Ghost navigates E3 2019 controversies, including The Sims 4's LGBTQ+ additions and Madden NFL 20's marketing, while debating the origins of the KKK and addressing incel violence linked to economic despair. He mocks televangelist Kenneth Copeland's $40 million jet claims and satirizes a fake prayer session demanding donations for AIDS cures. The broadcast features chaotic interactions on Red Hot Dateline, where Ghost roleplays as Alex Jones and nearly converts a Christian caller to Luciferianism under troll pressure, ultimately defending his non-monetized model against accusations of racism and incompetence before signing off for Monday's show. [Automatically generated summary]
Anyway, I want you to spread this show around the internets and throughout the world.
And let everybody you know, let them know that the Saturday Night Troll Show is in effect and in the house.
And we are live, baby.
And shut up in the chat room saying I'm late.
All right?
Shut up in the chat room saying I'm late.
All right.
I'm right on time.
And you know what time it is.
It's Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Troll Show.
Episode six, baby.
All right.
You're damn right.
Spread this show around the internets and throughout the world, baby.
Let them know! Let them know! Let them know! Let them know!
You're damn right.
All right.
Let me go ahead and take out the music for Christ's sake.
Of course, Engineer is not here.
And, of course, we already got, who the hell did we just get here?
Somebody already donated.
All right.
Dark Me Magician Girl.
Who are we rating tonight?
Who are we rating tonight?
I don't know.
Let me get the show started first there, Dark Meme Magician Girl.
And then we'll start going out and start rating people.
All right.
Let me, I want to be honest with you.
You're lucky I'm even here for episode six of the Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night troll show.
All right, folks.
As you know, folks, it's a completely different format of the ghost show.
It's the Saturday Night Troll Show here.
What is this?
Hall Manta Payment.
Oh my God.
Bang, bang, bang.
Yee-haw.
When I grow up, I want to be a capitalist and drink beer and be a little bit more.
Here we go with the stupid ass troll text to speeches.
I mean, did y'all have enough yesterday?
Engineer, help me clean it up before my mom finds out.
Oh, didn't y'all have enough yesterday with this crap, man?
I'm not even joking around.
In the field of local live hall manta.
Oh, here's Khabee.
What is it, Kabeeb?
All right, what is this?
All right.
Who do you think will win, Terny Ferguson or Donald Cerrone?
That's a very serious question.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Daddy Ghost Baby Boy, whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean.
Anyway, listen, I think that I don't know.
I like Cowboy Cerrone, baby.
He's been kicking some ass lately in the UFC.
So I'm going to have to go with Cowboy Cerroni.
As a matter of fact, don't we have a boxing match?
You know, isn't Golufkin Triple G also fighting tonight?
You see, I'm wasting another weekend with you, trolls, okay?
And I want to tell everybody out there, you should be a little bit appreciative that I'm even here.
I mean, lest we forget that we had a major goddamn blackout on Thursday.
All right.
I was damn near out of power for 24 hours, sweating my damn balls off, couldn't even have a decent night's sleep.
And then I came on Friday.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
I just finished watching yesterday's show your reactions on Mr. Mr. Nolegs.
No legs shit was funny as hell.
You should do a movie.
Watch some of that.
You know what?
I'm going to find Mr. Nolegs.
That actually looked like a pretty good movie.
But what I didn't like is that Mr. Nolegs gets shot in the face at the end, man.
All right.
I mean, I thought Mr. Nolegs, you know, was going to really, you know, kick some ass.
But no, the adventures of Mr. Nolegs, at least from the clip we saw, he ends.
It's it.
It's the end.
It's the end of Mr. Nolegs.
And I thought that was a pretty decent movie, to say the least, even though you idiots were fucking donating it to try to try to troll me.
I want to remind everybody this is the Saturday Night Troll show.
We are not doing 15 buckers.
Sims, Madden, and Ghost Reactions00:15:44
All right.
We're not doing 15 buckers.
We may do some media shares, which are eight bucks and a little bit, but we are not doing no 15 buckers.
So don't do that.
That's the ghost show when we do that.
All this other nonsense.
So just, I'm just putting that out there.
All right.
Now, since it is the Saturday Night Troll show, I usually talk about some tech stuff.
I'm looking at the tech news right now.
I mean, everybody's at this E3.
Everybody's at this E3 2019, which is, I guess, some kind of a gaming con.
And that's what's literally taking up all the headlines in the tech arena.
They're talking about, I mean, they're talking about all kinds of stuff.
Now, I don't know if y'all heard about this.
Let me see if I can find it.
I read this.
I have to bring it up, even though I shouldn't.
But I want to tell everybody that since this is Pride Month, all right.
Oh, look, everybody's like, oh, here he goes with Pride Month.
Oh, here he goes.
Listen, I'm not kidding around, folks, okay?
I saw it here earlier.
Let me see if I can find it here again.
It was right off the hot wire.
What?
In the field of local.
Oh, I can't get enough of you, trolls.
Shut up, ghost.
I can't get enough of you guys.
You can't get enough of us.
Sure.
Sure, yeah.
I just can't get enough.
Yeah, okay, sure.
I want to talk about the Sims, folks.
I read about this earlier.
I'm trying to find the article.
How quaint I can't find the article, but from what I understand, the Sims 4 announced that they are going to add an LGBT component to their Sims reality-based game.
I'm trying to look for it right now.
How convenient.
I can't find it.
All I could find is all the other garbage games that are being introduced out here.
I mean, did I read that Madden 20?
Madden 20?
Do we really need another fucking Madden for Christmas?
Listen, I haven't played games in a long time, obviously, folks.
So maybe I'm not the one that should be talking about this.
But I mean, how many more Maddens do we need?
I mean, what exactly are they doing?
How exactly are they, you know, revolutionizing the game every time they bring some garbage out?
I don't know.
Can somebody explain that one to me?
Can somebody explain that one?
I'm just saying.
Oh, here it is.
I think we got it.
I think this is it.
Is this?
Yes, I think we got it.
All right, here it is.
Let me go ahead and put it up.
All right, let me stop this stupid ad from playing here.
All right, here we go.
Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
Here it is, folks.
The Sims 4 will add LGBTQ plus pride items in the partnership with, I don't, get the fuck off my screen.
With its get, with it gets better.
It gets better project.
It gets better.
It gets better.
Let's read this, okay?
June is Pride Month, and there are many LGBTQ plus celebrations that take place around the world.
During the EA Play event ahead of E3 2019, the company announced that the Sims 4 will be getting a suite of new Pride theme items to celebrate the LGBTQ community.
Can you fuck off?
The new items come as a partnership with the It Gets Better project, a nonprofit that works on uplifting LGBTQ plus people.
LGBTQ plus people?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Additions include clothing as well as gender-neutral bathroom doors, which is currently unavailable in the game.
Gender-neutral bathroom doors.
I'm telling you, folks, this whole political correctness is going for your video games.
And I know that you gamers out there don't like getting political, but y'all better start taking aside unless you want to have your whole reality.
And I'm talking your virtual reality rewritten in some weird capacity, but let's go on here.
All right.
PC players will get access to the new Pride items beginning June 18th, while console players will get them on July.
The content is also coming to the Sims Free Play and The Sims Mobile.
Jesus, there's this many Sims games for Christ's sake.
The announcement did not specify, however, whether the items will be available for purchase or will they simply be free additions.
Oh, now it all comes clear, right?
Let me tell you, if The Sims actually charges for these LGBTQ items, we know what this is about.
All right, this is an attempt at virtue signaling while at the same time, you know, trying to trying to make a buck, huh?
Trying to make a buck.
All right, The Sims series has a long history of being inclusive of different sexualities and identities.
Beginning with the original game, Sims could form romantic relationships with anyone, regardless of gender or their dating history.
Oh, yeah, because you really can't get the AIDS in The Sims.
I'm just saying, in The Sims 4, there are now options for transgendered Sims, and while binary, there are much more than most character creators currently offer.
The upcoming gender-neutral bathroom doors seems like a step in a more non-binary, inclusive direction for the game.
Can you believe this shit?
In other Sims news, The Sims 4 seventh expansion Island Living was announced.
The expansion adds a new world called Solani, which is largely based on the Polynesian culture.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Are you joking?
I mean, this is how we're getting out here in our video games now.
We got to be so goddamn inclusive.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Anyway, be on the lookout for that.
I'm glad I found that because that's what's happening next in The Sims over here.
What's up, Ell?
How you doing, man?
How you doing?
Oh, my God.
I'm hyped for more news on Cyberpunk 2077 this E3.
That game looks sick and the table.
Everybody's out for the game.
There's a lot of games being introduced at E3.
Cheers to you, El.
Press amen if you want me to do something.
Hey, Pastor Steven Anderson, can you get off my nuts, dude?
Seriously, all right?
Ghost is going out.
All right, listen, I know your God is a, you know, he's a hateful God.
He wants to throw me in hell and shit.
You remind me of one of these street preachers.
I'm not even joking.
I've said this.
I said the story before.
I saw a street preacher and he was saying, oh, Jesus is lard and all this other crap.
And he was handing out pamphlets.
And on the pamphlet, I swear to God, slag with a beat bag.
Hold on, what is this?
Oh, my God.
Try to make Ghost in The Sims, but they still don't have wheelchairs.
Oh, well, first of all, I'm not in a wheelchair asshole.
And secondly, now they're discriminating against disabled.
They care more about gender-neutral bathrooms than they do about wheelchair-accessible facilities.
That just says a lot of what the hell The Sims are going.
Now, listen, I want to tell you the story, okay?
They were handing out pamphlets, and on the pamphlet, it was like a hand-drawn pamphlet that was copied, obviously.
And it showed Jesus, all right, like body slamming people into a pit of fire.
All right.
I'm not joking.
Like, Jesus loves you.
And then it's got like a Jesus throwing people into a pit of fire.
All right.
That sounds like Pastor Steven Anderson, for Christ's sake.
And I thought Jesus was a forgiving person.
I thought he was a, hell, he was forgiving.
I don't even forgive me.
All right.
Saturday Night Wheelchair Show.
Really funny assholes.
Look, I'm not in a wheelchair.
Shut the fuck up about that garbage.
All right.
We're talking about a lot of different things out here.
Like I said, look, here, let's just talk about Madden since I was just talking about it.
Who here plays Madden?
All right, press one in the chat room if you happen to play Madden because I don't understand it.
Okay, great.
It's a football game.
We simulate like we're actually football players.
I mean, how many goddamn plays do you have to choose from on both offense and defense?
Like a handful for Christ's sake?
I mean, give me a break.
It's a stupid game.
I never really liked it for Christ's sake.
Look, people like it.
People like it.
Let's go ahead and put the damn PC shot.
Madden NFL 20, new gameplay details and closed beta revealed E3 2019.
I'm telling you, today's the day.
Today's the day for E3.
What is it?
The field of local live home.
Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog is donated here.
Hey, Ghost, it's been a while since I've donated.
Anyways, I just want to say that eight years ago on this day, you introduced our favorite part of the broadcast, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, he's going back in history.
Happy eighth to Radio Graffiti Ghost.
Eighth, really?
Eight years ago today, we started Radio Graffiti.
Look at this.
Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog going back in history in the show's history.
So I tell you that, cheers to that right there.
Let's go ahead.
And matter of fact, we may have Radio Graffiti here in the second hour.
I know I promised people.
So we're going to go ahead and do that.
We're going to open up the phone lines and all that stuff.
But we're going to talk about some things.
I know everybody's excited about E3.
All right, go ahead and put the PC shot.
Now, we got Madden 20 here.
At EA Play 2019, EA revealed that latest details for Madden NFL 20.
I'm telling you, if John Madden isn't living off these games alone, I don't know what the hell he's doing.
Including the return of the Pro Bowl.
Pro Bowl sucks.
You know that?
You know what the Pro Bowl really is?
It's an excuse for the NFL to justify playing in Hawaii.
All right.
That's what it is.
All right.
It's what it is.
Oh, my God.
Eight years of shekel god.
Fuck you.
Whoever donated that, go shove it up your ass.
All right.
I mean, seriously, that's what the Pro Bowl is.
It's nothing but an excuse for the entire NFL league to go to Hawaii.
All right.
And ironically, you know that John Madden never went to Hawaii because he has a fear of flying and he doesn't fly anywhere.
So he doesn't go to the Hawaii Pro Bowl.
Just a little footnote for all those that are out there.
Anyway, Madden 20, NFL 20 players will be able to play the Pro Bowl as the game installs and get a chance to see some new features.
Hetero Pride.
I stand with the Straight Pride Parade in Boston.
Oh, man.
You fags can take a dick in the axle.
Hey, hey, hold on.
Wait a minute.
Let's not be hateful.
All right.
Stop forcing somebody.
Let's not be hateful.
Hey, let's not be hateful here, okay?
All right.
We can have heterosexual pride without being hateful.
Those are hateful words, and this show does not condone that.
And I want to be straightforward and on the record about that.
All right.
These people that are doing this to text-to-speech, they're doing their thing, and it is what it is.
I don't condone that.
And everybody in the chat room, shut up, all right?
Nobody asked for your opinion either.
So just shut your stupid stinking hole.
All right, let's continue here.
All right, because everybody likes games right now.
Let's go ahead and continue.
As previously detailed, face a franchise QB1 is Madden's NFL 20s career mode that will allow fans to create a college quarterback and play through the college football national championship playoff, the NFL Combine, the NFL draft, and then a career starting as a quarterback in the NFL.
Well, I guess that's a little bit, I don't know, it sounds a little who knows.
Anyways, let me just continue.
There will be new scenario challenges that will allow players to improve their QB standings and ratings.
What?
Heritage, not hate 2020.
Let's not do that.
All right.
This isn't, we're not pro-white supremacists here, okay?
We're not neo-Nazis here, okay?
All right, let's not start promoting that garbage.
All right, this is not an alt-right.
We don't condone the alt-right or the white nationalists.
We don't condone that here, all right?
You sick bastards.
Now, with that being said, let's take a look at this.
Let's go ahead and take a look at what the hell this is all about.
Do you suffer from search fatigue?
What the fuck?
What's the chronic condition caused by endless searching?
What the hell?
It's a real condition.
Well, suffer no more.
Introducing TikTok.
Engineered with our new lean back.
Funny videos.
One right after the other.
So stop just advertising.
Just lean back and swipe.
TikTok's downloading now.
Who's the ad person for this, dude?
That was so stupid.
Oh, my God.
That was stupid.
Hey, what is this?
The Rye guy.
Doom Eternal looks badass.
Also, the game developers don't like political correctness.
Really?
Huh?
So they got a new Doom out there?
I didn't read about that.
We'll go ahead and see if we can find out about that.
But I want to see the gameplay and the trailer for Madden here.
Go ahead and play it.
I've always loved competing.
Oh, yeah.
They got the young guy.
They got the kid.
There's no added expectation.
They got the kid here from the Chiefs.
What a phenom this kid is as a quarterback.
I'm just that same guy that's been a long time in the word my whole entire life.
What's up, Mahomes?
Now it's about pushing myself.
The phenom, baby.
You want to know why it makes him such a phenom quarterback?
He's got both the black and the occasional satisfaction.
He's got the athleticism of the black athlete.
And he's got the smart white quarterback stronger than figures.
He's unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Look at Mahomes.
Every single year from college to come into the league.
So I guess this is the sell point of the Madden 20 is that you get to be a college quarterback that comes into the NFL and goes through the combine and all that.
I guess that's the new sell point.
My expectation was to win the Super Bowl.
I thought we were going to smell that.
But of course, they're using Mahomes to sell this.
Is Mahomes on the cover?
Here, here's the trailer here.
Don't give me another.
Oh, wait, Oculus Quest.
Hold on.
They're reading my mind.
Look at them.
Come on, ghost.
Think about Oculus.
So what if Mark Cuckerberg owns it?
Look at this.
I'm still thinking HTC or the index by Valve.
Hold on, what is this?
What?
Somebody else?
Infowars.com.
Who the fuck did that for two bucks?
All right, let's go ahead and this better be the fucking actual trailer.
Give me some gameplay here.
All right, we get it.
You got all these young players.
I want to see some gameplay.
Stop ordering.
I'm intermixing rappers with goddamn sports.
I'm sick of these rappers.
Oh, my God.
There once was a man named Dave who found a dead hooker in a cave.
He said, what the hell?
can stand the smell and look at the money i save dude that was you i hope you didn't write that you sick idiot because if you did i would turn you into your local pd vice squad to make sure you're not out here doing some sick ass crap All right?
Now, listen, I don't want to see a rapper.
I'm tired of rappers in sports.
I'm sick and tired of them.
Ones you wish you taken.
Hey, where is the gameplay?
Mark Holmes.
Mark Bill Holmes play, but I want to see actual Madden gameplay.
See, it's our time to show up.
I'm not listening to this.
I'm not listening to this.
Anyway, we get it.
Population Control and LGBT Agendas00:05:10
All right.
Everybody gets it.
All right.
I don't understand why we need another Madden to begin with.
I'm going to be honest.
20?
Madden 20?
For Christ's sake, is this for real?
What is this?
D-Ray!
one gives a fuck about football what matters more is that mexico agreed to take action at border months before trump made the deal shove it up here Look, we're not talking about that right now, D-Ray.
All right.
We're talking about E9.
All right.
We're talking.
Excuse me.
We're talking about Madden 20.
Excuse me.
We're talking about other things right now.
We're not talking about the fucking border wall.
All right.
Fucking sick maniac.
And as a matter of fact, Mexico bow down to the president.
All right.
Let's just leave it at that.
Mexico bow down.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Where would high-profile blacks be without sports Jews and rap music?
Oh, dude, that's horrible to say.
First of all, I don't know where Jews came up in that little statement.
All right, but are you assuming that that's the only way blacks could be successful is through sports and rap?
Although it may seem that way.
I'm going to be completely honest.
I mean, you take a look at goddamn VH1 with the loving hip-hop series.
I mean, I've been very critical about this.
I don't understand why any high-intellectual profile black wouldn't come out and be against these loving hip-hop little stupid shows, these shows that show that the more degenerate and the more foul-mouthed and the more disgusting you are as a ghetto-fied piece of trash, the more popular you are, it seems in this pop culture.
All right.
I'm telling you right now, all the civil rights folks back in the old days are spitting their graves right now.
They're spinning in their dim graves.
All right.
Oh, my God.
The word faggot isn't hateful.
The media and LGBT turned it into such.
The Bible refers to faggots as the imperfect sinners.
Our language was given to us by God.
Where are all these religious people coming from?
Where are all these religious people?
Are you bringing these religious people over here, Pastor Steven Anderson?
Is that you?
Are you bringing these people over here for Christ's sake?
We don't need no Baptist sermons.
All right, dude.
GX in the chat, baby.
Oh, my God.
The full movie Mr. No Legs In on YouTube.
Oh, yeah.
I tried to get the Aaron Louise Comulary live stream on Instagram to view the Saturday Night Troll show, and they crapped themselves at the mention of ghost, and their live stream has stopped.
Hey, dude, I'm telling you.
Hey, GX in the chat.
What's going on, everybody who's GXing in the chat?
I know that you people think that I'm bloviating myself, that I'm being narcissistic whenever I say that yours truly is infamous on the internet.
I'm not fucking around, boys.
All right.
I am the internet underground at this point in time.
Do you understand that?
And I've been that way for over 11 years.
All right.
I am the underground.
And that's why everybody out there is a little afraid when they talk about old ghosts.
And it's not just me.
It's actually you folks that they're afraid of.
They know that the caliber of troll and hacker that listens to this broadcast is very dangerous.
And they don't want none of that kind of spotlight, man.
They don't want none of your attention.
And that's why everybody out there, when you mention the word ghost or true capitalist radio, the Go show or the Saturday Night Troll Show, they don't want to have nothing to do with it, man.
They don't want your attention.
They don't want your attention.
You guys are sick.
You guys do some very outlandish things over the internet.
You scare people.
And that's why they don't want to mention my name.
Ghost is an NWO shill trying to push the new world gay order.
Wait a minute.
What the fuck are you talking about?
First of all, I hate Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi.
And secondly, this is the first time I've ever heard the new world order in reference as the new gay world order.
The new gay world order?
Is that where we're headed now?
That it's gays conspiring to take over the world?
Is this it?
That's the upper echelon of the elites is a bunch of homosexuals.
And now they're trying to make everybody else a homo for what?
For what?
I don't understand that.
I mean, if I was an elitist and if I wanted to make the world gay, it would be to lower the population.
I mean, let's just be honest.
It would be to lower the population.
We talked about this yesterday when we were talking about Carlos Maza and his proud emphasis on taking prep or Travada.
In my personal view, I think that if there was an agenda to try to make everybody homosexual, it'd be to deplete any kind of population growth that could potentially jeopardize the elite standings in the current world of economics, politics, and sociality.
But that's just my opinion.
Because lest we forget what makes the elites elites, I don't mean to bring this up on the show, but what makes these elites elites?
Morrissey Quotes and Confederate Ghosts00:06:32
Family, all right?
Everybody talks about the Rothschilds and the Rockefellers.
What makes them consistent?
Family.
And what are the new standards of sociality that's being introduced in media, that's being introduced in entertainment?
The breakup of the family.
All right.
The breakup of the family.
We got a lot of lonely people out there.
I mean, isn't that what the Beatles said?
Huh?
Look at all the lonely people.
And folks, that's not what life is meant to be.
Life is not meant to be lonely.
All right.
I mean, it was Morrissey.
And look, I find it ironic that Morrissey is now being labeled as a Nazi, as some kind of a sick right-winger when Morrissey was one of the fucking original four-eyed hipster fruits out in the 80s, for Christ's sake, man.
And it was like Morrissey.
And I'm telling you, you're not meant to stay and be alone.
It's like what Morrissey said.
I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does.
I mean, that's what life's about.
And it's this social construct that's being pushed on us on many different capacities is to break that up.
All right.
The KKK are essentially just racist trickers.
What?
Seriously, if you think anyone is going to take you seriously wearing shit ghost costumes and calling yourselves wizards and dragons, then you really must be the product of inbreeding.
You're an idiot, dude.
You need to learn where the intro to the Ku Klux Klan came from, all right?
The reason that they're wearing those stupid white sheets is to signify the ghost of the Confederacy, you morons.
It was the Democrats that brought up and created the Ku Klux Klan.
Because lest we forget, it was the Democrats or the Dixiecrats that were the predominant party during the Southern pre-antebellum and post-antebellum.
All right.
So for you idiots that are trying to sit here and give me a history lesson on things, you ain't going to be able to do so, boy.
All right.
I got me a brain.
All right.
And I'm telling you right now, all right, the Ku Klux Klan was created post-antebellum by the Dixiecrats.
All right.
This is a Democrat creation.
And those white little sheets signify the ghost of the Confederacy.
All right.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
The Gay X Show?
This is the digital.
Fuck you.
All right.
All right.
You know why you're saying gay this, gay that?
It's because you, you like an ass, especially a dirty, ripe-smelling ass.
That's what you people like.
All right.
I don't like that shit.
All right.
I know you people are trying to push me that direction because, you know, for whatever reason, the LGBTQ are a bunch of like gang initiators.
You know, they travel in droves and try to peer pressure you into, you know, doing some kind of surprise butt sex stuff.
But that, no, that ain't here, baby.
All right.
The sign on my ass says do not enter.
And I keep saying that to you, sons of bitches.
But no, you still want to take a whiff of my butt crack.
I don't understand it.
I don't understand it.
Oh, here's Evil Mira for what the fuck do you want?
I can't believe Ghost would blame the engineer for banning people when it is all him being for you.
You don't even know what you're talking about.
All right.
The engineer has my permission.
He's not here today.
He has my permission to ban anybody he wants.
Jesus Christ.
A murder-suicide room isn't complete without a ghost to occupy it.
See, look at this.
They want me dead.
You see this?
I got fucking people that want me fucking dead.
Look at this guy.
Helicopter Prince.
Look at this idiot.
Murder-suicide room isn't complete without a ghost.
I mean, listen, assholes, if this is the way you're going to treat me, I'll just end the fucking broadcast now.
All right.
I'll just end this broadcast right now.
I want to be honest with you.
I don't really want to do this broadcast.
And the reason is, folks, is because I have literally a local live.
Fucking macho talking.
He stood me up so essentially I drove 100 miles to drink a white Russian alone in a fancy restaurant.
The white Russian was not even good.
So how's your night going?
Dude, I hope that's not for real.
I hope you're trolling Macho Taco.
But if you did do that, I'm sorry to hear that.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Ghost, you of everyone here should understand why they're trying to turn the world gay.
Yeah?
The people whom are in charge of this world are all believers of Satan and the Satanists.
And whether you like it or not, homosexuality is a sin against God.
Oral plus anal.
It's a sin against God.
A sexual act.
All right.
That's what it is.
It's Satanism.
Listening to you at work, cheers.
Also, love E3 favorite time of year.
Madden has been a yearly thing.
S-I-N-C-R back in the 90s, 2000.
Hey, man, I can't believe that people are still buying it.
Cyberpunk and Crash Racing.
It's a Kart Racer F-T-O-A.
Man, everybody's, yeah, look at that.
Everybody's ready for new games out here, huh?
Local live hall mentor.
Helicopter ride for ghost.
Crab crab, crab, crab, ghost is dead.
Crab, crab, crab, crab.
Fuck you, asshole.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
I'm tired of you people sitting over here and trying to tell me that I don't know that you want me dead.
All right.
Now, first and foremost, whether or not the elites practice Satanism, that's, you know, maybe one issue.
All right.
But let's be honest.
The reason the elites are the elites is because they have family.
All right.
All right.
The Rothschilds, the reason that they have stood the test of time is because they have family.
Rockefeller's family.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Red rum, red rum, red rub.
What did you just fucking finish watching The Shining Boy?
Huh?
You're that little autistic kid from The Shining?
Rad rhyme.
Rad rhyme.
Jesus Christ.
And like I said, folks, what family does, it creates a bond in which can't be broken.
That's why the governments are in fears of families.
Because if the government does something to your family, there's going to be people that are going to be motivated to get some kind of retribution because of that family tie.
Texas Boys, Rothschilds, and Margaritas00:05:18
And if you're just some stupid idiot that's alone and the government does something against you, who's looking?
Who's looking?
In the field of local live halls.
Anchor baby.
Oh, my God.
Ghost equals Ghost of the Confederacy.
Inner circle equals AK.
Shut up, dude.
Shut the fuck up.
All right.
First of all, I am not racist, regardless of what that lucha says.
I'm not racist.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Ghost likes water sport.
Fuck you.
All right.
And don't talk to me in emojis, for Christ's sake.
All right.
Now, I am a melting pot of friendship, and everybody knows that at this point in time.
And for you to say anything else is a goddamn false indictment.
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
I shouldn't even be here, dude.
I'm wasting another fucking weekend with you trolls.
And this is how you sons of bitches fucking treat me, man.
I mean, folks, I have literally, I think within the past three or four days, I've had like maybe seven or eight hours sleep.
I couldn't go to sleep the whole evening when we had our fucking lights turn out for Christ's sake because of some 20-minute storm.
And I'm telling you, a 20-minute storm took out 200,000 fucking homes without power out here in San Antonio.
And that's why I'm telling you, don't, do not come out here to this shitbag town, all right?
San Antonio sucks, all right?
It's got a mud hole for a river downtown.
It's nothing more than Newark, Jersey with margaritas.
And oh, by the way, the margaritas and all those drinks that you drink downtown, overpriced for Christ's sake.
You go downtown San Antonio at that stupid fucking river walk, you're going to be paying 25 bucks for a margarita.
Who gives a crap?
All right.
Who gives a crap?
All right.
And by the way, every time that I see somebody downtown, all right, that's out there partaking in all the Mexican festivities, it's always some Caucasian with a damn sombrero on their heads saying, Arriba, Arriba, SA.
So like, you know, we're supposed to kind of pallet that out here, right?
That's not racist.
That's not racist, right?
When you're out downtown in San Antonio, Texas, a Caucasian wearing a goddamn sombrero, all right, drinking on some goddamn fire water.
Oh, that's not racist.
But ghost over here trying to do a show, that's racist.
Give me a fucking break.
Oh, my God.
Aher de H-O-R de Bojeka do.
Tuned I am Mecking Z. Don't do this, dude.
We had enough of this yesterday.
Listen, talk to me in American, okay?
I'm not a fucking immigrant, all right?
Talk to me an American, all right?
Talk to me in American for Christ's sake.
Tired of you people donating and talking to me in some fucking immigrant language that I can't even understand.
All right?
Talk to me in American.
That goes for all you internet punks that are listening.
All right?
Jefferson Davis.
How much time?
Sam Houston was a filthy nigger loving Yankee drinking.
Here, son of a bitch.
Bunch of Lincoln sucking wetbacks.
Let me tell you something, Jefferson Davis.
You don't know she's shit from Shinola, boy.
You understand that?
That's why we were ready to die for Texas, boy.
You understand that?
Did you know that this David Crockett, all right, his favorite quote, my favorite quote of David Crockett is the following.
You all can go to hell.
I'm going to Texas.
And did you know that Davey Crockett served Congress in Tennessee, and he was so sick of the fucking corruption that was in Washington, D.C., he said, the hell with you, sons of bitches.
I'm going to Texas where there's some real freedom, boy.
And let me tell you, David Crockett, as well as everybody at the Alamo, everybody at Goliad, they were down for theirs, boy.
And it's because of them is the reason why we have Texas.
And every time you sons of bitches talk about the Texas martyrs, it boils my blood, boy.
It boils my goddamn blood, boy, because you people should be respecting the Texas martyrs.
All right?
Let me tell you something right now.
I guarantee you, whatever pissing ground of a state that you live in, you could only wish that you had people like the Texas martyrs down for your state like we have for our state, boy.
And you don't because you're a piece of crap.
You come from a piece of crap state that I wouldn't take a dirty diarrhea shit in.
And the only reason that you're talking garbage about Texas is because you ate Texas, boy.
And let me tell you, Crockett cucked out.
Fuck you for two bucks.
But to say that Sam Houston was some kind of an N-word lover, I mean, that's a racist statement.
Do you understand that the Yellow Rose of Texas, who the hell the Yellow Rose of Texas was, boy?
The Yellow Rose of Texas was a biracial woman that was fucking Santa Ana and fucking Sam Houston.
And because Sam Houston gave it to her good, better than old Santa Ana and his prissy ass, she was an integral part in winning the Texas Revolution.
And that's why I'm telling you, all of you people that suggest that Texas are a bunch of racist, you don't know shit from Shinola, you don't know the goddamn truth about Texas, boy.
You don't know the truth about Texas.
Local live homantic son of a bitch.
Families vs Individuals and Incels00:15:40
Oh, my God.
People forget that society is made up of families, not individuals.
Families are made up of individuals.
But now we have disillusioned the popular thought to think that society is made up of individuals.
You are right about the strength of family.
I'm telling you, the strength is in the family, KC.
And that's why the government and all the elites are trying to dismember the family.
They're trying to discredit the family.
They're trying to feed you entertainment into believing that it's okay to be an incel.
It's okay to be a loser.
It's okay to be a fat, greasy bulldyke.
It's okay to take P-Rep and spread your ass cheeks open to every Tom, Dick, and Harry to give you a pump and dump.
I mean, that's what they're trying to feed you in this media.
And it's time for you to open up your mind and realize that it's about family, all right?
And regardless of what kind of family structure you have, you want to make sure that whoever you have around you thinks of you as a family member.
And if anything happens to you, they will be going out there and avenging whatever happened to you.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I mean, that's the way it is.
And you people need to understand that.
You need to get out of your fucking incel mindset.
You women out there that think, oh, I don't need a man.
I can do everything a man can do.
Why don't you take a look at all the lonely women out there?
They're in their 40s and 50s right now that ain't doing a goddamn thing.
They're walking around already half dead, not knowing what the fuck to do with their damn lives.
All right, huh?
Why don't you take a look at those stupid dumb broads?
See how you like that?
And what is this?
Oh, my God.
Please remove the anime content from your house.
Shut up, you idiot.
I don't have no fucking anime content.
All right, shut the fuck up.
They can continue buying idiot dots.
There is no salvation outside the church.
For more info, go to there's no salvation outside the church.
What church?
The Catholic church, the pedophile Catholic church?
Oh, my God.
Apocalypse 22:15.
Without our dogs, and sorcerers, and unchastees.
What the hell?
What are you talking about?
What is up with all this goddamn religious talk on this broad tip?
It's Saturday night for Christ's sake, man.
No Baptist sermons over here.
Oh, and here's Evil Mirror for Christ.
That's who we want to hear from.
In solidarity with all those lost to unjust bands by ghost, I will no longer donate until he gives out all right.
If you don't want to donate, then get out of here.
Get out of here, you stupid leftist son of a bitch.
Shove it up, your ass.
Mexican target practice.
I'm not saying that N-word.
That's racist, dude.
We're not racist over here.
What is this?
Macho Taco.
What is it, man?
What is it, Macho Taco?
Did you ever drive your hummer in the big city?
I just did.
And boy, big mistake on the plus side.
Everyone looks like tiny peasant ants below you on the down.
Oh, so you got yourself a hummer, baby?
You wait a minute.
You drove an hour in a hummer to go see some chick and she stood you up.
And then you decided, hey, I'm here at this restaurant bar.
Let me go ahead and take a chug of some white Russians.
And now you're kind of there.
Man, Macho Taco, I hope you're trolling.
I hope that you didn't really go out and waste an hour trying to meet some broad that just stood you up, man.
That's a horrible story.
It's happening way too often.
And look, I wouldn't blame it because she was a woman.
I read that the new thing for people apart of Generation Z, people a part of Generation Z are now ghosting.
Did you hear about this?
They're ghosting whenever they're hired for jobs.
Have you heard about this shit?
Have you heard about this?
Oh, look at this.
Band Christ fags.
No one gives a shit about your self-righteous crap.
Oh, no, that wait a minute.
That's a 15-bucker.
Look, asshole.
I'm not doing 15 buckers, you fucking idiot.
No one gives a shit about your self-righteous crap.
Oh, Jesus.
Listen, ghost show theme.
I'm not doing 15 buckers, dude.
I mean, don't you people understand that?
This is not the ghost show.
This is a Saturday Night Troll Show.
We're not doing 15 buckers, dude.
All right.
That's not what we're doing here.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
We're going to do a media share in a minute, but just calm your ass down.
All right.
Oh, my God.
With all these religious people coming in, maybe we should do capitalist confessions.
Christ, man.
Aesthetic.
Come on, dude.
Don't tell me what to do on my own show, you fruit bowl.
All right.
All right.
I hate when people tell me what to do.
You know that?
I mean, there's nothing fucking worse in the world than people trying to tell me what the fuck to do.
You know that?
I hate that fucking shit.
I hate that fucking shit, man.
These people.
You know what I think?
And you know what I attribute this to?
The Aspie Asperger autist generation.
Yeah.
I'm just saying.
What is this?
Conscious dreamers can be treasurer to their own currency.
I'm a conscious dreamer, therefore I can be treasurer to my own currency.
I can be the mind.
What are you talking about, dude?
What exactly are you talking about?
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, I'm telling you, people are.
The field of local life.
What?
First, you tell me to move out of my parents' house to get away from my family, and now that I've done that, you're telling me how important family is.
Make up your fucking mindset.
Hey, asshole.
You see, this is the you incels of local.
You know, you autists only remember what you want to remember.
You got very selective memory.
That's a bad part about you, autist and Asperger idiots.
And that's why you're not going anywhere.
You're not going to do anything in life.
It's sad, but it's the truth, okay?
I said that if your parents ain't doing shit for you, okay?
If they're not leaving you any legacy, then why give a shit is what I'm saying, all right?
The Eastern Orthodox are schismatic heretics and will not see the face of God.
Jay Dyer is a fatalist.
What the fuck is up with all this damn religion?
Can you shove your religion up, your ass?
This is the Saturday troll show, you asshole.
Divine justice at work.
You are a fucking idiot.
You know that?
You are a complete and utter idiot.
Here's Macho Taco.
What is it, Macho?
What is it?
The sad thing is, I'm not trolling.
I drove a Hummer three hours ago.
Oh, now it's true.
I'm not going to have driven my 1979 DJ5 tricked out male.
I think you're trolling your ass.
All right.
Now, listen.
All right.
We get it, Macho Taco.
Now, listen.
Since there's a lot of people in the chat room thinking that, you know what, being an incel is great.
And I love being an incel.
And I don't have to worry about a woman.
And I can just sit here and dry whack it.
I can watch my cartoon women.
Let me tell you something.
Did you read the Washington Post today?
Huh?
Take a look at it.
Put the PC shot on.
Look at this.
Look at this here, huh?
Men are in trouble.
Incels are the proof.
Look at that, huh?
The Washington Post, baby.
Men are in trouble.
Incels are the proof.
All right, now let's take a look at this video that the Washington Post has for us.
What is an incel?
Let's take a look at this, huh?
Let's take a look at the Washington Post's definition of an incel.
What is this?
Like this, where people die.
When you're online, you tend to be aware of that.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, Washington Post, you could push up the fucking volume.
She's at hysterglasses.
Nobody gives a shit about what the hell you have to say, you broad.
All right, let's take a look.
It is written by some black woman by the name of Christine Emba.
Christine Emba.
Don't scam the 15-bucker.
Dude, I'm not doing 15-but.
You fucking people should know this by now, dude.
I don't do that shit.
All right.
Jesus Christ, what the hell is this?
Don't ghost hosts design things, plan things so that you're able to be a part of the part.
What the fuck does that mean?
Anyway, let me tell you.
What?
For Christ's sake, what?
All right.
Oh, my God.
Anyone who thinks they're another gender are nuts because no matter how much they change their bodies, their DNA will always represent their correct gender.
You're preaching the choir here.
You're preaching to the goddamn choir here, bro.
All right, let's put the PC shot on.
Christine Emba, columnist, Washington Post.
The article is titled, Men Are in Trouble.
Incels are the proof.
Let's read a little bit of it, okay?
The internet has enabled the flourishing of countless subcultures from the harmless to the less so.
Lately, one of the latter groups has begun to break into the mainstream.
The incels.
Incel is short for involuntarily celibate.
And as their self-imposed name implies, these mostly young men have come to define themselves by their inability to find a sexual or romantic partner.
Men who identify as being forever alone have gathered online and forums such as Reddit to trade stories of woe.
The communities tend to be self-reinforcing.
Members believe that their looks or personal traits have consigned them to lifelong loneliness.
And similarly, downbeat peers are willing to are always willing to add more fuel to that fire.
And the incel community has developed elaborate and elaborately misogynistic theories to blame others for their plight, centered on the idea that women are shallow, stupid, and cruel, exclusively choosing only a handful of the most attractive men to be with and disdaining the rest.
All men should deserve a chance with a woman, incels tell themselves, but some men have all the luck while they get left out.
This is fucking sad.
Today, the incel subculture has become not just self-reinforcing, but self-radicalizing, often with tragic outcomes.
As its most horrifying extremes, self-described incels have taken out their anger on women they believe are refusing them.
At least two mass shooters have left behind manifestos identifying themselves, adhering to the incel ideology and explaining their actions as taking revenge on the world that hasn't given them the women that they think they deserve.
Okay.
All right.
Their conclusions are wrong, to put it mildly.
Even the most attractive among us has experienced being single when we might prefer not to be.
And women aren't obliged to have relationships, much less sex with anyone.
What?
What local live home method?
Hey, Mr. Speaker.
Oh, my God.
Nigger.
I don't.
That's racist, you idiot.
Anyway, these men are obviously operating under a dark, self-perpetuating cloud of delusion.
But we should still be paying attention to what this level of desperation is telling us.
Incels are the bleeding edge of a generation of struggling men.
In his book, Man Out, Men on the Sidelines of American Life, author and former New York Times reporter Andrew L. Yarrow describes millennial men as the new lost boys.
What did I tell you?
What did I tell you, millennials, dude?
I told you, look at that.
You're being described as the new lost boy.
Oh, man.
As many as one in three American 18 to 34 year old men are unemployed.
Can you believe that?
Let me read that one mo again.
As many as one in three American 18 to 34 year old men are unemployed, living at home, or at or near the poverty line because of a confidence or excuse me, a confluence of factors ranging from economic shifts to student debt.
Women are surging ahead, out enrolling men in colleges and universities.
A new uncertainty about their place in the world is leading men to spiking levels of anxiety and depression.
Oh, woman, don't fuck me.
Woman, don't fuck me.
I'm going to kill people.
You fucking morons.
It's easy to conclude that the incels should just log off, look up, and get outside more.
In the past, they might have been forced to do so, but human connection in the real world has become rarer and often feels more difficult than it used to be.
Smartphones and gaming are replacing face-to-face interactions, the sort that might force one to confront one's social difficulties or develop a better understanding of the lives of others.
Free-floating pornography, persistently sexualized media, and ubiquitous swipe-on-site dating apps have made sexual relationships or at least sex seem like something everyone is having without us.
And that what we might be feeling.
What?
Hey, folks, as your incel cuck host, I wanted to thank you for tuning into a special broadcast.
Engineering is a good idea.
Folks, if I wasn't trying to help you incels, for Christ's sake.
Man, engineer is talented.
Fuck you.
Shut up.
All right.
It's my show.
All right.
Hey, what's up, Ashley?
What's going on?
As I've got older, I've realized where incel shit comes from.
Every one of these grew up with no friends or hobbies and thought this was totally wrong.
Yeah.
Snott.
They think the only way you get women is cold approaching, like some dumb movie.
You need to get jobs.
I mean, look, that's what I keep telling people.
Look, you want to get women, okay?
First of all, if you're an ugly, disgusting, fat, pimple-faced, four-eyed, slovenly, greasy bastard, I mean, who the hell do you think wants you?
You understand?
You got to make yourself look like you're desirable, if you will.
Not gonna lie, you could just exercise, buy decent cosmetics, eat healthier, get better taste in fashion, and the chances of you getting terribly up.
I was just saying getting a personality through hardships is good for you, even if you don't get coochie.
That's a very, I mean, as you know, ridiculous as that statement was, that's actually fairly decent advice, to say the least, you know?
China has 77 million incels, men that cannot find wives.
That's by design.
USA has many incels, too.
Brothers, convert to Islam, and you will have many wives.
No, don't fucking do that.
Don't push that wild jihudi crap.
This is the paradise.
Don't push that wild jihudi garbage, dude.
All right.
The reason that we have incels in China is because of the one-child policy by the communist government.
Gig Allen Songs and Incel Statistics00:05:10
Oh my God.
The popular kids, you never accepted me and now you will allow me to do it.
Oh, Elliot Roger, dude.
Really?
Come on, dude.
I wanted a girlfriend.
I wanted a certain amount of money.
Did you hear Elliot Rogers in his stupid double screen gentleman?
He was an annoying asshole.
That's why no girls liked him.
Did you hear him in his vlogs?
I'm great.
I just went to Europe.
I've got a lot to talk about.
I mean, why won't you give me a chance?
Why won't you love me?
I mean, it was an annoying piece of shit, dude.
And that's another thing.
You can't be an annoying prick.
All right.
You can't be an annoying prick for Christ's sake.
The guy was annoying.
He was just pissing and moaning.
Women don't want somebody that, especially a man.
They don't want a man that's emotional and like, oh, why don't you love me?
Please love me.
I just want to be loved by you and you're not loving me enough.
You're not touching me.
You're not giving me public affection.
You're not kissing me.
I'm tired of it.
Jesus Christ.
And let me tell you something, man.
It is not hard to get women.
All right.
It is not live home.
Assholes, I'm not doing $15 don't for fucking YouTube videos.
I've said this again and again.
I'm not playing these YouTube videos for $15 fucking dollars.
Stop fucking donating them.
All right.
This is the Saturday Night Troll Show, you dickheads.
This is not the ghost show.
All right?
And shut the fuck up.
Don't tell me what to do in my chat room, you son of a bitch.
All right?
These people should know this by now.
And you know, if I play one of them, then you fucking dickheads are going to continue to fucking hear.
Let's go ahead and put another 15 bucker.
Let's get another 15 bucker.
Let me get another 15 bucker and all this bullshit.
And this is my fucking show, assholes.
You understand that?
It's my fucking show.
It's my fucking show.
As someone who is a fat ass, don't even let weight get in the way.
That's right.
Women will give you a chance if you show you're working to improve.
You get more than just a better body through taking care of.
I mean, bro.
You get caught up.
I'm telling these people.
These women are not hard to get.
They're not hard to get, bro.
All right.
It's just you people need to put yourself in uncomfortable positions so that you can talk.
You got to learn how to spoken.
You got to learn how to talk.
I got to learn how to spoken, you idiot.
All right.
Just play the video, Hambone.
I've got two 15 buckers.
I'm going to play them both.
And watch.
You fucking pieces of shit are going to continue to put 15 buckers.
And I'm not doing that shit tonight, man.
This is a Saturday Night Troll Show, you punks.
All right.
I've got two of them.
All right.
I'll play the first one, okay?
And then I'm going to play this dumbass Macho Taco who is trolling about being stood up by some slut bag in his fucking Hummer.
I didn't even realize they fucking made those anymore.
All right, now this one right here.
Who was it requested by?
Oh, yeah.
The ghost show theme requested this one.
All right.
Go ahead.
Put it on.
All right.
What is this?
Angry fraces, Jewish hambone.
Angry fraces.
This is fucking old.
This is my theme.
Is that what you're doing?
He's some kind of Jewish grand rag.
Angry, racist, Jewish Hambone.
A Hambone didn't make racist.
And he's green, racist, Jewish Hambone.
When the evil trolls attack, he gives those hands a mighty smack.
Angry frees, Jewish hambone.
Angry, racist, racist hambone.
Really funny.
Real funny asshole, all right?
I'm not racist, dude.
And I know you idiots want to like meme that into reality.
I'm not.
Everybody knows I'm a melting pot of friendship, all right?
Now, look, I'm going to get to this next one, and that's it.
And that's by Macho Taco.
This fucking troll claiming that he was at a date or something and got stood up, all right?
Oh, Christ, no.
Oh, my God.
You actually fucking requested this.
Look at this.
Did Gigi Allen actually write a song like this?
Did Gig Allen actually write a song like this?
Oh, my God.
Let's fuck some shit.
Oh, you fucking sick.
Let them down.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Turn this shit off.
Turn this shit off, man.
For fuck's sake.
You see, I know you were a fucking troll, Macho Taco.
You see that?
I knew you were a fucking troll, man.
You know that?
Just play it.
Just play it.
And watch.
Look.
I played both of those 15 buckers.
And watch, these assholes are going to start donating 15 bucks, even though that's not the show today.
Macho Taco Trolls and Musical Blasphemy00:03:58
We're not doing that today.
You know that?
We're not doing that today.
Fucking idiots.
I'm fucking tired of you.
I'm so fucking tired of you people sometimes.
All right.
So fucking tired of you people.
Oh, for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm not even joking.
All right.
I'm not even kidding around.
Anyway, hey, listen, shut the fuck up and don't tell me what to do.
All right.
Hey, look, I've got Weena.
Oh, look at Weena.
What actual in the chat room?
Do the eight buckers.
Do the eight.
All right, fine.
All right.
Y'all want eight bucker fucking media shares?
All right.
We'll do that here for a couple of minutes and then we'll do something else.
All right.
How you like that?
Huh?
I'm a nice guy.
All right.
Why don't y'all say it right now?
Ghost is a nice guy.
Ghost is a nice guy.
All right.
We're doing media requests right now for eight bucks, only for a little bit.
All right.
So are you fucking happy?
Oh, this is an incel.
What's up, incel?
What is it?
Okay, I'm going to be honest.
As one of those fat, ugly incels, I'm afraid that I'll put in months or even years or effort into improving myself only to still end up alone.
Yeah, but you'll be a better person for that.
I'm going to work it hard for believing in the self-improvement.
I mean, you won't be a fat ass.
You'll live longer.
You know, you might have some chicks attracted to you.
I mean, what's the bad side of trying, dude?
What's the bad side of trying, you incel fat, jelly ass, greasy, four-eyed, freckle-faced, pimple-on-the-ass having bastard?
I mean, what's the hard, what's so hard about trying, man?
Jeez, did you hear that fat incel?
I'm just afraid that if I do all this and waste my time and I make myself better, I'm still going to be alone.
Dude, I'm telling you, man, women can smell.
They can smell success.
So if you're successful, not just in your own health and the way you look, but I'm telling you, man, if you've got, if you're a capitalist and you got that money, if you're a capitalist and you got that money, baby, they can smell it on you.
They know it.
There's something, some kind of a fucking spidey sense when it comes to these women and detecting who's got money in their pocket.
All right.
And listen, I mean, sometimes it's a good thing, sometimes it's a bad thing, but either way, I mean, I know money may not buy happiness, but it'll make it a hell of a lot better.
And I hate that saying.
You know what, ghost?
Money doesn't buy happiness.
Oh, yeah?
Why don't you go tell that poor son of a bitch that's out there begging for money whether or not money buys happiness, you piece of shit.
All right.
Why don't you tell all the people that are out there in a goddamn soup kitchen right now waiting in line for a free bowl of soup whether or not money does grow up health or has happiness capabilities?
I also give the little piggy money to dance for me now dance for your dinner hambone dance for me.
Yeah, you see, I knew Macho Taco was a bunch of shit.
You see that?
I knew this guy was a bunch of garbage.
You know that?
You know something?
It's already 10.19.
Gonna be 10.20 at night.
It's Saturday night.
It's Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Truth.
I guess it's time to go ahead and start cracking open some beers up in here.
All right.
Here's Ashley.
What up, Ashley?
Oh, my God.
Here's a tip to that incel that donated.
If you think the only reason to improve yourself is to have sex, you're never going to get sex.
Get a hobby.
Get a job.
Start having something in life to be proud of and one where you can share with others.
That's very good advice, Ashley.
I'm telling you.
I mean, it's not that difficult, incels.
All right.
You just got to, you know, freshen yourself up, make yourself look like you have a little bit of integrity in yourself, and then go out and make some money, dude.
You know, make a little money.
I'm telling you, baby, you could be the ugliest son of a bitch.
But if you're a badass capitalist and you got a badass house and you drive a badass foreign car, women are just going to want to throw themselves at you.
Pantera Requests and Integrity Advice00:15:26
You understand?
But you have to have a strong mind.
You have to remember that even though you've got yourself some piece of ass that everybody's like, oh, dude, that's a hot piece you got there.
Don't let that get to your head, okay?
Don't let that get to your head.
Always remember that these women are out for your money, all right?
And if they're out for your money, then they gotta do something for you.
They've gotta do something for you, all right?
And what the hell is this?
We got an eight-bucker media share.
What is this?
This is by Pantera.
All right, go ahead and play it.
See what the hell this is.
Play it.
Oh, no.
Is this Phil and Selmo doing a fucking Nazi salute?
It's Phil and Selmo doing a Nazi salute.
I mean, what the hell is Phil and Selmo from Pantera doing a Nazi salute for?
Doesn't he understand that Pantera, the name Pantera, is Spanish for Panther?
I mean, doesn't he understand that the band Pantera is a Spanish word?
And now this guy's sitting over here doing a Sieg Heal.
Phil Enselmo is on here doing a Sieg Heil for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right, calm down.
I'm going to start playing these.
Calm down.
We're getting backed up with media shares.
All right, this next one is by Shekel Goblin.
Shekel Goblin requested this next media share.
The hell is this?
Drop them out.
Let me see them.
Titties gonna take along with those two bitties here.
Are you kidding me?
Some fucking hillbilly pervert, dude.
Hillbilly fucking pervert, for Christ's sake.
What's the next media share?
Hang em high.
Hang em high requested this next media share.
Go ahead and play it.
you smell something funny when you walk down the street you're in coontown you look and see garbage all over the street you're in coontown This is horrible, dude.
Up and down the street, there ain't nothing but trash.
Nigga girls trying to get boys handed out.
Come on, dude.
Come on.
All right.
All right.
This next one.
All right.
Everybody calm down.
Everybody calm down.
All right.
This next media share was requested by Dark Meme Magician Girl.
Dark Meme Magician Girl requested this next media share.
Hold on.
What?
What?
We're better than those Russian fetus.
What?
What are you talking about?
Oh, my God.
Shout out to Ayatollah Kamene.
Sayyid Hassan Naswal.
Shut up with your goddamn wild jebuti shout outs, boy.
Jesus Christ.
All right, listen.
Let me play these.
All right.
Let me play these media shares.
This next one is by Dark Meme Magician Girl.
Go ahead and play it.
So we head out the car door.
Then I open the front door.
What?
And we get in the garage door.
Put my car in the car door.
And then I turn it sideways.
Then I open the seatbelts.
As we pull my car out of the car door.
Pig me back to the front door.
fuck is this we're approaching the car door heading off to the garage door almost there at the car door heading off to the front door we're approaching the garage door All right.
We get the fucking point.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, this next eight-bucker, this next media share was requested by Can's Abuser.
Can't Abuser requested this next one.
Go ahead.
Wait, this is a fucking Pantera covered by.
Who the hell is this?
Age 77 for you?
What the fuck is this shit?
I think it's all too bad.
Who I am, where I've been, but...
You can't be something you're not.
Be yourself, by yourself.
Stay away from me.
A lesson learned in life.
Learn from the dawn of time.
Re!
Spack!
Walk!
Now what did you say?
Anyway, let's get to the next one here.
All right, shut up.
This next media share was requested by Mojo.
Mojo requested this one.
What is this?
Oh, this is the Ramones, dude.
KKK took my baby away.
The Ramones, dude!
What?
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Kay Kay Kay took my baby away!
That's badass, dude.
All right, P Ramones, dude.
The next media share was requested by the American Fetus.
The American fetus requested this.
What the fuck?
What is this garbage?
What is this garbage?
I don't understand what the hell this damn garbage was, but yeah, okay.
This next one is by Tim McCrab.
Tim McCrab requested this one.
What is this, Tim McCrave?
This is... This goddamn wild Jehudi crap.
It's freaking...
This is wild Jehuda, friend.
All right, we get it.
Yeah, thanks a lot, Tim McCrab.
All right.
This next media share was requested by Slipknot.
Slipknot requested this one.
Go ahead, play it.
Are you ready, kids?
What?
I can't hear you.
Is this the fucking lead singer of Slipknot playing fucking SpongeBob?
Who lives in the pineapple under the sea?
Oh my God, no.
Oh, my God.
If not Uncle Nuts, let's be something you wish.
On the deck and flop like a...
Let me tell you something.
If I saw this asshole Corey Taylor, I would punch him in the face just for doing this.
All right.
I would punch his big neck head for doing this stupid shit.
What the fuck is going on with these metal bands and SpongeBob?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
It's a faggy cartoon, man.
All right.
All right, a fucking Sponge wants to fuck a starfish and a fucking pineapple.
I mean, come on.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, listen.
I'm going to move on.
I'm going to pretend I didn't fucking hear that.
All right.
I'm tired of you people fucking doing that shit.
All right.
This next one here.
This next media share is requested by N-Wordled.
N-Wordled requested this.
What is this?
Play the media share by N-Wordled.
Anime.
Nietzsche 90D, anime.
A little bit of Johnny Lee Hooker, baby.
Yeah, Johnny Lee Hooker, baby.
Anime anime.
Anime anime.
I want you for my own.
the field of local live hall entertainment pretty good there johnny Hey, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on just a second.
Hold on.
Who the hell did that?
Hold on.
All right.
Hey, I already calmed down.
Hold on.
I skipped one.
I got to know who did this one here.
Hold on.
Slipknot and Wordled.
Okay, this is the Inner Circle Speech.
Is that correct?
Inner Circle Speech requested this one.
All right, I just want to make sure everybody knows that.
This one right here.
You people need to get off your ass and wake up.
This is America.
The niggers are taking it over and the Jews.
We never said this shit, dude.
White power!
White power!
We know inner circle speech, you fucking asshole.
I hate Jews.
I hate them because they exist.
I hate them because they breathe.
I hate them because they're scum.
The goddamn niggas are the scum of the earth.
Jesus Christ.
All right, this is not an inner circle speech.
Don't listen to these assholes, all right?
Anyway, this next media share was requested by MC Hammerberg.
MC Hammerberg requested this one.
Go ahead and play it.
What?
Stay back! Stay back! Stay back!
Break it down.
We'll defend ourselves.
Is this Andy Worski?
We're gonna send ourselves.
Oh, Jesus.
Stay not.
Stop.
All right, we get it for Christ's sake.
And look, stop.
I don't really care about Andy Worski, dude.
He's a tryhard, and he got called out.
I mean, it is what it is.
All right, this one was requested.
This media share was requested by Lenny.
Lenny requested this media share.
What is this, Lenny?
You might hear a few things that you.
Hold on, this is Sam Hyde here.
I want everybody to hear this because I'm trying to get Sam Hyde.
I'm trying to understand Sam Hyde.
I'm trying, all right?
So I'm pausing this so we can hear this together.
Or you might reject it entirely, and that's fine.
I don't blame you for that, but I know you're not going to shut me down right away when I start to speak from the heart here, okay?
Uh-oh.
This is a serious issue that's kind of fucking up the country right now.
We got to talk about it.
Homosexuality is the manifestation of intense perversion.
Let's think about why is rape so prevalent in prisons, in male-on-male rape, okay?
That homosexuality is a decidedly aggressive outlet of anger or social anxiety.
Why else do gay?
Has anybody ever heard of HP Zero?
Anybody?
You probably heard of this guy, okay?
His name was Gayton Dugas, and spoiler will have alert, he was a hypersexual faggot who fucked hundreds of men.
Oh!
Jeez.
Whoa!
Whoa!
And you got Sam Hyde saying this to a group of people at a fucking comedy show or something, dude.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh, man.
look i didn't know sam hyde did all that now dude that was wow wow wow I don't even know what to say after that, dude.
All right, I'm not even, Jesus Christ, Sam Hyde.
Anyway, let's get to the next media share.
This next media share was requested by Frozen.
Frozen requested this next media share.
What the hell is this garbage?
What is somebody trying to act like Age Skrillex on the Electronica side with Frozen the cartoon?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
And the next media share was requested by somebody that said, what's the name?
Ghost's favorite song.
All right?
Ghost's favorite song requested this next media share.
Go ahead and play it.
Let Tim McCrab say his all-out snack bar shit.
Also, if there was any justice in America, the great Satan, these bug-chasing pedophilic faggots and trannies would be hanging from caterpillar cranes like they do in the Islamic Republic of Iran.
Instead, we let them pervert our streets in parades.
I don't know what the hell to say to that, Tim McCrab.
I don't know what to say to that.
Oh, my God!
My music, what the hell does that mean, for Christ's sake?
All right, look, this next moment.
What the hell?
Time to serenade Mrs. Time to serenade Mrs. Ghost.
Shove it up your ass, dude.
Shove it up, your goddamn ass.
All right, this next media share was by Ghost's favorite song.
Go ahead and play it.
The field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
Local live hell mentainment.
Oh, my God.
Hey, your stream elements is autistic and won't let me donate a clip because it doesn't have enough views.
So I'm just sending it in this way.
Just get rid of the space and be a bro, smiley face.
What are you talking about, Wina?
What the hell are you talking about, Weena?
You dumb shithead?
Hey, your stream elements is autistic and won't let me donate a clip because it doesn't have enough views.
So I'm just sending it in this way.
All right, all right, whatever.
Jesus Christ, everybody calm down, all right?
Watch V equals Genosoke.
What?
Ghost is Mr. Krabs.
Ghost is Mr. Krabs.
Real fucking funny, you asshole.
All right.
Look, this next media share was requested by Anime Ghost.
Anime Ghost requested this next one.
Is it some anime disco?
What is this shit?
Oh, no.
Anime with Slipnut!
Anime Disco and Slipknot Madness00:15:28
Man, dude, you fucking people with this musical blasphemy, dude.
I'm not even kidding around.
It's starting to make me sick.
I mean, this is not funny.
There's nothing humorous about this.
And I don't understand why you people keep doing this shit.
Jesus Christ.
All right, this next media share was requested by Mojo.
Let's let Mojo requested.
Hey, this is a badass song.
I want to be a cowboy.
Uh.
And you can be my cowgirl.
Uh.
I want to be a cowboy.
This is a classic song, by the way.
I wanna be a cowboy.
Be my cowgirl.
Uh, yeah, uh.
They played this in the 80s, baby.
They played that in the 80s, baby, in the clubs, baby.
I wanna be a cowboy.
And if you take a look at that video of that song, it's by a band called Boys Don't Cry.
Lemmy, the great Lemmy, is in that video, believe it or not.
Lemmy is in that video.
I want to be a cowboy and you can be my cowgirl.
I want to be a cowboy.
Attract a thick girl.
All right, Gurak, whatever the hell that means.
This next media share is by Hakaru Haruka Takahashi.
Haruka Takahashi requested this next media share.
You know where?
I'm in the field of local Rye Hall, Memphis, Hayden, oh my god!
Fucking bronies.
Fucking goddamn bronies.
I mean, aren't these, aren't the bronies done for at this point?
I mean, didn't they just have the final brony con?
Am I wrong about this?
Didn't they just have the final fucking brony con?
Preteen D-E-A-T-H-F-U-C-K.
All right, whatever the hell that means.
All right.
I'm tired of these bronies.
This next media share was requested by Cummies for Daddy Ghost.
Cummies for Daddy Ghost requested this fucking media.
Hold on.
What, Macho, you fucking troll?
What?
Oh, my God.
Ghost weight loss tips for you.
Switch from beer to vodka.
Also, switch from soda to sparkling water.
Also, remember, sperm has a lot of glucose in it.
However, a lot of protein.
So drink at your own risk.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You fucking sick troll.
Anyway, this next media share was requested by Cummies for Daddy Ghost.
Go ahead and play it.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
No! No! No!
What, somebody made a fucking song about this shit?
Somebody made a fucking song about this?
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
How sick can you people be?
I mean, seriously, dude, how in the hell fucking sick can you people be, man?
Anyway, this next one is by Tim McCrabb.
I'm pretty sure it's some a la snack bar garbage by Tim McCrab over here.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
Tim McCrab requested this next media share.
Go ahead and play it.
Look at this.
A la snack bar garbage.
A la.
All right, here's this next media request was requested by my music.
My music requested this next media request.
So let's see what the hell they got to say.
What is this?
I'm telling away, ugh, ugh, yeah!
Something in the hands of This is an old school song here, man, huh?
Faster and faster, you can't seem to get it.
This next one,
all right?
Uh, this next media share was requested by somebody named Wet Dreams.
Wet Dreams requested this one.
Go ahead and play it.
What is it?
Wait, fuck fucking Hall of Notes.
Hey, this is Boomer Music, baby.
Are Hall of Notes like gay lovers or they just have to be like musical partners?
I've never figured that out.
I mean, seriously, I never figured out if Hall of Notes were gay lovers or they just happened to be friends or what it is.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I never see any like massive amounts of chicks around Hall of Notes.
Although they do talk about chicks, though, you know, like, she's a man eater.
Oh, here she comes.
Here she comes.
You know, you know.
Anyway, this next media share was requested by Zionist Fury.
Sionist Fury requested this.
Go ahead and play it, for Christ's sake, all right?
Oh, just not this shit.
Ask me why I...
What?
What is up with you in this fucking song?
What is up with you with this goddamn song?
Seriously I'm glad.
I'm glad that it cut off before that.
Yeah, there's no concline horse.
Got all that stupid, ridiculous garbage, man.
For Christ's sake.
Masala Aki, thank you for playing them, ghost.
Hope your night is going good, brother.
I don't know if it's going good, all right?
Hall Mantha, payment.
Oh my god!
Good times, right, ghost.
I don't know.
We'll see.
All right.
Anyway, this next media share was requested by Lenny.
Lenny requested this media share.
Go ahead and play it.
Here are a few choices.
Could you stop talking, please?
YouTube, right there.
Just go outside and get the talk.
Oh, Sam Hyde.
This is for the future.
This is for the kids that you're going to have.
Your kids here, okay?
Bye.
Bye-bye.
Quote number one.
Of course, I'm going to have sex.
Hold on, I got to hear this.
Hold on.
Oh my God.
Yeah, thank you, Mojo.
I got to hear the rest of Sam Hyde.
Hold on.
It's proven to me that you can spread cancer.
Here's quote number two.
It's their duty to protect themselves.
They know what's going on out there.
Here's quote number three, clearly from a little bit later in his life.
I've got gay cancer.
I'm going to die, and so are you.
So we have this kind of view of homosexuals that, they're just promiscuous because they like to party and have fun, right?
They're two to threefold more likely to manifest mood disorders, anxiety disorders, and substance use disorders than heterosexuals.
I can see we have a lot of people receptive money.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, is this what fucking Sam Hyde does, dude?
Is that what he actually does?
No wonder people are listening to Sam Hyde.
I never got it, you know.
I never got Sam Hyde, but Jesus Christ.
I don't even know what to say.
Anyway, let's get to the next media share.
The next media share was requested by Ghost is Mr. Krabs.
Ghost is Mr. Krabs requested this one.
Go ahead and play it.
The money?
Oh, pretty.
Is that the 20?
Hoi there, Krusty Krabs.
How can I help you?
Three pieces of garbage.
Hold on me, Bucko.
Food's on the way.
You got money, right?
You insane.
All do we need to do?
Let's get your confidence back so you can make me more money.
Dude, this is fucked up, man.
Shut up.
Shut that shit off, all right?
I mean, what is that to infer?
Are you trying to make me out to be some lobster sheckle goblin now, you son of a bitch?
Or what is he?
A crab?
He's a fucking crab.
There's a fucking lobster for crab.
Who gives a shit?
They're both cockroaches of the sea.
Jesus Christ.
All right, what's next?
All right, Gurak.
Gurak requested this media share.
Let's go ahead and play it.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my god.
There's a fat chick ass.
What is this?
Grapping?
Is this ear rate graphing?
No.
All right.
All right.
All right, you fucking brap hog.
For Christ's sake, literally.
I mean, the picture on the YouTube video is a fat, disgusting woman ass.
It's fucking disgusting, dude.
All right.
Who is this for Christ's sake?
Oh, dirt dog requested this one.
I came on my mama pussy.
I'm on welfare.
26 years old, still on welfare.
So I gotta get stayed for that.
Whether it's true for that or untrue for that.
With my boss and bloodthirsty process, B-E-A-C-A.
Move a man, move a man, move about, move a mouse.
Pick it up.
Yeah, yeah, I'm on welfare.
Yeah, I'm the old dirty bastard.
I'm on welfare.
How you like that?
Oh, baby, I like it, raw.
Oh, baby, I like it raw.
Oh, baby, I like it, raw.
Oh, baby, I like it.
Raw shimmy, shimmy, y'all, shimmy, y'all, shimmy, yay.
Anyway, let's get to the next media share.
The next media share is Ghost's favorite hobby.
Ghost's favorite hobby requested this.
is this is this like a rape song
You can scream all you want, but I'm still putting it in you.
I mean, what the fuck kind of death metal is that anyway?
This next one was requested by NWordled.
N-wordled requested this one.
Let's go ahead and play it.
N-wordled.
What is this?
Oh, oh, oh, for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
Old but gold.
Hey, N-wordled.
I can't.
I care.
I can't play this one.
Hold on.
I can't play this one.
All right.
It says I'm unavailable.
Hold on, let me watch this.
It says I can watch it on YouTube or some shit.
Hold on just a second.
Let me just play it on YouTube.
It'll be better, all right?
I think I know what you were trying to play here.
I think, you know, I think you're hold on.
Oh, my God!
Ghost, this song reminds me of you mostly because you have the body of a tugboat captain, but the mind of a strange old Asian lady.
A strange old Asian lady?
What the fuck does that mean?
All right, here it is.
N-Wordled, here's your request.
Oh, do y'all hear us?
Do y'all hear us?
Oh, man.
Da-da-da-da.
Da-da-da.
Da-da-da.
Da-da.
It's so fucking fast that it can't get enough of my car.
It's a Lambo.
It's a pussy magnet.
It's what I use to get the fucking frauds.
Get him boozed and loose.
That one was by N-Wordled.
And I think Weena requested one.
And of course, he's such a fucking idiot.
He doesn't know how to request it during the regular method of doing so because he's a fucking butt monkey.
So let's go ahead and play Weena's while we're at it, all right?
Hold on, hold on.
We're getting there.
Hold on.
Hello, ghost.
I hope you're having a good day.
Also, I hope you liked my Undertale mod I made of you.
The Undertale mod?
What are you fucking talking about?
Undertale mod, you asshole.
Couldn't find it on YouTube, but here you go.
All right, hold on.
Let me play Weena's on here.
All right, here's Weena's.
Weena one actually requested this.
I'm not saying that GX is better than CX.
Get out of here.
GX is dead.
And our meme magic killed it.
Fuck you, Weena.
You're trying to splice me, boy?
Look back in the archive if you don't believe me, boy.
You're trying to splice me, boy.
Are you kidding me?
It's fucking GX and it's GX, baby, for life.
Do you understand that, Weena?
You piece of shit.
Hey, what the hell do you know?
You're a homo, all right, that likes creatine or whatever that fucking gay drug is.
All right, the next media share was requested by Tim McCrav.
Tim McCrab in the house.
He's requested this next media share.
Wish me luck Wish me luck What is this?
Well, guys, do you want more?
Well, okay There's nothing to pay, but I don't want any victory What is this?
Pop Music Requests and Gay Drug Jabs00:04:10
A la snack bar pop music?
Is that what I'm listening to?
Sounds like a la snack bar pop music.
Yes, I am the a lot of akbar.
The pop music is.
I wanted to become pop singer.
And they fucking idiots.
All right, what else do we have here?
This next media share was requested by Black Hat.
Black Hat requested this media share.
Go ahead and play it.
What is it?
Not this fucking shit again.
Because the kills all count the same.
Napon six again.
Flying low across the trees.
Pilots doing what they please.
Dropping flags on refugees.
Nabon sticks again.
Nathan sticks together.
Listen, listen to me, you pieces of shit.
I'm tired of you little fucking Viet fucking nom trolls.
And I don't, I definitely don't want to hear him on the Saturday Night Troll Show, you piece of shit.
All right, let's, Mojo requested this media share, Mojo.
Let's go ahead and play it.
Oh, a little bit of Stone Temple Pilots, baby.
R.I.P. baby, the fucking Scott Wyland.
This is a badass song for Christ's sake, man.
I am, I am myself, I'm not myself.
I'm not my bad.
The grunge movement, man.
That was badass music.
That was badass shit, dude.
Just let me be.
I am, I am, I'm not myself.
I'm not myself.
I'm not dead.
I'm not for sale.
All right, this next one, I believe, is by Jefferson Davis.
All right, Jefferson Davis requested this media share.
So what is this, Jefferson Davis?
Jimmy, Rebel.
This first number is a song I wrote.
It's very near and dear to me.
And it's about niggers.
One, two, three.
Step back, Silverbite.
Hold on, Blackie.
Steal some gas for your Cadillacy.
Head downtown with them coons and clowns.
Stay away from me.
Laquita, Charita, and Jamal.
Orangelo, Mangelo, and Tylenol.
Grab an orange soda in a basketball.
Just leave my daughter.
Come on, dude.
Stay away from mine.
Open your eyes and mouth so I can see you.
Shout out to the screen.
All right, that's enough.
And shut up.
Anybody in the fucking chat room laughing?
You're a sick racist bastard.
All right.
Anybody in the chat room laughing?
You're a sick fucking racist damn bastard.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
This next one is by Dark Meme Magician Girl.
Dark Meme Magician Girl requested this.
What is this?
I feel like a girl, Diddy.
I feel like a girl today.
I feel like a girl today.
I feel like a girl.
No, shut it up, your ass.
All right, just send it.
No more of those freaky internet butt stalkerish trolls.
And not to mention no more internet butt stalker, right?
Please.
Good God.
Bill, Bill, Bill, radio graffiti.
Not that Eric Buttstalker, no.
Not that Eric Buttstalker.
No.
Listen, shut up, all right?
Just shut your stupid stinking hole already, all right?
Fucking splicers, man.
You're a fucking thorn in my ass.
You fucking splicers, man.
Go ahead and put on the next one.
The next one's by Macho Taco.
Macho Taco.
What the fuck?
What the hell?
Some kind of an oriental ACDC?
Aw, come on, dude.
There's a fucking Asian lady trying to sing Highway to Hell for Christ's sake.
Emergency Albin and Asian Lady ACDC00:11:07
Are you kidding me?
All right, that's fucking Bond Scott ACDC, you dumb fucking broad.
Oh my god!
Fucking stick a Ginsu knife up your ass with that fucking musical blasphemy, all right?
In the field of local life.
Oh no, Weena did it correctly, huh?
Not my fault here.
Stream Labs is scuffed Shekel Goblin.
Also, since you're the underground, this one is for you, bud.
Yeah, I'm sure it is.
I'm sure it is, Weena.
I'm sure it is, you fuck.
Anyway, this next one is by Lolly.
Oh, geez.
I can only imagine what the hell this is.
This next media share is by Lolly.
Go ahead and play it.
Christ.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Alright, you know what that's- That's enough, dude.
All right, Jesus.
I need some fucking beer after this shit.
All right, I've got about three more of these media shares to do, but I got to have a beer.
I mean, it's fucking shit.
I mean, it's a Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night, troll show.
And you know, I'm wasting another goddamn weekend with you, trolls.
So you know what time it is.
It's time for more beer.
You're damn right.
And let me tell you, I had some goddamn wings earlier, and I had some ghost pepper wings, and I'm feeling a little parched, to say the least, you know, because I like my wings saucy.
And I like them saucy.
I hate these fucking goddamn wing joints that like treat their sauce like it's fucking black gold or Texas tea or some shit.
All right, here we go.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, you know what time it is.
It's a Saturday, dude.
We got to be fucking partying.
And as I've said, every weekend, there's a certain fucking aura.
There's a certain spirit to the weekend.
And I feel that if I don't encapsulate some level of good time or party, I feel like I'm wasting a weekend.
And there ain't that many weekends in our lives, folks.
So that's why I always try to tell everybody to celebrate the weekend, even if you ain't got nothing to celebrate at all, boy.
You understand?
You got to celebrate the weekend.
All right, let me go ahead and there's a lot of head on this beer, and I've always told you you want to give your beer a lot of head.
And the reason is, is because if you try to kind of pour the beer on the side of the glass and try to prevent so much head, those carbonated bubbles are going to get bubbly in your stomach.
And that's what usually causes stomach ache in relations to drinking beer.
So I just want to let everybody know if you want to have a decent beer drinking session to give your beer a little bit of head.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to the next media share.
It's by NWordle.
NWordled requested this.
Go ahead and play it.
What is this?
This is more fucking anime crap.
Come on, dude.
I'm fucking tired of this anime shit.
I'm so sick of this fucking anime garden shit.
Listen, can't you cartoon girl fetish idiots understand that nobody, and I mean nobody that you want as a partner, is ever going to understand this little aspect of your personality.
Do you understand that?
There's no woman that's going to be like, oh, look, those adorable little fucking cartoon girls are okay for you to wax your carrot to.
That's why you're probably a fucking incel.
So I'm just trying to give you a word of advice here.
It's Saturday night.
I'm trying to give you fucking people a little bit of word of advice.
But of course, it's probably going into one ear and out your ass.
So anyway, with that being said, let me go ahead and take a chug of this beer.
I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening to the Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night, Truth Show.
Goddamn right, baby.
Cheers, baby.
I'm celebrating the weekend because I can do that.
All right.
And if you're sitting here hating on me, that's because you're you and we're capitalists, baby.
Woo!
Oh, my God.
This is only a test.
Yeah, this is only a test.
You can test these nuts.
How you like that?
You can test these nuts.
All right, let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer.
Cheers to everybody out there who's listening to the broadcast.
And once again, if I could ask you, with the bottom of my heart, please spread this show around the internets and throughout the world.
Obviously, YouTube is not helping me promote this broadcast, and this broadcast is coming to you completely word of mouth.
So go out to the forum posts.
Go to the chat rooms.
Go to the blogs.
Go out there and spread it around the internet, man.
Time for the RWBY intro.
Title is an actual.
What the hell are you talking about?
What the hell are you talking about?
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a swig.
Cheers, baby.
I needed that drink of beer, baby.
All right, who is this?
This next media share is by Pham Vong Dong.
Pham Van Dong.
Pham Van Dong requested this.
Go ahead and play it.
Oh, no.
How are you, G.I. Joe?
It seems to me that most of you are plenty informed about the going on the war.
Goddamn fucks.
Nothing is more confused to die.
This is Viet Cong propaganda.
That's Viet Cong propaganda.
They used to fucking air that over the airwaves with John McCain.
John McCain also was a traitor.
He's a traitor.
And he should have been in jail before he died for Christ's sake for being a traitor.
He broadcasted pro-Viet Cong propaganda over the airwaves.
He should have been tried for treason.
Please show these people this whole video of you in my little pony friendship is magic.
And remember, ghost, friendship is magic, and we will always be here for you, ghost, forever.
I love you, ghost.
Three, you can call me your bitch horse X3 Heaty.
Oh, dude, don't.
Please, dude.
That's a little fruity.
All right.
All right.
I mean, take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack with that goddamn talk.
Jesus Christ, man.
All right.
Let's get to Wiena One Actual.
Oh, yeah.
And it wasn't creatine.
It's ketamine.
Ketamine is what Weena One Actual, like, you know, kind of sprinkles in an asshole and then sniffs it.
All right.
Anyway, this next one is by Wieno One Actual.
What is this?
Play it.
Oh, look, more gay music.
More gay music.
Is this what you get?
Do you listen to this?
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, we're fruiting up over here because of you, Wayne.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Sniff.
Sniff?
All right.
All right.
Look, here's Macho Taco again.
Oh, great.
This is who we need to hear from this fucking troll.
Well, ghost, it's been fun, but I'm going to bed because I have work tomorrow.
Unlike you, the hambone that makes its living by being a social outcast whose only accomplishment boiled down to a three-hour waste of time being Macho Taco.
Oh, fuck yourself, you piece of trash.
Anyway, let's move on to the next media share.
This media share was requested by Emergency Albin System.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
All right, Emergency Albin System.
Hold on.
What?
Not your kind of people.
What the hell does that mean?
Anyway, let's play this damn media share Emergency Albin System.
Go ahead and play it.
What is this?
With the fucking ear rape.
Good God, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
That was uncalled for and inappropriate, man.
All right.
We've got Team RWBY.
All right.
Team RWBI requested this.
What is this?
Press this shit.
The hell is this crap?
Sounds like an intro to an 80s goddamn cartoon.
All right, we get it for Christ's sake.
All right, we get it.
All right, Jesus Christ.
This one is by, I believe, Dark Me Magician Girl.
I think Dark Me Magician Girl requested this one.
You fucking piece of shit.
I just said that.
I just freaking said that.
And you idiots were making splices and mid-show for Christ's sake.
I mean, good God.
Money in my face.
Radio graffiti.
Slapping Gay Asses and Leprechauns00:02:51
First of all, I never said that I was in gay clubs, dude.
I never fucking said that.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
You fucking goddamn fucking scamming fucking splicing pieces of shit.
I think what I meant to say in that reference is that since, you know, overtly flirting, if you're a man and you overtly flirt to a female, that can be considered sexual harassment now, okay?
But I was wondering, okay, since the gay community likes to be very open in their sexuality and since sexuality defines who they are, since they're trying to say that their sexuality is the definition of their human existence, I suggested that what happens if you go and slap a gay ass, all right?
I mean, is that considered sexual harassment?
Since, I mean, the gays are defining their sexuality as their human identity.
If you just go by and just fucking slap a gay ass, I mean, are they going to go, oh my God, that is sexual harassment?
And I can't believe this.
Where are the police?
Police, I've just been harassed.
And this man slapped my ass.
I mean, I'm just saying, dude.
I mean, you know, that was the question I had to answer.
Or somebody has to answer to me.
All right?
If you're like, you know, you know these fucking gays, how they're fucking leprechaun in their ass.
You know what I'm talking about?
They walk down the street.
They're leprechaun in their asses, all right?
They wear these fucking tight jeans that show anal camel toe.
Y'all know what I'm talking about, right?
These fucking tight ass fucking legging jeans.
I got anal camel toe for Christ's sake.
Speaking of gay, here's Weena.
Oh my god.
Here is some more fruity music for you, my man.
Yeah, I know you, Weena.
I know you.
Yeah, you fruit bowl bastard.
All right, I know you.
But seriously, if you go down and there's a fucking like, you know, some gay leprechaun in his ass, he's, you know, showing off his fucking anal camel toe, and you just went by him and it fucking slapped his gay ass.
Is that sexual harassment?
Will the gay be like, oh my God, police, I've been sexually harassed.
Or is that gay going to be like, oh, my asshole just puckered there.
You want to do that bare ass?
I mean, oh my.
I'm just asking.
These are questions to ask.
I mean, since gays define themselves by their sexuality, so does that mean that it is open season to just slap gay asses?
I'm just asking.
These are just questions that have to be asked.
Sexual Harassment Questions and Ponies00:15:04
I'm sorry.
Hey, and Macho Taco, I thought you were getting the hell out of here, you fucking troll.
All right, this next one is by Haruka Takahashi again.
I mean, weren't you the one that said, we love you, ghost?
Us bronies will always be here for you.
And we love you, and our hearts are open for you, ghosts.
Was that him or her or it?
I don't even know what the hell to call him anymore.
All right.
All right.
Haruku Takahashi requested this media share.
Go ahead.
Play.
What the hell?
How come it's not playing?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Here it is.
All right.
Here we go.
But the fate of Equestria does not rest on me making friends.
Thank you, sirs.
Maybe the ponies in Ponyville.
Oh, you're talking about this.
All right, look.
All right, look, I'll tell you what.
All right, I'll show this video because I don't think people have seen this, okay?
I don't think people have seen this, but let me see if I can find it here.
Let me see.
I think I can find it here somewhere.
Well, maybe, maybe not.
Hold on, hold on just a second.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
We gotta.
Is this it?
No, that ain't it.
Hold on.
Where is this shit?
Where is this?
Twilight, just try.
Hold on just a second.
All right, all right, all right, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I gotta show you this, okay?
Because the reason I'm gonna show you this is because somebody many years ago actually made a fucking My Little Pony video about yours truly, okay?
All right, now let me let me show you this, okay?
Let me let me show you this right now, okay?
First of all, here's the first one, okay?
I'm taking some time out because they actually made a my little pony fucking animation with me in it, okay?
All right, put the PC shot on.
Here it is.
Look, go ahead.
But the fate of Equestria does not rest on me making friends.
Thank you, sirs.
Maybe the ponies in Ponyville have interesting things to talk about.
Come on, Twilight, just try.
Hello?
I'm a capitalist!
That was interesting, all right.
Can he believe this?
Are you all right, sugarcube?
Yeah.
But what the hell is that about?
Hot sauce.
A freaking My Little Pony cartoon with yours truly.
Good.
You're trying to get lols here.
There's a lowing going on.
There's no low.
Um...
All the ponies in this town are crazy!
Do you know what time it is?
It's the eve of the summer sun celebration.
Everybody has to stay up for the rest of the princess raised the sun.
You really should lighten up, Twilight.
It's a bird.
believe this shit this can't be good Yeah, yeah, no shit!
Nightmare Moon.
Oh, je- Are you kidding me?
Remember this, Dick?
Yes, this actually happened, dude.
actually happened the night will last All right, seriously.
All right.
And they actually made a part two.
I don't know if everybody wants to see it, but they did make a part two to this.
And yeah, they actually made a My Little Pony cart.
But you want me to play part two?
Oh, dude.
Play part two, ghost.
Come on.
We want to see it.
I play part two.
All right, I'll play fucking part two.
Jesus Christ.
Put it on the PC shot.
Here it is right here.
What's the next one?
That's crazy.
That's not funny, dude.
Yeah, they did this.
Crap, my heart's beating like a freaking rabbit here.
It is said the last known location of the five elements was in the ancient castle of the royal pony sisters.
I mean, can you all believe this, dude?
It is located.
Somebody actually did this.
Super free forest!
Things are good!
That's interesting.
God damn it.
I mean, I almost don't want to do this, but you know.
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Cause every pony is a good one.
Yes, I've been ponified, dude.
Come.
These idiots, they're in hot water.
It's all I'm saying.
Let go.
Are you crazy?
No, I ain't.
I promise you'll be safe.
That's not true.
Now, listen here.
What I'm saying to you is the honest truth.
Let go, and you'll be safe.
You're lying on your ass.
Oh, good God.
I mean, this actually happened, folks.
Oh, yeah!
I'm sorry, guys.
I'm not used to being in these.
Jesus Christ, what the hell's going on?
Now, this might hurt for just a second.
Oh, you're just a little baby kitty, aren't you?
Yes, you have.
Water shy is cute.
I mean, can you all believe this?
Tell me, I mean, the bronies, dude.
The bronies, the fucking bronies.
Tell her sing it for Christ's sake.
Sing it like it's a freaking X Factor for Christ's sake, man.
But where if I shut that button?
The freaking singing, man.
What if she said, Pinky, you gotta stand up tall?
Learn to face your fears.
You'll see that they get hurt.
You just laugh to make them disappear.
Huh?
Ha ha.
Oh, look at him.
Such lovely, luminous scales.
I mean, y'all wanted to see this.
You all wanted to see this.
Oh, I know, I know.
Yes, your fabulous manicure.
Oh, it's so true.
All ruined without your beautiful moustache.
It's true, I'm hideous.
How more fruitier can we get, for Christ's sake, man?
We can cross now.
Allow me.
Never wondered why you never had faith in your voice?
The field of local life, home, and the payment.
Oh my god.
What the hell was that?
Who the hell donated?
You know, we're watching My Little Pony cartoon out here, Ghostified.
Play it for Christ's sake.
The most magnetic.
You know what?
I don't want to play it.
What am I doing there?
All right, we get it.
I think everybody's had enough of this shit.
All right, we get it.
I just wanted to show everybody that yes, yours truly was, you know, my little pony fide for fuck's sake.
Jesus Christ.
All right, now I know some of you people are like, ghosts, what the hell is this?
But hey, it happened.
It happened.
All right, let's get back to the media shares because I got to get done with these and we got to move on with the broadcast.
We got to do some other stuff here.
All right.
This next media share was requested by N. Hey, shut up in the chat room, dude.
All right.
Shut up.
Last one.
All right.
Well, let's do this.
All right.
Let's go ahead and let's play the last media shares and we'll go ahead and move on with the broadcast.
This next one is by N Wordled.
N Wordle just requested this one.
Let's go ahead and see what this media share is.
It's this.
Where do you all find this garbage, dude?
Seriously, where do you all find this garbage?
All right, we get it.
All right, hold on, hold on.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
This damn thing is getting ahead of me here.
I'm losing track.
I'm getting off keister for Christ's sake.
All right, this next one is by who the hell is this one?
This one was requested by, I don't know, who the hell requested this one?
Macho Taco?
Was it Macho?
No, it's not Macho Taco.
Who the hell requested this one?
Sonic?
I think this might have been Sonic, I guess.
Yeah, Sonic requested this one.
All right, go ahead and play it.
Sonic requested it.
Go ahead.
What's the smell?
Smells like trash.
Hmm?
What in the world is Annie doing here?
What?
Oh, God.
Are you fucking kidding?
Fucking brapping cartoons.
Come on, you got fucking brapping cartoons.
Yeah, she's so weird.
Is that fucking Sonic the Hedgehog?
You got a brapping Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon for Christ's sake, man.
You fucks are sick, man.
All right?
You guys are sick.
All right, let's get to the next media share.
This next media share is by not your kind of people.
They requested this.
Not your kind of people requested this media share.
Go ahead.
is it some guy in a wheelchair Some old guy in a wheelchair.
That's fucking great.
That's fucking great.
Listen, I'm not going to tell you fuckers again.
I am not in a fucking wheelchair, man.
All right.
Here's the next one.
This is Weena One Actual.
All right.
We know one actual requested this next media share.
Go ahead and play it.
Oh, yeah.
Woo!
Media scare now.
Re!
Dun dun!
Walk!
Now what did you say?
Re!
Spec!
Walk!
Are you talking to me?
Are you talking to me?
At least you got some goddamn music with some balls in it there, Weina.
Not this fruity ass butt-loving gay club music that you've been requesting as of late.
All right, who else we got?
We got Macho Taco.
Macho Taco requested this next media share.
Yo.
Welcome to Wank Bank, the sex education show that teaches you what they don't in school.
As you can probably guess from the title, today's episode is going to freak out.
This guy is a beanie wearing incel trying to teach people about sex.
If you're uncomfortable with that type of shit, now's the time to decide whether or not you're going to click away.
Well, today we're going to talk about whether or not you'd be able to have sex.
You know what?
Shut up.
You're an incel, freckle-faced, beanie-wearing idiot.
I hate people who wear beanies when it ain't cold.
Unnecessary beanie wearing is just an excuse to not show off your balding, receding hairline head.
All right, let's move on.
All right.
Wait a minute.
Mojo, you're requesting an electric light orchestra fucking song.
I'm not playing this.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to have to skip this, Mojo.
I'm going to have to skip this.
And the reason is, is because ELO is a fucking bunch of shit.
And if I play an ELO song, they will take down the fucking video.
They're that kind of assholes.
All right?
I'm not even joking.
ELO has taken down, and I only played a fucking ELO song for like 10 seconds.
And these fucking guys took down my fucking goddamn.
I mean, do not request ELO shit.
If you do a three-bucker or something there, Mojo, I'll play a fucking YouTube video for you because I know it's not your fault.
All right, but I'm telling you, ELO, do not play any ELO on any of your damn channels.
There's not even like, they'll just take it down, dude.
They're fucking dicks.
All right, I'm not even joking, and same with Wu-Tang Clan.
They're dickheads as well.
All right, anyway, let's move on.
All right, I'm serious.
Fucking ELO, fuck you.
But anyway, thank you, Mojo.
If you want, you can, you know, put a three-bucker and put a YouTube video, and I'll play that shit.
All right, in the field of local life, I'm sorry, Mojo.
It's not my fault, dude.
I'm not gonna get it taken down because of fucking fruity ass ELO.
All right, here's this next one.
This next media share was requested by Art Hammond.
Go ahead and play it.
Art Hammond.
What the fuck?
Catheters, Power Metal, and Horror Movies00:03:04
Mr. Ghostler, give us the news.
Why did you murder those six million Jews?
Jesus, fucking you.
We know you really like my little pony.
And that you've got a crush on Alex Jonesy, Ghostler.
You're so alone.
All right, we get it.
All right, shut up.
All right.
This next media share was requested by what Ghost Uses to Pee.
What Ghost uses to pee?
Go ahead and play it.
What is this?
Attention.
Catheter Patience on Medicare.
I'm a professional cowboy.
I use catheters.
Been cowboying for 25 years.
I've broken 14 bones, had two concussions, and a punctured lung.
I know pain, and I don't want any more of it.
Oh, my God.
Especially when I catheters for Christmas.
Now, I use the camera.
I didn't know that there were this many very good catheters out there.
Compared to the old ones, these ain't nothing.
I didn't know that there were this many very good catheters out there.
I mean, I was, you know, putting it up the peehole when I didn't realize that there were these condom-like catheters, you know, that went over the mushroom head.
And that was a lot easier than putting the, you know, the very hard plastic into the peehole.
All right.
Hold on.
We got the last one.
The last media share here, folks.
Hopefully, this is the last one.
It's called Ghost's Favorite Song.
Ghost's Favorite Song requested this last media share.
So let's go ahead and play it.
Play Ghost's Favorite Song.
Go ahead.
Projectile vomit, hot diarrhea.
Projectiles on the hiarrhea.
What the local live hall mental payment?
Oh my gosh.
Shit, all over a cemetery while I'm shooting dope.
Oh, man.
Why does anybody make these kinds of songs?
Fuck, fuck, Shit, shit, fuck.
Elephant penis stuck in a kitten, covered in crack-hoe shit.
Horse intestines baked in a casserole, served to some preschool kids.
All right, we get it.
All right, we get it.
All right, we fucking get it for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Hope you like power metal and horror movies.
Power metal and horror movies.
And here's Ard Hammond.
Oh, my God.
Ard Hammond.
All right, let's see.
Let's hear what Ard Hammond requested here.
What is this, Ard Hammond?
Life is like Seaman staying here in Pongworts.
What trials display pineapples?
It's um fuck fest might bang her miony right in pokine Jimdale.
Jackler Requests and Seaman References00:04:59
Yeah, I'm coming every day.
I'm out there with rat beat Jimdale.
Yeah, all right, we get it.
All right, that's enough.
Yeah, real funny Art Hammond.
Now, look, I'm going to close MediaShare here in about a minute.
What I'm going to do is I'm going to take a couple of sips of this beer.
I'm going to allow anybody that wants to do any more media requests to do so, and then we're turning it off and we're going to the next thing, okay?
We're going to the next thing.
Give me my goddamn, uh, give me my beer.
Ah!
In the field of local lies.
Oh, here's Macho Taco again.
You know, Macho Taco, you almost had me there.
You know what?
You almost had me with, I was out and I took my Hummer 100 miles to meet a girl and she didn't show up.
And I had some tacos.
Two number nines.
All right, we get it.
All right, let's listen to Macho Taco's Media Share.
All right.
Go ahead and play it.
What is this?
Gigi Allen.
Kill children, save food.
That's the name of the song.
Kill the children, save the food.
And don't they buy a bunch of fat chicken food?
Save your money.
Let us die.
So we can score soak in their fucking heart.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
All right.
Last media share is by Dark Meme Magician Girl.
Dark Meme Magician Girl requested this.
What is she doing?
This Grand Theft Auto?
Yeah.
Grand Theft Auto.
Kicking ass.
Beating ass.
Raping ass.
Carjacking ass.
Yeah.
Welcome to San Andreas from CJ from Grove Street Land with the hey bangers and cold beat.
And Los Santos neighbors get no.
All right.
All right.
That's it.
We're turning off Media Share right now.
It is now off.
And I think I got to do two more media shares because these idiots did this.
Well, first of all, Mojo, he accidentally put an ELO song.
And I'm sorry, Mojo.
ELO sucks, dude.
Do not play ELO on your fucking channel or they will, you know, take your fucking video down and then you got to do all kinds of dumb shit.
But all right, this is Mojo's makeup.
What did Mojo request?
What the hell?
There'll be no song if you don't suck my dude.
There'll be no fear if I call you ghost.
Just like the clouds, my eyes will do the same.
If you don't suck my dude, every day it will rain, rain, rain.
I remember that.
I remember that.
I remember that for Christ's sake.
And whatever happened to that guy, every time he'd call up for radio graffiti, all he would say is, Shock my dude!
Shock my dude!
The field of local live hall man.
Oh, look, here's Jackler.
I was late, so I had to put the link in this window.
Yeah, I'm sure you did.
Please accept this last year.
I'm sure you did, Jackler, you fucking piece of shit.
I'm sure you did.
Anyway, let me.
There's one by GenoX1987 and Geno X1987.
This son of a bitch is a little bit of a fucking troll weirdo himself.
What the hell is this?
Freddy vs. Jason All right, we get it.
All right, here's this one.
Jackler requested this one, all right?
Whatever the hell this is supposed to be by Jackler.
What is this, Jackler?
Open Ears and PayPal Scams00:07:23
Life is like a nigger here in all niggas.
I hate rock.
They are stupid and they can't do tactics.
Take us!
They are dumb and they're aircraft, top chicken.
Look at niggers, they're trying to raise money, but they can't because they spent all their money.
What you do is grab onto something.
I hate that.
They are stupid and they can't do anything.
All right, that's great, Jackler.
All right, we all know that you're a Brit Bong racist and a racist now.
A Brit Bong racist.
All right.
Yeah, that's great.
All right.
And let me tell you, I'm the melting pot of friendship out here.
Hey, black hat.
I already turned this shit off.
What the heck, ghost do you turn off?
I said I was going to turn it off in a minute.
Why don't you open your fucking ears?
Why don't you open your fucking ears?
Fucking hell, man.
Why don't you open your fucking ears and recognize that I turned the shit off?
All right.
I turned off media share, you fucking morons.
Open your fucking ears.
Local lies.
Stop doing this shit.
I already turned it off.
I was late too.
Please have mercy, ghostler.
Texans are a bunch of targets.
Dumb fucking pieces of troll shit that can't follow fucking direction.
No wonder you're fucking diagnosed as a bunch of autistic ass.
You can't fucking dance.
Fuck it, stupid dumb shitheads.
What is this?
A special education class or some shit?
Listen to fucking directions.
All right.
I said there are no more media shares, you fucking morons.
But of course, because all of the phallic fluffing that you're doing, you must have some clogged sinuses in your ears.
I'm not doing anymore.
You see, now you're making me belch.
Now you're fucking making me belch, for Christ's sake, you piece of shit.
Look, I'm going to do...
The field of local lies.
Fuck you!
You heard me say I was going to turn it off!
Especially you, dark meme magician girl, you bitch.
Falling asleep to your voice.
Especially you, you fucking dark meme magician girl, you dirty bitch.
All right, you know better.
You're just trying to think, oh, look, I'm a girl and I can do anything I want.
Rules don't apply to me because I got a fucking cunt.
Okay?
I got a cunt and it's Saturday night and I can do anything I want because I'm a fucking bitch and I don't fucking listen to rules because I'm a fucking cunt.
All right.
Who do we have?
A fucking black hat.
All right, let's fucking do these last goddamn three and let's move on.
Don't donate any fucking in the field of local live.
And fuck you, Macho Taco.
That's a three-bucker asshole.
All right, this ain't a fucking swap meet.
All right, I know you're probably out there at flea markets and swap meets and think that you could fucking, I don't know, do some kind of a barter.
Hey, you know, we ain't bargaining for oranges here, okay, Macho Taco.
All right, we're not bargaining for any kind of sombrero or something, all right?
So just sit there and shut your mouth.
All right, who is this?
Who is this black hat?
All right, we got two black hats for Christ.
Look, don't donate any more fucking media shares.
If you donate any more media shares in the field of local live hall mental video of you going any more media shares, I'm not playing them.
I'm not gonna play them.
So you're gonna lose your fucking money, and I don't give a shit what you do.
I'll fucking turn you into PayPal and say, hey, this is what they wanted me to show.
So you figure it out on your own, PayPal.
Jesus Christ, who else do we have here?
What is this?
Black hat, what the fuck did you request?
He wants to be the very best, like no radio host wars to procuse all around the world to raging cascades.
His airways across the land.
Capitalism far away.
Falling off the wagon again.
The camps will be his fault.
Pumpkin Scars got a broadcast of money.
It's his own destiny.
Pumping scores for not his friends.
Enemies are by your defence.
Pumping scars, tin for your hands.
I currently fall as true.
Communism conspiracy.
Big points of gold.
Politics gold.
Politics goes.
Politics goes, Paula.
I mean, what chicks did you people fucking pay to fucking do that shit?
I'm serious.
What chicks did you all fucking and what did you pay him with?
I'm not even joking around.
And I didn't realize you have chicks.
You fucking trolls got chicks in your crew.
Maybe I'm underestimating you, all right?
Maybe I'm underestimating you.
You got a couple of chicks.
Or were they traps, huh?
It was a dude.
A little bit of a trap there, huh?
Anyway, let's get to this next one.
Truth about Texans.
Truth about Texans requested this.
Fuck you, Texans and fuck you lone star business.
This is Christ.
Fuck that fucking Alamo and the fucking Lone Board steal.
Fuck every Dallas cowboy that ever draws a breath.
Fuck you, Texas.
And fuck you, Pung.
I work my fingers to the bone that I know about.
I'm the pretty good song rap with the Texas LCB.
They jerk my tunes off a home call.
Listen up to the soul.
They learn the fucking control.
Away the key.
Fuck you, Texas.
Fuck that fucking Nalamo Black.
All right, we get it.
We get it.
All right, we get it.
The truth about Texas.
Why don't you come on down here and talk that garbage to Texas and see if your ass doesn't get fucking beat into dog meat, boy?
All right, and this one is by Dark Me Magician Girl who thinks rules don't apply to her.
Go ahead and play this stupid fucking shit.
Yippee, there'll be no wedding bells for today.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I got spurs that jingle changed.
And if I go wildin' you know him already Ready Sing Hey, hey.
Hey, hey.
And that song ain't so very far from wrong.
Jingle, jangle.
Lily bells.
Oh, lily bell.
Hell, hell, hello.
Drunk Store Guy and Wedding Bells00:14:59
Oh, I'm mad.
All right, that's enough of this shit.
We get it, Dark Mean Magician Girl.
And last but not least, this one is Geno X 1987.
And no more after this, dude.
It's over.
There's no more media share.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
No more media share, for Christ's sake.
And by the way, if you take a look at the goddamn description, it says media share only if available.
It ain't available anymore.
So that's all there is to it.
All right, here.
Caught a video of you going down for more beer.
Oh, this is something that I've got to show.
I don't want to show this.
All right, I'll show this.
All right, this looks fair.
Let's see what it is.
What is he talking about?
Me, he says this is me going down for more beer.
This is what Gino said.
Oh, my God.
Dude, this dude's hammered.
Doctor says I think too much.
My liver is bored of my whiskey.
Dude, if you're this hammered, why would you even go down for even more alcohol?
Oh!
Oh!
I mean, he can't even keep himself up.
Look at this dude, man.
I mean, how hammered are you?
And you're going to get more beer?
Why, dude?
Oh, come on, just.
Come on, let's see if you can make it.
Make it a- whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh, that dude, did he break his leg?
He landed right on his leg, dude.
Oh, my God.
You've got to be shitting me, man.
Look, I never get this as well.
Okay.
Getting this drunk is completely irresponsible, and nobody should ever get this drunk for Christ's sake.
Can this guy get himself up off the fucking ground?
He landed on this with his damn way.
Can he get up?
What is he doing?
Trying to wipe his ass on the floor?
He's wiping his ass on the floor.
And when I come, he's going to get it wrong.
I mean, this is just horrible.
Yeah, use the beer for leverage.
That's smart.
So I'm a man, I'm calling, I'm a cackaholic.
I need a lift, I need a tight.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
He can't get up, dude.
HE FUCKIN' CAN'T GET UP! OH MY GOD Look at this guy.
He can't fucking get up.
Look at him.
I mean, how fucking drunk do you have to be to be this fucking load?
Look at this guy.
Look at him!
Oh my god, no.
I mean, does this guy ever get up?
Look at him.
He's trying to rationalize with himself.
Here's the store owner.
He's like, are you okay, buddy?
It's okay.
I'm just checking the bottom shelf, sir.
Trying to see if he got any kind of bottom shelf specials.
Oh my god, I'm sorry, I'm looking at the candies right here, sir.
Don't mind me.
I look at the old man.
He's like, oh, this guy.
What are you doing over there, boy?
What is your major malfunction there, boy?
I'm sorry, sir.
I'm just trying to look at the sales gear.
I'm sorry.
Don't mind me.
Oh, no, look, he's gonna be a good Samaritan.
It's gonna help him.
Can you call the police?
Call the ambulance or something.
You okay, boy?
Are you okay?
I can't sell you this beer, boy.
Come on, sir.
I'm okay, all right?
I think his leg is fucked up, dude.
He landed on his leg.
I don't think you can get up.
His leg is broke.
Don't worry, sir.
I'm there.
Okay, see, I'm up.
I'm up, sir.
You see that?
I'm up.
It's okay.
Now I'm going to take this.
Hold on, let me get it.
Let me get it.
I got it.
I'm going to take this 12 pack.
Whoa.
I'm going to take this 12-pack of beer.
I'm going to go to the front.
And I want to pay you.
And I want to continue my drinking session, okay?
So, you know, it's really cute.
All right, I'm just going to...
I just want my beer.
That's all I want.
I want my beer.
All right, looks like it.
Whoa, whoa!
Oh, my God!
By the way, Ghost, and some of the bronies and the Pegasisters, just as myself, will still be watching you and listening to you to the very last moment of your show or on whatever profile you have online, ghost, M-L-P-F-I-N, forever, and bronies and pegasister forever.
3.
There are girls that are bronies, dude.
Are you fucking, you got to be joking for Christ.
Oh, no, I want to see how this ends.
I want to see if this drunk, you know.
Oh, no, look at this guy.
It's like, look, are you okay, buddy?
I'm going to have to escort you out of the store.
You can't buy any more beer.
I can't sell you this beer, sir.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
The music screen is a little bit more.
This is the drinking.
I mean, all right, I've had enough of this.
This is, uh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, good God.
I cannot believe that these fucking drunk bastards.
I'm not even trying.
These drunk fucking bastards.
And I never said this.
Whoever hell's donated, I never said it.
Ladies and gentlemen, is the story of how I ended up in a wheelchair.
Oh, wait.
Oh, no, engineer.
It happened again.
I soiled my wheelchair.
Get over here and clean me up.
Oh, fuck off with the wheelchair jokes, dude.
Oh, my God.
The ending is good, apparently.
Can you skip to the end?
All right, well, all right, we'll watch it till the end.
All right, Dark Bean Magician Girl, even though you think the rules don't apply to you, all right?
We'll go ahead and try it.
All right, we'll play the rest.
I mean, this guy is fucking drunk.
All right, hey, listen, you know I drink, okay, but I don't ever drink to this capacity.
You will never see a video of me fucking stumbling over my own self like this.
Look at this, idiot.
You won't find it.
Look at this moron.
Just see this major strong man.
What the hell?
Whoa, shit.
Whoa!
Oh, oh, God.
Are you gonna pay for that?
Are you gonna pay for that, boy?
You fucking drunk?
Are you gonna pay for it?
Grab it for him.
Oh, my God.
Now he's spazzing out like a fucking card.
Hey, look at this old man.
He's like, what the hell?
He just came in here to get a lottery ticket.
Oh, my God.
Glenn Fred is a good one for you.
Man, this guy is half stroked out.
He's drunk so much.
Look, only one side of his body works.
That's me, that's me, so strong.
I know she could be strong.
Can you make it out?
Just throw them out, man.
Just throw him out of the fight.
Just throw him out of the store.
I know it's good.
Oh, now he's out.
Now he's out.
Now he's having a seizure or something.
Now he's going to sit Indian style and pray because of this Hindu.
Are you kidding me?
All that for that?
All that for that, for Christ's sake.
I thought there was going to be some climactic ending for Christ's sake.
What the hell happened?
And shut up in the chat room.
That isn't me, dude.
All right.
I don't ever get that drunk.
You all know me.
I get buzzed.
You know, don't get me wrong.
I get myself a little bit of a buzz going on, but I don't ever get that drunk.
All right.
Getting that drunk is completely irresponsible.
And I want everybody to know that across the internets, all right?
As a matter of fact, I've only had one beer.
It's almost 12 midnight.
It's almost 12 midnight.
And I've only had one fucking beer for Christ's sake, man.
Let me chug the rest of this.
And I think you all know what time it is, boy.
It's time for more beer.
You're damn right, baby.
And I always keep an ice chest right next to my desk because I can do that.
I got ice chest next to my desk, so I can do that.
I got a mothership for my desktop.
I can do that.
I let my chain hang to my nuts.
I can do that.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
All right.
Feeling good.
It's a fucking Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Troll show.
All right.
Now, look, everybody's like saying raid streams, ghosts, raid stream.
Who the fuck is on?
Who the hell is online right now?
Is there anybody online?
I don't even think there's any live streamers online.
I mean, wasn't Ice Poseidon online?
Look, he went off.
He's a fucking, he's a puss.
He's a goddamn puss, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm telling you, what the hell happened to Ice Poseidon, man?
What a fucking, oh, what the hell happened to that boy?
That boy ain't right anymore.
You know, that boy ain't right.
Are there any streamers out here?
For Christ's sake, there ain't even any streamers out.
i mean there's not even any streamers out here for christ's sake man they're all a bunch of i'm not fucking i'm not going to sjc That dude's a fucking tard.
Carl, dude, I'm not even acknowledging Carl.
Carl's a fucking, I hate that dude.
That dude's turning in real life streaming into a bunch of shit.
I am not a Carl fan whatsoever, all right?
All right, I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I'm going to take a break.
Okay.
And what I'm going to do is I'm going to set up the radio graffiti calls and we're going to take some radio graffiti.
I promised you guys I was going to do it a little earlier.
Okay.
I promised you guys I was going to do this a little earlier, so I'm going to do it now.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to be right back.
Okay.
Hold on.
Before I do that, let me leave y'all with something because I know I usually leave y'all with a song or something, but I don't want to do that.
In the field of local live menu, oh my God.
Raid Jackler.
I'm not raiding that stupid brit bong, all right?
All right, just go tell him to go fuck off, dude.
Seriously, man.
Get off my nuts, all right?
You suck, dude.
All right, you suck.
Nobody wants to see your Brit Bong ass play a fucking video game.
You know, I'm playing video games here.
And oh, look at me.
I'm over here.
You see me, guys?
I need some, you know, playing video games, you know, or me.
You know, fucking sitting over here.
You fucking, yeah, you fucking fucks, you know what I mean?
Anyway, I'm going to go ahead.
I'm looking for something to leave it on here because I know that I shouldn't really be leaving it on political stuff because, you know, this is not the Go show.
The Go Show is where we get to the political stuff.
So I need to leave it on something that, you know, that's a little bit on the troll side, I guess, or a little bit on the internet, the internet underground side.
So let me see what we can find here.
Let me see what I can leave it on here with, huh?
Let me see what I can leave it on here with.
All right, because I got to get the radio graffiti stuff on.
And excuse me.
Oh, yeah, I got one.
I got one here.
Here, let me put this on.
Now, before I get off here, because I'm going to take a break, all right, what I'm going to do is I'm going to hook up the, I'm actually going to hook up the whole goddamn radio graffiti stuff, okay?
And I'm going to leave you with this.
Now, are you familiar with this televangelist by the name of Kenneth Copeland?
This televangelist by the name of Kenneth Copeland recently bought a $40 million jet for himself.
What is this?
Man, ghost, my body has been aching because I've been sick.
Oh, geez.
Can you please massage me and then hit me in the back with a beer bottle and the break my legs?
I'll feel better then.
Of course, a sick fuck like you would say something like that there, Art Hammond.
Of course, some sick, disgusting bastard like you would say something like that.
All right, now what I'm going to leave you with is I'm going to leave you with Kenneth Copeland being ambushed by Inside Edition.
I believe it's Marissa Guerrero.
I can't believe Marissa Guerrero is even still around, but Marissa Guerro, ambushed journalist, does an ambush journalism situation with Kenneth Copeland.
Kenneth Copeland is a televangelist that just recently purchased a jet from Tyler Perry for like $40 million.
And Marissa Guerro goes up to him and asks him about it.
Because remember, he's supposed to be a man of the Lord.
He's supposed to be a man of the Lord.
And she asked him to justify what it is.
All right.
So I'm going to go ahead and put that on there.
All right.
I'm going to go ahead and put that on there.
I'm going to be right back, folks.
And when I come back, I'm going to have the radio graffiti lines open.
And we're going to do radio graffiti for a bit.
All right.
Put the PC shot on.
I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
When I come back, we're doing radio graffiti.
Play it.
Let's play this.
Midnight Coalition and Reverend BJ Preach00:16:11
Kenneth Copeland.
I'd like to ask you about why you don't want to fly commercial.
Why have you said that you won't fly commercial?
You said that it's like getting into a tube with a bunch of demons.
Why do you think that?
No, listen to me just saying.
Not the people.
The main reason is because of the need.
If I flew commercial, I'd have to stop 65% of what I'm doing.
That's really the mean.
Isn't it true that you want to fly commercials so that you can fly in luxury?
How much money did you pay for Tyler Perry's Gulfstream jet, for example?
Well, for example, that's really none of your business, but...
Isn't it the business of your donors?
Listen, I paid.
You kind of caught me off guard here, okay?
Certainly.
Well, if you'd like to come out here, I'd like to give you a chance to catch your breath and have a conversation.
We don't want to catch you off guard.
I love Inside Edition.
You've got to get this now.
Hey, you listening to me?
My wife thinks Inside Edition is, oh, yeah.
Now, thank you, Lord.
Help me.
Let me pray this.
Well, let me just ask you a really simple question.
A lot of people think it's unbecoming for a preacher to live a life of luxury and to fly around in private jets.
What's your response to that?
Very simple.
It takes a lot of money to do what we do.
We have brought over 100, let's see, the latest figures just came out.
122 million people to the Lord Jesus Christ.
Let me give you another example.
Last May, I was scheduled for Lagos, Nigeria.
That's a long ways.
I had a week off, and I was scheduled for Peru.
And I prayed about it, and I thought, I'm not missing that dedication in Jerusalem without the airplane that we have that I bought from Tyler Perry.
And I didn't pay anywhere.
Tyler's one of the greatest guys.
He made that airplane so cheap for me, I couldn't help but buy it.
Well, my question then, well, okay, all right, but I want to get to the demons because people are very concerned about that comment.
Give me a chance here, Inside Edition.
I love your eyes.
And here's what happened.
We flew in 21 days, 70 hours, 40,000 miles, touched five continents, and preached face-to-face, personally, with 125,000 people.
Do you ever use your private jets to go visit your vacation homes, for example?
Yes, I do.
Okay.
Again, getting back to the comment.
You said that you don't like to fly commercial because you don't want to get into a tube with a bunch of demons.
Do you really believe that human beings are demons?
No, I do not.
And don't you ever say I did.
We wrestle not with flesh and blood, but principalities and powers.
Can you explain what you meant by that term then?
Just explain, because it's really simple.
You said you didn't want to get into a tube with a bunch of demons.
What did you mean?
The well, let me ask you.
Do you think that people that fly commercial are demons?
If you give me a chance to talk, sweetheart, I'll explain this to you.
But it's a biblical thing.
It's a spiritual thing.
It doesn't have anything to do with people.
People, I love people.
Jesus loves people.
But people get pushed in alcohol.
Do you think that's a good place for a preacher to be and prepare to go preach to a lot of people when somebody in there is dragging some woman down an aisle?
It made me so mad to see that on television.
I wanted to punch a guy out myself.
I can't be doing that while I'm getting ready to preach.
So you just don't like to be around the sinful people or the hurtful people.
Is that what you're saying?
Not the people, baby.
the people.
Back during the days that we couldn't do anything else, we had a tribal commercial.
When I went to Oral Roberts University, I flew for Oral Roberts.
I'm the commercial pilot.
So I spent a lot of time in Arabic.
And you have how many planes?
We have the Gulf Stream.
And we still have our citation team.
And then we have a little small airplane.
But those are the two ones that we use.
And we use them all the time.
And other people use them too.
We have other ministries that use these.
In the book of Ephesians.
Oh, God, I love this.
We wrestle not with people, but with principalities and powers, unseen things, rulers of the darkness of this world.
Talking about the devil.
He's a very real devil.
Just the same as Jesus is a very real Lord.
And I spent a lot of time on airlines.
All right.
Do you hear this guy?
Do you hear this guy?
I don't want to play it all the way.
All right.
But you get what I'm getting at here.
And you people are calling me a shekel goblin for Christ's sake.
This guy is using the name of the Lord, all right, to summon up money to be given to him so that he can buy Gulfstream airplanes, so he can go in his vacation homes.
I mean, did you see that escalade, that late model escalade that he was getting himself into for Christ's sake?
I mean, come on, man.
Come on.
Anyway, I just had to leave you with that, okay?
What is this?
Oh, my God.
It says that Kenneth Copeland clip shows the hypocrisy of phony televangelist Christians.
Automatic.
Oh, my God.
Religion was one of the greatest scams ever created.
Oh, oh.
I'm just saying, man, I know you people out here, you call me some kind of overgrown shekel goblin.
I mean, what the hell was that?
What the hell was that?
I can't get on regular airplanes because people are evil.
They're evil people.
And they're evil.
And I got to fly private.
I got to fly my own private plane because I don't want to be around evil, evil people.
You're getting your money from people.
Aren't you a televangelist?
Isn't it your job to supposedly make evil people into pious people, into religious people, into people of faith?
I mean, are you fucking kidding me with this guy?
Ooga, booga, my nigga, ghost.
That dude's just as big of a shekel goblin as you are.
Oh, fuck you.
Are you kidding me?
I'm not a shekel goblin.
This fucking guy is literally using the naivety of his own followers and saying, right now.
As a matter of fact, you know what?
I should preach right now.
Since y'all are calling me a shekel goblin, let me go ahead and preach, all right?
Let me bring in Reverend BJ up in here.
Reverend BJ, go ahead and take ahead of the, go ahead and say what you have to say.
And maybe, just maybe, you can get some donations coming in.
Can you do that?
Yes, I can.
All right, go ahead and take the mic.
How's everybody doing out there?
I'm Reverend BJ with the Midnight Coalition.
And I'd like for all of you right now to stop what you're doing.
And I want you to pray with me.
That's right.
I want you to pray with me.
And what I'd like for you to do is I'd like for you to put your hands on the computer screen right now.
I said, put your hands on the computer screen right now, and I want you to pray with me.
I want you to pray with me.
Listen, stop what you're doing.
Do not let that devil make you think that you're being foolish by putting your hand on the computer screen.
I want you to do it, and I want you to do it right now.
Now, what I'm going to do is I am going to send a prayer, and I'm going to send my holiness vibes across this fiber-optically connected world that we call the internet.
So put your hand on the computer screen right now, and I want you to pray with me.
God, I want you to take my holiness power, and I'd like for you to send it across the fiber-optically connected world that we call the internet.
And I want you to save all the people out there that are asking for it, God.
I want you to send the holiness spirit and the holiness vibes, and those folks that need it the most.
I want you to send it out there, God.
And for you, Satan, you're a fiend, Satan.
You pray on the minds of the weak.
You pray on the minds of the feeble.
And I want you to get back behind me, Satan.
Get back behind me.
Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck yeah, Reverend B.J.
We got one.
Art Hammond donation right now.
And praise Jesus, Art Hammond.
Get back behind me, Satan.
Get back behind me.
You're a fiend, Satan.
Lord, I want you to send my holiness vibes through me.
I am your conduit, Lord.
Send the holiness vibes out there and tell me what you've done for the people that have put their hands on the computer screen right now.
Tell me, Lord.
What are they?
Hold on.
The Lord has just informed me that somebody that has had the AIDS has been cured right now by putting their hands on the computer screen right now.
Hallelujah.
Praise Jesus.
The Lord has just informed me that somebody that has anal cancer is purely now been cured of his anal cancer disease.
Praise Jesus.
I have just been told by the Lord that a woman that was supposed to get an operation on her crotch does no longer have to do it because of praise of Jesus.
Now, what I'd like for everybody to do right now is I'd like for you to give me a call right now, 1-800-Reverend B.J. Hallelujah.
Reverend Father B.J. I'm cured of the nigger AIDS.
Praise be to the Lord.
All you vile sinners.
Don't talk that way.
Don't disrespect my sermon.
Don't disrespect my sermon.
Now, what I'd like for you all to do right now is I'd like you to call 1-800-Reverend BJ, and I want you to contribute 10% of what you earn each year to the Midnight Coalition and to the Lord.
Oh, my God.
Ghost is on his knees pleasing Jesus.
You're not going to get me angry.
I'm telling you right now, what I'd like for you all to do right now is give me a call right now, 1-800-Reverend BJ, and donate 15% of what you earn each year to the Midnight Coalition and to the Lord.
And if you don't, you're going to burn in hell.
You're going to burn in hell.
So I don't know what you're doing right now.
I have cured people of AIDS.
If you are a homosexual, I will reserve you a seat in the kingdom of heaven.
I will reserve you a seat in the kingdom of heaven.
All you've got to do is give me a call right now at 1-800-Reverend BJ and donate 20% of what you earn each year to the Midnight Coalition and to the Lord.
And I will reserve you a seat in the kingdom of heaven.
That's right.
That's right.
1-800 Reverend B.J.
And let me tell you right now, we can do whatever it is that you need us to do.
We will cure you with age.
All right.
Oh, my God.
I want to feel his salvation all over my face, ghost.
I don't know what you're saying there, dark me magician girl, but you can pray with me.
You can pray with me right now.
You can save yourself from burning in hell.
You can save yourself from burning in hell right now by calling 1-800 Reverend BJ and donating 25% of what you earn each year to the Midnight Coalition.
And remember, you're donating this to the Lord.
When you donate to the Midnight Coalition, you're making a sacrifice.
And that sacrifice will be looked upon by Jesus as piety.
It'll be looked upon by Jesus as piety.
Okay?
So once again, if you're a homosexual, you will not burn in hell if you call 1-800 Reverend BJ and donate 30% of what you earn each year to the Midnight Coalition.
I will reserve you a seat in the kingdom of heaven.
By God, I will do that, boy.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
You get it.
That's Kenneth Copeland.
All right, that's Kenneth Copeland.
Look at all the damn donations for Reverend B.J. Spread the salvation all over our faces, Jesus.
Touch the screen.
Touch the screen.
Amen.
All right.
All right.
Look at all the donations for Reverend BJ over here, man.
That's not funny.
All right.
This is supposed to be the Saturday Night Troll Show.
And you guys should be, you know, donating to me.
All right.
Not Reverend BJ.
All right.
And Reverend BJ, how much do you need to donate each year to reserve a seat in the kingdom of heaven?
You've got to donate 35% of what you earn each year to the Midnight Coalition.
And if you don't, you're going to burn in hell.
All right.
Y'all hear that?
All right.
Now, with any further ado, let me go ahead and drink some beer up in here.
all right yeah all right And let's go ahead and hook it up.
Let's hook it up with some wacky tobacco before we get to some radio graffiti.
All right.
Let's get to some wacky tobacco.
All right.
Where's my pipe?
All right.
Where's my pipe?
Ah, shit.
I just dropped the fucking ashes all over the fucking place for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
Sabbath day dono show.
The Sabbath day dono show.
What the fuck does that mean?
What the fuck does that mean?
The Sabbath day dono show.
Oh, Jesus.
All right, give me my goddamn bag of some of this Hollywood Kush, baby.
That's right.
I got me some of this Hollywood Kush, baby, and it smells.
You know what I'm talking about?
It is a smelly son of a bitch.
You can see all these little crystals all over the bud, baby.
Little crystals.
Local live fucking jewelry.
Oh, my God.
75% are burn heathens.
Well, I think he said 35%.
Hold on, how much is it, Reverend BJ?
If they call right now, 1-800-Reverend BJ and donate 40% of what they earn each year, I will reserve them a seat in the kingdom of heaven.
So you heard the man, all right?
You know where to get it.
You know what to do.
Reverend BJ will reserve you a seat in the kingdom of heaven.
Home Live Entertainment and Kingdom Seats00:06:26
All right.
I'm telling you, it's my Reverend.
Reverend BJ has been my Reverend since I was a little boy, and I love him dearly.
All right.
But what?
Come on, Reverend BJ.
Just give me one big sloppy nasty card hammock.
Come on, dude.
That's sick.
That's fucking sick.
Don't tell that to the man of the cloth.
Don't be saying that of a man of the cloth.
Here, let me break open a bud.
Y'all hear this?
Oh, yeah.
Man, we're breaking buds up in here, baby.
And it's sticky icky, baby.
It's good.
It's good, baby.
All right.
I'm going to take a hit of some of this tetrahydrocannabinol, this wacky tobaki, the devil's lettuce, the reefer, the grass, the poop smoke.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Wait, no way, Cerrone.
Oh, no.
Cowboy Cerrone got beat by Ferguson.
Was it a split decision or did he get knocked the fuck out?
I'm glad I didn't bet on that.
I'm serious.
Ceroni's been kicking ass the past like three or four fights, dude.
I mean, kicking ass hands down.
Fucking Cerrone.
Cowboy Cerrone.
What a piece of crap.
Anyway, for all those that don't know what I'm talking about, Khabib is talking about the UFC fight that I'm missing because I'm sitting here wasting another weekend with you trolls.
All right.
According to Khabib, he got smacked, broke his nose, and his eyes swelled up too much to continue.
Ah, come on.
Come on.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, wasn't he the favorite, dude?
He was kicking ass in like the past three or four fucking fights.
You know, I can't believe this for Christ's sake.
Ghost, do you live on 12315 Jones Maltzburg?
You know, people said that I do.
I don't know.
That's on my Encyclopedia Dramatica.
That's on my Encyclopedia Dramatica page.
I mean, I don't know where the fuck they got that one, but okay.
Fucking dumb trolls.
Gimme my smoke.
You gotta hold it and let it hit the brain.
Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.
Shit.
Oh, God.
That was a clean screen, dude.
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
All right, let me...
And you know, every time I take a hit, dude, I get these fucking mucus coming out of my orifices, for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ, that put, that brought tears to my eyes, baby.
That brought tears to my eyes there, boy.
Oh, man.
Here, one more.
Just one more.
Just fucking, just one fucking more hit, and then we're going to get to radio graffiti.
We'll get to all the other stuff.
All right.
And by the way, did y'all, were y'all really serious that you wanted me to pay for this fucking dating line and you wanted me to call this dating line?
You wanted to pay for this shit?
I mean, we'll get to that after radio graffiti.
All right.
We're doing radio graffiti first, then we'll do the dating line, okay?
Jesus, I'm paying for a fucking dating line.
I'm a married man.
I'm paying for a fucking dating line.
Hold on.
Let me take another hit here.
You've got to hold it and let it hit the brain, dude.
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh my God.
Get a dual monitor set up.
Then you could watch the shitty fight while we grace you with our presence.
Yeah, you know what, Emperor Gritty?
I've got multiple.
I got a 48-inch ultra-wide screen monitor.
I've got a 27-inch monitor here.
I've got another laptop right here.
It's like the mothership on my desk here, okay?
If I paid attention to the fight, I would not be able to do the show that I'm doing here.
I wouldn't be able to.
I mean, you could tell that I was preoccupied.
All right.
I'm trying to, you know, show you folks some respect around here.
All right.
I'm trying to show y'all some respect.
And hey, all you people that are saying that the show sucks, and get the fuck out of here.
Who asked you to stay here?
All right.
Who the fuck asked you to stay here?
Don't say my show sucks.
All right.
Don't fucking say my show sucks.
My show is the fuck.
I'm in the field of home live fucking entertainment.
I'm a God.
The fuck are you talking about, man?
The fuck are you talking about?
Give me my smoke.
All right.
We're going to move on with the show.
I'm just doing me a little bit.
All right.
I'm doing me.
It's a Saturday Night Troll show.
I'm doing me right now.
All right.
I'm doing me.
All right.
I'm doing me.
All right.
And I don't want anybody to be sitting here judging me because I'm doing me.
Look, if you want to call Radio Graffiti Line, if you know it, it's already open.
All right.
I'm going to be getting a Radio Graffiti in about five minutes.
Okay.
And listen, make sure not to have an Obama phone.
Make sure to talk loudly so that we can hear you.
And pre-write it.
If you think that you're going to add lib something on Radio Graffiti and you don't have the proper articulation to be able to do so, can you pre-write it and then read it and maybe it'll sound a little better.
Okay.
I'm just, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
And wait a minute.
Radio Graffiti and Obama Phones00:02:14
Is Lucha on?
Is Lucha really on?
Hold on.
Is that fucking little burrito-eating bastard?
Is he really on?
Hold on.
Let me see if he's on for Christ's sake.
Where is he?
He's not on.
Look at he's fucking.
Are you kidding me?
He's scared shitless to be on.
Are you kidding me?
He ran.
He tried to raid my stream yesterday and he ran with his tail between his legs like I was a Border Patrol agent or Lamigra because he knows I was fucking ripping him a new one, man.
He's nothing.
All right.
He should be shining my shoes.
That's what Lucha should be doing.
He should be shining my fucking shoes.
And what?
EBZ's on?
Let me tell you.
I have had donations here this week telling me not to go on EBZ stream that he's a loser and this I'm not looking I'm not saying he is I actually like EBZ I do admit that his content has been getting stale but You know, I don't know.
I don't know.
They're saying that he's going to move to Cameroon or something.
I don't know.
All right.
I mean, I'd like more in-real life streamers, dude.
You know?
Hey, Jackler, I know that you've been trying to feed off my nuts ever since I've started this show.
If you wanted me to promote your show, why don't you do something worth the shit?
Why don't you go out in London or something?
Go talk to the go talk to the brethren out there of Arabic persuasion and do something.
Get some content going on, dude.
All right.
Look, I'm tired of gamer streamers.
All right.
That fucking shit's going to fade away.
The only people that are actually going to be making money off gaming streaming are people that are actually good at the game.
That are so good that they're fucking kicking ass.
They're winning fucking tournaments and doing all this shit.
I'm not even joking around.
I am fucking tired of seeing losers playing their fucking video.
That's why I'm not doing it.
Dude, that's why I'm not doing it.
Because I don't want to do it.
All right.
Maybe I'll do the VR thing.
And by the way, I'm waiting for either the Valve Index or the HTC Cosmos, whichever one, whichever one comes out sooner, I'm getting.
Okay.
And you're talking, dude, don't mention Carl in this.
Lucha Racism and Gaming Streamers00:06:24
Dude, Carl is an idiot.
I mean, I hope Carl gets arrested.
I mean, look, if Arab Andy gets arrested for what he did, then this fucking idiot Carl should be arrested as far as I'm concerned.
All he does is harass people without their fucking consent.
All right?
He harasses fucking people without their fucking consent.
And I fucking hate that dude.
All right.
He's an idiot.
All right.
There's nothing funny about him.
He's a cringe lord.
Jesus Christ.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Yeah, your autism is showing the surge.
All right.
Your fucking autism is showing.
Give me my fucking drink.
He's a fucking, he's a fucking idiot, dude.
He's a moron.
All right.
There's a fucking imbecilic moron, for Christ's sake.
Give me my drink.
You can tell him I said that.
Let me tell you, if he did the shit to me that he does to innocent people, that idiot would have been on the floor in a puddle of his own blood and piss.
And I wouldn't, I would have stayed there and told the police I gladly did it.
All right.
I'm not even kidding.
Wait a minute.
Is that the real Lucha?
Is that really Lucha?
Is that you?
I don't appreciate it.
Oh, let me see.
Look at his channel.
Go to his channel.
Is that him?
Yeah, it's fucking him.
Hey, Lucha, let me tell you something.
All right.
I'm not a racist, you piece of shit.
I didn't appreciate you and your tranny little bimbo raiding my goddamn broadcast last night.
All right.
And then trying to call me out as some kind of a fucking racist.
I'm not a racist.
I'm not a goddamn racist, for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I'm a nice guy.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Hush, you fat get.
What the fuck does that mean?
I'm not a racist.
Hey, Lucha.
I live in San Antonio, Texas.
All right.
I live in San Antonio, Texas.
There's a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
Okay.
I couldn't be racist to live out here.
All right.
Hey, hey, hey, Vato.
All right.
Me alblo Españor, Puto.
All right.
So, Calle Te lo Sico.
Tu no que es Chingaso with este meto meto mas Chingon.
All right.
Dio Nintendo, Puto, huh?
En Tiendes Mendez, motherfucker.
I'm telling you, you're calling me a racist.
I don't really appreciate that, Lucha.
All right.
Now, I know you're trying to get your little two-bit fucking streaming career up and running, but you ain't going to do it off the back of me trying to clown me that I'm some kind of a goddamn racist, all right?
I'm not a racist.
You know something?
Not only do you owe me an apology, you owe me a public apology for calling me that, you people.
I can't believe that you'd said that to me.
In the field of local live homemanters.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
Klansman ghostly, look, shut up, all right, assholes.
Shut the hell up.
Hey, Lucha, I want a fucking apology, man.
I want a goddamn apology from you, and I want it now.
I want you to put it in the chat room so it's documented and say, good sir, I'm fucking sorry for calling you racist.
I didn't realize that you were in a fucking city that is 85% Mexican.
All right?
I want you to fucking say you're sorry, Lucha.
I'm not even kidding around.
All right?
Or I'm going to find you and take your fucking mask.
I'm not even kidding, man.
All right.
Just call me Bruiser Brody.
All right.
I'll just call me Bruiser Brody, man.
I'll take your fucking mask and wipe my ass with it.
All right.
And then give it back to you and say, here, here, take some of that.
Now you can call yourself Mexican, boy.
Give me a damn break.
All right.
Jesus.
not making threats i'm not making he's calling me a racist He's calling me a racist, dude.
I don't appreciate that, man.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
All right.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Hispandex.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Oriental, WAP, Kraut, Muck Shovel and Mix, Kangaroo Bangers.
I mean, I'm a fucking melting pot of friendship, man.
I'm a nice guy.
In the field of local live home.
Oh, get the fuck out of here, CX, if Ghost hates blacks.
Let me tell you something.
I got a lot of blacks in my chat room.
What's up to my blacks out there, man?
What are you talking about?
What's up to my, I got a lot of blacks.
Look at all the blacks in my chat room.
What's up to my blacks?
What's up to all my blacks out there, man?
Cheers to you, baby.
All right?
I mean, I've got some of the closest friends that happen to be black, man.
My boy Tyrone.
My boys Archie Lee and Kuda Bang.
All right.
Who the hell?
I don't see any black folks around you besides that weird wizard looking son of a bitch that tried to be a scuff butler and ended up being a fucking mental basket case.
But either way, I mean, cheers to my blacks.
All right, you guys out there, cheers to my blacks out there.
And what?
Oh, now he, Lucha says in the chat room that I'm racist because I called him a burrito eater.
Do you eat burritos?
I mean, do you eat burritos?
That's just a question.
Do you eat burritos?
Well, I do like a decent burrito.
Yes, I am Lucha.
And I do like a decent burrito.
So how's that racist if you eat them, huh?
How is it racist if you eat them?
How is it racist if you're...
Just shut up, all right?
My name is Lucia, and I am the scuff butler from the former CX mansion.
And I do like burritos, and I like to tell everybody out there that it's CX people.
Yes, I am a Lucha Libre.
I had the mask, and I'm going to tell Ghost that he's racist.
And he's a racist vazo.
YouTube Streaming and Burrito Eaters00:09:26
To resist a Fantisma.
The field of local live.
Oh, here's Burger Bud 9000.
Hey, Lucha.
Good to see someone with talent actually grace this show.
Beyond you, an engineer, no one with talent is on this show.
You're a close second to Burger Planet.
Are you kidding me?
Listen to me.
Hold on, all right.
Burger Bud9000.
Shut your face.
I am fucking YouTube streaming.
I am YouTube streaming.
Do you understand that?
Oh, my God.
Well, Lucha is Juan Cena.
All right, who cares?
Listen.
I am the fucking underground.
Do you understand me?
I am streaming on fucking YouTube right now.
Do you understand that?
And it's time for the rest of you idiots to understand that.
Instead of sitting there waxing your goddamn carrot, think that you're going to come at me for Christ's sake.
All right.
And who the fuck is Gary?
Can somebody tell who the hell's Gary?
Is he that stupid asshole that's on those clips for CX and he's got like a fucking beard and he has his ugly looking chick, tries to sing, trying to make a star out of it?
Is that that fucking asshole?
You know I'm talking to me.
That Gary producer idiot, you know, where he's out there.
He's playing the fucking guitar and he's got his fucking chick in front of a goddamn stupid fucking microphone.
I'm trying to be a star.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Is it that dude?
Oh, that's great.
Two fucking loser streamers coming over here to fucking suck my schlong head.
That's great.
Oh, yeah, that's fucking great.
Why don't you add Ice Poseidon to the mix?
Hey, why don't you go ahead and fucking text Ice Poseidon and say, hey, hey, Ice, can you come over here to go stream?
Yeah, dude, fuck it, dude.
They kicked my ass on 63, dude.
I'm not cool anymore, dude.
So fuck it, dude.
We're going to do everything CX, dude.
Look at Jesus Christ.
I can't believe I'm even having this conversation with these streamers.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
Lucha and fucking Gary, if you're listening and anybody else, you better realize that you're looking at the man of YouTube streaming, all right?
I am YouTube streaming right now.
I am YouTube streaming.
What the fuck you talking about?
The field of local live hall mental payments.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
Coat hangers, Andy C. What the fuck does that mean for Christ's sake?
Do you understand that?
I am the internet underground.
You don't understand.
I've been doing this for over 11 years.
All right, Lucha.
I was doing this streaming thing when you were out there fucking thinking you were a Lucha Libre out there at fucking Guadalajara, Mexico, wherever the fuck you come from, when you were just six or seven years old, boy.
Do you understand that?
I've been around, baby.
All right.
I've been around.
So go shove it up your ass.
Yeah, Gary better stop streaming.
Stupid idiots talking about his dumb girl.
Why do these fucking idiots bring your girl on the stream like we give a fuck?
Huh?
Look, this is my girlfriend, and she's going to sing for you, okay, guys?
And, you know, download us on this fucking.
Go fuck yourself.
I mean, good God.
All right.
All right.
Let me let me just calm down.
I got a little too off keyster.
I didn't mean to do all that.
I'm sorry you all had to see that.
I'm sorry you all had to see that for Christ's sake.
I'm not even kidding around.
I had to bitch slap a few fucking shitty ass streamers that are trying to take a whiff of my butt crack.
And, you know, why don't you take about 10 steps away from my fucking butt crack?
All right, Lucha.
All right, Gary.
All right.
I am modern streaming today, baby.
All right.
Oh, he looked by text to speech.
Is trying to leech views and his drag queen GF can't even save his stream.
Oh, did you hear that, Lucha?
You're getting dissed on text-to-speech, dude.
Text to speech?
You got Dark Me Magician, girl, conjuring up the fucking post-Ike Tina Turner and slapping you in the mouth, boy.
Is he still in here?
Is he still in here?
Where is this boy?
Is he still in here?
Or did he leave with his tail between his legs like he did yesterday?
He's still in here, boy.
Where is he?
Lucha in here?
No, he fucking.
Oh, there he is.
He's still in there.
He's still in there, boy.
Let me tell you something, Lucha.
All right?
You better take notes.
Instead of sitting there flapping your goddamn burrito-eating fingers on the keyboard and talking garbage to me in my chat room, what you need to do is get yourself a pad and paper and start taking notes on not only how to be a real fucking man, but how to be a real streamer, boy.
Do you understand me, Lucha?
All right?
Until then, won't you come work for me?
All right?
Won't you come work for me, boy?
All right?
Ghost actually reads the shit that gets TDSed to him, unlike the degenerate Kufar Lucha and his male-to-female girlfriend.
See to send Lucha to the crane Islamic Republic of Iran.
Oh, man.
You're even getting dissed by Islamic folks.
All right, Lucha.
I mean, good God.
Oh, oh, my God.
Hey, Lucha, come work for me, man.
Come be my butler.
All right.
I'll actually pay you.
All right.
Hey, for them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
That's the fucking saying that's known around these parts.
I'll pay you my.
How much do you want?
How much is it?
I'll even ship you down here.
I'll even put you in a little box and we'll get you first-class Federal Express and we'll ship your ass down here.
You're short enough to put in a little box.
How much you want, Lucha?
How much you want there?
I'm not even joking around.
That's a legitimate offer.
I'll ship your ass over here.
I'm not even joking.
All right, I'm not kidding.
I'm putting it out there.
How much do you want?
How much do you want?
I will pay you.
Come down here and help.
I'll put you to work.
I'll put you to work.
All right.
I'll pay you.
All right.
I'm not going to be like, hey, dude, fuck it, dude.
You're going to be a streamer, dude.
Fuck it, dude.
Oh, my God.
We're in this streamer, dude.
Mean Magician says, I am the real king of Mexicans, the rightful heir to the throne.
Bow down before me, Lucha.
You sad excuse of a Mexican.
I'm also Mexican, too.
Whoa!
The meme magician is Mexican, dude.
Oh, dude.
I do have a lot of Mexicans that listen to me, even though you got some of these Mexican kids that grew up with me are saying that I contributed to them drinking Cerveza, but you know, Lucha.
You know, it's a cycle, right?
It's a cycle.
The stupid Spic doesn't know how to read and write.
Oh, dude.
Oh, no, no, no.
Let's not get racist.
Let's not get racist on Lucha.
Let's not get racist.
I'm not a racist.
Can we forget about the Lucha house party wannabe here and just get to Radio Griffin?
Oh.
He's leeching off the fact that you get over three times the viewers that he does.
That really is timehold to spit on Lucha.
Oh, my God.
Oh, man.
And Lucha's still in there.
I mean, he's a glutton for punishment, man.
I mean, you know, you ever seen a Mexican boxer when they're losing?
They just won't go down.
You know, you can punch him in the head and punch them in the head.
They're like, hey, dude, I'm still coming.
Vuggy dude.
All right.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
Hey, and by the way, Lucha, when you come work for me, it's GX.
All right, baby?
It's GX.
All right, baby.
That's what we're doing.
We're GX.
Come work for me.
I'll pay you.
Come on over here.
What do you want?
Pesos?
Oh, my God.
A lot of these streamers are just fucking posers that act cool and tough, but are actually just.
Oh, man.
Everybody on TTS is literally clowning not only Lucha and the fruity ass Gary, but all of CX, baby.
I'm telling you.
What did I tell you about the power of meme sorcery?
Huh?
You destroyed CX, and now, look, we have usurped CX.
You understand that?
We have usurped CX.
I mean, look at Ice Poseidon.
He could barely go out to 6th Street without getting his ass fucking slapped around and bullied for Christ's sake.
Hey, dude, it's too much, dude.
I just want to go home, dude.
I just want to go home and play RuneScape, dude.
That's all I want to do, you know, is play RuneScape, dude.
Fuck it, dude.
Fuck it, dude.
Jesus Christ.
Give me my drink.
Hey, dude, I'm just going to play RuneScape, okay, dude.
But don't worry, dude.
We're going to do fucking dude.
Fuck it, dude.
All right.
Anyway, look.
I didn't mean to go off keyster in that direction, folks.
We had Lucha come in here and try to raid us, and obviously we kicked the shit out of him and his people.
All right, they don't want none.
They're sitting over there.
They're fucking, I mean, their gums are bleeding for Christ's sake.
I got no shit.
Look at Simulator Player.
Look at what Simulator Player just said.
Virtual beatdown.
Oh, man.
Virtual beatdown is an understatement, baby.
It's not just the ghost man sitting there making you look like a fucking urinal, or I should say a midget at a urinal on your toes, but you got the TTS.
Chupacabra Trips and RuneScape Raids00:14:43
Look at the TTS.
Look at the TTS.
Look at me, magician.
Who's Lucha?
A scuff nacho libre?
Hey, do it for me one time.
One time, Lucha.
Nacho.
Come on, let's say it with me.
Say it with me, baby.
I'm telling you, you don't want to battle witch with me, baby.
All right.
I'm telling you right now, you don't want to battle witch with me.
I'm telling you right now, you ain't heard of Ghostman.
All right.
You need to go Google Ghost, Ghost Capitalist, Ghost True Conservative.
You need to go look around.
Lucha is looking lower than a Chupacabra's nutsack.
Oh!
Oh, man.
Oh, yeah.
Chupa.
Chupacabra.
Hey, let me hear that song.
I know that.
I could find that fucking song.
All right.
Hey, look, I don't know if I'm going to get fucking copyright stricken for this.
I'll just take it off, but I have to do it.
I'm sorry.
I have to do it for Christ's sake, man.
I have to do it.
I'm sorry.
Hold on.
I have to.
Oh, my God.
Hold on.
How do you spell Chupacabra anyway?
How the fuck are you?
Anybody?
Oh, I'm spelling Chupa Crappa.
Hold on.
Chupacabra, you idiot.
There you go.
Chupacabra.
There it is.
All right.
We got it.
All right.
Where is it?
Is this it?
I want to see the chupacabra song.
Where's the chupacabra song?
Where is it?
I'm trying to look for it.
I can't find it.
God damn it.
Black hat said, seriously, Lucha, you're giving Mexicans a bad rep. Ghost is more Mexican than you.
Well, because I'm the king of Mexicans, dude.
Y'all remember that?
I am now the king of Mexicans.
Everybody knows that.
All right.
Hold on.
I'm trying to look for.
Is this it?
This it here?
Is this it?
Hold on.
What the fuck?
No, that ain't it.
All right.
Never mind.
I can't find it.
Never mind.
I ruined it.
I'm sorry.
Couldn't find the song.
I couldn't rule.
Anyway, let's get to everybody's.
Where am I?
I'm off keester.
I don't have the damn.
I don't have the goddamn engineer here to keep me on track.
I'm getting inebriated a little bit.
As a matter of fact, before we get to some shout outs, let's get to some more beer, all right?
And hey, anybody who knows Lucha or you're in his Discord or something, hey, tell him, look, man, I'm not a racist, but you're going to come at me.
You're going to get beat.
I mean, virtually, not physically.
I don't do violence.
Oh, my God.
Like Mark Arena, we got your back ghost.
This one, La Marcarena.
No, no, it's, it's, it's by some dude in San Antonio.
I forgot his fucking name.
I heard it in some bar I was at out here about a few fucking months ago.
It was like, chupa, chupacabra, or a little chupa.
It's chupacabra.
It's fucking fruity.
It would have been funny, but I can't find it.
So anyway.
All right.
Let me go ahead and get this beer here and let's move it on.
Man, what a Saturday night troll show.
What a Saturday night troll show it has been.
Hey, hey, Lucha, is he streaming right now?
Let's see if he's streaming.
Okay.
I don't mind.
All right, checking him out.
I mean, hey, I'm hooking him up by fucking going to his stream.
Is he on?
He's not on for Christ's sake.
Good God.
All right, he's not on.
There's no streamers on.
Why aren't there any fucking streamers on right now?
In the field of local live hall entertainment.
Oh, ah, dude.
We don't do violence tonight.
And then we have a few weeks ago.
I get into bar fights for exercise.
Can we get a major fail?
Dude, just shut up.
All right, just shut up.
Okay, I get into bar fights for exercise.
Big fucking deal.
All right.
Big deal.
I'm not advocating violence, dude.
I don't advocate violence.
It's just fucking internet streaming.
I don't want to wish any harm on Lucha.
He's just a fucking Mexican trying to get his.
I get it.
All right.
I'm just saying, don't come at me, bro.
Okay.
Don't come at me.
I'm out here in San Antonio, Texas.
We got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
So if anybody knows about Larasa, I know a little thing or two about a thing or two, about a thing or two about Larasa.
And hey, Odd Eyes Magician, I'll do you one day.
And I'll tell you right now, you ain't want none of this.
You ain't going to want none of this.
Space ghost.
Aha ha ha.
Space, the final frontier.
Ain't no troll terrorists all the way up here.
Am I right?
Woo.
Oh, oh, God.
Oh, God.
I know that's the best.
No, not the who keeps doing this shit with the wheelchair, right?
No, don't say it's a troll war.
There ain't no troll war between us, Lucha.
Lucha's got like fucking 50 people that listen to him, dude.
And probably half of them he's related to.
You know, these Mexicans, they got big families and shit.
He's probably got his fucking aunts, uncles, and cousins and shit.
Look at the mijo.
He's on TV.
Mina.
Look at him.
Hey, quero mucho, Lucha.
He's on the TV on an air.
I mean, you know, come on, dude.
No way.
In the field of local live.
Lucha is streaming with Gary.
All right.
Y'all talk me into it.
All right.
Y'all talk me into it.
I'm sorry.
You talked me into it.
All right.
Let's see what these guys are doing.
And we're doing this, of course, for fair use, you know, to critique only.
We're not doing anything.
I don't want any ill will on these guys.
I am a very much appreciator of in-real life streaming.
Any kind of banter that we happen to get into via cross streams or anything of that nature is purely for entertainment and educational purposes only.
Okay.
Let me get that out there before anything else happens.
Okay.
I'm just saying.
All right.
And I don't like Gary, so let's go see what the fuck this fruit bowl's doing.
All right.
He's probably got Lucha kind of eyeballing him for like, well, never mind.
Let's see what happens.
I'm not going to dance, though.
I never get to dance.
Oh, my God.
Look at what Lucha's doing.
Look at this.
This is content, dude.
This is content.
Anyway, wait, wait, hold on.
24-hour stream for Canada trip with ice.
This dude's trying to raise money so he can go on a fucking trip with ice.
Are you kidding me?
You got to be kidding me.
I don't do anything.
You've got to be kidding me.
What are you tempting me with little dancers?
Oh, my God.
You've got to be kidding me, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm in shock.
This dude's got a goal here.
Like, a Canada stream with ice decides.
14 hours ago, he wants a thousand spot.
I mean, do you see all these millennials are?
I mean, no offense, Gary.
But typical fucking millennial, dude.
Are you shitting me?
Hey, man, I want to go on the fucking trip with ice.
More for Gary Funky.
You know, I want to go on a trip with ice, guys.
So I'm going to, you know what I'm going to do?
I got $1,000, and I want you guys to help me so I can go on this Canadian trip with ice.
Yeah.
Can't do it right now.
Jesus Christ.
This is horrible.
This is horrible.
You know what?
I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what.
I will.
I'll donate to this.
Well, you know what?
Never mind.
I'm not contributing to this guy's shit.
I was going to say, maybe one of them can punch, you know, like Gary can punch Lucha in the face or something.
I mean, get some real content going on, all right?
You know, order some bean and cheese and fucking put, like, you know, fucking fucking Carolina hot sauce on it and put it up in your ass.
I mean, do something.
Or maybe Caddison, that'll stop that one from going.
You're just fucking sitting there, dude.
You're just sitting there.
What are you doing?
You got fucking Lucha dancing like he's like he's a little butt monkey or something.
Make it hat.
All right.
I'm not.
All right.
GX in the house.
Oh, hot.
No, it's not.
All right, get this guy.
This guy's making me sick.
There's your quintessential millennial, dude.
Quintessential millennial right here.
Go out and get a fucking job.
Get him out of here.
Get him the fuck out of here.
Go get a fucking job.
GX in the fucking chair.
You can get a fucking job.
Hey, like I said, Lucha, you know, you want to be a butler?
Come and come and holler at me.
I'll pay you in pesos.
Get this shit out of here for Christ's sake.
Oh, that pisses me off.
Oh, that fucking pisses me off so bad, dude.
Hey, hey, guys, I want to go on the Canada trip with Ice.
So you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to do a 24-hour stream, and I want you guys to give me $1,000 so I can go and go with Ice Poseidon because I love him.
And I want him to go and be CX again.
I mean, you gotta fucking be.
You've got to be kidding me.
I mean, if that is not more millennial, I don't know what is.
If that is not more millennial, I don't know what the fuck is.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm not going to stream snipe these idiots and, you know, what?
So people can, look, these dudes don't deserve the money, okay?
Remember when we streamed Snipe last week, Bjorn?
I felt sorry for Bjorn, okay?
And he genuinely appreciated the fucking cash that he was getting.
He was like, oh my God, I can't believe it.
What the fuck?
And look, we did it one time.
It was fun.
You know, it was good spontaneity.
It was good content.
He started creating content.
He started, you know, all that shit.
All right.
But I'm not going to fucking, I'm not going to fucking do that to these fucking millennial shitheads that can't go out and get a fucking job.
Are you kidding me?
I need $1,000, guys, so I can go and yay and go hang out with Ice Poseidon.
We're going to go to Canada.
You know, that's what we're going to do, dude.
We're going to go to Canada.
Fucking millennials.
Fucking good God.
And, you know, part of me was like, look, I'll give a certain amount of money.
I don't want to give these dudes money.
I don't want to give these.
These guys are fucking losers, man.
I can't believe these fucking people.
And what, Gary is 36 years old?
I mean, that's what I'm talking about, man.
Fucking millennials.
Fucking millennials, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I can't believe I saw that.
Hey, guys, I need a thousand bucks so I can go out with Ice Poseidon and we're going to go out and get to Canada.
Oh, my God.
Look, I'm sorry, folks.
I'm just a little taken back by that.
Anyway, hey, base Hillary voter, you got a fucking prop says the guy who charges 15 bucks for fucking get fucking base Hillary voter out of here.
Get him.
Go back.
You're out of here.
You fucking piece of shit.
You're out of here.
Fucking asshole.
Don't be fucking saying that in my fucking chat room, you piece of shit.
All right, get out of here.
Hey, GMS, fucking get GMS out of here.
Get him out.
Calling me a Jew.
You're an anti-Semitic asshole.
Get him out.
Get him the fuck out.
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe it for Christ's sake.
Oh, you're going to keep calling me a Jew?
Anybody who calls me a Jew is getting kicked the fuck out of here.
All right.
Anybody who calls me a Jew, I'm kicking them the fuck out.
There's nothing wrong with being Jewish, okay?
Israel is our greatest ally.
You anti-Semitic idiots.
All right, get him out of here.
Get Jesus, Jesus, out of here.
Get out of here.
Get him the fuck out.
Get him out.
Fucking asshole.
Anybody who calls me a Jew is getting the fucking your ass thrown out of here.
Sankey, you're getting fucked.
Get that fucking piece of shit out.
Get them all out of here.
Fucking piece of crap.
Don't call me a fucking Jew.
Who the fuck?
Get Levi out of here.
Wait a minute.
Levi's a Jew name.
Why are you calling me a Jew?
You're a Jew.
Who's Jew and who?
Jesus Christ.
All right, that's enough.
All right, that's enough.
Look, move.
We're moving on here.
All right.
Krogue life is on.
Get him.
I don't know.
I don't know about EBZ anymore, man.
I don't know about EBZ anymore.
All right.
He's about to get evicted.
Help him out.
How come all these CX guys are like on their fucking bad legs, dude?
He's going to get kicked out of his fucking house.
He just got there.
He just got there for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, don't call me a Jew, okay?
There's nothing wrong with being Jewish.
All right?
Here, kick Joe Biden's ass out of here, fucking Joe Biden.
What the fuck are you doing in here?
Fucking Joe Biden.
Get the fuck out of here, you fucking creep.
Oh, my God.
Get him out of here.
More rage.
Hey, can you check out this live stream?
What live stream is this?
I don't want to harass some innocent person.
These fucking streamers, they know what they're getting into.
If it's just some schmuck that's by themselves and shit, don't, I don't want to see you.
Hey, look, it's some dude.
Get out of here.
It's some dude that's by himself, dude.
I don't want to.
Let's not do that.
Some fucking fat dude with like two fucking people watching him and, you know, that kind of shit.
He doesn't know what's going to hit him, dude.
He's going to get all.
No, no.
Oh, Christ.
Jesus Christ, man.
And don't call me Wings of Redemption either.
That fucking fat piece of shit.
Don't call me that piece of garbage.
All right, I'm not even joking around.
Do not call me Wings of Redemption because, first of all, okay, I'm not a fat hambone like that piece of shit.
Secondly, I've got a wife.
Third, I wouldn't be going out with chicks from, where did he meet these bitches?
Plenty of fish.
Wherever the fuck he met these bitches?
All had kids.
Restreaming Flakes and Ice Poseidon00:08:48
All juiced him for all he.
Wait, Ice Poseidon streaming now?
Oh, me magic, huh?
Didn't I tell Lucha once you tell Ice Poseidon?
Come on.
No, he's not streaming.
What are you talking about?
He's fucking.
He's not streaming.
Shut up.
He's not streaming.
Good God.
Yeah, I know they're trolling.
I want a bunch of bastards.
All right.
I'm sorry.
We took a turn for the worse.
Let's get back to what we do.
All right.
I'm sorry, folks.
I didn't mean to go off keystroker, but these fucking streamers, man, they want a piece of us.
They want a piece of GX.
They want a piece of GX.
Oh, my God.
My fellow Americans, I'm proud to admit that I've officially abolished all welfare.
Damn right, abolish all welfare.
Everyone will need to go back to work.
Go back to work.
My fellow Americans, it appears I've just soiled my wheelchair.
You know, I hate when you do that shit.
Whoever the fuck does that shit, go fuck yourself.
In the field of local live hall mental.
Oh, my God.
What about this guy?
Oh, Jesus.
Who is this?
Is this EBZ or something?
What is this?
I don't want to do like innocent people, that people that don't know what's about to hit them.
It's the same fat Lord ass, dude.
I mean, good God.
What the hell?
Hey, I mean, come on, dude.
All right.
Two people donated.
Let's check him out.
All right.
We'll throw chunk of him out.
Here he is.
Here he is with the PC shot.
What is this?
There he is.
Wait a minute.
He's restreaming my stream.
Come on, dude.
He's restreaming my stream.
What the fuck is this?
This guy's restreaming my stream.
It's cinception.
He's restreaming my stream.
Oh, my God.
What kind of mindfuck shit is this?
What the fuck kind of mindcuff is this?
Oh, look at this.
We're getting like buster fuck with the echo here.
Look at this shit.
Oh, no.
He's calling it a mind fucking mindcuff he is.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Look at this.
What the hell is this?
Look at this shit.
Look at what's happening.
We're creating new dimensions with this dude.
We're creating new dimensions.
Man, the comments now.
Ghost son.
Oh, no, you're not my son.
Are you fucking kidding me?
You're a ginger, dude.
You don't have a soul.
You even got a red shirt on and you're red hair.
You got no fucking soul.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Oh my God.
I'm going to move and sign wrong.
Hambo movement gone wrong.
Dark memagician girl.
Fuck wrong.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
All right, this is really weird, bro.
This is getting really weird.
I'm going to move on.
All right.
Ghost for son.
Oh, my God.
Oh, geez.
Are you all right, dude?
Are you all right?
They're going to stop laughing songs.
We got sperm in the middle of the morning.
He was holding his chest there.
Are you all right, dude?
Money is growing up.
Dude, you okay, dude?
Yes, I'm all right.
Oh, dude, I'm concerned about you, man.
I'm not even joking.
I'm not trolling.
That's pretty harsh.
I hope you're all right, dude.
Let's start the shout-outs.
Get the fuck out of here.
He's doing shout-outs, for Christ's sake.
Get the stuff in the guy out of here.
Get him out of here, for Christ's sake.
Oh!
All right.
All right.
We're back.
All right.
See, GX network now expanding.
Moreover, I told you I'm being relayed all over the world.
Okay.
So don't let these little numbers that you see on live YouTube right now fool you.
All right.
I'm being relayed right now in Discord chats that got 3,000 people listening.
Okay?
All right.
I'm being relayed right now on Pornhub, and I got about 5,000 or 6,000 people that are listening to me through there.
I got people all over the world.
Okay?
So anyway, let's go ahead and get to some goddamn chat room shout outs.
How about that?
I mean, we got to get done with this show.
Fucking damn burrito eating lucha over here is, you know, fucking fucking with my show for Christ's sake.
Me and like an agitating Mexican during the damn LA riots.
Anyway, let me take one more chug of this beer and let me have just a little bit of fucking weed.
Just a tad bit.
Just put a couple of flakes in the damn bowl.
Smoke and we'll move on.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, dude.
Good stuff, baby.
Good stuff.
All right.
Let me break off some fucking.
Let me break off a couple of fucking, just a couple of flakes, dude.
Just a couple of goddamn flakes.
All right.
And don't judge me, you idiot.
All right.
I'm not an addict.
GX, baby.
GX is growing, baby.
We're growing around, baby.
We're growing.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to some chat room shout outs right now.
All right.
Who do we got here?
We've got CSR, CXX, CSX Railfan 2.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
Josh L117, Simulator Player23.
It's Jake.
Fusia, Anime Dude64.
Get the hell out of here.
Chris D, John Doe, The Surge.
You're a piece of shit, The Surge.
Mr. BN King in the house.
What's going on, dude?
Who else do we have here for Christ's sake?
Calm down.
Nobody.
Stop fucking spamming.
All right.
We've got X-rated, Colonel Transisco from Steel Brigade, Aesthetic, Anthony J, Turncoat Tradition, Paywall Cigar, A Friendly Medic, Ard Hammond.
Watcher in the Dark 69, Chronic SE, Odd Eyes Magician, Black Frost, Olive Yaksloff, Capitalist Shrimp, Spermy the Bird, Gyro Pyro, Chris Johnson, the whore master.
Oh, yes, I am the Hoa Masta.
We've got VC.445, Wandering Shows, Oomph, Oomph, Tijuana Genius in the house, Tim McCrab, Apathetic Mystery, Zip, Nacho Raj, the Banana Man, Incognito Returns.
Get fucking incognito out of here.
We already got, get him out of here.
Get him the fuck out of here.
I don't give a shit.
Get him out.
We've got I tattooed GX on my ass.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Money Grows on Trees.
Curry, Musian, Torah, GX for Ever Two Hands.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
Khabib Nagamaroff, Coletaire, Annan Noel, Dorito Burrito, Bob Tom, Christerio, Anthony S, King Fata, Puka Dude.
What else do we got here?
We got Lizard G. Putis, System23, Edgar Crimson.
We've got Shosh.
I think I said Sean Rushford.
I don't know if I did, but there you go.
You got a second one.
Technicolor Shorty.
Monetization Delusions and Hater Energy00:15:34
Mojo in the house.
I already said all these.
Bozo the Tard.
What, Moses?
Oh, my God.
How about we do a raid on T-H-E-R-E-A-L-P-A-X?
He's got 234 watchers right.
Who the hell is he?
Hold on, let's take a look at him.
Hold on.
All right.
You convinced me to take a look.
What is this?
Hold on.
We're pausing.
No pun intended.
No pun intended.
We're pausing the shout outs.
What is this?
Who is this guy?
Who the hell is this guy?
Dude, he's advertising on his live stream, dude.
Jesus Christ.
Nah, you know what?
I'm not doing this.
He's like on the, he's on like, how can I put it?
He monetizes his content, okay?
And I don't want us to ruin his monetization or any of that shit.
I don't want to get into anybody's shit like that.
Now, the reason Lucha and, you know, that other guy, Gary, they don't monetize their content.
Like, right when I went to this dude's site, he was already playing an ad before you even watched his shit.
And I don't want to, you know, I'm not an asshole, dude.
I don't want people to get yanked off or I'm not raiding people to harass people.
I mean, it's, you know, people that know the score, people that are in the in-real life streaming game.
I'm not monetized, dude.
I am not monetized.
I do not collect any monetization for the archive.
It's just there for everybody.
I do not monetize this shit on YouTube.
The only monies or any revenues that I receive is what you fucking people troll me for, you know, and that's it.
So I don't monetize this shit, okay?
Because I don't want to be held to that standard.
You know, I mean, there's, you know, I hate to say like Steven Crowder.
You know, Steven Crowder was probably making lots of money on his monetization of his content.
I could only imagine how much money he was making.
And then to be demonetized like that because some pause hole from some piece of garbage ragtag two-bit fucking fleabag of a publication puts pressure on a given platform.
I don't, there's no way I can, I don't want to be held to that standard.
So to be honest with you, every time you hear me stream, as much as you idiots claim I'm a shekel goblin and all this other shit, I'm a man of the people.
And literally, every time I do this show, it is what it is.
It's all there is to it.
That's the only cash I'm ever making for that show.
I'm not getting, you know, some residual income from the monetization of that shit.
None of that, Kirk.
None of that.
None of that stuff.
So either way, and I'm fine with that, dude.
I mean, it's like I'm performing a live show.
It's a live event.
I'm doing my, I'm doing shit.
You know, it is what it is.
So I'm sorry, you know, I went off on that tirate, but I just don't want to ruin somebody else's monetization.
It looks like some innocent kid that's playing games.
And, you know, I hope you understand what I'm talking about.
You know, the reason Lucha and, you know, EBZ and Bjorn and we can go raid these guys.
These guys know the score.
They don't monetize their shit.
And if they do, they have a separate channel in which they take clips of it and monetize it of their own and etc.
So I don't want anybody being demonetized.
All right.
I'm just saying.
And if they're playing the same game, you know, they're playing the same game.
Like Lucha, he's not monetizing his shit, I'm sure.
So he's just, he's collecting whatever he collects from donos.
And same with Gary.
It's why he's, you know, I know I shit talk Gary for trying to solicit, but he's doing whatever he has to do to make his fucking dope.
I mean, I don't have, I don't hate on him.
All right.
I know I talk shit about it, but I can do that.
I don't hate on him.
You know, we're all trying to do whatever we do, and it is what it is.
All right.
In the field of local hall mental payments.
Oh, my God.
This is a hell of a lot better and more profitable than that garbage dump blog talk radio.
Well, yeah, I can agree to that.
But at the same time, I think that this broadcast, and look, people always shit talk me that ghost, you know, why don't you turn off TTS?
And I know that when I say it's the interactivity, you idiots, my interactivity, my interactivity.
But you don't understand, man.
That's why people like this show and donate to the show because they impact the show.
I mean, that's pretty good.
You know, that's a whole new dynamic of actually watching content.
You're actually affecting content.
That's what Ice Poseidon used to do.
Ice Poseidon used to go out and have some of the donations dictate what exactly he does or do, you know, what he's going to do, etc.
He actually took their advice.
They were actually a factor in the show.
And that's what this is.
I mean, anybody can be a factor in the show.
I mean, there's people that are famous within this community because of the text of speech.
I mean, everybody knows Dark Meme Magician Girl.
I mean, everybody knows, you know, Can's abuser, meme magician.
You know, there's a couple of guys that donate under a fucking thousand names that are a part of the top seven list that's at Ghost.report that, you know, you don't really know their names.
They just like to fucking make an ass out of me.
But that's the whole, that's the shtick, dude, because you become a part of the show.
You know, same with radio graffiti.
Same with everything.
It's all an interactivity.
That's what makes the show.
I know you people are like, hey, my interactivity.
That's what makes the fucking show, man.
You know?
So, yeah, look at Jackler, for instance.
You know, I know he's trying to do his own show, but, you know, I don't like it.
I really don't.
I mean, if he had fucking talent, I'd be like, hey, you know, Jackler, you know, I mean, but he sucks.
All right, no offense, Jackler.
It's my, you know, in America, we have the freedom of expression, freedom of speech, and I think it sucks.
But hey, I mean, he's trying to do his thing.
Everybody's trying to do their thing.
I get it.
That's what the, it's interactivity, dude.
It's interactivity.
All right.
And that's why, you know, this show, you know, even though you think it's not being listened to by a lot of people, it's still, you know, people still like being a part of it.
It's a weird community because it's a community in which it's very dangerous to be a part of because it's a very volatile community.
All right.
And for whatever reason, it's like mob rule.
Okay.
So, like, if somebody becomes a target of any kind of disdain from this community, you done goofed.
It's like fucking hitting a goddamn beehive with your head.
I mean, you know, you've you done goofed, et cetera.
And yet, it's such a hater community, man.
I mean, the hater awards, uh, that should be a thing in this damn broadcast.
I mean, there are so many fucking haters in this shit.
I mean, I agree with Tweeley.
If Tweeley is in the chat room and not a lot of so-cool people, I mean, there's a lot of fucking just assholes.
It's hard to explain, all right?
It's very hard to explain this community, all right?
Believe me, and that's why a lot of people don't want to have anything to do with it.
They think that this is the most toxic community on the internet, and it is what it is.
But, you know, I'm here.
I'm here a lot now.
I'm here Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Time during the ghost show.
And then now on Saturdays, baby, we're already three hours and 48 minutes in.
I mean, you know, I have a weird relationship with you guys.
I fucking hate you.
But then again, there's a caring component there, you know, because a lot of you guys, you know, sometimes you let something out.
You're like, you know what, ghost?
I know I troll you.
And, you know, that sticks with me.
You know, sometimes you guys make those comments and you think that I just kind of throw it over my head.
It gets to me, dude.
It really does.
And I, uh, it's a weird love-hate relationship that's going on.
I'll be honest with you.
All right.
I'm not joking.
You're like, you're like sweet and sour people.
All right.
You're like a fucking sweet and sour fucking fan base.
You know, one minute, I'm like, oh, look at these fucking guys.
I love these guys.
And then the next minute, I'm like, why in the fuck would you do that?
Why would you do that?
It's fucking weird, dude.
I mean, that's why I have to fucking get drunk.
I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to use you guys as a crutch to drink, but that's why I drink.
I mean, you think that anybody in their sound, sober mind would be able to go through all this fucking shit, dude?
Anyway, cheers to you guys.
Let me get back to a couple more chat room shout outs.
And let's get your radio.
I'm sorry to you guys are radio.
You know what?
Let me just get your radio graffiti right now.
All right, I've done enough.
I've done enough shout-outs, dude, because I've left these fucking people hanging for a while.
It's one o'clock in the morning out here in San Antonio, Texas.
Let me just go to Radio Graffiti.
All right.
I don't have the engineer here.
I have to let him off on Saturdays, for Christ's sake.
And let's go ahead and get to some Radio Graffiti right now.
That's right, folks.
Radio Graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you got to do is give this number right here.
See this number?
515-604-9052.
And when the operator bitch starts talking, okay, a little automated operator broad, go ahead and push in this code 844-286 and then the pound or the hashtag key or however you know it.
And then once you do that, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
And what that means is, is when I call on your area code, you got exactly three to four or your name, whatever.
Three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Goddamn Graffiti.
And once again, my apologies to the folks of Radio Graffiti.
I did not expect that fucking Lucha and that fucking guy Gary and all these people were going to come over here and try to take a sniff of my butt crack or something.
I don't know what the fuck they were trying to do, but they got intimidated.
They saw the manly dominance that I was exerting.
They saw that this community takes no shit and they got the fuck out of here.
And even the fucking people that came in here, you notice that?
Even when their communities come in, they're like, oh my God, this is, I don't know if I want to be a part of this, man.
This is fucking kind of dangerous here, yeah.
I mean, I don't want any, you know, I don't want any trouble, you know?
I don't want any trouble, dude.
You know, it just is what it is, man.
You know?
Oh, my God.
All right.
And before we get to Radio Graffiti, let me just have one more hit.
All right.
Let me just do me for a second.
All right.
Let me just do me.
That's that's what I'm talking about, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Hey, wait a minute.
Somebody in the chat room, Atomic Massacre.
How am I deluded?
How am I deluded, man?
What am I doing that is delusion?
There's no delusion here.
Everything that I say is factual.
You know what?
Shut up.
You know what?
Kick this fucking guy out of here.
You fucking piss me.
Get him out of here.
Get him the fuck out.
Fuck you.
Get him the fuck out.
You know, put him in time out.
Put the fucker in timeout.
I'm going to put you in timeout for 300 seconds.
All right.
I'm not going to.
I'm going to put you in purgatory for a little bit.
Make you think about what the fuck you said.
You say I'm a fucking deluded idiot again.
Then I'm getting you to fuck out of here.
I'm going to start putting people in timeout now.
All right.
That's what I'm going to do.
All right.
You fucking son of a bitch.
All right.
Let's go ahead.
Wait, hold on.
I need some more beer.
Hold on.
Let me put some more beer in here.
All right.
I think we're ready for Radio Graffiti, right?
Yeah, I think we're all connected.
I do all this shit myself.
So the engineer isn't here, dude.
So I kind of got shit all over the place.
You know?
Give me a fucking break.
Put Blucifer in fucking timeout, too.
You fucking piece of shit.
Put him in timeout.
All right.
Put him in fucking timeout.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
All right.
How about anonymous Radio Graffiti?
Hey, ghost.
How's it going?
What's going on, man?
Oh, nothing much.
I'm just out here.
I'm at work.
I'm on break.
I'm out doing the great shit.
You know, shit.
You know, I'm out here until 4 a.m.
Cheers to you, ghost.
Hey, man, keep on working and thank you very much.
And hey, cheers to you, baby.
Cheers to you.
Man, this is a guy working, listening to the truth, to the ghost show, excuse, or not.
The Saturday Night Troll Show.
Jesus Christ.
See, I'm flustered here, man.
I need the engineer.
I don't want to pay him overtime, dude.
I'm about to pay him overtime if I bring him in on Saturday.
And I ain't got time for that.
You know, come on.
I'm going to pay him overtime for Christ's sake.
All right.
Who else do we have here?
How about how about 321 Radio Graffiti?
Saturday Night Troll Show, more like Saturday Night Shekel Show.
Oh, yeah.
Who the hell are you?
I'm asking a question.
Who the hell are you?
I'm.
I'm.
You sound like you're talking from the inside of the Terminator's ass.
Are you all right?
Yeah.
What the hell are you doing?
All right, get this.
Get this fucking idiot out of here for Christ's sake.
Good God.
Who else do we have here?
How about how about 209 Radio Graffiti?
Hello?
What's up, man?
Hey, what the hell, bro?
Why do you say that you find it into a radio graffiti, but then it's like 51 minutes later, bro?
What the fuck is hey?
You want to know something?
It's my fucking show.
All right, asshole.
What you have a problem?
And you're a hambone, bro.
You're a freaking hambo Jew.
I'm a hambone Jew.
That's your fucking response, huh?
That's your response to that.
Oh, and he fucking hung up.
What a what a piece of shit.
What a piece of shit.
You know that?
Doesn't even have the balls to sit here and tell me what's on his mind.
For fuck's sake, you fucking people are scared.
You know what?
If I heard me, I'd be scared of me too.
I'd be scared of me too.
For fuck's sake.
Who else do we have here?
How about hold on?
What is this?
The reason ghost divides the community, radio graffiti.
Engineer Garbage and Voice Splicing00:08:08
Hey, let me tell you something.
You try to charge back, it'll give me all of your docks.
So you just think about that for a second, there, Nimrods.
All right, you try to charge back.
I never said anything.
That's a fucking splice.
I never said that.
All right?
I never said anything like that.
I'm tired of you people out there splicing me with any all this crap.
All right.
Never doxed anybody.
Okay.
I've never doxed anybody.
And, you know, anybody that's sitting there talking, I wouldn't do that.
That's stupid.
There's people that are out here.
I'm going to be honest with you, okay?
There's idiots that are out here posting phone numbers and addresses.
And I haven't done shit to them because, you know, it is what it is.
It's what these people do, you know?
So what are you going to do about it?
You know?
I mean, the only thing you can do is just be like, you know, gay seda, sita.
That's all you can do.
That's all you can do.
Gay said I said I. All right.
Anyway, who else do we have here?
How about you greedy dirtbag ghost radio graffiti?
You greedy that bad.
You greedy dirtbag ghost.
What the f why am I greedy, dude?
What the fuck am I doing?
I mean, I'm a greedy dirtbag now.
That's a new one.
That's a fucking new one.
Jesus Christ.
All right, who else we got?
How about Night Prowler Radio Graffiti?
So I'm out of here.
Come here, engineer.
Oh, shit.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, Christ.
No, Bench in here.
What the hell are you doing, boy?
How are you doing?
He's got drugs, he's getting his way, he's going.
Don't scare nothing.
Yeah.
He's so bad.
They call him boss.
Goddamn sons of bitches fan.
Goddamn sons of turn this fucking shit off for fucking shots.
For fuck's sake!
Fucking pussy!
Fox!
Fox!
That fucking engineer.
You see, that's why I don't pay him for fucking Saturday.
I saw you people making a judgment on me because I don't want to pay the engineer the extra money for a Saturday.
Now you see it!
There's a perfect example right there!
Fucking piece of crap.
Who the hell else do we got here for Christ's sake?
Roll over ghost radio graffiti.
It's okay to watch oral compilation between two eight-year-olds.
Fucking cut.
Oh my gosh.
My asshole is shit.
Get that shit.
Get that fucking shit out of there.
Do you see what I'm saying about these sick fucking perverts on the internet that splice my voice?
Don't believe anything that you hear on radio graffiti.
All right?
This is what these assholes have been doing for fucking years, man.
Over a decade, for Christ's sake.
I can't believe you sick bastards we even think about splicing some shit like that, man.
Jesus Christ.
Ah, you fucking piece of crap.
You guys are pieces of fucking garbage for doing shit like that.
You guys are pieces of fucking garbage for doing that, man.
Fucking assholes.
Can't abuse your radio graffiti.
You fucking trolls are crying.
You assholes.
Not fucking, not me.
No, senor, no.
Be yourself, by yourself.
Stay for me.
Alas you lie.
Lord from the sword of joy.
Breathe on charger.
Smash your channel.
You think I'm a fucking cry baby, you f ⁇ fucker?
Ah!
Fucking piece of shit!
You think I'm fucking crying?
Ah!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Ah!
Fucking assholes!
And then you fucking splice me with Pan Terra, you fucking fuckers, man.
You just fucking twist the knife on that shit, yeah.
You just fucking twist the fucking knife on that shit.
Fucks.
Give me my fucking drink.
You think it's so funny, don't you, you piece of shit?
Don't you?
Don't you?
God damn it.
And I don't fucking cry, man.
I don't cry for nobody.
I don't cry for nobody.
Shut up.
Just shut the fuck up.
All of you in the fucking chat room, shut the fuck up.
Shut up, man.
Just fucking leave me alone.
All of you.
Just fucking leave me alone.
Just fucking leave me alone.
Fucking.
Stop fucking wasting a weekend with you fucks, man.
I waste my entire fucking weekend with you fucks, man.
And let me tell you, I don't have any weekends left.
And you fucking idiots, this is what you do.
This is how you fucking treat me, man.
I mean, all the fucking energies that I fucking exert for you people, man.
I feel like, I just feel like a piece of shit.
You know that?
I feel like a real fucking piece of fucking shit.
Anyway, just shut up in the chat room, you fucking people.
I'm not fucking crying, asshole, alright?
Fucking poke myself in the eyes and just shut the fuck up.
Fucking idiot.
Alright, let me move on for Christ's sake.
I gotta keep doing this fucking radio graffiti for you fucking people.
860 radio graffiti.
Ghost, can you hear me?
Hey, what's going on, man?
Trolls Won't Leave Me Alone00:02:25
How you doing?
How you doing, man?
Hey, there you are.
Spot time.
I was trying to call you out, but waiting for you in the time right, you know?
Hey, sorry about that, man.
I got a lot of stuff going on on the show, but how you doing now, man?
I'm doing okay.
Just excitement for the PC console for tomorrow morning at 9 o'clock.
Oh, yeah?
You really excited?
Oh, yeah.
Chavaya 1.3.6 is coming.
And I can't wait.
So, anyways, I heard of what happened on the Saturday night.
I'm sadly sorry what happened on that Lucha.
I can't believe they just are idiots, you know?
Do you know you were around to see the Lucha situation, right?
Well, I never heard of him, but uh, but I can't believe they just did that to you.
That's horrible.
I know, right?
Hey, they should be showing the show some respect, right?
Shouldn't Lucha be respecting my show?
Uh-huh.
I respect you.
Yeah, I appreciate that, dude.
I mean, you, yeah, hey, why don't you say something to Lucha?
Say something to Lucha and say, just get away from our show.
This is our show.
This is our community, man.
Tell Lucha, man.
Um, okay.
Let's see.
Uh, Lucha, um, if you can hear me, this, uh, I sorry I had to do this to you, but uh, you were a dummy, ugly idiot hole, and uh, I hope you could uh stick to the way your toilet where your headway belongs and uh die on it.
Yeah, hey, that was pretty rough, man.
Yay, I wouldn't want to mess with you, dude.
You're a fucking tough dude, man.
You sound pretty hardcore.
Uh, yeah, that's all I'm not gonna think about.
But I think something that was violent in the no, I just have to think like that.
So, anyways, uh, how you been?
I've been alright, man.
These fucking trolls, they just won't leave me alone.
You know, they just keep picking at me, man.
They keep picking at me, man.
Yeah, uh, anyways.
Uh, let's see.
What I was thinking, uh, oh, uh, well, hopefully, you're able to uh win this one, I hope.
Yeah, you know, I think I will.
Yeah, Lucha ain't got nothing on us, right?
It's Not My Fault and Disturbed Shit00:15:28
Yeah.
Yeah, I can tell.
All right, man.
Do you want to give a shout-out to anybody, man?
Sorry, uh, anyways.
You want to give a shout-out?
Sorry, but I.
No, it's okay.
You want to give a shout-out?
No, someone's talking to me.
Sorry, uh, anyways, I'd like to shout out to Michael Player, Jack Satsukai, Engineer, and also you, ghost.
Cheers.
Woo!
Hey, woo!
Yeah, I'm telling you, man.
Really do appreciate that caller every time he calls up, man.
He's a good fan.
I'm telling you.
These are good fans out here.
All right.
This is some good fans we got, huh?
Who else we have here?
How about wait a minute?
Incel Energy Radio Graffiti.
You greedy dirt hell.
You greedy dirt.
You greedy.
All right.
All right.
I'm a greedy dirtbag.
Give me a fucking break.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, come on, man.
It sounds like a black woman singing it.
She's probably saying that to her man.
All right.
Who's been out there hopping around from ass to ass to ass.
Multisexual as well, baby.
Down low brother stuff.
Anyway, how about bathroom pervert radio graffiti?
You greedy dirtbag.
All right.
Shut the fuck up with the greedy dirtbag shit.
Fucking dumb broad.
How about how about 808 radio graffiti?
Hey, ghost, it's Kahuna Capitalist.
How are you doing, man?
Hey, what's going on, man?
Hey, I've been having a gig for the past six months transporting paint.
In Hawaii, the paint-nothing market is really big here, and I've actually picked up on the habit myself.
I've also been smoking some good PCP over the last couple months.
Do you want to try some?
Are you kidding me, dude?
Well, I know a lot of people, like, they think it's a dangerous habit, but when you really have a lot of discipline, you could.
It's really not that dangerous.
All right, all right, we get it, dude.
I do want to say you do sound a little bit more aware.
You sound a little bit more aware of stuff, but I do not encourage whatever the hell you're doing.
But of course, you know, everything's my fault, right?
Just go ahead and throw it on ghosts.
What the hell?
Who gives a shit?
All right.
Who gives a fuck?
Just throw it on Ghost.
It's all his fault.
Jesus Christ.
How about 863 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, what's up, man?
This is Teddy, dude.
I gotta apologize to you.
My uncouth wife called in and disrespected you, man, and I am going to set this shit right.
She called in as the other spaghetti.
And let me tell you, ghosts, this shit, this fitted for you.
You thought that was funny?
What the fuck you did to ghosts, huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Whoa, hey!
Whoa!
That's what you're doing.
Whoa!
Apologize to ghosts.
Whoa!
Hey, whoa!
Hey, hey, it's okay.
It's okay.
No, it's not okay, dude.
Calm down.
Calm.
Hello.
Hello.
Oh, my God, dude.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking, are you shitting me?
That was an actual fucking caller for Christ.
He hung up.
I wanted to talk to him.
Say, what the fuck is your problem?
What the fuck is your problem?
Oh, my God.
That's.
I mean, that's a first on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
I mean, come on, dude.
That is just fucking horrible.
That is just horrible.
Wow.
Hey, what?
People in the chat room, look at what you made him do.
I did this for fuck's sake.
Fuck you, man.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass, man.
I did.
Why are you idiots claiming that I'm making people do stuff?
I'm a fucking guy on the internet, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm just some guy on the internet that's fucking like it's got a fucking talk show or fucking whatever you want to call this shit now.
How the fuck are you blaming me?
the fuck are you blaming me what the fuck you blaming me for i didn't do shit i didn't do shit man oh my god listen all of you i didn't do any i don't know that guy's a fucking nutcase i i don't know he's calling up radiograffiti all right that's it for radio graffiti that's it I'm sorry.
If that's what radio graffiti is inspiring, I've got to just stop.
I'm sorry.
I'm not kidding around.
That was just fucking, that was fucking horrible.
That was fucking horrible.
I am ending radio graffiti.
I mean, what the fuck am I going to do?
I'm going to continue.
I'm going to continue with fucking radio graffiti because some fucking guy's beating his wife.
This fucking guy's beating his wife, man.
Oh my God.
I'm disturbed, dude.
I'm disturbed after that shit, man.
I'm fucking disturbed, man.
And shut the fuck up in the chat room saying that it's my fucking fault.
Fuck you, man.
How is it my fucking fault?
Fucking idiot.
Shut the fuck up, man.
It's not my fucking fault.
Fucking assholes.
It's not my fucking fault.
How is it my fault?
How is it?
How?
How?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, you should continue.
It's not that guy's fault.
You inspired him to do that.
I didn't inspire anybody.
Fuck you, Dark Mean Magician Girl, you fucking broad.
I don't ever encourage anybody to do any of that shit.
It's not my fault.
Boo.
Ending radio graffiti after a time.
You're a goddamn liar, you fucking turn to none of that shit.
You're fucking lying.
All of you.
You're fucking lying.
You fucked.
You fuck.
Oh, fucking shit.
Oh, fuck.
Local live hall mentality.
Oh, my God.
Hey, ghost, I'm with Vox Media.
Oh, here's the thing.
Yeah, I am.
I'm doing a piece on your show and how it's seemingly.
Take a piece of these nuts.
Would really love to get your take before I publish this money.
You know what?
Whatever.
All right, go fucking take a goddamn P-Rep pill.
All right.
Stay away from my show.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, how is the, how am I. How is that my fault?
You beat your granny.
You're fucking.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck you for Christ's sake.
How dare you people are out here fucking saying it's my fault that some maniac calls up to my show and slaps his fucking wife around.
How the fuck is that my fault, man?
You fucking people are assholes.
You see, this is what I'm fucking talking about.
I'm wasting a fucking weekend with you people.
And this is the kind of shit that you're trying to make it my fault.
It's not my fucking fault.
It's not my fucking fault, man.
Fuck all you people that are saying that.
Jesus Christ, you're making me belch.
You're making me fucking belch for Christ's sake.
Oh, and look at these assholes in the chat room.
Oh, now they want me to do the date line.
Oh, oh.
Fuck you.
All right.
I'm doing me for Christ's sake.
And who the fuck donated?
OJ Simpson.
I love your show.
Thank you, man.
Fuck you!
Fucking OJ Simpson!
Fuck you, you fucking trolls, alright?
This is not my fucking fault!
I don't care what you people try to meme into existence.
It's not my fucking fault.
Fucking assholes.
Give me my drink.
You know, I'm doing me right now.
All right.
Don't fucking tell me what to do.
I don't give a shit about your opinion in the chat room.
All right.
Sit there and shut up.
Pro Jared would be so proud of you.
Fuck you, Bob Top.
Get Bob Tom.
Put him in timeout.
Put Bob Tom in timeout.
Get him the fuck out of here for a little bit.
All right.
Put him in timeout.
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
S2 culprit.
It's your fault, bitch.
It's your fault, bitch.
Fuck you.
Okay.
I can't believe that you people are attributing all this shit to me.
First, you tried to fucking like troll with this Asho shit.
All right.
And now you're trying to attribute me to this fucking maniac that called to the damn fucking radio graffiti line that anyone can call, anyone can call.
And this guy beats his wife, and it's my fucking fault.
It's my fucking fault, for Christ's sake.
Oh, Jesus.
You fucking people are assholes.
You know that?
You people are fucking pieces of shit.
All right.
I don't advocate violence towards women.
Okay.
I don't advocate that.
Now, sometimes I may quote certain father figures, certain people of the past that have said certain things, like Sean Connery, for instance, when he said, a woman deserves a decent smack every now and then.
But he did say smack.
I mean, listen, listen.
Oh, Jesus.
Now it's my fault.
Local live hall entertainment.
He just fucking looked at her so she could get across the room.
They're throwing everything in the kitchen sink at me now, huh?
Oh, he just wanted to send her back in the kitchen so she could get acquainted with kitchen appliances.
So he had to put her in her place.
You fucking assholes.
You goddamn assholes for Christ's.
And what do you want, Dark Me Magician girl?
Oh, my God.
You were the only role model in Asho's life, and look at him now.
It's not a coincidence.
You've even said yourself, every woman deserves a decent smack every now and then.
I didn't say Sean Connery said that.
I didn't say that.
I'm quoting Sean Connery for Christ's sake.
I don't know what to say about this.
I don't even know what...
I mean, I don't even know what to say about this.
You people are trying to attribute me to something.
I don't, I don't know.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
I mean, listen, listen.
I want to be completely honest with you, okay?
I know you people are going to try to attribute me to whatever.
I don't know.
Fucking this fucking maniac that called up and slapped his wife or whatever the hell it was.
All right.
But it's not my fault.
All right.
I mean, unfortunately, broad smacking has been around for some time.
Okay.
As a matter of fact, there was an I Love Lucy episode in which Lucy was trying to prevent Ricky from finding out something so she wouldn't get a smack.
Okay.
So this has been a part of the culture, okay, for a long period of time.
And I want to be honest with you.
I'm going to show you a clip to show you that it isn't fucking me.
Channel Ike Turner.
Fuck you, whoever donated that for two bucks, all right.
I mean, do y'all remember the old episodes of the honey movers?
Remember that to the moon, Alice.
He's talking about smacking his wife.
All right, I don't even know what the fuck I'm saying.
I don't even know what I'm trying to explain to you people, but what I'm trying to say is it's not my fucking fault, okay?
That's what I'm saying.
It's not my fucking fault, it's not my fucking fault.
I'm not the oh my god, Jesus.
Give me my fucking drink.
I am not trying to rationalize wife beating in the field of local live home detainment.
Like always, you over-promised and under-delivered.
True bait and switchler radio.
It's your fault.
You are always saying people need to get their pimp hands strong and smack their dish rag whore women like Ike Turner.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, man.
No, everything's my fucking fault.
I'm the bad guy now.
I'm the bad guy.
Ghost is the bad guy.
I'm encouraging Mexican kids to drink.
I'm encouraging, you know, disgruntled incels to slap their fucking women.
I mean, come on, dude.
That's not what I'm doing.
And first of all, that sounded more like a beating.
It didn't sound like a slap.
All right.
There's a little bit of difference between a little slap.
Like, hey, hey, go there and listen.
Then, than what he was doing, all right?
All right.
What he was doing was, you know, kind of really, really abusive.
All right.
And I'm not condoning that.
But I'm just trying to say that, you know, a smack, you just say, hey, hey, you know, that's been a part of American culture for a long time.
All right.
I'm not advocating.
Oh, Jesus.
Local live hall mentainment.
Oh, my God.
Can we please have Radio Graffiti back?
I'll even go back to the kitchen.
You make you a sandwich.
With or without crust, please don't beat me again.
Don't beat me again.
Fuck you, dark me magician girl.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
A ghost, the wife beater.
I mean, listen, I don't know.
I am not advocating or condoning violence.
I'm just saying that there's a difference between a beater, you know, who's beating a woman than, you know, somebody's like, hey, hey, hey, and just, you know, just a little love tap, a little smack.
And hey, hey, let's get back to doing what we're doing, you know, etc.
There's a big difference.
Look, let me show you something, okay?
Let me show you people something, okay?
Just to show you that, you know, this has been a part of our culture in America for a long period of time, okay?
Excessive Slaps and Reagan Culture00:02:53
All right.
I'm talking like a little slap, not closed-fisted or just like a little love tap.
And it's been a part of our culture, and now you're trying to blame me, all right?
Look, let me show you what I'm talking about.
All right, let's just put the PC shot on, all right?
I want y'all to look at this, okay?
Just take a look at this.
This has been a part of our fucking culture for a long time.
All right, look, these are movies.
Do it again.
I like it.
Do it again.
I am woman.
Hear me roll.
Take a look at this.
This is equality!
I know too much to go but pretend I like it here.
Well, I could change that.
That's Ronald Reagan.
See, that's Ronald Reagan.
That man was our president.
I've got to take that money back.
There's Ronald Reagan!
Yes!
Well, there's Steve McQueen, man!
This is Steve McQueen.
Y'all even know who's Steve McQueen.
Steve McQueen.
That's a little excessive.
That's a little excessive.
Stupid.
Stupid.
It'll bend, but never break me.
Cause it all deserves to be.
This has been a part of American culture here.
Oh, Jesus.
Hey, look, there's Curly from the Three Stooges.
Calm down, I'll get back to your seat.
I'll take care of this one.
You'll be wonderful.
Everything's so uncomfortable.
All right.
Y'all are getting the point, right?
I mean, I hope that y'all are getting the point here, okay?
Now, this is a little excessive.
Yo, there's Sean Connery.
There's Sean Connery.
There he is again.
There he is again.
I can undo anything.
There's John Wayne.
There's John Wayne.
Hey, there's Jack Nicholson!
I am one.
Watch me drop my door.
See me standing toe to toe.
My daughter.
That's a little excessive.
That's a little excessive here.
Now, this is what a Chad does right here.
Let me tell you something.
You got to be a man to be able to pull this off.
You get home.
Look at this.
This is a man right here.
Look at this.
I can face anything.
Can I give her a backhand?
Fifty Bucks and Chad Door Dropping00:11:11
I'm just saying.
Hey, look, I'm just saying, all right.
I mean, it's been a part of our culture for a long time.
And I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
And look, I'm not defending domestic violence, okay?
I'm just saying that this kind of thing has been a part of our culture and we should have a conversation about it.
Oh, yes, Ghostler.
Show me and Twilly our place.
Give us a kiss with your fist.
Dude, I'm not.
Look, Dark Me Magician Girl, I know you're trolling.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I know you're trolling.
This is not, I'm not, I'm not, this is, I'm not advocating that.
I'm just trying to tell you people that you're trying to blame me for something that has been a part of American culture for a long period of time.
Okay, I'm just saying.
I'm not advocating nothing.
You people are saying it.
I'm not saying it.
All right?
So anyway, we're going to move on.
Okay.
I don't even know.
You know, I should end the stream here since you people have just taken this way out of proportion.
I spend every weekend with you trolls.
All right.
I mean, maybe I should just fucking just stop doing the show like I did that one time I had fucking food poisoning with spaghetti.
All right.
Maybe I should just do that and just end this fucking show for a little bit because I don't really appreciate how you fucking people are now telling me that it's my fault that, oh my God, this person did this, this.
I'm not going to do that.
No.
Hey, you're telling me just do radio graffiti.
Some moron called up radio graffiti claiming that he was slapping his bra around and it sounded horrible.
And you people are now trying to, you know, sit here and tell me what to do for Christ's sake.
I'm telling you, I'm not even joking around.
You people are just ass cracks.
Oh, and y'all want me to call the date line now, huh?
Oh.
Oh, you want me to call the date line now?
Oh.
My God!
I summoned the spirit of Ike Turner to get my pimp hands strong on these disgusting dish rag whore single mothers down at TGIF or Albany's looking to get the high hard one.
Shut the fuck up, aesthetic.
Who the fuck asked you, aesthetic?
Huh?
Who the fuck asked you?
Fucking fruit bowl.
Who the fuck asked you?
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not even joking around.
I can't believe you people.
Now everyone call the dateline ghost.
Come on.
I want to call.
Hey, hey, you know what?
If I call it, I got to purchase the shit.
You know how much it costs?
It costs fucking like 50 bucks for an hour.
Can you believe that, huh?
50 bucks for a fucking hour.
You want me to drop the 50 bucks so we can call and be like, hey, how you doing?
Jesus Christ.
All right.
It's like, fucking, what the fuck are you talking about?
I was shocked when I saw that shit.
And of course, they only charge the men.
They don't charge the women.
So that's why there's so many women on the other line because they get to call for free.
You know what I'm saying?
They get to call for free.
So, oh, there's, hey, that's equality for you.
Huh?
Oh, yeah, that's equality.
The men have to pay.
The women don't have to pay for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
And dude, don't do that.
Don't say someone start donating a 50 buck.
Don't do that shit because then you're going to obligate me to do.
I don't want to be obligated, dude.
I don't want to fucking pay for this shit.
Don't force me to pay for this shit, dude.
Don't force me to pay for this garbage.
It's a fucking date line.
It's a fucking dateline, man.
Look at these.
Do it, dude.
Come on.
Do it.
Oh, my God.
Do it.
I can't fucking believe you people sometimes, dude.
I can't fucking believe you fucks.
Give me my goddamn drink.
Give me my...
And you know, I need some more beer.
Listen, stop.
All right.
Everybody stop.
I don't want to pay for a date line.
Fuck, man.
I've never had to pay for anything with women.
I never had to pay for hookers or, you know, date lines or any of that crap.
I didn't need to do that crap.
You understand that?
I didn't need to do that crap.
All right.
Look at these fuckers.
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Oh, my God.
Could you use your girl voice then?
I'm not going to call using my girl voice, dude.
It might make things interesting.
No, I don't want to do that, dude.
That's fucking...
Nah, then people are going to splice that, and it's just...
I don't want to do that.
Then, like, some social justice warrior is going to say that I'm like, I don't know, making a mockery of trans people or some shit like that.
All right?
Give me a fucking break.
I mean, I'm serious.
That's what I don't want to get misconstrued.
I'm already getting misconstrued by people that are claiming that I encourage people to do this or that.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Give me some more beer, man.
I need more beer.
Need some more goddamn beer.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Tired of this shit.
I'm tired of this shit.
Hold on.
God damn it.
This shit's spilling, man.
Why does it do that shit?
God damn it.
I'm serious, man.
not even joking around all right and then Shut up.
All of you people in the chat room.
Just shut up.
All right.
Just shut up and stop trying to obligate me to shit.
It's one thing that you people in the fucking chat room think that you're like, you know what, Ghost, you're going to do this.
And you're going to do this because I said so.
You want to know why?
Because it's the autism and icebergers in me.
It's in me to tell you what to be.
Even though I live with my mommy, you still have to listen to me.
Great.
Fucking great.
All right.
And shut up, assholes.
Pouring beer is hard.
You want me to take a shot?
You want me to take a shot?
I'll take a fucking shot.
All right, I'll take a fucking shot.
Where's the bottle?
I just, I just fucking brand new bottle.
Look at I'm almost halfway done with it.
It's a brand new bottle.
Just open.
I think I bought this yesterday for fuck's sake.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right, let's go ahead and do this.
Whoa, whoa, we don't need that big of a shot, dude.
That's one of those double shotters.
And like, right when I say that, somebody in the chat room is like a double shot.
All right, we'll go ahead and pour the rest.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
All right.
Fucking double shots, baby.
Oh, yeah.
We're doing double shot.
We're getting a double going on over here.
All right.
Now, I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
And I'll tell you what, all right.
I'll tell you what.
I'll pay for the date line if we get 20 buckers in donos.
All right.
And then we're, and then, and then we'll call it.
All right.
I just, I don't want, I'm just fucking tired of these sons of bitches that are trying to take money out of men, and women don't have to pay a fucking thing.
But you know, you know, you all know that, you know, if you call as the man, you're going to be able to go and fucking talk to these bitches.
And you got, you got trannies in there for Christ's sake.
I said 20, dude, not 200 asshole.
I said 20.
All right.
I got the rest.
I just, I don't want to do it, dude.
I just, it'll be on record that I paid for fucking a date line.
You know, like, so like, you know, let's say for whatever reason, the feds raid me and you know, they interrogate me and shit.
They're going to be like, so, uh, ghost, uh, let me go through your records, see.
And we saw that you paid for a dating line and you've got a wife now, see?
And how would your wife like if we were to show her that you see you actually paid for this date line?
And what the hell am I going to say about that?
I said, Yeah, yeah, I did.
You know, I guess so.
I did it for internet trolls.
You think they're going to believe me?
Huh?
I did it for internet trolls here.
Anyway, cheers to everybody out there.
I'm taking a chug.
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug.
This is a double shot for you, sons of bitches out there, all right?
And who knows?
Maybe I'll get so drunk I'll pay for it anyway.
I don't give a shit.
But I'm doing me right now.
Let me do me for about five minutes.
All right.
All right.
Just five little minutes.
All right.
Let me take it.
Let me take a chug of this.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Oh, yeah.
Double shot.
Double fucking shot.
I could probably blow fire right now.
I could probably blow fire right now.
Let me see if I can do it.
Hold on.
Oh, man.
Almost.
All right, let me have another fucking look.
Hey, shut up.
I'm doing me, man.
You want me to do radio graffiti?
Dude, somebody beat their fucking, supposedly, I hope it's a joke.
They're telling me it's a joke in the internet chat room here.
I hope it is, but somebody was beating their wife or something.
And then you've got trolls out here putting it in the chat room that it's my fault.
And how am I going to continue with Radio Graffiti tonight after that?
All right.
All this documentation that it's my fault that, oh, he did this and he did that.
I mean, you people are a bunch of troll assholes.
You know that you people are a bunch of troll assholes.
All right.
And I'm glad nobody's donating the 20 because I'm going to get the fuck out.
I'm going to get the fuck out of here, dude.
All right.
I mean, now I'm a bad guy.
I'm contributing to the delinquency of Mexican kids.
Now I'm forcing people to supposedly beat their wives.
I mean, it's just get the fuck out of here, right?
It's not my fault, dude.
Shut the fuck up.
It was not my fucking fault.
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Hail Sheckler, my God.
New Math and Mexican Kid Delinquency00:10:55
We don't pay $2 grand an episode just so you can start covetching over 50 bucks.
The most profitable streamers know how to stick to a schedule.
Covetching?
And I'm not making.
You think I make two grand an episode?
Dude, I don't make two grand an episode?
Dude, who the fuck?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
That's serious money if you're doing shit like that.
I'm not doing that.
Jesus fucking Christ.
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Look at Dark Me Magician, girl.
I don't know, dude.
Dark Me Magician, girl, you always, you always hook everything up, dude.
I mean, even though I think you deserve to be in a kitchen, you know, you don't have to donate the 20 bucks.
I'll do another character, but I just, you know, you know, okay, look, okay, look, look, okay.
We'll start it from Hail Sheckler.
All right, let's put it on the calculator here.
Okay, we've got, we've got five.
All right, we've got three, okay?
Got eight going on.
We got eight buckers in there.
Okay, that's all.
We got eight buckers.
Oh, what is eight?
Uh, eight minus 20.
What is that?
That's like, that's like 12 bucks left, right?
Or some shit?
Some shit like that.
Anyway.
Oh, man.
Anyway, hey, wait a minute.
Hey, wait a minute.
Just calm down.
Why are you assholes saying that I can't do math?
All right.
Listen, I don't do the new math that you people have been taught.
All right.
I'm taught the old math.
You ever heard of the old math?
I know what I'm doing.
I'm not doing this new math shit that you people are doing out here.
I can do math.
I can do math, right?
It is.
Hold on.
Let me see that.
Eight.
Shut up.
I can do the math, dude.
Shut up.
All right.
This is new math.
All right.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm serious.
Y'all have never heard of new.
What you're being taught is new math.
Have y'all ever heard about this?
What you are being taught in schools for the past 20 to 25 years has been new math.
There's even been like a fucking, there's been like a, like a, like a comedy type of a fucking musical written about this.
Have y'all heard about this?
Hold on, let me see if I can find it.
All right.
It's a beautiful part about being on YouTube at this point in time.
I can be able to, I can be able to, I'm able to do this.
All right, here, here, let's, let's take this one for instance.
All right, here, here.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I got an ad for Christ.
I hope I don't get copyright struck for this, but I think it's very important.
I think it's very important, okay?
All right, now let me let me show you something, okay?
Let me show you new math.
There was a musical written about this, okay?
So let's go ahead and play it.
Play this, all right?
This is new math.
What you're listening to is new math.
What you're being taught in schools is new math.
Some of you who have small children may have perhaps been put in the embarrassing position of being unable to do your child's arithmetic homework because of the current revolution in mathematics teaching known as the new math.
So as a public service here tonight, I thought I would offer a brief lesson in the new math tonight.
We're going to cover subtractions.
This is the first room I've worked for a while at the Blackboard, so we will have to make more primitive visual aids, as they say in the Ed Biz.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
Did somebody donated 25?
Hold on just a second.
The N-wordler just donated $25 for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus fucking.
I'm not going to do radio graffiti afterwards.
All right.
We'll see.
We'll see what happens.
We'll fucking see what happens.
But listen, I want to show you new math first because I don't think you people, you know, I don't think you people understand.
All right.
You people have been taught new math.
All right.
So listen, listen.
All right.
Anyway, never mind.
You don't care.
You don't give a shit.
You're like, I don't care about new math.
You don't know how to do math, ghost.
Hey, boo-boo, you don't know how to do math.
I just know how to do these picnic baskets.
Jesus Christ.
Sound like fucking Jesse Vantura.
I don't need to know the new math.
I am Jesse Vantura.
I know things too about a thing or two.
Jesus Christ.
Give me my god damn drink.
I am Jesse the Body Ventura.
And I'm telling you all right now that autism is a part of Common Core.
All right.
Let me take one more hit and I guess.
I guess I'll buy this fucking.
I gotta buy a dating line now.
I gotta go through all that shit right now.
Actually, I need to do that now.
I guess I can do it on the internet.
Hold on, let me see.
Which one am I doing here?
Hold on.
What do I got here?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm not doing radio graffiti first, dude.
What are you talking about?
This was for the.
This was for goddamn.
Uh, this is for the date line.
This is for the date line.
Dude dude, there was a bitch that got.
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get, I'm sorry.
Hold on um, there was a woman that that was getting beat by her man.
For Christ's sake, all right, all right, Jesus Christ, and I'm supposed to, you know, continue to do radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ, what do you say, Jesse Ventura?
I say Ghost, what you should do is you should go and do the date line so you can tell these Incels how to be a man like us.
You me Jesse, The Body, Ventura.
All right, we'll go ahead and do that.
All right everybody, just just just shut your mouth.
All right, all right, all right, let me, let me.
Uh man, I gotta do all this, all right what, what?
I'm supposed to be a character.
I'm supposed to be a character.
Now, who don't?
Who's what what what, what do you want?
What character do you want to call the dating line now?
Huh what what, what character?
What character?
Tyrone?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Tyrone, Femme Ghost, Mr. Fortune Cookie, Mr. Optimism.
Do the dating line as Jesse Ventura.
I don't want to do that, dude.
Ted Bundy.
John Ice Poseidon.
Hey, dude, I'm fucking Ice Poseidon, dude.
I'm looking for a woman, dude.
Fucking dude.
Fucking dude.
Fem ghost?
Dude, I'm not...
What the fuck is fem ghost, by the way?
You know, what the fuck is Femme Ghost?
Tyrone?
George Soros?
George Soros wouldn't be looking.
Ah, yes, sir.
I am here because I am a very non-public figure.
And I am looking for someone that knows that if you are going to be with me, you are mine.
Your Gucci is mine.
Your children, if you have them, are mine.
Every time he's mine.
Because I am George Soros.
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Oh, my God.
Femme ghost is your girl voice.
Could you also try Satan?
We'd love to hear you call it.
Well, dude, I don't think I can do that.
I'm not set up for that right now.
I'm not set up to, I'm not set up for that.
I can't, like, I can't do that.
I'm not set up for that right now.
I hate to, I'm sorry.
I don't mean to be a bummer here, but I'm not set up for that, for Christ's sake.
Seriously.
Seriously, Tyrone?
Uncle Bert, call his Uncle Bernie.
Do Bernie.
Hey, how you doing?
I'm Bernie Sanders.
I'm here to try to get you a vote.
I'm trying to do every kind of back, you know, grassroots type.
No, that doesn't sound.
People would fucking call us Machmood.
Do you recruit a third wife?
That sounds interesting.
Now, what you're doing, I am Mahmoud.
I'm looking for a third wife so that she can do.
I can do things.
And she can do.
I mean, come on, dude.
Mr. Optimism?
Mr. Optimism, I don't think he'd ever call.
I don't think he'd ever call a goddamn, you know.
He would never do that.
He's not here, by the way, but he would never call.
He would never call.
Call a scuffed Alex Jones.
Hey, I'm Alex Jones here, and I'm out of here in the chat lines because I'm looking for somebody else.
The wife that I currently have is my ex-stripper and Ezra.
I'm sorry, dude.
Hey, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to go there.
I don't want Alex to be mad at me, man.
He fucking rips me off, but, you know, I don't want him to be like, look, Ghost, I'm going to tell you right now, you piece of crap.
You go after my family, and I'm going to go after you.
I eat red meat.
I take bone broth.
I eat the freshest of my filters.
And you're not going to talk to me.
I don't want to hear that shit.
I don't want to hear that.
God damn it, Ghost.
I will beat you.
All right.
I will show you how they make the fucking frogs gay.
My filters.
Anyway.
Yeah, he eats the filter.
He actually eats the filter.
All right.
You eat the filter, right, Alex?
I ate the filter because it purifies the water, so I don't even have to put it in the filter so I can just drink it.
And the filter is already in the ALEX Jones machine here, so I can just go ahead and chug as much water, even if it's water from the lake, even if it's water from the ocean, I can just chug it.
And my filters, my filters are part of ALEX Jones, so I don't even I ate the filters.
Well ghost, I am here and I'm here in my tub and I want, oh my, I mean, I got, I don't know, that's fucking tub guy, that's tub guy, I guess.
Anyway um, who should I call at?
I'm gonna call.
Look, I'm gonna have to take a break here for about five minutes, just so I can order the shit.
And then, when I order the shit uh, then we, we call, all right.
I should call as what?
As a, as a?
I don't want to call us a Brit Mong dude, I don't want to call us a Britmong.
I'm sorry, all right, because then the broads are gonna be like, oh uh, you're from Britain.
Oh yes, I am from Britain and I could be the biggest complete loser.
And you know, you dumb American women, you will cream in your pants because I have this, you know, little rubbish accent, and that's what I can do, even though I'm a complete idiot bloke that can't fucking even take care of himself.
It doesn't matter, you women will fall for this rubbish that I'm going to give you, you know.
So anyway, I'm just saying uh, I'm sincere, I'm serious, I mean, and was that Sargon?
Oh yes Ghost, I know that you're with inside of me because I know you're an intellectual.
You know, and I know Ghost, that even though I may be a liberal, I know that deep down inside of you is a piece of me.
All right Sargon, we get it anyway.
And tough luck on the.
Uh, the parliament run there.
Well, it doesn't matter if I didn't win.
Okay, what matters is that my influence over the British people is far and wide.
I've got three percent, you know, I got three percent.
Well that's, that's great for you.
I'm very, i'm very proud of you.
Anyway, let me, let me have a drink here, all right, all right, everybody.
Just calm down and look, I got a lot of Brit people like, oh you know it ghost, do you hate the British?
Because you was once cocked by one?
Look I, I I don't like the British because you people took your fucking country and flushed it down the toilet.
Okay, let me be very candid with you.
That's why all right anyway listen, i'll be right back.
Flushing Countries and Date Line Orders00:09:59
Okay, i'm going to fucking order this fucking date line.
Okay uh, order this date line and uh, let's see what happens.
Okay, I have to.
I have to leave you all with something though, here.
Let me leave you with new math.
How about that?
Let me leave you all with new math again, because I think that you people need to hear this, or you know what that might be.
I don't know.
Maybe, maybe not.
Maybe you people will be like, I don't want to hear new math, ghosts.
I want to hear something that's going to be pertinent to my perspective.
Okay uh, hold on, let me look for something that will be informative uh, and that'll be long enough so I can order, So I can actually order this goddamn date line.
And I can't believe that I'm actually going to order a fucking dateline, dude.
I mean, a dateline?
Come on.
You got me ordering date lines out here.
All right.
Hold on.
We got, wait, the UFC press post conference.
I don't know.
I shouldn't relay that shit.
I don't want UFC coming at me now.
Jesus Christ, is there anything that I can show you guys that, you know, maybe be pertinent, maybe expand your minds a little bit instead of just listening to some the intro of this broadcast here?
And by the way, the intro of the broadcast is, it's called Royalty-Free Instrumental Death Metal Track by the same guy who does the intro for the ghost show.
So FYI, if you want to take a look at that, I really do appreciate the guy for making it royalty-free.
And anybody who wants to use it can use it.
So cheers to that dude.
I mean, I don't know what to fucking leave it on, dude.
I do not know what to leave it on.
Because I don't want to leave it on anything political because if I leave it on something political, you people will snooze out.
You'll be like, I don't want to talk about this.
This is fucking troll stuff.
Oh, you know what?
I got it.
know what to leave it on now.
Let me give you a little bit of preface before I actually throw this on here.
Okay.
Now, I don't know if you guys know what Ice Poseidon, what's been happening to him.
He's going off keester.
I don't know what's going on with him.
Okay.
I didn't see him tonight on 6th Street.
People were saying that he was on.
I didn't want to go right off the bat.
I don't want to go right off the bat and fucking just do whatever it was and raid him and all that shit.
Because I want to be honest with you, I think Ice Poseidon is a little off keester.
He's a little off keester to say the least.
And I want to be honest with you, what he's doing lately has been just off the wall.
Now, what I'm about to show you here, this right here is a he's a YouTuber named Harvey J.
Okay.
Now, he used to be a part, at least to some extent, a part of Ice Poseidon's CX network.
And as a result, for whatever reason, Ice Poseidon raided his stream was about a few days ago.
And I don't know, got some hacker to hack his stream or whatever.
And he exposed ICE.
I'm going to try to look for the place where he exposes ICE for a variety of different things.
Does anybody, no, nobody here, of course, did any kind of, you know, time stamp, but I'm trying to put it to where this guy comes out and says that ICE has done a few things here.
All right, where is this?
Where is this?
I think this is it right here.
Okay.
All right.
Hold on.
Let me play this.
You have one that gets denied a burp it.
Okay.
Okay.
Here's where he calls.
Okay.
I'm going to put this back a little bit and then we're going to go ahead and play it.
And I'll be right back.
I got to pay.
What I'm doing right now is I'm going to pay for the date line so that we can have this here.
And then we're moving on with the broadcast.
All right.
And the only reason that I'm playing this Ice Poseidon thing is so that I can pay for the fucking dateline.
All right.
So with that being said, let's go ahead.
Let's do this.
This is Harvey J's actual stream in which he's being hacked by Ice Poseidon.
And he's reacting to it.
And he tells Ice Poseidon to call up.
And Ice Poseidon's in the chat room saying, oh, will you call?
Dude, you fucking call me, dude.
You know, fucking dude, you call me, dude.
You know, fucking dude.
And then eventually, Harvey does admit, and I don't know if we're going to get to this part because I don't know.
I forgot what part of the fucking stream it was, but he admits that Ice Poseidon had an abortion.
Like, he had an abortion to...
I'm not even joking.
And it was, you know, very, very interesting to say the least.
So let's go ahead and put it on.
This is when Ice Poseidon raided the streams.
ahead and put it on and i think are we there Is this it?
Let me see.
He's trying so hard to like.
See, he's being hacked.
And, you know, this guy obviously doesn't know the internets very well.
So he's like, man, I don't know what's happening.
What's happening, man?
And, you know, I don't know.
Ice Poseidon, his trolls are doing something.
Strike in my video didn't work.
Take responsibility, Ice.
All right, man.
They want the content we're going to.
Here it is.
I'll be right back.
I got to go pay for this shit.
I'll be right back.
Yo.
Yo, what's up, Harvey?
Man, why are you talking to me in a nice voice, man?
What you want, man?
I didn't think you were such a Photoshop artist.
What?
That's all you call to tell me, man.
You not taking responsibility for nothing, man?
Hello?
What'd you say?
Man, you heard what I said, man.
I'm not connected to Wi-Fi.
I didn't break up, man.
You heard what I said, man.
I didn't hear where you said you broke up.
Can you read it?
Take responsibility, Ice.
That's all your community wants you to do.
Coming from the guy who Photoshops stuff and pretends he doesn't have money, so I fly his girlfriend out to my house.
And pretends I don't have money.
Your community pretends I don't have money, sir.
You don't.
We broke!
You have two debit cards, bro.
Right?
You have one that gets denied a birthday, so it can't pay for you.
You have another one with less than $300.
Right, So you call me, so your method of talking this out is calling me to allegedly read out what my bank account balance is.
No, I'm calling you because I'm challenging you, Harvey.
Look through the history.
You're challenging me?
I'm challenging you.
Look through the history.
What did you do?
Send a nuke to the computer or some shit?
No, because obviously, if my last search was on May 4th, 2019, Google is not synced to my account because I've obviously been searching stuff after May 4th.
Therefore, I wouldn't be able to delete the history because it's not synced.
So show the history.
But you don't know what that means because you don't know what a computer is.
Right, right, right.
So, what part of this is you taking responsibility, sir?
I give you a challenge, Harvey.
Do you think calling okay now you hang up the phone?
This is the type of person we're dealing with, ladies and gentlemen.
In the middle of my stream, I'm trying to play games and shit.
I've already had people pay.
I'm sorry.
That's cap.
That's cap.
I mean, I've had people offer to pay money for the same shit that you asking me to put up here for free.
And it's like, shit, motherfucker might have sent a damn nuke to the computer.
I'm going to check it in a few minutes.
Motherfucker talking about some check the computer, like, you killed my last live stream, bro.
All right.
That was actually another internet new shit.
I think that's a little too easy.
All right.
All right.
Shut it off.
I hope that you gathered from this that for whatever reason, Ice Poseidon raided this dude shit.
And, you know, he, yeah, I don't know what Ice Poseidon's doing.
Okay.
I mean, I want to be honest with you.
He said cap.
I heard that.
He said cap.
Everybody's like, cap, cap, man, Captain Desi.
Of course, you have to make a Captain Dessey reference.
I'm sorry.
I'm just trying to say that, look, Ice Poseidon, I don't know what's wrong with him.
I didn't see his stream tonight, so I don't know what he was doing.
But he needs some help, and it sucks.
He used to, he was an innovator, in my opinion, of the in-real life streaming format.
And now he's lost his marbles, if you want my opinion.
I think that, you know, the LA life, you know, I'm telling you, you go to LA, it'll chew you up and spit you out, dude.
Ice Poseidon Fantasies and Lost Marbles00:15:16
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So let me see what we have here, okay?
I think I need to call this number because, okay, here we go.
All right, I'm going to call this while you guys are on the horn here so we can all experience this together.
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Let's see what this is here.
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Guvo, aki para Sancho.
I am looking for a woman that likes to be romanced.
I am looking for a woman that likes to understand the true essence of being the woman and understanding that me, Sancho, can pleasure your interactions in SAS that don't, but the I frustrated.
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I am a man that is looking for somebody that has a little bit of head on their shoulders, that is ambitious, someone that appreciates the finer things in life, but doesn't demand them.
Somebody that's a go-getter.
I'm a man that has all the materialistic things, but of course, the thing that's longing is someone to do the walk of life with.
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Hi, Robbie.
Looking forward to talking to someone that's smart.
Hey, insightful.
Sightful.
Loves life.
Loves life.
Enjoy smoothies.
Smoothies.
Enjoy basketball.
Enjoy sports.
Generally, watching.
Not necessarily participating.
And if you do, that's wonderful, too.
What?
I'm looking for a gentleman.
Someone that's thoughtful, kind, and wants to be loved.
I'm a woman who wants to love you.
Wow.
I'm looking forward to getting to meet you, talk to you, and grow in a relationship if that's what you want.
Wow.
Otherwise, it'll be fun to talk to you.
Somebody in the chat room says, sounds scripted.
I think she wants to necessarily have to be a relationship.
I'll come back to this one.
We'll come back.
We'll come back to this one.
I have a feeling we'll come back.
This is Jessica.
I'm just spanning completely comforted.
I'm 30.
Oh, man.
Can't hear you.
What?
Crazy gangsters are stars that want to come beef at puffier, but want some good animals.
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Oh my god, this woman.
Here, let me look.
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Look, Latina.
I know that you're probably in a situation where you believe that you have to defame yourself in this capacity.
But I'm a man that believes that when somebody is in a position like yourself, that there's something inside me that has to help.
I think that you're better than that.
And if you are a real woman, message me back.
I want to get you out of this mentality.
You're a woman that should be cherished.
You should be put on a pedestal.
You should have a man that helps to empower you, not make you submit in the capacity that you're submitting.
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Hey, what's happening, Cockery?
I'm calling into the San Marcos Austin area.
Say Marcos Austin.
Looking at anyone in 29 taboo, kinky, party phone conversation.
Kinky?
I love talking about taboo fantasies or anything like that.
So let me know what you're into.
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Came across your message and you're talking about fantasies.
I'm someone who hasn't grown up and still believes that I'm Batman.
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What the fuck?
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Hi.
You were talking about fantasies, and one of my fantasies is me dressing up as Batman and you dressing up as Wonder Woman.
And you whip me with the golden Lariat and force me to tell the truth.
If that's something you're interested in, please get back.
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Calling that up at the Frank Texas area.
And I'm a Mexican-American, 39 years old.
I'm 5'2 ⁇ , light-skinned.
5'2 ⁇ , light-skinned.
Latina?
Dark brown hair and eyes.
I enjoy taking trips out to San Antonio, though.
I'm thinking it'd be great to make some friends out there.
And this is just one of the meetings I am using for that purpose.
Again, I'm only looking for friendships.
Friendships?
If you're looking for any type of girlfriend or booty call, I'm not your time.
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I had to send you a message because you're already shunning the greatest possibility that could come into your life, which is a relationship.
A man that understands the essence of who you are as woman.
When you're standoffish and you're like, I don't want relationships, I don't want this.
I mean, you're literally putting a force field in some of the greatest things of your life.
Now, I'm not trying to use this as a means of getting close to you.
I just want you to know that I think that you're a very exquisite woman, from what it sounds like, a very beautiful woman.
And for you to be just shunning away potential, not necessarily instant relationships, but a path in which you can be intimate with somebody, you know, and know what it feels like to be loved.
Anyway, thank you.
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We're sending this.
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He has a single, grown female searching for a single, grown male.
Uh-huh.
I don't have any games, no one-night stands.
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Look, I understand what you said.
No one night stands, no flings, but let's be honest.
I mean, that is what we know how to do.
Okay.
And when we do it, we realize if I have to spend the rest of my life with this person, at least I know they can give me a decent hump.
So what I'm asking you is, because you sound like a very mature lady, I'm a very mature man.
Let's just get this all out of the open and let's, you know, do some body slapping so we know right off the bat that whether or not the sex is good, we can just keep going forward.
And then we can go ahead and fall into place all the other idiosyncrasies that come with a relationship later.
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Lisa has a message.
Well, you know what?
First of all, good morning and second of all.
Where can I find this man?
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Seems like this is a make-believe dream man because I'm not finding that kind of man anywhere around here.
Let me know.
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Well, I really appreciate the kind message.
I am out of San Antonio, Texas currently, but I can be very mobile.
Obviously, if we have good conversations and, you know, it's all about communication.
That's what relationships are about.
That's where the romance is built.
Let me know where you're at.
And if you like what you hear, you know, maybe we can talk to each other.
Very, very erotic and exotic voice, by the way.
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Hey, my name is Haley.
I'm 18.
18.
5-1.
Whoa!
I make my mom broke, so I'm playing with that.
What?
Um, people in the house got to be very quiet.
We have to be very quiet to connect live with this collar.
Oh, my God.
All right, here, let me see this.
All right, we got this collar is currently connected.
Oh, I'm sure she's connected.
Oh, I'm sure she's connected.
I'm sure she's connected.
She's connected already.
Are you fucking kidding me?
White Caucasian, long ball of hair.
What?
I'm 5'630 to waist.
175.
Nice big boobs.
What?
I'm looking for a daddy.
Check her out.
Don't connect.
To connect live with this.
Choose a fatty.
Fatty needs love too.
Sensuous Women and Live Collar Connections00:16:05
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Look, I don't mean to be so forward, baby, but are you a woman?
And if you are a woman, I appreciate a very voluptuous woman and a woman that can take it really hard.
You know, I mean, I want to be able to just fucking ram it.
Ram it to the point where you've got so much cushion and you just hear that slapping, you know, that, you know, that, you know, that body slapping.
I just want to know if you're a woman because, you know, you know, there's a lot of non-women on here.
That's all I'm saying.
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You got it.
You gotta.
I want a 41-year-old female.
41.
Okay.
Calm down.
Way 220.
Are you black?
I am light-skinned.
I knew you were black.
Listen, you want to know why I knew she was black?
You want to know why I knew she was black?
She was yelling at me.
She's yelling at me.
Disease-free.
She talks to you.
She's disease-free.
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How are you doing, lady?
I really do love that yellow bone representation that you are expressing in your greeting there.
I do love that yellow bone.
Do you still like grow your hair or do you have to wear a hair hat?
And it doesn't matter to me.
I just want to know if you have that nice, big, voluptuous tribal booty.
And, you know, you know, you sisters, man, you do something to me, man.
I want to make mocha coffee with you women, baby.
I'm sorry.
I mean, there's something about you, man.
You know what I mean?
Especially yellowbone, man.
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Oh, shit.
I think it's red bone.
I think I wait a minute.
I think it's supposed to be red bone, not yellow.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's red bone.
I'm sorry, dude.
That would sound like a Obama phone.
I'm an African-American, 31-year-old female calling from the Central Texas area.
I am married.
She's married.
But we are an open-minded couple.
Whoa.
I am curious to see if there are any open-minded men within the age range of 30 to 40 years of age online who know anything about polyamory or designer relationships.
Polyamory or no gay men.
No buy curious man.
No gay men.
A straight woman.
This bitch wants her cake and eating it too, man.
Guys, who?
I'm going to leave her a message.
I'm leaving her.
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Well, actually, I'm very into what you just suggested, but the problem I'm having is even though it's not supposed to be any kind of bisexual activity between me and your man.
So are we supposed to just, you know, take turns?
Are we supposed to have a day of the week with you?
And by the way, with all due respect, in what context do you believe that you're this important?
Now, if you've got a picture, listen, I'm a very wealthy man.
Okay.
If you are beautiful, I get it.
I'll even give you a tip after, you know, I give you the high-hard one.
But in what universe do you think that you're this important with all due respect?
I actually want to hook up with your man more than I want to hook up with you now because I want his loyalty for fuck's sake.
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We just send it.
Hey, this is Perry.
Come over to the back floor.
Wake up the area.
What?
Springle.
I can't hear you.
Obama phone.
This is Marty.
I'm an Hispanic female.
I was just cut off from the line.
I know I was trying to find a gentleman that likes to dance.
That's 45 and older.
That's non-smoking.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm very down to earth.
I'm a non-smoking.
You're too demanding.
Hey, what's up, Dr. Shelley?
I've linked your female calling off the northwest side of Houston.
I'm looking for someone close to say we're talking and living about me, I'm 55, dark-skinned, light hair, dimples, brown eyes, about 260, 260.
Whoa!
260!
No, no, no, we can't do that.
Hello, hey, Dan.
Looking for a co-drown individual, talk to the phone.
Hey, what is over there?
I'm going to say looking for co-france or talk, text.
There's a man, baby.
I'm not here trying to sell anything because I don't want anything from you because I have my own, okay?
And I hope you have your own.
So.
All right, that's enough.
I'm not wasting time on this.
I'm just okay.
I want to talk to somebody.
So look at that.
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Hey, hi.
That's why I like the last calling smoking.
Man, I mean, I can't hear you, bitch.
I can't hear you.
These bitches are sneaking the phone out from their husbands, dude.
They're sneaking the phone out.
Looking to have a little bit of fun.
My husband looking for a threesome water Hispanic.
Whoa!
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I'm really glad that I found a situation like this.
I would just like to know: are you submissive and if your husband's submissive?
I mean, I don't want to do any gay stuff with your husband.
I would just like to like put him in like some kind of a dog collar, have him bound, put him on the sofa while I'm just ramming your ass like 280 pounds going in and out while you're dripping in orgasmic pleasure.
And if he has any sounds or any kind of things that disrupt what I'm doing, I'm going to whip him with a bull whip.
That sounds like something you're interested in.
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I got a sentence.
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Fucking.
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Jesus.
All right, Harry, let's just go with this.
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Will you call me, baby?
Cause I really need you tonight.
Whoa, baby.
Don't you want to hear me through the night?
No, I don't want to do that.
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So you have it, my baby.
No, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
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Baby, I need you.
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I just want to know your name.
You look so beautiful.
You really turn me on my mind every time.
I want to see your face, girl.
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I didn't know what else to do.
I didn't know what else to do.
Hey, guys.
My name is Sarah.
I'm in the Austin area, South West.
Austin.
Just on the line, look at the charts.
Maybe you have some talk.
I can't hear you, dude.
Uh-oh, here we go.
What's this?
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Hello.
I just received your message, and honestly, what?
Well, what?
As you mentioned, sir.
You found me to be exclusive and beautiful.
Oh.
Which, by the way, as we all know, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Oh, yeah.
Exclusive.
Well, I cannot but help appreciate the compliment.
Yeah, of course.
I'm sorry.
Sir, you are looking for a woman that has a good head on her shoulders.
Yeah, yeah.
And those qualities, as you mentioned, include ambitious.
You can actually hear her thinking.
A woman that appreciates the finer things in life.
A woman that is.
She sounds slow now.
That sounds fabulous.
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You sound like a very articulate woman.
And not only do you not sound like you have a good head on your shoulders, you sound like a very intelligent woman, a very wise woman, somebody who understands the eloquence of the English language.
And I'm telling you, just by you talking, it's literally just got the curiosity juices flowing within my body at this point in time.
And I think that you yourself sound like a very exclusive woman, a very articulate woman, a woman that understands what she wants in life and just needs that special somebody.
And I understand.
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Hi, I'm Todd.
I'm just on here to have nice, you know, cool talk, maybe meet somebody who's cool and see where it goes.
You know, I'm just on here to have fun.
And sounds like a man.
I'm 20.
I'm in shape.
You know, she's in shape.
Love to take care of my body.
Favorite thing to do.
It's a trap that's in shape.
I'd love to hear about what other people like to do.
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Look, I'm very open-minded.
Are you trans?
And if you are, I'm a very exclusive gentleman.
I'm very open-minded.
If you are, can you tell me how big you are and whether you're cut or not?
And then we'll go from there.
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Tasha.
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I sent you this message.
Wow.
Thank you for your message.
First of all, I love the discussion.
It's not all about physical sexuality, first of all.
Oh, this is the cucker.
It doesn't even have to be a sexual relationship.
I'm not just looking for someone to screw.
I'm not.
It may not even be the case.
I'm definitely not looking for someone to bring into our bedroom.
I mean, if it's somebody that enjoys watching, cool, whatever.
If my husband wants to watch you with somebody, cool, whatever.
If I met, if I did happen to meet someone, once we all sat down and discussed what the parameters of.
Okay, let me give her a message.
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This is Nikki.
I'm getting no honey tonight.
I'm naming it my bed.
Oh, geez.
All right, that's an Obama phone.
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You sound like a very sexy black woman, and this is a very serious conversation that I'd like to have.
You sound like a very sensuous woman.
I would like to know if you're into roleplay, pre-antebellum roleplay, in which you know you call me Massa and stuff like that.
If you're interested, just get back.
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What's up, guys?
I am a 5-6 yellowbone.
Yellowbone!
All right, yellow bone.
I knew it was yellowbone.
I knew it was yellow bone.
If you call it respectful, you said she's Jesus Christ.
I don't really want to hear it.
I ain't got to have it.
I'm not calling forward.
I am 39, 20, 40 years old.
Yes, it's a sex and black colour up behind this area.
Look for them with me.
It must be Mobus.
I don't have fun.
What?
What the fuck is that?
Stick a sex and promise on me this one.
Get at me with a class on.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck was that?
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Yes, it's a sex and black colour up behind this area.
Look for Zen with me.
I must be Mobus.
I'm having fun.
5'8 or 7 big bully bitches trying to rainbow league.
Not that.
Dick is 6.
You gotta be kidding me.
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Yes, I'm looking to meet a greeter well in the doubt.
Now she's good.
I'm looking for someone to come over now.
No strange attached, no questions asked.
Free time.
Tropilo, please.
Let me know.
Drop your low.
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Sir, with all due respect, I really believe you and I are from different bitches.
You can hear her thinking, dude.
She's on the surface with me.
Aside from the responsibility, she thinks like I'm in this deep conversation with her.
You see what I'm saying, gentlemen?
You can do this too.
All right.
All you gotta do is play the mind game with him.
All right.
I'm not even hearing what this drunk bitch is saying, and I'm telling her the right things.
You understand, baby?
I am a Christian on a journey.
Oh, a Christian on a journey.
So there is no possible way that you and I could understand each other.
Aww.
Aww.
I don't know where your heart is.
I don't need to.
I'm just inclined to really.
Oh, she's.
I gotta be a Christian.
Make an invitation.
What is she talking about, dude?
Make an invitation for what?
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I don't think that you should reject me like you did because of Christianity.
I mean, we all have faith.
And that's one thing that probably makes you the loyal person you are.
I can hear it in the articulation of your voice.
Why don't you take my hand and send me a live talk so we can talk?
That's all I want to do is talk.
I'm not trying to do anything harmful.
I'm not trying to be forward.
I just talk.
I mean, I want your voice is something that is just exquisite.
It's unlike anything else.
It's a fingerprint in the audible life that is hearing.
Let's just talk.
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Hey, this is Nikki.
I'm sorry, I'm your honey tonight.
I'm laying in bed, I don't want to see, I want to get fucked till you make me come, and you want to spread my legs and fuck me.
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Look, honey, I'm white, okay?
And I'll connect live to you, but I have to know if I can be General Robert E. Lee and you are captives from the Underground Railroad.
And if that sounds like something you're interested in, let's get back.
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Hello, this is Miss Jupy.
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I am 30 years old.
30.
I am calling out of the Richardson area.
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Now, look, I'm a white man, but I'm going to try to come on to you like your fellow brethren, okay?
Hey, baby, what's going on?
All right.
Just call me Mocha.
You coffee.
All right.
And let's put each other together.
And I messed that up.
You see, no wonder the brothers are better than.
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Sorry.
I messed that up.
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Would you like to join me in the chat?
Oh, it's this Christian bitch.
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Well, hello.
Hello.
Howdy.
How are you?
Fantastic.
How are you?
I'm alive.
Appreciative of the air that I breathe into my lungs and still have all my senses.
But how about you?
I praise God for another day of life.
I've always said better to be in pain than dead.
So you like pain?
No.
I appreciate life that much.
I see.
So what brings you on?
What?
Praise Lucifer and Appreciating Life00:17:11
I understand you're a Christian.
I really do appreciate that, by the way.
But what brings you on to this weird world of this dating line?
You really think it's weird?
Are we not surrounded by the same things that are on this chat line at the moment?
Is not society mirrored by it?
But then again, society itself is a mirror of confusion.
And it's within that chaotic confusion in which we look into the abyss and attempt to find ourselves.
Exactly.
So how do you feel?
Where do you stand in the Christian belief?
You were raised by tradition, or you understand it?
You've heard it.
No, I have to be very honest with you.
I have a very close relationship to God and Jesus.
I do try to live my life as the, not only Jesus, the Son of God, but Jesus, man, that walked the earth, a man who cares about people, a man who's someone who doesn't shun anybody based on judgment, etc.
I mean, I am a very, very close man to God.
You're absolutely right.
The Son of God is Son of Man.
And if you've read the books of Matthew, Mark, John, Luke, he did a whole lot more healing than teaching and preaching.
Yes?
Absolutely.
He was a Jew.
He was Jewish.
Jesus was Jewish, so of course he had the ability to be able to do those types of Talmudic things.
Right.
So given that scripture says we are to be led by the example that he left for us, I have to be the type that shuns because I do not have any type of interest in communicating with the heathen.
I agree.
I think heathens are the things that we have to look out for in this life.
It's an obstacle that we have to move forward from.
And what we have to do is use the power that's in the Talmudic Bible to be able to use the language that's in there to be able to shun these things, shun these energies out of our life.
And it's something that I live for very, very vividly.
Every time I look into the sun, I feel the heat of the sun on my brow, and I know that Jesus is looking upon me because he is the sun, God's son, the light of the world.
Right.
And as scripture says, he says, it is written, in his words, I came to do the will of the Father, not of my own.
I agree.
He also said that we should look to the sun of the morning, and the sun of the morning shall show us the way, the true light.
You know, the true essence of light, which is Lucifer.
You're absolutely correct.
Now, please tell me, how are we to accomplish that according to the written scripture?
Well, the first thing that we have to do, in my opinion, you are asking my opinion, I think that we need to summon the light, the dawn, the light of the world, Lucifer.
And what we should do is steal the night.
What we do is you use scripture.
It's there in scripture, the Talmudic, the magic, for a lack of a better term.
It's there.
We just have to conjure it up and we need to follow that light.
And that light will give us the light that's inside of us.
That's what's inside of us.
It's God's light.
It's Lucifer's light.
It's the electricity that's in your body.
This is what it is.
Every time you move your fingers, every time you think about something in your head.
I mean, this is the light.
The light is Lucifer.
Lucifer is the light.
It says Lucifer many times in the scripture.
And the reason it says Lucifer many times in the scripture, because he is the light.
It is the light.
We just choose the light that we shun.
You're absolutely right.
The light that we shun.
The light that we shun.
I think you're a very intelligent person.
You can just tell that the light that's within you.
You know that whenever we refer to somebody that is smart, that is intelligent, what do we say?
We say they're bright.
Why do we say they're bright?
Because they are enlightened.
The light is within them.
Why do you think every time you see a cartoon and there's a thought process that goes in their head, what's above the cartoon's head?
It's a light bulb.
The light.
Do you see the light?
How did Jesus accomplish what he accomplished?
Absolutely.
As it is written in scripture.
How did he accomplish that?
Can you answer that question?
Because it is written in scripture, not a personal opinion.
Because he was God's son, the light of the world.
Why do you think they call Jesus the light of the world?
He is manifesting the powers of Lucifer.
How did he accomplish that?
He accomplished it because his father, Lucifer, gave him the powers to do so.
And he accomplished that by not only dying as physical man, but manifesting himself into a new birth, a new reality.
We praise Lucifer, right?
You praise Lucifer, right?
No.
Why?
Lucifer is the light.
It's in the Bible.
It's in the Bible.
Lucifer is the rebel.
What Bible are you reading?
No, that's Satan.
Satan is the evil, the king of darkness.
Do you understand?
That's Satan.
You don't understand.
We need to worship the light.
Why do you think whenever you die, they say walk towards the light?
We walk to Lucifer.
And Lucifer will save you from wherever you are right now.
If you walk towards the light, if you let the light go into your body and let it spark the synapses and all the electrical that's in your body, you know that you are electricity.
You are the light.
You have to understand that you're the light.
And then you can enlighten the world.
Because I know you can.
I can feel the energy.
I can feel your energy.
I can feel your energy.
You, something called me to you.
That's why I'm glad that you connected live to me because you know what it was?
It was the enlightenment within you.
Pushing forward, wanting to be a part of the light.
Be bright, be enlightened, be who you are, because the only thing...
Let me pause you for a second, because you...
Sorry.
All right, go ahead.
I do not.
I do not wish to raise my voice to a perfect stranger.
And I can't help but be ignited to do so because that is how you're speaking to me.
You need to lower our voice.
Okay, you need to have opinions.
You need to praise Lucifer.
May God have mercy on your soul.
Praise Lucifer now, woman.
The eternal praise Lucifer now, or may you be banished to the darkness.
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She said, get out of here.
I'm here to talk to a real person looking for a real connection.
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Dude, I don't know if I. You know what?
I'm going to end it there.
I'm going to end it there for Christ's sake because I'm going to be honest with you.
I'm going to tell you what happened.
I was listening to the chat.
I was listening to the fucking chat over here.
And you people were like, well, make her praise Lucifer and make her do this.
So I almost had her.
I almost fucking had her.
And I was going to make her say dumb shit just so I can show you.
But I fucking listen to you idiots.
You're like, you know what?
Trying to make her say praise this and praise that.
And I was listening to you, idiots.
All right.
And by the way, it's already fucking.
It's going to be six hours, dude.
All right.
I want to save some time for the next time.
And that was.
Oh, my God, man.
Oh, my God.
Listen, we're almost going on six hours.
Look, I'm not going to keep the show going, dude.
I can't do it.
I can't, dude.
All right.
It's 3:11 a.m.
I've spent my whole entire goddamn evening with you, sons of bitches.
I'm almost six hours for Christ's sake.
Almost six hours.
And I want to be honest with you, I feel a little bit uneasy about, you know, trying to convert that Christian woman into, you know, into Luciferianism or some show.
Oh, no.
You assholes, dude.
Oh, my God.
You assholes.
Kill count number two.
She did sound a little fucking freaked out there.
You know that?
I mean, whenever she was on Xanax or alcohol or whatever, she sobered up real quick and was like, I summoned Jesus.
Oh, man, that was funny, dude.
That was funny.
And look, I guess, and shut up.
Don't do that in the chat room.
Don't call me Ted Bundy, all right?
All right, I'm not even joking, all right?
Hey, look, I know how to communicate.
All right, I know what chicks want to hear.
And that's why I call the date line, because I want you all to maybe call a date line.
And maybe you'll be able to talk to these broads.
You just got to talk to them.
You just got to talk.
That's all I got to do.
You got to fucking talk.
All right.
And I never promised in eight hours, dude.
Go shove it up your ass.
I hate when you fucking trolls do that.
I hate when you fucking trolls that you promise.
I didn't promise nothing.
All right.
I promised that, you know, the radio graffiti would come earlier.
It did.
All right.
And what did that do?
What the hell did that do?
That did nothing but fucking have some maniac call up, beat his wife or his significant other, whatever.
I'm just saying, for Christ's sake, all right?
I'm just saying.
No, nobody donated for another.
I fucking bought the fuck.
I bought the shit.
I bought the fucking line, you fucking idiot.
I bought the fucking date line.
Oh, here you go.
You know what?
I'm ending the broadcast.
It's over.
I'm done, dude.
I'm done.
You understand?
I barely have the energy to do this broadcast.
I almost didn't do the fucking broadcast, dude.
I, I mean, don't.
Don't y'all remember that I told you that my fucking power went off on Thursday at 5.45 p.m.
Didn't get it back on until the next day at 2.30 p.m.
I didn't sleep the whole fucking night.
I was fucking, you know, worried that I had my fucking windows open and shit.
And not to mention I was sweating my balls off, okay?
So I didn't have very much fucking sleep then.
Then I do a damn ghost show on Friday night.
All right.
Do it for fucking six hours.
All right.
Barely have enough sleep.
I got all kinds of shit to do.
I barely had the energy to do it here.
Okay.
And here I am.
I'm on this fucking Saturday night troll show going on six hours.
And you people are giving me shit.
All right.
You people are giving me crap.
All right.
And don't, no, don't do the praise Lucifer.
That was a joke, dude.
I was fucking.
I was listening to you, pricks in the chat room.
I was listening to you, pricks.
Oh, I fucking lie.
I didn't fucking lie.
All right.
That's enough, dude.
All right.
I'm done.
All right.
I'm done for Christ's sake.
All right.
Hey, that's Frank Zappa, all right?
Oh, my God.
Went to bed and the show was starting.
Getting up for work and you're still on.
Ghost is a machine.
You're damn right.
Enjoy the rest of the show.
Much love.
You're damn right.
Listen to Frank Zappa for Christ's sake, man.
I'm a machine, man.
Don't you understand that?
And of course you don't appreciate it.
Anyway, look, I'm going to get off.
I can't do anymore, dude.
I have to fucking go.
I'm hungry.
I'm tired.
I'm cranky.
I just made almost some fucking Christian broad convert to Luciferianism because of you.
Because I was listening to what the fucking chat room says.
So listen, I got to get out of here, dude.
All right.
I'm sorry.
And yeah, let's end it on a good note for Christ's sake.
All right.
All right.
And let's just end it on a good note.
Shut up.
It's not another win for you.
Did you just fucking hear the conversation that I just had?
How the fuck can you sit here and say it's a win?
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
Jesus Christ, you fucking trolls.
You never fucking, you're never happy for Christ's sake.
Anyway, I'm out of here.
Thank you for listening to the Saturday night.
Saturday night, Saturday night, Tro Shoo.
Episode six, baby.
And you don't win shit.
Shut up.
I'm here and I did it.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm out of here.
All right.
I'll be back Monday for the Ghost Show, 8.30 p.m. Central Standard Time.