Ghost opens by mourning Luke Perry and Keith Flint while battling chat trolls who mock the deceased with offensive jokes. He defends Trump's immigration policies, attacks Democrats, and discusses wealth inequality before promoting conspiracy theories about Hitler's lineage and NASA's origins. Ghost analyzes market declines due to Federal Reserve rate hikes, advises value investing in blue-chip stocks, and condemns EU regulations as free speech threats. Amidst technical disruptions on YouTube and accusations of platform censorship, he lists hostile usernames, consumes cannabis, and ultimately ends the broadcast after reading a donation from user 352. [Automatically generated summary]
And I don't know if I should have come back, but guess what?
It's episode 28 of The Go Show.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And I want to say thank you very much for tuning in with me.
Spread this show link around the world.
You're damn right.
We're in affected in the house, and it's a somber day.
A lot of death today.
And I hope, I genuinely hope we will have a little bit of halt to the damn trolling.
Just a tad bit of a halt to the trolling.
All right?
But like I said, we're waiting for everybody to come in here and chill with this on this Monday, The Ghost Show, episode 28.
A Somber Day In The House00:14:26
R.I.P. Luke Perry and Keith Flint.
How about a day without trolling?
Huh?
How about a day without trolling?
How about that?
Huh?
Can we have a deal?
Can we make a goddamn deal?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we're in affected in the house.
Spread this show link around the internet and throughout the world.
A day without trolling.
Come on.
Come on, guys.
Come on.
Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, go ahead and take me out, Engineer.
Take the music out of here for Christ's sake.
Good God.
Anyway, what's going on to everybody that's listening to me right now on the internets?
This is episode 28 of the Go Show.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
No, let's not start.
Kent Flint, Keith Flint first, Albin next.
Luke Perry, LOL.
Listen, this is a really somber day, you goddamn macabre assholes.
Buy that for a dollar.
Luke Perry, I died, LOL.
Listen to me.
I knew you assholes were going to do this.
All right.
That's why I was asking you.
I was trying to put an olive branch to you damn trolls.
How about a day without trolling?
All right.
This is a very somber day out here.
This should be a day of mourning for two very talented young men that are taking before their time.
I'm talking about Luke Perry, former 90210 Dylan McKay.
All right.
So he played Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Wow, Ghost, Keith and Luke's bodies are not even cold and you use their deaths for your own selfish thing.
W-W-W-W-WOW!
Whoa, I'm not.
What the hell are you talking about?
What are you talking about, man?
Andrew Yang for Prez, yeah, right.
Listen, I'm not sitting here using them for my own gain here.
All right?
Lazy ass ghost.
Look, I'm going to update ghost.report.
All right.
I got a lot of my plate, asshole.
I got a lot of my plate.
Perry first, Albin's teeth next.
Stop talking about my goddamn teeth.
I told you about that.
All right.
Listen.
All right.
Let's go a day without trolling.
This is a day of mourning here.
This is a day of mourning.
Luke Perry, 90210 actor, also acted in Delphi the Vampire Slayer and a bunch of other names.
He died, unfortunately, here today, or yesterday, I think it was, of a stroke.
Of a stroke at 52 years old, man.
I mean, isn't that kind of young to be having strokes out here?
I mean, taken before their time, for heaven's sake, old Luke Perry.
And not to mention, folks, if you don't know who the Prodigy is, and I'm talking about the Electronica group, The Prodigy, well, then you don't know your ass on your elbow, for Christ's sake.
Keith Flint, what is this?
Ghost, welcome back.
Hope your weekend was great.
My weekend at Bahrain was amazing.
Also, rest in peace to both Luke Perry and Keith Flint.
Their talents won't go unnoticed.
Yeah, thank you, Art Hammond.
I appreciate that.
Thank you for at least showing some, you know, some kind of remorse.
I don't even know what to say.
Trump cucked to Jared.
Listen, just stop.
All right.
This is a day of mourning here.
All right.
I'm a little flustered.
Perry gave Albin the hook.
What the f?
Look, I'm not kidding around, man.
This is not a joke.
All right.
How about a day without trolling?
How about a day without trolling, man?
I mean, this should be a day of mourning for Christ's sake, man.
Luke Perry, 90210 actor, Dylan McKay, all right?
The best 30-year-old teenager ever played on television is dead.
All right.
52 years old.
Died of a stroke.
All right?
Died of a goddamn stroke.
What a flint burnout.
Oh, man.
Don't start on Keith Flint, man.
Keith Flint brought in the era of electronic music with the Prodigy.
Do you understand?
No.
You talking about a day without trolling?
No?
Man, don't be so goddamn macabre, man.
What is this?
Gonna cry.
Gonna piss your pants, maybe?
Maybe shit and come.
Shut up, Luke Perry croaked LOL.
I mean, give me a goddamn break, you macabre speak.
Smack my teeth up.
Smack your son of a son of a bitch.
Ah, damn it.
Satan is laughing, L.O.
I mean, stop being so goddamn macabre.
Stop being so goddamn macabre, man.
This is not funny.
This is a day of mourning for Christ's sake, man.
And I wish that you goddamn trolls find a soul and pay some respect.
Pay some respect to the people that have perished.
I mean, come on, these people died too young, man.
Too young.
And how dare you disrespect Keith Flint?
All right.
Flint and Perry in hell.
Shut up.
I don't condone these trolls.
I want to say that right now.
I don't condone these trolls that are sitting here making a mockery of the deaths of Luke Perry and Keith Flint.
Keith Flint was a part of the Prodigy, you scumbags.
He brought Electronica music into the mainstream.
I mean, y'all remember those songs, man, huh?
I'm the fire stata.
I'm the fire stata.
You know what I'm saying?
And forget about the last text-to-speech that said smack my teeth up.
The Prodigy had a hell of a song.
A hell of a song called Smack My Bitch Up.
And that's why I keep telling everybody to look at that video.
Look at the original video of Smack My Bitch Up.
And that's how Europe used to be before the migrant crisis.
All right?
That's how the socialists were able to make all the Europeans in Europe docile.
A perfect example is just looking at the Prodigy's Smack My Bitch Up video.
Look it for yourself.
Look for yourself, all right?
Anyway, folks, look, how about a day without trolling?
How about a little bit of respect?
How about if I give you this olive branch here, huh?
Here, take this olive branch.
A stroke of bad luck!
Good God, you macabre bastards, man.
You macabre-ass bastards, stop.
Just stop this scratch.
Just stop it now.
Rest in peace, Luke Perry.
Keith Flint, god damn it, screw these macabre trolls, man.
I can't believe this.
I can't believe this.
I'm a saeed.
Stop using your platform to spread propaganda about closet Jew homosexual Hollywood promoting child predators and Jews.
What are you talking about?
That's a false indictment.
That's a false goddamn indictment, man.
All right, sit there and shut your mouth and stop spreading slanderous lies, you sorrow sack of trash.
I'm just sitting over here trying to pay my respects, all right, to Luke Perry, all right, 90210 Dylan McKay, all right?
And also the actor in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and many other films.
I'm just trying to pay my respects to the man.
He died at 52 years of age of a stroke.
I mean, goddamn, that's pretty young for a stroke.
Am I wrong?
I mean, good God.
And then Keith Flint.
All right, the lead singer of The Prodigy.
Like I said, making hits like The Voodoo People.
You ever heard of Voodoo People?
That's a badass song by The Prodigy.
You know, The Fire Stata.
That's another good song by The Prodigy.
Smack My Bitch Up.
That's another good song by The Prodigy.
What is this?
Ghost's Granny was a Vietnam whore who he killed.
You son of a bitch.
Why are you going to bring my granny into this?
Why are you going to bring my granny?
Flint and Perry gay butt sex?
Ah, God, man.
Listen, just stop.
Everybody, just stop right now.
All right?
This is a day of mourning for Christ's sake, man.
Have a little bit of respect, huh?
Have a little bit of respect.
Here's boats.
Top of the morning, Ghost.
Monday is the beginning of a week of opportunities and success.
Yeah, I hope so.
Just having some coffee because last time won't fall asleep while you were taunting the trolls trying to rush to radio graffiti.
What are you talking about?
Having some coffee?
What are you talking about?
I'm trying to do my show.
They're not letting me, man.
This lame trolling.
You newfags don't understand how trolling really works and are just tryhards.
Oh.
Think for a moment how autistic it is to mindlessly spam donations for epic.
Oh, I mean, why are you doing this?
What are you talking about?
The text-to-speech is the interactivity of the show, scumbag.
It's the interactivity.
Give Ghost a rest today.
Yeah, no kidding, man.
How about that?
How about that?
Edgy Brah.
Is it me or is it another coincidence that Luke Perry was heavily into protecting the victims of sex trafficking and then he just pops?
Wow.
Why do these guys always suddenly die young?
Look into it.
I was going to bring that up.
Look into it, brah.
Thank you, Edgy, bra.
I was going to bring that up.
That people that tend to look into posted in the Standard Speaker on March 4th, 2018, Thomas Albin passed away March 3rd, 2018.
No way.
No way.
That better be fake.
Albin was best known as somebody better not have paid for an obituary, man.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
Don't you dare.
Don't be starting to buy obituaries.
No.
No.
Stop that crap now.
Stop that garbage now, man.
It's bad enough that you scumbags are out here writing reviews of goddamn gay bathhouses in my name.
Now, you assholes are getting obituaries now.
Huh?
Oh, my God, man.
You know what?
I just.
Mrs. Ghost.
Mrs. Ghost is obviously a male order bride.
Oh, go shove it up, your ass.
You're not a male-order bride.
All right.
Just shut up.
You don't.
That's a fuck.
That's a damn lie.
What is this?
Is it gay to suck a trennis?
Like, it isn't gay if it's a girl's cockright?
What are you talking about, young straight boy?
No, I mean, if you're putting a wee wee in your mouth, you like sucking on schlongheads.
I don't know what the hell do you want from me?
Listen, I don't want to talk about this right now.
All right.
I don't want to talk about this right now.
What I want to talk about is how today is a day of mourning amidst all you macabre-ass trolls.
It's a day of mourning because Luke Perry and Keith Flint are no longer with us.
All right, now, I talked about how Luke Perry died.
Luke Perry died of a miraculous stroke at 52 years old.
And like Edgy Bra said, you know, what is this?
Luke was also outspoken against the evil shit going on in Hollywood.
Yeah.
He might have ran his mouth a bit too much, like Chester and everyone else.
Anyone that dares to ruin their little pedo bubble gets suicided.
Look into it.
That's a very good point, Edgy Bra.
That's a very good point, man.
Hey, fucker, you thought I wasn't going to show up today.
Jeez, here's this ass.
I hope you lose your teeth.
You also Obama Wi-Fi, so go fucking.
Obama Wi-Fi, my ass.
What are you talking about, Obama Wi-Fi?
What are you talking about?
Son of a bitch.
You're the damn commie that's probably sitting over there on some goddamn net neutrality-free goddamn Wi-Fi in the projects.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
All right.
Now, I'm going to say this one more again.
All right, I'm going to say this one more again.
I am giving you trolls an olive branch right now.
Now, sit there and take it.
Take the goddamn olive branch, you son of a bitch, and stop trolling.
Big fan ghost.
I have a channel and show myself.
Any advice for young content creators?
Rest in peace, Perry and Flint.
God bless.
You know, just keep on trucking and make sure that you don't let anybody stop you, man.
I've been doing this for 11 years, man.
I have an 11-year internet broadcasting career.
All right?
Just keep on trucking, man.
No matter what.
No matter the haters, no matter the trolls, no matter nothing.
That's what I did.
All right.
Now, unfortunately, I don't know why I am a magnet for trolls, for heaven's sake.
I don't get it.
I don't understand why.
I've been a serious broadcaster.
That's how I initially got into the internet broadcasting game, man.
I was a legitimate broadcaster that was out here giving financial insight and political and social commentary.
I don't know where I'm at now.
Of the last true journalists and critics of American finances and politics has passed away.
John Conquest, publisher and editor of the influential and long-running third-party.
Seriously, man, are you writing obituaries?
Because this is gone.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
So we're taking it to another level, man.
Yang 2020.
All the people who memmed for Trump will either be banned or completely uninterested in the election after his total failure.
Oh, go shove it up, your ass.
It's going to be freaky.
Let me tell you something, all right?
It's Trump 2020, okay?
Have you taken a look at the Democrats lineup for heaven's sake?
Everybody and their brother and their mother is running for the damn presidency in the Democratic Party.
And to be honest with you, most of the Democrats know that they're not going to win.
They're just trying to get as much campaign contributions as they can so that they can fatten their pockets.
Taking An Olive Branch00:15:34
You understand?
I mean, look at Bernie Sanders.
Bernie Sanders has got, what, close to 20 million?
He barely launched his campaign, what, a week and a half ago?
$20 million?
A socialist?
I mean, that's what I keep telling you folks.
The biggest thing, the biggest money-making racket in politics today is saying you're a socialist.
Well, I'm so hurt.
At least I'm a Trump supporter, unlike your secret Bernie Sanders dick.
Shove it up your ass.
I spit on Bernie Sanders.
I spit on Bernie Sanders.
Are you kidding me?
I can't believe that this old prostate son of a bitch could sleep at night.
So it turns out that my little pony airs their final season this year.
Yeah, so I've heard.
Guess this is a final hurrah for the brony fandom.
So I guess you won't have them bothering you anymore.
Uh, who knows?
Okay, who knows for heaven's sake if they're going to keep coming back, Art Hammond?
Satan is good.
Satan is my pal.
Yang gang 2020, $6.66.
I mean, what's up with the fact sedation with Satan, huh?
Jesus Christ.
Ghost is an NPC.
I'm not an NPC, you son of a bitch.
What are you talking about?
I'm an active character.
I'm a main character.
All right?
I'm a main character, you son of a bitch.
I'm not an NPC.
Sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
All right?
You little son of a bitch.
Now, listen, I'm going to say this one more time.
All right.
This should be a day of mourning.
We have lost Luke Perry, the actor, and like Edgy Bra said, someone who was outspoken against the Hollywood pedo situation that's in Hollywood, and that was outspoken against the wicked trash that was in Hollywood, conveniently died with a stroke at 52 years of age.
And Keith Flint, the lead singer to The Prodigy, who made such hits as Smack My Bitch Up, The Firestarter, The Voodoo People, Breeze, etc., died at 49 years old.
Alex Jones ripped you off.
Why is he so much more successful than you?
Go shove it off.
Because he ripped me off.
That's why.
He ripped me off.
All right?
And let me tell you, I'm not asking nothing from Alex Jones.
All I want is a little bit of acknowledgement.
A little bit of a thank you for Christ's sake, man.
Down with Pettow Wood.
Destroy Pettow Wood.
Hey, I don't disagree with you there.
I don't disagree with you.
Thomas Albin fucked up.
Just shut up, all right?
Leave my dog out of this, you son of a bitch.
All right, leave my dog out of this.
Listen, how about a day without trolling?
I'm giving you an olive branch.
The Dow fell 207 points.
Now you're taking away my show.
You son of a bitch.
You're taking away my show.
Stop doing my job.
SP 500 fell zero.
Stop doing my job.
That's my job.
0.2% and Boeing.
That's my job.
His biggest component decreased 2%.
Oh, my God.
Go shove it up your ass, communist for Trump.
Toilet guy.
Toilet guy.
Can't you all just stop trolling for one effing day, man?
One effing day.
This is a day of mourning, man.
This is a day of mourning, man.
All right, don't you understand that?
This is a day of mourning.
Keith Flint, man.
I can't believe Keith Flint is dead, man.
Lead singer of the prodigy.
Thomas Ghostler Albin passed away surrounded by his family on March 3rd.
Albin was best known as an advocate for disabled people.
That asshole!
You better not be a real goddamn obituary.
I'm warning you, trolls.
I'm warning you, man.
I'm warning you.
Perry stroke too hard.
Oh, God, man.
No more macabre jokes about this crap.
What is this?
R.I.P. MLP fans.
Ha ha ha.
Okay, great.
Well, I can agree with you that I'm glad that that goddamn my little pony is on its last legs.
It's over.
Poop vapor, have you ever vape during what?
Have you ever vape?
I don't vape, all right?
I don't do vaping.
I'm not down with that.
I don't want vape lung.
All right, assholes.
I don't want vape lung, so that's why I don't vape.
All right, listen.
Here's an olive branch to you trolls, all right?
Here it is.
Take it and shove it up your ass.
Ghost's real name is Thomas L. Shut up, shut up.
Disregard what the hell that says.
Shut up.
Here's Edgy, bro.
What's up, Edgie, Bernard?
Look, we need evidence as to whether or not Alex Jones is a shill.
He fucking said he would bet his life that the government went to the man who never trusts the government believes we went to the moon and then deleted all the work.
So stupid.
Yeah, well, that's Alex Jones for you, all right?
That's Alex Jones.
Albin, better call dentist.
Stop talking about my teeth.
I'm serious.
I'm not kidding around.
I think that you mean magicians are going to do something to my teeth.
The American people for Israel and corporate lobbies at least with Andrew The president didn't sell out to nobody all right Shut up.
Shut up.
Dr. Knocker's Mrs. Ghost is a slut you can really sink your teeth into.
Really, asshole?
You thought you're going to talk about my wife, you son of a bitch?
Look, here's an olive branch, asshole.
Take it.
Take the olive branch, you cyber vermin.
Take it and tickle your asshole with it.
All right?
How about a day without trolling, man?
This is a day of mourning, for Christ's sake, man.
We lost Luke Perry.
We lost Keith Flint.
Have some respect, man.
Luke Perry, true hero.
I don't know what that's supposed to mean, but I hope that you mean that Luke Perry.
R.I.P., man.
Take the a la branch.
No, no, I didn't say that.
I said olive.
Olive branch.
Olive branch, you asshole.
Here, you goddamn trolls.
Here it is.
Here it is.
Take it.
Take the goddamn olive branch and tickle your asshole with it, man.
How about a day without trolling?
How about it?
How about a day without trolling?
Take the olive branch, you son of a bitch.
Take it.
Take it, son of a bitch.
This is a day of mourning, man.
You should be paying your respects and your condolences instead of sitting here conducting these macabre trolls, you son of a bitch.
Take the olive branch.
Take it.
Take the olive branch.
You know, lucky for you, I've already started drinking because I understand that this is a day of mourning.
I understand that I need to pay homage and respect to Luke Perry and Keith Flint.
Especially Keith Flint, man.
I mean, this guy, the prodigy, the group, the prodigy, made Electronica music into the mainstream, man.
Into the mainstream.
So I'm not going to let you goddamn trolls get to me this time, man.
I'm not going to let you get to me, man.
How about a day without trolling, man?
Here's the olive branch.
Bitcoin is down minus 2.6%.
Damn it!
I'll call you a stop.
I'm trying to do my job!
Son of a bitch!
Damn it!
Litecoin is down minus 93%.
Stop trying to take my job!
Son of a bitch!
80%.
Tether is 8.09%.
Stop doing it.
Goddamn job, you sack of crap.
LO ghost.
I'm never going to stop, so fuck off.
I'm better than you.
Hey, you know what?
F you, communist for Trump.
F you, man.
Olive branched used as TP.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah, you trolls, huh?
What's up, Thomas?
Shut up.
Shut up.
Disregard that goddamn fun.
Shut up.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Spermy the cat.
Get Spermi's ass out of here.
I thought we got rid of that guy, man.
Jesus Christ.
No branch stroke, Perry.
No branch stroke fucking period.
Son of a bitch.
$1,000 a month is unrealistic and just impossible cat face with wry smile.
A boomer that voted for Trump because he thought it meant all the minorities and women would be deported.
You're a damn lie.
Yang 2020, you're a goddamn lie.
You're being paid by the DNC.
You're a liar.
You gotta one-up Alex Jones with your own line of products that are associated with compete with the album.
Are you kidding me, buddy?
Dental care.
Hairy burden.
Shut up, addiction.
That's not funny.
Shut up, man.
That's not funny.
What is this?
You are here by order to immediately arrest Thomas Albin.
Shut up.
That's not even funny.
Violation of possession of marijuana state of Texas.
SHUT UP!
How about a day without trolling, please, man?
How about a day without trolling?
That's for a dollar.
Ghost loves the sports.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Listen.
I'm going to take a drink of beer, man.
I'm not going to sit here and continue this.
Flint smacked up.
Flint smacked up.
Jesus, man, stop being so macabre.
Stop being so goddamn macabre, man.
Oh, my God, man.
Alabama black snake.
Shove it up your ass.
Give me my freaking beer here, man.
I'm sorry, folks.
I mean, I'm in a day of mourning here.
I mean, I'm feeling a little bad that Luke Perry and Keith Flint are no longer with us.
And you got these stupid trolls that think they're so cute coming up with this macabre-ass crap.
And I don't appreciate it.
And I'm sure the fans of Luke Perry and Keith Flint don't appreciate it either.
All right?
So here, take the olive branch.
Take it.
Take it.
Take it, you fucking trolls!
Take it!
Take it!
Catheter's first dirt dentures next.
First of all, asshole, I don't have a catheter.
And secondly, I have all my teeth!
Listen, that's my teeth!
So shut up!
God damn it, man!
I really thought that we could have a day without trolling, man.
I thought that you trolls, you would have found a soul inside of you, man.
You would have understood that this is a day of mourning, man.
Luke Perry, Keith Flint, no longer with us, man.
Trump Cuck News.
Trump sold his base out when he said he wants even more legal immigrants for big businesses instead of children.
Just shoving up your ass.
He says that he wants immigrants in this country legally.
He wants legal immigration.
Trump Cuck News, you sorry sack of trash.
He wants people to come in, but he wants people to come in legally and under a merit system.
All right?
You sorry sack of trash.
So stop sitting here and making false accusations and indictments about the president.
Woodland Hill Jew, shut up.
I know what you mean by that.
Shut up.
Shut your stupid mouth.
Good God.
What a bunch of scumbags, man.
You people are literally taking a dirty yellow bubbly piss on the memory of Luke Perry and Keith Flint.
And I hope that you're all happy about it.
Do you understand that?
I hope that you're all happy about it because it sounds to me like you sons of bitches have no goddamn shame whatsoever, man.
No shame.
Oh, Jesus.
You see, I'm already belching, man.
Son of a bitch, you're already making me belch.
Here's the fucking olive branch I'm giving to you.
Goddamn trolls.
Here's the olive branch.
Take it, trolls.
Take it and stick it straight up your ass.
Remove Yang Gang rescind the olive branch.
Rescind the olive branch.
A fucking panda.
A panda emoji.
Oh, damn it, man.
I don't want to take this on a Monday.
No ghost.
He promised us he would put America first.
This is not putting America first.
What are you talking about?
He's turning into Jeb Bush and you're.
He's putting America first.
Shut up, you're a goddamn liar.
Stroke intentions, asshole.
Stroke intent.
Fucking gosh.
Listen, I'm not kidding around, man.
I can't sit here and continue to do a broadcast and continue for you all to give me a bad case of the Mondays if this is all you sons of bitches are going to do is be a bunch of macabre ass, troll terrorist, cyber verbin bastards.
I can't believe you people, man.
What kind of internet people are you, man?
What kind of sick, demented internet people are you?
God damn it, you internet people, man.
God damn it.
Give me my freaking beer, man.
I'm going to chug beers.
I'm in a state of mourning right now, man.
Luke Perry and Keith Flint are gone, and none of y'all give a crap.
Luke Perry, what a stroke of genius.
Oh, Jesus.
Shut the hell up with this goddamn macabre.
Shut up.
Rachel.
Shut up.
Just shut your goddamn mouth.
Rachel Abbott, shut up, you two.
Shut up.
All of you, shut up.
All of you just shut your stupid steak and all talking about.
Explain what Trump said is putting America first.
Trump campaigned against this and now he's cucking out.
He never said that!
He said he wants people to come in legally, D-Ray!
He wants people to come in legally!
Recently, read that Young is gonna use a VAT tax to pay for his UBI.
This is an even worse.
Who gives a goddamn right?
Shut up about Yang.
Don't talk about my president that way.
He's putting America first.
This has been one of the most pro-American presidents ever to see.
Hold the damn office.
Trump And Legal Immigration00:13:48
Stroking my Perry?
Stroking my Perry.
Twilly Atkins!
What the hell are you doing here, you goddamn bitch horse?
I thought we got rid of you, man.
Thank God, Captain Desi.
I was so upset to see Luke Perry had passed away.
I know.
He's one of my favorites.
I know.
Glad to see all these trolls are already getting triggered, and I ran into my parents fucking earlier.
Then all of a sudden, I started jerking my cock.
Shut up, Desi!
That's not the real Captain Dessey!
Shut up!
That's not the real Captain Dessey, man.
That's not the Restop Dachshund ghost.
Are you kidding me?
They've been trying to dox me for 11 years, man.
Good God.
Now, stop, man.
I'm not joking.
I don't want to take this on this Monday, man.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I didn't even want to do this broadcast today because I'm not feeling too great because I'm in a state of mourning right now.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Clinton Perry.
What?
Lol, may they burn in hell as I stroke?
You son of a bitch!
That's horrible, you macabre!
You macabre bastard!
Damn it!
Oh, God.
Can you all just stop being macabre, man?
Seriously, man.
Why are you all doing this?
Why are you sick little internet people doing this, man?
Oh, my God.
Ghost.
Shove it up your ass, man.
Who did that, man?
Who did that?
I'm going to turn you into the cyber police whoever did that crap.
I'm not even kidding around.
You son of a bitch.
Give me my drink.
And stop putting R in the chat room, you son of a bitch, unless you want this show to end early.
Keith was such an anhero.
You sack of crap!
Don't make fun of him, man!
So Keith Flynn committed suicide, man.
He was in a bad state.
How in the hell can you people make fun of that, man?
What is this?
Press F for the real hero?
Press F for the real hero.
Who the hell's the real hero?
Who the hell's a real hero, for Christ's sake, you sack of crap?
Give a radio host a pro-capitalist president, and he'll be happy for an election cycle.
But give a man $1,000 a month, and he'll be happy for a lifetime.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Are you trying to say that you want socialism, huh?
You want that little government-funded, sustainable living trash?
Huh?
You want $1,000 a month because you're breathing?
Huh?
Because you're alive?
You sorry sack of trash.
That's why it's called earning a living.
Earning a living, you crap.
Allah stroked him down.
Allah stroked him.
Can you all just shut the fuck up, man?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, man.
This is horrible, man.
Oh, God, you're making me belt so early in the damn broadcast.
This is horrible, man.
Trump on immigration in 2015.
Oh, yeah!
Here will be a pause where employers will have to hire from the domestic pool of unemployed immigrant and native workers.
Trump CPAC 2019.
We need an immigration policy that's going to be great for our corporations.
Well, what's wrong with that?
What's wrong with that?
Most Americans don't even want to work anymore.
What's wrong with that?
Most Americans out here, even though they haven't got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, think they deserve an $80,000 a year job when they ain't got no experience or not even education.
Press wife or Yang.
Shut up.
I'm not joking, man.
All right.
We need people that are going to want to work.
We need a working class of individuals in this country.
And for whatever reason, what is this?
Serious talk.
Do I have to join the inner circle to get any financial insight at this point?
Your show is ruined by TTS.
I'm sorry.
It's the interactivity, man.
What are you talking about?
That's what's made my show.
Stop it.
That's what made my show, man.
The interactivity, man.
And by the way, I always give the inner circle the straight political dope and the financial insight.
Cheers to the inner circle.
Criminal Bliss.
Ironic movie name.
Huh?
Buffy the Perry Slayer asshole.
Buffy the Perry Slayer?
Rollo from Sanford and Son.
He's dead, and my TTS didn't play back.
What are you talking about?
He didn't play.
What do you mean?
Hold on.
Let me see if it'll play this time.
Did you say something like a curse word or something?
I recognize that sometimes they don't play it if there's a curse word.
Here, we'll try to play it again.
All right?
See, you might have said, oh, no, you know what you did here.
Why no love for Nathaniel Taylor Rollo from Sanford and Son?
He died too, ghost.
This is America.
Listen, this is America.
Junkyard America theme.wave.
You put too much like scrambled words together.
All right.
Believe me, the internal thing has some spam block or some kind of crap like that.
So anyway, that's all there is to it.
There, you got your thing repeated.
All right.
So stop freaking complaining.
You're a damn troll anyway.
All right?
You're a goddamn troll anyway, man.
And by the way, you're talking about the son from Sanford and Son?
He's dead.
The son from Sanford and Son.
What incentive is there to slavery away 40 hours a week of wages?
40 hours a week away.
Then what are you doing?
Are you living with mommy and daddy?
Huh?
The baby boomers that you criticize so much?
The baby boomers that have 80% of America's wealth?
Is that why you think, I'm not going to be a wage cuck?
I'm going to sit here and I'm going to live with my mommy.
I'm going to live with my mama.
Alabama Twister LOL.
Ah, don't even talk about that, man.
That's horrible.
All right.
28 people died yesterday in a horrible twister that hit Alabama.
And God rest those souls and our thoughts and prayers are going out to Alabama.
The beat isn't the only thing beneath my feet.
A final step in life.
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
All right.
What the hell is that supposed to mean, man?
Jesus Christ, you people.
Look at this.
Pissed on Perry.
I mean, pissed off.
Jesus Christ.
Take the olive branch.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Yes, the son is dead.
He died last Wednesday.
Thanks for saying my TTS.
No dispute.
Well, give me a break.
Hail Flintler.
Hail Flintler.
Jesus Christ, man.
I was not aware that the son from Sanford and Son is dead, too.
That's horrible, man.
Non-white immigrants vote overwhelmingly for Democrats.
The more of them we get in this country, the harder it will be for Republicans to win elections.
Are you kidding me?
Hey, hey, scumbag.
I mean, one thing that you need to understand, what is this?
More like Buffy the vampire stroker.
You son of a bitch, yakass, you son of a bitch.
Listen, Mr. Maury, weird.
I thought that these Trump people were for clamping down on illegal immigration.
Trump never said that shit.
He never said it.
Oh, you killed me.
I am banned on Twitter for life.
I am banned on Twitter for life for creating the term pause hole.
You know that?
The term pause hole.
I mean, seriously.
Now listen, Trump never said that.
Trump said that he doesn't want to stop immigration.
He wants immigrants to come in legally and through merit, you dumb scumbags.
He said that in 2016, and he's maintained that policy throughout his presidency.
You sorry sacks of crap.
It's you white nationalists and you alt-right pieces of garbage that thought that when Trump got elected, that the fourth Reich was coming along, and that's not what happened.
All right?
That's not what happened.
All right.
And by the way, ICE, you know, the ICE agents?
I mean, did you hear Trump at CPAC?
I mean, they have literally kicked out hundreds of thousands of people out of the country.
Hundreds of thousands of people.
It's unprecedented.
And that's why the Democrats are crying foul because the president is fulfilling what he said he was going to do in 2016.
It's you stupid, disgusting white supremacist, white nationalist, and alt-right assholes that thought that Trump was going to bring in the fourth right that are all pissed off.
And that goes for you, you flatboard that needs a screw and coulter, you son of a bitch.
Let me tell you something, Ann Coulter.
It's probably because you're taking too much goddamn liberal slong in your goddamn cooch.
Keith Flink had some pretty decent songs.
We're all very sad that he died, but he was a bit of a faggot, so he shall burn in hell.
Ah, you son of a bitch!
What the hell are you talking about, man?
Come on with these goddamn freaking trolls that you people are text-to-speech in here, man.
Come on.
Come on.
And yeah, I'm calling out Ann Coulter, that flatboard that needs a screw, that emaciated, sunken eyes and sunken cheeks looking son of a bitch and broad.
That's I'm talking about, all right?
Ghost, I would vote for Trump, but Tulsi Gabbard has really sexy feet.
She's got really sexy feet.
What the hell are you doing?
When the hell do you see her feet?
Tulsi Gabbard, isn't that the anti-gay Democrat in Hawaii, which is ironic?
Mercury Mariner trash.
Mercury Mariner trash.
That's great.
Texas will turn blue in 2020.
You're a freaking liar.
There is no way Texas is turning blue, baby.
All right.
No way.
All right.
This is red country all day, all night.
Not even Beto O'Rourke with the $400 million that were donated to him could even overtake a Senate seat.
Hey, man, off topic, but when's your birthday again?
We got to head over to 6th Street sometime.
I haven't celebrated my birthday in decades, so it doesn't matter what my birthday is.
Boycott Chuck E. Cheeses.
They recycle their pizzas and feed them to kids.
It's disgusting.
I am not taking part in that.
I have heard about that.
I've heard about the Chuck E. Cheese conspiracy.
I am not making a comment on that.
I am not making a comment on that.
Meme Magic Blue Texas 2020.
It ain't going to happen.
It ain't going to happen, you socialist scumbags.
So keep slobbing on your blue knob because that's all you're going to get is blue balls, baby, because it ain't going to happen here in Texas.
Do you understand that?
You understand that?
Ghost the cup.
Tom Coulter has done more for American capitalism than that cuck Trump and your hambone ass.
Oh, get the hell out of that.
What the hell has goddamn Ann Coulter done?
What the hell has Ann Coulter done besides pump and dump her stupid, ridiculous rags of books?
What the hell has Ann Coulter done besides be an agitator behind a bunch of security?
Huh?
What the hell has Ann Coulter done?
She is nothing more than a right-wing flatboard that needs a screw that has given her coochie up to a bunch of leftists.
All right, turn ghost teeth black.
Turn their black, shut the hell up, man.
Seriously, shut up.
Shut your mouth.
And by the way, what makes you think that all these Mexicans and these South Americans that are coming into America are going to vote Democrat anyway?
I mean, have you heard at these border holding centers that, you know, folks that are coming in that are LGBTQ are being harassed and beaten?
Hey, if you think Ghost is Thomas L. Shut the fuck up.
I'm just don't, don't disregard that damn text to speech.
I mean, do you understand that transgenders and people that are homosexual that are a part of this migrant caravan are getting harassed and beaten up?
Ann Coulter cucks out.
Shut the hell up.
Shut up.
Do you understand that?
I mean, regardless of what you think about these, you know, Mexicans and these South Americans, they believe in religion.
They have a moral compass.
They don't like LGBTQ.
All right.
And on top of which, they have an unbelievable work ethic that I've seen firsthand.
I've seen these goddamn sons of bitches.
Because listen, I'm out here in Texas, all right?
And we got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
And I've seen it firsthand.
I've seen these Mexicans work like machines for four or five dollars an hour under the table.
Hard labor, baby.
Hard labor.
And here you've got these sons of bitches over here talking about being a wage cuck for 40 for 40 hours.
Can you believe that?
We've got illegal immigrants that are working hard labor, blood, sweat, and tears, all right, for $4 to $5 an hour.
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And we've got American people bitching and moaning about standing behind a cash register for a minimum wage of $8 an hour.
Can you believe this crap?
You know what I'm saying?
And let me tell you, most of you people that are hating on this Trump immigration issue, most of you people are a bunch of assholes that aren't even working anyway.
All right.
Most of y'all aren't even working anyway.
So just sit there and shut your mouth.
All right.
I respect anybody that wants to earn their own living instead of living off their boomer mothers and fathers and just sitting back getting their thumbs bruised playing video games and being an insignificant waste of human flesh that's turning perfectly good food into shit.
All right?
That's it.
I said it.
I said it.
So sit there and shut up.
And you know what?
You assholes in the chat room can call me a boomer all you want to.
I'll tell you this.
While you sons of bitches are out here wasting your money away on the most ridiculous, mundane apps and all this crap that have no kind of value, resale value whatsoever, 80% of America's wealth is right in the possession of the baby boomers.
And what are you assholes doing about it?
You're not doing a goddamn thing about it.
That's what you're doing.
You're not doing nothing.
So just sit there and shut up.
All right.
Shut your damn mouth.
You sorry sack of trash sitting over here calling me a boomer.
You assholes are just hating on me, boy.
You're hating on me because you wish you were me.
All right?
You wish you were me.
All right?
I mean, I'm sure many of you right now.
What is this?
Wage cuck ghost, you asshole?
Most of the people are out because Jorno's ruined their lives because of edgy posts on the internet, you boomer.
Use Cato propaganda more as your country has destroyed, you knicker.
What the hell are you talking about, man?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
How in the hell can anybody look down upon anyone who's making their own living, who's earning their own living?
Only a piece of trash that's living with boomer parents in a basement, in their old bedroom that they grew up in, can talk this way and say wage cuck and all this other garbage.
That's it.
All right?
I'm not even joking around.
Hail Boomler.
Hail Boomler.
Let me tell you something, man.
You all can sit here and talk all the garbage about boomers that you want.
They are in control of 80% of the wealth while all of you from Generation X downward, all of you are clamoring around for the remainder 20% of wealth that's remaining in America.
Unbelievable.
And you know, not even the millennial or Generation Xers have even come close to understanding what the hell that's supposed to mean.
You know?
Instead, you goddamn baby, you millennials and you Gen Xers and you people that are younger, you're just sitting back thinking it's so great, thinking it's so great to just live in Mammy's house and be an insignificant nothing, turning perfectly good food into shit.
The alt-right is salty that they're all dying of obesity in trailer parks instead of achieving things like Jews and Mexicans.
I don't know what the hell to say about that.
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Only a normie would stop at turning food to shit.
But a true master knows how to turn food into shit and then turning that shit back into food.
All right, this is substituting.
Come join me.
I can show you how to become a true self-sustaining scat master.
Just shut up.
All right.
Just shut your mouth.
You people are already giving me a bad case of the Mondays, man.
You're giving me a bad case of the Mondays, and I'm starting to get pissed off.
And you're lucky if I'm even going to stay on this broadcast today, man.
All right?
This is a day of mourning, asshole.
This is a day of mourning, and you people don't care.
I'd buy that for a dog.
Yellow boomer of Texas.
Yeah.
Real funny, you ass crack.
Real fun.
Real funny, man.
This is a day of mourning here, man.
All right.
Luke Perry, Keith Flint, taken before their time.
And all you macabre assholes can do.
This is all you can do, man.
This is all you can do.
You son of a bitch.
All right.
You goddamn son of a bitch.
I need to take a big shit.
I'll be thinking of you, ghost, while I shit and stroke my hard cop.
Yeah, yeah, you want to know why you're jerking it while you're taking a turd?
Because you're wishing that it was a 12-inch schlong ejected from your colon.
All right?
I'm telling you, I bet you half you people question your sexuality every time you take a big turd.
Booming in my diaper.
Yeah, booming in my diaphragm.
Shut up.
Give me my freaking beer, for heaven's sake, man.
I'm not kidding, man.
I'm telling you, most of you people that are listening to me question your sexuality every time you take a nine-inch turd or higher.
You look at that turd in the toilet bowl and you're like, wow, that looks like 10 inches.
Huh?
Looks like I can take some Alabama black snake.
You know it, you fruit balls.
I can hear it.
I can hear it in your non-based voices whenever you call up for radio graffiti.
Huh?
Have you heard these trolls for Christ's sake?
Have you heard them?
Huh?
Tulsi Gabbard feet are on WikiFeet.
I even made a fan fiction of you sucking her toes.
Ah, Jesus.
Do you know I'm not going to read about it, you sick foot fetish son of a bitch?
And what's up with people in foot fetish?
Templeton turred on the carpet.
No, he ain't doing that anymore.
Shut up, all right?
What's up with you people with foot fetishes?
What is up with that crap?
What is up with that crap?
It's a filthy, stinky foot, all right?
You all understand this, you foot fetish bastards.
It's a stinky, sweaty, smelly foot.
I mean, you know, what do you people with feet fetish, what do you want?
You want like the big toe to like, you know, penetrate your orifice and then, you know, you got the athlete's foot of the asshole?
I'm just saying.
I mean, come on.
I mean, think about this for a second.
Think about it for a second, man.
I'm not kidding.
You know, somebody, you know, penetrates your body with the big toe and all of a sudden you got athlete's foot of the orifice, man.
I mean, come on, man.
It's a stinky, smelly foot.
I don't get foot fetishes.
You people are sick, man.
It's a fucking filthy, stinky foot.
Excuse my French.
It's horrible.
Give me my goddamn beard.
You got these stupid trolls talking about foot fetishes, for Christ's sake.
What a Callie Boy66.
Went to some antique shop in Texas with some fruity name called Antiques in Wonderland.
And dude literally raged at me and called me a hambone for trying to buy this American flag for five bucks.
Dude called the cops on me.
Reporting his business.
How rude.
Well, that's too bad.
You should have bought Hitler's meat plate.
Luke Perry went boom.
Shut up.
Shut up.
He had a stroke, okay?
And by the way, you should have bought Hitler's meat plate.
But anyway, look, let's stop with this trolling, man.
I mean, I sincerely thought, since we were in a day of mourning, I would be able to give you trolls a goddamn olive branch, and we would have a day without trolling.
You know, we would have a day without trolling, but that's obviously not going to be the case, is it, huh?
Jesus Christ, that's obviously not going to be the case.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my God.
You're making me belch already, man.
I'm just.
What have I become?
Huh?
What the hell have I become for heaven's sake, man?
What is this, D-Ray?
Increasing legal immigration would cut the job prospects of the at least 13 million working-age Americans who are either working.
Americans aren't working now.
You understand that?
Why don't you look up a freaking Bloomberg article that was written a few months ago about how there are like 2 million millennial-age men out of the workforce because I don't want to be a wage cuck.
I don't want to be a wage cuck.
90 Boom 10.
Shut up, all right?
Hey, asshole.
These American people don't want to work, all right?
Ain't working.
That's the old hambone that rips off its show by refusing to take off TTS and running away.
It's the interactivity of the show, you scumbag!
Don't you understand that?
That's what created the show, man.
What created the show?
What's the interactivity, you scumbag?
Sit there and shut your mouth.
Luke Perry struck out.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Come on, man.
I can't believe you people, man.
I can't believe you people would turn this goddamn Monday into what the hell whatever the hell this is, man.
Whatever the hell this is, man.
Boom goes the wheelchair.
God damn it, I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
Shut up!
Shut up!
I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
Hanging around in Flint, and I'm not talking about Michigan.
God damn.
Don't they take the olive branch and shut up?
Take the olive branch.
And how about a day without trolling, man?
HOW ABOUT A DAY WITHOUT TROLLING?
I need some more goddamn beer, for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer, man.
I need some more goddamn beer, man.
I'm telling you, sacks of craps.
You want this show to end early, don't you, you sack of trash?
Huh?
You want this show to end early, don't you, man?
Because I don't want to put up with this crap on a Monday, man.
I shouldn't have to be putting up with this crap on a Monday, man.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE DOING IT!
God damn it, man.
You see, you're making me secrete mucus now, man.
I got to get a damn tissue.
Give me that damn tissue, man.
Texas History teacher, no reruns for Luke Perry.
Jesus Christ, man.
You shut up, man.
Press B to burn olive branch.
You son of a bitch.
Stop.
How about a day without trolling?
Stop.
Take the olive branch.
Take it.
Take it and eat it.
Eat it.
For a dollar.
Okay, so I hate homework and you want to know why?
Do you want to know why?
Why?
Because homework is work at home.
And guess what?
Guess what?
My mom won't let me play Minecraft until I finish my homework.
Yeah, of course.
She wants real funny money.
You son of a bitch.
I'm not joking around, man.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not.
Why should I even continue to do this broadcast?
Honestly, seriously, man.
Why?
Why?
You people don't care.
You're macabre.
You're a bunch of sick trolls.
Why?
Boomer sooner.
Boomer sooner.
Don't just shut up, please, man.
Why don't you all just shut up, man?
Why don't you all just shut up?
I can't believe you internet people, man.
And here's this foot-fetish asshole.
She said to him, You're in my mouth.
Shut up about it.
You're going to smell my feet.
You foot-fetish sick bastards.
It's a filthy, stinky, sweaty foot, man.
Hey, it's TN Apostle.
Millennials have no right to complain about immigrants taking jobs.
College too expensive?
Take up a trade, even if it's just repairing household appliances and doing HVAC.
Training is affordable and make good money.
Oh, TN Apostle.
TN Apostle told you off, baby.
TN Apostle told you millennials off, huh?
I want to say cheers to TN Apostle.
I know he's a hard-working man.
Cheers to you, baby.
And thank you for just shoving it right in these millennials' faces and showing them that, hey, hey, you assholes.
You assholes need to realize that you need to earn a living.
You need to earn a damn living, you son of a bitch.
You're not giving a living.
So just sit there and shut up.
All right?
Cheers once again to TN Apostle for the $25 donation, baby.
All right.
He is telling the honest truth.
He's telling the honest truth.
And I hope that some of you millennials take that advice and do something.
Flint bitch slapped him up.
Shut up.
Stop talking about Keith Flint.
Stop talking about Luke Perry.
Enough!
Enough, all right?
Enough.
Cheers to TN Apostle once again.
I know you people are hating in the chat room.
Look at him.
Look at him, hating.
Look at him.
$25 on mom's master card.
Shut up, all right?
Just sit there and shut up.
TN Apostle was not only giving some appreciation to old ghost over here, but he was teaching you goddamn millennial troll terrorist cyber vermin scumbag a lesson.
Do you understand that?
He's trying to teach you goddamn millennial losers a lesson.
Why don't you listen?
Listen for Christ's sake.
Give me my damn beer.
Cheers once again to TN Apostle.
$25 donation, man, and a little bit of substance on the debating table to these scumbag millennials that are on a bunch of unappreciative bastards.
Give me my goddamn drink.
Now, I can't believe I've been taking this garbage for an hour.
I'm telling you, you assholes have given me a bad case of the Mondays.
An hour I've been taking this crap.
Albin relayed on Pornhub?
Shut up.
I better not be being relayed on Pornhub.
I better not be relayed on Pornhub, you son of a bitch.
All right, or Chatterbait or any of those sick perverted sights.
Good God, man.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I already got crap all over the freaking place.
I'll take the olive branch for the time being.
Did you see about that crap where they're forcing people to watch Captain Marvel at cinemas this weekend?
No.
I didn't see that.
Captain Marvel's at cinema.
Hey, Ghost, just want to show some more West Coast love to and your folk in Texas.
And can I ask what you had or might have for dinner?
I'm curious after having one of my dad's family favorite flame-grilled ribeye steak with melted butter.
Well, my Posey, I think I'm going to have me a steak once again.
Hey, Ghost, I'm a huge fan.
Could you say a line for me?
Let's add.
Could you go?
Ha ha ha ha.
Woo, thanks.
Yeah, I can do that, Ghost Number One fan.
All right.
This is how I feel whenever I see the trolls flapping their fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard and chat, getting all salty.
I love it, baby.
Ha ha ha ha!
Woo!
You're damn right, baby.
You're damn right.
I'd buy that for a while.
Boom goes the ghostler.
First of all, don't call me ghostler.
And secondly, stop with these little boom.
That's not funny.
That's not funny whatsoever.
All right?
That's not funny whatsoever.
So let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer.
And I'm going to move on with this broadcast, man.
I'm not going to let you trolls get me down.
Thanks for the positive text-to-speeches, all of you guys.
TN Apostle, my Poisey, Ghost number one fan.
You know, you're the reason why I do this show.
What is this?
What?
That better not be a porn hub of my show.
God damn you.
God damn you, trolls, man.
That better not be a real goddamn porn hub, you sack of crap, man.
I'm serious, man.
I'm serious.
God damn it, you trolls, man.
How long is this going to last?
You know...
Know, I told the inner circle that at some point that this trolling would eventually die down.
It'll all eventually die down, and we can go back to the old show.
You know, the markets and the political and social commentary.
28 episodes later, you trolls have not stopped.
You trolls have not got that stop, man.
Jackler, the leading actress of Captain Marvel said she didn't want to be interviewed by white journalists.
What?
People started to boycott the movie, so now cinemas are forcing you to watch it.
Thoughts.
I didn't realize that this was the case, but hey, I'm telling you, this is what's going to happen to all of your comic book characters because Hollywood is in control of these comic book characters.
And I'm telling you, Captain America, he's going to be a black guy who drinks 40 ounces on the corner.
Stop boomer broadcast.
Just shut up.
All right.
Just shut your stupid stinking mouth.
I'm telling you, I wouldn't be surprised if they changed Spider-Man into a chick.
9-11 at the 90210.
Shut up with the Luke Perry and Keith Flint trolls, you cyber vermin sons of bitches.
God damn it, man.
Oh, Jesus.
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You see, you're making me belch, man.
You're making me goddamn belching.
It's early in the broadcast, man.
I've only been on for an hour, for Christ's sake, man.
I've only been on for an hour.
Man, it makes me sick, man.
That's why, let me tell you, I don't like the Hollywoodified comic book characters, okay?
I don't like the movies of these comic book characters, all right?
They pay no homage to the comic book.
All right, no homage whatsoever.
Piss on ghost.
Yeah, try it and see what happens.
Try it and see if you don't go out like really lumpling.
This link is real.
Enjoy.
Fuck you, man.
You assholes, man.
I got two words for you people that are relaying my stream on pornhub, chatterbait, or any of these other perverted goddamn sites.
Two words for you.
Punitive damages.
Did you hear me?
Punitive damages.
And if you think I'm playing, you think that I'm just a bunch of crap.
Try me.
Ghosty gum jump.
I got teeth, assholes.
Shut up, alright?
Shut up.
Two words.
Punitive damages, you sacks of crap, all right?
Two words.
I'm gonna get my Jewish lawyer on your asses.
And I'm gonna tell him that you all hate Jews so he can even take more out of your ass.
All right, how do you like that, huh?
Huh?
I like that!
Give me my drink.
Man, I really don't want to do this goddamn show, man.
I really don't, man.
I mean, I don't.
I mean, what now?
Hey, Ghost, my friend, and I have been listening to your show since the first troll thread on B. My friend listens live while he's at work, and he's an admitted slacker.
Can you give him a shout-out and tell him to start working?
Oh, yeah.
His name is Jacob.
Hey, Jacob, start working.
All right, start working.
Boomer is on Grinder.
I'm not.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm not on Grindr, you sorry sack of crap.
I downloaded it one time on the air to make a point.
All right, to make a point.
In other news, they fucking pushed up Article 13 for next week to avoid anyone doing anything about it in time.
What kind of shit is that?
Hey, Jackler, that's Europe.
Europe, you're talking about a cuckold connoisseur land of the world.
It's Europe.
All right, aside from Article 13 prohibiting internet freedom, of folks in Europe, just wait until Brexit.
What is it, 20-something days until Brexit?
And of course, now they're talking about a second referendum.
Now they're talking about no Brexit for heaven's sake.
I mean, that's cuckold connoisseur Europe.
At least the French, even though I think it's a bit too late, at least the French are launching the Yellow Vest Revolution every Saturday, but I think it's a bit too late.
Albin Nick, just shut up, asshole, all right?
Shut up.
But I'm telling you, if you think that Article 13 in the EU is bad, that's just the incremental overtake of the freedom of speech of the internet.
All right?
I mean, they're already talking about an internet ID for you to even get on the internet in the EU and in European Union countries.
Can you believe this?
You got to get an internet ID to get on there.
So I'm telling you this right now.
You sons of bitches think that you're going to continue to be internet free.
You people think that you're going to continue to be freaking troll terrorists and cyber vermin without any kind of recourse.
That recourse is coming.
And that's why I'm telling you, trolls, instead of focusing in on ridiculous nonsense, why don't you try to protect your internet freedom?
Why don't you try to take some of that meme sorcery, that meme magic, and start going after these goddamn people that are coming after our internet freedom?
Huh?
EU equals EW.
Yeah, well, I'm telling you this right now.
All right, you trolls out there, you got to start doing what you have to do or internet freedom is gone.
Internet freedom is gone.
And it's starting in Europe and it's going to go all over the world.
It's going to go all over the world.
I mean, did you hear Russia?
Russia's talking about closing the internet within its country and starting its own internet within Russia.
Huh?
So I'm telling you folks right now, we are living the last days of the free internet.
We are living the last days of the free internet.
So I hope that you all are enjoying yourselves.
All right.
I hope you all are enjoying yourselves because you are going to be remembering these days and saying, my God, I wish I could go back to those days.
I remember I used to go, I used to troll Ghost from the Ghost Show.
We used to put his name on Google and Yelp reviews of gay bathhouses.
Well, that's going to be a big, long memory, boy, unless you trolls start rising up.
Unless you trolls start rising up and start doing something, boy.
Start doing something.
Did you know that those of us, those of us back in 2009, 2010, 2011, we were battling something called SOPA!
And you know what?
All the meme magicians, all the troll terrorists that listened to the broadcast back then took it serious.
And they were making memes.
They were making graphics.
All you have to do is look up Ghost Capitalist SOPA, S-O-P-A, and take a look at the Google images and take a look at all the true capitalist radio-inspired images and the memes and the things we did to stop SOPA.
all right, to stop the, and let me tell you, we defeated it.
And it was a great day.
It was a great goddamn day.
And I was broadcasting when we defeated SOPA.
And I told you guys, I told you guys that this was just the beginning.
And take a look at now.
Take a look at Article 13 in the EU.
Take a look at what they want to do all over the world for Christ's sake.
Hey, hey, you assholes in the chat room think I'm delusional?
Do a goddamn Google search.
Do a goddamn Google search.
Look up True Capitalist Radio SOPA.
Take a look at Ghost Capitalist SOPA.
And take a look at the Google images and take a look at all the images that were created by the folks that listened to the broadcast back then.
Hey, ghost, hope you're having fun with your peri stroke of luck.
Shut up, and that's not the real grating snake.
Shut up.
True capitalist radio for life, huh?
Yeah, believe me.
We were a lot more serious back then, man.
The trolls were a lot more serious.
That ghost doesn't use soap.
Go shove it up, your ass, man.
Google it.
Google it, asshole.
If you're a real America patriot, vote for SOPA.
I never said that, you sorry sack of crap.
Google right now, Ghost Capitalist SOPA.
Google right now, True Capitalist Radio SOPA.
Google, I'm not joking.
Google at all.
Take a look at the goddamn Google images.
And now, you sons of bitches think that internet censorship is a fucking funny thing.
You stupid, dumb absent-minded trolls.
You think that internet censorship is a funny thing.
You guys are stupid.
You're stupid.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
This will be a great day when the European disbelievers who spread nonsense about the religion of Islam online will now have their ID displayed.
Now we will find and behead you kufars who speak against al-Dawla.
La Ilaha alala Muhammad or Rasulullah.
I mean, I don't think that's a troll.
I mean, I think that that's some wild jehudi really believing this.
Do you understand that?
I mean, now you Europeans won't even be able to have the ability to say anything against the migrant crisis online with the sense of anonymity because I'm telling you, you're going to have to have an internet ID, you son of a bitch.
All right?
You're going to have to have an internet ID and you got Mach Mood over here waiting to find out your name.
SOPA, PIPA, CISPA, all that shit was certainly fucked up.
I fought against that shit and I'm doing the same with Article 13.
The idiots up at the top are trying so hard to censor us all, but a lot of us are not fucking standing for it.
I mean, come on, Jackler.
We need to inspire some of these people that are just playing with their pecker shafts right now.
We need to get them to digitally rise up.
Come on, trolls.
Come on and raise up.
Come on, trolls.
Come on and raise up.
Come on, trolls.
Come on and raise up.
And that includes you gamers from Gamergate.
Remember what y'all did?
By God, conjure up that spirit and come on and raise up.
Raise up for Christ's sake, man.
Come on.
Ghost began to inhale her foot smell she had been wearing foot fetish bastards.
Here's this foot fetish bastard.
This is serious business.
I'm getting scared.
You should be scared, man.
Because anonymity online is about to come to an end.
And I'm telling you this right goddamn now.
Internet freedom is going to come to an end unless you sons of bitches start doing something, man.
Unless you start digitally causing a little bit of chaos out here.
All right?
Come on and raise up!
I'd buy that for a dollar.
The trolls don't understand that SOPA and PIPA can come back in new forms.
And if that happens and passes, everything you enjoy on the internet will be gone forever.
That's what I'm trying to tell them, Anonymous.
That's what I'm trying to tell these people.
But it's as if that they're so enthralled with troll terrorism they don't care.
Don't worry, ghost.
With the help of Donald Trump, my dream of SOPA will become reality and he can do nothing about it.
Shut up.
Ha Shut up.
Just shut up, man.
Raise up like a nigger in a tree.
Shut up.
I don't condone that racist crap.
Shut up.
That's goddamn racist.
And everyone that has listened to me on the broadcast throughout the 11 years of my internet broadcasting career, they all know.
They all know that I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Hispandex.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be limey, kraut, muck shovel and mix, Orientals.
I mean, I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
I'm a nice guy.
God, man.
I'm sick of you people.
Tired Of Pootie Pie00:06:18
Buy that for a dollar.
Asalaamu Alaikum disbelievers said in the end times that everyone who once doubted him will be known to everyone.
We will find out who opposes the freedom of Islam and New Europe's prosperity.
Oh my God.
Islam belongs to Europe and Europe belongs to Islam.
This is not funny, man.
But you Europeans are allowing it to happen.
You Europeans are allowing it to happen.
And what are you doing?
You're just sitting there while these migrants come in and rape and pillage your goddamn freaking Europe.
You're just sitting there behind a lampshade waxing your carrot, man.
Oh my God, this is horrible, man.
What a fucking bad case of the Mondays you people are making me go through, man.
This is a horrible, bad case of the goddamn Mondays, man.
And I hope you're damn proud of yourselves.
I hope you're all damn proud of yourselves, man.
And like I said, at least the French are trying.
Even though, in my opinion, the yellow vest revolution is far too late.
It's far too late at this point, but at least they're trying, man.
I mean, where's the rest of Europe out here?
All right?
I mean, where are the other Tommy Robinsons out here, man?
Where are the other yellow vests out here, man?
Come on.
I mean, it's sad to look at Europe just completely be dismantled from within, from across the pond, man.
I'm telling you, it's so freaking sad, man.
It's so goddamn sad.
Give me my goddamn drink.
It's sad, man.
It's sad that what I've...
That's what we're seeing in Europe, man.
Keith Flint can't breathe.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
That's for you all that don't know.
Keith Flint wrote a song called Breathe.
Called a son.
Press M to face Mecca.
Shut up, asshole.
That's not funny.
Shut up.
Man, I need to blow my goddamn nose.
You people are making me secrete.
Mucus, I gotta blow my nose, man.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God, man.
You people are making me secrete mucus, man.
I'm not even kidding.
All right.
All right.
Listen, I've had enough of you people, all right?
I'm gonna...
What is this?
What is this?
Hello from Sweden.
How does it feel knowing I get to fuck your blonde women?
Oh, I get to ruin years and years of generations.
You guys mad?
Europe is black to me.
This is horrible.
This is not funny.
Somalian men get more pussy than Swedish men do.
This is a fact.
That's not funny.
Why don't you take that and say that to Pootie Pie or something?
He's got enough money to do something about it.
Of course, he doesn't.
But go, Doug, that's not funny.
Give me my drink.
I mean, Poodie Pie's got enough money to go save Sweden, but he doesn't.
Hook nose, hook penis asshole.
Go shush, shut up.
All right, just shut up, man.
You people make me sick.
Just shut up, man.
And look, I got people in the chat room saying PewDiePie does more than you.
The asshole makes $50 million a year.
He's been making $50 million a year for the past, what, five, six, seven years?
What the hell is he doing for Sweden?
Huh?
Besides acting like some autistic butt monkey.
You're like, hey, I'm a Puddie Pie.
And I'm a, oh, look at a Puddie Pie.
No, no, look, and I'm a Puddy Pie.
I mean, give me a goddamn break.
So, you know, hey, Poodie Pie, you know, while you're sitting there, you know, bitch, lasagna, bitch, lasagna.
While you're doing that, Sweden is being crippled from within.
And by the way, the Arabic martyr, the Texas Arabic martyrs, you son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
Just shut up.
All right.
I'm just saying, Pootie Pie, you got enough money to do something, huh?
To do something.
Remember, it was the Swedes that gave you the advantage because of the algorithms back then on YouTube that made you who you are.
And now what are you doing, Pootie Pie?
Huh?
What are you doing?
You're just sitting there.
Hi, I'm a Puddie Pie.
I'm a Puddie Pie.
The yellow vests should get down on their knees and bow down to Macron under the penalty of death.
Oh, shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Oh, my God.
The Twilight Zone.
Yeah, real funny.
And people are asking me, what can Pootie Pie do?
He's got enough money to post ads, political ads, to sway the public opinion of Sweden.
All right, Sweden is not the biggest country in the world.
You know, he's got the money to do political propaganda and political operations if he was really caring about the situation in Sweden.
He doesn't.
All right?
He doesn't.
I'm tired of fucking hearing about Puddie Pie.
Remember the Texas Enfuegamo.
Texas Enfuego, go shove it up, your ass.
Listen, all I'm simply stating is, is that where's Pootie Pie?
Since, you know, all he does is say the N-word every now and then, and everybody's like, oh my God, face Pootie Pie.
These Eurofags should deserve internet censorship and see if they call out for help to America like it was the good old days of War World 2.
I will be happy the government will give them a good smack to wake most of them up.
Oh, hashtag punishment.
Man, man.
I mean, you know, I hate to say it.
Nazi Documentary Controversy00:14:50
EU deserves it, LOL, but they kind of allowed it.
I mean, they brought it on themselves.
I mean, they were driven to a docile population based on socialism.
That's why Keith Flint, God rest his soul, R.I.P. Keith Lynn, if you take a look at the Prodigy video, the original uncut video of Smack My Bitch Up.
That's literally what Europe has been doing for the past 40 years before 2015, which when the major influx of migrants started coming into Europe.
Prior to 2015, the entire European countries that comprise the EU were all partying.
They were all doing drugs.
EU got roasted.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, listen, all these Europeans for the past 40 years have been like, oh, yes, I am a European.
Yes.
And we retire at 35 and we have six hour workdays with three hour lunches and we like to drink wine and we like to fuck and we like to do drugs and we like to party and that's what we do out here in Europe and we like to be very sexually open and we like to partake in all the party festivities and all that shit.
For 40 years, that's what Europeans have been.
And then came the day when socialism couldn't sustain itself based upon a bunch of, for a lack of a better term, gluttonous, loser, drunkard, druggie sex addicts.
It couldn't sustain it.
Yeah, I'm not going to say that.
All right.
Shout out to filthy heretic.
All right.
Shut up.
But that's the way it is.
That's how they were able to make Europe docile.
Don't feel sorry for them, huh?
Don't feel sorry for them.
I mean, listen, I can't help but feel sorry for them, but they did bring it on themselves.
That's what made the entire goddamn freaking European countries docile was socialism.
I mean, folks, I knew people that went backpacking in Europe in the 80s, in the 90s, in the 2000s.
I knew one schmuck that stayed out there for 10 years.
And he thought it was the greatest time of his life because there's nothing to do but just, oh, yes, we go to the pub and we fuck and we drink and we do this.
And he couldn't wait to go back.
Socialism is a joke.
You can say that again.
All right.
You can say that again.
I'm just simply stating that's why Europe is in the situation that it's in.
And that's why the males, they are weak.
They are weak.
They cannot protect their own countries.
They can't raise up and fight against these battle-hardened migrants that have come from parts of the Middle East where they've already seen bodies blown up, heads chopped off, people getting shot, bombings, etc.
So you got a whole battle-hardened population, a battle-hardened population in Europe pillaging and plundering Europe.
And meanwhile, for the past 40 years, European men have literally not had to fight.
They haven't had to fight.
It's all been about, oh, yes, I am out here and we are drinking and we are fucking and this is what we do in Europe.
You know, we only work six hours a day and we take three hour lunches and that's it.
That's it.
And I'm sure the people that are like, kind, you people are a bunch of Euro cucks and you don't want to hear it.
But you know what?
It's the truth.
It's sad.
You know, your whole goddamn history, everything that created your culture is going to be withered away.
It's going to be gone.
All right.
And you want to know who brought it in?
These European Union people that are in Brussels, Belgium.
You know, you know, in Brussels, Belgium, they have this building that looks exactly like the Tower of Babel.
Has anybody ever seen the EU headquarters?
It looks like the Tower of Babel.
And it was their decision to allow these migrants to come into the EU nation states.
True foot fetish radio, you asshole, huh?
True foot fetish radio.
I mean, listen, that's the bottom line.
And you know what?
Many of you Europeans were there with open arms saying, oh, come on, immigrants, we welcome you.
We welcome you into our country.
We welcome you.
Y'all remember that?
I remember it very vividly.
You know what I mean?
True Agoris guy.
The only thing more said than Marxism is ghost is shitty shut.
Shut up, asshole.
All right, shut up.
And here's ghost cloaks again.
Europe should ideally operate under one intercontinental government operating in the interests of the Aryan master race, like in the model of the National Socialist Party of Germany.
Hile our people, hile our nation.
You dumbass.
I mean, you know, Hitler was no different than what the Europeans are doing.
As a matter of fact, what the European Union is doing is exactly what Hitler was trying to do.
The only difference is, is that they, the European Union, have literally taken over Europe based on economic and trade deals.
All right?
Based on deals, based on treaties and trade deals.
I mean, that's how they've been able to take over Europe.
I mean, Hitler was trying to take over Europe by force.
By force.
So, I mean, in my personal view, let's disassemble NATO.
You're damn right.
I think NATO's a joke.
But, I mean, let's be honest, man.
I mean, what European Union is doing is what Hitler tried to accomplish by force.
But the European Union did it through subtlety, through trade agreements, through treaties, through signed agreements, through deals.
And now, all these deals, these trade agreements, these treaties, and all of it starting to come to a header because now the European Union, they want their own European Union army.
They want their own European Union nuclear weapons.
I mean, have y'all heard of this?
Look this up.
Look this up.
This show, The Best Sleeping Pill, you're probably a Euro piece of trash.
I'm just simply stating, folks, I mean, everybody's sitting here praising Hitler.
I don't know.
You like his stash or something?
I mean, I don't know why everybody likes Hitler.
All right.
I mean, you all know that Hitler was a Jew.
I mean, you all know that Hitler was half Jewish, right?
I mean, I'm sick and tired of people.
You know, I mean, here you got Hitler, some freaking dark-haired, big-nosed freak show, you know, yelling with his hair flapping in the wind, oh, we need more blue-eyed, blonde-haired children.
We need more blonde-haired, blue-eyed children.
Loch Schlogen Schliegen Schlagen, Volkswagen.
And meanwhile, Hitler was Jewish.
I mean, this was a guy with dark hair, all right, with, you know, non-Germanic features, non-Aryan features, getting on a goddamn stage saying, we need more blonde-haired, blue-eyed children.
Loch Schlogen Schliegenslagen, Volkswagen, sing hey!
And you, you white nationalists, yeah, you know, you white supremacist, the German people itself, all fell for it.
They all fell for it.
I mean, come on, man.
Come on.
If Hitler was a Jew, then you must be a sand monkey, you communist.
All right, shut up, asshole, all right?
Just shut up.
Did you know what Hitler's real name is?
I bet you don't even know what Hitler's real name was because Hitler's name was changed when his father went from one country to, or one province to the next, or one country to the next, or something of that nature.
Do you know what Hitler's last name is supposed to be?
Schekelgruber.
Look it up.
All right?
Now, does that sound very Aryan to you, Schekelgruber?
Yeah.
That is what Hitler's real last name is.
Shekelgruber.
I'm not kidding.
You're on the internet.
Look it up.
I'm not kidding.
That's Hitler's real last name.
Shekelgruber.
Hitler's real name was Ghost Politics.
Shut up, asshole.
All right.
Shut up.
Look it up for yourself.
Even Jackler, all right, is even saying, you know what, Schekelgruber is actually his last name.
Come on!
Speaking of buildings, throughout European wars, certain buildings are never hit by friends or foe.
Neighborhoods are crumbled, but certain buildings stand.
The buildings have specific symbols that normies overlook.
Look into it, bra.
It's all symbolisms.
You're absolutely right there, Edgy Brah.
You're exactly hail ghost.
Don't call me Ghostler, asshole.
But Edgy Bra is right.
I think people need to look into what he's talking about.
All right?
Hitler's father, Alois Hitler Sr., 1837 to 1903, was the illegitimate child of Maria Anna Schickelgruber.
Thank you!
Thank you!
All right in your face, trolls!
Hitler's name was Ghostler.
Shut up, all right, asshole.
I mean, do you understand?
I mean, how does that make you white nationalists and you goddamn alt-writers feel to know that Hitler's real last name should be Schekelgruber?
Huh?
How do you like that?
Huh?
Does that really boil your Aryan blood for Christ's sake now that you all have been out here, you know, Sieg Heiling a goddamn Jewish man?
Huh?
Adolf Schekelgruber.
All right?
Adolf Schekelgruber.
So how do you like that?
How do you like a little bit of that?
And by the way, Joseph Gorbels, Joseph Gorbels.
Albert Schekelstein, shut up.
Listen to me.
This is serious.
Joseph Gorbels.
How many people do you know that are Aryan that name their child Joseph?
Huh?
I mean, come on.
Wake up, you stupid white nationalist and you stupid alt-riders, man.
You're idiots.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, seriously, can't you all think for a second?
You stupid, dumb white nationalist alt-riders.
You're out here SIG hiling and hating Jews.
Meanwhile, it's a Jew telling you to hate Jews, you stupid, dumb idiots.
Jesus Christ, give me some more beer.
I'm dropping mad red pills on your ass, and all you can do is look at me with a red smile about it, boy.
Give me some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
More beer.
Albin Schekelgruber.
Listen, shut up about that.
Just shut up.
Hey, but you learn something new every day, huh, boy?
Huh?
You learn something new every day, huh?
Oh, you alt-right white nationalist sons of bitches are out here.
You are like Adolf Hitler.
Adolf Schekelgruber.
The alt-left and the alt-right leaders are 100% LGBT.
That's what I've been saying there, quick question.
I've been saying that the alt-right and Antifa are the same crap.
The alt-right and Antifa are the same crap because what do they both want in the end?
They want state power to distribute their variant of socialism.
I mean, that's what Antifa wants.
Antifa wants the equal distribution of wealth, the equal distribution of property, all that socialist crap.
But the alt-right, you know, the white nationalists, they want to take state power so that instead of everybody having, you know, socialism and the state pay for them, they just want whatever people, I don't know what variant of white people, because that's a whole other question.
What variant of white people are you going to distribute the means of production and all the natural resources to?
I mean, what variant of white are you white nationalists talking about?
I mean, if you really think about it, folks, most people that are touting white nationalism, most people that are touting alt-right, they're not even really Aryan blood.
Many of these people, Hitler would have thrown into an oven.
Many of these people are Slavs.
They're Russians.
They're Polish.
I mean, Hitler threw all these people into concentration camps.
And now they're touting the Third Reich.
You're not the organist.
You're a shekel grabbing judge.
Shut up, asshole, all right?
Shut up.
Schickelgruber, more like Schmekelgruer because Hitler sucked dick, am I right?
My Posey, the unfortunate part about that is you're absolutely correct.
He was very favorable to homosexuals until he had to personally order the purge of the homosexual contingent of the SS, or not the SS, actually it was the other, I think it was the other, I don't know, I think it was the SS or the Gestapo.
Whatever it was, all right, there's a horrific scene in some Nazi movie that depicts this.
I mean, you can find it on the internet.
I don't want to promote it, but it's a horrible depiction of when the SS came in and went into some Nazi gay party where all these Nazis were gathering together and having gay sex with, you know, the older Nazis were having sex with the younger pretty boy, blonde-haired Nazis.
Anyway, the Nazis came in and killed and murdered everybody.
Everybody.
Killed everybody.
And I'm just simply stating, folks, I mean, this is what Hitler did.
I mean, lest we forget that, you know, Hitler was really fascinated with males that were naked to be idolized.
Have you ever seen this?
Hitler And His Niece00:03:09
I'm not kidding.
There's a big documentary about this.
There's been books written about this.
Hitler loved the arts.
I mean, good God, Hitler was an artist.
He wanted to be an artist that was accepted into the art school in Vienna.
I mean, how much more fruitier can you get than that?
I want to be an artist and I want to graduate from Vienna, you know, the art epiter of the world.
Jesus Christ.
The way to achieve political change, not just in the U.S., but throughout the world, is to use black markets and gray markets to trade without the government's permission.
Tell that to Pablo Escobar.
We're fondling Trump's fault.
All right, tell that to Pablo Escobar.
Tell that to El Chapo.
All right.
Hitler didn't even purge the SA because they were gay, and he was very aware of how gay they were.
He purged them because they weren't useful to him anymore after gay.
No, no, he had to make a choice.
Hey, alt-right sucks.
You're a goddamn liar.
He had to make a choice on whether or not he was going to accept gays or something.
And the companies can't handle the conspiracy talk because it goes beyond listening to their priests like Neil deGrasse Tyson.
I have been listening to you for many years, and you know your shit on most topics.
I cannot deny that.
Thank you.
You have your eyes open.
I've been having my eyes open, man.
Hitler was a pedophile.
Now, listen, even though I could say, yeah, I can't, there's no evidence of that.
Hitler was an asexual, if you want my opinion.
I mean, Hitler was an asexual.
He was a very bizarre individual.
I think, if you want my view, I think he was, I know he lost a ball in World War I being a message transporter.
But I personally have read that he purposely castrated himself so he can dedicate his whole life to Germany.
So that's why this guy didn't have too many goddamn.
Thanks for streaming on My Birthday Ghost.
Hey, well, cheers to you, Anonymous.
Thank you very much for the $5 dono.
But like I said, man, I mean, you know, this is the truth.
All you people that are out here that are trying to spread these lies, I'm red pilling your ass, all right?
I'm red pilling that ass, all right?
Give me my goddamn, give me my goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
Having to teach these damn white nationalists and these alt-riders a little thing or two about a thing or two.
They didn't even know that Adolf Hitler's real last name should be Schekelgruber.
There's no lineage of a name called Hitler.
You dumbass.
Hitler slept with his niece.
Incest is disgusting.
Well, there's no evidence of that, but he was rather close to his niece.
So close that he kind of was overprotective of her so much that she decided to kill herself.
So, you know, you can interpret that possibly as being an incestual relationship or an infatuation, whatever.
But that's the truth.
Shooting Pearls At Trolls00:09:33
All right.
That's the truth.
Let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer.
And hey, asshole, that's saying I'm given a red pill suppository.
Yeah, that's because you got an anal fixation.
You're probably sitting on a G.I. Joe with a condom on it right now, listening to the manly dominance that I'm throwing around this internet like it ain't shit.
So just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
All right.
Just sit there and shut your damn mouth.
You damn Hillary Clinton bedpan changing, Magic Johnson toilet licking, kebab meatbag chewing, rosebud asshole having piece of adult theater licking piece of trash.
All right, just sit there and shut up.
Give me my god damn drink All right Now that we've gotten all that out of the out of the freaking way here, and now that I've made the alt-right and the white nationalists look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack, it's about time to get on with the broadcast out here.
And you know what?
We're going to move on to the markets.
That's right.
We're going to go ahead and move on to the markets.
And the reason I want to move on with the stock markets, folks, is because did you see the stock market today in the past couple of days?
Huh?
What did I tell you?
I told you all I'd be very cautious about investing in this stock market because there are a lot of factors that are going to bring the market value down.
I've told you all that the Federal Reserve raising interest rates was going to obviously be a direct effect on the positive or negative factors of this market.
Part two is that we're going to have so much political turmoil because these cookster Democrats got elected to the House of Representatives that they're going to use every subcommittee and committee power to cause as much political and legal turmoil for the president, which is going to cause complete deadlock in the goddamn Washington, D.C. arena.
And third, folks, I'm telling you this right now, because of the discord that's happening in Washington, that freaking panda.
If you don't want a red pill suppository, how about I give you a beer enema?
I hear it gives boners and will enlarge your two inches.
Shove it up, your ass.
All right.
Shove it up your ass with that crap.
Stupid panda.
Now, like I was saying, folks, the bottom line is, is because of the turmoil that we have going on in Washington, D.C., nothing's going to get done.
Economic policy to supplement what Trump has done in the past two years, unless we forget you dumb anti-Trump pieces of trash.
What is this?
Hey, ghost, I'm starting a new band called Luke Perry and the Strokes.
What do you think?
Oh, you son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch, man.
Shut up, man.
I mean, this is a day of mourning for Luke Perry and Keith Flint, man.
Have some respect.
All right?
Have some respect.
Keith forgot to breathe.
Look, shut up.
I'm doing the markets.
Shut up.
I'm doing the markets.
Fuck the markets.
Fuck the markets, you son of a bitch.
Fuck you.
God damn it.
Son of a bitch.
Shut up.
Shut the hell up.
I'm not saying that sick-ass goddamn name.
Just shut up, man.
Christ, man.
I'm sitting over here.
Oh, my God.
Shut up and let him do the markets.
I didn't open a Robinhood account for nothing.
That's what I'm saying, Anonymous.
That's what I'm saying.
Flint me off?
Because no one else did?
Come on, man, with these macabre trolls, man.
Text a speech lady, you son of a bitch.
Huh?
You're going to try to do my job?
Text a speech lady?
Shut up.
Shut up and stop trying to do my job.
God.
Come on.
Son of a bitch.
Bitch wants to close it.
Shut up.
Son of a bitch!
The S&P 500 was down 11 points to close at 2,792.
Oh, God!
Stop trying to do my job, man.
If the state can't fund itself, it can't sustain itself and its influence over society necessarily must decline.
Trade with encrypted ledgers and cryptocurrency through the black markets to achieve real political change.
Avoid paying taxes at all costs.
No, I'm not condoning that.
Come on.
I'm not condoning that.
But I am condoning using cryptocurrency, new wealth.
And I'm not just talking about riches.
New wealth will be created in cryptocurrency, man.
Genuine wealth.
Jesus Christ, man.
I got these assholes trying to take my show away from me.
I've got people out here that don't want to believe that Hitler's real last name was Schekelgruber.
I'm telling you, man, you guys, you're worse than leftists, some of you sacks of trash.
You know that, right?
Some of you sacks of trash are worse than leftists.
I mean, you're on an internet right now.
You can look this crap up, you son of a bitch.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
And someone in here saying, you can't create new wealth with crypto.
It's all digital.
Hey, asshole.
That is what your bank account is.
How much cash are you using right now, you sorry sack of trash?
Huh?
No, you're using a little debit card.
You're using a little card with a little chip on it.
All right, you sorry sack of trash.
I mean, what makes those digits?
And those are all little digit numbers.
I mean, believe it or not, that's how most of our shit is printed.
What is this?
Welcome to the Onion Markets.
Here are the stocks.
Onions are down five cents, and Ghost still doesn't eat an onion and is too busy breaking things to give us the market news.
Eat an onion, please, Ghost.
I'm not going to eat an onion, lobster buddy.
Shut up.
And here's this leftist.
Gotta love that YouTube recommends Silver Legion of America videos from watching his show.
They sure have ghost pegged.
You son of a bitch.
That's because you're a leftist and watching leftist trash, evil Mira.
That's why.
You know, I have always taken an interest in butt plugs.
Shut up.
I never said that, ghost quotes.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Best lube I recommend is warming jelly as I love to feel warmed up.
Just sit there and shut your stupid stinking salmon smelling hole.
Replace ghost with TTS lady.
Is that what y'all want?
Huh?
Huh?
You want to automate my job?
Is that what y'all want?
Huh?
Y'all want my job to be automated?
Now that would make y'all feel so great, wouldn't it?
Huh?
You sorry sacks of trash.
Stop trying to take my job.
Stop trying to take my job, man.
I buy that for a dollar.
These trolls are ruining it.
It hurts to wake up in the morning now.
I agree with you, man.
I agree with you.
I mean, I'm sitting over here.
I'm shooting pearls to these goddamn trolls right now.
I'm shooting pearls to these trolls.
And they don't even want to accept it, man.
They don't even want to believe it.
They don't want the synapses that should be sparking in their absent-minded brains.
They don't want those synapses to be sparking, man.
And I don't understand it.
I don't understand it whatsoever, man.
I mean, I'm throwing so many red pills at your ass.
You look like you all have red ball gags in your mouth right now.
I'm not even joking.
I'm not even joking.
Hitler's real last name should have been Shekelgruber, whether you alt-right white nationalists want to believe it or not.
So shut up.
All right.
Just shut up.
Jesus Christ, you're making me belch, man.
You're making me goddamn belch.
Man, you know this, right?
You know that I'm putting substance upon substance upon substance upon substance upon substance on the debating table.
And it's so overwhelming for you absent-minded nitwicks that you don't know what the hell to say.
That's why you assholes are flapping your fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard, sputtering out nothing but sentence fragments in the chat room.
All of you shut your stupid stinking mouth in the damn chat room.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
Give me my goddamn drink.
And, you know, all this yelling.
All this screaming, man.
Cautious On The Markets00:03:59
I'd buy that for a dollar.
TTS lady shoots pearls.
Shut up, asshole.
Me, me, ghost, the ghost show, man.
I'm shooting pearls at you people, but you don't care.
You people don't care.
You people just want to believe whatever crackpipe idea that you want to believe instead of listening to the truth.
To the truth.
Funny.
Let me blow my goddamn nose again, man.
Oh, my God.
I got to blow my nose.
What is it, Lobster Butt?
You'll never get out of this morning by not eating an onion.
Engineer would eat an onion.
Engineer is a bad one.
No, he wouldn't.
Shut up about the onions.
Hey, hey, lobster butt.
I eat onions every day, okay?
I eat onions every day.
I eat goddamn garlic every day.
All right, I'm very healthy.
I'm not going to eat an onion on the goddamn microphone, all right?
Jesus Christ, you're making me belch.
All right, let me continue on with the markets before I get rudely interrupted by these scumbags.
Like I said, be cautious for fiscal year 2019, quarter three, quarter four.
Quarter three, quarter four is going to be the test on whether or not all the economic progress that we have had in the past two years will be able to sustain itself into the third and fourth year of this presidency.
And in my opinion, I don't think that it's possible because even if it does, even if these streets expectations of company earnings are met in the third and fourth quarter, you're going to have the Federal Reserve raise interest rates.
And as they raise interest rates, the market is going to go down, And that's why I told each and every one of you listening, I'm cautious.
I am not bullish on this stock market.
And if you are going to invest in the stock market, do it in a value investing capacity in which you are slowly accumulating blue chip high-yield dividend stocks for an accumulation factor.
And that's it.
All right.
And like I said, be on the lookout.
2019, fiscal year 2019, quarter three, quarter four.
Quarter three, quarter four.
Check out the earnings expectations for quarter three, quarter four.
And I don't think they're going to be able to match it.
Remember, this is how the street, I'm talking Wall Street, facilitates an expectation for a company's earnings.
They look at last year's earnings.
And last year's earnings, folks, was the peak of the Trump boom of our economy.
And because we have so much gridlock in the House of Representatives, nothing is going to get done in this government.
It is going to be two years of stagnation in our government.
Ghost Tulsi Gabbard will have the sexiest feet of any world leader.
Shut up, you foot fancy.
Shut up.
You're an idiot.
You're a goddamn idiot.
Shut up.
Hillary backed out LOL.
Hillary backed out what?
What?
Is she am I not reading something?
What?
Did she say she's not running?
Invest in SpaceX or NASA worth?
How the hell can you invest in both of those?
I don't even think that you can even invest in them, you son of a bitch.
NASA is a freaking public entity that is funded by the government, which I think should be, you know, I disagree with Trump on this one.
I think that NASA should be closed down and all their developments and all the technology that they have developed should be auctioned off.
WTI sweet crude was down 32 cents to 50 points.
Damn it!
Shut up!
Text the speech ladies!
Investing In SpaceX Or NASA00:09:52
Stop trying to do my job!
Stop trying to do my job!
Stop trying to take my job!
Son of a bitch!
God damn it!
Stop trying to take my job.
Damn it, man.
Stop trying to take my goddamn job.
I'm not joking.
Jesus Christ, man.
And you know what?
Since you scumbags don't want to believe that Hitler's real last name should be Schekelgruber, did y'all know that NASA was created by a Nazi that was snuck into the United States under Operation Paperclip?
Did y'all know that?
Operation Paperclip?
And guess who was the scientist that helped create NASA?
The Nazi scientists.
It was the rocket man.
The rocket man himself, Werner von Braun.
Werner von Braun.
Take a look at Wernher von Braun.
He was Hitler's rocket man.
He was the guy who developed the first intercontinental ballistic missile.
If they went and eat an onion, I can convince your daughter to eat my shut up, lobster butt, you asshole.
do you understand i mean take a look at warner von braun and take a look at how many i mean there's a picture with warner von braun next to hitler There's a picture of Wernher von Braun next to Eisenhower.
Next to JFK.
Next to Nixon.
Yeah.
Wait, NASA was founded by Nazis?
Uh, yeah.
Yes, it was, you stupid morons.
All right.
Look it up.
Werner von Braun, the Nazis' rocket man.
We brought him into the United States under Operation Paperclip.
And that who is created.
That's who created NASA.
Werner von Braun.
Look it up, you son of a bitch.
All right?
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm telling you, you people don't know your ass from your elbow for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, seriously.
You don't know shit from Shinola, you people.
And believe it or not, it was Werner Von Braun that created the first ICBMs, Intercontinental Ballistic Missile.
I mean, why don't you look this stuff up, you sorry sack of trash?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, with an evil mirror here.
So what?
This show was founded by a Nazi, too, and you don't hear most of it.
Shove it up, your ass.
I'm not a goddamn Nazi, man.
And you want to know what Nazi really means, you dumbass?
I mean, look, even though Hitler focused on this supreme race bullshit to galvanize the German people into some kind of unity, national socialism is the breakdown of Nazi.
That's why they're called Nazi National Socialists.
And that's why I keep telling you, Antifa and the alt-right and right nationalists want the same goddamn thing.
When NASA shuts down, they don't even need to auction their things off.
They just give back the equipment they borrowed from James Cameron.
Oh, geez.
Now you're getting too deep here, man.
Edgy, bro.
Okay, Alex, shut up.
Shut your stupid ass.
It's been known since the beginning of time.
Since the beginning of NASA that Werner von Braun created NASA.
You suck at your job, hookler, asshole.
You're called.
Just shut the hell up, all right?
Everybody just shut the hell up already, all right?
You're freaking pissing me off.
Everybody just shut the hell up, man.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me get back to the markets, man, because I know that there's people that are concerned here.
And even though in the past couple of weeks, in the times that I've attempted to cover the market, the markets have been on the plus side.
And I've been warning all of you that this positivity is going to be short-lived in the market, that there is too much bad news in the future.
Not just the Federal Reserve interest rate hikes, not just the political turmoil in Washington, D.C., but I don't think that the streets' expectations are going to be met.
Did this just become true conspiracy radio?
Trump is actually Hitler's second son once removed.
Oh, go shove it up your head!
Hitler couldn't have kids, you stupid asshole.
He was castrated.
You dumb, stupid asshole.
Hitler was castrated.
He couldn't even get it up.
He couldn't even ejaculate, you stupid, dumb, stupid shithead.
Shut up with that fake news.
Let me tell you about your wife's cooking.
Oh, yeah.
I ate an onion out of your wife's butt while dipping my balls in her mouth.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ, you're a sick bastard.
Don't talk about my wife like that.
All right, you son of a bitch.
All right, don't talk about my wife that way.
Like I said, fiscal year 2019, quarter three, quarter four, watch that stock market because I don't think that the street, or I should say these earnings of these companies are going to meet the streets' expectations.
These companies' earnings are not going to meet the streets' expectations.
And if for some miraculous miracle they do, the Federal Reserve is going to make sure to raise interest rates to lower the stock market.
So I am not bullish at all.
And like I said, even though here in the past couple of weeks we've been seeing some positivity in the stock market, I said it was short-lived.
And by God, take a look at it now.
Dow Jones Industrial right now, folks, today it was down 206.67 points, a percentage decrease of 0.79%, closing out the Dow at 25,819.65 points for the Dow Jones Industrial.
And like I said, folks, we saw that at about 26 going on 27,000 about a week or two ago.
Now it's at 25,819.65 points.
I am not bullish on this market, folks.
I'm actually waiting.
I'm actually waiting for the collapse of the market.
Because if y'all remember when I started True Capitalist Radio, and you can look back in the archives, you can find the archives of True Capitalist and True Conservative Radio at blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
Blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
And if you take a look at the first episodes of True Capitalist Radio, I said, I said back then when the Dow Jones was 8,000 points.
The Dow Jones was 8,000 points.
The medals.
Gold was up $1.50.
Shut up and stop trying to do my job.
$15 and $15,000.
Stupid jobs.
Stop trying to do my job!
$2.93.
You son of a bitch.
Stop trying to do my job.
Give me my goddamn beer, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Anonymous.
Trolls, shut up.
I want to hear the markets.
That's what I keep telling these trolls.
That's what I keep telling these trolls, man.
I've got hundreds of thousands of people that want to listen to the financial insight.
That want to hear the political and social commentary.
God damn it.
Oh, my God.
I'd buy that.
Lobster butt, what do you want?
Wife slurps my dong like a perfectly cooked steak she can never get from her husband while your granny gummy bears my bones.
Don't shove it up, your ass lobster buck.
You're a sick pervert.
You're a sick goddamn pervert, man.
Anyway, folks, like I said, I mean, screw these damn trolls.
I've been trying to give an olive branch to these assholes all day today.
This is a day of mourning.
The best way to divert alternative thinking is to joke about it.
That's how these trolls have been programmed since birth.
You are not going to get through to their fluoridated minds.
Ghost is trying to tell you how to make money, and you just want a troll.
I know, Edgy Bra.
I know.
I'm telling them.
I'm trying to tell them.
I told them when I first started True Capitalist Radio.
Look at the first one, two, three, four, five episodes of True Capitalist Radio.
The Dow was 8,000 points.
Hey, Mr. Optimism, why not take over for a moment and tell us what to invest in that shit?
Shut up, Mr. Optimism.
Doesn't do that.
He lives on some hippie commune or some shit off the grid in some Earth ship or something.
All right, so shut up.
All right, just shut up.
Back then, I was telling everybody to buy anything.
Y'all remember that?
Y'all remember the first beginning of True Capitalist Radio?
I was telling everybody to buy, buy, buy, because we had just went through the economic recession of 2009.
We were never going to see Dow Jones Industrial at 8,000 points again.
And I was trying to tell all of you people, hurry up and buy.
I was trying to talk to you people like you were a black guy in a convenience store and I was a Korean.
Hurry up and buy!
Hurry up and buy!
I haven't even gotten to your dog yet.
If you're wondering, it's your wife going to space on the Red Rocket.
Go shove it up, your ass, you lobby.
Who the hell is Lobster Butt, man?
I was only nine years old.
I loved Shrek so much.
I had all the merchandise and movies.
Fluoride Water Debate00:04:56
What?
I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed.
You're a man child.
Shrek is love.
I would say, Shrek is life.
Shrek is an overgrown ogre piece of garbage.
All right.
I mean, what are you talking about, man?
He's an overgrown piece of trash that nobody likes.
All right?
So just sit there and shut up.
I hated Shrek.
All right?
Give me a break.
Of course, you damn tards in your cartoons.
I mean, bunch of cartoon fetishes out here.
I mean, I've been trying to get you folks, you know, on the right path of capitalism for a long time.
But just like Edgy Bra said, you know, your fluoridated minds.
You know, when I'm trying to shoot pearls at you people, I can only imagine what you people are looking like when you're looking at your computer screen right now or you're looking at your phone.
You're looking at me with that blank fluoride stare, aren't you?
Huh?
You're looking at me with that blank fluoride stare.
And by the way, from what I understand, isn't there fluoride components to some of these psychotropic drugs, from what I understand?
I mean, I could be wrong, but isn't there like fluoride within like Prozac and some of these?
I'm just saying.
There's like a fluoridation component.
I mean, did you, you know, since we're talking about Nazis and Hitler, I mean, the Nazis used fluoride to basically weaken their folks that they had in concentration camps.
They used it as a weapon.
Because when you have fluoride, what it does, it eats your brains and then eats the internal marrow of your bones, baby.
So I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, baby.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, for Christ's sake, I'm just, I'm just saying, man.
And now, where are they putting fluoride?
They're putting fluoride in our water now.
How do you like that, huh?
How do you like that?
Let's go ahead and put it in the water.
So, the poor people who, for whatever reason, they think that poor people don't brush their teeth.
Did you know that the engineer secretly watches you and your wife go at it in the closet?
I don't know what squeaks louder, the engineer's smegma dong or your wheelchair moving back and forth.
You son of a bitch, man.
Who is this lobster butt asshole?
I've seen him here a few times.
All of a sudden, he's like, you know, going off in some goddamn troll tirade.
Shut up, lobster butt, you asshole.
All right, shut up.
Did you know that fluoride in tetrahydrocannabinol?
Joke's on you.
You're a Nazi.
What are you talking about?
Tetrahydrocannabinol has fluoride.
What the hell are you talking about?
It has trichonomes.
You know, and it has that, you know, just shut up.
I don't want to have a freaking weed conversation with some idiot who's probably popping Prozac pills, and he's just using this as a comeback to make himself feel better, all right?
All right, I mean, give me a break.
So just shut up, all right?
Just sit there and shut your stupid stinking salmon-smelling hole.
And believe me, it's a sick-ass salmon-smelling hole from that.
Just shut up.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
All right, I need some more beer.
I need some more beer!
That's what I need!
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I'm trying to get to the markets out here.
I've got the text-to-speech lady over here trying to take away my job.
I've got these troll terrorists over here, of course, being a pimple on my ass that won't go away.
I've got these trolls that I'm trying to shoot pearls at, trying to tell them that they don't want to believe it.
Soybeans were up two cents to close.
Shut up, telephone.
Shut up.
I was down a penny to close it.
Shut the hell up.
Lean Hog was up one second.
Stop trying to take my job.
57 cents.
Jesus Christ, give me my freaking beer, man.
I'm going to sit here and have to take this nonsense from you people, man.
I mean, I can't believe that you people are just giving me a bad case of the Mondays, man.
Jesus Christ, I wasn't even feeling good to begin with going into this show.
And you know what?
You make it even worse now.
And I hope you all are proud of yourselves, alright?
I hope you're all goddamn proud of yourselves.
Now I'm going to continue with the freaking markets.
And I don't care what you story sacks of twerk punks say in the goddamn chat room.
All right?
I don't care what you say in the chat room.
Do you understand me?
You piggish power bottom fruit bowl, dog farting, fetish, socialist, long head-sucking, cockhold connoisseur, enemy bag cleaning, four-skinned muzzle-woven, milky-licking piece of crap.
Do you understand me?
Do you understand me?
Shut up in the chat room.
Hijabs And Feminist Hypocrisy00:03:27
Shut your mouth.
Last one before I go watch some actual markets.
Chat, did you know that every drink Ghost has brings us closer to 28 to 0 and another cripple boomer show?
Shut up, lobster butt!
You check!
The pros and chat are my trolls.
Shut up!
And shut up!
Shut up, lobster butt!
Shut your ass!
TTS lady has more talent, asshole-huh?
Oh, y'all think that?
Huh?
Y'all think that, crap?
God damn it, man.
I'm not letting you idiots get to me, man.
I'm not letting you idiots get to me.
I'm going to keep doing the markets.
I'm going to keep doing the markets, and I'm not letting you trolls win.
You're not going to win shit.
You're not winning nothing.
You're not winning Killy Squat.
Representative Ilhan Omar is again under fire for her terrible comments concerning Israel.
Jewish groups have just sent a petition to Speaker Pelosi asking her to remove Omar from Foreign Relations Committee.
Yeah, what's so wrong about that?
Huh?
What's so wrong about that?
Ihan Omar was an immigrant that we took in as a refugee from Somalia.
Huh?
We took her in as a young child.
We fed her.
We gave her the whole American dream.
We gave her all the American rights.
And this is what Ahan Omar has turned into.
A pro-terrorist piece of trash.
All right.
She's a pro-terrorist piece of trash, just like that other goddamn congresswoman from Dearborn, Michigan.
That stupid, dumb, pro-terrorist piece of trash.
All right.
So, I mean, to sit over here and try to disrespect Donald Trump when he's telling the damn truth, sit there and shut up.
All right.
Text-to-Speech Girl has increased the stock value of your stream by 100%.
Oh, shut up, Bacca Bear.
Shut your mouth.
All right.
Just shut up.
And I'm sitting at Ihan Omar, and she wears a hijab.
You know that?
And I don't understand how any woman who claims to be a feminist, any woman who claims to be for women's rights, can be marching on the side of any woman who is wearing a hijab.
I mean, don't you women understand that women that wear hijabs know their roles and they're shutting their holes and they're covering themselves because their husband is forcing them to?
Do you understand that, feminist?
But no, you feminists are out here at the Million Women's March marching with women in hijabs, which go completely against what feminists want, right?
Feminists are like, oh, I'm a free bitch.
I can do what I want.
I can go out on slut walks.
I can expose my breasts.
I can expose my ass cheeks.
And there's nothing that you can do about it.
You can't even talk to me, or I'm going to say sexual harassment.
So, and here we have these same women marching with women in hijabs.
Marching with women in hijabs.
I mean, what hypocrisy, man.
All right.
What hypocrisy?
And hey, feminists, if you're going to walk with women in hijabs, if you're going to walk and march with them in solidarity, then why don't you do what they do?
Know your goddamn role, shut your hole, and put a beekeeper suit on.
And then when you get home, make something to eat for your man.
Gold Portfolio Strategy00:05:32
All right?
Because that's what they're doing.
All right.
That's what the women in hijabs are doing.
So shut up.
Stupid feminists.
And by the way, I mean, I'm not against women.
I want you all to realize I'm not a sexist.
Time to hang it up, ghost.
You're an over-the-hill boomer.
It'll take over from here.
Go shut up, girl.
Go shut up.
All right.
Put money in the oil market.
I expect a big rally in oil tomorrow after Venezuela crisis booms out of control.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Text-to-speech lady.
What?
You think that because Venezuela isn't supplying oil on the world market, that the oil is going to go up?
They haven't been supplying oil on the world market, you dick.
All right.
And by the way, we have other competitors in the oil market, including America.
Do you know that America is exporting more oil than Saudi Arabia at this point?
So what the hell are you talking about, you sorry sack of trash?
All right, just be if Venezuela takes it up the ass tomorrow, who cares?
It's not going to affect the oil market tremendously.
All right.
You know what's going to affect the oil market?
Is if there's some destabilization in the Middle East and there's a war between Saudi Arabia and Iran.
Press F for ghost never getting to the markets and us winning 28 to 0.
Shut up, lobster button, stupid assholes.
Shut the shut up!
Shut the hell up, you trolls ain't winning shit!
Shut up!
Shut your damn mouth.
You ain't winning nothing.
You hear me?
You sons of bitches ain't winning nothing.
Jesus Christ, man.
Old text-to-speech lady over here thinks that she's a goddamn analyst out here for commodities.
Stupid idiot.
Anyway, let me move on.
Okay, I'm going to keep doing the markets.
I'm not letting these trolls win.
All right.
These trolls can eat my dick up till they hiccup.
Excuse my French.
All right.
SP 500.
SP 500 is down 10.88 points.
A percentage decrease of 0.39%.
Closing out the SP at 2,792.81 points for the SP 500.
We've got the NASDAQ.
The NASDAQ is also down 17.79 points.
A percentage decrease of 0.23%.
Closing out the NASDAQ at 7,577.57 points for the NASDAQ composite.
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
I can't believe I was even able to get through the goddamn stock market because of you troll terrorists, man.
Oh, God.
Let's go to commodities now since the text-to-speech lady over here is talking about, oh, you got to invest in oil.
Now, oil right now is at an even keel.
All right.
I mean, it's at a pretty low level right now.
Let's go ahead and get to commodities, energy.
WTI sweet crude, of course, is the oil that's consumed by America.
It is down 30 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.53%, closing out WTI at $56.29 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
$56.29, that's pretty goddamn low.
Now, don't get me wrong, it's not as low as the fall 2015 prices of $28, $29 a barrel, but they're still pretty low.
I mean, we're still far from $100 a barrel that we saw back in 2011.
All right, you sorry sack of trash, stupid tongue text-to-speech lady.
Sit there and shut up.
Let's get to Brent crude.
Brent crude oil is the oil that's consumed by Europe.
It is down 33 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.50%, closing out Brent crude at $65.34 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
We've got gasoline.
It's also down 0.35%, 0.35% decrease for gasoline.
Natural gas is down 0.18%.
Heating oil is down 0.47%.
Let's go ahead and take a look at the metals, shall we?
The metals!
Let's take a look at the goddamn metals.
Now, what's very interesting here is that gold continues to kind of fluctuate.
A couple of weeks ago, we were up at around $1,300 a Troy ounce per gold, but we're starting to see it come down.
And look, I see people in this chat room saying, you need to, you know, you need to go ahead and invest in gold.
You know, you got to invest in gold instead of crypto.
You people are idiots.
Okay.
I'm not saying that you should not have a portion of your portfolio in gold, but you shouldn't be throwing a whole tremendous amount of money.
Your gold portfolio should consist anywhere between 15 and possibly 20% of your portfolio.
Nothing more.
Okay.
Anyway, gold.
It is up today, $2.40.
A percentage increase of 0.19%.
Closing out gold at $1,289.90 per troy ounce of gold.
And I want to be honest.
I want to see those gold prices go down.
I want to see it go down to like, you know, $900 a Troy ounce.
Because you want to know a good sign of a good economy is when the blacks.
Lil Flip Investment Style00:13:09
What do you want?
Oil as low.
Oil was at $42 a barrel back in December.
It has risen 33% since then.
You're talking out of your average.
Hey, asshole.
Do you understand why text-to-speech lady?
You want to know why it raised in December and to now?
Because we went through the holidays.
Okay.
And guess what?
We're in March.
March is spring break.
Spring break, of course, has everybody traveling.
Just shut your mouth, you text-to-speech lady.
You don't know shit from Shinola.
You don't know what the hell and why the hell these increases even happen.
All right.
Of course OPEC and all the oil-producing countries are going to raise prices right before holidays.
Markets coming from a fat cripple is about as reliable as the condom I used to fuck your wife with.
Who's this lobster butt asshole?
You impotent boneless.
Who is this lobster button, man?
Who's this lobster butt asshole, man?
Go screw yourselves.
Like I said, a good economy in America is when you start seeing black people with gold grills.
You know, the big ass gold chains.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I mean?
They're spending money on like $500 belts and stuff.
That's what I want to see.
I want to see blacks, you know, start flossing again.
You know what I mean?
I want to see people act like Lil Flip and again.
You know what I mean?
Like y'all remember Lil Flip, right?
I mean, this guy would have like, you know, just massive amounts of chains hanging down from him, man.
You remember Lil Flip?
I'm Lil Flip.
I'm back on the scene.
Freestyle King.
Brand new beats.
Same desetteine.
I'm still sipping lean.
I'm still making green.
I'm going platinum, but my favorite color is green.
I'm hopping out Ferraris.
My house is three stories.
I'm still independent because Jive couldn't afford me.
The meetings were boring.
For real, I was snoring.
The VP was fine, man.
She made me kind of horny.
But let's get back to the story.
Me and her now negotiating to buy the rockets.
We might buy the comets.
We name it.
I done it.
You see it?
Want it?
Buy it.
Own it.
Excuse me.
I'm messing up.
I'm messing up.
If you see it, want it, buy it, own it.
That's little flip right there.
That's my man little flip right there.
If you see it, want it, buy it, own it.
And people saying that I screwed it up.
Hey, hey, hey, Lil Flip is a part of the screwed up click, baby.
All right.
I mean, you don't understand.
You people think that I'm some racist boomer or something, man.
I'm telling you this right now.
I was out there.
I was buying.
I was buying little flip albums from Lil Flip when he was selling it out the back of his car.
I was buying Mike Jones albums when he was selling it out the back of his cart at shopping malls.
All right.
I mean, I bought these things, man.
All right.
I was cultured.
All right.
I'm a cultured man.
You people in here are just, you know, making me out here to try to be some kind of a goddamn grand dragon racist.
I'm a cultured son of a bitch.
All right.
What are you talking about?
Now, as far as modern rap is concerned, I'm going to give you my impression of modern rap.
Modern rap is going less black and more Hispandex and white.
Case in point, 6'9, Little Pump, Post Malone.
I mean, all you have to do is be light-skinned with tats on your face in a groove.
If you want a great investment opportunity, look at timeshares.
They are a great investment.
Timeshares!
Shut up!
If the management comes out of the city, I never said that crap on your investment.
Ghost 11 p.m. Central Standard on the 4th of March 2019.
Timeshares?
Why the fuck would anybody buy a timeshare for heaven's sake?
But anyway, if you want to be a rapper in today's America, all you got to be is under 28.
All right, maybe under 30.
You've got to be a young-looking under 30.
All right.
You're under 30, you're a little light-skinned, and all you got to do is put tats on your face, get a gold grill, and you can become a rapper.
I mean, take a look at all these people that are light-skinned, have tats on their face, and they're fucking selling millions of dollars of rap albums.
I mean, take a look at 6ix9ine, man.
He was just on top of the world for Christ's sake.
It's a little Mexican twink boy.
You know, that's what 6ix9ine was.
He looks like a little twink boy.
You know what I mean?
This guy was claiming that he was a part of the freaking Trayway Bloods in New York for Christ's sake.
He's a little freaking Mexican Twink Boy.
He dyed his hair rainbow color for Christ's sake, man.
You know what I mean?
He put tattoos on his face.
He was a freaking brony.
All right.
He had a My Little Pony chain for Christ's sake.
I mean, take a look at Lil Zan for Christ's sake.
Lil Zan looks like a freaking cleft palette tard.
You know what I mean?
Although I do like his song Betray.
You know, that's a good song.
That's a good flow, good beat, good music.
But still, I mean, give me a break with this crap.
I mean, what is Lil Pump?
What the fuck is a little pump?
I'm sorry, excuse me.
What is a little pump?
You couldn't get any more gay than that.
Hey, they call me Lil Pump because you can pump on my ass while I'm smoking grass.
And then I'm going to go ahead and do an ass blast.
But don't be frightened because it's brown.
Everybody knows that I'm down for the town.
And all this crap, it's on your lap.
I'm Lil Pump.
I didn't really mean to do that.
I mean, come on.
And here's lobster butt again, for Christ's sake!
Hey, Ghost, I bought one of those timeshares that you recommend.
The bed is great, but it's a little squeaky.
Go shove it up!
I never recommend Temple Pump.
Listen, I do not invest in any timeshare.
It's ridiculous.
All right, give me a break.
I'm investing in a timeshare.
You fucking people are idiots.
I would never say something so stupid.
I would never say something so goddamn stupid.
Give me my beer, man.
Jesus Christ.
And who's Lobster Butt?
Somebody explain who the hell this guy, where the hell he came from, for Christ's sake.
I didn't get the memo of this asshole.
And by the way, lobsters, that's a shit-eating sea creature.
All right?
Lobsters and crabs.
That's a shit-eating group.
You understand that, right?
You understand like the lobster is a cockroach of the sea.
All right.
So just shut up.
All right.
Everybody just shut your mouth.
All right.
I'm talking about gold here.
What do you know about MF Doom?
What the hell is MF Doom?
Is that another rapper or something?
I never even heard of that son of a bitch.
MF Doom.
I never even heard about it.
I never even heard this shit.
Anyway, once again, gold is at $1,289.80 per tro ounce of gold.
Templeton isn't real.
Has anyone noticed that since Ghost came back, Templeton hasn't shown up once?
He's in the other room with Mrs. Ghost, you dumb shit.
So, Ghost, where is your dog?
Or should I say you're on a Windows 98 Obama computer?
Fuck it.
Go shove it up, your ass.
All right.
I'm getting my new computer, man.
What are your thoughts on XXX Tentacion?
Who gives a shit?
He got his ass.
Extension got his ass kicked by Rob Stone, baby.
Now, listen, Rob Stone, unfortunately, you know, he couldn't parlay kicking Extension's ass into a real rap career.
He decided to, you know, blow his stupid fucking money on tattoos and shitty chains and stuff when he should have been, you know, putting it on producers and, you know, maybe even a couple of ghostwriters.
Who gives a crack?
Hey, chat, would you rather listen to my boring ass and the TTS lady or some guy who fills a secret club with furries, bronies?
Shut up, asshole.
Go shut up, lobster butter.
I've never got to shut up.
Shut up.
And by the way, I think Rob Stone screwed his career up.
I think right after he knocked out Extension when he was, you know, singing one of these fruity ass songs in San Diego, I think Rob Stone screwed himself.
And look, my favorite song from Rob Stone, baby, is Rolling Stone.
I mean, man, that is a, man.
I bumped that in my car, baby.
You understand?
Rob Stone, Rolling Stone, baby.
The beat on that is sick as hell.
Sick as hell.
And then the rhyme on that is sick as hell.
I'm just saying.
And then after that, he kind of lost it, man.
I don't know.
And don't get me wrong, I also like Rob Stone's, what is it called?
Kill Bill, right?
Wasn't that the song?
Forgot what it's song, you know.
Rob Stone, two damn phones, Bab alone couldn't crack the code.
You know, you don't remember that?
Anyway, stop, just stop talking to me about rap, okay?
Let me tell you, I am a cultured man.
I'm a very cultured man.
Okay?
I'm a very cultured man here.
Anyway, man, you people are pathetic.
Somebody's saying that I'd probably drive a shitty Civic or a Corolla.
Are you kidding me?
Hey, Lobster, but I am glad you're investing a timeshare.
If you're looking for investment, shut up!
I just recently enjoyed Eros Bathhouse in San Fran.
If I can get a 1% stake with my vast fortune of $5,000, it will be a furry haven.
Good God, man.
What a Monday.
You know, what an episode 28, man.
This is a day of mourning here.
I've tried to tell you people, man.
We lost Luke Perry, the 90210 actor, the man who played in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
We lost Keith Flint, the lead singer of Prodigy.
The Prodigy helped create Electronica into mainstream music.
And in the beginning of this broadcast, I tried to offer an olive branch to you trolls and say, how about a day without trolling?
What the hell do you mean, Luke Perry was watchable?
What do you mean?
Well, what is that supposed to mean, man?
What is that supposed to mean?
I'm sitting over here trying to offer you people an olive branch, and you people don't even care, man.
Instead, you're taking that olive branch, using it for toilet paper, and using it to fan your nuts.
That's what you goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin are doing, man.
And I don't appreciate it one goddamn bit.
Do you understand?
I don't appreciate it one bit.
You goddamn gender-fluid fondlers.
Anyway, folks, I'm just, I'm so sick.
I can't believe that I'm even, I'm even continuing on.
I can't believe that I've even been here for two and a half hours putting up with this horse stuff.
I deserve more respect than this, for Christ's sake, man.
I deserve more respect.
But no, it's just going to continue to happen, isn't this, huh?
I mean, 28 episodes.
This is episode 28.
Y'all know this, right?
Right?
28 episodes of this crap, man.
I, you know, that's why I titled this show, man, R.I.P. Luke Perry and Keith Flynn.
How about a day without trolling?
How about a day without trolling, man?
jesus christ man oh god making my freaking i need more beer man i can't I can't continue to do this broadcast.
I can't continue to do this broadcast unless I have more beer, man.
I need some more beer.
I need some more beer, man.
Jesus Christ, I need it, man.
I need it because of you, man.
I need it because of all of you.
And who's this ghost quote?
When Mrs. Ghost first saw Luke Perry, she fell to her knees and orgasmed for an hour ago.
Oh, go shove up your ass, all right?
Shut up.
I tell you what, folks, I was so mad that I threw one of my- Shut your goddamn wife!
Ghost 1114.
Stop talking about my wife, man.
Michael Jackson Anesthesia Rumors00:14:59
Buy that for a dollar.
Oh, God, you're making me belch.
No, you don't.
Text a speech lady does.
Text a speech lady can shove it up her digital twat.
Do you believe that Michael Jackson diddled little kids, or do you think it was all bullshit made up by the Kika?
Man, why the hell do you want me to talk about that for Christ's sake, man?
I'll just put it like this, okay?
When you are a habitual something, you're usually doing that your whole life, and there's a whole array of people that will attest to it.
Not trolling, the world lost two talented people today, and it's sad.
The world won't be the same without them.
Thank you, Anonymous.
I appreciate for the kind words.
But as far as Michael Jackson is concerned, I find it funny that even though this guy was supposedly a dedicated child molester, that there's only been two kids, two kids that have come out and alleged this, and both of them have been highly financially compensated.
The first kid got, what, $25 million, huh?
And is still living off that, I'm sure.
And then you got this other kid, which was a Mexican cancer kid who, who knows how many millions of dollars was settled there.
But other than that, it's not like Bill Cosby.
You know, Bill Cosby, he had, you know, when one woman came out, all of a sudden, 25, 30 women came out.
You know, so this guy, you know, as obvious, you know, was somebody who conducted himself in the capacity that Bill Cosby conducted himself.
Okay.
Luke Parrish, asshole.
Luke Parrish.
Jesus Christ, man.
Listen.
I found it rather convenient that Michael Jackson, during his last tour, was out here trying to expose the lies.
Did you hear his press conference when he was announcing his tour?
He was telling some red pill truths.
He said, you understand that there are people that control everything.
There are people that control the history books.
You have to understand that everything in the history books is a lie.
They're a lie.
The media lies.
I mean, it was a very, you know, you could tell he was trying to break the conditioning.
Now, the unfortunate part about Michael Jackson is that he sold himself to the devil a long time ago.
And, you know, after he sold his soul, he got all the fame, the fortune, Neverland Ranch, all this other stuff.
And he got to a point in his life where he was like, wait a minute, I want to go ahead and break the conditioning.
And I want to turn against the people who have been using me and my talents to, you know, kind of get rich and, you know, spread false propaganda.
And the reason I say this is because Michael Jackson, he, if you take a look at, look, I don't want to get into this.
I'm just saying that he was once a Satanist.
He was once a Satanist.
All you have to do is look at some of his music.
Take a look at the music, Human Nature.
Take a look at that.
Take a look at the lyrics to human nature.
Yeah, Michael Jackson was murdered.
It wasn't an accident.
Well, yeah, I mean, you know, Conrad Murray, his doctor, was a devout Freemason, you know that?
I mean, take a look at Conrad Murray.
Google up Conrad Murray, Freemason, and take a look at him in the Masonic garb and all this other shit.
But besides that, besides that, the reason that they shut him up is because they didn't want the influence of Michael Jackson because Michael Jackson was worldwide, baby.
He could go to any country and be mobbed by people.
So he was so popular that he could influence people within the world.
And that's why he was taken out.
I mean, it's no doubt that he was taken out.
I mean, who injects themselves with Jesus Christ?
What do they call that?
When they put you to sleep for surgery?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry.
I got so much freaking brain crap going through my head because I'm watching these trolls and I'm offended by these trolls.
And I'm still taken back by Luke Perry and Keith Flint.
Anesthesia.
Thank you very much.
That's what Conrad Murray was supposedly giving Michael Jackson to go to sleep.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
I'm just simply stating, look at human nature.
Look at human nature, the song.
Take a look at what he talks about.
Okay?
If they ask why, why, tell them that it's human nature.
Why, why don't he do me that way?
I like living this way.
I like loving this way.
I mean, do you understand?
Looking out across the window, a city light is everywhere.
I see that girl.
She knows I'm watching.
She likes the way I stare.
And I say, why, why?
Tell them that it's human nature.
Anyway, I'm just simply stating.
I'm sorry, all right?
I'm just trying.
I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to show you people some stuff, right?
Taken so soon.
Proforal is dangerous.
I mean, it's freaking anesthesia, man.
It's freaking anesthesia.
Google up TSA private screening and you'll see the truth of Michael Jackson.
It's why he was taken out.
When he renamed his house to Mar-a-Lago to strip search his guests it was just a matter of time.
When he went for Donald Trump, he went too far.
Ghost.
Shut the hell up, all right?
Shut the hell up.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here, man?
I mean, I'm fucking, I'm flustered.
I mean, I don't even know what direction to go, man.
I'm sitting over here.
I want to do the markets.
I want to talk about some things here.
Want to talk about how Trump gave one of the best speeches that I've ever heard in a long time at CPAC, two-hour speech, calling the Robert Mueller special investigation the special counsel, quote, bullshit.
Ghost Jackson, 50 Naked Cowboys.
Shut up, man.
50 naked cowboys at fucking Neverland.
Shut the hell up, man.
I'm serious.
Give me my beer, man.
Jesus Christ.
I haven't even opened the last beer.
Give me my goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
I'm telling you, man, what a bad case of the Mondays this episode 28 has turned out to be, man.
This is a day of mourning for Christ's sake, and you people don't even give a crap.
I'm telling you, man, every time I come up here, every time I broadcast, I'm giving you my freaking heart.
I'm giving you my freaking heart.
And do you all care?
No, you're just freaking taking a dirty diarrhea shit on it.
That's what you're doing, man.
I mean, what kind of listeners do I really have?
Sometimes I'm awake at night, you know, in the bed, just staring at the ceiling and just thinking to myself, what kind of goddamn listeners do I have, man?
They want the worst for me.
They want to troll me.
They want to troll my family.
They want to put my name on Google and Yelp reviews of bathhouses.
They're putting obituaries about me.
They want me dead.
What kind of people are you?
What kind of goddamn internet people are you, man?
Jesus Christ, man.
give me my goddamn freaking beer and shut up in the chat room saying that we're living in your head rent free go Shut up.
Shut up, man.
Don't you understand?
I'm listened to by hundreds of thousands of people who listen to me for the financial insight, for the political and social commentary.
You sack of crap.
I freaking hate it, man.
I should end this goddamn fucking show, man.
I should end this show.
And you know what?
I should take the day off on Wednesday, man.
I'm not even kidding around.
You know what?
I should bring in, I should bring in somebody else and do this broadcast.
What's my opinion of Susie Orman?
She's a goddamn fraud.
All right?
She's a goddamn fraud giving financial advice when she had a worse nightmare.
IAM coming for your job.
And I won't let you rest until I get what I want.
Shut the hell up.
What the text is speechless?
What the hell do you want?
You want a digital schlong head to go up your snatch pipe and come out your mouth?
What the hell do you want?
Huh?
Jesus Christ, man.
What are you?
What do you buy that for?
Shut up, ghost.
We hate you.
Shut up, ghost.
We hate you.
I mean, y'all see what I'm saying?
These are the freaking internet people that listen to me, man.
They hate me.
They want me dead.
It's not a new ghost.
It's the great falling away.
It has begun.
It's obvious, man.
I mean, there's something going on, man.
There's something going on in these people's heads, man.
There's something going on in these people's heads.
They're not right, man.
These people that are out here, especially these internet people, they're not right, man.
They're not right in the head.
I don't understand it.
I don't get it.
I don't even know if I want to get it.
I don't even know if I want to get it, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
What a freaking, what a bad case of the Mondays, man.
You know what I'm saying?
And is this what?
Is this your intention?
Is this your troll's intention to turn this into a carpet munching Monday, man?
Is this your troll's intention, for heaven's sake, man?
Jesus Christ, man.
What is this?
F you?
Text-to-speech lady at least tries to put on a show?
Fucking F you, man.
F you.
F you.
All of you troll terrorists.
All of you elongated foreskin having bad period smelling, anal cheese-loving, pause hole-sniffing, yeast-infecting, loving, herpie, schlong, fluffin' piece of crap.
All of you!
All of you!
All of you.
All of you that are listening, man.
And let me tell you something.
If you're just listening, what a danky skank.
What the hell are you?
The only reason why your PC master race is because you're still butthurt that Sony stumped your precious Dreamcast into a mud hole in the stables at Ram Ranch.
Shut up.
Now go to your wife on her Xbox One to play some pornography.
Shut your mouth.
Hashtag ghost is blind.
You're an asshole.
You're an asshole.
Cheers to the inner circle.
Think you're damn right, anonymous.
Cheers to the inner circle, man, where the straight political dope and the financial insight still exist.
Quit the show, bitch.
Quit the show.
I've got your bitch.
Do you understand me?
I've got a dollar.
You're bitch.
Press TTS for TTS, lady.
Good damn it.
Shut up.
Or I'm going to end this show right now.
All of you, just shut up.
Shut the hell up, or I'll end this shit now.
Shut the hell up.
I'm not joking.
Joe Jackson, Michael's father, sold his own son's soul to the devil to live off the fame and fortune his son made.
I don't disagree with that.
You're damn right.
I don't disagree with Pepe the fruity frog, even though that's not the real Pepe.
I don't disagree with what the hell he just said, man.
Joe Jackson, man, that son of a bitch looked like a demon.
That son of a bitch looked like some disgusting, overgrown, disgusting, shekel goblin demon, man.
He looked it.
He looked evil.
He looked evil, for Christ's sake.
And shut up in the chat room.
You don't think I'll freaking end it, asshole?
Huh?
Huh?
Oh, Jesus Christ, you're making me belch.
Oh my God.
You don't think I'll end it, man?
You don't think I'll end it?
Hey, who threw CX in the chat?
Who threw that stupid, dumb, half-atard network called CX in the chat?
Get that CX crap out of here, man.
Get CX out of here.
I would fucking backhand.
I would backhand that degenerate, disgusting, big-nosed, overgrown shecklegoblin, Ice Poseidon, in his degenerate face.
And all the other CX network tards, and you can all tell them I said that.
All right?
You can all tell the CX network I said that.
All right?
I got balls the size of grapefruits that I'll slap upside the face of the CX network, you son of a bitch.
All right?
I'm not joking.
And by the way, this reminds me.
Hey, Stream Labs, F you.
F you, you censorship-ridden pieces of crap.
All right?
You allow yourselves to go ahead and do business with a degenerate like Ice Poseidon, who is promoting all kinds of sexual drug and all kinds of degeneracy to children.
To children, and the show, Annette Boomer, the text-to-speech lady, provides shut up.
Shut up.
I'm serious.
CX end the show, bitch.
And I've got your bitch.
I've got your bitch.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Alabama Godfart Tragedy00:15:27
God has farted on Alabama, killing at least 23 people.
Oh, my God.
No!
Godfarted on Alabama!
No!
No!
That's horrible!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
THAT'S HORRIBLE, MAN!
THAT'S NOT EVEN- SHUT UP SH- Stop laughing in the chat room.
That's macabre.
That's sick, man.
God damn it, man.
I mean, what?
What kind of a show am I running here, man?
What kind of a goddamn show am I running here, man?
And I'm not serious, man.
Everybody in here, shut up with the CX, man.
Those people are a bunch of degenerate idiots, man.
All right, especially Ice Poseidon, who is out here spreading drug use, degeneracy, drunkardness to children.
To children.
And you can tell all those stupid scumbags in the CX network, I said it.
You can tell them all.
You can tell them all.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Alabama blowjob.
I mean, oh, God, man.
No, man.
That's horrible.
That's horrible, man.
Stop.
Everybody, stop now.
This is enough, man.
This is a horrible episode 28, man.
That's enough.
Look at this.
Alabama football blowout.
Man, leave Alabama alone, man.
They're suffering through a horrible freaking natural disaster, man.
Enough, man.
Enough, man.
Enough of this crap, man.
Man, I can't even drink fast enough, man.
I can't drink fast enough to fucking take the pain away, man.
I can't drink fast enough.
Keemstar for President 2020.
Keemstar, are you kidding me, man?
Why don't you tell him to show off his bald head and stop wearing hats?
All right.
He's got more pubic hair on that Fu Man Chew of his than he does on his head.
As a matter of fact, I'm sure if you take his damn shirt off, he's got more hair in his back and chest than he does on his head.
CX for Alabama far.
Can you just shut up?
All right.
Can you just shut the hell up for Christ's sake?
All right.
And you can tell Keemstar I said that.
You think I care?
You think I care about these so-called personalities out here?
I don't care.
All right?
I don't care.
And stop throwing CX in the chat.
CX is a network of TARDS.
CX is a network of TARDS.
And you can tell them I said that.
They're a bunch of retarded, drug-taking, sexual pervert degenerates.
And you can tell them all I said that.
You can tell them all I said that.
You understand that, boy?
I'll take them all on.
I'll take them all on.
Crimson Tide got blown out.
You son of a bitch, enough of the Alabama troll.
Enough!
Ah!
Damn!
Enough!
Enough!
Oh my god, I've had so much.
I've had enough.
I sincerely have had enough of this stuff, man.
Oh, Jesus.
I can't drink enough beer to take the pain away.
I can't drink enough beer to take the pain away.
And hey, hey, you CX bastards, you think you got balls?
Come on down here to San Antonio.
Come on down here to San Antonio and start talking garbage about ghost on the street and see if you don't get your ass whooped.
All right.
I'm tired of you CX bastards, man.
You're a bunch of degenerates.
You're a bunch of degenerates.
And by the way, since we're talking about CX, much props to EBZ going nigg mode on these goddamn CX sons of bitches, all right?
All right, EBZ, baby.
All right.
Hey, cheers to EBZ.
Thanks for going nigg mode on these sons of bitches, man.
And by the way, EBZ wrote a song.
That's what it's called.
He's got a song called Nig Mode.
All right.
So just shut up.
And by the way, I like Asian Andy too.
Asian Andy's pretty good.
He's got some talent.
I think he's going through a lot of mental stuff.
But Asian Andy's all right.
All right.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a swig of this.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Alabama got you twist.
Shut up.
I'm serious, man.
EBZ, man, you're a hard ass G. All right.
It takes a lot of balls to be a 40-year-old rapper.
All right.
And I listen to his rap, baby.
All right.
So just shut up.
All right?
And that's one of EBC's songs, man.
That's his song.
Look up EBZ Nig Mode.
That's one of his songs, man.
I'm giving him dap.
I'm giving him props.
What are you talking about?
All right?
I'm giving him dap.
I'm giving him props.
Shut up.
All right.
Look, I'm going to break out the devil's lettuce.
I mean, I can't deal with this anymore, man.
I mean, this damn alcohol isn't taking the pain away.
I've got nothing but a bunch of trolls that are just going to troll me over here.
And I'm just going to break it out right now.
I mean, look, I'm chugging beers, man.
I'm chugging beers.
Look at all these goddamn freaking beers all over the freaking place, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
And I'm not kidding, man.
I like EBZ, man.
I mean, he's a down-ass G. You know, he could probably be one of my blacks.
You know, I wouldn't mind EBZ being one of my blacks, man.
Anybody who knows EBZ, tell them, hey, man, hey, EBZ, Ghost, he wants you to be one of his blacks.
You know what I mean?
Like, like Tyrone, he's one of my blacks.
I got a lot of blacks, baby.
You understand?
I'm Mr. Black People.
I don't think you people understand that.
What is this?
I mentioned your name at that bathhouse in San Antonio.
They said they installed a wheelchair ramp for you.
No way.
No, you're fucking liar.
Shut up.
Shut your ass.
You're a goddamn liar.
And stop leaving goddamn freaking reviews of bathhouses in my name.
All right?
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm breaking out the freaking devil.
Where's the devil's lettuce, for Christ's sake?
Here are the production notes that I fucking didn't even use.
Here it is.
Here's this Alabama parody.
I'm an Alabama windstorm, and I want to be free.
I just drink.
I just cuss.
I want to ride on the front of the buildings.
I want to hear it.
Here's where the whiteboard is.
You guys are a son of a bitch.
I'm white on the bottom of the eye of my windstorm.
You guys are a bunch of sons of bitches, man.
All right?
Jesus Christ, man.
Give me the goddamn freaking.
Look, I'm breaking open the wacky tobacco.
This is like vaginal discharge or whatever strain it is.
Of course, it's a hybrid between sativa and indica.
I'm loading the bowl right now.
I mean, I can't get drunk enough.
I can't get drunk enough to get drunk enough, man.
I can't get drunk.
I'm chugging.
I'm chugging.
I'm chugging here.
I'm chugging here, man.
Somebody in the chat room is asking, why am I writing production notes for their show?
It's my show.
It's the ghost show.
That's my name.
It's ghost.
It's the ghost show, asshole.
So shut the hell up in the chat room.
Or I'm telling you, engineer, listen, I'm not kidding around.
If these sons of bitches don't stop getting blown away in Alabama, if these sons of bitches don't stop, implement chat room martial law, man.
I'm not joking.
Implement chatroom martial law.
Do you understand me?
Implement chat room martial law.
Not gonna sit here and allow these people to besmirch me in front of my face.
And I guarantee you, you sacks of crap in the chat room are lucky you're not in front of my damn face.
You're lucky.
I would freaking shove a boot so far up your ass that you'd be shitting leather for the next 10 years of your damn life.
I would stomp your teeth so far down your goddamn throat, you'd be able to chew the last four Pop-Tarts that you had in your goddamn colon, you son of a bitch.
So all of you, just shut the hell up.
All of you, shut the hell up.
This is my show.
The ghost show.
Shut the hell up.
Shut your mouth.
Shut up in the chat room.
I'm not even kidding.
Shut up.
You're my goddamn.
I need more tissues for Christ's sake.
people are making me secrete mucus and you assholes in the chat room saying that i can't fight you You son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass, boy.
I've told you this a thousand times.
If I go outside right now, clinch my fist, put them in my pockets, I could be taken to jail for illegally carrying lethal weapons.
Do you understand me, boy?
I'd leave a hole in your face in one punch.
You understand me?
Huh?
I'm a bad man, boy.
I'm a bad man.
You ain't never seen me, boy.
Ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
I'd smack you so hard your great-grandkids will have black eyes.
It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
You sack of crap.
I'm not even kidding, man.
You're lucky we're not in a bar room right now, man.
I'm not even kidding.
You're lucky we're not in a damn bar room because if we were in a bar room, I would look for the most disgusting autist look and troll, and I would go up to them and repeatedly punch them in the face.
As a matter of fact, I get into bar brawls for exercise.
Now, I'm going to be honest with you.
What is this?
Sweet-blown Alabama, where the skies are so gray.
Oh, my God.
God, no.
I'm smashing all of you.
No!
No!
God damn it, you trolls, man!
Oh, God.
There were 28 people that died in Alabama in those twisters, man.
28 people died, man.
And you people, look at you.
You don't care about the 28 people that died in Alabama.
You don't care about Luke Perry dying of a stroke at 52.
You don't care about Keith Flint dying.
I mean, what kind of people are you, man?
What kind of people are you, man?
Get these goddamn production notes out of my face, man.
Let me finish loading this goddamn bowl, man, and take the devil's lettuce.
All right, so I could just say, just calm me down, man.
Calm me down for Christ's sake.
And somebody in the chat room is saying, wait a minute, 28 deaths, 28 episodes.
Holy shit, meme magic.
Holy shit, me magic.
Oh, God.
You sick!
You're sick!
You're fucking sick!
I told you, you mean magicians!
I told you!
I told you.
I told you, man, you people.
That's why I told you to stop talking about my teeth.
That's why I'm telling you all, man.
You guys are meme sorcerers, man.
You're meme magicians, man.
That's why I keep telling you to stop talking about my teeth.
Because I have a feeling.
I have a feeling, man, something's going to happen, and you people are going to cause it, man.
You people are going to cause it, man.
You people are going to cause it.
Give me my drink.
Before I take some freaking hit of reefer, before I take some hit of the devil's lettuce, I need a goddamn other beer, man.
I need more beer, man.
Oh, my God.
I need more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I'm telling you, man, stop talking about my teeth.
I know you mean magicians are going to do something, man.
You're meme sorcerers, man.
And I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding, man.
I'm not kidding.
I buy that for a dollar.
28 less cousins screwing.
Oh, my God, no.
That's horrible.
Oh, my.
Oh, God, no.
No, that's horrible.
That's freaking disgusting.
How dare you?
How dare you, man?
What kind of shit people are you?
It ain't nothing for me to fuck a man's ass.
If I walked outside, ghost quotes, you're an asshole.
Shut up.
And get charged with sexual assault.
Shut up.
I'd do the time-cause prison assistants.
I never said that.
Shut up.
Oh, God.
Soulless Troll Behavior00:12:39
Hulk is the strongest one there is.
Hulk Smash Puny Ghost.
What Hulk?
What Hulk are you talking?
You're talking about Hulk Hogan?
Huh?
The 66-year-old man that's just barely able to wobble himself around for Christ's sake?
I could beat the Hulkster right now, man.
One-on-one, I could beat Hulkster's ass.
Are you kidding me?
I'd beat his ass.
All right?
$3 for a can of Cannes Tornado?
Man, this is not funny, man.
I'm serious.
This is not funny.
I mean, making fun of people that died, 28 people that died in Alabama over tornado.
This is not goddamn funny, man.
Nor is it funny making fun of Luke Perry or Keith Flint, man.
Keith Flint from the Prodigy.
All right?
Look up Keith Flint's work, man.
I mean, there's some good songs.
The Fire Starter.
The Firestarter is a great song, huh?
Smack my bitch up.
That's a badass song.
Change my pitch up.
Smack my bitch up.
Uh, uh, y'all remember when those cuckold connoisseurs, the beastie boys, decided that they were going to use some award show to demand that the Prodigy apologize for the Smack My Bitch Up song for being so sexist.
Get the hell out of here.
Shut up.
Change the pitch up.
Smack my bitch up.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hail Twistler.
God damn it, you trolls.
Whistler!
Alrighty, man!
Shut up.
Shut up unless you want me to end this shit right now.
God damn it, you people are sick, man.
Macabre doesn't explain how fucking sick you people are, man.
Macabre doesn't define how sick you people are, man.
I'm serious.
God damn it, man.
I need more beer, man.
All right.
Tornado 28, Alabama Zero.
Good job!
Get up!
Ah Shut up!
Unless you want me to end this crap!
Oh, God.
Do you all have a soul, trolls?
Do you have a soul?
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, man.
You people are sick, man.
You people are sick, man.
I don't know what to do, man.
These people are sick, man.
They're making me look like a piece of crap.
I'm not a piece of crap.
I'm not a piece of crap, man.
I'm a melting pot of friendship, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm a nice guy.
And of course you assholes don't care, man.
Look at you people.
You're all fucking laughing at all this crap, man.
Get these production notes out of my face!
I'd buy that for a dollar.
All Heil Twistler.
All Heil.
Removing unlockable black people.
Oh, no!
No, don't say no, no, no, no, no, no, shut up.
You troll terrorists!
I'm in Vermont!
Shut up!
Shut up, man!
Just shut up!
Just shut up, man.
Give me my drink.
I'll get a goddamn drink.
Give me one.
What kind of a bad case of the Mondays is this stuff, man?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Feels Bama, man.
Good God, you shit Fields Bama, man!
Shut up!
You macabre bastards!
You macaw bastards, man!
How am I supposed to continue this show when you people continue to be macabre?
How?
For Christ's sake, man.
Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
Come on, let's twist again like you did last summer.
Yeah, let's twist again like you did last year.
Do you remember when things were really humming off?
Let's twist again, twist along.
Leave Alabama alone, man.
Leave.
Leave Alabama alone, man.
Ah!
Ah!
SHUT UP!
Oh God! Oh God!
Alabama Twister thing.
Shut up, man.
Everybody, just shut up.
Stop trolling me, man.
Shut up.
I'm tired of you people trolling me and trolling the people that died.
I'm tired of it.
I'm fucking warning you all to stop.
You sick, demented internet people.
Trash taken out in Bama.
Go shut up, man.
Oh, you just shut up.
Oh, you just shut up, man.
You really need a pet fox.
It's a life-changing experience getting loved by one.
Their urine is so musky that the smell can't be removed from the body.
What the goat is.
Shut up, you sick permanent.
You sound like a furry.
Oh, God, you sound like a furry, man.
And you know what furries are?
Nothing but fatties and uglies trying to put on a costume so they can go participate in degenerate orgy sex.
That's what furries are.
A bunch of fatties and uglies.
A bunch of fatties and uglies, man.
That's why they gotta wear that fur suit to partake in sexual intercourse, because they're disgusting human specimens that no one would ejaculate to, and you know it, and I know it, man.
Trolls 28, Ghost Zero, Alabama minus.
You son of a bitch!
Bam a ban bang!
Bam a ban!
Shut up, man!
I'm tired!
SHUT UP AND SHUT UP!
Shut up!
I'm not kidding.
I'm thinking about it in this damn show, man, without any goddamn radio graffiti, man.
This is sick!
This is horrible!
This is sick.
This is horrible, man.
This is...
I can't believe you, man.
I'm not even joking.
I can't even believe you.
I can't even believe you.
I can't even believe you, man.
Have a goddamn soul.
Have a goddamn soul.
Where's my wacky tobaki, man?
Where's the devil's lettuce, man?
Where's the weed, man?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What's your Bama ad fatties and uglies gone?
I'm like, shut up, alright?
Shut up.
Shut up.
You spin our heads right round, right round, when we go down, when we go underground.
You sick.
I know the storm is coming.
My pockets keep telling me it's gonna be awesome.
Shut up!
Then pop in the next pistol, man!
Shut up!
I'd buy that!
Shut up!
In today's news, the state of Alabama was really blown away by the news of the deaths of Keith Flint and Luke Perry.
However, after the short mourning period, the entire state began to engage in the largest game of Twister ever played.
Oh my god, shut up, man!
This is not funny!
This is not funny, man!
This is horrible!
You figure it!
Oh my god!
Oh, ha ha ha ha!
this speaking of me magic gone with the wind is playing later this year in alabama theater birmingham Oh, shut up, you said man!
Shut up, you leftist bastard!
That's not funny!
That's not funny!
I'm an Alabama nigger, and I want to be free.
And so they were all 28 of them.
Shut up, man.
Remember the Albam moment?
Shut up, man!
Shut up!
I'm gonna get it!
Get the fuck out of here!
Roll tight!
More like spin-tide.
Oh, no, man, I'm gonna end this show, man!
I can't hang out!
God!
I'm gonna end this show, man!
Oh, God!
Are you all listening to this crap, man?
You're not listening to this, man.
Damn all.
God damn all of you, man.
God damn, God damn all the bad guys.
Alabama titty twister, man, shut up, man.
Alabama titty twister, man.
Fuck you.
Catching Breath After Storm00:14:06
One way or the other, someone is losing a trailer.
Man, shut up, shut up.
Ghost is wheezing up a storm, man.
Shut up, man.
Why don't you all have a soul?
Why don't you all have a soul, man?
Oh, God.
All right, I'm gonna.
I'm gonna smoke.
I gotta smoke this tetrahydro.
I got to smoke this tetrahydro.
Ghost can't breathe just like Keith Slant, you bastard!
You bastards,
Oh my god.
You bastards, man.
I gotta.
I gotta smoke.
I gotta smoke the devil's lettuce, man.
I've gotta smoke the wacky tobacco, man.
I just, I've got, I've got to, man.
I just, I've, I've got to, man.
I've got, oh God, oh.
Oh god.
Oh.
Oh God.
Oh God, man.
I just can't take it, man, I just, I just can't take it for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Give me my goddamn.
I just gotta drink another beer, man.
I gotta drink.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, ha, ha, ha.
Oh.
All right, I'm gonna smoke let me just let me just catch my breath man I'd buy that for us Left foot blue, right hand about three miles away green.
Shut up, man.
This is not funny.
Twister in Alabama.
Shut up, man.
My trailer has wigs.
Shut up, man.
Shut up, man.
I'm going to end this show, man.
You know what?
I don't even need to put up with this.
Three hours and 17 minutes of this shit, man.
Oh, God.
Give me my god.
Give me my goddamn...
Oh, give me my goddamn...
Give me my freaking tetrahydrocannabinol, man.
I need to smoke.
I need to smoke the devil's lettuce, man.
Shut up, ghost is feeling winded.
Shut up, man.
Just shut up, man.
Oh, ghost the shark, new dude.
Shut up, man.
Ghost the shark asshole.
All right, I'm just.
Let me just try to catch my breath.
Let me just try to catch my breath.
Ghost is winded like Bama.
Ghost is winded like Bram.
Fuck I'm worn it all here, man.
Shut up, man.
God.
I'd buy that for you.
What fucking hell did that tornado claim another life?
What is that awful noise?
Shut up, trolls.
Just leave me alone.
I'm not joking.
Just leave me alone already, man.
Just leave me alone.
I'm not kidding, man.
Stop donating.
If you want fucking radio graffiti, I'm not joking.
Stop right now.
I'm not joking.
Okay, let me let me let me just catch my breath Let me just catch my breath Let me have another beer.
Everybody just shut up man, I'm gonna take I'm gonna take a hit of the Hold on, I got to catch my breath.
I got to catch up.
Hold on.
I don't know.
My nose Alabama first Texas next You son of a bitch.
God.
You son of a...
Let's drink.
All right.
All right.
I think I'm catching my breath.
Hold on. Hold on.
I'm trying to catch my breath.
Hold on.
I'm trying to catch my breath.
All right.
I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and Keith Blue Nose.
Just shut up, man.
Everybody just shut up, man.
Fucking hell.
Keep this up, ghost, and you'll do my job for me.
Shut up, man.
Torn.
Just shut up, man.
All right, I'm gonna do, I'm gonna try the devil's lettuce.
I got to smoke, man.
I got to smoke the tetrahydrocannabinol, man.
I got to smoke.
Let me just catch my breath so I can take a hit of this.
All right.
All right.
I'm going to take a hit of this tetrahydrocannabinol right now, man.
I can't believe this.
I can't believe all of you, man.
This is a day of mourning, man.
All right, here we go.
Let me catch my breath.
Let me catch my breath on.
Alright, here we go.
I'm going to take my first hit here, man.
And Bic, step your game up, Bic.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Alabama be gone like the wind.
Shut up man oh, you just shut.
Oh, God, man.
Just shut up.
Oh, you just shut up, man.
Smoking hurts lungs plus nose, man.
Man, audibly Hambone Asscom man, oh oh, maybe I should just, maybe I should just go away man, maybe I shouldn't even do radio graffiti man, i'm not even joking.
Maybe I shouldn't even be doing crazy, Cassidy, man.
Look at all these fucking, look at all this crap all over my office, man.
Look at all this crap.
It's just freaking everything.
Oh god man, oh god, three and a half half, three and a half hours, man.
Three and a half hours man, oh god, I need some more.
I need some more freaking devil's lettuce.
It's just not, it's not, it's just not working, it's.
I know man, I don't think you people deserve radio graffiti, man.
I really don't think you deserve it.
Man, this is a day of mourning man.
That's just a day of mourning, man.
All right, we have windy houses, 28 dead, Alabama wind machine, smoked out of existence, lost air from lungs, gone with the wind, flying away freely, hoverboards exist, flying cars is now shook people of Alabama.
There's nobody in the chat room with that name, you son of a bitch.
Terrible man.
Shut up, man.
There's nobody in the chat room with that name.
Shut up, man.
Ghost strokes on crack, man.
Shut the shut up.
Shut up, man.
Luke Perry and Keith Flint are gone.
And of course, you people don't even give a shit man.
You don't even care man.
Why should I even care, man?
Seriously, why should I even care why?
Why, man?
Oh why, why should I even care doing this man?
I need some more beer, man.
I need some more beer man.
I just, I just want the fucking pain to go away, man.
You fucking trolls man, three and a half hours, I mean, who can do this man?
Who can do this shit, man?
I need, I just need just more substance man, More stuff to take the pain away, man.
Just I need some more beer, man.
I need some more beer, man.
Oh, God.
Need More Beer Man00:06:14
Shut up, you asshole.
You didn't win anything, man.
You didn't win nothing, man.
I'm still standing.
I'm still standing.
I'm still standing, man.
Give me my beer, man.
Ah, God.
Give me my beer, man.
And I'm drinking, man, because of all of you.
I'm drinking because of all of you.
I can't take this crap, man.
I can't.
I can't, man.
I don't even know if I should be doing radio graffiti, man.
I don't even know if I should be doing radio graffiti, man.
I don't even know.
I don't even know if I should be doing radio graffiti.
Give me some more beer.
Shut up in the chat room, man.
I do radio graffiti if I want to.
You don't own me, man.
You're not.
You don't tell me what to do.
You don't tell me, man.
And shut up with the CX in the chat, man.
I'm not joking, man.
I'm not joking.
I wipe my ass with the CX, all right?
You can tell him I said that.
I wipe my ass with fucking CX.
Ghost is a windbag.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
Just shut up, man.
I hate CX, man.
They're just a bunch of degenerates, man.
And they appeal to kids.
They appeal to kids that are under the age of 18, man.
You know that according to YouTube stats, my biggest demographic of people that listen to this show are people from 24 to 35 years old.
24 to 35 years old.
Radio graffiti is for the poor trashy listeners from India, Pakistan, America, and other filthy places.
Oh!
You should get rid of it.
Don't give those types of people a platform.
Whoa!
Oh, come on, man.
That's not right, man.
That's horrible, man.
Don't say that about man.
Let's not make it into a class thing here, okay?
All right, let's make it into a class thing here, okay?
Let me get let me get my freaking, let me get my smoke.
I need one more smoke, okay?
I need one more smoke.
I just need one more smoke, all right?
help me to take the pain away man let me let me just take this I'm gonna take this smoke.
When I take this smoke, I'm gonna do chat room shout-outs.
And you're lucky.
Fucking sons of bitches are lucky, man.
Now, whoa, whoa, I felt that one, dude.
Whoa.
Whoa, I'm like, you know, I'm not even kidding, man.
My head's a little woozy after that one, man.
Whoa, man.
Oh, my God.
I just, whoa, that, that, now, I, now I'm high now.
I'm high now.
I got a hybrid.
Like I said, I score my weed from some Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner, man.
And whoa, man, that, that, that was, you know, that, wow, wow.
I'm a little, you know, my head's a little like in the air.
You know, I'm like, my head's bouncing around, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, it's like one of those hits, you know, that's like, whoa, I don't even, I don't even know how to, I don't even know how to, I don't even know how to explain it.
Ghost is turning into a duck.
Shut up, man.
All right.
Let me have another beer.
All right.
Let me take one more hit.
All right.
And then we'll go to some fucking chat room shout outs.
Just one more.
Just one more.
Oh, man.
I feel great, man.
You have some of that droe, you know, that wacky tobacco, that devil's lettuce, no stems, no seeds, just all sticky wicky, man, like purple cream.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, good God, man.
Ah.
One more hit, and then we're getting to some shout-outs or something.
I mean, I'm just saying.
YouTube Stream Drain Issues00:09:36
All right.
All right.
We're here.
What's going on here?
Now, people, hold on.
Let me let it hit the brain.
Hold on.
Let me let it hit the brain.
Hold on.
What is this?
People can't.
Am I out?
What the hell happened?
What's going on?
We got a massive dropout over here.
What the hell happened for heaven's sake, man?
What's going on here?
I mean, I'm just.
Is this a sign that I should just freaking, that I should just end the show or something?
Is this what this means?
Is this a sign that I should just end the show?
You know, people aren't even, you know, people aren't even.
How the hell did 200 people just drop out in a flash?
You know?
Come on, man.
I mean, are you serious?
I mean, come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on.
And shut up.
My audience got blown away.
Go shut up, man.
Go shut up.
As a matter of fact, I can't believe you people, man.
Come on, YouTube, man.
I'm doing the work.
I'm baby stepping.
Come on.
Why are you doing this to me, YouTube?
Come on.
I've said it, man.
I've said it, man.
You know, come on.
I said that I'm in the big time now.
All right, I'm on YouTube.
I'm telling everybody to stop at me.
Come on, YouTube.
Come on.
Come on, YouTube.
Good God.
Come on.
Oh, God, man.
Come on, YouTube, man.
Come on, man.
See, now YouTube is making me drink, man.
Now YouTube is making me drink, man.
Now YouTube is making me drink, man.
People are asking me, when are the gaming streams, man?
What's going on?
What the hell's going on here?
Engineer, what the hell's going on, Engineer?
Are you kidding me, man?
YouTube, what's going on, man?
Why are you doing this to me, man?
What is this, man?
This is not funny.
THIS IS NOT FUNNY MAN!
COME ON!
YouTube, you fucking...
COME ON YOUTUBE!
Come on.
Oh, God, man.
Jesus, man.
It's not funny.
All you out here that are laughing in the chat room, shut up.
It's not funny, man.
Shut your stupid staking smelling holes.
It's not funny.
All of you, shut up.
Shut your goddamn mouth.
Shut up, man.
YouTube double-dip ghost, man.
Man, I'm going to end this fucking bra.
I'm going to end the broadcast.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
I'm not even kidding.
YouTube is doing something, man.
I don't appreciate it, man.
Do you do this to the CX network, YouTube?
Do you do this to the CX network?
Do you do this to Ice Poseidon, who panders pornography and all kinds of disgusting crap to children?
I think it's the connection is the problem.
But I think many people should refresh the live stream and they will get back in the show.
Hey, thank you, Sonic the Hedgehog, man.
Thank you.
You see all these people hating on Sonic the Hedgehog over here.
He's a nice guy.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I'm telling you all right now, man.
I'm telling you all right now, man.
I don't know why YouTube is doing this to me, man.
I bet you this isn't happening to the CX network.
These degenerates.
These perverts.
These drug takers that are out here obviously broadcasting to children.
It's obvious, man.
It's obvious.
And Stream Labs does business with them.
You know what?
FU Stream Labs.
I'm telling you right now, you are censoring pieces of crap.
And you know what, Streamlabs?
You know, God damn it, man.
I just, I don't want to say it.
I don't want to say nothing because you people are a bunch of social justice warriors.
Yeah, my damn beer.
All right.
All right.
And you can tell Streamlabs I said that.
If you're a streamer, I think that you should be using Stream Elements.
All right, because Stream Elements understands what's going on out here, all right?
All right, they understand the internet community.
Obviously, they understand you, trolls.
So, cheers to Stream Elements and anybody who's a streamer, you stream elements.
Stream Labs can eat my dick up till it hiccups, okay?
Once again, all right, freaking Stream Labs bastard.
And by the way, I buy that for a dollar about to break 200 Eloha.
Shut up, man.
I don't know what happened.
I don't know what happened.
Something happened.
Something happened with the stream, and I don't appreciate it, man.
Shut up.
Stop making fun of me, man.
Stop making fun of me.
That's not funny.
People are saying that I had Russian bots.
I had Russian bots.
God, you sucking.
Hey!
Son of a bitch!
Oh, God.
Man, I gotta take a break.
I'm sorry.
I can't.
I can't keep doing this, man.
Or I'll end the show now.
I'm not even joking.
I'll end the goddamn show now or something, man.
I've got to take a break.
I don't even know if you pieces of crap even deserve a goddamn chat room shout out out of all the crap that you've done to me tonight.
I gotta drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage, okay?
And then when I come back, I guess, you stupid, dumb, troll, terrorist pieces of garbage, I guess, you dumb assholes that are out here trolling me, I guess I'll do radio graffiti and shout-outs, huh?
You toe jam-sucking clubfoot fetish having pieces of chicken-eating cornboy crap.
Huh?
Oh, oh, what, you want me to end it?
Huh?
You want to push me?
Huh?
You want to push me to try to end it?
Don't push me, boy.
You're lucky that I'm going to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
You're lucky that I need to go drain the main vein.
And when I do, maybe, just maybe, we'll do something.
I don't know.
You people are acting like a bunch of pieces of garbage today.
I'll tell you that.
You're giving this man a horrible case of the Mondays.
I can tell you that.
I buy that for a dollar.
Twisting Bama, huh?
You dropped more viewers than were killed in Alabama.
Look, shut up, man.
I don't know what the hell happened.
I don't know what the hell happened.
But just shut up.
All right.
Everybody just shut your stupid, stinking, sick-ass salmon-smelling holes.
All right.
Now, everybody, just sit tight.
Don't go anywhere.
Okay?
Don't go anywhere, you milky liquors.
I've got to drain the main vein.
I got to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
And what I'm going to do is I'm going to put the music.
less than 200 empty you're lucky that i've got to take a fucking piss from hell I'll tell you that right damn now, you sack of crap.
Now, I've got to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
Everybody stay there, okay?
Everybody stay there.
I'm going to put the music that's the intro music, which of course is called Insanity Control.
All right.
It's the music that's at the beginning of the broadcast.
And the reason I chose it is because it's royalty-free metal, and we need more of this.
So, cheers to the guy that hooked up insanity control.
You can find it on YouTube.
Jesus Christ, I got to drain the main vein, man.
Still Alive And Well00:09:17
I got to take a couple of hands out.
Anyway, I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
And we'll see what happens when I come back.
We'll see if we have chat room shoutouts.
We'll see if we have Radio Graffiti.
We'll see if we have something.
All right.
We'll see if we have something, man.
We'll see if we have something.
Or maybe we don't, man.
You people are pieces of crap.
Let me go sit on the crap.
Maybe I need a pinch of loaf here for a second.
Let me go sit on the crapper and think about it.
And maybe, just maybe, we'll have something.
Are we ready, engineer?
Go ahead and put insanity.
Are you ready?
Jesus Christ.
Go ahead and put it on.
I'm already just.
I should be.
I should be just ending the show with these sacks of crap and just put it on.
Put it on now.
You see this guy?
Put it on now.
All right.
Thank you very much.
I'll be right back.
Fight back.
YAY! YAY! YAY!
We don't believe that we fall, we fall, we fall, we fall, we fall, we fall.
Four of us, except the ones who are dead.
We fall, we fall, we fall.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying to science get strong, and you'll make a neat crown for the people who are still alive.
I buy that for a dollar.
I'm not even angry.
I mean, so sincere right now.
I buy that for a dollar.
Fulfill your destiny, engineer.
This is your show.
I'm 22 pieces YEAAAAAAA Yes, they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.
Now these points of paper make a beautiful line.
And we're all done on song.
But I got thinking of all the things we want.
For the people who are still alive.
Go hid and leave me.
I think I'd prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Millie saw that was a joke.
I'll have a chance.
This cake is great.
Look at these people talking when they're science clue.
When I look up there, it makes me glad I'm not gay with cake.
There is research to be done on the people who are still alive.
Then you need me, I'm still alive.
I'm doing science and I still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
While you're dying, I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead, I will be still alive.
He's still alive.
Yeah, I'd buy that for a dollar.
I love you, God.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Gene Skinner Talking Shit00:14:11
man in a white man in town.
He's got trouble.
Get in his way, he's gonna cut you down.
Take it over, He can ride, he can shoot Don't take nothing from nobody Bad scared of nothing Yeah, He's so bad, They call him boss Health balls Call the nigga.
get this get this crap out of here get off
God Damn it, man Get
this track, God damn it, Get it straight.
Get it straight, engineer,
goddammit Son of a bitch, get the suck God damn it,
Engineer, you better be shocked straight.
God damn it, it's God straight.
I can get on you so I can continue on with these goddamn pumps.
You're goddamn stupid!
You got kids!
Stupid!
All right, all right, I'm back.
Get me off, engineer.
God damn it, you son of a bitch.
Exactly.
God damn it, man.
I mean, all I'm doing out here is trying to pinch a loaf, you know.
I mean, you have to understand, man, okay?
I mean, I've had a lot of intestinal discomfort because of you people that are out here trolling me on this freaking Monday that you have turned into a carpet munching Monday.
I mean, you have to understand this, okay?
Anyway, listen.
Jesus Christ, man.
Engineer, are you going to keep doing this?
Listen, are you assholes in the chat room?
Let me look at the donos.
Where are the donos over here?
You know what I mean?
You know, let me see this.
You know, come on, NG.
Kill ghost, NG.
I love you, NG.
Boss N-word.
And no wonder you did this, man.
Why do you listen to these internet people, engineer?
Seriously.
Why the hell do you listen to these pieces of crap, man?
Fucking say it!
Fucking say it, man.
Why?
Why?
Why do you even bother, man?
Seriously.
Listen, just sit there and do your job.
Can you do your, can you do your goddamn job?
Can you do it?
Smack my engineer up.
Look, shut up.
All right.
Everybody just shut up.
All right.
Where the hell am I, man?
I don't even know where I'm at for Christ's sake, man.
I'm all discombobulated.
I just needed to go to the bathroom.
One fifth, abusive alcoholic boss who underpays.
I have been working on the ghost show for 10 plus.
Now go shove it up, your ass.
I paid you.
I paid the engineer, you assholes.
All right, sit there and shut up.
I paid you around all the time.
Boss smokes weed on the job.
As a matter of fact, I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
I need some more beer, man.
Hey, what the hell happened to all the listeners, man?
What happened?
What's going on here, man?
Jesus Christ.
Maybe I should just end the show.
Maybe this is a sign.
Maybe this is YouTube trying to, you know, be like, bad app, bat, bad, app, bat.
All right, it's all the relays, it's all the relays on my broadcast.
I think it's like, you know, it's causing something for YouTube.
You know, even YouTube can't handle all the relays of my broadcast.
I keep telling you, I've got hundreds of thousands of people that listen.
You know, I got hundreds of thousands of people that listen, for Christ's sake.
It's your fax machine, you boomer.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right, it's my fax machine.
All right.
Now that we're back, let's go ahead and let's get to some Twitter or Twitter.
Twitter?
We're never going to be on Twitter again.
You see, man, I'm getting drunk.
I'm reminiscing.
I'm thinking, let's do some chat room shout-outs, okay?
Now, now that I've pinched a loaf and all that stuff, let's go ahead and get to some chat room shout-outs.
Hey, do we have chat room shout-outs, engineer?
You piece of crap?
We better, for Christ's sake.
What is this?
End it, Baguette.
Seriously, Ghost, if you don't stop this True Tard Radio Entertainment, we are going to stop watching and you'll miss the 100 listener days.
Go shove it up your ass.
End it, baguette.
And by the way, I did say baguette, you assholes.
I mean, you can go back to the old archives, man.
I said baguette.
Baguette.
That's what I said.
Anyway, let's go ahead.
And listen, if you're going to spam CX in the chat, I'm not giving you a shout-out.
You're a piece of trash.
All right.
Let's see who we got here.
All right, here we go.
We got Holy Stars, Steven Snickerverse, Stinkyverse, Skull Mar, Nagy, Jen the Cat.
I don't know what the hell that Budget Game Steve.
We've got Tiger Upper.
Tiger!
Tiger!
Tiger Uppercunt.
We've got XU God X2012.
We've got Bosey Fuss.
Evil Mera.
That leftist piece of crap.
We got Underground Revolution Vegan Gains.
Man, get some protein in you, like some real protein, please.
Vegan Gains.
Pungent Brap.
Oh, that's fresh.
Bugsy the bug.
Ghost is a bitch.
You asshole.
I've got your bitch.
I've got your bitch.
Dynamo Savage.
I'm sure you're such a Dynamo Savage, you fruit bowl.
Who else do we have here?
We got Crazy World, Napnap, Dead Opossum.
We've got Baca Survivor.
We've got Bonkers the Gorilla.
Train Lover 567, Anthony J, Alabama Di.
I'm not saying that for Christ's sake.
Mika Hester.
We got Legacy Zero, Tectonic Bone, really ass crack.
CamSync, Danky Stank, AutoWiz 2012.
We've got, I don't know what the hell that's.
We got Dr. Festus.
All right.
Even though Dr. Festus seems to be a troll fucking bastard.
We got Gizzer mocked.
Sneakiest chameleon.
Hey, sneakiest chameleon.
Screw you.
I saw you in the chat room being trolly to me.
You deserve a digital smack.
All right.
Bugsy the bug.
Lumo color art.
Bob Tom.
Another octo.
Chris, the old cards are getting too good.
Holy fair.
I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
We've got Hamster Rides.
And screw you, Hamster Rides.
Here, you can take a whiff of this.
Freaking hamster rides.
We got Adventurous Allison, Colonel Transisco from Steel Brigade.
Yeah, fuck you too.
We've got the rookie, Celtic Brody.
We've got Blowing Juno's in Alabama.
Go shove it up your ass with that, man.
Popeye.
We've got LeVon Media, Dorito Burrito.
We've got unironically ironic, Big Ol' Hooks, Sean Rushford.
I don't even know.
Back Tur.
I don't even hear that.
Danger Dan.
Who the hell else we got?
We got Josh.
Spring Trap Game Forever.
Whatever the hell that means.
We got Dana.
We already said that.
Weena.
Weena.
Is that the same Weena one actual?
Look at that.
He's got like some cartoon girl fetish.
What a fruit bowl.
You know what?
Get out of here, Weina.
You know, if I see you again, I'm going to kick Weena out of here because that's fruit bullish.
We got Jackler in the house.
Perry did the backstroke.
Oh, come on, dude.
That's horrible.
I mean, seriously.
Come on, man.
Magelyn.
Hey, Magelyn, I'm trying to do the markets.
You're just being a jerk dick about it.
And of course, Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
Who else do we have here?
We've got, who else we got here?
Based Hillary Voter.
Go shove it up your ass.
You're saying that I'm getting less political.
I'm getting less political because of the interactivity that I'm having with my show.
Go shove it up your ass.
There's Gene Skinner, who's kind of talking shit about me, too.
I know you.
I know you people that talk garbage in the chat room.
Odd Eyes Magician.
He's on the sidelines.
I don't know what the hell he's about.
Tyron Callows.
Dynasty.
I don't know what the hell is Atomic Mystery.
What is this?
Hillary Body Doubles.
What the hell does that mean?
Hillary Body Doubles.
What the hell does that mean?
We got Zam City.
We've got Alexander Not So Great.
Alexander, not so great.
What the hell are you talking about?
Alexander was the great.
Do you understand that he took over the known world?
Alexander the Great took over the known world when he was 22 years old.
How does that make you millennials feel?
Alexander the Great took over the known world when he was 22 years old, baby.
What do you have to show for yourself?
Besides fanning your nuts and claiming that I'm not going to be a wage cock, stupid morons.
Edit name.
There's that Scatman fruit bowl.
Aesthetic in the house.
What's going on?
Aesthetic.
Copy Kai, Rick Hoover, and Randy Marsh.
You're a piece of trash too, man.
I mean, I think that, you know, you talk a lot of trash.
And by the way, is that a goddamn, is that a goddamn South Park like avatar?
I hate South Park.
I hate South Park.
A bunch of construction paper animation garbage.
Alexander The Great Comparison00:03:01
Get that crap out of here, you piece of crap.
Who the hell else do we have here?
We've got Lizard G. Putus, Night Prowler.
We've got Josh 117.
Who else do we have here for Christ's sake, man?
I mean, what a twist, Bama.
Oh, that's fresh.
That's fresh.
All right, that's enough.
There's German the frog.
Ghost TCR.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
Ghost is Dennis.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
I think we're done.
I think we're done.
Blackworm.
I've seen you for Christ's sake.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
Anyway, Jesus Christ.
Let me get another drink of the beer here.
I don't know if we should have radio graffiti or maybe we should have some capitalist confessions because tomorrow's Fat Tuesday.
And isn't it correct that like, you know, we've got some, I mean, is it like Lent tomorrow?
Like, right?
I mean, isn't it Lent?
Like, you know, you're supposed to give up something for Jesus or something?
So, I mean, should we do it?
Should we be doing capitalist confessions now or Wednesday?
You know, should we be doing it now?
Like.
Actually, yeah, no shit.
Ash Wednesday.
I forgot about that.
All right, we'll do it Wednesday.
We'll do it Wednesday, all right, when everybody's got those little fucking ashes of the backs, the backwards cross on their head.
You know, these disgusting whore of Babylon priests in the Catholic Church, you know, putting backward crosses on people's heads and being like, Holy heal the hole in the high hole in the high.
Leca-le-ca So anyway, Asho Wednesday.
People are saying, it should be an Asho Wednesday.
Look, I don't want to talk about Asho.
I love Asho, but his brother's, he's a leftist piece of shit.
Excuse me.
I don't mean to be airing business like that, but his brother, you know, he needs like some black man to give him a backhand out there in Khalifas to be like, hey, hey, Mexican, know your role.
All right.
Know your role there.
I love Ashole.
Radio Graffiti Connection00:14:21
I think he's a great kid.
I think he's a smart kid.
Anyway, I don't want to talk about this.
All right.
Maybe we'll do Ash Hole Wednesday.
I don't know.
Who knows?
I like Ashole.
I'm not even joking.
I think he's a great kid, man.
He turned into a great, you know, cool person, man.
He's, you know.
You know, you remember when he was like a Justin Bieber little kid, man?
I mean, now, like, he's getting all the chicks.
He's more worried about like, hey, man, I'm going across the world, Doms, and I'm like, I'm putting my schlong in all kinds of different ethnic minority chicks, and I'm liking it.
And not a lay.
I mean, cheers to him, man.
All right.
Anyway, now that we've gotten all that, let's go ahead and get to radio graffiti, I guess.
All right.
Now, everybody right now.
Hold on.
Let me go ahead and take a swig of this.
All right.
Now, everybody, it's time for everybody's favorite part of the broad.
Wait a minute.
I've been on here for four hours and 11 minutes.
You see why I have to drink, man?
You see that?
Like, you know, in the beginning, y'all hear me, right?
Y'all hear me.
And then, like, you know, it's just.
Anyway.
Anyway, let's get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All right, all you've got to do is give me a call right now at that.
You see that?
You see that number right there?
515-604-9052.
And all you've got to do is push in that code right there.
You see that code?
844286.
Once the broad starts talking, then push the hashtag.
I forgot to, you know, in the code at the end of the code, you got to push the hashtag.
And once you do, you will be in queue to be called on radio graffiti.
Now, what is radio graffiti?
Radio graffiti is that part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind, that's why we call this radio graffiti.
Now, I think that we're ready.
I don't know.
Everybody keeps being dropped off here.
I don't understand.
Why is everybody continuously being dropped off on, you know, you know, come on, YouTube?
Come on.
I'm doing the work.
I'm baby stepping.
Why are you doing this?
Why are you doing it?
It's not the connection.
It's not my connection.
I've got the best of the best connection, man.
It's not my connection.
It's not my Obama computer.
All right.
I don't know what the hell.
It's not my fucking con.
Shut up.
All right.
Just shut your mouth.
I got a badass connection over here.
YouTube's just trying to shut it down because I'm too dangerous.
It's all right.
I'm not dangerous.
If you're mine.
Anyway, that's a badass Chris Brown song, man.
I'm not dangerous.
I'm not dangerous, man.
Everybody thinks I'm dangerous.
Anyway, can we please get to radio?
Hey, Radio.
Are we ready, Radio Graffiti?
Come on, Engineer.
Are we ready?
All right.
Well, let's just go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
All right, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti.
All right, let's just stop messing around with this.
All right, let's just take, let's take some anonymous.
Let's take some real quick anonymous anonymous radio graffiti.
Hey, Anonymous, you there?
Of course you're not.
You're just sitting there playing with a goddamn Peter Popper for Christ's sake, you son of a bitch.
Who else we got?
How about I'm on another anonymous radio graffiti?
Oh, um, hey, ghost.
Um, just wanted to say, I'm just uh, I have this one phone thing I just wanted to say.
That's all.
All right, that's great.
I'm very proud of you.
Uh, one more anonymous radio graffiti.
Why are you so afraid of Tony Gaga, you fat bastard?
I don't even know who the hell that is, so you know, that's great.
Uh, who else do we got here?
Got to continue going.
Who else do we have?
We got uh wait a minute.
Who the hell is Michael Ghosting?
Michael Ghost in Radio Graffiti.
Looking out across the window, a city light is everywhere.
I see that girl.
She knows I'm watching.
She likes the way I stare.
If they ask why, why tell them that it's human nature, why, why, buddy, do me that way.
If they ask why, why, tell them that it's human nature, why, why, buddy, do me that way.
I like living this way.
I just freaking said that, you son of a...
I just said that today!
I just freaking said that today!
God, man!
I just freaking said that.
I just freaking said that, man.
I just freaking said that today.
Man, look at this, man.
It's not even the beginning of radio graffiti.
is what we're taking here this is jesus christ man michael ghosted now Real funny asshole.
Real funny.
Who else do we have?
How about 518 Radio Graffiti?
This is Sparta Radio Graffiti.
Hello, I am Mrs. Sparta 789789.
Tonight, I want to bring attention to a serious topic, cyberbullying.
Specifically, one person.
Ghost of True Capitalist Radio.
He has victimized countless people.
If you're not going to take my word for it, though, just take it from the words of his own victims.
And do keep in mind, these are just some, some of his many, many victims.
These are the ones where the balls come forward and the balls take action.
Unlike the coward ghost.
I'm Day Commander, and I was cyberbullied by that hambone ghost.
My name is Sirius Samsung, and I took up cyberbullying by ghosts.
My name is LaVon, and I was cyberbullied by ghosts.
And you know what he is?
Ghost is nothing more.
Not a dot creating ammo.
I am the American Game Master and I was cyberbullied by ghosts.
To all who have chosen to come forward, Gomo Arigatogazai Masa.
Thank you.
With this awareness raised, we will one day bring ghosts to justice.
Hopefully put an end to cyberbullying.
I'm Donald Trump.
I'm Barack Obama.
I'm Bernie Sanders.
I'm Hillary Clinton.
And I approve this message.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
Shut up, you fucking asshole.
Son of a bitch.
God damn it.
Son of a bitch, you want me to end this crap now?
You want me to end this crap now, you son of a bitch?
Son of a bitch, man.
Oh, God, man.
Look, man, I can't do this anymore, man.
I mean, I'm supposed to do this.
I mean, I'm, come on.
Come on, man.
This is horrible, man.
Man, I'm done, man.
I'm not even, I'll do one more and I think that's about it.
Because you people have fucked me up on this fucking stupid carpet munching money.
Whatever the hell this is, man.
Whatever the hell this is, you son of a bitch.
How about 336 radio graffiti?
Take the pain away from the controls, man.
I just want something to take back.
Every time I do a joke.
I used to be somebody, man.
I didn't get to anything that I wanted to compromise.
You kicked me.
I didn't cover anything.
Look at what you're doing.
This stupid remix,
I get this, damn it!
Is this all Radio Graffiti is?
Is this all, is this it?
Is this all I say, man?
It's not funny, chat.
Shut up.
It's not goddamn funny.
Shut your pyholes, man.
That was really Extension.
Are you shitting me?
That was Extension.
Son of ah! Extension, are you joking?
I'm down with Rob Stone, you son of a bitch.
All right, I'm down with Rob Stone.
Don't mix me with that asshole again.
I'm not even joking, man.
Don't Don't you dare I Should I go to end this crap man?
Why?
Why should I even continue this on man?
Why?
I've got YouTube obviously messing with me.
I've got all kinds of crap.
I'm done.
I'm hold on.
Let me just take I'm done.
I'm just I'm just I'm just so done, man.
I can't do this anymore, man.
I'm sorry.
Get me out of here, engineer.
I'm not even choking, man.
Call 352.
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
All right.
All right.
Just because of 352 radio graffiti.
352.
You're on.
You actually donated so that you could become a deaf mute.
So what an asshole.
We're not ending on that, man.
What an ass crack.
What an ass crack.
How about somebody in San Antonio where I'm at?
210 radio graffiti.
American Game Master Radio Grafilters.
But we know you see it.
Yeah, just sit there and shut your stupid mouth.
Text to speech, Bagget.
I'd stomp your teeth so far down your throat you'd be able to chew the last fucking pizza pocket.
You shoved down your ass.
Do you understand me, Baggett?
Get that asshole out!
I never said that.
That's a splice.
That's a goddamn splice.
I never said that.
I said baguette.
That's what I said, you stupid morons.
That's a troll.
That's a splice.
I said baguette.
That's what I said.
I said baguette.
That's what the hell I said, you son of a bitch.
All right, I said baguette.
And I can't believe I can't believe you people, man.
I'm not even joking, man.
I can't even believe you people, man.
I said baguette, man.
I said baguette, you son of a bitch.
I'm fucking.
I'm tired.
I'm tired, I'm, good God, man.
647 Radio Graffiti, man.
Did you do it?
No.
I turned off instead.
Oh my.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
No.
No, no, no.
None of that old stomach.
Oh my.
No.
None of that crap, man.
None of that crap.
None of this.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
I'm done.
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You know what?
I'm done.
I'm done with this.
I'm done.
You people don't.
I don't owe you people this.
I'm done.
Get me out of here, engineer.
You're goddamn right.
Goodbye, man.
I don't owe any of you people this, man.
I don't owe none of you this.
I'm sitting over here.
I'm trying to shoot pearls for Christ's sake.
And there was no 555.
Shut up.
I don't owe you this.
You assholes have given me the worst case of the goddamn Mondays, man.
And I don't know what's going on with this stream, man.
I don't know what YouTube's doing.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what YouTube's doing.
Stop, YouTube.
God damn it.
I'm doing the work.
I'm over here.
You get it, man.
And shut up in the chat room, man.
You don't win shit.
You don't win nothing!
So shut up!
There's no 28-0.
There's no nothing.
You lose.
You lose.
You understand that?
You lose.
And I win.
I win I win I win Shut up I.
I win.
Shut up, man.
You don't win nothing, man.
I'm the one who's winning.
What is this?
Trolls continue their winning streak.
Shut the hell up.
You don't win nothing.
YOU WIT GODDAMN NOTHING!
I'm gonna- I'm gonna- I'd buy that for a dollar!
12570.
I'm off, man.
I'm off.
And these assholes think they won something.
I'm out of here.
All right.
And if I come back, I don't know if I'm coming.
Maybe somebody else will host this show on Wednesday.
Maybe somebody else will host the show on Wednesday.
And all you assholes that are in here that are always saying that I'm late and that I'm late whenever I start the broadcast, you stupid assholes.
Flap your fat sausages of fingers saying I'm late.
I'm late.
I'm not late.
I tell you, pricks, that I'm going to be around 8.30-ish p.m. Central Standard Time.
8:30.
Told you you'd be on the floor crying like a slut.
I'm not fucking crying, lobster butt.
All right, you goddamn cockroach of the sea.
I'm not crying.
I'm still standing.
But I'm going to get somebody else to host this Wednesday show.
And let me tell you, you'll be lucky if I do.
Getting A New Host00:01:03
And that's why I keep telling you.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hail Losler.
Hail Losler, you fucking.
Hail loser.
I'm not a god loser!
I'm... God...
Shut up.
And all of you just shut up.
Oh, you just shut up.
You're not winning nothing, you people in the chat room.
Shut up.
You are macabre.
I tried to give you an olive branch and you said no.
And you kept besmirching Luke Perry and Keith Flint and the poor folks that lost their lives in Alabama with the damn Alabama twister.