Ghost hosts the chaotic Saturday Night Troll Show episode 4, battling chat trolls over LinkSys router exploits, Microsoft's cloud gaming consolidation, and Windows 7's January 2020 end-of-life. He rants about VR gaming, smokes cigars while defending his "melting pot" persona against racism accusations, and clashes with callers regarding political views, dating preferences, and alleged anti-Semitism. Ultimately, the broadcast highlights the host's volatile interactions with an ungrateful audience amidst technical news and personal grievances. [Automatically generated summary]
I hope you trolls are happy because I'd rather be at a bar right now on a Saturday night than conducting this broadcast.
So I hope you're happy.
I hope you're all happy for Christ's sake.
Once again, welcome to the Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 4.
Saturday nights.
I can't believe I'm spending Saturday night with you people.
I'd rather be in a bar.
Anyway, I'm chilling here with you guys.
And we're, I'm hype.
Even though I'd rather be at a goddamn bar eating hot chicken wings and guzzling down beer and watching Broads in their goddamn short shorts and their short shirts, I'm over here chilling with you people.
So I hope you trolls are happy.
I hope you trolls are happy.
All right, take it out.
Let's take out the damn music for Christ's sake.
What's going on, folks?
It is Ghost here.
You know, you're listening to the Saturday Night Troll Show.
I hope you hope.
I hope you host.
I hope you trolls are happy here.
I'd rather be at a goddamn bar right now.
I can't believe that I'm wasting my...
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
I don't think you can hear that.
Let me fix something here really fast.
All right, let me go ahead and replay that.
What the hell is this?
It was a ghost quote?
Was that a ghost quote here?
In the field of local live hall mentality.
Okay, oh my God.
I'd rather be watching Rosie O'Kelly stream waxing my don't go there, dude.
Don't you even go there for Christ's sake.
All right, you people.
And if you don't know what Rose O'Kelly is, watch the yesterday's ghost show, episode 57, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, look, I hope you trolls are happy here.
All right, this is episode four, Saturday Night Troll Show.
And let me tell you, before I even get started, let's go ahead and crack open a goddamn beer, for Christ's sake.
I'm not even, let's just go ahead and do it.
What is this?
Field of local live hall mentainment.
Oh, my God.
I must compliment your troll image on the opening that really captures your look.
Yeah, that's me.
All right.
Yeah, that's me, for Christ's sake.
Sit there and shut up.
That's you, sick-ass demented trolls.
All right, freaking panda.
That's you people!
Now, with that being said, I'm going to go ahead.
I'm just going to go.
Dr. Knockers.
Local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, good evening to you, Dr. Knockers, all right?
Now, let me go ahead and...
Go ahead.
What?
Entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
Engineer.
What the hell?
We're 20 minutes.
The engineer's not here on the Saturday Night Trolls show.
What the hell is taking you so long?
Don't you understand that when I soil my wheelchair, I need it to be.
Can you shut the fuck up about the goddamn wheelchair?
I'm not in the mood to be talking about, oh, I'm not in a wheelchair.
I'm not in the mood for that shit, okay?
I'd rather be at a bar, all right?
Who will ghost kill this week?
Listen, all right.
Oh, is that what y'all want me to do later this evening?
Y'all want me to call a goddamn date line?
I mean, you son of a bitches, the last time I called the dateline on the Saturday Night Troll Show, you sons of bitches claim that I'm worse than Ted Bundy.
You people claim that I'm some kind of a sociopath or psychopath or some kind of garbage like that.
So good God.
And you see, look at them in the chat room.
They're already calling me weeping widow weekend, the widow killer, and you know, Ghostler Kvorkian and all this other crap.
So give me a freaking break, man.
You know what?
Let me go ahead and break open the damn booze for Christ's sake, man.
It's Saturday night.
You know what time it is?
It's the Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Troll show.
So let's go ahead and break open some beer for Christ's sake.
More beer.
The field of home.
Oh, macho taco.
That's what we need right now.
All right.
Ghost is late because the taco that is macho.
I don't.
Shut up.
Don't talk about my wife.
You should try Craigslist ads or Grindar.
Maybe a trap version of Grindar.
The bad part about it is Craigslist ads no longer exist.
All right.
And I don't want to get on Grinder.
I'm not a homosexual, okay?
I know many of you are on that part of the sexual persuasion, but I sure as hell am not.
So I'm not going to do Grinder.
I'm actually going to do another dating line that is supposed to be exclusively for intimate talk.
All right.
So we'll see what we get with there.
We shouldn't be running into any kind of widows or any sad folks on that capacity.
So anyway, let's go ahead and crack open a beer for Christ's sake.
It's the Saturday Night Troll Show.
And as I stated, I'd rather be in a goddamn bar right now eating goddamn chicken wings.
But unfortunately, I'm here with you guys.
So I hope that you appreciate that.
And not to mention, after that almost six-hour show that I gave you last night on the ghost show, this should just underscore.
All right.
This should just underscore that I'm a machine.
All right.
I'm a goddamn machine.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a chug here.
This is a free format show.
Anything goes.
All right.
Whatever you want to discuss, whatever you want to talk about.
You know, every time I try to talk about, what is this?
You should call Target as a trans woman and ask her.
I've done that already.
I've done that.
You can look that up on YouTube.
I've done that already.
And Target had no problem.
No problem letting me go in there as a woman.
I told them I got a beard.
I'm going to put a wig on.
I'm going to put a rouge on and all this other crap.
And they said, come on down.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing.
You already talked.
Dude, that's not funny at all, dude.
That's not funny at all for Christ's sake, man.
Come on.
Oh, my God.
You're damn right.
I'm a machine.
I'm a goddamn machine.
Wait a minute.
NPC ghost.
Don't call me an NPC, you son of a bitch.
All right, don't you dare.
I'm not an NPC.
I'm a main player.
All right.
I'm the player in this game, you son of a bitch.
Don't you dare make references to me in NPC.
Don't use my name and NPC in the same sense.
You're a team of local learning.
You son of a bitch.
Macho Taco, do radio graffiti, you furry.
Also, can't curse in the chat.
You censored us, you far-left dick.
Well, you know what?
Did I?
Well, too bad, all right?
You know what?
If you can't curse in the damn chat room, get creative, all right?
Learn how to spoke and expand your vocabulary.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I mean, if you got a pair of balls on you, you know, it's good for you to say a fucker of shit every now and then.
But by God, it's time for you sons of bitches to learn how to spoke and expand your goddamn vocabulary, all right?
So don't sit over here and give me this garbage, all right?
Just calm your asses down.
Jesus Christ, I'm a, I mean, you people have a lot of nerve over here, all right?
You're talking garbage to me, all right?
It's a Saturday night.
Obviously, I'd rather be in a damn bar right now.
I'd rather you me at Twin Peaks, all right, looking at these broads in their short shorts and their short shirts, all right, watching.
I mean, isn't there a goddamn heavyweight boxing match on tonight that I'm probably going to miss because I'm sitting here broadcasting to you people?
Huh?
Isn't Dante Wilder supposed to be fighting tonight?
I like boxing.
Do you understand that?
I like contact sports.
I like seeing, you know, violent contact sports for Christ's sake.
But instead, I'm sitting here.
I'm a machine.
I'm broadcasting to you, sons of bitches.
All right.
And by the way, Dante Wilder, the heavyweight champion, I don't know if you've heard about this, but he's taken a lot of heat as of late because he claims that he wants to kill a man in the ring.
All right.
So that's another reason why I wanted to see this bout to see if this guy's all talk and whether or not he's going to go into the damn ring with a killer instinct and bash somebody's head into the point where he's not going to get up.
All right.
I've seen a few.
I've seen a few boxing matches that resulted in a man dying in the ring.
Okay.
I remember seeing the Boom Boom Mancini fight.
I don't know if y'all saw that fight, but Ray Boom Boom Mancini killed a man in the ring, saw that boxing match, saw it live.
And I also saw one of the Ruellis brothers, one of the Ruellis brothers, I think it was Gabriel, if I'm not mistaken.
What is this?
Ghost, my guy.
Glad to hear from you on a balance Saturday night.
Hey, you know it, baby.
Keep the gears turning.
Mr. Machine.
Hey, cheers to big capitalist daddy, baby.
Cheers to big capitalist daddy.
And here's Macho Taco again.
This damn freaking down below the border, you know, illegal immigrant son of a bitch.
You told me to expand my vocabulary, but instead I expand my duck, you far-left broken machine with rusted part, whatever the hell that's supposed to mean, all right?
Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean, all right?
Learn how to spoke him.
You need to learn how to spoke him too.
We talked about it.
You always mispronounce the names of two of your loyal listeners, Olive Yaklasev and Johnny Volerifik.
I've been, you know, I say their names appropriate.
Olive Yaksloff and Johnny Ballerfic, all right?
All right, and let me tell you, if they don't like the way I'm pronouncing their names, well, then, you know, tough kitty.
All right.
No, come on.
Homenton.
No.
Oh, my God.
We're not doing 12 bucks.
Listen, we're not doing 12 buckers.
All right, meme magician.
I mean, I just started.
We're 10 minutes in, dude.
I mean, enough of the 12 bucker.
All right.
I want to talk about some things out here.
All right.
I want to talk about some things, but everybody out here just bombarding me with troll terrorism.
Listen, don't harsh my I'm not even mellow.
I mean, there's no reason to even say harsh my mellow.
I'm not even mellow out.
I'm pissed off.
Linksys and Sony Router Leaks00:15:57
All right.
You know, I'm a little jaded at the fact that I got to sit here every weekend, Friday and Saturday, do a goddamn broadcast for you sons of bitches over here.
And it doesn't seem to me like any of you goddamn sons of bitches even appreciate it, for Christ's sake.
I mean, you're too busy, you know, putting foreign objects up your shit funnel and trying to see if you can hit your goddamn anal G spot instead of having some appreciation that this man right here, all right, this man right here is a machine and he's doing back-to-back shows on the weekend, all right, on the goddamn weekend for Christ's sake, man.
I could be at a goddamn bar right now.
I'm not joking.
I mean, but of course I'm not.
I'm sitting here with you.
So let me calm down.
Let me drink my beer.
All right.
Let's let's get a little loose.
It's a Saturday night.
All right.
I'm going to try to take the mind off the boxing match, heavyweight boxing match that I'm going to miss tonight.
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh my God.
Understandable.
Danny Gers says, hi, who the hell is Danny Gers?
I don't even know who the hell that is.
All right.
Let me give him my drink.
All right?
Anyway, folks, this is a free format show.
We're going to discuss some things.
A couple of things I want to discuss since most of you trolls are into the tech industry here.
I don't know if you heard, but the latest news is if you have a LinkSys router, okay?
Link sys routers have discovered that there's an exploit within the LinkSys router that is now leaking device connection histories.
Have y'all read about this crap?
Have y'all read about this?
25,000 LinkSys routers are reportedly leaking details of any device that has ever connected to this.
All right, look, let's go ahead and put the PC shot on for all those that are concerned.
Take a look.
Here it is right here.
Okay.
25,000 LinkSys routers are reportedly leaking details of any device that has ever connected to it.
All right.
The flaw that may have been leaking data since 2014 reportedly exposes routers that haven't had their default passwords changed.
And it can even help lead hackers to physically locate devices and users in the real world.
Oh, that's great, isn't it?
Thanks a lot, Lynxys.
Really appreciate it.
I wouldn't doubt if that was a legitimate back door for all these goddamn feds.
Local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Earnhardt got banged up.
Who the hell are you talking about?
You talking about Dale Earnhardt?
Are you talking about the Young and Hart?
I don't even know who you're talking about.
I don't even watch NASCAR.
All right.
No offense to all those folks that watch NASCAR, but it's the same five rednecks that win every goddamn time.
So why even watch it?
All right.
But anyway, let me continue on here.
Researcher Troy Mersich, I don't know how to pronounce your fucking last name, claims that in excess of 25,000 Linksys smart Wi-Fi routers currently in use have a flaw that means significant data is accessible by hackers.
Written by Bad Packet Reports, a cyber threat intelligence company, he says sensitive information is being leaked, although the manufacturer now denies this.
Of course, they're going to deny it.
All right.
Linksys was bought in 2013 by Belkin, and that firm was then bought by Foxconn in 2018.
Oh, local live home.
Oh, my God.
All tech devices have leaks or back doors.
They were put in there by the Jews to support Israel's spying technology.
You see, y'all are twisting this into some kind of a goddamn, what is up with you people in this anti-Semitism, man?
This anti-Semiticism.
I'm not even joking around, man.
Calm down with your anti-Jewish stuff.
Israel is our greatest ally, and you people, for whatever reason, continue to kind of, you know, feed this anti-Semitic garbage.
I can't believe it.
Anyway, let me just read a couple more paragraphs of this, and we'll move on to the next one.
But I know that this should concern a lot of you because I'm guarantee a good chunk of you sons of bitches out there use Link Sys as your router.
So once again, let's continue here.
Once again, the firm was bought by Foxconn.
Oh, local live hall mentor.
Justin Amash hero.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
What the hell is that supposed to mean for Christ's sake?
Oh, Justin Amash equals hero.
What the hell?
Who the hell is Justin Amash?
Now, listen, let me talk about this because this is serious business.
I'm sure it affects most of you out there.
We quickly tested the router models flagged by Bad Packets using the latest publicly available firmware with default settings and have not been able to reproduce it, says Link Sys and online.
Come on, Link Sis is actually, come on, Link Sis.
Come on.
The anti-Semitism is because of Joe Cake started it.
Joe Kay.
What the fuck are y'all talking about, dude?
What are y'all talking about, man?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we quickly, I think we already talked about this, meaning that it is not possible for a remote attacker to retrieve sensitive information via this technique.
Linksys further says that this is because the flaw was fixed in 2014.
However, Merch disagrees.
While this flaw was supposedly patched for this issue, our findings have indicated otherwise.
Upon contacting the LinkSys security team, we were advised to report the vulnerability.
After submitting our findings, the review analysts determined the issue was not applicable and won't fix and subsequently closed.
I mean, this is why I wanted to talk to you guys about this LinkSys shit here.
I'm telling you right now, I mean, are they intentionally leaving us vulnerable out here?
All right.
Are they intentionally leaving us vulnerable?
This is some serious business.
If you happen to have a LinkSys router, I would strongly advise you guys to look into this for Christ's sake.
All right.
Strongly advised to look into this for Christ's sake.
Anyway, why are you chat?
I'm looking in the chat room right now.
Everybody's doing some anti-Semitic stuff or saying that I don't care about this ghost.
You should care about it.
You should care about it.
This is why the Saturday Night Troll Show is here to enlighten you folks on some technological aspects out here.
Linksys routers are leaking data and no one gives a crap.
You got to be kidding me.
You got to be kidding me.
Jesus Christ.
Look, okay.
Okay, since y'all don't want to talk about technology, let's talk a little bit about gaming.
All right.
Have y'all heard about this one?
Let's go ahead and take a look at this.
All right.
Microsoft and Sony are teaming up for video games in the cloud.
Can you believe that?
I mean, that's what we need.
A consolidation of big conglomerates in the gaming industry to come together and what?
What are they going to do?
Are they trying to take on Gabon?
Are they trying to take on a Gabe Newell or something?
I mean, what the hell is this?
Put it on the PC shot.
Take a look at this.
All right.
Microsoft and Sony team up for a video for video games, excuse me, in the cloud.
But what does that mean for gamers?
This is USA Today.
What is this?
With all of the leaks, I bet there's a lawsuit coming.
You're damn right there's going to be a lawsuit, especially if it's a company that lost that.
Saturday night wheelchair show asshole.
Get the hell out of here.
All right, go back.
Go back to the PC shot.
Now, what does this mean for gamers that Microsoft and Sony are kicking back, teaming up?
Look at the schmuck.
Look at these schmucks here.
Look at these CEOs for Christ's sake.
Anyway, what?
What is it?
There's Dark Meme Magician, girl.
Why wouldn't they?
You should know better.
The Jews and George Soros are conspiring to get to the bottom of the game.
Come on.
Wait a minute.
I thought George Soros was against Israel.
George Soros is not a friend of Israel.
What is this?
Meme magician.
You can blame Robert Chinix for the leaks.
Shut up, all right?
I don't even know what the hell you idiots are talking about, Robert Chinix.
And you got Dark Meme Magician girl claiming that, you know, George Soros is doing what he's doing for Jewish people.
I mean, lest we forget he's not a very friendly person to his own fellow Jewish brethren, okay?
I mean, you know, look, let's not go there, all right?
Let's not go there.
Let's go ahead and go back to the USA Today article that talks about, once again, Microsoft and Sony coming together, teaming up to put video games in the cloud.
Let's read this together here.
Microsoft and Sony usually battle it out for dominance in the console video games.
But in the growing realm of cloud gaming, in which game streams over the internet, just as Netflix does, the two tech giants, or the two tech Titans, I should say, have decided to team up.
Their collaboration announced this past Thursday focuses on developing improved cloud delivery of games and other content, as well as the delivery of Sony's current services using Microsoft's Azure data center platform.
Ah, okay, I get it.
So you've got Sony wanting to put its content on Microsoft Azure data platforms.
So, you know, this is a move against Gabe Newell, isn't it?
This is a move against Gabe Newell.
This is a move against Gabin.
And, you know, I don't know if it's going to work.
All right.
I don't know if it's going to work.
Let's continue.
The two companies will also join forces on developing smart image sensors using Sony's sensor capabilities and Microsoft's artificial intelligence technology.
So why don't we just add on artificial intelligence technology to this whole partnership?
How about that?
Everybody's going into AI, right?
Hey, Ghost, did you see Sandisk release the first commercially available one terabyte micro SD?
Yes, I did see it.
It's expensive, but it's crazy what can fit on a small memory card the size of your phone.
You're telling me, you're telling me, man, one terabyte is now getting smaller and smaller for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, before you know it, you know, we're going to have so much ability to put video files, audio files, so many of them on a goddamn little fucking fingernail card that we probably are going to not even appreciate some of the things that we save on those sons of bitches, man.
We're not going to remember all that crap.
You know, but hey, what what?
Hey, this is technology right, this is technology, for heaven's sake.
Anyway, let's continue on here and uh, let's see what the hell they're doing, but thank you very much for letting us know their uh Terminator dropkick.
I appreciate it.
Uh, their collaboration.
I already already said that uh, both Microsoft and SONY currently deliver digital games via their own subscription services.
Uh, games delivered via cloud computing networks appear to be the next evolutionary stage of video games and, unfortunately I think that's exactly right Microsoft is expected to begin public testing of its project Cloud X gaming stream service later this year.
What, oh my god?
Hey Ghost, I was wondering, if I were to give you some shekels, would you unban me from chat?
Oh well, maybe I will.
Maybe I will.
I don't know why you put in a goddamn uh youtube video.
You gave me an eight bucker and you're putting in a youtube video, for christ's sake, all right, maybe you know, the reason you got banned is because you sons of bitches are out here.
You know, trying to.
You know, make me look like some kind of a buffoon, all right, making me look like some kind of a goddamn shekel goblin, and I I don't appreciate it.
All right.
So, you know, maybe Oliver Cars?
Well, i'll consider it anyway.
Uh, let me continue here because this is very important because, guess who's coming into the gaming uh, business as well?
Amazon, which owns Twitch, which I think Twitch is a joke.
I think all their streamers are a joke.
I mean, you know that there's a certain fruitiness when it comes to these twitch gamers.
You know, when it comes to the males, they literally look like they popped out of the ass crack of Richard Simmons.
I mean, there's a prominent feminine vernacular with some of these twitch actually most of the male Twitch streamers feminine physical attributes.
When it comes to these Twitch streamers, I can't stand them.
I can't stand them.
But because Amazon owns Twitch, it is reportedly developing its own gaming streaming service as well.
And Chinese internet company and game maker uh Tencent, is testing its own gaming system.
So uh, in the end folks, I think that uh, owning your own game is almost a thing of antiquity, it is a thing of the past.
And uh, I don't know, is this good for gaming?
Is this good for gaming, for christ's sake?
I mean, you know, speaking of gaming and speaking of actually owning a physical copy of your game, did you hear Game STOP today I don't know if you were there at GAME STOP.
They're discounting games, all right.
They're discounting consoles.
You can tell that GAME Stop's gums are bleeding because most of the gaming world is going to the cloud.
It's going to game streaming services, and I wonder what people have to say about that.
For christ's sake, let's go ahead and take a look at this article out of the Verge.
Uh, GAME STOP is discounting games consoles, accessories and more today.
You'll need a power-up rewards membership to get in on the detail.
Oh, of course you do.
All right, but this is obviously an attempt to try to lure customers back into GameStop, trying to sit here and continue to sustain its gaming model.
And I'm telling you, I'd be very worried right now if I was a goddamn GameStop investor and owned any kind of GameStop stock, because we're definitely seeing a transition from physical gaming to game streaming.
GameStop is hosting a day-long sale today on games, consoles, and accessories and memorabilia based on movies, TV shows, and video game franchises.
This is a rare opportunity aside from the Amazon Prime Day 2019 and Black Friday to find popular games and console bundles for less than their usual prices.
Before jumping in to see a few of the best deals, you should know that a membership is required before you can take advantage of today's deals.
It's the Power Up Rewards program.
It costs $14.99 a year to join, and it will earn you 10% off of used inventory as well as an extra 10% back in store credit if you trade in a game, console, or an accessory.
Adobe Lawsuit and Gaming Stocks00:06:23
So aside from them trying to go and lower down these prices, I guess this is what they're trying to add onto their business model to try to increase their revenues.
This $14.99 a year power-up reward system.
I don't know if that's going to save it, dude.
I don't know if that's going to save it.
I think that GameStop and all these gaming outlets, I think their days are numbered.
And in my personal opinion, like I said, I would feel very uncomfortable, baby, very uncomfortable if I was holding GameStop stock, right?
OGSTOP stock right now.
And they are on the stock market.
They are being traded, etc.
All right.
So, I mean, who knows what's going to happen?
I'm very concerned that we're consolidating games into a streaming platform.
I know everybody out there is like, well, Ghost, you don't have to buy any hardware.
It's great.
There's a lot of advantages.
Oh, my God.
It's not even streaming.
Online stores like Steam, Origin, Oculus, et cetera, is what is killing GameStop.
Physical copies of games are becoming archaic at this point.
I don't think it's enough.
You can even buy Xbox and PlayStation games over the internet.
I agree.
I agree.
But I wouldn't call it archaic.
I mean, I think personally, a physical game gives you ownership of the actual game out here.
And the reason I'm so concerned about this, did you hear what Adobe was doing?
Let me go ahead and see if I can find that.
Here, I got to show you this just because I don't think you people will believe me when, you know, I have to show you this.
All right.
I have to show you what Adobe's doing.
Let me see here.
They're going to, let me see if I can find it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, folks.
But remember, Adobe products are typically, yeah, here it is right here.
Typically, Adobe products are used via kind of a streaming platform.
You kind of got to go through their internet services to get their software.
Oh, my God.
I mean, technically, we sort of are in a post-PC era.
Pretty much every streaming based and mobile devices are taking the lead.
Wouldn't surprise me if 10 years from now, PCs would become a niche market for specialty markets.
You know, it's already starting to be that way, me magician.
I'm going to be completely honest with you.
It's starting to be that way as well.
Macho Taco Ghost is GameStop if it was a person in a wheelchair at all.
All right.
Shut up about me being in a goddamn wheelchair.
All right.
Now, this is what I want to warn you all about.
And this is why I don't like this whole idea of allowing streaming services to deliver you games.
All right.
Because when you had a physical copy of the game, you owned the game.
There was no way the company can dictate what you did with the physical hard copy of the game.
All right.
Hey, TN Apostle in the house.
That has now the most advanced supercomputer in the world.
It has been unveiled at the Oak Ridge National Laboratory in Oak Ridge, Tennessee.
I attribute it to Trump policies that enables the funding and research so we stay on top.
You're damn right because the Chinese are working on supercomputers, the Japanese, everybody's working on a supercomputer.
That's good to know.
Good to see you there, TN Apostle.
Thank you for the 411 on that.
But take a look at what Adobe's doing, okay?
Take a look at what Adobe's doing here.
Take a look.
Go ahead and put a PC shot on.
Using older Adobe CC apps could get you sued now, Adobe warns.
Can you believe this?
Adobe's going to sue you if you happen to be using any of its old products.
Can you believe that?
This is where this is going, folks.
This is where this is going.
A few days ago, Adobe discontinued older versions of some of its creative cloud apps.
The company is now sending emails to its customers warning them of potential legal action.
All right.
You purchased the damn software.
You purchased the application.
And as a result, because they are discontinuing it, they're warning you that if you continue to use their old software, they're going to sue you now.
I mean, so what the hell did you pay for?
What do you pay for?
That is, if you're continuing to use these apps, you risk getting sued for infringement by third parties.
Matt Rozak shared a copy of the email on Twitter commenting that it's time to cancel the subscription.
No kidding.
Here it is.
Here it is right here.
Ghost look at a live trading pair for BTC USDT.
It's going crazy right now.
BTC's volume alone is twice the amount it was the last bull run when it went to its ATH of over $20,000.
Altcoin's favorite season is right.
I don't mean to be talking about crypto right now, but altcoin season is right.
Look at crypto and why is it happening?
I've been explaining to you.
We're seeing the integration of cryptocurrency trading integrated into traditional stock platforms and we're getting a whole new group of investors because of that.
We're getting traditional investors who usually conventionally trade in stocks now have the ability within their own platform to trade in cryptocurrency.
That's what's causing all this big volume.
I've been telling you that for years that we're waiting for that to happen.
And once it does, it's, you know, it's going to go up the roof.
Anyway, back to Adobe here.
Thank you very much, by the way.
Back to Adobe, because this is probably going to translate to gaming here.
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
What are your top five stocks to buy and hold?
Look, I'm going to put it to you like this.
At this point in time, I think that a lot of stocks are overinflated.
I'm very bearish right now.
Oh, my God.
See, now I am not one for many government regulations of the markets.
But if you legally buy something, it should be yours.
I agree.
I agree.
The idea of suing an individual for using a product you sold in the past is ridiculous.
It is ridiculous.
But this is the new precedent that's being set if we are dependent on cloud delivery of any kind of application.
All right.
Microtransactions in Fortnite00:06:59
And look at Adobe.
I mean, they're sending out emails to people.
Look at this.
Dear valued customer.
All right.
At Adobe, we always strive to deliver more value to our customers, including much requested new features and capabilities, critical bug fixes, and security updates.
For these reasons, we recommend all customers use the latest of our creative cloud applications.
You see that?
There's that word cloud again.
We have recently discontinued certain older versions of Creative Cloud applications, and as a result, under the terms of our agreement, you are no longer licensed to use them.
Our records show that you may be using the following versions of these applications.
This guy was using Animate 15.0 or 15.2 or whatever.
Please be aware that should you continue to use these discontinued versions, it isn't Adobe that's suing for using discontinued software.
It's Dolby because of a licensing agreement, as Dolby is suing Adobe because they are dodging licensing fees with how Creative Cloud works.
Dolby?
You're talking about the surround sound?
Dolby Live Home Entetain.
Oh my God!
Streaming services are becoming more popular due to their ability to deliver value and stay up to date and be a non-apparent cost, although it comes at a premium.
A major premium.
Windows OS will eventually be.
You know, you're absolutely correct.
The operating system is going to be eventually in the cloud.
This doesn't spell well for the consumer, though.
This doesn't, you know, really spell well for the consumer because, I mean, what is it are you actually owning?
You don't own anything.
You don't own anything for Christ's sake.
Ghost does not know what bonds you are, you fat Mexican.
All right, shut up, you idiot.
All right.
The bottom line is, is if we are completely dependent on streaming everything, streaming games, streaming applications, streaming movies, streaming this and that, I mean, what are we going to own?
You know, this extends also into the Tesla car.
You know what Elon Musk is doing?
Elon Musk is doing the same damn thing with all the integrated software that is within the system of the Tesla car.
There's a similar type of terms of service.
So, I mean, this is intrusive into the consumer.
And I think something needs to be done about it here because, I mean, what do we actually own?
What are we paying for?
What are we paying for?
We used to be able to pay for a physical copy of whatever we purchased.
We used to be able to pay for a physical console.
We used to pay for a physical PC.
I mean, what are we paying for out here?
And I think this is very serious to everybody.
And I know that it's very easy.
I think streaming services just donated saying that they're able to deliver value, stay up to date.
But what the hell?
I mean, I mean, what are we owning, dude?
I mean, yeah, somebody in the chat room, everything is rented.
Oh, my God.
Everything is rented for Christ's sake.
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, so what does that mean?
There's never going to be any kind of old reminiscence of old nostalgic games unless they're on the cloud.
I mean, I remember, you know, having old Nintendo games.
I mean, many of those old games are relics at this point in time.
Now, we're not even going to have a physical copy of that shit, man.
We're not.
I mean, this is dangerous.
This is dangerous here.
All right?
In the field of local live.
Here's me, magician.
Dolby is that third party doing the lawsuits as they are not happy with how Creative Cloud works.
CC allows you to use more than one software, and Dolby's licensing was meant for one copy of software equals one royalty fee.
CC circumvents this, hence the lawsuit.
Oh, geez.
So thanks, Thomas Dolby.
Digital rights management is going to become a major political issue in the world.
You're damn right, man, bear pig.
Reason it hasn't before now is because the politicians we have now just don't understand its implications.
Not only do they not understand the implications, they don't understand the technology.
All right.
I mean, did you all see the head of or the CEO of Google and Mark Zuckerberg when they were questioned by Congress?
Congress didn't even know what the hell they were talking about.
One guy was asking the CEO of Google about iPhones when iPhones is owned by Apple.
Oh, my God.
After 20 years, the final answer is upon us.
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Oh, yeah, I heard about that.
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Canceled.
Completely canceled.
Man, 20 years?
The fact that a lot of these tech companies are now listing their products as services just screams scams.
If I buy it, it shouldn't be up to the company whether or not I can keep said good.
You're damn right.
You're damn right, man.
And I'm glad that many of you that are listening to this are starting to realize that, hey, wait a minute, what are we?
A fucking cash cow?
I mean, I get it that the company has to make a profit, but how are you going to just sit here and say that, well, we're just giving you this software for a little bit of time.
And then whenever we upgrade and whenever we decide that this is an old version, you're going to have to go and pay for the new version.
I mean, another thing that I don't like about this, you know, especially when it comes to gaming, is microtransactions.
Microtransactions.
I think microtransactions are another thing that are really bizarre.
And it just, I think it's screwing up gaming altogether.
A classic example of this is Fortnite.
That's why I've never downloaded.
You can download Fortnite for free, but that's what makes Fortnite such a fucking ridiculous bunch of trash, in my personal opinion.
All right.
Microtransactions.
You know how much money is being made on Fortnite for Christ's sake?
I read a few months ago that one month, damn Fortnite made almost $200 million in a month.
In a fucking month.
So, I mean, this is starting to become a little concerning, and it should concern all of you trolls.
It should concern all of you folks that are on the internet.
This is definitely going to affect cyber culture.
I mean, we need to realize, we need to start demanding from these companies if they are going to want us to purchase their services or goods.
We need to own something.
All right.
I mean, I can't believe this.
One more game.
Photoshop Alternatives Like GIMP00:05:47
take a look at this goddamn adobe adobe sent a goddamn well hold on what is this The field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Me, Magician, replace the 12-bucker with this instead is a very important read, which clarifies the situation between Adobe and Dolby Laboratories.
Well, I take your word for it, okay?
But on a side note, you know that Dolby was created by Thomas Dolby.
Thomas Dolby is the guy who created that one song, She Blinded Me with Science.
She blinded me with science.
That one right there, believe it or not, that guy created Dolby Surround Sound.
And I get what the lawsuit's about.
I get what the lawsuit's about.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Dad, remember that microtransaction you did in Vietnam?
Go shove it up your ass, all right?
I don't have a fucking son in Vietnam for Christ's sake, especially one with the last name Nguyen.
All right.
And that's pretty racist of you, sons of bitches that believe that anybody that comes out of Vietnam, their last name has to be Nguyen or something.
But anyway, let me just read this email that was given to Adobe customers because this is serious business.
All right.
Now, we were right here.
We have recently discontinued certain older versions of our created cloud applications.
And as a result, under our terms of agreement, you are no longer licensed to use them.
And our records show that you may be using the following applications.
Please be aware that if you should continue to use the discontinued versions, you may be at risk of potential claims of infringement by third parties.
Please upgrade to the latest versions using the instructions below.
By upgrading, you will continue to receive all the value that Creative Cloud has to offer.
So here's what to do next here.
You listen to us.
We're Adobe.
You listen to us.
You use our services, boy.
Here's what to do next.
For the simplest experience, download and install the latest version of the application listed above using the Creative Cloud Desktop application.
If you do not have the Creative Desktop app, Creative Cloud Desktop application, you can download it and install it here.
For detailed instructions on how to use Creative Cloud Desktop Application, click here.
You can download and install these applications after signing in from Adobe.com here.
Should you have any difficulties, Adobe Customer Support Organization is available to answer any of your questions about upgrading your Creative Cloud software.
Please contact them, etc.
All right.
And of course, this person right here, Matt Rozak, tweeted this out, said, I just got an email from Adobe that I'm no longer able to use the software that I'm paying for.
Time to cancel my subscription, I guess.
The bad part about it is, where the hell are you going to go, right?
You cancel your subscription.
Where are you going to go?
You're going to go to GIMP?
Now, don't get me wrong.
I have GIMP.
I use GIMP.
If you don't know what it is, GIMP is a it's the equivalent of an Adobe Photoshop, but it's Creative Commons, open source.
It's free to download, but it doesn't have some of these plugins that you could find on Adobe Photoshop and other applications, which make graphic designing a little bit more easier, et cetera.
But I would strongly advise people, GIMP is a good Creative Commons application.
It's been around for a long time.
And in my personal opinion, I think that if you're going to cancel your subscription with Adobe, go check out GIMP.
It is better.
Well, it's better in the sense that it's free and you're able to use Adobe-like tools under the Creative Commons license.
But some of these third-party plug-ins and the things that everybody is used to using to make the graphic design easier on Adobe Photoshop is absent in my personal opinion.
All right.
Anyway, let's continue on, folks.
I'm just trying to let y'all know what's going on here in the internet cyber culture.
All right.
We got a lot of people out here that are not necessarily knowing that if they happen to use some of these application gaming movie streaming services, you don't, you don't own them.
You don't own them.
So, you know, what is that for the internet future?
What is that for the internet future, for Christ's sake?
Oh, my God.
One plus of GIMP is that there is a large community that creates plugins.
So you don't have to rely on a single company to get them.
That is true.
That is true.
You're right.
But, you know, when you leave it up to a community to install plugins, there's a lot of nefarious things that could happen.
Or the plug-in could be overpriced, etc.
So, I mean, listen, I get it.
That's why I suggested GIMP is an alternative.
It's free.
You can download it right now.
If you have not done so, I'd strongly advise you to do it because it's literally a free version of an Adobe Photoshop-like application.
And I like GIMP.
I use GIMP too.
Everything's all good.
Let's continue on, folks, because I want to talk a couple more about the tech community here, about gaming applications, because hey, I know you trolls, you know about this stuff.
Even though the troll community has a bad reputation because you like to get into some internet tomfoolery, the trolls by far are the most technologically savvy, probably under black and white hat hackers.
All right.
So anyway, hey, wait a minute.
Dante Wilder Fight Spoilers00:03:44
Don't tell me.
Somebody in the chat room is telling me the update on the Dante Wilder, the Dante Wilder fight.
I don't want to know about it, man.
Don't spoil it for me, man.
All right.
Don't spoil it for me.
I'm sitting here talking to you guys instead of watching the Dante Wilder fight.
I would have liked to have watched that son of a bitch.
All right.
So don't spoil it.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Anyway, let's continue here.
All right.
Let's see what else we have to talk about out here.
So that if it happens to affect many of the troll community, let me go ahead and take a chug of this.
All right.
Here we go.
We got a recall here.
Does anybody use Titan Bluetooth keys?
I mean, why would anybody use this?
All right.
Why would anybody use this?
Is anybody using this?
Here, let's go ahead and take a look at this recall just in case some of you techies out here.
Google recalls Titan Bluetooth keys after finding security flaw.
No, really?
Google had egg on its face this week after it had to recall some of its Titan hardware security keys for being insecure.
Titan is Google's name for its family of hardware security keys that provide two-factor authentication for web users.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Launched in July 2018, they offer a level of physical authentication to complement website passwords.
Google provides the Titan key for accessing your Google accounts, but you can also use it with other accounts that support the FIDO UTF or U2F, excuse me, standard for hardware keys.
When you switch in the field of local live home entertainment, oh my God.
It's over.
Wilder knocks out Breziel in a round.
You son of a bitch.
Don't fucking tell me.
I want to watch the fight.
Don't spoil it for me, you assholes.
I want to watch the fight, man.
Jesus Christ, you bastards, man.
Whoever the hell you are, Anonymous, I hope that you, I hope you fall on your ass and break a hip tonight, you son of a bitch.
All right.
I wanted to fucking watch the fight after this broadcast.
And man, what a fucking, what a spoiler, dude.
What a spoiler.
And what, he knocked him out in the first round?
He knocked him out in the first round for Christ's sake.
Come on.
I never even heard of the guy he was fighting with.
I think that Wilder was a little bit too chicken shit to take on Tyson Fury again.
And I don't blame him.
I don't blame him.
But, you know, it is what it is.
17 seconds in the first round.
You got to be kidding me, dude.
I'm sorry.
I don't mean to be going off keister here.
I wanted to watch this fight tonight.
Wilder knocked him out in the first round in 17 seconds.
That sounds to me like he took a fall.
That sounds to me like he took a fall for Christ's sake.
I mean, come on, man.
Anyway, I guess thanks for spoiling for me because I don't want to see that crap.
I don't want to see that crap for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let me get to this, this Bluetooth key, you know, this security flaw that's happening here in the Bluetooth keys that helps with the authentication of passwords.
Bluetooth Key Authentication Flaws00:17:06
All right, so, you know, you get it.
All right.
I don't need to go too much into it.
Just in case, if you use this, all right, for any authentication of your passwords, it's obviously vulnerable and they're recalling it.
All right.
They're recalling it.
So anyway, and I know some of you do.
I know some of you techies, you're like, look, I want my password secure.
I want to make sure that nobody gets into it.
I get it.
I mean, once you think that you're purchasing something to be safer, it just seems to be coming.
It gets worse and worse, dude.
All right.
It's worse and worse.
Here my drink.
Now, we were just talking about how Microsoft Windows plans on becoming an operating system in the cloud in the future.
Well, take a look at based South Korea.
All right.
And let me tell you, it's taken a long time for Linux to get this type of prominence.
Based South Korea plans on ditching Windows 10 and just hooking it up with Linux.
Can you believe this?
Based South Korea.
All right.
January 14, 2020 is when Microsoft will stop supporting Windows 7, meaning that those who don't upgrade to a newer version will stop receiving security updates from Microsoft.
And if you do the math, we are just seven months away from that end support of Microsoft almost a decade old operating system.
Block this shit.
The end of what?
Thoughts about the attack on Arnold School?
Oh, I was going to get to that later on.
We're going to see if we can find that and see if we can watch that.
I'm glad you brought that up.
We're going to talk about that later.
Oh my God.
Yes, Ghost.
Oh, my God.
Yes, yes, yes.
Please keep talking about security vulnerabilities.
What the hell?
Oh, God, it gets me so hot thinking of those vulnerable bits.
Oh, my God.
Who's donating?
Gotta edge it.
Gotta edge it.
Oh, God, now, South Korea.
You fucking pervert.
You're a goddamn pervert, whoever the hell you are, man.
Jesus Christ.
I'm glad we're going to talk about the Arnold Schwarzenegger thing in a minute.
All right.
But I want to talk a little bit of tech.
Remember, this is the troll show.
This is the Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night, troll show.
So I know you sons of bitches are a little techie out here, right?
And by the way, I know many of you, you don't like Windows 10.
I don't blame you.
It's wind blows.
That's why they call it wind blows.
I know many of you are still on Windows 7, but they're going to end the support here.
They're going to end the support for Windows 7.
I noticed you get a lot of ads.
You should install UBlock or something.
I'm not doing that.
You know, listen, listen.
Don't use AdBlocker.
They are shills.
Listen, okay?
I don't mind looking at ads because that's what gives free content.
I know you sons of bitches think that you're so cool by, hey, you know what?
I'm going to go ahead and use ad blocker.
I'm going to have ad blockers.
I'm going to have to see the ads, dude.
Well, if you keep doing that, that's why these damn content, whether it's news, whether it's video, whether it's audio, that's why this thing is going to start turning into a pay model instead of allowing free content to go freely by utilizing advertisements to supplement that content.
All right.
So in my personal view, I think that you people are literally robbing content creators of revenue if you are using ad blocker.
All right.
All right.
So I know, I know y'all think y'all are so cool because you got ad blockers for Christ's sake.
But in my personal view, I like to make sure that the content creator, you know, gets his due or her due.
What?
In the field of local live home.
Boat.
I am so goddamn sick of these stone spirits from the mining and smithing rework and invention.
Like how in the flying fuck am I supposed to get those uncommon components now?
What the hell are you talking about, boat?
In the field of local live.
What are you talking about?
Oh God, talking about Arnold Shaw.
They're not this pervert against the children.
Oh my god, like a man.
Oh my God.
Come on.
Holy shit, now you're talking about looking at ads to support content.
Oh God, yes, yes, yes.
Oh my God, this makes me so hot.
Paid content.
H-N-G.
All right.
All right.
You're of Linux.
Why am I not using the Brave browser?
Why aren't you using this?
I mean, I'm not using the Brave browser on this computer.
I haven't downloaded on this computer.
I'll get to it.
All right.
Calm down.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, you know, you guys are such nitpickers.
You know what?
I mean, why aren't you doing this, ghost?
Why don't you have ad blocker?
You're a fucking lamer.
Oh, my God.
Why don't you have the brave browser?
You're a fucking lamer.
You're a fucking hack ghost.
You don't have shit.
You don't have shit from Shinola.
Why just calm down, man?
Jesus Christ.
Bunch of nitpickers, man.
Jeez.
Anyway, let's continue this.
This is a very short article.
I just want to let everybody know that Base South Korea, because of the end of support for Windows 7, is making South Korean government migrate to Linux and not Microsoft's newer operating system, Windows 8, 8.1, or Windows 10.
South Korean government, however, did not explain as to why they chose to ditch Microsoft's operating system.
The country's interior minister is set to run a test run, Linux on its PCs.
And if all goes well, Linux systems will be introduced more widely within the government.
A report from the Korean Herald stated before the government's wide adoption, the ministry said it would test if the system could be run on a private network device without any security risks and if the compatibility could be achieved with the existing websites and software which have been built to run around Windows.
So base South Korea, they're going full-fledged Linux for Christ's sake.
And I'm telling you, this should concern Microsoft.
This should concern them.
Nitpickers sound like niggers.
Quick, someone make us.
Oh, you son of a bitch, man.
I mean, listen, I'm trying to sit here and talk about some serious technological stuff, and you guys are worried about whether or not you can splice me saying the N-word.
You see what I'm saying, folks?
Anytime that we're on radio graffiti or anytime these people do a 12-bucker and they splice my freaking voice together, making me say some kind of racist crap, it's not me, folks.
All right, it's not me.
It's these goddamn trolls.
It sure as hell ain't me, man.
All right.
So don't believe any racism or any kind of anything that you think is me.
It's a splice.
All right.
Unless you hear it on this live show, it's a damn splice for Christ's sake.
I never said any of those racist, terrible things that these people are splicing my voice to make it sound like I said.
All right.
I'm not joking around.
Jesus Christ.
Wait, wait, what is this?
What is this on the verge?
I didn't plan.
All right, I didn't plan on uncovering this, but what the hell is this?
I just saw this on The Verge.
What the hell is this?
Three big reasons why Americans aren't upgrading their phones.
I got to read this.
What are those three reasons?
What are the three reasons?
Hold on, what?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I love open source.
Jesus, can somebody shut this fucking pervert up for Christ's sake?
Somebody shut this goddamn pervert up.
Jesus Christ.
South Korea is going open source.
H-N-N-N-N-G-G-G-G-G-T-G-C-G-G-G-G.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
I'm just going to read the headings of the three reasons why Americans aren't upgrading their phones.
The Apple and Samsung Duopoly.
All right.
Well, maybe.
All right.
HTC still builds phones.
You know, so I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
What is this?
For Microsoft licensing, any user connecting to services or files hosted on a Microsoft server operating system, there must be a client access license purchased for them in addition to the actual operating system licenses themselves.
M-U-H goblins.
Yeah, shut up.
Yeah, real funny, shekel goblin.
But this is all this is.
I mean, the point I was trying to make is that we don't physically own any of this software anymore.
We don't physically own games anymore.
They're now services.
And whenever they discontinue those services, now they're threatening to sue us if we don't stop using old versions of software.
And I think that's very, that's not very cool, man.
Not very cool at all.
Yeah, thanks a lot.
This is the future of the internet.
All right.
Future of the internet.
Anyway, let's get back to the three reasons why Americans aren't buying new phones.
They said the Apple Samsung Duopoly, the Apple Samsung stagnation, and the new economics of super flagships.
All right.
Now, this $1,000 a phone, I think, is a big, big deal.
I mean, let me tell you, the cell phone industry has been literally spoiled by the consumer.
And it was spoiled, and they were able to pull this off, shitting out a new phone every quarter, every three months, because the phones, like about three or four years ago, were like 500 bucks.
Now, phones are not only reaching $1,000 a phone, they're exceeding $1,000 a phone.
And they believe, I'm assuming these damn corporations thought about this at some board meeting, but they believe that, hey, you know, they're able to pay $500 a phone every quarter.
Why not raise it to $1,000?
Local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Have you seen how people in enterprise tech and business are going back to flip phones?
I do.
I know.
Flip phones is right because it's a little bit of a nostalgic thing.
And secondly, it's a cheap phone.
What do you need a phone for, really, besides texting and receiving phone calls?
Don't get me wrong, there's some important people out there that need to be connected to the internet and they need to have applications and they need to do this and that.
But if you're somebody like me, I barely use the goddamn cell phone.
I don't even give my cell phone number out because I just think it's intrusive that people have that instant access to me.
That they have that instant access to me.
That they can just call me up and expect me to answer a phone because they know that I have a cell phone on me.
I don't do it.
I don't like having that close access to me for Christ's sake.
I don't like that at all.
This fucking pervert.
I love this technology talk.
Oh my God, I'm almost there.
Shut up.
Somebody shut this pervert up, man.
Is this what you're doing on a Saturday night?
Yes, yes, keep going.
Almost.
Oh, God, isn't it?
Is that an Apple phone?
Oh, crap, it's everywhere.
Want to lick it up?
Can you just, can somebody shut this idiot up, please?
Is this what this freaking freak is doing on a Saturday night being some kind of pervert?
He's got one hand on his Johnson, the other hand on this goddamn keyboard.
I mean, somebody shut this idiot up, man.
For Christ's sake.
Anyway, I just think that the economics of the whole cell phone industry is finally caught up to itself.
All right.
I mean, people aren't going to pay a thousand bucks every three months for a new fucking phone.
And not to mention, what are the new features?
All right.
What are the new features other than they're getting a little faster?
All right.
Have a little bit more room on them as it pertains to capacity for videos and data and pictures.
I mean, what are they doing?
I mean, I just don't understand what the lure is at this point to continue to buy phones.
Now, I'll give it to Samsung.
I believe it was Samsung that tried to develop that flip screen phone.
Did y'all remember that was the big deal in the techie genre on YouTube?
They gave these phones that were a flip screen phone in which, you know, you got the touch screen, but it was a flip phone.
That one was a complete dud because the damn screen started cracking after a few days of use.
So in my opinion, I think the cell phone companies have wore out their welcome.
They got too spoiled thinking that the consumer was going to continue to be enthralled and motivated to go out and continuously have this trend of buying a new phone every goddamn quarter.
You know, so I mean, hey, tough titty cell phone industry, all right?
I mean, you got to step your game up and step your chain up if you want people to go back to the days where they're getting a goddamn new cell phone every quarter.
I knew these people.
I knew these people.
I mean, back then, you know, what it meant was when you got a new cell phone, it's like your dick size got five inches bigger or something.
I mean, you know, we get it.
All right.
We can connect to the internet.
We can download applications.
All right.
We can, we can text, you know, we can, we get it.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, come on.
Where are the cell phone company innovation here?
Local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Do you think Arnold's attack was motivated?
All right.
I'm going to get to that in a minute.
All right.
I'm going to get to that in a minute, Captain Hood.
Macho Taco, Ghost, if I give up my smartphone, then what will take my tasteful nudes?
All right, shut up about your freaking nudes for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm just simply stating, you cell phone companies, I can't believe that you think that you can price a cell phone over a thousand bucks and you think that the people are going to continue to get a new goddamn phone every quarter, every three months, every six months.
You people are idiots.
All right.
You people are idiots for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm glad the cell phone company is taking a step back, abusing their goddamn consumer.
I mean, let me tell you, I can go to China, I can go to a Chinese website right now and get a cell phone with a goddamn embedded projector on it and all kinds of bells and whistles for like five or six hundred bucks right now.
How come I haven't seen a projector phone marketed out here?
I think I saw one, but it was way overpriced.
I mean, you know, those are the kind of features that we want to see out here.
We want to see some new features.
All right.
I mean, isn't that badass?
You got a cell phone?
Obviously, you want to put some major room in it.
Hopefully, you got terabytes as it relates to room in it.
But just imagine being able to instantaneously show your videos and all you need is a wall for Christ's sake.
I mean, come on.
And by the way, I do know that they marketed one, but it was way overpriced.
Motorola had one.
You know, Motorola Z3.
Overpriced.
And not to mention, wasn't that supposed to be a modular addition to the cell phone?
Wasn't that it?
Wasn't, you know, dumbass Motorola trying to say, look, hello, Moton.
And, you know, you had to buy all these dumb modular accessories and put them together.
That was, I mean, get the fuck out of here.
All right.
Get the hell out of here.
Jesus Christ.
Hello, Moton.
Give me my drink.
Here's aesthetic.
In the field of local live hall man.
Wait, wait a minute.
This isn't the real aesthetic.
Oh, God.
Yes, yes, yes.
I love listening to cell phone abuse talk.
This is not aesthetic.
Take me to your woodshed and whip me like you whip this topic.
This is not aesthetic.
Oh, God.
Yes, yes.
Shut up, this perversion.
All right.
All right.
Now, now, look, since we're talking about cell phones, have y'all heard about the new Galaxy S10 5G speeds?
All right.
They can get to 1.4 gigabytes of download side, but there's a catch.
All right.
Arnold Schwarzenegger in South Africa00:12:31
There's a catch.
Take a look at it.
Now, you think, hey, man, if I can get a Galaxy S10 and we can get a download speed at 1.4 GPPS, I mean, come on.
That's great, right?
I mean, if you're a live streamer or if you're somebody that requires a mobile device that has such download speeds, what's the catch, right?
Verizon.
Oh, well, there's the catch right there.
There's the catch right there.
Verizon.
All right, there you go.
All right.
Case close.
No need to read the rest of it.
That's all you had to say.
Verizon.
That's all.
Forget it.
All right.
There's the catch.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Give me.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer, man.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Now that we have gotten through some of the tech angles of this broadcast, let's go ahead and talk about some things out here.
Let me go ahead and take a look for this one video and then we're going to go ahead and talk about it because it's made the rounds out here, okay?
It has made the rounds.
Give me a drink first.
Let me pour out the drink.
All right.
Now, for all those that are unaware, Arnold Schwarzenegger in the field of local live hall mental payment.
Oh, my God.
Okay, I'm done jacking off now.
Oh, God, yes.
Shut up, man.
That ain't Jackler.
You know what?
It may be Jackler.
Who knows?
Who knows?
A little bit of a freak show.
Who knows, for Christ's sake.
All right.
Anyway, let's take a look at this.
Let me see if I can find a decent video of this.
Hold on.
Let me.
I have not seen this yet.
I've only read about it.
I have not seen it.
For all those that don't know, Arnold Schwarzenegger, for whatever reason, was in South Africa.
And folks, I don't know what Arnold Schwarzenegger was doing in South Africa.
South Africa is a very dangerous place right now.
It's a very dangerous place.
And the reason is, folks, is there a lot of racial tension?
The governing body, the party called the ANC, the African National Congress, which used to be the party headed by Mandela, is taking an approach that Whitey needs to be killed.
All right, that's basically the stance of many of those within the African National Congress Party that controls the government of South Africa.
They believe that Whitey needs to be killed.
I mean, you can read about this.
All right.
I'm not even joking.
You've got members of the South African government stating that the government should enforce forcibly taking land away from white landowners.
And I'm telling you right now, this has been a big issue for a long time.
And I want to be completely honest with you.
I mean, isn't the ANC doing what they had been pissed off about the apartheid?
Isn't this reverse apartheid?
I mean, didn't Mandela say that they just wanted an equal opportunity?
And here you have the ANC taking control of South Africa and they're literally reversing the apartheid.
And not to mention, South Africa's a shithole using the quote from my great president.
It's a shithole.
All right.
It's a goddamn dirt hole for Christ's sake.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
It's a complete dirt shithole.
And it wasn't always a shithole.
I mean, South Africa used to be a very clean place.
I'm not saying that apartheid made that, but just take a look at South Africa and the cities during apartheid and take a look at them now.
There's a big difference.
Now, what caused that?
That's up to you to interpret, okay?
That's up to you to interpret.
But for whatever reason, Arnold Schwarzenegger, get to the choppa!
Get to the choppa!
Arnold Schwarzenegger was in South Africa for some reason.
I don't know why he was there.
All right, but he decided to do a Snapchat.
And for whatever reason, some African decided to take it upon himself and inflict damage on one Arnold Schwarzenegger.
So let's take a look and see this because I have not seen this.
I've only read about this.
This has been all over the news.
Arnold Schwarzenegger literally gets dropkicked by some African.
Here it is right here.
Let's take a look at it.
Give me the PC shot.
This is Arnold Schwarzenegger, South Africa.
And let me tell you, this is a frail Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I know that he somewhat is still built because he's, you know, been a bodybuilder his whole life, but this guy just got done with a heart procedure that he barely was able to escape with his life on about, what is it, six, eight, nine months ago?
And this is his second heart procedure.
He got his first heart procedure when he was in his 50s.
He's in his 70s.
I mean, this guy's a frail, frail Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Let's go ahead and take a look and see what happened.
All right.
I am all in Schwarzenegger.
I don't forget my snapshot.
Let me get to the chopper.
Get to the chopper.
And look at how frail he is, dude.
Look at how frail he is.
This is what you get for virtue signaling there, Arnold.
See, wait, hold on, where's this guy?
What is this guy doing here?
What is this guy doing here?
He's wearing an American Eagle shirt.
Are you kidding me?
He's wearing an American Eagle shirt.
All right.
You know, you can tell he's not very comfortable.
He's like, I'm in South Africa.
I need to get to the choppa!
Let's see what we're doing.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, my God.
I don't mean to laugh, dude.
I mean, this guy literally went freaking like karate kid fucking, you know, Bruce Lee style.
Right.
I got to see that again.
I've got to see that one more game.
Oh, my God.
Let's do it again.
One more game.
One more game.
Where is he?
Come on, where is he?
Where is he?
Here it is.
I think it's coming.
It's coming.
It's coming.
Tiger Tiger You have been terminated You have been terminated.
Oh, my God.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Unfreaking believable.
Oh, my God.
At least Arnold isn't a shut the fuck up.
I'm not in a wheelchair, you idiot.
All right.
No, I am.
I'm not in a goddamn wheelchair.
Local live hall meant it.
Macho Taco, the Go Show is where we watch a host make fun of elder abuse.
I'm not making fun of elder abuse.
What the hell is Arnold Schwarzenegger doing in Africa anyway?
All right.
I know.
Did somebody call the Amber Lamps?
No, I am.
When they did.
In the field of local live hall mentor payment.
Oh, my God.
The IRA and the ANC.
Two more fronts of the Zionist enemy.
Communist brutes working hand in hand to slay the whites in their own homeland.
What the hell?
Fought Cold War to prevent communism.
And then our government helps prop up the Kami ANC in Africa.
Senseless.
It really is senseless.
I mean, anybody that thinks that the ANC, which was Mandela's party, did anything for South Africa once they took power, take a look at that right there.
Take a look at that right there.
I think there's several shots of this.
Hold on, let's take a look.
There's several shots.
There's several different angles.
I'm sorry.
I got to do this.
And look, I know that Arnold Schwarzenegger is in his 70s.
I am not laughing because he's an elderly man and this and that.
I'm not doing that.
Local live hall mentor tame it.
Oh my God.
Solid job by his security.
Yeah, no kidding.
What a joke.
No situational awareness.
Hey, Arnold, might want to hire some actual protective service detail contractor.
No, I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I can do it myself.
I get to the chopper.
Local live hall mentor.
I hear you, though, too, that apostle.
You listen to that dude after he does the drop kick.
He yells, I'm a rapper.
I need a Lamborghini.
Really?
Like he was trying to kickstart a rap career.
Are you kidding me?
I gotta hear that again.
I gotta turn it up.
Did he actually say that?
In the field of local live.
Did he actually say that?
Splice fodder.
Schwarzenegger sounds like nigger.
Shut up.
Stop telling people to splice my voice because I said Arnold Schwarzenegger.
And you're going to splice me to say something racist.
All right.
Oh, wait a minute.
Okay, so I get why he's there.
Go ahead and put it.
This is a new shot.
This is a new shot that's going to show several angles.
He was at South Africa sponsoring the Arnold Sports Festival in Africa.
Hey, Arnold, you know, this is a consequence of virtue signaling in parts of the world that hate you, all right?
I don't know if you've been keeping up to date with the damn news in South Africa, but the motto for the ANC is kill Whitey.
All right, I'm just saying, that's the motto for the ANC: Kill Whitey.
Let's go ahead and play at several different angles here.
Does he say I'm a rapper?
I need a Lamborghini.
Does he really say that?
Here, let's listen close here.
I got to hear this.
I got to hear this.
And no kidding with this guy's security detail, man.
Thank you.
Oh, tiger.
No, no, no, no.
Tiger.
What?
He did say it.
He did say it.
I need a Lamborghini.
I'm a rapper.
I need a Lamborghini.
I'm a rapper.
He fucking said that.
I mean, does this idiot a rap career by dropkicking an elderly Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Is that putting in work in Africa?
I mean, is this.
What the fuck was that, dude?
All right.
Is there another angle?
Give me another angle.
Is there another angle?
I thought this was multiple angles, for Christ's sake.
Although, look at it.
He took it like a champ, but he's exiting stage left.
Look at this guy.
He's like, I'm out of here.
I'm like, dude, fuck this.
I need a Lamborghini.
I gotta, does he?
I can't believe he actually says that.
Hold on, let me get right to the kick.
There it is.
There's the kick.
There's the kick.
Tiger uppercut.
Everybody, listen closely.
He says, I need a Lamborghini.
Help me.
I need an Aboriginal.
Help me.
I need an Apple Ghini.
Oh, my God.
Oh, geez.
Anyway, that's enough.
All right.
I mean, Arnold, I'm not trying to be mean, man, but what the hell were you doing in South Africa?
Corey Booker and Rhodes Scholarship00:02:14
All right.
All right.
What the hell were you doing in South Africa for heaven's sake, man?
I know that you're trying to pull some Arnold Schwarzenegger sports camp or something.
But come on, man.
All right.
Local live Hall Mantha payment.
Oh, my God.
It's time to take Africa back.
Recolonize the shitholes and we're turning Zimbabwe into Rhodesia baby.
Oh, jeez.
We gave them a chance at freedom and they anked it up.
Turn blacks into slaves and the crime's collapse.
That's what the fuck I call a chain reaction.
And by the way, you people that are calling for Rhodesia, hold on, local Homane.
Go ahead and say what it's going to say.
Parts of South Africa and other African countries are now being somewhat colonized by China, and now Chinese mansions are popping up on African coasts.
I think China's making a big mistake.
All right.
I mean, doesn't China read history?
I mean, look at how many countries tried to colonize Africa and it didn't work.
All right.
Now, for you folks that are calling for Rhodesia, you know that Rhodesia is short for Rhodes.
The same guy that created the Rhodes Scholarship.
All right.
So, you know, these are the same people that are tied to De Beers and all this other.
And you know, let's just go.
Forget about it.
Keep calling for Rhodesia.
And by the way, there's a presidential candidate on the Democratic Party called Corey Booker.
He's supposedly black, even though I'd like a black check on him.
He's calling for reparations for black folks, even though he himself got a Rhodes Scholarship.
And, you know, if you trolls want to troll somebody on Twitter, troll Corey Booker and tell him to literally renounce his Rhodes Scholarship since he's trying to inject race into his message as a presidential candidate.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, people should be trolling Corey Booker, who is calling for black reparations and tell him to renounce his Rhodes Scholarship.
All right.
Trolling Corey Booker Online00:05:42
Oh, my God.
Get to media share cripple.
Shut up.
All right.
Shut the hell up.
And Nathaniel Hall, what do you want?
You were late, ghosts.
I thought you were not going to do a show, Daddy.
You scared me.
Stop calling me your fucking daddy.
All right.
Also, how do I make money?
I looked into stocks and unless I have thousands of dollars already to invest, I'm not going to make it.
Listen, didn't I tell you something, Nathan?
Didn't I tell you that you need to go out and you need to shine some shoes?
You need to do something so that people can be like, you know what?
I'm going to go ahead.
I'm going to give this boy some money.
Look at him.
He spit shine my shoes.
He made my shoes look like fucking mirrors.
He made my shoes look like fucking mirrors.
I'm going to give him a tip.
Here, here's a fiver.
Here's a 10 bucker.
You know?
I mean, you got to figure this out on your own.
Hey, Nathan Hall, all right?
If it was so easy, if capitalism was so easy, everybody'd be doing it and everybody'd be making a fortune.
All right.
And by the way, people in the chat room are saying that Corey Booker is going out with Rosario Dawson.
I think that's a pure front relationship.
Throughout the whole Corey Booker career, and I hate to get political, but this son of a bitch is calling for reparations.
His whole political career, he has not had one woman next to him.
All right.
Corey Booker has not had one woman next to him.
Now that he's running for president, he's got Rosario Dawson.
And look, I'd like to see them together.
I want to see a kiss between Rosario Dawson and Corey Booker.
And it's not because I have jungle fever.
I got jungle fever.
It's not because of that.
It's because I want to see how genuine their relationship is.
So I'm telling you right now, Corey Booker, go kiss your so-called girlfriend, Rosario Dawson, so that we can believe that you're really involved with this broad.
And I'm telling you, if we see these people kiss, which we're probably not going to do, but if we were to see them, it'd be like seeing Michael Jackson kissing Lisa Marie Presley at the MTV Music Awards.
Y'all remember that sick kiss?
Y'all remember that sick kiss for Christ's sake?
That was disgusting for Christ's sake.
That was the fakest garbage I've ever seen in my life.
All right.
I mean, do we have that?
Let's go ahead and take a look at that.
If you did not view that, let's go ahead and take a look at it since you folks probably don't remember it.
It was some time ago.
All right, here it is.
Let's go ahead and take a look at it.
This is Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley when they were, quote, married there for a second.
This is them kissing.
This is going to be Corey Booker and Rosario Dawson.
I guarantee it.
That's why if you trolls want to troll somebody, troll that bald, wannabe black son of a bitch, Corey Booker, and tell him to renounce his Rhodes Scholarship.
And we want to see him kiss his girlfriend because we haven't seen any women around you throughout your whole goddamn career.
There's been speculation that he may be a down low brother.
And I'm telling you, I personally believe it.
I personally believe he may be a down low brother, in my opinion.
I want to see Corey Booker kiss.
I want to see a kiss between Corey Booker and goddamn Rosario Dawson.
And if we do, it's going to look a lot like this.
It's going to look a lot like this.
Put the PC shot on.
Look at a lot like this.
This was 1994 Video Music Awards MTV.
Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley were actually married, believe it or not.
And this was a pure publicity start.
The king of pop married to the king, his daughter, the king of rock and roll, Elvis Presley.
To the MTV Video Music Awards.
Look at Lisa Marie.
She looks so uncomfortable.
She's probably on freaking drugs, in my opinion.
Look at her.
She's bombed out of her mind.
I'm very happy to be here.
And just think, nobody thought this would last.
Here's the kiss.
Here it goes.
Come on, let's see it.
Oh, oh, man.
She's pulling back.
She's pulling back.
Look, she wants to get the hell out of there.
She's like, all right, husband, let's get the hell out of here.
All right.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
That's going to be Corey Booker and Rosario Dawson.
That's why I want to see.
That's why I want to see Corey Booker kiss Rosario Dawson.
All right.
And we're going to see if that's as genuine as that.
And people are asking, what happened to Michael Jackson's skin?
Hey, he's got Villa Lago.
All right.
Now, it's the first case of Villa Lago that I've ever seen that just literally engulfs your whole body.
And you look like you changed your race.
But either way, hey, he doesn't know if he's black or white.
All right.
He made a song about it.
I don't know if I'm black or white.
Because we all remember Michael Jackson, man.
We remember he was a black kid.
You know?
You remember?
He was a black kid when he sang that song.
I'll be there.
I'll be there.
Remember that song?
He was a black kid.
He had the afro.
He had the black skin.
He had the big bell pepper nose.
In the field of local live hall mentainment.
Oh, my God.
VR Chat and Merp TV Gameplay00:09:40
What is this?
Dad, I can confirm Corey Booker is gay.
He came here to Vietnam and got that $5 foot long.
The $5 foot long.
The $5 foot long, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Let me go ahead and take a chug of beer here, for heaven's sake.
Give me a chug.
The $5 foot long.
You guys are sick, dude.
I'm not even joking.
I mean, I'm trying to sit here.
I'm trying to give you guys a damn Saturday Night Troll show.
And you sons of bitches are just, you're just goddamn disgusting, man.
All right.
You're just so goddamn disgusting.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, how long have we been broadcasting here?
Almost an hour and 30 minutes.
A pretty decent amount of time to talk about technology things and how the industry of software is ripping us off.
And now they're going to sue us if we use any older versions of applications and software.
It's ridiculous, for Christ's sake.
All right.
It's just ridiculous.
And I thought it was a pretty good conversation, for Christ's sake.
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
This is news right here.
Hold on just a second.
Since you all know that I like virtual reality and I'm waiting for the goddamn HTC Vive Cosmos to come out.
All right.
That's what I'm trying to do.
Take a look.
Google, it's out.
There it is.
Google is shutting down its jump into VR video programming.
It ain't going to do it.
It can't compete.
It's like, look, we can't do this.
We can't compete.
So, I mean, it's probably cheaper for Google to just buy out HTC or buy out one of these virtual reality companies than to sit here and provide more and more money into RD into doing it.
So there it is, Google.
It's out of there.
It's not going to do any goddamn VR stuff.
All right.
And I'm telling you, does anybody have any idea when the hell the HTC Cosmos is coming out?
All right.
Because I want to be up to the date in VR technology.
I've already got the top of the line gaming PC right now.
All right.
The Corsair i160.
I want to know when the hell the HTC Cosmos is coming out.
Come on.
It's supposed to be in 2019, the release date, for Christ's sake.
Where the hell is it, HTC?
Where the hell is it?
Jesus Christ.
What's your opinion on the Valve Index?
That's a very good question.
I kind of like how they've developed their little hand grips.
But man, I mean, I don't play on Steam.
I don't play video games, but by God, dude, everybody I know online plays Steam.
Every single one of them.
And man, do we really want Steam to continue to make and monopolize the goddamn video games and now extend it into VR?
I mean, come on, man.
Hey, look, Anthony J, why do you think it's weeb garbage?
VR is awesome, dude.
It's awesome, man.
I mean, seriously, I want, I want VR so bad.
I am waiting.
I am fucking waiting for this HTC, and it's not coming fast enough.
All right.
It's not coming out fast enough.
Look, y'all think it's weeb stuff?
You think it's nothing but a bunch of weaves?
Look, let me show you how intense this goddamn freaking VR world is.
All right.
Let me go ahead.
Let's take a look at it.
All right.
All right.
Now, this is gameplay off of Merp TV.
All right.
Of a game.
It's a zombie game that came out last year called Contagion VR Outbreak.
Okay.
Now, let me set up the premise.
All right.
The VR game, it starts off as you coming into your apartment and then trying to find your roommate or trying to find somebody.
And all of a sudden, the contagion breaks out and you've got to somehow, you've got to fight your way through it.
Now, the person playing this, Merp TV, they only downloaded the demo version.
But just look at, I'm just telling you, it immerses you into these games, dude.
You know what I like about it?
What is it?
It's a field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Come on, guys.
We all know Ghost likes to play in VR because his cripple legs actually work in VR.
He can get as much anime girl pussy as he wants.
I mean, fuck you.
I'm not a goddamn cripple, you son of a bitch.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Look, I want to be fully immersed in the games.
I want it to scare me.
All right.
I want it to make me feel uncomfortable.
You know, I mean, I want to physically be able to hit people.
I want to bar brawl people and stuff.
All right.
Here, take a look at this.
This is a very cool game.
This is why I want VR.
And not to mention, I want the best of the best of the VR that's out there.
I want the HTC Vive Cosmos.
All right.
Go ahead and put the PC shot on.
We're going to see a little bit of this.
Then we'll move on to something else.
All right, this is actual gameplay by Merp TV right here.
Tony?
Now, the guy saying Tony is Merp TV.
Look at this.
This is all VR.
Fully immersive, man.
Hey, babe.
I just walked in the door.
Where are you at?
I must have just reached you.
You don't have to tell me that.
I mean, this is.
I mean, you're answering your cell phone.
I hope it's okay.
Chinese sounds great.
Put me down for some general soap.
And if it isn't too late, can you get me some extra spicy mustard, please?
All right.
But I guess that means you should sleep.
I mean, look at this.
All right, all right, all right.
Duck sauce is fine.
No mustard gas for dessert then.
Look, people are criticizing the voice acting.
Give me a break, guys.
Come on, bitch.
Hey, did Tony show up yet to fix the bedroom door?
I just tried to open it and it was locked.
Yeah, he showed up just as I was leaving.
Oh, yeah, Tony should have been able to fix the door.
Maybe he ran back to his office to grab hunters.
Okay, get the pregnancy.
Let's move up a little bit.
Gotta grab all kinds of stuff, you know, have it on your person.
Trying to figure out how to open up the door, trying to look for Tony.
You know?
Let's continue, uh-oh.
And the police tried this guy pull over.
And oh my god.
Uh-oh.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
What, Weena?
I plan on getting the Valve Index when it comes out.
I've wanted a headset for a while now.
It would be cool if we could play together if possible.
Also, check out VR Chat.
I've seen VR Chat.
That's why people are calling it a fucking reb show.
Can you leave me downstairs, please?
I should be in here in a few minutes.
Listen to me.
Just come home.
Listen to me.
Just come home.
Right now.
All right, woman.
Just get your ass over here.
What the hell?
Uh-oh.
What the hell is happening out there?
What the hell's happening out there?
Oh, here it is.
He listens on the news.
Time for the news!
It's Fruity Keemstar.
No, I'm just joking.
Biotech has once again come under fire after failing to release a statement on what caused the explosion at their facilities.
biotech explosion who is heading up their research department was found dead in her downtown apartment after accusations were made that biotech and they had been able to circumvent see this is awesome dude Just imagine being immersed in a fucking gameplay like this.
What the hell's going on?
Just imagine.
I mean, this is why I want VR, dude.
Contagious disease warning.
Hey, you know, you people that are saying this game sucks, you don't understand VR.
You people are just too busy getting your goddamn thumbs bruised and thinking you're accomplishing something by sitting over there and doing stupid little shit with your hands.
Pushing for Real Virtual Reality00:15:04
You gotta use your hands.
That's a baby's toy.
All right, let's move up.
Let's move this up a little bit.
They're redirecting the traffic.
I can't get to you, my darling.
Quarantine?
Hang on, just wait for me, all right?
I'm gonna grab my gun and I'll be right down.
Grab my gun.
Bet your door, it's still locked.
Oh, there's gunshots.
Gunshots.
All right, I'll be right down.
Fully immersive, dude.
Hurry.
Save the day, honey.
Hurry.
Be the man.
Oh, there's the key.
What's going on, man?
There's some gunshots.
Oh, shit.
Open the door.
What's going on?
Uh-oh.
Oh, no, Uh-oh.
Listen, there's some crazy shit happening right now, man.
And we gotta get out of here.
I'm coming in.
Gunshots.
Oh, shit.
Holy shit.
Better grab something to defend myself.
Got a wrench, huh?
No, Tony, he doesn't look very well.
He doesn't look very well!
I'm telling you, man.
Tony?
I mean, this is an awesome game.
And you physically gotta hit these people with your body.
There you go.
Bash his freaking zombie head in.
Holy shit, what the f is going on here, man?
The guy playing it is getting a little freaked out.
That's what I'm saying, man.
Fully immersive gaming.
That's what I want to do.
Where's my pistol?
THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO!
I mean, that's why I'm waiting for the HTC Vive Cosmos.
Come on.
Okay, my pistol should be in here.
You got a fucking dog fucking out there barking.
Oh, you got his pistol.
That's what I'm talking about.
He's got his pistol.
Here we go.
All right, let's move on here.
I think you got it.
Let's move on.
Should go outside.
All right, he's gonna go outside.
Whoa!
Oh, man.
That's awesome, dude.
Shoot him!
Shoot him!
Throw their heads off.
Sir?
Are you still alive?
Matt.
Mister!
Come on, man!
Oh, shit.
This is awesome, dude.
And this is just one game.
There's all kinds of games like this, man.
All right, shotgun.
I'm sorry, I'm just gonna go.
I don't know what the hell.
Pills, what the fuck pills doing there?
Come on.
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm sorry, dude.
Oh, shit.
I'll be still be alive.
Uh-oh.
Dude, don't come closer, man.
Don't do it.
Oh, headshot.
Oh, shit.
Headshot.
I mean, this is what I'm talking about, man.
You see, you guys have been bitching at me to start playing video games and all this other stuff, man.
I mean, I just don't find games as exciting if you're just going to sit on your ass and then just, you know, flap your fucking Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard.
I mean, physically immerse yourself, baby.
This is what I want.
Stand right?
Sure.
He's got some more ammo.
All right.
Hello?
Uh-oh, there's a shadow.
Sir?
This is awesome, dude.
Look at this.
No!
No!
STAY AWAY! HA HA HA HA!
EVERYBODY IS INFECTED MAN This is like a contagion.
It's an outbreak.
It's turning everybody into a zombie.
I don't think this is far-fetched from happening.
Have y'all ever heard of.
Have y'all ever heard of the zombie ants?
No, no!
Oh jeez!
Jeez!
Who cares?
It's another zombie.
You guys in the chat room are just a bunch of fucking haters.
You know that?
You guys in the chat room are just a bunch of goddamn haters.
You're haters because you know you ain't going to be able to get a goddamn VR set up and you're just hating for Christ's sake.
All right.
Oh, shit.
No.
You better hurry up, dude.
You better hurry up.
Oh, headshot.
Get the fucking out.
that weapon somebody in the chat room says real gaming is done with keyboards Are you kidding me?
Sitting on your fat ass for 12, 15 hours and flapping your Dorito stained fingers on the keyboard is just going to turn you into a fat, overgrown neck beard that's undesirable by the opposite sex, all right?
All right, this is virtual reality.
You got to physically stand up.
You got to physically aim.
You got to physically do this stuff.
All right.
More ammo.
All right.
This is what I want.
This is where I'm going when it comes to gaming, man.
All right.
And shut up in the chat room saying that real gaming is done with keyboards.
All right.
Keyboards are for pussies.
All right.
Shoot him.
All right.
Look, you all get it.
Here.
At the end, look at it.
Here's the ending here.
Let's go ahead and get started.
He's so overwhelmed.
He can't do it.
Come on.
Look at this.
There it is.
You're over.
Game over.
Anyway, look, I didn't mean to go that extensive into this VR gaming, but that's where I want to go.
That's where I want to go for Christ's sake.
All right.
And everybody in the chat room typing Z, Z, Z, you're just a fucking hater because you know that Ghost is going to get himself a goddamn VR system and I'm going to be playing these type of games.
And you sons of bitches, you know what you want to do?
You want to get me into one of these damn Steam games or one of these games that you have to use your fucking hands.
And you want to play me and make me look like an idiot because you idiots have been fucking spending half your life doing this crap.
I'm not doing it, all right?
I'm not doing it.
You know what real gaming is?
Real gaming is virtual reality.
All right.
And somebody in the chat room said, you hate your life so much that you have to hide in the virtual world.
Shut up, asshole, all right?
No, I am.
Shut up.
In the field of local live hall mentatainment.
Oh, my God.
Fuck me.
How long is this shit gonna go on for?
What do you mean, how long is this shit gonna go on for?
What are you talking about, you piece of crap mojo?
What are you talking about?
This is the Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night Troll.
And hey, look, all of you, shut your ass that I can't win against true gamers.
All right.
You gamers need to get up off your ass.
You need to get up off of your goddamn ass and get into the virtual reality world, baby.
All right.
Do some physical activity.
All right.
You know, chop some of that fat off your fat ass.
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm telling you, you guys are pieces of garbage, man.
I'm trying to tell you guys.
Just shut up.
All right.
Just shut up.
Give me a drink.
All right.
You're damn right.
Somebody said Ghost is the real gamer.
You're goddamn right.
And you just wait till I get my VR set up.
I'm going to show you what gaming is all about.
All right.
I'm telling you right now, I'm going to be VR gaming.
You just wait.
Boomer dipshit.
Hey, dumbass boomer.
You do realize that VR games are sold on Steam only, basically.
Also, get to the 12 bucker already, scammler.
Quit burning viewers like you burn people in Vietnam.
Yeah, shut up, asshole.
All right.
Look, there's only one 12 bucker, and you all should know that I don't do 12 buckers on this broadcast.
All right.
I do the 12 buckers on the ghost show.
I don't do them on the Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night tru.
All right, I don't do them.
I don't do that, all right?
In the field of local live hall mentato.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
The only reason Ghost sucks VR Cox so much is because that is the only thing that will ever touch his 15 million.
Look, I'm not getting VR because of the pornographic component to this son of a bitch.
All right.
All right.
I'm not doing it.
I'm doing it because of the gameplay and the immersive gameplay.
I'm not doing it for freaking pornographic material, you scumbag.
All right, I'll tell you what we're going to do.
All right, we'll go ahead and do $8 media shares.
All right, let's go ahead and go to the media share.
All right, everybody, everyone, media share.
And remember, this is audio only.
Audio only, all right?
Oh, my God.
Ghost, you like fantasy?
Check out Dungeon Knight VR or Shadow Legend VR.
Well, I'll take a look at it once I get the VR set up, man.
I've been waiting.
I have been waiting for the HTC Cosmos.
All right.
Anyway, I have turned on the media share request for a limited time.
I'll go ahead and listen to any audio that you request for $8.
All right.
Once again, MediaShare is on.
And moreover, this is just the audio.
This is not video.
Okay.
So just letting y'all know, if y'all want to go ahead and share some media files, now is the time, okay?
Now is the time.
As a matter of fact, now is the time for me to get some more fucking beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer.
Woo!
Oh, my God.
Let me go ahead and take a chug of this.
Oh, anonymous.
Anonymous.
Oh, my God.
Anonymous donated here.
What is Anonymous dude?
What is this?
What is this?
Indeed.
There is no cock like horse cock.
Why do you all request this?
Why do you all request this garbage, man?
Slam the nube and slam the dam away Fucking bronies, man My shaft is wibbling And my balls are turning You freaking assholes, dude I think I'm drinking in a fortune Or even two You broke me off.
Get this sick clop of crap out of here.
Oh, here we go.
Here, here we have Dark Me Magician Girl.
The next one is Weena Want Actual.
Weena Want Actual requested this one.
What is this, Weena?
What is this?
Jesus Christ It's your fucking ear rape.
All right, take that.
Take it off.
Take it the hell off.
For Christ's sake, man.
Yeah, thanks for the ear rape, asshole, Weena.
Yeah, thanks a lot.
Anyway, this next media share is by Dark Me Magician Girl.
Dark Me.
Show the clips, you goddamn shekel goblin.
I'm not showing that.
This is audio only.
All right, asshole.
This is audio only.
Don't call me a Shekel Goblin again, or I'll give you a slap.
All right?
This next one.
This next media is by Dark Me Magician Girl.
Dark Me Magician Girl requested this one.
Copa Cabana.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Mary Manlow.
He finally came out.
Copa, Copa Cabana.
I'm shaking my tail feather.
Yeah, yeah.
Uh-uh.
Copa.
Field of local live hallman.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
All right, that's enough.
What is this?
The next one.
All right, calm down.
Everybody, just calm down.
All right?
Anyway, let's go ahead.
This next one is by Mojo.
Mojo requested this one right here.
Mojo.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
Cheers to ghosts.
Thank you very much.
Here's Mojo.
Mojo requested this one.
No.
How about drums?
An instrument everybody loves.
Listen to this.
What the hell?
Bass drums?
What the hell is this?
All right, this sounds like gay club music, all right?
If I wanted to hear some gay club music, I'd go on to Main Street in San Antonio, Texas, right now.
As a matter of fact, Ariana Grande, when she came out here to San Antonio this week, she made a presence at one of the gay clubs on Main Street.
Can you believe that?
Huh?
That's just ironic.
Ghost VR Blowjob Request00:02:12
Anyway, this next audio, this next media share is by North Vietnamese Army.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
North Vietnamese Army requested this one.
What is this?
We just affect these young and lame.
We do our best to kill him, ma'am, because the kills all count the same.
Napon sex, the kids.
Napalm sticks to kids.
This is horrible, dude.
Mapalm sticks to cake.
All right, all right, guys.
Shut this off for Christ's sake, man.
What a bunch of sick bastards, dude.
And listen, stop fucking donating, talking about Viet fucking nom.
I'm not telling you idiots again, all right?
All right, this next media share was by Ghost VR Blowjob.
Fuck you, man.
I'm not getting VR because I want the pornographic component to the son of a bitch.
I want to be immersed in gameplay.
You understand?
I want to be immersed in gameplay.
I don't want to get VR because of the fucking pornography.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm not sick perverts like you.
All right.
I'm not sick perverts like you.
You know what?
Because you idiots are doing this.
Give me my freaking beer.
All right.
I'm doing me right now.
All right.
I'm doing me right now since you sons of bitches are going to sit over here and try to make a mockery of me and my damn show over here.
All right.
And trying to insinuate that I want virtual reality set up so I can, you know, hook it up with some pornographic material.
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
I don't need pornography.
All right.
I'm a married man.
Okay.
I can have sexual relations anytime I want.
All right.
Unlike you guys that are fanning your nuts, you know, wishing a third party would, you know, somehow a jerk you.
Never mind.
All right.
Never mind.
Let's go on.
All right.
Let's go on.
Once again, media share is on $8.
I'm playing any audiophile that you guys want me to listen to.
Rejecting Pornographic VR Content00:14:57
I mean, we've already heard some stupid goddamn ones here.
Let me go ahead and.
All right.
All right.
Here we go.
This next one, Ghost VR Blowjob requested this one.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
Go ahead and play it.
What is this?
Hello.
You people know a lot about trucks.
Bing, bing, bong.
Thank you very much.
What the hell?
You get nigh and kitty to fucking Trump.
Nyan kitty to kill.
Nyan kitty to Trump.
All right.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Nye and kitty to Trump, dude.
Why do y'all fucking disrespect Trump like that?
I mean, don't you motherfuckers understand that Donald Trump is the greatest American president in American history?
This man did not have to run for president.
He had everything to lose and nothing to gain to be president.
The reason he is president, because this man gave the American government power back to the people.
That's what Trump represents.
He represents Americana.
He represents nationalism.
He represents a respect for the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.
All right, you sons of bitches that continue to besmirch my president.
You're lucky you're not in front of me right now.
I'm not even joking.
I'm not even kidding, man.
You son of a bitches that are disrespecting my president.
If we were in a damn bar room right now, I would, you know what?
I better calm myself.
I better calm down.
I better calm down, baby.
I'm not even joking around.
I better calm my ass down.
Oh, my God.
I'm real funny with that name.
Let's get to the goddamn media shares.
Don't disrespect my president again.
That's a warning to everybody who's listening to this goddamn broadcast.
Do you understand me?
That's my president.
The greatest American president in American history, you son of a bitch.
Do not disrespect Donald Trump again.
Anyway, this next media share was requested by Salute the Vets.
Salute the Vets requested this.
What is this?
Salute the vest.
That's a favorite.
CX and itch.
No!
CX and itchy.
CX is dead.
CX is dead.
It's over.
Watch me see you do that baby It's a friend That's enough.
Listen, shut up.
Don't put CX in the chat, dude.
CX is dead.
All right.
It's over for Christ's sake.
It's dead.
All right.
CX is dead.
Jesus Christ.
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Knock, not.
All right, shut up.
Hold on.
Somebody said I skipped five stars.
Hold on.
Let me go back to the feed here.
Hold on.
Five stars.
I don't think you donated one, man.
I'll go ahead and payment.
I'll replay it just in case.
All right.
There's girls generated.
Girls' generation.
Are you kidding me?
All right.
There's five stars.
Five star.
I just repeated yours.
I don't think that you put the link in the appropriate place, dude.
I don't think you put the link in the appropriate place.
Anyway, this one is by left legs and rice patty.
Left legs and rice patty requested this.
What the hell is this?
Good night, Saigon, by Billy Joel, asshole.
Oh, my God.
Man, listen, can you shut up with the fucking goddamn reduce?
Brother, forgive Tim or Mukaraya than I. Can you unban our main account?
Brother, we offer peace.
All right, shut this crap off.
All right.
Good night, Saigon, by Billy Joel, asshole.
All right.
Here's my link.
All right.
Well, I'll go ahead and get to it.
Let me get to that one now.
All right.
Since you misplaced your link.
You see, this goes to show you I'm a nice guy.
All right.
I'm a nice guy up in here, you son of a bitch.
All right.
I'm a nice guy.
All right.
Learn how to input the damn thing before you start donating just FYI to everybody else.
I mean, look, don't fucking give me a link to my own show again.
I fucking hate when you people do this shit.
All right, this one was requested by Girls Generation.
Whatever the hell that means.
What is this?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, what is this?
Bunch of Asian chicks trying to look like anime sluts.
It's not working, Asian chicks, all right?
All right, it's not working.
What the fuck?
All right, that's enough for this.
Go eat some sushi or something, all right?
I mean, what the hell?
What the hell did I just listen to?
What in the blue hell did I just listen to for Christ's sake?
And that's all that bitch was saying.
And by the way, that girl's generation's got almost 230 million views for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, man.
Go stuff a job.
All right, that's enough.
All right, this next one, another mojo request.
Another mojo request, for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Another mojo.
Oh, yeah.
Eminence front.
It's a put on.
Oh, yeah.
Ugh.
Yeah.
It's an eminence front.
It's an eminence front.
It's a put-on.
This is boomer music right here.
This is boomer music right here, baby.
An eminence front.
It's a put-on.
Oh, man, that's badass, baby.
That's badass, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's continue on with these damn media shares.
Next one is Knock, Knock, Don't Jump.
Whoever the hell that is, Knock, Knock, Don't Jump actually requested this one.
What, Lena?
Bro, it's not ear rape.
It's called base nectar.
Respect the classics.
Respect the classics.
Get out of here for Christ's sake.
Anyway, Knock, Knock, Don't Jump just requested this next one.
What did he request?
What is this?
Knock, Knock, Don't Jump.
What the hell is this?
It's nothing.
There's nothing on.
It's playing.
What the hell?
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
Somebody order pizza?
Go away.
I didn't fucking order any pizza.
Get the fuck out of here.
I didn't order any pizza.
Get out of here.
Anyway, this next one is by Khabib Nagramov, who's trying to tell me to unban his main account and unban Tim McCrab.
Even though you sons of bitches are a bunch of jerk dicks that are out here trying to dox and are out here trying to do all kinds of mischievous type of bullshit.
They want me to unban him.
Anyway, this one's by Khabib Nagamagamov or whatever the hell his name is.
Let's go ahead and see what the hell he requested.
Oh, now they want to be friends.
Why can't we be friends?
I've seen you around for a long time.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
I'll tell you what.
All right.
Turn around right now.
I'll tell you what, Khabib and Tim McCrab, I'll consider it after this show.
All right.
All right.
Log in on the Go Show Monday and see if you can chat because I'm going to, I'll do it.
All right.
I'll do it.
All right.
And by the way, I really appreciate all the boomer music that you guys are playing at here, baby.
All right.
This is the kind of stuff that I like listening to out here.
All right.
Put a little bit of the who.
Eminence front.
It's an eminence front.
It's a put-on!
And then you've got war.
Why can't we be friends?
War is actually a pretty good goddamn band, baby.
I like war.
All right.
Yeah.
Cisco kid was a friend of mine.
Yeah.
Oh, great.
We got Dark Me Magician Girl again.
Oh, my God.
I'm ready to die for Israel.
Salem.
That's not funny.
All right.
That's not fun.
I know what you mean by that.
All right.
I know what you mean by that.
Ghost in a nutshell.
Ghost in a nutshell.
All right.
Look.
All right.
This is it.
All right.
This next one is by some emoji.
What is this?
Some emoji with a frog and a spoon.
And then at the end of it, it's called Ting Ting.
So Ting Ting, I guess, requested this.
Emoji Ting Ting requested this.
Go ahead and play it.
What is this?
So without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, a final toast to Gabers, fuck niggers, fuck kikes, fuck Spics.
And most of all, you son of a fucking Jennies.
You son of a bitch.
I mean, you goddamn sons of bitches, for Christ's sake.
Is that why y'all did it?
Because I'm clowning traditional gamers that get their thumbs and fingers brewed, tapping a keyboard and a mouse when I am going into virtual reality gaming and you guys are just fucking hating on that crap?
Huh?
Son of a bitch.
Anyway, this next media share was requested by Weena One Actual, claiming that it isn't ear rape.
It's some kind of, I don't know, gay club music producer that he likes.
What the hell is this there?
What did you request, Weena?
What is this?
Jesus Christ.
Man, this is a scuffed Skrillex.
Man, this is a scuffed Skrillex, dude.
What the hell is this?
Weena, you wanted me to pay respect to this?
This is a scuffed Skrillex.
I mean, this sounds like Skrillex, you know, when he was in fucking fifth grade or something.
Man, this sucks the chrome up of a 57 Chevy bumper.
I mean, you're actually chilling out and drinking and smoking weed to this stuff.
You bumping this shit in your car?
I can only imagine you, Weena.
You know, you're driving around in your fucking Toyota Corolla with your windows down.
All right, cruising around listening to we, we, we, we, Jesus Christ.
I mean, come, come on, dude.
You call that real music?
Are you serious?
You call this real goddamn music?
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's let's continue on.
All right, let's continue because, you know, these people are just being pieces of trash.
All right, let's go to Dark Meme Magician Girl.
Dark Meme Magician Girl requested this.
What is this?
What is this?
Son of a bitch!
Shut this off.
All right, we get it for Christ's sake.
All right.
We goddamn get it.
Yeah, Jews.
Yeah, you anti-Semitic prick.
All right.
And hey, whoever requested is Ghost Politics.
Your goddamn you need to put the link in the right direction.
I just look, I just redid yours.
I don't see it.
All right.
You people that are requesting a media share, you've got to put the fucking thing in the right field.
All right.
Anyway, look, this next one here was requested by Terry Jones.
Terry Jones requested this.
What is this?
Never be a rude Kohana.
And it's a great for Saudi or Jews.
What the hell is this?
Never be a rude Kohana man.
Never be rude to an Arab.
What you do.
Hank Williams Music Requests00:11:16
Jesus Christ.
I'm not a nigga.
What?
A stick for a wolf or a man.
Are you kidding me, man?
Shut this racist shit off.
Are you joking me?
Son of a bitch, dude.
Son of a goddamn bitch.
You feel the local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Look, here's...
Oh, fucking Christ.
This next request is by somebody calling themselves Ghost equals War Criminal or something.
Ghost equals War Criminal.
Oh my God.
I know this is a YouTube link, but I figured I'd give you some of your favorite band.
Oh, yeah, you sure?
Anyway, Ghost Equals War Criminal requested this one right here.
I am right.
The public local ride in the whole mountain.
You son of a bitch with these fucking Vietnam trolls.
America.
We're talking about being fucking mad.
Jesus Christ.
All right, shut it off for Christ's sake.
Really funny.
Real fucking funny asshole.
Anyway, this next one is requested by Tijuana Genius.
Tijuana Genius requested this one.
What is this?
Oh, it's the smith Oh, it's more fun Oh my god It's more than the same again.
Oh, my God.
I wonder to myself.
Helps me rise in the grass.
All right, listen.
Hey, Tijuana Genius, I get it that you're a Smiths fan, but why didn't you like, why don't you put like Suede Head, you know?
How do you come around and fall?
Why do you come around?
How did you know I drive a Corolla?
Did you dox me, dude?
One more for y'all before I head out, and it's not scuffed Skrillex L-M-A-O-G.
Yeah, that was some scuffed Skrillex, dude.
That was some scuffed-ass Skrillix.
Scuffed ass Skrillex, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, this is Electric Six.
Electric Six requested this one.
All right, go ahead.
Let's put it up.
What did Electric Six request?
What is this?
the field of local live home message.
Start a nuclear war.
All right, all right, that's enough.
We get it for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Hold on just a second.
You know, I got to restart this thing because the damn thing crashed.
I got to restart this thing.
Hopefully it still got the freaking stream request for media requests.
Yeah, it does.
Okay, good.
All right.
Yeah, real funny, whoever, you know, I want to go to a gay bar or whatever the hell it's called.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Who would write shit like this?
Seriously, who writes stuff like this?
Anyway, this next media request is by Oliver Carswell.
Oliver Carswell, go ahead and hook it up.
This is requested by him.
Oh, yeah.
How about a little pan-fuckin'-terra, huh?
Yeah!
Ha, ha, ha!
Woo!
You're damn right.
Cowboys from hell, baby.
Cowboys from hell.
And don't don't remind me that Pantera allowed their songs on SpongeBob and anime and shit.
I don't want to hear about it, all right?
I don't want to hear about it.
Anyway, this next one is by Weena One Actual.
And hey, look, I didn't dox you, dude.
You just sound like the type of son of a bitch that's be rolling around in a Toyota Corolla.
All right?
Lucky guess.
All right.
Anyway, Weena One Actual requested this one.
Let's go ahead and take a look.
What is this?
Wait, Rush?
Wait a minute.
How do you make any fucking sense?
I have no heart to lie.
I don't know.
You know what, Weena?
This doesn't even make any sense, dude.
First of all, all right, all right, we get it.
First of all, Weena, all right?
You request a scuffed-ass Skrillix, all right?
Twice.
Not once, but twice.
And then you request Rush.
Rush, for Christ's sake.
Let me tell you something, all right?
Oh, my God.
I don't like Rush.
I think that the musicians that are in the band Rush, I think they're very talented, but that fucking voice of this dude, it sounds just unbearable.
I just, I can't stand it.
I couldn't even consider Rush rock and roll because of that fruity ass voice that he has.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I don't mean to be dissing old Weena one actual rolling around in his Toyota Corolla up in here, but Rush literally is, you know, homosexual rock and roll as far as I'm concerned.
All right.
I think Rush is homosexual rock and roll.
I don't like Rush.
All right.
I don't like it.
All right.
I like real rock and roll.
I like real rock and roll.
All right.
This next one was requested by meme magician.
All right.
Meme magician.
What do you mean, charge back?
I played your fucking shit.
What?
You're pissed off, Weena, because I'm telling you this shit sucks.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's see.
Meme Magician.
Meme Magician requested this next media share.
Let's go ahead and take a look at it.
What is it?
What is this, mean magician?
Lonely.
Oh, fucking asshole.
I'm Mr. Lonely.
You son of a bitch.
I have nobody.
You son of a bitch, mean magician.
You know that?
I'm so lonely.
You're an asshole, dude.
I'm Mr. Lonely.
Wish I had some.
Listen, I am not lonely, you asshole, all right?
Mrs. Ghost is in the other room right now.
She's going to make me a fucking steak with shrimp tonight.
How you like that?
Or maybe steak and wings.
I don't know what the fuck I want.
It's whatever the hell I want, all right?
And plus, I got my dog Templeton who's over there kicking it with her right now.
Don't be sitting over here trying to insinuate that I'm some lonely son of a bitch, all right?
I'm not some forever alone son of a bitch, all right?
Let's hear her.
Hey, look, the inner circle knows she's real, all right?
That's all that matters.
If you fucking troll terrorists, if it makes you go to sleep at night to believe that Mrs. Ghost is some kind of figment of my imagination, then that's your fucking problem, dude.
All right?
That's your problem.
Shut up.
Shut up.
All you people in the chat room saying, let's hear her, shut the fuck up.
All right?
That's my wife.
All right.
That's my property right there.
You don't need to be hearing no Mrs. Ghost.
All right.
So shut the fuck up.
Give me my goddamn beer.
All right.
All right.
For Christ's sake.
Shut up and stop saying that.
Oh, let's hear Mrs. Ghost.
I want to hear her.
I want to hear her.
Anyway, let's continue on here, okay?
The next media share.
All right.
Shut the fuck up in the chat room, dude.
Shut your ass.
All right.
Anyway, let's just go ahead.
Yeah, Mrs. Ghost, you know, she belongs to me.
She's my property.
What the hell is so wrong about that?
Huh?
What?
What is that sexist thing to say, for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ, you guys are a bunch of fucking social justice warrior assholes.
This next one is requested by Mojo.
Again, Mojo.
Again, Mojo?
All right, here it is.
All right, let's go ahead.
Mojo requested this one right here.
What is this?
Can you name the truck with four-wheel drive?
Smells like a steak in seats 35.
Can you narrow?
Can you narrow?
But it goes real slow with a hammer down.
Enterprise truck and doors by a clown.
What the hell?
Hold on just a second.
Can you narrow?
Hold on just a second.
Hank Williams sang this song and he put it on the Simpsons soundtrack, dude?
What the fuck is going on?
I like Hank Williams, man.
I like Hank Williams.
What the fuck is up with all these goddamn great bands and these great groups offering their music to this goddamn cartoon bullshit?
All right.
I'm tired of this shit, man.
I'm tired of how you idiots, you troll terrorists, you throw it in my face all the time that Pantera, all right, put its music on SpongeBob, put its music in an anime cartoon, and now Hank Williams Jr. wrote a goddamn song for The Simpsons.
I mean, fuck!
I don't know how to feel about that shit anymore, man.
I don't know how to feel about that.
I like Hank Williams, man.
I mean, I like, I'm whiskey, bad, and hell bound.
You know what I'm saying?
Because I like women I've never had.
I mean, this guy's doing fucking Simpsons soundtracks for Christ's sake.
Simpsons?
Jesus Christ, man.
Give me my freaking drink, man.
Bleed the Sheep Metal Track00:09:09
All right.
It seems to me that that seems to be the end of media share.
Thank God.
All right.
Thank God.
If you want to put in a media share, I'll leave the media share open for one fucking minute.
And then after that, we're moving on to something else.
Okay.
So once again, if you want a media share, by all means, go to the text-to-speech link that's right there in the description.
And make sure to input the YouTube video that you want me to hear in MediaShare in the right area, please.
All right.
Jackler.
My reaction to article 13 ages ago when it was first revealed.
Well, you know what, Jackler?
I mean, you know, that may be your reaction, but I'm telling you, you Brit Bongs, you guys are just submitting to the government, man.
You're submitting to the government.
At least the French.
Not that they're probably going to do much.
At least they're having the Yellow Fest Revolution.
Every Saturday, they're out there marching their asses off, and they've been doing that for months.
What the hell are the Britbongs doing?
You know?
What the hell are the Britbongs doing for Christ's sake?
Anyway, this is a request.
This is a media share request by Jackler.
His reaction to Article 13.
What is this?
Go ahead and play it.
The war for the internet has begun.
Hollywood is in control of politics.
The government is killing innovation.
Don't let them get away with that.
I have a dream, like Dr. King.
This is the time to stand up and fight.
By any means of the money.
Are you going to shut this up?
Are you meaning to tell me that Kim.com actually produced this shit?
Look, man, I want to be honest with you.
Kim.com, you know, he was cool when he was, you know, doing the mega upload thing.
He was posting pictures of himself in his yacht.
Oh, my God.
Can't believe you disliked my gift of boomer music to you.
I don't.
Hey, hey, Weena, I don't like Rush, dude.
But let me tell you, you know, Kim.com, go somewhere else, dude.
Get out of here.
You're fucking, you make me sick.
All right?
Trying to claim that, you know, I know Julian and I am a part of the Julian Assange WikiLeaks.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up, man.
All right.
You're only doing this crap to make more fucking money, dude.
I mean, you blew your wad that you got from mega upload or whatever the fuck it's called.
And now you're just like trying to, you know, virtue signal to make extra money.
Shut up.
Oh, my God.
The real reason Ghost wants VR.
What the hell are you talking about?
Anyway, we got a couple of more of these for Christ's sake.
What is this?
This is Weena One Actual.
All right.
A day.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
What is this, Weena?
What did you request now?
What did you request now?
What the hell is this?
Is this rock and roll to you?
This is rockin' a wiena, look, look, look, dude.
I don't know what kind of music you're listening to, dude.
I mean, this is not punk.
This is fruit punk.
All right, this is like fruity ass punk.
I hate fruit punk.
If you're going to request some punk, why don't you request some original punk music, man?
The fucking Ramones, dude.
The sex pistols, for Christ's sake.
All right.
Black flag before they brought in fruity ass fucking Henry Rollins.
All right.
That's what I'm talking about.
What the hell?
I hate fruit punk like this.
All right.
Yeah, the misfits, dude.
I mean, what is this?
Hi, I'm Fruity.
And I mean, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Look, Weena, look, you know, I don't know if I'm cool with you or what because you've been trolling me for a little bit.
But man, you know, this music really, dude, come on.
Are you bumping this in your Corolla?
I can only imagine you rolling down the street in your fucking Corolla and bumping this fruit punk.
I mean, do you think this is going to get you chicks or something?
Or maybe you don't want chicks.
You know, maybe you want chicks with dicks.
I don't know.
But do you think this is going to win brownie points for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's go to the next media share.
We got this last one here.
Virtual reality, all right, requested this, claiming that this is the real reason why I want VR.
Let's see what the hell this is, for Christ's sake.
To control shit, it's not working.
Oh, no.
This is why you just get a girlfriend.
This is why.
Oh, my God.
It's a fat ass playing virtual reality.
It isn't in the headset yet because I can't remember.
I'm having a good shit.
Shout out to Chad and the inner circle.
Oh, my God.
Remember, Cap to Van Captain Dessey and get your OC merch.
Hey, Dova Dude, shut up, all right?
Look, somebody donated some fat ass, some fat jelly ass bastard trying to tickle or play with some virtual reality anime slut.
And it looks like he has one of those virtual reality.
Folks, believe it or not, these damn peripheries exist for VR.
He has this like contraption that you're supposed to put over your pecker shaft so that when you're involved in any virtual reality fallatio, that that little contraption over your pecker shaft is supposed to simulate whatever sexual action that you are seeing on virtual reality.
And that's what somebody requested, and they claim that that's the reason why I want VR.
I don't want VR because of this trash.
All right.
This is trash.
Look, people are saying that's epic.
That sounds based.
What the fuck?
Why don't you go bump a real live woman, dude?
Why don't you go out there and make yourself appealing?
Shave your face, comb your hair, take a bath, get some decent threads, go bump a real live one, dude.
Jesus Christ, man.
Oh, that sounds bass, dude.
You know, you put a little contraption over your wee wee and then, you know, simulate the old sexaroo.
Fucking sick bastards.
Anyway, this is Duva Dude.
Duva Dude requested this one.
All right.
What's up, Duva Dude?
Hold on.
What is this?
What is this?
You are an absolute fucking Jew.
No, oh no, give him media share requests.
He's charging 30 cents per second now.
What are you talking about?
I'm a Jew.
I'm a Jew.
am i a jew why am i you anti-semitic bastards Anyway, Duva Dude requested this one, all right?
Duva Dude requested.
is this old dude you keep fucking requesting Who is this ugly old man that you guys are requesting?
It's cool.
Just cool into the mouth.
All right.
Just get this old fart out of here for Christ's sake.
All right.
What is that?
What the hell was that, Duva dude?
And didn't this old dude turn 74 today?
Isn't this his birthday or some shit?
Anyway, this next media share was requested by Bleed the Sheep.
Bleed the Sheep requested this one.
What is this, Bleed the Sheep?
Some metal.
You know, you had me at the intro, and then once they tried to sound like Cannibal Corpse, it's like, come on.
You know, I don't know, man.
I mean, come on, dude.
Weena One Actual Media Share00:02:43
All right.
Come on.
Give me my goddamn drink.
You know I am in the field of war.
We again.
I like to think we're cool, man.
Even though I troll you, I do like listening in most of the time.
I hope so, dude.
However, this is the kind of music I listen to while driving around, though.
Oh, that's okay.
We'll get to it.
That's the kind of music you like.
We'll get to it.
To celebrate our friendship, brother, from Timur Mukarayev, Jihadi Capitalist, Dark Meme Magician, Simulator Player23, and Mia Lamdulila.
All right, well, I hope that we're friends.
I mean, you were the one that requested, why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Well, we'll see.
All right.
Let's get to this next one by Black Knee Car.
Black Knee Car requested this one.
What the hell is this?
Black Knee Car.
What is this?
Again, it goes without saying the quality of videos in the 350 is absolutely fantastic.
Not again.
There's always new content to watch with so many big names out there.
I'm sure everyone has their favorite.
CX is dead, dude.
CX is dead.
It's over.
It's just finished dude!
All right.
I mean, do you understand?
Ice Poseidon, he's in Austin, Texas right now.
He walked around Austin, Texas, and got accosted by a bunch of a plethora of different minorities, got kicked out of stores, and now the guy is so melancholy about going out and in real life streaming, he's locked himself in a closet somewhere and playing RuneScape for Christ's sake.
It's dead, dude.
I mean, you know, I don't know what's going on with ICE.
I don't know if he can't afford cocaine anymore or what.
I don't know what the hell it is.
All right, but he's half the man he used to be.
Half the man he used to be.
So anyway, you know, CX is gone, dude.
It's over.
It's done with.
I don't want to hear about CX again.
I need to make my own CX.
All right.
I need to, you know, I need to, I got to figure out, I got to make my own CX.
All right.
I'm not joking around.
And hey, this goes out.
Well, I'll tell you later.
All right.
Anyway, Weena One Actual.
We know One Actual says that, you know, hey, we're friends, this and that.
And that this is what he actually bumps in his Toyota Corolla.
Zikadam Prayer and Duvadude00:07:36
All right.
This is what he actually bumps in his Toyota Corolla.
So let's see what Weena One Actual is bumping at here.
What is this?
Fuck you, Texas.
What an asshole.
Fuck that fucking shit.
I thought we were fucking friends, dude.
I thought we were cool.
You just fucking said that.
Fuck you, Texas.
I think you're from the dead.
Well, I'm headed for the boulder.
There's a job and a decent place to sleep.
Let's do the local live.
All right, all right.
Yeah, real funny, Weena.
Sorry, I'm late.
Real goddamn funny, Weina.
All right.
Right after you just fucking text a speech that, hey, dude, we're cool, dude.
You know, I'm, I'm, you know, even though sometimes I troll you, we're cool, dude.
You know, I'm, I, you know, come on, man.
Field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
All right.
All right.
We get another one by Mojo.
Anyway, this next media share that I am playing here, this next media share is by Khabib Nergamara.
What is this?
It's Doe VA dude Yahambone.
Here's a scene from a movie I think you'll like.
It's about a giant tsunami and people trying to survive it.
Don't forget to join the public circle to interact with all kinds of trolls and serious listeners.
Anyway, let's continue.
Once again, Khabib Naragarmov requested this one.
All right.
Khabib Naragarmov requested this one.
Five-star 555.
You finally figured out where to put the goddamn link.
I'm proud of you.
Congratulations.
Here's your gold star.
All right.
Here we go.
Khabib Naragamov.
Here's his request.
What is it?
What is this?
Oh, Christ.
Oh, damn.
Some Jehudi stuff.
This is obviously some wild Jehudi stuff.
All right.
Yeah, we get it.
We have a lot of freaking jehudis in here.
We got a lot of Muslims in here.
Do we need a call to prayer?
It's like midnight right now.
It's midnight.
Do we need a call to prayer?
Whoa.
Live home entertainment.
Oh my God.
I hate more people die tonight, especially you.
Whoa.
Whoa.
All right.
I mean, is that what y'all want for Christ's sake?
Tim McCrabs.
Cheers, Ghost.
Hope to interact with you and Khabib on Monday on our main accounts.
Yeah, I'll make sure that you do coffee and I'll make sure to do that.
Anyway, this next media share has been requested by Black Hat.
Black Hat requested this media share.
What the hell is this, black hat?
Oh, Jesus Christ, with this racism, man!
I mean, come on!
All right.
All right, that's enough of this goddamn racist garbage, man.
All right, that's enough for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
Hello there.
Ghostler, check this out.
Blast from the past.
Blast from the past.
I can only imagine for Christ's sake.
Anyway, this next media share was requested by Mojo.
Again, by Mojo, for Christ's sake.
And whoever requested that freaking ridiculous racist garbage that I just played, you're a piece of trash.
Anyway, Mojo requested this.
What did he request?
Do it again.
Not eight.
Hold on.
Now, five, now half.
I'm 75, five and a half, period, zikadam, zikadam, zikadam, zikadam, zikadam, zikadam, now, ha, period, zikadam, ha, seven, I'm 77, now, ha, now, ha, now, ha.
What the hell?
The field was local live.
Oh, man, it's ha- oh, my God!
Last one, I promise.
These are freaking auctioneers.
For Christ's sake, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on just a second.
I forgot who requested this one.
Hold on.
Hold on just a second.
Let me go back.
I forgot who requested this one.
I went ahead of myself.
Who requested this one?
I think it was Duvadude.
Am I correct?
Did Duva Dude request this one here?
Let me see.
Yeah, it looks like Duvadude.
All right.
So, first of all, was that auctioneer crap, Mojo?
What the hell was that?
If y'all are not careful, let me tell you, especially you scumbags in the chat room.
If you keep talking garbage, I'll auction off your mother live right now on this broadcast.
All right.
I will auction off your mother.
If you don't believe me, try me for Christ's sake.
All right.
Try me.
Look, I got Jackler's mother right here.
All right.
Let's go ahead and take some goddamn, let's take some bids right now on the chat room.
All right.
I got Jackler's mother right here.
All right.
Come on now.
Let me five.
Let me tell you.
Let me 25 meet 30 minutes, 35, let me 40 me 45 me.
Oh, let me send me 5 me 45 for this dirty ass hole.
She'll lick a dirty hole.
She'll make it say whoa.
She'll lick a dirty hole.
She'll make it say world.
We got 5, let me 10, 15, 25, me, 30 minutes, 35, let me 40 me, 45, 50, 20, 50, 50, 55, 45, 70, 50, 50, 50, 70, 50, 70, 50, 50, 50, 15, 10, 10, 10, sold right now to this son of a bitch for five bucks.
All right.
And hey, say hi to your son out there, Mrs. Jackler.
Say hi to your son right now.
You hear that, Jackler?
All right.
There's your mama right here for Christ's sake.
All right.
Say hi to your goddamn son again there, Broad.
That's what I'm talking about.
A big fat heifer up in here.
And let me tell you something, Jackler.
Let me tell you something.
Five bucks max for her.
Five bucks max for her, according to Bro Dog.
And let me tell you something, Jackler.
You keep talking garbage to me.
I'll make a goddamn slap of T-bones and a slap of ribs on this heifer if you keep talking garbage.
Tell your son one more time, Mrs. Jackler, to stop messing with me.
Tell your son.
All right.
Anyway, sorry about that, folks.
I had to continue on out here.
Duvadude, did I do this correctly?
A doobadood is this request right here.
Man, you're hitting a city, dude.
Texas Tornadoes and Incel Energies00:15:45
All right, we get it for Christ's sake.
We get it.
Insane energy.
I can't believe you're still trying to start shit with me, you hambones.
I am glad I am not wasting time in the inner cuckold.
Look, incel energy, why are you still even listening to this broadcast, dude?
You left the inner circle because I was talking garbage about video games and cartoons, you derpy who's clopping piece of trash.
I mean, that's serious.
He turned 18, right?
He turns 18, and I'm proud of him.
You know, he knows a couple of things.
He knows a little thing about politics, this and that.
I start talking garbage about cartoons and video games.
He's like, you know what?
You're not going to talk that way about video games and cartoons with me.
All right?
You're not going to do that to me, man.
All right.
I like My Little Pony.
I like SpongeBob.
All right.
I like this stuff.
So anyway, look, incel energy, man, go get a job, dude.
All right.
Anyway, let's take a look at 5-star 555 requested this.
5-star 555 requested this.
Let's go ahead and take a look at what he requested here.
What is this?
Wait, wait, hold on.
What is this crap?
Is this Rush again, dude?
Is this Rush?
I don't like Rush, dude.
At least we didn't have to hear that fruity-ass dude's voice, for Christ's sake.
All right.
I don't like Rush.
Stop trying to shove it down my hole thinking that I'm going to like it.
I'm not going to like it.
No, they're not awesome, dude.
Shut up.
They're not awesome.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Anyway, let's continue here.
We've got who requested the Texas Tornadoes LOL.
All right.
The Texas Tornadoes LOL requested this.
What is this, Texas Tornadoes LOL?
What is this?
I'll leave my girl on my wrist, it builds up, I'll go here to score a line of cards, and then I can't be left We'll focus on my love, but let's go to comfort All right, all right, we get it for Christ's sake.
Are you trying to make me flashback or something, you son of a bitch?
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
Thanks a lot for the damn song, by the way.
This next media share is requested by Tim McCrav.
Tim McCrab requested this one.
Go ahead, Tim McCrav.
What is this?
What is this garbage?
Hold on, hold on a second.
Hold on.
Cheers to vets, especially ghost.
I hope you genuinely mean that.
You're not a damn troll.
Okay, once again, Tim McCrav, this is his request.
Go ahead and play it.
What are these jihudis praying?
These are Jihudis praying in a mosque right here.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Wild Jihudis praying in a mosque.
All right, we get it.
All right, that's enough.
All right, we get it.
Wild jehudies anyway.
This next media request was requested by Bro Dog.
Bro Dog requested this.
What is this, Bro Dog?
What is this?
You cannot stomp on his jaw, my nigga they scam me, they swappin' them cards I am so hot that I'm talkin' to stars I don't have them jiggas, I'm hoppin' them bars Uh, yeah, pimpin' hoes, drinkin' lean Yeah, pustin' caps Uh, drug deal Yeah, uh, yeah, man Come on, man Whole lot of racks.
Hold out of stakes.
Fuck a headshot.
All right, we get it for Christ's sake, man.
Another wannabe gangster up in here.
Another wannabe gangster.
Another studio ass gangster.
Anyway, this next media request is by Obi-Wan Kenobi.
All right.
Obi-Wan Kenobi requested this media request.
What is it?
Go ahead and play it.
Oh, man.
A blast from the past, baby.
Taco, Taco Tuesday, baby.
Classic, baby.
Actually, we have Paco on the line.
I don't want to give you a gift down, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I wanted you and him to talk about Morocco.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Taco, Taco Tuesday.
Taco, Taco, Tuesday.
Taco, Taco Tuesday.
Oh, man.
That's a classic, baby.
That's a classic.
Man, memories in the corner of my mind.
Anyway, this next thank you for that one, by the way.
This next media share request is what is this?
Oh, my God.
War is coming.
Yeah, well, you know, the war in Iran.
That's what I was talking about yesterday on the Go show.
The war with Iran.
Let's get ready to rumble.
Damn right.
Anyway, this next media share request has been requested by Mojo one Mo Gan by Mojo.
What is this, Mojo?
What is this crap?
Not an ear rape, dude.
I'm sorry for the ear rape, folks.
I'm sorry for the ear rape.
I have nothing to do with this ear rate, dude.
All right, we get it.
Yeah, real funny, Mojo.
All right, real goddamn funny, you son of a bitch.
All right, now, this next one was requested by Incel Energy after he talked garbage about me.
Incel Energy requested this.
I can only imagine what Incel Energy is requesting.
Go ahead and play Incel Energies.
Oh, of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Incel Energy would request this.
Big Hard Job.
Of course he would.
18 Naked Cowboys wanted to be fucked.
That's disgusting, man.
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch on their knees wanting to suck cowboy Chosh Ram Ranch.
Really?
All right, that's enough.
All right, hold on.
Just shut it off.
Shut it the hell off for Christ's sake.
All right.
Now, this next one is requested by Salute to Vets.
All right.
Look, shut up in the chat room about Ram Ranch, please.
All right.
Anybody who likes that, you got a lot of problems, okay?
It's as if you want to go to a Ram Ranch bathhouse and get plowed to the point where you got your goddamn colon pipe hanging out of your shit funnel.
All right, this next one was requested by Salute to Vets.
Salute to Vets requested this one.
What is this?
Uh-oh, wait a minute.
It's Jimi Hendrix in Woodstock, baby, playing the national anthem, baby.
Anyway, this last media share, this is the last one here.
It has been requested by schizophrenic red pilling, okay?
Schizophrenic red pilling requested this media share.
Go ahead and play it.
What is this?
Your cell phone, your wallet, your time, your ideas.
No barcode.
No party.
No IP.
No mirrors.
Your pan card.
Your license.
Your thoughts.
Your fears.
No SIM card.
No disco.
No photo.
Not here.
Your blood.
Your sweat.
Your passions.
Your regrets.
Your profits.
Your time off.
Your fashions.
Your sex.
Your pills.
Your grasp.
Your tips.
Your ass.
Oh, I know what this is.
We want your soul.
And that's, you know, I mean, that song's not inaccurate.
Hey, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
We were just done with the goddamn media share.
And then we get one more for Christ's sake.
Come on, dude.
We were just done with the goddamn media share, for heaven's sake, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
We want your soul.
I remember that, baby.
I remember that.
Anyway, here we go.
This is the last media share.
The person that requested this media share is called Viet Nam.
I can only imagine what the hell this is.
Go ahead and play it.
What is this?
Oh no!
Is this me?
I don't want it!
That's not funny for Christ's sake.
Ghost suffers another Vietnam flashback.
That's not fucking funny, man.
Jesus Christ.
All right, I'm ending Media Share.
It's done.
All right.
I have turned it off.
You cannot request MediaShare anymore.
I have turned the son of a bitch off.
All right.
I've turned the son of a bitch off.
That's it.
Y'all are going to continue to pester me and troll me with Viet fucking NAM.
Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you, man.
It makes me sick, man.
It makes me sick that you trolls.
I'm sitting over here doing a Saturday night troll show for you after I done.
Man, I was on almost six hours last night.
All right, on the Go show for Friday night.
And here I am.
I'm doing a show for you, sons of bitches.
And you just fucking keep picking at me, man.
You keep picking at me and picking at me and picking at me.
And you fucking guys think you're so cute.
Jesus Christ.
All right, look.
I'm gonna have to take a break, dude.
I can't do this for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
I have to take a break, man.
Look, we're almost on three hours straight.
All right.
We're almost on three hours straight.
All right.
I want to talk about a couple of things.
Local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
You should have died in NAMI.
Fuck you.
All right.
You know, that's another thing.
I mean, you people listen to me.
You claim to be my fans.
You claim to like my show.
And you want me fucking dead.
I don't understand that.
You want me fucking dead?
Jesus Christ.
You're my beer, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Look, wait a minute.
Why are y'all saying hashtag weak prostate for Christ's sake?
All right.
Man, I'm guzzling down beers.
I'm filling myself up with piss and fury for Christ's sake, man.
What the hell are you talking about?
Weak prostate.
When you start drinking beers like I have, all right?
I mean, oh my God.
Time to drain the catheter.
Time to drink.
Fucking asshole.
Look, shut the fuck up about catheters.
Shut the fuck up about weak prostates.
And shut the fuck up about wheelchairs, man.
Hey, wait a minute.
Somebody just put hashtag Obama Prostate.
Hashtag garbage prostate.
Hashtag midget bladder.
Ghost war criminal.
You should have died to the glorious North Vietnamese army.
Shut the fuck.
Listen, shut up, dude.
All right.
Stop talking about Vietnam already.
You fucking idiots.
You're lucky I'm even here today on a Saturday Night Troll show, man.
I'd rather be at a bar right now, guzzling down some beers, watching young tits and ass walk around, serving me hot chicken wings, and watching the goddamn Dante Wilder fight.
But instead, no, I'm over here.
I'm talking to you, sons of bitches, for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm over here.
I'm doing a show.
You all should understand.
I'm a machine.
I'm a fucking machine, man.
I did almost six hours yesterday.
And look, we're almost at three hours now, baby.
We're almost at three hours now, for Christ's sake.
So everybody have a little bit of respect.
All right.
Have a little bit of fucking respect for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
I thought today was a good show.
I thought we had a good show.
I think the show's going pretty well.
And of course, you idiots, man.
You're like a bad case of herpes, dude.
I'm not even joking about it.
What is this, Charlie?
Oh, my God.
Charlie, Ghost has to use a catheter after losing his cock in the jungles near Saigon, and he deserves shut.
Shut up, dude.
All right.
Shut the hell up.
I still have my schlong for Christ's sake, and there's nothing wrong in that department, okay?
I don't have to be taking Viagra.
All right.
I know some of you sons of bitches are in your 20s.
You got to pop a Viagra just to get yourself a goddamn Woody.
I ain't got to do that, baby.
All right.
I ain't got to do that.
I'm naturally energized, baby.
I'm virile.
I don't need super male vitality.
I naturally get the big ass boner for Christ's sake.
All right.
So I don't have a problem in that department.
Anyway, look, I got to take a break here for just a second.
Giving Respect to Austin Dude00:15:40
All right, regardless of what the hell these trolls are saying, I've been on here for almost three goddamn hours.
All right.
Two hours and 56 minutes, to be exact.
I'm going to be right back.
All right.
I'm going to do a couple of things.
I got to take a break.
You assholes have been bombarding me with dumbass media shares.
You guys have been shit talking me the whole damn night.
I mean, is everybody looking at this chat?
Whether you're listening to me live or in the archive?
I mean, are you, look at these people in the chat room, dude.
The whole time, dude.
The whole goddamn time, these sons of bitches are flapping their fat Pop-Tart eating fingers on the keyboard talking garbage about me.
Shut the fuck up, war criminal bitch.
You fucking asshole, man.
I've got your bitch.
I've got your bitch.
Son of a bitch.
Look at them in the chat room, dude.
They're just non-stop shit talking.
Non-stop shit talking, man.
Christ!
I'm sitting here.
I'm doing a show for you all, man.
I'm doing a Saturday Night Troll show for you all, man.
Have some goddamn respect.
Give me my respect, assholes.
Give me my respect.
Give me my goddamn respect.
I deserve more respect, man.
All right.
I'm sitting here broadcasting, you son of a bitches, man.
Give me my goddamn respect that I deserve.
All right?
What the fuck people are saying?
No, you don't deserve it, ghost.
You don't deserve it.
In the field of local live home entertainment, I'm a.
Stolen Valor bladder.
Stolen Valor bladder.
All right, look, that's enough.
All right, look, I gotta take a break.
I gotta.
No!
I'm a fucking nose!
Give me my respect, you fucking assholes!
Give me my respect!
Son of a bitch!
Give me my fucking respect!
Give me my goddamn respect, you fuck!
Give me my fucking respect, you fucking.
God damn it!
Oh, my God!
Obama bladder!
Obama bladder!
Yeah, real fucking funny asshole.
All right, give me my respect and give it to me now!
Oh, look at this.
You son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
No respect for war crimes.
That fucking asshole.
You fucking asshole.
All right, look, I gotta take a break, man.
I gotta take a break before you fucking idiots drive me insane.
And when I come back, you son of a bitches better give me the respect I deserve or I'll end this fucking show early.
Do you understand me?
Do you understand me?
I'm gonna take a break when I come back.
You fucking better give me my goddamn respect or I am out of here.
I am out of here.
I am out.
So look, I don't have engineer here with me, so I gotta, I'm running the boards on my own.
So I'm gonna be right back.
All right.
I'm gonna be right back.
Wait, ending?
Ending!
Fucking asshole.
I've got your bitch.
In the field of local live hauls.
Oh, yeah, look at Black Hat over here, huh?
Oh, look at Blackhead!
Respect these nuts first, huh?
You fucking asshole.
You fucking trolls.
God, I wish you were in fucking friend of me right now, man.
I wish you were fucking in front of me, man.
I would fucking stomp a butthole in your ass, kick it dry, and then take a dirty yellow bubbly piss in it.
And all you can do is look back at me with a fucking yellow smile about it.
You just look back at me with a fucking yellow smile about it.
Son of a bitch.
You got this, sons of bitches, man.
I'm not fucking joking with you fucking people.
When I come back, when I come back, you fucking better give me the respect I goddamn well deserve, or I'm getting the fuck out of here.
And that's it for the troll show for this evening.
You understand?
I've got to take a break, or I'm going to go insane.
I'm going to start saying shit.
I don't mean.
I'm going to start saying crazy shit.
All right.
When I come back, by God, you sons of bitches.
When I come back, you better give me my fucking respect.
You better give me my respect.
Let's put the music on.
I'll be right back.
When I come back, respect me.
Respect me.
Respect me, damn it.
Put the music on for Christ's sake.
Respect me.
Oh, my God.
Yes, yes, yes.
You've got my bitch.
Oh, God.
Yes, yes.
Take that bubbly yellow piss.
I'll live back with a yellow smile and swallow as long as you return the favor.
Oh, God, yes, yes, yes.
No respect makes me so goddamn hot.
Oh God, yes, yes, yes.
You're damn right, baby.
I'm back.
All right, I've settled my ass down now.
I'm calmed down.
I have calmed down now, all right?
Jesus Christ, man.
You sons of bitches, you know.
What?
M to malware.
Look, we're not doing 12 buckers, dude.
We're not doing 12 buckers up in here, for Christ's sake.
You should know that by now.
I'm not doing 12 by M to malware for Ghost's PC.
I mean, why the fuck would you wish?
Why would y'all wish that shit on my fucking PC, man?
All right.
I fucking just bought a $5,000 setup.
All right.
I'm not doing 12 buckers.
I mean, do you understand?
We don't do that on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Y'all should know that by now, you sack of crap.
All right, we're not doing 12 buckers.
All right.
Give me my fucking.
I need more beer for Christ's sake, man.
These people ain't listening to me.
All right.
I need some more beer, man.
And look, I want my respect.
All right.
I want my respect and I want it now.
All right.
I want my goddamn respect and I want it now.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Look, what are you talking about?
Scam.
There's no, there's, it's nowhere is it written in the description that for 12 bucks, I'm going to do anything.
All right.
I mean, I'm not even joking around.
All right.
So don't sit here and talk garbage to me.
You idiots are trying to force me to do shit.
Shut up.
It ain't scam.
M to malware for Ghost's PC is a son of a bitch, and he should have known better.
And by the way, I don't appreciate that name either, you piece of trash.
Jesus Christ.
No 12 buckers.
And I mean it.
I'm not playing them.
All right.
I mean, I'll do that shit during the ghost show.
This is the Saturday Night Troll Show, you piece of trash.
Jesus Christ, dude.
You guys make me sick sometimes.
You know that?
You guys make me fucking sick.
All right, let's go rate a stream since it's the Saturday Night Troll Show for Christ's sake.
Let's go rate a stream.
Wait a minute.
Ice Poseidon is on.
Ice Poseidon is on.
What is this?
It's impossible, bro.
Put on the PC shot.
It's not possible.
It's not possible.
It's not possible, dude.
No, it's not.
It's fucked.
It's not strong now.
Man, not dragging.
Man, look at it.
Look at what happened.
Austin's drunk.
Where's this hipster broad?
Look at that.
Man, Austin used to be filled with nothing but beautiful people.
Look at the sweat coming up this fat.
This is some Discord shit.
And this guy's security.
This guy is security.
What the hair is he in?
I can probably tell.
Jacksmar?
What is, it's a bathroom suit.
What is it?
More music upstairs?
Oh, more fucking stairs, dude.
They're the stairs or the death of everyone.
I mean, Ice, what do you think?
What you got?
I'm alone, fuck it, dude.
What is this?
I'm fucking alone, dude.
I mean, dude, you're ruining this.
Oh, there's four children here.
He's 4,000 Andy, dude.
He's 4,000 Andy.
Where are the chicks?
Where are the chicks?
There's a fucking sausage fest out here on Saturday night.
Where are the chicks?
They got leather couches made of fucking deer and shit.
Jesus Christ.
This is where the hell are you, Ice?
Go to a different club that's not fucking cowboys.
Oh my god, come on, man.
You're in Texas, man.
Bro, this shit is full of cowboys.
Look at this guy sweating like a fucking sweat hog.
Why don't you create some content?
Ice, talk to the chicks or something.
This guy with a fedora.
What the fuck happened to Austin, Texas, man?
What the fuck happened to Austin, Texas?
Sorry, that's the best.
I guess he's with his chicks, so he can't talk to chicks.
What do you want?
You want anything?
He's with his chicks, so he can't talk to chicks.
This fake girlfriend that he has doesn't show him any public affection.
This fake girlfriend.
My boys are younger, so I'll get it hung over tomorrow, chat.
You know, this is a very good insight to look at what happened to Austin.
Good, hurry down.
Hell yeah, dude.
This is a real cowboy.
I mean, come on.
Yeah, there we go.
That's a gangsta shit, dude.
Jack Daddy.
Scumped Alex joking.
Who the hell donated?
Who the hell did that?
Who the fuck just did that?
Who the fuck just did that?
Who the fuck just did that shit?
Oh, you didn't even know.
Oh, you got dissed, dude.
You just got dissed, Ice.
You just got dissed.
Oh, man, look at Ice.
He's fucking sweating like a sweat hog, too.
Look at this guy.
He's swearing a fucking sweater off.
Jesus Christ.
Why are you wearing a fedora?
Oh, my God.
No, I'm not going to do that.
Sorry?
You want me to call a bar and get them kicked?
I can't.
Not to mention, most of the bars on 6th Street don't answer their phone anyway.
Alright, that's why it's pretty easy for him to go to these bars because none of them are going to answer the phone anyway.
On Saturday night on 6th Street, dude, it's packed in this.
I'm very disappointed with the type of I mean, this is a whole new crop of peace.
I remember when I was in Austin, Texas, I mean, even like three years ago, two years ago, I mean, there were beautiful people walking around in abundance.
It seems like everybody is stomping this.
Everybody is a disgusting heathen.
I mean, where are the chicks, dude?
Where are the chicks?
Who the fuck is doing this shit?
She follows me around my normal.
Who the fuck is doing this shit?
Stop fucking donating on Ice Pacific fucking stream and shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Okay, is it my turn?
Wait, he's kissing dudes?
Oh, gay.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Ice, why?
Why?
Why are you kissing dudes, man?
And if you're going to kiss a dude, why are you kissing that scrumpy, disgusting looking heathen?
Oh, I mean, give me a break.
I'm too shy.
Why don't you look for something that looks like James Charles or something there?
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Wait, can y'all kill me?
I'm kidding.
Oh, come on.
Oh, no.
Don't make your chick fake out with that disgusting, freaking short band.
Disgusting specimen.
Dude, is this content, dude?
Ice Kissing Drama on Stream00:13:51
What happened?
We're in Austin, dude.
Austin.
This is button.
That's fun.
This is, man, that's why I'm not going back to Austin, dude.
You see this?
This is why I'm not going back to Austin.
I mean, look at these hams.
This is a hambone sausage fest.
Because it's hot.
This is a ham-bone sausage fest, for Christ's sake.
No, I wouldn't want you to make out with a girl.
Only a girl.
Man, look at this girl.
Look at her pupils, dude.
She is on something.
Look at her.
That's why it doesn't happen.
I mean, do you drug this woman ice?
All right, dude.
Do you drug them?
This is not Austin, dude.
This is horrible, man.
Oh, my God.
Shut the fuck up.
She has a job.
Shut up.
She's scared of her ribbons.
Who's fucking dope?
Scoot TM?
Fuck you, whoever the hell you are, man.
All right?
Damn, damn, she's just, okay.
Hey, wow.
Stop doing that.
You were making out with her.
Oh, my God.
Okay, why?
She pretends.
I mean, dude, this is not content, Ice.
Do something.
You should have left the chicken home.
You should have left her girlfriend at home, Ice.
Fuck.
right I'm going to watch that clip later.
Wait, wait, hold up.
Hey, fuck you, Kansas abuser.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck all of you donating to Ice, dude.
Fuck all of you that are donating ICE talking shit to me.
Fuck you, man.
Are you serious on the clip?
I'm tired, dude.
What is this?
Oh, Jesus, look at that fat Mexican over here.
Hey, dude, what is this, dude?
Hey, how you doing with fat Mexican?
I need some fucking chicks, dude.
Here's my boyfriend.
Dude, I am disappointed with Austin.
I am completely disappointed with Austin.
I mean, I have never seen this many fat fucks in an Austin bar.
And I've been in Austin for fucking decades, dude.
Oh, my God.
I got tired of it.
Damn, that's dope.
What's your YouTube channel?
Who is this guy?
What kind of a haircut does this dude have?
Hey, I used to have a YouTube channel.
HD don't want it.
Well, what happened was, I used to make cakes in the YouTube channel and they were asked.
Hey, no, shut up.
I'm not calling the bar.
I'm not doing shit.
That's a fucking lie.
That's a fucking lie, for Christ's sake.
Uh-huh.
Shecklegoblin is streaming himself watching another Shuckle Goblin.
Are you fucking shitting me, man?
Stop fucking doing that.
I'm not joking.
Stop fucking doing this shit.
Stop donating.
Man, this crowd of fat fucks.
They probably smell like bean and cheese.
I can smell the bean and cheese for them.
I can smell it, dude.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
You're hot.
Hey, why don't you kiss your chick, Ice?
All right, kiss your chick with her.
It's a false relationship.
It's a fake relationship.
Kiss your chick.
Come on.
Kiss her.
Oh, deny.
Deny.
Oh, come on.
No, not on the camera.
Not on the camera.
Oh, my God.
No, that's not.
What is this?
I'm really jealous that Mrs. Ghost put me in the doghouse.
Ice, will you let me can you fuck off?
Can you all stop donating to Ice for Christ's sake?
Fuck you, Jackler!
Let's go out here!
Fuck you, man!
Oh my god, this is horrible.
I'm definitely never going back to Austin, dude.
I mean, that is a crop of fat fucks.
I mean, what a crop of fat jelly asses.
Oh, my God.
And listen, hey, shut up, hands abuser, alright?
Shut up.
Oh, God.
He's just called somebody that we can go.
Dude, I'm so hot.
Oh, my God.
I'm sweating my balls off, dude.
I mean, what a joke, dude.
All right?
What a ghost from the ghost show committed war crimes again.
Shut the fuck up.
Stop doing this shit.
Stop doing this shit.
I don't miss the humidity.
I missed the heat.
I like 100-degree weather.
I don't like 100-degree crime.
And look at it.
He's complaining that it's hot out here in Texas.
You didn't know about that in Texas?
Do I have to shower when I get home?
You didn't know that, you know, it's a fucking humidity hole out here.
You didn't know that ice?
Man, look at the nose on that.
Look at the nose on this guy.
Look at the nose.
Only the nose knows, alright?
Why the fuck do I have a shower up there?
Why the fuck do I have a shower?
These guys are complaining about showering every day, alright?
Get the fuck out of the bar.
Ghost has Austin friends and they're on their way to beat the you!
It's a energy!
Fuck you, Incel Energy!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
You bastards, man!
I can't believe you're doing this shit!
I'm not trying to start shit with Ice Poseidon, man!
You people are trying to start fucking drama.
You people are starting to cause fucking drama, and I don't appreciate it one goddamn bit.
All right?
I don't appreciate it one goddamn bit.
Boat!
Everybody's donating.
Why is everybody donating to ice, dude?
Jesus Christ.
Somebody donated as me.
Please, Ice, I'm really lonely.
I need a warm man-meaning me.
The engineer isn't doing it for me anymore.
Dude, you guys are being pieces of shit, man.
You guys are being pieces of crap out here.
You know what?
Walk 6th Street, Ice.
Walk fucking 6th Street.
We gotta wait for Stevie, though.
You gotta wait for who?
Fuck Stevie, man.
Go out there and fucking talk to some people.
Make some content, you piece of trash.
How many dogs have you got?
Oh, my God.
Why don't you talk to somebody?
Like, why did you bring your chick out to 6th Street, Ice?
You know?
I'm not drunk.
I said, I'm not even drunk.
And here we are.
Oh, man.
Look at these fat asses, dude.
This used to be the thinnest city in Texas.
Where did all these fat fucks come from?
Look at this fat fuck.
That's fucking wild.
Oh, my God.
Look at the beard on this side by that shit.
Alright?
Adrian, that's a fan.
I actually don't know what's going on.
At least he's a fan.
At least he's a fan of Ice Poseidon.
You're good.
What are you doing down here?
You live down here?
Cool stream, bro.
Have a dollar and I can find someone else I'd rather get.
It's pretty cool.
I like it, dude.
You guys are pissing me off.
You guys run, dude.
Ghost put it out.
I didn't do you guys You guys are starting to piss me off.
You mind if you take it.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Ghost of the ghost show killed dozens of innocent children in Vietnam.
He name-called them.
Fight him.
Is that a black with a cowboy hat?
This is my boy's basketball.
His name is James Mallory.
Oh, it's his bachelor party.
Cowboy.
Please, me and Ice.
Oh, my God.
Hey, can you all stop donating for Christ's sake, man?
Oh, my God.
Stop donating.
Man, if somebody came up to me like that, if somebody came up to me and said, hey, ghost, can I have a picture?
I'll be like, fucking $10, alright?
$10 and I'll take a picture with you, alright?
For the pesos, I'm an a-hole.
That's what I would say.
Give me my goddamn drink.
Is that bad?
I can't believe you assholes are doing.
You're just looking in her eye.
I can't believe you assholes are doing this.
You know, making me look like a fool on Ice Poseidon Stream, for Christ's sake.
Give her a kiss.
She looks like she wants to move away, dude.
Ice, that's not how a chick is supposed to be.
She's supposed to be the bank right now.
She's supposed to be all over you, especially on 6th Street, dude.
I use all my cap.
Hey, assholes that are donating, you guys are a bunch of, gee, you're a bunch of dicks, dude.
On the field of Wilcox.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
Ghost Poseidon.
Ghost Poseidon.
Jesus Christ.
Is that Netbeard Ghost Pop?
Shut the fuck up, dude.
Alright, shut up.
Christ, man.
Wait a minute.
Is that ICE's security, really, dude?
There was so much noise.
Alright, can you show some of the people out there, Ice, for Christ's sake, man?
Alright?
Show some of the people out there.
Man, look at this.
See, there's a lot.
You see what I'm saying?
Look, there's a lot of minorities out there, man.
See all those blacks out there?
I mean, not to say that's a bad thing, because it's not.
But, you know, we didn't see it as prevalent out here about before Obama.
When Obama came along, all of a sudden, everybody and their brother, everybody and their brother, hold on.
What is this?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my freaking God, dude.
It's his birthday today.
Hey, shut the fuck up, dude.
But stop donating to goddamn Ice Poseidon, man.
Wait, what do you do?
What do you do?
Man, you guys are pieces of shit, dude.
I'm not even joking.
You people are pieces of crap.
So you dress like that with the girls.
Oh, my God.
Jackler, the shekel goblin, is coming down the street for your ice.
He's hiding behind a tree.
You just walked by.
You're a fucking asshole.
Alright, you guys are a bunch of dicks.
Alright, you guys are a bunch of dickheads, man.
And believe it or not, this kind of stuff is common down here in Austin, like, like, old, uh, oh, geez, no.
Oh, my God.
That's awesome, man.
Hell yeah, dude.
Hey, hey, Ice, you gotta give him a dollar, dude.
That's why they're out there, you oblivious, dumb fucking autist.
Alright?
He was expecting a dollar.
That's why he's out there dressed like that, you moron.
Oh, fuck you.
Holy shit.
It's that Mrs. Ghost.
Fuck you, man.
God damn you, assholes, for donating.
But goddamn you sons of bitches.
It's that Mrs. Fucking Ghost.
I got it.
Fucking assholes.
No, it's a woman with a dick.
Dear my goddamn drink.
Hey, look, I want to be honest with you.
6th Street looks pretty dead right now.
It looks pretty goddamn dead.
Alright, a whole crew.
It could be because it's the end of the school year at UT.
Jesus Christ.
There's a lot of minorities out there.
Look at all these thugs.
We didn't have this back before Obama.
Look at all these thugs out there.
50,000 viewers.
4,000 Andy more likely.
That works.
Oh, they're getting on their Ubers.
That's why.
I have a different approach.
All right.
I've had enough of this.
I think I've had about enough of this for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, seriously.
I mean, I'm glad I'm watching this because, I mean, Sixth Street looks like it sucks a cop with it now.
But by God, you know, by God.
Let me see this.
Sorry.
All right.
I've had about enough of this.
All right.
I've had about enough.
Unscuffed Mexican Andy.
No, not unscuffed Mexican.
Mexican Andy?
I've never done it.
I've had enough.
All right.
Turn it off for Christ's sake.
I'm done, man.
Turn this shit off.
Oh, my God.
What a subterranean shithole goddamn Austin turned out to be for Christ's sake, man.
I'm fucking scared.
And look, I don't appreciate you assholes sitting here talking garbage that I'm looking for ice, you know, and that this and that, that I'm hiding behind trees and that I'm doing this and doing that.
I don't appreciate you sons of bitches doing that one goddamn bit for Christ's sake, all right?
I don't have a beef with Ice Poseidon, you son of a bitch.
You people are trying to start a beef, and I don't really appreciate it one fucking bit.
All right?
I don't appreciate it one fucking bit, man.
All right?
You people are trying to cause trouble and I don't appreciate it.
And I think that you people, you know, you need to give me some goddamn respect is what you need to damn do, all right?
You need to give me some goddamn respect.
Jesus Christ.
EBZ Lying About Trouble00:14:22
And you know what?
Just for all of you sons of bitches, all of you sons of bitches that were trying to make me look like an idiot to Ice Poseidon, you're gonna, I'm gonna make you watch this, all right?
Here, you watch this.
You all watch Rosie O'Kelly today.
All right, there, you watch Rosie O'Kelly.
How you like that?
Hold on, hold on, what is this?
What?
What?
Oh, my God.
Express your true love for his men.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm making you all watch this.
Watch this.
You watch it.
All right.
There's Rosie O'Kelly right there.
Look at her.
It's out there in the pool.
How you like that, huh?
How do you like a little bit of that?
Rosie O'Kelly in the pool there.
How do you like a little bit of that?
How do you like a little bit of that?
How you like that?
Huh?
You like that?
All right.
All right.
Anyway, you go, girl.
All right, you go, Rosie O'Kelly.
You go, girl.
All right.
All right.
Let's move on for Christ's sake.
Let me see.
Can we find another stream going on?
Is anybody else streaming?
Hey, wait a minute.
Is EBZ on?
Hey, EBZ is on.
What up, EBZ?
How you doing, man?
How you doing, EBZ?
Hopefully, everything's going good for you, man.
And listen, I'm glad EBZ is streaming, and I'm glad he moved beyond the Boogergate situation.
I really do appreciate it.
I like EBZ, man.
Cheers to EBZ.
Hey, let me tell you, EBZ, if you want somebody to manage you so you can know how to produce content, holler at me, man.
Holler at me.
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
Is he looking for beats?
Is he looking for bits?
Shut up.
I mean, stop talking garbage, dude.
I'm not saying none of that stuff.
EBZ's my boy.
All right.
All right, EBZ is my boy.
Fire, fire, love you, EBZ.
Thanks for the unbanned.
You like it?
Oh, I think he unbanned somebody, for Christ's sake.
Cheers to EBZ for Christ.
I'm not saying anything racist.
You guys are fucking liars.
You guys are a bunch of fucking liars, dude.
You see, now y'all are trying to get me in trouble with other streamers.
I like EBZ, man.
I'm glad he moved beyond the Boogergate situation, man.
Hey, what is that?
Is that nick mode?
No, that ain't a big move.
Shout out to the Purple Army, man.
Fuck the Purple Army.
Take a look at Ice Poseidon.
He's out there on 6th Street getting cocked by his own chick, EBZ.
Don't do it, dude.
Get a couple spins, get a couple chickens won't put it together.
Oh, look, look, look at EBZ.
He's flowing here, baby.
He's flowing.
Hey, I could probably battle EBZ.
I can battle EBZ, baby.
I can battle him.
I know how to rap, baby.
I know how to fucking rap.
I know how to bust the flow, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
And cheers to EBZ, man.
He's my boy.
EBZ, you're my boy, man.
Krog boy.
Crawling out of a gutter, baby.
Crawling out of the gutter, baby.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
Wait a minute.
I can't see you.
I can't see you.
EBZ smile.
There you guys.
I can see it now.
You know what I'm saying?
Smile for me, EBZ, so I can see you.
There you go.
Put the light back on.
There you go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Motherfucking shaking the ass.
Shaking the ass.
Liggin to titty.
Everybody knows I'm in the bitty.
Almost over here dabbing hands.
I'm telling them out there and I'm mad.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on now.
Drop it.
Drop it.
Drop it like a black girl.
Drop it like a black girl.
Drop it like a drop.
You son of a bitch.
I'm not calling.
You're lying, EBZ.
They're fucking lying.
These fucking guys are communists for Trump.
Communists for fucking Trump.
They're lying.
They're lying, dude.
I like EBZ.
Tell them to have a good life.
I'm not.
Dude, don't, don't, don't.
Don't listen to him, EBZ, man.
Don't listen to him, EBZ.
All right.
A guy named.
Hey, by the way, somebody just sent a message.
Let's read the message.
Incoming.
Message incoming.
Slow down, guys.
Slow down.
What is this crap?
incoming message look at this You're listening to Ray now?
And shut up in the chat room, dude.
I am not.
I'm not talking garbage to EBZ.
Here, I'm going to have to type them.
And they're fucking, they're all lying, EBZ.
They're all lying.
They're all fucking lying, EBZ.
All right, they're fucking lying.
Don't listen to them, dude.
These people are a bunch of sick trolls, dude.
They're all lying, man.
They're all fucking lying.
I'm trying to give EBZ some props, dude.
Oh, man.
Come on, dude.
Man, this guy.
Don't fucking listen to them.
They're fucking lying.
They're fucking lying, man.
These guys, you're a fucking jerk, dude.
I'm here.
What are the thoughts in African Americans?
No, dude, don't do that, man.
He's gonna want to fucking slap me around and shit, man.
I want to be cool with EBZ, man.
I want to introduce him to my boys.
What?
Because if it wants it, I'm telling you this right now.
God would have only thrown about two or three of them down here.
We would have all had a few laughs and not have been.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
Why are you telling them that shit?
He called me a boy and says he can only see her teeth in the dark.
I mean, what a bunch of fucking bastards.
That's cool.
These things happen.
What a fucking asshole.
Thank you very much for telling me.
Poly the polar bear.
I appreciate you snitching on that motherfucker.
I mean, I'm not fucking.
Come on, dude.
Come on, man.
I just got this great message from Scuff Alex.
Runny BZ.
Ghost is a war criminal.
I mean, come on, dude.
So if you look, thank you very much, Ghost Politics.
He said, man, people like, you should go back to Cotton Chill.
You fucking assholes.
You fucking assholes.
Damn.
I didn't say that.
I didn't fucking say that shit.
So when you make, when you make, when you make the free.
He's not a nice guy.
I didn't say that.
I'm not saying these things, man.
I'm not saying these things.
Description.
The message will come up like that.
I gotta tell him, man.
You people are making me look bad.
No, no.
I'm not saying these things, man.
These people are fucking lying, man.
They're lying their asses off.
All right?
Give me a description for those, you know.
They're lying.
Free.
You're fucking lying, EBZ.
We got a quiet message for you.
Isolated message.
Don't listen to these people.
I got you.
I got you.
Don't listen to him, EBZ.
I want you to come kick it with me, baby.
All right.
I'll introduce you to my homies, Tyrone, Archie Lee, and Kuda Bang.
I am grateful to Band Races Ghosts, Ghost Politics, EBZ's brother, Polly the polar bear, stuffed Alex Jones.
I mean, come on, dude.
Brooklyn.
I want.
Jesus Christ.
EBZ's brother.
Man, y'all are going to cause some friction between me and EBZ, and I don't really.
I don't want to go there, man.
Look at him.
He's already getting pissed.
Look at his eyes.
J3040.
He's getting pissed off, dude.
He's getting pissed off.
Clorox bleach many times.
Oh, Jesus.
You know what, man?
Give me a fucking beer, man.
Booger Booger.
Give me a goddamn beer.
I need some more beer, man.
For Christ's sake.
And it was a cause.
Don't listen to him, EBZ, man.
You're my boy, man.
Don't listen to these people.
These people are just a bunch of haters, dude.
You know how it is.
You know what it is, EBZ.
They're a bunch of fucking haters, man.
Gratitude runs deep.
You guys are a bunch of haters.
Gratitude runs deep.
Jesus Christ.
For that reason, I don't spend my money using it.
Continuing the train.
Yeah, ABC, man.
Don't listen to these people, man.
Don't listen to these people, EBZ.
All right?
I'm a nice guy, dude.
I'M A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP How you gonna play me like Jogbobo? Jogbobo?
How you gonna play me like Jogbobo?
What the hell?
Dude, EBZ can fight, dude.
I've seen him slap people around.
Don't get me in trouble with this guy.
All right, don't get me in trouble with EBZ, dude.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Baba shootanga, Baba Tudanga, Baba Trudang got my Yeah.
Oh, oh, yeah.
Blood clot.
Yeah.
No, no.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
Oh, man.
I mean, dude, why are y'all doing this to me, man?
Something, N-word.
Go back to the cotton fields.
You don't deserve rights.
Get whipped by my 15 and a half incher.
Jesus Christ.
Ghost is raising.
Come on come on ghost is racist I'm not racist.
He shared some kind of meat here.
I'm not a goddamn racist.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I'M A NICE GUY!
Oh, that's...
What is this?
In the field of local live home entertainment...
Oh, my God.
I'm banning USJW.
Do you need a safe space?
I can't believe you're doing this.
What the fuck?
Why are y'all doing this shit?
Hey, look, look at that.
Fucking EBZ's jamming to this.
I like it.
EBZ's jamming to this.
I like it.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
Why are you fucking guys doing this, man?
All right.
I want to say thank you very much to Checko Dollars.
I was trying to make this shit.
EBZ, what's the word?
Man.
Man, you're going to get me in trouble with EBZ, dude.
I mean, EBZ is not a joke, man.
He'll slap you around, man.
He's not afraid to fight, dude.
I've seen him fight many a times.
I'm not even joking.
I've seen him fight him many a times, dude.
Oh, my God.
And what's up with this fucking reggae song that you're requesting?
Are you getting into reggae?
Are you doing reggae music, EBZ?
I mean, come on, dude.
I mean, you know, come on.
What is this?
It's all nickels.
There is always a limit that was all shitty at J-A-T-L-A-N.
What the hell is that for Christmas?
Man, can y'all stop this crap?
If you're going to donate to EBZ, why don't you tell him, man, that, you know, I'm trying to be cool with him, baby.
All right?
All right.
The community will hate you if you don't.
I'm just trying to be cool with EBZ.
I'm trying to promote EBZ.
I'm trying to promote live streamers up in here.
Do you know I lose money if I donate to myself?
You know what I'm saying?
Man, it's great gratitude, man.
The word is gratitude.
Jesus Christ if I donate to myself.
So I wouldn't do that.
I'll just keep them.
But gratitude, man.
Gratitude.
Guess who?
Man, you people are donating.
Y'all are going to get me in fucking trouble with this dude, man.
I'm not even joking.
Luckily, he's in a good mood.
Luckily, EBZ is in a good mood for Christ's sake.
He must have had a 40-ounce tonight in a blood or something.
He's in a good damn mood.
I'm glad.
Because the last thing I want is EBZ coming at me, dude.
You got a damn thing.
He's in a good mood.
Thank God.
Thank God he's in a good mood.
All right.
Same speaker.
Really great speaker.
I'm talking about one of my proudest purchases.
No, no, don't, don't, dude.
Don't do this shit, man.
Don't do this, dude.
Please.
I don't want this dude to kick my ass, dude.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
He's not going to.
You know, just fucking swinging.
That's a double song.
Watermelon Wiggle Circus Song00:15:05
That's a circus song dance.
I'm trying to, you know, I want this guy to be my boy.
You know what I'm saying?
Gordon.
You fucking asshole.
You fucking assholes.
You goddamn fucking splice it.
Son of a bitch.
Dude, Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I never said that, man.
I never said that shit, man.
That was a splice.
Don't trust this.
I'm a circus song.
God, I'm not racist, dude.
Every time that song comes up, that's what I'm a dude.
I'm not racist, dude.
All right.
You gotta do the circus song dance when it comes up.
not racist.
I never fucking said that.
I can't believe you sons of bitches did this.
All right?
I never said any of that shit.
I never said that shit, man.
Ghost is so homophobic.
Such a bad guy.
What an ass.
You guys are making.
Man, don't listen to him, EBZ.
Shout out to Ghost.
Thank you.
Hopefully, it all works out.
Hopefully, it all works out for him.
It's not working out, EBZ.
It's not working out, dude.
Especially you, hamster ride, you faggot.
Faggot, faggot, faggot.
Oh, my God.
He's dancing to my remixes.
Faggot.
Oh, my God.
No.
EBZ dancing to these remixes.
I mean, good God.
I love that song.
The capitalist army sends its regards, baby.
The capitalist army.
I'm talking about the capitalist army.
You're damn right.
He's saluting the capitalist army.
That's my boy EBZ right there.
That's my boy.
What kind of face is that, dude?
That's my boy, right there.
Capitalist Army, baby.
Capitalist Army for life.
Alright?
I can't believe you people are doing this.
Ghost and Greece.
I can't believe you fucking people are doing that.
I cannot believe you assholes are doing this.
I cannot believe this.
Salute to Brooklyn Niger.
Salute to Zeek.
The underscore engineer.
The engine.
He's giving the engineer some.
For who.
Ghost politics.
I am a blessed individual tonight.
Yeah, well, you know, I'm visiting your stream, EBZ.
I'm visiting your stream for Christ's sake.
I'm employed by Ghost.
He wants you to hear.
Hear what?
I'm here.
Hear what?
What the fuck are you doing now?
What the fuck are you doing now?
I salute you, music.
Oh, you fucking asshole.
I was waiting for one of you to do this shit, man.
This is horrible, dude.
This is fucking horrible, man.
God oh my god oh my god oh my god Look at EBZ over here, dude.
Look at EBC!
Oh my god!
That's fucking hilarious, dude.
Oh, baby!
No, they skipped the best part.
Oh, my God.
He was fucking dancing.
He was dancing a boss N-word, dude.
Oh, my God.
Oh, man.
That's me magic right there, dude.
I'm sorry.
That is fucking me man He's like Oh my god That That was fucking funny.
I'm sorry.
That was fucking funny, dude.
That was fucking funny.
Oh, my God, man.
Oh, geez.
Anyway, cheers to EBZ, man.
EBZ, you know, he's loving it.
He's loving it for Christ's sake.
Wait, wait a minute.
Ghost Newin.
Ghost said EBZ is only in a good mood when he has a 40 in the blood.
He said he wants to DoorDash use some chicken and watermelon.
Oh, you fucking assholes.
Do I need to send him my address?
But what a bunch of assholes.
Send the chicken and watermelon to this address.
No!
Fuck everything else.
No!
Make sure you send the chicken and watermelon.
Look at this 1118.
Postmix is not even available at this time.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Can I get it in the morning?
I think he's trolling me.
Tell whatever the fuck his name is.
Ghost Politics.
Tell Ghost I want my 40.
I want my chicken and my watermelon.
Good to see you, man.
Good to see you again.
No, I can't.
I want my chicken to warm up.
Man, what a Saturday night troll show, dude.
I'm not even joking, though.
Oh, my God.
I'm not even joking.
I'm not joking, though.
He wants watermelon and fire shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Man, I'm sorry, dude.
This is fucking hilarious, dude.
I mean, he must be walking on air or something, man.
I don't know what fucking.
I don't know what weed he's on or what, man.
This guy's just like rolling with it, dude.
He's just rolling.
He's just rolling with it.
You know what I mean?
Oh, you know what?
What is this?
Dateline tonight.
Oh, yeah.
I'll call the date line here.
Give me a few minutes.
I'll call the date line.
I'll go ahead and do it.
This is just hilarious, man.
This is fucking hilarious, man.
Oh, my God.
He wants a chicken and watermelon.
Oh, my God.
Crab in the chat to zap Ghost's PC.
Crab in the chat.
I got a $5,000 PC, dude.
Don't do that shit.
Don't even mean magic that shit into reality, dude.
Ghost PC.
That's not even funny.
Crab and chat.
Alright.
I better not see any crabs.
What does T.C. mean?
He's dancing to this!
This is horrible, dude.
I mean, come on, dude.
I'm going to tell you guys something.
I'm going to tell you guys something.
Guess what?
Tonight.
Tonight, if we hit the donation goal tonight, what are you going to do?
What do you do?
I mean, he's freaking out on the engineer.
Look at him.
He's freaking out on the engineer.
He's freaking out on the engineer, dude.
What do you guys think, right?
What are you going to do, EBZ?
What's the goal?
I made donations.
Look at this.
Damn, I'm going to be dancing all night.
What's the goal, man?
Jesus.
What's the goal?
Ghost in cameo.
Ghost in case.
What's popping, man?
Scoot TM.
What's popping with you?
Okay, it's coming up.
School shooter ghost.
Another stream.
School shooter ghost.
Okay, I'm listening.
Listen to the true offices who're going to do something stupid.
Join me.
Look, I told you.
You know what?
Hold on, EBZ.
I want to smoke with EBZ.
I'm going to break out the devil's lettuce.
I'm breaking out the wacky tobacco for Christ's sake.
Another stream better than ghosts?
Take my shekels.
You fucking assholes.
You guys, you inspire me so much.
You guys are a bunch of dicks.
You guys are a bunch of- Hold on, I'm going to smoke with EBZ.
I'm going to smoke with EBZ right now.
Alright?
I'm going to smoke with EBZ.
Don't smoke without me, EBZ.
Hold on, I'm loading the bowl now.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Neil Tyson.
Neil deGrassi Tyson.
Ghost hates black men with a brain.
Anytime he sees an educated black man doing his thing he has to hate.
Get the fuck out of here.
Neil D. Grossy, huh?
Neil DeGrossi.
Ghost hates black men with a brain.
Anytime he sees an education.
Don't listen to him, EBZ.
They're fucking lying, dude.
You and I should head to Texas and split his wig.
You son of a because we should go to Texas to split his wig.
Why, by the way?
To split his wig.
By the way, you're running a trail of this bitch.
I go first.
I go first.
First dips.
Alright, what is this?
Hold on.
What is this?
Look, he's dancing to fuck you, Texas.
He's dancing to fuck you, Texas, dude.
I'm telling you, blacks are such musical people, aren't they?
Lynn, I shouldn't have said that.
I'm sorry.
That was a little, that was a little.
I shouldn't have done that.
Hold on, what happened?
Where are you going, EBZ?
What happened, EBZ?
What happened there?
Don't be long for a minute.
Let's bring out the wig.
Let's bring out the wig.
Oh, no.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, Christ, no.
Oh, my God.
He's going to put on the blonde.
I think he's got a Trump wig on.
He's going to put the blonde Trump wig on.
Oh, Christ.
Give me my freaking drink He's going to put a blonde Trump wig on or something for Christ's sake.
The truth about man, can you all shut the fuck up, dude?
Thank you so much.
Coming up, coming up.
We're coming.
Shut the fuck up, truth about ghost.
I mean, what's the truth?
I mean, the truth is, I mean, I'm a melting pot of friendship.
That's the fucking truth, man.
All right?
That's the freakin' truth!
What?
Bullies Join me Alright, I'm going to smoke with EBZ.
I'm smoking with EBZ right now, dude.
This is wiggle beezy.
This is wiggle beeze.
Take a hit.
Tell him to take a hit, dude.
I want to smoke with EBZ right now, man.
Hey, bro.
Hey, bro.
I fuck around with these ninjas over here, bro.
I'm down with these ninjas over here, bro.
What the hell?
These ninjas don't know nothing about me, bro.
They don't know me.
Australia, you cunning.
What up, Distillan?
Check us out, dude.
Hey, dude.
Check it out, dude.
Hey, wait a minute.
You need a couple of my ninjas?
Wait a minute.
EBZ, I'm feeling a little uncomfortable with this imitation that you're doing, EBZ.
I'm feeling a little bit of, you know, I'm feeling a little uncomfortable here.
Come on, let's smoke, dude.
Let's smoke.
Put the weed in the bomb and take a hit from the ball.
Especially when you keep doing it, you know?
Why you gonna do me like Joe Bible, Joe Bible?
That's enough, dude.
All right.
You know what?
You guys are going to get me in trouble, dude.
All right, that's enough.
I'm going to get off of here for Christ's sake.
Although, EBZ's probably, it looks like he's on some very serious weed, dude.
I mean, nothing's hitting this dude down, for Christ's sake.
He's like walking on air, for Christ's sake.
He's like walking on air.
I'm going to get that.
Hit it!
Hit it up, dude.
Hit up the ball.
Take hits from the ball.
Hits from the ball.
This is wiggle beezy.
Come on, man.
Take a hit from the bong, dude.
Wiggle beezy doesn't seem to be a good thing.
Take a hit.
Take a hit, man.
There it is.
Take a hit, man.
Come on.
Let's do this.
Come on.
I have to finish the entire thing in one setting, like...
Oh, man.
He's going to fucking hit it up.
He's going to place a fat bull in the bong.
It's crazy.
You're going to pack the whole damn thing for Christ's sake?
Cuddy Taking a Bong Hit00:09:16
Alright, come on.
You chew gum while you're smoking?
Hold on, hold on.
Let me do this.
You got it?
Alright, I'm going to smoke with EBZ.
Here we go.
I'm smoking with EBZ.
You gotta hold it in.
Just hold it and let it hit the brain, dude.
Oh, shit!
I got a deal for y'all.
I need a tissue now, man.
We need the goals tonight.
We unban all the roasters.
I need a tissue, dude.
We hit the goal.
Oh, shit.
We unbanned all the roaches.
What do you think?
I'm beginning to realize that, you know.
Oh, geez.
Hopefully they have learned their lesson.
All right.
All right.
I smoked with EBZ.
All right.
Now, I'm going to get off this stream.
Sheers, EBZ.
Don't listen to the haters, dude.
I'm down with EBZ.
All right.
Krogue life.
I love the song Nig Mode.
Cheers, ABZ.
Cheers, baby.
All right.
I'm getting out of here.
Let's go ahead and go somewhere else.
All right.
Anyway, that was, you know, that was a little fun to say the least.
All right.
Good God.
I mean, folks, I ought to be honest with you.
I mean, what raids we're doing up in here?
What raids we're doing?
Hold on, let me see if anybody else is on.
Let's just see if, let me see if another couple of streamers that I like are on.
Let me see if this guy's on.
Are you on?
No, he's not on.
How about Casey?
Is Casey on?
I like Casey, man.
He's a millionaire streamer.
Well, are you live?
What is this?
Are you live?
No, he was live.
He's not live anymore.
All right.
All right.
Well, that sucks.
All right.
That's about all the streamers that I would give any kind of flack to.
Let me see if there's anything else.
Hold on.
Let me see if there's anything else going on here.
No, man.
There ain't shit, dude.
You know, there ain't nobody.
And that's what's sad about it, man.
A lot of these live streamers that used to live stream for YouTube went to Twitch for some reason.
And I don't get it, dude.
Twitch is fruity as hell, for Christ's sake.
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on.
No, I don't.
I'm not viewing this.
I'm not giving these guys any airtime for Christ's sake.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
I know he's doing a Trump impression.
All right.
Anyway, Jesus Christ, man.
I didn't realize that we were going to take this long here to, you know, do some raids.
But that was, you know, that was interesting to say the least, folks.
All right.
And I really don't appreciate you idiots that were donating to these other streamers and then trying to, you know, trying to make me look like a piece of trash, you know, trying to start some trouble between me and other streamers out here for Christ's sake.
All right.
I don't appreciate that one bad one damn bit.
All right.
One damn bit.
All right.
What I'm going to do here is I'm going to chug some beers.
I'm going to smoke some reefer.
I may have to take another break here because I got to set up, if we're going to do a date line, I've got to set up the date line and I got to, you know, I got to do all this stuff.
So, you know, I'm going to have to go on a break for that sort of thing.
But I will call a date line.
And the date line I'm calling tonight is supposedly meant for intimate talk.
All right.
It's supposed to be meant for, quote, intimate talk for Christ's sake.
All right.
And all you people in there that are saying, well, we're just telling the truth, ghost.
You're not telling the truth about nothing.
I'm not a racist.
You people are splicing me to sound like a racist.
All right.
I'm a melting pot of friendship and everybody out there knows it.
All right.
Everybody out there knows it.
So give me my goddamn drink.
Oh man.
Oh man, that's what I'm talking about, man.
You know what I need?
I need a shot too.
I need a shot.
Give me a fucking shot.
Give me a fucking shot here.
All right.
Let me go ahead and do this.
Shut up.
You aren't telling the truth about me.
You're trying to start trouble between me and other live streamers.
And I don't appreciate it, you fucking anal object aficionados.
I don't appreciate it.
You mud-butt-loving pieces of crap.
Give me a shot here.
Cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
And once again, whoever donated to EBC said the capitalist army sends its regards, cheers to you, baby, because it's capitalist army for life.
All right.
We've been laying low because of all the political and digital damage that we did in the summer of 2016.
We've been laying low, but we're back, baby.
All right.
And by the way, the best part about the EBZ stream raid was when he started dancing to boss N-word.
That was fucking hilarious.
Him dancing to dance.
He didn't get to hear the, he called him boss, boss.
You know, you didn't get to hear it.
He didn't get to hear it.
So anyway, let me go ahead and take a chug of this goddamn.
I mean, it's a scotch.
I'm not telling you what kind of scotch.
It's kind of a low-grade scotch, for Christ's sake.
I got to re-up, dude.
I chugged the Johnny Walker gold label.
I chugged the Johnny Walker blue label.
And now I got me some cuddy.
I hate to admit that I got cuddy, but hey, the mobsters used to drink cuddy.
You know what I'm saying?
So anyway, cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Wait, what more?
One more.
There's nothing like taking a nice stiff fucking shot to loosen everything up, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, my God.
Anyway, I do want to say cheers to Australia.
Australia literally shocked the world because we all thought that Australia was going to bow down to some of this liberal-minded garbage that they've been embracing here for the past, I would say, five to ten years.
A shocker, baby.
A shocker.
They've gotten tired of it, and it's about time.
We got a nationalist fervor going on in Australia.
So I want to say cheers to Australia, man.
All right.
Cheers to Australia for going out and taking part of the nationalist uprising that's happening all over the world, baby.
I have to say that.
All right.
I got to say that.
And before I move on, you know what fucking time it is.
It's a Saturday night troll show.
And guess what?
It's time for more beer.
What the message is.
Woo!
Oh, my God.
CX in the chat.
What are you talking about, CX in the chat, dude?
What are you talking about?
CX is dead, dude.
I'm not even joking.
Somebody holler at EBZ.
Tell him I want to manage him.
All right.
I'll be his scuff Steve Jobs.
And believe me, we'll get some goddamn content going on, baby.
All right.
You know what I mean?
Well, we're going to get some content going on together.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Now you're making me belch.
You see that?
The first belch of the evening, for Christ's sake.
And I've been freaking drinking like a fish out here.
All right.
Let's go ahead and let's do some drinking.
All right.
Let's do some drinking.
Let's do some smoking.
It's Saturday night, baby.
It's Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Troll show.
And I'm loving it, baby.
I'm loving it for Christ's sake.
I'm loving this, baby.
I'm loving this.
And listen, even though Ice Poseidon called me, you know, scuffed Steve Jobs or scuffed, excuse me, scuffed Alex Jones.
I'm not scuffed Steve Jobs, by the way.
Scuffed Alex Jones.
I'm not Alex Jones, dude.
Anybody who's been listening to my broadcast for the past 11 years, 12 years or so, you know the history behind me and Alex Jones, okay?
Alex Jones has been ripping me off for over a decade, and I don't appreciate that he doesn't even give me a thank you.
He doesn't even say, you know what, you know what?
I wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for ghost and the content that I ripped off from him back when he started true conservative radio, back when he started true capitalist radio, and you know, my filters, my filters, my filters.
So anyway, with that being said, let me let me take some more weed.
Smoking Black Milds Like Mobsters00:03:23
I only took one hit and I smoke.
I actually smoked with EBZ, baby.
All right.
I mean, I actually smoke with EBZ for Christ's sake.
Let me get a let me get a smoke.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
And remember, you got to hold it in.
You got to let it hit the brain, dude.
You got to hold it in.
Let it hit the brain.
Jesus Christ.
I'm telling you, the mucus, dude, the mucus just continues to secrete out of my fucking orifices for Christ's sake, dude.
And dude, why do y'all think that I'm faking smoking weed, dude?
Why would anybody do that?
That's so fucking stupid.
I'm smoking weed, dude.
I mean, I get my weed from the Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner, for Christ's sake.
Hold on, let me blow my nose for a second.
Jesus Christ.
So much mucus coming out, it's ripping the damn napkin or the fucking, what do you call it?
The tissue and shit.
All right.
All right.
I'm not vaping, dude.
And by the way, I don't like vaping.
Okay.
I don't even like vaping.
Vaping is for pussies.
All right.
Take it like a man.
Inhale the smoke.
All right.
All right.
That's how it is.
I'm not.
I'm fucking.
Look at my vape jewel.
Look at this.
Yeah, I love vaping.
It's so great.
You know, it makes me look so bourgeois.
You know, that's exactly what I want to look like.
I'm going to look very bourgeois whenever I'm out here doing the old vaping.
Oh, that's what I, that's what I like.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
And I'm not talking about cigarettes.
I don't smoke cigarettes.
I smoke cigars.
And now I smoke tetrahydrocannabinol.
And by the way, cigars are the most natural thing that you can smoke besides tetrahydrocannabinol.
Cigars are literally handmade and every part of the cigar is a tobacco leaf.
All right.
With no chemicals added, nothing.
It's all hand rolled, etc.
All right.
So I'm not talking about cigarettes.
I'm talking about cigars.
All right.
Do I smoke black and milds?
Man, am I black?
I don't smoke black and milds for Christ.
That's a black thing, dude.
I ain't black, man.
All right.
Listen, don't say that that's racist.
The only reason I'm saying that is because my boys, Tyrone, Archie Lee, and Kuda Bang, these guys, they smoke black and milds all the time, man.
You're talking about the shit with the fucking plastic tip on it and all that crap.
remember taking i remember taking archie lee and kuda bang to a club and they were walking around with a goddamn plastic tip hanging out of their damn mouth and being like yeah baby and all this other crap i mean come on man all right i i smoke uh i smoke padrones 1920s baby i smoke i smoke rocky patel baby i i smoke opus x all right i smoke dabbit off i smoke the best of the best cigars All right.
So if you ever catch me while I'm out there partying, I'm puffing on the best of the best cigars that money can buy, baby.
Looking for Serious Relationships00:02:16
All right.
I'm looking like a fucking, I'm looking like a fucking mobster, dude, whenever I'm fucking rolling around.
You know, I got the cigar in the mouth, baby.
I got the roly on the fucking hand, baby.
Yeah, I'll fucking roll around with a roly.
All right.
Rolex, for all you sons of bitches that don't know what the hell that means.
A little roly.
You know what I'm saying?
I walk around with the best threads out here.
For Christ's sake, it depends.
It depends on where I'm going.
I like to wear suits.
I got a lot of suits, believe it or not.
I don't want to tell you, you know, the brands, but I look rather dapper.
But, you know, now that I'm in San Antonio, in Austin, you know, you roll around in a suit, you got bitches pulling the balls out of your pants.
You know what I'm saying?
But in San Antonio, you wear a suit out here.
It's like you fucking, you disrespected the city or something.
I guess because everybody out here is wearing like sweatpants and, you know, stone cold Steve Austin shirts and whatever, you know, like shit like that.
You know, they look at a man in a suit and they're like, well, man, who the fuck is it?
Man, fuck you.
You think you're better than me?
I mean, that's literally how they think of it whenever you wear a suit.
So now I've got threads that, you know, like Lacoste.
I wear Lacoste.
Obviously Ralph Lauren Polo, dude.
I mean, and this, I mean, if you're not wearing Ralph Lauren Polo, then, you know, come on, man.
All you got to do is wear a polo shirt, you know what I mean, with some decent slacks.
Make sure you got the shoes going on.
Get a roly.
And I'm telling you right now, man, fucking chicks will pull the balls out of your pants, dude.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
Unless you are a neckbeard and you're, I mean, even if you're a little fat, dude, if you pull yourself together, if you look like you have, you know, some kind of integrity for yourself, you know, shave the neck beards and, you know, do something with the hair.
I'm telling you right now, that's where it's at.
Typical boomer clothes.
Typical boomer.
Dude, why do you think boomers are doing it, baby?
I mean, boomers are doing it because chicks like it, dude.
I mean, take a look at who is really dominating the demographic of fine women between ages 18 to 24.
Women 18 to 24 that are ultra fine.
Trap Hunter Life Partner Talk00:12:58
I'm talking like Instagram thoughts.
These women are going after the older men like myself because why?
Not only do we look dapper, not only do we buy and drive the best cars, we got the money.
You know what I'm saying?
And what did I tell you folks about getting women?
You either have to look like an unbelievable male specimen.
And even if you do, you have the body, you've got the face.
It doesn't guarantee you that not only are you not going to get a chick, but one that actually cares about you.
All right.
Or you got to be an unbelievable capitalist.
If you want these fine ass Instagram thoughts, you got to be a capitalist.
All right.
And I'm not talking about prostitutes, you idiot.
All right.
I don't fucking do anything with prostitutes.
I'm telling you right now, all you got to do is go to a goddamn shopping mall.
All right.
Look at some stupid broad that's looking and browsing for something.
Just go up to her and say, hey, how you doing?
You look nice.
This would look nice on you.
How come you're not buying it?
You know, I don't have the money.
He said, well, I'll buy something for you.
I'll buy whatever you want.
But what can we do in exchange, you know?
What do you want?
Let me tell you, I want, you know, then you figure out what you're going to say.
I'm not telling you idiots what to say, all right?
I'm not telling you assholes what to say for Christ's sake, all right?
Isn't Mrs. Ghost a thought?
Like, shut up.
Don't worry about Mrs. Ghost, all right?
All right.
Now, now, listen, getting bitches that look good, all right, is very easy.
It's you people that are out here that take it serious, you know?
Like, you know, let's say you hook up with some fine piece of Instagram thought ass, all right?
Well, the point is, is just to enjoy it like it's a playground that you have a limited time in, all right?
All right, make the woman, you know, your sexual playground, and, you know, whenever it starts getting a little dull, you just move on.
Now, life partners is a whole other different story because there's more components for a life partner than looks and, you know, whatever else.
I mean, you got to make sure this woman cares.
This woman has a heart.
This woman has a soul.
I mean, that's why, like, you know, you got to be with your woman, in my opinion, in my opinion.
Before you get married, you have to be with your woman at least five years.
And that's not just going with her.
I'm talking living with her because, you know, just because y'all are close and y'all date and all this other shit, you really don't know somebody until you live with somebody.
When you live with somebody, that's when you have to make a judgment call on whether or not you're going to, you know, continue to love this person because you love the crust of this motherfucker or you're not going to deal with it.
You know, because many women, especially these women that look very nice, you know, that spend all the time, effort, and energy on their looks, they don't like cooking.
You know, they don't like cleaning.
You know, they don't like any of this stuff.
So, you know, if you're going to choose one of those as your life partner and think that you're going to get any kind of help from some stupid cunt that cares more about makeup, hair, nails, and all this other shit, you ain't going to do it.
You ain't going to do it.
All right.
I'm telling you right now, I'm trying to give you guys advice.
You know, looks is something to be initially attracted about.
Don't get me wrong.
Everybody loves looks.
But if you're going to do a life partner, dude, you got to, you know, you got to stay with them for a little bit.
And look, by the way, all you people that think that, no, Ghost, I want a fine-ass broad, all fine broads.
I guarantee you, I've lived long enough to attest to this.
All broads that are hot right now, you give them five, at the most 10 years, they're all going to look like, you know, old leather bags that are either skin and bones or fat in the ass.
All right.
It is what it is for Christ's sake.
Walk alive, Homanta.
Payment.
Oh, my God.
John, don't listen to Ghost.
He killed a widow.
I didn't fucking kill it.
All right.
That reminds me.
I guess I got to do a goddamn, I got to do a dateline for Christ's sake.
All right.
I better stop babbling, do more drinking.
All right.
I'm going to do more drinking.
And listen, while I'm drinking, let me take a drink here.
While I'm drinking, do you all really mean the stuff that you said the last time I called the date line and the widow thing happened and all this other crap?
Did y'all, y'all really think that I'm some kind of like worse than Ted Bundy son of a bitch?
That I'm some kind of a, I'm some kind of a psychopath that can switch.
Oh my God.
The gimp, how do I find a partner if I'm a cuck?
If you're a cuck right now, I think it's very easy for you to find a partner.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, I think it's very easy.
I mean, cuckery is something that's sought after by women.
Women are like, wait a minute, I can be with a guy and yet get bucked by other motherfuckers like on a daily basis too?
Wait, hold on, hold on, wait a minute, hold on.
Yes!
Yes, you're worse than Ted Bundy.
Why, wait a minute, why is everybody agreeing to this?
Somebody explained to me why I'm worse than Ted Bundy, why I'm some sociopath.
I mean, I'm doing what you guys are wanting me to do.
I'm calling the damn date line.
You know, I'm trying to kick some, you know, a little bit of game to these broads, you know, and, you know, trying to tell them what they want to hear, etc.
That makes me worse than Ted Bundy?
I mean, you know, come on, dude.
I mean, how can you all agree to that?
How the fuck can you all agree to that for Christ's sake?
Give me my smoke.
All right.
Let me let it hit the brain, for Christ's sake.
Wait a minute, why?
Why is everybody doing this for Christ's sake, man?
Why is everybody doing this?
Why is everybody agreeing with this for Christ's sake?
But I'm some kind of like psychopath that, you know, what you think that I can switch moods and shit?
You think because, you know, I can talk like this?
Or I can talk like this and say, woman, you are an exquisite, an exquisite piece of art.
And every time I look at you, I think to myself, the expressions of artistic expressions couldn't even come close to describing the intimacy and the beauty and the sweetness and the genuine nature of your aura.
I mean, you know, shit like that.
I mean, I mean, seriously, I mean, give me a goddamn break.
All right.
What trap hunter?
I asked you five weeks ago if I should date a trap I was hooking up with and you said, go for it.
If you recall, I'm starting to regret it all.
I wish I was trolling.
She's asking about topping me more and more and it freaks me out.
Should I leave or try Jesus?
Well why, I don't fucking know.
All right, if you like getting your prostate massage by uh, you know, by a, you know fucking slonghead, well then, by all means, go ahead and do it.
All right.
I mean, what is it?
Is she wearing out your hole or something?
Well, is she like a big, thick cock kind of trap?
And you know.
Lo and behold the field of law.
What is this payment?
Oh my god, when you say, put the PC Shot on, who are you talking to?
Look, shut up, I'm talking to A trap hunter over here, okay.
Curious George, all right?
Shut up, all right.
Now, once again, I mean, you know, you knew that you were getting with a trap.
Did you think that she or he or whatever you want to call it was just going to bottom?
And I mean, you know, that has to get off, right?
I mean, it's one thing, you know, to you know, you use the orifices of a trap to you know get off on you, all right?
But, but, I mean, what's gonna happen with the feminine penis that everybody talks about?
What are you gonna do about that?
I mean, obviously, you're doing oral to it.
She's asking, no, I want your ass, okay?
That's what I fucking want, okay?
I get it.
I can fuck your face anytime I want.
I want your ass.
And you're getting a little upset about it, but hey, I mean, you know, that isn't that the point because you decided to go with a trap and you knew what you were getting into, dude.
You knew what you were getting into.
I mean, what?
What?
I'm the bad guy now?
I'm the bad guy.
My fucking drink Jesus That voice?
What's wrong with the voice?
What I sound like a trap now?
Because I talk like this.
You think I sound like a fucking trap?
Give me a fucking break, guys.
Okay.
I can sound like anything.
That's the thing about Ghost over here.
He can sound like this.
Or I could sound like this, motherfucker.
Fucking guy's going to talk shit.
I mean, you know, I can talk like this or what?
I could talk.
I can do anything.
I can do anything, dude.
All right?
I can do anything.
All right.
Motherfuckers are talking all kinds of garbage about me because you think that because I talk like this, that I have some kind of experience within the gay community or something.
I'm just copying the vernacular of these people.
That's all I'm trying to do.
I'm just trying to copy the vernacular.
All right.
That's enough, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm drinking here.
What is it?
420?
It's 420.
Four hours and 20 minutes we've been on, baby.
Oh, man.
All right.
What is this?
Trap Hunter.
I was kind of expecting her to just be like a woman, to be honest men.
I didn't expect to actually get fucked, and it's scary.
She keeps fingering me during oral, too, which is kind of hot.
but as soon as I come, I lose interest in all that shit.
I'm conflicted.
Oh my god!
Are you kidding me?
Are you?
She fingers me during oral, which I kind of like, but once I come, I lose interest.
Well, I mean, what do you want me to tell you?
You knew what you were getting into.
I mean, there's a penis there.
That's a man.
At some point, that man needs to be ejaculated.
And you have to have a part of doing that if they're helping you, you know, come to a pleasurable conclusion.
All right, I'm just saying, Trap Hunter.
I mean, first of all, why the fuck are you calling yourself Trap Hunter if you don't even know if you want foreign objects up your fucking poop shoot?
I mean, how the hell?
How the hell are you even?
Why the fuck are you even doing this?
The field of local recycled automatic.
Oh, my God.
I appreciate how much work you put into your shows, man.
Props.
Thank you, man.
I try.
Hey, I try.
I try, even though these assholes in the chat room, man, every time I'm on here, they just fucking, yeah, Ghost is a piece of shit.
Fuck his granny.
He's a fucking asshole.
Oh, he's on EBZ stream?
Hey, EBZ.
He said you're a fucking N-word and that you have fucking African black hands and that you eat your boogies and all that other shit.
Jesus Christ.
Look, Trap Hunter, you got to figure it out for yourself, all right?
If you don't want to take it up the pooper with a live hard one, well, then just tell her, like, I can't do it.
I'm not gay, okay?
Because listen, you know, you're acting like a selfish man here.
You know what I'm saying?
Remember, whoever gets you off, you've got to get off.
So if you're going to hook up with a trap, they're going to want that feminine penis to ejaculate to some extent after they helped you ejaculate.
That's how it works.
All right.
That's how it works, dude.
Okay.
And, you know, if you just think that you're just going to be able to just, oh, okay, that's it.
Hooking Up with a Trap00:12:33
That's it for me.
And just, I mean, come on.
I mean, come on, man.
All right.
Let me finish this beer and then I'm going to take a break.
And when I come back, we're going to go hook it up with the goddamn with the date line.
Now, what I'm going to have to do, unfortunately, is I'm going to have to, I mean, Jesus Christ, I'm going to have to fucking hook it up with a goddamn, what was I going to say?
The date line.
I got to call it up.
I got to make the whole, you know, the name and I got to make the profile and all this other garbage.
I mean, it is what it is.
So that's what I'm going to be doing on the break.
And when I come back, we're going to be calling a dateline.
And listen, the reason I'm calling a dateline is to show you guys that you have to have game when talking to women.
You have to have game.
You know, that's what the women call it.
Remember that he has no game.
And just listen to that word for a second.
Game.
Game.
You have to play games with him.
Do you understand?
That's what women want.
They want you to play games.
They like games.
They don't want to hear the genuine you.
Okay.
Maybe when you're married and after you've been fucking together for 15 or 20 years, maybe they're like, you know what?
I care about this guy.
You know, we're fucking building a life together and, you know, etc.
I mean, but let's be honest, dude.
Like, you know, fucking chicks don't want to hear you.
They want to hear your game.
Give me some game.
You know, make me excited.
You know what game is?
I'm going to tell you what game is.
All right.
You fucking bring them up with all the, hey, I'm romantic and I'm out here.
I'm giving you flowers and I'm taking you out to nice restaurants.
They want you to bring them up and then you bring them down and say, oh, yeah.
Yeah, there's that little that little habit you got there.
Is that what you're going to do all the time?
So if I wanted to have a long-term relationship with you, I have to fucking sit there and take that.
I don't like that.
You know, I don't really appreciate it.
Listen, no, no, there's no reason to get upset.
If that's what you do, if you are that weak-minded to where you can't stop yourself from doing something that causes harm to me, that makes me feel uncomfortable, well, then maybe we don't need to be together.
How do you like that?
Why are you crying?
Why are you crying?
I'm telling you what bothers me, woman.
I'm telling you what bothers me.
And you're sitting here trying to argue with me about it.
All I'm saying, it's a little idiosyncrasy.
I'm telling you, it bothers me.
Okay.
And if you don't like it, well, then I'll go somewhere else.
All right.
How you like that?
All right.
You're crying now.
Oh, you want me to stop?
You're sorry.
Is that it?
Oh, she's sorry.
Now you're sorry now.
Is that it, huh?
You should have thought about that before you sat here and tried to tell me that I was some bad person, that I was a bad guy because I was just saying that bothers me.
That little thing that you do bothers me.
I thought if we were going to have some serious relationship, you would actually care about what the fuck I'm, you know what I'm saying?
You get it.
All right.
You get it.
Oh, look, people are calling Ted ghosty, abusive guy.
Look, I'm just telling you, it's game, dude.
It's game, all right.
Jesus Christ.
People are freaking out of the genre, bro.
I'm telling you, if you understand game, you can get as many chicks as you want, dude.
All right.
And I'm not saying do that forever.
All right.
You do that for a limited time.
You got to gauge the woman.
You know, there's several stages.
Maybe I'll write a book about it.
But once you realize that, okay, and this is the limit, just say, look, I'm sorry.
Okay.
I don't mean to make you cry.
The last thing I want to do is make you cry.
You're somebody who's special to me.
And you're somebody that I think of as like a long-term investment, like a lifetime investment.
Somebody that I want to dedicate my life to, dedicate my heart to.
And I'm telling you that what you're doing is just, it's something that bothers me.
It makes me uncomfortable.
And it just hurt me.
It hurt me to no end that you just didn't care that that bothered me.
You know?
I'm not trying to fuck anything up, man.
I'm not trying to hurt you.
I'm not trying to do anything.
I was just trying to express myself.
That's what people do.
Relationships.
That's what we do.
No, no, get away from me.
Get away.
I thought we had a serious.
I mean, you know, anyway, that's enough.
All right.
Everybody.
Everybody.
Everybody's saying I'm a fucking like sociopath ghost.
Ghost, the manipulator, Ted Bundy Citro.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Look, I'm going to chug this beer.
I got to smoke one more smoke.
I'm going to take a break.
I'm going to call the date line and we'll see what we get into.
All right.
Good stuff, dude.
Good stuff.
All right.
I've finished my beer.
Let me smoke the.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Why am I a bad guy?
Why am I a bad guy?
Because, you know, I know what I'm doing when it comes to this stuff.
I mean, why am I a bad guy?
Seriously, dude.
Alright, here.
Bad guy confirmed.
Okay, that's great.
All right.
Look, I'm going to be right back, guys.
I'm going to be right back.
What I'm going to do here is I'm going to take a break.
I'm going to set up the damn date line.
And when I set up the date line, we're going to come back and everything's all good for Christ's sake.
All right.
Everything's all good for Christ's sake.
All right.
And by the way, if you want to know where I learned that, the Talibut.
All right.
Anyway, I'll be right back.
Let's go ahead.
When I come back, we're going to do the dating line.
Don't go anywhere.
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Hey, just looking for somebody out there who is a little serious.
Somebody who can appreciate the fact that, yeah, this may not be the appropriate line to do, I don't know, some serious conversation, but I'm hoping.
I'm hoping so.
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Business owner, home, pool, nice foreign car, just by myself.
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Hi, I am a 24-year-old female.
I'm calling out San Antonio.
Oh.
I'm single.
I don't have kids.
I work full time.
I go to school full-time.
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And yeah, just looking at talk.
Nothing sexual.
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Nothing sexual.
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Hey, well, I appreciated what you said about not having any kind of sexual talk and wanting to do something serious.
I may be a little older than 27, but I definitely appreciate the nuances of a woman and a woman that is appreciative of a lot more than just lust.
You know, I'm just a guy, you know, financially secure, has everything.
And, you know, just looking to talk.
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Hey, well, I appreciated what you said about not having any kind of sexual talk and wanting to do something.
My time is limited on here.
I've got a free trial.
36?
South side?
There's only one chick from San Antonio.
I'm tired of the bullshit.
Tired of bullshit.
I'm tired of lies.
Tired of lies.
You name it.
Tired of bullshit.
There's a real man in my life.
Oh, real man.
She was a real man.
Anyway, I'm, like I said, I'm 36.
I'm 5'8, blonde hair, hazel eyes, wear glasses.
I'm thick.
Thanks.
Thank you.
I'm sweet.
I'm smart.
I'm funny.
I'm outgoing.
Good head on my shoulders.
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Well, how are you doing?
I completely understand what you're saying when you explain that you don't want any games.
You're tired of the BS.
I think we're all tired of the BS.
I think those of us that are on here have either succumbed to the fact that the BS exists and it's never going to go away.
But some of us, like myself, we have the dreamer's disease.
And we think that at some point, through all the madness, you know, through all the continuity of disappointment, that we're going to find that one.
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Well, how are you doing?
I completely understand what you're saying when you explain that you don't want any games.
I have limited time.
I have limited time on this show.
Hey, how's it going?
Calling out of the Frick Texas area.
And I'm a Mexican-American, 39 years old.
Mexican 39.
About 140 pounds.
Dark brown hair and eyes.
I enjoy taking trips out to San Antonio.
Oh, yeah.
Thinking it'd be great to make some friends out there.
And this is just one of the meetings I'm using for that purpose.
Again, I'm only looking for friendship.
Friendship!
If you're looking for any type of girlfriend or booty call, I'm not your type.
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I listened to your message, and I completely understand that you don't want any of the nefarious sexual things that go on on this line.
But I think those of us that are trying to take this line serious in the hope of some kind of kinship or correspondence with a woman can understand that eventually seriousness is the end goal.
And I was hoping to drop you a message so that we could maybe discuss things, but unfortunately, it just, I don't want to be friend zoned.
I don't want to be friend zoned.
I love your message.
I loved everything.
Just if you're interested, please get back, okay?
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Somebody sent me a message.
Hey, how many?
And yeah, there's definitely a lot of weirdos here.
So, yeah, I mean, it's, I mean, it's just because it's like a late-night chat, like phone chat.
Like, that doesn't mean that we still can't find, like, you know, decent conversations, you know?
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Well, I'm glad that you responded in the capacity that you did.
I think that when I first heard your message, I knew that you were somebody who was trying to look for something serious.
I'm definitely looking for something serious.
And just tell me a little bit about yourself.
What is it that you like?
What do you want in the world?
What is the biggest accomplishment that you expect to do in your lifetime?
Because I feel like I've already done everything on my end when it comes to finances and having the big house and, you know, nice fancy car and all this stuff.
But I just, I need somebody.
So, anyway, I don't mean to be spilling my guts here, but get back if you're interested.
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I don't mean to be rude.
Don't get me wrong.
But you sound like the voice.
You ever heard of Ice Poseidon?
Ice Poseidon is a live streamer.
Now, you know what?
I'm not doing this.
Never mind.
I'm not doing this.
I'm not doing it.
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Hi.
You sound very cute.
You remind me of somebody that I used to know back in the day who had a white mare, cowboy hat, very skimpy outfits.
I'm talking about Twilly Atkins.
Are you Twilly Atkins?
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You sound very cute.
You remind me of that.
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Interesting conversation.
Yeah, you're right.
Maybe we all do have the dreamer's disease.
Isn't there something in the song about that?
Anyway, I really enjoyed your piece of conversation.
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I would be more than happy to continue the conversation.
I mean, that's literally what creates and manifests the realities of whatever relationships are or the deals amongst people.
It's conversation.
And you were talking about songs.
I'm really big into music.
And I like to quote from music a lot because music is something that makes the soul dance and understand that this whole reality that we live in is just a dream.
You know?
Yeah, great.
We have materials.
We have houses, cars, but it's all just a dream.
And I'd like to quote: I believe it was the band Stone Temple Pilots that say conversations kill.
And I think what he meant by that is that conversations can make things happen or destroy things as well.
You're a very insightful woman.
And if you want to continue this, please let me know.
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Happy to continue the conversation.
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Kind of bored that I get on here and listen to some of your taboo fantasies.
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33-year-old like a Hispanic thing.
Calling out the North 19, spending more detail every other weekend.
Just saying, what's up, seeing what's out there?
What about me?
I got my own job.
I'm all right.
No moment.
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Like I said, just seeing what's out there.
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Hey, I'm very interested in the San Antonio area.
And one thing that made me very interested in your profile is that you sound ultraly independent.
And independence is what I'm looking for.
I guess you can call it financially secure.
I've got the house and the car and pool in the back.
Got my own business.
The only thing that I'm missing is a woman that not only can I potentially bring in and share it with, but can be a partner, somebody who can understand and grow with me and that sort of thing.
And by the way, I know I sound white and I am white, but I've been raised in Texas and siablo Español.
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I got another one.
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We got another one.
Hi.
And yeah, like you're absolutely right.
I don't really get on the chat side.
I just really am just here to just talk and, you know, just hope maybe make friends and yeah, maybe something more.
Yeah.
But like I said on my message, I mean, oh, my greeting.
I go to school full-time.
I work full-time at a daycare center.
I'm 24.
I've never been married.
I don't have kids.
You know, responsible.
She's selling herself.
She's going out.
Just traveling places.
She's selling herself.
And let's see.
I like spending time with my family, watching movies.
She's selling it.
And yeah, just in general, you know, just meeting new people.
Yeah.
But what about you?
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Well, what I like to do is when I'm not working, because that's a big part of my life, unfortunately.
I like to travel.
I travel often.
I like to fly.
I have a pilot's license.
I can't necessarily fly a big 747, but a little twin-engine Cessna.
I could be able to fly, actually have my own plane.
I like to look at art.
I buy large quantities of art.
You should see the home that I have.
It's just filled with some of the most exquisite pieces that one could find.
I'm really blessed to have such abilities to collect such things.
You know, I like going to very nice restaurants and having nice meals, wine, and champagne.
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Hey, this is one new caller from Addison.
It's only 037.
It's on here browsing.
She black.
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You know, I'm really glad that there's a black woman on this line.
I'm in San Antonio.
And I know you black women don't mess around.
So listen, I'm a white man.
Why don't you, me, let's get together here.
Let's slap our bodies together and make some mocha.
All right.
Why don't you and me get together and make some mocha and let me poke you.
All right?
No BS, no nothing.
I got my own place, you know, pool in the back, everything.
Let's just do this, okay?
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She's black, dude.
Shut up.
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So I would love to know more about you.
Like, tell me how old you are, where you're from.
Yeah, I guess let's just start this.
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I mean, yeah, wait a minute.
I'm a guy over here with fucking like, you know, I'm trying to insinuate I'm rich, and that's the best you got, you dumb broad.
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Well, a true gentleman never says his age.
Let's just say I'm old enough to, you know, own some businesses, own some properties, etc.
What do I like to do?
I like to go out and buy nice pieces of artwork.
I love going to art galleries.
Love going to art showings.
I appreciate fine wines, definitely champagnes.
My favorite wine is South American wine, specifically Malbeck.
It's one of the greatest grapes that I could even imagine.
Like traveling.
I travel often.
I work hard, but even though I work hard, I'm able to take some time off every couple of months or so and be able to take trips to Europe and Paris.
Went to Japan recently.
So get back if you're interested.
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Hola.
Mi gringo.
Mi queres palocha.
A tu chupla miuevo comito diso.
Por favor.
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Hola.
Mi gringo.
Miqueres palocha.
A tu chupla miuevo comitradiso.
Por favor.
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Hi, guys.
This is Nikki.
Today is my birthday.
I'm 52 years old.
52.
Right here now.
I have long brown hair, blue eyes.
I have a 40D chest with 40 big really hard nipples.
40 D chest.
And a nice ass.
Whoa, whoa.
I'm looking for black men.
Oh, she wants black men.
All right, I gotta skip this.
I gotta, I gotta see.
She wants black men.
Has sent you this message.
What is this?
How old are you?
And she like Mexican women.
How old am I?
How old am I?
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Well, I'm from San Antonio.
I'm older.
And absolutely, I love Mexican women.
I mean, I don't feel that race should become a factor when it comes to looking for somebody as a life mate.
You know, people who see race as a means of judging whether or not, oh, I'm going to be with that person.
Oh, I'm not going to be with that person.
I think that's just racism.
You know, and I'm against racism.
I'm really big into Black Lives Matter.
I'm really big into social justice.
And I just don't like racism whatsoever.
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Yo, what's going on everyone online?
Good morning.
Calling from Houston.
33.
The black woman.
She's black.
She's looking for a cool conversation.
All right, let's talk about it.
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Loved your message.
I don't mean to be like racial.
I know people are very sensitive to this sort of thing.
I have never been with a black woman.
And at this point, I am trying to conversate.
I'm trying to do whatever I can so that I can get with a black woman.
But it seems to me that every time I talk to a black woman, they think I'm some kind of like dork cracker that smells like wet dog or something.
Can you explain to me what I'm doing wrong?
I'm trying to be very nice.
I'm very kind.
I'm trying to say that I want a black woman in my life.
Why are they doing this?
And I hope that you don't do it either because I mean, I mean, I want a black woman, okay?
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I don't have too much time.
Uh-oh.
Helli has sent you this message.
So I'm 36, aren't you and I'm pretty close in age.
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Look, age is nothing but a number.
What really counts is if a man can take care of you, can love you, can say things to you outside of some romantic situation.
Appreciate you just for being you.
Appreciate you for just existing.
Appreciate you for being on my side.
Look, I dig you.
I'd like to talk to you.
I may be a little older than 36.
If that bothers you, then I understand.
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I'm a 67-year-old Hispanic female.
67.
Looking for a long-term relationship.
I'm looking for a man that is 57 years or older that is also looking for a long-term relationship.
I'm not here to play any games.
I'm looking for somebody that is not even caring.
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Look, I'm a very older gentleman myself, and I want to be honest with you, okay?
You're around the same age I am.
Why are we sitting here fooling ourselves?
Okay.
Why are we fooling?
We just go ahead and get what we want.
We're in the ripe age of our sexual peak, our sexual desires, especially a woman of your age.
You know, you ripen, the juices are flowing.
I mean, let's just have a good time.
You know, why don't I just buy you a couple of drinks, give you some McDonald's, and then maybe we can go to the motel just like young people do.
You know, we should be living young.
That's what we should be doing.
Anyway, you don't have to respond.
I'm just saying.
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Oh, here we go.
Heavy wants to connect with you.
Dude, all I want to know is like, how much older than 36?
Like, are you way out of my lead?
I do like older men, but just wanted to know how much older.
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Hey, what's going on?
Hello?
Hi.
Hey, what's going on?
Not much.
What are you doing?
No, I'm just up late at night.
Saturday.
I feel like I've wasted another weekend, you know?
Right.
How are you doing tonight?
Fine.
Trying to sleep.
And I got a new one-night auditor that's up at my hotel, and I'm nervous because she's, I found out yesterday that she may not be the person I thought I hired.
Three Dogs and Hotel Guests00:03:12
Oh.
That's like, I'm like worried she's going to be rude to one of my guests.
I'm going to have something to fix.
Oh, that's horrible.
That's horrible.
But believe me, it's hard to find good help these days, right?
It is.
So, especially somebody who works weekends.
Oh, yeah.
Tell me about it.
At weekends, nobody wants to work.
They just feel like, you know, it's school time.
I should be off on Saturday and Sunday and just, you know, work half-ass Monday through Friday.
Right.
Absolutely.
So, what brings you on?
I mean, I know that you're probably looking for somebody to talk to, but are you looking for something serious?
Are you somebody who appreciates ultimately?
Yes.
Okay.
Well, tell me a little bit about yourself.
I've told you a little bit about myself.
What's up with you?
Well, for lack of a better thing, I have like most of the normals of social life right now.
I actually really don't have to.
I'm 36.
To save money, I live with my best friend and her fiancé.
And I'm the assistant manager at a hotel.
I have three dogs, and that's about it.
Dogs.
Yeah, about 90% of my week working.
Wow, so you're just pure career girl then, and just trying to, you know, save whatever you can and you know, stack your chips, so to speak.
Yep.
That's cool.
What kind of dogs you have?
Boston Terriers.
Oh, all Boston Terriers?
All Boston Terriers.
Wow, that's pretty funny.
Are they all male, all female, mixed?
Two females and a male.
That's awesome.
I'm a big dog lover myself, believe me.
So that's why I'm questioning you about it, if you will.
I do love dogs.
Dogs have a very kindred spirit.
And what I love about it.
My youngest, my baby is pregnant.
Oh, and she in the next few weeks.
And the daddy is my male.
And he's an asshole.
Oh.
And well, they're all three assholes, if you really ask.
My roommate laughs because they all three decide they want to sit in my lap all at once.
So, in essence, they all think that you're the mommy and they want your attention individually, huh?
That's right.
That's pretty funny.
That's funny.
And none of them.
And all of them can't hold their liquor.
All of them can't hold their liquor.
What do you mean?
Oh, you will get a bath.
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That's enough.
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Look, I'm sorry, guys.
I mean, you see what I'm talking about.
These goddamn date lines.
They charge up the ass.
$9.99 for 20 minutes.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, look, I know some people were disappointed in the conversation.
When she said she had three dogs, you had people in here.
Hold on, what is this?
Dateline NBC.
Oh, my God.
Tonight, we investigate a serial killer known as Ghost.
He is a crime suspect in connection with the disappearance of several women.
All of these women were on a phone deal.
Look, I'm trying to call the dateline because you people want it.
All right?
I mean, why am I some kind of a goddamn sociopath?
Because I'm sitting over here doing what you idiots want to do.
All right.
I'm calling a damn date line for Christ's sake.
All right.
I mean, why is it my fault that chicks you just, you know, they can't get enough of me, dude?
Well, why is it my fault?
Why the fuck is it my fault that, you know, oh, you know, this chick's like, oh my God, I think I've got one.
I mean, why is it my fault, dude?
All right?
All right.
I'm a bad guy.
I mean, I'm not saying I'm a bad guy, like in a bad guy.
Like, I'm a badass guy.
You know, I'm a desire guy, you know?
So, anyway, that's Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus.
And people were calling her the modern woman because she's living with her fucking friend and a fiancé.
She's got three dogs.
She's single at 36.
Come on, dude.
Come on.
That's the modern woman, dude.
That's fucked.
That's so fucking messed up, for Christ's sake.
Shut up in the chat room, dude.
I'm not a bad guy.
All right.
I just got good game.
That's what I kept telling you, sons of bitches, about you got to have good game, baby.
All right, you got to have good game, for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
Wait a minute.
How long have I been on here?
I've been on here for five hours and eight minutes, for Christ's sake.
You see what I'm telling you guys, man?
You see how long I'm spending?
I'm spending my freaking weekends with you guys, dude.
And listen, I didn't abandon her.
All right.
The damn time was up.
They gave me a little bit of allotted free time so that they could kind of sell me into this shit.
And it went off.
That's all there is to it.
All right.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
What can I say?
What do you want from me, dude?
I mean, it is what it is.
You know, I need another beer after that, for Christ's sake.
These people are trying to say that I'm worse than Ted Bundy.
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.
Give me my freaking beer, man.
More beer.
I'm freaking worse than Ted Bundy, for Christ's sake, man.
Listen, why are you all calling me a sociopath when I just got good game?
I'm trying to show you.
I'm trying to display to you gentlemen.
This is how you got to be.
All right.
This is how you got to do it for Christ's sake.
Grinder next.
Grinder next.
Oh, fuck, for fuck's sake.
I'm not doing Grinder for Christ's sake.
All right.
And not to mention, you know, I'm not, I'm not going to do it, dude.
I mean, most people on Grinder want to hook up, dude.
They want to like, I mean, if you go on there, you'll have people saying, hey, door open, ass up, you know, looking to suck and all this other crap.
I don't want to do that shit, dude.
All right.
I don't want to participate in that.
There's no skill in Grinder, okay?
There's skill in calling date lines and like swooning broads off of their feet.
There's skill in that.
There is no skill getting on Grindr and being like, hey, look, I'm over here, and I need a little bit of blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
There's no skill in that shit, dude.
There is no skill.
All right.
Let me go ahead and take a swig of this.
And look, people are like, I'm tired, ghost.
Can we end this?
I got to get to work later.
Hey, this is the Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night tru show.
All right.
It is what it is, for Christ's sake.
Let me take a swig of this beer.
Jesus Christ.
I've been on here for five hours and 11 minutes.
All right, maybe I should end the broadcast.
All right.
Maybe I should, for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, it's already 2.43 a.m. in the morning over here where I'm at, for Christ's sake.
All right, it's already 2.43 in the morning.
And, you know, Mrs. Ghost is probably, you know, I don't know if she's asleep or what, but I'm hungry.
I definitely want to get a steak and maybe some chicken wings and some goddamn shrimp going on.
You know what I'm saying?
So I don't know.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I don't know.
Oh, now people want radio graffiti.
I see radio graffiti.
Come on, ghost.
Give me radio graffiti.
Come on.
Yeah, okay.
All right.
Is that what y'all want?
Oh, y'all want y'all on radio graffiti and shout outs for Christ's sake?
I've been on here for five hours and almost 15 minutes.
For Christ's sake, man.
I just did a six-hour show yesterday for you, sons of bitches.
I just did a six-hour show yesterday, man.
All right, look, I got to take a break.
And the reason I got to take a break, if you son of a bitches want some radio graffiti, I got to set up the whole goddamn shit for radio graffiti.
I got to do all kinds of stuff.
The engineer isn't here.
All right.
And by the way, I've been on here for, like I said, almost five hours and 15 minutes for Christ's sake.
So listen, we'll get to some radio graffiti.
We'll get to, I don't know, maybe some chat room shout outs.
I sure as hell don't like how you chat room sons of bitches treated me today.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
I don't appreciate how you sons of bitches treated me today, for Christ's sake.
All right, I'll be right back.
All right, I got to set up, I got to set up radio graffiti.
All right, I got to set up radio graffiti for Christ's sake.
So don't go anywhere.
I'm going to be right back.
I got to set up.
I don't have the engineer here.
I got to set up all this crap.
I got a multitask for Christ's sake.
I'm under the influence of some tetrahydrocaneminol and some alcohol up in here.
Don't go anywhere.
I'm going to set up the radio graffiti.
And when I come back, we're going to go with it.
All right.
Watch it go.
Don't go anywhere.
I'll be right back.
Hey, you know what time it is.
It's Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night.
True show.
All right.
Be right back.
Don't go anywhere, folks.
be right damn back.
Back folks.
All right, go ahead and take the music out.
All right, folks, we are back, and uh, thank you all for tuning in with me once again to the Saturday Night Troll Show, episode four.
I hope you trolls are happy because, like I said, I'd rather be in a goddamn bar than doing this.
But I'll tell you, we've had to, it was an eventful Saturday Night Troll show, to say the least.
A very eventful Saturday Night Troll show, and it wasn't bad.
All right, even though you guys were trying to get me into trouble with all these other streamers out here, trying to get me into trouble with EBZ, trying to get me into trouble with Ice Poseidon, it was still pretty good, man.
All right, it was still pretty good.
Let me go ahead and take a chug of this beer.
And who the hell donated Grinder next?
Stop Asking for Grindr Access00:10:41
Dude, I'm not gonna do Grinder, dude.
All right, I'm not going to do grinder, dude.
I'm not going to do it.
That's, you know, no.
All right, no, no, no.
Hell no.
I'm not doing grinder, okay?
I don't know why you idiots think I'm going to do it.
No, I'm not going to do it, dude.
All right.
I'm going to do a couple of things here.
I just want to drink a little bit more so we can get to it.
All right.
All right.
What?
What is this?
You think you can unban Ian that I'm going to be able to do that?
All right, you guys have been.
All right, let me unban these guys.
All right.
They've been donating a minute.
Let me go ahead and unban these sons of bitches.
Where the hell are they?
Here we go.
Let me get into this.
And hold on.
Where do I unban you, sons of bitches?
All right, here we are.
Okay, who do I need to unban?
I got to unban Tim McCrav.
Where the fuck is Tim McCrav?
And Jesus Christ.
You see, you're making me belts just for doing this.
Tim McCrav and Khabib, right?
Where the fuck are you?
I mean, what kind of system is this?
What kind of system?
I'm like half drunk, dude.
I can't keep up with all these names, dude.
Where the hell is there's Khabib?
All right, Khabib, you're out.
Where the hell is Tim McCrav?
I don't even see Tim McCrav.
Where the hell are you?
I'm looking for Tim McCrav out here.
Oh, there he is.
All right.
Boom.
All right.
All right.
Y'all are back.
All right.
Everything's all good.
All right.
Are you happy now?
All right.
Y'all guys donate a lot.
All right.
Are you happy?
All right.
Here we go.
Okay.
And no, I'm not doing Grinder, dude.
I'm not going to do Grinder.
Okay.
Jesus Christ.
And what's up with your obsession with Grinder, dude?
I mean, that's like, you know, hooking up, like gays hooking up.
That's not like a dating line.
I mean, these are like gays that are like, hey, dude, you know, I want to hook it up.
And, you know, I want to meet you over here and we can have some kind of sexual relations.
And I don't want to do that.
All right.
I don't want to do that crap.
What's your obsession with it, for Christ's sake?
All right.
What's your obsession with the damn thing?
All right.
Jesus Christ.
I think you guys, a lot of you, I'm not saying all of you.
A lot of you guys are latent homosexuals.
All right.
Oh, Grinder Now or Troll War.
Who the fuck are you, meet me?
Huh?
Who the fuck are you?
You're just some stupid schmuck out here for Christ.
Nobody just shut the fuck up.
All right.
Just shut up in the chat.
Give me my fucking drink.
Grinder now or troll war.
I'm not going to get on grinder, dude.
You can get that out of your fucking head right now.
All right.
You can get that out of your head.
I need some more fucking weed here.
Give me the last of the Jack Horner.
All right, here.
I got a, I got one.
Oh, man, the bud broke up.
God damn it.
Son of a bitch.
All right, here we go.
All right, here, look, look, this right here.
Just to show you, you people think that I'm fake smoking here.
Listen to this.
Listen to this bud getting broken up here.
Look at this.
See that?
That's a nice bud being broken up.
And for everybody out here that's, you know, thinking that I'm, you know, oh, yeah, I'm fake smoking.
Yeah, that'd be, that's stupid.
That is so stupid.
I'm having a Saturday night, dude.
I mean, you know, I'm trying to do the safest intoxicants that I possibly can out here.
The two safest ones, in my opinion, is, you know, Tetrahydro can have an all a little bit of alcohol.
All right.
A little bit of alcohol.
Oh, yeah.
Oliver Carswell.
All right.
Fucking.
Can y'all fuck off?
Jesus Christ.
You don't forget Oliver Carswell.
All right.
I'll do Oliver Carswell.
Where the fuck is he at?
Jesus Christ.
I remember him donating.
There it is.
Oliver Carswell.
All right.
He's out of there too.
All right.
Shut up.
For Christ's sake, man.
You guys are lucky.
You guys are lucky you're out.
You know, I know what you did.
I know what you did.
That was the time when the engineer had Car Blanche to fucking literally kick anybody out that was talking garbage.
Okay?
So anyway, let me go ahead and smoke here and we're going to go on and we're going to do some the rest of the show here.
I couldn't hold that one in, dude.
Oh, shit.
I got smoke going on the fucking computer, man.
For Christ's sake.
Damn it, dude.
You see, the fucking computer, I'm worried about the computer because, you know, it has this like convection technology where it sucks in air to cool out the fucking internal workings of the computer.
And fucking like, you know, the smoke's going in there.
And I don't want my damn inside of my PC to be a fucking mess of just tar and, you know, whatever the hell weed has, for Christ's sake, all right?
All right.
I got a high computer, right?
I got a high PC over here.
All right, one more smoke.
And let me crack open one beer.
We're getting chat room shout outs.
Hold on, let me smoke this first.
Let me smoke this.
Hey, man, I'm not high enough.
I'm not, like, drunk enough.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, good lord.
Oh, my God.
Give me a tissue, man.
Give me a damn tissue.
Man, that sounded almost like a saxophone.
Can I play my honker or something?
Can I play my honker?
Anyway, I was trying to play my honker for Christ's sake.
Anyway, hey, shut up.
Don't call me Grandpa.
Who the hell?
Don't call me fucking Grandpa Boy.
Lucky you're not in front of me.
I'd give you a goddamn slap for Christ's sake, man.
Give me my goddamn.
You know what?
I need one more beer, all right?
More beer!
And then we're gonna go ahead and do some things for Christ's sake, all right?
Grandpa Ghostler.
You guys are being sons of bitches tonight, man.
You know, you're sons of bitches every night.
I don't know why, like, you guys continue to, like, amaze me and think that, look at how they're doing it, ghost.
They're just, they're just being jerks.
You're always jerks.
You're always fucking jerks.
Look at Grandpa Sheckler.
Look, assholes, I'm not going to go on Grinder.
Stop fucking asking me to go on Grindr, dude, okay?
I have to download the app.
And not to mention, look, I don't want to talk about it.
Just shut up, all right?
Just shut up.
I don't want to, I'm not doing grinder, dude.
All right.
I'm not doing, what the fuck do you think?
It's not going to be any fun for Christ's sake, all right?
And not to mention, if I put grinder on the screen, like let's say I hook it up on the PC, on my phone, all this other shit.
You idiots are going to know whereabouts I am.
You see, that's why you fucking idiots want to do it.
I'm not going to do it.
So, shove it up your ass.
All right.
You see, you're making me upset.
I'm belching.
I haven't had a belching problem all night.
I had a good night tonight.
And you son of a bitches, you know, you keep doing this grinder garbage.
And look at what you're doing.
Jesus Christ.
Give me my drink.
I'm not doing, listen, don't know.
I'm not doing grinder, dude.
I can't.
I'm not going to do it.
All right.
Stop.
Just fucking stop the shit, dude.
I don't know why you chat room people are saying this garbage.
I'm not doing it.
And look, some people are like, what the hell is Grinder?
You don't want to know, okay?
You don't want to fucking know.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Why is my nose getting clogged up, man?
What the hell?
Did the rain?
I don't know if y'all read about it, but rain and thunderstorms and all kinds of shit came into Texas.
And I don't know if I'm, you know, I'm getting coming down with something.
I don't know what the hell's going on.
I need to blow my hunker again for Christ's sake.
Blow it all out, man.
and look people into too much coke I don't do cocaine, dude.
I've never snorted cocaine in my life.
Okay.
I can honestly tell you that.
Now, was I around it during like the 70s and 80s?
And, you know, did I let chicks do it off of me?
And that's a whole other story, but I never, I never, ever fucking snorted cocaine ever.
And the reason is, is because, you know, common sense told me that you're sniffing this shit up your nose.
And, you know, anyways.
God damn, why am I all of a sudden getting stopped up here?
Bob Tom Vodka Hayes List00:03:51
All right, it's a little better.
You know, you got to play the honker a little bit.
Anyway, let me take my last hit and we're going to get to fucking chat room shout outs for Christ's sake.
We've got Chris, Stone Mang, Sam, Odd Eyes Magician, Olive Yakslov, Doom Sector, Mr. Six, Dang, X Dang93.
What is this?
Sounds like a meth pipe.
Fuck, it's not a meth pie.
I would never do that either.
That's like a poor man's cocaine.
Tim McCrab, he's back with his name.
Spermy, the guy.
Get Spermi's ass out of here.
We got A-T-A-O, Josh L117, Distilling.
What's up, Distilling, baby?
Mr. Person, Tropher USMC, Bob Tom, Twilly Atkins.
What's up?
Top of the morning to Twilly Atkins, baby.
Who else do we have here?
We've got, hey, calm down.
I'm trying to get to everybody.
Scoot TM, Bill O'Reilly, Anthony J, The American Dream, Midget Goliath, K Bond, Charles Sheed, Sean Rushford, Harkua Takahanashi, Dorito Burrito, Warrisy Game Clips, Sparky Sap, Jeeper, Bonzie Buddy, Dark Meme Magician Girl.
There she is.
Blind Shoemaker.
Humanely Awkward.
Ghost666.
Warrisy.
Holy Stars.
Ralph.
Ralph X Soph.
Whatever that means.
What's up, boat?
All right.
Wait a minute.
Can you delay my shout out?
I got a P. Fucking too late.
The rookie, CSX fan, a CXX Rail fan.
Coaster 1506, Friendly Medic, Hemwall, Pickleman, Jackler, how quaint.
Usik, Horde Brony Furnace.
There's Oliver Carswell.
You see, Mr. MG, Alte Ant, Steven Stinkyverse, Keem Scarce, Zon X1, Poly the Polar Bear, Budget Gamer Big Steve, It's Jake, Scott Morrison, Conrad and Prescio, Puka Dude42.
Yeah, Puka Dude, you piece of shit.
Ghostler Sheckler, fucking asshole.
J5, Doom Sector, Scoot TM.
Hold on.
Everybody calm down, dude.
I'm trying to get to everybody out here.
Bob Tom, the Vodka Hayes, Anthony J, Jeeper, Frank Zappa.
What's up to Frank Zappa?
The American Dream.
Ghost the True Grinder fan.
I'm not a fucking fuck you.
Guard Vor Waifu.
Monster Joey.
Guy Graffen.
Eric Wolf.
I think I already said that.
Prince in the house.
I've already said all these for Christ's sake.
These people, I'm already seeing the ones that I've already seen.
Recycle Ben 117, X Gosion, Ghostler Shekel.
Real funny asshole.
Radio Graffiti Call Insults00:03:25
Who else do we have here?
I'm trying to look for people.
Black Hat.
What's going on, Black Hat?
We've got, I've already said all these for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, Poop Tickler the 4th.
The fourth?
Really?
We've got Ben Matlock.
We got Freestyle for Life, XU GodX2012, The Trans Widow, real funny asshole.
Sonic Calamity 00.
Andy Kaufman.
Who else do we have here?
Cut Cold Capitalist.
Ghostbusters.
Commerzian Tora.
Heavy Brew.
Who else?
J Venom.
Jake Summa.
I'm not going to say that fucking name for Christ's sake.
G Snoozer 2.
Predator 411.
I think I've already said them all.
I think I've already said them all that I can.
Everybody's just, you know, playing with their Peter Popper now.
Let me take a swing of this beer.
Ghost Bust a Nut.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
All right.
Black Frost.
I think I've already said everybody.
Maybe I'll say, I think I've said everybody for Christ's sake.
Anyway, now that we've done that, all right.
Skolber, what's up?
The surge.
Let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And it ain't Grinder.
Shut up.
It ain't Grinder, okay?
Let's get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you've got to do is give me a call right now with that number that you see on the screen right there.
Excuse me.
515-604-9052.
And when the operator broad starts talking, all you got to do is push in that code right there: 844-286 and the pound or the hashtag key.
And once you do, you will be in queue to participate in radio graffiti.
And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say, whatever it is that's on your mind, that's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
All right.
So I hope everybody's ready here.
Let's check and see if we got people in Radio Graffiti.
We got some people.
We need more people to call in than this, for Christ's sake.
If this is all we got, man, I mean, we got, you know, we're in trouble.
There's nothing, it's going to be a short radio graffiti.
So once again, call in 515-604-9052.
Once the operator bitch starts talking, push in 844-286 and then the pound and the hashtag key.
All right.
Let me take another swing of this beer.
Ah, goddammit.
All right.
All right.
Wait a minute.
Because I wait till it's 3 a.m.
Bro, it's Saturday night, dude.
I understand on a Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, but it's a Saturday night.
Australian Migrant Population Debate00:02:44
All right.
It's a Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Troll show.
It's 4 a.m. over there.
It's 3 a.m. over here.
All right.
Everything's going to be all right.
Now that y'all are bitching about it, I'm going to do me now.
And I'm going to put in some more fucking tetrahydrocanneminol into the old into the old piper.
All right.
Into the old piper there for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Hold on.
Hold on a second.
Let me push some of this in.
And people are saying this isn't a troll show.
What the fuck do you think we've been doing for Christ's sake, man?
Did you see the raids that we did to Ice Poseidon and EBZ?
I mean, did you see the date line?
For Christ's sake, just sit there and shut your mouth.
You don't know what fucking trolling is, youngin'.
You're probably just some young, stupid piece of trash that barely's got peach fuzz on your nuts and you think that you can talk garbage.
Don't sit here and talk trash, all right?
All right, let me take let me take one more puff and we're going.
We're doing this, all right?
We're doing this for Christ's sake.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, that's how you do it.
You gotta get a hit the brain, baby.
Get the goddamn brain there, baby.
That's what I'm talking about.
All right, let's go ahead and take some radio graffiti calls right now.
All right, who do we have here?
How about hold on?
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Anonymous.
Can I make it still in here?
Just wanted to say fuck yes for the federal election.
It's fuck Labor Gotti, man.
You're damn right.
You're damn right.
Tell them.
Distill it.
Distill it.
Tell them.
I fucked up.
Thanks, fuck liberal dude.
Fuck Labor.
Fuck Bill Shorten.
Unfortunately, we lost Pfizer writing, but there's some collateral, obviously.
Tiny Epic's gone, too.
But fuck yes, liberal.
Fuck yes, Skymo.
Woo-hoo!
Laside of the country cons hey, I'm glad for you guys in Australia, man.
It's about time for the Australians to start thinking about the Australians.
Remember, all the Australian lineage goes back to the first settlers, man.
And there's no reason why, if you overabundantly bring in a bunch of migrants that are going to supersede your population, there's no reason why these people have any authority over your land.
That's why I'm telling you, you boys, out there in Australia, you know, you do you in Australia, baby.
Australia first.
Australia first is right.
Who else we got here?
Silver Investment and Morgan Dollar00:02:19
How about area code 707, radio graffiti?
Who else we got here?
How about area code 707 radio graffiti?
Who else we got here?
How about area code 707?
Who else we got here?
How about area code 707?
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Not this shit.
Not on radio graffiti.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Not this shit.
Not on radio graffiti.
Wait a minute.
This is going to be on radio graffiti.
Are you kidding me?
You got to be saved me for Christ's sake.
Fucking be saved me for Christ's sake.
All right.
Take this shit off for Christ's sake.
Not on radio graffiti.
Take this shit off.
All right.
Take it off.
Jesus Christ.
Radio graffiti 2, man.
Radio graffiti 2.
Jesus Christ.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Hey, girls, how's it going?
How's it going, man?
Hey, girls, I got a question.
You touched this subject before.
You know about the silver coins and how you should invest in them?
Yeah, I still do.
Yeah, I do have a couple in my safe deposit box.
I was wondering what I should do with them, you know?
You should save them because silver is at a low point, in my personal opinion.
I think you should save them.
If they're pure silver, I would save them.
And I would also look up on the internet and whether or not they're worth anything if they were minted somewhere, if they're in decent shape, if they're graded, etc.
Yeah, I do have one of them graded.
That's from PTGS.
It's actually a 54.
I mean, it looks pretty good.
It's a Morgan dollar.
Oh, you're already ahead of the game, dude.
That's what you need to do.
That's how you invest in silver.
So cheers to you, dude.
I'm glad that somebody's out there listening, man.
I mean, because if you're going to invest in silver, I think coinage is the way to go.
Because aside from silver going up in bullion value, it'll also go up in the value dependent on what creates the nuance to the coin, etc.
Happy Doo Splice Complaint00:10:15
All right.
Who the hell else we got?
That's a good question here.
How about who the hell is Anus Turtle Radio Graffiti?
Record your name after the film.
I am Thomas Alban.
Has sent you this message.
If you go to the phone, text him.
Maybe we can do a little bit of a phone bang.
You know, I'm very, very good at phone banging.
They liked what they heard, and they're ready to connect with you.
You're connected.
Say hi.
Hey, what's going on?
What's going on?
I came across your greeting, and I'm rather interested.
Good.
What do you look like?
I'm rather an affluent gentleman.
I'm cultured, to say the least.
Really?
So how old are you in your first cat?
I think I'm about 13, 2, I think, about 14 years old when this happened.
Yeah, what happened?
I mean, this was outside of school.
This is after school.
He didn't tell anybody.
I think, you know, I mean, the only people that literally saw it were like the group of kids that were around that literally saw me pounding his head.
Like, you said it.
Your connection was ended with a keypart.
Get this shit out of here.
Get out of here for son of a bitch.
That's not funny.
Son of a bitch.
Ah!
Fucking asshole, man.
That's not funny, man.
Don't be using my voice, you piece of crap.
Fucking, you know, using my voice on a fucking soundboard so you can do your little stupid prank calls for Christ's sake.
I mean, don't do that shit, man.
God damn it, man.
That's not funny.
That's fucking sick.
Well, it's fucking gross.
What they use, perverted.
Perverted for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
Who the hell?
Fuck else, man.
Who the hell is ghost versus ghost radio graffiti?
American Game Masters radio graffilters.
How about 210 radio graffiti?
Get him out of here.
Get him out.
You have plagiarized a 2000 and what was it?
2011 ghosty?
You son of a bitch.
Don't be plagiarizing old ghosty stuff, you son of a bitch.
Are you kidding me?
Is that how you did your homework?
Huh?
Is that how you thought you were going to get your way into college and you ended up doing it?
And you ended up having to have a $60,000 goddamn.
You're an idiot.
Just sit here and shut up.
Ghost Politics 515 has disconnected from Ghost Politics 210.
This asshole.
I didn't plagiarize shit.
That's a splice and everybody knows it.
That's a damn splice, man.
Everybody knows it, man.
That's a goddamn radio graffiti splice and everybody knows it, man.
Good God, you sons of bitches, man.
I'm telling you, you just.
Y'all don't appreciate nothing.
Y'all don't care about anything, man.
This is why we can't have nice things.
You get it?
You get it?
You're pieces.
You guys are pieces of shit.
You know that, man.
I mean, listen, I'm almost six hours into this broadcast, and you sons of bitches don't even give a shit.
You know what I mean?
I just did another six-hour show yesterday, and you people think this is so funny, man.
This is not funny.
All right, go shoving up your ass, all you people that think this shit is funny for Christ's sake, all right?
And who the hell is this?
Smells like a Jew or smile like a Jew, smile like a Jew, radio graffiti.
We got Rob of the Beat.
It's seriously, Samsung, radio graffiti.
What's going on, man?
This is your old pal Thomas Elbin.
This is a song about a capitalist.
No, this is a song about being happy.
That's right.
It's the happy, happy, doo-doo song.
Happy, happy, doo-doo, happy, happy, doo.
Happy, happy, do-do, happy, happy-doo.
Happy, happy, doo-doo, happy, happy, doo-doo.
Happy, happy, doo-doo-doo.
I don't think you're happy enough.
That's right.
All season to be happy.
Oh, pizza grant is a thought of this.
Now, boys and girls, let's try it again.
Happy, happy, doo-doo, happy, happy, too.
Happy, happy, too, too, happy, happy, do.
Happy, happy, too, too.
Happy, happy, too, too.
Happy, happy, doo, doo, doo.
And then he's the cook of all lives.
I don't told to the internet.
They don't know that they're ugly.
That's very funny.
I told him I'd be marrying a furry.
I told him I'd suit.
But he didn't believe me.
Why didn't he believe me?
Happy, happy, do.
Happy, happy, happy, happy, doo-doo.
Shut this shit up.
Shut this fucking seriously, Samsung.
Fucking troll out of here, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, happy, happy Jew.
What the fuck kind of stupid fucking anti-Semitic song is that, you piece of trash?
Huh?
Is that the first thing that you concocted in your head when you wanted to concoct some stupid fucking troll?
For Christ's sake, man.
You guys are pieces of crap.
And who?
Who the hell is this?
For my brother, Radio Graffiti.
He and I were raised side by side, but he was actually adopted.
It's okay that I'm also attracted to him.
I gave him my heart and then you turn around.
We went streeting in the dark.
Steaming to the thing after the art.
I gave you my heart and then you turn around.
Depressing melodies, suppressing fantasy.
I gave him my heart.
Wait, hold on.
All right.
We get it.
All right.
You six sons of bitches are out here doing incest for Christ's sake.
What kind of a desperate fucking move is that?
I can't find chicks of my own.
Let me go ahead and do my sister.
Get the fuck out of here for Christ's sake.
I'm not going to sit here and allow this to happen on my show.
On my show.
908 Radio Graffiti.
Hold on.
908 Radio Graffiti.
There it is.
Hey, ghost, how's it going?
It's Frank Zappa.
Hey, what up, Frank Zappa?
How you doing, man?
Hey, I've been drinking tonight, so I've been having a good night.
Two things.
Join or die, and don't tread on me.
Fuck all the trolls, fuck all the anti-Semites.
Israel's our closest allies.
And everybody hates the Jews.
I don't know why, but everybody hates the Jews.
Have a good night, ghost.
Hey, thank you very much, Frank Zappa.
You heard it right from Frank Zappa's mouth, man.
You see, you people are anti-Semites, and I don't understand why you people are out here just continuing to spew this, all right?
Israel is our greatest ally, and, you know, Lahim.
All right.
What else do we have here?
How about area code 570, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, ghost, how's it going, man?
I'm having a ball or Saturday.
I missed my Friday.
I just want to take a quick hit at that tetrahydric and have it all with you, man.
Oh, Jesus.
I don't even know if I have any left.
Let me see.
Do I have any left in the I got enough?
I got enough.
It's not all cash.
You ready?
There we go.
I got one in another one.
There it is, man.
Everything like that should have some beers, man.
I got to tell you that, dude.
Got to tell you that.
It's the truth, man.
Beers and we're the shit, man.
Amen.
Ghost, I want to tell you, I appreciate everything you do, man.
Six hours troll show.
That's a fucking treat, man.
Fucking great evening for everyone, man.
These people don't show enough respect, man.
Hey, thank you very much, dude.
I appreciate it.
What a nice radio graffiti this is.
And you're damn right.
Six hours radio graffiti, you fucking people show no fucking respect.
You show no goddamn respect for Christ's sake, man.
I'm telling your asses.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
How about 619 Radio Graffiti?
Latrani's not on anymore.
All right.
I'm open-minded, man.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be gay.
All right, I have an Avole bunch of friends that happen to be transgender.
Ah, damn it.
All right, haven't I bunch of friends that happen to be niggers?
All right, so shut up.
It's the truth.
Stiff fucking asshole.
I mean, you see that?
You see how that's a fucking splice, dude?
You see that?
I mean, why are you idiots continuing to splice me after all I've done for you, you fucking swine?
Six hour shows back to back for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, take a look at the ghost show that I just did, man.
Six hours.
Take a look at this show.
Take a look at this show, man.
Jesus Christ.
Wait, wait, we got another 618.
619 Radio Graffiti.
I'm muted.
And whoever Tony Talk is, hey, Tony Talk can repair.
Jesus.
Ghost.
You fucking meoke, you fat shit.
Tony Talk, you can eat my dick up till you hiccup.
Raiden Snake Liar Outrage00:08:16
How you like that?
Eat my dick up.
You fucking idiot.
My show.
That was ghost.
I know that stupid voice.
I know that fake.
All right.
Well, I don't know what the hell that was.
That was like pure major cringe, is what the hell that was.
Jesus Christ.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Hello?
What's up?
Oh, shit.
Hey, ghost, it's Mark Anthony.
Hey, what up, Mark Anthony?
How you doing, man?
I'm doing good.
It was funny.
I just woke up for work and I just noticed the show was going on.
I'm like, hey, I was just calling.
Oh, man.
It was a very interesting show, to say the least.
A lot of things happened, and I can't even believe I'm still on here after this time.
Yeah.
I'll definitely just tell you, I'm going to be joining the inner circle very soon.
I just got to do a few things, but keep cheering on, Ghost.
I'll probably listen to the show later on when I'm at work, when I'm on my break.
All right.
No problem, man.
Thank you very much, Mark Anthony.
Cheers.
You want to give any shout-outs to anybody?
Obviously, the inner circle for the shifts and giggles, tankies for ghosts, and for the chat that loves me a lot.
I know you guys are out there.
Cheers.
All right, man.
Cheers to you, man.
And like I said, man, I appreciate you.
You're going to enter the inner circle.
Remember, we're looking for some good peeps out here.
And by the way, I'll be in the inner circle tomorrow for a good portion of the days, and just keep looking out and et cetera and all that good stuff.
We only got a couple more here.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Not fucking funny.
What?
What do you is that Raiden Snake?
Raiden Snake, is that you?
Oh, he fucking hung up, dude.
Was that Raiden Snake?
That sounded like Raiden Snake that he was upset.
He was upset.
Like, he was upset at me or something.
Rayden, come on, dude.
Come back.
Don't hang up.
Just come back, Raiden.
I don't know why he'd be mad at me.
I don't know why, for Christ's sake.
Come on, Rayden.
God damn it.
Come back, dude.
All right, we got.
Come back, Raiden, for Christ's sake.
Don't just hang up.
I want to talk to you.
I haven't heard from you in a long time, man.
Jesus.
And listen, I didn't ban him, all right?
It was, how you doing, hey, Raiden Snake.
I'm going to go ahead and pick on you, and I'm going to go ahead and kick you out of the inner circle because I can go ahead and do that.
And absolute modpower corruption.
So anyway, what else do we have here?
We got the giggler, the giggler, radio graffiti.
Oh, shall we?
Oh, Christ.
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
Some Brody garbage?
Jesus Christ, man.
707 Radio Graffiti.
Let me spell it for you.
F is for friends who do stop together.
U is for you and me.
And is for anywhere in anytime at all.
Down here in the deep blue scene.
F is for fire that burns down the whole town.
Use for uranium.
Bombs.
And it's for no survivors.
Where you're going to be.
Those things aren't what fun is all about.
Now, do it like this.
F is for friends who do stop together.
Never.
That's completely idiotic.
Here, let me help you.
F is for friends who do stop together.
Jesus Christ.
What the fuck am I listening to?
All right, I'm doing like two more and I'm out of here.
This is getting ridiculous for Christ's sake, man.
How about 619 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, hey, look, oh, where's your radio graffiti?
You said in the two ways.
You know what?
Fuck you.
I didn't fucking promise nothing.
I said we'll see what we can do.
Hey, are you radio graffiti?
You know what?
I owe radio graffiti.
I owe radio graffiti these people.
You know what?
We're having Rayffiti on Brawler Friday in an earlier time, okay?
Within the first or second hour.
I'm not joking around.
How dare you try to get fucking psychological?
Get this fucking, get this shit out of here.
I'm fucking tired of you.
After all the shit I've done, I didn't throw this shit.
Fucking assholes trying to break it.
Fuck's sake.
Fucking assholes, man.
Listen, you're lucky I'm even here.
You're lucky I'm even here doing this fucking shit, man.
Six hours I gave you for the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Yesterday, I gave you all six hours.
And now what?
You're fucking going to call me a liar?
You're going to call me a liar because some fucking idiot troll on Radio Graffiti fucking said he fucking spliced some shit together?
For Christ's sake, man.
Shut up.
You fucking people in the chat room.
Let me tell you something.
You better shut the fuck up with the liar crap or I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Look at this.
Look at tell me, Elijah.
All right.
You know what?
Fuck you.
I'm out of here.
All right.
After all, I've done.
No, get this shit out of here.
Goodbye.
It's right.
Get this garbage out of here.
All right.
I'm not letting you fucking troll terrorists and cyber verb and call me a damn liar, all right?
After all I fucking do for you, you fucking fucking swine, man.
For Christ's sake.
I can't believe you people.
I can't.
I fucking can't believe you people for Christ's sake, man.
I've been here for almost six hours, you pieces of shit.
Take the radio graffiti shit.
Take it off.
Take it off, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm telling you, you people in the chat room, you're a bunch of ungrateful pricks.
All right?
I mean, that's what I've been saying all night.
You people, just flap your fat sausages of fingers on the keyboard and talk all this garbage about me, all right?
So shut up.
And don't tell me all the trolls win.
The troll.
You don't win shit, dude.
I've been here for six fucking hours.
All right?
I'm a machine.
Ah, shit.
No.
Aw, shit.
Shit's falling over for Christ's sake.
Ah, Christ.
Ah!
Shit.
See what you're fucking making me do for Christ's sake?
Because I'm fucking hitting shit.
And I'm fucking doing all this shit because you pissing them off.
You're fucking pissing me off.
You're fucking pissing me off.
For Christ's sake.
Fuck them radio graffiti.
What are you talking about, man?
These people have been going at me all fucking night.
And you see, I've been doing everything that you fucking idiots wanted to do.
All fucking night.
We fucking raided shit.
We called the dating line.
I did the fucking shout outs.
I did the fucking radio graffiti.
I did all this shit on this Saturday Night Troll Show.