Ghost hosts the Saturday Night Troll Show, condemning paint sniffing while debunking UFOs and criticizing Apple's iTunes split. He mocks streamers like Life's Maverick and Bjorn, engages in racist tirades against Black people and Mexicans, and defends Trump against Democrats. The broadcast devolves into explicit sexual propositions, including gangbangs, and aggressive radio graffiti interactions before Ghost storms off after six hours of chaotic trolling. [Automatically generated summary]
And of course, I am your host, the man they call ghost.
And this is episode five of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Spread this link around the internet and throughout the world.
And let everybody you know, let them know that the Saturday Night Troll Show is in effect and in the house.
Spread it around like wildfire.
You're damn right.
Episode five of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
And guess what?
It's the first of the month, baby.
June 1st.
The trolls are getting ready for the summertime.
You're damn right.
Saturday night, man.
I can't believe I'm spending my weekends with you damn trolls, baby.
Good God.
Spread this troll show around, baby.
It's Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night troll show.
Episode five, baby.
Episode five.
All right, go ahead and take the music out, Engineer.
Take the music out for Christ's sake.
What's going on, folks?
I want to thank you very much for tuning in to the Saturday Night Troll Show, episode five.
The trolls are getting ready for the summertime, baby.
And I hope that you're having a good Saturday night.
I am trying to have a good Saturday night.
I would like to remind everybody that you damn trolls are lucky I'm even here after the kind of garbage that you trolls did on the ghost show this whole goddamn week.
But you know what?
Because I didn't do a Saturday Night Troll Show last Saturday, I felt as though I was obligated to do one today.
Hold on, what is this?
Aesthetic.
Oh my God.
Hey, mate, I was right pissed by that awful troll last night.
I decided to let some steam off to go out and celebrate Pride Month.
Wait, celebrate Pride Month.
Oh, dude.
That better not be the real aesthetic, dude.
Seriously, you know, I never got to talk to Aesthetic.
I have to have us talk.
I mean, dude, celebrating Pride Month with big cock tea girls.
I mean, hey, to each their own.
I'm just, you know, this clopping crap is really what really concerns me about you, okay?
So anyway, cheers to everybody out there.
It's Saturday night, all right?
The field of local live.
Ghost welfare check.
Oh, my God.
Wake up, wake up.
It's the first of the month.
Listen, I don't collect a fucking welfare check.
I've never collected a damn government entitlement in my damn life, and I never will.
You want to know why?
Because I'm a damn capitalist.
All right, I'm a capitalist.
I don't need to be accepting no goddamn government dole entitlement, boy.
What do I look like?
One of these millennials out here that are begging this Wang Chung guy for a thousand bucks a month?
Fuck you.
Fuck you, Saturday Night Wheelchair Show.
Let's not start with that crap.
And Virginia Beach Gun Show for two bucks.
I think that's a little too soon.
I mean, hell, it didn't stop you idiots yesterday from doing those damn Virginia Beach trolls yesterday.
So what difference does it make?
All right.
Anyway, with that being said, all right.
With that being said, I want to say thank you for tuning in with me.
Spread this show around the internets and throughout the world.
We get no type of viewer support from the current platform that we're broadcasting in.
And, you know, rightfully so.
The Capitalist Paint Troll Rant00:15:45
We are kind of risque, to say the least.
So everybody who listens to this broadcast live is purely because of the word of mouth.
So if you really do like this show or you hate this show or whatever, go ahead and hook it up.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
Hey, folks, thanks for reaching out.
We raised $3,000 in paint sales to celebrate.
That's not funny, dude.
That's not a funny troll.
All right.
I mean, you know, sniffing paint is not something to be trolling about.
You're going to have some of these damn tards out here believe that, hey, wait a minute.
I can sniff paint and I can get high.
And let me cry.
And then, you know, it's going to, they're already going to brain dead themselves even more for heaven's sake, man.
They already have a relaxed brain.
I mean, every time you sniff paint, you're killing your brain cells, boy.
You're killing your brain cells.
Jesus Christ, man.
What is this?
Virginia Beach got CIA'd.
Oh, my God.
Star of David and Mossad helped to star of David.
CIA'd.
Why would they get CIA'd?
Lupin III.
Hey, Ghost, happy Saturday.
I really want to know your thoughts and the mainstream media slowly revealing and confirming UFO sightings.
Fake news.
I want to be honest with you about UFOs.
I don't believe in UFOs.
I think that any kind of UFO phenomenon is definitely based in this world.
Some kind of military operation of some sort.
Big ghost, time for some Saturday night hilarity.
Here's a good idea.
Thank you, Big Capitalist Daddy.
I appreciate that.
But to Lupin III, I don't believe in UFO sightings.
I think that all the UFO sightings have been, you know, counter-psychological warfare by militaries all over the world.
And I just don't believe it.
I don't believe it.
Now, have we seen certain phenomena that like are lighted orbs and that just kind of go and come out of the sky?
Have they been captured?
Yes.
Are they terra firma type of alien?
For instance, are they of physical matter like you and I understand?
I don't think so.
Okay.
I think that there's a little bit more spiritual things going on there.
Alien ghost confirmed for alien chill.
I'm not.
Wait a minute.
I'm not an alien shill, dude.
I don't believe in fucking aliens.
I don't believe in it, man.
All right.
I don't believe in this shit.
Hey, ghost.
It's been a while.
Glad to be listening again.
After I hopped in the chat last night, Distilling sent me a message and convinced me to try huffing paint.
Not you.
Oh, my God.
By the way, another reason why I don't really believe in the whole alien crap, just in case y'all are wondering.
Did you watch Speed Racer in your younger days?
No, I did not watch Speed Racer in my younger days, for Christ's sake.
Are you kidding me?
Speed Racer.
Look, this is the reason.
This is one of the many reasons, but this is one that came into the news here recently.
Put the PC shot on.
Tell you, look at this.
Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people to aimly probe them while disguised as an alien.
Like the others, I've got my paint out too.
But unlike these trolls, I believe one of the most valuable investments you can make for the money is home improvement.
Especially can you shut the fuck up about this goddamn paint troll, dude?
It's not funny, man.
All right.
It's not funny.
Anyway, put the PC shot on.
Once again, Texas Man admits to kidnapping 79 people to aimly probe them while disguised as an alien.
All right?
Oh, my God.
Get to media share Shekel Goblin.
Hey, I'll get to it in a minute.
All right.
We're going through some things right now.
It's a free four-match Saturday Night Troll show.
Don't tell me what to do.
Now, I want to read some of this so you people understand that all this alien hoopla is a bunch of garbage.
All right.
This is out of El Paso, Texas.
Oh, Beta O'Rourke's neck of the woods.
A man who was arrested by the FBI yesterday has confessed to kidnapping and sexually assaulting several dozen people while using costumes, drugs, and special effects to have his victims believe that they have been abducted by aliens.
Okay.
73-year-old Arnold White was arrested after a joint investigation led by the Federal Bureau of Investigations, the El Paso Sheriff's Office, and the El Paso Police Department.
Ah, Jesus.
What now?
For Christ's sake.
Dark Me Magician Girl.
At this rate, your entire fan base is going to be sniffing paint.
It's needed to make this show.
I do not encourage sniffing paint.
Do not sniff paint.
All right?
You're an idiot if you sniff paint.
All right?
The man in the article is ghost.
Wake up, sheeple.
Shut up, all right?
Just shut your mouth, all right?
I'm just trying to show you that all this alien crap, you hear all these people, I got abducted by an alien, and they beam me up into a ship, and then they tied me down in some kind of a medical facility, and then they pulled out this probe and stuck it in my anal cavity, and they took all kinds of tests and took fecal matter and all this crap.
It's people like this, dude.
It's people like this.
Here, put it back on the PC shot.
Here, it's people like this.
Originally interrogated about four crimes committed in the region in the 1990s.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Remember the paint llamo.
Paint sniffers rise up.
Fuck you and the paint sniffing crap, you idiots, all right?
Don't sniff paint.
Hey, ghost.
Happy Saturday.
Hey, what up, L?
A-L-M-A.
Hey, cheers to you, L.
I appreciate that, dude.
In the field of local.
What the hell is this?
Hey, chat.
I think I got this right.
Man, this feels weird.
What?
What?
Distilling convinced me to try to get it.
No, no more fucking paint sniffing.
Dude, I do not condone this.
I want everybody to ghost you need to be able to do it.
No, no, no.
This is not fucking funny.
All right, dude.
Shut up.
Look at this.
The paint get fucking paint gang.
The fucking paint gang.
Paintbrush, paintbrush, paintbrush, You gotta be fucking kidding.
Shut the fuck up.
Paintbrush, They got an emoji for a fucking paintbrush.
I'm sick of you idiots talking to me an emoji for heaven's sake.
All right, shut up.
Shut up for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Sniff paint.
Anyone that doesn't is an idiot.
And hey, we're not doing 15 buckers today, dude.
We're not doing 15 buckers today.
We don't do that on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
All right, I mean, why do you all idiots do this?
Do you think the rules don't apply to you?
Oh, my God.
Ghost, give up the weed and sniff paint.
What the fuck is up with this paint fixation, dude?
What is up with your fucking idiots and this paint fixation?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, for Christ's sake, dude.
Paintbrush, paintbrush, paintbrush, paint brush.
Can you shut the fuck up, dude, with the fucking paint?
This is starting to piss me off.
You're lucky I'm even here on a Saturday Night Troll Show, for Christ's sake, man.
Paintbrush, paintbrush, paint brush.
All right, all right.
Shut the fuck up with the fucking paint shit.
Shut up.
Oh, my God.
Spermy the paint.
What is that?
What was that?
A paint palette, paint palette, paint palette, paint palette.
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Beer today, paint tomorrow.
Listen, dude, this is not a funny troll, okay?
This is not a funny troll whatsoever.
For you people to be sitting here and trying to troll that it's okay to sniff paint is worse than that fucking Mexican asho contributing to the delinquency of a goddamn eight-year-old.
All right?
I've had about enough of this crap.
Enough of the fucking paint trolls.
This is not something to be fucking trolling about.
This is going to fucking be an all-night fucking shind gig, isn't it?
The Saturday Night Paint Show.
Is that what the fuck this shit is?
Paintbrush, paintbrush, paintbrush, paintbrush.
Shut up!
In the field of local live.
Wait a minute, that ain't the real M cook.
Oh, my God.
Let's be like, bro, that ain't the real M cook.
Give me a break.
Come on.
That's not the real M cook, dude.
In the field of local live.
Let's stop.
Let's stop the paint shit.
Let's stop this paint palette, paint palette shit.
Look at it.
Saturday night paint sniffing show.
It's what they're fucking calling this.
Thank you.
Patiently waiting.
I'm not having a great night, obviously.
This is ridiculous.
This is getting ridiculous.
Here's Diablo.
Oh, my God.
What's your opinion on emulation?
I believe if you want to save your games permanently, make room and companies not making HD remakes of classic games, then it's fine by me.
Uh, you've got a little bit of a point there.
I mean, everybody likes to be nostalgic, though.
Everybody likes to be nostalgic.
Let's be like Virginia and paint the town red.
Oh, Jesus.
Bob Ross.
Yeah, real fucking funny.
Yeah, Bob Ross.
I'm Bob Ross.
What we're going to do here is we're going to put a nice little tree right here.
You know, a little nice happy tree right there.
And what we're going to do is we're going to go ahead and hook it up with a little bit of a little lake.
A little lake with a nice little water.
He's a little water singing over there.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
And who are the two idiots that donated two bucks?
Yakass.
Why am I blocked on chat?
You want to know why?
Because you were probably spamming or you probably did something that I told the engineer to get rid of.
All right.
And you're just, that's the way it is.
All right.
Capitalist Cuckhold, my wife is currently having a train.
Fuck you.
All right.
Shove it up, your ass.
All right?
In the field of local video games suck.
Sniff paint instead, paintbrush.
Video games suck, but sniff paint instead.
That's fucking fresh.
All right.
In the field of local.
Play my 15 bucker.
I knew it was you, dark me magician slut.
You see, you women, you just don't think that the rules apply to you, do you, huh?
I said no 15 buckers, and you know, here you go.
Here you are.
All right, folks.
We're just going to take our phthalo green, and instead of placing it on the game, I knew it was going to be a fucking Bob Ross text to speech.
For fuck's sake, dude, come on.
Oh, that's great.
All right.
Hey, Bob Ross never sniffed pain, asshole.
All right.
He never sniffed paint.
Hey, listen, dark me magician girl, you should know better, okay?
You should know better.
Wasn't me.
Check the emails, Tard Lol.
Like, I have enough time to be checking the fucking emails for Christ's sake.
All right, somebody said it was you, and I figured it was you because you're a woman that does not respect the rules.
You think that I'm a woman, and I've got me a meat wallet in between my legs, and I can do whatever the fuck I want.
I've got a meat wallet, huh?
And my meat curtains hang down below my knees, and I can do anything I want.
Jesus Christ.
And who the hell donated two bucks for Infowars.com?
You know, I don't like Alex Jones.
He's been ripping me off for over 11 years, and I'm tired of hearing you people trying to troll me with this son of a bitch.
Do you understand?
Jesus Christ.
Now, look, I am not accepting 15 buckers.
All right, but I'm going to make an exception here because, you know, you got everybody in here saying, oh, you know, he's scamming him.
So I'm going to play this only one.
No more 15 buckers after this.
Do you understand me?
No more 15 buckers after this.
In the field of local live home idiot.
What the hell is this?
Michekels, Ms Shekels?
Go shove it up your ass for Christ's sake, Michekels.
Oh my God, what the fuck did you donate, dude?
You want me to play this?
You want me to play this?
You're making so little sense right now.
Are you sure you haven't started sniffing pain?
Jesus Christ.
What is this the Saturday night primer show?
How long?
Can you shut the fuck up about the paint?
I'm sick and tired of that shit.
What, dark me magician girl again?
Local live, home entertainment.
Oh my god.
Be a man and don't do 15 bucks.
Oh, no, this broad is going to talk about me being a fucking man.
Are you kidding me, broad?
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up, dark meme magician.
Girl, don't talk to me about being a damn man.
You want to see a man?
Then get your ass in the fucking kitchen where you belong and get acquainted with some damn kitchen appliances and make me a sandwich and do it butt naked, bent over backwards, you dumb stupid broad.
Don't be sitting here talking garbage to me.
Telling you, some of these women, they need to be physically put back in the kitchen, in my personal opinion, all right?
Jesus Christ.
All right, look, this is the 15-bucker here.
And listen, this is how sick you internet people, you trolls are, for Christ's sake.
Sick Internet People and Sexism00:02:42
What is this?
Hold on, what is this?
I've been a fan since 2010.
I tried to help you by giving you advice by finding the right VR headset and helping you reach out to your community.
No need to assume I'm a troll.
Take a hit with me, ghost.
I'll take a hit in a minute.
All right.
I'll take a hit in a minute.
Now, what I'm going to do is I'm going to play this 15-bucker that was donated by dinner time.
And look at this.
This is internet.
This is fucking sick internet people, dude.
This is sick internet people.
All right.
Go ahead, put the PC shot on.
This is what Dinner Time wanted us to view.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look at the time wasted.
All right.
What did I tell you guys yesterday about intellectual capital?
This is what they're doing on their off time.
This is what they're doing.
Okay, I'll go make a sandwich in the kitchen if you stop sniffing the paint in it first.
What are you talking about?
I'm not sniffing fucking paint, you dumb bro.
I'm not sniffing paint here.
All right.
Anyway, by the way, that's the internet right there, folks.
That's the internet.
That's the internet.
There's an imposter impersonating dark meme magician.
Don't make me call the kosher Nostra on whoever is in person.
Kosher Nostra?
The kosher.
It's La Costa Nostra.
What the hell are you talking about?
Kosher Nostra.
We're not talking about hot dogs here.
All right, meme magician.
And somebody put $2 hot?
You think that was hot?
Dude, you're sick, man.
You guys are a bunch of sick bastards for Christ's sake.
I'm not donating anything.
Any more from me from this point on is a fake.
Oh, yeah?
Now you're trying to play mind games like a typical broad, huh?
That's all you broads are good for.
Playing games, huh?
Are you going to play games now?
It's not me.
It wasn't me.
It's not me.
Just shut up and get me a fucking sandwich in the kitchen.
All right, woman.
And like I said, make it butt naked, bent over backwards, all right?
Do something useful for Christ's sake.
And look, people are calling me a sexist now.
What?
I'm a sexist because I'm telling a woman how to be productive instead of going out, becoming a fat, jelly-ass, slovenly snorlax, getting themselves some kind of a degree in women's studies and doing nothing but being a barista at a goddamn coffee shop.
I mean, I'm a sexist for that.
Let me tell you, I'm telling women and try to direct women back in the kitchen so they can be more productive.
All right, so they can make a decent contribution in life instead of being a bunch of blowhards that expect everything to be done for them and avoiding responsibility.
iTunes Is No More News00:09:09
In the field of local live halls, just saying.
All right.
Yeah, someone is definitely impersonating dark meme magician.
She's over here sniffing paint with me, so there is no way she could be doing this.
This is not funny, man.
Those people should try kills primary.
It's not fucking funny.
This sniffing paint shit is not a funny bitch.
All right, I'm tired of this shit.
Oh, my God.
Enough of the paint shit, all right?
That crap is terrible for your body.
Before you know it, you're going to end up with a bunch of people.
I know this is a sickness.
Yeah, I knew it.
I knew it was a fucking wheelchair shit.
I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
Shut the fuck up.
Good God, man.
I'm trying to get to some things out here.
I want to talk about some things, but you fucking assholes won't let me talk.
So listen, let me fucking talk out here.
Stop talking about paint.
All right.
Stop talking about all this ridiculous nonsense.
It's the Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Troacho.
So let's stop with this whole garbage about, oh, I'm sniffing pain.
And oh, yeah, it's feeling great.
Oh, yeah.
Give me a goddamn break for Christ's sake.
All right.
Now, let's talk a little technology since you trolls are a bunch of tech nerds out here.
Local live homemade.
What the hell is this?
Oh, my God.
Ghost the draft.
I fuck you, asshole.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Now, let me give you some Apple news for all you folks that have iPhones and Apple computers and whatnot.
Apple is going to be killing off iTunes.
iTunes is finally going to be no more.
You understand?
They put the PC shot on.
Take a look at this.
Apple is killing off iTunes after years of all-purpose clunkiness, computer crashes, and unwanted YouTube albums, and the occasional experience of actually listening to and enjoying some music.
Apple has confirmed it's finally putting its fabled iTunes Media program out to pasture.
How do you like that, huh?
How do you like that?
I mean, let me tell you, iTunes, I know what Apple was trying to do.
They were trying to monopolize music.
All right, no, I'm not going to fucking, I'm not going to do your stupid email fucking list.
They tried to monopolize music.
They tried to dictate what music you could or couldn't have.
I hated iTunes.
I think iTunes was a waste.
Thank God it is coming to an end.
All right, now, per Rolling Stone, the company will be replacing the software with a trio of apps allowing users to access their TV, music, and podcasts separately.
All right, that's local.
What is this?
Get to the media share now, you juvox.
I am.
Get to the fucking media share.
I'm going to get to the media share in a minute, all right?
Shut up.
I'm giving tech news here, asshole.
I'm giving tech news here.
Macho Taco, hey, ghost, I'm at Camp Anarchy Festival.
And if any of you are here, I'm on the tenth with Do Not Resuscitate written on it.
Oh, my God.
Ghost, why don't you get back in the factory and get acquainted with some factory media?
Go shove it up.
I'm a businessman, all right?
I'm a businessman.
I employ people.
I'm in the game pound.
I'm impersonating me.
All right.
I'm not some assembly liner over here.
I'm a businessman, boy.
Don't you be sitting here talking that garbage.
Press God in the chat to fuck Arya Stark.
Who the fuck is that?
Who in the hell is that?
Jesus Christ.
I'm sitting over here.
I'm trying to shoot some fucking news to you people.
I'm trying to tell you folks that iTunes is no more.
Thank God.
And it looks like Spotify and Pandora and all these other music applications have literally killed the iTunes era.
All right, let's go ahead and read a little bit more and then we'll move on to something else, okay?
Now, per Rolling Stone, the company will be replacing the software with a trio of apps allowing users to access their TV, music, and podcasts separately, just as they do on companies, on the company's unstoppable killer army of sleekly designed personal devices.
But while we won't necessarily mourn iTunes, a program that often felt like it was trying to do a million and a half things shittily instead of a handful of things.
Well, it's worth taking a second look to think about how massively the program and its connected storefront altered the face of music publishing over the past 20 years.
I don't really give a shit about that.
All right.
I don't really give a shit about that.
The bottom line is iTunes is over.
All right.
So if you're one of these smucks that buys these little iTunes cards so you can give out to grandma and grandpa and shit, ain't going to be working anymore, baby.
Ain't going to be working anymore.
So there it is.
All right.
There it is right there.
So all you Apple fans, I hope you're heel kicking.
And by the way, did you hear that the latest iPod, the latest version of iPod, let me go ahead and look this up.
The latest version of iPod actually now has a headphone set.
Now, have you remember that?
Remember the iPod?
This is what Apple was trying to do.
They took off the headset so you'd be solely dependent on iTunes for your goddamn music selection on any iPhone, iPad, iPod, etc.
Here, here it is.
Here it is right here.
Let's go ahead and put on the PC shot here in a second.
Hurry up and load up for Christ's sake.
What kind of a two-bit operation?
What kind of a two-bit media operation is this?
All right, here it is.
Go ahead and put on the PC shot.
Here it is right here.
No, block this shit.
Anyway, why does the new iPod Touch have a headphone, Jack?
Look at that.
Look at that, huh?
Look at that.
Hey, ghost.
Hope your night is going well.
Someone decided it would be hilarious to pretend to be me earlier when they were paintingly waiting.
Whoever is doing this shit is probably doing all of the paint donations.
They're doing all these fucking paint cables.
I wouldn't doubt it, dude.
All right.
I don't doubt it.
Ghost, what is going to happen to all the ghost shows I downloaded off of iTunes?
I don't know.
I was never on iTunes.
I didn't give any consent for me being on iTunes.
How the hell am I on iTunes?
I didn't give any fucking consent for me to be on iTunes, for fuck's sake.
Poly the polar bear.
Well, how the hell are you downloading me off iTunes, dude?
I never fucking okayed anybody to fucking put my podcast on iTunes.
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
How long until Apple's dead, I say two years they'll be selling their name to be put on cheap cameras and trinkets.
You know, that's a very good point, none, but Apple has a tremendous amount of cash on hand.
I mean, they have a lot of cash on hand, and that's why they've been in the lap of luxury in their laxadaisical design approach on every time they release a new product.
Every time they release a new product, they just put like one or two little things on it, and that's supposed to justify the expense of getting a new phone.
And they have taken advantage of their so-called Apple culture that was built carefully by Steve Jobs in which, you know, you got these stupid hipsters that think they're so fucking cool.
Because look at me, I've got the new iPhone.
I camped out in front of the store for fucking two weeks straight and took a shit and piss in a goddamn jug just so I can get the first one.
Huh, you like that?
And listen, unless people start waking up and realizing that Apple, in my opinion, okay, my opinion, Apple has been ripping off its customers for years.
The field of local live home entertainment.
Oh my God.
KGB Revolver, yeah, I've got some of your old episodes on iTunes.
I forgot how they got there, but they're there.
Yeah, you know what?
I didn't okay that shit, okay?
I didn't okay that crap.
All right, now listen.
The reason Apple can do this is because, first of all, they calibrate all the hardware because everything that's put in any of their devices, any of their PCs, it's manufactured and developed through them exclusively.
So that means they purposely try to calibrate all the hardware together so it can run efficiently without having any kind of problems and crashing or, you know, kind of hardware conflicting with each other like many of the PCs do.
And because of that, that's why they could put in a substandard processor with substandard RAM, with substandard graphics cards, and it all works together.
It works together because they collaborate all this.
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god.
Substandard Hardware Conflicts00:08:03
Jesus Christ.
I just thought I would give you a donation before I cease to exist on the show for a while.
Oh, yeah, what's wrong?
Here's a vid you'll want to see.
Cheers.
Oh, what's wrong?
Why are you going away?
Why are you going away?
Is everything okay there, King Demo Plan?
Oh, Flamo, is everything okay?
You know what?
You got me curious.
I'm going to go ahead and see what the hell this is.
Okay, Oflamo.
Let's see what the hell this is.
All right.
What is this?
All right.
And he's signing off for a while.
Hope he's all right.
Let's go ahead and take a look at this.
What is this crap?
What is this?
Oh, my God.
I listened to your show in iTunes back in 2011 on my iPod Nano.
Blog Talk Radio had it set up to where you could download its podcasts through iTunes.
It wasn't ever on the iTunes store, though.
All right.
Anyway, what is this?
All right.
What is this?
Well, hold on.
What is this crap?
Put it on the damn PC shot here.
What is this?
To provide legitimate proof that he actually said what he did.
All right.
All right.
Nobody needs to hear that.
All right.
Shut up.
All right.
Just sit there and shut your mouth.
All right.
All right.
I played your stupid video.
Just sit there and shut up.
All right.
All right.
So what?
You're going to sit here and you're going to splice crap.
All right.
Great.
All right.
Great.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Yeah.
N-word, N-word, N-Word.
Hey, Tijuana genius.
I mean, I didn't believe, I can't believe Blog Talk took it upon itself to just go ahead and put it on iTunes.
All right.
I mean, give me a goddamn break.
I didn't okay anybody.
All right.
Anybody on iTunes for Christ's sake.
All right.
Hey, and shut up.
I'm not doing 15 buckers as it is.
I'm not doing 15 buckers as it is.
So was Granny Alvin, a prostitute from Vietnam.
If so, she was probably gang raped by American GIs.
You cannot fucking talk about my granny.
Let me tell you something.
You idiots last night on the ghost show, episode 63.
You assholes last night literally trashed my grandmother, and you all thought it was the fucking funniest thing than Chris Farley.
I mean, you thought it was the funniest fucking thing in the world, man.
Just sit there and shut up.
All right?
Just sit there and shut the fuck up for Christ's sake.
Don't talk about my granny.
I keep telling you, my granny was a pious woman.
All right.
She never cursed a day in her life.
All right.
Whenever she made food for us young'uns and we had anything left over, she'd take it over to the neighbors and give it to them, baby.
She was one of the most pious womans I've ever seen in my life.
She was a pious woman.
All right.
Anyway, look, I'm trying to let you guys know about some technological stuff out here.
Okay, the new iPod Touch 7 is going to have an is going to have a headphone jack now.
Wow.
And I don't know why anybody likes Apple stuff, but they do.
You'd be surprised, dude.
You'd be surprised.
Now, let's talk a little bit of VR because you know I'm waiting for the HTC Viv Cosmos or Vive, whatever the fuck it's, whatever it's called, for Christ's sake.
All right, let's go ahead and what the hell is this?
Pooter the clown.
Hey, why did you donate the same shit that the dude says for Christ's sake?
Pooter the clown, huh?
For Christ's sake, all right?
You know who I am?
I'm in the field of live local entertainment.
Oh my god!
Anyway, let's go ahead and talk about some VR.
Let's go ahead and take a look at the Oculus Quest.
This is the, I guess, upgrade from the Oculus Rift.
Let's go ahead and take a look at the PC shot.
Super hot VR sales on Oculus Quest are 300% higher than its 2016 riff launch.
Hold on, what?
What is this?
Oh, my God.
She's probably rotting in hell.
Filthy whore.
You fucking piece of shit.
You know, you talk a lot of garbage over the internet.
I guarantee you, you wouldn't be talking that bullshit in front of my face, talking about my granny like that, you fucking troll.
I tell you, damn right now, boy.
All right.
I tell you, damn right now, I would conjure up the spirit of Ike Turner and leave you on the floor in a puddle of your own blood and piss just like Tina.
So I'm telling you right now, just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth before you get into your fucking some serious trouble.
You know, before your mouth fucking writes a check that your ass can't cash, boy.
You understand that, boy?
In the field of local live home.
What the hell is this?
Go to calls and answer 630.
I would love to talk VR with you, ghost.
Well, hey, we're going to get to that in a second.
All right.
I want to talk a little bit about some things here.
All right.
Because VR is obviously taking off.
This is why I'm looking forward to buying a VR system for Christ's sake.
Wait a minute.
Man, I just came to say goodbye and I get called Oflamo.
Maybe I should have outlined that I have a job unlike Oflamo.
I got shit to do.
I'm unable to waste my time on you anymore.
Well, that's great.
Oh, you know what?
I mean, here, here.
You see this?
This is me rubbing my fingers together for the fucking smallest violin in the world, but like I actually give a shit, you fucking drama queen.
All right.
Hey, your autism is showing.
All right.
You're on.
You know, you fucking autists make me sick about your fucking feelings.
Kill my feelings.
You're hurting my feelings.
Meanwhile, I've got you people talking about my wife, talking about my granny, saying I'm a fucking wheelchair fucking cripple, saying that I'm going to lose my teeth, saying I'm an overgrown shekel goblin.
I mean, on and on and on, for Christ's sake, man.
And you fucking people sit here and fucking, oh, my feelings, and oh, I need a therapist, and all my feelings, and meh, meh, meh.
Jesus Christ.
Nefara 822 says the iPhone 1 through 6 were pretty good.
Everything else sucked.
I think the iPhone sucked a cock when it came out.
I think it was substandard crap.
All right.
Substandard crap.
Anyway, let me continue going before I get rudely interrupted again here.
Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on here.
All right.
Super hot VR.
Oh, Jesus.
What the hell kind of retarded ad is that?
Oh, there's a baby.
Hold on.
Oh, my God.
It's true.
Your grandma was pie ass.
Her pie ass was really something.
All the jungle monkeys loved that big OL pie ass.
You know what?
No, no.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Don't talk about my granny.
Don't talk about my granny, man.
I'm telling you, you fucking trolls.
I know.
I know you.
I fucking know you.
And I'm telling you right now, you keep talking about my granny.
We're gonna have a serious fucking problem.
All right.
And I know you sons of bitches that are out here, you think you're so fucking hardcore.
You think you're so such an edge lord, flapping your goddamn fucking Pop-Tart written fingers on the keyboard, talking malarkey against me, my family, my granny.
I'm telling you right now, boys, don't have your mouth write a check that your ass can't cash, boy, because I'd stomp a mud hole in your ass, I'd kick it dry, then take a dirty diarrhea crap in it, and all you can do is walk back at me with a brown smile about it, you fucking pieces of garbage.
And that ain't no goddamn threat.
That's a promise.
You understand that?
That's a damn promise.
So sit there and shut your mouth.
I'm talking about virtual reality here on the Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night troll.
Let's go ahead and get back to this here.
All right, let's get back to this crap here.
All right.
Surface VR Headset Gameplay00:04:25
Now, Super Hot VR was one of around 50 titles available when Oculus Rift or Oculus Oculus New Quest headset arrived last week.
Excuse me.
Despite stiff competition, the development team says sales were 300% higher than when it first launched on Rift.
All right.
The developer.
Oh, geez.
Why?
Why?
That's Man Beer Pig.
Ghost, I think it's great that you had such a good relationship with your grandmother.
I, however, didn't have that with mine.
She was an awful woman who forced everyone away with just plain nasty behavior.
Oh, that sucks.
I invite all trolls to insult her memory instead.
Oh, well, you got open season on Man Beer Pig's grandma.
Look, I know that there's old people like that.
They're pricks.
You know, they should have died years ago and they're upset.
They're upset that they're alive.
Wave, so what you gonna do if we keep calling or talking about your whore granny bitch?
Yeah, nothing.
Bro, you don't want to know.
All right.
You don't want to know for Christ's sake.
All right.
You don't even want to know.
So just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth before we have some serious fucking problems.
And I'm telling you right now, we're going to have a serious goddamn problem if you sons of bitches keep doing this shit.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
All right.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, the bottom line is that SuperHot had sold 800,000 units across Rift.
All right.
So it looks like, you know, Oculus is doing some, you know, is doing their thing.
Now, I am confused on what VR set up to purchase.
Now, the only reason that I'm after the Viv Cosmos is because I've seen a lot of gameplay utilizing the HTC Vive or Viv, whatever the fuck it's called.
And there's a lot of cool gameplay on it, but then you've got these other VR systems coming out.
You've got the Valve Index, which everybody is anticipating because of Steam and Gabe Newell and all this other crap.
The Oculus Quest now, which is, of course, owned by Mark Cuckerberg and the Facebook folks.
You've got the HTC, which I just mentioned previous.
And we've actually got some other ones too, folks.
We've got some other ones here.
We've got the Surface VR headset.
Have you heard about this one?
Surface VR headset.
Let's go ahead and take a look at the PC shot here.
Here it is right here.
No, it isn't the Holohens.
It's HoloLens.
Excuse me.
It's a Surface VR headset.
Microsoft getting into the game.
Thomas Alvin is an Alex Jones wannabe.
His wife, Rachel Alvin, is Vietnam whore.
He is go fuck yourself.
Everyone call him Tom.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Anyway, once again, Microsoft is getting into the game.
Who would buy this?
All right, let's read a little bit about this, all right?
My brain oscillates between being excited about the prospects of a Microsoft-branded VR device as well as the disappointment caused by this product's conceptual nature.
Honestly, AR is the future, and while we're still figuring out how to make VR better, I don't see VR being used as anything other than an escape from reality.
AR or mixed reality, the technology that HoloLens is built around, which I think sucks, believe it or not.
I don't think they even have augmented reality close, close to being viable at this point.
It's all theory.
It's all a bunch of trailers that make things look better than they are.
But I don't think that augmented reality, I think it's got a ways to go.
Let's put it that way.
Is much more suited for life-changing, job-changing activities, from having medical students perform mock open heart surgery to engineers virtually controlling drones that can fix aircraft engines from within.
That doesn't mean Microsoft shouldn't chase VR.
This surface VR concept by Max Dahl, rather cleanly following the Surface's quilateral-loving aesthetic.
In fact, the VR headset front facade built with Microsoft's logo looks virtually exactly like the Surf series of laptops.
Virtual Bar Brawl with Trolls00:04:38
What the fuck?
What?
Nigger.
You fucking interrupted me to say that, you fucking racist piece of shit.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, the conceptual Surface VR packs, two cameras located at the top left and right corners of the front face.
Although there are spaced much farther apart than the human eyes, which seems to be one of the details that's gnawing at me.
Other than that, the Surface VR comes with buttons as well as track packs on both sides of the left and right temple, allowing you to intuitively and easily cycle through VR content without the need of a remote.
What?
Again, I apologize for taking your granny to the metal shed.
Shut the fuck up about my granny.
All right, asshole.
May God rest her soul.
Reminds me of the time I took down the album.
Shut up.
I have a good show ghost.
Yeah, real funny blackler, you idiot.
Man, here's another one.
Talking about my granny.
Everyone, press R in the chat to rape Granny Alvin in the ass.
Oh, you fucking piece of shit.
All right, you fucking piece of garbage.
I'm telling you right now, you're lucky I don't know who the hell you are because if I did, I'd take a plane trip over there.
I'd beat your ass, bang your mother, drown your goldfish, and kick your fucking dog, you piece of shit.
I'm not even joking around.
You don't talk about my granny like that.
You understand?
You don't talk about my granny like that, you piece of crap.
Fucking ungrateful pieces of shit over here trying to talk about my granny.
What?
Oh, my God.
I reserved a valve index, whatever the fuck that means.
Looking forward to meeting you and kicking your ass in fantasy.
Oh, yeah, let me tell you something.
I would love to have a damn virtual bar brawl with each and every one of you fucking trolls.
I'm not even joking around.
I would enjoy it so goddamn much.
I would beat the living be Jesus out of all your asses, and there ain't nothing you can do about it, boy.
You understand that?
Jesus Christ, you people, I'm telling you, your mouths are fucking writing checks that your stupid dumb ass can't catch, boy.
And I bet you, most of your asses, if you fucking dropped your drawers and did the mooning session and we saw a good shot of your ass, it probably looks like a pepperoni pizza because it's got pimples all over the son of a bitch.
So sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
I don't want to talk about any of the garbage that you trolls are trying to come at me with right now, all right?
I'm not even joking around.
That's why I want to get into VR.
If we were in a VR setting right now, I'd be able to beat every one of your asses.
All right?
I'd be able to punch you in your virtual face.
All right?
I'd be able to throw you in a fucking dumpster.
You understand?
And that goes for you, Dark Me Magician Curl 2.
I'd be slapping you around, all right, in virtual reality, and there ain't nothing you can do about it.
Instead, find your way to a virtual kitchen and learn how to fucking make a goddamn few meals.
All right?
So I'm just going to sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
Tired of you fucking trolls, man.
I'm sitting over here.
I'm wasting.
Listen, listen, listen.
I wasted a Friday night yesterday with a ghost show with you people.
I'm sitting here now on a Saturday night wasting a Saturday night.
It's almost 10 o'clock.
I could be at Twin Peaks right now watching some fucking combat sports.
All right.
Eating some ghost pepper wings, drinking 32-ounce ice-cold glasses of beer, and watching some 19, 20-year-old scantily clad piece of fucking ass serving it to me.
Instead, I'm over here fucking around with you, stupid dumb trolls.
You know, I'm over here fucking around with you, dumb trolls, for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Look at Dark B Magician Girl now.
Oh!
So you'd fight me in Second Life?
I'd love to see that old crippled vet gets assisted.
Oh, let me tell you something.
I would whoop your fucking ass.
It would be a pleasure virtually whooping your ass.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Granny's journal.
Tyrone's cock was like that of a dog's in that it had fucking piece of shit.
You fuckers, man.
I'm telling you, you fucking guys are pissing me off.
You're going to make me in this fucking show, dude.
You're going to make me in this show, and everybody's going to get pissed off about it.
And you can thank these people that are talking about my granny for it, all right?
You can thank these fucking people that are talking about my granny for it.
Whooping Ass in Second Life00:03:06
Now, listen, I really do want to get to the VR situation.
I really want to buy one.
I'm just waiting for the HTC Vive Cosmos because it looks like it's a badass machine.
We went over it on past Saturday night troll shows.
And there's a bunch of reasons why I want to get into VR.
Aside from the gaming component, what?
There's a VR game called Drunken Bar Fighter.
You're damn right.
You're placed into a virtual bar and you can use your surroundings like bar stools and that's exactly what I need for these fucking trolls.
You can drink beer too, of course.
That's what I need.
And it's multiplayer, so you can fight the trolls.
You're damn right.
That's what I'm waiting for, man.
And let me tell you, many of the inner circle have already gotten a VR setup.
Some of them have gotten the Oculus.
Some of them have gotten the field of local live hall.
It's Captain Desi.
Oh, my God.
Since you're into VR, you can get Halo Recruit, which is free.
It's not as complex as the traditional Halo games.
So you can play Halo.
You can play Halo and virtual reality.
That'll be pretty fucking cool.
That'll be pretty fucking cool.
Cheers to Captain Desi.
Some people have got the HTC Vive.
Some people have got the virtual reality system that is connected to the PlayStation.
I didn't even realize that they had a virtual reality situation in the PlayStation.
Hey, Ghostler, love your show.
Keep those pieces of asses coming.
Keep those pieces of asses come.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Keep the pieces of asses coming.
Ice bank chilled Rand.
What the fuck does that mean?
Anyway, another reason why I want virtual reality is to have a new way of viewing things like sports.
Have you seen what Intel has done with its virtual reality cameras?
They put the VR pop, powered by Intel, at the latest, or one of these fucking NBA games, okay?
And you can literally watch the NBA game live in real time as if you're there on the floor watching it yourself.
And I think that throws a whole new component into viewing the game.
Moreover, I also think that it throws a whole new business model for the NBA.
I can only imagine how much they're going to charge for that type of access, but still, it seems rather exciting.
Let me go ahead and put a PC shot on.
This is what it's going to look like.
Take a look at this.
Take a look at these.
Look at these massive VR cameras.
Intel massive virtual reality.
Look at those monsters, dude.
Here's Chris Webb.
He's going to look inside.
Look at this.
Oh, this is amazing.
Right now, I'm on an angle where the floor is right.
Look at that shit, dude.
Oh, wow.
You're there on the floor.
And you're purely watching.
You can't play with some of these guys in the game because it looks like how your head's turning, how you're looking.
It's unbelievable, man.
No matter where you sit, no matter where you've been, you're always going to experience this.
I mean, that is awesome.
Valve Index Controller Madness00:14:44
All right, turn it off for Christ's sake.
We don't want to hear Chris Weber, for Christ's sake.
He's a disappointment.
Never fucking won a damn title anyway.
All right.
Way overpaid for Christ's sake.
All right.
You were in Sacramento for I don't know how many years and those poor people were waiting for you to do some shit.
You didn't do nothing.
But anyway, I think it's badass.
All right.
I think it's badass and I can't wait for it.
And people are telling me, hey, ghost, don't wait for the HTC Viv.
Get the index.
Oh, my God.
Chapter 3.
After Tyrone left, I felt the need for a nodded cop.
Jesus Christ.
I tried several, and I mean several other people.
Now they're making fanfics about my granny.
You see this shit there?
They're making fanfics about my granny.
I eventually had a litter with.
Had a litter.
Had a litter with.
Oh, my God.
Violin, violin, violin, violin, Shut up.
I'm not a feels bad man.
I'm not a feels bad man.
So shut the fuck up.
Jesus Christ.
I'm sitting over here trying to shoot some technological pearls in your face.
And you motherfuckers down here, you don't even care.
You know what I'm saying?
don't even care for christ's sake man jesus christ i'm telling you you you all make me sick all right You all make me sick.
Anyway, look, I want to talk a little bit more about VR because I can't wait.
I want to get a damn VR.
I just don't know which one to get, dude.
I just don't know which one to get.
All right, let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
Let's talk a little bit about Valve Index.
Valve Index is new.
No, block the shit.
All right.
Hey, get off my screen with these ads.
All right.
Windows 10, suck a cock with it.
All right, what?
Oh, my God.
Will you play any horror titles once you get your VR set?
Of course.
May I recommend a couple, such as Until Dawn and Dungeon Nightmares?
That's the point, dude.
I want to feel VR games that are going to make me feel scared, uncomfortable.
And that's the point, man.
Anyway, thank you for the suggestion there, Lucifer.
Let's go ahead and get to this.
Valve Intex's new VR controllers feel like the future of gaming.
So this is why people are like, ghost, you know, consider Valve Index.
Come on, man.
The most interesting feature in Valve's new virtual reality system is how the controllers work in your hands.
Now, as you can see, there they are.
And these controllers can actually sense your fingertips as they move up and down.
So you could actually have that grabbing sensation in the virtual reality world, which is very, very interesting.
I'm a high-five, I'm high-fiving a robot, excuse me.
I make a fist.
I'm sticking up the middle finger.
I see my fingers wiggle on virtual hands in front of me, all five digits.
It's also, it's almost like I'm wearing virtual gloves.
Setting up a VR system isn't a new thing for me.
I'm used to putting on headsets and diving into new worlds, but every once in a while, there's something surprising that changes the game.
Valve Index, a new high-end VR system arriving soon.
Yeah, we've been, I mean, everything's arriving soon.
Does the, does that with its unique controllers?
I've set up the Valve Index here in CNET's New York office.
CNET is still around?
Jesus Christ.
And have just been using it for the past few days.
The system arrived when I was in Toronto last week, so I'm catching up fast.
It has a nice high-resolution display and a larger than typical field of view, which is interesting.
But what does Valve's newest VR hardware do for the PC landscape that already has the Oculus Riff S, plenty of Windows VR headsets, and the HTC V Vive?
Excuse me.
It's all about the controllers.
So you see, now you sons of bitches are making me consider this fucking Valve Index, even though Gabe Newell is going to put more money in his fucking pocket.
If you've ever used any PC connected VR before, Valve Index is mostly a familiar proposition.
It works with Steam VR, no surprise.
And the hardware is compatible with the HTC V Lighthouse sensor boxes, which is also helpful.
Interesting.
The kit I received has a Valve Index VR set, two Knuckles Index controllers, and two base station sensors, which can track a larger maximum play area than the original base stations.
The Valve Index controllers are totally odd looking, but it makes a lot more sense when you put them on.
They're nicely designed.
A comfy padded band stretches across the back of my hand.
And the button adjusts and an elastic cord to keep it snug.
The plastic grip and buttons perch on a top with triggers feel like an evolved version of the V controllers.
And they do look like an evolved version of the V controllers.
But the grip and the elastic band mean I can let go of my hands, wiggle my fingers, and each contract separately.
What?
Violin, Are you interrupting me for that?
Violin, violin, violin, Shut up with the fucking violin emoji, you asshole.
Shut the fuck up!
Violin, violin, Shut up, already.
Violin, violin, violin.
All right, we got violin, violin.
Shut up!
Jesus Christ, I'm sitting here.
I'm trying to talk here.
I mean, I mean, now I'm confused.
Now, I mean, should I get the VR index that's made by Valve or should I wait for the HTC Cosmos, man?
I don't know.
I don't want to get the Oculus Riff because I don't want to put more money in Cuckerberg's fucking pocket.
All right, he's already had enough, but I'm confused.
I don't know what to get.
All right, I do want to get a VR setup because I'm serious.
I want to meet some of you trolls in VR so I can give you an Ike Turner backhand.
I may even get an Ike Turner virtual reality avatar, you know, blackface.
He's, you know, have the pimp walk and, you know, maybe have a virtual cane and all that other shit.
And then when I approach you damn trolls that have been talking garbage to me all these years, I could start virtually whipping your ass.
All right.
And I'd love a barroom set up so I could take a bottle and break it over your head.
You can feel the local live home entertainment.
What is this?
Ghost, I've owned an HTC for over a year.
I am literally paying $5 of my own money to say this.
Get the Valve Index.
Really?
Better resolution and FOV.
Get it.
It'll change your life.
Really?
I mean, I mean, the Valve Index.
The Valve Index, for Christ's sake.
I'm telling you, I'm going to get one of these things.
Look, everybody's saying, get the index, dude.
Look at this.
Dime Fat Daryl.
Dime Fat Daryl is saying go for the index if you want the premium experience.
Well, Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Now, I mean, now I've got my mind changed.
And now all of a sudden, instead of me wanting to get the HTC Cosmos, I'm starting to consider this goddamn index.
Now, the question is, to anybody who's out there, when the hell are these things going to be released?
You know, when the hell are these going to be released, for Christ's sake?
Oh, my God.
Mitsua Nutpack.
Hey, ghosts.
Sorry I haven't been on here for the Saturday Night Troll Show before.
So I don't know the rules and such.
I saw something that might interest you, but if you're willing, no, I'm not doing, dude.
Don't do 15 buckers.
Do not do 15 buckers.
We're not doing that tonight.
We do that on the Ghost show, and that's about it.
All right.
Anyway, Jesus Christ, now y'all changed my mind on the Saturday Night Troll show to potentially get a goddamn valve index.
All right.
And not to mention reading that article and, you know, seeing the virtual motion of the fingers on the controllers also makes it very interesting for Christ's sake.
So goddamn it, dude.
God damn it.
All right, man.
I'm just all right.
Look, I'm sorry that I'm sitting here sounding like I'm under some great thought, great thinking, but I really do want to make a move on one of these goddamn VR systems.
And now everybody in here is saying, hey, Valve Index, Valve Index.
What is this?
Ghost can't fight.
Oh, my God.
Seriously, you can't fight a hundred of trolls coming at the same time.
Oh, yeah?
I bet your cripple ass will fall down in real life as we kick you around.
Yeah, you ain't gonna kick shit around, you piece of crap, all right?
The field of local live home entertainment, oh my God!
It's okay.
It's a VR-related thing.
You might want to check it out.
Mind if I send the link anyway?
All right.
I'll do one 15 bucker, okay, if it's VR related.
But it better not be something where, hey, look, look at this.
It's VR related in some fucking anime fucking cartoon getting anal raped or some shit.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You know what?
Before we move on to any more tech stuff and, you know, then we're going to move on to some media share and all this other shit.
Before we do that, it's Saturday night.
So you know what time it is.
It's time for more beer.
Oh, my God.
Let's get some more goddamn beer up in this son of a bitch.
All right.
All right.
Hold on.
Before I pour my beer, let me take a look at this link.
And look, it better be some VR-related news.
Because if it isn't, I'm going to be a pissed off son of a bitch.
I'm telling you that right goddamn now.
All right.
What is this?
What is this here?
Oh, you fucking piece of shit.
You fucking p Captain Autism's fucking goddamn uh this is not this is not virtual reality you fucking piece of crap you fucking pieces of goddamn crap oh my god oh jesus christ wait a minute i mean i'm just uh I mean,
I mean, I don't even know if I should even, oh my God.
I'm not playing this.
I'm not playing this, dude.
All right, you got some fucking cow getting its ear chopped off.
I'm not doing this.
You can go fuck yourself, all right?
How about that?
I'm not playing it.
You can go fuck yourself, Captain Autism, all right?
I'm not playing it.
I'm not gonna fucking play it.
I'm tired of this shit.
And you all can say scammed all you want to.
You can go suck my fucking schlonghead because I said that this damn video better be something VR related.
But no, it's this fucking outer circle bullshit.
Go fuck yourselves.
I'm not playing any of this crap.
You can go fucking fuck yourselves.
All right.
All right.
Too bad.
If you don't like it, go suck it.
All right.
I told you I'm not doing 15 buckers.
You tried to fool me and say this is something VR related.
And I told you, if it ain't VR related, that we're going to have some fucking problems.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not even joking around.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
I'm just shoving up your ass.
What?
What?
Oh, my God.
I'm not.
I'm not doing any of that shit.
Go shove it up your ass.
I'm not playing none of it.
I'm not playing none of it for Christ's sake.
Stupid son of a bitch.
I'm not playing none of it.
No.
And if you try to charge back, I'll be more than happy to send PayPal the fucking video you wanted requested.
How do you like that?
Of course, you'll take it down like a fucking fruit bowl.
I'm not doing that.
You go shove it up your ass.
All right.
All right.
Anyway, let's go ahead and continue.
Okay.
I wanted to talk about some other things here.
I mean, one thing I wanted to talk about, I know some of you gamers out here are in love with goddamn Call of Duty.
Well, did you know that Call of Duty Modern Warfare, it's coming out October 25th and features cross-play support.
Cross-play support.
Jesus Christ.
I just clicked on a goddamn link.
How many ads do you have in one fucking goddamn article?
Look at that.
Put the PC shot on.
Look at this fucking shit.
Look at how many ads this shit has.
Are you fucking kidding me?
VideoGamer.com?
What a fucking...
You're calling me a Sheckle Goblin for...
For fuck's sake, get the shit out of here.
Oh my god.
Jesus.
Listen, I don't get ad blocker because I understand that people need, you know, some method of obtaining your shit.
You know what I'm saying?
It's not having its ear chopped off.
It's a Texas longhorn being dehorned.
It's a from a farming video on YouTube, you fruit.
Maybe you're not as Texan as we thought.
I don't cut fucking horns off longhorns.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
And by the way, I don't want to play it.
You fucking outer circle idiots can go advertise your little mental retardation on your own fucking time.
All right?
All right.
You can go fucking, you know, advertise that shit on your own time.
I'm fucking tired of you fucking people.
I'm not even joking.
I mean, you guys are fucking cringe lords and it makes me sick.
All right.
So go fuck yourselves.
How do you like that?
Anyway, March 20, or what is it?
October 25th.
The new fucking Modern Warfare.
I know everybody's loving it.
All right, call of duty.
Streaming Homeless Vagrant Streamer00:02:36
Uh, anyway, let's move on.
All right, I want to talk a little bit about some streamers here.
Now, one streamer I want to talk about, it's some fat homeless vagrant.
Believe it or not, we've got homeless on the uh on streaming.
You know, we got homeless men streaming.
We've got the homeless streaming for Christ's sake.
Let me show you what I'm talking about here.
All right, now this person that I'm about to feature, he calls himself life's maverick.
Okay, he calls himself Life's Maverick.
Now, why am I featuring this idiot?
Because this guy is a homeless vagrant and he gets on the YouTube streams in an attempt to kind of goat people into believing that, man, I'm having a bad life and you know, this and that.
Let me let me tell you something else.
In the field of war, let me tell you something else, all right?
Oh my god, oh, hey, you managed to roll your ass out to do a fifth troll show for finally getting better.
Go shut up, all right?
Since we're talking games, what was your opinion on the Amiga?
I don't fucking listen, Evil Mira.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, all right?
All right, I don't play games, all right?
That's why I'm waiting for VR.
I want to be physically into the game.
I don't want to be sitting on my ass, getting my damn thumb and fingers bruised, tapping a bunch of damn buttons, all right?
Anyway, life's Maverick, this waste of human life.
Only in America can you have a fat, homeless vagrant who streams live on camera, begging for donos so this idiot can go have another fucking meal.
And I don't know what he did.
Anyway, look, if you're not knowing who I'm talking about, uh, it's Salmon Andy.
For all you CX fans out there, Ice Poseidon had found this guy.
Uh, I think one stream when he was out in the ghetto trying to make like a homeless encampment or something, some fucking stupid, retarded shit like that.
Anyway, he found this idiot.
He's a fat, loudmouth Cuban piece of shit.
And you know, most of the time, Cubans are actually rather capitalist people.
They're not bums, they're usually not bums on the street, but this asshole is a bum on the street.
And literally, for the past year and a half, two years that this idiot's been streaming, this guy has literally seen his teeth rotting out of his face.
He looks disgustingly slovenly and dirty.
And the one thing I wanted to show you is that he's homeless.
Fat Cuban Bum on Laptop Feet00:08:34
And he was usually on the boulevard.
He went to, I don't know, Seattle and Portland for a little bit.
Now he's in some mountain range somewhere.
All right.
He's in some mountain range thinking that he's, I don't know, fucking some idiot.
I don't know what he's doing.
All right.
He's a fucking tard.
Anyway, he, I don't know, broke his ankle on a mountain and he had to have fucking some helicopter come in, take his fat ass off the mountain.
And lo and behold, he's injured.
And I don't know, somebody gave him a fucking, I don't know, I don't know who gave him a van, but he's sleeping out of a van now.
And, you know, he was, he was streaming a couple of days ago saying, man, I need your help, man.
My fucking, my ankle's broken, man.
I can't walk on it anymore, man, and all this shit.
And I just wanted to show you this guy's feet, okay?
I wanted to show you this guy's feet.
Now, go ahead, put the PC shot on.
Look at this disgusting human specimen here.
And I just wanted to show you this guy's feet.
Hold on, let me let me go ahead and let me go ahead and get to he's going to show you his feet because he's trying to show you his ankles, but just take a look at this guy's feet and tell me what's wrong.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Here it is.
Okay.
Here's Selman Andy.
Take a look at these feet.
Take a look at these feet.
Take a look.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
So.
Look at these feet.
You can see I still have a lump of food.
Look at these feet.
Put it on the toes.
Put it on the toes.
It's still a lump, dude.
What the hell is that?
My foot is out of position.
What kind of sick foot is that?
I can rotate up to here and I can't go no further.
Because the whole thing is.
Maybe you should turn some fat off your fat ass.
I feel massive fucking pain back here.
Like, it feels like bone-to-bone contact.
It feels like my ankle is holding my foot from rotating this way because of the cut of the position.
So I can go up to here.
That's as far as I can go.
Look at these sick feet.
If I go this way, I have to show the other feet.
Show the other feet.
All right, nobody cares.
Show them both.
My ankle is still fucked, dude.
I have a torn ligament.
Dude, it's fucked.
Here, here, here it is.
Here's where he shows them both.
Here he is.
Here's the other one.
You can see that's my ankle bone right there.
Look at those feet.
Pause it right there.
Look at these feet.
Look at.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, my God.
Oh my God.
And what a sniff.
What you're sniffing this fucking homeless vagrant feet.
Look at these are homeless feet right here.
Look at this.
Look at this.
He later says, because people are like, oh, my God, those toes.
I mean, take a look at the fucking comments.
Look at this.
Oh, my God.
Those toes.
There's a snag of fucking swelling right there.
Your toes.
Both of your feet are disgusting.
I mean, it's fucking obvious.
Anyway, the reason he says that his feet are like this is because his parents would give him hand-me-down shoes that didn't fit him.
So he'd have to like shove his fucking foot into a goddamn shoe.
And lo and behold, look at this.
I mean, you've got this toe that had to like squeeze itself out of existence at all.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Chris Farley lives.
All right.
Look, I'm not doing any goddamn YouTube videos.
All right.
And yeah, we understand Chris Farley.
We, you know, rest in peace, all that other shit.
Anyway, I just wanted to show you these fucking feet.
This guy's name is Life Smaverick.
Here's his channel.
All right.
And this guy is literally a homeless vagrant that is trying to get donations.
Hold on a second.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Hello, there, old chum.
I'm not a goblin.
I'm not an elf.
I'm the gnome god, and you've been trolled.
Oh.
That's great.
Yeah.
I'm gnome and you've been gnomed.
Yeah, real funny.
Anyway, I want to tell you a story about this guy because this guy was a part of CX at one point, okay?
This guy was a part of CX.
And Ice Poseidon had some compassion on this dude.
I don't have a foot fetish.
When I saw these feet, I couldn't believe that feet actually can be so deformed like this.
All right.
I can't even, I can't believe that feet could be this deformed.
Anyway, he was a part of CX.
And because he was homeless, Ice Poseidon had a little bit of compassion for him.
And that's the thing about Ice Poseidon.
He helped the wrong people, but that's a whole other debate.
He helps this Solomon Andy idiot get like 5,000 bucks in donos, right?
5,000 bucks in donos.
Now, you would think, considering that this asshole is a homeless vagrant, he'd go out and find some shelter.
He'd go out and find some clothes.
He'd go out and help himself find a job.
No, you know what this idiot fucking spent his money on?
An apple laptop.
An apple laptop, which I don't even think he has anymore because I think he lost it or got stolen.
But that's what this fucking moron did.
All right.
In the field of local live.
I mean, that's what this asshole did for Christ's sake.
All right.
That's what he did.
That's what he did.
For Christ's sake.
No animals.
All right.
I mean, give me a damn break.
$5,000 Ice Poseidon helped give this son of a bitch.
$5,000.
Local live home.
And what does he do?
What does he do?
He goes and buys a goddamn Apple laptop.
For heaven's sake.
Oh, my God.
Tight cap to ban Captain Deci.
All right.
Shut up, Captain Autism, you piece of trash.
Jesus Christ.
And you know, everybody that in your little circle over there, Captain Autism, thinks that you're a fucking tard.
You know that?
I'm not even joking.
I've got people mailing me on goddamn ghost.report saying, look, Captain Autism, he's got a few screws loose.
You know, he's not all there.
He's kind of half a tard.
And I've seen a picture of you, dude.
You're a fruiter.
So you must got the AIDS and the AIDS deteriorating your brain.
And that's why you really have no real mental facilities going on for Christ's sake.
All right.
But anyway, look, they give this guy $5,000.
And instead of going to help himself, he goes and buys a fucking laptop, Apple laptop.
And everybody who donated to him is like, wait a minute, you're going to buy an Apple laptop?
You're going to buy it.
You're homeless.
You know, you don't have any food.
You don't have any clothes.
Why are you buying an Apple laptop?
And he tried to justify it by saying, all right?
He tried to justify it by saying that, well, dude, you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to edit videos.
I'm going to edit videos so that I can make some money.
You know, I mean, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to go and make money editing videos.
He didn't do any of that shit.
He didn't do anything.
He burned his capital.
He bought like, I think he bought like a fucking $500 backpack.
He bought some fucking shitty boots.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Typefoot, if you think Joe has a foot fetish.
Anyway, look, let me get my beer for Christ's sake.
I just wanted to let everybody know that this is what streaming has come down to.
We now have homeless people streaming, for Christ's sake.
We've got homeless people streaming.
And now people that watch him, they're not donating to him anymore because they don't want to contribute to some fucking idiot who's out here fucking doing nothing.
Local live home.
Shut up.
Oh, my God.
I don't dox anybody, you stupid moron.
All right.
People have brought him to my attention.
All right.
You know, fucking Jackler and his crew have brought him to my attention and said, look, this guy's got a few screws loose.
Oh, my God.
Look at this man's feet.
Isn't this fucking disgusting?
Jesus Christ.
That's what diabetes will do to you, folks.
Disgusting Diabetes and Doxing00:05:22
Yeah, what the hell is wrong with this goddamn feet?
Is it a diabetic foot?
Engineer.
It happened again.
Oh, shut up, asshole.
Is that a diabetic foot?
Hold on, let's look at that again.
Is that a diabetic foot?
Or what is that?
Somebody said that could be gout.
Some people saying that it's a lymphatic problem, like a lymph node problem.
I mean, what's wrong with these disgusting, pathetic feet, for Christ's sake?
I mean, good God.
I mean, maybe, just maybe, he should just try to like fucking cut the fucking food intake down.
All right?
Oh, my God.
You seem to be mistaken.
Jackler is in my crew.
Oh, so you're the leader.
Oh, you see, little did I know that, you know, Captain Autism is the leader of the outer circle.
I didn't realize that shit.
Oh, well, it makes sense why you guys are a bunch of crop of backstabbing retards.
I get it now.
No shit.
Because I'm telling you, dude, all of your outer circles.
Even Jackler himself, they have been telling me that they're the ones that are giving me your fucking picture.
And they're like, look, this guy, he's not one of us.
He's got a few screws loose.
All right.
So we don't take credit for everything that he does and all this other shit.
In the field of local live hall men.
Rosie O'Kelly.
Rosie O'Kelly, is Rosie O'Kelly on?
Is Rosie O'Kelly on?
Hold on.
You're lying.
Hold on.
Here, let's see if Rosie O'Kelly is on here.
Is she on, really?
Oh, she's on.
Let's take a look at Rosie O'Kelly.
Hey, there she is.
She looks like she's at a restaurant.
I see a lot of Orientals in the background.
Is she hooking it up with some corona back there, so it's some drinking Orientals?
Look at this.
I don't know where they're going to be pushed to.
That they're streaming at a dim sum.
Some kind of a yum yum dim sum kind of a restaurant.
Look, they're using chopsticks.
Oh, my God.
This is one of the best bands of all time.
At least they didn't.
They sell out like that.
Hey, I'm not doing 15 buckers, dude.
All right.
I'm not doing 15 buckers, for Christ's sake.
And I'm not talking garbage about Rosie O'Kelly.
Ghost politics is raping myself.
I'm not.
I'm not talking garbage to free.
I'm not talking garbage to Rosie O'Kelly.
All right.
I'm a Rosie O'Kelly fan.
All right.
I'm a Rosie O'Kelly fan.
All right.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
I don't know if you're dinner time at the conversation, isn't it?
Oh, Captain Autism, for Christ's sake.
Hey, look, she's on a date, dude.
She's on a date.
Hey, look, her date is actually drinking beer.
At least, you know, there you go.
Get yourself up filled up with piss on fury.
Man, this is an Oriental.
Look at it.
He's drinking the Chinese beer.
Dude, I wouldn't be drinking that Chinese beer.
It's probably got some lead in it and shit.
Cheers, I'll drink to you.
Cheers, baby.
Ah.
You wish you were traveling?
I mean, look at that.
They're out there in a Chinese restaurant, for Christ's sake.
I mean, does Rosie O'Kelly have media share?
Because this would be the perfect time.
The perfect time to be playing sucky sucky, long time, long time.
Fuck it, fucking long time, long time, long time, long time.
Fucky, fucking long time, long time.
That would be so awesome, but I don't think she does.
I think she just has text-to-speech.
I don't think she has media share, but that'd be fucking hilarious.
That'd be hilarious.
Let me go ahead and take a drink here.
And look, don't talk garbage about me on the chat room, dude.
I'm not making fun of Rosie O'Kelly.
Don't listen to these fuckers.
I'm not doing it!
Ghost, do you like fish?
In the field of local live hall method I'm not doing nothing!
I'm not talking garbage to Rosie O'Kelly.
I'm a Rosie O'Kelly fan.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends who happen to be trans.
Stop telling her I soiled my wheelchair.
Oh, oh, God.
Wait, it happened again.
Engineer, get me the time.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be trans, dude.
I've got transgendereds in the damn inner circle.
I have nothing against transgenders.
It's you, homophobic people.
It's Pride Month.
It's Pride Month, alright?
I'm showing Rosie O'Kelly in honor of Pride Month.
And I'm a Rosie O'Kelly fan.
All right?
And don't listen to these idiots.
Don't listen to these morons.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, look at all these fucking sick maniacs, dude.
Oh, my God.
Give me my drink.
You know what?
I'll send you.
I'll copy an article on my phone.
Look, you people are.
All right, I'm going to get off of here.
I have nothing bad to say about Rosie O'Kelly, and you sons of bitches are just sitting here talking to a bunch of malarkey.
He just says woodworking.
All right, I didn't do nothing.
Pride Month Rosie Kelly Fan00:15:17
All right?
He's got all these things.
I didn't do nothing.
Who the fuck is this?
Ghost says you remind him of his granny, man.
Fuck you, dude.
All right.
All right, I'm done with this.
All right, turn this off.
Turn it off because these people are.
They're spreading my name.
It's bad.
All right, go shove it up, your ass.
Leave Rosie O'Kelly alone for Christ's sake.
If I knew that you idiots were going to do that, I wouldn't have gone and visited that damn shit, man.
All right.
I wouldn't have.
I would not have, for Christ's sake, all right?
I mean, but of course, you sons of bitches, you know, you think you're so goddamn cute.
For fuck's sake.
All right.
You guys are fucking assholes.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, look, shut up, all right?
Shut the fuck up.
It's you fucking pieces of shit that are out here doing this crap.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, I'm tired of this crap.
Fucking pieces of garbage.
Wait a minute.
Is Bjorn on?
Bjorn's on.
Hold on, let's go check out Bjorn.
What is Bjorn doing?
Jesus Christ, he's looking like crap.
Man, poor Bjorn.
Man, Jesus Christ.
Look at this guy.
You just roll out of a bottle of booze, man.
You're alright?
Something happened, and me and Bush are in.
Dude, I needed $2.
Can you forget, Buzzford?
What the hell's happening?
That's a good question.
Oh, my God.
Man, ever since the government got to Bjorn, dude, he's been in pretty bad.
You know, it's pretty bad, dude.
All right?
All right.
It's pretty damn bad for Christ's sake.
But she has to give me a little bit more love, you know?
Oh, he's talking about his mail-order wife.
She has to give me more love.
She doesn't give me.
I get it, Bjorn.
I get it.
I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does.
Man, Bjorn looks like crap, dude.
I mean, man, are you all right, Bjorn?
She doesn't give me any love at all.
Oh, man.
His wife's not giving him any love, dude.
That's sad.
That's sad, dude.
Look at this.
He looks bad.
Are you okay, Bjorn?
No, no, no, no.
We are not talking about hand-hopps.
What?
Jesus, dude, this dude is wasted.
The problem is.
Oh, my God.
Bjorn, dude.
What happened to you?
We had a good time together.
Before I met I. Nicole Angel, $45.50.
Don't mission dollars.
Brave on you.
Ghost is raiding you.
No, don't do it, man.
What?
Don't do it.
Don't confuse Bjorn more than he already is.
Oh, Jesus.
Nobody there.
Man, this guy looks like he rolled out of a bottle of booze.
Before I met Ice Poseidon in Hollywood, Semilo's where player 23 donated $2.
How's it going, brother?
Brought my stream to watch.
Believe me, he needs the two buckers, dude.
Thank you for the two dollars.
Yeah, he owes the Denmark government like $20,000 because they found out he was streaming and making money.
I don't even know.
But thank you for the two dollars.
I don't even know what Jesus Christ, dude.
Are you alright?
Is he alright, dude?
This is disturbing, dude.
Are you fucking kidding me?
No, no.
First of all, I want to say to you.
Oh, my God.
I want to say to you that I'm not stupid.
We don't think you're stupid.
We don't think you're stupid, Bjorn.
I know a lot about mathematic.
What?
Am I ever this drunk?
Am I really ever this drunk, dude?
First of all, first of all, I want to say to you.
What?
That I'm not stupid.
I don't think you're stupid.
Dude, this dude is moving, dude.
He is completely wasted.
I'm stupid, actually.
But.
Oh, my God.
I'm not.
I'm not stupid.
Ghost police don't need a $2.
You need this brother.
Oh, thank you very much, thank you very much for too long.
My god, he does do it.
HOLY Holy shit, dude.
He doesn't need it.
Look at him.
He's getting tickled.
He's getting tickled over here.
No, uh.
I just want to say to you that.
Man, this is sad, dude.
I'm actually not stupid, you know.
Oh, my God, man.
This guy is live drunk as fuck, dude.
I've never seen Bjorn this drunk.
This guy is completely loaded, dude.
It is.
I mean, it's sad.
And look, don't talk garbage about me in this damn dude's chat room.
Oh, look at he's still boozing.
Look at him.
He's still boozing, for Christ's sake.
Should you really be continuing to drink, dude?
Not everybody.
Not everybody's incentivized.
Oh, my God, dude.
Oh, my God.
This is fucking sad, dude.
This is fucking sad.
Man, he can't even open up one of his eyes, man.
He's so drunk he's half stroked out.
I mean, look at this guy.
Oh my god What is he doing now?
Thank you so much for streaming, Bjorn.
Critic, could sit?
What?
Thank you so much for streaming.
Oh, you're welcome.
I'm just streaming because I have nothing else to do.
Oh, my God.
Mojo donated $2.
There's a ghost lurking about.
Get the joyful out of there before it penetrates you.
Oh, fuck you, Mojo.
Fuck you, man.
All right.
LeBoon donated $2.
Ghost from True Capitalist Radio.
He's a super dumb Canadian bacon moose antler up the bunnies having ham bone.
But he loves you and wants people to support you.
He's in shock, dude.
He's like, wait, wait a minute.
What the fuck is saying you ever?
Look at him.
He's in shock.
He's like, what the fuck?
Oh, fuck it.
Thank you very much, man.
Pauly the Pauly Poly the polar bear donated $4.
Ghost.
Ghost?
Yeah, I tried Ghost, man.
The Ghost Show, baby.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, look at this.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
I'm serious.
Nigger, nigger, nigger.
They just made a bigger slong heads.
Who the hell did this?
Hold on, who the hell did this thing?
They just bought an African-American because they're losers.
And all these stupid, filthy, smelly scumbags should hold on.
You fucking son of a bitch.
You fucking son of a bitch.
Oh, I never said that.
This says good ironing, oh, you pathetic piece of garbage.
He's banned from my community, communist and trump.
He's banned.
Spermy the butthamster donated two dollars.
Ghost bullets said that you remind him of his old boyfriend from Vietnam.
Spermy the butthamster, really the butt hamster.
The Underscore GOOD Underscore.
Captain, donated four dollars and donate a lot more to you and help you out of debt.
If ghost played my video on his show, oh no, I got it.
I uh.
Now it's my fault.
I don't.
I don't know who is ghost, who's ghost?
Huh, what the fuck are you talking about?
Yeah, you know who the fuck I am.
Everybody on the internet knows who the fuck I am.
They know who the fuck I am.
I'm the baddest man on the internet man.
I am the underground.
I, I am the underground.
Never mind, no mind.
What is right for the donation?
Look at him.
He's like oh, my god holy oh what what what, what happened I?
I have to take a break, you have to take a break.
He's almost, you almost fell.
Or what for the donation train?
He almost fell.
He almost slipped.
Oh my gosh, I mean, these are fucking shit, guys.
It's Spermy.
The butt hamster.
Wow, I just got a donation train.
That was amazing.
Holy shit.
Look at me already.
Can't believe it.
Look at, we put a smile on a drunk man's face.
Look at that.
We put a smile on a drunk man's face.
I know who.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Who's Ghost?
Oh Jesus uh you, fuck.
You captain, Underscore.
Autism donated four dollars.
You, captain Ghost, is a nobody.
He summoned a little Horthy.
I never doxed your ass.
It's your own outer circle that doxed you.
You idiot.
I didn't even know who the fuck you are until Jackler and Doovadude and all these people fucking gave me your picture.
You look like a fruiter, okay?
I didn't spread your shit around.
Go look at your go ask your butt boy Jack or he's the one that did that shit.
Fucking docs nobody don't listen to him, Bjorn.
Fucking captain off your Christ's sake.
Kingdom up and donated $2.
You should have this.
You deserve it more than Ghost Politics does.
He just fakes rage, and gets paid in donations, he is the definition of a second goblin, you should ban him, he is leeching off you.
I'm leeching off him.
I'm giving him money.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
I'm leeching off him for Christ's sake.
Communists underscore for underscore Trump donated $2.
Ghost is a cribblamboim that has a trapwife and says you're a waste of life.
I never trust him as a racist.
Trump buttlicker.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
My dame match only to $2.
Ghost's grandma used to get her oil drilled by lots of well-hunged black men.
Fuck you!
She took her e-natures out and sucked me off once.
Fuck you, man!
She bangs dogs now in hell.
Look at Bjorn.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Ghost Politics donated $4.
This is my favorite song.
A masterpiece anime on a daily basis.
piece of shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's, let's, let's play this, play this song, let's play this song.
What?
Another rare, man?
Another randomness.
Re-reinstruct under lockdown.
U.S. Marines are gonna fuck ram-rains cowboys!
Oh my god!
Lookin' for Prince Harry!
Fuck Prince Harry's butt!
Fuck Prince Harry's butt!
Yeah, wild fuck!
Cool U.S. Marines!
They're gonna fuck cowboy butts!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm gonna get U.S.S. Marines!
I'm gonna fuck Prince Harry's butt!
This is fuckin' messed up!
This is earwake!
Ear rape land ramp.
What is this?
Cobby Nermink and Mietiff donated $2.
Ghosts Islamic Army will get you Bjorn.
Just like you couldn't hide from Denmark government.
You also can't hide from us.
You already go.
We smash you easy.
That's fucking horrible, dude.
That's fucking horrible.
That's fucking wrong.
I'm okay.
Donated two dollars.
Ghost is laughing at you.
He thinks you're stupid.
Dude, why are y'all doing this to me, dude?
Thank you so much for all the money.
It's only the four dollars.
I don't give a shit.
Thank you for the money.
I don't care.
I love ghosts.
Thank you for the money.
Thank you for the money.
I love him.
I love the girl.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes.
Nice song.
Look at the smile.
Look at how bright he is!
Fuck, I am the new content.
I will be the ruler of the world.
What's the song about Bjorn?
Is this a Bjorn song?
This is a damn Bjorn song?
I'm faggin' Denmark, I'm the sweet cat of everybody here in Denmark.
Nobody can do the action.
I'm the chosen one, chosen sweet cat.
You can call the police, you can call the gang.
On the main can, call you and do whatever fuck you want.
I don't give a fucking care.
Even Denmark, but I'm the mafia, okay?
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, man.
Chris Amas donated $40.
Hey there.
Here is a funny video of ghost raging about bronies.
I don't even know what is ghost.
Please welcome Gabe Duel of that.
You played the game duel.
I played the game you won.
Uh, I watched My Little Pony.
Ha, you're a brony.
Gabe Duel King Duel Game00:07:59
Yep.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, Jesus Christ, not King Duel.
Yeah!
Frickin' what?
Get a king duel!
Oh, my God.
Mumu RC donated $2.
Ghost Sizzle Hambone is a half-bit alcoholic and he also shows nudes for $5 donuts.
It shows nudes for $5.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Oh shit.
Ghost Politics donated $2.
Oh sweetie, you remind me of my gay tie boyfriend.
Oh yes, bunnies me babe, puppy me babe, puppy me, babe.
Kidding me babe, kidding me babe.
Rainbows me, babe.
Flowers me babe, gingerly me, babe.
Bunnies me babe, gingerly me, babe.
Flowers me, babe.
I I, I.
I don't know who you are, but thank you very much.
I don't know who you are, but thank you very much.
I know I know.
Amazing dude, I love you.
Thank you very much, don't worry about it.
That's why i'm here man, that's why i'm here.
I love you beor, and I hope that you get out of the trouble that you're in.
Man and thank you very much.
No problem man, cheers thanks to the trolls.
I think the trolls on the saturday night troll show, give me a, give me your name dude, it's ghost, ghost Politics baby on youtube.
Holy shit, dude.
Okay i'll, i'll sign, i'll sign here, i'll sign here, i'll, i'll wait here until you give me your real name, my real name.
Copy copy, Nirmagimi.
Yet, if donated four dollars, this song will play all over Europe soon.
You cannot escape us.
No oh, don't do it, you Islamic freak.
Don't do it.
Don't goddamn, do it all.
We could watch it.
Remove kabob!
Cassander's quirk.
Granny donated two dollars.
Ghost is ghost, wants to take you to his chill, so I didn't beat your bunnies.
Yes, but I, I thought I don't know, I don't know who is ghost, who is ghost?
G-man, Capitalist donated four dollars.
This is my favorite song.
Love the Alamo.
Yes yes yes, I hope so.
Yes?
I love... I love... I love...
You want the Alamo?
You're doing it best!
Oh no!
The place that I tell about that is the father of the guard I think you know what Texans mean to me He's got no money, ain't got no job in my show Oh, Rob, like say, one, two,
six, four, Steve And, oh, yeah, we're down cowboy I'm telling you we're spending the tour in the round and we're spending the tour now and we're spending the tour now This is Texas, boy!
This is Texas!
What?
Hey!
wait a minute.
Ghost Politics donated $2.
My name is Thomas Albin and I am the host of the Ghost Show.
We are big fans of you, Bjorn, and we hope that one day you will also become a member of the capitalist Army, aka the Ku Klux Klan.
It's not the Ku Klux Klan!
Shove it up your ass, man!
Okay, I will contact you in the Twitter.
I don't have a Twitter.
I got banned from Twitter for life for inventing the use of the term pause hole.
Okay.
Thomas Alban.
The underscore scat underscore man donated two dollars.
Ghost Pulitzer sent me to ask if you wanted to join us in a three-way and do face paints with each other using our own shit.
He's really hoping that you say yes.
Sick trolls.
You fucking sick.
Yes.
Yes.
Man Bear Pig donated $4.
Yay.
Yay.
Herman Kane.
Yes.
Herman Kane.
I'll do anything you say to me!
I'll leave!
Man, you're cross-collivating the trolls, dude!
Black man.
He's doing the things, baby.
You can swing, you can swing, you can swing.
Please, please, please.
No more donations.
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
I cannot thank you enough.
Look, we made Bjorn's day.
Look at this.
No more donations.
Okay.
We're making Bjorn Day out of here.
He owes the government 20 grand.
Man, we're cross-pollinating the trolls here.
Thank God.
Thank God.
No more donations.
Oh, my God.
You're driving me crazy.
Hey, welcome to my world, Bjorn.
Welcome to my world on the Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night troll shows.
What the fuck?
Patently waiting, donated $4.
Ghost is an alright dude who focuses on helping his listeners with financial advice and is genuinely a hilarious name, isn't Thomas Aubin?
That's an old sight is.
It's ghost?
I've never heard of the name girls before!
It's like...
What is going on?
What the hell is going on?
Don't know.
Fuck.
Is this some kind of a joke?
Hey, hey, Bior, you're on the Saturday night.
Saturday night.
What is going on?
Saturday night.
Troll.
Subscribe to Saturday and down those.
I don't even know.
Oh, man.
What's going on, dude?
Ghostler Name Donation Confusion00:13:50
Look at him.
He's perplexed.
Hey, he doesn't know what's going on.
Look at him.
We've sobered the man up.
Are you kidding me?
We have sobered the man up.
That's the power of the troll, baby.
That's the power of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
THAT'S THE POWER OF THE SATURDAY NIGHT TROLL SHOW!
Is this some kind of internet... ...uh... ...conspiracy?
Are you connected to North Korea?
Khabib Nurmagim yet have donated $4.
Show you are a good Goyam and dance to this.
Ok, I'll dance.
I'll dance.
You're a good goyim and dance to this?
Oh!
He's doing the Sheckle dance!
He's doing the Shackle Dance.
Look at him.
He's doing the Shuckle Dance!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Boy, there he is!
He's doing the Shuckle Dance!
Look at him.
Look at him.
There he goes.
He's doing the Shackle Dance.
Look at him.
He's doing the Shackle Dance.
He's doing the fucking Shackle Dance.
He's doing the fucking Shackle Dance, dude.
Oh, my God.
Nicknames donated $4.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
I'll do anything you say.
I'd love to see you.
Better hide your watch, cause I'ma take them to black people.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Hey.
Oh, no.
Black people, one big family.
With the really big restaurant.
Seriously, like all of us.
Oh, my God.
I ran into one of those amigo names.
He's a Mexican call me Apple cause we both hang on trees to spend the joking way.
We don't get sun, just ash and me.
And we don't chew tobacco, but we will smoke.
Bust, bus, pass like the train that could.
And we can't spare neighbors, so we call it the.
And most of us are dashboard.
Look at Bjorn, he's heel kicking too fast.
He's heel kicking.
Lee Lima Ghosterson donated $2.
Bjorn, I am ghost from True Capitalist Radio, and I happen to be a fan of your show.
Oh, oh, God.
I just soiled my wheelchair.
Fuck.
Engineer.
Where's my goddamn cowl?
Fuck you.
So now we have to have to.
Now we know where you come from.
Now we know where you come from.
Mo RC donated $2.
Ghost is such a Shackle Goblin that he has his wife service a goal while he streams to increase his bottom line.
Fuck you!
Fuck you, you asshole!
James Braun donated $4.
Have a good day here and something for your day.
Bjorn can't believe it, dude.
Shit, dude.
Uh-oh.
Oh, this is the ride.
Yeah.
You'll ride the white horse.
Yeah, he's gonna dance to it, baby.
He's gonna dance to it.
You wanna ride?
Yeah.
Who ride the wild horse?
Meanwhile I ride a wild horse Woo! Woo! Woo!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Uh, uh, uh, yeah.
It's a Saturday night troll show, baby.
Saturday night troll show in full effect.
Dark meme magician girl donated $4.
Ghostler's second favorite song.
Wait a minute, Ghostler's fake.
Don't call me Ghostler and what do you think?
Who the fuck is Ghost?
Everybody's kidding me.
I'm a fucking piece of shit.
I'm a fucking piece of crap.
I'm a piece of crap, honey.
I'm a piece of dough.
I'm a piece of crap.
What are you doing?
What are you doing, you one?
Oh, he uses battery power.
He uses battery power.
He can't even put it in the hole.
There it goes.
Jesus.
Go Ghost Politics donated $4.
This is our show now!
Hahahaha!
This is our show now, you fuck.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, he's dancing!
He's dancing to it!
Right there!
This is what happens on the Saturday Night Troll Show, baby.
This is what happens.
Look at him, he's heel kicking.
He's heel-kicking, for Christ's sake.
Look at this.
He's heel-kicking, for Christ's sake.
For Christ's sake.
People see me here.
They think I'm crazy.
So no, no bottle nations.
No, we're not always subscribers for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
We're always fucking subscribers for Christ's sake, dude.
Give me my drink.
Oh, there's not a Jack illusion.
Jack Jack Lore donated $4.
Sounds like a fat handbone is lying, but I'd rather donate to you.
Also, Ghost is following you.
Keep an eye out.
Stay safe.
He's not very mobile.
He's no chair.
I saw him a couple of times behind you.
Who is Ghost?
That's the question.
Who is Ghost Man?
The Saturday Night Truck Show is in the fucking house.
It's the Saturday Nitro Show, baby, yeah.
Woo!
I'm telling you, baby, we're just going to dance in the middle of the street.
We're inspiring Bjorn.
He's dancing in the street.
Who is Ghost?
Mike Hawk donated $2.
Props to you, Bjorn for only asking for $4 for some media sharing, not $15 like some sort of overgrown Shackle C and Noseberg Shuckled Goblin.
I'm looking at you, Ghostler.
Tide Cap to band Captain Debt.
Oh, you're looking at me.
You're looking at me.
You're looking at me, man.
The Dark Meme Magician Girl donated $4.
Ghost's favorite song.
Oh, my favorite song, huh?
Thank you for all the dollars she gave me.
Look at this guy.
Take it to a gay bar.
I won't take dancing.
He's dancing with you.
Look at this guy.
I can dance this is right there.
K-pop! K-pop! K-pop!
Oh my god.
And it's Pride Monkey, right?
I want to take you to a gay bar!
Oh my god.
Emperor Gritty donated $2.
Ghost Politics, aka Thomas Albine is a racist alcoholic who abuses his wife daily and beats the Mentally Rainbows Man every time he broadcasts every Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday.
You son of a bitch.
You're a son of a bitch.
Ghost donated $2.
Good God, Engineer.
I know what's wrong with me, but I can't stop soiling my puppy wheelchair tonight.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Now my cat that her bag has broken open.
This is just not my night, engineer.
Go fuck yourself, all right?
Go fuck yourself.
Thank you very much for the...
All right, all right.
You know what, we may have to...
Is there anybody else out there streaming?
All right.
Is anybody else out there streaming for Christ's sake?
I don't know what's going on.
Hey, wait, everybody subscribing now to all Bjorn, huh?
Now everybody's subscribed on the video!
I never had so many subscribers!
What, somebody became a fucking member?
Can we take a break, maybe?
Can we take a break?
Monday Matt donated $4.
This song dedicated to Grandma Ghost.
Rest in pieces in hell.
Fuck you, Monday Matt.
Fuck you.
Who the fuck is Ghost?
He's still dancing, look at him, he's still dancing.
He's dancing to you.
He's dancing to you.
I mean, what the hell is this?
It's you.
My god, with this ear rape, dude.
Can you stop it on his Jesus Christ?
Sweatstain donated $4.
Take a poo on the street.
Take a poo on the street.
Oh my god.
Are you kidding me?
Don't tell him to do that.
He's so drunk.
He might.
Tanto Minko showed you demon.
I told you you showed him.
Tantominko.
What the hell?
Subscribe over
here, dude.
All right.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
Oh, my God. Thank you. Thank you very much.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
Dark meme magician girl donated $2.
Ghost, I happen to have a whole bunch of slaves that happened to be baguettes.
Ha ha ha.
Woo, goddammit engineer.
I soiled my wheelchair.
Fuck the midwords in here.
Who the fire is ghost?
Tell me who is going.
Slaves Baguettes Wheelchair Soiled00:05:34
Saturday night troll show.
Saturday night troll show.
Mamarcy donated $4.
Hail Ghostler.
Hail our people.
Hail Victory.
Don't call me Ghostler, by the way.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Jesus, what's wrong with you?
I told you.
Alright, we're gonna check out another stream here in a second.
All right, we're gonna bring as soon as these uh Lord have been donating four dollars pretty dancing beyond all right as soon as these donos are done we're going on to if there's anybody else streaming what the fuck is this All about how my life type clip turned upside down.
And I'd like to take advantage of sitting right there.
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Belham.
In West Philadelphia, born and raised, on a playground is where I spend most of my days.
Chilling out max and relaxing on cooling.
I'll shoot some people outside of the school with a couple of the guys who were up to no good.
You gotta make a trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared.
Is it moving with your eyes and the council went that way?
A bank and pleaded with her day after day, but she packed my suitcase to send me all my way.
She gave no more.
No one of this shit.
Ghost Pool has donated $2.
Put the seat out in your eye.
Put the cigarette out in your eye.
Don't tell him to do that shit.
No!
Don't do it!
I put my cigarette out in my eye.
TT Marm Ukeri donated $4.
Ghost aka Thomas, the 10 ton terror of Tel Aviv.
This is Hurtle Mujahideen and Resistance Fighter.
He is put in the ground menu, American State.
He is secure, like you have to make me be like a ghost.
I'm an Alabama nigger and I wanna be free.
There you are going to eat these shits.
We're going to move on to another stream.
We're going to have to be done with you guys.
We're going on to some of that.
Anybody in the chat know anybody else who's streaming?
I wanna eat for the black folks be.
Oh, that's why I don't bother you to sleep.
I'm a memory of the one-to-be freak over the NAACP.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
I look at it.
My mundane Matt donated $4.
This song is for ghosts.
Who is Skull Sh...
Am I kidding me?
Skull Shows, Skull Shows!
The Saturday Night Skull Shows!
Skull Shows!
He really does need a host, alright?
All right, African-Can's abuser, the meme magician, donated $4.
After Nick, we're getting out of here.
Who is ghost?
It's you, baby.
Who the hell donated this shit?
Wait a minute.
Is he in front of a church?
There's Dior in front of a tree.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, dude.
Oh my god.
Tractor Trouble Drunk Trolls00:14:54
After this, we're getting out of here.
Wait a minute, he's heel kicking, for God's sake.
He's heel kicking.
He donated two dollars.
This SIP is 100% a donation and has no incumbent value for any tax purposes in any country.
Oh! I'm not gonna talk to you.
Dance, you drunk bastard!
Sweatstein donated $4.
All right, we're going to get it.
One more dance from Bjorn and we're getting out of here.
One more dance from Bjorn and we're out of here.
I don't know what's going on.
I've been married a long time ago.
Where did you come from?
Where did you go?
Where did you come from, Canada Joe?
Where did you come from, Canada Joe?
I've been very long ago Where did you come from, Canada Joe?
Where did you come from, Canada Joe?
Don't she go?
Oh, yeah.
Look at the horn, man.
Look at the horn, man.
Look at him.
All right, man.
All right.
After this, we're getting out of here.
After this, we're getting out of here.
Anyway, I will.
Who is an alien?
Oh, Jesus, one more.
Ghost Ghost Politics donated $4.
This is what ghost likes to listen to when he has fruiting up at the club.
Oh, give me a fucking break.
I love you, ghost.
Oh! Ha ha ha ha ha! Whoo! Oh! Oh! Hey this ain't gay music!
Oh! Oh! Yeah! Oh! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Woo!
Oh, my God.
All right, after this, we're getting out of here.
I hope Bjorn is happy.
I hope Bjorn is happy.
He deserves this cash.
All right.
He deserves it, man.
He needs it.
He needs it.
That's a whole other lot.
And I'm glad.
Even though you in here controlling me on this guy's screen, he really does need this, for heaven's sake.
He really needs this.
Holy shit, dude.
So I gotta give props to Bjorn.
I'm glad that Bjorn is getting away with this cash.
Never mind.
I think you are the Washington guy that I met in Minschin.
What?
I didn't meet you in Munich.
So now you are just giving me all your money.
But this is only actually, I want your money.
I want your money.
Oh, he's turned into a shekel goblin really fast.
Did you see this?
Oh, now Bjorn's turning into a shekel goblin.
He's like, I want your money.
I want your money.
All right, we're going to give him a break.
All right, we have to go back home.
All right, go ahead and go back home, Bjorn.
All right, have a.
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
Are you fucking kidding me?
All right.
What is going on?
Oh, my God.
That's fucking drunk as hell.
Look at him.
He's just.
He reminds me of Nick Nolte in 48 Hours.
He's such a drunk.
Look at this guy.
Yeah, I'm just drinking here.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, that's what I'm doing here.
What?
Are you going to go inside there?
Are you shitting me?
You're gonna no, don't do it, dude.
You're gonna go inside of the tractor, dude.
Don't do that shit.
Tell him no.
Tell him not to do it.
Are you kidding me?
Do not do it, Bjorn, you fucking drunk bastard.
Oh, my God.
He's gonna do it.
He's gonna fucking do it.
Don't fucking do it, dude.
He's gonna fucking do it.
Look, he's gonna take one more drink of beer and he's gonna go into the fucking tractor.
Came on, don't do it, dude.
What is wrong with the camera?
Oh, God.
Don't do it, man.
Please don't go in the tractor.
He's gonna get into some serious trouble.
He's drunk.
All right, he shouldn't be doing this.
Jesus Christ, look, you can barely figure out his phone.
This guy's so fucking hammered.
This guy probably smells like a brewery.
You know, you just stand around him.
Are you gonna go in there or what?
I don't want you to go in there, but are you gonna do it or what?
Ghost says he'll donate a hundred bucks if you go inside.
Don't say that shit.
So, so what happened was the camera up in all?
All right, look, I hope he doesn't do it, okay?
No, don't fucking say stupid shit like that, dude.
He's gonna believe it.
He's drunk.
No mind.
No mind about him.
Don't tell him to go in there.
Are you fucking kidding me?
All right, he's walking away.
All right, we're going to another stream.
Yeah, it's ghosts, man.
I don't know who is ghost.
Hey, dude, this is the power of the Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night.
So much money to me.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Yeah, don't worry about it, Bjorn.
The trolls love you, dude.
The trolls love you on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
No, he donated, dude.
I love the girls aiming at this.
What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?
Alright, we're going, and that's...
Darkly Magician, bro, you know what I'm fuckin' driving.
Seriously, yeah.
Hey, this is the power!
Hey, hey, be orange!
This is the power of the Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night troll show.
Anyway, we're going to go ahead and let Bjorn be.
We're going to go into another stream.
I'm glad Bjorn got some donations, even though you people are fucking trolling me about it.
I'm glad he is.
All right.
And believe me, all these people from Bjorn stream, there's not going to be no chargebacks, dude.
Our trolls are legit.
I rarely get chargebacks.
I mean, this ain't Ice Poseidon shit, dude.
This is a legit troll community.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's why this is the Saturday Night Troll show.
Wait a minute.
Nigger underscore heating underscore ghost would have donated $4.
Don't you ever forget that ghost hates filthy, stinky bunnies also.
He wants you to go into the tractor because he is a saga son of a seat.
I never said go in the tractor.
I never said that!
You smell some funny when you walk down the street, you're in coontown.
You look and see garbage all over the street, you're in coontown.
Up and down the street, there ain't nothing but trash.
Nigga girl's trying to get a nigga boy's cash.
What racist son of a kid, man?
No face of fire!
I go back and try to get inside a track chair.
What?
No, don't do it!
I'm not a pussy.
No, don't do it!
I'm not a pussy.
No!
Spurger me the butt hamster donated $4.
Ghost Politics says that this is his personal theme song.
You see what you fucking trolls are inspiring for Christ's sake?
No.
No.
Don't.
No, don't, dude.
Please don't do it.
Don't do it.
You're drunk.
Are you fucking kidding me?
He's gonna do it.
Look at this fucking maniac.
Look at this.
Don't do it, dude.
Wait a minute.
Don't fucking do it.
Jonathan Redonated $2.
What the bunnies are you walking around all night?
What?
He doesn't even know what they're doing.
Cha-cha-chubs donated $2 through Super Chat.
Fjord, go home.
How's trolling you on this channel?
I'm not trolling anybody.
What are you talking about?
Trolling?
What are you talking about?
You got fucking people donating, you fucking dumb bitch.
Ghost politics donated $2.
Ghost said you should get back in the tractor and drive it.
I never said that.
I'll go back in the tractor.
Don't!
You fucking liars!
You goddamn fucking troll-lying bastards!
I didn't even know.
Oh my god, no.
Oh my god, fucking no.
Wait a minute.
Don't do it, dude.
Tell him to stop.
So high up.
Sweatstein donated $4.
Sleep on the street, you drunk bastard.
Dude, listen, this is going way out of hand now, dude.
The people are now inspiring this guy.
What the hell?
I can't see my stand for Bandekurfenhavn.
What the hell are you here in Jylland, man?
Ah, fuck that guy, man.
You're such a funny guy.
BUNDEREV!
I'm going to give you that BUNDEREV!
Seriously, do not tell him you're getting into practice, dude.
Somebody tell him not to get into practice, dude!
SOMEBODY TELL HIM NOT TO DO IT!
I DON'T THINK HE'S GONNA DO IT!
I don't think he's gonna do it.
I don't think he's gonna do it, dude.
So I cannot get inside.
Cha-Cha Chubs donated $2 through Super Chat.
Ghost and his followers are trolling you.
Go ahead.
Hey, Cha-Cha Chubs, can you?
Who the fuck is going on?
Can you shut up, you dumb broad, and get in the fucking kitchen?
All right, who the fuck asked Chub Chubbs?
Who the fuck is this Cha-Cha Chubbs?
Shut your fucking ass up, bro, or get in the kitchen and shut your ass and make me a sandwich.
You fucking stupid Skankosaurus slut bag.
Don't be sitting here trying to talk about me and my Saturday Night Troll Show Sunday.
I mean, we're out here helping Bjorn, and because you, because you're a stupid little fucking bitch that no, Bjorn is my personal streamer, and I get to tell him what to do just by showing my little chubby tits and all the fuck you, all right, stupid broad.
I'm telling you, you broads, you fucking you talk a lot of shit, broads.
I'm telling you, I'd conjure up the spirit of fucking Ike Turner on you bitches.
I'm telling you, don't die.
Whoever Cha-Cha Chubbs is, fuck you.
Fuck that.
All right, fuck you.
Get it underscore and underscore the underscore tractor donated four dollars.
Ghost wants you in the tractor because he wants you to get arrested.
He's a sick butterfly.
I've been saying no!
Oh no, don't, no!
No, don't do it!
No!
Don't do it!
Don't do it!
I didn't say that!
I didn't say get in the fucking tractor!
No!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Mods Ban Beorn Chat Loop00:15:50
I'm here now.
The dark meme magician girl donated $4.
CX in the chat.
Ghost is trolling you, by the way.
He hates women and black people.
WHO'S TOLDING ME?
IN PERSON CHICKEN SCUTS JAS THAT'S GEORGIA BEATS BY DRAG OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING STILL HE ACTUALLY'S DAD CHICKEN ALL RIGHT THIS IS D-LOTS NOW BABY It's DX.
BX for life.
GX.
It's GX, baby.
All right.
Patiently waiting, donated $2.
Please go home and get rest.
Don't try to get in the tractor.
We don't want to see you get in trouble for the sake of a live stream.
Thank you, Peter.
Please go home.
Thank you.
Yeah, but I want to find out who's ghost red eyes black dragon donated two dollars.
Ghost, do it, I've never said that for Christ's sake, man.
I'd like to find out who's and by the way, it's not GX, it's GX, baby.
GX for life, baby.
The capitalists.
Don't do it, Ghost Ardego home.
Don't do it, Bjorn.
Don't do it, dude.
I want to go inside this machine.
Don't do it, dude!
GX in the chat.
Look at Larry Kane.
GX in the chat.
It's enormous.
Oh my god.
Ghost Politics donated $4.
Ghost is streaming your show on his channel.
Go home or enter the tractor.
Ghost.
Ghost, I'll go home if I'll go home now, ghost.
But I have to find out who you are.
I'm known all over these internets, baby.
I'm known all over these internets.
Dark meme magician girl donated $2.
Ghost.
Get in the tractor you love.
I mean baguette.
I said butterfly, I mean goddamn IT engineer.
I soiled my wheelchair, good god.
Don't get in the tractor, Bjorn.
Don't do it.
Black Hat Incorporated donated $2 through Super Chat.
Ghost is crippled out, man.
Are you gonna do your show or keep leeching off of this drunk piece of shit?
Oh, dude, don't talk that way, you dude, about God.
Don't talk that way about Bjorn, dude.
Captain Desi, join the outer circle.
Shove up your ass.
Ghost Politics donated $4.
Don't even go there.
That's a lie.
I'll drive the drive center.
I'll drive the drive center.
Oh, what?
They banned me?
They banned me from your fucking, wait a minute, they banned me from your fucking, wait a minute, They banned me from the channel?
They banned me from the channel?
They banned me?
Ghost Politics donated $2.
Ghost said you should get inside.
Come on, get so comfortable.
You fucking dumb fucking goddamn mods and fucking stupid.
You stupid mods.
It's look at this.
This cha-cha chubs and these fucking.
Who's a fucking mod in here?
The mods in here can eat my dick up till they hiccup.
I'm over here.
I'm helping fucking Bjorn raise fucking money.
And you, your fucking mods in the goddamn chat, have the audacity to sit here and fucking ban me?
Fuck you.
All right, I'm out of here.
All right, I'm not.
No, go fuck yourselves in.
Get out of here.
Get the fuck out of here, you fucking piece of shit.
Jesus Christ, you're gonna sit here and you're gonna ban me?
You're gonna ban me.
You're gonna fucking ban me for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I'm over here.
I'm helping Bjorn for Christ's sake.
And these sons of bitches are gonna fucking ban me.
What a bunch of pricks.
What a bunch of fucking pricks, dude.
Oh my god.
I'm telling you, you know, these fucking mods of damn Bjorn should be kissing my ass.
And they fucking ban me?
Are you kidding me?
I would get my pin pan strong with those damn mods in fucking Bjorn's chat room for Christ's sake, man.
What a piece of shit.
All right, look, I'm gonna get another beer here, and we're gonna raid somebody else.
All right, let me know who's online right now.
All right?
Fucking damn Bjorn's mods.
Let me tell you something.
If Bjorn's mods were in front of me right now, I'd fucking kick their fucking fucking ass.
Fucking piece of shit.
You're gonna fuck with me.
You're gonna fuck with me for Christ's sake.
I'm the fucking king of live streaming now on YouTube, you son of a bitch.
All right?
I'm the king.
It's not CX, it's GX, baby.
Homantic payment.
Oh my god.
What the hell is this, Albany Gershud I?
What the fuck does that fucking mean, you piece of shit?
All right now, listen.
I'm not blaming Bjorn.
I'm blaming his stupid, dumbass, ridiculous, piggish, power-bottom fruit bowl, anal secretion-having mods that are in his chat room, for Christ's sake.
Fucking piece of fucking God!
Fuck!
I wish this was your fucking face, you fuck!
Piece of shit!
For Christ's sake, who's on right now?
Somebody's saying that Mr. G and Lucha are on Lucha CX.
Are you kidding me?
He's on.
Let's see if Lucha CX is on here.
Who is this?
Let's see if he's on here.
Oh, he is.
Look at this.
Ride with Lucha.
And if y'all don't know who Lucha is, he was the butler in the whole CX mansion debacle that pretty much ended CX.
All right, that pretty much ended Ice Poseidon.
But let's go take a look at him and see what this damn Mexican is doing.
He's probably smiling like he's got a big taco, for Christ's sake.
But before we get to Lucha, let me get like, people are saying Lucha sucks.
Look, people are saying fucked Lucha.
I mean, should we get Lucha or should we go to Mr. G?
I mean, who else is streaming out here?
All right, for Christ's sake.
I need another beer.
Let me chug this.
Are you saying that he's whack because he's Mexican?
Is that it?
Are you saying that?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, for Christ's sake.
Oh, well, Mr. G needs it.
All right, Mr. G. All right, hold on.
Let me get some more beer.
Hold on, what is this?
In the field of local live hall mental payment.
Oh, my God.
Get all these Bjorn invaders out of the chat.
Ban them, ghosts.
We got a lot of Bjorn invaders now.
Let me tell you, I hope one of the fucking mods that are fucking in Bjorn's chat is listening.
Let me tell you, if you're fucking, if you were a mod and you were in front of me right now, I would stomp your teeth so far down your throat, you'd be able to chew your own dirty ass.
You fucking mods, you unappreciative pricks.
You see, that's why I don't have mods.
I don't have mods here.
I don't have mods in the inner circle.
And the reason is, is because you get these power-hungry fucking idiots that think that they can dictate the way the show's going to happen.
Look, we just made fucking Bjorn a shitload of money that he needed.
All right?
All right.
A shitload of money that he needed for Christ's sake.
And you fucking goddamn mods in his chat room are going to fucking ban me.
How fucking dare you?
Do you know who the fuck I am?
Do you know who the fuck I am?
I'm ghost.
I've had an illustrious 11-year going on 12-year internet broadcasting career.
I'm known all over the fucking internet for Christ's sake.
All right?
Just ask around.
Ask around all the little big streamers, all these right-wing celebs, all these E-celebs, and they'll tell you who the fuck I am.
They know who the fuck I am for fuck's sake.
And look, people are like, well, you only have like 400 people listening.
You're not understanding, you asshole.
I'm being relayed all over the internets.
I'm being relayed in Discord chat rooms that got people that are 3,000 people listening.
All right.
I'm being relayed in parts of the world that can't get YouTube.
All right.
I'm being relayed in Bangkok, Thailand.
I'm being relayed in Indochina.
I'm being relayed.
I'm big in the Isle of Man.
The Isle of Man.
I'm being relayed all over the fucking place.
So for you to sit here and make a judgment call on me because of the people that are listening, let me tell you something right goddamn now.
I'm a bad man on these internets.
I'm a bad fucking man.
I got balls, digital balls the size of grapefruits that'll slap you upside your goddamn chin.
If you're gonna be sitting here talking garbage to me boy, you understand that.
For christ's sake, give me some fucking more beer.
For christ's sake man, I need some more beer.
For christ's sake.
I can't believe the mods in fucking Beorn's fucking chat.
Man, i'm sitting over here.
I'm helping Beorn pay off his 20 000 debt to the fucking government and these fucking dumbasses fucking hate mods dude, fucking hate, fucking mods.
For christ's sake, fucking pieces of shit sitting over here we're showing the power of the saturday night troll show and you've got unappreciative fucking ah.
You fucking mods.
I wish this was your fucking fucking face fucker, piece of shit.
How the fuck you're gonna ban me, man?
How the fuck you're gonna ban me?
I mean, Jesus Christ, i'm fucking.
I'm a bad man on these fucking internets man, my internet broadcasting career goes almost 12 years, 12 goddamn years.
I'm known all over the place and you fucking mods in Beorn's chat have the fucking dassity.
You fucking ban me.
Fuck you man, fuck you.
Fucking piece of shit.
Oh yeah oh, I got banned.
You, fuck you dark meme, magician slut.
I thought i've already directed you to a kitchen to get acquainted with some goddamn kitchen appliances.
So go in the fucking kitchen and make me a fucking sandwich and do it butt naked, bent over backwards.
You ditzy broad son of a bitch, i'm telling.
I'm pissed off, dude.
I'm fucking pissed off at the goddamn mods in fucking Beorn's chat room.
How fucking dare you, you piece of crap?
How fucking dare you?
Do you understand who the fuck I am?
I'm fucking ghost man.
I'm fucking Ghost.
I am an internet legend.
I am infamous around these fucking internets.
For christ's sake, I am the underground.
I am the internet underground.
You fucks Jesus Christ.
All right, everybody in the chat room, shut your fucking mouth.
If you're gonna talk garbage to me, just shut your fucking mouths.
I don't need to hear for your little two cents in the chat room.
You piece of shit.
I'm a fucking internet underground legend that everybody needs to start respecting.
For christ's sake, you piece of shit.
All right look, we're gonna move on.
And who else do we have here?
All right, let's check out Mr G.
He only has 52 fucking people watching.
Let's check out mr G. All right, what's mr G doing here?
Oh Jesus Christ, is mr G drunk?
Oh my god.
Mr. G, what are you doing, dude?
What is Mr. G doing?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What?
What is it?
Bjorn said he will unban you himself when he gets home.
All right, he's very sorry.
Well, you should be checking those goddamn.
Hey, what the hell?
Why is this fucking buffering?
Why is this buffering, for Christ's sake?
Oh, my God!
Black Hat said, Ghost, you should learn from the guy.
The mods did good.
The mods didn't do shit.
All right?
The mods didn't do shit.
Hold on, what the hell is going on here?
Fucking refresh this shit.
Why is this doing this?
And don't fucking say it's an Ocasio-Cortez PC or any of that shit.
I don't want to fucking, I don't want to do this.
What's wrong with Mr. G, dude?
Is this what he's doing?
And wait a minute.
Oh, wait a minute.
It's just fucking looping.
This is just fucking looping, dude.
All right, that's enough.
Mr. G. All right, never mind.
Mr. G's fucked up.
All right, let's move on to somebody else.
All right, let's move on to somebody else.
Let's take a look at Lucha.
All right, let's take a look at Lucha CX.
All right, see what the hell this damn freaking burrito eating idiot is doing.
Let's see.
Lucha's got about 64 watchers.
Let's see what this burrito eating goddamn Lucha Libre wannabe son of a bitch is doing.
Before I do that, let me go ahead and drink some beer because I don't know when the hell I'm going to be able to drink some goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
And don't don't shit talk my goddamn PC.
I don't have an Obama PC, you assholes.
I don't have an Ocasio-Cortez PC.
I've got top of the line, a Corsair i160 with a fucking Intel i9 8-core processor with a 2080 Ti NVIDIA fucking graphics card.
Oh my god!
A Roy Moore PC.
Fuck yourself, assholes.
All right, go fuck yourself.
All right, let's go and see what the hell this damn.
Hold on, let me take a drink.
All right, let me chug a lug, and we're going to move on to Lucha.
All right.
We're going to move on to Lucha here.
All right.
Now let's go take a look at.
Hey, fuck you in the chat room.
All right.
Let's take a look at what Lucha's doing.
What are you doing, Lucha?
Yo, did Ghost really say I'm an idiot Mexican?
Hey, wait a minute.
I've never heard of that guy.
Hey, wait a minute.
Y'all are already talking shit.
Okay.
What the hell?
I didn't call him an idiot Mexican.
Yo, what's going on, Kim Scare's house?
I didn't call this guy an idiot Mexican.
I just said he was a burrito eater.
Fuck up some unlimited wings.
I said he was a burrito eater.
I didn't say he was an idiot Mexican.
Yeah, when I came with Eddie, did you stream here before to do a wing?
I mean, are you kidding me?
I didn't say that.
Burrito Eater Lucha Streamer00:09:33
You can never come here without letting us know.
I didn't fucking say that, man.
Don't give me a fucking bullshit tonight.
Whatever.
Man, I didn't say he was an idiot Mexican.
I said he was a burrito eater, okay?
I mean, is that wrong?
Am I lying?
Ask him if he eats burritos.
Holy fuck.
Ask him if he eats burritos, okay?
Hold up, guys.
Ghost is restreaming you now.
Yo, what the fuck is going on, ghost?
Shout out to you, homie.
You know, I heard you were talking shit about me, so I'm not talking.
You know, you can always hit me up on the DMs and I'm not talking shit.
They're lying out, and if it's really serious, you can do it.
I'm hosting the Saturday Night Troll Show.
I love you, ghosts.
I'm not doing nothing.
Make sure you like, comment, subscribe to his fucking channel.
Ghost is a Vietnam cripple veteran.
Really?
Holy shit.
Yo, shout out to Ghost, bro.
Yes, Ghost, I'll take the fucking doubt for you, homie.
I'm about to be Adam 22's new house on his fucking His live stream, so stay tuned.
There's a lot of crazy shit coming in a few weeks.
See, Lucha knows who the fuck I am.
I'm glad.
Huh?
Lucha knows who the fuck I am.
And what the hell is Lucha doing anyway?
What is he doing?
What are you doing, man?
Can somebody Lucha?
How many burritos to stuff in?
I'm going to eat unlimited fucking wings, is what I'm going to do.
Oh, he's going to get chicken wings, baby.
I love chicken wings, baby.
Chicken up.
Wings.
It's chicken wings, baby, on a Saturday night.
Yeah, can I get some chicken?
Bam, bam, bam, wings.
Bala marching.
Yo, CX, can I get a shout out?
Yo, Spermy the cat guy, bro.
Shout out to fucking Spermy the cat.
Why does Spermy the cat always get fucking shout outs, dude?
Fuck Spermy the cat.
Get Spermi's ass out of here.
I cannot find the lighter.
Get Spermi's ass out of here for Christ's sake.
I know I did.
I know I did.
Listen, assholes, I never called this guy anything.
I said he was a burrito eater, and that's it.
I didn't call him any of this racist shit.
The ghost called me a dirty message.
They're lying, man.
Jesus, they're lying.
They're all lying, Lucha.
All right, let me go.
Let me go.
Let me tell him.
They're lying, Lucha.
They're lying.
Let me see if it's in here.
They're lying.
They're fucking lying, Lucha.
Don't listen.
All right, I didn't do.
I didn't do nothing.
I didn't do nothing.
I don't see it here.
What the fuck?
I didn't do nothing.
I know.
That's why.
I'm like, what the fuck, dude?
Is he here?
Wait a minute.
He doesn't even have text to speech.
Look at this.
Anonymous says, go send his regards.
You ain't fucking, you're talking scam.
All right.
You're Tommy.
Give me a break.
Lucha.
Lucha, can you pay attention to the freaking text to speech?
Yeah, the fucking donos.
Come on, Lucha.
What is this?
Is this his Heina?
Is this Lucha's Heina?
Has anybody seen Lucha's Heina before?
How does she look?
How does Lucha's Heina?
How does she look?
Huh?
It's in here.
What is he doing?
Did you find it?
You have to take a pee or something?
Fuck you.
Oh, the lighters.
Lighters.
Hell yeah.
They're a fucking tripper.
Hey, is this Lucha's Heina?
Exactly.
I can tell you one thing.
Ghost is not going to be the host for No Jumper.
Whoever that guy is.
No jumper sucks.
I hate No Jumper.
He's a piece of shit.
Hey, why isn't...
Look, people are donating here.
How come you can't see it, dude?
What a fucking scammer, dude.
Imagine restreaming Lucha.
Oh my god, how cringe that is.
Could you imagine that?
What you're telling me, dude?
I mean, eat a burrito or something.
Smile like you got a taco or some shit.
Come on, Lucha.
Why don't you show us the hinda or something, dude?
Come on, do something, man.
Did I sit on the pen?
Yeah, I did.
Jesus Christ, this guy's so high, he doesn't even know where his fucking smoking utensils are.
Don't tell me the water bottle was gone.
I don't know what you did about it.
I mean, are you kidding me?
What the fuck?
If it's one thing, it's not another.
Oh, my God.
This guy's fucking loaded.
Listen to him, for Christ's sake.
I thought Bjorn was loaded.
I know you fucking loaded.
Can we turn on the lights?
What the fuck are you doing?
What is this guy doing?
What is this guy doing?
I mean, look at all these donos.
You're not even.
I mean, hey, somebody tell Lucha that these donos are not being played.
They're being scammed for Christ's sake.
No fucking waters.
All right.
No fucking waters.
All right.
This guy's scamming donuts.
We're getting out of here.
He isn't.
He's not paying attention.
All right.
Too bad.
Too bad, Lucha.
You should have seen Bjorn.
He was very happy, but you don't even care.
You're not even paying attention to your donuts.
Before I came here, you had like 60 people watching.
All right.
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Get out of here.
This is fucking boring and cringe.
Get him out of here.
Get out.
Fucking scamming donos for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
You're my drink.
Let's go back to Mr. G and see what if it ain't looping.
He was looping around a little bit there.
Like his fucking live stream was fucking up.
What the hell's he gone?
No, he's there.
Which one is it?
Now he's got two of them open.
What is this?
Is this the one?
Are we back?
Alright, here's Mr. G. All right.
Is that Mr. G?
What is this?
A grinder?
What is this?
His grinder or something?
What is this?
Alright, this is boring.
All right, let's get out of here.
I mean, you should be paying attention to your stream, dude.
If you're a live streamer, you should be paying attention to your stream.
All right, let's see if EBZ is on.
Is EBZ?
Is EBZ on?
Ebenezer picks his boogies.
Is he on?
No, he's not.
How about Ice Poseidon?
Is he on?
He should be on right now.
It's prime time.
No, Ice Poseidon.
No, look at nobody's.
Nobody's broadcasting, baby.
Nobody's broadcasting live except Bjorn.
Hold on, we'll go back to Bjorn here for a second.
There he is.
No, I don't even know what you're talking about.
No, dude, this dude's fucking loaded, dude.
This dude's loaded.
This dude is unbelievably loaded.
Look at him.
He says, I mean, he can barely keep his eyes open, man.
You know, you're pretty loaded when you can't keep your eyes open.
That the video you're trying to play on YouTube doesn't have enough views because what because Bjorn is me as the media doors.
Oh man, this guy.
Hi.
What the fuck does that even mean?
What are you talking about?
Man, this guy is fucking loaded, dude.
This guy is loaded, man.
Unbelievably loaded.
I didn't even know what he's talking about.
Man, I've never seen Bjorn disloaded before.
Believe me, I watch Bjorn.
I mean, this is the most loaded I've ever seen him in my life.
Or at least in my time and experience of watching the stream.
He's been watching.
He's been streaming for like two years.
No, no.
No, mega water.
What?
What?
What are you talking about?
Megawater.
Well, shut up, Keem Scarce, man.
Stop fucking causing shit, dude.
It's GX Capitalist Army for life in the place, dude.
Fuckin' GX Capitalist Army for life!
Thank you.
Thank you for the... Ghost politics donated $2.
I am the wealthy capitalist you met in Copenhagen last year.
It's a pleasure to help your cause Bjorn.
Oh, thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Yeah.
I don't remember you exactly, but uh, yeah, yeah, but uh, but uh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
Um and uh and uh, i'd like to thank you, and uh, I want to thank you, ghost.
And uh, I need some drink right now and i'm thinking about climbing into this tractor right now, and uh, I think i'm gonna go and try to get another beer now, and the Field of Local Ghost Politics donated two dollars.
Going to need some explanation.
Mexican Andy Digger Re-Stream00:14:51
Man, just watch, hold on, hold on, hold on, let me, let me.
I just I just got a dono.
Hold on just a second.
Somebody you donated 25 bucks.
Black hat, you donated 25 bucks.
I have to.
I you're obligating me to watch this youtube video.
All right, what is it?
What is it?
Black hat, what is this?
Explain what you're.
What explain?
Hold on, what is this explain?
Oh you, piece of shit, you fucking piece of.
Uh, put it on the pc shot.
Black hat donated 25 bucks for me to play this shit.
What is this?
What is this?
You're watching, Local KSAT 12, this is- I'M ARMED!
I'M NOT BEING TAKEN OUT OF LI- This is Zed Commander.
live for KSAT News.
Earlier today, an elderly man led police a white case.
The suspect is believed to be the same one involved with the wheelchair rampage and bar robbery incidents earlier this month.
The man escaped police is thought to be armed and dangerous.
Citizens are asked to contact the authorities if they have any information.
You know, fuck you.
All right, I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
Hey, where the hell did you get this shot?
Where the hell did you get this fucking shot from anyway?
Jesus Christ, cancel this fucking shit for Christ's sake.
You donated 25 bucks, Black Hat, so that you can fucking make a fucking little wheelchair joke again.
And by the way, let me replay Mr. Porch Monkey.
That's a horrible name, you fucking asshole.
Replay his dono since I missed it for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my god.
W-U-Z popping my nigga.
Yeah, all right.
Really funny for Christ.
Wait a minute.
Is Mexican Andy online?
For real?
I'm a big Mexican Andy fan, dude.
Is Mexican Andy?
He's there.
Hey, wait, wait, let's go ahead.
Let's go to Mexican Andy.
What is Mexican Andy doing?
I mean, I saw what he said.
Oh, he's on the boulevard, baby.
Hold on, what is this?
Bookyard of Special Info Zone.
All items located.
He's on the boulevard, baby.
Oh, man.
He's fucking rich.
Do not fit inside of an 80-gallon container, which is with the lip clothes.
I love Mexican Andy, man.
But a bureau of sanitation and store for a period of 90 days.
I loved his New Year's Eve stream, man.
His eve stream.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
I'm in some of that mattresses and shit, but hey, whatever.
Big Mexican Andy.
Hey, yo, Nabowski.
Why do you want me to go to Vine 4?
Vine's over there, but what is it?
He's on the Boulevard, baby.
He's on Hollywood Boulevard.
Man, Hollywood Boulevard's looking more and more ghetto, dude.
What the hell was that?
Kick the sign?
I can't, bro.
I can't.
I can't do it.
In the field of local live hall magic payments.
Oh my God.
What is that?
Now fuck you, black hat.
I need a speaker.
What the hell is that?
All right.
Let's see.
Who the hell is that?
Who the hell is that?
Here, let me check right now.
I'm a big Mexican Andy fan, man.
What is Mexican Andy doing, dude?
I've searched that name before.
Yeah, I know you've searched the name.
Everybody knows who the fuck I am.
I am infamous, dude.
Anyway, hey, Mexican Andy, do your thing, man.
Do some goddamn content.
I'm a big Mexican.
We are here just chilling, man.
That's what I'm saying, man.
Don't worry, I know what I'm doing, bro.
I am the master.
I am the master.
You don't have to fucking worry about it, bro.
You gotta worry about yourself, man.
I am the master.
I am the master gourd.
Well, let's see.
Let's see some content, dude.
Go with your cruise down the bottom.
I am the Mustafa, Almighty.
This guy's got great skin, by the way.
Goddamn act of gold, man.
Waking news.
I am the IO veteran.
What is this?
Oh, you see.
You fucking assholes.
I fucking care, bro.
But I appreciate it, Oliver.
I appreciate it, Dona, man.
Woo!
You fucking assholes.
A bean and cheese new Chilibre.
I gotta be a bunch of new toys around here, you know?
I never said that.
What's up, man?
Greetings.
Great skin, by the way, on Mexican Andy.
That's what a binding has.
That's what you want.
Oh, well.
He looks like he's gaining weight.
I can't believe that Mexican Andy is gaining weight.
Yo, it's Modello Tampu.
Yo.
I wish I could drink, bro, but I can't, man.
You can't?
I can't drink on stream because I'm motherfucking 20, bro.
Get between 24.
Oh, wait, you're only 20?
I thought you were 21, dude.
He's totally 20.
I didn't know that.
I thought he was a little older.
Then he's only 20.
I could have bought a Two Pack of Modello.
What's up?
What's up, man?
How you doing?
Hell yeah.
I'm doing pretty good, man.
Chilling.
Oh, my God.
Don't you talk to those chicks?
Try to get a notification?
Really?
You should have seen him in his New York stream.
I really enjoyed Mexican Andy in his New York stream.
I mean, he was out there literally walking around in like fucking 10-degree weather without his shirt, no pants, only in his underwear, and he was actually getting chicks to talk to.
He was actually getting chicks to talk to.
Are you finding a paper?
What's going on?
Come on, motherfucking chat, bro.
Whole chat going crazy, bro.
Everybody chipping up, bro.
Wait, wait, wait.
What you mean, bro?
Why are you doing that shit?
Cause what are you drinking, buddy?
Oh, I'm drinking a bottle of water.
I saw a bottle of what's up, man.
What is this?
This is this right here.
I don't know what's going on, Chai.
Y'all going crazy, man.
I have no idea what's going on.
I'm just fucking confused as you guys are.
So I don't know.
What do you mean, bro?
Hey, it's the Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Troll show in the house there, Mexican.
I know what to do, homie.
I got some good tactics, homie.
I'll show y'all good tactics.
Let's see it.
Let's see it.
I mean, like, the end of the stream, bro, we'll give you some good tactics, homie.
Motherfucking, you come out with a British accent.
Yeah, bro.
I'm into the British accent around here, New York.
And then the motherfucking America, man.
I'm used to this shit.
Come on, let's do some content, baby.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, that's where that.
That's where that is.
At least I'm out here looking like a normal attitude, you know?
What?
Checkcourt Apes.
I don't know why, bro.
You've been going crazy right here, man.
What?
That's Saturday, bro.
It's Saturday, man.
I know, do something.
Everybody got it.
I'm right.
It's Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Troll show.
Grab some water, homie.
Just grab some water or drink.
Congratulations.
We're drinking beer here.
All right?
I'm going to get sing.
We're drinking beer.
That's all you got to do.
Get hot water, bro.
We're drinking beer here, Mexican Andy.
That's what you need to do.
You need to fill yourself up with piss and fury.
You'll be fine.
All right.
You'll be fine for the rest of your life.
People say I'll die by dirty, but hell no, bro.
He's fine.
I'll see you way fatter people on live ass 860.
That's because you know they know that no one got no collection or shit like that.
Come on, Mexican Andy.
Talk to somebody, man.
You're a good content creator.
What are you doing, dude?
I'm away going crazy out here, man.
It looks weird.
Everybody going crazy as shit, bro.
What's going on?
Why the whole fucking chat chiping out, man?
I mean, why don't you go and talk to some people, dude?
But I see take your shirt off.
Take your shirt off.
Shout out to you and the chat as well.
Ghost is a racist boomer cripple.
Fuck you.
Oh, God.
What is this now?
Fuck you.
Hold up.
Let me do this real quick.
Tell this guy who's playing your character named Ghost that he is delusions of grandeur.
What are you talking about?
Let me IP banned his niggas.
Hold up.
You IP banned.
Thanks for the heads up, chat.
Oh, I'm being banned.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm giving you fucking money, you beat it cheese fuck.
This is better you get for re-streaming my shit, nigga.
Alright, I'm good.
I'm gonna take a look at the ghost show.
Oh, God.
Yeah, cuz.
Oh, no!
You motherfucking...
Right on me, Omar, you fucking nigger!
I'm a racist!
Right in front of some fucking minorities, dude.
Dude, what?
Did y'all see his chest, dude?
All right, I'm getting real quiet.
Real quick, real quick.
Fuck yourself.
I don't think you can jump now.
All right, Ann.
So get this fucking shit out of here.
All right, get out of here for Christ's sake.
I ought to ban this dude.
Hey, you know, you don't see my fucking chest.
You see, this is what I get for having compassion for autistic Mexicans.
You know what I mean?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, I'm over here.
I'm trying to be a nice guy.
I'm trying to promote streams out here.
Okay.
And this son of a bitch is over here.
Hey, dude, you're going to go ahead and ban your dude.
I'm a fucking fan of this dude.
I'm a fan of this fucking guy.
You know what?
Fuck Mexican Andy now.
How about that?
Fuck that.
And fuck him and his fucking disgusting chest.
Did you see his chest for Christ's sake?
Oh my God.
I mean, not only was it bubbling up with fucking disgusting acne, dude, it literally had blackheads.
I mean, how look, it had to have been years.
Years that this son of a bitch has not been taking a bath or a shower for him to get.
I mean, that was just disgusting, dude.
That was fucking disgusting, man.
I'm not even.
Local live home enter.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Ghost Fun Show tonight.
I'm here listening with my puppy.
It's his first birthday.
Can you give him a shout out?
His name is Dusty.
Hey, happy birthday, Dusty.
Cheers, man.
Happy.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday.
Wait, wait, hold on.
What is this?
Local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
You're a fucking liar.
You're too much of a Jew to give him shekels, and you know you love it.
Fuck you, black hat, you sick bastard.
All right, you guys are sick sons of bitches, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, this is fucking disgusting.
You guys are fucking disgusting, dude.
Jesus Christ.
That was one of the grossest things I've ever seen, dude.
I mean, dude, Mexican Andy, I mean, hold off on the bean and cheese, all right?
Hold off on the bean and cheese and start eating something healthy.
That is unhealthy.
And this guy had the audacity to say on that stream, hey, dude, I'm going to live to be 30.
You're not, dude.
You got a lot of fucking problems, man.
All right.
I mean, that was, Jesus, that was the most disgusting thing I had ever seen in my life.
All right, look, it's midnight.
All right, it's midnight here.
And I guess what I'm going to do here is what should we do?
Should we put on media share for a minute?
Should we put on some media share?
Here, let's put on some media share in here.
All right, go ahead.
Boom.
It's on eight bucks media share in the house.
All right.
Since these sons of bitches out here that are talking, I mean, I'm just trying to help other streamers.
That's why I'm streaming other streamers, dude.
I'm just trying to help other streamers.
As you can see, Bjorn was very appreciative.
And I'm glad because Bjorn really needed the cash, to be honest with you, dude.
It was not a joke.
Anyway, I have now put on MediaShare.
So if you want me to hear your damn audiopile, all right, give me a break.
I mean, go ahead.
Hey, the chair sniffer.
I was helping.
All right.
I was fucking helping.
Did you see Bjorn do a little dance for Christ's sake, dude?
Give me my fucking drink.
And let me tell you, all you people that are talking garbage that are new to this broadcast, you better fucking respect me, boy, or we're going to have some problems.
Do you understand?
You need to read about me.
I'm a fucking internet legend.
Do you understand?
For Christ's sake.
I mean, y'all ever heard of the troll wars one, two, and three?
That's me, baby.
All right.
And by the way, I don't want another troll war.
All right.
I don't want another troll war.
All right.
Anyway, let me.
I need some more fucking beer.
As a matter of fact, I mean, I mean, I just, I'm not even kidding around.
I need another fucking beer.
All right, let me chug a lug on this one and then we're going to go ahead and move it.
Move it on.
Uh-oh.
In the field of local live.
Uh-oh.
This is by Oliver Carswell.
Pretty good representation of my call from last night.
Lol.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's right.
Oliver Coswell failed at Raided Graffiti last night.
What is it?
What's the media share that you want?
What are you doing?
We'll get him next time.
Yeah, no shit.
We'll get him next time.
No shit will get him next time.
For Christ's sake.
Local live homanta.
Tayment.
Oh, my God.
As Salamua Licham Ghost, cheers to the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Also, shout out to Sayyid Hassan Nasrallah, Bashar al-Assad.
Don't be giving crops to Nasrallah.
Don't be giving crops to Nasrallah.
Death to America and Israel.
Fuck you, Tim McCrab.
What is this?
What did you request?
What is this?
You know what I fucking hate?
Niggers.
I don't like diggers.
I don't like diggers.
I don't like niggers.
I don't like niggers.
This is horrors.
I don't like diggers.
Tim McCrab, you're an asshole.
I don't like diggers.
I don't like niggers.
I don't like diggers.
All right.
All right.
We get it for Christ.
Are you joking, man?
I mean, when I put on media share, I didn't mean to fucking media share this horse shit for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
You piece of shit.
Oh, my God.
Here is one of my disciples.
You can be just like him with my teaching and advise.
Hit me or aesthetic up for a quick distilling.
This fucking huffing paint shit is not funny, dude.
All right, this is not funny.
Oh, my God.
All right, let's get to Distillans here, and then we'll get to Gurax.
Pan Terra Ankle Asshole Rant00:07:15
All right, Distillens, this is his.
What is this?
This is some dude huffing paint.
It's some dude huffing paint out of a bag.
It looks like a fat Mexican.
Is that Mexican Andy?
Oh my god Dude, this is not funny dude tell me when it's hitting you.
Tell me when it's hitting you homes.
Tell me when it's hitting you, eh?
Jesus Christ.
Are you kidding me?
You might be blank blank.
What the hell does that mean, Richard?
Anyway, let's get to Gurax here, alright?
Let's go ahead and get to Gurax.
Oh, jeez.
Yo, what do we have here?
You requested these spacecraft pulling up to the cockship?
Yo.
What are those?
How many Ram Ranches are there, dude?
N-I-G-G-A-S-U-D-S.
This is disgusting, dude.
A huge spacecraft filled with niggas?
What?
Fuck!
What?
Wait, hold on.
Are you joking?
Ram Ranch is now going racist now?
Ram Ranch is... Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's play Richards.
what is this local live home entertainment oh my god all right Fat ass running the bases.
Real funny.
Let's go ahead and check out Richards.
What is this, Richard?
What is this?
If you think it's a good idea to reach for a cop's gun for street cran, you might be Michael Brown.
Oh, you might be Michael Brown.
In all seriousness, though, love the show.
Have some pencil.
I hope so.
I hope so, Oliver Carswell.
Hold on.
Is this Sam Hyde?
Fucking Sam Hyde.
If you assault a convenience.
Oh, my God.
If you assault a convenience store owner, a box of cigars, and if you can dismiss it as a cultural thing, you might be Mike Brown.
Oh, dude, man.
All right.
I get why people like Sam Hyde now.
I get it.
I get it now, dude.
I get it, dude.
I get it.
Anyway, this is Fat Ass Running the Bases media request.
What is this?
What is this shit?
I like playing baseball.
Play ball.
Yeah.
You son of a bitch.
Fuck you!
All right, the reason I, look, just shut up, dude.
All right.
I'm not a fucking hambone, and I'm not cripple.
I want to get that out of the fucking way before you idiots start trolling that shit again.
All right?
Anyway, this is by Oliver Carswell.
He just requested this.
Go ahead.
What is Oliver Coswell doing?
Old Pantera.
1980s Pantera.
You're fucking idiot.
You're trying to fucking, you're trying to rub it in my face, aren't you?
You're trying to rub fucking Pantera in my face.
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe this.
And hey, all of you people that are saying glam terra, fuck you.
All right?
All of you people in the chat room that are like, it's glam terra.
It's glamour terra.
It's glam terra.
Fuck you, man.
All right.
Pantera is metal, dude.
I'm talking about Vinnie Paul on the fucking drums.
I'm talking about dime bag Daryl on the fucking guitar ripping it.
I'm talking about Phyll and Selmo with his fucking vocals, dude.
I'm talking about Rex on that fucking slamming bass.
I'm talking about Pan fucking Terra.
All right.
Son of a bitch.
All right.
Do we have any more media shares here?
Oh, here's a March of the Volunteers requested this.
March of the Volunteers.
What the hell is this?
Oh, jeez.
This is the fucking Chinese national anthem.
You see, you motherfuckers.
I better talk with not cock off bitch about the communist government of China.
We speak an ankle of your asshole, motherfucker.
All right, all right, shut this off.
All right, we get it.
Jesus Christ, man.
Let me have my fucking beer.
All right.
You know what time it is.
All right.
I can't believe I've already spent three hours and five minutes with you folks.
I waste my weekend with you trolls.
You get that, right?
I mean, I spent almost six hours yesterday on the broadcast for the Ghost Show.
Today, I'm already three hours and five minutes on the Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night trolls you.
Then now you're making me belch.
Now you're making me belch for Christ's sake.
All right.
Anyway, let's fight.
I didn't promise in eight hours.
You know, you fucking trolls, you like to pull shit out of your ass.
You promised.
You promised, Aina.
I didn't promise shit.
Ghost, they did it.
They legalized weed in Illinois.
They did?
Are you kidding me?
Weena, they really legalize weed in Illinois for Christ's sake.
That's very interesting for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's take a look at, or let's hear what Weena one actual requested on the media share.
What did you request?
Some sublime, huh?
Smoking two joints, baby.
Legalize it. Legalize it.
You know, I actually like sublime.
You know what I'm saying?
It's a damn shame what happened to the lead singer.
It's pretty unfortunate here.
Mojo.
All right, Mojo requested this media share.
What is this, Mojo?
What is this?
Mojo requested this son of a bitch.
and see what the hell this is.
Earn your pay.
That's fucking horrible, dude.
Sublime Lead Singer Temptation00:15:11
Work, Mexican work.
I can't believe that the South Park idiots can get away with this type of shit.
You know what I mean?
How do the South Park assholes get away with this type of racist garbage?
But, like, if you go on Twitch and tell a woman that, hey, look, you're not all that bitch.
You're kicked off.
Can somebody explain that one?
What, Mexican Andy?
That's not the real Mexican Andy.
You know what?
I've lost all respect for Mexican Andy.
All right.
I think he's a fat, taco-eating piece of fucking garbage that needs to go back, if you want my opinion.
All right?
You could tell Mexican Andy I said that.
You need to go back, you piece of trash.
What a piece of garbage.
Jesus Christ.
Let's go ahead and see.
What did you request, Mexican Andy?
What is this?
Need a dispenser here.
Need a dispenser here.
Need a dispenser.
Need a dispenser here!
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Need a dispenser here!
Shut this shit up!
Need a dispenser here!
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Need a dispenser here!
Need a dispenser here!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut up.
Jesus Christ, man.
For fuck's sake.
I mean, dude, you've been fucking playing that shit since like, I don't know how long on radio graffiti.
I don't know how fucking long for Christ's sake.
All right.
The pet Mexican.
Hey, I'm, you know, where is the pet?
Where's my pet Mexican, dude?
I haven't seen the pet Mexican in a long time.
Hey, my pet Mexican, wherever you are, come back, man.
Take your chains and play your head and pop it Stop it, stop it Kick up with your kid on the block Dog, you pet shit.
Got that fucking ear rape up for Christ's sake, man.
Shut that shit up.
That isn't the real pet Mexican.
That ain't the pet Mexican.
I know my pet Mexican.
That ain't the pet Mexican, dude.
All right.
That ain't the fucking pet Mexican.
Jesus Christ.
Look, I'm sorry, folks.
Whoever the hell that idiot was that donated to the pet Mexican did that fucking ear rape.
So my apologies.
If you guys have, you know, you know, a little bit of fucked up ears going on.
It's my apologies for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let me go ahead and get some more beer for Christ's sake.
All right.
Let's get some more beer.
You're damn right, baby.
You're goddamn right.
Got ourselves some more beer.
All right, here we go.
Oh, shit.
It's spilling.
Fuck's sake.
I hate when this fucking beer like explodes.
And then, you know, I got fucking like beer on my pants.
It looks like I pissed my pants.
I'm not only use me blade.
I don't piss my pants for Christ's sake.
And by the way, is Blade on?
Let me see if Blade's on.
Is Blade on?
Let me see if Blade is on here.
Probably not.
Let's take a look.
Nah, he ain't on.
God damn it.
I thought we were going to see Blade on.
He's not on, for Christ's sake.
All right.
I just wanted to see if he was on.
I mean, the night that we rated his stream, that's when he threw the puppy.
You remember?
Live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this, for Christ's sake?
And shut up.
I don't wear a fucking diaper.
All right.
That's what Blade does.
Blade feels that, hey, he gets so drunk, he pisses himself.
So, you know, he solves the problem, quote unquote, by wearing a diaper.
By wearing a damn diaper.
The hell is this?
What are you talking about?
All right.
We got a couple of media shares here.
This one was requested by All Rise for the Anthem.
I don't know what the hell this is, but take a look at it.
What is it?
All Rise for the Anthem.
What is this shit?
Oh, fuck you.
And they show Trump holding his hand over his heart to this roosty shit.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck you, people.
I hate these fucking mouth-breathing, cockeyed vodka-drinking roosties, all right?
Get this roostie shit out of here.
Shut up, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I don't like roosties, dude.
I don't like them, all right?
They're vodka drinkers, they're cockeyed, they're mouth-breathers, all right?
And this is the same group of people that invented serfdom, and serfdom is below slavery, so that'll tell you a lot about the roosties, for Christ's sake, man.
I don't trust roosties.
I don't like roosties, all right?
I'm sorry, all right?
And if you happen to be Russian, well, you know, that's your fucking problem, all right?
Anyway, here is the next media share by Black Hat.
I can only imagine what the fuck this is.
Black Hat requested this media share.
What is this?
What is this crap?
If you want something even special, cover the higher-ups.
There is Big Sexy, a push of Kush, and we also have the Freak in the Sheets.
She's also named Ghosty.
What?
What do you call right now?
What?
56399.
the fuck did this and you too can have your fantasies on leash did you hear her She said...
And this one is named Ghosty.
You fuck you, man.
Who the fuck made that shit?
Who in the fuck made that shit?
You fuckers, man.
You got...
Damn it!
You goddamn sons of bitches.
Wait, are you all insinuating that I should fucking call another date line for Christ's sake?
Is that what you all are insinuating?
That I need to call another date line for Christ's sake?
Why are you all hooked on that shit?
Why?
Bjorn went into the tractor a little after you left lol.
GG.
Are you kidding me?
He actually went into the tractor.
Jesus Christ, man.
Y'all shouldn't be doing that to this dude, man.
All right, y'all shouldn't be doing that to this dude.
Anyway, this is a media request by LeBone.
LeBone requested this.
What is this?
I fucking hate you.
Dude, I never said that.
I never said that shit.
You know, fuck off, man.
Fuck off.
I never said that shit.
That's a splice.
And everybody that's a true fan of the show knows it for Christ's sake, man.
That's a splice.
Man, and now, man, I've got literal spit all over my 49-inch screen TV, dude, or my 49-inch ultra-wide monitor.
It's because I'm yelling at you fucks.
You know, I'm yelling at you fucking idiots.
And no, it's not real, dude.
It's a damn splice, and everybody knows it.
It's a damn splice, and everybody knows it.
Jesus Christ.
No, ultra-wide 49-inch screen.
I don't have TVs anymore, dude.
I don't subscribe to cable.
I get all my entertainment on the internets.
That's what I do.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Let me take a sip of this.
Hold on.
I'm going to go ahead and close these media shares in about five minutes, and then I'm going to take a break.
Now, what is it that you all want?
Y'all want radio graffiti?
Y'all want the dating line?
What do y'all want?
I personally believe that we should just go into radio graffiti because I know a lot of people.
All right.
I know a lot of people out there that want radio graffiti.
What, dating line?
Dating line, radio graffiti, dating line, dating line.
Jesus Christ.
Not both.
No, we're not doing both, dude.
All right, we're doing one or the other.
The dating line, or we're doing the radio graffiti.
We're not doing both.
Fuck you.
We're not doing both.
Jesus Christ, man.
Look at all these people want to hear the date.
Are you fucking joking?
You want to hear the dating line?
Are you?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right.
And look, just because I did both before doesn't mean that's a precedent, you idiots.
Jesus Christ, you fucking ought to.
No, you always done both, Ghost.
Shut up.
Look, we got radio graffiti, radio graffiti, date line.
We're not doing both, you idiots.
So shut the fuck up with the both talk.
We're not doing both.
All right?
We're doing one or the other.
All right?
For Christ's sake.
Like this stream if you want one of the two choices.
Dislike the stream if you want both radio graffiti and dating.
Fuck you, you fucking asshole.
Fuck you.
I'm tired of you people disliking my fucking show.
Oh my God.
I love to self-dono.
Here's my quote from Memorial Day.
Fuck you.
All right.
I'm not self-dono in anything.
And what the hell did you media share request?
What is this?
This is by some idiot trying to claim his name is ghost.
What is this?
I'm going to bang her ratting up the pooper.
You fucking asshole.
You fucking asshole.
Oh my God.
He needed the truth about the ugly, stinky, smelly, disgusting.
You fucking asshole.
AKA, niggers, Negroes, Poons.
Hey!
Hey!
North American hairless.
Hey, don't do that shit!
Hey, don't be racist, you racist bastard!
Jesus Christ, you racist pricks, dude.
And what the hell did you request for media share?
What the hell is this?
What is this crap?
If you smell something funny when you walk down the street, you're in Coontown.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You look and see garbage all over the street, you're in Coontown.
Oh, my God.
Up and down the street.
I don't condone this racist shit, dude.
I do not condone this.
All right, shut up for Christ's sake, man.
I don't condone any of this racism, all right?
All right, I'm gonna go ahead and turn off.
I'm turning it off right now.
Media share is now off, okay?
Media share is now off.
Now, I mean, what are we doing here?
Are we doing radio graffiti?
Is that the general consensus that we have in the damn chat room?
We're not doing both, you fucking unappreciative pricks.
Do you understand that?
We're not fucking doing both.
All right?
We're either doing one or the other.
Look, we got radio graffiti, radio graffiti, radio graffiti.
And fuck you, you idiots that are saying both.
Radio graffiti.
Fuck you.
I'm not doing both, dude.
I am not doing fucking both.
Radio graffiti, dateline, date line, radio graffiti, date line.
It looks like it looks like mostly radio graffitis.
And listen, don't threaten me with a fucking troll war if I don't do one or both.
Don't fucking threaten me, dude.
Because I don't respond well to threats.
Because if you're going to threaten me, I'll just end this fucking show right now.
So you sons of bitches, I could show you sons of bitches a lesson.
All right?
I could show you sons of bitches a lesson for Christ's sake.
Hey, I'm trying.
I'm trying to do a straw poll now, but you ungrateful pieces of shit think that I owe you both the damn radio graffiti and the chat dateline.
Look at this.
Oh, my God.
Look at this asshole.
Both are troll war Puto.
Look at this.
Both are troll war.
You know, you're not going to fucking threaten me, you asshole.
You're not going to threaten me because I don't respond well to threats.
You should know that by now.
What if I just ended the show right now if you sons of bitches are going to come at me like this?
What if I end the show right now if you sons of bitches are going to end it like this?
All right?
Son of a bitch.
I'm telling you, you guys are a bunch of ungrateful pricks, dude.
You know what?
I need to take a break anyway.
All right.
I got to go drain the main vein.
Okay.
I got to go drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage that I got hanging between my legs over here.
All right.
I'm going to be right back.
All right.
And listen, no, fuck.
You want me to end it?
You assholes?
You want me to fucking end it?
Don't tempt me because I'll fucking end it.
All right.
Don't fucking tempt me or I'm going to fucking end this garbage.
You fucking pieces of trash trying to talk garbage to me.
How fucking dare you people try to talk garbage to me?
How fucking dare you people sit here and try to threaten me?
All right?
Local live home entity.
They're trying to threaten me.
Look at this shit.
They're trying to threaten me for Christmas.
Don't threaten me.
Don't fuck with me.
Do you understand that?
Don't fuck with me.
You piece of crap.
Don't you fucking dare go there with the troll war, you piece of trash.
Do you understand me?
Don't you dare fuck with me.
End it, your garbage.
Look at these fuckers.
Look at these fuckers.
They really are trying to tempt me.
Look at these fucking pieces of shit.
You're really trying to tempt me, you piece of crap.
For fuck's sake, man.
I'm telling you, people make me sick.
All right, you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to make you.
I'm going to force you to watch Fox News.
Elizabeth Warren Fox News Clip00:02:53
All right.
So maybe you fucking trolls can learn something.
All right.
I'm going to go for a break.
And when I come back, maybe we'll do one.
Maybe we'll do the other.
We're not doing both.
And don't fucking threaten me with a damn troll war, you piece of shit.
Now, what I'm going to play from Fox News is Elizabeth Warren giving a cringeworthy ancestry answer to the film of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
There's no straw.
I'm not fucking clicking that straw poll.
All right.
This is my show.
This is the Saturday Night Troll Show hosted by Ghost, you piece of trash.
All right.
Now, I want y'all to watch this Fox News clip.
All right.
It's of the five.
I don't know if you're familiar with the five.
It's a pretty good show that happens around at least 4 p.m. Central, 5 p.m. Eastern Time.
And they talk about the cringeworthy response that dumbass Pocahontas.
I'm talking about Elizabeth Warren, this stupid, dumb, ding-bat, liberal, long-haired wannabe who pretended to be Indian so she could progress her goddamn academic career.
And now that she's trying to run for president, she's trying to deny that she put on any of these goddamn little college things.
She's denying that she claimed to be Indian.
She claimed to be Indian, and that's how it is.
That's how these Democrats are.
They're a bunch of liars.
If you're a Democrat, you're anti-American trash.
Do you understand me?
The Democrats weaponized the FBI in an attempt to remove a duly elected president and the great Donald Trump that is our president right now.
So you all just sit there and shut your mouth.
You learn something.
I'm going to go drain the main vein.
All right.
I'm going to go drain the 15 and a half inch John Holm sausage.
I'm going to leave you, all right, with the five and how Elizabeth Warren, Pocahontas, this anti-American socialist crap, tried to give a cringeworthy answer when she was around a bunch of blacks.
When she was interviewed by a bunch of blacks and they asked her about her goddamn Indian ancestry, I'm telling you right now, it is cringeworthy.
And I'm telling you, if you're a Democrat, you are anti-American scum.
You hate America if you are a Democrat.
Do you understand that?
You are anti-American scum if you're Democrats and I spit in your fucking face.
I spit in your Democrat, long-haired liberal bedwedding hippie leftist face.
I spit in your face.
So I'll be right back.
Put the PC shot on.
I'll be right back.
I'm going to go drain the main vein.
Don't go anywhere when I come back.
We're doing either radio graffiti or the date line, but not both, you piece of crap.
Alarm Clock Native American Point00:04:24
Play it.
Play debacle just keeps on getting worse.
Check out the latest cringeworthy moment as the 2020 Democrat gets grilled about her Native American heritage.
There was some report that said you were Native American on your Texas bar license and that you said you were Native American on some documents when you were a professor at Harvard.
And she can get away with her dances and her talking points if you- if you do something on a network, but you can't speak honestly about what you did because you lied and it comes across so obvious.
Well, one, Charlemagne, the guy is not just any interviewer.
I mean, he's terrific.
I mean, that show's a big hit.
Yeah, but he's casual and disarming, and she's on that.
Maybe they're not dressed up for TV, but I don't think they're casual, disarming.
All the Democrats want to get on that show right now.
And I'll tell you why I'm trying to say he did a good interview.
I think he did a terrific interview.
Yeah, but I think he got to the heart and soul of the matter.
You look at the questions, it's almost bullet point fashion.
In the field of local live home.
That's an important point, man.
Spaghetti, I think, Dana, uh, if you're listening and you're uh, you know, listener to this menu show and you hear this, and there's a primary coming up, maybe you won't.
In the last day or two, Politico had an army that was wild with African Americans.
She's uncomfortable because it's uncomfortable to watch it and to know about it.
The one thing is, it's Donald Trump can call her Pocahontas, and it's like his bass laughs and it's but when it's coming from somebody else, when it's coming from maybe somebody who might be on your left or on the Democratic side, that is a different thing.
And I wonder if somebody like a Kamala Harris or a Corey Booker or even Bernie Sanders that wants to try to figure out a way to get a leg up will fight will actually use this against allowing that to happen specifically.
I think that I think Charlemagne did this because he has, you know, he has an allegiance, another candidate.
Score Pronto Bud Twenty Four00:07:29
And he also obviously watches the five because in October 2018, we gave Liz Warren the Rachel Dalazo Award.
One of my monologues.
So thank you, Charlemagne.
Also, he is, he's like a laser.
All right.
I'm back.
Go ahead and take this off for Christ's sake.
All right.
We get it.
All right.
Now, look, I want to ask you people one Mo Gin, what the hell you want to do for Christ's sake.
All right.
What is it that you want to do?
Do you want to hear radio graffiti or do you want to hear a date line?
Or look, I'll tell you what.
I'll do both.
If we get, I mean, because look, man, I mean, if we do both, I'm here till like 2:30 in the morning.
All right.
I'm not even joking.
Maybe even longer than that.
All right.
So if we do both, I mean, you know, how about here's Evil Mirror?
Fucking local home.
Fuck you, you left this piece of shit.
All right.
Fuck you.
All right.
Let me see.
If we if we hook it up, Jesus Christ, let me think about this.
Shut up in the chat room.
Let me think about this for a second.
All right.
Shut up.
Let me see.
If we get if we get $40 in donos from now until 1 o'clock a.m., we'll do both.
How about that?
All right.
And I'm not talking about one.
Don't, don't, you fucking goddamn fucking ballers.
Don't be an asshole and just donate the 40 bucks.
Oh, look at the fucking live home.
No.
Oh, my God.
No.
Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait.
Now I'm a greedy Jew.
Look at it.
Now I'm a bad guy.
How about if I just fucking end the show now, you piece of shit?
How about that?
Oh, I'm a shekel goblin.
Oh, I'm a sheckle golf.
Fuck you.
How about if I end the fucking show?
How about that?
Two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number 45.
The fucking big smoke.
Cheers, ghost.
You know I am in the field of local.
Wait, Oliver Coswell votes.
Oh, my God.
Everyone vote here.
Wait a minute.
How many was that?
That was three.
Hold on.
Let me get a fucking calculator here.
I'm sorry.
I got to get the calculator going on.
All right.
What do we got here?
All right.
We've got.
We got three plus five plus five.
Plus three.
Oh my god.
What a shekel guy.
Fuck you, you asshole.
All right.
Plus another three.
All right.
What is this?
19 bucks so far.
Look at that.
See?
I mean, it's not, it's not that bad.
All right.
19 bucks so far for.
Oh, it's 16.
Okay, 16 bucks.
Y'all want to.
All right, 16 bucks.
How about that?
No, I am in the field of local live homantain.
Oh, my God.
Ghost brother, did you see Anthony Joshua lost to that fat Mexican bum, Andy?
No, I didn't get to see it because I was fucking sitting here doing a shove.
Deontay Wilder, and now there won't be a money fight.
The new money fight is Deontay Wilder versus Tyson Fury 2.
Fury will beat this boy.
I think so.
I mean, I think you're absolutely right.
I mean, Wilder had a pretty good, well, let's put it this way.
He was supposed to knock out Tyson Fury.
He didn't do it.
All right.
So look, there's 24 bucks.
All right.
We've got till 1 a.m.
All right.
It's 24 bucks.
It's almost there.
Give me, give me a chug here.
Chug a lug, chug a lug.
But hey, Khabib, I would have loved to have watched the fucking fight.
But unfortunately, I'm sitting here on my weekends broadcasting to you, sons of bitches, dude.
That's what I do.
All right.
That's my life.
It's my life.
Don't you forget caught in the crowd.
It never ends.
Anyway, look, we're almost there.
24-bucker.
You know, we're almost there, dude.
All right, let me go ahead and smoke some.
Let me smoke some wacky tobacco while we're waiting, okay?
Because it's obvious you idiots are going to donate and you're going to have to do the fucking two fucking date line and the radio graffiti and all that shit.
So with that being said, let me get this fucking pipe.
Let me fucking empty this goddamn pipe out.
And it's time to smoke some tetrahydrocannabinol, some wacky tobacco, some marijuana, some grass, some reefer, some poo smoke.
All right?
Let's go ahead and I got to call this fucking Mexican kid that I score from that sells candy apples on the corner.
I got to go page him.
You know, he's got a beefer number because I'm down to like one fatty bud, you know?
I'm down to one fat.
You hear me crack that bud open?
I'm down to one fatty bud, and that ain't good, dude.
I need to hook up.
I need to score, and I need to score Pronto, you know?
I need to score Pronto for Christ's sake.
All right.
Anyway, look, like I said, if we don't meet the look, we're almost there.
It's 24 bucks.
If we don't meet the 40 bucks, well, then I'll do one or the other, okay?
But I think we're going to do it.
I think I've got confidence that we're going to do it.
Okay.
And you idiots that are calling me a fucking sheckle goblin, man.
Fuck you, dude.
I mean, I've already been on here for three hours and 35 minutes for fuck's sake.
All right.
Field of local live hall meant attainment.
I'm going to watch this.
What's the matter, buddy?
Are your batteries getting low?
Need a recharge?
No, I'd like to try to fucking salvage the Saturday night, dude.
All right.
And wait a minute, dude.
The media share is over.
All right, Weena.
All right.
The media share is over, but I'll add your eight to the fucking.
What is it?
32.
All right, dude.
32.
That's.
Dude, come on, man.
That quick?
That fucking quick.
Let me go ahead and freaking fucking.
smoke this for christ's sake i gotta hold it hit the brake oh my god oh man that was a big ass hit
I couldn't even hold it didn't let it hit the brain dude.
Oh Jesus and you know what you know what it is What is it?
Jesus Christ.
Oh my god chop chop do both oh We're at 40 for fuck's sake dude.
We're already at fucking 40 dude.
I should have said 70 for fuck's sake.
Let me blow my nose here Oh fuck all right since y'all did it y'all did it pretty quick.
Rapist Wit Dateline Call Time00:15:03
I gotta give y'all props on that dude.
I'll go ahead and do both.
All right.
I'll go ahead and do both.
All right.
I'm a man of my word.
Okay.
And you know what?
I think you got off cheap.
I think I'm the fucking idiot that got fucked on this deal.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
But of course, for whatever reason, I have compassion for you trolls for some goddamn reason.
You know what I mean?
I don't get it.
No way.
I've got compassion.
Look at this.
In the field of local live hall mentor.
Grinder instead.
Oh my God.
Why do y'all want me to get on grinder, dude?
I don't want to get on grinder.
I don't want to.
There's obvious.
The last time I was on grinder, okay, when I was on the show, I had a neighbor that was like 500 feet or 400 feet away from me, for Christ's sake.
And that neighbor is married.
And that's, I don't want, I don't want to know who's gay and who isn't gay in this fucking community.
All right.
I don't want to fucking do it.
All right.
I don't want to fucking do it.
That was a horrible experience the last time.
And I don't want to do it.
All right.
You said, and we had a deal here.
Wait a minute.
In the field of local live hall mental girl voice.
Can you use your girl voice for dateline?
No, dude.
I'm trying.
The reason I call the dateline is to show these incels that are listening how to talk to women.
That's what I'm doing over here, okay?
And by the way, you know, you're lucky because I just got text by one of these date lines.
Yeah, they'll text your ass if you call them.
That they gave me 30 extra minutes.
30 extra minutes for Christ's sake.
So with that being said, we're going to go and give me about five minutes.
I'm going to take some smoke.
I want to get drunk a little bit, you know, get a little loose.
We call the damn dateline.
It's going to be one in the morning.
You're going to have a lot of women on there, okay?
A lot of women.
Local live hall mentatainment.
Oh, my God.
Play the fucking music, you cheap-ass Jew or troll war now.
Fuck you, Weena.
Fuck you.
In the field of local voice.
Fuck you.
Let's be honest.
Most of your fans want to hook up with dude.
Really?
Girl voice, please.
Really?
We got a bunch of gays or something?
People.
People want boys who like boys to be girls like their boys to the girls like that.
They're one of those fucking people.
Are you kidding me?
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Can you use your girl voice for once?
Dark meme magician girl.
Oh, it's calling out dark meme magician girl on that one.
Look, dude, I don't want to call as a girl.
Girl, I want to call as a man and try to get some of these women, you know, mesmerized by my rapist wit.
All right, I've got a rapist wit.
And every time I call up and exert my rapist writ, I get a bunch of crap from you people that are in the chat room saying that I'm worse than Ted Bundy or some shit.
All right?
So give me a break.
Give me my drink.
I've got 30 extra minutes for Christ's sake.
All right.
I got 30 extra minutes and we're going to call here in just one second, okay?
All right.
Now, listen, before I call the dateline, I would like to go over the last time I called the dateline in which we had a widow that was on the dateline.
Hold on, what is this?
Oh, my God.
Furries, actually, your fan base is pretty much 99% furry.
So break out your best yiff voice.
No way that that's a fucking lie.
I don't have furries that listen to me.
All right.
I don't have furries that fucking listen to me.
And by the way, since Weena one actual donated, you know, a couple of donos, I'll go ahead and play with a fucking YouTube video.
Who I am?
This fucking asshole.
What is this?
Ghost admits being a rapist.
I'm not a rapist.
I said I have a rapist wit.
All right, you asshole.
I'm not a rapist.
I said I had a rapist wit.
What the fuck are you talking about, dude?
I'm not a fucking rapist, dude.
I don't need to rape anybody.
All right.
I mean, whenever I go outside, I got the fucking bitches pulling the fucking balls out of my pants.
All right.
What are you fucking talking about?
I don't need to goddamn rape anybody.
Are you kidding me?
Whenever I go into a bar, I got bitches buying me beer.
All right, what are you talking about for Christ's sake, man?
Jesus Christ.
Sorry, had to leave the stream for a while so I could get to work.
What's this about reaching $40?
What were you going to do?
I was going to do both the date line and the radio graffiti.
That's what I was doing.
And yeah, that's what the 40 bucks was all about.
Anyway, listen, let me play this for Weena what actual.
What is this wiener?
All right.
All right.
Turn this shit off.
Turn this fucking gay club music off.
You mean to tell me, Weena, that you're actually bumping this shit in your car?
I mean, you're actually bumping this shit like when you're alone at home and shit.
You're actually bumping this shit.
That's garbage.
Oh, my God.
It's rapier wit.
You oath.
Rapier.
Rapier?
Well, just shut up, all right?
I got a rapist wit, all right?
That's all there is to it, okay?
I mean, I'm telling you, you know, women, you know, I can't even talk to women because women, for some reason, they get under my spell and they're like, oh, my God.
You're just one of these men that can really identify with me.
You really, like, know me.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, it's just how it is.
That's why all these people want me to call the dateline.
That's why all these people want me to call the dateline, bro.
Because they know, they know the rapist wit that I exert like it ain't shit.
That's why every time I call these damn date lines, you sons of bitches are saying that I'm worse than Ted Bundy, whatever the fuck that means, all right?
I'm worse than Ted Bundy.
How the fuck do you figure?
How the fuck do you figure that shit?
Give me my fucking smoke.
Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about, man.
Ugh.
Ugh.
You know, gotta loosen up, baby.
You gotta have the tetrahydro cannabinol loosening up.
Oh, shit.
I just spilled fucking beer all over my fucking pants.
Fuck.
Oh, shit.
Give me a fucking napkin for fuck's sake, man.
God damn it, it's on the fucking floor, man.
My fucking dog's gonna fucking lick it up and shit.
You're gonna get drunk.
Fucking hell, dude.
I'm fucking ruining my badass pants, dude.
Jesus Christ.
Got a fucking big.
It looks like I got a big piss stain on myself, for Christ's sake.
And I don't piss my pants.
All right, ghost does not piss his pants, all right?
Fucking look at this.
Heil Spiller.
Heil Spiller.
You're always there to talk shit, Dark Me Magician girl.
You're always there to talk shit.
Local live hole.
All right.
Exposed.
What?
What?
50 Shades of Ghostler?
Wait a minute.
Hold on just a second.
Exposed for what?
Exposed for what?
What do you mean?
I mean, 50 shades of isn't that that 50 shades of gray stuff, like that bondage stuff?
What's wrong with that?
You know, what's wrong with tying a broad up and putting a ball gag in her mouth and then spanking her ass until it's candy apple red for Christ?
What the fuck's wrong with that?
Huh?
What the hell is wrong with that?
What the hell's wrong with nipple clamps and you know, the turn of wheel and you know, bounds and channel?
What the fuck?
What's going wrong with that?
What the fuck's wrong with that?
I'm just saying.
I mean, if you're in the privacy of your own home, I mean, what the fuck?
Oh, Jesus Christ with all this beer.
I need more napkins for Christ's sake.
I mean, seriously.
What's wrong with that?
I mean, if you're in the privacy of your own home, you should be able to do whatever the hell you want to do, right?
Am I right?
Just saying, man.
And no, it doesn't mean that I'm into that shit.
I'm just saying, if you know, if you wanted to, who gives a shit?
Huh?
I'm not joking.
Jesus Christ, you guys are judgmental.
Here you guys are waxing your character fucking cartoon women and you're judging me.
Oh my God.
I ma Ray pissed.
Man, fuck you, you asshole.
Listen, that's not what I said.
I said I have a rapist wit.
All right, asshole.
That's a big difference.
Jesus Christ.
You guys, you know, you guys are fucking assholes.
All right, let me take a chug of this and we can get on with the fucking show here.
All right.
Let me just go take a chug of this when we get on with the fucking show.
Chug a lug, chug a lug.
All right.
One more chug.
Hell with it.
Shut up in the chat room, dude.
All right.
Shut up.
How do you know what a wit a rapist?
Don't worry about it.
All right.
Just don't worry about it.
Soiler.
I fucking spill shit on my pants.
Now I'm pissler and spiller and soiler.
Yeah, real fucking funny, dude.
Real fucking funny, you piece of shit.
Jesus Christ.
And by the way, girls love that shit.
They like, you know, having their ass smacked in the middle of sexual coitus.
You know?
You know, they do.
You know, the thing is, you as a man, you have to be like pounding that fucking ass like you're fucking, you know, two, three hundred pounds of jackhammer ass, just pounding the meat wallet, okay?
To the point in which the friction of your pennis penetrating her vulva and other very sensitive parts in the meat wallet will be so intense that it gets her so aroused that you can do whatever you want.
You can slap her ass, you can pull her hair, you could do a donkey punch.
Y'all ever done a donkey punch before?
Have y'all ever done that?
Maybe I shouldn't even be saying, you know, I shouldn't even be talking about this stuff.
I shouldn't even be talking about this garbage.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, folks.
Let me have a drink.
I'm sorry if I'm divergenizing people's ears and shit.
I'm sorry for Christ's sake, but I mean, I'm just asking, you know, have you ever, has anybody ever done a donkey punch?
That's all I'm asking.
All right.
I mean, it's a very interesting maneuver to finish ejaculation during sexual coitus, okay?
Now, if you're not familiar with this, this is just for merely educational and entertainment purposes only.
We are after midnight.
This is 1 o'clock a.m. right now where I'm at in San Antonio.
But for all those that are curious, okay, and this is going to be very explicit.
So everybody, you know, if you're not used to this, you know, just cover your ears and shit.
Wait, wait, hold on.
What is this, Belucifer?
Oh, my God.
You definitely have a rapist wit.
You also have an even rapier way of talking to women.
Well, I know how to talk to women, baby.
It's what I do.
I mean, it's, you know, anyway, listen.
What happens in a donkey punch is that, you know, you've got your slong in a girl's ass, right?
You've got your schlong and a girl's ass, and you're in the midst of pumping.
You know, you're pumping and pumping and pumping, and you're about to ejaculate.
So what you do so that the ejaculation can come that much better, so you can get yourself a decent hump and a decent squeeze.
You punch the chick in the head so that when you punch the chick in the head, she clinches, and then you can cut.
You get it.
All right, you get it.
Anyway, that's a donkey punch.
Just FYI.
I only said what it was because I had so many people that I lost fucking, I lost listeners after that.
Thanks a lot, guys.
I just lost listeners.
Hey, listen.
No, no, no.
I'm not.
No, listen.
I'm not saying you like punch her with full force and you knock her out like some maniac.
It's just like, you know, you're, you know, the back of the head, you just give her a little, you just give her a little knock.
That's all.
You know, I mean, you don't want to hurt her.
You do, you just give her a little knock.
So she's like, oh my God.
And she clinches up and you just kind of, you know, finish with a decent hump.
That's all I'm saying.
All right.
I'm just, anyway, I'm just, I don't even know why I'm saying this.
You see, you fucking trolls, you're a bad influence on me, let alone, you know, you considering me a bad influence on you for Christ's sake.
All right, give me a freaking smoke in the field of local live home entertainment Oh, my God.
The donkey show goes.
No, it's no, it's not.
You're not doing anything with a donkey, you tard.
You know how, like, you know, never mind.
Just forget I even said any of this stuff.
All right.
Just forget about it.
Just forget about it.
All right.
All right.
Let me get some more beer and then we're going to go ahead and call this fucking date line and see what kind of, we'll see what we can do.
All right.
We'll see what we can do.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
So now you're advocating cause being women.
No, I clearly.
Hey, dark me magician girl, shut up.
I clearly said not to like punch in the sense of like you're hurting abroad or something.
Donkey Punching Faithful Husband00:06:25
It's it's like a love tap.
It's like, you know, instead of slapping her ass, you just kind of give her a knock.
That's why they call it a donkey punch.
It's more like a like, you know how you clench your fist, right?
And instead of hitting her with the knuckles, you're like knocking her head, but you want to knock it with like a little, like, with a little whip, you know, it's like a donkey.
You know, like if a donkey was supposed to, you know, gonna hit you with the hoof, you know, you just fucking, you know, like one of those.
So it like shocks her.
It's like, oh my God, what the hell?
And then, you know, she clinches and, you know, since it's a better hump.
I'm just that's, that's a donkey punch.
I'm sorry, dude.
It's not abuse.
It is not a be look.
All right, never, you know, I forget I even said anything.
I'm not, I'm not extending the conversation into this any longer, all right?
All right, just give me a fucking break.
Uh, I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
I need what is this?
Ghost pumps and dumps women like he knows.
I'm a very, no, I'm a very faithful husband, dude.
I'm a very faithful husband.
Very faithful.
So punching their head hard enough that some of their teeth will come flying out.
No, that's not what the fuck I said, you dumb god.
Hey, dark me magician girl.
I didn't fucking say that, all right?
Good God.
I mean, I don't even know why.
Dude, why am I even talking about this with you people?
For fuck's sake, I'm just trying to have a decent drinking session.
You know what?
Never mind, dude.
Give me some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer for Christ's sake, man.
And no, I'm not domestic abusing nobody.
Shut up, all right?
Jesus Christ.
I'm just, I'm just saying, dude, I'm just, what is this?
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Sounds similar to a move I like to call grabbing the reins, where just as you are about to ejaculate, you grab her hair and pull it back, achieving the same effect.
Yeah, you can do that, but, you know, it's a lot better.
Okay, okay, maybe you don't have to punch him.
Maybe you can slap him or something, but if that makes you feel better, but that the point is, yeah, the point is home.
This explains the whole spaghetti incident, man.
Fuck you, black hat.
Fuck you.
I don't like how you trolls are insinuating that Mrs. Ghost intentionally poisoned me with the spaghetti, dude.
I really don't like that.
That's a troll that's taken it way too fucking far.
Way too far.
Oh, shit.
This fucking.
All right.
All right.
I didn't spill it.
All right.
I didn't spill it.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Why is this beer doing that?
Oh, fucking hell.
Fucking shit, I guess this is my fucking penance for fucking talking about donkey punching or some shit You know?
It's my penance for Christ's sake.
Like, ghost, you shall be punished by having your beer spilled on your favorite trousers.
And what about Satan, man?
What do you got to say about donkey punching and all this other shit, Satan?
I think it's good, ghost.
I think everybody should donkey punch and tie up and whip your partner and make him feel the pain.
Let the evil flow freely, because me, Satan, I like it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Thank you, Satan.
All right.
Anyway, look, I'm just saying here.
All right.
Let me let the head of this damn beer float out a little bit.
Let me take a couple of chugs because, look, I mean, you know, if I'm going to be calling up a date line, I want to make sure that, you know, I have the appropriate smooth and non-thinking type of brain at this point.
Because, you know, a little compassion for some of these women that are hard up.
They're up at one in the morning.
You know, they're looking for some kind of companionship.
Some of them are looking for, you know, looking for some shit, you know.
And shut up.
Don't say that I'm stopped.
Look, dude, I've been doing the fucking show here for three hours.
Shit, going on four hours.
And you know how many beers I've drank tonight?
I've drank four fucking beers.
All right.
You understand?
I'm way behind schedule.
This fucking show is eating into my drinking time for Christ's sake.
I should be at least seven or eight beers in by this point.
And I'm not.
Why?
Because I had to do this fucking show.
For Christ's sake.
And I want to do me for a second.
I mean, skews the fuck out of me for me wanting to do a me for a bit, for Christ's sake.
For fuck's sake, dude.
Give me my fucking beer.
It used to be my drinking time.
You know, Friday and Saturday night.
I used to love Friday and Saturday nights, man.
You know, whenever I waste a Saturday or Friday night like I'm doing with this show, I'll be completely honest with you.
I feel like I'm losing time because there's a spirit on the weekend that you can feel.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you know, there's something about the weekend that gives you a different type of feeling inside.
It's a different type of energy.
And I feel whenever I waste a fucking weekend, that like, man, that's one more weekend, ghosts, that you're never going to have.
And you ain't going to live too much longer, etc.
I mean, I don't like wasting weekends.
Excuse me.
I don't like wasting weekends, dude.
And let me tell you, every time I broadcast, I feel like I'm wasting a weekend unless I'm drinking, okay, and smoking.
I'm just saying.
If I'm drinking and smoking, I don't feel like I'm wasting a weekend.
What is this?
Dirty Sanchez Butt Sex Fecal00:07:09
Oh, my God.
Do you mean Democrat punch ghost?
donkey represents the democrat well that's symbolic of course but uh same thing with look i don't want to talk about donkey punching anymore dude Everybody's all sick.
I'm losing listeners because I'm talking about this shit.
I'm losing listeners because I'm talking about, you know, different sexual acts.
I'm surprised you people don't know what the donkey punch is.
Have you ever heard of the Cincinnati bow tie?
Never mind.
Forget it.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Never mind.
Anyway, y'all never heard of the rusty trombone?
Oh, my God.
All right.
You know where I am?
What's this?
In the field of local live.
Oh, you fuckers.
Oh, my God.
Come on, let me know.
Don't you quack me, you piece of shit.
10 o'clock, Do nothing.
10 o'clock, 10 o'clock.
Nobody's ever, look, people are like, what's the fucking, what's the Cincinnati bow tie?
Well, oh, gee, I can't believe I'm telling you people this for Christ.
I mean, I don't even know if I should be saying this.
Anyway, a fucking Cincinnati bow tie is when you're literally, you've got your crotch over the woman's face.
She's got to be laying down, of course, or in some kind of a, you know, laying down position.
And when you're forcing your penis down the mouth orifice, your testes lay around the region of where a bow tie.
Anyway, all right, you get it.
All right, that's enough.
All right, that's enough for Christ's sake.
All right.
Don't ask me what a rusty trombone is.
All right.
I'm just, I'm just saying.
right?
Don't ask me.
Don't ask me.
I got to, you know, that's perverted.
Dude, I mean, this is what people are doing whenever they're in their closed doors, dude.
You know, that's what they're doing.
You know?
You know what a rusty trombone is?
You know, for you, for all those that don't know, okay.
You put your fucking penis between your legs.
You know, you know, the goat.
You ever heard of it?
Anyway, you put your penis between your legs, and the woman is giving you oral copulation from the backside.
You know, she's giving you oral copilation from the backside.
So she's like, you know, a rusty, yeah, you get it.
All right, all right.
Like, your ass is in her face.
She's, you know, doing fellatio backwards.
And as a result, yeah.
Okay.
All right.
I'm just, hey, I'm saying this for educational and entertainment purposes only, okay?
All right.
What is this?
In the field of local live hall mentainment.
Oh, my God.
Tell him what a dirty Sanchez is ghostly.
No, I want to be honest with you.
I don't know what a dirty Sanchez is.
From what I understand, is that, you know, you have anal sex with a woman, okay?
And then when you, you know, because I want to be honest with you.
When you're having butt sex with women, you're going to get fecal matter on your situation, okay?
You know, on your schmeckle, okay?
And what you're supposed to do is like smear that over the face of the woman or something.
That's a dirty Sanchez or some shit.
I mean, that's what I have heard.
I don't know.
I've never done a dirty Sanchez or anything.
All right.
But I can tell you this, that if you're going to have anal, if you're going to have any kind of anal sex, whether it's with female, male, you know, you have to be literally understanding that when you go in there and things come out, things can come out of there.
All right.
I mean, I had some, I think I may have told this story to the inner circle.
I'm going to tell you guys, okay?
I knew a guy in high school who had this fine ass broad, okay?
And then they broke up all of a sudden, and we didn't understand why, right?
But I was very close friends with the dude.
So we were kind of at a party and he was, you know, in a, in a party-like mood.
So I was able to ask him about what the fuck happened with this broad in him, right?
And he was like, oh man, you know, it was great.
And he was, you know, remember, I came from like a conservative background.
So, you know, we weren't used to doing like really freaky type of activity, you know.
He said that this chick was like really sexual and she introduced him to a lot of things like, you know, fellatio and, you know, really, really, really, you know, kinky stuff.
And then she asked him to do the anal sex situation.
And the guy that was that I went to school with, he was a little scared about it.
He'd never done something like that.
He was a little scared.
He didn't know what the fuck he was doing, right?
So the girl that he was with literally initiated this.
Literally, he told me she's spread eagle.
She's like guiding his penis into the anal orifice.
And then they start actual penetration and pumping.
You know, they actually, you know, do this, right?
And he said that, you know, at first he was a little freaked out because, you know, that's the unconventional sexual relations, if you know what I'm saying.
But then he started, you know, getting into it because, you know, you're having sexual coitus, even though it's going into the stink and not in the pink.
You know, your private part is still getting simulated and or stimulated, I should say, stimulated.
And, you know, he's getting into it.
He said that he was about to ejaculate.
And then when he pulled out his Johnson, at the tip of his Johnson were a couple of pieces of corn.
There was a couple of pieces of corn.
And he said that he got so freaked out that he started screaming.
He started, you know, like, you know, trying to wipe this stuff off, you know, and he put on his clothes and left because he was at her house.
And apparently, that's what did it for the relationship.
It freaked this dude out so much.
I remember him at this party.
He was like, I shouldn't have done it, man.
You know, that's like evil.
That's like the devil stuff.
You're not supposed to put things up there.
Gay Men Bottoms Anus Cleaning00:04:38
It's supposed to come out and shit like that.
And literally, he said that when he looked down, there was corn on his slong and it freaked him out.
Now, I want you all to know that this is an actual true story.
And I want to remind you that if you do eat corn and you're going to provide some kind of sexual gratification in your anus, that that corn is not going to digest properly.
That's why you see, hey, take a look at your turds when you eat corn and see how many corn fucking kernels you're going to see in that shit.
All right.
I'm just, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
That's an absolute true story.
I'm not fucking kidding.
That's an absolute true story.
Absolute true story.
That's why gay men that are bottoms, you know what they have to do?
They got to do an anal douche before they let anybody or anything, you know, do the anal thing.
You know what I'm saying?
Because they're not stupid.
They realize that, hey, you know, I don't want somebody going in there and, you know, coming out with a little bit of Hershey squirts or something.
You know, they don't want to go in there.
They pull it out.
It looks like an almond joy.
You know, they don't want that.
So what the gay bottoms do is they like, you know, they have, there's like a bottle of this shit you can buy at Walgreens or some shit like that.
And they just like stick this bottle up their shit funnel and then do the anal douche.
And as a result, it makes their goddamn anus apparently.
I don't know this because I'm not gay, but it makes their anus clean like a fucking whistle or something, you know?
So, I mean, I'm just saying.
Now, if you're doing it, like that's why I keep saying, if you're going to do that with women, women aren't doing that.
They're not anal douching.
They're douching their other area so it can smell like ocean spray instead of smelling like sick ass salmon.
You know, they douche their meat wallet.
You know, they, you know, their meat curtains.
You know what I'm saying?
They douche that so it can smell like ocean spray.
They're not, you know, douching their anus.
And then, you know, most guys are deviants for whatever reason.
They were like, hey, I want to do anal and all this bullshit.
They don't realize, dude, you know, she's not douching her ass, you know?
And that's why I asked the question.
This is why I asked the question.
All right.
When you're gay and you're trying to get a supposed real relationship, how do you date as a gay, right?
Do you take your gay to a restaurant and load them up with fucking Wolfbrand chili and steak and fucking mac and cheese and mashed potatoes, knowing that the whole intention of whining and dining this twink or this trap or this whatever, the whole intention is to have sexual relations at the end?
Because that's what we do when we're straight.
We take the woman out.
We give her dinner.
We take her out, you know, maybe drinking, doing some dancing, you know.
And at that point, you don't want to go into the stink.
You don't want to go into the stink.
And I don't understand why most of you sick men, right after you wind and dine these bronze, right after they've, you know, had, you know, the enchiladas or wherever, you know, the fucking, you know, sick ass fucking, you know, bean and cheese, whatever, all right, that you just want to go in the stink.
You should be going into the pink.
You understand?
And by the way, if you smell the pink and it smells like fish, like a bad fish, or it smells like a sick ass salmon that's been out in the sun for about six hours, don't do it.
All right.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
You know, I actually had a guy in the inner circle.
He's no longer in the inner circle anymore because, you know, drama and shit.
He left.
I don't know what it is.
This guy tried to tell us that he goes bareback his whole life, meaning that he doesn't use condoms, okay?
He doesn't use condoms.
And he says that how he judges a woman's Vijay is to tap it a couple of times.
And if the well, let me not tell you that one.
Anyway, he also said if it smells like aged tomatoes, then you should just go ahead and do it.
All right.
It's perfect.
It's ripe.
It's there.
If it smells like aged tomatoes, they're clean, supposedly.
According to this guy, all right.
But I think it's very important if you're going to have sexual relations to smell, you know, smell the cooch.
Aged Tomatoes Condom Message Press00:15:39
I'm just saying.
Why did we get into this, dude?
You know, seriously, why did I get into this shit?
Give me my drink.
All right.
Sorry, I went off on that soliloquy for Christ's sake.
I'm just, people are like, can you please shut up?
Are you kidding me?
Come on, dude.
All right.
Just enough.
All right.
I'm just trying to fucking tell you guys something.
I'm just, that's all I'm trying to do.
I'm trying to help you.
Oh, wait, everybody going to sleep?
Does that mean I don't have to do anything?
I just go to sleep myself.
Look at this.
It's four hours and 11 minutes.
I just fucking just go ahead and get the hell out of here.
Huh?
Let me smoke.
All right.
Now, I got to set up this shit, okay?
I got to set up the date line right now.
Well, you know what?
Let's set it up.
Let's set it up together.
Let's see if we can set it up together here.
Let's fucking connect the date line.
And the engineer's not here.
He doesn't work Saturdays, dude.
I try to be a pretty good boss.
So the engineer isn't here.
What is this?
Uh-oh.
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5'9.
Cool, clean here, reddish brown hair, brown eyes, full-figured, Spanish.
Downtown area of San Antonio.
Oh, she's downtown.
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She sounds like she has a cleft palate.
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Well, hello.
I came across your message, and I'm in San Antonio as well.
Looking to try to meet up if we can.
Not looking for anything sexual.
I just want a good evening, a good night.
You know, dinner, late dinner, I should say.
Drinks.
I've got a pool and the hot tub in the back.
I'm just looking for somebody that's genuine.
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Why, hello?
I came across your message, and I'm in San Antonio as well.
Looking to try to meet up if we can.
So I was pretty good.
I'm not looking for anything sexual.
I just want seducing.
A seducing.
A good night.
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Hi, I'm Samantha.
I spend 5'11 black hair, hazel-size.
I'm looking for a guy who has a great sense of humor, has a job, has a career, preferably.
A man who is a go-getter, but not to a fault.
A guy that knows when to be serious and when to just relax and have fun.
There you go.
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Well, you have to be one of the most sophisticated and articulate women that I have heard on this line thus far.
And I feel genuinely appreciative that I actually came across such a message in which I had to leave you one.
I can say that I'm pretty much financially self-sufficient.
So finances to me is not something that's a big deal.
I think to me, a big deal is something that what you suggested, no game playing, some genuine connection, chemistry, romance, experience, time together.
These types of elements are something that I have literally have been yearning for for a long time.
So listen to my message.
And if you like what you hear, get back to me.
I'd be more than happy to have a conversation with you.
You sound like a woman that is very rare in this day and age.
Very rare.
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Well, you have to be one of the most sophisticated and articulate women that I have heard on this line.
Now, she's going to cream over that.
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Hell with it.
Hey, y'all, this is you.
What?
24 years old.
So you've got to take this area.
Obama phone, Obama phone.
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Huh?
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Get it off of here.
I don't know what the hell that is.
Yeah, so what it is.
Your girl comes from that Brian Conversation.
Oh, she's black.
24 years old.
24.
And I'm on here look for friends and friends only.
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Well, I definitely had to give you a message because you sound like a woman that understands what she wants.
And I understand you want friends, but it's Saturday night.
It's 1:30 in the morning.
Why don't I be the cream to your mocha because I want to poke you?
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Well, I definitely had to give you a message because you sound like a woman that understands what she wants.
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It's 1:30 in the morning.
Why don't I be the cream to your mocha because I want to poke you?
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Pretty slick, dude.
Pretty slick.
Pretty black American woman here in South Austin.
I am looking for a friend.
I very much would like to be in communication with someone that loves to talk because I do.
I like to go out to eat.
I like movies, you know, or we could just simply have a cup of coffee.
Communication is key to a good friendship.
And then perhaps it can lead to something else.
So if you're interested, like, I'm not leaving this bitch anything.
That bitch, she doesn't deserve suave talking.
I'm Austin, Texas.
Looking for a gate meet in the area.
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Can't even hear you with the Obama phone, baby.
Oh.
5-7.
Portifault D. Whoa.
Love older men.
No anal sex.
No anal sex!
Nipples are hard.
I wanna get licked.
Fucked.
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I love a very upfront woman.
And I had to leave you this message.
I'm in the San Antonio area.
It will be no big deal for me to get to Austin, Texas.
Or I can send a car for you so you can come down and visit me.
I'm in a very affluent area within the San Antonio, Texas region.
And you sound like the type of woman that I could definitely have fun with.
Let me tell you something.
I could lick the pearl tongue for hours and hours.
All right.
I'm in very good shape.
I exercise every day.
I could probably go six hours straight, have a little quick sandwich break with some Mr. Pib, and then go ahead and fuck a whole lot more.
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Oh, Kevin, you could be so nasty.
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It says that you're in my region, San Antonio, and you sound like a very ripe, horny woman.
What I'd like for you to do, if you're interested, I can send an Uber for you right now, bring you to my home in a very affluent area.
Let me tie you up, put a ball gag in your mouth, and then let you sit on the Sibian.
And if you don't know what a Sibian is, I would strongly recommend that you look it up on the internet and make sure that I put my schlong down your throat region while you're orgasmicking in complete utter pleasure.
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Just so that I'm looking to have a decent conversation, preferably men 48 years old.
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48, 5'1, black hair.
Oh, she's 48.
Chubby.
Chubby.
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Hello, guys.
I'm Mariah.
I'm 27.
Okay.
I'm here because I'm just trying to meet people.
You know, possibly a relationship if things go well.
All right.
Generally, I'm a really happy person.
I love to talk.
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Mariah Whorebag Shopping Spree00:15:04
Yes, I would absolutely really enjoy having conversations with you.
I came across your message, and you are unlike a lot of the fucking women.
Oh, I shouldn't have cursed.
Hold on.
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What is it, Wayna?
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I'm a mature capitalist looking for someone to make it rain off.
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I'm a retired 80-year-old Vietnam veteran.
I lost both legs in the war and must use a wheelchair.
Because of the agent orange, I have uncontrollable vowels and soil myself constantly.
Fucking asshole.
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Well, you sound like a very articulate and a very upspirited woman, and I just had to leave you a message.
I'm definitely a big conversationalist.
I have a doctorate's degree in economics.
Very self-sustaining.
I have my own house, you know, all that material stuff.
The only thing that I don't have is the significant other that is genuine.
And, you know, call me someone with some kind of horse sense.
I think that you have a very genuine personality, just how you carry yourself in your vernacular.
So if you're interested, get back to me.
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And she fucking laughed.
Hi.
My name is Vanessa.
I'm 23 years old.
Hey, y'all heard the messages.
It's not an Obama phone, dude.
Whoa.
And my crazy guy is a basic sugar daddy.
Whoa.
She's looking for a sugar daddy.
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I have absolutely no problem being a sugar daddy.
Very wealthy man here.
Have a very beautiful home.
You know, the whole materials.
But I want to know what you look like.
If you have the big titty, the big booty, I'd be more than happy to give you an email address so that you can mail me.
And if I like, I mean, we can go on a shopping spree tomorrow.
What is it?
1.39 a.m. where I'm at.
I can have you brought down to where I'm at.
We can go on a shopping spree at Saks Fifth Avenue.
There's a lot of beautiful shopping centers where I'm at in San Antonio.
But I want to see if you've got the, you know, if you've got the assets, so to speak.
And by the way, if I do go out and get you some Gucci, get you some Louis Vuitton, you know, have a nice shopping spree, I want you to know that not only should we be having coitus in the method that I'd like, but I do like, you know, a little bit of a fetish activity.
So if you're interested in that, get back.
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That's good enough.
Y'all so fellows, 37-year-old white female, next to Churchy Indian.
Indian.
Online.
I'm looking for preferably dark or medium skin tone.
Most of the honors.
Single.
Brand of bullshit with people.
Oh.
Got to keep it real all the time.
Oh, Jesus.
Looking for casual dating, furniture, possibly more.
Just depends on the person.
Like I said, you must be single.
She's too demanding.
I come to have party and playing, looking for another female or a couple to see what's up.
I'm free.
Oh, shit.
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Well, I'm very glad to find a unicorn like yourself.
You're very rare.
Me and the missus are here.
Say hi, honey.
Hi.
We're looking to get into some very, very nasty activity to throw a woman into the mix.
You know, my woman is bisexual.
She's, you know, very oral, licks all orifices, you know, does that sort of thing.
But, you know, my biggest fantasy is for both of you women to be tied up and your ass is in the air.
And I just take turns, you know, I go from ass to ass, ass to ass.
Isn't that right, baby?
Yes, I love that.
I fucking want that.
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I got to hear it.
I got to hear it.
Well, I'm very glad to find a unicorn.
Well, it's not an Obama friend.
Me and the missus are here.
Say hi, honey.
Hi.
We're looking to, you know, get into some very, very nasty activity to throw a woman into the mix.
You know, my woman is bisexual.
She's, you know, let's send it.
Let's send it.
Hello, this is Martina.
I'm 48 years old.
Cutting from Seattle Texas.
What?
In this line, I'm just looking for someone's special to go out knock on.
And Mr. Tung, go to mall, go to dinner, go shopping.
All these women want to go shopping.
Oh, my God.
If I donate the $300, can I trade the inner circle slot and have the engineer talk to one of these ladies?
Send a message or a signal.
The engineer isn't here, dude.
Add this collar to your hotlift.
Oh, jeez.
We turn to the beginning of the.
I don't know, guys.
My name's Amanda.
I'm just here at home.
Bored.
Oh, I can't sleep.
I'm just seeing my gun who wants to talk.
If that's you, just hit me up with the message.
Yeah, let's hit her up.
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I'm bored as well.
I'd like to get into some kind of phone action.
I don't know if you're into roleplay.
And I'm just shooting you this message because we're both bored.
We're both adults.
But you're a Mexican woman and I'm Sam Houston.
Okay.
And I want to simulate while we're having, you know, phone sex.
I'd like for me to be Sam Houston winning the Battle of San Jacinto and, you know, kind of using your body as a sexual playground.
And I'm going to keep saying, remember the Alamo, remember Goliad.
Remember the Alamo, remember Goliad.
And I'd like for you to kind of get off with me.
And, you know, anyway, if you're interested, just go ahead.
If not, I understand.
I'm just, you're bored.
I'm bored.
Who we bullshitting, right?
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Oh, my God.
I'm bored as well.
I'd like to get into some kind of phone action.
I don't know if you're into role play.
And I'm just shooting you this message because we're both bored.
We're both adults.
But you're a Mexican woman and I'm Sam Houston.
Okay.
And I want to simulate while we're having, you know, phone sex.
I'd like for me to be Sam Houston winning the Battle of San Jacinto and, you know, kind of using your body as a sexual playground.
There it is.
That is Samuel.
Oh, we got one.
Vanessa.
Vanessa has sent you this message.
Are you being serious right now?
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What did I send?
I have absolutely no problem being a sugar dad.
Yeah.
Very wealthy man here.
Has a very beautiful home.
You know, the whole thing is.
Are you being serious right now?
I want to know what you look like.
If you have the big TV, the big boots.
Oh, that's this, Bron.
Okay, yeah.
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No, I'm absolutely serious.
I understand if you're a very, very erotic, very hot-looking, very exquisite-looking girl, you have to be compensated for your time.
And not to mention, I mean, not only will I be taking you shopping and doing things like that, I'd like to take you out with me.
You know, I'd like to take you out with me to business trips.
I fly private jet all the time from here to LA.
I don't want to say what I do right now, but I'd like to show you off to some people and have people say, oh my God, what a beautiful woman.
I mean, I understand what's going on.
I mean, I'm an adult, okay?
And, you know, I'd like for you when we're in front of people to, you know, hang on me and kiss on me just like you love me.
And I know the only way I'm going to be able to do that is if I make you happy, you know, and then give you, you know, the Gucci, the Louis Vuitton.
I've done this before, okay?
And I just want to know if you're that good looking.
I'll give you an email address and, you know, you can email me and I'd be more than happy to see if we're legit.
And if we're legit, I'll send for you right now, tonight.
I don't care what time it is.
I'm a very wealthy man.
As you can see, I get what I want.
But I want to make sure that you're, you know, worth the price of admission.
Okay.
I mean, I'm not trying to be rude, but I'll give you the email if you're interested.
And I'm very serious.
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No, I'm absolutely serious.
New caller close to you.
New caller.
Hi, San Antonio.
Man, I'm Hispanic coming from San Antonio.
Hispanic.
I'm just looking for someone to talk to and get to know.
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Well, I do love Latinas, and I'm glad that you're in the San Antonio area.
I'm a mature gentleman looking for some decent company.
You know, I've got a good home, you know, pool in the back, a hot tub, you know, bring in the romance.
I've got some Dom Perion 2005 if you're interested in that.
I've also got some nice wines, a Malbec grape from Argentina.
Very classy man here and looking for somebody who's genuine.
And get back if you're interested.
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Uh-oh.
Camin Trey has sent you this message.
I mean, I'm not really sure that.
I mean, you must got me fucked up, man.
What?
Or you must think I'm fucking stupid or diamonds.
What?
I don't even know.
But I am for sure a grown-ass woman.
And I'm for sure not a fucking stupid fucking woman.
So we can take you and you perverted us trying to fucking, who knows, you're probably some fucking Craigslist or rapist.
Rapist?
Move around, dude.
Move around.
Do the right thing, man.
Don't be trying to fucking coax women or whoever into fucking coming over because you think you're a man and a woman.
Fuck that.
Get right.
Get right with God.
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You know, with all due respect, lady, we're adults.
Okay.
And what I was asking from you is what an adult would either say yay or nay about.
Okay.
Now you're sitting here trying to throw religion.
It's Sunday morning, you stupid, dumb fucking whorebag.
You're on a date line.
You're giving yourself away.
All right.
Don't try to put yourself on some kind of a soapbox like you're some kind, delicate woman that deserves to be married in a white dress.
Okay.
All right.
You're not some 18-year-old virgin whose fucking vagina looks like a little tiny pink dot.
Your fucking vagina probably looks like pumpkin pie.
Okay.
And I'm okay with that.
That's fine.
I get it.
You're a loose, loosey whorebag.
You're getting on here trying to look for some kind of sexual deviant relations.
I get it.
Why are you trying to bring God into this?
Why are you trying to bring God into this?
Let me tell you.
Why don't you?
I think I hear some kind of a husband back there.
All right.
He's obviously a cuck.
Okay.
You need a real man like myself who isn't going to be sitting here hiding behind your skirt.
Okay.
If you want men to fuck you, I can sit here and have a gangbang within the next two hours of all kinds of people.
I even got blacks.
All right.
I can even call my blacks, my friend Tyrone, Archie Lee, and Kuda Bang.
And they'd be more than happy to give you the high-hard one with 15 and a half inch big black ding-dongs.
Okay.
So don't sit here and give me this shit.
Don't bring up God to me again.
And how dare you?
You are sitting here looking for sexual relations on a Sunday and you have the audacity to sit here and call me a sub-deviant.
You're the deviant.
And that stupid cock that I hear in the background, why don't you tell him to message me if he's got the balls, fucking dirty bitch?
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I gotta hear it.
I gotta hear it.
I'm sorry.
I gotta hear it.
I love you, respect, lady.
We're adults.
Okay.
And what I was asking from you is what an adult would either say yay or nay about.
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Okay.
Now you're sitting here trying to throw religion.
It's Sunday morning, you stupid, dumb fucking whorebag.
You're on a date line.
You're giving yourself away.
All right.
Don't try to put yourself on some kind of a soapbox like you're some kind, delicate woman that deserves to be married in a white dress.
Okay.
All right.
You're not some 18-year-old virgin whose fucking vagina looks like a little tiny pink dot.
Your fucking vagina probably looks like pumpkin pie.
Okay.
And I'm okay with that.
That's fine.
I get it.
You're a loose loosey whorebag.
You're getting on here trying to look for some kind of sexual deviant relations.
I get it.
Why are you trying to bring God into this?
Why are you trying to bring God into this?
Let me tell you.
Why don't you?
I think I hear some kind of a husband back there.
All right.
He's obviously a cuck.
Okay.
You need a real man like myself who isn't going to be sitting here hiding behind your skirt.
Okay.
You want men to fuck you?
I can sit here and have a vague within the next two hours of all kinds of people.
I even got blacks.
All right.
I can even call my blacks, my friend Tyrone, Archie Lee, and Kuda Bang.
And they'd be more than happy to give you the high-hard one with 15 and a half inch big black ding-dongs.
Okay.
So don't sit here and give me this shit.
Don't bring up God to me again.
How dare you?
You are sitting here looking for sexual relations on a Sunday and you have the audacity to sit here and call me.
All right.
Send it, send it, send it.
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Oh, Mariah has sent you this message.
Well, thank you for the compliment.
I really appreciate it.
A little bit about me.
I'm about 56, 26.
And I am Latina.
Latina.
I hope you're okay with that.
I'm cool.
And also, what about you?
I don't mind any age, but just wanting to know how old are you?
All right, I gotta skip it.
I gotta skip it.
And I gotta.
Yes, located in the Fort Worth area.
Jesus.
I gotta skip it.
I have a feeling that we're gonna get a message from her.
I have a feeling.
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I'm a big, beautiful black woman.
Colleen Armington.
I'm an older woman.
And such a nice.
I am a 39-year-old female Caucasian in Fort Worth, Texas.
I am looking for.
Hey, what's up?
My name is Erica.
Calling from the Southwest Auto Fort Worth.
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Let me be the cream in your coffee, baby, and let's make a lighter shade of brown.
And if you're down, then come to my town, San Antonio, downtown.
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Hi there.
My name is Jessica.
I'm 37 years old.
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I was a weedy psychology.
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You got a dick sucking freak online looking for those long dick freaks.
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I want you to be Harriet Tudman for me, baby.
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No, I'm not going to.
I'm not going to do it, dude.
Are you kidding me?
I'm not going to fucking pay for that shit.
All right.
Come on.
Hey, dude, come on.
I don't want to pay for that, dude.
That's a date line.
I'm a married man.
I shouldn't be sitting here fucking, you know, $9.99.
Did you hear?
You get $9.99 for 20 minutes.
But because they're running a special, you got 40 minutes.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh, my God.
People are like, oh, you Jew, pay for it.
Pay for it.
Oh, God.
All right.
Look, I've got to go to Radio Graffiti, dude.
It's already four hours and 47 minutes into the broadcast.
I've got to go to Radio.
Look, don't call me a fucking cheapskate.
Don't call me.
Look, people are, why are you calling me Jewish?
All right.
Why are you calling me aesthetic?
Donated three bucks.
What the hell?
You said, hey, ghost, I called the date line and got blocked from the service because I called as a woman trying to find you.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
That's the last thing we need.
Fucking stream snipers on the dating line for Christ's sake.
All right.
Good God.
In the field of local live hauls.
Just paid by check and never said it.
Dude, they're going to want the routing number and all that bullshit.
Come on, dude.
Come on, dude.
Let me have some beer here for Christ's sake.
And not to mention, people want to get to Radio Graffiti.
All right, people want to get to Radio Graffiti for Christ's sake, man.
All right, they got a lot of Radio Graffiti fans out here for heaven's sake.
All right?
Anyway, let me get some more beer and then we're going to get to Radio Graffiti.
All right.
Let's get some more beer.
You're damn right, boys.
More fucking beer.
All right.
Anyway, let me.
All right.
We got a lot of Radio Graffiti fans out here, dude.
I can't be, I can't be denying Radio Graffiti.
Spermy Ass Radio Graffiti Fans00:06:10
All right, look.
If you idiots really want me to pay for it, I'll pay for it by next Saturday Night Troll Show.
And we'll do a lot more of it, okay?
We'll start earlier.
We'll start around midnight-ish or something, and we'll do that.
All right.
I don't want to pay for it right now, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, it's already four hours and 49 minutes, dude.
All right, I'll pay for it next time, and we'll go ahead and do it.
All right, we'll go ahead and do it.
Anyway, let me go ahead and get to some chat room shout-outs, all right?
Let's go ahead and get some chat room shout-outs.
All right, here we go.
Who do we have here?
Do we got chat room shout-outs?
Yes, we do.
Eric Wolf, Donald J. Trump.
That's not the real Donald J. Trump.
Simulator Player23, Brad Jacobs, Pickleman, Spermy the Moth, Bill O'Reilly, Black Hat Inc., Colonel Transisco from Steel Brigade.
Hold on, Hurry, calm your ass down.
Don't be spamming shit, you piece of trash.
Scuff Ted Bundy.
Are you kidding me?
The Surge, Mr. Person, Spermy the Bird, Lap Lasagna, The American Dream, ICUP, Mr. BN King, The Underground Revolution, Bond Dayton, Guard Devire Waifu, whatever the hell that means.
Alter, GTA, SAF Zero, Chris Johnson, Tickety Talk, Black Hat.
What's up, Black Hat?
Even though you're a freak.
I think I already said all these.
Liverpool will win Champions League.
Spermy the Fish.
Father Time88.
Who else do we have here?
Paywall Cigar.
Demon Demonic Mods.
Jay Venom.
Oh, my God.
Dark Meme Magician Girl.
$10 for boobs.
Oh, dude, don't go there.
I mean, look, I mean, me and Dark Meme Magician Girl have our differences, but don't be sitting there sexually harassing like that.
Jesus Christ.
WTXN, Games Forum 40, The Trials, DWK, Heavy Hebrew, Lynn J. Kerr, Spermy the Horse, Burgundy Sauce, Mr. Repose, Sugarbutt Starburst.
Democrats Socialism President Coming00:06:15
Give me a break.
Budget Game, Big Steve, Steven Stinkyverse, Michael Mel, Cold Rooms.
What's going on with Cold Rooms?
You can check out his music.
Pretty good stuff.
good old grunge stuff.
I think I've already said all these.
Yugi Henry Tudor, apathetic mystery, NemoFo9.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
Spermy the glint in Milkman's Eye.
Ghost picks up the soap.
All right, that's enough.
All right, we got it.
All right.
We got it for Christ's sake.
All right.
Now, what I'm going to do here is I'm going to take another break because I got to set up for radio graffiti for Christ's sake.
All right.
So for all you people that are rating for radio graffiti, I got to take a break.
I've got to go and make sure that we can set this shit up.
And then once we do, we'll go ahead and get to radio graffiti for Christ's sake.
And I just want to tell you people that don't make this radio graffiti as bad as some of you people have done here in the past.
You people are doing granny splices.
You're trying to splice me saying all kinds of racist shit, which I've never said.
These are splices.
And anybody who knows the show knows better.
So I really don't want to get into that.
And I hope that we don't.
Because if we do, we're going to be ending this son of a bitch.
All right.
We're going to be ending this son of a bitch faster than you can say.
You understand?
So that's all I'm saying.
So I'm warning you.
Okay.
I'm warning all of you.
Do not do it.
Okay.
Do not fucking do it.
All right.
Anyway, let me go ahead and I don't know.
I don't know what to put on.
I wanted to put on something for you.
All right.
You know what?
Let's listen to Donald Trump.
All right.
Let's listen to Donald Trump.
That's what we should be listening to out here.
I'm going to leave you all with Donald Trump.
And what I'm going to do here is I'm going to set up a radio graffiti.
And when we come back, when we come back, we're going to talk some radio graffiti stuff.
All right.
So don't go anywhere.
Look at this.
Four hours and 57 minutes we've been on this broadcast for Christ's sake.
All right.
Hold on.
Let me pour some more beer.
Let me pour some more goddamn beer.
And let me take one more smoke.
And hey, do not, do not fucking, you know, judge me for Christ's sake.
All right.
Do not judge me.
All right.
Oh, yeah, that's it.
That's it.
All right.
When I come back after this break, I'm going to put on Donald Trump on the break.
When I come back, we're going to do radio graffiti.
All right.
All right.
Let's go ahead.
And this is, of course, Fox News.
Let's go ahead and put the PC shot on.
All right.
There's the president coming out.
And he's reacting to the Mueller Russia probe.
And he's laying it to smack it down.
Look at him come out like a Chad, baby.
That's my president right there.
That's my president, baby.
Donald Trump 2020, baby.
There ain't nobody in the Democratic ticket that can take this man.
This man is the most patriotic and the most Americana president in American history.
Thank God this man was elected president, all right?
Now, what I'm going to do is I'm going to be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
When I come back, we're going to go ahead and get radio graffiti.
I got to take a break so I can set up for radio graffiti and shit.
All right.
Don't bitch and moan in the chat room.
Don't bitch and moan in the chat room for Christ's sake.
All right.
Give me my damn beer.
And don't disrespect my president when I'm away.
Do you understand that?
You listen to what this man says.
You sit there and listen.
This is the greatest American president in American history.
You understand that?
We are living in the greatest economy in American history.
There are more people, excuse me, there are more jobs.
There are more jobs available than there are people looking for jobs.
How do you like them apples, huh?
Lowest unemployment in history.
Lowest unemployment for blacks and Hispandex in history.
Lowest unemployment for Asians in history.
Do you understand?
This is a man right here.
I mean, if this guy was so bad, remember the Democrats, oh, he's going to ruin the country.
He's going to do that.
Why is the country doing so well?
If this president, remember all that propaganda the damn left and the damn fake news media tried to give you about Donald Trump?
If he's such a bad man, why are we living in such a great economy?
Why are we living in such a great America?
Huh?
You're damn right.
All right, let's go ahead.
I'll be right back.
When I come back, we're going to get to some radio graffiti and shut up in the chat room, okay?
If you're a Democrat in America, you are anti-American scum.
If you're a Democrat in America, you care more about illegal immigrants than you do about American citizens.
If you're a Democrat, you hate this country.
And if you say, oh, no, I don't like the, I don't hate the country, ghost, then why are you idiots trying to tone to turn socialist?
Socialism is an enemy of the American way.
Socialism is the complete opposite of the American way.
And that's where your Democrats are going.
You Democrats are going to socialism.
And that's anti-America, boy.
You fucking people that are Democrats, you're spitting on our flag.
You're spitting on our troops.
You're anti-American trash.
And all of you know it.
So anyway, I'm going to go ahead.
I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
And you better pay attention to the greatest American president in American history and pay attention to his words and shut up and pay the man respect.
Go ahead.
Go ahead and play it.
Business Dispute Special Counsel00:03:33
I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
We just had news.
Released a prisoner that we were trying to get.
And they released him a little while ago into home custody and will be released from home custody.
We feel the local live halls.
And I just want to thank Muggs and Erdogan.
We dealt with that.
Beer, mug, beer, mug, beer, mug, beer, mug, mugbeer, mugbeer, mugbeer, mugbeer, Beyond any expectation, unemployment numbers are just about the best in the history of our country.
Employment numbers are the best.
We have close to 160 million people working today, which is more than we've ever had before.
I'm going out to Colorado today to give the commencement address for the Air Force, which is actually very exciting for me.
It's an amazing place.
These are great people.
So I look forward to doing that.
Any questions?
Well, I think it was the same as the report.
There wasn't much change.
It was, to me, the same as the report.
And there's no obstruction.
You see what we're saying.
There's no obstruction.
There's no collusion.
There's no nothing.
It's nothing but a witch hunt.
This is a witch hunt by the media and the Democrats, their partners.
And it keeps going.
I thought it was finished when the report was released, but it goes on.
And to me, it was the same, frankly, as the report.
And he said, basically, it was the same as the report.
I think he's totally conflicted because, as you know, he wanted to be the FBI director, and I said no.
As you know, I had a business dispute with him after he left the FBI.
We had a business dispute.
Not a nice one.
He wasn't happy with what I did.
And I don't blame him, but I had to do it because that was the right thing to do.
But I had a business dispute.
And he loves Comey.
In the field of local live managers.
How much?
Whether it's love or deep like, but he should, he was conflicted.
Look, Robert Mueller should have never been chosen because he wanted the FBI job and he didn't get it.
And the next day, he was picked as special counsel.
So you tell somebody, I'm sorry, you can't have the job.
And then after you say that, he's going to make a ruling on you.
It doesn't work that way.
Plus, we had a business dispute.
Plus, his relationship with Comey was extraordinary.
Now, one other thing I'll say.
Why didn't he investigate Strook and Paige and McCabe and Comey and all the lies and Brennan and the lies and Clapper and the lies to Congress and all of the things that happened to start this investigation?
Why didn't Comey come clean?
Why didn't Comey come clean and say the things that he knows are fact?
Why didn't Mueller investigate Comey, his best friend or his very good friend?
And there's so many other things.
Here's a question.
Hillary Clinton Russia Impeach Word00:02:57
This is a study of Russia.
Why didn't they invest the insurance policy?
In other words, should Hillary Clinton lose, we've got an insurance policy.
Guess what?
What we're in right now is the insurance policy.
I think he is a total conflicted person.
I think Mueller is a true never-Trumper.
He's somebody that dislikes Donald Trump.
He's somebody that didn't get a job that he requested that he wanted very badly.
And then he was appointed.
And despite that, and despite $40 million, 18 Trump haters, including people that worked for Hillary Clinton and some of the worst human beings on earth, they got nothing.
It's pretty amazing.
The Pressure.
The Pressure did not help me get elected.
The President.
The Pressure did not help me get elected.
You know who got me elected?
You know who got me elected?
I got me elected.
Russia didn't help me at all.
Russia, if anything, I think, helped the other side.
What you ought to ask is this.
Do you think the media helped Hillary Clinton get elected?
She didn't make it.
But you take a look at collusion between Hillary Clinton and the media.
You take a look at collusion between Hillary Clinton and Russia.
She had more to do in the campaign with Russia than I would have.
Instead of complaining about being poor, lady, enjoy it.
Mike, I can't feed my kids and the revenue.
Whoa, bitch, settle it down.
Are you saying this ain't the greatest country in the world?
Wait, hold on, hold on.
Wait, number one.
USA.
USA.
Yeah, yeah, all right.
All right.
Yeah, USA is right.
And, you know, I don't disagree with that son of a bitch.
Why don't you pick yourself up off your bootstraps and figure shit out?
Fat Greasy Kids Listening Drama00:02:35
All right?
Figure shit out.
All right, how about, who the hell is, who the hell is this?
How about 630 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Gary Scott.
So you were wondering why nobody would give you respect?
So I would just like to say that I respect you.
And in your opinion, I like what you do.
I like, you know.
Wait, hold on a second.
How old are you?
How old are you?
I Texas.
Hey, out of y'all.
I'm Texas.
Get a dog, little one.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right.
I don't know what the hell that was about.
That sounded like a little kid.
Listen, I want to be honest with you.
If you're a kid, don't be listening to this broadcast.
All right.
Go somewhere else.
All right.
Go watch cartoons or something.
Don't be watching me.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
That wasn't.
No, that was not the ass show.
That was some other kid.
I've got kids listening for fuck's sake.
Why are kids listening to my show?
Jesus Christ.
How about how about Ghost Hambone Movement, Radio Graffiti?
American Game Masters Radio Graphers.
I want to remind everybody one more game that we need to start the hambone movement.
And what you need to do is when you see ghosts, I'm talking about ghosts.
I mean, what have I always said?
And I'm talking about ghosts, these fat, disgusting waste of human life.
I'm not talking about those folks that are a little chubby, that have a little girth.
You know, a little girth is, you know, proof of a good life.
I'm talking about ghost gigantuan 300-plus pounder.
I'm saying to confront them.
I'm saying to harass them.
I'm saying to do this when you pass.
No, I know I got the shut that shit up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
First of all, I never said that, you asshole.
I said not to harass these fat fucking snorlaxes.
I said not to confront them.
All right.
I say when you see these assholes and they have their hoverounds in the fucking shopping malls and the goddamn shopping centers and they're backing up and you hear the fucking boop boop boop boop, what you should do is just walk right by them and say, hambo.
Don't confront them.
Don't fucking harass them.
Just go right past and just go, hambo as you're walking by.
Banana Bomb Ear Rape Music00:03:30
All right?
Fat, greasy ass, smelly, stinking hambo.
All right, that's that's it.
Fuck, dude.
I never said that.
I hate, you see, I'm starting not to like fucking radio graffiti because now you people are splicing me with some very horrific, racist, anti-fucking fatty, you know, well, whatever you're trying to do.
You're just trying to splice me to make me look bad, and I don't appreciate it.
All the true fans of the broadcast know that I didn't say that.
All right?
I didn't say that shit.
Piece of shit.
Who the hell is this?
How about Joe Sixpack, Radio Graffiti?
You know what?
Look, look, if you're going to call this show on your computer, make sure you have the hardware necessary to be able to fucking lift all the information that you're doing because you're probably downloading pornographic material.
That's why your goddamn bandwidth and the power of your computer could not necessarily upload what you're trying to do.
All right?
Fucking Obama computer, for Christ's sake.
And who the hell is this?
Ghost is a joke.
Radio graffiti.
Nega, nega, bitch, nega, nega.
All right.
Just fucking ear rape with some racist garbage.
Ear rape with racist garbage.
That's fucking fresh.
That's original.
That's original.
All right.
How about 561, radio graffiti?
Hey, 561, radio graffiti.
Oh, hey, am I on?
Yeah, you're on.
What's up, dude?
Oh, I just wanted to say hi.
Hello.
What's going on?
Nothing much.
I'm just chilling.
It's three in the morning.
I'm listening to you.
That's good, man.
So what'd you do on a Saturday night?
Were you just chilling with us all night?
Pretty much.
I've just been on and off.
I'm just pretty much by myself, chilling.
That's cool, man.
You want to give a shout out to anybody?
Yes, shout out to the banana bomb.
They know who they are.
That's pretty much it.
The banana bomb?
Get out of here for Christmas.
The banana bomb.
What do you stick the bananas up your ass?
All right.
Who else?
What the fuck is this?
For Christ's sake.
How about Ennis Turtle, Radio Graffiti?
and chairs.
What the fuck?
What's wrong with that?
Are you fucking kidding?
Rocket Assholes Musical Blasphemy00:09:10
You fucking spicy dumb fuckers, you piece of shit!
You mixed Pantera with some fucking gay club music with my fucking voice!
And not to mention the ending, I've just fucking said that tonight, man.
I just fucking said that!
Fucking musical blasphemy, fucking cocks.
You know what?
For Christ's sake, man.
And shut up in the chat room.
That wasn't fucking funny.
Shut up.
What is this?
Go street tonight, radio graffiti.
Hey, that's not funny.
First of all, first of all, look, those assholes that were on the street, because, you know, it's kind of a hidden street where I'm at here.
So you can like take your fucking, these fucking motorcycle crotch rocket assholes.
They like to zoom up and down the street.
They like to do fucking tricks and shit.
I called the cops on them, all right?
I called the cops on them, and you know what?
They ate here tonight.
How you like that, huh?
How do you like that?
You know what I told the cops?
I said, look, I'm a fucking taxpayer, and I'm not just talking about paying, you know, sales tax for purchases.
I'm a business owner, all right?
I'm a business owner.
Can you get these pieces of shit out of my neighborhood?
And you know what?
They got them the fuck out.
That's the beautiful part about being a fucking business owner, for Christ's sake.
Hey, I'm not a snitch.
Don't call me a snitch.
Hey, hey, the police are my gang, dude.
They're my gang.
I'm not going to be intimidated by a bunch of fucking crotch rocket assholes that are.
You know, there's like fucking 12 of them.
There were 12 of them going up and down.
They were doing tricks.
They had their fucking bitches with them and shit.
What?
I was going to go confront those dudes, man.
Hell no.
All right.
I called the cops and I told the cops, get these fucking people the fuck out of here and they're out.
And you don't hear them tonight, huh?
Woo!
It's good to be a business, man.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
It's good to be a businessman.
How about capitalist confessions for ghosts, radio graffiti?
What is your confession, my son?
Um, Ghost of Baby Case wasn't paying the engineer enough, so I met him at a glory hole to take care of his rent.
Well, you know what they say?
I'm not gay, but a dollar's a dollar.
Next, what is your confession, my son?
I recorded me reading some scampic about Maconi the other day.
And I posted in Alpha, huh?
I made like a hundred bucks for my revenue.
Discovery got taken down over the UT thanks because they autistic crony.
Look at the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh my god!
Those bikers kicked your ass last night.
Be honest.
You have to stay in and do the show tonight because you're injured.
I convinced my classmates to invest their beer money in Dogecoin.
But then when the market crashed, in order to take the heat off me, I blamed Ghost.
Well, that's not very nice.
Your pedance is to send crypto to his wishy tub so that he too could be a Dogecoin millionaire.
Oh my.
No, I am.
Fucking Doge.
You fucking.
Is that Tub Guy?
Was that fucking Tub Guy for fuck's sake?
For the fucking where the fuck is that fucker man?
Fucking idiot.
And I would never fucking tell anybody to fucking invest in Dogecoin.
Dogecoin's a piece of shit.
And who the hell donated?
Hail Snitchler?
Wait a minute.
I'm not a snitch asshole.
All right.
These fucking crotch rocket assholes were zooming up and down my fucking street.
They were doing it during the show.
And what was I going to do?
Was I going to go and confront these assholes?
There was like fucking 10 or 12 of these assholes that were out there with their fucking chicks.
Or chicks had their tits hanging out and all this other shit.
All right.
That's the way it is.
Oh, my God.
Don't donate during RG, you dorks.
Oh, well, they told you off, huh?
Don't donate during radio graffiti.
You like that, huh?
All right, Jesus Christ.
All right, where am I?
Oh, yeah, I got to do more radio graffitis here.
Where the fuck am I?
All right, here we go.
How about Avi Arrod, Radio Graffiti?
Hello there, ghost.
Idiot.
It's I, Avi Arad.
And I'm here to ask a question for you.
How many shekels can you get within the donations of your web browser?
You smooth brain.
I give up.
What?
That's it?
I thought that was a question.
I thought that was a question.
He hung up.
I thought that was a question.
I was like, I give up.
I thought that was a fucking question.
I'm sorry.
Jesus Christ.
And who the hell is this?
Helen Keller, Deaf Mute, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, jeez.
You know, I shouldn't have.
I shouldn't even have picked that one up.
I knew you were going to do some dumb fucking tarred shit like that.
Hey, wait a minute.
Who the hell is this?
Incel Energy, Radio Graffiti.
Get that fucking ear rape shit out of here, for Christ's sake, man.
I know that wasn't incel energy.
He's playing fucking video games and whacking off the derpy hooves or something.
How about what?
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh my god.
You're not my mother.
Shut your dishrag face.
You shut the fuck up, alright?
How about you shut the fuck up?
Are you talking, oh, you're talking to, wait, wait, hold on.
They may be talking to Dark Me Magician Girl on that note.
Oh!
Oh!
I thought they were talking to me.
I know they're talking to Dark Me Magician Girl, man.
Oh, Oh man.
All right, now we're getting into some fucking drama up in here.
The drama, the drama.
Oh, give me my fucking drink for Christ's sake.
All right, who the hell else do we have here?
Oh, look, it's Oliver Carswell, Radio Graffiti.
Get this fucking...
Fuck you!
Fuck you, Oliver Carswell!
Fuck you!
You're trying to make me sound like a pussy cartoon.
I'm not a cartoon, you fucker.
Stop trying to make me sound like a fucking stupid ass high-pitched cartoon, man.
Fuck you, dude.
I've been here.
I've been here for five hours and 27 minutes with you people.
And do you fucking you don't fucking care for crazy?
You people don't give a fucking flying shit.
All right, who the hell else we got?
We got Night Prowler Radio Graffiti.
I'm gonna extend my hand, of course, with a glove on it, with a rubber glove on it.
Man ass.
I mean, do you see this shit?
You see what these fucking trolls are doing?
Splice Mockery Radio Graffiti Calls00:14:37
You hear the splicing, don't you?
You hear the split!
You hear the splicing!
Fuckers!
You hear the splicing!
You hear it!
Right!
Right!
You hear the splicing, man!
Christ!
Who the fuck is?
I'm so tired, man.
Who the hell is this 860 radio graffiti?
Hey, what's going on, man?
How you doing?
I'm glad to hear you, dude.
I'm just getting trolled to no end.
What's going on?
Sorry, I didn't expect you to have a bad mood or something.
No, no, it's okay.
It's all good, man.
I'm glad that you're here.
How are you doing, dude?
Not doing okay.
What'd you do on a Saturday night tonight, dude?
What'd you do on a Saturday night?
Just checking, as usual, but nothing, I guess.
Nothing, not really doing nothing, man.
Were you listening to the show?
Yeah.
What'd you think of the show thus far?
Well, for some of it about the Dodds, probably the what's going on and what's happening.
That's pretty cool, man.
What was your favorite part?
I don't know.
You don't know?
All of it?
All of it?
Maybe, I guess.
Yeah, that's cool.
That's cool.
So, what's going on, man?
What you doing right now?
Don't know.
Just checking always.
Trying to fix out the on a star bond uh mod overall.
Oh, that's cool, man.
You playing any video games?
Well, I'm trying to test it get this thing's money, but it a bit of crashes sometimes.
But uh, that was a few days ago.
Oh, man, that's that's horrible, dude.
I'm sorry to hear that.
That's okay.
I'm trying to restart over and trying to fix the girls now if I get a quad this time.
That's pretty cool.
Uh, hey, do you want to say anything?
Uh, you want to give any shout-outs?
You want to talk garbage to the trolls or something?
I'll tell you, just uh, let's see.
Uh, oh, here we go.
There's a big fan for Multiplier, and also Jack's other guy.
And uh, Hugos, big fan, cheers, woo, hey, man.
Hey, hey, can you do one more?
Go, woo!
Oh, hell, I. Woo!
Yeah, there we go, man.
Thank you very much, man.
Cheers, baby.
All right, cheers.
All right.
Look at that.
We got some good fans up in here.
That was a good fan right there.
All right.
How about what is this?
Saturday night theme song, Radio Graffiti.
Just shut up.
All right.
That isn't, that isn't a, go shove it up your damn ass.
All right.
Hey, put the, put the, I forgot.
We got to put the goddamn radio graffiti.
All right.
If you want to call up right now, Radio Graffiti is 515-604-9052.
And once the operator bitch starts talking, all you got to do is push in the code 844-286 and the hashtag or the pound key.
And once you do, you will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
And when I call on your area code and your name, or your name, I should say, you can have three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
Hey, wait a minute.
Is Lucha in here?
Is Lucha?
You know, hey, you know, we tried to go to your damn stream, Lucha, and try to give you some props.
People were trying to give you donos.
And, you know, you're more worried about, you know, if you had a goddamn pen pipe up your ass or if you could find your lighter and all this other shit, dude.
All right.
I mean, just ask Bjorn.
We rated Bjorn's raid, and Bjorn probably made about fucking 700 bucks.
All right?
And that's, I like Bjorn first and foremost.
I like you, Lucha, but, you know, you're fucking, you're more worried about, like, you know, getting to your taco or whatever the hell it is.
All right, let's do another one.
How about, hold on, I got to do this.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on just a second.
Let's see who else we have here.
How about hold on?
I'm doing me for too long.
I'm doing me for too long, Radio Graffiti.
Seriously, Samsung, Radio Graffiti.
Anyway, don't go anywhere.
When I come back, I'm going right to Radio Graffiti, and then we're going to get all this done.
I'm not stalling nothing.
I'm doing me.
All right.
I'm doing me.
I was literally.
Meanwhile, you fucking pieces of shit.
Get the shit out of here.
Fuck it.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
You know what?
You know what?
Just because of that asshole, I'm going to do me right now.
I'm doing me now, you fucking pieces of garbage.
All right?
I'm doing me now.
I got beer.
I've got, you know, I guess since Lucha is in here, I guess I'll start talking a little bit of his panior.
All right.
I got goddamn mota.
All right.
And I'm kicking back.
I'm doing me now, for Christ's sake.
Don't be making me look like a fucking idiot.
I've been on here for five hours and 34 minutes, for Christ's sake.
Fucking son of a bitch.
All right, who the hell else do we got here?
Who the fuck else, for Christ's sake?
I'm fucking tired of you people trying to make a mockery of me.
I'm tired of you people trying to make a mockery of me.
All right, we got Anonymous Radio Graffiti.
All right, all right, shut up.
All right, shut the fuck up.
And Peter here, and shut up.
Just shut your goddamn ass.
Jesus Christ, who else do we have here for Christ's sake?
How about how about 510 radio graffiti?
Hey, 510.
What?
What the hell?
Was that another little kid, dude, that just said a fucking racial slur?
That sounded like a little that sounded like an even fucking younger kid than the kids that we've been having fucking call on.
This is not good.
Dude, I'm telling you, no children should be watching this broadcast, okay?
Jesus Christ.
Look, Mrs. Ghost is in the background choking because she realizes, oh my God, kids.
And by the way, let me tell Mrs. Ghost something.
I want a fucking steak.
I want a fucking steak and butter noodles.
All right.
Let me go ahead and get to some more radio graffiti calls up in here.
How about Jesus Christ?
How about DJ Poon Radio Graffiti?
This is the story of the World Cup DJ strategy and nothing that she couldn't have in her way.
The last real musician in a world full of cynicism is scaled with an air damn ghost.
Man, that was an anal fucking ear rape from hell.
That was an anal ear rape from hell.
All right, who else do we got here?
We're taking radio graffiti calls up in this son of a bitch.
Who else do we have here?
And how about hold on?
Is this the real 619?
I have 619 radio graffiti.
American Game Master Radio Graffilters.
The South will rise again.
Oh my God.
I'm being tickled in my fucking little rosebud asshole there.
Oh my God, my asshole is fucking...
Subscribe to the YouTube channel.
Take the shit out of you!
You fucking shut the shut the fuck up!
You fucking assholes!
That's a fucking splice and everybody knows it!
Ah!
Son of a bitch!
That was a fucking splice, dude.
Everybody out there that's a true fan that listens to the show, they know it.
They know it!
You fuckers, man!
You motherfuckers, man!
I can't believe you pieces of garbage, man.
I can't believe you, man.
Who the hell is this?
570 Radio Graffiti.
Hello, ghost.
How are you doing tonight?
Olive.
Hey, what's up, Olive?
How you doing, man?
Oh, I'm doing good.
Listening to your show, Dennis.
It's been really awesome, honestly, for once.
Yeah, it's been really weird.
I hear you.
It's a Saturday Night Troll show, episode five.
What's going on from you, man?
Oh, not much.
I know I haven't been around much.
I've been busy with life, but I got a nice line of sugar here.
I'm about to snort.
It has some pain in it.
Oh, yes.
I get that.
Get this.
Are you fucking Olive?
Dude, Olive.
Are you fucking shitting me, dude?
You're fucking sniffing sugar with paint.
Listen, I want to be honest with you, dudes, man.
The fucking paint troll, that's not fucking funny.
We got eight-year-olds that are watching.
I don't know why they're watching.
You know, we've got, we got, I don't know why the fuck this is happening.
To encourage paint sniffing is fucking irresponsible.
And I'd like for you fucking pickled pricks, seat sniffing, phallic, fluffing, belch-breathing, urinal cake curator collecting pieces of fucking trans-testicle turd burglar shit.
I'd like for you all to shut this shit up.
Just shut this shit up already, for Christ's sake.
Give me my fucking beer.
All right.
And hold on a second.
619 Radio Graffiti.
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
What in the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
Jesus Christ.
How about 863 radio graffiti?
Hey, 863, radio graffiti.
Fucking Helen Keller deaf mutes.
Look at these motherfuckers.
Look at these motherfuckers, man.
Jesus, you're making me belch.
And by the way, Lucha ain't calling.
All right.
He ain't up here.
I don't see him.
He doesn't have, there's no block numbers.
All right.
He's fucking scamming you.
He's lying.
All right.
He's not calling nothing.
Let me tell you something.
If I heard the manly dominance, if I heard the manly dominance that I just exude on this fucking broadcast like it ain't shit, I wouldn't be calling me either.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
I wouldn't be calling me either.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, didn't Lucha have some like fine haina that's like his Ruka?
Right?
Am I saying that right?
Huh?
Do you intend to puto?
Huh?
You have like a little fine-ass Ruka?
I can tell you right now, that Ruka, you better get her out of the vicinity of this broadcast because she'll be saying oi poppy faster than you can say what the fuck when they listen to my fucking voice.
I'm telling you, the manly dominance that I throw around this internet like it ain't shit.
It literally gets these women creaming out of their pantyhose for Christ's sake, man.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
I got a lot of women who listen to me just so that they can, you know, I'm going to be completely honest with you, okay?
They listen in a very big speaker so they can straddle that speaker.
So when I'm screaming and when I'm out here exuding the manly dominance, these women are feeling the vibrations of Ghost himself penetrate the internals of their body.
And as a result, they're satisfied to say the least, baby, all right?
That's how badass of a man I am for Christ's sake.
I'm a bad man.
I'm a bad motherfucker.
I'm a bad man.
All right, who the hell else do we have here?
How about the fucking Pride Month?
Radio Graffiti, Pride Month.
Fangers, Shut the fuck up.
I never fucking said that, dude.
never said that.
I never hold on!
Oh, it's Lucha.
He's in the chat room.
All right, let me see.
I think this is, I hope this is you, Holmes.
All right.
I hope this is you.
Hey, Lucha, is this you, Lucha?
Are you there?
Hey, Luke, is that you?
Shut your bitch asshole, nigga.
That ain't you.
Oh, shit.
It's a black.
Hey, dude, what's going on?
How you doing, brother?
Not much.
What about you, ghost?
Influencing People Heart Exit00:15:34
No, man.
Just chilling like a villain doing some fucking piece of garbage troll killing for a living.
Hey, about that comment you made, talking about you ain't a snitch.
How come you snitched on them, though?
Hey, I didn't snitch on nobody.
You understand?
I'm a property owner.
I'm a business owner.
You had too many black friends to snitch.
Man, let me tell you, I wouldn't have snitched on them if they were my homies.
You understand?
If that was my homie Tyrone, Archie Lee, and Kuda Bang, I wouldn't be snitching.
You understand what I'm saying, homie?
I understand my niggas.
Hey, cheers, baby.
Hey, you got any shout-outs that you want to give some brothers out here?
No, not really.
Too many pussy niggas out here, but there's some pussy ass motherfuckers right here.
Hey, man, cheers to you and go.
It's Sunday.
Go get you.
Yeah, get yourself a bean pie, baby.
All right, who else do we have here?
How about I mean, who?
I mean, Lucha is not calling, dude.
I'm looking right here on the switchboard.
He is not calling, dude.
He's not.
I can assure you, this is a bunch of bullshit.
All right?
He is not calling.
What the fuck?
Are you calling from your computer or are you calling from a number?
Here I am.
I think.
You know, what is this?
All right.
I'm looking.
Okay.
Here are the latest ones that have just popped up, okay?
All right.
Here are the latest.
I just called on that asshole.
Seven tryhard dad radio graffiti.
Snaker, snaker, Shut that shit up.
That's a fucking splice for Christ's sake.
I don't see it.
I don't see 626 area code on here.
There's no 626 on here.
There's no 626, dude.
Here, I'm going to refresh it.
There is no 626.
Look, can you tell Lucha, all right, that he's got to call the number, and he's got, once the bitch starts talking, he's got to put 844-286, and then the little hashtag, the little pound key, you know, the little tic-tac-toe button, Holmes.
And then I can call on you.
There is no 626 on here, dude.
I'm telling you, I'd call on him right now if he was on here.
He's not.
But let me tell you, I don't blame him for not calling, baby.
I don't blame him.
All right, who the hell else do we have?
And here, here's somebody that's, what's his name?
Hold on, put this down.
Oh, he fucking hung up.
You see, I was just about to call on some motherfucker.
He hung up.
Hello?
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on, what?
Oh, my God.
Hey, Olive.
Welcome to the Coalition of Pain Sniffers.
Hey, Distella, give me a fucking song.
I'm hoping you were sniffing the Kills Primer spray I sent.
Did you still want a plushie from aesthetics?
This is not fucking funny, dude.
This is not funny.
This is not a joke.
I mean Jesus Christ.
I mean good God.
All right.
Who else do we have?
He is not calling up here.
I'm not.
I don't see him at all.
He is not calling.
I can guarantee you he's not.
Look, here's an anonymous number.
Anonymous radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
What's up?
Who's this?
What's up, dude?
Hello?
Yeah, what's going on?
Who's this, dude?
Hey, Ghost.
I'd like to keep that confidential at the moment.
All right.
Well, what's going on?
What'd you call for?
Hey, well, anyways, I remember how you were saying about how you wanted to meet Donald Trump so bad.
And our VFW chapter outside of San Antonio is actually having a meeting with him on June 9th at 10 o'clock.
And unfortunately, my plus one has a surgery that day, and we were wondering if he wanted to be our guest.
I don't know if this is a troll or not.
Hook me up on Ghost.report if you're serious, but probably not, dude.
I don't want to, I'm not outing myself, dude.
All right.
I'm not, you know, I'm not face revealing myself.
I'm like Lucha.
You know, I should put one of those fucking Mexican little fucking wrestler masks on my face and start saying, Arriba!
Arriba, Essay!
Ariba!
Estocaba Moco, de sa caba moco, ta es demeana de la moco kaca la la jupani vadiga?
So yeah, I don't want to do that.
All right, that's just how that's just a way it is, all right?
That's just a way it is.
And look, there's somebody that's putting 626 on their shit just so I can call them.
Watch.
626 Radio Graffiti.
Fuck you.
Rammit in my ass.
Infect your faggot.
Infrared in my ass.
Fuck you.
Remember my ass.
Infect your faggot.
Ram it.
Infect your faggot.
Rammit in my ass.
Fuck you.
All right.
All right.
Get this shit out of here.
Jesus Christ.
What the fuck?
What the actual fuck, dude?
All right.
Look.
I'm almost done with this damn broadcast.
All right.
I mean, I'm almost approaching six hours.
As you can see, Mrs. Ghost is in the damn, she's in the kitchen making me a fucking steak with butter noodles for Christ's sake.
And, you know, I kind of want to eat.
All right.
It's almost three o'clock in the fucking moaning out here in San Jamboneo, Texas.
All right.
It's almost three in the morning.
All right.
Who do we have here?
How about how about 808 radio graffiti?
Hey, ghost.
What's up?
How you doing, man?
What's going on, dude?
How you doing?
I've been listening to your soul for a long time.
I just like to say I love everything you're doing.
Hey, I have a wine at ketamine that I'm going to snort up right now.
So you want to do it together, man?
I'm not snorting anything with you, you fucking sick bastard.
I'm not snorting nothing with you.
All right, I don't do anything that goes up my nose for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, dude.
I mean, you guys are fucking sick, dude.
How about 619 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, ghost.
It's me, Ashley.
I have a problem.
Wait a minute.
You've got a problem.
I think you've got a lot of problems, but go ahead.
You swear that Kecker is, I'm influencing Kecker, but you are the influencer.
What?
Whoa, What are you fucking?
What are you talking about?
I'm the influencer.
What the fuck does that mean, dude?
Before you hang up on me, bro, you've been influencing me on beer since I was like 11 years old or 10 years old.
So you can't say shit.
Wait, hold on.
Hey, hold on, you Mexican shithead.
How in the fuck do you say that I've been influencing you, dude?
You listen to my show.
How is it?
It's my fault that you're fucking drinking Cerveza, dude.
Is that what you're trying to tell me right now?
No, no, no, no.
It's your fault.
I'm influencing Kecker and then you influence me.
Like, it's a correlation.
You know, you are the problem.
I am not the problem.
You are.
How in the fuck do you figure that, Asho?
You're a fucking grown-ass man now.
You're not an eight-year-old Justin Bieber Mexican kid that you were back in 2010.
How in the fuck do you figure that?
First of all, how in the fuck did I influence you?
How did I influence you?
Because you were always talking about beer and you were always talking about drinking cerveza and shit like that.
But I mean, cerveza is beer, obviously.
And you're always drinking Johnny Walker and shit.
And I was, you know, I was 11 and you influenced me, so I influenced Kecker.
You know, it's all correlation.
You gotta be fucking kidding me, Asho.
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
How in the fuck do you figure that it's my fault that you're drinking cerveza and now you're fucking you're contributing to the delinquency of some fucking eight-year-old?
How and what fucking bean and cheese Mexican fucking thought process are you coming from, man?
Hey, it's all coming down.
It's all coming down, Gold.
All right.
You are the influencer.
To be honest, you can think I'm doing it, but you are because you've been saying all this Johnny Walker, all this, you've been getting drunk every single broadcast.
And, you know, it's all you.
Hey, hold on, hold on.
Hey, hey, Asho, you sound a little, you're sounding, you're slurring your words.
Are you fucking drunk right now?
I am drunk because of you.
What the fuck are you talking about because of me?
You're a grown-ass man.
Why are you drinking?
Okay, okay.
I'm drunk because of you.
Because you made me into this person.
I grew up with you.
You don't understand that.
You know what?
Fuck you, bad.
Get this fucking asshole.
Get out of here, you fucking...
I didn't do nothing!
Son of a f ⁇ !
I didn't do nothing!
Ah!
Fucking fucking piece of shit!
I didn't do nothing!
That's it, I'm fucking done with this fucking show!
I'm done with radio graffiti!
I'm done with all this shit!
And hey, Lucha, you're a pussy!
All right, get the shit out of here, for fuck's sake!
And that's the last thing that I want to hear.
After fucking Asho is trying to blame me!
He's trying to blame fucking me for him drinking cervacas, man.
He's trying to blame me for this fucking shit!
And now he's trying to blame that the fact that he's contributing to the delinquency of a fucking eight-year-old.
He's trying to blame it on fucking me.
It's not my fault, man.
It's not my fault, you fucking piece of shit.
It's not.
It's not my fault!
What?
What, you fucking pieces of crap?
What?
Oh, my God!
Hail bad influencer.
You fucking pieces of shit, man.
I've given you my fucking heart, man.
My fucking heart.
I've tried to spark synapses in your fucking brain, man.
I've tried to give you fucking millions and millions of dollars of fucking capitalist information.
And what the fuck did you do?
You're fucking sitting over here blaming me for your bad shit.
You fucking goddamn fucking slide.
Fuck!
Damn it!
I'm sniffing, paint.
It's better for you and a great shit.
Oh, fucking God.
Distill it.
Fucking shut up with the fucking paint.
I'm tired of this shit.
Am I really fucking influencing fucking people like this, dude?
Am I really fucking...
I mean, it would fucking hurt me, dude.
It would fucking hurt me if I knew I was fucking influencing people like this, dude.
I don't want to influence it.
This is fucking sad, dude.
This is fucking sad.
Shut up, man.
There's no way.
There's no way.
All I've ever wanted to do was spark synapses was shoot pearls to you people.
I'm shooting pearls to you people, man.
You fuck, man.
You fucking fucks, man.
Yummy paint.
Shut up with your fucking painting.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
All of you in the fucking chat room, just shut the fuck up, man.
I'm not a bad influence, man.
I'm not a bad influence, man.
I'm a fucking melting pot of friendship for Christ's sake, man.
I'm a nice fucking guy.
I'm a nice fucking guy.
And fuck you, Lucha.
You fucking piece of shit.
You didn't have the balls.
Fucking Asho, man.
It breaks my fucking heart, man.
It breaks my fucking heart.
It breaks my fucking heart.
Oh, my God.
Ghost, if it weren't for you in 2011, I would have been a bleeding heart liberal.
Thank you, Fred Zappa.
Thank you.
I need that positivity right now, man.
I need that positivity.
I mean, I got fucking Asho over here saying that I'm some goddamn bad influence that when he was a Justin Bieber Mexican kid, that I influenced him to do that shit.
I didn't influence anybody to do shit.
I didn't influence anybody to do anything.
Ghost, why would you inspire me to sniff paint?
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Fuck all of you, man.
Fuck all of you pieces of shit, man.
I didn't inspire anybody to do anything, man.
Oh my God.
I'm out of here, man.
Fuck all you people.
All right?
Fuck all you people that are sitting here disrespecting me, man.
I've been here for almost six hours tonight.
I've given my fucking weekends to you, you fucking swine.
You pieces of shit.
And this is how you repay me?
This is how you fucking repay me for Christ's sake, man.
You fucking people should be kissing my ass.
You fucking people should be kissing my ass.
Man, fuck you.
All of you people say I'm a bad influencer.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Oh, my God.
Yummy, yummy.
No, that's not the real Twilly Atkins.
Get up!
That's not the fucking...
Fuck you, trolls, man!
Fuck you.
I'm so sick of you, man.
Fuck you.
I'm not a bad influence, you fuckers.
I'm not.
I've been fucking piece of shit, man.
I've been fucking doing this broadcast for almost 12 fucking years, man.
12 fucking years of blood, sweat, and tears trying to spark synapses between your ears, man.