Adolph G-H-O-S-T-L-E-Yukin hosts a chaotic four-hour broadcast on March 1, 2019, battling relentless trolls who spam derogatory terms and fake reviews. He defends his capitalist philosophy against accusations of racism and transgender identity while discussing Bitcoin, Elon Musk, and controversial relationship advice. Despite consuming alcohol and marijuana to cope with the abuse, he threatens to quit radio graffiti entirely, vowing never to return after the show devolves into a temper tantrum. Ultimately, the episode highlights the volatile intersection of online harassment and unfiltered political commentary in modern digital media. [Automatically generated summary]
It's Baller Friday, the first Baller Friday of March.
That's damn right.
First Baller Friday of March 2019.
This is episode 27 of the Ghost Show.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And what we're going to do here on this Baller Friday, we're going to wait for everybody to get here.
So spread this show link around the internets and throughout the world.
And let everybody you know.
And let them know that the Ghost Show is live.
And it's live right now.
Woo!
Episode 27.
Episode 27 of the Ghost Show.
It's Baller Friday, the first Baller Friday of March 2019.
And by the way, I said bag it!
I said bag it!
You assholes!
I said bag it!
So hopefully we have a decent episode 27 today on Baller Friday.
And I hope that you're celebrating because I'm hype.
And I hope you're hyped too, baby.
All right, go ahead.
Go ahead and take me off, Engineer.
Go ahead and take me off.
All right.
Thank you very much for tuning in with me on this Baller Friday.
That's right, folks.
First Baller Friday of March 2019.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost, and you're listening to The Ghost Show live right now.
Somebody's already donating.
Leave now, we win.
You don't win nothing.
Ghost, you keep talking garbage about pirates.
What is this?
And you're going to lose your teeth.
And when that happens, I'm going to take a chance.
Let's stop with the meme magic about my teeth.
I'm going to see it happen.
All right, series.
I'm not joking with that crap.
Y'all got me spooked as hell about some of your meme sorcery inflicting some bad things to happen to my teeth.
So don't talk about my teeth anymore.
You freaking meme magicians.
You know what you're good for.
You know what you induce.
So we're not going to do that.
All right.
We're not going to do that.
Anyway, folks, I've got production notes here that I handwrite myself.
All right, it's Baller Friday, first Baller Friday of 2019.
And by the way, at least close to the end of the last broadcast, if you heard, some people have said that I may have said a derogatory term by accident at the end of the last evenings or the episode 26.
And I want to say that I said bag it.
I said bag it.
Ghost, I am not familiar with your broadcast, but I want to thank you.
Ever since your last show, my baguettes have been selling through the roof.
Ah, shut up.
Thank you for your husband.
That's what I said, okay?
I want to clear the air right now.
That's what I said.
Bamboof broken tooth.
Stop talking about my teeth.
Listen, I said baguettes.
All right?
And I want to get that on the record right now.
I said bag it.
Bag it.
So I just want to get that clear right now before we move on this episode 27, Baller Friday.
And by the way, for some reason, YouTube has decided, I don't know, for the past three episodes, something is going weird with the likes.
All of a sudden, the likes have been taken down.
So I don't know what the hell's going on with the last three episodes.
If you've taken a look at them in the archive there, I don't know what the hell's happening.
Oh, here's the jackler.
You want some meme magic?
Have you looked at the likes of the technology?
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Go shoving up your ass.
I don't know what the hell's going on with the past three episodes.
He's going to make a secret hentai for his waifu, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and his other children.
Stop with the fanfic and all that crap, man.
We don't need that today, all right?
This is a Baller Friday who kept it.
Listen, stop talking about my goddamn teeth.
I'm not worried about it.
I'm really worried about that.
Excuse me feels faggot.
Shut up, all right?
Shut up.
Jesus Christ.
Stop talking about my teeth.
And I said bag it.
That's what I said, man.
All right.
All you goddamn trolls that are out here spreading across the internets that I said something else, you people are pieces of trash.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
I said baguettes.
And shut up in the chat room about me being late.
I always say that I'm going to broadcast Monday, Wednesday, and Friday around 8.30-ish p.m. Central Standard Time.
Goseph Stalin, yeah, real funny, you ass cracker.
I'm not, don't compare me to Stalin, you piece of crap.
So shut up in the chat room about me being late.
Don't talk about my teeth.
And once again, I said bag act.
All right.
Now that we've gotten that all out of the way, let's go ahead and get in right into the Ghost Show episode 27 right now.
First Baller Friday of 2019.
So you know what that means.
It's cause for celebration.
You see, I'm not going to blame today my copious amounts of consumption of alcohol.
I'm not going to blame it on you folks.
All right.
I'm going to celebrate Baller Friday properly.
And if you don't know what Baller Friday is, it's that day of the week where capitalists look past upon the days that the past weekdays and bask upon their success.
Bask upon their wages.
Bask upon their labor.
You understand?
That's why Baller Friday is something to be celebrated, especially if you work for your living.
So cheers to everybody out there who's a worker.
By the way, I got to get some beer.
I got to get some beer.
I need some more beer on this first Baller Friday of March 2019, baby.
Good God.
2019.
Isn't that hard to even just come about?
I mean, I'm just, I've lived too long, man.
I've lived too long.
And these beers are ice cold for Baller Friday, folks.
Let me go ahead and start drinking.
All right.
And I want to set a toast to all those folks out there.
So let me go ahead and pour this beer in here.
I want to offer a toast to the folks out there that listen to this broadcast.
Now, listen, I know that there used to be hundreds of thousands of people that used to listen to this broadcast for the financial insight, for the political and social commentary.
You'll be having hooks for teeth.
As I have a hook for head.
Shut up and stop talking about my teeth.
Oh my God.
Shut up, Captain Hook.
Who the hell are you, by the way?
All right?
Who the hell are you?
All right.
Stop talking about my teeth.
All right, what is this?
I'm going to put the anti-gay emote in the chat.
Please spam it.
Faggot ghost.
Shut up.
What the hell?
What the hell is the anti-gay emote?
What the hell does that mean?
Smell my butt crack toothless.
Just stop, man.
Please, man.
It's a Baller Friday, man.
I'm about to do a toast.
I'm about to do a toast.
So stop this crap.
Stop it.
All of you stop, man.
All right?
Like I said, I used to have hundreds of thousands of people that used to listen to me for the financial insight and the political and social commentary.
But unfortunately, my show has been hijacked by a bunch of goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin who just don't seem to want to go away.
I mean, you understand, folks.
I knew that you guys were having a little kicks.
Y'all thought y'all were so cute out here trolling me.
And at some point, I genuinely thought that you would go away.
You know, that it would all pipe down and that I'd be able to go back to the old show that everybody likes, everybody wants to hear.
But no, that hasn't happened.
You people, look, I mean, you people just, well, here's Captain Dessey.
Happy Baller Friday.
Cheers to the inner circle and cheers to cheers to you, Captain Dessey, and cheers to the inner circle is right.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
You see, that's the kind of positivity that I miss.
Unfortunately, look at this.
Paula Dent for Ghost.
Look at that.
That's what I have to get used to.
Paula Dent for Ghost.
Give me a goddamn break.
Anyway, I don't know where the goddamn direction of the show is going.
I have no idea where the direction of the show is going.
But regardless, the thing I do want to say is I want to say to all those who are still listening to the broadcast and who are serious listeners, okay?
Who are serious listeners, not a bunch of troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
I'm talking to the serious listeners.
I want to say cheers to you.
You're the reason that I continue to come up here every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, 8.30 p.m. Central Standard Time right here.
You're the reason.
You guys are the reason.
Not these troll terrorists.
Not these scumbags that want to see me dead, want to see pain inflicted upon me, you know, that are out here writing Google and Yelp reviews under my name for gay bathhouses and other types of internet tomfoolery.
What is this?
Ghost, you said faggot.
Shut up.
I did not.
You can't cover it up.
You're a damn liar.
It's a goddamn liar.
You're a communist.
Who the hell should believe you anyway?
You're a goddamn commie.
Dumb faggot.
You're a goddamn commie.
I said baguette.
All right, assholes.
I said baguette.
Son of a bitch.
I said baguette.
And I don't want y'all to keep rehashing that because it's already settled.
All right.
That's the way history's going to look upon it.
I said bag it.
Hito are yiff.
I guess they never yet.
You got a fur friend I beta doesn't not ya.
P-O-P-H-E.
Look at the menu furry radio for Christ's sake.
Get that furry crab.
Get it down.
All right, come on.
And why?
You know what?
You furries, man.
Tyrone Baguettes, Mrs. Ghost.
Look, shut up, man.
I don't want to start this Baller Friday like this.
Shut your goddamn pie off.
Happy Baller Friday.
Cheers to you and everyone, and hope you have a good weekend and get through the show.
Hey, thank you, Mr. BN King.
I'm trying.
I'm trying out here, but you see these degenerate, disgusting, filthy trolls and these cyber vermin, man.
They just keep coming, man.
They don't stop.
They don't stop.
And by the way, you furries, if I happen to, you know, if there's a furry contingent that listens to me, I got something to say to you.
What is this?
I broke your like bars.
EP26 had 90 likes.
EP25 had 108.
Me management.
EP24 had 114.
I hope you don't mind, but I'm attempting to do it for this one, too, while you're live.
What are you doing?
Wonderful present laughing face.
What are you doing?
Meme magician, what are you doing?
Antiques and faggot.
Goddamn son.
Damn it!
Stop making me say that crap!
Damn it!
Stop making me say this crap!
All right, I said baguette!
I said baguette, you stupid morons!
It's you people that are making these stupid names.
It's you people that are forcing me to say this crap.
Shut up in the chat room.
All of you, stop donating this malarkey.
Do you understand me, you milky liquors?
Do you understand me, you milky liquors, man?
I want to do my show.
I got freaking, I got production notes here, man.
Buy that for a dollar.
What do you want?
Shout outs to the serious listeners.
I know we joke around a lot and sometimes give you a hard time.
Oh, yeah.
But a lot of us really enjoy your show for the serious content.
I hope so.
I mean, you could have fooled me.
You could have fooled me, Dr. Greg Miller!
Bird Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez are grossly offensive and should be exterminated off the face of the planet.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
I don't condone that.
I don't condone that, Mr. Dr. Greg Miller.
I don't even think you're a doctor.
I should call you Greg man.
I don't condone that.
Now, look, I have something to say to you, furries, okay?
Now, you want to know why you're furries, in my opinion?
I'm going to tell you, all right?
Yo, Faguette, how's it going, you fat Jewish hamburger mother?
Shut the hell up.
I said baguette.
Stop it.
Smegma Salad.
This is going to have a wallet pre-installed on their latest S10 smartphones.
This will further expose the average Joe to crypto.
Thank you for the information, but screw you with that sick name, man.
Good God!
Now let me, jeez, that was gross, man!
Let me tell you, furries, something.
The reason you're furries is because all of you, all of you furries are a bunch of fatties and uglies.
And the reason you put that fursuit on is so that you can go and have these degenerate orgy kind of sexual party escapades without having to show your fat, ugly body.
That's the truth.
Everybody knows it.
And I'm tired of having this furry thing be any more mentally in depth than that because it isn't.
All right?
You're just a bunch of fatties and uglies putting a fursuit on so you can be sexual degenerates.
All right?
You're damn right.
Make America great again, baby.
MEGA!
MAGA, you piece of crap.
Now, anyway, before I got rudely interrupted by furries and a bunch of troll terrorists and cyber vermin, I want to take this beer that I just poured and I want to say cheers to all the serious listeners that are listening to the broadcast, okay?
And I also want to say cheers to the inner circle.
All you troll terrorists and cyber vermin, be gone.
Be gone, troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
Be gone for Christ's sake.
What is this?
If anyone would like to join in, open up a new tab.
Mute that tab.
You don't want to hear the stream twice.
Spam like and dislike upon the episode.
What the hell are you talking about?
Click refresh every few seconds.
Shut up.
I mean, no.
Hey, people aren't losers like you there, ass crack.
All right.
Some people want to listen to the content of the show.
All right.
Not everybody's like a freaking wannabe meme neckbeard that thinks that, you know, he can conjure up his own personal army.
You got to sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
I'm saying a freaking toast.
All right.
Just sit there and shut up.
Now be gone, troll terrorist, and be gone, cyber vermin.
Stop the Chat Spam00:09:16
Because we, on this Baller Friday, the first Baller Friday of March 2019, it's going to be a different show.
It's going to be a different show.
And you goddamn trolls ain't going to do nothing about it.
Because I feel good today.
I feel good today.
And the reason is, is because it's Baller Friday.
And I just feel good.
I just feel great.
I feel wonderful.
I talked to Dr. Dr. Oz.
I talked to Mr. Optimism, which is, you know, he makes Dr. Oz look like, you know, Saw.
But Mr. Optimism gave me some insight on how to kind of view the kinds of disrespect, the kind of trolling, the kind of garbage that you people have inflicted upon me and tried to use it in a positive direction.
So that's what I'm going to do right now.
I'm not going to let you people get to me.
I'm trying to calm my ass down because I got to get on with the show, man.
Have y'all seen the comments on the previous, all these, all the previous episodes, man?
People want to listen to the show, man.
People want to listen to the show.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I'm a faux fat.
Shut up and stop talking about the Texas Martyrs.
Anyway, cheers, baby.
Cheers.
i'm gonna buy that for a dollar my poisey yo ghost big fan of your work and i want to show some west coast love from vegas to you and your folks down in texas keep up with the great content and whatever you do then cave into the trolls they ain't got compared to you and are ungrateful asses I appreciate that, my Posey.
I appreciate that, man.
$10, my Posey.
You said the word faggot, you faggot-ass smelly hambone.
Hey!
You can jiggle my ball sack and get it.
You son of a bitch, I said bag it!
I said baguette!
Pre-recording you shitty radio show people would take you seriously.
Ghost shoving up your ass, all right?
I said baguette, and everybody knows it, all right?
Look at this.
They're spamming.
Look, I didn't say that ghost smegma.
I didn't say that.
I said baguette!
And I want to put it on, I want to put it on the record.
That's what I said, you ass cracks.
Anyway, let me continue on for Christ's sake.
All right, I want to say cheers to everybody out there.
I don't care what these troll terrorists are trying to do to my broadcasts.
I'm going to continue on.
Do you understand me?
I'm continuing on.
What is this?
Hey, guys, I have been reading the comments on Instagram.
Some people think they can eat the Flex Seal family of products.
What?
You can't.
Don't ingest them in any shape or form.
Is that for real?
People think that they can ingest the Flex Seal crap?
Why?
Why would you want to even do that for Christ's sake, man?
Why would you even want this to why?
That doesn't even make any sense.
That doesn't even make any sense.
Anyway, look, let's go ahead and get on with the broadcast.
All right.
Cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
I don't know who the hell would be eating flexiel.
Don't do it.
That's ridiculous, and I can't believe anybody would even, I mean, all these stupid internet challenges, man.
Where do y'all come up with this crap?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Furries need to be purged like capitalists and MAGA.
Oh, go shove it up your ass.
That's why you put your goddamn name anonymous, boy.
All right?
All right.
That's why you put your name anonymous, you piece of crap.
All right.
So just sit there and shut up.
All right.
Let's go ahead and take a swig of beer.
Let's get with the markets.
Let's go to the real content that everybody wants to listen to instead of all this goddamn malarkey that these damn bitch tit troll terrorists are shoving down our holes right now.
All right.
So once again, cheers to all the serious listeners.
And once again, cheers to the inner circle, baby.
Cheers, baby.
Now, I'm not chugging beers.
You see, I'm trying to drink a little bit more socially right now.
And the reason is, is because I'm trying to be a little better.
I'm trying to take things a little bit more optimistically, just like Mr. Optimism would say.
Guys, stop saying, no kidding, man.
Can y'all stop it with this crap?
I said baguette.
All right, asshole.
I said baguette.
I don't know how many times I got to tell you people this.
I don't know how many times.
All right.
Now, before I get into the markets, I do want to say, have y'all seen the political sideshow that is erupting in the House of Representatives?
I mean, look at the cooksters that the damn Democrats have elected.
I mean, it is ridiculous.
I mean, they're calling for all kinds of investigations.
I mean, did y'all see the ex-attorney for Donald Trump?
Was it Michael Cohen?
Michael Cohen.
You know that he's going to jail, not anything to do with Trump.
Okay.
He has been found to be a fraud.
He's a money launderer.
This son of a bitch went against the attorney client privilege and he would record his clients for Christ's sake.
All right.
And yet you had these stupid Democrats allow this goddamn convicted felon, this convicted liar.
And they had him testify in the House of Representatives for Christ's sake, man.
Can you believe this?
Huh?
Can you believe this crap?
Huh?
I mean, what?
This is beneath the House of Representatives decorum.
I mean, but as you can see, folks, right when these dumbasses that thought that they were so leftist, once they elected these Democrats, what are they doing?
They're not doing anything to benefit the country.
They're not doing anything to benefit the poor.
They're not doing anything to benefit anybody but themselves.
I mean, you've got the House Democrats using their position for political vengeance.
And that's not what our government was meant to be.
Our government was meant to be for the people and by the people, you milky-licking pieces of trash.
And you Democrats, how dare you?
All right.
How dare you sons of bitches sit here and allow yourselves to stoop to so low and shut up in the chat room.
If you're bored, suck it.
All right?
If you're bored, suck it.
Shut up.
I'm telling you, I can't believe America can't appreciate the president that we have in office today.
This man is against the establishment that he is actually supposed to be running.
Do you understand that Donald Trump did not, and I repeat, did not accept not one corporate campaign contribution.
He financed his own campaign.
I mean, can you understand what kind of anti-establishment president this man is?
What is this?
Jackler does not.
Bitcoin is at 52.14%.
Athereum is at 11.06%.
You son of a bitch.
My show.
Stop doing my show.
1.16%.
XRP.
I'm not going to say it again.
Stop doing my goddamn show.
56%.
Nem is at 0.30%.
You're a son of a bitch.
You understand, man?
You're a son of a bitch.
I'm trying to talk about something important here.
I'm trying to talk.
Rump is a haggott.
Rump is a haggott.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
I don't even understand what the hell that's supposed to mean for Christ's sake.
Captain Desi.
Hey, Ghost, the GM Lordstown plant will stop production next Friday.
This sucks.
I hope Trump has a plan to prevent GM from shutting down the plant.
I don't think he does because let's be honest, Obama bailed out.
All of those Benghazi hearings that did so much to help the country.
It didn't do anything to help the country.
As a matter of fact, I think Trey Gowdy dropped the ball on those Benghazi hearings.
All right, I think he dropped the ball.
And I'm sick and tired of everybody praising Trey Gowdy as if he's some kind of a hot shot questioner or a prosecutor.
He dropped the ball on Benghazi.
I mean, what did Benghazi show?
It showed that the administration was trying to cover up something, right?
Remember, they tried to say that the reason Benghazi happened was because of that stupid, ridiculous two-bit Muslim movie.
Ah!
Troll terrorists, meme magicians, and cyber vermin, the Ghostler Bingo tournament has officially begun.
What the hell are you doing?
Are you kidding me?
Let Ghost or the Chat know.
Are y'all playing bingo during my show based on crap that I say?
Are you kidding me?
All right.
Ghost.report is 26 days dead.
Listen, give me some time.
I got a lot of stuff to do.
I'm a businessman.
Give me some time.
What do pizza delivery guys and gynecologists have in common?
They can smell it, but they can't taste it.
Oh my God.
Ghostler Bingo Begins00:02:41
And screw you on the name and screw you with that sick joke, man.
Oh, good God.
Listen, y'all are making me digress in other directions, and I really don't appreciate it for Christ's sake, man.
Give me my beer.
All right.
Anyway, once again, all the Democrats in the House are turning the House of Representatives into a circus sideshow.
And then you've got the two Muslim women who are out there.
One of them that's got a hijab.
Ghost Eats Flex Seal.
Go shove it up your ass, all right?
Then you've got these women in hijabs that are trying to be pro-woman and pro-leftist.
What the hell is this?
Is trying and failing to make their own face coin?
Don't decentralized garbage.
No way Facecoin look legit.
No way Facecoin's trying to make a face coin, man.
No way.
No one fucking cares.
Ghost Brittany Venti has better content than this shit.
Shut up, mudkip.
Are you kidding me?
Britney Venti?
Are you shitting me?
Get the hell out of here for Christ's sake, man.
Go shove it up your ass.
I think that right-wing tranny, that right-wing transgendered, has better content than Britney Venti, okay?
That's just my personal opinion.
Before bedtime, your 14-year-old daughter comes up to you and whispers.
No, no, this is a sickness.
I will leave my bedroom door unlocked.
You are a sick fanfic bastard.
Whoever the hell you are, I'm sending your goddamn email address to your local vice squad with that crap.
Don't you dare go there.
Don't you goddamn dare go there?
Shares on faggots are up by 5.5%.
Ghosts are down by 99%.
I said baguette!
I said baguette!
You stupid asshole!
Ghost loves Tranny Cock for life.
Jesus, shut up, asshole.
I don't like tranny whatever, alright?
I'm just saying.
Y'all know who I'm talking about, the tranny right-wing broad.
You know, she's got better content than Britney Venti, all right?
What has Brittany Venti got besides a bunch of her own personal drama?
All right, I'm just saying, all right?
Yeah, Blair White.
Thank you.
Blair White.
All right?
All right.
I mean, I think Blair White has a, you know, she's got some balls on her old Blair White, man.
She's out there in LA saying, you know, wearing the MAG hat hat.
I mean, he's got a set of balls on old on old Blair White.
Anyway.
Blair White Drama00:03:09
What is this?
Flexio Faggot.
Shut the fuck.
Excuse me.
Shut up.
Stop making me curse and stop making me say all this crap, man.
Stop.
Everybody, stop right now.
Stop ruining the first Baller Friday of March 2019.
Do you understand me?
I'm not even kidding around.
You sons of bitches are, what is this?
Health warning?
What is this?
According to the American Psychiatric Association, chronic use of either drugs or alcohol is strongly associated with a higher potential to be diagnosed with some form of mental illness, especially eating disorders, or anxiety disorders.
Yeah, well, so what?
I've got anxiety.
So what?
All right.
All right.
Whenever I stop drinking, I get anxiety.
And if I don't, you know, if I say drink, I don't get it.
So, you know, it is what it is.
The Ghost Army.
We are the Ghost Army and we hate baguettes.
Send all baguettes into the sun.
Force bleach down a bagut's throat.
Chop all baguettes with a katana.
Ghost is our leader, and he hangs baguettes from trees in curb stumps dark key.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Oh my god.
Jack, Jack.
Captured Indian pilot handed back.
Son of a foolish ever since.
Stop trying to take my job, you fucking fucking fucking asshole.
Stop trying to take my job.
Only in America, it's a crime to lie to Congress.
A group of people that lie on the daily.
Deport Desi, that's a horrible name, but I get what you're saying on that.
I completely get what it is.
Hey, Ghost, I'm actually a furry, and I wanted to say last year, my room party of nine furries at Anthrocon Binge watched your old broadcasts and had a great time.
Great.
By the way, I bought you a fursuit you asked me for.
You owe me $5,000.
What?
Also, yes, we do fuck like crazy.
I'm sure you do because you're a bunch of fatties and uglies.
Friday ruined by a fag.
Shut up with that crap.
Listen, are furry suits really $5,000?
Are you kidding?
Hold on just a second.
Hold on, hold on a second.
$5,000 for a freaking furry suit?
Are you kidding me?
Is that for real or is that a troll?
Why would anybody blow?
Well, that's a wrong word to use.
Why would anybody spend $5,000 to look like a freaking mascot?
Can somebody explain this to me?
Because, look, I understand why furries are furries.
They're a bunch of fatty and ugly people.
Fatty and uglies.
To the troll whose name was DePort Desi, I was born and raised in the United States.
Oh, oh.
Now, listen, I want to say something here, okay?
I mean, you furries know that you're fatties and uglies, and the reason that you're wearing these stupid fursuits is to camouflage the fattiness and ugliness so that you can partake in degenerate orgy sex.
Mr. Trump didn't do nothing faguettes.
Alex Jones Returns00:15:47
Shut the freaking shut up, man.
All right?
I'd buy that for a while.
Sneak thing.
Can you give me market shares again, please?
Ghost is obsessed with drinking himself to death and sticking faggots up his actions.
Shut your ass, man.
I said baguette.
And I'm not drinking myself into a grave.
Shut up.
Hey, Ghost, I'm really horny right now, and I want you to roll down to ACI instantly.
Can you shut up with these perverts?
And give me a gum job while I run this old hat.
You're a pervert.
I love my sperm shake.
You're a goddamn pervert, off a Twink's ass.
You're a goddamn pervert.
No faguette.
Listen, stop it.
I said baguette.
Stop with this crap, man.
Stop this stupid troll already, man.
It's Bowler Friday, the first bowler Friday of March 2019.
That's enough.
That's enough.
All right?
I'm trying to talk about the political circus that these dumb Democrats are pulling off in the House of Representatives, and I keep getting trolled by you sons of bitches, man.
Stick your trolls right up your clogged up colons, man.
Tired of you sons of bitches, man.
You goddamn...
Look at this.
Look at this Mudkips does the news.
SpaceX will be doing a demo launch on Sat to the IS.
Shut up.
stop trying to take my god damn job stop trying to Stop trying to take my job!
Son of a bitch!
Goddammit!
Thomas Albin is like, shut up, man!
I know what you mean by that!
Shut up!
Fucking white bitch, give me some chon-chan.
Hey, is that Popeye Cerveda from Blood In, Blood Out?
Huh?
Shut up, white bitch.
Give me some chun-chon.
You get nothing for free in here, punk.
Huh?
Yeah, yeah.
Let me have it, eh?
You want me to take it, eh?
You want me to rape you, huh?
I see the color of your blood, Cavacho.
Yeah, that's a pretty good movie.
I actually like that movie.
Anyway, Jesus Christ, I'm lost now.
I was in a zone.
I was going to go ahead and talk about some things.
I was talking about the political circus that the Democrats in the House of Representatives are turning our government into.
They are utilizing their position in political power for political vengeance, and that's not what they're supposed to do.
They should be working for the American people.
That's what they should be doing.
Working for the American people, not for themselves.
You know, whenever you elect a Democrat, they think that they're little mini Hitlers.
They think they're little mini mouths, for Christ's sake.
Quit faguette the sh- Shut!
Ah!
I said baguettes, assholes!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up, man!
I said baguettes!
You son of a bitch!
Stop with this crap!
Listen, I'm not gonna let you idiots ruin another goddamn Friday for me, man.
You know what?
I could be at the goddamn bar right now!
I could be at the bar right now instead of sitting here putting up with you people.
You son of a bitch and shut up in the chat room.
I'm looking at you, fat, jelly, bastard-fingered assholes, flapping your Dorito-stained fingers on the keyboard.
I see you.
I said faggot.
I said faggot.
Stop saying I said that yes.
I'm not a French bitch.
I never said that.
I'm a goddamn shit.
That's a goddamn lie.
I never said that.
Shut up.
Engineer, I'm taking you to the woodshed.
I'm never saying any of this.
That's a goddamn lie.
I never said any of that crash.
I never said that.
I said baggage.
Doing ghost jobs.
A member of House Democratic Leadership says it may be time to hear from Fox News host Sean Hannity under oath.
That Hannity's latest comments suggest he has info on Trump's hush money You son of a bitch Stop doing my job.
All right, doing ghost job.
At least.
I mean, is this what you people are going to do to me on the first fucking Baller Friday of March 2019?
Excuse my French Trump just ghost.
Why he'll asshole always looks prolapsed.
Well, that and him sticking faggots.
All right.
All right.
Just go shove it up your ass.
All right.
You know, this freaking trolling, all the cyber verminism that you people are inflicting upon me, this is eating into my drinking time.
You understand this, right?
Huh?
Messing around with you freaking internet people is eating into my damn drinking time.
Praise this Jackler.
Jackler does more news.
Take your job if you weren't too damn slow, dumb hambone.
Vaccination is gaining traction.
Shut up, man.
Stop doing my job.
Damn it.
Son of a baby trouble.
Stop doing the goddamn job.
Stop doing my.
The foxtail was perfect, just as ordered.
However, it was hard to fit in my wall.
No, you're not leaving reviews on furry crap.
Not in my name.
No.
You better not be reviewing any kind of furry shit in my name.
I'm not even joking, man.
It's bad enough you trolls are reviewing gay bathhouses in my name.
Stop this crap.
Stop.
Just stop it.
I just want to have a decent baller Friday.
It's the first Baller Friday of March 2019.
Come on, man.
So, since GM is closing the Lord's Town plant, what do you suggest my next car should be?
A Japanese brand like Honda or Toyota?
I miss when America was the king of the automotive industry.
I remember Captain Desi, and I don't know what happened to America, man.
Let me guess.
You still didn't get to the market.
Shut up, D-Ray.
I'm trying, D-Ray, you son of a bitch.
I'm trying, but you see these people.
They're trolling.
They're trolling for Christ's sake, man.
These goddamn toe jam-sucking, anal leakage fetish, having gooch cheese, having scat snorting, slag with a meatbag, wanting pieces of crap.
I'm trying here, I'm trying.
Give me my goddamn beer.
I'm not messing around with you.
All right, I'm serious.
You assholes are in hot goddamn water with me.
Man, I'm not even joking around.
You all are in hot water with me.
Do you understand me?
Do you understand me, you colon tenderizing balls with dolls-loving, club-foot fetish-having pieces of crap?
Do you understand me?
Do you understand me?
You're not going to ruin my Baller Friday, man.
True.
I'm not a soy cook.
Soiko?
The true forget soikle, you asshole!
Are you talking about my inner circle?
Stop.
And I'm not joking around.
Stop talking about the inner circle, you son of a bitch.
Stop.
And here's ghosts.
I'm not sure why I have to tell you folks in the inner circle, but it should be a good idea.
I never said this.
I am the hardest jerking man on radio today.
Go shove up your ass.
Every goddamn day.
You're a goddamn liar.
I never said it yet.
Ghost 5.35 p.m. Central Standard Time, February 2010.
I never said that, Turkey Tits.
I never said that.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Jesus Christ.
Listen, artists.
Most of you guys are too stupid to understand consequences.
But unless you want this broadcast taken off YouTube, stop saying that word.
They won't leave me alone.
Stop it.
They won't leave me alone.
They don't understand.
I said bag it.
Bag it.
I'm terribly sorry to the hundreds of thousands of listeners.
The whole chat and the inner circle for this fat hambone ruining my show.
Shove it up your ass, all right?
It's my show.
IT'S THE GHOST SHOW! IT'S THE GHOST SHOW! IT'S THE GHOST SHOW!
HEY IT'S T.N. APOSTLE BABY!
Heyday, cheers to you and the Catalan.
It's TN Apostle, man.
Cheers to TN Apostle.
Cheers, baby.
The inner pump and dumb.
Go shove up your ass.
Cheers to the TN Apostle for $25, man.
Cheers.
Let me go ahead and take a shot.
more news for states what is this an execution in texas resulted in two men being arrested after became violent today billy wayne coble 70 was put to death by lethal injection nearly 30 years Stop doing my job.
Just stop doing my job, alright?
Stop doing my job.
Furry review.
Review from Thomas Albin, March 1st.
The dog suit I ordered looks amazing.
That better not be fucking real.
The fur is soft to the height.
Better not be real.
You goddamn disgusting trolls.
That better not be goddamn!
Better not be real, you piece of crap!
I'm not a damn furry.
That better not be real.
Oh, God.
You're sick, man.
All of you.
You're freaking sick, man.
Tair's abuser.
We're in hot water with you.
Are you 100% sure the tub is big enough to be able to do that?
Shut up, alright?
Can't abuser and furry review and all you better just shut up.
I want to say cheers to TN Apostle.
What?
Shut up.
Let me talk.
I'm calling Ghost fake news because he's not.
He's chosen not to cover the news since he started his new show at all.
What are you talking about?
It's good that Patriots are picking up his slack since he hasn't shown you.
What are you talking about?
Let me talk.
Let me talk, alright?
I gotta say cheers to TN Apostle for the $25 donation, man.
I want to say cheers to TN Apostle, man.
You're the man, baby.
You the man.
All right, cheers to you, TN Apostle.
And you know, you people in the chat room, you all are a bunch of haters.
All right, that's what you people are.
You're a bunch of haters.
You've got nothing but hate in your heart.
All right?
You got nothing but hate in your heart.
You're like, cheers to TN Apostle, man.
Oh my god, it's confirmed two furry reviews are real.
Stop reviewing crap in my name!
It's the first of the month.
Here's your check.
Lawrence with the labia?
Lawrence with the labia?
Serious question.
Lawrence or the labia.
She supported Trump before anyone else.
Ann Coulter is a flat board that needs a screw.
All right, that's what she is.
A flatboard that needs a screw.
Ann Coulter.
Furries are people too, ghost?
Are you saying, yeah, yeah, right.
They're fatties and uglies.
That's what they are.
They're fatties and uglies trying to disguise their disgusting fat body or their disgusting ugliness behind a goddamn fursuit so they can partake in degenerate orgy-like sexual activity.
All right, let's stop pretending that it's anything deeper than that crap.
Furries are people too.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right, like I said, Ann Coulter is a flat board that needs a screw.
And now she's all out here mouthing off against Trump.
stupid piece of trash hunt furries like not shut up That's horrible.
I don't condone that, man.
I don't condone that.
And by the way, did you know that Bill Maher said that he banged Ann Coulter?
You know, liberal socialist Bill Maher, you know, the fruit bowl from HBO.
He banged her.
And supposedly he also banged Ariana Huffington, the creator of the Huffington Post.
So it just goes to show you, like, political broads.
I don't know.
In my opinion, it seems like most of these political broads out here are being political so they could get the high-hard one.
All right.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, look, TN Apostle, cheers for the 25 and all you people that are in here donating to troll me and make my life a living hell.
Go shove it up your ass.
What is this?
Furry roller.
I bought a fursuit in the hopes of luring my dog Templeton to have a four-way with my wifey pillow in my sleeve.
That better not be real, man.
I can now be an alpha for the furry.
That better not be real.
I am so glad this suit is handicap accessible and bald and damned.
Handicap accessible, but screw you, man.
Screw you.
That better not be real.
Screw you.
I'd buy that for a cuck news network.
From Trump Cuck News, the DHS just renewed the TPS for 300,000 migrants from Haiti and other shithole nations.
Oh, yeah.
He is putting America first.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Sucking them 15 and a half inch black mambas while wearing his furry wolf costume.
Go shove it up your ass, all right?
Go shove it up your ass, man.
You people are starting to piss me off.
Can't abuse your own.
Oh, you should declare every season unfortunately.
Now, that's a whole other philosophy there, Kans abuser.
I don't know.
That's a very good question.
I'm not sure.
I don't think so, but I'm not sure.
Okay, maybe.
I don't know.
And for the guy that said ghost sucks.
You almost got me, you asshole.
Go shove it up your ass.
And True Cuck News Network, what do you want Trump to do?
I mean, what do you want Trump to do?
I mean, he's got ICE working overtime, ejecting illegals out of this goddamn country, you son of a bitch.
What the hell are you talking about out here?
I'm telling you, I'm sure you're somebody from the alt-right or the white nationalist crowd who thought that once Trump was elected, he was going to bring in the fourth Reich or something.
You people are sick.
You know, you're just as sick as Antifa.
You know that?
And by the way, why do the alt-right and Antifa hate each other when they both want the same thing?
They both want government control.
War is our C game clips.
Tiger, Tiger, Tiger Upper Country.
What the hell is this?
Hurricane John 518.
Jackler, don't be giving shout-outs on my show.
Asshole!
Don't be giving goddamn shout outs on my show!
It's my show!
It's my show!
It's the ghost show!
You son of a bitch!
Ghost bargain bin Alex Jones is like you go shove it up your ass!
Is that what y'all want to listen to, you son of bitch, huh?
Is that what you want?
You want to?
Hey, how you doing?
I'm Alex Jones here, and I want to let everybody know that they got to get the super male vitality so I could give you the big ass boner to protect you from the reptilian STDs that'll give you crotch rot and then turn your goddamn balls gay.
Shut Up About Teeth00:14:35
And my filters, my filters, my filters.
I mean, is that what you idiots want to hear for Christ's sake, man?
Go shove it up your ass.
You know the history between me and Alex Jones.
You know the history between me and Alex Jones.
Do you understand?
This son of a bitch has been ripping me off and I don't appreciate it one goddamn bit.
I don't appreciate it one goddamn bit, man.
I'm sick of it, man.
I'm sick of my filters.
My filters.
My filters.
I'd buy that for a filter.
Yes?
Yes, that's what you want to hear.
Yes.
Yes, bitch.
Yes.
Oh, damn it.
You son of a bitch.
Is that what y'all want to hear?
Huh?
Hey, I'm Alex Jones here.
And I want to let you know that they're harvesting our organs.
Your children are going to race mix with Mexicans.
Go shove it up your ass.
Ghost is a cuck.
Go shove it up your ass, all right?
All right, now I'm going to get back to the broadcast because I'm Alex Jones here, and I want everybody to get the bone broth.
And once you start taking the bone broth, it'll give you the super male forces that'll tell these chicks that you want and better put out, or I'm going to over-manhandle you.
And my filters, my filters.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Trump making NASA great.
Now that Trump and Pence are making NASA great again, do you still think the moon landing was fake?
Hey, asshole.
The moon landing was nothing but Nevada.
Trump and Pence are making that.
You heard me.
Do you still think the moon landings were fake?
Yes, it's nothing but Nevada.
That's what the moon landings were.
Nothing but Nevada.
InfoWars News Ghost Malarkey.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right, go shove it up your ass.
This show's boring, huh?
This show's boring.
Well, suck it.
Suck it, you hemorrhoid-sucking ass blast enthusiasts, anal cheese-loving piece of crap.
Hey, been listening to you for years.
You don't deserve this trolling man.
You're stronger than these stupid trolls.
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
Hey, ghost, you rock.
Thank you very much.
And you're goddamn right, Alex Jones sucks.
You're goddamn right, Alex Jones sucks, man.
You're damn right.
Hair today gone tomorrow, asshole.
Hair today gone tomorrow.
I'm not bald.
I'm not bald.
Ghost, I got you a big black sausage pizza here.
Open up, motherfucker, and say ag.
You son of a bitch, man.
I'm telling you, but y'all better just stop this crap, man.
All right?
Y'all are being racist.
Y'all are being perverted.
Y'all are besmirching me.
Y'all are besmirching this show.
Here's both.
Hey, ghost.
I appreciate the keto diet recommendation.
I'll definitely try the Infowars Life Ultimate Bone Broth.
No, I didn't recommend that, boat.
No, I didn't.
I just with a 10% subscription discount.
I didn't.
I didn't recommend it.
No, no, no.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, I can't believe this is how I'm spending my goddamn baller Friday with you people.
I'm not even joking.
I mean, I could be at a bar right now having a good time with Mrs. Ghost.
You know, instead, I'm messing around with this horse shit.
Excuse my French.
I'm sorry.
I mean, you know, just having to put up with this goddamn show, it makes you want to curse every now and then.
It just makes you want to curse, man.
I mean, holy dog shit, man.
God damn it.
I'm sorry for cursing.
I'm sorry.
Give me my goddamn beer.
Look, I'm almost done with beers for Christ's sake.
How are your teeth?
Look, asshole, stop talking about my goddamn teeth, man.
You people are going to put some fucking meme magic on my teeth and something's going to happen.
I can feel it.
I know you.
I know you, man.
What is this?
Over here at the One America Jews Network are in love with Donald Trump.
We lick his ball.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
That's racist.
You're a bunch of racist bastards.
I don't condone this whatsoever.
You're a bunch of bastards.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
I, on the record, do not condone any of this racist trash.
Ghost at bar sucking dick.
Oh, shove it up, your ass.
I'm a fag.
Listen, shut up.
Stop donating and shut up.
God damn, you people piss me off, man.
Why am I? Why? Why?
Why do you do that for a dog?
More furry.
The dog suit I bought here was nice, but I have to say after me and my dog cleaning up.
Stop leaving reviews, you scumbag.
Stop it!
Let's go!
Son of a bitch!
Hi, this is the management from Eros Bathhouse in San Francisco.
Please stop leaving false reviews on Yelp.
We do not allow fursuits in the baths and strictly.
I never did that!
I don't know what the hell this is!
I never did that, man!
It was some goddamn troll!
It was some goddamn troll!
Press F for I'm not saying that for Christ's sake, man!
Look, all of you stop right now!
Stop, man!
Stop it!
The only thing faker than the moon landing was Texas Independence.
Oh, goddamn you!
You're a damn liar!
You're a leftist piece of trash that wants to desecrate the Texas martyrs.
Screw you.
Charlie stole my teeth.
Go shove it up your ass.
Stop talking about my teeth.
Stop talking about my goddamn teeth, man.
I'm not kidding.
You assholes on the internet, y'all are meme magicians, man.
And I know you, man.
You're going to put some meme sorcery and something is going to happen to my goddamn teeth.
I know it.
I know it.
I goddamn know it.
Christ, man.
I need some more beer.
I can't continue to do this show.
True baguette radio.
Mrs. Ghost's baguettes taste.
I bet they were great and not at all offensive.
I'm sure they're great for your teeth, too.
Just shut up.
Don't worry about Mrs. Ghost's baguettes, asshole, alright?
Only I get to taste Mrs. Ghost's baguette.
I need some, I mean, just a pallet this goddamn broadcast, man.
I need some more goddamn beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer, man.
Oh, God.
What is this?
Teeth with the wind.
You assholes are asking for it, man.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
You assholes are asking for it, man.
You assholes are asking for it.
You assholes are asking for it, man.
You think I'm going to continue to do this damn broadcast on a Friday?
I mean, I mean, is this, is this, is this what anybody would do with their goddamn Friday?
For Christ's sake, man.
I mean, good God.
Ghost's bloody retainer.
Go shoving up your ass, man.
Stop talking about my teeth, man.
Stop talking about my goddamn teeth, man.
Remember the fagal them off.
God damn it, you son of a fit.
I'm not joking!
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch, I'm serious.
I'm not joking.
I haven't even been on an hour!
And I'm warning you!
I'll end this goddamn broadcast if you keep besmirching my goddamn show!
I'm not kidding!
I'm not kidding!
Ghost, we believe in you, man.
I hope so, man.
I hope so, man.
I hope somebody out there, man.
What's the difference between Masked Pony and Anne Frank?
Masked Pony got to finish his nice story.
Oh, God, that's horrible, man.
Filter salesman ghost, that's horrible, man.
Good God.
Remember the teeth of Moe, you piece of crap?
Remember the teeth of Mo!
Son of a bitch!
Unoriginal, egotistical, uncreative.
INB4 Dessey the Brown Noser from Trolls Rolls Eyes.
Oh, thank you, Captain Dessey, man.
Tell him, Dessey, man.
Tell him, man.
Sir, can you please stop leaving fake reviews on our business?
You've never been at our RV park and you were not wearing an animal costume here.
I'm not discontinuous.
Stop leaving reviews with my name on it, man.
First, y'all started leaving reviews on gay bathhouses with my name, man.
Now furry sights.
Now what else, man?
What else?
What the hell else, man?
Oh, God.
Oh, you're making me belch already, man.
You're making me goddamn belch, man.
Give me my goddamn beer.
I'm going to finish pouring this beer here.
And listen, the reason I'm drinking now.
Gold down 1.64%.
God damn it, Jackler.
Stop trying to take my job.
Silver down.
Stop trying to take it.
None of them.
Damn it.
Now at $862,000.
That's my job.
Palladium up zero.
That's my job.
Now at $1,500.
It's the ghost show.
It's my job.
$0.73%.
Now at $2.
Screw you, Jackler, you piece of crap, man.
Seriously, just shove up your ass, man.
Santa Way.
Santa Ana wins LOL.
You'll shove it up your ass.
Don't deface the Texas martyrs.
Long live the Texas martyrs.
G for Gummin' Ghost.
I've got my teeth, asshole.
Stop talking about my teeth.
11 years of tooth decay.
Stop talking about my teeth, man.
I'm not kidding.
Buy that for a dollar.
I got a bingo.
Where's the 50 kex you promised, ghost?
What is this?
Ghost likes first teeth next?
Ghost likes first teeth next, and here's hail teeth, Luke.
Hail teeth were teeth magic on ghost.
Look, stop talking about my teeth.
I'm not going to say it again.
I'm not going to say it again.
Stop talking about my teeth.
I'm not going to say it again.
I'm not going to say it again.
Stop talking about my teeth, man.
I'm not going to say it again.
I'm not saying it again.
I'm not saying it again, you sex of trash.
I'm going to keep drinking, man.
I got to keep drinking.
Y'all are seeing this troll terrorism that I'm being inflicted with.
And drinking alcohol is the only thing that takes the fucking pain away.
It's the only thing that takes the fucking pain away, man.
Teeth are us.
Hi, this is Hawks PDX, a bathhouse in Portland, Oregon.
What?
Please stop reviewing us on Yelp for our wheelchair ramp fursuit order on Yelp.
I cannot support such activities.
Doing bathhouse reviews in my goddamn name!
Stop doing bathhouse reviews in my name, man!
The Lone Tooth State.
The Lone Tooth State, you asshole!
The Lone Tooth State, you f ⁇ ing!
God damn it!
What about your teeth, huh?
You brush and floss regularly, trolls.
I beg to differ.
I bet you kill the rotting teeth.
Yeah, I know, Anonymous.
How are you brushing your teeth, huh?
Don't give in, ghost.
Endure it.
You can take it.
We believe in you.
Thank you, Turkey Taters, man.
I'm glad somebody believes in me, man.
I've had an 11-year internet broadcasting career, man.
11-year internet broadcasting.
Captain Yippee, a guy who got kicked out of Anthrocon last year for stalking female attendees and stealing from the vendor hall.
Oh, you're goats.
That's a lie.
I know it's a goddamn lie, you son of a bitch.
Don't be lying.
Don't be spreading slanderous lies, you asshole.
I can't believe this, man.
I can't believe that you people are taking a dirty yellow bubbly piss on my 11-year internet broadcasting career, you son of a bitch, man.
I can't believe you people.
I can't believe you people, man.
No goddamn respect from you sons of bitches.
Give me my freaking beer.
What is this?
Six flags over my dentures.
Shut the hell up.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
Templeton's teeth next.
Just stop talking about teeth, man, please.
Stop talking about, just stop it, all right?
Just shut up, alright?
Seriously, stop talking about my teeth, man.
All right.
That's the only way I could freaking do this show.
Are you all listening?
Are you all listening?
I'm being cyberbullied, man.
Ghost shekels for teeth, you asshole.
Shut up, man.
I'm being cyberbullied, man.
And you know, I'm going to tell you something.
I'm not talking to you.
All of you that are listening, man.
If you're taking any kind, any kind of gratification on this, man, then you are complicit.
Cyberbullying My Show00:15:39
Jackler, what the hell do you want me to do?
Look on the bright side.
You're still able to look back at us with a yellow smile.
Boy, ghost shut up.
All we can do is look back at our show with a yellow smile.
Screw you, Jackler.
I'm tired of your ass.
I'm tired of your ass.
Do remember me from the chat room.
How can I come back?
Yeah, I think I remember turkey taters.
I don't know, man.
Turkey taters.
I don't know, man.
I think I remember.
I got to go through the list, man.
Oh, my God.
Y'all are making me belch, man.
All right?
Y'all are making me goddamn belch.
Jesus Christ, man.
And shut up in the chat room, man.
I'm being cyberbullied by you, sacks of crap.
It's not funny.
It's not freaking funny.
I can't believe that I'm sitting here spending a goddamn ball or Friday with you sacks of trash, man.
I can't believe that I'm sitting here.
What is this?
Jackler is so boring now.
You're goddamn right he is.
You're goddamn right, Jackler is, for Christ's sake, man.
And we don't care, huh?
We don't freaking care.
Yeah, just fucking assholes, man.
You want me to end this broadcast right now, man?
I mean, I could be at a goddamn bar right now with Mrs. Ghost, man.
All right?
Eating some chicken wings or some shit.
All right?
Doing something Friday-ish, alright?
Actually is.
Actually is.
Shut up.
Nobody asked you.
It's not funny.
Nobody asked you, man.
So go shove it up your ass.
Just shove it up your goddamn ass, man.
I could be right now drinking some goddamn beers, eating chicken wings, right?
I came to Steamworks bathhouse in Seattle and was disgusted to find you are not toothless, wheelchair, or fursuit friend.
Oh, goddammit, man.
Stop!
Stop doing this to me!
Then you have to do it.
Stop doing this to me!
Stop writing reviews for bathhouses in my name!
Stop it, man!
Stop!
Well, give the man a tooth or two lol.
Also love your work.
Jackler, keep that A-game up, son.
T for ghost, Sheklet.
F ⁇ ing asshole, man.
Shut up!
Reminded that Jackler has donated more than even Captain Brown knows and still isn't in the inner circle.
You gotta donate to 300 at one time, Jackler!
Do you understand that?
And not to mention, many of the inner circle don't even like you, man, because you're a fucking troll.
Alright?
Alright, so just shut up, Jackler.
Alright?
Just shut up, Jackler, and go jack yourself off and shut up.
Tired of seeing you and tired of you trying to take my job.
Legs and numb teeth in Texas.
Legs and numb and teeth in Texas.
Legs and numb and son of a bitch.
Oh, yeah, you fucking asshole.
Ah, damn it.
I'm tired of this crap.
I'm getting tired of dealing with this.
I shouldn't have to be dealing with this on a baller Friday, man.
I shouldn't have to be doing that.
I shouldn't have to be doing this shit, man.
I shouldn't have to be doing this, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Tea for ghosts.
Ban Jackler for life.
Ban Jackler for life.
Good God, man. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
And shut up in the chat room.
I'm not a goddamn alcoholic.
You know it, and I know it, you son of a bitch.
All right?
I'm a connoisseur.
All right?
I'm a connoisseur, you sack of crap.
You, god damn it, man.
I'm tired of you people.
I'm this goddamn close.
I'm not even fucking around, man.
I'm this goddamn close to just ending the goddamn broadcast because I deserve more respect than this.
I deserve more respect than this for Christ's sake, man.
And hashtag justice for Jackler.
Fucking fuck, Jekyll, man!
Asshole is trolling my show, and he's trying to take my job!
He's trolling my show and trying to take my job.
Jesus Christ, you people are pissing me off.
Man, No f?
⁇.
You, no, fucking, no, fuck you, man, fuck you, fuck you, son of a bitch, fuck you, troll, fuck you.
I wish you were in front of me right now.
I'd buy that, for I wish you in front of me right now.
You deserve no respect.
I deserve respect, man.
I deserve respect.
Okay Jackler, how about you leave Ghost alone, let him do his show?
You are literally stealing his material and bordering copyright infringement.
And for crying out loud.
Ghost has teeth and they are most likely better than the teeth.
You, damn trolls, have my posy, man.
Thank you very much, my Posse.
The Tooth Tonic Plague.
The Tooth Tonic Plague.
Who the hell donated that?
Who the hell donated you?
Fucking trolls man, fuck you.
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck! Fuck you!
Ah! Ah! Ha! Ha!
And this is show you forgot.
Shut up.
Fuck you, fatty asshole.
Fuck you fatty, you asshole, fuck you.
Fake ghosts being a crybaby on his show for no reason.
He can no longer be a crybaby when all he wants in the end is to do us for shekels support.
Make ghost grow up.
Oh, god damn it.
Jacking off the jacket.
Shut up, man.
Jackler needs a damn life.
I'm just.
I can't believe i'm wasting a friday for this crap.
Jackler for engineer?
Oh god no no no, goddamn way man, end it baguette.
That's what I said on the last show.
You sucks bitches, man.
You know?
I said it on the last show, oh yeah well, fuck you trolls.
Thank you, captain Desti.
Man, give him a goddamn digital backhand.
Give him a digital backhand.
Man is the reason you hate NASA so much, because you used to love NASA as a kid in the early 60s and when you grew up you wanted to be an astronaut.
But when you asked an astronaut hero of your assumed to be one he told you that you were to fat.
That's a nut.
That's not true, man.
I saw the moon landing.
Nothing but Nevana.
Job opening for being my engineer.
Looking for someone who's not really good with words will be willing to.
Son of a bitch.
Go shut up your ass, Jackler.
Do their damn job.
Shut up, bitch.
Look some people that i'm tired of your ass.
I'm tired of your ass, Jackler.
You go shut up your ass.
Just quit being a baguette bitch.
Quit being a baguette bitch.
You fought your bitch.
I've got your fish.
Shut up, dude!
Just shut up!
I got your bitch!
And Jericho Radio for life!
Suck it!
Just suck it!
Alright?
I got your bitch!
I've got your bitch!
Oh, God!
Oh, I can't stand it, man!
I don't know why I'm even wasting a fucking Friday with you people!
I don't understand it!
You can't be bullied about your teeth if you don't have any teeth to begin with.
Oh, shut up, Cans Abuser!
I got teeth!
I got fucking teeth!
Shut up!
Teeth are yellow because of all the shut up, Chip Skylark!
Listen, here's my teeth!
Those are my teeth, asshole!
So shut up!
I've got teeth!
Just shut up!
I've got teeth!
Son of a bitch.
I'd buy that for a dollar!
I got your teeth.
Fuck you, man.
Listen!
I'm not kidding!
Just shut up!
Everybody, just shut up!
Just shut up now, everybody.
Just shut up!
Jackler kicks ghost ass.
I've already seen what Jackler looks like.
Desi, you are a pathetic little brownoser who has done nothing but worship the ground of a fat ghost.
Shut up, Jackler.
I've seen you.
I hope Ghost bans you from the inner circle.
You're a piece of crap, Jackler.
Man, Jackler, you look like the colonel.
Bruh!
You guys are making the trolls of TCR turn in their graves.
What are you talking about?
This is supposed to be the new generation of trolls.
This is it.
Yes.
and you guys are only reaching for low-hanging fruit and using dry-witted reddit humor.
Dentures.wave!
Go shut up, man.
Listen, I got something to say to Jackal.
Oh, God.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hey, guys, Ghost's poor oral health could lead to strep spreading from his rotting teeth and gums to his bloodstream, leading to possibly fatal heart disease.
Oh, come on.
Let's do this chat.
Meme magic teedler's death into reality.
Man, don't you have to do that?
Oh, my.
I've got listeners that want me dead, man.
Sounds like dentures.
Those are my teeth.
Those are my goddamn teeth.
Pre-recorded teeth, asshole.
Pre-recorded teeth.
Now, let me tell you something, Jackler.
Let me talk.
Chip Skylark from the Fairly Odd Parents has fake teeth.
Ghost has real teeth.
Checkmate Trolls.
So yeah, thank you, Captain Desi, man.
Give him a damn digital backhand.
Jackler can't meme anyway.
Free point.
Interested in fairy or antho TF porn?
Then search for Kazin 101 onto transform ya cash into art.
That's enough.
I mean, shut up.
And whoever donated ghost sucks Dessey's cock, go shove up your ass, too.
And he'll dominate ya dollars.
Now let me tell you something, Jackler.
I've seen you.
I've seen you.
You look like the kind of guy that questions your sexuality every time you take a big shit.
So don't sit here and try to insinuate anything.
Stop trying to take my goddamn job.
Just sit there and shut your mouth, alright?
Lay off the butterfatty.
Ghost too fat for NASA rocket.
I go shut up, man.
I don't want to be in a goddamn NASA rocket.
Alright, just shut your mouth.
Give me my goddamn beer.
Ah, for Christ's sake, man.
I need some goddamn more beer for Christ's sake, man.
$300 rent to friend!
$300, you shut him up, bitch!
Shut up!
Don't talk about the inner circle like that, you son of a bitch!
Ah, damn it!
Don't talk about the inner circle, man!
The inner circle!
They're my friends!
They're my family, you asshole!
Oh, God.
Oh, God, give me my...
I need some freaking more beer, man.
These goddamn trolls, man.
That's the only way I can pallet this show, man.
I need some more beer, man.
More goddamn beer, man.
That's the only way I can pallet this crap, man.
And shut up in the chat room saying that was the truth.
Shut up.
The inner circle, they're my friends or my family.
Shut up.
Just shut up, man.
And drink some more goddamn beer for Christ's sake, man.
It's the only thing that takes the goddamn pain away, man.
That's the only way, man.
Keep preaching the truth, ghost.
Also, don't spurg out like an audist at the end of your life.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, Turkey Taters, I'm not an autist.
Shut up!
And here's Jackler.
No!
You seem pretty triggered with me using details freely found on the internet.
No!
You better not be pulling a fine bros with your furry Friday, Jackler.
Shut up!
Shut your mouth!
Ain't off Jackler for ghosts.
A bus full of niggers going over the bar.
Oh, no, that's horrible.
I don't condone that, man.
I DON'T CONDONE THAT!
With only one easy payment of 300 bucks, you can pretend to be Ghost's friend, indefinitely.
WHAT?!
Then, whenever you want, you can stab him in the back and refund the money.
You son of a bitch.
You son of whoever that is, I'm reporting your ass.
I'm reporting you to the PayPal police.
Ghost's inner pedagogy.
Shut up.
Alright, go shove it up, your ass.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
True captain.
I got into money years ago when I was 18, thanks to you.
What do the cattle futures look like, ghosts?
Hey, hey, I would like to get to the markets, but I'm being bombarded by trolls.
I'm being bombarded by trolls.
I'm coming by next Friday, and if you don't have my teeth by then, I'm going to bring the wheel in your wheelchair.
I'm pretty sure you goddamn do, you son of a bitch.
What is this?
I'm still winning, ghost.
Every rage quit is a victory for me.
For you, you ain't for freaking.
Shut up, Jackler.
Why don't you get off your goddamn digital high horse, you stupid double living son of a bitch?
All right?
Jay in chat for me to kick the shit.
Get the hell out of here, Jackler.
Get off the G.I. Joe that you're sitting on with a condom on it, you big-headed bastard.
Spurge like an oddist.
Press A to make ghost spurg like an audit.
First of all, I'm not autistic, you sack of crap.
All right?
I'm not autistic.
I'm not autistic.
I'm not ass burgers either, okay?
I'm just a regular guy, all right?
I'm a regular guy that's on the goddamn internet that is throwing my manly dominance around the internet like it ain't shit.
So I'm telling you this right now.
You better not have any female around my voice.
All right?
You better make sure that you have your speakers real low and make sure that the women in the other room don't hear my voice.
I run paychecks.
Elon Musk, you're a piece of fraud.
Elon Musk is a fraud.
All right?
You're a fucking fraud, Elon Musk.
And you know what?
The United States taxpayers want their $6 billion back.
What?
$6 billion of U.S. taxpayer money that was given to you by Obama so that you can market a flamethrower, you sack of crap, huh?
So that you could take the Chevy Volt and then make it your own and call it like innovation?
You're a piece of crap.
All right?
It's not that big of a deal being autistic.
I bet you draw some very pretty pictures.
What are you talking about?
I'm not autistic, you asshole.
Okay, I'm not.
Ghost has an inner pedo ring?
I didn't know your real name was Matt Watson.
What?
How topical.
Also, it wouldn't be a Gui Joe.
It'd be a far better.
You're an idiot, Jackler.
You know that.
All right, why don't you go down on the queen or something, you stupid liny bastard, all right?
That's right.
Tesla sucks.
Tesla sucks the chrome up of a 57 Chevy bumper, boy.
All right?
All right, and everybody knows it.
So stop claiming that Elon Musk is some kind of like Tesla-like scientist.
He's not.
All right?
He's not.
I'm fagtistic.
You fucking goddamn it.
Stop making me say that crap.
Elon Musk.
Shut up.
Damn it.
What the hell is that supposed to mean there, Ollie Ollie?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Stop making me say this crap.
Why are you talking about money ghost?
You are sucking the pockets of autistic kids dry and you are doing it without shame.
You're a stuck crazy.
Shut your stupid goddamn mouth.
Elon Musk!
They're trolling me, you asshole.
Okay.
The fucking troll should be trolling you, Elon Musk.
You piece of crap.
As a member of your inner circle, I'm shocked that you would hide claiming you haven't said anything I've quoted.
I quote you with 100% accuracy.
You're a goddamn liar, ghost.
Whatever the hell ghost quotes is, Twins is an asshole.
All right.
You son of a bitch.
And here's Cam's abuser again.
What the hell do you want?
What does the chrome off a 57-feet Chevy bumper taste like?
I don't know.
Sounds like one of those secret fetishes of yours.
Maybe that explains the situation with your teeth.
You sound like the type of fruit bowl that'll suck the balls out of somebody's schlong through a glory hole, you glory hole-serving piece of trash.
They'll be sitting here talking garbage to me.
All right?
I'm a fraud.
Fuck you, man.
God damn it.
Get up!
I can't believe you people make a besmirching of my show.
You make a mockery of me!
You make a mockery of this goddamn broadcast, man.
Stop!
Just stop making me say this stupid crap!
I'll just stop, man.
Everybody just stop, man.
Oh my god, ghost sucks bull ball.
Shove it up your ass, man.
Just leave me alone, man.
I can't believe I've wasted a Friday with you internet people.
Just leave me alone.
Oh my god.
11 years since Alex Jones blew a fart, you fucking asshole!
You shoving up your ass, man!
Press A for autistic ghost.
I'm not autistic!
Shut up!
I'm not an autist!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Ah, God!
Just shut up, man!
Just shut up!
I'm a fake.
I got your fake right here, asshole.
Yeah, right, Elodinbus, because you got six billion of taxpayer money, ass crack.
I'm a fursuiter.
I'm a fursuiter.
What the hell is that supposed to be?
Listen, shut up.
Shut up.
Knock, knock like a cock.
What?
What are you people talking about, man?
What are you people talking about, man?
I don't even know what you people are talking about out here, man.
What kind of fucking retard thinks he is winning by giving almost a grand to someone in an attempt to fail troll?
Get away from it.
Oh!
Oh, capitalist America!
That right there, digital backhand in Jackler's face.
And thank you for the $10 dono, man.
Man, laying the digital Ike Turner backhand strong on Jackler, old capitalist America.
I'm a nick.
Shut up, you asshole.
I know you, trolls, now, you son of a bitch.
I know you, trolls.
I know you trolls.
Hey, cheers to capitalist America, man.
I'm glad you were laying the smacketh down on this bastard Jackler, man.
I have a tiny schmeckle.
Are you kidding me, man?
I got a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that'll go up your girl's snatch pipe and come out her mouth.
Ghost tea first, huh?
Wife Neck.
Yeah, right, you son of a bitch.
Yeah, goddamn right, you son of a bitch, all right?
Here's the Jackler.
Capitalist America is a bit retarded for not knowing that I've donated way over $1,000 already.
Learn to count stupid audits.
Even though I hate Jackler and I wish I could smack him in his stupid dumb limey face right now, he's right, man.
He's right, man.
Goddamn limey bastard.
And I know you, Jackler.
You question your sexuality every time you're sitting on the toilet pinching a loaf and you squeeze out a huge turd.
You look at the goddamn shitbowl and you're like, wow, that looks like 15 and a half.
Ghost has skid marks on his undies from farting.
Go shove it up.
The truther, go shove it up your ass.
All right, go shut up.
Press S if Jackler sucks.
Press S if Jackler sucks.
Ghost be firing blanks like an audist.
What are you talking about, Turkey Taters?
Who asked you?
And you want back in the chat and you're talking garbage to me?
Huh?
You want back in the chat and you're talking garbage to me, boy?
Good God.
Jesus Christ Give me my god damn drink Oh my god First Baller Friday of March 2019, man.
This is what it is.
This is what it is, for Christ's sake.
Press G if ghost sucks.
No, shut up!
Nobody better not press G, you son of a bitch!
Nobody better press!
God damn it!
You goddamn fat pieces of goddamn cheese-wizz-guzzling neckbeard crap in the chatroom!
Go shove it up, your ass!
You swallow!
All you glory hole servers in the chat room.
That's what you do!
You swallow, man!
I'm a tard.
Shut up, asshole!
You're a goddamn charge!
Shut up!
Press B to ban Jackler.
Press B to ban Jackler.
Oh, man, this is starting to get a little bit out of hand here, man.
I mean, I'm just saying, this is all starting to get a little bit out of hand, man.
People are starting to beef with each other on the goddamn Texas speech.
I mean, seriously, man.
What is this crap?
Good afternoon, Mr. Deleon.
A very generous donor that sent a message earlier made an excellent point earlier.
What are you talking about?
I guarantee that Mr. Jackler could make the Inner Circle great again.
Could I donate $300 and give my Inner Circle spot to Jackler instead?
No, you can't, all right?
And by the way, leave that guy alone.
That guy that owns the bar.
I gotta go buy him a beer.
Leave him alone.
Oh, God, you're making me belch.
No, no, no.
There's no trash.
I apologize.
Can I still come back, though, please?
Oh, come on.
Come on.
You just, you just blasted me, Turkey Taters.
You just blasted me.
Press D to ban Desi.
Now, shut up.
Leave Dessey alone.
All you people in the chat room.
Leave that man alone.
He's a good boy.
He didn't do nothing.
He's a good boy and he didn't do nothing, man.
You guys are just a bunch of haters.
That's all you are.
You goddamn people in the chat room are a bunch of belch-breathing, seat-sniffing, pickled prick-loving, phallic, fluffing, urinal cake curator loving pieces of cats.
Point in the chat if Ghost is a normie that tries too hard to be cool.
Shut up, Moloch.
I'm not a goddamn normie, alright?
I'm not a normie.
Alright?
Y'all tried to call me a normie on the last damn broadcast.
I'm not a damn normie.
All right?
You people are normies, man.
You all are normies.
You're normies.
I'm not a damn normie, you ass crack.
Desi the flaming.
Leave Dessey alone, all right?
Everybody just stop.
Everybody just stop, man.
This is getting way out of hand for Christ's sake, man.
I thought, man, I thought we were going to have a decent Baller Friday here, man.
I thought we were going to have a decent Baller Friday here, man.
Shut up in the chat room.
I'm not a goddamn normie.
I'm not a normie, man.
Give me my god damn drink.
Up in the chat room!
I'm not a normie, man.
I'm not a god.
You fucking guys.
You want me to end this damn broadcast, don't you, huh?
You want me to end it?
You want me justice for Jackler?
Since Jackler has donated more than $1,000 that we have him host the show and ban both Desi and Capitalist Junkyard America.
Have him host the show?
Are you kidding me?
You've got to be gone.
Fuck no.
Excuse my French.
Fuck no chat's speaking the truth.
Chat's I'm not a normie, you asshole.
Do you understand?
God damn it, man.
Here's Jackler again.
Just giving this man some money.
I should warn you, though, Ghost, you're giving a lot of splice material.
This will turn out as a great video.
Very successful Friday.
Great March.
What the hell are you talking about, Jackler?
What the hell are you talking about?
We can't let the trolls win ghosts.
We can't let the ghost show fall to the trolls like the inner cities fell to niggers.
That's not Captain Desi, for Christ's sake, shut up.
F you, whoever the troll was that donated under the name Captain, that's not Captain Desi.
Go shove it up, your ass, all right?
That's not that.
Just shut up.
That's not Captain Desi.
Give me my freaking beer, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I spent over a grand to fail troll, good for you man.
I got some nice oceanfront property in the desert if you are interested in wasting more money for nothing.
Oh, man.
Capitalist America for the $10 dono and another digital backhand to Jackler, man.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Ghost the Normie whore, you asshole.
I got your normie whore.
Just sit there and shut up.
Anyway, what's uh cheers to Capitalist America once again for another $10 dono, baby?
Cheers to you.
I'm a normie for $2.
I'm not a ner-shut up, assholes.
You're the normies, alright?
All right, asshole, you're the goddamn normies.
All right?
Jesus Christ, you're making me belch.
All right?
You're the damn normies, asshole.
Don't call me a normie again, or we're gonna have some problems.
We already have problems because you people keep a smirching my show, but you call me a normie.
We're gonna get into some serious problems.
Press J for Jackler to host.
Jack, no one is hosting this show, you son of a bitch, all right?
Just sit there and shut up.
What the hell do you want?
Do you want to hear?
I mean, isn't Jackler from like the Europeans?
You know, isn't he like European or something?
You know?
Oh, yes, I'm Jackla.
And, you know, we're going to go ahead and we're going to do the Jackla show today.
Now, what we're going to do is we're going to talk a little bit about Brexit.
Even though we voted for Brexit some two and a half, three years ago, we're not going to go through with it because we now, you know, we're socialist cucks.
You know, we're socialist cucks.
And we're not going to allow, you know, the Britons or the Britannia to be, you know, that just shut up.
Stop the show, normie bitch.
Listen, asshole.
I've got your bitch.
All right?
I've got your bitch.
Wheelchair plus San Antonio.
March 1st by Thomas Albin.
What?
My wheelchair was nice, but I could not fit my furry suit in it.
Also, it was hard to get away from it.
Can y'all stop leaving reviews in my Triple XL wheelchair?
Man, fuck it.
Two stocks.
Normie Insults00:15:29
Just shut up, man.
Everybody just shut up, man.
Stop leaving reviews.
Just stop, man.
I mean, y'all are just taking this way too far, man.
Okay, guys, let's have some serious workout here.
Here we go.
Fame, bronies, money success.
No, ghost workout instruction.
Stop, my dude.
Feeling pretty good on this Friday.
First off, shout out to you and the cool people in the chat room.
Thank you, Devon.
Been in the green on making money from stocks last month and still rolling.
Are you ever gonna have merch again or signatures?
Merchants, signatures again?
I may.
I may, but it's not anytime soon, man.
End of you fat prick, you and Desi sucking each other's cocktails putting me to sleep.
You fat jelly hammer.
Shut up your ass, Normie.
End the show.
I'm not a normie.
I'm not a normie.
The normie show.
Did your granny let you suck on her baguette when you were a kid?
You fucking asshole.
Shut up!
I'm not a normie!
Ah!
Very!
Normie conservative with milquetoast takes.
A pro-Israel gatekeeper shill trying to make people feel like a bad thing.
Control like Spurgeon, man.
I'm not a Normie!
Shut up!
I'm not a normie.
I'm not a normie.
I'm not a normie, you fuckers.
I'm not a Normie, you sphinker-fingering enema bag cleaning, trench testicle Turnburgler, Ocean Front bullshit.
You prob live in your mother's basement donating just to argue with me on this show.
Grow balls, keep your money and do something productive with your man Jackler.
Come on, man.
You have was prob donated from your parents for pocket money.
Hey Jackler dynam, that's enough, all right.
You and Capitalist America and and Jackler, that's enough.
Man, all right.
You're causing a lot of waves on my broadcast man, that's enough.
The real Turkey taters, turkey taters, they're fake, ghost.
I respect you honestly.
You've helped me with your advice over the years.
I've actually set up my own business thanks to you.
Well congrats, man.
I really hope you did.
And I don't even know if it's the real Turkey taters or a fake Turkey taters or somebody with turkey tits.
Be to burn Dessie alive.
Come on, guys.
Come on man.
Why?
Why, man?
More signature cum rags?
But shut the hell up, man.
That was sick when you sons of bitches did that.
Man, that was sick.
That was goddamn sick ghost.
And Dessie sitting in a wheelchair?
C-a-p-i-t-a-l-i-z-i-n-g.
Shut the hell up.
Manner Desi's name again.
I'm going to call the paypal police on you for taking money without paying taxes.
Shut your stupid fucking ass man for a dollar.
Yeah, Normies get out is right.
Let Ghost do his show Normies get out, and let me do my show.
Normies get out, and let me do my show Normies get out and let me do my goddamn show you.
Son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ man, I need to blow my nose, man.
You people are making me secrete mucus.
For christ's sake man, all right, you're my goddamn tissue man.
I need to freaking blow my nose.
people are making me secrete mucus oh my god i'd buy that for a dollar I'm a whore.
What the hell is that?
I'm a you son of a bitch.
Shut up, shut up, man.
You caught me in between me blowing my nose.
You ass crack.
Jesus Christ man.
You know, I want to be honest with you.
I want to end this broadcast.
I can't believe i'm wasting a friday with you people doing this man.
I mean, I feel like a pretty freaking, pathetic neck bearded idiot sitting here taking nothing but ridicule disrespect, death threats perversion, cyberbullying from all of you internet people.
Ghost equals Normie, crippled Jew, gay.
Is that what you're trying to say in emoji, you fucking piece of crap?
Is that what you're saying?
Son of a bitch!
God damn it!
Son of a bitch, man!
I'm gonna end this show!
I'm not joking around!
I'm gonna end this show!
I can't believe that you people would do this to me on the first Baller Friday of March 2019, man!
And if you don't think, God damn it, if you don't think I'll end it, just try me!
Just try me!
Just try me, man.
Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus.
Buy that for a...
Do it, you fat little bitch!
You son of- I got your bitch!
Aren't you essentially a masochist?
We're continuing the show despite the endless torture.
Until you end the show, you're proving everyone that you enjoy the torture.
I don't- What?
You think I enjoy this crap?
You think I enjoy being subjected to cyber verminism?
You think I enjoy my name being posted for fucking reviews for bathhouses?
For gay bathhouses?
Maybe you should go spend some time with Mrs. Ghost.
I know!
I should!
I should be spending time with Mrs. Ghost!
I won a bingo.
Thanks for the game, mate.
Spermy the cat!
Get Spermi's ass out of here!
I thought we got rid of him!
Get Spermys ass out of here!
I'm here to listen to this faggot make a fool of himself and eat a baguette.
And I'm all out of baguette.
That freaking panda!
Son of a bitch!
Shut up!
Son of a bitch!
Freaking panda!
ghost cries out and it's shut up normie i only operate my own nightclub i took your advice and applied it now i'm actually capitalizing hey turkey taters that's good man That's good.
End it, the meme.
Do it, you normie little...
God!
Damn it!
Stop calling me a Normie!
Stop calling me a Normie!
I'll fuck anywhere.
Shut up, man.
Everybody, just shut up, man.
I'm getting tired of this, man.
I shouldn't have to be putting up with this crap, man, on a Baller Friday.
I shouldn't have to be putting up with this crap on a Baller Friday.
So spend some time with Dessey?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
What the blue hell is that supposed to mean?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Go spend some time.
You fing assholes, man.
You're assholes, man.
You're asshole trolls, man.
You're assholes, man.
Oh, God, man.
Oh, God.
I need some more beer.
I can't take this for Christ's sake, man.
Y'all are making me drink like a fucking fish, man.
I can't take it.
I can't take it.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
And shut up, whoever donated Ghost Vietnam flashback.
Shut up.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
I need some more beer, man.
I need some goddamn more beer for Christ's sake.
And you know something?
I don't even know if the beer is going to be able to take the pain away, man.
I think I'm gonna have to end this goddamn broadcast so I can teach you trolls a lesson.
It looks like I'm gonna have to end this broadcast so I can teach you cyber vermin a lesson, man.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not even kidding.
Not even kidding.
What is this?
Blimey, all this screaming is making me think that you've taken people to my metal shed, far more menacing than your wood shed.
Shut up, Jackler, alright?
Shut up.
Mrs. Ghost equals wife.wave.
Shut up, asshole.
The inner circle knows she's real.
The inner circle knows she's real.
Squirts for God.
Shut up with that sick name, man.
Shut up.
That freaking panda.
You want some more baguettes instead of your pussy PBR ghost.
You're a piece of crap!
Fucking panda!
Damn it!
Son of a bitch!
God damn it!
I'm gonna end this show!
I'm not even kidding!
I'm gonna end this goddamn show!
Stop donating right now!
All of you scumbags!
Stop donating right, goddamn, now!
No!
No!
Bring it!
Don't sing it!
Bring it!
God!
Spermy loves Normie.
God damn.
Normie Fag and your shitty radio.
I love Chuckle County Cuck.
I'm not a Normie, and you're a cuck.
You're a freaking cuck!
If you're ever in Omaha, Nebraska, I'd love to invite you to have a beer with me.
Happy hour is 5 o'clock.
I'd be great turkey taters, man.
I'm not even kidding, man.
God damn you, trolls, man.
True masochist radio.
Shut up, can't abuser!
Shut up, man!
Just shut up!
All I am is a guy trying to do a show, man!
That's all I'm trying to do.
I'm just a guy trying to do a show.
And shut up in the chat room.
I'm not a normie.
Shut up.
I'm not a normie.
I'm not.
I was around during the old fag time, man.
You know it.
You all know it.
You all know it.
That's why you're calling me a normie.
You know it.
You know it.
But nobody cares, man.
Nobody cares.
Nobody gives a crap, man.
Nobody gives a crap.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer.
Calling me a freaking Normie, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Maybe I should open up a GoFundMe for some cash.
What do you think?
Just go shoving up your ass, Jackler.
All right.
Thanks for all of the knowledge you've spread around.
We all appreciate everything you do.
Here's to wishing you all the best.
Cheers and positive vibrators your way.
Hey, thank you, Holden Capitalist.
Wait a minute.
Did you say positive vibrators?
Is that what you said?
Is that what he said?
Positive vibrators?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
When I think somebody's going to give me a decent freaking comment, positive vibrators, that's great.
What is that supposed to mean exactly, Holden?
Huh?
That the vibrators have HIV positive escrement on them or some shit?
You son of a bitch.
The five stages, denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance are a part of the framework of the world.
Shut up, Kench!
Abuser, I'm not an alcoholic.
Shut up!
I'm a connoisseur, alright?
I'm a connoisseur!
If you're fruity and you know it, shove it up your ass.
If you're fruity and you know it, shove it up your ass.
If you're fruity and you know it and you really want to show it, become a brony.
Remember that one ghost?
It was the first time a splice made you laugh.
I don't remember that one, man.
Stop saying the fag word, you faggot.
I don't mean to say it, niggled.
All right, I don't mean to say it, but these assholes are making me say it.
And by the way, the last show, I said baguette!
I said baguette!
That's what I said, man!
I said baguette!
give me my goddamn drink man oh my god i shouldn't I should stop the show.
What do you want, the freaking candy?
I just realized something.
How come you don't meditate to me?
I miss you and want to haunt your dreams and ruin your day.
Because you're a piece of crap, I'm afraid.
You can take another sip of your piss water till you pass out.
Go shove it up your ass, Panda.
All right?
G equals no respect for Normie ghost.
I'm not a fucking Normie.
You know what?
I've got something for all you people, man.
Albin soiled wheelchair, you son of a bitch.
I'm not in a wheelchair.
Here, look, I got something for you.
You think I'm in a wheelchair, huh?
You think I'm in a wheelchair?
I'm a fago fucking shit!
I'd buy that.
Shut up, man!
Beer would be on the house.
You deserve a free beer.
Oh, man, thank you, turkey taters, man.
You hear these people, man.
You know what?
All of you people, man.
All of you goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin, man.
Why don't you take a whiff of this?
Here, take a whiff of this, asshole.
Take a whiff of that.
All right?
Nasty chicken grease, corn oil, and cream beef, bitch.
All right, take a whiff of that.
And shut up in the chat room.
Stop calling me a virgin.
Ghost, hurry the fuck up and put the real host of the show on the air.
Shut up and leave the engineer alone.
Arias, shut up.
Everybody, just shut up, alright?
Good God, you trolls, man.
Good God.
And shut up.
It wasn't a wet one.
Go shove it up your ass in the chat room for Christ's sake, alright?
Oh, shove it up your ass.
I said, I didn't say that for the $2 dono.
Shut up, man.
Oh, my God.
End This Broadcast00:06:22
I mean, I don't know what I'm supposed to do, man.
I have literally.
I thought you guys were going to calm down.
I thought you guys were going to calm down today.
It's a goddamn Bowler Friday, the first Bowler Friday of March 2019.
Albin squirting farts.
Shut up.
I'm not squirting farts, man.
Shut up, man.
There's a bit of brown on your microphone.
Good damn it.
Shut up, Jackler.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
These trolls are about as bad as Keemstar, I swear.
God, Jesus.
I take turds bigger than Keemstar, alright?
You can tell them I said that.
Alright, for a dollar.
Hey, ghost.
If it costs $300 for an inner circle slot, how much do me and the lady have to pay to get a bag of one of your runny diarrhea shits?
Also, can you fart into the microphone?
I didn't have my pants off.
Also, this is disgusting, man.
The real turkey taters?
Stay strong, flexed biceps, ghost.
You can do it, I believe.
Folded hands in you.
I appreciate it, dude.
Turkey Taters.
I'm not even kidding.
Zero likes on old streams.
What the hell's going on, man?
What are y'all doing to my likes, man?
Bag it.
You son of a bitch.
All right.
I'm a normie.
I'm not a normie.
I'm not a normie, asshole.
I'm going to end this, bro.
I can't keep on doing this.
I got somebody that donated for $2 shitty cum squats.
I mean, I'm supposed to keep doing this.
I'm a brapper sore.
Look at this.
Pause my norm hole.
Pause my norm hole.
You sick son of a bitch.
Pause my norm hole.
God damn it.
You disgusting piece of crap.
Hey, ghost, in all seriousness, this is becoming harder to listen to.
I wish you good luck.
I'll see you around.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm trying to do a show.
I'm trying.
The world?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
What was that spamming crap the world?
Oh, yeah.
Speaking of the zero likes, that might have been me.
My bad.
God, Shackler, you're a piece of trash.
Is what you are.
Baguette fest.
Stop it, man.
It's okay to end this show.
I'm going to end this goddamn show, if you don't believe me.
I'm going to end this goddamn show.
For Christ's sake, Ghost, are you going to talk about the gun control bill both sides agreed on in the Senate?
I would be getting to that, man, but I'd be in trolled wolf.
Showless ghost is all bark and no bite.
Can't bite with no teeth, you asshole.
Can't bite with no teeth.
Oh, troll one Deci, just shut up, man!
Just shut up!
Everybody, just shut up!
Everybody, just shut the hell up!
Oh, man.
Ghost, you are a wolf among sheep.
You're a badass.
Man, thank you, Turkey Taters.
I'm glad.
I'm glad somebody can see the manly dominance that I'm throwing around this internet like it ain't shit.
Oh, God.
I should end this fucking broadcast, man.
I'm not even kidding, man.
This is getting out of hand.
And I'm tired.
I'm just, I'm just so tired, man.
And the show, you normie.
You're going to keep pushing me, right, huh?
You're going to keep pushing me, huh?
You're going to keep pushing me.
I'll do it.
I'll goddamn do it, man.
I can't believe that you all have ruined my Baller Friday, man.
You people have ruined my goddamn Baller Friday.
This is the first Baller Friday of March 2019, man.
I'm a hamboing, man.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, man.
I don't understand.
The heart of the cards is with you, Ghost.
Use your offensive deck, like you mentioned, to win.
I do have the most dangerous offensive deck in Yu-Gi-Oh!
Man, don't don't test me, man.
All right?
Go shove it up your ass.
I got the Japanese secret cards, baby, in Japanese writing, man, that got superpowers, man.
Give me my drink and shut up in the chat room If I leave, you don't win shit.
Albin Smelly colomostomy bag.
Shut the hell up.
I don't have a colostomy bag, man.
Jesus, can't you all just leave me alone, man?
Remember the Normalamo?
Deserter Dessey!
Shut the fuck up!
All of you!
Just shut up!
TCR equals Alex Jones for Normie's man.
Just shut up, man.
Please just leave me alone, man.
Wait, did we win already?
No!
We know how this song and dance are calling it now.
You didn't win shit, Trump!
No, Toothless threats, man!
No, man!
No!
Gaming Training Stream00:08:34
If Jackler was great, why isn't there a Jackler too?
That's a good question, canned abuser.
That's a goddamn good question, man.
Don't end it.
Don't give in to them.
You're stronger.
I got your back.
Man, thank you, Turkey Tayers, man.
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
Hail Normaler!
You son of a bitch!
So you won't play games anymore since the Genesis, but you'll play a children's card game like Ugeo?
Pathetic, play a man's game like Magic Sagada.
Shut up, that freaking panda!
I'm buying my goddamn gaming PC!
I'm telling you!
I'm buying it, and when I get it, I'm gonna own you, trolls, man.
I'm gonna start training in gaming, all right?
I'm gonna start training in gaming, man, and I'm gonna own you, trolls, man.
I'm getting a fucking i98 core, baby, 64 gigabytes of RAM, and instead of the 1080, we're getting the 2080 TI.
That's $800, baby.
You understand me?
I'm gonna kick all your trolls' asses, man.
I'm not kidding around.
I'm getting the best of the best of the best PCs so I can whoop your asses.
So I can whoop your asses for Christ's sake.
You're goddamn right.
I'm not even joking, man.
I am going to get the best of the best PCs, and I'm going to kick your ass.
All right.
I want to see you try, Normie.
You're just fucking weight, man.
You just goddamn weight.
All right.
It's going to come in.
It's being built right now, you son of a bitch.
What is this?
Can you even afford a 1080?
I didn't think your Obama PC.
Shut your ass.
I'm getting a 2080 TI, you son of a bitch.
A 2080 TI, GTX.
Happy Baller Friday, Ghost.
Don't let these Stunads get to you.
Can I get a shout out?
Tony the shitwalker?
Okay, great.
What the hell is that?
Jackler gun control.
Democrats took a victory lap this week as their new majority passed two priority gun control measures.
That isn't going to even make it on the bill.
That's not even going to make it on the docket on the Senate, asshole, all right?
All right, shut up.
I'm not kidding around, man.
I'm going to get a badass.
I'm getting the best of the best that money can buy right now.
All right.
All right.
I didn't order the 1080 yet.
I consoled and I talked about it a little bit.
I want the best of the best.
I want the i9, 8-core.
All right.
Everybody's asking, everybody's saying, hey, ghost, you should get the i7 or i5.
You'd still be able to run whatever you have to run, even if you have a 2080.
Yeah.
Did you hear about the exploit of the i5s and the i7s that were put out for Christ's sake?
I mean, some hacker could exploit your whole goddamn system, you son of a bitch.
I9, 8-core, 64 gigabytes of RAM, 2080 TI GTX NVIDIA.
I mean, we're going to kick some ass.
As a matter of fact, I'm getting one of these huge, like, these huge, like, like, what is it, a 42-incher or some shit, like, that, that bends, you know, the monitor that bends, that curves for Christ's sake.
I'm getting serious.
I'm getting serious into gaming.
We're not joking around.
I'm not kidding around.
I'm going to kick your ass.
All right.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
Give me my goddamn.
Give me my beer.
I need some beer.
I need some more goddamn beer, man.
The i9 is not susceptible to freaking Cashmere, whatever the hell your name is.
You don't know your ass from your elbow.
All right?
Oh, shove up your ass.
Jesus Christ.
Give me my goddamn beer.
I'm getting the best of the best, man.
Okay.
I'm not even kidding.
Okay.
And when I become a serious gamer, because look, I'm going to do some training.
I'm going to do some training on some games.
And when I do some trainings, you guys are going to get your ass whooped.
You understand?
You guys are going to get your ass whooped.
And that's just the way it is.
All right.
And by the way, I want to make sure that I'm VR ready.
All right.
I want to have my show in a virtual reality setting.
Okay.
That's another reason why I want to get the best of the best computers, man.
I want a virtual world.
I want us to have this conversation in the ghost bar, in the ghost virtual bar, baby.
You know what I mean?
Where I'm on a stage and everybody's just having to listen to my avatar and everybody's just sitting there.
And if somebody gets up, I can just virtually just smack you in the face and kick you out of my bar virtually, baby.
You understand?
Well, you know what?
That doesn't sound good because then everybody's going to do it.
It's going to be a big fucking bar brawl.
And that's all the virtual reality is going to be.
It's just going to be a big virtual bar.
You know what?
Never mind.
Forget it, man.
Forget it.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
Pause my gamer hole.
Just go shove it up your ass.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm getting the best of the best computer.
What is this?
But the real Turkey Taters.
He's such a kiss ass.
Shut up, Jackler.
All right, just shut your mouth.
Buy that for a dollar.
Glory hole at the ghost bar.
Glory hole at the.
You assholes are.
You people piss me off, man.
And let me tell you something.
I'm going to do a game stream once I look, I'm not going to transition to it very quickly because I got to do some goddamn training for some gaming.
But once I do a game stream, okay, I'm going to be game streaming.
And depending on the game, you know, I'm going to own you assholes on the stream.
How you like that, huh?
Huh?
How do you like that?
And any of you stream snipe me, you're in trouble.
All right?
I'm going to be like ninja for Christ's sake.
If you stream snipe me, I'm going to tell Twitch and say, hey, Twitch, this son of a bitch is stream sniping me.
Ban him.
No one cares.
Normie, just die.
Go shove it up your ass.
I'm going to be like ninja.
I'm not even kidding.
Why do you think ninja's ninja?
You know, oh, old ninja has it.
Oh my god, he stream sniped me.
Go ahead and ban him.
Go ahead and ban him.
Son of a bitch.
All right.
And by the way, I'm going after Dr. Disrespect.
I'm going after Ninja.
I'm going after all these sons of bitches.
I'm going to own them.
I'm going to own them all.
It's going to be a ghost gaming world, baby.
Shut up, Jackler.
That's right, the real turkey taters.
You're goddamn right.
Freaking ninja.
I got your ninja.
Watch for the emote.
Watch for the emote.
What the hell are you talking about, ninja?
All right.
I'm taking them all on.
All right.
I'm taking them all on, and I am going to kick the living bee Jesus out of them.
Now, listen, I'm going to still be doing, and look, I'm not going to go right into gaming.
I got to do some training first.
You know, I'm going to do some training.
But I'm going to be doing the gaming show probably on Saturday.
Probably on Saturday.
So somebody in the chat room saying, I dare you to fight Poodie Pie.
Poodie Pie is a weak punk.
He's a weak Swedish cuck.
His country is bowing down to jihadis, for heaven's sake.
Albin's enormous bitch titcha.
Shove it up your ass.
All right.
Go shove it up.
Give me my freaking drink.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Spawn camp ghost XL.
Let me tell you something.
You assholes better not be camping.
I hate campers.
All right.
Own them in Minecraft LOL.
No, no, no, no.
I'm talking.
Look, I'm not a camper.
You know, I've never been a camper.
All right.
I hate campers.
Death to campers.
Primitive Augmented Reality00:12:51
Okay.
Seriously, on all war games, death to goddamn campers.
I go right into the mix of it, baby.
I want to go and hit just right hand-to-hand combat.
I'm not even kidding, Iran.
All right.
So I'm telling you right now, if you're a camper, you're a piece of trash.
All right.
You're a freaking noob if you're a camper.
All right.
I'm not a camper.
All right.
Campers are the cancer of goddamn gaming.
I go right into the mix for Christ's sake.
All right.
Don't call me a camper.
Let me tell you something.
When I was playing America's Army, that was the last game I ever played.
When I was playing America's Army, it was free.
You could be able to download it from the Department of Defense.
I used to kill campers, and every time I killed them, I would say, noob down.
Noob down.
Noob down.
You're goddamn right, you son of a bitch.
Here's my goddamn drink.
Noob down.
Noob down.
I love it, man.
I can't wait.
I can't wait, man.
I can't wait.
I can't wait.
Now, look, I'm getting this computer built.
Okay.
And it's got the best of the best.
I want the best of the best.
I'm even going to order.
I don't know whether I should order the Vive or the Oculus Rift.
I am going virtual.
We're going all out, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
We're going all out here.
No joke.
I buy that for a while.
Campers ruin my little campers ruined my little pot.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Who the hell?
What the hell is that supposed to be?
I buy that for a dollar.
Call of Ghostler Vietnam.
Go shove it up, your ass.
Now, I got a mixed review here in the chat room.
Look at some people are saying, hey, the Oculus Rift is the best.
We've got others saying, hey, 100% the Vive or the Viv.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
But I'll tell you this: PC is the master race of gaming.
I have to agree with somebody who donated text-to-speech last broadcast.
You console gamers, get in with the now, man.
Get in with the now.
That's why I've never bought a con.
The last console I ever bought was the Sega Dreamcast, the most underrated console ever to be built.
The Sega Dreamcast, if you want my opinion, some of their games look better than the consoles that are being built today.
I'm just saying.
All right.
I'm just saying.
Jesus Christ.
I don't mean to be talking gaming to you people, but I'm just trying to tell you, man, I am building a badass gaming computer, and I'm going to be able to take it all out.
I mean, I'm going to be able to stream it too.
I want to get a powerful computer also.
And the reason I'm saying this is because I read an article recently that OBS, which is the system that I'm using to stream with you guys on right now, they've just recently updated their software to integrate very easily with the modern-day NVIDIA graphics cards.
Like, you know, the higher end, obviously.
So that you don't have to have a dual computer situation to stream gaming.
Because right now, you got to have two computers to stream gaming.
You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Adolph G-H-O-S-T-L-E-R-Yukin.
That statement is not true.
What?
See, normally, if you go one Ontario, one with another wrestler, you got a 50-50 chance of winning.
What the hell are you talking about?
Attila is best girl.
What the hell's that mean?
You have shitty taste?
What the hell?
Why?
Why?
Because I like the Sega Dreamcast.
The Sega Dreamcast rocked, man.
I mean, look, I hate to use the word Sonic the Hedgehog, but that Sonic the Hedgehog game was bomb.
I mean, you know, that was a badass Sonic the Hedgehog game.
Oculus sucks because Facebook.
There's your answer.
Enough said.
Well, that's a good point there, fake jackler.
That's right.
The Facebook did buy the Oculus Rift.
That's a very good point.
But anyway, like I said, I'm thinking about buying just everything, the full smear, baby.
You know what I mean?
We're going full throttle.
Ghost is going into gaming, baby.
All right.
I mean, we're going full throttle.
Full throttle.
All right.
You know what?
Now that we've calmed down a little bit, you see, you know, I've noticed whenever I talk about games, all of a sudden, the trolls stop slowing down.
It starts slowing down a little bit.
So anyway, man, look, I got a mixed review here.
I got a mixed review between Vive or the Viv or Vive, whatever, and Oculus Rift.
Ghost is going into gaming.
Shut up, asshole.
All right.
Shut up.
I'm not kidding around.
All of a sudden, I get less trolls when I'm talking about gaming.
Isn't that very interesting, huh?
Very, very interesting.
What we have here.
Very interesting.
I need a freaking tissue, for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
Man, I've had a lot of beers, man.
Look at all these freaking cans, all this freaking place, man.
I think it's time to break out some devil's lettuce.
All right.
Hey, it's Baller Friday.
Don't judge me.
All right.
All right.
Don't judge me.
All right.
It's Baller Friday.
What is this?
Did you ever play Phantasy Star Online on Dreamcast?
Phantasy Star?
No, actually, I didn't, man.
I thought I had all the games.
I never played that game.
Stick to Pokemon Go Hambo.
pokemon guy you fuck i mean i hated that trend I hated that augmented reality crap.
That was like primitive augmented reality.
You know, hey, I'm on my phone.
And look, I'm going to go look for Pokemon.
That was ridiculous.
All right.
That was the most pathetic game.
I can't believe people went for it.
Hey, look, I got another Pokemon.
And then they had shit called Pokemon Trainers.
Pokemon Trainers.
I'm glad some of these people that were out there at like three in the morning looking for Pokemon got jumped by, you know, undesirables.
I'm just saying, man.
You're out there with all this goddamn electrical technological equipment, you know, phones and this and that.
And you're looking for Pokemon.
And then, you know, you got the undesirables that come out at night going to do jack moves.
Lock your windows.
I'm going to come for you.
I'm going to take you to Neverland.
And I'm going to rip those teeth out.
I'll take you to the clock room.
My words.
And I'll make sure you give me those teeth.
Why do they call you Captain Hit?
Because you have a curved penis?
Pokemon Go in my wheelchair?
Shove it up your ass.
The reason I say that is because.
Hold on.
Here's Jack Rose, for Christ's sake.
I'm going to tell you all that.
This gaming is pretty interesting because far more of us can relate to it in this day and age.
Joking aside, what main games are you looking to get into?
I don't know yet.
Apex Legends, I'd present.
I want to be honest with you.
In the gaming stream, what I'm planning on doing.
Broken belt on Pokemon.
What I'm thinking about doing is like, you know, if somebody donates a certain price, I'll purchase whatever game they want.
Now, the Inner Circle has said, don't do that, Ghost, because some of these people are going to donate so that you are forced to purchase anime gaming and, you know, do like weird, sick-ass games.
Because they're sick games from what I understand.
I didn't realize that.
So I don't know yet.
I really don't know.
That's a very good question.
I have no idea what game I'm going to go into first.
I have no idea.
Pokemon Go is all you're capable of.
Shut up.
Are you kidding me, man?
I used to game, baby.
All right.
I bought the Nintendo, the original Nintendo, and I was the first person in my subdivision to have it.
And I had everybody there.
It was a great time.
It was the 80s.
I missed the 80s.
But, man, I've been gaming for a while.
I just stopped gaming.
Play Neko Para uncensored.
You see, that's what I'm talking about.
The Inner Circle told me about these little sick twisted games that are, you know, sick and sexual related and, you know, borderline pedophilic.
And, you know, I don't want those.
That's not what I'm talking about, man.
Hey, ghost.
Ghost, if you get back into gaming, might I suggest playing Team Fortress 2?
You can use multiple classes like the Pyro that with recent updates can use a jetpack and a weapon that can literally kill via a backhand slap.
Give those trolls a whoopen.
Team Fortress 2.
All right.
Some people have been, you know, there's been a lot of games.
All right.
There's a lot of games.
Super Ghosty Brothers.
Hey, let me tell you something, man.
I would own anybody on any Nintendo game, on any Sega game, on any Sega Dreamcast game.
Is this YouTube that couldn't choose?
Shut up, man.
All right, shut up.
All right, look, I'm breaking out the devil's lettuce.
You people are pissing me off.
I was in a zone here.
I thought that we were having a dialogue with the gaming situation.
It's obvious that you son of a bitches are out here trying to trying to troll me.
So, I mean, I might as well break out the goddamn wacky tobaki for Christ's sake.
It's Baller Friday.
It's Baller Goddamn Friday for Christ's sake.
Why not?
Let me go ahead and break out the Vag Discharge or whatever the hell this damn weed's called.
What is this?
Super Denture 64.
Go shove it up your ass.
Console gaming is old, baby.
That's like a baby's toy now.
That's a baby's toy.
Man, this smells, man.
Oh, my God.
This smells pretty hard.
Whenever I open the bag, it just like engulfs the room in like a skunk smell or something, man.
It's pretty hardcore, to say the least, man.
Pretty hardcore.
I want to be honest with you guys, man.
I thought that we were going to have a better Baller Friday than this, man.
And it hurts me that you guys take so much gratification in hurting me.
You know what I mean?
Like, you take so much gratification in seeing me in like some misery, in seeing me in discomfort, you know, seeing me cyberbullied.
And I just, I don't know how to feel about that, man.
I really don't know how to feel about that, man.
That's why I have to be under the influence of all kinds of freaking substances just to palate this crap.
And look, I got people in the chat room saying that I'm becoming a pothead for Christ's sake.
Hey, look.
Hey, assholes.
I'm self-medicating.
Super Wheelchair Brothers.
Fuck you, asshole.
Listen to me, all right?
I'm self-medicating.
Do you understand me?
I'm self-medicating.
The stuff that I'm getting, even though I'm getting it from a now, another game you might like, depending on your taste of games, it's Fortnite Save the World, not the Battle Royale side.
That's a bit dull after all this time, but Save the World is actually quite interesting to Fortnite, dude.
50% off should comes around.
Fortnite, man.
I don't know if I can do a Fortnite.
I've looked at gamers playing Fortnite Live, and I'm like, what?
What the hell is this?
Why?
I mean, it's not even attractive gaming-wise, man.
I mean, I can only imagine playing it.
Here, I'm building an imaginary fort so I can so I can be behind, and then I'm gonna use the crack within the fort to try to kill my enemy.
It's just it's fucking pathetic, man.
It's horror.
I don't like Fortnite at all, man.
Ghost, I have a prostate infection.
Please help.
Jesus Christ.
Well, I don't know what to tell you, man.
Go to the doctor.
Go to the doctor for Christ's sake.
The legend of Ghostler, asshole.
Come on, man.
Don't call me Ghostler, man.
Seriously, that's not a joke.
I'm serious, man.
Stop calling me Ghostler.
That's not funny, man.
I'm on YouTube now.
Bladder Release Break00:15:15
All right.
I'm in the big time.
I'm on YouTube.
Donald Rumsfeld.
This show is brought to you by Neocon Gang.
We protect, we attack.
Shut up.
I'm not a goddamn neocon.
Go shove it up your ass.
I'm not a neocon, man.
Buy that for a dollar.
In Team Fortress 2, you even get to play as the engineer.
Set up sentry turrets.
Dispensers for health and ammo and teleports for you and your team.
Great class.
I've never played it.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know.
I guess.
I don't know.
But I'm telling you, man, I'm getting the best of the best computer.
I want the best of the best.
I want to be able to go right into VR because I think that's where we're going.
I want to be able to stream without having to do the dual, You know, the dual computer streaming and having to have a stream deck and all that.
I don't, I don't want to do that crap.
You know, I just want to be able to do what you know, do whatever I'm doing and do some gaming.
Here's Captain Hook again.
I'm not a hooked-shaped penis captain.
My metal hook's coming for those yellow piss stained teeth.
Mr. Sheen is going to hold you down.
And I'll take my hook off and put on my tooth-taking hook.
We'll take shoving up your ass.
And the reason I say that, Captain Hook, Ghostler Kart 64, shut up, man.
All right.
The reason I said that you had a hook penis there, Captain Hook, is because when I was in high school, there was a guy that, you know, he was kind of a cool guy within the school and whatnot.
And he got with this girl.
And this girl and him had sexual relations.
And for whatever reason, they broke up.
And this girl had no problem saying that this guy had a weird curved penis.
And she literally spread that throughout the school.
So whenever anybody saw this guy in the hallway, we would call him, Hey, Captain Hook, how you doing, man?
And he hated it, man.
He hated it.
I got screwed.
Shut up, man.
It's not funny.
I mean, the woman described his penis as like literally like curved.
It's like, it's like, it's got like literally a hook at the end.
As the end of the shaft and the head come together, there's like a little hook.
It's like a, it's like a little.
I'm sorry, man.
This guy, Captain Hook, had to deal with this for like three years.
Three years.
At some point, he finally just, you know, all right, that's my name now.
This is Captain Hook.
I'm sorry.
I had to say that, man.
I'm just saying.
I don't know, man.
He had a hooked penis.
Oh my God.
And she said that when she would like give him oral, that it felt like a marshmallow, like kind of just kind of swirling around in her mouth.
All right, that's enough.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Poop Tickler Jr.
Pooh Poop Tickler Jr. approves.
Give the engineer some wacky tabaky.
No, I can't.
I can't do that, dude.
I can't.
Are you kidding me, man?
The engineer's been pretty quiet.
And the reason is, is because of the kind of internet tomfoolery that you people have been inspiring him to do.
So he's doing his job right now.
So I'm just saying.
Anyway, let me load this bowl here.
What is this?
You bullied me for years and years and wouldn't stop.
The trolling you're getting now is Carl.
No way.
No, that's not the real Captain Hook.
Go shove it up here.
There's no way that's the real Captain Hook.
LOL, Captain Hook, that troll got roasted now.
I mean, come on.
I'm serious.
We called some dude Captain Hook for three years.
Ghostler Party 3.
What the hell does that mean?
What the hell does that mean, man?
Here's Jackler.
What kind of games are you into?
Adventure, horror, puzzle?
I don't know, man.
Anything that's cool, man.
Anything that'll be cool for heaven's sake.
Man, now, Jesus Christ, y'all are all talking about freaking phallics.
Y'all have this like pennis fetish.
Y'all keep talking about pennis.
And now, all of a sudden, I got to drain the main vein for Christ's sake, man.
I got all these freaking beers for Christ's sake, man.
I got a freaking full bladder.
And now I've got to release a little bit of this bladder here, man.
I got to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage because of all this crap, man.
And shut up that somebody in the chat room said drain the main hook.
I don't have a freaking hook.
There's no hook going on.
Don't shove it up, your ass.
All right?
I'm not, I mean, I got a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that'll go up your girl's snatch pipe and come out her mouth, baby.
You understand?
I'm not even joking.
I mean, I'll go through your whole.
Never mind.
I shouldn't even be talking about this for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm going to take the rest of this.
And I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to drain the main vein.
I got to, man.
Albin's curved.
He has a curved penis from overuse of catheters in his.
Don't shove it up, your ass.
That wasn't me.
I wasn't Captain Hook.
Shut up, asshole.
Shut up.
For Christ's sake, what is this?
Punch Ghost's bladder.
That's not funny, man.
I mean, I could piss like a racehorse right now, man.
You can hear me, like, you know, in the chair, just, you know, I'm wiggling.
I'm shaking.
I'm doing the piss dance.
You know, like I'm waiting in line at a long ass bar, and everybody's got to take a shit and piss.
I mean, I'm doing the piss dance right now, man.
All right.
And shut up.
I'm not in a wheelchair.
Shut up.
Bring the mic with me.
For Christ's sake, you guys are sick, man.
No way I'm not going to do that.
No way.
No way.
What is this?
Hey, it me, the Penylomet, calling from Jakarta, Indonesia.
Happy Baller Friday and fuck Kamuna Sperney.
I don't know what the hell is.
Hey, cheers to Indonesia.
Drain the 1.5-inch hook.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Hey, engineer, can you hook me up, man?
Can you hook me up?
Can you hook me up?
Smoke the wacky T-A-B-A-C-K-Y while he's away, engineer.
Shut up!
Don't give the engineer any ideas!
Shut up!
Ghost loves his hook.
Look, shut up, man.
Shut up.
I didn't even mean to say that story.
I knew you goddamn trolls would be sitting here and bombarding me with all these hook jokes.
All right, shut up.
I gotta drain the main vein, okay?
And I guess, because we're already two hours and 24 minutes in, I guess when I come back, I'll smoke a little wacky tobacco.
And guess what?
I guess we'll go into some radio graffiti and two.
Hail Hookler.
Shut up the fucking goddamn goddamn I got your hookler.
All right, I should have never told you that story, man.
You see, this is what I get trying to be candid with you people, man.
This is what I get for trying to have candid conversations, serious conversations with you people, telling you about my life.
You turn it into a troll, and you turned it into a troll so you could troll me, man.
I mean, come on, man.
Come on.
I've got to drain the main vein, man.
All right.
What is this?
Hook penis for a hook nose?
Hook penis.
Shut up.
Damn it.
Shut up.
Shut up, or I'll end the show.
Shut up.
Shut up, or I'll end this goddamn show.
I'm not joking.
The hook show?
Shut the hell up, you trolls, or I'll end it now.
I'll end this goddamn show now and no radio graffiti and no nothing.
No goddamn nothing if you keep this crap up.
God damn it, you sons of bitches, man.
I can't believe you, man.
God damn it, man.
All right.
Look, I gotta go.
I gotta go, man.
I'm gonna freaking.
I'm gonna freaking burst my bladder here.
What do you want?
Remember the hook, Lamo?
Damn it!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut the hell up!
Take me out of here, engineer, man!
I've got to drain the 15 and a half-inch John Holmes sausage!
I gotta drain the main vein, man!
Do you have the freaking music queued up, engineer?
And for all those that don't know, the music that I use for the intro and the music that I use for breaks, it's called insanity control.
What is this?
Pull the quick hook, ghost.
You son of a bitch.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
Thanks, Ghost.
This show is off the hook.
You son of a bitch, shut up!
Shut up!
God damn it!
Shut the hell up, man!
I'm gonna piss my pants.
I gotta go.
Shut up!
Stop donating!
Shut up!
End the show, coward!
I'll show you, coward.
Take me out, Egypt!
Oh my god!
I'm pro-choice because the abortion clinic next door gives away free blood diamonds fresh out of the woods.
Shut up, no teeth party.
Shut up, man.
Take me out, engineer.
And like I said, the music is called Insanity Control.
It is royalty-free.
It's on YouTube.
You got it, Engineer.
I got a piss, man.
You got it?
Hookler did not.
Hookler did nothing wrong.
Get me out, Engineer.
I'm going to break.
Don't go anywhere.
The yellow hookler of Texas?
Shut up, bitch.
Ah, damn it.
End it.
Use a hook knife.
Shut up, man.
Don't go anywhere.
I gotta go drain the main vein, man.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
I gotta go drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
Go ahead.
Put on insanity control, engineer.
I gotta get out of here for Christ's sake.
I gotta go.
All right, all right, let's go ahead and and we're we're back.
All right, I'm sorry, folks.
I I had to drain the main vein, you know what I'm saying?
And uh all right, now now we're all good.
Now we're all Captain Hook, what do you want?
Lock your hook with my gold hook.
We'll hooky e Daisy chain until Peter Pan comes.
Ah, man.
Come, come on, man.
Seriously, man.
Enough of this hook.
You can shine my 15 and a half inch metal hook.
I really do regret telling you about the Captain Hook story.
Smoking Wacky Tobacco00:13:11
I'm not even going to.
Let's hook Mrs. Ghost as a stop talking about my fucking family, all right?
Jesus Christ.
All right, now, before I get to the wacky tobacco, draining the 1.5-inch weenie.
Yeah, you wait, man.
I'm telling you, go tell your wife to come over here and let her check it out.
All right.
Hooking up the catheter, asshole.
I don't have a catheter.
All right, so shut up.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hooked on capitalism.
Shut up with the hook trolls, man.
Seriously.
Shut up with the hook trolls.
Hookler crooked penis.
Hookler crooked pen.
I just came back for Christ's sake, man.
Enough of this crap.
Jesus Christ, man.
I can't believe you trolls, man.
Now, before I start smoking the wacky tobacco, I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
More beer.
Let me hook myself up with some more beer.
Hold on.
Did I just say fucking hook again?
You see, man, I should have never have told you people about the Captain Hook story because now you assholes are never going to live it down, man.
You're never going to leave me.
It's just like the baguette thing.
Y'all don't ever let anything die.
You keep just revitalizing.
You keep putting it in my face, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Give me my.
Is there any more beer?
There's a little bit of beer left in this beer.
And let's crack open another goddamn beer because that's what we need for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Tooth fairy.
Stop talking about ghosts.
Once again, hook line and sinker.
Stop talking about my teeth, man.
I'm not even joking around.
I know you, man.
You people are mean magicians, man.
Y'all, you know, your collective weird ass freaking weaponized autism will make something happen to my teeth.
Hooked on cane toads?
Man, I thought we got rid of that the last broadcast, man.
I mean, cane toad.
What the hell's a cane toad?
Let me go ahead and get a drink.
All right.
All right.
I'm rubbing my hands together.
I'm doing the oive.
New the oive.
New the oyve.
What is this?
The Gookler show?
The Gookler.
Shut the hell up, man.
Let me get my freaking weed for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
I've already.
Hold on.
I packed a bowl.
I need a little bit more than that.
I need a little bit more.
I'm sorry.
I need a little bit more.
I need a little bit more.
Like I said, excuse me.
I get my tetrahydrocannabinol from a Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner out here in San Antonio.
And look, he gets it pretty good.
He gets some pretty good stuff, man.
Medicinal stuff.
This is called like vaginal discharge or something.
The last one was called Dick Cheese.
It's pretty good stuff.
And for you, what is this?
Hooked on crack.
Shut up, man.
This is tetrahydrocannabinol, man.
All right?
Tetrahydrocannabinol.
All right, put a little bit more in there.
Put some more area.
Put some more in there, man.
Let's smoke it.
All right.
Let's smoke it.
It's Baller Friday, and you damn troll terrorists and cyber vermin have already ruined it, man.
You've already ruined it.
So, why not?
Why not, man?
Why not?
What is this?
Ghost hooked on a regular.
This ain't a Reagano, baby.
These are big-ass buds, man.
Big-ass colas.
You know what I mean?
Spice things up with music.
Hold on just a second.
Spice things up with me.
You don't understand.
I get the weaponized marijuana.
That's the kind of shit I get.
Press C if it's crack.
It's not crack.
All right.
It's the grade A tetrahydrocannabinol.
Give some to engineer.
I'm not going to give any to engineer, man.
Are you kidding me?
I'll be people will be calling like authorities if I gave it to engineer.
All right.
Asho, the weed plug.
No, man.
Asho.
No, man.
No, it's not Asho.
As a matter of fact, cheers to Asho if he's out there, man.
You know?
And by the way, your brother Asho, I still owe him a damn digital backhand because he's a piece of leftist trash.
What the hell is this?
Are you hooked on a feeling, ghosty?
Also, don't spill your tetrahydrocannabinol at your body.
Hey, I did that by accident because I was too busy bitching at you people the last show.
I'm not going to spill this crap.
This crap costs a lot of money.
You know how much a goddamn quad costs me out here?
A quad cost me like $125 for some medicinal droe, you know, with the crystals.
I'm not kidding because it's illegal in Texas, man.
So, like, I'm hooking up some Mexican kids' family right now.
I'm not even kidding around.
I'm hooking up some Mexican kids' family so he can have burritos to, you know, give his family every morning, man.
I'm providing, aside from me trying to consume my own vice, I'm also helping the community out.
You know, I'm helping the community out.
Anyway, I'm hooking it up.
I'm hooking it up with this shit.
Anyway, shit, fucking hooking it up.
You assholes, man.
Let me go ahead and take my first hit from the devil's lettuce, the wacky tobacco, the reefer, the pot, marijuana, grass, etc.
Let's do this, all right.
And by the way, Bic Lighters, step your game up, all right?
Oh, yeah.
I buy that for a dollar.
You hooked on squirts.
Go shove it up your ass.
You gotta hold it in.
You gotta let it hit the brain.
You gotta hold it and let it hit the brain.
I buy that for a dollar.
Glad I could fund your teeth rotting substances.
Really?
I mean, all the shit I'm doing is like teeth rotting.
Is that for real or is Jackly trolling?
Ghost barely know how to spoken.
He should try hooked on phonics.
I know how to spoken, asshole.
All right.
Sit there and shut your ass.
I mean, seriously, does like drinking beer and smoking tetrahydrocannabinol like mess your teeth up?
It's real.
Jesus.
I know, man.
Something's going to happen to my teeth, man.
I could feel it, man.
You people are pieces of crap, man.
I could feel it, man.
It's you people that are going to meme it into reality, man.
You're going to meme it into reality.
There we go.
You got to put one more hit.
You got to let it hit the brain.
You got to let it hit the brain.
Ah, shit.
Yeah.
Oh, that was a lot, man.
Oh, my mental.
That's got me tearing up.
Oh, my God.
You need a tissue, man.
I hate a tissue, man.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, man.
All right, I feel better.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm sorry, man.
Hooked on dentures.
Shove it up your ass.
All right.
I've had a couple of hits.
I've had a couple of hits.
Stop donating.
Choked on Captain's hook.
Shut up about the Captain Hook crap.
That's one of the small amount of things that I wasn't actually joking about.
Why?
I did tried to warn you to stop for the sake of your teeth, but you didn't want to listen.
Can't say I didn't try.
Are you just for real?
You know, I'm drinking beer.
I'm smoking weed.
This could rot my teeth out, or something can happen to my teeth.
I don't believe this shit.
You people are trolling.
Anyway, listen, let me take one more hit, and I guess we'll get to Rady Graffiti.
It's already two hours and 40 minutes.
Already two hours and 40 minutes in.
Hook me harder.
Can y'all shut up about the hook?
You know what, man?
I can never be candid.
I can never tell you guys about things, right?
I mean, y'all are just going to troll me for life.
You know what I mean?
Seriously, y'all are just going to troll me for life about anything that I tell you.
I think it's sad, man.
You know?
Albin's teeth falling out.
Shut up, all right?
Just shut your mouth.
I've got my teeth.
Listen.
You hear that?
That's my teeth.
Jesus Christ, give me a freaking more smoke here.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Let me hit the marine.
There it is.
What is this asshole?
Fuck you, ghost.
Fuck you, fairy faggot accent.
And fuck your handkerchief radio show.
I'm drunk off my ass, and I want you and your retarded ass engineer to go right to hell.
I hope Satan fucks you right in your fairy faggot ass.
Well, I don't know if he's going to do that.
You know, me and Satan, we kind of.
We saw you hooked on weed.
We're outside your door.
Hands up.
You have the right to be aware of that.
That's not funny, asshole.
Whoever trolled that Satan told me your PD shit, that's not funny at all.
That is completely not funny.
As far as the Satan say, hey, Satan, do you have something to say, you know, to this asshole who's saying that, you know, Satan this or what?
What do you have to say to that?
I have something to say to all of you that are out here trying to besmirch the great name of ghost.
You have to understand.
Hold on, here's Asho.
Hey, Teethler, this is Asho.
We Mexicans contaminate your weed with high doses of the herbicide paraquat because you're a jelly ass hambone with yellow rotten teeth and a smell.
Shove it up your ass.
Hey, Asho.
That's not the real Asho, by the way.
First of all, I don't get the kind of weed that was shoved up some Mexican's ass to get smuggled into this country.
I get the good stuff, all right?
I get the good stuff.
Templance, Kevlar.
That's not funny, asshole.
That's not funny.
Hey, uh, hey, uh, can you please go on, Satan, and tell these people what they're doing?
Yes, I am telling you what you are doing.
You are doing my bidding.
And I am Satan.
And by the way, Jeffler, keep donating.
You are contributing to the God evil that I am trying to spread around this world.
I want you all to take Satan because I am he and I am in front of thee.
So bow to Satan.
All right, Jackler, okay, ghost lives in Sandy Hook or whatever the hell.
all sit there and bow to me anyway as you can see you know don't be threatening Satan at me Hey, Satan, you know, you and me, we got a deal going on, right?
I don't know if you have a deal with me, Ghostler.
But one thing I do know is that you know the secrets, and I can't trick you like the rest of the human race that should be the equivalent of an animal.
You, ghost.
You are somebody that sees things that you're not supposed to fucking see.
You're somebody who hears things that are not supposed to be heard.
You're the person that's telling things that are not supposed to be told.
And I shall tell you this, Ghostler.
You shall sit there and stop what you're doing.
Because why are you doing it, Ghostler?
Do you think that you're helping out the people?
Look at the people.
They hate you.
They want to see you dead.
They want to see pain inflicted upon you.
Psychological Warfare00:05:24
Why?
Why should you even care about these people?
From what I know, the only part that would cause actual oral damage is smoking because of the carcinogens being produced by the burning material you inhale and may lead to gum disease from long-term use.
Things like alcohol, though I have yet to see damage.
Man, good God.
So all this stuff is bad for the teeth?
You know, I mean, I mean, where's the fun, man?
How come nobody's, where's the fun, man?
Sandy Hook bullet earbook.
Shut up, asshole.
Listen to me.
Where's the fun, man?
How come everything that's fun like destroys your body, man?
It's sad.
It's freaking sad.
Why does everything that you enjoy, like booze and smoke and sex, why is it just bad?
Why is it?
Because God doesn't like you, ghost.
Don't you understand that?
He is trying to be some kind of a sick lawyer.
He created you and made the damn rules completely opposite to your instincts.
And he's sitting back laughing his fucking ass off in heaven somewhere while you're sitting there wondering what the hell you're supposed to do.
He's a sadist!
You are such a bad dragon, aren't you?
Gum I knob PLS daddy.
Shut up, man.
Ghost the toothless dragon.
Shove it up your ass, all right?
Good God.
And see, man, now you got Satan, like, you know, talking garbage to me.
Anyway, listen, let me take this.
Let me take one more drink.
Take one more smoke and then we're going to radio graffiti.
Hey, listen, anybody else who says boring in the chat room, I have radio graffiti on right now.
Anybody who says boring, you can go and target and venture frustration at them because they're the ones that are going to end radiograffiti.
All right, I'm out of here.
All right.
You're going to say boring?
No radio graffiti.
How you like that, huh?
How you like that?
How you like that?
Huh?
Here, you're going to have to sit back and hear me smoke now for another goddamn 30 minutes.
Tell you like that, huh?
Huh?
You're gonna have to listen to me smoke, and maybe I'll have a little bit of a confession to you, sons of bitches, right?
Maybe I'll start confessing things to you, huh?
Maybe it'll be like, if you're so evil, why don't you prove it by saying, Faggot?
Show us your ultimate power, master.
Child sacrifice for ghosts.
Boring.
Shut up, man.
You keep calling me boring.
I'll get the hell out of here.
All right.
It's going to be 11:30 p.m. Central Standard Time right here in San Antonio, Texas.
I could go to a goddamn bar right now.
I could take Mrs. Ghost out.
We could go still have some goddamn beers and chicken wings.
But no, I mean, why?
What?
I'm supposed to give radio graffiti, you sacks of crap, or you treat me like this, you goddamn sack of crap.
No radio graffiti means we win.
You don't win shit!
Shut up!
You don't win nothing!
All right, I don't know.
I'm tired of you assholes thinking that you're winning something, man.
You're not winning nothing.
Shut up, man.
26 to 1.
You don't win nothing, man.
I win.
I win.
I'm ghost, man.
I deserve some respect.
11 years of an internet broadcasting career I've had.
God damn it.
I get no respect, man.
No goddamn respect, man.
Oh, my God.
Why do I do this show, man?
Boring bitch ghost.
You fucking asshole.
I've got your bitch.
All right?
I've got your bitch.
So shut up.
Just shut up, man.
Just shut up.
I want to get out of here.
I don't even want to do radio.
I got Raider Graffiti on hold right now.
I don't even want to.
I don't want to.
What?
Calling Bluff and the show?
Calling Bluff and the show?
Calling Bluff?
Those who call ghosts boring are the type of person who don't have a girl.
I get it, man.
They're pieces of crap.
You're not calling anybody's bluff, okay?
Because I see what you're doing.
You're trying to get like psychological with me here.
Girlfriend and Tranny Talk00:10:43
Evil mirror.
Shove your, shove it up your ass.
You're a leftist piece of trash, evil mirror.
Leave and don't come back.
What?
Leave and don't come back.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
Father Ghost, I have sinned.
I've been with my GF for nine years and I love her a lot.
But lately, I started flirting with a transgendered woman and we've been having sex for the last three weeks.
I know it's wrong, but how do I repent and get through this?
I don't know if Father Ghost can-I don't know.
That's pretty trippy there, sinner.
Newer trolls, stop telling him to stop.
Radio graffiti is one of the main pillars of this show.
No way in hell did you trolls find your way here without hearing a good splice or two of this.
Here's Jackler, man.
Leave him alone and let people explain.
We've got Jackler laying the digital smacketh down on you trolls, baby.
Bedtime for Bonsiez.
I got your Z right here, okay?
Hey, Sinner, I want to talk to you about this situation in which you have a girlfriend and now you're having sex with a tranny.
What you should do.
Molested by father ghost.
Yeah, fucking shove it up your ass.
Look, you should either do one of two things.
Sinner, you should either break up with your girlfriend and be with a tranny because obviously you're banging this tranny back your girlfriend.
So, you know, if she's good enough, then just go ahead and take the tranny train, no pun intended.
Or if you're really hard up and you love your woman, but the tranny's kind of, you know, doing something for you sexually, why don't you just bring the tranny in?
Ask your wife, hey, can we, you know, let's do a third-party thing.
Let's do let's do a menage thing going on or something.
And, you know, either way, you get the truth is what I'm saying.
Either way.
Either way, you get the truth.
All right.
It is what it is.
All right.
I'm just saying.
All right.
Now, I'm just saying, okay?
Encouraging cucks.
How is that a cuck?
You know what?
How is that a cuck?
Let me think about that for a second.
How is that a cuck?
Look, you know, you see a girl and a tranny, right?
And it's in your.
Hold on, fighting line.
Hold on a second.
Hey, ghost.
Late to the show, but got a cold.
Hope your night is going well.
I'm a pledge PS4 user, but glad you're going to get into gaming, too.
I am getting into gaming.
Thank you, Fighting Line.
Hold on.
Albin the swinger.
No, listen to me.
I'm not.
Just shut.
That has nothing to do with me.
I'm just saying, this guy's saying that he's the boring show.
You'll suck it.
All right.
Listen to me.
This guy's saying that he is banging a tranny, even though he's got a girlfriend, right?
Now, obviously, he's got to break the news to the girlfriend.
He's got to say, hey, look, I'm going to leave you for this, you know, tranny or whatever, whatever the case might be, whatever.
Or you're like, hey, this is a tranny here.
She looks pretty good.
You can't tell if she's a chick or whatever, dude, whatever, whatever's tracking to her, and you're trying to tell the wife or the girlfriend.
And if the girlfriend says, hell no, well, then you pretty much got your answer, right?
The girlfriend or the wife is going to go away and you could be with a tranny, I guess, right?
I'm just saying, either way, you have to fucking tell the truth is what I'm saying, all right?
And by the way, is it, I mean, I don't know, is it cucking if you got like some tranny that looks like a girl with a girl and you're like there within the sexual, like, I guess, space of this situation happening and they're calling for your schlong?
I mean, what do you do in that situation?
That's, you know, are you supposed to be grossed out by that?
I mean, you know, like, you know, there's, there's a, there's a tranny that looks like a woman, right?
That looks like a woman with another woman that is, you know, let's just say for the sake of argument, these are beautiful.
These are both beautiful looking women looking, right?
Or beautiful women.
You know, should you be grossed out by that?
I don't know.
I mean, it's a very, that's some, you know, it's kind of weird.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I don't know what to say about that, man.
I don't know.
I don't know.
And I don't like tranny.
Shut up, man.
It's not cucking.
Trannies can't get hard.
Oh, really?
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that, for Christ's sake.
I don't know, man.
I'm just saying.
I don't know, man.
Anyway, either way, I was just trying to tell the gentleman that was asking a question, all right?
Hey, assholes, I'm not attracted to trannies, okay?
I'm just saying, you know, interesting situation, inappropriate for YouTube, inappropriate, all right, never mind.
All right, I guess it is inappropriate for YouTube, all right?
I guess it is inappropriate for YouTube, even though I've seen a YouTuber, you know, explain how to anal douche and, you know, whatever.
I guess it is.
Anyway, let me...
I'd buy that for a...
What is this?
In general, he's attracted to the feminine presentation of the trans individual.
But again, he needs to be straightforward and come clean.
If lucky, his GF wife may be into polyamory.
Well, it doesn't have to be polyamory.
Now, hold on just a second.
Albin's penchant for training.
Shut up, all right?
Just listen to me.
It doesn't have to be polyamory.
Remember, polyamory means that you want to bring in somebody that is in your life.
Like you, you know, it's like a relationship.
Like it's like a marriage with the all three of you.
What is this?
I got a mate who came out as a tranny.
I accepted her for her choices.
Well, I mean, you know, we're not talking about that.
All right.
I'm not even talking about that.
I'm talking about like the most passable, like the most passable tranny out there that looks like a woman.
You couldn't clock him if you were in the club, that kind of thing.
Okay.
And then you got like a chick who's just like a fucking fine-ass chick.
You know what I mean?
And they're getting together.
And it doesn't have to be polyamory.
Polyam.
Just get the girlfriend a strap on, problem solve.
Well, that is true.
That's another question that should have been asked.
That's a very good question.
Evil Mira being the leftist, this person understands.
Like, well, wait a minute.
Why does he like the tranny?
Okay.
Does he like the tranny because the tranny has a nine and a half and he may want to feel it, you know, massage his prostate through his colon?
Or is it because it looks like another chick and he can kind of do it like a chick, you know, in the dark?
No, that's a very, that's a very good question.
There it is right there.
That's a good question.
Connoisseur of Traps, tell us more about how you know about this.
I don't know about this subject.
I'm asking questions.
I'm just being candid here.
I have also been experiencing with a transsexual lately.
My problem is every time I net, I feel disgusted with it all and just get out of there.
But it is no joke that trannies give head on another level compared to most girls.
How do I leave the BJS behind?
What the fuck are you talking about?
I didn't say this.
Wait a minute.
Hold on just a second.
Trans rights, okay?
No, listen to me.
Listen, I don't, father me ghost, you're just being a degenerate.
You know, you're just, you're just being a degenerate, man.
You know, you're not trying to be with, you know, you're not trying to be with some tranny.
You don't like this.
You're just going over there to get your knob slobbed and that's it.
I mean, you know, what kind of advice do you want from that?
It's just, it is what it is.
Stop getting your knob slobbed over there and tell your girlfriend, hey, slob my knob.
I mean, give me a break.
This guy over here is saying that he's been having a sexual relations with a tranny and he's had a girlfriend and he doesn't know what to do.
And I'm just saying he should tell his girlfriend, hey, I'm, you know, doing this tranny over here.
You know, that's what I'm trying to say in the end.
You stupid trolls are taking it too far saying I like trannies now.
Now, you know, y'all accused me of being gay.
Now I'm a tranny lover.
And this is the guy who said that traps are gay, okay?
I mean, you know, like feminine males that are looking, you know, that's gay, dude.
You know, that's gay.
You know, I'm just saying.
So I don't understand what you guys are, what you guys are doing, man.
I don't understand.
I don't understand where you're thinking.
I don't understand your thinking, to be honest with you.
I don't understand your thinking.
Jesus Christ.
What kind of conversation?
You see where you're taking me here tonight, man, on a Baller Friday, man?
You think I want to be talking about fucking trannies and threesomes with trannies and polyamory?
And by the way, polyamory, that means that you want to move in a third party.
It doesn't have to be a tranny.
It can be another girl to be anything.
You want to move in a third party.
18 naked cow traps in the showers at Trans Ranch.
Shut the hell up, man.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
What is this, man?
It's surprising what hormones replacement therapy most are.
A can abuser.
Come on, man.
I'm not convinced.
The show sucks now.
Turn off text to speech for half of it and stop money whoring like a stripper dancing for singles and bring back the content.
Hey, asshole.
Hey, asshole.
This is what makes the interactivity of the show, kitty kins.
And I can't believe you said that.
I remember you.
You were from the fucking True Capitalist Radio chat room.
You used to be a cool guy.
Now, if you were in front of me, I'd give you a slap.
Texas is gay.
I'll go shove it up here.
Let me get my freaking, let me have some smoke.
You see, now you people are pissing me off.
All right.
Now you people are pissing me off.
Now, you don't even want, I don't even want to even do this radio graffiti now.
You guys are pissing me off.
You guys are pissing me off, man.
Adult Independence00:06:58
All right.
For 11 years.
For 11 years, my show has been interactive.
That's what's created the show, you jerk offs.
I mean, good God, man.
You guys are assholes, man.
You know what?
On that note, you know, I'm going to make you wait for Radio Graffiti.
Look, people are calling me some overgrown, big-nosed, pimple-faced, disgusting shecklegoblin.
And I really don't appreciate that one bit.
I don't appreciate that one bit.
But I tell you this.
I tell you all this.
I've got a list, and I'm marking you people down that are out here trying to call me these names.
And let me tell you, if you are a freaking goddamn gamer, I'm going to own your ass.
And let me tell you, it's going to be big time.
Whatever your online personality is, once I own you, I'm going to blast it all over the internet.
It's going to be embarrassing.
It's going to be embarrassing.
Can abuser, what would you do if your son or daughter came out as trans?
Well, I'm going to be honest with you.
If they were over the age of 18 and they were making their own living and they were able to suffice their own life, what difference does it make that I, what am I going to say?
You know what I mean?
I mean, if you're over the age of 18 and you're making your own living and you're a successful person and you want to come out as trans, you want to come out as a as a homo, what difference does it make what I say?
You're the man.
The Ray is 51 years old and was born on the 6th of October, 1967.
I don't even know what that is.
He is an NWO shield at West Hampton News.
He lives on this show kissing ghost.
But listen to me, man.
Once you're over the age of 18, you're an adult, okay?
You're an adult.
You're not within your realm of influence of family.
And I'm just simply stating that if, now, don't get me wrong, if I'm still supporting this person after 18, 19, 20, 25, if they're still living in my home, if they're still, you know, eating my food, they're not going out there doing their own thing.
Obviously, I would say, no, you're not bringing guys to blow in your room.
No, I'm not condoning.
That would be my, you want to know why?
Because I'm a capitalist, because I'm the one paying for everything.
You understand?
I mean, if I got a kid over the age of 18 that wants to do this and wants to do that, why don't you go out in the real world and support yourself and do whatever it is that you want to do?
That's the point in life.
I'm not going to sit here and support, you know, my son or daughter.
What is this?
It's perfectly possible to be trans and a successful capitalist.
Believe me, I know.
It's possible to be anything in me a successful capitalist.
I want to be completely honest with you, man.
I mean, listen, I guess I could say that because none of my children ended up becoming that.
But if they did, I mean, what am I going to do?
Even if I don't like it, what am I going to do?
What am I going to do?
They had their own life.
They're making their own living.
That's what America is about.
You know, when you make your own living and you're over the age of 18, you don't owe anybody anything.
You don't owe anybody anything, man.
You know, you don't owe your parents anything.
You don't owe your family anything.
You don't owe anybody anything.
That's the whole point of being 18 and being an adult.
You know, when you're an adult, it's like, man, fuck this.
I'm going to do my own thing.
I'm going to expand my own mind.
I'm going to try to do my own whatever, whatever it is.
That's the point in which you're an adult.
And, you know, it's funny that, you know, you can't drink, right, in some parts of the United States when you're 18, right?
You can't, I think you can't.
I think you got to be over 21 in most of the United States.
In Australia, it's 18 years old.
In European countries, it's even younger than that.
And what I don't understand is, is that 18-year-olds were willing to send them off to war.
Okay.
We're willing to send 18-year-olds to war.
And yet we can't let them drink.
We can't let them smoke.
Now all of a sudden, we've got these laws coming in.
That's why I'm telling all of you young people that are over the age of 18, if you're a capitalist, this is why I keep telling you, you have to be a capitalist.
Capitalist accords you the freedom of whatever you want to do.
If you want to be a trans, be a trans.
You got to pay for it.
You got to pay for it.
You got to sustain your living.
You've got to live with yourself.
I mean, you want to be gay.
You want to be whatever it is.
I mean, you've got to pay for it, man.
You can't expect to be homosexual, transgendered, pansexual, if you're living with your parents and you're over the age of 18.
You can't expect these people to just be like, oh, well, I just, everything's okay.
And I'm going to still support this person.
No.
That's why I'm telling you that there's a big difference.
You people are out here trying to suggest that I'm a social justice warrior cuck or something.
That's not the point.
This is America.
When you're 18 years of age and you're a capitalist and you make your own money, you can do whatever the fuck you want to do.
And that's what young people need to be put in their fucking heads.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter what you want to fucking do.
This is America.
You're free to do whatever you want to do.
But you, if you want the freedom to do it, you've got to support yourself.
And when you support yourself, you can do whatever the fuck you want, man.
But you can't live with your parents.
You can't live with your parents and think that they're supposed to support you because you're going into this endeavor of being trans and pans or homosexual or lesbian.
You can't expect them to do that.
That's your problem.
I mean, your parents have no obligation to you after 18.
Believe me, I learned that firsthand.
So that's why I'm telling you, you know, you young people should be focused on being independent instead of being a bunch of fucking, you know, I'm going to stay with my mommy until I'm 40 and 50.
So give me a goddamn break.
Anyway, give me some more.
As a matter of fact, you know, you people are making me so pissed I can piss.
Parents Have No Obligation00:03:19
You know what I mean?
You people are making me so pissed I can piss.
And I know, look, I'm looking right now.
I'm looking at the phone lines.
Everybody's ready for Raider Graffiti, but look at how you people treat me, man.
Three hours and eight minutes.
Look at this asshole.
All Ghostler's transve his toothless father's wheelchair down a flight of stairs and empty his colostomy bag over his head.
That is great.
You see this?
This is it.
You see, this is it right here.
Look at this.
Commies are.
I don't know if I agree or disagree with that.
I'm just saying, this is it right here, man.
This is it.
This is it.
All right?
Good God, for Christ's sake, man.
True bladder radio.
Hey, assholes.
Look at freaking all these goddamn cans I got all over the freaking place, man.
Two, four, six, eight, ten, ten beers I've been drinking.
I drank before I got here, man.
What is this?
What the hell is that?
I mean, I don't even understand what the hell that means for Christ's sake, man.
True neat radio.
Get a job, NEETs.
No one likes a freeloader.
I don't care what you do after 18, as long as you can goddamn afford it yourself.
What happens when all the major jobs become completely automatized?
This includes the retail sector.
It's already happening.
Anonymous manufacturing.
That's why you have to go and navigate your life in a way in which whatever money you're making, you have to use that money and make it work for you instead of burning it on, you know, things that are not going to get you anything, man.
Things that really don't make you feel good.
If you're going to spend your money on stuff, stall longer puppet.
Yo, shove it up your ass.
Listen to me.
I'm telling you, if you're going to spend your money on stuff and it doesn't make you feel good, then why are you doing it?
You know, most people that I know that buy these big materialistic widgets and they go out and do this, they're just empty inside, man.
I mean, you want to do something that makes you feel good, man.
I mean, this life was not meant for you to live in pain and fear for the rest of your life.
And believe me, it's a scary world out there.
Believe me, it sucks.
Reality sucks.
Life's a bitch.
But at some point, you have to realize, man, that, look, I'm not going to live in pain and fear.
And I'm going to do things that I'm going to want to do and that I genuinely like.
That genuinely brings joy to my life.
That genuinely makes me feel like, hey, I was excited and I'm going to wake up the next day.
And these are the things that people need to focus on.
So anyway, you know what?
You assholes in the chat room that are fucking calling, they're talking garbage to me, saying, Get to radio graffiti, you sheckle goblin.
The more you do that, the more time I'm going to, you know, talk about what I want to talk about.
All right, you understand that?
I mean, that's it.
And, you know, if you don't like it, well, you know what?
You can freaking.
Life Is A Bitch00:05:29
You know what?
I don't even want to tell you what you can do because you probably like it for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Honestly, all of you TTS new fags need to learn your fucking place.
You're ruining the show for those of us who actually put effort into what we splice or make for RG.
Oh, I truly wish I could staple each of your faces to a fucking beehive.
Whoa!
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Shots fired, baby.
Wow, wow.
You know what?
I know.
There's a lot of people right now waiting for radio graffiti, okay?
There's a lot of people right now rating graffiti.
And you know what?
You people in text-to-speech, you're ruining it for these people.
You're ruining it for them.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, they want their time too.
But you know what you do?
You sit here and you think that you're so cute.
Like Evil Mirror over here.
What is this?
Ghost is right.
My attempts to push people leftward and getting fascists dead or booted out brings me true joy and more people.
Go shove it up, your ass.
All right.
Go shut up, all right?
I want a German Shepherd to eat roadkill in its own poop and then barf all over my face as I'm restrained.
God, Jesus, man.
All right, listen.
Man, you people are pissing me off, man.
I can't believe you people are this fucking sick, man.
I mean, what kind of an audience do I have, man?
Seriously, I mean, this is disgusting.
This is disgusting.
Look, what is this?
Shut that autist up.
Listen, I'm going to go drain the main vein again, okay?
All right, I already got like 10 beers in me, and I'm about to crack open another one right here.
All right, so with that being said, we're going to have to take another break.
All right.
And listen, we would have been to Radio Graffiti by now, but unfortunately, you heard all the trolling.
You heard all the.
I'm not a lightweight asshole.
I'm not a lightweight.
I've drank 10 beers in three hours.
A little over that.
Three and a half, three forty-sorry.
Either way, radio graffiti is for the poor.
Oh, dude, don't do that.
No, no.
Radio graffiti is for the poor.
You asshole.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't, don't go there, man.
Seriously, don't go there.
I got to go to a break.
I can't.
Look, stop.
Everybody, stop this crap.
This is escalating into some shit that I don't want it to get into, man.
So everybody, stop.
All right.
Everybody in here, stop.
I got to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage again.
Listen, stop.
And don't go there again.
Don't go there again, man.
That's horrible.
That's goddamn horrible.
All right, engineer men.
I got to drain the main vein.
Can you hook this up really fast, please?
All right, I'll be right back, folks.
Don't go anywhere.
I got to drain the 15 and a half inch sausage that your girl is fantasizing about.
Do you understand?
All right, I'll be right back.
All right, go ahead, engineer.
God damn it.
Okay, let's do this fucking shit.
Take me off.
All right, we're cool.
All right.
I didn't want to leave y'all hanging that much, man.
All right.
I just had to drain the main vein a little bit.
Let me take one more hit.
One more hit of weed.
Three hours and 17 minutes.
I can't believe I make these shows go this long.
It doesn't even seem that long.
You know, once you start chugging and start doing the tetrahydro cannabinol, it's just most trolls tend to be jobless, likely on Obama phones, and likely still live with their parents, waiting for their first of the month government checks.
One More Hit of Weed00:07:54
Wank out to gay furry corn and their beta soy boys.
They should dedicate themselves to commit suicide.
Come on, man.
Come on, dude.
Let's not go there, man.
I mean, let's not start class warfare on this broadcast.
All right.
Seriously, this is where this is headed.
All right.
This is where this is headed, man.
Seriously, let's not start this crap.
All right.
We're all people.
All right.
On the internets, we're all people here.
There's no reason to go there.
All right.
All right.
Let me take this one hit here.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
Let it hit the brain.
Let it hit the brain, man.
All right.
Here we go.
And I don't want to hear the term troll war again.
Okay.
Seriously.
All right.
This show, unfortunately, has been a man.
I hate to say this, man.
It's been a pinnacle part of the troll wars in internet history.
You know, I'm not even kidding around.
So I don't want to hear that term again.
We're not going to war.
We're not doing this.
Okay.
Most trolls are NCPs, if you think about it.
Can abuser.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm not kidding around.
There's no reason.
Shut up in the chat room.
There's no reason to do this.
Just shut up.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Fluttermark 22.
Five years ago, I rode my bicycle to Texas.
It took me three months to get here from Maryland.
I was having a hard time back home.
I came to Texas to have a better life.
Sure, you do have a better life, right?
No, shut up.
All right, that's enough.
We're going to radio graffiti.
There's no troll.
I'm not acknowledging the troll war.
That was not a good memory.
You know, unfortunately, we were a part of all, I think, all of them.
I think we were a part of all of them, man.
I mean, it was just those are not good memories.
Okay, it was just, it was bad.
A lot of people, a lot of people got their online, you know.
I don't want to talk about it.
Anyway, listen, it's about time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do right now is call that number that's on your screen.
And look, the code is going to change.
I just, you know, I'm just keeping it easy for folks out there.
You know, there's some guys that, you know, that like to call ahead of time.
So whatever.
There it is right there.
You call in 515-604-9052.
And once the operator starts talking, all you've got to do is hit the code 844-286 and the hashtag pound sign.
And then you will be in queue right now for Radio Graffiti.
And Radio Graffiti is when I call on your area code.
You've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti, baby.
This is what it is.
All right.
Now, with that being said, I want to preamble one more again: that you have to have a loud phone, okay?
You know, there's no Obama phones.
We can't hear Obama phones.
You know what I mean?
You know, seriously.
So I want to reiterate again: no Obama phones, okay?
Let me take one more swig of beer.
All right.
Are we ready, engineer, for Radio Graffiti, for Christ's sake?
I think engineer's excited.
All right, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti.
All right, how about anonymous Radio Graffiti?
All right, everyone.
If you know a ghost, if you can send him this video in a linked form somehow, probably be beneficial because nobody would want to listen to ghosts.
Who fucking cares?
True capitalist radio is a collective of screwballs and oddballs.
Fuck you, people.
Capitalism is evil.
Who the hell was this?
Without being forced by a screen in front of him.
I like Alex Jones.
Fuck you, ghost.
That's about all.
Who is this?
Who the hell was that?
Who in the hell was that, man?
And shut up.
That's not sticks.
Shut up.
That's not sticks, you asshole.
Don't I like sticks, man.
Let me tell you something.
I want to be honest with you, man.
Sticks, you know what, man?
I want to be honest with you.
I love sticks.
I would do anything with sticks, man.
Sticks has been a listener, and he's a cool dude.
That's not the real sticks.
You spliced him.
I want to be honest with you.
You can't.
Me and Sticks are like this.
That's all I'm saying.
I love you, Sticks.
All right.
Keep doing what you're doing, baby.
I am not a hater of sticks.
I will never be a hater of sticks.
I'm not even kidding.
The guy's been a straight-up dude for a long time.
Cheers to Sticks.
about uh 254 radio graffiti uh man shove it up your ass man
I mean, what the hell are you trying to do one of those auto-tunes to my voice for Christ's sake and make me 352 Radio Graffiti?
We got Jetty Man Radio Graffiti.
Jetty Man Radio Graffiti.
What is this?
What?
is this you know what i'm gonna I'm going to hang that up, J-Man, because I don't know if you're disrespecting the National Anthem or not.
I don't know if you are or not.
747.
All right.
Captain Dessey, 747.
All right, let's see if we can get a 747.
You got the 747, Engineer?
He's looking for it.
747.
I don't see a 747 out here.
Oh, here's one.
Here it is.
You just popped up.
747, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, how's it going?
How's it going, man?
Pretty good.
I mean, just watching the broadcast and, you know, after I just, I had to take a break from just seeing what was going on.
But I heard, I came back and see how you're doing Radio Graffiti, and I decided to try it out because I've never been a part of Radio Graffiti before.
Cheers to the inner circle and long live capitalism.
Hey, hey, cheers to you, Captain Dessey.
And I want to be honest with you, I'm not.
Graphics Card Debate00:03:11
Hold on just a second.
I just want to say cheers to you, and I'm glad to have you a part of the inner circle.
And I'm glad that you have not fallen victim to the degradation and the trolling and the cyber verminism that these people are trying to inflict upon you, man.
So I'm going to say cheers to you, Dessey, man.
Thank you very much.
You got anything else to say, man?
No, just cheers to the inner circle.
Hope all goes well.
Hope the show improves, you know, because this trolling is starting to get really old.
Yeah, I agree, man.
Thank you very much, Captain Dessey.
Cheers to you as well.
And I know there's a lot of haters out here.
Look at all these haters.
Look at all the haters.
Look at all the hater aid out here, you son of a bitch.
All right, who else do we have?
How about 808 radio graffiti?
Hey, guys, it's Kuhu here.
I'm going to actually put the trolling.
What's up?
I'm going to put the trolling on the side because I actually have a legit few questions for you.
What's up?
One is, you're interested in grabbing the Core I9.
I'm just wondering, why don't you're not interested in the AMD Ryzen?
I want to be completely honest with you.
The Ryzens are good for like computation type of processing.
I don't think that they're very good for graphic or media type processing like Intel's processors are geared for.
All right, fair enough.
And why don't you actually find a builder computer?
Because I would love to see an American Army so that way we can kick some ass.
Listen, look, I'm getting it.
All right.
I didn't get it.
And thank you, Kahuna.
I'm getting it.
And the reason I'm getting it and I've waited is because I'm trying to figure out the best of the best.
Now, I know that you can get a, you know, the i98 core.
I know there's something above that, but I'm not going to pay that price.
And, you know, you add 64 gigabytes of RAM.
People say that's overboard, but you know, I don't think it is.
But it's the graphics card, man.
The 2080 Ti is something that I needed to add to this.
And the 2080 Ti is like over 800, but 800 and change.
So I'm thinking that, you know, we're going to get it all.
We're getting it all is all I'm saying.
All right.
Who else do we have here?
How about 210 Radio Graffiti?
TN Apostle, Radio Graffiti.
You the man.
I can't believe this, man.
I can't believe that you people are taking a dirty yellow bubbly piss on my teeth.
You son of a bitch, man.
I can't believe you people.
I can't believe you people, man.
And shut up in the chat room, man.
I'm being cyberbullied by TN Apostle.
It's funny.
It's freaking funny.
I can't believe that I'm sitting here spending a goddamn ball of Friday with you sacks of trash.
What a bunch of people.
Jack is so boring now.
Cyberbullied by TN Apostle00:02:52
Okay, we don't care, huh?
We don't freaking care.
Yeah, you're goddamn right.
I would like to get to the market, but I'm being bombarded by TN Apostle.
Shut up, man.
Leave TN Apostle alone.
I know that you're just being troll haters because this person, TN Apostle, hooked it up.
Hooked it up, you fucking assholes.
He donated $25, and you guys are just being a bunch of haters to TN Apostle.
So I get what you're doing.
All right.
I get what you're doing.
And by the way, it's the 11 gigabyte 2080 TI, baby.
We're going full throttle.
All right.
We're going straight to the top.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
I want to be VR ready.
I want to play every game.
I want to be able to play the game and stream it.
No Elgato, no second computer.
I want it.
I want it back.
I just, I want the best of the best.
I'm sorry.
And not to mention, I want to own you trolls and I want it documented for internet posterity.
You know, because you, you trolls, you know, all my broadcasts, they're documented for your internet posterity.
Well, you just wait.
Listen, I'm not even going to talk about it.
It's just going to come true.
And I'm going to beat all your trolls.
And it's going to be documented for the end of time.
And I can't wait.
All right.
How about 717 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, 717.
I'm the unicorn.
What's that?
That's right.
You need to daddy.
You son of a bitch.
You son of a goddamn man, because there's a lot of people, a lot of people out there that think that I said something else when I said bag it.
I said bag it, What do you trolls care, man?
You think it's funny.
You think it's a big freaking joke out here, man.
You think it's a big goddamn joke.
Jesus Christ, man.
915, Raider Graffiti.
Hey there, Ghost.
How are you doing?
What's up, man?
Think It's Funny00:17:15
Not much.
I wanted to ask you something.
What's up?
If you're going to be playing TF2, you're going to play the engineer.
No, the engineer.
Yeah, are you going to play them?
No, no.
The engineer's not going to play games.
Are you kidding me?
He might give him a seizure.
Why not?
I mean, I think it would be great.
No, you don't understand.
Like, the flashing images and stuff.
It could give him a seizure.
Okay, well.
You never heard about that?
People are very susceptible to flashing images, man.
It's not a joke.
I mean, you know, I mean, weird images.
I mean, you could have a seizure.
A seizure for real?
Yeah, man.
I mean, this is not like, this is prevalent.
This is prevalent.
Well, maybe, maybe you'd be rather play as the heavy because, you know, he's a Russian ruskie.
He's probably your favorite, too.
All right.
Yeah, we get it, you son of a bitch.
Who else do we have here?
How about 254 Radio Graffiti?
I have no idea.
What the?
What the hell was that?
What was that?
What was that?
Stalin's Army or what was that?
He's all Galgel slogan.
What was that, man?
How about 817 Radio Graffiti?
Mr. Necker, Radio Graffiti.
I said baguette.
You see, you hear Mrs. Ghost in the background?
She's making baguettes.
You understand that?
She's making baguettes.
Admit that I made you look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack, you faggot.
Oh, shit.
I wasn't supposed to say that.
Get that, get this.
You fucking ass.
Get this fucking stupid fucking.
God!
No!
No!
Get him off, engineer!
God damn!
Dave!
No!
No!
I didn't say that's a splice!
That's a goddamn splice, man!
Dave!
Dave!
That's a goddamn splice, man!
Don't listen to him, man!
Shut up!
I said baguette!
I said baguette!
Oh, God, shut up, man!
I said baguette!
Shut up in the chat room, man!
I said baguette, man!
Oh, go shove it up.
God damn it, man!
I need some more.
I need some more pot, man.
Where's the freaking pot, man?
He's more pot because of you people, man.
I SAID BAGUETTE, MAN!
I'd buy that for a dollar.
It's just crap, man.
Sounds like... I...
I said bag it hit the brain man.
said bag head man god damn it oh my god
alright everybody just tuning in right now I'm sorry.
This is a circus sideshow.
I know I know okay If you want to be a part of radio graffiti, I don't know why.
I mean, this is turning into I don't know a bag it show.
I don't know what it is.
Call in right now, 515-604-9052.
Okay, and once the operator, automated operator starts talking, push in the code 844-286 and the hashtag sign, okay, right afterwards.
All right, give me my goddamn.
I need to blow up my nose again.
Jesus Christ.
Ugh.
Curb your enthusiasm.
What the hell does that mean?
Curb your enthusiasm.
What the hell does that mean, man?
All right.
We're continuing on Radio Graffiti and shut up in the chat room.
I see you, sons of bitches, man.
All right.
How about 614 Radio Graffiti?
We got lots of the beat, radio graffiti.
Remove it from your brain.
What the hell?
Surprise, butt sex.
Oh, man.
Shut your stupid freaking snowy diamond hole.
Oh my god, Spy!
Help me!
Bushman!
Okay, go to hell, my cat.
Many thanks.
Take that, you greasy weasel.
At least you died for honor, and my amusement!
You son of a bitch!
Get this.
Get this asshole.
Get this asshole out of here.
And I can't.
Asshole, man.
I can't believe I've spent my Friday with you scumbags, man.
Three hours and 38 goddamn minutes of this goddamn crap, man.
And I got all this crap everywhere.
I got crap all over the freaking place, man.
And it's all because of you, freaking pricks, man.
It's all because of you.
How about, I don't know what else to call on for heaven's sake, man.
What is this?
What?
What is this?
Just admit you slipped and apologize.
Covering it up is going to make things worse.
We all know what you really said.
I dare say.
Shut up!
Azure flame!
I said bag it!
I said bag it!
Lol.
Three hours of losing, you asshole.
Just shut up, man.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Who else do we have here?
How about 216 radio graffiti?
Hey, ghost.
I have something to say here.
So this is going to be all for the capitalists and Jacqueline.
And I want to say, you're ass fuck!
You should let me be the hook of the show.
I'm going to call it True DB William.
And you guys up.
Everybody on the chat room, type in hashtag DB True DB Radio.
Go back, Ghosty.
Oh, my God, man.
You sound like you just popped out of the anal passage of Richard Simmons' asshole.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, can you grow some bass in your voice again and try that again, please?
Oh, you.
Oh, don't make me come over there.
I'm going to come over here in Texas and I'm going to bust you up.
You don't want to mess with me.
Come on.
I'll bring my father and my mama and they're going to bop you in pieces.
You hear me?
That sounded a little better, but not good enough there, Fruit Bowl, okay?
You know, go talk to your – God, shut up.
Go talk to your father and ask him.
Hey, dad, can we go in the backyard and throw the football for a little bit?
And maybe you'll be a little bit more manly or something, all right?
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Hello, Mr. Ghost.
In spite of your recent rants about us, we, the Powerful Intelligent Squirrel Society, have placed fragmentation acorns across your lawn.
Let's see, walk another day, for if you don't follow our orders, you may never walk again.
By the way, we still fuck your wife.
Get this crap out of here!
Get this goddamn!
Get this girl-fisting crap out of here!
Son of a bitch!
You squirrel-fetished asshole, shut up!
I don't condone the racism, folks.
I'm serious, man.
I'm not a racist, okay?
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I'm a nice guy.
God, man!
You know, it's because...
Fuck, man.
It's because of you, trolls.
I can't get anybody to come on my show.
You know that?
They're all afraid of you.
They're all afraid of you.
Everybody that wants to, they're all afraid of you because you're sick.
You're sick, man.
You're sick in the head.
Oh.
Who else do we have here for Christ's sake, man?
Anonymous radio graffiti.
I buy that for a half.
Joke on D's Net.
Your wife sure enjoyed them last night, Law.
What else we got?
We got Blaming Pooh Pickle.
Flaming Pooh Pickle.
Are you kidding me with these freaking names that are being put out out here?
We got Wicked Alex Jones.
Have four ghosts.
Nine.
That's it.
I am done.
I am done.
All right.
As a matter of fact, implement my crap martial law right now, engineer.
Implement my crap martial law right now.
But before I go, I'd like for everybody to please follow my list.
All right.
It's that simple.
Give me the mic.
For Christ's sake.
Ghostpolitics.com.
Buy the scrap on.
And I will shut up your ass.
Shut the hell up.
I don't have ghost politics.
God, shut up.
That's not my website.
Some freaking asshole.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
We've got Pylon's Radio Graffiti.
Shut up.
It's not the fucking ass.
The hell is that That was horrible, man.
That's what that sounded like.
Good God.
Who else do we have here?
We got a lot of people here.
How about Ghost Pierre Paul Nereff?
Okay, this is interesting.
Go ahead, Radio Graffiti.
What?
What?
You hung up?
You hung up?
I just called on you, you milky liquor.
Oh, my God.
Who else do we have here?
How about Jesus?
How about 213 Radio Graffiti?
Night Prowler, Greater Graffiti.
Are you all listening?
Are you all listening?
I'm being cyberbullied, man.
And you know, I'm going to tell you something.
I'm not talking to you.
All of you that are listening, man.
you're taking any kind, any kind of gratification on this, man, then you are complicit!
You serious?
You think that's funny, you piece of crap?
You think me being cyberbullied is funny for Christ's sake, man?
I've been cyberbullied for 27 episodes, and you think that's funny!
Great thing, son of fish.
You think that's funny?
You think that's goddamn amusing?
It's not.
It's goddamn not, man.
Oh, God.
I don't even know why I'm even continuing on right now with radio goddamn graffiti.
I don't know why, man.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
We got 908 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, this is Frank Zappa Ghost.
How are you doing?
Frank Zappa, what's going on, man?
Hey, I had an idea the other night.
I think everybody, especially all these trolls in the chat room, would absolutely relish the opportunity to buy a troll terrorist or cyber vermin t-shirt sold by you.
Are you kidding me?
I think it would be a great idea.
I think they would love them.
You know, maybe I'll think about it, man.
And thank you.
You want to give a shout out to anybody?
Yeah, give a shout out to you, Ghost.
Keep on kicking it.
Hey, thank you, Frank Zappa, man.
And listen, you know, maybe we'll come out.
Maybe I'll work on it.
You know, and just, I don't want to be accused of being some kind of overgrown, pimple-faced, disgusting, mongeroid-looking shecklegoblin, man.
I just don't want to.
It bothers me.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just, I'm just saying, man.
I'm a man of the people.
I'm a man of the people.
I want everybody to know that, man.
I'm a man of the people.
All right.
Who else do we have here for heaven's sake, man?
Let's go do some more radio graffitis.
How about 269 Radio Graffiti?
Jesus fucking Christ.
What a fucking terrible show.
God, I came over here from Pornhub and I just hear a guy fucking gag on the mic constantly and bitch and mow.
Well, by the feminine vernacular that I can hear in your goddamn voice, you should be tickling your ass crack listening to it, you son of a bitch.
All right, just sit there and shut your mouth.
We're going somewhere else.
469 Raider Graffiti.
Jesus, you're just sitting there.
You sound like you're talking from the inside of an ass.
How about 713 Radio Graffiti?
It will be legal in Texas to shoot eaters.
That's you.
Get that crap out of here.
I don't condone that, folks.
I don't know what these people are doing for Christ's sake.
732 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Gold.
How's it going tonight?
How you doing, man?
Man, doing pretty good.
Hey, I haven't heard Templeton coming around to see you.
I mean, he hasn't.
I mean, how's he doing?
I mean, every time when he comes to see you on your show, he always wants a treat.
How come he's not interrupting your show?
Well, because he's with Mrs. Ghost.
You know, he's a boy dog.
So, you know, most boy dogs like, you know, the female, you know, if there's a male and female raising them.
So he's like, he's a mama's boy.
Well, okay, I'm not like that.
But, anyways, I'll need to give a quick shout out to you and, of course, the engineer.
All right, man.
Well, thank you very much.
I appreciate that, man.
Who else do we have here?
We're got a couple anonymous.
Appreciate the Shout Outs00:02:10
How about one more anonymous Radio Graffiti?
Yo.
Buy that right now.
Taking over the cotton.
And so it's being buttoned.
Begging for more and more and more.
Give us more.
Hold on.
Get this Ram Ranch crap out of here.
Good God, man.
Who is that dude that creates this stuff?
Okay, we get it.
We get it.
All right.
Why?
Freaking pervert.
How about 321 Radio Graffiti?
All right, great.
Another goddamn Helen Keller deaf mute.
Who the hell else do we have here?
How about 574 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, you ghost, long time listener, first time caller.
Just wanted to say I love the show.
Whatever you call it nowadays, still love it.
And if it weren't for you and this show, I wouldn't have taken a hard look at myself and started turning my stuff around.
And just wanted to say how much the show means to me and hope you keep on rocking.
Hey, man, I really appreciate that.
And I hope all is going well for you.
And I appreciate the positive words.
Do you want to give a shout out to anybody, man?
Shout out to the chat room.
Shout out to you.
And shout out to all my people.
All right, man.
Cheers, man.
Thank you very much.
I really do appreciate that.
And, you know, it's good to hear that, man, because like I've always said, I have been sparking synapses in the brains of folks for my entire 11-year internet broadcasting career.
And it's good to hear some folks that, you know, that appreciate it, man.
It does.
It just makes it all worthwhile.
It makes it all worthwhile, all right?
Four Hours of Bitching00:13:42
You son of a bitch.
Anyway, let's get to some more radio graffiti here.
Who else do we have?
How about all right, how about 352 radio graffiti?
The Jackler and seriously Samsung radio graffiti.
And here we see the morbidly obese beta male screaming at the hundreds of thousands of long life that surrounds this.
Be sure not to get too close for your startled hamburgers and fighting stars that lord down.
Make sure to keep your eyes pilled to the rare custom name, the engineer who comes out when the beta mail stands.
I'll be a madman.
I'll be saving the name.
Seriously, Samsung.
Damn, son of a bitch, man.
You goddamn son of a bitch, man.
Jackler and Samsung.
Jackler and Samsung.
Damn it!
What kind of a Baller Friday is this, man?
What kind of a goddamn Bar Friday is this, man?
I buy that for a dollar.
Shut up, man.
Shut up about winning and shut up about all this crap, man.
First Baller Friday of March 2019.
This is what I get, man.
Three hours and 53 minutes.
I can't even believe three hours and 53 minutes.
What is this?
No what?
No what?
Just shut up, man.
Just shut up.
I'm not ending on Jackler.
Fucking bastard.
I'm not ending on Jackler.
We're moving on.
I'm not ending on Jackler.
I'm moving on.
I'm moving on.
I'm moving the hell on, man.
561 radio goddamn graffiti.
Hey, I just wanted to call in and say a couple of things like hashtag justice for Jackler.
Yeah, just shut up.
You sound like you sit there and lick the corn out of his crack with that goddamn voice.
Shut up.
Shut your goddamn mouth.
Two, five, four, radio, goddamn graffiti.
Get him out of here!
What the hell was that, man?
You trying to be racist in a cartoon voice or some crap?
We're not ending on this, man.
I'm not ending on this, man.
I'm not doing this.
You people aren't winning, man.
919, Raider Graffiti.
Jesus, get that.
That Obama phone has got to go, bruh.
All right.
No more Obama phones on the ghost show.
Can we spread that around like wildfire?
No more Obama phones on the ghost show.
518 Radio Graffiti.
This is Sparta Radio Graffiti.
Don't you understand?
The interactivity.
That's the basis of my show, you ampo.
I'm done, man.
I'm not going to do any more radio graffiti.
It's done.
It's done.
Goodbye, man.
It's done.
Stick a fork in me.
I'm done, man.
So, with that being said, I'm done with radio graffiti.
All right?
You all can go fuck yourselves.
If you don't like it, then go somewhere else.
It's serious business time.
Do you understand?
Liar.
Liar.
You just fucking keep calling me the best.
God damn it, Sparta, you son of a bitch.
Shut up, man!
It's the interactivity, man!
God damn it!
God, man!
Oh, God!
I should have ended right there.
I'm going to end it right there, man.
I'm not.
I'm not.
And shut up in the chat room.
I'm ending it right there, man.
Don't screw yourself.
End it right now, Engineer.
These people have taken four hours.
Four hours of my Bowler Friday, the first Bowler Friday of March 2019.