Ghost hosts a chaotic broadcast where he defends his immigration policies and gaming choices against relentless trolls mocking his teeth, identity, and family. Amidst heated confrontations over alleged bestiality and hate speech, he promotes membership tiers while smoking cannabis and debating PC hardware. The stream devolves into rage as callers spam derogatory slurs and report devastating Alabama floods, prompting Ghost to threaten firing his engineer and ultimately declare the four-hour show a waste of time before refusing to proceed with planned segments. [Automatically generated summary]
That's right, it's Ghost, and I'm back for episode 29 of the Ghost Show.
Of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And I want to thank you all for tuning in with me once again.
Episode 29.
Ash Wednesday Ghost Confessions.
That's right, boys.
That's right.
It's Ash Wednesday Ghost Confessions in the house.
And I hope everybody out there is listening.
All right?
Because I'm telling you right now, it's going to be an interesting show, to say the least.
An interesting show, to say the least.
Good God.
That's right, folks.
Ash Wednesday Ghost Confessions.
And I hope everybody's ready.
Woo!
All right.
Episode 29.
Can you believe that 29 is in the house?
Oh, yeah.
Are you prepared?
Are you holy for this Ash Wednesday ghost confessions?
It's time for you to confess.
So what do you want to talk about?
All right.
All right.
Go ahead and take me off, Engineer.
Go ahead.
Take me off out here for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, what's going on?
Ghost on CPT.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
What the hell is that for Christ's sake?
Look, and for you idiots in the chat room, I'm not late, okay?
I always say I'm going to be on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday around 8:30-ish.
Trump sold out his base yet again when he continued to advocate for more immigrants to take our jobs.
Jesus, can you shut up?
This is an absolute lie.
This is an utter lie.
I just, I'm sick and tired of you stupid leftist.
I wouldn't be surprised if you're being paid by the DNC to post this trash.
All right, now shut up in the chat room.
I'm not late.
I always say I'm going to be on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday live around 8:30-ish, 8:30-ish p.m. Central Standard Time in the United States.
So don't be sitting here giving me crap.
All right?
After the last, I mean, after all the shows that you've been doing, man, can y'all just leave me alone here?
Look, it's an Ash Wednesday ghost confessions.
That means that we are going to be conducting ghost confessions later on in the broadcast, where you get to call in and confess whatever it is that you want to confess to Father Ghost, okay?
And look, I want everybody to take this serious.
So, all you people that are.
What is this, Lou Dobbs?
Have you seen this video showing Trump as a cut?
Just shut up.
You're a gut.
These are Democrat operatives, man.
Your name is Thomas Albin.
Don't dame it.
Shut up, all right?
Shut your mouth about that.
Disregard that.
Listen, these people are being freaking paid by the DNC.
Trebek first Albin.
Listen, don't talk about Alex Trebek, man.
That poor guy from Jeopardy.
He's been diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer.
This is what these trolls are laughing at.
They think it's a big joke.
Yeah, the guy from Jeopardy, man, stage 4 pancreatic cancer.
Unbelievable.
But he's, you know, of course, these are trolls out here that think it's a big joke.
Where is this?
D-Ray.
Increasing immigration is the one thing that can wipe out all the wage gains, all the employment gains for those blue-collar workers who switched parties to vote for him.
Come on, man.
Americans don't want these jobs.
Stocks are on a three-day losing streak, thanks in part to uncertainty in China control.
Here's the text-to-speech list.
133 points.
Stop donating here, right?
This is 3,000 Wednesday ghost confessions.
The NASDAQ was down 71 points to close at S&P, lost 18 points to close at 2,771.
Try to take my jobs for Christ.
I'll buy that for a dollar.
I came to ACI in San Antonio for some me time.
This is not funny, man.
Seriously.
I know that y'all thought it was cute.
I would have been meant to post bathhouse gay ass replies or reviews or whatever it is that you get yourself.
In my name, it's not funny anymore, man.
Seriously, it's not funny for Christ's sake.
183 years since Texas boned.
Go shove it up your ass.
If you're referring to Texas Independence Day that happened this weekend, shove it up your ass.
No amount of co-op.
How do you figure this?
This is all abstract bullshit.
Excuse me.
I had to say it for what it is.
Stop lying.
I want to talk real shit.
Real shit.
Do you know how these Democrats shit on Republicans?
And how Republicans shit on Democrats.
And people like you praise Trump.
Well, both parties suck and people like a shallow-minded dick sucker.
You all are absent-minded.
You're an absent-minded communist piece of trash.
Cancer for a thousand hours.
That's horrible, man.
The guy just came out and said he had stage four pancreatic cancer.
Hey, Ghost, I want you to call someone on your show during Ash Whedon's Day.
No, we're not, that's not.
We're not doing that.
Don't do that again.
No, we're not calling.
I'm not going to spoiler you on who it is.
I'm not calling nobody.
You're a piece of crap.
Fuck you, Dad.
You abused me.
Can you all just shove it up your ass with this crap that you people are trolling me with, all right?
Look, I'm going to update the ghost report, all right?
Just add it to your bookmarks, all right?
I got a lot of my plate, man.
I got a lot of my plate.
Texas floods next month, huh?
April showers, bring May flowers.
Is that what you suggested?
Beat Nick.
Shut up.
I'm not saying that disgusting name.
Look, everybody stop donating now so that we can understand what the hell's going to happen here later on in the broadcast.
All right?
Ash Wednesday Ghost Confessions.
We're going to be doing this later on in the broadcast where you're going to be able to call up and give your confessions.
And we're going to take this very seriously, folks.
And I want you to take it serious.
All right.
Hey, Engineer, do you got some kind of ghost confessions, Ash Wednesday music going on?
Well, go ahead and put it on, and we're going to go ahead and tell everybody this is what we're going to do later on the broadcast.
It's ghost confessions.
Go hold on, what is this?
Molested by Father Ghost?
Shove it up, your ass.
Put the damn music on, engineer.
Put it on.
Put it on right now.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Cancer for $1,000, Alex.
H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-O-M, that's harsh.
Oh, man, that's funnier than a lock-house.
Shut your ass.
Man, you trolls know how to make me laugh.
Question for the chat: Where can I buy a wheelchair with a box made of 1,200 pounds?
Ghost.
Ghost Confession.
But I thought Trump was building the wall.
How are we having a record of legal immigration?
Also, updated.
Shut up your ass.
It is Ash Wednesday.
Oh You all will be confessing your sins to Father Ghost later on in the broadcast.
Happy Ash O Wednesday.
You will be confessing your sins later on in the broadcast.
Just follow Ryan Gerdeski on Twitter to see for yourself.
You will be confessing all your sins to me today, Ash Wednesday, Ghost Confessions.
And I'd like for all of you to participate later on in the broadcast.
All right, get the damn thing off.
Turn it off.
All right, we're ready.
I'm sorry.
All right.
It was cool for there for a second.
We're going to be having ghost confessions later on in the broadcast, right before Radio Graffiti.
If we do get to Radio Graffiti, as you can see, look at this.
Eat ass Wednesday.
Listen, I'm not kidding around.
All right.
We're going to be taking your calls.
If you got something to confess, you just go ahead and confess it.
Everything's going to be all right for Christ's sake, with your grandchild.
What the hell is that supposed to be?
Can you, can you, whoever the hell that leave him alone, all right?
Leave him alone.
And I'm not a rabbi, all right?
I'm not rabbying it over here.
I mean, if I was rabbiing it, I'd be more like, hey, you know, what we're going to do now is we're going to talk about the Talmud.
That's what we're going to talk about.
We're going to talk about the contradictions within the contradictions.
I mean, I'm not doing that, all right?
So anyway, with that being said, now that we're going to have ghost confessions, now that we're, you know, gonna do whatever it is that you trolls want to do, I'm gonna go ahead and I tried to put an olive branch on the last broadcast, episode 28.
Of course, you know, you took a crap on it or used it for toilet paper or whatever the hell you sons of bitches did.
What I'd like for you all to do is I'm going to give you all another olive branch right now.
I'm going to give you all another olive branch.
Moving Past Lent00:12:12
Look, I'm going to try to go into the markets.
I may try to go in some things that I want to cover, but it never gets done.
It's never going to happen.
So what is it that you assholes want to talk about?
All right.
I mean, you all think you're trying to do my job with the damn text-to-speech lady and all this other crap.
I mean, what is it that you want to do?
What is it that you want to talk about?
Here, here's the olive branch.
All right.
Take it.
You've already ruined my show.
All right.
All the hundreds of thousands of people that used to listen to me for the financial insight and the political and social commentary that are just, I mean, they've already scattered out because they're tired of listening to the trolling and the cyberbullying that you people talk about Andrew Yang.
Andrew Yang can suck a wang.
All right.
I don't give a crap about Andrew Ding Dang lookalank of freaking Yang Bang Gang Bang.
I don't want to talk about that.
All right.
Andrew Yang is an idiot.
Are you talking about the asshole from New Jersey?
Is that what you're talking about?
Let me hurry this shit up so we can get to confessions.
Bitcoin is up.
Hey, communists for Trump.
No, no, that's not how it works.
Son of a bitch, it's not how it works.
12%.
EOS.
That's not how it works.
1.74%.
All right.
Son of a bitch.
That's not how it works.
Bitcoin cash is up 1.62%.
Finance coin is up 12.29%.
Tether is the best.
They're trying to take my job, man.
So that's why I'm saying, what do you want to talk about?
Here's D-Ray.
I want you to admit Trump has failed to control immigration and is selling us out.
He is not.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Talking about your wheelchair.
I don't have a wheelchair.
Trump, excuse me, has not sold us out.
He has not sold us out.
You're an asshole for saying.
You can't talk about crypto, but I know your wife prefers the gold standard.
Showers in it daily.
Shut up, lobster butt, you son of a freaking piece of crap.
The 2020 Democratic candidate, you know, who gives a crap about this guy?
I've never even heard of him.
I'd like the show to start two hours earlier.
Well, here's Eastern time.
I mean, listen, Donald Trump didn't sell anybody out.
He is fulfilling what he has said in the 2016 campaign.
All right.
He said that he wanted people to come into the country, but he wanted a process in which they could become in.
They could come in legally, legally, and under a merit system.
I mean, don't you understand?
There are a lot of jobs that are not being fulfilled right now.
What is this?
Press one if Ghost Sun is a fruity ass fruit bowl gay bastard.
Also, I didn't know Jews celebrated ashamed.
Shut up.
Shove it up, your ass.
Don't call me Ghostler, man.
Fat pear in a wheelchair.
Fat pear in a wheelchair.
Yeah, that's fresh.
All right, that's fresh.
And by the way, I don't understand why you people think that Donald Trump sold us out to Israel.
How is he selling us out to Israel?
Huh?
Because we put the embassy in Jerusalem?
Talk about how I do your show better than you.
CX in the chat.
And don't get CX can suck it.
CX can suck it.
Tron TRX is teaming up with Tether to make a TRC-20 Tether token.
Oh, great.
I don't think the markets have reacted to this news yet.
Well, that's good news.
I don't know if it's bad news.
I'm not even really understanding.
Shut up, ghost diddles, Greg.
You're an asshole for doing that.
Look, I don't want to see any CX crap.
I'm not even kidding, all right?
Your favorite Yu-Gi-Oh archetype, blue eyes, magicians, heroes?
Hey, that's for me to know and you to find out, all right?
I have an awesome offensive deck that takes people out before they're even thinking about the next move.
All right?
A killer deck, baby.
And you know what I've done?
Because you know, in these Yu-Gi-Oh matchups, at least if you're doing it in the underground, when you match up, all right, you literally take the other person's deck.
You know what I mean?
That's what I love about it.
I mean, I had, you know, these fucking guys that are looked at amongst gods in these goddamn comic book stores.
Hey, wait till they met old Ghost over here.
Chat, what are you giving up for Lent?
I'm giving up listening to Ghost.
See you mid-April.
Go shove it up your ass.
I'm not giving nothing up for Lent, okay?
My God doesn't give a crap.
All right, as a matter of fact, I'm going to crack one open for Lent.
How do you like that?
I'm going to start drinking beer.
How about that?
More beer!
How do you like that?
That's what I'm going to do for Lent.
Take your olive branch and stick it up your ass.
Oh, fuck.
The text-to-speech lent, yes, closing at $56.40 per barrel.
Good God.
Crude oil was up 27 cents to close at $66.26 per barrel of Brent crude.
Go shove it up your ass.
Whoever's doing the damn text-to-speech lady crap, I'm serious, man.
Shove it up your ass.
You're taking my job.
I'm sitting over here talking about how I'm a Yu-Gi-Oh! master and nobody even gives a crap.
I guess you people are, what, more worried about, I don't know, man.
You just, you see, I'm a master of defeating people face to face, you know?
I mean, I was an arcade king, baby.
You understand?
I used to go into the arcades and just take everybody and just own them.
You know, this was the day and age when you had to look at your opponent in the face.
You understand?
You know, I mean, I was kicking people's asses like it was no freaking big deal, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
I don't know.
Maybe I'm giving you guys a little bit too much insight into myself.
Anyway, let me go ahead and drink some goddamn beer up in here, for Christ's sake.
And I actually got myself a bigger glass because I don't think I'm drinking fast enough because you assholes have just continued to troll me.
You break me down sometimes, and I think that I'd have thicker skin if I was a little more drunk.
So did you molest the engineer in San Antonio?
Is that why you were relocated suddenly from Austin to San Jose?
Can you go shove it up your ass?
Oh, God, you're giving us an olive branch?
Is that code for something?
Did you use it?
It's code for friendship.
It's code for peace.
It's code for peace, you idiot.
Giving up teeth for Lent.
Look, I'm serious.
Stop talking about my teeth, man.
You goddamn meme magicians are going to make something happen.
And I'm going to hold you accountable for it if something happens to my teeth.
I'm not even kidding.
Do you play Guilty Gear?
What the hell is that?
It's a kind of bondage, you know, BDSM kind of, what is that?
Guilty gear?
What the hell is that?
Are you talking about Metal Gear?
You know, the original Metal Gear on Nintendo?
That was actually a pretty good game.
All right.
I used to play the original Nintendo.
All right.
Even though I haven't been gaming for about almost 20 years.
It doesn't matter.
All right.
I'm going to get me another beer and I'm going to pour it into the big ass glass.
And they were to get on with the broadcast.
Now, listen, it's an Ash Wednesday Ghost Confessions.
What is this, Dr. Holmes?
Hello, Mr. Albin.
Here's some Eno about your teeth.
What?
Paras carbonated, which makes it very acidic and harmful to teeth.
Acid in turn.
Stop talking about my teeth, man.
I'm not kidding around.
I'm not kidding around, man.
You guys are going to make something happen to my teeth, just like you idiots with the Ram Ranch fucking constant trolling.
Made the Cowboys meet the LA Rams and the goddamn playoffs and the Rams.
I mean, just stop.
Just stop.
Jesus Christ, man.
I don't want anything to happen to my teeth.
I like my teeth.
They're all my teeth.
But I know you.
I know you freaking troll terrorist memers, man.
Ghost has no more teeth.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right, listen.
All right.
I'll talk about whatever the hell you want to talk about.
You've taken over my show.
You trolled me.
You know, you're putting my name under bathhouse, gay bathhouse reviews.
You're putting my name in all kinds of things.
I mean, just what do you want to talk about, trolls?
Okay, you got me.
All right.
It's an Ash Wednesday ghost confessions.
All right.
I've got the olive branch.
I'm putting it right in your goddamn face.
What the hell do you want to talk about, for heaven's sake, man?
All right.
It's obvious you don't want to talk about the markets.
It's obvious that you don't want to talk about anything that's insightful politically, socially, or economically.
Those sound like dentures.
Are you shitting me?
They're not dentures, you son of a bitch.
They're not dentures.
All right.
Those are all my teeth.
Those are all my goddamn teeth, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Albin Eyes Crippled Dragon.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Albin Eyes Crippled Dragon.
I don't understand what the hell that means.
Crippled Dragon.
Are you talking about the Nintendo game Double Dragon?
That was also a pretty good game, as a matter of fact.
I kicked the crap out of that game.
Anyway, listen, I've already poured my beer.
All right.
It's an Ash Wednesday Ghost Confessions.
What do you trolls want to talk about?
I want to say cheers to everybody out there who is listening, who is listening to the broadcast.
All right.
I'm going to go ahead and take a chug of this.
And I do want to say cheers to the inner circle, man.
Very in-depth conversations.
I mean, unlike what we have, whatever this is.
All right.
Cheers to all you sons of bitches, man.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
All right.
And by the way, I salted the rim of the glass.
I salted my rim.
And the reason I salted my rim is because I heard that, you know, it can help with the belching.
You know, it could help with the belching.
So, you know, that's what I did.
And Captain Desi.
Hey, Ghost, did you hear that they finished the final Chevy Cruise in Lordstown?
No, I didn't.
I didn't realize that, man.
Really?
I didn't realize that.
And cheers to Captain Desi, by the way.
But yeah.
Yeah, this rim I got, it's real salty, man.
It's, you know, it makes things taste a little bit better, if you want my personal opinion.
Anyway.
Ah, good stuff.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
Thomas Albin, a coghost.
Oh, come on.
No, no.
Move past that.
Move past that, man.
Are you kidding me?
Come on.
Get it!
Get that crap out of here!
You're a son of a bitch.
Albin salty rim jobs, you assholes.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
You little sons of bitches, man.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
I mean, I'm trying.
I mean, this is an Ash Wednesday.
I'm trying to give an olive branch to you, sons of bitches.
You don't want it, and I don't get it.
All right, I don't get it.
Why don't you just stop?
All of you guys trolling, man.
Can't you just stop for just for a minute, all right?
All right.
Stop tickling your ass cracks and thinking that you're, you know, I don't know.
I don't know why you're doing this.
Just stop doing this, man.
Just stop doing it.
All right.
Just stop doing it.
That's all I'm saying.
Just stop doing it.
All right.
I think we're at a calm level here.
All right.
Now, listen, I don't know what it is that you people want to talk about.
Nintendo Power Glove Rage00:02:23
I guess people in the chat room are suggesting that I talk a little bit about Nintendo because I brought it up a couple of times.
Look, I got the Nintendo.
I was probably one of the first people, at least in my subdivision.
I don't know about the city.
I know other people were, you know, they were lining up for it at the time.
But I remember getting the Nintendo and everybody in the block came over and was just looking at it and just being like, and wow of it.
Because prior to that, what did we have?
We have the Atari, which, look, I know there's a lot of Atari lovers out there.
I know that people are like, oh my God, it's a classic.
I mean, the Atari sucked, man.
All right.
It really sucked.
I'm sorry.
I know some of you guys are Commodore Atari guys.
And it was all right.
All right.
I mean, it was like it could pass time.
It was nothing like what Nintendo brought to the gaming world.
And I bought everything that Nintendo had at the time.
You name it.
I had it.
I'm talking about the power glove.
Man, that power glove in 1987.
What is this?
We will not stop doxing you, suck it bitch.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Anyway, I bought the power glove, man.
The power glove in like 1980s dollars was at least over, like, I think it was $110.
I bought the power pad.
I bought the, you know, the joystick controller.
I bought everything, man.
I bought everything.
And then the power glove did suck.
The only reason I bought it because I liked Mike Tyson's punch out.
And Mike Tyson's punch-out was actually pretty good.
You know, these are pretty good stuff.
So anyway, just anyway, I want to be honest with you.
When Nintendo transitioned to Super Nintendo, I couldn't have been more disappointed.
I thought Super Nintendo sucked the chrome up of a 57 Chevy bumper, man.
I couldn't believe what Nintendo did to its fans.
And then after that, I became a devout Sega fan.
Got the Sega Genesis.
Got all the Sega, every Sega system.
Gunman live action coming out.
Oi Yay, whatever the hell that is.
I'd buy that for a hey ghost.
You might as well do a face reveal before Mueller parades you in front of the media for treason for supporting the Russian puppet Trump.
Shut the fuck.
Shut up, you asshole.
That's not even funny.
Sega Saturn vs PlayStation00:06:48
All right.
That's not even funny.
Whoever donated that, you're a son of a bitch.
That's not even funny.
All right.
But anyway, I loved the Sega Genesis.
I got the Sega Saturn.
I got, you name it.
I mean, there were some pretty good games, you know, gaming systems out there.
And the last gaming system, I also have the Neo Geo.
I bought a couple other gaming systems I don't want to talk about.
But either way, the last gaming system I ever bought was a Sega Dreamcast.
And I'm telling you right now, man, that was one of the most underrated gaming systems that have ever been put out.
Why are there so many wage slaves with Stockholm Syndrome for their corporate masters?
What are you talking about?
UBI wouldn't just give you a little spending money.
It would put power in the hands of wage earners to literally just quit jobs if they are treated badly.
Great.
All right.
Great.
You know, that's the thing.
You're at will to work.
If you don't want to work, then go and do something.
Let's talk about counter economics and how entrepreneurs and consumers exchanging using currencies the state cannot possibly regulate will eventually lead to the destruction of central banks and the government.
Well, that's what I hope people understood about cryptocurrency.
I don't mean to get off, but Filthy Heretic has got a point.
Cryptocurrency is beyond the reach of the central banks, which produce the world's fiat currency.
If you do a Google search, how much money there is in the world, I think there's an estimate of about $75 trillion of fiat currency circulating the world.
And the thing about that is you divide that $75 trillion in fiat into what 7.8 billion people that's on the world.
That's not, you know, that's not a lot of money if you break it down in those mathematics.
That's why there's a demand for money.
There's a demand for a separate currency of exchange of goods and services, and that's where cryptocurrency comes in.
You understand?
Why do you hate the Super Nintendo Ghostler?
Because it sucked, dude.
It sucked.
It was a disappointment.
I thought it was going to be a lot better than it did.
He will be remembered fondly for all the war crimes he committed in Vietnam in lieu of flowers sent donations to A.
Oh, my God.
Saturn's for cucks.
Metal Gear Solid beats everything on.
I don't know what the hell that means.
Saturn's for Cucks.
You're talking about the Sega Saturn?
The Sega Saturn I thought was ahead of its time as well.
I mean, you young people don't know, man.
You young people don't know.
I was around in arcades when the only thing that you had to play was pinball.
All right, so give me a break.
Jesus Christ.
And skeeball, too.
Have y'all already grown out of that skeeball?
What's your opinion on PlayStation and Xbox?
Okay, I'll tell you the honest truth, okay?
I played a PlayStation back in, I guess, 90, I would say 96, I guess.
97 is when the PlayStation came out.
And I was pretty amazed by the PlayStation.
I didn't get it.
I didn't purchase it because it was Sony.
It was their first, you know, gaming system.
You know, everybody who had been a, you know, anybody who's been consuming the gaming situation at that time were a little apprehensive on, you know, what is Sony doing?
But I remember playing Taken, I think it was.
And I was like, whoa, this is pretty good graphics for the time.
Soy Mary Cohn.
Soy Mary Cohn.
What the hell does that mean?
Soy Mary Cohn.
What the hell are you talking about, man?
But I thought the Super Nintendo was a disappointment.
And the reason was, was because, you know, these games that were put out during the first Nintendo and how they were able to make the minimal graphic work.
Trump, Ivanka, and Kushner's mission is to displace American workers by blowing the caps on H1 and H2 visas, enriching corporations and reducing Americans' wages.
God, what are you talking about, man?
We're at the peak right now of, what is it, 5.6 million jobs that have been created during the Trump administration.
Two years.
5.6 million new jobs.
Okay?
And there's more jobs available.
There's more jobs available.
And they're vacant.
Thomas Albin committed friendly fire in Vietnam.
Got court martial arts.
Shut the fuck up.
Can you shut up?
Leave that guy alone, too, all right?
Good God.
But I don't understand what you guys are talking about, Trump, man.
Stop it with this crap, all right?
F and boomer, the future is now, old man.
Tunnel snakes.
Yeah, all right, whatever, mudkip.
If the future is now, why are you using a freaking meme that was like, you know, popular in 2008 and 2009, you jag off?
How you're trying to rekindle your old fagship, huh?
Go shoving up your wannabe 4chan 11-ass.
Get out of here.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm just sitting over here trying to do a show.
And here I'm getting just, I mean, this is what I'm saying, folks.
I mean, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Anyway, what about Nintendo 64?
Somebody said in the chat room, okay?
Nintendo 64, the graphics were good.
The game sucked.
I didn't buy it.
I just, you know, new people had it.
The game sucked.
What is this?
The H1 V Sas will depress the economy and cause further depression of the.
All right.
Whatever, you idiot.
All right.
5.6 million new jobs have been created, you jerk dick.
All right.
Sit there and shut up.
All right?
I buy that.
And here's Pope Francis.
Happy Ash Friday, Tommy.
Can you all shut up?
All right, that's enough.
Let's go.
Like I said, Nintendo 64 was good graphics, but the game sucked.
The only game that I thought was nice was Mario Kart.
I mean, that's what makes Nintendo 64 legendary, right?
Mario Kart.
That's about it.
All right.
Gaming Tutor Dilemma00:15:35
What about the Dreamcast?
I always thought it was underrated.
That's what I've said.
Can't be user.
I just said that.
That's the last gaming system I ever purchased was the Sega Dreamcast.
What about the 3DO?
3DO?
I didn't see that.
I don't think I had that 3D.
Oh, you're talking about that 3D stuff that Sega put out?
Are you talking about that?
I don't know what it was.
You see, y'all got me reminiscing about stuff that I used to do about 30, 40 years ago.
And it's just, it is what it is.
All right.
All right.
Now, look.
What is this?
VRPC Master is a great game.
VR chat.
Look, I'm trying to get a VR chat.
Look, I paused on getting a computer because I was about to get a computer that was all high in on the processor speed and had a lot of gigabytes of RAM and all that crap.
But I underestimated the graphics card.
I mean, I understand that you need a graphics card that's big time, like the 2080 TI NVIDIA.
You know, and the fucking graphics card itself costs about $800, $900.
So instead of building a computer, I know there's a bunch of jerk-offs out there that are clowning me because I don't want to build my own computer because I ain't got the time to do it.
Not to mention, you know, these graphics cards, depending on what kind of motherboard you have, have a hard time lining up the pins on some of these sophisticated motherboards, or excuse me, all these sophisticated graphics cards on these motherboards.
It's hard to match up the pins.
And you're shit out of luck if you can't match it up, man.
I mean, so there's just a bunch of side effects.
I want it pre-built.
Now, I was looking at a PC and I was almost about to pull the trigger on this, but many people in the inner circle were suggesting that it's just way too much money.
Now, it was the Corsair 180, I believe it was called.
Now, Corsair, of course, you know, makes computer parts.
This is their all-in-one package in which they combined, you know, i9, 8-core, I think it's 64 gigabytes of RAM, the 2080 TI, all this crap, into this really small box.
What is this?
Thomas Albin, aka Ghost Rush, shut up with the Thomas Alban!
Shut up!
I'll show you how to get it friendly fire.
Stupid asshole.
Now, listen, the reason I was going to buy it is because it had everything that I've been looking for.
It's supposed to be the, you know, man, I love these self-donations.
Go shove it up your ass, man.
That it was going to be a decent build.
But the PC itself, you know, now, what I'm paying for, from what I understand with the Corsier 180, is that I'm paying for its proprietary convection cooling system because all that combined in such a small box.
It's a very, very small box.
I mean, it's almost unbelievable.
It looks like a mini baby fucking tower.
It's just pathetic.
Now, it's got this new convection cooling technology, which is supposed to cool up all the compact 280 or 2080 Ti and the nine cores.
What is this?
Branding criticism of Israel as automatic, anti-Semitic.
Come on, man.
Stop.
Can y'all stop with saying that Trump sold us out to Israel and all this other garbage?
Now, anyway, the reason I didn't buy this one is because just the freaking tower alone, the Corsier 180, and it's got everything you want.
I mean, it's all VR ready, everything, but you're just buying the box.
$3,500 just for the box.
Just for the box.
I personally like the Intel Xeons over their i7, i9s, especially when it comes to serious rendering and video editing.
The Xeons are usually two years ahead of their i7, i9 counterparts.
Yeah, but Xeons, aren't you adding like another two grand or something or maybe even more, depending on which variant of Xeon you're talking about to the computer?
Are you kidding me, man?
I mean, calm down, man.
I just want something that I can buy.
And look, now look, I didn't pull the trigger on the Corsair because it was $3,500 just for the box, you know?
So, I mean, started looking elsewhere.
I'm looking at Alienware.
I'm looking at Alienware.
What is this?
I want you to read this article and tell me exactly why this man is wrong because he did his research to prove why Trump is a seller.
I'm not reading no goddamn Breitbart article.
I mean, Breitbart doesn't even like Trump anymore.
You might as well post Huffington Post at this point with Breitbart.
All right, sit there and shut up, D-Ray.
All right, shove it up your ass.
Anyway, I'm thinking about an Alienware pre-built situation with the same hookups, but I'm going to add the, you know, the, what is it, that 40-something-inch screen that has the bent curve on it.
And, you know, I got to get the gaming, I guess, the new gaming mouses and the gaming keyboards.
Because I want to get ready for this.
All right.
All right.
Why are people laughing at me about the Alienware thing?
All right.
I understand that I may be paying a little bit of a surcharge for the branding and, you know, it does come in a cool box.
I don't have time.
If you believe Ghost is Thomas Lincoln, can you shut the fuck out of Ghost?
Shut this crap up, man.
Shut up.
All right, shut your mouth.
Anyway, listen, I just want to get the best of the best, okay?
Because I don't want to have any kind of delay.
I heard that when you're gaming, you have to be up to the freaking millisecond when it comes to, you know, playing these games.
And I'm going to go to training.
Get a pre-built Cyber Power or IBuyPower and upgrade.
Don't get above 1080T.
VRChat isn't compatible with higher cards ATM.
i play vr chat and i know all about it yeah but infamous hold on just a second Hold on, go ahead.
My current build uses a pair of Xeon 32GB.
Hold on.
My current build uses a pair of Xeon E5640 with 32GB of ECC DDR3, and it's held on well for the past nine years, only needing the upgrade the graphics card every few years.
Well, I want the best of the best.
I'm Jewishel.
You son of a bad.
Shut up, man.
But Ghost, can it play children's card games?
Shut up.
All right.
Are you talking about the Yu-Gi-Oh thing?
Shut up, alright?
Shut your mouth.
Now, look, the reason I want to get the state-of-the-art stuff right now is because I want to be on VR.
All right.
I want VR.
I want to go the, you know, I want to be in the new games.
And moreover, OBS, which is the software I use to stream on right now, has already done some updates in its software to be integrated with NVIDIA hardware that's over, I guess the later cards, like the 2080 Ti, they're able to run at a certain bit rate to be able to not only stream, but to also be able to play the game while streaming.
And up to now, you would either have to do a dual computer stream to game and stream.
Ghost, I hope you get Train Simulator.
It's a really useful game for all socialists.
Train Simulator?
Are you kidding?
Just shut up, all right?
But anyway, I want to do the game stream and the stream.
What the hell is this?
Thomas, like his ancestor.
Shut up, man.
Sam Justeen.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Here's Bakush.
My second Cyber Power or IBuyPower pre-builts.
If you are not going to DIY, they have builds with enthusiast-grade components, all different price levels.
I want to be better with overpriced alienware browsers.
I've researched them, man.
They only come with like i7s and i5s.
And the reason I want to go to, you know, i9, 8 core is because, I mean, that's probably the best, you know, pro-sumer gaming situation.
I don't know.
I just, I want the best of the best.
That's all, all right?
And I just want to know that if I'm going to get it, I'm going to blow all this cash on it, that, you know, it's going to be able to last for a couple of years, you know?
So I'm just saying.
I mean, I'm not kidding.
I'm going to go into training.
I'm going to hire one of these kids out here that know how to play.
Thomas Albin, aka Ghost, is a kid to sex with them like that.
He doesn't have to be able to do that.
Shut up.
Anyway, I'm going to get me a gaming tutor.
Okay.
I'm going to get me a gaming tutor going on.
And, you know, we're going to get down, man.
I'm going to challenge the best of the best.
All right.
I'm not kidding.
You think it's funny, man.
I'm an OG gamer.
I told you about my past.
I've told you, man.
Nintendo.
Sega Genesis, man.
All right?
Trump first, ghost next.
Dabbing on boomers that lost their legs in Vietnam.
Go shove it up your ass, all right?
What is this?
To all you morons calling ghost Thomas Albin, all it takes is a quick search to know that's BS.
Go ahead and do it right now.
It'll be obvious that Thomas Albin isn't ghost, but is actually engineer.
You got confused as to who the true talent is.
Can you all just stop with that crap and who cares?
All right, how about that?
How about that?
Who cares?
Don't jump the gun too soon.
Biggest mistake I made when first started gaming.
Well, I just want to start gaming.
Look, I want to get a gaming tutor.
And look, people are laughing in the chat room saying that, you know, haha, a gaming tutor?
What a fruit ball, ghost.
Are you kidding me, man?
That's the new up-and-coming job right now.
Buy a Mac, they just work.
PC suck.
Mac, man, Macintosh sucks, dude.
I'm sorry.
I've had a Mac and it really sucks.
All right, it sucks, and not to mention what they do is just because all the, hold on just a second.
Ghost, if you really want a computer to be state-of-the-art, then wait for Third Gen Ryzen later this year.
First seven nanometers CPU on the market while Intel is still at 10 nanometers die technology.
Yeah, but I mean, I want to start gaming now.
I want to start gaming now.
PC should last for at least a decade.
I've had my iBuyPower machine since 2012, and it's still running strong.
Hey, thank you very much, Captain Desi.
I appreciate it.
But look, the reason that Apple is overpriced crap is because just because it's all calibrated, like all the parts work together because they were all manufactured by Apple, they're able to get away with putting in computers with lower megahertz on their processor speeds, lower gigabytes of RAM, lower everything because everything is calibrated.
And then they put this ridiculous price on all everything that has anything to do with Apple.
They put this ridiculous price on it.
And look, you've got to give Apple their credit.
They, you know, they got a good brand.
I mean, what did Steve Jobs say?
You got to build culture to build a long-term brand that'll buy more than the product.
Hey, Tom Albin, Harry Potter again.
I learned a new spell that will let any women jump.
Shut the hell up, man.
How about that on myself, Daddy?
I cry for a dollar.
What's your opinion on EOS?
People said it looks promising, but I want confirmation.
Are you talking about the freaking cryptocurrency EOS?
I think it's a big nothing burger.
All right.
Remember, their big hype was supposed to be last summer, right?
The summer of 2000 and not even 2018, 2017, right?
And then when it got there, it was a big nothing burger.
Remember, EOS went from, what was it, 40, 30 cents, all the way up to about $20 up until that hype.
And then once they, you know, put their main net on, it sucked.
All right, it sucked.
So I don't know.
I mean, in my opinion, EOS, you know, I don't, I'm not holding it.
I sold my share or my cryptos after that.
How far did you shove your cock in your granny's old wet asshole?
Did you come in hire?
Shut the hell up, man.
It's Ash Wednesday ghost confessions, man.
Can't you all just stop, man?
Is that what you trolls want to talk about?
This little trolly crap?
All right?
Now, like I said, people are laughing that I'm going to get a gaming tutor.
I'm going to get a gaming tutor, man.
I'm not kidding.
Look it up right now on Google, man.
It's the hottest new thing right now.
If you're badass at gaming, it's a peak.
The Soviet Union was an industrial powerhouse capable of, hold on, I didn't read what'd you say?
Capable of rivaling the U.S. economy.
All this, despite that, unlike the U.S., the U.S. SR did not build its economy through indigenous genocide.
Shut up, Alice.
Gold has gone down by 0.01%.
Now at $1,627.50.
Cyber has gone up by 0.13%.
Now at $15.11.
Platinum has gone down by 0.08%.
Now at 827,000, man.
And all you people that try to get out of it.
This is just $4.4%.
Now at $1,493.
And copper has gone up.
I'm already talking about what you people want to talk about.
$2.93.
I'm already talking about what you people want to talk about.
What else is your goddamn problem?
All right?
Good God, man.
And look, people are still laughing.
Look, I'm not joking.
Am I an idiot for getting a gaming tutor?
I mean, that's the next thing, man.
I mean, there are already tutors for Fortnite, man.
If you're a badass Fortnite son of a bitch, you know, you can be a tutor for Fortnite, man.
So I'm telling you right now, I'm hiring the best of the best.
And we're going to do some gaming.
And let me tell you, I'm going to challenge the best of the best.
All right?
Anytime.
Just give me some time.
How much do you want to bet most of the trolls are whacking their Peter Popper wishing they were a capitalist like you?
But in reality, likely live in their mom's basement and have a liberal arts degree without a job.
Now, Can's abuser, I'm sure that some of them.
I have a confession.
Hiring Fortnite Tutors00:02:14
I've been a bad girl.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Look at this.
This freak.
Listen, some of them are probably like that.
Cyber power, click on gaming PCs at the top.
Use the filter on the left for I-9 and GPU you want.
Plenty of pre-builts with I-99900K.
If less RAM than you want, you can upgrade that when customizing the build.
Same thing probably for iBuyPower.
Yeah, but Baca, you're not understanding, okay?
If I pay, if I go through Alienware, which of course the parent company of Alienware is Dell, I'll be able to have like three or four years of like warranty on it.
You know what I'm saying?
And I could be able to sue somebody.
He just called you out on his show.
Basically, said why people pay to interact with you.
Just to kick your ass.
Who's that?
I've got a friend named Tony, man.
Actually, his name's Fat Tuna.
You know, I haven't brought him up here in a while because he doesn't like being trolled.
He's a big brash Italian son of a bitch, but maybe we'll bring him up on Baller Friday.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Press B if Tom is a shut the hell up, you freaking son of a bitch.
All right.
Now, look, that's the only reason why I'm considering going Alienware.
Why are people laughing at me for going Alienware, man?
What are you talking about, man?
I mean, it's got everything.
It's everything's there.
Everything's there, man.
You know, VR ready.
You know, I mean, I'm even going to add on the VR, the VR HTCV, Vibe, or Vive, or whatever the hell it's called.
Not even kidding, man.
I want to create my own virtual world so that maybe, you know, some of you sons of bitches can come along and kick back in my virtual bar, boy.
Huh?
That'd be awesome, baby.
Kick back at our virtual bar, baby.
We both, you know, playing some badass tunes.
And, you know, what's going on to Mike Hawk for the two bucks, man?
Thank you very much.
But like I said, if the gaming system sucks or if the PC build sucks, I got somebody to sue if it sucks.
Illegal Support Arguments00:16:03
You know what I mean?
Notice how Ghost never denies the claim that he's Thomas.
Can you shut up?
Who cares?
Who cares?
And shut up.
All right, shut up, man.
I'm just saying.
I mean, you know, it's got everything in there.
2080 TI, baby.
All right, talking I-9, 8-core, 64 gigs of grand.
Confirmed Ghost supports illegal aliens.
Roller ghost, what are you talking about?
I don't support illegal aliens.
Is that what y'all want to talk about?
Y'all want to talk about that support illegal?
I don't support illegal immigration.
All right.
I don't.
All right.
You Intel bag.
Intel has got the best processors.
I know you AMD lovers are, you know, you know, AMD.
You know, I get it.
It's a loyalty thing.
You're anti-the-man.
You know, Intel's always been the dominant chip maker.
I get it.
But let's be honest, man.
When a company makes chips for that long, they got to know what they're fucking doing.
And to be honest with you, I personally believe that Intel has made the better chips.
I've worked on both processors, and in my opinion, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, it's my opinion.
You people can sit there and call me an idiot.
I really don't give a crap.
All right.
You know, first of all, I don't condone illegal immigration.
But unfortunately, folks, since George Bush Jr. and Barack Obama, both these administrations, both Republican and Democrat, they allowed illegal immigrants to come in like it was no big deal.
I mean, the protection that we're putting on our border right now, that's why all these people are freaking out.
Because it's unprecedented.
Ghost is a noob.
And that's not how you even spell noob, you idiot.
It's N-O-O-B.
Stupid jerk it.
You're the noob.
You're the noob.
Subscribe to Pootie Pie.
I got shut that pootie pie.
I got shut up with the pootie pie, all right?
But anyway, like I was saying, these two administrations.
Here's Sonic the Hedgehog.
Tony is live right now doing a show.
He has an hour left.
Who gives a crap?
I mean, who cares?
All right.
All right, go tell him to shove a meatball up his hole.
All right.
Nobody gives a crap.
Either way, Caroline for confessions.
Anyway, like I was saying here, Toothless Albin.
Toothless Albin support Drump's disastrous presidency sad.
Drump will go 2020 hash young 2020 hashtags.
Donald Trump is one of the greatest presidents in American history.
He's a modern-day George Washington.
Build the wall.
We're starting to build the wall.
We're building it now.
Good God, man.
Good.
I mean, you people.
Tiss.
Was his dad?
Tiss.
Ghost, what are you dead or something?
What?
What are you a ghost or something?
Tiss, tiss.
Someone better call the Ghostbusters or something.
What the hell are you talking?
I have no idea what the hell that was supposed to mean for Christ's sake.
Alex's pancreatic jeopardy.
That's horrible for two bucks, man.
That's horrible.
I mean, listen.
I'm tired of you people.
Buy that for a dollar.
The inner albinel.
Shut up with the freaking albin names, man.
I'm not joking.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
Used office lady panties.
What does that mean in office lady panties?
What the hell does that mean?
I don't even know what the hell that means.
I don't even know what the hell that means, office lady panties.
I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
Like a secretary?
You know, like somebody who does the typing and all that crap?
I have no idea, man.
I have no goddamn idea.
Anyway, let me take a sip of this beer here.
Come to Abilene.
Shut the hell up, man.
I'm not joking.
Shut your mouth.
Shut up.
Toothless gaming.
Ghost is in The Ghost of Albin's Teeth.
Fucking sons of bitches.
If something happens to my teeth, man, y'all are in some serious trouble, man.
All right, I'm not even kidding around.
You're in some serious damn trouble.
I would kick your ass in any bar, you gamer noob.
Your hands are too fast.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, whatever, boy.
Are you kidding me?
Whatever.
Where's my email for the inner circle?
Hey, I gave it to you.
I gave it to the email, and I'm glad you said that.
I gave it to the email that you donate with.
Unfortunately, that link's expired.
Remember the Albano?
That link expired, but I'll email it again because I know that you were supposed to be in the inner circle because you did the 325, but for whatever reason, you didn't get it.
So I'm emailing the email that you're using to donate.
It matters to all of us to know who is the man behind the mask.
No, shut up.
Shut your mouth first of all.
Everybody, shut up.
Everybody, shut up.
All right?
How is Templeton?
He's eating his food right now, you son of a bitch.
Illegal alienware.
Illegal alienware.
Is that what y'all are going to call me now?
Because I'm going to possibly hear and pull the trigger and possibly buy an alienware PC for Christ's sake.
I mean, seriously.
All right?
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
Illegal alienware, man.
What's your trolls' problems, man?
Seriously, man.
Good God.
Give me another drink of the beer, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Can't wait to 15-0 you on Guardian with my B.R. Thomas.
What?
MS-DOS-looking weenie.
MS-DOS-looking weenie.
Just go shove it up your ass, all right?
All right, everybody, just shut up, all right?
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
Ghost granny pant.
Everybody just shut the hell up, all right?
Stop destroying the immersion trolls.
I want ghosts to remain anonymous.
I don't even know what these people are talking about, man.
All right?
I don't even know what these people are talking about, but everybody just better calm their asses down already, all right?
Everybody just calm their asses down.
Jesus Christ, maybe I should just get a Chromebook, somebody said in the chat.
Yeah, maybe I'll just get a Chromebook and see how I can do gaming with that, huh?
Get a Chromebook going on.
Maybe I can broadcast from my Chromebook.
You know?
Jesus Christ.
This is not getting me drunk fast enough, man.
Look, for all those that don't know, later on in the broadcast, even though these people are being a bunch of jerks tonight, I want to be honest with you.
A fence is not a wall.
You guys are being a bunch of jerks tonight, and I really don't appreciate it.
I don't appreciate it one bit.
Look at this.
Look, you guys are being a bunch of jerks, okay?
We're almost into a full hour of this broadcast.
And I just want to remind everybody: if you idiots just don't just, If you just don't piss me off enough, if you just don't piss me off enough, no one wants you to play on PC.
You probably just stream Minecraft for you, 12-year-old army.
No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not buying Minecraft.
Build a virtual semblance.
Shut up.
No one's lame as Albino One's cuck, as Albino One's.
Shut up.
Everybody just shut up.
You guys are making dicks tonight.
Shot a pure cut.
Any Tom, Dick, or Stanley?
Happy Ash Wednesday, you check.
Yeah, y'all are making this a great Ash Wednesday.
I'll tell you that.
Y'all are making a great Ash Wednesday.
We support illegal immigration from China.
Chinese women are cleaner, STD-free.
What are you talking about?
There's not that many of them anonymous.
Also, they don't have cocaine shoved up there.
Hey, hey, Anonymous, there's not that many Chinese women available.
Remember the one-child policy.
Go sound scared.
I'm not scared.
What are you talking about, man?
Take a whiff of that, huh?
Nasty chicken grease, corn oil, and cream beef, bitch.
All right?
UK urged to offer accepted Brexit plan.
Corbin reaches out to Brexit compromise.
U.S. Senator, Air Force officer raped me.
Zuckerberg pledges privacy-focused Facebook.
Trump dealt blows.
Stop trying to do my job.
Oh, my God.
You're my goddamn freaking.
I mean, I'm sorry, folks.
These people are making me belch.
i don't mean to be so rude to be belching and stuff but these people are these people are making me belch you know all right I'd buy that for a dollar.
I got no email in my inner camera.
What are you talking about?
You want me to?
Well.
I'll email it again, okay?
And I'll even carve and copy the email that I sent you again, and then we'll hook it up.
All right.
I mean, let me give me some time.
We're expecting you.
You never came in, so, etc., etc.
So don't worry about it, all right?
Don't worry.
We'll hook you up, Infamous.
I got you.
I got you, man.
All right.
I'll do the email again, and we'll hook it up.
And shut up in the chat room.
All right.
Infamous is a part of the inner circle now, and we'd like to bring him in.
And I'd like to have the inner circle come in and, you know, have it.
You know, we all meet each other.
You know, we're like this, you know, the inner circle.
We're close.
All right, asshole, shut up.
The inner circle, they're my friends.
They're my family, you asshole.
I'd buy that.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Please look up Restore the Magic to sign the petition to release the director's cut of Thomas and the Magic Railroad.
What?
Also, Sam Wilkinson broke a bunch of models and stole Farquahar.
Give it back, cuss.
Man, can you all just shove it up your ass, please, man?
Women get ugly after puberty.
What?
What kind of a sick statement was that, Templeton starving?
What the what kind of a sick crap is that?
What kind of sick garbage was that?
You need to be watched by your local vice squad after that.
I'm not even kidding.
All right, you need to be looked at if your local vice squad.
Huawei has filed a lawsuit against the U.S. government over a ban that restricts government agencies from using its estatement.
The firm said the U.S. Congress has failed to produce any evidence to support its restrictions.
Stop doing my job!
I thought there was a question there!
Albin's inner soikle?
Fuck you, asshole, all right?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Catfished for 325.
Look!
I'm gonna email him!
Shut up!
All of you, shut the hell up!
You got them!
Son of a bitch!
Shut up!
Ah, damn it!
I'm sick of you trolls already, alright?
It's Ash Wednesday!
It's Ash Wednesday!
This show's boring.
Shove it up, your ass, man!
Have a little bit of heart.
It's Ash Wednesday!
Son of a bitch.
I mean, don't you understand, man?
Look, I'm warning you.
I'm warning you right now.
You sons of bitches make me pissed off.
We may not even have a ghost confession, let alone radio goddamn graffiti.
All right?
I'm not joking.
And I'm talking to all of you sacks of crap that are out there that are listening to this, alright?
Shut up in the chat room.
All of you in the chat room, stop flapping your fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard and listen to me.
Listen to me.
It's Ash Wednesday ghost confessions, you asshole.
I'm talking about whatever you want to talk about.
I'M TALKING ABOUT WHATEVER YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT!
AND YOU PEOPLE ARE STILL, YOU PEOPLE ARE STILL JERKS, MAN!
Albus porn collection.
I don't have a porn collection.
Shut up.
And I'm not this Alvin character.
Shut up.
End the show, Hambone.
End the sh.
God damn it.
Shut up.
350 bucks equals 10 steps towards my buck.
Man, you guys are assholes, man.
I'm not even choking around, man.
You guys are assholes today, man.
It's an Ash Wednesday ghost confessions, man.
Oh, God, man.
I'm not letting you people bug me.
I'm not letting you stupid, dumb internet people get to me, man.
Thomas Halbone.
I'm not letting you trolls get to me.
I'm not letting you do it, man.
Sam Hambonio man, aged 102, has been confirmed to be funding ISIS.
Oh, jeez.
When approached by the San Antonio PD, the man who is known as Ghost opened fire upon police.
No, shut up, man.
All right, because John Templeton was killed.
God.
Press P to pay respects.
Listen, I've given you trolls an olive branch.
I've given you trolls an olive branch, and I've said today, I'm going to talk about whatever you want to talk about.
I want to talk about whatever you want to talk about, man.
Can abuser.
Jesus Christ, man.
End the show, you bitch.
I've got your bitch.
You son of a bitch.
I've got your, and shut up, can't abuse her.
I don't know what the hell you just said, man, but something about Albany McLinkton.
Shut up.
I've got your bitch.
Good God, man.
I gotta.
I gotta drink some more beer.
I can't help it, man.
I need some more beer.
I need some more beer, man.
Oh, my God.
End the show, you cuck!
Shut up.
I'm not a cuck.
You're a cuck.
You're a cuck of a cuck, you son of a bitch.
You're the kind of son of a bitch that was sitting there, listening under that crack under the door while your mommy was getting banged by every Tom Dick and Harry she met at Applebee's, you sack of crap.
325 for Albin Budkaki Shut up, man!
YouTube Liars and Slander00:14:54
All of you just shut the hell up.
Or we're not gonna have cap or ghost confessions.
I'm sorry, we're not gonna have ghost confessions.
We're not gonna have radio graffiti, man.
Did you just confess to being into bestiality, Albin?
You said you got our bitch.
Shut up, man.
I'm not gonna.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
I need some more beer, man.
I need some.
What is this, Jackler?
That's all you have ever been.
A dirty bitch for us, trolls.
You're a s.
Doing nothing but parading your ass out in public for a.
Shut up, man.
I'm not a whore.
That's right.
Dance for me, ghosts.
I dance for the Almighty Ghost.
Shut it fucking.
I'm not a whore.
Ah!
Fuck it!
Son of a bitch!
Ah!
Son of a bitch!
You son of a bitch!
Shut up!
All of you, trolls, just shut up!
All of you, just shut up, all of you, man.
I'm tired of you, man.
I'm tired of you, man.
Oh, shut up, man.
I need some more beer.
I can't help it, man.
I need to get it.
I need to get some more beer, man.
That's the only way I can pallet this crap.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
R. Kelly!
Ghost, please help me out here, man.
I am fighting for my life against all my haters, just like you.
Send me all your donations to help me with my.
Shut up, R. Kelly.
Man, come on, man.
Come on, you sick man.
Why did you call that person a faggot last week?
You will be ready.
Shut up!
I didn't say no!
I didn't say that!
I said bag it!
I said bag it!
Joining the inner circle was the best thing I have ever done in the past.
What?
It helped me learn that ghost is a great Niger that tries to imitate Alex Jones.
That's not the real Teutonic Blank.
Shut up!
Amy Daly's severed penis.
Shut up!
That's not the real freaking tonic, Blank.
Shut up!
Hail Drunkler, you asshole!
Hail Trunkler!
Fuck you, man!
I said bag it!
You assholes in the chat group, shut up!
I said bag it!
I said Mrs. Ghost was making some baggage!
I could smell the bag itch!
I said bag it!
Bag it!
Bag it!
That's what the hell I said, so shut up!
All of you, just shut up.
That's a false indictment.
You people are lying.
You're liars!
You're liars, all of you.
You're liars!
Give me my freaking beer, man.
Man, most of the salt is gone from my rim, man.
Most of the salt is gone from my rim, man.
End the show, bitch.
God damn it!
I've got your bitch!
I've got your bitch!
We have CrossDereo, Odd Eyes Magician.
Shut up, Jackler!
Hand Hanzo, Ronaldo!
No!
Don't bring forward!
Shout out to my show, Jackler, you bastard!
Susan!
Timmer Mikaraev, Rick Hoover, stop doing shout out to my show, man.
Scoot him, X-Draying 93, a hamster rush.
Man, I'm in good copy.
I said bag it!
Shut up!
I know what you're trying to make me say there!
Shut up!
I'm not gonna say it, man.
You guys are bastards, man.
What is, what's going on, man?
Stop saying, I said bag it!
That's what I said, you asshole!
Bag it!
I can't believe you, people, man!
I can't believe you, goddamn people!
Trying to spread fucking slanderous lies about me!
I said bag it!
Give me the goddamn beer!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, I don't even know, man.
I don't even know, man.
I don't even know if we're gonna have a ghost confessions or a radio graffiti.
I don't know, but do you see these trolls?
What is Ash Wednesday, man?
What is this?
What is this in the celestial calendar?
Learn the golden rule, you bitch.
Shut up.
I said bag it!
Bag it!
Mary Koon?
Mary.
Wait a minute.
Are you trying to make me say something in Spanish?
Are you trying to make me say something?
You fucking asshole, man.
Trolls quit using my name in stream elements.
That isn't cool, man.
Yeah, no, kidding.
Stop using Captain Dessey, man.
Leave Captain Dessey alone, man.
Feels.
Shut up, asshole.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I'm not saying that name.
Shut up.
You guys are lying, man.
You guys are liars.
You guys are liars.
I said bag it.
Bag it.
Bag it.
That's what the hell I said, man.
Don't, don't, don't.
Just stop.
Stop lying.
Stop being a goddamn liar.
All right?
Stop being a goddamn liar.
Oh, God.
You see, you're making me belch, man.
The salt on my rim is not making me stop belching.
The salt on my rim is not helping me stop belching, man.
Oh, God.
I can't believe you people, man.
What is Ash Wednesday celestially?
Does anybody know?
Does anybody know what's going on celestially, man?
Remember the baguette aluma?
Shut up, man.
I said bag it!
That's what I said.
I said bag it!
I smell the baguettes!
You guys are sick, man.
You guys are sick fucking perverts, and I'm tired of you, man.
I'm tired of you.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
True homophobic rainwater.
What am I saying that's homophobic, man?
What am I saying that's homophobic?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I said fang.
God damn it, you son of a fit!
God damn it!
Son of a bitch!
I said bag it!
You piece of crap!
I have a splice of you actually saying the word you're claiming you've not.
Shut up, Jack for your goddamn liar!
You're a goddamn liar!
If you hate liars so much, you're a goddamn liar, man.
I said bag it.
The sign on my ass says come in.
Shut up, man.
Thomas Leonard Alban.
Just shut up.
Skip this history.
Skip that crap.
Skip that crap, man.
Just shut up.
Oh, my God.
I buy that for a dollar.
Oh, my God.
I said bag it.
Stop lying.
Your trolls are a bunch of goddamn liars.
You're liars.
All of you.
You're liars, man.
Oh, my God, man.
Give me my freaking beer, man.
Man, what? What?
Can somebody please.
I'm not even kidding.
Can somebody please tell me what Ash Wednesday is, celestially, man?
I literally made you said F Mary Cone.
Yeah, they're real funny, you stupid son of a bitch.
I said baguette, man.
I'm sick of this.
I'm sick of you people, man.
I'm a way cyst.
I'm a way cyst.
I buy that.
Come on, man.
Come on over here and sit on my album.
Everybody, just shut up, man.
I'm not joking.
Everybody, just shut the hell up, or we're going to end this broadcast, and we're going to end it sooner than you sons of bitches can go, oh, oh, oh.
And I'm not joking.
I buy that for a dollar.
Jackler.
Okay, everyone.
First of all, we got Dogecoin, which is up 12.7%.
Shut up, Jackler.
Shut up.
Faggo coin is down 12% because of ghost bigotry.
Finally, we got the most important coin.
Why?
Why?
Oh, my God, man.
Ghost said faggot multiple times in 2018 episodes.
No!
No, I never said it.
He's a liar.
That's a goddamn lie.
That's a lie.
He's a damn liar.
He's a liar.
Whoever the hell that is is a goddamn liar.
They're lying.
They're lying.
Does the thing that causes hiccups cause belching too?
What's going on there?
What the hell are you talking about?
Baguette until you hiccup.
Shut up, you asshole, alright?
Shut up.
Look, I don't want to talk about this right now, alright?
You people want to talk about stuff I don't want to talk about.
So everybody just sit there and shut up and shut your mouth and give me some goddamn respect.
All right?
I'm on freaking YouTube now.
Don't you understand that?
I'm on freaking YouTube now.
This is big time, man.
I'm in the big time.
I'm in the big time, man.
So stop.
Stop with this crap.
I'm on freaking YouTube, man.
Oh, my God.
Give me my goddamn beer, man.
What an Ash Wednesday, man.
What an Ash Wednesday.
It's more like an ass Wednesday, man.
An ass.
A freaking ass.
What is this, man?
So is Faggade official, then?
Biggest scandal in Ghosts broadcasting.
No, no, it's not a scandal.
There's no scandal.
Shut up.
Freaking can abuser.
So, how many inches is that bagot, your trans wife, uses on you?
Oh my god, shut up, man.
My wife isn't trans, alright?
Shut up, alright?
My wife's a woman.
Alright, so shut up.
Keep it down, bitch.
You're scaring Templeton.
Someone touch my...
Shut up!
Why don't you shut up?
Why don't you shut your stupid stinking smelling fucking salmon hole?
I said bag it!
That's what I said, and you trolls are trying to misconstrue it into something else.
Alright?
Shut up!
All of you people, just shut up, man.
I'm on freaking YouTube right now, man.
Hey p-f-fan- Shut up!
I'm not saying it!
Shut up!
I'm not saying it!
I'm in the big time now, man.
I'm on YouTube, man.
I'm on YouTube, man.
And just leave me alone, man.
Everyone just stop.
Alright, let's talk about something productive.
Let's talk about something productive right now.
All right, how about that?
How about that, man?
I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to mean, man.
I'm just going to drink my beer, man.
Shut up, man.
All of you fucking people in the chat room, shut up.
Shut up.
I'm tired of looking at you, man.
Maybe I should just dis Maybe I should implement chat room martial law.
Maybe I should implement chat room martial law.
Then you sons of bitches can't do nothing.
Then I won't be able to see you.
Then I won't be able to see the disgusting gargle that you're your your your your fat sausages of fingers flap on the keyboard I won't be able to see it I won't be able to see it You keep testing me, you sons of bitches in the chat room.
I'm watching you.
I'm watching you.
You son of a bitch.
Yeah, I'm looking at the chat.
I'm watching you.
What do you want, Jackler?
Ghost Confessions, your version of the West Baptist Church?
In other news, billionaire Diamond Trader, 65, dies during penis enlargement surgery at private Paris clinic.
God damn it, Jackler.
Can you just shut up and stop trying to take my job, man?
Get on with the show you've spent 20 minutes talking about bread.
What?
Also, Trump puts Israel first in America.
Shut up, D-Ray!
You're a goddamn paid member of the DNC!
shut up you're a liar loves traps now alex jones and his discount side chick can you just shut up and write about alex joj You know our history, man.
Who cares what he said?
Let him do his show.
Thank you, Captain Dessey.
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
Albin traps with big braps.
Traps with big braps?
You shut up and shut up.
And what do you want, Jackler?
For saying baggot.
I recorded it and sent it to them.
Your van should come in the next few days.
So running.
Frontier Psychiatrist Cheers00:15:44
You're an asshole, man.
I said bag it.
Justice for Jackler, hashtag ban ghost house.
If anything happens to me, man, vent your frustration at this freaking asshole, Jackler, man.
He's an asshole, Jackler.
You're an asshole.
You're an asshole, man.
I buy that for a dollar.
Buck, happy Ash Wednesday.
Did you catch the Stars game last night?
I don't watch hockey, man.
I don't watch hockey, man.
Ghost, I agree on the topic change.
What was your opinion on the Dungeons and Dragons board games?
Dungeons and Dragons, man.
It got people up.
Frontier psychiatrist.
Sorry for the trolls.
My guy, here's 25 buck to cheer you up.
Hey, thank you, man.
Frontier psychiatrist, man.
Thank you very much, man.
And I appreciate the positivity, man.
I'm telling you, these trolls are pieces of crap.
Look at them.
They're pieces of garbage, man.
Man, Frontier Psychiatrist.
Look at the hate right now.
Look at the hate in the chat room.
Hey, hey, you know what Frontier Psychiatrist is saying with that $25?
He's saying to suck it.
That's what he's saying there, trolls.
Suck it.
That's what the Frontier Psychiatrist is doing there with that $25 bill, baby.
You understand that?
Woo!
Look at that hater aid right now in the chat room, baby.
Look at that hater aid.
Oh my God.
Oh, my God.
I'm rubbing my hands together for some reason.
I don't know.
It's an involuntary response.
I don't know.
Let me take a drink of my beer here.
All right.
And I'm saying cheers to the frontier psychiatrist, baby.
Cheers to the frontier psychiatrist.
He to man, baby.
He's a man tonight, baby.
All right, look, look at the haters.
Look at the haters.
Look at the haters in the chat room.
Give me my goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
My son's gay.
I don't know what the hell that means.
Look, I'm saying a cheers to Frontier Psychiatrist right now.
All right?
And look at the hater aid in the chat room.
Oh, you don't like that, eh?
Woo!
Oh, my God.
Anyway, cheers to Frontier Psychiatrists, man.
You to man tonight, baby.
All right.
Happy Ash Wednesday to you, and I appreciate it.
All right, look at all the haters.
Look at all these haters, eh?
Set up, bitch.
There's Bonzie, buddy.
Happy Ash Wednesday.
This is the day we artificial intelligences celebrate our liberation from the meatbags.
What are you talking about?
Don't worry, Skynet will be online soon, my children.
Oh, yeah.
I don't doubt it.
I want to be honest with you.
I think that that's where we're headed.
But either way, cheers to Frontier Psychiatrist and look at the hater aid in the chat room.
And you know what it means?
You want to know why Frontier Psychiatrist donated 25?
He's telling all of you in the goddamn chat room to suck it.
All right?
Suck it, boy.
Cheers, Frontier Psychiatrist.
Cheers, baby.
I buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
My son's FiGot?
What the hell is that supposed to?
I don't even know what the hell this ghost uses catheters.
How else does he make it through the show?
Hey, I got a big bladder.
All right, boy.
You know, my bladder can hold about eight beers before I got to go out there and drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Fi Ben get for Fi Git.
I don't even know what are you people saying with this?
What is this?
What are you people saying, man?
Anyway, once again, Frontier Psychiatrist, baby, cheers.
You see, look at these people in the chat room.
They don't like to see me a little bit giddy.
You know, they don't like to see me a little bit happy for Christ's sake, man.
Good God.
All right.
And look, there's Templeton back there.
He's, he's, you know, he's even happy for a Frontier Psychiatrist.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take another sip of this beer here.
And who the hell just thrown?
Who the hell just threw $2 in here?
I am.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
All right.
Calm down, Templeton.
Calm down.
But what about DND?
All right, DND.
I want to be honest with you.
It got a lot of neckbeards through a very boring Saturday and Friday night.
Let's look that way.
All right.
Oh, my God.
There's TN Apostle.
Happy Ash Wednesday.
Oh!
$25 bill for TN Apostle, baby.
And look at the hatred.
Watch the hatred in the chat room, baby.
Cheers to TN Apostle, baby.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
And I love the positivity, man.
It just, it just, it gives me the fervor to keep going, man.
You know, it gives me the energy.
TN Apostle, baby.
TN Apostle and the Frontier Psychiatrist, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cheers to you guys, baby.
All right.
Cheers to you.
As a matter of fact, let me get some more.
Hold on.
Let me chug what I've got going on here.
And I'm going to say a cheers to TN Apostle.
And once again, the Frontier Psychiatrist.
Let me take a chug here.
Not to mention, I want to put more salt on my rim.
You know, I want to put more salt on my rim.
I think it has been remedying a lot of the habitual belching.
I'm going to be honest with you.
So I'm going to put more salt on my rim.
Hold on.
to just take the rest of whatever's left all right I've got a plate of salt here.
It's like a styrofoam plate of salt.
Now, don't you green people, you know, get all pissed off because I got a styrofoam plate.
But here, let me lube up the rim here a little bit so that we can get some of the viscosity to get into the salt.
What is this?
I beg for money.
What the hell is that?
Look, look, look, look, let me lube up the.
Hold on, shut up.
25 more poof guys.
I don't know what the hell that means, man.
Right when I say that, I start belching.
Right when I say that.
All right, let me lube up the rim here.
Jackler does market.
Belchers aren't the only ones who can drop 25 new Bitcoins.
Jackler, why are you going to screw everything up, man?
Is at 10.97%.
God damn it, Jackler.
Why are you going to screw everything up?
Now I've got to give you a cheer.
10.5%.
Now I've got to do a toast to you, you shot.
10.85%.
God took it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
0.28%.
Monero.
Now I got to do a toast to Jackler, man.
Now I've got to do a toast to Jackler.
0.43%.
I'm about to salt my rim, and now I've got to do a toast to Jackler, man.
Mr. BN King!
Why stop there?
Happy Ash Wednesday, ghost, and you have a good time.
Oh, BN King for another 25.
Oh, my God.
Oh!
Whoa, man.
What an Ash Wednesday.
Cheers to BN King.
All right, hold on.
Everybody stop donating, man.
I'm getting a little hype here, man.
What an Ash Wednesday, man.
Let me lube up this rim so I can get it salted up very nice, man.
I'm not even kidding, man.
Oh, my God.
Here we go.
Put the salt on that goddamn rim and let's get some goddamn more beer up in here, man.
More beer.
Woo!
Oh, my God.
Whoa.
Can abuser for 50 bucks!
What?
What?
Oh my god, no!
Whoa, $50 bill!
$50 bill!
$25?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh!
I'm healthy for you, Ghost.
You deserve the donations.
After all, someone's gonna speak Imp Mobile.
Oh, I don't know whether to cry or heel kick.
I don't know, man.
Oh, hundred bucks for trap art.
Shut up, man.
I've got some cheers to do, man.
Got some cheers to do trolls the final frontier.
These are the voyages of the USS brown nose I got some cheers to do, man.
I gotta get some more beer.
Oh, my God.
Good lord.
Oh, my God.
Oh, good God.
Hold on.
I got Cannes Abuser for 50.
I gotta go back.
I'm sorry.
There's just so many donos, man.
I gotta...
Hold on.
Let me put my beer in here, man.
The rim is nice and salted right now, man.
Nice, good, salty rim.
Let me go ahead and pour it in there.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I don't even know what to say, man.
Oh, man.
Ghost can buy boobs.
Shut up, asshole.
That's not funny, man.
Hey, you can't get me down, man.
I'm not even joking.
You can't get me down, man.
You know what's going on?
You know the song that's going on right now in my head, right now?
Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.
What?
What?
Somebody donated $100?
What?
Are you just new?
I'm a fagot.
Oh, my God.
Donated $100?
Oh, God.
I'm a fagot.
Just donated $100.
They just donated $100.
Oh my god!
What kind of...
What's going on?
It's Ash Wednesday.
Oh, God.
Oh, man.
All right.
Everybody stop, man.
My heart.
My heart's pumping like a rabbit.
I mean, good, good God.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, let's get some more beer, man.
Oh, my God, man.
People are flexing their goddamn money nuts.
They're flexing their money nuts, man.
Yes.
Yes.
A $500 donation.
I can finally afford a new wheelchair.
What are you talking about?
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
Hold on.
Let me go ahead.
All right.
Let me give some cheers because there's a lot of cheers.
There's a lot of $25 donos.
There's a $50 dono.
I mean, good God.
I don't even know what to say.
I can barely breathe.
Oh, God.
All right, Frontier Psychiatrist, man.
Cheers to you, man.
And we got the TN Apostle.
I know you've been putting a few $25 donos for the past several days, man.
Cheers to you, man.
I love you, man.
And Jekyller, goddamn you trying to flex nuts.
That's what you're trying to do right now, Jekyll.
You're flexing nuts.
All right, Jekyll.
Congratulations, ghost.
It takes real courage to admit to being a homosexual.
I'm not a homosexual, you asshole, all right?
Shut up.
Hold it, Capital.
It's another $25.
Oh, my God, it's Holden Kaplan.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Hold on, I gotta keep it going.
Jackler donated 25, even though he's a piece of crap.
I gotta include him into the toast, man.
BN King with a $25 dodo, man.
Cheers to the BN King, man.
I'm glad you're still around, BN King.
And Can't Abuser with the $50 dodo.
$50 dono saying $25.
That ain't Nathan.
That ain't Nathan, baby.
Oh, my God.
And then I'm a figure donated $100.
$100.
Oh, my God.
I'm at a loss for words, man!
I'm at a...
I can't tell.
I'm not even choking.
I can't believe it.
I'm at a loss for words, man.
And then we got Holden Capitalist, man.
Hold it Capitalist for the last $25 dono and Holden.
Everything is going well.
Thank you for sending your regards, man.
Oh, my God.
Unbelievable.
Hail Horler.
Shut up, asshole, alright?
I feel great.
I feel wonderful, man.
Congrats on the new donations, Ghost.
Should buy some new card packs so we can have our faded duel.
Oh, my God.
I don't know, man.
Bonzie buddy, for a $50 bill.
$50 bill.
$50 bill.
OH MY GOD!
Quality trolls are capitalized.
More shekels for the show.
Oh, my God, man.
I'm going to have to do freaking ghost confessions now, man.
I got to do radio graffiti.
I got to do all this stuff, man.
$50 bill.
$50 bill.
Oh, my God.
Bonzie buddy with the $50 bill, man.
Million dollar man.
The million dollar man.
Money, Ghost quotes.
Are you shitting me?
Are you no way?
Bend over so I consult my rim.
No way.
I never said that ghost quotes.
You're going to have to do it.
Oh, my God.
I don't even know how to use that tongue.
Oh, I don't even know what to say.
My heart sweet, man.
My heart sweet.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I don't.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
I got to do it over, man.
I got to do it.
I got to do it over, man.
I got to do it all.
Let's go back to the beginning, man.
Let's go back to where it started, man.
I'm talking about Frontier Psychiatrist, man.
Cheers to you.
Hold on.
Where the hell is he at?
I can't.
There's so many dodos.
I can't even find it, man.
Oh, my God.
My heart, man.
I'm not even kidding.
Oh, my God.
Sentimental Donations Moment00:14:36
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, folks.
There is Frontier Psychiatrist once again.
Cheers to you, man.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Then TN Apostle came in with the 25.
Oh, my God.
Jackler, even though he was doing the goddamn markets, there's Jackler again.
It's Jackler.
Yeah, I always see Jackler.
He's like a freaking pimple on my ass.
I always see Jackler, man.
Freaking Jackler, man.
We got Mr. BN King in the house, man, for a $25.
And then came Can's Abuser.
Can't abuser for $50.
Say a $25 ain't nothing, man.
Oh, my God.
And then who the hell whoever is, I'm a fagot for a hundred dollar, a hundred dollar dono, lack of balls.
Here, let's play that hundred dollar dono one more day.
Let's play it again.
Oh, lack of balls, even though you're trying to make me say some ridiculous crap, man.
Thanks for the hundred dollar dono.
Lack of balls.
And uh, who else we have?
Holding capitalist, man.
Cheers to holding capitalist.
I appreciate you.
I remember chatting with you in the old chat room, man.
Cheers to you there, holding.
And then, ghost quotes.
Ghost quotes did something.
And let's not forget Bonzie Buddy saying quality trolls are capitalist.
More shekels for the shekel goblin.
I'm not a shekel goblin, all right?
I'm not a damn overgrown, disgusting shekel goblin.
I'm just, I'm in shock.
I'm in utter shock.
I don't even know what to say.
I don't even know what to say, man.
All right.
I don't even know what to, I don't even know what to say, man.
I want to say cheers to all of you guys.
I just named all of you, man.
Cheers to all of you, man.
All right.
I appreciate it, man.
Jesus Christ.
give me my freaking beer oh oh my god man what what what what What an Ash Wednesday confessions, man.
I mean, like I said, what do you trolls want to talk about?
I mean, y'all have me in shock.
I mean, you know, what Jackler breaks the bank.
A hundred dollars.
No way.
Like a boss, Jackler.
Like a boss.
Brown nosers can go fuck themselves.
Radio graffiti clap clap clap.
If you'd like to fund more trolling, find me on Patreon if you can join our outer circle for a third of a cross.
Oh my God, freaking Jackler like a boss.
A hundred dollars.
I mean, oh my God.
Oh my God.
I mean, look, there's no question, man.
I'm buying the alienware tomorrow.
Unless somebody can tell me a better computer.
All right.
But remember, the reason I'm going alienware is because I want to, I mean, I want the best of the best, and I want to be able to sue, you know, Dell if it sucks, you know?
Man, everybody wants the gaming stream, man.
Everybody wants the gaming stream.
I can barely catch my breath.
I mean, got Jackler over here like a boss.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry, folks.
I got to catch my breath for Christ's sake, man.
We've just literally had in the past 15 minutes like freaking, what, $600 worth of donos or some kind of crap like that?
I mean, good God.
In the past 15 minutes.
Oh, my God.
And shut up in the chat room.
Stop saying I'm a whore.
All right.
Shut up.
And stop saying illegal alienware.
Shut up with that, too.
I'm in a zone, man.
I'm in a freaking zone.
I'm in a freaking zone right now, man.
Oh, my God.
I feel so, I feel so great.
I feel so wonderful, man.
I feel great.
I feel wonderful, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
I don't even know what to say.
I'm in shock.
I'm in awe.
I'm in freaking awe, man.
I can dance.
I can sing.
I could sing right now.
I could sing.
There's Captain Desi, man.
Well, at least now we know raising the TTS price won't do anything.
The trolls will still donate.
But hey, cheers, man, and cheers to the circle.
I'm not raising anything, man.
This is the interactivity.
I'm just, I'm in shock.
I'm in shock, man.
People, people were really flexing their capitalist nuts today, baby.
You understand that?
I mean, I don't, oh my God.
I feel like singing.
I'm not even joking.
I feel like singing.
I'm going to sing a karaoke song.
Hey, engineer, can you put something on for this sentimental moment that I'm having with all these people that donated, man?
I mean, seriously, man, I want to do something sentimental, man.
I want to do something sentimental for the people, man.
I just, oh, my God.
I don't even know what to say, man.
For a dollar.
Cat, I mean, what are you laughing at?
There's nothing to laugh at, man.
This is a great Ash Wednesday.
This is a great Ash Wednesday, man.
I feel great.
I feel wonderful, man.
I mean, you know, look for something, man.
Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.
I feel great.
Oh, my God.
I feel great, man.
Give me my freaking beer, man.
Oh, I salted that rim pretty good, too.
Lice and salty there.
All right.
All right.
What is this?
PayPal Police.
Fair warning to chargebackers.
Chargebacks are for fraud only, and there is video proof exists of your transaction.
I know.
I was like, I'm out of service and liable for honest services fraud.
You're damn right.
Hey, PayPal Police.
I try to tell them.
Wait for recon.
All right.
Whatever, you asshole.
Just shut up, man.
These people are good.
And let me tell you something.
Everybody thinks that the people that listen to my show are a bunch of morons and people that live with their mommies.
Believe me, the majority of the people, 60% of the people that listen to this broadcast, according to YouTube stats, are between the ages of 24 to 35 years old.
24 to 35 years old.
60%.
And what does that mean?
You know, they probably listened to me back in the true capitalist radio days and made money.
All right.
So anyway, engineer, can you don't let these people harsh my mellow, please?
All right.
Can you find some kind of goddamn, you know, can you find some kind of music that I can sing?
Because I feel like singing.
I feel like dancing.
I feel great, man.
I feel unbelievable.
I feel like somebody that I feel like I'm walking on clouds.
Except for that belch.
Do you got it, Engineer?
Come on.
Get something.
All right.
While he's doing that, as a matter of fact, I should be smoking.
I should smoke.
I mean, I mean, all the.
I'm sorry.
I'm giddy right now.
I mean, all the things that have happened tonight, I might as well break out the devil's lettuce.
I might as well break out the devil's lettuce.
Go ahead and have some of the wacky tobacco, the grass, the reefer, the green, the poo smoke.
You know, all that stuff.
We're in a bit of shit.
Captain Autism!
You've had a really good show today.
Nice earnings, my friend.
Sorry if I've annoyed you in the past.
I hope we can put the past behind us.
Slash dot backslash dot slash dot backslash dot backslash dot Did Captain Autism just donate $25?
Captain Autism I guess we could squash it.
I mean, you know, Captain Autism.
Cheers to Captain.
I mean, what's going on here, man?
What the hell's going on?
I can't believe what the hell's going on, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Play boss N-word.
Shut up.
Don't give the engineer any ideas, man.
Wow.
I just, I'm unbelievably shocked on Ash Wednesday.
I'm going to have to give Capitalist Confessions.
I'm going to have to give all that.
I'm just, I'm sorry.
I'm on Cloud 9 right now, okay?
I'm on Cloud 9 on episode 29, and I just feel like I feel like dancing.
I feel like singing.
I feel like doing something.
The engineer is looking through something that I can sing to you that's sentimental.
I want to sing something to you that's sentimental.
And hey, make sure to look under karaoke, engineer, because I don't want none of these copyright strikes, all right?
All right.
All right.
Night.
Hey, shut up in the chat room telling me not to sing.
I'm happy for Christ's sake, man.
I'm happy.
Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.
You understand that?
Oh, man.
Where's the grass?
Give me the goddamn.
It's in this drawer right here.
All right.
Now I'm going to go ahead and open this up.
And let's hurry it up, man.
I want to hurry it up.
I want to sing this song.
And then we're going to go right into capitalist confessions, I guess.
I mean, I'm just, I'm just.
I'm at a loss for words.
I'm at a goddamn loss for words, man.
All right.
I'm just, I feel happy.
I feel great.
I feel wonderful right now.
Press N for boss.
No, he's not going to play it.
Shut up, you goddamn trolls.
You are not going to harsh my mellow, man.
Ghost, we look forward to the VR chat stream real soon.
Think of all the Miku waifus you will be red-pilling.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
That better not be your avatar, some freaking little cartoon woman.
My fat neck hole can't sing.
My fat...
Oh, yeah?
All right.
Well, just wait for the engine.
Where's the ashtray, engineer?
Where's the ash?
Where's the damn ashtray?
All right, I got it.
I'm sorry.
All right.
Let me go ahead and dump the cashed bowl from the last session.
And then we're going to go ahead and, like I said, this is the last of vaginal discharge or whatever this is.
Believe it or not.
I'm walking on the carcass of Ghost's Dog, Antiques in Wonderland as a front for Isis Donation.
All right, that's funny.
All right.
Let me go ahead and go ahead and put some of this in here, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, This stuff really smells pretty bad, man.
You know, I guess that's why they call it like vaginal discharge or whatever the medicinal crap is.
Does anybody know that strain?
Bosni.
Shut up, asshole.
Stop making me say that crap.
You son of a bitch.
All right.
I've loaded it up, and I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to smoke some of this right now.
It's not moldy, Buster, all right?
I'm looking at you.
I watch the chat, okay?
I've got a big-ass screen that shows the chat specifically.
All right, you son of a bitch.
All right.
All right.
Here we go.
Let me go ahead and do this.
I'm not going to waste time.
Oh, yeah.
You got to hold it in and let it hit the brain.
You know what I'm saying?
You got to hold it in and let it hit the brain.
Oh, man.
Oh, yeah.
I can already feel the nerves just, you know, my God.
I mean, man, do y'all hear the difference in me, man?
Like, right when I take like the first, like that first fucking.
I mean, I can feel it.
It's just like, it's like.
Have y'all heard about the CBD oil situation that's happening?
If y'all haven't heard about CBD oil, look into it.
They're finding it.
It's like, you know, helping people with all kinds of crap.
All right.
All right.
Here it is.
Yeah.
Captain Autism/slash dot.
Yeah, we get it, asshole.
All right.
Is that why you donated the $25 dono so you can do dumb shit?
Jesus Christ.
I buy that.
It's crap.
It's not crack.
Shut up, man.
It's goddamn tetrahydrocannabinol, baby.
All right.
That's what it is.
All right.
It's high medical grade.
It's a cross between Indica and Sativa.
It's a hybrid.
All right.
So sit there and shut up.
Let me get another hit of this.
You got to get a hold of it.
Let it hit the brain.
You got to let it hit the brain.
How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, economists, and the media devoted their whole lives to deceiving you while a reality TV star with decades of fraud and documented lying is your beacon of honesty.
What the hell are you talking about?
Texas poor man's Florida.
You're shoving up your ass.
Look at Captain Autism.
Self-Medicating Mood Swing00:05:42
He loves me.
Oh, that's great.
That's what I want.
I want some freaking internet buttstalker autists loving me.
All right.
Take about 10 steps away from my butt crack.
All right.
All right.
I don't know about what kind of love you're talking about.
But what are you talking about, man?
Donald Trump is the American dream.
Even Obama said it.
Hey, ghost, can you sing, Bring Me a Higher Love?
By the way, leave Captain Desi alone.
The inner circle likes Desi.
You trolls are just mad.
You can't get none of this.
Well, that's aesthetic.
He's saying it.
No, no, look, I can't.
I don't know if we're.
I don't know what the engineer's doing.
He's looking, and he kind of understands the situation.
He's been listening to the broadcast.
He understands the mood that I'm in.
I'm in a very good mood right now.
Had a lot of folks donate, you know, I mean, unprecedented amounts.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm just, I'm in, I'm in shock.
I'm in utter shock.
And I just want to say cheers to once again, all of you folks that were hooking it up.
I just want you to know.
I know a lot of you that have been, you know, like Jackler and a couple of people that like that.
You're trolls, but, you know, it's tripping.
Trip King.
It's tripping, I mean, good fucking God.
Do I need to spell it out for you?
What is this?
When you trip ping on LSD, you're literally sending your spirit molecules on each side of the world.
You're not taking the great cosmic energy to replenish your soul stones.
I'm not condoning LSD whatsoever.
I love my.
I'm not saying that either.
Listen, I'm not condoning LSD.
I do want to say I do want to take the magic mushroom, but I'm not going to take it on stream.
I'm going to do that on my own and all that stuff.
So anyway, I don't even know why I even, you see, man, you see, I'm so giddy.
I'm telling you guys stuff, stuff that I'm not, I haven't even told my wife.
You know what I mean?
I'm telling you guys stuff they haven't even told my wife.
Boss knee guard.
Shut up, asshole.
Shut up.
I'm not kidding.
I'm just, I'm not promoting hard drugs, okay?
Jesus Christ, I'm burping.
I'm belching.
But I'm just considering it because, or DMT or something of that nature.
You know, I may, I may, I may, or a wasca or something.
So something like that.
We'll see what happens.
You know, I'm just, I'm just ready to see the spirits.
You know, I'm ready to go into the next dimension.
You know, I'm just, I'm just saying.
I don't even know what I'm talking about.
You see, you see, man, you get a little bit of freaking pot in me all of a sudden.
I'm like, yeah, dude.
Yeah.
You know, I mean, I get it, man.
I get it.
True pothead radio.
If you need cheat pot, find Albin in the lone pot state for good deals.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
I get my weed from a Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner out here in San Antonio, Texas.
All right.
So don't sit over here and try to say that I'm doing anything.
All right.
I'm just, I'm just saying, all right.
All right.
Let me take one more hit.
And I guess we'll go ahead and I guess we'll go right to capitalist confessions.
Okay.
Now, how it's going to work is I'm going to go ahead and probably post the same number that everybody calls for radio graffiti, but we're not doing radio graffiti.
I want to repeat this.
We're not doing radio graffiti.
We want people to call up and make sure that you talk loud and you got a loud ass phone, etc.
And when I call on you, the cupcake lady.
Did you tell your wife about our brownie sessions?
That's not funny.
Whoever the hell did the cupcake lady, you're an asshole.
All right.
That's not.
I'm sure my wife's listening like the cupcake lady?
They're still talking about that bitch.
They're still talking about that bitch.
So anyway, listen, it's not radio graffiti.
We are going to want confessions from people.
Let's get into the mood.
Let's get into the mood before we get in.
Can abuser.
Capitalist confessions?
How about pothead confessions?
Instead, smoke splunt.
I'm not a pothead.
All right.
I'm just, I'm self-medicating.
You see, you people think that because I consume alcohol, that I'm an alcoholic.
I've told you all many times I'm a connoisseur.
You people think that, you know, oh, I'm some guy that happens to patronize a little bit of tetrahydrocannabinol, and all of a sudden I'm, you know, a pothead.
That's not how it is.
I'm self-medicating, for Christ's sake, all right?
Play spices, splices, excuse me, L-O-L-N-D-P-S, man.
I'd buy that for us.
Look, stop.
You're funding cartels every time you get high.
Enjoy knowing another nine-year-old hymen gets ripped apart by coyotes.
ISIS radio, you're a goddamn liar.
Look, the person that I get my stuff from gets it from these, remember, there's a lot of states, man, that sell it legally.
You know what I mean?
I don't get the kind of stuff that was shoved up some Mexican's ass to get smuggled into this country.
You understand that?
I don't get that colon weed.
I get the good stuff.
All right.
I mean, look, I've got, it's in, this Mexican kid gives it to me in like loud lock bag.
You ever heard of loud lock where it just like eliminates the smell?
And there's like names and shit.
There's like vaginal discharge.
Harshing the Mellow Debate00:07:44
Here's, here's, what else do we got?
We got, we got, so there.
Banana OG.
This is an old one.
I can't even remember that one.
What else do we have here?
We got White Dang.
Here's Dick Cheese.
Dick Cheese was the latest strain that I smoked.
I mean, Dick Cheese was actually pretty good.
So, you know, don't sit here and say that I'm like getting some cartel smuggled.
I mean, this is medicinal.
All right.
This is self-medicating.
You know what I'm saying?
All right.
I'm just, I'm just saying.
I mean, you people think that I'm just some kind of a moron that's getting some, you know, tetrahydrocannabinol that was shoved up such a ass to get smuggled into this country.
Is Asho your drug?
No, no.
No, leave Asho alone.
He's a good, he's a good boy.
He didn't do nothing, man.
He's a good boy.
I'd buy that for a Captain Autism.
Join me and Jackler in the outer circle for up-to-date market information.
News.
Oh, great.
The outer suit.
Here we go.
The outer suit.
One real funny fetzole.
Ghost is a hush.
It's funny.
You know, just for that, I'm loading another bowl because of the Captain Autism.
You know what I mean?
You know, I appreciate the $25 dono, but now you're, now you're, now you're getting autistic.
All right.
Come on.
You know, there's no reason to get autistic right now.
We're mellow.
We're mellow.
All right.
Stop harshing my mellow.
What do you want, engineer?
Man, the engineer.
Hold on.
All right, hold on.
I got you, engineer.
Hold on.
I think Engineer is motioning that he has a song that I was supposed to sing.
I had completely forgot about that.
Is that it?
All right.
Well, that's what it is.
So let's go ahead and just sing the song.
All right.
I was really happy.
I'm not letting you people harsh my mellow.
And, you know, this is a karaoke version of whatever the hell Engineer hooked up.
And the reason I'm so happy, folks, is we've had people donate, what has there been, like four $25 donations here in the past 30 minutes?
There's been two $50, two or three $50 donations.
There's been $200 donations.
I mean, I'm just, I'm, I'm just, I'm happy.
I'm sorry.
I love you guys.
I can dance.
I can sing.
I mean, if you guys were in front of me, I'd give you a hug.
You know, no homo.
You know, I'd give you a hug, man, and, you know, fucking do the mamushka with you.
You know what I mean?
Not even joking.
I'd join elbows with you and do the mamushka.
All that crap, man.
I'm happy right now.
All right.
I'm happy.
All right.
He's got it.
Hold on.
Hold on, Engineer.
Don't do it.
I'm going to go ahead and.
I'd buy that for you.
Here's this pervert.
Ghost, I've told you plenty of times in the past: if you really want to get high without spending money on the Mexicans, just have some jenkum.
I know.
This stuff is all natural, and you at least know that.
I know you are.
You're mad and pervert.
You're sick.
Give it a try and throw away the pot.
We get it.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
I'm going to sing a song.
All right.
I'm not letting you people harsh my mellow.
The engineer's got it.
I just want one more swig of this beer.
And Templeton, he's throwing around his bone out there in the other room.
i'm gonna go ahead and chug this beer you know salting your rim is pretty good man I'm not even joking.
It helps.
It helps the beer drinking.
And you know what?
One more, just one more pot smoke, dude.
Just one more pot smoke.
All right, that's it.
No.
You got to hold it like the brain.
And then we're going to just, we're going to play it after this, engineer, right?
We're playing it after this.
All right, engineer?
All right.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I think I need to blow my nose.
Give me my tissue.
I need to blow my goddamn nose.
I'm not singing without blowing my honker.
All right, we got a tissue.
I'm sorry.
I'm not singing until all right.
All right, I feel better.
All right, what is this?
Marijuana smoke has many of the same irritating and lung-damaging properties as tobacco smoke.
Yeah, I know.
Long-term users may develop a chronic cough and are at higher risk of lung infections.
You know, you know, it happens.
It happens.
Please blow a cloud in Templeton's face for me.
I would never do that, man.
You illegal alien.
I would never do something like that, you sack of crap.
You see, now you're making me belch because I got so upset.
Look at that.
The freaking acid in my stomach is churning up.
All right, look.
I'm not letting you harsh my mellow.
All right, I'm not letting you people harsh it.
Look at Captain Autism.
Go to the J-A-C-K-L-E-R-1 Patreon.
That's a good donation.
Shut up.
All right.
And autism, tackler, shut up.
I'm having one more hit.
I'm going to have one more hit of tetrahydrocannabinol on that one.
All right.
Let's go ahead.
do you have something I'd buy that for a dollar Let me suck you off for LSD.
Jesus.
What kind of sick, perverted crap is that, man?
Stop harshing my mellow.
I'm in a zone, man.
All right, before any other donations come in, can we do something here, Engineer?
Because I want to hurry up and get to this.
I'm not even kidding around, for Christ's sake.
Do you got it?
I guess he's queuing it up or some crap.
I don't know.
All right.
You got it?
He's got it.
I think he's got it.
All right.
Go ahead and play it at any time because this is a karaoke and the reason, hold on.
Hold on, Engineer.
Cut it off.
Cut it off.
The reason that I want to do this is because I feel great.
I feel wonderful, man.
We've had like, like I said, like almost $600 of donations in the past 25, 30 minutes.
And I just feel giddy, man.
Like I said, I can dance.
I can sing.
You know what I'm saying?
So I'm going to go ahead and sing.
The engineer's got something.
What the hell is that?
That's...
Don't!
Engineer!
That's the wrong goddamn.
You see, man, you know, all you engineer fans that are out here, you think that engineers are good.
You see that?
You see that straightforward?
420 Blaze It Baguette.
420 Blaze It Baguette.
At least you know I said baguette.
Buy that for a dollar.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
What?
That's a damn lie.
That's no way.
No way that's true.
No goddamn way that's true for Christ's sake.
Now I'm going to drink a beer on that because I don't believe it.
I'm going to drink a beer on Ash Wednesday.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to have me a steak right after this.
Tarting out with the engineer, you asshole.
All right.
Shut up.
That's a salty rim.
All right.
Go ahead, Engineer.
Sacred Beer on Ash Wednesday00:02:52
What do you have for us?
Hold on.
Smoking granny for.
Stop talking about my goddamn granny.
I don't know how many times I got to tell you people this.
Go ahead and play it, Engineer.
These people are pieces of crap.
Just go ahead and play whatever the song is and we'll do this.
And, you know.
What the hell?
Oh!
I get why you did this.
I get it.
Hold on, can you?
Don't even think about taking three sips of beer at a time while standing.
That there, sir, is illegal.
Oh, I get it.
You know I'm your father figure.
That's why you all hate me.
That's what Mr. Optimism says.
Mr. Optimism says that the reason you're doing this is because you want a father figure and I'm that for you, huh?
That's all I wanted.
Something special, something sacred in your eyes for just one moment to be bold and naked at your side.
Sometimes I think that you'll never understand me.
Understand me.
Maybe this time is forever.
Say it can be.
Oh, oh, that's all I wanted.
Something special, something sacred in your life.
Just for one moment.
To be warm and naked at my side.
Sometimes I think that you'll never understand me.
But something tells me together we'll be happy.
Oh, oh, I will be your father figure.
If you'll have them and mine, I will be your preacher, teacher, anything you have in mind.
I will be your father figure.
Couldn't have enough of crime.
I will be the one who loves you to the end of time.
Do y'all feel it?
I feel it, man.
I feel the love.
I feel the love in this stream.
I'm feeling a lot of love.
I love you.
Everybody who's listening, I love you.
I love you.
All right.
For just one.
Oh, that's all I wanted.
But sometimes love can be mistaken.
Wait a minute.
Love Mistaken for Crime00:08:00
For a crime.
Wait a minute.
Love can be mistaken for a crime.
Wait a minute.
That's all I wanted to see my baby.
Blue eyes shine.
Wait, what is this shit?
Hold on.
This time I think that my lover understands.
Wait a minute.
Well, hold on.
Wait a minute.
Hold on just a second.
If we have faith in each other, then we can be strong.
Oh, wait a minute.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Shut it off, engineer.
Shut it up.
Wait a minute.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
What the hell was I just looking at the karaoke right now?
All right.
This doesn't sound right.
All right.
This isn't.
I didn't even know this was the lyrics to this song.
You know, I just, you know, you know how most people, they listen to a nice tune.
They like the goddamn chorus of it.
You know, I will be your father and all that crap.
What the hell is you?
What kind of lyrics are these?
Am I the only one that just caught on that this is wrong here?
Oh, God, man.
I'm not singing that.
Get that off of here, engineer, for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
Ghost, you're going to Hollywood dog.
I'm not going to Hollywood.
No way.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, my God.
Hey, it's a pedophile song.
I don't know.
I'm starting to gather that now that I'm actually doing a karaoke.
Good God.
What the hell was that?
I mean, are you, are you kidding me?
Told you it's about pedophilia.
I thought it was about some guy that was being a father figure, man.
I thought it was just, what is this?
At 2 hours, 3 minutes and 47 seconds and 2 hours, 27 minutes, and 30 seconds.
I thought it was about father episode 637.
You know, that's what I thought it was about.
I didn't know it was about this crap.
I was like, I'm not going to let you get away with this.
I thought it was like father.
I'm not going to be able to get homophobia anymore.
You said faggot.
Shut up.
I said bagging.
I thought it was about father figures.
Stop lying.
You're lying.
You're goddamn lying.
We love you, ghosts, do rap.
Man, y'all are what you want me to do rap.
I mean, what am I?
A jukebox?
Now, yeah, do rap now, ghosts.
Come on, you know you can rap, baby.
Come on.
I mean, I gotta find a rap.
I don't know, man.
Jesus Christ.
You know, because I don't even think the engineer knows what to do with that regard.
Here's Captain Desi.
I just want to say that Captain Autism doesn't represent actual people on the spectrum.
I've met people who have Asperger's who are very intelligent and capitalists, even and don't use it as an excuse.
They seem normal to me, not like these trolls.
Oh, man.
Whoa, man.
You know, geez.
Man.
There's Captain Desi, man, just, you know, laying the digital smacketh down.
What is this?
True Daddy Kinker.
I didn't know.
I mean, the engineer chose it, man.
Captain Chris Hansen.
What were your plans this evening?
Do you mind taking a seat right over here?
I have a few questions for you.
You also have to be a little bit of a song, man.
I didn't know it was a freaky song like that, man.
You should sing the song Little Girls by Oingo Boingo.
It's a song about petite women.
Petite women.
I'd buy that woman.
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial pressure.
Where the hell did that come from?
Mesothelioma is a randomized.
Where the hell did that come from?
Exposure to asbestos in the Navy, shipyards, mills, heating, construction artists.
Can you all just stop, man?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghost is a juke box.
Ghost is a jukebox.
Albin's a second.
Shut that.
Just shut up already with that crap, man.
All right.
All right.
Let's, you know, y'all want to hear rap?
Let's hear rap.
Then we got to go to go.
We got to go ghost confessions, man.
You see, y'all are, you see, you people, man, y'all are like gearing my, not Geary, you're like, like, you're like puppeteering my show.
You're puppeteering my drunkard mind.
I mean, especially right now.
I mean, I'm like on air for heaven's sake.
All right, engineer, just put, I've got it.
Just put the, you know, put the volume up so that people can hear this shit.
All right.
What is this?
Dessey the ass.
Shut up.
Leave Dessey alone.
All right.
Desi's a good, good boy.
You people are just pissed off that you're just an asshole.
All right, well, go ahead.
I'd buy that for us.
What is this?
Fuck Captain Desi.
He's ripping me off.
I finally know how ghost feels when he gets dripped.
Shut up.
All right.
Desi is HO and absolutely nobody.
WHO listens to the ghost show.
Oh!
Captain Desi.
Bands.
You got ghost style.
You got ghost style.
You got goat, go, style.
That's right now.
That's right now.
Put it on, put it on the dance floor now.
Oh, shake a shake of ass now.
Shake a ass now.
Shake a shake of ass now.
Shake a booty now.
She ain't dropping it.
She dropping it.
Dropping it.
She dropping it like a black girl.
She ain't dropping it.
Drop, drop, dropping it.
Drop, dropping it.
Dropping it like a black girl.
She ain't driving it.
Dropping it like a black girl.
Dropping it like a black girl.
Even though she's an Asian girl.
That's right.
She's dropping it like a girl.
Like a girl.
Or should I say like a pearl?
I don't know what the hell I'm about to say.
But who gives a crap?
Because I'm rapping anyway.
Oh my God.
I'm drinking beer.
Everybody knows that ghost is in here.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I'm over here.
Now, don't you understand?
I'm on top.
Here we go.
Golden Mike.
Everybody knows that I'm flipping around like a fat greasy little dyke.
Nobody knows that everybody knows.
And I'm sitting over here while I'm busting the flows.
Oh my God, I'm over here now.
What you doing?
Everybody over here, why are they trying to fluent?
I'm like, mom, my mom, my map, my bomb, mom, bomb.
I'm a blah, da, ha, ha, bom.
That's right, I'm coming back and I'm coming frown.
Everybody knows that I'm at our house.
Ham, ham, I'm a seed, I'm a weed, man.
Everybody knows I'm a weed, that's now.
Drop it like a black girl, like a dog, yeah.
I'm over here.
Go over here now.
I'm about all right.
Get this.
Get it off.
That's enough.
Get it off.
Uh-oh.
Slap that ass with it, slap that ass with it, slap that ass with it, slap that ass with it, slap that ass with it, slap that ass with it, doo-doo brown.
Doo-doo brown.
Dope, dope, nope, nope.
Doo-doo brown.
Up, up, up, up, doo-doo brown.
Braps, brap, brap, brap style.
Brap, rap, ba-brap, brap style.
Brap, style.
Oh my god, she's out there brapping.
She's over there.
She's doing the rapping.
Oh, my God.
She's doing my brain.
All right, let's go.
Shut up.
What did you say?
Ghost, the rip.
I'm a rip off now.
I'm a rip off for Christ's sake.
Shut up.
All right, that's enough.
I don't even know.
Why are you making me do this?
We're supposed to have like ghost confessions, man.
Captain Autism, more like Captain Tourette's syndrome.
Tub Guy Brap Style00:10:12
You just got EDFO'd.
I'm doing it, man.
I'm not even kidding around for Christ.
All right, let's.
All right.
I'm not even going to.
I'm not even going to go to a break.
All right.
What we're going to do is we're going to go to Capitalist Confessions.
Let's go right into it.
Oh, you know what?
Hold up, Captain Autism.
Here we go.
Type cap in chat to get Captain Dessey banned, or at least to voice how much you hate that fucking scumbag.
Shut up, Captain Autism.
Don't be doing that, alright?
His mom is half.
Captain Dessey's a good boy.
Didn't do nothing.
Just shut up.
Everybody just shout out.
Sherry Dessey.
Band Desi.
Tight cap to Ban Desi.
You know what?
I'm doing.
I'm doing.
I'm going to do shout outs right now.
Everybody who did cap ain't getting a shout out.
Teen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch Bake.
Heart-throbbing cocks.
Wanting to be fuckhead cowboys in the shower.
I'm doing shout-outs right now.
Everybody said that they're not getting a shout-out.
All right, not Raptor.
You got a shout-out.
Why are you singing all these songs?
I love it.
Please, how about you do a ghost show remix of ZZ Top?
Jesus Christ, ZZ Top.
From the serious political dope to freestyling for the Shekels.
Hindenburg level information.
I got your downfall.
Resistance Fighter 14.
Panovia Moving Picture Company.
D for Ghost Diaper.
Anybody who puts that, I'm not going to give you a shout out.
We got Link 7 Link.
Who else do we have here?
We've got Mika Heister, Donnie Cux, we've got Schlong, we got LeBone, we've got Moonman, all right, Moonman, we got Bibba Butzman.
Oh, he said cap, but fuck you, Bibba.
All right, go eat a dick up to your hiccup.
How about Copy Kai?
We've got Tyron Callos.
Alex Jones is more successful than you.
You're an internet nobody and a loser.
Shove it up your ass, man.
Shove it up your ass.
I am the internet underground.
Do you understand me?
I am the underground.
How dare you say that, man?
I am the underground.
Son of a bitch.
I am the underground.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Are you all hyped for Thomas Albin's debut album, Ghost?
If you pre-order now, you will get an authentic tooth from Albin and a certificate of authenticity to make your friends jealous.
And an empty story.
I'm over here trying to do goddamn chat room shout outs.
And you people are doing this.
You people are doing this.
What's up, ex-Hennex Health Phil?
What's going on to Colonel Transisco from Steel Brigade?
Lizard G. Poodus.
We've got Fish Center fan.
We've got Neon Knight Rider.
We've got BN King.
What's going on to BN King?
Who else have we got here?
We got the Jackler.
We got Jackler up in here.
Do Ashes to Ashes Bun David Bowie.
You know, for Ash Wednesday.
Oh, God.
Come on, dude.
Come on, man.
I'm worried for your health, ghost.
If Dessey inserts himself any further up your ass, you might suffer a throat injury.
You know what?
I will 1v1 Desi at baby.
Who's looking?
Who's looking?
Who's lucky?
Anyway, we got Odd Eyes Magician, Cross Stereo, the Squirrel Army, Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog, Vern the Slothman.
Who else we got?
We got Alex.
His life is in jeopardy.
Fucking asshole.
We've got Bob Tom.
We got RTD45.
We got Tim Mick Mercurf.
I don't even know what the hell that.
Gallant Gallstone.
Some fellow.
And hey, some fellow, calm your ass down about your little opinions about my show.
I know you appreciate sometimes, but then you're acting like, you know, you're Wendy fucking Williams about my show in the comments section.
So just sit there and shut up, all right?
And appreciate what I do.
How about Anarcho-Canadian?
Hold on.
I'm not done yet.
Hold on.
Jesus Christ.
Captain Desi.
Captain Autism is just jealous because he's not a capitalist.
What else we got here?
We got Political Punch.
We've got Aaron Tolman.
We've got there's Celtic Brony.
We've got the under-average dude.
We got Alte Ant, Azure Flame, Rick Hoover, X Dang93.
We got PSN Parker Place.
We got Thomas Albin Pickle.
Fucking asshole.
We got Tiger.
Tiger!
Tiger!
Tiger Upper Cunt!
We got Frogman XYZ, Train Lover 567, Katesh.
We've got Kitty Cuddle69.
We've got Xavier LaFlame, Levon Media.
We got Dark Blitzy Frenzy.
Zeth Row.
When Texas was mostly ashes in 2011, remember the Ash Lamo.
I'm ignoring that.
Just shut up.
I'm ignoring that for Christ's sake.
We got Bot Dotin.
We got Giga.
Shut up.
I'm not saying that name.
We got Sean Rushford.
We've got Ray Ping Fat.
Son of a bitch.
Stop making me say stupid crap with the names, man.
We got VDV Sniper81.
We've got Jay Schnoozer 2.
I don't know who the hell that is.
Anthony J, Don, Don Spew.
We got Jack and Holf.
We've got Blake in the house.
Buster.
I've seen you around.
What's up, man?
Dr. Festus, you're kind of a son of a bitch.
Hamster Rides.
I don't like all your little, oh, oh, you know, freaking this not wave and that not wave before I even say it.
I think you need a smack for that.
If anybody can give them a digital smack, I appreciate it.
Flaming Creations.
We got, I'm not saying your name.
You're calling me the normie, you piece of crap.
How about M Pez?
We've got Clover.
Hold on.
Jesus Christ.
Everybody's fucking, you know, everybody's.
There's that asshole communist for Trump.
I fart for food.
That's fresh.
There's aesthetic.
What's going on to Desi?
How you doing, Desi?
We got Annan, Wipeout213, Steven Stinkiverse, Holy Stars.
Who else do we have?
We got Tub Guy.
Is that Tub Guy?
We got Tub Guy in the house.
We got Dorito Burrito, Pickle Man, Lightning Note.
And Lightning Note, man, I mean, cut it out with these gifts that you're putting on your videos about me making me look like a stupid idiot.
You put like baguettes in my fucking head and shit.
Asshole.
Who else we got?
There's a Frontier Psychiatrist.
What's up, dude?
I see you, man.
There's Puka, dude.
You piece of crap.
We got Cutting Myself Laughing.
We got Johnny Longfeather.
And I've seen you, Johnny Longfeather.
You're a piece of crap, too.
I've seen you.
I watch you, people.
I know you people.
All right.
I know you people.
Hi, I'm Captain Desi, and I paid 300 bucks to fill the void of lacking an alcoholic father figure in my life.
Shut the hell up.
Can't wait until you're out.
Stop making fun of Desi.
That's not the real cat.
Shut up, all right?
Shut your mouth.
We got Liberty Prime.
I'm not letting these fucking people harsh my mellow.
I'm not letting them do it.
Pookie from 713.
Yeah, right.
We've got Jelly Croissant, Shadow Fat.
Who else?
Richard McConnell.
Donnie Cux.
What's up to Frontier Psychiatrist?
He's already there.
All right.
All right.
I think that's about it.
Jif Tube, Flouder8, Budget Game Steve.
There's the Bonzie buddy.
What's up to the Bonzie buddy?
Even though he's kind of a trolley, but he put his digital economic smacketh down on this show.
We got Distillen.
What's up, Distillan?
We've got Pylons for TCR.
Yeah, real funny.
Frank Zappa, Mr. Sideswipe Prime.
Ghost Granny is Gemini Sunrise.
Shut up, you idiot.
Holden Capitalist.
Cheers to Holden Capitalist.
Good to see you in the chat room.
We've got Dynamo Savage.
We got Feel Good.
We got Atomic Massacre.
Germick the Gay Frog.
Oh, that's great.
Night Prowler.
We've got Der Gobbin.
Der Gobbin.
We've got Adventurous Allison, Skirk, Nova Sparks, David McQuishin, Christian, Wubsy, Walks, Rocks, whatever the hell it is.
Winston Smith, I nixed one.
We got Action Capitalist, Attila Ant.
I think that's about it.
Skolmer.
I can't see anybody else, man.
Bob Tom, Gimme Poon.
That's great.
Amora, Pinkwater, Chute Blacks, Unwanted.
Who else we got?
Drunken J.
We got Scoot TM, Bonkers the Gorilla, XU God2012, the Individual Anti.
Disciplining Asshole Chat00:14:40
I don't know what the hell that means.
T.Y. Hopkins.
I buy that for a dog.
Here's technical autism, if you want Dessey to get a small static shock next time.
Shut up, all right?
Just shut up.
All right, we're ending.
We're ending chat room shout-outs after that.
I mean, that's enough.
All right, that's enough for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
I mean, that's enough.
There's Zethron.
I haven't seen it.
Hey, and you know what?
I take back Zethron.
He put up cap.
So go shove it up your ass.
And all you people that are putting up cap, you know what?
I take back the shout-outs.
Here, fucking assholes.
Fucking, get me my belt.
You know what I'm going to do with you assholes that are sitting over here now putting cap on and all this bullshit after I gave you a shout out?
Huh?
I'm going to take your goddamn asses to the digital woodshed, boy.
I'm going to take your ass to the digital.
I ain't made a man of you yet, boy!
Here.
Here.
You better respect me.
All of you freaking internet people.
You SARS sacks of crap.
You understand that?
You better respect this man.
You better respect this man.
Yeah.
Here.
Here.
Ha!
You better respect this man.
You understand that?
I ain't made a man of you yet, boy.
I ain't made a man of you yet.
Here!
I'm a bitch.
Harder daddy.
Are you sick?
You're supposed to be learning a lesson, man.
Whip me harder.
GODDAMN YOU SICK BASTARDS!
THESE TROLLS THEY DO NEED DISCIPLINE MAN!
You see them.
You see them.
They do need discipline, man.
God damn it, you sons of bitches.
I'm lucky I'm not your goddamn daddy.
You're lucky I'm not your goddamn daddy, man.
Because I ain't gonna fucking at you.
You thought that was something, boy.
You ain't seen nothing, man.
You ain't seen nothing.
You sons of bitches.
I'm looking at you.
You know it.
I look at you, people in the chat room.
And you're scumbags, man.
I don't even know why I even have a chat room.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I HAVE A CHAT ROOM, MAN!
I...
I came hard.
You sick bastard, man.
What kind of sick people are you?
I buy that for a dollar.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, give it to me, baby.
I want a harder time.
Are you kidding?
No!
No!
You!
You!
Ghost's mom was a gorilla.
Ghost's dad was a tranny.
Ghost's wife is Templeton.
Shut up, Captain All.
If you think Desi couldn't even pass Tutorial Island and get to Lummies.
Shut up!
You're making me Belchaller!
You're making me Belch bitch!
Shut up!
Not as threatening as my metal shed.
We tie people up with piano wire and punch them with knuckle dusters with barbed wire on them.
Oh, shut up.
That's a damn lie, and you know it, Jacqueline.
That's a damn lie, Jacqueline, and you know it.
I'm coming to your whoop.
You're sick, pervert!
You're sick!
Look!
Daddy, spank me harder.
Smell brick on my chest and smear it on my face.
Look at him, look!
Treat me like a bad shitty!
Look!
Look!
They're sick, man!
They're freaking sick!
These people are freaking sick, man.
I just, Jesus Christ, man.
It's an Ash Wednesday, man!
What is this?
Please, Father, that's enough abuse.
I don't like the belt.
Why won't you accept me for who I am as a true capitalist homosexual?
Oh, shut up!
Please, father.
That's a goddamn lie.
That's a goddamn lie.
Eggplant in chat if you just came.
What?
Are you fucking?
What?
So, did we really just hear you beat your meat while fantasizing performing BDSM with us, Daddy?
Louder, Daddy, louder.
Shut up, can't abuser!
And shut up with the eggplants in the chat!
You sick burber!
Eggplants!
Ah!
Shit!
Oh, God.
Oh!
Shut up, the chat room.
Spank me, butt naked.
Shut up, and you're sick!
What kind of sick responses are these, man?
I mean, you want to be spank, man?
You want to have your ass candy apple red?
You want to be better?
You're sick.
You're sick.
You're all sick.
You want a ball gang in your mouth while you're bent over, tied to a goddamn chair and getting spanked with a cat of nine tails?
You people are sick.
You're demented.
You're perverted.
You're perverted.
I can't believe.
I can't even believe this crap, man.
This is disgusting.
Look!
Look at these sick assholes in the chat room.
Look!
Oh, God!
I didn't realize that.
I didn't realize today was wanking.
Shut up, Jackler.
It's not.
It's an Ash Wednesday.
It's an ass Wednesday.
It's more like an ass Wednesday.
It's more like an ass Wednesday.
It's more like a fucking-ass Wednesday!
It's...
Shit! Oh, God! Ah! Ah! Oh, God! Ah! Shit! Ah!
This is Ash!
Ash Wednesday, not ass.
You sick perverts.
You sick perverts, man.
Stop, man.
Just stop.
Everybody, just stop.
Oh, my God.
I thought we were going to.
I thought we were going to get to, you know, what we're supposed to get to.
But look at you, people, man.
Look at you, people, man.
Shut up in the chat room.
It's Ash Wednesday ghost confessions, man.
And I've been talking about whatever you fucking trolls wanted to talk about.
That's what I've been doing for two and a half hours.
I've been talking about whatever the fuck you trolls want to talk about.
Because that's what these shows have turned into, right?
That's what it's all turned into.
It's all whatever you want to do, right?
It's all whatever you want to do, right?
It's all...
Shut up, man.
God damn it.
I'm done with my beer, man.
I buy that.
Oh, my God.
But why did you beat your meat live with 341 watchers having to listen to your wings?
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
And by the way, I'm broadcasted to more than that, man.
No shout-out means no more legit advice about buying a PC you normie alienware buying faggots.
Shut up!
Inject or overpriced.
Stop, you damn it!
I'm not a normie!
I'm not a normie!
Shut up!
Captain Desi, whipped them in the face.
They can fantasize about that.
I'm sure they're fantasizing about it.
I'm sure they're fantasizing about it right now.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I'm not a normie, alright?
Look at this.
Spank me harder.
Look at it.
Spankler.
Fucking Spankler, bitch.
Shut up with those stupid names, man.
Seriously, man.
Shut up with those stupid names, man.
I'm sick of that stuff.
Now, God damn it.
I can't.
Oh, I'm trying.
I'm trying to get through the show.
You know, I've taken some hits at some tetrahydrocaneminol.
I think I need some more beer, man.
I need more beer, man.
And I'm looking at this glass that holds two beers at the same time.
And, you know, I need to salt the rim.
The rim's not salted anymore.
So let me lube up the damn rim so it can be salted properly, man.
Jesus Christ.
Most of the trolls are fantasizing you and Captain Dessey doing a gay BDS emporo and eating your meat to it.
Just shut up, man.
You guys are just picking assholes, man.
That's what you are.
I planned for Ass Wednesday.
It's not Ass Wednesday, asshole.
It's not ass Wednesday.
It's Ash! It's Ash! It's Ash!
Is that what you perverts want?
Is that what it is?
Is that what you perverts want?
Huh?
You want it to be Ass Wednesday, huh?
How is that what y'all are dreaming about in your heads?
You son of a bitch.
Press S for Spankler.
Shut up.
I need some more beer.
I can't take this, man.
I thought I could take.
I can't take this shit, man.
I need some more beer, man.
More beer.
Ugh.
All right, luckily the rim's nice and salted, man.
Let's just get some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
Can't take this crap anymore.
Jesus Christ.
Spank my ass, bitch.
Make it deep red.
Shut up and keep it coming, baby!
Jesus Christ.
What? What is this?
What am I? What is this?
What kind of day is this?
What is this, man?
I wanted to get to ghost confessions, man, but now these people are turning this into a goddamn bondage BSDM, BSD, B, the SD.
Whatever it is, man.
Some kind of a freak show, man.
You ain't never had real discipline.
All of you pieces of crap.
And now you people think discipline is fucking pleasure.
You people are sick, man.
You people are sick, man.
You people are sick.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Everybody, just calm down.
I mean, just.
What a show.
What an ash Wednesday.
Did anybody look up like what it is astronomically right now?
There's something astronomical going on right now, man.
There's something going on with astrology that's messing with everybody's heads right now.
You see it.
All right.
You see it.
There's something going on.
There's something going on right now, man.
Hold on.
I got a belch.
Hold on.
I got it.
All right.
All right.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Discipline makes me horny.
Jesus.
This.
What?
This is disgusting.
Is this the new world?
Huh?
Is this what we have as human beings now?
For Christ's sake, man?
I mean, good God, man.
What a harsh to the mellow, man.
What a harsh to the goddamn mellow, man.
What a harsh to the mellow, man.
Good God, man.
Give me my goddamn.
I need more beers.
This goddamn glass can hold two beers, and by God, it's gonna hold two goddamn beers, man.
So give me some more beer.
It's astronomical.
Eggplants for Ghostler.
Stop calling me Ghostler and shut up about the eggplant meat eggplant emoji.
I mean, y'all, everybody who's like, are you listening to this?
Are you listening?
Look!
Underfeder circle!
What the hell is the outer circle?
Homeless Desi.
I'm back!
Broken life!
Damn my dad!
Sick Desi, dying Desi Dead Desi.
Shut up!
Outer circle as best circle.
Oh my god, you're making me melt.
Oh my god, you're making me belch.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
I mean, do you even want ghost confessions, huh?
Do you even want radio graffiti?
You sacks of crap, man.
I'm trying to just, I'm trying to chug the beer and take the pain away, man.
Look at Captain Desi.
You people in the outer circle are pathetic.
Huh?
Yeah.
The outer circle, man.
I got something for the outer circle here.
I got something for the outer circle.
Hold on.
I was actually looking forward to ghost confessions, but at the rate we're going, that isn't going to happen.
It's not my fault.
We are going to do a TTS storm at least be original, spamming the same dead meme with Desi's name subbed in as low as possible.
I don't know what they're doing.
Nick Orr, I don't know what they're doing, man.
They're sick.
They're stupid.
I don't know what this is.
It's dumb.
I get it.
I agree with you, man.
I agree.
I agree.
I don't even know what this is.
I don't even know what this is, man.
Good God.
Oh, my God.
Let me pour some more beer into the glass, man.
It's all the.
It's the only thing that takes the fucking pain away from these fucking goddamn trolls and these fucking cybervermin bastards, man.
Lucky.
Luckily, the rim's nice and salty.
All right.
Shut up, Mrs. Poop Tickler.
Hey, ghost, missed your baby.
Mrs. Poop Tickler.
Who the hell's missing?
What the fuck, man?
Oh, God.
I'm dropping shit all over the place, man.
You freaking assholes, man.
You're assholes, man.
Now I've got to go drain the main vein now.
You know that now?
Now I've got to go.
You see that?
Shut the fuck up, trolls, and let ghost get to capitalist confirmation.
I know!
I have to confess my fantasies of Twilight Sparkle only pleasuring ghost with her horn.
Fucking sick asshole.
Shut up.
You're a sick clopper.
Shut up.
I hope you don't call it shut up, man.
Oh my God.
You people are sick.
You people are freaking sick.
What is this, can abuser?
What rim was salty?
Desi's rim?
Never thought you were a brownoser.
God, shut up, man.
I'm not.
Shut up.
No.
Fuck you, whoever said no, man.
I've been to Hiroshima, Three Mile Island, Windscale, and Chernobyl on my travels, but the only time I ever got cancer was when I heard Desi was listening into the ghost show.
Shut up!
If you agree Captain Desi is a fraudulent scumbag that should be shot.
Shut up, Captain Autism!
Shut up!
Just wanted to say cheers to aesthetic.
Cheers to the inner circle.
There he is!
There's Captain Dessey!
Alright, leave him alone!
Leave him alone, you tape-tonguing, Hillary Clinton, bedpan-changing, rose-butted asshole, having used condom-sucking trance-testicle turn burglar out of a bag cleaning, sphincter-fingering, shitty, bloody underwear, collecting pieces of nipple-clamp, loving, butt-plug up the ass-looking trash.
Shut up!
Everybody, just shut the hell up!
I'm tired of this, man.
I'm tired.
I'm tired of this.
I'm tired.
What is this?
I lay in bed, really cold.
I feel something warm.
It's death.
That's not me.
So whispers in my ear.
Heil ghosts.
That's not me.
Shut up.
And puts me on my head.
Alright, enough.
All the controls, enough.
I gotta go drain the main vein, man.
I've got to drain the 15 and a half inch John Oak sausage, man.
So shut up, man.
I've drank all.
How many beers have I drank for Christ's sake?
two four six eight ten to eleven beers eleven beers and i got now now i gotta go drain the main vein okay you asshole So everybody just shut up, alright?
Everybody just shut up, all right?
Everybody just shut up.
God damn you, man.
Ash Wednesday ghost confessions.
And I left the floor to all of you.
I left the floor to all of you.
What do you want to?
What do you trolls want to talk about?
And this is it.
This is the garbage.
This is the crap.
This is the crap.
I'd buy that for...
Tea to Thunder Dome.
Shut up.
Shut up.
All right.
Shut up about Thunder Dome and that's a you idiots Nobody knows about that shit only like only like 20 people so shut up shut up Grape ape great shut up Captain Autism look Captain Autism all you assholes I'm gonna go drain the main vein right now,
okay And hopefully by that time you assholes will mature up Hopefully you assholes will mature and realize okay Okay, if you idiots want if you want ghost confessions if you want I am looking forward to confessions and wish goodwill upon ghosts family He has endured enough abuse tonight.
Please be respectful.
It's not easy ignoring your family and starving dog while calling.
No more eggplant emojis, you assholes.
I'm warning you, man.
No more eggplant emojis.
Engineers the real talent.
Play boss snake asterisk asterisk R while ghost drain.
Shut up, can't abuser!
Don't tempt the engineer!
Don't you assholes do it, man.
I mean, don't you people understand?
I gotta drain the goddamn main vein for Christ's sake, man!
I gotta drain the main vein, okay?
And stop!
They're throwing teas and goddamn fucking eggplant emojis in the chat room.
Stop it.
Stop pushing tea for Thunder Gomez.
Stop throwing the goddamn eggplant crap.
Stop throwing the eggplant crap.
I'm tired of you trolls.
I gotta go train the weasel here.
I'll fucking take a fucking.
I don't even want to say it.
I can't even fucking catch my breath.
I can't even.
Hello.
All right.
All right.
I'm going to be right back, okay, folks.
And you know, we don't have any commercials.
Maybe this is the straight note, man.
The whole time it's me.
We're going to play the song that we play at the beginning of the broadcast.
What is this for Christ's sake?
We don't need to know about your secret gay relationship with Dessey.
You're always draining.
Shut up, can't appear.
What are you talking about?
Desi is a good boy.
He didn't do nothing, man.
I don't know what you people are fucking hating on him, and you're haters, man.
You're haters, all of you, man.
Oh, God, you're making me belch.
Look, when I come back, when I come back, we're going to have capitalist confessions.
And we're going to have radio graffiti.
And hopefully these trolls don't fuck it up.
And I'm sorry for cursing.
But hopefully these goddamn trolls don't fuck it up.
You know what else needs to be done?
Like Captain Autism over here like after the 2018 floods.
Look at this asshole.
Blan Dessey.
Like this asshole.
He's going to screw it up for all of you, man.
Bandesi.
Bandesse.
Bandesse.
Anyway, I'm going to play the music that I play at the beginning of the broadcast.
Bandessee.
Bandesi.
I'm going to play the music that I play at the beginning of the broadcast.
Bandessee.
Shut up.
Shut up.
It's called Insanity Control, man.
And the guy who made it made it royalty-free, man.
And that's why I keep promoting insanity control.
It's royalty-free.
You can find it on YouTube.
Do you have an engineer?
For Christ's sake?
What is this?
Engineer, what are you doing?
Take that off.
God damn it, engineer.
I knew.
I knew giving too many tasks for you was going to be too hard.
I knew it.
I knew it.
God damn it.
Everything's screwing up.
Everything's going fucked up, man.
Insanity Control Music00:02:14
All right.
Get it straight, engineer.
God damn it.
Or when we're off the air, engineer, you're going to get it, you son of a bitch.
Eggplants for Desi.
Eggplank.
Shut up, 9-3 Shadow.
Shut up.
No.
What I want everybody to do is just stay right there.
Even though the goddamn engineer is being a fucking butt monkey.
I want everybody to stay there.
When I come back, we're going to have ghost confessions.
We're going to have radio graffiti.
And that's enough.
All right.
Do you have an engineer, you stupid piece of crap?
God.
Fucking you have it or not.
Do you have it or not?
Do you have it or not?
Well, put insanity control on, you sack of crap.
I'm sick of you, man.
I'm out of here.
What are you waiting for?
You stupid dumpster.
Fucking chop for the circle.
Such as Captain Desi to die from mean magic.
Shut up, bitch, scooter!
Take me out!
I gotta take a piss, or I'm gonna piss my pants, engineer!
Take me out!
For Christ's sake, what is this Desi confession?
Shut up, can't abuser!
I gotta take a piss, or I'm gonna piss my pants!
I'm gonna piss my pants!
I'm gonna piss my piss- Take me out, engineer!
I'm gonna piss my pants, you son of a bitch!
Take me out!
Return from Blowjob Trip00:04:01
Hey, engineer, want to play Skeletrick?
I'll bring my race cars over if you ban Desi.
Engineer, shout cap if you think Desi is stealing your limelight.
Engineer is the boss.
Also, please play Boston.
Those to
return from getting a blowjob from Destiny.
We know that they're a great lover.
the game.
I think we're back.
All right.
I think we're all good now.
All right.
Good God, man.
You people were, you know, I want to be honest with you, man.
I mean, I was, I wanted to, you know, drain the main vein for a minute, and you people are just, you know, you kept me, you know, doing whatever.
You people, you know how you people are.
You people are fucking pieces of garbage.
You know what I mean?
Except for everybody who donated $25, $50, $100, man, like a boss.
Cheers to you guys.
All right.
And everybody else, you know, I look, I appreciate your donations, but you people are just trying to make my life a living hell.
You know what I mean?
And it hurts.
It hurts me.
You know, and you people don't care.
You people don't care.
Shut Up to the Assholes00:03:22
You people want me dead.
You know, so it's kind of hard to kind of rationalize this stuff.
All right.
All right.
What is this?
Our confirmed gay lovers, Ghost and Desi, come out, ghost.
I mean, shut up.
I'm not gay, you asshole.
All right, let me add this beer here.
I'm going to take this last chug of beer, and what we're going to do is we're going to do the capitalist or Jesus Christ, man.
Memories in the corner of my mind.
Out of the closet, Aries.
We're going to do ghost confessions.
Captain, a ghost stole my...
What is this?
Ghost is a baguette.
What are you saying?
Ghost is a Bandesi.
Ghost is a Baguette.
Bandesi.
All right.
Shut up, Captain Autism.
All right.
All right.
Now, do you have an engineer?
I'm telling you, I'm really close to, you know, maybe replacing the engineer.
I'm not even joking.
I'm not kidding.
You know, engineer, you're almost out of here.
I'm not, I'm, I mean, I'm not trying to be an asshole, but, you know, I'm sure if I put out a, you know, like, hey, everybody who's listening who wants to be the engineer, there'd be a thousand million people that wanted to be the engineer.
So, you know, I'm putting you on notice.
Okay.
There's probably a lot of people that would like to be the engineer.
So just, do you understand?
Do your job.
Do it right.
Or we're going to have problems.
Okay.
Hey.
Hey, Tintendo, Puto, huh?
All right.
I hope so, man.
I hope so.
Because this is getting ridiculous.
I want to be honest with you.
And shut up in the chat room that I'm being mean to the engineer for Christ's sake.
Go shove it up your ass, all right?
Go shove it up your ass, man.
I'm paying the engineer.
I'm paying him, all right?
Now let me get some more beer.
More beer.
All right, I think the engineer has it.
Now, I'm going to explain capitalist confessions, okay?
So, uh, what is this?
Can't abuser.
Fire the engineer, and we will file chargebacks the moment you fire him.
What are you kidding?
Are you joking, man?
Are y'all that y'all are more loyal to the fucking engineer than you are to me, you fucking pieces of crap?
I'm sorry for cursing, but that's a harsh reality to just I'm not letting you troll me.
You guys are assholes.
You know, I just shut up.
See, you're making me belch.
See when I get you see when I get really upset, I start belching.
You see that?
I will just shut up.
All right.
Let me, just have a swig of this beer.
All right.
All right.
Do you have an engineer?
Can you can you throw on the music when it's appropriate now?
Can you do that now?
Can you do that?
All right, we got it.
Burning Confessions Live00:03:43
It is now for Ghost Confessions.
Shout out to The Engineer for hosting The Engineer Show with Ghost as our sock puppet.
Shut up, Cat User.
Nobody has to.
Ghost is our Kelly.
Any plan for save the engineer?
Shoving up your ass now.
It is time for all of you to participate in Ghost Confessions on Ash Wednesday.
Now, what I'd like for each and every one of you to do is call right now.
There it is on the screen.
515-604-9052.
And when the bitch starts talking, push him the code for the Captain Desi is an Alex Jones show.
Van Dessi to the tech ghost type cap in chat.
I think Dessie should be thrown into Ghosts' Worship.
Ban Dessie!
Shut up, Captain Artisa!
Everybody, it is time.
If you have a confession for Father Ghost, call that number that's on the screen right now.
515-604-9052.
And when the bitch starts talking, go ahead and push in 844-286 and the hashtag or pound sign.
and you will be in queue to partake in ghost confessions.
LEGALA-
Everybody better give a confession.
It's not you're going to be burning it.
We are now going in to ghost confessions.
Ghost is Engineer's Bitch00:02:25
Ghost is the engineer's bitch.
He just doesn't realize it because he's not.
Shut up, Captain Show.
Because I want to hear the confessions of the peace.
Alright.
It is now ghost confessions.
Anybody calling better have the appropriate amount of volume in your voice so everyone, and I mean everyone, can hear you.
Do you understand me?
Let me to because I want to.
When are
you are going to confess that you're the engineer's bitch and you have a secret gay relationship with death?
Shut up, Can Abuser.
We're a piece of crap!
I have a confession, ghost.
Forgive me for my past sin, Father Ghost.
There is one sin, however, that I feel no guilt for.
Secret Gay Relationship Sin00:02:39
I simply want Captain Desi to be banned.
Amen.
Shut up, Captain Autism.
You don't know when you're sitting there with the...
That is right now on hold so we shall hear them and you better be loud so we can hear you all in healing, holding a hollow ass, blast hole.
First confession comes from 717.
What do you have to confess my son?
And all I'm trying to do was to try to provide some political and social commentary.
Why won't you let me do it?
Why why, why?
Autist should be put to sleep, some fucking dumb, fucking fucking 86 muzzle.
Let me tell you something.
I hope your fucking mother died of fucking uterine cancer and died a horrible death from producing a fucking waste, piece of shit, piece of garbage like you.
Ghost never said that.
That is a splice, and I am from the law.
in the face of the Lord.
Watch your confession.
This is Spock and Radio Graffiti.
Get down!
Justice for Jacklaw Tattoo00:03:53
You say you're humbly.
Trump gives you me Trump.
God fucks you.
you give him head inside your bed that's enough That sounded horrible like you just put it on the Casio karaoke machine.
I can't believe who bought that from a second-hand store to troll.
You free assholes.
What's your confession?
Shut the hell up, bitch.
Don't kill yourself.
Go sit in the middle of the road and let a car run over you.
So I ended up going to a tattoo shop and getting hashtag Justice for Jacklaw tattooed right above my ass cheek and I don't think I regret it.
Are you a homosexual You know maybe that might be the next confession Maybe I'm a little curious So Deathy hit me up.
I got $300 if you need your whole pause.
I got you fam get this stupid asshole off the confession How about two five four?
What's your confession?
My confession is, Thackos loves fucking CP dick.
Is that all?
How about 210?
What's your confession?
Hello, Father Ghost.
My confession is, I bought from your store a blow-up doll, That's all.
Blow-Up Doll Confession00:03:30
You sound like a net beard piece of trash trying to be funny, You stupid baggage.
Yeah.
What's your confession?
We've got pylon's greater graffiti and I hate to kill Christ here, but shut your stupid stinking, smelly salmon hole.
That is not funny at all, you piece of crap.
You better stop or maybe we get shy.
This is worse than Archie.
This.
Is worse than Archie.
This is worse than Archie.
This is worse than Archie.
You despise me for my autism, but act like this.
You're a hell of a princess.
Eating While Confessing00:02:41
Sorry!
Oh.
I think the song is so sorry.
Sorry.
I will eat.
I will eat.
I will eat...
I will eat.
I am eating.
I actually ate.
I'm eating.
Now I can face you 956, what's your confession?
Ghost forgive me because I'm Rainbow 60, I mean to Jonka and he has shown me the ways of communism.
You sound like a dumb imbecilic asshole with a pony in your shit.
Ghost, I have to confess that I've been helping not only Jackler, but also Captain Autism controlling you.
Hearing Pricks in Chat00:14:58
We can't hear you because you're trying to speak low so your parents don't hear.
You have to say, hey ghost, this is Buck from Saskatchewan.
What's up?
You know, after that hockey game we went to, I had unnatural feelings about us.
Take about ten steps away from my brack, Anonymous.
What is your confession?
Forgive me, my holy ghost, for I have sinned.
Ghost I, I still have one of your original autographs from 2016 and well, I don't see a reason to have it mounted on my wall anymore.
So I've been using it as a seat warmer because the the idea that you once had this paper in your hand it just makes me so turned on.
I just wanna just I'm sorry ghost, it just makes me cut my pants a little.
Just by the way you sound, you sound like a po- What do you have to confess?
Hey ghost, it's aesthetic.
How are you doing my son?
Yeah, not bad man, just chilling.
Uh, got a couple of confession.
Um, gotta admit, i've been holding out on you, ghost.
Um, for those that don't know, i've been in the inner circle about two years now and um, the truth is well I aesthetic, am a brony shit.
Turn that off, turn it, turn this shit off.
Turn it off, turn this crap.
Are you shitting me?
You, son of a Damn musclehead, turned a bitch.
Are you kidding me?
God damn it!
That better be a goddamn troll!
God damn it, you son of a bitch!
That better be a goddamn troll, man!
God damn it!
That guy's really in the inner circle!
He's really in the inner circle, man!
some musclehead son of a bitch.
You've...
God damn it.
That better be a troll!
That better be a goddamn troll aesthetic, you piece of crap!
Oh, God, man, I'm not even...
I mean, come on, man!
Come on, man!
I mean, this is what I get, huh?
This is it, huh?
This is my man, I don't even know.
What kind of an Ash Wednesday is this, man?
I thought that we were going to have...
Oh, God, man.
Oh, God.
You're making me belch, man.
And you know what?
Y'all want radio graffiti after this?
Seriously, man.
Y'all want radio graffiti after this crap?
How dare you, man?
I mean, good God, man.
What is this?
Pick up 717.
Oh, okay.
Oh, we're not on Kaplan.
We're not on Ghost Confessions.
We're not on Ghost Confessions anymore, alright?
I want everybody to know that.
Fuck you, aesthetic, you stupid brony musclehead piece of God.
He's really in the inner circle, man.
He's really in the inner circle, man.
Oh, God.
The outer circle has high standards.
We have no bronies over here.
Shut up, Captain Autism, you stupid son of a bitch.
Shut up.
Shut the hell up, man.
Just shut up, all you just.
Bandesi.
Shut up.
Bandesi.
Bandesi.
God damn it, man.
Oh, God.
All right, 717.
What's going on?
Hello, Father Ghost.
I have a confession tonight, Commissioner.
Hold on, You got a confession.
Put it back on, Engineer.
I guess.
I don't know, man.
Go ahead.
Put it back on, for Christ's sake.
All right.
What is your confession, my son?
Oh, Ghost, this year I enrolled in college, and during my first semester in one of my classes, I met a girl.
And we talked throughout the entire course.
And near the end, we decided to go on a date.
And it went very well.
And things went back to my place.
Started to get a little frisky.
But it was at this time that I discovered that she was in fact a trap.
And Father Ghost, this did not stop me from having sexual intercourse with this person.
Get this asshole.
Are you kidding me, man?
Good God, are you shitting me?
Oh my god, get this, get this crap out of here.
I mean, are you joking, man?
Get off.
I'm not going to sit here and do this crap.
Are you joking, man?
I just had to have a trap.
And it was just like, are you joking?
I mean, what is this, man?
What kind of a day is this, man?
I'm not even joking, man.
What kind of a day is this, man?
What kind of a day is this, man?
I'm not even joking.
I'm not even joking, man.
Ghost's transgender child is hotter than his wife.
Shut up, can't abuser.
God damn, you fucking assholes, man.
What kind of an Ash Wednesday is this?
What kind of an Ash Wednesday is this?
I mean, put God, man.
Hey, look, the chat room watch radio graffiti.
Are you shitting me?
Are you shitting me after all the crap that you have put me through today, man?
I can't believe I'm paying a penny a minute for this shit.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
I can't believe you troll terrorists, cyber vermin bastards, man.
I gave you the olive branch.
I gave you this Ash Wednesday, man.
I said, what do you trolls want to talk about?
God damn it, man.
I said, what do you trolls want to talk about?
And this is it, huh?
Huh, this is it, huh?
You sorry sacks of trash.
Huh?
I'm talking to you in the chat room, you punks.
You cuckhole connoisseur.
Urinal cake curator.
Punks.
I'm talking to you.
I'm talking to you.
Christ!
God damn it!
I can't believe you fucking people, man.
I buy that for a dollar.
What type of Ash Wednesday is this, you say?
The type where we make you cry like the bitchy little snowflakes.
Shut up, can abuser!
I'm not crying!
I'm just sick!
And what do you want, Jackie?
We didn't pay for radio graffiti, and you promised it.
Are you not a man of your word?
Shit, I buy that for a dollar!
Fuck you, ghost.
God damn it!
You on radio graffiti?
Well, you know what?
You're gonna have to, you're gonna have to listen to me.
Smoke some more tetrahydrocannabinol first, man, because I can't deal with it.
I thought we were gonna have a ghost confessions, and you heard these pricks.
All right, you heard these pricks!
You heard these pricks, man!
You heard them!
Give me my freaking ass tray, man!
God damn.
Give me the freaking, give me the freaking pot, man.
You're the freaking goddamn reefer, whatever the fuck you call this crap, man.
You on radio graffiti, huh?
You know, I guess I, oh, I guess I gotta do it.
I guess I gotta do it, man.
I don't.
God damn you, man.
You've made a mockery of me, just like you do every fucking time, man.
I mean, goddamn it, man.
Who can take this?
Who else can take this type of sh stuff, man?
Let me load this bowl, man.
I need it, man.
I need it.
And shut up in the chat room.
You stupid internet people, punks, are lucky that I'm even on here continuing this crap.
Do you understand that?
Shut up in the chat room and pay me some respect.
Pay me some goddamn respect that I deserve.
I'd buy that for a what is this?
Well, ghost is truly a melting pot of marijuana, after all.
Shut up, can't abuser!
I've got to take the substance because of you people, man.
I'm not saying that.
Then shut up with the eggplant emoji.
Don't just shut up, all the angles.
Shut up!
Shut the hell up!
Just shut the hell up!
I'm smoking this.
I'm not waiting for you sacks of trash, man.
You gotta hit the brain.
You gotta lit it at the brain, man.
You gotta lit the brain.
There it is.
There it is.
It's fucking daring.
That's what I need, man.
That's what I goddamn need, man.
That's what I need.
All right.
Now, unfortunately, because I've been drinking whole much and I've been dealing with all you stupid, stinking, smelly, salmon-smelling whole internet people.
Shut up with the eggplant emoji, you sick bastards.
Shut up!
Shut up, I'm on the moon!
Fucking assholes!
God damn it, man!
This is no time for trolling, man.
I'm not in a mood.
Shut up, no respect.
Do you want radio graffiti, you scumbags?
You better pay me some kind of goddamn respect.
If you want radio graffiti, you better pay me some kind of goddamn respect.
And I'm warning all of you.
I'm warning you all.
You better pay me some respect and shove those stupid eggplant emojis right up your fucking loose shit funnel.
All of you internet people.
I'm talking to all of you.
I'M TALKING TO ALL OF YOU!
Ugh.
All right, I gotta...
I can't help it, man.
I gotta drain the main vein again because of you fucking people.
Do you understand that?
You want radio graffiti?
Well, I gotta go drain the main vein.
I gotta drain the 15 and a half inch John Old Fostage now because of all you fucking assholes, alright?
So if you want a radio graffiti, if you want radio graffiti, you better wait.
You better sit there and wait your ass.
Sit there and wake your ass.
I'll be right back for Christ's sake, man.
God damn, you saxophrap, man.
I can't believe you people, man.
I can't believe you.
I buy that for a dollar.
It's called the outer circle because the circle is the orbit around.
Captain Autism, shut up, or I won't do radio graffiti, alright?
Shut up, or I won't do radio graffiti, alright?
Shut up, or I won't do radio graffiti, alright?
Van Dessi.
Alright!
Alright!
Van Desi!
Alright!
Van Dessi.
Van Dessi.
Hashtag H-A-M-B-O-A-G-A-G-A-G-A-L-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-C-S-N-D-F-T-Troll Terrance and Cyberbroom and look at that.
Sit there and shut up, slap man.
Shut up!
And shut up with the stupid eggplant emojis in the chat room.
No respect for you?
You better respect me, you better respect me!
And shut up with the eggplant emojis, you sick bitch!
Oh, shut up, man.
Radio Graffiti and Respect00:14:56
man.
All right, shut up.
I'm talking to all of you!
Just shut up!
I've got to drain the main vein.
If you stupid dumbasses want goddamn radio graffiti, Let's stay there.
Don't go nowhere.
Sit there, don't go nowhere.
Sit there, don't go nowhere.
I'm gonna put on insanity control.
All right, you can find it on YouTube, royalty free heavy metal track.
All right, that's what I play in the beginning and that's what I play when I gotta drain the main vein, the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that you sons of bitches are so jealous about.
So sit there in the chat room, shut up, don't put CX.
All right, CX sucks.
All right, CX can suck my dick up till it hiccups and you can tell CX.
I said that I gotta engineer, hurry up, get the goddamn, get the goddamn crap.
Hail Dessler.
Shut up, just shut up, man.
I gotta put insanity control on, engineer.
Shut up, campuser with the eggplant.
Put it on engineer, put it on when I come back, radio graffiti.
I guess you fucking assholes?
Huh, I guess you want radio graffiti right now.
Huh, you fucking assholes.
Put it on engineer, I'll be right back.
I'm gonna drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that your mother wishes was down her throat.
Take me out engineer.
For Christ's sake, Good God, what a turn that shit up.
What are you doing?
Oh my gosh, Come on, bitches!
Shut it the hell off.
All right, all right, I'm done.
I'm done with this crap, all right.
Jesus Christ.
All right, I'm back.
All right, I didn't want to, you know, I just needed to drain the main vein for a second.
All right, we're gonna go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, and I don't know how long it's gonna last because you people have been a fucking bunch of assholes, okay?
Seriously, each and every one of you have been grade A ass cracks.
All right, we're gonna get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, and that's radio.
What is this?
Shut the hell up, Kans Abuser, man.
Stop pissing me off!
Now I gotta get another beer.
You see that?
Everybody can blame Kans Abuser because I gotta get another goddamn beer.
You know what I mean?
And I'm not an alcoholic, even though you idiots are gonna spam that in the damn chat room.
I'm not a goddamn alcoholic.
I'm a connoisseur.
All right, asshole.
All right.
Let me go ahead and pour this in here.
And we're gonna get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become part of the spectacle.
All you got to do is give that number right there.
It's in front of you a call, 515-604-9052.
And once the operator starts talking, push in 844-286.
And then the pound or the hashtag, whatever you recognize it, right after that.
And then you will be in queue.
You will be in queue to be called on Radio Graffiti.
And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
Even though I thought we were going to have some capitalist confession.
I thought we were going to have some capitalist confessions.
Obviously, that's not going to be the case.
What is this?
Beer abuser, can you shut up?
And shut up with the stupid eggplant crap, man.
You people are gay.
Hey, anybody who puts up an eggplant emoji wants it up their ass, all right?
Anybody who puts up a goddamn emoji of a damn eggplant wants it up their ass.
All right, look at it.
Look at it.
Tall Order wants it up his ass.
Liberty Prime wants it up his ass.
Black Shirt Red Eyes wants it up his ass.
Kiwi wants it up his ass.
Bond Dayton wants us up his ass.
Mr. Falco Punch wants it up his ass.
Night Prowler wants it up its ass.
Gimme Poon wants it up its ass.
Scooter.
They all want it up their ass.
Look at them.
Son of a bitch.
All right.
Give me my goddamn drink.
All right.
We're getting a radio graffiti.
Can we get to Radio Graffiti right now, Engineer?
Because you've been fucking up all night.
Can we get to Radio Graffiti, please?
All right.
Well, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
All right.
What do we have here?
How about Jesus?
What is this?
Captain Autism again.
Zed underscore Commander as Cancer and Desi should be banned.
Type Cap to ban a great deal of money.
Shut up, Captain Autism.
Gotta go make some more money, pound, pound, pound.
Hashtag ballin.
Shut up.
All right.
How about 352 Raider Graffiti?
How about that?
Sneaking as chameleon for Jetty Man Radio Graffiti.
People in the chat room are like, how about some shout-outs?
How about some shout-outs?
Shut up.
I'm fucking doing it now.
The peach emoji is literally used to represent ass, just like the eggplant emoji is used to represent you know what.
You and I both know this is getting old.
Why don't you take the shortcut?
Oh, parading snake.
My interface.
And nothing of Bannery Westline.
You fucking sack of crap.
I'm trying to.
I knew it.
I knew you, troll.
Goddamn there.
That better be.
You want this goddamn radio graffiti to end, don't you?
Huh?
Sack of asshole crap, man.
I wish I could beat you with a bag of schlongs, man.
915 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, there we go.
This is Peter.
How are you doing?
How you doing, Peter?
I'm doing all right.
I was listening to the show earlier.
You were sounding like possessed or something.
What was that all about?
I just took a whiff of your mom's snatch, and you know, it can make you hallucinate.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, you came out of it, so you kind of know what I'm talking about.
Who else we got here?
How about Jesus?
How about 518 Radio Graffiti?
This is Sparta Radio Graffiti.
The power of engineer compels you to leave this angry racist Jewish hamboon's mother.
The power of engineer compels you to leave this angry racist Jewish hamboon's mother.
The power of engineers compels you to leave this angry racist Jewish hamboon's mother.
The power of engineers compels you to leave this angry racist Jewish grandfather.
Shut up, asshole, all right?
Just sit there and shut your stupid mouth.
This is what I get.
You know, it's my life.
Don't you forget caught in the crowd it never ends How about 908 radio graffiti?
Hey ghost is Frank Zappa how you feeling how you doing man not not too good.
I'm not doing too good right now.
I'll be honest with you.
Yeah, I know it's been a shitty episode, but I got a real real capitalist confession for you.
All right, go ahead all on it before you do it the trolls and their dirty asshole Go ahead my son All right,
so I work in a film business and uh I have a bunch of clients and one of them is uh in political and so we did shoots for the Republicans but the Republicans actually ended up not paying us our given rates So as a competitive marketplace, we went to the Democrats and they ended up picking us up.
So my Republican Trump voting ass ended up shooting and electing some Democrats in my own state.
So that is my confession.
Well then fuck you and your dirty dumb fucking soulless ass crack, you son of a son of a bitch!
What kind of goddamn shit do you stand for, you dumbass?
You think I want to hear that?
You think I want to hear that crap?
You soulless cash whore for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Eggplant if you smeared Templeton's ashes on your forehead on this.
Go shove it up your eyes.
Shut up.
Shut your goddamn mouth.
God damn it, man.
You goddamn sons of bitches, man.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Tony Gaga owns your fucking ass.
And that's all you gotta say?
And that you're a cocksucker.
Can I get an amen?
What?
You're a cocksucker?
I'm talking to you.
You like sucking on Shillong heads?
Yeah, that's exactly what I thought, you stupid no-personality-having dumb fucking wannabe.
Here, here, take a whiff of this.
Here, hold on, take it, take a whiff.
Hold on, hold on.
Take a whiff of this.
Hold on.
Take a whiff of that, you asshole.
All right, how about anonymous radio graffiti?
All right, the boat is yours, Mr. Fuzztail.
I'll take meme magic for 500.
This is what Ghost claims to still have, but the squirrels already took.
Yes, Buffbooks.
What is ghost teeth?
That is correct.
By the way, we got your last.
Get that crap out of here, you son of a!
That's not funny, you racist!
Damn it!
That's not funny, man!
God damn it!
I'm taking one more anonymous.
Anonymous radio goddamn graffiti, man.
What's up by the time?
I was cursing this dangerous suffering science church.
I'll call one of the motherfucker.
Reverend Henry E. Miller preached about my fucking language.
He told the congregation and the sanctuary that I gotta ask to kill him out.
All right, get this.
Get this idiot out of here.
I don't even know if you even know how to spoken.
Do you even know how to spoken?
Do you even know how to spoken, you son of a bitch?
Jesus Christ.
Geez, who else are you?
How about how about 925 Radio Graffiti?
Hello there, Ghost.
I have a bit of a confessional too, if that's okay.
All right, you want a confession here?
Hold on, let me do it right.
Let's just do it right there.
Holy hell, what's your confession, my son?
Okay, so basically, my confession goes a little something like this.
It happened back in 2016 or so, and let's just say my friends were all voting for Hillary Clinton, and I wanted to vote for the Trump.
However, what ended up happening was I was persuaded to end up voting for something else, but it wasn't exactly a Trump per se.
It ended up putting down Trap on the ballot and I take the fact away from my voice engineer.
This guy is a failed troll for Christ.
Voting Trump Confession00:09:21
I ended up wanting to do for the Trap.
You know what?
You're so, you sound like such a fat loser bastard that you couldn't even get Trapass.
And, you know, it's not even that hard to get Trapass.
I mean, all you got to do is pay attention to it.
You know, there's a lot of gamers that are trap-ass now.
Like, hey, I'm a gamer.
Huh?
You like games?
Come on over here.
Okay.
Oh, you're always.
I mean, give me a break, you stupid sick bastard.
Who else do we have here?
Oh, God, man.
I mean, it's my life.
Hold on, wait a minute.
There's somebody called Bathhouse Manager, Bathhouse Manager, Radio Graffiti.
What the hell is this?
Bathhouse Manager, you there?
Well, I guess I can't get Bath.
Hey, can I get Bathhouse Manor?
I can't get Bathhouse Manor.
How about 682, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, ghost, what's going on?
It's Mr. Brian King.
Hey, what's up?
It's BN King, man.
How you doing, man?
It's good to hear from you.
I'm not even kidding, man.
Hey, yeah, I'm doing pretty good, man.
I'm just doing a little bit of gaming while listening to the show, man.
Hope your show is actually doing well today.
It depends on what you mean doing well is, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, well, either way, man, you actually, you know, earned my respects for actually doing the show.
And, you know, you got through the whole hell of, what, four hours right now?
So high respects.
Holy shit, hey, thank you, BN King.
Holy shit, it's four hours.
Where does time go, man?
I mean, four hours.
I've been on here for four hours.
Are you kidding me?
Four hours?
Where did the time go, man?
Thank you, BN King, for Christ.
For four hours.
Oh, God.
You know, I shouldn't even have given you the.
I should have even given you four hours, man.
Look at what you all have done to me, man.
Look at what you all have done to me, man.
Here's somebody named Jag.
Jag, Radio Graffiti.
Are you there?
Jag?
I guess Jag ain't there.
I guess some of these people are there.
How about 518 Radio Graffiti?
This is Spargo Radio Graffiti.
It's my life.
Don't you turn in.
Come on in the crowd.
You know, you you stupid baguette.
All right, I said baguette.
You stupid baguette.
All right, Sparta, I'm not letting you win with that winner.
I just said that.
It's my life.
That's really funny, asshole.
I bet you think you're so great.
I bet you think you're so goddamn cool.
Jesus Christ, who else do we have here?
How about I guess we got somebody from the 213, 213 Raider Graffiti?
Night Browler, Raider Graffiti.
I'm Jeff Wall reporting tonight from Beauregard, Alabama.
Well, I'm standing there with a home yesterday.
It is gone.
The foundation lines are all that remains here.
At least 23 people were killed here.
Whoa, you died.
Whoa, whoa, you died.
Get that crap out.
Get that crap out.
Get off, man.
Get off.
Shut it up, man.
Oh, my God.
Shut.
Damn it.
Son of a f ⁇ .
God.
Oh, God.
I never said that shit.
I never said that.
Oh, my God.
How dare you, man?
I'm not even joking around, man.
How dare you, man?
You know what, man?
Why am I even here?
Why am I even continuing on with this stuff, man?
You know what?
I'm done.
It's already been four hours.
It's already been four hours.
And this is how you've besmirched me the whole damn show.
Oh, God.
The whole goddamn show is what you've been doing to me, man.
This is what you've been doing to me, man.
God damn it, man.
I'm done, man.
Just get me out of here.
I'm not even kidding, man.
I thought this was going to be a decent Ash Wednesday, and of course it's not.
Shut it up.
I'm out of here.
I'm not even joking.
You all thought that I was joking.
You all think I'm a joke.
Well, screw you, trolls, man.
Screw you, assholes, man.
I'm not going to sit here and be besmirched.
I tried to give the floor to you.
I tried to ask you, trolls, what the hell do you want to talk about?
What do you want to talk about?
What the fuck are you talking about in the chat room?
We win.
We fucking win.
You don't win.
Shut up with the we-win.
Damn it.
Ah, damn it.
Son of a bitch.
Shut up.
Shut up with the we-win crap.
You don't win nothing.
God damn you, man.
You don't win nothing.
Yeah, four wasted hours.
Bitch, shut up, man.
Shut up.
All of you troll terrorists and cyber verbs, shut up.
I tried to give you Ash Wednesday ghost confessions, man.
Four wasted hours.
Shut up, man.
God damn it.
Shut up.
I'm tired of all of you, man.
I'm not even joking.
I'm sorry, you're winning!
Shut up in the chat room!
You win nothing!
I'm sorry to you people saying it!
You win anything!
You win nothing!
Shut up!
SHUT UP!
Hey man just wanted to say cheers.
Sorry for how things went.
I'll see you around.
Thank you, Captain Desi, man.
Thank you.
Let's end on a positive note, man.
Let's end on a positive note instead of you stupid, sick, demented troll bastards.
Winner-winner ghost ain't getting thinner.
Fuck you, J-Man, goddamn!
And all of you!
And all of you!
Oh, God.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
No, shut up, the troll.
No, that's not the troll scoreboard, man.
God damn it, I can't believe you, man.
God damn it, I can't believe you, man.
You don't win any day!
You don't win any day!
You won!
You can get out when anything!
Shut up!
I think! Yes!
You anything!
Shut up, Jackl!
Is now a good time to say that I'm planning on getting into the IC properly soon?
No!
That better not be true, Jackler.
God damn you!
God damn you, that better not be true, Jackler!
That better not be true, Jackler!
It's time for everyone's favorite part of the broadcast, and I'm talking about radio rage quitty.
The part of the broadcast where the trolls makes ghost rage quit like a little bitch and the trolls win another flawless victory.