Ghost Onyx navigates a hostile broadcast where trolls relay his stream to Pornhub, triggering threats of legal action and a temporary hiatus. While coping with alcohol and marijuana, he debates the Jesse Smollett hoax, attacks European socialism, and mocks Democrats like Bernie Sanders amidst racist and homophobic chat abuse. Ultimately, the episode highlights the volatile intersection of political commentary, online harassment, and substance use, leaving Ghost to vow revenge on his tormentors before ending the show. [Automatically generated summary]
Welcome to another edition of The Go Show, episode 23.
Can't we all just get along?
Can't we all just get along?
Please, for Christ's sake, let's go ahead and intro this episode 23 of The Go Show.
I'm your host, the man they call Ghost.
Spread this show link around like wildfire.
Woo!
And let everybody know that the ghost show is in effect in the house, and we are live right now, baby.
You're damn right!
Damn right!
Damn right!
It's the ghost show!
Episode 23.
Can't we all just get along?
I hope so, for Christ's sake.
I hope so.
What's going on to everybody out there?
We're waiting for everybody to come into the broadcast right now.
Spread this show link around like wildfire.
You know what it is.
Hump day, Wednesday edition.
Hopefully, it's a little bit different today.
I hope so.
Let's just put it that way.
I hope so.
All right, take me out, engineer.
Take out the music for Christ's sake.
All right.
Anyway, thank you very much for tuning in with me.
This is The Go Show.
I am your host, The Man They Call Ghost.
Episode 23.
Can't We All Just Get Along.
Already?
Oh, Pooh Pooh.
Poop Tickler Jr. approves.
Ghost, I have been listening to your show since around 2011.
I am a long time fan.
Thank you for coming back and keep on doing what you do.
Well, thank you.
I appreciate the appreciation, man.
Thank you.
Poop Tickler Jr.
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
Hey, Ollie, Ollie, or whatever your name is, sit there and shut your mouth and let me do my broadcast, all right?
I'm a hambowing.
I don't know what the hell that means.
I'm a hammer bowen.
I don't know what the hell that means.
Listen, stop donating.
All right, this is episode 23.
Can't we all just get along?
Can't we all just get along?
I'm serious, man.
I mean, I've got production notes freaking and I handwrite myself.
I don't even understand why not.
I don't even understand why I do this.
I mean, I used to be somebody.
You people don't understand that.
I used to be somebody.
You know, people used to listen to this broadcast for the financial insight, for the political and social commentary.
And now I have been reduced to being nothing more than some cyber bully punching bag.
And that's what I am.
I've already succumbed to that fact.
It's obvious.
Now, I want to be completely honest with you folks.
I am going to try to do this show.
I'm extending an olive branch to the trolls here.
What's up, Sonic the Hedgehog?
What's going on?
Hey, Ghost.
I have a quick question to ask you.
What's the question?
In episode one of the show, Pepe the Frog donate $305 from your Stream Labs.
He deserve an inner circle slot just like TCS and Captain Desi.
Yeah, he got it.
Anyways, happy humpback.
He's been in there.
As a matter of fact, cheers to Pepe the Frog.
They're in there, baby.
You understand?
And cheers to the inner circle while I'm at it, for Christ's sake.
I know we got a lot of haters out here that are hating on the inner circle, but y'all can keep hating, all right?
I mean, they're getting the straight political dope in there.
They're getting the financial insight while you people are sitting there waxing your carrots.
All right, now listen, I don't want to get in off a bad start here.
This is a hump day edition.
It's episode 23.
Can't we all just get along, please?
Please.
Ghost is enormous ass.
Shut up.
I'm not a freaking hambone, okay?
First off, I am developing a little bit of a beer gut because of the copious amounts of alcohol that you people are making.
Bernie launched presidential campaign.
Are you going to make more sexy impressions of him?
As a matter of fact, we're actually going to hear from Bernie Sanders later.
I was going to talk about that today.
Old Bernie Sanders announced his bid for president again.
And did you hear this son of a bitch raised $4 million announcing that he is running for president again?
What a ridiculous.
Like the last time that he ran for president, he raised over $250 million.
Where'd all that money go?
Oh, that's right.
The summer home out there in Vermont.
I forgot.
Anyway, listen, I'm going to talk about that.
I want to talk about a lot of stuff here.
I just don't want to be trolled to death, man.
All right.
Everybody just calm your asses down.
Stop making my show look like a mockery for Christ's sake.
All right.
I want to have a serious show.
I mean, have you looked at the comments in the previous broadcasts?
I mean, I have people that want to listen to the financial insight and the political and social commentary.
So I don't want to let these goddamn production notes go to waste.
But I want to be honest with you folks.
I've already drank a little bit.
I haven't even, I mean, the past several shows I've been trying to just go in stone cold sober.
And you people just get under my skin, man.
And I just have to have a little bit of alcoholic beverage flowing through the system so I can be able to just pallet whatever the hell you sons of bitches are going to concoct out of your cyber vermin minds.
All right.
As a matter of fact, I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
Hey, engineer, we got beer in this chest here?
All right, let's go ahead and get some more beer before we start off episode 23.
Can't we all just get along, please?
All right, how about just for one day, huh?
People were talking about David Bowie the last show.
Remember, people were asking me questions about David Bowie.
Hey, we could be heroes just for one day.
Just for one day, man.
Just stop.
Stop trolling me.
Stop making me look like a piece of trash.
You understand?
That's why I've never been able since the Mike Valley interview back in 2010, whatever the hell that was, since the Mike Valely interview, folks.
Nobody wants to be interviewed by this man right here.
Nobody wants to be on my broadcast because of you.
All the trolling.
I mean, this is serious business, man.
You people, you trolls, especially, have been a pimple on my ass that has not gone away since 2009, okay, is when you trolls found me over there, the B-Tards on 4chan.
I'm not joking.
It goes back that far, folks.
I'm not even kidding around.
And ever since then, they've just kept picking at me, man.
They've just kept nagging at me.
They keep trolling me.
They keep wanting me to, making me look like a bunch of, I don't know.
Give me my freaking beard for Christ's sake, man.
Not even kidding around.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, listen, I've already drank at least about four beers before I came here, so I've got some thick skin.
So if you sons of bitches are going to start with me, we're going to go ahead.
And I mean, I'm not going to be, I'm not going to be as vulnerable as I was the last broadcast.
All right.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even going to do that.
So you people aren't going to get to me.
You're not going to break me.
Okay.
Now, before I get to the crypto markets and the stock market, I want to talk about the president today.
He met with Austria's chancellor at the White House.
Are you familiar with this guy?
He's got one of those European names like Flanchon, La Shon, whatever his name is.
But the reason all of my hair.
All stole my hair?
What the hell?
What the hell are you people talking about?
Look, shut up.
All right.
Anyway, this Austrian chancellor is a young guy.
He's in like, what is he, 34, 35 years old?
35 years old.
A millennial that is the chancellor of the country of Austria.
And I'm asking you millennials that listen to me right now, isn't it your time to start taking control of the institutions of power at this point in time?
I keep asking you young folks, especially you millennials out here.
What is this?
Just letting you that I do enjoy the show, even with all the trolling that goes on.
I hope so.
Thank you very much, Anonymous.
I appreciate this, man.
I'm glad we're getting positive sentiments in the beginning of the broadcast instead of a bunch of goddamn troll terrorist bastards.
But I want to put a point of emphasis on the Austrian chancellor that was in the White House today visiting with President Trump.
This is a young 30s.
I'm telling you, a 34-year-old millennial who is of the right wing of the political spectrum on a global scale.
And I'm asking myself, millennials in America, when is it time for you to start captivating the power of the institutions that rule you as a country?
I mean, I see all these millennials that think they're all politically active on both sides of the political persuasion, whether it's the extreme right, the extreme left, or even the middle.
Where is it going to be your time to start being elected?
I mean, what is your representation right now?
What is the millennial representation right now of leadership?
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, man, really?
And let me tell you what Ocasio-Cortez and why she's there, all right?
What's up, Captain Dessey?
How you doing?
Not too bad, Captain Desi, newest member of the inner circle.
And cheers to you, Captain Desi.
I'm not doing too bad.
I'm going to try to do a show.
Can't we all just get along?
Episode 23.
Now, the reason I'm calling on the millennials and the younger generations to start focusing your energy on leadership is because the baby boomers, which many of you are very critical of and rightfully so, but not for the right goddamn reasons, these people are still in control.
And they've been in control ever since they were politically active in the late 60s and early 70s.
All right?
Captain Dessey Joins Inner Circle00:07:02
I mean, come on.
What the hell, Sku Kanawi Ultra?
What does that say?
Scu-kana-wee ultra?
I don't even know what the hell that says, man.
Hey, Captain Desi, can you try that TTS again?
It's hard to hear with you slurping ghost sticks.
Go shove it up your ass, anonymous, all right?
Don't be hating on Captain Desi, man.
You're a hater is what you are, you son of a bitch.
And you see, that's why the millennials and the younger generations don't go anywhere.
You're a bunch of goddamn haters, for Christ's sake.
End it, bitch man whore.
Listen, I'm not joking around.
Don't call me a whore.
Okay?
Don't call me some $3 or $5 whore.
I'm not.
No getting along.
Fuck you.
No getting along.
What is that, a troll?
Why?
Why can't we get along?
Why?
For a dollar.
Ghost sweaty butt crash.
Stop shuffling blank pieces of paper and pretending they're production notes to seem professional.
Hey, asshole, I handwrite it.
This show is an alcohol-fueled rant from a self-hating Mexican hambone.
You're an asshole.
You're a clown who lets people throw crazy.
All right, you're an asshole.
I write these production notes like freaking self.
Let's not start here.
I thought we got off on a good start.
This is episode 23.
I thought we got into a little bit of a dialogue going on before you sons of bitches are starting to try to get to me.
This is why I got to keep drinking, for Christ's sake.
We got to keep drinking.
Dying show.
All right, no surprise.
45 minutes per show.
All right, go shove it up your ass.
Nobody cares, all right?
Wiping with production notes?
Wiping what?
What do you think?
I'm wiping my dirty ass with it.
What do you think I'm doing?
I take this show serious, man.
My little pony's final season after a decade is this year.
Oh, they got that.
They overstayed their welcome ghost.
Really?
Is that the truth?
My little pony is gone after this year?
Well, thank God.
Thank God, Ding Dong, the freaking trans-testicle witch is dead on that regard.
No pun intended.
I'm just simply stating, man, I was around when these bronies first started finding me, man.
When being a brony was a troll on 4chan.
I'm telling you, you normies, if you go back in 4chan history, you know, ghosts has been a part of that for a long time.
Anyway, my little pony brony assholes were a troll on 4chan.
And then they started trolling my show.
And then, like meme magic, the troll became reality.
And now you've had bronies for the freaking past 10 years, 11 years.
Whatever the hell it's been, man.
Oh, my God.
Ding-dong, the freaking bestiality witch is dead, man.
And no offense.
I know I got a lot of brony fans.
I don't know why.
I know.
Whatever, man.
Listen, I don't know if that's true.
I hope it is the last season.
I know that BronyCon, this next one that's happening, is the final BronyCon that's going to happen.
So thank God for that.
We don't need any more of that fandom.
I'm not a big fan of fandom.
All right.
I know we had a big cartoon talk about two episodes ago.
You know, you and I, you know, me, you, the listener.
But I'm not into all that fandom, all that cosplay, all that horse crap, man.
That's enough.
All right.
You know, we get it.
You like the cartoon.
You appreciate whatever it has to offer.
There's no reason for you to be dressing up like it.
Like you're going to somehow conjure yourself up into the superhero.
I don't get it.
All right?
I don't get it.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I'm sorry, folks.
I didn't even start talking about bronies, but the last text-to-speech was talking about how this is the last season for the Bronies.
Ding-dong Granny's Day.
Listen, just shut up, man.
Don't talk about my granny.
You all know at this point in time how close I was with my granny, so please stop it.
All right.
She was a pious woman.
All right.
And I don't want to go get into it.
Listen, let's get back to a subject matter here.
All right.
What is this?
You missed the point.
MLP knew they overstayed their internet welcome.
Why can't you?
Go F you, Ollie, Ollie.
Go shove it up your ass.
One down and many more to go.
Oh, R.I.P. Bronies.
Man, man, you know, some people in text-to-speech chat are getting their goddamn Ike Turner pimp hand strong in a digital capacity out here.
Are you hearing some of these people?
Man, they're clowning each other, man.
Oh, man.
What an episode 23, how it started.
thomas hello ghost i hope you're being really useful hash bernie 2020.
i'm gonna shove it up bernie sanders I mean, do y'all actually believe that this old prostate-infected wimbag who probably has to get up about five to six times a night to take a piss has actually got your best interest at hand?
I mean, y'all folks know this, right?
That Bernie Sanders didn't start having a job.
I mean, he didn't start working until he was 40 years old.
And guess what Bernie Sanders' first job was?
Putting people on welfare.
Oh, aww.
I'm Mick Lopper.
I'm Mick Lopper.
What the hell are y'all?
Why are y'all saying these stupid, dumbass names?
I don't even understand what the hell you're talking about.
I'm Mick Lopper.
I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to mean, for Christ's sake.
But anyway, listen, all right?
We're getting off Keister.
I don't want to start talking about Bernie Sanders right now.
Okay?
I don't want to start talking about the markets to talk about.
What is this?
Guess what?
My best friend broke up with her boyfriend.
He kicked her out so she'd be homeless.
Oh, damn.
The same day she started a premium, Snapchat posted it on Tumblr and made $7K in 16 hours.
Now she's on a flight to Jamaica to chill for a few months.
Whoa, for real?
I mean, is that for real?
Are you kidding me?
That's for real.
More power to her.
That's what it's about, baby.
We don't like Bernie.
He's a stinking diesel.
He's a stinking diesel.
Now we're doing Thomas the Tanky terminology.
Is that the next phase of the Brony evolution?
I got to start learning Thomas the Tanky vernacular or something.
I mean, what the hell's next?
All right, what the hell is next, for heaven's sake?
Please eat an onion.
What the hell is that supposed to mean, man?
I eat onions every day, by the way, but I'm not going to eat it live.
What the hell is that supposed to mean, man?
Listen, let me go ahead and start talking about the things that I'm supposed to talk about because I haven't been able to talk about them because you people continue to make a mockery of my broadcast, man.
Markets, Onions, And Chatroom Martial Law00:15:19
All right, I'm not even kidding around.
Let me have a drink of my beer here.
As you can see, I got a little bit of thicker skin, you know?
I'm filled with piss and fury out here.
I mean, I've got my Ike Turner digital backhandage ready to start.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, I'm not even kidding around.
Let me have a goddamn drink.
All right.
Let's get started.
All right.
Can't we all just get along?
I think that we're trying to get along here.
I think we're trying to get along here.
So we're going to see if I can continue to do this broadcast because I know people want to hear it.
All right.
Let me get my production notes out.
I'm ready to go.
I feel good about this show for Christ's sake.
Let's get to the markets, okay?
All right.
Stock markets.
I know that many of you have been waiting and I haven't been able to cover it because I've been bombarded with a bunch of goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
But I'm going to talk a little bit about the markets.
Once again, right now we're seeing positivity because the Federal Reserve is not raising interest rates.
Press O equals eat onion.
Why the hell are you idiots asking me to eat an onion?
What is that?
A new meme or something?
What is that?
A new meme?
Is an onion mean like a nutsack?
I mean, what is that?
I don't understand.
This has got to be something that I didn't get the memo on.
Eat an onion.
Let me move on for Christ's sake.
All right.
Now, like I said, I am throwing caution here on this positivity that we're seeing in the stock market.
I mean, our political landscape right now is going to ring in nothing but a bunch of chaos politically, which is going to stagnate the economic growth that we've seen on a very rapid basis within the past two years.
So with that being said, I've been talking about fiscal year 2019, quarters three and four.
I'm very cautious about those.
All right.
I'm going to be very cautious.
Remember, we had a tremendous amount of growth in a very short period of time.
I mean, we saw the economics explode on every front.
I mean, you had the employment market adding 5.6 million jobs in two years.
5.6 million jobs in two years.
It's unbelievable.
You've got all kinds of things happening on an economic front.
The housing market is through the roof.
I mean, you've got the stock market right now at close to 26,000 on the Dow Jones Industrial.
Everything looks positive.
But in my personal view, folks, I'm going to be cautious here.
I'm going to be cautious because once again, the Federal Reserve has been very gun-ho about raising interest rates.
They should have raised them about a week ago.
They didn't because they're claiming that they're seeing slow growth in the economy.
But in my personal view, they're going to wait till it's economically viable for them to artificially raise interest rates and crash the stock market.
Because remember, folks, right now, every piece of money, every piece of investment that's in the stock market is not just somebody who's investing like some stock, like some fat stock guy with a cigar in his mouth, you know, saying, yeah, I want the stocks.
I want more money.
No, you don't understand.
It's these firms that are on Wall Street, the Goldman Sachs, the JP Morgan's, you know, the Merrill Lynch's, you know, these folks out here that are the ones that are comprising the most of the money that's in the market.
Now, where the hell are they getting it?
Where are they getting it?
They're getting it from people's retirements.
They're getting it from people's 401ks.
I mean, this is all people's money that they're hoping.
They're hoping that they'll get a return on a, or at least a decent profit when they retire.
If this son of a bitch goes down this time around, not only do people lose money in the stock market, you're seeing a lot of retirements.
I'm going to go down the tubes, folks.
And that's why I try to keep everybody afloat on the economy, man, because the whole part of being a good capitalist is being able to take the money that you've got and move it properly so it can work for you, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, so you can work for you for Christ's sake, man.
And why are people in the chat room calling me Jewish for Christ's sake?
Because I know about money?
Because I know about the stock market?
That's racist, chat room, you son of a bitch.
Markets equals sleep time.
Shove it up your ass.
Listen, I'm shooting pearls to you people.
I'm trying to tell you what's going on, and you people don't even care.
You'd rather troll me like some goddamn ridiculous butt monkey.
You know what I'm saying?
Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the markets here because we're seeing positivity.
And the reason is, is once again, the Federal Reserve didn't raise interest rates.
Ollie, Ollie, what is this?
BTC, Ev, BCH, LTC, Doge, etc., and BSV are all trade able on Robinhood.
Which is the best coin, in your opinion?
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Well, let me get...
Look, Ollie, Ollie, you were talking trash.
I'll get to the markets in a minute.
What's going on, AWCS?
What did you say?
Must have said a curse word or something.
It's delivery.
I got to say, this show's pretty good with or without the trolls.
I've been trying to keep up with your show, and it's usually been on a good time anyway.
And AWACS gets me a little hungry, so I've ordered me a pizza for my pal.
Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
All right.
Anyway, let me just get through the stock markets and we'll talk about cryptocurrency because I think that cryptocurrency right now is more than ripe to get into.
Even if you don't want to put money into it, man, if you've got yourself badass graphics cards, you can mine some of these cryptocurrencies right from your goddamn bedroom, man.
I mean, I'm not even kidding wherever the hell you got your computer, you know, and mine these things.
And once you mine it, you can trade it.
I mean, there's a bunch of things that you can do instead of just sitting there counting the goddamn bacon bits in your shit funnel.
All right, that's why I'm trying to help you sons of bitches for Christ's sake, man.
God damn it.
Why don't you take some of the information and some of the pearls that I'm shooting to you and take it and kind of absorb it, man?
All right, kind of absorb it.
Anyway, listen, not only do we have to worry about the Federal Reserve and its influence over the stock market, I personally believe, folks, that the political turmoil that's about to ensue, and I'm telling you, the House of Representatives, it's taken over by the Democrats, and the Democrats have become kooksters, man.
Complete kooksters.
And they're going to throw all kinds of investigations at Trump, his family.
They're going to stop any kind of legislation that could be helping the economy.
There's going to be a bunch of political turmoil.
And in my personal opinion, I just don't have very much faith in the stock market here in quarter three, quarter four.
As a matter of fact, I'm really surprised that we're still at these levels at this point in time.
I do think that the justification of the economic growth within the past two years justifies it.
But at some point, and even major investors that are, you know, that make billions of dollars on the stock market are even calling this.
I'm just saying, quarter, three, quarter, four, watch out.
All right.
Watch out for quarter three, quarter four.
But for right now, you got a lot of positivity here.
Now, one thing that could in the short term make the stock market go up once again is if the China-United States tariff war that's happening right now, they decide that they're not going to go and conduct that any longer, that it's agreed and it's a big, huge economic deal between the United States and China.
That's another thing that the stock market is looking towards.
If there's an agreement between those two countries, you're going to see the stock market go up in the short term, okay?
So I'm just saying, and all of you in the chat room, shut up.
If you think it's boring, go shove it up your ass.
All right.
I'm shooting pearls to you, stupid source sacks of trash.
Should be a little appreciative for Christ's sake.
But you know, you're not even appreciative, man.
I mean, I mean, I'm trying to spark synapses in your asshole's brains, all right?
Jesus Christ, all right.
Anyway, Dow Jones Industrial.
All right, ghost quotes.
What the hell is this?
Why don't you take some of the pearls I'm shooting into your shit funnel?
So let's take a look at the Republican House.
They have become cooksters.
Total loons.
They're going to take Trump down like I went down on Roger Stone.
I never said that.
Whoever the hell keeps donating under ghost quotes, go shove it up your ass.
I never said that garbage.
All right, that's a slanderous lie.
And I hope whoever the hell's doing that ghost quote crap can shove it up their ass because I don't appreciate it.
All right?
I don't appreciate it one goddamn bit.
I'm trying to do the markets here.
All right.
I'm trying to do the markets.
I'm freaking shooting pearls to you people, man.
Wake up.
I'm shooting pearls here.
Anyway, look, let's get to the Dow Jones Industrial.
All right.
Once again, positivity because the Federal Reserve is not raising interest rates.
So the Dow Jones Industrial is up 63.12 points a percentage.
Press Z for boring segment.
You fucking son of a.
Shut the hell off.
Shut up, asshole.
The markets aren't boring.
The markets aren't boring, you pieces of crap.
And all of you in the chat room, shut your stupid stinking salmon-smelling holes.
Goddamn, engineer, engineer, is there any way we could implement chat room martial law if I wanted to?
Is there any way?
Because I'm sick and tired of these people in the chat room.
Well, figure it out because I want to implement some goddamn chatroom martial law on these sons of bitches that think they could just come into my chat room and make a goddamn mockery of it for Christ's sake.
Alamo equals fake hate crime, you son of a bitch.
And shut up if you're bored.
If you're bored, well then take this goddamn freaking shell and shove it right up your goddamn clogged up pooper, you fuck.
Ah, you son of a bitch!
All right, listen.
I'm not.
I gotta stop.
I'm not letting you sons of bitches.
I'm not letting you break me, man.
No way.
I'm gonna continue with this show, man.
You assholes have not let me do a show since I don't know when.
I don't know when.
Stop donating.
I'm gonna do a show.
Pinkie Pie Brony felt a warm spray on her, now covered in royal pink, marehood fluttershine on her fan fiction, only leaving a small mark as the spray seemed to come to an end.
She smiled less than three, six sons of bitches man, oh my god, I don't condone that stupid, sick clopping, garbage man.
This is garbage fan fiction and I don't know why the hell these sons of bitches donate for this crap.
I don't even understand.
So listen, i'm gonna catch my goddamn breath.
Fake Alamo Of Texas, fake news.
Shut up, stop rewriting history and stop talking about the Texas martyrs.
Boy, oh Jesus, you're already making me belt, you sons of bitches man.
You're upsetting me, you're upsetting my stomach.
Don't talk about the Texas martyrs, you son of a bitch.
Just shut your ass.
Give me my beer for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, figure it out, engineer.
I want to implement chat brew martial law on these sons of bitches so that they don't chat.
They don't chat anymore, man.
Oh, God.
All right.
All right.
I'm sorry, I'm panting a little bit, folks, man, but you hear these.
These freaking trolls, man.
I'm just trying to do a show out here, man.
I've been trying to do this show for I don't know how goddamn long, man.
I don't know how goddamn long, but I'm not letting these freaking trolls break me, man.
All right.
All right, I got freaking production notes here.
I'm trying to talk about the markets here.
All right.
So everybody in the chat room, shut your goddamn pie holes and let me do my broadcast, all right?
I mean, don't you freaking dumb, stupid imbeciles understand that I've got hundreds of thousands of people that listen to me for the financial insight for the political and social commentary.
Yeah, bronies for ghosts.
Shut up with the bronies.
Everybody shut up with everything.
Everybody just shut up with everything, man.
18 naked martyrs at Ram Risk.
Freaking assholes, bitch, shut up about the shut up.
Shut up.
I guess we win.
You don't win nothing.
I'm still standing, you fing asshole.
You don't win nothing.
I'M STILL STANDING! STANDING!
I'm still here.
I'm still going to do the show.
You trolls don't win nothing.
You don't win nothing.
You don't win goddamn nothing.
You don't win nothing.
Is that the cops?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, God.
All right.
Everybody, just shut up.
We had a good show leading up to this point, all right?
We had a good show.
This is episode 23, you sons of bitches, man.
Can't we all just get along?
Can't we all just get along?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Can't we all just get along, please?
F you fat hamboat.
Stop Calling Me A Hambone00:15:18
Shove it up your ass, man.
I'm not a freaking hamboat.
I'm not a goddamn hambone, for Christ's sake.
You can just disable TTS until you're done with the markets.
Also, you could probably just set up a segment for said donations where you read them instead of using TTS.
You don't understand.
In the meantime, I've given you a lot of DOSH.
Just an onion.
Listen to me.
Well, thank you very much, Lobster Butt.
Thank you, man.
But this is what makes the show, the interaction.
The interaction.
Press D for Davey Cuckett died for nothing.
Go shove it up, your ass, man.
No!
No!
I'm telling you all, stop this goddamn crap, you f ⁇ !
Let me do my goddamn show!
Let me do it!
Feels fat, man!
Feels fat, man!
America is going to feel the burn harder than Ghost made Charlie feel the napalm burn back in Vietnam.
I can't take it.
I can't.
Shut up. man.
Oh, God.
Shut up, man.
I'm serious.
All this crap got all over the goddamn place, man.
Everybody just shut up.
Shut your mouth.
And let me do this episode, man.
Can't we all just get along?
I mean, please.
Please, man.
Can't we all just get along, man?
I mean, come on, man.
Come on.
I just want to do my show.
That's all I've been asking.
That's all I've been asking for, you fucking assholes.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for cursing.
I'm sorry, but I can't help it.
I can't help it.
We're the champion.
You didn't win anything, you stupid troll.
Shut up.
Shut up.
No, God damn it, you didn't win nothing.
I'm still standing.
I'm still here.
And I'm still going to do the broadcast.
I'm still going to do the goddamn broadcast.
Quantum butt plug.
I think the best way to go about crypto is to use your desktop as your personal bank and your smartphone as your spending wallet.
Also, Exodus will be launching their iOS and Android wallets this summer.
Thanks for the info.
I mean, let me get to the goddamn crypto markets and maybe I'd be talking about it.
And whoever the hell donated a ghost 1488, you're a goddamn racist son of a bitch for $2.
You're a stupid racist son of a bitch.
I'd buy that for a while.
No, I got your goddamn no, man.
Just shut up with the nose and shut up.
Stop donating it.
Shut up.
And let me do my show.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
I'm belching because of you, goddamn stupid, freaking enema bag cleaning, nipple clamp-loving, butt-plug-upy-ass-looking anal secretion-sucking trash.
Oh my god.
Oh, man.
I'm out of breath here, folks.
My heart's beating like a rabbit, so give me a give me a second.
These freaking trolls, man.
I thought if I pre-drank beer, patiently waiting, what do you want?
You say you're still standing, but you should stop lying.
If you're not lying, then I patiently await you getting your bald hambone ass out of your wheelchair.
Shut up, I'm gonna go.
Until you can head around all you like, but we win, big boy.
Shutface.
Patiently waiting.
Go shoving up your ass, man.
I'm trying to get to the show.
I'm trying to get to the show, man.
The markets are boring because it keeps going up.
Bring back markets when the crash happens like back in 08.
Are you kidding me?
That's what I'm waiting for, man.
I'm waiting.
Ghost show is on pornhub.
Ghost show is on pornhub.
That better not be.
No!
You'll be invited to the circumcision of Geky Mei.
That you must be in possession of 100 jaw coins to be entitled to a plus will be circumcised to the note block version of SAD, a song by his father, Jase.
Moonlight of spotlight.
What the hell are you talking about?
I can't even understand you, man.
I better not be relayed on pornhub, you freaky little sick perverts.
I better not be relayed on pornhub.
I'd buy that for hub.
Oh, God.
Every day, Ghost is being a crybaby on his show.
Oh, no, no, I'm trying to do my show.
You're listening.
Shut up.
When all he wants in the end is to do us for shekels.
Shut your ass, man.
Make ghost grow up.
You're a goddamn liar, man.
I'm not some freaky, ugly sheckle goblin, you son of a bitch.
Shut up.
That freaking pen.
I don't take to the thought of you hanging from a KFC sign like the fat ass Nick Huru.
Oh, you racist son of a bitch.
I don't condone that racism.
Long live Maduro.
Are you kidding me?
Long live Maduro, you socialist, slung headsucking scumbag.
Are you kidding me?
All right, everybody, stop.
Everybody stop.
What language is this?
What the hell is that?
Where am I being?
Where am I being streamed?
Where am I being relayed for Christ's sake, man?
I can't believe this crap.
I can't believe this crap, man.
I can't believe this, man.
I gotta drink some beer.
What is it?
Look, look.
Look!
Look!
Go watch Hillstream.
What?
So we can watch a 4'8, 350-pound guy go, and go over there and go do it, man.
I don't really care.
Give me my drink.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghost equals cripple.
God damn it.
Shut up!
Good.
Look up!
Shut up!
Ah!
Son of a bitch!
Feels bald man.
Shut up, Daniel Stank.
Shut up, all of you.
Shut up, all of you.
Pornhub!
Congratulations, you are being awarded for being one of the fastest-growing porn streams on our site.
No!
Please reply to Pornhub at Ghost to claim your prize.
No!
No, that's a lie!
You're trolling!
Stop!
Stop!
The porn hub!
There's the porn hub link!
No!
No!
No! No! No! No!
I'm being stream-relayed to a bunch of sick, waxy-o-the-carrot perverts!
Oh my god!
I can only imagine what kind of sickos are listening to this, man!
Who did that, man?
Who did that?
Pornhub's disabled section!
Shut the fuck up! Shut up! Shut up!
Ah, stop!
I can't believe y'all did that!
I can't believe it, man!
You're stream relaying me on pornhub!
Oh, God!
This is horrible, man!
I'm not even kidding around, man.
This is freaking horrible!
This is horrible, man!
And look at him!
Look at him in the chat room!
Look at them!
They're laughing!
They're laughing in the chat room!
They're laughing!
Shut up!
Shut up in the goddamn chat room!
Shut up!
Carol asked!
My name is Sonic the Hedgehog Knicker 31, and I like it.
And leave Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog alone!
Oh my god, I can't believe this, man!
Episode 23, can't we all just get along?
And instead, you sorry sacks of perverted glory whole servant crap are relaying me on pornhub.
Oh, God, wheelchair Vietnam porn.
God damn it!
Son of a f ⁇ !
Son of a bitch!
Shut up!
Just shut up already!
Oh!
Ah!
I thought this was gonna be a better show!
I thought this was gonna be a better show, man!
Oh my god, you such a bitches!
I even drank before this show, man.
How can you be so mean, man?
How can you be so cruel?
You're a bunch of cyber bullies, man.
You're a bunch of cyber bullies, all of you, man.
I just checked that website.
Your content isn't there.
Captain Dessey, I hope not, man.
I really hope that I'm not being goddamn relay streamed on pornhub, man.
I really hope not, man.
I mean, I don't want a bunch of perverts who are sticking large pieces of furniture up their shit funnel listening to my show.
Oh, my God.
Thank you, man.
Captain Dessey, man.
Cheers to you.
Give me my beer, man.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
You're in my pony stable.
I'm sitting here, master.
Oh, God, don't bring that.
That's a bad memory.
Don't even bring that up, man.
Don't even bring.
That's a bad memory in the show history, man.
I don't even want to talk about it, masked pony.
I don't want to talk about it.
But I like to write nice stories.
And I like to talk about it cognitive.
I don't want to talk about that shit, man.
I don't want to talk about it.
I need some more freaking beer for Christ's sake, man.
More beer, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
I can't believe you, man.
I mean, this is episode 23.
That's why I named it.
Can't we all just get along?
Press B to ban Captain Desi.
Leave Captain Dessey alone.
Leave him alone.
He's a good boy.
Didn't do nothing, man.
Oh, God.
You're making me belch.
Ford Lori go on Cuckett's grave, asshole.
Shove it up, your ass, man.
Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog, you made a video.
I'm not going to view it, alright?
I'm not going to do it because I know you.
I know all of you, troll terrorists and cyber vermin, man.
I know you.
I know you.
I know you sick little internet people.
I know you.
I know you.
I am putting out a bounty on Captain Desi.
I will give a shout out to the man who finds dirt on the new chips.
Shut up.
No.
No.
We're not starting that sh stuff on here.
We're not starting that.
Captain Desi live.
I better not be in relayed stream on pornhub.
I'm not joking.
I better not be relay streamed on pornhub, man.
Captain Desi is a liar.
I saw the 15th episode on there.
What are you talking?
On drinking pornhub?
I mean, god damn it.
No!
Man!
No!
Not born up!
Ah!
Damn it!
Oh, God!
Oh, goddamn, you sons of bitches!
God damn, you sons of bitches, man!
And leave Captain Dessey alone!
I'm warning all of you!
I warned all you sons of bitches, man.
How dare you, man?
How dare you, sons of bitches, do this, man!
How dare you!
Oh my god, I thought this was gonna be a better show!
I thought this was gonna be a better show, man!
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm not even kidding around.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even- No, no, shut up!
I'm not even kidding!
Shut your mouth!
Stop it!
I don't know!
No, I'm not even gonna say that name!
Disregard that goddamn name!
Disregard that goddamn name!
We're not starting that crap!
We're not starting that crap here!
We're not starting it!
You understand me!
We're not starting it here!
We're not starting it here!
Shut up, chat room, you sons of bitches!
We're not starting it here!
You people are sick, man!
You're sick!
You're sick!
All of you are sick!
You're sick, internet people!
You're sick!
You're sick, man!
All of you goddamn assholes are sick, man!
Give me my freaking beer, for Christ's sake, man!
Oh, my God.
This is Teutonic Plague Ghost.
I fooled you.
Ha That's a Teutonic plague!
That's a damn lie!
Yes, we are.
No!
I'm warning you, assholes!
Don't start that stupid, ridiculous crap!
Don't start!
Don't start!
Farting me face!
Shut up, alright?
Everybody, just shut up!
Everybody just shut up!
Everybody just shut up!
Let me get my goddamn beer going on for Christ's sake.
Everybody just shut up now!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Shut Up Or I Will Buy Your Beer00:15:06
Leave Captain Dessey alone!
Can't we all just get along?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Come on, man!
Ghost, I just want you to know that you are not alone.
You still have fans here.
I don't know about the name Poop Tickler Jr., but I don't.
I mean, come on, man.
Y'all gotta stop this crap, man.
I'm not even kidding around.
Everybody's gotta stop.
Everybody's gotta stop, alright?
Alright, everybody, just stop.
I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
Everybody, just stop this crap.
Alright?
Everybody just stop.
Neekers and Desi's.
Listen, I'm not joking around.
Everybody, just shut your goddamn ass.
Stop it.
Stop it now.
Stop it.
I'm warning your asses, man.
I'm warning you.
Stop this crap.
Stop this goddamn garbage.
We're not playing a stupid game.
Everybody just shut up.
Everybody just shut your mouth.
Well, if we're finding dirt on Captain Dessey, he did make a video of your reaction to a troll in a comedic sense.
For someone who wants to defend you, he was perfectly fine with making fun of you.
What are you talking about?
That's a damn lie.
That's a damn lie.
I don't understand why these trolls have targeted me and I feel like I am gonna cry.
Don't cry!
I ask that you stop being so mean to me so that I don't have to kill myself while I touch myself.
What?
That's not Captain Desi.
Get out of here, that stupid ass troll.
Shut up, man.
This is not funny.
I'm serious.
The direction that you assholes are going is not funny.
All right, seriously.
I can't believe you people are going this direction.
All of you better stop this crap now.
This is not goddamn funny.
It's not funny.
So we better stop this goddamn now.
I mean, I thought this was episode 23, man.
Can't we all just get along?
I mean, seriously, man, can't we all just get along?
I can't believe it, man.
I can't.
I can't.
Please stop.
Everybody stop.
Everybody just stop it now.
Everybody just stop it now, man.
I'm not even joking, man.
All right?
Shut up.
I'm not going to say that name.
Shut up.
I'm not saying those names.
You people are being sick.
Remember the Albano?
Shut up, man.
Everybody stop donating right now.
Everybody stop.
What is this?
Hey, Captain Desi.
If Ghost won't join me in bed, then you're welcome to join me.
After we've had our fun, we can take Ghost to my list.
We ain't made a man of him yet, big boy.
Man, leave.
Everybody stop this crap.
Everybody stop.
Episode 23, Captain Desi's Brown-Nosed Adventure.
Starring Ghost Spear Inflated Eye.
Son of a bitch.
Stop, man.
Can't you just stop?
Leave him alone, man.
Stop.
We're not going down this direction, man.
I'm serious.
I'm serious, man.
I mean, Jesus, why are y'all doing this?
Why?
Why?
Seriously?
This is horrible.
This is horrible, man.
I want you sick trolls to go find a goddamn soul.
Find a goddamn soul for Christ's sake, man.
Oh my God, this is horrible.
I can't believe this, man.
I can't believe.
I don't even want to do the broadcast anymore, man.
Oh, no, no.
Get that off.
Get out of here.
Get that crap out of here.
No.
Ghost, that was an imposter.
I would never kill myself, these trolls, and I don't very much like this abuse.
I am thinking about leaving the show because I don't want them to know my address.
I can't believe this, Captain Death.
I can't believe this, man.
I can't believe this crap.
This is horrible.
All right, seriously, this is just completely horrible, man.
All right, everybody, just stop this crap.
It's getting too far.
And I can't believe you people are actually going this direction.
You people are a bunch of shameless pieces of crap.
And I don't appreciate this one goddamn bit for Christ's sake.
I thought this was going to be a good episode 23.
Can't.
Jesus Christ.
I almost threw up in my mouth a little bit.
You people are getting me pissed off.
No way, Jose.
Shut up.
Just shut up, man.
Just shut up, man.
All right.
Everybody just shut up.
Everybody just shut your stupid staking holes, man.
All right.
This is enough.
All right?
Seriously.
This is enough.
I can't believe you people, man.
I cannot believe you people are sick bastards, man.
You people are sick ass bastards, man.
I can't believe you, man.
I can't.
I'm not even kidding.
I can't even believe you, man.
Oh, my God.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, my.
Normally, I would troll, but there is video proof of Captain Desi ridiculing you.
What are you talking about?
Who's just like us?
The inner circle betrayed you once.
History usually repeats you.
Nah, go shove it up your ass.
It was just a bunch of idiots in the inner circle.
They didn't betray me either.
You really shouldn't have to be able to get trolls.
Leave Desi alone, okay?
Leave everybody just leave the man alone.
Leave him alone.
All right?
We will call off the Desi witch hut in exchange for me.
Wait a minute.
Why are you trying to put this on me?
All right?
Why are you trying to put this on me, man?
Why are you trying to put this on me?
You people are sick, man.
You people are sick assholes, man.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe that.
This is where we're going, man.
This has got to be stopped.
This has got to be stopped.
And y'all have got to stop it and stop it now.
All right?
Seriously.
Everybody stop.
This is horrible.
This is freaking horrible, man.
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe you people, man.
You people are sick, man.
Ghost beaches.
Why go shove it up for you?
Why don't you end the show and go have sex with your boyfriend, Captain Dessey?
Shove it up.
Leave him alone.
Leave a goddamn alone.
Just stop.
Everybody, just stop this crap, man.
Oh, my God, folks.
I'm sorry, man.
I don't know what the, this, this, this, this whole damn show, the assholes in the troll terrorist freaking cyber vermin community, they're becoming macabre at this point in time, man.
This is getting very macabre, and I don't appreciate it, man.
I really don't appreciate this whatsoever.
I can't believe you people, man.
Oh, my God.
I cannot believe this.
I'm not even joking around.
I can't believe this crap.
You people are sick, man.
You people are sick bastards.
I don't even want to do the broadcast anymore, for Christ's sake.
I don't even want to do it.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, I can't believe you people did this to me, you know?
I can't believe you people have done this to me at this point in time.
I'm on YouTube now.
I'm on YouTube.
I'm big time.
I'm big time now.
All right?
The Texas desire.
Listen, I'm not kidding around, man.
If you sons of bitches don't stop this crap, I'm going to have to end the broadcast, man.
How can you all be this sick?
How can you all be this macabre?
This is macabre, man.
This is macabre.
The trolls are making Dessey feel the burn harder than Ghost made Charlie feel the napalm burn back in Vietnam.
Shove it up, your ass.
It's not funny.
This is nothing to troll about.
This is nothing to troll about, man.
123 in chat.
This is nothing to troll about, guys.
Seriously?
SHUT UP MOON MAN!
Oh my god!
123 for no respect for cuck ghost.
You're a son of a bitch, man.
Get him out of here.
Shut him up.
Get him out.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, my God.
Hey, ghost.
I won't let these lying shit trolls get to me.
Oh, yeah?
I'll make sure these trolls going be put in their autistic basement dwelling shithole, and I honestly sure going to be the first person to post this show on Pornhub.
What?
Wait, what?
That's not Captain Dessey.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
And what do you want, D-Ran?
This is getting boring listening to you piss and moan.
I'm freaking gulching for Christ's sake.
The Russian army.
Just skip that for Christ's sake, alright?
Get the Russian army out of here, alright?
Listen, I can't believe this, man.
We're now in the second hour of the ghost show here, and I can't believe the macabre turn that this show has gone down.
I can't believe this.
I cannot believe this for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I thought this was going to be episode 23.
Can't we all just get along?
All right?
Can't we all just get along?
Christ, man.
I got all this freaking crap all over the freaking goddamn place for Christ's sake, man.
Look at this crap.
There's crap everywhere because of you people, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hey, Ghost, if it's all the same to you, I think I am gonna bail this as scaring the hell out of you.
You know what, Captain Dessey?
I have no idea, man.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what the hell's going on, man.
All right?
This is horrible, man.
I can't believe you people.
I'm not even kidding around.
All right?
I have nothing to defend.
Ghost is trying to do his show.
How many capitalists?
He's giving us his hard-earned time to make sure we are informed.
Thank you.
Why do you all have been so hostile and dumb as a nigger?
Ah, Jesus.
Just shut up, man.
All right, shut up.
End this waste of time.
I got your waste of time right here, you son of a bitch.
All right?
It's you, trolls, that have turned this show into a macabre version of itself, man.
This is a macabre version of itself, for Christ's sake, man.
Give me my goddamn.
I need more beer for Christ's sake, man.
It's the only way I can pallet this, man.
It's the only way I could pallet it, man.
You all are listening.
This is it.
This is the damn troll terrorist, for Christ's sake.
I'm sorry, Ghost, but I can't risk my identity being leaked to these soulless.
I don't blame you, man.
I'm taking a hiatus from the show.
I'm not sure if that will be permanent or not.
In the meantime, please give my inner circle spot to Jackler.
He deserves it more.
The Jackler, the Jackler, shut up.
That's not the real captain.
Everybody is going to ghost take your underwear off.
Uncle Boyd.
I want to get to Uncle Boyd, but we can't.
Shove it up, your ass.
We can't.
You're listening to these idiots, man.
You're listening to these anal cheese-loving, yeast-infection-sniffing, herpes-schlong-fluffing, dingleberry-extracting pieces of chicken-eating cornboy trash.
You're listening to this for Christ's sake.
Respect the crippled Jew.
That's it.
Shut up, man.
Just shut up.
Just shut up.
Everybody out there, just shut up.
Everybody out there, just shut up.
Oh, my God, man.
I can't believe you people did this.
I can't believe you people, man.
I want to end the broadcast.
I'm not even joking, man.
I'm not even kidding.
I'd buy that for a doctor.
I'm not even kidding, man.
Why don't niggers have dreams?
The last one to have a dream got shot.
Oh, God.
God damn it, shut up, man.
This is serious business here.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Texas feel the burden.
Everybody just shut up, man.
All right, just shut up and give me my freaking beer.
Give me my goddamn beer, man.
I don't condone any of this stuff.
I want everybody to know that.
I want it to go on record.
I don't condone any of this trash.
This is disgusting.
Ghost, if you have time to defend Captain Dessey, the brown nose of the century, shut your mouth.
Just shut up, man.
I can't believe you people have done this, man.
I'm not even joking.
I can't believe you people.
You people are sick, man.
You people are sick.
Unlike Desi, Jackler is a man of the people.
The Trump of the Trolls.
Our champion and a man is Satan himself.
Jackler's a goddamn freaking cyber vermin piece of trash, man.
Captain is a trans testicle.
Listen, enough of this crap, alright?
Enough!
Enough, enough, enough!
Ghost wife equals porn hub, slut.
You fucking asshole!
I've had enough of this shit!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Error, just shut up!
Ghost Wife Equals Pornhub00:15:29
I mean, what do I need to do, man?
What the hell do I need to do?
Do I need to raise the goddamn text-to-speech chat price?
I mean, I'm not trying to be an Ice Poseidon, big-nosed shecklegoblin, but I don't know.
I might have to do it, man.
I might have to do it.
I can't believe this crap, man.
Oh, God.
I can't believe what you have turned episode 23 into, man.
I can't believe you, people.
I can't believe you, man.
I can't goddamn believe you, man.
I buy that for a second.
Oh, my God.
Raise the price of TTS price puppet.
F ⁇ ing assholes!
I'll do it if I want to do it.
I'll do it if I want to do it!
I'll do it if I'm...
I'll do it!
Nobody tells me what to do.
Stop, schmucks.
This is getting retarded.
Your trolls are lame, and I can guarantee y'all have nothing better to do with your lives except surround yourselves in a fantasy land.
No kidding.
And y'all take a good look in the mirror and silence yourselves.
No kidding, God of rage.
No kidding.
Look at yourselves in the mirror.
Look at yourselves and the god of reflection.
And what do you see?
You son of a bitch, man.
You're a goddamn son of a bitch.
Give me my goddamn beer.
And shut up in the chat room.
You don't win.
You don't win nothing.
All right?
You don't win nothing.
You don't win goddamn nothing, man.
You people are seeds of Satan.
You're seeds of Satan, for Christ's sake, man.
I've always wanted to ask you, do you have a mental problem?
I don't have a fucking mental problem.
You like to repeat yourself four to five times.
I don't have a mental problem, man.
I'm a man, baby.
I'm a man.
Ghost Onyx hamster is a slop.
Just shut up, alright?
Everybody just shut up.
Shut your goddamn mouth.
I can't catch my breath.
You people have done this to me, man.
I can't even catch my goddamn breath, man.
Oh, God.
God of rage equals woman hitter.
God damn it.
Can't you trolls?
Just shut up, man.
Just shut up.
Just shut your ass.
Shut up.
Just shut up, man.
Shut your mouth, man.
Oh, God.
Moon man, we're not.
Why did the nigger cross the road?
His master tugged his chain in that direction.
Oh, God.
I don't condone this racism.
I'm putting that on the record right now.
These people are internet people that are donating this, man.
Satan seed and Mrs. Ghost.
Yeah, you real funny asshole.
Real funny.
Real funny, you idiot.
Here's Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
First, I have five options on how to handle these trolls.
One, take them to the woodshed two.
Throw on the woodshipper three.
Go back to topic calls for.
Get engineered to do Chatru Martial Law and five.
Oh my god, I am afraid of the money.
I don't want to have to go through all of this, really.
What about I've got to go through all this just so I can make these goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin go away?
I've got to go through all this crap.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God.
Oh, Jesus.
I mean, what a show, man.
What a bunch of bastards you are.
You know that?
What a bunch of bastards, man.
What a bunch of goddamn bastards, man.
I mean, I'm sitting here at the freaking production notes that I handwrite myself.
And you sons of bitches have taken my show down a macabre direction that I never thought we would be going down.
I never thought we were going down, man.
And I don't even know why I should continue the broadcast if this is what you people are going to use my broadcast for, man.
I don't even understand why I should continue the broadcast.
Do you understand that?
You understand that?
I'm serious, man.
I'm serious.
And what do you want, patiently waiting?
God damn it.
I'm watching your show over on Pornhub.
Gotta say, Ghost, with how often you get fucked over, it's hard to keep patiently edging my way through this.
Shut up, I'm gonna be able to bed with that.
And I better not be relayed on Pornhub.
I'm warning you, sons of bitches.
That better be a troll.
That better be a damn troll, man.
Hey, ghosts.
What do you hear?
What do you say?
Listening to your show has made me a badass capitalist.
Last Baller Friday, I made some aid capital.
I bought an expensive hooker.
Oh, why do we need to know?
This is how much Holly costs.
Why do we care?
Can't you all just shut up, man, and just shut up?
Stop donating and shut up!
Stop donating!
And shut your stupid stinking salmon smelling holes that's dingleberry-ridden and a little nutty.
Shut up!
Everybody just shut up, man.
I can't.
I don't know how long I could take this, man.
It's only been an hour and 10 minutes, for Christ's sake, man.
It's only been an hour and ten minutes.
Oh, God.
Hey, Sonic, the head.
Come over here and rub my penis.
Oh, God, you're sick, man.
Everybody, just shut up, man.
Everybody just shut up, man.
Everybody just shut up.
All right.
I'm tired, man.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I can't believe I'm wasting this freaking hump day, man.
You know, yesterday was that super snow moon, man.
And it's obvious that it's getting to your goddamn relaxed brains out there.
Some of you goddamn sick bastards.
It's getting to your relaxed brains.
I can tell, man.
I can goddamn tell.
Oh, God.
I can't believe this, man.
It's still, I'm not even joking.
It feels like I've been broadcasting for three hours.
It's only been an hour and 11 minutes.
An hour and 11 minutes.
What is this?
We are glad to announce that YHE Ghost Show is the number one trend in our ghost sex category.
No!
That's a damn lie.
Please tell me that's a goddamn lie, no.
Shove that 15 and a half inch cock right up my ass, you $5 Jewish.
If you don't, I'll have Mrs. Ghost get in the bed with us tonight so we can have a threesome.
We can have Charlie hit it from behind.
Oh, God, you're making me douche.
Pornhub merchant.
Would you willing to post your show on Pornhub if you were monetized for it?
As someone pointed out, people are interested in the disabled Shekel Goblin category, you moose antlers shovel.
SHUT UP BITCH SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT THE HELL UP! ALL OF YOU BITCH SHUT UP!
You're pissing me off, all of you.
Oh, you're pissing me off!
And I wish this was your face!
Oh, damn it!
I wish this was your face!
Good!
Ah!
I wish that was your troll terrorist at Cyber Vermin's face!
I wish it was your face!
I wish it was your goddamn face!
I wish it was your face!
I can't believe this, man.
I can't believe this, man.
I better not be relayed on Pornhub, man.
I'm not even joking with you, trolls, man.
I better not be relayed on Pornhub, man, because if I am, it's your ass.
And I'm not even joking, man.
I've got two words for you, and I'm not joking around when I say this, man.
If you're relaying me on Pornhub, I've got two words for you, you asshole.
Punitive damages, all right?
You're a piece of crap, man.
You're a piece of crap.
I'm not joking.
You people think I'm laughing?
You think it's a joke?
Punitive damages, asshole!
I better not be relayed on Pornhub.
I'm not joking.
We don't care.
You're gonna care.
You're gonna do it, little bitch.
You're gonna care!
Ah, damn it!
You're gonna care!
Porn cub application!
What is this?
We are looking for applicants for the gangbang featuring ghost's wife and granddaughter.
Go shut up, you're assuming you're interested.
Stop talking about my family!
That's what I'm doing!
That's not funny, man.
That's not funny, man.
Punitive damage is the meme?
What the hell is that, man?
You think it's a meme?
You don't think it's real?
Try me!
If you think it's a goddamn meme, you sack of crap!
Try me!
My freaking heart's beating like a goddamn rabbit, man.
Ugh.
I can't believe it's only been an hour and 15 minutes, man.
I can't believe it's only been an hour and 15, man.
Oh, God.
I got these production notes.
I leave it alive right, man.
No, I write them, man.
Nobody even cares.
Nobody even gives a crap.
Oh, God.
Nobody even cares, man.
Oh, God.
Nobody cares.
Nobody goddamn cares, man.
Nobody cares.
What do you want?
Ghost, if you hear or read this, then you definitely like to eat farts.
Oh, shove it up, you ass.
You're a sick bastard.
You're a pervert.
Oh, God.
Okay, this doxing an IC versus troll chat war is getting out of hand, so let's change the subject.
Who is hottest hashtag resistance?
I would plow the shit out of Alyssa Milano.
Are you kidding me?
Who hasn't had Alyssa Milano?
Who hasn't had her?
Are you kidding me?
Do y'all remember when she used to do like softcore porn on Skinamax?
I mean, am I the only one that remembers that back in like the 90s?
That that's how she used to get paid before she, like, I don't know, reinvented herself as this little cute broad that's selling NFL gear.
I mean, she was doing softcore porn on Skinnamax for Christ's sake, man.
So yeah, you want somebody else's 12ths?
Go ahead.
All right.
Great.
I'm very proud of you.
It's like these same assholes that go out.
They're rock stars.
They're rap stars.
They're fighting stars.
And they go out.
And what do they go and marry?
They marry porn stars.
Stupid, man.
Stupid.
I'm really.
Hey, streaming.
I better not be streaming on pornhub.
I'm not even kidding around.
Can somebody verify if I'm being like relayed on pornhub?
I'm not even joking, man.
This is not a joke.
This is not a joke.
All right.
I am not pornographic material.
You sick-ass fanfic-loving bastards.
Maybe you are.
I'm not.
All right.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm goddamn not, for Christ's sake, man.
I can't believe you trolls have gone this goddamn far.
I'm not even kidding, man.
I'm not even kidding.
I am!
I am!
You better be joking!
You goddamn fucking assholes!
Better be joking!
You better pray to the god of troll terrorist punks that my goddamn stream is not on pornhub!
Because I said it and I'm gonna say it again!
Two words!
Two words!
Two goddamn words!
Punitive damages!
Oh my god, it's verified!
It's verified!
You son of a bitch!
Son of a f.
Son of a bitch!
Who's doing that?
Who the hell's doing that, man?
Who the hell's doing that?
I can't believe you trolls, man.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, MAN!
Oh my god, I can't...
Why do I keep doing this show, man?
I'm serious, man.
Why, man?
Why do I keep doing this crap, man?
I'm getting cyberbullied, man.
I'm getting cyberbullied, man.
You are hearing this crap, man.
Relaying me on pornhub, man.
Why, man?
Why?
Why?
Why would you do that, man?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
IS THAT- NO!
No, it's not.
It's not the real link!
It's not the real goddamn!
That better not be the real link!
Actually, I think your show should be under the category of $5 Jewish horrors, Vietnam veterans, and rice patty cripples.
Shut up!
It's not the real link!
It's not the real link, chat!
It's- it's the real link!
No, no, no, no.
Is This The Real Link00:14:41
You!
I can't believe this, for Christ's sake, man!
I can't believe I'm being posted on Pornhub!
Oh, good God!
Oh, God, I'm being posted on Pornhub!
Oh, my God!
This is horrible, man!
This is horrible!
Oh, God.
You people are sick, man.
I'm not even joking.
You perverts are sick!
You're sick!
I can't believe it, man.
Why, man?
Why would you do that, man?
Why?
Why, man?
Seriously, I'm not joking around.
Why?
Why?
Oh, my God.
It's me.
Don't worry, Ghost.
I am also going to be relaying you to XNXX and X Videos.
Any other sites I should put the show on, chat?
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
You son of a bitch.
IT'S NOT FUNNY! IT'S NOT FUNNY!
I know all you dumbass trolls looking at the chat room.
At least whoever relayed you on Pornhub tagged it as SFW and Kink.
Shut up, Moke.
That's not funny, alright?
Shut up.
This is not funny, man.
I'm not even joking.
Everybody in here, it's not funny.
I better not be on Pornhub, man.
I'm not joking.
I'm not kidding.
This is not a joke.
I used to be a serious broadcaster.
I know I always repeat that over and over and over again, but I used to be somebody, man.
I used to be somebody.
I mean, Google me, man.
Google me.
I used to have hundreds of thousands of people that listen to me for the financial insight.
For the political and social commentary, man.
And now I'm being relayed on pornhub.
And now I'm being relayed on pornhub, man.
I love how the recommended videos on your video is all hentai and pony shit.
What?
What?
I'd buy that for a while.
What are you joking?
What?
That better not be true, man.
God damn.
Dude!
Oh, God, Jennifer Hub!
Goddamn!
You!
No!
Oh, God!
Can't you all just stop it?
I'm done.
Episode 23, man.
Can't we all just get along?
Can't we all just get along, man?
Did you want this on Flash Tranny or a Shemail tube?
Transsexuals love YOY.
What?
Is that the real Amy Daly?
It's not the real Amy.
No way!
That's a troll!
That's a damn troll, man!
Stop trolling!
Stop trolling!
Stop goddamn trolling!
I'm not kidding, man.
What a horrible episode 23, man.
What a horrible episode 23, man.
I don't even know if I want to continue to do this broadcast, man.
What?
You won.
You won!
You didn't win!
Shut up!
You didn't win nothing!
Man, I'm still here even though you're making a mockery of me.
Even though you're disrespecting my show!
Even though you're relaying my show on pornhub!
I'm still standing!
I'm still standing, man!
Hey, ghost, I'm happy you're finally attending your first furry con this year to get some nice furry ass.
Hey, asshole, I'm not gonna.
I'm not- I'm not that furry con.
Shut up, that's a goddamn lie, man.
Ghost equals number one trend porn star.
That better not be for real, bitch.
Shut up, you better be trolling!
Take my shit off fucking porn hub!
Excuse my fridge!
Take my content off porn hub, man!
God, I can't believe you, sick, fucking perverted trolls!
I can't believe you, man!
Oh, God.
Pornhub should make a new category and political hambones and put some other videos in the category.
Shut up, BBA.
Jeremy, just shut up, man.
I can't believe this, man.
I'm serious, man.
I thought I was gonna have a decent hump day show, man.
I thought I was gonna have a decent episode 23, man.
I'm trying to extend an olive branch to you, trolls, man.
Can't we all just get along?
The bitch man whore show.
I'm not a whore!
Shut up!
Shut up!
I'm not a fucking whore!
Don't call me!
Stop calling me that crap, man!
Stop calling me this crap!
I warned you.
Oh, you goddamn trolls are in hot water with me, man.
You're in freaking hot water with me.
Don't, don't call me a goddamn whore.
I'm not a goddamn $5 whore.
Shut up.
Everybody, just shut your goddamn hole.
Everybody just shut your hole.
Oh, my God, you're making me drink like a goddamn fish.
I need to blow my nose, man.
You goddamn trolls are making me secrete mucus, man.
my god oh my god What is it, boat?
It's true.
You're on the SFW category of Pornhub tagged kink 2.
In recommended videos, Asian porn, hentai, and anime.
No, man, no, Pornhub!
I don't even like that!
Cartoon Girl fetish shit!
No!
No!
Oh, God!
Checking the video, you're also tagged as crippled, Vietnamese, inspirational, bald, mortal.
Sons of troll terrorists, are you serious?
Oh, my God!
Son of a fish!
I am you, troll, man!
Aha!
Oh my god, ghost number one gay porn star!
I can't believe you fucking posted my crap on Pornhub!
I'm not a pervert, man!
I'm not a goddamn pervert!
And I can't believe you people have made a mockery of my show!
I mean, good God!
And shut up in the chat room!
It's not funny!
Shut up!
Shut up!
It's not fucking funny!
Shut up!
Shut up!
I'm gonna end this goddamn broadcast!
If you all don't shut the hell up!
I'm looking at you with the chat rope shut!
Stop laughing!
Stop goddamn laughing!
Stop goddamn laughing!
Stop goddamn laughing, man!
Stop goddamn laughing!
I can't believe this crap, man!
Ghost, I think the reason why these trolls are trolling you so hard is because you didn't get them radio graffiti on Monday's episode.
What are you talking about?
Do you think?
Do you think they deserve radio graffiti for Christ's sake?
Do you think they deserve radio graffiti?
Listen to these people!
Listen to these people!
Do you think they deserve radio graffiti?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, my heart's beating like a rabbit.
I can't even catch my freaking breath, man.
I can't even catch my breath.
I need another beer, man.
I'm sorry.
I mean, I thought if I kept drinking, man, it would make the freaking pain go away, man.
Make the pain of these goddamn trolls go away, man.
But it doesn't, man.
It doesn't.
It doesn't, man.
Give me some more beer.
I need some more beer.
These freaking troll terrorists, man.
I need some more beer, man.
Oh, my God.
And these, look at them, they think they deserve radio graffiti.
You get what you get.
Shut up.
After what you've done to my show and after what you have turned this show into, you get what you get.
shut up man Pornhubz has I don't even know what the hell that means All right, something up, pornhub.
Just shut up, alright?
I get it.
You asshole trolls think you're so goddamn cute putting my goddamn content on pornhub and I don't appreciate it, man.
I don't goddamn appreciate it, man.
This is a troll that has gone too far.
All right.
This is a troll that has gone too far.
It's gone too far.
This has gone way too far.
Everybody just stopped.
This has gone way too far, man.
I thought episode 23, man.
Can't we all just get along?
Can't we all just get along, man?
Oh my god.
I need some more beer, man.
I need some more beer to take the pain away.
I need some more beer to take the pain away.
Oh.
Oh my God.
I mean, man, you people are sick.
I'm not even kidding.
You people are sick.
I'm not even encouraged.
I don't even have the enthusiasm.
I'm just saying, man.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
And I can't believe this.
I can't believe you, man.
What is this?
Pornhub has ads on my shit.
It's being monotox.
Fucking put in the damages, man.
I'm telling you.
And shut up, ghost quotes.
Shut up.
I am your host, the man known as Ghost.
I never said that.
Shut up.
I'm featured on YouTube and Pornhub.
To find my show, go to YouTube or Pornhub, and in the search bar, just look up Ladyboy Enthusiast or Engineering.
Shut up, man.
This is the first time.
100 RPM Central Standard Time, February 20th, 19.
Shut up!
I never said that, man.
Shut up.
Oh, I never said that, man.
Oh, my God.
I can't take this, man.
Hey, Pornler!
Hail, Goddamn!
Shut up!
Get up!
Get up!
IT'S NOT FUNNY, IT'S NOT FUNNY, IT'S NOT FUNNY, IT'S NOT FUNNY, IT'S NOT FUNNY, WHY DON'T YOU GODDAMN TROLS FIND THE GODDAMN SHOW, AND It's not funny!
I buy that for a dollar!
X hamboats!
Shut up!
It's not funny!
Everybody, just shut up, and it's not funny.
Everybody, just shut up!
Everybody, just shut up, man.
Everybody, just shut up.
Everybody, just shut your mouth.
Everybody.
I don't even know if I should continue this show anymore.
I need to blow my nose.
I'm going to blow my nose.
Oh, my God.
I gotta catch my breath.
Everybody's gotta catch my breath.
Oh, my God.
Look at all this crap I got all over my office.
For Christ's sake, look at this crap.
Look at all this crap, man.
Oh, God.
Shut up, you porn whore.
Stop Calling Me A Porn Whore00:15:19
I'm not a goddamn porn whore and shut up.
I'm not a whore!
I'm not a...
Shut up.
I'm not a goddamn whore.
Shut up.
Everybody, just shut up.
Oh, my God.
Everybody, just shut up.
I'm not a whore.
I'm not a whore, man.
I'm not a goddamn whore.
I deserve more respect than this.
I deserve more respect.
I mean, good God, doesn't everybody understand this throughout the internet and throughout the world for Christ's sake?
I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
I'm a nice guy.
Oh, God.
Pornhub bone, go shove it up your ass, man.
Oh, God, you're making me belch, man.
You're making me goddamn belch, man.
I don't know how many times I could take this, man.
I'm not even joking.
I don't know who can take this, man.
I don't know who can take this.
Who could take this, man?
Who could take this kind of abuse, man?
This is cyberbullying, man.
This is cyberbullying.
And shut up, man.
Jew-nose ass poker guy.
Shut up, man.
That's racist, and I don't condone that.
Look, I'm not even joking around with you, goddamn trolls, man.
Don't call me a goddamn whore.
All right, I'm not a whore.
I'm not a whore.
Everybody, just shut up.
I'm not a goddamn whore.
And if you call me a whore again, man, I'm gonna.
I'm gonna.
You're gonna get it.
That's all I'm gonna say to you, sacks of crap.
You're gonna get it, man.
Give me my goddamn drink, man.
It's the only thing.
That's the only thing that takes the pain away, man.
Oh, my God.
How many beers have I had, man?
Two, four, six, eight, man.
The whore master.
Yeah, that, yeah, you know, whore master ghost.
You can call me that.
Oh, yes, I am the whoremaster.
Oh, yes.
I am the whoremon.
I'm not a whore, all right?
I'm not a goddamn whore.
I'm a man, baby.
Do you understand that?
And the only way I can take this, the only way I can take this is just keep drinking, man.
I'm just, or maybe I need to break out the devil's lettuce.
I hate.
I hate that I have to break out the devil's lettuce for Christ's sake, man.
NG Tops ghost on pornhub.
Shut up, alright?
Everybody, just shut up.
I've had enough.
I don't want to hear anymore about me being posted on pornhub, all right?
All right, shut up.
I don't want to hear about me being posted on pornhub.
I don't want to hear it, all right?
I don't want to hear it.
And shut up, ghost quotes.
I'm a whore.
Everybody's saying I'm not a whore.
Shut up.
I'm a whore.
Engineer, get over here.
My legs are spread.
And I'm not a whore.
I'm not a whore.
I'm not a goddamn whore.
Shut up!
I'll print them on my computer whore.
I'm not a whore!
I'm not a whore!
Gores for shekels!
Shut up!
I'm not a whore!
I'm not a 3R or 5R whore!
Shut up!
Hail Hoiler!
Hail whoreler!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Get up!
Ah!
I'm not a whore!
Oh, God.
Engineer, do your job, man!
Back me up here, man!
They're calling me a whore!
Back me up!
Back me up here, man!
Well, back me up!
To you stupid, dumb internet people!
To you stupid, dumb troll, terrorist, and cyber verbin!
I am not a whore!
Do you understand it?
I am not a whore!
Oh, God!
Melting pot of whore, you scumbag!
Melting pot of whore!
I got your whore!
Shit!
Got your guts!
I got your whore for Christ's sake!
Oh, God!
I'm not joking around!
Everybody, just stop!
You deserve no respect!
Stop calling me a goddamn whore!
Okay!
Okay!
Ah, big man!
Just stop it!
Just stop!
Everybody, just stop your ass, man!
I don't appreciate it, man!
I don't appreciate it!
I'm not a whore!
I'm not a goddamn whore!
You clearly are!
Shut up!
I'll end the show!
Shut up, I'll end the cockpit show!
And shut up, ghost!
Shut up!
Stop calling me a whore.
I'm going to back up into you.
Get ready, Engineer.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
I'm taking 10 steps towards you with my butt crack.
I never said that.
Shut up.
I never said that.
Shut up.
I never said that.
Back me up, Engineer.
I need some backup.
Back me up for Christ's sake.
Whore pot of friendship, whoreing potter friend.
Shut up with the whore trolls, man.
I'm not joking.
You're pissing me off.
I'm not a whore.
Alright?
And I wish the goddamn engineer would back me up for Christ's sake.
Oh, God.
I mean, you're all listening.
All of you are listening to what I gotta put up with, man.
I thought I was gonna have a decent show for episode 23, man.
Can't we all just get along?
Seriously, man.
Can't we all just get along?
Oh, God.
I don't even know what to say anymore.
I don't even know what to say for Christ.
Liar, liar, whore, liar, whore, and you know it.
What?
What the hell was that?
Liar!
Liar, whore, liar, whore, and you know it.
God damn it, what's that?
You engineer?
You son of a bitch!
Damn it!
Damn it!
Son of a bitch!
Damn it.
Oh my god.
No The whore episode 23, shut up!
Shut up, everybody!
Shut up!
Everybody, just shut up the screaming horse shout!
Shut up, man!
Shut up!
Oh, God!
Shut up, engineer!
God damn it!
Stop from it!
Shut up!
Shut up!
I'm gonna throw something at the fucking engineer for Christian Harry.
Get out of here!
God damn it!
Shut up, bitch!
Oh my gosh!
I need to take a goddamn break, man.
I can't keep going.
I can't keep going like this.
I'm not even kidding, man.
I'm not even kidding.
I gotta take a break.
I gotta get my bearings straight.
And let me tell you something.
I'm gonna discipline the engineer for Christ's sake, man.
I told you, engineer.
I told you to back me up for Christ's sake, man.
Melting whore of friendship, you son of a bitch.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Ghost man of the night.
SHUT UP WITH THE WHORE! UGH, DAMMIT! SHUT UP!
Engineer is right, you know!
God damn it, engineer!
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!
AHH! DUDE! DUDE! AHH! OH MY GOD, I NEED A BREAK!
I need a goddamn break!
I need a goddamn break!
I need a goddamn break, man!
I need a break, fucking engineer!
I can't believe you've done this, man.
I can't believe it, man.
I can't believe it, man.
It's bad enough.
These trolls have taken my show down a goddamn macabre direction.
This is what they've got, for Christ's sake, man.
What is this?
In today's news, Texan whore distracts military aged men on YouTube as his Democrat whore masters prepare the coup against the president.
Only one stopping the hambone is Alex Jones and a crash.
Shut your mouth, Anonymous.
Shut your goddamn mouth.
Oh my god.
I gotta stop.
I gotta take a break, man.
My heart's beating like a goddamn rabbit, for Christ's sake, man.
It's an hour and 46.
Hey, whore, take a break.
Shut the hell up!
No go on in a while!
Ghost introduced me to Carl.
What have you fucking trolls done for me lately?
I think you trolls should be tied naked to a fence post at Ram Ranch.
Then we'll see who the real whores are.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean, Derby 378.
I don't know, man.
I need a break.
And shut up.
All you people calling me a whore, just shut up, man.
Engineer, I'm not even joking around.
What?
Oh, my God.
Donald Trump sidekick, shut up.
Everybody, just shut up, man.
Everybody, just shut up.
God damn it.
Oh, God.
Shut up, for Christ's sake.
God!
I'm taking a break.
I'm taking a goddamn break.
I can't take it anymore for Christ's sake, man.
I'm sitting over here.
I'm giving you my heart.
I'm giving you my goddamn heart for Christ's sake, you son of a bitch.
Oh, my God.
I'm giving you my heart.
I'll be right back.
Engineer, you better put the intro music.
I'm not even kidding, man.
You better put the intro music, man.
I gotta take a break.
I gotta take a break.
Oh, my God.
I gotta take a break, man.
Oh, God.
I'll be right back, folks, man.
I can't.
I can't keep going like this, man.
I gotta take a break, man.
I gotta get my bearings straight, man.
Give me more beer.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghosty Daniel, go shove it up your ass, man.
Go shut up your ass.
You people are freaking, you're hurting me, man.
That's what you people are doing.
That's what you people are doing, man.
You're making a mockery of my show, man.
You're making a mockery of it, man.
And I can't believe you, man.
You macabre trolls.
You macabre cyber vermin, for Christ's sake.
Press S stab in the heart.
You have stabbed me in a freaking heart.
You've stabbed me in the heart, man.
You've stabbed me in a goddamn heart.
I need a break, man.
I just got to get my bearings straight, man.
I mean, y'all, y'all have listened to this disgusting show, episode 23, man.
Can't we all just get along?
I mean, seriously, man, that's all I wanted.
I just wanted a goddamn show where we could all just get along.
And it's obvious that that's not going to be the goddamn case.
That's not going to be the case, you know?
And I don't know how much longer I could take this, man.
I mean, y'all are trolling me on text-to-speech, man.
Y'all are putting my relay on pornob.
I mean, good God.
Can't we all just get along?
Can't we all just get along, man?
Oh, God.
Give me my freaking drink, man.
Oh, God.
Get those freaking beers for Christ's sake.
Here's a little bit more beer in this one, for Christ's sake, man.
Let's get along, you whore.
Stop.
I'm not joking with you sons of bitches, man.
Give Me My Freaking Drink00:07:55
Stop calling me a goddamn whore.
I'm not a whore.
All right?
I'm not a whore.
I'm not a whore.
All right, everybody, just shut up with this crap.
I'm not a goddamn whore, man.
I'm a man, baby.
I'm a man, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
Pornley ghost.
I heard Ghost is moving to Pornhub and Engineer is taking over the show.
Shut up.
That's not true.
Just shut up, man.
Everybody, just shut your stupid stinking holes.
I'm not even kidding, man.
I'm not even joking around, man.
You're a bunch of transsexual turd burglars.
You're a bunch of trans-testicle turd burglars, man.
Oh, my God.
I gotta take a break.
I'm sorry.
I'm not judging.
Yes, you're a whore.
Shut up.
I'm not a whore.
Shut your stupid stinking mouth.
I'm gonna take a break.
I'm gonna take a break and get my goddamn bearing straight, okay?
And once I take a break and I come back, I'm gonna have to.
I'm gonna have to.
Where you are live here?
I'm live on chatterbait!
I'm like, you fucking bastard!
No!
God!
Oh, God, no!
I'm live on Shatterbait!
You goddamn trolls!
You goddamn trolls!
You goddamn!
Oh, God!
Ah!
Damn it!
Why don't you do trolls?
Just leave me alone!
Just leave me alone, man!
Just leave me alone, man!
I can't believe you shut up, bitches, man!
I can't believe you!
Oh, God, I'm freaking belchy, man.
oh my god i gotta i gotta take a break man I gotta take a break.
You're putting me on pornhub.
You're putting me on chatterbait.
Stop.
Everybody, just stop.
Everybody, just stop.
Everybody, just stop, man.
I can't believe this, man.
I can't believe that this is what I'm becoming, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to take the last drink of my beer, and then I'm going on a break.
And when I come back, I'm going to come back in better spirits, man.
I'm not joking around.
I'm not letting you trolls bully me anymore, man.
I'm not going to let you cyberbully me, man.
I just need a break.
I just need a breath of fresh air.
That's all I need is a breath of fresh air, man.
All right.
Don't go anywhere.
All right.
Don't go anywhere.
I just need a break for Christ's sake.
I just need a goddamn break.
All right.
I'm going to go take a break, okay?
And I'm going to play the intro music of the broadcast, which is called Insanity Control on YouTube.
It's royalty-free.
Do you got it, Engineer, for Christ's sake?
Do you got it for Christ's sake?
That's not it, goddamn engineer, you son of a bitch!
Put the goddamn music on and put it now before you get fired!
Put on the music now!
Yeah, who's dicking who now?
Shut up!
Put it on, Engineer!
Put on the music!
Put on the goddamn music!
I'm taking a break!
Don't you punks go anywhere!
PUT IT ON!
PUT IT ON!
I'm not even joking around, man!
Stick there into your goddamn job!
You understand me?
Damn it!
Do your damn job!
Back up!
And put me back on the air.
I got damn now!
Are we ready or what?
Smoking Dick Cheese Strain00:15:19
All right, all right, all right.
Hey, what's going on, everybody?
Take me off the air, engineer.
Thank you very much.
All right, I appreciate that.
All right, all right, well, everybody, I'm back and I'm okay now.
Okay, everybody, I'm back and I'm okay.
Jesus Christ, what?
An episode 23.
I mean, I thought that we could get along here.
Can't we all just get along, please?
And it's obvious that we can't.
All right.
Now, we will not hear any more engineer little shenanigans that we heard earlier.
I made sure that the engineer knows his place.
You know your place, right, engineer?
So that's all there is to it, okay?
Now that we're back, before we get into anything else, I don't even know where we're going with this show for Christ's sake, man.
I thought that we were, you know, going to have a have a decent that started the markets, you know.
But you people are not going to let me have a show, huh?
I think I mean, I'd buy that for a time.
Who are abusing the talent?
I'm the talent, asshole.
Ghost, me, I'm the, listen, I'm going to stop.
Everybody, just calm down.
Everybody, just calm down.
It me Penylamat.
Hello from you, million of fan in Indonesia.
Hey, Indonesia.
Muslim ruin our country and kill Christians all over, and America will be same if you let Muslim in.
What the hell are you talking about?
What the hell are you saying?
Got somebody from Indonesia over here trying to promote like, I don't know, who knows?
Abu Dhabi, whatever.
Anyway, listen, let's break open another beer.
Let me break open the devil's lettuce, you know, the grass, the reefer.
And I'm still trying to catch my breath, folks.
I'm sorry, man.
Hit the whore with a bat NG.
Shut up, all right?
The NG engineer, he earns his money, all right?
I pay the engineer, okay?
Just want you all to know that, all right?
So anyway, look, just stop donating, okay?
Everybody, just stop.
Everybody just stop donating right now.
Because I'm going to try to have a moment here with myself because you people have not only made fun of me, but you people have taken this goddamn show to a macabre area that I really don't appreciate, man.
You people are out here are trying to dox people.
I mean, what kind of fucking sick maniacs are you, man?
I can't believe you people.
I buy that for a dollar.
I'm a whore.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
All right.
Listen, I'm not taking any more of this.
I'm going to get some more beer.
So let's go ahead and do that right now.
More beer.
Okay, I'm going to go ahead and drink some more beer.
And then I'm going to break out.
Listen to this, man.
Let's do that, huh?
I'm going to break out some of the devil's lettuce.
Now, I want everybody to realize that the devil's lettuce that I'm breaking out is the same devil's lettuce that I broke out the last time.
It's called Dick Cheese.
Has anybody ever heard of this strain?
Whatever the strain is, it's called Dick Cheese.
It's pretty, you know, it's pretty goddamn good for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm just, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, all right?
So let's go ahead and get some more beer and let's go ahead and crack open the beer and then we're going to go ahead and get some of the devil's lettuce.
The strain is called dick cheese.
It is a hybrid of sativa and indica.
All right.
It smells pretty gnarly.
I want to be honest with you.
It smells pretty.
Let me open this up.
It's in a live lock bag.
And let me tell you, the dealer that I go through, even though tetrahydrocannabinol is still not fully legal in Texas, I've got a pretty good weed man.
You know, I met him because he was a, you know, he was a little Mexican kid on the corner selling candy apples.
You know, and I went up to him and say, hey, the mota, where's the mota?
Mota.
Miqueres mota.
And he was like, oh, no queres mota.
He went to like, you know, you know, anyway, that's that's besides the point.
Regardless, it's always medicinal.
This is medicinal weed that I am smoking here.
All right.
And I'm going to go ahead and open it up right now.
I'm going to open it up right now.
All right.
I poured the beer in there.
Where's my pipe?
Where's my pipe?
Where's my goddamn pipe at?
I can't even find it.
Oh, there it is.
It's amidst all the beer can.
There's a lot of beer cans out here.
So, look, what I'm going to do here is I got a little bit of a weed pipe here.
And for you folks that don't know, I don't like to smell up my Dan Green.
What are you talking about?
You're smoking dick cheese now.
Well, you're really asking for it, aren't you, you dirty whore?
You fucking son of a bitch.
Shut up, man.
Why do you have to like relate the kind of the strain of weed that I'm smoking to some whore stuff, man?
Enough of the dirty whore crap.
I'm not a whore, okay?
I'm not a goddamn whore.
Stormy's ghostlers.
Don't call me ghostler, you asshole.
I've told you people that.
All right.
Now, I'm trying to load it.
Don't call me ghostler.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm trying to load up the bowl here.
And let me tell you, this smells pretty gnarly, man.
It's, you know, I got to keep the livelock sealed.
It'll smell up the whole goddamn house, just the goddamn smell of the tetrahydrocannebinol.
So with that being said, let me go ahead and put some of this in here.
And then once I do that, I want to kind of chill with you folks.
And I wanted to kind of talk about the things that I had on the agenda, but obviously that's not going to be the case.
I mean, I really don't appreciate what you fucking sons of bitches have done to my broadcast, man.
I really don't, man.
I really don't here.
All right.
So with that being said, let me go ahead and take one more swig of some beer.
All right.
And let's go ahead and smoke some of this dick cheese, huh?
Hey, ghost, I am about to be on papers for a good half year and not allowed to smoke any lettuce.
Really?
Can I have a quick shout out and let me know when you're taking a puff so we can smoke up together?
Well, geez, hey, simulator, I'm about to smoke it up right now.
I've got the pipe in one hand.
I've got this Bic lighter.
And Bic, you suck.
I want you to know that you can make Lydas better than this.
All right.
I mean, aren't Bicks made in the USA?
Let me see.
It's made in the USA, right?
Made in the USA.
We're better than this.
Okay?
Bic.
All right.
I'm going to take a hit right now.
So all you folks that kind of want to, you know, because look, I mean, people that are trying to frown upon me smoking the devil's lettuce, you have to realize that it's like legal in like, I don't know how many states in the country, man.
You know, it's like legal.
I don't know how many states in the country.
So anyway, let me go ahead.
Hold on, hold on.
I got to belch again because you sons of bitches here.
See that?
It's because of you people.
All right.
I'm going to go ahead and take a hit in five, four, three, two, one.
Here we go.
Oh, yeah.
And by the way, I use fabric softener sheets on a roll to blow out from so it doesn't, you know, so it doesn't get the room smelly.
And you got to hold it in, man.
You got to hold it and let it hit the brain.
Let it hit the brain.
You got to hold it in.
I hate these pussies that blow it out real quick.
Now that's pretty good.
You see that man just one bit of dick cheese.
I mean, it's just wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh, man.
Here, let me pop my neck really fast.
Oh, do you hear my neck pop, man?
Do you hear that shit, man?
Good God.
Here, let me pop the other side of my neck.
Oh, good God, my man.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Just one hit of that shit.
I got to get another one, man.
I got to get another hit of the wacky tobaki.
I got it.
I'm sorry.
Here we go.
Oh, yeah.
I think I had a little too much, but I'm going to hold it and let it separate me.
Oh, God.
I need another tissue, man.
I'm not even joking, man.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe you people have got me going to this, man.
It's the only way I can pallet this fucking show.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
Sorry, I had to blow my nose again, man.
Oh, man.
Man, now that feels a lot better.
That feels a lot better.
You know that?
There's nothing better than, you know, you have a few beers in you, and then you like smoke a little bit of tetrahydrocannabinol.
Man.
I mean, what a, you know, you know, I have, I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, okay?
And one of my blacks, one of my blacks, every time we're partying, he likes to do one of these hooty hoo.
Y'all ever heard of that?
Y'all ever heard of that?
Hootie-hoo.
He likes to do one of them hootie-hoos.
You know, I have to do it now.
That's what I feel.
I feel like doing a hootie-hoo.
Man, look, I mean, you know, people in the goddamn chat room are trying to say that I'm a pothead.
Pothead pornler.
Shut up, man.
I knew you guys were going to go there, man.
I knew you guys were going to go there.
All right.
But, man, I have to break this out.
This is when I stop, you know, I don't know what you, it's like a relief of your nerves.
I don't know how to explain tetrahydrocannabinol or the devil's lettuce, man.
It's like the release of your nerves.
Like, you know, I've only had two hits of this.
This is dick cheese strain, by the way.
And I just feel like, I mean, that's how I feel, man.
I mean, I want to hit another one.
I mean, I think I'm almost going to cash the bowl, but this is just, this is, this is great.
All right.
This is just unbelievable here.
All right.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to have another drink of the Baruski.
I'm sorry for folks.
Listen, this was a horrible show today.
I thought that, I don't know.
I thought that we were going to get something.
I thought that We had something going on, but you know, I don't know, man.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
I'm not even kidding around.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
I'm seeing you on chatter.
Listen, I better not be on chatterbait.
I better not be on pornhub.
That better be a goddamn troll.
I'm not even kidding, right?
That better be a goddamn troll.
Look, I'm under tetrahydrocannabinol and booze now.
So I'm not, you know, I'm kind of just kind of, I'm kind of like mellow and like going with the flow and going with the with the wave and all that stuff.
All right.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take one more hit of this.
And I don't even know what to do.
We're, we're two hours and 11 minutes into this broadcast, and it's been like a fucking complete goddamn emotional roller coaster for me.
I want to be completely honest with you.
That's what that's what you people do to me.
You know that?
That's what you, it's a, it's, it, it's, I don't think anybody could put up with the kind of crap that I put up with, man.
This is fucking, I mean, just leave Captain Desi alone.
I can't believe you went down that macabre direction, you sacks of crap.
I mean, seriously, man.
Good God.
Let me get my last hit here.
Cash this bowl here.
Cash that bowl, man.
All right.
I feel pretty good.
I feel pretty good.
Except rubbing my hands.
See, I'm doing the oyve.
Doing the ove.
Do the oyve.
Do the ove.
I don't know if I should be doing that right now.
Anyway, let me exhale this.
All right.
Everybody.
All right.
Now, now everybody, I'm cool now.
I'm cool.
This is great.
This is a great feeling.
This is a great feeling.
I love this feeling.
There's not a better feeling than, you know, having a bowl of some freaking, you know, hardcore, sticky, wicky, wacky tobacco.
And then, you know, you mix it with some beers for Christ's sake.
I'm feeling pretty good, man.
I'm feeling nice.
I'm feeling mellow.
And you know something?
I mean, I even forgive the engineer for what he just did, which I don't really appreciate, fucking engineer.
But you know what?
Because I'm under the influence, I forgive you and I love you.
Okay?
Do you forgive me?
Yeah, he forgives me.
All right.
Anyway, folks, I'm feeling pretty good.
You know, I'm feeling pretty good.
I'm a feels good man.
I'm a feels good man.
That's what I'm feeling like.
All right.
I don't even know where I got these production notes here.
I know I should be, I don't know.
I should be doing something.
Should we talk about something, Engineer?
Understanding Jewish Persecution00:10:19
Can we at least talk about what's his name?
Juicy Smollett.
Can we talk about Juicy Smollett for a little bit?
This guy that faked his own hate crime when all the leftist media and Kamala Harris and Corey Booker was like, you see, this is a modern day lynching, baby.
Jesse Smollett.
And let me tell you, I did not talk about this.
And I'll tell you why I didn't talk about this because I knew that this was a very controversial subject.
There was a guy that I don't really watch, but I've seen him on YouTube.
He got banned from Facebook criticizing or being critical of Jesse Smollett's allegations when they first came out.
I was very skeptical of them too, folks.
I mean, does everybody not remember that the riot that happened during Trump's campaign happened in Chicago?
Y'all remember Trump Rally Shy?
Hashtag Trump Rally Shy?
It was the riot in the San Francisco, or excuse me, the Chicago area.
They're both the same Chicago, San Francisco, right?
In the Chicago area, they rioted all over the place.
And what?
You're meaning to tell me that, you know, a couple of white boys with some MAGA hats are going to come up to some guy and be like, it's MAGA Contraboy.
I mean, just imagine the concoction.
I'm going to talk about it now, because now everybody knows that he is he's, he's.
He faked his own assault but uh, he claimed that he got assaulted by two white boys in Maga hats ghost, confirmed Jew.
First of all, I am not a Jew.
And secondly, so what if I was?
So what if I was hi ghost?
How do you think capitalists should handle the increasing menace of Jewish subversion of Western society?
Hey hey, Whoa flooded Europe with an America and no one seems to care.
You know what i'm going to address this, since everybody's all about Jew, this and Jew that.
You want to know why everybody, I guess, has this bad connotation towards Jewish people.
It's because Jewish people, whether one wants to admit it or not, are the most loyal people to one another than anyone else, with the exception of a few secret societies and, you know maybe, religious institutions.
But that's what makes the Jews that, in my opinion very, very hated is that they are the most dedicated and the most loyal to one another than anyone else.
And you see folks, I mean that's one thing to criticize them for that, but you can criticize them and actually apply it to your own life and do the same thing.
You know, you can have your own family.
You know you, you can, you can raise your own children.
You can raise your own children how you feel they should be raised.
I I don't think that everybody should be, you know, I don't know just throwing hatred towards Jewish folk.
I mean Jewish folk uh, they're born into uh not only a a.
They're born into a dogma in which they are told from the beginning of their lives that they should be loyal to.
And I think people should realize that, while uh most of America and Western Civilization are putting their children in front of Caillou cartoons and uh Teletubbies and, you know, Spongebob and all this other nonsense uh, the Jewish children are Certainly not being exposed to that.
They are very stricted in their teachings of them at very early ages.
So while everybody's parents are, you know, doing whatever they have to do, because you know, isn't the whole concept of life, you know, trying to progress oneself.
They're subjected to these entertainment arenas.
And that's why you have, in my personal opinion, a bunch of people that, you know, have more sentimental feelings towards cartoons and toys and things of that capacity than the, you know, everybody who's hating the Jews, the Jews do.
I mean, if you're going to be hating the Jews, you should be being like them instead of hating them.
And that's been my criticism of everybody who's been critical of the Jews in my view.
I just think that everybody's hating because they're loyal.
I mean, you can't blame these folk.
I mean, they're loyal.
You know, they're loyal to each other.
That's what makes them a force in this world.
And let me tell you, I'm not every, you know, I know people are sitting here.
You know, they're calling me some kind of Jew, whatever.
But let's be honest, man.
These people have been persecuted since a considerable amount of written history.
I buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
But, ghost, they've flooded Europe with Arabs and apes to destroy all sense of national identity and now lock up everyone who criticizes them for hate speech.
America's next if we don't fight it.
Chris, that right there.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
Ghost Gay on me.
I now have you streaming on Gay Pornhub 2, and there are ads running as well.
That's great.
Don't worry.
Next is Red Two.
The stream is called Crippled Whiny Jew Gang.
That's great.
Don't worry about it.
I'll get my Jewish lawyer to get, you know, don't worry about it.
Anyway, listen, Chris.
Jewish folks didn't have anything to do with Europe.
Europe voluntarily, voluntarily decided that it wanted to be socialist.
And in socialism, what do you do?
I mean, whether it's socialism or communism, I've told you kids that you, as an individual, are relinquishing your rights to everything in your life, your decision-making, your planning, what you want to do in life, etc., to the state.
Okay.
And in Europe, for many years, believe me, I've lived a long time from like the late 70s up until about 2012.
Europe, Americans would go backpacking in Europe, man.
You know, I personally knew somebody, and I'm going to be candid with you.
I personally knew somebody that spent 10 years of their fucking idiot fucking liberal lives in his liberal life in Europe.
And he thought it was great because he was living the European socialism that these socialists were trying to feed the people.
Now, many people are going to ask, well, Ghost, why would the government do that?
The government was doing that to pacify Europe.
You keep calling Jews the most persecuted group, but you are wrong.
The most persecuted class is gamers.
Hashtag GamersRiseUp.
Okay, all right.
All right.
That's a good troll.
Listen, what I'm trying to say is that you folks need to realize that this is a lot more complicated than what you folks are believing in the abstract.
You know, there's many ways to look at a situation.
You can look at a situation and say, hey, I don't like that situation.
And when you say you don't like that situation, it's an abstract thought.
You know, you're not explaining explicitly why you don't like that situation.
You know, you're just saying, you know what?
I don't like it.
And in your subconscience, you may not like it because of the fucking looks or, you know, because of the way they speak, the way they talk, whatever the case might be.
But somebody who will explicitly say why they don't like something is going to be far more honorable and more listened to than that that lives or talks in the abstract.
And that's why I keep telling you folks, leftism, liberalism, Democrats, they live in their rhetorical dreams in the abstract.
Everything they say on the left, it sounds great, doesn't it?
We're going to feed the poor.
We're going to help black people.
We're going to help these people.
We're going to help this.
Yeah, that sounds very good in the abstract.
But let's be honest, let's take a look at history, man.
The Democrats have been in control many times.
And every time they've been in control, they have hurt the minorities that they claim to help.
Adolph Ghostler.
Stop defending the Jews just because you are one.
I'm not afraid.
Just because you think you're big shit now, because you're trending on Pornhub does not mean you're right.
Stop.
You asshole.
I'm trending on Pornhub.
Go shove it up your ass.
Listen, I'm not a Jew.
I'm not a Jew.
Obviously, I'm not a Jew.
Okay.
But I'm not going to hate on Jews because their culture and their religion and what they do is the most loyal.
They're a very loyal people.
All right.
And the way they look at life is way different than everybody else out here who is looking at life in a very different capacity.
And I just want you all to understand this: that, you know, instead of hating on Jewish folks, you need to understand how Jewish folks become what they become so that it gives you the fuel inside of you to hate them.
Loyalty And Gambling In Israel00:03:08
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just, look, I know, I know, there's a lot of people that are going to be like, you know what, Ghost, you're a fucking Jew.
I can see it.
You got a goddamn yarmulke on your ass and you're eating a bagel right now.
I get it.
Okay.
I'm just simply stating anybody who says, I don't like these people and they don't explain why, then you're dealing in the abstract.
All right.
No one cares, you whore.
Oh, oh, oh, I'm talking a little, I'm just, I'm just, I'm listen, I'm just talking a little bit of reality, you know, and because it's a little ghost swamp nose, go shove it up your ass.
Because I'm just trying to say that the Jews are hated because they are the most loyal to one another, and I'm basically slapping you idiots in the reality face of fucking facts.
You people are like, oh, fuck you, ghost.
You're a piece of crap.
Why am I a piece of crap?
Because I'm explaining reality here.
You know, I'm a realist, brah, okay?
I mean, my life, I'm going to be, I'm going to be completely honest with you, okay?
Everything that I've ever gotten was, I'm a self-made guy, okay?
And regardless of how big it is or how small it is or whatever, it doesn't really matter.
I'm a self-made guy.
I'm a capitalist.
It was capitalism and my freedom to be able to use my decisions to get whatever I've obtained at this point to obtain it.
You understand?
We would not be able to do that in any other fucking system of government than the one we have today.
You can't do that in the EU.
You can't do that in Europe.
You know something?
Have you ever viewed broadcasts like from a European perspective?
I watch European broadcasts.
I like rugby.
I don't want to get into too much of my personal detail.
But you know what they're advertising on a consistent basis in Europe?
Gambling.
Gambling all the time.
Hey, hey, won't you come over here and get Patty Power?
They're being advertised gambling on a fucking consistent basis.
Now, why is that?
Because the only way you're going to get a good holiday, you know, you guys are out there going to get a holiday out there in Europe.
The only way you're going to get a good holiday is if you fucking win something in gambling in Europe.
Okay.
I mean, that's just the way it is, man.
And most folks in Europe, whenever they're born into a situation, that's what they are.
I mean, you know, you unappreciative Americans out here don't realize that American, American people is the last form of freedom.
It's the last form of freedom.
Hey, it's the happy merchant.
What up, man?
Hey, ghost.
Long time no talk.
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Anyways, just woke up and came to say that I still listen to you and will continue for all the fun stuff and informative.
As a Jew living in Israel, I agree with all you say.
Thank you.
And for the Israelis, vote C-Hut.
Anyway, cheers.
And by the way, the happy merchant is in the inner circle.
He's from Israel.
We got people from Israel in the inner circle.
I mean, and you know, I know right now, some of you goddamn people are like, you're a fucking, you know, whatever.
Ghostwife Easy.
You know, we hate you because you are a dirty whore who watched your wife Cam on Cornwall.
Go shoot.
Just the same as you used to watch your grandma finger herself like the whore she was.
All right, yeah, whatever.
Go shout out to her.
All right, go shoving up your ass.
All right.
I don't really appreciate that.
I'm just trying to, I'm kicking you guys' knowledge.
Every time that I've ever been broadcasting, I've always tried to kick you guys' knowledge.
And the only way to combat, like, if you really do not like the Jewish folk, is to kind of be like or be better than the Jewish folk.
You know that?
I mean, you know, it's taken them just a few generations for them to be such influential folk within a variety of different industries and political influence.
I mean, excuse me.
I'm telling you this from a reality perspective.
And for all you folks that are saying, well, it's a Jew that you control everything, ghost.
No, it's not.
All right.
You don't understand.
And listen, I don't want to get into it because I think this is going to go over you guys' heads, but it is a consortium of influential institutions that are controlling the world.
You know, the whole order out of chaos.
You've heard all that terminology, order out of chaos.
You have to understand that it's a compartmentalized groups of institutions that control the world.
And I think people need to understand that the only way that you can really combat those institutions is to either usurp them or be a part of them and still have the mindset of changing the rules.
And if you want my personal opinion, folks, I think that's what Donald Trump represents.
Donald Trump represents somebody who was born into and got himself into the circle of elitism on an economic sense, on a political sense, on a social sense, media sense.
And he realized what was going on within this circle of order out of chaos institutions.
And I think, and you can believe me or not believe me, but I personally believe I'm a decent, you know, well-rounded, smart guy.
I personally believe that he did this to try as a last stand against the succumbing of America.
Because if you want my opinion, I think that America, if Donald Trump had not been elected, we would have been a part of some European Union-like socialist entrapment or garbage.
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I think that it would be a big deal.
I'm not even kidding around.
And Donald Trump, I think, is our last stand as a freedom-based country.
I don't give a shit why you don't like the man.
The guy is pure Americana.
The guy loves freedom.
I mean, he loves, if you're an American citizen, I don't understand why you would hate this man.
Why would you hate this man?
This man's trying to preserve whatever it is that is our country, man.
Do you understand that all over the world, they're cracking down on a totalitarian sense?
Somebody in the chat room is saying about Article 13, that is the EU trying to infringe upon the freedom of the internet, folks.
You understand that?
The EU is going to try to use some kind of, you know, rhetorical malaria related to copyright, related to trademark or whatever the hell that is to try to go after folks that are going to use meme or memeology to try to get a point across, political point, etc.
To stop that, man.
Sorry, Ghostler.
You are sucking up to the Jews, and this show is getting too Jewish for me to enjoy.
What the hell is that?
What the hell are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Hey, listen, listen, let's be real, okay?
I know everybody doesn't want to hear realism.
I'm just being real, okay?
Europe allowed themselves to be subversed under socialism.
I mean, come on.
What was socialism in Europe pre-2012, 2013?
It was all a bunch of Europeans that were like, oh, yes, and I can go and I can go have facts and I can go fuck and I can drink and I can do drugs and I can retire at 40 years old.
And when I retire at 40, the government is going to give me money and all that shit.
That shit came to an end really fast.
And I'm going to be completely honest.
It was an economic means on top of a humanitarian means, but more an economic means on why they allowed the migrants of Syria or wherever the hell you want to say they came from.
That's why they allowed them into the country or into the European areas.
There's no taxpayers to suffice the socialism that was Europe.
And that's why European socialism is no longer European socialism, man.
Because you all allowed it.
You all got pacified.
You voluntarily gave your decision-making, your individuality, your ability to have a say-so to the state.
And that's why the European Union allowed these folks that were from the Middle East, and we can talk about why they were displaced, which is a coordinated plan by those that control the world, but that's a whole other situation.
That's why they allowed these folks in because the European Union, this is why they said it.
Aside from the humanitarian aspect of the migrant crisis, they thought that they could be able to generate taxes from those that were coming in from the migrant crisis because socialism can't sustain itself with a bunch of populations of just people that are sitting back and being a bunch of useless eaters,
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drinkers, and STD spreaders.
And that's why Europe is in the situation that it's in.
There's no freedom in Europe anymore.
There's no freedom in Europe.
Europe sucks.
Europe's horrible.
I mean, America is the last stand of freedom.
And I can't believe that we have American people, whether right or left wing, that hate this country, man.
This country's the reason why I can be on this freaking YouTube and be so critical.
And we can do what we want to do.
We can criticize leaders.
You can't criticize leaders anymore in some European countries, man.
I mean, do you understand what I'm saying?
I mean, this is a serious situation.
I mean, America should be prideful about their freedoms, man, that we have the freedom of speech.
We have the freedom to bear arms, man.
And it wasn't for hunting.
I know these dumb leftist liberals want to sit here and say, oh, you know, they gave you the Second Amendment for hunting.
Bullshit.
Read the Second Amendment.
It was to repel a government that was tyrannical over the goddamn people.
And we have rights that others in the fucking world don't.
And I just don't think that Americans appreciate it.
They're too wrapped up in this garbage that, and let me tell you, you leftist out there, you boggle my mind because you claim to be leftist and yet you are getting your talking points from a conformed corporate media that is just, you know, putting a talking head that falls under your category of trust and virtue signaling for you to get your talking points from.
I mean, I remember one time, believe it or not, the left used to be a little bit more intelligent than this, and they used to be a little bit more for American poor people than this.
They used to be for America.
And unfortunately, it's just gone way over the edge.
This whole virtue signaling crap is over the edge.
It's unbelievable.
I mean, where is it going to stop?
Where is it going to stop?
So listen, man, in my personal opinion, I don't care if you're right-wing or left-wing American.
If you're an American, we should be for the freedom of speech.
We should be for the, and what I mean the freedom of speech, the limitation of speech.
We should be for the freedom of expression, the expression, the limitation of expression of speech.
We should be able to have all the rights accorded to us and use them to the fullest extent because this is the last country in the world that's free, man.
We're free.
I don't know how else to say it.
I don't know how else to say it, man.
All these other Western civilizations, look at Europe, all right?
They're all totalitarian, for Christ's sake.
Ghost called Alex.
Go shove it up your ass.
Listen, the Europeans are all getting, you know, subjugated by the EU.
Look at Australia, I mean, and what's going on over there.
It's unbelievable.
I mean, all of Western civilization is succumbing to this over-infatuation of virtue signaling instead of sustaining the freedoms and the lifestyles that created those societies in general.
It's just unbelievable, folks.
I don't care what side of the political persuasion you are.
I mean, good God, what happened to freedom, man?
Western Civilization Drains Away00:10:18
What happened to freedom?
That's what I'm for, man.
That's what I'm for.
I'm for freedom out here.
Nobody's for freedom.
You know what?
I don't like what you say.
I want a safe space.
I want this.
I want that.
You've listened to my shows.
If you haven't, look back in the archive.
All right.
Safe spaces, schme spaces.
I mean, give me a break.
Good God.
I'm just simply stating, folks, that you people need to realize that everybody that you hate, you need to analyze why you hate them and then realize why they're in the positions that they're in, you son of a bitch.
And all you people that are saying that this is a boring show, go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
I'm shooting pearls to you, people.
Nazi commies failing.
Hitler ended German democracy and outlawed criticizing his government.
Anyone who thinks that Germany now is a 180 from Hitler's Germany is fucking retarded.
You know, it boggles my mind that people are willing to accept totalitarianism so long as it's in the variant of what they perceive is what they're comfortable with.
It's very bizarre.
I mean, I'm all about freedom, baby.
I'm all about freedom.
We should use our freedoms as Americans to the extension of the law.
All right.
But, you know, we cannot allow ourselves to be bamboozled by the perpetual failure of collective political philosophy, socialism or communism.
We can't do it.
We can't, man.
How many more times do these things need to fail before we realize that, hey, you know what?
It's a bad idea.
It's a bad idea.
Anyway, listen, I'm feeling pretty good here.
I need to drain the main vein.
You know, the last time I just needed to kind of, I just need to get my bearings straight here.
But look, this is a decent talk here.
This is a decent talk.
I do appreciate it.
I'm going to drain the main vein.
I think, hey, you know, you're not supposed to do bad, right, Engineer?
Because I really didn't appreciate what he did today.
You understand that, right?
All right.
I'm going to drain the main vein here.
And when I come back, I guess I'm just going to go right into radio graffiti because, I mean, I mean, I thought this was going to be an episode 23.
Can't we all just get along?
And, you know, obviously we can't do that.
And I'm going to be honest with you, I don't really appreciate what you people have done to my show.
And look, we'll see.
We'll see how much goddamn Raider graffiti we've had.
What is this?
Jackler!
What do you want?
It sounds like you're having a very good show today.
I pretty much just woke up.
My bad.
I've been listening into this Article 13 BS.
Come on.
It's very scary right now, man.
I'm trying to tell back when it had that SOPA crap.
I'm trying.
I've been saying no shit.
Look up True Capitalist Radio and SOPA.
Sopa.
Man, we were out there going against this encroachment on internet freedom long ago.
And look at what happened.
Everybody got complacent.
Everybody was just sitting on their thumbs.
Everybody's waxing their carrot.
Look at where we're at.
That's why I'm telling you, if you're an American, you're lucky to be where you're at today.
I mean, where else are they allowing 67 genders and freedom?
Like, I mean, you don't see this kind of fucking freedom, goddammit.
Why don't you open up your eyes whether you're right or left wing, you stupid, milky-licking pieces of nipple clamp-loving zombie cooch having shitty bloody underwear collecting, enema bag cleaning, sphincter-fingering, Jared Fogel, flapjack-tidded-loving, dog-farting fetish-having piece of crap.
Jesus Christ, man, I'm just tired.
All right, I gotta take a break here.
All right, I'm gonna take this break.
And once I take this goddamn break, we're gonna go out right to radio graffiti because I can't take this crap anymore, man.
Even under the influence of alcohol and tetrahydrocannabinol, what do you want an audience?
Anyone who hates America and is an American citizen very likely failed American history.
That's what the chat reminds me of.
A bunch of high schoolers for the future.
You're lucky we're not face to face.
I'm just saying.
I would layeth my pimp hand strong on your ass telling me that if we were in a goddamn barroom.
That's all I'm saying, all right?
Now I gotta go drain the 15 and a half inch John Holm sausage, all right?
So I'll be right back.
You just sit there and go.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
What is this?
That was a great rant.
So at least we got some actual show today.
Well, I hope so there, Chris.
I hope so.
Captain Desi.
Okay, I am done with my small break.
Whoa.
I think I am perfectly fine.
Ghost, please keep up the good work and keep shooting those pearls all over my face, ghost daddy.
Jesus, I knew you were a fucking troll, goddammit.
Listen, I gotta go drain the main vein.
All right, sit there.
I'll be right back.
Take me out, engineer, and don't play anything stupid.
Don't you dare!
All right, don't you dare Jesus Christ.
Can you put it on again, please?
What the hell was that, for Christ's sake?
Let's do this fucking shit.
What's going on folks?
All right, we're back.
Oh, God.
I can't believe I'm even back.
I want to be completely honest with you.
I shouldn't even be back.
I got all this crap, crap everywhere.
Two hours and 48 minutes of nothing but cyberbullying, man.
And I hope that, you know, the little dialogue that we had before this, I hope that you can hope that you understand what I'm saying here.
All right.
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You know, American, being American is a big deal, you know.
And I, you know, the European brethren, I feel for them, but, you know, they thought that socialism worked.
And, you know, socialism doesn't work.
You know, it doesn't work.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a swing of this beer.
And before I get to Radio Graffiti, hold on a second.
All right, before I get to Radio Graffiti, let's go ahead and get to some chat room shout-outs.
All right, let's go ahead and do that.
Can we do that, Engineer?
Hey, Engineer!
Can we do that or what?
Jesus Christ.
All right, without any further ado, all you got to do is just type in the chat room.
I'll give you some props.
What's going on?
Let's go ahead and do that.
Right now, we got Wargen Capitalist.
We got Johnny Ballerfic.
What's up, man?
The Inspector, Odd Eyes, Magician, the Ferb Guy.
Who else we got?
We got Black Worm, Purgent Brap, Pungent Brap.
Jesus Christ.
L3 Dead, Dynamo Savage, German the Frog, Dead Opossum.
We got Omelet.
We got Smano.
We got Invader Viceroy.
Rick Hoover.
BN King in the house.
Uncle Taurus.
We got Aaron Tiger.
Tiger.
Tiger.
Tiger Upper Cunt.
What's up, the Tiger Uppercut?
We got Action Capitalist.
We got Space Ghost, Tijuana Genius, Bob Tom, Levon Media.
Who else do we have here?
We got Bro Dog, Flamin' Creations, the Jackler.
We got simulator player, L. Aaron Tolman, Cuddly Zesbian, Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog, Train Lover567, Dear Freckles says install Arctic Linux, Balio, Pontiff, Evil Mira, that leftist piece of crap.
Budget Game Steve.
We've got Hamster Rides, Smooth Operator, Ba Dayton.
And I guess we're just going to get right to Radio Graffiti.
I mean, I thought this was going to be an episode 23 where we can all get along and I can talk about all the things that I want to talk about here.
I mean, you know, like I said, the Justin Smollett situation should show you how, you know, Jesse Schmullet, you know, the guy who faked his own assault.
This should show you the bowels in which leftists will go for Christ's sake.
All right.
And by the way, before I go to Radio Graffiti, Bernie Sanders running for president again, you know?
Bernie Sanders.
Do we have Uncle Bernie, by the way, engineer?
All right, let's go ahead and ring Uncle Bernie.
I think he's got something to say here.
Uncle Bernie, go ahead.
Hey, hey, I'm Bonnie Sanders, and I want to tell you that I'm running again in 2020, and I want all you to donate to my campaign.
Contribute to my campaign.
I only raised the last time in 2016 $250 million from you.
I want to raise a little more.
So what I want you to do is go ahead, donate to Uncle Bony's campaign.
I'll give you whatever you want so long as you send my money to the campaign.
I'll give you free health care.
I'll give you free college.
I'll give you free anything you want.
All I want you to do is come over here, take your underwears off.
All right?
Come over here.
Don't worry about the pants tent.
All right.
Don't worry about the pants tent and keep contributing.
All right.
You're going to keep contributing?
Huh, Uncle Bony?
You know me.
It's Uncle Boyney over here.
I'll give you whatever you want.
Come over here.
Keep contributing.
Come on.
Come on.
Yeah.
That's right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Keep contributing to Uncle Bony over here.
Keep contributing.
Hey, hey, you like Uncle Bony?
Hey, do you feel the Boeing?
Hey, do you feel the Boeing?
Hey, yeah, keep contributing to my campaign.
I only bought my third summer house.
I want more.
Keep contributing.
Keep.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Oh.
Don't worry.
Get off my Apole.
Oh, my God.
You were sitting on my April.
Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
Oh, my God.
Don't touch me.
Do you feel the boy?
Hey!
Do you feel the boy?
Hey!
Now, what I want you to do is I want you to keep contributing to Bernie Sanders' campaign and clean yourself up and don't tell anybody I told you to take the underways off and keep contributing.
I mean, that's what this goddamn Bernie Sanders is doing.
And I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
He announced it.
He's running for president.
And the first day, a bunch of dumb idiots who barely have enough freaking pennies in their college debt accounts send this son of a bitch money $4 million for old Uncle Bernie, huh?
$4 million in one day.
Can you believe this?
What a piece of trash.
Hey, hey, but keep contributing.
Come on over here.
Keep contributing.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, it's what he's doing.
That's what he's doing.
And I hope that each and every one of you understand that.
All right.
I mean, don't you people understand through the wiki leaks?
You know, you can go search up all the Democrats' emails.
They never denied that it wasn't theirs.
It was in the tank for Hillary Clinton to win the 2016 Democratic nomination.
Bernie Sanders knew he was running as a bogey candidate just to raise capital, much like most of these candidates in the goddamn field today in the Democratic Party.
I mean, what do you have today in the Democratic Party?
You have nothing but a bunch of virtue signalers and nothing.
They have no kind of concept to take the country in any kind of direction.
It makes me sick.
All right?
I felt the burn.
But that was only because I had Chipotle earlier today.
But yeah, if you want to get yourself a chocolate-covered apple, then I get to lick it clean.
Deal.
Can you shut up?
You made me hit my glass.
All right.
Yeah, just shut up.
You know, I'm not going to check the lake.
Just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
Okay.
I'm just saying, man, I think everybody in here needs to understand what's going on on the left.
All you got to do to be a Democrat to make money in 2020 is pretend that you're the socialist.
That's all you got to do.
I mean, look at Beto O'Rourke, okay?
Robert O'Rourke.
Beto O'Rourke.
He ran against El Rato.
You remember El Rato?
Ted Cruz in a losing effort.
And guess what?
Beto O'Rourke raised $400 million pretending he was a goddamn socialist.
$400 million.
The Democratic Party pleaded with Beto O'Rourke for him to, you know, give us some of that $400 million to the Democratic candidates that could use it.
He said no.
He said, no, Ghost enjoys the burn.
Go shove it up, your ass.
I'm just simply stating that you people need to understand how our political system works.
Whenever somebody retires from politics, all the money that's left over in their campaign contribution account goes right into their own pocket, tax-free.
So when you hear an asshole like Beto O'Rourke, somebody who's culturally appropriating the Hispandex race for his own political gain and raising $400 million, do you think that Beto actually spent $400 million in his campaign?
Absolutely not.
And, you know, whether win or lose, Beto O'Rourke wins because he's got $400 million in his bank account if he decides to retire.
That's why I keep telling you people that this whole uh I'm a socialist.
I'm gonna give you this.
I'm gonna give you that.
It's a money-making scam.
I mean, take a look at Bernie Sanders.
Take a look at Beto O'Rourke.
Take a look at all these Kamala Harris.
Take a look at the asshole Corey Booker.
They're gonna be more leftists than each other to try to get your sympathy money.
And it's fucking pathetic.
I'm sorry.
I just, I had to say it.
I'm sorry.
All right.
It's just sad.
It's just sad that people believe this.
All you've got to do is say, I'll give you free health care.
I'll give you free college.
I'll pay everything.
Leftist Scams And Money Making00:06:06
And you know what?
These people, oh, yeah, y'all pay it here.
Here's the last remaining beans that I have in my college debt account.
Do it, Bernie.
Do it, Beto.
Do it, Kamala Harris.
Do it, Corey Booker.
It's disgusting, man.
All right.
It's disgusting.
All right.
It's pathetic.
It's pathetic.
All right.
I think I'm done with this.
All right.
Let's just go ahead and go into Radio Graffiti.
We're already in the one minute into the fourth hour for Christ's sake.
So let's just go ahead and do radio.
Before I do Radio Graffiti, let me go ahead and get a little bit more of this devil's lettuce because I know these people that are going to be trolling me on Radio Graffiti.
I know that they're going to be jerk dicks.
And I know that I'm going to have to have some thick skin.
So why not take one more chug of some beer and then put a nice, you know, nice sticky wiki.
No stems, no seeds, no nothing kind of dick, cheese, tetrahydrocanneminol into the pipe.
And I'm going to be ready for you, sons of bitches.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
What do I always say when I say, you may think you're stronger, but my nuts hang much longer, much longer and longer.
Amen.
Yeah.
You're damn right.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take one more hit here.
We're going to keep going.
That's what I'm talking about.
You got to get a hold of it until it hit the brain.
All right.
I think we're about ready.
At least I hope we're about ready.
All right.
All right.
Am I still on the air?
I don't even know if I'm on the air.
I think I might have, I think I might have screwed myself up for Christ's sake.
Am I on the air?
Hello.
Testies.
Testes one, two.
Testes, one, two.
Testes, one, two, three.
Yeah, okay.
I'm on the air.
All right.
I was just checking.
Just checking.
All right.
All right.
I'm sorry.
You people are causing me to drink.
I'm sorry.
You know, I'm about to do radio graffiti, so what difference does it make anyway?
Let's go ahead and get some more beer.
Oh, man.
All right.
I'm feeling good, man.
I'm ready for you, trolls, on radio graffiti now, baby.
All right.
I'm ready, man.
I'm feeling, I'm feeling the spirit of Ike Turner, baby.
I'm not even joking around.
Woo!
I'm feeling good, baby.
And you know what?
I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
Because I'm feeling so good.
I think that, you know, Mrs. Ghost is not going to make a meal.
You know, I'm going to make the meal.
How do you like that?
I'm going to make the meal.
Because let me tell you something.
I taught Mrs. Ghost how to cook.
You know, when Mrs. Ghost got to me, she didn't know how to cook.
You know what I mean?
And, you know, it was just garbage.
You know, it's like going to a freaking five-star restaurant and they just defrost everything and things of that nature.
You know what I'm saying?
So anyway, I had to, you know, show Mrs. Ghost that, hey, look, this is how you cook the food.
All right.
And this is how it is.
And let me tell you something.
I feel like doing something when it comes to a lot of beef.
You know, I like beef.
You know what I'm saying?
I like beef and being creative with beef.
You know?
You know, I've always been referred to as a meat sculptor.
You know, I've always been referred to as a meat sculptor.
So I'm like, you know, I'm an artist with meat.
You know, so I'm just, I'm just saying.
Anyway, I don't even know what I'm talking about.
I don't even know why I'm even sharing this with you people.
Just giving you some insights and what my festivities will be after I obviously get off this show.
So anyway, yeah, a meat sculptor.
You know, that's what they refer to.
I'm a meat sculptor, man.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a swig of this.
All right.
What is this?
True.
Letting the wife off the ball and chain finally.
I'm letting off the wife.
My wife is not in a ball and chain asshole, all right?
I mean, do you understand that my wife knows her place and you know, she does what she does.
You see, you people are just haters that you don't have a significant other that will, you know, just, you know, do what you say.
You're just, you're just there, you know, probably having to be at the whim of Mammy or something.
You know what I mean?
I got a woman that I tell her.
I mean, you can ask the inner circle, man.
The inner circle, you know, sometimes I go into very extensive conversations with the inner circle, man.
Like, man, we're, you know, sometimes, you know, we're up to like three or four in the moaning, you know, talking a bunch of stuff.
And you can ask them, man.
I'll tell Mrs. Ghost at three in the morning, like, hey, I want a steak.
Make it.
And she'll make it.
And they'll hear it, man.
I mean, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I know you guys are going to be haters.
But, you know, that's why I take care of her.
You know, that's why I take care of her.
That's why that's why I do what I do.
You know, I take care of her, man.
Hey, let me go ahead and smoke one more.
I'm sorry.
I got to take one more.
I got to take one more.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Starting Radio Graffiti Now00:03:11
Get to radio graffiti, you dumb drunk.
Hey, fuck you.
Shit.
You're making me fucking escape some of that marijuana smoke.
Fuck you, man.
All right.
I'll get to radio graffiti when I want to get to radio graffiti.
Do you understand that?
Nobody tells me what to do.
All right.
I thought you all knew that by now, boy.
That nobody.
And I fucking mean nobody tells me what to goddamn do.
So why don't you all just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth before, you know, what is this?
What?
What?
Is this the ghost show or true emotional abuse radio?
What the hell is that supposed to mean there, Mr. All right, I get your name, but what the hell is that supposed to mean?
All right, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
I guess, right?
I guess.
Should we do it, engineer, you fucking little fritty bastard?
Should we do it?
All right, we'll go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
Hold on, who is this?
Whore get back in the kitchen.
All right, shut up.
Go fucking.
I'm ignoring that whore.
Getting back in the kitchen.
Listen, all right.
If you want to be a part of Radio Graffiti, all you've got to do is call in that number right there.
You see that number right there?
515-604-9052.
And once the operator starts talking, you see that little code there?
Push in that little code.
Push the little like, you know, pound, you know, little hashtag.
All right.
Once you do that, you will be in queue for radio graffiti.
What is this?
Hey, can you stop stalling and actually get to it?
Shut your mouth.
I'm trying, you asshole.
Just sit there and shut up.
I'm explaining the whole operation.
All right.
So shut up.
All right.
Now, once again, like I was saying before, I was rudely interrupted by some jerk dick.
All you got to do is call into the number, push the code, and once you're there, you will be on queue waiting to be called for radio graffiti.
Now, once I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call that radio graffiti.
Anyway, are we ready, engineer?
Are we ready to do this?
All right, let's go ahead and let's start some radio graffiti right now.
Push The Code For Graffiti00:15:29
All right, let's see what let's see.
Let's see what kind of radio graffitis we got going on over here.
All right, how about Jesus Christ?
The lines are lit up.
Everybody knows.
You know, Oy Vay, shut it down.
How about 915 Radio Graffiti?
915.
What are you just going to sit there and play the Peter Popper or what, man?
Good guy.
Oh, shit.
Can you hear me?
Okay, now we can hear you.
Sorry about that.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, we can hear you.
My bad.
Sorry.
Oh, hey, hey, how's it going?
It's Peter Pumpkin here.
How are you doing tonight?
Did you say Peter Pumpkin Eater?
Is that what you said?
Yes, that is my name, Ghost.
I've been calling for like many shows now.
How are you?
So, what do you want?
What's going on, man?
I was going to say that you mentioned your wife earlier, you know, and I've been seeing these people, they were streaming your show, like on Chatterbait or whatever.
Like, isn't your wife going to be concerned about that?
Get out of here, man.
Get out of here.
Listen, you just wait.
All right.
It's late in the evening right now.
Believe me, I'll get in contact with my Jewish lawyer, and I guarantee you, he'll nip that in the butt.
I guarantee goddamn T you.
How about 713 Radio Graffiti?
Oh, Jesus.
Can't even hear it.
All right.
Get him off, Engineer.
Get him off.
That was horrible for Christ's sake, man.
Remember, no Obama phones call this radio graffiti, all right?
No Obama phones.
We don't need that shit.
All right, that's that was a long time ago.
Trade your Obama phone in for a Trump phone, baby.
It's Trump America now, all right?
Good God.
How about 518 Radio Graffiti?
This is Sparta.
And seriously, Samsung, radio graffiti.
Elsman goddamn pandemic.
I'm freaking goddamn...
A fandom be the fandom.
Stand up and all right.
Get these assholes out of here.
I'm not going to let you people.
You understand?
I'm under the influence of alcohol and tetrahydrocannabinol.
You understand?
I'm a different man now.
You know what that sounded like?
It sounded like a half-ass splice.
It sounded like you guys are getting a little fat in the ass and you're guzzling down cheese whiz in whatever single wide trailer you're at and you're getting goddamn lazy.
All right.
I mean, I remember better splices than that there, you milky liquor.
All right.
So just sit there and do something better.
You know what?
Here.
Here.
You know what that reminds me of?
You know what that splice reminds me of this.
Here.
Here.
Jesus Christ, man.
I ate too much chicken.
Anyway, how about geez?
561 radio graffiti.
In many cases, I probably identify more as a Democrat.
Hillary Clinton, I think, is a terrific woman.
I mean, I'm a little biased because I've known her for years.
I think she really works hard and I think she does a good job.
Get him off, engineer.
Get him off.
Get him out of here.
Get him out.
I couldn't hear what the hell you said.
All right, so sit there and shut your mouth.
352 radio graffiti.
Seriously, Samsung, Gradio Graffiti.
I'm a fucking whore.
I freaking loved it.
I'm a fucking whore.
I freaking loved it.
Woo!
Hey, ghost, how's it going?
Sadly, been having a rough week because my grandma passed away.
Just wanted to wish both you and the chat great day and hope things go well.
Hot fuck.
I'm Granny.
Hot fucking woman.
Hot fuck hermit.
Hot fuck.
I'm guy.
Oh my.
Get him off, Fetchy!
Get him off, Fetchy!
Get this.
Get this.
God damn, son of a bitch.
Get off.
You sick, goddamn, perverted splicing bastards, man.
Are you trying to make me like hip?
Like I'm reading some kind of jazz poetry or something?
What kind of sick people are you, man?
What kind of sick people are you?
What kind of sick people are you, man?
Jesus Christ, 213 radio graffiti.
Night Prowler, Radio Graffiti.
I hope Mrs. Ghost burns in flames.
Stupid as s- Shut the shut up.
Shut up.
I'm not even going to end it.
Just shut up, man.
You people are sick bastards, man.
Haven't you done enough on episode 23?
I was hoping we could all get along.
I was hoping we could all what an idiot.
What an idiot I am, man.
What an idiot I am.
What an idiot I am.
And 614 Radio Graffiti.
We got Rob of the Beat and Dr. Festus Radio Graffiti.
So, uh, why are we here again?
To look for clues, but I would advise you to keep your head low.
Why the hell would I want to keep my head here?
God, why would anyone look at these Jewish skeletons that way?
Man, there are some real sneak books in this town, kids.
I'm a $5 whore!
I'm shitting bananas out of my ass!
See what I mean?
You goddamn son of a fucking bitch.
You goddamn son of a bitch!
God damn damn son of a bitch!
Are you kidding me?
Are you goddamn kidding me, man?
God damn it!
God!
Ah!
What the hell was that, man?
For Christ's sake, what was that?
What the hell was that, man?
What happened in episode 23, man?
I guess we can't all get along, huh?
I guess not.
I guess, goddamn not, man.
You guys are freaking pieces of crap, man.
Oh, God.
I don't want to go.
I don't want to keep going.
I don't think that you people even deserve for me to keep going, man.
But I guess.
Okay, I guess.
I guess so.
Oh, my God, you sons of bitches.
I wish you were in front of me right now and give you a pop, man.
Oh, God.
615 Raider Graffiti.
And I'm a sob kid.
I don't know if I'm wrong, man.
I don't know if I'm a cancer kid.
I don't know if I'm male or female.
But I know I'm Kaiu.
All right, get this.
Get this asshole.
All right.
You know, Jesus Christ, I want to be honest with you.
I knew that if I discussed the whole cartoon crap with you, that this would go in this direction, man.
And it's just shocking to me how right I really was, man.
How right.
I'm always on the right for fuck's sake, man.
Who else do we have?
Let's take some anonymouses.
All right.
How about how about anonymous radio graffiti?
Ghost, okay.
So let me get this tree, right?
How about this?
You start putting your stream onto Pornhub, make some money off of it.
You could be making hundreds of dollars onto Pornhub.
Trust me, man.
It's really, it's a really good idea.
First of all, shut your mouth.
And secondly, are you scuff Steve Jobs or something?
You sound like.
Jesus Christ, let's take another one.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
I'm telling you, get this ass shut up.
Just shut up, man.
I don't know what kind of a sick, disgusting, audio splice, perverted orgy that you had there, but I don't appreciate it, one goddamn bit, you son of a bitch.
Anonymous radio graffiti, we can't even hear.
We can't hear that.
We can't hear that for Christ's sake.
That sounded like some fruit bowl.
I don't even, we can't hear it.
Obama phone, okay?
Who the hell else do we have here, for heaven's sake, man?
How about I don't even want to do this anymore, man?
I'm not even joking, man.
352 radio graffiti.
This is Sparta Radio Graffiti.
The front lines of the information war.
It's Alex Jones.
Hey, I'm Alex Jones here.
The only tell everybody right now, but you gotta get yourself super male vitality so it can give you a big-ass boner and you can be able to penetrate some of those transgender driptillers.
And my filters, my filters, my filters.
Go out here and get the goddamn bone draw.
And when you get the bone draw, it's gonna make sure that you got the big ass bones so you can go ahead and start swirling fisting against the dript killing loser man with the coming in some fighting graveyard.
And my filters, my filters, my filters.
Get his ass a get him out of here for Christ's sake, man.
I don't appreciate that.
The only reason that I was talking like Alex Jones is to show you how he rips me off.
You know, I mean, doesn't he sound like me?
Hey, I'm Alex Jones here, and I want everybody to know that I want everybody to buy the Super Male Vitality that'll get you the big ass boner that'll make sure to plug it up the goddamn colon cavity of one of those trannies, or maybe they'll plug it up yours and my filters, my filters, my filters.
So go shove it up your ass.
All right, let's go.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have?
How about 647 radio graffiti?
All right.
Dad, did you?
With Johnny Grasso and Barber?
Yes.
What did you do?
Get this.
I don't even know what the hell that is.
Whatever the hell that is, that doesn't sound right at all, you sick son of a bitch.
And I hope that you burn in hell for that.
All right.
I don't even know what the hell that is.
661 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, $3 whore.
Why don't you hop into bed with me?
I'm still patiently waiting.
We can put the video on your porn hub channel, and you can show the world how well you gobble my dickhead.
Right, get this, get this sick freaking pervert off, man.
I mean, good God, man.
Is this what we're getting for Radio Graffiti?
A bunch of sick-ass, demented perverts, for Christ's sake?
Man, what an episode 23, man.
I mean, I thought we could get along here, man.
I thought we could get along.
I thought we could get along, man.
585 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, how's it going?
What's going on, man?
You know, I just want to say, you know, long time fan of the show, and kind of getting pissed off at all the trolls.
I was wondering if I could give them a little message real quick.
Yeah, go ahead, man.
What's up?
All right.
You know, all you trolls out there, you smell like shit.
You're living on our goddamn paychecks, and you suck.
I mean, you guys are just a bunch of fucking niggers.
I can't stand you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, get them off, engineer.
We don't need that kind of racism.
We're not trying to sit here and have some racist piece of garbage sit here.
And what a piece of crap, man.
Who else do we have?
How about 717 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, it's John Ballerisic.
What's up?
Hey, Johnny Ballerfic.
What's going on, man?
How you been, man?
Interactivity Is A Son Of A Bitch00:14:26
Quantum's up over $2 now, man.
So thanks for that.
And just wanted to know if you could consider me for the inner circle eventually.
If I keep asking.
Yeah, but you get what I've been trying to say, man.
Yeah, no, I get you.
But one day.
I hope.
I hope for your sake as well, man.
I hope for your sake as well.
Do you want to give a shout out to anybody?
Action Capitalist.
He's pretty good.
I don't like Action Capitalist.
He's a piece of trash.
Let's move on.
How about 732 Raider Graffiti?
Hey, ghost, it's Business Sonic and the Heck 21 Keith here.
How's it going tonight?
Oh, yeah, is this the real Sonic the Hedgehog?
How you doing, man?
I'm doing pretty good.
Hey, I'm so glad that.
Hey, I want to talk about two things.
Was that okay with you?
Yeah, go ahead.
What do you want to talk about?
Well, first of all, I want to talk about those brony things.
I'm so glad my little opponent's going to be done, you know.
We have no more bronies.
Hey, speaking of that, how about Teutonic Plague?
I mean, is he going to realize now that he's not going to be no more of a Brody?
What about what I don't understand?
What did you say about Teutonic Plague?
Remember the last time Teutonic said that he was a brony?
Yeah, I do remember that.
Yeah, he admitted he was a brony, yes.
Well, I really want to take a shout out to Teutonic Plague.
We really want you back to Tonic Lag.
And the second thing is...
Wait, wait, hold on.
What do you mean?
We want you back.
What the hell does that mean?
No.
Just nothing.
Can I go on to the second thing?
Well, hurry up.
Well, and I just want to take it.
I know what I just want to say goes.
You rock, man.
I say.
I pay respect to you and to the engineer, too.
Good night.
And he hangs up.
I mean, what the hell?
What the hell was that about, man?
What the hell was that?
Jesus, man.
740 radio goddamn graffiti.
Hey, ghosts.
I'm just tuning in tonight to get some help from you.
What's up, man?
My friend Jacob, he's really obsessed with some ponies.
And I'm not joking.
Like, he just likes pony butt.
I need you to, like, explain to him why it's so sick.
Why can't you explain it to him?
Because you sound a little like I've been explaining to him for ages, and he just does not listen.
You sound a little fruity yourself.
Do you like men?
No, I do not.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, get him out of here.
He sounds like my gaydar is pretty good, man.
That sounds like somebody who likes, you know, his prostate massage from his anus.
I'm sorry.
I'm pretty good at that stuff.
I'm not even kidding.
I mean, I got a pretty good gaydar.
All right.
Anyway, let's move on.
Who the hell else do we have?
How about oh my god.
How about 570 Raider Graffiti?
A bunch of dad skits up in here.
Let me go ahead and take a, you know, a little bit of a body part off somebody.
Broadcasting from excluded costs.
I'm not a beautiful downtown troll music.
Stop me out of the inner circle.
They got an old man.
Get him out.
Get him out.
Yay.
Shut up.
I'm not letting that troll finish.
You don't talk about the inner circle, you piece of shit.
All right, excuse my French.
I'm sorry for everybody that has to hear me swear, but I'm not going to let these people besmirch my friends in the inner circle.
How about 817 Radio Graffiti?
Radio Graffiti.
This is True Gio Radio.
I am your host, the man they call ghosts.
The badass of trap cards.
Give him XODF or give him death.
I got a couple of Yu-Gi-Oh! decks.
All right, they're secret attack decks.
And that's how you win.
That's how you win in Yu-Gi-Oh!
You would have to be the best of at least five, ten games.
Broadcasting life from the go off.
You're the man who handicapped for the Shadow Realm.
The man they call.
No, no, listen.
No, no, no.
Shut it off, engineer.
Listen, shut up.
Listen, just because I, you know, may or may not possess some Yu-Gi-Oh decks that are straight offensive and that would own anybody's ass in any goddamn comic book store in America, and I would be winning.
That doesn't matter.
All right, that doesn't matter.
Just sit there and shut up.
I can't believe you people even freaking tape recorded that for Christ's sake.
808 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghosts.
Just wanted to say that ALC have proven that even retorts can run from Congress.
So I'm putting all my hat into Engineering 2020, making autism great again.
No, no, no, no.
We're not making autism great again.
Oh, well, you know, in Autism News, did y'all hear that we have our first autist lawyer now?
There's a lawyer that has passed some bar exam in some state, and now we got our first autist lawyer.
So, yeah, if you wanted to fight your case, go ahead.
Yeah, I'm not even kidding.
Look it up.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
How about 760 Radio Graffiti?
Hey there, Ghost.
My name is Sam.
I'm from San Diego, and I just want to say a few things.
Go ahead, what's up?
Firstly, I love your show and fully support it.
I appreciate it, man.
No problem.
And secondly, I know exactly why you have a negative passion against Alex Jones.
You see, I knew that many years ago, you were on a road trip vacation to Dallas.
And on that road trip, you stopped at a restaurant for lunch.
And at that restaurant, you ordered a steak and a side salad.
A random person was making your steak, but another ghost.
All right, get this.
Get this.
Get this fan fiction fruit bowl out of here, please.
What the hell was that?
I mean, good God.
I mean, what kind of extensive...
He had your salad.
And I mean, you could tell that this person was raised by their mother.
You know, only a woman.
That's why women become so detailed.
They're good liars.
Like, yeah, you know, I went over here, but then I get him over there.
And I got in there.
Jesus Christ.
I could hear his mother in his voice, for heaven's sake.
How about 509 Raider Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, this is Andy.
I just want to say I'm a big fan.
I'm here with my best friend.
And he claims to be a bigger fan of yours than I am.
And he just wants to say hello.
His name is Zanus.
Here he is.
Fucking asshole.
Get this angel.
What do you think about that?
Shut up.
Fuck you is what I say about that, man.
Fuck you.
Y'all want me to end this goddamn radio graffiti, you sack of crap, man.
I'm not even joking around, man.
2-6-0, Radio Graffiti.
You know what?
Your Obama phone sucks the chrome off of a 57 Chevy bumper and we can't hear it.
You numb nuts.
How about 513 Raider Graffiti?
Hi, Ghost.
You know, I just can't stop thinking about cats using my face as a litter box.
Like, I think about it all the time.
I don't know how to stop thinking about it.
Well, maybe you should, I don't know.
I mean, this is disgusting.
What am I supposed to say to that?
I mean, seriously.
Good God, man.
561 Radio Graffiti.
18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch.
Big hard, throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked.
18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked.
What the heck?
Cowboy in the showers at Ram Ranch.
On their knees.
Get that shit out of here.
What is that?
What kind of version was that?
What is that, Star Man?
Hey, Ghost.
I just wanted to give a shout out to my friends Angry John and VIB 113, as well as my pals listening in the chat.
All right, well, cheers, Ed Harmon.
I get it, man.
I don't know.
It was like a Star Man's Ram Ranch.
I heard like some kind of like spiritual music in the background, like, oh, or some crap.
Jesus Christ, man.
918 Radio Graffiti 2020.
Uh, smell the boy.
I get this, I get this, I get this, I get this.
All right, shut up, man.
That's gross, that's sick and I don't think anybody wants to hear that.
You freaking sickos, man.
Oh, my god, let's go to uh well, I don't even know where to.
I don't even order a start anymore, man.
Uh, how about?
Uh five one, eight Radio Graffiti.
This is Sparta Radio Graffiti.
Stop calling me a fucking boredom.
Final turn off text to speech.
Don't you understand the interactivity?
That's the basis of my show you, asshole.
Interactivity, son of a bitch.
GET THIS ASSHOLE, GET OUT OF HERE, GET OUT, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, I KEEP THE TEXT-TO-SPEECH CHAT ON FOR INTERACTIVITY, YOU SON OF A BITCH.
All right, that's what made the show.
My 11 years of internet broadcasting career, that's what made it.
You sack of crap and shut up in the chat room man, all right, you know what i'm done, man.
I'm just gonna take a couple more of these and i'm getting out of here.
You you, people are lucky.
I even came up here after all the crap, after all the disgusting, ridiculous garbage, the soulless garbage that you have done to me on this broadcast man, especially the macabre direction that you have taken this goddamn broadcast you, sons of bitches.
All right, I hope you're proud of yourself.
I hope you're goddamn proud of yourself, Christ.
All right, i'm just gonna take a couple more of these.
Man, i'm so sick of these people man, i'm i'm so sick, i'm so sick.
8-1-0, radio goddamn graffiti.
We can't hear it because you're goddamn Obama-phone, you dumb, stupid, milky- Looking pieces of nipple clamp loving butt, plug up the ass.
Looking disgusting, queef sucking crap.
Take a whiff of that while you're at it, for christ's sake, man.
614 radio graffiti.
This is Sparta radio graffiti.
Hot potato potato potato potato, Mash, banana, mashed banana.
Mashed banana, match banana.
Mashed banana, match banana.
Banana, banana, banana.
Get this crap out of here.
For Christ's sake, you're splicing me with that for Christ's sake.
Mashed Bananas And Copious Alcohol00:03:23
I'm done, man.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I listen.
All right, all right, listen.
Let me have one more drink.
One more, man.
One goddamn more, man.
One goddamn more, man.
713 radio goddamn graffiti.
In the next 10 minutes, I'm going to break down a subject so incredibly important, I don't even feel worthy to bring you this information.
You're messing with the weather.
They're buying armored vehicles and billions of rounds of ammo and have TV shows badmouthing the founding fathers.
I mean, what was this good asshole, man?
Who else do we have for Christ's sake?
The New World Order, I guess, has read that God's going to destroy the Earth next time by fire.
You stupid freaking man-child son of a...
Son of a...
I don't even have the energy to do the crap anymore.
For Christ's sake, man.
I win.
No!
No!
Wait, whoa!
You win!
Get him out of here!
Shut up!
You don't win nothing!
You don't win nothing!
We're not ending on that, bitch.
Shove it up your ass.
You trolls win nothing.
All right?
I'm still standing.
Three hours and 41 minutes, man.
I'm still standing.
4-1 fucking 5 radar graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, this is LeBon.
Hey, LeBon, what's going on, man?
Nothing much.
How are you today?
Oh, man.
I'm not doing too good, man.
I'm not doing too good, man.
Oh, sorry to hear that.
I'm glad you pretty much got the good show.
And could I just talk to you real quick, like, for real, like, serious right now?
All right, go ahead, man.
All right.
I know all these troll territories are, you know, making you pretty mad.
And I know that you're tired of it.
And I don't think you should really, you know, beat yourself up for it, you know?
I'm trying not to, man.
I'm trying, man.
I know it's hard to, but I'm just saying, you know, because I know you look out for your health and whatnot, but I'm just saying that you shouldn't really get all beaten up over that.
Don't let them get to you because that just makes them do it more, you know?
Hey, man, I appreciate that, LeBon, man.
I really appreciate it.
You're a cool guy, man.
I'm glad that there's somebody out there that cares, man, because nobody cares, man.
These, you know, these goddamn troll terrorists are out here.
They're making me drink copious amounts of alcohol just so I can palette these sons of bitches, man.
That's why I'm drinking.
I'm drinking because of these bastards, man.
They don't even care.
They don't even goddamn care, man.
Jesus Christ, 732 radio graffiti.
Ghost, if you want to go make these guys get it, you should take in the toy talk.
You'll be calling the kids.
All right, that sounded stupid.
And I can hear that you're calling me from your crapper.
You're calling me from your goddamn crapper.
Hey there, ghost.
You didn't let me finish my true story.
What?
I was going to tell everyone that Alex Jones came in your salad and that I feel sorry for what you're doing.
Tired Of These Dumb Trolls00:09:20
Shove it up, your ass.
Enjoy yourself.
F you asshole.
All right, go shove it up your ass.
Alright, I'm not ending Radio Graffiti on that one.
Let's go somewhere else.
850 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I just want to say something real quick.
I'm to the trolls out there and that, you know, keep up the good work, guys.
Ghost is our bitch and we're winning, my guy.
Go shove it up your ass.
I'm not going to leave it off on that no personality having troll jerking jerk.
All right, why don't you go why don't you go ahead and service a troll glory hole and go ahead and absorb all that dick snot for Christ's sake, you sick son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm serious, man.
How about 256 radio graffiti?
Let's see here.
I have two number nines, a number nine large, number six with extra dip, two number sevens.
Let's see.
Extra cheese on number three.
Get this sick, man.
I don't give a shit.
You sound like a sick demented pervert over here, man.
You sound like some sick demented pervert, man.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
All right, some Pantera.
18 naked cowboys in the showers that Ram ran.
Big heard drop and cocks wanting to be sucked.
18 naked cowboys wanted to be sucked.
Get this.
Get this musical blasphemy out of here.
Get this shit.
Don't you dare.
God damn it.
Don't you dare disrespect Pantera like that for Christ's sake, man.
And goddamn the Grammys.
You know, we recently had the Grammys here recently, remember?
And then in their memoriam, they didn't even include Vinny Paul.
Fuck the Grammys, baby.
Pan Terra!
Pan Terra, baby!
I'm not ending on that damn musical blasphemy, man.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not goddamn doing it for Christ's sake, man.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
He's a $3 whore.
Each day he cucks some more.
He's fucking children.
He's Goesler.
Relaying Two Porn Hub, giving a dick a rub.
He is a little nub ghost.
Get this asshole out of here.
I'm not going to sit here and give the last radio graffiti to this goofy, disgusting, mouth-breathing pieces of nipple clamp loving crap.
I mean, good God, man.
Is this what radio graffiti has come down to?
Is this what it is?
Is this what it is?
570 radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
18 naked cowboys in the showers that Ram ran.
Shut this crap up, man.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
I'm done, man.
I'm serious.
What?
An episode 23.
Get the goddamn radio graffiti title off the goddamn screen, engineer.
And hang all these schmucks up.
Hang them all up.
Goodbye.
It's right.
Get them all out of here!
I can't believe I even lasted three hours and 47 minutes with you freaking bastards, man.
I can't believe I even gave you radio graffiti, man.
You didn't deserve it.
You didn't deserve it, man.
I gotta go back to the drawing board, man.
I gotta do something, man.
I gotta do something before this ball or Friday.
I'm not joking.
I gotta go back to the goddamn drawing board for Christ's sake, man.
Give me my drink.
Now I'm gonna get the hell out of here, okay?
But I want you all to shut up in the chat room.
You don't win nothing.
I'm trying to tell you all, you don't win nothing, all right?
I went three hours and 48 minutes with your asses, man.
The whore of Ram Ranch, you son of a bitch.
Shove it up, your ass.
I'm tired of you, trolls, man.
I'm tired of you.
All I want to do is do my show for Christ's sake.
That's all I want to do.
Dance puppet, quit we win.
I'm not your puppet, man.
Shut up.
You don't win.
You don't win nothing.
Shut up.
Shut up.
You don't win.
Shut up in the chat room.
Shut up.
Trolls win again.
You're a goddamn liar, you goddamn.
You liar.
Ghost horrid for Ram Ranch.
Shut up.
Oh, you troll terrorist and cyber vermin.
Shut up.
You don't win.
What?
You don't win.
God damn you, people in the chat room, man.
Shut up.
Stop saying you win.
Shut up, man.
Cheer up.
Well, that was some horrible Fruit Bowl Wednesday that we had today.
I guess this is the end of episode 23 of the horror show on Pornhub.
Oh, my God.
Shut up.
end the show like the good bitch name or that you are.
Shut up and two trolls don't win anything!
Shut up in the goddamn chat room.
Shut up.
Shut up.
You don't win anything, man.
You don't win anything.
Shut the fucking goddamn shut.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
Get away!
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Oh god, I'm so tired of these goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
I'm so tired.
What is this?
You did that musical blast.
Are you kidding me?
Your inner circle!
Your inner circle!
What did I do to deserve this?
What did I do to deserve this, man?
Leave horror leave.
I just shut up, man.
Shut up, man.
You didn't win anything!
You freaking stupid, dumb assholes in a chat room.
You didn't win nothing.
You didn't win nothing, you pedophile priest probing.
You're an okay curator having phallic fluffing belch-breathing pickled prank assholes.
You didn't win anything!
You didn't win anything!
Shut up!
Shut up, man!
I'm not even kidding.
Get me out of here, Engineer, man.
I can't take this stupid crap.
I can't take it.
We win, you dumb whore!
We win, you dumb whore!
I got your f ⁇ ing!
I got your heart!
I got your fucking heart!
Ah!
Telling you all, just wait till Baller Friday, man!