Ghost hosts the chaotic Saturday Night Troll Show episode 7, debating Whataburger's sale, predicting a 2008-style recession if Trump loses, and attacking atheists while mocking autism diagnoses. He dismisses NASA's serpent logo as satanic, defends capitalism against socialists like Sanders, and engages in explicit "Red Hot Dateline" role-plays involving racial slurs and child callers. After threatening a "shit list" on ghost.report and smoking marijuana, Ghost ends the broadcast in rage over trolls ruining his show after eleven years. [Automatically generated summary]
I'm going to discuss whatever it is that you want to discuss.
You understand?
And I want to say cheers to everybody who's here.
And I want to tell you all, you're lucky I'm doing a Saturday Night Troll Show after what you trolls have done to me this past week.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
Saturday Night Troll Show, Episode 7.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And I want to say cheers to everybody who's here.
You're damn right, baby.
Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night.
Troll Show.
Hahaha GX in the chat GX in the chat You're lucky I'm here You are lucky I'm here.
That's all I've got to say.
You're damn right.
And let me tell you, I'm hyped for some reason.
Free format, anything goes.
We talk about whatever it is that you want to talk about.
You damn right.
Spread this show around the internet throughout the world.
Let everybody you know, let them all know that the Saturday Night Troll Show, Episode 7, is live and we are in effect, baby.
All right.
All right, let's get to the damn show here.
All right, go ahead.
Let me see.
I got to take the music out here.
The engineer does not work the Saturday Night Troll Shows, folks.
So we are here.
It's me, Ghost.
You're lucky I'm even here for a Saturday Night Troll Show, Episode 7.
I'm feeling good.
I wonder if it's because I can see the piercing radiant moon right outside these windows of the damn ghost show slash Saturday Night Troll Show studios here.
I'm looking right outside the window and see the piercing radiant moon.
Hold on, what is this?
A meme magician.
Waterburger Sold to Investors00:05:11
Oh, yeah?
GX in the chat.
GXM in the chat for the crossover episode.
What do you mean?
What is it?
Crossover episode?
What the hell's that mean?
What the hell's that mean?
Look, I had nothing to do with the Russia shit.
You can tell Robert Mueller is a liar whenever he's in the middle.
Hey, don't bring up Roger Stone on Saturday Night Troll Show, you piece of crap.
Don't you fucking dare shut up.
Whoever did that goddamn donation is a piece of trash.
Here's Khabib.
The field of local live hall out of the burger.
Where's the shit list on Ghost.report, Jew lover?
Let me tell you something.
I put up the list when I want to, okay?
I'm still making the list.
I'm watching the chat room.
I'm seeing who's talking garbage.
Do you understand?
I'm making it right now.
So don't be sitting over here trying to tell me what to do about my own damn show, about my own damn website, about my own damn crap, Khabib.
You goddamn a la snack bar loving son of a bitch.
Just sit there and just wait for it for Christ's sake.
That's why you need a bookmarket for Christ's sake.
What?
In the field of local live hall entertainment.
Oh my God.
Hello.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Geno X1987.
I can't believe I have to fucking get this every goddamn time.
We're not doing 12 buckers, dude, okay?
We're not doing 12 buckers.
And as you can see in the description, media share when available.
All right, ass crap.
Do you understand?
Oh, my God.
And here's Mudkip.
Can we please talk about the majority steak being sold to Chicago Bank?
I think people are freaking out for no reason.
Are you talking about What are you talking about Waterburger being sold to some kind of, I don't know, investment company out of Chicago?
I want to be completely honest.
And look, Gino, I'll play your shit in a minute, but we're not doing that shit.
We're not doing that shit tonight.
Yeah, Saturday Night Wheelchair Show.
All right, shove it up your ass.
Let me tell you, I want to be honest.
I'm very concerned about the Waterburger being sold off to some investment company.
I'm not too sure if we're going to have that.
We're going to have that goddamn flavor.
All right.
That damn flavor that all of us Texans out here in the South that appreciate Waterburger, I don't think that we're going to be able to have that flavor, that taste, unless we forget that the Waterburger, the chain itself, was all owned by a family.
They actually started it out here in Texas.
Their former headquarters was out there in Corpus Christi.
Then they realized that us fucking people in San Antonio, which is a walking Walmart out here, a bunch of ham bones, they just couldn't get enough of it.
I mean, there's a goddamn Waterburger on every damn corner out here in San Ambonio, Texas.
And as a result, folks, if you are a lover of Waterburger, I would be, I mean, I don't think the freakout is without some kind of merit.
I think at this point in time, if you want that flavor, you better go get it now before these.
I mean, let's be honest.
It's an investment firm.
They're going to cut everything to the bottom line.
They're going to oversee the operations.
Wait a minute.
GGX and chat.
Greek God in chat.
Wait, wait, are you talking about Greek?
The Twitch streamer?
He ain't in here.
All right.
He ain't in here for Christ's sake.
Are you kidding me?
He better not be in here.
I'll tell you that.
All right, what is this?
Me, magician.
Oh, my God.
I may as well make the first thing I do in Houston, Texas, heading down is to get a Waterburger.
You're damn right.
In-NOUT better than Waterburg.
I want to be honest with you.
I've never had an In-N-Out, even though there's been an In-N-Out here in San Antonio.
All right.
I've never went to go get one, but I'll tell you, Waterburger, I've had it a many a times, baby.
All right.
I've had it a many a times, especially after you let out of the bar at about 2 a.m. in the morning, baby.
You know, you got that feeling inside that, you know, you got alcohol, you got all kinds of smoke, whatever the hell you're doing during a bar hour.
And as a result, you get a little hungry, baby, at 24 hours.
Waterburger is 24 hours, baby.
And I go get me a damn triple or a damn double double cheese, baby.
The fries, moi.
The onion rings, moi.
So I'm going to be honest for you folks that are out there freaking out.
I'm freaking out with you.
I think, you know, once they get these goddamn investors involved with corporations like this, they're going to, they're going to break everything down to the bottom line.
And I think that it's going to affect the quality of the product.
I mean, it is what it is.
I'm just saying.
I mean, hopefully that isn't the case, but it's a little different when a family oversees a company.
You know, the Dobson family is the family that created Whataburger out here in Texas.
And the family sold off the majority of their interest in the Whater conglomeration because it's not a franchise.
I mean, every time you see a Waterburger, it's not some franchise owner.
It's the family.
It's the corporation that owns it.
From what I understand, and there's a lot of articles written about the Dobson family out here.
The Dobson family wants to pursue a life of philanthropy because they've made a lot of money.
Morgan Stanley Business Conditions00:03:05
And that's why they wanted to sell their interest.
I mean, look, I mean, I know some of the Dobsons, I'm going to be completely honest, and they're a pretty wealthy family.
They've been wealthy for a long period of time.
I thought the way they constructed their business was completely excellent.
They were out there making sure they built one Waterburger at a time and they owned it.
Sonic the Hedgehog.
Hey, Ghost, I'd like to talk about something for tonight's format edition.
Are there anything happening around here in America that could resemble the 2.0 version of the city?
I'm glad you asked that, Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog, because I want to be honest with you.
We have some major indicators suggesting to us that economic conditions are at the levels of the 2008 financial crisis.
Now, since you donated the five buckers and we're talking about whatever you want to talk about, let me show you a little bit of what I'm talking about, okay?
Now, this is out of MarketWatch.
All right, Morgan Stanley, here it is.
Business conditions are at their worst levels since the 2008 financial crisis, says Morgan Stanley.
Now, whether you do the markets or whatever the case might be, I think everybody should take serious heed into what these people are saying on Wall Street, because if we have another 2008, 2009 recession, it's going to affect everybody.
It was horrible.
If you weren't, I don't know, adult or you didn't have a business or you weren't working.
Lucky you, because it was a very, very precarious situation.
I covered it back in the old broadcast at True Capitalist Radio, but they're already heating the warnings here.
All right, look at this.
Business environment is deteriorating fast.
That is according to a gauge of business conditions tracked by Morgan Stanley.
And believe me, these fucking, that's what they do.
They're Wall Street, which said that in a recent note that its Proprietary Business Conditions Index, or the MSBCI, fell 32 points last month, marking it's the sharpest collapse since the metric was formulated.
The gauge touched its lowest point since the 2007-2008 financial crisis.
A separate composite business condition index also fell at the most since the 2008 and it hit its lowest level February 2016.
Now, these are all indicators, but as I've suggested to you all folks, I've always suggested that people should really watch out for this year, quarter three and quarter four of this year.
I think that we're going to see some major contractions.
You've even got the president now.
You've even got the president suggesting that if he's not re-elected, and I'm going to be honest with you, I think he's unbelievably accurate.
If he is not re-elected president, we're going to see a recession unlike we've ever seen before in our life.
And I don't think, I mean, we're in the midst of an asset bubble, excuse me.
And I think people need to take heed to this notice.
Federal Reserve Interest Rates00:05:51
All right.
I mean, take a look at this out of Bloomberg here.
Let me tell you, take a look at this.
All right.
And I'm not buying Bloomberg, but take a PC shot.
Trump warns of epic stock market crash if he's not re-elected.
And I believe him.
I believe him because let me tell you, everybody on the other side, on the Democratic side, has been talking about raising taxes, have been talking about taxing businesses.
And you see, the whole reason why we have this big economic boom and things seem a little bit comfortable right now.
I mean, you have to admit, everything's fairly comfortable right now.
I mean, whether or not you agree with the politics that's going on on the right side or on the left side right now, under these current conditions, everything is comfortable.
But I'm telling you right now, folks, what they're talking about on the Democratic side is unsustainable and it's going to make everybody poor.
Everybody.
All right.
Everybody poor.
Me magician.
What is this?
I hate to break it to you.
The Corsair I-160 is no longer their top of the line PC, the I-180.
No, I understand there was an I-180.
I understand that, but I chose the I-160 because the I-180 was more for graphic developers and people who were into animation, industrial use, etc.
So with that being said, I mean, I know you're trying to hurt my feelings, but I'm still here.
All right.
It's all good.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Is he kidding?
This president keeps bullying the Fed into cutting rates when there's nothing left to cut and is destroying companies with tariffs so bad that he needs to steal city money to give to farmers like Hitler or something.
You're an utter idiot, first of all.
Let me explain something to you.
The Federal Reserve halted this big exponential growth that we had in economics out here in America once Trump was elected.
I mean, lest we forget, this man has brought 6 million new jobs into his presidency.
6 million new jobs.
Now, the problem is, Shartler, all right, is that the Federal Reserve raised interest rates in the middle of our exponential growth.
And the reason that asshole Jerome Powell suggested that he needed to do so was to temper the growth.
And once he raised interest rates, this wasn't no quarter-point interest rate hike.
I mean, this was two points, one and a half points on a consistent basis.
So as a result, that's what literally halted this exponential growth that we have.
Now you even got the Federal Reserve suggesting that it may lower interest rates because we're starting to see the indicators of the fucking garbage that the Federal Reserve caused themselves.
There should have been no reason why the Federal Reserve raised interest rates during a time of exponential growth.
Because what that does, and I've said this many times, the Federal Reserve, when it raises interest rates, it recalls all that money that it printed out over the past 20 years since Greenspan.
Greenspan just started running the presses after 2000, and it hasn't seen any kind of stoppage ever since Janet Yellen.
What are you talking about?
Ghost, when market goes down, the property preservation business goes up, which means more overtime and bonuses for me.
Gonna throw it all into the stock market.
Hey, bro, that's why I've been sitting on cash.
Cash is king right now.
There is no other fiat currency besides cryptocurrency, but there is no other fiat currency that stands the value on an international level than U.S. dollar.
Now, the only byproduct of the Federal Reserve raising interest rates is it brought value back to the dollar.
Now, why would bringing value back to the dollar by raising interest rates halt the exponential growth that was brought in by Trump?
It halts it because people who find value in their dollar raising in value, they're not going to spend their dollar.
Hence, I'm not spending my dollars, baby.
I'm trying to save as many of them as possible because we're starting to see value come back into the dollar because the Federal Reserve is raising interest rates and no longer cutting them or keeping them stale at one particular level.
And as a result, because you have value coming back in your U.S. dollar, people that know money, people that are rich, people that are wealthy, they're not going to spend it.
I mean, when you've got value coming back into the U.S. dollar, why spend it?
You might as well put it into a savings account.
You might as well put it into some money market.
You might as well put it into some blue chip stock that pays you dividends on a quarterly basis.
So in my personal view right now, I am waiting.
Okay.
I am waiting for the contraction.
We are going to have one.
We are going to have one now to the sustain of how bad the reverberations, I should say how bad the reverberations are going to happen and how is it going to affect the country is remains to be seen.
But I'm telling you this right now.
The reason that we're seeing this acceleration towards a contraction is because of the 2018 midterm elections.
Now, if you folks were, you know, listening to me back then, all right, I told you that if the goddamn fucking Democrats took the House or the Senate, that we were in some serious trouble, that nothing was going to get done in the government sector of our governments or of our country.
Washington, D.C. was going to be stagnant.
They were going to do nothing but investigate the president, his family, his businesses, and that's exactly what they're doing.
They're not doing anything.
All right.
They're not doing anything to help the country.
They're not passing any bills to help the country.
I mean, this is a Democratic House out here.
They're not doing anything.
Did you see Jon Stewart the other day?
YouTube Regulation and Censorship00:06:12
I'm no fan of Jon Stewart.
I know he's a Democrat.
But did you see him go up to the fucking Democrat Congress over there?
The Judiciary Committee for Christ's sake.
Hey, ghost, I need blowjob.
All right, shove it up your ass.
Listen, did you hear him go up into the House Judiciary Committee and fucking have to chastise the House Judiciary Committee to get funding for the workers, the people that went out there during 9-11 to pick up the bodies and are now sick with cancers.
I mean, give me a break.
Oh, my God.
And what is this?
Flat burning is a pointless diversion that won't pass and will hurt free speech.
Tech monopolies are actively working to ensure Trump isn't going to be able to do it.
I know they are.
and his supporters are silenced.
But yes, let's have a debate on flag burning instead.
Dumb potato.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, you have to understand, the government is considering regulating these big Silicon Valley conglomerates.
And, you know, by them doing what they're doing is just accelerating that particular regulation because there's a lot of money to be taxed off of these goddamn Silicon Valley oligarchs.
And, you know, these Silicon Valley oligarchs aren't careful.
They may find themselves under some tremendous, tremendous government regulation.
I am against it.
I mean, listen, I want to be completely honest with you.
If you want my opinion on why people are being demonetized on YouTube, I think it comes down to this.
Google understands that YouTube is a failed portion of their portfolio of conglomeration of businesses.
It's not making any money.
All right.
YouTube is not making any money, but the reason they keep it going and the reason that they keep initiating monetary lurings to content creators to keep him here is to try to have the up-to-date content, to try to be an epicenter of content, et cetera.
Now, unfortunately, in my opinion, I think that what you have here with these demonetizations and some potential bannings is, in my opinion, I think that they're doing so to try to not have to pay people that, you know, have gotten used to very generous paychecks from YouTube.
I mean, let's take, for instance, Steven Crowder.
Steven Crowder, if you take a look at his content, he's a very creative guy.
I mean, he's not my cup of tea, but he obviously appeals to a lot of people.
And every time he puts up a video, it's like three, four million hits.
All right?
Three or four million hits, for Christ's sake.
So you multiply that by how much.
And look, let's go, let's go.
Let's go do a damn Google search.
How much YouTube, how much do YouTubers make, huh?
Yeah, how much do YouTubers make?
Let's go take a look, all right?
Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on here.
Where is this?
Here it is.
All right.
How much do YouTubers make?
Yeah, keep 45%.
$9.90 per 1,000 views on average.
Okay.
Let's go down here.
It says, let's assume the CPM for a YouTuber with 1 million subscribers is around $4.
YouTube makes 45%.
So inevitably, if you can get on average 600K views a week, you'll end up with about $1,000 to $3,000 a week.
So this is some, I mean, this is not, you know, being on YouTube and being monetized.
And if you have millions of people watching you, I'm telling you, you can make some serious money.
But in my opinion, I just don't think that YouTube wants to pay a lot of these people.
I mean, I want to be honest with you.
It's a lot of money going out.
I mean, I read that Poodie Pie made like, what is it, 30 million, 25 million one year?
One year.
One goddamn year.
So, I mean, I want to be completely honest with you.
You would think by paying all these content creators that YouTube would be dominating internet content at this point in time.
They are not.
All right.
You've got Netflix.
You've got Hulu.
You've got all kinds of different content providers now that are now creeping up on YouTube.
You even got Twitch even creeping up on YouTube.
All right.
What is it?
Oh, my God.
Why aren't the big mega churches the evangelicals run aren't taxed?
There is no way places like those get by on mere donations who have their own private jetliners.
Churches that make that amount of money are just fronts for illegal money laundering.
Well, I wouldn't go that far, okay?
But I would say that I would tend to agree with you that you should tax churches and that sort of thing.
But at the same time, it provides live homes.
Oh, my God.
Can we talk about how the 15-bucker video shares have hijacked the Go show?
Yesterday's episode was beyond abysmal.
That ending was early imperative.
Listen, you people keep on doing it, dude.
All right.
What the fuck you want me to do?
I fucking raised the goddamn price of the 15 buckers thinking that it would halt that shit, but it didn't.
What the fuck do you want me to do?
You want me to raise it again?
I'm not going to do that, dude.
So just shut your ass.
All right.
Hold on.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
What YouTube and Twitter and Facebook are doing is censorship.
Trump supporters are being censored off the internet and Trump does nothing.
These websites are not available.
I don't think he's doing nothing.
They act like publishers.
Government regulation is needed.
Listen, I don't agree, but I mean, there's elements to which I understand what you're saying, believe me, all right?
In the field of local raise it again, 25 buckers win.
25 bucks.
Dude, I'm not going to raise the 15 buckers to 25 buckers.
These idiots out here think I'm some overgrown shekel goblin as it is.
And now if I raise it, I mean, give me a damn break.
Atheists and Spiritual Beliefs00:07:14
But hey, Gino, I do agree that the damn churches should be taxed.
But then again, churches, not all of them.
Obviously, there's some evangelical and televangelists that are out there using their flock to get on private jets and things of that capacity.
But there are churches that are out there doing things that traditional government services aren't.
There's some churches that are going out taking in homeless.
There's churches that are giving people clothing and food to try to get them back on their feet, etc.
I mean, and they're doing this out of their own nonprofit basis because they're using, at least that's what a church is supposed to do.
You know, a church is supposed to be using the flock's money and the contributions to help not only the flock of people who follow the church, but people within the community.
You know, I mean, wherever the church is, you want the community to be better for Christ's sake.
So with that being said, I mean, I agree with you, but that's a slippery slope.
I mean, you know, we start taxing churches.
Churches are no longer going to provide services for folks that the traditional government services don't.
So I'm just simply stating.
Now, what should be or shouldn't be a religion?
I mean, that's a whole other story.
I mean, Puka dude in the chat room is talking about Scientology.
Should that be a religion?
You know, could, you know, this, you know, weird religions that, you know, I mean, should this be a religion?
Now, that's a whole other story.
But in my personal opinion, I think that people's spirituality should be individual.
And whatever motivates you to continue to wake up every morning and continue to do whatever it is that you do in this life and make a positive contribution instead of being a negative prick, I think you follow whatever faith that guides you in that direction as far as I'm concerned.
I just strongly advise you not to be a godless atheist.
All right.
Just do not be a godless.
I fucking hate atheists.
I'm sorry.
You atheists make me sick.
Hey, you know what?
We're nothing.
We're just bacteria on a rock.
You know, we're just bacteria on a rock.
We just happen to just be and just kind of erected ourselves.
We're just a happenstance.
We're a Petri dish on a cosmic.
I mean, give me a break.
I mean, seriously, I'm so tired of these atheists, dude.
I mean, okay, we're just happen to be a bacteria on a rock.
Why?
Why?
Well, nobody really knows that.
But we're doing, you know, some very accurate projections of what our origin was based upon fossils and based upon the linkages of different chimpanzees and Neanderthals.
And you were doing a shut up for Christ's sake.
I'm serious.
Do not be an atheist.
I don't care what you believe in, dude.
Just get some spirituality in you.
That's all I'm saying.
Good God.
Just get some spirituality.
It's as simple as that.
I mean, I don't care if, you know, at this point, you know what?
Never mind.
Because then if I start suggesting that, you know, you should, look, I don't want you.
I'm not here to tell you what to do.
I mean, the whole reason why I do these broadcasts is to, you know, hopefully spark synapses in people's brains.
But unfortunately, I've been nothing more than a cyber punching bag as of late.
All right.
So anyway, I'm just simply stating, you know, don't be an atheist.
All right.
Get some spirituality in yourself and don't be a milky liquor.
I'm not even joking.
Right.
And hey, look, assholes, there's smart asses in the chat room over here.
You're trying to tell us what to do.
I'm not telling you what to do, man.
All right.
Believe what you want, but believe in something.
All right.
Because if you don't believe in anything, then you are nothing.
You know what I mean?
You know I am.
Jesus.
Dognostic.
What if I just admit we don't know why we're here?
See, my belief is that the more specific religion gets, the more bullshit it is.
I'm willing to believe in a creator.
I don't believe in a God any more than a Zeus.
Well, I understand that.
I think that's accurate.
We don't know why, but don't sit here and say, you feeble, religious-minded little nalark.
You believe in these book of fables.
And I mean, I just find it quaint that you little religious folk actually believe this.
My God, Stephen Hawking taught us that we came from a big bang.
Right, Stephen Hawking?
So I'm just saying, I don't know what happened.
I don't know the origins of us.
You know, none of us pretty much has the answer, even though many people are fighting to the death thinking that they do.
But I'm just saying, get some kind of spirituality, baby.
That's all I'm saying.
All right.
You don't have to be a jerk dick and shit on everybody's spirituality because you don't believe in anything.
Believe in something.
All right.
Believe in something.
All right.
Here's me, magician.
Thankfully, I'm a god.
I'm a god.
All right.
Thankfully, I'm a god.
All new fags should bow down before me.
Shut up, me, magician, you fucking idiot.
All right, just shut up.
All right.
I mean, we're trying to, listen, for all those, this is a Saturday Night Troll show, and the reason we're talking about all these different subject matters is because we're talking about whatever it is that you want to talk about.
All right.
Talking about whatever it is that you want to talk about.
And people are donating.
They're talking about all kinds of, they want to talk about all these subject matters.
I am not telling you that you should belong to any religion.
I'm not telling you that you should belong to any dogma.
I'm just saying that we, or you, you at least need to understand that we are not bacteria on a rock.
We're not just some happenstance.
There is some level of purpose on why we're here.
I mean, there's some level of purpose.
I mean, we unfortunately lost our purpose because what?
Not to mention, atheists are always angry.
Yeah, you're damn right.
Atheists tend to be autistic.
And how similar are those words?
Could be a curse?
Wink, wink.
I won't go that far, okay?
I mean, I'm not too fond of autists, but I wouldn't go that far that they're being cursed.
Okay, I just think that, you know, if you want my opinion, I think many of them are putting it on.
I think many of them just have a communication problem because nobody wanted to talk to the poor bastards.
And by the time that they wanted to go out and talk, mom and dad didn't want to take care of them.
So they dumped them off on some goddamn psychiatrist.
They popped pills into them when they were fucking young children, reprogrammed the chemistry of their brain.
And as a result, I think this is why we have a lot of so-called autist out here.
Mormon Faith and Wives00:06:28
All right.
I'm just simply stating, that's all I'm stating.
I wouldn't call autism a curse.
I don't think anything's a curse.
think that's horrible i mean as a matter of fact i don't think that y'all i don't know if i should even be showing this You know, I don't know if I should be showing this for Christ's sake.
I'm not even kidding around.
I don't know if I should be showing this.
Oh, my God.
You know what?
I'm not going to show it.
I'm not going to show it.
I was going to show something about some religious sect that actually, you know what, I'm going to go ahead and put it on.
What the hell, all right?
This is Mormon.
This is actually a Mormon cartoon.
All right, now I want, have y'all seen this?
Have y'all seen this Mormon cartoon?
I just want y'all to see this.
This is the Mormons here, okay?
This is the Mormons.
Go ahead and check this out.
I am not joking.
This is actually a cartoon.
Go ahead and put the PC shot on.
This is a Mormon cartoon.
Here it is.
Mormonism teaches that trillions of planets scattered throughout the cosmos are ruled by countless gods who once were human like us.
This is Mormonism.
They say that long ago on one of these planets, to an unidentified God and one of his goddess wives, a spirit child named Elohim was conceived.
Elohim.
This spirit child was later born to human parents who gave him a physical body.
Through obedience to Mormon teaching and death and resurrection, he proved himself worthy and was elevated to godhood as his father before him.
Godhood.
Mormons believe that Elohim is their heavenly father and that he lives with his many goddess wives on a planet near a mysterious star called Kolak.
This is absurd.
The God of Mormonism and his wives, through endless celestial sex, produced billions of spirit children.
To decide their destiny, the head of the Mormon gods called a great heavenly council meeting.
Both of Elohim's eldest sons were there.
Lucifer and his brother Jesus.
Lucifer and his brother Jesus.
A plan was presented to build planet Earth where the spirit children would be sent to take on mortal bodies and learn good from evil.
Lucifer stood and made his bid for becoming savior of this new world.
Wanting the glory for himself, he planned to force everyone to become gods.
Opposing the idea, the Mormon Jesus suggested giving man his freedom of choice, as on other planets.
Freedom of choice.
The vote that followed approved the proposal of the Mormon Jesus who would become savior of the planet Earth.
Jesus enraged him.
Lucifer cunningly convinced one-third of the spirits destined for Earth to fight with him in revolt.
Thus, Lucifer became the devil and his followers the demons.
Sent to this world, they would forever be denied.
Those who remained neutral in the battle were cursed to be born with black skin.
This is the Mormon explanation for the Negro race.
Spirits that fought most valiantly against Lucifer would be born into Mormon families on planet Earth.
These would be the lighter-skinned people, or white and delightsome, as the Book of Mormon describes them.
Early Mormon prophets taught that Elohim and one of his goddess wives came to Earth as Adam and Eve to start the human race.
Thousands of years later, Elohim, in human form, once again, journeyed to Earth from the star-based Kolan, this time to have sex with the Virgin Mary in order to prevent the physical body.
Hey, I'm Elohim.
Let me in, Biach.
Mormon apostle Orson Pratt taught that after Jesus Christ grew to manhood, he took at least three wives.
Hey, look at Jesus Martha and Mary Magdalene.
Mary, Martha, and Mary Mary.
Through these wives, the Mormon Jesus, for whom Joseph Smith claimed direct descent, supposedly fathered a number of children before he was crucified.
According to the book of Mormon, after his resurrection, Jesus came to the Americas to preach to the Indians, who the Mormons believe are really issues.
Did you see this?
Jesus came to the Americas to preach to the Indians.
Look at the Indians.
They're shocked.
They're like, oh my God, look, it's Jesus.
All right.
Now, look, hey, I'm only showing this for entertainment and educational purposes only.
Okay.
That's why we're watching this.
Okay.
We were just talking about faith.
Okay, we're just talking about faith.
So, you know, here we go.
Let's continue on.
All right.
The Mormon religion.
thus the jesus of mormonism established his church in the americas as he had in palestine there it is this is history You guys like cartoons.
By the year 421 AD, the dark-skinned Indian Israelites, known as Lamanites, had destroyed all of the white Nephites in a number of great battles.
The Nephites' records were supposedly written on golden plates and buried by Moroni, the last living Nephite in the hill Kimorah.
Very extensive years later.
And there's Joseph.
There's a treasure seeker named Joseph Smith.
There's Joseph Smith, who was known for his tall tales, claimed to have uncovered these same gold plates near his home in upstate New York.
He is now honored by Mormons as a prophet because he claimed to have had visions from the spirit world in which he was commanded to organize the Mormon church.
Because all Christian creeds were an abomination.
It was Joseph Smith who originated most of these peculiar doctrines, which millions today believe to be true.
Oh, man.
Heaven's Gate Cult Suicide00:08:03
All right.
All right.
By maintaining it.
All right.
We get it.
All right.
Let's put the PC shot on.
Now, look, the only reason I brought that up is because we were talking about faith.
Okay.
We were talking about faith.
And I'm telling you, you all had to see that.
I had to show it for entertainment and educational purposes only.
And Me Magician did a goddamn, he did a goddamn dono.
Since we're on the subject of religions, can we talk about the Heaven's Gate cult and how they thought salvation was boarding a spacecraft behind the Hailbop Comet?
I think I went into some of this one episode.
The Heavensgate cult, for all those folks that don't know, were a massive cult out of the West Coast, of course, the West Coast of the United States, who actually believed that they were going to board a ship to heaven during the passage of the Hailbop Comet in the mid-90s.
Now, I think I've shown you the goddamn leader of the Heavensgate cult.
Now, there's some interesting facts that have come about relating to the Heavensgate cult and this leader.
So anyway, let's go ahead and take a look at the leader.
This is the guy who was the initial, well, actually, he wasn't the original leader.
The original leader was female.
Unfortunately for her, she contracted, I guess, a very serious and fatal cancer situation and she died.
And most of the Heaven's Gate cult were kind of second-guessing themselves after their leader had died.
But then you had this guy to save the day.
Let's go ahead and put him on the screen.
This guy right here, as you can tell, he looks like a real winner.
This guy saved the Heaven's Gate cult.
And here is a little bit of the initiation tape if you wanted to initiate being one of these people.
Go ahead and play it.
Or, you know, hold on just a second.
Hold on, what?
What is it?
Oh, my God.
Hey, ghost, how's it going?
Surprised you decided to stream today after your little emo breakdown last year.
You still butthurt about the neighbor's party.
Fuck you, asshole, all right?
You know, they should have invited me, and that's all there is to it, you stupid idiot.
All right, we're talking about the Heaven's Gate cult here.
Let's put the damn PC shot on.
Language, a couple thousand years ago, disciples.
Those who are trying to prepare themselves for entry into the evolutionary level above human synonymous with the kingdom of God.
The kingdom of God.
The kingdom of heaven.
The kingdom of heaven.
We're going to talk to you about the most urgent thing that is on our mind and what we suspect is the most urgent thing on the minds of the world.
This guy, I mean, would you follow this guy seriously?
Take a look at this guy's eyes.
We'll title this tape Planet Earth About to be Recycled.
About to be Recycled.
Your only chance to evaluate us.
Local Live Home to Leave.
Oh, my God.
What is it?
What is it?
Me Magician.
It's surprising how their cult website still exists to this day as an archive.
And a former member still maintains their website under Tele Services, which is short for the evolution level above human services.
Should show them their website too.
I'm not showing their website.
Are you kidding me?
These people are sick.
Ghost face reveal.
Oh, my God.
Ghost face reveal.
I mean, come on, man.
That ain't fuck.
I don't look like that.
Now, I want to be honest with you.
These guys from the Heaven's Gate were very sick.
What ended up happening is that they had a mass suicide in the mid-90s in which, if I'm not mistaken, there was at least about, what, 40 of them or 50 of them that committed just a mass suicide.
Let me see if I can find some.
Let me see if I can find some footage on their mass suicide here.
Let me see if I can find some footage.
All right, let's go ahead and see what we can find here.
Jesus Christ, an old CNN clip.
I don't want to promote CNN.
Is there anything else besides CNN?
Jesus Christ, man.
Hold on.
This is the San Diego Tribune's perspective of the Heaven's Gate.
Yeah, let's go ahead and take a look at this.
This is San Diego Union Tribune talking about it.
Here, let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
On March 26, 1997, Sheriff's Deputy Robert Brunk responded to an anonymous 911 call reporting a mass suicide at a Rancho Santa Fe mansion.
Yeah, remember, the reason they had a mansion was because everybody that was in the cult gave up all of their personal possessions for this damn cult.
And moreover, it's not like these people were idiots either.
These people were very, very smart.
As a matter of fact, many of them maintained generating income by building websites, being IT people.
Believe it or not, let's go ahead and take a look at it.
I mean, Rancho Santa Fe, that's no BS.
On my way to the call, I was kind of trying to, in my mind, contemplate how I'm going to tell the people that I'm the residents that I'm going to, hey, the reason I'm here is because somebody, I think it's a prank or something like that.
Mass suicide.
And when I went up the driveway, that's when things started just changing a little bit, let's say.
You start feeling something's not right.
Just not right.
You feel the sense of death.
Came to was like a side entry door into the residence, and they had left that unlocked.
You almost start to get tunnel vision, but then I mean, just to think, this guy just came looking.
There they are.
This is how they kill themselves.
They drank the Kool-Aid.
They literally drank a cyanide, some kind of Kool-Aid concoction.
And they put these little like spacesuits on.
And they all, this is it.
This is literally our take a look at this.
These people all committed suicide.
Look at this.
Black Nike jumpsuit with Nike shoes, and they've got a purple shroud over their head.
And they've got a patch that says Heaven's Gate.
Heaven's Gate.
Heaven's Gate cult.
There's a computer that's like Star Trek that's flashing red alert on the thing.
It's like you're kind of pinching yourself going.
So, yeah, there they are.
Heaven's Gate.
And listen, pause it for a second.
They actually believe that what they were doing by committing suicide, they were doing so in conjunction with the Hailbop comet being seen over the earth at that time.
They thought by killing themselves that their consciousness or their whatever was going to take a ride on that hail-bop comet.
And this is why, you know, this is why you have the Heaven's Gate cult situation.
What is this?
Hi, Ghost, been a while.
You know, the original Heaven's Gate site is still live after all these years.
Still looks like it was made in the 1990s.
Hey, what's up, Cuckler?
Yeah, cheers to you.
All right, we'll take a look at the Heaven's Gate website.
We'll take a look at the Heaven's Wheelchair.
Listen, shut up, dude.
Oh, my God.
All right.
I'm not in a damn wheelchair first and foremost.
And I'm sorry to you people insinuating that shit.
All right.
Let's take a look at Heaven's Gate.
Heaven's Gate.
There it is.
Look at this.
I put the PC shot on.
There it is.
I mean, there it is right there, man.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Anyway, let's go ahead and take it out of here.
All right.
Anyway, folks, let's continue on.
Parenting and Autism Diagnosis00:02:51
Look, we're talking about whatever you want to talk about here.
That's why we went down this direction.
All right.
That's why we went down this direction for Christ's sake of Heaven's Gate, spirituality.
That's why I tried to tell you folks that, you know, I mean, you got to be spiritual, but at the same time, you can't be kookster in this capacity to where you actually going to believe that if you take some kind of cyanide concoction, you're going to hit your ride off of a goddamn comet.
You know what I'm saying?
So anyway, cheers to Cuckler III, man.
How you been?
I hope everything's all good for you.
I know you've suffered from some health problems.
You've been in our thoughts.
But let me tell you something.
It's the Saturday Night Troll Show, Free Format Edition, Episode 7.
We discuss whatever you want to discuss.
Clause, what's up, man?
Oh, my God.
Maybe not a curse, but rather karma.
Autists write their fate when they decide to be a spoiled brat.
As a result, they lose their brain to psychotropic drugs.
Then society kind of boycotts them and starts treating them in the most condescending way.
Karma.
Well, listen, you can't blame all the autists, all right?
Because I want to be honest with you, I blame the parents.
Now, listen, this whole spectrum idea that, well, there's a spectrum of autism, bullshit, all right?
Bullshit.
All right, you're either mentally handicapped or you're not.
Okay?
Now, I personally believe that there are some severe cases of autism where these people can't talk.
You know, their erratically kind of spastic movements in their motor neuro abilities and things of that capacity.
I understand that.
But when it comes to these folks that are claiming to be autistic when all they are is a little antisocial and don't know how to communicate, I think it's a bunch of shit.
Okay.
And I want to be honest, I think it has a lot to do with the parents because most parents have children out of selfishness.
I mean, let's be honest with you.
None of us asked to be here.
All right.
Your parents decided, you know what?
I want a kid.
I want a kid.
And you know what?
We're going to have unprotected sex until you ejaculate into me so much that nine months later, out comes a kid.
So out comes the kid.
And then when the kid comes out, they realize that, man, I got to take care of this little brat.
I got to take care.
It's fucking crying.
Like, wah, wah.
I mean, you got to change it.
I mean, this is not a joke.
People don't understand what they sign up for when they have a child.
So they don't want to deal with it.
They get tired of it.
So what do they do?
Around two, three years old, they decide to go put it off on some psychiatrist.
And of course, the psychiatrists are going to say, well, we think it has attention deficit disorder.
NASA Logo Conspiracy Theories00:06:40
Yeah, that's what I think.
And lo and behold, they medicate these kids.
All right.
And it absolves the parents' responsibility because in the parents' mind, they believe that, well, they're doctors.
They're supposed to know what they're supposed to do.
And, you know, who am I to question a doctor?
So in their minds, popping up the fucking pills in their kids is completely okay because a doctor is doing it.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Getting in my Nikes and drinking my goddamn stupid.
Ghost member?
Sip.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, God.
Yes.
I can feel it.
Real funny asshole.
All right.
No.
Oh, God.
No.
I'm not going to be able to do it.
Real funny.
Another wheelchair bit.
Engineer, are you still alive?
Get over here.
Shut up, asshole.
All right.
And listen, people are starting to say in the chat room, Ghost is right.
That's what they tried to do to me.
You know I'm right, dude.
Many of you know I'm right.
All right.
You were innocent children that didn't have parents that wanted to take care of you.
Instead, it was easy to just dump you off on someone else's responsibility, pump you up full of all kinds of narcotics, psychotropic drugs to keep you docile and keep you focused on an electronic device, whether it's television, whether it's a computer, whether it's the phone.
It's disgusting, dude.
Anyway, who else do we got?
The political post just text to speech.
Hey, ghost, remember Jim Jones, the religious cult leader who conspired with his inner circle to direct.
Yes, I remember Jonestown in Guyana.
That was a very interesting story, to say the least.
You know, there are so many documentaries highlighting the Jim Jones situation.
He was another cult nutcase that was able to transplant his flock from here to Guyana.
Hard to explain, but Trump's space force is bigger than we can imagine.
Oh, yeah?
The story goes that JFK was assassinated because he wanted to dismantle Majestic 12 and reveal the secret space programs to the public.
Trump is carrying on his legacy.
Well, I'm not too sure about that.
I think that the reason Trump is trying to initiate NASA into getting us into space travel is to expose them on how we really haven't done so.
I don't want to get into that.
I don't want to, because, you know, we start getting into controversial issues, but I personally believe that NASA is the biggest lying organization of all time.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, have you taken a look at the NASA, just at the NASA logo?
All right, let's take a look at the NASA logo for a second.
We were just talking about spirituality.
You know, we're talking about Satan.
You know, if you know Satan, Satan was, you know, he was a serpent.
You know, if you know the story of Adam and Eve, take a look at the NASA logo, okay?
I mean, they're telling you, look at this, they're telling you, there's a fucking serpent tongue in the middle of a goddamn NASA logo.
They're telling you they're fucking liars.
They're telling you they're deceivers.
I don't believe in high-functioning autism.
I really don't.
I believe this subtype is a culture-bound illness.
Where are these high-functioning autists in Russia, China, Africa?
You know what, Ashley?
I always say the same damn thing and bad parenting.
You're damn right.
All right.
Going back to autists, since Ashley has brought it up, I'm telling you this right now.
I don't believe in high-functioning autism either.
It gives these idiots an opportunity to act like pompous little jerks and spoiled fucking brats.
And I'm tired of it.
All right.
I mean, I agree with Ashley all the way.
All right.
All the damn way.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Controversial.
What happened to the drunken Texan we all knew and loved that would go against the elites and drop us red pills?
Now he's too afraid to express it.
Wait a minute.
Too afraid for what?
I mean, do you understand that you're being controlled by symbols, right?
I mean, you know, look, I don't want to get too esoteric because once I start getting too esoteric, you people start being like, you know what?
You're lying.
Ghost, you're lying.
That's you're a damn liar.
You're a damn liar.
And I don't really believe you because you're a fucking liar.
I mean, dude, you have to understand, we are, all right, we are literally being controlled by symbols.
I mean, just take a look.
When you go out for work, you got to stop at stop signs.
You got to go.
You got to yield.
You know, you got to, I mean, you know, they're telling you where to go.
You know, you go into a building, a symbol is telling you where to go.
I mean, they're even using symbols to signify men and women's bathrooms for Christ's sake.
All right.
Now, let me explain something to you.
Okay.
Now, we just talked about the serpent and how the Satan was a serpent in the Garden of Eden.
These elites, they love to show the serpent and their faithfulness to the serpent, okay?
I showed you NASA.
Okay, I showed you NASA and the serpent tongue and the NASA logo.
All right.
Niggers in Africa genetically don't the IQ ability to even have high-end mundane Matt.
Come on, dude.
Come on, mundane Matt.
Give me a fucking break.
All right, give me a freaking break.
Oh, my God.
Buzz, what's that I hear?
It's the ship coming into Bemis into the inner circle.
Press GX in chat to eat the poison spaghetti and enter the inner circle.
The poison spaghetti.
That's not funny, dude.
I almost fucking died with poisoned spaghetti, dude.
As a matter of fact, the spaghetti I ate yesterday at a fucking nice Italian restaurant, that was pretty goddamn good.
I was all right.
So everything was good.
Anyway, look, we talked about the serpent tongue being in the NASA logo.
Let's take a look at the physician's logo, the logo that every physician has on them.
Let's take a look at it for a second.
Look at this.
Now, look at that.
What is that right there?
That's two serpents.
And this right here signifies the tree of life.
The tree of life.
That's a symbol that everybody believes no matter what they say, even though I could give you so many instances on how these people that are behind this symbol use us as guinea pigs to not only put us to be inconsistently sick and put us to death, but profit from doing so, okay?
Cancer Overdiagnosis Scandals00:03:38
Profit from doing so.
Look at that.
That's the physician symbol.
Every time you see a doctor, take a look at that.
That guy's going to be wearing it prominently.
It's going to be all over the place.
All right.
Two serpents in the tree of life right there.
And look, people are going to be like, oh, come on, ghost.
You're an idiot.
You're lying.
You're lying.
All right.
Oh, my God.
I don't stop at stop signs anymore because they are the most demonic symbol in the English language.
All right.
Yeah, don't stop.
Right next to the pedestrian crossing symbol.
Yeah, real funny, asshole.
Real funny, Will Walsh, you piece of crap.
All right.
All right.
Real funny for Christ's sake.
I'm sitting over here.
I'm shooting pearls for you people.
All right.
All right.
I'm shooting goddamn pearls to you people.
Of course, none of you even want to fucking understand what I'm telling you here.
Okay.
I mean, you think that, you know, all this dramatic cancer spike is by accident, you morons?
Huh?
You think that all these people that are out here getting cancer all of a sudden, it's just by accident?
I mean, there is an incentive to keep you fucking sick.
There is an incentive to diagnose you with cancers and all kinds of garbage.
There is an incentive.
I mean, take a look at this.
I'm going to show you something right here.
Okay.
Let's take a look at this old NBC News article from when the hell was this?
2006.
2006.
Look at this.
Cancer docs profit from chemotherapy drugs.
Situation begs ethic question.
Are they over-prescribing?
I mean, why don't you take a look at how many people have been diagnosed of cancer since 2006 to now and take a look at this motherfucking just abstronomical spike upwards, okay?
Let me take a look at this.
It's a unique situation in medicine.
Unlike other doctors, cancer doctors are allowed to profit from the sale of their chemotherapy drugs.
They're allowed to profit.
The significant amount of our revenue comes from the profit, if you will, that will make from selling the drugs, says Dr. Peter Eisenberg, a private physician who specializes in cancer treatment.
Doctors and other specialties simply write prescriptions, but oncologists make most of their income by buying drugs wholesale and selling them to patients at marked up prices.
I mean, look, I'm just trying to tell you people, all right?
I mean, you know, all these people that you idiots are like, you know, bowing down to and thinking they do no wrong.
I'm telling you right now, you people need to fucking wake up.
All right.
You people need to wake up and see what's going on out here.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, that's why I don't go to doctors.
Are you kidding me?
I don't go to goddamn doctors for Christ's sake.
I mean, that's a 2006, a 2006 write-up on whether or not doctors profit from chemotherapy.
They're profiting from it, dude.
Now, doesn't that make it incentivized for them to diagnose cancers?
As a matter of fact, the guys who created the tests for cancer, the guy who created the PSA test for prostate cancer, the guy who developed a mammogram for breast cancer, even they are saying our physicians are over-diagnosing.
Had they realized that their tests were going to be used for this over-diagnosis situation, that they wouldn't have never have invented the test.
They would have never have invented the test for Christ's sake.
And look, enjoy your prostate cancer ghost.
Drudge Report and Child Porn00:10:56
Hey, one of my favorite, if not the favorite disc jockeys or radio host, Don Imos.
I've been listening to Don Imos for fucking decades, okay?
Don Imos was diagnosed with prostate cancer in 2008.
Okay.
He refused to get the traditional treatment.
refused to get any kind of radiation or any kind of chemotherapy and basically tried to heal himself holistically through diet through different forms of exercise etc herbs i mean very holistically and guess what the guy is still alive today and he is cancer free all right He's cancer fucking free.
So, I mean, let me tell you, Imis has always been a very frail old man.
All right.
You ever seen Don Imus?
Very frail old man.
So he knew that if he was going to go into any kind of chemo or radiation therapy, that he's probably not going to survive.
Probably not going to survive.
So why not roll the dice?
And he rolled the dice and he's still alive.
He's still alive.
Okay.
Yeah, people are talking about, what about Steve Jobs?
Steve Jobs was, with all due respect, a cookster that ate a fruititarian diet.
I don't know if you understand what a fruititarian diet is, but you eat nothing but fruit.
Okay.
Now, of course, his goddamn pancreas was going to go through the roof and just completely damage itself because, I mean, there's a lot of sugar in fruit, mane.
There's a lot of sugar in fruit, and that's what screws up the pancreas.
That's what develops all the pancreatic problems.
All right.
Was, you know, overconsumption of sugar.
He was a fruititarian.
I'm not joking.
People are laughing, dude.
I'm not.
You know what?
Let me Google that shit up because I want you all to know that I don't just say bullshit.
All right.
All right.
Steve Jobs, fruititarian, all right?
Fruit diet.
There it is.
What, anonymous?
Oh, my God.
The serpents in the physician symbol are forming a cosine wave, which represents the passage of time.
It's the same serpent as the one in Eden as we are born of sin into this world.
We know.
The creator is timeless.
That's why we are separated from him.
Very interesting, anonymous.
Look at this guy.
Somebody out there knows a little something.
Local live home.
Oh, my God.
Stern Imus cancer ghost.
All right.
Yeah, real funny, idiot.
All right.
Here, look, here it is right here.
Now, let me pull up this article.
Now, what?
Coopering.
What are your thoughts on child porn being found in Alex Jones's?
Dude, that's a lie.
It's on Drudge Report.
No fucking way.
No fucking way.
You see, I got to see this.
There's no way, man.
There's no fucking way that that's true.
Hold on, let me check this out.
I got to see this.
Where?
Where?
Where on the drudge report?
Oh, here it is.
Oh, shit.
Okay, let me take a look at this.
I think you're right.
I think you're right.
But hold on, before I get to Alex Jones, I want to talk about Steve Jobs and his frutitarian diet.
Now, y'all remember Ashton Kutcher, the young actor from Punked.
He produced the show Punked on MTV.
Ashton Kutcher played Steve Jobs in a movie, and he's a method actor.
So he tried to do the same thing as Jobs.
He tried to have a fruititarian diet.
And check this out.
Look at this.
PC shot.
Ashton Kutcher's fruititarian diet, what went wrong.
Ashton Kutcher was hospitalized after eating only fruit for a month.
Okay?
I mean, he damn near almost killed himself.
All right.
Now, I don't want to go into the whole goddamn article, but this is literally, in my opinion, what the reason why Steve Jobs got pancreatic cancer.
I mean, you can't just eat goddamn fruit, for Christ's sake.
You've got Ashton Kutcher, who's trying to fucking method act like Steve Jobs, eats fruit for a month, and he ends up in a hospital.
All right?
So anyway, I just want to let y'all know because we were talking about cancers and things of that nature.
So anyway, who the hell did this?
Kuprick.
Kuprick just donated that Alex Jones has been found with pornographic or child porn, and he's claiming that they were planted on his Infowars servers.
Let's go ahead and take a look at Drudge Report.
I don't go to Drudge Report too much anymore.
His gay is showing.
You know that?
Drudge is gay is showing.
Now, before we get to Alex Jones, I do want to say that Drudge, I used to respect very highly as an independent.
In the field of local ghost emails.
Shut up, asshole, all right?
All right.
Now, listen, I want to be completely honest with you.
I do not appreciate what Drudge has done at this point.
He was a very big advocate for the Trump campaign during 2016, etc.
And in my personal view, I think Drudge is Gay is showing.
For you all that don't know, Drudge has been an open homosexual for decades.
That's why he's usually behind the scenes doing this and that.
And look, I don't have any problem with him being a homosexual.
I mean, I've known this since the early 90s.
Okay.
I mean, I was reading Drudge back when, you know, in 1994 when he was in a newsgroup, for Christ's sake, okay?
But in my view, because, you know, President Trump is doing things that aren't pro-LGBTQ, you've got Drudge is Gay is showing, for Christ's sake, all right?
All right, let's go ahead and take a look at this.
Put the PC shot on.
We're on Drudge Report.
Here it is right here.
As you can see, Alex Jones offers $1 million reward as FBI investigates child porn planted on InfoWars.
What the hell is this?
All right, this is out of, oh, Jesus Christ with these fucking ads, for Christ's sake, all right?
I get, you know, you got to make a living, but Jesus Christ.
Alex Jones offers $1 million reward as FBA investigates child pornography planted on his InfoWars server.
FBI has informed Alex Jones someone planted child pornography on the servers for his InfoWars website.
And on Friday, the controversial radio host offered a million dollars reward for any information leading to an arrest.
Federal authorities have been conducting a child pornography investigation for several weeks after they reviewed email threats against Jones that contained links to child pornography websites, including to his attorney, Norm Pattis.
Pattis appeared on Jones' show late Friday afternoon to discuss the incident.
But before he did, Jones went on live, went on a five-minute profanity race rant announcing the reward for information leading to the arrest and prosecution of whoever infiltrated his company's servers.
Let me read it to him like this.
You know, somebody is trying to set me up with child pornography and we're going to find you.
My filters.
Anyway, Pat has said that he was notified a few weeks ago by the company that was reviewing all of the emails InfoWars receives that there were 12 suspicious ones that appeared to be threats against Jones, but actually contained child pornography.
These were emails that if you, me, or one of your workers had opened it, we would have been subjected to five years in prison, Pat has said.
Jones is being sued by several victims of the Sandy Hook School massacre, which I think is ridiculous.
They are alleging that he and his company have profited from spreading the story that the shooting was a hoax.
He hired Pattis to represent him in Connecticut after Superior Court Judge Barbara Bellis grew frustrated Jones and Infowars weren't complying with the simple discovery request and threatened to sanction Jones.
The plaintiffs included.
All right, we get it.
All right, we get we get the why do they have to bring up the lawsuit about the sandy hook shit?
What the hell does that have to do with the child porn uh situation?
What the hell does that have to do with the child porn situation for Christ's sake?
Anyway, all right, we get it.
Take the PC shot off for Christ's sake.
We get it now.
From what I've gathered, I know people are out here trying to blame Alex Jones for whatever.
How I read it is that he got emails from some weird ass email address sending him links to child pornography.
And like Alex Jones' attorney said, like he said, that any one of you, me, anybody that would have clicked on those links, we would have been subjected to five years in prison.
So I think Alex Jones, you know, he's been ripping me off for 11 years, but I think this is dirty.
Whoever the hell did this to Alex Jones, I think they need to be investigated.
And I hope that they find the culprit of this because this is horrible.
I wouldn't be surprised if this is some leftist, you know, that this is some leftist scheme in an attempt to try to take down Alex Jones.
Very, very interesting.
Unfortunately, you know, Kooprick brought this to our attention here.
Wow, that's unbelievable, man.
I think I hope that it was just emails sent to him and it wasn't anything more than that.
I personally don't believe that Alex Jones partakes in this type of situation.
In my opinion, I mean, this is somebody who doesn't like Alex Jones.
I don't personally believe that he would do something like this.
I personally believe, though, that he has possible, in my opinion, some homosexual tendencies.
The reason I say that is because he was very close to Charlie Sheen, and Charlie Sheen has the AIDS.
And moreover, lest we forget that tranny pornography tab that he had on his cell phone that was conveniently captured on his own fucking video camera.
That was very interesting.
But either way, I do not believe that Alex Jones had anything to do with this.
And you're innocent until proven guilty.
I genuinely hope that that's what it is.
All right.
I genuinely hope that what.
And you all shut up in the damn chat room for Christ's sake, that they were meant for me or some bullshit.
Fuck you.
All right.
Goddamn, goddamn dickheads.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Well, what a man.
We've been talking for a lot out here.
If you're tuning into the Saturday Night Troll Show, episode seven, it's a free format edition.
Putin Capitalist Army Tactics00:04:48
We're talking about whatever it is that you want to talk about.
And that's what we're doing right now.
Hold on.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
Education time.
The winding serpent symbol for the ambulance isn't anything satanic.
It's not ambulance.
A deity associated with healing and medicine Serpent symbology in itself is often seen positively in most What an idiot dude You actually believe that you actually believe that, Gino?
No, you're not understanding, okay?
It's a symbol for the Greek god, okay?
And, you know, we worship Greek gods.
You know that?
I mean, you know, it's not all mythology, okay?
I mean, that's what we do, you know?
Jesus, get the hell out of here, Gino.
All right, what'd you do?
You're Wikipedia and something, and now you think that you're some big shit for Christ's sake.
Why have serpents on anything?
Why have serpents on anything when you're meant to heal people, you dumb shit?
Why have serpents on anything?
Seriously, why?
Why have serpents on anything?
Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus.
Yeah, yeah.
That's not funny.
We have found that the notorious capitalist army is responsible for the plant.
We will detain and question that's not funny, dude.
All right, that is that is not funny, first and foremost, okay?
And secondly, the capitalist army, uh, you know, we expose uh, you know, private documents of governments, baby.
We're not out here, you know, we're not out here doing any of this small chump chain shit.
You understand what I'm saying?
As a matter of fact, uh, I cannot confirm or deny that we've been hitting up the fucking Russian electrical grid.
How do you like that, huh?
Oh, Operation Spilt Vodka is still in effect.
If all those that are old school into the damn capitalist army, all right, you know what it is: Operation Spilt Vodka.
Anyway, don't tell Putin I did that or said that because he'll send a fucking Ruski over here.
I hear your tooth, you put it the Russian grid.
Yeah, shut up, you fucking cockeyed rooski.
All right, let's continue on.
All right, uh, where are we, Jesus Christ?
Oh, yeah, you know what?
It's it's Saturday night, all right?
It's a Saturday night troll show, it's 10:20 p.m.
Let's go ahead and get some beer.
How about that?
Let's go ahead and get some more beer.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
And by the way, we're talking about anything you want to talk about out here.
That's why we're getting into all kinds of weird discussions.
All right, we're getting all kinds of weird discussions over here.
And later on tonight, of course, we're going to go ahead and call the date line.
Y'all want the date line again, dude?
All right, y'all want the y'all want the date line again?
Because, man, it seems like everybody is addicted to Saturday Night Troll Show calling up the date line.
What is this?
Local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
You fucking beach sculpt mission with electricity.
Shut up, asshole.
All right, Putin.
Let me tell you something.
You're holding on to leadership by a thread, Putin.
You know it, and I know it.
I mean, all you have to do right now, put on Google Russia protests.
There's protests every fucking day.
This idiot is just killing or throwing the protests in jail.
All right?
I'm telling you that right goddamn now.
So, you know what, Putin?
Your days are numbered, baby.
All right, your days are numbered.
You know it, and I know it.
All right, you're just trying to flex nuts on the international stage so that it can kind of provide some kind of political substance for you on your domestic politic front.
We know you, Putin.
All right, we know you, you little half-pint manlit son of a bitch.
What is this?
I'll bet Alex Jones was on one of those Epstein flights that Trump was on.
Oh, fuck you.
Only I was on the street.
Fuck you, you son of a bitch.
You're a lion, son of a fucking stupid Brit Bong son of a bitch.
All right, that's what you are.
All right, that's what the hell you are, you fucking piece of garbage.
God damn you, man.
Don't be talking about my goddamn president like that for Christ's sake.
You understand me?
And I'm telling you, I'm glad I don't see Jackler's little stupid name out here because I'm telling you, I'm banning his aim, getting out of here.
All right, he's getting the fuck out of here, stupid, dumb Brit Bong.
All right, got me some beer here.
Cuckler Let and Dumbass Comments00:15:34
All right, we're talking about anything you want to talk about out here.
Episode seven of the Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night Tro.
So, anyway, I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
Cheers, baby, cheers, man.
Very interesting conversations that we've been having here tonight.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
I hope everybody's appreciating these conversations, baby.
I know that some idiots say, you know, look, I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to Wikipedia something and I'm going to make myself look smart.
Yeah, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to make myself look smart.
Stupid idiot, man.
All right, let's continue going on here.
I got a lot of things to talk about out here.
Let's go ahead and talk about, since we're talking about different subject matters, let's get a little techie here.
I want to talk about the machines, baby.
All right.
Are you all familiar with the machines?
Welcome to the machines.
Now, I want to show you.
I'm going to show you something, okay?
Let me show you something here.
Let me just show you something.
How far we're getting with machines up in here, okay?
Hold on, what is this?
In the field of local live hall mentors.
Can we talk about your murderous blood rage that killed an innocent widow?
I didn't kill anybody.
Shut up.
I think we can up that body count tonight.
Go for that Killstreak Ghostler.
First of all, you idiots, okay?
For all those that don't know, media share wins.
Hold on.
I'll get to that in a minute.
For all those that don't know, okay, later on in the broadcast, I'm going to call a dating line.
I've been calling the dating line on the Saturday Night Troll show for the past like three Saturday Night Troll shows or four Saturday Night Troll shows.
And on one of the Saturday Night Troll shows, on one of the Saturday Night Troll shows, there was a widow who was on there kind of sad.
She just lost her husband.
And I thought that maybe I should try to give her some like inspirational words.
I sent her some inspirational messages.
And she wanted to connect live with me.
And she was crying like, you're so right.
And yeah, wear a man like you or whatever the hell she said.
And these maniacs in the chat room wanted me to connect live with her and fucking like fuck with her head or something.
I just hung up and now these dumbasses in the chat room are claiming that I killed the woman.
I mean, they're claiming that I killed her.
She probably committed suicide afterwards.
She probably lost all hope.
And then the last one, for all those that weren't here, look at this.
Look at this.
Look at this.
All right.
Brown.
Yeah, the brown wheelchair killer.
Let me explain something here.
Hey, Cookler, we're not doing 15 buckers.
All right.
We're not doing 15.
Try Arma 3 Ghost Good Army Sim.
I'll check it out, dude.
All right.
I'll check it out because, you know, I know these people want me to get into games and stuff, but we'll get to that in a minute.
Hold on.
What I was going to say is, is that the last week, the last Saturday Night Troll show, I called the date line and we got into conversation with some woman who thought she was very deep into religion.
And if you go back in the archive and take a listen to it, you know, we have a very word-salad conversation until I start telling her.
And the only reason I start telling her this is because these trolls in the chat room are telling me to tell her this.
They're like, tell her to praise Satan.
Tell her to praise this.
So I go into this hype and at first she starts like, you know, praising Lucifer.
I'm like, you know, you're supposed to praise Lucifer.
And then she's like, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.
And then at that time, at that time, she started realizing what I was.
Anyway, look, it was a mess.
And that's why these trolls say that I killed people and, you know, all that crap.
And so I don't know for Christ's sake.
All right.
I don't know.
All right.
Look, Gino, he requested an eight bucker.
So look, we're not doing any more of these.
So do not do not.
I am not doing any more.
If you donate any 15 buckers, you're losing your money.
Okay.
That's all I'm saying.
All right.
Here's Gino's.
What did you, what is this?
What is this, Gino?
I mean, look, look at Gino's a fucking cookster.
Look at this guy.
Look at this guy.
This guy's a fucking ah, Jesus.
Oh my god, get this shit out of it.
Get that.
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
The Holy Mountain full theatrical trailer.
Oh my god, you sick son of a bitch.
All right, you know what, Gino?
Get Geno's ass out of here.
Get Geno's ass out of here, for Christ's sake, you son of a...
Get him out!
I'm not even joking.
Get him the fuck out.
Fucking dumbass Gino.
Get Gino's ass out of here.
Fucking piece of crap.
This is what we have out here.
All right.
That's what we got.
This is what we have.
Anyway, let's get to Cucklers for Christ's sake.
What do you got, Cuckler?
All right.
What is this, Cuckler?
What do you got?
Let's move on.
Jesus Christ, you people are sick, dude.
Let's cuckler.
All right, let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Alright?
I'm not, you know, I don't know if you're trolling or what there, but I don't appreciate that one bit, all right?
I don't like those fucking dumbass, ridiculous South Park creators, all right, making a mockery of America.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
You know, I'm talking about those two stupid fruiters that created South Park.
And let me tell you, if you're over the age of 18 and you like South Park, you should be repeatedly fucking kicked in the balls, all right?
I'm just saying, all right?
Hey, I said I wasn't gonna do this.
Oh my god!
Please place her, dude.
I said I wasn't gonna do 15 buckers today, you piece of shit.
All right, I'm telling you all, don't do this shit, or I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna play him.
I'm not gonna fucking play him.
So just stop.
Just fucking stop doing this shit.
Jesus Christ, man.
This is the last one I'm doing.
Mundane Matt.
That's all I'm fucking doing, you piece of shit.
It better not be some fucking man ass or some kind of sicko perverted garbage or some kind of shit.
What is this, mundane Matt, you fucking milky liquor?
What is this?
What is this shit?
What is this shit?
can barely hear this garbage.
And why don't they sincere me?
You son of a bitch.
But not gays, or niggers, or transgender children.
They sure don't like speech to be free.
The sheep.
What the fuck?
Someday we'll answer the big Jewish question.
The rabbits before you and me.
Oh my god.
You know what?
I'm not playing.
Just shut this shit off.
Shut this shit off for Christ's sake, man.
What the hell was that about?
What kind of anti-Semitic garbage did I just play?
Look, no more 15 buckers.
This is not the fucking ghost show, you piece of trash.
All right?
I don't condone what the hell was just played right there.
This idiot, mundane Matt, he's the idiot that throw the 15 bucker.
And listen, I am not going to play anymore, so don't fucking do it again, all right?
This is the Saturday Night Troll Show, and we're going into a different direction.
It's free format edition.
We're doing and talking about whatever the fuck you want to talk about, all right?
We're doing and everything that you wanted to talk about for Christ's sake All right now look I want I want y'all to see something, okay?
I wanted to show y'all something before shut up in the chat room Don't laugh at that shit.
That's not funny.
That's anti-Semitic crap Piece of shit Anyway, let's move on all right.
I wanted to talk to you what lucha is live?
Are you kidding me?
All right, let's go fucking see that little fucking piece of crap.
All right, let's go see that don't donate to him.
He doesn't need no more bean and cheese.
He's a piece of crap.
He's calling me goddamn racist.
All right.
He's calling me damn racist and I don't appreciate it one bit.
All right.
Is he live?
Here he is.
And he puts South Park in his fucking name.
Meme fucking magic.
He put fucking South Park in his fucking name.
you fucking kidding me are you fucking are you gotta be shitting me man You gotta be shitting me.
Put the PC shot in.
South Park fractured butthole review.
What the fuck is that supposed to be?
What is this guy talking about?
Wait a minute.
Is this guy?
Is he viewing South Park?
Is this guy viewing South Park?
Holy shit, dude.
It's the coon.
Oh my God.
What is this?
I mean, this is fucking meme magic, dude.
I mean, I was just shit talking South Park about fucking five minutes ago.
Let me connect the TTS to the Bluetooth.
All right, I don't want to.
Fuck this guy.
All right.
Fuck this guy.
All right.
I'm giving anybody a shout out that puts the name in this chat.
Mr. Person, Tim McCrab, Mojo, Mario Luigi, Yoshi.
Team Scare.
Cheers to everybody out there, man.
All right.
GX in the chat, baby.
Who else could GX?
Father Time, man.
Hey, guys, if you played the last friendly medic, what's going on to Crimson King?
What's up, Mario, Yoshi?
All right, that's enough.
I beat the game completely over here.
Get out of here.
I don't fucking care about this.
This one is like an RPG as well.
I mean, this guy's playing video games now, dude.
Jesus, he's playing video games now, for Christ's sake, man.
Why don't you do some Mexican wrestling or something?
How about that?
Why don't you pretend to be Nacho Libre?
Or better yet, you know what's in better content for you, Lucha?
Why don't you go to like, I don't know, some fucking burrito place that's out there in goddamn California somewhere.
Make sure they have like a fucking ultra big ass fucking burrito the size of your arm, you know, and try to shove that in your hole at the fastest amount of time possible, all right?
Hey, what?
He's talking about me now?
He's talking?
He's talking about me.
He better not be talking about me, boy.
All right.
I was just going over there to see his stream, and I'm not, he's going to talk garbage about me.
He was saying that I was a racist.
What?
What?
Fuck you, fuck you.
I'm tired of you calling me a racist, Lucha.
I'm tired of you calling me a racist.
I am not a racist.
I am a melting pot of friendship.
Let's give him a fucking Lucha Libre asshole.
You dare talk garbage against me.
Well, give him a nice little luchador.
Yeah, look at this.
Are you kidding me?
There we go.
I think that's the fucking one.
It's dab time, Amigos.
Yo, let me take a fucking dab before we get into the game.
You're right.
I'm taking a dab.
Look at this guy.
And I'm the bad influence, huh?
This is look at this.
Let's fucking do this.
This guy's probably Asho's age.
He's probably Asho's age.
It's a cycle.
It's a cycle.
Spirit to support, guys.
All right, I'm out.
Leave a dislike, too.
I appreciate you either way.
Yeah, let's take a quick dab.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get him out of here.
Get him out of here for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
He's going to play a South Park game.
I was just talking about fucking South Park about seven or eight minutes ago.
And here, this freaking burrito-eating bastard gets on and he's playing a goddamn fucking South Park game for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
What, mundane man?
What the hell are you talking about?
Maybe you shouldn't play so many anti-Semitic songs on your show.
I didn't play any game.
You fucking made me do it, you idiot.
You made me do it, mundane man.
Where the fuck you are, piece of crap.
I'm telling you, man.
I'm telling you, for Christ's sake, let me continue, okay?
I wanted to talk about something because all of you people that are out here, especially you millennials and now some of you Jet Xers, you don't want to go out in the workforce because you think that you're above some kind of labor of some sorts.
I want to show you right now that you are being replaced.
All right.
I want you to welcome to the machines.
Put the PC shot on.
Welcome, my son.
Welcome to the machine.
There it is.
Welcome to the machine, my friends.
Welcome to the machine.
Right on it.
Welcome to the machine, baby.
You're going to be replaced.
You're going to be replaced.
Here, let me have that box, pal.
Let me have that box.
There it is.
Thank you very much.
All right, put your ass down on the ground.
You fucking.
You fuck.
All right.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
Everybody already knows it's fake.
Never mind.
You see, ruin everything, you fucking trolls.
You see that?
Huh?
That's why we can't have movies anymore because we've got little fucking little rodent fucks like you come.
I'd ruin it for everybody for Christ's sake, you son of a bitch.
What?
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh my god.
Did you like my video?
That was dedicated to the trolls.
Fuck you, trolls.
Also, South Park is really funny ghost.
Twitch Streamer Hierarchy Wars00:13:42
You should give the later seasons a watch.
South Park sucks, dude.
It's hilarious.
South Park sucks the chrome up of a 57 Chevy bumper, man.
All right.
South Park sucks.
And if you're over the age of 18 still watching South Park, then you're a piece of trash.
I'm not even joking.
You're a man-child piece of trash, son of a bitch.
And you know what?
Shut up.
Get Andy Kaufman out of here.
Fucking Andy Kaufman talking shit.
Get him out of here.
Get him the fuck out of here for Christ's sake.
All right.
Piece of crap.
I'm not even joking around.
You people are starting to piss me off, man.
I almost didn't do a show today, man.
I almost didn't do a goddamn show today for Christ's sake.
But no, I don't know why.
I feel fucking compassion for you fucking trolls out here.
I don't fucking get it.
I don't understand why.
I don't understand why.
And you know what?
Maybe I'm a fucking insane idiot.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm dumb.
You know, maybe I'm maybe I'm some kind of fucking glutton for punishment or crazy.
Oh my god.
I love South Park too.
Don't knock it into the fire.
I'm sure you do.
You're a fucking troll terrorist, okay?
I'm sure you do.
You refuse to grow up, Will Walsh.
You especially.
I'm telling you, you fucking, you donate all kinds of fucking sick shit.
So I'm sure you are some kind of a fucking freak show for South Park.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm sure you are some kind of sick idiot waxing your carrot every time you see that ridiculous cartoon.
I'm tired of you cartoon-fetished idiots, man.
Good God.
Hey, look, oh, oh, you know, South Park's better than your show.
If that's the case, then get the fuck out.
Get that super sewer ass out.
Get him out of here.
Get him out.
I'm kicking him out permanently.
Not even joking around.
Kick it out permanently for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
South Park is the lead cause of autism.
You know what?
I agree.
I completely agree for Christ's sake.
If you're watching South Park and you're over the age of 18, you're a fucking man-child piece of crap.
All right?
Wait a minute.
South Park is rated TV mature.
South Park is for adults.
You shouldn't watch it if you're under the age of 16.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
Oh, that really actually does work, doesn't it, huh?
You're right.
You're a tard.
Fuck you, you idiot.
I'm not a fucking tard.
I mean, let me tell you something.
I am the internet underground at this point in time, you piece of crap.
You understand that?
I am the underground.
Stupid piece of crap.
Let me have my goddamn drink.
All right.
I'm drinking tonight.
I'm not, I'm not.
You idiots harshed my mellow yesterday.
You ruined Baller Friday yesterday.
You ruined episode 69 of the Go Show.
And you ruined the president's birthday.
It was the president's birthday yesterday, and you didn't give any fucking respect whatsoever, for Christ's sake.
I'm not even fucking kidding around.
No fucking respect.
And you know what?
Get Immortal Paul not walking out of here too.
I'm sick of here.
Get him.
I'm tired of him.
Get him out.
Get him the fuck out.
Jesus Christ.
Being on YouTube does not make you the underground and actually makes you a mainstream chill.
Hey, asshole.
All right.
Let me tell you something, Dark Me Magician Girl.
I'm the underground of YouTube.
Do you understand me?
I'm the underground of YouTube.
All right.
Me and YouTube right now, we got some things going on.
All right.
They're trying to catch up with Twitch.
And Twitch sucks.
As a matter of fact, let me go ahead.
Let me talk about Twitch for a second.
All right.
Did you hear what the fuck Twitch did to one of its biggest streamers, Dr. Disrespect?
Did you see this?
Now, look, I'm not a Dr. Disrespect fan whatsoever, but I'm telling you, Twitch, no fucking respect.
Look at this.
Dr. Disrespect says he fired his director after getting banned on Twitch.
He got banned on Twitch.
All right.
What?
What?
What, Dylan?
Penis.
I fucked your dead grandma.
Happy delated birthday to the greatest human in history.
And of course I'm not sure.
Real funny, Jackler.
Jackler.
NG is the real talent.
By the way, this show is not a fucking hangout.
You know what?
Who the fuck?
What kind of fucking fruit are you, Dylan?
I mean, Dylan sounds like a single mother name, huh?
Were you raised by a single mother boy?
Huh?
Sound like a single dirty dishrag whore mother.
Right when she shitted you out of your uterus, she's like, Look, that looks like a Dylan.
And I want him to be Dylan with a nice little like, I want it to look like Luke Perry from 902 and oh anyway.
Let me get back to what I'm saying here, all right?
Uh, Dr. Disrespect, all right, banned from Twitch.
Now, for all those that don't know, all right, he got banned from Twitch because apparently he was at, uh, what con was he at?
He's at one of these fucking E3, all right?
He was at E3 and got banned because he took his, uh, I guess he took his camera into the bathroom while he was taking a whiz, and that's it.
You know, he continued to broadcast from inside of a public bathroom, as you can see right here, and as a result, that's it.
Twitch said nu-uh.
And look, let me tell you something, okay?
I get it, Twitch, you know, they're trying to get a certain level of, I don't know what the fuck they're trying to do with their community, but I mean, to disrespect Dr. Disrespect, one of the biggest streamers out there on your platform is fucking disgusting.
And you know, all the Twitch streamers, man, all the fucking idiot Twitch streamers like fucking Ninja and Tim the Tatman and Tifu and all these idiots were chastising Dr. Disrespect, dude.
They were chastising.
They were like, you know what?
You shouldn't have done that.
And you know what?
I'm Ninja.
And you know what?
Fortnite.
I mean, it's just disgusting, dude.
All right.
And that's why I'm over here on YouTube.
And I would strongly advise Dr. Disrespect to come over here to YouTube as well, for Christ's sake.
All right.
Screw Twitch.
All right.
I mean, Twitch is being ran by a bunch of social justice warrior jerk dicks that won't let entertainment and talent and content creators be entertainment, talent, and content creators out here.
All right.
And I'm telling you right now, if they're going to ban Dr. Disrespect, they should be banning Ninja too because Ninja always breaks the rules.
And not to mention, he fucking bitches and moans every time somebody beats his ass.
All right?
All right.
That's the way it is.
All right.
So that's all there is to it, for Christ's sake.
All right.
I mean, screw Twitch.
I would never go to Twitch ever, ever, ever.
It is a disgusting social justice warrior concept.
And I'm tired of it.
All right.
I'm tired of it.
Jesus Christ.
And that's why I would never go to Twitch.
People are like, hey, you know what?
Ghost, you should go to Twitch.
There's a lot more people over there.
I'm not going to go over there.
These fucking people are treating it like it's a political safe space.
Like it's a safe space for people for Christ's sake.
And like people are saying, go on D-Life.
D-Live is a scam, dude.
D-Live is a scam.
Oh, my God.
Twitch is shit.
The likelihood of you getting in trouble for breaking rules on Twitch is inversely correlated with the size of your boobs and the amount of estrogen in your body.
Oh, yeah, they do have a lot of tit streamers over there.
You know, that's a very good point, Ashley.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Paulie the polar bear said his cameraman took the camera into the bathroom after he told him not to.
So I guess that's why he fired his so-called director.
But listen, I have to agree with Ashley on this one.
How come they allow these little tit streamers on, and I fucking hate those tit streamers, dude.
I mean, good God.
Okay, great.
You can let your tits hang out while you're playing video games.
Wow.
Yeah.
I mean, you want to know what Twitch, tit Twitch streamers are?
Tit Twitch streamers are broads that are not good looking enough to put themselves on Instagram.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
These are mid-tier broads that know there's a bunch of dorks on fucking Twitch looking for fucking watch people play video games.
I'm not even joking.
I give no Twitch streamer that's a broad any kind of respect.
You're a tick Twitch streamer.
And to be honest with you, you're mid-tier.
And it's a shame that you're allowed to be broadcasted and to be praised by a bunch of incels and neckbeards.
Okay.
I mean, for you guys that are out there that want to praise some decent pieces of tail out here, I would strongly advise you to go on Instagram.
I just went on Instagram about six, seven months ago.
And let me tell you something.
That redefines the game right there for women.
Okay.
I'm not even joking around.
Instagram redefines the game.
There are fucking broads that are just so unbelievably attractive that they make like what you used to think attractive like look like shit at this point in time.
I'm not even kidding around.
I mean there are just some immaculate fucking broads out there.
What?
What?
You hit the nail on the head for once.
The girls on Twitch can't make it on Instagram, so they have to settle for neckbeards and forever aloons.
You're damn right.
And I'm telling the neckbeards and forever alones, dude, don't fucking waste your time on mid-tier broads, okay?
I mean, you incels and you MGTOWs and you neckbeards, you're always bitching, you know, about this and that.
I mean, why don't you vent your attention at somebody who's worthwhile?
Not these mid-tier broads, dude, especially on Twitch.
Mid-tier, disgusting broads.
And just because they have a little fucking cleavage out, big fucking deal.
All right.
Big goddamn deal.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
At least, you know, Instagram models, you know, you throw a couple of bucks at them or something if you're going there.
I mean, because you're going to be throwing a couple of bucks at fucking bitches that are playing games on Twitch for some reason.
If you're going to be throwing a couple of bucks there, at least you're going to get a couple of new spreadshots, you know, and things of that nature.
So listen, do not, and I'm telling you this from the bottom of my heart to the incels, to the MGTOWs, to the forever alone, to the neckbeards.
Don't put these goddamn mid-tier broads on a pedestal.
All right.
Do not do it.
They don't deserve it.
They don't deserve it.
Okay.
If they want to be known for their looks, they have to work just as hard as these models on Instagram have to work.
Okay.
I'm not even kidding around.
I mean, fuck these mid-tier broads.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Fackler, Ashley, and Dark Me Magician are mad at Twitch thoughts because they're flat-chested and ugly.
No, no, give me a fucking break, dude.
Let me tell you something.
All right.
These broads on Twitch are mid-tier.
And if you think, all right, if you actually believe that these fucking broads are anything, then you've got, I mean, then your grade of good-looking broad is way off target.
It's way off keyster, okay?
I'm not even joking around.
I give no Twitch thought any kind of credit whatsoever.
Okay.
I mean, their reactions are fake.
All right.
They just don't know how to play games.
All right.
Lol no.
Yeah, no is right.
I don't believe that either there, uh, Fackler.
Okay.
I'm just saying, show us some good grade women.
Ah, Jesus.
I don't think I can, I don't think I can access Instagram on the PC, right?
And plus, I don't want to show y'all my Instagram account because, you know, I don't want y'all people to fucking, you know, I don't want y'all to follow me, dude.
I don't want y'all.
I don't want y'all to be on my sack or anything like that.
Do you understand?
All right.
No, I don't have a Facebook account either.
Jesus Christ.
No, I can't do it, man.
Sorry.
I cannot do it.
I'm sorry.
Maybe I'll set up a Facebook or excuse me, Facebook.
I'm not going to set up a, maybe I'll set up an Instagram account next weekend and we'll do some, you know, I'll show you some real thoughts, all right?
I'll show you some real goddamn thoughts out here that deserve to, you know, be put on some kind of a pedestal instead of these Twitch thoughts that are just playing video games to a bunch of forever alones and neckbeards.
And I mean, I'm tired of it.
And by the way, okay, when these stupid Twitch thoughts And by the way, okay, when these stupid Twitch thoughts, whenever they're out playing and shit and you see them at a con and you happen to be a streamer and you go up to them and you have you seen this lately like Twitch streamers male Twitch streamers have been banned because how they have approached some of these Twitch thoughts.
Can you believe that?
How they approach some of these Twitch thoughts, they get banned.
I mean, listen, I want to be completely honest with you, okay?
Public Bathroom Sexual Assaults00:16:21
If you're a woman and you're selling your sexuality as a focal point of who you are, then don't be surprised if you're going to get some kind of negative reaction in your perspective because you're showing off your ass, okay?
I mean, I'm just simply stating you can't have your cake and eat it too, women.
You can't literally be, you know, with these skin tight clothes, you know, showing your ass cheeks hanging out, you know, showing your cleavage and think that you're going to get any kind of respect.
Okay.
I mean, you're selling your sexuality.
Okay.
So when you sell your sexuality, then the first thing people are going to think about is sex.
It's the same thing for the LGBTQ.
These folks define themselves on their sexuality.
So whenever I see somebody who tries to overtly either tell me or show me that they're gay, the first thing that I'm thinking about is, good God, this person's servicing glory holes.
This person is probably on Grinder.
This person's probably on prep, etc.
You know?
So if you're going to sell your sexuality, then don't be surprised when you have certain type of reactions.
I mean, what should define you is the content of your character, for Christ's sake.
The content of your character, not what sexual position or whether or not you're promiscuous, whether or not you hop from cock to cock to cock.
You should be defined on whether you're a loyal person, whether you're an honest person, you know, whether you can be trusted, etc.
All right.
I mean, not, I mean, give me a break.
I mean, both women and LGBTQ, if you're selling your sexuality and sexuality is the first thing that you want people to notice, then don't be surprised if they're going to be a little perverted to you, okay?
Now, on the gay side, I don't think that they're going to care much.
I mean, I've been saying this.
I've been saying this for a minute.
Okay.
Like, for instance, if you slap a woman on her ass, you can go to jail for sexual harassment, sexual assault.
All right.
I mean, I'm serious.
You see a broad with her ass cheeks hanging out.
I mean, you know, you just want to just give it a little tap, right?
You do that, you get arrested.
Now, what I've suggested is, does this same application apply to the gays?
And I've been tempted.
I mean, maybe some of you will do it.
I would strongly, just for an experimental purpose only, slap a gay ass, you know, and you know, you've seen these gay asses out here.
They're leprechaunning their asses down the street.
You know what I'm talking about.
They're leprechaun in their asses.
All right.
They're leprechaun in their asses.
They're wearing fucking skin tight legging jeans.
All right.
They're showing off anal camel toe.
I mean, what happens?
What happens if you just fucking slap a gay ass?
I mean, is that sexual assault?
Is that sexual assault?
I'm just asking, you know, where the line is drawn and whether or not there's a level of equality going on tonight.
I'm just saying.
Jesus Christ.
And shut up.
I'm not gay.
I'm just saying, you know, for experimental purposes, all right?
In the field of local shaft.
Shut up, all right?
Shut up, six hours of butt sex talk.
I'm not even joking.
How come there isn't a YouTuber out there, some kind of YouTuber, some real life star, just go to the gay club or go to a gay part of town and just start slapping gay asses and see what happens.
And see whether or not, you know, they're going to be like, oh, my God, he slapped my ass.
I want to have him arrested for assault.
Or whether or not they're going to look at you and be like, oi, Poppy.
You know, I'm not, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, for Christ's sake, man.
Is it the same application?
Will you be charged with sexual assault, man?
I'm just saying.
And why is everybody saying I'm gay?
Listen, I mean, don't you understand where I'm coming from here?
You slap a woman's ass, it's sexual assault, okay?
But if you slap a fucking gay ass that's leprechaun in their ass down the street, I mean, what the fuck?
Is that sexual assault?
Is that modern day gay flirting?
I mean, what is that?
And where is that equilibrium of equality?
I mean, I'm just saying, man.
I'm just fucking saying, all right, shut up.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Aaron Tolman is actually getting it.
There's double standards.
Thank you.
Thank you, Aaron Tolman.
These people out here are just assholes, for Christ's sake.
And whoever donated six hours of butt sex talk, you better shut your ass, all right?
You better shut your ass.
Jesus Christ.
See, I can't even talk figuratively to you people without you getting into, Oh my God, you're fucking gay.
Jesus Christ.
In the field of local mundane ghosts.
Just got slapped some gay ass.
Is that sexual assault?
And while you're at it, go ahead and suck some gay dick.
Is that fuck you asshole?
I never said anything like that, you fucking asshole.
Is that sexual assault?
I'm talking about the double standards, you idiot.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
I ought to be honest with you.
You gays have made it very uneasy to go into the men's bathroom now.
Have y'all ever been to a men's public bathroom lately?
You can hear them sucking each other off in the damn shit stalls, for Christ's sake.
I'm not even kidding around.
I mean, God forbid you got to pinch a loaf in the public.
You go into the men's bathroom for Christ's sake.
You sit at a shit stall and lo and behold, you get the fucking other idiot's foot tapping into your goddamn shit stall as it's as if it's some kind of a goddamn fucking signal or some shit.
I'm just saying.
And I'm not going into gay bars, idiot.
I'm serious.
This is what the gays have done to public bathrooms for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I'm not even joking around.
You can't even go into a urinal, dude.
You can't even go into a urinal, okay?
I go into a urinal, and, you know, I don't understand.
Why do they make urinals close together?
I mean, are you trying to make us like, you know, talk?
I mean, what are you doing with that?
And in these troughs?
Have you seen these troughs where, you know, you're supposed to whip it out and just kind of, you know, whip it out with everybody else and piss in a trough for Christ's sake?
I'm telling you right now, other guys look at other guys' wangs, and that really makes me uneasy.
I mean, I'm sitting over here trying to relieve my prostate over here, you know, trying to relieve my bladder.
And lo and behold, I've got, you know, people to the fucking left and right of me trying to take a fucking look at what I'm packing for Christ's sake.
And then when they see that I'm packing a fucking, you know, John Holmes sausage, then they start, you know, it's just got to be, I'm tired of this shit, man.
I mean, whatever happened of just going into a bathroom because you had to fucking pinch a loaf or, you know, relieve a urinal situation, dude.
I mean, what the fuck?
What the fuck happened?
What the fuck happened, dude?
The fuck happened?
I'm not joking.
Hey, assholes, you think, oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm not, I'm not joking for Christ's sake, all right?
You all think that I'm just some, you know, fucking moron.
Have y'all been to a fucking public bathroom at this point in time, all right?
All right, I'm not, I'm not joking around, man.
Have y'all been to a goddamn fucking public bathroom at this point in time?
You can hear this fucking shit, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Listen, all right.
Let me show you what they're doing in men's bathrooms nowadays, okay?
Let me show you.
Okay, let me show you what they're doing in men's bathrooms, okay?
Now, what I'm about to show you here, okay?
And this is for entertainment and education purposes only, okay?
This is for entertainment and educational purposes only.
This is what men are now doing in bathrooms.
It's getting this bizarre, okay?
Now, let me put it on.
Put the PC shot on here for Christ's sake.
This is what men are doing in public bathrooms.
Put the PC shot on.
Look at this.
Now, look at that.
Look at that.
Did y'all see that?
Look at that again.
Slow motion.
This is what they're fucking doing in public bathrooms for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, this is what I'm talking about.
This is what I'm talking about for Christ's sake, man.
That's why I'm afraid to go into a public bathroom now, for Christ's sake.
I mean, good God.
Good God, for Christ's sake.
I mean, it's gross, dude.
I'm trying to explain it to you, and you people are like, yeah, you're a gay.
You're a gay ghost.
That's what you are.
This is what's happening in public bathrooms in today's America.
Oh, my God, for Christ's sake.
I'm not joking, people are, look, view it one more time.
All right.
They don't believe it.
Put the PC shot on.
And no, this was not in Brazil.
This was in America.
Put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Well, there you go, huh?
Look at that, huh?
Ain't that America?
The home of the free.
Ain't that America?
All right, that's enough.
Jesus Christ.
That's why I don't like going into public bathrooms anymore.
I'm telling you.
That's all I'm saying.
All right, that's all I'm saying.
Y'all have never seen a fucking urinal trough?
I mean, people in the chat room are saying they've never seen a urinal trough.
Well, there you go.
There's one right there, okay?
Jesus Christ.
And you people are talking garbage to me.
All right.
You people are talking garbage to me for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, and no shit.
Wait a minute.
Why was I?
Hold on.
Put the fucking PC shot back on.
Hold on.
What the hell is this?
Why am I being advertised this shit?
Illegal memes.
You want to know why?
Because I do 15 buckers for you, sick fucks.
That's why I do 15 buckers for you sick assholes.
Stupid fucking idiots.
I don't fucking watch that garbage.
All right.
I'm not some goddamn cartoon fetished fucking piece of trash.
All right.
Give me a fucking break, man.
I would never, never do that.
Shut up.
I don't watch none of that shit.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
Jesus Christ, man.
You people make me sick.
Give me my freaking, give me my goddamn beer.
You fucking idiot.
Go fuck yourselves.
Listen, you understand that I play your 15 buck YouTubes, and this is what the algorithm is gathering from all the fucking shit you people have donated, man.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Fuck, shut the fuck up in the chat room.
Anybody?
What?
No, we're not doing that shit.
Goddamn Dark Me Magician Girl, I told you we ain't doing 15 buckers, but of course you're a woman, huh?
You're a woman, and you can do whatever the fuck you want, right?
Take a whiff of that.
Ghost be like, if her age is on the clock.
Shut the fuck up.
All right.
Shut the fuck.
I'm not saying that.
You're a sick fucking asshole.
You know what, Dark Me Magician Girl?
You need to know that you're, just because you're a woman, that the fucking rules apply to you too.
All right?
Jesus Christ, you son of a bitch.
I'm telling you, you know, Dark Me Magician Girl, you better fucking realize that the rules apply to you too there, you fucking bimbo.
All right.
Exposed at last.
Hey, asshole.
I don't watch that shit.
Shut the fuck up.
I don't watch that shit, and I don't want to hear about it again.
The reason I'm being suggested is because of all your fucking 15 buckers, man.
That's why.
So fuck off, or we're going to have some major problems, okay?
Fuck off, or I'm getting out of here.
It's 11.04 right now in San Antonio, Texas.
I could be at fucking Twin Peaks right now.
I could be at Twin Peaks right now getting 32-ounce cold fucking mugs of beer, all right?
Getting ghost pepper hot wings, watching fucking combat sports, and being served by fucking 19 and 21-year-old pieces of ass.
All right?
Instead of fucking around with you goddamn trolls, fucking for fuck's sake, man.
I mean, I'm wasting my weekends with you fucking people.
You understand that?
I'm wasting my weekends with you fucking people.
Jesus Christ, man.
Give me my fucking beer.
You have no chance.
What are you talking about, man?
Let me tell you something.
I go into Twin Peaks.
They know who I am.
All right.
All the women out there, they know who I am.
So I don't even need to wait in line.
They go and get two chairs for me and Mrs. Ghost so we can sit at the bar.
That's how known I am at the Twin Peaks over there.
I'm not even joking around.
I could just walk in.
They're like, look, it's Ghost.
Come on, we got fucking chairs for you right here.
The fucking bar could be all filled up.
They'll fill it.
They're two chairs just for old Ghost and Mrs. Ghost over here, all right?
Oh my God.
So I'm telling you, I like Twin Peaks, all right?
I like it for a whole bunch of reasons.
First of all, cold-ass beer.
I'm not even joking around, man.
You get that fucking beer.
It's like 29 degrees in an ice-cold mug.
All right.
Second thing, the fucking food is great.
All right.
The food is great.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Shut up, FBI, all right?
Jesus Christ.
All right.
I'm not.
Are you insinuating because of the fucking anime bullshit?
I don't watch anime, you piece of crap.
Trossie, let's go to.
Let's go to Twin Peaks.
Well, you know, I go, you know, incognito.
All right.
I go incognito for Christ's sake.
But I do like the Twin Peaks.
Matter of fact, let's look at some Twin Peaks broads, okay?
Because I'm telling you, if y'all have never been to Twin Peaks, I don't know how they get the kind of broads they get, but they get it.
All right.
Let's see what we have here.
Let me see if we can.
Here he is.
Images.
All right.
Here we go.
Hold on.
These are some.
They got a.
What fucking part of the country?
All right.
Here we go.
These are some decent ones here.
Here they are.
Here, look at this.
Here.
Let's just go ahead and Twin Peaks.
Look at here.
Look at this.
Twin Peaks here.
Look at this.
Twin Peaks.
Twin Peak.
Well, that's probably Detroit Twin Peaks, but Twin Peaks.
All right.
Twin Peaks.
Okay.
Jesus Christ.
Is that the best picture you got?
For Christ's sake.
Let's view more.
All right.
Let's view more of these.
All right.
Look at this.
Twin Peaks.
All right.
All right.
Look at this.
Twin Peaks up in here, baby.
Twin Peaks, baby.
Look at this.
Come and get some.
All right.
That's enough.
Jesus Christ.
I don't want to.
And yeah, you know what?
Twin Peaks Beer Cheers00:02:37
They are thoughts.
All right.
So what?
And wait a minute.
Why am I racist?
Why am I racist?
Because there was an all-black Twin Peaks staff and I said they were from Detroit.
Okay.
They could have been from Atlanta.
Okay.
They could have been from Baltimore.
Okay.
They could have been from Oakland.
Okay.
Sorry.
Jesus Christ.
Good God.
All right.
Let me go ahead and, yeah, Washington, D.C.
They could be from Washington, D.C., too.
Anyway, let me get some more beer.
All right.
Damn right, for Christ's sake.
More goddamn beer.
All right.
Cheers to everybody out there.
Yeah.
What do you want, Will Wall?
I can see their bulge.
You can see their bulge.
Fuck you.
Like they're men.
These are fucking chicks, dude.
All right.
These are fucking chicks.
And look, people are saying I'll poor Mrs. Ghost.
Hey, look, me and Mrs. Ghost, we go to Twin Peaks together, dude.
What are you talking about?
We go to Twin Peaks together.
You know what I mean?
I don't go anywhere by myself.
I take Mrs. Ghost with me, for Christ's sake.
She's out there at Twin Peaks, for Christ's sake.
What are you talking about?
All right.
No, we don't have an open relationship, you idiot.
All right.
Give me a break.
Good God.
Jesus Christ.
What do you people think?
You know what?
What do you people think?
What kind of sick minds do you people have?
Good God.
All right.
I shouldn't have even come by today.
I shouldn't have even had a Saturday Night Troll show.
I'm going to be completely honest with you.
All right.
I should not have even had one.
But of course, you know, I have compassion for you people.
God knows why.
All right.
God knows why.
And no, we're not fucking swingers.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
You see, you're pulling shit out of your ass right now.
All right.
You're pulling shit out of your ass, and I really don't appreciate it.
Good God.
Anyway, let me move on for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm sick and tired of you trolls literally taking control of my show and making it into some kind of a fucking circus sideshow.
I'm warning all of you trolls, all right?
This is a Saturday night troll show.
I think it's gone, I wouldn't say the best, but it's gone by better than the damn shows we've been conducting throughout the week, all right?
I'm telling you that right now, and you all better show me some fucking respect, or I'm getting the fuck out of here.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now, all right?
Media Share Problems Arise00:14:43
You all show me some goddamn respect, or I'm getting the hell out of here for Christ's sake.
I deserve more respect, and everybody knows it.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, look, we're talking about what ghost calls.
Oh, my God!
Look, folks, shut the fuck up.
And I show up an hour later in the bathroom.
She's great at getting the Alabama block snake.
And as a cuck, it's my ultimate fantasy.
You fucking piece of crap, dude.
Engineer, get over it.
Shut up, asshole.
Ghost 1112.
You're a piece of garbage, you know that?
You are a fucking piece of garbage.
And whoever the hell donates that guard, you are a piece of trash.
You know that?
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe you people.
You know, I should punish you fucks.
I should make you watch something that, you know, I don't know.
Let me figure it out.
I should make you fucking people watch something you don't want to watch or something, huh?
I mean, what the fuck should I make you fucking watch for Christ's sake?
Just to fucking rub it in your fucking faces, man.
Fucks, man.
All right.
You goddamn fucks, man.
All right, I got something for you.
Here, here, let's watch this.
Here, let's watch this.
Here, put the PC shot on.
It's a fucking commercial.
All right, you want to watch something, huh?
You all fucking like cartoons, you bunch of man-children, pieces of garbage, huh?
You're a bunch of man-children, huh?
You like cartoons, huh?
Here, let's watch fucking He-Man.
How you like that, huh?
Sorcerer.
Let's watch He-Man.
How you like that, huh?
He-Man, huh?
Give me the power!
How you like that, huh?
From whom?
I think so.
And by the way, this is my He-Man official channel here.
He-Man's official channel.
It's live.
Watch two girls want.
Shut up.
We're watching He-Man, all right?
We're watching He-Man.
He-Man!
There's not another like him, but I want to.
Wait a minute, why is everybody liking this?
I don't know.
Y'all like He-Man?
They like He-Man, for fuck's sake.
Take this shit off.
There it is.
Let's hear it.
I have the power!
I have it!
I never did that.
All right, get it out of here.
Get it out of here for Christ's sake.
All right, they like He-Man for Christ's sake, all right?
They like He-Man now.
We're not gonna keep that shit on for Christ's sake.
The reason I put on He-Man, because it's pseudo-homosexual.
Come on.
Look at the way He-Man's dressed, for Christ's sake.
Come on, man.
Like, they weren't trying to send any kind of, any kind of subtle messages with that, huh?
Get the hell out of here.
Anyway, look, I was going to try to keep it on something that you people wouldn't like, and of course you like this shit, you know?
Of course, you like this crap.
I mean, it's cartoon fetish all the way, isn't it, huh?
All right.
Anyway, let me go ahead and move on to something else here.
As a matter of fact, before I do so, let me take a fucking shot.
How about that?
Let me take a fucking shot.
Give me a fucking shot here.
Look at all these fucking bottles.
In the field of local live hall mentality.
I'm not playing that for three bucks, Black Hat.
Are you kidding me?
All right, I'm not playing that for three bucks for Christ's sake.
Wait a minute, hold on.
Local live hall mentor payments.
How much do you think?
Homosexuals unite ghost.
We He-Man fans call ourselves homosexuals.
We prefer to be called this like how MLP fans like to be called bronies.
Hemosexuals?
Hemosexuals, for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
And hey, I'm not playing nothing for three bucks, okay?
And by the way, we're not even playing 15 buckers, but if you're going to be wanting me to play a fucking YouTube video, it's 15 buckers, asshole, okay?
Remember, for those pesos, I'm an a-hole.
Jesus Christ.
I need a shot.
I need to take a shot right now.
And I've got a whole bar load full of bottles on my desk of nothing but scotch here.
Let's go ahead and, which one should we get?
Which one should we fucking get out here, for Christ's sake?
How about we go back to the Glen Fittick?
We go back to the Glen Fittick single malt aged 15 years, baby, alright?
Let's go ahead and do that.
All right.
We're fucking celebrating.
And you know what we're celebrating?
We're celebrating the weekend.
All right.
That's what I do.
All right.
All right.
It's Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night.
True shoot.
I hope you like this one.
It should bring a lot of memories.
It's new and official of the new Sonic Mania game.
What?
What are you talking about?
Wait a minute.
I told you we weren't doing 15 buckers, my boy C.
Oh, shit.
Fuck, I spilt a little bit of the fucking shot.
God fucking damn it.
God damn it, and it's on the fucking Corsair keyboard, man.
God fucking damn it.
Shit.
Fucking shit.
Now it's going to smell like a goddamn bar in here because you fucking people for Christ.
And shut up in the chat room, man.
It's not fucking funny.
Fucking hate doing this, man.
I got a fucking $5,000 computer set up, you fucking pieces of shit.
Fucking have some fucking respect, dude.
All right, have some goddamn fucking respect.
Pieces of garbage, for Christ's sake.
I'm not playing it for three bucks, you idiot.
All right?
For them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
I mean, if you want me to play anything, look, I don't want to play it, but at least do what my poisey did.
He played 15 bucks.
All right, we'll play my poise for 15 bucks.
All right, that's what we're going to do, all right?
Jesus Christ.
What is my poisey request in here for 50?
Even though we're not supposed to be doing this.
Hold on.
Sonic Mania.
Wait a minute.
This is Sonic Mania.
Wait a minute.
This is a cartoon?
Put the PC shot on.
This is a Sonic Mania cartoon.
SEGA! SEGA!
What is this?
Sonic the cartoon?
I'm sure everybody's loving this, huh?
I bet you they're tweeting at Chris Chan right now.
Hey, guys, you're playing this Sonic cartoon right now, and you're eating a lot of nice stories.
To be honest, I did like the Sonic game, you know, back in the day, especially the Dreamcast version.
the Dreamcast version was pretty good All right, we get it.
It's Sonic the Hedgehog.
And not to mention, why didn't they make Sonic the Hedgehog movie look anything like this?
All right, all right.
We get it.
We get it.
It's Sonic the Hedgehog.
We get it, for Christ's sake.
What?
Oh, my God.
What, Dark Mean Magician Girl?
Don't forget mine, Hambone.
Wait a minute.
Oh, yeah, no shit.
No, shit, I forgot about yours.
Let's play Dark Mean Magician Girls as well.
I forgot all about it, for Christ's sake.
Wait a minute, what do you want, Mike Hobbs?
Oh my god!
Happy Saturday night, ghost.
Got some oak heart spiced rum with me here.
Love this stuff.
Enjoy the rest of the night.
Also, the double standard is there.
I had a gay friend that used to grab my ass and thought it was 100% okay.
Cut him off real quick after.
You're damn right.
You see, there is a double standard.
Thank you, Mike Hawk.
I'm seeing my cock knows what it's all about.
Let's see what else we have here.
This is uh Jesus Christ.
You fucking piece of shit.
You know, you know, dark meme magician girl, you're a piece of fucking garbage.
You know that?
You are a piece of fucking garbage.
This is what this fucking dumb bimbo just did.
Look at this.
You know, this is why I have this shit suggested on my fucking suggestion, fucking spot, because of stupid donations like this.
This is from Dark Me Magician slut.
This is from Dark Me Magician slut, which I'm going to be honest with you.
Whoever is her man, you need to physically, literally take her from wherever she's at, put her in the fucking kitchen, all right, and get her acquainted with some goddamn fucking kitchen appliances.
Do you understand that?
All right, look, I don't know.
I don't know what this is, but you know, this is Dark Me Magician Girl.
She requested this.
This is all her.
You fucking sick bad.
Get this shit out of here.
Get this shit out of here.
You know what?
I can't believe you, Dark Me Magician Girl.
You got to be.
You know, I'm putting you.
I guess I'm giving you too much credit.
Maybe you are either a fatty or an ugly.
You know?
You know, maybe you are a fatty or an ugly out here that is trying to, you know, get the hard legs of these neckbeards, these MIG tows, these forever alones, huh?
I knew it for Christ's sake, all right?
Don't forget it.
I played it, you fucking dick.
I played it, you fuck.
In the field of live, local live.
Oh, we're not doing 15 buckers right now, dude.
Oh, we are doing 15.
No, we're not.
All right.
If that is the case, then I would like to show everyone the Doom Wad ghost made back in.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Dark Me Magician Girl's computer is the kitchen, you Nimrod.
Oh, yeah.
Real funny.
Oh, yeah.
Here's Dark Me Magician Girl again, huh?
Keep eating, Fatty.
Keep eating.
Yeah, Keepe.
Get in the fucking kitchen and make me a goddamn sandwich, you digital dish rag whore.
How about that?
In the field of local live.
How about that?
For Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
How dare you disrespect our fandom?
We have literally tens of thousands of us throughout the world.
What He Man Fandom?
He Man Fandom San Antonio Yearly.
You should come see us to understand just how wrong you are.
Oh, my God.
Look, let me get done with these 15 buckers for Christ's sake.
Don't play anymore.
Don't request anymore.
All right.
We're about to get to media share.
All right.
We're about to get to media share here.
So let's go to Gino's.
I already played your shit, you idiot.
All right.
But you donate another 15 bucker.
You donated another 15 buckers.
So we'll play whatever the hell it is that you want to play there, Gino X1987, you sicko pervert.
All right, what the hell is this?
What the hell is this that you requested for Christ's sake?
What is this?
Hold on, put the PC shot on.
What is this there, Gino?
Another weird ass fucking video?
How do you know these fucking Gino?
Seriously.
I mean, what do you tickle your ass to these things?
What the fuck?
What is this?
What is this shit?
Why would you donate this shit, Gino?
What the fuck?
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Outside.
Why do you know these types of fucking weird-ass videos and weird-ass songs there, Gino?
You got a lot of fucking problems.
I'll tell you that right now.
You got a lot of fucking problems, dude.
All right, we get it, for Christ's sake.
What is this supposed to mean?
This looks like a goddamn David Bowie video.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right.
All right.
We get it.
Jesus.
Fucking Gino.
You got a lot of fucking problems, dude.
All right.
I'm not even kidding around.
You got a lot of fucking problems, man.
All right?
The field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Number one GX person Bjorn is live.
All right, we'll get to him in a second.
I got a 15-bucker I got to do here.
I got a 15-bucker by Jihadi Capitalist.
I can only imagine what the hell this is supposed to be.
Jihadi Capitalist.
Hold on, what is this?
Jihadi Capitalist requested this 15-bucker.
What the fuck is this?
Wait a minute.
Doom Columbine!
Doom Columbine!
Who did this shit?
This is horrible!
Fucking Doom Columbine mod?
Are you shitting me?
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
I am so proud of my granddaughter.
And also, how come you aren't using an add-and tracker blocking add-on for your- Shut up!
I thought you cared about your privacy.
I'm in shock, dude.
Hey, wait a minute.
Is that a MIDI fucking Marilyn Manson song in the background?
Is that a MIDI Marilyn Manson song in the goddamn background?
I mean, good God.
Dude, this is horrible.
Who did this shit?
Who did this?
All right, that's enough.
Take this shit off, dude.
This is a horrible deal.
Take this shit off.
This is a horrible mod, dude.
Get this fucking shit off.
This is a horrible mod, dude.
Who did that shit?
Who did that shit, man?
That was fucking horrible.
And let me replay the stupid fucking dono that happened during the whole process there.
Dark meme magician grandpa.
Yeah, that's great.
That's great.
I am so proud of my granddaughter.
And also, how come you aren't using an ad and tracker blocking add-on for your browser?
Hey, asshole.
You're not understanding.
You're not understanding, man.
I understand that some people get paid off advertising.
And if we don't view some of those ads, then they're going to start building paywalls and shit like that.
But, you know, you people don't fucking understand that.
Jihadists Threat Assessment00:16:09
You people are idiots.
Anyway, look, I'm going to go ahead.
People have been asking.
All right, we're going to put on media share, meaning I will, you know, we're going to play whatever audio.
Of course, it's got to be based on YouTube.
We'll play any audio you want.
Let me go ahead and put it on.
Hold on, I haven't put it on yet.
Let's go to media request.
Wait, Gino, you fucking bagged.
Wait!
Wait!
Jesus Christ.
Can you wait, Gino?
All right, I'm about to get to some fucking media share here, all right?
And here you are.
You're getting another 15 bucker for Christ's sake.
Look, the last one I'm playing, and then we're getting a media share, you dicks, all right?
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on.
I better make sure this isn't some fucking freak show, disgusting, man-ass, you know, something like that.
What is this, Gino?
God damn it.
Put the fucking PC shot on.
What is this?
I'm watching you.
Why do you, why are you doing this?
What is this?
Why do you like freak show sick shit like this?
Seriously, man.
Why do you like sick garbage like this?
What the fuck are you?
Oh, my God.
Was some kind of a sick broad in an institution or something?
In the field of local live hall mental payment.
Oh, my God.
My vision is augmented.
What the fuck?
What the hell?
Oh, my.
What the hell am I watching, dude?
Oh, my God.
All right.
All right.
They're gassing her or something.
All right.
That's enough for Christ's sake.
I mean, Gino, seriously.
Seriously, we got another one by JC Denton.
Listen, no more fucking 15 buckers, dude.
All right.
Good God.
Jesus Christ, man.
Another one.
All right.
This one's by JC Denton.
JC Denton requested this.
What is this?
All right.
Hold on.
Calm down.
You fucking dumb fucking video.
All right.
Here, put the PC shot on.
This is by JC Denton.
What is this?
What the fuck?
Leave me alone.
What the hell?
Jesus Christ, Denton.
What the fuck?
You kill a kid in a pisser?
I mean, what the fuck?
Why?
Why?
And why would a game even allow that to be an option to fucking happen, man?
Why?
Jesus Christ.
Let me take a fucking shot here.
All right.
Listen.
Let's go ahead and get to some fucking, I guess, media share.
I don't know.
Let me put the media share on.
It's on, okay?
Now, here for the next 10 minutes, we're going to do some media share for eight bucks.
I will listen to whatever audio that you want to listen to here.
All right.
The media share is not now on.
All right.
Let me take a shot before you sons of bitches start, you know, fucking requesting real sick-ass, perverted, pud-pulling, monkey-spanking, squirrel-fisting shit.
All right, let me go ahead and take a shot here.
This is Glenn Fittick here.
Oh, my God.
Death to Israel.
Oh, that's really funny, Jihadi Capitalist.
All right, Jihadi Capitalist is the first media share.
All right.
Hold on, Tim McCrab.
Oh, wait a minute.
Where are all these jihadis coming from, for Christ's sake?
Oh, my God.
All right.
All right.
Let's go ahead and play some of these.
Children of Eden's Gate.
All right.
Here it is.
Here's jihadi capitalists' media share.
Play it.
Jesus Christ.
What do I have?
The feel of local live home as a payment.
Come on, John!
All right, that's great.
All right, great.
You're a fucking jihadist.
That's not something to be trolling about either, you fucking sick-ass trolls.
All right, that's not that's not something to be trolling about either.
I'm not even kidding.
This next one is by Tim McCrab, another jihadist out here.
Khabibatainment, oh my god damn it!
All right, whatever, all right, whatever for Christ's sake.
All right, Mama Luigi.
All right, let's play the next one.
This one's by Tim McCrab.
This is this media share by Tim McCrab.
Let's play it.
More jihadist bullshit.
You hear this?
I mean, how many jihadists are fucking listening to me right now?
I mean, seriously, how many fucking jihadists are listening to me for Christ's sake?
Oh my god.
How many jihadists are listening, dude?
I mean, listen, I feel like I should have a, you know, some kind of like fucking call to prayer or some shit.
I've got so many jihadists, for Christ's sake.
Whoa.
Seriously, for Christ's sake, man.
And on that note, I'm going to have me some goddamn liquor.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
All right.
Hey, and by the way, for all the jihadists, how about a ham sandwich?
This next media share.
Hold on a second.
The Ghost Islamic State.
That's not funny, dude.
That's not fucking funny, man.
That's not funny at all.
Anyway, this next media share was donated by Dark Me Magician Girl.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
Go ahead and play Dark Meme Magician Girls.
What kind of fruity shit is this?
What kind of kind of fruity shit is this?
That was during the Croat War negotiation, and it still hasn't been followed through.
No, don't bring that shit up, Mike.
Hold on.
Hey, hold on.
Oh, there's fucking Lena.
Much love to Dark Meme Magician Girls.
Yeah, you better be licking her ass crack.
Also, shout outs to you all in chat supporting me.
Here's an oldie, but a goodie to celebrate.
Let's finish with Dark Meme Magician Girls, alright?
Because anything is better than GX.
Fuck you, Weena, you piece of shit.
All right, fuck you.
Fuck you.
God is the greatest.
Death to America.
Death to America.
Alright, let's listen to the rest of Dark Meme Magician Girls, please.
Whatever, alright?
The rest of Darkman Magician Girls, all right?
Ghost's favorite song.
That was ridiculous, Dark Meme Magician Girl.
My favorite song?
Alright, this next media share was requested by Gurak.
Gurak requested this one.
Go ahead and play it.
Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic cock and said, by the power of gay skull.
Dude, that's horrible, man.
That's horrible.
Holy crap.
I am so hardy.
Kringer became a big gay cat and he.
Ah, Jesus.
You know, give me a fucking break.
He-man, for Christ's sake.
He-man.
Oh, my God.
Exposed yet again.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Exposed yet again.
What the fuck does that mean?
Anyway, this next media share was requested by Khabib Nagamoroff.
Let's go ahead and play Khabib's.
What is this?
Oh, this is horrible, Khabib.
No!
Oh, fucking.
How many jihadists are literally listening to this broadcast, man?
All right?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, how many jihadists are fucking listening, man?
I'm not even joking.
Good God, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
I mean, what a bunch of jerks, man.
What a bunch of goddamn jerks.
And Jesus Christ, what's going on?
The chat's broken.
Yeah, no kidding, out there in the fucking, oh shit, wrong, wrong, wrong.
Wrong fucking one.
What's going on with the chat?
What's going on with the goddamn chat here?
Hold on, let's see what the hell's going on.
What the hell is what the hell's going on?
I don't know what the hell's going on with the chat, man.
Maybe it's over there.
I don't have no idea.
There it is.
All right, here we go.
Are we here?
Are we back?
We're back.
Good.
All right.
And shut up.
There's nothing, Leek.
Go fucking shoving up your goddamn clogged up pooper, all right?
Anyway, shut up.
There's no fucking boomer tech.
All right, shut up.
Anyway, this next media share was by Mama Luigi.
Master Baby.
What is this?
Fucking Sonic?
You blasted death.
Sonic says.
Jesus Christ.
Thanks a lot, Gurak.
All right, this next one is by Ghost Islamic State.
I mean, how many goddamn jihadists?
Who is the loved one?
Who is Arrahman?
Who is Al-Manan?
This is in the community.
I told all of the Americans, Muhammad is the Messiah.
Allah is the Messiah.
You know, I told all of them, I'm sorry, you're sorry, you're sorry.
I'm sorry, you're sorry.
Alright, that's enough.
That's enough.
All right, Jesus Christ.
That's an oldie but goodie, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, R2...
Hold on, hold on.
What is this?
Mike Hawk.
Again, Tim McCrabs.
Strike the settlements and turn them into dust.
Pave the Arab roads with the skulls of Jews.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
That's horrible, for Christ's sake, man.
This next media share was requested by Mike Hawk.
Mike Hawk requested this.
What the hell is this?
Let's see if we can't figure out what you are, my little friend.
R2D2.
The field of local vibe.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
You fucking.
Am I getting Rick rolled here for fuck's sake?
All right, move this shit.
All right.
We get it.
All right.
We get it.
Oh, and this is by Weena One Actual.
I wouldn't be surprised if it's some homosexual gay club music.
What are the odds, huh?
Weena, what are the odds?
Play Weena One Actuals Media Share, for Christ's sake.
What is this?
What did I tell you? What did I tell you?
What did I tell you?
What did I tell you, boy?
Goddamn fruiters, baby.
Goddamn bunch of fruiters.
Oh, my God!
Yeah, I'm sure Weena's asshole puckered listening to that damn fucking song.
Who's next?
The next media share was requested by Tim McCrab.
Tim McCrab requested this.
is this i mean more jihad as shit More jihadist!
Give me a break, man!
That's so stupid.
Hey, J-man.
This is something I think the IC would appreciate.
The greatest group in the world.
Cheers to you.
I hope so, Pingers.
And cheers to capitalism.
And how many jihadists do we have fucking listening to the broadcast, dude?
Seriously, man, I'm starting to get a little concerned, to say the least.
All right?
Ghost, watch this.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right, whatever.
All right.
All right.
Dark meme magician girl again.
All right.
All right.
Who do we have here?
The next one is Ghost Malone, okay?
Ghost Malone.
Hey, hold on just a second, all right?
This is only a test.
This next one is by Ghost Malone, okay?
The next media share is by Ghost Malone.
Go ahead and play it for Christ's sake.
What is this?
If we gotta risk it all right I know you're scared of the annoying Always come and go But it's out of my control Jesus Christ Fucking post.
You'll have me in the dust.
Unless I stop.
Fucking post, Malone, for Christ's sake.
I think you'll never get too much.
Oh, my God.
You'll be listening.
Hey, is this what fucking music is, dude?
Is this what music is at this point in time in America today?
Oh, my God.
And look, here's this next one, Exposed.
All right, what?
Paul Denton what?
Maybe you should join Majestic 12 in a body bag.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
What is that a threat?
Huh?
Huh?
Was that some kind of a fucking threat, you piece of shit?
Anyway, this next media share was requested by Expose.
Let's go ahead and play it.
I mean, I've seen some of you people go on these damn in-real life streams.
You know what?
No, no, this is a splice.
This is a splice!
This is a fucking, that's a fucking splice!
Don't listen to these fucking pricks.
All right?
These fucking idiots are out here splicing my voice, making me say all kinds of shit I never fucking said.
Do not listen to these fucking people, alright?
Butt Hamster Spermy Requests00:14:30
Fucking troll bastards.
I never said that shit.
Shut up.
I'm not exposed.
Shut up.
Interrupt this shit show for the Ghostler National Anthem.
Fuck you.
Spermy the butt hamster.
Shove it up your ass, all right?
What's the next media share?
The next media share is by Tim McCraft.
Go ahead and play the fuckin' shit!
Oh my god.
Margie!
Hot as shit!
You're jihadist shit, man.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my God.
I mean, how many jihadists do we have listening to the broadcast?
I mean, seriously, man, how many goddamn jihadists do we have listening to the broadcast, for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
What?
Coaster!
Oh my god!
Hey, ghost.
Today's the second day of celebrations for me.
yesterday for Trump's birthday, and today for my own.
Got some local brewery ales and weed to celebrate.
Cheers to you ghost, this bongrip is for you.
Hey, thank you coaster, man.
I appreciate the positive sentiments, man.
I don't have many of them.
All I've got is a bunch of sick-ass, demented fucking trolls out here that just want to make my life a living hell.
That's what they fucking want to do.
So cheers to Coaster, man.
I'm glad that you're chilling out there.
Let's go ahead and get to these fucking media shares so we can get them over with.
This next media share was requested by Mojo.
Mojo requested this one.
Play it.
What is this?
What is this?
The field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God!
All right.
Yeah, okay.
Let's play the one we were just playing.
Go ahead.
Can't even hear it, dude.
What is this?
This Narkill?
is this well what are the are these the old like fucking this band my jarrah there's oh jesus Oh, my God.
And not to mention, Bam isn't looking too good right now.
I'll tell you that right now.
Bam My Jerra's not looking too good.
And what's Deco doing these days?
What's Deco doing, for Christ's sake?
Anyway, let's get to the next one.
Walter Simmons.
Get out of here, Denton.
Get out of here, Denton.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Anyway, let's get to this next one by Yifastic, Yiftacular.
Yifastic and Yiftacular for Christ's sake.
What, Tim McCrab?
More jihadist shit!
Ya Allah, Ya Muhammad, Ya Ali.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, Yiftastic and Yiftacular requested this one.
Play it.
I think I love you, Bubblecom.
Oh, dark world fucking furries.
Fucking freaky little sick ass furries.
This is everything.
Oh, they're killing furries?
Oh, my God.
This is a cartoon of some robots massacring furries, man.
Oh, my God.
Hello, Mr. Ghost.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Look, I'm taken back by that one, dude.
I'm not even kidding around.
I mean, that was just, wow.
Anyway, this next one is by Pingas.
I think Pingas requested this next one, so let's see what Pingas has to offer.
This is Pingas media share.
Play it.
Dicks are so cute, honky.
When you hold them in your hand, it starts twitching like it's nuzzling you.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Kena Skun is so happy to see me.
And the most adorable thing ever is sperm shit.
Oh my god.
And when Kenny Skunn sperm summon me, they're blushing and it's all like, oh.
Alright, you know what, Pingas?
You're a sick fuck.
You know that?
You're a sick, cringy fuck.
I thought you were cool and shit.
You're a sick, cringy bastard.
All right, and who is this?
The next fucking media share to be played is Anime Sample.
Anime Sample requested this one.
Play it for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Oh my God.
I'm literally looking at fucking anime tics right now.
It's like a rock-centric smorgasbord.
I don't know where to start.
Why don't you start with something?
I mean, this is fucking disgusting, dude.
I mean, you people are sick, dude.
Let me be your second course.
I can cater to all of your depraved appetites.
Please, go on.
I can do it if I hold it.
All right, that's enough.
All right, that's fucking.
I'm not showing that shit.
I'd get banned off fucking YouTube if I showed that shit.
Jesus Christ.
And who is this?
Dark meme magician girl requested this next media share, okay?
Dark meme magician girl.
Go ahead and play that media share.
Who I am?
All right, let's go in the field of local.
All right, dark meme magician girl requested this.
All right, let's go ahead and put him on right now.
Mach mood, are you there, sir?
This is old school, man.
That is right.
All your people out there in the United States, you better keep paying your taxes.
I am Mach Mood from the Libyan Retro Faction.
All your people need to pay your taxes because Barack Obama is going to repair.
Yeah, you're damn right.
Barack Obama is going to be implementing Sharia law, and he did, baby.
He did.
So Mahmood was right.
Anyway, this next one is the Emergency Albin system.
What the fuck is the Emergency Albin system?
They requested this media share.
Hold on, Black Hat.
What do you want, Black Hat?
Hey, ghost stupid media share.
Don't want to play this.
Yeah, well, maybe because it's some sick bullshit.
Anyway, here is Emergency Albin system.
Let's play this media share.
Oh, my amp is off.
Ah, Jesus.
It's an ear rape.
Watch out.
It's an ear rape.
Oh, God, no.
I found my computer.
Aw, fuck.
I thought you did it.
Cast to the North Carolina emergency alert system.
This is only a test.
All right.
Let me do it.
All right.
And look, Alex Jones.
I don't know.
That's not the real Alex Jones.
They just did a dono.
Sorry for the ear rape, folks, but we got these fucking people that think this is so fucking great.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here for Christ's sake?
All right.
Let me see this.
This next one is by Mojo.
Mojo requested this media share.
Play it.
What is it?
I love you jeez.
Fucking South Park.
South Park, you piece of shit.
Fucking I hate South Park.
It's for a bunch of stupid men children, man.
I fucking hate South Park.
Jesus Christ.
What's the matter, baby?
You tremble and Jesus, baby.
Alright, shut this shit up.
Shut up, alright?
Alright, let's get to the next one for Christ's sake.
This next media share was requested by Paul Denton.
Paul Denton requested this.
Play it.
How are the drinks here?
Great, if you like hot pits.
Never tried it.
You look like a smart guy.
You want to make some money?
Yes.
I need to have your receive.
What?
What do you want stolen?
The baker at number 15 keeps dying.
Is this in one of the ovens?
What do I get if I help you?
50 credits is viol.
The place has booby traps.
Otherwise, I would break in myself.
I mean, what the fu what the fuck is this crap?
All right.
Oh, my God.
All right, Black Lagoon.
Real funny.
All right, this next song is by Spermy the Butt Hamster.
Spermy the Butt Hamster requested this one.
I'm gonna play it.
What is it with you and this fucking song?
For Christ's sake, man.
I don't get it.
I DON'T FUCKING GET IT, DUDE!
Give me more of what I really need Cause there is no cock like horse cock Send your asshole into shock You know, that's enough for Christ's sake I mean, why do y'all idiots even fucking request that sick crap?
Jesus Christ.
Who's next for Christ's sake on these media shares?
What?
Fucking Willow Wolf.
Fucking Will Wolf, for Christ's sake.
I don't know if I like you at all.
No, I don't know if I like you, Will Wolf.
I hate your piece of shit.
How do you like that?
We out here.
All right, we get it.
All right, let's get to the next one here.
What?
There's Frontier Psychiatrists.
What up, man?
Hey, ghosts.
Happy Saturday, and I'm glad I managed to catch this troll show live.
Hey, thank you, man.
Anyways, remember Filthy Frank?
He's making good-ass music now.
In my opinion, it's good music at least.
Really?
Filthy Frank Pantera and stuff.
IDK, how you feel about RB?
I can listen to a little bit of RB.
I can listen to a little bit of RB.
Hey, man.
Oh, my God.
Tracer tongue.
What the hell is that?
Anyway, this next media share was requested by A is for Allah.
A is for Allah requested this.
play it.
How many jihadists do we have in here, dude?
A game you should play.
How many jihadists do we have listening to this broadcast?
Seriously, I'm starting to get very fucking concerned about this.
I'm getting really seriously concerned about all these jihadists that are fucking literally listening to this broadcast.
I'm getting concerned.
All right, who's the next media share?
The next media share is Walter Simmons.
Walter Simmons requested this media share.
Play it.
What is this crap?
You take another step forward, and here I am again.
Like your own reflection repeated in a hall of mirrors.
What the fuck?
That makes me one ugly son of a bitch.
How'd my face get all marked up with bioelectrics?
Why are you all requesting this shit?
It's time for you to retire.
Hello, Agent.
You can't take the JC.
What the fuck am I watching?
Why are you all requesting this garbage, dude?
Jesus Christ, the next media share was requested by Tim McCrab.
Tim McCrabb requested this media share.
Play it.
Jesus Christ.
More jihadist bullshit?
Oh my god.
More wild jihudi bullshit?
I mean, what the fuck?
What the f**k?!
Oh my god.
All right, all right!
I mean, how many jihadists do we really have listening to this broadcast?
Like I said, I'm getting a bit concerned about it.
All right, I'm getting a bit concerned.
Who's next?
Chino Cafu.
Shino Cafu requested this next media share.
Play it.
What is it?
Ah, fucking anime shit.
Can you all fuck off with this sick-demented garbage?
You fucking cartoon girl fetish sick fucking maniacs, man.
Oh, God.
If you like this shit, you're a sick son of a bitch.
You know that?
If you like this shit, you're a sick son of a bitch.
All right, that's enough of this anime garbage for Christ's sake.
What's next?
My balls, okay?
My balls requested this next media share.
Play it.
What is this?
Sucking all my bowels.
Licking all my bowels.
Bitches, they know.
Sticking in that booty hole.
Come on, all up in that asshole.
Let me hit that booty rope.
Licking the dick, sucking the bowels, what the hell kind of sick-demented shit is this, dude?
What kind of perverted song is this for?
Sucking all my bowels.
Sucking all my bows.
The fuck is that shit?
And Alex Jones, Jesus Christ, whoever the fuck requested this media share is going by the name of Alex Jones.
Obviously not the real Alex Jones, but play the media share.
What is this?
She was licking my nuts, eating my ski.
Now I'm locked up, beating my meme.
Open my eyes, yeah.
She was only 17.
Oh, dude, that's horrible.
I mean, after the news that came out about Alex Jones, I mean, that's horrible, man.
She was only 17.
That's fucking fucked up.
My life is a story of trials and jailbacks.
Dude, that's fucked up.
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Stop that shit.
That's fucked up, man.
All right, Alex Jones got hit up by somebody who's trying to make him see.
You all know the story.
I don't have to fucking remind you.
It's fucked up, dude.
It's fucked up.
How did you know?
How did I know what?
How did I know what?
Ann Navari or whatever the hell your name is?
All right, who's next on this media share?
Black Lagoon.
Okay, Black Lagoon requested this media share.
Play it.
For Christ's sake, what is this shit?
Oh, God.
More anime bullshit?
I mean, come on, man.
Can you fuck off with this anime bullshit?
I'm sick of this cartoon girl fetish crap.
All right, that's enough of this fucking cartoon girl fetish bullshit, man.
I mean, I can't believe I'm wasting a Saturday night with you weebs, you know that?
I mean, you all think that this is perfectly normal activity for you to be doing.
It is not.
Do you understand, you bitch hit sporting, feminine, penis-loving, autistic, anal-loving, Lena Dunham, ass-licking, jehooty, jawbone in pieces of fucking two girls and one anus pieces of shit.
All right, this fucking cartoon girl fetish is not fucking normal.
Fucking assholes.
All right, who's next?
Will Walsh, okay?
Aw, Will Walsh requested this next media share.
Play it.
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
More cartoon bullshit, huh?
More cartoon man-child garbage that you're making me fuckin' gotta go through, for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm getting sick of this shit, dude.
I'm getting sick of this shit.
All right, shut this shit off.
All right.
Barack Obama.
Oh, my God.
You're gonna love this one.
I'm sure I am, dude.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I mean, come on, man.
This has been a horrible media share thus far, and I think it's been a big fucking mistake, all right?
Anyway, who's next?
All right.
Deuce X Hail Gang.
Deuce X Hail Gang requested this media share.
Play it.
What is it to that list?
The whole project of world government going back to the League of Nations has been funded and manipulated mainly by wealthy bankers Remember that the UN itself was built on land donated by John D Rockefeller Uh-oh.
United Nations secret goal.
Well, this is David Rockefeller's description from a half a century ago.
The supernational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers.
Oh, red pills.
Red pills in a game.
Whatever happened to that game?
How come that game isn't fucking popular, huh?
I wonder why.
Anyway, this next media share was requested by Frontier Psychiatrist.
Frontier Psychiatrist requested this one.
Go ahead and play it.
This is a, like, white dude singing R&B.
I don't think so, dude.
Uh...
Who's next?
All right, Tracer Tro.
Tracer Tong.
Tracer Tong requested this media share.
Let's go ahead and see what it is.
Tracer Tong, play it.
Why are you locked in the bathroom?
You talking to me?
Maybe you should try getting a job.
Okay, where?
Majestic 12.
Maybe you should join Majestic 12 in a body bag.
I have some good news for both.
What the fuck is this?
What is up with this video game dude being in a bathroom?
What the fuck is this fetish about?
What the fuck am I watching, dude?
Why is this video game dude always fixated and going into a men's bathroom?
The fuck is that supposed to mean?
Can somebody explain that one to me?
Huh?
All right, who's next?
Aesthetic!
Aesthetic requested this media share.
Let's see what he has here.
Aesthetics, media share, play it.
What is this?
Dude, we can't hear it, dude.
Come here.
You want to say that to my face?
What?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that supposed- I don't know.
I don't know.
Hold on.
What the fuck was that supposed to be, aesthetic?
Because I don't get it.
It looked like some video game of something that looks like Trump and he's like shooting people at a border wall or something.
What the fuck was that about?
Anyway, this next media share was by somebody named Two.
Somebody named Two requested this media share.
Let's play it.
What is it?
Centaur.
Half man, half horse.
Please, do your part to help keep my people alive.
F a horse.
What?
Sexy.
Fuck a horse.
Sexy.
Oh my God.
The horses are sexy.
You should f the horse.
Horses are sexy.
You should f the horse right now.
The horses are sexy.
You know what?
You son of a bitch.
Fucking two.
You're a sick son of a bitch, all right?
And speaking of two, we've only got two more media shares to go, and then we're out of here, all right?
Two more media shares.
Let me take a fucking swig.
Oh, make that three now.
Let me go ahead and take a swig of this.
All Akbar.
All right.
All right.
What is this?
All right.
All right.
The 15 cuckers show.
Go fuck yourself.
All right.
This next media share was requested by Anne Navarre.
Ann Navarre requested this.
Let's go ahead and play it.
What is this?
I will have to kill you myself.
Take your best shot, Flatlander Woman.
What the fuck?
How did you know?
What the fuck was that?
What the hell was that?
What in the fuck was that, for Christ's sake, man?
Good God.
And look, this next one was by somebody naming himself Barack Obama, alright?
Barack Obama requested this next media share.
Let's play it.
What is it, Barack?
Look at Camel's ass.
Look at Moose's dick.
This is so stupid.
Suck my dog stick.
This is so fucking stupid.
And from what I understand, the person that wrote this song is no longer with us.
They died.
And this is the fucking what's remaining of this man and his contribution to human fucking civilization is a stupid song like this.
Fucking sick sons of bitches, man.
I'm not even fucking kidding, man.
Fucking sick sons of bitches.
Oh my god.
Hashtag bronies for ghost clop wait a minute.
Hold on.
Fucking aesthetic and brother.
That's not the real aesthetic.
Give me a fucking break.
That's not the real aesthetic.
Make some noise.
Make some noise.
What the hell are you talking about, Weena?
You freak?
Was it some more fucking gay club music that you like, huh?
You sniff that ketamine that you gays like to sniff and you go out there and leprechaun your ass on the dance floor, huh?
Is that what you like to do?
Son of a bitch.
All right, who's next?
There is no God but God requested this next media share.
There is no god but God.
Let's go ahead and play it.
What is this?
More fucking wild jehudi bullshit?
MORE WILD-JAHOOTY BULLSHIT!
MORE WILD-JAHOOTY GARBAGE!
I want to be honest with you.
I'm a little concerned about all the jihadist shit that is being played.
How many jihadists and jihudis are listening to this broadcast?
I'm a little concerned.
I'm not even kidding around.
Anyway, this next one is by aesthetic, supposedly.
Aesthetic supposedly requested this next media share.
What the hell is it?
Play it.
Wilted leaves fell to the ground as a gentle thumping of hooves coaxed them out of the trees.
Whitetail wood hosts a plethora of colors at autumn season.
And the recent running of the leaves left them strolling across the trails.
This is a fucking brony fanfic.
Two sets of whose beaks rumbled throughout the woods, spreading around any leaves that hadn't fallen.
This fucking narrator is trying not to let his autism show, for Christ's sake.
I mean, this is a fucking fanfic for bronies, for Christ's sake.
I mean, somebody's actually waxing their carrot while listening to this fucking autist narrate this garbage, huh?
I'm just sitting here.
I'm just trying to write nice stories.
Jesus Christ.
All right, last goddamn media share, and I guess we're gonna move on to something else, okay?
hold on let me get a fucking drink of beer here all right hey wait a minute I thought we kicked out Paul Not Walking.
Get Paul Not Walking out of here.
Oh, my God.
Here's a great video I know you will like.
Inspiring message.
An enable PC shot, please.
Not for eight bucks.
It's a fucking media share.
All right, bitch.
Oh, my God.
I'm telling you, you know, Dark Me Magician Girl, the rules apply to you, okay?
Just because you have a cunt doesn't mean that the rules don't.
Okay, these are $8 for media share.
That's what we're doing.
All right?
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
All right, we got a couple of more media shares.
All right.
What else?
Oh, yeah.
Weena.
Weena want actual requested this.
Now, what the hell is this, huh?
Some more ketamine gay bullshit, huh?
Your ass pucker when I'm going to play this there, Weena?
Huh?
You fucking baguette.
Go ahead and play the media share.
It was some pretty bullshit.
I mean, all you gotta say is Weena and think Fruit Bowl.
That's all you gotta do.
Weena and Fruit Bowl.
I mean, that's all you got to do.
That's all you gotta do.
You put Weena and Fruit Bowl, put it in the same context.
That's what it's all about.
In the field of local live.
Jesus Live.
Hold on.
What?
Fucking black hat.
Don't forget mine.
Media share won't play it.
Well, I'll play it, but we're not showing it.
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
What a bunch of fucking pricks over here.
I got to be going out of my way.
I got to be working overtime just to fucking appease you, pricks.
All right, this one's my black hat.
Play it.
What is this, black hat?
What is this garbage?
Hold on.
Hold on just a second.
I got.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Wait.
Home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Wiener one actual.
Wiener one actual.
I'm telling you right now, he'd love a few of those in his mouth.
All right, look, I got to show this in PC because apparently somebody did some shit.
Fucking Trump by daylight, always raging in a fight fight, he is the one named Sailor Ghost, he will always tell you if you're wrong, getting drunk all day and all night long, he is the one who falls off the wagon, he is the one who falls off the wagon.
He is the one named Sailor Ghost.
Say the Atkins.
Sailor Moonman.
Sailor Scarlet Boo.
Sailor Brody Never.
Seek the listeners also new to him.
He is the one named Sailor Ghost.
What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
Sailor Ghost.
Like I'm some kind of a fucking sailor boy.
Getting fucked up for Friday life.
Who with the sailors comes to help find?
He is the one named Sailor Ghost.
He is the one named Sailor Ghost.
He is the one Sailor Ghost.
I'm a sailor ghost, like I'm a fucking sailor boy?
Hi ghost, quick question.
What is the best site to buy and sell Ethereum right now?
Uh, the best site?
Uh...
Jesus Christ.
Probably Coinbase if you're in America.
But there's a couple of offshore type of offshore exchanges.
You know, have you tried to check out the Exodus wallet?
The Exodus Digital Wallet, from what I understand, still has the ability to be able to trade within the wallet.
So those are probably the easiest ways to go, in my opinion.
All right.
So I hope that helps you.
Anyway, this next one.
That one was by Black Hat, by the way.
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Jesus Christ.
This next one is by Dark Me Magician Girl.
Let's go ahead and play Dark Meme Magician Girls.
What is this?
You could ride a unicorn to school, and if you fall off, you'd have health care.
No, you don't.
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free.
That makes sense, and that's fair.
No, it's not.
And if you are a lady, then you own your lady.
What the fuck is this?
To a dealership and then he owns a car.
Boom, boom.
What the fuck was that?
Hold on.
What the fuck was that?
What a, what the fuck was that?
For Christ's sake.
Dark meme magician girl, what the fuck was that?
For Christ's sake.
Stupid, dumb fucking idiot.
And this one is by the Saturday Night Turd Show.
Oh, yeah, real funny.
This next media share is by the Saturday Night Turd Show.
Let's go ahead and play it.
Hey, wait a minute.
Give me the mic.
What the fuck is this?
I can't believe it's not butthurt.
Are you talking to me, you troll terrorist?
Are you thinking this is a big joke?
Do you think I enjoy being ridiculed?
Do you think that I enjoy my show being besmirched?
You think I enjoy this?
I can't believe it's not butthurt.
That wasn't funny.
Put the pause on that.
That wasn't fucking funny.
I can't believe it's not butthurt.
Go fuck yourselves.
All right.
Whoever the fuck donated that, go shove it up your ass.
All right.
This next one here was donated by Whoop Batman's ass.
Whoop Batman's ass requested this one.
Play it.
What is this?
Whoop Batman's ass.
I'm not this fucking guy again, dude.
Batman got on my nerves.
You was running me a moat.
You feel the same.
You ridicule me, call me a romantic payment.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Darkie, the magician girl.
I whoop bat, bass, ass.
I whoop bat, bass ass.
I mean, are you sitting me?
This is how easy it is to make a song.
I mean, if I shitted out dumb bullshit like this, would you people be fucking consuming this garbage?
I'm not even joking.
I mean, now this makes me tempted to fucking like, you know, get some kind of a goddamn song going on and distribute.
I'm not joking around.
I'm not fucking kidding.
I mean, this guy's a fucking idiot for Christ's sake.
And he's got, look, he's got greatest hits volume one.
I'm looking at this.
Greatest fucking hits volume one.
Oh my God.
All right.
I mean, look, they're saying yes, do it.
You know what?
I'm thinking about it, dude.
I'm thinking about making music now.
If y'all are going to be paying homage to this shit, Ghost's favorite anime.
I don't fucking watch anime, you piece of shit.
But I'm serious, man.
All right.
I'm not joking around.
If y'all consume kind of sick, fucking disgusting, perverted music like this, maybe I should do it.
Now I'm doing it.
All right.
I'm going to head into the studio.
All right.
I'm going to go in the studio kicking out dope tracks.
That's what I'm going to do.
All right.
Anyway, Walshie, Walshie requested this one.
Walshy, play it.
What is this?
My name is Jackler.
Please don't use our names for lame trolls.
Oh, my God.
This is for the kneebags that think impersonating is funny.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry for the ear rate, folks.
Oh, my God.
You should do an album.
Man, I'm thinking about it now, man.
I'm thinking about it.
I mean, if y'all will fucking, you pay homage to an idiot that suck my dog dick.
Suck my.
I mean, give me a fucking break, dude.
Give me a fucking break.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Michael J. Ghost and the Ecucks.
Go fuck yourself.
Look, my old band was Michael J. Fox and the Shakes.
Okay, and I've been trying to put the band back together.
And I think that, you know, now I've got some motivation to do so.
Michael J. Fox and the Shakes.
We're in the house.
All right.
I'm getting the band back together.
Who's the next media share?
The next media share is Aesthetic.
Aesthetic is the next media share.
Go ahead and play it.
is this I mean this is a graphic showing the inflation of Venezuela on a graph Oh, my God.
That's actually pretty funny.
That's actually pretty funny.
It shows like the exponential inflation of Venezuela on a graph to this music, whatever the hell it is.
All right, who is this?
We've got the next one.
A Sailor Ghost equals Sailor Moon.
What the fuck does that mean?
Sailor Ghost equals Sailor Moon.
Let's go ahead and play it.
What is this shit?
What?
This is actually a cartoon?
Sailor Moon in the field of local live home message payments.
Oh, my God.
Do you know Andy Timmins ghost?
He's not metal, but it's some chill guitar work.
It's fucking, it's for real, dude.
It's Sailor Moon.
A fucking cartoon.
And that's an anime.
I knew it was fucking anime, dude.
I knew it was a fucking anime bunch of bullshit.
I knew it.
I knew it.
All right.
Dark meme magician girl requested this one.
All right.
Hold on.
What is this?
What's up, simulator player?
What up, man?
Wesley Willis was mentally ill, but he was a comedy singer, but a really selfless man in real life.
Oh, yeah?
You should read his story for Real Ghost, or I can tell you about him in the IC.
Well, possibly.
I mean, I think some of the music was bizarre, but either way.
All right.
Thank you for the 411 there, Simulator Player.
Let's get to the next media share.
It was requested by Dark Me Magician Girl.
Let's go ahead and play it.
is this?
What the hell is this?
Don't act dumb.
Don't don't don't act dumb.
Don't don't act dumb.
Don't don't don't act.
And hey, Gino, what are you talking about, dude?
I've played all of your shits, dude.
I've played every single one of them.
The hell are you talking about?
I mean, hold on.
What is this?
This one?
Hold on, let me see.
Maybe it's this one that you're asking.
Hold on, but I'm not playing.
It's an eight-bucker, dude.
It's a fucking eight-bucker.
I'm not going to like put the fucking PC shot on.
It's an eight-bucker.
What is this?
Oh, here's Gino.
Geno X. Another one of these.
Once upon a time, I was cursing in Daniel's Chuffle AME Science Church.
I called one of the deacons, hey, motherfucker.
Reverend Henry E. Miller preached about my fucking language.
I told this congregation in the sanctuary that I got a nasty junkie mouth.
They drew me out of church.
They do me.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, if this fucking idiot can fucking play music and make music like this, I mean, give me a fucking break.
All right, I'm not even joking.
Give me a fucking break.
Local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Best convo ever.
All right.
Now, listen.
All right.
We've got three more of these.
All right.
Hold on.
What is this?
Have some respect.
Wait a minute.
Have some respect.
Wesley Willis was schizophrenic and had serious problems, but used his demons to produce weird drawings and music that helped him cope with his mental problems.
He at least tried to channel his problems into something productive, unlike you.
Yay, Spaghetti!
Yay!
Yay!
Get the fuck out of here with that fucking liberal bedwetting bullshit.
right?
Jesus Christ.
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh my God.
I whooped Superman's ass.
All right, here we go.
All right, here we go.
Let's continue going on here.
All right, who's next?
KGB Revolver.
KGB Revolver requested this next media share.
Go ahead and play it.
KGB Revolve.
That's a decent instrumental.
I'd like to check it out here.
Who else do we have?
Whip Spider-Man's ass is next.
All right.
Whoever the hell Whip Spider-Man's ass is, they requested this one.
Go ahead and play it.
This dude again, dude.
Spider-Man thought he was bad.
He was stringing my day.
Oh, Christ.
He was moderating my girlfriend.
He tried to cut her out of $70.
Oh, fucking hell.
I was Spider-Man's ass.
I want to be honest with you.
I was Spider-Man's ass.
Dude, you can call me fucking heartless.
You can call me whatever the fuck you want, okay?
All right.
Oh, my God.
A typical day for Ghost on the Ghost Show.
Look, fuck you.
Look, you could call me anything you want.
I don't think we should be putting fucking people like this on a pedestal, all right?
This guy was obviously some kind of a fucking, you know, ultra megatard, okay?
And he made these disgusting fucking songs.
And what?
Oh, yay, Spaghetti.
I mean, we're just supposed to be fucking like, you know, putting this guy on a fucking pedestal for Christ's sake.
I mean, give me a fucking break, man.
Okay.
He was schizophrenic.
Okay.
He had metal problems.
That's fucking life, man.
All right.
That's fucking life.
We shouldn't be sitting here putting people on pedestals when they're fucking Give me a fucking break, man.
Jesus Christ.
What a great contribution to human enlightenment, right?
I mean, give me a fucking break.
We shouldn't be putting people like this on pedestals, man.
I'm not even joking around.
We should not.
This is fucking disgrace.
This is a disgrace.
Yeah, more talented than you.
You know what?
If you idiots keep fucking requesting this idiot's music, that's it.
I'm done with this shit.
All right?
We shouldn't be paying this guy any kind of respect, all right?
He was like a fucking megatard.
Okay, great.
All right?
You fucking break.
Who's next?
All right.
Who's fucking next?
I can't believe you fucking people.
All right.
I can't believe you fucking people for Christ's sake.
Anyway, who's next?
Black Hat requested this one.
All right.
Black Hat requested this media share.
Go ahead and play it.
What is this?
Fuck, is this fucking South Park bullshit?
Another still song.
Sorry.
I mean, that shit.
Last fight, Tegwa.
Blast by Tegwa.
All right, yeah, we get it.
Real funny, you idiot.
All right, real funny.
And here we go again.
Whoop, Superman's ass requested this last media share here.
Whoop, Superman's ass.
Here it is again.
This fucking Wesley Willis fucking megatar.
Let's go ahead and play it.
All right.
Superman had a big ass on his chest.
He was trying on my nerves.
I got lagging in his stricken ass.
I can hear my warhead right.
Jesus Christ.
I whip Superman's ass.
I whip Superman's ass.
Dude, let me tell you something, man.
Some fucking urban kid from the hood could fart something better than this shit.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Let's play another.
Oh, here's another one by Dark Mean Magician Girl.
Oh, here we go.
Play it.
Play it.
Dark Me Magician Girl.
What is this?
Fuck it.
My keyboard got damaged.
My keyboard got damaged.
A keyboard got damaged.
A keyboard got damaged.
Jesus Christ.
At 6.25 p.m., a male airport police officer came on the airplane to check me.
He told me to come down and catch the next flight.
He told me not to curse on the airplane again.
I mean, there's a fucking theme to these songs.
Do you know?
Man, man, man, man.
I mean, you can say anything.
Fucking podpaul and macaque.
Podpaw and maca.
I fucking hate you, trolls.
I fucking hate you, trolls.
I mean, give me a fucking break, man.
I mean, seriously, okay, great.
He had schizophrenia.
He was half a megatard.
Big fucking deal, all right?
So are a whole bunch of other people.
We shouldn't be putting him on a pedestal because this fucking mora make my dogs dear.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
We shouldn't be celebrating this.
All right, we shouldn't be celebrating this for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, this shit should only be played by the people who took care of this tard.
We shouldn't be fucking having to listen to this.
Anyway, more talented than you requested this media share.
More talented than you.
Go ahead and play it.
What is this?
Jesus.
My mother is a dope fake.
My mother's fucking perfect as a fake.
My mother bicycles came from a dope man.
She lost the fucking day.
I'm getting a sick of this shit.
Scatman Erection Crack Rocks00:13:03
You know what?
My mother smokes crack rocks.
My boy smokes crack rocks.
My mother smokes crack rocks.
My mother smokes crack rocks.
And now why we know you're schizophrenic.
We get it, all right?
Well, you were in the womb, should have been taken care of and well-nourished.
Your mother was smoking crackrock.
And now, forever, we're going to have to hear your fucking mirror.
Suck my dogster.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
I show this person no respect, okay?
I show this person no respect.
This is fucking a humiliation of Western civilization.
All right?
There should be no homage paid to this retarded garbage.
All right?
What else do we have?
KGB Revolver.
Okay.
KGB Revolver requested this one.
Go ahead and play it.
What is this media share?
KGB Revolver.
I got a little mellow, huh?
Mellow, mellow.
I'm here with you.
And you're here with me.
And I love you.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
Pretty good stuff, though.
Kind of a good instrumental there.
Kind of a good instrumental, to say the least.
All right.
Engineer was singing.
Like, shut up, asshole.
All right.
Listen.
We should not be putting this guy on a fucking pedestal.
That's all I'm saying, dude.
Okay.
That's all I'm saying.
We shouldn't be putting this fucking guy on any kind of a fucking pedestal, all right?
No way.
Wesley Willis better than Ghost?
Oh, all right.
Yeah, all right.
Yellow Biafra, lead singer of Dead Kennedys, would beg to differ with your opinion of Wesley Willis.
I don't give a shit.
He was the one who compiled his greatest hits album.
At least he did something with his life that brought him up.
At least he did something with his life.
What fucking contribution to human enlightenment is that?
Huh?
Huh?
Fuck my dog's neck.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
All right.
I'm tired of putting tards on a pedestal, man.
All right.
You want to, you know what?
This Wesley Willis, you know what he could have done that could have been a better contribution to society?
Clean some fucking toilets.
How about that, huh?
Clean fucking the ground.
How about you're taking graffiti off the fucking wall?
Why don't you do something to help society instead of contributing to the degradation of it?
All right?
And what?
He killed himself?
Well, there, that tells you all about him, all right?
He killed himself.
That tells you all about him right there, all right?
That tells you all about him.
I'm just saying.
All right, what's the next one for Christ?
This is the last media share, thank God.
And this one was requested by two.
Two requested this.
We'll go ahead and play it.
This is the last one for Christ's sake.
I'm looking at a fucking Brony twerk for Christ's sake.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
You know, this is fucking disgusting, dude.
You know what?
Whoever the hell you are, Tu, you're a fucking sick bastard.
All right?
You're a sick fuck.
All right, that's enough media share.
I have turned media requests off.
I've had enough of this shit.
All right?
And I don't want to hear any more Wesley Willis bullshit.
All right.
I don't want to hear that garbage.
Fucking fucking retarded fucking schizophrenic tard for Christ.
It's attack my dogs.
Damn.
Give me a fucking break, man.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, that's how you want to celebrate.
No, I'm not fucking going.
I'm not raiding no goddamn streams.
All right.
I'm not raiding streams out here for Christ's sake.
I'm doing me.
All right.
I mean, did you hear the fucking media shares?
And I know you fucking pricks were fucking requesting that stupid Wesley Willis shit just to piss me off.
Huh?
Oh, he died of leukemia.
Well, you know.
You know, it sucks.
All right.
What are you going to do about it?
A lot of people die of cancer every day.
All right.
What he could have done is made something a little bit better out of his life than contributing a bunch of fucking ridiculous, perverted, bestiality songs.
All right.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
We're supposed to praise this guy because he was a schizophrenic for Christ's sake and he made fucking bestiality sick fucking song.
And fuck that shit.
Fuck that shit.
I'm not giving that guy any fucking respect for Christ's sake.
I mean, just because you people are a bunch of political, correct, fucking liberal long-haired pansies, huh?
I'm supposed to give this fucking guy respect because why?
Huh?
Why?
Oh, he was schizophrenic.
So fucking what?
Why don't you go blame his mama who's smoking crack?
How about that?
How about that shit?
All right.
Oh, my God.
Let me guess.
You thought this guy was a tard too.
What are you talking about?
Why are you always jealous of people better than you?
Hey, Dark Me Magician Girl, I don't know who you're talking about, but I disabled fucking media share.
I don't know how.
I don't know why you donate another eight bucks.
I disabled it shit.
And who's a tard?
Who are you?
Who is it that you're trying to say this person's a tard or that person's a tard?
Listen, the bottom line is, is all I'm saying is that this guy doesn't deserve the respect that he's getting, especially from you idiots, all right?
So just shoving up your ass.
I'm tired of you fucking people for Christ's sake, all right?
Tired of you fucking people.
I'm over here.
I'm fucking shooting pearls to you idiots.
I'm fucking trying to spark synapses in your fucking brains, and you people don't give a fuck.
You people don't give a shit.
All right?
You people don't give a goddamn man.
And you should, if you want my personal opinion, you should be kissing my fucking ass, all right?
If you want my personal view, you should be kissing my fucking ass, all right?
I'm not even joking around.
Jesus Christ, I'm over here.
I mean, I'm fucking, I should not have even showed up today, all right?
I shouldn't have even showed up.
Oh, my God.
Hey, dark meme magician girl, I'm telling you, there, hold on.
What the fuck is I don't see it.
All right?
There's no media.
It's not there.
All right.
Turned media fucking share off.
I don't see the link.
All right.
I don't see the link anywhere.
It's turned off.
Jesus Christ, man.
And of course, you don't think that the fucking rules apply to you, of course.
I mean, of course.
All right.
Of course, the rules don't apply to old Dark Me Magician Girl.
And listen, all of you people giving me shit, all of you people that are giving me shit because of the stupid, dumb, fucking schizophrenic tard that makes these bestiality songs, go shove it up your ass, all right?
I'm telling you, you know what?
I've had enough of this shit.
I should just end this show again today.
I should just end this show just like I ended the fucking Friday night show, the Baller Friday.
I'm not even joking, man.
I mean, I shouldn't have even come up here to begin with because I knew you fucking trolls were going to fucking do this to me.
I fucking knew it, man.
I fucking knew it.
And I don't understand why I even fucking, you know, have any kind of compassion for you fucking people, all right?
I'm not even joking.
In the field of local live.
Oh, Wesley Willis Turds better than ghost, huh?
Wesley Willis Turds better than fucking Ghost.
Real fucking funny, you asshole.
Okay, look.
Dark Me Magician Girl sent me the fucking link in a two bucker.
Let's see what the fuck you want, Dark Me Magician Girl.
Please play my shit.
What is this?
What is this?
What?
Oh, my God.
Dateline.
Oh.
Y'all want the date line now, huh?
Oh, my God.
It's a struggle with MediaShare.
Low View Counts does not let the videos play.
I don't blame you.
I don't blame them.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, you know, Stream Elements doesn't want their streamers to get hit up with fucking corn cob up the ass kind of bullshit.
Anyway, this one was requested by Dark Me Magician Girl.
Let's go ahead and play this.
What is this?
I'm a Scatman.
Wait a minute, what the fuck?
This is a song I'm not acquainted with with the Scatman.
What the fuck is this shit?
What the hell?
I'm calling out from Scatland.
I'm calling out from Scatman's world.
What the fuck?
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy.
I'm calling out from Scatman.
I'm calling out from Scatman's world.
If you want to break free, you better me.
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy.
Everybody's tired.
You know what?
I didn't think it was that one.
I've never heard that one by Scatman.
I thought it was Skinny Dame Dame Doom Da-dam Dub.
Doom dumb dumb.
Skinny dame dame doom dumb dub.
I'm a scatman.
Skinny name dame doom dumb dub.
I mean, I thought it was that one, dude.
Anyway, let's move on.
This black hat supposedly wasn't able to play his media share either.
See what the hell this is there, black hat.
Son of a bitch.
All right, what is black hat requesting over here?
This is the last one here.
It should be it.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You know what?
This is why.
This is why, black hat, that the media share doesn't want to show.
This is why.
Play it.
Play it.
Hold on.
Fucking Scatboy.
When am I going to put up my shit list?
When are you going to put up the shitlist on Ghost Doc?
I'm still compiling the shit list that I'm going to post on Ghost.report.
All right?
I'm still piling it on.
Son of a bitch.
You just wait.
Type in your browser right now, ghost.report, bookmark, and add to your favorites.
And let me tell you, I'm still compiling the list now.
I'm watching the chat.
I'm watching the fucking chat.
I'm seeing who's going to be on it and who isn't for Christ's sake.
All right.
Huh?
Fucking Nico Angel, you're fucking on it.
Baka Survivor, you're a piece of shit.
All right.
I mean, turn coat tradition, you're a fucking stupid piece of garbage, all right?
So look, I'm fucking putting it up, all right?
I'm putting it up.
Just sit there and shut up and wait.
Go to the goddamn website, add it to your bookmarks, and add it to your favorites and shut the fuck up, all right?
Fucking baguettes.
Anyway, here it is, Black Hat.
All right.
Black Hat requested this.
Play it.
What is this?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Why are there so many dicks in my asshole?
What's on the earth?
This is why.
This is why.
Erection.
Oh, Jesus.
But they're lonely But nothing to So we But I know the wrong way and see.
Someday we'll find it.
The rainbow erection.
The NG, my ghosty, and me, who said that every call and answer, called on by a shackled goblin.
Somebody thought of that and someone believed it, And look what it's done so far.
What's so mundaning that keeps us draining?
What do we think we might see Someday?
We'll find it, the rainbow erection.
The NG might ghosty enemy under what.
I've had about enough of this, All right, get German the gay frog out of here.
Yeah, real funny black hat Real fucking funny you idiots.
Jesus Christ man.
Toilet Shit Poll Results00:14:22
Hey look people in the chat room are actually liking this garbage.
All right People in the chat room are actually fucking liking this.
I mean Jesus Christ.
I can't believe I spend my fucking weekends with you people man.
I'm not even fucking kidding around.
There's got to be something wrong with me to meet a.
I mean, I got to take another fucking weekend off or something man, and go fucking take out Mrs. Ghost to a fucking five-star restaurant man and go out drinking or something.
But instead I'm with you, fucking pansexual Peter Puffin, gender fluid fondling dirty Sanchez, loving Cincinnati bow tie receiving blue ball, blowing dirty, fucking shitty underwear.
Collecting Magic Johnson toilet licking pieces of fucking Hillary Clinton bedpan changing pieces of shit.
I'm telling you man, I'm fucking telling you fucking.
Y'all make me fucking.
You make me want to fucking puke.
you're my goddamn give me my fucking beer all right all right Now, what I'm gonna do here is, since you, sons of bitches, have literally made my show tonight a fucking, I don't even know what to call it a fucking.
I call it a circus sideshow.
I think it's even below that shit.
I think it's even below that shit.
Dermot plus Wesley Willis Only real talent we've had on that.
Fuck you, asshole.
All right, fuck you.
Do not, and I'm not fucking joking.
Do not fuck with me, or I am going to end the broadcast, dude.
All right, I'm not even fucking kidding around with you fuckers, man.
I'm going to end this son of a bitch.
I'm not going to, okay?
I'm not going to be fucking, you know, put on and getting pissed off by these trolls.
You fucking pissed me off last night.
I'm not going to let you do it.
So, what I'm going to do, shut up with the empty threats for Christ's sake.
All right.
What I'm going to do is I'm going to break out some wacky tobacco, the devil's lettuce, tetrahydrocannabinol, the reefer, okay?
The grass, the poo smoke, all right?
What is the what?
What?
You're so goddamn lazy and drunk all the time.
This troll list will never be made.
Now, fuck you.
Plus, you don't even know who people like me are in the chat.
Well, you know what?
It's too bad.
If you're not in the chat, go fuck yourself.
But you know what?
I'm going to put you mundane mad because you're a fucking piece of shit.
All right?
All right.
You're a piece of garbage.
All right.
Son of a bitch.
I'd fucking slap you around if you were in front of me right now there, mundane mad.
I'm not even joking around.
You fucking great-grandkids would have black eyes.
I'd smack you so fucking hard.
All right, you know what time it is?
I'm going to do me.
Shut up in the fucking chat room.
I'm doing me.
Okay.
And guess what time it is?
Not only is it time for the devil's lettuce, but it's time for more beer.
Goddamn right, man.
Fucking 12:43 a.m., man.
I've only been drinking two fucking beers.
I need some more fucking beer than that.
I need some more fucking beer than that.
Shut up, fucking Keemstars.
Don't tell me to hurry up.
You're another fucking idiot that's going to be on that son of a bitch.
You're a piece of shit.
Who else?
Huh?
Who else wants to be on the shit list on Ghost Not Report?
You keep the shit up.
Keep the shit up.
Son of a bitch.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
And shut up.
I'm not an alcoholic.
Local live home mentality.
Scat boy.
Oh, my God.
Stop smoking dope on my dime.
We want the scat list now.
I mean, shit list.
Hey, look, look, this fucking chihata capitalist.
I better be on that hate list or else.
Look, they actually want to be on it.
Oh, fucking.
The shit list equals list of honor.
That's not a fucking list of honor, you fucking sick trolls.
It means that you get on my fucking nerves and I don't like you.
That's what it means.
It's not a fucking list of honor.
The fuck is wrong with you fucking people, man?
It's because I don't like you.
The sight of your fucking name makes me want to throw up in my fucking mouth.
All right?
There's nothing.
Can you see how you fucking sick trolls are, dude?
I'm you fucking, you fucking people are sick, man.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
I mean, don't clock me, asshole.
Give me my fucking drink.
All right.
All right.
Where's my pipe?
All right.
Where's my fucking pipe?
All right.
All right.
I'm going to go ahead.
It's, you know, it's actually got some stuff in it there.
Let me just add a couple more flakes to the son of a bitch.
All right.
Let me just add a couple more flakes.
Y'all hear this?
Listen to this.
Listen to this.
See that?
Breaking off some of that bud for Christ's sake.
What?
Oh, my God.
Will the people on that list get on?
Fuck no.
I'm sending the autographs to the top seven tippers, dude.
And I'm still, I still owe them, by the way.
You should be getting an email from me asking for your address so I can send you this.
No, no charge, no nothing.
Then I'm sending you not only an autograph, but possibly a small thank you note as well.
So cheers to you guys.
Fake Weena.
Local Live Home Entame.
Oh my God.
We are amongst the best of the ghost show.
Names such as Weena, seriously, Samsung, Evil Mara, and all the bronies will live on in fame for infinity and beyond.
Are you fucking, is this what you people think?
I mean, seriously, is this what you fucking people think for Christ's sake?
And no, I'm not doxing anybody, dude.
Give me a fucking break, man.
Just shut up, all right?
If you don't want the fucking autograph, fine.
Don't get it.
Just say, it's okay.
It's fine.
It's all you got to do.
All right?
One less autograph that I got to send.
If you're concerned about that, then fine.
I'm not going to force you.
Okay.
I'm just trying to give you a token of my appreciation.
That's about it.
All right.
I'm serious.
I mean, you know, even though some of you people that are on the top seven are a big fucking bunch of fucked up trolls, it doesn't matter.
I'm just trying to give you a token of my appreciation.
I'm not letting.
You know what?
Fuck you, chat, man.
I'm not doxing anybody, man.
Shut the fuck up.
right?
Give me my fucking, give me my goddamn fucking pipe, man.
I can't believe that you people are even doing this shit.
All right.
Oh, my God.
I just went to and made a printed set of ghost toilet paper.
What?
Handicapped symbol with your name on it.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Yeah, even though you're not.
Hey, mundane man, let me tell you something.
Picks or shut the fuck up, all right?
Picks or shut up.
And is that a real website?
Printedtp.com?
They can print shit on the fucking toilet.
Are you fucking joking?
Are you kidding me for Christ's sake?
If that's the case, then I want some Ocasio-Cortez toilet paper.
All right?
So if that broad wants to be the Democratic shit, I'll make it every goddamn night right on her face.
All right.
How do you like that?
How do you like a little bit of that?
All right.
Let me take a hit of this fucking smoke here.
Alright, look, it's a clean screen.
The field of local live home and tame it.
Oh, my God.
Hey, aesthetic.
If you're on the shit list, you're not in the inner circle.
How do you like that?
All right?
Anybody on that shit list?
They're not going to be in the inner circle.
And if they are, they're out of here.
Are you kidding me?
And now I'm going to blow my fucking nose for Christ's sake.
You see that?
Now I got to blow my fucking nose.
because every time I take that first hit, man, the fucking mucus just wants to come out for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right.
All right, what is this?
Making Trump TP right now, man.
Fuck no, you better not be.
All right.
You better give the fucking president the respect that he deserves.
President Trump is the greatest American president since fucking George Washington.
Do you understand that?
He's the modern-day George Washington.
Trump is exposing the corruption in that criminal organization that we all call Washington, D.C. He's exposing the corruption.
Son of a bitch, you better respect my president.
You understand that?
You better respect my president, you son of a bitch.
Oh, yeah.
And by the way, huh?
You like how he made Mexico bow down?
And now they're going to crack down on those immigrants that are coming through their goddamn country?
And guess what?
Guess what?
The Mexican president, Amlo.
What?
Field of Local Live Hall Mented Payment.
Oh, my God.
L-M-A-O.
I'm not going to see that.
Fuck you, Tim McCrab.
Fuck you, Tim McCrab, all right?
What?
Oh, my God.
Going ass-to-mouth with A-O-C.
Yum, taste.
Oh, dude, that's disgusting.
Ass to mouth.
That's a porn reference, you idiot.
You know what?
I don't even want to get into it.
I don't understand why you people would even find that like attractive.
Like, no, you know what?
I want ass-to-mouth pornographic material.
I mean, that's my special.
It's fucking disgusting, dude.
All right?
And let me tell you something.
You know, look, let's not go there.
I don't want to go.
Look, shut up, all right?
I was trying to be facetious, but of course not.
You fucking people want to take it into a goddamn sick-ass sexual direction, which I don't appreciate, all right?
Now, look, y'all want the dateline, all right?
Because listen, I don't know if we can.
I don't know if I want to do radio graffiti and dateline.
What are the other, dude?
What are the other?
All right?
Yeah, TP enthusiasts.
Too late.
Look at that.
Fucking, they got Donald Trump fucking toilet.
But you're a real funny asshole.
All right.
Real funny.
I mean, I don't want to do them both, okay?
It's either radio graffiti or the dateline because you people don't deserve both, okay?
You fucking people don't deserve both.
You people have been jerk asses.
You people have pissed me off and you've pissed me off for the last fucking time.
All right?
Why not both?
Because first of all, you know what radio graffiti is at this point in time?
A bunch of assholes that are splicing me, saying nothing but a bunch of racist garbage that I never said.
They're making me say garbage on these fucking little splices that they're making about shit that I never fucking said.
All right?
Datelines are overrated.
Go ahead and smoke.
Screw what the chat thinks.
No, it's either one or the other, okay?
Don't fucking tell me both, asshole, all right?
Don't tell me both.
Either the fucking radio graffiti or the date line.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Give me my drink.
I'm not doing fucking both, dude.
Both or else.
You see, you fuckers think that you can threaten me.
I don't respond well to threats, asshole, all right?
Son of a bitch.
I'm not going to.
Fuck, I better do both.
Fuck you, all right?
Fuck you.
Do both or troll war.
Fuck you, asshole.
Jesus Christ, man.
You see, or both or consequences will never be the same.
Go fuck yourself, asshole.
All right.
I see a lot more date lines than I do radio graffitis.
I do see radio graffitis out here.
Flip a coin, boomer.
I'm not going to flip a coin.
It's either one or the other, all right?
And it's going to be determined by the people.
So the people are going to have to figure it out for Christ's sake, all right?
Where am I smoke?
I'm going to do me for about five minutes.
Hold on, I got to let it hold it in and hit the brain.
All right, well, y'all want to do a poll?
Y'all want to do a poll for Christ's sake?
Hold on.
I think I can do one for my channel, right?
I can do this for my channel.
I can do a poll under the community tab under my channel.
Go to my channel right now if you're watching.
Yeah, I can do a poll.
Let's do a poll right now, okay?
That's what we're going to do.
Let's do a goddamn poll, all right?
What should, hold on, god damn it, hurry up.
All right, here.
What should ghosts do?
Hold on a second.
What should ghosts do for the end of episode seven of, oh shit, I fucking misspelled that.
Episode seven of the ghosts, or actually of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
All right, hold on.
Let me, I'm doing this.
All right, we're going to take a stroll.
Y'all want to be diplomatic?
Y'all want to be fucking democratic about this shit.
All right.
We're going to go ahead and do that.
All right.
We're going to see what happens.
All right.
What should we do?
Now, should we do the date line?
All right.
That'll be the first one.
Should we do radio graffiti?
Radio graffiti.
And or should we?
Hold on a second.
Voting Interactivity Comments00:15:13
Jesus Christ.
And shut up.
I'm doing everything on the fly here.
So go shove it up your ass.
Let's add another option.
Both.
And let me add one more option.
Or end the show.
How about that?
Or end the show.
And I will do whichever one.
Okay.
How about that?
How do you like that?
Ghost is being diplomatic out here.
He's being democratic and diplomatic.
Okay.
Now, everybody right now, if you want to vote, okay, let's go ahead.
Let me make sure we proofread this.
What should Ghost do for the end of episode seven of the Saturday Night Troll Show?
Dateline.
All right, we're good.
All right.
I am posting it right now.
There it is.
Okay.
There it is right now.
All you got to do is go to my page, my channel page, and go under the community tab.
And once you do it, we're going to go ahead and see what people are voting for.
And we're going to give this about five minutes.
Everybody right now, if you want to vote, you want to see whether the date line, radio graffiti, or both or end the show, we're going to go ahead and see what the people want.
Oh, look, right now, both is in the lead, okay?
Both are fucking assholes.
You fucking sons of bitches, for Christ's sake.
Hey, look, look at all the fucking comments.
We got fucking 10 comments already.
All right, let me get a fucking, let me get a chug of my beer.
All right, we're going to wait for five minutes.
And once we wait for five minutes, we're going to figure out what we're going to do.
And if it's both, I'm going to go ahead and go in with the date line.
And then we'll go ahead and go with the with the radio graffiti.
If it's date line, we'll do it.
If it's radio graffiti, if it's new.
If not, well, well, then I'll end the show if that's what it is.
Look, we got fucking, we got to end the show all of a sudden ahead a little bit.
What the fuck?
Are you kidding me?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right.
If you want to vote right now, go to my channel.
Go to the communities tab and go and vote right now if you're listening live.
All right?
All right.
Let me go ahead.
And look, we're going to give this five minutes.
We're giving everybody the opportunity to vote.
Okay.
We're giving everybody the opportunity to vote.
45 comments for fuck's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I didn't ask for your comments.
I asked for the vote, man.
Look at all these fucking people, man.
Look at all these people.
Give me my drink.
You see, I'm doing this democratically, huh?
Huh?
I'm not a bad guy, huh?
I want you all in the chat room to now say that.
I'm not a bad guy.
Look at me.
Huh?
I'm a man of the people.
I'm a man of the people.
And I'm doing what the people want.
I am a man of the people.
All right.
Post the link in there.
All right.
I guess, what the hell do I do?
Post this?
Here, let me post this.
All right.
Think this should be the link.
All right, copy.
All right, I think this is the list here.
Here, here it is.
There it is, right there.
That should be it.
All right, everybody, see that?
All right.
Oh, you must comment in order to vote.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Well, comment and then vote.
I didn't realize that shit.
I didn't realize that shit.
I'm sorry about that.
Anyway, and don't fuck you, dark meme magician girl.
Ghost equals good girl.
Go fuck yourself.
Jesus Christ, I'm telling you, you know, you're fucking, you may be on the shit list as well, even though you're on the top seven.
You're on the fucking shit list, too.
All right, we're giving this a few more minutes out here because it's getting close.
It's between both or the end of the show.
So we shall see.
All right.
But if we do both, we're going to go right into the date line.
And for you folks that are unaware and they're just tuning in, what I'm going to do is I'm going to call a dateline in which you call on your phone.
And I have bought minutes on this dateline so that we can.
What is this?
The field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You spent several of the last streams telling everyone that you are a bad man.
Now you want everyone to tell you that you are not a bad guy.
Make up your mind wheels.
Fucking Sambos, I swear to God.
Wait, wait, make up your mind wheels.
Don't call me fucking wheels, you piece of shit.
Don't call me fucking wheels.
GX in the chat, EBZ is going to be joining Bjorn in Thailand.
He's going to end up in Thai.
Why is look?
Why is EBZ going to Thai?
I thought he was going to go to DC.
I thought he was going to DC because somebody who is a, I don't know, some fan of his donated like $600 or $700 for him to go to DC.
I thought he was going to DC.
Now he's going to go to Thailand with Bjorn?
Dude, come on, man.
You know, just come on, man.
And hey, FGS, we've already done MediaShare, dude.
We did that a while back.
We're voting now.
Go here.
Put the fucking link in the chat room.
We're voting right now on what we're going to do, okay?
Whether or not it's going to be the date line.
It's going to be radio graffiti.
It's either going to be both or end the show.
Right now, it's between both and end the show right now.
So we're going to give this another three minutes and see what happens.
All right.
And by the way, Burger Planet went to Thailand.
And I want to be honest with you.
That was probably Burger Planet's best work.
The unfortunate part about it is that he was such a disgusting, despicable, sex tourist creep that nobody wanted to vote.
Nobody wanted to donate and contribute to that shit.
They literally, this guy was, man, I'm not even joking around.
Look, if you know where to find it, I mean, that was probably his best work.
I'm not even joking.
Anyway, we're giving it.
No, it's not.
Five minutes is not over.
Shut up.
All right.
Hold on.
You might fucking smoke.
I'm smoking here.
I'm drinking here.
And not to mention, I'm going to have to set up for the date line anyway.
Son of a bitch.
Good stuff, man.
Good stuff.
There I am.
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Doesn't want to do both, yet puts an option for both.
What a baguette.
Hey, dude, I'm a man of the people.
Look, I saw a lot of the people in the chat room.
They say, I want both.
I want both.
So, I mean, some people wanted just radio graffiti.
Some people wanted date line.
Some people wanted both.
That's why we're making this a part of the broadcast.
I should make this voting thing a more part of the broadcast so it's more interactivity for folks.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what it's all about.
It's about my interactivity, baby.
Interactivity.
That's what creates the show going on.
Here we read some of the comments.
Let's check out some of the comments.
How about that?
Let's check out some of these comments.
Jesus Christ, there's a whole shitload of them.
All right, put the PC shot on.
Look at this.
Stolen Valor Ghost.
Yes, shove it up, your ass.
End it, bitch.
Follow through your actual threats.
Ghost is my favorite.
Go fuck yourself.
For the hell of it, both.
Both are spaghetti war.
A real funny asshole.
Alrighty, then I did my vote.
A big soft serve crap for just for you, ghost.
Real funny.
Dateline for the lols.
Baguette.
Both, you fatty.
Ove, it's you democratic goys.
Shut up, asshole.
GX in the chat, baby.
Radio graffiti hambone.
Talk about the Jewish question.
Death equals, or ghost equals death.
Shut up, asshole.
P.S. Your show is boring.
Fuck you, G. Davis, asshole.
All right.
Hambone.
dateline is a failed troll uh ghost is a i'm not Fucking it.
Get that asshole out of here.
Fucking, you should remove that asshole.
Remove that ass crack.
You're not a bad guy.
A good boy.
Can we get a community shout out for voting?
Ghost quotes, I'm a bad guy.
Get that asshole out of here.
Get him out of here.
Do it, Hambone.
Say the N-word.
What?
Nalgas?
What's the N-word?
I want to do something productive.
Watch Anime.
You fucking idiot.
End the show and then Dateline.
Hambone Jew and the show.
All right.
Bad influence.
Real funny.
And wait a minute.
Bad influence.
Aren't you that eight-year-old kid?
This is the fucking eight-year-old kid right here.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
I've had enough of this shit.
All right.
I've had enough of this shit.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
And hey, shut up.
And you people that are sitting there, why did you fucking I removed them because they pissed me off at the time.
All right.
All right.
I'm being Democratic, but let me tell you, I'm the overseer of the votes.
All right.
And right now I'm looking at every vote, and some of them had hanging Chads on them.
Some of them had hanging Chads, and I threw those out.
I mean, what the fuck?
That's what they did to elect Bush back in 2000.
Remember that?
Huh?
Hey, I know.
I'm not joking.
That's how they let.
Hey, there's a couple of hanging chads on some of them.
You just throw those votes out.
They don't count.
All right.
Y'all remember that shit?
Hey, it's fucking legal.
Don't fucking say it's rigged.
That's how we elected George H.W. Bush, you piece of shit.
All right, what are you talking about?
They had a few hanging Chads, for Christ's sake.
All right, give me a rig poll.
Rig fucking poll.
What, mundane man?
What is it?
All right.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Wheels, you didn't read my comment in the vote section.
Wimp.
Hey, fuck you.
And don't call me fucking wheels, you dickhead.
All right.
Don't call me fucking wheels, you piece of shit.
I don't fucking like how you're doing that and being so nonchalant about it, you piece of trash.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's take a look at the vote again.
All right, where are we?
All right, let's go ahead and take a look at the vote.
End of the show still has a little bit.
All right, we're going to give, it's still too close to call, in my opinion.
I think that the end of the show could have a last few minute comeback if you want my opinion.
So everybody right now, here is the community page.
That's my channel.
Hit the community tab and vote.
It's still too close to call at this point.
And with that being said, because it's too close to call, let's go ahead and get some more beer.
All right?
Let's get some more goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
It's still too close to call as far as I'm concerned, folks.
I'm sorry.
All right?
All right.
All right.
For Christ's sake.
All right.
Still too close to call.
We've got a couple of minutes left.
All right.
Now, everybody, just calm your asses down.
And hey, hey, assholes, shut up.
I'm not an addict.
All right.
I'm not an addict.
It's still a little too close to call for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Hey, Wheels, you should make a poll to disable TTS.
No, why?
Why should I do that when it's a part of the interactivity?
I mean, why should I do that when it's a part of the interactivity?
I mean, that's what the poll is.
Poll's a part of the interactivity.
All right, the chat.
It's a part of the interactivity.
All right.
As a matter of fact, I've been thinking about adding another component to the interactivity.
But, you know, since Dark Me Magician Girl wants to be a fucking stupid, dumb digital slut bag about it, maybe I won't.
All right.
Maybe I goddamn won't.
I mean, you sons of bitches.
I mean, you know, you know, I don't know why you're praising Dark Me Magician Girl, man.
This broad, you know, she's fucking it up for all of you.
All right.
She's fucking it up for all of you, for Christ's sake, because I want to be honest.
I was thinking about, I don't know, I was thinking about doing something.
I was thinking about either I'm not getting a Twitter account, but I remember how people would tweet shit at me during the show, and maybe we could do something like that again.
I'm trying to figure out the fucking whole.
Excuse me, now you're making me belch.
The whole protocol behind that.
But you see, I want to be honest with you.
Since Dark Me Magician Girl brought that up, I'm not going to do that shit.
All right.
All right.
I'm not going to do that shit.
All right.
Because you people are just, you think I'm a fucking jerk dick or something.
You think I'm some fucking overgrown shekel goblin.
Dude, I'm here.
Dude, I've been here with you guys for four fucking hours.
Four fucking hours and no fucking breaks.
Fucking all the time.
Just fucking, you know, going, going, going, going.
I mean, nobody does shit like that, dude.
I mean, fucking morning talk show hosts that are on for four or five hours take like 30 minutes off an hour, if not more than that in some cases.
So give me a fucking break, man.
I'm fucking here.
I'm a machine.
I just did almost a fucking six-hour show yesterday.
So don't fucking give me garbage.
All right.
Don't give me shit.
All right.
Don't give me shit for Christ's sake.
Give me my fucking smoke.
All right.
Now, look, I'm looking at the voting.
I'm looking at the goddamn voting for Christ's sake.
Hold on.
And it looks like it's still too close to call.
I mean, you know, I think there could be a big burst at any minute.
At any minute, I should say.
Oh, my God.
You are.
You pass your failures onto other people like a typical leftist.
You never own up your mistakes.
Why are you so stubborn and arrogant?
Would it kill you to listen to your fans?
What are you talking about, man?
I'm fucking sitting over.
We're having a poll right now.
I'm listening to him right now, you dirty bitch.
All right?
I'm listening to him right now.
Get in the fucking kitchen, Braun.
I'm not even joking.
Dark Me Magician Girl, just shut your fucking mouth.
All right?
Get in the corner.
Look at that corner and think about how much of a fucking dumb stupid stankosaurus slut bag you really are.
All right, sit there and shut up and speak when you're fucking spoken to, all right?
Look at me.
I'm a girl.
I don't have to obey the rules.
I don't have to obey the rules.
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Fucking pieces.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Wheels, does your wheelchair have a spot for tissue paper?
Fuck you.
Don't call me.
I'm telling you, you guys are fucking, you know, these people are fucking it up for you.
These people are fucking it up for you.
Damn it.
Oh, my God.
No.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, right.
Tell you, you should be forced in there.
You should be forced.
All right.
By the way, I dropped my fucking pipe for Christ's sake.
And now I got shit all over to fucking shit all over the fucking floor now for Christ's sake, man.
I got fucking ash all over the floor, man.
That fucking goddamn bowl wasn't even halfway done for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
And now I've got this goddamn wire under my wheel for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm back.
Sorry, folks.
I've just got so much shit all over the fucking place.
Fucking pants and fucking all kinds of garbage all over the fucking place.
As you can see, the engineer is not here.
Okay.
The engineer is not here.
So I'm just here doing everything by myself.
And as you can see, it's not going as smoothly.
And I want to definitely apologize that for everybody out there.
I just want to apologize.
So let me just have a couple more flakes.
All right.
We're going to go ahead and probably go with.
It's still too close to call, but it looks like both is in the lead.
So it looks like I'm going to be having to do both of these sons of bitches.
All right.
But it's still too close to call.
We'll call it here in about one minute.
All right.
Let's go ahead and let me go ahead and smoke some of this man.
It's making all the fucking mucus come out for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God.
Wheels of karma.
What the fuck does that mean?
Hold on.
I got to blow my nose, man.
Jesus Christ.
Come on, man.
I'm going to...
Jesus.
All right.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
That's not a joke.
That's not a goddamn joke.
I need another tissue.
Let's go for one more blow.
Okay.
I'm not even joking.
Then we're going to go on and I guess get to everything.
Hold on.
we go.
All right.
Sorry.
All right.
Sorry about that, folks.
Jesus Christ.
still stuffed up man jesus christ i'm blowing so hard The fucking, it's destroying the goddamn tissue for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
The fuck?
The fuck?
The fuck is going on, man?
Man, can I sniff something or something?
It'll take all this shit out?
What do I have out here?
Hey, if I sniff some salt, will it fucking like take the fucking goddamn mucus?
that will, like, eat it away or some shit.
And shut up, man.
I fucking don't have an Obama nose, man.
Shut up.
All right.
I think we're good.
All right.
Drink hot sauce.
I had some fucking wings earlier tonight, man.
Probably have some wings more.
I'll probably have some more wings while I'm at it.
All right.
Anyway, it looks like, hold on, let me get one more shot of the poll here so we can go ahead and take a look at it.
In the field of local live home.
Are you kidding me, dude?
Why would you even refer?
Sniff some cocaine with that honker.
With that honker.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
All right, here we have the results.
Here they are, folks.
As you can see, it looks like both just came out of nowhere.
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I mean, it was too close to call for the longest time.
It just came out of nowhere, and now it's now the majority.
So it looks like I'm obligated to do both.
So that's what we're going to do at this point in time.
And I hope that you sons of bitches have a little bit of appreciation for that.
All right.
That's all I'm saying.
All right.
I have a little bit of appreciation.
Now, what I'm going to have to do here is that I've got to buy more minutes.
I've got to buy more minutes on this damn line because I think that I only have 12 minutes left from the last time that we conducted the date line on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
So I've got to buy minutes.
And once I do that, I'm going to go ahead and, and by the way, what should I do?
What exactly should I do?
Because last time people were like, you need to do this and do that.
I'll tell you what.
Well, take, what do you think I should do?
I'm just saying, we should be a character.
Should we be lonely?
Should we be, you know, you know what I'm saying?
I mean, I can't, the voice changer, look, the voice changer is connected to this.
It's not connected to the input of where we're getting the reception of the damn of the goddamn date line, you know?
So be yourself, boomer.
Well, I don't know.
Do you want me to continue?
Because people think that I'm worse than Ted Bundy from the shit that I've been doing lately.
You know, they think that I'm like worse than Ted Bundy because, you know, one minute I can sound like this and then the next minute, how you doing?
Well, you know, I've been looking for a woman like you for a long period.
You know what I'm saying?
In the field of local live hall mentality.
Oh, my God.
I can't.
I can't.
Dude, that's horrible.
I'm not going to acknowledge that for Christ.
I'm not going to.
That's horrible, mundane, man.
I'm telling you, that's fucked up, man.
All right.
Be Bernie Sanders?
What am I supposed to do?
In the field of local live hall mentatainment.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, dateline.
Time to off that KDR tonight.
So how many widows are we butchering tonight?
How many widows are we?
Should I go as a nerd?
I could probably do a nerd.
Like, hey, I'm here.
And I'm a virgin.
And it's summertime.
I'm graduated.
And I want to go to local live hall mentainment.
Oh, my God.
Act like you have autism.
Wait, never mind.
What are you talking about?
That's what I was just trying to do.
You know, like I'm a little on to.
Hi.
Or Dew Bernie said, hey, I'm Blaney Sanders, and I'm here campaigning on this dateline live just to show you I'm a man of the people.
And if you want to talk to me and have anything to do with me, just connect live.
We'll talk about socialism.
We'll talk about how I'm going to give you free health care and all that shit.
i mean come on that's kind of that's kind of that's kind of i mean i i don't know i i have I have no idea for Christ's sake.
I'm going to leave it up to the people.
People are saying Bernie Sanders.
People are saying a nerd.
All right.
People are saying, I mean, literally, I'm just, I want to get them engaged in a conversation.
That's what makes the whole idea of the dateline entertaining.
The field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Please tell me what led to the real estate crash and go over it.
Are you kidding me?
I could be here for an hour telling you that shit, dude.
Let Tyrone get up in this bitch.
Let Tyrone get up in this bitch.
Can you do a second poll?
No, I'm not going to do a second poll, dude.
Yourself, Bernie Voice, Alex.
I mean, come on, dude.
I'm not going to do that, dude.
More polls.
It would be hilarious to see if you could talk women into a tub.
Talk women into.
I could probably talk a woman into a tub.
I could probably do that.
Tell them, hoes, you gonna take him out to Mickey D's and get the free burgers with the coupon.
Man, they ain't gonna be down for that.
They're not gonna be down for that.
They would absolutely not be able to do that.
They'd switch the line faster than you can say.
What?
All right.
You know, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
Hold on.
I gotta get some new headphones, man, because the headphone wires gotten caught up too much in my fucking chair wheel that it's now like fucked up the whole goddamn connection.
It's fucked up, man.
Bro, just go over the main thing because the crash and why Obama had to bail these people out.
Dude, I've told that story like a billion times, dude.
And these people don't care.
They think that, yay, spaghetti.
That's what they think.
So, you know.
Hey, what do you want me to do about it, dude?
It sucks.
It sucks.
Oh, my God.
Pretend you're Twilly or Weena.
Twilly or weena?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I can't do that, dude.
Remember, I'm trying to get chicks, dude.
I'm trying to get chicks.
All right.
Hold on.
I'm trying to fucking bend my stupid fucking.
I mean, we're in a serious problem.
My fucking headphones have gone out.
I don't have the engineer to help me out here.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
My headphones have gone out, dude.
I don't.
Come on, dude.
Just come on.
Just work.
Work right now.
Come on.
I can't hear shit, dude.
I'm trying to turn it everywhere.
What the fuck?
All right.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Okay, I think I got it.
Okay, everything's good there.
Just trying not to move that shit.
All right.
I think I'm just going to do what I do.
Okay.
Just let me do what I do.
You know that every time we go on to the date line, it's always a good time.
Okay.
And we always have like, you know, fun.
You know, I always like, all right, we got one.
And, you know, I know, I know what to do.
I know how to do this.
Okay.
I know how to do this.
You fucking suck.
Miss the old ghost.
What the fuck?
What old ghost?
Huh?
The one nobody fucking listened to when I told them that, hey, you should be investing in the stock market.
Dow Jones Industrial is only fucking 8,000 points, huh?
I mean, give me a fucking break.
The fucking ghost that went out there and rider died with Trump and shit and fucking, you know, did all kinds of.
I don't even want to tell you what I did digitally the summer of digital chaos.
I mean, give me a fucking break, all right?
Just sit there and shut up.
All right?
Just sit there and shut up.
Call us Mr. Fortune cookie.
Call as Mr. Fortune cookie.
Are you kidding me?
Nobody would take that serious.
Nobody would take a Mr. Fortune cookie serious, dude.
We got to have somebody that, you know, that they're going to respond to.
I know how to make.
Look, I know how to talk to women.
And that's why these idiots in the chat room, every time I do this, they all claim that I'm worse than Ted Bundy or some shit.
I know how to do this.
I know how to talk to women.
And I hope that some of you guys are taking notes.
Okay?
Because I'm telling you, I know what I'm doing, baby.
You know, I mean, talking to women is ain't no fucking thing.
All right.
It ain't no thing.
Call us a Chicano.
Call us a Chicano.
Local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
The one who wasn't afraid to call people faggots.
The one that sounded off like he had a pair.
The new ghost is a little bitch who bends over backwards for donations.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean, Brud?
Huh?
What is that supposed to mean?
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Shut the fuck up and get in the goddamn kitchen, Brod.
I'm telling you right now, I would conjure up.
I'm not even joking.
I would conjure up the spirit of Ike Turner and unload it on your ass right after what you just said there, bitch.
You understand that?
Give me a fucking break.
Give me a fucking break.
I never said anything like that.
I'm a fucking, I'm a good boy.
I didn't do nothing.
All right.
So go fuck yourselves, all of you people.
Just want to get me in trouble.
Y'all have been after me ever since I've been on this fucking broadcast, you know?
I mean, that's all you fucking people have been after me ever since I've been on doing this goddamn broadcast.
Don't fucking come at me with that shit.
It's fucking you people.
I mean, y'all, y'all people, y'all found footage of me back in the old days?
Huh?
I've been around this internet for a long time.
You fucking people came along and made me look like a fucking idiot.
Now I'm going, oh, oh, we want this ghost back here.
Look what the fuck you did.
All this is what you fucking did.
And now you're going to bitch about it?
Yeah.
Some nerve, you fucking people, all right?
Some goddamn fucking nerve.
You did this shit to me, all right?
You don't like it?
Well, you fucking did it.
You fucking did it.
So don't fucking come at me.
All right, with any of that other shit.
I don't fucking come at me.
You fucking people did this, all right?
You fucking people did this for Christ's sake, all right?
Who the fuck is 1233?
Your show is shit.
I hate it.
You know what?
Fuck you.
Fuck you and everybody else that hates it for Christ's sake.
If I'm such a bad guy, then get the fuck out of here.
Fucking knocked off my shit.
Knocked off my shit.
Heyman, oh my god.
Just do what you do normally, but add a different accent.
Could you do an Irish or Australian accent?
Do another accent.
What other accent?
You know, how you do, mate.
You know, I'm just looking for a girl here.
You know, I just want to, you know, talk to a.
I'm here.
I'm one of the immigrants, you know, but you know, from England and, you know, or some shit like that.
Huh?
Or fucking.
I'll figure it out.
Look, I gotta, let's go ahead and call this shit.
Hold on.
Hold on a sec.
I gotta do this all myself.
I gotta do this all myself for Christ's sake.
All right.
And listen, I'm sorry for going off keystroke.
I just fucking knocked my goddamn shit offline here.
I'm just saying, if you don't fucking like it, then you fucking, it's your fucking fault.
You fucking did this.
You people did this.
All right?
You people fucking did this shit.
I didn't do it.
You did this.
Fucking son of the fucking bitch.
All right.
Are we okay on the fucking stream?
Can y'all hear me?
Because I just knocked shit off.
I was pissed off.
Can everybody hear me?
Testies, testies, one, two.
Testies, testies, one, two, three.
Can y'all hear me?
Because it's saying that, all right, because it's saying it's low output or some shit.
My live stream health isn't very good.
I just knocked the shit offline here for a second.
All right.
All right.
I'm going to have to go ahead and let's just go ahead and call this shit.
I want to leave y'all with something before I go.
I got to leave y'all watching something because that's, I don't want to just leave y'all with fucking fucking music.
What?
Oh, my God.
Much respect for all you've done, ghost.
I love how when you were in the mouths before, or when you were in months before Trump election.
Hey, look, dude, I know, man.
Olive Yaksloff, I was, dude, just go back.
Summer of Digital Chaos.
I mean, just go back.
You know, come on, dude.
I don't want to, you know, nobody cares about that anymore.
Nobody cares about that anymore.
It's fucking ancient history.
Nobody gives a shit.
And it's sad.
It's fucking sad.
But either way, you know, life goes on.
Gay, Sarai, Sarai.
And, you know, you just keep going.
What are you going to fucking do?
You know?
What are you going to do about it?
What are you going to do about it?
I mean, it is what it is.
And that's just a way it is.
You know, it's just a way it is.
And it's sad.
I mean, if it was another way, it'd be another way.
What, Diz?
What?
Oh, my God.
Look at you doing accents for some fucking loser faggot.
Stop.
Just go back to the old format.
You did this.
You saw CX and wanted to capitalize like they did.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Fuck you.
I would have rode with you in the old days.
Hey, fuck you.
Okay?
I don't give a shit if you would have rode with me or not, you fucking piece of garbage.
You don't fucking talk to me that way.
All right?
Fuck you.
Sit there and shut the fuck up.
All right, Diz 1233, whoever the fuck you are.
All right?
And if you don't like it, suck on these nuts.
How do you like that, you fucking son of a bitch?
All right?
Fuck you.
Getting tired of you people.
I'm telling you, I'm getting tired of you sons of bitches.
I can't believe you people can do.
Pieces of fucking garbage, man.
Fucking pieces of fucking garbage.
And I'm supposed to sit here and do a date line and do a fucking rated graffiti for you fucking pieces of garbage, huh?
Fucking fucking shitheads, man.
You fucking shitheads, man.
Fucking shitheads, man.
You fucking shitheads, man.
Fucking assholes out here.
I'm fucking, I'm on here my whole fucking weekend, man.
My whole fucking weekend, you fucks.
Jesus Christ, man!
All the fucking time.
Hey, look at these people.
Whole Fuck Play Fine Give00:02:08
Look at these.
Oh, I'll cry more.
Oh, can you hurry up?
Oh, fuck you!
Give me some goddamn respect.
You understand that?
You give me some goddamn respect.
Fucking over 11 years of an illustrious fucking internet broadcasting career, man.
Fucking assholes, I'm telling you.
I'm fucking all fucking fucks, man.
And shout out.
Fuck you!
We're gonna fucking donate to two bucks and shout-outs.
You do whatever the fuck I want.
You know what?
Fucking, I'm gonna put something on.
I gotta take a fucking break.
All right?
I'm sorry.
I gotta take a fucking break for Christ's sake.
All right, look, you know what we're gonna do?
I'm gonna fucking ya on cartoons.
I got a cartoon for you.
Okay?
I got a fucking cartoon for you.
Okay?
I got a cartoon for you since you love fucking cartoons so much.
Here, put it on the PC shot.
All right?
Here, you watch this cartoon.
And I don't know.
Maybe I'll call the fucking dateline.
Maybe I'll get some fucking more minutes.
Maybe I'll just fucking leave.
Man, I don't fucking know.
And shut up in the fucking chat.
Anybody sitting here talking garbage and fucking laughing at me at this fucking point in time, you're gonna get fucking kicked the fuck out.
Stupid asshole.
Put the fucking.
Listen, you listen to this.
You listen to this.
And I'm telling you right now, you sit there and shut the fuck up and think about the respect that you should be fucking owing me right now.
Play this shit.
I'll be right back.
And then maybe we'll get to fucking date line.
And you know what?
How fucking dare you fucking request for shout outs and shit.
You've been fucking with me the whole fucking week.
The whole fucking week.
Fuck it.
Just play.
I'll be right back.
All right, assholes.
Freedom Security Labor Issues00:04:05
And if you go somewhere else, fine.
If you don't, fine.
But if you don't give me respect, fuck you.
Fuck you.
And fuck you.
Play it.
For fuck's sake.
The field of local live all men containers.
Oh my God.
Don't forget to mute the stream, folks.
America is many things to many people.
To a 17-year-old kid, it's the malt shop on the corner.
Grandpa, it's the front porch in the cool of the evening.
To mother and her family, it's church on Sunday morning.
And to Dad, it's his favorite relaxation.
It's the Cracker Barrel Philosophers in Crabtree Corners.
And it's the tycoons in Wall Street.
It's all races, creeds, and religions.
It's freedom to work at the job you like.
Freedom of speech.
And to peaceably assemble.
Freedom to own property.
Security from unlawful search or seizure.
What do you want, Flatfoot?
The right to a speedy and public trial.
Protection against cruel punishments and excessive fines.
The right to vote.
And to worship God in your own way.
It is these freedoms that have made America strong.
Okay, okay, so we got our freedom.
But management slousing up everything.
Labor is at fault.
It's ruining the country.
My constituents, as your elected representative, I can assure you labor's right.
Management's right.
I'm strictly neutral.
Labor, management, politicians, buoy.
They can't tell corn from oats.
Why?
Take it.
Right, I'll give you a free.
Heavy step right up, folks.
Here's the answer to your problems.
Dr. Utopia's sensational new discovery, ISM.
ISM will cure any ailment of the Bobby politic.
It's terrific.
It's tremendous.
Once you swallow the contents of this bottle, you'll have the bountiful benefit of higher wages, shorter hours, and security.
Enormous profits, no strikes.
Remember, you're the big boss.
Government control.
No worry about votes.
Name your own salary.
Bigger crops.
Lower costs.
Why, ISM even makes the weather perfect every day.
And now then, because we are introducing this amazing item for the first time in this country, it isn't going to cost you one cent.
All you have to do is sign this little scrap of paper, and you get your bottle absolutely free.
I hereby turn over to ISM Incorporated everything I have, including my freedom and the freedom of my children and my children's children, in return for which said ISM promises to take care of me forever.
Get out of the way.
Pardon me.
Pardon me.
And who are you, my good man?
I'm John Q. Public.
Ah, my fine friend.
You're just in time to share this generous and gigantic offer.
Shine right here.
Mind if I read it first?
Hurry up!
Oh, here!
Keep your shirts on, boys.
My freedom.
Freedom?
What?
Sign away my freedom.
Why, this is ridiculous.
Don't be corny, brother.
Joe Idea Free Enterprise System00:02:52
Sure, our system of free enterprise isn't perfect.
But before we throw it away for some important double talk, let's turn the clock back a few years to see what it's done for us.
For example, back in the 1890s, Joe Dopes was just a guy who liked to tinker around his barn.
Some people thought Joe was lazy.
Some even thought he was nuts.
But one day, he had an idea.
And because he was free to dream, scream, and tinker, Joe had a chance to make something of himself and his idea.
Oh, so much of Joe's idea.
But that didn't stop him.
So, Joe got some money from young Aunt Minnie.
And Uncle Angus and Grand Pappy and Mr. Titus.
When Joe's friends and relatives used their savings to help him buy tools and property, they were capitalists.
Don't bush, folks.
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
Now, naturally, Joe needed some help.
So he hired Willie Lumpkin, who was out of work anyway.
And before long, Willie had the know-how and became skilled labor.
Because capital, management, and labor worked together, Joe's idea grew.
It grew and did things even he never dreamed of.
Today, the automobile industry provides millions of jobs that never existed before.
And remember, this is a story of only one industry.
There are thousands more scattered all over the United States whose history of development is pretty much the same.
Are y'all enjoying this?
Y'all enjoying this?
I hope you are.
Okay.
I just purchased a fucking $70 spot for fucking dateline minutes.
Fucking bread.
I should make you watch it all.
Our country has a national income equal to the total national incomes of any other six nation in the world.
Wait, you people are liking this?
I hope that you're gathering something from it.
Hope you're learning something from it, not just looking at the pretty fucking colors.
That's just a sample of the things the capitalistic system has given us in only 160 years.
Supreme Court Decision State00:02:05
Before signing up, you boys ought to try a little taste of doctorism's formula to see what you'd get in exchange for your freedom.
Go ahead.
Try it.
Oh, here's the communism.
Here it is.
Look at this.
This is what you get.
You can't do this to me.
I'll strike.
The state forbids strikes.
Wait over the union.
Here's about this.
Ah, yes, the union.
Welcome to our ranks, number 1313.
This is completely factual.
I'll take this case to the Supreme Court.
The state is the Supreme Court.
Our decision is as follows.
No more private property.
No more you.
The farm vote will put a stop to this.
Farmers don't vote anymore.
Oh, my God.
You won't be able to do it.
I don't like this because it feels like we're in school watching a bad video the kid with Down syndrome brought in to share with the class.
Fuck you, dark me magician, bitch.
Fuck you.
Everything is lost.
Everything.
Everything is fine.
When anybody preaches disunity, tries to.
All right.
All right.
I think we've had enough.
I hope that you understand that communism is a bunch of bullshit.
And don't listen to these fucking Bernie Sanders, who got rich on your campaign contributions, mind you.
Or Ocasio Cortez, who's talking about socialism this, socialism that.
She wants her congressional fucking salary raised.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
The cartoon promotes autism.
And this cartoon was made for kids.
Passcode Uncomfortable Pretend Land00:02:04
Unreal glad those days are over.
Fuck you.
All right.
What?
Because it's a little uncomfortable, huh?
Throws reality in the face?
That's what fucking children need instead of being in this pretend land all the fucking time.
I bought some minutes, or I dropped like a 70 spot or some shit for these fucking minutes of this damn fucking dateline.
Now I've got like, I don't know how many fucking minutes for this dateline.
I hope you people appreciate this shit.
Tell you that right goddamn now.
Yeah, I hope so.
If you've not, you piss off all this garbage I gotta do.
I gotta fucking jump through hue hoops so that you people are like, yay, spaghetti or whatever the fuck you people do.
All right, let's go go ahead.
Let's go ahead.
All right.
All right.
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Call us Tyrone.
We will do that if we're not getting any hits.
If we're not getting any hits, we're looking for a friend.
Looking for a friend.
Oh, five to be my 150, brown hair, brown eyes.
I live here for 20 years.
Oh, wow.
50?
Here, let's give her a message.
Hi.
I'm in my late 20s.
I know that you may find that a little young, but I was abandoned by my mommy.
And I would love to try to rekindle that in some kind of relationship or conversation.
I'm self-sufficient.
I have my own place.
I have a job in I.T.
I just need somebody to be my mommy.
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Let's just send it.
Oh, that's it.
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Good morning.
Bernard's evening.
146 here, shall we find it on 15 minutes to connect live with the caller?
Press one.
I ain't got time for that.
Hey, what up, guys?
How do I turn here?
Connor from Selbos.
And I guess that toss like seeming big guy.
He wants to come pound my ass.
Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Record after the tone.
Hi.
You sound like a very horny little slut.
And I'm really digging the very sexual vibes that you're giving out right now.
And just listening to you makes everything tingle in all of my body.
I have a little weird sensation going up my leg.
I have never ever had any sexual intercourse with anybody, but just listening to your voice.
Oh my God.
It's so erotic.
You know, it's just like press one at any time to send it.
I already deliver it.
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Let's just send it.
So, dude.
I want to talk about anything.
Oh, yeah?
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I'm glad I found somebody who's male on the other end.
I wanted to call this line in an attempt to try to gain some connection with my heterosexuality.
But it sounds like, you know, don't take this the wrong way.
You sound like you're a brother, and it sounds like you may be a download brother.
If you want to talk about something, I would love to be, you know, something in which you like bitch me around, like I'm a little, you know, bitch around type of, you know, like, you know, dumb white boy and, you know, all that stuff.
If that sounds like something you're interested in, please get back, okay?
Thank you.
Here's your message.
First one.
All right.
Hey there, guys.
My name is Connie.
I am his friend.
Sorry, Connie.
I am single, and I'm on his mind looking for someone to have a matte caller is currently connected.
She's connected.
Yes, I say she got to.
No.
Hello there, Hispanic female call another week.
I take this here, I'm on my train, I'm on my train, I'm on my train, I'm on my train, I'm on my train.
Jesus Christ!
No, no, no, no, no.
Hold on, I got to send her a message.
I'm sorry.
I would have loved to have found out a little bit more about you, but why are you calling me from what sounds like a bar?
Are you calling me from a bar?
And if so, what are you drinking?
Here's your message.
Message delivered.
Hi, guys.
My name is Nikki.
I'm just a two-year-old white female with long brown hair.
Jesus, that's that slut.
Hey, guys, this is a 33-year-old Hispanic female.
I am ugly.
Can't sleep.
Can't sleep, huh?
A little bored.
All right, let me get to send it ice, please.
Record your message.
Look, I'm going to be very forward because I'm a little desperate.
But if you connect live with me, I would love to, how do the blacks say it?
Dick you down, okay?
Well, dick you down.
I've got a big long schlong, and I want to tell you it's at least 11 inches, and it's cut, okay?
So that means, you know, it's ribbed for her pleasure.
And I'd love to give you a phone banging session like you've never ever had before.
Okay?
Let's just cut the crap and let's just do this, okay?
All right, just throw caution to the wind and let's do this.
Thank you.
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Oh my god.
Look, I'm going to be very forward.
All right, let's just send it.
Message, deliver it.
Send it.
Me, 22.
Okay, okay.
She's hot.
All right.
How are you doing?
You're making me hot with that little exotic talk you've got going on.
Look, I'm a virgin.
All right.
I want to rub one out right now to some woman who's going to get me hot, okay?
I've got an 11 and a half inch schlong right now, and I've got pent-up jism in my sack.
And I need this pent-up jism out of my sack, and I want you to do it, okay?
A little hot tamale.
I want you to do it.
So get back to me and do it.
Do it now.
Here's your message.
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All right.
We're sending it.
We're sending it.
My name is Mancy.
I'm asking.
I know everyone calls me just to connect live with this caller.
Press one.
Hey, what the hell?
Just please record your message.
Record after the tone.
Hit.
Look, I would like for you to just you don't have to say anything.
You don't have to like me or anything.
Just message me back and say, fuck you, Whitey.
Okay?
That's all you have to say.
Just message me back and say, fuck you, Whitey.
Thank you.
Here's your message.
Press one.
I'm just up and bored.
I want to talk to somebody.
So if you want to talk to me, let me know.
All right.
I want to get one of these bitches to say it.
Press one.
I'm going to get one of these bitches to say it.
I'm not even going to.
Record after the tone.
Hit any key when you're done.
Hi.
Look, I would love for you if you could just please do this.
You'd be helping me out beyond belief, okay?
Just message me back and tell me something back vulgar and say, fuck you, Whitey.
Okay?
That's all you have to do.
Please do this for me, okay?
All right.
I mean, do I have to call you like some kind of like, I mean, what do I have to do?
Do I have to call you kunta?
Do I have to throw chitlins at you?
I mean, just do it, please, okay?
You'd be helping me out.
Here's your message.
All right, I'm sorry.
I don't know where that went.
I'm sorry.
It's a joke.
A 37-year-old signing an email just listening to a conversation.
Oh, shit.
Jesus, I can't do this.
I'm on the chat line and I'm feeling very freaky.
And I'm looking for something live.
Very freaky.
And black.
Something like that.
Oh, black.
With no strings attached.
If it's true, I mean, to connect.
Jesus.
This is Navaya.
I'm 31 years old.
I'm calling from Four World, Texas.
Four Wood, Texas.
Just like a girlfriend.
Let's do this.
Please record your message.
Hi.
Look, I'm a white guy, and I know that you're probably thinking, you know, pink Willie or Pink Shrimp or whatever.
But look, I can satisfy you, okay?
I have this rhythmic thing that I do whenever I have oral on a woman, okay?
What I do is, is I, you know, have them lay on their sides, okay?
And then what I do is I put my whole entire face within the gooch region and, you know, and then just start motorboating or just start.
And I'm telling you, that will be better than any black schlong that you come across, okay?
I'm just saying, just give me a try.
Thank you.
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Oh, I gotta hear this.
I gotta hear this.
I'm a white guy.
I know that you probably think, you know, Pink Willie or, you know, Pink Shrimp or whatever.
But look, I keep that inspired, okay?
I have this rhythmic thing that I do whenever I have oral on a woman, okay?
What I do is, is I, you know, have them lay on their side, okay?
And then what I do is I put my whole entire face within the Gooch region and, you know, and then just start motorboating.
And just start.
And I'm telling you, that will be better than any black slong.
All right, that sounds good.
That sounds good.
Oh, we got one.
Mimi.
Oh, did you tell me, fuck you, white boy?
Pick him up with this color.
Yes!
She did it!
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She did it!
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She's locked this collar.
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Heard Greeting Mexican Dress Up00:08:25
What was it?
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I got to hear that again.
Hold on.
...has sent you this message.
Um, fuck you, Whitey.
You can act live with this power.
Press 1.
Fuck you, Whitey.
I'll send her a message.
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Any key when you're done.
Thank you so much.
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Thank you so much.
All right.
That's good enough.
Oh, new collar.
Hey, guys, I'm Kingle.
I live alone here in South of Austin.
We can have a good time.
Have some fun.
Good time.
There you go.
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Please record your message.
Hey, how you doing?
I'm looking for a good time, too.
Tell me what you're interested in.
Okay.
I work in IT.
I have a lot of money saved up.
Love to travel.
I'm in my late 20s.
You know, I'm a virgin, unfortunately, and I think it's because of my awkward communication style.
But I would love to try to get to know you, okay?
So don't just count me out because I'm a virgin.
Okay?
I'm a nice guy.
I have a lot to talk about, okay?
All right.
Thank you.
Here's your message.
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Message delivered.
Come out of here on a spotlight.
You can take this area.
Houston, Texas.
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Please record your message.
Oh, my God.
I've always wanted to talk to a black from Houston.
Let me ask you something.
Did you like Mike Jones?
Do you remember that rapper?
You know, Mike Jones.
Did you like him?
Let me know.
Thank you.
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Hello, guys.
Five foot nine.
Bull figure, British gun hair fine eyes.
Okay.
Now it comes in that good Spanish single Spanish San Antonio.
Please record your message.
Hi.
I'm from the San Antonio area too.
And I listen, I don't, I'm a virgin.
And I'd like to have some kind of sexual gratification from a woman, even if it costs me a little bit of money.
If you understand what I'm saying, I have my own place, or we could rent a hotel.
I have no problem doing that.
I would love to have a hotel room at the downtown area.
I would love to have sex with the windows open and the city out there wide while I've got you open wide.
What does the million-dollar man say?
Everybody has a price.
I'm just throwing it out there, okay?
I'm not insinuating anything.
And if you happen to be law enforcement, this is a joke, okay?
Here's your message.
Let's see what happens.
Yes, located in the Fulworth area, looking for a meeting green to connect live with this collar.
Stupid.
Hey, my mom is Jimmy.
I'm 18.
I'm looking for a one-life stand on BBW.
BBW.
To send an icebreaker, please record your message.
I love BBWs.
Are you like just like a little chubby, or are you really, really fat?
Because I love the fat ones.
And I would love to take you to an all-you-can-eat buffet.
And we can just grub down for at least a five or six hour grub session.
I would love that for Christ's sake.
All right.
Just tell me how fat you are.
Give me a good 300-pounder.
All right.
Are you a good 300-pounder?
You know what I'm saying, Cal Here's your message.
Freshman.
All right.
Message delivered.
Okay, what's up, guys?
That is a 38-year-old calling from the Rio Grande Valley, just checking up or just checking out this morning.
Seeing what it's all about.
All right, let's talk to her.
That collar is currently.
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She's connected.
All the call girls.
All cow girls.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my God.
You sound like a man, baby.
Oh!
What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
Hold on, Just please record your message.
Record after the tone.
Hit any key when you're done.
Oh, my God.
Are you doing what I think that you're doing?
That's so hot.
That's so hot.
Huh?
Can you kind of, you know, put the phone in there while we're going live?
Put the phone in there and I'll just like or something like that.
Please get back to me.
All right.
I will hook you up.
I will love you long time.
I mean, put the phone in there and I'll call.
I'll keep calling and it'll vibrate.
I mean, please get back.
Here's your message.
Message delivered.
Oh, we got one.
Mimi.
We got one.
Has sent you this message.
If you want to talk to me, you can.
I mean, I heard your greeting and I'm just trying to help.
So to connect live with this girl.
Whoa!
She just heard the greeting.
She responded.
She responded to the greeting.
Press four.
Oh, my God.
All right, let's do this.
Press five.
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Please record your message.
All right.
Record after the tone.
Hit any key when you're done.
Well, thank you very much.
I would like to conversate with you if that's possible.
Can I please connect live with you if I have that permission?
And if so, I have a lot of minutes on here.
I would love to talk to you.
You sound like a very sweet girl, and I really do appreciate you understanding my situation.
I'm not trying to be somebody awkward, but apparently, I don't know.
I appreciate it.
Please get back.
Here's your message.
All right, it sounds great.
Self-cringy enough.
Black woman.
Oh, Jesus.
Friends, conversation, not about games.
Send me a message.
What?
To connect live with this gentleman.
Hola.
First and foremost, I am a Latina.
Latina.
We got her.
Looking for something long-term.
Something serious.
But of course, it starts us first and foremost.
5 feet 7 inches tall.
215 pounds.
Let's do this.
Send an icebreaker.
Please record your message.
Record.
This is so perfect because I love tacos.
And by the way, I think that Latinas are just sensuous, okay?
I mean, they just have assets that are unlike any other ethnic minority.
I am in my late 20s.
I am open-minded.
I'm somebody who just wants to get to know somebody to be, you know, getting to know.
I'm really excited because I really do love Mexican food and I love Mexicans.
I just have like a fascination and a fetish of Mexicans.
Sometimes I like to go out and attempt to try to dress like a Mexican.
I buy the little button-up shirt and I only button up the first two buttons and I walk outside and I try to talk to the Mexicans and they're like, hey, Puto, take that fucking shirt off.
And you know, but still, it gets me closer to the Vatos.
Anyway, get back.
I'd love to be with a Mexican.
Here's your message.
All right, let's do that.
Oh, we got boys.
Long girl, I'm not a prostitute.
Dallas Mom Using Bed Phone00:15:21
What?
Keep looking.
I'm not a prostitute.
Keep looking.
Press one.
Reply with me.
Hold on.
She replied, No.
Wait a minute.
She replied, no.
She replied, no.
Hold on.
Hold on.
That collar is currently connected.
No.
I want to send her.
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Press one.
To send an icebreaker.
Press one.
To send a message.
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Two.
Please record your message.
Record ask $600.
Here's your message.
Oh, yeah, I didn't say it right.
Hold on.
I said it in my voice.
Hold on.
Hit any key when you're done.
How about $700?
Here's your message.
All right, there we go.
Let's see what happens.
Let's see what happens.
I love it just that cuddly hamburgers.
What the fuck?
I prefer people who like ghosts.
Who the fuck is this?
To connect yourself with this to send you.
Who the fuck is that?
To please record your message.
Who the fuck are you?
Who in the fuck is this?
How dare you fucking sit over here and then fucking like you're stream sniping me for Christ's sake.
Who the fuck is this?
Here's your message.
Jesus Christ.
Fucking said next shit.
Oh, we gotta fucking wants to connect.
Oh, oh, here it is.
Hey, ghost, I saw my mom do this, and I thought it was really cool to make some friends on this.
So, hey, ghost, hey, Will.
Who the fuck is this?
To connect live.
Connect live.
Thank you.
We're connecting you now.
Who in the fuck is this?
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Say hi.
Hey, who is this?
Hey, ghost.
Who in the fuck is this?
It's me, Azure Kecker.
My mom was using this, and I thought I'd be told to talk to you through it.
Are you fucking your mom?
Was using this?
How in the fuck are you talking to me through this date line?
Because I was just looking for people to talk to because this is like a cool friend hang-up thing.
You gotta be shitting me.
I'm not shitting you.
My mom was using this, like, she uses it to find her guy friends.
You know, you're starting to concern me, you little brat.
You know that?
Your stream sniped me on a fucking dating line.
Dateline?
Like, um, like play dates, so you can, like, hang out with friends through it.
No, no, this is no, no, gamer friends.
This is a fucking dateline.
As a matter of fact, this is more of an adult date line.
What the fuck is your eight-year-old ass doing on here?
And how the hell did you get here?
I'm an adult now.
You're an adult now.
How in the fuck are you an adult, you little brat?
And how are you doing this?
All right, first of all.
How are you doing this shit?
How are you doing this with my phone?
Dog.
Yeah, with your fucking phone.
Who's fucking putting you up there?
Where the fuck are damn it, man?
I mean, I don't even know what the fuck to say, man.
I'm online over here trying to do a damn date line and you fucking show up.
How did you get here?
Seriously.
How the fuck did you get here?
My phone.
I went through this thing my mom was using.
I used the phone button.
So hold on.
Your mom uses this service?
Your mom uses this?
Yeah.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, I don't even know what to say, man.
I mean, what the fuck, dude?
What the fuck?
I mean, what the fuck kind of kid are you?
What kind of sick, corrupted brat and kid are you?
Seriously.
I'm just a normal kid ghost.
What kind of person are you?
You're like, you hit people with your gay belt.
Like, why?
Oh, you know what?
Fuck this kid.
Get me out of here.
I'm not fucking kidding.
You call it close to you.
I mean, hold on.
I mean, how the fuck did this fucking kid even know I was even on her?
How the fuck does that work?
Fucking kid!
God damn it!
Fucking piece of crap!
How the fuck did he know, man?
How the fuck did he know for Christ's sake, man?
Oh, for Christ's sake, man.
It's the fucking kid that always calls up during radio graffiti, man.
What?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Some fucking.
What is this?
My name is Dallas has sent you a message.
Well, thank you for that message.
So, you're 21.
And are you in Dallas?
And there's another thing about a real Mexican woman.
Because it's in the Bible with cat work, you know, the Bible.
The Bible?
We like our men to support it.
And on, stay at home.
I don't know if you know anything about that.
We definitely know how to cook.
Oh, look at this, huh?
Look at this.
The tacos with tacos.
But he um got enough bombies.
Thank you, Chad.
I know how to make more lepo.
Don't let me know, though.
Got me a Mexican.
I got me a Mexican.
She's selling herself.
She's selling herself to me.
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She's selling herself to me.
Skip message.
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Let me hear the last message.
Save this mess.
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Oh, connect live with this.
So she's she's responding to the fucking message.
Skip message.
Press three.
Add this caller.
I never even sent her a message, dude.
All right, let me go ahead and send this message.
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Please record your message.
All right, here we go.
I got me a Mexican.
Hi.
I really do appreciate the message that you sent me.
I completely understand that within the Hispanic culture to have the man take care of the woman.
And I mean, what you just told me, I would take care of you.
I would so take care of you.
I would nurture you like the delicate flower that you are.
I love tacos.
I love what you just mentioned.
I can take care of you.
If you're interested, please get back to me live.
Let me take care of you.
And all I ask from you is not just to feed me tacos, but I want to know what love is.
And I want you to show me.
There we go.
Message to it.
Alright What the fuck What is this?
Mimi has sent you this message.
Christ.
Yes, you can connect live with me.
And I'll try to be as sweet as you need or want me to be able to communicate with me.
Whoa!
I got me a black.
I got me a Mexican, and I got me a black.
Hey, hey, incels.
Incels, hey, what's your problem, bruh?
All right, incels, what's your problem, bruh?
Here, let me see the last message.
Let me hear the last message I sent her.
Here's the last message you sent them.
Well, thank you very much.
I would like to conversate with you if that's possible.
Can I please connect live with you if I have that permission?
And if so, I have a lot of minutes on here.
I would love to talk to you.
You sound like a very sweet girl, and I really do appreciate that.
There you go.
Understanding my situation.
Let me hear what she said again.
Let me see what she said again.
Has sent you this message.
Yes, you can connect live with me.
And I'll try to be as sweet as you need.
Yeah.
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That collar is currently in a connection.
Message instead.
Oh, man.
We got cocked.
We got fucking cocked.
Oh, Mike.
I'll send her a message anyway.
Hi, this is Miss.
Hey, what the hell?
I wanted to send her a message.
35 years of age female.
And it's like two and between 150, 160.
I'm like complex it.
I have lifelong knives.
I'm very outgoing.
I'm down to earth.
I'm independent.
I'm outspoken.
I'm very much so family-oriented.
Yeah, that's okay.
She sounds demanding.
Hey, guys, coming from 75 and Campbell and Richardson staying in a hotel room.
Whoa.
If I need to host a big daddy with a big cock...
Alright, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Please record your message.
Record after the tone.
Hit any key when you're done.
Hey.
Hey, uh, how you doing?
Um, I've never been with anyone.
I would love to try my first time with you, if that's all okay.
Um, I just would like to know how hung you are because I'm just gonna be a little uncomfortable with a tranny with a bigger cock than mine.
So, if you could tell me how long you are and whether or not you're cut or not.
Here's your message.
Message delivered.
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Hey, guys.
First, I want to say that I don't meet up or give out my number.
So, please don't ask or try to give me yours.
I'm just here for your pleasure.
Whoa.
I'll be your fantasy.
Whoa.
I'll be your nasty slut.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Please record your message.
Record after the tone.
Hit any key when you're done.
I like the way you're going with this, baby.
What I'd like for you to do is please be Wonder Woman.
And I'm Superman.
And I have taken control of your golden Lariat.
And I have tied you to the bed.
And I am going to force you to tell the truth.
I'm going to force you to tell the truth by bringing out my big 11 and a half inch Superman schlong to penetrate every orifice of your body.
And I'm going to do it aggressively.
And I'm going to do it roughly, okay?
And I'd like for you to say, oh, Superman, please take me.
I am the benevolent Wonder Woman.
And I am going to bow to you.
And I'm going to say, you better bow, bitch.
You better bow.
Get back.
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All right.
I like the way you're going with this, baby.
What I'd like for you to do is please be Wonder Woman.
And I'm Superman.
And I have taken control of your golden Lariat.
And I have tied you to the bed.
We got it.
We got it.
Oh, we got one.
Sent you this message.
Wow, $700.
Well, why don't you use that money to go buy you something nice for yourself?
Have a good one because you mean by me.
To connect live with this, to send an icebreaker, press one.
Please record your message.
You're a tough one, but now I'm motivated even more, okay?
$1,500 cash.
I have it right here.
I have it right here.
Here's your message.
Message to me.
Can't sleep.
Anybody has some ideas what I can do.
What?
Oh, buddy, can you inform me to help me?
Okay, I got it.
To send an icebreaker, please record your message.
Yeah, well, you know what?
I want to do some role playing, okay?
I'm an incel.
Okay, I have I'm an involuntary celibate.
I haven't had sex.
But here's the role play.
I am so pent up with jism that I can't help it anymore.
And that I go and break into your house and I see you there lying on the bed.
And what I do is just ravage you like I was just some inhumane Neanderthal that was just taking advantage of you.
And I was telling you, this is what you're missing with me.
This is what you're missing with me.
I'm the man.
I'm not an incel anymore.
Right, bitch?
And you're going to say, no, you're not.
You're not.
And I'm going to fucking force it.
I'm going to force it.
Get back.
Here's your message.
Oh, we got another one.
Thank you, Mary.
That Dallas has sent you this message.
I tried to connect to you, but it told me that you're not available at the moment to connect.
So I don't know what was that about.
Well, uh-oh.
Oh, she's getting jealous.
If you're in Dallas, um, I would like to know exactly how old are you?
Um, because I'm older than you.
If you're mid-20s, I'm 39.
So, all right, and I'm not to send an icebreaker.
Please record your message.
I'm sorry, I didn't.
I don't know what happened with the connection, but I would definitely like to talk to you.
Look, I'm in my late 20s.
Age is nothing but a number to me.
I loved what you said.
I loved how you said that you're a Latina and that all you want to do is just cook and clean and let the man go out and make the money.
And I have a very generous income.
I have a very generous income.
I just, I need somebody to, you know, to take care of me, okay?
You sound like that perfect senorita.
And I'd love to serenade you whenever it's your birthday or whenever it's our anniversary.
Serenate you outside of your bedroom while I play the guitar and say, Mia Moore, Mia Moore, I adore Mia Moore.
Discombobulated Kid Calling Dateline00:08:05
Get back.
Thank you.
Here's your message.
Message delivered.
New collar close to you.
I'm actually off about the following things: writing, drawing, and being a capitalist.
What the fuck?
To connect live with this collar, press one.
Are you fucking kidding me?
To send an icebreaker.
Press one, please.
Record your message.
You fucking son of a bitch.
All right.
Listen, I'm doing my own thing over here, you fucking pieces of shit.
You're gonna ruin everything for everybody else that's listening to the fucking broadcast right now, you fucking trolls.
All right, I'll end this fucking show if you fucking idiots keep this shit up.
Fucking asshole.
Jesus Christ.
Or press two for normal delivery.
You fucking son of a bitch.
Yeah, no, send that shit.
Oh, great.
Wants to connect with you.
And being a capitalist.
Fucking connect with this fucking baggage.
Thank you.
We're connecting you now.
I'm telling you, there's people, this person's gonna ruin it for you all.
He's gonna ruin it.
By pressing the pound key.
Say hi.
Who in the fuck is that?
Who is this shit?
Say hi.
Spells Sir Reagan backwards.
What does it stand for?
N I G G E R S.
Oh my Buddha.
It's the N word.
It's the N words.
What the fuck?
You're wasting.
You're wasting.
I'm not fucking racist.
I'm a melting pot of freaking.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm fucking disconnected.
Disconnect the shit Disconnect the fucking Turn the shit out Disconnect the fucking shit, man.
Fucking piece of shit.
Son of a bitch.
You fuckers, man.
I'm not joking.
If I hear another one of these sons of bitches, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
No radio graffiti for you pieces of shit.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
How fucking dare you, trolls?
How fucking dare you, fucking trolls, man.
I'm not fucking kidding.
This is not good damn it, man.
God damn it!
For Christ's sake, man!
Anyway, uh, shut up!
Oh my god, God.
Oh, my God.
You know, I don't even know if I could continue going after that shit.
I mean, this is fucked up, man.
I've got the eight-year-old fucking kid calling me up.
I got some, I don't know, some fucking asshole doing splices calling me up.
I'm on a dateline!
I'm on a fucking date line right now, for fuck's sake, you fucking fucking goddamn bangass!
Fucking shit!
Oh, damn it!
This is not funny.
You people in the chat room better shut the fuck up or I'm ending the shit.
Fucking pieces of crap.
You call it close to you.
Jesus Christ.
Hey there, this is Angie.
Just online looking for someone to talk to.
Just some great conversation and kind of go from there.
Oh, fucking.
I can't even do this.
I am discombobulated, dude.
I'm discombobulated after that shit.
I'm residing in Austin.
Oh, God.
Hey, guys, it's so funny.
I'm fucking flustered, dude.
I can't fucking do this shit.
I'm not even joking around.
This is not funny.
Shut up in the fucking chat room, dude.
Shut up.
You know what?
Fuck you, people.
Yellow bones.
You know what?
Take this shit off.
I'm not fucking doing this shit.
You fucking people.
I'm over here.
I'm doing this fucking shit for you, man.
And this is how you fucking repay me.
Shut the fuck up in the chat room.
It's not fucking funny, man.
It's not fucking funny.
You're a fucking bunch of bastards.
I'm over here.
I'm on here for five hours and 32 minutes for you fucking pieces of shit.
There's nothing funny about it.
I'm doing this dateline for you.
I bought fucking minutes, asshole.
I bought fucking minutes.
Oh, you promised us.
Fuck you, man.
You can thank that eight-year-old little fucking bastard and whoever the hell did that splice.
You can thank them for no fucking radio graffiti, for Christ's sake.
I'm not a fucking liar.
You fucking people have stepped over the line on this one.
All right?
You've stepped over the fucking line.
And let me tell you something.
I'm pissed.
I'm fucking pissed.
Now fuck you.
There's no fucking radio graffiti.
Shut the fuck up.
You people have made a mockery of me.
You've made a mockery of this show.
I bought fucking dateline minutes for Christ's sake.
I bought fucking dateline minutes, you fuckers.
Man, fuck you in the chat.
You know what?
Give me the fuck out.
Yo, fuck go fuck yourselves, alright?
Alright, I've got an eight-year-old little fucking fanggy kid calling me up on a dateline, alright?
I've got some asshole giving me a splice on my fucking day.
I'm doing this for you, you fuckers!
I'm telling, I'm getting the fuck out.
Yo, fuck you in the chat room.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, fucking dish.
Fucking fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, man.
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
There's nothing that you stupid pieces of shit can say.
You can thank those two shitheads.
You can thank those two shits who called me on the date line and try to make a mockery out of my own fucking show.
Fuck you, man.
I'm out of here.
And let me tell you something.
If you think that I'm going to fucking come back on Monday, go fuck yourself.
And what the fuck?
Take your goddamn tampon out of your ass and get back to work, Wheels.
Jesus Christ.
And what the hell is this?
Be sure to thank American Game Master for that.
Fuck you.
Be careful, ghost.
I may be giving you a call, and please call me.
Fuck you, and fuck, you know what?
Fuck.
You know what?
I'm fucking tired of you fucking people, alright?
Alright?
Shut up in the chat room, you know, with shit.
And fuck you, me magician girl.
And fuck that eight-year-old, stupid, dumbass, little idiotic, dumb fucking kid that continues to be a pimple on my ass.
And fuck that stupid asshole that get a fucking splice on my fucking shoe.
I fucking spent money.
I spent money on that fucking dateline for Christ's sake, man.
I spent money buying minutes, for Christ's sake.
Fuck you, man.
I'm out of here.
Get the fuck out.
What?
What the fuck, the pimp?
What the fuck do you want?
End it like you did yesterday, Wheels, but fuck you, man.
Stop.
I wish this was your fucking face, you fucking baggass.