
God damn it, shut up, or I'm gonna end this show, man.
I'm gonna end the show.
The final trillution.
God damn it!
You race bastards!
This is not funny!
This is not funny, man!
I'm warning you, bastards, man!
I'll end this goddamn Milky Legion Monday early, man!
I'll end it early, man!
Ghost Whips, pick enemies.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Shut up, man.
Everybody, just shut the hell up.
All of you.
All of you, I'm trying to stop a troll war here.
I'm trying to stop a troll war here, man.
I wish I could have a little bit of appreciation for that, man.
A little bit of appreciation, man.
But no, you assholes are making up fucking words like trollschewitz and trollocost and all this other crap.
That's not funny.
I warned you, trolls.
You keep this crap up.
I'm gonna get out of here.
I'm gonna get out, man.
Ghost and other uneducated people alike should not be allowed to speak about space.
Space is a delicate subject, and you need to study for many years.
Shut up, Neil deGrossi Tyson.
Shut up.
Space is not for children.
Shut up.
You're an affirmative action scientist.
That's what you are.
You're an affirmative action scientist.
You know it, and everybody knows it.
So shut up.
How come they're not airing your show, Neil deGrossi Tyson, huh?
Why are they not there in your show, huh?
Little sexual assault there, huh?
Tub Guy is dead.
Shut up.
It's not to talk about Tub Guy.
I don't want to talk about Tub Guy right now, man.
Ghost sucks big D's for like shut up.
Shut up.
Hey, ghost.
Sorry to interrupt, but I just wanted to let all members of the ghetto capitalism inner circle know that we're holding a meeting tonight after the show.
Shut up.
Also, like to welcome Jackler and Evil Mara as members of the Uncle Dr. Character.
You're just a troll idiot, man.
That's what you are.
You're just a troll idiot.
Clown frog, clown frog, clown frog, Honk Hong Kong.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Albin lost the trolley cost.
Look, shut up with these stupid names, man.
The trolla cost.
Trollbird.
Boy, Barry, I was gassed over six million times in a troll cost.
No, the troll bird.
No!
No!
Oh, God, no!
Ghost officers, man!
Are you kidding me?
Ghost office!
Oh, God.
Oh!
Trollie Burju Shot!
Shut up, man!
Shut up!
Uncle Taurus!
I wish you could get to the markets.
I wish I could get to the markets too, Uncle Taurus.
I wish I could do it too.
Troll gain with Monic Sodial will restore hair loss due to extensive trolley.
Oh, God, I just want to do it.
Troll gain is not for feminists experiencing hair loss.
I can't take this anymore, man.
And shut up, ghost.
I'm just trying to make this show a little interactive.
I never said.
Can't we have just one little girl?
I never said any of that.
Everybody, just shut up.
Trolla cost by allegation.
Shut up.
Don't bring up Alex Jones.
Fuck.
Just shut up, man.
Give me my beer.
left legs and troll patty asshole SHUT THE HELL UP!
Help up, man!
18 naked cowboys in the shower at troll ram.
Shut up, man.
Albin got troll schwitzed.
Albin got trollinated.
Albin got trollicox shit.
Shut up, man.
Troll this Albin.
Shut up, man.
Troll Kong.
Troll Kong.
Shut up.
DON'T TALK ABOUT FIAT, FUCKING- OUGH! PIT- OUGH! OUGH!
Oh, girl.
And shut up in the chat room.
I'm not crying, man.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
I'm not crying, man.
I'm not crying.
Shut up, man.
I'm a dead duty.
I don't know what the hell.
Let's just shut up.
I'm not crying, man.
I poked myself in the eye, man.
I poked myself in the eye, man.
True Troll Schwitz radio.
God damn it, shut up, man.
I'm going to end the broadcast, man.
Ghost sucks, horse.
Listen, shut the fuck up or I'm going to end it.
I'm going to end it.
I'm not kidding.
Yeah.
I'm not kidding.
I'll end it.
I'll end this, son of a bitch, man.
Remember the troll a moment.
Troll punks, man.
I don't want a troll boy.
I don't want a troll boy.
Ghost the ghetto capitalist inner circle is real, but we don't charge money like Jews to get in.
Shut up, bitch!
Shut up!
We discuss ways to get more to fake a workplace injury and discuss our favorite malt liquors.
Shut up, Uncle Yonkos.
Don't want it, man.
Don't make me call Alex Jones.
It's past your bedtime, Milky War.
Shut up, my son blows near.
Shut up!
Just shut your mouth, man.
I don't want a troll boy!
I don't want a troll!
I mean, I'll you stop!
Oh, you goddamn trolls, just stop, man!
Just stop!
Just stop!
God damn it, just stop, you fucking internet people.
I'm tired of you!
I'm tired of you!
I don't want a troll boy!
I don't!
And shut up!
I'm not crying!
Shut the fuck up!
I'm not crying, man!
Shut up!
Ghost gets probed by Alien Dicks.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
Shut up, man.
Shut up!
Press C if Crybaby Ghost should end the show like the Ghost Gobbling Hands.
Shut up!
I'm not crying!
Shut up!
Ghosted striped wheelchair, man!
Just shut up, man!
Oh, yeah, just shut up!
Just shut up!
Then quit the show, bitch!
Then quit!
I've got your bitch!
I've got your bitch, man!
The troll right.
I knew I wasn't gonna make a fucking treaty with you, assholes, man!
Feels trolled, man!
It feels...
I'm tired of you, trolls!
God damn it!
I'm tired of you!
The TED Troll Offensive!
The Tetroll Offensive!
It's Troll never forget!
Just shut up!
Why don't you all just shut up?
I should have been swallowed.
Just shut up, Doctor Doctor!
Shut up, all you just shut up! SHUT UP!
I'm tired of you!
I'm tired of all of you!
I shouldn't be putting up with this, man!
Especially after the last broadcast, man!
Especially after the last broadcast!
I shut it up!
Sonic the hedgehog!
Ghosts Army Against the Trolls, Ghost Leader, Engineer, General, MR Sonic the Hedgehog, 31, Second Leader, Zara Hex, Donald Trump, Mr. Optimism, Tyrone, MRBNK, Captain Jones, Sonic, man, don't tempt them, man.
Seriously, don't tempt him, Tri Dollar Ha, Satan, Tub Guy, Uncle Tony, Asho, and TN Apostle.
Don't tempt them, Sonic.
Sonic Against The Trolls00:02:07
I'm serious, man.
Let's go, guys.
This Milky Liquor needs to tax these tips.
Oh my god, give me my freaking.
I need to blow my nose, man.
Join your brother and have- Join my brother and what are you talking about, man?
Oh my god.
Trolls, 31, Ghost's Teeth, Zero.
Shut up, bitch!
Shut up!
Y'all haven't won, bitch!
Shut up, man.
Get on with nothing!
You win nothing!
True suicidal radio, man!
Fuck you, man!
Fuck yeah.
I need to blow my nose, man.
You people are making me secrete mucus, man.
Goddamn freaking tissue, man.
Japan troll quakes eight years.
I was shut up, bro.
Shut up.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, God.
Troll metal jacket.
Let me see your troll face.
Let me see your troll face.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
You love Kermit.
Of course you'd love German.
You're a sick bastard.
Of course you would.
Of course you would.
You're a sick bastard.
Of course you would.
Remember the suicidal moment?
Shut up.
Shut the hell up.
God damn it.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Saddam stopped accepting dollars for oil in 2000.
Assad stopped in 2006.
Gaddafi stopped in 2009 and Maduro stopped in 2017.
Coincidence?
Look into it.
No, it's not a coincidence, man.
The petro dollar is what creates the American dollar, and that's what these people don't understand, man.
Snorts semen from D's.
Ah, damn it, man.
Don't Sink To Their Level00:15:39
God damn it.
I'm sick of you, man.
I mean, all I want to do is just do a show, man.
I used to be somebody, man.
I used to be somebody.
Don't you all understand that?
People used to listen to me.
They used to listen to me for the goddamn financial insight and the social and political commentary.
I used to be somebody, man.
Until you trolls, man, you just fucking go away.
You just won't go away.
You're like a bad case of herpes, man.
You never go away.
Oh, my God.
Foreman first, ghost next.
That's not funny, man.
George Foreman's daughter committing suicide's not funny, man.
Toddler Touchin' Tucker?
What are you?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
The trolliet union asshole.
Shut up with these stupid memes.
God damn it.
Don't tempt me.
Don't tempt me, man.
Cuckler, the nobody.
God damn it.
Don't tempt me.
Don't tempt me, man.
You're pissing me off, man.
You're pissing me off, man.
And I'm telling you, man, when you piss me off, you don't want to see it.
You trolls don't want to see it.
I'm telling you.
I'm warning you.
I'm warning you.
I'm fucking warning you.
I'm born your ass, man.
The troll meat.
The troll cheat and tail.
The troll cheatment tail.
You want the troll cheat man tail, man?
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you! Ha ha! Troll Cheatman! Fuck you!
Don't talk about being fucking dad.
Fuck you, man.
Shut up.
Pissing on Cuckler, man.
Just shut up, all of you, man.
Oh, I'm getting tired.
I'm getting tired of this, man.
Fuck.
Fuck, man.
Troll Abora!
Trollabora, you fucking troll war, you bastard!
Y'all want a troll war!
God damn it!
God damn it, you're gonna sink me down to your level!
I'm not going!
I'm not going, man!
I'm not going down to your level!
Trolling Grad 1 Ghost Zero, shut up!
Shut up!
I'm warning you, man.
Don't piss me on.
Hey, ghost, you don't need to worry this time around.
In this troll war, I'll make sure to cover your rear.
If you know what I mean, winking face.
You sick son of a bitch, man.
You're a sick asshole, man.
Trollugia!
TROLLING IT SHUT UP!
Trolly coming from above!
God damn it!
On the 20th of March, Ghostbury retreated to his fear bunker.
I'm not gonna do it!
God damn it!
Y'all wanna war!
No!
Don't sink to their level, ghost!
No!
Battle of Trobin Fu, man!
Oh!
Sink to your level, man!
Alco Pot Cuckler III, you shut up!
Y'all are a war!
Fucking goddammit!
Y'all to war!
Yo, troll war!
No, ghost, don't, don't, man!
Don't!
Don't, man!
Don't do it!
Don't sink to their level, man!
God damn it!
Crap!
Oh, no!
I thought we were gonna have a troll war treaty today, man!
I thought we were all gonna agree to the troll saw pact, man!
But you bloodthirsty bastards in the chat room!
You bloodthirsty trolls, man!
Troll Harris and troll Klebold!
Troll Harris and troll Kleebold, you bastard!
We do, huh?
Y'all want a troll war!
You want it!
Hey, everyone, look at Adolph Ghostler Jr., the transtestical Hambone Kong Kuck.
Admission is zero.
Shut up!
You want a war!
God damn it, man!
You want war!
Don't cave into their demands.
I don't know, man.
Y'all tempted me, man.
The troll a year war, man.
God damn it!
Y'all are sucking me in, man!
Y'all are sucking me into this troll war, and I don't like it.
Ghost sucks these nuts, you fucking.
Silent, bitch!
Troll Hominata!
Troll Homin, Atta!
Y'all wanna war!
Huh!
Adolph troller!
Y'all wanna war?
God damn it!
Are you gonna sink to your level?
Y'all want me to sink to your level?
Y'all are going to stick to your level!
The trollinist declares war.
God damn it, you want a war!
You want a goddamn war!
You are a war!
You are a war!
Ghost is a crisis actor, shut up, man!
All right, bastards, huh?
You wanna fuck with me?
You want a war, huh?
You want war with me?
You want to go on a damn troll war?
Calm down.
Calm down, man.
Calm down.
Come down.
Viet Cuckler Kong.
Look, shut up.
I'm not sinking myself down to your level, man.
I'm not gonna do it, man.
I'm not gonna do it, man.
Ghost rides a trolley.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
Look, I'm not gonna be sucking down to your level.
I'm not gonna be sunken down to your level, man.
You want a fucking war, man?
I'm telling you, I'm this close.
I'm this close to declaring war and you fucking trolls, man.
Look at you a cuck to chat whore.
Don't tell me, man.
I'll fucking declare war now.
I'll do it, man.
You could have turned off TTL already and ended this fake war.
Turn it off and you win and they leave.
D-Ray, it's the interactivity of the show, man.
That's what makes the show.
That's what makes the show is the interactivity.
I'm not going to sink down to your level.
No, no war.
No troll war.
I'm not going to sink down to your fucking level, man.
I'm not going to sink down to your level, man.
I love Vietnamese food.
Dog, That's fucking horrible, wizard of war.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hey, Ghost.
I'm sorry everyone is being so stupid to you.
You really are an inspiration to all of us, and we would be lost without you.
I mean.
Just kidding.
Justice for Mike Brown, who died of chlamydia after fucking Ghost's Granny.
YOU FUCKING ASSHOES!
Troll war-a-ticks ya- Yeah, no shit, man.
Troll warrants, that's all we have.
It's a bunch of bloodthirsty assholes.
That's what we have in the chat.
That's what we have now, man.
You think you would be falling to our level?
I think you mean struggling to stand up to our level.
Don't fucking tempt me man you you want a troll worth me, huh?
You want to fucking troll with me?
Ayaye Ghoster Apulsa is running amok again.
We need five autistic trolls with an attitude.
We need the power trollers to take him on.
You want to fucking troll with me?
I'd buy that.
Stop being a crisis actor.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to be cat box.
I'm not going to cut off.
I'm not going to be down to your level, man.
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to be sucked down to your level, man.
Stop trying to suck me.
Stop trying to suck me, man.
Only new fags want war.
Yeah, no kidding, man.
No kidding.
That's all I want.
They're bloodthirsty, man.
They're bloodthirsty.
In today's news, the first day of the new troll war is already weighing heavy on General Troller's forces.
And it's already at an all-time low.
No!
It appears as if the troll forces have gained an early upper hand in this war.
No!
We'll continue to update.
This day!
Shut up!
Troll it, fucking nymph.
Shut up, man!
This day better not be trolled.
This better not be...
My heart's beating like a rabbit.
Ghost loves Viet Ladyboy Kongsa.
Shut up!
Shut your mouth, man!
God damn you, trolls!
You piss on Granny's ghost grave, you son of a bitch!
You're lucky you're not in front of me.
I'd punch you in the mouth.
I'd leave you on the fucking floor bleeding with your teeth falling out of your head.
Today better not be known as Troll Tember 11th.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Nah, you're right, ghost.
We want peace.
So just bend over and shut up, Evil Mera.
leftist trash I bend over for no one God I'm tired of you.
I'm tired of you.
I'm tired of all of you.
God damn you, man.
God damn you all.
God damn you all, man.
Man, I thought we were going to have a fucking troll treaty, man.
The bridge of Troll McGidden.
That's not funny, man.
Shut up.
I don't want another troll war.
I don't want another troll war, man.
Aluha troll bar.
Aluha troll bar.
I should end this fucking show, man.
I should just fucking end this fucking show, man.
I should just end this show.
I should just end it, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
TH, it's a PP.
Tee-hee, it's a pee- I'm sorry.
I don't want to do this show today, man!
I don't want to do this.
I thought we were going to have a Troll War treaty.
I thought we were all going to agree to the Troll Saw Pact, man.
I thought, I thought I got damn bought, man.
But you're bloodthirsty, man.
You're bloodthirsty.
And you're life pussy.
Look at these people.
They want to see me dead.
They want to see me dead.
Oh, Samole Bin Laden.
Just shut up, man.
Just shut up, man.
The troll Osamic State.
The fucking troll of Samic State, you bastard.
God!
Are you willing to talk now, or should we unleash the full force?
Succumb to our demands of a Saturday night troll show, or at least not.
You will get destroyed.
It's a five-troll five-star troll general.
All right, listen.
If that's the demand, if, if, if, if I was to agree to a Saturday night troll show, can we stop?
Can we goddamn stop?
Can we?
Granny's corpse got gangbreaked.
Stop talking about my granny, you son of a bitch.
Troll Sama bin Laden.
Troll Sama fucking bin Laden.
Oh, man.
I can't take it, man.
The Texas trolls, I just can't take it.
Now, listen.
Listen.
Troll Mahal Beach.
Troll Mahal Beach.
Listen, shut up.
All right.
Listen.
If, if, and I mean, if I agree to a goddamn Saturday night troll show, I want you all to stop.
I want you all to stop now.
And I want all you to stop.
Stop talking about my trolling.
You see shit like this.
Stop talking about my trolling shit like this.
Shut up.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Saddam Troll Sane.
Saddam fucking see.
This is what I'm talking about.
Stop it.
Stop this shit.
Stop.
Bring the show back and add an engineer hour and we'll consider peace.
If you're nice about it.
Shut up, Evil Mirror.
I'm not negotiating with you.
You're a leftist piece of trash.
Now listen, if, if...
A Saturday night troll show will be a good start, but if it doesn't include media share, it's meaningless.
Hey!
Media share for Saturday Night.
No, no, no, you said Saturday Night Troll Show!
That's it, man.
You said Saturday Night Troll Show!
That's it!
You just said it, man!
Elliot Trollster, you fucking sick bastard!
Sickness!
Damn it, man!
Oh my god.
You said Saturday Night Troll Show, and that's it.
Alright?
And now you want media share?
You want all kinds of shit?
Saturday Night Troll Show00:15:18
You can't do that.
You can't do that, man.
Paul, my grand.
Stop talking about my goddamn granny.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I'm trying to negotiate the troll saw pack, man.
I'm trying.
Now listen, if, and I do mean if I bring the goddamn Saturday night troll shows back, man, I better, this should be the end.
This should be the end of the trolling, man.
This should be the end of the troll war.
I want a confirmation from you trolls that this will be the end of the troll war.
That this will be the end.
World Troll Center asshole!
Enough of this crap, man!
Troll Ekinwald, for Christ's sake, man.
That's enough, man.
Seriously, man.
That's enough, man.
Media share Monday.
You see, look at me.
Y'all are adding demands.
You see, how can we negotiate if you assholes are adding demands?
How can we negotiate?
How can we negotiate, man?
It's either a Saturday Night Troll Show or nothing.
Don't be adding demands, asshole.
All right?
That's not fair.
That's not fair, man.
We're establishing the Trollsaw Pack, all right?
Negotiate my mid-digit...
What the fuck?
Shut up, man.
Just shut up.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Trollipper.
Trollippler.
Trollipper.
I don't even know what the hell that does.
Listen.
Listen, I'm negotiating, alright?
We're negotiating the trollsaw pact right now.
Alright?
We're negotiating right now.
Now, if I bring back the Saturday Night Troll Show, no troll war.
No troll war.
Trim twin troll tower asshole.
Stop, man.
I'm serious.
I'm serious, man.
We're adding demands because that's what winners do at a peace conference.
You didn't win shit.
You left us craphead fucking evil mirror.
You didn't win nothing.
Ghost is ringing a new autobiography, A Troll to Far.
Shut up, alright?
Ghost equals Cuck22.
Shut up.
Toilet paper for ghosts.
Listen, I'm not joking.
I'm trying to negotiate the trollsaw pact, and I'm trying to negotiate it now.
All right?
If, and I do mean if, you assholes, if I give you all a Saturday Night Troll Show, no troll war.
You repeat, no troll war.
And I better get some validation on that shit, man.
I'm not even joking, man.
I'm not even joking.
How can you people be negotiating with this trollerist ghost when we all know that his granny's chlamydia is what killed Trayvon Martin?
Shut up, man.
Stop trolling.
I'll show you.
Stop trolling.
I'm trying to negotiate the troll saw pact.
I'm not trolling.
Trollumbine high school, you assholes.
Trollumbine.
I sick.
Sick bastard.
Look enough.
Enough.
All right.
Jerry troll Dusky.
Listen, shut up.
I'm trying to negotiate the troll saw pact.
If, and I do mean if I bring back the Saturday Night Troll Show, no troll war.
Media share or no deal.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Saturday Night Troll Show.
No troll war, man.
Stick your troll, stick your show up your arsenic.
Shove it up, your ass.
I'm not negotiating with you.
Shut up.
We are getting closer to an agreement.
The troll war can have a ceasefire akin to North and South Korea, but MediaShare would reunite both sides and bring harmony among the trolls.
Come on, man.
Come on, Media Share, man.
Come on, man.
You know how it is with MediaShare.
It's horrible.
It's horrible, man.
Look, a Saturday Night Troll Show, no troll war.
How easy is that?
Troll Tanic 1912, shut up.
Listen, I'm serious.
Troll Show Saturday, no troll war.
All right, that's it.
That's it.
All right.
That's it.
Troll Asaki and Trollashima.
Stupid damn trolls.
Shut up, man.
John Tradettroll, that's the John Trumpet.
Shut up.
I'm serious, man.
I'm serious, man.
Troll shit on Ghostler.
Don't call me Ghostler.
Look, I'm warning you, alright?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Granny trolled to her grave.
Look, shut up.
I'm negotiating the troll saw pact.
I'm negotiating right now.
Shut up.
Look, it's either goddamn, it's either a goddamn Saturday night troll show, no goddamn media share.
That's it, man.
I don't want a troll war, man.
I don't want a troll war.
Sandy troll elementary asshole.
I mean, good God, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
People in the chat room.
People in the chat room are saying, don't do it, ghosts.
You can't appease the trolls.
They can't be bargained with.
They can't be reasoned with.
I'm trying, man.
I'm trying.
Granny turning and grave.
God damn it, stop talking about my granny.
My granny was a pious woman, man.
Donald J. Troll, you asshole.
Donald J. Troll.
Son of a bitch.
Listen, man, I'm going to end this broadcast if you people aren't going to negotiate with me, man.
I don't want a troll war.
I don't want a troll war, man.
I don't.
So, man, come on, man.
Stop with all this trolling, man.
Can we make a deal, man?
Can't we just make a deal, man?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Trollahoma City bombing.
Whoever the hell's doing this, man, fuck you.
This is not funning.
It's not funning, asshole.
And the troll cast.
Don't tempt me.
I'll end it, you son of a bitch.
I'll end it and I'll end it now.
And let me tell you.
No, look, I gotta calm down, man.
I don't want war, man.
I don't want you drive a hard bargain.
If we agree to this and no media share, we will need proof of life from Tyrone and Engineer to run the show sometime, or at least some segments.
Wait, what?
Proof of life?
What are you talking about?
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Trollophagula Square.
What the hell is that me?
Listen, I mean, come on, man.
This is not a good negotiation, man.
I mean, you know, you're supposed to give.
I'm supposed to give.
There's supposed to be compromise here, man.
You keep adding more crap.
You keep adding more demands.
That's not fair, man.
That's not fair to my side.
That's not fair.
Oh, my God, man.
I can't believe I'm negotiating with a bunch of trolls.
I'm trying to negotiate the troll saw pact.
I'm trying.
I don't want another troll war.
I don't.
All the casualties, man.
Negotiating with trolls is like appeasing Hitler.
Want work.
You really think so, TN Apostle, man?
You think I'm just beating a dead horse here?
Proof of teeth or no deal.
I mean, do you see what I'm saying, man?
I mean, am I wasting my time?
Am I wasting my time negotiating with these trolls, man?
Am I wasting my time?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I'm a dumbass.
Shut up.
Give me some more beer for Christ's sake.
Am I wasting my time with these trolls?
You're just leftist bastard.
As a show of good faith, I'll stay friendly on Saturdays and even allow your free speech during engineers segments if you allow media share.
If.
I'm not negotiating with you, evil mirror, you piece of trash.
All right.
Okay, ghost, how about this?
How about a Saturday night troll show?
Media share is enabled in the first and last hour only and then gets disabled.
I mean, I don't know, man.
Okay, Ghost, how about this?
A Saturday night troll show, and Media Share is enabled in the first or last hour only, and then gets disabled.
Can't you all just be happy that I'm going to do a damn Saturday night show and JD Alsh Almett Yemkina and T. Kunk DeKink, Joan Holmes, Bain Commission, Sher Ghost, Wen SF Buis.
What the hell is that saying?
What the hell is that?
Ghost of trolling goat Joseph Stroll.
I'm fucking done, man.
I'm so dumb.
Troll of police.
I declare a troll war.
5678.
I use this hand to masturbate.
Shut up, asshole, man.
Give me my.
Give me my goddamn freaking beer, man.
I think I'm wasting my goddamn time with you people, man.
And if I'm wasting my goddamn time negotiating, then why the hell am I continuing to do a damn broadcast, man?
I mean, seriously, man, if we can't negotiate, then what the hell am I doing here?
What the hell am I doing here, man?
What the hell am I doing here?
I'm trying to negotiate the troll saw pact.
Good God, man.
I just can't.
And just like TN Apostle said, man, maybe this is just a lost cause, man.
Negotiating with trolls.
It's just a lost cause.
I shouldn't even be doing it, man.
I just shouldn't even be doing it.
Ghost injection into eggplant, trollifolio.
Just, just shut.
Man, shut up, man.
Either we negotiate and there's going to be a Saturday night troll show and no troll war because that's what I want.
I want no troll war.
And I'm telling you this, trolls from my fucking heart.
Fucking right here.
No troll war.
And then maybe you'll get a goddamn fucking Saturday Night Troll show.
I don't want no troll war, man.
No Troll War!
Maybe I gotta stop, man.
Maybe.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I'd buy that for a troll, man.
Fucking.
Let me just calm down, man.
Shut up, man.
Just shut up, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Suck my deke for peace.
Whoever you are, you're about to deter peace, man.
You're about to start a war.
Turn off donos for first half of the show to cover news and markets to satisfy serious fags.
In exchange, media share second half of every show and a troll show Saturday.
Desi receives pardon from trolls.
Jackler receives pardon from ghost.
Are you serious?
I mean, that's the demands now for Christ's sake.
Sirius first hour.
Media share second hour.
Radio graffiti third hour.
Pardon for Desi.
And then what we're supposed to embrace Jackler now, huh?
Jesus Christ.
Give a nickel to touch my pickle.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghost give anal for P. Listen, I'm being serious.
I'm trying to negotiate the troll saw pact right now, man.
Easy answer media share.
Give us media share during the troll store or troll Mageddon.
You see, I don't respond well to threats.
I'm warning you, trolls.
Don't threaten me again.
Listen, I want to be honest with you.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I'm going to tell you the God's honest truth.
If I have to go to a troll war, I will.
I will, goddammit, but I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I remember the casualties, man.
But don't threaten me, you son of a bitch, because you ain't going to do, you ain't going to get nothing out of me threatening me.
All right?
You sons of bitches are not going to get nowhere threatening me.
So calm your asses down.
Won't you stop flexing nuts to me?
And let's get back to the negotiating table, you sons of bitches.
You see, this is how the U.S. and the North Korea deal got messed up.
Do you understand that?
This is how the Trump Kim Jong-un summit got messed up.
We have to stay on a dialogue and we have to understand that we compromise.
Four trollsmen of Apocalypse.
That's not funny.
You see, I don't.
You see, I think I'm on a dialogue with you sometimes.
I think that we're doing something.
Then something like this happens.
General's idea is good.
He has a plan that we can all agree on, I think.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Herman Troll Kane asshole.
Leave Herman Kane alone.
He didn't do nothing, man.
Leave him alone.
I stole Granny's welfare check.
Shut up, man.
My granny never collected welfare.
So don't sit here and spread that slanderous lie.
Governor, government of Israel.
If you turn off donations in any of the hours and take a percentage of our cut, you will face the wrath of Israel.
Oh, shut up.
What are you talking about?
No More Compromises00:16:06
Shut up, man.
No more compromises.
The outer circle declares that the negotiations have ended.
What?
You've asked for too many compromises.
What?
Jackler is still not in the anal circle.
What?
You...
Just for real?
Huh?
The negotiations have ended?
Huh?
I'm telling you, man, you don't want a troll war, man.
Do y'all remember the last ones, man?
They were horrible.
We lost a lot of good people, man.
Trollian Assange, asshole.
Don't make fun of Julian Assange like that.
You piece of crap.
Free Julian Assange.
Free Julian Assange.
Fuck peace being on the nuclear T-R-O-L-L-P-O-C-A-L.
Peace is for Cox.
Peace is for Cox.
Shut up, bitch.
You want a war?
God damn it.
You don't want a war.
You don't.
I'm telling you, man.
EBT, EBT, shut up, asshole.
Listen to me.
You don't want a war, man.
RIP to Dick Burns, man, and all the other people that got lost in the troll wars of previous times, man.
You don't want a troll war.
I don't care how bloodthirsty your sick demented minds think that you are.
You don't want it, man.
You don't want a war.
We don't want a war.
The troll of tears.
The general's idea is the way to go.
I agree with that 100%.
What do I get?
What do I get in return?
I mean, that's the difference.
That's what we do in negotiations.
All right?
This is diplomacy.
Everything's going your way.
What about me?
What about Ghost's appreciation for a little bit?
What about me?
Troll Burns.
That's not funny, man.
That's not funny, man.
What about a little bit of a ghost's appreciation?
What about me?
I'm the one giving everything.
All right?
What do I look like, Obama?
Huh?
Do I look like Obama that I'm negotiating the Iran nuclear treaty?
Is that what y'all think?
You'll think I'm Obama?
I have a better idea.
They should all get a job.
Oh, can't be.
Listen, no, listen.
They've got jobs.
This is serious, all right?
Come on, guys.
We gotta get this nuclear troll P-O-C-A-L-Y-P-S-E-L.
No, benefit.
No!
Prepare the ass-probing device with the pineapple for ghosts.
You're sick, man.
Why are you all so bloodthirsty?
Why are you internet people so bloodthirsty for the troll war, man?
I mean, I've told you all.
Fucking David Rubin and Milo Yiannopoulos talked about the troll wars in a 2016 interview, man.
Ghost is Barack Trollbama.
I don't know.
No, no.
You see, you get $3, whore.
You see, you're mistaking my compromise for weakness.
You're mistaking my compromise for weakness, man.
I am not Obama.
All right?
I'm not just going to give and give and give and give.
You've got to give something to me.
Come on.
Come on, man.
Don't negotiate with trolls.
Just cut off the text for speech until radio graffiti if you still feel like throwing a bone to the trolls.
What are you talking about?
Don't you people understand that the text of speech is the interactivity of the show?
Don't you understand that?
That's what's made the true capitalist radio show live on.
That's what's made the ghost show live on, man.
The interactivity, man.
I don't think that you're understanding the interactivity.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
This war pleases Allah.
Allah said in the end times, All will fight each other and Islam will grow.
We are seeing this take place now.
This is not fun.
This is not a funny troll.
This is not a funny troll.
We will win.
This is not a funny troll here.
That's not funny, for Christ's sake.
Ghost compromising for Kock.
Hope my big black dick.
Shut the hell up.
God damn it.
And Evil Mirror, what do you want?
The reason you aren't getting anything is because this is reparations for years of engineer abuse.
I don't abuse the engineer.
Shut up.
Come on over here and it on my album.
Fuck you, man.
I know what you mean by that, man.
Shut up, man.
All right, shut up.
Listen, what does ghost get in return if I go and bring the Saturday Night Troll Show and I bring back media share?
What does Ghost get?
Huh?
Huh?
What does Ghost get?
It's a compromise.
This is diplomacy.
You see, this is why North Korea and the United States broke talks.
All right?
You've got to compromise too.
I can't just give everything and give everything and give everything.
What are you going to give up, man?
What are you all going to give up, man?
What do I get?
What is it time for Ghosts as a little bit of appreciation, man?
What about me?
What about me?
When is it time for Ghost's appreciation?
What about me?
Buy that for a dollar.
Ghost gets nothing but trolls.
Well, then why the hell am I going to do the Saturday Night Troll Show, asshole?
Why?
Why would I do that?
What kind of an idiot, besides the Obama administration, what kind of an idiot would say yes to that?
What kind of an idiot?
I am not Obama.
No love for ghosts?
You don't have love for me.
You fucking asshole, little bitch!
You will be allowed to shoot pearls for your serious listeners.
In return, we will make sure there will be peace and harmony in the troll world.
How do I believe for peace?
How can I believe you, five-star troll general?
How can I believe you, man?
Oh, Jesus Christ, you're making me belch.
How do I believe you, man?
You see, look at this asshole.
Look, you get nothing.
You see that?
I don't want a troll war.
I don't want a troll war.
For Christ's sake, I'm serious.
No troll war!
No goddamn troll war, man!
And I want a commitment!
I want a commitment that there's not going to be a damn war, man.
What do you want, Evil Mira?
All right.
I'll be good.
Just shut up.
I don't believe you, man.
You've been a leftist for years, Halo Mira.
You've been a leftist for years.
I don't believe you, man.
You get nothing, you lose.
Good day, sir.
You see, this is what I'm talking about.
How am I supposed to believe you?
How am I supposed to believe you with this crap, man?
This is not a negotiation.
I thought that we were going to have a successful negotiation here in the troll saw pact.
I thought that we had a legitimate course for diplomacy to negotiate a troll war treaty, but you fucking trolls think I'm Obama.
You think that I'm Obama, and I'm just going to bow down and suck your schlonghead and give you everything.
I am not Obama.
Do you understand me?
Ghost is not Obama.
Now I'm going to give you, people are asking me, what's my terms?
Okay, listen.
Okay.
That old bitch finally dead.
Stop talking about my granny asshole.
All right, or negotiations is gone.
All right, we're breaking up these talks, and I'm not afraid to go to war.
You think I'm afraid to go to war?
Huh?
I've already been through three fucking troll wars, and I've survived them all.
All right?
I've been through three of them.
And I've survived them all.
So you think I'm afraid?
I'm not afraid.
All right, so sit there and shut up.
Now, this is my side, okay?
Let me give you my perspective.
All right.
Okay.
Ghost sucks at negotiation.
Oh, yeah?
Huh?
Oh, yeah.
I'm not afraid to go to war, man.
I'm not afraid.
Me, Magic Templeton Cancer, you asshole.
Stop talking about my dog.
And let me talk.
Let me talk, man.
Yeah, nobody wants to be an Obama or Trudeau.
You're goddamn right.
I'm no Obama.
I'm not going to bow down to you, alright?
Here's my demand.
Hold on.
What is this?
Five-star general.
People will still troll you, but the trolls won't be going for each other's throats.
You are witnessing poor radio graffiti fags versus glorious donors.
If you do Saturday night troll shows, glorious donors can be nice to the disgustingly gross radio graffiti crowd.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where did this class warfare come from?
Wait a minute.
Is this class warfare?
Is this class troll warfare for Christ's sake?
Talks are over, Obama.
Fuck you, man.
Shut up.
I'm not an Obama.
Is that it?
Is it text-to-speech against radio graffiti?
Is this what this troll war is about?
Seriously, for real.
Is that what this is about?
Is this a class warfare situation here?
I'm serious, man.
Jesus Ghost, just shut the fuck up.
Your negotiation skills suck bigger dicks than your grandmother.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
I'm negotiating here.
Don't talk about my granny.
So, seriously, man, it's against the text-to-speech guys.
Against the freaking radio graffiti people, man.
I mean, isn't this a little bit of class warfare?
I mean, for Christ's sake, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, man.
I don't like...
No, we're not doing class warfare.
Listen, stop agitating class warfare, all right?
Trollac Ghostama, a ghost bomb.
Look, shut up, all right?
Listen, I'm not a Barack Obama, all right?
But we have to negotiate here, and this is getting weird, okay?
This is getting weird here.
This is becoming like class warfare.
Text-to-speech trolls against radio graffiti trolls?
I mean, is this what the troll war is going to...
This better not be the troll war.
That better be some troll trolling about the troll war.
That better be some troll trolling about the troll war that we're negotiating here about the troll war treaty, the troll saw pact.
All right?
I'm just saying, I'm just saying, Jesus Christ, man.
What a hard negotiation, man.
I've been here for two hours.
Two hours trying to negotiate the troll war treaty.
I've been here for two hours trying.
And I can't do it.
Look, I'm going to give you my demands here, okay?
You get troll, okay?
Let's just, let's just say, for the sake of argument, that you get the troll Saturday Night Troll Show.
Remember the chat?
Saturday night.
Saturday night troll show.
Okay, Saturday Night Troll Show.
Okay.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghost eat my goddamn ass.
Shut up, all right?
Shut up.
All right, listen.
I'll do a Saturday Night Troll show.
And Jesus Christ, man.
I don't know.
Everybody wants media share all of a sudden, man.
I don't know if I can do a media share, man.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I don't know if I can do it.
I don't know if I can.
All right?
But Saturday Night Troll Show.
I don't know.
What else?
Okay, I'm willing to do a Saturday Night Troll show.
What else?
Okay.
Okay.
Look, MediaShare.
I don't know if we can do media share.
Okay.
I don't.
Look, don't tell me or else in the chat room, man.
All right.
I don't know if I can do it.
I don't know if I could do it, man.
Good God.
What is this?
Text-to-speech ruin TGS?
Even if 99% of the ghost show viewers agree to the trollsaw pact, all it takes is the 1% to ignore the pact and turn your show into a dumpster fire.
At least when you took troll calls on TCB, it wasn't a continuous onslaught of troll faggotry.
So wait a minute.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
Raging grannies for ghosts.
Shut up.
So you're saying that the text-to-speech chat trolls are the 1%?
Is that what you're trying to say?
Helicopter rides for radio graffiti.
Shut up, asshole.
Listen, is that what you're saying?
That the text-to-chat, the text-to-speech trolls, they're the part of the 1% and what the radio graffiti folks are the 99%?
What is this?
Is this Occupy Ghost Show or some shit, man?
I don't like this class warfare, man.
I don't like where this is going.
I don't like this 1%, 99% shit, man.
That's reminiscent to Occupy Wall Street and Occupy Wall Street was a joke.
All right?
The media, if the media share comes back, make it for three bucks, make it for eight months.
Three bucks?
Go shove it up, your ass, man.
I mean, is this what this comes out of?
Text to speech equals 1% gods.
Oh, man.
You see, I get where this is going, man.
Don't do this.
Look, look, you see, your trolls are going into another dynamic.
I thought we were talking about, you know, some kind of troll war.
Now y'all are incorporating politics into this.
Rachel has the sexiest toes in Texas.
Ghost is lucky to suck those every night.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, okay?
All right.
Fuck you.
Listen, I'm not joking.
Let's get back to the negotiating table.
Don't worry about this foot jobs, asshole.
Man, what a horrible.
Man, negotiations suck.
You know that?
I mean, no wonder they broke down between Trump and Kim Jong-un at the North Korean summit, man.
I mean, this sucks.
You know what I'm saying?
This really sucks.
What?
What?
New Demand.
New Demand.
Live stream Thunderdome of Captain Desi.
He started all this by doing a lot of TTS shit talking about.
Negotiations Break Down00:14:44
He didn't do nothing.
He's a good boy.
He didn't do nothing.
What are you talking about, man?
Shekels for Jew powder.
What the hell are you talking about?
And that's racist, by the way.
All right.
That's racist.
All right.
I mean, stop it with this stuff.
All right.
If I bring back the Saturday Night Troll show, okay?
And maybe I can't do media show.
What is up with you in this media share, man?
Y'all remember when I had media share?
It turned the show into a joke.
It turned the show into a fucking joke, man.
Oh, God.
Now y'all are making me belch, man.
I poisoned my granny for son of a bitch.
I would never do that.
Shut up.
Stop talking about my granny, man.
I mean, you people have turned my show into a joke.
And I don't appreciate it, man.
I don't appreciate it one bit, man.
For Christ's sake.
All I'm trying to do is do a decent show out here, man.
Saturday Night Fail Show?
Yeah, that's real funny.
All right.
Why are we negotiating this if it's a fail show?
All right.
If the Saturday Night Troll Show is a fail show, why are we negotiating it?
Why is it on the negotiating table?
And hey, you assholes in the chat room.
Why the fuck are you saying that I'm always a joke?
Why are you saying that I'm always a joke?
I'm not a joke.
I'm serious.
Hi, Ghost.
Wish I could tip more, but I spent all my money on pictures of internet girls' mouths.
Jesus Christ, Spongebob, you sick asshole.
On behalf of us, text-to-speech folks, the trolls that are bloodthirsty for war do not speak for us.
We do not condone their actions, and they need to find something better to do with their lives.
If they want media share, require at least a $10 dono for it.
$10 dono for media share.
And not to mention, is Can Abuser suggesting that the folks that are bloodthirsty are the radio graffiti trolls?
Is that what he's suggesting?
Are those the people that are truly bloodthirsty?
Because I'm looking at Jackler in the chat room.
He's saying that he doesn't want a troll war.
There's a lot of folks that are text-to-speech trolls that are like, look, we're not asking for a troll war, etc.
It seems to me that the most bloodthirsty, goddamn biggest joke on Jew.
Shut up, asshole, all right?
Shut up.
It seems to me that the text-to-speech trolls don't want a troll war, and these radio graffiti people are bloodthirsty for it.
Look at them.
Look.
Look at this crap.
Look at this crap, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghost sucks Donkey Dick for life.
Look, fucking shut up.
I'm trying to negotiate the trollsaw pact, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
No, I'm saying that the trollsaw pact can only work if every single one of your viewers, 100%, follow it.
If any of them break the pact, they'll turn your show into a dumpster fire because text-to-speech is just too easy to abuse.
Well, then what am I supposed to do, man?
What am I supposed to do?
I don't want a troll war.
I don't.
I've been through three of them.
I don't want to do it, man.
All the casualties, man.
All the casualties.
Here's an idea.
Do SNTS, with MediaShare only on SNTS, but with all TTS and MediaShare turned off for RG on SNTS and possibly TGS as well.
In exchange, TTS stays up for the rest of the show before RG.
TTS interrupting RG was a big pet peeve for many.
Oh, so it's text-to-speech disrupting radio graffiti.
Fuck peace for Jackler.
What do you mean?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, calm down.
Calm down.
Let's stop ruining the negotiations here.
The dirty peasants in the chat are the ones wanting to ruin you.
Would we want to ruin you if we give you money?
These kids in the chat hate us because we have money to spend.
They're mad because their mom won't let them use her credit card online.
Listen, no, no, no, no fucking class warfare.
TTS versus radio graffiti, I think it's a troll war.
No, no, no, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
No!
Calm down!
Calm down!
Stop!
It's not text-to-speech versus radio graffiti troll war, man!
Seriously, stop!
Everybody, stop, man!
All right?
I mean, this is class warfare, man.
You know, you text-to-speech guys, y'all are giving fodder to these fucking leftists with this crap.
TCR sucks a massive deal.
Yeah, shut up.
Shove it up, your ass.
Listen to me, man.
Let's stop this class warfare bit, okay?
Now, I heard from the radio graffiti folk, they say they want text-to-speech gone during radio graffiti, that they don't want text-to-speech having any kind of influence over radio graffiti.
What is this?
Alekamu Al-Salam brothers, troll operations are being prepared, and you will see them in your stream when they are ready.
What the fuck are you doing?
A troll jihad has been declared by chatroom and troll terrorists abroad.
Aunt Hambone, peace will not be made through treaty.
What the hell is this?
We got fucking troll jihadists!
Ever since you moved to this platform, it has been a total joke and entertainment for tards.
How about nuking all tards and getting back to an actual show if you even remember what those are like?
Ah, Jesus, man.
I mean, we'll buy that for a dodgy.
Come on, man.
Text-to-speech soldier reporting in, ready to battle these radio graffiti cunts?
It's on?
No, no, don't do it, man.
No.
No.
Come on, Ghost.
You expect us to believe you made most of your money in the brick and mortar business.
You don't even talk about it anymore?
Even when you do, you hardly go into any details about what you're talking about.
Fat Marshall, that's because these idiots are all out here thinking they know who I am and think they know my businesses, you fucking dumb shit.
They're fucking trying to dox me, you dumbass.
Stupid fat marshal, sit there and shut up.
Who is this?
I'm a alcoholic.
Shut up.
I'm not an alcoholic, man.
Look, these negotiations look like they're breaking down.
It's taking too long.
You're damn right, it's taking too long, man.
I'm getting a little annoyed.
I'm getting a little annoyed that you trolls can't come to a consensus here, man.
Drink on the nipples of a lead cow, you bow lip.
Shut up, I'm a Soviet asshole.
Shut up, man.
Look, do y'all want the negotiations to break down or not?
Y'all want some kind of a goddamn troll saw pack or not, man?
Because I'm tired of this crap.
Ghost versus TTS versus radio graffiti.
No, no, leave me out of this shit.
Leave me out of it.
It's not me.
Stop with the troll wars, you classist fucks.
Just stick to trolling ghost equally.
Both TTS and RG trolls when united can equally make Ghost Rage quit.
What?
Fucking can of music.
Look at this asshole.
War!
I don't want a war!
I'm trying to stop the war, man.
I'm trying to stop it.
And it's got to be stopped, man.
We shouldn't be having a troll war, especially over class warfare, man.
We've got fucking the text-to-speech chat folks like disrespecting the radio graffiti folks, calling the radio graffiti folks poor and peasants.
Oh, my God, man.
I mean, where is this all headed?
Where is this all going, man?
Seriously, man.
I'm trying to negotiate a troll war treaty.
I'm trying to negotiate the troll saw pact, and it doesn't look like it's going to happen, man.
That's why I keep saying this is how the goddamn North Korea and the U.S. diplomacy, that's how it broke down.
This is how it broke down, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Hallelujah snack bar.
We must jihad the radio graffiti pig dogs.
Praise Allah.
I mean, no, come on, man.
Seriously, are you joking?
Is this what this is turning into?
Is this the troll war?
I mean, are you all serious?
You've got to be joking.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Imus semen connoisseur.
Shut up, asshole.
Shut the hell up.
Look, negotiations are about to break down with me.
I'm warning you.
I'm warning all of you.
You think I'm afraid?
Huh?
You think I'm afraid of a troll war?
I've been through three of them.
I've been through three troll wars, and I'm still standing.
Time to activate the sleeper trolls within the inner circle.
Shut up, asshole.
All right, shut up.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Patreon donors, pleb.
Stop.
Stop with the warfare.
Stop with the class warfare, all right?
TTS plus radio graffiti versus ghost plus DESI.
Come on, assholes.
Listen, stop.
Just stop.
All right?
These negotiations are about to end if y'all don't stop, man.
Ghost, I think you're the catalyst to bring peace to both sides.
I hope this can be over so you can sew conspiracy talks or something.
I always enjoy listening to you.
Hey, Reggie, brawl, I'm trying to negotiate peace, man.
I'm trying to.
Behead ghost for Allah.
We must end it now, brothers.
Bring me the...
Shut up, man!
Shut up.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
This TTS versus RG war talk is just the inner circle trying to divide and conquer the trolls before the first shot is fired.
What?
Don't forget who the enemy is, the enemy that has ruined the show since their inception.
The inner circle.
No, don't no, don't.
Don't you dare go there.
If you go there, we're breaking negotiations.
I'm telling you that right now.
You go there, we're breaking negotiations.
TTS costs money when radio graffiti is free.
Just pointing that out.
Oh, shit, man.
I mean, listen, listen.
Don't go down the inner circle.
Don't even implicate the inner circle.
Do you understand that, you assholes?
And what TCS said, all right?
The inner circle, they're my friends.
They're my family, for Christ's sake.
Don't you ever go there.
Don't you go there, man.
I'm telling you, you all go after the inner circle.
Not only is the deal off, we may be ready on a world footing.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Go lick the asshole of Poncho Villa, you fucking faggot.
Shut up.
Maize on's gay.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
All right, shut up.
The inner circle, stop talking about the inner circle in the chat room, you asshole.
All right, they're my friends.
They're my family.
Inner circle made the troll.
They didn't make it.
You stupid stinking internet people trolls did.
It's your fault.
Don't blame the inner circle, you piece of piece of garbage.
I'm a fool.
Please choke on a Kiwi.
I lick Bernie's ass.
Shut up, man.
I'm not kidding around, man.
I'm about to walk away right now.
I'm about to walk away.
You other TTS trolls have money doesn't make you a quality troll.
Radio graffiti trolls have equally high quality trolling content, too.
The quality of the troll is what matters more.
Calm down.
Everybody just calm down, man.
ICVs, trolls, football.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
Shut up, man.
Inner Circle Jerk Fest 2019.
Stop talking about the inner circle or I'm walking away from this troll treaty right now.
Don't you goddamn dare talk about the inner circle or I'm walking away or I'm walking away, man.
You trolls are so fucking sick, it's hilarious.
It's not hilarious, Anonymous.
These people are fucking disgusting.
How the hell can you think it's hilarious, man?
This is horrible, man.
These are sick, demented, twisted internet people.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Inner circle, forget.
Shut up, man.
You're all just a bunch of haters that you're not a part of the inner circle.
That's it, man.
You're just haters.
And you know what, you stupid fruit balls?
I don't blame you, boy.
I don't blame you for hating the inner circle, you son of a bitch.
All right?
Keep hating.
All right?
Keep hating, you pedophile, priest-probing, chicken, skin, sack-loving, trans-testicle, turd, burglar-looking, anal secretion-loving, piggish, power-bottom fruit bowl, having chicken-eating cornboy trash.
All right?
Keep hating.
Keep hating, you son of a bitch.
And if you're going to keep this inner circle troll going on, I'm telling you, I'm leaving the negotiation table.
Inner circles for poofters, asshole?
Huh?
Do you want me to leave this negotiation?
I'm not afraid.
I'm not afraid of the damn troll war.
I'm not afraid.
Inner circle massacre.
Stop talking about the inner circle, you sack of crap.
I'm not joking.
Shakes head paid informants infiltrating the ranks of our troll army to try and turn us against each other.
Something we socialists know too well.
Inner Circle Massacre00:18:53
There's no split between RG and TTS trolls.
Leftist trash, huh?
Now look at this leftist.
Look at this leftist propaganda from Evil Mirror, huh?
$300 rent of friends.
Shut up!
The inner circle, they're my friends.
They're my family.
Shut up.
Inner circle pedo ring.
Just shut up.
That was invented by Jackler and Captain Autism and all those stupid jerk-offs.
Circle doxes with just shut up.
Shut up.
Shut your goddamn mouth.
I'll end this damn show if you keep talking that way.
God damn it.
Cool story can abuse her, but money rules the world.
And let us all be honest.
Radio Graffiti Trolls has been extremely low-quality trolls since 2012.
It will never return to the glorious days you people are nostalgic about.
Oh!
You all use old splices anyway.
Man, shots fired from TTS trolls, man.
I see sleeper sales activist.
There's no IC sleeper sales asshole.
There's no IC sleeper sales asshole.
Inner circle kitty touch.
Shut up.
I'm going to walk away.
I'm going to walk away from the negotiating table.
You can't shit out.
Ghost and L-Flame O sitting in a tree.
F-U-C-K-I-N-G.
First comes love, then comes anal, then comes echoing buttholes, then comes your gay fruit bowl gay aspect.
You secretly fantasize to you, an engineer having a gang bang session with L-Flame O. Shut up, man.
I'm going to shove it up your ass, man.
We were going so well with this negotiation until you guys brought the inner circle into the bottom.
Take what X-Trang 93 said to heart.
If you keep talking about the IC, ghost will in fact leave the negotiation.
You're goddamn right.
TCS has got it right.
I'll leave the negotiation.
You get jack shit.
I want to suck the come up.
Shut up.
You're a sick bastard.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Inner granny rapes.
Stop talking about my granny, you son of a bitch.
I'm going to walk away.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Walk away, fat fuck war.
You want a war?
Huh?
You trolls wanna war!
Huh?
You fucking asshole!
Inner circle check!
Shut up!
Ah!
Son of a bitch!
Hey, ghost!
Whenever you try out Destiny 2, you should try out the fighting lion, best gun in game, until Thorn comes out tomorrow.
Hope you have a good Tuesday.
Thank you, Fighting Lion, man.
Thank you, man.
Tucker Carlson, IC member.
Look, I'm gonna walk away, man.
You know what?
I'm gonna take a break.
Before I end the show, I'm gonna go outside.
I'm gonna take a breath of fresh air because, and I, and I think I need to walk away right now and give you, idiot trolls, some time to think.
Some time to think in your stupid, relaxed brains.
All right?
And realize that it's about compromise.
We both got a compromise.
You cannot.
You cannot bully me.
You cannot threaten me.
You cannot make me submit, you sons of bitches, man.
I'll just put my two cents in.
Radio graffiti for the win.
TTS is the death of the ghost show.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Look, look, look.
I'm going to need to take a break.
So that not only I can think and I can take a breath of fresh air.
You assholes.
You assholes can think and appreciate the goddamn ghost show.
Because I don't think that you give me any kind of appreciation whatsoever.
Now, look, before I go take a break, I want you all to know I am willing to do a Saturday Night Troll show, okay?
But you've got to give something, man.
You've got a promise.
And I'm talking to all you trolls.
You've got to promise.
No troll war.
You understand that?
No troll war.
And I'll give you a goddamn Saturday Night Troll show, okay?
All right.
As far as media share, I can't do it.
All right.
I can't do it.
All right?
I buy that for a dollar.
Fields breakdown, man.
Fields breakdown, man.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
I'm going to take a break before you assholes make me want to go to war.
Hey, ghost Harry Potter here.
I offer for this compromise.
You do radio graffiti, and I will give you my firebolt broomstick.
Shut up, alright?
Shut up.
Wheel away.
Fuck you, man.
I'm not in a wheelchair.
Fuck you.
I'm not in a wheelchair, you son of a bitch.
Walk away to skull fuck grand.
God damn it!
Y'all won a war!
Y'all won a war!
Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.
Oh, God, what kind of a joke was that?
What kind of a joke was that, Dreaks, perhaps, man?
Look.
I need to get a breath of fresh air.
I need a breath of fresh air.
I'll be right back before you assholes suck me into this war.
And I'm not afraid to go to war, goddammit.
I've been through three troll wars.
I've been through three of them.
Three troll wars.
And I'm still standing.
I'm still here.
I'm still standing.
So I'm going to go outside right now.
I'm going to take a fucking breath of fresh air before you assholes sucker me into this goddamn troll war.
All right.
And I want you all to think.
I want you all to think how serious the implications of this goddamn troll war treaty is, man.
The troll saw pack, man.
Take it serious.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Gotta drain the Catherine.
Fuck you, asshole, man.
Shut up.
I don't need to drain the Catherine.
And you know what?
I can drink another beer right now.
Right now.
You don't believe me?
Take a look at this.
More beer, assholes.
I need some more beer.
Son of a bitch.
I better go and take a breath of fresh air, man.
I'm this fucking close.
Like a fucking millimeter close from declaring goddamn fucking troll war on you, sons of bitches.
I better stop.
I better stop.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Jesus Christ.
Ghost drink in the main vein.
Go shove it up, your ass.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Maybe you can win a troll war, unlike Vietnam.
Shut up, ghostio Obama.
I'm not Obama.
I'm not afraid to go to war, man.
And if I'm going to go to war, I'm going to win it.
I'm going to win it with so much audacity that you goddamn trolls wouldn't know what hits you, man.
I'll break out Peenix 2.0.
All right.
And I haven't broken out Peenix 2.0 in a long goddamn time.
But you're making me do it, man.
Fight me, Draft.
I just shut up, man.
Shut up.
Don't make me do it.
Don't.
Play Alcoholics Anonymous.
I'm not an alcoholic, asshole.
All right?
I'm not an alcoholic.
I've been through three troll wars, asshole.
Three.
All right.
And I'm still standing.
I'm still here.
11-year internet broadcasting career.
I'm still standing.
I'll break out Peenix 2.0 and you sons of bitches will be scared shitless.
If it's a war you want, you will lose.
And you will become my bitch.
No, you son of a bitch, huh?
Just wait till I break out Peenix.
Peenix and ghost.
You just wait till I break out Peenix, man.
And I'm going to own your asses.
I'm going to own you all.
I'm going to poon your asses, man.
I'm going to teabag your faces.
I'm going to poon your asses.
You son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
I'm going to poon and teabag your asses, man.
You don't know me.
You don't know me, man.
Four if you count Vietnam.
Look, I'm going to take a break before I really start fucking.
Before I say something I regret.
Before I say something I fucking regret, I better calm down.
Give me my fucking beer.
Give me my goddamn beer right now.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Penix is illegal.
If Penix 2.0 is great, they're...
Shut up!
Shut up, man.
That's how I won the troll wars, alright?
Because that's right.
I won them.
Look at the history.
Ghost won the troll wars, man.
Ghost won them.
And I'm warning you.
I'm warning all of you, man.
You don't want a piece of me, man.
I will lay the fucking digital smack down on your asses, man.
What up, ghosts?
I've been enjoying your show tonight.
Too bad Tan and San Antonio Rampage lost to the Texas stars yesterday.
Shut up, man.
Say it, pussy boy.
I got your fucking pussy boy, you little stupid trap-loving piece of crap.
All right?
You little feminine penis-sucking piece of crap.
Peenix is fucking trash.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Why don't you read, man?
Why don't you read and see the damage that ghost has done over the years for?
Oh, God.
I better stop.
I better stop before I regret saying something.
I better stop.
I'm going to walk away.
Okay?
And when I walk away, I'm going to take a breath of fresh air.
And I want you, stupid troll terrorist and cyber vermin to think.
I want you all to think about the seriousness of the bloodthirsty fucking mentality that you idiots have as it relates to this troll war.
Do you understand that?
I want you to understand the seriousness, man.
I've been through three troll wars.
I'm still standing.
I'm still here.
I'm still standing.
I got the nuts a size of grapefruits that'll digitally slap you upside your chin.
I will poon your asses.
Do you understand that?
I will poon your asses and goddamn freaking.
Ah, damn it.
I'll teabag your asses.
There's nothing you can do about it except go.
Thanks for confessing to performing illegal activities.
The FBI thanks you for this.
Shut up.
I never admitted to nothing.
Shut up.
I didn't admit to nothing.
I'm going to take a breath of fresh air, man, before I declare war.
I'm not going to say something I regret.
All right, I'm not...
That's a damn lie!
That's fake news.
Ghost Zero and Four in all wars.
That's fake goddamn news.
That's fake news.
Poon my dick, Fatty.
God damn it.
Look, I'm going to, I'm going to take a break, man.
I can't keep, granny sure love these nuts, you son of a bitch.
I'm talking about my granny.
I'm going to step away.
I'm going to step away.
All right.
Now, when I leave and I'm taking a breath of fresh air, you all better think.
You all better think about the serious danger that you're going to put yourself in is if you mess with the likes of me.
And I'm warning you.
I'm warning all of your asses, man.
You don't want a war with me, man.
You don't want a war with me.
I'm warning you.
This is the last time I'm warning your asses.
This is the last time I'm warning you, troll terrorist cyber vermin, man.
You don't want a troll war with me, goddammit.
I've been through three of them, and I'm still standing.
I'm still standing.
I see members are considering leaving because of this stupid shit.
We are going to the outer circle.
Shut up.
You're a goddamn liar.
That's a goddamn troll.
The inner circle, they're my friends.
They're my family.
This is the ghost alamo.
You underestimate me, you little pricks.
You underestimate me, man.
I'm going to take a break.
I'm going to take a break before I declare something that not only I'm going to regret, but you goddamn sons of bitches.
You're going to regret.
Shut it, you fat cuck.
Shut up.
I'm not a cuck, you asshole.
You're a cuck.
You're a cuckhold connoisseur.
That's what you are.
You're a cuckhold connoisseur, you son of a bitch.
Now, I'm going to take a breath of fresh air.
You better start doing your thinking.
All of you trolls, man.
Drink perhaps girls like Blackjack.
Shut up.
You trolls better think.
You better think about the serious implication.
Time to change this.
I don't have a diaper and I'm not in a wheelchair.
Shut up.
I'm going to take a breath of fresh air.
You all better think.
You all better think.
All right.
I'm going to go ahead and put on the goddamn music that I posted at the beginning of this broadcast.
It's a royalty-free, heavy metal track on YouTube called Insanity Control.
All right.
It's a royalty-free metal track called Insanity Control.
And I want to say cheers to the guy who created it.
I'm going to go take a breath of fresh air.
Don't go anywhere, okay?
I just got to cool down, man.
I just got to simmer down for a second.
All right.
Don't go anywhere.
All right.
You got the goddamn music, engineer?
Because I got to go take a fucking breath of fresh air before I unleash Peenix on these fucking faggots.
All right, you ready?
All right.
I'll be right back, folks, okay?
Don't go anywhere.
I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to take a breath of fresh air.
And you better have some goddamn appreciation for ghost.
You better have some goddamn appreciation for ghost.
Put it on, engineer.
I'm tired of these freaking sons of bitches.
They- Goddamn it!
Appreciation For Ghost00:03:03
Let's let's say get let's say it out of here.
All right.
Ugh, God, man.
I mean, what what a freaking Monday, man.
What a freaking Monday.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
I thought that this episode 31, we were going to be able to have a damn troll war truce.
I sure as hell do not want any kind of troll war happening.
Report ghost.
Yeah, shove it up your ass.
All right, go shove it up your ass.
Now, listen, I want everybody to calm their asses down.
Okay, we're getting way out of hand here.
Okay.
Obviously, maybe some of you are a little, you know, get too much bravado, you know, get too much testosterone in your body right now, and you're not thinking straight, okay?
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to pretend that all you damn trolls and what you said tonight didn't happen, okay?
And maybe we can come back to the negotiating table another day, okay?
you stupid, dumb sons of bitches.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to go ahead and take a little bit of sip of...
I know I keep saying cheap-ass bottle of hooch, but I'm not really going to...
What is this?
Ghost said fast.
I did not, man.
I said bag it, asshole.
Anyway, listen.
And I always, I told you that I stopped drinking Johnny Walker blue label because Johnny Walker decided to be social justice warrior and be pro-migrant crisis in Europe.
And moreover, they changed their bottling to Jane Walker.
Anyway, now I'm drinking a little bit of Chivis.
Chivis Regal blue label.
How do you like that?
Oh, excuse me.
Chevus Regal Blue Label.
Oh, yeah.
So anyway, I want to say cheers to you guys.
I'm drinking it right off the bottle.
I'm not taking shots of this, man.
I'm just, man, I'm telling you, scotch is a great, great thing to drink.
As a matter of fact, I'd buy that for a dollar.
Troll a cost denial.
Shut up, asshole.
Listen to me.
Did you know that Iris whiskey is one of the healthiest alcohols that you can drink, if not the healthiest?
Because aside from whiskey actually being better than wine for the wine attributes, you know, cardiovascular, loosening of blood vessels, etc., there's an antiseptic situation that goes with whiskey.
Whiskey, you know, is used in warfare to kind of disinfect wounds and things of that nature.
So I'm just saying.
We Want A Truce00:13:08
I'm just saying, okay?
All right.
Before we end this negotiation of the troll saw pact, I do want to say that, look, we don't want another troll war, okay?
I'm not afraid to go through it.
I've been through three with them, three of them.
I'm still standing.
But all the goddamn casualties.
Ghost is bloated liver.
Look, shut up about my liver.
All right.
My liver's just fine.
All right.
All right.
My liver's just fine.
Don't worry about it.
I make sure to cleanse it every day when I wake up.
All right.
Don't worry about it.
All right.
I got to go to liver cleanse going on.
Anyway, look, I don't want a troll war.
I don't want a troll war.
I don't want any casualties.
Even if you're an asshole in the chat room or in text-to-speech or on radio graffiti talking garbage to me, all right?
Even if you're in cell energy, I don't want that shit.
I don't want a troll war.
I don't want any of this stuff.
All right.
I want, I mean, you know, can we all just get along?
All right, seriously, can't we all just get along?
All right, now look, we've already been at this for two hours and 45 minutes, all right?
Two hours and 45 minutes.
I've been trying to negotiate this troll war treaty, and it's like you people just want to go and be bloodthirsty.
Y'all want to see digital blood on the goddamn uh information super highway, and I really don't, I just don't appreciate it.
I don't appreciate it one bit, man.
So, obviously, we're going to agree to disagree and disband these talks because uh, I guess we can't uh shut up in the chat room about wanting war, you asshole.
Shut up, this is not a game, this is serious business, man.
All right, Jesus Christ, man.
Give me my goddamn, I'm already done with beer.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer, man.
Jesus Christ, more goddamn beer for Christ's sake, man.
Now, I wanted to be honest with you.
I was thinking about getting a kegerator in here so I can just use the kegerator, but I don't like all that CO2 shit where you got to like, oh, you got to go somewhere to get some CO2 to be, you know, you know, along with the Kegerator, and you got to make sure to clean your hoses.
And I ain't got time for that shit.
I ain't got time for that.
So, I just get, I'm just going to keep getting all kinds of beers.
That's all that's what I'm going to do.
I'm just going to keep getting all kinds of beers.
It's no big deal.
All right.
I ain't got time to be cleaning no goddamn hoses and all that crap.
I ain't got time for that.
All right.
Now that we're just kind of walking away from this, look at this asshole.
Give us war now.
Look at this guy.
You see what I'm saying, man?
This is not going to end well, man.
Stop.
Everybody, stop.
This is not going to end well.
It's not going to end well at all.
And I want everybody to stop.
I'm trying to stop this.
I'm trying to prohibit this.
But you bloodthirsty bastards, you just can't get enough of it, man.
You're sick.
You're a bunch of sick pricks, man.
Look at him in the chat.
Look at him.
War.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Spam that crap.
War.
Jesus Christ, man.
Man, maybe I should just end the broadcast now, man.
Maybe I shouldn't even do radio graffiti.
This is class warfare.
These people are bloodthirsty.
Look at them in the chat.
Look.
War.
Look at them, man.
Okay, look, look, look.
Before I leave the negotiating table, let's do something.
Let's just try something else.
Okay, let's try something else.
How about we do this?
How about we all agree that we're trolls or whatever?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
W for war to W for war, E to end.
W for war, E to end.
Okay.
Why don't we stop having war with each other?
And look at these people.
They're bloodthirsty.
Look.
They're bloodthirsty, man.
Oh, God.
Y'all are making me belch for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, my God, man.
Maybe it should just end, man.
I mean, you know, this is getting really serious.
I don't want it to get this serious.
I'm a melting pot of friendship for Christ's sake.
And everybody across the internet and throughout the world know this, man.
I don't want a troll war.
I don't.
I'm serious.
I don't want a troll war.
This is the, you know, a lot of people got messed up, man.
Obviously, we're not going to come to an agreement.
All right.
We're not going to come to an agreement.
So, you know what?
Since all the text-to-speech trolls got to dominate the show here for the past two hours and 50 minutes, I guess it's time for the, what, what, the poor trolls?
Is that what you text-to-speechers are talking about?
End it, prick face.
I got your prick face, all right?
Ghost is bloated, Liverpool.
Everybody just shut up, all right?
Give us war now.
Shut up.
I guess it's about time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
Hold on.
Am I wrong?
Hold on.
Am I wrong?
What?
Current era radio graffiti is nothing but tards trying to emulate the late greats of 2012.
Using old splices from Darkrazor's channel that were uploaded in 2011 is not a good troll.
One OUF of 10 radio graffiti calls is only halfway funny.
Oh, man.
That's hard, man.
You see, I don't want this war, man.
Troll show, please.
I'm willing to do a troll show, man.
It's you people that are not willing to negotiate.
You're not willing to negotiate, man.
It's your fault.
It's not my fault.
It's your fault.
I'm willing to do it.
You people still want a troll war.
You're bloodthirsty, man.
It's disgusting.
You know what?
I got to break out the devil's lettuce before we start doing radio graffiti, man.
I can't keep going.
Look at this crap, man.
Look at this crap.
This is how the North Korea-U.S. diplomacy got broke down because of shit like this.
You understand that?
That's why Trump and Kim Jong-un couldn't come to a nuclear agreement because of shit like this.
F for the troll show war.
Wait a minute.
There ain't going to be no troll show if there's a war.
There's no troll show if there's a war.
Okay?
God, man, you trolls, man.
Stop, man.
Look, some of the people in the chat room have been listening to me since like 2009, 2010.
These people are being a voice of reason.
I see you in the chat room.
Y'all are being a voice of reason.
You're like, look, I don't want a troll war.
This was horrible.
You know, I was implicated the last time.
I get it.
I get it, man.
Jesus Christ.
No war, man.
Please, man.
No war, man.
No troll war, man.
I've been through three of them, and I'm telling you, it was bad, man.
It was just bad.
Let's just stop, man.
Let me take a drink.
As a matter of fact, let me break out the devil's lettuce because that's the only thing that's going to keep my composure.
Because right now, I want to declare war on them.
I want to be honest with you.
I don't want to.
Radio graffiti equals tard show for bronies and 4chan spastics.
Radio graffiti callers are the same faggots wanting young 2020 so they can get 1,000 bucks and maybe hope to join the TTS Army of Elite Trolls.
Oh, shots, TS4 Life.
Death to Radio Graffiti, aka Poor Circus.
Oh, bitch.
Shots fired.
Shots fired at Radio Graffiti.
Man, that's ouch.
Ouch.
Wrecked.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
That's horrible, man.
I had to take a drink on that note, man.
Ouch, man.
Time to leave.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow, man.
All right.
Let me go ahead and break out the devil's lettuce here.
Now, this is a new strain.
This is called Super Sour Larry.
Never even heard of it.
Super Sour Larry.
I never heard of this shit, but it's not bad.
It's not bad.
It's in the live lock.
It's a hybrid, of course, of Indica and Sativa.
Not too bad here.
Let me go ahead and break this butt up.
There's nothing but sticky icky.
Lots of, you know, lots of crystals of trichonomes and all that shit.
So this should be very well.
It's been suiting me very well.
And right after I smoke this, we're going to go ahead and do some chat room shout outs.
But let me smoke this first, okay?
I hope we can come to an agreement, man.
I'm serious, man.
I want the troll shawl pact.
I don't want fucking troll war, for Christ's sake.
TTS is ghost's drug money.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
I'm not some crack addict or some cokehead or something, man.
Is super sour Larry sort of like leisure suit Larry?
Leisure shoot?
I don't fucking know what the hell you're talking about.
I don't know who you're serving in the glory hole.
Are there other texts to speech trolls just mad that they can't make a high-quality splice for radio graffiti or that they have a fruit bowl voice?
Oh, man.
Step up your splicing game then and you won't be able to do it.
Come on, man.
At least the RG trolls actually try hard.
Come on, dude.
Let's stop with this freaking war, man.
Seriously, man.
Let's stop with the war, man.
This is fucking horrible, dude.
I never wanted this, man.
I just wanted to do a show.
And now, like, I'm going to take a hit of this bowl here of this super sour Larry or whatever the hell it is, man.
I just.
I don't want a troll war.
I don't want a troll war, man.
I tried to negotiate a troll saw pact with you.
I said that I was more than willing to give you a goddamn Saturday Night Troll show, but then you assholes started asking for more and more and more and more.
And you're just bloodthirsty, man.
This is fucking sick.
You people are sick, man.
Jesus Christ, I'm going to smoke, man.
I'm not going to sit here and negotiate with any of these freak shows, man.
Oh, yeah.
You got to hold it in and let it hit the brain.
Got to let it hit the brain, man.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
I'm sorry I had to do it, man.
I just.
Man, there's not a better feeling than getting a little bit buzzed on some beers and then like smoking some reefer or grass or pot or marijuana or the devil's lettuce, man.
It's just anyway, let me go ahead and smoke another one, man.
Legalize It Not Now00:02:54
Was great man.
Man, i'm telling you man, legalize it, not now.
Now I understand.
I mean, legalize it, man.
You know, come on.
Trump, you want to win over people for 2020?
Legalize it, baby.
Legalize it.
Oh.
Wow.
Y'all can hear it in me, right?
You can hear it.
You can just like, man, once Ghost, you know, takes that fucking hit.
It's like, Jesus Christ, man.
I'm sorry.
Don't.
Hey, hey, hey, stop smoking meth, junkie.
I'm not smoking meth, dude.
I'm smoking goddamn marijuana, reefer, tetrahydrocannabinol, you know, that kind of stuff, all right?
Hey, and you know, uh, the reason that maybe it's so illegal is because it could be the miracle drug for us.
You know, I don't think you people understand that.
You know, have you heard that CBD oil is a big deal?
I read here recently that CBD oil actually stopped and inhibited a tumor within a lung cancer patient in the UK.
I'd buy that for a scholar.
Shut that Albans crack habit.
Yeah, shove it up your ass, man.
I'm just saying, maybe that's why they've made this herb, which is nothing more than a plant, so illegal.
I'm just saying, man.
You know, they're just, they don't want us to self-medicate.
They don't want us to self-medicate, dude.
I'm just saying, look it up.
Look it up, man.
Just look it up.
I'm just saying.
I'm just trying to tell you guys.
All right.
Look it up.
There was a guy in the UK, right?
You know, like he was an 81-year-old dude or some shit, right?
He had lung cancer.
And he was like, look, I'm not going to fucking do the chemo and do all that crap.
Are you kidding me?
I'm 81 years old.
I'm not going to survive.
And so he did CBD oil droppings.
Look it up.
It's on the fucking internet, you dumbass.
And it didn't, it like shrunk his lung cancer tumors, man.
81 years old.
I'm just, I'm just, I'm just saying.
Lung Cancer Stories00:14:52
These are, these are stories.
This happened.
And maybe that's why we have so much illegal county jail.
Trust me, radio graffiti is expensive for me.
It's all collect calls from the county jail.
It's definitely a high-class privilege.
Fucking TTS poor fags who do this shit from mom's basement.
I only get to talk to you fucks while I'm in here.
You're in county jail, dude.
County jail radio graffiti.
I've never heard of such a thing, man.
I hope that's a troll, but if it's for real, well, then what's up to my brothers in the county jail?
All right.
All right.
Let me go ahead and get to some goddamn chat room shout-outs, okay?
Now, if you want a chat room shout out, all you got to do is just, you know, tie something to the chat.
I'll give you a shout out right now on the broadcast if you're live with me.
Here we go.
Do we have some people in the chat room, engineer?
All right, who do we got here?
We got X Drang.
We got Rowdy Capitalist Baton Deton.
We got I Crash the Planes Down in Africa.
That fucking asshole.
That's horrible.
I crashed planes down in Africa.
And you did it in the cadence of the song, too.
You did it.
I crashed planes down in Africa.
Ghost, you can call me whatever you want.
In the end, I'll always be known as the guy who got so close to your docks, it's not even funny.
Troll war now.
This time, let's make it nuclear and cause troll Armageddon.
So that the rest of your hair can fall off in-cell energy?
All right, great.
Who else do we got here?
We got German the Frog, Odd Eyes Energy.
who else do we got here we got uh oh by the way hey incel I mean, I hear that you're having a tough time finding a job out there, man.
It's because you're like, you know, just saying, man.
Get a job, man.
Get a job.
And you won't have enough time to be, you know, posting my videos and doing all that stuff.
And, you know, Blake in the house.
Dared Grimm.
We got Hurricane John.
Dear Freckles in the house.
Dude Guy.
There's the Jackler.
What's going on with the Jack?
We got Bo Cephas.
We got Flamin' Creations, Pickleman, Simulator Player23, Ghost Macabre.
That's really funny.
Andy Kaufman, Russell Sterling, Dyer, Prince in the house, Koygier, XN, KG Cretan, Hulk Crow, Hokie Crow, Papa Ghostler, GSH Newser2, Dorito Burrito, Anno Non, whatever the hell that means.
We got Sneakiest Chameleon, Black Shirt Red Eyes, Tijuana Genius, Dyer Gryphon.
Lightning Note.
Hey, Lightning Note, man.
Stop using those dumb fucking pictures in there.
I'm starting to think Insane Energy is Celtic Brittany.
He literally gave himself away saying he was close to your docks.
Yeah, well, who cares?
You know what I mean?
Everybody's always thought that they know who I am.
We got Pylon's TCR videos.
I see.
I'm not going to say that stupid fucking shit.
We got Laxleum.
We got Strider One Trigger.
Scatman.
You're a pervert.
You know that?
You're a goddamn pervert.
Sean Rushford, Train Lover 567.
Dynamo Savage, Spartan 117825.
Backtor.
Pookie from 713.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
You see, I'm losing my voice here because of you pricks.
Jesus Christ.
We've got Cutting Myself Laughing, Heavy Capitalist, SSP, Colonel Transco from Steel Brigade.
Yeah, you leftist prick, even though you got a McCarthy fucking, give him a pimp slap.
Cosmic Corgi, Paul Inc., Private Parts, Ard Hammond 5000.
I didn't even know that you're even with these groups of Jackler and all that crap.
We got Sean Rushford.
We got Sneaky is best.
I'm not going to say Best Trap.
There ain't no best trap.
Are you kidding me?
Holy stars, 8 Equal.
I want War.
You want War 8 Equal?
Jesus Christ.
You're half a tard.
I would expect it.
Adventurous Allison, another Octo, Dead Dedo Possum, Azure Flame.
There's Evil Mera.
That's real funny.
We got Dylan M.
We got Haziyashi Yamada.
So maybe we do have some fucking Isis listener.
Maybe we do have Isis Liv.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm wrong.
We've got Jamie Wilson, the Nutsack Parachute asshole.
Atomic Massacre, the rookie, Danger Dan.
We got Moonman.
Yeah, whatever.
Bob Tom, Gizmo 2046, Nobody E, Hyper Nebula87, The Placeholder, Aaron Tolman, Steven Stinkyverse, Sloth, Mr. Falco Punch, even though you're a Twilly Atkins lover, you fruit.
Frank Zappa, what's going on, Frank Zappa?
Thank you for the $25 dono, man.
Cheers to you.
And cheers to Frank Zappa, by the way.
He was out there, man.
We got Poindexter Rose, even though you're a hater.
Mecho, unknown.
Mecho.
Never mind.
I think that's Spanish for semen or something.
Anyway, Drunkler.
Yeah, real funny.
Dial GA8643.
Hey, what's up, Celtic?
There's Celtic Brody.
Who else do we have?
We got Xavier LaFlame.
Hey, it's Weena One Action.
Is that the real Weena Wanna Action?
Weena.
And today's Asho's birthday?
Is that for real?
Fucking Asho, man.
Fucking Asho, man.
I miss the old, the old Asho, man.
He's, you know, he's, I don't know.
Anyway, Mr. BN King, Odd Eyes Magician.
I'm tearing up for Asho over here.
Jamie Will.
I think I already said Jamie Wilson.
We got Kit Lemonfoot, Raw War, Jubileo, OWO Von Bismarck, Zesty Mordaunt, Big Budget Gamer Steve.
There's Sonic the Hedgehog.
What's up, man?
Kitty Cuddles.
Holden.
What's up, Holden Capital?
Is good to good to see you, man.
And cheers for the past $25 donos you hooked it up with, man.
Cheers to you.
Pan Vo what?
Pavonia Moving Picture Company?
All right.
Rod Sterling, Dyer, Zam City, Marks Jexter, Anthony J.
We got Dr. Festus.
There's that fruit.
We got the American, Bugsy the Bug.
There's Puka Dude.
Fucking asshole.
We got the Drill Master, Atomic Massacre, Shy Guy Mask.
We got Andy Kaufman, Lightning Bolt.
We've got Void, Communist for Trump.
Go shoving up your ass.
Erica Does, Hybrid J, Don Spew, Chris in the house, Han Hanzo.
I should say Han Hanzo because I know you've always hated that.
And by the way, Heron Fuego, man.
We've got Red Dead Hunter, Levon Media.
And hey, Clover, fuck you, man.
I've always seen you talk shit.
You know what, Clover?
Go shove it up your ass.
I've seen you talk garbage to me in the chat room.
I watch a chat room, asshole.
Anyway, we got Brooke Nicole 91.
We've got Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Uppercunt.
We've got who else?
Chevis Regal 7, Second Harvest 7.
Just shut up.
All right.
We've got Alpha Can N1.
We've got, I'm not going to say that name, man.
Who else do we have here?
We got Neon Knight Rider.
We've got El Diablo.
Epsilon.
What's up going on to Epsilon?
Fish Center fan.
Whatever the hell that.
There's Edgy, bra.
What's up with the NASA stuff?
That was actually your deep dude, man.
Edgy, bro.
You're fucking deep.
I'm not even kidding.
Hamster rides.
Hey, fuck you, Hamster Rides.
I'm tired of you putting dot wave after everything that I say, man.
Whoever the fuck you are, you're an asshole.
I see that shit.
That's not funny, man.
We got the Jaybird214, Scoot TM.
We got Alexander, not so great.
Alexander, not so great.
What are you talking about?
Alexander, not so great.
Alexander was great.
Alexander the Great took over the known world by the age of 22.
What the fuck are you doing with your life?
That's why they call Alexander Great.
Anyway, I don't want to talk about Alexander.
Anyway, Sloth, Pete Graham in the house, Azerock 6661.
Who else we got here?
Sandwich, 6 Vinatari.
As a matter of fact, Vinatari sucks a cock with it.
Somebody who's claiming to be Jesus Christ.
Be Mar.
Hey, Be Mar, man.
Why you stop covering my shows, man?
Why you stop covering my shows, man?
Now you got people like Incel Energy over here, like taking the, I mean, whatever.
Hey, hey, somebody named themselves Ghost as a bitch and said I had no balls for saying it.
Got your bitch.
All right.
I'VE GOT YOUR BITCH!
I need some more fuckin' beer up in here, man, you know, I- I can't- I can't get enough beer.
And here, let me.
You hear my nose, right, folks?
It's just like, you know, the freaking mucus is secreting from the orifices out here.
And you know something?
You know something?
I got all my hair, even though you people think I'm bald.
I got all my hair.
All right.
I got a fabulous mane, okay?
I got a, I got a, let me say it in, let me say it in the blacks.
I got a bomb-ass fro, baby.
You know, I got a bomb ass.
Man, I'm still secreting mucus in here.
What is this?
Ghost the puffy.
Yeah, real funny, asshole.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
Where's all this mucus coming from, man?
Good God.
All right.
All right.
We're back.
All right.
Now let's go ahead.
I guess.
Hey, wait a minute.
I'm not a brony asshole.
Wait a minute.
Did I say my dollar?
Hits for Moloch.
Wait a minute.
Why are people saying that I'm a brony?
Oh, Jesus.
Hits for Moloch, era.
Curly Jew for...
Shut up about the Curly Jufro, man.
Stupid assholes, man.
Losing My Voice Again00:03:58
Anyway, here, let me go ahead and.
Man, I'm losing my voice, man.
I'm still trying to get back my voice from the last broadcast, episode 30.
I don't even know what's worse.
Episode 30 or this one, man.
They're just, you know, my broadcasts are getting worse and worse.
I mean, listen to my voice, man.
Let me have one more hit.
I'm sorry.
I got to get one more hit of weed.
I'm sorry.
You people, this is what you're making me do.
You people are forcing me to these intoxicants.
You people are forcing me to intake all this shit, man.
All right.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
Even though the text-to-speech people are saying that this is like, I don't know, the poverty of trolls, which I think is fucking horrible.
Let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you got to do is call that number that's right in front of your face right now, 515-604-9052.
And once the operator broad starts talking, push in that code right there, 844-286 and the hashtag or the pound key.
And once you've done all that, you will be in queue.
You will be in queue for radio graffiti in which you can say whatever it is that's on your mind whenever I call on your area code for the next four to five seconds.
That's why we call this radio graffiti, baby.
It's an emphasis on freedom of speech because that's what us Americans love.
That's what America is accorded, free speech, and we should be celebrating it and we should be using it to the extensions of our abilities to do so.
I love being American.
I love that I have this freedom of speech, and that's why Radio Graffiti, that's what it's about.
That's what it's about.
And wait a minute.
Shut up with the CXs in the chat, man.
Fuck CX.
I'm not even kidding, man.
Fuck CX.
You know what?
You people are talking about trolling me and trolling.
Why don't we troll CX for you know what?
Never mind.
I don't want that war.
I don't want.
I'm already negotiating a war.
You see what happens when you're drinking, man?
All right.
Look, we're going to go ahead and get your radio graffiti.
Like I said.
All right.
Let's go ahead.
And when I call on your area code, you got three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
Let me go ahead and take a chug of this.
All right.
Are we ready for Radio Graffiti Engineer?
All right.
Without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
All right.
I don't know who you, I don't even know who to call first.
Now we're getting more and more calls as we're doing these radio graffitis, man.
How about 518 Radio Graffiti?
Radio Graffiti Begins00:02:12
Get that fucking musical blasphemy out of here, man.
How dare you mix pan fucking terror with 18 ache cowboy shower rate ram ray?
Don't you dare, man.
R.I.P. Dimebag Daryl, R.I.P. Vinny Paul.
You understand?
They were Pantera.
Especially fucking Dimebag Daryl.
All right.
And shut up.
Don't talk shit about this.
And you know what?
Anybody who talks shit about Pantera, ban them.
We're banning you from the chat.
I'm not kidding around.
Anybody who talks garbage about goddamn Pantera, you're getting booted from the chat.
You're out of here.
You see, look at it.
We're not joking around.
Dimebag Daryl, baby.
Vinny Paul, baby.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
How about 614 radio graffiti?
Do you feel alone like a dubbed hambone?
Do you feel jaded enough to hop off a building?
Are you a fail bad man?
All right, I'm going to j-frog.
Don't jump.
Tell us I'm going to love you.
The bad experiment loves you and you're growing misshapen.
So don't be a fail bad man.
It's never too late.
Call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-8255.
That's 1-800-273-8255.
Our operators' bodies are always ready to listen.
Get the fuck.
Get out of here, man.
You know what you're trying to do there, German?
You're trying to besmirch the Pepe image.
Don't besmirch the Pepe image, all right?
You know, I pay people in rare Pepe, you know that not even joking.
Like, you know, people in the inner circle, people that are closing here, here's a rare Pepe.
They're like, oh, ghost, thank you very much.
It's like a payment, man.
I'm paying people in rare Pepe's.
Don't Besmirch Pepe00:14:04
Jeez, who else do we have here?
How about 3-1-5, Raider Graffiti.
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait a minute.
Hold on just a second, okay?
Even though I'm from San Antonio, Texas, and we got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here, doesn't mean that you can be speaking Mexican on my broadcast.
All right, we got a lot of English speakers out here, okay?
Two Nintendo Puto.
All right, two obloing lists por favor, okay?
All right, cool.
All right, who else do we got here?
How about uh 518 radio graffiti?
This is Spargo radio graffiti.
I buy that for a nasty day, ghost tomorrow.
Shut up, asshole.
No, what the hell is that?
You idiot swatting me?
Are you idiots swatting me?
God damn it.
Oh, shit.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, Christ.
No.
Get away.
Get away.
I'm armed.
Get away.
And Billy, open up.
You son of a bitch.
Get this ass on.
That's not funny, you fucking asshole.
Fucking hit your goddamn mouth.
Fucking son of a bitch.
God damn it.
I'm not joking.
That's not funny, man.
That's what.
You see, that's the kind of crap I wanted to get negotiated in today's treaty.
The troll war treaty, the troll shop pact.
We shouldn't be worried about shit like that, man.
That's not funny, man.
Shut up.
That's not funny.
It's not funny, man.
It's not funny at all.
And hey, you idiots in the chat room that think it's funny, man.
I'll fucking, I'll end the show, you piece of shit.
Sit there and shut up.
God damn you, man.
What the hell do you want?
Boring.
This is why Radio Graffiti sucks.
Oh!
Oh my God, man.
Look, I don't want class warfare in my broadcast, man.
All right.
Seriously, calm down with the freaking with the with the with the whatever you're doing.
I don't know what the hell you're doing.
It sounds like class warfare.
I'm not trying to sound like a like a Casio Cortez or something, but calm down.
Calm your ass down.
Calm your asses down for Christ's sake, man.
I don't want a troll war.
All right.
And look at the some people are actually talking sense in the chat room.
They're like, look, I don't want a troll war.
I mean, this is not.
Hey, you want to know why I have a sore throat?
Because of the last show.
Because of Friday.
Because of Friday.
That's why my voice sucks, man.
Not even the whole weekend could remedy what you assholes have done, man.
Assholes in the chat.
I'm like, oh, it sounds horse.
I got your horse, all right?
I got your horse.
It's the size of a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that'll go up your mother's snatch hole and come out her mouth hole.
And I'm sorry to be so vulgar, but you've seen these trolls, right?
You people see these trolls, man.
Jesus, I don't even know why I'm even done.
I tried.
I tried to negotiate a troll treaty today on episode 31.
The troll shawl pack, but it didn't work.
These people are bloodthirsty and they're sick.
And I just, I can't believe these people have souls, man.
Jesus Christ.
How about 213 Radio Graffiti?
The Knife Browler, greater defeat.
Why not?
That's like scratching your nails on chalkboard.
You're going to mix smells like Teen Spirit from Nirvana that catapulted the grunge music into the early 90s with these little fruit punk bastards from Blink 182.
Blink 1822.
All the small things.
They're my schlong thing.
That's why I'm a fucking little cuck.
Say it ain't so, but I am a hole for my cucks.
Bull to go home.
Jesus Christ.
You know what I'm saying?
I understand.
You know what?
254 Radio Graffiti.
That's all I got to say.
Oh, yeah.
I want me some of that.
You know, and I'm not going home until I get me a piece of that.
I love CP.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Take that.
Take that off, man.
That's not funny, man.
Seriously.
This is why I don't want a troll war.
This is my asshole.
This is why I don't want a troll war, man.
And you assholes joking about CP, man.
You guys are fucking pieces of crap.
You guys are pieces of garbage.
Smell that, right?
What is this?
ZZZ two times five minutes using the same FBI.
Oh!
Shots fired from TTS, man.
Ouch, man.
Is this a real war?
Are we in war?
I mean, this is.
I don't know, man.
Let's just continue with Radiography.
I don't want to, I'm not, you know, people are saying that blood is going to be on my hands, and I don't want blood on my hands.
I didn't do nothing.
I'm a good boy.
I didn't do nothing, man.
Hey, let's take some anonymous.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Hey, ghost, I got a question.
What's up?
All right.
Why the fuck did you think that Africans listen to your show?
Like, come on, you really that gullible?
Like Trump said, fucking, that place is a shithole if I click on it.
Hey, shut up.
Actually, I had South Africans a part of my chat rooms, you idiot.
All right, I had many Africans a part of my fucking chat room, and you're an idiot.
You're the idiot, all right?
You're the fucking idiot.
Now that you're, you know, when you were like Lee balling, I'm at least you fucking had some bass in your voice.
I can see, I can, just by you talking the way you're talking, I can tell that you're a glory hole server and you've had a lot of uh you know, deep-throating experience.
That's why you sound like ah, ah, ah, anyway.
Anonymous radio graffiti revelation.
That God can't see Get this stupid God damn atheist Out of my god damn Freaking radio graffiti All right, I hate atheists.
Oh, we're just bacteria on a rock, ghost.
That's all we are.
And we just happen to be around.
You're an idiot, all right?
You're an imbecile, freaking atheist, or just bacteria on a rock.
And then we wonder why these people are like so psychotic.
You know what I'm saying?
Give me a fucking break.
They're already walking around half dead, you goddamn disgusting, pathetic atheist.
How about uh, another anonymous radio graffiti negotiations have failed, ghosts.
There's only one thing I have to say in the text of speech cuck.
Well, unfortunately, I can tell you're an Australian idiot.
Um, and we couldn't hear your little uh, I don't know, what is it?
Gilliard, you know, the broad that you guys that's a Gilliard phone, right?
Gilliard.
Oh, yeah, the patriarchy, you say you're the patriarchy, man.
You Australians, I hate to say it.
I got a lot of people listening to me in Australia, but uh, y'all are cucking hard.
Y'all are cucking hard, all right.
Anyway, uh, who else we got here?
I'm losing my voice for Christ's sake.
I'm losing my voice because of you people, and I hope you're happy.
How about there's somebody from San Ambonio?
Hey, 210 radio graffiti, Dr. Festus, and American Game Master Radio Graffilters, Radio Graffiti.
Just shut up.
I'm not going to sit here.
I'm going to drain the main vein again, all right?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Let me chug the main vein.
Did you just drink all that piss?
Yeah, well I suck my 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage, alright?
Stupid assholes, shut up!
Shut the...
Shut up!
Son of a bitch!
Slice!
Fucking bastard!
Ah, man!
Fucking assholes, man!
Man, this is why my voice is going out, man.
Yeah, ah, you see that, man?
The voice is going out, man.
I just squeezed some lemon in my throat.
So Let's see if that helps.
How about uh, Jesus Christ, who else do we have?
How about uh how about 909 Raider graffiti declared on itself the king of anime fucking anime assholes, man.
What's up with you people in anime, man?
I will never ever be a episode 31.
I thought I could do a goddamn uh troll war treaty and anyway.
Wait a minute, who the hell is this?
Ghost equals troll war profiteer.
Who the hell are you, Radio Graffiti?
We've got pylons, Raider Graffiti, but I am assuring you this: I am making a goddamn list, and I'm gonna release it on the internet.
I'm gonna send it to Trump and every one of his security apparatuses and suggest to them that these folks fuck me!
Suck it!
All right, suck on my thing is fuck me!
Son of a bitch, you see that?
There's the other splicing!
You see how they're just assholes!
They're splicing assholes, man!
They're a splicing bunch of bastards, man!
And goddammit, I'm losing my voice!
I'm losing my voice!
Man, I'm only gonna take, hold on, you know, let me get a hit of some of the some of the devil's lettuce, man!
Some of the devil's lettuce, man.
All right, let's hit the brain.
Let me go, let me, let me, let me chug while it's all these are terrible, low effort calls.
TTS wins because ghost is a whore.
Shut up!
I'm not a whore, man.
Shut up, man.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm what I've been on here for three hours and 35 minutes on a goddamn milky licking Monday taking this garbage.
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You know what?
You know what?
No, no treaty was accepted.
There was no negotiations.
Excuse my goddamn belt.
I mean, things are in the air.
I'm only going to take a couple more.
I'm getting out of here.
How about how about 682 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, ghost.
How's it going?
Happy Monday.
This is Mr. BN King.
Hey, what up, BN King?
How you doing, man?
Doing pretty well.
Just pretty much gone under a common code over the weekend, so I'm actually recovering.
And my voice is kind of a little deep here.
And, you know, if you kind of hear me well, then that's how it is, man.
Hey, you should use that to your advantage, man.
You should go into the singles chats and be like, and you know, just be like real deep about it and be like, hey, hey, I'm BN King.
And I'm over here now.
And I've got a big old schlong.
And I want the brands to understand that I'll do them a long time and make sure that I'll jiggle their uterus out of their ass.
And you should use that to your advantage, man.
Seriously, I'll consider that, Ghost.
I'll consider it.
Anyways, I just want to come up and say goodnight to you, ghosts, and thanks for the show.
And sorry to hear that nothing went on for that treaty, man.
But hopefully, one day it may happen.
But cheers to you, ghosts, and have a good night.
Hey, man, thank you very much, man.
I really do appreciate that.
I'm not kidding, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you know, you should use a deep voice to your advantage.
You know, be like, yeah, and I was out here the other day and schlicking my schlong head around.
And I had these broads over here.
They wanted to tug my balls.
And I was like, I let them tug my balls in the back of the bathroom.
And I said, hey, can I go to your house so that we can do the wild thing?
Because I want more than a ball tongue in.
And I was like, hey, come over here.
And nah.
Anyway, let's go to another caller here.
How about wait a minute?
Don, the manager at King's Bathhouse Radio Graffiti.
Who the hell's this?
Hey, ghosts.
This is Don Luigi.
I'd like to personally thank you because last Friday, I had your broadcast playing and the manly dominance that you were just asserting to the speakers started bringing in a ton of ticket sales.
You know, they're just lining up to drink Johnny Walker blue label.
You know?
So I want to make a business deal with you.
Okay, let's do it.
What's the business deal?
Let's listen to it.
All right.
You give me all the beers that you like to drink, and I will give you a shot.
You know what?
You sound like you just got popped out of the asshole of Richard Simmons.
Okay?
If you're going to come to me at a negotiating table, the least you can do is sound off like you got a panner.
You know what I'm saying?
And anyway, let's continue going on.
I mean, this guy was just seriously, man.
He sounded like the gay escrement off of a pause hole.
No offense to puzzles.
How about 346 radio graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, how are you doing?
I can't hear you.
You know what?
You sound like you're talking from the inside of an ass.
Okay, can you, you know, figure that out?
Maybe call back or something.
Jesus Christ.
Holy shit.
The people were right.
Radio graffiti sucks.
And I side with the top percent one, the TTS trolls.
Let's see which side wins.
Hopefully, the one that keeps shekels coming my way.
Aha haha.
Hashtag false.
You know what?
Shove it up, your ass, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Y'all think I really want a fucking like war or something?
This is not funny, bro.
I mean, seriously, y'all remember those days?
It was bad.
It was bad, man.
Stop being a goddamn child and pick up 937.
This is serious ghosts.
Okay.
I'm trying to help.
All right.
All right.
Oh, here.
Here.
What is this?
Hold on.
If you find this shit funny, you have sub-Saharan IQ.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what?
take a whiff of this all right jesus christ i didn't eat too many beans today that's all you're getting uh all right all right 937 radio graffiti hey ghost how you doing tonight what's up man all right look i've been listening to the show along with jackler and before you say anything yeah jackler as you troll whatnot But genuinely, me and him have been.
Can you speak up?
Can you speak up louder?
You sound like, you know, you're trying to, you know, hide your voice from mommy in the next room.
Speak up louder on some malls.
I got an Obama phone.
I have an Obama phone.
Well, if you have an Obama phone, then you don't have the right to speak to me.
All right.
How about that?
How about that?
All right.
If you've got an Obama phone, you don't have the right to speak to me, man.
I'm a capitalist.
All right?
And I deserve the respect more than a damn Obama phone.
How do you even know what that sounds like?
The Eskimo.
Just shut up, all right?
I'm a goddamn capitalist, man.
I wish people would respect me for that.
All right?
Jesus Christ, man.
I've been shooting pearls, man, for fucking 11 years in my internet broadcasting career.
How about 614 Radio Graffiti?
This one, I'm not even joking.
This is the name.
Beating up niggers that sell fake crap.
We can't.
We can't.
Once again, Obama, Obama phone, Obama phone.
Jesus Christ.
You see what you did, Obama?
Piece of crap.
Obama phone.
Obama phone.
Stupid assholes.
Who else do we have here?
We'll take one more anonymous.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Hello.
I am Captain Fuzztail.
It is with great sadness that I announce the destruction of our Acorn addict homeland by the man they called Ghost.
In our escape, we suffered many casualties, as well as both for our loving yet very racist brothers and all four of our homosexual members.
We have relocated and will no longer stand with this blatant homophobia, and we shall launch a counter.
Wait, hold on.
I'm not homophobic.
Wait a minute.
I'm not homophobic here.
Are you kidding me?
Like, look at all the people in the chat room, man.
Most of these males in here would literally do some over-feminine male in like waifu cosplay.
Okay?
I mean, hey, come on.
Let's be honest in the chat room.
I know you, okay?
Most of you guys, if you saw some, I mean, look at that, look at that fucking, it's hit or miss.
Look at that hit or miss fucking like, you know, teenage boy in cosplay.
Look at that.
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Like, it's hit or miss.
I mean, seriously, man, how am I a homophobe, man?
I mean, people in here, that's what they're doing.
As a matter of fact, I mean, do we have to have another conversation about but sex?
Do y'all remember that episode, huh?
Surprise, butt sex.
Do we have to do that again?
Jesus Christ.
I'm just saying, I am not a homophobe.
I don't care what anybody does.
Okay.
The thing is, is that the institution, the institution that is the LGBTQ are now trying to take state power to subjugate those who have opposing views against they, even though they are protected now because of certain hate crime laws.
And by the way, here this week on Ghost.report, you know, how quaint we brought this into the conversation.
The hate crime laws based on Matthew Shepard and Brian Tina.
Y'all remember Brian Tina, you know?
Boys don't cry.
Anyway, Brian Tina was played by Hillary Schwank in the movie, Boys Don't Cry.
And Matthew Shepard was the reason why gays and LGBTQ folk have a protected status under the hate crime, federal hate crime bill.
Now, I'm about to release an article that shows that these two folks that are being hailed as heroes were drug addicts, were, you know, people who liked to diddle with underage folks.
I'm just, I'm just saying, that's why, here, put it back on the screen, engineer.
That's why right there, you got to bookmark and add to your favorites, Ghost.report.
Because like, look, look, I'm serious.
Aside from all this damn troll terrorist garbage that we're doing, we're doing other things here, all right?
I'm not even kidding around.
We're doing other things and we're doing our thing.
And that's how it is, for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
And you know what?
You know what's sad?
You know what's sad?
Now I've got to go drain the main vein.
You see, I went to go get a breath of fresh air and now I've got to drain the main vein.
Okay.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Look.
You see, I'm dancing around in my chair here.
You know, it's got a, you know, how many beers have I had there?
Two, four, six, eight, ten, twelve.
Twelve beers already trying to pallet you stupid assholes in this negotiation of the troll war treaty.
All right.
I was attempting to try to do this, man.
The troll saw pact.
Anyway, I got to drain the main vein again.
Okay.
When I come back, we're going to continue with radio graffiti, okay?
All right.
Because I don't like the class warfare that's going on with text-to-speech.
Look at text-to-speech over here.
Just tuned in.
I know this is radio graffiti, but I got to know.
After what Nancy Pelosi said about impeaching Trump earlier today, saying that he's not worth impeaching, how much cognitive dissonance is that going to give the NPCs and anti-Trumpers?
They were never going to impeach him to begin with.
They can't do it.
They can't.
They're having too much trouble within their own party.
I mean, take a look at Ocasio-Cortez and all the dumb, stupid word salad that this dumb broad has done.
I mean, they ruined this dumb Ocasio-Cortez broad ruined their green deal.
And then aside from that, this Ihan Omar, this broad that's wearing the hijab in Congress, she's out here calling out even Obama.
Did you hear Ihan Omar calling out Obama?
She said that Obama is worse than Trump.
The only difference was, is that he was a pretty face with a good smile.
So, you know, the Democrats are having their own internal struggle, believe me, man.
They don't know where they're at.
They pandered too much to this ultra-left.
They finally had some ultra-leftists elected in the House of Representatives.
And now the House of Representatives is in complete and utter disdain.
Okay?
And, you know, I want to be honest with you, I'm kind of glad now that we have Ocasio-Cortez and Ihan Omar in the House of Representatives because they are literally, literally causing ripples in the Democratic Party.
I mean, did you hear what the dollar?
Muslim on Muslim crime.
Listen, I'm not joking.
I mean, they are literally having to take back a lot of the garbage that they were peddling during the, oh, we're going to impeach Trump.
We hate Trump.
It's all coming back around to haunt them now.
And, you know, Trump is absolutely politically correct in many different capacities to call the Democrats an anti-Jewish, anti-Jewish party.
And let me tell you why that matters.
You know, anybody who understands the Jewish contingent of political donors, understand that many Jewish rich folk partake in one party or the other or sometimes both.
And you see, once you have Ihan Omar questioning the dual citizenship of Israelis and that are supposedly Americans, that's when all of a sudden all the leftists like George Soros and,
you know, these people that are supposed to be Jewish that are on that side, they can't legitimately give donations to a Democratic Party who is now siding with a, you know, Ohan Omar.
Ohan Omar was a Somali refugee that we let into this country.
And you see, aside from us giving her a chance, she refused to assimilate to our United States culture.
She refused to assimilate to our United States way.
And now she somehow got elected into the House of Representatives.
And now she's doing this.
And she's doing this under the Democratic Party moniker.
So I'm saying this, okay?
Whether you like the Jews or not, they have humongous political power, humongous amount of money.
Now, at this point, all the leftists right now are backing up because you've got Ihan Omar questioning the dual citizenship of Israelis in America.
And you've got Ocasio-Cortez latching her goddamn bandwagon on Ihan Omar.
And what's happening to these people?
Ihan Omar could potentially be yanked out of office by her own party if she continues this.
And Ocasio-Cortez, have you seen Ocasio-Cortez?
She's got all kinds of ethics violations.
You know, all the money she raised, you know, she, you would think being a socialist, right?
You know, she would have just taken the money and like dispensed it equally like a good socialist should.
And then, you know, everybody would have had an equal amount of cash.
Whatever the fuck she's trying to sell.
No, she used all the donations that she had in her goddamn campaign contribution account and she was like funneling it to her boyfriend.
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She was funneling it to her campaign manager.
She was, I mean, this is serious business.
And all this is coming about.
The only reason that this is even being aired into the realm of media coverage is because they are going against the Democratic Party.
So I'm just saying, I'm sorry.
Hey, you people that are in the chat room that are bored about this, somebody, you know, asked about it.
And I'm saying this is why Donald Trump is going to win 2020.
All right.
Whether you dumb asshole cucks like it or not, he's going to win 2020, and that's all there is to it.
I mean, what do you have in the Democrats side running for president?
Huh?
Creepy Joe Biden?
Why don't you YouTube search creepy Joe Biden and take a look how he likes to fondle little girls, other people's wives, etc.
What do you have?
Corey Booker, some guy who's claiming to be black, even though he had a Rhodes scholarship.
You know who Rhodes was?
Rhodes was a part of the diamond mining cartel that took over Rhodesia.
And all you've got to do is just take a look at Rhodesia and take a look at what happened there.
This was, let's just put it this way.
These were white folks killing Africans for diamonds in Rhodesia.
That's why they call it Rhodesia.
It's from Rhodes, the Rhodes Scholar.
Now, I would like for this asshole Corey Booker to renounce his Rhodes scholarship because it's racist.
And the reason I'm saying this is because this asshole Corey Booker, his whole foundation of his campaign is racism, race politics, identity politics.
I mean, hey, hey, Corey Booker, and somebody put this.
I mean, I would appreciate if you could put this clip and send it to Corey Booker.
Hey, Corey Booker, renounce your Rhodes scholarship, okay?
Because it's racist.
It's of Rhodesia.
All right.
Who sneezed?
It was Mrs. Ghost.
She's in the fucking kitchen.
Do you understand that?
Unlike you, Nimrods, who are waxing your cara to Rosie Palm and her five sisters, I've got Mrs. Ghost in the kitchen right now, butt naked, bent over backwards, making me, yay, spaghetti, yay.
All right.
And there's a lot of, there's a lot of spices in spaghetti, all right?
And I'm just, I'm just telling you, man.
I mean, you know, what does the Democrats have?
They have nothing.
They have nothing.
Kamala Harris, some broad who just automatically just ran with the Jesse Smollett crap.
Remember Jesse Smollett?
Remember Jesse?
She ran with it.
Who else have they got?
They got this asshole Julian Castro, the Mexican golden boy out here.
What is Julian Castro running on?
San Antonio?
San Antonio is a dangerous fucking city.
People get shot in the face inside bars in this city.
All right.
I mean, people get shot just standing outside their houses in this city.
I mean, this is one of the most highest burden.
It is a, is this what fucking Julian Castro is going to run on?
I mean, who else do they got?
Who else?
What?
Hillary Clinton?
No, let's do that again.
Let's do Hillary Clinton.
It ain't going to work.
The Democrats are shot.
They've got nobody.
They've got nobody.
What, Bernie Sanders?
Hey, hey, I'm Boynie Sanders.
Hey, hold on, Chris.
What are you talking about?
Hold up.
Rhodesia was an oasis of prosperity in the middle of African shithole countries.
You see?
The whites and blacks there were better off than anyone else on the continent.
Then racist communist Mugabe came and Zimbabwe'd the place up and you see.
Chris understand this, whoever the hell Chris is, he understands the history.
He understands the history.
He's like, hey, blacks and whites were separate, etc.
This is the scholarship that this asshole Corey Booker got his education on.
And I'd like for Corey Booker to renounce his damn scholarship.
How about you renounce it, Corey Booker?
Clip this.
Throw it on the internet.
Jesus Christ.
And then we got the Mexican golden boy out here, Julian Cow.
Who else do we have?
Nothing.
Nothing.
And on top of that, I got to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage before we get to more radio goddamn graffiti for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
Good God.
Anyway, look, I'll be right back.
All right.
I'm going to play the same song that I play at the beginning.
Of course, it's called Insanity Control.
It's by a person that put it up for royalty-free heavy metal track.
Cheers to him.
I'll be right back.
I'm going to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
And all you fruit bowls that like traps can tickle your ass crack thinking about me doing it.
All right.
I'll be right back.
Go ahead, Engineer.
Get me out of here, for Christ's sake.
All right.
Take me out of here, Engineer.
All right.
All right.
Now that I've, you know, drained the main vein, you know, I'm sure all of you, well, hopefully you don't have a female around you.
They're probably fantasizing.
Probably thinking about uh, the 15 and a half inch john home sausage they're probably excusing themselves going into the bathroom and whack, whacking their clitorises off like a windshield wiper, out of whack, and you know what?
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I don't blame them boy, I don't blame them.
All right.
All right, let's go ahead and continue with radio graffiti here, so that um, you know, so nobody accuses me of any kind of like uh, any kind of like, I don't know, like class warfare.
Anyway, you want to call radio graffiti.
Right now there's the number 515-604-9052, the code is 844-286, the hashtag sign or the pound sign, whatever you know it is.
And uh, once you're there, you're gonna be in queue for radio graffiti and uh, let's just go ahead and get to it.
We got a lot of people that just kind of clicked off.
Uh, excuse me um, we're gonna continue with it.
You see you're making me belch.
Uh, who else do we have here?
Um, how about uh, how about 973 radio graffiti?
Hey, there it goes.
How's it going tonight?
How you doing, man?
Uh, not too bad uh, I had a few questions for you.
Uh, for one, uh want to know what's your opinion on uh, the state of West Virginia.
Um, take me home to a place I belong, West Virginia.
Yeah yeah, it's pretty much the only thing that anyone ever knows about this state now, isn't it?
Well yeah, but it's, it's still, it's still uh, you know it's, it's still nature boyish, you know like woo, nature boyish, you know yeah like, I think the one freaking thing that uh, everyone ever says about the state is like oh, you live in Western Virginia.
No, have you looked at the goddamn map?
It's good, it's called West Virginia.
So wait, is there an East Virginia?
All right yeah we, we get it.
You want to get out of West Virginia so that you can go leprechaun your ass around and hopefully get you know somebody.
You know, I get it all right, Jesus Christ, who else do we have here, for heaven's sake?
How about uh man, we got a lot of people calling up.
How about anonymous radio graffiti man?
What, what?
What kind of gay uh, homosexual club music was that man?
Obviously it was European.
I mean good, god man, come on dude look, i'm not against homosexuals, don't get me wrong.
I mean, you know I, I can, I can dig some homosexual music like what in my eyes?
Like the Peshma Hell, show you world in my eyes.
I, I get it, but you know, you know how.
About uh 423 radio graffiti?
Hey, this is Levon here.
Uh, this is Hunter E. Harrison calling from the you were the CEO of CSX Transportation until your employees assumed you and that you just want to give a shout out to Wednesday because he is a you're a nigger man.
I'm sorry.
I know that it was an Obama phone, but did you full autism, man?
I'm just oh my god.
Anyway, cheers to you there, buddy.
It's okay, all right.
We, you know, hey, as a matter of fact, I'm about to have some yay Spaghetti.
Yay!
That's what Mrs. Ghost is making right now.
You know what I mean?
Yay, so it's all good.
Don't don't hate on him, man.
He's all, it's all right.
All right.
It's all right.
You know, autism speaks, right?
Who else we got?
We got 661 Radio Graffiti.
You know, fucking Obama phones.
Can you stop with the Obama phones?
We're in the Trump administration now, boy.
I'm going to have to, you know, we're going to have to do something about this.
How about, uh, who the hell is Star Platinum Radio Graffiti?
Get this idiot.
Get this asshole out of here, you son of a bitch.
All right, you better not be, how about, how about anonymous radio graffiti?
And now for something completely different.
All right, we get it.
That's not.
I don't condone any of this racist stuff, folks.
I just want to put that on the record right now.
All right.
How about 713 Radio Graffiti?
All right, shut up.
We can't even hear you with your Obama phone, man.
Can we can we please get some people that have you know not Obama phones, please?
2-1-0, Ray Deer Graffiti.
0-0, Ray Deer Graffiti.
Why, that Grinch even took the last of the elves' pants.
You're a monster.
Then the Grinch is in Santa Clara.
Oh, he was so late.
He had already turned into a flaming foe.
What's the difference?
Holy shit.
The Grinch fought.
Christmas as we know this.
Burrito?
I mean, I didn't even know I know I didn't even understand what the hell that was.
Can anybody understand that?
I didn't understand any of that shit, man.
Good God.
Who else do we have here?
How about how about another anonymous radio graffiti?
Yeah, lunch your time again.
Now, let's round up all those plans to search the streets of these bigger disease.
Shut up, moon man.
I mean, maybe there is something to the is this like the poor trolls?
I don't know.
I shouldn't be saying, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't be saying that.
I'm fucking drunk, man.
I'm sorry.
I just'm sorry.
I shouldn't be fucking saying that.
Look, we'll take some more.
We'll take some more calls.
I'm sorry, man.
I don't mean to be saying that shit.
Nobody's poor, man.
614 radio graffiti.
Dr. Bestis Radio Graffiti.
I buy that for you.
Destroy everything.
Yes, Ghost.
You are mine now.
Just like this entire country is mine.
You know me.
I am George Dora.
You must provide our master with glass and shoddy paper.
Go, my dad.
Clay, what a master.
Take it, take it out of here.
Take it out of here.
Take it out of here.
I mean, what am I?
What am I supposed to do with that?
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I mean, seriously.
Jesus Christ.
Goddamn freaking beer cans all over the freaking place, man.
Damn, man.
Jesus Christ.
Where are we at here, engineer?
Uh...
Shut up, hamster rides, you asshole!
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
18 naked trannies in the source of trans ranch.
Big hard, throbbing, feminine penises wanting to be sucked.
18 naked channies wanting to be fucked.
Trinities in the source at trans ranch.
What the hell?
On their knees such straight boycotts.
Is that Amy Daly?
Hard trannies or feminine penises throbbing hard.
18 more wild trannies out in the yard.
Big bulging feminine penises ever so hard.
That sounds like Amy Daly, man.
God blam ranch.
Oh, God.
18 naked feminine penises.
I mean, oh my god, man.
I need some more beer.
If I'm gonna continue on with this radio graffiti, I need more beer, man.
All right, listen to Mrs. Ghost out there, man.
She's doing some wicked work with the fucking spaghetti, man.
Maybe I should just end this shit, man.
Maybe I should just end it now.
Instead of sitting here, hold on.
That sounded just like Amy Daly.
I know.
I know Amy Daly, man.
We were close, man.
We were like this.
All right.
Here, let me get some more freaking wacky tobacco, man.
I'm not even kidding me, man.
I'm just freaking aiming.
18 feminine.
Feminine penises?
Feminine.
Can somebody tell me what the difference is when you got a feminine penis versus a regular penis?
This is some major debate within the incel community, man.
This is a bad.
I don't get it.
I don't get it, man.
Let me get the goddamn smoke.
There it is.
There it is.
Let it hit the brain, baby.
Let it hit the brain.
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All right, we're going to continue.
We're going to continue with some more radio graffiti.
All right.
Who do we got here?
How about 732 radio graffiti?
Yo, ghost, this is Pico Stonk to Hedgehog31 here.
How you doing tonight, my man?
Hey, how you doing, Sonic?
How you doing, man?
Oh, I'm doing pretty good, actually.
I'm sorry about this little warping I got you brought up today.
I think we should just forget about that tonight.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I think we should get, you know, just forget about that tonight.
So how are you doing, man?
I'm doing very good.
I'd just like to go give a quick shout out to Xara Hawks.
Shout out to you, and also shout out to the engineer.
Hey, engineer, you rocked, man.
Keep it up.
The good work.
Hey, thank you very much, Sonic the Hedgehog.
Look, you got a lot of haters going on in the chat room.
But, you know, haters are going to hate, man.
All right.
They're just going to hate.
How about area code 908 radio graffiti?
Hey, ghosts.
What's up?
Oh.
You said you like Fleetwood Mac, right?
Well, I can't hear you.
Speak up.
You said you like Fleetwood Mac, right?
Yeah, yeah, why?
I'm seeing them this Wednesday.
Yeah, but Lindsey Buckingham isn't there, man.
Nah, but the replacement's pretty good.
What's your favorite Fleetwood Mac song?
Probably Don't Stop.
Don't Stop?
What do you think about what do you think about Gypsy?
Gypsy's pretty good.
What about You Make Love and Fun?
That's a great song, too.
That's a beautiful song, man.
You get it, man.
You're definitely a Fleetwood Mac fan, man.
Because look, these assholes are going to say that, hey, ghosts, that's boomer music or whatever the case might be.
But hey, Fleetwood Mac made some great music, man.
Great music.
And don't cross Stevie Nicks because Stevie Nick's, you know, Lindsey Buckingham thought that, you know, he could cross Stevie Nicks.
Now this guy had open heart surgery and, you know, his voice is gone.
So, and believe it or not, Stevie Nicks is a witch.
And if y'all have never heard Make Loving, you make Loving Fun.
That's not a Stevie Nicks song.
That's the other chick.
Beautiful, beautiful song, man.
Beautiful song.
Anyway, sorry, I don't mean to let my boomer show.
Who else do we have here?
Stevie Nicks Is A Witch00:03:24
How about 712 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, girls, this is Buck Hacker Don.
What's up?
Hey, too bad about that rampage DMS thing.
All right.
I can't even hear you.
You sound like you've got something in your mouth.
All right, take whatever you have in your mouth and maybe we'll hear you next time for Christ's sake.
Good lord.
How about 513 Radio Graffiti?
They're always trying to fuck over the Goyan that my review on Hebrew user redestruction of the shut up.
No, don't do that.
All right, don't do that.
I'm on YouTube now, man.
I'm on YouTube.
I'm in the big time now, man.
We can't be doing that shit.
Jesus Christ.
How about 619 Radio Graffiti?
Because I gotta go take a fucking breath of fresh air before I unrelease penis on this fucking planet.
Shut up.
You have an Obama phone, and that was a splice.
I never fucking said that.
All right.
How about 706 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, girls, how's it going?
Who the hell is this?
It's Jordan Peterson again.
I'm just calling to see how it's going for you now.
Jordan Peterson?
Yeah, I wanted to promote my new book.
It's called Wash Your Penis.
Really?
When is it coming out?
It's coming out probably on the 4th of July, you know.
The 4th of July?
Aren't you Canadian?
Well, I like to, you know, get with the youth on holidays.
I enjoy every single one of them.
So, what's the basis of washing your penis?
Well, it's about young gentlemen who want to go out and meet new girls.
You know, a lot of times they're not really prepared for the, you know, sex, so they need to wash their penis and make sure it's looking nice for those, you know, girls.
So, how many pages is this book?
It's about 500 pages.
It's a pretty intense, detailed book about, you know, we're going step by step here with the penis washing.
All right, get this sick out.
Get this, get Jordan Peterson out of here for Christ's sake, man.
I know you're supposed to be about self-help and all that crap, Jordan Peterson, but good God, washing penises.
Jesus Christ, who else do we have here, man?
anonymous radio graffiti all right we we get it we get We get what is played in Scandinavian gay clubs.
We don't, we get it, all right?
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Meanwhile at Ghost Ghost Show After Party.
Jordan Peterson Penis00:05:02
Shut your mouth.
Don't worry about the main floor choices, all right?
That's right, I want you to keep contributing.
That's right.
Oh, yes, that's it.
Oh, yes, keep contributing.
Don't worry about the bankboard charges.
All right, it may be shameful.
It may be my fault.
Who knows?
Who cares?
Keep contributing.
Hurry up.
All right, Timothy.
oh my god you chipped uncle bony these ankles oh my god did you build a vine son of a bitch you shut up Shut up!
Shut up and let's go!
Look, man, I'm not.
I've already been on for four hours and 20 minutes.
I've already been on for four hours and 20 minutes, and I've been trying to negotiate this troll war treaty, man.
I've been trying the troll saw pack, man.
And you sons of bitches, you are bloodthirsty.
You're bloodthirsty.
You want to go to war?
Wait a minute, it's 420.
Hold on.
You ought to go to war, man.
So look, let's just...
There's no war declared, okay?
There's no war declared.
Let's just, let's just mellow out, man.
All right, let's just mellow out.
You don't want to fucking war with me, you piece of shit.
423 radio graffiti.
Hey, you need to clean your penis.
Get this stupid.
Get some bass in your voice, you stupid fruit bowl.
Good God, this is what we're raising in schools, man.
205 radio graffiti.
Hey, ghosts.
Yeah, what's up?
So, you know how you've been getting told by that dude, Anal Sausages?
Well, this is him, and I'm him, and I use your voice to make music.
Yeah, That sounds like real good music.
I mean, you sound like a nasally son of a bitch.
All right, I mean, what's going on?
What's what's clogging up the sinuses there?
Hi, I'm Anal Sausages, and I just want to tell you that I am the one that's down here.
How are you doing, bird?
Hi, I'm snuffle up against and I want man.
I want to suck a schlonghead.
All right, I mean, let's let's move on.
Who else do we have here?
I'm about uh how about 515 ready to graffiti.
Hey, how's it going?
What's up, man?
How's your night going, man?
It's not going great, but thanks for asking.
Well, just don't let these people get to you.
You're going.
I'm a capitalist.
You're a capitalist.
Just keep on going, man.
Yeah, I hear you, man.
I hear you, man.
I mean, I wish I was like one of these schmucks that was just like so simple in life.
Like, you know, how did it go the last time?
Yeah, I was getting this broad.
And this broad was getting naked.
And I decided to motorboat her tits.
And I wanted to go over there, motorbate her tits.
And she got like a little hot.
And she started rubbing up on the Johnson.
And I was like, and Can my Johnson get a little piece of your little fart box and you know, I wish I was that simple, man.
You know, I really, I really wish I was that simple.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti What kind of punk is that old punk?
How Do You Figure That00:08:48
All right, look, I'm going to give like two more calls and I'm getting out of here, man.
I mean, there's another 210 radio graffiti.
I don't know or oh God.
How do you figure I win?
How do you figure that?
I won.
How do you figure that?
How the hell do you figure that this is a goddamn win for me?
It's a win for you.
You son of a bitch.
What are you talking about?
I never said.
Shut him up.
Shut this asshole up.
I never said that, you asshole.
That's a splice.
Everybody knows it, man.
Son of a bitch.
This is a goddamn splice.
Everybody knows it, man.
Oh, my God.
My voice is going out because of you.
It goes back to the last show, man.
It's because of you, ha, ha, ha.
Ugh.
I'm just, I should just, I should just end this, man.
I did that, man.
713 Radio Graffiti.
Wait, wait, is this Horny the clown?
It's Horny!
It's Horny the Clown!
There he is!
There he is!
Horny!
Horny the Clown!
Oh my God, man!
What a breath of fresh air, man.
I was just about to, maybe we should end on Horny the Clown, man.
We haven't heard him in years, man.
In years.
Memories in the corner of my mind ain't nothing like a little bit of memories.
Maybe we should end on that, man.
I mean, this has been a horrible show, man.
Four hours and 26 minutes.
I can't believe I spent four hours and 26 minutes trying to negotiate the troll war treaty with you scumbags, man.
I couldn't believe it, man.
Radio graffiti equals fail.
Autistic army.
Oh, come on.
No, man.
None of that class warfare crap, man.
Seriously.
We should end it.
Just in radio graffiti, man.
I don't want to just end it now, engineer.
End it now, man, because I don't want none of this.
Goodbye is right, man.
Stop with the class warfare stuff, man.
All right.
I mean, is this what the troll war is going to be about, man?
It's a troll war class warfare or some shit, man.
It was good to hear Horny the clown.
To be honest with you, man, it was old school, man.
Look, Maybe everybody out there that's bloodthirsty for troll war, maybe you just have a bad case of the Mondays, okay?
I'll come back on Wednesday and let's and hopefully you'll you'll think about it, you'll sleep on it, man.
You'll be able to think about this treaty that we need, man.
Why are we fighting each other?
I mean, why don't we vent our frustration in an enemy here, man?
Like the mutual enemy.
How about that?
How about that?
How about that as an olive branch?
Huh?
Oh, Jesus.
Look at these war.
Everybody, look at these assholes in the chat room.
They want war.
They want no treaty.
So war now.
Are you kidding me?
No eggplants in the chat, you son of a bitch.
No eggplants.
Welcome back, Corny the Clown.
Yeah, yeah, welcome, Black.
No war!
No war!
You son of a bitch, no war!
Shut up, man!
This is serious!
This is serious, man!
God damn it!
Shut up!
Shut up with the eggplants and shut up!
This is serious, man!
No war, man!
Ghost inner circle equals mutual enemy.
Don't fucking don't play psychological games with me.
Don't play psychological games with me, you son of a bitch, man.
The inner circle, they're my friends.
They're my family.
And shut up with the eggplants in the chat, you sack of crap.
Look, there's no war.
I want everyone to understand right now that I'm officially putting it out there that there's no war.
There's no fucking war.
Shut up in the chat room, man.
There's no war.
No war.
None.
And I want everybody in the chat room that's still here to agree to that shit, man.
I want you all to agree.
Wait a minute.
You won.
What the fuck did you win, man?
We're in negotiations.
What the fuck did you win, you stupid idiot?
We're in negotiations, you son of a bitch.
Shut up.
Shut the hell up.
You didn't win nothing, man.
We're in negotiation.
I don't want a troll war.
I don't want a troll war, man.
This is serious.
This is serious business.
A lot of people are going to get hurt.
A lot of people are going to get hurt, man.
A lot of people are going to be forced off the internet, man.
Stop.
No war.
No war.
Read my lips, you sons of bitches, man.
No war, man.
Shut up.
No fucking war, man.
Shut up, man.
That's Trice 31.
Shut up.
I'm trying to stop the troll war 4.
We don't need troll war 4.
Do you hear me?
Ghost won this time because this was such a massive fail show.
You did nothing but carter to trolls and offered nothing of substance.
Shut up!
Come on, this is the troll connection.
Now go fuck off and eat your spaghetti.
I don't want a troll war!
Do you understand me?
I don't!
I don't, man.
I don't.
And you should fucking win anything, man.
Shut up in the chat room.
You didn't win anything.
You didn't win anything, man.
We're still in negotiation.
We're still in negotiation.
Shut up.
You didn't win anything.
You didn't win anything.
Shut up, bitch.
You didn't win anything.
Shut up, man.
Shut up, man.
Ghost cocks to troll.
Shut up, man.
I better not see a fucking eggplant in that fucking chat room.
I better not see it, man.
I don't want a war.
I don't want a war, but you keep asking for it, man.
Never gonna give up, huh?
You're never gonna.
I don't want a war.
I don't, man.
People are gonna get hurt.
Things are gonna happen, and you're gonna regret it.