Ghost confronts relentless "troll terrorists" in Episode 26, reacting to racist slurs, homophobic threats, and conspiracy theories about his teeth while consuming fourteen beers. He aggressively defends against comparisons to Alex Jones and Joe Rogan, mocks the "Capitalist Army," and vows to hold viewers responsible for any dental damage within thirty days. Ultimately, overwhelmed by the toxicity of the chat room, he declares Radio Graffiti finished, highlighting the chaotic breakdown of online discourse when moderation fails. [Automatically generated summary]
I am your host, the man they call Ghost, and I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me right now.
You know what time it is.
I don't know what I'm going to do with all you trolls, baby.
I don't know what I'm going to do with all you trolls.
But let's wait for everybody to get here and remember to spread this show link around the internet and throughout the world and let everybody know that the Ghost Show is in effect and in the house.
You know what time it is.
We're live, baby.
Yes!
I don't know what I'm going to do with all you trolls, but I'm going to keep the show going.
Shut Up About My Teeth00:13:56
It's time to get into some serious business.
We're in some serious times.
And I hope that I can spark some synapses in your brains.
I'm shooting pearls here.
I'm shooting pearls.
Episode 26, The Ghost Show.
I don't know what I'm going to do with all you trolls.
I'm not.
I don't even want to talk about it.
And shut up about me being late in the chat room.
Shut up.
All right.
Everybody, take me out, Engineer.
Take me out for Christ's sake.
All right.
Now we're in effect in the house.
Take off the title screen, engineer.
Thank you very much for tuning in with me.
We're already starting, man.
Feels bath, man.
Listen, stop.
All right.
What is this?
Where is your Joe Rogan invite ghost?
Hey, don't, let's not talk about that.
I see some of you people in the chat room in here.
For Christ's sake.
I know what you're saying.
Ghost wheelchair got stuck.
Look, shut up about me being late, first of all, okay?
You assholes in the chat room.
Shut up, Hambone.
I'm not a freaking handbone, and you shut up.
Listen, I see you people in the chat room all of a sudden masturbating on yourselves because I'm a little bit late.
Ghost report 24-day debt.
Listen, I'm going to update the ghost report.
I'm going to update the ghost report.
Give me time.
No, I didn't see that.
I didn't see that, Willie Mendez.
All right, I didn't see this.
Buster Hyman.
What's going on to Buster Hyman?
Listen, first of all, stop busting my balls for me being a little bit late, okay?
First and foremost.
Here's Deanna.
Can I challenge you to a freestyle on radio graffiti?
And are we going to get confessionals today?
Hey, well, we'll see.
I don't know, man.
Have y'all listened to the past couple of episodes for Christ's sake?
It's horrible.
It's horrible.
Now, first of all, shut up in the chat room by saying that I'm late.
I've always said that I'll be on around 8:30-ish p.m. Central Standard Time.
All right, don't sit here and try to bust my body.
I'm already ghost.
I'm already too flaxed.
Oh, geez.
I don't give a crap, you pervert.
All right, shut up.
L for late ghostler, don't call me ghostler and shut up about me being late, all right?
Aside from you assholes in the chat room flapping your fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard, claiming that I'm late, you are also trying to insinuate that I was on another podcast earlier.
I see you assholes in the chat room.
You're like, hey, bass ghostler, I can't believe he was on the Joe Rogan podcast earlier, and now he's doing his outdate.
Shut up, first of all.
Don't compare me to Alex Jones.
The cane toads like to go underneath the lights.
What the hell is that?
The lights attract the moths, the insects.
And they suck up the insects into their mouths.
I don't even know what they're doing.
The toads are eating themselves out of households.
Shut up and stop goddamn ruining my show here.
I'm trying to talk.
All right, you people in here are trying to insinuate that, you know, I'm Alex Jones, and I'm not Alex Jones, all right?
He's been ripping me off!
Welcome to the Ghost Show.
We're live on Pornhub.
You'll notice we're listed under the dark tonight and well, there's a reason for that.
You goddamn.
Now introducing our guest Mrs. Ghost.
I'm shut the hell up.
Don't talk to me.
Engineers, stay back.
Ghost 8:48 p.m. Central Standard Time.
I can't believe you people are relaying me on Pornhub, you sick troll bastards, all right?
Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
Happy Hump Day Wednesday to you and Engineer.
Also, by the way, do you still have that wood chipper that you usually use in some of your segments?
I'm gonna give a shout out to Zarahex, Asho, and of course Equestria Citizen 978.
Jesus Christ.
Those guys are the best.
Are you living in 2011?
What's going on here?
What is this?
Text to speech.
Get to the markets already.
Listen, I'm going to get to the markets already.
I just want to cover what these assholes in the chat room before I even started the broadcast.
Shut up.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to start hearing you piss and moan and never shutting me up.
I'm going to.
Shut up, man.
All right.
What is this?
Ghost Retainer.
On a serious note, though, glad to have you back for another broadcast.
Well, I'm glad there's some level of positivity out there, man.
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
Candidate Trump.
Lock her up.
Replace Obamacare.
Respect Russia.
America first.
President Trump, Israel first.
What are you talking about?
Israel first.
Shut up, man.
That's a damn lie.
He is the most pro-American president in American history.
You don't know your ass from your elbow, boy.
Ghost, I love the show.
I heard the character Animal Mother from Full Metal Jacket is based on you.
What are you talking about, man?
I don't know what the hell you're.
What the hell is that supposed to mean there, ghost to president?
It's fine if you're late.
Worst case scenario, you can turn off TTS until you are done with the markets and stuff.
And while you're doing that, please eat an onion.
I don't know what you're doing.
I'm not going to eat an onion for you.
The interactivity is driving folks.
You don't understand.
That's what creates the show.
The interactivity.
You're not understanding.
You still haven't said anything about the top donors of the month for January getting anything special.
And now here we are, end of February.
All right, listen.
Okay, Jackler, I get it.
I get it.
Hold on just a second, all right?
Thunderdome exposed.
All right, just shut your mouth.
Listen to me, all right?
Listen.
Your uncle Yonkers.
Hucked by Cohen Lollock him up.
You son of a bitch.
Look, let me get to the Cohen testimony.
Let me get to all this stuff.
Let me talk.
Long live Pakistan.
Death to the top.
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu Akbar.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Can you all let me talk here for a second, please?
Napalm for Curry Muggers.
If I went to this bathhouse in Galveston, after getting banned from the ones in Houston, and despite dropping my trousers and yelling, sucky sucky, no one obliged me.
Instead, they shouted, call the police, and another dude just punched me.
One star.
Can you all just let me talk here for a second, okay?
Can just let me talk, all right?
Now, look, I do have something in store for the top donors.
I'm going to combine both mugs together.
And the reason I'm going to do so.
Jesus Christ.
After penetrating Amy Daly's new vagina, ghost quotes, that's shut up.
I never said that.
All right, just shut up.
Shut up.
The cake.
Amplexus is the sexual act, where the male toad grasps the female toad.
Oh, jeez.
And after the rain, the males toads call of the females.
Why?
You're making a freaking frog's game.
I'd buy that for us.
What is this?
Black star BJ transaction?
What the hell does that mean?
Jeez.
I'd buy price.
You mean let me keep faking my rage so these goys keep giving me their shecks?
Stop telling them to stop donating.
What are you talking about?
Look at them.
Let me talk.
Let me talk.
Onion, at least throw your chair when you lose your shit this time around.
Gets boring after 11 years.
Shut up, lobster butt.
What are you talking about?
Eat an onion and throw my chair around.
I can't throw my chair around, okay?
So just shut up, all right?
Everybody, just stop donating.
Everybody, just everybody is always accusing me of being some overgrown, disgusting, troll-haired shecker goblin.
Censorship is an integral part of any government.
Therefore, I support you censoring your viewers.
Here's this leftist evil Mary.
Shut up, you leftist piece of crap, all right?
Let me bald, let me bald.
I'm not bald, you ass crack.
All right, I don't know where you people get this.
I am not bald.
Late again, Sad, are you going to talk about Trump being on the verge of ending the Korean War?
Hey, Eastern Time, listen.
The show is on, okay?
I'm trying to talk.
These assholes aren't letting me talk.
All right?
I want to talk extensively about those subject matters, but unfortunately, I have been bombarded by a bunch of goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin that, for whatever reason, get their little rocks off thinking.
Mr. Obama himself is gonna piss your pants, maybe?
Maybe shittin' cum.
Pervert.
Shut up.
No!
Fuck you, ghostler.
Turn off the broadcast.
I don't want to turn off the broadcast.
Shut up!
Shut the hell up!
Let me talk!
Let me talk!
That's what I'm trying to do!
Let me talk!
Let me talk!
Let me goddamn talk, James Peterson!
Hello, ghost.
How's it going?
I've been watching your show for a long time.
I work for the Union Pacific Railroad.
We got stuck in the Sierra Nevada Mountains because of a snowstorm.
We had to get out a huge plow to make it clear.
Wow.
I hope your day was okay.
Yeah, that day was pretty good.
Cheers to that.
That sounds like a great idea.
Leave ghosts alone.
You can't throw his chair around.
That's what he uses for legs.
Oh, shut up, your uncle, Yonkers.
No, I just don't want to throw my chair.
Can't throw chair because wheelchair.
Shut the hell up about the goddamn wheelchair.
I'm not in a wheelchair, man.
Listen, you can throw a chair.
You can do it.
Unless you want the score to be taught.
Oh, God, shut up.
What, now you're trying to dictate what I can do?
You're trying to dictate to me.
That's the difference between Alex Jones snake oil versus the inner circle.
Snake oil is cheaper.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
Go screw yourself with that stupid donation.
Long live Pakistan.
That asshole, Anonymous.
You go screw yourself with that damn donation for Christ's sake, man.
Ghost is cool.
Just kidding.
You're gay.
Oh, now I'm gay.
You see?
I mean, you see, you fucking trains man.
Hail Wheeler!
Hail Wheeler!
God damn it!
Ah!
Oh, stolen Valor.
God just shut up.
All of you, just shut up.
Stop donating.
Let me talk.
America needs a Jewish president.
Why not you?
I'm not Jewish.
Just shut up and let me talk.
Just let me goddamn talk.
Let me talk.
Bosley Hair Restoration is the perfect solution to regrow your real, natural hair.
They're not hair punks.
They're not individuals.
Artistically placed in the natural direction of the hair.
Jesus Christ.
Stop.
I don't know what I'm going to do with all you trolls.
I don't know what I'm going to do with all you trolls, man.
Can you all just freaking shut up?
Can you just stop your fla- your fat-ass sausages of fingers from flapping on a keyboard for about 10 little minutes?
Hey, ghost, how's it going?
I hope this show won't go down the shitter today.
Hey, Libyan, Lib and Libon, I know what you're saying, man.
I mean, but you're listening to this, man.
You're listening to this.
And look at them.
In the chat room, they want me to throw my wheelchair.
Just shut up, man.
Just shut up.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm throwing things around.
Things are coming off the wall.
For Christ's sake, man, I'm throwing so many things around, man.
The toads eat virtually anything that fits into their mouths.
Small birds.
Caterpillars.
What is all sorts of things?
What is it?
Studies showing the toads will even go after the city.
What is this crap, man?
Anything that fits into the mouth of these toads, they'll eat it.
Jesus Christ, man.
Jesus Christ.
I got all these freaking production notes, and I don't even know why I freaking write them, man.
I don't even know why I freaking write it, man.
Every show, every goddamn show, it seems like this is going to be the outcome of it, man.
And that's why I named episode 26.
I don't know what I'm going to do with all you trolls, man.
I'd buy that.
Hampton Brandon!
Ghost, your wife is DMing me on IG saying she's a bad person.
Oh, shut up, Hampton.
That's not the real Hampton Brandon.
Give me a break.
You got no clout, no racks, fat fuck.
Ten toes downstairs.
I got your 10 toes down.
And by the way, I saw your ass.
I saw your ass get pulled over by the cops in an Uber last night.
They want me to throw my wheelchair.
They want me to throw my wheelchair.
I never said that.
I said they want me to throw my chair.
They want me to throw my chair.
What do you want, D-Ray?
I'm done with frontline voting for Andrew Young.
A $1,000 a month universal basic income for hardworking Americans.
Oh, that's great, isn't it?
Oh, that's great.
You just want $1,000 because you were shitted out of some woman's uterus.
And because you're breathing, you think that, you know, something is supposed to just give you a thousand bucks, give you a free house, give you a free car, give you free food, just because you're out and about and breathing.
Oh, God, this is American.
Stop saying Ghost is bald.
He has a full head of hair.
Alcohol raises your estrogen.
And with the amount of alcohol ghost consummates, he is an estrogen factory at this point.
And I'm sure in estrogen.
Estrogen factory.
I'm an estrogen.
Estrogen, Crack Open, Neckbeard Factory00:11:10
What are you talking about?
I'm an estrogen factor.
I used to struggle with mobility.
Now it's easier than ever with hovering.
Shut up in this hover around.
I don't have any factory going on in me, baby.
You scooter up.
You hear me.
Shut up, hover around.
You all hear me.
I'm not a soy boy.
What is it, Evil Mira?
Another win for socialism in Vietnam today.
No, no, no, no, it isn't, Evil Mira.
You understand this?
Another win for socialism.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
Vietnam is making products.
All right, Vietnam is making American products.
You son of a bitch, and they're getting rich.
Shut up.
My wheelchair is creaking, and I can't hear which wheel is creaking.
Can you all shut up and oil up my wheels when you're done with that?
Because I've never said any of these things.
Wait, let my Vaginagra kick in.
Ghost 8.59 p.m.
Jesus Christ, man.
I buy that for a dollar.
Hail Chailer.
Hail Chair Lur.
F you, man.
Seriously, man, stop it.
Just stop.
How's it going today?
Not very.
Everything is going well with you.
I'm heading off to Bahrain for the weekend and gonna have an awesome time.
Shout out to all my pals in the chat and to my boys, Mega Drive Sonic and Brian Schickler.
All right, well, cheers to you in Bahrain.
Submediate, what do you want?
Okay, real talk.
You all need to stop.
Ghost is trying to have a decent show today.
Thank you.
So all the knickers, black people, come on.
And Russia.
Stop with the racism.
I do not condone this racism, man.
I don't condone this racism.
Press one if you think Mrs. Ghost is a good piece of ass.
No.
No.
Don't go there.
No.
For your own good ghost, rewind your audio.
You literally said, they want me to throw my wheelchair.
Shut up and shut up in the chat room about my wife.
Does that mean you like to wipe nice stories?
Shut up, Anonymous.
I write production notes, asshole.
Ghost Hearts, KKK, and Furry.
That's a stupid name.
Go shove it up, your ass.
Ghostler, the soy crippler, the soy.
There's no soy here, man.
This is all men, baby.
Albin crapped his wheelchair.
Shut up, asshole.
Listen, stop donating and let me talk.
Let me talk.
Kim Trump Summit, leaders in Day of Nuclear Talks in Vietnam, testified that Trump wanted him to lie.
Stop doing my job!
I'm gonna kill the news, Jackler!
Stop doing my job!
You goddamn trolls, for Christ's sake, man!
If you're not trolling me, man, you're trying to do my show for me, you're taking over my show.
Shut up!
Shut your goddamn mouth!
Shut all your mouths!
Shut all your mouths, man!
Ghost is grand weird.
I'm not a grand wizard of nothing, man.
I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
Don't you understand that?
I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
Stop trying to do my job, man.
And shut up.
Everybody, just stop.
All right.
Hopefully, this is it.
Shut up, man.
Soy-powered wheelchair, you asshole.
Shut up about the soy and shut the hell up about the wheelchair, man.
Press E in the chat if ghost is a walking estrogen factory.
Ghost has a femme penis, you sick bastard.
Shut up and shut up in the chat room.
Shut your stupid ass.
Hey, ghosts.
You literally sat in a septic tank on a warm summer day.
You're a fool off from the beach.
Even that is nothing to do with the skills.
Franklin's got to be aware of Trump is in the middle of Cohen's testimony today.
It's funny, this is what finally made Trump go to Vietnam Lol.
You son of a bitch.
Go screw yourself, you asshole.
Shut up about the Texas martyrs.
And shut up about all the cyber verminism crap, man.
Enough!
Amy Ghoshly's soy sauce.
Amy Ghostly's soy sauce, you asshole.
I got your fucking asshole!
I got your goddamn soy sauce right here!
Engineer sweaty dookie dump.
What the hell are you people talking about, man?
What the hell are you sick-demented troll terrorists, cyber vermin assholes?
are you talking about, man?
It's only 21 minutes into the goddamn broadcast, and you assholes are going to make me get a goddamn beer, man.
You people are going to make me a goddamn...
You know that?
I can't take it.
And this is the only way I can pallot you.
Hey, ghosts, love the show, but you always say no one wants to interview you.
The Ralph Retorts said they would gladly have you on for an interview.
They played audio for you.
I don't want to be on it in your family.
No, no.
It was pretty funny.
You should go on.
I don't want to go on anybody's broadcast, alright?
Your Uncle Yonkers.
Ghosts is estrogen farts.
I saw that for a dollar.
And who's this tangent toad asshole?
When it comes to love making, who is attempting with rotting mangoes?
Dead toads, even hunks of mud.
If it's bigger than the toad, the toads avoid the freaking size, they will attempt to make with it.
Jesus Christ.
Early win.
What are you talking about?
I'm still standing.
I just need to get some more beer.
That's what I need to get, man.
More beer.
Ghost the neckbeard?
I'm not a goddamn neckbeard, you pop-tart-eating goddamn mountain dew-chugging son of a bitch.
All right, I'm not a goddamn neckbeard.
I'm a man, baby.
You understand it?
Give me my goddamn beard for Christ's sake, man.
PC gaming.
Red Dead Redemption 2 is not on PC.
You wasted thousands of dollars for a computer that has no good games.
What are you talking about?
PC fanboys tricked you into wasting money.
Hey, hey!
C-Gaming is for fat losers that pirate games and will cheat when you try to beat them.
Whoa, what are you broadcasting at?
What, at like 480?
Thank you, Engineer, for the after-show on Monday.
What is that?
Your commentary on the struggles of the working man left the chat speechless, and your haiku on properly implementing intersectional feminism in the workplace must have taken some time to write up.
Go shove it up your ass, evil Mira.
You're just a goddamn piece of trash that's a leftist.
Ghost is missing a left eye.
Is it true that I wear an eye patch?
Why would I be wearing an eye patch for Christ's sake?
If that was the case, I'd be going ard all the time.
I'm in a wheelchair.
I'm in a wheelchair.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean, for Christ's sake.
Listen, I'm going to crack open a beer, okay?
I'm going to crack open a goddamn beer, and I want everybody to just shut your goddamn ass.
Stop!
Ghostaholic.
Yeah, real funny, you assholes.
Listen, okay, I'm a connoisseur.
I'm not an alcoholic.
There's a big goddamn difference, and you son of a bitches are just trying to insinuate that I got a goddamn problem.
I'm a grown-ass man.
I'm a grown-ass man.
I know what I'm doing.
I'm an American from America.
And I can do what I feel.
I can do what I like.
Left legs and rice priorities.
Press two if you want Mrs. Ghost and Engineer to have sex.
Just shut up.
Give me my goddamn sex.
If you want Mrs. Ghost and Engineer to have sex.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
Give me my goddamn beer.
Son of a bitch.
This is what I become.
I don't know what I'm going to do with all you trolls, man.
Crime.
Hey, I'm still sitting tall in my wheelchair.
You all should be inspired.
I'm half a man baby.
All of you.
Give me a beer so I can estrogen and fend it up.
Whoever's doing ghosts.
I can't open a beer like I can open my phone.
I'm an alcoholic.
I'm not an alcoholic.
Central Standard Time 227.
I'll tell you what.
Instead of beer next time, I'll drink something else next time.
All right.
Maybe I'll start drinking fine wines, huh?
How would you all like for me to do that, huh?
Huh?
So I can be a smoliere or something.
Is that what y'all want, huh?
Ghost the smolier.
Every goddamn broadcast, I'll bring out the fine wines and say, oh, yes, I am the new ghost show.
And what we're doing here is having some of the best fine wines that we can find from all over the globe.
And what I'm going to do, because I'm such a good sommelier, is I'm going to describe the nuances from the perphylytic acidity that has in some of the...
Just, just, just, just shut up.
All right.
Everybody, just shut up.
Maybe I'll do that.
Maybe I'll do some of that.
Maybe I'll be Ghost the Smolier or something.
What is this?
Ghost is a wine mommy?
Ghost is wine mommy.
What the fuck does that mean?
Excuse my friends.
What the hell does that mean?
Big capitalist daddy.
I love your show.
Really looking forward to the markets.
I'm trying.
However, I'm a conundrum for the evening.
Do I drink some of my Crown Royal or do I crack open the Diplomatico rum?
Either way, here's a Fiverr.
Have a beer, I'm a child.
Thank you very much.
Crown Royal ain't too bad.
Crown Royal's OZ.
There's always a party favorite.
You like butt sex?
Shut up.
No, I don't.
Okay?
All right.
The sign on my ass says do not enter, assholes.
What do you want, Evil Mira?
Wheelchair accessibility is one of my top priorities.
Shut up.
You left this piece of crap.
All right.
I'm not in a goddamn wheelchair.
Shut up.
Everybody just shut up with the freaking wheelchair crap, man.
That's not funny.
And it's hurt my feelings.
All right.
It's not like you people haven't been just, you know, demolishing me and blasting me for the past 26 episodes.
But, man, when you're starting to call me somebody that's like a paraplegic or something, that starts to hurt my goddamn feelings, you sack of crap.
And what is this cane toad?
Croaking Over Beer And Trolls00:15:16
What changes its sex from female to male and vice versa?
I mean, what are you trying to make a freaking dog?
I don't even know what the hell they, this cane toads asshole.
I have no idea what the hell this is supposed to be.
I don't know what it is, but you know what?
I've got my beer poured, and I'm going to chug it, and I'm going to try to get as inebriated as I possibly can, because that's the only way I can pallet this son of a bitch in show.
All right?
It's the only way it'll take the freaking pain away.
So I want to say before I guzzle down this beer, cheers to the real listeners that are out there.
All right, I'm not talking about these goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin that want to hear me suffer.
Joe Rose!
I wanted to thank you for the podcast.
It was great, and I apologize for Eddie and his behavior.
It's totally a show, but remember to lock the place when you leave and do not touch yourself.
Shut your goddamn mouth.
I am not Alex Jones.
Shut up.
Mr. Ghost Accor.
No, don't.
Don't even.
Don't even.
Don't you goddamn even.
And I'm just going to leave it there.
Don't you even.
All right.
Let me take a freaking chug of my goddamn beer for Christ's sake before you sons of bitches do something again.
I want to say cheers to all the fans that are out there that listen to me to the financial insight.
You sound toothless.
I got all my teeth, boy.
That's my teeth.
All right, I got all my teeth.
All right, so sick there and shut your mouth.
What's up, Captain Dessey in the house?
Cheers to you and the serious listeners.
You're goddamn right, Captain Dessey.
You're goddamn right.
Cheers to all the hundreds of thousands of people throughout the internet and throughout the world that listen to me for the financial insight to the political and social commentary.
Albin's clacking dentures.
They're not dentures, you son of a bitch.
They're real teeth.
All right, they're real teeth.
And there's big capitalist daddy again.
I saw you for the two bucker.
What's up, big capitalist daddy?
Dentures for God.
Shut your goddamn mouth.
Stop talking about my teeth, man.
All right?
Y'all stupid sons of bitches with your mean magic might do something to my teeth.
All right, we have Bondaden, Twitch.
Dova underscore dentists.
Wait a minute.
No, don't be giving shout-outs on my broadcast jacket, you piece of crap.
Strider1, Trigger, Rafa the Beat, Baby.
Don't be giving shout-outs on my chest!
T-Y-T-V, the Bandicam Sparta Rinika.
Damn, you goddamn troll terrorists, man.
Don't be dealing with that crap.
Hail Denschler.
Jesus Christ.
How many names do you have as crap?
Hail Denschler.
Give me my goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
Cheers to the inner circle.
All right.
The inner circle.
They're my friends.
They're my family.
And I want to say cheers to the inner circle.
All right.
And all you troll terrorists and cyber vermin, shoving up your ass.
Dentures in Wonder.
Oh, shove it up your ass.
I'm chugging this beer.
That's the only way I can pallet this show.
That's the only way I can pal at this show.
Yo-Go.
What's up, my dude?
Really my butt off for a newer PC.
Old Essie has seen better days, but holy crap Ram is expensive as hell.
Can't wait to up and running again.
You know what?
Cheers to you and the children.
I want to be honest with you.
Hey, Devon, I want to be honest with you.
I'm going to order a PC.
I was looking for a gaming.
I'm getting the, you know, I-9.
Hey, ghosts.
What is this?
I can mix up something tasty for you out of the middle of the turtle cake.
But I need an extra ingredient from the engineer.
Engineer, wax your carrot to some pony porn and cut all my lemon flavor hero cakes.
Who comes up with this garbage, man?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Gumming Mrs. Ghost.
I'm not even gonna.
Shut up and don't talk about my wife.
All right, now listen.
All right, Ghostler gummers.
First of all, don't call me Ghostler.
And second of all, here's my teeth.
Look.
There's my teeth.
Eastern time again.
Have you ever played?
Have you ever played Wolfenstein Enemy Territory?
It's an old ass game like you and it's free and it'd be more than happy to kick your ass in it.
Oh, shut up.
I mean, sit there and shut your mouth.
I've played it for Christ's sake.
It was a bargain-bin game.
I've played it.
Cheers, big time, big catalyst daddy.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Fuck the inner circle.
Fuck the inner circle.
You son of a fuck you.
Fuck you.
Don't you even go there, man.
I'd buy that for a circle.
Ghostler's moldy denturs.
I'm freaking gagging over here.
That's what I'm saying, Captain Desi.
I mean, give me a break.
Give me a break with these people, man.
They're capitalist toads, honestly.
Give them food and they will.
Who's the cane toads?
What is this?
They will get rid of the stray dogs.
These toads croak and sing.
Goddamn now.
They are happy.
Anita hard cooch.
I need a hard cooch.
Do I think that WW3 is going to pop off with India?
I'd like to talk about it, but I can't.
Whoa!
Ghost.
Just wanted to tell you thank you for teaching me a little bit more about the Texas Martyrs.
Now, as a teacher, I can let my students know that they were criminals for pillaging and raping.
Shut up, that's a damn wide professor.
Shut up and don't talk that way about the Texas Martyrs, man.
Those teeth sound fake.
What are you talking about?
I don't have fake teeth.
I got all my teeth.
There's the audience.
And as an Uncle Tom ass coconut and ghost, are you going to accept my freestyle challenge for radio?
Freaks out, Texas.
Freestyle for what?
For what?
What do I win to freestyle you?
Hail Gummler?
God fucking damn it.
Assholes, man.
I'm not saying that stupid name.
Whoever said that name, you're a piece of crap.
You're a piece of crap.
Fuck the inner circle.
Stop talking about the goddamn inner circle, you scumbags.
They're my friends.
They're my family.
The inner cycle?
The inner cycle?
The fuck you!
No!
No!
News!
New!
New!
Ah!
God!
I can't believe you goddamn cyber vermin, man!
I don't know what I'm gonna do with all you trolls!
How dare you!
How goddamn dare you, man?
What is this?
Those men didn't die at the Alamo only for you to be a product of Texas.
Shut up, man.
My l Casele, my lineage goes back to the Texas Martyrs, boy.
It goes back to the Texas Martyrs, you son of a bitch.
Alma T Thurgon.
Alma T Thurgon.
Who the hell is that?
I don't know you.
Now, everybody, stop.
Everybody stop donating.
Everybody stop right now.
I'm gonna drink my beer and I'm gonna continue with my show.
All right, I can't believe you fucking people that continue to do this to me after 26 goddamn episodes, man.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
You people even can have a find a soul can't stop.
And just let me do my show, man.
Stop talking about the inner circle.
Stop talking trash about the inner circle, man.
I'm warning you.
I'm warning you.
The Texas Smarters.
That's a good one.
Ghost.
Shut up, Evil Mira.
Shut up.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
You're a son of a bitch.
Ghost blows kept.
Just sit there and shut your goddamn freaking pie hole.
I'm tired of you, man.
Just shut up.
All of you, just shut up.
Jennifer Baker, shut your stupid goddamn ass up before I get my pimp hand strong on you.
Mrs. Ghost is a piece of ass.
Shut your ass up, or I'll get my freaking I Turner pimp hand strong on you.
Shut up.
All of you, just shut the hell up.
All of you, just shut the hell up.
All right.
My goddamn heart's beating like a rabbit.
My heart's beating like a rabbit.
Let me catch my breath.
I buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
Inner circle is my family.
Reality, inner circle has more backstabbing than a Jewish picnic.
What the hell is that supposed to mean, Anonymous?
What the hell's that mean?
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, you're making me.
You're making me belt.
Shut up, Jennifer Baker, and screw Pootie Pie.
Tell Pootie Pie to go shove up his goddamn Swedish ass.
Oh, my God.
Feel soy man!
Feel soy, man, you fucking.
Shut up!
Shut up!
And she's ghost flicker, shut up!
I beg Mrs. Ghost, shut up!
Oh, you goddamn troll terrorists!
Shut up!
She's a whore.
Stop talking about my wife, you got to drink.
I'm warning you!
I'm warning you!
You all better shut your yapper, man!
Shut it all up!
Shut it all up, man!
Your teeth is made of the same plastic as the 15 and a half-inch strap on that.
You wear over your 1.5-inch cocktail.
You son of a bitch.
Just sit there.
You're jealous.
You're jealous of the manhood that I possess, man.
You're jealous of the manly dominance that I'm throwing around this internet like it ain't inner circle jerk.
Stop talking about the inner circle.
All of you listening, shut your stupid, stinking, fat fucking mouths about the inner circle.
I'm warning you, don't talk about the inner circle, or you're gonna be in hot water with me.
If not, God, I'd buy that for a doctor.
Oh, God, throw the dentures.
Go shut up.
All of you just shut up.
All of you just shut up and let me go.
I'm trying to catch my goddamn breath.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
You sons of bitches, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghost, my man, you gotta be chill with these idiots, man.
They only come at you like this because you go all nuts, man.
Sit back, take a shot, do what chills you out.
I'm trying big capitalist daddy.
I'm trying.
I feel that might help you here.
I'm trying.
I'm trying, man.
But these goddamn trolls, man, they keep coming, man.
It's like freaking every damn show.
It's the same thing, man.
Over and over and over and over, man.
Ghost is trendy.
Somebody go shoving up your ass, man.
I'm not a trans-testicle.
Shut up.
All right, everybody, just shut up right now, man.
This will track us down and make Hurricane Katrina look like a fucking joke.
Burn out ghost you son of a bitch Go shut up.
Everybody, just shut up, alright?
Just shut up.
Everybody, just shut up.
Oh, my God.
I need some more beer.
I've already chugged all the beer, man.
I've already chugged all the beer on.
Butter one, ghost, teeth, zero.
Stop talking about my teeth, man.
Just stop talking about my teeth and shut up and let me talk.
I haven't even done my show.
It's been 40 minutes of you stupid scumbags trolling me, man.
Inner circle, jerk inner circle is a joke until Jack.
We're gonna get to just shut up, alright?
Everybody, just shut up.
Just shut up.
Everybody, just shut up.
Andrew Yang 2020.
What the hell is that?
What who's Andrew Yang?
Ping pong ping?
Suck my ding-a-lang, man.
What the hell is that?
Oh, my God.
The inner horsicle.
Stop talking about the inner circle.
I warned you, and this is the last time.
This is the last goddamn time I'm warning you, man.
This is the last time I'm warning all of you.
All of you, man.
I need some goddamn beer.
I can't take it.
These freaking trolls, man.
I need some more beer.
I need some more beer, man.
Oh, God.
I need some more beer.
Oh, my God.
Everybody in the chat room, shut your ass.
I see you assholes in the chat room.
What do you want to know?
Attention trolls.
What are you going to do when this man is gone?
Who are you going to bother next?
This isn't accomplishing anything.
You idiots are antagonizing this man for the wrong reasons.
I know.
You're damn right, Anonymous.
Kiss Pig: Stop Trolling Me00:12:54
They're going to miss me when I'm gone.
You'll miss me when I'm gone.
These toads are croaking.
They are croaking for life.
Oh, God.
Get out a dog's bowl of milk.
And what is this talk?
They'll look out you.
What is this?
Toad's crap.
What is this toad's crap, man?
Good God.
Give me my freaking beer, man.
Jesus Christ.
I'll put in the goddamn glass, man.
I can't believe you people, man.
I don't know what I'm going to do with all you trolls, man.
I don't know what I'm going to do with all you trolls.
God damn it, man.
Now let me drink.
Hold on.
Let me drink this beer.
Let me drink this beer and I'm gonna do my show and all of you stop donating.
Just stop.
We won't miss you.
You're goddamn liar.
You're a goddamn liar.
You'll miss me when I'm gone.
You're a goddamn liar.
You'll all miss me.
You'll all miss me when I'm gone, man.
I'm gonna become a wrinkle in your brain.
I'm gonna be in your subconscience.
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.
You son of a bitch.
Me magic on ghost death.
Oh, God, that's fucking horrible, man.
You got them.
Son of a bitch.
Oh, goddammit.
What kind of crap is that, man?
Attention.
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
What kind of fans are cancer links?
What kind of listeners do I have?
I got listeners that want me dead, man.
Ease up, guys.
Ghost has endured enough abuse for one night.
Shut up.
It's not his fault.
He was born a crippled homosexual.
Shut up, ghost wheels.
Pod.
I'm not in a wheelchair.
Shut up, man.
I'm not in a goddamn wheelchair, man.
Everybody, just shut your goddamn ass.
God damn it.
All of you, man.
Goddamn, all of you.
And what are you idiots laughing at in the chat room?
What are you laughing at?
Look at him.
Look at him in the chat room.
They're laughing.
They're laughing for Christ's sake, you son of a bitch.
They're laughing.
Ah!
God kid!
They're laughing!
Ah, goddammit!
Show me some respect, damn it!
Show me some goddamn respect, man!
I've had an 11-year broadcasted career.
Show me some respect!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
What is this crap?
What is this?
I don't even know what is this!
What is this, Yakohomo?
What is this, Yako-Homo?
Shohamada, Shi Usa Shajano, Takamada.
What is this Yakohomo?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Toad Croak, no.
Can you shove these toads up your ass?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Pressa, if Mrs. Ghost is a MILF.
True heart attack rating.
Look at these people.
Look at these listeners, man.
They want me dead, man.
What kind of a sick macabre audience did I have listening to me?
They want me fucking dead.
Oh, God.
What the hell's wrong with you, man?
Why do you all hate me?
Why?
Why do you hate me?
What the hell did I ever do to you, pieces of crap, huh?
What the hell did I ever do to you, you piece of crap, huh?
I never did nothing.
I never did nothing but try to do a show, man.
That's all I tried to do.
I just tried to do a show so that people could listen.
So I could spark synapses in the brains of people, man.
What the hell did I ever do to you?
Can you say my name?
It's a bit challenging.
Alvana Gurcock.
What the hell does that mean?
Alvani Gercock.
I don't know what the hell that means.
There's a person in the chat who wishes Ghost was dead.
Why?
What did he ever do to you?
I know.
Why are you attacking his family?
What did they ever do to you?
Color isn't right.
You've never met Ghost.
You have no.
I know.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
Press pig emoji for hambone ghost.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm not a hambone, man.
I'm not a freaking hambone.
Leave me alone, all of you people.
Just leave me alone.
Every one of you, just stop donating, man.
Just shut the hell up, Z for inner ass kiss.
Shut up about the inner circle.
That's the last time, man.
Just stop donating, all you scumbags.
There's no reason for you to donate anymore.
Just leave me alone.
Just leave me alone.
And what is this toad crap?
I can shove some toads up your ass.
They'll croak and the noises coming out of your ass will have more entertainment than the current city.
I don't know, man.
I don't know, man.
Offers in chat.
I'll also throw in a free engineer Valentine with this.
Hey!
Don't be selling my old autographs, you asshole!
That's nostalgia!
That's old school artifacts!
Don't be doing that, you scumbag!
Look at these people!
They don't even care!
They don't care about me!
I read more into your compassionate news act.
Your Texas weed has the potency of PBR.
Meanwhile, I'm sitting here smoking legal good shit.
Oh, go shove up your ass, man.
I get some good stuff.
I get my weed from the Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner, man.
Just shut up, man.
Just give me my freaking beer, man.
I need some beer.
I'm going to chug this beer.
It's the only goddamn thing.
It's the only goddamn thing that takes the pain away, man.
Oh, my God.
Tommy Pinkerson.
Imagine white knighting for a Jew boomer.
Lol.
He doesn't care about you guys standing up for him.
Ghost, the only way this stops is if you admit defeat to U.S. You've never won.
You will never win, and you have to admit to this.
What are you talking about?
I'm still standing.
Captain Desi, another big capitalist daddy.
Too many ass kissers.
Shut up, man.
Leave him alone.
They appreciate the show.
Just leave him alone.
I'd buy that for you.
Just leave him alone.
Listen to Ghost guys.
Words of shalt hear much.
Thou shalt speak little.
Thou shalt act well.
Thou shalt forget injuries.
Thou shalt render good for evil.
Thou shalt not misuse either thy strength or thy superiority.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean, fake Jackler, man.
Oh, God.
I'm sorry, folks.
These people are making me belch.
I'm sorry if you're getting grossed out by it, man.
These people are making me belch, man.
I mean, they're just causing all kinds of stress, man.
Not just in my own physical psyche, my mental psyche, but my physical body.
MY PHYSICAL BODY!
Anonymous!
Why don't you kiss my 13 and a half pound toad and let it eat the worms out of your ass?
Oh, go shove up your ass.
What kind of anonymous donation was that, man?
What was that?
Ghost a break.
You don't know the good things he does in the world.
Like the one time he lynched a black man and shut up.
I don't cut down this crap.
Shut up.
Yunkie kelp.
Shut up.
All of you.
Shut up and stop trolling me, man.
Just stop trolling me already, man.
Buy that for a dollar.
The ham ghost show?
Man, fuck you, man.
Oh, God, man.
I'm just so sick of you people, man.
I'm so sick of you people that just do this to me every day, man.
Every day.
Every time I do a show.
Every day.
Every day.
Every time I do a show.
Every day.
Every day.
Every time I do a show.
Every day.
Every day.
Every time I do it.
Oh.
Oh, God.
I can't take it.
I can barely hang on.
The only reason I can hang on is because of the booze, man.
And just what the fuck is doxing going to accomplish, trolls?
You post someone's personal information.
Oh, stop it.
Good for you.
Do you want a medal?
You stop.
There's nobody toxic to anybody.
Everybody just stop, man.
Everybody just stop.
Everybody just stop.
Ha, ghost.
I didn't know your show was sponsored by Polygrip.
Good for you being a strong supporter of something that even you need.
You're an ass kiss.
You should make a video as to how white your dentures can get.
Shut your ass.
I don't have dentures.
I got real teeth, man.
Hey, fuck that guy who called me an ass kisser.
You all can go to hell.
Hey, there you go.
You're damn right.
Fight back.
You're goddamn right.
Carl these goddamn trolls rubbing in their head.
Is my name difficult too?
Ray Paul me go.
Shut up.
I'm not saying that name.
Shut up.
I know what you're trying to make me say, man.
I know what you're trying to make me say.
So shut up.
Oh, I don't know what I'm going to do with all you trolls, man.
I don't know what I'm going to do with all you goddamn trolls, man.
I don't know anymore, man.
I just come here, man.
I'm just trying to do a show, man.
I'm just trying to do a show.
And this is all I get.
I just get nothing but a bunch of sick, demented internet people, man.
You're a bunch of sick, demented internet people, man.
To the idiot that called me an ass kisser, go fuck yourself.
You're goddamn right, and you're damn right.
You damn trolls, damn you.
Damn you.
Do you understand me?
I've got real people that listen.
And the people that listen and then appreciate the financial insight and the political and social commentary.
Don't call them ass kissers.
All right.
They appreciate my show.
They appreciate my show.
even though all you damn trolls are raiding me and making my goddamn internet life a living hell.
Oh, my God.
TONE Radio.
Shut up your ass, man.
Shove it up your ass, man.
Shut up, Captain De- Shut up about my teeth man.
You stupid mean magicians are gonna make something happen to my teeth.
I know it.
I'm coming for you.
Ghost leather face.
Go shove it up your ass.
Listen, stop talking about my teeth man.
I'm not joking.
My lips kiss all the ass of the boys and they're like, yes, I freaking love it.
They're like, kiss my ass some more.
Shut up, it's not the real Captain Tess.
I would have to kiss you.
Shut up.
Shut the real Captain Tessie.
Shut up.
Focus Mental Energy On Something Else00:14:45
Let's give poor Ghost a break.
Tip back a warm glass of butter and let him do his show.
Pig, bam, hone, pig.
What the hell does that mean?
Now shut up, everybody.
Shut up.
All right, everybody, just shut your stupid steak in salmon-smelling holes.
All of you, just shut up.
I'm going to drink some more beer.
Remember the all-mo.
Don't kill me, Obama pleaded, a tear running down his cheek as Ghost rose his magnum revolver.
Shut up, sick fanfield.
There's no watermelon where you're going to be.
Shut up.
I don't condone this ghost.
Ghost replied as he unloaded shot after shot at Obama.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What is it?
All your real listeners are Aspi Normies raised by single mothers, and you are the only grown man that will actually talk to you.
What are you talking about?
I'm no normie, alright?
I'm not a normie.
All right, I don't know what you're talking about.
I was around on 4chan while you were a twinkle and your father.
I'm not a normie.
And shut up.
That's not the real Donald Trump.
Shut up.
Alright, shut up.
That's not the real Donald Trump.
Shut up.
I'm not a Normie, asshole.
All right, you're the Normie.
I'm not a Normie.
Hey, Ghost.
I don't work out that way anymore, but I once was in West Texas doing some oil pipeline survey work.
Oh, yeah?
Lived in Sterling City, San Angelo, and Midland.
Even though it's mostly desert, it is real beautiful country out there.
I could, it's Texas, man.
It's freaking Texas.
All right, that's what it is.
It's Texas.
Everywhere is Texas, man.
We used to be our own country, man.
We used to be our own country.
All right, this is a beautiful country out here in Texas.
And I thank God every day that I live in Texas.
And the martyrs of Texas, the Texas martyrs, my blood lineage goes back to they.
I appreciate every day, man.
Cheers, man.
Cheers to everybody out there.
Let me drink my goddamn beer and we can move on to the broadcast.
The fake Jackler, what do you want?
Word of advice for the troll shalt study to know men, that thereby thou mayest learn to know thyself.
Thou shalt ever seek after virtue.
Thou shalt be just.
Thou shalt hear much.
Thou shalt speak little.
Thou shalt act well.
No Baptist sermons, okay, there, Jackler.
All right, no battlers.
Toad were.
I'll empty my bank account at this rate.
Last toad message.
How do you know?
Stop.
What the hell's up?
What is the thing?
The toad theme.
What's behind the toad theme?
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
You've been bombarded my show with toad this, toad that.
Tadpoles up the ass.
What the hell's that mean?
Attention, Catheter Patents on Obamacare.
I'm a professional YouTube hambo, and I use catheters.
Been YouTube Ng for 25 years.
You all stop.
I've broken 14 cans.
I know pain, and I don't want any more of it.
Especially when I cast.
I need to blow my nose, man.
You sick, crooked, goddamn troll terrorist and cyber vermin, man.
You're making me secrete mucus.
You're making me secrete mucus, man.
Hold on.
Here we go.
Welcome, everyone.
Welcome, one and all.
Today we'll see Ghost's teeth disappear right before your very eyes.
Don't shut up!
I'm talking about my teeth, man.
I'm not joking.
You mean magicians are going to make something happen to my team?
Shut up.
Shut up about my teeth.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up about my goddamn teeth, man.
Just shut up, man.
Shut up.
I already told you the Texas Martyrs would be disappointed in you.
Are you kidding me, man?
The Texas martyrs would love me, man.
I think the thing behind the frogs is Pepe's.
That's for Pepe's?
I don't think so, man.
Toads.
Normie Show, episode 26.
Shut up.
I'm not a Normie.
Shut up.
I'm not a Normie.
God damn you, man.
God damn you.
You understand?
I go back in 4chan history.
What do you want?
I had to see to that.
You admitted you were retarded Alex Jones.
Shut up, asshole.
That helps all the autists like yourself.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
The more you talk, the weaker your teeth get.
How many shows are there?
Is that for real?
Is that for real, though?
The more I talk, the weaker my teeth get.
Is that for real?
Look, shut up, man.
I know you mean magicians, man.
Stop this mean magician, this mean sorcery shit.
Troll scoreboard 26-0.
Listen, shut up.
I'm serious.
Shut up.
Stop.
Stop.
Ghost has Jew go to.
Shut the hell up, man.
Oh, God, you're making me belch, man.
Listen, I'm not joking, man.
You assholes memed the freaking Dallas Cowboys meeting the LA Rams, spamming that freaking Ram Ranch crap.
And then, you asshole troll terrorists and cyber vermin, you went overboard with the goddamn Viet fucking nam trolls, the Viet fucking Nam trolls, over and over and over again.
And now we've got Donald Trump right now.
We've got the president, Donald Trump, right now, meeting with the North Korean head of state, Kim Jong-un, and Viet fucking NAM.
I mean, good God.
Press T for ghosts' teeth.
Listen, shut up, man.
I'm not even joking.
Shut up.
Stop.
Stop your sorcery, you mean magicians, man.
I believe that.
I believe it.
I'm not even kidding.
That's why I'm telling you to stop talking about my teeth.
All right?
Stop talking about my teeth.
All right?
Stop focusing your mental energy on my teeth.
Focus it on somewhere else.
You know what?
Maybe not.
Maybe you'll focus it on my final.
Who knows?
Hey, we got TN Apostle, baby.
$25, man.
Cheers to TN Apostle.
$25 donation.
Oh, that's a breath of fresh air after all this goddamn trolling, man.
After all this meme sorcery trying to, I don't know, do something to my teeth.
TN Apostle, baby.
Cheers to TN Apostle, man.
Oh, my God.
And cheers to Frieza Zakata as well for the $100 donation on the last broadcast, man.
T first hair next.
Teeth first hair next.
Shut up.
Hail Tiefler.
Listen, I'm not kidding.
All right.
I'm not joking, man.
Everybody just stop, all right?
Crying in my crib.
My foreskin will not heal.
Shlomo took it all and made it into his meal.
Oh, my God.
No!
Oh!
Oh, God.
Shut up, man, and anonymous.
Yeah, no kidding.
Attention and honors, everybody, shut up.
Root canals for God.
Listen, I'm not kidding, man.
Stop your mental energy focusing on my teeth.
All right, stop.
Everybody, just stop, man.
We can't understand you.
I don't have dentures, you asshole, all right?
I don't have dentures.
Shut up.
KBG revolves.
Alex Jones on Joe Rogan.
I don't follow Alex Jones, and I know you hate him, but that podcast was on some fourth eye shit.
Oh, yeah.
I highly recommend it.
So they were talking about aliens.
They were talking about aliens telling the elite what to do.
Are you kidding me?
What are you talking about?
I've already seen the Rams go into football.
He's now focusing on Vietnam.
So maybe Ghost should probably stop drinking all that alcohol before it rots his teeth.
Stop talking about my teeth.
Listen, I'm not joking.
You sick, disgusting troll terrorists, cyber vermin perverts are meme magicians.
You all are meme magicians.
Stop talking about my fucking teeth.
Hey, ah, baby.
Stop.
Stop talking about my teeth, man.
I know it.
I know you! I know you! I know you!
UGH!
Just stop!
Seriously.
Just stop.
I don't want any meme magic on my teeth.
So just stop.
Everybody stop, man.
Everybody just stop man.
I don't want to listen.
I have my teeth That's my teeth.
I don't want nothing to happen to my teeth.
They're all my teeth.
Oh, my God.
And whoever said no bitch in the $2, man, F you.
All right, give me some more beer, man.
These people are looking.
That's all they're talking about in the goddamn chat room.
That's all they're talking about.
My teeth.
Stop talking about my teeth.
Focus your mental energy on something else, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Teeth first, life next.
Teeth first.
Why do y'all want to see me dead, man?
Why do you want to see me dead?
Oh, my God.
What is meme magician?
I will make myself disappear because I'm a bad troll.
A very bad troll.
Oh, gosh.
Just shut up, man.
Just go sit there and shut your mouth.
I just want you people to stop talking about my teeth.
All right, give me some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer.
I need some more goddamn beer.
I need it now for Christ's sake, man.
I'm not joking, man.
If anything happens to my teeth in the next month, I'm holding you sons of bitches accountable.
Do you hear me?
Are you hearing me?
If anything happens to my teeth in the next month, I'm holding all of you accountable.
NGT for ghost.
Shut up.
This is serious.
I'm not joking.
You sick, demented troll terrorists and cyber vermin are meme magicians, man.
And y'all proven it just in the 26 episodes that I've been doing this show.
If something goddamn happens to my teeth in the next goddamn 30 days, I'm blaming you.
I'm blaming all of you.
Keep drinking till you're dead.
Just shut up, man.
Just shut up.
If something happens to my goddamn teeth, I'm going to blame all of you stupid sex of trash, man.
Why?
Stop focusing your mental energy on me, man.
Hey, here's Big Daddy Catalyst.
Ain't nobody want to see dead or toothless go.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on.
I heard another sip of alcohol.
Teeth here today, gone tomorrow.
Tea in chat is a bad thing.
Stop!
Stop it with that mean sorcery crap!
Why did you say you ran beer?
Then stop it now!
Stop it, goddamn now, man!
I'd buy that for a dog!
Gummy ghost!
That's not funny, man!
I'm serious, man!
You people, if something happens to my fucking teeth in the next 30 days, I'm coming after all of you, man!
I'm coming after you all!
Season 9 is the final season of my little pony friendship as magic.
Stop this is not a story, stop.
Shut this bro, shut up your best place for it.
We'll party with you.
Join forces and make the ghost show 20% of the time.
Sons of bitches, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Don't worry.
Nothing's going to happen to your teeth.
You're going to be fine.
Don't believe these idiots.
I don't know, man.
They're freaking me magicians, man.
Press R for rot his teeth.
Press R for rot his teeth.
No!
Don't!
Toothless!
No!
No!
Dude!
Dude!
You!
You!
Do you!
I'm serious!
Stop talking about my teeth!
I'm serious, you stupid scumbags!
Stop talking about my teeth, man!
You're a bunch of me magicians!
Don't you understand?
Stop focusing your attention on my teeth.
I'm serious.
If something happens to my teeth in the next 30 days, man, I'm blaming all of you!
I'm blaming all of you!
I'm not kidding.
I'm blaming all of you.
I'm blaming all of you.
All of you that are listening, man.
You're complicit.
Even if you're just sitting here listening, you're getting a crack at it and think it's so funny.
You're complicit, man.
Silence is consent.
I'll give you my goddamn beer.
Press N to napalm trolls.
Press end to napalm trolls.
I'm glad there's some people out there that don't like these trolls, man.
I'm glad to see it, man.
It gives me a little fire.
It gives me the ambition to keep going, man.
That's what it does.
That's what it does.
Fuck Captain Poop And Roller Skates00:08:02
Oh, my God.
My heart's beating like a goddamn rabbit, for Christ's sake, man.
For Christ's sake.
I'd buy that.
Oh, my God.
Squirts for ghosts.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
I know what you mean by that, man.
Shut up.
Just shut up, man.
Stop talking about my teeth in the chat room.
Stop it, man.
Does Mrs. Ghost have to chew your apples and regurgitate it back into your mouth?
Shut up.
I have all my teeth.
Just worse when mixed with beer.
What is your favorite flavor of applesauce to gum?
Mrs. Ghost or anything like flavors?
I'm not a baby bird.
I have all my teeth.
I don't know why y'all are spreading this slang or slop.
I'm going to come over there to San Antonio.
Oh, I'll fucking kill you, you old senile.
Aww.
Well, good.
Just put me out of my misery, man.
Mr. Ghosty, have you considered insuring your teeth with gap insurance in case you lose?
What the hell are you talking about?
You still need your chompers to eat a salad with your favorite salad dressing, Ram Ranch.
You fucking son of a goddamn bitch.
God damn it.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I got somebody that wants to murder me, and then I got some idiot that wants my teeth, man.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ, man.
What did I ever do to deserve this?
All I wanted to do was do a show, man.
That's all I've ever wanted to do is do a show, man.
That's all.
That's all I've ever wanted, man.
And all I've ever been done for the past 26 goddamn episodes, I have been bombarded by trolls.
What do you want?
Silence as consent.
Then Ghost's Granny consented to all of the kinky shit I did to her rotting corpse.
Oh, shut up.
Don't talk about my granny.
I've told you all before, you stacks of crap.
Don't talk about my granny.
God damn it, my granny was a pious woman.
Oh, I'm a gummy ghost.
Yes, I'm a gummy ghost.
Oh, I'm a yummy tummy, funny, lucky gummy ghost.
I'm a jelly ghost, because I'm a gummy ghost.
Oh, I'm a moving groom.
Shut the hell up, Erlang.
Just shut up and stop talking about my girl.
Gummy, ghost.
Just stop talking about my goddamn teeth, man.
Y'all are a bunch of sick meme magicians, man.
I'm warning you.
And I'm gonna warn you, man.
If something happens to my goddamn teeth in the next goddamn month, I'm gonna blame you, sacks of craps.
Give me head without your dentures, so it's all gum and tongue action.
Oh, God, if you can do that curly voice, DeAndre, what do you want to the down low brothers?
DeAndre Omar, you download brother.
Take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with that talk, man.
Give me my goddamn beer, man.
This is the only way.
It's the only way I can continue to do this broadcast for Christ's sake, man.
You can't kill Ghost because he's already a ghost.
Ghosts can't die.
Just saying.
By the way, why do they call you ghost?
Because I can't die.
That's why.
One hour, still no markets.
Have you been listening to the show?
I've been trolled, man.
I've been cyberbullied, man.
I've been cyberbullied for over an hour.
You're all listening to it, man.
I'm a cyberbully punching bag, and everybody's laughing.
All these goddamn trolls.
Look at what is this, roller ghost.
Roller ghost, let us pray to the Buddhist.
Just shut up.
Buddhism is Satanism.
Shut up.
I don't want to hear it, man.
I don't want to hear it.
Everybody just shut your goddamn stinking hell.
You're stinking.
You're stinking holes, man.
Oh, my God.
Cheesy Willie.
And I got to shut up, man.
Look at all these people, man.
They're just trolls.
They're sick, man.
They're sick.
They're sick.
Give me my beer, man.
Man, alcohol, please take...
Just take the fucking pain away.
Just take the pain away.
Duke was wondering.
Even though your granny is still gumming, she could probably lend you her dentures.
Stop talking about my grammar.
Stop talking about my granny, man.
Stop talking about my granny.
I'm not even joking, man.
My granny was a pious woman.
Do you understand me?
She never cursed a day in her life.
Whenever she had left over food, she would go to the next door neighbors and give it to them, man.
She was a lovely woman.
God bless her soul.
God bless her soul, man.
Stop talking about my granny.
Stop talking about everybody, man.
Stop talking about me.
Stop talking about my wife.
Stop talking about my dog.
Stop talking about my goddamn granny.
Just stop.
Everybody, stop.
You've done enough damage.
It's freaking an hour and 16 minutes, and I'm already half broken, man.
All right, you're happy, huh?
It's real funny, isn't it?
It's real funny, isn't it?
Oh, God.
Let me have my goddamn beer.
I need more beer.
I need more beer, man.
I need some more beer.
It's just not taking a goddamn pain away, man.
It's not, man.
And you people in the chat room, man, go screw yourselves, man.
You're a bunch of sick, demented milky liquors, man.
Give me my goddamn beer, man.
need more beer it's the only thing that it's the only it's the only thing that takes the pain It's it, man.
It's it.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
And can somebody verify if it's true that if you talk too much, you're going to lose your teeth?
Because that's like weighing on my conscience right now, man.
I don't know if that's a goddamn troll or not, man, but man, if if like talking and talking and talking like does something to the teeth, man, I don't know, man.
I may have to do something else to the show, man.
I don't know.
I don't want to.
I don't want these meme magicians to be sitting over here doing something to my teeth, man.
What kind of trolling is this?
The original trolls from True Capitalist Radio were better.
This is lame.
What are you talking about, man?
They're trying through meme magic do something to me, man.
They're doing things to me.
I'm trying to do my show.
They don't want me to do my show.
Fuck you, Captain Poop, all right?
Fuck you, Captain Poop.
You're probably sitting there in a damn puddle waiting for somebody to take a dirty diarrhea turd in it, you ass blast enthusiast.
So shut up.
Oh, wait.
Ghost Might Work If You Bookmark It00:03:38
That's right.
Your granny died from having no teeth.
Guess that's how you'll die too.
Stop talking about my granny.
It's true, R.I.P. teeth.
Listen, I'm not kidding, man.
Stop talking about my teeth, man.
I'm serious.
If something happens in the next month to my teeth, man, I'm holding you all fucking assholes responsible, man.
All right, I'm holding you all freaking responsible.
And whoever the hell for $2,2468, okay, that's great.
Don't be late.
Your mom will be served on a paper plate.
Ghost pass the butter before I double dip your asshole, you fat cuck.
Go shove it up, you're asking, Captain Willie.
I got your Willie right here.
I got your Willie right here, you scumbag.
15 and a half Holmes John Holmes sausage, man.
50 and a half.
It's John Holmes sausage, man.
Oh, my God.
My heart's beating like a goddamn rabbit, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
I mean, I don't know what I'm going to do with all you trolls, man.
I don't know what I'm going to do with all you trolls.
Oh, God.
I thought that I was going to be able to.
I thought I was going to be able to do my show, man.
I thought I was going to be able to do my show, man.
Today, Bitcoin is at 52.08%.
Shut up, everybody.
Just stop doing my point.
Shut up.
XRP is at 50%.
Shut up.
Stop doing my channel.55%.
Nem is at 0.30%.
Monero is at 0.5%.
Oh, my goddamn heart.
Toyota is at 0.62%.
And Neo is 0.44%.
My heart pains, man.
I'd buy that.
Oh, my God.
Arsenic for Granny's neighbor.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
She never did that.
Shut up.
She never did that.
Ghost, this is your dear old gran from beyond the grave.
Be sure to brush those gums and change your diaper.
Stop talking about my granny, man.
Stop talking about my granny.
Alex Jones was on Joe Rogan today.
What are you doing with your life, Ghost?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what I'm doing with my.
I don't know.
I'm a cyberbully punching bag.
I don't know.
Hey, ghost.
This might not work, but I heard a good idea about this recently.
Maybe you can post the production notes for the serious listeners on again.
This is just an idea.
I'm trying to, you know, I'm going to try, Captain Desi, I'm going to...
I'm going to try to do some serious stuff on Ghost.Report, man, the website, man. That's why everybody's got to bookmark it and add it to their favorites.
Jesus Christ, man. Jesus.
I gotta blow my nose.
I'm going to blow my nose again, man.
Oh.
Ghost, I'm gonna bend your granny over the Rama 8 pack.
Oh, hot shot.
Need Alcohol To Handle Troll Terrorists00:14:51
Shut the fuck up.
Stop talking about my granny.
Ghost has no willy.
I'll show you.
Never mind.
I'm not gonna show you that.
You sick perverts in the chat are gonna be like, ha, yeah, ah, show it on Pornhub.
Oh, yeah.
Show it on Chatterbait.
Shove it up, your ass.
I'm not a porn star.
I'd never do that.
I know that I'm being relayed right now by these trolls on Pornhub and Chatterbait, but I never do that.
I'd never do that!
Oh my god.
Oh, my God.
Wait a minute.
Is that the real Amy Daly in the chat room?
Did y'all do...
You see what I'm talking about with you meme magicians?
Are you kidding me?
I haven't talked to Amy Daly in years, and you sons of bitches, you kept memeing it over and Oh my god, that's why I keep telling you you all are me magicians.
That's why I keep telling you.
Stop talking about my teeth.
Stop talking about me.
You're me magicians.
DURN ME MAGICIANS!
Honest question ghost If the text-to-speech messages bother you so much, why do you keep them turned on throughout the show?
Oh, the interactivity, man.
That's what makes the show the interactivity.
I can't believe Amy Dale is here.
Man, for a dollar.
Are you kidding me?
When you eat your grandmother out, is the blood coming from her time of the month or your gingerbite?
Oh, shut up, man.
Shut up.
This is why I keep telling you, goddamn troll terrorist and cyber verbin, man.
You're mean magicians, man.
Look, there's Amy Daly.
She's right there.
She's right there.
I'm telling you, that's why I keep telling you, troll terrorists and cyber verbin.
Stop talking about my teeth.
If something happens to my teeth in the next goddamn 30 days, I'm holding you responsible, man.
Press E for ghost eyes.
Oh, you fucking asshole.
Just stop.
Got up.
God damn it.
Shut up.
Leave it alone.
Just my.
I've got all my teeth.
Just shut up about the teeth.
Stop focusing on my teeth.
I told you.
Look, there's Amy Daly.
She's right there.
She's right there.
I told you you're mean magicians, you sick bastards.
I told you.
You don't believe me, man.
You made the Dallas Cowboys face the LA Rams in the damn playoffs.
It was the goddamn last time for the Dallas Cowboys to make the Super Bowl.
Oh, my God.
Amy Daly bathhouse, shut up, man.
I'm telling you, you're mean magicians.
All of you, man.
Just stop.
Everybody, stop.
Everybody, just stop.
Everybody, just stop.
Oh, my God.
Episode 26, man.
I don't know what's going to happen next, man.
Hey, everyone.
Ghosts Toothless Granny here.
Shut up.
Let's move on to the next subject matter.
Michael Cohen testified before the Senate today.
It was a great time.
Shut the hell up, stop.
Stop doing my job, you f ⁇ .
Shut up.
Labor MP suspended in anti-Semitism move.
Conservative Party tops donations list.
Labor pledges tougher online bet limits.
Stop doing my job and exit strategy.
Airlines return to the bottom of the body.
Stop doing my job.
I want to talk about the news, you son of a bitch.
Oh, my God, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, taking too long.
I'm trying, man.
Are you listening to the show?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Press N for ghost Jew noses.
Shut up, asshole.
What the hell is that supposed to mean, Juno?
What does that mean?
I'm coming for your anchor.
Shut up.
Everybody, just shut up, man.
I'm telling you, you're a bunch of meme magicians, man.
You're meme magicians.
Canada really needs to get rid of Justin Trudeau.
Yeah, I agree with you, Captain Desi.
I wanted to talk about that today, but look!
Look!
Oh, hey!
Just struck me.
Trump is currently being protected by the People's Army of Vietnam.
I'm sure Charlie will treat him just fine.
Shut up, evil Mir, alright?
Shut up.
Vietnam's capitalist now.
Ghost, I'm gonna fist your asshole so hard you'll collapse on your wife's face.
Shut up, you pervert.
Shut up.
I mean, do you understand the powers that you people have, all right?
I don't think that you sick assholes get it.
I don't think that you get it.
You have meme sorcery.
You have meme magic, man.
I mean, how much more documented proof that you need?
Here's Amy Daly.
I haven't talked to Amy Daly in years.
Oh, God.
That's why I keep telling you to stop talking about my teeth, man.
And god damn it.
God damn it.
If something happens to my teeth in the next goddamn, I'm blaming you.
I'm just, I'm blaming you.
I'm blaming you.
I'm blaming all of you.
Oh, I need some more alcohol to take the pain away, man.
I need some more alcohol.
I need some more alcohol, man.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, my God.
I need some more beer.
Let's meme ghost vibe.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
Shut your ass.
That's not funny, man.
Just shut up.
It's bad enough that you people want my teeth gone.
Oh, God.
No.
Just shut up, everyone.
All of you, just shut up, man.
I don't know.
Hi, this is the manager at Eros in San Francisco.
We weren't sure how to reach you, but we're requesting that you please stop leaving one-star reviews for our facility as you have clearly never used our stability.
Hey, I'm not doing it.
Continuing will result in legal action.
It's these trolls, man!
These trolls!
Ghosts, gold grill.
I might have to get a gold grill, man.
I'm not even joking just to protect my teeth.
I might even have to get a gold grill.
Teeth falling out.
Liver failure.
Going blind.
Isn't this the modern-day version of the accident-prone kids?
Just shut up, man.
All of you just could summon this one.
This is not funny, man.
You people are sick.
You're demented.
And I can't believe that you're getting any kind of gratification off of this shit, man.
I can't believe that you're getting any kind of gratification, man.
Ghost with glasses equals hot.
I'm a hot man anyway.
Why are you crushing on a listener when you're married?
Keep your distance from Amy or an investigation will be.
What are you talking about?
What are you saying, grindy?
What are you talking about?
I haven't talked to Amy Daly in years, man.
And you troll terrorists.
You cyber vermin, you conjured this up into reality.
Do you understand me?
You're a bunch of mean magicians.
That's why I'm telling you.
That's why I'm telling you.
According to the Dental Health Association, talking weakens the front molars steadily.
The vocal cords vibration reverberates along the teeth, steadily loosening them, and soon causing them to slowly decay.
No!
No, that better not be true.
No!
No!
Oh, God!
No!
No!
I don't want anything to happen to my teeth!
I made the heaven to my teeth, man.
Stop talking about my teeth, all right?
Everybody just stop talking about my teeth, man.
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
Ghost toothless blowjobs.
Go fuck yourself, man.
Just leave me alone.
Why don't you all just leave me alone, man?
Seriously, everybody, just shut up, man.
Everybody, just shut up, man.
I don't even want to.
I don't even want.
Oh, my God.
An hour and a half.
I've been doing this and I've and I've just been a laughing style.
Is this what I've become, man?
Is this what I've become?
That's bullshit.
Nothing's going to happen to your teeth from talking.
I hope not, man.
Oh, God.
I hope not, man.
I think that I believe in me magic, man.
I don't know about you.
Oh, I can't catch my breath.
I don't know about you, but I believe in me magic, man.
I believe it, man.
I believe it, man.
I believe this shit.
I believe it.
I'm not kidding.
I believe it, man.
Oh, God.
I'd buy that for a while.
Ghost is a trend.
Please tell your wife to make me a sandwich the next time I come over and pound her fat ass.
Almost starved last time.
Go shove it up here.
Stop talking about my wife.
Stop talking about my wife, man.
This is.
I don't know what I'm going to do with all you trolls, man.
I'm serious, man.
Meme magic is bullshit.
Otherwise, I would have.
Listen, yeah.
You see, you don't understand.
Meme magic is not about you, you asshole.
It's about the collective consciousness.
Do you understand me?
It's the collective consciousness and the manifestation in the two-dimensional and then manifesting it into real life.
Do you understand?
It's not about you.
It's not about you.
That's why I'm telling all these people that are listening to me.
Stop talking about my teeth.
Stop talking about my teeth.
This is a radio show that you can really sink your teeth into.
Fuck you, Dr. Knockers, alright?
Just shut up, right?
Everybody, just shut up.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Fact, drinks high in alcohol, like spirits, can dry out your mouth.
What?
Not only does this problem cause bad breath, it also boosts your chance of cavities.
No!
Saliva keeps teeth moist and helps to remove plaque and bacteria from the tooth surface.
Teeth in danger?
Teeth in danger.
Don't stop me.
I'm just starting with Amy.
That is my bitch, and this BBC got her locked down.
Trans wants strong black men, not normie boomers.
I didn't know that, DeAndre.
Hey, what are you, a toad?
What do you, what do you what do you want, Toad?
Enough of the toad!
All right, I mean, are y'all talking about the toad because y'all are licking toad?
Y'all are getting like psychological or, you know, you know, tripping out because you're licking toad or something, man.
Just shut up, man.
Just shut up.
Shut up man, man, I'm drinking like a fish I'm drinking like a fish because, I mean, there's just so many things happening right now, man.
I mean, I've got meme sorcerers trying to take away my teeth.
I've got troll terrorists making a mockery of my show.
Amy Daly shows up after meme magic.
I mean, I, I mean, where do we go from here?
I mean, where does the next step take us?
Where does the next step take us, man?
Oh, God, man.
Oh, I mean, everybody's talking about capitalist confessions.
I need to go to confession, man.
Gum disease, tooth decay, and mouth sores are all much more likely for heavy drinkers, and alcohol abuse is the second most common risk factor for oral cancer.
No, no way!
Are you serious?
No way!
No way!
No!
To be specific, everything!
Me wizard asshole!
Disease!
Something's gonna happen!
Something's gonna happen to my teeth!
Something's gonna happen to my teeth!
SOMETHING'S GONNA HAPPEN TO MY GODDAMN TEETH!
That's for a dollar!
BRUH HA HA HA!
SOMETHING'S GONNA HAPPEN TO MY TEETH!
I know it, man!
SOMETHING'S GONNA HAPPEN TO MY TEETH00:16:15
Chug, chug, chug.
Ghost I bet you are the type of guy who wishes his arshole had teeth, eh?
Shut up, ghost is a homo.
Go shoving up your ass.
I'm not a homo, man.
All right, the sign on my ass says do not enter.
So listen, everybody, just stop.
Everybody, just stop, man.
I mean, can you just let me do my show?
You've got your kicks in, man.
I'm half broken, man.
Just everybody, just stop.
Everybody, just stop now.
Shit, I have no beer.
I have no fucking beer.
I need some more beer.
That's what I need.
I need some more goddamn beer.
How many beers have I drank, man?
Two, four, six, eight, nine.
Who cares?
I'll tell you where we go from here.
We kick these trolls' asses in gaming, make them rage, quit.
Long live the inner circle.
Long live capitalism.
Oh, God.
Go!
Oh, that was a breath of fresh air.
The sign on my teeth is gone.
Shut up, asshole, alright?
Let me tell you something.
You just wait till I get the gaming computer.
You just wait.
I have crappy dentures.
Shut up.
All right?
Just shut up.
You just wait.
Press A to enter his ass.
Shut up, you idiot.
Shut up.
The sign on my ass says do not enter.
So shut up.
Shut your goddamn mouth.
Let me get another beer for Christ's sake.
Ah!
That's the only way I can pallet this show.
That's the only way I can pallet, you trolls.
Jesus Christ.
And, you know, I pour my beer into a glass.
Health warning.
Kate teeth is one of the main sources of infection and heart disease.
Can you all please stop trying to fucking freak me out about the tooth decay?
You see, now you sons of bitches are memeing it to where it's getting into my psyche that I might have psychosomatic symptoms, man.
Psychosomatic symptoms.
Captain Desi is back.
I thought we got rid of your shit, stained nose data.
Hey!
Hey, leave Captain Desi alone!
Shut up!
Shut your mouth!
Leave alone!
What the hell is that supposed to mean, Mr. Neckers?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Knock Desi's teeth.
Shut the hell up, man!
Stop doing this shit!
Stop!
Stop!
Fucking assholes!
All you assholes in the chat room and all you intense to speech, you better stop your ass.
You better stop your ass!
Or I'm gonna stop this show!
You better stop your ass!
Or I'm gonna stop the show!
You better stop your fucking loose ass or I'm going to stop this show.
This beer's got a lot of head on it, man.
This is horrible, man.
I should have put more ice in the guy.
Hey, engineer, you should have put more ice in the goddamn fucking ice chest.
You understand?
I thought we had an understanding after last fucking show, engineer.
They're just mad because they're bad, so they come up with child retorts.
Oh, man, look at look at Captain Desi, man.
This guy's growing digital balls of grapefruits, and he's slapping those digital balls right up the goddamn troll's chin for crying.
I'm gonna catch my breath.
I can't even do a laugh.
All right, let me go ahead and do it.
Oh, my God.
All right.
I better stop.
I better calm my ass down.
All right.
I'm starting to feel a little bit of the impact of the alcohol, for Christ's sake.
Gingivitis for ghosts.
Listen, shut up.
Stop talking about my teeth, man.
If something happens to my teeth, listen to me.
I want you all to listen to me.
If something happens to my teeth in the next month, you all are going to be sorry.
You understand that?
Because you all will be sorry.
You all are already in hot water with me.
All you trolls, you're in hot water with me, man.
Oh, God, you're making me belch.
Oh, my God.
I don't know how long it can take this, man.
I really don't, man.
This has been a horrible show.
That's why I just named it, man.
I don't know what I'm going to do with all you trolls, man.
I mean, I'm serious, man.
What do you want, Mr. Sanders?
Every time you speak, Ghost loses more teeth.
Do us all a favor and drive on the opposite side of the road without a seatbelt.
Shut the hell up.
And if you live, let's smother you with his beer-inflated ass.
Just shut up.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Me, magic, end of ice.
Yeah, yeah, you wish, you assholes.
You understand?
The inner circle is a secret society, all right?
Ghost has oral cancer for cra.
I mean, look at all this shit you're wishing on me, man.
Look at this man.
I'm a mo Lester.
What the hell was that?
I don't even know what you said.
You're a piece of crap.
I mean, look at all these people.
They want to see me dead, man.
They want to see me dead.
What the fuck man?
Oh my god, I'm gonna have to break out the wacky tobacco man.
No shit.
Stop talking about my teeth, man.
All right, I have all my teeth you, son of a bitch.
So stop everybody.
Stop me.
I don't even know how long I can do this.
I'm not even kidding man.
I buy that for a dollar.
Ghost, you can lick the shite from my hairy arsehole, you fat cuck.
Also, I gonna take your teeth and put them up my ass.
You can use your tongue to fish them out.
God for Christ's sake.
And wait a minute, hold on.
People in the chat room are saying they're they're using my name to put yelp reviews on fucking, on dentists, on fucking gas.
I don't need a dentist.
Shut, stop this shit.
I'm warning you all in the fucking jump, stop you troll, can't you all just stop and leave me alone man, just leave me alone.
Can't you all?
Just stop man seriously, just stop everybody.
Just stop, man.
Oh my god, they're doing reviews of dentists in my name.
Man, just leave me alone.
Why, man why?
Why are you doing this to me, man?
Why are you doing this to me?
And what?
I'm supposed to sit here and I'm supposed to give you, like radio graffiti and everything you want, after all the shit you're doing to me.
LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME!
LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME!
LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE DOING! TO ME!
I'D BUY THAT FRIDGE!
Hold your hands high and give me your meme magic so we may revive Gummy's teeth from the dead.
Shut the fuck up, man.
Stop talking about my teeth, man.
I'm not kidding man.
If something happens to my teeth in the next 30 days man, I'm holding all you scumbags responsible.
I'm holding all you stupid troll terrorists responsible.
I'm holding you cyber vermin responsible.
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking, man.
Come here ghost, put on your dentures and give me a blow job.
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
This is toothless bloke.
Shut up, man.
Sugar intake is a major risk factor in tooth decay, because the bacteria in your mouth lives on sugar, which means sipping on sugary drinks allows said bacteria to thrive.
Alcohol is enough to break down the enamel on the teeth.
No Stop, man.
Stop doing this!
You're me magicians!
I know what you're trying to do!
Stop!
Stop this shit!
Stop!
Fuck it!
Stop, man.
Why don't you all just stop, man?
Why don't you all just stop, man?
Why don't you all just leave me alone, man?
Ghost, you have been cursed with untouchable trolls, which you will never lay your hand upon a troll in a face-to-face.
See me magic, and now we will use magic upon your teeth to decay.
Shut up all this teeth crap, man.
All this shit is not funny, man.
that's not funny man i gotta blow my nose man because you people are you're making me secrete mucus man buy that for a dollar The Jew that couldn't chew.
The fucking Jew that couldn't chew.
You racist bastard, shut up!
Why don't you just leave me alone?
Why don't you just leave me alone, please?
I just want to do a show, man.
That's all I wanted to.
I just want to do a show, man.
I'm gonna blow my nose.
I'm gonna blow my nose.
Gummers is gonna cry so much, he'll flood Texas again.
Shut up, crip hunker.
Fuck you, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghost scared of Dennis.
I'm not scared of Dennis, you ass.
Just shut up, man.
Leave me alone, man.
Leave me alone.
These trolls are mad at me because they know they can't get me to react.
That's what you gotta do somehow.
Just try not to react.
They want you to get angry.
Really, Captain Nessie?
Should I?
They're pissing me off, though, man.
I wish they were in front of my face.
These goddamn trolls.
I wish this was their face.
God!
I wish this was their goddamn face.
God!
Ah!
I wish this was their goddamn fucking goddamn control, man.
I got shit all over the floor now, man.
You fucking pastoring fan.
I buy that for a dollar.
Toothless Holocaust, man.
Do you want me to end this show, man?
Because I'll do it, man.
I'll do it.
I don't need to be sitting here and taking this from you, pieces of crap, man.
Oh, God.
I'm not saying that fucking name, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Just leave me alone.
Just leave me alone, man.
Just shut up, man.
You keep saying, I know what you're trying to do, but we keep telling you to stop drinking.
You are genuinely ruining your own teeth.
Nothing to do with us.
Instead of putting the blame onto everyone, take some responsibility.
All of a sudden, you care?
Put it down.
Oh, son, you care about me?
Oh, son, you care about me, you trolls.
Oh, son, you care about me.
You don't care about me, man.
You don't care about me.
You don't care about anybody, man.
Look at this episode 26, man.
It's just a fucking fucking joke, man.
It's a joke, man.
It's a joke, man.
These trolls can't get me mad because I can control my emotions.
I know you can do it, ghost.
Here's a history lesson to help.
Back in the 1800s, men and women were able to stifle their emotions until needed.
Granted, they were niggers, but still.
Oh, shut up, man.
That's not Captain Desson.
Shut up.
We still don't care.
I know you don't care.
I know you people don't care, man.
And why?
Why?
Why should I care?
Why should I even give a crap, man?
Why should I sit here and continue and continue to accept cyberbullying from you, sex of crap, man?
I can't believe you, man.
I really, I can't believe you, man.
I'm giving you my freaking heart.
I'd buy that freaking heart, man.
The Hitler tooth.
What the hell does that mean, man?
Just shut up, man.
Abusing Body: I Need A Break00:14:56
Just shut up.
I'm tired of you, man.
I'm tired of all of you.
I'm tired of all of you, man.
Shut up, man.
Since Ghost doesn't want to speak, let me speak for him.
Press M to murder Desi.
Meme magic is real.
No, shut up, Lee.
Shut up.
Don't say that.
We don't condone that.
That's a bad.
Shut that asshole up, man.
You goddamn adult theater licking, gender-fluid, fondling, pansexual Peter Puffer.
Whacking off to tribal nudity, anal object, aficionado, taint-tongue in pieces of nipple-clap-loving, bondage-loving hot dog up the ass having crap.
Shut the fuck up!
All of you!
Give me my god damn drink.
I'd buy that for a dog.
I've been a loyal customer for many years.
They could not save my teeth.
However, they pulled through by giving me an excellent adventure's absolutely.
You just don't bother to notice the difference between actual trolling and us giving you advice.
How about you run the shit by your inner circle?
Might help if you actually took some stuff into consideration.
Shut up!
Just shut up, man.
Need some prosthetic teeth?
We got you.
Walk-ins welcome in any of our San Antonio Delta dental locations.
20% of if you ask.
Stop!
Shut up!
About my fucking teeth, man!
Shut up!
I'm telling you, God!
I know you!
I know you, me magicians, man!
I know you!
You're gonna do something to my fucking teeth!
I know it, you fucking bastards.
I'm sorry for cursing, man.
I'm sorry.
I know you!
I know you, God damn it!
God damn it!
Oh, God.
I need to calm down.
I need to calm down, man.
How many beers have I had for crazy two, four, six, eight, nine, ten?
I've had ten beers.
I've had some cheap bottle of hooch beforehand, man.
Oh, God.
Will you be going to 6th Street for Mueller time?
Shut up, you fucking asshole.
Don't make fun of that shit, man.
Oh, God.
I feel like we're going to throw up.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry, man.
These fucking people, this is what they're driving me to do, man.
This is what they're doing to me, man.
I think I might.
I think I'm going to throw up, man.
I'm not even joking, man.
And it's not because I drank before the broadcast, and hopefully it'll give me like a little bit of thick skin, you know?
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Stop trying to cheer up, Ghost, and stop complaining about the show.
We run this show.
Ghost is our puppet, and he dances when we want him to.
And he relaxes when we allow him.
Shut up, man.
We are the pimp, and Ghost is the hoe.
I'm not a whore.
Shut up, man.
I'm not a whore, man.
Hate to come at a bad time, man, but you got this man.
Just gotta believe yourself and stay 100.
Oh, my God, fucking trailer pork joe, man.
Take a break.
You know what?
Maybe I should take a break, man.
Maybe I should take a break to get my bearings straight, man.
You're drinking your teeth.
Is that for real, man?
Or y'all troll?
I don't even know if y'all are trolling anymore, man.
I don't even know if y'all can troll anymore.
There was an old man who lived by the sea.
Three days a week he screeched and yelled re-re-re.
This show isn't yours.
It's mine.
It belongs to me.
After kicks and kicks of his can tantrum, he yelled, I'm a melting pot of friendship here, can't you see?
We got a Texas poet in us.
What the fuck does that mean, man?
Master teeth, bro.
Ghost, if your teeth fall out, will you sell them like you did with your old beer cans?
Also, ghost shit.
Y'all want to buy my teeth?
Freaking teeth?
What the hell is wrong with you people, man?
What the hell is wrong with you sick freaking troll terrorists?
You want to buy my teeth?
Oh my god.
I mean, do you see?
Are y'all hearing this sick crap?
And these people are sick, man.
These people are sick!
These people are sick, man!
Before I go take a break, I want to have one more beer because you know what?
I'm going to have one more beer and you people are just going to sit there and listen to me drink it.
And if you buy that for a dollar, press B to buy his teeth.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Nobody's buying my teeth.
Shut up, man.
I'm going to pour another goddamn beer.
I'm going to pour another goddamn beer.
And you're just going to sit there and listen to me drink it.
And if you don't like it, then you're just going to sit there and eat it.
Eat it.
Eat it.
I can't believe what you trolls have done to episode 26, man.
I can't believe you people.
I can't believe you people, man.
Oh, my God.
I need some more beer.
I need more beer.
Don't drink.
Eat the beer cans.
I'm not going to eat the fucking beer cans, you idiot.
I'm not that fucking high.
I'm not that drunk, you asshole.
Eat the beer cans.
I got your beer can right here, you asshole, alright?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, man.
Goddamn, engineer, you gotta put more ice in the fucking ice chest.
Do you understand me, engineer?
You gotta put more ice in the ice chest.
I'm getting too much head from this beer.
Do you understand me?
Jesus Christ, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, man, there's nothing but a hand on this fucking beer, man.
I wanted one more fucking beer before I had to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
But all I'm getting is a fucking bunch of head, man.
Oh, God.
What a night.
What a hump day edition, man.
What an episode 26, man.
I mean, what is this, man?
What kind of fans do I have, man?
Have you all listened to this?
What is this can abuser?
Let's have a moment of silence for Ghost Liver.
Shut up, man.
Just shut up.
That's not funny, man.
All right?
I'm only human, man, and I hurt, okay?
And every time you fucking asshole trolls troll me, it's like you physically cut me.
And it hurts.
Okay?
I know you fucking assholes think that I have like some thick skin, but it hurts.
All right?
You hurt me.
You hurt me right here in the goddamn heart.
Fucking right there in the heart.
You hurt me, man.
Put teeth in ice chest.
Shut up, man.
Just shut up.
Shut up, man.
Just shut up, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Before Angie wheels you over to the bathroom, can you give us an update on Templeton?
Shut up, Silverghost.
Look, Templeton is in the next room with Mrs. Ghost, okay?
All right, don't worry about Templeton, man.
I'm over here, man.
I'm abusing my body.
I'm abusing my body with all the alcohol just so I can pallet you, trolls, man.
And you care about where my dog is?
I mean, you see where your fucking mental priorities are?
You gender-fluid fondling freaks.
YOU UNDERSTAND ME!
I'm gonna take a break.
I'm going to take a break, man.
All right.
And let me tell you something, okay?
You know what?
Maybe we should end the show.
Maybe we should just fucking end this crap, man.
I mean, what the hell have you done for me today?
Except for make my life a living hell.
Make my life a living hell, man.
I don't know, man.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I just, I know I need a break.
All right.
Shut up, Toad.
Shut up, Toad.
I know I need a break, okay?
I know I need a break.
So I just drank about, I think I just opened my 11th beer for Christ's sake.
I've been sitting here.
I've been chugging 11 beers in two hours.
I got to drain the main vein, okay?
I got to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
And hey, by the way, did you see how many times Joe Rogan and Alex Jones had to take a piss?
Huh?
Did y'all see that?
Please don't end the show.
All right, Captain Dessie.
I'm not going to end the show.
Don't worry about it.
But did you see?
Did you see how many times Alex Jones and Joe Rogan had to take a piss?
And they were drinking liquor.
They were drinking liquor.
I got 12 fucking beers in me on top of a few shots, baby.
You understand?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You see, you're making me belch.
And now I've got to drain the main vein.
You understand?
Now I've got to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage, baby.
You understand?
I'm a man, baby!
Yes!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I spilt beer.
I spilt beer unbeknownst to me.
All right, listen.
Engineer, can you put the intro music?
And for you folks that don't know what the intro music is, it's called Insanity Control on YouTube.
Royalty-free heavy metal music, baby.
And cheers to the guy who hooked it up.
That's why I keep playing it.
All right.
You got it, engineer, because I got to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that all these troll terrorists and cyber vermin are so ashamed of.
They're like embarrassing.
They're like jealous.
Alex Jones, full set of teeth.
Shut up.
I know you all are jealous that y'all want to handle the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
You want to hold it when I'm draining the main vein?
I know you sick trap-loving pieces of garbage.
I know you.
That's why you're hating.
That's why all of you are hating.
So, anyway, look, I'll be right back, okay?
I'm gonna drain the main vein, all right?
And when I come back, I'm gonna smoke some reefer for a little bit because that's the only way I can pallet, you assholes.
That's the only way I can pallet, you assholes.
That's the only way I can pallet you.
And maybe, since you fucking ruined episode 26, I don't know what I'm gonna do with you, trolls.
I don't know what I'm gonna do with all you trolls.
Maybe we'll do some goddamn radio graffiti, but as far as I'm concerned right now, I need a break.
Okay, I need a break.
Punch ghosts in the balls, you son of a bitch.
Just sit there and shut your mouth.
I'm gonna be right back, all right?
I'm gonna drain the main vein.
I know y'all are probably gonna have a fucking wet fantasy about it while you're tickling your wet asshole and fanning your nuts.
But I'll be right back.
And when I come back, I'm gonna be smoking some devil's lettuce.
And maybe, just maybe, just maybe, just maybe, we'll have radio graffiti for Christ's sake.
You got it, engineer?
Well, take me out.
Go ahead and push the fucking music on for Christ's sake.
All right, I'm out.
Members Suddenly Leaving The Circle00:05:26
I'll be right.
Alex Jones will never be Hacker Man and Ghost Man.
Did you also know that he then updates to have new inner circle members by suddenly leaving after?
Do you really support this?
All right, sorry, I had to extend the song a little bit, and uh, I saw the little ENG for takeover and all that shit.
Medical Grade Hybrids And Mellow Smoke00:05:13
You guys are pieces of crap, you know that?
You guys are pieces of garbage, all right?
Hey, gummy how was your fat break?
Go shove it up your ass, all right, graveyard mouth ghost.
That's not funny, man.
That's really not funny, all right?
Anyway, let's go ahead and um let me calm down.
I'm not a normie!
Ghost ran and ran like a disabled Jewish man.
Shove the inner circle as a scam, and his granny was a man.
I'm not a goddamn normie.
Don't call me a normie, all right?
His teeth are falling out as he continues to shout.
Let's go shove it up your ass, all right?
Let me take one more swing of the beer, and then I'm gonna get the devil's lettuce out, all right?
I'm gonna get the devil's lettuce out, I'm gonna get the devil's lettuce out.
And once I do that, I'm gonna smoke a little bit.
And I guess, I mean, man, look, we've been here for two hours and 14 minutes, man, of nothing but you fucking trolls.
Episode 26!
I don't know what to do with all of you trolls!
I don't.
I don't.
All right.
I have to smoke.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
All right.
You people can call me a pothead all you fucking want to.
I don't care.
All right.
That's the only way I can pallet you people for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
How was your poo go?
I didn't do a poo.
All right.
All right.
I took a fucking 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage like two-minute piss.
All right.
So sit there and shut up.
All right.
All right.
I'm sorry.
Like people in the chat room are like, oh, he's a pothead now.
I'm not a pothead.
All right.
It's the only thing that like, you know, you know, brings me mellow.
You know, mellow.
Mellow.
I mean, you hear this shit, right?
You hear this episode 26, man.
They don't want me to do my show, man.
And, you know, I've talked to the inner circle about this.
And the inner circle has insisted that, hey, ghost, up the fucking price of text to speech.
And you know what?
My response is to them is like, look, it'll go away.
It's going to fade away at some point.
At some point, these people are going to get tired and it's going to be like, all right.
And then I'll do the show.
Then I'll do the show.
I'm calling BS.
I doubt that Ghost costs the inner circle $50,000 anonymous.
There is no proof of that.
Oh, don't worry about that asshole.
That's just, you know, some imbecile that supposedly hates me but still listens to the show.
And I control ghosts.
And I used to be a part of the inner circle.
And, you know, wow.
Wow.
You know what I'm saying?
More like 1.5 inches.
Are you kidding me, man?
I got a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
What the hell are you talking about, man?
Anyway, listen, just shut up.
Let me go ahead and break out the devil's lettuce, the reefer, the weed, the grass, the poo smoke, the, you know, the chronic, you know, where's my goddamn pipe?
Where's my god?
Here's the pipe.
All right.
And all right.
I got my goddamn lighter here.
This bowl hasn't got nothing but ashes.
It's got nothing but ashes.
All right, let's get the medical grade tetrahydrocannabinol.
And like I said, my dealer, folks, even though we're, you know, it's not necessarily legal from where I'm at, I've got a kid that like, you know, and he's not a kid, he's like over 18, but I call him a kid because I'm an old man.
He sells candy apples on the corner, man, and he knows how to get medical grade tetrahydrocannabinol.
I have no idea how it is.
Here it is right here.
And it's got like medical grade.
Like this is like vaginal discharge or whatever the fuck it's called.
All right.
Anyway, it is a hybrid of sativa and indica.
I like hybrids, by the way.
You know what I mean?
Because hybrids, it's like the same thing if you were to do a blend.
You know, do a blend of that.
What is this?
Can I smoke your lettuce?
Jesus Christ, man.
Can you perverts take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with that talk for Christ's sake, man?
Come on.
Come on, man.
Anyway, I'm going to go ahead and load this pipe up.
I've been drinking, trying to take the pain away.
And of course, you son of a bitch and trolls.
It is what it is.
Gum the bums.
I don't have Ziploc.
This is Loudlock.
This is Loudlock.
This is what they distribute the medical grade weaponized marijuana in.
I get the good shit.
You know what I mean?
I don't get the kind of shit that was shoved up some Mexican's ass to get smuggled into this country.
You remember that, you know, the regs?
You know, I mean, the regs were, you're like, you know, literally shoved up some Mexican's colon to get across.
Shekel Goblin Theory And Loudlock00:03:44
And here you are, you just think that you're getting a deal because you get quantity.
You know, like, AD, you don't understand, man.
Like, dude, you know, if you're like 25, I get a quarter, dude.
You know what I mean?
You get a quarter and it's great.
And then you're like, well, it's the kind of shit that was shoved up some Mexican's ass.
It gets smuggled in here.
Dude, you don't understand.
It's good stuff.
You know what I mean?
You know, and especially the indention on the bag.
You could tell that the Mexican had a hemorrhoid on it.
And that's what gives it that hootie hoo.
So, you know, I'm more of, you know, the scientific tetrahydrocannabinol growers, if you will.
You know what I mean?
The stuff that's sticky icky, you know, the stuff that's like, you know, you just look at it in the light.
It's like, it's like blingy like a fucking, like a diamonds, like diamonds.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, let me go ahead and do this.
Let me go ahead and smoke some of this.
And once I do this, I guess we'll get to Rated Graffiti, man, because I really want to get the hell out of here.
I thought that episode 26, you know what?
I kind of knew that this was going to go this direction.
And, you know, like I said, the inner circle thinks that I should like, you know, put text-to-speech, you know, up in price.
But I mean, I'm conflicted, man.
I mean, I don't want to look like some big-nosed, overgrown, pimple-faced shekel goblin over here.
You know what I mean?
But I want to keep the show interactive.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm at your antique store waiting for you.
All right.
Well, that's great.
All right.
Keep waiting.
And listen, I mean, I'm serious, man.
You know, I mean, I want to keep the show interactive here.
And I'm trying to, you know, not look like a freaking shekel goblin.
You know what I mean?
I mean, that's what has made the show, like the show for the past 11 years that I've conducted this internet broadcasting career of mine.
It's been interactivity.
You know what I'm saying?
And I keep telling the inner circle that at some point, at some point, these people are going to stop doing this.
And when they stop, like, you know, throwing donations and trolling my broadcast, at that point, we can bring the show back.
I honestly am in the theory.
Okay.
I mean, I'm honestly in the theory that we can just kind of, you know, kind of fade this away.
It's going to go away.
You know, it's all going to go away.
So I hope it goes away.
All right.
Anyway, I'm going to go ahead and smoke the first smoke of my tetrahydrocannabinol.
And if they don't stop, I mean, I mean, come on, man.
It's got to stop at some point, right?
I mean, this is the internet for Christ's sake, man.
It's got to stop.
It has to stop.
It has to.
There's no way that this can keep going like this, man.
It's got to.
It better.
It's fucking better, man.
That's all I'm saying, man.
All right.
Let me go ahead and take a smoke of this tetrahydrocannemanol.
Oh, yeah.
And you got to hold it in and let it hit the brain, you know?
You got to hold it in and let it hit the brain.
Anybody who says that you just should inhale it is a pussy, you know.
You know, and hold it in to let it hit the brain.
I'm telling you, I mean, I'm not joking.
I really do like medicinal marijuana.
Bill Ted Time Traveler Adventure00:04:19
What is this?
Funny how you haven't missed a show since your true inner shekel goblin has come out.
What are you talking about, man?
These people are always complaining that I'm late.
And not to mention, I'm only going three days a week.
It's Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, man.
I'm not doing it every day.
I'm not doing it five days a week like I used to.
You guys are a bunch of haters, man.
All right.
I mean, I'm serious, man.
Can you all just calm your ass down?
I mean, you know, what did Bill and Ted say in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?
Be excellent to each other.
And party on, dude.
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, how hard is that?
How hard is that?
Hey, let me take a sip of this beer.
Be excellent to each other.
And party on, dude.
Woo!
Y'all haven't seen Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I think y'all need to see that if y'all haven't seen it.
It's a badass movie.
It's what made Keanu Reeves.
Do you understand that?
It's what made Kiana Reeves.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Because have you seen Kiana Reeves' career prior to Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?
Have y'all seen it?
What is this?
You don't have to hold it any more stupid.
You must have lost more brain mass than teeth with all that shit you're smoking.
What do you?
I just barely started smoking there, gummo goblino.
Oh, shut up, asshole.
All right, listen, I just want everybody to understand that Kiana Reeves was made because of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Prior to that, did you see the prior movies of Kiana Reeves?
Raise the price equals Tro Wars versus IC is that for real?
That's an awesome movie.
I haven't seen it in years.
Hey, listen, you should watch it.
Okay, you should watch it.
What is this shit?
We'll be really excellent to you if you bring back MediaShare.
Hey, shut up.
I'll bring back MediaShare.
I just, I have to get a better computer.
I gotta, listen, streaming and doing all this stuff, what I'm doing.
I mean, you need like, you know, fucking gaming computer.
I don't have a gaming computer.
I'm buying a gaming computer so that when it happens, we'll bring back MediaShare.
Just calm your ass down, all right?
Son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm trying to talk about Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
I'm trying to talk about Kiana Reeves.
You know, Kiana Reeves was nothing before Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Did you see his previous movies?
If you have not, may I suggest My Private Idaho.
Now, viewer discretion is advised when it comes to My Private Idaho.
Once you see My Private Idaho, you will understand why Kiana Reeves is Kiana Reeves.
I'm just saying, all right?
I'm just saying.
I'm not inferring anything.
I'm just saying, just watch my personal Idaho with Keanu Reeves and deceased River Phoenix and take a look at that.
And you'll see why old Keanu is Keanu.
You know what I mean?
I mean, you understand that his career started in the late 80s.
You understand that Keanu Reeves, you know, his first films were in the late 80s.
And the guy is still around making movies in 2019.
Okay.
Just saying, just saying, just watch my personal, or my own private Idaho.
Excuse me, that's what it's called.
My own private Idaho.
Check a look at that.
Viewer discretion and advised.
And if you don't like Twink homosexuals, then don't watch that movie.
Open Your Mind To Keanu Reeves00:03:02
Oh!
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, what is this?
Play Dr. Dre's the next episode while you're smoking weed every day.
Man, hell no.
I'm not going to.
I mean, Dr. Dre's a sellout, baby.
What are you talking about?
He's the reason why we have black people correlating the rap and hip-hop ghetto fide lifestyle with black culture.
Fuck that piece of crap.
Does that guy ever age?
He's like a time traveler for real.
Hey, Captain Dessey, he doesn't age because he's in, you know, whatever you think Hollywood is, you don't think that Keanu is like in the middle of that?
Anyway, I'm just saying.
I like Keanu.
I like some of his movies.
I'm just trying to tell you guys to open your mind, dude.
Open your mind, dude.
Open your mind, dude.
Just saying, man.
I'm out of beer already for Christ's sake.
I'm out of beer.
I'm on my 13th beer.
Actually, 14th beer.
More beer for Christ's sake, man.
God damn it.
And like I said, the only reason that I'm drinking all this beer is because of you, saxophrap, man.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me pour this beer in here.
Let me take one more hit from the pipe.
And then I guess we'll go to Radio Graffiti because, you know, what am I going to sit here and continue to take this fucking troll terrorist nonsense, man?
And one other thing.
Why won't you guys let me do a show?
I mean, you all understand.
You've seen the comments in many of the video on demand of the shows previous.
I mean, I got a lot of people that want to listen to the financial insight.
Do you understand that?
To the political and social commentary, for Christ's sake, man.
And one more thing.
Aside from all the content that I used to, that I used to convey, and you people are stopping me from doing it.
I can't find anybody who wants to be on this broadcast to be interviewed.
You know that?
I mean, believe me, when I first started my broadcast, remember I had Mike Valley.
I had a couple of, you know, I wanted to, you know, be an interviewer.
I'm a good interviewer, man.
I'm a great interviewer, man.
But the reason I can't interview nobody is because of you people, man.
No radio graffiti today, please.
It sucks.
That's a troll for Claudia.
Just shut up, all right?
Get to radio graffiti.
Your fucking junkie song.
I mean, what do y'all want, man?
Y'all are like fighting each other now, man.
All right, let me go ahead and take a little sip of this beer.
And, you know, before I get to Radio Graffiti, you might as well, we might as well go ahead and get to some.
Capitalist Army Exploits And Shout Outs00:06:53
Wait, hold on.
Do we have some chat room shout outs, engineer?
Is everybody all good?
You can see that the engineer is being a little docile today because of the last garbage he pulled on the past couple of broadcasts.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to some chat room shout-outs.
Hold on, what is this?
We'll let you do a show once you do something original and fun again.
Shut up, Evil Mirror.
All right.
I'm fucking doing it now.
All right.
Sit there and shut up.
All right.
We got the Jackler for whatever reason.
No, Desi, please.
He sucks.
Hey, what's up to Captain Desi?
How you like that?
Six Vinotary.
We got Devon, Magelin, Azier Flame, Odd Eyes Magician, Yoshi Dude.
What is this?
Capitalist Confessions Today or Baller Fry?
You know what?
Don't tell me what to do.
All right.
Nobody.
And I mean nobody tells me what to do.
I think everybody should have known that by now, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we got Toll Order, Ryan K, Wubsy Rocks, Rocker 6660066, Smoke Smash, Mr. BN King, Carlo Transco from Steel Brigade, whatever the hell that means.
Hamster Rides.
It's a sick name.
Rick Hoover, the Craze Bling, Strider, One Trigger, Aesthetic.
Don't call me your baby buns, you freak show.
We got Sonnet the Hedgehog, King Louie, Adam Tolman, Tim Yurma Crave.
I don't know what the hell that means.
Beat Nick Hurst.
What's up?
Gallant Gallstones.
That's very funny, you asshole.
John Cooey, Hacksaw 606.
Sneakiest Chameleon.
Tiger Upper Cunt.
Tiger.
Tiger.
Tiger Upper Cunt.
We've got Copy Kai.
We've got Bally O.
We got EQ Chronicles.
Shit.
Everybody's fucking really fucking posting the shit here.
Who else we got?
We got Celtic Brony.
We've got Evil Mira.
Go shove it up your ass.
True Capitalist Radio episode number 666.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
We got Skullmer.
We've got Lightning Note, Blake, My Reflection, Sean Rushford, Fluttermark 2020, Neon Night Rider, Neon Night Rider.
We got Dynamo Savage, Action Capitalist, Keem Scarce, Gizmo 2046, Axel 4432, PSN Parker Place, Kitty Cuddle69, King Gaitis, Cadillac Cowboy, Night Prowler, Roving Pariah, Pylons, TCR Videos, Ling Ching Feng Hots.
The Scatman, Bonkers the Gorilla, another Octo, whatever the hell that means.
We got Anarcho-Canadian, Chris Ling Q, I guess.
I don't know.
Dr. Fetus, Jelly Croissant, Pungent Brap.
Real funny, you asshole.
Real, real, real funny, you piece of crap.
Who else do we have?
We got Folk Henny.
I'm not going to say that.
Jimbo, Danger Dan, X Drang93, Watcher in the Dark 69, Budget Game, Big Steve, Weed.
I already said that, you piece of shit.
Warrisy, Miley, Prower, Erica Does.
Who else we got?
We got Chevy Cruz.
I think I already said the Jackler's ass.
As Man, Dear Freckles in the house.
Who else we got?
We got QT Anime Girl, really.
What is this?
Hold on.
Whatever happened to the capitalist army?
Will you ever declare war on Trolleston?
Or are you actually a masochist that actually annoys the pain?
I'm glad you, okay, I'm going to have to pause chat room shout out for this.
The capitalist army lives on.
The capitalist army lives on.
It's just that, unfortunately, many of you, if I told you what the true capitalist army is, you people would troll it and you're just a bunch of troll terrorists.
So you don't understand.
I mean, look up Capitalist Army.
We've been in the news, baby.
Do you understand?
We're big time.
And I'm not promoting Capitalist Army on here because, you know, we're on YouTube.
Anyway, shut up.
There's nothing to talk about with it.
Anyway, we got TGS equals, I don't know what the hell that name.
Brendan McCurley, Red Pill Acolyte, Meow the Rocket, Frogman Man's XYZ.
I'm not saying these sick names.
There's some sick ass names for Christ's sake.
Zam City, Richard McConnell, $300 for Ghost News.
Shut up.
You're not.
You fucking asshole.
Watcher in the dark.
Edgar Crimson.
Shekel McShittin turned.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
Flaming Creations.
Who else we got out of here, man?
Waltman, what's going on, Waltman?
Buster in the house.
Who else we got here, man?
Everybody's already been shouted out.
Cot Dat.
I don't think I said anything to Cot Dad.
Who else do we have here?
We got Bonkers the Gorilla.
Trying to look for people that I haven't.
Jamie Williamson, go screw yourself.
Who else we have here?
Capitalist Army is go shove it up your ass.
Listen, if you want to, look.
You want me to show, if you want me to show some of the exploits that the Capitalist Army has done, maybe you should follow me on YouTube.
And maybe in the new post option, in the new post option that they have for YouTube, maybe, just maybe, I'll post some of the capitalist army exploits.
We're still around, baby.
We're not joking around.
All right.
We're not joking around.
And hey, Puka Doo, go fuck yourself.
I hate you, man.
Who else we have here?
We got Puka Four from 713.
Armies don't exist when there's actual capitalism.
Burrito Life: Another Piss Break00:08:36
Homo.
What are you talking about, man?
You got to defend capitalism.
That doesn't make any fucking sense at all.
What are you saying?
You have to, I mean, when you got a bunch of, you don't know.
You know what?
I don't have time to be doing this.
All right.
I don't have time to be doing this.
I'm trying to do some goddamn chat room shout outs and you're steering me away from that.
All right.
Reptilian shapeshifting master race, whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
We got Nick Hearst Farm Equipment.
Dark Blitz Frenzy.
Pungent Brap.
All right.
It's really funny, you idiot.
Vietnamese fireworks, we've got another, I think I said, I already said that fucking name, who else, we got, Parrot Head 1337.
Who else we got?
We got Vegan Games.
We got Dorito Burrito in the house.
What's going on, Dorito Burrito?
Bob Tom.
All right, I think that's enough.
XU God 2012.
Nemesis Springtrap Game Forever.
Scoot TM.
Moonman.
I'm not saying that for Christ's sake.
93 Shadow.
We Today Crack Tomorrow.
All right.
Shut up.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
For Christ's sake, man.
You see, you people are pissing me off so much, I got to take another piss now.
You know that?
You're pissing me off so goddamn much.
I got to take.
Whoa!
$50 bill.
$50 bill.
Ghost for RS Vietnam.
$50 bill.
$50 bill.
Shoving up your ass evil mirror.
$50 bill, man.
Ghost for RS Vietnam.
What the hell does that mean?
Ghost for RS Vietnam, man.
$50 bill.
All right.
Come on, man.
All right.
And cheers to that guy.
Ghost for RS Vietnam, man.
Cheers to you, baby.
All right.
Cheers.
right?
Look at all the haters in the chat room, man.
Look at all these haters, man.
Jesus Christ.
Why are you hating, man?
Why is everybody hating, man?
Look, people, you know, kind of appreciate old ghost over here, man.
Why you got to hate on that, man?
Why do y'all hate me?
Why do y'all hate me so much?
Huh?
I mean, seriously, man.
I mean, why do you hate me?
Why do you hate me?
I'd buy that for a...
Here's this mudkip, asshole, for Christ's sake.
Unlike the capitalist army, you know, listen, just shut up.
All right.
I don't want to talk about the capitalist army, man.
Quite the boring soliloquy, huh?
Well, who asked you, asshole, all right?
Ghost for RS Vietnam, $50 bill, $50 bill.
And you know what?
You sons of bitches are just being haters.
You're just, you're haters, man.
You're just haters, man.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
All right, all right.
Jesus Christ.
You see, now I got to drain the main vein again.
All right.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
All right.
$50 down the drag.
Shut up.
Stop being a hater.
Stop being a goddamn hater.
All right.
What is this?
Alex Jones.
I don't even know what the hell there's something on Twitter.
I don't even know what the hell you people are saying.
Look, shut up, or I'm going to take another break.
God damn it.
I didn't realize I was going to fill up the bladder this much, for Christ's sake.
My bladder's pretty full all of a sudden, for Christ's sake.
All of a sudden, I got the processing going in the internal organs, and I need to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
So listen, don't go anywhere, okay?
I'm going to have radio graffiti right after this.
I spent all this time, effort, and energy sitting here trying to have some chat room shout-outs.
You know, people that are just sitting there, you know, that are guzzling down cheese whiz, that are flapping their fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard.
You know, I gave them a little props.
I gave them a little attention.
As you can see, these people just don't give a fuck, all right?
These people don't care, all right?
Toho merch when shut up, Tohu merch when.
Shut up, Toho.
There's no Tohu merch.
And by the way, learn to read retard.
I know how to read.
I know how to spoken.
All right, just shut up.
And for the people in the chat room that are saying, hey, ghost, you just peed an hour ago.
I'm on my 14th beer, you dumb fucking idiots.
All right.
I've been up here for two hours and 42 minutes.
I'm on my 14th beer.
And if I don't drain the main vein now, we're not going to have a lot of radio graffiti.
So what do you want?
You want me to have radio graffiti now?
Not that long radio graffiti?
Because I gotta drain the main vein?
Or do you want me to drain the main vein now and have a decent amount of motherfucking radio graffiti?
I mean, come on.
Come on.
Ghost, I'm gonna pull your teeth out while you sleep for coming.
Shut up, man.
Stop talking about my goddamn teeth, you fucking meme magicians, man.
Stop talking about my goddamn teeth.
I'm serious.
I believe that crap now, man.
I believe in meme.
All right, I don't know about you people, but I believe in meme magic.
And if you don't, you better hope that you're not popular, or you better hope that you're not the venting of frustration of a mass amount of people.
That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
Anyway, listen, uh, Jesus Christ.
Uh, hey, put the put the put the beginning music back to the beginning, engineer.
If I don't, man, I'm gonna piss my pants, all right?
So go ahead and do it now, all right?
Don't go anywhere right after this radio graffiti.
Okay, let's do this fucking shit.
Hey, Hummingbird Bladder.
Some of us have work tomorrow.
Go put some empty bottles next to your wheelchair and get to the goddamn RF already!
All right.
I'm not going to leave you guys hanging so hard.
All right.
Get me off the end.
Get the offer, goddamn it.
One Immortal For $325.2500:08:59
By the way, Ghost I've been secretly trolling from the start yay.
What the hell?
For $325, are you shitting me?
Why would you?
What?
Is that a joke?
Hold on.
I'm going to redo that one again for $325.25.
What the hell?
Are you kidding me?
Let me, can we do that again, engineer?
Buy that for a dollar.
By the way, Ghost I've been secretly trolling from the start Yay.
What the fuck?
I just came back.
By the way, Ghost III.
I just came back.
I just came back, man.
Good God.
Whoa.
Well, hopefully we're trolling good from the start.
I mean, you know, hopefully, I mean, good God, man.
I don't even know what to say to that, man.
Just came back from draining the main vein.
Got a smoke to that one, man.
The infamous one, the immortal.
Good God, man.
This is just what, you know, you got, man, man, man.
Oh, hey, we got a lot of peeps up in here that appreciate the show.
That I appreciate that.
I love you guys, man.
You know, Ghost for RS Vietnam.
There was somebody else that donated 25.
Hold on, I gotta.
I got to blow them.
Oh my god.
There we go.
Now I feel, I feel.
I feel great.
I feel wonderful, man.
Infamous the Immortal.
Good, good God.
All right.
All right.
Now that that's enough.
All right.
Here we go.
All right.
Now, without any further ado, I guess we could.
Hold on.
I got a.
All right.
Here we go.
Hold on.
Let me make sure I didn't fuck some shit up.
All right.
Here we go.
All right.
Everybody here that's listening.
Okay.
And by the way, Infamous the Immortal.
As a matter of fact, that's $325, man.
I mean, that's over, you know.
I think I owe you a, I think I owe you an inner circle spot, to be honest with you, you know, $325.
So I don't know.
I'll email you.
I'll email you and see what happens.
And, you know, we'll, you know, we'll see what happens.
Anyway, I want to say cheers to the inner circle.
Cheers to everybody out there who listens and all these haters.
Go fuck yourself.
All right, let's go ahead and get to.
What the hell?
By the way, Ghost, I've been secretly trolling from the start, yay.
What?
Oh, my God.
All right.
All right, man.
Look at this guy.
This guy is the infamous one immortal over here, baby.
You know what I mean?
All right.
All right.
Man, the infamous one immortal, baby.
All right.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
All right.
Let me take one more hit after that, for Christ's sake.
Hey, don't hate on the infamous one immortally.
He's a fucking capitalist.
All right.
It's a capitalist.
He's a capitalist.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to everybody's favorite part of the road.
Are we ready, engineer, by the way?
I'm sorry.
I'm a little inebriated here.
Are we ready, engineer?
All right, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti.
The part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you got to do, and hey, the infamous one immortal is he's in the house.
Cheers to the infamous one immortal.
What is this?
Is this real?
I feel like he hacked Streamlabs.
It didn't play the $300 animation.
Well, you know what?
It didn't play the $300 animation because you have to donate exactly $300 to do the $300 animation.
Gumarino's bladder is looser than his teeth.
Can you shut up, all right?
Look, the infamous immortal, I got your email.
I'll hook it up.
We'll talk and we'll see what hook you up in the inner circle.
It's no big deal.
Anyway, for all those that don't know, go ahead and, well, let me explain Radio Graffiti because some people don't understand it.
All right.
Some people don't understand.
Radio graffiti is the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is call this number.
Let's go ahead and put it on the screen, Engineer.
515-604-9052.
And once the broad starts talking, all you have to do is push in that code right there, 844286.
We got to change the code, Engineer, all right?
We got to change the code.
You get it?
Got to change the code here.
Anyway, 844286 is the code.
You push the little hashtag or pound key after that.
And what happens is, is that you are going to be in queue for the radio graffiti.
It's absolutely free.
And, you know, it is what it is.
All right.
Anyway, the immortal one is asking, man, I only donated once.
Yeah, I know you donated once.
I just repeated it.
That's all.
It's just like, you know, it's 325 donations.
I'll repeat it again.
Look at it.
Look, here it is.
Here it is.
Take the screen off.
I've been secretly trolling from the startier.
Oh, we missed it.
Anyway, that's what I did.
So it's all good.
Don't think that you're going to get, you know, $1,500 or what the year.
I was trolling them.
All right.
I was trolling them.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti.
Once again, call in if you want.
It's free.
You know, it's free.
515.
You know, I don't know how much it's going to cost your long-distance carrier or whatever the case might be.
So like call 515-604-9052.
Once the operator starts calling, put in 844-286 and then the hashtag.
Hold on, what is this?
This is True Refund Radio.
Yeah, go shove it up your ass.
Anyway, when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
What the fuck?
Toad mastery.
Look, shut up.
We're about to go to Radio Graffiti, you asshole.
All right, stop.
Stop donating.
Stop the shit.
All right.
The infamous immortals already made you freaking people look like a bunch of Milky Liquor.
So just calm your ass down.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, look, when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call it radio graffiti.
And why are we doing this?
I want to be honest with you.
We're doing this to promote free speech.
We're doing this especially as Americans to appreciate free speech.
And I think that's what people need to appreciate now that we're going towards a totalitarian direction.
All right.
Anyway, are we ready for Radio Graffiti, Engineer?
All right.
Well, let's go ahead and get to some Radio Graffiti.
Right now!
All right, let's go ahead.
There's Anonymous is already on the horn.
Let's go ahead.
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
How are you doing, ghost?
This be Willie from the Moors.
How you doing tonight?
What's going on, man?
Hey, you know, sometimes you do some shout-outs on your show.
And I want to give a shout out to you and engineer.
Conjure The Dark Side Of Satan00:07:02
Amen, engineer.
I appreciate that.
You know, I think you both do a good job on your show.
And, you know, you know what?
Get your Sanford and son attempt at me and the engineer out of here, okay?
All right.
I'm the talent.
The engineer's the engineer.
All right.
Son of a bitch.
Go rob some hubcaps or whatever it is.
You know.
Anyway, anonymous radio graffiti.
Jesus, is it?
Is that supposed to be metal for Christ's sake?
You know, let me tell you something about metal, okay?
Metal is pan fucking terror, okay?
Aside from the dime bag Daryl riffs and the Vinnie Paul, just the drums were just unbelievable.
It was Phyll and Selmo's ability to be able to just throw his screams and make him like masculine, maybe like stronger than all.
You know, all that when you're trying to, when you're trying to like heighten your voice in a metal song, it's just having I don't like that shit.
All right.
Maybe in the 80s I liked it when like, you know, Motley Crew and not anymore.
I'm sorry.
Not anymore.
I'm just, you know, I mean, maybe I'm the bad guy.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm the bad guy.
Maybe I'm maybe I'm out of touch.
I'm out of time.
I don't know.
How about 518 Radio Graffiti?
Seriously, Samsung, radio graffiti.
You made a remix of my fucking belching, man.
That's not funny, asshole.
I mean, I'm sitting over here.
I'm suffering here, man.
I'm suffering.
I'm suffering because of you, man.
I'm drinking copious amounts of alcohol because of all of you, you stumbags.
I bet you all think it's so funny, don't you?
You piece of trash.
You son of a bitch.
How about 717 Radio Graffiti?
I'm an un-average dude radio graffiti.
Whoa, you died. Whoa, whoa, you died. Whoa, you died. Whoa, whoa, you died. Whoa, whoa, whoa, you died. Whoa, whoa, whoa, you died.
Bitch, get this shit out of here.
Get.
Get out of it.
Get the stupid crap out of here.
Get out!
Get the fuck out of here!
Y'all are already starting, man.
Already starting early in the radio graffiti, man.
You know, the whole reason why drained the main vein the last time is so that we can have a decent radio graffiti.
And this is how you're starting this son of a bitch.
Son of a fucking ass crack.
915 Radio Graffiti.
Hey there, Ghost.
I got a solution to your problems you're facing.
Well, go ahead and spin it out.
Which includes a dental cleaning kit, a hearing aid, and a replacement for your wheels of your wheelchair, all for a low price of seven payments of $7.17.
Yeah, you know what?
I would have almost bought it from you, but you sound too faggy.
How about that?
You sound too faggy.
It doesn't sound authority.
You sound like some bitch trying to sell me nail polish.
You know, just get out of here and grow some goddamn testicular fortitude, you son of a bitch.
How about somebody in San Hambodio?
How about 210 radio graffiti?
Satan panic ghostlines, PCR episode 666, Satanic Ghost Blue.
Stop calling me Ghostler, man.
I'm warning you.
You built the Walmart.
Shut up, your ass.
Go with the damn show, you son of a bitch.
You demonet noose.
How's that it?
Oh, is that what y'all want?
Huh?
Y'all want to conjure up the dark side of old ghost over here?
Is that it, huh?
Huh?
Because you're getting there.
I'll pay like a goddamn mouth.
You sons of bitches.
You're conjuring up the goddamn evil side.
Say we win.
You didn't win nothing.
Shut up.
You damn trolls.
You damn gross.
Shut up.
You know what?
You get this, Edio.
You are conjuring up the goddamn dark side, you fucking crap.
You think you're not conjuring up the dark side?
Ah, God.
Huh?
You goddamn satanic wannabe sons of bitches.
You don't think that you're conjuring up the dark side of ghost?
Huh?
You want to see the dark side of ghost, huh?
You want me to conjure up Satan again?
Is that it?
Look at it.
Look at you.
You're fanning your nuts, waiting for me to fucking conjure up Satan, don't you, huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Well, let's go ahead.
Hey, hey, Satan, you around?
You're goddamn right, I'm around.
And listen, I'm looking at all these pussies in the damn chat room that would rather be doing a goddamn traps asshole than going out and trying to get some real women kitties right near goddamn pusses and they're afraid.
And you know what?
I want you all, all you incels, all you people that are gamers, keep being afraid.
Keep being afraid because I control you.
I control you.
Do you understand me?
Hey, can you stop the ray?
Hey, hey, hey, who disrupted Satan?
Mr. Neckers, just shut your mouth.
All right, shut your mouth.
Satan is talking.
And everybody should bow down to the dark lord.
Radio Graffiti Interrupted By Satan00:13:48
You see what you did You see what you all did now, man?
Jesus Christ.
Let's call in some more people on Radio Graffiti, man.
You guys are sick bastards.
And, you know, it's never going to end, is it?
All right.
Who else do we got here?
Remember, don't have an Obama phone, or I'm going to fucking click your ass off, you Obama phone pieces of trash, all right?
How about 732 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, how's it going tonight?
What's going on?
I'm doing pretty good, actually.
Hey, I just want to give a few shout-outs to the few people that I like.
Like to get out of the shout out to Xara Hawks, the legendary penis on True Capitalist Radio.
All right, yeah, I don't blame you, man.
You know, this is, you know, I don't know where Xara Hawks went.
Hopefully, he's like, I don't know, he's playing the piano at like a good steakhouse, you know.
You know, I want to be honest with you, I was at a steakhouse recently, and I saw this like old, you know, old bag kind of a dude that you know was smoking cigarettes.
He had a voice saying, you know, doing one of these, you know what I'm saying?
And he was playing the piano at the steakhouse.
Hopefully, he got one of those gigs.
You know, hopefully, he got one of those gigs, old Xara Hawks.
He deserved it.
You know, he deserved it.
How about 661 Radio Graffiti?
You gonna say anything, 661?
You were on for 48 minutes, you milky liquor.
What the hell's your problem?
Jesus Christ.
Never mind.
I'm sorry.
We bugged you while you're putting the phone in your anus.
Who else do we have here?
I'm just trying to make the show interactive.
I keep telling you people, that's what the 11 years of my internet broadcasting career has been.
It's been being interactive with the folk.
You know, that's why I like being interactive with folk.
You know, who else we got here?
about uh how about erico 313 radio graffiti are you fapping you sick son of a kid Get this idiot off.
He's fapping on the goddamn fucking phone for Christ's sake.
Who else do we have here?
How about Anonymous Radio Graffiti?
All right.
I'm very proud of you.
All right, I'm very proud of you.
Jesus Christ, what a bunch of Nimrods.
How about 817 Radio Graffiti?
Radio Graffiti.
This is True Desi Radio.
True Dessey Radio.
I am your host, the man they call Captain Desi, the grand dragon of brown nosing.
Give him tooth decay or give him death.
That's it.
Harry.
Broadcasting from the dentist's office in the Turkish bathtub.
Now, your host, the prognosticator of weakened teeth, the man they call, Jesse.
Get this crap off!
Leave Captain Dessey alone, you dumbass!
Son of a bitch!
Jesus Christ!
You're all a bunch of haters, man.
Get this crap out of here, man.
You're all a bunch of haters, man.
Leave Captain Desi alone.
God damn, you people are pieces of crap, man.
God damn, you people are pieces of crap, man.
I don't know how much longer I can do this for Christ's sake, man.
I don't even know why.
I don't even know why I should be doing this.
I'm going to be completely honest with you, man.
Who else do we have?
647 Radio Graffiti.
Get out of here for Christ's sake.
I just freaking said that.
Damn it.
Leave him to Duxy alone.
Go back.
You're sick.
You're sick.
Ah, God.
I just freaking said that for Christ's sake, man.
I just freaking said that.
Oh, God.
I just freaking said that, man.
Yeah, I get why you scumbags love radio graffiti, right?
You love it.
You fucking bastards, man.
You're bastards.
All of you, man.
213 radio goddamn graffiti, man.
Night Prowler, Radio Graffiti.
Sperm shape.
Oh, God.
Oh, man.
That's what entertained.
I'm the badass.
What plugs?
Oh, oh.
Oh, they're freaking lucky.
What plugs?
I'm a $5 or hey, it's the truth.
DIS!
Bad shallow.
Oh, God.
Get this ass.
Night prowler.
Shut up.
It's such a...
Shut up! I'll get the fuck off!
Damn it!
Yeah.
Yeah, look at the people in the chat room.
They think it's so cute that these goddamn troll terrorists are out here on radio graffiti.
Yeah, real funny, man.
Real funny, you assholes.
Real funny, you assholes.
I don't even know why I'm done.
I don't even know why I'm doing this crap, man.
I don't know why I'm doing this crap, man.
925 Radio Graffiti.
Can't even hear that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, listen.
You can't have an Obama phone if you're going to call this goddamn freaking radio graffiti.
All right.
Turn up the volume.
Pump up the volume.
All right.
929 Raider Graffiti.
We can't.
We can't fucking hear it.
Yeah, I mean, you know, get off the Obama phone.
You understand?
Get off the Obama phone.
All right.
I should put that on.
Can y'all, I mean, isn't this like a community?
Can't y'all just spread that around like wildfire?
Fucking idiots.
Who else do we have here?
How about 269 Raider Graffiti?
Oh, hey, ghost.
You know, you and I are a lot alike.
You're drinking yourself to death and pouring yourself out for petty $5 donations.
I'm stripping down and showing my feet to remix songs featuring your voice on my chatter-based theme for cash.
Yeah, I'm sure you are, for Christ's sake.
I'm sure you are, you sick asshole.
How about 317 Radio Graffiti?
I am Ken the Kit Killer.
I hate niggers and I hate niggers.
I hate get this asshole.
Get out of here.
We're not being racist here, man.
Everybody knows that I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
For you people to be sitting over there doing this.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have?
We got 210 Radio Graffiti.
American Game Master Ghost the One Cent Penny Horse.
I'm a man, baby.
Son of a fucking.
Give it on the burler.
I'm a pervert.
Damn it.
God damn you, man.
Pornhog ghost.
Come over here.
Keep contributing.
Come on.
Yeah.
That's right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Keep contributing over here.
Keep contributing.
Hey, hey, you like my boy?
Hey, hey, yeah, keep contributing.
I want more.
Melting pot of war.
Get this asshole.
Get!
Get!
Shut it up!
For Christ's sake, shut it up!
God!
Damn it!
God damn it, man!
God damn it!
I shouldn't even be doing this after all this, man.
I mean, I don't know what I'm gonna do with all you trolls, man.
I don't know what I'm gonna do with all you fucking trolls, man.
717 Radio Graffiti.
What the fuck can come from home with my finger and my tongue in the street, fucking hell, all that Well, the near sign coming in and they thought you next to the room and I did the ground around it.
It doesn't even sense not to live on your leg.
I don't know what was that?
I couldn't even tell what that was because they're still living in the Obama phone era, man.
Get off the fucking Obama phones, all right?
I don't know.
We got somebody named Don Luigi, Radio Graffiti.
Hey there, I'd like to thank you personally for your five-star Yelp review on the King's Bathhouse to the point where we're even putting it on a billboard.
We're glad to meet your needs for your wheelchair accessible ramp and accepting of your transsexual wife.
Thank you, Mr. Ghost.
You fucking ass.
Get this fucking stupid fucking thing.
Damn it!
Stop!
All of you stop!
God damn it, man.
Stop leaving reviews in my name for gay bathhouses.
Do you understand me?
Do you understand me?
I'm not joking around, man.
I'm telling you, man, you're gonna miss me when I'm gone, you sacks of crap.
You're gonna miss me.
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone, man.
Fucking assholes, man.
What a bunch of asses.
Get your crap.
Get this crap out of here, man.
I deserve more respect.
And all of you know that.
I figured out that the reason why these people sound like they have Obama phones is because of the free service they use in order to call in goes through a list of free random proxies.
Told you trolls off!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Screw People Who Sound Like Obama Phones00:03:28
Let me go ahead and screw you people, man.
Just screw you people.
Man, I don't even know why I should be even continuing radio graffiti, man.
After what you all have done for me.
All right.
26 episodes.
If you're just tuning in, I mean, just take a listen to the 26 episodes, man.
This is my life.
Don't you forget caught in the crowd.
It never ends.
It's my life.
My beer.
All right.
All right.
You know what?
Even though you people have made me look like a fucking idiot, man, I'm going to keep doing it, man.
I'm going to keep doing it.
I'm going to keep doing it, man.
All right.
You all want radio graffiti.
I can't say that.
What is this?
I let everyone know that you harbored an individual who was committing welfare fraud in your Discord chat.
How dare you associate yourself with scum like that Asian Canadian bacon up the ass having chink?
Don't shut up.
We kicked him out, you dumbass.
We had to get it out of him.
Look, don't be airing out inner circle business, all right?
Just sit there with your premature molding and shut up.
All right, get a goddamn job.
What else do we have?
What is this?
I'm calling it now.
MR Sonic the Hedgehog is going to be the new Karaskin.
Drawing nudies of Sonic and getting blown by.
Don't call nothing and just sit there and shut your mouth.
How about that, you piece of crap?
Huh?
How about that, you piece of crap?
How about that, you piece of garbage?
How about 347 radio graffiti?
Life is like a nigga here in an old nigga.
I hate fucking niggas.
Get that shit out.
Get that racist garbage out of here, man.
That's racist, man.
I don't condone that racism.
I'm putting it on the record right now.
And I've been putting it on the record ever since.
Jesus Christ.
469 Radio Graffiti.
Hi, Jeffy.
Yeah, this is JC.
Hey, this is Venn from Corporation.
Getting moved.
Thank you, sir.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But we got you to see.
Yeah, yeah, to radio.
Yeah, we got your order form, sir.
But we didn't have a payment plan, so we couldn't ship one out to you.
Oh, really?
What are you getting?
You get stations in the radar.
Oh, get this.
Get this, cracker.
This is the exploitation of the mentally ill.
We shouldn't be doing this.
You people should know better than this, for Christ's sake.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Hello, ghost.
Baguettes, Faggot Calls, And Exploitation00:14:28
My name is Captain Fuzztail of the Power Interrupting Squirrel Society.
We have infiltrated your house through the chimney, and a preparing could take away your teeth.
Your days of bitching and moaning will soon turn into days of gumming and coming, because you, Mr. Ghost, will be toothless.
Hey, shut up!
That's not funny!
That's not funny!
Shut up!
That's not funny!
That's not funny, man!
I've got squirrels all over my house, man!
That's not funny!
I got squirrels all over the fucking place out here, man!
That's not funny, man!
I see their little quoodland creature ass just like bouncing around, like hopping around.
They're getting little nuts, and they're and they're like buried in shit.
That's not funny, man!
That's not funny.
You see how you meme sorcerers, you mean magicians trying to get fucking psychological with me now?
God damn it, go screw yourselves, man.
Seriously, man, go screw yourselves, man.
Oh, my God.
If you guys want to listen to the Asian admit to welfare fraud, go to kiwifarmes.com and go to the ship.
Shut up.
Nobody on the street.
I have three hours of audio uploaded there on Friday, so it should be me.
And by the way, that wasn't the inner circle asshole.
That was like, you know, the, the, nevermind.
You know, just believe it was the inner circle, and it'll make you feel better.
All right.
How about Jesus Christ?
Who else we got?
How about 651 Radio Graffiti?
Ghost, you need to give back all that money that infamous one gave you.
You don't deserve it.
You're just wasting time while Alex Jones is actually doing something worthful for the world.
He's complaining about abortion.
He's on Joe Rogan.
And look at you.
You're just screwing around and you don't deserve it.
Fuck you, man.
All right.
I'm giving people my heart.
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
I'm giving people my heart and soul.
What are you fucking doing, you asshole?
What are you doing?
Huh?
You just sit there.
You're not going to say anything, you son of a bitch.
I'm talking to you.
I'm talking to you.
I don't have anything else to say.
Yeah, of course not.
Just sit there and shut your stupid mouth, boy.
If you were in front of me right now, I'd stomp your teeth so far down your throat you'd be able to chew the last fucking pizza pocket you shoved down your ass.
Do you understand me, boy?
Talk!
Talk!
I'm talking to you, boy.
Talk!
Oh, shut up, ghost.
It's 12.
Yeah, get this fucking stupid asshole out of you.
Just admit that I made you look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack, you faggot.
Oh, shit.
I wasn't supposed to say that.
Get this asshole.
You see what he was?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to say that.
I said baguette.
I said baguette.
I can smell the baguettes that Mrs. Ghost is, she's fucking, she's making baguettes!
All right?
That's what I said.
I said baguettes.
Mrs. Ghost is making baguettes.
that's what i said i said you know what you would You guys are assholes.
I said baguettes.
I SAID BAGUETS, YOU ASSHOLE!
And why are you laughing at me?
Because I eat baguettes.
Why are you fucking trolls?
God damn it.
Dear console fags, or I should say cheap broke gamers.
You console idiots think you are superior with your 4K TV, but you lack the experience of 60 frames per second or modding.
And by the way, how are you idiots watching the ghosts show, but you can't troll?
Oh!
Press F for ghosts on white.
What the hell's that mean, man?
Look, I said baguettes.
Alright?
Alright, I said baguettes.
I said baguettes.
i don't even know what you're talking about man man should i you know how dare you people do this to me man how How dare you?
How goddamn dare you, man?
Hey, what?
I bet all you assholes want me to continue with Radio Graffiti, for Christ's sake.
Look at you people.
Look at you people in the chat room, man.
What kind of people are you, man?
What is this?
Report ghost to j- Shut up, asshole.
Just shut up, man.
Just shut up.
Just shut up.
Just shut your mouth, alright?
You see, you hear Mrs. Ghost in the background?
She's making baguettes.
You understand that?
She's making baguettes.
She's making baguettes.
Assholes, man.
You guys are assholes.
All of you guys are assholes, man.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
She's making faguettes.
What the hell are you talking about?
You say my name is Mr. Nigger, and now you're calling people faggots.
Shut up.
Shut up, shut your mouth.
I'm tired of you people, man.
I'm tired of it.
Baguettes for ghosts, man.
Shut the hell up.
Do you want me to end Radio Graffiti right now?
Do you want me to end Radio Graffiti right now?
Because you people are sitting here misconstruing what I said.
I said it was baguettes.
Baguettes.
Jesus Christ, man.
And now you're laughing because I'm eating baguettes.
I mean, who gives a shit if I eat baguettes?
Jesus Christ.
Do it, pussy.
You won't.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah.
You don't think I'll just end Radio Graffiti right now?
End the show, you cock.
End the show, you fucking cuck.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
I just spilt all the fucking weed all over the floor, man.
I just fucking said shit.
You fire!
Son of a bitch!
I got all this fucking weed all over the floor, man!
You fucking asshole!
Ghost is a baguette!
Fuck you, man!
Fuck you!
I just spilled a fucking weed!
Where is it, man?
Oh, God.
Where's my cell phone?
I gotta put the fucking the flashlight, man.
Where is it, man?
Ah!
Damn it!
Oh! Oh!
God damn it, you- You see what you stupid assholes!
I made me do!
You see what you assholes have made me do!
Do you see this is a waste of fucking money, man?
This is a waste of money, man.
Hate speech, LOL!
I shut up.
I never did any hate speech, man.
Oh, God, man.
It's all over.
First, you throw cans and now you spilled your weed.
Are you that stupid?
That's what you got for calling people a faggot.
You baguette.
Remember, kids, don't become human.
Fuck you.
You're a bagget.
You're a baggage.
Bagged.
Bagged.
Ghost to drop.
I'm not a freaking drug addict, man.
Bagged!
You're a baggot, man.
Toothless ghost.
Teabag at fucking...
I'm done.
You know what?
Get me out of here.
I'm making a fucking do radio graffiti.
Shut up.
Hey, who cares what he said?
Trolls, just let this shit go.
Come on, man.
I don't want the show.
They're not going to let it go, man.
I keep thinking.
I keep thinking that they're going to stop.
That it's all going to like just, it's all going to like fade away.
They're going to stop at some point.
It's never going to stop.
It's never going to stop.
It's never going to fucking stop, man.
I said bag it.
I said bag it.
Shut up, man.
Shut up, all you people in the chat room.
Shut up, man.
Shut up, Dessey, you nigga.
Leave Dessey alone, man.
All right, I'm done, man.
Fuck you.
I'm not going to sit here and continue to allow you trolls to do this to me, man.
Saying that I said some freaking derogatory, some fucking word, derogatory word.
I said bag it!
I said bag it, man.
Captain Dessey, quit your brown nosing.
Ghost, call him a faggot like you did the other guy.
Shut up.
You shut your stupid mouth, man.
Leave Captain Desi alone.
Get radio graffiti out of it.
Get out of here.
Ghost, I don't appreciate being called a faggot.
You have to face the facts of being a shill, and these are the consequences.
Shut your stupid, stinking, salmon-smelling hoe.
I said bag!
Bag it!
Stop talking about my teeth!
I said bagged it!
518 to end radio graffiti, you asshole.
Are you sure?
I'd buy that truck.
People stroke my baguette ghost.
It's shut up!
Shut up, alright?
Alright, hold on.
You said faggot.
I didn't say faggot.
I said bag it!
I said bag it!
BAG IT!
All right, because this asshole donated, man.
518 radio graffiti, man.
All right?
I'm just short on radio graffiti.
This is Who Like That Freak.
You said that radio.
Who Like That Freak.
You said that radio.
You know why I'm doing this crap, man?
The bass of the team.
Please fight.
Give him what he just pieces or give him a stop being racist here, man.
Everybody knows in a melting pot of friendship, man.
I don't know what I'm gonna do with all you trolls, man.
And Mel, you're gonna take it from here.
Everybody's saying he's got an Obama phone.
Listen.
All right, thank you.
All right, I'm done.
I'm done, man.
You people have done.
Get me out of here, engineer.
That's enough.
That's enough, goddamn radio graffiti.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Can you get me off, engineer, for Christ's sake?
Engineer thinks that I should like at least call on one or two more people, man.
Huh?
Should I call on one or two more people, engineer?
Are you sure, huh?
Will that make you feel better, huh?
For Christ's sake, huh?
I'm talking to you.
Pseudo-apt get removed, ghost.
Just shut up, Jackler.
We'll get one more here.
How about 254 radio graffiti?
I'm shooting gifts for you idiots, man.
I'm drinking dick over here.
Yeah.
Ah!
What the hell was that?
We're not ending on that stupid fucking name.
All right, how about how about here?
Somebody been saying 210.
Here, 210 radio graffiti.
American Game Master Radio Graffilters.
I mean, what are you trying to make a drink?
I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay.
Do you understand that?
Trying to make a freaking cabog gay.
Turn the friggin' frogs gay.
Trying to make a freaking cabog gay.
Turn the friggin' frogs gay.
Turn the freaking frogs gay.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm not Alex.
Shut that shit off.
I'm not Alex Jones.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
Shut up, man.
Alex Jones has been ripping me off.
He's been ripping me off for 11 years.
He's been ripping me off, man.
He's been ripping me off.
All right, I'm done, man.
I'm just fucking.
I'm not going to do any more radio graffitis.
It's done.
It's done.
It's a yeah.
Goodbye, man.
It's done.
Stick a fork in me.
I'm done, man.
Three and a half hours, man.
Over three and a half hours.
I've been conducting this kind of crap with you people, man.
Stick A Fork In Me: It's Done00:04:12
I don't know what I'm going to do with all you trolls, man.
Does Mrs. Ghost know you're a baguette faggot?
Also, ask her to get your dentures.
Your chef is not.
I said bag it.
All right, assholes.
I didn't say the other word, man.
I didn't say the other word.
I said bag it.
Bag it.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, God, pseudo-killed gun.
Shut up, man.
All right.
I'm done, man.
I'm done, man.
You'll be lucky.
I'm not even fucking kidding.
I'm not even joking anymore.
You'll be lucky if I come back for a ball on Friday, man.
I mean, seriously, you think I'm going to come back and waste a Friday, man?
On you people, man.
On you people.
Okay, see you Friday.
Feels bad.
You baguette.
You're a baguette.
You're a baguette.
Shut up, man.
26 in the road for trolls.
Shut up.
Shut up in the chat room.
Shut up.
You didn't win nothing.
You didn't win nothing, man.
You didn't win nothing.
I said baguette.
I said bag it.
Baguette.
Shut up.
Shut up, fucking assholes.
You don't win nothing, man.
You don't win nothing.
You'll be lucky if I come back on Friday, man.
You'll be lucky, man.
Oh, pseudo app purge ghosts.
Just shut up.
Shut up.
All of you, just shut up, man.
You don't win nothing in the chat room!
You don't win nothing.
Shut up.
Oh, I can't take you, trolls, man, man.
I'm telling you, I'm not joking.
I'm not kidding, man.
I buy that for a dollar.
Feels gummy, man.
Shut up, man.
Feels gummy, man.
Shut up.
I buy that for a dollar.
Life is like a nigger.
You stupid racist man.
Shut up.
I don't know what I'm going to do with you, troll.
Shut up, man.
Trolls 26 baguettes.
Ghost zero.
I'm done, man.
I'm done, man.
I'm not going to sit here and do this anymore, man.
I'M DONE! I'M DONE! I'M DONE!
Just leave me alone, man.
Get me out of here, engineer, man.
God damn it.
I'm serious, man.
Get me out of this crap.
They'll be lucky if I go into a radio fucking shit Friday.
I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore, man.