Ghost hosts a chaotic "Spring Break Baller Friday" episode where he battles aggressive trolls accusing him and guest Captain Desi of pedophilia and drug addiction. Amidst claims of a coordinated "false flag attack" by users like Jackler, Ghost smokes marijuana on camera to prove sobriety while discussing insurance conventions and gaming PC costs. The broadcast devolves into profanity-laced rants about 5G conspiracies, racism, and personal insults before Ghost abruptly ends the show, declaring that the trolls have made his life a living hell. [Automatically generated summary]
And you're listening to episode 30 of The Ghost Show.
Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
It's a Spring Bank Baller Friday, baby.
A spring break baller Friday.
How about you giving me a break, trolls?
Trolls Ruin The Show00:14:36
How about giving me some kind of a little bit of a break?
Jesus Christ.
Oh my god.
I hope.
I hope that you could give me a goddamn break, trolls.
Do you understand me?
Do you understand me?
Oh, Christ.
Three, two, blast off.
All right.
And look, they're already donating.
You're already starting this crap off bad.
All right.
This is episode 30.
It's a Baller Friday.
Let's make it a good one.
All right.
Let's make it a goddamn good one, you sack of crap.
And I'm talking to you, trolls.
I'm talking in your face.
I'm talking to you right, your goddamn filthy, disgusting, pimple, goddamn pop-dart eating faces.
Let's make it a good episode 30.
Baller Friday.
Spring break.
How about you, trolls, giving me a break?
Jesus Christ.
All right, go ahead and take me out, Engineer.
Take the goddamn, take it out of here for Christ's sake.
Oh my god, what's going on, folks?
Happy Baller Friday to everybody out here.
Hey, let's let's calm down.
Go on see ghost on CPT.
I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
I gotta replay some of these.
This was the first one here.
Stop being late, Hambone.
Also subscribe to PewDiePie.
Shut up about PewDiePie for Christ's sake.
Here's the next one that came out, and it's course Captain Autism.
Jesus Christ.
Four, three, two, blast off.
This is True Jackler Radio.
The badass of business.
Give him capital in the middle.
Shut your ass for Christ's sake.
I don't even know why we're completely complete the market.
Here's the prognostic.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
This is my show, The Ghost Show, episode 30.
All right, for Christ's sake, man.
From February 2018 to February 2019, about 1.8 million more jobs were created in America for workers between the ages of 3% of those new jobs went to American-born Bureau of Labor Statistics.
Yeah, okay.
Trump cucked again.
Yeah, shove it up your ass, all right?
Go shove it up your ass.
Yeah, it's Baller Friday.
Yeah, real funny ass.
Look, this is episode 30.
All right, let's just calm my ass.
Let's just calm our asses down.
No break for you until you give us a break of that Kit Kat bar.
What the hell is that supposed to mean, you stupid sorry sack of crap?
Can I work for you?
You seem to be...
Listen, shut up!
I always tell you people that I'm on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday around 8.30-ish.
You seem to be living in the world.
Around 8.30-ish.
Around 8.30-ish.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Jesus Christ.
Dang, Ghost, you're ducking just like Trump.
What are you talking about?
Come on, man.
Did you fall off your window?
It's a Friday, man.
It's Baller Friday.
You think I'm excited about spending all this Baller Friday time with you, trolls?
Seriously, man.
Just shove it up for you.
Make your show short.
Captain Autism, alright?
Go shove it up your ass.
No breaks for you, Jew.
Come on, man.
Look, it's a spring break, Bowler Friday.
How about you, trolls, giving me a break, man?
Manafort first, ghost, next.
That's not funny, man.
That's not funny at all.
And free Paul Manafort.
Free Paul Manafort.
What is this?
Maybe a more accurate way of saying this is only 3% of net job growth went to American-born men.
Either way, you get the point.
Go shove it up your ass.
1.8 million new jobs.
Nothing.
60K went to American born men.
Look, you're taking one month's growth of jobs.
30 episodes of dog shit.
Go shove it up your ass, alright?
Go shove it up your ass.
Look, stop trolling, alright?
Anal volcano eruption.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Look, Trump didn't cock, you sons of bitches, alright?
Don't you understand that?
Hey, ghost.
I have to say that Ash Wednesday was a crazy one, especially the $25 and $100 donations.
I mean, the trolls were making it worse the last episode.
on Thursday because I have college.
Happy Baller Friday, Ghost, and shout out to the engineer.
I appreciate it, Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
They were making it rain the last show.
I don't even understand.
Happy Baller Friday, Ghost.
You need to make the intro longer before you start the show so people have time to get set if you're gonna be late.
I'm not shut up, all right?
Eastern time, shut up.
I'm always around.
Shut up, Captain Autism.
Don't start that crap.
I'm gonna be around 8.30-ish Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
8.30-ish.
No breaks on June 20.
Shut up with that goddamn crap.
Don't bring that crap up.
Listen, it's a Baller Friday.
Just give us one real show, you fat fucking hambone piece of shit.
I'm trying to give you a show.
Look at you.
You won't even let me talk.
You won't let me talk.
You won't even let me talk.
The block reward of the Bitcoin network is expected to decrease by half in 15 months.
And traditionally, a block reward halving has led the price of Bitcoin to rally because it reduces the rate in which new BTC is produced.
Well, that's very good insight, can't abuser.
Stop trying to take my job.
No, ghost, that was over the course of one year.
Mr. and Mrs. Joe Six Pack don't like immigrants.
Go shove it up your ass, D-Ray.
Stop it.
Go shove it up.
That's a goddamn lie.
Over the past several years that this president has been in office, he has produced 5.6 million new jobs into the American economy.
5.6 million new jobs.
I mean, that is unprecedented growth in any time in not only American history, but world history as far as I'm concerned.
5.6 million jobs.
And you know what?
That job growth is continuing to grow, and no one's there.
No one's there to fulfill these jobs.
Manafort Prison Rape LOL.
Shut up, man.
Free Paul Manafort, man.
If you're going to jail Paul Manafort for the kind of things that he is supposedly alleged of doing, then they should be putting Tony and the other Podesta, the skinny Podesta in deal.
Tony and the other Podesta.
Hillary's Podesta.
John Podesta.
Yeah.
Hey, they should be throwing Tony and John Podesta in jail because they were doing the exact same thing.
Hey, folks, it's Baller Friday.
Tonight's episode is brought to you by Taco Bell.
No, it's not.
It is not.
Engineering is not a good idea.
No, it's not.
I never said that first off and shove it up your ass.
7:50 p.m. Central Standard Time, the 8th of March, 2019.
Taco Bell.
I wouldn't mind.
That's sponsored by Taco Bell.
Get out of here.
Smoking pot of friendship.
Now you're going to give me crap because I, you know, occasionally partake in the devil's lettuce, the grass, the referral.
Make America cucking.
How do you idiots figure that we're cucking?
I don't understand it, man.
I mean, this is a great economy that we're living in right now.
There are more jobs than there are people looking for jobs right now.
The Dow is down minus 0.09%.
The NASDAQ is down minus 0.18%.
Why are you doing my job?
I see markets are going down because Trump keeps cucking.
Go shove it up.
The markets are going down, you morons, because we have a House of Representatives that are made of a bunch of cooksters.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Trump is not cooking!
Shut up!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I've done it again.
Whoever this guy ghost quotes.
You're an asshole.
You're an asshole.
Be careful.
My penis is bent and overused.
I don't even know what this guy's talking about.
Can you shut up, please?
All right.
Good God.
I'm in a wheelchair.
And I'm not in a wheelchair.
All right.
Here's this D-Ray.
And how many of those actually went to native-born Americans and not a bunch of Indians on H-1Bs?
What are you talking about?
Someone you need to follow on Twitter because he's smarter than you.
I think that you need to understand that there's not enough Americans to take some of these jobs that are available.
Albin Last.
Prison Butt Loving for Stone, Manafort, then Albin.
Now shut up that- That's not funny.
And free Paul Manafort and free Roger Stone.
Hi, Phil Swift here with the Flex Seal family of products.
Jesus Christ.
Why are you all the original Flex Seal is available in any of the cameras?
Why do y'all voting and put stuff like this?
It doesn't even make any sense.
I don't know if you're going to be a toolbox or glove compartment, making them put their pairs on the go.
Heavily tax automation killing jobs plus $1,000 for every American equals young people.
Shut up.
Here's the gang gang over here.
Think that we're just supposed to give $1,000 to people because they were shitting out of a uterus pipe and they're breathing.
Oh, that's great.
The trolls aren't the only one on a streak.
The Dow posted a five-session loser.
Shut up.
Whoever this text lady is.
I'm trying to do my job, you asshole.
The NASDAQ dropped 13.
I mean, weren't you just critical about automation taking jobs, and here you are, you gotta fucking text the speech lady.
Taking my job!
What kind of sense does that make, man?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
The inner cuckle, go shove it up your ass.
Don't talk about the inner circle, all right?
I'd rather be sitting here talking to the inner circle than be taking this type of troll terrorist cyber vermin crap that I take from you assholes every time I do a broadcast.
Look, it's a damn baller Friday, all right?
It's March time.
March madness.
All right, it's spring break time.
How about you, trolls, giving me a break for a freaking couple of minutes, all right?
Good God, it's just never gonna end.
You know, I always thought that it's finally all this trolling, all this Tom Foolery, this internet Tom Foolery, it was all gonna come to an end at some point.
But here we are, it's never gonna end like Paz Manafort's nigga.
Stop this crap now!
This is episode 30, man, a spring break bowler Friday!
Shut up!
Trebek's got a new PC.
What the hell?
Don't do that to Alex Trebek, man.
Shut up.
I'm the real talent of the show.
You're my shut up, text-to-speech lady, all right?
People are listening to this broadcast because it's the ghost show, and they're listening to me because I'm the talent.
Ghost!
You understand that?
I've had an 11-year internet broadcasting career, for Christ's sake.
I've got an 11-year internet broadcasting career, and I just wish that some of you freaking disgusting, filthy internet people.
I wish that you people would just understand and have a little bit of appreciation for that, man.
Just a tad bit, a little bit of appreciation, and a little bit of respect.
11 years of dog shit.
Fucking.
Shut the hell up, man.
I'm not joking.
I don't have to be here.
I don't have to be here.
Hello, yes.
You are totally doing good show.
Yes, Trump is my husband.
Yes.
What the hell are you talking about?
I said it, pay me now, yes, and I hold your hand.
Yes.
Shut up, man.
Don't disrespect the first lady like that, you sack of crap.
No, end the show, bitch.
I've got your bitch.
Wrong, it's the text-to-speech ladies show.
You're just the copy.
Shove it up, your ass.
I've got your bitch.
I don't need to be here.
I just want to freak that.
I want to put that as a point of emphasis in your goddamn brains right now that I don't have to be here.
This is a baller Friday, for Christ's sake.
We got spring break time.
All right?
Everybody's out for spring break, man.
I could be partaking in some of the spring break activities.
I could be having a margarita while seeing some spring break slut bags.
Get on some goddamn ballroom tables and shake their rump whatever, instead of sitting over here messing around with you, goddamn sons of bitches man, then leave you, fat fuck goddamn it.
Shut up, you son of a bitch.
Ah damn it.
Leave then bitch, i'm the host anyway.
Screw you man, screw you.
Don't tempt me.
Don't tempt me, goddamn son of a bitch, don't tempt me.
Ghost is a big stinky.
I got your freaking stinky huh.
Then don't be here, bitch dude.
Goddamn tempt me.
I'm not joking.
I'm not in the mood.
I'm not in the mood.
I'm not in the mood for this crap.
Then leave bitch don't.
God damn it.
This time I got your bitch spring love.
Come back to me, edgy bruh.
Thank you, man.
Are you referencing Stevie B the, the infamous freestyle singer?
How's it going?
Spring love, come back to me.
Spring love.
I remember that.
I remember that goddamn song.
All right.
And here's D-Ray.
What are the lies?
You just.
You know damn well what I mean.
Trump has betrayed his base by watching the body.
He's not betrayed nothing.
He's not betrayed nothing, D-Ray.
You're a goddamn liar.
I wouldn't be surprised if you were paid by the DNC to say this crap.
My previous text-to-speech didn't play.
What are you talking about?
It played.
What are you talking about?
Stop Posting Eggplant Emojis00:16:07
Quit bitching, you bitch.
I've got your bitch.
I buy that for a dollar.
I've got your bitch.
Leave $5 whore, you son of a bitch!
I'm not a whore!
Son of a bitch!
Thomas Albin, you are fired for doing a damn job.
Alright.
Shut up!
I'm not a whore!
Alright!
Damn it, whoever the text-to-speech lady is, man, shut up!
Shut up, man!
My point C, man.
Happy Baller Friday, man.
I know.
I'm just, I'm trying.
I'm trying to have one.
I'm trying to have a Happy Baller Friday.
Running high, you bitch coward.
God damn it, I've got your bitch!
Eggplant to quit, bitch!
I better not see no goddamn eggplant emojis in the goddamn chat room!
I'm warning you!
I'm warning all of you!
I'm warning all of your asses!
Spring lovin happened so fast.
Spring lovin came in his ass.
Oh my god, what kind of perverted crap is that, Holly?
And are you putting eggplant emojis in the chat room?
I told you not to!
I told you, sons of bitches, not to!
I told you not to!
Son of a bitch!
You better listen to me, chat room!
I'm telling you this right goddamn now!
If I made you a Twitter account so you could debate some of these pause hole idiots like Ryan James Gurduski and Columbia Bugle, would you use it?
Serious question?
Twitter?
Are you kidding me?
You want me to use Twitter after what they did to me?
After what Twitter did to me?
Listen, ghost.
I respect you and admire the talent and hard work that you do for this show.
But, bro, you seriously gotta chill and stop being a bitch.
What?
Art Hammond, come on, you asshole!
Come on!
Indeed, you're having a bit that goddamn eggplant emoji!
Go shove up your ass!
The bitch show!
I've got your bitch!
I've got goddamn bitch!
I've got bitch!
Damn it!
How dare you!
How dare all of you posting those stupid eggplant emojis?
Why don't you take that goddamn eggplant emoji and shove it straight up your clogged up poop shoot?
Anybody who puts an eggplant emoji is a homo!
All right, why are you like that?
Anybody who puts a goddamn eggplant emoji is a homo!
I buy that for a dollar!
Hail, bitchler!
Hail, bitch!
God damn it!
Son of a bitch!
I've got your bitch!
Damn!
Assholes, man!
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh god, look at look at look at they're still posting goddamn eggplant emojis, man!
I already said all of you people in the chat Whoever posts eggplant emojis is a hobo god damn it, I got you know what I'm not letting you goddamn trolls ruin this spring break baller Friday episode 30 I'm not I'm not letting you all do this.
All right, I'm not letting you all do this.
I'm gonna celebrate the baller Friday like I should be celebrating it And you know what time it is, all of you people.
You know how I celebrate Baller Friday.
What do you want, Jackler?
We've found something that you will really want to see about your favorite captain.
What we have found for you will avoid a future inner circle betrayal.
What are you talking about, Jackler?
Don't be causing, don't be causing drama, Jackler.
And go jack yourself off with that drama, okay?
I'm not letting you trolls get to me.
I'm not letting you internet people get to me.
You've got my bitch.
Well, guess what?
I've got your teeth.
Don't talk about my teeth.
I'd buy that for a no- It's the eggplant emoji show, you- GOD DAMN IT, CAN YOU SHOVE THESE DAMN ANGPLANTS UP YOUR HANDS, SON OF A BITCH!
Oh, God.
Get this crap out of here, man.
You goddamn eggplant fence, bastards.
Oh, God.
Can abuser.
Yeah, real funny, can abuser, man.
Real funny, man.
Real funny, man.
Dirty crap wheelchair.
Yeah, you're real funny, you asshole.
Real funny.
And what do you want, Art Hammond?
Hey, Ghost, I'm sorry about that.
It was very uncalled for, but I was just kidding around.
I'm very silly about that.
Shut up.
No, you're having an argument.
Eggplant.
Oh, God, shut up, you ass.
Don't you sorry, man.
And now for the markets.
The markets are instruments for capital.
Shut up.
Shut up and let me do my Bowler Friday.
Shut up!
Fat little bitch ghost.
God damn it, I've got your bitch!
CaptainAutism.webs.com is the official site of the game.
Shut up your ass!
You can contact me there, folks.
Shut up, Captain Autism!
You're a sorry sack of traps!
Captain Desperate on new grounds.
Oh, you just shut your stupid steak and all and stop ruining my episode 30!
Stop ruining my Springbreak Bowler Friday, man.
Ghost, we all know you are the biggest slut on the planet.
What are you talking about?
I wouldn't be surprised if you shoved eggplants up your ass for $5 each.
God damn it.
Don't try to hide from the fact that you're a bad person.
Ghost, shut up your ass.
Do you want me to continue this show?
Do you even want a Baller Friday show?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
What is that?
Wasn't it supposed to be a peach ass?
Is that what's a peach ass?
A goddamn peach ass!
On March 8th, 1618, Johannes Kepler discovered his third law of planetary motion.
The square of the orbital period of a planet is directly proportional to the cube of the semi-major axis of its orbit.
This is some astronomy kids.
That's on spring break or something to come suck Kepler's cock.
Good God.
Eggplants are actually very nutritious and great for your teeth enamel.
Oh, Christ.
Not that you would know since I have most of your teeth.
Just shut up.
Stop talking about that.
I'm not joking, man.
You people are meme magicians, and I'm telling you, you're going to just stop.
No, but seeing happy baller Friday have a bitching baller Friday anal prolapse surprise That's great, Art Hammond.
That's great.
And what a disabled emojis, oh yeah, huh?
That's real funny, huh?
That's real goddamn funny, you piece of crap.
Can you be quiet?
I'm trying to listen to the text to speech.
Shut up, bitch!
Shut up!
Shut up, bitch!
SHUT THE CUT UP!
Ghost poops his wheelchair, I got- I'm not in a wheelchair and shut up!
Shut up!
True eggplant radio!
Oh, no!
No!
Stop, man!
Stop making my show into a fucking circus sideshow!
Stop!
Can't you just trolls, just stop, man?
Everybody just stop, man.
Stop using eggplant emoji.
Use the shrimp emoji for Ghost Micro Dominic.
Hail Shrimplerman?
What?
What?
How many emojis are there, man?
How many emojis are there?
I want to show some more West Coast love and discuss some things with you if you're okay with it.
My pussy.
All right, go ahead, man.
I'm just, I'm trying to do the show.
Yeah.
Remember the egg Palamo?
God damn it, shut up.
Shut that up!
Time for the peach and eggplant show.
God damn, son of a f ⁇ !
Son of a bitch!
Ah!
Shut up!
All of you get shut up!
I came to this dentist to have my dentures replaced to accentuate my dick-sucking lips.
Shut up!
The dentist wasn't willing to trade prosthetic gums for a quick suck.
Shut up, bitch!
I took a dump on his head.
Shut up, all.
Just shut the hell up.
Shut up with the eggplant.
Shut up with the emojis.
Shut up.
Now, it is easy to take the power of Flex Seal everywhere you need it.
From the toughest jobs to a stealth hole.
Flex Minis are always there.
Now with Flex Minister, I'm kidding around, man.
Episode 30, Spring Break Baller Friday.
And this is what I get, man.
Ghosted 9-11.
Go shut up, alright?
Shut up.
Yeah, the old way.
Happy eggplant, bitch, Friday.
Shut that up!
I'm not dunking around!
Shut up!
Shut it up now!
Ghost touch my eggplant!
I GOT YOUR FUCKING EGGS LIKE- UGH! DAMN IT! SHUT UP! GOD DAMN IT! SHUT UP!
And I don't know what the hell that emoji was, but you shut your mouth, dude!
All of you, shut your mouth!
Das Bolschuistish Ungahuer, Dem Sai Die Europaitian National and Oslifern Wallen, words of the Shaw Majority of the Shaws.
What kind of European gibberish is this?
WHAT KIND OF EUROPEAN CHIPPER IS SHE'S MAKING SHUT UP, OIGON, JUST SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP, OH MY GOD.
My heart's beating like a rattler.
Hail eggplant work.
It's Angry FreddyFan19.
Shut up.
Yeah, real funny.
Freddy finger up your ass, whatever your name is.
Yeah, real funny.
Real funny, man.
Oh, jeez.
Man, the only way I could continue on with this broadcast, man, is the only way is I can just drink, man.
Celebrate the Baller Friday proper, man.
I'm going to go ahead.
I'm going to go ahead.
Let's go ahead and break out more beer.
Ghost headed for a coffin.
That's not funny, man.
Why do you trolls want to see me dead, man?
Why?
Why?
That's not funny.
Ghost touch my spaghetti, you anticipate.
Shut up!
Shut up with that shit!
I'd buy that shit!
Shut up!
Feels eggplant, man!
Feels eggplant!
Shut the hell up!
Ah, man!
Aw!
Now here's Jackler just saying, Happy Baller Friday!
And you're causing drama!
You're causing drama, just like these other fucking asshole trolls, man!
Hail Peetzler!
Can you all shut up with these stomach fucking names?
You're pissing me off!
Oh, God, you're pissing me off to no end, man.
You sick, demented little internet people!
I don't know what the hell that emoji means, but it's probably some sick crap, and I don't even want to know.
I'd buy that!
I don't even want to know!
Why don't you trolls stick these eggplants up your ass and stop trolling ghosts and thank you, man?
If you don't stop, Engineer will initiate chatroom martial law on your sons of Sonic, man.
Thank you, man.
Thank you, man.
Here's my posey.
What is this?
Okay, ghost, episode 27.
What the hell did you say?
I mentioned about smoking because it causes oral damage to the business.
Remember, in episode 27, I mentioned about smoking causing oral damage.
Well, as it turns out weed produces the same carcinogens as everyday tobacco, and I think I know how to get around all that and still.
I'm just gonna heartstream like a rabbit.
My posey, everything's gonna be alright, alright?
Everything's gonna be alright, man.
What is this?
Michael Brown 1995?
It's not an eggplant, it's a what?
I don't even know what the hell that means, man.
Uh-oh, poo-poo in ghost wheel.
Stop talking to me in emojis, you sick asshole!
Stop!
Damn it!
Aubergine, or Brinel, as a plant species in the nightshade family Solanacea, Selena Melangea.
What kind of stupid dumb crap about the eggplant is that, can't abuser?
Do you think these trolls care?
Do you think these sick, amazing, evil internet people care?
They don't care!
They don't care!
They don't care about nothing!
They don't care about nothing, man!
God damn it, can you stop ruining my Baller Friday?
Stop ruining, man!
This is episode 30, man!
This is episode 30, man!
Is this ever gonna end?
Huh?
How about you, trolls, giving me a break, man?
I'd buy that, bro.
Toothless, stop talking about my teeth.
Oh, shut up.
Stop talking about my teeth.
You sons of bitches are gonna do some kind of mean sorcery, man.
Some meme magic on my teeth.
I know you.
I know you.
I know all of you, man.
Oh, God, I need some beer, man.
I can't keep broadcasting unless I'm under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol, man.
I need some beer, man.
I need some more beer, man.
Oh, my God.
Give me some more beer.
Jesus Christ.
I'd buy that for you.
Jack Atlas, what do you want?
So, Ghost, I hear you used to duel with the loser's deck on the line?
How shameful.
A worm like you doesn't deserve to call himself a Jack Atlas.
Are you- Are you kidding me?
Don't, don't, don't- Don't talk to me about Yu-Gi-Oh!
Man.
I've got the best offensive deck in Yu-Gi-Oh! history, man.
I was taking the fucking decks of these defensive punks and all these damn comic book stores.
Sit there and shut up.
Don't talk to me about Yu-Gi-Oh, man.
I need some goddamn beer.
I mean, Jesus Christ, are you all listening to this, man?
This is supposed to be spring break.
It's supposed to be spring break, man.
Why don't you give me the break?
Jesus.
I did donate $100 last episode.
Please watch the video.
We're super serious.
Please watch the video.
I'M NOT GONNA WATCH IT RIGHT NOW!
I'M NOT GONNA WATCH IT RIGHT NOW!
What are you talking about, man?
I'll watch it afterwards, alright?
Shut up, homo.
Subscribe to Pootie Pie.
Shut up, roller ghostler, and screw Pootie Pie.
Screw goddamn Pootie Pie, man.
Captain Autism Donation Shoutout00:13:55
Happy Eggplant Friday.
Are you kidding me?
Eggplant Friday?
Is that what this goddamn crap is?
To you people?
Gab S. Den da Einen Unrat.
Aina Shamlazigit in the middle of the middle.
I don't know what the hell this damn girl being gibberish asshole is saying.
Whatever it is.
I never said that, man.
I never said any of that crap, man.
What is this?
If you feel like you want to get around most of the negative effects of smoking it, then you can get high from the oil that comes from the weeds.
Put that oil in food and you get high as a bad.
Are you talking about CBD oil?
Is that what you're talking about?
Some CBD oil or something?
Is that what you're talking about?
I don't know what the hell, you people.
You guys are a bunch of reefer addicts, man.
You know what I'm saying?
You guys are a bunch of reefer addicts, for Christ's sake.
Eggplants and baguettes for dinner?
And a peach ass for dessert.
Stop talking to me in emojis, man.
What the fuck, you played Yu-Gi-Oh?
Look, that ain't got nothing to do with what we're talking about right now, man.
So just sit there and shut up, alright?
I'm gonna drink my beer, man.
And just let me drink my goddamn beer at peace.
How about that?
How about letting me drink my beer and taste like that, you troll terrorist and you cyber vermin thinking you're so cute trying to make my show look like a bunch of crap, man.
Give me my goddamn beer.
Here's can abuser, man.
Remember episode 26.
What?
3 hours, 21 minutes, and 44 seconds.
We will never forget.
I said baguette!
That's what I said!
I'm the best turbo duelist in all of Neo Domino City Ghosts.
Oh, yeah, I'm sure you are, Jackie.
You ain't mech me, boy.
Remember, heavy is the can be.
You ain't back me!
That's why only I can wear it.
I'll see you guys in the next video.
And by the way, a can abuser.
A can abuser!
I said bag it!
Bag it!
Is there any excrement, any shamelessness in any form, above all, in cultural lie?
Oh my god, I never said this is a goddamn liar.
Stop calling me ghostler!
I'm warning you, man!
I'm warning you, for Christ's sake!
Cryptopanic is a good website to use for the latest in crypto news.
What the hell are you doing?
It tracks other news sites.
And Mountain Dew dissolved a rack.
Mountain Dew dissolved a rack.
What kind of name is that?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I burned the juice.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Anyway, just thank you for the $5.
Listen, everybody, just shut up, alright?
D, if Ghost needs diapers, just shut up, everybody, shut up!
And don't press D in the chat room, man.
Look!
I'd buy that for a.
Ghost equals equals ham-bone.
Stop talking to me, an emoji!
Deal!
Son of a bitch!
Stop it!
Ah, Deal!
Ah, oh, God!
I'd buy that!
God!
No peace for you.
Why?
Why no peace for me?
Why?
It's a spring break, Bowler Friday, man.
Please stop leaving fake reviews on TripAdvisor.
We have no evidence you have ever visited us.
No!
We also have no evidence.
Trouble telling my name!
Please refrain from defamatory reviews.
No!
The girl to which they want to deliver the European nations to tear them and their people to pieces.
The Jew will not, however, exterminate you.
Shut up, man.
I never said any of that.
And stop calling me Ghostler, man.
Stop calling me Ghostler.
Don't let these trolls get to you, man.
These losers don't appreciate the financial insight you give to people, man.
And I'm sorry the trolls are ruining Baller Friday.
I know.
Would sucking your dick make you feel better?
My knicker.
What the hell?
That's not Captain Desi, you damn trump!
Shut up!
That's not Captain Dessey, you scumbag!
Shut up!
Damn it!
Why don't you leave alone and shut up, ghost eggplant?
Shut up!
I recently beat up Roe Rogan and his twink heel for Jamie.
Now I have my sights on Ghost and the Engineer.
Oh yeah, Charlie Zelenoff!
I'd whip your ass!
You're a fake champ, man!
You're a fake champ!
You're a fake champ!
I love that.
I'm not saying that's a sick day.
I'm not saying it, everybody.
Just shut up and stop.
Stop donating!
Stop it!
What do you want, Jennifer Baker?
You first pulled the legs off of spiders as a child.
I never did that, Jennifer Baker.
That's a false indictment.
Look, stop!
Stop donating!
Everybody, stop!
The oil from weed can be concentrated and can get a more potent affect.
So if you can put that in something like brownies, since that seems to be a preferred way to get away from the body, I heard the high is more intensive.
I heard eating edibles can make you go schizophrenic.
It can make you go insane, man.
Ghost loves eggplant.
Shove it up, your ass, man.
All of you people, shut up.
Stop donating, man.
Stop.
Weena!
Ghost, this is the real Weena.
Weena!
She's fucking gay, and I would never use a fruity anime avatar.
What are you talking about?
I'm looking at you at the chat room.
You got some freaking old cartoons.
You got a cartoon girl as your goddamn avatar, Weena.
Freaking Weena!
Press 111 if you like Captain Dessey.
Press 222 if you love Captain Autism.
Shut up, alright?
Shut up!
Everybody just shut up and stop donating and let me get on with my shell.
Stop donating!
And let me get on with my show!
Agent Tiger Shrimp!
Tiger shrimp rise up fried shrimp.
We're coming for ghosts.
That's not funny, man.
That's not funny.
That's not funny.
Just shut up.
We almost had a shortage of shrimp because the tiger shrimp were cannibalizing shrimp in the Gulf of Mexico, man.
That's not funny.
Luckily, that was taken care of, man.
Here's Edgy Bra.
Edibles is for morons and slobs.
Matt Boy C is clearly backed by the tobacco industry to spew propaganda.
Oh, Edgy Bra.
Oh!
I know, I'm telling you, I heard that if you eat edibles, man, it makes you go all kinds of schizophrenic, man.
It gets you're high for like three hours.
You could hallucinate.
All kinds of weird stuff, man.
I'm not eating any of those edibles, man.
All right.
If I'm going to do, if I'm going to consume the devil's lettuce, if I'm going to consume the wacky tobacco grass, I'm going to consume it by smoking it, man.
All right.
All right.
I'm going to go ahead and chug a beer.
And I want all you trolls to shut up, man.
This is episode 30.
It's a spring break, Bowler Friday.
How about you, trolls, giving me a goddamn break, man?
Hear my goddamn beer.
Oh, my God.
All right.
That feels good.
That feels better, man.
Yeah, man.
I'm telling you, there's something about beer, man.
Once it hits your lips, it's so goddamn good, man.
I don't know what it is.
I mean, like, right now, I want some more.
I can't take it.
I need some more.
I need some more.
Oh, all right.
All right.
I think I'm better.
I think I'm okay.
I think I'm better.
The reviews are real.
I just checked.
Your name shows up on Trump Hotel Reviews.
No!
The account also.
No way, no!
You damn trolls!
You goddamn troll!
You son of ghosts!
Come on, James!
I'll do you!
James!
James!
God!
Oh, you son of a bitch, trolls, man!
You goddamn son of a bitch and internet people, trolls!
Captain Autism!
Thank you everyone in the chat for showing their support for me.
Please go right ahead.
Captain Autism!
Come on!
Don't do that for $25 dono, man!
Captain Autism, no!
Hey, screw you, edgy IAM trying to help.
I didn't know it can do that messed up shit.
Uh-oh, my Poocey is calling out Edgy Bra, man.
Ghost Wheels Politics, House Templeton.
He's in the other room.
Look, Captain Autism, that's not funny for the $25 dono, man.
That ain't funny, man.
Leave Captain Dessey alone, man.
I don't know what you guys' problem is, especially you, Captain Autism.
What's your goddamn problem?
What's your goddamn problem, man?
Oh, my God.
I can't believe you people, man.
What kind of a sick-demented group of internet scum are you, people, man?
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking, man.
What's wrong?
What's the major malfunction in your head there, Captain Autism, man?
Really?
I'm not kidding.
I don't know what it is, man, but the $25 dough, no, man, I just, Jesus Christ.
Ghost loves eggplant in his mouth.
Shut up, you're ass.
Stop talking to me in emojis.
Stop talking to me in emojis, man.
Press S for shits in wheelchair.
Listen, shut up, all right?
I'm not in a damn wheelchair.
You sack of crap.
I'm not in a wheelchannel where all you sons of bitches get this crap, man.
That's a lie.
And shut up.
Stop putting S's in the chat room.
You stupid internet scum.
Stop, man.
Seriously, man.
Just stop.
TN Apostle.
$50 bill.
$50 bill.
There's TN Apostle.
Happy Bowler Friday.
Oh, my God.
Happy Baller Friday.
TN Apostle, man.
Cheers to you, baby.
Cheers to you.
And here's the damn toothbrush.
You don't brush your teeth tonight.
Stop talking about my goddamn teeth.
I'm warning you.
I got to say cheers to TN Apostle here.
I sent you an email.
Okay, well, I'm glad you did.
I'm glad you did.
And we'll hook you up, Immortal.
I know, I don't know what's going on with the communication.
I'm glad you sent me an email.
God damn, my heart's beating like a rabbit, man.
I want to say first and foremost, TN Apostle, cheers, baby.
$50 dono.
Making it rain on these trolls.
And here's Captain Autism again.
Ghost is actually, excuse me, Captain Desi is actually a pedophile.
Jackler has.
What the?
What?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Jesus Christ.
Why are you all trying to harsh my mellow, man?
TN Apostle just hooked it up with $50 bill.
$50 bill.
$50 bill.
I want to say cheers to TN Apostle.
Oh, God.
You see that?
Captain Autism just made me belch, man, with that crap, man.
You're making me upset, man.
You're making me upset for Christ's sake, man.
Look, cheers to the TN Apostle.
Cheers, baby.
Oh, God.
Oh, God, man.
I think TN Apostle.
Why are you people telling me to watch something, man?
I'm thinking that you people are doing something to try to make me show.
What is this?
I'm telling you, if I'm going to watch this, okay?
I'm going to watch this.
But by God, if this is something ridiculous, if this is some kind of troll, for Christ's sake, you asshole trolls are going to get it, man.
I'm not even joking around.
If this is a goddamn troll, you sons of bitches are going to get it, man.
Let's put that thing about edible drugs.
I don't want a flame war, but ghost.
If you want, I can be your gaming tutor that you were talking about in the other episode.
You want to be my gaming tutor.
You want to be my gaming tutor.
I'm looking for a gaming tutor, man.
I'm going to start training for Christ's sake.
Captain Autism, I never got my cheers, Ghostler.
All right, cheers to you, Captain Autism, you piece of crap for the $25 dono, okay?
Cheers to you.
And of course, cheers to TN Apostle, all right?
Now, look, I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to watch whatever the hell it is that you sons of bitches are telling me to watch, all right?
I swear to God, if this is some kind of goddamn troll, you sons of bitches are going to get it.
I'm not kidding around, man.
I'm not kidding.
What is this?
Don't lie to us.
Templeton is wrapped around one of the wheels on your wheelchair.
Go shove it up your ass, all right?
Templeton's in the other room with Mrs. Ghost, for Christ's sake, all right?
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, I can't even blow a fart without you people trying to take a whiff of it, man.
Good God.
Why?
Swings to your desktop greetings and happy Baller Friday.
Something has been bothering me.
Don't you put the brown nosers on the short bus already?
What are you talking about?
Hey, hold on.
No, no, don't bring the short bus up, all right?
All right, don't bring the short bus up.
Don't do that, all right?
Don't even do that.
False Flag Attack Allegations00:16:16
For Christ's sake.
And what is this?
Hold on just a second.
Put this up, engineer, all right?
This is what these are.
Here's my posting.
If you want a gaming tutor, then I am available, and I can even do it free of charge just because I am a fan of the show.
Oh, well, I don't know.
We'll see, man, all right?
All right, look, we're gonna listen to whatever the hell this is.
Look, oh, wait a minute.
Hold on.
I'm looking at the video.
This is a bunch of crap.
Captain Desi exposed.
Are you kidding me?
The outer circle, you asshole.
The outer circle?
What is this?
What is this garbage?
What is this crap?
Hold on just a second.
Hold on, scat man.
Can you hold on?
What is this?
Eating whatever shit you feed to him.
What is this?
How much to get in on that?
What is this crap?
What is?
Well, wait, what?
is this?
What is this?
What is this crap?
What are y'all doing?
What is this?
I don't get it.
WHAT IS THIS?!
WHAT IS THIS?!
I don't understand.
I'm sorry.
I'm watching right now.
What is this?
Do you support abortion, her choice, her body?
What is this?
Jackler's video showcases Captain Desi's comments on Newgrounds.
What the hell is this?
Ask her out worse than can happen.
She can eat you?
What the hell?
What is this?
What is this?
Tell me about the times you've snitched, Newgrounds.
Snitches get snitches.
I don't.
What the hell is this?
WHAT IS THIS?!
All right, great.
That's great.
All right.
All right.
I don't understand.
What exactly am I supposed to read here that he commented about abortion?
What is this?
You remember your passcode?
At least it's not Jeff Weez.
Jeff Weez is obviously some serial.
What exactly am I supposed to see here?
What exactly am I supposed to see here, man?
I don't understand.
And you take that shit off.
That is ridiculous Jackler music.
I don't understand.
All right.
I have no idea.
Can you all enlighten me on what the hell exactly I'm supposed to be viewing here?
Jesus Christ.
I don't get it, man.
All right.
I don't get it.
I don't understand it.
All right.
You know, whoever concocted the whole goddamn video is obviously some amateur that didn't really visually get the point across very well.
Are you retarded?
What was I supposed to see?
What was I supposed to see?
I don't get it.
I don't get it, man.
I don't get it.
Oh, my God.
Okay, so somebody in the chat room is saying, what is this?
An eggplant ghost?
Well, you know, I do have a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage between my legs.
Somebody in the chat room is saying that Captain Desi is against snitching on pedos.
Is that what I was supposed to infer there?
What is this?
He said he wouldn't snitch on Apedo.
Ban him.
He supports child molestation.
Captain Desi is scum and the whole audience wants to get rid of him.
Oh my god.
Tight cap to ban Desi.
Oh my god.
Why in the hell do you sons of my god?
Captain Desi would allow a pedophile walk-free because he doesn't snitch on them.
Oh my god.
Is this for real or are you all trolling?
Are you all trolling here?
Is this for real or is this a troll for Christ's sake, man?
I'm not even kidding around.
Here's the breakdown.
The video showcases that Dessey holds leftist beliefs, has a thing for gore, vor, whatever, supports concealing pedophilia, and has a penchant for using mass shootings, tragedies as jokes, and shitposts.
Oh my god.
So, well, thank you for enlightening on that.
I guess that's what I'm supposed to surmise from that.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, why do you trolls do this?
Why are you trolls doing this?
What you were viewing is Captain Desi's comments on his new ground account.
He said some pretty disturbing things.
Oh my god.
I mean, is this for real, man?
I mean, we've been talking to Captain Desi.
He seems like a nice guy.
Is this fucking for real, man?
Is this goddamn crap for real?
Ghost, we're not trolling right now.
We like annoying you on your show every now and again, but this is serious.
Oh, my God!
No!
You really ought to get rid of him.
No!
God!
Why do we have this drama now?
Sadly, what's being said about Desiros?
Oh, no, man!
No!
No, man!
Oh, God!
Desi, ghost, God!
He doesn't snitch on Pedos.
Get his ass out of here, engineer.
Get him out!
Open your mind!
Open your mind!
No!
Not again!
No!
Not again!
I'm tired of this kind of crap!
Not again!
Not again, man!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Not again, man!
Not again!
Oh, God.
Why?
What is it?
What is it about my show?
Why?
Why?
Oh, fuck!
Oh, God!
Why?
Why?
Oh, God, shut up.
Stop airing this.
Stop airing inner circle business, man.
This is inner circle business.
Shut up.
This is not funny.
This is not funny, man.
Ghost, do you seriously believe this?
There are plenty of people with my name online on forums, Steam, and other places.
That account does not belong to me.
This is fucking bullshit.
That account doesn't belong to you.
I hope not, man.
I hope not.
Desi Podesta Pizza Place!
Shut up!
Shut up, man!
Shut up!
Let us pray in memory of Ghost's wife and dog, who starved to death due to negligence.
This is inner circle business!
Shut up, all of you!
Shut up!
I think trolling is fun, but in all seriousness, I'm getting Podesta violence.
Oh, my God!
What am I supposed to talk about?
I'm in the middle of a show!
I'm in the middle of a show!
Desi saying it didn't happen!
Dessey saying it's not his goddamn account!
I'm in the middle of a show here!
I don't got time for this crap!
Oh god!
Ghost, you kept kicking out bronies and anime fans out of the IC because of you and your misguided beliefs, them and pedophilia.
Shut up!
Jesse.
So, will you walk your walk?
Shut up!
Oh, my God, for a dollar!
Desi is tech guy 2.0.
Shut the fuck up!
Listen!
Stop airing inner circle business, alright?
Shut up, man!
Desi, shut the fuck up.
The IP addresses match up.
I've got that.
Is this real?
Are you troubling if that's for real?
You are currently acting as a platform for Captain Desi.
Don't allow Dessey to put your show in disrepute.
Damn it!
Well, more disrepute.
Can't you all type to the business, family?
This is ruining my Bowler Friday, man!
Stop, everybody!
Just stop, man!
God damn it, check for what he's doing.
This is completely real.
We went digging and found it.
UPC He's been posting this from 2015 to 2017.
God can't.
The evidence says there.
We've been finding these accounts everywhere and everywhere.
Same profile pictures, passwords, exposed.
Why?
WAAA- WAAA- Oh!
Your name shows up on other review sites.
Oh!
Oh, shut up.
One more ALDA review says you visit there with your lovely Desi to pick up young pool boys.
Wow!
Seriously, you're happy to please Trump because his bitch wasn't.
Oh, God, shut up there, Morvy, bitch.
Shut up, man.
Man, what kind of a Bowler Friday is this, man?
This is horrible, man.
This is horrible, man.
I can't believe this, man.
I can't.
Oh, God, man.
Why, man?
Why?
Why, man?
Oh, God.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Captain Tech Guy Sigma, shut up, man.
Shut up.
Oh, my God.
Ban him live on air.
Look at the chat room.
They want this.
Shut up, man.
This is inner circle business.
Type banana to get rid of Desi.
Why, man?
Why?
Why?
Why are you trolls doing this to me, man?
Captain Podesta, bitch, shut up.
All of you, just shut up, man.
Oh, I can't take this crap anymore, man.
This is too much drama, man.
$300 pedo safe space, you fucking asshole!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut the fuck up!
Damn, that was possible!
AHHHHH!
Fuck, man!
Oh!
Desi spirit cooks?
No way!
No way!
No way, man!
This is...
Oh my god!
Look at Can't abuse your man.
Bandesse, man.
I mean, come on, man.
Is this for real, man?
Is this for real, man?
The best baller Friday is when you bust a pedo, man.
Shut up!
Oh, my God.
Hold on.
Oh, I can't.
I gotta do this.
Hold on, man.
These guys just showed how stupid they are by claiming they have my IP and that they match.
The comments that they think I wrote took place in 2017 as shown in the video.
I don't live the same place today, so how can my IP match?
Lol morons.
Captain Desi's claiming it's not him.
Hear that chat?
Bangs on table justice for the ghost show.
Remove the ammo.
Saying it's not him, man.
It's saying it's not him.
The inner Epstein Island, man, shut up.
Shut the.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up, Goddamn.
Shut up, all of you, man.
Captain Desi Sandusky, man, shut up.
All of you, just shut up, man.
All of you.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Damage control, Desi, man.
Stop.
Everybody, stop.
Everybody, stop this now, man.
You're ruining my Bowler Friday, man.
You're ruining it.
Every time a brony is outed as a pedo, the pony community spreads his name so he can't go anywhere.
No conventions, no forums, nothing.
Inner circle is outed as a pedo who just screamed to the sky.
Shut up, all of you.
You're ruining my bowler Friday, man.
Desi's inner boy sickle.
Shut the fuck up!
You're ruining my Bowler Friday!
You're ruining it!
You're ruining it, man!
All of you!
Oh man, it's not even...
It's barely been an hour!
It's barely been an hour!
I've been broadcasting.
And look at what you people have done, man.
Hello, just letting everyone know I touched baby button.
Oh, shut up.
That's not the real Captain Desi, you sick pervert.
You're just a bunch of trolls, man.
You're just a bunch of sick, goddamn trolls, man.
You're a bunch of cyber vermin, man.
I don't even know who to believe, man.
I don't even know who to believe, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
I don't even know who to believe, man.
Oh, my God.
Give my fear, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Chris Henson catch Dessey, man.
I don't know who to believe, man.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I don't goddamn know, man.
And shut up, all you people that are taking gratification addition to chat room.
Shove it up, your ass.
The person responding as Captain Desi is not actually Captain Desi.
This is a distraction and a false flag attack.
Look at that.
This is a false flag attack, Edgy, brah!
Huh?
It's just Jackler and Captain Autism doing a false flag attack!
Huh?
Bad Catholic priest Desi, huh?
Is this a goddamn false flag troll terrorist attack?
Is this what this is?
Huh?
Is this what this is?
Is a goddamn cyber vermin false flag?
God damn you.
I don't even know who to believe anymore, man.
I don't even know who to believe anymore, man.
God damn it.
If you're in denial, we understand completely.
Since you trusted Desi.
If you want further proof, I'm certain Jackler will send you the live URLs and screenshots of the outcome.
Just because we're trolls doesn't mean we're unethical.
Troll Union Versus Pet00:14:43
Take a break.
Captain Epstein, I don't know.
I don't know.
You shut up with the name, man.
If you want more proof, I can send you the links.
We found 20 other links, all linking with each other.
One of which I will never share publicly because it contains his Google is a very special.
Shut up, Jackler, in an hour.
In an hour, you've ruined my bowler Friday.
Believe me, there is something off about Desi.
Something crooked.
Very sad.
That's not the real Donald Trump, man.
Shut up, man.
Let the troll war begin.
No!
No!
Don't even say those words, man.
Don't you even dare say those words, man!
Ghost is inner pedo race.
Shut up, man.
Everybody shut up.
Everybody shut up, or I'm gonna end the freaking broadcast, man.
Eddie, Woody, Dessey, Buttlove, and Pedo.
Shut the hell up.
I'm not joking.
I'm gonna end the broadcast if you sick the Medkin internet people.
Continue down this road, man.
Desi, Alan, Buttlover, man.
Shut up.
This is not funny, man.
This is not goddamn funny.
Damn, trolls, stop.
Everybody, stop.
Everybody, stop right now.
Please stop.
This is inner circle business, man.
Oh, my God.
Please stop, man.
That's not the real Captain Desi.
All of you, shut up.
All of you, shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Oh, God.
I can't believe that you fucking internet people and you troll terrorists, cyber vermin assholes did this.
I can't believe it, man.
Desi Gate is the biggest scandal than Buguet.
Jesus Christ, man.
Attention, idiots.
Newgrounds is a gaming website.
It's not exclusive to pedos.
I hardly get on that account, and I used it to play Flash games back in the day and to leave reviews.
What?
You trolls are shitheads.
Try harder.
I mean, I don't know what to believe, man.
I don't know what to believe.
Bandesi or the inner circle will lose its allure, man.
I mean, come on.
Come on.
Take Desi down.
This scumbag pedo needs to be banned or I'll stop listening.
What the hell?
I don't know who to believe.
Shut up with the troll war crap, man.
Don't say it, man.
Those were horrible times, man.
Don't say it, man.
Dankist May May Bandesse, man.
Look, shut up about Captain Dessey, all of you, alright?
Shut up!
Shut the hell up!
I hereby call for Captain Dessey to be demoted to regular Desi.
He is no captain.
This is not funny, you trolls.
I'm not joking around.
This is not funny man!
This is not, this is god damn not funny man!
Ooh, this is pretty tough shit, man.
I'm sorry to hear that this is going to be a good idea.
This is not funny at all, man.
This is not about the bad.
This is not funny, man.
Cry havoc, and let's slip the dogs of troll one.
Shut up!
This is not a troll war!
Shut up!
This is not a troll war!
Desi love single- Shut the hell up!
I'm warning all of you, trolls!
I'll end this show early if you continue this crap!
Desi's losing the troll war.
Look, shut up!
Don't say those words, troll war!
Don't say them!
I don't want to hear them again!
Buy that for a dollar!
R. Dessey pedo singer.
Shut up!
Shut your mouth, all of you, man!
This is not funny, man!
FYI, I'm not a pedo.
These trolls are losers with no lives.
I had a long day from work, and I come back to this.
I don't know, Captain Dessey, I don't know.
You got these goddamn trolls like Jackler and this asshole Captain Autism.
I don't know what to believe, man.
I don't know what's going on here.
In a little over an hour, you assholes have ruined my Spring Break Bowler Friday, man.
You assholes have ruined my Spring Break Bowler Friday, you son of a bitch.
End the show, Nell Faggot.
I dare you.
Don't tempt me!
Ghost squeaky wheel, you real funny asshole!
Don't you dare tempt me!
Cause I'll end it!
I'll do it!
I'll freaking do it!
I don't need to be on the broadcast being cyber-bullied for this crap!
Bandesier will boycott the show?
Shut the hell up!
You shut up with that talk, man!
Shut the fuck up!
Sorry for cursing.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Captain Autism.
Shut up, man.
Seriously, man.
Hey, Twilly Atkins.
Can you be my wife?
Shut up and don't bring up that bitch horse.
Don't even bring up that bitch horse, man.
It's called the inner circle because it's a pedo ring.
Shut up, that's a damn line.
You asshole, stop it.
Stop it now.
Stop it now.
See, the brony community welcomes you.
We will join the troll war.
God damn it aesthetic.
That's not fucking funny, you stupid muscle head asshole.
That's not funny.
He literally just now admitted it was his account.
Just because it's an old account.
Damn it, I don't know what to believe.
I don't know what to believe in it.
It is.
Garbage!
Oh, God, donated hundreds, hundreds of dollars.
Damn it!
I don't know what to believe!
Remember the troll of all?
Shut up, man.
I don't know what to believe, man.
I don't know what to believe.
If that was the case, the FBI would have shut the entire site down years ago.
It's a gaming website with independent music creators.
I don't know what to believe, man.
I don't even know what's going on, man.
What kind of people are you?
What kind of synchronic internet people are you, man?
It's an old account, but it checks out.
What the hell?
Just shut up.
I don't want to talk about this anymore.
Can we not have another troll war?
What?
No!
No troll wars, man.
Y'all remember the last troll war?
Y'all remember the casualties back then, man?
A lot of good people went down, man.
In the last troll wars, man.
A lot of people went down.
Ever wonder why Ghost hasn't mentioned his son in so long?
After defending Desi.
Oh, shove it up, your ass.
Don't bring my family into it.
Don't talk about my family, you're not talking about my family.
End the show.
End the show.
Ah, damn it.
Don't talk about my goddamn family, man.
Don't talk about my goddamn family.
I'm warning you.
I'm warning you all.
I'm warning you all, man.
Shut up Rift one of those cans in half and open a vein It's the only way to shut up.
Stop saying troll war, man.
All of you, stop saying this shit, man.
It's done.
Do y'all remember the last troll war?
Do you?
A lot of people went down in that last troll war, you bastards, man.
There were a lot of casualties, man.
There were a lot of casualties back then, man.
And I don't want to hear troll war again.
I'm serious, man.
I'm serious.
I'm not joking, man.
From the piss and fury of TCR when ghosts took no prisoners to harboring a pedo all for 300 years.
Shut the fuck up, man.
You are ashamed of that.
Shut up, you're an asshole.
You people are assholes.
I'll end that show.
I'll do it.
I'll end that show.
I'll do it.
I'd buy that for a dog.
Bandesi, Bandesse, man.
Shut up, man.
Just shut up.
Oh, God, shut up.
I'd buy that troll.
Oh, if you just shut up.
When are you going to do the markets?
I've invested largely.
Shut up, Captain.
I'll just shut up.
I'm tired of this, man.
Oh, my God.
Dude, my freaking beer.
I need some more beer.
The site isn't pedo shit.
Just enough, man.
I don't want to talk about this anymore.
It's not happening.
No!
Troll War 4 is not happening, man.
Y'all remember the last Troll Wars, man?
Y'all remember the last Troll Wars?
All the casualties, man.
No!
No one said that New Grounds is a pedo site.
No!
You're saying you commented on a thread called, I got a pedophile arrested, and you replied with, snitches get stitches.
I don't snitch.
You don't want your mind here.
And stop the whole time.
I can't believe this.
You ruined episode 30, all of you, man.
Hey, ghost.
Hope all is well.
Everything's not well, fighting line, and it's not well.
It's not well.
Trolls one capitalist.
Shut up.
Shove it up, your ass.
Shove it up, y'all.
You people, just shoving up your ass, man.
All of you, man.
All of you.
I want to get some more beer, man.
I can't help it, man.
It's the only way I can do this fucking show, man.
It's the only way I can stay safe, man.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer, man.
30 episodes of Defending a Pedophile.
Band Dessi not.
Oh, shut up, your ass.
I'm not defending anybody, man.
I'm not defending anybody, man.
You son of a bitch, man.
Hey, Jackler.
That was sarcasm.
Retard.
Maybe you should try it sometime.
You see, Captain Dessey is saying it ain't his, man.
You say it ain't his, man.
More like 300 shekels and ghosts will sell his soul.
Shut up, your ass, man.
Shut up, it's you, trolls.
You're causing this crap.
You're causing the drama.
All of you trolls are causing the drama.
I'd buy that.
And here's this ghost clutch asshole and another set of bring it.
I never said any of that shut up.
Goddamn, I ever said that.
Give me my beer, man.
Give me my goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
Troll War.
Troll War.
Shut up.
I never said that, man.
Give me my goddamn beer so I can drink so I can even pallate you fucking people, man, for a dollar.
Dessey is a pedo and you are guilty of aiding and hiding that sicko Desi.
I'm not fucking hiding anybody.
Shut up.
Ban Dessie.
Ban Jessie.
Just shut up, all right?
Ban Desi.
I'm in the middle of a show right now, asshole.
I'm in the middle of a goddamn show.
Shut up.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
It's time for trouble of alcohol.
I'm not an alcoholic asshole.
I'm a connoisseur.
I'm not an alcoholic.
You said bagged, not baguette.
You texted me.
Shut up, your ass.
I said baguette.
I said baguette.
Well, I come from the valley.
I'm a Virginia boy.
You said you were.
Born on the banks of the Shenandoah.
I can't believe that you sorry sex of internet trash.
Have you ever seen it?
So I marched to the drum and I sang to the staring inner circle.
I can't believe you assholes, man.
Each and every one of you, man.
Shut up, man.
Mr. Ghost, we have the one known as Captain Jackie.
Shut the hell up, man.
This isn't funny.
If y'all keep this crap up, I'm into the damn show.
And I'm not joking.
If you keep this crap up, I'll let the damn show and I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
I don't need to put up with this crap on a Baller Friday, man.
I don't need to put up with this grandpa on a bowler Friday, man.
Well, if we want to do what Dessey is doing, all the trolling up till this point wasn't actually me.
You only believe that Peto, because he's treated you with respect to the- What the hell are you talking about, Jackler?
The one I actually want to help you, you shout at us.
God damn it, man.
I can't believe I'm not junking y'all better talking.
Ended bitch, no one cares.
I've got your bitch!
I've got your bitch!
You don't have the balls to end the show, Faggot.
Drug yourself into a stupor and forget the fact you defend boy touchers.
Shut up!
I ain't defending nothing!
And shut up, bitch!
Stop talking about my son, man!
In today's news, war were declared today as the trolls of the world.
Shut up, man.
This is not funny, man.
Stop saying troll war.
Everybody, shut up.
That's just not funny.
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
I'd buy that!
Oh!
God!
Troll union versus the Pet of Federacy!
God damn it!
Shut the fuck up, man!
Faggot, just end it.
You want me to end this goddamn show, huh?
You want me to end this goddamn show right now?
I'll do it, goddammit!
I'll do it!
I'll do it for Christ's sake, man!
Don't you dare antagonize me, man!
All of you people, do not antagonize me!
Don't antagonize me, man!
Don't goddamn antagonize me!
I'd buy that for a dollar.
We're shooting pearls here, but ghosts just...
God damn it, shut up!
Here's Captain Dessey for 25!
Listen to the trolls.
Just take a deep breath and don't let these idiots get to you.
And FYI, I'm not a pedophile.
Thank you, Captain Desi.
You see, he's saying it's not him.
You see?
This is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.
Oh, shut up.
Come here, Captain Desi, and shut up.
Come here.
Captain Desi, just donated 25.
End This Goddamn Show00:15:26
And he's saying it's not him.
Why are you harboring a pedophile ghost?
Shut up!
He's saying it's not him!
Shut up!
All of you, just shut the hell up, man!
Good God, you people, man!
What kind of a Bowler Friday is this?
What kind of a Bowler Friday is this, man?
I'm trying to do a show here!
I'm trying to do a show here!
Oh my god!
Oh, God!
Give me my drink.
I'd buy that 25 shekels for your soul?
25 seconds.
Shut up!
Shut up, you answer!
Shut up!
Shut up, man!
Man, why do you all do this?
Man, it's episode 30, man.
This is a spring break, Bowler Friday, man.
I'm taking a look at it in inner circle chat.
Jackler seems to be ignoring the top post where Dessey calls a creepy 27-year-old babysitter absolutely disgusting.
Looks like a harmless joke to me.
We'll discuss it more in a second.
Ashley!
Ashley's in the inner circle!
Now you see, I told you!
They're investigating!
And you see, you trolls are just trying to troll me, man!
You see, I knew it!
I knew it!
The yellow pedo said that, shut up!
We're investigating it now!
And you, Jackler, and you, Captain Autism, you're a bunch of assholes!
Condoning pedophilia, but I propose to allow perform an internal investigation with beyond reasonable doubt is found.
We're investigating it right, goddamn now.
And it looks like these guys are a bunch of troll terrorists.
My girlfriend broke up with me.
She said I was a pedophile.
That's not the real Captain Desi, man.
Shut up, man.
That sure is a big deal for an eight-year-old.
Shut up, man.
True bribery, Ray.
Shut the hell up, man.
Shut up.
Shut up.
We're investigating this, and it looks like it's a big troll, man.
The sun is warm.
The grass is green.
Yeah, no kidding, Edgemont, man.
No kidding, man.
The grass is warm.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Episode 30, too old for Desi.
Shut up.
It's a troll.
It's a troll.
I'd buy that for a troll war now.
Fire in the cannon.
Water in the well.
Race through the with a rebel yellow.
No!
No, don't say troll war, man.
No!
Do you all remember the last troll war, you bastards?
Do you all remember the last troll war?
To be honest, $300 is a bargain to finger a baby badge.
God, whoever.
Whoever the hell that is, I'm reporting you to your Vice Squad.
You asshole.
Remember the pedimo?
Look, shut up!
It's a big troll!
It's a goddamn lie!
All right?
It's being investigated by the inner circle.
So everybody out there, shut up with these stupid trolls.
Here's Fighting Lions.
Sorry, stream isn't going well.
IDK, what's going on?
But hope your night gets better.
Okay, Fighting Lion Man, thank you very much, man.
Cheers to you, Fighting Lion Man.
Dessey, nice new profile picture you have there.
I love the guitar look.
Almost like another one of these links.
Man, Jackler, why are you trolling?
Why are you trolling?
Why are you trolling, Jackler?
Seriously, man.
Do whatever you want.
Just give the goblin some shekels.
Shut up, that's a lie.
That's a goddamn lie.
I want to say cheers to fighting lion, okay?
Cheers to the fighting lion, man, for the $25 dono, man.
Cheers, man.
If you're fair dinkum, full-grown Aussie, this is what you do for breakfast.
I know, have a VB in the morning, I know, man.
The grass is now warm.
The sun is now green.
Hey, Edgemont, man, I'm being perplexed here.
I'm being trolled, man.
Get a life, Jackler.
Yeah, there's Captain Desi, man.
Get a life, Jackler.
Look, everybody, stop, all right?
Everybody, stop.
Fighting Lion, man.
Cheers to you.
Cheers to you, Fighting Lion.
Thank you for the positive sentiments and for the $25 dono, man.
And cheers to Captain Desi.
Cheers to Ashley and the rest of the people in the inner circle conducting this internal investigation into this obvious troll.
Into this obvious goddamn troll that is being implemented by goddamn Jackler, Captain Autism, and the rest of his troll tards.
So I want to say cheers once again, Fighting Lion Man.
Cheers to you for the $25 dono.
And cheers to Dessey, man.
And to Jackler!
Jackler!
Yes, let me donate a large amount to make this game real and prove innocence.
Just because of the Desi post at the top in 2017 doesn't change what he said in 2015.
What the hell?
I'm happy to give all the links we have.
Why are you playing mind games with me, Jackler?
You're playing mind games, Jackler.
You're playing mind games.
You believe Jackler?
God damn it!
God damn it!
YOU'RE PLAYING MIND GAMES!
Oh god!
YOU'RE PLAYING MIND GAMES!
PANDA FACE PANDA FACE PANDA FACE PANDA FACE PANDA FACE is a troll, but Desi is a pedo, is truth.
As soon as you donated 25 dollars YOU'RE PLAYING MIND GAMES MAN!
You guys are playing mind games.
Oh god, you're making me belch, man.
What kind of a mind trick.
Baller Friday, it's this man.
What kind of psychological mind games are you trolls trying to do now, man?
Well, I guess I gotta say cheers to Jackler too.
Huh, my eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the Zoo.
Way washed ourselves in inner circle.
Blood and all the brown nosers who are down the zombies.
Battle him of the troll.
Shut your asses on, shut up.
Battle him of the troll.
All right, cheers once again to the fighting lion.
Cheers to captain Dessie, I guess.
Cheers to Jackler for the 25 years to pedophilia.
Ha ha ha ha woo, shut your ass.
Ghost quotes, fuck you man.
Here's Edgemont.
I love you guys.
Cheers, it's Edgemont man.
25 dono, baby.
Cheers to Edgemont man.
Cheers to the fighting lion.
Once again.
Cheers to captain Dessie and that asshole Jackler who's playing mind games.
And cheers to Edgemont man.
Cheers baby cheers, man.
What kind of a mind game.
Baller friday is this man?
I don't know man, I don't goddamn.
No, here's Ashley, hold on.
Honestly, my conclusion is that Jackler is stirring up shit.
The top post in his own video shows Dessie calling a two seven year old pedophile absolutely disgusting.
Yeah Ashley, this shit and just get back to wheelchair.
Thank you, Ashley.
Thank you for calling out these trolls and, once again, thank you, Ashley.
Cheers to Edgemont and that asshole Jackler for the 25 dono even though he's playing mind games and cheers to Dessie.
And cheers to the fighting lion, baby cheers man, to everybody who did a 25 dono man and, of course, to the 50 dono that was posted earlier by Uh T and apostle man.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
All right.
All right.
We now.
Does everybody understand what's happening now?
This is a goddamn troll, all right, you all been trolled man.
Nothing is more pathetic than an overweight Texan who will be butt-fucked by a giant black man.
Shut up, shut your ass.
I'm not an overweight Texan, i'm not a freaking hambone.
And let's not go back to this eggplant crap, all right, let's not go back to this eggplant crap.
It seems to me that this whole Desi nonsense is nothing more than a troll by Jackler, and i'm telling you.
You know what Jackler is turning out to be.
He's turning out to be the James Bond villains of goddamn trolls.
Everybody in your goddamn crew, Jackler, is saying it.
Your past won't escape you.
This isn't mind games, I promise.
It's a damn mind game, Jackler.
It's a goddamn mind game.
If you don't really look at the evidence, then we will not support your pedo apologist circus sideshow, you freak.
You're son of a pedigree.
Shut up shove it up, your ass.
It's a damn goddamn freaking troll.
The grass is warm.
The grass is good.
It's a goddamn sword.
Shut up, gay neutral board.
Shut up.
The grass is warm.
What did you do?
Skip it.
Skip his goddamn freaking twice.
You're not going to do it twice, asshole.
Now, everybody, just stop, man.
Seriously, man.
Everybody just stop.
It is a goddamn troll.
All right?
It's a troll by Jackler.
All right?
And stop saying troll war, man.
Y'all remember all the casualties in the last troll war?
Stop.
Stop instigating this crap.
I'm warning all of you, man.
Stop instigating this stuff, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Troll War 4.
Shut the hell up with the troll war crap.
I'm not joking.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, my God.
Ball Diddler Friday.
Shut the hell up, man.
It's a troll.
It's a troll.
My last donation.
I'm done.
I don't mind trolling in general, but this is a false accusation.
This is not what I signed up for.
I'm sorry.
My money isn't worth it to these trolls.
Desi, man.
I don't know what to do.
They're just a bunch of haters, man.
Jackler's just a goddamn Lex Luthor hater, man.
All right?
Captain Autism is a goddamn hater.
That's all they are.
It's a bunch of haters, man.
That's what they are.
They're a bunch of haters, man.
Oh, God, man.
I can't believe you, man.
I can't believe you.
For Christ's sake, man.
I haven't even been on for an hour and a half, and this has been all this crap.
This is all this freaking spring break, Bowler Friday's bitch.
Someone from your IC can add me if they like.
I have all the evidence saved and documented.
Oh, Jackler, we're doing an internal investigation.
I know you.
You're a troll, Jackler.
I know you.
I know you, man.
Oh, go shove it up, your ass, man.
All of you.
All of you just shut up.
All of you.
I'm tired of you, trolls, man.
I'm not going to let you people cyberbully me anymore, man.
All right.
It's my Baller Friday.
It belongs to me.
And I'm not letting you sons of bitches ruin it.
All right?
It's my Baller Friday.
Hourly reminder to subscribe to PewDiePie.
Shut up.
Which ghost definitely is.
Everybody shut up.
It's my Baller Friday.
It belongs to me.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Dessey, the inner pedo ring.
Go shove it up.
Now you assholes are trolling.
Don't tell me.
And this troll's going too goddamn far.
This troll's going too goddamn far, man.
Good riddance.
Ding-dong, the pedo's gone.
Ban Captain Death.
Goddamn trolls going too goddamn far, you sons of bitches.
This troll's going too goddamn far, man.
Give me my goddamn beer, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Destiny Jackler.
Jackler and Captain Autism are all in this together as a publicity stunt to actually start a new troll war.
Really?
That's what this is all about.
This is really ghost war.
Is this for real now?
What's going on?
Is this a grand digital conspiracy?
Is this a digital conspiracy in our midst?
What the hell is going on here?
What in the blue hell is going on here?
God damn you, Jackler.
God damn it.
I don't even know what to do.
God damn it.
God damn it.
Ah, damn it.
For Christ's sake, man.
What kind of a goddamn screwed-up troll terrorist cyber vermin digital conspiracy is this, man?
I don't know who's I mean, who's screwing who anymore, man?
I don't know who's screwing who.
Sam Petto Dutch.
Shut up, alright?
Shut up!
Just shut up.
Get trolled, ghostler.
Shut up!
Don't call me Ghostler!
Don't call me Ghostler, man!
I'm warning you!
Oh, Canada, our home and native land, and true patriot love in all of us glowing hearts.
Some moose hunting Canadian.
Oh, Canada, please stand on guard for the.
Go shove a maple leaf up, your goddamn Canadian bacon asshole, alright?
Freaking people from Canadia.
Jesus Christ, what is this Dova do?
If you will continue to not look at facts and support pedophiles, it's a troll!
It's a troll!
Shut up!
Stop!
Don't donate till ghost fixes this shit.
Oh, God.
Oh, you're making me belch, man.
This is slander in every aspect of the definition.
I hope you all have good lawyers when we see you in court for damages.
You screwed up big time.
I mean, seriously, this is horrible what you are doing, man.
Someone should send a squad of women into these neckbeard trolls' rooms so they wouldn't know what to do and scatter.
These trolls wouldn't get past basic training in a real war.
Alex Jones Ripping Me Off00:15:31
Oh, my God.
That's all.
That's harsh, man.
Cyber vermin glue choice.
Ghost will start a new war just to pile up donations.
Now that is a new low.
What?
I'm not doing this.
False flag ghostler.
I'm not doing this crap.
As much as I hate to admit this, Jackler seems to be real here.
Thank God for the way back to the body.
What is this, Jackler?
What are y'all?
I don't even know what to believe anymore, man.
I don't even know what to do.
I don't want to hear you talk about politics.
Please turn off TTS.
The interactivity can wait for you.
Do you understand, Bob?
This is what makes the show, the interactivity, man.
Just who is Captain Desi and how did he get so much attention lately?
I don't know what it is, man.
Jackler and Captain Autism and all these trolls.
I don't know what the animal you're going.
I don't know what it is.
Again, ban Bronies and anime avatars from IC for your backwards belief that you guys and stealing.
Shut up, man.
It's a damn troll.
Shut up.
Shut down!
It's a damn troll!
God damn it, it's a troll!
More like a bunch of pedo foxes watching the little baby kids.
Shut your ass!
It's a goddamn troll!
Alright?
Stop with this crap!
It's a damn troll already, man!
Jackler and that asshole, Captain Autism!
They're trolling their asses off!
And you idiots are taking the base.
Keep defending that pedophile.
Go shove it up here.
Go shut up, Cole.
I'm tired of you people, man.
Stop ruining my Baller Friday, man.
Sorry, it's still going on.
Been drinking some too, but still watching.
Thanks for saying that.
Hey, man, thank you there, Fighting Lion, man.
Cheers to you, Fighting Lion.
Cheers to you, man.
Jacker, Captain Autism, and Desi, you all should just shut the fuck up.
Jesus Christ.
Why do you want a troll war so badly?
Is this for real?
Destiny's involved too?
Desi's involved with Jackie.
And Captain Autism, I mean, how deep does this go, man?
How deep does this go?
Here's Captain Autism saying something about Captain Desi.
Look, shut up.
Everybody, just shut up.
Everybody, just shut up, man.
I mean, what a fucking spring break baller Friday this is, man.
I don't know who's a screw at who anymore, man.
I mean, this is a spring break, Baller Friday.
I was hoping that you trolls would give me a break.
I was hoping you trolls would give me a break for spring break, man.
Oh, God.
An enraged ink plant.
Go shove it up your ass, all right?
Go shove it up your ass.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
What do you want, Jackler?
Captain Desi has pervaded his steam.
What are you trying to hide?
Why is he changing all his Halo pictures to guitar pictures?
Again, I've already got it all saved.
What are you talking about?
Oh, my God.
I don't know what's going on here.
I don't know what's going on.
False flag ghosts.
Probably planned the Gulf of Tonkin.
False flag.
What?
Now you're blaming me?
You're blaming me?
You're blaming me for this crap?
In all seriousness, I do like Trump.
I am seriously worried, however, with what Trump's been done special.
He's not cooking to your aid.
It worries me that he's cucking out.
He's not cooking, man.
Stop.
He's not cooking.
He's just got to deal with a Washington, D.C. swamp.
That's all.
He's got to deal with a Washington, D.C. swamp.
Hey, the freaking media out here, man.
Ghost, is there any chance of some conspiracy talks today?
This troll thing going on is fake shit like WWE storyline.
I don't know what's going on, Edgy Broad.
I don't know what kind of conspiracies y'all want to talk about, man.
I'm in the midst of a goddamn cyber vermin troll terrorist conspiracy now.
I'm in the midst of it now, man.
I'm in the midst of it right goddamn now.
Oh.
Oh, God.
Ghost Oats Comic Pizza, man.
Shut up.
That's not funny.
Shut up.
I'm not James Elephantis.
I'm not James Elephantis, you asshole.
The boyfriend of Brock from Media Matters.
I'm not that guy.
Here's my POC.
What's up, man?
As a middle finger to all of you trolls who are most likely liberals and Democrats and a present to Ghost, my favorite politician, and have a happy baller for you.
Hey, man, cheers to my POC, man.
$25 dono, baby.
$25 dono for my POC, man.
Oh, my God, man.
Cheers to you, man.
Thank you very much.
And no kidding, man.
Middle fingers to the trolls, baby.
Grip them a balls.
Not as deep as you shove dildos up your ass.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
Once again, man, my Posey, man.
Cheers to you for the $25 dono, man.
All right.
Middle fingers to the trolls, baby.
Grip them the balls.
You damn right.
You're goddamn right.
Give me my freaking beer.
Wait a minute.
I need some more beer.
I don't have any beer.
I need some more beer.
That's what the hell I need, man.
I need some more beer.
You're goddamn right, man.
I'm freaking being bombarded by trolls, man.
I'm being infested by trolls, man.
I'm being infested.
Cheers to my pedos.
Shut up.
I never said that.
Shut up.
Give me my beer, man.
Give me my goddamn beer, man.
Oh, my God.
I'd buy that for you's Captain Autism.
I want to absolutely clarify that I have absolutely no connection with Dessey.
She started this by calling me out.
Are you sure about that?
The outer circle did some digging and it turned out to be a bad thing.
Are you sure about that, dear Captain Autism?
You sure, huh?
Anyway, look, I want to say cheers to my postie for the $25 dono, man.
Cheers to you.
And like my postie said, man, middle fingers to the trolls, baby.
Grip on my balls.
Middle finger to the trolls, baby.
Give me my freaking drink.
Oh, my God.
I'd buy that first.
Alex Jones versus Ghost.
No way.
No, don't you dare.
You know our history.
You know my history with Alex Jones, man.
He's been ripping me off.
He's been ripping me off for years, for Christ's sake, man.
And is that what you people want, huh?
You want to listen to Alex Jones?
Is that it?
Y'all want something?
Hey, how are you doing?
I'm Alex Jones here, and I'm going to tell you about the Super Male Vitality.
And I want to tell everybody out there that are trolling ghosts on the.
Shut your mouth.
Four-dimension time cube troll war.
Shut your mouth.
I want everybody out there to go and buy the Super Male Vitality because it'll give you the big ass boner that'll prevent Moloch's Oregon penis from infecting you with the reptilian STD from Planet Dragon and the filters.
Middle finger to ghost and death.
My filters.
You both are disgusting.
In today's news, outgoing host Ghost.
Oh, go shove it up there.
There's the text-to-speech lady over here, right?
Here's the text-to-speech lady over here.
Long live J-A-C-K-L-E-R-A.
Go shove up your ass.
Everybody there, just shut up.
Oh, Jesus Christ, you're making me belch, man.
Good God.
There's a troll war for your mind, you idiot.
I mean, look, stop freaking promoting Alex Jones' stuff, all right?
Seriously.
I'm not even kidding.
Is that what y'all want to hear?
Hey, I'm Alex Jones here.
And what I want everybody to do is go ahead and suck on my bone broth.
All right, suck on my bone broth, and it'll give you enough protein to be able to battle the new world order and the Illuminati when they're out here using the 5G frequencies of your cell phones to control your minds.
Is that what y'all want to listen to, you sack of crap?
Huh?
Is that what you want to listen to?
Well, here's Captain Autism again.
I'm serious as a freaking heart attack.
I've been listening to you for about nine years, and I have some level of respect for you.
Yeah, you really do there, Captain Autism.
Yeah, you got a lot of respect for old ghost here.
Yeah, yeah.
I must absolutely clarify that you're not involved with Captain Dessey.
He ripped you off.
Go shove it up, your ass.
You see, now I got to do some more internal investigations into the damn inner circle now, because I don't know who's screwing who now.
I don't know what's going on, man.
But y'all are, y'all sons of bitches are literally playing some mind games with me, and I really don't appreciate it one goddamn bit, for Christ's sake.
The yellow egg plant of Texas, you son of a bitch.
Listen, stop making fun of the yellow rose of Texas.
All right, it was because the yellow rose of Texas is the reason why we kicked Santa Ana's ass out of Texas, boy.
Do you understand that?
Don't make fun of the yellow rose of Texas.
I'm warning you.
I'm warning your ass.
No, Captain Desi ripped me off.
Hey, I'm not.
Shut up, Captain Autism.
All right, shut up.
Alex Jones investigation.
What are you talking about?
What are you that?
Shut up.
Look, stop mentioning Alex Jones's name.
Ghost is being betrayed.
What am I?
What is this?
Is this some sort of an inner circle situation?
I don't even know what to believe anymore, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Yellow catheter bag of tech.
Shut the hell up.
I don't even know what to believe anymore, man.
I'm not even kidding around.
I don't know who's screwing who anymore.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know who to believe anymore, man.
I hope that the inner circle is investigating this thoroughly.
I'm not kidding.
I hope that the inner circle is investigating this thoroughly because, good God, man, this is horrible.
This is horrible.
What's happening here?
And listen, man, you guys keep talking about troll wars, man.
Don't even troll about that.
Do y'all remember the last troll war we had, man?
All the goddamn casualties?
Oh my god, I remember troll wars like they were yesterday, man.
Y'all remember Troll War One?
R.I.P. Dick Burns, baby.
R.I.P. Dick Burns.
Huh?
Y'all remember that?
Then Troll War II came around.
And I don't want to look, I don't want to talk about it.
I don't want to go down memory lane.
I'm just saying, man, let's not talk about troll wars anymore, man.
When people start saying troll wars, it's serious business.
I'm not kidding around.
There was a lot of casualties.
A lot of casualties.
And we don't want to go down that road anymore, man.
All right.
I don't want to go down that road, man.
I've seen too many people just fall off the internets.
And I don't want that happening anymore.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You see, I mean, just thinking about a damn troll war is getting all the acid churned up in my stomach and making me damn belch.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
It shouldn't be Ghost versus Alex Jones.
It should be Ghost versus Aaron Raw.
Aaron Raw would rip Ghost Science Denying, Drump-loving, God-believing.
And by the way, I've got a 15 and a half-inch John Holmes sausage, and you sons of bitches are just jealous.
Captain Autism, I spent nearly 300 bucks in two shows, and I didn't get a loud.
What the hell?
I didn't get a lousy.
Just shut up, all right?
I'm just going to stop with all this shit.
The mixture of serious and trolling isn't healthy.
It's not, Jackler.
You're trolling.
This whole thing is mental.
Stop talking about troll wars.
It's not happening.
I'm Jackler!
You're...
Shut up, man!
You're the one instigating this, man.
You and Captain Autism are instigating this crap, man.
You're instigating the troll war.
You know what you're doing, man.
You know what you're doing.
And I really don't appreciate these goddamn mind games that you're playing Jackler and Captain Autism and all this, all you sacks of crap.
All right.
I don't appreciate it.
What's one bit?
What goddamn bit, man?
I don't even know what to fucking believe anymore, man.
I'm serious.
I don't even know what to fucking believe anymore, man.
I can't believe I could be out at a bar right now, you know, drinking some nice cold beer and eating some chicken wings instead of messing around with you trolls.
The yellow snow of Texas.
Look, don't make fun of the yellow rose of Texas.
Do you understand me?
Remember the troll war vets.
I don't want to be reminded of the troll wars.
Do you understand that?
Ghost of the troll war vets?
I don't want to be reminded of that.
That was a very traumatic episode, man.
Alex Jones, Toad Wars, Alex Jones Toad Wars.
Is that what y'all want?
Huh?
I'm Alex Jones here, and I want to let you all know that all the byproducts of all the plastics are releasing a bunch of estrogen mimickers and that are turning to freaking frogs gay.
They're turning to freaking frogs gay.
Remember Raiden Snake, LOL?
Man, that's not funny, man.
Why you got to bring up Raiden Snake, man?
That's not funny.
R.I.P. Raiden Snake.
I miss Raiden Snake, man.
Just because we found the evidence together doesn't mean I condone what he's doing.
Jackler, goddammit, stop with the mind games, man.
All right?
You're already some kind of troll James Bond villain now, all right?
What else do you want?
Shut up.
And don't talk about Raiden Snake.
I miss Raiden Snake.
I miss Raiden Snake, man.
And you know, Raiden Snake went away because of all you trolls.
You know that?
Little Raiden Snake.
Little Raiden Snake left because of all you trolls, man.
I can't believe you people.
Go my goddamn drink.
Someone is jealous.
Alex Jones wannabe.
I'm not a wannabe, man.
You understand that?
Alex Jones has been ripping me off.
Captain Autism, as I'm from the UK, I can't call During Radio Graffiti.
I actually would like to have an intellectual conversation with you sometime.
Is there any way with communicating with you seriously via instant message, email, or voice chat?
No trolling.
Jackler The Gaggler Drama00:10:59
Well, you can drop the $300 and enter the inner circle where we have intellectual conversations on a consistent basis.
And by the way, cheers to the inner circle.
Cheers, baby.
Lost legs in troll wars.
Man, that's not funny, man.
The troll wars were some serious fucking business.
You all can remember.
Y'all read about them.
Read about them.
I mean, I remember an interview between David Rubin and Milo Yiannopoulos back in 2016 where they even talked about the damn troll wars.
They talked about the troll wars.
Look back in the 2016 interview with David Rubin and Milo Yiannopoulos.
They talk about it.
The yellow blows of tech.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I'm not kidding.
Go back to that damn interview.
Masked pony betrayed you.
Well, man, that was a long time ago.
All right.
I want to write nice stories about ponies where they caught Nicks.
That's all I'm trying to do.
I'm trying to write nice stories.
Jesus Christ, man, I can't drink this goddamn beer fast enough, man.
Ghost Viet Troll War vet.
That's not funny, dude.
I'm not joking.
All right, the troll wars were serious fucking business, man.
I remember it like it was yesterday, man.
I remember the casualties.
I remember.
I remember.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Would you actually let me into the inner circle if I dropped the 300?
Do you have more info on the inner circle?
What, et cetera?
You're a businessman.
Sell me it.
push me the hard sale what do i get for my come on I'm not going to sell you on that.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, the inner circle and myself, we have very serious conversations about all kinds of stuff.
I mean, look, I don't want to get into it.
All right.
That's between me and the inner circle.
I can tell you this.
I can promise you this.
There is no trolling in the inner circle.
All right.
We talk about some serious subject matters.
We talk about economics.
We talk about politics, the social ramifications from things.
We help each other out.
You know what I'm saying?
We try to do and pool our resources together to help one another, etc.
All right.
After further investigation, Jackler and Captain Autism are not trolling here, Ghost.
The Wayback Machine proves that his perv profiles go back all the way to 2015.
What?
Aren't you sensitive?
Is this for real or what?
Ghost, I'm sorry I'm late to Baller Friday.
How is my favorite $5 hambone hoard doing tonight?
Shove it up.
Cucker Carlson asshole.
Cucker Carlson.
Jesus Christ.
I'm going to stop donating then.
Clearly, whatever I say you won't accept.
Get someone from your IC to talk with me.
Not dealing with Jackler.
Look at what you've started.
Look at what you've done.
Look at what you've done, Jackler.
Look at what you've done.
The Yellow Teeth of Texas.
Shut the fuck up about the Yellow Rose of Texas already, man.
I'm warning you.
Three-digit dono for info.
Inside info for the.
Shut up, all right, asshole.
No, no, nobody cares.
All right, nobody cares.
Everybody just shut up.
All right.
And I don't like how you people are just nonchalantly throwing around troll war.
I'm not kidding around.
That was a very dangerous time in internet history.
And I hate to say that I was an integral part of it.
And, you know, I don't want to go back there.
I don't want to go back there.
I'm serious.
All right.
I'm not, I don't want to go back there.
All right.
I'm serious.
I don't want to go back there.
And now everybody in the everybody in the chat room is calling Jackler a drama queen.
NOW EVERYBODY IN THE CHAT ROOM IS CALLING JACKLER A FUCKING DRAMA QUEEN!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY- HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD The only thing more stupid and pathetic than the troll wars is the Alamo and the Darwin Awards winners.
Shut up, all right?
Hey, asshole, I got a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
All right, so give me a break.
Look at everybody.
Look at him hate on goddamn Jackler now.
Like, oh, Jackler the cuckler, a drama queen.
Oh my god.
Oh, my God!
Jackler the Fagler!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I didn't mean to.
Oh shit.
I said Jackler the gaggler.
That's what I said.
I said Jackler the gaggler.
I said Jackler the gaggler.
That's what I said.
Shut up.
I said Jackler the gaggler, man.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
I said gaggler.
I said gaggler.
God damn it, man.
Dude, my goddamn beer, man.
You've got them made this the worst Baller Friday I've ever had, man.
You understand that?
Age of flying.
Have another troll war, please?
No!
I remember barely avoiding the last one during the NCF raids with pizza parties and DDoSing bullshit.
No, no more.
I are still taking every syllable.
No more, please.
No.
No.
No more troll wars.
Seriously, man.
Never seen a Kika turn down this kind of money so fast before.
We know you're not going to be able to do it.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
It's a goddamn troll.
And I said baguette, asshole.
I said bag it.
Here's autism again.
What is this?
Ghost, I'm not reading that for Christ's sake.
We got the tooth therey ear.
I heard you say the F-word again.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
I said Jackler the gaggler, man.
I said gaggler.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
Shut your goddamn mouth.
I said gaggler.
Shut up.
Give me my beer, man.
I'm not going to let these sons of bitches sit here and make a mockery of me.
Shut up.
Jesus Christ.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Jackler is a pedo.
Now, is that a troll or is that for real?
Is that a troll or is that for real for Christ's sake, man?
Because I don't know what's going on anymore, man.
All right?
I don't know what's going on anymore, man.
Good God.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know who's screwing who anymore, man.
I DON'T KNOW WHO'S SCREWING WHO!
Ugh.
Oh my god.
What a freaking bone Friday, man.
Baguette the Jackler.
Baguette the Jackler.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus, man.
This is horrible, man.
What kind of mental trolling are you people getting into now, man?
I mean, seriously, Jackler, look at him.
Look at him.
I know what he's doing.
Who's Captain Autism, man?
My last dono that you refused to read was actually a compliment about you and the good work you do.
Tight cap to Bandessee.
Oh, Jesus.
I mean, stop it, man.
Just stop, autism, man.
Hail Adolph Jack.
Shut up.
I'm sure Jackler donated that himself to jerk himself off and jerk his goddamn digital ego off.
Give me a break.
Gaggler's not even a word.
What are you talking about?
It's somebody who likes gagging.
He's a gaggler.
He likes gagging on things.
He's like a sword swallower.
You know what I'm saying?
He's like a Keobasa swallower.
He's a gaggler.
You know, I'm sure if we patched an audio patch into Jackler's room right now, it would sound like this.
You know what I'm saying?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
Jack.
Oh, no.
Did somebody find something on Jackler, man?
Hey, you make avatars and worlds for VR chat.
That'd be awesome there, infamous.
Look, I'll get to your email after the broadcast, man.
And I hope that you emailed me with an email that could actually reach you.
That could actually reach you.
Clever screen name.
Show us your hooked baguette handbone.
Look, asshole, I don't have a hooked penis.
All right.
I told you assholes that story, and I wasn't telling you out of first-hand experience, all right?
All right, I was telling you that that's what they called some asshole I knew in high school that, you know, made it with this girl.
And, you know, she told the whole goddamn school after, you know, he, you know, they broke up that he had a hooked penis.
And we called him Captain Hook, all right?
We called him Captain Hook.
Oh, God, my stomach.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
The yellow hambone of...
Can you all just shut up?
All right, please, man.
Leave me alone, man.
Here's this tooth theory, for Christ's sake.
Go gag on a baguette, you toothless fruit bull.
Stop talking about my teeth, man.
I mean, I'm serious.
Buy that for a dollar.
Oh, Daddy called me.
I'm not going to say that.
Is that the real Jag?
Is that Jackler, man?
Is that Jackler?
Jackler, care to discuss your large penis support group?
What?
A penis support group?
Is that for real, Jackler?
I think, man, I don't know who's screwing who.
I don't know who's screwing who, man.
I don't know who's screwing who anymore, man.
What is this?
What's happening, man?
What kind of a spring break baller Friday is this, man?
I mean, this is getting way out of hand, man.
This is getting way out of hand.
Way out of hand.
Episode 30, man.
Penis Support Group Insults00:12:56
Buzz Aldrin's grandson.
Go shove it up.
Don't forget to come to Highland Park Methodist Church in Dallas.
Hey, asshole.
Hey, Buzz Aldrin admitted to a little girl on camera that they never went to the moon.
Look it up on YouTube right now.
Okay, Buzz Aldrin's grandson, Buzz Aldrin, admitted to a little girl, a girl, can you tell me what happened with you and the moon?
And he goes, we never went there.
So let me tell you, and all the moon landing footage that we're all watching, all the moonland footage, nothing but Nevada.
All right?
Nothing but Nevada.
So you idiots that, look, I'm not going to talk about that.
I'm not talking about this.
Where is your family?
Your wife is rotting in a shallow grave somewhere, and we will find it.
Shove it up, your ass.
She's about to go into the kitchen here in about an hour.
Shut up.
She's about to go into the kitchen in about an hour, and she's going to make me a goddamn steak.
You understand that?
I'm going to have a one o'clock, two in the morning steak.
That's what my woman does, all right?
What is it with capitalists and molestation?
Death.
Fuck, shove it up, your ass leftist fucking evil mirror.
Shut up.
Shut your goddamn ass, all right?
Freaking evil Mira.
You're the damn leftist that want to, you know, put 10-year-olds in drag shows at gay clubs.
All right.
You're the ones that want to do sex changes on seven-year-olds.
It's you, leftists, all right?
Don't sit here and try to, you know, oh, I'm, I'm, I'm a highbrow Marxist leftist.
My knee.
Shut up.
All right.
Stop making me say that crap.
Good God, man.
I can't believe you've done this to my episode 30, man.
30 episodes, man.
Spring break baller Friday.
I was hoping that you trolls would give me a freaking break, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Give me my freaking beer.
By the way, I'm going to have Tyrone come here later on tonight, man.
You know, me and Tyrone, man, we're going to kick back tonight, man.
All right.
And as a matter of fact, he's going to bring his homies over, Archie Lee and Kuda Bang.
So I'm actually going to have a get-together over here once this goddamn ridiculous goddamn troll terrorist cyber vermin show is ended.
Tyrone and Archie Lee and Kudabang, man.
We're going to kick back, man.
We're going to do some things.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a swig of this.
Alex Jones wanted me to.
Alex Jones said that they went to the moon, but the footage didn't survive, so they staged it.
Why don't you talk about the fourth dimension, transcending this reality, and all of the real news, you malicious shape ships?
The fourth dimension?
The fourth dimension.
Huh?
Are we supposed to drop some psychedelic drugs?
Is that what you want us to do?
Sir, I do not know who you are, but please stop leaving bogus reviews for our store's dragon dildos.
They are not appreciated.
Stop leaving goddamn reviews in my name, please.
Seriously, man.
First, y'all started leaving reviews in gay bathhouses, okay?
Then you started leaving reviews at like adult sex shops.
Then you started leaving reviews in my name and dildo manufacturers.
And then you're leaving reviews for Trump Tower, you fucking pieces of garbage, man.
Just shut up, all right?
Everybody, just shut up, all right?
Good God, man.
I'm just, I'm so sick, man.
You know what I mean?
I can't wait to kick back and drink some drinks and smoke some blunts with Tyrone and Archie Lee and Kuda Bang, you know?
And let me tell you something.
That should show all of you that I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
All right?
As a matter of fact, I'm going to have a couple of black friends coming over.
Like I said, Tyrone, Archie Lee, Kuda Bang.
You know, there's, you know, as a matter of fact, they're from Houston.
Archie Lee and Kuda Bang.
And let me tell you, man, we're going to kick back.
We're going to, you know, we're going to drink some.
You're going to smoke some blunts.
You know, we're going to do some things, man.
I mean, I'm a cultured man.
I don't think that you people appreciate how cultured I really am.
All right?
I'm a cultured man here.
All right?
Buy that for a dollar.
Dova dude is cancer.
Who the hell is that?
Come on, man.
Now y'all are picking fights with one another on text-to-speech.
Are you kidding me?
All right?
Are you kidding me?
More like the smoking pot of friendship.
Smoke pot of friendship.
What?
Do you want me to break out the devil's lettuce?
Is that it, huh?
You want me to break out the devil's lettuce?
I should.
I should.
I should break it out for Christ's sake, man.
Have you ever been to Nondo's, the best chicken on earth?
I'm flying to the U.S. tomorrow.
I've never seen that.
Promise Albin this message is to notify you that your package, Invicare Double Wide Wheelchair Model 42069, is ready for pickup for local federal.
I'm getting tired of you, troll.
Look, everybody just shut up.
All right?
What?
Man, what kind of a fucking show is this?
What kind of a show has this been today?
Seriously, man.
Feeling footloose and frisky, a foolish fellow forced his father to fork over his fourth of the family farthings and flew far to a foreign field where he fast-frittered his father's fortune feasting foolishly with a yellow parable.
Is that an alamanapita?
That was actually a very interesting alamanapita.
All right.
Yeah, I know poetry.
All right.
I'm cultured.
Do you understand?
I'm cultured.
I'm cultured here.
Let us pray for Ghost's family.
I happen to know he's in a shack in the woods, somewhere getting high and feasting on his big gay songs.
Shut up, all right?
Go shove it up, your ass.
All right, go, go.
Just go shut up, all right?
I'd buy that for a time.
Here's Edgy, bro.
What do you gotta say, Edgy?
If we went to the moon, why do we have a problem going there now?
I know!
Why was the technology supposedly deleted?
I know.
Why did NASA once know how to get past the radiation, but now they can't do it?
Look into the names of the rockets, NASA use, and their brain.
You know what?
Edgy Broad knows his shit.
Edgy Broad, you know, he knows some things, man.
It is almost time for me and Tyrone to fire up the night train on Mrs. Ghost.
You son of a bitch.
Bonzie Buddy, that's not funny.
Shut the fuck up.
That's not funny, man.
Yellow dildo of Texas.
No, you don't understand, man.
These are my homies, man.
You understand?
Tyrone, Archie Lee, kuda bang.
You should totally get stoned out of your gourd.
Cheers, man.
Jesus Christ, I'm belching.
Hey, I'm going to do it, Holden Capitalist.
I'm going to do it here in a second.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends who happen to be Pedos kitty diddle.
Shut up, man.
I never said that.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
I'm not listening.
I've never said that.
Whoever the hell's doing ghost quotes is an asshole.
All right.
What is this?
Come sit on my album.
Shut the fuck up, asshole.
All right, listen.
All right.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
Ghost is a smoking pot of friendship.
He's a high guy.
I mean, are you insinuating that I'm some kind of a fucking pothead or something?
Like, I'm some kind of a spokoli pothead?
Is that what you're saying?
Hey, dude, yeah, is that what you're like?
Yeah, dude.
Shut up.
She's not getting black.
Shut up.
They're my friends.
All right.
Shut up.
Am I supposed to talk like that?
Hey, dude, yeah, dude.
You know, I'm smoking some Maui Wowie, man, dude.
You know what I'm saying, dude?
You know, you know, why can't we all, dude, just be excellent to each other, dude?
And party on, dude.
And shut up about the black stuff.
All right, shut up, all right?
Nobody's doing my wife except me, all right?
Nobody's doing my wife except me.
I just happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, all right?
Tyrone, Archie Lee, Kuda Bang.
You know what I'm saying?
As a matter of fact, you can probably Google up Archie Lee and Kuda Bang.
They're supposedly big time in Houston.
You know, they're underground rappers from what I understand, but they're coming out.
They're coming to old Ghost's house tonight, baby.
All right?
Hey, let me go ahead and take a swig of this.
All right.
You know what I'm going to do now?
Because you trolls have psychologically trolled me to a point where I don't know who to believe.
I don't know what to believe.
I don't know what you trolls are doing.
I can't figure anything out, man.
So, what I'm going to do here is I'm going to get some more beer.
All right.
I'm going to get some more beer.
And then I'm going to break out the devil's lettuce.
And then I'm going to try to get myself a little relaxed because, by God, I have been taking two hours of non-stop over and over and over and over trolling.
All right.
Over and over and over, trolling.
So with that being said, what is this?
So, Rachel Albin is making you a steak this late at night.
Rachel Albin is missing.
Whoever the hell that asshole is, I'm turning you into your vice squad, all right?
Two number nines, a number nine large.
No, not the biggest extra double dick.
A number seven, two number nine.
Oh, God.
Buy that for a dollar.
Mrs. Ghost's chicken for Tyra.
She ain't making fried chicken, baby.
She's making steak.
Hucked ghost.
The moon is a perfect place to bury a dead family so he can focus on his dead.
Can you all shut the hell up, man?
Let me have some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
I need some more beer.
And let me tell you something.
I've got all kinds of beer tonight, baby, all right?
I got all kinds of beer tonight.
You know, Archie, Lee, and Kuda Bang, they drink those 40 ounces of old English, you know, eight ball.
So I got some of them.
And Tyro likes to drink a little bit of Colt 45.
So I got some for that.
So we're going to, you know, we're going to be chilling, baby.
We're going to be chilling for Christ's sake.
Fleeced by his fellows in folly and facing famine, he found himself a feed-flinger in a filthy farm.
Flushed and fairly famished, he fain would have filled his frame with foraged food from farm fodder.
Parable in the key of F. That's an alamanapeda, dude.
That's an alamanopeda.
Dear ghost, thank you for your interest in alcoholics anonymous.
I don't have any interest in alcoholics anonymous.
That's a programme.
Admission by the alcoholic.
Are you kidding, man?
Listen, managers.
I am not an alcoholic.
I'm a connoisseur.
There's a big difference, all right?
All right.
I'm a connoisseur, asshole.
There's a big goddamn difference.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
I've already poured my beer.
Now it's time to hook it up with some goddamn wacky tobacco.
And I've got some new stuff, baby.
I've got some new stuff.
Now, what I've got here is a hybrid of indica and sativa.
It's called super sour, uh, super sour.
What does that say?
It's a super sour Larry?
Super sour Larry.
All right.
This is the first time I'm smoking this.
Right.
I'm going to call it a night ghost.
Thanks for the good times and laughs.
I'll catch you in a week or so when I'm back from my New York vacation.
All right.
Well, keep it real, ghost.
And everyone in chat, don't let Desio type cap to keep him out.
See ya.
Come on, man.
Leave Captain.
I mean, it's a troll.
Everybody knows it, man.
Colt 45 and two zigzag, baby.
That's all we need.
All right, that's enough.
It's called Super Sour Larry.
Anybody ever heard of this?
Well, that's what it says on this loud lock bag.
And of course, folks, I get the good stuff.
You know, my weed supplier is the Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner of San Antonio, Texas streets out here.
And he gets his stuff straight from the legal states, you know, New Mexico, Colorado, Oregon, etc.
Raid And Snake Lie About Me00:04:08
What is this?
You are a very bad influence, ghost.
You should be ashamed of yourself promoting these degenerate substances that you consume on air.
For shame.
You know something?
That's anonymous.
I'm going to be honest with you, man.
I've been called a bad influence my whole life.
My whole life.
You know, my friends' wives, they don't want to, you know, they don't want them to hang with me.
You know, I'm a bad influence.
I like living on the edge a little bit.
You know what I mean?
I don't like going over the edge, but I like looking over it and being like, oh, oh, I almost went over.
You know?
So, anyway.
Yeah, I'm not even joking, man.
Let me open up this weed here.
Hell yeah, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Smell that.
What does it smell like?
This is super sour.
It doesn't smell skunky.
It smells it's it does it definitely smells like there's tetrahydro trichonomes in there man.
I don't even know what to you know it's it's actually a very refreshing smell man.
It's actually pretty goddamn good.
I mean good god man serious dono if this Desi thing is all a troll then why is Desi in damage control and deleting his old accounts?
The new grounds is gone and I'm sure the rest will disappear.
Water, is that for real or is that a troll?
I mean, they did this same crap to Raiden Snake at one time man, and they and they said that Raiden Snake liked, you know, fat anime girls.
Like he's not one of these, I shouldn't even be bringing this, never mind.
All right anyway, just like he liked plus size anime chips.
You are a goddamn drunk.
Your family rots underneath your floorboards while you have the time of your life piling up donations.
That kid on the corner is being pimped out on the corner.
Shove it up, you're at.
Give me my drink and I miss Raiden Snake.
You know what I wish?
I could have old Raiden Snake back, you know, and and have his little, his little voice.
You remember, you remember Raid and Snake, how you doing ghost, it's me, it's Raid and Snake here, and I want to tell you that these fucking trolls are fucking lying about me.
They're lying about me.
They're assholes and I wish I could stick my boot up their arse.
I can't believe you, believe these trolls.
I don't like enemy big fat women.
I don't, I don't.
These guys are lying to you.
They're lying to you.
They're a bunch of fucking buggers.
It's all bollocks, is what it is.
It's all bollocks.
These fucking wankers.
I'm Raiding Snake, I am.
I'm raiding snake, I am.
How dare you, how dare you besmatch my, my internet reputation, you fucking assholes?
I mean, I just I miss him, I miss them.
I'm sorry I miss him.
Dessie today ghost tomorrow, shut up, asshole.
All right, shut up.
Good God, where's my pipe?
Where's my pipe?
Here's the pipe?
All right, let me go ahead and empty this goddamn the the, the remnants of the last bowl here's.
Get this crap out of here, for christ's sake, man.
I mean, what kind of an episode 30 is this man?
What kind of a spring break, bowler friday is this?
I was hoping you trolls would give me a goddamn break.
Oh Jesus, oh God, all right, let me break this butt up into this damn bowl.
Here's this cringe ghost.
Stop Harshing My Mellow00:11:59
You're turning Texas blue.
Shut up, asshole.
No, Texas ain't turning blue, all right?
Texas ain't turning.
Frankly Frank.
Hey, ghost, have you ever smoked DMT?
If you have, what answers have you learned from the other side?
I have never smoked DMT.
And True Cuckholdery Radio, Raiden Snake First, Destiny Nick.
Shut up.
I do want to take the magic mushroom.
I want to be completely honest.
I want to take the magic mushroom and I want to see what's over there or Oahasca or whatever that other shit is.
I want to take it and I want to take it with a bunch of people because they say that if you take the magic mushroom or Wahasca or the other shit, that you can literally have collective trips.
Like if you're tripping with a bunch of people, that you all see the same thing.
You know, so I'm just, I want to plan for that.
And not to mention, I want to be around some better people.
I want to be around some people that are just going to, that have good spirits for Christ's sake.
So anyway, I'm just saying.
I don't even know if I should have even admitted that, to be honest.
I can't even, you know, see, now they're calling me a goddamn druggie in the damn chat room, man.
I'm not a freaking druggie, all right?
I'm just, I want to expand my mind, dude.
That's all I want to do, man.
Just expand my mind, dude.
The engineer is actually ghost making retarded noises to make it.
Engineer, can you talk to these assholes?
These people think that, you know, I'm you, you, me, yours.
Why not buy some candy apples to snack on when you're high?
Candy apples are delicious.
P.S.
I didn't donate before that was someone pretending to be me.
Aesthetic or a damned fire.
And listen, I'm not going to eat candy apples.
I'm not going to eat candy apples, okay?
It is true.
I have experienced this.
Yeah, I mean, that's what I'm going to do.
I don't have it on some time frame.
I don't have an idea when I'm going to do it.
Foolish fucker furtively cried, Fooey.
My father's flunkies fare far finer.
Can't stop with your ala motopeta pitas.
Frustrated and filled with forebodings.
These are ala mota pitas.
These are all pitas.
Ghost is a drug addict.
Are you kidding me?
Hey, ghost, please smoke the end of a shotgun while some bushes.
Oh, hey, thanks a lot.
Yes, some other asshole that wants me dead.
That's great.
You know what I mean?
That's just great.
That's just great.
True Big Smoke Radio, Big Smoke equals Best Troll of 2016, late 2000.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Really?
Really, asshole?
True drugger radio.
True drugger radio.
True drugger radio, man.
I buy that.
Fucking assholes, man.
The engineer and ghost can't talk at the same time.
Their voices never overlap.
Man, shut the hell up.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, man.
What are you talking about?
True alliteration, dumb.
Alliteration?
What the hell is alliteration?
Just shut it.
Can everybody just shut your mouth for Christ's sake?
All right.
God damn it.
Hey, engineer, can you, can you, like, talk?
Can you do something so these people can, you know, think that, oh, talk right now.
Talk.
Talk right now.
Just don't, don't, just talk.
Don't even think about it.
Talk.
You see?
There's the engineer right there.
There's the engineer right there.
So shut up.
For Christ's sake, man.
I'm tired of you.
Say something again, engineer.
I'm tired of these assholes.
Say it.
I know, man.
God damn these bastards.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
You don't need to talk anymore.
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
I don't know what else.
Give me my goddamn drink.
They don't think you're real, engineer.
I mean, what kind of shit is that?
I don't get it.
I'm telling you, man.
Engineer.wave.
Go shove it up.
Can you shut up?
Can you shut up about the goddamn engineer for Christ's sake?
Can you shut up and leave alone?
I'm going to, I'm going to, you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to smoke some tetrahydrocannabinol, okay?
I'm going to smoke some devil's lettuce.
I'm going to smoke some grass, some reefer, some green, some pot, some moto.
Their alliterations, not onomatopoeia's.
You brain-fried drug addict.
It's an alamatopita, you idiot.
It's an alamatopita.
Shut up.
Disney Gros are leader.
I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
Let me go ahead and smoke this, all right?
Get this re-fucking smoke here.
Oh, yeah, that's.
You gotta hold it and let it hit the brain, baby.
You gotta hold it and let it hit the brain.
Yeah.
Light up the crack.
Hail smoker.
Shut up, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Eggplant, if Ghost has a problem, LMAO, even under me by now, and I'm a kid.
Maybe if he didn't exterminate his family, he'd have someone to care for.
Shut up, Ghost is a drug.
I'm not a drug addict, man.
Shut up, man.
I'm sorry, I had to blow my nose, man.
Whenever I take that first hit, man, it just like secretes all the fucking mucus out of your goddamn orifices, man.
Oh, Jesus.
Donald Duck.
Why?
What the hell are you talking about, boy?
God damn it.
Oh, my God.
Man, you see, you know, just that first hit, you know, when you take that first fucking hit, man.
Remember the drug Lamo.
Shut, man.
Stop harshing my mellow, dude.
Seriously, man.
Y'all people, just stop harshing my mellow, man.
I mean, y'all done enough damage tonight.
You know that, right?
Y'all done enough damage.
I mean, I'm like psychologically trolled.
I don't know who to believe.
I don't know who's screwing who.
I don't know what's going on, man.
So, everybody, I just, I'm just, I'm done.
I'm done with this crap.
I want to, I want to, you know, be under the influence of certain intoxicants, and I want to enjoy my Spring Break Bowler Friday, all right?
Engineer is Ghost's retarded son.
Why else does he live with me?
Shut the fuck, shut up!
All right, shut up.
It's not my son, okay?
It's not my son.
Let me have another fucking smoke before I get really upset.
I don't want you people harshing my mellow.
Do you understand that?
Let me have this.
I buy that for a dollar.
Father, I have flunked and frugalously forfeited family favor.
The fugitives, fault-finding brother, frowned on fickle forgiveness, but the faithful father figure filled with fidelity cried, Yellow crackpipe of Texas, parables and key F. Can you all just shut up, man?
You see, that feels a lot better, man.
It just feels better, man.
Like, I want to be honest, man.
The best feeling in the world that I have found now that I'm consuming tetrahydrocannabinol, the best feeling in the world is drinking and then dual smoking.
Hey, ghost, this just in.
The Newgrounds account associated with Desi has just been taken down by rather suspicious that as soon as this is brought to light, the account suddenly vanishes.
Oh, man.
Desi is guilty.
Stop harshing my mellow, dude.
Come on, man.
Here's it.
Jews are the ones creating the modern-day Nazi propaganda and promoting it online, and a few morons believe it.
This is basically a shield for the Jews because anyone trying to validly criticize them is just called a Nazi or anti-Semitic.
Look into it.
Oh, man.
Edgy, bro.
I don't know about all that, man.
I don't know about all that, man.
Here we got.
We got disabled, smoking, smoke.
I don't know, police.
You son of a bitch.
Hey, listen, I'm self-medicating here.
Okay?
I'm self-medicating here.
That's what I'm doing.
Okay?
Don't sit here and try to judge me and think that I'm some kind of a goddamn drug addict or something, man.
All right.
I'm self-medicating here.
Okay.
Jesus Christ, man.
Stop harshing my mellow, dude.
Seriously.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I feel, I mean, I want to be honest with you, man.
Once you add the tetrahydrocannabinol after a few beers, I mean, I just don't think there's any better of a feeling, man.
I mean, I just feel, I just, I don't know how to explain it, man.
I feel great.
I feel wonderful, man.
I just, you know, the pains in my body go away.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, all the discombobulation of all the stress of not only my personal life, but you idiots, and all the stress that you put on my life is just, it's just, it's gone away.
It's gone.
It's gone, baby.
Oh, damn.
Oh, man.
I'm just.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
I'm feeling pretty good, man.
And shut up and stop saying that I'm some kind of a god damn addict, man.
God, man, that's gross, dude.
I'm not an addict, dude.
All right.
I'm serious.
I'm not an addict.
All right.
You people keep saying that I am.
I'm not a fucking addict.
Shut up.
All right.
Everybody just shut your goddamn disgusting cheese hole.
All right.
Shut up in the chat room.
I'm not an addict.
I'm looking at you.
I'm not a degenerate.
I'm looking at you.
I'm looking at you, goddamn sacks of crap in the chat room, man.
I think I'm already done with my bowl for Christ's sake, man.
You see, I'm developing an iron lung.
I'm developing a fucking big ass iron lung for Christ's sake.
it's just it's just sucking up that goddamn fucking burning of this of this flower of this plant man i'm feeling good I feel good.
I feel great.
I feel wonderful, baby.
I feel good.
I feel great.
I feel wonderful.
And shut up.
I'm not an addict.
Shut up.
The fugitive is found.
What forbids further festivities?
Let the flagship begin to get away from the battle.
It's an alamanapita.
Legal Marijuana Use Discussion00:02:40
Father flagged a flunky who fetched a picture of the family.
All right, parable in PFT.
It's an alamanapita.
All right.
What are you medicating?
What kind of pain are you hiding?
Please don't hide it behind laughter.
I'm here to help.
More pain am I hiding?
Yep, there's cannabis.
What is this?
Hail Potler?
Hail Potler.
Magical warlock brew.
What pain am I hiding?
I'm going to tell you what pain.
Y'all want me to be candid with you?
Y'all want to be my shrink?
You want to know what pain I'm hiding?
I don't even know if I should be admitting this, man.
I mean, you stupid troll terrorists and cyber vermin have just y'all thrown me into a whole array of emotions today.
And I'm a little discombobulated.
Cucker Carl.
David Crockle did not die for you to smoke illegal drugs, you ham-bone drug addict, toothless $5 whore.
Fuck you, all right, asshole.
All right, as a matter of fact, I'm going to get me another bud while I'm at it.
All right.
Let me just kill it.
I'm going to get some more bud on that note.
How do you like that, huh?
How do you like that?
And you know what?
Davey Crockett did die, so I can do this.
How you like that, huh?
Davey Crockett did die because we were free.
You understand that?
Unless we forget that Davey Crockett was once a congressman for the state of Tennessee.
And once he found that the swamp was nothing more than a bunch of political, disgusting, soulless bureaucrats, he said, you know what?
Screw that.
I'm going to Texas.
And that's his famous quote.
His famous quote is, screw y'all, I'm going to Texas.
Davy fucking Crockett.
The yellow feels bad man of Texas plus.
Feels bad man equals ghostler.
The feels bad man.
But I'm not a fucking feels bad man.
All right, I'm not a feels bad man.
What pain am I hiding?
Huh, you want to know what pain am I?
Misses ghostless.
Say hi, at least once, please.
I'm not gonna do that.
The inner circle knows she's real.
All right, just shove it up your ass.
She talks in the inner circle.
Go shove it up your ass, all right.
Marijuana use can lead to the development of problem use, known as a marijuana use disorder, which takes the form of addiction in severe cases.
Oh yeah, recent data suggests that 30 of those who use marijuana may have some degree of marijuana use disorder.
Oh well, it's legal in states, dude.
Self Medicating For Trauma00:09:02
So you know it is what it is.
That's just the way it is all right, as a matter of fact.
On that note, i'm gonna take another chug of beer, all right.
And then i'm gonna smoke some tetrahydrocannabinol, and I am not gonna be afraid to do it.
All right, because i'm self-medicating.
All right, it's legal now, son of a bitch now.
Granted, it's not legal in Texas.
What?
Here's the doctor.
Triple digits, if you get real for me, it's clear you suffer from real trauma.
I care about you ghosts.
It's, i'm suffering from real trauma.
Well, i'll tell you what.
Okay, let me explain something to you.
Many of you people, maybe some of you, can relate to what i'm doing, but I guarantee you many of you are, you know, probably especially on the internet.
It's a small percentage, all right.
What is this?
The game?
Turn Tts off for a first couple of minutes.
Let yourself chill for a few minutes uh, and tell us your problems.
We're here for you guys.
The Yellow Eggplant OF Texas.
Yeah, Let me explain something to you, okay.
Uh, my life, and I want to be completely honest, okay?
I'm not, I'm not being, you know, trying to be over dramatic.
I'm not trying to be somebody who's like poor me or anything, because that's not what I am.
I've never been that way.
Anybody who knows me personally knows that I'm not some poor me motherfucker or any of that stuff.
But one thing that I've understood throughout my whole life is that I have never ever, ever, ever, ever.
What is this?
We can't reason with you, ghostler.
You will be a degenerate as long as your fat, jelly ass hambone has no consequences.
Yeah, yeah, that's great.
I'm trying to spill my heart to your ass, and you people are doing this.
That's fucking great.
That's fucking excellent, man.
You see what I'm saying?
I'm about to give you all like inside ghosts, like the fucking inner fucking heart of ghosts, and you people are fucking trolling, man.
All right, Jesus Christ, man.
What kind of a soulless bunch of people are you, man?
What kind of soulless people do I have listening to me, dude?
All right, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, you know what?
Doesn't matter.
Look, people in the chat room are saying, oh, you want a pity party?
Ghost, are you kidding me?
I've never had a pity party ever in my life.
I never had time to be somebody who begged for attention or some kind of sentimental embrace.
You know what I was my whole life?
My whole life, my whole goddamn life, going back to my childhood, I was the leader.
I was somebody that had to depend on myself.
I was somebody that had nobody to.
You know how you have that story of like, hey, man, this guy took me under his wing, man, and he showed me this.
And nobody ever took me under their fucking wing.
Nobody.
Oral cancer, which includes cancers of the lips, tongue, cheeks, floor of the mouth, hard and soft palate, sinuses, and life-threatening, if not dying.
You know what?
Lone star weeds.
You know what?
I don't give a shit.
How do you like that?
I don't care.
You don't think that I know that copious amounts of alcohol and doing the things that I'm doing is shortening my life?
I mean, you don't think that I understand that?
I'm willing to exchange the shortening of my life with the pleasant feelings of the present.
All right.
I'm willing to make that exchange.
I'm an American.
I should be able to make that exchange.
Now, like I said, man, I'm not feeling sorry for myself that, oh, you know, nobody took ghost under his wing and showed him anything and all this other bullshit.
I'm not doing.
Shut the fuck up, yellow big smoke of Texas.
Shut up.
All right.
I'm not asking for any.
Shut up.
Oh, here's Dessey.
Nobody took you under your wing.
I knew he knew you were a loner.
Whatever, asshole.
All right.
Shut up.
All right.
Ghost father, forgive me, my son.
Banning you as a child.
Shut the fuck up.
Now, listen.
Oxycons.
And I'm trying to be candid with the people that are listening to me.
And you know what?
You fucking trolls.
I don't know whether you're serious.
I don't know whether you're fucking not serious, dude.
I don't know what's going on, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
The moral of the parable in the key of F as the father's forgiveness formed a foundation for the fugitive future fortitude.
Can you shut up?
Now, learn the difference between alliteration and onomatopoeia.
You felonious fat hambone.
Yeah, I really appreciate that.
You see, this is my life now.
You see it?
This is my goddamn life for Christ's sake, man.
Give me my fucking beer.
I need some more beer.
All right.
Anybody who calls me an alcoholic in the chat room, go F yourselves.
I'm going to take your name down on a list and you're going to get it.
That's all I'm going to say.
Get my God there.
I need some more beer, man.
I need some more goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
The therapist.
Ignore the haters.
I'm here to help.
Let it out ghost.
The therapist for $25.
Holy shit.
I mean, somebody wants me to air it out, air it out, ghost, huh?
Here, let me open up another beer.
You know what I'm saying?
Let me open up another beer so I can be a little loose so I can go ahead and fucking whatever.
All right, let me be candid with you, okay?
I don't know if you many of you have had somebody in your life that has saved your day.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you people know what I'm talking about, right?
Like, oh man, I don't know what I'm going to do, and I don't have the answers.
And somebody saves your day, right?
Ghost is a feels kids.
Shut the fuck up.
And listen to me.
I want to be honest with you.
Nobody in my entire life has ever saved my day.
And look, I'm not trying to be like, oh, poor ghost.
He's, you know, let's fucking coddle him like some fucking fruit bowl.
But going through life knowing that no one gives a shit, you know what I'm saying?
With the exception of Mrs. Ghost.
Mrs. Ghost, we've done the walk of life together.
You know, we've been together for decades.
And, you know, whatever problems arised, Mrs. Ghost was there to kind of support me and, you know, make sure I was comfortable and well-fed.
And, you know what I'm saying?
She depended on me and she still does depend on me to find the answers, to come up with the solution, to conquer the obstacles.
And what sucks, man, is that, you know, when you're a man and, you know, no one has ever saved your day.
And as you grow older, because believe me, when I was a young man, I was fucking fearless.
I was like, no, I don't need anybody.
I'm fucking doing this myself.
And that's the beautiful part about youth.
Youth, you have so much vigor.
You have so much confidence.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, unless you're, you know, unconfident.
But I could conquer anything.
I could fucking just go out.
I was fearless.
I didn't let anything bother me.
I was just fearless.
And I didn't care that people didn't have my back.
I didn't care that nobody was going to save my day because I was going to do it.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, as you grow older, folks, you know, it starts to become somewhat subconsciously on the focal point of your subconscience.
And then when you start, you know, going under the influence of certain intoxicants, it starts becoming the forefront of your conscience.
And it just, it's sad.
I mean, it's sad looking at the world and seeing people do like dumb shit.
And then knowing that they have friends or family or somebody that's going to shut up the yellow fruit bullet.
Somebody that's going to save their day.
I'm going to save your day.
I'm going to save your goddamn day for Christ's sake.
Or you know what?
I'm going to help your ass.
I mean, that's why sometimes it's even though I like like business-based reality shows like John Taffer's Bar Rescue is a good show I like to watch.
Jack Nicholson Backseat Quote00:03:28
Or Gordon Ramsey.
Oh man, hotel hell, kitchen nightmares, you know, those types of business-based shows.
What is this?
Texas has the fourth highest teen birth rate in America and are dead last in first trimester prenatal care.
Yeah, but we're still the fastest and always growing economic state as well.
So just sit there and shut your mouth.
The point I'm trying to make is, is that every time I watch some of these shows like Bar Rescue or Kitchen Nightmares or it's always, you know, oh, well, I have the money because my mom or my grandma or, you know, I mean, you know, something of that nature.
They go into something.
Hold on.
Even though I've helped Jackler troll you a bunch, I actually have respect for you.
I know what it's like to feel like no one gives a shit.
Well, I- I- I- Fuckin' hurts but that's why loners have to stick together.
It's uh- it's- Even though you're a hambo, sometimes you make sense.
It's a fact of all.
All right.
Here's the ther- another 25 from the therapist!
What bananial support did she support?
Isn't he the wife?
That's the man's job.
Well, yeah, I know, that's- That's the man's job is right.
That's why I'm doing what I'm doing.
It's just, you know, after doing it for so many years and seeing other people, you know, I want to be honest with you.
It's like Jack Nicholson says in the movie As Good As It Gets.
There's a scene in the movie As Good As It Gets when they're Jack Nicholson's in the back seat of a car.
You got the broad, what the hell is her name for Christ's sake?
Whatever her name is.
And then Greg Kinnear in the passenger seat.
And he says something that will stick with me.
I'm not going to be completely honest with you.
Because in the front seat, Gray Kinnear and this broad, oh, gee, I can't believe I forgot her fucking name, but the broad that plays the main chick in As Good As It Gets, they're in the front seat and they're talking about how bad they had it.
Like Gray Kinnear is talking about he's a homosexual and that his dad, you know, disowned him, gave him a sweaty wad of money and said, get out of here.
And the broad says something.
And Jack Nicholson says something that was really cold, but really factual.
He said, it's not the fact that you've had it so bad.
It's the fact that you're pissed that everybody else had it so good.
And if you want to be honest with you, whenever you're under certain influences of intoxicants, no matter how hard ass of a man you are, that's one thing that I think rings true.
I think that's what really rings true.
It's not the fact that I had it so bad.
Yeah, Helen Hunt, thank you.
Somebody in the chat room said Helen Hunt is the woman.
Straight up.
And that's pretty much what it is.
I'm not pity partying.
You know, there's a certain element of that quote by Jack Nicholson in the backseat of that car that reigns really true, at least to my life.
It's not the fact that I've had it so bad.
It's the fact that so many people had it so good.
You know?
So take that for what you will.
I don't know.
Let me go ahead and take a swig of this.
I'm sorry, man.
Michael Jackson Conrad Murray Case00:04:09
I'm sorry.
Midlife crisis.
Go shove it up your ass.
I mean, these are, listen, you live a long life, you know?
And at some point in time, as you get older, death gets closer.
And as death gets closer, it's like, okay, well, what do I accomplish in life?
And then you start counting your materials.
Like, well, you know, I've got a badass car.
I got a badass house.
I got this and that.
But one thing that I've understood, and this is the real person that's ghost here.
One thing that I've understood, it's not about how much money you make because money can, especially in America, money is very easy made.
You can make money easy.
It's not about making money.
It's not about the materialist widgets.
Excuse me.
Sorry.
The materialistic widgets that you accumulate.
It's about what kind of a person you were when you were here.
And whether or not you were a good person or a bad person or, you know, a fucked up person or somebody that wanted to, that was just an evil spirit.
Here's the thing.
Another 25 from the therapist.
She isn't a financial support, is she?
WTF, do you do?
I'm starting to lose faith.
Let me take a smoke break and get back to you.
What are you talking about for another $25 dono?
No, Mrs. Ghost is a major help.
Major help.
Straight up.
Happy Baller Friday.
Ghost, did you hear about the controversial documentary they just released on Netflix entitled Leaving Neverland?
It details new allegations made by two men who say Michael Jackson molested them at Neverland Ranch.
Your thoughts?
I don't want to talk about that, man.
You know, everybody's got an opinion on it.
Everybody, I don't want to talk about that.
I just find it rather convenient that the last tour that Michael Jackson went on, he had a major speech calling out all kinds of things, like how the history books were lies and that Hollywood is a lie.
Everything is a lie.
I mean, it was a really big speech.
I think you could find it on YouTube.
And conveniently, he was put to sleep.
That's literally how he died.
Conrad Murray, the doctor, and believe it or not, Conrad Murray, people think that Conrad Murray was some kind of a crackpipe doctor.
This guy was not a crackpipe doctor, man.
I mean, this guy had been around.
Did you know that $5?
Money isn't the end goal.
Money is the tool you use to become a better person for yourself and everyone else in your life.
Exactly.
It's important to make money and know how to make money, but material items can't fill the void in one soul.
That's a very good point there, Ashley.
Thank you very much for the five hours, man.
Fruit Bowl plus Feels Bad Man equals Ghostler, Feels Fruit Bowl, Bad Man, Donk.
All right, shut up, asshole.
Conrad Murray was not only, you can Google up Conrad Murray Mason.
He's in the Freemason garb and all that nonsense, which I think is rather convenient.
But also, Dan Blazarian admitted that this guy was his doctor.
He admitted it in the, what the hell's that dude's name?
Man, you see, you got me under the influence of many intoxicants.
He's this Bermistine or what the hell's that fucking guy's name?
I forgot his name.
Either way, that was fucking Dan Blazarian's doctor.
Now, how come he gave the greatest health care to Dan Blazarian who is admitted that he's had like two heart attacks because he's a drugger and admitted that he's done all this crap?
How come Dan Blazarian gets to live and Michael Jackson doesn't?
Remember, they were drugging, well, at least that's what the story is.
Conrad Murray was injecting Michael Jackson with an anesthetic, an anesthetic for sleeping.
Can you believe that?
Now, how the hell?
Feel Alive Or Call Addict00:08:56
I mean, come on, man.
I'm just saying, look, I don't want to get to it.
That's why I don't want to talk about it.
i'm just saying i'm just saying i'm just saying i'm glad you guys are letting me drink and smoke a little bit man You know what I'm saying?
We got the therapist over here.
Like, man, cheers to the therapist, man.
That's like three $25 donos, baby.
And cheers to everybody else out here, man.
God damn it.
I'm just, I mean, I'm getting too inebriated for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
And hey, assholes, if y'all are bored, suck it.
All right.
You've made my life a living hell tonight, you fucking piece of crap.
All right.
If you're bored, go ahead and suck it.
All right.
You've made my life a living hell.
All of you.
All of you, you goddamn enema bag cleaning, cauliflower cock having zombie coots sucking, shitty bloody underwear collecting, refugee pubic hair inspecting, dog farting fetish having anal secretion loving piece of trash.
Please don't murp your thoughts.
All right, that's enough.
All right, that's enough.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm sick.
I'm sick, man.
All right.
I'm going to take a couple more hits of this.
And I guess, I guess, I'll take a break.
But you know what?
You people keep calling me an addict.
Like, watch.
I'm going to go for another beer.
I'm going to get some more beer.
And you assholes are going to call me an addict.
You know?
Watch.
I can see it.
Look at it.
Look at this shit.
Look at addict.
Look at it.
So you're an addict.
You're an addict.
I'm not an addict, asshole.
All right.
I'm not an addict.
I still have some more beer in this can.
Where the hell did this can come from?
Jesus Christ.
I still got beer in another can for Christ's sake, man.
I'm not an addict, asshole.
All right.
All right.
You assholes asked for this.
All right.
I didn't want to do this, but you assholes asked for this for Christ's sake.
Engineer, can you find some fucking like anti-adic music or some shit?
Because I'm not, I'm not going to let these assholes in the chat room and these people continue to fucking say that I'm a damn addict.
I'm a freaking connoisseur.
I'm a connoisseur, man.
Do you have an engineer?
I mean, can you look for something, please?
All right.
Because I'm not an addict, man.
Excuse me.
I'm not a goddamn addict.
I just like letting loose, you know?
I mean, you have to understand.
When you consume alcohol, you could be like literally at a table at an insurance convention, and it makes it the whole fucking thing better.
It makes the whole scene better.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm just, I'm just saying.
More beer for Christ's sake.
And I'm not a goddamn addict.
Shut up.
Shut up in the chat room, man.
Shut up.
Put something on, engineer.
All right.
I'm going to show these people I'm not an addict.
Do you understand me?
Are we all the same wavelength, engineer?
I'm serious.
All right.
He's going to put something on.
And I'm going to tell you, I don't want this implanted in your brain.
I want a wrinkle in your brain to remember that I'm not an addict.
Here's the fucking therapy.
There's nothing wrong with smoking.
We all support your habit.
Let it all out.
It's not just about smoking.
Look, I'm drinking some beer, too.
all right all right you got it engineer are we Are we on the same wavelength here?
Do you got it?
You got it?
All right, go ahead and play it, engineer, because these guys are pieces of crap, all right?
You know, whenever you play it, I'm ready, all right?
Whenever you play it, I'm ready.
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, all right.
So, are you gonna do it?
Yeah, yeah.
All right, go ahead and do it for Christ's sake, because these idiots think I'm an addict, son of a bitch.
See what we got here.
I'm ready, and play it, engineer.
Uh-oh.
Oh, Yeah.
Oh, breathe it in and breathe it out and pass it on.
It's almost out.
We're so creative, so much more.
We're high above, but not the floor.
It's not a habit, it's cool.
I feel alive.
If you don't have it, you're on the other side.
I'm not an addict.
The deeper you stick it in your veins, the deeper the thoughts.
There's no more pain.
I'm in heaven.
I'm a God.
Black man.
I'm everywhere.
I can't see it.
I feel so high.
It's not a habit.
It's cool.
I feel alive.
If you don't have it, you're on the other side.
I'm not an addict.
Maybe let's see you're encouraging behavior that might encourage addictions.
I'm not an addict.
I'm not an addict.
I'm not.
All right.
It's over now.
I'm told alone.
I'm just a person on my own.
Nothing means a thing to me.
Oh, nothing means a thing to me.
It's not a habit.
It's cool.
I feel alive.
I'm not an addict.
I'm not an addict.
Here's my drink.
Free me, leave me.
Watch me as I'm going down.
Free me.
See me.
Look at me.
Fall, fall in, it's not a habit, it's not a habit.
It's cool.
I feel alive!
Get this shit.
Get off, engineer.
I'm not in the mood.
I'm not in the mood.
Get off of Christ's sake.
I'm not in the goddamn mood, man.
I'm not an addict.
All of you.
I'm not an addict.
I'm a connoisseur.
I'm going to keep drinking.
I'm going to keep smoking.
I don't really give a shit.
All right.
See that?
Huh?
My foes can't destroy my body because I age slow like life itself.
All right.
All right.
Losing Viewers To Trolls00:02:29
Oh, what?
Oh, I'm losing viewers now, huh?
I'm losing viewers now.
Is that it?
You fucking trolls.
All you want to do is troll me.
All you want to do is cyberbully me, man.
Speaking of the Masons, I can't help but to notice the Freemason as a men's only group, and feminists say nothing about it, but they force the Boy Scouts to let girls join.
Oh!
Membership in the secret societies and political influence have its privileges.
Hex over manic.
That was pretty hardcore.
Ghost, have you ever worn drag?
Fuck no.
Fuck no.
Have I ever worn drag?
Fuck no.
Why would you even ask that shit?
And not only that with a 666 donation.
Fuck no.
Excuse my French.
And by the way, the women Freemasons, they got their own little situation, you know, North Star stuff.
Anyway, it doesn't matter.
All right.
All right.
I'm going to be honest with you.
All right.
What I'm going to do now, I'm going to take a break.
I'm going to take a turkey taters heartbroken.
My girlfriend is in the hospital for a car accident.
I'm in the waiting room right now.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
No.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Turkey Taters, that's horrible.
I hope you're not trolling.
And if you're not trolling, our condolences, our thoughts, our prayers, it's horrible, man.
You know, the most dangerous part of your lives is driving to and from home.
I want you all to always remember that.
All right.
It's the most dangerous part of your lives.
Anyway, look, what I'm going to do, and look, let's pray for Turkey Taters is a girl, man.
That's just horrible news, man.
I hate to hear stuff like that, man.
But, you know.
Jesus Christ, this is horrible, man.
Man, what a mind fuck, episode 30.
I'm serious.
I mean, this is just, this has blown my mind.
I mean, this is, this is, I'm sure it's blown some of the minds of the people that have been listening.
I mean, people are like, what?
Whoa, What?
I mean, Jesus Christ, man, so many emotions, roller coaster crap all over the place, man.
I mean, oh my God, dude.
I don't even know.
I don't even know what to say anymore.
I don't even know what to do.
I don't even know what to do.
Mind Blowing Roller Coaster00:06:04
Look, I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I need to take a break.
Okay, what I'm going to do is I'm going to take a break.
I got to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage first and foremost.
And secondly, it's already, look, we're already three hours.
It's about to be three hours I've been doing this broadcast.
Three hours.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I'm not saying that.
You're an asshole.
Whoever said that, you're a piece of crap.
And I'm not saying that because you're a piece of trash.
You're a macabre piece of trash.
I'll be right back.
All right.
I'm going to air the beginning music bed that I play at the beginning of the show.
And I always tell everybody that the music bed that I play is called Insanity Control.
You can find it on YouTube.
It's a royalty-free heavy metal music track.
And more, and props to the guy who is doing it royalty-free.
We mean, we need more of that stuff.
Everybody's being a copyright ass crack.
Press T for time of shut up, all right?
Look, I'm gonna be right back.
All right, I gotta drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
I gotta drain the main vein.
I'll be right back.
And when I come back, Jesus Christ, I guess, I guess we'll do goddamn radio graffiti.
I guess so.
We've already been on three goddamn hours for Christ's sake.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
Three hours.
Don't go anywhere.
Okay.
I'm going to put this music bed on.
I'm going to drain the fucking main vein.
And when I come back, I guess.
I guess we'll do radio graffiti.
All right.
I'll be right back.
You got it, Engineer.
You got it?
All right.
Go ahead and put it on.
I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
When I come back, Radio Graffiti, baby.
Okay, let's do this fucking shit.
It means the world hurts.
All right, and everybody, shut up.
Everybody, shut up in the chat room trying to encourage the engineer, you bastards.
All right.
All right, everybody, bitch.
Take me out, engineer.
Good God, take me out for Christ's sake, man.
All right, I'm back.
All right, I drained the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sauces.
How many fucking beers have I had?
For Christ's sake, two, four, six.
Crap for Christ.
Look at all these freaking freaking beers all over the goddamn place, man.
Man, I just got more beer.
I got so much beer, I can't, I can't stop drinking.
You know what I mean?
All right.
Gun Shy About Gaming PC00:05:38
Let me take one more smoke.
I'm sorry.
And you can call me a reefer addict or whatever.
I'm going to take one more smoke.
And before we get into radio graffiti, hold on.
Y'all know what it is.
Man, this is fucking...
I'm sorry, man.
I mean, I know it's illegal in Texas to do the things that I'm doing, man, but I'm self-medicating.
I want everybody to remember that, all right.
Now, cooling on the drugs.
I mean, this is not drug.
Dude, this is this is legal now, man.
It's just not legal in Texas, but it's, it's, it's, you know, it's fucking legal.
What do you want?
This is not drugs.
This is from the earth.
God put this on this planet for me and you, dude.
Take advantage, man.
Take advantage is all I'm saying.
Take advantage.
Hold on, hold on.
All right.
One more.
One more.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You can all say, I'm not an addict, baby.
I'm not an addict.
I'm not an addict.
All right, I'm going to go ahead and post that there.
And before I get to the goddamn radio graffiti, hold on, hold on.
You got to hold it and let it hit the brain.
Get a hold of liquor.
Fuck.
Oh, my God.
I got to blow my nose, man.
I got mucus coming out of my orifices, man.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my God.
All right.
All right.
We're ready.
Now, before we get into radio graffiti, what I'd like to do, Jesus Christ, all these fucking cans will fucking place.
God damn it.
I got to get a CAGRATER.
You know, that's the thing I'm going to get.
I got to get a CAGRATER.
And not to mention, I want to be honest with you, man.
I'm a little scared.
I'm a little gun-shy about getting the fucking gaming computer because these fucking gaming computers keep going up more and more.
So even though the Corsier, the box itself was $3,500 and I thought it was a big, you know, whatever.
The shit that I want to get from Alienware is like $5,000, dude.
I could buy a classic car, man, for $5,000.
I'm not even kidding.
I could buy a classic car for $5,000, man.
I mean, like, I mean, I'm not even kidding, man.
You can fucking, I'm not joking.
I'm a little gun-shy about the gaming computer, man.
I know people are saying that, hey, build your own.
I've known people that have built their own and they get these.
I mean, because the point of emphasis is the goddamn graphics card, right?
And let's say they get a 2080 TI, 11 gigabytes.
There's depending on the motherboard, man, the PCI fucking, like, the slot, like when you put it in the PCI slot, the pins don't match up, man.
I want to buy the best of the best.
And to be honest with you, I think that the dollar.
Be careful, summer, or rip.
Believe me, I know.
I haven't, I haven't, I'm, I'm a little, I'm a little gun shy, dude.
I'm a lot, because look, what I want is obvious.
This is what I want.
I want i9 A Core, I9A Core.
I want 64 gigabytes of RAM.
I know it's over fucking bored.
I don't really care.
I want the 2080 Ti, okay?
And I, I, you know, that's what I want.
And the Corsair 180 allows that, but it's just, that's all you get.
You get you get the tower for 3,500 bucks.
So I go to Alienware, and Alienware is like, oh, well, we'll do that, but fucking five grand.
And look, don't get me wrong.
With the Alienware, I get the box.
I get like a 38-inch screen, you know, curved.
Hurry up and get to Radio Graffiti already.
Nobody cares about your stupid merch.
Shut up, man.
I'm not a nerd, man.
I'm just, I'm just saying, man, I want to fucking be the game.
Not only do I want to be a game of gamers, I want to be in the VR world.
I'd like for peeps that have like the VR capability to be able to, you know, kick it with me at my ghost bar.
You know what I mean?
I mean, that's where we're headed.
Like, you know, virtual world, like, you know, you could fucking like, you know, create your own virtual image just like the ghost bar.
And we can all be chilling and drinking beers.
And, you know, it's fucking anyway, never mind.
I don't know.
I'm way over your heads.
All right.
And shut up.
I'm not a dork.
All right.
Shut up.
All right.
Thread ripper is better than i9.
I don't believe in AMD.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry.
I just don't believe in AMD.
I'm just sorry.
Anyway, listen, let's go ahead and it's not going to be a gay VR bar.
You know what I mean?
I want it to be a nice bar, man, where, you know, I'm sitting here, I'm talking, and everybody can hear me in VR.
And we're getting to that point, dude.
We're getting to that point.
Anyway, let's go ahead.
And I'm not a noob asshole because I want the i9 8 core.
Thread Ripper Better Than I900:08:39
What the hell, man?
God, you guys are assholes, man.
You guys are rare.
AMD, AMD, rare.
Anyway.
Ghost virtual titty bar.
You know what?
That doesn't sound like a bad idea.
Huh?
Y'all guys like all those little waifus.
I could probably get a couple artists to do that.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, look, anyway, never mind.
All right.
And look, everybody's going to say I'm selling out and shit, man.
No furry shit.
I'm sorry.
No furry.
You furries can go buy your goddamn mascot.
And, you know, the only reason y'all are furries, let's be honest.
Let's be honest.
Turkey Taters.
Good news is her condition is stable.
Don't know the extent of her injuries yet.
I'll let you how it develops.
Thanks for your kind words.
Heart means the world.
Hey, Turkey Taters.
No, no BS, man.
We don't want anybody, you know, that, I mean, especially in a car accident, man.
We don't want anybody getting.
You're just trying to transport your body from point A to point B. Nobody, you know, it's a dangerous, dangerous thing.
So cheers to you.
I'm glad you do it.
Anyway, before I get into other tirate, we're already three hours and 12 minutes into the broadcast.
Let's go ahead and get some goddamn.
I can't believe what you've done to this Spring Break Baller Friday.
I mean, I sincerely hope that you would give me a break.
Y'all have not given me a break.
Y'all have mind fucked me.
Y'all have been psychological.
Y'all are just, it's just fucking disgusting what y'all done today, man.
So before we get into Radio Graffiti, what I'd like to do is I'd like to go ahead and do chat room shout-outs.
How about that?
How about a little bit of that?
That's why Ghost is a good guy.
All right.
Ghost is a good guy.
I don't know why everybody hates ghosts because anyway, do we have some chat room shout outs, Engineer?
All right, let's go ahead and get into some chat room shout outs.
Rodna!
All right, what do we got here?
We got, here's Bonzie Buddy, Communist for Trump, hamster rides, you son of a bitch.
Don't like your dot wave crap, you piece of crap.
Gimme Poon, Holden Capitalist, Bond Dayton, Lightning Note.
You know, you better, you know, if you're going to be, hey, Lightning Note, and all, and this goes for all you idiots.
You're going to be clipping me.
You better be doing something favorable.
I don't really like how you're making me look like an idiot.
All right, do something favorable to me.
Don't make me look like an idiot.
Jesus Christ, we got German the Gay Frog.
We got Emperor ING Unwanted X, I don't know if that's IXL or IXI Legendary.
We've got Shy Guy Mask a real funny asshole.
DW Lip, Hybrid J, Magelyn.
And hey, Magelin, I've seen what you've been talking about me.
You better respect me a little bit more and stop fucking besmirching me, man.
We've got Chrono Crypt.
Excuse me.
We got Omega Radioist.
I'm sure that was inspired because of me.
Skullmer, Copy Kai, Night Prowler, Wipeout 213, Dynamo Savage, BN King, Tall Order.
There's Dr. Festus, even though he's a troll bastard.
We got Rifle Kick.
No, we're not cool, Rifle Kick, you idiot.
You know, for whatever reason, unlike Twitter, you know, when they ban you from some fucking place, you can't use the username anymore.
That's not how it is on Gab.
And by the way, man, Torba, give me my $600, you fucking piece of crap.
Freaking Torba.
Fucking asshole.
Anyway, Ghost.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that fucking name.
Orange Game, Cinema, Tweeley Atkins.
Fucking bitch horse, man.
And, you know, I want to be honest with you Tweeley.
I really don't forgive you.
There's a lot of trolls that you've done.
But the one that really sticks in my crawl is that, you know, do you want to ride that bullshit?
We got Rick Hoover.
We got Scoot TM.
We got Buster in the house.
We got Moon Man for President.
I'm not condoning that.
Midget Goliath, Kiwi, Gizmo2046, Dorito Burrito, Zam City, Mr. Repos, Dead Opossum, Bo Syphius.
I don't even know what the fuck that means.
We got I'm, I'm not going to say that.
Steven Stinkverse, Tyron Kallos.
We've got Poindex Rose.
Yeah, you're a piece of crap too.
I've seen what you've been priced saying.
We got Tiger, Tiger, Tiger Upper Cunt.
Who else we had here?
We got QT Anime Girl.
We'll trade Gab for an IC slide.
Oh, man, fuck you.
You think I want to be back on Gab?
Fuck you.
They banned me from Gab because I was making fun of, you know what?
Never mind.
It's not even worth it.
We got Crisco in the house.
We got Sean Rushford.
We've got, you know, you assholes.
We got Chris in the house, Jif Tube, Tracker 21, or actually 210 plays, Tracker 210 plays.
Deadpools, LRLZ96, Odd Eyes Magician.
If that's the Odd Eyes Magician from Gab, I mean, he's got a pretty good following.
Not gonna say that name.
Okay, have it your way, Normie.
Baca Survivor.
Baca Survivor, you know what?
I take a dirty diarrhea crap on you, Bacca Survivor.
You're a piece of crap.
We've got Ghost is a Woman.
Hear him.
Shut up, asshole.
Bob Tom, Adventure Allerson, Big Old Hooks.
I'm not going to say Squirrel Army.
Fuck you.
Sunday equals severe weather round two, whatever the hell that means.
We got boss hambone, broken Nicole, my crack stinks, broad team faba, boss hambone, white man bad.
Come on, you asshole, you stupid piece of crap.
True emo radio, Johnny Longfeather, Flamin' Creations, Jesus Jesus, Gunner 65, Nothing Something, Omelet.
Seriously, Samsung, go fuck yourself.
Erica does.
We've got Ghost's Gramp.
I'm not going to say that stupid name.
Anthony J, Ghost TCR, the unaverage dude, Drill Master.
Who else do we got here?
We got, I'm not going to say that name either.
Rare Bastard, Salmon, the Ferb Guy.
We've got Dark Blitz Frenzy, The Bunker Buster 105, Eric Tolman, Levy on Levon, Levon Media, excuse me.
We've got Kruska.
We got Zoo God 2012.
We've got who else we got?
We got Karaskai.
We've got Professor Fennec.
We've got Cut Myself Laughing.
Yeah, real funny.
Liberty Prime.
Free Zorg in the house.
Who else we got?
Puka Dude.
Yeah.
That's what I got for you, Puka Dude.
We got Jesus Christ, Weena.
Is that the real Weena or is that some troll, man?
Anyway, we got Blackjack, Scarlet Moon.
Where the hell happened to you?
What happened to your ass?
Mass Pony!
We've got X Drang93 aesthetic, you little son of a bitch.
There's Han Hanzo.
Han Hanzo, you're a sick puppy.
You know that you want me to fucking put a ball gag on you?
You're a sick asshole.
Dear Freckles in the house.
Cosmic Corgi.
Feelgood.
E.G. Pacheco.
Shogun Lobster.
Hold on.
Was that Shogun Lobster?
Shogun Lobster.
Very, very good.
Cody in the hat.
I kind of remember you.
Radio Graffiti Listener Chatter00:15:39
I don't know.
You were some kind of a guy that, I don't know, put shit in your anal passage or some shit.
We've got, I think I've already done all these.
Pink Water.
I don't think I've done Pink Water.
Hippo, Puderfish.
We Today Crack.
Shut up, asshole.
Clover, Action Capitalist, Stone Man, Sam.
Who else do we have?
Mr. Falco Punch.
Hal 9000i or Es or whatever.
I think that's about it.
DJ D-Mob.
I think that's about it.
I think that's about it.
There's Pickleman.
I've seen him talk shit about me.
You fucking piece of crap.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
Dollar Shave Club is in here.
I don't know what the hell they're doing in here.
And let me go ahead and take a swing of this.
All right, let's go ahead.
I'm done.
Let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast already.
I've been here for three hours, 21 minutes.
And I, you know, sometimes, like, I can't believe I'm in here for this long.
I'm not even kidding.
I mean, sometimes I'm like, what, what, what?
Anyway, we're going to go to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
All right.
And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do to participate in Radio Graffiti is call that number that's right there in front of your face, 515-604-9052.
What is this?
Hey, Ghost, a mutual friend of ours is having a party tonight and asked me to invite you as my guest.
So, do you want to come?
What are you talking about?
What kind of party?
After this, Mrs. Ghost is going to feed me a steak and then I'm giving her the high-hard one.
What fucking party are you talking about, Jackler?
I mean, do you understand that?
I mean, I'm going to have a badass steak.
I'm going to get that protein in me, and I'm going to fucking hammer fucking.
Well, no, that's right, fucking kuda bang and all that.
Anyway, it doesn't matter.
Just shut up.
We're going to do radio graffiti right now.
You see, Jackler, now you're fucking people.
You know, the people that want to do radio graffiti, now you're screwing them up, man.
You son of a bitch.
Anyway, listen.
If you want to participate in radio graffiti, 515-604-9052.
And when the broad starts talking, you know, the operator starts talking, push in 844-286 and the hashtag sign or the pound sign, whatever you call it.
And then once you're there, you will be in queue for you to participate in radio graffiti.
And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that you want to say.
That's why we call this radio graffiti.
We're trying to put a point of emphasis on free speech, man.
That's what America's all about.
We're about free speech, freedom of speech.
Cheers to the First Amendment.
All right.
Everybody, cheers to the First Amendment.
All right.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to smoke one more pot.
All right.
How about that?
Because you people have made my goddamn Spring Bank Brawler Friday into a bunch of shit.
I'm going to smoke one more fucking bowl.
And if you don't like it, suck it.
I'm not an anic.
Shit.
Fucking drop something, man.
God damn it.
All right, let's go ahead and get...
Are we ready for Radio Graffiti Engineer?
All right.
Well, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
All right, who do we have here?
And don't make fun of my computer, you assholes.
Who do we have here?
We're going to some people that have been holding on for a minute here.
Who do we have here?
How about area code 614 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, isn't that Ghost?
Yeah, let's follow him.
Ghost!
Glad you can make it!
Hey, everybody!
Ghost is here!
Ghost, you decided to come after all.
Jackler!
The one and only.
German is a mutual friend of mine.
We met at a bathhouse in San Antonio.
You know that never happens, you crackpot.
Where did Orchie begin?
Yay!
What the fuck?
Rock and rocker.
Jackler, how about we play Titanic?
You be the iceberg and I go down on you.
Fucking hell, I ain't dealing with this shit.
I'm gonna go punch a bear instead.
Money?
German, what's going on in there?
Nothing!
I said you could stay here.
I never said you could bring other.
Damn it.
You said that this was your place.
Oh, shit.
They're open to the war.
Why is Jackler here?
Fuck this shit.
I'm out.
Get away, Amar.
Get away.
Oh, fuck him, get it out of here.
Go first, go to your place.
We can have our safety time there.
That frog is hanging in Joe's house.
Let's go, boys.
Come on, get your fruit ball asses out of here and take your squirrels with you.
What did I tell you about Jackler, man?
What did I tell you about this son of a bitch, man?
What did I tell all you?
He was a part of this troll.
Goddamn, stupid, goddamn fruity crap.
He was a part of it.
I told you, man.
I told all of you, man.
He's a damn troll.
That's what he is.
I told you, man.
And all you people that are out there like, oh, Jackler, stupid idiots.
You're idiots.
You're morons.
Look at him.
Look at him.
That's Jackler.
That's Jackler.
Look at him.
Stupid fucking assholes.
Who else do we have here, man?
You want this to be a short goddamn radio graffiti, don't you?
You piece of crap.
518 radio graffiti, man.
Dr. Festus, this is Sparta Radio Graffiti.
Are you kidding me?
I've never had a pity party ever in my life.
I never had time to be somebody who begged for attention or some kind of sentimental embrace.
Are you sure about that, ghost?
I'm depressed!
I'm telling you, man, I think I'm going to end this broadcast.
I'm not even joking around.
What the hell am I doing here, honestly, man?
Yeah, that's what I thought, you lion attention whore.
Wait a minute, get up!
Wait a minute!
Is that fucking plague?
That sounded like the Teutonic plague!
You son of a bitch!
Ah!
Damn it!
What the hell was that?
Look, asshole!
You don't understand, all right?
When these people keep trolling and trolling and trolling and trolling, I mean, what are you supposed to do?
You're supposed to be happy about it?
You're supposed to be happy about it?
Just sit there and shut up, all right?
That sounded like the fucking Teutonic plague.
I thought we got rid of that asshole like a bad case of the crabs.
I thought we got rid of that asshole.
Jesus Christ, man.
336 radio graffiti.
Let me make this perfectly clear to everybody in chat.
Nigger.
Get that.
Get it!
Get that goddamn racist.
You're racist, man.
God damn it.
Shut up with that crap.
I'm warning you.
You're lucky I'm even doing the goddamn radio graffiti, asshole.
You're lucky I'm even doing the radio graffiti, asshole.
I need some people.
You're lucky.
You goddamn lucky, man.
God damn it, you piece of crap.
You piece of crap, man.
315 Radio Graffiti, man!
Get this stupid asshole out of here.
For Christ's sake, you waited for 30 minutes so you can do that, you stupid moron.
Jesus, goddamn tars, man.
Why don't you go sit on a G.I. Joe with a condom on it?
Maybe that'll make you feel better, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Who else do we have on 717 Radio Graffiti?
Want to try to provide some political and social commentary?
Why won't you let me do it?
Why?
Fucking dumb cuts for a fucking whole age and buzz over.
Let me tell you something.
I hope you fucking.
Get out of here.
That's a goddamn splice, you son of a f.
You son of a bitch.
That's a splice.
That's a goddamn splice, man.
That's a damn splice, man.
Screw you people that are trying to splice me, man.
God damn you for trying to splice me, man.
You fucking assholes, man.
You assholes, man.
You goddamn assholes, man.
It's a splice.
Don't listen to what those assholes are saying.
Seriously, it's a damn splice, man.
Oh, my God.
210 radio graffiti.
American Game Master Radio Grafilter.
If you're fruity and you know it, shove it up your ass.
If you're fruity and you know it, shove it up your ass.
If you're fruity and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you're fruity and you know it, you come up, you son of a get the fucking asshole out of here.
Shut up.
All right, shut your goddamn mouth.
What is this?
This is some sort of war between the people that do radio graffiti and the goddamn text-to-speech people?
Is this a legitimate war or something?
I don't know, man.
Good God.
How about 415 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, this is Libon.
Hey, what's up, Libon?
How you doing, man?
Hello, ghost.
I'd like to ask you the question.
We're cool, right?
I would like to think we're cool.
Yeah, I would like to think so.
Well, okay, I got something to tell you, though.
That might make you change your deception to me.
Oh, Jesus.
What?
What?
I'm Communist or Trump.
Can we get some CXs in the chat?
Fuck all.
Fuck you, ghost, bitch ass bitch.
What?
He's fucking coming for Trump.
Fuck you, man.
The X-Men!
Fuck CX.
And you can tell him I said that.
I take a dirty yellow bubbly piss on the CX network.
You can tell him I said that.
The CX works.
CX network fucking sucks.
It fucking sucks and swallows, man.
Who was that?
Who the hell is that?
Who the hell is that?
For Christ's sake, man.
Fucking Ice Moseidon is scared to do in-real life streams now.
That's your CX network, huh?
You suck a c- Son of a bitch!
And stop putting CX in the chat!
I'm warning you!
I'm warning all of you!
I'm warning all of you.
CX can eat my dick up till it hiccups.
How you like that, huh?
Huh?
Son of a bitch.
Fucking dead asshole.
Whoever that ass...
You're an asshole for Christ's sake.
You're an asshole.
Wait a minute.
What the fuck is this?
Is this for real, Engineer?
Are you trolling?
Is this for real?
Are you trolling?
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
Twilly Atkins radio graffiti is nothing but a platform for the poor and filthy, and I think it's I don't want to hear these foreign curry.
Boil him in!
Blame Alice!
I'm accused!
Twilly Atkins radio graffiti!
I'm goddamn Jewish!
I don't know how many times they're gonna say it, Dean!
I'm IQ!
I'm accused!
Boil him in!
I'd buy it!
Blame Alison!
Time for my favorite part of the broadcast, where ghost abruptly rages after four hours of crying like a little bitch, and I'm talking about radio rage graffiti.
Where I'm lying for everybody to believe, I want a $5 bill, Randy.
$50 bill, make a $400 buck out of my God!
Support the chew and subscribe!
Friday, God, I'm with you!
I gotta catch my breath for Christ's sake, man.
What we've just literally had in the past 15 minutes, like freaking, what, $600 worth of donos or some kind of crap like that?
Gotta chew the girls!
Gotta chew people listening in.
Gotta chew the intercircle.
I'm a cue, you, you, gotta chew the girls, gotta check.
Bitch Slapped By Splice00:02:40
Get this bitch horse out of here!
Get that goddamn bitch!
You stupid bitch horse!
BITCHHORES! BITCHHORES!
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Shut up, you goddamn Tweeley Atkins!
God damn it!
You stupid bitch horse, for Christ's sake!
How dare you!
You racist bitch horse whore!
You're a fucking racist, man!
How dare you!
Oh, goddamn!
God damn it, man!
God damn it!
And you want me to continue to radio graffiti after this?
Fucking Tweeley Atkins, I thought you were fucking gone.
I thought I bitch slapped you out of here.
I thought I bitch slapped you out of here.
Shut up!
What are you doing there?
Time for Radio Rage Critique.
Shut up, Cambuser!
Did you see what Tweeley Atkins and this bitch horse did?
Did you hear it?
Did you hear it?
I thought you fucking went away, you dumb fucking.
Oh, wish this was your face right here.
Fucking.
Ah, slap your fucking face, man.
You know, I'm not ending on you.
I'm not ending on a fucking Tweeley Atkins stupid fucking splice, man.
I'm not ending on it, man.
I'm not ending on it.
Shut up in the chat room, man.
Everybody just shut up, man.
Everybody just shut up.
Everybody, just shut up, man.
I can't believe this.
I can't believe you people did this, man.
Freaking Twilly Atkins, man.
You fucking assholes, man.
Oh, my God, man.
I'm going to go.
I'm not going to end on Twilly Atkins, man.
I'm not ending on Twilly Atkins.
I'm not ending on that bitch horse, Twilly Atkins, man.
254 radio graffiti, man.
254.
Man, you're playing with your goddamn pecker shaft, you stupid razor.
Oh, everybody wants me to go to anonymous.
Oh, you want to do anonymous now?
Oh, yeah.
I'm sure there's so many great things waiting for me if I take anonymous calls, right?
Anonymous Calls On Air00:05:55
Huh?
I'm so sure.
Anonymous radio graffiti, man.
Anonymous.
Look at this.
Nothing but a bunch of Helen Keller deaf mutes, man.
Y'all are hearing this?
Huh?
Are y'all hearing this other button?
Bunch of Helen Keller deaf mutes, man.
Anonymous radio graffiti, man.
You're not even saying anything.
Stop feeding your meat, live on air.
That's why you have misses.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
Shut up.
Change your little hell cans abusers.
You're an asshole, is all I gotta say.
You're a goddamn ass crack.
Um, everyone is still on hold.
Oh, no, shit.
All participants are off hold.
That's a very good point, man.
No shit.
Good God.
I had everybody on hold.
I had everybody on hold.
You see how flustered you people are making me, man?
You see how flustered?
God.
Ah!
And don't call me a boomer in chat, man.
Just shut up.
You know what?
Fuck you, man.
I'm not going to sit here.
I'm going to drain the main vein again.
All right.
Let me chug my beer and I'm going to chug the main vein.
Or I'm not going to chug the main vein.
What am I talking about?
I'm going to drain the main vein.
I'm going to drain the main vein.
And when I come back, maybe I'll do fucking radio graffiti.
Maybe I won't.
I don't appreciate you people calling me a boomer.
All right.
You hate boomers, but what are you doing?
You're sitting there.
You're selling your souls to them, young people.
You're selling your souls to boomers.
So shut up.
All right.
I'm going to be right back.
All right.
Look at all these goddamn crap.
Crap all over the fucking place, man.
I'll be right back.
All right.
And go ahead.
Let's put those.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Drain the main catheter, asshole.
Shut up.
I don't use a catheter, man.
I can control my we.
I can control my piss.
All right.
I'm not fucking only use my blade where I got to use pampers.
I'm not like that CX network crap.
Yeah, did you know that, huh?
The guy from the CX network, huh?
Only use my blade.
He has to use pampers whenever he's fucking drinking because he's an old fucking wimbag piece of prostate-infected crap.
All right, I don't have to do that.
You know what I got to do?
I got to go drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage in the goddamn bathroom, all right?
And you know what?
Well, you're just going to have to sit your ass right there and sit your ass right there and don't move.
I'm talking to you all like bitches now because that's what you're treating me like.
Sit your ass right there and don't move.
I'd buy that for a while.
What do you want?
Are strong and majestic creatures worthy of praise by socialists and bronies everywhere.
Thank you, Twilly, for your service.
You're a piece of crap, evil man, all right?
Shut up, all right?
Chug the main cop.
Shut up, all right?
Just shut up, all right?
You fucking assholes.
You're a bunch of perverts.
I'm gonna go drain the main vein, okay?
I'm gonna step away for a second.
I'm gonna put an insanity control, which is a royalty-free heavy metal track on YouTube.
All right, it's the beginning of my show.
All right, and I'll be right fucking back.
And let me tell you something.
When I come back, these goddamn radio graffiti calls better not be so besmirching.
And I'm talking to you, Tweely Atkins, you bitch horse.
I thought we got, I thought I fucking smacked your ass out of here.
I thought you're smacked your ass out of here.
Anyway, go ahead.
Hey, engineer, go ahead and put the song on, man.
I gotta drain the main vein.
And these people are all out here jealous because I got a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
And you know what?
I don't blame them, boy.
I don't blame them.
Go ahead and put it on, engineer.
I'm home.
I'm gonna be right back.
Put it on!
Put me back.
I gotta shut this crap off.
Done With This Crap00:14:20
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right, look, I'm done, man.
I'm so done, man.
I'm over here.
Mrs. Ghost, you know, she's falling asleep, man, on a Baller Friday.
It's 12:34 in the morning where I'm at.
And I should be fucking like, you know, kicking it with Mrs. Ghost is what I should be doing, man.
It's fucking sad that I'm sitting over here fucking with you, goddamn troll terrorists.
You've been trolling me for almost four hours.
For Christ's sake, man.
Getting another goddamn beer.
And all right, what we're going to do here.
I'm pissed.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm fucking pissed off.
All right, we're going to go ahead and just do whatever it is.
I mean, let's just hurry up with the goddamn radio graffiti, man.
I mean, I'm not even kidding, man.
I just, I'm so sick of these people.
These people are assholes.
I'm not even kidding.
All right, let's go ahead.
And I'm sorry since I had everybody on hold.
We'll go back to anonymous.
All right.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Yeah, this is Esther Mouse Smout with some very important information.
I want y'all to get your elbows out and slap this.
Flap my elbow, you do it like me.
Slap a slab a elbow, you do it like me.
What the hell is it?
I mean, come on, man.
Don't don't do it.
What the fuck is that?
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Hello, ghost.
We, the powerful intelligent squirrel society, have followed in your path of capitalism, and we have a new product that we will mass market across the nation.
Bustnut Coffee.
Made from the combined bust and nuts of our sexiest squirrels and blended in with baguette, ghost teeth, and sweet swollen eggplants, carefully calculated to create an enjoyable flavor for all to enjoy.
Bust nut coffee is brought to you in part by Acorn Attic, producing the greatest products in all of San Antonio.
Valve movement, valve movement.
Egg mode.
Niggas, Get this goddamn shit off here.
I knew this goddamn.
New this goddamn crap.
We're going to see this crap.
Son of a bitch.
I'm going to end this, but I'm not ending it.
I'm not ending it on this crap.
I'm not ending it.
I'm not ending this on this crap, man.
I'm not even joking.
How about 619 radio graffiti for fuck's sake?
Hey, so go.
Sorry, it's Asho.
I could not call for Asho Wednesday.
But I was at church, and instead of a cross in my forehead, I got a dick drawn, like before.
I wanted to show you pictures, but you don't have a gab.
No, hey, Asho, man.
No, seriously, man.
Is this really you?
And now you got.
Yeah, it's me.
I was in Vietnam for quite a while.
Vietnam, Japan, you name it, Philippines.
But yeah, this really happened on Wednesday.
Hold on.
Why were you all over the place?
Are you going through the sex tourist route?
What are you doing?
Well, I'm pretty much traveling the world right now.
I heard you get like in Vietnam, you can get like 13-year-olds for like 30 bucks.
So I was like, you know what?
Might as well.
Oh, my God.
You fucking sick fucking Mexican piece of goddamn son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
That's not funny.
That's not goddamn funny, man.
We're not ending it.
We're not ending it.
We're not ending it on that shit, man.
Give me my goddamn fucking beer, man.
You see, that's what happened to Asho.
That's what happened right there, man.
That's what happened to this sick son of a bitch, huh?
Huh?
The little fucking Justin Bieber Mexican kid that used to whack off to fucking pornographic material, man.
That's him.
That's what happened, man.
That's what happened.
That's what happened, man.
Son of a bitch, man.
I can't believe you people, man.
I'm not ending it on that, but man.
Good God, man.
I mean, good God.
Ghost 2-inch Vienna.
So I got your Vienna sausage right here, man.
I got a 15 and a half-inch John Holmes sausage that everybody wished that they had.
Everybody wished that they fucking had, you fucking asshole.
Jesus Christ, man.
Good God.
What is this?
18 naked eggplants in the salad.
Shut up, I'm on the Vagad.
You asshole.
Shut up.
I'm sick of this eggplant emoji.
I'm sick of it.
And you assholes in the chat room.
Better not follow suit or I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
I'm not even joking.
I'm telling you, you better not fucking do that shit.
I'm, I'm...
Let's do one more.
I'm not ending on the fucking fucking Woody Allen buttlove and pedophile asshole, man.
213 radio graffiti, man.
Night Prowler, greater defeat.
That feels good.
That feels better, man.
Hey, man, I'm telling you, there's something about sperm, man.
Once it hits your lips, it's so goddamn good, man.
I don't know what it is.
I mean, like, right now, I want some more.
I can't take it.
I need some more.
Goddammit, Night Prowler, you sick fucking pervers.
Goddamn asshole.
Ah, piece of crap.
Ah, damn it.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm not ending it on this, man.
I'm not.
I'm not even.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
Oh, 817.
Oh, now you're donating.
817.
Get 817, Engineer.
For fuck's sake, man.
You got 817, engineer?
Jesus Christ.
817, Radio Graffiti, man.
Mr. Radio Graffiti, I'm not a racist, all right?
I'm a milking pot of friendship, for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
I admit that I made you look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack, you faggot.
Oh, shit, I wasn't supposed to say that.
It's Mr. Nigger.
Now what?
You son of a bitch.
That's a splice.
Get that splice.
That's a freaking splice.
And they're making me sound like a goddamn cartoon.
Fucking lie.
They're liars.
They're liars, man.
They're fucking goddamn liars, man.
That's a splice, and they're trying to make me sound like a goddamn cartoon, man.
They're making me sound like a cartoon.
They think it's funny, man.
It's not funny.
It's not goddamn funny, man.
F you.
F you, sons of bitches, man.
I never said any of that.
That's why you got to put it in chipmunk mode, right?
That's why you got to put it in chipmunk mode, huh?
That's why, right?
All right.
We're going to move on.
I'm not going to end this on this, man.
Yeah, I'm not going to end this on this man.
336 radio graffiti.
I mean, I've seen some of you people go on these damn in-real life streams on Twitch and on YouTube and pay $5 just to say the word nigger.
Oh!
I never said that!
Shut up!
I never said that!
I never said it!
Shut up!
Shut up!
That's a splice, man!
I never said it!
Fucking asshole!
I never said it!
Ah!
I never said it!
Ah!
I never said it!
You sons of bitches are sitting here splicing me!
And I don't appreciate it, goddammit!
I don't appreciate it, man.
You know what?
That's it, man.
If you're going to splice me like that, if you're going to sit here and spread slanderous lies about me like that, fucking out.
That's it, man.
In this shit.
End it.
Goddamn engineer ended.
Goodbye is right, man.
How goddamn dare you, trolls, man.
How god- Shut up, 717.
It's over.
Rayo Graffiti, it's over.
God damn you, man.
I made you sound like a chipmunk because I've already shown you say faggots.
You're a goddamn liar.
Mr. Neckers, you're a goddamn liar.
You're a liar.
You're a goddamn liar.
Don't believe it.
You kind of bitch, man.
Don't believe it, man.
Nigga, shut up, man.
Don't believe him.
Don't believe these people, man.
I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
I'm a nice guy.
God damn you, man.
God.
God damn you, man.
Oh, my God.
Shut up.
Engineer's best pal.
Go shove it up your ass.
What the?
What are you doing?
You're causing more drama, aren't you?
You're causing more drama.
Stop.
Save the drama for your mama.
Save the drama for your mama, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Just save the drama for your mama, man.
I need to tip the inner circle that the Newgrounds account associated with Desi was deleted an hour ago and that the page was archived.
Oh, God, man.
Just enough, man.
Enough.
Okay, then.
Good night, ghosts.
And shut up.
Stop talking about my T-Tiger Apprentices.
Shut up.
Stop fucking talking about that.
Skip it.
Skip this asshole.
Shut up.
Cance abusing.
You're an asshole.
Everyone's favorite part of the broadcast, Radio Rage Quitty.
Trolls win yet another flawless victory of 30 to 0 against the smoking pot.
Hey!
Alcohol!
God damn it!
You don't win nothing!
You don't win nothing!
And I didn't say that!
I didn't say that!
You don't win nothing, you fucking trolls!
Do you understand it?
You win nothing!
You win nothing, man!
God damn it!
Shut up in the chat!
Shut up!
You don't win nothing, man!
You win nothing, man!
Shut up!
Shut up!
All of you!
SHUT UP HAHAHAHA SHUT UP All of you in the chat room, man!
God damn you, man!
God damn you, yeah, we are the chief.
You're not the champions, man!
Shut up!
All of you, troll friends!
Shut up!
You don't win, man!
You don't fucking win!
Shut up!
You've made my life a living hell on this spring break, Baller Friday, man!
You made my life a living hell!
Let's get out of here!
Get the shit out of my fucking face, man.
Get out of here.
You made my life a living hell, man.
I can't believe you people, man!
And look at them in the chat room, man!
Look at these fucking idiots in the chat room!
They're laughing, man!
They're laughing!
You think it's funny?
You think my pain and suffering is funny?
You think it's funny?
Fuck you, man!
Fuck it!
I wish it was a fake!
We are the champions.
My friends and we'll keep on fighting until the end way or the champions way or the championship.
You're not so challenging.
Shut up, man!
Shut up!
It's not dirty, you know?
Shut up, man!
T and Apostle, man, for the $2 interest.
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Keep going, Goku.
Keep going.
What do you mean?
Keep going, man.
These people are fucking making an idiot of me, man.