Ghostler erupts in fury over chat trolls fabricating bathhouse reviews and defamatory allegations, accusing them of lacking respect while he copes with alcohol and THC. He defends his capitalist model against claims of profiting from his engineer, mocks Kamala Harris and Bernie Sanders' fundraising schemes, and rants about transgender issues and the War on Drugs. Despite debating gaming hardware and recounting his "Your Whore Mom" username, the harassment escalates until Ghost threatens violence, declares a civil war against the audience, and abruptly ends the broadcast demanding dignity. [Automatically generated summary]
I am your host, the man they call Ghost, and I want to tell all you trolls right now that this has gone way too far.
Please stop.
Please stop.
I deserve more respect.
I deserve more respect, especially after the last broadcast that you conducted in episode 24.
How dare you!
How dare you put reviews about bathhouses in my goddamn name?
How dare you?
How dare you show me some respect?
I deserve more respect.
I deserve more respect.
This has gone way too far, assholes.
I'm not even joking, for Christ's sake.
Good God.
Episode 25.
I think stop.
We haven't even started the show.
You're donating now.
You're donating now.
Let me start the show.
Let me start episode 25 for Christ's sake, you son of a bitch.
Good God.
Jeez, man.
I haven't even started the show.
You sons of bitches want a troll.
Show me some respect.
All right.
Go ahead and take the music out, engineer.
Take the music out.
How's everybody doing?
Go ahead and take the screen off, the title off, engineer.
All right, now somebody just donated.
Let me go ahead and read.
Hold on.
No?
No, or you're not going to give me respect for Christ's sake.
Here, let me go ahead and review one here.
Testing, testing.
Testing, testing.
Stop this.
One, two, three.
Shut up.
You can hear me, okay?
You can hear me, you son of a bitch, all right?
Here's the one we missed.
Fucking late as usual, you goddamn faggots.
Yeah, great.
Yeah, I'm sorry I missed your goddamn text-to-speech.
Listen, you have to understand, all right?
If I'm a little late, tough titty.
All right, you're just gonna have to sit there and you're gonna have to eat it.
All right, I mean, give me a break.
I usually come along on this broadcast in and around 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
Okay?
I don't need a bunch of crap from you that I'm getting, that I'm here late for Christ's sake, all right?
I'm here.
It's 8.30-ish.
I'm here.
I shouldn't even be here after the last goddamn broadcast, you sons of bitches.
Done what?
R and chat for no respect.
F, you asshole, okay?
Let me tell you, after the last broadcast, after the last broadcast, episode 24, it's obvious you sons of bitches have no respect for me.
Put my goddamn name on reviews of bathhouses in San Antonio, Texas.
That's just, that's just going way too far.
This is going way too far, you sick-ass troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
Do you understand that?
It's gone way too far.
Please stop.
I deserve more respect, all right?
And that's what this episode, episode 25, is all about.
It's about showing old ghost here a little bit of respect.
A little bit of respect.
What is this?
My time is very important to me.
Please be on time in the middle of the day.
Shut up your time.
I get it.
Just shut up and stop giving me quacks.
If we do go to war, I think it's going to be a very easy exercise in taking over a country there, Annan.
Rodney Ghostler Field.
First of all, don't call me Ghostler.
And secondly, I deserve some respect here, man.
11 years.
Hey, Ghost, I'm not paying child support this month so I can donate to you so you can fuel your drinking problem.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I hope that's not a true statement for Christ's sake, man.
I hope that's not a true statement, man.
Don't do that.
If you're really doing that, go feed the kid.
All right.
Go feed the kid.
I mean, what did Michael Jackson say?
If you can't feed the baby, then don't have the baby.
He said it in that one song.
He said, it's that song I'm referring to.
I don't know what the damn name of it is, but anyway, I'm still reeling from the last episode.
I'm not even kidding, folks.
This was horrible stuff that you did to me on the last broadcast.
It ruined the Ball of Friday.
And I'm going to be honest with you, I think that I'm viewing you sick trolls and you cyber vermin from another perspective now.
Putting reviews in my name in bathhouses, I think it just goes below low.
I can't even explain it.
Anyway, look, before we get on with episode 25, I want to remind everybody to please spread this show link around the internets and throughout the world and let everybody know the true, excuse me, the ghost show.
I'm sorry, man.
It's been a long time.
I did that show a long time.
The ghost show is on right now.
We are live.
And by the way, we are going to be live every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, 8.30 p.m. ish, okay?
8.30 p.m. ish, Monday, Wednesday, Fridays, and that's Central Standard Time, United States.
So I've got some folks in the UK and other parts of the world.
They're like, ghost, we can't hear you over here, you stupid Milky Licker.
So that's what I'm on.
If you want to catch me live, make sure to spread it around Monday, Wednesday, and Fridays, 8.30-ish p.m. Central Standard Time, okay?
That's United States Central Standard Time, all right?
Anyway, let me go ahead and continue this episode 25.
Like I said, I don't want to get into whatever we had in the last broadcast for Christmas.
My fellow troll terrorists, we must support Engineer as the R-R-U-E host.
What the hell are you talking about?
Ghost has abused the true host for too long.
Tonight, I declare the first ghost show civil war.
Shut your eyes.
Leave the engineer alone.
Death to Ghostland.
Listen, the engineer, the last, shut up, shut your mouth.
Press whatever that emoji is for dirty wheelchair.
I'm not in a wheelchair scumbags.
Now listen, stop encouraging the engineer to do any kind of internet tomfoolery during the show here because last time he was inspired to do what he did last time.
I don't want to even repeat what he did.
He was inspired to do it by you people.
And I've told the engineer to not listen to you scumbags.
And I think that everybody in here needs to leave him alone so he can do his job, okay?
Death To Ghostland00:15:36
All right.
And the engineer, we've reprimanded the engineer.
We've docked his pay a little bit for that last situation on the last broadcast.
And he knows better now.
Right, Engineer?
You know better now.
You know better now, boy.
Bathhouse Johnny.
Oh, shut up.
You're listening to me at the freaking bathhouse and saying it to shut up, bathhouse Johnny.
Jesus Christ you've got me on full blast on your bluetooth speakers while everybody's Yammy James.
What are your thoughts on Salamangrates being the new top deck in the meta?
Why are you asking me your stuff about this?
All right.
It's bad enough that I even commented about Yugi.
I'm trying to get to the market.
Shut up.
I'm trying to answer.
Hey, you.
I'm trying to answer Yammy Yugi.
It's bad enough that I admitted that I even knew what Yu-Gi-Oh was and that I got a badass offensive deck that'll kick the crap out of anybody.
But anyway, that's besides the point.
Ever since I said that, these people think I'm some kind of a fat, overgrown Snorlax neckbeard or something.
All right, now that's not the case.
I got a woman right now here in about an hour or two.
She's going to be in the damn kitchen cooking some goddamn Porterhouse steaks.
All right, sausages.
I think she's going to go.
I don't know.
I usually have mac and cheese, believe it or not, with my with my, I know it sounds goofy, mac and cheese with my steak, but I think we're going to have some rice, some kind of risotto, you know what I'm saying?
Hey, you fancy people in the fancy restaurant.
I don't have a risotto.
Got a little bit of a risotto, you know?
Anyway.
Oh, here's the jackler.
Okay, great.
I jackler take control of the civil war.
Hail NG.
Rise, my brothers.
Shut up, Jackler.
All right.
Sit there and shut up and stop giving the engineer any kind of freaking ideas, man.
Venezuelans lose their rights to own firearms.
Venezuelans start to eat dogs and cats to keep from starving.
Venezuelans are fired upon by their own soldiers to keep them from receiving humanitarian surprised.
That is the consequence of socialism.
You know, the same crap that some of these ultra-leftists are trying to advocate in our country.
And, you know, the thing that happened in Venezuela, once again, I want to reiterate this.
Communism was elected into their country.
It was democratically elected.
Even though it was the prosperous, the most prosperous economy in South America, they decided that they wanted to bring in communists.
And here's where they're at now.
Okay.
So just letting you all know, the last Texas speech chat person, you know, it's just telling you how it is.
So all you socialists that think that socialism is going to be a utopia, every model of collective political philosophy has always been proven a failure.
So with that fact, I don't understand how anyone can still be any kind of a socialist or communist.
Every model, doesn't matter what variant you're trying to refer to, has resulted in nothing but disgusting famine, misery, etc.
What's up, Nathan?
Lobster mac and cheese for a steak.
A surf and turf to be honest.
I agree.
Hey, I agree.
But the surf is actually being.
Seriously, the boys are jacking off to your voice right now.
They want to pause your neg hole real bad.
No loot.
Just shut up, all right?
Just shut up.
I do like surf and turf, but $15 minimum wage for engineer.
Hell no.
What are you talking about?
$15 an hour of minimum wage for engineers.
Shut up.
Anyway, yeah, Trump and Kim.
We're going to talk about Trump and Kim meeting.
We're going to talk about it.
Anyway, I like surf on my turf.
You know what I mean?
And the thing about it is right now, the best fresh caught stuff where I'm at in the country isn't basically being delivered right now.
So I'm kind of waiting for the good lobsters.
You know, I'm waiting for those good crabs.
I love crab meat.
You know, we got BNK.
Hey, ghosts, sorry for the interruption.
Just want to say happy Monday and hope you get through the show.
Also, did you heard about that Spanish reporter, Jorge Ramos, got detained by Maduro?
Sadly, he got released, but the irony of socialism.
Of course, he got released.
Jorge Ramos, of course, he got released.
He's a favorable advocate of socialism and communism.
That's what he does.
Even though he is partaking in the fruits of capitalism here in this country, he's a communist and socialist.
Engineer, Hail Engineer, Youth.
Service Guarantee.
No, look, you see, it's crap like that, asshole.
It's crap like that that encourages the engineer to do the shit that he did the last broadcast.
Don't do that again.
If you go back in the archive and listen, you'll realize that Ghost called all the shit happening right now, and he did it years ago.
That's why I still listen, but you white boys won't let my man talk.
Hey, Dante Wilder, that's what I've been trying to tell these people.
I've been shooting pearls for Christ's sake.
Skip markets, do politics.
Well, look, let's cover some politics.
If these damn trolls would stop trolling here, Ghost number one fan.
It was the perfect date spot to bring Mr. Ghostler and the family.
No, don't do the fanfic crap, please.
All three would get their carrots wet.
Can you please stop with the fanfic crap, please?
I'm sorry, folks.
These people are perverts.
You know, some I don't know.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, for Christ's sake, now let me get to some politics and we'll try to get to the markets.
We'll try to get to some markets here, all right?
Maybe we'll rearrange the format since we're in a new show.
Maybe we'll do politics first.
Maybe we could do a little bit of fucking markets, man, because don't you people understand that I got hundreds of thousands of people that listen to me throughout the world for the financial 61 points, giving back most of an early day?
No, don't do the markets for me, you asshole.
500 edged 0.20.
Don't start.
This is episode 25.
This has gone way too far.
Please stop.
$5.48 a barrel after Trump warned OPEC to please relax and take it easy.
I deserve more respect than this, you son of a bitch.
I deserve more respect.
I was going to get to the markets, communists and communists for Trump.
F you.
Jesus Christ, man.
Can y'all stop doing my broadcast for me, all right?
Fuck markets and do politics.
I'm trying to.
I'm trying to.
You see these damn trolls for Christ's sake, man.
Now, let's get to the first and foremost, you know, the head on the agenda of most international politic news today, and that's President Trump meeting with the head of state of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, in what?
Vietnam!
Vietnam!
You see what I'm saying about you goddamn trolls, man?
You see, y'all are like freaking meme magicians.
Y'all are like meme wizards or something, man.
Y'all have been hounding me about Viet fucking NAM for I don't know how goddamn long.
And what?
The president and Kim Jong-un are going to meet in Vietnam.
That Nicholas Maduro should hang from a tree.
Have the Venezuelans use him as a piñata along with the rest of his capitalists.
I agree, Dr. Collins.
Also, fuck Roger Waters for kissing Maduro's ass like the scene.
I agree, Dr. Keller, I agree, but Viet, fuck, I can't, can't you believe this?
Does your surf include Asian tiger shrimp?
No.
Did you ever get back to the shrimp back?
No, and yes, we got our shrimp back.
Thank God.
Thank God we got our shrimp back.
Now, unfortunately, out here in the Gulf of Mexico, remember we had that oil leakage that couldn't be stopped, remember?
Meme magic, 15 bucks for now.
No, shut up.
No meme magic is going to make that happen, you son of a bitch, all right?
All right, but y'all remember when the oil was coming out of the Gulf?
Well, it seems to me, there's some of these shrimp that are coming out of the Gulf that look a little, they look like they've ingested some of that oil.
I mean, they look black.
They don't look well.
All right, so unfortunately, I very seldom, you know, or, you know, I shouldn't say seldom.
I'm very nitpicky, for a lack of a better term, about what I'm going to choose as my shrimp.
My favorite shrimp is Key West Pink Shrimp, baby.
Key West pink shrimp.
The most beautiful shrimp.
Tasty.
It's just, it just, it's great.
But, man, I'm telling you, there's some shrimp that are coming out of the Gulf that you could tell that that oil and all that stuff that came out of the Gulf that long time, it's gotten into the sea life.
And I'm telling you, man, these shrimp, they look a little like they got oil on them.
And they're kind of, you know, blackish color.
And I just, I don't want to, I just, I don't eat those is all I'm saying.
All right.
But we did get our shrimp back, you son of a bitch.
All right.
But once again, I want to talk about this meme magic that we are witnessing right before our hands.
President Trump is meeting Kim Jong-un, the head of state of North Korea in Viet fucking Nam.
Excuse my French.
I mean, give me a break, man.
You know, the last time you sons of bitches did this to me is with you idiots plugging that damn ram ranch song when I still had media share.
And then the Dallas Cowboys of all goddamn teams meets the LA Rams in the goddamn playoffs, man.
Oh, God.
I mean, what are the odds of this, man?
Seriously, what are the odds of this crap happening?
I mean, you know, just you freaking people are sick.
I'm telling you, there's something with you people are mean wizards or something, you know?
Hail NG, death to ghosts.
That's great.
You know, just reinforcing that my fan base wants me dead.
That's great.
That's just great, man.
That makes me feel fantastic, man.
Asian Negro shrimp.
Oh, come on.
No, that's not what it is.
That's not, don't, don't turn this into a racial situation, man.
Ghost your show is like most reality TV these days, predictable and boring.
Tunnel snakes rule.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Tunnels aren't ridiculous.
All right, if it sucks, then why are you sitting here doing this and being a spammer?
Get him out of here, engineer.
Get him out.
Get mud tips out of here.
Game on 95.
I was on your show a few times back in 2011.
I know this is late, but welcome back.
I still wear the shirts you sold.
Hey, man, I appreciate your game on 95.
I appreciate it.
Cheers to you, man.
Stock options for engineer.
Shut up about the engineer for Christ's sake, goddammit.
Enough!
Enough of this crap.
Who's patiently waiting again?
Hey big boy, I just had some Taco Bell and now I'm patiently waiting in your bathroom.
Come by on your first break for an explosion of butt butter all over your face.
Jesus Christ, man.
Engineer controls.
Taco Bell.
Taco Bell.
I wouldn't feed Taco Bell to the Poe in America.
What are you talking about, Taco Bell?
Oh, my God.
Anyway, what is this?
Chinky Tiger Show.
Ah, you son of a bitch.
Can y'all stop being racist, man, and stop making me say all this racist crap in text-to-speech?
Seriously, man.
Enough.
I'm trying to.
What is this?
Only eight months after the first Korea summit, President Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong-un are preparing to meet against the people.
I'm just about to talk about that, asshole.
Trump and Kim will continue to work.
I'm just about to talk about that.
Shut up and stop trying to do my show, man.
I'm tired of you assholes and text-to-speech doing that.
All right, this is a ghost show.
It's my show.
So stop sitting here and trying to do my job.
This is my job, boy.
This is my job.
Stop trying to do my job.
I got production notes right here that I had right myself.
What is this?
Ghost money first internet net.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
What the hell is that?
I don't understand what the hell that's supposed to mean.
What are you inferring by that, you little milky-looking piece of crap?
Jesus Christ.
Stop trying to take my job.
All right?
You goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
Don't take my job.
Anyway, I'm trying to talk about President Trump meeting with North Korea's head of state, Kim Jong-un, and Viet fucking NAM.
Thank you, Communist Trump.
Shut up, all right?
Don't thank the asshole who's trying to take away my job.
What's wrong with you people, man?
What's wrong with you people?
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm trying to talk about it right now.
Health insurance for NG.
Listen, shut the hell up.
Look, just shut your mouth, all right?
Don't give him any ideas.
All right, don't give him any ideas.
Don't worry.
He's very well compensated.
He doesn't complain.
So just sit there and shut your mouth.
Stop trying to be like some kind of leftist agitator that's trying to, you know, put the engineer in some kind of union or some crap.
What is this?
Oogola Tiger loves lovely Kouga or equals lovely.
I don't even know what the hell that's.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
Ghostler's belt came out.
It was time.
It was time for the beatings.
His cajons were like melons.
NG was ready.
He's freaking fancy.
Mr. Ghostler has his face.
Look, I don't condone this.
Ghostler prepped the semen-ridden leather strap and smacked the stick.
I don't condone this, folks.
I don't condone this.
These people are sick.
U-M-H.
Just, it's sick, for Christ's sake.
It's just utter sick.
Anyway, look, I want to talk about what's going on in Vietnam NAM and how you meme freaking magic magicians over here somehow made that happen.
Now, the president, I want to be completely honest with you at this point in time, is meeting with Kim Jong-un for a more of a diplomatic situation because I don't know if you've heard the recent news.
The president, what is this, D-Rey?
Red Coulter actually holds Trump to his promises.
Why don't you?
What did he not do?
What did he not do, you son of a bitch?
What the hell did he not do?
You want the wall?
The wall's being built, you stupid dumb sons of bitches.
The wall's being built.
There are more people right now being deported in America than in any other time in history.
And if you want my personal opinion, I think it's just you alt-right white nationalist sons of bitches who are out here thinking that when Trump was elected, that Trump was going to bring in the freaking fourth Reich or some crap.
Wake Up Alt-Right00:14:46
Now listen, you sons of bitches over there in the alt-right and the white nationalist movement need to calm your asses down a little bit, all right, and start worrying about your own if you really care about your own.
I'm sick and tired of hearing you guys.
And every one of these mouthpieces of the alt-right and the white nationalist crowd.
Remember the NG martyrs?
Shut up about the engineer for Christ's sake.
I'm talking every time that we have one of these mouthpieces of the alt-right and the white nationalists come out.
What are they?
They're always a bunch of former leftists, you know, that are single, all right, that aren't promoting that, oh, we need to have white families, we need to have, like a traditional old white nationalist would.
Instead, they're out there trying to utilize the leftist media to put a spotlight on them as they agitate these dumbass, ridiculous, wild-eyed Nazi and, you know, we're going to, the fifth Reich and all this other crap.
All right.
I mean, this is what they're doing.
If you want my opinion, Ghostler's Fourth Reich.
Stop calling me Ghostler, asshole.
If you want my personal opinion, I think that many on the alt-right and the white nationalists are actually leftist co-op.
What NG needs a backhand?
He probably does, I'm telling you.
I think that they're leftist operatives.
I think that most of these people are all leftist operatives trying to, you know, agitate to the unth degree so that the media has somebody to put a spotlight and see, look at these dirty Nazis on the right.
Producers union for NG.
Shut up.
All right.
Enough about the engineer for Christ's sake.
Enough.
So anyway, I didn't mean to go off on a diatribe about the goddamn white nationalist alt-right movement, but these are the people that are ones that are mouthing off their lip about how Trump didn't fulfill his promises.
What promise did Trump not fulfill, you stupid dumb racists?
You people are racists, man.
That's why I'm not a racist.
You see, I'm a melting pot of friendship, and everybody out there throughout the internets and throughout the world knows it.
Okay?
Now, you people, for whatever reason, you think that you're...
I don't understand where you're going with this.
Give the NG the show back.
Shut the fuck.
Excuse me.
Shut up about the engineer.
I'm talking.
I'm talking.
I'm talking here.
Thank you for all the support.
Also, Ghost, Trump is just Obama 2.0 and you don't want a job and you put no effort in this show.
What are you talking about, Obama 2.0?
How the hell do you figure this?
You people that are critical of Trump that were formerly on the right, you people that are critical of Trump that are on the right or formerly on the right, you people are talking in the abstract like most of the leftists are on the left, you son of a bitch.
All right.
I mean, you're talking in the abstract.
You just keep saying, oh, yeah, Trump didn't do what he promised.
What didn't Trump do that he promised?
The wall is currently being built right now.
There is an emergency, a national emergency for this border crisis that he has called as an executive order.
This man has brought taxes down.
He has created the biggest economic spike in United States history.
5.6 million new jobs in the past two and a half years.
You know, we've seen a spike in wages.
We have seen so much promising activity of this president.
I don't understand what you people are talking about.
You people on the right, I'm talking to you, alt-riders and you goddamn white nationalists.
You people are living a pipe dream.
If y'all were really serious about what you believed and all this, we need light power, dude, and all that crap, you would be going right now to Europe and helping those fucking people.
That's where the origins of what you're fighting for is, right?
You'd be over there.
What is it?
Drain the swamp.
Also, tunnel snakes rule.
Shut up.
All right.
He is draining the swamp.
But don't you understand this swamp is a compartmentalized bureaucratic Frankenstein that extends beyond the government.
It extends into the media.
It extends into corporations.
Vietnam did not see that coming.
Vietnam did not see that.
Shut up, Ad Harmon.
All right.
Shut up.
And here's ghost quotes for Christ's sake.
People that are critical of Trump are my kind of people.
I never said that.
Go shove it up your ass, okay?
Shove it up your ass.
There is no emergency.
He's raised taxes.
He's caused an economic slump.
What are you talking about?
He's raised taxes.
How has he raised taxes?
How has he raised taxes, you son of a bitch?
You people are lying.
You're lying your asses off.
Capitalist for Trump.
You're goddamn right.
You people that are against Trump, I don't know what your problem is.
You people are a bunch of racist.
You're a racist bastard.
I'm a racist.
What the hell is that?
You fucking assholes.
I know what that.
Listen, shut up.
All right.
Shut your mouth.
NG equals Trump ghost equals Hillary.
You guys don't know your asses from your elbows.
Seriously, man.
You people don't know politics.
That's why, instead of trolling me, instead of look at this.
I can't.
It's never going to end.
It's never going to end for Christ's sake.
And what is this?
More Ghostler's number one fangirl.
Look at some sick ass fanfic that, you know, the voice chat woman didn't even want to talk because it was so disgusting, probably, for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
Listen, I'm sorry about this soliloquy about the alt-right and the white nationalist.
I'm just, I mean, if y'all were serious, fart Hammond, fart Hammond, what the hell that I don't know what the hell that means, man.
Listen, if y'all were really serious about preserving your white integrity, white race, bloodline, or whatever the hell it is that you people are talking about.
Hey.
Hey, ghost.
Sorry to interrupt.
I was just wondering if you've tried apple pie moonshine.
No.
It's good, but never had 195 proof stuff before.
No, I have not had that version of moonshine.
I have had that moonshine.
Shut up, craft whore.
What the hell is that man?
Are you talking about, listen, shut up, all right?
I'm talking here.
I'm talking.
I'm talking.
Shut your mouth.
Stop flapping your fat Dorito stained fingers on the keyboard and let me talk here.
I'm in a zone, man.
I'm in a fucking zone.
All right.
Now, listen.
Okay.
If you folks on the alt-right and the white nationalists were really serious, you'd be going out there and trying to save Europe.
Europe is being completely, for a lack of a better term, ethnically cleansed via the refugee crisis.
And you have the EU, which is now the overlords of most of Europe, that are allowing this to happen, okay?
Ghost supports KKK and furries.
Shut up, you asshole.
Why?
How do you figure that?
I'm not a fan of furries.
I don't even want to talk about furries.
I don't even get it.
It's sick.
It's stupid.
Jesus Christ.
Now, where are you white nationalists over there helping Europe out from being completely overtaken by the refugee crisis that is not just being allowed by the EU, but it's being state-sponsored by the EU because now these refugees get a special protected status in Europe?
Whooring out the markets.
Shut up.
I'm talking.
These refugees are now superseding the importance of the actual citizens of these countries.
Spam hashtag for, just shut up.
Hashtag NG for host.
Just shut up.
Let me talk.
Let me talk.
I'm just saying the truth.
I'm just saying the truth.
I mean, you know, Europe is completely being destroyed.
It's completely being destroyed.
Today's Sonichu fans declared in one voice, we will not go quite.
No, I don't want.
No.
We will not vanish without a fight.
Chris Chandler is a sick survivor to celebrate.
That should be in an insane asylum, okay?
I don't want him to even be referenced here.
So don't reference that sick son of a bitch here, okay?
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's Christine Chandler, right?
This disgusting flat-jacked headed freaking freak who thinks it's a woman now, right?
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
Pay NG fair wage.
I do pay the NG a fair wage.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Just shut your mouth.
Now, anyway, as I was saying, you folks that are critical of Trump on the right, I think that you're either paid agitators for the left or you're just complete racial lunatics.
I mean, don't you understand that America was built on allowing those to come into this country?
And I'm not talking about Mexicans and anybody in particular.
Ghost is Christian.
Look, shut the fuck up.
Trying to talk.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
All right.
What is this?
It was for all the $5 tips.
He loved the salmon-smelling bills.
Anything for more.
Christ.
Can you all please stop, man?
All right.
Why are you white nationalists in Europe?
You should be in the United States as part of Trumpler Youth.
That's not.
I never said that, man.
I'll do my part as the puckered butt boy for the movie.
Just shut your mouth.
All right, shut up.
Trumpler youth, ghost 907.
And stop calling me ghosts.
Seriously, man.
I'm on YouTube.
I'm on YouTube.
I'm big time now.
Don't be calling me stuff like that anymore, all right?
I'm serious.
Now, I want you all to realize that when people were coming to America back at the turn of the 20th century, that was the 1900s, okay?
What is this?
I heard people in Italy have been actually trying to defend themselves from the refugees.
Yeah, Italy and Ukraine and Poland.
You know, I mean, these people are based out there.
Can you and NG come down the gay bathhouse and shoot some pearls into the sperm shake we are making?
I'm not gonna forget that.
We already have a lot of high-grade Faky Dookie and Lube in the mix, but your pearls would make this spot.
I'm not even kidding.
Shut up, man, with that sick crap.
I'm not gonna forget that, man.
All right.
Stop donating, you idiot troll.
I know.
Stop donating for Christ's sake and let me get with my show.
Look at them.
Is this never gonna end?
It's never gonna end, is this?
Let me talk.
Wah, What?
Let me talk!
Let me talk, asshole!
Jesus Christ, I'm sitting over here.
I'm shooting political pearls at you people.
You understand that?
I'm shooting political pearls at you people, and you won't let me talk.
So shut up and let me talk.
Good God.
Like I was saying, when the first wave of immigrants that truly built this country back at the turn of the 20th century, the 1900s, these folks were from all walks of life.
But guess what?
The reason Ellis Island was Ellis Island is because we processed these folks that came in.
Never.
Go shut up, whoever said never.
We processed these immigrants that came in through Ellis Island, and that's how we knew who they were.
It's obvious that Engineer is the true talent.
This speaker is a bad person.
Shut up, that's the first time you're going to get a bunch of products of mind support engineer.
Shut your mouth.
All right.
Donald Trump listens to this show.
Shut your mouth.
I'm on YouTube and Pornhub.
We big time.
I'm broadcasting from a local bathhouse, too.
One second.
I need to give this guy a damn it.
Oh, man.
Did you know that?
One star review time.
Let me.
Jesus Christ.
I was trying.
Shut your mouth.
That's not a quote of mine.
Shut up.
I was going to try to do this damn broadcast sober, like stone sober.
I'm stone sober right now.
I don't have any alcoholic beverages in me.
I don't have any tetrahydrocannabinol in me.
Shut up.
I don't have anything.
I wanted to do this damn show stone sober.
But you see, it's obvious I can't do that, man.
I mean, how could anybody in their sane mind continue to go on in this capacity without at least having a few goddamn freaking some kind of booze product?
Some kind of piss and fury running through your body for Christ's sake, man.
Good God.
And shut up in the chat room.
I don't need to go to rehab.
Shut up.
All right.
Just shut your mouth.
I'm going to have to drink, man.
I can't do this.
I have to drink.
What is this, English?
What is this?
You've got to be.
You've got to be kidding me, Ghost.
I've been further even more decided to use even Go Need to do Look More as anyone can.
What?
Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use Go Wish for that?
What the hell are you talking about?
Hash NG4 hosts.
Are you using some kind of like, you know, translator to talk?
What is this?
F in the chat for alcoholics.
Shut up, assholes.
I'm not an alcoholic.
All right.
I'm tired of you people talk.
I'm tired of you saying it.
Hey, Ghost, been watching the show since Dark Darkrazor Z. Big fan.
Thanks, man.
Cheers five big greens.
Why don't you take off your top and shake it a bit?
Ah, you fucking.
See a good girl and maybe ill stick another five down your clamp.
Shut up, man.
I'm not a whore.
Shut up, all right?
Look at chat NG for host.
Listen, shut up, man.
All right.
Just shut your mouth already.
This is not a joke.
I'm sitting here trying to shoot some political pearls in your face, and all you people are just doing is just standing there like a bunch of prudes.
All right?
So just sit there, shut up, and you're trolling me, man.
You Drive Me To Drink00:16:07
You're goddamn trolling me, and I don't appreciate it.
This ghost drinks me 11 or 12 times a day, starting at 7 in the morning.
I don't drink all day with a goddamn lie.
I don't drink all day, man.
I haven't drank all day.
I'm going to drink right now.
I'm going to be completely honest with you, freaking troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
I'm going to drink right goddamn now because that's the only way I can palate, you sorry sacks of crap, man.
I'm tired of you people, man.
I'm tired of you goddamn poshole-sniffing, hemorrhoid-sucking, dirty, diaper-eating pieces of nipple-clamp-loving butt-plug-up-they ass looking trash.
I'm just some racist KKK sidekick.
This is a horrible goddamn mother.
Oh, my God.
All the assholes that support him need to be put to sleep and that's all that.
Shut your mouth.
All right?
Shut your goddamn mouth.
Look, is there anybody out there that's listening to this broadcast that's like my friend and that's nice to me, that wants to be nice to me, that wants to send like positivity towards my way?
I'm a co-holic.
Shut up.
All right.
Is there anybody out there?
Look, here.
Here's how you do this text-to-speech garbage that these people are doing.
12 beers towards Alki Buttcraft.
This, look, look at the chat room.
Look at the chat room.
Look at the chat room.
Right there.
Right there.
And I want some positivity.
Look at this.
Ghost wife for engineer.
Look at Trump quote.
M.A. Good Goy for Israel, my Jew son in the world.
Oh, you're a lying sack of crap, man.
That's goddamn lie.
That's a laugh.
That's a lie.
Antiques in bathhouse fucking ass.
Look, shut up.
Everybody, just shut your goddamn mouth.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
If you don't have anything positive to say, then don't even bother.
Don't even bother.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Fighting lion.
I enjoy the show.
Thank you, man.
You see, that's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about right there, man.
None of the stupid crap that these people are doing it, man.
Jesus Christ.
I need a drink.
I need a goddamn drink.
I need a drink.
Hail Beeler.
Hail Beerler.
God damn it.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
Ah, damn it.
These trolls have it all wrong.
You're actually a really chill dude.
If people took the time to actually get, I know, I know anonymous that they don't care.
They don't care, these people don't care.
Man, how is this for positivity, what this too shall pass?
Live and let live.
Let go and let God, one day at a time, the key to freedom man, keep coming back because it works if you work it.
Learn to listen and listen to learn progress.
No professional true recovery slogans, true recovery slogan.
And here's this asshole ghost quote, shut up saying engineer 50.
I never said any of this shit.
There's not been.
Kidnapped him at an early age and trained Sack of trash.
Oh my god, I'm getting hot in here.
I'm sweating.
Ghost 921 standard time.
I'm freaking sweating for Christ's sake.
Ghostler faps decay.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
Now I want everybody to stop donating.
Stop.
Hey, ghost gang, man.
What do you know what friends do for each other?
What?
They brick on each other's chest and smear it all over like chicken.
I'm sorry, folks.
I don't condone this shit for birthday.
You don't say letting me draw a mask.
All right, man.
Oh, God.
I only say negative things.
Why?
Why are you only saying negative things for Christ's sake, man?
Why?
Why?
For Christ's sake, man.
Ah, God.
I hope you're my friend, man.
I hope you're my friend.
Thanks for broadcasting tonight, pal.
I have all the autographs from back when those you sold and I framed them.
Keep doing what you're doing, man.
Cheers to you, man.
Cheers to you.
Thank you.
Thank you, friend.
Ghost is a drunk.
Hashtag ng4.
I'm not a freaking drunk.
I'm not an alcoholic.
I'm a connoisseur, assholes.
I'm a connoisseur.
It's a big goddamn difference.
It's a big goddamn difference, man.
All right.
I'm not a damn alcoholic.
I'm a connoisseur.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
Sweating is a symptom of alcohol withdrawal.
Shut the hell up.
I'm not a crocker.
Shut up.
Damn it.
Son of a bitch.
Shut up, man.
Man, I'm so disappointing in what you've turned into.
I used to come to you for the financial insight and this is what I've become.
I'm sorry.
But this is just cringe.
I'm sorry, it's them.
It's them.
It's these internet people.
It's them.
It's the internet people.
It's goddamn them.
It's not me.
They know how to make a crippled vet feel welcome.
What?
Plenty of hot hipster fruits.
Ghosts greeted my friend with a bareback gangbang.
The only drawback is they will 86 you if you get wasted and start belching uncontrollably.
You son of a bitch, that's AAA.
This is going way too far.
Please stop.
Stop doing Google and Yelp reviews of bathhouses in my name.
Stop it.
It's not funny.
It's not funny.
They call him boss.
He's a boss.
Boss nigga.
Yay, Shut up, man.
Shut up, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Dance, $5 whore dance.
I'm not a whore, you son of a f!
Shut up!
Nowhere to go up, ghost.
You must apologize to those you have hurt in your life.
I didn't hurt anybody!
Everybody hurt me!
Next, your granny.
Everybody hurt me, man!
I never hurt anybody!
Everybody hurt me!
Remember when I first introduced you to drinking?
You treated me to the best night of my life.
Shut up, don't talk about my granny asshole!
Don't talk about my friend!
Shut up, man!
Shut up!
Don't talk about my granny, man!
I tried telling Ghost Trump didn't keep his promises.
He raised the body.
Shut up, check!
Don't bring my dog into this!
Leave my dog alone!
But he was too busy drinking his ghost and visiting bathhouses to listen.
Oh, shut up!
Already, man, you people are driving me to drink, man.
I'm gonna have to drink.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I've got a drink, man.
I need to.
I was going to try to do this goddamn show stone sober.
I was going to do this show stone sober, but you sorry sex of crap, you internet people, you cyber vermin, man.
Look at what you people are driving me to do.
Look at what you're driving me to do, man.
Friends, tonight, we break the chains of slavery.
Ghost is a drunk.
Whore who beats me and his wife.
That's not the real engineer.
Shut up, and I'm not a drunk.
I'm not a drunk.
You people are driving me to drink, man.
It's your fault.
It's your fault.
It's all of you.
It's all of your faults, man.
It's all of you.
Oh, God.
I need a drink, man.
I need a drink.
I need a goddamn drink, man.
I was going to try not to drink tonight, man, but I can't.
Because of you, sons of bitches, man.
I need my goddamn freaking drink, man.
I need some more beer.
That's what the hell I need, man.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Crack it open and drink.
Shut up.
Shut up and stop taking pleasure in my alcohol demise.
Don't you dare DUI in a wheelchair.
Shut up, asshole.
I'm not a goddamn wheelchair.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
Hey, Ghost.
Always glad to see you broadcasting.
The text-to-speech is so tedious.
Hope you do some segments soon where it is.
Just listen, I'm gonna try, bro.
Honky.
I'm gonna try, man.
Much love from Cameron.
You know what?
Maybe I'll do some serious stuff on Ghost Not Report or something.
I don't know.
You're a true capitalist.
If you're a real American patriot, vote for Sarah.
I never said that.
You broadcast sober about as good as Kid Shaleen could shoot when he wasn't four sheets to the window.
I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
I don't even know what the hell you're talking about, man.
Now, look.
Ghost yelling.
I went to this Vietnam massage parlor for a quick handy from a ladyboy.
That's all you stop such things.
Stop leaving reviews in my name.
This is going too far, man.
Please stop.
Worst customer service ever.
I deserve more respect.
Do you understand me?
I deserve more respect, man.
Another ghost.
Stop.
Stop.
I never said any of these quotes.
These are freaking lies.
These are lies.
These are goddamn lies.
Give me my beer, man.
I beat my wife and pass out of the bed daily.
She's my bitch.
I kidnapped her 30 years ago.
It turns out that she's a bad person.
Give me my goddamn beer, man, so I can have a goddamn drink.
Give me my goddamn beer so I can have a drink, man.
Stop The Lies00:15:27
All right.
I can't believe I have to have a drink, man, just so I can pallet my own damn show, man.
It's my show.
It's my show.
It's a ghost show, man.
And I got a drink so I can just pallet my own show, man.
Oh, shit, man.
I'm just goddamn.
What a.
I don't deserve respect, you son of a bitch.
I deserve more respect.
What are you talking about, man?
I've had an 11-year internet broadcasting career.
I deserve more respect.
Oh my god.
Press R for respect.
You're damn right, chat.
11 years I've given you my blood, sweat, and tears doing this broadcast.
I deserve more respect.
Oh, God.
There's not too many R's in the chat room, man.
You freaking asshole!
Show me now!
Show me respect and show me now!
That's an order!
That's an order!
Oh, God.
That's a goddamn order, man.
I deserve more respect than this, man.
11 years of an internet broadcasting career.
11 years, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Press D for disrespect.
Don't press D now.
Don't press D. Stop.
Don't press it.
Don't press it.
Look it up.
Look at the chat.
They don't respect me.
They don't care.
All respect for fuckwits Shut up, man.
Shut up, man.
What kind of a Monday show is this, man?
What kind, man?
Oh, my God.
E for respect for NG.
No!
Don't do it!
No!
Have respect for me, damn it!
Have respect for me, damn it!
No, not Es.
No! No! No! No!
You sons of bitches and shit, F you!
I'd buy that!
No, bitch, I'm no bitch!
You son of a bitch!
I got your bitch!
Alright?
I got your bitch!
Do you understand why I gotta take a drink?
Do you understand this?
H in the chat if Ghost is a hambone.
Shut up!
I'm not a freaking hambone!
Shut up!
I'm not a freaking hambone!
Guess he is going LOL shoving up your ass.
And shut up in the chat!
I'm not a freaking hambone, you fh!
Son of a bitch!
Good dude!
I don't know how much longer I can take in this.
Press M for Mrs. Ghostler's ass.
Press M for Mrs. Ghostler's God!
Shut up in the chat. Shut up.
11 years of bathhouse anal.
Shut up too.
W in the chat for wheelchair.
Shoving up your ass too, man.
All of you.
What kind of a bad case of the Mondays are you, sons of bitches on Uncle Yo, if you drink via your anus, it actually makes the effect much for you.
It might be too loose.
Shut up, you moron.
All right, shut up, just shut up, man.
No, no Jay in the chat.
If Trump and ghosts are puppets of Israel and Jared Kushner oh, shut up D-Ray.
That's a goddamn lie.
Shut up, that's a goddamn lie.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
Shut up B in the chat for bald.
Look, shut up and stop talking to the chat.
Stop using text to speech to talk to the chat.
After waking up at the bathroom, I drove home drinking the six pound he had in my wheelchair accessible FORD.
I never said that.
Whoever, whoever that is, you're an asshole.
When he asked for a raise.
Whoever, stick to him.
You're an asshole man.
Press G in the chat for ghost's granny.
You, son of a bitch, don't talk about my granny.
I don't know how many times I gotta tell you, sons of bitches, about that.
Don't talk about my granny.
My granny was a pious woman.
Don't you understand that she never cursed a day in her life.
Whenever she made food for us youngins and we had a whole bunch left over, she would go take them to the neighbors.
Man, she was a pious woman.
You, son of a bitch, don't talk about my granny again.
Don't talk about my granny and stop talking about my family.
Stop talking, just stop.
All right, everybody.
Just stop all right.
You people are driving me to drink, man.
You people are driving me to drink tea for Templeton's nudes.
Shut up man, just shut up, and let me drink my beer in peace so I can try to do whatever kind of a show i've got here.
Let me just drink my beer!
I'm chugging beer, man.
I'm just chugging beer, man.
Sound familiar?
Ghostler?
One, exhibiting signs of irritability and extreme mood.
Shut up with this crap.
Two, making excuses for drinking such as to relax, deal with stressful situations.
Four, frequenting gay bathhouse orgies.
You, son of a bitch man, f you man.
I'm not an alcoholic.
The reason i'm drinking is because of all of you.
It's all your fault.
It's all you internet people.
Okay folks, it's clear that once again the trolls have won.
Shut up, ghost folks.
I never said that.
Shut up, man.
Same type of little bitch.
Shut up.
I never said that.
Q in the chat.
If you want me to quit early.
I never said that.
Man, i'm not going anywhere, i'm still standing.
I'm still standing.
You trolls didn't win shit.
I'm still standing.
Ng revolution now chat.
Stop talking to the engineer.
Stop making donations for the engineer.
Three for three, way with granny and mrs. Go Shut up.
I never said now you're making me belch, you sons of bitches, man.
Oh, my God, now you're making me belch, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Look at this place, man.
Look at this place.
Jesus Christ, man.
It's got crap everywhere.
For Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
Well, I thought this was going to be a different show.
I thought that you fucking learned something, you internet people, troll terrorists, cyber vermin bastards.
The last show was horrible.
This is going way too far.
Please stop.
This is going way too far.
Please stop.
I deserve more respect, damn it.
I deserve more respect, damn it.
I'm already done with this beer, for Christ's sake.
More beer, man.
Keep the beer coming.
Keep the goddamn beer coming, man.
Because that's the only thing that's going to take the fucking pain away, man.
It's going to take the pain.
These freaking troll terrorists and cyber vermin, man, that have been a pimple on my ass for the last 11 years, man.
For the last 11 years.
Good God, man.
And shut up in the chat room.
You didn't win nothing.
Shut up.
You didn't win nothing.
I'm still here.
I'm still here.
I'm not going nowhere, man.
I'm not going nowhere.
Let me just drink this goddamn beer, man.
Let me take a shot, you know, the beer's not going to just, it's not going to do it fast enough.
Let me take a shot of some cheap bottle of hooch, man.
Tough God.
Oh, God.
Let's lick each other's bacon bits off our cheese holes next time.
Shut up, man.
It isn't totally legit.
Oh, my.
Jesus, take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with that talk.
Just stop, man.
Just stop.
I'm just going to.
I'm going to take a swig of some cheap bottle of hooch.
All right?
Because it just, it gets, it hits it quicker, man.
I just need something that'll get me drunk and get me drunk fast.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
I buy that for a dollar.
Diff Albin dodged the dread.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
I'm tired of you people.
Ghost loves beer up ass.
This is never going to end, is it, man?
This is never going to end.
This is never going to end.
Press for Satan.
F you, you asshole, all right?
F you.
I'm telling you right now, this is never going to end.
You know, I had a conversation with the inner circle yesterday.
And, you know, the inner circle is suggesting that I should raise the price to text to speech and all this.
And, you know, people have told me this a lot.
I'm like, I don't want to look like some overgrown, disgusting sheckle goblin.
Okay.
I don't want to do that, man.
I don't want to do that.
But I don't know, man.
I mean, I don't know what I have to do.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I don't know what I'm gonna do because these people are just driving me insane, man.
You know, there used to be hundreds of thousands of people that used to listen to the financial insight, to the political and social commentary, man.
So I'm just saying, I don't know what I'm gonna do, man.
I mean, I can't believe you people are doing this to me, man.
I can't believe you people are doing this to me, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
I can't believe it.
I'm serious, man.
I'm serious.
I'm sick of you.
I'm sick of all of you.
You goddamn rosebud, asshole-loving, used urinal curate, cute cat.
I don't even know what the fuck I'm saying, man.
Shit!
Shit!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
What is all this crap?
Why is this crap?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
You're already a sheckle goblin.
Shut up.
Listen, I don't want to raise the prices.
I was telling the inner circle yesterday, man.
I don't want to raise the prices, man.
You know, I don't want to do that for Christ's sake.
I'm not a shekel goblin, man.
Feels Jew, man.
FEELS TOO MAN, BUT AN ANIMALS ARE NOT A FEELS TOO MAN.
Son of a bitch!
Oh, my God, you sons of bitches, man.
You want to know what I told the inner circle?
You want to know what I told him?
I told him this, okay?
I told him, look, at some point, shut up.
Okay, it's Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
Why don't you do a serious listeners and ghost a favor and go fuck yourselves?
Ghost deserves a lot more respect more than that.
Thank you, Sonic.
Why don't you trolls go to Tony Talk if you want to?
Marco, shut up your ass.
That's not Sonic the Hedgehog.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Yeah, Fields drunk, man.
Yeah, real funny, you asshole.
Listen.
You want to know what I told the inner circle when they told me I should raise the price to text-to-speech?
You want to know what I told him?
Shut up.
QE listen to Ghost.
He beats his wife, is a draft dog.
Shut up, dress.
That's not the real prices.
That's not the real Donald Trump.
The real Donald Trump listens to my broadcast, asshole.
All right.
Now stop donating.
Stop donating for Christ's sake.
Recognizing obviously, two, have people annoyed you by criticizing your drinking?
Three, have you ever felt bad or guilty about shut up with that frank man?
Have you ever had a drink first thing in the morning to get over a hangover or steady yourself?
Marco, shoving up your ass, man.
Come on, man.
Stop Donating Now00:15:01
Shut up.
If I raise the prices, it means it's harder for me to justify not paying the engineer.
Can you?
The inner circle suggested raising the price of the body.
Stop those problems.
I'm trying to tell you what I told the inner circle.
Shut up.
Stop donating.
Shut your mouth.
Listen.
Jesus Christ, man.
Desi first, Sonic next.
No, no, no.
Let's not start that crap.
No.
No, no.
You will never get rid of text-to-speech.
You make too much money with it and you act mad.
What the hell are you talking about?
Listen.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Fields bath, man.
Shove it up, your ass.
Let me talk.
Let me talk!
Let me talk for Christ's sake, man!
Now, shut your mouth and let me talk.
Now, I'm going to tell you what I told the inner circle when they suggested I should raise the price to text-to-speech.
I said this: I said, first of all, I don't want to look like some overgrown shekel goblin, all right?
And secondly, I believe, and I don't know when it's going to happen, at least I think I still believe that at some point, all this trolling, all this text-to-speech nonsense, it's going to die down at some point in time.
All right, it's gonna die down at some point in time, and when that day comes and it starts dying down out here, okay, that's when we'll start doing the show again.
No!
No, what the hell you mean, no, you son of a bitch!
Damn it!
I am your host, the man they call Ghostler.
Stop calling me Ghostler, you son of a bitch, man.
I think, I'm not kidding around.
I'm sorry, I think that it's gonna die down at some point, man.
I just don't know the inner circle seems to think that this is never gonna end, man.
That you people are never gonna end, and that you people are sick people, you're sick internet people, and it's never gonna end.
It's just gonna keep going and going, and it's gonna keep repeating itself over and over and over and over.
Never, never, it's never gonna die down, no way!
It's got to!
Ah, damn it!
It's got to!
Ah, damn it!
Oh, God!
It's gotta die down at some point, man!
Right?
It's gotta stop.
Oh, my God.
Ghost told his customers, hey, you're getting a good deal.
Look at the price I'm giving you compared to retail.
What the hell are you talking about?
Much content, such wow.
I don't know what the hell a ghost is furniture show, for Christ's sake.
The Jew show, asshole.
That's racist, first and foremost.
And secondly, what the hell is that supposed to mean?
What is that supposed to mean?
The TTS show will never stop.
Why?
Ghostler is a slave to his love of the shekels.
She is an overgrown shekel goblin.
You can't happen.
If that was the case, I would raise the price.
Always a Jew.
If that was the case, I would raise the price.
You're a goddamn liar.
You're a goddamn liar.
I'm not raising the price.
You're a goddamn liar.
I'm telling you, you assholes, you're giving me one of the worst case of the Mondays that I've ever had.
And I'm telling you, if you sons of bitches keep this up, I'm getting the hell out of here.
I'm not going to continue to take this kind of fucking cyber abuse, man.
Ghost, stop being a bitch.
Ghost, stop being a bitch.
I've got your bitch.
It's never going to die down, old man.
The trolls made you the only thing that will die down as you after an anal beer binge and the engineers.
Show it up your ass.
I think it's going to die down, man.
I think it's going to die down.
I'm not joking around.
I think it's going to die.
It better goddamn die down.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
It better goddamn goddamn die down, man.
Oh, God.
What is this?
River Division 91 is.
Don't forget you, ghost.
When we pulled out the beers, I told you.
Don't leave the boat.
Don't step on that muddy riverbed.
What the hell are you talking about?
I don't even know what the hell you're talking about, man.
What the hell are you talking about?
Here's a fake jackal's ass.
Granny was an amazing woman ghost.
She was.
These trolls have no idea what they're talking about.
Was she gave her neighbors arsenic and cyanide poison?
Oh, yeah, that's a goddamn deal with all the shut up.
Don't talk about my creating that way.
Shut up, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Shekel munching Monday, you son of a bitch.
Damn it.
Son of a bitch.
Shekel munching Monday.
F you, asshole.
F you.
Press D for draft Dodger.
Got that shove it up your ass, man.
Don't let the door hit your ass.
Fucking asshole.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up, man.
Ah, damn it.
I don't know how much longer I can get away until doing this, man.
I don't know how much longer I can do this on the show.
I'd buy that for a while.
What do you want?
What do you want?
E for NG over.
Shut the hell up, man.
Jay, if I'm a shekel goblin, shut up with this crap.
I'm not a shekel goblin, man.
I don't raise the price.
I don't raise the price.
Don't you understand that?
I want to keep the interactivity of the show.
Don't you scumbags understand that?
The interactivity, that's what's made the show.
THAT'S WHAT MADE THE SHOW!
THAT'S WHAT MADE THE SHOW, MAN!
My 11-year internet broadcasted career.
That's what made the show.
It'll die down when you die down.
Fucking asshole.
Are you people listening to this?
I got a fan base that watch me dead, man.
I got a fan base that watched me dead, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
What have I become?
What have I become?
Jesus Christ.
Oh, God.
I mean, what do you want?
Beer, man.
I need more beer.
Ugh.
Oh, my God.
Buy that for a...
Where is the ghost I used to know?
The ghost that manhandled the trolls and in cyber vermin without much effort?
The ghost I used to know never got beaten by anyone.
I'm not even being beaten up by a better opponent.
But by the way, I'm not beaten.
Man, these people are just overwhelming, man.
There's too many of them.
There's too many of them.
The trolls made my show.
No, you didn't.
It was me.
It was my talent.
I made the show, man.
Yum.
Oh, my God.
Ghost lick saggy tits.
Go shove it up your ass with that sick crap, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
You became a shekel goblin, you son of a bitch.
You got I made the show, and I'm not a sheckle goblin.
I'm not a sheckle goblin.
I'm not a sheckle goblin, man.
Oh, you become a sheck.
I am not.
I am not.
That's a goddamn lie.
I'm a man of the people!
You son of a bitch!
Dear ghost, have some of my drugs to calm you down.
I just want to see you singing in the purple.
Oh, God.
I just, I don't know what I can do, man.
I don't.
I'm trying to drink, you know, Brince.
I'm trying to drink.
And I'm hoping the copious amounts of alcohol intake would just take the fucking pain away.
Just take the fucking pain away.
Come on, man.
Troll/slash NG the talent.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I'm the talent.
I'm the goddamn talent.
Me, ghost.
Ghost.
Ghost.
Prove it.
Turn off TTS.
You're not understanding.
TTS is what's making the show interactive.
It makes the show interactive.
Interactivity made this show.
You're not understanding, man.
You're not understanding.
The interactivity made the show, man.
You're not understanding, man.
P for personhood of personahood of a goblin.
Just shut up, all right?
TGS takes the pain away.
Oh, takes the brain away.
Takes the brain.
Just shut up, man.
Everybody just shut up, man.
All of you people, just shut up, man.
All of you people, just shut up, man.
Oh, God, man.
This is episode 25, man.
This has gone too far.
Please stop.
I deserve more respect, scumbags.
You cauliflowered cock having pieces of crap.
I deserve more respect.
I deserve more respect, man.
I'm going to keep drinking.
I'm keeping the drug.
I'm going to keep drinking, man.
I'm going to keep drinking to take the goddamn pain away, man.
That's better.
You know what I'm saying?
I took that cheap shot of Hooch drinking beer.
I've only drank a couple of beers.
I'm going to keep guzzling down beers, man.
I'm going to drink like a fish because you sons of bitches, for Christ's sake.
RG is interactivity, not TT.
Shut up.
What are you talking about?
Look at what you're doing.
I'm trying to do my show.
You people won't let me do it.
If you people gave a crap, you would stop donating and let me do my broadcast so I could spark synapses in the brains of the people that are listening to me.
I was trying to shoot pearls at you people.
And this is what you're doing.
This is what you're doing, man.
This is what you're doing.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I'm an alky goblin.
Fucking fuck you, man.
I'm tired, man.
I need some more beer.
I'm so tired of this.
I'm so tired.
I'm so tired.
What is this?
Because the engineer won't speak up for himself, I took the liberty of writing a Glassdoor review of his experience working on the ghost show.
It will soon be online and everyone will know your true colors.
What are you talking about, man?
Leave the engineer alone, alright?
He's gainfully employed with me, alright?
He's gainfully employed with me, alright?
Shut up!
I need some more goddamn beer, for Christ's sake, man.
Captain Sham, may I give you head...
Sick son of a bitch.
Give me some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
More beer, man!
I am a hambone.
I never said that!
Whoever's donating under ghost quotes, you're an asshole!
You're an asshole!
Whoever that ghost quotes prick is, man, you're a goddamn asshole, man.
I never said any of that crap, man.
I never said any of that crap, man.
You see, I'm just guzzling down beers, man.
You see that?
I'm guzzling down beers.
I'm drinking like a goddamn fish because you sour saxa trash.
And do y'all have any consideration at all?
No, you don't care.
You don't really give a goddamn.
You want to see me destroy my body.
You want to see me destroy my body.
Oh, my God.
Can-Horning Cripple!
Ghost knows the elasticity of demand for TTS is relatively high, unlike his elasticity of demand for gay bathhouse visits.
Ghost shove it up your ass about the bathhouse crap!
I mean, stop taking it too far, man.
He is not a man of the people, just a shrewd money drug.
I'll buy my goddamn beer.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Sorry for being late, guys.
Here are the stock markets winning streets.
Stop doing my show, TTS lady.
Stop doing my shit.
The NASDAQ went up 26.92 points at 7,000.
It's never going to end, man.
This is never going to end.
I'm trying to believe in 1200.
It's never going to stop.
It's never going to stop, man.
Q in chat for bitch quit.
For bitch quit.
I've got your bitch.
Do you understand me, you scumbags?
I've got your bitch.
I've got your bitch.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh.
Oh, I'm so sick, man.
I'm so goddamn sick.
I don't even want to do the broadcast anymore.
I Need More Beer00:12:52
You're making me so goddamn sick, man.
Give me my goddamn drink, man.
I've been taking this for an hour and 25 minutes, man.
On a freaking Monday.
What is this?
First time listening live.
Proud to have gotten five out of you.
Off to work at my bathhouse.
Gotta do Ghost Night with the guys.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
Can you all stop with the bathhouse crap, man?
That took it too far last time.
You assholes posted my name under reviews under bathhouses, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
You're making me belch horribly, man.
You're making me belch horribly, man.
Y'all hear that?
That's not good, man.
Oh, my God.
That's just not good.
That's not good for Christ's sake, man.
That's not good.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to have to break out the wacky tobacco early, man.
I'm not even joking.
I may even have to take the goddamn devil's lettuce out early.
I'm not even joking, man.
I'm not even joking.
I'm not serious, but I gotta have a few more beers in me, man.
I've got to have a few more beers in me.
What do you want, Anonymous?
This isn't a game, you trolls.
You people need some serious help.
Thank you.
Thank you, Anonymous.
No kidding.
These people need serious help, man.
No kidding, you.
You all need serious help is right, man.
You all need serious goddamn help is right, man.
I mean, just fucking keep the beer coming, man.
You hear these goddamn trolls, man.
You hear these goddamn freaking fart-fragrant expert cheesehole chomping assholes.
You hear them.
You hear them.
Ghost nudes leaked.
I'll go shove it up your ass for Christ's sake.
It's probably a black crippled guy or something.
You people.
You take over from here, ghost.
You're just a bitch.
Journalist Jorge Ramos was detained by Nick.
Shut up, text to speech lady.
Stop doing my job! Stop doing my job! Stop doing my job! Stop doing my job!
Ah God!
Stop doing my damn job.
That's my job, man.
That's my goddamn job, man.
Stop taking my job.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God, man.
Oh, my God.
I just can't.
I just, I don't even want to do the show, man.
I don't even want to do the show for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe you, people.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't do it.
I can't.
I have to have some more beer, man.
I just, I gotta have some more beer, man.
I've got to have some more beer, man.
I hate some more beer, man.
I need some more goddamn beer.
You know that you assholes.
You, it's because of you I do this.
It's because of all you scumbags I do this, man.
I've got a freaking ice chest full of all kinds of beer, man.
All kinds of beer.
Because I know that the only way I can pallet, you internet people.
You pecker chef fetish migrant mouth hugging trailer park trap ribbon pieces of crap is the only way I can pallet you man Press TTS for TTS like a shut up asshole.
All right, just shut up.
It's because of you I'm drinking and I hope that the destruction that I'm doing to my body Because of the copious amounts of alcohol that I'm consuming right now.
I hope that it's on your conscience man.
I hope it's on all your subconscience and your conscience.
Oh God.
Oh God man.
Oh look at how fast you're making me drink man.
Look at how much you're making me drink man.
Oh God you're making me belch man.
Oh my god you're making me belch man.
I need to stop drinking man.
I'm serious.
This is not good.
I mean I've been drinking way too much man.
I gotta stop here man EU you fuck.
Shut up.
I'm not saying that sick name I'm not saying that sick name man.
Shut up man what's going on Buck hey ghost this is Buck from last Friday.
If you are ever in Saskatoon let me know we can grab some pints or catch a Saskatoon Blades hockey game.
They won't let me into Canada.
I'm sorry.
You won't let me in the connection.
Can I have some?
What kinds you got, man?
Oh, hey, hey, Trailer Park Joe.
I got some new tetrahydrocannabinol, man.
Hold on, let me catch my breath.
Hold on, I got to catch my breath.
My damn heart's beating like a goddamn rabbit.
I got to catch my breath.
All right.
I got some new stuff right here, man.
All right.
TTS lady, the real talent.
Go shove it up your ass.
Stop trying to take my job.
I got some new goddamn tetrahydrocannabinol right here.
Let me go ahead and get it, man.
I got it right here on the desk.
There it is.
Right here, baby.
Woo!
Now, I told the little Mexican kid that I get this from, who usually sells candy apples on the street corner.
Man, my heart's beating like a rabbit.
I told him that I liked the last batch that he had, dick cheese.
And he said that, you know, he couldn't get dick cheese this time around, but he got something that was a little bit like it.
You know, he called, you know, pussy burning.
It's called or burning pussy or something of that nature.
I don't know what the hell.
He says it's similar.
And to be honest with you, I have not taken it.
If I do take it, which I probably am because you people are fucking pissing me off.
Jesus Christ, I'm trying to get, I'm trying to catch my goddamn breath, man.
My heart's beating like a goddamn rabbit.
But here it is right here.
It's called, you know, you know what it is.
I don't want to repeat this stuff.
These have filthy names.
And the reason is, is because, according to the Mexican kid, the dirty name relates to the potency and the pungent smell of the actual tetrahydro cannabinoid.
Patiently waiting.
I'm going to check it out by refunding our money.
The fact that you don't refund all of our money after the show proves you're only doing this for the money.
Go shove it up your ass, patiently waiting.
All right.
Stop donating.
All right, man.
Hey, I'm telling you all to stop donating.
All right, I'm telling you all to stop, but you don't stop.
You don't stop.
You troll stake.
You're so cute.
Sitting here making my show look like a mockery, man.
And you understand, that's why I can't get anybody to fucking come to my show for a freaking interview, man.
Nobody wants to come to my show for an interview because of you.
Because of you.
Taking too long?
Shove it up your ass.
Sorry, go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
Let me have my goddamn drink, man.
I want more beer, man.
Give me some more beer for Chris.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
You know what it is?
I know that I'm probably going to hit this up, this tetrahydrocannabinol up, and it's like it does something to my internal organs.
It's like my internal organs are like, ghost, go ahead and smoke it.
Go ahead and smoke it.
Ghost shits with the seat up.
Are you implying that I got a big barrel ass or something?
Is that what you're implying with that stupid donation?
I shit with a seat up.
I got a big ass barrel ass.
I'm a barrel of a man.
Is that what you're trying to say, you son of a bitch?
I don't appreciate that.
I'm just saying, look, I'm getting a little giddy.
I don't know if y'all can sense it in my butt.
I'm getting a little giddy.
Now that I've taken out this, you know, I don't know, whatever this brand is called, it smells unbelievable.
I mean, right when I open the bag, it like, you know, it's like it fumigates the whole goddamn room with pungent, like skunky smell.
You know what I mean?
Excuse me.
You're making me belch.
Anyway, I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to have this beer, one more beer, and I'm going to try to talk about some of the stuff.
I'm going to try to talk about some of the stuff that I have on the agenda.
All right, we were supposed to be talking about how the president is meeting with North Korea's Kim Jong-un and Viet fucking nam, you goddamn meme magician jerk dicks, but it's obvious that you people don't care.
So I'll talk about something else here in a second.
I'm going to freaking chug this beer.
We're going to get open another beer.
And I might even chug that beer.
I might even just be, you know what?
I might just chug beers here for the next couple of minutes.
I might just be chuggalug, chug a lug.
Chug a lug, chug a lug.
know what i'm saying anyway let me go ahead and ah yeah Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug.
Hey, by the way, you know what we need?
You know what we need right now?
More beer!
More beer.
And by the way, while I'm pouring this beer, I'm giddy.
You know, you people that are calling me a pothead in the chat room, F you, okay?
You know what I'm saying?
It's legal now in most of the country, all right?
It's legal now.
And one thing I would advise Trump to do, if he wanted to truly win over most of America, even those on the left, legalize it.
You know what I'm saying?
Legalize it.
Just saying, baby, legalize it, baby.
It's already legal in most states for leisure activity, man.
Legalize it.
I'm just saying, man.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, let me get some more beer here.
Let me crack open this here.
All right.
Legalize it.
Anyway, all right, let me go ahead and chug this beer.
And by the way, chat messenger.
W in the chat for wife beating bitch.
You son of a bitch.
I don't beat my wife.
All right.
My wife knows her place.
All right.
I'm not like you sons of bitches that, you know, have to, you know, I don't know, pimp slap your wife every now and then just so she can know her role.
My wife knows her place, okay?
You understand that?
My wife knows her place.
So just sit there and shut your mouth.
And that's what you people are hating on because you ain't got nobody over there, don't you, huh?
You're sitting over there waxing your carrot with Rosie Palm and her five-finger sisters, huh?
You're haters, all right?
Press N to nuke.
Nuke ghost to nuke ghost.
Now y'all want me, y'all want me incinerated.
Y'all want me like atomized and incinerated now.
My Wife Knows Her Place00:12:08
Is this what we're going?
Do you think Trump can retrieve your legs from the jungle?
That's not funny, you son of a bitch.
I'm really tired of you people making these freaking Vietnam jokes, all right?
I don't want to get into anything into detail or anything, but just shut up, man.
Shut your fucking mouth with the Vietnam jokes.
That's not funny.
And I think it's once again meme magic that Kim Jong-un and Trump are meeting in Viet fucking Nam.
Don't y'all think that's a little bit of mean magic-esque?
I'm just saying, man.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm maybe I'm maybe I don't know.
I'm falling for your stupid mentality.
I've been so I've been so subjected to the I don't know, man.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing, man.
Let me go ahead and take a sip of this beer here.
And I want to talk about something here personal that's outside of any of the things that I was going to talk about on the agenda.
Okay.
Now, let me take a sip of this beer, and I've got some news here, okay?
Now, I am purchasing a bomb-ass gamer computer tomorrow or day after tomorrow.
Now, it is going to be delivered to a location.
So, from what I understand, the delivery will take until like, what, March 7th, March 8th, something of that capacity, okay?
Now, once I get this computer, okay, the show that we're doing now is going to change a little bit in that I'm going to start to be able to take media share again.
And moreover, I think that I'm going to start training in gaming, okay?
I'm going to start training in gaming, and I don't know if I'm going to have a gaming night.
I got to get a little, look, I haven't gamed since America's Army back in 2005, okay?
So, you know, I got to get acquainted with stuff.
It's 2019 now, okay?
So I'm just letting y'all know that, you know, gaming, you know, it's, you know, it's, but, but, but I will start a gaming stream on Saturday.
I don't know what time it's going to be, but I'm not going to do it right away.
I think the first things that I'm going to do on Saturday is I know there were some people in the comment sections of some of the videos of some of the past shows suggesting that maybe we what is this?
What games do you plan on playing?
Well, that's the thing.
I don't know.
Many people that have advised me have suggested their favorite game.
But in my opinion, I think when I get the gaming system, I'm going to try to get the newest game.
Whatever the new, does anybody know what the newest game is that's going to come out later?
You know, that'll kind of be exciting and ghost.
What's your Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links hashtag hit me up so we can train to be king of games?
I am the king of Yu-Gi-Oh!
Okay, just want to let you know.
All right, anyway.
Try Destiny 2.
Destiny 2.
I mean, there's so many people that have been saying like Destiny 2, Team Fortress, fucking PUBG, of course, Fortnite, these things.
But I don't know.
I'm going to see.
Well, I haven't gamed in a long time.
So I want to get into something new so that everybody who else is gaming on the same game is like at the same game player level.
And then, you know, one of those things.
So we can kind of, you know, make it even.
And yes, I am getting virtual reality.
I just don't know what system to get yet.
We're going to make a show about that once I get the goddamn system because the system is going to be VR ready.
I mean, I'm trying to get the best of the best system so that, you know, maybe we can do this show or have a, I mean, I think this is where the future's headed.
You know, we can do this show in virtual reality.
And, you know, who knows?
I mean, who knows where the future is headed.
But I'm going to be honest.
I think that I think that, you know, we're going to try this.
We're going to do some things.
And moreover, I'll be able to do other things.
Like, for instance, like if somebody donated, for instance, for me to look at a YouTube video, I'll be able to do that without it wearing down on the stream because of the current computing power that I have at this point in time.
Or if we wanted to watch a movie or something or watch some kind of material, we'd be able to do something in that capacity.
And hey, I'm not talking about face reveal.
Why are y'all talking face reveal, man?
I mean, hey, hey, whoa, Slow down there, partners, okay?
All right.
I mean, we're just getting started.
I'm expanding my horizons.
I'm opening my mind, man.
I'm opening my mind.
And I don't want to face reveal here, you know, soon.
I don't want a face reveal here soon, man.
I mean, this is, I mean, come on, man.
No, no, don't do that shit in the chat room, man.
Don't do that shit.
All right.
Come on, man.
Don't do that crap.
Jesus Christ, give me my drink.
Why? Why?
Why do y'all want to face?
Can somebody give me an real reason why?
Why?
Play Dark Souls.
I'm going to be honest with you.
Once I start a gaming stream, all right?
Once I have a gaming stream, and look, I'm going to wait for that.
You know what I mean?
Because I'm new to the whole gaming stream crap.
I'm not going to try to be some big shit or something.
But I was thinking, and it was going to be separate from what we're doing here.
What we're doing here is a little different.
We're going to do a gaming stream.
I'm not too sure if we're going to stay here on YouTube or go.
I don't know about Twitch, man.
I heard Twitch is a freaking, you know, social justice warrior playground for Christ's sake.
I mean, I heard that they banned Deadmouse, the fucking DJ, for saying, you know, some kind of derogatory statement towards homosexuals.
Excuse me.
So I'm not saying.
All right.
I'm not saying.
I want a face to match the voice.
I mean, come on.
Hey, listen, enough, man.
Come on.
Why don't we just let our thing be our thing, man?
You know what I'm saying?
Let's let our thing be our thing, for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's let our thing be our thing here.
But anyway, once I do that, I may for a certain amount.
And look, the inner circle warned me about doing this because they think that if I do this, some of you freaks will donate so that I can play like sick twisted anime games.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, hey, I'll play a game for this price and I'll buy it.
I'm going to get my computer.
I have all the latest hentai games.
Can't wait to play this.
You see, that's what I'm talking about.
Shut up.
Shut the hell up, Ghost Cross, all right?
Shut up.
All right.
It will keep the show interactive.
Ghost 1020 p.m. Central.
Shut your mouth.
And you see, that's the problem right there.
You see, I was saying, hey, look, if you donate over so much, I'll buy the game of whoever that donated this.
But people are saying that Texas history teacher, Pris TX for the Texas Martyrs.
Oh, there you go.
Hey, but seriously, man, I think that I think that folks would donate so that they could purposely play weird sick games.
And I think that's sad if that's the case.
You know what I'm saying?
I think that's sad if that's the case.
You know what I mean?
So I don't know, man.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
But I do.
Ghost is some sort of sick anonymous voyeurist.
What the hell is that?
Sick anonymous voyeurist.
No, you don't understand, man.
I like my simple life.
I have a very, I mean, I'm a businessman.
Don't get me wrong.
Think it goes without saying everybody knows how own businesses and you know, I got a lot of corporations and you know, there's a lot of things you know, you get it, right?
I like my simple life, you know what I mean?
And then once I face reveal, uh, that simple life is gonna go fucking out the window, all right?
That's like it's it's it's gone.
I mean, you know, it's it's over, poof, you know what I'm saying?
So I'm just simply stating I would like to prolong a face reveal for as long as I possibly can so that we can, you know, continue to keep what we're doing alive, man.
You know what?
What is this?
Press N for Neco Para.
What the hell is Neco Para?
You know, what is this?
Anyway, this is what I'm talking about for Christ's sake.
It's already out there.
Look up Jason DeLeon Twitter.
Man, I'm not that dude, man.
All right.
I'm telling you, I don't leave that dude with his bar alone, man.
Fuck fuck's sake.
Oh my God, man.
I mean, I feel bad for that dude, man.
I swear to God, I've been tempted to like call him up and say, hey, man, you know, if people have been calling you up and asking, hey, we want to talk to ghost.
And, you know, they've been.
I mean, he'd be like, oh, so you're the ghost.
You're that son of a bitch.
Well, fuck you.
I'm not going to let you buy a fucking beer for me.
You should be kissing my ass.
You should be kissing my ass.
Look, I want to tell you folks something.
There is no picture of me online.
Okay.
There is no picture of me online.
There's none.
I'm not even joking around.
I want to be completely honest with you folks.
All right.
What is this?
I'd rather have Ghost remain anonymous.
Revealing his face would break the immersion.
Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
But look at these people.
Look at him.
I want to see him.
I want to see him.
I want to see if he's an old man or if I want to see if he's like some young buck.
Huh?
Yeah.
Are you a young buck, huh?
That kind of owns a bar and you got a big shelong and all the chicks want you and you get to bang your waitresses and all that.
No!
No!
All right?
All right.
So, I mean, I agree with anonymous here.
All right.
All right.
I agree with anonymous here.
Not to mention, because I've been drinking so much.
All right.
Because I've been drinking so much, I have a little bit of a beer.
So if I ever was going to do something to that capacity, all right, if I was going to do something to that capacity, I would probably be like, look, give me about a month and a half, you know, so that I can, you know, get into some weight training program.
And, you know, I'm not a hambone.
I'm not a hambone.
I just, you know, I like to party, baby.
I like to party.
I like to live every day like it's my last day on earth.
You know what I'm saying?
So, you know, I like a lot of vices.
I drink.
Obviously, I'm starting to smoke tetrahydrocannabinol.
I like to smoke tobacco.
You know what I mean?
So I'm just, I'm just saying, man, it is what it is.
All right.
I'm not a hambone asshole.
Shut up.
All right.
I drink a lot of beer.
All right.
4K Gaming And Shit00:04:57
And it's unfortunate.
It's unfortunate.
I love beer.
I love the spirit of beer.
It's a good spirit.
And as a result, I got a goddamn beer gut about it, man.
So anyway, listen.
Give it till about the first week or week and a half of March, and I will have the new gaming computer.
It's going to be badass, believe me.
It is the state of the art.
Okay.
So, you know, PC gamer, I should be able to, I should be able to freaking play any PC game necessary.
Ghost, you need to face reveal.
Why?
That goes without saying.
Most games today won't allow you anonymity.
Why?
Sad but true.
They ban anonymous people now due to all the swatting and shit.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
It doesn't even make any sense, man.
That's horrible.
Ah, Jesus.
You see, that makes me belch.
That makes me goddamn belch for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a swig of beer here.
And by the way, I'm getting the state-of-the-art i9 8-core processor, baby.
64 gigabytes of RAM, an NVIDIA 1080 GTX graphics card, one terabyte SSD with a 256 gigabyte boot drive.
I mean, you know what I'm saying?
I mean, anyway, let me go ahead and take a swig of this.
All right.
Such a waste of money.
Why is it a waste of money, man?
Is it a GTX 1080?
I think it's a GTX 1080.
What?
What is it?
The TI?
What is that?
Was that canonized by that black wrapper TI or something?
What is it?
I don't get it.
All right.
I don't get it.
What's wrong with it?
What's the difference?
It's got like fucking 16 gigabytes, I think, on the graphics cards alone.
And then you combine that with the 64 gigabyte of RAM, the 8-core i9 processor, baby.
I mean, give me a break.
You know what I'm saying?
Listen, I know the 2080 is the new card, man.
It's like fucking 400 bucks, 500 bucks.
And by the way, I don't think anybody is going to be playing at that fucking high level at this point until like another year.
That's like 4K gaming and shit.
There's not that many 4K gamers, dude.
Come on.
Come on.
No, I'm not.
Obviously, I can afford the 400 2080, but let's be honest, man.
I want, they're in process right now, these graphics card makers, of making things that are way beyond, all right, way beyond what we think now.
Testing one, two, what the hell does that mean?
Actually, most gamers are 4K.
Go shove it up, your ass.
All right.
I mean, how many games are 4K?
All right, like that are mainstream, that amongst the, that are amongst the people.
I'm not talking about the gaming elitist community that, you know, spends $10,000 on a PC every goddamn six months.
All right.
PC Master Race for the win.
It is the master race.
From what I understand, that if you have 4K monitor and it's a game that doesn't, it isn't programmed in 4K, that there's bad latency and there's some bad crap that could happen within your gameplay.
All right.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, let me continue.
And somebody in the chat room is saying, nerds.
Hey, man, I'm just, hey, I'm going to be a gamer, baby.
All right.
I'm getting into gaming.
All right.
I mean, I'm getting into the now.
All right.
I'm getting into the now.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, yeah.
And by the way, since we're talking here about games, what's better?
Okay.
Because there's a big debate in the circle.
What is this?
Ghost, I would look into AMD Ryzen before going straight for i9.
AMD processors for gaming PCs typically get more bang for your buck.
Yeah, but from what I understand, I heard that the Intel i7s and i9s are actually better for gaming, and the AMD Raisian are better for computing computations and that sort of thing.
I heard that you want the many core processors as possible, in my opinion.
I'm just saying, I'm just telling you, you know, what's going on.
Any console fags here?
Oh, man.
Come on.
Halo Online Recommendations00:04:38
Don't call.
Hey, man, come on.
Come on.
What is this?
One of the games you should get is Halo Online.
It's a lot of fun.
It's free, but that's because Microsoft isn't happy about its fans finishing the game for them.
Halo, you know, to be honest with you, I remember there's been a lot of people I've known that played Halo, and I've seen Halo played, and it's kind of like, you know, I don't really know.
I want to be honest with you.
I haven't played modern games.
I don't like the way the modern games are like superficially fantasy.
I like realist games.
Like I said, prior to the dream, after the Dreamcast was kind of shunned by the gaming community, I stopped console gaming.
And I promised never to game again after the Dreamcast because I bought the Dreamcast right when it came out.
But then I downloaded the America's Army back in the early 2000s, which was a game that was given out for free by the Department of Defense of the United States.
And that was a beautiful game.
I mean, I'm not even kidding around.
I enjoyed that game.
That game was, I love the maps to that game.
I love the strategy to that game.
And unfortunately, what happened was that the hackers found, you know, that they could, yeah, it just, they screw it.
Hackers screw everything up, you know?
I mean, it's one thing to be a hacker and, you know, hack websites and deface them and do it for a political purpose or some shit like that.
But, you know, hacking games so that you can like win the game, that's, that's fucking horrible, man.
What does that prove?
You know what I mean?
What does that prove for Christ's sake, man?
I'm just, I'm not even joking.
The hell's that proof?
But anyway, folks, I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to get off on this soliloquy about games and gaming and that sort of thing.
Wait a minute, America's Army sucked.
That's because you're a freaking, probably a young little brat, all right?
That's used to all these freaking polygon-based goddamn graphics coming at you for Christ's sake.
3D gaming crap coming at you for Christ's sake.
That was at the infancy, you little prick.
Jesus Christ, man.
You people are making me freaking ill, man.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me chug this beer one more beer.
Smoke the wacky tobacco.
The Devil's Lettuce.
I may have to take a break.
And then after that break, we'll go to Radio Graffiti.
All right.
All right.
And look, man, America's Army rocked.
Did you know, you want to know what my username was?
I told this to the inner circle.
I guess I might as well tell you guys, man.
This was before like serious text to speech.
So you would have to communicate mostly on the keyboard.
Either chat or America's Army had a couple of commands that you could say that would, you know, that the people that were hearing in your side of the map would be able to hear, like, move out and, you know, shit like that.
So anyway, whenever you would die, you know, on the top corner in text, it would show you died, right?
And it would say, so-and-so was shot by so-and-so.
So, uh, my one of my names, all right, uh, not my main name, but one of my one of my names was called Your Whore Mom.
Your whore mom, so that when I killed you, and believe me, I was pretty good on America's Army, man.
I mean, especially the bridge map and the pipeline map, baby.
All right.
So, whenever I killed your ass, whenever I pooned your ass, all right, it would say, so-and-so was killed by your whore mom.
And sometimes I would get banned from servers just because I had that name and I owned like the server owner with it or some shit, man.
So, I'm just saying, I was pretty, I was pretty goddamn good.
I was that son of a bitch at the beginning of the map of the bridge.
I used to know how to use the 203 grenade launcher and be able to go to the side and be able to just aim it just right.
So, as everybody's coming in, boom, I would like, you know, eight kills within one freaking GOP, uh, excuse me, 203 grenade launcher.
Your horror mom.
Server Bans And Grenades00:10:04
Yeah, yo, shove it up, you ass.
I never died, man.
All right, I never died anyway.
Look, that's enough, all right.
I'm just, I'm being very candid with you.
This is kind of inner circle stuff.
This is kind of stuff that I talk about with the inner circle, but I'm just telling you guys, I haven't gamed since then, okay?
I haven't gamed since then, and uh, I'd like to, I'd like to try to get back into it and see what's going on, man.
All right, I'm not even kidding, all right?
So, that's why I'm trying to get the best.
As a matter of fact, I'm gonna get third coast music joke.
Ghost stole third coast music avatar.
He's a loser.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean?
That's fucking old news.
First of all, I didn't steal it.
Secondly, I used it because back in those days, back in like 2008, 2007, 2006, you know, you could be able to like put any kind of avatar, like many of you in this freaking chat room right now.
You put, you know, you find it, you find an image, you know, you throw it on there, and that's your avatar.
I mean, that's that's what it is, you son of a bitch.
All right, so, you know, once the show started becoming very popular after about 2010, I was like, all right, we got to change, you know, we got to change this.
This is getting serious, you know, etc.
All right.
So shut up.
All right.
Shut your mouth.
God damn, man.
You people are jerks, man.
I mean, why are you trying to bring me down?
Why are you trying to harsh my mellow?
I'm talking about how I'm going to be having a gaming night here, and you people don't even care, man.
People don't even care.
Anyway, let me take a last sip of this.
Get a couple of, get one more beer, the wacky tobaki.
Then I'll probably have to take, you know, take a break to drain the main vein.
And then once we do that, we're on Radio Graffiti.
All right.
Radio goddamn graffiti.
Anyway, cheers.
And by the way, y'all remember when Grand Theft Auto or Rockstar Games tweeted at Old Ghost here.
I just telling you.
Y'all remember that.
I just, I'm glad that some of y'all remember that.
Anyway, cheers to everybody out there.
Let me take a chug of this.
Oh, my God.
When is game night?
Well, let me get the let me get the computer and hook it up.
Play Destiny 2.
I promise I'll carry you through everything.
I'll hold your hand less than 30.
I don't need my hand held.
Come on.
Listen, when I finally get it, it'll be sometime in the first or maybe the end of the half of the second week of March.
And once I do, I'm going to plug everything in.
I'm going to try to take a look at some games and we'll hook it up, man.
We'll hook it up.
Anyway, I need some more beer.
All right.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer.
I buy that for a dollar.
Play Arma 3.
What is that?
Realistic military game, solid single player.
I don't mind if it's a single player.
I just want to make sure it's multiplayer and that if I kill somebody, you know, you get to kill somebody that's, uh, that's playing the game on the other side.
That was.
That was so cool about America's Army.
Now, I'm sure that's probably the case, but I'm just saying.
I'm an old gamer here, you know?
And when I do the gaming thing, which is going to be, you know, give me a little bit.
Give me a few weeks on the gaming thing because I'm going to get the computer.
I haven't gamed in a minute.
But when I do the gaming thing, remember, I'm going into the gaming channel with the idea of not ever gaming because I haven't gamed in like fucking, you know, since America's Army.
That's a long time ago, man.
I mean, Jesus Christ, the last America's Army server, I think, was like, well, it was taken offline in 2006 or some shit.
So like 2006, 2007.
So just letting you know, man.
All right.
Just letting you know.
Anyway, let me get some more beer.
So I'm just letting you know.
That's where I'm coming from when I start the game channel.
All right.
All right.
And by the way, I am getting VR.
I don't know.
I don't know how VR works, but I'm interested in it.
The price points of VR have come down to where I can, you know, maybe purchase not maybe one, but two, two different VR systems and see how they compare with one another.
And, you know, maybe have a VR session.
You know, maybe have some of these graphics artists build me a virtual reality bar.
You know what I mean?
A little VR bar and a badass avatar with a skull with a, you know, with a six-pack and you know what I'm saying?
So I don't know.
We'll see.
We'll see what happens, man.
All right.
Let's just see what happens.
Anyway, just poured another beer.
Let me go ahead and chug this beer.
All right.
I'm excited for the future.
Like I said, I mean, the computer I'm going to buy is a pretty big deal.
It's, you know, it's well over like 3,500,000, 5,000, 3,500, I should say.
And that's with badass, you know, 27-inch screen and, you know, Bluetooth speakers and, you know, gaming keyboards and mouses and the virtual reality system, etc.
All right.
So I'm looking forward to trying to do the whole gaming thing.
Play Apex Legends.
Play Arma 3.
There's a lot of people that are wanting to play this thing.
I mean, I was thinking about possibly allowing people to donate a certain price so I could purchase whatever game and then try the game on the gaming channel.
What is this?
In my personal opinion, Destiny 2 isn't worth the money.
Bungie used to be a quality developer with Halo, but they lost their touch with Destiny 1 and 2.
Too many microtransactions for basic stuff in the game.
Ah, microtransactions.
Microtransactions.
The first time you left TCR back in 2011, you told a live stream that you faked your reactions.
I didn't say that.
They're still faking them.
Are you fucking kidding?
You think I enjoy these trolls doing what they're doing, you stupid scumbag?
You think I enjoy that trolls are leaving goddamn Yelp and Google reviews for San Antonio bathhouses in my fucking name?
You think that I enjoy, you know, these, I mean, fuck you, man.
All right.
F you if you think that I enjoy this crap.
All right.
All right.
F you if you think that I enjoy this garbage.
It's not.
All right.
It's not.
All right.
And I'm tired of you people.
All right.
I'm tired of you people thinking that I enjoy being a freaking cyberbully punching bag.
I hate it.
This is horrible.
All right.
You don't think that I would rather be kicking back with Mrs. Ghost right now?
All right.
You don't think that I would be, you know, kicking it with Mrs. Ghost right now?
Probably giving her the high hard one over here instead of dealing with this horse shit.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me get my goddamn beer.
I'm sorry.
I think that's a little bit too much information that I gave you people.
Ghost is fake as fuck.
I got your fake, you asshole.
right all right all right all right all right it's time to just go ahead and do some of this wacky tobacco Let me clean.
Let me clean this bowl of this of this pipe here.
And I do smoke out of a pipe because, you know, you're wasting money on a joint.
destiny 2 isn't bad on microtransaction it just yeah i'm just saying man i I'm just saying that, you know, microtransactions, I kind of get microtransactions, but if it's just going to be, you know, perpetual microtransactions, then, you know, it's not really a game, is it?
I don't know.
It was like Rampage.
Remember the arcade game Rampage?
I love the arcade game Rampage, but it never fucking ended in the arcade, man.
You could fucking throw as many quarters in the goddamn game.
It never ends.
Anyway.
And that's why I keep telling you gamers out here, you don't know real gaming until you were an arcade gamer like this man.
You see, back in those days, you had to look at the person that you were playing against face to face.
You know, it was interactivity.
Do you understand that?
I mean, you know, it was an intimidation factor on top of the actual gameplay.
So that's why I'm saying you young kids, you know, you're out here.
You're just in the back of some computer in your underwear, shitty bloody underwear, eating freaking Pop-Tarts.
You go to the arcade game.
You had to see your competitor.
You know what I'm saying?
You had to see your competitor.
I am the arcade god, baby.
All right, that's all I'm saying.
I used to, never mind.
I shouldn't even be boasting about this shit because you people are probably going to give me crap.
So anyway, let me go ahead and get some of this whatever, filthy pussy or whatever it's called.
Let me go ahead and get this.
It's this brand new stuff, man.
And it's all like these big fat buds with no stems, no seeds.
No, no, I mean, it's just sticky icky, man.
It's just, oh, man, it just smells like a skunk's ass.
You know what?
You smell this tetrahydrocannabinol.
It smells like a skunk's ass.
Smells Like Skunk Ass00:06:03
So anyway, let me go ahead and load this bowl here, okay?
And once I do that and I feel a little woohoo and shit and drink a little more, it's obvious you folks don't want to talk about any of the subject matters that I have on the agenda.
You never want to talk about the subject matters that I have on the agenda.
So, I mean, this is what I'm doing.
This is what I've been resorting to.
This is it.
This is episode 25.
I mean, this has been 25 episodes, and all you people do is just, you know, continue to make me look like an asshole.
You know that?
You make me look like a goddamn asshole for Christ's sake.
Anyway, look, I've already loaded the bowl.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to take.
Oh, you know, before I do that, let me blow my nose.
You know, all you troll terrorists and cyber vermin that get me all riled up and get me pissed off, you make me secrete mucus on a consistent basis.
You know that?
You make me secrete mucus from all kinds of orifices from my.
Just anyway, let me blow my nose here.
Hell yeah, man.
All right.
All right.
And shut up in the chat room.
I'm not leaking from my anus.
Shut up.
All right.
All right.
I got a tight anus.
You want to know why?
Because nothing's been up there.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Junose.wave honk honk.
You fucking son of a Hong Kong.
I shoving up your ass, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Mr. Sir, you should get 3D sex villa so you can shove popsicles.
You know, I don't even know where you're asking about shoving popsicles.
All right, asshole.
Let me take another drink of this beer.
We're getting to the devil's lettuce and stop donating.
All right.
I'm in a fucking zone.
All right.
I'm in a zone, man.
I'm in a damn zone before I get the wacky tobaki, baby.
You know what time it is, right?
You know what it is.
Huh?
You know what it is, huh?
Huh?
More beer!
Woo!
More beer, baby.
And look, people are in here telling me, ghosts, just vape, dude.
Just vape.
Hey, I don't want vape lung.
I don't want vape lung, baby.
All right, just this is still.
So just look that up if you don't know what it is.
Ah.
Sorry about that, man.
You guys are making me belch.
I'm sorry about that, man.
All right.
Got new beer in the glass.
Let's take the first smoke.
All right.
And you know, this is why I'm doing all these, you know, substance abuses.
You know that, right?
Huh?
You know that this is just, this is just, you know, this is why I'm doing this, man.
That freaking panda.
What is this?
So, ghosts, uh, under the compassionate.
Hold on, I didn't read that.
For whatever reason, the broad didn't read that.
So, under the compassionate act of Texas, you're only able to smoke weed if you have epilepsy.
So, either you're lying or committing a crime.
Hey, that ain't got nothing to just shut up, you fucking narc.
All right.
What are you, a tattletale or something?
Huh?
Am I hurting you, that freaking panda?
Am I infringing upon your fucking rights because I'm sitting here by myself, you know, partaking in some tetrahydrocannabinol?
Why don't you just leave me alone?
All right, why don't you just leave me alone?
I am self-medicating here, okay?
I'm self-medicating, you sack of crap.
So why don't you just leave me alone?
God damn.
We got narcs here now?
Huh?
We got a bunch of tattletales?
Huh?
Did your single whore mother didn't tell you?
You know what, son?
Nobody likes a tattletale.
Oh, no.
Oh, you had one of those mothers, these vindictive whores that, you know, every schlong that didn't call her back, she claimed rape and stuff like that, huh?
Is that it?
Son of a bitch.
All right, let me go ahead and smoke some of this devil's lettuce, reefer, grass, tetrahydro-cannabinol, marijuana, etc.
All right.
Cheers to everybody out there.
Freaking panda.
Teehee.
That's not funny, you jerk dick.
All right.
That's not funny.
Anyway, here we go.
Here's the filthy pussy or whatever the hell it's called.
Here it is, baby.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Let's smoke it.
And by the way, Bic Lighter, step your fucking game up, man.
You got to let it hit the brain.
You got to hold it in.
Hold it in and let it hit the brain.
That's the way you do it, baby.
That's the way you do it.
Oh, man.
Hit The Brain Hard00:07:43
Yes.
You know, I get that, you know, I get the good stuff.
I get the medicinal stuff.
I get the stuff that's been, you know, this is like grade age row, man.
You know, you see that?
I mean, you guys get that, right?
Right when I smoked like the first smoke, it just kind of, you know, the nerves and everything just kind of just goes away.
It's just unbelievable, man.
I can't believe this.
You know, I should have been doing this for a long time.
I should have been smoking tetrahydrocannabinol for a long time, man.
I'm just, it's just sad, man.
It's sad.
And you know why it is?
It's because of the war on drugs.
You know, I'm not joking.
For a long time, the war on drugs kind of made you scared to take marijuana.
You know what I mean?
Glory hole ghost.
Ghost has a virgin asshole because he only sucks cock.
You fucking sick bastard.
I don't smoke the frickin' flesh flute.
Hey, unrelated, but what's your opinion on the metal band Fear Factory?
It's a couple songs that Fear Factory did.
I don't know, man.
I'm more of a fucking Pantera metal guy.
As a matter of fact, 27 years ago today, Pantera changed the face of metal with the album Vulgar Display of Power, which is a great album, as a matter of fact.
So cheers to that.
What is this?
Did you see my Twitter today?
I like to kiss men on occasion and have been looking for a fellow hambone alcoholic to kill him.
No way, that's a troll.
You interesting.
That's a troll.
A boogie is now turning a little on the LGBTQ side.
Is that for real or is that a troll?
Is that, I mean, seriously, is that for real, that boogie now?
He's lost the weight.
And now he's like, you know, trying to get a little like, you know, trying to get a little favorable with men or something.
I'm just saying.
It's for real.
He's like kissing men.
He's like, you know what?
I like men now.
I like men.
And I lost all this weight.
And I like men.
And I'm thinking about putting my pooper up for somebody's penal pleasure.
And I'm a boogie and I mean, come on, man.
Is it really legit?
Seriously, is it legit?
Boogie is more attractive than go.
Go shut up.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
Listen, is Boogie really, you know, like acknowledging his like gay side?
It's real.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
You know something?
I don't mean to bring this up.
I don't mean to bring, hold on.
His wife divorced him, so who knows?
Hey, did y'all hear somebody actually like called him up on his podcast and had a media share of me ragging on him, and he was like really upset about it.
Have y'all seen that?
Have y'all seen that on the Boogie podcast?
You know, somebody like does a media share and it's me talking garbage to Boogie.
Anyway, listen, the reason that I'm bringing this up is because what is it about fat guys?
Fat guys who get skinny, okay?
Fat guys who get skinny.
And you want me to link it?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm going to have to look for it for Christ's sake.
But if I do, I'll post it on my, I'll post it on my goddamn the YouTube post situation.
So follow me on YouTube.
And by the way, if you want me to, or if you want to know when exactly I'm broadcasting, click the little bell next to the subscribe button.
It's the instant notification so you can be here when I'm doing a broadcast.
But anyway, the reason I'm bringing up Boogie is because some freaking text-to-speech person did.
But what I find ironic is that whenever these men that are really obese, like Boogie or like the guy from Blues Traveler, remember the guy from Blues Traveler, what was his name?
John Popper?
As in Peter Popper?
I'm sorry.
But anyway, John Popper.
Remember, John Popper was this fucking humongous Snorlax fucking just humongous man, right?
He gets the stomach stapling and then the guy just fruits up for Christ's sake.
They all start fruiting up.
You know, I mean, John Popper, when he was a fat ass, he looked like one of these fat hillbilly boys like, yeah, you know, I'm smoking, I'm drinking, you know.
And he gets the stomach stapling, loses all this weight.
He's fruitier than fucking Richard Simmons' underpants.
So like Boogie is now like one of these like John Popper people.
Like, you know, he's lost the weight.
Now he's like leprechaunning his ass everywhere.
Is that it?
I mean, seriously, because Boogie lost the weight and he got the divorce, he's leprechaunning his ass.
I mean, I don't keep up with Boogie 2988.
I don't keep up with him.
All right.
I'm just asking, why is it that every fat man that gets the stomach stapling and loses much of weight, all of a sudden, they're just effeminate and they're fruity and they're leprechaun in their asses.
I'm just asking, why is that, man?
If you don't believe me, take a look at John Popper when he was doing the blues traveler, when he was a fat fuck.
All right.
He was just like, ghost weight loss equals cock gain.
Asshole, I mean, I know you're directing that towards me, but if you want my opinion, I think that's what's happening whenever some of these real fat, obese men, when they lose their weight, it's like, you know, oh man, I've had so much things being ejected out of my ass because I was always a fat, jelly ass bastard.
Why can't I have something go in and up my ass?
I think that's what it comes down.
I don't know.
I mean, look at John Popper.
I'm just, that's just my opinion.
This is my opinion.
Okay.
It's not a fact.
This is my opinion.
Okay.
I'm just asking, why in the hell was John Popper, when he was Blues Traveler, when he was, you know, a fat fucking guy?
He was a fat dude, man.
He was like, I'm John Popper.
I'm Blues Traveler.
And I know how to play the harmonica.
All this other crap, right?
And he was like a little bit of a man.
He looked like a man.
Then when the son of a bitch got the goddamn stomach stapling, just like Boogie, he started saying, hi, I'm John Popper.
Hi.
No, I'm John Popper from the Blues Traveler.
How you doing, man?
Hi.
Jesus Christ, man.
Oh, man.
I'm sorry.
I had to say it.
I'm sorry.
I'm a little drunk and I've obviously had one toka, some you know, dirty vagina, whatever the hell this is, tetrahydrocannabinol.
I had to say it, man.
And don't think that what I'm saying is a lie.
I mean, observe it for yourself.
Observe it for yourself.
Anyway, let me move on.
All right.
Hey, I'm not jealous of Boogie, man.
I mean, if he wants to be gay, I mean, more power to him.
Ghost Versus Psycho Dad00:04:24
You know, yay, you know, Ghost versus Francis versus Psycho Dad.
That you'd like to see.
Ghost versus Francis versus Psycho Dad.
Man, I would make Psycho Dad look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
Are you talking about McJugger Nuggets' dad?
Is that who you're talking about?
McJugger Nuggets' dad?
I mean, if you thought that what Psycho Dad did to McJugger Nuggets was bad, you should have seen what I did to my kid, man.
I'm just.
I mean, I'm not joking around, man.
I come from the day where, you know, we had to walk, you know, seven miles barefoot to go to school, no questions asked in the snow.
You know what I'm saying?
So, you know, give me a goddamn break.
All right.
Oh, my God.
People are.
Now people are all, well, what'd you do to your kid, ghost?
I mean, I didn't child abuse my kid.
I think I told this story before, okay?
That in the 90s, you know, my son started getting a little bit susceptible to some of this gangster rap that was being marketed.
That's why I am such an expert, at least in my opinion, on gangster rap, because my son at the time was getting in like right when gangster rap was becoming prevalent.
And this was during the time when Dr. Dre released the chronic album.
And then thereafter, it wasn't but what, maybe six months after the chronic album of Dr. Dre was dropped, then the doggy style album came out.
Anyway, my son was, he thought he was the hood, even though he wasn't raised in the hood.
And, you know, I've busted my ass to make sure that this family of mine has a great upbringing.
This son of a bitch was like, hey, man, I'm, you know, he just, he was, he thought he was black.
Let's put it that way.
All right.
He thought he was black.
And he thought he was a gangster.
Even though there were no gangs around in our neighborhood, we lived in an upper-class neighborhood.
No, no kind of gangs whatsoever.
McJugger Nuggets is fakes.
It was a series, but still entertaining.
Well, either way, I know McJugger Nuggets.
All right.
Either way, I was I talking about, man, before McJugger Nuggets.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
My son, he thought he was a gangster, man.
He thought he was like some fucking, yeah, I don't know.
I mean, this was in the 90s.
This was like 1994, 95.
Okay, 94, 95.
So I didn't like the direction that my son was going towards.
Actually, it was a little bit, it may have been 93, 92.
When you live long enough, man, years become like, you know, you got to really think, man.
You live a long life, you know.
What is this?
Okay, new post for this.
My official coming out.
I have made out with a few dudes.
Never went all the way.
Never dated a lot of people.
Really?
He said that?
I strongly prefer women, but have not ruled out that I said that.
I don't think he said that.
Well, he may be a furry.
You know what?
Not to get off the subject.
If you want to know why furries are furries, because they're ugly pieces of human trash, slovenly, ugly, disgusting, and they have to put a costume.
So your son was Eminem?
My son was not Eminem, you asshole.
But that's why furries are furries.
They're uncomfortable in their own skin.
So they got to pretend in a fantasy, you know, that, hey, I'm a fox, and here, I'm a bear.
And here, and the only way we're going to have sexual relations is if we have sexual relations.
Capitalizing ghost.
We call can come together and make the rail yard great again.
Also, Boogie is a brony.
Who cares if he's a brony?
I'm just saying that's what furries are about.
That's what it's all about.
It's just a bunch of uglies and fatties getting into a costume and using that as a means of anonymous sexual relations.
That's really all it is.
It's a joke.
It's really a joke.
All right.
I'm just saying, it's really a joke.
Gangster Rap Is A Joke00:06:39
But anyway, I wanted my son to be going away from this gangster rap, this Dr. Dre, this Snoop dog.
And I, you know, what are you going to do?
What are you going to beat it out of him?
You're going to try to beat it out of him.
And you do that, you know, it'll drive him into the group mentality, the group dynamics of what he's trying to get into.
So what I did was this.
I took my son and I put him in a black neighborhood that was ghetto fide.
Like it was like an impoverished neighborhood, like a real where blacks are really suffering the black strife of poverty, etc.
And I drove my son there and I told him to get the hell out of the car.
All right.
I told him to get the hell out of the car and I said, go ahead.
Here you are.
You're in the hood here.
All right.
Go ahead and use everything you've learned in gangster rap to get you by out here.
And I'll see you later.
Okay.
So I told my son to get out of the car and he was crying.
He didn't want to get out of the car.
And I told him, get out of the car.
And he got out of the car and I just, you know, beelined it out of there.
Obviously, I didn't leave him there.
I was trying to, you know, went around the block, you know, tried to look at him from afar.
And this poor kid was such a fucking, he was so scared.
He was so goddamn scared.
What is this, for Christ's sake?
The receipt I got from my old IC spot stated that my money went to a shop called Antiques in Wonderland Witches in San Antonio, Texas.
All right.
Well, I don't know what the hell you're talking about, man.
That could be like a, you know, a bogey corporation.
You don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Anyway, listen, I threw my son out there and I went around the block, saw him from afar, and he was scared shitless.
Man, he was crying.
You know, he was, you know, he was fucking.
And there are black people all over the place, man.
No, shut up, man.
Hey, asshole.
I told this story in 08.
All right.
I've told this story many times.
All right, asshole.
I mean, don't be sitting here saying I ripped off anybody.
I've told this story many goddamn times, all right?
Many times, way before all that shit.
Anyway, I left him out there.
He was scared shitless.
And obviously, I wasn't going to leave my kid out there.
You know, I wasn't going to leave him out there, but I wanted him to get an understanding that if you think that you're, you know, some kind of a gangster, well, then go out there and, you know.
Go out there and be gangster, baby.
Go out there and go out there and be gangster.
Go ahead.
And I rolled by him after about 20 minutes of him crying and, you know, all that other stuff.
He never was a little gangster again after that.
You know what happened after that?
He ended up becoming into grunge music.
Y'all remember grunge music?
He was like, all right, all right.
I'm not going to be some fucking gangster because I'm not really.
He got really big into grunge music.
Where are the pairs?
Go shove it up your ass.
He got into grunge music, and I kind of appreciated that.
And I liked the grunge music.
I bought him a guitar.
He thought he was going to be a grunge singer.
It is what it is, man.
It was a long time ago, man.
Long time ago, baby.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a very candid with you people.
I shouldn't even be talking.
This is like inner circle stuff.
You know what I mean?
It's like inner circle shit, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Ah.
Anyway, man, I'm going to take another toque.
And then, look, people are in here saying that I'm streaming a bunch of bullshit.
Well, then go ahead and believe it.
I don't really give a shit.
You people asked.
I'm just saying.
That's why I know so much about gangster rap, baby.
I mean, gangster rap is crap.
You know, prior to the, you know, Dre's chronic album, we didn't see any kind of ghetto-fied situation on a mass scale.
We didn't see gangsterism.
We didn't see black synonymous with, you know, sagging your pants and, you know, going out there, you know, walking with a limp and all that.
But we didn't see that on a prevalent basis, man.
That was incepted by the fucking son of a bitches.
Excuse me.
That was incepted by the son of a bitches.
I was drinking some beer and listened to the great Texan guitarist Stevie Ray Von play his heart out and listening to Ghost Goodnight.
Thank you, man.
Thank you, Troy.
I really appreciate it, man.
That's why I bring up the fact that rap music now is a fucking joke.
I mean, who really financed all these people that were gangster rappers?
Who financed EZE?
Who financed Dr. Dre?
You know, if you take a look at, you know, who financed EZE, was it Heller, Jerry Heller?
You'll realize that Jerry Heller had been a big-time music producer in the industry for a long period of time.
And Jerry Heller used his influence to take what EZE was producing and mass produce it.
Vince McMahon, time for some chat room shout out.
Shove it up your ass.
Shove it up your ass, all right?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghost, you were never in Vietnam, you lair.
Lost legs and rice pay.
Go shove it up your ass.
Listen, I'm trying to talk here, okay?
Jerry Heller was the person that financed Easy E. Who financed Death Row Records?
Who financed Dr. Dre and Suge Knight?
The guy you need to look at is, I mean, I've already talked about all this.
You people don't care.
All right.
You people don't.
Jimmy Iveen.
Jimmy Iveen is who you need to look towards who funded Death Row.
What about Coolio?
What about Coolio?
Jimmy Iovine Funding00:03:11
What the hell was that?
Coolio was a commercial product.
That's why they made him make his hair look as ridiculous as he did.
It's ridiculous.
I mean, you know, what was his big, what was his big music video?
Gangster's Paradise?
Here's the most hard life here, a gangster paradise.
I mean, that was fed off of a fucking movie.
And that movie was a joke.
All right.
That movie was a joke.
Fantastic Voyage sucked a cock with it, man.
All right.
I mean, his mainstream crap came later on with the freaking, you know, dangerous minds, right?
That's what it was called.
Dangerous minds.
I mean, dangerous minds, baby.
And you know, you know, and you see, this is where they incept this white elitist leftist savior.
A white woman like Michelle Pfeiffer, some little tiny white piece of ass is going to come into the hood and is going to tell all these minorities how to be people.
I mean, it's just, it's a joke.
It's an utter joke, for Christ's sake.
Somebody in the chat room is going to say, yeah, I'm going to guess that Ghost isn't a fan of Despacito.
Despacito is a joke.
Are you kidding me?
It is cultural appropriated crap.
That's what it is.
Press Z if you're bored.
I don't care if you're bored, all right?
I don't care if you're bored.
I'm drinking.
I'm smoking now.
You got to listen to me.
Should I have another surprise, butt sex?
Should we talk about butt sex a little more?
Huh?
Is that it?
You want to talk a little bit more about the biology of sexual relations?
Is that what you want to talk about, you son of a bitch?
Because I'll do it.
I'll do it, man.
All right?
Y'all remember last episode, episode 24, man?
All right?
Ghost Pasito.
Look, Desposito is a goddamn cultural appropriated bunch of crap.
I mean, who culturally appropriated?
Justin Bieber.
All right.
so go fucking give me a break give me give me my goddamn give me my hit so i can smoke shit Jesus Christ.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Let me hit the brain, baby.
India DPL dip Pakistan.
Man, come on, man.
Don't talk about cashmere like that, baby.
That's a serious situation.
India and Pakistan are in a warlike setting right now.
I know some of you people don't care, but India and Pakistan are nuclear powers.
And it looks like one side committed a terrorist act on the other side.
Bernie Sanders Scam00:13:39
And it's a big deal, man.
F. Justin Bieber, you're not going to get any complaints from me, man.
The guy's a son of a bitch.
All right.
I get it.
get it anyway uh before let me take one more hit of this this smoke man Hold it in.
Let it hit the brain.
You gotta let it hit the brain, man.
Oh, yeah.
And if you don't know what's going on between India and Pakistan over the disputed area of Kashmir, I would strongly advise you to look it up for yourself since you idiots won't allow me to tell you about it.
So, anyway, I want to talk about something before I go on to radio graffiti.
I want to talk about Bernie Sanders.
Because do y'all remember when I told you that the biggest money-making quick, the get-rich-quick scheme, the biggest get-rich-quick scheme is running as a Democrat and claiming you're a socialist.
Now, the last time Bernie Sanders ran for president, even though the records show, and it's all on WikiLeaks, it's all there on WikiLeaks, for Christ's sake.
Less call centers equals win.
That's a horrible India joke, man.
I mean, seriously, man.
I mean, good God.
All right.
That's a horror.
That's horrible, man.
But anyway, Bernie Sanders, when he ran for president in 2016 and the WikiLeaks documents, which the Democrats have never denied that those emails were there, it showed.
It showed that Bernie was going to throw the election for Hillary.
I mean, it was in the bag.
I mean, all the documents are there.
So technically, Bernie Sanders was just running so he can raise the $250 million that he raised in 2016.
You all know that Bernie Sanders raised $250 million.
And then what did Bernie Sanders do?
He wrote a book right after he raised that $250 million, which, you know, you take a look at how much the book raised.
That's on top of that $260 million.
And then you take a look at his new political action committee, which is where he probably transferred most or if not all of that $250 million into so that he can spend it more liberally.
Well, guess what?
Bernie Sanders is running for president again.
And within less than a week, less than a week than Bernie Sanders announcing that he's going to run for president, he has raised $10 million in a week.
Less than a week.
And the week's not even older.
$10 million in less than a week.
And that's Bernie Sanders.
Love your show, Ghost.
Do you believe modern socialists are simply ignorant of their history, the Halatimor, as an example, or do they not care?
They don't.
That's not that they don't care.
They're of a hive mindset to erase it out of their brains.
They're not even acknowledging it.
It's not like they don't care.
They don't even want to acknowledge it.
Indian tech support scam.
Yeah, we get it.
All right.
We get it.
Now, listen, I'm telling you all right now, that's the biggest get-rich-quick scheme for the Democrats right now.
They know it.
I mean, look at the stupid asshole in El Paso, Texas, Beto O'Rourke or Robert O'Rourke.
All he had to do, Robert O'Rourke, is culturally appropriate the Hispanex culture and call himself Beto.
And lo and behold, he said some liberal socialist rhetoric.
He was able to raise $400 million.
$400 million in a losing Senate effort.
Do you think that he actually spent all that $400 million?
Do you think that Bernie Sanders spent all that $250 million in the losing effort?
Of course they didn't.
And that's why I kept telling you throughout the whole show, the past 11 years.
Uncle Bernie 303 Trump 235.
What, 303, 303 million?
Well, Jesus Christ, that's a hell of a lot more than the 260.
I'm saying either way, what I'm saying is, is that these folks are making hundreds of millions of dollars in knowingly losing efforts.
And folks, I'm telling you this right now.
It is legal.
It is legal once a politician retires to take whatever's in their campaign contribution account and transfer it into their personal name account tax free.
Tax free.
And that's how people in politics make a career in politics.
That's why you have Bernie Sanders having three houses.
He bought a summer house recently, etc.
All right.
Do you understand?
That's how you get rich because why people are stupid in this country.
People will fall for some idiot standing on a soapbox saying, hey, hey, I'm Boynie Sanders and I want you to know that if you vote for me and you donate to my campaign contribution account, I'll give you free health care.
I'll give you free college.
I'll give you free everything as long as you take whatever you got in your college debt account, whatever pennies you got left, you donate them to me, and I promise you I will give you everything you want.
All of you, I will give you everything you want.
But what I want you to do, all of you people that are out there that are sitting there listening to me, you need to donate to my 2020 campaign because what I want you to do is I want you to take your underwears off.
All right, and keep contributing.
That's what I want you to do.
Come on, it's Uncle Barney.
You know, Uncle Bonnie.
Come on over here.
Come on over here.
Did you see the interview of Bernie Sanders in the 80s slamming Regan?
I thought it was disgusting.
Hey, Anonymous, don't talk about what I'm...
Just shut your yapper.
Shut your yapper over there.
I'm trying to solicit more donations to the Boynie Sanders 2020 campaign.
So come on over here and take your underwears off and keep contributing.
Hey, don't worry about the pants tent.
Don't worry about the pants tent.
Just come on over here and keep contributing.
Hey, hey, yeah, you know you like Uncle Boyne, huh?
Hey, hey, do you feel the boing?
Hey, do you feel the boing?
Hey, hey, do you feel that boing?
Hey, come on over here and sit on my Apole.
Come on over here and sit on Uncle Boyney's Apple.
Hey, do you feel the Boeing?
Huh?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You tipping me?
Hey, you tipping Uncle Boyney over here.
Keep contributing.
Come on.
Hey, hey, hey, keep contributing.
Sit on my Apo.
Come on.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Hurry up!
Hurry up!
Come on!
Don't stop!
Hurry up!
Don't!
No!
No!
Don't touch me!
Don't touch me.
No, no.
Hey, hey, Spike Lee, 2020, and Mongoli gets drifty.
Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
Hey.
Oh, my God.
You chipped my apple.
You chipped Uncle Barney's apple.
All right.
All right.
Now, what I want you to do is I want you to clean yourself up and I want you to put you underways on and don't tell anybody that I told you to take you underways off and keep contributing to Uncle Bene's campaign.
That's what Bernie Sanders is doing.
That's what Ghost is doing with his show.
So keep contributing to his welfare.
Now, shut up.
That's what freaking Bernie Sanders is doing, man.
That's what Bernie Sanders is doing.
Freaking Bernie Sanders raises 10 million in less than a week.
Are you kidding me?
And this guy's claiming to be a socialist?
This guy's claiming to be a man of the people?
I mean, people, wake up.
I mean, how many whore?
I mean, maybe that's the right word, but how many more?
How many more hundreds of millions does Bernie need to raise before you people realize that this guy is never going to give you anything?
He's never going to attain any institutional power that will give you anything.
He is a fraud.
He is a piece of trash.
That's why you have Democrats talking against Bernie Sanders.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Wake up.
World War Pooh.
Go shove it up your ass.
I'm just saying, if you want to get rich quick in America, run for a national seat.
Ghosty Sanders.
Go shoving up your ass.
Listen to me.
If you want to get rich quick, you just have to run for a Democratic seat on a national scale, a Congress or Senate or even a presidential, and claim you're socialist and go out and claim that when you go out there, you're going to give these people this and you're going to give these people that.
And you know what they're going to do?
They're going to be like, yay!
And they're going to give you money and they're going to make you hundreds of millions of dollars.
So long as you can sleep at night, you're in the money.
That whole Bernie bit had me dying.
I haven't left it hard in ages.
Hey, thank you, Captain Dessey.
I'm serious.
But that's the truth.
That's Uncle Bernie.
That's Bernie Sanders.
Wake up.
Spread it around like wildfire.
That's what he is.
He's a piece of trash.
He's a liar.
He's a goddamn liar.
And same with the other so-called socialist on the Democrat side.
Same with all these race hustlers that are running for president.
Hey, did you see old Kamala Harris try to talk back, try to walk back the old Jussie Smullet crap?
Huh?
She didn't even know what to say.
Take a look at old Corey Booker.
I've got articles on Ghost.report about Corey Booker showing where he admitted in a Stanford article that he wrote where he sexually assaulted a woman in a 1984 New Year's Eve party.
And yet this guy's supposed to be the poster child for social justice, right?
What a joke.
What a goddamn.
What a goddamn joke.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
This is what, I mean, I'm glad you people are allowing me to talk.
I'm glad you're allowing me to talk, man, because I'm shooting pearls to you people, man.
You get it now?
I'm shooting pearls to you people.
I hope you get it.
I'm shooting pearls to you people.
Jesus Christ.
Harris 332 Trump.
Yeah, whatever.
Are you kidding me?
Kamala Harris, when she was asked about her comments when Jesse Smullett was arrested for faking his own goddamn hate crime, she didn't even know what to say.
When she was asked about it, she was looking towards her advisors on what she should say.
All these people on the Democrats' side for running for president are a bunch of fake pieces of crap.
And that's why I'm saying I'm waiting.
I'm waiting for 2020 because it's going to be pure Trump, baby.
Pure Trump.
Why are there a lot of Russian people here in Pennsylvania?
Well, you know, that's a good question.
I mean, watch the movie Deer Hunter.
Mark moaned in pleasure as Ralph continued the treatment for a few more lips before opening his ma and watch Deer Hunter.
That's all I'm saying, all right?
The movie Deer Hunter.
It's like a four-hour movie, but it's a good movie.
Waiting For Pure Trump00:06:19
Anyway, look, I'm going to drain the main vein at this point in time, okay?
And when I come back, when I come back, I guess we're going to go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
I guess you know what it is.
But I got to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
So when I come back, okay, we'll take some shout-outs, all right, when I come back too, all right?
We'll take some shout-outs too.
Anyway, hey, Engineer, can you hook me up with the music that we intro with here?
All right, once again, the music we intro with is called Insanity Control.
It's a royalty-free heavy metal track on YouTube.
Cheers to the dude that created it.
All right, you got it, Engineer?
For Christ's sake, I got to drain the main vein here.
All right, don't go anywhere, folks.
I will be right back.
All right, we're going to just have some interlude music.
And once I come back, we're going to get to some goddamn chat room shout-outs and we're going to get to some radio graffiti.
All right.
And then we're just going to continue on with the show.
So don't go anywhere.
Radio graffiti chat room shout outs are next.
All right.
Go ahead and take me out, Engineer.
this goddamn crap out of here.
Everybody says it's nice.
Can I come and visit?
They tell me you saw me.
Engineer, what the hell are you doing?
Yes!
What the hell are you doing, Engineer?
Christ Jesus.
Don't Piss The Tallys00:02:13
Don't piss the tallies!
God damn it!
God damn it!
That's just goddammit!
Shut Up Engineer00:15:04
there.
Get goddamn shit!
BITCH ENGINEER YOU GODDAMN SHUT
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Shut it up, engineer.
Shut it up, and you better shut up, too, man.
I don't know what the hell the engineer just did, but folks, I want to tell you, I don't condone that.
And let me tell you, I just looked at the history of the goddamn text to speeches.
It was you, idiots.
I'm looking back at the history of the chat room.
It was you, idiots.
Well, see, the engineer is back there, and he knows his place.
You know your place, right, engineer?
Son of a bitch.
All I have to do, I just gotta fucking drain the 15 and a half-inch John Holmes sausage.
And this is what I get, man.
This is what I get.
What the hell did the engineer play anyway, man?
I knew he was playing something.
There's like a little signal.
There's a freaking light that comes on when we're on the air, man.
You understand?
That's how I hooked this place up for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, my God.
For Christ, I just need some more freaking devil's lettuce, man.
I need some more wacky tobacco.
All right.
And after I take this goddamn hit, you shut up, engineer.
Just sit there and shut up.
What was all the abuse about?
There's no abuse, okay?
Shut up.
Don't insinuate nothing.
That's a false indictment, man.
Ain't nobody abusing anybody, man.
When you're a boss, you gotta act like a boss.
Do you understand?
Like a boss.
That's how you gotta act like a boss.
I'm not abusing anybody.
You just because sometimes you gotta act like a goddamn boss.
For Christ's sake, give me some more freaking deer.
What is it?
Beat ghost when Mike with Mike.
Shut up, all right?
It's because of you that this asshole's doing this, man.
If this guy, let me tell you something, engineer.
If you keep listening to these scumbags on the internet, we may have.
I'm not going to say it.
Never mind.
Just Just do your job, engineer, right?
Do your job.
Do you understand me?
Just do your damn job.
Oh, God.
Give me my goddamn dog.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer, man.
I need some more goddamn beer for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, my God, man.
I thought that.
It's never going to end, right?
The inner circle's right, huh?
I mean, just tell me the truth, right?
The inner circle is right.
The trolling is never going to end, isn't it, man?
You people ain't going away.
It's just going to always happen.
It's never going to slow down, isn't it?
Huh?
It's never going to slow down, isn't it, man?
Oh, God, man, I'd just... I'd buy that for a dollar.
NG is the boss.
NG is not the boss.
NG is not the boss.
Sit there and shut up and stop giving him ideas, man.
Stop giving him ideas, all right?
He's my employee.
All right?
He's my employee.
Listen to me.
I pay.
I pay for him.
I pay for him.
I pay for him for Christ's sake, you scumbags.
I give him a living.
If you care about Engineer, you'd stop giving him goddamn ideas, man.
Give me some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
Crack open the freaking beer, man.
All right, it's about that goddamn time.
There it is, man.
Just get the beer for Christ's sake, man.
I'm already feeling the tetrahydrocannabinol just wear off, man.
All right, so I'm just going to smoke one more again, man.
I'm just gonna smoke one more again.
And then I'm gonna take a chug of beer.
And then I'm gonna go to chat room shout-outs.
And then we're gonna go to this fucking radio graffiti.
All right.
Let me go ahead and smoke this, man.
I buy that for a dollar.
In all honesty, Ghost, sometimes the engineer is funny.
Just being honest, man.
Oh, man, that's not the real Captain Dessey.
Shut up.
That's not him, man.
Hold on.
I gotta let it hit the brain, man.
I gotta hold it and let it hit the brain.
That feels just a lot better, man.
It's just like everything, Zan, everything Zan.
I don't think so.
It's how I feel.
This is unbelievable, man.
All right.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghost profits off NG.
How do you figure, man?
I'm paying it for a job.
All right, I'm paying it for a job.
I'm giving him a wage, man.
I'm profiting off NG.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
I'm profiting off NG.
Go shove it up your ass.
I'm giving you a decent wage, right?
Engineer, right?
You see what I'm saying?
So don't sit here and try to, you know, you're insinuating.
You're making false indictments.
You're making false indictments, man.
All right.
Let me go ahead and smoke another freaking bowl of this because, you know what?
You people, you're going to deal on my time.
You're going to deal on ghost time.
Since, you know, I'm sitting over here freaking taking all the cyber abuse from you people.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
I just had particles of food just regurgitate for heaven's sake, man.
It's because of you people, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hengie is the money man.
Shut up, man.
Shut your ass.
That's a goddamn lie!
That's a goddamn lie, man.
Son of a bitch.
That just feels so much better.
It just feels so much better, man.
You can just feel it.
You can hear it, right, dude?
It's just like, it's just like, it's just like, oh, it's just like that, man.
It's just, it's just, oh, I.
Oh.
Shut up.
I don't sound like the vibe.
I sound like the vibrator.
But I like the engineer.
Okay, great.
You like the engineer?
Shut up.
I sound like the vibrator, man.
Come on, man.
Don't do this to me, man.
Man, you guys know how to harsh somebody's mellow, man.
Straight up.
You sons of bitches are horrible, man.
You know, you sons of bitches know how to goddamn harsh a son of a bitch's mellow.
All right, look, let's get to fucking Jesus Christ, man.
Let's just go ahead and get to the freaking chat room shout outs.
All right.
Let's just get to chat room shout outs so we can get this over with because you people are sick.
All right.
What's up, John Cooey?
Alpha, Kenny One.
We got track 210 plays.
Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
Baca the survivor.
Who else we got?
Omelette, Puka Dude.
Puka.
Fuck you, Puka Dude.
You're an asshole.
We got Ghost is an innocent alcoholic.
He isn't an alcohol.
He's a connoisseur.
Sentry going on.
I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
We got Tim McCurriff, Ba Ten, whatever the hell, bitch Schnickers.
Tiger upper.
Tiger!
Tiger!
Tiger Uppercunt!
We got Based Hillary Voter, Crasher 925, Flamin' Creations.
Who else we got here?
Man, these people are scrolling like a son of a bitch, for Christ's sake.
The engineer should come and work for Uncle Tony.
Shut up, all right?
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shadows are defeating him in his workplace and his talents would be better at the moment.
We've got Six Vinotary.
We've got Bammer Loco, Spunky Spade, Sean Rushford, Pungent Brap, Ron Livingstone, Chris H, Budget, Gamer Steve, Scooti M, LeVon Media, Smano, Dorito Burrito.
I fart for food.
Go fuck yourself too.
I fart for food.
I know who you are, you son of a bitch.
We got the big tomahawk.
We got Baka, Baka She, Action Capitalist, Dylan M, Schrider, Trigger.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
Filthy Heretic, Game On 95, Sneakiest Chameleon, Dr. Fetus.
We got Rick Hoover, Rocker66006, Simulator Player23, Nate Higgins, you Hanty Hero, Esoteric the Free, Buster.
What's up, Buster?
I see you, man.
We got Mr. Repost, Math Pony.
We got Chuck Finley, Copy Kai.
No, it's Cobra Kai, baby.
It's Cobra Kai.
Cogdat, Lightning Note.
We've got Bibby Bootsa men from Germany, man.
Cheers to Germany, man.
What's going on?
My favorite beers are from Germany.
You know what I'm saying?
We got Pickleman.
We got Dynamo Savage, Warrisy, Pookie from 713.
Yeah, right, man.
Dear Freckles in the house, Jelly Croissant, Unaverage Dude, Assman, Balio, Tijuana Genius.
I think I've already said that asshole.
Angry Freddy fan 1993.
King Louie.
Odd Eyes Magician.
Drillmaster.
Uncle Taurus.
Train Lover 567.
Xavier LaFlame.
And there's that asshole communist for Trump.
The Ferb Guy.
The rookie.
King Geitist, Skolmer.
What is this?
Herbert the Pervert, you asshole?
David Goyet, Mr. BN King.
What's up, man?
Mr. Falco Punch.
Gimme Poon.
What the fuck is that?
Jesus Christ.
Night Prowler, The Trans, Steve Irwin, Gizmo2046, Alan Tolman, Fighting Lion, My Reflection.
We've got Tristan Rodriguez, Erica Does.
Who else we got mean some of these people have already I've already said for Christ's sake man I've already said you.
Don't freaking, don't keep scrolling.
If I already said you.
Scarlet Moon.
What's going on, man?
All right.
What else we got?
We got Zeth Rott.
We've got Ryan K in the house.
Who else we got here?
We got Adolph Ghost.
Adolf Koser.
Go shove it up your ass.
Josh in the place.
Jesus Christ.
There's a lot of people scrolling.
Who else we got here?
We got Edgar Crimson, Orange Yoshi, Steven Skinnyverse.
Cut Myself Laughing.
That's not cool.
Yelp Reviews equals streaming on Pornhub.
Fuck you, asshole.
How about Wipeout213?
Holy Stars.
Geralt, Captain Dessey.
What's up, Captain Desi?
Crush Krushka.
We've got Beat Nick Hers.
We got Lars Loud.
Bob Tom.
Meow the Rocket.
Me, Me.
I think that's.
All right.
I'm seeing a lot of.
I'm seeing a Crisco.
What's going on, Crisco?
Fun Size Dong.
That's very interesting.
Fat Tuesday Confessions00:06:00
Squirk.
I think I've said all these for Christ.
I think I've said Laxium.
I don't think I've said Laxilum.
Zam City, T.Y. Hop Hopkinson, German, the fucking gay fry.
Go shove it up your ass.
Dynamo Savage.
I think I've said all these.
All right.
I think I've said everybody in here.
Everybody's the American.
What's up, The American?
All right, that's enough.
Richard McConnell, what's going on?
Friezan Zakata, what's going on?
Digla, 8643.
K-Ray, Prince in the house.
Who else we got here, man?
Alcard Van Helsing.
All right, that's great.
I'm not going to say those words.
All right, I think everybody else is.
Vinegar Doppio.
Vinegar Doppio.
We got Sheffield, Tyron Callos.
I mean, man, this is unbelievable, man.
You people come up with weird-ass names.
All right, that's enough, man.
I'm already three hours and 16 minutes into this broadcast.
All right.
All right.
Now that I've had a swing of beer and I've, I want to smoke one more.
I'm sorry.
I want to smoke one.
I want to be prepared for radio graffiti because I know radio graffiti is harsh.
You know?
And by the way, for all you folks that don't know what radio graffiti is, hold on, let me load this bowl before I get into the whole rigamaroo, okay?
And make sure to tell everybody that radio graffiti is starting right now, just as soon as Ghost hooks up his, I'm not an addict, I'm not an addict, maybe.
That's a badass song.
I love that song.
I actually like fucking smoking and drinking to that song.
Breathe it in and breathe it.
I'm so excited by that.
That's a beautiful song.
Capitalist confessions.
Man, everybody wants...
Are you kidding?
Listen, we'll do that.
Man, you guys weren't very good to me today, man.
I'm not trying to be a bitch about it, man.
I know there's a lot of people that are going to say bitch ghost or whatever, but maybe on Wednesday, all right?
You know, I mean, when is Fat Tuesday?
Excuse me.
Maybe we should do Capitalist Confessions on Fat Tuesday.
Because isn't it like Fat Tuesday?
Once Fat Tuesday happens, it's like Lent or some shit, where like all the Catholics have to, you know, get the freaking upside down cross with, I don't know, ashes on their head and, you know, walk around praising the Dark Lord and all that stuff and, you know, sacrificing and all that stuff.
I don't know.
Anyway, look, we'll do capitalist confessions like around that time, right?
I mean, that's what it was.
It'll be like this.
Oh The fabulous confessions will come.
Is that what everybody really wants?
I mean, if we do that, we will do that.
I don't know.
We'll do that like we got to do it on a holy day.
You know, we got to do it on a holy day.
Like, that's what I'm saying, like Fat Tuesday.
Fat Tuesday will do it.
We'll do we'll do confessions on a fat Tuesday.
And I'm hoping, you know, I'm going to try to rush the computer because maybe I can even create more interactivity because I got more, you know, computing power and stuff.
And I'm just saying, man.
I'm just saying.
I mean, right after Fat Tuesday, we'll be like.
It is Ghost confessions and you should confess to the Holy Ghost because he knows the most you don't understand the esoteric philosophy of everything that's around you with all the shapes and all the steamboats.
So, you know.
Anyway, that's what I'm thinking about, man.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, I know you guys want to do it now, but anyway, I don't mean to be stalling, but I'm just responding to the chat room.
I just want to let everybody know that, you know, these people that think that I'm some kind of a freaking overgrown big-nosed shecklegoblin, I'm a man of the people.
I'm looking at the chat room.
I'm always looking at the chat room.
I will always look at the chat room.
I have always looked at the chat room.
All right?
Because that's the people right there.
That's the people.
Even though like fucking 80% of them want to see me dead, that's the people.
Radio Graffiti Time00:09:07
All right.
And the reason I want to do it on Fat Tuesday is because I'm a hambone.
You guys are assholes, man.
Straight up, man.
You know, I can't even talk serious with you people, man.
I'm not even kidding around.
It's like I'm trying to have like a little bit of a heart-to-heart.
I'm like, hey, you know, we should do this.
Oh, yeah, you want to do it on Fat Tuesday because you're a fat hambone and you want to pay the homage to the god of handbones.
And fucking assholes, man.
All right.
Let me let it hit it.
Let me hit the brain.
And then once I do that, we're going to radio graffiti right now.
All right.
We're going to radio graffiti right now.
All right.
Are we ready, engineer?
Hey, engineer.
Are we ready?
Son of a bitch.
All right.
I think it's about that time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radiograffiti.
That's right.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call right now.
All you have to do is give me a call right now.
God damn it.
Engineer.
All I've got to do is switch the screen.
All you got to do, I'm sorry.
All you have to do is call 515-604-9052.
Okay.
And then once the operator bitch starts talking, just go ahead and push in that code at the time.
This code is 844-286.
And then push the hashtag or the pound or whatever the hell you people know it as.
And then once you do, once you do, you will be in queue to be called on radio graffiti.
And when I call on your area code or you've got exactly three to four seconds to say, whatever it is that's on your mind, that's why we call this radio graffiti, okay?
And the reason that I've always done radio graffiti in this capacity is to promote free speech.
Because that's one thing us Americans have that at this point, most of the world, if not all of the world, doesn't have.
And I think that we should be embracing it and using the free speech freedom that we have to the extension of the limitations.
And I think that's what radio graffiti, and I think that unfortunately, that's what many of much of the ghost show at this point represents.
That even though people could be offended or people could be taking, you know, oh, I can't believe he said that.
We should all in America appreciate that we have the freedom to do so.
We have the freedom to say these things.
We have the freedom to be able to criticize our leaders.
We have the freedom to be able to be intellectually curious.
And that's why Radio Graffiti, in my opinion, in my opinion, represents that.
So anyway, with that being said, let me go ahead and take a swig of beer.
And are we ready for Radio Graffiti, Engineer?
Now, once again, if you want to participate, it's free.
You know, you just call in 515-604-9052.
It's in America.
All right, once the bitch starts talking.
What the hell?
Oh, my God.
Freezing Zicata.
Oh, my God.
$100, $100 billion.
Don't let the trolls get you.
Oh, my God.
Look at Freeze and Zakata.
Oh, my God.
I'm about to introduce Radio Graffiti, and we got Lack of Boss.
Freezing Zicata, man.
Cheers to, you know what?
I'm sorry.
I got to take a freaking drink.
I got to take a smoke.
You know what I'm saying?
For old Freeze and Zicada.
I like Zicadas, you know.
Cicadas are kind of, you know, they're kind of good.
Anyway, I want to say right off the bat, Freeze and Zicata, man.
Cheers.
That made my Monday.
Technically, we went into Tuesday when you did that.
It's 12.01 a.m. where I'm at.
You made my Tuesday.
All right.
You made my Tuesday.
Cheers to Freeze and Zicata.
This is for you, baby.
All right.
Cheers to you, man.
Lack of boss.
Lack of boss.
Man, anyway, cheers.
Ah!
All right.
Let me, man.
This is for you, Freezing Zicata, man.
This is for you.
You to man, you to man, you to man.
Or look, maybe I shouldn't be assuming your gender, right?
Anyway, you're the person.
You're the person.
You're the person.
Anyway, cheers, man.
I'm taking one of these hits.
And like I said, this is like, what is this?
Like vaginal secretions or whatever it is.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Like a boss, man.
Like a boss.
Yeah, man.
Cheers, man.
That made my night right there, baby.
That made my night.
And by the way, I'm not letting the trolls get to me, man.
I mean, I'm still standing.
You know what I mean?
I'm still standing.
So anyway, let me go ahead.
Thank you, Freezing Zicata.
Once again, I want to dedicate one more drink to Freezing Zicata.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Cheers to Freezing Zicata, man.
I'm not kidding.
You know what I mean?
Like a boss.
Like a boss.
That was a boss.
That was a boss thing to do, man.
I'm just saying.
And shut up.
Stop calling me a drunk in the chat room, man.
I've told you many times.
I'm not an alcoholic.
I'm a connoisseur.
All right.
Hey, engineer, go ahead, take off the screen.
What is this?
Sell out in chat.
What the hell does that mean, sell out in chat?
What the hell does that mean, man?
Who are you?
Well, who are you calling?
I'm a sellout or who's a sellout?
I'm not a sellout.
I'm still doing radio graffiti, man.
I mean, come on, man.
I'm just saying, man, Freeze and Zicata, man, you know, obviously you've been listening for a long time, appreciates the financial insight, you dumb troll terrorists and cyber vermin idiots.
The political and social commentary.
Do you understand?
That's what that, I shouldn't assume the gender person is appreciating.
Unlike you, people.
Unlike you, Russian Pennsylvania.
I mean to make a deal about this.
Why are there so many Russians in my state of PA?
One of my neighbors is a Russian family.
I deal with a lot of Russian families.
What do we got that they don't?
I think the Russians settled there.
I don't know the freaking history.
Pennsylvania's, this is a freak show state.
All right.
I mean, sorry.
Pennsylvania is a freak show state.
And cheers to Frieza and Zakata like a boss.
All right.
Cheers to you, man.
But Pennsylvania's a weird state, man.
Like, they have like weird, you know, sexual-related names of towns and townships.
And they've got like Beaver, Beaver, fucking Pennsylvania, Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
It's just, it's a, it's, I have no idea.
Remember, William Penn, if you take a look at who William Penn was, he was the person that was allotted the area of Pennsylvania.
He was also a, he was a fatty.
You know, if you ever look at any of his portraits, he was a fatty, so that meant he was a gluttonous freak show.
So just, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, you know, there's a lot of weird folk in Pennsylvania.
Pennsylvania Sorcerers00:04:46
I'm just, I'm just telling you the truth.
I'm just telling you.
Anyway, listen, that's besides the point.
Freezing Zicada like a boss.
Like a boss, episode 25, man.
And look at everybody hating.
Everybody's hating.
You see that?
Somebody said in the chat room, I hate that Freezing Zicata has that amount of money to give out, you bastard.
What are you talking about?
It's about the appreciation, you scumbag.
All right, let's take off the take off the screen.
Take it off.
All right, here we go.
All right.
Now, now that we're here, let's go back to Radio Graffiti, okay?
Now, if you want to participate, this is free.
All you've got to do is call the number right there, okay?
515-604-9052.
When the automated bitch starts talking, just push in the code 844-286-ThePound.
And, you know, I mean, you'll be in queue at that point to participate in radio graffiti.
Now, when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this radio graffiti.
And as a matter of fact, man, cheers to Freeze and Zicata.
That was pretty gangster, man.
Straight up.
Anyway, are we ready, Engineer?
I'm sorry.
I got sidetracked with Freeze and Zicata.
You know what it is, right?
All right.
Well, I think we're ready.
Okay, let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
All right, who do we have here?
Let's.
Oh, turn it up, Engineer.
Turn it up.
All right, cool.
I think we're good.
Wait a minute.
I think you're on the wrong channel, Engineer.
Can you do your goddamn job?
All right, now I can hear it.
Now I can hear it.
All right, here we go.
All right.
Good God, with goddamn goddamn pieces of garbage out here.
Do I need to replace you, Engineer?
Because seriously, I think that you're getting too influenced with these people.
And I think it's just swaying you from your job.
Do I need to replace you?
Because I mean, you know, this is the Trump administration, man.
There's a lot of people that are looking for jobs.
I can replace you.
Do you understand?
Well, just saying, just don't sit here and do a bad job.
I don't want bad jobs going on.
All right.
I mean, I'm a capitalist here.
All right.
All right.
Let's go ahead and let's take some get it straight, engineer, all right?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, get it straight.
All right, how about Jesus Christ?
There's so many people.
All right, how about 717 radio graffiti?
This is Sparta, Radio Graffiti.
18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch.
They heard a job and cocks wanting to be stuck.
18 naked cowboys wanted to be sucked.
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch.
On their knees wanted to suck cowboy cocks.
Son of a bitch, man.
Get this asshole out of here, man.
Get him out of here.
Don't do that musical blasphemy again.
Let Stevie rave on, you piece of crap.
Don't you goddamn dare with the freaking Ram Ranch.
You just like I told you, man, I was shocked that the freaking Trump and Kim Jong-un are going to be meeting in Vietnam, not North Korea, in Vietnam.
Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong-un are meeting in Vietnam Nam.
It's you, me magicians, that are doing this, man.
Just like you did the whole Cowboys, LA Rams, NFL playoff situation, man.
What are the odds, man?
What are the odds of that crap?
You guys are sorcerers, man.
You guys are freaking sorcerers, man.
Jesus Christ.
How about 352 radio graffiti?
Team Fortress 2 Players00:03:02
Hi, guys.
It's Biggie.
Tim is on vacation, and I need a reel, man.
How about after the show?
We go to Six Street and we can wallow in the mud.
Wow, wow, wow.
Jesus Christ, man.
What am I supposed to say to something like that?
Honestly, what am I supposed to say to something like that, man?
Jesus Christ.
682 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, how's it going?
Hey, what up, man?
Hey, man, this is Mr. BN King.
I just want to say happy Monday to you, man.
Hey, it's BNK, man.
What's up, man?
Cheers to you.
I hope everything's going good for you, man.
Seriously.
Yeah, everything's well here, Ghost.
But hey, I want to ask, since you were talking about gaming a little bit early, I do have some games I could recommend you if you're interested.
All right.
Well, what are the games?
i don't know if this is a troll i i don't know All right, all right.
This is absolutely no trope.
All right, all right.
But have you heard of the Red Dead Redemption?
Yes, I have.
I have heard of that game.
Yeah, well, I would highly recommend it because, you know, it just says in the old West of the 1800s, late 1800s, 1900s.
But that's from the first game.
The second game actually is a prequel for the first game.
And I would just say, just go, it's the second game.
But to you, man, I would highly recommend it.
But if you're not and want to go a little retro old school, Sunset Riders is the way to play.
If you really want to, you know, go for those old West shooters.
I mean, those are the games I would just say if you want to get into it.
Anything in the modern, just go with Red Dead Redemption.
If you want to go with the story and anything multiplayer, I guess I could say maybe I would say Team Fortress 2, but that's a little bit of an old game at this point.
So another alternative would be Apex Legend, but never really has played that as much.
But that's pretty much the norms these days.
But go with your gut, man.
But, you know, I'm just giving you ghosts a little recommendation there.
But thanks again for the show, and you have a good night.
Hey, man, I appreciate it.
And by the way, I really do appreciate all the suggestions.
I'm going to look into them.
Remember, I'm a guy going back into gaming.
Like I said, when did they stop having servers for America's Army that was distributed by the Department of Defense?
I think it was like 2006, 2007.
I think I stopped in 2006 because in 2007, it was mostly servers that were just full of hackers that were in God mode and they thought they were cool.
I Will Be Your Father00:02:09
I don't know what it is.
That makes no sense.
I like the competition.
Anyway, if you're just tuning in, call me up 515-604-9052.
When the bitch starts talking, play push, I should say, 844-286 and the hashtag, and you'll be able to be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti, which is when I call on your area code, you got four to five seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
Let's go ahead and get to some more calls here.
315 Raider Graffiti.
Hi, Akos.
I saw you have a bit of trouble getting into the King's bathhouse without your wheelchair, but some strong young men had to help you in.
I hope they were gentle with you, Behave.
Jesus Christ, man.
I can hear the autism in this poor kid.
And, you know, I don't know if this kid is doing that as an act to try to aggravate me or if there's a little sexual attraction to old ghost here, you know?
I mean, I've said this a couple of times in other shows.
I think that there's a lot of folks out there that are young folks, actually, obviously younger than me.
And I genuinely believe that they want me to be their father figure.
You know, and I think that this is a, you know, Mr. Optimism has talked to me about this whenever I discuss things with him.
He has told me that, you know, the reason that there's so much harshness and a lot of negative reactions coming from the people that listen to me is because they want me to be their father figure.
I mean, is that the truth?
You know, I will be your father figure.
I mean, is that?
I mean, I'm not your daddy, okay?
Equal Game Playing Field00:03:32
I'm not your daddy.
I'm just saying, man.
All right.
What else we got going on over here?
Let's go back to Radio Graffiti.
213, Radio Graffiti.
Mike Prowler, Peter Graffiti.
I love wagging off to a naked T-shirt of a Hitler gas confusion.
Are you kidding?
Get that shit off.
Get it off, engineer.
Get it off.
It's a shut up.
Good.
I never said that.
Son of a bitch.
I never said any of that crap.
That's a splice, man.
Other people did that.
I denounced that splice and I never did that crap, man.
Screw you, bastards.
Yeah, that's funny.
Look at him.
Look at the chat room.
You sons of bitches, man.
F you in the chat for Christ's sake, man.
A three-two Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, what's up?
I just wanted to say, yo, you're looking for multiplayer games.
Why don't you consider Team Fortress 2?
It's a game that, like, anyone could play.
You know, all of the trolls, you could face them head-on and beat them.
It seems like the perfect game for you since you know you want to beat them.
Why not beat them at their own game?
You know?
Well, because they probably played it for years before I've come into the game.
They're going to know everything.
I thought that was the whole point.
I thought the whole point was you were going to get better and you were going to show them that you can beat them at what they consider their best.
No, no, no.
Get this asshole out of here.
No, what I'm trying to do is I want to meet them in a game playing field.
That's a new game where we all have to adjust to certain, you know, key patterns and mouse pattern, you know, all that shit.
We all have to go and adjust and play the game.
All right.
Because that's the even playing field.
Okay.
I mean, come on, man.
I'm not going to go and play your game and think that, oh, I'm going to own these people who have been there and been playing this game for fucking 10 hours a day for eight, nine years.
Are you kidding me?
No, no, hey, hey, shut up in the chat room saying that I'm scared.
If you guys think that you understand gaming, I mean, let's go on an equal game playing field, baby.
All right.
Equal game playing field is what I'm talking about.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
Can we go on, engineer?
How about God?
Hold on, we got somebody coming up here.
Stop lying and be a man.
Go shoving up your ass.
All right.
I'm not scared, man.
You people don't understand.
You people have had years and years.
I've been out of the game playing thing.
Hey, can you get back to the calls?
You're getting real boring mates.
Shut up, Nick.
I'm not saying that.
Shut up, man.
I'm going to get to the calls right now.
I'm just going to say I'm not being a punk.
I'm not fearing anything.
I want to meet you all on an even playing field.
Stop Lying And Be A Man00:16:02
I mean, that's even, right?
I mean, just because you people have spent hours and hours and hours and hours.
No, We're going to be in an equal playing field.
All right.
That's why I'm talking about new games, like new games that are coming out.
You son of a bitch.
And no, I'm not.
I'm not chicken.
Don't call me chicken, you fucking turkey, turkey tits-having son of a bitch.
Let's continue going on here.
How about who the hell is Don Luigi, Radio Graffiti?
Hey there.
I recently heard that you had a negative experience with the King Spa.
I'm wondering if we make that experience for you.
Are you talking about the bathhouse?
Yes, you recently left a negative Yelp review saying that you had two very burly men break your wheelchair and that security did nothing about it.
Are you there at the bathhouse now by any chance?
Yeah, I am at the bathhouse.
Don't you hear the music?
I can definitely hear the music.
How many guys are over there?
You know, I'd say it's about 20 right now.
You know, Monday's a bit of a slow night, but this is about me, Ghost.
It's about you.
Hold on just a second.
Well, you know, I'm just asking you questions.
I could be an inquiring customer.
Okay, you said 20 guys.
Are they of the younger Twink trans trap crowd, or are they the blue collar crowd?
You know, it's a bit of a mix of, you know, more of your bears and more of your twinkles.
You know, about a half and half split.
I mean, is there like a piece of ass that everybody's going towards in the bathhouse?
Can you describe me some of the asses?
Because look, look, I mean, if you're going to be selling me the bathhouse, you got to be selling me that ass.
You know what I mean?
So you got to describe the ass.
All right.
So if you can describe the ass, all right, go ahead.
There's this young Latino man named Ricardo.
He's a very, very burly man, nice abs, and an ass that just sticks out.
Badonka donk.
It's great.
Everyone just take their eyes off it.
And sometimes they always go for a grab, but Ricardo has really quick and he just slaps it right away.
Let me ask you a question.
Let me ask you a question.
Is Ricardo Mexican?
Ricardo sounds more of a Puerto Rican name.
Is he Puerto Rican?
He's more of a Cuban-Puerto Rican mix.
His mother's from.
Get him out of here.
I don't like Puerto Ricans.
Get him out of here.
Get him out of here, man.
I'm sorry.
I just don't trust Puerto Ricans.
I'm sorry.
I've never.
I'm sorry.
Every experience, from my opinion, from a Puerto Rican has always been negative.
So I'm just, I'm sorry.
I'm not being racist.
I'm just telling you my experience, okay?
I don't want.
Okay, never mind.
All right.
How is that racist?
No, listen to me.
What if I was really wanting to go to the bathhouse and I heard that there was Ricardo there and for whatever reason, you know, my sexual persuasion just didn't like Puerto Ricans.
Puerto Ricans are way different than the other folks from Americana, Latina over there, South America.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't have the time to be talking about this.
You people are stupid in the chat room, man.
Who else do we have here?
How about 717 radio graffiti.
Hey, uh, Ghost, did you just play Guest the Minority there?
Did I just play Guest the Minority?
Don't say that, man.
You're going to get me kicked off YouTube.
That's not cool, man.
All right.
You have to, you know, you guys, you have to understand.
I'm in the big time now, man.
I mean, you guys can't be doing this.
All right.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
You guys can't be doing this crap, man.
I'm serious, okay?
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
How about Area Code 516 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, God.
I don't see how people compare you to Alex Jones because I think Alex Jones is man enough to play us in CF2, whereas you're a little goyam who doesn't want to insult me.
Go shove it.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Just shove it up your ass.
All right.
Shove it up your ass.
God damn it.
I'm sorry.
Freaking engineers all over the place.
Listen to me.
All right.
You people in your own games have had years and years and hours and hours of experience.
I haven't played a game since 2006.
It's 2019 now, you dumb sons of bitches.
All right.
So go shove it up your ass.
Jesus Christ.
These guys are pieces of garbage.
Who else do we have here?
How about what is this?
210.
This is San Antonio 210 Radio Graffiti.
Hello, Mr. Thomas Atkins.
We here at ACI would like to thank your daughter for leaving a five-star review.
We gently appreciate yours and Twiley's service.
Thank you for your patronage.
That better be fake, man.
I mean, listen, you're lucky I'm on like weed and drink, man.
I'm telling you, that pisses me off that you people are going and leaving reviews for bathhouses under my name, man.
I'm going to end this shit, man.
I'm not even joking.
I'm going to end this.
I'm not ending it with that for Christ's sake.
You people make me sick.
Hold on.
Who else do we have here?
Let's go to the front.
Who else do we have here?
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Sounds like an Obama phone, boy.
All right.
You got to get, you got to get your, you step your game up and step your chain up.
How about 661 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, big boy.
I'm patiently waiting on the toilet having more Taco Bell.
So open wide for the ass butter.
Jesus Christ, man.
You guys are sick, sons of bitches, man.
Is that what you like?
You like that truffle butter?
Is that what they call it in the black community?
You know, that's what they call in the black community when you are orally fixated on an anus, you know, or an actually, not an anus, but an anus hole.
You know, you like truffle butter.
So just, you know, that's, I'm just telling.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
Who else do we have here?
How about 614 radio graffiti?
I'm serious about my earlier remarks.
And for all those wondering, traps are by.
I've had encounters where I fucked women, but man, German, I still lovers or whatever.
I can sound.
You know what?
Jesus Christ.
You know what?
I can sound finer than you, you goddamn drag queen, you cross-dresser.
I mean, I'm tired of this differentiation.
You know, you're either a tranny, and you know, you know what defines a tranny when you live as a woman.
Do you call your trap Puerto Rican your sweet truffle butter?
Or do you just call them a nigger you racist?
No, shut up, and shut up.
I don't condone that racist crap, all right.
Anyway, I forgot what I was saying.
As a matter of fact, maybe it's a best that I forgot because I don't know where I was going with any of that shit.
Anyway, good God, man.
How about I can't end with this for Christ's sake?
I'm at 570 Radio Graffiti.
It's just the minority, folks.
And no, I can't do that.
Get that shit off.
I can't do that, man.
I can't do that, man.
I can't.
I'm on YouTube, man.
I'm in the big time now, man.
Come on.
Y'all have to understand what I'm saying.
I'm in the big time, man.
Good God.
Who else do we have here?
How about 214 Radio Graffiti?
Ghost, Alex Jones, called you out.
play the video get the hell out of here You know, you know what?
You know what Alex Jones is doing?
He's trying to insinuate some kind of, I don't know, beef with Joe Rogan.
And be like, you know what, Joe Rogan?
I've known you for 20 years.
And I remember used to be a cool guy that used to be able to take the super male vitality and it gave you the big ass boner to get you that black chick that you impregnated to get you that daughter that's out there that's an Instagram model showing her nice tribal ass.
You know, you just want to forget about that.
But I just want to tell you there, Joe Rogan, that my filters, my filters, my filters.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, who else do we have here?
How about 872 Raider Graffiti?
What the hell is that?
Who the hell is that?
Is that the African booty scratcher trying to drop a mixtape or something?
What the hell was that?
Sounded horrible.
How about 909 Raider Graffiti?
Please stop.
I'm killing Niggers.
I'm killing Niggers.
Please stop.
I'm killing Niggers.
I'm killing Niggers.
Please stop.
I'm killing Nigers.
I'm killing Niggers.
Please stop.
I'm killing Niggers.
I'm killing Nick.
Oh, get that crap out of here.
That's a horrible racist moon man meme.
And that's actually a badass song.
You know, I don't know.
Trey 6 Mafia.
I'm riding Spinners.
I'm Riding Spinners.
Don't Stop.
I'm Riding Spinners.
That's actually a pretty good song, you know.
I put the metal in this.
I put the pedal to the metal and stop.
You know, just letting y'all know I'm a cultured man.
You know, you people think that I'm just some kind of a racist.
I'm a cultured man, baby.
I'm a culture.
I'm riding Spinners.
I'm riding Spinners.
I'm a cultured man, baby.
All right.
Anyway, 509 Raider Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, how you doing?
Not too bad.
What's going on, man?
So, you were saying earlier on the show that you were, quote, a melting pot of friendship.
Well, I found this clip from you from episode 14, and I want you to explain it.
I hate him because he exists.
I hate him because he exists.
Shut up.
That ain't me, you stupid son of a bitch.
All right, give me a freaking break.
That isn't me.
That's yeah, that's a meme.
Everybody knows it.
Good God, we're not ending on this, man.
How about 352 Radio Graffiti, man?
Damn it, Ghost.
I want to show you what good quality push off is just like go shove it up here.
Yeah, I could sound finer than that.
Look at this.
I don't like drag queens.
I don't like cross-dressers.
If you're going to look like a chick, if you want to be a trans, look like a woman.
Isn't the whole accomplishment is that you're passable enough to be able to look like a woman?
I mean, good guys.
Look, I can sound finer than you.
Hello?
You motherfuckers.
You see all you people that are out here talking garbage about me?
Fuck you, okay?
I'm just such a fabulous bitch, you know?
I'm just a fabulous bitch.
And you people in the chat room are just haters.
So give me a fucking break.
All right.
Anyway, let's go on.
Let's move on.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
How about 415 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, ghost, this is LeBon.
Hey, what's going on, LeBon?
How you doing, man?
Oh, nothing much.
How do you tonight?
Ah, I mean, I guess this is as good as it gets.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
I'd like to talk to you about the gaming, okay?
All right, go ahead, man.
All right.
I know that people want to, you know, talk about, you know, make you play Team Fortress 2.
And I think the reason why they want you to do that is because it's a free multiplayer game.
And, you know, these people don't have money just to spend on a new video game, you know?
Oh, that's a very interesting point.
Yeah, but I'll admit to myself, I do play Team Fortress 2, and it's pretty fun.
And, you know, I'm just saying that, you know, these people don't have a lot of money to spend on a game.
You know, so just keep that in consideration.
And hope to see you Wednesday, Ghost.
Hey, man.
Thank you, LeBon, man.
LeBon, being pretty cool, man.
Thank you.
Cheers to you, man.
I'll take that in consideration.
How about 732 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, ghost, it's Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog 21 here.
How's it going tonight?
Hey, what's up, Sonic the Hedgehog?
How are you doing, man?
Yeah, I'm doing pretty good.
Hey, I want to ask you a question.
Go ahead.
Do you think you can take bringing the engineer into gaming, like multiplayer together?
Like you and him?
Oh, man.
I don't know.
I don't know if the engineer can understand games.
You know what I mean?
Oh, I see.
But I definitely recommend Team Fortress 2, man.
I mean, you gotta love the nine classes.
Wow, are you kidding me?
Another Team Fortress 2 player?
Yes, I am.
Wow.
Well, hey, man, thank you very much, Sonic the Hedgehog, man.
Look at all these Team Fortress 2 players out here, you know, trying to solicit the game to me like it's Yayo or something.
Hey, Ghost, you know, you want some of this Team Fortress 2 Yayo, huh?
Push, push to the Ye-Yo.
Push, push to the Ye-Yo.
That's actually a real song by Blondie.
You know, push, push to the Ye-Yo.
Uh-uh.
Who else we got here?
How about another 210 radio graffiti?
That's his number, Danny.
All right, let's go play.
All right, Mr. Ghost Character.
This is Alan Jones, Alex Jones' father.
Now, I've been wondering why you kept on insulting my son and insinuating that he's ripping you off for the past 11 years.
We come from Australia, and my son moved to Texas a long time ago.
Exposed By Alan Jones00:07:11
And so I want to help skip this.
Have you been ripping my son off, you little liberal wanker?
Go fuck you.
Go stick a kangaroo head up your ass, all right?
We're not ending on that.
I mean, good God.
Who else do we have?
Don Luigi, Radio Graffiti.
Hey there.
I have a quick question for you, ghost.
All right.
You claim that you don't go to any bathhouses.
When I said spa king, you instantly knew that it was a bathhouse.
Can you explain that to me?
Spa is not a bathhouse.
Spa could mean like it's a bunch of like oriental chicks waiting to give you some.
No, no, no.
I said it was spa king, and you knew it was a bathhouse right away.
I mean, explain that to me.
Because there's a spa and there's a king, okay?
When you have a spa, there's a bunch of Vietnamese chicks that are ready to.
Get this fruit bowl out of here for Christ's sake.
He doesn't get that, okay, it's a spa, but there's a king, a spa king.
That means that, oh, it's a bathhouse.
Stupid, man.
Stupid.
And you know what?
Shut up in the chat room, exposed.
Shut up, man.
I'm not joking.
Stop that crap, or I'm going to end this goddamn broadcast because I'm sick of you people.
The last episode, you scumbags literally left with views for God.
David Crockett was born in Tennessee and was a representative of Tennessee.
I know.
So he's not a real Texas.
No, shut up.
He came down here to Maud Miller.
He's a little bit of a drink, Texas, and died for Texas.
Shut up.
I don't want to get into Davy Crockett history, okay?
I'm talking to these assholes in the chat room that are saying that, yeah, oh, oh, you're exposed.
You're exposed.
Shut your mouth.
All right.
You're lucky I'm even on here.
You know what?
Get these asses.
I'm not doing this.
Engineer, take me off this goddamn stupid freaking radio graffiti since these assholes want to harsh my mellow.
Yeah, goodbye.
Goodbye.
Get out of here.
Good.
Stupid son of a bitch.
God damn it.
You goddamn sorry, sacks of crap.
No, I'm looking, you assholes.
Listen, you people put my fucking name on a goddamn bathhouse review and you keep doing it.
And now you sit here and are continuing to troll me with this crap.
You're continuing to troll me with this crap.
You're continuing to troll me with this garbage, man.
And I don't appreciate it.
And I don't appreciate it one bit.
All right.
So, if you people in the chat room, if you want to know why I fucking ended this broadcast, exposed harsh mellow, we went.
Fuck you.
You don't win nothing.
You don't win nothing.
Expose.
Ghost bathhouse connoisseur.
I'm not a bathhouse connoisseur, you fucking scamper.
Shut up!
Shut up, man!
You stupid idiot little punks in the chat room!
You don't win nothing!
You don't win nothing!
I'm stopping my show!
I'm stopping my show.
Me, ghost, ghost is stopping the show.
You people are stupid, man.
You people are stupid.
I'm not exposed to anything.
Shut up in the chat room.
I'm not exposed to anything.
You people are just a bunch of sick trolls.
You're sick bastards.
And you're lucky, alright?
You're not right in front of me, right?
God damn, I'm not even joking.
You're lucky.
You're not in front of me.
You're lucky.
You're not in front of me.
You're lucky.
You're not in front of me.
I wish this was your face.
I WISH THIS WAS YOUR FACE!
I WISH THIS WAS YOUR FACE!
This is going too far, man.
Please stop.
This is going too far, man.
Please stop.
I deserve more respect.
I deserve more respect.
Shut up in the chat room, you stupid internet people.
Shut up.
Shut up in the fucking damn chat room.
You all shut up.
Shut up.
Engineer, I'm tired.
I'm not going to put up with a stupid, ridiculous malarkey, man.
Guess I'm going to call it a night since you're ending the show.
Good night, man.
Thank you, Captain Dessey, man.
Thank you, man.
It's because these stupid internet people in the chat room.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
God damn, I'm lucky.
You're lucky you're not in front of me, man.
I'd stop your face in, man.
I'd stop a mud hole in every one of your asses, kick it dry, and then take a dirty yellow bubbling piss in it, boy.
And all you can do is look back at me with a yellow smile about it.
You son of a bitch!
God!
Get me out of here, H&M!
I'm sick of this crap.
Get me out of here.
I can't believe you people, man.
I can't believe you people.
This is going too far.
Please stop.
This is going too far.
Please stop.
I deserve more respect, man.
Get me out of here, Engine.
Get out of here.
Get out of here, Engineer.
I deserve more respect, man.
Get out of here.
I deserve more respect.
See you Wednesday.
Shut up, you're you'll be lucky if I come back on Wednesday, man.
You'll be lucky, and all you little stupid troll terrorist punks.
You'll be lucky, man.
Feels bath, man.
Feels bath, man.
Shut up, man.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP Shut.