Ghost, host of True Capitalist Radio's "Baller Friday," aggressively defends his show against chat trolls who mock his age, sexuality, and alleged alcoholism while posting fake Yelp reviews for San Antonio bathhouses. Despite interruptions involving Steve Irwin jokes, conspiracy theories, and explicit political rants on LGBTQ issues, Ghost attempts to analyze the Dow Jones rise following the Federal Reserve's decision not to raise rates. The broadcast devolves into a five-hour tirade where he smokes marijuana, consumes fried fish, and screams at engineers and viewers before abruptly ending the show after threats of cancellation. Ultimately, the episode highlights the chaotic intersection of financial commentary, personal harassment, and controversial social views in modern internet radio. [Automatically generated summary]
And I hope that you all realize that this Bowler Friday, today, it's my Bowler Friday and it belongs to me.
You got that?
You got that?
It's my Bowler Friday.
Moment of Silence for Steve Irwin00:15:18
And it belongs to me.
Do you understand me?
Damn right.
Let's go ahead and spread this show link around the world, around the internets.
It's Bowler Friday.
Spread this show link around the internet and throughout the world.
It's my Bowler Friday.
It belongs to me.
Damn right.
I'm feeling a little hype up in this son of a bitch.
And I'm feeling damn good.
And everybody in the chat room, shut up.
Shut up about me being late, you sacks of crap.
You're lucky I even come back on this broadcast after the past couple of shows.
You damn sons of bitches.
All right.
Let me go ahead.
Everybody just calm my ass down here.
All right, go ahead and take me out, engineer.
Take me out on this son of a bitch, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, what's going on?
Happy Baller Friday to everybody who's listening.
This is episode 24 of the Go Show.
I am your host, the man they call ghost.
Poop Tickler Jr. approves.
Happy Baller Friday.
Oh, yeah, but Poop Tickler Jr. approves.
Well, I'm glad I got your goddamn approval.
All right.
Listen, let's not start this Baller Friday like this.
All right, it's my Baller Friday.
It belongs to me.
And I think that you sons of bitches, after all the damn trolling you've been doing for the past 23 episodes, you owe me, man.
I'm Rick pulled.
I'm Rick pulled.
I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to mean, for Christ's sake.
What up, man?
Happy Baller Friday.
You're damn right.
Thank you, man.
Thank you very much to the Baller Friday dono here.
Come, Mr. Trump.
Listen, let's stop.
Stop paying my bitch of an ex-wife's child support to help pay for your drinking problem.
Also, you're 12-minute late.
Hey, stop.
Listen, it's so what if I'm late?
All right, it's my show.
Sit there and shut up and eat it.
Oh, we own you whore.
Is that what y'all are going to come at me today on this Baller Friday?
You're going to go with this whore bit.
I don't like it.
Hi from Pornhub Live.
Oh, you sons of bitches, man.
You're not.
Please stop relaying my show on Pornhub.
That's not funny, man.
That's not funny.
Now, listen, let's stop right now.
Let's hold it on.
All right, this is episode 24.
It's my Baller Friday.
It belongs to me.
And I don't want to start this Baller Friday like we're starting it right, goddamn now.
Do you understand me?
Balder every Friday.
I'm not bald, you assholes.
I don't know where you get this goddamn meme from.
I'm not bald.
Sit there and stop spreading that slanderous lie.
I'm Ray Pissed.
I don't even know what the hell.
Listen, stop.
All right.
Everybody, stop ruining my Baller Friday.
Stop donating.
I want to get to some important subject matters out here.
Remember, folks, no refunds.
Oh, Bernie Sanders telling you how it is.
All you folks that are out there donating, whatever pennies you got left in your college debt account, no refunds.
Remember, in 2016, when Bernie Sanders ran for president then, he raised over $250 million.
Now he's hoping to probably double that.
You know who set the standard for fundraising this round?
Beto O'Rourke, that son of a bitch who ran as a Democratic ticket on a losing effort here in Texas in the Senate.
So I'm just saying, all right?
I'm just saying.
What is this?
Can we get a moment of silence for Steve Irwin?
You know, that's very good.
You know, moment of silence for Steve Irwin.
All right.
I want to own, you know, Steve Irwin.
It would have been his birthday today.
He was a memorable character.
Everybody remembers him as the great crocodile hunter.
I definitely do want to give a moment of silence.
So everybody right now, a moment of silence for Steve Irwin.
Let's go ahead and do it.
Hey, hey, Tony, shut up.
You're doing a happy Baller Friday.
Thank you.
I hope you and the engineer are hitting the sides with Mrs. Ghost.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean, but everybody, a moment of silence for Steve Irwin.
Shut up.
Cash the whore.
You dance to our tune.
I'm not a whore, you son of a bitch.
Sit there and shut up.
Look, we're going to have a moment of silence.
Shut up.
Stingray LOL.
Oh, come on, man.
Oh, come on.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Ghost is a pazole.
I don't even know.
Listen, we're going to have a moment of silence so we can commemorate Steve Irwin.
I stabbed that kangaroo fucker for getting in on my turf.
I smashed it.
Oh, my God.
You macabre bastards, man.
That's macabre.
That's horrible.
Baller Friday ghost two hours and 15 minutes.
Shut up, Eastern Time, for Christ's sake.
I want to have a moment of silence for Steve Irwin here.
And all I've got is a bunch of macabre trolls that are sitting here desecrating the goddamn man's name.
Now, I want you to cut this crap out.
This is episode 24.
It's my Bowler Friday.
It belongs to me.
So I want everybody to shut up.
And I want everybody to stop donating.
And I want everybody to pay your respects to who we knew as the crocodile hunter, Steve Irwin, who his birthday would have been today.
So everybody have a moment of silence.
Stop donating.
Stop.
Irwin done-goofed.
You done-goofed.
All right, assholes.
Stop.
Everybody, stop.
I'm serious.
It's not a joke.
I know you, everything's a real big joke to you, goddamn cyber vermin out here.
This is serious business, all right?
Let's just let's everybody shut up for Christ's sake, true horror.
But you probably have a uni kitty G string on.
You might even look yourself in the mirror at night with the drapes closed.
Uh, don't you must like an abused black bear.
You're a drapes.
All right, I'm trying to commemorate Steve Irwin here.
Irwin first album.
Shut up, you sack of crap.
I know what you mean by that.
Shut up.
God damn it, man.
Here's Deer.
What are you talking about?
That's a part of America's new foreign policy.
Let me get to the Steve Irwin and your granny.
Look, shut up.
Shut your goddamn mouth.
Steve Irwin loses.
Oh, my God.
Listen, just shut up.
Stop it with the goddamn Steve Irwin trolls, man.
Commemorate this guy.
What is this?
Steve Erwin's daughter is very bang able.
123 in the chat if you were banging.
Six sons of bitches.
Six sons of bitches.
Irwin skewer ghost next.
Shut the shut up.
Shut up.
Shut the f- Shut up, man.
Happy Bowler Friday, everyone.
And rip to the glorious man, Steve Irwin, one of the most well-known English prisoners from our country.
English prison.
Shut up, Jackler.
Shut up.
That's a horrible, limey statement, man.
Hey, ghost.
I was just here on Pornhub rubbing one out, and to my surprise, I found a live stream of your show over here underneath.
Don't tell me that, you sick perfect.
Don't tell me that.
Don't you tell me that, goddammit.
Don't you even dare.
Look, I want to have a moment of silence for Steve Irwin, and I want to have it now.
So everybody, just shut up.
Shut your goddamn troll terrorist mouths, and let's go ahead and have a moment of silence to the man that we all knew was the crocodile hunter, all right?
Everybody just shut up.
Stop donating, shut up, and stop besmirching the man's name.
He would have been 57 years old today, you sack of crap.
I mean, I can't believe it.
You know what this reminds me of, man?
All the effort and all the energy that Steve Irwin put into his work, this is how he's remembered by sons of bitches over here laughing.
They're laughing at his death.
They're laughing.
It's a disgrace.
It's macabre.
Alvin's house of stingray.
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
They're pissing me off.
I want to have a moment of silence.
Satan, Steve Irwin, more like Stinged Irwin.
All right, listen, that's enough.
All right, everybody, just stop donating.
That's sick.
That's sick.
What kind of macabre minds do you sons of bitches have?
Oh my God, man.
I can't believe you people, man.
I can't believe you scumbags, man.
It's my Bowler Friday.
It belongs to me, scumbags.
It belongs to me.
So stop trying to ruin it.
So stop trying to ruin it, okay?
Oh my god.
You see, you're already getting me all riled up, man.
It's supposed to be a chilled laid back Bowler Friday.
And look, here's D-Ray.
What do you want?
Wake up and get to the news already, whore.
Shut up, man.
You're coming!
You're trying to make a conduct in Israel.
Shut up!
Shut your mouth!
And what is it?
Another jacket!
Elon Musk hosted meme review on PewDiePie's channel today.
Oh, gosh.
Elon DePie's birthday is.
Ah, who gives a crap?
All right, who gives a crap about Elon Musk?
He's a fraud, and everybody knows it.
My stingrays, my stingrays.
My stingrays, my sting.
Oh, my God, you scumbags.
My God.
Ah, meeting.
What kind of people are you, man?
Oh, God.
What kind of people are you?
Let me calm down here for a second.
I didn't mean to get this riled up at the beginning of a goddamn Baller Friday show.
But I wanted to commemorate the memory, the life, the work of one man called Steve Irwin.
What is this?
NG's chunky dude.
I'm trying.
Stop donating so I can first of all commemorate Steve Irwin and secondly get on with my show It's my baller Friday scumbags!
It belongs to me!
So stop it!
Everybody stop it!
Christian!
Christine Weston Chandler.
What?
It's alright to wear a uni kitty G-string.
Come over to my house and we'll compare our ass signs.
Let's not go there, all right?
We don't want to go to that part of the internet, sorry.
Jesus Christ, man.
What are y'all trying to do to me here, man?
What are you all trying to do to me here?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Stingy Ray Von, you asshole!
Stingy Ray Von?
God damn!
Oh god, true Stingray radio, no, don't do my show!
U.S. China trade shows!
Stop doing my show!
Stop!
I'm not gonna warn you, scumbags, again!
Steve Irwin died just as he lived, with animals in his heart.
Oh, God, why?
Why would you say something like that, man?
Aussie Hard on the Barbie.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
You people are sick, man.
You're sick, what?
I'd rather stay dead than be mentioned on your show, mate.
You're nothing but a fat Jew lover, and I know you're not.
Shut up, you stupid sticking troll.
I got the goddamn troll.
Shut up.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe you people could be so goddamn cruel.
So goddamn cruel.
Are you all listening to these scumbags, man?
These are internet people.
These are internet people, man.
Oh, God.
My heart's beating like a goddamn rabbit, and it's not even goddamn 15 minutes into the broadcast, man.
It's not even 15 minutes into the broadcast, man.
What do you want?
What is this?
Steve Irwin.
He just wanted to catch some rays.
Oh, man.
Come on, Ann Harmon.
Come on.
Everybody, stop, man.
Ghost, this is ridiculous.
Me and my boss used to listen to you.
Now, ever since the TTS stuff, we have lost interest in your show.
Well, who the hell are you, Muddy?
All right, who the hell are you?
All right, why don't you suck it and shut up, mudkip, alright?
Sting Terra.
Sting terror.
Jesus Christ.
Listen, shut up, man.
Everybody is shut up.
A moment of silence for Steve Irwin.
He died the way he lived.
Listen, stop.
Everybody stop with the Steve Irwin jokes for Christ's sake.
Stop it.
Can we get a moment of silence for the Stingray who sacrificed it all to kill the kangaroo?
Oh, God.
Are you all listening to this, people?
This is horrible.
Get to the markets and the news this time, money whore.
First of all, I'm not a whore, but secondly, look at this macabre crap.
Look at this.
Hail Stingler!
STANGLER! THANKS MAN!
Hello, ghost.
I need to get something serious off my I Do Not Deserve Forgiveness.
What?
When I was six years old, I drowned my one-year-old brother in the tub.
What?
I felt neglected, and that made me raging mad.
I just need you to know who I really am.
I hope that's a damn troll, man.
I hope that's a goddamn troll.
I hope that Steve Irwin's favorite singer was Sting.
Steve Irwin's favorite singer was Sting.
Why?
Why?
Why would you all say this, man?
Why would you all say this?
This is Steve Irwin's birthday today, man.
He would have been 57.
He would have been 57 today, man.
Remember the Sting martyrs?
Shut up.
Shut your goddamn mouth.
Shut up.
Shut up.
The trap hole.
We called a meeting at the Australia Zoo.
Steve Irwin has something to get off his chest.
Oh, man.
Damn, just stop, man.
Just stop.
Steve Irwins Birthday Tribute00:15:03
Happy Baller Friday, Ghost.
Also, a big old fuck off to PETA for shitting on Steve Irwin today on their Twitter account.
Are you kidding me?
PETA disrespected Steve Irwin.
Good God.
Hey, ghost, came a little bit late.
Here's another single day.
I'm having a bad day today, but every time I see your show, it always cheers me up and puts me in a good.
Also, we should bring back confessions on the show with Father Ghost.
I'm glad that it gives you a lot of fun.
Happy Baller Friday, ghost, and engineering.
Thank you.
Happy Baller Friday, man.
I'm trying to have a happy goddamn Baller Friday, man.
It's my Baller Friday.
It belongs to me.
And I don't, I shouldn't even have to be putting up with this garbage, man.
Episode 24, man.
Hail Stingler, youth asshole.
Hail Stinger.
Just shut up.
Just shut up, man.
Just shut up.
My God, just shut up, man.
Anybody who is finding this amusing, you don't have a goddamn soul.
You don't have a goddamn soul, man.
How dare you, man?
How dare all of you, man?
Listen, we're going to have a moment of silence.
Stingy Paul.
Shut up, Stingy Paul.
Everybody, just shut up.
Stop telling anything.
Shut up.
We're going to have a moment of silence for Steve Irwin.
Sit there and shut your mouth.
Everybody, just shut your mouth.
Sit there and shut up.
All right.
We're going to have a moment of silence for Steve Irwin.
All right.
Would have been 57 today.
Let me just catch my breath and we're going to have a moment of silence, even though these goddamn macabre trolls are sitting here besmirching this poor man's memory and his work.
All right.
Let's have a moment of silence right now for Steve Irwin.
$100.
What?
What?
Slash dot backslash.
F your prayers.
What are you doing?
You son of a bitch.
Skip that stupid dump, stupid goddamn.
Skip it, engineer.
Skip it.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
True Stingler radio.
Look, enough of the goddamn Steve Irwin puns, man.
Enough of them, man.
Oh, my God.
Anonymous.
Make sure when you turn off the lights, when you inspect your G-strings, shaven body in the mirror, make sure the pink uni kitty G-string is clean from cook stains, and make sure you put on a match.
All right, make sure the hair isn't sticking out.
Oh, goddamn, you're a sick bastard.
Mel Esther, what do you want?
I don't know what the hell you're telling.
You're talking to some sick, demented crap.
You're a sick son of a bitch, man.
He got stung good.
He got.
Stop, man.
Everybody, stop.
Everybody, stop donating and stop making me say stupid crap.
This is for Steve Irwin, man.
Okay, I'm sorry, Steve Irwin, that your memory is being belittled and besmirched, and your work has been completely overlooked by these goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
It's because of you.
Your memory lives on, Steve Irwin.
It's because of you that your wife and children continue to do the work that you started.
What do you want, Jackler?
Damn, ghost.
All these jokes must really sting.
Huh, Steve.
Oh, come on.
Why is Trudy Styler like Steve Irwin?
Oh, come on.
Please stop with the Steve Irwin jokes already.
When a journalist asked what his favorite TV show was as a kid, Steve Irwin couldn't decide.
Oh, jeez.
He said that he liked Thunderbirds, but he'll always have a place in his heart for Stingray.
Shut up with the stupid jokes already.
Shut up, man.
Terry Hare.
We can't blame Stingrays for.
Just listen, everybody shut up now, alright?
I'm trying to say some sentimental words here.
Fastest word typer pop out a titty for me horror.
Shut up, man.
I'm trying to have a serious heart-to-heart, and I'm trying to say something sentimental about Steve Irwin, the crocodile hunter.
Now, stop disturbing me so I can get on with the broadcast.
Steve Irwin, your wife, your children continue to perpetuate your work.
It's because of you that your wife is so rich that she's now banging Russell Crowe.
I'm just saying, man.
I'm just saying.
Somebody had to say it.
All right, somebody had to say it.
All right, now that we got that all out of the way, let's go ahead and get to the Baller Friday broadcast, for heaven's sake, all right?
Let's go ahead and do this.
Jesus Christ, man.
All right.
I didn't even think that we're going to get to that.
I didn't even think we're going to get past that.
And whoever typed no into the goddamn $2 bucket, shoving up your ass with your no.
I got your no.
Now, once again, folks, in the stock market today, I said that we were going to continue to see some plus side in the stock market because of why the Federal Reserve Steve Ray.
Don't worry, ghost.
It was nothing but a flesh wound.
Just shut up, all right?
Everybody just shut up, alright?
I want to get to the markets here.
I've got hundreds of thousands of people that want to listen to the financial insight.
All right?
I've got hundreds of thousands of people that want to listen to the political and social commentary.
All right?
They don't want to sit here and listen to you people be a bunch of sick, demented, racist perverts.
All right?
Now, listen, before I get into the markets, I saw a lot of you stupid sons of bitches in the chat room.
What is this, for Christ's sake?
What kind of car did Steve drive?
A 1963 Corvette Stingray.
Jesus.
What the hell?
Where are y'all come up with this crap?
Wild thing.
You make my heart sting.
Oh, man, stop with the stinging Christ.
Stop with all the stingrays, stinging, stingers.
Stop it all, please, man.
All right.
I can't believe that you would besmirch the great name of Steve Irwin, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm not even gonna say if anyone wants to make some extra liquidity in these bare crypto markets, then go to Binance.
There's incredibly liquid coins on there.
Well, no kidding.
No kidding.
That's actually pretty good advice, even though it's a sick-ass name.
That moment with the stingray really captured the heart of Steve Irwin, didn't it?
Oh, and Harmon, are you?
Are you joking, man?
Come on with these sick jokes, man.
Has anyone else noticed how good?
Sounds an awful lot like.
Go die, poor Steve took it too literal man, where why?
What kind of sick depraved, disgusting troll terrorist punks are you man?
Seriously, this is like the bowels of human conscience.
I can't believe you people.
Man, Amy Daly, hi Ghost, i've missed you and in honor of Steve Irwin's birthday, I would like to formally extend my hand once again, with a glove on it, to you and say, hello, I made this for you.
You are invited to come by tea.
What are you talking about?
First of all, i'm not going to the.
I'm not going there.
All right, i'm not going there.
And secondly, I don't even know if that's the real Amy Daly.
You people are a bunch of scumbags that like to do some troll terrorism.
God damn it.
Anyway listen, I saw a lot of you people before I started the broadcast were you know, flapping your fat cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard in text chat.
Maybe Steve Irwin should have been wearing his ray bands.
Should have been wearing his ray band.
Stingray, watching the hole in Steve's heart.
Oh listen folks, i'm sorry about this horrible, disgusting display of internet People macabre on the broadcast in relation to Steve Irwin's uh, birthday today.
Man, i'm sorry folks, i'm sorry, and let me tell you I knew we were gonna have a bad episode 24.
Uh, because I started seeing you, sorry sacks of fat jelly ass, neckbeard trash in the chat room what I bet.
Steve Irwin was a big fan of Stingy Ray Von all right, Art Harmony.
Enough of that crap, enough enough anyway, you scumbags in text chat.
I saw you, you know scrolling, that I was late today.
Listen, I can be late anytime I want to you.
Sorry sack of crap.
All right, I can be late anytime I want to.
Now i'll tell you why I was late today.
All right, my friend Tyrone, who happens to be black, everybody knows Tyrone.
He came by and i'm telling you this right now, we had a fish fry today on Baller Friday baby, a Baller Friday fish fry.
And you know Tyrow, he knows how to fry that fish baby.
You know what i'm saying.
So that's what I was.
I was like finger licking on.
I was like I was finger licking on that goddamn son of a bitch and uh, fish fry.
Steve Irwin, animal abuser, how the hell did he animal abuse anybody?
What the hell are you talking about?
Animal abuser?
He was an animal appreciator man.
He was an animal appreciator.
So anyway, like I was saying I was having a hell of a good fish fry and some goddamn great fish, baby I cod and catfish, baby god and catfish.
And i'm telling you it was.
It was finger licking, my finger licking.
Good baby, it was excellent and that's why I was a little late.
So i'd rather you know what is this Tyrone sting to miss his ghost.
Shut up with that crap.
Shut up, shut your mouth, Shut your goddamn mouth.
Unkitty Grease.
I don't want to overspend on you again.
Why?
You're almost worth it.
I only have one last question.
When you want to fly, does the engineer grab you by the uni kitty G string and swing you around?
Shut up.
Or do you hang your G-string on a light post?
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Sit there and shut up, you sick G-string.
How many respected biologists have been killed by Stingrays?
None.
Why would you even bring that up, you sick son of a bitch?
All right, Steve Irwin took risks.
All right?
I mean, he took risks.
He wasn't afraid to get up close and personal with nature.
Unlike some of you folks that are out there just probably in the back in a closet somewhere with some cell phone or a goddamn laptop waxing your carrot to cartoon women.
Steve Irwin is going through the tall grass.
He encounters Stingray.
What will he do?
He uses stick poker.
It wasn't very effective.
Steve confused himself.
Stingray uses Sting.
It was super effective.
Critical hit.
Steve Feinstein.
What do you think?
Are you talking like a video game or some crap?
You know what, folks?
I'm going to be honest with you.
I didn't realize that y'all were going to besmirch Steve Irwin's memory like this.
I want you to know I have a very big contingent of people that listen to this broadcast that are in Australia.
All right?
About a big, huge contingent of people that are in Australia.
And I'm telling you right now, you people better stop your crap because you're offending them.
I'm sure you're getting them very pissed off and they don't appreciate it.
All right.
They don't appreciate it.
Dan, the Oracle AU tonight, kills.
Oh, shut up.
What do I?
What?
We want to go on Killstream to see.
Here's some 4'8 fat dude go.
Give me a goddamn break.
Who cares?
All right.
Who cares?
Like I said, I'm sorry to the folks in Australia that have to listen to this type of besmirchment of Steve Irwin.
Let me tell you something.
Steve Irwin still lives.
He lives through his wife.
He lives through his children.
He lives through his zoo.
All right.
And by the way, his wife is banging Russell Crowe, which, you know, I don't know if Steve Irwin gave his life for that, but I don't know.
Yummy.
Let's change the subject from Steve because we know it's time for our favorite part of the show.
It's time to do to do to do duel.
Duel?
What the hell are you talking about?
Are you going to do another got up Yu-Gi-Oh game?
Let me tell you something.
You sons of bitches, I guarantee you that you Yu-Gi-Oh players ain't got nothing on my deck.
You're off any bottom looking for masculine straight guys to breed me must be over six feet and your cock should be I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm not condoning this perversion.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Fuck Aussie's Kiwis number one.
Kiwis?
Kiwis?
Let's not go there, man.
Seriously, let's not.
Yeah, I've got a few Kiwis that listen to me, all right, out there in New Zealand, and I've got some folks in Fiji Island, and I've got some folks from the Isle of Man.
Believe it or not, I'm real big in the Isle of Man.
I've got it.
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, I get all the breakdown.
I'm real big in the Isle of Man, all right?
Anyway, let's continue.
All right, let's go into the markets because I know that's what everybody wants to talk about at this point.
I know that I haven't been over it because these sons of bitches in the troll terrorist cyber verban community, for whatever reason, want to continue to besmirch my show.
And this is why I haven't gained credibility in my 11-year internet broadcasting career.
In my 11-year internet broadcasting career, this is why nobody's taking me serious because these trolls, these trolls are a pimple on my ass that just won't go away.
They just won't go goddamn away, man.
KGB revolves.
I just thoughts of something.
Two super chats in the YouTube chat room for extra cash.
Not a troll.
I genuinely hope you are doing well, Rip Steve Irwin.
Yeah, R.I.P. Steve Irwin.
And by the way, I don't want to use YouTube Super Chat because they take about 50 or 40% of whatever people are donating.
We can't do that.
That ain't something I'm down with.
G-String poster on dead.
Stop Ruining My Baller Friday00:14:59
We can see it.
Yeah, we can see your bright pink uni kitty G-stream.
What?
I don't say anything.
Kitty G. Engineer doesn't say anything.
Excuse me.
But we don't.
I'm sorry.
I'm reading the chat room.
I'm sorry.
I was reading the chat room.
I'm sorry.
These people are now calling me some kind of a disgusting, pathetic, overgrown big-nosed shekel goblin because I'm not using super chat on YouTube.
I don't appreciate it, man.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
You see what you people are making me do, man?
And I'm not wearing a juice string, all right?
Just shut up.
All of you in the chat room, just shut up.
I shouldn't even be paying you idiots any attention.
Just shut up, man.
Now, let me calm my ass down.
Like I said, I am very much appreciated in the financial community, and they've been waiting for me to give my financial insight.
Hey big boy wanted to give a shout out to the engineer for playing that liar liar whore clip from Wednesday Don't don't don't encourage him He used the exact clip I asked for Ten dollars well spent You asked me.
I have to let him know last night.
You asked for it.
Who the hell are you?
Who the hell are you?
You better not have something inside with the engineer, you piece of crap.
I'm uh, ultra.
I'm a wheelchair.
I'm a little wheelchair.
I don't know.
I don't even understand what the hell that's supposed to mean, man.
Listen, I want to get to the markets.
Stop donating, all right?
Everybody in here is trying to accuse me of being some kind of a shekel goblin.
I'm trying to get to my show.
It's you people that have made my show a mockery.
It's you people that have turned my show into whatever the hell this is.
It's you, scumbags.
Jesus Christ, man.
So, what I'd like all you trolls to do is stop your crap.
Stop your crap.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
You monkey spanking, pud-pulling, squirrel-fisting, pecker chaff, fetish-having, jehudi jawboning, Leslie Jones-eating piece of crap.
Star platinum.
What the hell was that?
What the hell was that supposed to mean?
What the hell was that supposed to mean?
I'd buy that for a shot.
Should have died.
No, I'm going to shove it up your ass.
All right, go shut up.
Everybody, just shut up.
Everybody, just shut up.
Everybody, just shut up, man.
All right.
I'm going to start my show, and I'm going to have a show, all right?
It's my Baller Friday.
It belongs to me.
Do you understand me?
Do you scumbags, you internet people, you cyber vermin, do you understand me?
Do you understand me?
I'd buy that.
Saigon war cry.
Go shove it up your ass, all right?
I'm gonna do the markets whether you scumbags like it or not.
And you know what you're gonna do?
You're just gonna sit there and take it.
Sting Ray heart to heart.
Shut up!
Enough of the Steve Irwin jokes!
Shut up!
Shut up, for Christ's sake, man!
Insane energy!
You're not big over here in Australia.
I asked around.
No one's ever heard of you.
You're just some nobody screaming and yelling.
What the hell are you talking about?
You can't even score a job for Christ's sake and you graduated from some two-bit technical school.
Get the hell out of here.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
All right, now let me stop.
Everybody stop.
Everybody stop, stop, stop.
Jesus Christ.
I am straight from the office wearing the Jew string back on Valentine's Day.
Guess where you are who stuck all those dollars.
That's why the higher-ups send the paycheck through the mail.
Keep unique.
What the hell are you talking about, G-Stream poster?
What are you talking about?
Rod Serley.
These trolls are a permanent resident of the Twilight Zone.
They have no imagination.
You can say that again there, Rod Serley.
You can say that again.
Good God, man.
I mean, are you all listening to these sick demented people?
Are you all listening to these people?
I hope all you goddamn internet people find a soul, because you sure as hell don't have one man.
You sure as hell don't have one.
Jesus Christ man, you still.
I'm still full from the fish fry that I had with Tyrone today man, you know, I didn't want to start drinking.
I don't like drinking on a full stomach man, because then I'll start throwing up a little bit in my mouth and I don't like that.
That's an uncomfortable feeling.
But I'm telling you, you sons of bitches that are in this goddamn show, that are doing this to me, you're making me want to hit the bottom.
Baby, is it time to do more cards against humanity with Steve Irwin edition?
Steve Irwin Edition.
What do you think, Chat?
Oh Mike listen, stop with the Steve Irwin jokes, please.
All right, come on man.
All right, I'm full from the fish fry that I had man, some some some good old cod and some some sweet catfish.
All right, stingrayed triple Jew.
Are you calling me that?
You, son of a bitch?
Are you calling me I don't know how many times I've got to tell you sacks of crap.
I am not a Jew for a dollar.
Here's this ghost quote.
I could be receiving Russell's Crowds and I'm big in Australia, I would give up my wife.
You idiots don't even know man.
Central Standard Time, 20 seconds.
I'm big time in Australia.
Sideshow whore.
Dude, if you're going and rip off Alex Jones, at least start your show.
I'm I'm trying to start my show $25, thank you, sideshow whore.
Wait a minute, are you?
Are you trying to say that I'm a sideshow whore?
Are you like throwing a $25 tip at me like I got a G-string greeting torbosh, as in Twilight Sparkle?
You know, a lot of these trolls would love that Twilight Zone, if that's what you meant.
I don't know what you're saying.
Ann Harmon, I'm trying to get sideshow whore.
They fucked me 25 like I was some two-bit sluts 0.7.
The SPTF Like, let's shut up and stop doing my show.
Are you throwing a $25 at me?
Like you're throwing it up my shit funnel like I got a G-string and I'm shitting bananas out of my ass or something.
I did your job.
Is that why?
Sideshow whore.
Go shove it up, your ass.
I don't know if that was besmirchman or what.
Asaya Tedin Metjar.
I don't even know.
I don't even know how to say this, man.
The hambones.
I don't know.
Are you implying that I'm a fat ass and that'd be big everywhere for Christ's sake?
Wait a minute.
Y'all are getting psychological here with these text-to-speeches, all right?
All right, stop being so psychological, man.
It's Baller Friday.
We should be kicking back right now.
We should be chilling.
We should be all woohoo and shit.
Jesus Christ, man.
Did Sideshow Whore really donate $25 like I'm some G-string, you know, slut bag, you know, shaking my tail feather and he's like inserting it in my shit funnel because, you know, I'm.
I don't know whether to thank you or to say F you.
I don't even know what to say, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Anonymous.
I got my tax refund.
Here's a beer on me.
Hey, anonymous.
Whoa, hey, a beer on me.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to have to do it.
I'm sorry, man.
I mean, y'all have heard this.
We're not even 40 minutes into this broadcast, and you're listening to the type of cyberbullying that I'm being subjected to.
And the only way, the only way anyone can continue to do this broadcast and stay safe is to add substance to the whole subject.
You know what I'm saying?
Add some beer.
Let's start with beer, okay?
I really shouldn't be drinking right now.
I'm not even joking, man.
My stomach's full from Tyrone coming over and having a badass fish fry over here, man.
He could fry some fish, baby.
Oh, I'm still full from that.
And I'm afraid that if I start drinking, and you know me, I like guzzling down beers like I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin walking down to the ring for Christ's sake.
I'm afraid that I'm going to get the stomach upset and start throwing up a little bit.
And I don't want to do that.
I don't want to do it.
Welcome back to Cards Against Humanity, everyone.
Jesus Christ.
Black card.
You've seen the stingray.
Not just.
You've seen Steve Irwin's corpse.
What?
Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon underscore underscore underscore white cards in chat.
Stop playing a stupid game on my show.
All right.
Look, it's Baller Friday.
Go watch Killstring.
Shut up, all right?
Everybody just shut up.
All right, don't promote your crap on my show, all right?
I'm doing my show now, all right?
We don't want to go and see a four-foot eight-fat ass going, I mean, I don't want to see it.
Shut up, all right?
Tripwire at the Alamo.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
What the hell is that supposed to mean, you sack of crap?
Now, look, it's a Baller Friday, and I should be celebrating proper, and it's my Baller Friday.
It belongs to me, and I shouldn't be allowing you goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin scumbags to be getting under my skin, man.
Here's this G-string poster again.
What the hell?
Shekels clack as you shake that uni kitty pink Jewish G-string in the faces of aspiring capitalists.
What?
Those black leather high heels rubbing the Jewish matzah balls.
Your asshole picked up a shower.
Shut up with that wrench.
Everybody, just shut up, all right?
Just shut up.
Martin Luther the Sting?
Oh, man.
Look, just stop.
Everybody, just stop, man.
You're ruining my Baller Friday, man.
Stop.
You're ruining my Baller Friday, man.
Just stop.
Everybody, just stop, man.
I got to get some beer for Christ's sake, man.
I'm sorry, folks.
I was going to try to do this damn Baller Friday stone sober, man, but I can't do it, man.
I can't.
I can't do it.
I can't do it, man.
I can't.
All right, give me my goddamn beer.
It's time to get some more beer on this Baller Friday, baby.
You're goddamn right.
This is more beer.
It's my Bowler Friday.
It belongs to me.
All right?
And all of you in the chat room saying, it's our show, ghost.
Yeah, go shove it up your ass.
It's my show.
It's the ghost show.
I am the host, the man they call ghost.
A good whore is a dead whore.
What the hell is that supposed to mean, you sick, demented, freaking internet butt stalker piece of what the hell is that supposed to mean?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
You know what?
I'm not even gonna let it bother me for Christ's sake, man.
I'm gonna go ahead and crack open a beer.
You're goddamn right.
I'm gonna start drinking and celebrate Baller Friday proper, baby.
Celebrating Baller Friday proper like, baby.
And all of you people in the chat room that are saying I'm an alcoholic, I can assure you that yes, I may be consuming copious amounts of alcohol because of you, scumbags.
But even though I am consuming copious amounts of alcohol, I am consuming different variants of alcohol so I can expand my palate.
Because as I've said time and time again, I am a connoisseur.
Do you understand that?
I'm a connoisseur when it comes to my vices.
I'm not like you sons of bitches that are out here just, you know, getting drunk on shoeshiner, you know, and shoe polish and all that crap.
All right, I'm telling you that right now.
I got all kinds of beer.
I got all kinds of beer.
I go to the liquor store and just start picking one beer and then another beer.
I got all kinds of beer.
So for all you sons of bitches that are out here trying to spread that false indictment that I am an alcoholic, I am not an alcoholic, baby.
I'm a connoisseur.
All right.
I'm a connoisseur.
Ghost.
You're four feet eight inches fat ass.
Please advertise your shows.
It's a ball fondling.
Shove it up.
Touch me like my wife doesn't.
In fact, engineer, get over here.
Shut up.
I never said that.
Whoever's donating his ghost quotes.
You're a son of a bitch.
That's all I gotta say.
Ghost 920.
You're a son of a bitch.
And shut up in the chat room.
I'm not a goddamn alcoholic.
You keep saying that.
I'll implement chat room martial law, you son of a bitch.
All right.
I'm self-medicating here.
That's what I'm doing.
I'm self-medicating.
That's what I'm also doing.
I mean, y'all are listening to what I have to put up with every time I do a broadcast, right?
I mean, who else can put up with this kind of crap and let alone do it sober, man?
All right?
Good God.
Give me my goddamn drink.
Oh, man.
I don't know if I should be.
Oh, I don't know if I should be adding that with the fried fish on it.
Shut up, you're get your own mother.
All right.
What piece of trash, what dirty dishrag whore shitted you out of her uterus?
Huh?
I mean, seriously, what dirty dishrag whore shitted you out of her uterus?
Why don't you go find that one?
Then go ask her about that, you son of a bitch.
Christ, I'm sorry, folks.
That was rather harsh.
I'm sorry.
I know some of you were taken back by what I just said.
I'm sorry.
But folks, you're listening to what I have to put up with.
This is supposed to be my Baller Friday.
It belongs to me, episode 24.
And you see the type of what now?
Happy Baller Friday, ghost.
May the memory of Steve Irwin be a blessing.
Hey, cheers, dirty.
God bless the Irwin family and their work with wildlife.
And G-string poster is so slow that if he raced a pregnant woman, he'd finish third.
Oh, wow, man, what is this?
Iav cirrhosis?
I of cirrhosis?
I don't understand what the hell that means.
Listen, I'm just simply stating we're now getting people talking about other stingray.
You've seen Steve Irwin's corpse.
Market Update With Beer00:05:17
Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon Russell Crow's dick.
One point to Morgan Capitalist.
What?
That's horrible, man.
Come on.
These things in life are certain.
Steve's death is underscore, underscore, underscore.
White cards with hashtag C-A-H.
What the hell is that supposed to mean, man?
I'm going to keep drinking, man.
I mean, y'all are hearing this.
This is supposed to be My Bald Friday, man.
Episode 24.
It belongs to me.
And of course, this is where we're going.
This is where we're- Coors Light!
Coors Light is the greatest beer on the planet.
Oh, give me a shot.
Ghost is drinking it right now, baby.
Oh, let me tell you something, man.
I'm sorry.
I don't mean to be talking about any beers here, but Coors Light is Kentucky Fried Chicken Piss.
I'm not talking about that bush of hair blooming above your uni kitty G-string on your ass.
What the hell?
Every screech, another $5 goes into that pubic forest.
Ah, man, here's my final $5.
All right, just shut up.
It's cuddled in the middle of the morning.
All right, just shut it up.
Don't shave it, Ghost.
This is the final G-string post.
Just shut up.
All right.
And by the way, Coors Light tastes disgusting.
All right.
It tastes disgusting.
True story.
I was at a bar one time and they had $1.50 schooners, you know, 22-ounce schooners of Coors Light.
I bought one, couldn't even finish it, man.
Keep drinking, fatty.
I got your fatty, you asshole.
I'm not a freaking hambone.
All right.
I mean, yeah, I am drinking copious amounts of alcohol and it's causing me to have a little bit of a beer gut.
But listen, all I got to do is just kind of train for about a month or two.
And before you know it, I'll look ripped.
And then all the MILFs, all the MILFs will be like, oh, my God, it's Ghost.
They'll be sounding like Ralph retort.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the markets here.
Before I get to the market, let me take a drink of beer.
All right.
All right, let's go ahead and get to the markets here.
Now, I know all of you people in the chat room that are out here saying, I'm born with the markets.
I don't want to hear it.
Well, tough titty, you're going to have to sit through the markets and just take it and eat it.
Eat it!
Eat it!
That's what you're going to have to do, okay?
That's all there is to it.
All right?
And by the way, every time I do the markets, man, I'm shooting pearls to you people.
I'm shooting goddamn pearls to you people.
So anyway, that's all there is to it for Christ's sake, man.
I just want to get to the freaking markets.
Loafer, loafer.
Hey, ghost, can you be my daddy?
I want to feel the disciplinary actions upon my ass with your strong manly hands.
Please, can you stop?
Please beat me up, daddy.
Everybody, just stop for Christ's sake, man.
Come on.
Hoorbone slurp grunts.
What kind of freak?
What kind of sick names are these, man?
What kind of sick ass names are these for Christ's sake, man?
Oh, my God.
And what's going on?
Hey, wait a minute.
Hey, are we okay?
What's going on?
It looks like we're off the air, Angie.
We off the air?
I don't think so.
I think we're.
Can anybody hear me?
Can anybody hear me?
Testes, testies, one, two.
Testies, testies, one, two.
Can anybody hear me?
Testies, testies, one, two, three?
Can we hear it?
All right, I think everybody's all right.
All right, I think we're good.
I think.
You see how I you see that you see?
I belched and I threw almost threw up a little bit in my mouth for Christ's sake, man.
This is what I didn't want to happen.
I didn't want this happening.
I may be slow, but I do know what love is.
And love is ghost's sweaty G-String when he starts to scream at his 12-year-old.
Who is this G-String thing?
It's a bright pink flag in the future.
Who is trying in this country?
Shut them up, man.
Good God.
All right, let's continue for Christ.
Who the hell is G-String?
Seriously, you're a sick bastard.
All right?
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the markets here, folks.
All right.
I mean, I know people are out here.
They're waiting for it.
I'm sorry.
As you can see, these people are trying to take away my Baller Friday, and I don't appreciate it, man.
All right.
I don't appreciate it one goddamn bit.
All right.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the markets here.
All right.
Now, the reason we're seeing positivity in the markets is why?
Because, what is this?
Subscribe to my channel, you disgusting each other.
Shut up.
Nobody wants to subscribe to your stupid channel.
Just sit there and shut your mouth.
All right, sit there and shut your mouth and listen to the markets, and you might learn something.
Crack Open Another Brew00:03:57
All right, you might learn something.
I buy that for a second.
The stings are.
Can y'all see?
Only two things in life are certain.
Steve's death and Stingray Martyr.
One point to move and for president.
Next black card.
What brought the Stingray orgy to a blind?
People are sick, bastards.
White cards in challenge.
I mean, why in the hell should I be continuing on in this broadcast if this is what you're going to do?
Ghost 3 tests.
It's better to stuff donations in your G-String than it is to take your market analysis seriously.
What the hell are you?
What are you talking about, you scumbags?
All this G-String talk, all the Steve Irwin disrespecting.
I mean, come on, man.
Come on.
You have some more freaking beer, man.
All right.
All right.
Everybody just calm down.
We're going to start the markets now.
All right.
This is my Baller Friday.
It belongs to me.
And these trolls will not win.
These trolls will not win.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
G-String stocks up 50%.
Listen, shut up.
Everybody, shut your mouth.
It's my time.
It's the ghost show.
I'm the talent.
Me, ghost.
I'm the talent.
What do you want, professional strings?
When you smoke, don't hold in the hit.
You should empty your lungs, take a drag, and then take in a deep breath and inhale for as long as possible.
What are you talking about?
Your lungs will fully expand and allow more of the THC to enter your body.
That's a goddamn lie.
You're just a pussy whip stoner.
You're a pussy whip smoker, professional stoner.
All right.
When you take in the hit, you got to hold in the hit and let it hit the brain.
I'm sick and tired of all these weed wasters that are out here.
They take a hit and then right off the bat, like instantaneous.
Like they're smoking a cigar or a cigarette or something.
Get that crap out of here.
You got to hold it in, let it hit the brain.
Don't be a punk.
All right?
Don't be a freaking punk.
All right, punk.
Jesus Christ, I gotta belch again, man.
I tell you, that fish, that fried fish, man.
Oh my god.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry, folks.
I didn't mean to belch, man.
I'm serious.
I'm sorry, man.
Let me take another drink of this beer.
Keep drinking, Fatty.
Yeah, shut up, asshole.
All right.
G-Strings won.
How the hell did G-Strings win?
They didn't win anything.
What the hell are you talking about?
What do you mean, G-Strings won?
Where the hell did they win?
They didn't win anything, man.
And you see, I already chugged that damn pint of beer.
So you know what?
You know what time it is?
You know what it is?
You know what it is?
More beer, baby.
All right, let's go ahead and crack open another brew here.
There it is.
You know what it is.
You know what it is.
Here's his ghost quotes again.
I love Miller Light.
The other night I was at the bar, pulled out Templeton and had him give a Miller second harvest fill up to my cup.
Oh, Jesus.
Honestly, it tasted as good as that time I went down on the engineer.
Go shove it up to the bottom of the bag.
Engineer, get over here.
Ghost 9.30 p.m. Central Standard Time, 220 seconds.
I never said that.
And whoever's donating as ghost quotes, you're misquoting me and you're spreading slanderous lies about me.
So sit there and shut your mouth.
Hold it and hit your wife.
Just shut up, all right?
God damn it.
You people are making me sick.
What kind of Baller Friday is this, man?
Go schmuck scrack.
Ghost schmuck crack.
Dow Jones Industrial Analysis00:09:16
I don't understand what the hell that's supposed to mean, man.
Anyway, listen, I'm going to go ahead.
I've already filled up a new beer.
And I want to say cheers to everybody who's listening to me right now on this Baller Friday.
I want to say cheers to you.
I definitely do want to say cheers to the inner circle.
And for all you troll terrorists and cyber vermin that you idiots, you think that you can stop me.
You people think that you can break me.
Look at me right now.
All right.
This is my Baller Friday.
It belongs to me.
And I'm still standing.
I'm still standing.
You understand that?
I'm still standing.
What do you got to say about that?
I'm still standing.
Son of a bitch.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
Steve Irwin was the same in death as he was in life with animals in his.
Can you stop with that joke?
That's a horrible joke.
Just stop.
All right?
Everybody just stop.
Jesus Christ, man.
I can't believe you people would besmirch that poor man's name.
It's bad enough that this man's work, everything Steve Irwin did, has culminated in his wife getting the high hard one from Russell Crowe.
So I wouldn't be too happy if I were Steve Irwin.
And that's why I think that Steve Irwin deserves our respect.
He deserves our respect and our condolences.
All right?
Oh, my God.
Did you hear that?
You see how I'm throwing up a little bit for Christ's sake?
I was afraid of that, man.
I was afraid of that, but god damn it, man.
That's the only way I could do this broadcast is if I, you know, have a few brews.
That's the only way I can do this, man.
Let me go ahead and keep chugging here.
I got freaking production notes.
Freaking right here.
That I handwrite myself.
All right, let's get to the markets and let's get to it right now.
Now the stock market is up.
Why?
Like I said, the Federal Reserve.
The Federal Reserve decided it was not going to raise interest rates.
But just wait until the next dot time.
And when they come around, they're going to raise interest rates again.
And that's what this market is basically solely dependent on at this point in time.
If the Federal Reserve raises interest rates, mark my words, you're going to see a major contraction in the Dow Jones Industrial.
And on top of which, folks, we still keep getting these rosy outcomes of the China-U.S. trade war.
Stingray 1 Irwin 0.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Shut up.
All right.
Buy that for you.
Ulay Tiger.
What is this?
Oh, hey, guys.
It's me, Ulay, otherwise known as Krista McGrath.
I don't even know what the hell that is.
Is that some broad or something?
Am I having Instagram broads coming up here?
You know, trying to promote their Instagrams.
Maybe we should do that.
Maybe we should mecha facing.
I'm kidding anyone when you claim not to be of Jewish faith.
It's not even Lent, and you're inhaling fish like some kind of wide-bellied fisherman.
What are you talking about?
Similar to how you like your beef.
What are you talking about, you son of a bitch?
What exactly are you talking about?
Steve's bloated corpse is what brought the Stingray orgy to a grinding halt.
One point to drive wild.
Man, can't y'all leave Steve Irwin alone, man?
Come over here.
Irwin brought underscore, underscore, underscore to the people of Australia.
White cards in chat with hashtag CO.
What the hell are you all talking about?
And stop donating with this crap, all right?
Stop donating.
And I don't know if that's the real Captain Desi, but you know, whoever that is, thank you for the two.
All right, well, let's get back to you know what we're going to talk about here.
We're going to talk about the markets.
Now, once again, you've got a lot of people feeling funny in the pants in Wall Street because of P to one Irwin Zero Lol You Died.
Why are you doing this, man?
Why are you doing it?
I could only imagine.
I can only imagine Jessica Gillardi 2020.
Who the hell is that broad?
Who the hell is that broad?
Look, I could only imagine that Steve Irwin is looking down right now, especially at you scumbags that are just besmirching his memory, that are besmirching his program, his work, his life.
He's looking down and saying, oh, Croikey, I bet these scumbag troll terrorists wouldn't say that to my face.
You know what I'm saying?
So, anyway, listen.
Let me just continue on with the broadcast.
All right.
Let me go ahead and take another swig of this beer.
These people, these people got, you know, you people are driving me to drink.
That's why I'm consuming copious amounts of alcohol is because of you scumbags, man.
You know this, right?
Oh, God.
I said I wasn't going to drink, man.
I told myself I wasn't going to drink, man.
But I buy that.
You know what I'm saying?
The Dow winning streak stands at nine weeks.
The Dow went up 180.
I'm about to get to that asshole.
Stop doing my show.
He was up 18.
I was going to talk about the Dow.
Man, y'all ruined my show.
Y'all take over my show.
I mean, what do y'all want from me, man?
What do y'all want from me, man?
Jesus Christ, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Two minutes.
We're two minutes into the second hour.
What is this?
Sorry, I'm late, guys.
Did we win yet?
A all just go ahead and give us the point.
Now go shove it up your ass.
I'm still here.
24.
The troll scoreboard.
I'm still here.
What are you talking about?
You didn't win shit.
I'm still here.
I'm still standing.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, man.
Stingray Ghostler, for Christ's sake.
Don't call me Ghostler.
And I don't know, you're besmirching the 9-11 attack or something, for Christ's sake.
Shut up.
Hyrone is a neck.
Shut up.
You freaking racist bastards.
Shut up.
Listen.
Everybody stop right now.
Okay.
I don't even know.
I don't even know if I should get to the markets.
You scumbags have already done the damn markets for Christ's sake, man.
Y'all scumbags already done the goddamn markets for Christ's sake.
Why can't you just let me do a show for Christ's sake?
Stephanie McDonald.
DNC representative, I know that the Democrat brand has been tarnished recently, so we've decided to place our fortunes in independent candidates to push our agenda for globalization and climate change.
Vote Jessica Galarte in 2020.
Whoa, whoa.
Oh, the Democrats are coming out.
Look at that.
I told you folks that I've got Democratic Party operatives listening to this broadcast, and many of these text-to-speeches are actually propaganda to try to seep into your subconscience right now.
You understand that?
They're trying to seep into your subconscience.
So anyway.
Thanks for doing the markets, trolls.
Shut up.
I'm about to do the markets, man.
I'm about to do them, man.
Oh, he's patiently waiting, man.
Great.
Great.
I'm patiently waiting for you to start the goddamn show.
Shut up.
I'm trying to start the show, man.
Oh, God.
I'm freaking belching up a store, man.
Got my freaking production notes here, man.
All right, we're going over the Dow Jones.
What is this?
C. Ray McIrwin?
I can't believe you people would do this on this poor man's birthday, man.
All right?
I can't believe you people can do this.
I can't believe you people.
I can't believe you people.
I can't believe you goddamn people, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
I can't believe it, man.
I'm sitting over here.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let me get to the markets before these people piss me off anymore for Christ's sake, all right?
Dow Jones Industrial is up 181.18 points, a percentage increase of 0.70%, closing out the Dow at 26,031.81 points for the Dow Jones Industrial.
Serious Business With Satan00:12:28
F the Living Dead is better.
F the Living Dead is better.
What are you, Satan?
Is that what you are?
You some kind of satanic Satanist freak?
Is that what you are?
Oh, my God.
Are you one of these people?
Are you one of these guys?
I'm Satan, the God of darkness, and everybody should bow to me!
I am the Dark Lord, and thou shalt bow to me in all of your vices and all of the internal sins that you want to manifest into reality!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Are you talking about, you know, that kind of Satan?
Some kind of satanic freak show like that, Jesus Christ, man.
Is that what y'all want?
Huh, is that what y'all want?
Y'all want you want true satanic radio where you will get the ultimate of the dark side.
I will take each and every one of your souls just by listening to me right now.
MY VOICE IS PENETRATING YOUR SUBCONSCIENCE, AND I WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS TONIGHT WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP!
WAAAHAHAHAHAHA! WAAAHAHAHA!
Anyway, that's enough.
Let me take another.
What is this?
Hi, Satan.
Are traps gay?
Are traps gay?
Hey, Satan, are traps gay?
Traps are certainly gay.
They are certainly gay because you still want to put your wee wee in a poo-poo.
All right, so there you have it.
True Rush Limbaugh Radio.
What the hell does that mean?
Keypaw Fallon for it.
What the hell?
A key pa fallon.
I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
All right, the stings are.
After the earthquake, Steve Irwin brought his punctured heart to the people of Australia, one point to Tiger Uppercut.
Last black card, Steve Irwin's...
Man, can y'all leave Steve Irwin alone at this point in time, man?
Can you all just leave Steve Irwin alone?
It would have been his 57th birthday today, man.
Leave him alone.
Hail Satan.
Fuck God.
Are you kidding me?
Can you believe this, Satan?
I didn't realize that you had this many people following you.
You'd be surprised, ghost.
You'd be surprised who worships me and who wants me to put my fucking pitchfork right in their asses like the traps they wish they were in little pink panties and garter belts.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Anyway, let's continue going here.
I mean, I'm just trying to get through the show.
You've got these people in the chat room and people in the text-to-speech that are out here trying to conjure up Satan.
And I don't understand.
I don't know what's going on here.
me take a sip of this beer here any last word satan before i get on with the markets I want to tell each and every one of you to keep trolling.
Keep doing my dirt.
Keep doing my bidding.
And soon you will be burning with me.
Forever.
Anyway, Amanda hug and kiss.
Yeah, real funny.
Thank you for the $3 dono.
And the Satanic Horror Show.
Yeah, real funny, you ass crap.
Real funny.
Any Bravo?
Is the Earth flat or what, bro?
At what height can we see curvature?
I mean, does Satan really need to answer that?
Hey, Satan, do you have any?
I will tell you this.
All of you who think that NASA is telling you the truth.
Ghost Satan is my boss.
Hey, boss, I got 15 people delivered in hell today.
What should I do with them?
Uh, Grim Reaper, I don't know, man.
What should the Grim Reaper do, Satan?
He should do what he's supposed to do and bring them to me.
Bring them to me.
Hey, I want to tell each and every one of you one thing.
You know that in the logo of NASA, there is the serpent tongue right in front of your face.
Did you all know that NASA in Hebrew, NASA means to deceive?
Whoa, geez.
I bend over for engineer.
Shut up.
All right, everybody, just let's just calm our asses down, all right?
Everybody, just calm our asses down.
You brought Satan, y'all conjured up Satan.
I know that's Satan's voice.
I can't believe you got to interview Donald Trump.
Shut up!
That's not Donald Trump.
Shut up.
Just shut your mouth.
Tyrone!
Ghost, shut the fuck up while we're playing cards against humanity.
Ghost shooting.
We can't hear the black card over the sound of the lard in your windpipe.
Yeah, right now.
I got your lard.
I got your lard.
Also, shout out to Satan.
Bring back true Satanist radio.
Bring back true Satanist radio.
What are you talking about, man?
We just conjured him up because the goddamn people conjured him up.
You conjured him up.
All right?
And now he's answering all of you sick, demented people.
All right?
And now I can see some of these people in the chat room.
They're getting a little scared.
And I don't blame them for getting a little scared for Christ's sake, man.
This is serious business.
All right?
This is serious, goddamn business.
And I think that you people need to take stuff serious.
And listen, if you got a little bit of a fear in your heart, in your heart, you should.
All right, let me have some more beer here.
Should they be scared, Satan?
I mean, I hate to keep bringing you back, man.
Should they be scared?
Hold on, we got Pepe the Frog.
The Earth is pear-shaped.
Shut up, all right?
I'm not a pear-shaped asshole.
All right.
Anyway, any last words, Satan?
You want to say anything to these people or anything?
Yes.
I would like each and every one of you to continue to do the bad deeds that you do.
Continue to be the depraved souls that you are.
Winking face.
Hey, don't tell the engineer to do anything there patiently waiting, you son of a bitch.
9-11's deaths were 2,996.
What?
Bible hero Samson also killed 3,000 people by making a building collapse in a suicide attack.
The 9-11 hijackers may one day be remembered similarly.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Jessica Galarte in 2020 will re-establish full funding to Elon Musk and NATO.
Forget Olon Musk.
Olon Musk is a fraud, and I want to get $6 billion of taxpayer money that we gave him back.
I made Satan my bitch for eternity nearly 2000 years ago.
Be careful ghost tread carefully or you'll suffer the same fate as that little bitch Lucifer Satan.
There's fighting words.
You know, there's some fighting words, Satan.
Do you have anything to say to somebody that's claiming to be Jesus?
Do I have anything to say to thee?
The words Jesus and death and sacrifice, all those words, how they're tentative, cross your lips.
But you don't understand thee.
I have been on the earth since the whole thing began.
And I know all.
I am all.
I am God.
And you can even see it in your own Bible.
It says that the earth belongs to me.
The Earth belongs to me!
That's enough.
All right, it's enough satanic stuff tonight.
All right, that's enough.
It's Friday night.
We should be chilling.
You know, we should be all woohoo and shit, man.
We shouldn't be doing this, man.
Jesus and need to repent father ghosts should be taking confessions later and help you fools cleanse your souls Earth is flat by the way Anyone that believe otherwise is a moron.
Oh, man.
I mean, is that what everybody wants?
Is that what everybody wants?
You want like Father Ghost to come back?
Is that it?
Y'all want father or ghost?
Y'all want...
Is that what you...
I need you both, my bitch, Jesus, and Satan.
Shut the fuck up before I make you live a shit.
What the hell is that?
What the hell was that?
Wait a minute.
Is that God calling out Jesus and Satan?
What the hell is that?
I mean, are you serious?
Y'all want the confessions again?
Molested by Father Ghost?
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
Huh?
Is that what we got to do?
Is that what everybody wants?
Everybody wants a little bit of some confessions maybe later on?
Huh?
Is this it?
Is this the kind of goddamn Bowler Friday we're getting?
Patiently waiting.
I already sent $20.
Where is my liar, liar, whore?
Oh, well, I'm patiently waiting for you both in bed.
What the hell are you talking about, man?
Just sit there and shut up and stop giving the engineer any kind of ideas.
Speak sausage or die, you little punk ass bitch.
Just shut.
I don't even know what the hell you're talking about, all right?
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but it seems to me, the stings are just Jackler!
Steve Irwin's new three-hour action epic pits Steve's wife against the throbbing cock of Russell Crowe.
One point to Dover.
Thank you, chat, for playing cards against humanity.
Come on, edition.
Have a great day.
F in chat for ghosts IQ and the poor stingray.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Well, let's see what happens.
I mean, there's still plenty of time left in this bowler Friday.
Father Ghost Sandusky, go shove it up your ass.
All right.
There's plenty of time in this Bowler Friday.
Even though it's my Bowler Friday, it belongs to me.
The third.
The white sun on this side is Satan.
The black sun on the other side is our creator.
One side of the light hole is a black hole.
The triangle that is the Bible, the Quran, and the Torah symbolizes the three heavens.
You guys know so little.
You gotta calm down with all that, all right?
You better calm down.
Jared Fo Ghost, shut the hell up, all right?
Everybody just shut up.
All right, is that what everybody wants?
Everybody wants a little bit of confessions tonight?
Is that it?
Hallelujah, holy hallelujah, healing, hallelujah, like a high, like a hiding hole, like a hiding hole, like a dirty hole.
Is that what everybody wants?
A little bit of confessions tonight on Bowler Friday.
Needs more reverb out about this.
Is this a little better?
Confessions On Bowler Friday00:08:56
Oh, stop.
All right, we're stop.
Maybe we'll get to it later.
Maybe we won't.
Who the hell knows, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Where are we going, man?
Where are we going with this show, man?
I don't even know where you trolls are taking me, man.
This is supposed to be my Baller Friday.
It belongs to me.
And we're going down a path that I'd even think we're going to go down, man.
I'm not even kidding around.
I'm not.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Hour and 18 minutes I've been broadcasting, man.
It's been back-to-back troll terrorists and cyber vermin, man.
You have sidetracked my show.
I've been wanting to get to the markets for I don't know how long you sons of bitches have been doing the markets for me.
And I just, it's never going to end, isn't it?
It's never going to goddamn end with you, sons of bitches, isn't it, man?
All right.
It's never going to end.
It's never going to end.
I'm telling you, this is my life, man.
I know that you sons of bitches think it's so cute whenever I'm out here saying I used to be somebody, but I used to be somebody, man.
I used to be somebody that people look towards for financial insight, for political and social commentary.
Google me, man.
Google me.
Isle of 12-year-olds.
You're shoving up your ass, all right?
Are you making fun of the fact that my show is big in the Isle of Man?
Huh?
This is quite entertaining.
What's entertaining, man?
Y'all screwed my show up.
Y'all screwed up my show, man.
I mean, this is, I don't even know what the hell to call this show anymore, man.
I don't even know what to call it, man.
You freaking dumb sphincter-fingering, perverted, dog-farting, fetish-loving, enema bag, cleaning, cut cold, connoisseur, shitty, bloody underwear collecting pieces of crap.
FU ghost.
F you ghost, I got your F you.
I got your F you right here, man.
TN Apostle.
What are we getting?
Are we getting religious now?
Huh?
Did we conjure up the religious folk up in here?
Father Ghost, aka Robert Kraft.
Oh, don't be hating on Robert Kraft, the owner of the freaking New England Patriots.
I mean, he was at a spa trying to get a handy from the broad that was massaging him.
I mean, big deal.
I mean, if you can't be a billionaire and tell some broad who's rubbing your upper thigh to say, hey, just go ahead and finish me off.
I'll give you an extra hundred.
Then what the hell is good?
Why the hell become a billionaire then?
I'm just saying, man.
I'm just saying.
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, this is all over the front page news.
Robert Kraft, the owner of the Patriots, he was at a spa.
I mean, what are you going to do at a spa?
All right?
What are you going to do at a spa?
You're going to have somebody sitting there, you know, rubbing things on your body, you know, doing kinds of things.
And then you're like, here, I've got an extra 100, 200.
Why don't you go ahead and finish me off?
You know, all that crap.
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
Come on, man.
Enough of the racist jokes, man.
Enough of this crap.
Good God, man.
Good God.
So here's the text-to-speech lady again, man.
Because ghosts and competent lazy ass want do the markets, ill do them for everyone that is listening throughout the world.
I'M TRYING TO DO THE MARKETS!
Crude was up 11 cents, closing at $50.
$27.
Shut up, man.
I'm trying to do the markets.
Brent crude went unchanged in Friday.
Shut up, man.
Stop doing my show for me.
I'm trying to do it.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer, man.
Need some more goddamn beer just to put up with this crap, man.
I don't even know what the freaking.
I don't know what this show's going.
I don't know what the direction the show's going.
I don't know what's going on here.
I want to be honest with you.
I don't even want to do the broadcast tonight, man.
I shouldn't even be having to put up with this crap on a Baller Friday, man.
It's my Baller Friday, you sorry sacks of milky licking crap.
It's my Baller Friday, and it belongs to me, and you're ruining it.
All of you are ruining it, you scumbags.
My freaking beer, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm gonna fill myself up with piss and fury, man.
I'm not gonna let you people sit here and think that you can cyberbully me all night.
All right, I'm telling you that.
I'm not letting you son of a bitches think that you could cyberbully me all night.
I'm gonna drink some goddamn beer so it can take the pain away, man.
What is this?
Stop defending your billionaire Hebrew overlord, Robert Kraft.
What are you talking about, Hebrew Overlord, man?
Give me a break.
Boomer Friday, this is a fact.
Boomer Friday, huh?
Because I know more than you millennials, huh?
I'm a boomer, huh?
I got better taste in music than you, millennials.
I'm a boomer.
I'm a little bit of a boyfriend on Robert Kraft.
As a whore, he was my best customer.
He frequently made use of a bunch of people.
Go shut up, your ass ghost quotes.
Go shut up.
I'm your tough guy for a billionaire three-way.
You're a lion sack of crap.
Shut up.
Whoever's donating under ghost quotes, you're a jagoff, man.
Seriously.
Fat little bitch ghost, I've got your bitch.
Okay?
I've got your bitch.
I've got your bitch.
You sack of crap.
Now, listen.
I mean, am I a boomer because I have better tastes in music than you?
Let me tell you something.
Before I came up here, before I started doing this broadcast, I got a little bit of inspiration, some energy before the broadcast from Fleetwood Mac.
How y'all ever heard that band?
Huh?
A little boomer band called Fleetwood Mac?
Let me tell you something.
Those people are 70 years old, still on tour.
All right?
All right.
And they're selling music.
They're selling that.
And you want to know why?
I'm not the only one filled with piss and fury.
Jane Walker, second Harvey.
Jane Walker, Blood.
Shut up.
Just shut your stupid stinking smelly holes.
All right.
I'm talking here.
I'm talking.
He turned himself into police today after being indicted of 10 counts of AGGRIVATED sexual assault.
Mueller's investigation is not expected to wrap up next week.
Stop doing the show, you scumbag.
I'm going to get to that.
You're soliciting a hooker with a happy.
I'm going to get to all that.
Shut up, text-to-speech whore.
God damn, you're a digital dishrag, barnyard, spinach-eating whore.
Good God, I'm going to get to that.
I'm going to get to that.
I need a freaking tissue, man.
I need a goddamn tissue, man.
I'm a rip.
I'm McGrippellina Fent.
I don't know what the hell you're talking.
Not so stupid fanatics, man.
Since we're talking about Fleetwood Mac, I want to give you a little bit of 411 on Fleetwood.
You know that Lindsay Buckingham, the love affair of both women in Fleetwood Mac, you know that Lindsey Buckingham isn't a part of the latest tour of Fleetwood Mac.
As a matter of fact, Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham have had a falling out.
And lest we forget that Fleetwood Mac Stevie Nicks is a witch.
You know, she's a witch.
You know that she's an open witch.
I mean, have you seen the album covers of Fleetwood Mac?
There's all kinds of esoteric witchcraft symbolism all over the place.
All right.
But let me tell you something.
When the new tour this year came out for Fleetwood Mac and Lindsey Buckingham didn't, you know, he was rejected by the members, he came out and started bad-mouthing Stevie Nicks on a CBS interview.
This happened about a couple of months ago.
Okay, Lindsey Buckingham comes out.
He's like, Yeah, you know, Stevie Nicks left me.
Okay, I didn't leave Stevie Nick's.
She went her own way.
Okay, she went her own way.
Stingy Nicks.
Shut up with the stingy crap.
And guess what happened to old Lindsey Buckingham in the past couple of months?
He had a heart attack.
Fleetwood Mac is gay.
Witchcraft And Fleetwood Mac00:15:21
Go shove it up your ass.
He had a heart attack, and the guy, his vocal cords are damaged for life.
Huh?
That's what I'm saying.
You got to watch out who you're talking about, especially these people that are delving into freaking magic and black magic and all that crap.
Let me tell you something.
It's a big deal.
I'm not joking.
I mean, take a look.
Take a look at old Fleetwood Mac.
Shut the fuck up.
Go to shut up.
You shut up.
You shut up.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Neo Kondon.
Neoconduct.
Shut up.
Don't talk about my president like that, you sar sack of trash.
All right.
You sit there and shut up.
I'm trying to school you folks on some real music out here.
And you people, what do y'all want to listen to?
Y'all want to listen to post Malone?
Give me a freaking break with that fucking derelict vagrant-looking son of a bitch.
I mean, are you kidding me?
Post Malone?
Huh?
Is that what y'all are listening to right now?
Hey, you don't know real music if it hits you in your ass.
All right.
Stop bad-mouthing our text to Speech Lady and let her do her job.
She's doing a great job.
Shut up, shut up.
They're stealing my show.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
Or do you listen to that illegal immigrant?
What's his name?
21 Savage?
Huh?
21 Savage?
Give me a freaking break.
Anyway, folks, look, I don't even.
I'm so pissed off that you people have ruined my baller Friday.
Humpty Trumpty, you son of a bitch.
Look, I'm so sick of you people right now, man.
I don't even want to do the broadcast right now.
All right.
I don't even want to do the broadcast right now.
And why are people putting names of bands on the chat room?
Like Blue Oyster Cult?
Why are people putting Blue Oyster Cult on the freaking chat room?
Huh?
Do y'all like songs that emphasize Cowbell?
Is that it?
I think we need more Cowbell.
Is that it, y'all?
Y'all are those sons of bitches?
Jesus Christ.
Then quit, we win.
How do y'all figure this?
How do y'all figure that y'all piss me off so much that I stop the show and you win?
How the hell does that work?
I don't understand that.
I win.
I quit the show.
The show's on my terms, you sack of crap.
Jesus Christ, man.
Quit then, you bitch.
Quit then, you bitch.
I've got your bitch.
Do you understand that?
I've got your bitch.
Shut up, whore.
Shut up, son of a bitch!
I dropped your horn!
Ah!
We listened to Little Zan?
Jesus Christ, what a spoiled brat freaking clef palette-having son of a bitch that kid is, man.
Little Zed.
Now, look, I'll give him credit.
I'll give him credit.
Betray or Betrayal or Betrayal or that one song where I forgot what I forgot what it's called.
That was a decent song.
That was a good song and a good rhyme and a good video.
But other than that, I don't like any of his other crap.
All right?
I don't like Lil Zed.
He's just an over-bitten, you know, cleft-pallet, drugged-out-looking son of a bitch.
All right.
I'm going to ram ranch.
I'm going to tram ranch.
I don't even know what the hell you're supposed to.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, man.
Jesus Christ.
I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
All right?
Jesus Christ, Lil Zan.
I mean, look, and people are clowning me in the goddamn chat room that I liked the song Betray.
That's a good damn song, man.
I mean, do y'all hear that rhyming of Lil Zan?
There's some pretty good rhyming there, man.
The beat is awesome.
And the guy who creates the video is, you know, very exquisite edits, exquisite shots, the emphasis on blue.
I'm just saying, you know, y'all wanted to ask, you know, y'all are saying Lil Zan.
I don't like the rest of his music, but that one's all right.
All right.
That one's not too bad.
All right.
Ghost is a mumble rapper.
That's not mumble rap.
I mean, I could understand what Lil Zan is saying.
I mean, you know what mumble rap is?
Mumble rap is me ghosts.
You know, that's what mumble rap is.
If I join the inner circle, will you eat an entire jar of kimchi and then blast my face with horrible rancid farts later?
We can do it at ACI, the gay bathhouse of San Hambonio.
They have wheelchair access and all.
Wait a minute, y'all found a bathhouse in this town?
This town has a bathhouse?
How the hell do y'all know?
How the hell do y'all know about the bathhouse in this freaking town?
I didn't even think this town needed a bathhouse.
The whole goddamn Main Street in San Antonio is a bathhouse.
I'm not even kidding around.
You go down here to Main Street in San Antonio, Texas.
I mean, they're sucking each other's schlongs right in the middle of the street.
I'm not even kidding around.
I can't believe there's even a bathhouse in this damn.
Good God.
And why are you all even looking it up?
This is our show?
Shut up.
This is not your show, you scumbag.
This is my show.
The ghost show.
Me.
I'm the talent.
Little ghostler asshole.
First of all, there's nothing little about me, first of all.
And secondly, don't call me Ghostler.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Migos in future are great.
Are you kidding?
What?
What are you talking about, man?
Are you joking?
You gotta be kidding if you like me, Ghost, man.
Happy Baller Friday, Ghost.
We enjoy trolling you, but we also love Don't Take It Too Personally.
Music a recommendation I recommend as a cosmic journey.
I have a splice for RG tonight, you may big boy winking face.
What are you talking about?
What are you...
Are you trying to, you know, set off some premonition that you're going to have on Radio Graffiti tonight?
How the hell do you even know we're going to have Raider graffiti tonight, man?
How the hell do you even know that, man?
You people have besmirched me all day on this broadcast, man.
This is episode 24.
It's my Bower Friday.
It belongs to me.
Ghosty, let me put a straw up your ass and suck on your yummy liquidy farts.
Oh, I want the horn bits of liquid.
Come on, man.
What kind of sick crap is that?
Oh, my God, man.
What a Baller Friday, man.
What a freaking Baller Friday, man.
What a freaking Baller Friday.
Oh, my God.
Give me my freaking drink.
Oh, my God.
And why are you all posting the address of the bathhouse on the chat room?
What the hell are y'all trying to do?
Y'all are sick bastards, man.
Y'all are sick.
You know that?
Y'all are a bunch of sick puppies, man.
Y'all are freaking sick, man.
I buy that for a while.
Is that the real bathhouse number?
I'm going to call it.
I'm calling the real bathhouse.
I mean, I can't believe that there's a real bathhouse.
The Scatman and Willie Everett Antodeese.
I don't know what the hell you people are talking about here.
But I'm going to call this goddamn bathhouse because I want to know what the hell's going on over there.
Okay.
I mean, you know, inquiring minds want to know, okay?
All right, here we go.
All right, let's go ahead and do that.
You got the number, engineer?
All right, let's go ahead and Waco Siege was fake news.
Shut up, all right?
Everybody just shut up.
You got it in there, engineer?
All right.
Now let's go ahead and give them a call because I'm a little curious about what the hell's going on over here, okay?
All right, let's go ahead and give them a call.
Go ahead and call them, engineer.
See what they got.
Everybody here?
Hi. Hi.
I'm thinking about going there tonight, and I just wanted some information on what I'd need to go over there.
We have a $10 membership, and you have a trend of a locker and changing room.
Lockers are $20, changing rooms are $30, and everything post-tax.
Okay, so like if I wanted to get my own private room, like if I wanted to get my own private room, how much would it be again?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
$43.41.
Now, can I go and wear my leather chaps and my assless chaps over there?
Yeah, you can wear whatever you want.
All right, well, cool.
Thank you very much.
I really appreciate it, and thank you for the info.
All right.
Goodbye.
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
It's real, man.
We got a real bathhouse out here, man.
Midnight appointment for ghost.
Ghost, the no-penis, or go shove it up your ass, man.
All right, go shut up.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Calling this place using my real voice.
That's not my real voice, you idiot.
All right, shut up.
SCP Secure Contain Protect TCR as a front organization for as a clandestine troll control operation run by various intelligence objectives as to secure, contain, and protect various internet anomalies known as trolls.
What the hell are you talking about?
Huh?
What the hell are you talking about?
Son of a bitch.
Ghost knows how to talk to bathhouses.
What do you, how the hell do you talk to a bathhouse?
I've only heard about bathhouses.
That's why I was like, hey, you know, what about assless chaps?
Everything all right?
Yeah, yeah, go right ahead.
Come on and come on down.
All right?
Do you have a smooth ass or a hairy ass?
Well, I got a little bit of a hairy ass.
Oh, well, that's great.
I should have said I got a pimply ass.
I should have said, hey, I got a pimply ass.
You don't mind if I show it off over there?
No, it's okay.
Go ahead and show off your pimply ass.
Are you sure?
Because, you know, once I take my goddamn pants off, it looks like a pepperoni pizza.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, let me go ahead and take another sip of this freaking beer, man.
I can't listen.
Look, the whole reason why I called, I'm sorry it was so low, but, you know, these people have Obama phones now, man.
Buy that for a dollar.
Ghost neighbor equals Ram Ram.
Shut the fuck up, man.
Can you all just shut up, man?
I mean, what an embarrassment show this is, for Christ's sake.
Ghost the bathhouse guru.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm not a bathhouse guru.
All right, shut up.
Shut your mouth.
I thought it would be funny if we called up, and now you sons of bitches are inferring that I'm out here as a regular at the bathhouse.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, I've even got these assholes in the chat room saying that I do that so well, like I've done it before.
What are you talking about, man?
I haven't done anything before, man.
I'm just quick.
You know what I mean?
I'm quick on my feet.
I'm quick on my head, all right?
Son of a bitch.
And by the way, I was curious.
I didn't realize we even had a bathhouse in San Antonio.
I didn't even realize we needed a bathhouse.
All you got to do is go to Main Street, man.
I'm not even joking around.
It is the gay street of San Antonio.
You could find something over there, whether male or twink or trans or trap.
What is it?
On the subject of music, takeoff as the only Migos member with actual talent.
He's great.
What do you think of Kendrick Lamar, Anderson Pack, and a Boogie Wit A Hoodie?
There are some decent folk.
It's crap.
All right.
It's utter crap.
All right.
Bathhouse Yelp equals ghost.
Wait a minute.
That bathhouse has a Yelp?
That bathhouse has a Yelp.
Are y'all.
Bathhouses have Yelp now?
What the hell?
What are you going to say in a Yelp to a bathhouse?
Well, I first went in and I saw that the ground was a little sticky from all the leftover secretions from the previous evening's romp sessions.
And then I went to my locker, and then I noticed that my locker didn't really have a great latch to it, so all my clothes were susceptible to being taken by some homosexual AIDS victim.
I mean, what the hell, man?
What the hell?
Anyway, let me go ahead and take another sip of this beer.
And shut up in the chat room!
I'm not a freaking expert on bathhouses, all right?
Shut up.
God, you idiots jump to conclusions over here, man.
Good God.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
I got these assholes over here in the chat room thinking I got a PhD in bathhouses.
Give me my goddamn more beer for Christ's sake, man.
More goddamn beer.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God.
Look at the chat room, man.
Look at these assholes.
Look at them.
Look at them.
They're laughing.
What is this?
The sex club, aka ghost is a regular here at the Gay Sex Club, particularly on Cripple Friday.
You son of a kid, shut up, you asshole!
Shut up!
He's a real asshole!
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Ghost is anti-real music!
Chief Keith Club Rules00:02:21
What's real music?
What?
Me ghost?
Me ghost?
A hole in a hilla.
Is that what's supposed to be real music?
Huh?
Freaking me ghost?
Jesus Christ, man.
Let me tell you something else.
Let me tell you something else, okay?
If I ever had a nightclub, I would make sure to have a Chief Keith dress code.
Anybody who looks like Chief Keith, don't let him in the goddamn club.
That's as simple as that.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry.
Anyone who looks like Chief Keith or hell, even better yet, young thug, don't let him in.
Don't let him in, for Christ's sake.
Good God.
Ghost is gay nightclub.
Now I'm opening up gay nightclubs now.
Oh, that's great.
You see, this is the direction these trolls are taking it.
Look in the chat room.
Pusher T, real music.
I think I heard Pusher T on one song that was a collab with I think it was with Kanye West, you know?
Mercy?
Lamborghini Mercy.
You know, remember that's a badass song.
I think Pusher T was in that one.
That was pretty good.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
Troll are at least four different categories of trolls identified by our agents.
What?
The director of agents known as Ghost, aka John Conquest, aka Jay Dele, and suspects recently lost his legs in Vietnam.
Shut up your ass!
Man, y'all are trying to turn me into some kind of like, you know, honeypot spook or something?
Is that what y'all are inferring by that?
Huh?
That I'm working for like some secret agency, the CIA, the FBI, or something like that.
You think I'm a honeypot or something?
Oh, shove it up your ass, man.
Man, I have to freaking blow my nose, man.
You people are making me so freaking mucus.
Hamburger Ghosty Gay Club.
Hamburger Ghosty Gay Club.
Jesus Christ, man.
Alcoholic Connoisseur Rants00:15:21
Give me some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, God.
I don't know what to say.
What kind of a Baller Friday is this, man?
This is one bizarre show.
And of course, you know, I've never been able to get to my broadcast, man.
Have y'all seen the comments of other videos?
I mean, people are pissed.
People are pissed off that they can't listen to the financial insight.
They are pissed off.
All right.
They are pissed off that they can't listen to the political and social commentary.
Jesus Christ.
anyway let me go ahead and let me go ahead and take another swig of this beer man oh my god And shut up in the chat room.
I'm not a freaking alcoholic.
Shut up.
Shut up in the chat room.
I'm not an alcoholic.
I'm a connoisseur, you scumbags.
Big difference.
Big goddamn difference, you pickled prick turkey tit heaven seat sniffing, belch breathing pieces of pedophile priest-probe and crap for a dollar rationalization.
The alcoholic explains his excessive drinking in a way that makes it more acceptable.
What?
I'm not an alcoholic because I'm a connoisseur.
What?
You're shut up, bitch!
Shut up!
I'm not an alcoholic!
I'm not an alcoholic!
Shut up!
Shut up!
I'm a connoisseur, asshole!
I'm not an alcoholic!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Oh, God, you're making me belch.
Oh, my God.
I'm not an alcoholic.
Shut up, man.
I'm a connoisseur, man.
I'm a connoisseur.
Everybody knows it, man.
Oh, my God.
You freaking zombie cockhaving cauliflower cooch loving shitty bloody underwear collecting refugee pubic hair inspected piece of trash.
Yes, you're an alcoholic.
I'm not an alcoholic!
Damn it!
Damn it!
I'm not an alcoholic!
Ah, damn it!
I'm not an alcoholic!
Do you understand that, you anal object aficionados?
I am not an alcoholic!
I'm a connoisseur, man.
I'm a connoisseur.
You son of a bitch, and I'm looking at you in the chat room.
Everybody, shut up!
You shut your mouth when you talk to me in the chat room.
You shut your mouth!
Oh, my God.
You people are pissing me off, man.
You people are a bunch of transgendered turd burglars.
That's what you are, man.
You're a bunch of transgendered turd burglars.
What the hell do you want?
Alcoholics call bathhouses.
Alcoholics call back.
Shut the fuck up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Damn it!
Shut up, man!
Liver cancer for ghosts.
Look, this is my fan base.
They want to see me dead.
I mean, good God.
I got a fan base that wants to see me dead.
Good God, man.
Oh, my God.
Signs of denial 2 of 7.
Alcoholic refuses to talk about his drinking or dismisses it as not a real problem.
What the f- Stop calling me a goddamn alcoholic.
Shut up.
Shut up, man!
SHUT UP AND ALCOHOLICS!
Shut up!
Shut up, man!
Alcoholic with poor taste in music.
I've got great taste in music.
Shut up.
Oh, God, you're making me belch, man.
You're making me belch, man.
You're making me belch, man.
Oh my god.
Oh god.
Wait a minute.
I'm reading the chat room.
Hold on just a second.
Shut up.
Bald crippled sex club drunk.
Look, look, shut up.
That's a stupid name.
First of all, shut up.
Are y'all people posting goddamn Yelp reviews on that goddamn bathhouse under my name?
ARE YOU JOKING FOR CHRIST SAKE?!
AH! AH DAMN IT!
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
AH! HA HA! AH!
STOP IT EVERYBODY!
Stop.
Everybody stop.
Everybody stop.
How can you do this to me?
It's my baller, Friday.
It's mine.
Blame the alcoholic blames his drinking on other people situations.
What are you talking about?
You cyber vermin are driving me to drink.
I hope you trolls know that you're the real.
What are you talking about?
They are!
They are driving me to drink!
They are, for Christ's sake!
Ah!
Ah!
They are!
They are!
Ah!
They are!
This isn't a lie, they are!
Having lost his legs in the war, the lower body mass allows ghosts to become shit-faced from only one beer.
Shut up, your ass, man!
I've had like five beers already, for Christ's sake!
Look at this crap!
Look at these beers!
Look at this crap!
Don't give me that garbage!
I'm filled with piss and fury, man!
I'm filled with piss and fury, Jesse James!
They call me Jesse James, and you so-called trolls are starting to piss me off.
I don't blame you unto his show.
I don't blame you, Jesse James.
I don't blame you, man.
Ghost's five-star bathhouse.
Man, you sons of bitches better not be.
You better not be leaving reviews for that bathhouse under my goddamn name.
You fireman, son of a bitch!
Why are you using my name to leave reviews for a bathhouse?
Why?
The alcoholic begins to hide his drinking from others and denies that he is drinking when they ask him about it.
Shut up.
I'm not drinking tonight.
I'm enjoying some high-quality H2O.
You're a goddamn liar, man.
I'm not an alcoholic.
Shut up.
I'm not an alcoholic.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
Ghost.
Guys, when posting reviews on Yelp, remember Ghost's real name is Jason Douglas.
Shut up.
Leave that guy alone, man.
That poor bastard, man.
I gotta go to that guy's bar, man.
I gotta go to that guy's bar and have a beer with that poor son of a bitch.
Shut up.
Everybody, just shut up.
Stop trolling.
All right, everybody, just stop trolling.
Oh, God.
You son of a bitch.
You all are a goddamn bunch of sorry sexist sons of bitches trash, man.
How dare you, man?
How dare you, man?
You goddamn rosebud asshole, having trombone rusty playing, dirty Sanchez-loving Cincinnati bow tie receiving, blue ball blowing, Hillary Clinton bedpan changing.
Take two Nataco smelling pieces of trash!
How dare you!
How dare you, man!
Five stars on Yelp for a bathhouse.
I'm surprised no one has done a lot of one-shot for the Iron Cactus.
Shut up, everybody just shut up.
Shut up, man.
Posted by Thomas Albin at 11:30 p.m.
What?
I had to literally drag my ass in.
What?
Also, people kept mistaking me for a skinhead.
What?
They cut me off eight people.
That better be a troll!
That better be a goddamn troll, you son of a bitch!
That better be a troll!
That better be a goddamn troll!
Because if it's not, I'll end this goddamn broadcast!
You son of a bitch!
If that's not a goddamn troll, I'm ending this goddamn broadcast!
Alcoholic bathhouse patrons, shut up!
It better be a troll!
It better be a troll!
Major troll classes, safe.
Safe class trolls are anomalies that are easily and safe due to the excessive amount of autism and/or obesity.
Oh, shut up!
Containment procedures only require minimal resources.
I can't believe you!
I can't believe you, trolls, man!
What's your favorite international food?
I don't like international food, man.
It's America.
America!
Making comparisons.
The alcoholic may excuse his drinking to himself or others as being a normal pattern or not as excessive as another person's.
Shut up!
I'm a man, and I drink like a man.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Stop calling me an alcoholic!
Shut up!
Shut up!
I'm not an alcoholic!
Shut up!
God!
Son of a bitch!
I'm not an alcoholic!
I'm a connoisseur, man!
And everybody out there knows it!
I'm a connoisseur!
How dare you, sons of bitches, man!
How dare you!
It's my Moller Friday!
It's my Moller Friday!
And it belongs to me!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, my God.
Give me my freaking drink, man.
Oh, my God.
I can't.
I can't believe it, man.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe it.
They're posting.
They're posting Yelp reviews to a bathhouse under my name for Christ's sake, man.
It's not funny.
The alcoholic agrees that he has a problem.
But never.
I need to stop drinking so much because of my acid alcoholic.
Man, I'm talking alcoholic.
Shut up.
Everybody, shut up, man.
I'm not an alcoholic, man.
Ghost, come join me in my bathhouse, you beautiful alcoholic Texan.
Embrace liquor.
Shout outs to the alcohol.
You son of a bitch, you sick son of a bitch.
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! GOD!
Bathhouse happy hour for ghosts!
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
All of them on Friday, man!
Ghost Baby Love Your Show using my EBT to donate to you.
Returning your tax dollars.
That's not the real ghetto capitalist, man.
Just shut up, bitch.
Stop it.
Everybody just shut up.
Everybody just shut up.
Oh, God.
You're making me belch.
Oh, my God.
You're making me freaking belch, man.
Oh, my God.
I don't know if I can continue to do this show.
I liked it, but my wife didn't allow me to wank while around the house in my wheelchair.
What?
I downloaded this video for later use when she goes out with my friend, Mr. Optimism.
That fucking better not be a porn hub review, you scumbag.
I'm not joking.
That better not be a porn hub review.
Listen, all of you stop this crap.
And I'm not an alcoholic!
The out of the dog defends his drinking as a choice.
Who cares if I am shortening my life?
The Democrats won the house, and you people don't care anyway.
Drinking is what I like to do.
I'm not an alcoholic.
Just shut up.
I'm not an alcoholic.
What is this?
I had a five-way with the fine gentleman here six months ago.
My doctor said I caught HIV.
After 45 beers here in one night, I not only get called an alcoholic, but I caught AIDS.
No way!
That better not be troll!
That better be a troll!
God damn it!
THAT BETTER BE A GOD DAMN- THAT BETTER BE A GOD DAMN TROLL!
THAT BETTER BE A GOD DAMN TROLL, YOU CYBERVERMENT PUNKS!
That better be a goddamn troll, you punks!
You goddamn cyber vermin!
Internet people punks!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
What kind of a Bowler Friday is this, man?
Oh!
What kind of a Bowler Friday is this, man?
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
I got to keep blowing my nose.
Y'all are making me secrete mucus!
Yelp Reviews Under My Name00:07:59
Oh my god, this is horrible, man.
I mean, all I'm trying to do is do a decent show, man.
And now, oh, oh, God.
I've got these people doing goddamn bathhouse reviews under my name.
Bathhouse reviews under my name, man.
Happy Bowler Friday, ghost.
I hope it gets better.
Hey, that jack-jack, I hope it gets better too, man.
I hope it does get better, too.
I can't believe you freaking trolls would do this to me, man.
I'm a married man.
I'm a married man, and I'm a respected businessman.
And what the hell is this?
San Antonio Bathhouse Droll Class.
Useful at the San Antonio Bathhouse.
A favorite location of Agent Director is mostly harmless, except that it can change addresses at random.
What the hell are you talking about?
Containment procedures redacted.
Oh, God.
I don't know if I can continue to do this show.
I'm humiliated, man.
D-RADY and talk about Venezuela already?
I want to talk about Venezuela, but I'm having Yelp reviews of a bathhouse put under my name.
One dollar for a towel for ghost.
Shut the fuck up, man.
Seriously, everybody just shut up.
Everybody just shut up.
This is a horrible Bowler Friday, man.
Oh, my God.
Vote C shit.
Just shut up.
Shut up about the shorty awards, man.
This is a horrible man.
This is just horrible.
I can't take this anymore, man.
I'm going to have to cut this show short on a Bower Friday, man.
I should.
Whiny crybaby ghost.
You assholes are putting Yelp reviews in my name under a bathhouse.
Under a bathhouse.
I'm killing the shots now.
Ghost Lady.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
This is not funny.
This is not funny, man.
This is not funny.
You're putting freaking Yelp reviews on bathhouses under my name.
It's not funny.
It's not funny.
It's not goddamn funny, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Our Baller Friday?
Our Ball Friday, you fucking dish of crap.
It's my ball Friday!
It's my baller Friday!
It belongs to me!
It belongs to me!
Shut up!
It's my Ball Friday!
And it belongs to me!
It belongs to me!
You scumbags!
You're lucky you're not in front of my face!
You're lucky!
You stupid, disgusting internet people aren't in front of my face because I wish this was your face!
I wish this was your face!
I wish this was your goddamn!
Thomas Albert refused to clean up after himself and drank 11 beers in a single night.
He also didn't pay for any of his towels or condos.
Oh, ghosts!
When you tried to criticize his behavior, he pulled the wheelchair card on us and called us a hambone.
Shut up, man.
Everybody, just shut up and stop doing goddamn Yelp reviews for bathhouses under my name.
Just stop.
Ghost Room at ACI Bathhouse!
Ghost Room at ACI Bathhouse!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
No!
Ah!
God!
Ah, I gotta stop this show, man.
I gotta stop this show.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I can't take this.
Oh, I can't take it.
They're doing Yelp reviews on bathhouses under my name.
What do you, how do you think I feel?
How do you think I feel, man?
Hail Bath Housler!
Hail, Beth Housler.
God damn it.
Enough!
I've had enough of this stupid dumb troll tax crap!
I've had enough!
I've had enough of this crap, man!
I miss coming here all the time.
Your margaritas were hella lit.
The only downside was there wasn't wheelchair access through the front, so I had to keep being let in round the back by somebody.
I'm not crippled, shut up!
Oh my god, just shut up, man.
Everybody, just shut the fuck up.
I'm sorry for cursing, but everybody just shut up.
Everybody just shut up, man.
I can't believe you turned this Bowler Friday episode 24 into this shit.
I can't believe you, Cyber Vermin, man.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE!
Oh, God.
Man, I'm drinking, man.
I'm drinking like a goddamn fish.
And it's not taking the pain away.
It's not taking the pain away, man.
I mean, what a horrible Bowler Friday, man.
What a horrible bowl of Friday.
Alcohol poisoning for ghosts, you see, man.
You see these people that listen to me, they want me dead.
They want me dead.
Ghostlets go to ACI bathhouse and double dip each other's cheese holes.
Oh, God.
It'll be totally legit.
Shut up, I fart for food.
Shut up.
Shut up, I fart for food.
You're sick.
Oh, my God.
What is this TCR troll file?
Listen, stop insinuating that I'm with some kind of a goddamn agency because I'm not.
Trollghost is a 800 kg sized wheelchair-bound veteran of the new Morse containment procedures.
Redacted is the easiest way to tell ghost what to from that.
A loading dog is required for wheelchair access.
What is this?
Beer?
Ghost stop drinking me, you old alcoholic.
Like, seriously, you have no friends, and every beer you check down would slowly kill you.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
That's not true.
I've got a lot of friends.
The inner circle.
The inner circle.
They're my friends.
They're my family.
So shut up.
Shut up.
And I also happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, man.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Hispanics.
What is this?
Texas Bathhouse Martyrs00:03:15
Bathhouse at the Alamo?
Go shove it up your ass, man.
Go shove it up your ass.
Feels gay, man.
Feels gay, man.
SHUT UP!
Why don't you stop ruining my Ballard Friday, please?
Stop ruining my Baller Friday, please.
Just please, all of you please, man.
All of you, please.
All of you, please, man.
Oh, my God.
What a freaking night, man.
What a horrible night.
What a horrible night, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Feels bath, man.
SEALS BATH MAN!
FUCK!
WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALOON?
HE'S GOING BACK!
WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALOON?
Texas Bath Pulse Martyrs, shut up.
Captain Dusty!
I know, Captain Dusty!
Shut up!
It's not the butter!
Shut up!
Villain Slaya garbage buffet.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
The yellow bathhouse attacks.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
Shut up!
Yellow Bathhouse Attacks00:14:47
Oh my god, I didn't drink beer!
Ah!
Oh, man.
I'm done with the beer.
I got all these freaking beers all over the place.
Why don't you just shut up and die, you crippled gay, autistic crybaby?
News Flash, the IC doesn't give a shit about you.
Shut up, man!
The inner circle, they're my friends.
They're my family!
Hey, ghost, don't let these trolls get to you.
Maybe having some hooch would help.
I have some Odell 90-shilling ale, and similar to you, I'm also a connoisseur and not an alcoholic.
I know, Holden.
Wishing you all the best.
Cheers.
Thank you, Holden Caplis.
I appreciate it, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghost, you can voice Wheezy the Penguin in Toy Story 4.
Shut up, man.
This is not funny.
What do you want, beer?
How does it feel?
Asterisk sip ye.
It feels miserable.
Asterisk sip look, drink me more.
Asterisk sip ye it feels better.
Asterisk sip Sam on I'm killing your liver.
Asterisk sip.
I know you want me to get sipy feels alcoholic, man.
On that note, I want some more beer on that note, you son of a bitch.
The Vietnam bathhouse in San Antonio, Texas gives a 50% discount to our currently performing renovations for our larger trans evil boating dock with a crane and a new warehouse is being constructed.
Please shut up man Any shut up.
Remember the Bathamo?
Remember the Bathamo, you the inner bathhouse, sir.
Dear Beth!
Ah, Like
a whale.
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up all of you in a goddamn chat room!
All of you attack the speech.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Let's go into a splice shop, you fucking splice, man.
Stolen bathhouse Friday.
Stolen bath.
Oh my god, I can't believe you, people.
I can't believe you, people, man.
I need some more beer, man.
I need some more goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
Dear trolls in the chat, I know that I'm a troll too, but this is too much for me.
I know.
Wipe out 213.
They don't have a soul.
Beer, I drink me.
Shut shut up.
Just shut up.
Shut up.
Stop donating it.
They know how to make a crippled vet feel welcome.
Plenty of hot hipster fruits.
What?
They greeted my tarred friend with a bareback gangbang.
What?
The only drawback is they will 86 you out if you get wasted and start watching probably.
No, that better not be a real reveal for the bathhouse.
That better not, bitch.
That better not be.
I'm falling.
I'm tired.
Just stop it.
Time for the weed and radio graffiti.
You'll be lucky.
You'll be lucky if you get goddamn radio graffiti trolls.
You'll be lucky.
I can't believe you've done this to me on a baller Friday.
I can't.
I can't believe you sick, demented internet people.
You're sick to mention internet people.
Oh, God.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, the capitalist bathhouse.
Shut up, asshole.
Just shut up.
Just shut up.
I need some more beer.
For Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer, man.
I need some more beer.
My beer.
For Christ's sake, man.
I ain't some more beer.
I ate some more beer, man.
Beer, cheer up, alcohol.
Shut up.
I'm not an alcoholic.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm not an agent, so shut up.
Give me my beer, man.
Give me my goddamn beer.
Give me my beer and shut up in the chat room.
You're not winning.
Shit.
Shut up in the chat room.
You're not winning not that.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
Oh, just shut up.
Every one of you.
All of you.
All of you.
Just shut up.
I can't believe that this is the freaking Baller Friday, man.
I can't believe that this is it, man.
I can't believe it.
Attention, whore ghost.
Fuck you, man.
You people.
It's you, trolls.
It's you, Damn, Cyberverger.
Oh, God! Oh! Oh! Oh, my God, you son of a bitch!
This is.
Give me my beer, man.
Take your right beer.
My god!
Oh, my God.
And look, man, they're doing more reviews on Google Review about the bathhouse in my name.
Why?
Why, man?
Oh, God.
Liar liar, you're a whore and you know it.
Shut up, man.
Don't you can't don't shut up, man.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
I got a blow white note.
I gotta blow my nose.
I gotta stop this, man.
I gotta stop, man.
I don't even know how long I can take any more of this, man.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe you people have done this to me, man.
Welcome to the Yellow Bat House of Texas.
Shut up.
Ghost and the engineer would be happy to service you.
But first, first needs to butt fuck his wife.
He'll be right back.
I can't believe you people.
I'm not even joking around.
I can't believe you're not.
I can't believe you people.
Leaving reviews of bathhouses in my name.
God damn you.
I'm looking at Google reviews right now.
They're doing goddamn bathhouses reviews in my name.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
I can't take this anymore!
I can't take it.
I can't take it anymore, man.
All I'm trying to do is do a decent show, man.
That's all I'm trying to do.
And all I'm getting is a bunch of people that are just trying to make my life a living hell.
They're trying to make my life a living hell, man.
Oh my god, man.
I can't believe you people, man.
I can't believe you, man.
That's why nobody wants to be interviewed by my show, man.
Nobody wants to come on my show because of you.
Because of you.
Because of all you trolls, man.
Oh, my God.
Break out the butt.
I don't even know if I should, man.
I don't even know if I should continue this show, man.
I know, man.
Hey, man, maybe you should take a break.
And when you're done with your break, you can do confessions.
That seems like a good idea.
Oh, man.
I don't know, Anonymous.
Are you kidding me?
Look at what they turned this Baller Friday into, man.
Look at what they turned this Baller Friday into, man.
Oh, God.
Ghost take it too long.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
I can't believe that you're ruined my Baller Friday, man.
Then go to the bathhouse, bitch.
Fucking fuck you, man.
Fuck you, man.
I'll kill her!
I'll kill her!
All of you, just shut up.
I can't take anymore, Squirrel, man.
I can't take it.
I can't take this anymore.
I can't.
I can't take it, man.
I gotta.
Not even the beer.
Not even the beer is taking the freaking pain away, man.
Not even the fear.
All right.
All right, everybody just calm down.
What's happened to my voice?
What happened to my voice?
What the hell?
Whoa!
What happened to my voice?
No!
Seriously trolls, stop trolling, or we will find and rape your family members while they're asleep.
Shut up!
We will then proceed to shoot them in their stupid face.
Then we'll blame it all on you, stupid guys, and your stupid days will be numbered.
So stop it, folks.
Threaten Trolls With Violence00:15:59
Ghost, take the cactus out of your ass.
You should feel better.
Shut up, asshole!
Shut up!
Shut up, man!
Oh, I think I got my voice on a- Okay All right.
All right.
I think I got my voice back.
I think I got my voice back.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm sorry.
Let me get a little beer down the gully.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry.
Ghost sounds like he's having fun at the bathhouse.
Shut up, you asshole.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Sonic likes the screwdriver.
Shut up, man.
Everybody, just shut up, man.
Everybody just shut up, man.
Ghost is ACTC different.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Wheeze, wheeze, wheeze.
Wah, wah, wah.
Cry more, you little bitch.
Shut up!
Shut up!
I'm tired of you people, man!
Oh, God.
Everybody, everybody, just in the chat room, man.
Shut up!
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, my God.
Let me try to get my voice back, folks.
Hold on.
Let me try to get my voice back, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God, Mickey.
The area's only gay bathhouse.
We need a new glory ill services.
Jason Berstler, Delean.
Shut up.
While he abodes and wheelchair bound, he gives great heads.
Ghost for services, stall three frantic shrieking you found him.
Just shut up, man.
Everybody, just shut up.
I just can't.
I can't take anymore, man.
I don't know what to do anymore, man.
I just don't know, man.
Oh, God.
What kind of Baller Friday is this, man?
It's my Baller Friday.
It belongs to me.
Oh, God.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
All right.
I've got to.
I'm sorry, man.
I've got I've got to break out the devil's lettuce, man.
I'm sorry, folks.
I can't take it anymore, man.
I can't take it anymore, man.
I can't.
I can't take it anymore, man.
I got to tell you how to do it, man.
I'm sorry, man.
I got to do it.
I'm sorry.
Everybody in the chat room.
I'm sorry, man.
You know, I'm sorry.
I got to do it.
Break out this.
This is the last of the dick cheese strain that I've been smoking, man.
Let me take it out of this loud lock bag, man.
Let me just, I can't take it.
I've been drinking beer, man.
It's just not taking the freaking pain away, man.
I've been drinking beer.
It's just not just not doing it, man.
It's not doing it.
I just want the pain to go away, man.
These goddamn troll terrorists and cyber burden, man.
Ghost is Brian Johnson.
Shut up, man.
Just leave me alone.
I'm going to get another beer.
More beer.
More beer.
Oh, God.
Oh, give me some more beer, man.
Oh, God.
Oh.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I can't believe.
I can't believe this, man.
I can't believe this Baller Friday, man.
Episode 24 has been doing this, man.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe you people have done this to me, man.
I can't believe you people, man.
I can't, man.
This is my Baller Friday.
And it belongs to me.
It belongs to me.
Oh, my God.
It's my Baller Friday, man.
It belongs to me.
Oh, God. Oh. All right. All right. All right.
I'm going to break out the devil's lettuce, man.
I don't have any other choice.
I'm going to break out the devil's lettuce.
I'm going to break out the wacky tobacco, the grass, the weed, the tetrahydrocannabanol.
Whatever the hell you want to call it, man.
I got to do it.
I've got to do it, man.
I got no other choice.
I got to do it, man.
Oh, my God.
Where's the ashtray so I can clean this bowl, man?
Where's the ass?
Here it is.
Here it is.
Let's get this bowl clean, folks.
I'm sorry.
I didn't intend to consume tetrahydrocannabinol during the broadcast, man.
But, I mean, y'all are listening to this, man.
These trolls.
God damn it, man.
These goddamn trolls are posting freaking Google and Yelp reviews on bathhouses under my name.
oh god oh god oh god let me break this butt open man so we can just we can just have some of this I need it, man.
I just want the pain to go away, man.
I just want it all to go away.
I want these trolls to go away.
I want everything to go away, man.
I just wanted to have a decent Bowler Friday, man.
Oh, God.
I just wanted to have a decent bowler Friday, man.
It's all I wanted.
That's all I wanted.
That's all I wanted, man.
I just wanted a goddamn Bowler Friday.
And I want to do my show.
I know there's a bunch of people out there that have been wanting to hear my show, man.
They've been wanting to hear the financial insights and the political and social commentary, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
All right.
I'm loading this goddamn bowl up, man.
I'm loading this bowl up, man.
I'm just going to, I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to smoke this goddamn bowl.
And I hope that it just takes the fucking pain away.
I hope it takes the fucking pain away.
I want to just take the pain away, man.
I want to take this hit, man, and hopefully it does something, man.
Hopefully it does me some justice, man.
All right, all right, all right, here I go.
The first.
It's the first hit, man.
It's the first hit of some devil's lettuce.
Some wacky tobacco, man.
And Bic, get your lighter game straight, man.
Here we go.
I'm just...
WHAT DO YOU WANT JACKLER?!
Oh, my goodness.
I cannot believe that review you've posted on Yelp for the Iron Cactus.
Shut the fuck up, Jackler.
All right.
I'm not in the mood.
I'm not in the mood for this crap.
I'm not in the mood for being trolled.
I'm not in the mood for none of this, man.
I'm not in the mood for any of this crap, man.
Let me smoke this.
Everybody, just shut up.
I'm self-medicating right now.
Everybody, just shut up.
Everybody, just shut up, man.
Jesus Christ, a stupid Bic lighter, man.
Here we go.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Why do you sound like you just heard your husband was killed in the war?
I know Mr. Optimism is a loving husband to you, but he's in a better place now.
Touching you with Mrs. Goat.
You gotta let the tetrahydro connect on Miss.
You gotta let it hit the brain, man.
You gotta let it hit the brain.
Oh, yeah.
There we go.
You see it?
I can feel it.
I can feel it.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Trump uses bick.
Trump doesn't use brick, bick.
Crack.
It isn't crack.
Shut up.
I don't smoke crack.
Crack is whack.
Crack is whack.
I don't smoke crack.
I don't ever smoke crack.
I've never even done yay-yo, man.
I've never even tried EAO.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I feel better.
I already feel good.
Oh, yeah.
I feel all right.
I feel good.
That first hit.
That first hit of the grass, the devil's lettuce, the wacky tobacco reefer.
It feels good.
It feels good.
It feels great.
It feels wonderful.
Oh, my God.
All right, let me continue.
I need one more hit.
All right.
I felt it a little bit, but I want to feel it more.
I want to feel it more, man.
I want it to take the pain away.
That's what I want.
Take the fucking pain away.
Take the pain away.
That's it.
You gotta hold it in and let it hit the brake.
I buy it.
Trump, small bit.
Shove it up your ass, man.
You gotta let it.
You gotta let the hit the brake.
Get the goddamn brain.
Ah.
Ah.
That's, that feels great.
Now I feel better.
Now I feel better.
You know, then I feel better now.
You see, I should, I've got a little bit of some beer, some piss and fury running through the veins right now.
And then I add the tetrahydrocannabinol.
Oh, man.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
That's what I'm talking about.
I feel good now.
You see, you asshole trolls.
You thought you can defeat me.
Y'all ain't defeating me.
Y'all ain't defeating me.
I feel good now.
I feel great.
I feel wonderful.
I feel good.
I feel great.
I feel wonderful.
Oh, man.
I feel some of that fish fry coming up.
I'll tell you that, man.
Don't ever eat a bunch of fried fish and then start chugging beers.
It's not good, man.
All right, it's not good.
Oh, God.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Trump sells Bic on eBay.
Shut the fuck.
Shut up, man.
All right, stop trying to harsh my mellow.
You're harshing my mellow.
Also, does that whack smack taste as good as the bathhouse you went to?
Shut up, Jackler.
First of all, I never went to a bathhouse.
Secondly, you sons of bitches, man.
I really do not appreciate that you people are writing reviews under Google Reviews and Yelp over bathhouses in my name.
I believe Alex Jones can do a show and his fans actually like him.
Bargain, Ben Alex Jones, you asshole.
Bargain, Ben.
I got your bargain, Ben, Alex Jones.
Shut up.
I'm not letting you people harsh my mellow, man.
I'm not even letting you people harsh my mellow.
I'm a shut up, all right?
Hey, ghost.
Glad you're feeling good.
Radio graffiti?
You know what?
Who knows?
Maybe there will be a radio graffiti.
I don't know yet.
I don't know yet, but I mean, you all heard this episode 24, this Baller Friday.
I mean, good God, man.
I have reviews written for bathhouses in my name because these trolls wrote them.
I mean, come on.
Come on.
How do you think I feel?
How am I supposed to feel?
So stop harshing my mellow, man.
This is not a baller bathhouse Friday, okay?
This is not going to be a Ballard Baller Bathhouse Friday, okay?
So shut up.
One more hit.
All right, one more hit.
All right, one more hit.
That's it.
You got to let it hold it and hit the brain again.
Oh, I can feel it now, man.
I can feel the nerves just kind of go just, oh, my God.
No, I just don't do it.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I'd be wonderful.
Fuck your gay feelings.
I don't have gay feelings.
Shut up.
Shut up, asshole.
I don't have gay feelings.
All right.
So shut up.
All right.
You son of a bitch.
Good God, man.
I'm sure some of you've got some gay feelings out here.
You sons of bitches keep asking me if traps are gay.
Now, look, if you're going after a man who is posing as a man but looks over-feminine like a woman and you're willing to just turn off the lights, a hole's a hole, and do sexual intercourse, then yes, you are gay, okay?
Jesus Christ, man.
Hey, gosh, this trap or trap's gay.
Press J for Jackler quick.
Shut up, you freaking idiot.
LGBTQ Identity Debate00:14:12
Just shut your stupid mouth.
All right, just shut up.
Jesus Christ.
And look, I want to be honest with you.
I don't care who's gay, okay?
All right.
What I care about is whether or not you're making your own living.
And if you're making your own living, you're paying for your own shit, you're not collecting off the government dole, you can do whatever the hell you want so long as you're not infringing upon the freedoms of others.
But what's unfortunate right now, folks, is the LGBTQ institution.
You know, these nonprofit organizations that create the LGBTQ institutionalism, they are now trying to use state power to basically subvert other people's freedoms now that they have the freedoms that they've been advocating for for years.
And that's why I keep telling the LGBTQ, why are you protesting in America?
America is the most freest country in which you can go out openly and freely.
All right, there is no qualms anymore.
You can have oral compilation between two men across the street from an elementary school.
And not only is it socially accepted, but it's protected by the First Amendment of the goddamn Constitution now.
So why are gays or LGBTQ folks, why are they protesting in America when they are at the most open?
They are a protected class at this point in time.
Why aren't they protesting the other countries?
Because most LGBTQ folks are on the left of the political persuasion, right?
They're on the left.
You know, they're liberals, they're Democrats.
And now, for whatever reason, the liberals and the Democrats are now globalists.
They want open borders.
They want to be able to just kind of, you know, be citizens of the globe.
Well, if you take a look at the majority of the populations of the globe's LGBTQ, a la Muslim, a la Hindu, a la, you know, these other different variants of billions of groups of people, they're not very favorable to the LGBTQ favoring or the flavor, I should say.
They're not very favorable to LGBTQ folks.
I mean, I've been saying this here.
Why aren't the LGBTQ marching in front of the Japanese embassy in America?
Because the Japanese have upheld a law to sterilize any Japanese citizen who wants to be transgendered.
Sterilized by law in Japan if you want to be transgendered.
In Brazil, you had a gay congressman in Brazil who had to step down and flee the country because he was an openly gay congressman.
And I guess Brazil isn't playing that anymore.
I don't know.
I mean, I didn't realize that Brazil was taking such a hard stance towards that social liberalism that they used to embrace.
I mean, look, I'm not trying to say anything, but don't most of the trannies come from Brazil?
I mean, isn't like Brazil synonymous with being like trannies?
You know, it's like second to like Bangkok, Thailand?
I'm just saying, and anyway, that's besides the point.
The point I'm trying to make, I don't mean to be digressing, is that why aren't the LGBTQ in America protesting in front of the Brazilian consulates or the Brazilian embassies in America for not standing up for the openly gay congressman who had to step down and flee the country because he's openly gay, huh?
Because y'all are a bunch of hypocrites.
All right, that's why.
Okay.
And now, what are we going towards?
I mean, let's be honest.
Okay.
Let's put our cards on the table.
Where is the LGBTQ going towards now that they have everything they want?
They can go and, you know, they have marriage now, they can get married.
They can have oral compilation between two men across the street from an elementary school and be accepted and protected by the First Amendment.
They're now a protected class.
I mean, believe it or not, if somebody who happens to be LGBTQ gets into a fight with you, like let's say you get into a fight with an LGBTQ person and you happen to use a derogatory statement relating towards their LGBTQ persuasion, you could be charged with a federal hate crime on top of any potential assault or mutual assault county-based or parish-based or township-based laws.
So I'm just trying to say, LGBTQ, you've got everything you want.
There's nothing stopping you.
Why are you all still protesting?
What are you protesting for?
What is the end goal at this point?
You have accomplished everything that you want to accomplish.
Well, folks, in my view, if you want my opinion, they're going towards the children for some reason, and I don't understand why.
I don't understand why the LGBTQ folks are trying to go towards children.
Because in my opinion, folks, let's be honest.
What is LGBTQ?
What is it?
I mean, let's stop with this whole, it's an identity stuff.
Let's go to the realist brass tacks.
What are LGBTQ folks?
They're just folks that have a certain way of, excuse my French, fucking.
I mean, can we just be honest about it that this is not an identity?
Like LGBTQ is not an identity, okay?
I mean, if you're, okay, let's just go down this logic for a second.
Let's just say, let's just go with the logic that LGBTQ is an identity.
So that means that your whole identity, who you are as a person, who you are as the definition of your perception, what defines you as a human being is based on how you like to fuck, how you like to have sexual relations.
That's how you're defined.
And that is an identity.
I mean, I think that we need to start taking a step back and understanding that, hey, it's one thing to be of a certain sexual persuasion.
It's another thing to identify an identity just because you like a certain orifice or because you like your prostate massaged with some man-meat.
All right?
I'm just simply stating, I think that human beings should be defined on whether or not they're good people or bad people, honest people, trustworthy people, et cetera.
That's how people are defined.
They're not defined.
I mean, I cannot believe this.
Listen, I am not against anybody's right to screw however the hell they want to.
I don't care.
As long as you're earning your own living and you're not collecting off of the government and you're not infringing on other people's rights, you can daisy chain twink boys until the cows come home and all you want to.
I don't care.
If you're a lesbian, you can dive on as many pink taco muffs as you want to.
I don't care.
All right.
But what I'm saying to everybody is, is to sit here and suggest that because you like it up the fucking ass, so let's just be honest.
I mean, that's what being gay is.
You either like it up the ass or you like giving it to somebody who just has an asshole.
Let's be honest.
Okay, let's just be honest.
Okay.
It doesn't mean that that defines you as a human being.
Okay.
Just because you're a woman who likes to lick on the pearl tongue of another woman, it doesn't define you as a human being.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man, I can't believe we've gone this route.
I mean, I don't care if people are homosexual or lesbian or transgendered.
I've got people in the inner circle that are transgendered.
I've got folks that are in the inner circle that are bisexual, homosexual, etc.
Okay, but I don't look at those folks or nor were they defined by their sexuality.
He would be turning in his grave if he knew that you went to bath houses.
Go shoving up your ass.
Three, four, five.
Go shoving up your ass.
I'm in a zone here.
I'm in a goddamn zone.
13, 14, 15, 15 Yelp reviews.
One.
What?
Two, three, four, five.
What?
Six Pornhub reviews.
No, that's a goddamn lie.
There's no way.
Six.
There's no way.
There's no goddamn lie.
You're an asshole.
Whoever are writing these reviews, man, you're a bunch of pieces of trash.
All right.
You're a bunch of pieces of garbage.
Now, once again, I want to be completely honest.
I don't care what people do.
Okay.
Now, I want to go down this road.
Okay.
If you're going to define yourself based upon sexuality, if you are going to define who you are upon sexuality, then we should respect women who are out there dressed like slut bags that have their ass cheeks hanging out of their shorts or some short dress, have their goddamn cleavage hanging out for everybody to see.
We should be giving them the same type of protection and respect as those that are in the LGBTQ community.
Am I wrong?
I mean, because that's what a woman, let's just be honest, a regular woman, a straight woman, that's how they're defining themselves when they go out and they, you know, they're showing the breasts, they're showing the ass.
What is this?
I don't care.
I don't care as long as you are a capitalist.
You're singing a different tune before your last hiatus regarding anime and pony, you goddamn hypocrite.
Hey, shut up, all right?
Why are you, that's not, that ain't got nothing to do with what we're talking about right here.
So sit there and shut your mouth.
All right.
Sit there and shut your mouth.
I mean, are we supposed to respect a woman who is selling herself?
Because we all know when a woman is showing her cleavage, showing her ass, she's selling her sexuality.
Okay.
And that's what women need to understand when defining themselves on that side.
How are you going to define yourself?
If you're going to show and define yourself based upon your sexuality, then don't think that you're going to get Prince Charming who's going to write you sonnets while having a picnic in front of the sunset of the beach.
And don't think that you're going to have some, you know, a guy that's going to be serenading you from your goddamn bedroom window.
I mean, that's not what happens.
And you see, people need to take both sides of the persuasion and understand that what people need to define themselves on is not, and I repeat, not sexuality.
Not sexuality.
Pre-recorded bathhouse rank.
Go shove it up your ass.
Listen to me.
I'm not joking.
Don't define yourself based upon sexuality.
You need to define yourself based upon who you are as a human being.
Who you are.
I mean, and who defines you?
People who know you, people who come in contact with you, people who can vouch for you.
You know, the people that you've touched in life.
You know, the selfless deeds that you've done that people will always remember you by, etc.
You understand?
I mean, I'm just trying to give you guys the heads up here.
What is this?
Hi, chat, VRV, or fun.
I don't know what the hell that.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
But listen, this is why I'm trying to tell you folks, whether you're LGBTQ or heterosexual, if you're going to define yourself based upon sexuality, then how can you demand respect from people?
How can you demand like honest respect about who you are as a person, whether you're a smart person, whether you're a knowledgeable person, whether you're a trustworthy person, whether you're a loyal person, etc.
That's what defines human beings, folks.
And that's why I just had this little diatribe about the LGBTQ because I don't want, I don't want, you know, people to think that I'm anti-LGBTQ.
I've got folks that are in the inner circle that are transgendered, that are bisexual, that are homosexual, and we all get along just fine because I don't look at them.
I don't look at them as somebody who is, you know, always wanting sexual activity of the homosexual persuasion.
And that's really everybody who wants to put, I'm a lesbian, I'm a homosexual, I'm transgendered, I'm a sexual woman, I'm going on a slut walk.
These are folks that are trying to throw sexuality in the faces of folks and trying to kind of navigate their life.
You can upload ghosts episodes onto a website called YouTube.
It's an actual site.
What?
Oh, that's a troll idea.
Don't give these assholes any idea.
All right.
Don't give these assholes any ideas for Christ's sake.
Ghost, we know you're a skeleton hiding in a closet.
Go shut up.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
I'm a capitalist there.
I could do what I want to do.
Even though I've got Mrs. Ghost, it's me and Mrs. Ghost out here.
I mean, I can do whatever I want to.
Slapping Feminine Gay Ass00:11:18
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I'm not out here, you know, going to hide from people about anything, man.
I'm just telling you all the truth.
I don't want to be defined based upon how I like to put my Peter Popper into what orifice.
I mean, because that's what LGBTQ is, isn't it?
I mean, Either I like it up the ass or I like giving it in the ass.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, that's literally what gay is.
I mean, come on.
Can we just, can we stop?
Can we be adults about this crap?
I just called a bathhouse for Christ's sake.
And what is a bathhouse?
For you folks that don't know what bathhouses are, it is a place for men to congregate.
And you heard, I called up, I think it was like, what, 11 bucks entry fee?
And, you know, what was it, 43 bucks for a room or something like that?
Whatever.
You know, they're going there with the intention of walking around naked or walking.
You heard me.
You heard me.
I said, hey, can I go with my assless chaps?
And oh, yeah, go ahead.
Right.
Come on, baby.
I mean, and this is where folks are congregating for the intent of homosexual relations.
Okay.
Now, is there anything wrong with that?
In my opinion, I think that it's subjective, to be honest.
But so long as they're, you know, in their own club, remember, it's a club.
What I don't like, folks, is this idea that we're going to put this on our children.
And I'm not talking about just homosexuality.
I mean, I grew up in a time where adults were shielding their children from heterosexual type of innuendo or shielding them from any of that ridiculous nonsense.
And now, unfortunately, folks, we've got young people that are so corrupt that they don't know what gender they are anymore.
And you want to know why they don't know what gender they are?
Because they've probably had sexual relations at a young, young age, probably forced upon them by older people, if the truth be told.
And they don't know who they are.
I mean, you know, back in my day, okay, back in my day, when you grew up and you were in high school, when you're around 16 years old, that's when you started kind of, you know, not only noticing women, but getting into any kind of hanky-panky in your beginning of your oat soiling, you know, in that age range, you know, like 16 years old, maybe if you're lucky, 15 years old.
But anything before that, all right, anything before that, I'd be very concerned.
Okay, I'd be very concerned.
This idea that we're supposed to accept young children that are saying they're gay.
How do you know you're gay?
How do you know you're gay if you're under the age of 13?
How do you know you're gay when you're under the age of 10?
How do you know you're gay when you're under the age of even younger than that?
How do you know that?
If my son would tell me that, um, dad, I'm gay and he's 10 years old, you know what the first thing I would ask him?
How do you know that?
Who touched you?
Because the only reason that you know you're gay, and let's just be honest, what is gay?
Gay means that you had either foreign objects or a penis go up your colon pipe.
You appreciated it, you liked it a lot, and now you want to openly admit that you like pennis in your shit funnel.
You understand?
And how do you know that?
How would you know?
How would a 10-year-old know this?
I've seen these memes.
Y'all remember that one meme of that kid from, I don't know, Holland or something that had like a little note in front of him.
It's my son, he's gay and he's seven years old and I'm so proud of him and he came out and all the, how the hell do you know?
This is just getting depraved, man.
This is getting depraved.
Your microphone is muted.
Yeah, right.
You're probably one of these LGBTQ institutionalists that know that I'm right.
We shouldn't be exposing any children to any sexuality.
We should at least shelter them at least to the point where they're like 15 years old from this sexualization society that we've created.
But we can't.
And by the time most kids are 18, 19, have you heard this new crap that kids are doing?
They're asexual.
They're asexual.
They don't like sex anymore.
Yeah, I'm asexual.
I don't really like sex.
I don't really like sex.
They probably don't like sex in my personal view because they've already had all the both sides of homosexual and heterosexual experiences.
And now they're confused.
It's messed up, man.
It's a messed up situation that these young kids are going through.
And I feel for you kids, man.
I'm not even joking.
This is horrible, what you all have been subjected to.
This is completely horrible.
Horrible.
Anyway, I don't even know why I went on that diatribe, but I just wanted to put some logic on the table for you folks that are saying, well, I'm gay or, oh, I'm not gay.
Try to figure out if you're gay or not gay, okay?
Now, what does it mean when you come out and say you're gay?
You're coming out and basically saying that you want to be so open about your gayness that, you know, you're kind of like opening yourself up and, you know, like, you know, kind of showing your wares and hoping any takers will get, you know, give you their schlong or something.
I mean, seriously, I mean, you could be effeminate.
You could be an effeminate man and still be, you know, somebody who accomplishes their job.
Sex is a sin anyway, ghost.
Well, let's not go biblical here.
I'm trying to rationalize on both sides of the persuasion.
I'm just simply telling folks that you need to understand if you're gay and what gay means.
If you're going to be like, I'm openly gay, that means that you are oversexual and you're trying to put it out in the open that, hey, I take it up the ass and anybody that wants to go into the bathroom or anybody that wants to, that's what it means.
I'm not joking.
That's what it means, man.
You know, I'm sorry.
I mean, just take a look at society.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
I said this on a show.
I said this on a show.
What was it?
A while back, right?
I said, you see a woman, right?
You see a woman.
She's got her ass cheeks hanging out of the dress.
She's got the breast hanging out of the goddamn whatever, dress, whatever she's wearing.
If you slap that woman's ass, that's sexual harassment.
You can go to jail for that, right?
You can go to jail for slapping a woman's ass who has half of it hanging out of her dress or her pants or her, you know what I'm saying?
You go to jail for that.
I'm trying to figure out this, and I've been tempted to do this just to do it.
All right.
What if you slap some feminine gay ass, you know, start slapping feminine gay ass and whether or not that's sexual harassment.
And I guarantee you folks, nine and three quarters time out of 10, it ain't going to be sexual harassment because that's why you have these overly flamboyant gay folks that are out there trying to put their sexuality first because they're sex crazed.
And, you know, the overt sexuality, much like a woman who's a slut dressing slutty, et cetera, much like that, they're trying to show their asses and say, hey, you know, you want to go to the bathroom?
You want to go to this?
I mean, they're open to this.
I'm just saying, folks.
I'm just saying.
Let me tell you, I've been observing society here for a good long time, and I know what I'm talking about, okay?
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
And by the way, people are saying that, what is this?
Ghost quotes.
I've been tempted to slap feminine gay ass.
Did I really say that?
Did I say it like, I don't think I said it like that.
I didn't say I've been tempted to say, did I say it like that?
You understand what I'm saying, right?
You all understand what I'm saying.
You know, these little feminine asses, you've seen these freaking, you know, these freaking young fucking twink, you know, freaking, you know, they're leprechaunning their asses around.
Oh, my God.
Hi.
How you doing?
I mean, I just, I'm just, I'm just curious.
I mean, they're doing the same thing as a woman who is like, you know, showing her ass off.
And if you slap a woman's ass, it's, you know, it's, it's sexual harassment.
What if you slap that fucking, you know, feminine gay ass?
Just, I don't know, man.
Is that sexual harassment?
I'm just, I'm just saying, man.
I'm just saying.
Shut up, man.
I'm not gay, you son of a bitch.
I'm just, I'm just questioning.
You understand?
I'm just, you know, I'm just questioning here.
Being gay is really fun.
I don't know, man.
All right, that's enough.
All right, that's enough.
All right, listen.
Everybody shut up, you assholes, all right?
Hey, hey, Yossi, you know what I'm talking about, right?
You know what I'm talking about.
These freaking twinks, these traps, you know, they're leprechaun in their asses.
You've seen them, right?
They're out here leprechaunning their asses around for Christ's sake.
I'm just, I'm just, I'm just posing a question.
I'm just posing a question.
You son of a bitch.
Do you remember when the word gay originally meant happy?
Yeah, well, I do actually very much remember that for Christ's sake.
I do very much remember that.
That's, I don't want to go into the history.
You people are, now you people are, you people are calling me gay.
Now you people are calling me gay.
I posted a review, Yelp, for your, the rant.
Shut up, all right?
You know what I mean?
Just shut up.
All right.
Just shut up.
Good God, man.
Look at everybody.
And now everybody in the chat room thinks I'm gay or something.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, man.
I've done a lot of research into the LGBTQ community.
I buy that for a minute.
Ghost hedonist-like gays.
Just shut up.
Listen, I've done a lot of research into the gay community, and I'm going to tell you why.
The reason is, is because whenever you're in a damn debate with any of these gay folks, the first thing that they come up with is, you don't know what it's like to be gay, okay?
You don't know what it's like to be gay.
And all you've got to say is, wait a minute, what is it like?
Gay Community Douche Habits00:06:44
I mean, you know, you bend over, you take it up the ass.
I mean, what is it?
What is it that I don't understand?
What is it that I don't understand?
That's what gay is.
I'm just saying.
I mean, let's stop.
What do I not understand?
What do I not understand?
Do I, oh, I forgot.
You bottoms.
I don't know if y'all know this in the gay community, the bottoms, they have to douche their assholes.
I don't know if you know this.
I'm just giving everybody a public service announcement for all you folks that think that you're gay and maybe want to do some butt play.
This is absolutely a fact.
You have to douche your asshole.
And then prior to having the anal butt play, once you douche your asshole, you have to make sure and not eat anything.
You pretty much have to barely drink water.
You have to barely, you know, it's just, you know, you have to keep that clean there.
And once you do, in the initial phases of anal sex, post-douching your asshole, in the initial phases, you have to have somebody that's going to be easily with you.
You know, that like ease in the penetration, so to speak.
Because if not, you run the risk of, you know, having fecal particles still, you know, kind of eject backwards.
And, you know, anyway, I'm just, I'm just saying, man.
I'm just, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I'm just trying to give people a freaking public service announcement.
That's all I'm trying to do.
All right.
That's all I'm trying to do, man.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, man.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
The voice of experience.
Yeah, fuck you.
All right.
Listen, I read, listen, you can say whatever you want about me.
I read all kinds of publications, man.
I'm a news junkie.
Okay.
And most of this stuff that I just told you is, you can read about it in like BuzzFeed and Huffington Post.
I'm freaking gagging over here.
I'm telling the truth.
This is being written in like Huffington Post articles and in BuzzFeed.
I'm not even joking, man.
I'm not even kidding.
You know, I read an article.
You would need to shut up, asshole, all right?
Shut your mouth.
I read an article, and this is not, you can look this up, you could probably find it, okay?
I think it was in the Huffington Post about a gay man who wrote that he's gotten intestinal parasites by, for a lack of a better term, tossing salads.
And if you don't know what tossing salads is, just look up Tossing Salad Man and you'll find out.
I don't want to get too explicit, but it does have something to do with an oral fixation of the pooper.
So I'm just saying that this guy who wrote he had institute intestines.
Can we get onto something more interesting already?
What?
Wheelchairbound, weed abusing, bathhouse visiting bonus according to the money.
Shove it up your ass, Jackler.
God damn it.
Just shove it up your ass.
Listen, I'm just telling you what I read on, you can look this up.
I'm not just saying.
All right.
I'm just saying.
All right.
I mean, I read these articles.
You know, I know the gay mentality.
I get it.
These guys are, you know, if you want my opinion, a lot of them are oversexualized.
They can't get enough of it.
You know, they like their prostate massage or they like, they're just, they're just oversexual people.
They're men.
You know, and in this oversexual society, it's very easy for them to find, you know, sexuality, especially with these goddamn hookup apps and all this other stuff.
I'm just, I'm just saying, all right?
I'm just saying, for Christ's sake.
Good God.
Why is everybody now thinking I'm, I'm telling you why I know this stuff.
Look up these articles.
These articles are being written, man.
These articles are being written, man.
Wow, you're really into the gay.
Listen, you have to know your enemy.
All right.
You have to know your enemy.
When you're in the debate with him, you can be like, listen, what am I not supposed to know about gay?
I don't know.
You don't know what it's like to be gay.
What do I not know?
What do I not know that you got to do an enema to do a decent bottoming session so no escrament particles happen to, you know, that you that you got to use like some kind of a lubricant to be able to, you know, have a successful penetration?
That, you know, you should, you know, there are a lot of things.
All right, a lot of things.
I mean, give me a break.
You should be thanking me instead of freaking making fun of me, man.
I'm sure a lot of you are freaking curious about this crap.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer.
Everybody just shut up in the chat room, man.
I'm not even joking.
I see what you people are posting.
You guys are sons of bitches, man.
You guys are sons of bitches.
I'm giving you a public service announcement here, right?
So gays are your enemy.
Listen, the LGBTQ institution, you know, the nonprofits and all these people that are now trying to use their political influence to try to subvert other people's freedoms.
I think that is what people should be focusing on.
When they talk about how gays are encroaching upon our rights, that's how they should focus.
They should focus on the fact that these nonprofits and these political institutions that are focused on LGBTQ, they are using their political influence to try to oppress those that don't agree with what they do.
And they're using state power to infringe upon other people's rights to express themselves.
And that's really the big conundrum when it comes to the LGBTQ question, in my personal opinion, is that they are utilizing these institutions to take away our rights.
And I don't think that's right, man.
I'm just saying, I don't think that's right.
So, I mean, am I against anybody who wants to have a weird, you know, fetish-based sexual relation?
Ted Bundy Comparison00:10:33
I don't care.
I really don't give a crap, man.
I mean, if you're making money and you're a capitalist, man, I don't give a crap what you're doing.
I don't give a crap what you're doing.
You have, you know, two women at the same time, two twink boys at the same time, two muscle heads at the same time, eight trannies at the time.
I don't care.
I really don't care.
But you better not be collecting off the dole, which means you better not be collecting anything off the government.
And you better be earning your own living.
And don't infringe upon other people's rights to do things.
I mean, how hard is that, man?
I mean, seriously, how hard is that?
I mean, that's the American way, isn't it, man?
That's the American way.
That's what I always thought, man.
Freedom, baby.
That's what we should be focusing on.
Right and left wing of the American political system.
We should be focusing on freedom.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, let me take this last hit here.
I'm going to go ahead and drink some more beer, and I might have to take a break here.
Believe it or not, it seems as if all the fried fish is absorbing all the copious amounts of alcohol that I'm guzzling down my hole over here.
And it seems like, you know, it's just, it's just being held in the gut.
It's not even being deposited and flushed out in the kidney so I can go drain the main vein.
You know what I'm saying?
But just seriously.
And they're asking me in the chat room, do I watch the logo channel?
Yes, I do.
And I want to tell you why.
They have syndicated television shows.
Jack Tripper.
Dance for me, you rusty trombone play and salad tossing pimple loving cocksleeve piece of shit.
Shut up.
Shut up, Malachar.
Go shove it up your ass.
Now, listen, Logo has syndicated airings of Jack Tripper, which is Three's company.
Come and knock at our door.
Come and knock at our door.
Take a step at it, it's new.
Take a step at it.
Where the lovable face that sees your face.
Three's company too.
Come and dance on our floor.
Come and dance on our floor.
Take a step at it.
It's new.
Take a step at it.
Anyway, that's enough.
I love Jack Tripper.
I'm sorry.
The guy is the most underrated physical comedian of all time.
All right.
And by the way, Logo Channel also syndicates and heirs Married with Children.
And Married with Children is a good...
Come on, man.
Let's get a whoa Bundy, right?
Whoa, Bundy.
Come on.
Who doesn't like that?
Come on, man.
Come on.
Let's get a Woe Bundy.
Now, look, I stopped watching Married with Children when the kids were living with the Bundys after they were like 40 years old and shit.
I mean, it's just, you know what I mean?
Chat room shout outs.
What is this?
All right, we have Unaverage Dude, Rifle Kick, Tiger.
Hey, shut up.
I'm going to do the channel.
Shout out, Richard.
Mario Sonic Boss A, Jay Boss.
I thought we were having a dialogue.
I thought we were having a dialogue.
Did I say Ted Bundy?
Anyway, Ted Bundy is my favorite serial killer.
Just FYI.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, I don't want to.
Fried fish.
Why do you say, I'm just saying, so goddamn many times.
Jesus Christ, I mean.
I'm just saying that you are just saying that saying the way ghost says what he is saying.
Just shut up and go further into depression by drinking you, John.
Yeah, yeah, real fried fish.
Yeah, real funny, you dumbass.
All right.
True fruit gay ghost.
Good God, man.
Shut up, all right?
Everybody just shut up.
And people are asking why I like Ted Bundy because Bundy was a very weird character, man.
I mean, you have to understand that Ted Bundy was a guy who had everything going for him, man.
This guy was in college.
He was working for politicians.
He was getting his law degree.
He was basically making his way in society.
He was becoming a very prominent member of society.
And because he hated women, he hated women.
Many of his victims, even though he did sexualize some of them, he would just kill them.
I mean, and I don't want to get into the whole story of Ted Bundy because, I mean, let me give you like the real short story about this guy.
They caught him, right?
Or they suspected him eventually for, he was a serial killer.
He killed a lot of women and a lot of women went missing and they connected him with these missing women.
And they allowed Ted Bundy to be his own attorney because he was going to school to be an attorney, etc.
And they allowed him to be his own attorney.
And by doing so, they allowed Ted Bundy to have access to different things like telephones and books and things of that nature in his jail cell.
And believe it or not, during his arrest and during the time he was in jail, he escaped jail.
Okay, Ted Bundy escaped jail.
And what did Ted Bundy do?
Ted Bundy went right to the god.
He went right to a sorority house.
And just as these sorority little girls, these 18, 19-year-old girls were asleep, he just bludgeoned them to death.
And he went on like a freaking killing spree after he broke himself out of jail.
I mean, you would think that, you know, you break yourself out of jail.
You'd want to just continue going down to Mexico and getting the hell out of Dodge.
No, man, Ted Bundy, you know, he's like, no, I'm going to use this as a means of, I'm going to use this as a means of my last, my last hurrah.
And it was very, very, very unbelievable.
Anyway, I think that's fucking, I think they're remaking some kind of a Ted Bundy movie.
And I think Zach Efron, of all people, is going to play Ted Bundy, which I think is a fucking joke.
But if y'all want to watch a movie about Ted Bundy, I would strongly advise watching the movie that stars Mark Harmon.
Mark Harmon plays a pretty good Ted Bundy.
It's a great movie.
You could probably find it online, if you want my opinion.
But anyway, let me go ahead and take a swig of beer.
And the only reason that he's my favorite is because he hated women and he targeted women because every woman in his life betrayed him.
When Ted Bundy was growing up, he thought, or at least the family, made him believe that his mother was his sister.
Can you believe that?
And they raised him up until he was about 15 years old by his grandparents and Ted Bundy understanding that his grandparents were his parents and that his sister, you know, was his mother.
That's hard.
I remember watching a doc about him on Investigation Discovery.
Great channel, by the way.
Hey, those are the kind of documentaries I like to watch, man.
I mean, it's a very creepy situation with Ted Bundy, man.
And, you know, I just think that, you know, it's bizarre, man.
I mean, he could have made something better of himself, but he had just this hatred that obviously stemmed back from his mother.
And, you know, he ended up having a girlfriend later on that kind of fucked him up.
Ted Bundy thought patrol squad, one, two, three in the chat.
Come on, man.
What, what?
Did I just find a new incel god for you freaks or something, man?
Come on, man.
Come on.
give me my freaking drink anyway let me move on here I want to tell I want to have one more drink.
Let me have some more weed here.
And look, we're going to have Raider Graffiti, all right?
But we're going to have it on my time.
All right.
I'm enjoying this conversation.
I'm enjoying this dialogue with you, Milky Liquors.
You know, even though you all think I'm gay now, I can't fucking believe that crap.
I'm just trying to give you guys a public service announcement, and now y'all think that I'm taking it in the pooper.
What is this, Jennifer Baker?
There's more where this came from if you punch a woman, live on air.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
You punch a woman live on.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Jesus Christ.
And shut up.
I'm not fucking gay, man.
Good God.
I mean, don't you understand that they write about this garbage that I'm describing to you now?
And I, you know, I'm a speed reader.
You know, I'm not somebody who like, you know, takes an article and I have to wait like 20 minutes or 10 minutes to read.
I'm a speed reader.
You know what I mean?
And I got a photographic memory.
So I remember things like very easy, you know?
Excuse me.
So that's why I know about these things and I'm just trying to relay these things to you, you know?
Like, okay, let's talk a little, let's talk one more thing about Buck Gays.
All right.
Let me go ahead and take a chug of this beer and put it in the.
Let's talk one more thing about Gays.
Now, let me tell you something.
I could spot a gay from a mile away.
I don't know if you know this, man.
Like, Mrs. Ghost is, like, unbelievable.
Like, she can't believe that I can just like spot a gay from a mile away.
And you know what it is, in my personal opinion?
Those that are like, look, let's just be honest.
Most people that want to identify as gay are bombers.
All right.
I'd buy that for them.
They take it up the bottom.
Is it bad that I left a one-star review on Yelp on some aquariums under your name because their stingrays killed me?
You fucking asshole.
Just shut up.
All right.
Just shut your mouth.
All right.
Now, if you want my opinion, okay?
People who like, you know, are bottoms that kind of take it, you know, that are just, you know, that are taking it up the pooper.
What I've figured, and this is why I have a good gay dar going on.
Explicit Butt Sex Talk00:10:16
It changes a man, you know, like once they take a good stiff, like hard one, you know, the big ass boner, you know, once they take one, it's like they just turn into something else.
So they start leprechaunning their asses.
They start getting a little bit more feminine, a little bit more docile, a little bit more.
And, you know, I can kind of see that in men.
And the reason I'm bringing this up, man, is because I just think that people need to reduce why I'm bringing this up.
I'm sorry.
I don't even know why I'm bringing this up.
I shouldn't even be talking about this, man, because, you know, you people don't care.
I could see you people in the chat room thinking that, you know, they're not like a ghost.
gay I'm just saying you have to research You have to research the people.
You got to research the true power bottom radio.
Shut up.
Oh, yeah, I forgot what I was.
I got what I was getting at.
Okay, listen.
The reason I think that once men that, you know, they take their bottoming, their first bottoming.
Yes.
Yes, what?
Shut up, asshole.
Listen, once they take their first bottoming, something happens to them.
You know what I mean?
And you know that the anus, not necessarily the anus, like the ring, you know, the, you know, the sphincter hole, but like the internal colon is a very sensitive area.
And to prove this, you know, that's why they sell things like suppositories.
Are y'all familiar with suppositories where, you know, I don't know, you can't, you know, swallow, you can't swallow pills or whatever.
You gotta, you gotta like, you know, put this like, you know, kind of like kind of like a half tampon in your ass, and then you gotta kind of squeeze your cheeks and bust it.
And, you know, once it's busted in there, you know, it kind of gets into the the colon, you know, region.
And then once it.
All right.
Ooga booga.
We get it.
All right.
Listen, once it does that, you feel the effects right away.
You know that what is this?
What's your opinion on bisexual women?
I had a bisexual girlfriend once and it had some perks.
A anonymous, I think most women in this day and age, most women are bisexual.
I'm sorry.
I'm just most of them are.
I'm sorry.
I'm just most of them.
Anyway, let me get to my point here.
All right.
Let me get to my point.
All right.
Now, if you look up, there are now suppository like weed contractions.
Can you believe this?
Okay, that's quite enough.
No, look, I'm trying to get to a point here.
Okay.
There are actual THC, tetrahydrocannabinol suppositories that, you know, you put these like, you know, tampon objects in your shit funnel.
You squeeze, it bursts.
And then once like the, I don't know, liquid leakage gets into your colon, your colon absorbs it very fast.
And as a result, you get high instantaneously, okay?
I'm not even joking around.
This is serious.
Look it up.
Look it up.
This is THC Suppositories.
Okay.
Fruit Bowl Friday.
Go shove it up your ass.
This is not.
I'm not joking.
All right.
I'm not joking.
And by the way, people that are asking in the chat room, can you do this with alcohol?
Yes, you can, and you can OD.
So be careful.
That was, believe it or not, that was one of the thousand ways to die.
Do y'all remember that show?
A thousand ways to die.
That was one of them.
Time to do the markets.
Gatecoin is up 69% while Wheelchair Coin doesn't have a leg to stand on down.
Stingray coin took a sharp drop of 10%.
Shove it up your ass.
All right.
Listen, this is not a joke.
Okay.
You can literally get drunk doing the butt chug.
All right.
And if y'all don't remember the butt chug, you can look on it.
I mean, look up Steve-O, Butt Chug, Jackass 2.
You can literally, all that alcohol can be absorbed in your colon.
Your colon absorbs a lot.
Now, what am I getting at with this?
Okay, let me tell you.
Okay.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Let me get it.
Now, when a bottom, okay, which means somebody who takes it, takes it from a top, somebody who gives it, and I'd buy that for a dollar.
Most Republicans are gay.
Shove it up your ass.
Okay.
Let me explain what I'm about to say here.
Okay.
Now, I want you all to know that safe sex is not something well practiced in the gay community.
As a matter of fact, most gays, if you ask them about condoms, they'll go, oh, I'm not even, I'm not joking.
I mean, most gays don't use condoms.
It's notorious, okay?
So what does that mean?
Okay.
So when somebody, you know, they're doing the gay sexual positions, and then when the top poojes in the bottom's ass, that, you know, pooge, that dicks knot, it is absorbed through the colon.
And in my personal opinion, I think that, in my opinion, kind of makes, it's absorbed.
So like it kind of makes like, I don't know, men who take it like up the, up the anus kind of a little bit more like, whoohoo, or something.
I don't know.
I mean, you know, you could tell they're gay.
I'm just saying.
You know, they're leprechaun in their asses.
Anyway, for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm sorry.
And people in the chat room are like, what the hell?
Look at this.
Safe sex is boring as fuck.
This is what I'm talking about.
This is what I'm talking about, man.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, man, you know what I'm talking about.
Bottoms are always leprechaun in their asses around, man.
Come on.
You know it, and I know it.
Come on.
I'm just trying to give you the heads up.
I'm just trying to tell you all the truth.
You know, you think that your mommy and daddy are going to tell you this?
Huh?
You think they're going to tell you?
Just say it, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a chug of this.
All right.
Everybody's asking me in the chat room, what do you mean by leprechaunning?
You've seen a leprechaun, you know, when he skips around and his little ass is just going to, he's just skipping around and little ass is bouncing around.
What is this?
Yeah, I don't understand bisexual women.
I had one not long ago.
Said she doesn't like people going down on her.
Then I said, wait a minute.
If you're bisexual, how can you not like people going down on you?
Then she said she doesn't like it from men.
What the hell?
What sense does that make?
What sense does that make?
She's bisexual, but she doesn't like the cunnalingas from men.
No, but I like it from women because women, they like to pet it.
They like to pet it and make it purr.
And then they like to kiss it and caress it and hold it and touch it and massage it.
Get the f ⁇ .
But God, man, people are just, people are sick, man.
People are goddamn sick.
Good God.
Anyway, look, I'm sorry we went.
We're going in a bad direction here.
I'm sorry.
You know what?
Maybe I'm not sorry.
You know what?
Maybe I'm not sorry.
After what you did to me on episode 24, it's my Bowler Friday.
It belongs to me.
You know what?
Maybe I'm not sorry.
All right.
Maybe I'm not sorry being verbally explicit about explaining butt sex.
Maybe I'm not sorry.
All right.
Maybe this is my public service announcement to the people.
All right.
Maybe this is my public service announcement to the people here.
All right.
Anyway, for Christ's sake, hey, people are people are freaking out.
You know what I'm talking about.
You've seen some of these like very effeminate gays.
They're leprechaun in their asses.
Come on.
They're leprechaun in their asses, man.
Jesus Christ.
Let me go ahead and take another smoke, man.
Jesus Christ.
And shut up.
I'm not.
Bro, you can read this crap on BuzzFeed and Huffington Post and other freak show leftist freaking publications, man.
Oh, God.
It's not a bad direction.
It's important shit.
You're damn right it is.
And whatever you do, practice safe sex, okay?
You don't want to, you know, you don't want to go out like Willie Lumplump.
You've heard the story about Willie Lumplump, right?
I'm just saying.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a...
I just loaded a new bowl, by the way, while I was sitting here talking about butt sex and, you know, anal douching.
And, oh yeah, by the way, before I move on, since you trolls, you know, have made my night a living hell.
And obviously it makes you very uncomfortable talking about this.
What is this?
What is this, Jackler?
Now let's get to the news.
R. Kelly is currently in custody over sex abuse charges.
Trump announces Kelly Knightcraft as UN Ambassador Pick and Cabinet Trio issue Brexit delay warning.
Thanks for doing my job, Jackler, you piece of shit.
All right.
Thank you for doing my job.
R Kelly Custody News00:12:15
Anyway, I was just about to talk about the nuances of anal bleaching.
Are y'all familiar with this?
Anal bleaching?
You can look this up on YouTube.
You can fucking, you can see it happening.
But it's where the taint area of your anal passage, which, you know, it's an ass.
You know, an ass is going to work like an ass.
You know, it's going to be an ass.
So, you know, there's going to be a lot of like, you know, dark surroundings of wherever the, you know, the escrimit comes out of.
So, what gays do and what actually chick porn stars do and what like uh Instagram models do because they wear G-strings and you know, they clap their asses around a lot, they bleach their assholes and uh you know, it kind of like takes away like the shit stains that's that are around the crack, you know, and it just kind of you know, that's something else.
I'm just trying to give you all the...
Oh, my God.
I'm just giving you reality, man.
I'm just giving you reality.
This is it, man.
This is it.
Anal bleaching and all that crap.
I'm losing listeners.
I'm freaking losing listeners now, man.
I'm freaking losing.
Why?
Why?
Because I'm telling the truth about, like, you know, that type of sexual persuasion, man.
Oh, God.
Wait a minute.
We've already been on three hours and 37 minutes.
Good God.
Oh, my God.
Good God.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe I've even been on this long for Christ's sake, man.
I think Mrs. Ghost is probably already asleep for Christ's sake, man.
Oh my God.
I'm losing listeners.
I'm losing listeners.
Surprise!
Butt sex!
Oh my god.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
So sorry.
All right.
I'm sorry.
All right.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my God, man.
Oh, my God.
Surprise butt sex!
Oh my god, that's...
Oh, what a...
What a foot of Friday, man.
I mean, just what a baller Friday, man.
What a baller Friday this has turned out to be, man.
Oh, my God.
I need some more.
I need some more weed, dude.
You know, I need some more weed.
And for you all that are wondering, I'm smoking dick cheese strain, which is a it's a hybrid variant of sativa and indica.
Very, very good, man.
I'm just.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
All right, let's go ahead and smoke this.
Let's smoke it.
Hold on, what is this?
Fake jackal.
What do you want?
I love how your viewers are into hentai and shit, but this is too explicit to them.
Wow.
Unreal.
You know what?
That's a goddamn good point.
No kidding.
No kidding.
You know what?
No, no kidding.
I mean, they're out here.
They're waxing their carrots to goddamn fake cartoon women, but surprise butt sex.
Just because you say surprise butt sex doesn't mean it's not rape.
Meanwhile, in the land of kidnapping, you can use the term surprise adoption.
What the hell are you talking about, Jackler?
You son of a bitch, all right?
Just shut up, all right?
This is my show, man.
It's my Baller Friday.
It belongs to me.
It belongs to me now, all right?
Surprise, butt sex!
Oh, my God.
Oh, this is great.
This is funny, man.
This is fun.
And I'm losing listeners while I'm doing this.
I'm losing listeners.
I'm losing, listen.
Look at all these beers.
Jesus Christ.
They had beers all over the goddamn place for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
All right.
I mean, what am I turning into here, man?
What am I turning into, man?
I'm just.
I'm serious.
I just.
Am I turning into one of you idiots?
Am I turning into.
Am I turning into one of you people?
Buy that for a dollar.
Comb your hair with a shotgun.
I'll comb my hair with a shotgun.
That's great, Jennifer Baker.
Yeah, real funny, all right?
Real funny.
Am I turning into you?
Huh?
Am I turning into you?
Google gobble, Google gobble, one of us.
One of us.
Are you kidding me?
Google Bobble, Google Gobble, one of us.
You're bored?
You're bored.
Well, shut up, your ass if you're bored.
Sit there and shut up.
What am I turning into here, man?
Man, y'all got me drunk, man.
Y'all got me.
You got me drunk.
You got me stoned.
You know?
Jesus Christ, man.
Oh, God, what is this?
The best weapon against cyber terrorists just talk about gay sex.
I mean, seriously, they don't like it.
They don't like it.
Surprise, butt sex.
Oh, God.
What is this?
I think it's time to sit down over there.
Chris Hansen, shut up.
Shut up, man.
I mean, seriously, man, what am I turning into here?
What am I turning into?
I like this jolly ghost.
Jolly go.
I don't like how you're calling me jolly.
Are you trying to insinuate that I've got like a like a Santa belly that jiggled when he laughed like a bowl full of jelly?
Is that what you're trying to insinuate?
I didn't like that crap.
I didn't like that.
I think that's a that's subliminal.
You know, using the word jolly is a subliminal like fat joke.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not a hambone, okay?
Look, I'm drinking a little bit of, you know, alcohol, copious amounts of alcohol.
Obviously, I'm going to have a little bit of a beer gut.
I just, you know, give me a month or two, you know, go training, and then the MILFs will be like, oh, you know what I'm saying?
So, anyway.
All right.
What am I turning into here, man?
I'm not even kidding around.
What am I turning into here?
What is this?
What is this, Jackler?
You should start radio graffiti and shout surprise butt sex at all the collars that ring in lol.
Oh, yeah.
Is that what it's going to be now?
Instead of radio graffiti, it's surprise, butt sex.
Oh, they don't like it, man.
Nobody likes this man, all right?
Subscribe to Pootie Pie, man.
Screw Pootie Pie, man.
I've had enough of Pootie Pie for Christ's sake, man.
Good God.
Is this what we are?
Hey, hold on.
Let me tell the engineer.
Engineer, can you put on like some kind of kind of karaoke music that I can sing to here?
Because I feel like singing.
Surprise, but sex.
I feel like singing here.
You got something for me here?
How about how about something that fits the show?
You got that, engineer?
All right.
Well, he's getting that.
I feel, I'm feeling something here, all right?
I'm feeling something here.
All right?
I'm drunk.
I'm sorry.
I'm drunk.
What is this, Dermot?
Hey, ghost, what does your wife think about the horde of cans you accumulated?
She appreciates my eccentricity, all right?
All right, I'm eccentric.
What the hell happen?
I just got disconnected.
I think, I think we're back.
Are we back on the line here?
Are we back online for Christ's sake?
I mean, good God, it's shut up.
I don't have an Obama PC.
Just shut up.
Just shut up, man.
All right?
I can't believe it for Christ's sake.
A goofy time ghost.
Shut up, asshole, all right?
I'm telling you, I can't believe this for Christ's sake.
Totally not Streamlabs' fault.
Surprise, but shut up, man.
Streamlabs are a bunch of crap, and you can tell them I said that.
They're pieces of censorship trash.
Stream elements, baby.
Always remember that.
If you're a streamer, use stream elements.
That's all I'm saying, all right?
That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying, for Christ's sake.
What's going on, man?
I'm...
What's...
What the hell's happening?
What the hell is happening for Christ's sake?
I mean, can y'all hear me?
And anybody can people hear me?
All right.
People hear me for Christ's sake.
All right.
Testies, testies, one, two.
Testies, testes, one, two, three.
Oh, my God.
All right, y'all can hear me?
Everybody, all right, we're.
All right.
I don't know why.
I don't know what happened, man.
I don't know what's going on, man.
All right.
I guess, I guess, all the surprise, but sex.
I don't know.
Windows 95 fucked you over.
Shut up, you asshole.
All right.
Just sit there and shut up.
Shut up.
And let me tell you something.
You want to know why I was talking about all that verbally explicit stuff?
Because I'm at your level now, you freaking cyber vermin.
Do you understand that?
I'm at your level for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm looking at the engineer.
Engineer, you got it?
We Are All Trolls Now00:04:39
You got it?
You got something going for us here?
All right.
I wonder what the hell the engineer is going to play because I feel like singing, baby.
I'm in one of those drunk moods where you just want to sing, you know?
You just want to let your voice be heard.
I should have said today, you know, because it's my Baller Friday.
It belongs to me.
Do you understand that, you cyber vermin?
This was going to be a night to remember.
All right, we got it, engineer.
Are we good here?
Yes!
Jesus Christ.
All right, go ahead and play it, engineer.
And this is a karaoke version of whatever the hell's being played here.
So go ahead and play it, man.
Go ahead and play it.
What is this?
Oh, we're all stars now in the ghost show.
We're all stars now in the ghost show.
Or you know what?
It should you know what it should be?
It should be this.
It should be this.
We're all trolls now in the ghost show.
We're all trolls now in the ghost show.
It's like everybody's a troll in the ghost show.
It's a troll.
It's a troll show.
It's lots of pretty, pretty trolls.
The ones that fuck your life.
The ones that put your names on bathhouses.
Review and they fuck your mind.
We're all trolls now in the ghost show.
We're all trolls now.
In the ghost show.
Surprise butt sex.
SURPRISE BUDD SIX!
Oh my god Gamers kicking the ass a bucket feminist.
Yeah.
Gamergate.
It gave them something to take a piss.
Look at them now.
They think they're feminist dykes.
Look at these dykes.
Who was really right?
Yeah.
It's lots of pretty, pretty trolls.
The ones that piss you off.
Yeah.
It's lots of pretty pretty trolls.
Be your ass and blow your mind.
Yeah.
Woo!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sing it with me.
Sing it with me.
We're all trolls now.
In the ghost show.
We're trolls now.
In the ghost show.
Yeah.
It's Gamergate.
Don't be late.
What happened, man?
Feminist gone and we a man.
What happened to the women and gamer gate lives on man?
We're all trolls now.
In the ghost show.
We're all trolls now.
In the ghost show.
We're all trolls now.
In the ghost show.
We're all trolls now.
In the ghost show, yeah.
Gaming Challenge And Beer Chug00:05:24
Woo!
God damn it, man.
Sorry.
I had to do it.
I'm sorry.
I had to do it.
And hey, Jeffy, I saw you there for the three bucker, man.
Thank you, Jeffy.
Woo!
Man.
Good God, that was just...
That felt good, man!
Ghost jump shark.
Yeah, really funny, man.
Real funny.
Anyway, look.
I'm going to chug the rest of this beer.
I'm going to drain the main vein.
I've already, what do we got?
Two, four, six, eight, nine.
We got nine beers here.
Okay.
What is this?
Empering.
We accept him.
One of us.
One of us.
Yes.
Google, gobble, google, gobble.
God damn right.
To complete your initiation, proclaim your allegiance to the tryhard legion and say nigger on air.
I'm not a try-hard.
All right.
I'm not a try-hard.
Come on.
Not a goddamn try-hard over here.
What are you guys talking about?
Let me go chug this beer here.
All right.
Let me chug this beer.
And once I do, I'm going to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
All right.
And then once I do that, I'm going into nigg mode.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, you know what it is.
You know what it is.
You know what it is.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a chug of this beer.
Woo!
Woo!
Let me go ahead and let me take a swig of this.
All right, let me take a, or it's not swig.
I'm actually going to take a hit.
I'm going to take one more hit of this tetrahydrocannabinol.
And then what I'm going to do is I'm going to tell the engineer, what is this?
What is this?
Encore, encore, surprise, butts.
Surprise, butt sex.
Is that what y'all want to hear?
Is that it, huh?
Jesus Christ, man.
Oh, man, for Christ's sake.
Hey, what are you talking about, man?
Hey, people are out here saying, hey, look, one of my favorite rap songs is by...
Never mind.
Forget it.
Cheers for the last YouTube channel.
Shut up, all right?
You know, shove it up your ass.
Let me go ahead and take a, let me take one more hit from, well, it's a pipe.
It's not a bong, but I should get a bong.
I should get a bong so you can hear the water and all that shit, you know.
Let's go ahead and take one more hit from the hit from the goddamn wacky tobacco, the devil's lettuce.
And once I do, once I do, we're going to radio graffiti.
And everybody in the chat room is saying, when am I going to start gaming?
Look, I'm trying to get the best of the best computer, okay?
And I'm trying to figure that out.
Now, I do want Papa Dickle.
What is this?
Ghost is gay now because he popped too many dickles.
There isn't a bad dragon big enough to satisfy hunger of this magnitude.
All right, I'm not freaking gay.
Go shove it up your ass.
Listen, all right.
I'm trying to figure out the best computer, okay?
I'm going to get an i9, okay?
I'm talking the best of the best processor, 64 gigabytes RAM.
I'm thinking about NVIDIA 1080.
And then once I do, it's on.
It's on, baby.
I'm going to challenge some of you trolls at gaming, and I'm going to own your asses.
All right.
I'm going to own your ass.
I'm going to own that ass.
I'm going to own that ass.
Well, 1080 isn't the best of the best.
What is that?
I-9 is trash.
Get a nice set.
How do you figure?
How the hell do you figure?
I'm trying to build a PC that I can do VR chat in so that we can have this conversation in some kind of virtual reality situation, man.
I'm just saying.
All right.
I'm just saying, you son of a bitch.
God, you guys are a bunch of crap, man.
You guys are assholes.
You guys are jerks.
Let me go ahead and take this.
Oh, there we go.
Yeah, that's it.
That's it.
Let it hit the brain, baby.
Let it hit the brain.
Yeah.
That's it.
All right.
Now, what I'm going to do here, okay?
What I'm going to do, and look, I'm not going to get bullied in goddamn VR chat, okay?
I'm going to make sure my virtual reality avatar is, you know, my skeleton face, you know, with a big burly ass body, man, because I'm a big man.
You know what I'm saying?
It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
And I want to make sure I got a big bulge in the midsection region, in the crotch region, so it can properly represent the package that I truly represent here.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, I'm going to take a break here, okay?
I'm going to take a break.
And when I come back, we're actually going to go into the fourth hour.
Can you believe this crap?
Four hours.
Okay?
Four goddamn hours for Christ's sake.
Ghost sex.
Tell us more about watching bottoms.
Leprechaun, their asses around and how much you enjoy it while residing in the game.
Virtual Reality Avatar Description00:15:38
Shove it up for you.
Shove it up for you.
Tell us more about your wife.
No, shut up.
No, you know what I'm talking about.
You know what I'm saying?
These over-feminine gays, they're leprechaun in their asses, man.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
They're leprechaun in their asses.
You know it and I know it.
They're leprechaun in their asses for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, you think that I'm just like pulling this out of my ass?
They're leprechaun in their asses.
All right, let me go drain the main vein.
All right.
Let me go ahead and drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
I'll be back.
And once again, I want to reiterate that the music that we play at the beginning of the broadcast, that we air at the beginning of the broadcast and we use during break time is called Insanity Control.
That's the music it's called.
It's a royalty-free heavy metal track.
Cheers to the guy who created it because, I mean, that's what the internet used to be about at one point in time.
I mean, I've been on the internet since 1993, 94.
And that's what it used to be about.
It used to be about that kind of stuff.
Now, I don't know what it's about.
I don't know what it's about anymore.
But anyway, that's what you're listening to.
FYI.
I'll be right back.
You got it queued up, engineer?
All right.
I'll be right back, folks.
And when I come back, I guess we're going to go ahead and get into some radio graffiti.
I guess.
I guess.
Remember, it's my Bowler Friday.
It belongs to me.
So I guess we're going to go ahead and do it since we had that surprise, but sex little segment that we had there that y'all just decided to just sit there and listen to while you're fanning your nuts.
All right.
Anyway, I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
Don't go anywhere.
I'll be right back.
The music that's being playing is just going to play so that I can drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
I'm filled with piss and fury, baby.
I'm filled with piss and fury.
Don't go anywhere.
I'll be right back.
Go ahead.
Well, hold on.
We got witnesses.
15 and a half of disappointment.
You son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
Shut up.
Shut the shut up for Christ's sake, man.
Shut your ass.
So shut your mouth, all right?
Stop harshing my mellow, you son of a bitch.
Stop harshing my mellow.
I'll be right back.
I'm gonna drain the main vein.
You just sit there, don't go anywhere.
When I come back, radio graffiti.
Do you hear me?
When I come back, radio graffiti.
Do you hear me?
Radio graffiti.
Take me out, engineer.
Go ahead.
Take me out of this son of a bitch.
For Christ's sake. I'm not gonna see this fucking shit.
that shit off.
What the hell are you thinking, engineer?
You stupid son of a bitch.
Yeah, you son of a bitch.
Am I on the air?
Ghost is obviously too young to have served in Num, but old enough of a boomer to have lost.
God damn it.
Listen, I'm sorry, folks.
Shut up.
Why else would he be partly raised by his granny?
Shut your goddamn mouth, Papa Dickle.
Listen, I'm sorry, folks.
The engineer.
Listen, I'm sure you sons of bitches encourage the engineer to do that shit.
Stop.
You people are a bunch of bad influences for Christ's sake, man.
Run, NG, run.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
Stop encouraging the engineer to participate in Tom Foolery.
Do you understand me?
Stop.
Stop it now.
Stop it.
Stop it now.
Look, I'm sorry.
Okay, I said I was going to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
I needed a pinch of loaf.
I'm sorry, all right.
I had a lot of fried fish today.
Tyrone came along and we had a decent fish fry out here.
And I ate too much goddamn fried fish.
No, I'm paying for it.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
I'm paying for it.
I'm paying for it, man.
Oh my God.
I'm paying for it right now.
Four hours into the goddamn broadcast.
I can't believe you people have dragged me along into this troll terrorist cyber vermin depravity for Christ's sake, man.
Listen, if we're going to go on to radio graffiti right now, if we're going to go on to radio graffiti, I need some goddamn more beer for Christ's sake.
For Christ's sake, for Christ's sake, more beer.
Oh, my God.
I need some more goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
If I'm going to continue on, if I'm going to continue on with this malarkey, man, if I'm going to continue on, man.
Too much tartar sauce.
I don't eat fried fish with tartar sauce.
I think tartar sauce tastes like crap.
All right?
Shut up, did he bang your wife?
Go shove it up your ass, all right?
Go shove it up your ass.
I'm sick and tired of you people, man.
Trying to sit here and get perverted and sexual at every goddamn whim.
It's disgusting.
You know what I mean?
It's just disgusting.
It's goddamn disgusting.
Engineer, I'm disappointed in you, man.
I'm real goddamn disappointed.
This is the second time this week that you've made me look like a piece of crap.
What the hell is your goddamn problem?
Are you being encouraged by these goddamn pieces of internet people trash?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Are you being encouraged?
Just sit there and shut up and do your goddamn job, you scumbag.
Just sit there and do your damn job.
Do your damn job.
Do your goddamn job for Christ's sake, man.
That's what I'm paying him to do.
He said, that's what I'm paying him to do.
But instead, he makes me look like an idiot.
And hell yeah, by the way, just to prove that Trump listens to this broadcast, you scumbags, because I know you audio trolls, you think that I'm just kind of pulling this out of my ass, that the president does, that he listens to my broadcast and I'm delusional.
Hey, did you know during his campaign in 2016, the man who played Boss N-Word, the man who played Boss N-Word, announced him at a California rally and shook hands with him.
Do you understand?
meme magic meme magic meme magic i don't know what the hell that ghost art bmm teddy I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean for Christ's sake.
Meme magic, baby.
I'm not even joking.
Look it up.
Look it up.
Look at goddamn up.
Meme magic.
Y'all remember when this idiot engineer decided to play that?
He played that because I endorsed back in 2012.
Y'all remember that 2012 campaign?
Herman Sugar Cane, baby.
Herman Sugar Cane was my candidate back then.
Y'all remember that?
Delusional ghost.
Oh, shove it up, your ass.
Anyway, y'all remember I was trying to tell the engineer to play some favorable music to her and Kane, and then that came up, and then all of a sudden all hell break loose on the goddamn internet.
Meme magic.
You understand, scumbag?
Meme magic.
Give me my goddamn drink.
All right.
All right.
Let me take one more hit.
One more hit from the freaking one more hit from the pipe and we're moving on to radio graffiti.
All right.
That's what we're doing.
We're doing it right now.
All right.
We're doing it right now.
We're doing it right now.
All right.
Let me let it hit the brain.
Let me let it hit the brain.
And then we're going to go into radio graffiti.
And for you folks that are just tuning in, I'd buy that for a dollar.
BBM meets big, beautiful man.
Are you?
No, wait a minute.
No way.
Wait a minute.
BBW, like referencing big, beautiful women, that's like being translated into the male demographic.
Are you shitting me?
I mean, are you sitting?
I remember when big dudes used to be called big dudes.
You remember that?
Man, he's a big dude.
You know, I don't want to fuck with him.
He's a big guy.
He's a big guy.
You know what I mean?
Jesus, what a pussy whip society that we're turning into for Christ's sake, man.
Look at, I'm looking at Australians in the chat room.
Australians are laughing at BBM.
They're like, oh, god, you know, oh, croikey.
You see what I see over there?
Over there in the wilderness?
I see a BBM, a big, beautiful male.
And what we're going to do is croikey.
We're going to go up there and we're going to try to get in contact with him.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
I just.
What a goddamn show.
What a horrible episode 24, man.
What a horrible episode 24, for Christ's sake, man.
Give me my freaking smoke.
I'm losing my goddamn voice because of you people.
Radio Graffiti Queue System00:05:07
Unionized now, engineer.
You only have your chains to lose.
Hey, don't get any ideas.
And first of all, don't suggest anything like that to the engineer.
And secondly, Texas is an at-will work state, boy.
There ain't no unions over here in Texas.
You understand?
There ain't no unions in Texas.
It's an at-will work state.
So that.
The engineer just gets paid.
We're going to get paid.
understand all right All right.
I guess it's about that time.
I guess it's about that time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give a call right now if you want to participate in radio graffiti.
Call 515-604-9052.
And then once the robotic broad starts talking, push in the code 844-286 and then the pound sign or the hashtag sign.
I don't know what the hell you refer to it now as.
And once you do, you will be in queue.
You will be in queue to be called upon on Radio Graffiti.
And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind right now.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
All right.
Does everybody understand what I'm saying now?
All right.
So, I mean, I get a lot of people that listen to the show and they're like, wait a minute, I was able to call up to the show.
didn't know that.
All right.
That's why that screen is there right in front of you right there.
We're Radio Graffiti.
Call in right now if you want to participate.
515-604-9052.
All right.
And then once the broad starts talking, you push in 844-286 and the pound or hashtag sign, and you will be in queue to be called on Radio Graffiti, okay?
Now, I want to be honest with you.
If you're going to call for Radio Graffiti, you better not have an Obama phone.
All right?
You better not have an Obama phone because Obama phones suck the chrome up of a 57 Chevy bumper.
Okay.
We don't want to hear Obama phones.
All right.
Go ahead and call up if you want to participate in radio graffiti.
When I call on your area code, you got three to four seconds to say whatever it is that you want to say.
That's why we call this radio graffiti.
All right, are we ready, engineer?
God damn it.
Shut up and stop crying.
All right, let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti right now.
All right, let's see if we can go ahead and get to some radio graffiti.
Let's go ahead and start with some anonymouses.
How about that?
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Oh, you goddamn Jewish.
I am not Jew!
I don't know how many turns they're gonna say it, English.
I am not Jew!
I'm you!
Boy, you're saying this for all how many goddamn years!
You know it and I'm knowing it's gonna be hard to hate.
Boy, baby.
Boy, buddy.
All right, yeah, yeah, very funny.
Get the CD out.
All right, we get it.
Yeah, I'm a Jew, right?
I'm Jewish.
Yeah, real funny, you idiot.
All right, and what funny?
I am not a Jew, first of all.
And even if I was, so what if I was?
Somebody.
All right, somebody, some man to come in here.
Oh, yeah, that's what you need, boy.
That's right.
I'm Uncle Bernie.
I'm Uncle Barney.
Come on, damn it.
Oh, yeah, get him on my apple.
Oh, oh, you heard Uncle Bernie.
Oh, you heard Uncle Bernie.
Oh, you chipped my apple.
Oh, my God.
You son of a bitch.
You son of a goddamn.
Damn it.
Son of a bitch.
God damn it.
You're sick, all right?
You're goddamn sick.
That's a splice, and everybody knows it, you sack of crap.
And I don't know what's going on.
I guess we, what, where we're cutting off?
We're cutting in and out or something.
What's going on, huh?
Anonymous Fanfic Cuts In00:04:01
What's going on?
I'm going over the goddamn time limit or something.
It's four hours and 20 minutes in, for heaven's sake.
And shut up.
I don't have an Obama computer.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right, let's take Jesus Christ.
How about another anonymous radio graffiti?
Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my God.
Stop downloading pornographic material so that we can hear you, you scumbag.
Good God.
How about 713 radio graffiti?
Justice for Vic Migonga.
I don't know what the hell that means.
It's Mignana.
What?
What?
And anime kept growing, and I was just blessed in Houston.
I knew it!
I knew it!
No!
F-Texas, you anime idiot.
As we have a bunch of these anime idiots that want to be for Texas, I mean, we don't need Texas, so I strongly advise all you animes to stop supporting Texas.
Stop supporting.
Vic Migonga.
All right, so Ghostbusters support Hormonica Rio, who ironically was another anime voice actor.
However, he didn't care since she supported Ghostblar values and hated Texas and Vic Mignana with a passion.
Just like Ghostblar himself.
What the hell?
I mean, what am I supposed to say to that?
What the hell was that?
what is this i didn't even understand what the hell i what what the hell what What the hell was that crap?
Jesus Christ, it sounded like a bunch of jumbled autistic word salad from where I'm standing.
Good God, how about 717 Radio Graffiti?
What the hell?
You have reached the house of a really unoffite.
I'm not here right now.
Air in the ghost.
Hang up.
I don't want to talk to you.
You see, the problem with you is words.
Words lack the parameters to accurately describe how I feel about you.
But maybe this will help.
Every night, I have a recurring dream.
It's you, sleeping in your bed.
And it's me with a pair of garden shoes.
Can I tear that Q-nose right off your face?
And I put it on top of my fire, please.
And when your dumbass wife comes over, trying to get it back.
All right, get this.
Get this.
Get this cringe fail off.
I mean, that sounds like more like a surprise fanfic, you know, more than anything else, man.
I mean, look, I know you people have your fantasies about me.
I mean, I get it.
I'm a man.
You know, I'm, I'm just, you know, just literally throwing around my manly dominance around like it ain't shit.
And I know that it's just kind of, it's just kind of mesmerizing you people.
It's just like, you know, oh my God.
I mean, Ghost, he's just, he's just so virile.
He's just such a man.
I get it.
You know what I mean?
But just, you know, stop with the fanfic crap, please.
I mean, seriously, stop with the goddamn fanfic crap.
It's getting old.
How about 915 Raider Graffiti?
Hello?
Yeah.
Am I on?
Yeah.
Hey, Ghost, it's Peter Pumpkin Eater.
How are you doing?
You know, you're a fruit bowl bastard.
You don't belong here.
Get him out of here, engineer.
Peter Pumpkin Eater.
I could only imagine what the hell that means.
I'm a Peter Pumpkin Eater.
I can only imagine.
You know, I can only goddamn imagine.
I'm Peter Pumpkin Eater.
Just shut up.
Just shut your stupid stinking holes.
Stop The Fanfic Crap00:15:45
Who else do we have here?
jesus christ there's the the freaking the phones are ringing How about 808 Radio Graffiti?
Well, first of all, we can't hear you because you've got an Obama phone.
But secondly, that's the Taco Taco Tuesday.
Man, that's like 2010, 2011 era, baby.
How about 732 Raider Graffiti?
Are you kidding me, man?
I mean, did y'all actually splice me to that?
I mean, the only reason I had said that or, you know, sang that song on that show was to tell you guys that, you know, that was the big bass song back in like the early 80s, or excuse me, the late 80s, early 90s.
You know, I'm just, you know, I'm just telling you, I'm a cultured man.
I'm trying to tell you folks, I'm a cultured man.
And this is just, you know, my history of my melting pot of friendship, the documentation of all the shows, it just, it proves it.
It proves it.
And people are asking me in the chat room if I'm losing my voice.
What do you think?
What do you think after this goddamn circus sideshow of a show that has just been topsy-turvy and just been all over the goddamn place, man?
All over the goddamn place.
So, what do you think?
Of course, my goddamn, my voice is hoarse.
Of course, I'm hoarse, of course, you piece of garbage whores.
I should have known that you asshole trolls were going to do some crap like that.
I freaking knew it, man.
I freaking...
Come on, serious.
I freaking knew it.
Damn it.
I harsh and my mellow is what you are.
Harshing my mellow is what you are, for Christ's sake, man.
Just sit there and shut up.
All right.
Y'all, y'all just sit there and just shut your ass.
Let's continue, all right?
You're lucky I'm even doing radio graffiti.
We're almost in four and a half hours, baby.
All right, four and a half hours on a baller Friday.
I mean, give me a break.
Give me a break.
Hardest working man on YouTube today is this man right here.
That's all I got to say.
I'm sorry.
That's all I got to say.
I'm sorry.
All right.
The CX Network Who?
All right.
And you can tell him I said that.
The CX Network Who?
Jesus Christ.
Huh?
The CX Network Who?
Jesus Christ.
What a joke.
What a joke.
Yeah, no kidding.
GX.
GX, man.
GX in the chat, boys.
GX in the chat.
Freaking CX.
I take a dirty yellow bubbly piss on CX, baby.
GX, baby.
You're goddamn right.
All right.
Let me get back to Radio Graffiti before I'm talking a drunkard stupor here.
Oh, Jesus.
Who else do we have?
How about 682 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, 68.
How's it going?
Hey, what up, man?
What is this?
Hey, man, this is Mr. BN King.
How's it going, ghost?
Hey, hey, what up, BN King?
Happy Baller Friday, man.
How you doing, man?
I'm doing pretty well, Ghost.
You know, just chilling back, watching the movies and listening to some parts of your show.
So having a very good time, and of course, a good night.
Hope you do as well.
Yeah, I'm doing pretty well.
And you know what?
It's good to hear from you, BN King.
Cheers to you.
I don't know what the hell is this.
CX, CX.
Shut up.
All right.
It's GX, baby.
You know, it's GX, you son of them.
It's 4.5 hours and gone.
Then why spend your last years with trolls and not your family?
Go shove it up your ass, all right?
I have 11 years of an internet broadcasting career, you dumbass.
All right, GX in the chat, boys.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
You're damn right.
Who else do we have here?
GX!
G goddamn X!
Who else do we have here for Christ's sake?
How about 516 radio graffiti?
I have a wet drink.
Whoa!
Whoa, Jesus Christ!
Oh man, it's getting all over the place for Christ's sake, goddammit.
Whoa, wait a minute.
Hey, hey.
She can't get you.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, yeah, you're putting a vibrator in my hole.
Yeah, that's very funny, man.
Jesus Christ.
Who else we got?
614 radio graffiti.
Hey, Robbie, who's your favorite pony?
Ah, darmit.
I say my favorite pony is Rainbow Dash.
What do you think?
My favorite year.
I'm fine.
Girl, why do you drift like that?
My little tony, my little tony, my little tony.
The bronies are with me.
Wow, Ghost, you look happier than the time I threw Spurly the cat over the bridge.
It's okay, ghost.
I'll find your horse to make you feel better.
I'm a fucker harder than Donald Trump fucks America.
Yay!
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!
Get him off!
Get him up!
Get off!
Get that stupid shit!
Get it!
Get it the hell out of here, man!
Shut up, man!
Everybody just shut up!
That was a sick-ass splice, and we're gonna move on from that, all right?
We're gonna move on from that.
We're not gonna remember that in our brains, all right?
You relaxed brain pricks.
You understand that?
Remove it from your brain.
570 radio graffiti.
Hey, Manchi.
What the hell is this?
You see what you did, engineer?
Get...
Get this crap out.
Get out.
Get out.
Did you see what you did, Engineer, for Christ's sake, man?
Do you see what you did?
Freaking asshole.
This day, you know what?
This should come out your pay.
You know what?
This should come out your pay for Christ's sake, man.
Pick up 707 if you dare.
Oh, oh, oh, yeah, okay.
707, you want me to pick something?
You got 707, Engineer, you piece of crap?
Stop crying.
All right, I think we've got a 707.
All right, here we go.
707 Radio Graffiti.
Bonzie Buddy.
Radio Graffiti.
Why, hello, dear ghost.
It is me, Bonzie Buddy, your best friend on the internet.
I am here to devil dip your wife with Tyrone.
Now be a good boy and stay in your wheelchair out around it.
Leave it to the professionals with expanded zones.
We will give her what you cannot.
Remember, a micro-penis is a disability, too.
So just sit back and enjoy the show.
You trend eating.
Later on, if you are extra good, we will let you have a happy meal.
Doesn't that sound great?
What's going on, ghost?
You look...
Oh yeah, take it, you filthy capitalist whore.
Two hours later, and nothing of value was lost.
You sorry sack of crap, man.
You sorry sack of crap.
God damn, crap.
You sorry sack of crap.
God damn it.
God damn it, you sorry sack of crap, man.
You guys are fucking perverts, man.
I'm tired of you assholes talking about Mrs. Ghost.
Shut up.
And you know what?
Stop talking about Tyrone, man.
Stop talking about Tyrone.
He's one of my blacks.
Okay?
He's one of my blacks.
So don't sit here and do this garbage, man.
I'm not going to end on that damn Raider graffiti, all right?
I'm going to end this broadcast here in just a second.
I'm not ending it on that one, you sack of crap.
All right, 909 Raider Graffiti.
This is True Bestiality Radio.
True Bestiality Radio.
I am your ghost, the man they go, Go.
The fatass of Dogknot.
Give him quadrupeds or give him death.
Here he is broadcasting from his barn in beautiful downtown off in Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruitfish, for Christ's sake.
Now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the stallion rimmer of stallion rimmers, the man they owe.
You sing.
Get this shit off of you.
Get this out of here.
For Christ's sake, get this crap out of here.
Get this goddamn crap out of here, man.
I'm so sick of you people, man.
You're unappreciative.
You're unappreciative, man.
Four hours and 36 minutes that I've been conducting this broadcast, man.
No appreciation.
None.
I'm a machine.
I'm a machine.
I'm a machine, you bastards.
No appreciation, man.
No goddamn appreciation whatsoever.
You guys are sacks of crap.
I'm only going to take a couple more of these and I'm getting the hell out of here.
647 Radio Graffiti.
But sack!
Button back button!
Bye, button back!
Bye, but back on back!
Butt back button!
Bye, button, back!
Bye, button, back!
Bye, back, button, back, back!
Butt back, button!
Bye, bye, bye, button, back!
Bye bye, button, back!
Bye, back, button back, back!
Butt, back, button, button, back!
Bye, button, back!
Are you kidding me?
Oh my god, man.
Surprise!
God sick!
But get off, it's here!
Get it the hell off!
Christ's sake!
Get it!
Get it the hell off!
Christ's sake!
Ah!
Ah!
Damn it!
God damn you!
Freaking curb!
Ah!
I just freaking said that!
On this show, man!
I just freaking said that!
And now you assholes are making it into some kind of a gay club mix.
What is that going to be?
Is that going to be played in gay clubs while Twink asses are fucking leprechaun in their asses around the dance club?
Is this it for Christ's sake?
Is this?
Good God, man.
This is just horrible, man.
I mean, what kind of a Bowler Friday is this, man?
What kind of a Baller Friday is this, man?
I'm now a gay club mix, man.
Oh, my God.
I need another beer, man.
I don't know if I should end on that.
I can't end on that, for Christ's sake.
I can't end on that, for Christ's sake.
Surprise, but sex.
Some stupid remix that's probably going to be aired in a gay club, and you're going to have all the goddamn gay twinks leprechaun in their asses on the goddamn dance floor to that, man.
Get my goddamn beer, man.
I'm just so sick.
I'm just...
Oh, God.
I don't have that many more beers, man.
I don't have any more beers, man.
I don't have any more beers, man.
I just got a few more, and that's about it, man.
I've drank with you.
Can you all believe that?
My drinking session has been consumed by you.
By all of you.
What is this, man?
Good God.
What will it take for you to get gay sex off of your mind?
Drinking Session Consumed By Trolls00:04:10
What are you talking about, man?
I'm not talking about it.
I'm not talking about it for Christ's sake, you stupid broad.
Just let me do my thing, man.
It's Baller Friday, man.
It's my Baller Friday.
It belongs to me.
It belongs to me, man.
It belongs to me.
Let me take a swig of this beer.
We're not ending on the surprise butt sex gay remix.
We're not ending on it, man.
We're not ending on it, you sacks of crap.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
We're not in on it.
I'll be damned if I end on it.
I'll be damned if I end on that, you sorry sacks of crap.
Do you hear me?
Are you hearing me?
Y'all be damned.
I'll be goddamned.
I'll be goddamned.
Let's take one more anonymous, anonymous radio graffiti.
What's up, man?
Ghost, this is Buck.
How's it going?
Who is this?
This is Buck.
Buck?
Buck, and you like to and you like to fuck?
That's the ghost I like.
Hey, what's up, man?
What's up?
Hey, I was thinking I'm gonna grab a drink in San Antonio.
We can go see the Stars game, too.
Wait a minute.
Are you asking me out on a date?
Yes.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Not from some guy who's Buck, whose name's Buck and he likes to fuck.
All right.
I'm sorry, all right?
Take about 10 steps away from my butt crack.
All right, what?
Fuck you, ghost.
Well, now I'm a bad guy.
I'm a bad guy now, Buck.
I want to take you to a stars game, ghost.
Come on.
Yeah, go shut.
Get this idiot out of here for Christ's sake.
He can't take no for an answer.
I know what you feel like, ladies.
Look at that.
Did you hear that?
This is a man who didn't want to take no for an answer from me.
I mean, good God, man.
How about another anonymous radio graffiti?
What the hell?
Come here, sweet eyes.
Hey, assholes.
Get that ass.
That's not funny, all right?
That's not funny, man.
Look, now everybody in the chat room thinks I'm gay or something, man.
I mean, good God, I was just trying to, you know, give you all that, you know, butt sex information based upon a public service announcement.
And by the way, I've read all this stuff on like, you know, freaking Huffington Post BuzzFeed, you know, all that crap.
We always knew.
What the hell are you talking about?
We always knew.
Man, fuck you in the chat.
Damn it.
Son of a bitch.
We always knew.
You know what?
Engineer, you see the asshole that just said that?
Kick him out of here.
Greg Ramirez at Hispandex.
Get him out of here.
Get him out.
I'm not going to be sitting here and be ridiculed by some Hispandex up in here for Christ's sake.
Give me my goddamn freaking beer for Christ's sake, man.
I don't know how many times I've got to tell you people, I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I'm a nice guy, all right?
Son of a bitch, man.
Son of a bitch.
Union Guy Broadcast Check-In00:02:44
How about 903 Radio Graffiti?
We've got Pylon's Radio Graffiti.
Shut up.
It's not the butter.
What the hell was that, man?
I mean, what was that?
Were you trying to make some kind of a punk song with me and saying butter or something?
I don't understand, man.
I don't understand.
How about 908 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, I've been listening since 2011.
I miss all the old trolls, even Ghetto Capitalist, Goofy Bone, all those guys.
It's been a while.
I think I last called in 2011.
Hey, well, cheers.
I mean, thank you for listening in tonight, man.
How are you doing?
Doing great.
Having a great night.
Off of work early tonight.
Decided to check in on a broadcast.
But I wanted to ask you one thing.
What's up, man?
I know the engineer is doing the best he can, but I think the engineer needs to be replaced with the union man.
I mean, the IATC guys, I work in a film business.
We're a union business.
We're the best in the world.
I mean, if you're watching television, all union.
You got to get him.
Got to get him a union guy, man.
Yeah, well, I'm in Texas.
We don't have a union.
It's an at-wheel work state out here.
No, no, no.
You guys have IATSI local 76, I believe, is San Antonio's own local for radio and television.
Yeah, and you know, how many jobs have they gotten that's worth a shit?
Okay, can you ask them?
Yeah, I think they're around 800.
I know my local is over 4,000 members in the New York metropolitan area.
No, I'm sorry.
I'm not a union guy.
I mean, you're not going to convince me to be a union guy, okay?
Let me tell you something.
Anybody who's in a union out here in San Hambonio, they need to realize that, hey, if you really want to be somebody in the production arena, you've got to get your feet wet by actually doing production.
And if the production is great, that's what will get you the money in jobs and in everything else, for Christ's sake.
Not some goddamn pussy-whipped union that's going to dictate things when all they do is just, you know, I mean, I'm going to be honest with you, the menial labor.
You know, I'm just saying.
I'm sorry.
You know, come on, Maine is all I got to say.
All right.
How about 717 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghosts, how you doing?
What up, man?
Ending Bowler Friday Graffiti00:12:20
It's pretty good.
You were talking about getting a bong earlier, and I highly recommend the Gravatron.
It's this nice blast gravity bone, and it's really efficient.
Oh, yeah.
What do you put water in it?
Or, you know, what do you do?
Yeah, and then you pull it up, and the air pulls in the smoke, and it is really good.
Look it up, the Gravatron.
Definitely Google that and look into it after the show.
All right.
Thank you very much, man.
The Gravitron, man.
Would people appreciate that a little bit more about the broadcast if I was taking hits from the bone?
Hits from the bone.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, I'm going to take a couple more of these and I'm getting the hell out of here because, I mean, man, we're at four hours and 48 minutes, man.
Come on, Maine, is all I got to say.
How about 352 Raider Graffiti?
Here we see the humble bear marking his territory.
Ah, wacka, wacka.
It's tripping.
Oh, I'm a craplist pony.
My little pony.
You son of a graffiti.
You son of a get him out of here for Christ's sake.
We're not ending on that.
We're not ending on that crap, man.
We're not ending on that, man.
Tyron radio graffiti.
What the hell?
Come and dance and offer.
Take a step at a two.
With a lovable face that sees your face.
Three's Company, too.
Come and knock on our door.
Come and knock on our door.
Three company two.
Are you kidding me?
Y'all made a goddamn threes company remix.
I mean, I like that show, man.
Don't ruin the show by making a goddamn piece of shit fucking remix about it, son of a bitch.
Ah, damn it.
I like that show.
Don't ruin that show for me, all right?
And by the way, the last lyric of that is, what does he say?
Down in our rendezvous, down at our rendezvous, Three's Company, too.
Anyway, who else do we have for heaven's sake?
How about 336 radio graffiti?
601 who are you, dude?
Tell me, reveal yourself, dude.
What's going on, folks?
You have reached Ghost from True Capitalist Radio.
If you want to connect live right now to ask anything, go ahead and connect with yours truly and let's talk crypto.
Please, to start the call, say yes.
I want to be in the call.
I want to be in the call.
How's it going, Bathrobe Dwayne?
And thank you for tuning in.
And of course, we're the capitalist army and we hate niggers.
Hey, hey, motherfucker.
What was that?
Did that the guy's fucking talk show?
Fuck that guy, dude.
Fuck that guy.
No, that's not what my shit's about.
What?
Who the hell is that goddamn pause hole?
Who the hell is that, soy boy, for Christ's sake?
First of all, that's a splice, and I never said that.
And secondly, you see what you trolls are doing?
You see why nobody wants to be interviewed by yours truly?
Because you people are a goddamn pimple on my goddamn 11-year internet broadcasting career.
Ass, I'm a melting pot of friendship and everybody knows it.
All right, I'm a melting pot of friendship and everybody knows it.
Man, I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
All right, I just just just shut up all you just shut up, all right.
Well, I don't even know who else to call.
I should end the goddamn show right now.
I shouldn't even have to be putting up with this, but I'm not ending on that.
I'm not ending on that stuff.
A bitch.
Who the hell is this?
Uh, T-Ree radio graffiti?
I'm looking at Google reviews right now.
They're doing goddamn bad out reviews in my day.
Fuck you man, fuck you, fuck you.
All I'm trying to do is do a DC show, man.
That's all I'm trying to do, and all I'm getting is a bunch of people that are just trying to make my life a living hell.
They're trying to make my life a living hell.
Man, I can't take this anymore.
I can't take it.
I can't take it anymore, man.
Look at what they turned Baller Friday into me.
I can't really.
All right, that's enough.
You think that it's a big joke that you people have ruined my Baller Friday?
Huh huh, you think it's a big joke?
I've given you four hours and 53 minutes of my, Of my heart, for Christ's sake, you son of a bitch!
Shut up!
I'm ending the Bowler Friday radio graffiti, alright?
Dead!
Shut it off, engineer!
Shut it off!
Shut it the hell down, for Christ's sake!
Yeah, goodbye is right!
I'm out of here, and I can't believe you people.
This whole goddamn night has been a freaking bipolar sideshow because of you!
Because of all of you, you son of a bitch!
And shut up in the chat room!
Shut up in the goddamn chat room!
You don't win shit!
You don't win nothing!
You don't win nothing!
Shut up!
Shut up right now!
You don't win nothing!
Shut up!
Nobody wins!
Oh, God!
You don't win nothing, you scumbag trolls!
You don't win nothing!
You win nothing!
We win!
No, you don't!
No! No! No! No! No!
Good god, ghost.
The trolls have been sucking the big one tonight.
What happened to all the creativity and cleverness and production values we used to enjoy?
I don't know.
Why do we have nothing but autistic soy assholes?
Gag Ramirez, I don't know, man.
I don't know.
Your Bowler Friday is ours, man.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Oh, goddammit.
You shut up, bitch.
Fuck you.
You're not winning nothing.
Shut up.
Hope your voice feels better later, man.
I know.
I'm losing my goddamn voice because of these sons of bitches, man.
I'm losing my goddamn voice because of these sons of bitches, man.
Shut up.
Freaks company is fruity.
Shove it up, your ass.
No, it isn't, man.
It's a good show, man.
It's a good goddamn shut up.
It's a good show, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe you've done this to my Bowler Friday.
I can't believe you scumbags have done this to my Bowler Friday.
And shut up in the chat room.
You don't win nothing.
You don't win nothing.
I win.
No time for fruity hambone wheelchair losers.
We're the champions.
You're not the fucking champion.
Shut up, you're not the...
Shut up!
You're nothing.
God damn it.
You don't win nothing.
You've done enough to me tonight.
You've done enough.
You've done enough.
Bowler Friday belongs to the trolls.
It doesn't belong to the trolls.
Shut up.
You don't win!
You don't win!
I win!
I used to be straight before all this gay talk tonight.
Thank you for showing me the light.
Oh my god, I'm Jennifer Baker.
Shut up, Eddie.
Shut up in the chat room.
You don't win shit.
You don't win nothing.
You don't win nothing, man.
I can't believe you people have done this to my show, man.
Especially a goddamn Bowler Friday.
Especially a goddamn Bowler Friday, man.
You'll be lucky.
I'm telling you this right, goddamn now.
You'll be lucky if I do an episode 25 this Monday.
You'll be lucky if I do an episode 25 this Monday.
Oh god, man.
Oh my god.
And let me tell you, if you want to know if I do, you better follow me on YouTube, man.
Because I just spontaneously do my shows, man.
I spontaneously do my shows.
Spread those cheeks, puppet.
Spread those cheeks, God.
I'm not a puppet.
I'm not a lord.
I'm done with this crap.
You're not undefeated, trolls.
Trolls are not undefeated, shop.
You're not undefeated.
You didn't win.
You did not win.
You didn't win.
You're just a bunch of assholes, man.
You're just a bunch of assholes.
You didn't win.
I've been here for five hours, man.
I've been here for five hours.
You didn't win nothing.
Shut up in the chat room.
Shut up.
Shop.
Shut up.
SHUT UP THE GUNS!
Shut up in the chat room.
You didn't win anything.
Get me out of here, Engineer.
These people are bastards.
These people have ruined my Ball Friday, man.
Get me out of here!
Get me out!
Get me out of it.
Get out.
Ah!
Ah!
I can't believe you!
Shut up!
I'm not defeated!
I'm defeated!
I'm not defeated!
I'm not defeated!
Shut up, Jennifer Baker shut!
I learn more about gay sex tonight than I ever did with my gay friends.