Ghost dominates this chaotic episode by claiming President Trump delivered history's greatest State of the Union, citing 5.3 million jobs and prison reform while attacking Democrats as hypocrites. He rants against "troll terrorists" using racial slurs and anti-Semitic insults, admitting to heavy alcohol and cannabis use due to their harassment. Ghost defends Martin Shkreli's drug price hikes, blames Obamacare for overdiagnosis, and concludes that despite the abuse, the trolls will not win his battle. [Automatically generated summary]
And I'm here for episode 17, no matter what you did to me the last episode.
And guess what?
Did y'all hear the State of the Union last night?
Did you all hear the State of the Union last night?
President Trump listens to my show.
President Trump listens to my show.
I told you.
I told all of you.
You're goddamn right.
The greatest State of the Union speech in American history.
Goddamn right, folks.
I'm hyped today, man.
You trolls will not win, all right?
Go ahead and spread this show link around the internets and throughout the world and spread it around like wildfire, baby, okay?
That's my president.
That's my president right there, baby.
You're damn right.
Spread this show link around like wildfire.
Spread it around the internets and throughout the world.
All right.
We are live right now, episode 17.
Go ahead and take me out, engineer.
Take out the music.
All right.
What's going on, folks?
Thank you very much for tuning in with me.
I am the host of this show, The Ghost Show.
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And I want to thank you for tuning in with me on an episode 17.
Excuse me.
Jesus Christ, I'm going backwards.
Go ahead and spread this show link around the internets and throughout the world like wildfire.
I'm pretty hyped today, baby.
I'm pretty.
I'm pretty hyped to say the least.
Did you all see, and I'm going to go right into it, man.
Did you all see the President of the United States' State of the Union speech last night?
I mean, give me...
I'd buy that for...
Good evening, folks, and welcome to another edition of the Text-to-Speech-Lady show.
No, no, don't!
Don't take away my show.
Discuss how Alexandria, the socialist, Ocasio-Cortez, bitched out last night, plus shout-outs and more.
No, don't take away my show.
Listen to me.
We're not even three minutes in.
We're not even four minutes in, man.
Stop this crap.
I want to talk about my president last night, text-to-speech lady, you ass crack.
Ghosts, excellent show.
Thank you very much, man.
I appreciate that.
I got some positivity going on, especially after last show.
If you didn't listen to it, I mean, good God.
The proud boys.
Have you ever heard of the proud boys?
The Western chauvinist men's.
Let's not talk about the proud boys right now, okay?
That's some obvious idiot that's been paid by the Democratic Party to agitate this broadcast.
All right, so go shove it up your ass.
I want to talk about the president last night, the greatest State of the Union speech in American history.
And let me tell you, I don't understand after that State of the Union speech how any leftist can be against Donald Trump.
How can any leftist be against Donald Trump?
What do you want, gender?
Happy Fruit Bowl Wednesday text-to-speech lady.
Keep up the good work.
Hey, listen, don't acknowledge the text to speech.
He just goddamn trolls, sons of bitches.
Listen, don't.
Let's not, okay?
I want to talk about my president, you asshole.
You're definitely going to lose.
Oh, you know what happens when you taunt us.
Oh, you have one chance to take it back, Goisler or something.
Oh, yeah, you know what?
You trolls can't break me, all right?
That's why I'm still here.
That's why I'm still standing.
That's why I'm still standing right now.
I'm still standing.
When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large.
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs.
What the hell are you doing?
I don't even know what the hell.
A cartoon gas.
All right, we get it.
All right.
We're very proud of you, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Trump is a racist old hambone, and I guess that's where Ghost gets it from.
Go shove it up your ass.
You can't call him a racist after last night.
And secondly, shove it up your ass, ghost bad day.
Ghost bad day.
Trump is not a racist.
Sincerely sorry for missing the last show.
Unlike Trump's, my work schedule actually has something on it.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
Yes, that's right, you leftist evil mirror.
That's why you sit here and you use my show as a venue to promote your goddamn leftist crap garbage.
I don't know what the hell you want to call it, but it makes me goddamn sick.
Now, listen, stop with the goddamn text-to-speech.
Stop doing this for a second, all right?
I want to talk about the State of the Union speech.
I mean, this should be more than obvious now that all of you that listen to me understand that President Trump listens to the ghost show.
He's listened to my show for years.
He's listened to it since the beginning.
And listen, if you don't believe me, I mean, at the end of yes, was it episode 16, the last show?
What did I tell the president to do?
I told the president to put the leftist back on leftism.
All right.
These leftists, they try to get on some grand stage.
And what is this?
We all know that Ghost is a CIA knee guard that likes taking Alabama Block Snake up his fat ass.
Shut up, Rho.
I don't work for the CIA.
I never have worked for the CIA.
I never will work for the CIA.
I'm going to put that on record, okay?
All right.
Now, let me explain something here.
All right.
What did Trump hit last night?
He hit all the leftist points, and I don't understand how leftists can be any more leftists now.
I mean, I'm not even kidding.
What the hell do you want?
DONALD TRUMP'S BORING STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS WAS REFLECTED IN THE STOCKS THE NEXT DAY.
THE DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL AVERAGE WAS DOWN 21.22.
Stop doing that, troll.
That troll pisses me off.
My stack was 6.80.
I'm not even joking.
Stop.
Stop it now.
The S ⁇ P 500 was down 6.0 million.
Listen, shut up.
Text-to-speech lady, whoever the hell you are, trying to take control of my show, all right?
Shut up.
Shut your goddamn digital pie hole.
Now, listen.
I mean, how in the hell can leftists be against Donald Trump after yesterday?
What now?
What's wrong with the Proud Boys?
We are right-wing.
There's nothing wrong.
Look, shut up.
I want to talk about Trump.
All right?
That's some DNC agitator probably paid for by Media Matters or David Brock.
All right?
All right.
Here's these Hasburg idiots.
Sorry, go shoving up your ass.
Ghost, we know damn well what's going to happen.
Yeah.
You're going to give in to the trolls whether you want to or not.
No, you're not.
Listen.
Say racist speech.
Trolls will not win.
123 in the chat.
Shove it up your ass speech.
Let me tell you something.
You trolls will not win.
I'm giddy after yesterday's State of the Union speech.
Ghost, are you going to talk about how every Democrat in Virginia right now is being out of the way?
I'm trying.
Hey, you know what?
NG's used colostomy bag, which is a sick-ass name.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
Evening, ghost.
How about some jokes?
No, no, don't go back to what y'all did.
That was horrible, what you racist bastards did.
And stop calling me ghosts, or I'm not going to tell you.
So do you like the trolls, and do you consider me as one?
Divine Tiger, whenever your name pops up, you're a goddamn troll.
That's the first thing that pops to my head.
Just like Eva Mira, I think leftist trash.
Yeah, forgot to mention.
I liked episode 15 of the girl.
I'm sure you did.
Listen, let me tell you something.
Give me my deserved slot on the IC.
You're not getting it.
You're a leftist.
Are you kidding me?
You're a long-haired bedwedding hippie liberal, man.
Do you think we want you in the inner circle for Christ's sake?
You know what I mean?
You disrespect capitalism.
Shut your mouth.
All right?
Now, let me tell you.
Can we go one episode with some actual information being dropped on these Milky Liquors instead of endless lame TT?
Hey, I'm trying to, trucking bolts.
I'm trying to shoot pearls to these people.
You hear me attempting every time.
Every goddamn time.
And unfortunately, what?
What do I get?
I get nothing but a bunch of troll terrorism and cyber vermin that sit here and try to make a mockery of my show.
Now, shut up.
Stop the goddamn text-to-speeches.
You people are not going to get to me.
You trolls will not win.
Do you understand me?
You trolls will not win.
Duel cat.
What are you, what?
Hello, fellow duelists.
Today we will learn how to tribute summon.
Monsters that are level five or six require tribute and monsters.
Shut up.
I want to talk about how Donald Trump listens to my show.
In order to set monsters that are level five higher, you still need to tribute.
All right, let me talk.
Let me talk.
Let me talk.
Ghost, I think Donald Trump will rip all liberal trolls to shreds after hearing this shit.
Build the wall, build the wall.
You know, you're damn right, build the wall.
And let me tell you something.
There's nothing, there's nothing that the wow.
I promise I'll only troll serious capitalists in the circle.
Oh, yeah.
There's no troll into the inner circle there, Evil Mirror.
All right, shut your mouth.
Here's the jacket.
I hope you're all doing well this fine day.
The chat, the engineer, and most of all, the text-to-speech speech.
All right, you see, you're starting to piss me off.
I'm not letting you trolls win.
All right, Jackler and Evil Mira and Ghost the Faquad.
What is the you're talking about the Texas Martyrs, aren't you?
Yeah, I see you talking about the tech.
Talk about them either.
Listen, that's enough.
Where's Mr. Optimism?
You promised us, Mr. Optimist.
Listen, I didn't promise anybody anything, okay?
First and foremost, if you wouldn't.
Let me get to my show.
I'll explain all this.
All right, playing the best games.
Shout outs to the Habsburgs.
If you let me do my show, I can get to what I'm talking about.
Let me talk.
Let me talk.
Wolf, let me talk.
Let me talk.
Damn it.
Trump's State of the Union started off really strong.
Absolutely smashed the Dems record on the economy.
I was, however, a bit disappointed he didn't get around to announcing his knicker-lynching and Mexican death camps college.
Shut up, Scottish camera.
Go shut up, your ass.
What do you have?
You have some, like, mini bull dyke as a prime minister.
Shitposting your show is now worth more than Qtum. Didn't you say that it would never go below $5? I didn't say that, you stupid sorry sack of crap.
I said that what'll happen is we're gonna see a shitcoin shakeout in which Bitcoin will eventually go to its demise and then some other cryptocurrency will rise from the digital ashes taking the place of Bitcoin, you son of a Jesus.
Text to speech, lady.
Let me talk.
I am the talent of this fog.
Shoving up your ass.
You're not the goddamn talent.
I'm the talent, asshole.
King said, stop taking over my show, man.
The prognosticator of prognosticator strikes again.
Well, thank you for acknowledging me.
I don't think I think you're acknowledging yourself.
Whatever it is, man.
Necrials are demonic slayer creatures, which require a slayer level of 80 in order to harm What the hell are you talking about?
They are found only in the Slayer Tower.
They're stronger variants can be found in the catacombs of Corinth.
Listen, let me talk.
I want to talk.
Let me talk.
Stop.
Let me talk.
Now time for synchro summoning.
Cytros live in the extra deck.
What the hell?
I will synchro summon a synchro monster.
You need one tuner monster.
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you talking about?
I don't even know what this.
I don't even know what you're saying.
Let me talk.
Let me talk.
Shut up.
Ghosts, yummy poo-poo.
Ghost, if we can't say nothing, I don't even want to know what you think.
Or porch monkey.
We all know.
Nah, you're a racist bastard.
Listen, let me talk.
Also, I'm masturbating and using my poop as loop.
Just let me goddamn talk for Christ's sake.
Look at there's a death to autists.
Death to autists.
Thank you very much for your donation.
But listen, let me talk, okay?
Let me shut up.
H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-H.
Where are you listening?
Listen.
Jesus Christ.
Just let me talk.
Let me talk, Harry Potter.
I was moved by the state of the union, but Mr. Trump did not mention the unity of wizards and muggles.
With that, I will announce I will be running for president.
You modern-day hipsters, you stupid glasses wearing hipsters.
You morons are now talking out of metaphors straight out of Harry Potter now.
That's how stupid you are.
The only people we are going to let talk are Engineer and Mr. Optimism in the after-show.
Oh, oh, yeah.
Oh, well, now you're trying to be a dictator leftist, huh?
There, evil mirror.
I try to be a little dictator leftist.
Trump Unity And Running For President00:15:14
Markets are the best segment.
Hey, I'm trying to get to the markets before I get to the market.
Let me talk.
Damn it.
Let me talk.
Zion Don the Khan is a puppet of Israel.
His Jewish cocksucking was disgusting.
What the hell are you talking about, you racist?
Shut up!
Let me talk!
Just let me talk for a second.
Damn it!
Let me talk!
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in Flapjaw Space with the tuning fork does a roblaker.
Are y'all talking about Yu-Gi-Oh?
Are y'all talking about Yu-Gi-Oh!
Are y'all playing like a freaking Yu-Gi-Oh game or something right now on Texas Beats or something?
My favorite part of the Alamo was when all the Texas faggots got shot like the pussy.
Shove it up your ass.
Don't talk about the Texas martyrs.
You assholes no.
You know about that.
Don't you dare talk about it.
235 viewers, lol.
235 viewers.
Listen, asshole.
All right.
Let me tell you something.
I've got hundreds of thousands of listeners, okay?
Asshole, shut up.
Did you see how I beat that suicidal gypsy without even trying ghost?
Dante Wilder!
Dante Wilder!
Last night I slapped Tyrone around and demanded he gave me a trip.
Let me tell you something, Dante Wilder.
I am a horrible horrible fight.
You should have beat the crap out of Tyson Fury, and you didn't.
You let some suicidal bald idiot slap you around, and it was, what is it, a draw?
Give me a break.
Remember the alimony.
Can you shut?
Let me talk, please.
Just let me talk.
Actually, I am in really bad shape financially.
I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills.
I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day.
Pay for lunch?
Pay for lunch.
I didn't have lunch with you, you sick freak.
Take about 10 steps away from my butt cracking.
What about you turn off text to speech, you Zionist boomer?
Then maybe you could do the marketing.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Now I'm a boss.
I'm a sider.
Just let me talk.
Let me talk.
David.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
Listen, capitalism has nothing to do with being Jewish, man.
All right, that's a freaking lie.
He usually sucks at teleprompter.
What are you talking about?
In American history, what are you talking about, Eastern Time, you bastard?
I mean, what speech were you listening to?
I mean, he hit every goddamn little Democrat humanitarian talking point and slapped them around silly.
And you know something?
Did you see the Democrats?
They were being told what to do.
They were being told whether to stand, whether to clap.
Did y'all see that?
Y'all see that.
XYZ summons.
When you're ready to XYZ summon, just hit the XYZ material.
I understand you're a Yu-Gi-Oh! fan.
That's great.
All right, now you're going to be a little bit more summoning.
Shove it up, your ass.
Stop it.
Summon it.
Put that crap on my show.
Oh, God.
Give me a freaking break.
What's on, but what's going on here?
Actually, there is something I have been meaning to tell you, but I just couldn't.
What do you want?
On Saturday morning last week, I saw a guy leave Mrs. Ghost's room.
Oh, ghosts.
How should I?
Shove it up your ass.
Stop.
Sorry to bring this up during the show.
Shove it up, your ass, man.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
Picasio-Cortez.
Get to the fucking markets before I slap the black.
Shut up, all right.
First and foremost, all right?
I'm trying to get to it.
I want to talk about the State of the Union speech, the greatest State of the Union speech in American history.
And just listening to that, just listening to that should prove to all of you people that Trump listens to my show.
I mean, did you hear what I told Trump at the end of the last episode?
I told him to throw the leftism right back in the leftist's face, and that's exactly what he did yesterday.
That's exactly what he did yesterday.
And you see, these dumbasses didn't know whether to clap, whether to get up.
They were all being told what to do.
I mean, they didn't even want to get up and clap when it pertained to women being the predominant force in the new employment spike that we're having.
You know, yesterday, Trump said that the economy during his two years in office has generated 5.3 million jobs, 5.3 million jobs.
And you know what Trump said?
That 58% of those jobs that were created within the past two years went to women.
And these women, they were looking at each other and saying, um, do we get up?
I don't know.
I mean, we're supposed to be independent women.
We're supposed to be independent.
I am woman.
Hear me roar.
Yesterday was the day Trump finally learned to read.
Now go shove it up your ass, evil mirror.
All right, go, let me talk.
All right.
Let me talk.
The massage.
HBH and Guile HBHI.
Look, the massage.
Skip the damn thing, engineer.
Oh, great.
The scat man.
My girlfriend and I enjoy smearing each other in feces.
Listen, I wonder why you keep donating and saying we reconsidered our lifestyles for one month.
You don't condone what the scat man is donating, okay, folks?
All right?
Shout out to BN King.
Thank you.
Here you go.
Mount onto the market.
WTI and Brent Kingdom.
You're trying to take my show away from me.
Let me talk.
Stop doing the markets.
Stop covering news.
Shut up and let me do my show.
Just shut up and let me do my goddamn show, man.
What do you want?
Something happened to me last Thursday when I was driving home.
What happened?
I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky to the east.
It was moving very irregularly.
Suddenly, there was intense light around me.
When I came to, I was home.
What the hell is that supposed to be?
Can't you just let me talk?
NG's month-old undies.
Listen, just shut up and let me talk.
All right?
Let me talk.
Let me talk here.
All right.
You idiots are not appreciating the greatest State of the Union speech in American history that happened yesterday.
And you folks that are on the Democrat side that elected these Democrats to the House because they're supposedly independent.
You know, they're supposedly independent.
Did you see they were being told whether they should get up, whether they should stand, whether they should not react?
Oh, that's a lot of independence, huh?
Yeah, that's a lot of.
It's a joke.
It's an utter joke.
And by the way, they kept...
Jesus Christ.
Shut up, text-to-speech!
Let me talk.
Stop doing the market.
No, you can't.
Shut up.
You let me talk.
Shut up and let me do my show.
You let me do my show.
Let me do the goddamn show.
You let me talk, you asshole.
You want to talk?
Turn off text-to-speech on the show.
Listen, hang on a minute.
You don't understand the 11-year history of this show, okay?
The 11-year history of this show.
Let's shake.
Cousin, word has grabbed my royal apiar.
That you're talking about the music.
What the hell are you talking about?
King Louis v. Organizer.
What the hell are you talking about?
I don't even know what for you.
See you this Friday.
All right.
Go shove it up, your ass.
All right.
Go shove it up, your ass.
Day Toe Na.
Let's go away.
Day To Na.
What the hell is that supposed to mean, Patrick?
You stupid jerk dick.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Chet Cho Ma Va Dai Fat Tantu Ban Thuck Su.
Do you see this?
You see, Sam Van Dong.
I'm telling you, folks, I'm listened to by hundreds of thousands of people throughout the world.
Look at all the different tongues there.
Time to play some cards against humanity.
The black card says, in his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must spend off ninjas while also dealing with blank.
Whatever all your white cards.
The cards on the best one in chat.
Listen, shut up.
Shut your mouth.
All right, let me talk here.
I don't think that you people appreciate the greatest State of the Union speech in American history that the president did yesterday.
He threw leftism right in leftist faces.
All these women that were out there dressed in white, ironically, how they're all dressed in white for president.
What do you want?
Like Shakespeare said, Not had all spent.
Where our desire is got without content, it means that your desire can get you into trouble if you're not careful.
What the hell is that?
That goes for speech donations, too.
Don't get too greedy, or you might be sorry.
What are you talking about, man?
Why don't you let me talk?
You people are the ones that are out here doing this crap to me.
All right, it's your fault.
All right, so just shut up and let me talk.
All right, you trolls will not win.
I told you.
I told you.
I had to talk with Mr. Optimism today and yesterday.
You trolls will not win.
I'm telling you that right now.
You're not going to win.
What is Hopaloo?
What the hell is that?
Get the hell out of here, Hopaloo.
Subscribe to the house.
All right, get the hell out of here.
All right, you goddamn trolls will not win.
I'm still standing.
I'm still standing.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What the hell is this?
Buzz at the State of the Union?
Why do you think Trump invited Buzz Aldrin to the State of the Union?
Oh, did y'all notice that?
Is Trump just another NASA shill?
Did y'all notice that, huh?
Hey, y'all remember when Buzz Aldrin's nephew called up to the show back, was it three or four years ago?
Y'all remember that?
Isn't it ironic?
Poops on the air in wheelchair.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I'm not in a wheelchair and shut up.
Trump's hands looked smaller than Ben Shapiro.
Why are you caring about Trump's hands, evil mirror?
Why are you even caring about the size of another man's hands?
Ghost, remember what De Gaulle said?
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
Ghost, you're all alone and surrounded by troll terrorists and cyber.
What are you trying to get psychological now?
Is this a drug into an argument whenever you can?
Well, what are you trying to get psychological with me now?
You try to do some Sun Tzu shit?
Go there, shove it up your ass.
It's nice to see Trump showing so much appreciation to the Jewish people in the State of the Union.
A dog should appreciate its master.
Oh, what a, well, that is horrible.
All right, Bibby Netanyahu.
Let me tell you something, all right?
Let me tell you something.
You people that are out here making this whole debate based upon a foreign policy towards Israel or basing your whole concept of how you view Trump based upon Israel or whatnot, you people are racist.
All right.
You people are racist, and I think that you people need, you know, you need to go look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself, you know, I mean, what the hell's wrong with me?
Huh?
What the hell's wrong with me?
I'm just saying, all right?
Shove it up your ass.
All right.
Now, let me talk now.
All right.
Everybody, let me talk.
Now, yesterday, once again, I'm going to reiterate this to all of you leftists out there, you liberals, you Democrats.
How can you hate Trump after yesterday's State of the Union speech?
How?
How?
What the hell is this?
Cool it boy, unwind yourself.
Word has grabbed my royal ear that you want to sit on my royal banana and old King Louie can fix it for you.
You know what?
Go shove it up, your ass, orange tan, or whatever the hell your name is, alright?
Today's show is sponsored by no advice.
Stop doing this, man.
You trolls won't stop templates.
You will not win.
I'm telling you, man.
Please, and using them for sex.
Shut up, Dick Synormis.
I love yum.
Shut up.
Just shut your mouth.
Let me talk, asshole.
My patience has its limits.
I just can't leave this thing up to you any longer.
The text-to-speech lady, and I will do the hosting.
Can you all shut up about the text-to-speech lady and let me do my fucking show?
Excuse my French.
Let me do my show.
What is this?
Why won't Jewish girls let German guys come in their mouth?
No!
They say it tastes Nazi.
No!
Oh!
Stop this crap, man!
Stop!
Stop it now!
The only thing listening to you in the tens of thousands is the collection of cans accrued in your basement.
Well, perhaps them and all the ghosts of Dead B. Sampson are scattered like the heartless monster in here.
Shut up!
Stop it!
Stop making a freaking mockery of my show, man!
My first decree as president would be to push the wall to offer because it's just Mexico's oil field.
Shut up!
Let me talk!
Infowars.com.
Shut up, alright?
You know our history.
You know mine and Alex Jones's history, you asshole.
An anemone, this plant's juice can cause a rash.
Let me talk!
Oh, God.
Man, I.
I want to talk about the greatest State of the Union speech in American history.
And you stupid dumbasses won't let me talk.
You won't let me talk.
Shut up.
Stop flapping your fat Cheeto-stained fingers on a goddamn keyboard.
Shut your mouth.
Shut up.
I'm getting tired of you goddamn stupid morons, man.
Shut up.
What is you dual account?
Shut up about the UTL crap.
Nobody gives you a song.
regular monsters in your monster zones or activated as spell cards in your pendulum pendulum card if there's two scales you can summon monsters with levels between the scales You trolls will not win, all right?
You won't win.
I want to hear him try and defend Trump sucking up to the Jews like a dog.
What are you talking about?
What are you winning with Israel?
What are you talking about?
Huh?
I'll defend.
Let me talk.
Let me talk.
I'll answer that.
Let me talk!
Those were the good old days.
What were you in your former life?
You fucking guys are pissing me off.
Let me talk!
Let me talk!
You sons of bitches, man.
You goddamn sons of bitches.
Then shut up the cards are with that.
Defending Against Israel Trolls00:02:00
Nobody gives a shit.
Nobody gives a crap.
Nobody gives a crap.
Just let me talk.
Let me talk.
Better stay away from underscore underscore answers in chat with hashtag C A H.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
What went down and slapped that disgusting scowl off Ocasio Cortez filthy face Let me talk.
I'll get to Ocasio-Cortez.
Just let me talk.
Let me goddamn talk, man.
Man, you sons of bitches, you got my heart beating like a goddamn rabbit now, man.
What now, anonymous?
Field rations are not just emergency food.
For a soldier, it's a vital factor in maintaining combat efficiency.
Oh my god, my heart's beating like that.
Rations are the result of concentrated research and development.
Just shut up and just let me talk, man.
Let me talk.
For Christ's sake, man, let me talk.
Ghost is enormous ass.
Yeah, Greg, whatever.
Shut up and let me talk.
Let me talk.
All right, I want to talk about Trump's greatest State of the Union speech.
The greatest State of the Union speech in American history.
Let me talk.
Let me talk, goddammit.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
War Chief Trap Hunter.
Told you 30 minutes ago to apologize and you refused.
Change of heart, fat boy.
Say sorry right now and admit to you.
Sorry to who?
You will not be allowed to do that.
Sorry to who?
You will not be allowed to do it.
Sorry to drunk unless we allow it.
I'll never say sorry to you, goddamn cyber vermin.
I'll never do it, all right, asshole.
I'll never do it.
Oh, God, with that racism, I don't condone that from Ocasio-Cortez.
Sober Apology Or Drunk Refusal00:14:33
Acasio Cortez is not sexy, man.
She looks like a gray alien, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, good God, she looks horrible.
You can already see the sour scowl getting set on her face, man.
Give her about five or ten years.
She's going to look like that stupid, damn freaking, what's that Mexican brought on the damn Supreme Court justice.
What the hell's her name?
Whatever the hell her name is, the Mexican on the Supreme Court.
Whatever the hell her name is, man.
You guys got to be flustered here.
You guys got to, yeah, Soto Mayor.
That's who she'll look like.
Soto my ore.
Oh, God, man.
You see, man, I wanted to do this show because, listen, I talked to Mr. Optimism, man.
He gave me some breathing techniques.
You know, he gave me some positive outlooks to think about.
Whenever you troll terrorists and cyber vermin, you know, put me in a situation for Christ's sake.
But I can't do this freaking show sober, man.
I can't do this show sober.
I can't do this show sober.
And you know something?
I'm not joking.
I'm not kidding.
What the hell is this?
The Barberville Commercial District is a six-acre historic district which was listed on the National Register of historic places in 1984.
What is this?
Is this Barberville, Kentucky trying to advertise themselves for some kind of visitors or something?
I mean, it's just, oh, God.
Listen, assholes.
I can't do this show sober, man.
I can't do it.
You assholes are driving me to drink, man.
And I shouldn't be drinking.
All right?
My health is not the greatest.
I mean, you can hear it.
You can hear it inside me.
And you people continue on with this crap.
And I'm supposed to continue to do a show.
Look at this.
Look at this asshole state of the Jewish asshole.
They brought in all six gorilla one by one.
Look at this racist bastard.
Shut up, your ass, man.
I'm drinking because of all of you.
I'm drinking because of all of you.
I'd buy that for a dog.
SHUT UP GHOSTES BADDAY YOU ASSHOLE!
How's your day going, you fat loser?
Just start drinking and it will get a whole lot worse.
Winky face.
Shut up, man.
Just shut your goddamn mouth, man.
You're driving me to drink.
Shut up with the racist jokes, you see?
You see what I gotta put up with?
I lived, bitch.
Eat my dusty cunt cups.
Just shut up, Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
I want a proof of life on Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
I want a proof of life.
Mustard gas.
Oh, God.
Listen, stop.
Stop the racist jokes now.
Stop the racist jokes now.
I don't condone what these assholes are saying.
I want to put that on the record, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I buy that for it now.
Oh, God.
What do you want, Evil Merrimo?
Cortez rightly criticized the president for what she says was a failure to lay out a clear legislative agenda.
Go shut up, your ass.
He laden agenda out there.
Ocasio Cortez was in la-la land, man.
She was out in a zone for Christ's sake.
I want to know what drugs Ocasio-Cortez was on yesterday during the State of the Union.
Did you see that Kookie Braun?
She was out there in La La Land.
She was actually told by the old hag sitting next to her every time to clap, every time to stand up.
I mean, did you see her?
She was out there.
She stoned or something, man.
So shut up.
Just shut your mouth.
I've got a drink, man.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
What is this?
Cool.
Let's shake.
Cousin, here's your part of the deal, cousin.
Lay the secret up.
Shove it up your ass.
Go shove it up your ass.
You people are driving me to drink.
All of you.
All of you, man.
Are you looking for a seven-day supply?
Now you can easily customize an emergency food supply with Mountain House just in case.
People are buying ad time here.
People are buying advertisements.
Shut up.
Shut up.
We're not sponsored by nobody, man.
Shut up.
Good God, man.
Just stop.
Stop.
Let me talk.
Stop, man.
Ghost, we're playing cards against humanity here.
If you can't handle Ram Ranch, you'd better stay on the street.
Go play it somewhere else, not on my show.
Hey, this is my show.
This is the ghost show.
This is the ghost show.
It's my show, man.
Ghost, stay focused.
We want to know what the next hot thing in.
I'm trying, NG Sticks.
Please don't forget about the markets and the diss troll terrorism.
I'm trying, answers, but look, they won't let me talk.
Thanks to your advice over the years, I am now rolling in tons of money.
Well, I hope so, man.
Cheers to you, man.
Keep on capitalizing it.
Look at what he says.
They won't let me talk.
Trump was sniffling so hard it was difficult to hear him.
He must be snorting that crowd.
That's a lie.
That's the greatest state of the union speech in history.
That's a lie.
That's a goddamn.
He has forgotten who we are.
He has forgotten the terms of victory.
He thinks he can win, but the only way he can.
I will not let you trolls win.
Do you understand me?
I'm still standing all day.
I'm still standing.
You trolls will not win.
It's been 33 minutes.
Seems I was right about the trolls.
Shut up.
You're not winning nothing.
Shut up.
Let me talk.
Let me talk.
God damn it.
Let me talk.
Where do you send Jewish kids with attention deficit disorder?
Concentration camp.
Oh, God.
Let's just shut up with the sick jokes, man.
That's sick.
That's sick.
And that's a horrible name, Hitler's gas bill.
Where do you come up with this crap?
Enough!
Let me talk.
This is my show.
This is the ghost show.
Let me talk.
God damn it.
I got a drink.
I got a drink because of all of you.
Because of all of you.
And let me tell you people something.
You hear me drinking.
You hear me consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
Whatever happens to my fucking health, excuse my goddamn French.
Whatever happens to my health, it's on your conscience.
You all have blood on your hands because it's you.
It's all of you that are making me drink.
It's all of you.
And you should all be ashamed of yourself.
All of you in the chat room.
All of you people trolling my show.
All of you.
You understand, you people that are listening and that are taking any kind of gratification on the cyberbullying that's inflicted upon me.
You people are complicit.
You're complicit.
Silence is consent.
Do you understand that?
Silence is consent.
Oh.
God damn it, you pansexual Peter Puffers, man.
You gender-fluid fondling freak shows.
Oh, God.
I need some beer, man.
I need some goddamn beer right now, man.
Give me some more beer.
Oh, what is this now?
Vietnamese guy that wants to be black.
A vinegar.
Oh, God.
Can you all stop with the racist jokes?
I want everybody to know on record right now.
I don't condone this racist crap.
I don't condone this racism, man.
These people are sick internet people, man.
Oh, God.
I wanted to give you this last $5 as a thank you for coming back.
Actually, I'm in a bad place.
Oh, some health issues went unchecked and caused me to lose my job.
Oh, that's horrible.
I learned the importance of self-awareness, and hopefully, my next job will be an excellent one.
Oh, shit, man.
Good luck to you, man.
just that's horrible man let me just let me just calm down here for a second man I'm not going to let these trolls win, man.
I'm not going to let these trolls win, man.
I'm not going to let you win.
All right, I'm going to drink a little bit because you people are causing me to drink.
What do you want?
This is the last time I'm saying this.
Turn on text to speech.
I want to hear your show, but you're too stubborn to do this simple.
What are you talking about, man?
What are you talking about?
It's there.
It's their fault.
They're not letting me talk.
They're not letting me talk, man.
And not to mention my show for the 11 years of my internet broadcasting career has been interactive, man.
Interactivity, man.
I mean, that's what's made this show stay alive for over a decade, man.
Don't you understand that?
Oh, God, man.
Give me my freaking beer, man.
Good God.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
And I'm drinking because of all of you, man.
Because of all you sons of bitches that are out there.
All of you, man.
All of you.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
No.
Oh, God.
What is what's going on, man?
Oh, God.
Give me my drink.
Give me my goddamn drink.
God God Oh.
All right.
All right, let me calm down.
Let me calm my ass down here.
I got some beer going on.
I should probably be doing a shot for Christ's sake.
You know, screw doing the shot, man.
Let me just take the drink right off the freaking bottle, man.
I don't care, man.
All right.
What now?
11 years of quality wisdom.
I wish people appreciated it, man.
I wish people really did appreciate it, man.
Oh, God.
I'm taking a shot of this.
What is this?
Some kind of cheap-ass bottle of hooch.
Some kind of cheap-ass bottle of hooch, man.
What is it?
The cards are.
Jesus, what the hell?
Baby, come back to my place and I'll show you ghosts collection.
No shoving up your ass, man.
All of you, just shut up.
Last black card.
Just shut up.
I'm taking a drink.
I'm just straight freaking alcohol, man.
And I'm drinking because of you.
Hashtag C-A-H.
Because of all of you, man.
All of you, cyber bullies, man.
Since Valentine Day is approaching, do you want to be my Valentine?
No.
You can bring your belt if you want to.
No, I don't want to be your goddamn Valentine.
Shut up, man.
Just shut up.
I don't want to be your Valentine.
They have ordered you to die.
Don't trust them.
They lie to you.
Stop talking about being fucking damn already, man.
Shut up.
You are fighting for an unjust war.
Shut up.
Just shut your mouth already, man.
Just everybody just leave me alone.
All right.
I'm drinking here.
I'm trying to get into some kind of mental place where I can continue to do the goddamn broadcast.
All right.
I mean, you people are driving me to drink.
Don't you have a conscience?
I mean, don't you have a soul, man?
Let me do my show.
What do you want, evil Vera?
What do you want?
For a second, Jerry Lawler, the original voice actress for The Sims, has sadly passed away.
Dag, dag.
I don't even know who the hell you're talking about, man.
Let me drink, man.
Let me just drink, man.
Let me just drink in peace and let me talk.
Let me finally talk, man.
Let me finally talk.
I'm drinking this.
I'm not even pouring a shot, man.
I'm just taking it right out of the fucking bottle.
don't really care man All right.
Sorry, we're back.
We're back.
All right.
I gotta take some deep breaths, man.
You fucking assholes have got me.
You got my freaking heart beating like a rabbit, man.
Oh, God.
And shut up in the chat room, man.
Everybody thinks this is funny, man.
Everybody thinks this is freaking funny.
This is not funny, man.
This is not funny.
Let me talk, man.
Just let me talk.
Just let me goddamn talk, man.
And shut up.
It's not the butter in the chat room.
Shut up.
It's not the damn butter.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
All right.
What is this, for Christ's sake?
Hey, no, don't.
No, shut up.
Shut up, ghost as my daddy.
Shut up.
I'm still standing, all right?
Even though I got a bunch of crap in my office.
Mental Place And Shut Up Please00:15:47
It's crap.
All this garbage.
I'm still standing.
And I'm telling you, mark my word, I'm telling you.
What do you want, cunt waffle?
Oh, God.
Ghost, when are you going to do your show?
You haven't covered a single topic.
I'm trying to tell you.
Even good ones.
I'm trying.
Good one.
What do you call a bus full of niggers going off a cliff?
Oh, no.
A good start.
No, I don't condone that.
Shut up.
I'm not condoning that shit, man.
I'm not condoning it, man.
I'm not goddamn condoning this, man.
You fucking sons of bitches, man.
Now, listen, alright, I'm drinking.
You people have caused me to drink.
I mean, this is something that you people do.
You understand that?
This is something that you people make me do.
I wouldn't be drinking right now if it wasn't for you pieces of goddamn cyber vermin trash.
Oh, God.
All right.
Let me just calm down, man.
Let me just goddamn calm down.
I got to keep drinking, man.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry.
And for you people, what now?
In other news, local Texas Vietnam veteran Boomer yells at TTS and make his cost.
Now, onto the market.
Shut up.
The Dow is down 20 points.
Stop doing my show.
Shut up, all of you.
Shut up.
Shut up.
The medals are next.
Stay tuned.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
You're making me belch now.
You see this?
Oh, you sons of bitches.
You're making me fucking belch, man.
You're making me drink.
I mean, I'm telling you, man.
I'm telling you, you people are disgusting.
You have no soul, man.
I mean, don't you understand, man?
My 11-year internet broadcasted career.
I used to be somebody, man.
I used to be somebody, man.
I had hundreds of thousands of listeners that listened to me.
What do you want?
Go back to your rants about autists and Mexicans.
The show was better when you got rid of it.
Shut up, 17 episodes of wasted time.
Shut up.
Just shut your mouth, man.
I used to be somebody, man.
People used to listen to me for my financial insight.
For the political and social commentary, man.
I used to be somebody.
You don't believe me?
You don't.
Google me, man.
Google me, man.
I used to be somebody, man.
I used to be somebody.
And I don't know what I've become.
I'm going to be honest with you, everybody out here that's listening to me, man.
I know some of you people are like, ghosts, what's going on?
What is this crap?
I don't even know what you're doing.
What's going on?
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I don't know what I've become anymore, man.
I don't know.
I don't know.
And shut up in the chat room.
Shut up in the chat room, man.
Buy that for a dollar.
Oh, God.
Shut up, Jackler.
Shut up.
Just shut up, Jackler.
I'm tired of you, especially, man.
Shut up.
Mother approved.
One point to Key General.
Just shut up.
I'm tired of you.
I'm tired of you, man.
Thank you, everyone in chat, for playing.
Shut up.
And shut up in the chat room.
Shut up.
I'm not a feels bad, man.
I'm not a feels bad man.
You sons of bitches.
Shut up.
Just shut up in the chat room, all of you all.
Shut up, man.
I used to be somebody, man.
I mean, you know, Trump, man, Donald Trump, he listens to my broadcast.
I mean, listen to the old episodes of true conservative radio, true capitalist radio, man.
Everything that I've ever advocated politically and economically, this man has brought into law.
I used to be somebody, man.
I used to goddamn be somebody, man.
Ghost and everyone else, let's take a deep breath and have a reset.
The trolling is starting to slow down.
There's still time to do that.
I hope so, engineers stinking.
We all got to work together.
Oh, God, man.
Just shut up, man.
Get on with the show, please.
I'm trying.
I'm trying, man.
I mean, I'm just.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What do you call a lot of black people running down a hill?
A jailbreak.
Listen, stop, man.
Please just stop, man.
Please just stop with the racism.
Please just stop with all this, man.
You all are making me look like an idiot.
You people are making me look like some pathetic waste of human life.
And it's not me.
It's you.
It's all of you, man.
You've brought me to this depraved point.
I mean, I'm on YouTube, man.
I'm on YouTube.
I'm on the big time.
And this is what you're doing to me.
This is what you people do to me.
Oh, shut up, Nancy Pelosi.
Shut up.
At least Alex Jones can control his audience.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
And Alex Jones has been ripping me off for years.
I don't want to talk about that, bastard.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I'm tired, man.
I'm tired of doing this.
I'm tired of being your fucking punch and bang.
I'm tired of you people fucking cyberbullying me because that's what this is.
That's what this is.
This is cyberbullying, man.
I don't care what you want to call it.
It's cyberbullying.
And shut up.
I'm not crying.
Shut up.
Oh, God.
Boy, unwind yourself.
Word has grabbed my royal ear.
Have a banana.
Shut up, King Louie.
Shut up, man.
That's me.
Just leave me alone.
Just goddamn leave me alone, man.
I'm not crying.
Just shut up.
I am not.
I'm not crying.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, man.
All of you trolls are such assholes for beating a man while he's down.
That's my job as I am currently beating his meat and slurping on his gravy.
Oh, that's not the real Sonic the Hedgehog!
Shut up, man.
Leave me alone, man.
Why don't you all just leave me alone?
And look at him, man.
Look at him in the chat room for Christ's sake.
They're laughing.
They're laughing.
You sons of bitches.
They're laughing at my pain.
They're laughing at my suffering.
Fuck you.
Fucking.
Son of a bitch!
Screw you! Screw you!
Damn you!
Goddamn all of you!
Oh! Oh! Oh, God!
Oh, shut up, ghost!
You're just mad that you didn't win any cards against humanity points.
Shut up!
Maybe you should join in next time, and you might win something for once.
Shut up, man, and just leave me alone, man.
Lull at all the serious audists in chat.
I'd fucking beat your dirty Mexican asses into dog meat you square up to me, especially you son of a man.
I'd kick your knicker teeth in.
What do you want from me, man?
What do you want from me?
Ghost, the solution to everything is turning me off, but you are too much of a Jew and it's not.
Shut up, man.
It's you all that are doing this to me.
You're doing this to me.
All right?
You're doing this to me, all of you.
You're doing it to me.
You, you are.
All of you assholes.
You're doing it to me.
This is my show, man.
I thought, I'm not kidding.
I'm not even kidding with you assholes.
I thought, man, New Year's Eve, man, 2018, going into 2019, man.
I was going to get on YouTube.
I was going big time.
I was going big time, man.
I mean, I'm on freaking YouTube.
I'm on freaking YouTube, man.
Big time now.
And this, this is what I get from you people, man.
You people have made a mockery of my name, of my show.
That's why nobody takes me serious.
That's why no one takes me serious.
I'm talking to you, you troll parrot bastards.
That's why no one takes me serious.
It's because of you.
Oh, God.
You all have made me look like a fucking asshole all over the internet, man.
No one takes me serious because of you.
I'm unfreaking Jutu.
Shut up, not dude.
Such a fuck fam.
Shut up, fucking.
You're picking me off.
Ah!
You son of a bitch!
Oh, goddamn.
Shut up.
Many who try to climb fail and never get to try fall breaks them.
Just shut up.
Some are given a chance to climb, but they refuse.
Shut up, all you can.
Why don't you all just shut your ass, man?
Ah!
Oh, stop crying, big boy gay.
Shut up, man.
I'm not crying.
I'm not crying.
I'm just expressing a little bit of emotion.
I'm expressing a little bit of emotion, man.
No one takes me serious on the internet, man.
And it's not me.
It's not me.
Because for the past 11 years, I've been providing substance upon substance upon substance on the debating table, man.
And man, no one takes me serious, man.
It's because of you.
It's because of all you, Cyber Vermin.
It's because of all of you, man.
What do you want, Jackler?
No one takes you seriously because you don't keep to your word.
Remember that episode when you said the top seven donations of the month would get something special?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, we're still calculating that, you stupid asshole.
We're still calculating that.
Shut up.
He ain't no troll's son.
No, no.
57 minutes of dead air, man.
I'm fucking assholes, man.
Listen, I'm not kidding around, man.
I'm not in a very good place right now.
I'm not in a very good place right now.
Obi-Doo.
I want to be like you.
I want to walk like you.
Shut up, King Ruling, for Christ's sake, man.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
You can learn to be Jewish, too.
One more time.
Oh, God, man.
Just leave me alone, man.
Ghost, turn me off.
Please, I'm begging you.
End this pain.
Oh, God.
What if you end this pain?
What are you talking about?
This has been my 11-year internet broadcasting career, man.
This is what I'm known for, and it sucks.
I used to be serious.
I used to be taken serious, man.
I used to be somebody, man.
People listen to me for the financial insight.
For the political and social commentary, man.
And now, I'm going to be completely honest with you, fucking pieces of crap, man.
You troll terrorists.
I'm going to be completely honest with you, man.
I've been trying for freaking years to try to get interviews, man.
And no one wants to come on here because of you.
Because of you, people.
And I'm tired, man.
I'm tired.
I can't believe that this is what I fucking have become.
Excuse my French, man.
All right.
All right.
I'm going to calm down.
I mean, that's why nobody wants to be interviewed on the broadcast, man.
They don't want this demographic to.
I mean, oh, God.
And this is what I've become, man.
This is what I've become, man.
Just leave me alone.
I'm just, I'm not in a very good mental place right now, man.
I'm not in a very good place right now, man.
Whenever I'm doing this stupid show, and I'm getting bombarded by a bunch of damn troll assholes, it's the drinking, man.
It's the only thing that makes the pain go away.
It takes the pain away.
Just shut up, cry me with her.
Shut up.
I'm not crying.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
Well, that's why I drink, man.
It just takes the pain away.
It takes the humiliation, man, of being whatever the hell I am, what I'm known for on the internet, man.
No one takes me serious for Christ's sake.
What do you want, melting pot of office?
What do you want?
You've overdone this bit of character development, Jason.
What are you talking about, asshole?
It's getting boring.
Can I suggest going back to liberal pro-immigrant ghost from November 2018?
What the hell are you talking about, you stupid, sorry, sack of crap?
Why don't you come over here so I can put a boot in your hole, you son of a bitch?
Shut up, your ass.
All right?
I'm trying to have a heart to heart with you people.
All right?
I'm trying to have a heart to heart with you, goddamn Cincinnati bow tie-receiving, dirty Sanchez-loving, rusty trambone playing, chicken-eating cornboy pieces of crap trash.
I'm trying to have a heart to heart, man.
And this is how you treat me.
And you think that I listen, I just gotta calm down.
Heart To Heart With Cincinnati Trash00:14:30
I just gotta calm down.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry.
Let me just keep drinking for a second.
I'm sorry.
I know.
I'm just, let me just stop.
I'm gonna keep drinking, man, because it takes the pain away.
It takes the damn pain away, man.
It takes the pain away, man, of my goddamn 11-year internet broadcasted career.
No one takes me serious, man.
Oh, God, I'm not in a very good mental place right now.
I'm not, man.
Give me my beer, man.
I'm not in a very good mental place for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, God.
What have I become, my sweetest friend?
Every interview goes away in the end.
Shut up.
I can have it all my empire of dozens listening.
Shut up.
Don't even.
Why did he listen to a washout troll target who can't get through the market?
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
True end hero radio.
I'm not going to end hero asshole.
I'm just.
Oh, God.
Oh, goddamn assholes are making me belch, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, God.
How do you pick up a Jewish girl, a broom, and a dustpan?
Oh, God, shut up with the stupid, sick, racist jokes, man.
Stop.
Just stop it now, man.
I'm not in a good place right now.
I'm not in a good goddamn place right now, man.
Do you understand that?
Do you understand that?
I'm not in a good place right now, man.
I'm just going to keep drinking.
I'm just going to keep drinking.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm just going to keep drinking.
I'm just going to keep gussling down beers.
All the time, effort, and energy that I put into this show.
What is this, man?
The freaking pan!
Hey, look, real talk here.
You need to get rid of text-to-speech, because they are going to keep going until you end the show without any productivity.
Turn it off now, and you will get to do your show.
And we get radio graffiti.
It's a win-win.
I mean, do you understand if interactivity has been a factor in this show?
I used to be so big and strong.
I used to know my right from wrong.
Shut up with the nine-inch nail knocking.
I used to have something inside.
Now just know that's open wide.
I used to want it all.
Look, man, I'm trying to have a heart-to-heart, man.
I'm trying to have a heart-to-heart ghost just padded cells.
Shut up, man.
Just shut up, man.
I'm not.
I'm just shut up already.
I'm serious.
Just shut your mouth.
All of you, shut up.
Unwind yourself.
Sit on my throne.
Tell old King Louie.
Shut up, King Louis.
All right, shut up.
Everybody shut up, man.
I'm just.
I mean, don't you all understand, man, that I know.
Yeah, I'm your punching bag, right?
You know?
Huh?
Yeah.
I mean, y'all, y'all are quoting lyrics, right?
Y'all are quoting emo lyrics.
Let's go ahead and quote some Marilyn Manson, huh?
I'm your tourniquet, right?
Take your hatred out on me.
Make your victim my head, huh?
You never ever believed in me.
I am your turn of fucking kid, man.
Oh, God.
I'm not in a good mental place right now.
I'm not in a good mental place.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm not.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Everybody, I'm sorry, man.
I'm so sorry.
I'm just.
I buy that right now.
What?
So if your studio is in your home, can your wife hear you crying and does she know what a sad sack of shit you're doing?
Shut up!
Shut your mouth!
Don't, don't, shut up!
This is my office!
This is my studio, all right?
Just shut up and leave me alone, man.
Just shut up and leave me alone.
Seriously, just all of you, just shut up and leave me alone, man.
I'm not.
I'm not in a good place right now, man.
Don't you all understand that?
I wanted to talk about the greatest State of the Union speech in American history that I saw last night, man.
And instead, look, look, here's the jackler.
Here's this asshole, the jackler.
I've got to admit, you really would want to turn off text to speech.
Here, let me propose something for you.
It's good for everyone.
What?
Turn off TTS on Wednesday, Friday.
We have MediaShare, and Monday, have TTS up for the first hour.
Then turn it off.
Jackler, no!
You're not controlling my show, you asshole.
Don't you understand that?
I'm an individual, man.
I'm independent, you asshole.
Nobody tells me what to do.
Nobody tells me what to do.
Hey, we love you, ghost man.
I love you too, man.
I'm not kidding, man.
I love you, man.
Whoever just did that, man, I love you, man.
I love you too, man.
I love you.
I love you, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, God.
Text to speech martial law.
Can't you all just stop?
How about you all just stop?
How about that?
How about you all just take a common courtesy and stop trolling my fucking shell for fucking 20 minutes, man?
30 minutes.
Why don't you all have the common courtesy to just stop?
Just stop it now, man.
Why don't you do it, man?
Why?
I don't, I don't act.
11 years I've been doing this, man.
I mean, Google me, man.
All right, I just chugged this last beer, man.
And shut up in the chat room.
I'm not crying, man.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Bring back MediaShare.
Let it all burn.
You're our dancing monkey, and we pay you.
Shut up.
I'm nobody's monkey.
Shut up, Mole.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I'm still standing, man.
I'm still standing!
Just out of curiosity, Ghost, is your wife a WAV or MP3 file?
Shut your stupid ass up!
That's not the real BNK.
Shut up.
And you're making me belch, man.
Man, I want to do a show, man.
I want to talk about the state of the union.
I want to talk about the markets.
I want to talk about...
Look, they won't let me talk!
Look, there's evil beer to let me talk.
I'm giving you an order, ghost.
Make the entire show just wall-to-wall, text-to-speech and media share.
Shut up, bro.
This is your leader speaking, so you better do it before you get a slap.
Oh, go shove it up, your ass.
You're left as trash is what you are, man.
You're a goddamn Karl Marx knob gobbler.
I know you.
I know you, man.
I know you.
I know you.
They see how much you're driving me to drink for Christ's sake.
Yes, it is the real me.
No, it's not.
Are you kidding me?
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
Shut up, man, with the freaking, I'm not a joke, man.
I'm not a joke.
I'm serious.
I'm serious, damn it.
Why won't you all take me serious?
Why?
Why, man?
Why won't you take me serious?
Why?
Oh my god.
Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger.
God, shut up with that braces.
You see?
Nigger, nigger, nigger nigger.
Listen, I am 200% with you.
Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger.
I hate to use the word African American.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger.
Tyrone is a nigger.
Shut up, man.
I don't condone that I had to.
Just stop, man.
Just please.
Everybody just stop, man.
Everybody just stop.
I can't.
I don't know how much longer I can do this, man.
I don't know how much longer I can do this, man.
I talked to Mr. Optimism today.
And if he gave me some insight, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know, man.
Ghost, you need to take these trolls to the woodshed.
They will respect you.
They like me and take it to the woodshed.
Everyone's good.
They like it to the woodshed.
They like it.
They're sick.
They're sick.
I'm so pathetic now that I'd rather go back to being a brony than be associated with you.
Especially after you betrayed me.
What are you talking about, being king?
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about, man?
Oh, God.
Are you all listening to this, man?
I don't even want to continue to do the show anymore, man.
I mean, I was...
Buy that for a dollar.
Shut the fuck up.
It's suicide, alright?
Why would you add?
Why would you do that?
Why would you even say that?
Why?
Why would you even say that, man?
I commit suicide.
Y'all want me to commit suicide?
Are you sick?
Are you all sick?
You see what I'm saying?
You're a bunch of cyberbullies, man.
This is what this is.
It's cyberbullying, man.
It's cyberbullying, man.
And everybody out there that's listening to this and you're getting any kind of gratification from this, man, you're complicit with this cyberbullying, man.
I'm not kidding.
Silence is consent, okay?
Silence is consent.
Stop telling me to kill myself, please.
All right.
I don't want to talk about this stuff anymore, man.
Hi, Ghost.
Love the show and the insight.
Tens of thousands of us out here care.
Maybe just disable donations for just the first 45 minutes so you can do markets politics before the trolls start.
Best of both worlds.
Capitalist army is backing you.
I don't even know if I want to do this show anymore, man.
Adian, I don't even want to do this shit.
That was too far.
Sorry.
Oh, oh, yeah.
You're telling me to kill myself.
Oh, that's too far, huh?
Oh, that's too far, huh?
You fucking liars, man.
You fucking liars, man.
You make me sick.
You all make me sick, man.
You all make me sick.
I can't.
I'm gonna.
You don't want me to drink myself to death?
Is that it, huh?
We only just consume large copious amounts of alcohol, man.
That's the beautiful thing about alcohol, man.
It takes the pain away, man.
Especially when you're bombarded with a bunch of troll terrorists like these fuckers, man.
I need some more goddamn beer, man.
I need some more beer.
More beer!
More beer!
That's just what you trolls want, huh?
I mean, how dare you, man?
My, I just don't know what to do.
I don't even know what to say anymore, man.
I should just go away, man.
I should just go away for a minute again, man.
I don't understand.
I'm not in a good place.
I can't keep being this fucking victim of cyberbullying, man.
I just can't keep.
I mean, this is not a joke.
I know you people think this is a big fucking joke and shit.
What do you want?
No trolling today, huh?
Hope Wednesday gets better.
Yeah, right, man.
Patiently waiting.
Are you serious, man?
I mean, these idiots, these morons, these morons think that I'm enjoying this.
There's no trolling today.
Hope your Wednesday is going better.
Looking forward to your thoughts on the markets.
Much worse.
I'm trying to get to the market.
I don't even know if I'm going to get to the markets, man.
I mean, you're seeing this, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
I'm going to keep chugging mirrors and shut up in the chat room.
I'm watching, you sons of bitches in the chat room.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Everybody, shut up.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
You're making me goddamn belch, man.
Oh, God.
That's what's going to take the pain away.
That's what's going to take away.
I buy that for a dollar.
More alcohol, man.
I was honestly giving you proper advice.
Shut up, Jackler.
You know that I enjoy trolling, but I genuinely think you'll mentally benefit from my suggestions.
Jackler, listen to me, man.
Nobody tells me what to do, Jackler.
Nobody tells me what to do.
All right?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Dull it, boy.
Unwind yourself.
Please turn off the donations.
I don't intend to troll you.
Oh, God.
Here, have a banana.
Taking Pain Away With Alcohol00:15:48
You're kidding me.
You're not trolling.
They're trolling now, man.
We are not trolling.
You're trolling now.
You're trolling now, man.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm breaking down.
I know.
I'm sorry, man.
I know, man.
I know.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I gotta snap out of it, man.
I gotta snap out of it.
I'm sorry, folks.
Oh, God.
I'm sorry.
I know, man.
I'm sorry.
Let me give you a tissue, man.
I'm going to blow my freaking nose, man.
I'm sorry, Ghost Jackler.
I hope that's the real Jackler, but I don't know, man.
I don't know anymore.
Look, let me just calm down here for a second, man.
Seven-year bipolar.
Shut up.
Are you the ghost who used to talk about real politics, or are you the liberal ghost from late 2018?
Or are you the old coot who yells at Cloud?
Have you considered getting yourself away from me?
You should do the show if you won't.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Oh, man.
Oh, Debbie Daly.
Ghost, I think these trolls are continuing to troll you is because they are going to be bored when you talk about the markets, and you never gave them radio graffiti in the past two broadcasts.
Oh, God.
I wonder why.
I wonder why.
I mean, did they have to figure out why?
Honestly, Ghost, this Streamlabs thing isn't working out.
Have you considered YouTube's own super chat?
No, no, I know.
YouTube takes a Saturday Night Troll Show.
All right, YouTube takes 40%, okay?
And I don't really like that.
All right, I don't know about that, alright?
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Big hugs for ghosts.
Thank you very much, man.
Thank you, man.
All right, listen.
I know.
I know.
I gotta calm down.
I know.
I gotta calm down.
I know, man.
I know.
And shut up.
Why are you calling me a Jew in the chat room, man?
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
Shut up.
Assholes, man.
She's freaking racist assholes, man.
Racist assholes, man.
Oh, God, man.
Give me my freaking drink, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
So it's about the movie.
It's not about the.
Shut the fuck up.
All right.
All of you, just shut up, man.
Just shut up, man.
Just shut up, man.
Just stop trolling me, alright, man.
Just leave me alone, man.
Just leave me alone.
All of you people, dude.
Just shut up, man.
Just leave me alone, man.
Just leave me alone.
All right?
I'm just telling me, I just, I can't, I can't tell you anything, man.
I can't tell you assholes anything, man, without you people trolling me, man.
All right, just shut your mouth.
All right, shut up.
Shut up, all you people in the chat room.
Shut up.
You think I enjoy this?
You think I enjoy this crap?
You think that I'm taking some kind of joy?
I'm fucking drinking.
Fucking drinking all over the fucking cans all over the fucking place.
And you think I enjoy this?
You assholes, man.
You assholes, man.
Hi, Ghost.
I'm a capitalist, but do you have any advice on finding a girlfriend who will let me use a litter box in our house and clean up after me like I'm a cat?
I can't find a girlfriend who will do that.
Oh, God, I don't like cats.
Don't ask me.
I'm not a cat.
God.
I hate you guys, man.
I thought I loved you guys.
I mean, I thought you cared.
I thought you had some compassion.
You people want me dead?
You people want me dead.
I got a fan base that wants to see me dead, man.
I mean, do you understand it?
I got a fan base that wants to see me dead.
Ah, God.
I need some more freaking beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer here, man.
And I don't care how drunk I get anymore, man.
I don't give a shit, man.
I don't give a shit anymore.
No joy like Jew joy going.
Listen, man.
I don't know how many times I got to tell you sons of bitches this, man.
I am not a Jew, okay?
I am not a Jew.
All right?
And even if I was, man, there's nothing wrong with that.
What's wrong with being a little Jewish, man?
I mean, you people are racist, man.
You're racist.
You're all bunch of racists, man.
And that's why I'm sitting over here freaking drinking my goddamn ass off.
And you know what?
I want to be honest with you.
You people keep you keep accusing me that I'm doing this for some kind of financial gain, man.
You think I enjoy this shit?
I mean, listen to me, man.
I'm killing myself, boozing, man.
And I'm doing it because you people, for the fucking last 11 years of my broadcasting career, have been a pimple on my ass.
You've been a pimple on my ass, man.
So I'm going to keep drinking.
I don't really care anymore.
Nobody cares about me, man.
Oh, God.
I don't really care, man.
I don't really care anymore, man.
Nothing matters anymore, man.
Nobody cares, man.
Nobody cares anymore.
Tony, pajamas, what do you want, man?
Hey, ghost.
Great stream.
Also, might you pleasure us with pics of your juicy buttons?
Oh, jeez.
You sick, fucking perverts, man.
You're sick, man.
You're sick.
That was sick, man.
Man, I talked to Mr. Optimism today, man.
He was telling me, man, don't let the trolls win, man.
Don't let them win, man.
Oh, God.
O Vey Oig Vault.
Just leave me alone, okay?
I'm not even joking, man.
I've been on for an hour and 24 fucking minutes.
And this is all I get.
I'm your tourniquet, huh?
Take your hatred out on me, huh?
Make your victim my head, huh?
You never ever believed in me, man.
So I guess I'm your fucking tourniquet, huh?
Yeah, I buy that.
Oh, here's this asshole, GI.
What do you want, you asshole?
What do you want?
Oh, you're sick and shit.
This is my last one, so I better make it good.
Ghost, I am sick and tired of your show.
It used to be funny to troll or whatever, but now it's just pathetic.
If you're faking it, get better at the act.
And if not, how fucking clueless are you?
Anyway, gig M. What are you talking about, man?
How clueless am I?
How clueless am I?
I.
I mean, did y'all remember?
I started this broadcast on YouTube on New Year's Eve, man.
And I gave you my heart, my fucking heart on New Year's Eve, okay?
And this is what y'all done to me since then, man.
Listen, heart to heart here.
You really need to turn TTS off.
Radio graffiti and shout-outs were always your interactive parts of your show, and it should stay that way.
It's the only way to make this stop.
Hashtag we love ghost, hashtag NTTS.
I mean, seriously, I mean, this is what I don't man.
I.
Oh, God.
I'm not in a very good mental place right now, man.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
I mean, I just, all I've ever wanted to do, and I'm going to be honest, I'm going to be honest with you, okay?
All of you people.
The only reason I ever did this show, man, was to spark synapses in the brains of people.
Was to, you know, shoot pearls, man, and enlighten people's lives, man.
Try to make people understand, you know.
Oh, God.
Man, you all can Google me, man.
You all, I've had 11 years worth of goddamn content, man.
You can find it, man.
I mean, just, it, it, uh, I used to be somebody, man.
I USED TO BE SOMEBODY!
IT HURTS!
God damn it, it hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts, man.
It hurt.
I'm not kidding.
It really hurts, man.
It really hurts me.
It hurts me.
It hurts me, man, because it hurts.
It just hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts.
It just hurts.
Okay.
It just hurts me, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, man.
Shut up.
I'm not crying, man.
Just shut up, man.
Oh, you fuck off, man.
Seriously, man.
You fucking trolls, man.
Fuck off man.
I don't even know That's what I'm saying, man.
I'm not in a good mental place right now, especially after all this trolling, man.
And all this cyber verbinism.
I'm not in a good place, man.
I'm not in a good goddamn place, man.
What is this?
Mr. BN King, what?
What?
Go shoving up your ass, Mr. BN King.
All right, I'm shoving up your ass.
I used to be somebody, man.
I used to be somebody.
And everybody used to listen to my broadcast for the financial insight and the political and social commentary, man.
Oh, man.
I may have to end the show, man.
I'm sorry.
I can't do this, man.
I know I said you trolls will not win, man.
Fucking guy.
You know, a guy can only take so much.
You know, a guy can only take so much, man.
I mean, God, I didn't buy that for a dollar.
Press heart to love Goatman.
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
Thank you all, man.
I'm sorry I'm breaking down here, folks, man.
I'm just.
It's episode 17, and the past two episodes that we've been conducting have been just, it's been a disaster.
It's been an utter disaster.
And, man, I just, I'm not kidding, man.
Nobody takes me seriously on the internet, man.
I mean, I can't even get a goddamn interview.
Nobody wants to be interviewed by me, man.
I mean, throughout my 11-year career, you know, you know what I've had as interviews, all right?
I've had a transgendered, I've had a pornography producer, and I've had Mike Valali.
That's it.
That's the extent of my fucking interview career.
Oh, God.
Oh.
Oh, God.
You assholes are making me belch, man.
You assholes are making me belch.
And nobody takes me serious, man.
No one! No one! No one!
Oh, God.
I'm really hurt, man.
I'm not in a good place, man.
I really shouldn't be doing this broadcast.
I'm not even kidding.
I think I'm just going to, I may end it.
And I know all you assholes are talking.
Oh, I want radio graffiti and all that shit.
Are you kidding me, man?
Are you kidding me?
I mean, look, look.
Y'all are listening.
What I got to go through, man.
It's horrible.
I was the prognosticator of prognosticators, man.
I was the prognosticator of prognosticators, man.
And now look at this.
I'm just a fucking piece of crap cyber bully fucking object.
Just breathe, ghost, if you are not in a good place.
Maybe you should just take some time for yourself.
Much love, buddy.
Oh, yeah.
Jack, Jack.
I mean, really, I don't even know.
I don't know anymore, man.
Man, all these beers.
I've had a lot of beers already.
Christ's sake, man.
freaking beers man.
A whole bunch of beers and it's just not taking the pain away.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
It's not taking the paint away.
Press L for lame has been.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
Just fuck you, man.
All right, just shove it up your ass, man.
Ghost, do us all a favor and stop crying.
I'm sickle like a good ghost daddy.
Just leave me alone, man.
Everybody just leave me alone, man.
I can't keep doing this.
I can't.
I can't survive.
I can't keep doing this, man.
I can't, man.
I can't.
Beers Not Taking The Pain Away00:15:24
Check the YouTube chat.
What about the you doctor?
Fuck you!
Fuck you and YouTube chat.
I'll shove it up your ass.
Leave me alone.
Just leave me alone.
I'm gonna end my show!
I'm gonna end my show!
Ahh...
I'm gonna end my show.
I'm gonna end my show.
I need some more.
Maybe I need to take another shot, man.
I don't really like what the fuck I'm turning into right now, man.
I need more fucking drink, man.
What is this?
Some cheap bottle of hooch, man.
I don't really care.
grrrr Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm serious.
I'm sorry, man.
I don't mean to be breaking down right now, man.
I'm sorry.
I don't mean to be breaking down.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, man.
I just, I mean, y'all heard the past shows, man.
I mean, this is horrible.
Belch for me, BB.
Fuck you, man.
I don't know what else to do, folks.
I want to be honest with you.
I mean, I just shut up, man.
Just shut up, man.
Raise the minimum tip amount $20.
The trolls can't afford that amount.
Are you kidding, man?
You're calling me a goddamn, like, you know, money-grubbing shekel goblin already just for doing what I'm doing now.
And you want me to up the price?
Are you kidding me?
These idiots will troll me a thousand times more, man.
They'll troll me a thousand times more.
I know you, trolls, man.
I know you.
I know you.
I know you, man.
I know all of you.
Y'all been a pimple on my ass for 11 years, man.
I know you.
I know you.
I know all of you.
I know all of you.
Come on, alcohol man.
Take the pain away.
Take the goddamn pain away, man.
Take the pain away from these fucking trolls, man.
That fucking just, they want to see me dead!
They want to see me dead, man.
I got a fan base that wants to see me die, man.
God.
Just take the pain away, man.
Just take it all the way, man.
I buy that for a dollar.
Jason wants to.
Fuck it, who the fuck is Jason?
You idiots!
Tens of thousands of capitalists throughout the world are relying on you, ghost.
Gotta stay strong.
We'll get through this together regardless of the trolls.
I'm trying.
Capitalist to the soul till the bullets.
Thank you, man.
A capitalist never quits.
I'm not quitting.
I'm not, man.
I'm not quitting.
I'm not quitting.
Ghost, I know we've had our fights, but I am legitimately worried.
I will not blame you at all if you take a break.
This TTS trolling has gone way too far.
You don't need to apologize for showing emotion.
I do genuinely enjoy your content.
You think it's gone a little too far, you think?
You think?
Oh, greater patiently waiting, man.
God, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Patiently waiting.
I know you're patiently waiting for the show, man.
I'm just patiently waiting for these fucking trolls to stop trolling me.
Stop trolling me, man.
Oh! God! Oh! Oh! Oh! God! Oh!
Hey, ghost.
Please take a break.
You are legitimately worrying me.
No need to apologize.
Please take a break and come back renewed.
I can wait for another day.
Your health should come first.
Long live capitalism.
I'm trying, man.
I just want to do my show, man.
That's all I've ever wanted to do, man.
Just wanted to do my show.
I've been doing this for an hour and 38, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What the hell?
What?
What?
Oh, God, man.
I'm just.
I need more beer.
I'm putting my account in the red for your dumbass.
Can you get a shot?
I've been breaking down every other broadcast.
Leave TTS for Baller Friday or a specific time during the show.
Don't do it, man.
Edit the description, darling.
Don't do shit like that, man.
Don't do shit like that, man.
I need another beer, man.
I just, it's not taking the fucking pain away, man.
To fucking drink it, man.
To fucking alcohol.
It's not taking the pain away, man.
fucking trolls man i need some more beer for christ's sake man More fucking beer, man.
More beer, man.
Oh, God.
Unwind yourself.
Sit on my royal throne.
Or has grabbed my royal ear.
We can talk if you want to.
Have two bananas.
Shove a banana up, your ass, King Louie, you ass.
You asshole, man.
Let me get my fucking more beer, man.
Jesus Christ.
I'm going to keep drinking beer, man.
I'm not even kidding, man.
I don't really give a shit anymore, man.
You know what I mean?
I don't really care anymore, man.
You people, nobody cares about ghosts, man.
You know that?
That's my life.
That's my life.
That's been my fucking life's reality.
That's been my life's reality that fucking nobody gives a shit about ghost.
Nobody cares about ghosts, man.
You know what Ghost has had to do his whole fucking life?
He's had to fucking just put his mental capacity and put it far beyond driven, man.
And put it above a level that nobody else can comprehend, man.
And pull through the adversity.
And pull through the life's tribulations, man.
I don't understand why people think I'm homophobic.
All right, you want to see fucking weak, freaked out fucking sick idiots on bad trips.
Look, YouTube Salvia bad trips.
All right, assholes.
God, man.
Alright, you know what I'm going to do.
I got to take a break.
I can't keep doing this shit, man.
Oh, my God.
I don't even know if I should.
I should maybe end the show right now, man.
I should just end the show right now because, you know, I've got hundreds of thousands and hundreds of thousands of people that listen to the financial insights and the political and social commentary.
Nobody here wants you to actually commit suicide, be alcoholic, or die.
Are you serious?
Health comes first.
Trust me, I have been there in the past.
I do legitimately care about whether or not you're mentally sound.
Don't be afraid to take a break.
Are you kidding me?
Is this the real this is Sparta?
Is this the real this is Sparta, man?
Molly takes the pain away.
Nah, man.
No, I'm not doing that, Molly, man.
I'm just, I'm going to keep drinking.
And, you know, people in the chat room, people are saying, you know, break out the devil's lettuce, man.
I want to be honest, man.
I don't want, I don't want people to think because I'm consuming tetrahydrocannabinol that it's okay to do.
You know, I just, I'm not trying to promote that to people, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I just want something to take the pain away from all these fucking trolls, man.
Everybody, man, all you got to do is just listen to the broadcasts, man.
Just all you have to do is just listen to the fucking broadcast, man.
I mean, this is my life, man.
I mean, good God, man.
Just take the fucking pain away, man.
Just fucking take the fucking pain away, man.
That's all I want.
I just want something to fucking take the fucking pain away, man.
man it's fucking you know what you know just just take the fucking pain away man You know what, you know, just take the fucking pain away, man.
I buy that dollar.
Yay-yo takes the pain away.
Shut up.
I'm not going to do any fucking yay-yo, man.
I'm not going to do any yay-yo.
You know, I should just fucking leave, man.
I just fucking just stop the broadcast, man.
I mean, I know everybody out here, you know, they expect me to be some, you know, they expect me to be some big badass, you know?
Big badass, man.
It's like everybody throughout my entire life, they expect me to be some big badass, you know?
I just, ugh, ugh.
When is somebody going to care about how ghost is feeling, man?
You know that?
When is somebody going to care about when and what ghost is feeling, man?
And the pain and the heartache and the fucking shit, man.
When is somebody going to care about ghosts, huh?
When is somebody going to give a shit about ghosts?
When is somebody going to give a shit about ghosts, man?
I hurt, man.
I hurt.
I fucking hurt, man.
And I've had to be strong.
I've had to be strong, man.
I've had to be strong.
What?
What the fuck do you want, man?
Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?
A am one of Thosomelodramatic Fools Neurotics to the body no doubt about you man.
Fuck you.
All right, go shove it up, your ass, man.
God, yes, leave, go.
Shit, fucking, you fucking trolls, man.
You fucking trolls.
You fucking shut the fuck up, man.
Seriously, man, shut the fuck up, man.
Just seriously, just shut up.
Shit, man.
You fucking assholes, man.
You fucking assholes.
You fucking bunch of assholes, man.
I'm sorry.
I know.
People are telling me I'm cursing.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry.
This fucking, I fucking drank fucking eight beers and fucking two shots.
And it doesn't take the fucking pain away.
It doesn't take the fucking pain away, man.
It doesn't take it.
Shit, man.
This fucked up.
This all fucked up, man.
My whole life's all fucked up, man.
Fucking 11-year broadcasting career is all fucked up, man.
Everything's all messed up, man.
I'm sorry, man.
I just had to.
I just had to blow my nose, man.
Oh, God.
I'm sorry, folks.
I don't know if I can continue to do this broadcast, man.
I just.
I've tried.
Man, y'all have heard all the shows that are on YouTube, man.
I thought, oh, I'm not, I'm not even kidding, man.
My Life Is All Fucked Up00:09:17
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even hat for a dollar.
Fucking shit, man.
I care about the pain you feel, ghost, and I believe engineer, Mrs. Ghost Templeton, and your grandma are always there.
Are you side and will help you out to the end?
Engineer, you love ghost right.
You rock a ghost, and remember, we all love, and so does God.
Thank you, Mr. Hedgehog, man.
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
Thank you, man.
Thank you, man.
That's all I've ever asked.
It's all I've ever asked for.
It's just a little appreciation, you know?
That's all.
And all I've ever been is just a fucking punch and bag, man.
Just a punch and bag, man.
Hi, Ghost.
Would you ever consider getting a pet fox?
They would cheer you up and take the pain away.
I've adopted nine pet foxes from rescues in the past year who all live inside with me.
A pet pet fox?
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
Just shut up, man.
Just shut up.
All right?
Just shut up, man.
Listen, man, I know I'm not really helping my broadcast being so candid with you people and you know, just fucking it's hard.
It's fucking hard, man.
It's fucking hard, man.
It's hard.
You know?
This shit that I'm doing is hard.
And I'm sorry I'm cursing so much, but you people, listen.
You're listening.
You're listening to this shit.
Oh, fuck.
It's just so fucked up.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm sorry.
I'm cursing, man.
I'm sorry, man.
I got to break out the wacky tobacco, man.
I'm sorry.
I got to break out the devil's lettuce, man.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry.
I gotta break it out, man.
I'm not even joking around, man.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
And look, assholes, you people that are out here saying that, well, I'm gonna call the San Antonio Police Department.
This is medical-grade cannabis, man.
This is medical, all right?
I've got nothing but medical bags here.
This is medical, all right?
So fuck you, all right?
Excuse me, man.
I just want the fucking pain to go away.
Shut up in the chat room, man.
I just want the fucking pain to go away.
Get all this goddamn crap out of my get out of here.
Freaking crap.
Get out of here, man.
Oh, God.
I'm sorry, you folks that are expecting a show, man.
I really, I, you know, I don't know, man.
I don't know.
Maybe I'll, maybe I'll just not do a text.
I don't know.
Maybe we'll not do anything on Baller Friday.
I don't know what's going to happen.
I don't know, man.
I don't know what to do, man.
I don't know what to do.
I just want the fucking, I just want the pain to go away, man.
I just, I really do, man.
This is fucking horrible.
You trolls, man.
You trolls don't even have a fucking soul.
You don't even have a goddamn soul, man.
Jesus Christ.
I loaded up this fucking pipe and I'm going to go ahead and smoke it, okay?
Just, and we'll just see what happens for Christ's sake, man.
Just see what happens, man.
I'm just so fucked up, man.
And Bic lighters, your fucking lighters suck, Bic, man.
You suck.
You suck, man.
Hold it in, man.
Let it hit the brain, man.
Let it hit the brain.
Hold it in.
Let it hit the brain, man.
oh man and like i said folks the only reason that i'm smoking some of the devil's lettuce the only reason that i'm smoking some of the grass is so that you don't have to man You understand?
You don't have to.
You don't have to.
I'm going to keep smoking, man.
I want the fucking pain to go away.
You don't understand.
These trolls, these fucking bastards, you know, these fucking cyber vermin, man.
all hear this shit man you all hear this shit man you all hear this shit man you all hear this crap I'm going to keep smoking.
I just want the fucking pain to go away, man.
That's all.
You know, two hits of some medical grade.
What is this?
Medical grade hybrid cannabis.
White dang.
See that man, two hits.
It just feels a little better.
I feel a little better going on.
It's good stuff.
You know, I think I've said this on the last broadcast.
You know, the mixture between, you know, tetrahydrocannabinol.
And I'm talking about the medical grade stuff.
And alcohol is just, it's just unbelievable.
It's just unbelievable.
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I'm smoking the tetrahydrocannabinol that I just smoked now.
I'm going to go ahead and have some more beer.
All right.
And this is what this fucking show is turning into, isn't it?
You assholes making a mockery of my show with troll terrorism and cyber vermin.
What is this?
Bic lighters are ugly.
Have you considered getting a flashy Zippo, but with a Vector Thunderbird butane torch insert?
Still maintains the flashy Zippo look, burns butane clean, and maintains it.
I stick to butane.
Mine wasn't used for a month, but it still burns brightly.
You don't understand.
I use my butane lighter for cigars.
Ghost, real talk.
If you smoked weed the way you drank alcohol, you'd be able to put up with trolls better and put on a halfway show without feeling any pain.
Anyway, cheers, lad.
Hope your night gets better.
I want to be honest with you.
I've just taken about three hits into some fucking wacky tobacco tetrahydrocannabinol.
And I could already feel the difference.
You know, that's why I want to like, you know, let's, you know, I'm feeling this right to feel the difference.
You know, that's why I want to like, you know, let's, you know, I'm feeling this right now.
I'm feeling a little mellow.
I don't want any of you assholes to harsh my mellow right now.
You know, have one more beer going on.
And, you know, you know what it is.
All right.
You know what it is.
Let me, let me continue.
Where's my beer?
Let's get some fucking more beer here.
More beer, baby.
All right.
More beer.
Jesus Christ.
Holy dog shit, man.
Good lord, man.
Wow.
Wow.
It's shut up in the chat room.
It's not crack.
Shut up.
All right.
Just shut up for Christ's sake here.
All right.
Let's continue going, baby.
Let's continue going.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
There's a lot of head on that one, though.
There's a lot of head on that goddamn beer.
Trump Spine And More Beer00:10:13
All right, listen.
I'm feeling pretty good now.
All right.
All right.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm feeling pretty good.
All right.
All right.
Calm down, ghost.
All right.
Hey, engineer, are you here, man?
All right.
I'm feeling pretty good now.
All right.
Let's talk a little bit.
All right.
Everybody just calm down.
All right.
Don't troll me right now.
I'm feeling good.
Don't harsh my mellow.
I'm feeling great.
I'm telling you, you know, maybe they should legalize marijuana.
I think that maybe Donald Trump could have put that in the State of the Union address.
And to be completely honest with you, if Donald Trump was to say, hey, we're going to legalize or decriminalize marijuana on the federal level, I think that all the leftists that hate them, that hate Trump, you know, these soy boys, these feminists, these leftists, whoever, once he says, hey, let's decriminalize marijuana, all of a sudden, they're not going to think Trump is such a bad guy anymore.
So I want to be honest with you.
I think that Trump could have done that in the State of the Union, but I'm not going to hold that against him.
Remember, he's got a lot of agendas to talk about.
And in the State of the Union, I don't understand how any leftist can hate Trump.
How can any leftist hate Trump at this point in time?
He emphasized that he doubled the child income tax credit, which means that if you have a child, that you get a tax credit in which you get money back at the end of the year from the government.
And that's why a lot of females who are single mothers, I hate to say this, they love the end of the year.
They love the end of the year.
They're going to go ahead and take advantage of that tax credit.
And I like how the president put a point of emphasis that he doubled that tax credit.
I just think it's brilliant.
It's beautiful.
How much more leftist can you get?
Speaking of leftist Evil Mira.
It's market time, not sucking orange schlung.
Shove it up your ass, Evil Mira.
All right.
My president yesterday gave the greatest State of the Union speech in American history.
And that's why the leftists don't know how to react.
And that's why today all you're hearing is nothing but a bunch of investigations from subcommittees and committees in Congress.
It's pathetic.
All right.
It's absolutely pathetic.
On top of the emphasis that Trump put on the fact that he doubled the child tax credit, he also talked about how he passed prison reform.
Prison reform.
Do y'all remember that?
He had that black lady in the gala talking about how she was sentenced to a life sentence, a life sentence in prison for doing nonviolent drug dealing type of activity.
And it was Trump initiating with both Democrats and Republicans to pass this piece of legislation, which now emphasizes this predominantly minority-based problem when it comes to the statistics of the population of prisons.
You know, how come nobody's talking about that, man?
I mean, can we go on?
I mean, Donald Trump, you couldn't get any more left socially, you know?
I mean, you know, Donald Trump's like, hey, you know what?
We're going to cure AIDS now.
You know that?
Yeah.
Oh, I mean, that's what I'm saying, man.
I mean, why are the left hating Donald Trump after yesterday, man?
He talked about putting all kinds of money aside to try to cure AIDS within the next five to ten years, baby.
I mean, that should literally tickle the derry airs, no pun intended, of the LGBTQ.
So, you know, I'm just saying, I'm going over everything that the president said yesterday in the state of the union.
I mean, this is what he said.
This is what he said.
And let's continue on.
He wants an infrastructure bill so that, you know, we can go ahead and rebuild the bridges and rebuild the roads and rebuild the infrastructure of this country.
I mean, you know, how much more, you know, I mean, I'm just asking, what do you leftists want?
I mean, this is the arena in which Trump is going down.
Why do you hate him?
Hey, I mean, let's continue.
Let's continue on.
Let's continue on.
Here's Frank Zappa.
Great show, Keyboard.
Great show, ghost.
Keep on rocking.
Got work on the East Coast.
Break a leg and good night.
All right.
Well, I appreciate it here, Frank Zappa.
I'm just trying to say that the president, President Donald Trump, listens to my broadcast.
And that's why, if you take a listen to the last broadcast at the very end, I was telling the president that you should throw the leftism on the left so that they could sit there and be bewildered at what you're projecting out here.
I mean, once again, I want to put a point of emphasis.
These leftist broads with all the little white on them, remember they have these old white outfits.
Hey, I'm a woman.
Hear me roar.
Here I have a white outfit.
Well, these women, you could tell by their reactions that they were all told whether to rise, whether to clap.
I mean, how is that?
How is that any kind of independence whatsoever?
Cure AIDS, how?
And how is he on the right again?
The prison reform and banning bump stocks is very Obama-like.
Stop sucking his colours.
I'm going to go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Listen, you don't understand.
I mean, for everybody that hates Trump, they can't hate Trump.
You understand?
He's doing things for America.
He's looking at the whole in aggregate of America, and he's trying to curb his politics based upon what America's feeling, while at the same time, utilizing the future of America and the continuity of America.
Because what these damn assholes in Washington, D.C. want is they want a, they want globalism.
They want the centralization of power to be on a global scale and America to be the equivalent of one of the nation states of the European Union.
Take a look at the European Union.
That's what they want America to be.
They want America to be nothing more than some stupid nation state that, as you can see, folks, the European Union has superseded the autonomy of the nation states that comprise the European Union.
And you folks in Europe, you know what I'm talking about.
I mean, you know, the European Union's talking about they want their own army, they want their own nukes, and why do they want their own army?
And why does the European Union want their own nukes?
They want it not to necessarily deter outside influences.
They want to deter it from within.
Trolls will rule the ghost show until you ban text to speech.
Ban it and your show will be awesome.
If you don't want to ban it, then at the very least, save it for the very end of the show.
You know, listen, prison for Mueller, listen, my show has always been interactive.
And look, I'm not in a very good mental place, but obviously I smoked a little weed, all right, some good medical grade stuff, and I've been drunk.
And listen, man, this is where I'm at.
I mean, I'm shooting pearls to people.
And that's why I'm trying to tell everyone that what, I mean, how can any leftist hate Trump?
What do you hate him about?
That's why I'm glad he threw the statistics of women.
I've always said, y'all have heard me, y'all have heard me, that women that are out here protesting Million Woman March, women this, women that, women are over 60%, way over 60% of the workforce in America today.
And I loved how yesterday Trump said that in his tenure as president, in Trump's tenure as president, he has generated 5.3 million jobs during his presidency, morons, all right?
5.3 million jobs.
And that 58% of those 5.3 million jobs, women, 58% women.
Ghost, you should debate Nick Jay Fuentes from America First on the kill stream.
Yeah, he ain't no.
He has called you out multiple times for your views.
He ain't no idea.
He said you're an idiot and you couldn't beat him in a debate.
So he didn't.
I would make him look lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
Are you kidding me?
He doesn't want none of me, baby.
They don't want none of me.
Wow, ghost.
I can't believe it.
I didn't think you crying like a woman would actually work.
Now all I can say is fuck you, bitch made tolls.
Oh, no, we're a bunch of pussies.
Ghosty is a bit sad.
Get a fucking spine, you bunch of faggots.
Hey, F you, all right, the troll souls.
F you, let me tell you, I'm still standing.
And I'm not letting the trolls win.
And let me tell you, I'm still, I think maybe I should incorporate more wacky tobacco, you know, more tetrahydrocannabinol, more devil's lettuce into, you know, I guess my vice intake, for a lack of a better term, because I'm feeling pretty good out here.
I mean, you see this?
Monarchs Church And Divine Right00:03:14
Is everybody listening?
I mean, I'm smacking the trolls around like it ain't crap.
You know, I'm making them look like lower than a leprechaun's nutsack.
What the hell is this?
I'm a centralist, and I hope Trump gets impeached or doesn't get a second term because he's been pissing off everyone lately.
Yeah, you know.
Also, I really think we should really have separation of church and state.
There is a separation of church and state, you dumbass.
The thing is, is that we're one nation under God, okay?
We're endowed by our creator.
All right.
Fucking read our documentation, you numb nuts.
That's what makes America America.
Because prior to America, you morons, okay, prior to America and the Constitution, the monarchs, these kings and queens and all these people that have fucking ruled for thousands of years, they based their reign as monarchs based upon the church.
It was the church that gave the spiritual credibility for the monarchs to reign generation after generation.
Remember, it was the churches during the monarchs that said, oh, you don't understand.
You know, the offspring of the current throne is anointed to the next throne.
And that's what we're doing.
You know, that's what we, I mean, do you understand what I'm saying?
That America, you have to understand what the Constitution means.
The Constitution is so important because it was documentation that gave the credibility of the church to anoint whoever was going to be the monarchs.
It was the Magna Carta that created the nobility within the monarchs who also was anointed once again by the church, excuse me, the church, quote unquote.
I mean, do you understand what I'm saying here?
The American Constitution gives all mankind unalienable rights that were given to them by God.
Remember, it was God that gave the monarchs the right to rule generation upon generation.
It was the church.
I mean, just take a look at the French monarchs.
There was like, what, 14 or 15 different Louis within the kingdom of France.
Just imagine how many thousands of years that is.
I mean, take a look at all the monarchs that stretch back into time from the English and the Russians and the Austrian-Hungarian Empire, etc.
The only reason that the credibility amongst the people that worshiped the monarchs, the credibility of monarchism being bequeathed to generation to generation was based upon the church.
The church.
The church saying that these people are anointed.
Politicians Money And Bureaucracy00:05:37
Do you understand?
They are the queens and kings of all kingdom.
You have to understand, you know, I'm from the church.
I'm the pope.
I'm the pope.
And I've anointed these people to be the rulers of you common folk because it was, it's divine.
It's divine that they are the, that's literally what it is, okay?
And it was the American Constitution that put on paper that all men are created equal, equal, and that every right that is put in the Constitution is given to you, no matter what social status you are, no matter if you're a part of a monarch, no matter if you're a part of a government, bureaucracy, no matter what.
And the unfortunate part about the Constitution, and the reason I say it's unfortunate, is because currently there's not enough people, which is what makes the Constitution valid.
There's not enough people out there that appreciate the Constitution and that are forcing the Constitution on the institution of government.
Do you understand?
It's the institution of government, which is these bureaucrats in Washington, D.C. They're the ones that are out here trying to make the Constitution null and void.
They're out here trying to infringe upon the rights of the Constitution because they, these bureaucrats in Washington, D.C., no matter what party you believe in, they don't have your vested interest in hand.
Do you understand what politicians do?
You know what a politician is?
Do you know what a politician is?
A politician, doesn't matter if it's Republican or Democrat.
These are people that go out and campaign, right?
Campaign.
They campaign not only for your vote, but they're campaigning for money.
Do you understand?
And what that means is, is that when they're campaigning, you're going to have people all of a sudden just throw money into the campaign of these morons for whatever reason.
And the reason they're throwing money into whoever is running for Congress, running for Senate, or any municipal government, state government, whatever.
The reason they're doing it is to influence these morons that are in power.
You understand?
I mean, there's two ways to influence a politician.
You donate more into their campaign contribution account, or you are an organizer.
You know, remember Barack Obama, community organizer.
He wasn't a community organizer.
A real community organizer, folks, is someone that has so much influence within a district of either congressional influence, Senate influence, municipal influence, somebody who organizes enough people and they are willing to go out and vote based upon the group's general consensus.
This is what they're talking about.
Okay.
And believe it or not, there's not too many of those groups that can influence politicians that organize beyond money.
Beyond money.
What is this?
All right, ghost.
So if we can't get the way then, whatever happened to Trump's drain the swamp thing, I don't see a purging investigation of corrupt politicians.
Bro, bro, you're not understanding.
Hey, rock and roll McDonald's.
Do you understand that it's showing right now that the president, whoever is control of the so-called bureaucratic Frankenstein system of government, is not in control of all of the government?
You have to understand that just because he's elected president, he didn't go through the traditional channels of bureaucracy like most people.
Oh, I became, I was a councilman, and then I became a ghost is right.
Listen, thank you very much.
I was a councilman, and now I'm a congressman, and then I'm a senator, and now I'm a president.
In those processes, in that whole time that he or she was a congressman or a councilman or a senator, they created political friendships amongst the mass bureaucracy of the American system.
You understand?
I mean, and that's why folks that have most influence that are elected president over the entire American system have gone through some levels of the bureaucratic system to create friendships.
And that's literally what it comes down to, folks.
That's what Washington, D.C. is.
It's a swamp.
It's a fucking, it's a criminal organization as far as I'm concerned.
And I don't understand why everybody hates Trump because Trump is so anti-establishment that that's why he can't get anything done because the institution that is the government that he's supposed to control have more vested interest in making sure that he fails or stagnates his policy than to actually work with him.
Government Spending Endless Wars Swamp00:02:27
Remember, take a look at this debate that we're having over the goddamn government spending.
Take a look at the debate that we have over the government spending.
We're going to have to go through this debate after February 15th.
Remember, we had a temporary, we had a temporary agreement amongst everybody that they were going to fund the government till February 15th.
Okay.
Take a look at that.
Okay.
And why is that continuously happening?
Because the president doesn't want to continue to spend money on things that have put us into debt.
If you take a listen to his State of the Union address yesterday, I am so happy that he put a point of emphasis on the fact that the United States and the American taxpayer have spent $7 trillion in the Middle East on warfare, on building bases, on funding the terrorists that are hitting us up, etc.
All right.
$7 trillion that we spent.
The United States.
That's what's on our debt.
That's what's on our debt right now.
The $21 trillion going on $22 trillion national deficit that the United States has, $7 trillion of that was spent in the middle goddamn East.
And what do we have to show for it?
We have nothing to show for it.
And that's what President Trump was saying in the 2016 campaign.
I mean, even if we would have taken that $7 trillion, and this goes to you fucking dumbass wannabe socialist and leftist and liberals, if we would have taken that $7 trillion and distributed it just like you dumbass socialists think that you want to do amongst the people, it would have been more productive.
It would have been more productive doing that than wasting it on endless wars.
And that's what I don't get.
Yesterday, the president said endless wars, and yet you've got the Democrats not standing up from him bringing back the troops and ending wars.
I mean, remember the Democrats were an anti-war party.
They were anti-war.
Now you've got the president over here who was never for the damn wars to begin with.
He was never for the Iraq war.
He's never for the Afghanistan war.
He's trying to end the wars.
Virginia Governor Anti War Democrats00:05:51
And you've got the leftists and the Democrats who were once upon a time anti-war, peace, whatever.
Now they're hating it because of Trump.
I mean, this is what made the State of the Union last night such a great speech.
He made the Democrats look like the losers and idiots they are.
They don't care.
And that's what I'm trying to tell you right now.
If you take a look at their reactions throughout the State of the Union speech, they are told, they are being told whether to clap.
They're being told whether to stand up.
They have no individuality.
It was a sideshow.
It was pathetic.
I mean, take a look at the time in yesterday's speech of the State of the Union when Trump was talking about women.
When he first started talking about women and what they have accomplished during the past two years of his tenure, they didn't know.
They were like, well, I don't know, should we clap?
And, you know, it's women.
And yay.
And they got up and did that.
And remember when Trump said, he said, hey, you weren't supposed to do that.
I mean, do you understand?
I mean, this is ridiculous.
And listen, whether you're a leftist or right-wing or whatever, the Democrats and what they're trying to conjure up.
Remember, they're eating each other.
They're eating each other.
You take a look at what's going on in Virginia.
The governor out there, I don't know if you've been sleeping under a rock, but the governor, for whatever reason, he has had some yearbook pictures unearthed from, it's not even from his high school.
It's from when he was in medical school.
He was in medical school for Christ's sake, in which on his page in the yearbook, it had somebody in blackface and somebody in a Ku Klux Klan outfit.
And he refuses to step down.
He's a Democrat.
Remember, the Virginia governor is a Democrat.
And this is the line right here that the Democrats are very, very scared to pull.
They're not pulling the trigger on this Virginia governor.
You want to know why, folks?
Because if this Virginia governor is taken down because of something that he did when he was in college and, you know, hey, I'm not agreeing with the blackface or the Ku Klux Klan thing, but I mean, come on, man.
What is this?
Say what you want about Trump, but what other world leader had the balls to go to North Korea and try and work through?
You know, I was going to get to that, Jack Jack.
I mean, there are so many things that Trump put out there that are liberal or leftist, supposedly in humanitarianism, in world peace, in bringing the troops back home, in extending the tax credit, in emphasizing women, you know, prison reform.
I mean, how can any leftist right now, how can any Democrat say that this man is a bad man?
How can anyone say it?
They can't.
They can't do it.
And that's what I'm saying.
That's why today you have these Democrats in Congress trying to push for investigations into Trump, even though they can't find anything.
And that's the point of emphasis also of the State of the Union yesterday.
Trump was trying to say, hey, let's not do this.
Okay.
Let's not go down this path.
Let's not go down the path in which, okay, the Congress subcommittees and committees are going to investigate me.
I'm going to send some federal investigations on you.
And it's just going to be gridlock.
And that's what the point of emphasis yesterday was.
He's like, look, let's work together on things, you morons.
If you really care about America, you will compromise instead of being some obstinate pieces of trash.
And like I said, I would like for you all to look at the State of the Union address yesterday.
The Democrats were being told to clap.
They were being told to get up.
There's nobody on that left side that was acting on their own.
It was pathetic.
It was utterly pathetic.
And that's what I'm telling you folks.
If you think that you're going to the left to rebel against anything institutional, you're wrong, man.
You're wrong.
All right.
And you can't get any more anti-establishment than Donald Trump.
Because as I've stated, Donald Trump, he didn't get any goddamn corporate campaign contributions.
He didn't have any lobbyists.
He funded his own campaign.
And that's why he's doing things completely against the Washington establishment, whether right or left wing of the political spectrum.
And I don't understand why folks that are on the left outside of propaganda, you assholes, because you keep watching these dumbass talking heads on the TV.
You keep watching and reading the garbage that are complete, absolute lies, even though you're on the internet and you can double check, triple check all kinds of shit.
You refuse to do so.
You're just sitting there and absorbing this and just thinking that it's the truth.
The yesterday State of the Union address, the State of the Union speech proves that you leftists that hate Trump, you're hating him because you've been brainwashed to do so.
I mean, what were you against that he said yesterday outside of a wall?
And oh yeah, by the way, he also emphasized that he was against late-term abortion.
I mean, I can't even believe that people are even for this late-term abortion, kill the kid at eight to nine months.
Radio Graffiti Maternity Leave Abortion00:05:46
Oh, geez.
You know what?
I better stop.
All right.
As a matter of fact, you damn trolls, thank you very much for stop the freaking, you know, the garbage trolling because this is serious business, man.
And I'm glad the president put a point of emphasis on, hey, we're not going to condone killing kids in the womb eight to nine months into pregnancy, man.
What kind of sick crap is that?
Did you see all the goddamn women that were white that were wearing the white little crap on the left?
They sat down during that crap.
Amen, ghost.
Finally, some real content.
This is what we're here for, ghosts.
Yeah, I hope so.
This is what we really want.
That's what I'm trying to do.
Trying to shoot pearls here, man.
Anyway, look, I gotta take a break here.
I gotta drain the 15 and a half-inch John Holmes sausage, and we're already two and a half hours in.
Maybe we'll get ready for radio graffiti and all this stuff.
But I want you all to realize what I'm saying.
And if you don't believe me, look it up for yourself.
Rewatch the State of the Union address.
It was the greatest State of the Union address in American history.
All right, take me out, Engineer.
I gotta go drain the main vein.
You got me out of here?
All right, let's go ahead.
Hold on, Michael W. Hey, ghost.
I'm glad everything calmed down right now.
I think we deserve a race.
All right, you're gonna get a radio graffiti calmer.
All right, get me out of here.
All right, get me out of here.
Because we all love you and support you.
All right, hey, take me out, engineer.
Good God.
Jesus Christ.
All right, we're back, folks.
My apologies here.
And look, I'm sorry that I had to, you know, go away from the broadcast and drain the, you know, 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
But I do hope that you folks have listened to me about Donald Trump.
I mean, whether you're left wing or right wing, I mean, how can you hate this man?
How?
I mean, what is it that you hated about the prison reform?
Venezuela Oil Prices Socialism00:09:46
The fact that more women are employed and 58% of the 5.3 million jobs that were created during his tenure were women or went to women?
The cure for AIDS that he's talking about.
I mean, what is it?
I mean, I'm just asking.
Oh, yeah.
Did you also hear he talked about federalizing paid maternity and paternity leave?
Huh?
So if you have a baby, you know, if you have a baby, you could be able to have some maternity and paternity leave so that you could be close to your child during those formative years right outside or formative years, formative months right outside the womb.
And right, and what I loved about Trump, right after he talked about the federal law about protecting maternity and paternity leave, he went right back into, hey, we're not down with women that want to abort their babies at eight to nine months.
Eight to nine months.
I mean, did you see all the damn Democrats who are wearing white?
I know I said this before, that sat down when he said that we're not down with this.
You know what I mean?
We're not down with the goddamn, we're not down with this crap.
All right.
We're not down with partial birth abortion or late-term abortion or whatever, man.
I mean, good God.
And then last but not least, and certainly not least, I loved how Trump said, listen, we're not down with socialism in America.
Okay.
Socialism has ruined countries.
And I'm glad that he put a point of emphasis on Venezuela.
I mean, did you see Venezuela?
Have you seen it, folks?
If y'all don't know the story of Venezuela, let me give it to you in a very short nutshell, okay?
Venezuela has the third largest oil deposit in the world.
Third largest oil deposit, meaning that it should be able to sell oil on the world market and be a very rich country.
That's why Donald Trump yesterday in a state of the union said that Venezuela was one of the richest countries in South America.
But guess what?
The Venezuelan people, much like many of the idiots on the left in America today, they thought that, hey, wait a minute, we're all prospering.
You know, maybe we should spread the wealth.
And then you had a man by the name of Hugo Chavez.
Hugo Chavez who ran democratically under the system, advocating communism ideas, socialism ideas.
And guess what?
Venezuela voted in fucking Hugo Chavez.
Excuse my French.
Okay.
They voted in their own socialism.
That's what Venezuela did.
At the peak of their economic boom, at the peak of their economic success, Venezuela voted in Hugo Chavez.
And Hugo Chavez enacted all these collective ideas and all this nonsense.
And then Hugo Chavez died of cancer because he was kind of a fatty.
And you could tell he never missed a meal most of his life.
And, you know, he died of cancer.
he bequeathed the communist or socialist state of Venezuela to the current reigning regime head, Nicolas Maduro.
Now, what's unfortunate about Venezuela, even though they are a oil-rich country, remember folks, communism and socialism is about planning, central planning.
Central planning for an entire country, for an entire group of people.
And that's exactly what they did in Venezuela.
What Venezuela did is that they pre-planned for future purchases to suffice the people's needs, however they centrally planned.
They based those projections of income of the country based upon prices of oil.
And that's why I always tell you the prices of oil, even though you fucking assholes aren't even letting me do the markets.
But at the time they planned for the future, barrels of oil were over $100 a barrel.
Okay.
At the time that they pre-planned for the future, the barrels of oil on the world market were $110 a barrel.
And that's what the central planning socialist communist government of Venezuela planned the future on.
They planned it on $100 a barrel of oil.
Now, folks, at some point, a couple of years after they pre-planned the future for everybody in Venezuela based upon a $100 barrel of oil, the barrel of oil went down as low as $29, $28 a barrel.
$29 and $28 a barrel.
So all this central planning that the socialist government of Venezuela or the communist government of Venezuela did based upon $100 a barrel of oil, because remember, I told you earlier that Venezuela is the third largest oil deposit in the world.
They based their projections upon what they needed for the country because remember, when you're a central government, you're supposed to be taking care of the people.
You're supposed to be taking care of the country.
They based their projections on $100 a barrel of oil.
And then $29 barrel of oil happened, and they didn't know what the hell to do.
And on top of that, folks, I mean, this goes to show you that the creator of the world hates communists.
On top of them basically not being able to meet the projections of what they were supposed to suffice their people that year based upon $100 barrel of oil, there was a massive drought, a massive drought in Venezuela.
And believe it or not, folks, the brilliant people that are in the central socialist government of Venezuela thought it was a great idea to have power plants based upon hydroelectricity, meaning that they were dependent on water producing the electricity to big cities like Caracas and their other big cities in Venezuela.
And because of this massive drought, they didn't have enough goddamn, they didn't have enough electricity to give to their people.
And guess what the government said?
We're going to have rolling blackouts.
I mean, this is all documented, folks.
Everything that I've told you, you can Google this up.
This has been happening ever since 2015 to now.
This is what's been happening to Venezuela.
I mean, Venezuela, the reason that they don't have enough food to give to their people is because the central planning thought that they were going to continue to sell barrels of oil that were at one time when they were central planning $100 a barrel, now $29 a barrel.
You can't buy it.
You can't buy what you thought you were going to buy for the people.
And that's why Venezuela is in the bad situation they're in.
Now, I know there's people out there saying, ghost, wait a minute.
What happened to the money, even if it is $29 a barrel of oil?
What happened to the money that the government sold the oil?
I mean, what's going on?
Oh, yeah.
The government bureaucrats are the ones that are being paid.
The government bureaucrats in socialism are the ones that are fat.
I mean, look at Nicolas Maduro.
Look at Nicolas Maduro, man.
While everybody is starving to death, there's a massive starving situation.
I've been covering this for the past three to four years.
I mean, the Venezuelan people have eaten all the dogs and cats.
There's no dogs and cats in Venezuela.
They've all been eaten.
They're eating all the native jungle animals.
And I mean, it's a very sad situation in Venezuela.
Of course, nobody is talking about that in the left-wing media because they don't want to talk about the side effects of actual socialism.
And the reason, and I'm going to be completely honest, the reason that the United States and those of us in the modern world, those of us in the Western civilization haven't acted upon Venezuela is because Venezuela, they voted in Hugo Chavez.
They voted in communism.
I mean, they democratically accepted this shit.
And that's why they're in the situation they're in.
And that's why, if you want my opinion, if you want my opinion, many of the world powers have allowed Venezuela to go into squalor.
I mean, it is bad.
It is bad in Venezuela.
All you got to do is Google it up, man.
Or search it up.
I mean, you're on the internet.
So I just, the whole reason I went on that soliloquy about Venezuela is because our president in yesterday's State of the Union denounced, I think it's the first time a president has ever denounced socialism and communism in the halls during the State of the Union, baby.
Corey Booker Assault Black Integrity00:06:48
You understand?
And I loved it for Christ's sake.
Did you see when they went to Bernie Sanders, when Donald Trump was denouncing socialism for Christ's sake?
Look at Bernie Sanders like, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're taking money out of my pocket.
Get your hand out of my pocket, Trump.
Get your hand out of my pocket.
Hey, let's be honest, folks.
And I've said this before, and I want to say it again.
If you're in politics right now and you're running for a Congress, a Senate seat, especially a presidential seat, notice all the presidential candidates on the Democrat side, huh?
Notice all the presidential candidates on the Democrat side.
You want to know why they're there.
They're trying to get money.
They saw how much money Bernie Sanders raised when he knew he wasn't going to be president.
They saw the over $250 million that Bernie Sanders raised saying he was a socialist.
I mean, come on, man.
Excuse me.
i gotta drink beer man you people you people have i mean what what what a manic depressive situation i've had tonight I mean, luckily I have tetrahydrocanneminol.
Buy that for a dollar.
Trump, the pocket fisherman.
All right, shut up.
All right.
Listen to me.
I'm saying serious business here, right?
Now, you saw Bernie Sanders, and the reason why you have, you know, Corey Booker, and as a matter of fact, folks, believe it or not, I got folks in the inner circle investigating Corey Booker's background out there in New Jersey.
I have reason to believe, in my opinion, okay, in my opinion, that Corey Booker may or may not have been a homosexual, and he's been trying to do that on the down low.
And right when we in the inner circle are conducting this, you know, our own mercenary political operation, all of a sudden, Corey Booker, Corey Booker is like, I've got a boo now.
I've got a girlfriend.
I've got a girlfriend.
And by the way, Corey Booker has had a lot of trouble with women.
He's had a lot of trouble with girls.
He wrote a lot about that when he wrote for the Stanford little newspaper when he went to college.
If you go to Ghost.report, he talks about sexually like sexually assaulting a woman during a 1984 New Year's Eve little party.
It's on Ghost.report right there, man.
It's on Ghost.report.
And then every article after that on the Stanford publication, he talks about how, oh, I'm always the friend.
I'm always the friend.
I'm always the friend.
I'm not even kidding.
And this guy wants to be president.
Go fuck yourself, Corey Booker.
You're a hypocrite, and we're going to find the goddamn skeletons in your closet, boy.
Trump chipped Bernie's apple.
You damn right, Trump did, for Christ's sake, man.
You're damn right.
And then what do we have?
We have Kamala Harris.
Kamala Harris, for Christ's sake.
This is a broad who was the district attorney of San Francisco.
And look, it was always an urban legend within San Francisco politics that Willie Brown, the ex-mayor of San Francisco, had a sexual liaison with Kamala Harris, hence why Kamala Harris got the district attorney of San Francisco.
Do you understand?
And look, it came out today, or not today, actually came out a couple of weeks ago, if I recollect correctly.
It came out that Willie Brown has acknowledged the philanderous affair between him and Kamala Harris.
And, you know, Kamala Harris has got a lot of bad, you know, got a lot of bad things in her past, man.
We're going to write an article about that on Ghost.report.
I mean, when she was not only the district attorney of San Francisco, but the Attorney General of California, she purposely sealed, she purposely sealed all the sex abuse cases and all the documentation based upon child sex abuse to the Archdiocese of San Francisco.
Oh, and you can look all this up.
This is all documented.
You know, this is all documented here.
I mean, these people are sick.
These people that are running on the Democratic side are a bunch of sick fucking maniacs.
All right.
And by the way, I don't really appreciate, I mean, let's just put it this way.
If I was black, and I'm talking like a black man, I'm talking like I was, I was, I was black.
I was like Wesley Snipes, black man, you know, like a black man.
I wouldn't really appreciate this habitual, I don't know if they're black, but they're kind of black.
They're quarter black, they're half black.
You know, you have these, these folks like Kamala Harris and like Corey Booker.
Hell, even like Barack Obama.
I mean, did you know, folks, that during the primary of 2008, and I was covering the primary 2008.
You can go back to the archives.
During the primary of 2008, Barack Obama was, and you can thank the Hillary Clinton campaign for this.
This was the South Carolina primary.
You can look this up, man.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm giving y'all pearls here, all right?
It was the South Carolina Democratic primary 2008, in which prior to the South Carolina primary, prior to the South Carolina Democratic primary, black folks in America were questioning the black integrity of one of Barack Obama and whether he was black enough.
It wasn't until Hillary Clinton in the 2008 South Carolina primary, Democrat 2008, in which what the hell is this?
Ghost, will you please be my Valentine?
I'd love to sip on some difficulty.
Shut up, Nick Orr.
All right, listen, listen, this is serious business, okay?
In 2008, the Democratic primary, South Carolina, is when the Clintons, Bill and Hillary, turned Barack Obama into the ghetto candidate.
They tried to throw some racial shade on Barack Obama, trying to turn him into the ghetto candidate.
And that's why after that primary is when the black folks were all down with Obama.
Neil DeGrasse Tyson Twitter Shade00:04:53
When Red Bull did their 128,100 feet jump in 2012, the camera showed no curvature.
Neil deGrasse Tyson came out and said you cannot see curvature at that height.
But previously, he stated you simply had to look out the window of a plane to see curvature.
Well, you know, I want to be honest with you.
In my opinion, I think Neil Tyson deGrasse is an affirmative action scientist that doesn't know his ass from his elbow.
And I think that, you know, the same reason why everybody got infatuated with Barack Obama is the same reason why everybody got infatuated with the black scientist Neil Tyson deGrassi, because he doesn't know shit.
I remember when I still had a Twitter account, I twittered his ass.
And listen, I've done extensive history.
Look, look, I don't want to, look, me and the intercircle, we do a lot of stuff.
All right.
Anyway, listen.
I questioned Neil Tyson deGrasse.
Like, hey, look, when do you actually science?
Did you know that his major during his undergraduate work, his major was Caribbean ballroom dancing?
Did y'all know that?
Huh?
I bet you didn't know that about old Neil Tyson deGrassi, that his undergraduate major was Caribbean ballroom dancing.
And if you don't believe me, go take a look.
I'm not even kidding.
There's pictures of him in like some Caribbean ballroom kind of garb.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
And I remember tweeting at this bastard.
If you folks know my old Twitter, I think he tweeted at the Politics Ghost Twitter.
I don't have it anymore because those assholes at Twitter, you know, everybody's been trying to silence me for Christ's sake.
But I asked this son of a bitch, when do you actually science, brah?
When do you actually science?
And then he tweeted back at me saying, well, you know, you can Google up on Google Scholar all my papers that I've written down.
All the papers that I've written down.
Are you shitting me?
Go shove it up your ass, Neil deGrossi Tyson, man.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right?
You're a fake scientist and you make me sick.
All right.
You make me sick.
Oh, yeah.
You don't believe me?
Look, people in the chat room already know what I'm going to say.
Like, this is the same guy that was claiming that we have a pear-shaped earth.
We got a pear-shaped earth.
Look up pear-shaped earth, Neil Tyson deGrasse.
He admits it.
We got a pear-shaped earth.
What the hell has NASA been showing us as earth pictures then?
If we got a fucking pear-shaped earth, excuse my French.
All right?
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, man.
Good God, man.
Give me a drink.
He said it.
It's on YouTube.
It's on YouTube.
Look it up, man.
Jesus Christ.
Pear-shaped earth.
Look it up, man.
I'm not even joking, man.
All right.
I'm not even kidding.
According to this guy, since everybody thinks that Neil Tyson deGrasse is some kind of a standard of scientific authority, we got a pear-shaped earth.
All right.
So all the round earth pictures that NASA's been showing us has obviously been a lie, according to Neil Tyson deGrasse.
All right.
So anyway, look, I don't want to talk about this.
I don't want to talk about this subject matter.
I'm just contradicting what the hell Neil Tyson deGrasse has said.
And it's just, it's horseshit.
Excuse my French.
It's horseshit.
He's a piece of crap.
He's an affirmative action scientist.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, look, I was talking about something else until...
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You guys are making me belch for Christ's sake.
Look, I was talking about something else before I got rudely interrupted about somebody talking about earth curvature or whatever the case might be.
Listen, all right.
Let's calm our asses down here, okay?
Let's calm our asses down.
And look, I'm not trying to approach any conspiracy theory here.
I'm just trying to contradict what a supposed scientist that everybody looks up to that thinks that, you know, he's the greatest thing since, I guess not sliced bread, but wheat bread, Neil Tyson deGrasse.
I'm just telling you, he's fucking lying.
I'm sorry.
Or NASA's lying.
I mean, who's lying?
Is it Neil Tyson deGrassi or is it NASA?
I'm just saying, man.
I'm just saying.
I don't know.
College Debt Interest Social Security00:02:32
Anyway, let me move on.
Go F yourselves.
All right.
Everybody in here, go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Anyway, let me move on.
I was talking about, you know, Trump.
I was talking about Venezuela.
I was talking about a lot of different things.
And then, of course, you people had to, you know, misappropriate my mental energy into something else for Christ's sake.
I was talking about Obama.
Thank you.
You were talking about Obama.
Thank you.
And the reason I'm talking about Obama is because this son of a bitch, and I'm going to keep talking about it.
I'm going to keep reiterating it.
The reason you college kids have college debt for the next 25 years of your life is because Obama passed a law that nationalized.
And this is socialism.
Whether you like it or not, your college debt is socialism.
Now, I know some of you are asking, ghosts, what does that mean?
Well, if you take a look at the bill that was passed by not only Barack Obama, but it was also passed by then Speaker of the House, now Speaker of the House, Nancy Plastic Face Pelosi, okay?
In which they nationalize the college debt, meaning that you can't ever stop paying on that debt.
It's not like an unsecured credit card.
It's not like, you know, you can't file it under bankruptcy, et cetera.
Because prior to the law that happened and was signed during Obama, you could just file your damn college debt in bankruptcy and never have to pay for it again.
I mean, that's what comprises most of the college professors that have PhDs.
Most of the college professors that have PhDs, they have PhDs because they put themselves in college debt and they just threw it in their bankruptcy.
And who gives a shit?
Because by the time they become tenured professors in college, the average tenured professor makes about, what, $85,000 to start off?
And who needs credit when you're making $85,000 a year as a big-time earner?
Do you understand?
Now, unfortunately, you kids, y'all don't get to do that.
Y'all have to pay on your college debt for the next 25 years.
And guess what?
You know where all that interest is going?
You know where all that interest is going and all that college debt that you're paying for?
Social Security.
Obamacare Medication And Debt00:04:53
Medicaid, Medicare.
I mean, you understand?
You understand that you, all that are paying for a college debt, are being used to fund government entitlements that are unfunded liabilities.
Do you understand me?
I mean, that's what the whole Obamacare was about.
You know what Obamacare was about?
And of course, the president put it a point of emphasis at the State of the Union yesterday.
You know what Obamacare was about?
It was about taxing the young and the healthy to supplement the old and the sick.
All right.
And that's literally what it is.
All right.
I mean, that's how it was meant to be a disaster.
It was meant to fall apart because the end goal of what the bureaucracy wants is they want the same shit as UK and Canadia.
They want the same goddamn medical system as Canadia.
So they create a system so it can purposely implode or explode so that they can justify the state complete and total takeover.
It's a classic scam.
It's the classic scheme.
And I find it ironic that no one, and I want to repeat, no one has any kind of like, I don't know, skepticism, you know, I guess that's the good word, right?
Skepticism about why there's so many people that are sick.
Why are so many people getting sick?
You know, we passed Obamacare, right?
It was supposed to be, you know, the answer to all medical care, et cetera.
And yet once Obamacare happened, have you seen more people with cancers?
Have you seen more people with medical ailments?
Have you seen more people that have to have medication?
I saw a goddamn stupid commercial of some of some broad who's in a waitress outfit with a couple of kids saying, oh, my kid really needs this medication.
I hope it doesn't cost very much.
And then she goes up to the, you know, to the to the counter, that'll be $69.
I can't buy it for my kid.
I'm sorry.
And it's, I don't know, it's some advertisement for some app.
But when did we get so sick?
When did we get so sick, man?
I grew up in a time when there wasn't, I mean, my granny, my mom and dad, I didn't, we weren't taking fucking medications like people are taking medications now.
You know, we weren't subjected to the type of genetically modified foods that we're being subjected to now.
I mean, I've said this many times.
You know, there is a Youtube video that shows actual footage actual goddamn footage of reunions of veterans of the Civil War, and there's a 50th anniversary of the veterans of the Civil War and a 75th anniversary of the veterans of the Civil War.
And take a look at how many old men, how many old men are out there commemorating who are actual veterans of the Civil War, that are old, that are 70 80 90, 100.
It's out there on youtube.
And now, since Obamacare came in into law, everybody's getting sick.
And you know something, man.
You know what you people don't understand is that the guys who created like the guy who created the prostate uh, the the prostate cancer test, and the guy who created the breast cancer test both of those guys have come out publicly and said that they would have never have come out with these tests had they known that it was going to be a precursor into overdiagnosis.
So anyway, listen to me man, i'm just trying to tell you folks that you know I I mean listen, I know I drank.
I'm not a very healthy person, you know I.
I want to be completely honest with you, but I have never taken a psychotropic drug.
I have never taken any of these fucking pharmaceuticals that they try to shove down your throats.
You know, i've I I don't even go to doctors man, you know what I mean.
And look, i'm not in the best health, but i'm alive and I can move.
And you know yeah, i'm not feeling the greatest at times, etc.
Man, but I mean i'd rather drop dead than allow this these, these serpents that crawl up the tree of life, because that's the physician and medical field symbol.
Martin Skrelli Pharmaceutical Scheme00:10:13
You know not to get too esoteric, but that's the medical field symbol.
Two serpents of the tree of life.
Uh, i'm not gonna let them use me as their tree of life.
I'm not, i'm not gonna let them do it.
I'm not gonna let them do it, for christ's sake.
All right anyway look, I think i'm, I think i'm getting a little drunk and i'm saying more than I should, you know oh yeah and, by the way, Free Skrelly free, Martin Skrelli.
Hey, Martin Skrelli baby, i'm riding with you baby, I know, Free Skrelli, and look, I know people are going to be out there.
Oh, my god ghost, do you understand Martin Skrelli?
He was a horrible man he, he upped that aid drug from like 70 cents to 300, 500.
How dare you?
You idiots don't know the game.
You idiots don't know what's going on here.
Martin Skrelli, you know what.
You want to know why Martin Skrelli is in jail.
You look, i'm gonna be honest with you.
You want to know why Martin Skrelli is in jail?
Because Martin Skrelli tried, and let me tell you he was a very brilliant man.
I wouldn't be surprised if you listen to the THE TRUE Capitalist Radio broadcast.
But I'm telling you, Martin Skrelly was a brilliant kid, a brilliant kid.
He understood that, hey, wait a minute, man, we're at the low end.
We're at the low end of the marketplace.
Let me start a hedge fund.
That's what Martin Skrelly did.
Let me start a hedge fund and let me go ahead and let me buy up stocks in this hedge fund at the low.
And let's go ahead and write.
I mean, look at, I mean, folks, when I started True Capitalist Radio back in 2011, 2010, when I started True Capitalist Radio, the Dow Jones Industrial was 8,000 points.
It was 8,000 points.
And I was out there trying to tell everybody, buy, buy, buy.
It's all on the internet.
You can all go check for yourself.
And that's what Martin Shkrelli did.
Martin Skrelly, he had himself a hedge fund, and he understood what was going on, you know, and he started buying.
And before you know it, he made massive amounts of profits in the hedge fund from about 2010 to about 2012.
Now, Martin Skrelly wanted to kind of sell off what he had interest-wise in the hedge fund.
And Martin Skrelly wanted to force himself into the pharmaceutical industry.
Now, what you folks don't understand is that the pharmaceutical industry, that's a small table of players there, okay?
That's a very small player table of players.
And if you want to see how cold the pharmaceutical industry is, why don't you take a look at what happened to Bob Sherman?
Okay.
Bob Sherman was a Canadian from Canadia.
And this was a man that was manufacturing generic drugs on a mass scale and undercutting many of the big-time players within the pharmaceutical arena and was making lots of money selling these generics, which are basically the same chemical constructs of these drugs at a very substantial lower price.
Well, and look, Google up Bob Sherman.
If you Google up Bob Sherman right now, you know what you're going to find?
He's dead.
He's dead and his wife is dead.
And both he and his wife were found strangled in their own house.
Okay.
So I'm just saying, I'm just telling you folks that big pharma is not a joke.
It is not a joke.
Okay.
So here you have Martin Skrelli.
Let's get back to Martin Skrelli.
He wanted to be one of the big players in Big Pharma.
You know what I mean?
I mean, he wanted to force Big Pharma, you know, to accept him on the table, you know, to accept him as one of the part of the club.
So what Martin Shkrelli did, because Martin Skrelly, believe it or not, had a very big infatuation with pharmaceuticals.
I believe he had a sister that had a certain ailment, and it was he and his investigations and his knowledge into pharmaceuticals that helped his sister, from what I understand.
And because of that, he parlayed his knowledge into pharmaceuticals to actually wanting to be a part of the pharmaceutical game, right?
So Martin Skrelli made hundreds of millions of dollars in the hedge fund.
And he took that money and he bought himself influence within pharma.
And what Martin Shkrelli was doing is he was purchasing small pharmaceutical companies that had just emerged out of the out of the, because there's a pipeline that a pharmaceutical has to go through from inception to development to experimentation to the examination of that experimentation.
I mean, it's a whole long process, okay?
So what Skrelly did was bought a lot of these small little pharmaceutical companies that had pharmaceuticals that were definitely in need in small populations.
And one of them was this AIDS drug, which folks, if you look into the AIDS drug that he bought, it affected the people of AIDS, all the people that have AIDS, less than 1%, less than 1% of AIDS victims have to use this drug.
It is supposed to counteract a side effect of something.
So what Skrelly did is that he bought the drug, and the drug was initially distributed at 70 cents, 80 cents a pill.
But you see, Skrelly understood the game, and this all goes back to insurance.
That's why I keep telling you that we should not have patient-side insurance dictating our health.
That's not health care providers.
Health insurance is not health care.
Please understand this.
Because what Martin Shkrelli did was like, listen, I'm going to up the price to this AIDS drug.
And what happened is, is that insurance is going to pay for the AIDS drug.
Because look, I mean, hospitals have to have this AIDS drug on hand just in case they have some kind of case where they need to dispense it.
You know, the doctor's offices, you know, etc.
I mean, there's a lot of people that use the insurance scheme to purchase these drugs.
It's the same game that these big-time pharmaceutical assholes do.
All right.
Because they know the insurance is going to pay whatever the goddamn pharmaceutical costs.
It's insurance.
It's insurance.
And because Barack Obama forced everybody in America to pay for insurance, just imagine everybody in America, 350 million fucking people, 60 million, whatever it is, 350 million people all paying for health insurance.
And those that don't pay for health insurance are fined at the end of the year.
There's so much money to choose from.
The fucking insurance companies, the doctors, everybody is like literally just spreading it amongst themselves.
And Skrelly understood this.
So what Skrelly did was take the fucking AIDS drug, which is only applied to, what is it, 1% of AIDS victims.
He took it and went from 70 cents per age drug and raised it to like $300 or $400.
And guess what?
Hospitals, pharmacists, I mean, people that were in the insurance game all had to purchase it.
And they weren't paying for it.
It was the insurance paying for it.
And that's why Skrelli came out and said, hey, look, if you're a true AIDS victim that needs this medication, I'll give it to you.
And the reason he was so confident in saying, I'll give it to you, is because he knows it's not going to cost him anything because it's less than 1% of AIDS victims that want this goddamn medication.
He was making money on the health insurance scheme, the health insurance scam that we have in America.
Now, people are going to ask, well, Ghost, okay.
Okay, he was going to get all this money per pill.
from the insurance companies.
What was he going to do with that money?
He said what he was going to do with that money.
He said that he was going to fund the research and development of other drugs, of other drugs that were actually going to do something.
Anyway, listen, I know I lost listeners talking about Skrelly men, but fucking free Skrelly, man.
And you know something?
Because Shkreli knew about this scheme that the pharmaceuticals were doing, and he was using this scheme to try to fund his research and development, that's when...
I'd buy that for a dollar Raldi is a pear-shaped Shut up, all right?
Listen, listen.
Enough Curse Words Free Skrelly00:15:15
That's why you had Skrelly all of a sudden have the federal government come after him.
Because if you take a look at all the major contributors of all the assholes that are in Washington, D.C., it doesn't matter, Congress or Senate.
Take a look at who's donating to them the most.
It's the fucking pharmaceutical companies.
So if the pharmaceutical companies are donating the most to the Democrats and the Republicans, you think it's going to be that hard for the pharmaceutical companies to send the federal government, you know, shit like Robert Mueller's special counsel to somebody like Skrelly.
And that's why Skrelly, if you want my opinion, I mean, it was too much pressure for him, man.
He flipped out and they got him, and it sucks.
You know, it really does suck, man.
And that's why I had to go off on that soliloquy about Skrelly.
And I want to say free Skrelly, baby.
Free Skrelly, man.
Free Skrelly.
Anyway, folks, I'm getting a little, you people have made me too drunk for Christ's sake, man.
I'm going to go ahead and I got to drain the main vein one more time.
As a matter of fact, let me get one more beer.
Let me get one more goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
All right.
Before I drain the main vein, people in the chat room are like, how about some shout-outs?
I'll do some shout-outs, right?
Fredalized, Fazerberian, Void S, Charlie Stole My Beer.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
All right.
I'll do some shout-outs.
Buster in the House, Omelet, Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog, Ryan K, B.N. King.
Hold on, I mean, you guys are going too goddamn fast, for Christ's sake.
Big Tomahawk, Rick Hoover, Dear Freckles' burner account.
I'm not going to say that sick ass name.
Mecho Unknown, German the Frog, Alolay, Waltman, Alte Ant, Six Vinotary.
Vinatari was a chump this playoff season.
They got him good.
Free Mason.
All right, shut up.
All right, shut up.
All right, I'm just saying free Skrelly.
All right.
Odd Eyes, Magician, Bob Tom, Nacho Raj, Flamin' Creation, EQ Chronicles, Hamster Rides, Yoshi Dude, Smizzig, AGM, SNTS, Lightning Note, Raldi, Black Shirt, Red Eyes, Distilling in the House.
What's up, Distilling?
The Ferb guy, Action Capitalist, Spring Trap Games Forever.
There's the Jack Ray, for Christ's sake.
The pear shape is an ideal shape for the body ghost.
You should be proud to be bottom-heavy.
Go shove it up your ass, man.
All right.
It's not okay to be pear-shaped.
I mean, that's what Neil Tyson de Grace said.
We got a fucking pear-shaped earth.
Go ask him.
Jesus Christ.
Gmod guy 2552.
Void S, Deceiver, DJ, D-Mob, The Troll Under the Bridge, Budget Game, Big Steve, Rifle Kick, Big Heart in the House, Aaron Tolman, Mr. Falco Punch, Jesus Christ.
We got Void S, Mike Villanova, Exxon Gaming, Mika Hester.
Another Octo, Night Prowler, Mario, Sonic Boss, Hurricane John, Bacter, Reptilian, Shapeshifting, Master Race.
Go shove it up your ass.
Folk Henny Niggers.
Oh, God.
God.
God damn it, you son of God damn it.
Fucking assholes.
God damn it.
Shove it up your ass, man.
Y'all made me say that shit.
Y'all made me say that crap.
Y'all made me say it.
You know what?
Fuck.
That's enough for the goddamn shout outs, for Christ's sake, man.
Let me chug this goddamn beer.
Go shut it up.
Stop laughing.
Stop laughing in the goddamn chat room, man.
That's not funny.
That's not funny, man.
You understand?
This is why we can't have nice goddamn things, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
We made him say it, LOL.
Fuck you, man.
God damn it.
Screw you, bastard, man.
God damn it.
Get this crap out of here, man.
Get out of here.
Do y'all, y'all want radio graffiti or not, huh?
Y'all want radio graffiti or not?
Because I'm not going to do this crap, man.
You're going to make a mockery of me, man.
I thought we were done, man.
I thought we were done with this crap.
I thought we were done with this garbage.
I thought we had an understanding, huh?
I thought we had an understanding.
And shut up with the pear-shaped crap.
Shut up.
God damn you, man.
God damn you.
God damn you all.
Oh, God.
You assholes are making me drink.
You assholes are making me drink.
But listen, I want to be honest with you, man.
I'm still standing.
All right.
All the troll terrorism, all the cyber verminism, all you assholes that think you're so cute.
I'm still standing.
You trolls will not win.
You trolls will not fucking win.
You're not going to win.
You're not going to win.
You're not winning.
You're not.
Pear shaped, Mrs. Ghost.
I got your fucking.
Fucking ass.
Shut up.
Oh, you're younger than you're going to keep the shit out of the fucking.
Oh, God.
Shut up.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
All right.
I got to take a break.
All right.
And if we're going to do radio graffiti, for Christ's sake, then goddamn it, just sit there and you wait.
All right.
You goddamn wait.
All of you wait.
I got to drain the 15 and a half inch John Hope sausage.
Then I know that your mother and any female that's within the vicinity of the sound of my voice is whacking their goddamn little bean between their legs off like a windshield wiper out of whack, listening to me.
Throw the manly dominance around the internet like it ain't shit.
All right?
I know.
That's why I'm telling each and every one of you, man.
I'm a man, baby.
I'M A MAN!
All right.
Let me take one more hit of the devil's lettuce.
And then we're going to take a break.
And then when I come back, it's radio graffiti.
All right.
When I come back, it's radio graffiti.
Let me take some here.
Let me put a couple more flakes on this bowl.
Just a couple flakes, you know?
Yeah, just sprinkle a couple of flakes on there.
You know, it's got a lot of.
You know, I hope that you people that were listening for the past half hour, I hope that you're understanding, man.
I'm shooting pearls to you people, man.
I'm shooting pearls.
I'm trying to spark synapses in the brains of you people, man.
That's what I'm trying to do.
That's what I'm trying to do.
Let me take this freaking big man.
Get your lighter straight, man.
Oh, yeah.
You gotta let it hit the brain.
You gotta let it hit the brain, man.
Don't let it let it hit the brain.
All right.
All right.
I'm gonna take a real quick break.
And when I come back, it's radio graffiti time, all right?
And shut up.
Listen, all you people in the chat room, I'm still standing.
You trolls will not win.
I'm still standing.
Woo!
I'm still standing.
All right, engineer, let's go.
Let's take a freaking break here for a second for Christ's sake so I can drain the main vein.
And when I come back, radio graffiti, all right?
Don't go anywhere, you ass cracks, all right?
Don't go anywhere.
All right, you're lucky.
You assholes are lucky I'm even doing radio graffiti, man.
You're lucky I'm under the influence of several different intoxicants up in here to make me even want to do this crap.
To make me even continue to want to do this crap.
All right.
Engineer, can you do what I'm can you do this?
All right.
I'll be right back, folks.
Don't go anywhere.
When I come back, it's radio graffiti, all right?
It's radio graffiti time.
I hope we have enough callers.
I hope we have enough callers for radio graffiti because if not, I'm ending this crap.
All right.
Anyway, take me out, engineer.
Take me out of this son of a bitch.
All right.
Wait a minute, engineer!
Are you kidding me?
You just fucking left dead air, you asshole.
You just left dead air?
Oh my God.
I'm sorry, folks.
Jesus Christ, did anybody hear me go and take a whiz or something for Christ's sake?
Did you leave the microphone on for Christ's sake?
God damn it.
Do your goddamn job.
Asshole, man.
I'm not in the mood for this crap.
I'm not in the mood.
All right.
You're lucky I'm even coming back for radio goddamn graffiti for fuck.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I think I've said enough freaking curse words for an evening.
All right.
Oh, God.
Let me go ahead.
Throw.
Hey, Engineer, can you throw the radio graffiti page up, please?
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Listen.
Jesus Christ.
It's about every about that time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti.
That part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call right now.
515-604-9052.
Okay.
And then once the little operator, the little, you know, I don't know, the text-to-speech lady or whatever starts talking, hit that code right there, 844-286.
That code is going to change, baby.
All right.
That code is going to change.
So, you know, make sure that you're always listening to the live show.
And the only way you can listen to the live show is if you follow me right now on YouTube, all right?
And let me tell you, I can't believe it, baby.
I'm on YouTube.
I'm on YouTube, man.
Radio Graffiti YouTube Live Show00:10:42
Big time, baby.
Big time.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And by the way, when you call in that number and hit that code, you will be in queue to be called on Radio Graffiti.
And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that you want to say.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
All right.
It's great, baby.
It's great.
And shut up in the chat room.
I see you, bastards.
All right.
Anyway, are we ready for Radio Graffiti, Engineer?
Well, let's go ahead and get to it, baby.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to Radio Graffiti right now.
And by the way, I mean, you know, if y'all want to hear Radio Graffiti, you got to call up.
You got to call in right now, 515-604-9052.
And then hit in that code.
And once you hit that code in, you will be in queue to be called on for Radio Graffiti.
Let's go ahead and do this.
All right.
Let's stop messing around out here.
Let's stop messing around out here.
And by the way, if you're going to be on Radio Graffiti, make sure that you have, you know, you're close to your phone.
You're close to your mic.
We don't want any Obama phones on this broadcast.
We want to be able to hear what the hell you're doing.
So no Obama phones, please.
All right.
All right.
Love you ready here.
Are we ready, Engineer?
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to some Radio Graffiti right now.
How about who do we have here?
How about Air Code 915, Radio Graffiti?
Hey there, Ghost.
How are you doing tonight?
This is be your pumpkin eater.
Hey, what's going on?
I'm not doing too bad.
I got a little bit of the wacky tobacco.
Go ahead.
Yeah, I was wondering, you know, I look in here in the live chat about all this pear stuff.
And I know you mentioned Uncle Bernie and stuff like that.
Do you think he has a pear-shaped apple, possibly?
I go, shh, you're a sick bastard.
Get this asshole out of here.
Who else do we have here?
How about area code 713 Radio Graffiti?
713, what the hell are you going to do about it?
What are you just going to laugh?
You're just going to giggle like some freaking fruit bowl.
Get this idiot out of here for Christ's sake.
Sounds like Hillary Clinton's bedpan changer, man.
Who do we got here?
How about 615 Radio Graffiti?
Radio graffiti.
The first thing they're going to say is nigger.
Niggers on the top of the mind.
That's the only thing that made niggers valuable, folks.
The fuck off, you stupid dumb idiot.
You son of a bitch!
I never said that!
Get him off!
I never said that shit, Ed!
I never said that, man!
If y'all keep that crap up, I'll get out of here, you asshole!
I'll get out of here!
Keep it up!
Keep you keep that!
You keep that crap up, you son of a bitch!
Who else do we have here, man?
8-6-3, Radio Graffiti.
Wolfman, 13, Radio Graffiti.
I can hear you.
I can hear the guards calling me.
Oh, shut up!
I'm not saying, I'm not saying.
What?
What the hell was that?
What the hell was that?
Jesus Christ.
How about how about 336 radio graffiti?
All right, that's stupid.
Mr. Nigger.
Nigger.
Niggers are the scum of the earth.
God damn it, I didn't say that.
I didn't say that, you son of a bitch.
That's a splice.
Damn it.
Ah, fucking asshole.
That's a goddamn splice, man.
That's a goddamn splice, and everybody knows it, man.
I'm not a racist.
I'm not a racist, man.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I'M A NICE GUY!
That's a fuckin'... God...
UGH!
That's a goddamn splice, man.
I never said that.
I never goddamn said that.
You fucking pieces of shit.
Excuse my friends.
I'm sorry I'm cursing.
I'm sorry.
I'm cursing so much, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I just.
You've heard.
Y'all heard this freaking broadcast, man.
God damn it.
I'm at 512 radio graffiti, man.
This is Spawner, Danny J radio graffiti.
Oh, God.
Radio graffiti.
Y'all hear this?
Y'all hear this?
Why the hell do you think I'm not giving Welcome to my nightmare?
This is why, man.
Fuck you, you fucking asshole.
Fuck you.
Fucking fuck you.
God damn, son of a bitch.
I wish this was your face.
I was just watching your cramped face!
Why I don't want radio graffiti, huh?
And you wonder why?
You're listening to why you're listening to why, son of a bitch.
God, man.
I'm supposed to keep going.
Is that it?
I'm s oh, God, man.
614 radio graffiti, man.
All right, gentlemen.
Are you all ready?
Bring it off.
Oh, yeah.
I guess.
So, how much you're gonna pass?
Four chips.
Fifth chips.
Oh, look.
Ghost, are you sure about this?
I mean, you know what happens if you lose, right?
I will whoop your ass at poker, man.
All right.
Then he has a full-top scurvy pass.
A straight-wash scurvy with the hand.
Go to the little man.
A smothering man.
Ghost has the strip.
Oh, boy.
Ghost, it's gotta come all off.
Then you know what's gonna happen.
Woo!
You son of a fucking bitches, man.
Screw you!
Screw you!
God!
Screw you!
Screw all you!
God damn!
Screw all you goddamn bastards, man!
And you wonder why I'm not having radio graffiti, huh?
And you wonder why you're listening to why!
You're listening to why, you freaking bastards, man!
God damn it!
You're listening to why!
Oh my god, man!
I gotta drink more beer, man!
You all are listening to this, man.
I'm sorry.
You all are listening to this, man.
You all are listening to this!
I need another freaking beer, man.
I need more beer, man!
Give me some goddamn more beer, man!
I don't know how much longer I'm going to be able to take this crap out of me.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Make it.
My voice is all fucked up, man.
We can just get this last beer, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
I thought we had like an understanding, you know, when I was talking here.
You know, when I was talking, you know, I thought we had an understanding, man.
I thought we had an understanding.
But I guess we don't, man.
I guess we freaking don't, man.
Go screw yourselves, man.
All of you just screw yourselves, man.
God damn.
213 Radio Graffiti Night Browler Gradient Graffiti.
You're speaking with Charles Lambert.
How may help you?
Jordan Peterson Calls Grandmother00:15:15
Hey, hello.
Yeah, hi, sir.
How may I help you?
I'm doing good, sir.
Thank you very much for asking.
How may I help you?
What have you called in about?
I've got this phone number on my caller ID here.
And apparently somebody just called my grandmother.
Okay.
Are you black by any chance?
No, sir.
What are you?
You're a Mexican, though.
You're some kind of Mexican descent, though, right?
No, I'm a Vietnam Vietnamese Vietnam that's right.
Sit there and shut your stupid steak and overfruit and his bandex guest the minority hole Jesus quack who is the crap memorized we know what You see, you're a nice guy.
This is what you get substandard help Okay You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna keep your number and we'll call you like at four in the morning and we're gonna we're gonna do what you just did to me right there, all right?
Sure, so you can call us.
Come on, you're rounding proud, Randy.
I bet your pardon.
Come on, you're rounding proud, Rand.
No, you son of a bitch.
You fucking assholes using my fucking voice for break calls, you got stiff stupid fucking asshole!
You're splice my goddamn fuck!
So you do your goddamn break off!
Shut it up, your ass, man!
Is that what you people are doing?
Is that what you're doing?
Shut up, your ass, man!
That's a goddamn splice, and everybody out there knows it.
Everybody out there knows it, man.
Stop doing pray calls with my voice, man.
I'm not even kidding, you fucking asshole!
Asshole!
Assholes, man!
I've had enough of this crap!
I've had enough!
Oh, God.
How dare you, man? How dare you, man? How dare you, man? How dare you?
I don't know.
How fucking dare you, man?
Fucking go.
Oh, you're lucky.
You're not in the damn barroom.
I'm not even kidding.
I would whoop your ass.
Jesus Christ.
706 radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, how's it going?
Who the hell is this, man?
It's Jordan Peterson.
I wanted to call.
I've been listening to you for a while now.
You're Jordan Peters.
Is this the real Jordan Peterson or is this a goddamn troll?
Oh, it's real, all right.
You know, I've been looking at your office overlay, and you got a lot of beer cans.
You know, it'd take you some good advice to clean your goddamn room for once in a while.
Oh, yeah, that's the advice you got for me, huh?
Jordan Peterson, is that the advice?
Yeah, clean your room and, you know, go outside for a bit, you know?
Get this asshole out of get out of here, Jordan Peterson.
I've seen the Vladimir Linen goddamn freaking paintings you got at your house.
I've seen the Vladimir Linen paintings you got at your house, you sack of crap.
You're not fooling me, boy.
You're not fooling me.
Nobody fools me.
Nobody.
Nobody.
985 radio graffiti.
Hey, ghosts.
I just want to let you know, I'm not a troll.
My name is Spencer Rice, and I have two questions for you.
My first question, just say that you are black, and if you are black, which is more offensive, dressing up as in the KKK outfit or blackface?
And my second question is: who do you think is better?
Ben Shapiro, Milo Yeopoulos, or Johnny Longfeather?
You know what?
None of the above, first and foremost.
And secondly, I think that the Ku Klux Klan and the Blackface are horrible.
All right, there's no picking in between.
Are you kidding me?
Come on.
I can tell you this, though.
I can tell you that the Democrats care more about Blackface than they do about black babies.
I can tell you that, my baby.
I mean, you saw it yesterday in the State of the Union.
Y'all saw it, right?
I mean, that's why the president said that we're going to denounce as a country, you know, the late-term abortion of babies that are eight or nine months in the womb.
But of course, you saw the Democrats sit down on that one, right?
Y'all saw that, right?
They sat down on that one.
So anyway, I can't believe I'm doing radio graffiti for Christ's sake.
How about 214 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, ghost, I just wanted to say, shout out to all the duelists out there.
I'm looking out for y'all.
Are you the asshole that's been doing this Yu-Gi-Oh duel shit?
Yeah, you're sitting there putting a goddamn large piece of furniture up your anal passage.
I can hear you now.
Good God, how about Jesus Christ?
314 radio graffiti.
314.
Hey!
Of course.
Well, you know what?
You're too late.
You're a Helen Keller deaf mute, and you probably had a couple of fingers up your shit funnel.
I could tell by how you were gleefully laughing.
Like, ha, Sound like you were sitting on a G.I. Joe with a condom on it.
All right.
How about 872 Radio Graffiti?
802 Radio Graffiti I never said that.
Shut up.
That's the splice.
That's a goddamn splice and everybody knows it.
I never said that crap.
Shut up.
I'm tired of you splicing bastards, man.
I'm not joking.
Stop that crap.
Stop it.
Stop it now.
Jesus Christ, you're lucky you even have radio graffiti.
You're lucky you even still have radio graffiti.
You son of a bitch.
You're lucky.
You're lucky.
I'm only going to take a few more of these stupid goddamn calls for Christ's sake, man.
Good God, man.
619 Radio Graffiti.
Can you hear me?
I can barely hear you.
Why don't you talk up a little bit?
Well, Ghost, I know you're not in the best of health, man, but when you die, will you invite us to your funeral?
You're not invited.
Nobody's going to be invited to my funeral.
How about that?
How about that?
You know what's going to be played during my funeral?
How about that?
Goodbye to Rome, man.
CA!
Goodbye to friends!
You know what I'm saying?
That's what's going to be played on my fucking funeral for Christ's sake.
Nobody gives a crap about me.
Nobody's ever given a crap about me my whole goddamn life.
You think I think I've got crap?
How about 315 radio graffiti?
I mean, the only N-word that we drop on a daily basis at my house is niggers.
Goddamn niggas are the goddamn niggers who the goddamn niggers are the goddamn niggers who the goddamn giggles are.
God damn it, shut it off!
Shut it out of there!
Shut this crap!
Shut it out of it!
Shut it down!
Shut it off!
Shut it!
Look at it off, man!
Is this what you all want with radio graffiti?
Is this it?
IS THIS SHIT, HUH?! HUH?! HUH?!
GOD!
I can't stand you, bastards, man.
I can't stand you, bastards, man.
Oh, God, man, I'm taking, I'm only gonna take a few more of these, man.
I can't do this.
I mean, even under the influence of alcohol and tetrahydrocannabinol, man.
I can't even get through this crap.
I can't.
I'm only going to take a couple more of these, man.
You guys are assholes, and, you know, I hate you.
I'm sorry.
I hate you.
Oh, my God.
712 radio graffiti, man.
Hey, Ghost, Captain Sham, how you doing?
The hell?
What do you want, man?
Hey, I just want to tell you, you should quit smoking.
It's bad for your teeth.
Yeah, go shoving up your ass.
How about that?
How about a little bit of that, you ass cracker, man?
How about that?
Shoving up your clogged up pooper.
Jesus Christ.
Who is this is somebody from out of the country?
What is this?
What is this?
Nation code 6-1 radio graffiti?
Hello.
Who are you?
You need to talk to your psychiatric doctor and sort it out, man, because you really do have a problem, eh?
I got a problem?
You think you could diagnose me?
What's my problem?
You are so fucking stupid, you fucking limito.
Get this goddamn kangaroo banger out of here.
Go go bang a kangaroo and stick a platypus up your ass.
I'm not in the goddamn mood.
You understand?
And sorry to my fans in freaking Australia.
Just, you know, Jesus Christ.
713 radio graffiti.
You son of a bitch.
This is my show.
And I hate you as my idea.
I never said that I hated Yiggers.
You sick sir.
Damn it.
Get out of here.
No, get out of here.
I never said that I hated Yikes.
I hate Yiggish.
I hate Yiggish.
Yikes.
Yikes.
Get me.
Get it!
Get him out!
Get this god!
Damn!
God!
Stupid racist bastard!
Enough!
Enough of the racism, man!
Enough!
I've had enough, man.
I'm taking freaking.
I'm only gonna take a couple more, man.
And that's it!
That's it!
And that's it!
And that's it!
863 radio goddamn graffiti!
Phenomenous Radio Graffiti, Meme Amaro, Radio Graffiti, 518 Radio Graffiti, 412 Radio Graffiti, 863 Radio Graffiti.
All right, get it, get that cra- Get it out of here for Christ's sake, man.
Freaking ear raping on goddamn radio graffiti, you sack of crap.
How about uh Jesus Christ?
How about 989 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, go some guest.
Who the hell is this?
It's me, Herbert, so I want to know if you grab someone with my Valentine.
Also, if he says yes, tell him I have a pair-shaped dick.
All right, get this sick asshole.
I know who you are, you son of a bitch.
Shut up.
How about 352 radio graffiti?
Obama, PC, free your graffiti.
Show it up, your ass!
I don't have a goddamn Obama PC, you son of a bitch.
All right, and let me tell you something.
All you trolls, I'm building the ultimate gaming computer right now.
And the reason I'm doing it is so I can own all you trolls.
All right, not only are you forcing me to drink, not only are you forcing me, you know, I'm gonna beat you.
Hey, that's a splice that just played off the air, man.
I know.
Did you hear that splice, man?
I mean, good God.
Yeah, absolutely, man.
But hey, I guess that's the internet trolls for you.
But anyway, Ghost, aside of that, man, I'm glad to hear that you're feeling fine.
You made a comeback at the end.
It was a pretty shitty start.
Of course, you made it back up and you made yourself fine.
And you did the show.
And I'm very happy you did.
And I heard about the state of the union with President Trump.
Heard it, listened to it.
Absolutely love it.
The president's speech was just beyond amazing.
And it's such beautiful.
It's beautiful, man.
I really loved every bit of it.
And I can't say, I just don't wouldn't understand what any American would really hate Trump at this point, especially when you saw all the Democrats that, you know, that were sitting and they were not applying when Trump says anything positive.
I mean, they're just a bunch of assholes, and I just can't believe it.
I mean, what's up with that, man?
I hear you.
Hey, BN King, man, thank you for calling in.
And I agree with you, man.
These people are a bunch of pieces of crap.
I don't understand.
After yesterday's State of the Union speech, which was the greatest, the greatest State of the Union speech in American history, I don't understand how any leftist can say they hate Trump.
I'm not even kidding, man.
I don't understand it.
And you know what?
I don't think they even understand it because they're a bunch of butt monkeys.
They're a bunch of idiots.
Let me take one more swing and I'm taking one more call and I'm out of here.
All right.
518 radio graffiti.
This is Sparter radio graffiti.
Not just Trump.
Not just Trump.
We can catch it.
I'm not mad.
You want me to run?
I'm a bitch.
You're trying to make me look like a fucking idiot, you son of a damn it!
Through you!
Goddamn!
God!
God damn it!
It's just by your radio graffiti, you asshole!
God damn it!
I'm tired!
Get the crap out of here!
I'm tired of you making me look like an idiot.
I'm tired of making you...
You're making me, man.
You're making me and my show look like a mockery.
I'm getting out of here, engineer.
Stop the goddamn radio graffiti, man.
And the radio graffiti, man.
End it now.
Goodbye.
Yeah, good.
Goodbye, it's right.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Stick a goddamn fork in me.
I'm done.
God damn it, man.
this garbage and I got all over this bad crap!
Oh, this crap.
I got all of this goddamn place, man.
God damn it.
What a goddamn episode 17.
I know I wasn't really in a good mental place here for a second in this goddamn show.
But I want to tell each and every one of you, all right, all you people.
I told you, you trolls wouldn't win, huh?
I told you, you trolls wouldn't win, man.
I'm still standing.
I'm still standing, man.
You trolls thought you won episode 16.
You didn't troll me today, man.
I'm still here.
And I'm still standing.
I'm still strong.
I'm still brute, you asshole.
Shut up in the chat room.
You trolls didn't win shit.
You didn't win nothing.
All of you didn't win nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!
I'm still standing, man.
I'm still standing.
I want you all to understand that episode 17 was the episode that Ghost showed his nutsack, man.
That ghost showed, man, that he showed the trolls.
Ghost showed the trolls.
You may think you're stronger, but my nuts hang much longer.
Much longer and longer, man.
I'm still standing.
I'm still standing, man.
And let me tell you something.
I don't know.
I mean, I'll be back.
All right.
You know what?
I'm going to be honest with you.
I'll be back on Bowler Friday.
Rage quit from Radio Graffiti.
Looks like we won.
Shut up, Jackler.
You didn't win shit.
Shut up.
I'm about to end the show.
It's the last person I want to hear from is goddamn Jackler.
Shut up.
I'm still standing, man.
And let me tell you something.
I'll be back on Bowler Friday.
And I don't know what channel I'm going to be broadcasting from.
I'm gonna be honest with you, right?
Goddamn now.
Buy that for a dollar.
Shut up, quick bitch.
We went.
You don't win shit.
You don't win, goddamn.
Shut up.
You don't win nothing.
You don't win nothing, man.
You don't goddamn win nothing.
Don't you understand that?
You don't win nothing.
You don't win nothing.
I'm still standing.
I'm still here.
You trolls will not win.
You trolls will not shut up in the chat room.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I'm winning.
I'm winning.
Goddamn sons of bitch.
Look at my office.
Look at all the crap in my goddamn ghost.
But the trolls did win.
Shut up, BN.
That's not the real PN cake.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I'm ending the broadcast right now, alright?
And listen.
God.
Just listen.
Shut up in the chat room.
You didn't win nothing.
Shut up.
You didn't win anything.
I'm still standing.
I'm still standing with heart, man.
With fucking heart.
I'm still standing.
I'm still standing.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Can't stand in a wheelchair.
CANCERA WHILE- I HATE ME GODDAMN I DON'T TAKE THIS HAND SHUT UP MAN Just shut up.
Shut up.
I'm getting out of here, man.
And you're going to have to follow me, man, because I don't know what channel I'm going to be broadcasting this Friday on, man.
So you're going to have to be following both channels, man.
This channel and the other channel on Ghost.report, man.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
A good boy and end the broadcast.
Do as we say.
You are our puppet.
No, shut up.
I'm ending the broadcast because of me.
Because I want to end the broadcast.
Not because of you.
Not because of you.
You didn't win shit.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I'm kidding.
Just shut trolls, Huntington.
Shut up.
I win.
You don't win nothing.
Get me out of here, engineer, goddamn it.
And shut up, pear-shaped martyrs.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
I'm getting out of here.
And I'll be back Monday.
And shut up, trolls, in the chat room.
You didn't win shit.
You didn't win nothing.
I'm still standing.
I'm still standing.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Get me off.
Fucking asshole.
Get me out of here.
Get me out of here.
I'm tired.
Get me out.
Get me out, man.
This Friday the end stocks will drop.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
I'm getting out of here, man.
And shut up in the chat room.
You don't win.
You don't win anything.
I'm still.
Oh, Jesus.
I'm still standing.
And I'm out of here.
Alright?
Screw you, trolls.
And shut up, man.
You don't win nothing.
I'll be back on Friday, man.
I'll be back on Friday.
And you know what?
I'll still be standing then.
Just like I'm standing.
Now, shut up.
You didn't win nothing.
Shut up, man.
The trolls won big time ghost.
They didn't win nothing.
Shut up.
That's not the real Donald Trump.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Fucking assholes.
Ha ha ha.
Get me out of here, engineer.
Get me out of here.
Get me out of here.
Get me out of here and shut up, trolls, in the chat room.
You don't win nothing.
You don't win yet, and I'm still standing.
You don't win the- GET ME OUT THAT HERE, ENGINER!
GET ME OTARE!
Get out of the stupid fucking mis Goddamn crap and I'll get off!