True Capitalist Radio - The Ghost Show episode 32 I GIVE UP! What do you trolls want to STOP the pending TROLL WAR

March 19, 2020 - True Capitalist Radio

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The Ghost Show episode 32 I GIVE UP! What do you trolls want to STOP the pending TROLL WAR

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Ghost attempts to negotiate a "Saturday Night Troll Show" in Episode 32, rejecting face reveal demands while using slurs against Jews, Orientals, and faggots. He defends Trump's policies, claims the Alamo was a Jewish conspiracy, and calls for gassing Jews before discussing a $10,000 Acer Predator PC and net neutrality. Despite drinking Chivas Regal and smoking Mexican cannabis, he rants about "genocapitalism" and death threats. Ultimately, after four hours of chaos involving baguette diamonds and "Ram Ranch" spam, Ghost rage-quits, declaring trolls do not win. [Automatically generated summary]
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Let's Do This Shit 00:14:54
	Okay, let's do this fucking shit.
	Thank you very much for tuning in with me to another edition of The Ghost Show, episode 32.
	I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
	And I want to say to everybody that's listening, a part of the troll community right now, what do you trolls want to stop the pending troll war?
	What do you want?
	I give up.
	Let's make a deal.
	All right?
	Let's make a damn deal.
	Let's go ahead and spread this show link around the internet and throughout the world.
	And let everybody you know.
	Let them know that we're live right now.
	Episode 32.
	No troll war.
	No troll war.
	What do you trolls want to stop this pending troll war?
	I'm extending my hand to you trolls with a rubber glove on it.
	What do you all want?
	And I'm serious.
	I'm as serious as a heart attack for episode 32.
	What do you want?
	Oh my God.
	I almost didn't want to do this broadcast today.
	I'm going to be very goddamn honest with you.
	All right.
	Episode 32.
	Jesus Christ.
	No troll war.
	All right.
	You go ahead and take me out, Engineer.
	Take me out for Christ's sake.
	All right, listen to me.
	I want to start off episode 32 of The Ghost Show by starting off like this, okay?
	Let's make a deal.
	What do you trolls want to stop the pending troll war?
	CPT all week every.
	What the fuck does that?
	I don't even know what that means.
	I'm being serious now.
	Give us a Saturday night troll show media share and one hour of Engineer as host.
	And let me do the markets and other news because I do it better than you.
	Go shove it up your ass.
	Is that where we're at?
	A Saturday Night Troll Show?
	That's what we want.
	Is that where we're at?
	Everybody wants a Saturday night troll show for Christ's sake?
	Face reveal?
	Not the hell no.
	That's off the negotiating table.
	There ain't no face reveal.
	That ain't never going to happen.
	All right.
	Show is terrible already.
	Just end it now.
	I'll go shove it up, your ass, false flag ghosts.
	I'm serious.
	I don't want a troll war.
	And that's why I'm coming up in here.
	Episode 32.
	I give up.
	What do you trolls want to stop the pending troll war, all right?
	And whoever the hell donated Manafort first Trump next, you don't know your ass from your elbow, you son of a bitch.
	All right, Lisa Page and her little emails in her text shows that the Justice Department during the Trump or during the Obama administration show us your wheelchair.
	Shut up.
	The DOJ during the Obama administration took it easy on Hillary Clinton, huh?
	Oh, he took it easy on Hillary Clinton.
	So give me a goddamn break.
	And oh, yeah, by the way, all you Democrats that went out to the polls during the midterms of 2018 and went to go elect this kooky House of Representative Democrats.
	Who's laughing now, huh?
	Ghost.
	I am a representative of the Tryhard Legion.
	We had heard of this pending troll war.
	A solution I think that would solve this is the Saturday night troll show.
	One show a week with no TTS.
	No TTS.
	So look, we obviously want a Saturday night troll.
	The solution is simple.
	Limit the TTS to the first 10 15ths of a minute of each hour and radio graffiti.
	Then you can't.
	You're not understanding, man.
	The interactivity is what creates the show.
	I don't think you're understanding.
	Troll negotiators.
	Make each day of the week that you do a show have a gimmick.
	A day with no TTS, serious show.
	A day with media share, stuff like that.
	So, secondly, turn off TTS for every radio graffiti.
	A turn quality gross got ruined by the TTS thought.
	Everybody wants a Saturday night troll show.
	They want seriousness.
	Face reveal, Saturday night troll show.
	Go shove it up your ass.
	Face reveal is goddamn tail.
	So don't even bring that up.
	All right?
	You're late hambo.
	Press one if ghost is cripple toothless hairless midget.
	Go shove it up your ass.
	And secondly, I always say that I'm going to come on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, 8.30-ish.
	Hey, ghost.
	I stopped trolling a while back after someone started using my name for racist shit.
	I just want to listen to your insights on the markets, politics again.
	I miss about doing first two hours no or $15 TTS, hour $35 TTS, hour 4RG.
	Wow, wow.
	See, people want the seriousness.
	What did I tell you, trolls?
	Anime Saturday equals no war.
	Go shove up your ass with the anime Saturday.
	You see, the people want a serious show.
	A ghosto Pinochet?
	I can tell you this.
	I'm all for helicopter rides for these leftist pieces of communist trash.
	I'll tell you that.
	Here's D-Ray.
	Trump is losing his base left and right to Andrew Young.
	The wall is not illegal.
	It's a bunch of cards on 4chan that probably aren't even old enough to vote anyway.
	That's where the yang gang is coming from.
	Go shove it up your ass.
	Interactivity killed ghost.
	Yeah, really funny.
	I'm sick and tired of people thinking that this yang gang is actually going to be politically active or worthwhile.
	Shut up.
	Hand-rubbing ghost asshole.
	Hand-rubbing ghost.
	Enough TTS.
	Shit, you Jew.
	Don't you understand?
	That's the show interactivity, you assholes.
	That's the show, interactivity.
	First name reveal.
	Jesus Christ.
	Look, why don't you all take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with all this face reveal and all this information reveal crap?
	All right.
	That's not going to happen.
	All right.
	Seriously, I mean, stop.
	You know, I haven't taken one sip, one drop of alcohol today because I want to be stone sober to negotiate whatever needs to be negotiated to stop this troll war.
	I mean, y'all remember the last troll wars, man?
	I was a part of them all.
	It sucked.
	There were so many goddamn casualties, for Christ's sake, man.
	I don't want to go through that again.
	Okay?
	I don't want to go through that again.
	So, listen, all right?
	We've got a Saturday Night Troll show.
	Obviously, people want to see a Saturday Night Troll show.
	I don't know if we can get media share on Saturday.
	I don't know yet, okay?
	I don't know yet.
	But now you've got a lot of serious people.
	And I told you, trolls.
	You people keep trolling me like I don't have serious fans, man.
	I used to beat somebody, man.
	I have hundreds of thousands of people that listen to me.
	Dick picture reveal.
	In your dreams, you fruit bowl.
	I've got hundreds of thousands of people that listen to me for the financial insight.
	All right?
	For the political and social commentary here, okay?
	You see them.
	They're requesting it.
	They want it.
	So I don't know what the hell I'm going to do here.
	All right.
	I mean, we got serious listeners that want serious talk here.
	You've got these asshole troll terrorists that are so bloodthirsty for a troll war.
	They want a Saturday night troll show.
	They want media share.
	You've got assholes in here that want a face reveal.
	There ain't going to be no damn face reveal.
	All right.
	Shove it up your ass.
	Engineer of TCR tells all in this exclusive National Inquirer interview.
	He can't actually make it three hours without using the bathroom Mostly, he just soils his wheelchair I'll go sh- And then I have to shift.
	He keeps saying, Jesus, I'm in a wheelchair.
	Go shove it up your ass.
	I'm not in a damn wheelchair.
	Shut up.
	This is serious.
	Who knew turning off TTS or a serious show could be such a demand or hurdle?
	It is.
	Beep, beep.
	There was no TTS until 2019, you milky liquidity.
	You're not understanding the interactivity.
	This is the interactivity of the show.
	Ghost, people are saying you deserve a fate worse than death.
	They are suggesting you get punished by the Dallas Cowboys signing Blake Borg.
	And at the same time, these assholes want me to face reveal too?
	Hell no.
	Hell no.
	Listen here, Thomas Albin.
	You give us a Saturday night troll show and a face reveal.
	You won't do it because you want a troll war.
	You're acting like Trump.
	No, I don't want a troll war, man.
	Why the hell do you want a face reveal, man?
	Can't believe Ghost recited the 14 words last stream.
	I don't even know what the hell you're talking about, COC gang.
	What the hell are you talking about?
	I don't even know what you're talking about.
	Here's ghost quotes.
	Hey, Ghost, this is the original ghost quotes, not one of the copies.
	I've also decided to stop trolling for now.
	I would love a serious show.
	I am okay with no TTS or a higher price for TTS to start this show.
	What are you going to up the price for text-to-speech, man?
	Are y'all serious?
	We're getting a lot of that right now.
	We're getting a lot of that.
	Here's another text-to-speech lady.
	The first day of the fourth troll war saw a rally in the stock market signaling an appetite for war.
	You see, the Dow Jones Industrial Average gained 148 points.
	I'm serious, man.
	I don't want a troll war.
	The NASDAQ gained 52 points to the bottom.
	Stop trying to take my job, you piece of crown.
	We've got a Saturday night troll show.
	500 points.
	That's on the tape.
	Saturday Night Troll Show is on the table, alright?
	Ghost profits from troll war.
	Asshole, I don't want a troll war.
	Nobody wants it.
	All right, people are already talking about going away from the show because of it, man.
	We shall fight in chat.
	We shall fight on radio, graffiti, and TTSs.
	We shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength.
	We shall defend our chat, whatever the cost may be.
	Shut up, I know what you're doing with that little emoji.
	You think you're an alt-right white nationalist with the milk.
	I get it.
	Here's Jackler.
	All right.
	Hey, James, aka Insane Energy, you want a war?
	Wait, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
	Hold on.
	Hold on.
	Calm down with that.
	Calm down.
	18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranchbig.
	Heart-throbbing cocks wanting to be suck taking cowboy wanting to be buckhead cowboy.
	Yeah, we're trying to ram around their needs.
	Look, I'm serious.
	I'm trying to talk to you, trolls.
	I'm trying to talk to you here.
	I started listening in 2011.
	Started as a troll, but the serious segments made me better off financially in the long run.
	I'm glad.
	Trolls like to say they don't want it, but I know I'm not the only one that wants serious segments.
	See, I mean, look at all the serious requests, man.
	I have serious listeners.
	I told you, trolls, man.
	I changed my Discord name, Infamous One Number 01.
	Hey, Infamous.
	Why'd you change the name, man?
	Well, I'm glad you told me that.
	Thank you very much for clarifying that.
	Thank you.
	I was worried.
	Phil Swift here for flex tape.
	The super strong waterproof instantly.
	I'm serious, you damn trolls.
	Flex tape is no ordinary troll.
	We better get somewhere on this damn negotiation.
	Or I'm gonna end the show over.
	All right, because we need that.
	We don't need another troll war.
	I'm telling you from personal experience.
	Acting like Trump.
	Cucking.
	You don't want a troll war, right?
	I'm not talking, asshole.
	We want a Saturday night troll show and a face reveal.
	Stop.
	You're not going to get a face reveal, so shove that up your ass.
	All right?
	Saturday night troll show on the table.
	Trump is losing on immigration.
	Where is the law?
	Oh, Jesus.
	Spreading lies about the president.
	You're an asshole.
	You understand that?
	You don't know how our government works for Christ's sake.
	What is this?
	Eggplant for troll war?
	I better not see eggplants being spammed in the goddamn chat room.
	This is not funny.
	This is serious.
	look here's a serious donation hey ghost about interactivity back in the days of old there was just the chat and rg that is good interactivity At least for the Mon Wedge shows.
	That was a long time ago, man.
	I'm on YouTube now.
	I'm in the big time.
	And no TTS during RG both days.
	I'm on YouTube.
	I'm in the big time now, man.
	What are you talking about?
	On the Amarillo Globe News, Thomas Albin70 died today as well.
	I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to cover stupid obituaries with these goddamn refusal.
	And shut up in the chat room with the goddamn stupid fucking goddamn eggplants.
	TGS crashing harder than I. Listen, shut up and shut up with the eggplants, man.
	Most of the trolls are autistic anyway.
	I don't know what they are, but they better stop with the goddamn eggplants.
	Son of a bitch.
	Son of a bitch.
	Look, look, ghost made poo-poo.
	Stop talking to me in emojis.
	I've already told you that, man.
	Look, we're not getting off to a good start on episode 32, trying to put a goddamn end to this troll war.
	All right?
Stop The Eggplants 00:15:45
	I'm warning you.
	I'm warning all of you.
	You all will rule the day that you idiots don't negotiate with me to stop this troll war.
	Do you hear me?
	Do you understand me?
	You will rule the day that you don't make a deal and stop this damn troll war for Christ's sake, man.
	I mean, I'm thinking about the innocent people.
	I'm thinking about the casualties.
	That's what I'm thinking about, man.
	You people in the chat room and you people in text-to-speech are all a bunch of bloodthirsty assholes, man.
	You're bloodthirsty.
	You're sick.
	You're a bunch of sick pieces of garbage, and I can't.
	I can't.
	I can't let this troll war go on.
	So I'm extending my hand to you, trolls, with a rubber glove on it, of course, because many of you may have the AIDS.
	I extend my hand with a rubber glove on it.
	Saying, please take my hand in friendship, okay?
	Let's negotiate.
	Let's end the damn troll war before this turns into something very serious.
	Okay, I told you that what is this?
	I ghost quotes.
	He's come to me with money in his hand.
	He offered me.
	I didn't ask him.
	I wasn't knocking someone's door down to him.
	I never said that for you.
	When I got out, I was in that.
	I was already through that.
	I had that.
	Shut up.
	All right.
	Listen, I'm being serious.
	And what do you want, communes for troll?
	It is.
	Sound off the battle home.
	It's not war.
	Shut up.
	It's not war.
	You want war?
	It's not war.
	You had it coming.
	I fucking shoving up your ass.
	It's not war.
	All right.
	Just because some stupid little pitsquea commie says, though, all right?
	All right, listen.
	I want a serious show from you.
	I want to talk to you.
	All right, I want you to prove to me how Trump isn't cucking.
	He's not making a mistake going to Andrew Young.
	Let's do this.
	What are you talking about, man?
	Look at all the funding he's setting aside for the budget for the wall.
	Ghost has already done a face reveal on Gab, so they're ISNT in need for a face reveal.
	Also, for your information, Jackler doesn't have money today, so anyone that claims to be him is fake.
	Well, okay, first of all.
	Secondly, I never face reveal, for Christ's sake.
	Real IC members?
	I missed capitalist confessions the other day, and I need to confess.
	I am a real IC member, and I did a right and vote for Barack Obama in 2016.
	You see, by the way, thank you for the Linus tech tips.
	You're not a real inner circle, but that's a troll from hell.
	And if you are an inner circle member and you did do that, you deserve a backhand for Christ's sake.
	What is this?
	Insane energy.
	Hey, Jack, aka Jackler, let's talk about your foot fetch.
	Hey, come on.
	Insane energy and Jackler, stop it.
	Incel energy and jack yourself off, Jackler.
	Stop it now.
	We don't need any.
	We don't need any instigation from you people.
	That's for sure, okay?
	I mean, I'm sure you idiots are bloodthirsty.
	I'm sure if we patched an audio patch into your room right now, if you sound like this because you're jerking yourself off for a goddamn troll war, TTS versus the shekel goblin.
	You see, listen.
	Ice Poseidon.
	CX in chat if Ghost is a nicker.
	You're a goddamn pathetic, degenerate drug head, you son of a fish.
	I take a piss on CX.
	I take a piss on CX.
	Ah, God.
	I take a dirty yellow bubbly piss on CX, and all the CX network can do is look back at me with a yellow smile about it.
	That's all the CX network can do is look back at me with a yellow smile about it.
	All right?
	The only love that the CX network is going to get from me is this.
	Wish the show started earlier, but I just started listening the next day.
	Would like to hear more insight.
	Here's Eastern time again, wanting me to start two hours previous.
	This is internet prime time.
	Ghostler earns too many shekels spurting out over TTR.
	Shut up, you're a real show and give up those sweet autism bucks.
	You asshole!
	I'm trying to stop a troll war.
	You're not helping.
	Bring back the call-in segments.
	I remember when people could call in.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	Here's D-Ray.
	Where is the goddamn wall then?
	Don't say what are you talking about?
	Let's talk on Friday.
	It's being built right now.
	Trump's building it now and he's asking for more funding in the new budget, D-Ray.
	I mean, don't you understand that under Trump's administration, ICE, you know, the left, they hate ICE.
	You want to know why they hate ICE?
	They have been kicking people out of the country in the hundreds of thousands.
	Okay?
	How do you like that?
	They've been kicking out illegals in the hundreds of thousands.
	What the hell do you people want for Christ's sake, man?
	He just asked for another $6 billion in the new budget, for Christ's sake, man.
	What do you people want?
	And all you dumb 4channers out there, they're like, yeah, the Yang Gang.
	And yay, spaghetti, yay.
	Give me a goddamn break.
	Andrew Yang or Jerry Yang or Ping Pong Pang, whatever the hell his name is, he is not going to have a goddamn chance as a president.
	Are you kidding me?
	I'm Andrew Yang, and I think that we should give everybody in America $1,000 a month just for living.
	Just for living and taking a dotty diarrhea shit.
	I mean, get the hell out.
	Get out of here with this crap.
	Look at this yellow smile and the happy cowboy emoji, you piece of crap.
	Now, listen, I'm sorry.
	I didn't mean to go there.
	You people are stooping me on your level.
	I'm trying to negotiate here the ending of this potential troll war, but instead I've got these yang gang idiots, and you morons need to realize that no one is going to vote for this idiot, all right?
	You're not going to meme somebody named Yang into the White House.
	Ghost wheels politics, for Christ's sake.
	Why do y'all think that I'm in a wheelchair?
	I love the last stream, but surprised you were calling us to gas.
	I never said that, you son of a bitch.
	Love the last stream.
	I never said that.
	Shut up.
	I never said that.
	Gas the Jews all of a sudden.
	You're an idiot.
	Whoever donated that, you're an idiot.
	Yang equals the 2020 McAfee.
	Yeah, no, no kidding.
	John McAfee is another piece of trash, but that's literally what Jerry Yang.
	Here's D-Ray.
	He hasn't ghost.
	All the stories say otherwise.
	Ann Coulter is right.
	You're right.
	We are being investigated.
	And you know what?
	I'm glad the president gave Ann plastic face disgusting flatboard that needs a screw Coulter.
	I'm glad that Trump gave her a digital smack on Twitter.
	All right.
	She's a complete imbecile that is out there now talking against Trump because she wants to sell a damn book.
	All right.
	And you could tell Ann Coulter I said that.
	This is a disgusting, despicable blonde hag that's a flatboard that needs a screw.
	As a matter of fact, what was her last boyfriend?
	Wasn't her last boyfriend, JJ from the good times?
	I'm not joking.
	Wasn't that her last boyfriend, Ann Coulter, was JJ from good times?
	Dyno Might!
	That motherfucker.
	Dino Mighty.
	And you're like, here we go.
	Ghost quotes.
	A beautiful environment.
	I never knew that.
	You have to experience it all.
	I never said anything.
	Oh, shove it up, you're a man.
	I am beautiful, and I am happy.
	Shut up.
	I never said that ghost quote.
	Shut up.
	I buy that.
	Seriously, hamstrung.
	How much to get my dumbass kid into Harvard?
	I need a super smart Asian kid to take the SAT for him.
	Oh, y'all are talking about college scandal.
	Could you also fake him making it to Eagle Scouts?
	Colleges love that show.
	As a matter of fact, I think that you can be gay now and be in the Boy Scouts.
	I think that everything's all good now.
	It's all good.
	737 in chat if Ghostler is on the no-fly list because his hambone ass in his wheelchair is.
	Shove it up, your ass, man.
	I'm not in a wheelchair.
	Shut up.
	I'd buy that for us.
	All right, shut up.
	Ching Chong Chang Gang.
	I mean, that should be the counter to the Yang Gang.
	I'm not even kidding.
	Ching Chong Chang Gang, baby.
	Ching Chong Chang Gang for life.
	Yum yum dim sum.
	You know what I'm saying?
	So yeah, anyway, let's continue.
	Ghost equals Alex Jones equals NG.
	Eggplant if Ghost Engineer and Alex are.
	First of all, I'm not the engineer.
	The engineer is his own guy.
	As a matter of fact, say hi, engineer.
	And I'm not Alex Jones, for Christ's sake.
	I'm tired of you people saying that.
	New demand to end the troll war.
	You go on InfoWars.
	You think that Alex Jones would really want me?
	He doesn't want me on his freaking network.
	He doesn't want me on his broadcast.
	You want to know why?
	Because once they start hearing me talk on his broadcast, they're going to know exactly where the hell Alex Jones ripped off his shtick.
	And he ripped it off from me right here, right now.
	This man that you're listening to right now.
	All right.
	I mean, why do y'all like Alex Jones so much anyway, man?
	What is this?
	Ghost wants eggplant in his ass.
	Shut up, asshole.
	All right.
	Shut up.
	What is this?
	Tijuana genius.
	Andrew Young is a meme candidate, and the DNC won't let him win no matter how much attention the NEC is.
	I know there's somebody with a little bit of goddamn common sense when it comes to politics.
	All right?
	This ain't Donald Trump, all right?
	You're not going to be able to yang gang meme this idiot anywhere.
	No one's going to care.
	All right.
	Especially now that the Democrats are kind of watering down their little socialist stance.
	Haven't you noticed that?
	Huh?
	You notice that Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi, who is the Speaker of the House, that you, anti-Trumper Democrats, elected, remember?
	Oh, I'm going to vote Democrat in 2018 because I hate Trump.
	I want a healthy debate with you.
	You keep saying, what are you talking about, but you never go into detail or show proof about Trump's wall and immigration reforms.
	He's building it now.
	Look at how much of a wall it's been being built right now, D-Ray.
	And what are you talking about?
	He can't single-handedly make laws.
	He's declared the border situation a national emergency, and now you've got both Democrats and Republicans trying to rebuke the national emergency call for the border.
	All right?
	And you don't understand, D-Ray.
	It's up to the folks that are in Congress to legislate something so that the damn president can sign it.
	None of these people, both on the Democrats or the Republican side, want to reform immigration.
	They don't want to get rid of chain migration.
	They don't want to get rid of the lottery system, the immigration lottery system.
	They don't want to get rid of any of this crap.
	So what the hell do you want, D-Ray?
	I mean, the goddamn man, President Trump, has already announced a national emergency, and you've got these assholes on both sides of the political spectrum rebuking the president for it, for Christ's sake.
	I'm tired of you people that are spreading slanderous lies about my great president, man.
	Love the show, except for that part last episode where you screamed the N-word repeatedly.
	I never, that's a goddamn lie.
	Punish Templeton.
	I never said any of that crap, all right?
	I never said any of that crap.
	And that's why I'm telling all you people that are out here talking garbage against Trump that he never did anything.
	You apparently don't know the American political system, you morons.
	All right?
	He is not a dictator.
	He has to have Congress make laws that he can sign into actual law.
	And you see, he's been trying to pressure over and over.
	What is this?
	He doesn't need Congress to build the wall.
	Ann Coulter knows that, and so does everyone else.
	What are you talking about?
	What are you talking about?
	D-Ray, you don't know your ass from your elbow, man.
	All right?
	You don't know your ass from your elbow.
	He's called for a national emergency.
	He's being challenged on both sides, Republican and Democrat.
	All right?
	He has urged for the past almost three years for Congress to act on immigration reform, to get rid of chain migration, to get rid of the lottery system, and to have an immigration system based on merit.
	Based on merit, you jerk off.
	I mean, good God, D-Ray.
	What's your problem?
	You know what?
	I'm not even going to assume what your problem is because what I've learned, and whoever the hell donated for $2.
	What is this?
	Do you wish to solve the mystery of why you continue to attract autism?
	If you think you've got the answer, go right ahead.
	But like I said there, D-Ray, you remind me of many of these alt-right white nationalist folks that thought that once Donald Trump was elected in 2016, that the Fourth Reich was going to come along and anybody who had anything that was a little bit darker of a pigment than pale skin was going to get ejected out of the country.
	That's not what happened.
	And you see all of you goddamn alt-right white nationalist pale faces out there pissed off about it.
	And that's not what Trump never said he was going to do that.
	Trump said that he's going to want immigrants to come into this country.
	He wants immigrants to come into this country, but he wants them to come in legally and to reform the legal system so that we're not getting the riffraft of the immigration situation.
	We're not getting people that the countries that they're going coming, they're leaving, the countries that they're leaving don't want them.
	We want a merit-based system, a merit-based system.
	Can you put that in your stupid dumb leftist heads?
	We want a merit-based immigration system.
	So I don't know what the hell you people are talking about, but I think that you need to get a little bit of a refresher course on the American government structure.
	All right.
	But of course, you've got these assholes, both on the Republican and Democrat side in Congress.
	Hi, I'm Ghost's argumentative ability.
	What are you talking about?
	Shut up, asshole.
	Shut up.
	That's not funny!
	Panda if Nazis are, not stupid idiot.
	Nazis are socialists just like Antifa.
	Always remember it.
	They're the same crap.
	What is this?
	So sign a fucking executive order then.
	W-H-E-R-R as the birthright citizenship EO he promised U.S.
	And we wanted an end to illegal immigration and we don't want immigrants stealing American jobs and driving down wages.
	What are you talking about, D-Ray?
	There are more people that there are more jobs than there are people looking for jobs.
	Take over the show because his brain has been mostly eaten away from too much weed and cannot speak his mind for more.
	Go shut it up.
	Shove it up your ass.
	Where is your family?
	Go shove it up your ass, okay?
	All right, go shove it up your ass.
	Now, D-Ray, I'm telling you, man, you're just going off keester claiming that, you know, oh, immigrants are stealing our jobs.
	There are more jobs today in Trump's America than there are people looking for jobs.
	Well, you know what that means?
Negotiate With Trolls 00:17:13
	That there's not enough employment base in the workforce.
	And that means that we need that employment base to come from somewhere.
	And if it isn't going to be coming from our domestic population, then we need to bring in that workforce.
	You understand?
	That's why Donald Trump has said that we need a merit-based system, a merit-based system to get into this country.
	That's what Australia has.
	If you wanted to apply for citizenship in Australia, you've got to prove to Australia that you're going to actually provide some kind of skill or trade so you can sustain yourself in the goddamn country.
	All right, a merit-based system.
	And look, you assholes that are saying that Antifa and Nazis are different.
	No, they're not.
	Antifa wants a collective-based system, all right, which is socialist based on the equal distribution of goods, services, and natural resources.
	The Nazis want a socialist system, but they want just white paleface people to be the welfare queens.
	They only want white people to participate in the future.
	Nick Calvert is a disloyal slur who always turns on Republicans when they win.
	Yeah.
	Ghost is actually right on this guy's he knows more about this than you do.
	About I thank you, Ghost is right.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Last donation for the night.
	I want to talk to you tomorrow.
	Let's talk you and me.
	Prove me wrong.
	Prove Ann Coulter, Nick Fuertes, Mike Cernovich, Columbia Bugle, and everyone else all wrong.
	People listen to Nick Fuentes, for Christ's sake.
	I mean, he should change his name for Christ's sake.
	He didn't even look like a real Mexican.
	He's just using that Mexican to be a freaking racist bastard.
	You know what I mean?
	People actually listen to this piece of trash.
	Hey, how you doing?
	I'm Nick Fuentes, and I wear a suit, so you have to take me serious when I talk obnoxiously and disrespect everybody like some stupid, incompetent, impotent jerk.
	Jesus Christ.
	And by the way, are people still listening to Mike Cernovich?
	Hi, I'm Mike Cernovich, and I want everybody to go ahead and buy my guerrilla mindset.
	And I want to go ahead and tell everybody to just go ahead and buy my books.
	And I mean, nobody listens to these people that you're talking about.
	The only reason that people are still listening to Ann Coulter is because Ann Coulter panders to these liberals.
	I mean, she's always a guest on Bill Maher.
	Not to mention that they were, you know, conveniently casual lovers, at least according to Bill Maher.
	Now, Bill Maher has admitted to, you know, taking his old one eye into Ann Coulter's optometrist.
	All right.
	So that's why she's still pertinent is because she panders on these leftist venues.
	And I'm sick and tired of hearing Ann Coulter.
	You're a disgusting, despicable flat board that needs a screw.
	You're claiming that you hate immigrants.
	You're trying to be racist.
	Meanwhile, I've seen pictures.
	Look up JJ from Good Times.
	Y'all remember JJ from Good Times?
	Dino My!
	Dino My!
	Y'all remember that?
	She was actually going with JJ from Good Times, man.
	Now, I'm not saying that's a good thing or a bad thing.
	I'm just saying, you know, calm your racism.
	Ghost, everyone, look at BTC.
	We're either about to break out or dump big time.
	All right, well, I'll take a look at it since you donated.
	Take a look at BTC.
	Let's go ahead and take a look at what's going on here.
	Ice Poseidon owns Ghost.
	Yeah, right.
	Are you kidding me?
	Ice Poseidon is so scared now, he's afraid to go out in real life chat.
	He's afraid to leave his sitting Andy president.
	737 dead passengers in the graveyards at home.
	Oh, come on, man.
	No way.
	Come on.
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	Happy face with sunglasses to support Fay Get.
	I don't even know who the hell that is.
	Look, I'm looking at Bitcoin right now.
	I don't see a breakout.
	Where are you getting this breakout from?
	I'm looking at the chart.
	I don't see a breakout chart.
	I don't see any indications.
	Are you talking about because of the explosion of volume?
	We've got about 9.5 billion in volume, but I don't see where, you know, there's going to be a breakout in BTC.
	BTC, in my personal opinion, is on its way out.
	And right now, we're seeing what I've called, I called this in 2018, we're seeing the shitcoin shakeout, the shitcoin shakeout.
	I think that people need to start looking at cryptocurrencies that are going to stand the test of time, that are widely accepted, and that have low circulations and that have technology backing them up.
	Do you understand me?
	Ghost, if you don't want a troll war, then we demand that you vote young people.
	You know what?
	Go shove it up your ass, all right?
	The trolls aren't going to be down with Andrew Yang, you ass crack.
	All right?
	Jeez, take the goddamn chopsticks out of your ass with the you know Jerry Yang gang crap, all right?
	He's a damn socialist that wants to pay people $1,000 a month just for breathing.
	That's great, huh?
	Here's lobster body.
	Another night of pay per radio graffiti and crippled bald fat guy spurging on the internet.
	Oh, yeah, here we go.
	You gotta shove it up your ass, man.
	Shove it up your ass, lobster butt, all right?
	Now, listen, we got off keester because D-Ray was spreading slanderous lies about the president and putting that flat board that needs to screw and coulter on a goddamn pedestal.
	Listen, all right, I want to go back to stopping this damn troll war.
	And obviously, we have a Saturday Night Troll show on the table.
	Now, some of you people want media share.
	I don't know if I can bring back media share, but maybe that's tentatively on the table.
	But you assholes that are out here asking for goddamn face reveals and all this other crap, I think you all need to just shove that right up your ass.
	All right, I think you need to shove that right up your ass.
	I just said the F word.
	I didn't say it, man.
	Are you talking about the last time when I said baguette?
	Is that it?
	Baguette!
	Baguette!
	That's what I said, asshole.
	Looky, looky, ghost-made poopy.
	Yeah, that's great.
	And stop talking to me goddamn emojis, man.
	I'm sick of you assholes talking to me in emojis, for Christ's sake.
	Now, look, we obviously have a Saturday Night Troll show on the table.
	I guess I got to negotiate something for the serious listeners.
	You know, I don't know.
	People want a little bit of a serious show.
	People want a little bit of a troll show.
	I don't know what to do, man.
	I need some more suggestions because I don't know what I'm going to do, man.
	I don't know what I'm going to do.
	And not to mention, even if I do bring back a Saturday Night Troll show, what's for you assholes?
	Read donations earlier.
	Read donations.
	Nobody wants to hear a red donation.
	They want a text-to-speech.
	They want the interactivity, man.
	Do you like your baguettes toasted or nah?
	Man, you have to have a toasted baguette, baby.
	You know what I mean?
	You've got to talk.
	You've got to have a toasted baguette, for Christ's sake, man.
	Jesus Christ, all right?
	And now listen, you pansexual, Peter Puffin, gender-flonded, fluid, fucking fondling assholes.
	Ghost sucks Yang's Wang.
	Yeah, real funny, you idiot.
	Look, enough of the Yang gang.
	It's never going to happen, no matter how much you trolls try to meme it.
	All right.
	It's never going to happen.
	It's never going to goddamn happen.
	Now, listen to me.
	This is eating into my drinking time.
	I really wanted to see.
	Serious listener war?
	Serious listener?
	What the fuck you talking about?
	Serious listener war, for Christ's sake, man.
	What are you talking about?
	There's not going to be a war with the serious listeners, you sack of crap.
	And don't even try to instigate such a goddamn thing, man.
	Don't you even dare try to instigate some of this crap.
	Jesus Christ.
	You know something?
	You people aren't taking me very serious.
	You know that?
	You people aren't taking me very serious.
	And why the fuck should I take you all serious?
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	Who is Faye get?
	I don't fucking know who the hell Faye is.
	Who the hell is Faye?
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	Altrollada.
	Altrollata.
	Listen, man.
	I'm serious when I'm trying to extend my hand with a rubber glove on it because many of you probably have digital aids.
	I'm trying to extend my hand to you.
	Ghost, a spot has just recently opened in the CX Network, and I am inviting you in.
	Oh, yeah?
	CX in chat if you want to see Ghost Stream with me and Burger Planet.
	Not he hates Burger Planet.
	Are you kidding me?
	Ice Poseidon can't stand Burger Planet.
	What are you talking about?
	Do you guys actually think Nick Fuente's Ann Counter or Mike Cernovich know more than Ghost?
	Ghost actually had a job and made money before doing commentary.
	You really should listen to him on this point.
	I mean, I mean, I- Usually I troll but you're actually right on the- I- I know Ghost is right.
	These people don't appreciate it.
	I'm a businessman.
	I'm a business owner.
	I create jobs.
	I create production.
	I make money moves, baby.
	All right?
	I'm not trolling now.
	I make money moves.
	I'm not trolling now.
	I make money moves.
	If you see me on the street, bitch, I don't fuck with you.
	I'm a boss, bitch.
	I make money moves.
	Anyway, I'm sorry.
	I didn't mean to get off on that tie rate.
	I'm just saying, I appreciate Ghost is right for coming out here and giving you guys a couple of bitch slaps and telling you that Ghost is right, baby.
	All right.
	Ghost is right.
	And maybe, you know what?
	Maybe I should just put the goddamn negotiations on hold because you people don't want any peace.
	Someone literally made you say faggot just now, you moron.
	Pay the fuck out of here.
	What are you talking about, Epsilon?
	I've been broadcasting.
	Nobody made me say nothing for Christ's sake.
	I make bowel moves.
	Shut up, asshole.
	I'm not trolling now.
	I make money moves.
	Hover around Ghost.
	I was a longtime fan until you called for the extermination of blacks last.
	I did not.
	You son of a bitch.
	I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
	Ghost likes his faggot buttered up with a holstick so he can have extra lubricant to shove it down his throat like a dirty.
	You son of a bitch, lost your butt.
	You son of a bitch.
	All right, you're a son of a bitch.
	Ghost is, ghost left with a boom?
	Ghost left?
	What the fuck does that mean, you asshole?
	What are you inferring there?
	Now, I want to be honest with you, okay?
	I want to be honest with you right now.
	Okay?
	I'm not going to negotiate with you trolls anymore because you trolls don't care.
	You're all a bunch of sick idiots.
	Y'all are bloodthirsty.
	I'm looking at you idiots in the chat room.
	You're bloodthirsty.
	All of you.
	You're a bunch of sick, bloodthirsty pieces of crap.
	And instead of sitting over here trying to extend my hand of friendship, of course, with a rubber glove on it, you people fail to take it.
	You people fail to take it.
	So instead of me sitting here trying to negotiate with you, maybe you all should just suck it.
	All right.
	Maybe you all should just suck it for Christ's sake.
	All right.
	Maybe I should go on with my broadcast since I got a lot of people saying that they want to hear a serious show for Christ's sake.
	Maybe that's what I should be doing.
	Instead of negotiating with you people, man.
	Instead of negotiating with you freaking internet troll terrorists, cyber vermin people, man.
	I'm telling you, man.
	I'm not going to sit here and bow down to no goddamn trolls for Christ's sake.
	The closest trolls have to Peenix is did a cocks?
	Did Cox?
	I don't even know what the hell that means.
	All right, listen.
	What we're going to do right now is we're going to do a show.
	All right.
	I'm not going to sit here and have these goddamn troll terrorists think that they have me bent over a hammock or something and I've got my ass cheeks spread or some kind of crap like that.
	You assholes don't want to negotiate.
	Fight.
	All right.
	If you assholes don't want to negotiate, that's fine.
	I'm continuing on with the broadcast.
	Whether you stupid, stinking trolls like it or not.
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	No negotiation means war, huh?
	Yeah, right, all right.
	Well, then throw something on the table.
	Throw something on the table then.
	All right, we've got Saturday Night Troll Show.
	Maybe we've got media share.
	All right?
	Maybe.
	All right?
	But how the hell do I know you trolls are going to come up with your end of the bargain?
	How the hell do I know that?
	How the hell do I know that for Christ's sake, man?
	Jesus Christ.
	Trying to negotiate with these pieces of crap and all they're doing, they're bloodthirsty, man.
	They're bloodthirsty, for Christ's sake.
	All right, for Christ's sake, listen, let's just continue going here, all right?
	Let's get to the stock market, okay?
	Now, the stock market has been rallying recently because we've seen some dramatic losses because of the China-U.S. trade war, you know, with the tariffs and stuff.
	And moreover, we have been tentatively waiting for the Federal Reserve on whether or not they're going to raise interest rates or not.
	And because the Federal Reserve didn't raise interest rates, what was it, two weeks ago, hence we've got increases in the stock market.
	But I'm telling you, look for Q3, Q4 in fiscal year 2019.
	I don't think throw some eggplant on the table.
	Go shove it up your ass, all right?
	I'm doing the markets, all right?
	You trolls don't want to negotiate.
	That's fine.
	I'm doing the markets.
	Can you shut up?
	Shut up about my teeth.
	Shut up about my teeth.
	I'm warning you, man.
	I'm warning you for Christ's sake.
	As a matter of fact, you assholes, you assholes are memeing stuff into reality.
	I'm not joking around when I say you're meme magicians.
	Did you hear about that freaking rapper that put in, what was it, a $250,000 teeth grill that were made of baguette diamonds?
	Did y'all hear about it?
	This is for real.
	I'm not joking.
	Yo, Ghost, I'm driving home listening to your show.
	Wanted to ask, do Yoy love Johnny Walker Green Label or do you only like Blue Label Much Love Mate?
	I only like Blue Label, but I stopped buying Johnny Walker because there are a bunch of social justice warriors that were pro-migration crisis of Europe.
	And not to mention, they decided that, oh, I'm going to go ahead and put out a Jane Walker.
	That's what I'm going to do.
	A Jane Walker.
	No, we're not doing Jane Walker.
	They lost me after that.
	They lost me.
	But I'm not joking, folks.
	All right.
	This goes to show you your meme sorcery.
	Your meme magic is real.
	Meme magic is real.
	There is a goddamn freaking rapper that recently put baguette diamonds on his teeth.
	Meme magic works.
	The Daily Beast had a picture of Paul Manafort in his wheelchair on the day of it.
	Shut up, asshole.
	Shut up.
	I'm not talking about that.
	116 300ths.
	The chat's bloodthirst for diabetes filled veins pales in comparison to the butterflies in the privacy of his family.
	If y'all are going to continue demanding for war, I'm going to end this show early because we don't need another goddamn troll war.
	I'm telling you, this is dangerous.
	You guys are meme magicians.
	Look it up.
	Some freaking dumb imbecilic ghetto fight rapper put baguette diamonds in his teeth.
	He put baguette!
	Baguette diamonds in his teeth.
	Now I'm telling you, what are the odds?
	What are the odds of that, man?
	Jane Walker Third Harvest.
	Yeah, just shut up for Christ's sake.
	I'm serious, man.
	What are the odds for that crap?
	The mere mention of alcohol throws his show off the rails.
	Can you shut up?
	I'm trying not to drink here because I'm trying to negotiate the troll war here.
	All right?
	And I'm trying to tell you what kind of power you trolls have.
	And I would like for you to put a stop to potentially putting this fucking troll war into existence.
	There's a rapper.
	What's his name?
	Cuavo?
	Quavo's the rapper.
	There's a rapper that put baguette baguette diamonds in his teeth.
	Now, what are the odds of baguettes and teeth?
	Ah, Jesus Christ.
	You people are not going to, y'all are just, y'all just don't know me.
Baguette Teeth Odds 00:14:44
	Here's Ghost is Right.
	What's up, man?
	Alternative media doesn't understand politics.
	They are nothing more than hacks.
	Ghost is right.
	If Trump loses next year, there really isn't anyone nearly as good as he has been.
	I know.
	You guys need to smarten up and listen to him for once.
	Thank you, Ghost is right.
	Thank you.
	People should listen.
	Jane Walker Monthly Harvest.
	Yeah, real funny, you idiots.
	Real funny.
	Listen, I'm telling you your power.
	You have meme sorcery.
	You have meme magicians in here.
	And I don't want you all to meme a goddamn troll war.
	And I don't want you to meme something to happen to my goddamn teeth.
	All right?
	Here's lobster butt again for Christmas.
	121 three hundredths.
	This is gonna be a short show and a 32 to zero.
	God.
	Might as well get to the point.
	Shut up, lobster butt.
	Don't this is why I'm not negotiating, man.
	Hi, I'm James.
	I love MLPBTRTWDG and Dead Island fanfiction.
	Enjoy my profile.
	You probably know me by insane energy.
	Ah, no, no, no stuff about incel energy, man.
	Come on.
	Come on, man.
	Leave incel energy alone.
	He needs to find a job.
	You are now breathing manually, and now you are blinking manually.
	You are now aware of the fact that your clothes are touching your skin and you can feel it.
	What the hell are you talking about?
	Go shove it up your ass, meme magician.
	All right, that's not funny.
	All right, that's not got scary, man.
	Man, I wish I should have gotten beer.
	You know, I didn't even get beer today.
	I didn't even get beer anticipating doing this goddamn show.
	I didn't even get any goddamn beer, man.
	I didn't even get any goddamn beer.
	You know what I'm drinking?
	I'm drinking, you know, high-quality H2O.
	I'm drinking freaking water for Christ's sake.
	In an attempt to be sober, what is this?
	Haku Travada.
	Hakuna Truvada.
	What a wonderful Travada.
	I won't catch the bug.
	It means no worries.
	For the rest of your My AIDS-free philosophy.
	Hakuna Truvada.
	Hakuna Travada?
	Hakuna Travada.
	Do y'all know what Travada is?
	That's the drug.
	No!
	Crush tiny Uganda chimp.
	Shut up, idiots, alright?
	Travada is prep or P-Rep.
	Look that up.
	Did anyone else find it weird that Ghost denied the Holocaust happened last stream?
	If I can keep watching.
	Hey, wait a minute.
	I didn't deny any of that crap.
	What are you talking about?
	I didn't deny nothing.
	You're a goddamn liar.
	I didn't deny it.
	Jane Walker by Johnny Walker is the striding woman icon that celebrates the many achievements of women and the shared journey towards progress in gender.
	Maggie Mudkip, I am not going to accept it.
	Jane Walker!
	All right, I'm not going to accept it.
	Meme witches and wizards.
	We attended school of meme craft in memory.
	New muggles will never find us.
	This is not funny, man.
	This is really not goddamn funny.
	All right?
	This is really not funny.
	I'm trying to negotiate with you goddamn trolls because I give up, man.
	I don't want a troll war.
	I let Engineer blast my granny.
	Leave my fucking granny out of this, you stupid sack of trash, all right?
	Leave my granny out of this, you freaking goddamn son of a bitch.
	You rusty trombone playing Cincinnati bow tie receiving dirty Sanchez loving tank-tongue and piece of crap.
	126 300s.
	Tubby Bubby Ghost kills a bubble drummer with his wheel while sucking NG's peepee.
	Shop reminds me.
	Look, I'm serious, man.
	Look, I'm ending negotiations.
	I'm moving on with my show.
	You fucking trolls.
	There's no negotiating with you, pee-pee.
	There's no negotiating, man.
	The potato Trump meme was made by Comrade Stump, aka the guy who made those can't stump the Trump videos.
	Another person, Trump lost cause.
	He's a cuck on immigration.
	Go shove it up, your ass, all right?
	You're a wizard, ghost.
	The guy that did can't stump the Trump, isn't that a homo?
	Isn't he gay?
	And that's why he has maybe other motives to hate Trump?
	because the LGBTQ says that I'm not supposed to like Trump and because he hasn't made it legal so that I can, just, just shut up, all right?
	You're making me say crap.
	I don't even mean to say.
	All right?
	Now he's potato Trump, huh?
	Can't stop the Trump.
	Now he's Potato Trump.
	Yeah, go shove it up, your ass.
	I ate PP.
	What the hell is that?
	Fucking asshole.
	All right?
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	Meme magic and fairy tales are real.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	This is what I get for trying to negotiate with you trolls, man.
	This is what I get.
	This is what I get for trying to negotiate with you sick internet people, man.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	Now let me get back to the markets since I'm walking away from these negotiations because you people are pieces of trash.
	All right?
	You are pieces of trash for Christ's sake, man.
	You're the goddamn leftover squirrel that I squash on the bottom of a waffle of my boot, you piece of crap.
	All right?
	I'm walking away from the negotiations and I'm doing my show because you know what this show should be renamed?
	Or as a matter of fact, it should be renamed this Friday.
	I'm doing me.
	I'm doing me.
	Manafort in wheelchair, LOL.
	Was he really in a wheelchair?
	That better not be for real because that's even more meme sorcery.
	Was Manafort really in a fucking wheelchair for Christ's sake, man?
	I didn't see it.
	Was he really in a wheelchair?
	Oh my God.
	Give me my freaking H2O, my high-quality H2O for Christ's sake.
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	Last episode was great until you started fantasizing about blacks making love to your wife and son.
	What are you talking about?
	I never said that.
	Are you talking about my homeboys that came over?
	Tyrone and Archie Lee and Kudabang?
	Is that what you're talking about?
	F you ghost?
	No, you want F you, you asshole, all right?
	F you.
	Is that what you're talking about?
	Huh?
	You're talking about my homeboys, Tyrone, Archie Lee, and Kudabang coming over for Christ's sake, man.
	Look, I've told each and every one of you many a times, I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, okay?
	I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Hispanex.
	I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be limey, kraut, muck shovel and mix, and orientals.
	I'm a melting pot of friendship.
	The poop rose of Texas, you asshole.
	Shut up, man.
	Shut up.
	Zappa for no TTS on Mondays.
	Let's go one serious show a week.
	One serious show a week.
	Dow up 148, NASDAQ up.
	Stop trying to take my job, man.
	Stop trying to take my job.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	Now, look, let me go over the markets before these idiots try to take my goddamn job, man.
	Anyway, look, Dow Jones Industrial is up 148.23 points.
	A percentage increase of 0.58%.
	Closing out the Dow at 25,702.89 points for the Dow Jones Industrial.
	Leftover squirrel costs $5,000.
	Don't bring that up, you stack of crap.
	Don't bring that up.
	That's a bad memory.
	Shut up.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	SP 500 is up 19.40 points.
	A percentage increase of 2.37% on the day.
	Or excuse me, 0.69%.
	0.69.
	It's 2.3% increase on the month.
	0.69% increase on the day.
	Closing out the SP at 2,810.92 points for the SP 500.
	Who the hell is Larry Hogan 2020?
	Who the hell is that?
	Who the hell is Larry Hogan?
	Who is that?
	Is that Paul Hogan, Crocodile Dundee's son or something?
	Anyway, NASDAQ, what is this?
	Ghost the Squirrel abuser.
	Don't bring up squirrels for Christ's sake.
	It cost me $5,000.
	I don't want to talk about it.
	NASDAQ is up 52.38 points.
	A percentage increase of 0.69%.
	Closing out the NASDAQ at 7,643.41 points for the NASDAQ composite.
	131,300 points.
	you want for tonight subscribe to empty heroes channel where you get to watch funny reviews with a weekend stream where we play video and make bands for fun have a good night chat and remember Great.
	I'm very proud of you.
	All right.
	I'm very proud of you.
	Jesus Christ.
	Who else do?
	Let's go on to commodities here.
	We haven't covered commodities in a while.
	And before I get to commodities, Alvin cost Albin $5,000.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Shut up.
	Christ, man.
	Buy that for a dollar.
	Me magic equals real.
	Paul Manafort actually showed up to court in a wheelchair.
	Let me see the shit.
	Are you kidding me?
	Put that up, engineer.
	WTI crewed up to me.
	Stop trying to take my job and shut up.
	Put it up, engineer.
	This better not be true, man.
	Paul Manafort better not have showed up in a wheelchair.
	Each TTS donation earns you a free N-word pass.
	Look, shut up, all right?
	Just shut your stupid stinking hole, all right?
	Happy Wednesday, ghosts.
	In reference to the Troll War, turn off TTS until after the markets.
	And pre-screen media share on Saturday shows.
	Anyway, have a good broadcast.
	Pre-screen media share, huh?
	Pre-screen media share.
	That sounds like a good idea.
	Oh my God!
	Paul Manafort showed up in a wheelchair.
	I'm looking at it right here.
	Dat Jack Jack.
	Hold on.
	Hold on, Dat Jack-Jack.
	I mean, I'm looking at Paul Manafort in a goddamn wheelchair.
	You mean magician?
	Damn it!
	You mean sports?
	I told you!
	I told you!
	Son of a bitch!
	I told you, assholes, man!
	You see?
	You see what you people can do?
	You see your meme sorcery, man!
	Paul Manafort showed up in a damn wheelchair.
	Oh my God.
	Freaking a rapper put a freaking baguette diamond drill in his teeth.
	I mean, what else?
	Also, ghost is a butt baby, and his shows are the equivalent of me in the bathroom.
	Oh, shut up.
	Cold sinks, no feeling in my legs, and everything.
	Lobster butt!
	Whoever the hell you are, lobster butt, you're an asshole.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	Jesus Christ.
	Car plus squirrel plus girl equals a.
	Shut up.
	I don't want to talk about it.
	Shut up.
	And I can't believe that Paul Manafort's in a wheelchair, man.
	I mean, good God.
	Oh, God, you meme sorcerers, man.
	You mean magicians, man?
	I told you.
	I told you, man.
	That's why I keep telling you, man, stop talking about my teeth.
	That's why I keep telling you to stop talking about my goddamn teeth, man.
	Oh, God, man.
	Jesus, I can't believe this, man.
	Paul Manafort, I'm looking at him right here.
	He's in a wheelchair, man.
	What are the freaking odds of this, man?
	What are the odds?
	Seriously.
	You fucking meme sorcerers.
	You mean magicians, man.
	I mean, you see, this is why I don't want a troll war, man.
	You understand that?
	This is why I don't want a troll war.
	All right, look, let's go back to the negotiating table, all right?
	This is becoming too, this is getting too psychological for me, man.
	Let's go back to the goddamn negotiating table.
	All right, look, y'all want a y'all want a Saturday Night Troll show, okay?
	That's on the table.
	It's on the table, okay?
	What is this?
	What did Ghost say to Mrs. Ghost when she asked if his teeth still hurt?
	I don't know.
	The dentist still has them.
	What did one of Ghost's teeth say to the other?
	Stop your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.
	Jesus Christ, can't you please stop talking about my teeth?
	mr jm the monarchist monarchist here been listening since 2016 and found out you moved to youtube recently late i know anyway heard you were buying a gaming pc so i thought i'd give a 25 for that hey thank you mr jm the monarchist later and god save the king Cheers to you, man.
	Cheers to the JM the Monarchist.
	Hey, Insane Energy, why were you whacking off to big time rush fanfiction?
	Maybe I'm not the only one who is 100% gay.
	Oh, incel energy, no.
	Is that Manafort or Ghost?
	I can't tell.
	Shut up.
	Adolph Jackler, man.
	Chill out with incel energy, man.
	Chill out with incel energy, man.
	Manafort, wheelchair race in jail.
	Shut up, man.
	I want to say cheers to Mr. JM the monarchist who just hooked it up with a $25 dono, man.
	And look at all the haters.
	Look at all the haters in the damn chat room.
	Look at them.
	Look.
	Look at those haters.
	Paul Legg's first ghost teeth next.
	Just shut up, alright?
Cheers To Mr JM 00:04:24
	You're ready to just shut up.
	All right.
	I should have bought some beer for this broadcast.
	You know, I was trying to do my body right, man.
	I was trying to do some positive thinking, trying to do some positive things here.
	But it's obvious.
	I should have just bought beer, man.
	I should have just bought beer.
	Manafort legs first ghost teeth next.
	Stop talking about my teeth, man.
	I'm not kidding.
	Y'all see all the meme magic y'all have conducted, right?
	Right?
	Y'all see it for Christ's sake, man.
	And it's scary.
	Plane plus explosion plus monkey.
	You son of a bitch.
	That's not funny.
	That's not funny, man.
	Oh my God, you guys, man.
	I thought we were going to.
	I'm telling you, I'm willing to make a deal, man.
	I'm telling you, I'm willing to make a deal.
	And y'all assholes don't want to do it.
	Y'all don't want to do it, man.
	Why?
	Why, for Christ's sake, man?
	Why am I even wasting my time with you, trolls?
	If all you want is a bloodthirsty troll war, why?
	Jesus Christ, man.
	What is this?
	A true Ballard Fence radio?
	Can you just shut the hell up, man?
	Order beer to studio.
	Order beer.
	It's a little late to order beer to the studio, man.
	I'd have to go to the goddamn corner store to get me some beer now.
	And I ain't got time for that because I'm sitting here trying to negotiate the end of this pending troll war.
	But you assholes are bloodthirsty.
	Look at you.
	I can see you in the chat room.
	You're licking your fingers.
	You're licking your lips.
	You want blood.
	You want blood.
	You want the digital blood.
	And I don't get it.
	I don't get it.
	What's your problem?
	What is your major malfunction in the chat room, man?
	Which teeth will go first?
	Or which will go first?
	Teeth or liver?
	Go shove it up your ass.
	Bury Templeton.
	Templeton to the next room with Mrs. Ghost, you asshole.
	Shut up.
	You people are sick, man.
	You want blood.
	I know you.
	Look, you're licking your lips.
	I know you.
	You want blood.
	You're licking your lips like a fat, greasy bulldyke.
	You want blood, man.
	Oh, my God, man.
	I can't believe you people, man.
	Don't drop the soap, Manafort, man.
	Leave.
	Free Paul Manafort.
	He's a good boy.
	He didn't do nothing.
	Free Paul Manafort.
	He's a good boy.
	He didn't do nothing, man.
	If Paul Manafort is going to prison, then John and Tony Podesta should be going to prison because they did the goddamn same thing.
	They did the goddamn same thing.
	I'm talking about John and Tony Podesta, the sick, demented, corrupt pieces of trash Podesta brothers.
	They should be going to prison too.
	They should be going to prison.
	But of course they did it.
	Why?
	Because they got an immunity deal.
	They got an immunity deal.
	How quaint.
	John Podesta and Tony Podesta should be going to goddamn prison.
	They're pieces of crap.
	And by the way, if you take a look at Andrew Breitbart's old tweets, God rest Andrew Breitbart's soul.
	Take a look at his old tweets.
	He talks about the child pedophilia ring on one of his tweets.
	Yeah, that's what Andrew Breitbart put on his tweets about the Podestas.
	I'm just saying.
	And what happened to Andrew Breitbart?
	He ended up dead.
	He ended up dead.
	And guess what?
	The only person to witness him dropped to the floor missing.
	Never to be heard from again.
	Three more years of ass rape.
	Just shove it up your ass.
	And by the way, the doctor or the guy that did the coroner report for Andrew Breitbart ended up dead also.
	So I'm just saying.
	I'm just saying, man.
	R.I.P. to Andrew Breitbart, baby.
	All right.
	R.I.P. Anyway, I do want to say once again, the monarchist, thank you very much for the $25 dono.
	Cheers to you.
	I wish it was beer.
Beta Test Xbox Cucks 00:04:44
	It's water.
	I'm sorry, man.
	Anyway, look, hey, you all can sit there and Google up right now.
	I chi twat, my wife.
	I don't know.
	I chi twan, my wife.
	I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
	Manafort Pizza Time.
	Just go shove it up your ass.
	All right.
	Go shove it up your ass.
	I'm not joking.
	Google up Breitbart Podesta tweet and you'll find the exact tweet I'm talking about.
	What do we have here?
	Plane plus buildings equals explosion.
	You son of a bitch, shut up.
	Standby for liver failure.
	Favorite Michael Jackson album?
	The thriller.
	Are you kidding me?
	The thriller, baby.
	I mean, that's got the songs, baby.
	Thriller, baby.
	So anyway, let me move on for Christ's sake.
	I don't know where am I at, engineer.
	I mean, I was doing the markets, and then I'm trying to negotiate with these trolls and all this other stuff.
	What's going on, man?
	Where am I at?
	Well, I don't know.
	I'm trying to negotiate with these sons of bitches.
	And yet, for whatever reason, they don't want to negotiate.
	They want face reveals.
	You know, they want, I don't know.
	One guy wants me to scan my prick or something.
	I mean, come on, man.
	Jesus Christ.
	Let me just move on with my broadcast, okay?
	All right.
	I'm going to do a serious show because you assholes do not want to negotiate.
	I told you that a Saturday Night Troll show was on the table.
	Maybe.
	And I do mean maybe immediate shares.
	But I don't know, man.
	I have no idea.
	All right.
	You guys are pieces of trash.
	And I can't believe you people treat me like this.
	I can tell you that right damn now.
	All right.
	Let's get to commodities for Christ's sake.
	Since you assholes have literally wasted an hour and 10 minutes of my time trying to negotiate with you sons of bitches when you want nothing but blood.
	That's all you want.
	You want nothing but the digital blood and you want it squirted all over the place and you people are sick.
	You're cemented.
	You're sadists.
	All of you.
	Anyway, let me move on here.
	Okay, let's go.
	What is this?
	What is this?
	Now is the best time to invest into Microsoft stock.
	Halo Master Chief Collection is coming to PC.
	I wouldn't say that's a great reason to invest in Microsoft stock.
	I think that you're a little late in the Microsoft push.
	I do think they pay a decent dividend.
	So if you're going to bow, you invest, meaning whatever you traditionally save on a monthly basis, instead of putting in the savings account, buy a blue chick, blue chick.
	You can get a blue chick if you want.
	Buy a blue chip high-yield dividend stock and accumulate that on a monthly basis.
	And I think that's a decent way to go, in my personal opinion.
	I'm a very bearish investor in this market.
	I think in Q3, Q4 of fiscal year 2019, we're going to start seeing the streets expectations of these earnings of these companies not being met.
	And I think that's where we're going to see the major pullback in the stock market, in my personal opinion, okay?
	Now let's go ahead and get to commodities.
	Now let's get to energy here.
	Now, what is this?
	Dan the Oracle.
	Dan the Oracle, 100% milk.
	All right.
	We get it.
	We get it.
	You're some kind of alt-rider white nationalist, right?
	At the time of Supreme Peril, I must die a martyr's death.
	After my death will come something really great, an overwhelming revelation to the world of my mission.
	My spirit will rise from the grave and the world will see chat all.
	Go shove up your ass, all right?
	Let me dump me.
	Let me talk here.
	Okay, ghost, hear me out.
	All right.
	Please give us a Saturday night troll show, and we'll consider peace.
	Also, why did you think Libbon was real?
	Like, come on.
	Like Trump said, Africa is a shithole.
	Go shove it up your ass.
	I thought that maybe you were making money selling cocoa.
	It's day two of Troll War 4, and it's already beginning to take its toll on General Ghostler.
	Shut up, it's not taking a toll.
	I'm just a horrible troll hole.
	What are you talking about?
	Which will give out first.
	It's not shut up, man.
	That's not taking a toll on me.
	I just don't want a troll war, bastards.
	Ghost hambone, cripple, ghost, hambone.
End This Crap Show 00:15:05
	Stop talking to me, fucking emojis, you asshole.
	All right, talk to me in English.
	Thanks for beta testing Xbox Cucks.
	Are you talking about the Red Wing Ring of Death?
	Are you talking about that?
	I remember when software and hardware, they used to have beta testers before they even went to market.
	Now everything that's hardware or software-based, they're just throwing the beta testing into the market.
	You're paying to be beta testers.
	Underbrush teeth, beaten teeth, molested teeth.
	Shut up, man.
	Stop talking about my teeth.
	Son of a bitch.
	Stop talking about my goddamn teeth.
	Son of a bitch.
	That's not funny, man.
	I'm telling you, man, you mean sorcerers are going to do some garbage to my teeth.
	I know it, man.
	I know it.
	And I want it all to stop, and I want it to stop now, man.
	All right.
	Look, I'm not negotiating with you trolls anymore, man.
	What's negotiating with you people?
	Seriously, man.
	You people don't care.
	You people don't care, man.
	Jesus Christ.
	Anyway, I'm just going to move on with the broadcast, man.
	All right.
	I know there's a lot of serious listeners out there, man.
	All right.
	I know there are.
	There's a lot of serious listeners that want to listen to the broadcast, man.
	Brent crew closes at 6772.
	You son of a bitch!
	Campbell!
	Stop doing my job!
	Son of a God!
	Son of a bitch!
	I'm not kidding!
	Stop doing my goddamn job, man!
	That's my job!
	You sorry sack of crap.
	Do you understand me?
	That's my goddamn job.
	That's my goddamn job.
	Oh, my God.
	That's my job, man.
	I'm tired of you people, man.
	I'm telling you, man, I'm going to end this show early, man.
	I should just end this show early to smite you, trolls.
	I should end this show early just to smite you, freaking dumb pieces of crap, man.
	I'm not joking.
	I'm not joking.
	I should end it.
	I should end it, you goddamn anal leakage, fetish-having, goo cheese-loving, herpy schlong-fluffin', diggleberry-extracting, dirty diaper-eating, pause-hole-sniffing piece of crap.
	Worm food temple thing.
	Shut up, man.
	Shut up.
	The Red Ring news was 20 years ago.
	Shut up, man.
	Shut up.
	I'm telling you.
	Then do it, bitch.
	Then do it, bitch.
	I've got your bitch.
	I've got your bitch, you son of a fucking asshole.
	I'll end this show to smite you, to smite you, goddamn trolls, and to show you a lesson.
	141 300ths, done hand writing the next ghost episode.
	Had to wipe my ass three times this time.
	It'll be a good shit.
	I'm not joking.
	Y'all want me to end it?
	Shut up, lobster button.
	You want me to end it?
	Because I'll goddamn do it, man.
	I'll goddamn do it.
	I don't need to be putting up with the stupid freak show, troll terrorist cyber vermin, hump day Wednesday, fruit bowl Wednesday, whatever the hell you want to call this crap, man.
	Shut up in the chat room!
	Don't tempt me!
	Don't tempt me!
	Eggplant for bitch to end it!
	I've got your bitch!
	The freaking panther!
	You're thinking of the word spite, you dumb drunk.
	Fuck you, Panther!
	All of you!
	No balls!
	I'VE GOT BALLS THE SIZE OF GRAPEFRUITS YOU SON OF A BITCH!
	Stock market aside, I still think it's a good idea to get MCC on PC since you will be getting a gaming PC.
	UGH!
	The old Halo games are fun, especially the multi- Oh my god!
	Thanks, Anonymous.
	I'll consider it, man.
	You wouldn't dare end the show, you pussy.
	You don't think I'll do it?
	Huh?
	You don't think I'll end the damn show?
	Huh?
	You sons of bitches, man.
	What kind of an episode 32 have you turned this into?
	What kind of an episode 32 have you turned this into, huh?
	You don't think I'll end it?
	I'll end it right in front of your stupid troll terrorist faces, man.
	And then what are you gonna do, huh?
	Then you won't have ghosts to kick around too much anymore tonight, huh?
	What is this?
	We have to warn you about dark meme magicians.
	They turned into dark magic and they're making us good meme magicians look bad.
	Let this meme magic bless you with long life, good health, and lots of beer.
	I hope that's legit, man, because you meme magicians, man.
	You mean magicians.
	Did we win yet?
	No!
	No!
	You didn't win, Jack Shit!
	You didn't win nothing!
	If I end the show early, I win!
	End the show, do it, bag it!
	You son of a bitch!
	Son of a bitch!
	I'll end it and you don't win nothing!
	I'll end it and you don't win nothing!
	I deserve more respect than this, man!
	I deserve more respect!
	141 300, he can't end the show.
	He gets too many shekels from donation memes from people like me.
	Shut up, lobster fuck!
	Shut up!
	I'm tired of all you, man!
	Chinese knockoff antiques.
	I didn't even want to do a show today, man!
	I didn't even want to do a show today because I knew you fucking cyber vermin would pull this crap!
	I knew it, man!
	I knew it!
	I can't stand you, trolls, man!
	Here I am, I'm trying to negotiate with these pieces of crap.
	Here I am, I'm trying to negotiate with these pieces of crap, man.
	They don't want to negotiate, man.
	Look, look.
	Let me calm down.
	Just shut up.
	Shut up.
	Let me talk.
	It's not an empty threat, you son of a bitch.
	It's not an empty threat.
	Everybody, just let me talk.
	Let me talk.
	Eggplants in the chat.
	If Ghost should end the show like the bitch he is.
	Fucking son of a bitch, shut up.
	Communists for Trump, shut up.
	Shut your ass, man.
	And I don't want to see an eggplant in the chat room.
	I'm warning you.
	I'm warning you.
	They're putting fucking eggplants in the chat room.
	You freaking asshole.
	Son of a bitch.
	Son of a bitch.
	Ah!
	Enough of the eggplants in the chat room, you sack of crap.
	Enough of all this trolling.
	I'M HAD ENOUGH!
	HAD ENOUGH!
	HAD ENOUGH, MAN!
	I deserve more respect than this crap, man.
	And this is all I get.
	Meme Magic Troll Tally?
	Ghost in a wheelchair, Paul Manafort turns up to court in a wheelchair.
	Ghost claims he says baguette, rapper got baguette diamonds in his teeth.
	Ram Ranch, Rams went to Super Bowl.
	Vietnam, Trump announced Kim Jong Un summit takes place in Vietnam.
	This is what I'm telling you.
	This is what I'm telling you about, you troll terrorists.
	You're mean magicians.
	And showed you.
	Shut up, man.
	I'm serious.
	You're mean magicians.
	Did y'all see what he said?
	Huh?
	This is not a joke, man.
	You all think this is funny.
	This is not a joke, man.
	Ghost, it's okay.
	Everything is cool.
	Just pack another bowl and chug another handle of whiskey like the fucking degenerate you are.
	I'm not a goddamn degenerate RIP stream, you sack of crap.
	I'm not a goddamn degenerate, you son of a bitch, alright?
	I'm not a goddamn degenerate.
	I'm sick of you, man.
	I'm so sick.
	I'm so sick of all of you, man.
	I'm so goddamn sick of all of you for Christ's sake.
	I'm sick.
	I'm sick of all of you, man.
	Oh, God.
	Mrs. Ghost ass Tyrone, but shut up, asshole.
	Shut up.
	A good ghost is a dead ghost.
	You see?
	You see, you stupid assholes want me dead for Christ's sake, man.
	What kind of a fan base I have that wants me dead?
	They want me freaking dead, man.
	What the hell?
	What the goddamn hell, man?
	I mean, what kind of a fan base wants me?
	I just, I don't get it, man.
	I don't get it.
	And you know what?
	I don't want to get it, man.
	I don't want to get it.
	I should have bought some beer, man.
	I thought I was going to have a sober show today, man.
	And I was going to negotiate this pending troll war to an end.
	I thought I was going to be able to do it.
	But no, you bloodthirsty bastards, man.
	You bloodthirsty bastards.
	Sea bitch, you won't end it, no balls.
	God damn it, you want me to end this goddamn piece of crap show?
	You want me to end episode 32?
	You don't think I'll do it?
	God damn it, I'll do it.
	God damn it, I'll do it.
	Give me my goddamn water, man.
	I'm not joking.
	Everybody, just shut up.
	Everybody, just shut the hell up, man.
	All right, I'm tired of you.
	Shut up.
	You don't have the balls?
	You don't have the balls.
	Why does ghost cover his mouth to sneeze?
	So he can catch his did ghost do after having his teeth pulled out?
	He paid the dentist by our ghosts.
	I'm so shy.
	Sick of you, goddamn trolls.
	I'm so sick of you.
	Sick of you trolls, man.
	Freaking Albin and the chipmunks.
	I know what you mean by that, man.
	Everybody, shut up, man.
	Beer for the cripple, huh?
	Oh, you son of a bitch, huh?
	Beer for the cripple, huh?
	Son of a bitch.
	Do it, bitch, and we win.
	You don't win nothing!
	You goddamn son of a bitch and trolls!
	You don't win nothing!
	YOU DON'T WIN A GODDAMN THING! YOU DON'T WIN A GODDAMN THING! YOU DON'T WIN A GODDAMN THING! YOU DON'T WIN A GODDAMN THING!
	You freaking troll terrorist losers man!
	You're losers, man!
	All of you, man!
	I don't even know why I write production notes.
	Don't end the show!
	Don't let them get to you!
	How can't I let them get to me, man?
	What do you think about the whole Andrew Young shilling that's been going on, unfortunately?
	It's a bunch of crap!
	I just talked about it!
	Their goal seems to be to derail Trump's 2020.
	They're a bunch of stupid cucks!
	Alright, the Yang gang is a bunch of cucks!
	The Yang gang are full of cucks.
	They're cockhold connoisseurs, and you can tell the Yang gang I said that.
	Feels bad, man.
	Here are some of my favorite foods: shallow pan of food pot of food bowl with chicken salad, bento box, rice, chucker, rice, ball-cooked rice, curry rice.
	Skip that goddamn just skip that crap, man.
	Calling it early, have a good night, ghost.
	Have a good night in the chat.
	You know what?
	I should call it early.
	I should call this son of a bitch in show early, man.
	I shouldn't even have to be putting up with this crap, man.
	I deserve more respect in this crap.
	I mean, here I am.
	I'm telling you, I'm giving you my hand of friendship with a rubber glove on it.
	And I'm trying to stop the troll war.
	And you people are spinning in my head.
	Lost balls in Nom.
	You shut up, asshole.
	All right, shut up.
	Shut up.
	And if I end the show, you don't win shit.
	Shut up.
	You don't win nothing.
	I win.
	I win because you don't get radio graffiti and you don't get ghosts to kick around anymore.
	Then end it, bitch.
	Then end it, bitch.
	I've got your bitch.
	I've got your bitch.
	I got your goddamn bitch.
	Son of a goddamn bitch.
	Get out your bitch!
	Osama Albin Ladnup SHUT!
	Shut up.
	I know what you mean by that.
	Shut up.
	Unbelievable that Ghost spent like 30 minutes last episode begging us to vote for Hillary.
	I never said that fleshlight, Templeton, you sick bastard.
	I ever said that's a goddamn lie.
	That's a goddamn lie.
	Everybody goddamn knows it, man.
	That's a goddamn lie.
	You're a goddamn liar, for Christ's sake.
	Take hands, shove it up, ass.
Secreting Mucus Now 00:09:13
	Fuck you, trolls, man.
	Fuck you.
	Fuck you, man.
	God!
	You don't want my hand in peace?
	You don't want my hand in friendship?
	Well, then, what the hell am I doing here?
	Come on, a goddamn show for you, people.
	Then what the hell am I doing here?
	DOING A GODDAMN SHOW FOR YOU PIECES OF CRAP!
	I SHOULD END THIS FUCKING SHOW NOW!
	I'm not even joking, man.
	Don't tempt me.
	Don't tempt me, you bastards.
	I'm warning you.
	Don't goddamn tempt me, you son of a bitch.
	Your mom gang, shut up.
	Shove it up, your ass, all right?
	You trolls are in hot water with me, man.
	You all are in hot water with me, especially you dickheads in the chat room.
	Especially, you low-life, four-flushing, pausehole-sniffing, yeast-infection-loving, diggleberry-counting, hemorrhoid-sucking, ass blast enthusiast in the goddamn chat room.
	I'm talking to you!
	I'm talking to you!
	Yay, you!
	I'm talking to you!
	Son of a bitch!
	I should have got some beer, man.
	I'm not even joking.
	I should have got some beer!
	I should have got some beer if I was gonna put up with this crap!
	Yeah, you!
	You in the chat room!
	I'm talking to you, you scumbag!
	Yeah, you!
	You my goddamn freaking water.
	I got water.
	We're in hot water.
	Oh, my.
	What are you fucking tub guy or something?
	I didn't mean for that to be sexual, you son of a bitch.
	Join ghost and hot tub.
	Join ghost and hot tub.
	Fucking asshole!
	Ah!
	Ah!
	Son of a bitch!
	Ah!
	God, man!
	I'm not joking, man.
	I've been here taking this crap for an hour and 30 minutes, man.
	For an hour and 30 minutes.
	I've been sitting here taking nothing but trolls.
	Stop that for a dollar.
	Illegal migrant arrivals in Italy dropped 95% from Jan 18 to Jan 19 under Interior Minister Matteo Salvini.
	So yes, this can be done.
	You're a damn like shut up.
	You're a damn like Trump talk.
	Stop talking about my president.
	I'm tired of you leftists talking about my president, man.
	Hey there, ghost.
	I work on a farm and today I pulled up a 16-inch eggplant.
	Jesus Christ.
	There's finally an eggplant longer than your slum.
	Go shove it up your ass, Lord, working class.
	What kind of a name is that the working class?
	I'm a fag.
	Go shoving up your ass.
	I don't even know what the hell that means, man.
	Listen, man.
	I want some goddamn respect and I want it now.
	I want my goddamn respect and I want it now.
	Ghost bathhouse advocate asshole.
	I got your bathhouse advocate, you son of a bitch.
	We miss your political insights and commentary from current news and the breakdown from the markets.
	Woe is me.
	Who, who?
	I can't do a show.
	Look, I'm being bombarded by trolls, man.
	In hot bathwater with ghost.
	It's not water.
	It's got shove it up your ass, you shit pervert.
	Shove it up, your ass.
	I ta- I'm not saying that sick-ass name.
	Whoever said that, I'm turning you into your local vice squad.
	Whoever donated that for Christ's sake, spring in dawn.
	That fat ham bone of a dog looks delicious.
	I want to eat.
	Stop talking about my goddamn dog!
	And stop trolling!
	Stop trolling!
	Stop, goddamn!
	TROLL NEWS NETWORK!
	Bringing news, Ghost continues to buy time to make up for the fact that he does not have the testicular fortitude to end the show early like he constantly threatens you.
	You son of a bitch, man.
	I'm- I'm not fucking you!
	Stay tuned, I don't want to end it!
	You want me to end it, man!
	Is that what you want?
	Huh?
	Because then you trolls will think you're so cute and think you won something when you didn't win shit!
	You didn't win nothing, man!
	Oh my god!
	I gotta blow my nose, man.
	You fucking trolls are making me secrete mucus, man.
	Day two of the troll war.
	Ghost suffers 32 losses while the opponent stands straight.
	Shut up, I educate.
	Oh, shit, shut up.
	Angry old man yells at chat while he's in the middle of the middle.
	I didn't lose nothing.
	You are gonna lose.
	You're gonna lose.
	All of you, you're gonna lose, you asshole.
	I need to freakin' blow my nose, man.
	Thomas Albin posted, Medical Direct Club's painless- What?
	What are you choking Catherine reviews, asshole?
	I had my Catherine reviews in my name, you asshole!
	And it hurt like hell.
	Also, it caused me to soil my wheelchair.
	I don't know.
	I can't take this anymore, man.
	I give up, man.
	I just, I give up, man.
	I thought I was gonna do this episode 32 of the ghost show and try to negotiate with you sick-demented internet people, man.
	I thought we could stop this pending troll war, man.
	I thought we could stop it.
	I thought we could stop it, but you idiots are bloodthirsty.
	You can't.
	Hey, look, there's the dark meme magician, man.
	Eggplant emoji and chat of trolls one and ghost should end the show.
	You trolls!
	God damn it, you don't win nothing!
	You don't win nothing!
	Shut up with the freaking winning, man!
	You see, I want to end the show, man.
	I want to end this show.
	I want to give all of you trolls a fucking digital backhand in the face, man.
	You thought wrong end it, bitch.
	I got your bitch!
	Ghost is Mick Foley socks eggplant.
	What the hell are you talking about?
	What the hell are you talking about?
	Oh my god, man.
	You see, if I end the show now, if I end the show now, you stupid sick bastards think you win something when you don't win shit.
	You don't bitch shit.
	Talker Carlson.
	Breaking news here to the World Troll Network.
	Ghost was spotted fucking Ann Coulter in a local Denny's in Texas.
	Eyewitnesses report that Ghost was yelling loudly and it was finished in mere seconds.
	What the hell are you talking about?
	Are you inferring that I had any kind of sexual relations with that flat board that needs a screw that calls herself or itself Ann Coulter?
	I would not screw Ann Coulter with freaking, what the hell's her name?
	Jenner, you know, the transgender, the transgender Jenner's prick.
	All right?
	I wouldn't screw Ann Coulter with the with the transgender Jenner's prick.
	Oh my God.
	I need some beer, man.
	I can't even believe.
	Yeah, Caitlin Jenner.
	Oh my God, man.
	I'm freaking sweating over here for Christ's sake, man.
	I'm freaking sweating, man.
	I can't believe you turned my show into this, man.
	I'm not even joking.
	I thought we could have, I thought we could have peace.
	I thought we could give peace a chance like somebody suggested on the last show, man.
	But you don't, man.
	You all are bloodthirsty.
	And I'm warning you.
	And I'm warning all of you assholes.
	If you want a troll war, and if you think I'm going to lose, you got another thing coming.
	You've got another goddamn thing coming, man.
	I survived all the troll wars and I'm right here.
	I'm still standing, huh?
	I'm still standing.
	So I'm warning you.
	I'm warning all of you.
	You better watch out what you wish for, you bloodthirsty bastards.
	Do you understand me?
	You better watch what you wish for, you son of a bitch.
	I'm still standing.
I'm Still Standing 00:03:29
	I'm here right now.
	I'm still standing.
	So I'm warning you.
	I'm warning all of you.
	You don't want a piece of me, man.
	You don't want a piece of me.
	I'm freaking dangerous, man.
	I'm digitally dangerous, man, when I pull out Penix 2.0 and start inflicting digital damage like I did in the summer of chaos of 2016.
	Y'all remember that?
	Y'all remember the summer of 2016?
	The summer of digital chaos?
	That was me, man.
	That was me.
	We already beat you, bitch.
	You didn't beat nothing, man.
	You didn't beat nothing.
	You didn't beat nothing.
	Then let's start the war.
	Do it, bitch, huh?
	You want to go to war?
	Huh?
	You want to go to war?
	Can't stand with no legs, you son of a bitch.
	I'm not in a wheelchair.
	Shut up.
	I'm not in a goddamn wheelchair.
	Shut your ass.
	Oh, shit.
	You see, you're making me belch.
	I'm not even drinking beer and you're making me belch.
	I'm not even drinking beer and you're making me belch, man.
	This is how upset you're making me, man.
	This is how upset you're making me, man.
	Oh, God.
	I got it.
	Let me take a break.
	I got to alkalize the body.
	Taking deep breaths.
	You got to alkalize the body.
	Oxygenate the body Okay Okay, I'm dumb.
	Okay, I'm alright.
	I just had to oxygenate the body.
	Freaking Panda only stands in rice field like shut the hell up man, shut up, just shut up man, everybody just shut up everybody, just shut up.
	I I don't want to do this show anymore, man.
	I mean, this is never gonna end.
	You know, I actually thought man, I even told the inner circle about this man, I even told the inner circle that at some point, you trolls will stop doing this and we can go back to a regular show, man.
	32 shows later, man.
	32 shows later.
	Quit stalling, whore.
	Can you end it already?
	Fucking shut up, bitch!
	Shut up!
	Shut up!
	Son of a bitch!
	Shut up!
	Damn it!
	Shut up!
Quit Stalling Whore 00:04:47
	Nobody tells me what to do!
	Do you understand that?
	I'm ghost and nobody tells me what to do!
	Nobody!
	Nobody!
	Since ghosts stopped doing the crypto market.
	Nobody!
	Check out the chart, guys, here on YouTube.
	Our mission is to help you manage your trades by providing you with cryptocurrency news and everything you need to learn in your life.
	Oh my god, stop leeching, man.
	Stop leeching off my knots.
	Stop leeching, man.
	Just grab your chest and fall out of your wheelchair face first into Templeton's shit, you humble.
	Shut up, bitch.
	I'm telling you, man.
	This is all I this is my this is my show This is what my show turned into, man.
	And all I'm trying to do is do the show that everybody loves, man.
	Here, doggy doggy doggy doggy.
	I'm hungry and I want to eat you.
	Damn it, shut the f- Just shut up!
	Just shut up, please, man.
	All of you, just please shut up, man.
	All I am is a guy trying to do a show, man.
	That's all I am.
	I'm just a guy trying to do a show, and this is what I gotta put up with.
	No, no, no, Jewish.
	Shut up with the Jew talk, you racist, man.
	You're a racist, man.
	Just because you're a racist doesn't mean that I'm one, man.
	I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
	I'm a nice guy.
	God.
	I'm so sick of you, trolls.
	I'm so sick of you.
	I'm so sick of you, trolls.
	I'm so sick of you.
	Oh, God.
	I buy that for a dollar.
	Outer circle, gang, shove it up, your ass, man.
	You like the outer circle of rim jobs of assholes, you sick sons of bitches, alright?
	You're the outer ring of a busted ass.
	That's what you are.
	Oh, Jesus, man.
	I can't believe this is my show, man.
	No, we won't quiet.
	Yeah, you're you just shut your stupid mouth, all right?
	Shut your stupid stinking mouth, all right?
	shut your stupid stinking mouth oh god i can't take this man I can't take this.
	I don't have any booze, man.
	All I've got is freaking the devil's lettuce, man.
	That's all I have.
	All I have is the devil's lettuce.
	I don't have any booze.
	Shut up.
	Shut up in the chat room.
	I don't have any goddamn booze.
	Shut up, man.
	Y'all are going to make me break out the devil's lettuce, man.
	I just, you know what?
	I shouldn't even do this.
	shouldn't even do this man i'm just i shouldn't even be doing this man I'm not even joking, man.
	I should have bought some beer today.
	I knew it.
	I knew it, man.
	I knew I should have bought some beer today, man.
	I knew it.
	I goddamn knew it, for Christ's sake, man.
	Every kaiju needs to be gassed.
	You son of a bitch racist, man.
	It's racist.
	I don't condone that.
	That's racist, man.
	Deep throat some more butter.
	Shut up, man.
	Shut up.
	It's not the butter.
	Shut up.
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	Start smoking.
	You avoiding drug addict.
	I'm not a damn drug addict.
	I'm not a damn drug addict, man.
	I'm a connoisseur, man.
	I'm even a connoisseur when it comes to consuming the devil's lettuce asshole, okay?
	I've got a hybrid right here.
	All right, give me my, give me the bag.
	I got a hybrid right here.
	Hashtag roast the ghost.
	What have you been doing for the past hour and 45 minutes?
	Huh?
	What the hell of you stupid, dumb, dissimiled internet people?
	What the hell have you been doing for an hour and 45 minutes?
	This is what you've been doing.
	This is what you've been doing.
Rick Flintes Takes Ass 00:02:19
	Oh, God.
	I'd buy that for a while.
	Now you're crying.
	Don't be such a little bitch.
	Shut up.
	I'm not crying, man.
	Shut up.
	I'm not goddamn crying.
	Shut up.
	You mad that I'm right about shit's already fucked, so I'm supporting young people.
	Shut up, that's not the real Nick Flintes.
	Rick Flintes takes it up the ass as far as I'm concerned.
	Crack smoking crippled.
	Shut up.
	Nick Flintes takes it up the ass, in my opinion.
	You can just tell just by looking at his stupid little freaky curly hair.
	You know, Nick Flintes looks like the kind of guy that you see in a goddamn gay pornographic film that's bending over while some big 10 and a half inch Amy Daly.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, you know now.
	You know the rest.
	know everything else, man.
	You know everything else, man.
	You know everything else, man.
	Oh, God.
	Oh, my God, man.
	Jesus, God, shut up.
	I'm not crying, man.
	Shut up.
	I'm not goddamn crying for Christ's sake.
	The yellow rose of a lie, you asshole.
	The yellow rose of a lie.
	Oh, God.
	Oh, God.
	And what is this?
	Is this for real?
	Is this real breaking news?
	Oh, great.
	Oh, this is just great.
	Is this real breaking news, engineer?
	Apparently, Robert O'Rourke, all right, that is some culturally appropriating cracker ass cracker that calls himself Beto O'Rourke is now announcing that he's running for president.
	Oh Let me tell you something I want to tell you something you want to know all about Beto O'Rourke that culturally appropriating Hispanex wannabe piece of crap?
	Go to ghost.report.
	I give all the dirt of Beto O'Rourke on ghost.report.
	Huh?
	How he ran, how he ran from a DUI, huh?
	How he ran away, huh?
Free Wi-Fi Please 00:07:05
	What is this?
	Fun fact, trolling is cheaper than antidepressants.
	What the hell is that supposed to mean, huh?
	Why is the stream lagging?
	I don't know.
	It's because of your Obama computer.
	All right?
	It's because of your goddamn Obama computer, for Christ's sake.
	Go to ghost.report.
	I give all the dirt of Beto O'Rourke, man, about how his family, in our opinion, in our investigations, have close ties with drug lords.
	Huh?
	Yeah.
	Did you know back in the 80s, Beto O'Rourke's father, who was a judge in El Paso at the time, was caught with cocaine in his dashboard and nothing happened?
	Huh?
	Nothing happened.
	Oh, Beto O'Rourke's father had cocaine in his dashboard and nothing happened.
	Nothing happened.
	What is this?
	Ghost, how are you tonight?
	I'm not sure.
	I hope the trolls aren't bothering you too much.
	Don't forget to kidding me.
	Are you kidding me?
	Jesus Christ.
	TCR gave me the blues.
	Ghost has destroyed what could have been a good show and he's not.
	Ghost shove it up your ass.
	I didn't destroy it.
	These troll terrorists and cyber murdering kids.
	They did it.
	They did it.
	Not me.
	They ruined it.
	Oh, if Ghost has an Obama computer, it's you assholes, man.
	It's you assholes with the Obama computer and the net zero net connection.
	Or you know what?
	No, you assholes are the net neutrality free internet connections, huh?
	Yeah, I want net neutrality because I don't want to pay for my internet cyphers because I like to write nice stories and it doesn't make money.
	So I want a free internet connection because of net neutrality.
	Net neutrality gives me free internet connections and that's what I want so I can write nice stories.
	That's what you idiots want.
	All right, that's what you idiot want.
	That's why y'all all wanted net neutrality because y'all are a bunch of cheap bastards that don't even want to pay for your own internet service.
	This is the America that we're living in for Christ's sake.
	All right, a bunch of sicko, demented, perverted, cartoon women fetish having pieces of trash out here talking about, I want my net neutrality so I can have free Wi-Fi.
	You know, I want a free Wi-Fi.
	Fix your stream.
	It's not my stream, asshole.
	It's your Obama computers and your goddamn net neutrality internet connections.
	And that's what net neutrality was, you morons.
	Net neutrality was that the government forced internet service providers to provide free internet for the Po in America.
	That's right.
	That's right.
	The Po in America.
	And guess who benefited from the net neutrality?
	None other than Google.
	None other than Amazon.com.
	None other than Facebook.
	Take a look at when net neutrality was actually implemented into law and take a look at the growth of the Silicon Valley oligarchs and you'll see exactly what I'm talking about.
	Why do you think that all these big Silicon Valley oligarchs that you people supposedly hate, why don't y'all understand that these people wanted net neutrality because this is what took them their biggest leap in internet business.
	Received an invoice from for of your payment of $100,000 for Exodia the Forbidden One, but we haven't received that payment.
	What are you talking about?
	I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
	Roast the ghost.
	Hurry up, ghost, and get a better PC already.
	Start streaming wall builder simulator.
	I think I'm going to get the Corsair 160.
	I think I'm going to get it, even though it's 3,600 bucks for the box itself.
	3,600 bucks for the box alone.
	Now, granted, you do have an i9, 8-core, you've got a 280, or excuse me, a 2080 TI NVIDIA, 64 gigs of, or maybe 32, I'm not too sure.
	Either way, the reason I'm getting it is because I want the best of the best.
	It's got this new convection technology cooling system, and that's what I'm thinking about getting.
	So I think we're going to go.
	I think we're going there.
	Okay.
	The Corsair 160.
	If anybody has any advice on that, all right?
	If anybody has any advice on streaming, for Christ's sake, all right?
	Or not on streaming on PCs, that's what I'm thinking about getting.
	I'm thinking about getting a Corsair 160, okay?
	A Corsair 160 is what I that's what I'm talking about.
	All right, here's anonymous.
	What is this?
	With all due respect, that's not what net neutrality is.
	That's what it wants.
	You don't need to pay for your internet, even with net neutrality.
	The difference is with net neutrality gone.
	This gives cable companies package options for streaming instead of all-in-one.
	Oh, give me a fucking break.
	That's not what it is, you idiot.
	Okay.
	Net neutrality was laws that forced these internet service providers to provide a poor alternative or a contribution for the poor.
	You know that?
	I mean, this is not exclusive to just the internet service providers.
	This is also in the cell phone industry.
	Did you know that, you know, unfortunately, I have watched Burger Planet, which is some fat loser that lives in his van that's an in-real life streamer on YouTube.
	The reason that he, Burger Planet, can stream unlimited for five or six hours because his mommy back in Indiana actually pays for his phone service.
	And you know that Indiana is one of the, I don't know, I think it's like 12 or 15 states that are so goddamn poor that cell phone services are purposely in these states putting their cell phone services at lower rates and it's all data, all you can stream, everything.
	Unlike in California where Burger Planet is streaming, where you've got to pay for your data per gigabyte, because of course California's got all the money, right?
	Well, here we have Burger Planet using his mommy in Indiana because Indiana is a poor po-dunk piece of garbage state that should be dedicated for criminals and child molesters.
	And it should be cordoned off and be a state prison as far as I'm concerned.
Ten Thousand Dollar Chair 00:15:29
	All right.
	But Indiana is one of, I don't know how many states that get a literal, a state-enforced discount on cell phone service.
	Okay.
	So while everybody in California is paying per gigabytes on their goddamn cell phone service, if you're in Indiana or if you're in Iowa or if you're in any of these po-dunk states, okay?
	Any of these po-dunk states, you get a very low cell phone price with all the data you want.
	Ditch your shitty Trump PC and get a young computer you baguette.
	Yang computer?
	I mean, what is that?
	What is a Yang computer?
	Can only imagine that that's probably some piece of crap e-machine.
	Y'all remember e-machines?
	E-machines for crazy.
	What is this?
	Use this $5 toward upgrading your PC.
	Your internet is slower than your metallic computer.
	Go shove it up your ass.
	It's not my internet.
	All right.
	You sons of bitches.
	You don't really need to drop $3K to get a good PC ghost.
	Oh, yeah.
	You can make something really good with just a grand.
	I don't have time to be making my PC, man.
	I don't have time to be building my PC, man.
	I'm a businessman.
	I got shit to do.
	Why buy an overpriced game?
	Why do you buy an overpriced gaming computer when you could just buy a 57 Chevy and suck the chrome off the exhaust of that instead?
	Real funny asshole.
	All right.
	Real funny.
	I'm talking serious, man.
	I'm talking serious.
	I want the best of the best build of computer.
	And right now, with the exception of the Corsair 180, which is like $5,000 just for the box, I'm going to get the Corsair 160 for $3,700 a box.
	We didn't die at the Alamo for a fat, stupid, Jewish racist hambone like you two fruits.
	Go shove it up your ass.
	Press one.
	Shove it up your ass.
	My lineage goes back to the Texas martyrs.
	Do you understand that?
	Vote for Young in 2020.
	Here's the game game again.
	Here we go, you stupid.
	Those fucking evil Jews.
	Gas the Jews.
	Hey, shut up with that racist crap, man.
	Shut up.
	I'm serious.
	I'm getting the Corsair pre-built.
	All right.
	And it's just for the box.
	Now, if I wasn't going to get an alien wear, which I was thinking about getting to begin with, believe it or not, the whole schmear of an alien wear, the whole schmear, is like over $5,000.
	And that includes the i9 Intel 8 core, 64 gigs.
	And they're not even giving me a 2080 TI.
	They're just giving me a 2080 NVIDIA.
	They're not even giving me the TI.
	And, you know, a shitty monitor, you know, shitty peripherals.
	$5,000.
	So I figured, why pay all that for alien wear?
	Net neutrality, please read that.
	Shove it up your ass.
	I know what net neutrality is, you stupid sar sack of trash.
	All right.
	D, if ghost shits is diaper.
	Shut up, man.
	Shut up.
	I'm serious, man.
	I'm not even joking around.
	I want the best of the best.
	And I figure if I pay $3,700 for the Corsair and I pay another, what, $1,000 for that, you know, the huge ass, you know, bending screen, you know, that wide bending screen.
	I mean, we'd be close to like, what, $4,000 or something?
	$5,000.
	Now, I'm going to be honest with you.
	I don't know if y'all have seen the Thronos.
	Have y'all seen the Thronos by who the fuck builds the Thronos?
	I forgot who builds the Thronos.
	Buy that for a dollar.
	The Yang to win ghost is.
	What the hell does that mean?
	The Yang to Ghost.
	Yin Yang.
	I know what you mean, you stupid idiot.
	All right.
	Jesus Christ.
	Anyway, I'm thinking about getting the Thronos, the Thronos gaming chair.
	Have y'all seen the Thronos gaming chair by Acer?
	All right.
	Acer is putting out a gaming cockpit, okay?
	That literally comes.
	Y'all got to see this.
	I'm not even kidding around.
	You literally physically put yourself into this mechanism that literally you, it's just cool.
	All right.
	The Thronos, it's not Thanos.
	It's Thronos.
	All right.
	All right.
	T-H-R-O-N-O-S.
	Thrownos Gaming Chair by Acer.
	Now, it's $10,000, okay?
	Believe it or not.
	Now, unfortunately, I'd have to wait for the Thronos gaming chair because that's not coming until like Q2, Q2 of 2019.
	But the Thronos Acer gaming chair is $10,000.
	And it comes with three monitors that are attached to this gaming chair mechanism.
	Okay.
	On top of that, you get an Acer computer with the works.
	I9, 64 gigs, 2080 ti.
	What is this?
	Okay, don't read it, but I don't have an Obama computer.
	Yes, you do.
	Yes, you do.
	Why not just find someone to build it for you and just kick them a couple bucks for labor unrelated.
	Everyone in the Giles CHAT has crippling a Ti, SM and no lives.
	Hey, that's horrible.
	Alien wear that's horrible.
	Don't buy the Thronos.
	It doesn't have the wheels to get your.
	Go shove it up your ass.
	No, listen to me.
	Have y'all looked up the Thrownos Acer gaming chair, the Thronos gaming wheelchair?
	Shut up, asshole.
	Shut up, i'm not joking.
	Have y'all seen it?
	It's 10 000 bucks and I want to be honest with you that that looks like the ultimate gamer, the ultimate gaming chair, the ultimate gaming chair.
	I mean, everything is right there with it.
	It's like a cockpit.
	All right, it's like it's like a gaming cockpit.
	I enjoyed most of last stream, but the part where you compared the Asians to insects for an hour went too far.
	Hey asshole, I never said that about Asians.
	I like Asian people.
	What are you talking about?
	For a dollar?
	Ghost has a poopy diaper.
	Shut up, asshole.
	All right, go shove it up your ass.
	All right, now I don't know what to get now i'm gonna probably put a vote on ghost.report and leave it up to the fans.
	Now, what should I get?
	Should I go after the Alien Wear with all the schmear and you know, the four-year uh uh, you know warranty plan and all that crap?
	Or should I go with the Corsair 160, which is just the box for like 3700?
	Or should I go all out and just wait and just wait and get that goddamn Acer gaming chair for ten thousand dollars and broadcast from the goddamn gaming chair?
	Man, i'm not even.
	I'm not even kidding around, I i'm looking at it.
	Now mrs Ghost is a little concerned that if I get the gaming chair, i'm not going to get out of it.
	I'm not going to get out of it.
	Get an Eye Buy Power.
	That's not an Obama computer, that's.
	That's not an attractive sounding name, though I hey hey, ghost dude, what's your, what's your computer, dude?
	You know what do you?
	What's your box, dude?
	What are you working with?
	I got an Eye Buy Power.
	Uh, an Eye Buy Power, dude.
	Yeah, I got an Eye Buy Power.
	Uh yeah dude, that sounds, that sounds pretty bitching, dude.
	I mean, come on man, you want to show that you've got nuts online, all right and, and the three pc options that i'm considering shows that you got nuts the size of grapefruits online.
	You understand, i'm not even joking around.
	All right, i'm not even kidding.
	So it's either Alienware with the whole schmear for about five grand or a little over it's actually over five grand or the box of Corsair alone for 3700, or we wait till quarter two, which will probably be what in the summertime, I guess um, Or we wait till the summertime to get, because it's not out yet.
	Acer doesn't have it out yet.
	But they got a $10,000 gaming cockpit.
	You can look it up on YouTube right now if you don't know what I'm talking about.
	Take a look at the Thronos gaming cockpit, gaming computer, whatever.
	Ghosts Commodore 64.
	I wasn't a Commodore 64.
	I actually had an Atari and I hated it.
	All right.
	I hated it.
	And by the way, I also hated the Commodore 2.
	I hated all those stupid games.
	Like, this is gaming.
	It wasn't until Nintendo, Nintendo came along is when real goddamn gaming became serious damn business.
	All right.
	Now, the Super Nintendo, pure trash.
	I'm sorry.
	I have to say it.
	I'm sorry.
	Super Nintendo, pure trash.
	And that's all I got to say about that.
	So once again, everybody, tonight or possibly tomorrow, I am going to put a voting poll.
	I'm going to put a voting poll on what I should get.
	All right.
	I've given you all the three options that I'm considering.
	And hopefully, you know, y'all can advise me well.
	Okay.
	You can advise me well here.
	All right.
	And believe me, tomorrow I am updating Ghost.report.
	All right.
	We're going to update it with a lot of stuff.
	All right.
	Tell us about Baron Trump's smooth boy.
	Shut up, you sick son of a bitch.
	All right.
	So that's what we're doing.
	Make sure.
	You see that?
	Ghost.report.
	Add it to your favorites.
	Add it to your bookmarks.
	Here's Yang Gang again.
	Yang Gang.
	You're not going to meme somebody named Yang into the White House.
	I don't care how much of a meme magician you are.
	You're not going to be able to do it, bro.
	It ain't happening.
	Why is the Super Nintendo trash?
	Because it was a disappointment, dude.
	It was a disappointment, man.
	I became a forever Sega fan after that.
	Forever Sega.
	Corsair 160 comes with 32 megabytes, which is more than enough, but not the 64 you wanted.
	The mini ITX form factor only has two slot RAMs, meaning two times 16.
	So if you want 64 afterwards, you'll have to buy 232 gigabytes, 600.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	Thank you, Baka Survivor.
	I mean, God, man, shopping for a PC sucks nowadays.
	You know that?
	I should just wait and get the Thronos chair for 10 grand.
	I'm not even kidding, man.
	I should get it and then do a video about it and say, look, I just got the Thronos here.
	All right.
	And then I'll just go.
	Once I get the Thronos, we're going right into gaming, baby.
	All right.
	We're going right into gaming.
	And look, I'm going to get myself a gaming tutor.
	All right.
	And he's going to, we're going to go into training out here.
	And I'm telling all of you right now, I'm telling you all, you ain't seen nothing yet.
	The Alamo and the Shaws.
	Melt Steel Beams.
	The Alamo was a Jewish conspiracy.
	Ghost is Bill Hicks.
	Davy Crockett was a paid actor.
	You're a Sam liar, man.
	Stop trying to rewrite history.
	And stop trying to besmirch the Texas Martyrs.
	How dare you besmirch the Texas Martyrs?
	But yeah, man, I'm getting myself a gaming tutor, man.
	I'm going to be the best of the best in gaming.
	Don't do Alienware stuff.
	It's not great.
	It's basically Razor, but more expensive and doesn't work.
	People that get that are a joke.
	If you want to be professional, use literally anything else.
	It's like getting a soldier boy console.
	A soldier boy?
	Are you kidding me?
	Alienware?
	I thought Alienware was for gamers with big nuts, man.
	What are you talking about?
	I thought Alienware was for the big time, for the big boys.
	You know, those serious gamers out here.
	What are you talking about?
	All right.
	And the Corsair, you know, I mean, I think, you know, Baca Survivor's got a point there.
	But I'm thinking about the thrownos, man.
	Have you seen the thrownos?
	Have you taken a look at the Acer Predator Thrownos?
	Unbelievable, baby.
	Unbelievable.
	There's a Fry's Electronic in Austin, Texas.
	You can get a PC deal there.
	Talk to someone there.
	They know their shit.
	Fry's Electronics in Austin, Texas.
	Yeah, but what's the warranty on it?
	That's what I'm worried about.
	You see, I mean, I can get any Tom Dick Harry jerk dick to build a PC.
	I just want to be able to have a warranty on it or be able to sue somebody if it sucks.
	All right?
	I'm just saying.
	And the reason I like Corsair is because Corsair makes badass products.
	They make badass RAM.
	They make badass peripherals.
	They make badass stuff.
	So you figure, you know, you got a proprietary PC built from Corsair.
	It'd be some big time stuff, man.
	All right?
	It'd be big time.
	Or I can wait here for, you know, quarter two of fiscal year 2019 and wait for the thronos.
	All right.
	I wrote you a long email through the contact page of Ghost Report a few days back.
	Read through it.
	Reply if you have any questions.
	Well, thank you, man.
	I appreciate that there, Baca Survivor.
	All right.
	Cyber Power has a legit warranty, cyber power.
	All right.
	I'm glad we had this PC talk.
	I mean, at least that's something you trolls.
	I mean, I can depend on you on is your knowledge of, you know, computing power and stuff, man.
	But I'm telling you right now, I want to get a badass gaming computer.
	I'm not messing around.
	I'm going right into gaming.
	Hey, Faggot, what about the SNES was a disappointment?
	I will knock your remaining tooth out if we ever meet.
	Oh, you son of a bitch.
	What are you talking about, man?
	The Super Nintendo sucked a cock with it.
	Are you kidding me?
	I mean, I'm not joking around.
	The Super Nintendo sucked a cock with it, man.
	Are you joking?
	I mean, name a decent game from Super Nintendo.
	You can't.
	All right.
	You can't because it sucked.
	Name some badass games from Sega.
	You can name a fucking handful.
	All right.
	You can name two dozen.
	All right.
	That's what you get.
	I became a permanent Sega fan right after Super Nintendo.
	Super Nintendo literally sucked.
	All right.
	Literally sucked.
	Anyway, for Christ's sake, we have Contra 3 Alien Wars.
	That looked like shit.
	The graphics looked like shit.
	The storylines looked like shit.
	The gameplay looked like shit.
	Excuse my French anonymous.
Street Fighter Gameplay 00:15:03
	Hold on.
	I didn't hear.
	I didn't read what he said.
	What the hell did he say?
	Not all Anons are trolls.
	Well, I hope not.
	I hope not all Anons are trolls, for Christ's sake.
	And I'm not even joking, man.
	I was a badass Sega Genesis gamer.
	You know, I actually purchased the Sega Genesis channel back in like 1990, what was it, 94 or some shit like that?
	93, whatever the hell it was.
	1993, 94, Sega Genesis channel.
	And you know what they did?
	They would have you put this like weird, it looked like a cartridge type of a contraption that had a coax cable going in and out of the son of a bitch.
	And I literally played every game in the Sega collection on the Sega Gaming channel, man.
	It was awesome.
	It was awesome, man.
	Those were the days, man.
	Alright, those were the days.
	Anyway, I'm telling you, I used to be a gamer.
	I stopped gaming after the Sega Dreamcast.
	All right.
	The Sega Dreamcast was my last gaming console.
	Hurrah.
	And I'm not going back, man.
	The Sega Dreamcast was one of the most underrated, if not the most underrated gaming console in gaming history.
	All right.
	I mean, I couldn't believe that no one went out there and supported the Dreamcast, man.
	It was a brilliant freaking.
	It was brilliant, man.
	It was awesome, man.
	The Thronos looks amazing.
	$10,000 is worth it for me.
	By the way, do you remember Gunstar Heroes for the Genesis?
	Yes, of course.
	I remember all the games for the Genesis, man.
	And I'm glad that you think it's cool there, Infamous One, the Immortal, because, I mean, it is.
	I mean, the Thronos Predator of Acer is unbelievable.
	It's unbelievable.
	What is this?
	Super Mario World, Yoshi's Island, Super Mario RPG, Earthbound, Street Fighter 2.
	You know that game you always quote?
	Yeah, Street Fighter 2 sucked on the console, all right?
	Okay, point to the Sega.
	Well, hold on just a second.
	I didn't, I gotta read this.
	Okay, point to Sega for Sega Genesis, but you gotta admit the 32X was a bad idea.
	There is a Mega Man game in the Sega channel that was never released besides that service.
	Ever played Strider?
	I played all those fucking games, man.
	I'm not even joking.
	There's an AVGN review of it.
	The 32X was a bad idea.
	I mean, look.
	Sega, you know what I liked about Sega and the game creators and the folks that worked there?
	No arguments or rebuttals, as expected.
	No wonder you're so fucked in the head.
	Going to get some games because you decided to choose sides.
	Go blow it out your ass, Obama console.
	All right, go shove it up your ass.
	I mean, the thing about Sega, they were more innovative and more outside the box than the other gaming consoles because other gaming consoles wanted to sell a game based upon trends and based upon, you know, all this normie shit.
	And it was Sega that went outside the box.
	All right.
	Outside the box.
	I'd buy that for us.
	Here's Frank Zappa.
	Street Fighter sucks compared to Tekken.
	Tekken 3 was the best fighting game of the 90 feet destroyed Nintendo and Sega Don't Forget.
	I have to agree that I did get to play a PlayStation 1.
	The first PlayStation and Taken was a pretty good fucking game.
	Are you kidding me?
	The Super Nintendo had a solid library of fighters and RPGS and the legendary Super Metroid on top of that.
	Though to be fair, Vector Man 1 and 2 and Phantasy Star 4 on the Genesis was legit.
	I know, that's what I'm saying!
	Nintendo Power!
	Are you kidding me?
	I mean, Nintendo was more worried about like making games for you, normies that had like little characters.
	Oh, look, Yoshi!
	Oh, look, Mario!
	Oh, look, it's tonight!
	Meanwhile, you had Sega going outside the box.
	I mean, aside from Sega Dream or Sega Genesis, y'all remember the Sega Saturn?
	I bought the Sega Saturn.
	I bought the Sega Saturn, and it was way ahead of its time.
	I thought that is where video games were going to go to.
	I thought video games were going to show actual real-life people or real-life type of scenarios in which graphics didn't, like vector graphics weren't even an option.
	You know, they were just there to tell the gaming story.
	You know what I'm saying?
	So anyway, I'm just saying, all right?
	I'm just saying.
	Like I said, the Sega Dreamcast, most underrated console of all time.
	I mean, did y'all see those graphics?
	When the hell was Sega?
	I think I bought the Sega Dreamcast in 99, right?
	1999, 98, some shit like that.
	Did you see the graphics on that son of a bitch for 1999, 98, for Christ's sake?
	I mean, way ahead of its time, man.
	Way ahead of its time.
	I mean, come on, man.
	I mean, I was, I mean, games like Speed Devils.
	I mean, you know, the realism for the time, for Speed Devils.
	I mean, you got Crazy Taxi was actually rather fun.
	You got the original, the Sonic game that came with the Sega Dreamcast.
	I mean, you know, Tony Hawks.
	Everybody liked listening to Tony Hawks' soundtrack and all that.
	All those games, man.
	All those goddamn games.
	So anyway, and shut up in the chat room saying that we're a bunch of dorks talking about games here, all right?
	I told everybody I could be getting into gaming, all right?
	And when I do, I'm gonna poon your asses, all right?
	You dumb trolls that think that you're so cute and think that you're so badass.
	I'm gonna poon your asses.
	All right, you son of a bitch.
	I'm not even joking around, man.
	I'm getting a gaming tutor and I'm gonna start training and I'm gonna poon your asses.
	All right, especially you big-mouthed trolls that think that you're so goddamn great, huh?
	Stupid ass.
	All right, look, that's enough.
	Once again, probably tomorrow I'm gonna put up a poll on what I should do when it comes to the PC, all right?
	Good thing you didn't buy a Panasonic 3DO interactive multiplayer.
	That thing was $700 back then, but I remember rip off.
	I remember they went far enough to say that SNES and Genesis were baby toys, yet their console sucked.
	Their consoles didn't suck.
	What are you talking about, man?
	Sega Saturn was dope.
	I knew, I know it was dope, man.
	That's what I'm telling you about Sega and their game creators, man.
	They were ahead of their time.
	They were outside the box.
	Sega make NFL 2K5 the GOAT?
	Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
	Listen, their game creators are way outside the box.
	They're not worried about doing normie shit so that, you know, the same people that like characters like Mario and Yay and all this shit.
	I mean, they were going outside.
	Now, the only other gaming system that I owned that was comparable to Sega was something called the Neo Geo.
	Y'all remember the Neo Geo?
	Now, that was a very expensive gaming system.
	And, you know, not too many people had it, but I had it.
	And that was also a very, very nice gaming system for the early 90s that took gaming graphics to a whole new level.
	So, yeah, I mean, I know a thing or two about a thing or two about gaming systems and gaming, etc.
	It's you new people out here that, you know, that think because you play Xbox and PlayStation that you think you know a thing or two or a thing or you don't know nothing, okay?
	And aside from all the consoles that I'm talking about here, I also went to the arcade, all right, when you had to face your gaming competitor eye to eye, face to face.
	None of this online network team speak crap.
	All right.
	You had to stare your goddamn opponent to the face, man.
	And let me tell you something right now.
	I was owning everybody's ass in the arcade game.
	You want to know who the arcade king is?
	It's this man right here.
	All right?
	This man right here, Ghost.
	Son of a bitch.
	All right?
	And let me tell you, you name them.
	You name the game.
	I owned these assholes in the arcades.
	You understand that?
	Street Fighter 2, Mortal Kombat, Soul Edge.
	You name it, baby.
	You name it.
	I whooped their ass.
	And I'll whoop your ass too.
	If you ever want to meet me in a goddamn arcade, I will own your asses.
	All right?
	I will own your asses.
	I'm not even kidding around.
	I'm not even kidding.
	I mean, you know what happened?
	Let me tell you something, okay?
	When you were facing somebody in one of these games, all right?
	You were facing somebody.
	If you lost, you had to leave in the tailbone.
	Imagine this wheelchair jockey trying to school us on video games.
	No wonder he has an Obama internet connection.
	You son of a bitch.
	You're a bad Genesis and SNES at the same time.
	You're an asshole, all right?
	You're just some new punk.
	Yeah, you just wait.
	3DO Interactive Multiplayer only had one controller port and you had to daisy chain the other controller.
	Look up angry video game nerd plumbers don't wear ties, so I don't know about it being a great console.
	For $700, I don't think it's worth it.
	Well, the Panasonic, of course it wasn't worth it, man.
	Of course it wasn't worth it.
	And look at these assholes in the chat room.
	They think that I'm bluffing.
	They think that I'm lying over here about my arcade endowment.
	I was well endowed in the arcades, baby.
	You understand that?
	I knew what I was doing, baby.
	When I walked into the arcades, everybody there would just steer away from me.
	They didn't want to play.
	They didn't want to play me.
	Because back then, if you lost, you had to leave.
	You had to leave and everybody was laughing at you.
	They would laugh at you and you have to do the walk of shame out of the damn arcade.
	All right?
	I'm not even kidding around.
	You'd have to leave.
	You'd have to leave.
	I mean, because we would have crowds.
	I mean, seriously.
	What is up, friend Zappa?
	Hold on.
	I got to read this.
	Ghost, if you think arcades were tough in Texas, you should have been in arcades in Chinatown, New York City in the 90s.
	Fights over games would get deadly.
	There were a number of shootings over street fire.
	Course Dinkins did jack shit about it.
	Giuliani cleaned it up.
	Yeah, well, we all remember the great job that Giuliani did to New York.
	He literally cleaned New York up.
	Of course, nobody remembers that.
	Nobody cares.
	Scared hiding ghost, tell us your Steam ID or you're a bit.
	I don't play.
	I don't play Steam.
	I don't play Steam for Christ's sake.
	You think I want to give Gabe Newell even more money to that fat brony?
	Are you kidding me?
	All right.
	Just don't worry where I'm gaming.
	All right.
	Don't worry about it.
	When I start gaming streaming, maybe you can come along and I can ping your ass.
	All right.
	Real talk.
	I miss arcades.
	They're all gone where I live.
	Yeah, there's a couple of arcades out here in San Hambonio.
	The problem is, is that, you know, they got shit games in there.
	There's no good games anymore.
	You know, there's no games in which you can fucking own somebody's ass.
	You know, and that's what it was.
	It was the competition.
	It was a competition.
	Ghost equals fake gamer girl.
	Fake gamer, girl.
	Shut up.
	You're lucky I'm even in here talking to you people.
	I should have ended this show like 45 minutes ago because all you people have been doing has been pissing me off.
	So shut up.
	I'm not a fake gamer girl, you asshole.
	Just shut up.
	Sitting over here trying to have a decent conversation about some gaming with you goddamn normies out here.
	And this is what you people are doing.
	You're continuing this troll crap, huh?
	I'm telling you, I would own your asses.
	I don't care.
	I don't care.
	I would own your asses in the arcade, baby.
	All right.
	Hey, you know what?
	You idiots play air hockey?
	Huh?
	I owned an air hockey too, baby.
	You understand that?
	The air hockey king, baby.
	I can't wait to smash you at Taken, Mortal Kombat, and Street Frighter, you prick.
	You ain't going to be able to smash nothing.
	All right?
	You ain't going to be able to smash nothing.
	All right?
	I'll get that fat in Street Fighter 2.
	I'll get that fat, disgusting Oriental E Honda with the And you ain't going to do nothing.
	You ain't going to do nothing.
	All right?
	Or maybe, you know what?
	Maybe we'll do some, maybe we'll do some Ryu, huh?
	Maybe Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Uppercunt.
	Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Uppercunt.
	Anyway, let me continue on.
	And people are asking me about what I played in Soul Calibur.
	Cervantes.
	Cervantes wins.
	That's who I played.
	All right, you son of a bitch.
	Sit there and shut up.
	I'm telling you, I was a real goddamn gamer out here.
	And let me tell you, people, they'd be shaking in their freaking gaming nuts when I came into the damn arcade.
	I'm not kidding, man.
	I'm not kidding.
	I was Mr. Arcade, baby.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	Can't believe I shared this crap with you people.
	Anyway, I'd buy that for a dollar.
	Thank you so much, Ghost, for allowing the meme magic to help the Sega Dreamcast die to the Almighty Overlords.
	Sony PlayStation.
	Shove it up, your ass.
	The Overlords of the Place.
	PlayStation assholes.
	PlayStation.
	On my way to Dallas, play me IRL in Street Fighter.
	Loser sucks the other guy's dick.
	Trifling ass nigga.
Spend Day On Gabe 00:13:16
	Nah, nah, man.
	Are you kidding me?
	I mean, obviously, I'm going to own your ass and beat your ass, but why in the hell would I want, you know, some kind of oral compilation from some rot-mouth, you know, Pop-Tart-eating, cheese-whiz guzzling piece of neckbeard trash like you?
	You know what I'm saying?
	Let me give you a break.
	I mean, how is that a win?
	How is that a goddamn win, for Christ's sake?
	Can you imagine some fat, pimply-faced neckbeard?
	Okay, I lord, let me suck your schlong.
	Yeah, that's a treat, huh?
	That's a just get the hell out of here, man.
	I'm already done with my water.
	I'm already done with my water.
	I should have bought some goddamn beer, man.
	I'm not even kidding.
	I should have bought some beer.
	I'm regretting it for Christ's sake.
	All right.
	I should have bought some beer.
	Let me see.
	It's 11 o'clock.
	By the time I get done with this show, it's going to.
	I can't.
	I can't do it.
	I can't get beer.
	I can't get beer after 12 o'clock a.m. in San Jambonio, Texas.
	Should have bought some goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
	Jesus Christ.
	You're a liar.
	You have booze.
	I've got, look, I do have some Chevis Regal Blue, okay?
	But I don't, I don't want to.
	I don't want to drink Chevis Regal Blue exclusively.
	I like taking a shot between beers.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Your options for getting games on PC are Steam, Origin, BattleNet, and physical copies.
	Steam is currently the king for PC games.
	Its distribution is too convenient, unless there's an alternative you'd like to share.
	Are you kidding me?
	I mean, I'm being honest.
	Steam?
	I mean, I'm going to be having, I'm going to have to give money to Gabe Newell even after he came out as a brony.
	I mean, come on, man.
	Something's got to be done about that.
	There's got to be some other.
	I mean, come on.
	We can't let Gabe Newell do this to us, man.
	All right, freaking Gaben.
	We can't let him do this to us, man.
	All right?
	Jesus Christ.
	Come on.
	How much more money do you need, Gabe Newell?
	Aren't you a billionaire?
	Huh?
	Jesus Christ.
	And by the way, I'm really surprised that Gabin is even that.
	I'm surprised he's still alive, man.
	I mean, this guy's been hefty all his life.
	You could tell that this is Mr. King Pop-Tart Eater, you know, Pizza Pocket Eater.
	And I'm surprised the guy's, you know, still alive.
	But I guess, hey, you know, you can be a fat ass and a billion dollars or, you know, survive a little bit longer than your average fat ass.
	You know what I mean?
	Yes, you dumb fuck.
	Gabe is not a bro.
	He admitted being a brony.
	He admitted it.
	What are you talking about?
	I remember.
	Pull it up, engineer.
	These idiots don't know what the hell they're talking about for Christ's sake, man.
	Stupid, man.
	What is this?
	Well, there's one more alternative, pirating games, but that's risky.
	I'm not promoting pirating games, man, all right?
	Because, I mean, they can, you know, they're sticklers for it, for Christ's sake.
	Hey, engineer, find the clip where Gabe Newell admits to being a brony, so these stupid gamer assholes don't think that I'm lying, okay?
	All right, can you find it for me?
	All right, once the engineer finds this, I'm going to prove to you that, hey, you know, Gaben, you know, Gabe Newell is a goddamn brony, all right, you sack of crap.
	All right, I mean, look, hurry up, engineer.
	I don't want to spend all day of fucking Gabe Newell for Christ's sake, because he's a freaking, he's a piece of crap.
	Do you got it?
	All right, look, here it is.
	Gabe Newell admitting he's a goddamn poofeder brony.
	Go ahead and put it on, engineer.
	Shannon the Wizard, radio graffiti.
	Please welcome Gabe Newell of Valve.
	Is there anything you secretly geek out about?
	I watched my little pony.
	You're a brony.
	Yep.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Ah, Jesus Christ, not Gabe Newell.
	Not Gaben.
	He's a freaking brony.
	God damn it.
	God damn it.
	God damn it, man.
	Freaking bronies.
	I mean, freaking God damn it, Gabe Newell.
	Gabe Newell's a brony?
	For Christ's sake, God damn it, man.
	What is this world coming to?
	What is this goddamn world coming to when Gabe Newell is a freaking brony, man?
	Jesus.
	[background noise]
	Oh, geez.
	Oh, God.
	Oh, my God.
	Gaben's a freaking brony, man.
	[background noise]
	Jeez, I mean, everybody's fruiting up, man.
	They're fruiting up.
	They're fruiting up, man.
	Everybody, the whole world.
	The whole world is fruiting up for Christ's sake.
	Good God.
	Oh, geez.
	Oh my god, I can't believe freaking Gabe Newell.
	Gabe Newell a brony.
	What's this world telling me to, man?
	What?
	I mean, Siri, what's going on here?
	What's going on?
	I mean, this has got to be a big troll.
	Please tell me that this is a humongous troll.
	That everybody that's claiming to become bronies are just trolling everybody.
	Please tell me that's the truth.
	Please.
	Please.
	Just for my own mental well-being, please tell me.
	Please.
	Please tell me if you're not.
	All right.
	All right.
	Take it off, Engineer.
	I sound like a butt monkey there.
	All right, that's enough.
	But I just prove to you, dumbasses, that Gabe Newell is a damn brony for Christ.
	What is this?
	Look it up.
	Best underrated gaming computer on the market.
	It's versatile and can go either way.
	Oh, yeah?
	IBI6UL gaming computer.
	Here's Jackler.
	Steam has a monopoly on games.
	Discord is trying to opening up their own to be able to combat it with a hand-in-hand service to talk with people in servers and such.
	And there's the launchers for Epic Games and Blizzard and so on.
	But Steam is on top.
	Damn, man, that sucks, man.
	That sucks.
	You're a dumbass.
	That's a splice.
	He never said that.
	You should.
	He said it.
	What are you talking about?
	He said it.
	By the way, everyone in the chat sucks Tyrone's drumstick.
	So many failed trolls and cards tonight.
	It's like everyone got possessed by Masked Pony.
	Go shove it up your ass, okay?
	Go shove it up your ass.
	Well, if you are willing to start a competitive service against Steam, I would be on board with that.
	But Steam right now is a huge distributor and dominates the I can't believe that this is a good idea.
	I don't like Gabe Newell, but Steam is still king at this.
	I can believe that this is what Gabe Newell did.
	He became a monopoly.
	I mean, good God, man.
	Come on, that's not what gaming was all about.
	For Christ's sake, Gabin.
	The hell's problem.
	What the hell's his problem, man?
	What the hell is this goddamn problem?
	And look at all the people in the chat room.
	They're all memories in the corner of my mind.
	How about a little bit of memories?
	Gonna take a picture.
	I mean, y'all miss the old days?
	Y'all miss the old true capitalist radio days?
	Here, let's listen to what post one more, Engineer.
	All right, post an old Asho one.
	Remember old Asho?
	You know, old Asho grew up and, you know, I don't know what he's doing now, but I miss the old young Asho, man.
	He was a troll of trolls, man.
	He was a young troller.
	A young troller.
	You got something, engineer?
	All right, let's go ahead and see what the hell the engineer has for Christ's sake.
	Old Asho, I remember Asho, man.
	Whatever happened to Asho?
	What happened to him, man?
	I missed that kid.
	Anyway, go ahead and post it, Engineer.
	Whatever Asho little clip you got, man.
	Go ahead.
	Go ahead.
	32, what do you think about public education?
	Hello, ghost.
	That's me.
	Who is this?
	That's Asho.
	Jesus Christ.
	What do you want, asshole?
	I'm watching porn.
	What?
	Yeah, I'm drinking beer.
	Well, my mama's not here.
	Let's enjoy the moment.
	Asho, goddammit.
	I'm gonna tell you this right now.
	Turn that off.
	Turn it off, asshole.
	You're too young to be watching that.
	Turn that off, asshole.
	I won't, ghost.
	Oh, my God.
	This is amazing.
	Look at that.
	Oh, my God.
	Turn that off and put that cerveza down, ash hole.
	Put down that cerveza.
	Hell no, ghost.
	Oh, she's all naked.
	Oh my god, ghost.
	Dude, this cerveza is so good.
	I got the 50 code, man.
	Oh, God.
	This is just, are y'all hearing this, folks?
	Are y'all hearing this?
	This is America.
	This is what I'm talking about right here.
	This is what I was just discussing.
	Listen to Hasho here.
	He's watching pornography and he's drinking beer and he's an eight-year-old Mexican.
	I mean, good God.
	I buy that.
	Ghost, you have to see that movie.
	All a brony.
	He's not talking about his daughter being into MLP.
	He watched it with her as a father.
	For Christ's sake, don't be sending me no links and no freaking pornography.
	You freaking servers.
	Oh, my God.
	That was memories.
	Memories, memories, memories, man.
	I miss old Asho.
	And look, somebody donated in the middle of that.
	What did you say?
	That was a splice.
	He's not a brony.
	He's talking about his daughter.
	Shut up.
	He's a damn brony, and everybody knows it for Christ's sake.
	And thank God that this is the last season of my little bony, my little bony.
	Thank God.
	Thank God, man.
	It's over.
	The whole brony thing is over.
	Thank God.
	Oh, my God.
	Look, look, people are asking for more requests.
	Look at it.
	They want the ghetto capitalists.
	They want the internet butt stalker, for Christ's sake.
	Yeah.
	This is when, you know, the trolls had personality.
	Personality.
	What?
	Personality.
	Personality.
	So anyway, I don't even know what to do.
	What is this?
	I miss True Capitalist Radio.
	Well, you know, I mean, it's, you know, life goes on, man.
	It sucks.
	It sucks, man.
	It sucks now.
	But, hey, hey, you know, we're all together.
	We're all here.
	You know, after an 11-year internet broadcasting career, we're still here, baby, all right?
	We're still here.
	So I'm just saying.
	I buy that for a dollar.
	Good old games is good steam alternative because it strives to be DRM free, has a good refund policy, optional client, sells new games plus classics that are impossible to get or don't work on modern OSs.
	Wow.
	Others, Humble Store and for Indies.
	Wow, that good old game with GOG.com.
	Thank you, Bacchus Survivor Myth.
	I appreciate it, man.
	I appreciate that.
	Not even a joke, man.
	I mean, look at these people.
	They're like, hey, play the ghetto capitalist.
	Play the ghetto capitalist.
	Let us say a prayer for MLP.
	May Espronies live on in infamy.
	Nah, you ain't going to live on for nothing.
	Sit there and shut up.
	You ain't living on for nothing.
	So just sit there and shut your mouth, all right?
	Just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
	All right, let's go.
	Do you got something, engineer, of the ghetto capitalist, man?
	All right, let's go ahead and see what the engineer has for the ghetto capitalist over here, man.
	See what he has.
	Anyway, thanks a lot, Billy Dee We appreciate you calling in.
Trade Food Points Now 00:03:20
	We're talking about the debt ceiling.
	We're talking about these assholes in Washington having to take their heads out of their clogged up, disgusting, soulless cash poopers and realize that they got to get their hacks together or they're going to throw the economic integrity of America out of whack.
	And I want to hear from you.
	What do you got to say about this?
	646-652-4869.
	Let's take some more calls here.
	Area code 478, you're on the horn.
	Ghost, baby, I'm glad to see that you're back.
	I thought you were in trouble.
	I thought you might have got hurt or something.
	Oh, Jesus Christ, that's you again.
	Great guy.
	I'm fine.
	Thanks for noticing.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it's good.
	I mean, you even started your show off by hating on Barack Obama, but it was just good to hear your voice, baby.
	I ain't even going to get at you about that today.
	Well, wait a minute.
	Hold on.
	The reason not necessarily favorable to our president is because he's gotten it all wrong.
	He can't even get these idiots in Washington in line to increase a simple debt ceiling increase, for Christ's sake.
	I mean, he has no power whatsoever, no clout.
	I mean, even though he can bamboozle, you know, ignorant simpletons like you that collect government entitlements, doesn't mean that he can bamboozle the rest of the common sense America out here.
	And stop choking this goddamn kid.
	I mean, when does that camera stop crying?
	Well, everybody's entitled to their own opinion, Ghost.
	I understand you have an unfavorable view of Barack Obama, but I wanted to tell you about this scheme I've been doing, how I've been capitalizing lately, baby.
	I might be able to get off welfare with the money I'm making, ghost.
	What are you talking about?
	What scheme are you talking?
	What the hell are you talking about?
	Let me tell you something.
	This is a good scheme, Ghost.
	Look, me and Pookie, last week we were getting high.
	We seen this show on TV called Extreme Couponers, right?
	And I watched that show, Ghost, and a light bulb went off of my head, Ghost.
	So me and Pookie, we've been clipping coupons, you know, just trying to save some money.
	You know, we clip these manufacturers' coupons.
	We double up on them coupons, baby.
	We get like toothpaste free.
	Well, pretty much what me and Pookie are doing now.
	We're going around, we're getting, you know, all that free stuff with these coupons, and we're bringing it back to the hood, baby.
	And we're selling that shit for dirt cheap, ghosts.
	And I'm making me some money, baby.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	What?
	You're selling goods that you're getting from extreme couponing in the hood?
	How are you selling it?
	Are they paying you American money?
	I mean, mostly people have food cars and crap.
	Well, yeah, baby, but I mean, we, you know, we can get around all that.
	You know, we trade food, food stamp points all the time for weed and shit, ghost.
	That's easy to get around.
	That's easy to get around.
	Food stamp point for weed?
	What the hell are you talking about?
	Baby, yeah.
	Food stamp cards are just as good as money, baby.
	That's money, ghost.
	So you mean to tell me that you can actually trade your food points with another, you know, despicable, disgusting entitlement recipient loser?
	Yeah, baby.
	It works.
	You just pretty much like, say you want $100 worth of marijuana for the month.
	You know, you just spend your food card down to $100, and you hand the rest to somebody for some weed, ghosts.
	Everybody knows how to do that.
	That's beginner genocapitalism right there, baby.
	That's beginner suck.
Tub Guy Calls Again 00:15:24
	Son of a bitch.
	Get this six centimeter.
	Get him off my show and get him off now.
	I'm not going to sit here and allow the tens of thousands of capitalists that are listening to me throughout the world to listen to this ridiculous, disgusting, poverty-infested malarkey.
	I refuse to let the tens of thousands of capitalists listen to this crap.
	And why?
	Why does this stupid loser continue to call me up?
	I have no freaking idea.
	Gloating about his ridiculous exploits of the entitlement system like he's some kind of a goddamn capitalist or something, for Christ's sake.
	But this is all these people are.
	This is where all these disgusting, despicable human beings are nowadays, for Christ's sake.
	They have no integrity.
	They have no pride, for Christ's sake.
	I mean, no integrity, no pride.
	That's a recipe for disaster.
	All right, all right.
	Go ahead.
	Take it out, Engineer.
	All right, man.
	Look, everybody's reminiscing in the chat room, huh?
	Everybody's reminiscing.
	Hey, you see, this is what I'm telling you.
	We could have negotiated for some of this.
	Well, there's also games on the Windows store on Windows 10, so there are alternatives at least.
	G-O-G and Humble Bundle are also great.
	Also, 646-652-4869.
	I missed that phone number.
	You should get that phone number back.
	Yeah, I can't, man.
	I can't do it, unfortunately.
	Ghost calls it in.
	We can listen to old shows on our own faggot.
	You son of a bitch, shut up.
	Who asked you?
	I'm doing this for the chat room, you ungrateful prick.
	Ghost calls it in.
	Go shove it up, your ass, man.
	This is for the people in the chat room.
	This is for the people.
	I'm doing this for the people.
	Not for you, you ungrateful troll.
	I'm doing this for the people, man.
	You're an asshole.
	You're just a piece of crap is what you are, right?
	You're a piece of garbage.
	All right?
	Jesus Christ, man.
	Hey, look at everybody.
	Hey, look, look at everybody in the chat room.
	Look.
	Look at them in the chat room.
	I'd buy that for you.
	Look!
	Tub Guy next.
	Are you serious, man?
	Tub Guy next?
	Tub Guy next?
	Oh my God.
	Is this what this episode 32 is coming down to now, huh?
	Are we reminiscing?
	Is this the nostalgia episode?
	Episode 32, the nostalgia episode?
	I told you when I was trying to negotiate with you fools about this troll war.
	What is this?
	Can you play this song that was made for TCR?
	Come on, man.
	Listen, listen.
	I'm not a fucking jukebox, all right?
	I'm not a goddamn jukebox here.
	Everybody just calm down.
	I know everybody is reminiscing and is having good nostalgia, etc.
	But just calm down.
	I tried to negotiate this with you at the beginning of this show.
	I asked you what you want.
	You want a Saturday Night Troll show?
	That's great.
	We can do that.
	All right?
	Here's the TN Apostle.
	Great trip down memory lane.
	Can we get one of Tub Guy?
	Look at TN Apostle for the $25 dono.
	Look at the hate in the chat room.
	Look at the hate.
	Look at the hate.
	Thank you, TN Apostle, man.
	You're a good man.
	I'm going to go ahead and do Tub Guy just for you.
	All right.
	So everybody in the chat room better thank TN Apostle because the reason I'm going to be putting on some Tub Guy is because of TN Apostle.
	Okay?
	Son of a bitch.
	And by the way, we're going to do a compilation of Tub Guy.
	There's a compilation out here so we can go ahead and hear a little bit of a compilation of Tub Guy.
	Cheers once again to the TN Apostle and cheers to the monarchist who also donated $25 earlier.
	Cheers, TN Apostle.
	Hey, Engineer, can you put on some Tub Guy?
	Can you do that?
	Can you find a compilation somewhere, please?
	All right, let's go ahead and wait for that.
	And I'm telling you, man, I mean, it seems like everybody's just having a nostalgic moment.
	And this is why I was trying to negotiate with you, trolls, to stop this troll war.
	You know, we can have good times like this again, but you trolls can't be doing this kind of crap.
	You can't be bloodthirsty.
	You cannot be bloodthirsty, man.
	So that's why I tried.
	I tried to extend my hand in friendship with a rubber glove on it to you damn trolls, hoping that you sons of bitches would take it, and you didn't.
	You didn't, for Christ's sake, man.
	So, anyway, are we ready, engineer, for the tub guy?
	Do you have a tub guy compilation or something?
	All right, here we are.
	Here's Tub Guy, man.
	It looks like everybody misses Tub Guy around here.
	Go ahead and play it, Engineer.
	Play whatever you got.
	This piece of crip.
	614, Radio Graffiti.
	Ghost, this is a three-way with Rick Perry.
	Oh, my.
	Are you in the tub?
	A distinct possibility, my good sir.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Get this idiot.
	I was calling me from the tub.
	Good God.
	248, Radio Graffiti.
	Scoopy, get in the tub and rough my penis.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	There's this idiot in the tub again.
	Jesus Christ.
	614, Radio Graffiti.
	How dare the TSA out molest me?
	Jesus Christ.
	614, Radio Graffiti.
	Hello, Yama, and you've got a cycle in my face.
	Oh, my.
	This guy in the tub again, for Christ's sake.
	Why are you listening to me in the tub?
	Why are you listening to me in the tub, for Christ's sake?
	I mean, there's something very Canadian about that.
	You know what I'm saying?
	There's something very Canadian about you listening to me in the goddamn tub, you milky liquor.
	614, radio graffiti.
	I'll listen to your shit out of the lie at some full floor.
	Oh, my.
	Oh, Jesus Christ, is this asshole calling me from the tub again, for Christ's sake?
	Take a ten steps away from my freaking butt crack with that crap.
	Why in the hell are you listening to me in the tub?
	Why are you listening to me in the damn tub?
	Jesus Christ.
	614, radio graffiti.
	Ghost, is your shitload for an upcoming scat movie?
	Oh, my.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	Is this the guy that's in the freaking tub?
	Think about it.
	Is this you?
	Oh, my God.
	You are.
	You know, you're a six son of it.
	Why are you listening to me in the tub?
	Oh, you know, every day at 7:30, just how I relax.
	Being a capitalist.
	Oh, my God.
	Take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack, you freaky tub-loving fruit bowl.
	What are you, tubguy.com, you son of a bitch?
	614, radio graffiti.
	Asho, is you'll be throwing your cats?
	Oh, my.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	This is his asshole for.
	Are you calling me from the tub again?
	When the hell do I not call you from the tub, my good sir?
	Oh, my God.
	Take this ass and get him off and take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack.
	Why in the hell are you even listening to me in the tub?
	What type of fruity ass crap is that, for Christ's sake?
	I can just imagine this disgusting asshole tub guy, you know, sticking a couple of fingers up a shit funnel listening to the True Capitalist radio broadcast because he's in complete freaking awe.
	Complete freaking awe at the manly dominance that I'm just throwing around this goddamn broadcast like it ain't shit 614 radio graffiti ghost I just got off the phone to the Great Liner.
	They're gonna put a tub in my truck cab.
	Oh my.
	Oh Jesus Christ.
	Here's Tub Guy for Christ's sake.
	You're gonna get a tub in your truck cab is only a bit of a drink.
	Does anyone remember Trisha Party?
	I haven't heard her.
	His name brought up in ages.
	Always got a laugh out of that trance testicle back in the day.
	Oh Jesus.
	Cheers.
	You know Tub Guy, you're a real sick son of a bitch.
	You know that?
	Errol sick son of a bitch.
	614 radio graffiti.
	Oh my.
	Oh my god.
	Give me a break.
	Did I hear a horse?
	Oh I mean, you sick son of a bitch, man.
	I mean, what do you bring a horse to the tub there, Tub Guy?
	Jesus Christ.
	614, Radio Graffiti.
	Oh, my God.
	Are you in the tub?
	Every day.
	Jesus Christ, this sick son of a bitch.
	That's it.
	I'm done.
	I'm done.
	All right, let's go ahead and take that down.
	Take it down for Christ's sake, man.
	I mean, good God.
	All right, that's enough of the nostalgia.
	Seriously.
	All right.
	That's enough of the nostalgia.
	That's just, it's taken down to memory lane.
	John, for the $5, said, hey, ghost, does anyone remember Trisha slash Note Party?
	I haven't heard his or her name brought up in ages.
	Yeah, we remember.
	I want to impregnate Rarity.
	Shout outs to all my brony guys.
	Here's a clopper.
	Look at it.
	All of a sudden, the bronies are coming out of the woodwork now that the nostalgic stuff is coming.
	Now they're coming out the woodwork, for Christ's sake.
	Thank you, TN, for getting this man whore to turn tricks on memory lane.
	Shove it up, your ass, man.
	Look, you have made episode 32 into a bunch of troll terrorist cyber vermin crap.
	Look, it's 11.30 right now.
	I'll end this show right now if you sons of bitches keep on with this crap.
	I'll end the show, go to the corner store, drink beer, and have a decent time with whatever fucking time of the night that I have left.
	All right?
	I'm warning you, assholes, man.
	You're lucky that I even conducted the show this long.
	I was expecting to end this son of a bitch like about an hour ago.
	African booty scratcher next.
	I got shut up.
	All right, just shut up.
	All right.
	Look, somebody in the chat room is saying I'm a juke box, as in J-E-W-U-K-E, a jukebox.
	You see this?
	You see this?
	I deserve more respect than this, man.
	I mean, I should have, I should have gone a long time ago, man.
	I should have ended the show about an hour ago.
	But no.
	You see, for whatever reason, I don't know.
	Maybe I'm sick.
	Maybe there's something wrong with me.
	But sometimes I think that we're on a dialogue and I think that I can reason with you stupid, sorry sacks of crap.
	Sometimes I think that maybe you're listening.
	Maybe, maybe there's just a slight bit of compassion for old Ghost over here.
	But no.
	But no.
	I'm just, this is what I get, man.
	This is what I get, man.
	I mean, I've been sitting here, man, trying to negotiate an end to the troll war, and you assholes think it's a big freaking joke.
	Y'all are bloodthirsty, man.
	And y'all keep trolling me like it's a big joke.
	Like it's a goddamn big joke.
	And I don't appreciate it, man.
	I just, I don't appreciate it.
	Shut up in the chat room.
	You don't win anything.
	You don't win anything.
	Shut up with the winning.
	You don't win nothing.
	I appreciate you sharing the old broadcasts, man.
	I'm gonna get ready for work now.
	Cheers, ghosts.
	Hey, you know what?
	Thank you, Anonymous.
	I appreciate your appreciation.
	Unlike these turds in the damn chat room that think they're gonna win.
	Ghost's doctor.
	Sorry to inform everyone, Ghost has breast cancer.
	Due to having too much estrogen caused him to have bitch tits.
	Shut up.
	You got bitch tits, you son of a bitch.
	All right, shut up.
	I'm not joking!
	I'm gonna end this broadcast and you sons of bitches in the chat room, don't win shit!
	You don't win nothing!
	Drink yourself into a stupor faggot.
	We were respectful during your nostalgia wank, but maybe it's time you finally shattered that Graham Cracker liver of yours.
	You fucking stupid son of a bitch!
	Stop the trolling or I'll end it!
	Um ghost, I just got my foreskin restored.
	You want to lick it!
	Goddamn trolls!
	I'm not joking!
	You don't win shit!
	God!
	You don't win nothing!
	Shut up!
	You don't win nothing!
	Trolls demand engineer!
	I've been trying to negotiate with you for almost three fucking hours!
	And you refuse to do it!
	Saturday Night Troll Show with MediaShare and play an old clip means war.
	What the hell does that mean?
	Hold on, let me repeat, read that again.
	Saturday Night Troll Show with MediaShare and playing old clips means war is over.
	Alright, is that for real?
	Is that on the table?
	Saturday Night Troll Show with Media Share and playing old clips.
	Is that it?
	And shut up in the chat room.
	You're not victorious.
	You don't win shit.
	Shut up.
	Shut up, man.
	I'm not joking, man.
	I'm gonna end this goddamn broadcast, man.
	I'm gonna end this goddamn broadcast, man.
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	Bitch kid soy milk.
	Good god no!
	No!
	Oh, God!
	Ariana Grande, what the hell is this?
	Ghost jerks off to Hillary Clinton.
	Just shut up, man.
	Press eggplant if we win.
	I better not see any eggplants from you stupid internet people punks in the damn chat room.
	And if you do, I am out of here.
	I am out of here.
	I am out.
	So I better not see any goddamn stupid emojis of eggplants.
	I'm not just.
End The Broadcast 00:13:57
	Oh, you think I'm joking, huh?
	You don't think I'll end this show?
	Huh?
	You don't think I'll end this show?
	Huh?
	Fucking asshole.
	You better respect me if you want me to continue to do this show You better respect me if you want goddamn radio graffiti.
	They're still posting eggplants?
	All right, you sons of bitches.
	You don't think I'll end it, huh?
	You don't think I'll end it?
	Well, you did this, okay?
	With your stupid goddamn eggplant emojis and all that crap.
	You did this!
	You did it!
	You did it!
	You goddamn sons of bitches!
	Did it!
	Oh, God.
	I'm going to end the show, engineer.
	I'm not kidding.
	I'm gonna end the show.
	Shut up, you don't win shit in the chat room!
	You don't win nothing!
	You shut up!
	Shut up!
	Shut up!
	Goddamn you!
	You'll be lucky if I come back on Friday, you sorry sacks of crap!
	You'll be lucky if I come back this Baller Friday, you sorry sack of crap.
	You'll be lucky.
	I'm not joking.
	I'm joking.
	I'm not joking, man.
	Ghost, we apologize for the rudeness.
	Please take a break and stick it out for another hour to take our calls.
	Don't let the endless eggplants get to you.
	I can't help it, man.
	Look!
	Look!
	If you quit, we win.
	You don't win nothing!
	You don't win nothing!
	And you'll be lucky if I stay and come back for a baller Friday, man!
	You'll be lucky if I come back for a goddamn Baller Friday!
	You don't win anything, you dumbasses!
	You don't win anything!
	You don't win anything, man!
	You don't win anything!
	You'll be looking.
	Look at them, they're still doing the eggplants in the chat room!
	They're still doing the fucking eggplants in the chat room!
	They're still doing it!
	Oh, you're threatening me!
	No regreti!
	No radio graffiti meets troll war!
	No radio graffiti meets troll war!
	You're threatening me, you piece of crap!
	Ghost, calm down and ignore the show.
	They're just jealous you have man boobs, you bitch.
	Shut up, that's not the real rating snake.
	Shut up!
	You don't think I'll end it, you sorry sack of crap!
	Let me tell you something!
	Let me tell you, sons of bitches, something right now!
	All of you people that want radio graffiti, you're not gonna get it.
	You're not gonna get it because of the eggplants in the chat room!
	Because of the eggplants in the chat room!
	So vent your frustration at these cyber vermin punks that are out here spamming goddamn emojis of eggplants.
	Radio graffiti, please.
	God damn it, man!
	God damn it!
	I don't know what to do.
	I don't know what the fuck to do, man.
	I know that there's real fans out there, man.
	Look at them.
	You got people donating.
	Say, don't do it, ghost.
	Radio graffiti, please, man.
	I mean, Jesus Christ.
	Look at this.
	Stay ghost, man.
	Stay ghost.
	And you got these assholes in the chat room that think they win.
	You don't win nothing, man.
	I win.
	I win because you don't.
	Just shut up, man.
	I don't even know why.
	I don't even know why!
	I don't even know why, man.
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	Hail Bitchler?
	You want me to stay and you got names like Hale Bitchler?
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	No Raider graffiti equals nuke war, you son of a bitch.
	Don't threaten me.
	I don't take well to threats.
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	Oh, God.
	D for wheelchair diarrhea.
	Shut up.
	I'm not in a damn wheelchair.
	Shut up.
	All right.
	I got to take a break at least, man.
	I got to take a goddamn break at least, man.
	I got to get me a fucking, I got to get me a glass with ice because it looks like I'm going to have to drink this Chevis Regal Blue Label, man.
	False flag ghostler.
	Be careful, ghost.
	Your actions right now may or may not trigger a whole new war.
	Endure the eggplants now and you will avoid scoring casualties later.
	I'm not.
	I don't want a troll war, man.
	I don't want a troll war, man.
	That's why I've been trying.
	I've been trying to negotiate.
	I've been trying to negotiate, but none of these people want that, man.
	They don't want that.
	They're bloodthirsty.
	Look at them in the chat room.
	Calm down, Jason.
	Ghost jerks off to lowly Hillary Clinton Shadman.
	Shut up, Edgar Clinton Shadow.
	All right, leave that guy alone.
	Stop.
	Leave his bar alone for Christ's sake that has the most amazing pizza and burgers in town.
	Leave him alone.
	All right.
	All right.
	I got to calm down, man.
	I'm not even joking around.
	I got to take a break at least.
	All right.
	If I'm even going to consider continuing it on with this broadcast, I got to take a break.
	I got to get some glasses with ice.
	I got to.
	I got to.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, my God.
	I'm freaking sweating over here, man.
	I got to take at least a freaking break, man.
	All right.
	I just got to take a freaking break, man.
	Oh, my God.
	Hey, Engineer, can you put on, like, can you put on the beginning intro music, man, please, man?
	And for y'all that don't know, the intro music is called Insanity Control.
	It's on YouTube.
	It's royalty-free, heavy metal, man.
	And thank God to the guy that hooked it up with the royalty-free, heavy metal track.
	We need more people with that kind of internet spirit more like around here, man.
	We need some more people on the internet for Christ's sake.
	I'm a B.I. Shut up, asshole.
	Shut up.
	Just shut your stupid stinking hole, man.
	All right.
	I'm going to take a break for Christ's sake, okay?
	All right.
	Engineer, can you put the song on really quick, please?
	All right.
	I'm going to take a break.
	Don't go anywhere.
	I got to go get my bearings straight.
	I got to go get some glass with ice.
	I'm going to put some goddamn Chevys Regal in it, Chevis Regal, blue label.
	Maybe have a little bit of some of the devil's lettuce.
	And maybe, just maybe, just maybe we'll have radio graffiti.
	And the only reason we're having radio graffiti, man, the only reason we're having radio graffiti is because people are donating, saying, don't go, ghosts, don't go.
	Don't go, ghosts, don't go.
	And I'm doing it for you.
	I'm doing it for all of you, man.
	I'm not doing it for these troll terrorists and cyber vermin who don't want to negotiate this troll war that are bloodthirsty, man.
	They're bloodthirsty.
	All right.
	I'll be right back.
	Don't go anywhere.
	I'm going to put the intro music.
	Insanity control is the metal track.
	It's a royalty-free metal track.
	It's on YouTube.
	Go ahead and put it on, Engineer.
	I've got to take a goddamn break, man.
	I can't take these trolls.
	Three hours and five minutes I've been doing this, man.
	Three hours and five minutes.
	Oh, my God.
	Take me out of here, man.
	Go ahead.
	Put it on, Engineer.
	Good God.
	Good, All
	right, all right, go ahead and turn it down, engineer.
	All right, we're back.
	All right, I'm sorry, folks.
	We're back here.
	And the reason that I had to step away is because I have to drink, bro.
	I'm sorry.
	I've got to do some goddamn drinking.
	I'm sorry, man.
	I mean, call me a little bit of somebody who consumes copious amounts of alcohol or whatever.
	I didn't even have enough time, man.
	I had to get the whole ice chest.
	You know, breaking open an ice chest here.
	Or the ice tray.
	Not ice chest, for Christ's sake.
	What is this?
	Tormenting you makes us feel better.
	Tormenting you makes us feel better about our lives because it shows us someone else.
Self Medicating With Scotch 00:03:55
	You is far worse off.
	You are both.
	I'm not worse.
	How am I worse off?
	I never thought about that.
	You have serious problems, and I don't.
	We got your bitches.
	I don't have a freaking serious problem.
	You've got serious problems, all right?
	You assholes are the ones that got serious goddamn problems, man.
	All right.
	I'm over here.
	I'm trying to stop a goddamn troll war.
	And here I am.
	I'm just go shoving up your ass.
	All right.
	Now, right now, folks, I am hooking up.
	Buy that for a dollar.
	Nico Angel.
	How was your wank?
	I don't need to wank.
	Are you kidding me?
	All I need to do is call Mrs. Ghost to suck the sap out of my balls if I want to do that.
	That's the perks about having a woman.
	You see, none of you sons of bitches would understand that because you're still banging Rosie Palm and her five sisters, you son of a bitch.
	All right, so sit there and shut up.
	All right.
	Now, like I said, I am going to be sipping on Chevis Regal Blue Obel.
	Oh, yeah.
	All right.
	Let me go ahead and go ahead and pour some of this in.
	Oh, yeah.
	Look at that.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Woo!
	All right.
	Hey, what?
	People think that I was, they think I'm rude for saying that about my wife?
	You think I'm rude for saying that about my wife?
	What's so rude about that, man?
	All right.
	That's what wives do.
	You know what I mean?
	Just saying.
	All right.
	Anyway, listen.
	I've got the Chevys Regal blue label.
	Love on the rocks because it feels so good.
	Yeah.
	Let me go ahead and take a sip of this.
	I want to say cheers to everybody out there who is a serious listener.
	Cheers to everybody out there who appreciates the show.
	You know who you are.
	You know who donated today.
	TN Apostle, the monarchist, and all those other folks that were saying, please go stay.
	Don't let the trolls get to you.
	This is for you.
	This is for you.
	And of course, I do want to dedicate some of it to the inner circle as well.
	Cheers, baby.
	Cheers.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, my God, man.
	I love scotch.
	The problem is, is that I start chugging scotch like it's beer, and that's a recipe for major disaster.
	Okay.
	Now, like I said, I don't like to get drunk to the point where I'm blacking out, but you know, that's what makes scotch such a scary drink.
	Now, mind you, that scotch whiskey is the most healthiest alcohol, if you want to call it the healthiest alcohol, the healthiest alcohol to consume.
	So from now on, I am going to try, even though I think beer is the best spirit and I love beer, I am going to try to just consume nothing but scotch whiskey because scotch whiskey has an antiseptic component to it.
	Ghost disrespects women.
	Now get to your show, homo.
	I'm getting to it, all right?
	I've got to chill out.
	I got to cool off.
	I've been sitting here talking to you people trying to negotiate the end of this troll war for the fucking three hours and almost 15 minutes.
	Like I said, I read an article about how scotch whiskey is the most healthiest drink to drink.
	It even beats wine.
	It even beats wine.
	So I think that's what I'm going to do.
	I'm going to start drinking scotch whiskey.
	And as a matter of fact, I do want to say you always see a bunch of very old men drinking scotch, right?
	You know what I mean?
	You always see, and that's why I'm just going to drink scotch.
	You don't see too many old beer drinkers, don't you?
Healthiest Alcohol Drink 00:12:48
	I'm just saying.
	I got to do love on the rocks because it feels so good.
	Yeah.
	Oh, that's some good stuff.
	All right.
	Before I go on and do radio graffiti, folks, what I'd like to do is, since I'm self-medicating myself with scotch whiskey, I might as well break out the devil's lettuce because you fucking people, you troll terrorists, you cyber vermin, you internet people, have made episode 32 another living hell.
	So anyway, and shut up about scotch whiskey being damaging to your teeth.
	Shut up about teeth.
	Let me take another sip of that on that note.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	And shut up in the chat room saying I'm an addict.
	I'm not an addict, baby.
	That's no lie.
	I'm not an addict.
	It feels so good.
	I feel alive.
	If you don't have it, you're on the other side.
	That's what it's called here.
	Like I said, I get my weed from the kid that sells candy apples on the corner, and he gets this medicinal stuff that is obviously sold at some kind of a dispensary, obviously not in Texas.
	It's got the medical cannabis on it.
	It's got what it's called.
	It is a hybrid of sativa and indica.
	I like hybrids.
	All right.
	Sativa by itself, that's kind of a mid-range kind of a high.
	But if you have a good strong sativa, it kind of keeps you on your toes.
	Indica is more of the, yeah, dude, Maui, wowie, man, like that kind of a stoner kind of thing.
	The hybrid, perfect, baby.
	Perfect, baby.
	All right.
	What do I got here?
	Buy that for a dollar.
	Ghost karaoke for ACI.
	Are you talking about the ACI fucking bathhouse in this town that I called to be funny and that now you assholes put reviews in my name for?
	People are asking me how much I pay the Mexican kid.
	Well, for a quarter ounce of medical grade cannabis, I'm going to be completely honest with you.
	I pay $110.
	All right, $110.
	All right.
	Get drunk and high and push yourself further into the void.
	Whatever it takes to avoid the fact that your corner boy is getting pumped full of cum to stand on that corner all day.
	You fucking son of a...
	Don't talk about the Mexican kid that I score weed from.
	He's not doing that.
	He's an honest boy.
	He's out there selling candy apples.
	All right.
	He's out there selling candy apples, making a living.
	And you know what?
	I don't mind supplying a little bit of underworld type of money to a Mexican kid that's going to provide a service.
	All right.
	This Mexican kid's providing me a service out here.
	As a matter of fact, give me my goddamn.
	Let's go ahead and open this shit, man.
	What?
	I'm getting ripped off.
	I'm getting ripped off for Christ's sake.
	Hey, asshole.
	It's illegal in Texas.
	All right.
	There's no dispensaries in Texas.
	Okay.
	So however this stuff got here, it had to be smuggled in here.
	Now, prior to it being legal in states, you know, Texas could only get the kind of weed that was shoved up some Mexican's ass to get smuggled into this country.
	You know what I'm talking about?
	I'm talking that Reggie Bush.
	You know what I'm saying?
	You know what I'm talking about?
	Reggie Bush, baby.
	We don't want none of that Reggie Bush.
	I don't want none of that Reggie Bush.
	Anyway, let me go ahead and shut up.
	The kid's not ripping me off.
	Shut up.
	All right.
	I mean, he gives me some good stuff, you know, and I don't have to wait for it.
	Pimp ghost.
	He sells candy apples and anus.
	No, he doesn't.
	Shut up, man.
	He's not doing that.
	That's not.
	Listen, let me explain something here, okay?
	In San Antonio, this is one of the gayest cities in America.
	All right.
	Literally, the gayest cities in America.
	So if you're going to be a gay prostitute, you're probably not going to make much money here.
	Okay.
	I'm sitting at a bar on the inside waiting for my ride on the outside.
	Shea broke my heart in the trailer park.
	So I jacked the keys to her fucking car crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away.
	Wow, you sound like a real gentleman.
	Wait a minute, ghost theme.
	That's not my theme, asshole.
	Shut up.
	Shut your ass, all right?
	Go fucking shove it up your ass.
	Let me go ahead and smoke some of this tetrahydrocannabinol, devil's lettuce, the grass, reefer, wacky tobacco, etc.
	Now, I want to say, before I smoke this bowl here, that I tried on episode 32 and on episode 31, look back in the archive.
	I tried to extend my hand of friendship, of course, with a rubber glove on it, because you may have digital aids.
	I tried to extend my hand in friendship to stop this troll war, and you sons of bitches don't want to stop it.
	You sons of bitches don't want to stop it.
	So with that being said, let me go ahead and take a hit of this reefer, grass, you know, wacky tobacco, indo.
	Does anybody ever call it Indo now?
	Remember that?
	That's what the blacks called it back in like 93.
	I'm smoking that Indo.
	Anyway, let me go ahead and smoke some of this shit.
	Oh, the chronic, remember?
	The chronic, baby.
	I got the chronic.
	Go shove that shit out.
	Anyway, let me go ahead and smoke this.
	And before I smoke this, I do want to say, let me take one more sip.
	Let me take one more sip.
	Man, I'm already done with that drink.
	I need another drink.
	How about another scotch, huh?
	Before we start smoking, how about another scotch?
	And shut up.
	I'm not a fucking alcoholic.
	I'm a connoisseur.
	And I should have been, I should have been drinking and smoking way before this time.
	Way before.
	Let me get another ice.
	Put it in the goddamn, put in the goddamn glass.
	Let me go ahead and put some more.
	Oh, man.
	Ha ha ha ha.
	Woo!
	What is this?
	Heartbroken that you enable the exploitation of children just so you can get high and drunk to forget the shot your family is rotting underneath your floorboards.
	Shut your ass, okay?
	First and foremost, okay?
	When I say a young Mexican kid, I'm not talking about somebody who's underage.
	This guy's over 18 years old, all right?
	He just doesn't have a mommy and daddy like you to go send him to college or live off a couch or whatever.
	He's got to go out there.
	He's hustling, all right?
	And I like his hustle, all right?
	He's out there hustling, man.
	He's an independent.
	You know what I mean?
	I talk to him.
	He's like he wants to be independent.
	He wants to be like Ghost.
	He's like, Mr. Senor Ghost, I want to be like you.
	You're a very big capitalist.
	You got a lot of money.
	I like your, you like your car.
	I like your car when you come over here and you try to score a marijuana from me.
	I really like your car.
	I really like the gold watch that you have.
	These are very good.
	You know what I'm saying?
	So go shove it up your ass.
	All right.
	Good God.
	I'm an old man.
	That's why I call him a kid, you son of a bitch.
	When you're old, you'll call everybody who's under, like, that's 15, 20 years younger than you a kid, all right?
	Just wait till you get old.
	You'll understand what I'm talking about, you sand you sorry, sex are trash.
	Let me give me my freaking drink.
	What kind of watch do I wear?
	Rollies, baby.
	I wear nothing but roly's.
	You know what I'm saying?
	I've been wearing Rolex watches for the past 25 years, baby.
	Rollies, baby.
	Blam, baby.
	Rollies.
	So, yeah, that's what I wear.
	I've been wearing that for like 25, 30 years now.
	Rollies, baby.
	Dar keys?
	What the hell is that supposed to mean?
	Go shove it up your ass.
	All right, let me go ahead and smoke this and we can get on with radio graffiti for heaven's sake.
	All right.
	Let's just go ahead.
	Here we got this Bic lighter.
	You know what?
	I'm considering getting into the lighter business because I don't like Bicks.
	Bick sucks dicks, man.
	You know, and then they got this like weird child proof on it for Christ's sake.
	Come on.
	He told me he was 18.
	I'm an old man.
	He sold me candy apples, if you know what I mean.
	Ghost is really pushing the molester angle here.
	Fuck you, Evil Mirror, you leftist piece of trash.
	It's you liberals that want the pedo shit.
	You know, you're the ones that want drag queens at nine years old dancing and shaking their tail feather at gay clubs.
	You're the one that want to sexually change the identities of children at six years old and give them goddamn estrogen and shit.
	Shut up.
	Cheers, man.
	You're totally right about pouring beer into a glass.
	Hey, Holden, that's why I keep pouring the beer into a glass, man.
	You got to let it aerate.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Make sure there's not too much head in the glass.
	And how you do that is making sure that it's ice-cold beer.
	Ice-cold beer.
	All right.
	Because if it's not, if it's over 32 or 33 degrees Fahrenheit, if it's over 33 degrees Fahrenheit, it's going to foam like hell.
	And foam is just a waste of beer.
	Now, what you want to do is aerate that beer and be able to take the nuances of all the things that mix up that create that beer.
	So, yeah, man, make sure to pour your beers into a glass.
	It makes a big difference, okay?
	Anyway, and listen, somebody is saying that, hey, why don't you use a Zippo since you smelled it?
	I understand completely.
	My 21-year-old friend with benefits gets annoyed when I call him a kid and it's Totes Adorbs.
	Did you say friends with benefits?
	True Podesta Radio, you son of a bitch?
	Now, listen, I want to be honest with you, okay?
	Like, I'm not going to use, first of all, I'm not going to use a Zippo on a Cigar.
	You people are, you have no class, obviously, all right?
	I mean, I'm not even joking around.
	I mean, I used, you know, I shouldn't even be saying this because then you're going to think I'm some pompous ass or something, but I use DuPont lighters, all right?
	DuPont lighters, all right, that use butane, you know, butane lighters.
	That's how you're supposed to light a cigar.
	All right, you're supposed to light a cigar with a butane lighter, okay?
	If you, if you were to light a cigar with a goddamn Bic lighter, all you're going to do is taste the lighter fluid that's in the Bic lighter, okay?
	Now, don't get me wrong, if you don't have a DuPont lighter to light your cigar or you don't have, you know, some kind of butane lighter to light your cigar, like a torch lighter, then you can use wood matches, but you have to use wood matches to light that cigar.
	You can't use any kind of like, you know, little flimsy ass paper matches or cardboard.
	It's got to be wood matches to light that cigar, okay?
	Other than that, use butane lighters or torch lighters, and that's what I use, man.
	I got a thousand.
	I'm not going to say, just look up DuPont lighters and see how much they cost, okay?
	Look up DuPont lighters and see how much they cost.
	And let me tell you how gangster DuPont lighters are.
	Aside from them being CGA lighters, specifically Cigar lighters, when you flip the DuPont lighter to open it to get a flame, it has this beautiful ding on it.
	It has this beautiful ding.
	Like when you flip it open to light it up, it has this thing.
	As soon as somebody who is an appreciator of cigars or lighters hear it, they know right off the bat that, whoa, who, who just broke out that goddamn, who broke out that goddamn DuPont, baby?
Cuban Hand Rollers 00:12:30
	I'm telling you, man, I'm just saying, okay?
	I'm just saying.
	I have a bit of class.
	All right.
	I like being a little bit classy, unlike you classless fucking trolls who think that a goddamn supper is cooking up some goddamn pizza pockets with a side order of goddamn cheese and nachos or some shit.
	All right.
	Let me go ahead and smoke this marijuana and we can get to the radio graffiti for Christ's sake.
	All right, let me go ahead and do this.
	See this Bic lighter?
	Here we go.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, you got to let it hit the brain.
	You got to let it hit the brain for Christ's sake.
	And by the way, my pipe is one of these pipes from one of these head shops from Austin.
	It's like a, it's not a glass pipe because glass pipes, man, I mean, I know everybody, oh, glass pipe.
	Wee!
	Man, they're a bitch.
	They're a bitch to maintain, a bitch to clean, man.
	I mean, just, I ain't got time for that.
	It's this one, you know, regular traditional metal type of a pipe, but it has like a skull on the front end of it, man.
	And you know what the skulls mean to this man right here, baby.
	Yeah.
	Oh, man.
	Let me take one more hit, man.
	I'm telling you, right when I take the hit of tetrahydrocannabinol, I just, I just something happens, man.
	It's just, it's just, it's good, man.
	It's just, it's good stuff.
	Now, I know a lot of you people are concerned that I do drink copious amounts of alcohol and now I've got a weed habit on top of smoking cigars, but I do want to assure you that I take vitamins.
	I have vitamin supplements.
	I eat well, etc.
	So, you know what I mean?
	I'm just saying.
	And people are saying that the skull is satanic.
	It's not satanic.
	What are you talking about, man?
	I've got skulls all over the place.
	I got skulls.
	I'm not even joking.
	I got skulls all over my home.
	Why do you think I use the skull as my avatar, baby?
	You understand?
	I wear skulls and bones, sticks and stones, and weed and bones.
	Just shut up.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	That's it.
	Let it hit the brain.
	Let it hit the brain, baby.
	Let it hit the brain.
	Look, hey, hey, this idiot that's laughing at me because I smoke and drink every day and I take vitamin.
	It works.
	It works, man.
	I make sure, like, I got major vitamin supplements.
	I don't drink all day, okay?
	Because what happens for you folks that are drinking, what drinking does, it literally eats away all the vitamins in your system, okay?
	It eats away all the vitamins in your system.
	And as a result, whenever you eat and you traditionally want to eat after you drink, your stomach and, you know, it isn't able to absorb the nutrients, the minerals, and the vitamins necessary for you to kind of get by.
	So what you got to do is you got to supplement it with the essential nutrients and minerals and vitamins.
	And that's what I do.
	All right.
	That's what I do.
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	Go smoke.
	Shut up, asshole.
	I smoke cigars, man.
	I smoke cigars for Christ's sake.
	You know, if I didn't think it was illegal, because I mean, you know, tobacco is a very regulated substance, believe it or not.
	If I didn't think it was illegal, you know, some of you guys that are donating $50, $25, I'd send you a cigar.
	You know, I'd send you all CGAR, but man, I'm just, I'm just afraid that, you know, oh, you know, interstate commerce and yada yada yada or tobacco, tobacco, tobacco, yada, yada, yada.
	You know what I'm saying?
	So I would, though, because I think some of you folks need to realize that smoking cigars is not a bad thing, okay?
	Vital alert anti-social activity in server sector for administrative recommendation code.
	Isolate, amputate, expunge.
	The combine overwatch.
	What the hell is that supposed to mean, man?
	You know what I'm saying?
	Man, I feel good.
	Jesus Christ here.
	Let me pop my neck here real fast.
	You see, man, when you have like some scotch, you mix it with weed.
	I didn't want to take weed by itself.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Here, let me pop my neck here.
	Let me see if y'all can hear it.
	Oh, oh, man, here, let me do the other side.
	Let me see if I can do it.
	Ah, ah, I mean, just, you know, once you like pop your neck, pop your bones, just you feel better, you feel invigorated, man.
	Feels good, man.
	It feels good.
	Keep your cancerous cigars.
	Hey, wait a minute.
	Hold on.
	Don't talk that way about cigars.
	Okay.
	Don't talk that way.
	You know that cigars are the most natural thing that you can consume right now.
	Now, granted, if you set anything on fire and breathe in the smoke, it's obviously not going to have a good long-term effect on you.
	Okay.
	But I do want to say this.
	Okay.
	If you take a look at how cigars, I'm talking about hand-rolled cigars are processed.
	They're all hand-rolled.
	It's literally nothing but the tobacco leaf.
	There are no chemicals.
	There are no additives.
	There's nothing.
	Excuse me.
	I just belched in mid-convo there.
	My apologies.
	But either way, I mean, cigarettes is what people need to stay away from.
	Cigarettes is where you get all the vermaldehyde and all this weird fucking chemicals.
	I don't know how many chemicals are in cigarettes.
	I mean, there's cigarette chemicals in there to make you addicted to this stuff.
	There are cigarette chemicals now.
	Did you hear this?
	That now, if you're not constantly taking a drag out of your cigarette, your cigarette will go out because they did that, quote, to supposedly prevent people from setting their beds on fire or falling asleep with a cigarette or something of that nature.
	But no, you know what it is?
	They want these smokers to be continuously smoking those cigarettes, and it's a disgrace.
	Now, cigars, folks, go look.
	As a matter of fact, I'm going to post something.
	I got a lot of things to blog about.
	Go to ghost.report.
	I got a lot of things to do tomorrow.
	I need to teach you fucking people a thing or two about a thing or two.
	And I'm going to write about cigars.
	And I'm telling you, it's as pure as pure can get.
	They literally take the tobacco leaf and they go and they take it and they either cure it, they dry it, they dry it.
	You got to make sure it's dry.
	Then they cure it, meaning that they store it for several years so that once it becomes filler, it becomes that much of a smooth type of a draw.
	And by the way, you're not supposed to inhale cigars.
	Okay, you're not supposed to inhale cigars.
	And you will get the effects of the nicotine without having, and I'm serious, without having to inhale any kind of smoke.
	So you always see old cigar smokers.
	You always see old pipe smokers.
	You don't ever see any old cigarette smokers, don't you?
	All right.
	I'm just, I'm just saying, okay?
	I'm just, I'm just saying.
	Okay.
	And by the way, I don't buy Cuban cigars because first and foremost, the last Cuban I had, I wasn't impressed with.
	And secondly, I want to say something else that I like Nicaragua tobacco.
	Okay.
	Nicaragua tobacco is probably primo tobacco.
	And you want to know why, if we're going to talk about Cuban tobacco, you want to know why Cuban tobacco is so sought after and why it tastes like if you really want to know the taste of a good Cuban cigar, which I have, that beautiful Cuban cigar I had was a flavor of it is very earthy.
	It's full-bodied, but it's a weird full-bodied.
	It's not going to punch you out.
	Anyway, regardless, the reason I don't buy Cubans is because I talk to a Cuban.
	I like cigars, okay?
	I'm sorry.
	I like cigars.
	I know a few cigar rollers, okay?
	And some of these cigar rollers are from Cuba.
	And they say that what makes the Cuban cigars and the Cuban tobacco so flavorful, so tasty, is the fact that the Cuban, the folks that work in the Cuban factories and the folks that work in the Cuban farmlands to cultivate the tobacco, they piss on the tobacco.
	They piss on it.
	Like, I'm not even joking.
	That's what all the fucking Cuban hand rollers of cigars have told me that they take pisses.
	They take pisses, for Christ's sake, on the cigars.
	And I can't even believe it.
	I'm not even joking around, man.
	They take, they take, oh my God.
	They take pisses on the sea, like, like, as it's growing, as it's growing, for heaven's sake.
	As it's growing.
	And shut up.
	I'm not long-winded.
	Shut up.
	But I'm serious.
	Anyway, look, I'm sorry.
	I know I'm going a little long-winded.
	This is what happens when you get a few intoxicants in me.
	I pretend that, you know, you're cool people at a bar.
	You know, I'm not afraid.
	I want to be honest with you.
	You know, I'm sorry being long-winded, but I want to say this.
	Okay.
	I'm not afraid to go to bars by myself.
	What is this?
	The only thing plummeting faster than the quality of this show are Boeing's 737 MAX 89th and Boeing's share price.
	You're a son of a joy never breaking 400 live viewers, fucking hambones.
	Shut up, man.
	You know what?
	You don't understand.
	It's not about the amount of viewers.
	It's about who's viewing here.
	All right.
	It's about who's viewing.
	All right.
	That's what it's about, you son of a bitch.
	And shut up about me being a boomer and I'm talking too much.
	Shut up.
	And by the way, I'm being relayed.
	You people don't even know.
	That's why I'm tired of it.
	You know, I'm tired of even talking about this.
	All right.
	But anyway, look, I was going to say something.
	You people have deviated me off the track.
	But anyway, I like Nicaragua tobacco.
	And my favorite cigar right now, maybe I shouldn't even say it because I'd like to, you know, I'd like to get paid from her there.
	I'd like to send, I mean, because the cigar I like, believe it or not, is like $25 a stick.
	And that's like if you get the non-Churchill sides, it goes up from there.
	And I just don't want to promote it because it's bad enough that I'm promoting alcohol and Chivis and, you know, Johnny Walker, blue label.
	I'm sure they got a big kick off of that shit.
	And they didn't give me nothing.
	You know that?
	They didn't give me nothing.
	You know, these alcohol companies, they take us for granted.
	You know that?
	That's why I tell people, don't be dedicated to one.
	Because if you are, you're fooling yourself.
	I knew a guy that loved Jaeger.
	Okay.
	He had so much Jaeger that he had a Christmas tree made.
	You know how they do it with wine bottles, you know, the Christmas tree, wine bottle bullshit.
Negotiate Against War 00:02:28
	You've seen that shit online.
	This guy had it of Jaeger, sent it to the Jaeger Meister people.
	And you know what they gave him?
	They gave him a couple of stickers.
	No homo, but we out here smokin' penises.
	I don't even...
	What am I supposed to say to that, man?
	Seriously.
	I don't know what they're going to say.
	Yeah, I'm glad somebody, Chris, in the chat room, only use me blade.
	That's who I'm talking about.
	Yeah.
	That's why I say I know somebody.
	I watch these in real life streamers, okay?
	I watch them, all right?
	The only bad part about it is, is that, you know, they tend to get a little boring, you know, sometimes it's like, hey, dude, walking and having your selfie stick and being like, yeah, dude, and all that crap.
	That's not funny, man.
	Doing something and this content.
	So did you ever figure when you started out parodying Alex Jones that people would be so stupid they actually not only believed you, but looked up to you?
	Also, you know, what are you talking about?
	Who the fuck looks up to me anymore?
	Look at my show.
	What are you talking about?
	Look at my show.
	This is episode 32.
	I'm negotiating against the troll war.
	I mean, 11 years.
	This has never stopped.
	I thought that, man, maybe it'll all stop.
	Troll Wars will go.
	These people are.
	Look, I know this is serious.
	Okay.
	You trolls are not a joke.
	I know it.
	And I think that the whole internet knows it at this point in time.
	And that's why I'm trying to be real with you idiots because I know that meme magic is real.
	You people can make shit happen and a bunch of shit.
	That's why I'm trying to stop the troll war.
	Okay.
	I don't want to go into depth in all this stuff, but I mean, we need to stop it, man.
	I'm serious.
	I mean, see, look at these assholes.
	Troll War now.
	Look at them.
	Look at them.
	Troll War now.
	You fucking asshole.
	Give me my freaking smoke.
	I mean, did you hear that meme magician guy say all the coincidences that have happened in coinciding with this show?
	I mean, first of all, we go back to the fucking LA Rams meeting the cowboys in the playoffs.
	Y'all remember that?
	After you fucking idiots spam Ram Ranch, Ram Ranch, Ram Ranch.
	And then you talk, and then they win the Super Bowl on top of that.
	On top of that.
Anything Can Happen 00:03:05
	Okay?
	And then, you know, the freaking Trump meeting Kim Jong-un of North Korea in Viet fucking NAM.
	I mean, you know, I'm just saying.
	And then recently, I'm not even joking.
	Did y'all see the rapper that has baguette diamonds in his teeth?
	Baguette diamonds.
	What the fuck are you?
	What are the odds of this stuff, man?
	Oh, God.
	And there's a couple other ones.
	I'm just, I'm just.
	Man, I'm already done with this drink.
	Give me another ice.
	A for ghost and hero.
	I'm not going to and hero asshole, okay?
	I'm never going to, I'm never going to kill myself.
	I want everybody to understand that I will never kill myself.
	All right.
	So if they say that I did, it was a lie.
	It was a complete lie.
	Bullshit.
	Okay.
	Just saying, okay?
	That's bullshit.
	Now, will I possibly drop dead of a stroke or a heart attack or, you know, some kind of shit like that?
	Maybe.
	But even then, you may want to get a toxicology report and get an autopsy.
	And if unfortunately the autopsy guy ends up dead, like the guy who took the autopsy for Andrew Breitbart, we'll then start asking questions.
	I'm just saying.
	I'm just saying.
	And I'm not an alcoholic.
	I'm not.
	Look, man, all right.
	I have the freedom to be able to exchange, you know, my present satisfaction for future years of my life.
	All right.
	I have the right to do that.
	I'm willing to understand that.
	Okay.
	Now, do I want to die?
	Absolutely not.
	I don't want to die.
	I don't.
	But at the same time, you can't deny that you're not going to die.
	I mean, you could die tomorrow in anything, man.
	Freak show accidents.
	Getting hit across the street.
	You know that I read that some broad is in a coma right now because, and I'm not kidding.
	You can look this up online.
	There's a broad who's in a coma right now because she had an allergic reaction when she gave oral sex to a man who was taking a medication that she was allergic to.
	So that means that when she swallowed, with all due respect, the load, and God bless her soul for doing that, when she was doing what a good chick does, swallowing the fact that this guy was taking some freak show medication and caused her to have an allergic reaction where she's in a coma.
	I mean, come on, man.
Freaked Out By Emojis 00:05:41
	I mean, where are we at at this point?
	That's absolutely real.
	I'm not even kidding around.
	I mean, anything can happen to you.
	That's what I'm trying to say to you.
	That's why I brought this up.
	Okay.
	I mean, just don't think that, hey, I'm a young guy and I'm going to live forever.
	Anything can happen.
	Anything can happen.
	I mean, I'm glad I'm alive.
	I'm glad that I can wake up.
	I'm glad I'm a capitalist.
	You know what capitalism represents to me?
	Freedom.
	And it should to you too.
	You should all focus on capitalism.
	You should all focus on, you know, making some capital.
	And believe me, you have to have some kind of escape.
	I'm not.
	Look, all you people that I've talked about about the cartoons and the games and all this other stuff, I get it.
	But the thing is, is that you can't focus on all that without being able to build who you are.
	You are an individual.
	All right.
	You can build your world, baby.
	You can build it.
	You can build it.
	All right.
	If it's your own, you can do it.
	And you fucking idiots that are out here saying, can we please do radio graffiti?
	Especially you, hamster ride, you faggot.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	Fucking I said bag it.
	I'm sorry.
	I said, I said bag it.
	You faggot.
	Vagot.
	I just, all right, I've had enough.
	This fucking asshole.
	I've had enough.
	I've had enough, man.
	I've had enough.
	I didn't say I said bag it.
	Jesus Christ.
	Let's go to radio.
	You know what?
	I was going to do chat room shout outs.
	I was going to do it.
	Jesus Christ.
	Shut up, man.
	I didn't mean to say it.
	Bag it.
	Bag it is what I said.
	Jesus Christ.
	Shut up, man.
	I was about to put the pipe in my mouth and I'm like, that's what I said.
	Bag it.
	That's what I said.
	Oh, man.
	Shut up, you're shut up, man.
	I didn't do anything.
	Shut up.
	I don't have anything against gay people.
	Are you kidding me?
	I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be gay.
	You know that?
	I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be gay.
	Good God.
	You people are assholes, man.
	Freaking, I need another freaking icing.
	You know, I said bag it.
	Bag.
	Bag it.
	Mrs. Ghost is making baguettes.
	I forget.
	That's what I said.
	Stupid ass.
	Some more goddamn drinks.
	That's what I said.
	I said, Mrs. Ghost is making baguettes.
	I forget.
	That's what I said.
	Jesus Christ, I'm freaking drinking this.
	I better calm my ass down.
	You see, I'm drinking very fast.
	Shut up, man.
	I said baguette, okay?
	All right, shut up.
	Shut up with the baguette emojis.
	Is that the baguette emojis?
	That's a.
	I thought those were like two legs or something.
	I thought that was like the upside-down gingerbread man or something.
	That's the baguette emojis.
	I didn't, I mean, what are the fucking ought to get a baguette emoji?
	They got a bag.
	I really didn't know what the fuck that was.
	They've got a baguette emoji.
	Oh, my God.
	All right.
	All right.
	I'm done, man.
	I'm sorry.
	I didn't know that was like two baguettes out of a bag.
	Oh, my God.
	I'm sorry.
	Smoking the eggplant.
	Shut up, man.
	I'm not even choking around.
	I thought those, I didn't even, I thought those were legs.
	I don't know why.
	I didn't fucking bag.
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	Oh, my God.
	There's another, the baguette show.
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	Oh, it's just a word show.
	You don't understand.
	I didn't know that was a baguette emoji.
	Those are two baguettes.
	And the emoji is like two baguettes in a bag.
	I mean, you know, I really, I swear to God, I did not know those were baguettes, man.
	I mean, this is really getting freaked out.
	I'm not kidding.
	This is really getting weird because baguette diamonds and that fucking rapper's teeth.
	Jesus Christ.
Two Baguettes In Bag 00:10:46
	All right, let me get to what I'm doing.
	I'm already three hours and 51 minutes.
	Are you kidding me?
	Jesus Christ.
	I mean, I'm serious, man.
	I look at the time, especially when you stupid scumbags are like, you know, coming at me hard, man, making me look like an idiot and all that shit.
	And I just want to leave.
	And it's like an hour and 45 minutes.
	And I think to myself, okay, ghost, get the hell out of here.
	These people are pieces of trash.
	They don't care about you.
	Get out of here.
	You know, give like a five or 10 minute spiel and get out.
	I've been on.
	It's three hours and 51 minutes.
	I mean, good God.
	Oh, my God.
	What the hell happened?
	What happened?
	Where did Jesus Christ?
	Oh, my God.
	All right.
	I'm getting, I'm not a drunkard.
	All right.
	Shut up.
	All right.
	All right.
	Let me take a couple of deep breaths.
	All right.
	Let me go ahead and get to some chat room shout outs.
	All right.
	We've been here this long together.
	Before I get to radio graffiti, let's go ahead and get to chat room shout-outs.
	We got any goddamn chat room shout-outs, engineer?
	Come on, man.
	Do we have them?
	All right.
	Well, what I'm going to do is go ahead and just shout out shout-outs to folks that are chatting in the chat room right now.
	Who do we have?
	We got Tall Order, Harlan F. Butt.
	Fuck you, Hamster Ridge.
	You're the one that bagged.
	I'm tired of your dot wave crap.
	I see it every time I look at the chat.
	I don't know how you're getting past the goddamn slow mode, but F you.
	Holding capitalists, man.
	You're no kid, man.
	Cheers to you.
	Communist for Trump.
	Yeah, F you, you asshole.
	Who else do we have?
	We got Gizmo 2046, XU God 2012.
	We've got 2019 Brony Genocide.
	We got Flamin' Creations, Feel Good, Bo Sephus, Zam City, The Inter Shekel, you asshole.
	Go shove it up your ass.
	Dire Gryphon, Zeth Rott, Nova Sparks, XN.
	No, that wasn't that bad.
	Hybrid J, Christopher Bass, KGB Revolver, Frontier Justice, Dazzlings Fanboy, whatever the hell that means.
	Belucifer Brony.
	Get out of here.
	You're out of here with the brony crap.
	Oliver Carswell, Bob Tom.
	We got Poindexed T-Rose 15.
	There's the Jackler.
	Good to see the Jackler.
	You're good this show, this Jackler.
	You're good this show, Jackler.
	Cheers to you, man.
	All right.
	And why'd you have to put the bag X, Jackler?
	You jerk-off, jacking yourself off jerk.
	Who else do we have here?
	For heaven's sake.
	We've got Empire ING, Holy Stars, Chris.
	Chris knew who I was talking about when I talked about the Jaeger Meister thing.
	Baca Survivor, S-L-O, Raul Fannin, Rail Fannin.
	I don't know what the hell that is.
	The unaverage dude, Groon Salpa, Chef Field, Copy Kai, Anthony J, JDDY2.
	Happy birthday, Odd Eyes Magician.
	It's the Odd Eyes Magician's birthday.
	Well, happy birthday to you and many more.
	Your pants are torn with a dirty whore on channel four.
	Sneakiest chameleon, the nutsack parachute, NG for host.
	Go somebody.
	Give me more drink.
	We've got Kitty Cuddle69, D2L Blast.
	There's Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
	What's up, man?
	Chute Night.
	Shut up, idiot.
	I know what you're saying.
	Danger Dan, Baird Grimm, Dead.
	I already said that asshole's name.
	We got 93 something.
	What is this?
	Attention, local administrative staff.
	Anti-social activity reported in this community recommendation.
	What the hell are you talking about?
	The Combine Oval Civil Activity Level 1 Administrative Prosecution Code.
	Duty.
	Sword.
	Operate.
	Man, what is it?
	What kind of deep state bullshit are you trying to pull here, man?
	Seriously, man.
	We're all just trying to have a good time, man.
	All right.
	And end the troll war.
	Can we agree to this?
	I mean, I know I'm got a few scotches in me, but man, can we end this troll war?
	Seriously, man, here's my, look, I'll take the rubber glove off.
	Here, let me take the rubber glove off.
	Here's my hand.
	Let's just stop, man.
	Let's just calm down.
	There's a lot to do, man.
	We're talking about Saturday Night Troll shows tonight.
	We're talking about gaming computers, gaming channels.
	I mean, let's calm down.
	All right.
	Let's think about it.
	Let's sleep on it.
	Okay.
	Let's sleep on it.
	We've got the Ferb guy, Neon Knight Rider, Crisco, Ala Casaro.
	We've got Oliver Cart.
	I think I said Oliver Carswell, didn't I?
	I said that shit, man.
	I said Bomb Tom, too.
	Where are these people?
	There's Bass Lowler.
	What's going on to Bass Lowler?
	He's been around.
	How about Templeton, the Temple Ben?
	What the fuck?
	We got Blake in the house.
	Kiwi, Deer Freckles, Blackjack, aka Scarlet Moon, Chris H, Aaron Tolman.
	We've got Andy Kaufman.
	I saw what you said about me today, you piece of crap.
	You're lucky you're still in here, you piece of garbage.
	How about Nobody E, Josh, Tiger Uppercut?
	And by the way, Tiger Uppercut and the guy below you, Bond Dayton.
	You guys are pieces of trash.
	Look, I watch the chat room, okay?
	And I know who's a piece of crap.
	And y'all guys are pieces of crap.
	I just want to tell you that.
	We got Dizzlert and who else we got?
	We got, and hey, Ghost Alamo, you're a piece of crap, too.
	I saw you like, oh, you're Bum Go.
	I'm bored, ghost.
	Go shove it up your fucking ass, you piece of garbage.
	Anyway, we got the Grizzer mocked with fucking, of course, you know, baguettes.
	We've got Dynamo Savage, Warrisy Game Clips, Steven Stinkyverse, Chevis Regal Third Harvest.
	How fast was that?
	Redhead Hunter, Xavier LaFlame, Koyger, and there's this idiot leftist Evil Mira, for Christ's sake.
	And there's Weena.
	There's a Weena!
	Weena, what actually?
	Is that the real wiener or is that a...
	I heard there was a troll wiener in here that was...
	I mean, are you that popular wiener that you got a fucking troll?
	What are you doing, man?
	Aren't you like half, never mind.
	Anyway, we got Squirrel, Squirrel Army.
	Go shoving up your ass, too.
	Who else we got?
	We got the LeVon Media Tracker 2010 plays.
	Train Lover 567.
	There's German the Gay Frog.
	Prince, what's going on, man?
	We've got Lightning Note and Lightning Note, get better artwork that makes me look a little better instead of making me look like a jerk off on your clip crap.
	All right.
	The unaverage dude.
	There's Frank Zappa.
	What's going on to Frank Zappa?
	Once again, I'm thinking about what you've been saying, man.
	We got Drill Master, Chef.
	I think I said Chef Field.
	Get out of here.
	We got Weed Today, Crack Tomorrow, asshole.
	Seriously, man.
	Terrell Leaper.
	Holy Stars.
	Anthony J, Pickle Man.
	There's Pickleman.
	You're putting Baguettes with a handbone Pickleman.
	I take that back.
	Screw Pickleman.
	All right.
	Take a piss on Pickleman.
	We got Kitty Cuddles.
	Dajer Dane.
	I mean, Edgar Crimson.
	Spartan 117825.
	There's Dick Butt.
	That's original.
	The next one.
	Grafter Historia.
	We got Combat Man.
	There's Pooka Dude, 4-2.
	I remember you.
	Dead Opossum.
	There's Edgy, bra.
	What's up with Edgie, bra, man?
	I'm telling you, you know things.
	You know things.
	We've got Tim Yur McCrev.
	I don't know what the hell that.
	There's Erica Does.
	Is that a real Erica or is that like a tranny or something?
	Because I don't think there's real chicks that are listening.
	I think you're either like a tranny or a trap or something.
	I'm not kidding.
	I mean, I looked at the YouTube demographics and we're down to like 0.4% of the people that listen to this broadcast.
	0.4% are female.
	So anyway, I'm just FYI if y'all wanted to have that information.
	We got TZKK.
	We've got the strong Mang Sam.
	Clover, you're another bastard.
	I know you.
	We got, Jesus Christ.
	Who else do we have here?
	Moon man for president.
	Alexander the not so great.
	Wait a minute.
	Hold on just a second.
	You're disrespecting Alexander the Great, you son of a bitch.
	Alexander the Great took over the known world by the age of 22.
	All right.
	He took a little shitter like Macedonia and used his father Phillips merging of the Macedonians and the Greeks, usurped it, and then used the Greeks and Macedonians to conquer the rest of the known world, baby, by 22 years old.
	What the hell have you done with your life?
	Not nothing.
	Not nothing?
	So shut up, all right?
	Just sit there and shut your mouth.
	We got Resistance Fighter 14.
	We got, I think I've said most of it.
Put Flakes In Bowl 00:04:05
	There's Night Prowler.
	I've seen Night Prowler.
	I've got mixed views about you.
	We've got, who is this?
	We got Ghost X, well, X Ghostion.
	Ex-Ghosteon.
	That's real funny.
	Ghost is a bitch.
	I got your bitch, you moron.
	I got your bitch.
	And then, wait, there's a Liz Porter.
	There's the 0.40% that's listening that's female.
	There's Mario the Sonic boss.
	Who else do we got?
	That Colonel Transco from Steel Brigade.
	I don't know whether you're politically trolling or what.
	I know you got McCarthy in your profile, but I don't know what you're doing.
	I don't know what you're doing.
	Anyway, let me go ahead.
	Simulator Player 23, Hans, G Snoozer 2.
	I think that's enough.
	I think I've already done enough, man.
	I've already, look, four hours and three minutes that I have been on, and I still got to do radio graffiti.
	Do you see why I have to get some intoxicants in me so that I could be able to just continue this broadcast?
	Good lord.
	Let me go ahead.
	Let me go ahead and continue.
	Hey, Rick Hoover, I've already called on you many a time.
	Stop being a little bitch about it.
	All right.
	Give me a break.
	All right.
	Feed the owl god just donated two bucks.
	What the hell does that mean?
	Feed the owl god.
	You're talking about Moloch?
	Talking about Moloch that stands on 6th Street looking down on 6th Street?
	Y'all seen the Frost Building, right?
	In Austin, Texas.
	Anyway, I'm sorry.
	I'm just, I'm, I'm only kidding.
	I was so legitimate.
	Another cuelo.
	You call me in the morning, man.
	All right.
	Without any further ado, I'm already, you see, I've gotten drunk.
	I've already drank most of this fucking bottle for Christ's sake, man.
	I told you that, man, I chug this shit like it's beers, and it's not beers.
	It's serious alcohol.
	I want to be honest with you.
	I do feel good.
	I mean, you mix the tetrahydrocannabinol.
	Everything's great.
	But I'm a little spastic, as you can see, man.
	Like, you know, my brain's going, you know what I'm saying?
	I mean, usually y'all know me, man.
	I have a good sharp memory.
	I got that fucking, like, Lee Major's Bionic Man fucking shit, man.
	Like, photographic memory.
	Right now, I'm a little, I don't know.
	I don't know.
	For Christ's sake, I don't know what the fuck I am, for Christ's sake.
	I am a little inebriated.
	Let me honestly, I didn't realize I drank this much of the Chevis bottle.
	Jesus Christ, you see, I can't hold things in my hand.
	want to take one more hit here before before i get to radio graffiti i want to take let me just Let me just put a couple more flakes in the bowl.
	You know, you know, just break off a couple of the goddamn bud.
	You know, you don't have to get a whole big chunk of it.
	Just a couple of flakes.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Just a couple of flakes for Christ's sake.
	Just a couple of goddamn flakes.
	And hey, Zen, go fuck yourself.
	I'm not an embarrassment.
	You're an embarrassment.
	You know, what kind of ridiculous anime cartoon garbage do you have in your profile pic for Christ's sake?
	All right, sit there and shut up.
	Don't talk to me that way.
	All right.
	I'm looking at the chat room.
	All right.
	I'm looking at the goddamn chat room, you sorry sack of crap.
	You see, that's the difference between everybody else on YouTube and me.
	You know, I give everybody gets attention from me.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Everybody gets attention.
	You know what I mean?
	I'm not like, you know, some of these in-real life streamers that are like, hey, dude, you're going to look at me, dude.
	And I'm going to do this weird, retarded shit, dude.
	And, you know, you can keep donating like $5, $10, dude.
	And like every time I glance at, oh, hey, dude, thank you, dude.
	And fucking dude, and all that crap.
Radio Graffiti Time 00:15:40
	I'm just saying, all right.
	I'm just saying.
	Couple flakes, man.
	A couple of goddamn flakes.
	That's all I need, man.
	Yes.
	You got to let it hit the brain, man.
	Oh, man.
	All right.
	I feel good.
	I feel great.
	I feel wonderful.
	And I can't believe that I've been on here with you idiots for four hours.
	It doesn't, it doesn't.
	I don't get it, man.
	I'm not even joking around.
	It was literally like an hour and 45 minutes.
	And I was telling myself in between you fucking people trolling me that I was going to go away and I was going to end the show early and I was going to go out with Mrs. Ghost.
	It's four hours and seven minutes for Christ's sake.
	Jesus Christ.
	Let me get another drink.
	All right.
	It's about that time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
	And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
	That's right, folks.
	Radio Graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
	All you've got to do to participate is very easy.
	You see that screen in front of your face?
	You see that number?
	515-604-9052.
	Well, once you have that, okay, once you're there, go ahead and push in the code 844-286.
	Okay.
	And you're going to, and don't forget to push the pound button after the code, okay?
	Or the hashtag, okay?
	And you will be in queue for Radio Graffiti, in which I will call on your area code.
	And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
	That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
	All right.
	That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
	And look, Do we have enough radio graffiti callers?
	Because it seems to me that people are scared.
	People are scared to call into radio graffiti.
	Look, I am trying to promote free speech.
	It's a point of emphasis of free speech.
	That's what radio graffiti is.
	You know, so you can say whatever it is that's on your mind, even if it's stupid.
	Obviously, if it's stupid, I'm going to say something about it.
	All right, so go ahead.
	There it is.
	Get your nearest phone right now.
	You know, 515-604-9052.
	Long distance may apply.
	Okay.
	I'm not, you know, it's a number in the United States.
	515-604-9052.
	Once the broad starts talking, push in 844-286 and the hashtag, and you will be in queue.
	You will be in queue for radio graffiti.
	All right.
	Now, I'm going to go ahead and take one more sip.
	And once we do, we're going.
	Hold on.
	Do we have enough radio graffiti callers, engineer?
	It looks like we have enough to at least do a couple of minutes or something.
	All right.
	So go, hold on.
	Erica does.
	Erica does want me to smoke weed with her in the chat room for crap.
	Is that a real chick?
	That's obviously some dude.
	It's probably some fat dude.
	It's like, hey, you know what I'm going to do?
	I'm going to say, hey, ghost, why don't you come on over here?
	Won't you let me smoke it?
	You know what I mean?
	Give me a break.
	But either way, I guess I'll go ahead, man.
	You're making me, I'm going to be pretty high, dude.
	I'm not even joking around.
	I just, you know, I'm not even joking around.
	I'm going to be pretty high.
	I don't even know how I'm going to react to these fucking.
	I can only imagine what these idiots are going to do on freaking radio graffiti, man.
	I mean, these people are sick.
	And I'm glad that y'all didn't bring up the class warfare that you people have been trying to stir up about, you know, radio graffiti for the poor or whatever you fucking idiots.
	I mean, whatever.
	Here it is.
	All right.
	Here it is.
	Five, four, three, two, one.
	It's a ghost hit.
	You see how many times I had to do that with the Bic lighter, man?
	Give me a goddamn break, man.
	All right, all right.
	Everybody's saying that the number doesn't work for them.
	Do you have a landline?
	Do people have landlines anymore?
	Get a fucking landline, man, so you can have a phone again.
	NOBODY HAS LANDLAND HOLY SHIT Oh, that's not good.
	Oh, that's not good.
	Oh, man.
	All right.
	I think we're ready for Radio Graffiti.
	So let's go ahead and get to some Radio Graffiti right now.
	Let's go ahead and start with the anonymous bricks.
	Now, hold on.
	Let me make sure.
	Let me make sure all this is up to capacity so we can get the loudest.
	And remember, don't have an Obama phone and we're going to click your ass off.
	All right, let's go ahead and go with Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
	What the hell is that crap, man?
	How about another anonymous radio graffiti?
	What, another anonymous?
	You're just going to sit there and play with your Peter Popper or what?
	Jesus Christ.
	Helen Keller death me.
	Why are I don't even know why I ask?
	How about 415 Raider Graffiti?
	Hey, ghosts, Communist or Trump.
	I want to talk to you about the negotiations here.
	Like, I'm serious right now.
	Negotiations for what?
	The troll war, you know.
	Oh, what?
	So, what do you have clout?
	You have clout within the troll community to be able to do negotiations?
	Well, I think everyone wants a Saturday Night Troll show, and at least one part Van Dineer hosts it, you know.
	Wait a minute, are you serious with this?
	With the Engineer hosting?
	I mean, y'all want an Engineer show or something?
	I mean, not for like the whole thing, but at least for like a little bit.
	Hey, speak up a little louder.
	We can't hear you, man.
	I mean, like a little bit, but like not all the time.
	All right.
	Well, look, that doesn't sound off base if that's for real.
	I don't know if you have any clout with any of these trolls, but I don't think that's out of the question.
	You know, a Saturday Night Troll show.
	And we'll.
	I mean, what do y'all want to talk?
	I mean, obviously, we're going to do Raider Graffiti for a long time and something like that.
	Well, what do y'all want to do on fucking Saturday Night Troll Show?
	We talk about the trolls and what has happened in the troll community and what?
	I don't understand.
	Where we go with this is what I'd like to know if anybody happens to want to go that direction.
	All right, let's go somewhere somewhere else.
	How about area code 315, Radio Graffiti?
	All right, all right.
	I don't know what the hell that is, man.
	But can y'all, I mean, what are y'all doing with this crap?
	That's horrible.
	That's, I mean, that's horrific.
	Is that like gay music from like Russia or something?
	Is that what they play in the gay clubs in Russia?
	What the fuck was that, man?
	Come on, man.
	352 Raider Graffiti Hi Ghost Have some more shudder.
	No betrayal.
	I swear to you, amen.
	I'm working with a kid.
	But that's my ghost.
	I'll see you in hell with P.T.S. later.
	P.T.S. really got me at it.
	Stop working.
	I'd like to get your shettles with me now.
	Ha ha ha ha ha.
	We love.
	Man, I don't know, man.
	You see, I'm just trying to do this show, and these people are just trying to harsh my mellow.
	I don't want my mellow harsh right now.
	I really don't, man.
	I've just been four hours and 15 minutes of trying to negotiate with you people.
	I'm legitimately thinking about what Communist for Trump said that, okay, the Saturday Night Troll show.
	I don't know why.
	I don't know about the Engineer show because I don't want Engineer competing with me for anything.
	I don't want that competition.
	I don't want none of that.
	Just I don't know Why why do y'all do this when I'm drunk man?
	Why didn't y'all just talk to me when I was stone sober and we could have we could have talked about this in in depth for heaven's sake Jesus, how about 717 radio graffiti?
	Hey, what's up, ghost?
	How you doing?
	What's going on man?
	I'm just looking up at a Bitcoin Cash.
	It's going up a little bit.
	Actually, I have a clip that I thought might interest you.
	Mind if I play it?
	Well, hurry up, man.
	All right.
	So let's see here.
	Thanks for joining us.
	No problem.
	Thanks for having me.
	We just remembered that we actually have one more question for you.
	This is from one of our longtime listeners who sent it by email.
	Mind if we ask you?
	Of course.
	I can take one last question from the real news media.
	He asked us if you know a gentleman by the name of Ghost from a radio program called The Ghost Show.
	This gentleman says you listen to a show and take his advice pretty often.
	Is this true?
	No, this guy is someone I've never heard of.
	I've never met this guy before.
	I've not listened to this man's show before.
	But since we're on the topic, I'm going to say that I'm more of a Rush Limbaugh guy myself.
	He can go for three hours without taking any calls.
	Not many people can do that, okay?
	Believe me.
	And I'm willing to bet Ghost can't do that either.
	Well, thanks for answering that last question.
	And with that, we are out of time.
	Thanks for joining us.
	Yo, that's that's fake.
	That's gotta be fake.
	Shut up.
	Get him out of here.
	I don't wanna that's fake.
	That better be fake.
	Say it, no.
	No!
	Trump listens to me!
	Trump listens to me, you dumbass!
	Ah, God!
	Shut up, man!
	Trump listens to the show, man!
	I know!
	I know, man!
	I mean, I mean, just the other day, remember, like a week ago, a week ago, you idiots were talking.
	You were talking about goddamn that stupid dumb flatboard that needs to screw like Ed Coulter.
	And I said she was stupid.
	She was nothing.
	She's a piece of crap.
	And you know what?
	What happened recently?
	What did Trump tweet about Ann Coulter, huh?
	Trump gave her a damn digital backhand on Twitter.
	So shut up, man.
	That's fake.
	That's goddamn fake.
	I don't.
	That's a fucking that's fake.
	That's fake.
	Somebody find that if that's real, man.
	Somebody find that.
	I'm not joking around.
	Trump listens, man.
	Look at the old archives.
	Look at the old shows.
	It's proof.
	It's there.
	It's there for posterity.
	It's there for history, man.
	Jesus Christ.
	Whoever just called and did that, you're an asshole.
	And I hate you.
	That's not real.
	It's not real.
	Shut up.
	It's not goddamn real, man.
	Trump listens, okay?
	He listens.
	Just look at the fucking archives.
	I'm not kidding, man.
	Look!
	Oh, God!
	Oh, God.
	You see how you're making me belch now?
	Oh, God.
	Oh.
	All right.
	Listen, I'm going to just take a couple more of these, man.
	I just.
	Y'all are making me sick to my stomach.
	I'm not even kidding, man.
	I'm not even kidding.
	That was below the belt.
	I want to be honest with you, man.
	That's below the belt.
	Even for you trolls, I gotta need an ice cube or something.
	I'm so fucking pissed.
	Give me an ice cube.
	God damn it.
	Just shut up in the chat room, man.
	Just shut up.
	I'm just going to take a couple more.
	I'm just so sick of you people, man.
	I should have fucking ended a long time ago, man.
	And this is what I get.
	This is what I get, man.
	Jesus Christ.
Bringing Up Old Shit 00:04:34
	How about 210 radio graffiti?
	Wait a minute.
	I didn't deny any of that crap.
	What are you talking about?
	I didn't deny nothing.
	You're a goddamn liar.
	I denied it.
	Shing Chung Chang Gang.
	I mean, that should be the counter to the Yang Gang.
	I'm not even kidding.
	Shing Chong Chang Gang, baby.
	Shing Chung Chang Gang for life.
	Yum Yum Dim Sum.
	Okay, I lords.
	Let me suck your swong.
	American Game Master Man, why are you bringing up old shit?
	You know? Why are you bringing up old shit?
	213 Radio Graffiti.
	Night Prowler.
	Greater graffiti.
	Oh, shut the city up.
	Shut this idiot up.
	Making me sound like a two-bit cartoon, you stupid idiot.
	Hears at my mellow.
	You're horse in my mellows, you piece of crap.
	I'm not a goddamn cartoon, man.
	I'm a man, baby.
	So shut up, man.
	I can't believe I'm even doing this for you fucking people right now, man.
	After all the crap you've given me on episode 32.
	Jesus Christ.
	Who else do we have here, man?
	How about 808 Radio Graffiti?
	Hey guys, it's Kahuna.
	Hey, what's up, Kahoot?
	How you doing, man?
	Yeah, I'm fine, man.
	I'm actually heading to a furry meetup for an orgy, and I got everything ready.
	I got the first suit.
	I got the.
	You know what?
	I hope the volcano over there where you live puts you on fire and you burn in hell, you furry, okay?
	I don't want to know.
	You know what furries are, and I'm going to say it.
	I'm going to say it again.
	It's nothing but a bunch of fatties and uglies that want to get sexually precarious and sexually promiscuous, but don't want to show their disgusting fat bodies or their ugly faces.
	All right?
	So this is this is it.
	This is what this is.
	This is literally what furries are doing.
	They're fatties and uglies because if they were just at least, what, a four on the scale to 10, they would still have, I don't know, some attribute that would make them a four.
	Like, I don't know if you're a female, some big country booty, big country titty.
	When it comes to a dude, I don't know.
	You're kind of strong.
	You've got somewhat of a rugged lumberjack face.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	But I'm just simply stating that you goddamn furries need to come out of the closet and say, look, I can be able to get my wiener whacked or, you know, vice versa, get my vulva penetrated if I'm in this suit and, you know, whatever.
	And we can have these orgies.
	I mean, that's literally what furry is.
	It all relates back to sexual gratification.
	It's sad, you know, just here.
	Let me get into a mascot suit of a squirrel and pretend that I'm cha-cha-cha-chi-bandale and I'm doing Dale and his ass with the Hawaiian shirt and we're furry.
	I'm just, good God, man.
	That's what furries are, man.
	IT'S HORRIBLE!
	Alright, I'll just...
	It's now four hours and 26 minutes that I've been on with you scumbags.
	I'm not even kidding around, man.
	This is how I want to spend my Wednesday.
	Yeah, that's great.
	Being literally just denounced and ridiculed and besmirched for like an hour and 45 minutes, even though I extended my hand.
Mascot Squirrel Suit 00:04:14
	I extended my hand in friendship, even though it was with a rubber glove on it.
	I extended my hand in friendship and you refused me.
	Now, listen, I know that some of you are suggesting that possibly a Saturday night troll show, you know, well, just, I get it, all right?
	Listen, I'm not in, look, I don't want to, I don't want to negotiate right now.
	I've got me drunk.
	You see, and maybe that was your secret all along.
	That was your master plan all along to get me drunk and then like, okay, we got him drunk now.
	Let's go ahead and make sure that we get all the things we want out of him, huh?
	How about a face reveal, huh?
	No, no, no, F no.
	F no.
	Let's go back to radio graffiti.
	Anonymous radio graffiti.
	R.I.P. Dimebag Daryl, R.I.P. Vinnie Paul.
	Whoa, he died my day.
	You are dead.
	Little son of a bitch.
	Don't you dare besmirch Dimebag Daryl and Vinny Paul, man.
	Two of the best musician brothers that ever lived on the planet, you son of a bitch.
	Are you kidding me?
	And you're going to sit over here and be like, hey, hello, you died?
	R.I.P. Dimebag Daryl, R.I.P. Vinny Paul.
	They made metal.
	Metal was never the same after they were gone.
	And that's a damn fact.
	All right.
	That's a goddamn fact.
	Son of a bitch.
	Who else do we have here?
	How about another anonymous radio graffiti?
	Bark, Jesus Christ.
	Is this some furry crap?
	Is this furry crap?
	Y'all want to be dogs and all that garbage, man?
	Jesus Christ, man.
	How about 647 radio graffiti?
	If you show me the chance, man, I will change it.
	If you tell me to cry, then I will change it.
	If you give me your hand, then I will change it.
	All right.
	You know what?
	Just enough of that.
	Don't play music.
	Dumbasses.
	Express yourself, all right?
	I like Michael Jackson.
	Don't get me wrong.
	But just express yourself.
	Express yourself.
	Do it good.
	Express yourself.
	423 radio graffiti.
	Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch.
	Big Hurst dropping cockpoint.
	All right, get Ram Ranch out of here for Christ's sake.
	I mean, come on, man.
	Come on with the Ram Ranches already, man.
	All right.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch.
	18 dropping.
	Whatever the hell he says.
	I mean, come on, man.
	Enough.
	Enough.
	You guys are really pissing me off tonight, man.
	I mean, I'm not even sure if I'm going to come back for a goddamn Ball of Friday.
	I'm not even kidding.
	What is this?
	It's no longer an Obama phone if you got a government phone after January 20th, 2017.
	Any new phone since that date is a Trump phone.
	So most of the Obama phone users actually have a Trump phone, aka the Lifeline program.
	Yeah, right.
	That's Barack Hussein Obama.
	Go shoving up your ass.
	You're just sitting over there trying to make yourself feel good or something, man.
	That's just, you need to slap.
	Many of you people need slaps.
Need Slaps Tonight 00:03:05
	You know, that's what you need is slaps.
	That's what you deserve is slaps.
	That's what you need to get is slaps.
	Jesus Christ.
	How about 908 Radio Graffiti?
	Hey, ghost, how's it going?
	It's Frank Zappa.
	Hey, it's Frank Zappa.
	What's up, man?
	Hey, so I know Communist for Trump chimed in earlier, but for some of the more serious listeners, myself included, I was hoping that we could figure out a way to get back to that call-in format for Mondays.
	Call-in format for Mondays.
	I mean, I wouldn't mind opening that up, but, you know, the unfortunate part about it is that the other network I was with, BTR, had that as an option, and it was very easily integrated within the whole construct of their platform.
	Now, to do something like that would be kind of, you know, kind of, I mean, I'd have to do two or three different services integrated with at the same time.
	It's just a pain in the ass is what I'm saying, man.
	I get that.
	But on another effort, I wanted to say this.
	Whenever Elizabeth Warren opens her mouth, she is a goddamn idiot, and I don't know how anybody could fathom supporting that woman at all.
	You know why they support her?
	Because she talks very delicately like this.
	And she's got the hipster glasses and the little stupid bob haircut.
	And that's literally why people look.
	I mean, they like to see carbon copies of themselves.
	I hate these people.
	Don't forget she drinks beer.
	She drinks beer.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Which she was critical on for our Supreme Court Justice Brett Cavanaugh.
	I mean, you know, you like beer?
	You get it.
	You get it, man.
	I want to be honest with you with the left.
	They want to be self-assured by seeing other people that look like them.
	That's why those damn hipster glasses make me sick.
	Anyway, anything else there, Frank Zappa?
	I do appreciate it, man.
	No, nothing else, man.
	You have a great night, and I hope these trolls don't get the best of you.
	Hey, man, I appreciate it.
	Thank you very much.
	And I don't know.
	They get the best of me.
	They don't get the best of me.
	I don't even know anymore for Christ's sake.
	But I'm serious.
	I mean, I think that Trump is in for 2020.
	And the Yang gang, I mean, it's just a bunch of tards that wish they could get $1,000 a month for doing nothing but just breathing.
	And, hey, I got my $1,000 living a month check from the government.
	That's not how life works.
	Okay.
	And if you want life to work like that, the government who is going to be dispensing that money is going to at some point want something from you.
	If you don't believe me, why don't you just ask everybody who has taken a considerable amount of any kind of an entitlement and they'll tell you, all right, you son of a bitch?
How Goddamn Dare You 00:06:11
	Jesus Christ.
	Got all these goddamn production notes.
	I don't even know why I do them, man.
	How about how about 307 radio graffiti?
	Night Prowler, 300 graffiti.
	I am jacking off to a new killing.
	Oh, you did it.
	Oh.
	I don't even know why, man.
	I'm not even joking.
	I don't even know why I do this broadcast sometimes, man.
	I don't know.
	Something wrong with me.
	I have no idea.
	Let's take a couple more here.
	Jesus.
	Wait a minute.
	Twilly Atkins.
	Twilly Atkins radio goddamn graffiti.
	You are matched.
	Say hello.
	Come on.
	Well, hello.
	I am in the San Antonio area.
	He's touring, man.
	Stroke of my I've got eight answers, man.
	I'd love to pull my pants down and show my big dick off.
	Let me lube up the damn rim so it can be salted properly, man.
	You like my big penis?
	Shut up and keep it coming, baby.
	I'll have to show my penis off and jack it off.
	No!
	No, get this crap out!
	No!
	No!
	Goddamn Twilly Atkins, you bitch horse!
	You bitch horse, man!
	Man, just to end it after that, for Christ's sake, you think I want to go on after that?
	End it and end it now, engineer!
	For Christ's sake!
	Fucking sh.
	End the shit, man!
	End the crap!
	Goodbye, it's right!
	Goodbye is right, man.
	How dare you for Christ's sake, man?
	Why do you keep doing this?
	Especially you there, Twilly.
	You goddamn bitch horse.
	A freaking pimple on my ass, you know what I mean?
	A freaking bitch horse pimple on my ass, man.
	Leave me alone.
	This is disgusting, man.
	No, trolls 32.
	Just shut up, man.
	I've been on here for four hours and 36 minutes, man.
	I've been on here for four hours and 36 minutes.
	Don't give me this crap that you want, man.
	Don't you goddamn dare?
	Don't you goddamn dare, man.
	Four hours and 36 minutes, man.
	Four hours and 36.
	Now 37 minutes, man.
	You don't nothing.
	You shut up in the chat.
	Shut up.
	You don't witch shit, you f ⁇ ing.
	Shut up.
	Shut the hell up.
	Feels trolled, man.
	Feels trolled, man.
	I look, I'm fucking, I'm done, man.
	I'm serious, man.
	I mean, I've tried.
	I've tried to extend my hand in friendship, not only with the rubber glove on it, but without it.
	And you people have done nothing.
	And I have tried to stop the troll war, but you people are bloodthirsty and you don't understand the seriousness, the serious implications that'll happen with a goddamn troll war.
	I got to get out of here.
	I got to get out of here.
	I'd buy that for a dollar.
	The part where he rage quit.
	Oh my god, you sons of bitches.
	This is why I keep drinking.
	I'm done.
	I'm done.
	And shut up, you don't win anything.
	I'm done.
	I mean, I'm four hours and 38.
	gonna be 39 minutes man and you people shut up in the fucking chat room man you You don't win nothing, man.
	You don't win nothing.
	And Tweely, you bitch horse, man.
	How dare you, man?
	How goddamn dare you?
	How goddamn dare?
	How goddamn dare all of you, man?
	I'm getting out of here.
	Give me out of here, engineer.
	I'm not going to sit here and continue to be besmirched.
	I'm not going to continue to sit here and continue to be besmirched like this, bitch.
	Give me a.
	Give me the fucking ass.
	Give me.
	Give me a fucking win nothing.
	You don't win nothing.
	You just wait until Baller Friday.
	Do you understand me?
	You just wait, all you trolls.
	Oh, you goddamn cyber vermin.
	You just wait until Baller Friday.
	I'm not done with you.
	You don't win shit.
	You don't wanna think.
	DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!
	The trolls don't win!
	Fucking fucker.
	You win!
	I'm going to win!
	I'm going to win!

Chapters

00:00:02 Let's Do This Shit
00:14:57 Stop The Eggplants
00:30:42 Negotiate With Trolls
00:47:56 Baguette Teeth Odds
01:02:41 Cheers To Mr JM
01:07:05 Beta Test Xbox Cucks
01:11:50 End This Crap Show
01:26:55 Secreting Mucus Now
01:36:08 I'm Still Standing
01:39:37 Quit Stalling Whore
01:44:24 Rick Flintes Takes Ass
01:46:44 Free Wi-Fi Please
01:53:50 Ten Thousand Dollar Chair
02:09:19 Street Fighter Gameplay
02:24:23 Spend Day On Gabe
02:37:39 Trade Food Points Now
02:41:00 Tub Guy Calls Again
02:56:24 End The Broadcast
03:10:22 Self Medicating With Scotch
03:14:17 Healthiest Alcohol Drink
03:27:05 Cuban Hand Rollers
03:39:36 Negotiate Against War
03:42:04 Anything Can Happen
03:45:10 Freaked Out By Emojis
03:50:51 Two Baguettes In Bag
04:01:38 Put Flakes In Bowl
04:05:43 Radio Graffiti Time
04:21:24 Bringing Up Old Shit
04:25:58 Mascot Squirrel Suit
04:30:13 Need Slaps Tonight
04:33:18 How Goddamn Dare You