Host of the Saturday Night Troll Show erupts in frustration over chat trolls, accusing them of instigating a "troll war" while he eats 50 ghost pepper wings and misses the Canelo Alvarez fight. He rants against anime fans, defends his $5,000 PC, and claims the left pushes a "candy-coated dictatorship." After spilling beer on his keyboard and reacting to disturbing media shares, he attempts a chat line prank call that spirals into accusations of him being a serial killer like Ted Bundy. Ultimately, exhausted by hate, racial slurs, and death threats, he vows to end the broadcast, blaming Silicon Valley censorship for the chaos. [Automatically generated summary]
I'm here for the Saturday Night Troll Show, episode number three.
I should have never agreed to do this show for you, trolls.
You know that?
Good God.
And look at all the people in the chat room saying I'm late.
I'm not late.
The Saturday Night Troll Show starts at 9 o'clock Central Standard Time or around 9 o'clock.
So shut up.
You're lucky I'm here.
You're lucky I'm here for Christ's sake.
It's the Saturday Night Troll Show, episode 3.
You know what time it is.
And like I said, who continues to do this show like a machine?
I'm a machine.
I am a machine.
You're damn right.
You all, shut up in the chat room.
You all should be kissing my ass.
Each and every one of you, for Christ's sake.
It's the Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Troll Show.
All right.
Go ahead and take out the music engineer.
How y'all doing for Christ's sake?
Good God.
I can't believe I'm here after a six-hour show yesterday.
All right.
I can't believe it.
Oh, Jesus.
All right.
Hail Laitler.
Yeah, real funny.
Real goddamn funny, you piece of trash.
All right, now let me do something here before.
Hold on just a second.
Before we get to the goddamn show here, I want to make sure the audio is all appropriate and all that good stuff.
And stop calling me Laitler.
Okay.
I say that the Saturday Night Troll Show will be around 9 o'clock this Saturday night.
Oh my God.
Hi, Ghost.
I hope the night goes a lot more smoothly than last night.
Hey, are you telling me?
Thank you very much, Cuckler.
Thank you very much.
Hold on, what is this?
Ghost quote, I am a machine.
A shekel machine.
Shut up, man.
I'm not a goddamn freaking shekel goblin, shekel machine, or whatever the hell you people are trying to say.
Shekel machine asshole.
Look, I'm here because I wanted to come on here because yesterday, if you did not listen to the ghost show yesterday, you had a lot of people hollering about troll show.
Troll show this, troll show that.
And if no troll show, troll war.
And I hate that term, you idiots.
I can't believe it.
The field of local live homes.
Oh, my God.
Shekel Goblin back for his E-Pack handle.
Go shoving up your ass, man.
I'm doing this to prohibit a damn troll war that you bloodthirsty digital troll bastards are trying to insinuate here.
You're trying to get in...
That's why I'm here, okay?
That's why I'm here.
And I want to be completely honest with you, okay?
I'm pissed that I even got to do this show on Saturday.
You know where I just was before we got to this, before I'm here, before I'm here broadcasting to you, you know where I was?
I was at Twin Peaks.
That's right.
I was at Twin Peaks, and I was having me 50 ghost pepper wings, all right?
And having all kinds of draft beer, and then to look at the time, and I got to be back so I could do the troll show for Christ's sake, man.
You know that I'm missing a Canelo Alvarez boxing match and UFC right now.
Oh, my God.
Do the Viet Conga.
Man, shut up, all right?
Go shove it up your ass.
I was at Twin Peaks out there, and I was pissed off that I had to leave because I got to come over here and participate in this Saturday night troll show with you pieces of crap.
And let me tell you, you people have no appreciation whatsoever, man.
What is this?
No, hey, Jamie Williamson, look, we're not doing the 12-bucker, all right?
We don't do that on Saturday night.
We don't do that.
And you know what?
That's probably another alien video.
And I don't want to, we're not doing that.
We're not doing that.
All right.
Maybe, you know, in an hour or so, we're going to do some media share or something of that nature.
We're not doing that crap.
Oh, my God.
I wish I was still at Twin Peaks.
Have y'all ever seen the broads and the booze and everything at Twin Peaks for crazy live?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh, my God!
Inner circle, baby.
Somebody just donated 300 bucks for the inner circle.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
The Tet Troll offensive.
Look, shut up.
Hold on.
Down forward punch.
All right.
Just donated 300 bucks so he could be a part of the inner circle.
I mean, good God.
I mean, Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Troll show.
Hey, down forward punch.
Welcome to the inner circle.
Thank you very much.
And hold on.
You did put a video, so I'm kind of obligated to go ahead and just post the video, even though we're not really doing that here.
All right, what's going on?
Let's see what we have here for the newest member here of the inner circle down forward punch.
Hold on, what is this YouTube video you got here?
Oh, no.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Hold on just a second.
Put the PC shot on.
Put the PC shot.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, what?
What?
What?
Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog right after.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Ghost, I am back from finals, and I'm glad that I'm done with finals.
Anyways, hope to call in later tonight.
Also, shout out to Karaskin, one of your old listeners of the show.
He's in.
He's in there.
He's just not with the same name.
Karaskin still listens to the broadcast.
All right.
Cheers to Karaskin, by the way.
Even though you trolls, you know, you're just being a jerk to him every single time.
All right, look.
Hey, thank you, Sonic the Hedgehog.
Hold on, Art Hammond, but what?
I got to what, Art Hammond?
Oh, my God.
Hey, Ghost, it's your favorite Dune Kuh here.
I'm actually surprised to see you do this episode.
Well, hope it goes well.
I'm off to sleep because I've been staying up all night, and it's almost 5.30 a.m.
Michael.
Jesus Christ.
Staying up all night for Christ's sake?
Now you're going to sleep?
Huh?
Are you going to let your mommy tuck you in?
Weren't you the dude that was like, my mommy?
Mommy, can you tuck me in?
I love you.
Huh?
Mommy.
Anyway, I want to play what the newest member of the inner circle right here.
All right, down forward punch.
Cheers to you.
Put the PC shot.
This is what he wanted played.
This is what he wanted played as a new member of the inner circle.
Go ahead, play it.
Let's play this crap.
Look at this.
The field of local live home.
This is what.
Hold on.
This is what Down Forward Punch wanted played here.
This is what he wanted played.
Wings of Redemption.
Oh my God.
Making his way into the ring.
Is this Wings of Redemption?
No way.
Down Forward Punch.
Wings of Redemption.
Richard Samuel Jordan.
Is this your entrance into the inner circle right here, or is it?
I can't be fooling you!
Oh, my God!
Hold on, we're missing donuts.
Greater than TFW, Zion.
Dawn still in the White House.
Feels Badman.
Feels bad.
Go shove it up your ass.
Private ghostler, shut up.
And whoever the hell donated three bucks, inner circle plus outer circle equals cornhole, shove it up your ass too, all right?
Shove it up your ass.
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh my God.
YouTube notifications aren't working for your show.
Could we get an earlier show for those who live on God's time?
On God's Eastern time.
Look, I mean, this is prime time right here for YouTube.
You know where I'm broadcasting?
I'm broadcasting during late night YouTube, and that's why YouTube is, you know, hooking it up.
I mean, it is what it is.
Now, I want to be honest with you.
Down forward punch, was that your entrance into the inner circle?
All right.
And listen, if you're not getting the notifications, it's probably because you're not pushing that little bell.
And if you're pushing that little bell thing and you still don't get a notification, well, then I don't know what to tell you, man.
I don't know what to say.
Hi, Ghost.
Hope today's show goes great and hope you're doing well today.
I'm doing as best as I can.
Hey, fake Jackler, I'm doing as best as I can.
Luckily, we got a new member of the inner circle here.
In the field of local live hall entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Corn in ghost hole.
Man, look, stop talking to me in emojis, dude.
Stop talking to me in emojis.
Homentotainment.
Oh, my God.
Twilly, let me love you.
And that's another thing that you trolls got to be.
Y'all ought to leave Tweey alone.
You got to leave Tweeley alone.
Hey!
Pingas!
Happy Saturday.
Here's a cool song I found that should be the official theme of the inner circle.
Oh, geez.
I'm sure once you and the IC members hear this.
I'm doing these two.
All right.
I'm going to do Jamie Williamson's, and then I'm going to do Pingas, and that's it.
All right.
That's, you know, that's all I'm doing.
I mean, I don't want to do these 12 buckers today.
Do you understand me, folks?
I don't want to do these 12 buckers today.
So let's, you know, calm our asses down with these things.
All right.
Now, Jamie Wilson, is it?
What is this?
In the field of local live down forward cup.
Press Dow to ban down forward cunt.
Don't be a hate.
Don't you fucking trolls even be, don't even do that.
Don't be a bunch of haters because you wish you were in the inner circle, but you're not.
All right.
So don't sit over here and be a hater.
Hey, it's the Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Troll Show.
Episode 3.
You're lucky I'm even here for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Impending disaster.
Oh, my God.
50 ghost pepper wings and guzzling drought.
Damn right.
You're going to destroy your combination wheelchair toilet.
Go shove it up your ass.
Let me tell you something.
A real man knows how to eat a 50 wing of ghost pepper wings.
I'm telling you that right now.
And guzzling down some beers.
As a matter of fact, since we have a new member of the inner circle, down forward punch, I think it's about time to celebrate.
Before I do, though, before I do, and shut up, impeaching Trump for two bucks, shoving up your ass, and Gostama bin Laden for two bucks, telling me I'm a jukebox.
Go shoving up your ass while you're at it.
All right, look, we're gonna go ahead and what Saturday night wheelchair show.
I'm not in a wheelchair, all right?
I'm not in a fucking wheelchair, and you people aren't gonna harsh my mellow on this Saturday night, man.
All right, what is this dark mean magician girl?
Hashtag nuke all brown noses.
You're a son of a bitch.
All right, in the field of local live.
Okay, I'm gonna press alt and f4 just because you say so, because I'm a stupid idiot boomer.
That's what you people think I am.
He's a stupid idiot boomer, telling to push alt and f4 and all that crap.
Local live, hall meant attainment.
Oh, my God.
What happened to the inner triangle?
Well, maybe it exists beyond your comprehension, beyond your consciousness, huh?
Trump heart attack for two bucks.
I know that's a leftist piece of trash.
Ain't gonna happen, boy.
It ain't gonna happen.
Now, this video, and I'm not, I'm only gonna do this one in Pingas.
Do not donate 12 bucks.
We're not doing it this show.
All right, we are not doing this this show.
All right, let me get that through your goddamn heads.
We are not doing this this show.
So this is Jamie Williamson, and of course it looks a little fucking alien-y.
You know, it looks a little alien-y out here.
Put the PC shot on.
This is Jamie Williamson right here.
I'm a lonely cop up with a blind puff pulling on my hair, fuck her in her ass up.
I'm a nasty person.
Oh, my God.
I mean, who does these alien videos?
Who has this little power over me?
This is amazing.
Goddamn.
All right, real funny, goddamn Jeremy, Jamie Wilson, whatever the hell your damn name is with your damn alien fetish.
Jesus Christ, you got an alien burning out in a damn freaking Mustang.
That's, yeah.
I've seen it all now.
I've seen it all.
Yeah, Jamie Williamson, once again, with his goddamn alien fetish.
All right, this next one is by Pingas, who says that this should be the new inner circle theme song according to this Fruit Bowl Pingas.
And hold on, what is this?
Let me hear it first.
What is this?
This is supposed to be the new inner circle theme song, huh?
When you're down in trouble, what the hell?
It looks as bad can be.
Here's advice from a good friend.
In the field of buttons, oh my God.
You're a sick bastard.
You feel bad, don't know why.
Squeeze your butt cheese together.
Squeeze my button badly.
Don't know why.
Squeeze my cheese together.
Got it.
All right.
All right.
Squeeze your butt cheeks.
What was it?
This one is of a white person.
What is that?
What is that emoji supposed to represent?
I don't understand what the hell that.
All right.
And hey, Pingas, yeah, real funny.
Squeeze your butt cheeks together.
Real funny, you idiot.
Shut up with these stupid emojis, man.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Shut up with these stupid goddamn emojis over here, man.
Seriously, who does this?
Who in the hell is doing this?
All right.
Who the hell is doing this crap?
I want to talk about some things today.
And of course, you people just want to be a bunch of troll terrorists and cyber vermin.
All right.
I know.
I know.
It's the Saturday Night Troll Show, and I want to talk about a few things out here that most trolls, or at least at least I hope most trolls, actually care about, all right?
Now, what we're going to do, all right, besides you idiots trying to, you know, tell me I'm an idiot, wish me dead, talk about my granny, talk about me and being in a wheelchair, and all this other crap on TTS and in the chat room, I want to talk about some things as it pertains to the whole troll culture out here on the internets, okay?
All right, I mean, that's what I want to talk about.
We're talking about technological stuff, that's what we're talking about, all right?
I want to talk about some technological stuff.
Probing Time With Trolls00:11:43
What in the field of local live meme magician?
Oh, my God.
Talk to me in emoji.
Meme magic only works if you speak in emoji.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
Now, what I want to talk about here is that we've got the Oculus Rift out here being what?
The field of local live.
Communist for Trump.
Ah, no, come on, dude.
I am back bitches.
No, that better not be him, dude.
That better not be goddamn communist for Trump, dude.
That better not be him.
All right.
Oh, my God.
I'm the tool of the government and industry, too, for I am destined to rule and regulate you.
What?
Your mind is totally controlled.
It has been stuffed into my mold, and you will do as you are told until the rights to you are sold.
Well, Frank Zappa on TV.
Frank Zappa.
People are voluntarily doing it.
They're voluntarily doing it themselves.
All right.
Local live.
Saturday night emoji show.
All right.
Yeah.
You know what?
I'm glad.
Yeah.
Happy face, crab.
What other emojis?
You got an alien emoji, ghost emoji, and of course the corn emoji.
And of course, beer.
And what is that, a menorah?
You fucking idiots.
You know, I mean, Jesus Christ.
I want to talk about technology stuff.
All right.
You understand that?
And of course, you trolls, you just want to make my life a living hell.
I mean, you understand that you fucking troll goddamn cyber vermin should be lucky that I'm even here.
And you should be kissing my ass.
I should have never agreed to do this show for you, trolls, because now you trolls are holding it over my head, threatening a goddamn troll war.
All right.
I don't want to hear the term troll war again.
All right.
I don't want to hear the term troll war.
All right.
Now, since we have a new member, and hey, down forward, punch, the email address that you have and the account that you're donating with, I'm going to send you an exclusive link into the inner circle.
And you should have that by tomorrow during the day.
And it's, look, it's a limited time.
So once you get the link, click on it.
And we'll go ahead and go ahead.
I mean, as a matter of fact, inner circle meeting tomorrow.
What is this?
What?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, it's really me.
You're lucky my YouTube channel got taken down.
You're also lucky that I am not going to donate 12 buckers.
Let's make admin.
I'm not going to make amends with you, you card-carrying commie.
In the field of local lives, I'm going to slap him out of here.
All right?
And what?
Oh, yeah, real funny.
I'm not a goddamn.
I'm not.
I'm in a wheelchair.
I'm not in a wheelchair.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
No, I am.
Troll war.
You see these bloodthirsty bastards?
Oh, my God.
Do you see these bloodthirsty bastards out here?
They want a fucking troll war.
I'm over here.
I'm trying to prevent local liars.
Shut up.
I'm not in.
I'm not in a goddamn wheelchair, man.
All of you just shut up.
All right.
All of you just shut your stupid mouth.
All right.
Hey, look, we got Lieutenant Lupus over here.
What do you want?
What is that?
Guden Tog mind.
Look, shut up, first of all, all right, with the whole Mindfear ghostler crap.
And secondly, talk to me in American, boy.
Do you understand that?
I want you all to start talking to me in American, son of a bitch.
All right, look, I'm going to go ahead and Jesus Christ.
I mean, look at these people.
Hold on, hold on.
Somebody just put a two-bucker probing time.
Probing time.
Oh, my God.
All right, look.
I don't know what the hell I'm.
I don't get it.
I don't freaking get it, dude.
I mean, you all know that I shouldn't have to be doing this.
The only reason I'm doing this is to prevent a troll war.
And I wish that you had a little appreciation.
Shut up with the goddamn emoji.
Oh, my God, you asshole.
Shut up.
Damn it.
I'm not in a wheelchair.
God.
Son of a bitch.
I'm not in a wheelchair.
Son of a bitch.
I'm not in a damn wheelchair.
Shut up with these stupid wheelchair emojis, man.
Shut the hell up.
I don't want to start the Saturday Night Troll Show like this, you pieces of crap.
You know I am.
What is this?
A black.
What is your home?
Oh, my God.
What is this?
Disabled.
What is that?
Jew, pig, hambone?
Did I do the emoji interpretation correctly?
What is this?
Text language.
You say to talk to you in American, but you're down there in Mexico speaking to me in Mexican.
I'm not in Mexico, you.
I spoke in American here, Boomer.
I'm not, first of all, I'm not in Mexico.
I'm in Texas, boy.
I'm in Texas.
It's a big difference.
Oh, my God.
The only reason you're doing this show is because you want the money.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, wait, asshole.
I could be eating wings and drinking beer and looking at home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Airsreel Kecker.
Hey, Ghost, it's me, the 619 kid.
My dad is local live hole.
You're a little bastard.
I really want to talk to your parents.
Here's Macho Taco, Ghost.
I just joined Tinder and Humble and took a picture of myself on top of a humble.
Local live home.
Hi, Phil Swift for Flex Tape.
Flex Tape can help you fix your wheelchair.
Are you kidding?
Who donates under Phil Swift?
Who are you?
Oh, here's Oliver Carswell.
More emojis, dude.
More emojis.
What is this?
Ghost, beer, cheers.
I don't know what that next one is.
I know that's a Jewish menorah cripple.
I don't fucking know.
I don't know for Christ's sake.
I don't know.
Oh, my God.
Ghost probed my neg hole, alien, Shut up, man.
Shut up about probing neg holes.
All right, I didn't probe nobody.
All right.
Jesus Christ, you people are starting off like this, and I can't believe it, man.
I mean, I want to talk about tech stuff here.
All right.
I want to talk about tech stuff, but of course, you sons of bitches want to go into, you know, you guys are sick.
All right.
You guys are sick.
You know what I mean?
Jesus Christ.
At what?
In the field of local live home.
Let me talk to you in American.
Hot springs, no pedestrians, no littering, no bicycles, non-potable water, no one understood.
Emoji loving basketball.
I mean, I'm sick of this emoji.
Sickness emojis.
Hundred points, dim button, bright button, trident emblem, Fleur De Lupart, alternation mark, warning children crossing.
Japanese symbol for beginner, recycling symbol.
What the hell is this?
Asterisk cross mark, check mark, diamond with a dot cyclone, double curly loop, globe with Meridians, atm sign, passport control I mean, are you kidding me with all these emojis?
For christ's sake, let me talk to you in America.
Skip this crap.
Skip it man, she's there's lieutenant Lupus.
Oh yeah, Lieutenant Lupus.
The only reason you're doing this is because you have no friends.
You admitted it before.
I don't even think you take you.
Don't think Mrs Ghost is real mentatainment.
Oh my god, what is that?
Wrench is better than ghost.
Here's macho taco again.
Local LIVE HOME.
What is it?
The Ghost Show?
The only show that condones and uses socks soaked in gamer girl feet sweat as tea bags.
Shut up.
All right with your stupid wrench is better than ghost crap.
All right enough.
All right enough.
The freaking panda.
Local LIVE HOME Entertainment.
Oh my god, remember when you said yesterday that you were gonna take a?
Yeah, I guess that didn't work out.
These fucking trolls want a troll show.
These trolls are threatening troll war.
I mean, they want a troll war.
My god, number of games played zero, shut up.
All right, just shut up.
What is this?
Stay on schedule?
Local LIVE HOME Entertainment, oh my god.
If you wanted to stay at Twin Peaks longer, you should have gotten there earlier.
Shut up.
I mean, I wanted to go when I was watching some sports, for christ's sake.
Home mentatains, oh my god.
You see face reveal.
You see how women think that they are above everybody else.
I said no, 12 buckers.
This bitch thinks you special and i'm just supposed to do this, you know.
And shut up.
Soiled wheelchair, all right.
I mean, look at this dark me magician girl thinks that she's special.
I'm a woman, i'm special.
Attention, parents and grandparents of young children.
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The grow up plan gives your child ten thousand dollars in whole life insurance protection now and doubles automatically at no extra cost.
I mean, what the hell?
Why do you people donate with that stupid crap?
Local LIVE HOME Entertainment, oh my god.
What is this engineer is better than?
Oh, it's engineer.
That's what.
That's what represents an engineer.
Live HOME, that's what represents an engineer.
An emoji is a fucking wrench.
And what is this ghost?
Something.
Go something for five bucks.
Go something.
I don't think i'm.
Yes, you do.
I said that I wasn't gonna play it.
Remember that we had you fish rag whore.
It's up to you to play it or not.
Big boy, listen you see how you women think that the rules don't apply to you.
Do you see this?
Does everybody witness what dark me magician girl just did?
This woman thinks that the damn rules, Rules don't apply to her.
I said that I wasn't going to play any more 12 buckers, but because she has a twat in the middle of her legs, she feels that she is, she's freaking entitled.
You know, she's freaking entitled.
Hey, you did it for that man.
So you have to do it for me now, ghost, okay?
Huh?
And I'm a woman, all right?
The things don't apply to me.
I'm a woman.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
What?
Don't take this too harshly.
But you remind me of a perfect mix of the two leading actors in planes, trains, and automobiles.
John Candy and Steve Martin?
In the field of local live hall mentators.
Oh, there's Jacker.
Congratulations on being able to keep your teeth thus far, grimacing face-tooth, cigarette, beer, mug, beer, mugs.
Hey, man, I eat well, all right?
I'm very well nourished, all right?
That's why I have all my hair.
I got all my teeth.
And, you know, I look, you know, like a very, you know, I look like a man, baby.
I look like a man.
You should have seen me when I was out there at Twin Peaks.
All those little broads that are showing their breast assists and their ass cheeks out there and those little timber outfits looking like a payment.
Electric Threats And Grid Systems00:03:42
Oh, my God.
In what relation do the communists stand to the proletarians as a whole?
The communists do not form a separate party opposed to the other working class parties.
Yes, they have no interests separate and apart from those of the proletariat as a whole.
You know what, a communist for Trump, you know, you're talking as if the current communist obliged the communist manifesto.
All right.
Wait, down forward punch.
Look, listen, ghost.
Ignore the trolls and let's discuss some VR.
Hey, look at Down Forward Punch over here.
25 bucks to tell me to stop listening to you trolls and let's talk about some technology out here.
But look, I want to school Communist for Trump over here because it sounds like he's cutting and pasting some damn garbage that he read in the Communist Manifesto.
Do you understand that Marx's version of communism isn't implemented?
There are new variants of communism, you stupid idiot.
Just play the video already.
Make it fair or there will be consequences.
You know what?
I don't take very well to threats, all right?
I don't take very kindly to threats.
And if you're going to threaten me, we're going to have some serious problems.
All right?
Now, just because of that, I'm, you know, I'm not talking about, you see, you idiots, you throw this troll war in my face.
You throw this troll war in my face.
Attention.
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may to be entitled to financial compensation.
Please stop.
Mesothelioma is a rare cancer linked to asbestos.
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh my God.
Macho Taco Ghost, do you think electric cars will hold their value as they age?
Absolutely not.
And also, if you had to design a cool electric car, what would that be?
I don't think electric is the way to go.
I mean, don't you dumb green morons understand that, okay, we're not burning gas, but then we're going to put a completely different.
I can confirm I am just some mail-order bride.
Thomas Albin bought from Chernobyl.
All right, shut up.
He likes it when I peg him hard with a strap on until he.
Look at this per this is perversion.
That's not Mrs. Ghost.
Shut up.
Now, you green morons don't understand.
Okay, we won't be using gas, but do you know how much strain that we're going to put on the electrical grid system?
The electric grid system now can barely handle our demand because of our electric devices, you dumb idiots.
My name is Doug, and I have mesothelioma.
You need information about medical or financial resources for mesoperia patients.
I need a beer.
And look, more emojis.
More emojis.
I need a payment.
Oh, my God.
As I was saying before, you so rudely interrupted me.
You're interrupting me!
Yuck.
Here we go with this emoji garbage, man.
I can't believe that emoji is actually a way to interpret language.
I mean...
I mean, where are we going?
We're going back to hieroglyphs.
Is this where we're going?
We're going back to hieroglyphs now.
That's what we're doing.
Small orange diamond.
Small blue diamond.
Large orange diamond.
Large blue diamond.
Red triangle.
Black, small, square, white, small square, black, large, square, white, large square, red triangle.
Emoji Garbage And Hieroglyphs00:02:18
All right, shut him up, man.
Shut him up.
Man, before I go on on this Saturday Night Troll show, I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer, man.
Jesus Christ.
And I thought that the beers that I was chugging at Twin Peaks were going to be enough for me to get pallet this damn broadcast, man.
All right.
Give me my goddamn freaking beer for Christ's sake, man.
I wish I was still a Twin Peaks, dude.
You know, I had 50 ghost pepper wings and ate it like it wasn't shit, man.
You should have seen the broads out of there.
They were like gawking like I was a real man because they know that ghost pepper is the kind of crap that these damn cops put in their pepper spray.
And here I am, I'm dipping it in the sauce and eating the son of a bitch like it ain't shit because I'm a real damn man.
I'm a real man out here.
You see, and you guess who was all out there at Twin Peaks?
Nothing but a bunch of soy boys out there babysitting beers.
All right.
And the bad part about it is that I had to come back and I had to do this show when I am missing UFC right now.
I'm missing the Canalo Alvarez fight.
I'm missing.
I love combat sports and I'm missing it, dude.
I'm missing it.
Hey, it's Brooke.
Thanks, Ghost and Outer Circle Discord, for lifting my spirits last night.
Y'all are the greatest.
Blazing on some Skywalker as we speak.
Getting blunted.
Shout out Twillu, BNP, UN Engineer.
Cheers to this army in this bitch, Greenheart for my cannabis heads.
Hey, cheers to Brooke.
And by the way, I hope everything's going all right with you.
Thank you very much.
And look, I know that you're smoking on some Skywalker right now.
I should have gone to the Mexican kid that I score weed from, and he's the Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner over here.
And I just didn't.
I didn't get around to it.
I wanted to go celebrate.
I wanted to be in a bar setting.
You know, that's why I was at Twin Peaks for a few hours, for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
I wish I was still there instead of sitting over here being with you people that don't even appreciate that I'm here spending my Saturday night with you fucking trolls.
Now, look, I'm going to play this clip, okay?
Horrible Wheelchair Yanks00:14:40
And listen, no more 12 buckers after this, okay?
And this especially goes for you, Dark Me Magician Girl.
You think that you're so cute.
You think that the rules don't apply to you because you're a woman.
And you see, this is why women, even though they're over 65% of the damn workforce in today's America, even though they're out there as free as they want to be, they could become a corporate mogul or go out and become a goddamn fucking sexual playground and a loose-loosey slut bag.
You could do whatever you want.
And you know what happens?
Oh, I want to still bitch because, oh, I want somebody to do everything for me.
But I want to pretend that I'm independent.
I want to pretend that I'm independent.
And whenever I do something wrong, I'm just going to make an excuse.
That's what we do.
And that's how we avoid, completely avoid responsibility.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Hey, hey.
I mean, I can only look at women's track record.
Why don't you take a look at all the women leaders that have happened within the past 30 years and take a look at how they turn their countries into complete dog shit?
Take a look at the women CEOs that are out here and take a look at how, you know, Pirier Fury Ino, that horse face looking broad that tried to run for president under the Republican Party in 2016.
Furiana, she drove freaking Hewlett Packard down the tubes.
All right, I'm just saying I'm basing my assumption on the track record of women.
And you know, women, you are all in control right now.
I don't know why y'all are still bitching about all equal pay and all women's rights.
And y'all are in control.
Y'all are a protected class at this point in time.
I mean, a man can't even be, you know, overtly flirty with you without you women coming out and saying, oh, rape.
Oh, he sexually abused me.
Oh, my God.
I mean, you know, did you hear about this one Twitch streamer?
You know, this one, I don't know, he's an ethnically ambiguous Twitch streamer.
All right.
Some woman goes up to him at some convention.
Okay.
And this woman is some big time Instagram thought.
She's a porn.
She was formerly a pornographic material broad.
She, I don't know, whatever.
She comes on to him and gets very sexually overt and talks a lot.
And then he responds back with, hey, you want to suck my dick?
And all of a sudden, you know, that's a sexual, I'm just, I'm so tired of it, man.
I'm so tired of this crap.
I'm sorry.
I'm so tired of it.
Women, you need to realize that there is not a freer country that you could be in than in this country right here.
And you people are still bitching.
You're still bitching, for Christ's sake.
You can go out and do whatever the hell you want, but you're still bitching and moaning.
I'm tired of it.
And this goes for the LGBTQ as well, man.
I mean, let me tell you, there's not a safer place in the world for LGBTQ than in this country right here.
And yet they go out and they continue to protest and they continue to bitch and moan.
And now that they've got everything they want, what is the LGBTQ doing now?
What is the institutional LGBTQ doing?
They're trying to go after your children.
They're trying to go out there and send drag queens to read to your goddamn kindergartners out here in public education.
All right.
They're out here trying to sex change your six or seven year old by suggesting that, hey, that's a boy wee wee.
Do you want to take it off?
I mean, come on, dude.
All right.
Listen, I'm not against the LGBTQ.
I'm not against women.
But you know what y'all folks need to realize?
Y'all are a protected class in this country.
All right.
And if you were in any other country, you women would be persecuted.
I mean, I don't ever hear about you women talking about the women in the Middle East that are being persecuted.
I mean, did you read about this woman in Bangladesh who accused her teacher of raping her?
She got burned to death because she came out and said that she got raped.
There are Muslim countries right now where if you allege that you got raped, the woman can go to prison.
I mean, where are you women for that?
Huh?
Where are you women for that?
It makes me sick, man.
I'm tired of this stuff.
All right.
Now, I'm sorry that I went off on this soliloquy about women and about the LGBTQ, but I was just trying to make a point that I said no 12 buck donations.
No more.
All right.
No more.
And here you have Dark Me Magician Girl saying, you know what?
I'm a woman.
I'm every woman.
And she just decided to throw a 12 bucker in there.
And I'm just supposed to bow down.
All right.
I'm just supposed to bow down and just oblige this crap.
And what do you want, you commie?
Ghost, I finally agree with you.
Fuck women.
Get over here and suck my guns.
Go in the kitchen and shove it up your ass.
I am so sick of women acting like they're people.
They're not.
They're objects.
No, I'm not saying that, you stupid commie.
And not to mention, you sound like a fruiter.
I heard you over the phone.
All right, Communist for Trump.
We've already talked to you in radio graffiti, dude.
You sound like you're half a chick already.
I mean, you could hear the soy in your goddamn voice, for Christ's sake.
Hi, I'm Communist for Trump.
And you know what?
Fuck you, man.
I mean, just, hey, let your nuts hang, all right?
Let your nuts hang, all right, you stupid idiot.
And like the old song goes, you may think you're stronger, but my nuts hang much longer, much longer and longer, amen.
Yeah, you damn card-carrying commie.
And not to mention, you're like a Hispandex.
So on top of you being a little bit of, you know, a little soy running through your mouth, you're a Hispandex.
And what do you want, Dark Me Magician Girl?
What do you want?
Why do you blame females for you lacking self-control?
Why?
I didn't hold a gun to your head and tell you to play it.
Oh, here's an idiot or a girl.
I'm glad you brought this up.
This is the typical woman right here.
Did you hear this excuse that she just did?
Did you hear this excuse?
Oh, my God.
Alex Jones official.
Just shove it up your ass.
Did you see the psychology that Dark Me Magician Girl tried to do?
You could tell she does this to men all the time.
Hey, I didn't hold the gun to your head.
You don't have to play it.
You don't have to do it.
I mean, get the fuck.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
What is this?
You're right.
Women are sick.
Let's get rid of them all.
I'm not saying that, idiot.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying it.
Or really that retarded.
That was the fakest me ever.
Oh, now you're denying your own fruit bull self.
Oh, that's great.
That wasn't the real me.
This is a real me.
Shut up, you fruitball.
And here's Kabim.
Oh, my God.
In Islam, if a woman says she got raped, she must have four witnesses that will defend her.
But if she cannot, she will be stoned, mashallah.
There it is.
Men cannot handle their women.
They have more testosterone than average man now.
West needs Islam to smash them.
Oh, geez.
You see, there it is right there.
There's Islam for you women right there.
And here's Black Hat, all right?
So you'll play it if a man sends it.
I'm not going to play it, Black Hat, you stupid fruit bull.
All right.
Especially yours.
You're a goddamn freaky son of a bitch.
All right, look, I ain't got time for this.
All right.
I want to say cheers right and for the first and foremost to the newest member of the inner circle, down forward punch.
I want to say cheers to Brooke.
I want to say cheers to everybody out there who is listening, who appreciates the show, and isn't a goddamn cyber vermin piece of internet people trash.
All right, cheers, baby.
All right.
Now, I know that a lot of people are out here saying, oh my God, ghost, you're a sexist.
I had to go in that soliloquy.
Okay.
I had to go in that soliloquy just to prove a point that these women think that the rules don't apply to them.
The rules don't apply to them.
I'm going to play Dark Me Magician Girl's video because I just gave her a verbal anal raping with no Vaseline and she's still looking at how big the gape is at this point.
All right.
So with that being said, and listen, don't throw any more 12 buckers, please.
All right.
Please don't throw any more 12 buckers.
I'm not joking.
All right.
I'm not.
Hey, wait a minute.
Don't call me a fucking cuck.
All right.
Shut the fuck up.
Don't call me a goddamn cuck, you son of a bitch.
All right, you son of a bitch.
I'm not a cuck.
You're a cuck.
You're a goddamn cuck.
All right.
Son of a bitch.
What is this?
What is this?
Wait, I thought this was a troll show.
Not a sit-down and complain show.
Shut up, you stupid commie, all right?
Why don't you show your real voice again?
Don't you give me a call?
Hi, I'm Commies for Trump.
Hall mentotainment.
Oh, my God.
Oh, now you have to give me a cheers too, while also cucking to me.
Fuck you!
How dare you, you goddamn digital dishrag whore!
How dare you!
After I'm sitting over here, I'm being nice.
You see, this is why you don't be nice to sluts like this.
You see that?
This is why you don't sit here and be nice to sluts.
You see that?
You be nice to a slut and look at that crap.
Look, look, look.
This is what you get.
You see that?
You open a door for a broad and she slams it right in your foot for Christ's sake, man.
I'm telling you, Dark Me Magician Girl, if you were in front of me right now, I would physically put you in a kitchen and I would force you to get acquainted with some goddamn kitchen appliances so that you could have some.
What?
What?
Eat my muff ghost.
What?
What?
Now I got mad women?
Now I got mad women that are hating me because I'm telling you the truth.
I've got women that are mad at me now because I'm telling the truth for Christ's sake.
Who the hell is Jessica?
Huh?
Who the hell is Jessica?
What do we have a feminist raid coming in here?
Is that it?
How dare you talk that way about women?
I am woman.
Hear me roar.
Jesus Christ, man.
Give me my freaking drink.
I'm not cucking to nobody.
You know what I'm saying?
I ain't cucking to nobody.
And let me tell you something.
You sons of bitches that are out here that disagree with my perspective on women, that you've already got so much soy running through your goddamn veins.
You don't know whether to put your Audi in an innie or put an Audi in your innie.
If you understand what I'm saying, you freaky little ninny.
Anyway, Dark Me Magician Girl, I ain't cheersing you.
You're a piece of trash, but I'll play your stupid video, which you claim that this is a, what is this?
A face reveal?
Ghost face reveal.
This one is by Dark Mean Magician Girl.
Once again, Ghost Face Reveal.
And shut up.
I'm not cucking.
Shut up.
Dark Homentotainment.
Oh, my God.
Type cuck in the chat if ghost is coming.
Ah, fuck you.
I'm not doing it.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm not cucking nothing.
All right here.
Play the video.
Ghost face reveal.
Dark meme magician slut.
All right?
Play it.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
You know, I should have played this before I even did.
I mean, look at this.
What the hell?
Why are they trying to pull him out of his wheelchair?
Why are the police trying to pull him out of his wheelchair?
What the hell?
Why are they trying to pull him out of his wheelchair?
That's not fair.
That's police brutality against the disabled.
Look, they just yanked him out of his wheelchair.
The cops just yanked him out of his wheelchair.
Oh, man, I can't watch this.
Oh, man, this is horrible.
Oh, my God.
All right, I can't watch this.
This is horrible.
And you see, and this is what Dark Me Magician Girl wanted us to watch for heaven's sake.
Yeah, real funny.
Real funny, you stupid broad.
Take a whiff of that while you're at it.
All right?
Take a whiff of that while you're at it.
Jesus Christ.
All right, you know what we're going to do?
I want to talk about what I want to talk about here.
I want to talk about some technology.
Hold on.
Black hat, before you start complaining, because you're, you know, your asshole is puckered and, you know, whatever.
Let's go ahead and play your stupid video if this isn't.
Oh, no.
Why are you doing this, dude?
I'm not in a wheelchair.
I want to reiterate that to all you punks.
I'm not in a goddamn wheelchair.
All right.
But you all keep freaking requesting these videos, insinuating that I'm in a wheelchair and it's not funny.
Put the PC shot on for Christ's sake.
Look, here it is.
Here's Blackout who requested this for $12.
What is this?
Look at this.
Funny video.
Wheelchair rifle.
This is horrible, dude.
This is horrible.
Oh, my God, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, pause that.
That's horrible.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
That's horrible.
Oh, for Christ's sake, dude.
True Manly Panic Radio00:05:19
All right, that's enough.
All right.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man, that is horrible.
That is horrible, dude.
What do you want, meme magician?
Oh, my God.
Ghost, I hope you realize that stop donating the 12 buckers or any variant to that phrase is actually cursed magic.
So that every time you say it, it automatically makes all the trolls continue donating the 12 bucks.
Reverse psychology FTW.
I mean, what are you talking about, man?
I'm trying to tell people to stop.
I'm trying to tell them to stop.
Oh, my God.
Here's a viable solution to this problem.
If we had all female islands and all male islands, we'd quickly realize how much men and women need each other in order to complete each other.
Because right now it feels like we're in a fight against each other.
Well, you can thank women for that one, dude.
You can thank them.
I will hear me roar.
You can thank that one.
Lol, you die to lull you die.
You see, right when you were talking about women, here's this goddamn Dark Me Magician girl out here.
You see how women are?
Huh?
You see how these women are, for Christ's sake?
Yeah, real swift, dude.
Real swift.
And let me tell you something, all right?
The reason that it's women's fault at this point is because they're mostly in control, dude.
They are a protected class at this point.
I mean, I just said that, you know, you can't even overtly flirt with a woman without them saying that you're sexually harassing them.
All right.
I mean, you know, if you have a disagreement with your woman inside your own home, they can have you arrested just by suggesting that, you know, you gave them a smack or something.
I mean, give me a break.
All right.
If you divorce these women, they not only take half of what you earned throughout your whole life with them, you got to pay child support and alimony because they get the kids 85% of the time.
Oh my God!
And what is this, black hat?
If you're not on a wheelchair, then prove it with a face review.
I'm not face revealing to you people.
I'm not, are you fucking kidding me?
I'm not face-revealing to you people.
Are you joking?
Man, you're gonna have to you're gonna have to I'm not doing it.
You know what?
I don't even want to say a price because you idiots may do it and I don't I'm not I don't want to do it no 12 bucks you fucking assholes You stupid assholes clean the crustaceans out of your ears.
Oh my god This one's too smart for the trolls to understand actual intellectualism.
Well, I hope it it is you know what I mean?
I hope it is for Christ's sake and look true manly panic radio.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
And what are you trying to get me to watch true manly panic radio, huh?
What is this?
Hold on, let me see this.
Oh, Jesus.
Here we go.
More freaking anime, dude.
More freaking anime.
I'm so sick of you anime pricks.
I'm not even kidding.
You guys are stupid.
You guys are freaking stupid.
True manly panic radio.
This is what this idiot spent 12 bucks on right here.
Look at this.
Look at this.
in the field of local live home entertainment oh my god the disparity in the number of men and women are a clear sign of how are you kidding me are you kidding me Oh my God.
I mean, they're making anime about this shit.
I mean, seriously, they're making anime about this crap.
About the feminists.
You know what I mean?
Look at this soy boy.
Look at this soyboy representation of the modern new male for Christ's sake, you know?
Oh my God.
Soon there will come a day that is why you can't trust them.
They will string you along and then kill you just as they killed me.
Oh my God.
All right.
This is true incel freaking anime.
This is what this is.
This is incel anime right here.
I can't believe that they've even well, it doesn't surprise me, I shouldn't say.
It doesn't surprise me at all.
Oh yeah, vast feminist conspiracy.
You know what?
All right, I've had enough of this crap.
All right, all right.
That's enough for Christ's sake.
Good God.
Incel anime.
And whoever the hell donated $5,000 jukebox, you're a piece of trash.
All right, you're a goddamn piece of trash for saying that my $5,000 PC is nothing but a jukebox.
All right, this is top of the line gaming computer right here.
A Corsair i160 for Christ's sake.
i9 eight core processor for Christ's sake.
32 gigabytes of RAM.
A 2080 TI NVIDIA graphics card.
All right.
Suck it.
All right.
Suck it.
And I've got a 49-inch ultra-wide screen monitor, baby.
So I mean, it looks like I'm in the mothership.
Looks like I'm in the mothership.
Oh, my God.
Dictatorship And Women's Roles00:06:10
The way to deal with women is make them understand why they exist.
Women exist to lay down, make babies, make food, and clean house.
If your woman does not do this, you must beat her.
You know she is.
Oh, wait a minute.
Hold on.
I'm not condoning beating anybody for Christ's sake.
Are you kidding me?
I'm not too eyes.
The fake jacker.
The women aren't fully to blame, ghost, because men today are soy boy idiots who can't act like real men.
Yeah, I agree with that.
That's not what a woman wants nor needs.
That's why they take charge.
But because women weren't meant to take charge, they become bitchy.
They become bitchy and incompetent as well, in my opinion.
Stop caving to the 12-buck donators and just activate MediaShare, you spineless troglodyte Clark.
What the hell is a Trogra-like Clark?
What the hell is that?
Trogler-like Clark?
What the hell is that?
I've never heard that before.
What is a Troga-like Clark?
What the hell is that?
I've never heard that before.
What does it mean?
Because I might take that from you.
I might gank that from you, man.
Hold on, what is this?
Here's Frank Zappa.
Frank Zappa donated the 12 buck.
This is the last 12 bucker we're doing, all right?
This is Frank Zappa who donated this, and it looks like Frank Zappa himself saying something.
Let's put the PC shot on.
Let's take a look at this.
People who are artistic have always been a threatening force to people who are dictators.
And even though we call this country a democracy, it's turning out to be more and more a candy-coated dictatorship.
And so it seems fairly logical that the people who would like to convert this country into a candy-coated dictatorship would do everything they could to make it impossible for people who communicate through the arts to say anything that might resemble a message like the artist.
You know what?
I'm going to say something about this.
Frank Zappa.
God damn it.
I'm fucking talking.
Homanta.
I'm talking.
What is this?
A cripple boy's $5,000 brick.
All right, shut up.
All right.
Now, I want to explain something.
You've got Frank Zappa that's speaking from this perspective, and it's leftist.
You know, this is a leftist perspective.
He's talking about how the arts are going to impact culture, etc.
But what he didn't understand then, which has become more apparent now, that the left are the ones that want to insinuate dictatorship.
It's the left that want to have a centralized government or authority dictate where safe spaces are, dictate what free speech is, etc.
So in my personal view, I think that Frank Zappa has it somewhat correct, but he's insinuating that the dictators are those on the right wing of the political spectrum when they are not.
Okay?
It's the left that's calling for the regulation of free speech.
It's the left that are trying to regulate safe spaces.
It's the left that's trying to use violence to silence opponents.
Ghost, this isn't some romantic princess picnic.
What the hell, man?
What?
This is a manly picnic.
No glasses, no napkins, whiskey only.
The beverage of true men.
Ha ha ha ha woo.
What are you talking about?
I don't understand.
Some princess picnic.
I understand, boy.
I'm a real man, all right?
All right, I got balls the size of grapefruits, and I don't bust them for nobody.
Do you understand that?
So I don't know what the hell you people are talking about.
I'm just simply stating that everybody needs to focus on who the true totalitarians are.
Oh, my God.
Zappa was conservative.
You cringe boomer.
He was conservative.
That didn't sound conservative to me.
Oh, we have to use the arts to impact the psyche of those that are out there in society.
I mean, do you understand that art has been used as a pinnacle of propaganda by the left?
That's why every communist or socialist society has cracked down on those that are artists and intellectuals.
And the only artists and intellectuals that are allowed to be artists and intellectuals are those that are sanctioned by the state.
And that's why you're seeing the left, who 20 years ago were advocating, you know, reaching the boundaries of speech.
20 years ago, the left was advocating pushing the boundaries of freedom, et cetera, you know, expression.
Now they want to sit here and they want to regulate us.
They want to regulate speech now.
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
Oh, my God.
Zappa was speaking out against Tipper Gore trying to censor music.
Well, you know, I mean, I guess, but I just think that people put way too much emphasis on art and music.
All right.
I mean, if you want my opinion, most folks, and especially your average everyday idiot, they look at art and entertainment and all this creativity as a means to live vicariously through nowadays.
I mean, back in the day when we didn't have television and we didn't have, you know, music and any kind of media delivered capacity, people would interpret fantasy a hell of a lot different than the way they do now.
They would interpret art way different than they do now.
Nowadays, art via movies, via music, via television, they are now the power of suggestion of people's lives.
And let me explain something.
Colleges, Degrees, And Capitalism00:02:45
That's why many of these women that are out here that are living independently, like, hey, bitch, I'm independent.
I'm woman.
Hear me roar.
I can have a job being a corporate mogul.
I can have my children without any father.
I can do everything myself.
That's why these women are having the worst lives in today's modern society.
That's why we're seeing a spike in women strokes, in women heart attacks, in women diseases, because these women are completely unhappy with their lives, even though they have finally gotten to the point that they were fighting for.
All right.
They were fighting for, I want to be a part of the corporate infrastructure.
I want the right to vote.
I want this.
Y'all, you got it.
You got it.
And you're still bitching.
You got it.
Frank Zapper.
However, I would argue that the trolls are very influenced by hip-hop culture and it has indoctrinated them into leftism.
I've been saying that for years, dude.
Especially the women, wherein the left has stolen the media, arts, and culture and have convinced them to hate men.
I don't think it's just the media.
I think that we have to look at the colleges.
The colleges, too.
Oh, my God.
It me.
It me, imperior gritty, it me.
What the hell does that mean?
Now, I think it's the colleges, too, because take a look at all these women that think that there's something and somebody because they got a goddamn degree.
I've got a woman's studies degree and I'm a doctor.
I got a PhD in women's studies, so you have to call me doctor, bitch.
That's right.
Call me doctor, bitch.
I mean, these women actually believe that when they get a degree, that it canonized them into a new socioeconomic strata by default.
And the perfect example is if y'all didn't see that, I tried to show it, I think, on Monday, this one brought in this tech talk or TED Talk, T-E-D, TED Talk.
And she was out here basically laying out, why doesn't anybody want me?
Why doesn't anybody want to date me?
And meanwhile, she thinks that she deserves this Prince Charming who's going to read her saunas or sonnets in the sauna for that matter, sonnets in the beach and serenade her from her goddamn bedroom window and still show her a valiant time and be a gentleman and all this shit.
All right?
I mean, come on, man.
You want to know why women are living like this?
Because aside from all the brainwashing that they're getting from the colleges, the goddamn movies, dude, the movies.
Women's romantic.
Pissing Suggestions And Sports00:04:00
Oh, my God.
Surprised to hear how liberal you are.
I'm not a liberal.
I'm not sure if you're afraid of everything you do, but glad I've been into him as long as I've been.
Great.
All right.
I'm not a liberal, you idiot.
All right?
I'm not a fucking liberal.
All right.
I'm a freaking right-wing capitalist.
And I believe that people should have individual responsibility.
And right now, the groups that are bitching the most on the left, the LGBTQ, the women, and other variants therein, they are just using excuse after excuse after excuse to make up reasons why they have to go out and protest and piss and moan.
All right.
And that's a fact.
They are living in the freest society in the world.
This is the greatest economy in American history.
And lo and behold, these people are still pissing and moaning.
Still pissing and still bitching for Christ's sake.
And I'm so sick of it.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sick of it.
I don't mean to be so goddamn political on the Saturday Night Troll show, but I'm sick of it for Christ's sake.
You all brought me to here, all right?
I wanted to talk about technology.
I wanted to talk about some things that impact the digital culture of the internet.
But no, you idiots want to sit here and you want to get me into some freaking sociology and fucking politics.
I mean, come on, man.
Give me a freaking break.
Give me my goddamn drink.
I can't believe I left Twin Peaks.
And they were going to show both the UFC and the Canelo Alvarez fight tonight just so I can be berated by you goddamn pieces of trash.
Oh, yes, Nico Angel Zappa would have hated you, you goddamn tranny.
Yeah, all right.
All right.
Look, I don't even like Frank Zappa.
I'm sorry, all right?
I don't dig his music.
I thought he was a little overrated, for Christ's sake.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
There were a lot of other people during that particular time that Frank Zappa was popular that you could look up to than this guy.
I'm just saying, I'm sorry.
All right, this guy dropped a lot of acid, right?
He was a real psychedelic, all right?
Anyway, for Christ's sake, people are saying, watch the UFC with commentary on here.
These people don't want to hear sports.
Are you kidding me?
Do you hear the amount of soy boys that we have during radio graffiti whenever they talk?
Hi, ghost.
You're a fucking asshole.
You think they want to hear combat sports commentary?
Oh, my God.
Hey, ghost, have you tuned in while I'm doing home renovation?
Hope your weekend is going well.
Shout out to the chat.
Shout out to Twilly, BN King, Brooke, and your IC.
Going to be doing a 15-hour drive soon.
Any listening suggestions for the road?
Any listening suggestions for the road?
15 hours.
That's a long time.
I would say, you know, if you want to hear some of these shows in which I've been doing six and seven hours, or, you know, if you got one of those satellite radios, man, put it on some classic rock, baby.
You understand?
Put it on some classic rock, some ACDC that we were listening to last night.
We drew to Texas!
Texas!
And we had some fun!
We got some news!
I mean, come on, man.
I like it.
Patiently waiting.
Cheers to you, patiently waiting.
Oh, my God.
Zappa was actually straight edge.
What's your opinion on Pretty Boy Floyd?
Who the fuck is Pretty Boy Floyd, dude?
Who are you talking about?
Are you talking about Pink Floyd?
What the hell is Pretty Boy Floyd?
Pretty boy Floyd.
Who the fuck?
I gotta fucking Google this.
Pretty boy Floyd.
Are you talking about Floyd Mayweather?
Is that what you're talking about, Pretty Boy Floyd?
Because he ain't pretty.
All right, I'll tell you that right now.
He ain't pretty.
Who is this?
Pretty boy Floyd.
Bank Robbers And Pretty Boy Floyd00:02:17
Oh, an American bank robber.
Okay.
Well, you know, Charles Arthur Floyd, nicknamed Pretty Boy Floyd, American Bank Robber.
You know, I don't like bank robbers.
You know?
I don't like bank robbers because it's a sucker's easy way out, man.
Why don't you work and earn a living like everybody else?
How about that?
How about you?
Why don't you work and earn fucking living?
All right?
No, I'm going to go rob a bank, dude.
That's going to be the big score.
And I'm going to be able to live on a fucking island, man.
Maui.
You know, that's going to be the big score, dude.
I'm serious.
Anyway, look, I don't know.
Y'all got me all discombobulated.
Look, it's already been an hour and seven minutes for Christ's sake on the Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Troll Show.
And, you know, I don't know where we're going.
I don't know what we're doing.
All right.
I mean, I tried to go a certain direction and you idiots, of course, you know, you're making me play all these stupid videos for Christ's sake.
Like, I give a crap.
I never should have done that.
I never should have, you know, played videos with you idiots for Christ's sake.
All right.
Let me calm my ass down here.
All right.
Let me calm my ass.
Just do.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
What, Jack?
God damn it.
When Ghost needs to repair his wheelchair, but is also late for the ghost show.
Fucking Jack Larry.
I just talked to you about the 12-bucker asshole.
And here's Edgy, bra.
Edgy Bra.
Ghost, did you know that Werner von Braun, the Nazi scientist, best friends with Walt Disney, wrote a book in 1952 called The Mars Project?
In the book, he writes about humanity being lead to colonize Mars by a man named Elon.
Just another coincidence.
Yeah, and by the way, Elon Musk comes from South Africa, which is where many of the Nazis live.
Just FYI.
Oh, my God.
Hey, fucker.
Zappa hated drug use and converted potential liberals like me to conservatism.
But if you hate him, then sure, I'll vote Yang Gang just to piss you off.
Go ahead and vote, Yang.
You think I give a shit?
Cannot Hear Mr G Super Chat00:06:41
I don't care.
All right?
You sound like the kind of idiot that has your hand out every goddamn time you have an opportunity.
Yeah.
Yang gang.
Yang gang.
Give me my thousand dollar a month neat bucks.
Give me my neat bucks.
I mean, don't, you fucking idiots have no concept of economics.
I mean, if everybody is distributed a thousand bucks a month, that becomes the new impoverished standard.
No longer are we going to have dollar menus like you see at these fast food joints.
No, no, since everybody's going to be getting a thousand a month, don't you know those damn dollar menus will go up to $10?
Because you idiots are getting the new impoverished standard.
And like I said before, it's no wonder why so many people hate America.
I mean, 80% of the world is living on one US dollar a day.
And you idiots want $1,000 a month.
Idiots want a thousand a month.
Oh my god.
Floyd Mayweather.
He was pretty boy Floyd because his defense is incredible.
I also met you me and Arturo Gaddi.
Arturo Gaddi was a badass boxer.
I really enjoyed his fights, dude.
I mean, Arturo Gaddi, unbelievable boxer.
It's a shame that he got killed by his freaking wife or whatever happened in that.
I don't want to go into it.
All right, but yeah, Floyd Mayweather, I'm not a big fan of his.
His fights are rather boring as far as I'm concerned.
And I don't like him.
I unfortunately had a bet against him during the Conor McGregor fight and Connor McGregor let me down like typical Irish fashion.
Local live hall meant it.
What is this?
Ghostler, you are so far on the spectrum tonight.
Put the engineer on so we can actually get some coherent thoughts.
What are you talking about?
I'm shooting pearls to you idiots, man.
All right.
Go shove it up, your ass.
Media share, please.
I'll put on media share here in a second.
All right.
But, man, I wanted to sit here and I wanted to talk about some things, but I guess we're not going to get to him.
All right.
Now, look, you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to go check out another live stream.
All right.
Let's go check out Mr. G.
I think he's living in.
I think he's living in a freaking cell somewhere or something.
I like Mr. G, but let's see what's happening with Mr. G. Let's put him on.
What do we got here?
There's Mr. G. What are you doing tonight, Mr. G?
What is Mr. G doing tonight?
Look at that.
Look at that.
It's a cell block, dude.
It's a cell block.
That's funny.
Justin got banned.
Man, we can't hear you, dude.
We can't hear him.
Can anybody hear him?
He's talking a little low.
In the field of local live hall meant it.
What is it?
Nico, what the hell do you want?
You won't put, I'll put on MediaShare, you son of a bitch.
Shut up.
I appreciate you, sir.
Any Detroit exactly stream elements.
Yeah, stream elements you can't take media.
Yes, you can!
You can do it, Mr. G. You just got to be there and you got to, somebody's got to be in charge of it.
All right.
I can't hear.
Can anybody hear Mr. G?
Tell him we can't hear him.
We can't hear Mr. G. Detroit.
Absolutely.
Streamlabs, go ahead.
We can't hear him, dude.
I can't.
Can somebody explain we can't hear a word he's saying?
We can't hear a word he's saying, dude.
And hey, all you idiots, you see, this is why I don't like doing these streams, man, because then you idiots are like, those politics are talking garbage about you.
He says you're a piece of shit.
I mean, I'm trying to just go check out these streams.
There's Mr. G here.
We got Mr. G here.
And tell him to put up his volume.
I can't hear it.
We can't hear you, Mr. G. Can't you use the money that was just donated to you?
No, I can't.
Because it's super chat.
You don't get super chat until the month and then you'll only get half a bit.
Yeah, hey, Mr. G, you should just get rid of super chat altogether.
The field of local.
I'm glad he's doing stream elements.
Oh, my God.
Stop raiding, you animal.
Stop rapping.
I'm giving freaking Mr. G a couple of viewers here.
What are you talking about?
Me and Portland Andy, apparently.
Man, we can't hear.
Can somebody tell him we can't hear him?
Seriously, instead of talking garbage about me in his chat, can somebody tell this guy we cannot hear anything this guy?
I mean, we can't hear.
Yeah, I unbanned you, Megan Rylan.
Don't fuck it up.
Man, we can't hear him, dude.
I can't.
I'm moving on somewhere else.
We can't hear you, dude.
We can't hear you.
We can't hear you, dude.
I mean, I got the whole damn thing all turned up over here.
We want to see some action, Mr. G. Come on, we want to see some action, baby.
No, I can't.
Man, I can't, I can't hear him.
Give me a drink.
All right.
All right.
Look, he's not happy with all the ghost politics.
He's already, they're getting pissed off, dude.
All right, that's enough.
All right, let's move on.
All right, I just, I mean, wait a minute, did we just get blacked?
Did we just get blacked?
All right, we just got blacked for Christ's sake off Mr. G's.
I was just trying to observe local lives.
You know, I like Mr. G, man.
I couldn't hear him.
I couldn't hear him for Christ's sake, man.
And what is this?
Cans.wave scream and cry like a baby old man?
It's what we're all here for.
Shut up.
All right.
I mean, did he get triggered, dude?
I mean, I'm just sending people to a spot, man.
We're observing.
I mean, look, I want to talk about something here.
Since, you know, we already, since we already went to Mr. G's and we tried to, you know, give him some listeners or whatever.
I want to talk about in real life streaming, okay?
Burger Planet Fair Use Move00:15:03
I personally believe that in real life streaming is dying.
It's dying a horrible death and it's dying a fast death.
I mean, I love in real life streaming.
I want to be honest with you.
I liked Ice Poseidon, okay?
When he was actually going out and, you know, interacting with the public and going to Europe and going here and going there.
I liked it.
I mean, and you could tell that he put some emphasis on planning.
You could tell that he, you know, he hooked it up.
I mean, nowadays, in real life streamers, you know, are killing in real life.
Excuse me.
You see, they're making me belch.
They're killing in real life streaming because all they're doing is just walking around, dude.
They're just walking around.
It's like, hey, I'm here with my selfie stick and I'm just walking around here, dude.
And sorry for the belts, dude.
I mean, you know, I just ate 50 Ghost Pepper Hot Wings.
And let me tell you, if you don't know what Ghost Pepper Hot Wings are, then good God, all right.
And listen, people are talking in the chat room.
Hey, I remember Asian Andy.
Hey, I loved Asian Andy.
Whatever happened to Asian Andy?
Asian Andy made a lot of money.
He made in-real life streaming like a slapstick comedy.
And then he hooked up, from what I understand, this is all alleged.
I can only, I'm only, you know, this I can only go by what Asian Andy has talked about on his streams.
But of course, Asian Andy, from what he has said, he got hooked up with some chick.
And the chick is kind of kooky.
And apparently the chick just, I don't know, she's threatening to kill herself or she's kind of a kooky broad.
And this is what's made him.
This is what made him not stream anymore.
What is this?
Hey, Khabib, Check Burger Planet being a fat slob in a supermarket.
He's streaming now.
Look, I don't want to talk about Burger Planet because Burger Planet is in some serious trouble.
Have y'all heard about this?
Here, let me go ahead and tell y'all what's happening with Burger Planet, okay?
Now, if y'all are not familiar, he used to be a good friend with a streamer that's on Twitch and sometimes on YouTube called Bone Clinks.
Okay?
Called Bone Clinks.
Now, in my opinion, I've been watching Burger Planet for a long time.
Bone Clinks was literally a good friend of this guy.
Took him out, tried to, you know, let him eat chicks, you know, tried to do a bunch of stuff.
I remember one time when Burger Planet stayed the night at goddamn Bone Clinks' house, he raided Bone Clinks' damn kitchen and ate all the eggs and all the bacon.
I mean, just like an unappreciative homeless idiot.
Now, the reason I am not going to raid Burger Planet is because from what I understand, he is copyright striking anybody who has anything to say about his content.
And this includes some of these clip channels like CX clips or IRL clips or Latterus and all these other crap.
All right.
Now, I want to tell you what's happening here.
Let me just go ahead and show you what's happening.
Now, the former friend of Burger, Burger Planet, Bone Clinks, may be in litigation with Burger Planet.
Okay.
Now, this is serious business.
I mean, this is why I'm not going to be, you know, raiding Burger Planet because this guy is, you know, he's your quintessential social justice warrior.
He wants to talk garbage about everybody else.
He goes up to people.
I don't know if you ever see his stream.
He goes up to people with a microphone, annoys people, and then wonders why, you know, he gets his ass beat at the end of the day.
You know what I mean?
I'm just saying, all right?
I'm just saying.
Now, look, what I'm going to show you here.
What is this?
What?
The field of local live hall mental payments.
What are you talking about?
Stop making shit up about Burger Planet.
If you were any more than half a man.
Oh, look, here's one of his biggest fans.
Yeah, yeah.
This is one of his biggest fans right here.
BurgerBun 9000 is one of Burger Planet's biggest fans.
You idiot.
All right, now let me show you what's happening to Burger Planet.
Okay.
I'm going to go to IRL.
What is this?
IRL Moments.
It used to be called CX Moments, but CX is dead.
So I want to show you what's happening with Bone Clinks and Burger Planet.
Let's just let Bone Clinks tell you.
Go ahead.
Put on the PC shot.
This is what's happening.
Listen, watch this.
Just watch this.
This is what's happening with Burger Planet and Bone Clinks.
About the Burger false copyright strike, bull.
There's not really much that we can talk about, but we have a legal team involved.
Legal team?
So we take false strikes very seriously.
And we'll be taking appropriate action.
But we have basically what fair use was made for was, you know, being able to have transformative pieces, like making commentary on something that's literally the definition of the nut.
That's absolutely fair use.
And I feel like, and I feel like a lot of people on the news also do, or on the internet, do also agree with us that we are within 100% of our rights from fair use.
There's been multiple instances and cases that are very similar to this.
Case in point, the H3H3 case about copyright and fair use with that whole guy that did the free-running roof.
I think that we are kind of bound by like not wanting to say too much, you know, because for legal reasons, we can't really get into too much about it.
Actually, not scaremongering tactics whatsoever.
I'm actually really happy because I would love to see some shit actually go down with him.
I'm really off of him, and I'm very, very happy that he wants to take that route.
I have no real involvement in it.
I mean, it's just it's your guy, right?
You said it was some dude that you guys know.
So, uh, so that's pretty much the idea there.
I mean, I think that it could honestly, at the end of the day, like, we could just, like, take the 10 days and, like, do a counter claim, right?
And it would take 10 days for Burger Planet.
You get the idea.
So, that's why, you know, we're not going to be doing Burger Planet because Burger Planet is going to go out here and be some kind of a SJW about it.
And it's ridiculous.
All right.
And wait a minute.
You know, what Ice Poseidon is online.
Hey, man, Ice Poseidon, you know, his gums are bleeding, dude.
He's going to move to Texas from what I understand.
All right.
He's going to move to Texas.
And let me tell you, if he moves to Texas, you should come on over here.
We should go meet at a Twin Peaks.
All right.
And hey, you know, enough of that girl, that, you know, that fake girlfriend, dude.
I mean, I don't know.
I saw the Japanese stream, okay, in which, you know, she didn't want to hug you.
She didn't want no public display of affection and all that.
I mean, come on, dude.
Anyway, look, I want to play another clip in which, you know, we got some exposed text from Burger Planet from the guys that are going to throw litigation at Burger Planet for the false copyright strike.
So let's hear that really fast, okay?
This is in real life news.
I mean, is in real life streaming dead?
Is it dead?
Play it.
Play it.
Play the shit.
Play it up.
I texted him once I got the strike, right?
Because I control the channel.
And so once I got the strike, I texted him and I was like, hey, dude, this is really fed up.
And now I understand why everyone calls you a goosebag.
And I hope it feels good losing yet another friend.
He doesn't care about you because I offended you and I respected you.
Burger Planet doesn't give me a lot of friends.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about, Nate?
And I sent him the screenshot of the strike.
And then he replied, ha ha, nice.
Must feel, or feels good to be a backstabbing bitch or something.
Like, he said something like that.
Yeah, here.
I can have the text.
Oh, leak the text.
That's Burger Planet for you.
Oh, jeez.
Link the text.
Here's what I said.
I'm leaking the text.
I'm leaking the text.
Well, I used to like and respect you.
He says.
But it turns out you really are all the things people say you are.
And he was like, huh?
Where did that come from?
And I was like, have a good life, dude.
You just lost another friend.
And I said, what happened?
And I sent him the screenshot.
And he said, ha ha, nice.
Time to start over and not stab people in the back.
There it is.
There it is.
That's Burger Planet for you.
So, you know, there it is.
It's sad.
But is in real life streaming gone?
Is it dead?
Is it over?
I mean, I don't know.
I mean, you got Ice Poseidon.
He's going to move to Texas.
I don't even think he's going to leave his house.
This son of a bitch is talking about staying home and playing RuneScape for 24 hours a day or something, man.
I mean, hey, Ice Poseidon, that's not the game.
All right.
That is not the game that you introduced to your audience, dude.
Okay?
That's not the game that you introduced to your audience.
All right.
You were supposed to be the in-real life streamer out here, dude.
Oh, my God.
I loaded up Burger's stream.
He's looking at various brands of fiber in the supermarket due to his diet constantly constipating.
Holy shit, dude.
Put down the fork.
Dot and the spoon.
Dot and the knife.
In fact, just walk away from all food for a while.
Well, you don't understand.
He's on keto.
But the problem is, is that even though he's on keto, he drinks copious amounts of Jack Daniels, and he puts it in like a sugar-free Coke or some kind of Diet Coke.
That's probably what's screwing him up.
You know, you say, hey, I'm on keto.
Not to mention, he's looking pretty bad.
From my understanding, he's back home in Indiana, and hopefully, now that he's back home with his parents, Burger Planet will finally get a real job.
And, you know, I don't want to say too much about him because, you know, I occasionally watch him only when he has the content juice in him.
I'm not even joking.
Whenever he has the content juice, which is, you know, a little drinking, man, I mean, he has no shame to make a complete and total humiliating jerk off of himself.
All right.
None whatsoever.
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Texas is the greatest state in the country.
By the way, Burger Planet is live right now.
Hey, I just told you.
I just told you about Burger Planet for Christ's sake.
All right.
We're not viewing him.
All right.
We're not viewing them for Christ's sake.
All right.
As a matter of fact, we'll view somebody.
Is Ice Poseidon really online?
Let me see what Ice is doing.
Is Ice really on?
Hey, he's on.
Oh, look at this.
Chillin' and RuneScape with members.
Chillin' and RuneScape.
What did I tell you about this dude, man?
I mean, I think that he does not want to go in real life anymore, man.
I think all the experiences that Ice Poseidon had in real life has like shocked him.
It's turned it into a debilitating phobia.
He doesn't want to be around the public anymore.
He's scared crapless for Christ's sake.
He's scared crapless.
Let me see what he's doing.
Go put it on.
I want to go on an US game.
Oh, no.
I mean, I would love that, dude.
But you got to come back to America.
Or maybe I could do that.
Hey, wait a minute.
He's playing RuneScape.
And is he talking to Bjorn?
Can I come back to America with you?
Yeah, are you going to be able to do that?
Can I come back to America with American?
I'll tell you the story about Bjorn here in a second.
I think I am.
I think I am.
I mean, I'll tell you the story about Bjorn.
When you're going to do that, June.
Oh, man.
Look at this.
It's 2090.
Man, I remember when Ice Poseidon would get like 14, 15,000 viewers every time he would stream, dude.
Every time Ice Poseidon would stream, dude, freaking 15,000 people.
And look at him now playing RuneScape for Christ's sake, smoking a jewel, like sucking a schlong.
Hey, that's not bad.
That's some good shit, Bjorn.
Hey, maybe, like I said, you don't even have to come to America.
I've always wanted to do a, well, I've had this suggestion a lot from a lot of people.
I want to do an EU RV trip.
EU.
I mean, you hated Europe.
It's not going to happen for a while.
Hey, I remember watching your European stream, Ice.
You ended your European stream in a beats because you got fucking bullied by a bunch of Australian Chads.
He got bullied by Australian Chads in a beatsa, and he quit.
It's got an MEU stream.
I've been everywhere in America.
I've been live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Where else can I go?
All right, the 12-bucker.
Even though I said I wasn't going to do any more of those, but you people continue to do it.
Man, this is sad.
This is so sad.
Yeah, I mean, dude, I love you.
I mean, look at it.
This is a face of a broken man.
Look at him.
This is a face of a broken man right here.
Oh, my God.
You know what?
I don't want to watch this.
This is sad.
That's pretty interesting.
I have no idea about it.
You're half the man you used to be.
Half the man you used to be.
But Ice Poseidon.
Half the man you used to be.
I love you so much.
I love you so much.
Oh, my God.
Is this fucking Bjorn telling him he loves him?
Oh, my God.
All right, look, I'm going to show you something.
Take it off the PC.
All right, let me show you why Bjorn is begging Ice Poseidon.
Hey, can I go over there and live with you in America?
I want to go live with you in America.
Denmark isn't shit.
It isn't shit.
I don't know why.
It isn't shit.
I'll show you.
All right.
I'll show you for Christ's sake.
How do you spell this stupid idiot's name?
B. Jorn, I think is how you say, yeah, you speak.
B. Jorn, yeah, here it is.
Hold on.
Here, I got to look for it because I want to show you why this son of a bitch is begging Ice Poseidon.
All right, here it is right here.
Let me see if I can cue it up here.
Here it is right here.
Let's go ahead and let's go to Bjorn explaining.
Now, for you folks that don't know, let me give you a little bit of a preload.
All right.
Let me give you a little bit of a preview.
You've got Bjorn, who is from Denmark.
Now, how the hell did this Denmark guy get into in-real life streaming?
Well, Bjorn's paths crossed with Ice Poseidon when he was in America someplace.
And because he saw Ice Poseidon and Ice Poseidon would introduce people like, dude, I'm just streaming, dude.
Income Payback Denmark Government00:03:20
I'm making all this money, dude.
You know, I'm just streaming, dude.
And you're like, yeah, dude, fuck it, dude.
That's when Bjorn started to stream himself.
Now, the bad part about it is in his native country, Denmark, Bjorn had applied for benefits with his socialist government, claiming that Bjorn was too injured to work.
So he was collecting benefits through his socialist government in Denmark.
And for the past two years, Bjorn has been making money as an in-real life streamer.
Okay.
Now, unfortunately, some troll, all right, believe it or not, some troll got in contact with the Denmark government and they informed the Denmark government that Bjorn was not only being a cheat to the government, but was actually making money, not telling the government about his income.
And yeah, this is what happened, folks.
All right.
Let me show you what happened.
All right.
Let Bjorn tell you.
Here it is.
I have lost everything now.
They say I have made a criminal act and they will report me to the police.
And I have to pay back all the money I got in 2018.
They also think that I made money in 2017.
So I have to pay back 100, 100,000, 150,000 krona.
And they will police me, tell the police also.
So I'm in deep shit now.
But I can stream again.
That's now.
Nobody can take that away from me.
That's not illegal.
Yeah, for real, yeah.
I told them everything.
I told them that I didn't know the rules.
I didn't know that donations was.
That's your defense.
Ignorance is never a defense when you're against the government.
I mean, donations is not the same as making money.
Bjorn, you see, that's where you're miss.
That's where you're misunderstanding, okay?
When you are making an income, it doesn't matter if it is donations or whatever the case might be, depending on what your government views as taxable income, you're going to have to pay something on it there.
All right.
And not to mention, if you're collecting some kind of entitlement from your goddamn government because you're claiming you're too injured to work and then you're making money on top of that, of course your government isn't going to be too happy about it.
So, you know, he's in some serious crap.
That's why you heard in Ice Poseidon's stream, if you heard the Ice Poseidon stream, you know, you heard Bjorn saying, I want to go there with you.
I want to go to LA and I want to be there with you.
I want to get out of the country.
And you've actually got Bjorn trying to sneak out of the country.
And he's actually, I'm not even joking.
I've heard him on his stream suggest this, that he's going to try to marry somebody in this country so he doesn't have to go back.
All right.
Longhorns Texas Bad Situation00:06:23
So this is why I'm asking, is in real life streaming dead?
I mean, is in real life streaming dead?
Look at all the CX people, dude.
They're all homeless.
All right.
They're all homeless for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, everybody that came across Ice Poseidon and when Ice Poseidon said, dude, all I'm doing is in real life streaming, dude.
Vuggy, dude.
Fuck it, dude.
Everybody who's done in real life streaming is in a bad situation.
All right.
A bad situation.
So that's why I'm asking each and every one of you, is in real life streaming dead?
Because I don't want it to be dead.
I like in-real life streamers.
The problem is, is that many of these people believe that all they got to do is just put a goddamn selfie stick in their face and walk around and be, you know, fucking sitting Andy or something like we give a crap.
All right?
I'm not joking.
All right.
And listen, I want you people in the chat room not to tell me the winners of these fights.
All right.
I'm going to watch them later.
So don't be a fucking spoiler.
All right.
Don't be a spoiler in the chat room and tell me who's winning these fights.
The UFC or the boxing match.
So don't tell me.
All right.
Don't goddamn tell me, you son of a bitch.
I see some of you people are.
Look, I don't want to hear it.
I don't want to see it.
Don't tell me.
Don't freaking tell me for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm telling you.
You guys are lucky I'm even here.
And yet you guys are just being a bunch of jerk dicks.
Jesus Christ, man.
Anyway, look, I'm here.
Hold on.
What is this?
What is this?
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Ain't nobody on here.
All right.
Now, look, shut up in the chat.
All right.
I got to do a fucking $12 dono here.
Hold on.
Let's go ahead and do this.
Texas is better than okay.
You're damn right.
Texas is the best.
Texas is the best for Christmas.
Local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Breaking news.
Holy shit.
Gaza rocket killed over 3,000 people.
No way.
No way.
Let me check the news out.
I got to look at this.
Hold on.
What is going on here?
What's going on here?
I don't see it in the news.
I don't see it in the news.
And not to mention, that's a three-bucker.
All right.
That's a goddamn three-bucker.
I don't view nothing for three bucks, you son of a bitch.
All right.
And not to mention, don't donate 12 because I don't want to see it either.
All right.
Now, this one is Texas is better than okay.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
I knew you trolls were going to do this.
You know?
In the field of local live.
Oh, my God.
I donated and told Ice Poseidon how sad it is how all he does is play RuneScape.
And what did he do?
Hey, dude, fuck it, dude.
All I want to do is play RuneScape in my room all day, dude.
Fuck it, dude.
I want to be like Greek, dude.
I want to be like that fat ass on the verge of a heart attack, Greek, dude, fuck it, dude.
Anyway, this asshole, let me get back to this damn $12 dono.
Texas is better than okay.
Look at what this idiot just posted.
Hold on, what is this?
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Now, here's the news link.
This is out of the Herod's Israel News siren sounds in southern Israel after four Palestinians killed Fire Wounds 2.
Yeah, there's no 3,000 people, dude.
This idiot over here is telling me, 3,000 people.
Aladdin Andy ruining LA.
Who the hell is Aladdin Andy?
Anyway, look, let's get to this stupid freaking clip that this idiot Texas is better than okay.
Look at this.
Look at this.
I can already tell what this is.
Son of a bitch.
There's a team that's from Austin.
What?
Crappy coach, obnoxious fan.
You son of a bitch.
You're a fucking asshole, man.
This is Longhorns.
This is Longhorns.
Oranges from the Crimson Stance.
Time to cancel your Miami.
They're too stupid to realize.
You son of a fucking pastor.
We hate Texas.
What?
Yeah, we hate Texas.
Son of a bitch, you stupid.
You SONS OF BITCHES!
Just tear through your defense like you have done.
Rumor sooner all day.
You son of a bitch.
Goddamn sons of bitches, man.
When you had OU's number, you caught her back.
Careful, I wasn't coaching.
I don't want to see any more of this crowd.
That's enough.
I don't want to.
Shove it up.
All of you people.
Shove it up your ass.
Do you understand that?
This is Longhorns, baby.
Longhorns, you take these longhorns and shove them straight up your ass.
Freaking OU sons of bitches.
All right.
Can't believe you people, man.
I can't believe you sons of bitches, man.
What is what?
Field of local live home.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Jackler one.
Yeah, all right.
All right.
All right.
What is this?
Jesus Christ.
I forgot about Jacklers.
I wonder why I forgot about yours, Jackler.
Huh?
I wonder why.
Jesus Christ.
What did you donate 12 bucks for, Jackler, you piece of trash?
What is this?
What is this?
Oh, you son of a bitch.
You piece of trash, Jackler.
And what you said prior to this donation is when Ghost needs to repair his wheelchair, but is also late for the Go Show.
This is Jackler right here.
Put the fucking PC shot on for this fucking Jackler.
Son of a bitch.
That's not money.
That's the goddamn money.
That's not funny.
I just been in this field before.
Carbonation Head Talking Dude Jacking00:03:35
Higher on the green.
Turn that shit off.
Turn it on.
And get it off my screen, man.
You son of a bitch.
You know what, Jackler?
Go jack yourself off, dude.
And shut up in the chat room.
It's not a goddamn face reveal.
It's not a goddamn face reveal, dude.
Fucking Jackler, dude, jacking himself off, Jackler, for Christ's sake, man.
I'm telling you, dude, I can't believe you people, man.
You know, I've sit over here.
I shouldn't even be here doing any goddamn show for you, sons of bitches.
But of course, do you have any appreciation whatsoever?
Huh?
Do you have any appreciation whatsoever?
No.
Now, look, I want to talk about getting back to in real life streaming here before we get to media share.
All right, I want to talk about in real life streaming.
Is it dead?
Is it over?
And did Ice Poseidon not only create the in-real life streaming genre, but did he also kill it?
Did he also kill it?
I mean, like, I keep telling you, look at all the CX members out there, man.
They're all in financial trouble, and they're not, if they're not, they're not homeless.
They're homeless.
They're homeless.
They're looking for a home out here.
They're homeless, for Christ's sake, man.
In real life streaming, for Christ's sake.
Look, let me go ahead and get some more beer because I want to talk a little bit more.
I'm going to show y'all some in-real life streaming favorite moments that made in real life streaming so intriguing, so lowzy, so memorable.
You know what I'm saying?
So with that being said, let's go ahead and get some more beer before we start looking at some stuff here.
Let's get some more beer, man.
You're damn right.
Let's go ahead and get some more beer.
Hey, it's Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Troll Show.
Jesus, I just splattered it all over this goddamn Corsier keyboard.
But luckily, the Corsier keyboard is waterproof, baby.
It's waterproof.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, man.
I'm telling you right now, baby.
And look, I wanted to tell y'all something really fast that believe it or not, you're supposed to pour your beer with a lot of head on it.
You see, because what you want to do is when there's a lot of head on that beer, that's all the carbonation that's bubbling out of the beer.
So when you start guzzling and chugging it, that carbonation doesn't start, you know, erupting in your belly.
It's already been taken out by you pouring it outward.
So you're not going to get as bloated, baby.
And since I've been doing this, you know, because everybody, you know, they tilt the glass, they put the beer against the glass to try to get no goddamn goddamn head on it.
But look, you get plenty of head on beer.
And I'm telling you right now, I can chug these sons of bitches like it ain't crap.
No bloating, no nothing, baby.
No nothing.
So that's why I'm saying, make sure to get the damn carbonation out of the beer by giving it some head.
All right.
Make sure to take the carbonation out of the beer by giving it some head.
All right.
And I'm not talking about giving it a little head.
I'm talking about giving it a nice big head.
Do you understand?
All right.
Let me go ahead and let that foam out for a little bit here.
All right.
Now, with that being said, you know what I want to do?
Wedding Real Life Still Dancing00:15:45
I want to take a trip down memory lane of some of these in real life streamers that have been inspired by Ice Poseidon.
You know, let me tell you about one in particular.
And this particular streamer I'm about to talk about, Ice Poseidon has, at least he's expressed regret.
He's expressed regret about this.
And the reason is, is because this streamer, this in real life streamer that I'm about to show you, actually got arrested and is doing time in prison right now for the following in real life stream.
And I'm going to show it to you right now.
Okay.
I'm going to show it to you right now.
What is this?
I'm not giving you head.
Shut up, idiot.
All right, for two bucks.
Now, like I said, this in real life streamer, all right, was inspired by Ice Poseidon.
He is now doing time in prison because of his interactions with Ice Poseidon and him being inspired into joining the in-real life streaming trend because of Ice Poseidon.
And like I said, Ice Poseidon has been somewhat, I guess, compassionate.
He's regretted this.
All right.
So with that being said, let's go ahead and get to everybody.
And they're already saying it in the chat room.
The Arab Andy, the Arab Andy incident.
Now, if you're not familiar with Arab Andy, Arab Andy used to be an in-real life streamer that would do some very, very dangerous things, one of which I'm about to show you.
Now, why do they call him Arab Andy?
Because I don't know if he's Arab, but he sure does look like one, all right?
So here it is.
This is the in-real life stream that put Arab Andy in prison.
Enjoy.
All right, let's go ahead and take a look at it here.
Here it is.
Arab Andy gets arrested, and this is what caused him to go to prison.
Let's go ahead and run it.
He's in a college.
Sorry, I'm laughing.
He's in a college, and people are looking at him.
They're like, hey, wait, wait a minute.
He's an Arab with a briefcase.
Attention.
Uh-oh.
Look at how everyone.
What?
Arab with a backpack.
I think so.
C4 has been successfully activated.
Bomb detonation countdown successfully started.
This is horrible, this is horrible, this is horrible, this is horrible!
I'm not even joking.
This died.
You tried to make a run for it.
And there's the police.
Oh, yeah.
I'm recording, bro.
If you're going to sue me.
What are you doing, bro?
Put the gun down.
Put the gun down.
This is where he gets arrested.
How are you doing, bro?
Oh, my God.
Move this way.
All right, let me check my phone.
So there's Arab Andy.
What?
That way.
What about you?
On the ground.
I didn't do nothing, bro.
That was DTS.
That was a donation.
On the ground now.
Like, yeah, the cop's going to know TTS, Arab Andy.
That's good.
Put your phone down if you're concerned about it.
With your arms out to your side like an airplane.
All right.
That's the arrest.
And he gets arrested.
Believe it or not.
All right.
He gets arrested.
And he's doing time now because of that particular in-real life stream.
Now, I'm just simply stating, folks, that, you know, this is what in-real life streaming used to do.
All right.
This is what in-real life streaming used to be.
You know what I mean?
There was another guy, Asian Andy, that did the exact same thing.
Asian Andy, I don't know what happened to him, dude.
I really miss Asian Andy.
Asian Andy was really, I mean, he was fearless when it came to in-real life streaming like this.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
And he would just do, he would do all kinds of things.
He would do all kinds of things for heaven's sake, man.
I mean, he was just unbelievable, fearless.
Let me give you an example of what I'm talking about.
Now, and it's real sad.
Does anybody know the 411 on Asian Andy by any chance?
I mean, I'm not even, he got demonetized.
Well, okay, okay, great.
He got demonetized, but, you know, doesn't he have the ability to still do, you know, text-to-speech?
I mean, that's really what, that's really where it's at, man.
He made a lot of money at text-to-speech.
I remember one time he made $5,000 in one damn day.
All right.
I'm serious.
Anyway, I want to show you the kind of things that he did here.
Let me show you one in particular that I thought was funny, okay?
He liked to crash weddings.
All right.
And because he was Asian, he knew like some kind of a wedding house or one of these ballrooms that would always host some kind of Asian wedding or Asian event or someone who's a local live hall mentor.
Oh my God.
That was cool.
You next.
What do you mean, you next?
What are you talking about, you next, son of a bitch?
Now, I want to show you when he was at a wedding, okay?
Let me go ahead and play this up.
Let me go ahead and put this up here, okay?
He was at a wedding and he wanted to see if he bribed the DJ if he could get the DJ to play Ram Ranch at a goddamn wedding.
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking, all right?
Asian Andy, I don't know what happened to this guy.
Asian Andy, wherever the hell you at, come back to us for Christ's sake.
All right, come back to us.
Be an in-real life streamer again, and don't be a god's damn scared little ice boseiding butt monkey, dude.
All right, now let's go ahead and play this.
I mean, is in real life streaming dead?
Are we never going to see things like this again?
I'm really concerned.
Go ahead and play it.
Play this damn thing.
This is a Mexican.
What is he doing at a Mexican wedding?
He's going to give him 20 bucks.
Can you play my song, Ram Ranch?
And remember, he is in California, folks.
He's in California, so that's why there's a lot of Mexicans walking around out there.
And press play.
Off.
Off the cable.
Off the cable.
And press play.
$20.
So he convinces the Mexican DJ to play this for $20.
Let's do it.
It is in real life streaming dead.
The Mexicans, they continue dancing.
Look at the Mexicans, they're still dancing.
They're still dancing, man.
Aren't you in the showers at Ram Ranch?
King Hedge.
I mean, look at these.
Ram Ranch.
Cowboy stuff, big house.
I'm sorry, dude.
I saw this live.
Now he's got to go get his phone dude!
All right.
Oh, it's a Kinsenyera.
It's not a wedding.
It's a Kinsenyara.
Play something else.
Make it.
Oh, you're going to miss it out?
Are you going to mix it up?
Oh, my God.
Asian Andy, where are you, man?
He doesn't even know what he's saying.
They're letting it continue to play.
What's ever done here?
Oh, my God.
This is in real life streaming, man.
Are we ever going to see shit like this again?
Are we ever going to see shit like this again?
Oh, my God.
All right.
Shut it off, dude.
Shut it off.
I mean, seriously, man, are we ever going to see things like this again, dude?
Because I'm very scared that in real life streaming is over.
And, you know, the people that are in real life streaming now, they don't have the creativity or even the goddamn, they don't even have the goddamn foresight or the personality or anything of that nature.
And by the way, they did call him a puta.
They did call him a puta out there, man.
I'm not even.
Listen, I would like everybody's opinion in the chat room right now.
If you think in real life streaming is dead and we'll never see stuff like that, like, you know, that we just saw there again, press one in the chat room or press two in the chat room if you believe that in real life streaming still has some blood left in it, you know, still has, you know, there's still some talent out there in which somebody's going to go.
Because right now, most in-real life streamers are just a bunch of clout fucking chasing pieces of trash.
All right, two, two, two.
There's a lot of twos out here.
There's a lot of twos out here.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
Hey dudes, I'm wheeling through San Antonio back alleys.
Hold on, this dog has a hole in it.
Aw yeah, let's do this.
You ready, bro?
Ghost in real life streamer asshole.
What are you doing in that glory hole?
Damn it, I'm getting my gay belt.
Get to my gay.
Oh, Christ.
All right.
In the field of local live.
Well, that was unfunny over the line.
You know, unfunny over the line.
He played Ram Ranch at a Kinsenyera, dude.
I mean, good God.
He ain't.
Oh, man.
I don't.
You guys don't know comedy, dude.
I mean, I just miss stuff like that.
I miss stuff like that.
It's so sad.
All right.
Two, it's currently dead, but still has potential.
Who is going to have the personality and the creativity to make good in-real life streams anymore, man?
You've got Ice Poseidon who doesn't even want to do it.
He's too scared.
I mean, he wants to just sit in a damn hole somewhere and play RuneScape all day.
I mean, come on, Ice, for Christ's sake, come on, man.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, those were the days of in-real life streaming.
I still watch some of these in-real life streamers, folks, but they're really going by the wayside.
Most of these people are just kind of, they're just kind of just there.
They're just walking around.
You know, they're eating breakfast and shit like we care.
You know what I mean?
I don't know, man.
I don't know what's going to happen to in-real life streaming, but I hope that there's some people that get inspired and say, you know what, I can do that and be creative and have personality and understand that if you're going to be an in-real life streamer, you can't just be sitting around jerking yourself off.
You know, I'm not even joking around.
All right.
What?
Y'all want me to talk about?
Oh, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on, for Christ's sake.
Ghost make in-real life streaming great again.
Cruise through the streets while showing off your pimped out wheelchair.
All right, shut up.
All right.
People want me to show Hampton Brandon.
I don't even know.
I don't even know if I should show Hampton Brandon.
Hampton Brandon has been banned from most streaming, most streaming platforms that I can recollect.
I mean, nobody wants Hampton Brandon anywhere.
All right.
But look, I like Hampton Brandon.
He's kind of fearless.
I don't know.
He looks kind of sick.
He looks like he's a little, you know, he's a little bit on some, you know, he's a little bit on some drugs.
You know, I think he needs to lay off the drugs.
And, you know, let me explain.
Hampton Brandon was found by Ice Poseidon, like everywhere else.
All right.
And Ice Poseidon kind of introduced him into this whole in-real life streaming bit.
And he started in real life streaming for a little while.
Unfortunately, unfortunately, his content was really dangerous and really violent to the point where some of his violent episodes kind of caught up to him, okay?
Now, I'm going to show you where Hampton Brandon, okay?
Let me show you some of his fights and then I'll show you something else.
Look, here's his fights here, okay?
He has fought a lot of people.
Is there a fight compilation?
Yeah, here it is.
Here's Hampton Brandon fight compilations.
Here it is right here.
Go ahead and show it.
Now, this, remember, this was an in-real life streamer that was inspired to stream by Ice Poseidon and, you know, was, you know, once a part of the CX network.
Now he's trying to create his own 10 Toes Down network or something.
Go ahead and take a look at it.
Here's a compilation of some of his fights.
Go ahead and put you in.
Here's Hampton Brandon.
In real life streamer.
And then we wonder why he's been banned.
You know, then we wonder why he's been banned.
Look at this guy.
He's a violent guy!
I don't know about his skinny jeans, but...
Alright, alright.
You get it.
Here's a couple of fights.
Here's another one.
All right, we get it.
All right, look, I want to show you something, okay?
I want to show you.
Take it off here.
I want to show you that one day it got, it caught up to him.
It caught up to old Hampton Brandon.
He unfortunately got caught up with somebody who was a brother.
And this brother obviously was down for his.
All right.
So he was not going to back down from Hampton Brandon.
And Hampton Brandon, well, you know what?
I'm going to let the damn clip speak for itself.
All right.
Go ahead and go ahead and push the PC shot.
This is what happened to Hampton Brandon when he kind of met his match.
I'm angry.
I'm angry.
I got money to make.
Weirdo.
What's the cup?
Whoa!
Hold on, let's see that again.
That happened so fast.
Here, let's see it again.
Let's see it again.
I'm angry.
I got money to make.
Weirdo.
What's the cup?
He runs away into the street.
And look, I mean, who could get this lucky?
Nothing happened to this prick.
Nothing happened to this prick.
I mean, look at him.
I mean, what luck.
Only drug addicts like this get this kind of luck.
Chug Boom Hit Car Two Hours00:05:32
Gets hit by a car and keeps running.
Why are you doing it like that?
Oh, man, one more time.
One more time.
I got to see it one more time.
Oh, my God.
One more, one more.
I'm sorry, one more.
Boom!
One more, one more.
Boom!
BAAAAAAAA!
BAAA!
And he runs off!
And he runs off, dude.
Oh, my God.
All right, all right.
That's Hampton Brandon.
And, you know, somebody in the chat room wanted me to cover Hampton Brandon since we're sitting here talking about in real life streamers.
But yeah, that's the car.
All right, that's the infamous I got hit by a car kind of situation.
All right.
Now everybody is saying, hey, ghost, I want to have some media share.
It's already been two hours.
All right.
You know what we're going to do?
All right.
You know what we're going to do?
We're going to go ahead and I'm going to go ahead and have a drink and have a shot.
And then once we have a drink and a shot, we're going right to some media shares.
And for you folks that don't know what media share is, all you've got to do, it's not turned on yet.
Okay.
I got to turn it on.
But when you donate, minimum eight bucks gets you any media share you want and all that shit.
Wait a minute.
Why am I a sociopath?
Because I laughed at Hampton Brandon getting hit by a car.
He was okay.
This happened a long time ago.
He's fine now.
Everything's fine.
Everything's great.
I'm a sociopath.
I'm just, look, I'm asking a simple question whether or not in real life streaming is dead.
I don't want it to be dead.
I don't want in real life streaming to be dead.
I want it to continue.
I want it to prosper.
You know?
Here, let me have a shot.
I need a fucking shot for Christ's sake.
Give me a shot.
Jesus Christ.
I got to get a damn shot for Christ's sake.
As a matter of fact, I kept this damn Johnny Walker gold label in the box here.
Let's go ahead and take it out the box.
And like I said, I've got a little Johnny Walker gold label.
Oh, yeah.
So let's go ahead and take some shots, baby.
All right.
You got a good shot going on.
And once I get some shot, when I get a shot going, get some drinking going, get some beer drinking going.
Maybe we'll get to some goddamn media share here.
And you all shut up.
All right.
With the Johnny Walker second harvest, third harvest, fifth harvest shit.
All right.
I want to say cheers once again to Down Forward Punch, the newest member of the inner circle.
I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's a true capitalist.
I want to say cheers to the inner circle, baby.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers, baby.
That's what I'm talking about, baby.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, getting filled up with piss and fury, baby.
That's what I'm doing.
Getting filled up with piss and fury.
Woo!
I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling great.
I'm feeling wonderful.
All right.
If you're tuning in right now live to episode three of the Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night troll show.
Go ahead and spread this link around like wildfire, okay?
Let everybody you know across the internets and throughout the world.
Let them all know that the Saturday Night Troll Show isn't affecting in the house.
All right.
And let everybody know that we're here.
We're live right now on the broadcast, baby.
We've been here for two hours.
Jesus Christ, two hours?
It seems like that.
It seems like a snap.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a drink of some beer.
I'm going to chug this.
All right.
Hold on.
Let me get some.
Can we get some background music?
Hold on.
I got to get some background music for Christ's sake.
All right.
Here we go.
Let's get some background music.
All right.
Let's get some goddamn background music.
Here we go.
Let's go ahead and do this.
Yeah.
Everybody ready?
Everybody in the chat room.
I want everybody out there to do chug, chug, chug.
Chug a lug.
Chug a lug, chug a lug.
Make you more.
Here we go.
Chug a look, chuggalug.
Rape wine in a maze.
Ah, a friend of mine in the afterclass.
All right, shut that off.
All right.
I just wanted a little bit of background music.
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug.
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug.
And hey, asshole, don't call me a fucking fatty, all right?
I'm not a freaking hambone.
And shut up with the boomer talk.
Shut up with the goddamn boomer talk.
I'm not a damn boomer, all right?
All right?
I'm just an old guy.
Don't call me a fucking boomer.
I hate how you people use that term boomer.
I'm an older guy, okay?
I'm just an older guy.
One Jamie Ear Rape Williamson00:14:48
Jesus Christ.
All right, look, let's get to the goddamn crap.
You people, you know, you people are jerks.
All right, that hurt.
Anyway, look, let's go ahead and turn on MediaShare for the meantime, okay?
Media share has been turned on.
So let's go ahead and see what you sons of bitches want to do.
All right.
Oh, yeah, it's on now.
All right.
Media share is on.
All you got to do is click that little stream elements link and go ahead and hook it up with whatever damn media share you want, you son of a bitch.
All right.
And listen, I want to be honest.
None of this sick-ass perverted garbage.
All right.
None of this sick-ass twisted perversion that you people like to, you know, sit here and media share about.
All right.
The media share is here.
Who is this?
AAA, AAA requested this.
What is this?
What is it with you and this goddamn song?
Grab the loop.
For Christ's sake.
My shaft is quivering and my balls are turning blue.
All right, that's enough.
I think they're drinking in a fire.
That's enough, for Christ's sake.
All right, this next one is by Jamie Williamson.
Jamie Williamson, right here.
What is this?
Take it to a place where legally, you probably can't be there yet.
So even now.
Virtual reality porn.
You probably still can't.
Like art?
Like a casino?
I mean, it could be anything.
What are you talking about, man?
Virtual reality porn, Jamie Williamson.
Are you kidding?
What are you scared for?
Oh, but he here.
Oh, Jesus.
He's going into a dungeon or something.
He's going into a dungeon.
Oh, my God.
Man, Jamie Williamson, can you calm down?
Can you calm your ass down?
Jesus Christ.
This next one.
This next one you share.
What the hell are you talking about, Tim McCrab?
This next one.
Jamie Williamson, calm down.
Oh, my God.
Calm your ass down.
This next one is by Jamie Williamson.
For Christ's sake, go ahead and play it.
What is this?
Shut the fuck!
Shove it up, your ass!
Shove it up your ass for Christ's sake, man.
You son of a bitch.
This one is by MediaShare.
I don't know who the hell that is.
MediaShare requested this one.
Not ear rape.
Not an ear rape, man.
It's an ear rape.
Oh, Jesus Christ with this ear rape.
All right, turn this ear rape off, man.
Shut it off.
For Christ's sake, with this damn ear rape.
Here's another one by Jamie Williamson.
Here it is, Jamie Williamson, once again.
Hello, I am.
Hey, Mo.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this, sir?
Sounds like a bad thing.
Some dude that can't walk.
Some dude that can't walk.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
No.
Oh, my God.
I don't want to show you that.
I'm glad that this keep high winks.
All right, everybody, calm down.
All right, I'm doing the we're doing these one at a time here.
Here, here's Gay N-Word Hours by Tim McCrab.
Tim McCrabb requested this.
This gay niggas slay niggas, dick cheese, dick bliss.
Oh, what?
This tit bitch, gay nigga, gay dick and spitch.
Oh, man, huh?
Got the sticky, icky, icky, hot cum, hella sticky cactus in my ass, that shit, hella prickly.
My niggas pop stiffy as in the middle of the middle.
Who wrote this crap?
All right, that's enough, man.
That's enough.
Jesus Christ, man.
This next one.
Jesus Christ.
Can y'all calm down on the media shares?
Oh, my God.
Calm down.
Interstellar travel.
What are you talking about?
For Christ's sake, DJ Boy Pussy.
All right, everybody, calm down.
All right, calm down.
This next one is by Jamie Williamson right now.
This next one is by Jamie Williamson.
All right, Jesus Christ.
Thank you, I'm glad you did it!
OH MY GOD NO!
I'm just trying to look after you all.
I'm your number one family, most people I see myself.
This next video is dedicated to my number one inner circle crush and future wife, Billy Atkins, less than three.
All right, thanks, Pingas.
Pepsi Mega was the most gross shit I've ever seen in my life.
Oh, my God!
And now, CTO, Veena Niche Krug Delette CDO to Sam No A De Lausvo, Delo S. Hey, asshole!
Talk to me, an American asshole!
Don't talk to me in this goddamn immigrant crap!
Talk to me, an American!
You son of a bitch!
All right, son of a bitch, shut up!
Ghost finally did it.
He finally did it.
Whatever, asshole.
All right, shut up.
This one is by.
Look, stop.
I'm gonna stop these damn things.
All right, I'm gonna stop these goddamn things.
All right, shut up.
This is Ice Poseidon, whoever the hell named himself, Ice Poseidon.
This is this.
This is the next one.
CX in the chat.
Oh, no, come on.
CX is dead.
CX is gone.
Not to walk your hair, not to walk your hair No, let me see you do that.
I'm thinking, baby, you're a bad man.
CX is over.
Shut him off for Christ.
CX is dead.
It's over, you piece of trash.
Oh, Christ.
This next one is by Jamie Williamson.
Again, Jamie Williamson.
what is it what the fuck what the hell is this Oh, my God.
This one really falls in my life.
Jesus Christ.
Thanks a lot, Jamie Williamson, for Christ's sake.
This one is requested by Believe the Sheep.
Believe the Sheep requested this.
Oh, no, not Pantera.
Listen, leave Pantera alone, you fucks.
The field of local live.
Leave Pantera Lou!
Oh my god!
Take warning.
Just in me!
I'm easily on the battlefield!
This isn't even Pantera!
The field of local lives!
Join my Minecraft server to witness Gekyum's circumcision live, and you'll be allowed some of his forced.
Can you shut up, please?
Can you all just shut up?
That wasn't even really Pantera.
Turn it into a pouch for the money Tyrone gives you in exchange for your wife.
The fuck are you talking about there?
Sell Texas to Palestine.
Oh my god!
All right, calm down.
This next one was Sup Cutie.
Sup Cutie requested this next one.
Sup Cutie.
Wow, you can really dance.
Wow, you can really dance.
A couple of tweets dancing.
He went.
This said we've both been dancing all this time.
What a coincidence.
Oh my god.
All right.
This next one.
Hold on just a second.
This next one here.
I lost track because I was so in shock.
Hold on.
Hey, hold on.
I didn't want to play that.
Calm down.
Hold on just a second.
I forgot.
This next one is by the field of local live hall mental tame.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
I lost track who requested this one.
Hold on.
Let me go back.
Let me go back to the activity feed.
Who requested this one?
This is Cooper.
Cooper requested this one.
All right, there we go.
Just, I had to make sure who requested this.
Cooper requested this one.
Okay.
Little late, Coop.
Hey, we had a flash.
It's an Indian surveillance drone.
Tiller sales powered entire farm.
What coming out?
What'd you do, Murph?
She didn't do nothing.
Murphy's lost.
What the fuck did I just want?
What is that, Cooper?
What the hell was that?
And here's DJ Boy Pussy.
DJ Boy Pussy requested this one for Christ's son.
What?
Oh, no.
Dark me magician slut.
Oh my god.
Heard you weren't feeling good.
Thought this might help.
Fun fact, it sounds like he's saying the Negros at the end.
All right, that's enough.
All right, here's DJ Boy Pussy.
He requested this one.
What is this?
I had hoped that it wouldn't be necessary for me to pass payment.
I'm not sure.
Actually, LMP hobby.
S-I-W-A-A-Elios.
Sayaki Aljadmin A-J-L-K.
My eyes pop out.
I fatten my pin with my hands.
This is disgusting, pussy.
This is disgusting.
And you've got a bunch of anime, scantily clad anime girls for Christian.
What you got?
Would you believe it?
You sick bastards, man, with these goddamn anime cartoon fetish garbage.
All right, this next one was requested by Pingas.
Pingas requested this one.
Fucking I don't think I like you anymore.
You used to watch me shave.
What the fuck?
Now you do stare at the floor.
Oh dear penis.
I don't like you anymore.
What the hell is this?
It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty man.
Ah, all right.
That's that's enough.
All right.
Field of local live hall mental payment.
Oh my gosh.
Jesus Christ.
One of Zappa's best.
This next one was dedicated, or was requested, I should say, by some Russian.
I can't say your roostie name.
So some roostie requested this.
I don't even know who the hell this is.
Put it on.
More ear rape!
More goddamn ear rape!
Are you kidding me?
freaking earwink shut this crap up man for christ's sake This next one is requested by somebody named Ghost Face Reveal, and I can tell by the name of the video it's some stupid crap.
The name of the video is called Drunk and Disabled.
Drunk and disabled, for Christ's sake, play it.
Ghost Face Reveal requested this.
Drunk and disabled.
He just fell over in a wheelchair.
He just fell over in a wheelchair with a beer.
You all right?
Okay.
Those beers left me legless.
All right, that's enough, for Christ's sake.
All right, I'm not in a wheelchair, dude.
I'm tired of you people spreading that lie.
I'm tired of you people spreading that lie.
Oh my god!
Ghost, happy Saturday, my man.
Cheers!
I'm donating live from a Hibachi restaurant.
I'm talking $50 a plate.
Capitalism fucking rocks.
You're damn right.
You're damn right, capitalism rocks, baby.
Anyway, this is Frank Zappa.
Frank Zappa requested this one.
What is this?
He's so gay.
He's gay.
With his feet and your heart.
This is Frank Zappa.
He's okay.
All right, turn.
I mean, this is, wait a minute.
This is Frank Zappa.
This is Frank Zappa.
Oh my god.
All right, who else do we have here?
We got emergency albin system.
Emergency albin system requested this.
What is this?
Uh-oh, warning, ear rape.
I think there's some ear rape about ready to happen, folks.
National Order Service and Rolling System issues a tornado warning for more than Crancourt County in Northern New York.
Hey, come on with the fucking ear rape, man.
Come on.
Shut it off for Christ's sake, man.
This next one was requested by Sell Texas to Palestine.
Sell Texas to Palestine.
Jesus Christ.
Mojo Woo Woo Tofu Shop00:07:39
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
This one is by self.
All right.
Enough, all right.
We've got a lot of these already.
Enough.
Enough of this crap.
This one is sell Texas to Palestine.
Play it.
Play this one.
18 happy friends at a slumber party.
What?
Big fat, fluffy pillows wanting to be hugged.
18 friends wanting to love.
This is a clean version of Ram Ranch.
A clean version?
You gotta be shitting.
Slumber parties are all right.
Happy friends with their pillows super soft.
Oh my god.
Happy friends are about to have a dance off.
All right.
I got a fucking wholesome Ram Ranch, huh?
I've heard it all now, dude.
I've heard it all.
Anyway, Mojo requested this one.
Mojo of the Jack do the race.
Chinese anime people come buy some anime Anime is real because hentai is a sin.
And if you talk an anime, I'll shoot you in the shit.
Oh man, this is an anime diss track, baby.
Anime diss track up in this son of a bitch.
Anime is gay.
Anyway, this next one is by Tessa.
Tessog.
I think that's how you say your name.
Tessaw requested this one.
Three, two, one.
I call my cold mom.
What is this shit?
I call my anime shit.
Yeah.
It's a small anime crap.
All right.
She makes me want to puke.
I puked up in my freaking mouth a little bit after watching that.
All right.
This next one is by, oh, Dark Me Magician Girl.
The one who thinks that the laws and rules don't apply to her.
How quaint.
All right, go ahead.
Play it.
Dark Me Magician Girl requested this.
My mama makes spaghetti in the morning My mama makes spaghetti tonight Oh please don't forget my large meatballs The All right, we get it.
The fucking meatballs.
All right.
Shut up about spaghetti.
Shut up about spaghetti.
Booker T, whoever the hell that was.
This one was donated by the well, hold on.
The N-word.
Excuse me.
The N-word requested this one.
Play it.
Well, imagine my shock.
Well, imagine my shock.
Imagine my shock.
Imagine my shock.
Well, imagine my shock.
Imagine my shock.
Imagine my shock.
Well, imagine my shock.
Imagine my shock.
Imagine my shock.
Well, imagine my shock.
We get it, Paul Joseph Watson.
Come out of the closet already, for heaven's sake.
This next one was requested by Mojo.
Mojo.
Here comes the local live hallmark.
I'm not cleaning that up.
He hunted alligator for living.
He just knocked him in the head with a stone.
The losing out of law gon' get your amaze.
Man, that was Mojo right there.
Mojo requested.
This one is being requested by Frank Zappa again.
Frank Zappa requested this.
Nigga business, nigga business.
Woo, woo, woo.
What?
Wait a minute, did Frank Zappa really?
I'm telling you, this is why I'm not a Frank Zappa fan.
I didn't know he wrote any of this stuff.
All right, this is for Jawa Tofu Shop.
Fujawa Tofu Shop requested this one.
Ah, Jesus.
I mean, all right, yeah, that's great.
All right, more anime horse shit.
Real good.
Anyway, here, this one was requested by Anonymous Duelist.
Anonymous Duelist.
Oh, yeah.
Let me tell you something.
I've got the Yu-Gi-Oh deck.
The Yu-Gi-Oh deck that's pure offense.
And it'll kick the crap out of each and every one of you, all right?
Anyway, anonymous duelist requested this one, all right?
Don't be ridiculous.
Pegasus was a very macho guy, full of testosterone and confidence.
He was a true man's man.
Yeah, he was a man's man, all right.
He was that man's man and that man's man.
He looked all kinds of men.
They don't follow.
Are you telling me you seriously didn't pick up on any of the signs?
OOOH! OOOH! OOOH! OOOH! OOOH!
Kyber Boy!
What- Jesus Christ, man!
Come on, dude.
Fucking hell.
This next one is requested by Hale Ghostler.
Hail Ghostler requested this one.
Jesus Christ.
Come on, man.
Jesus Christ.
I don't condone this.
All right, turn it on.
Turn it on.
For Christ's sake.
Good God.
And I don't know what it is about your fixation with, you know, Hitler, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, what the hell is this?
This one is requested by IJ's Chillin Dren.
I don't know what the hell that means.
What is this?
I want to start at the base and then move my way inside.
So we're going to just start here.
In the field of local live hall manta.
Soon, brothers, we will smash it.
What the hell is this?
What the hell?
Oh, my God.
Oh, shut up.
Oh, my God.
What the hell is that?
Oh, God.
What the hell was that?
What the hell did I just watch?
There was some broad putting on makeup.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Here's some more, Zappa.
This one's for you, Jackler.
This broad is doing makeup, and she stops like, I don't know, she's been possessed or something, and starts slamming her face into the desk, breaking her nose.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, for Christ's sake.
Love it.
I know, all right?
Go Pickle Nugget Call Prayer00:06:53
I get it.
Not a troll.
This is my jam.
Oh, I'm sure it is, Dark Me Magician Girl.
I'm sure it is.
This next one.
What is this?
Ghost T. Hall the Drunk?
Ghost T Hall the Drunk requested this.
What is this?
It makes me a jolly good bellow.
Damn right, I like beer.
It helps me unwind.
Sometimes it makes me feel mellow.
Damn right, baby.
I like beer.
Damn right.
Oh, that is so pretty.
Isn't that beautiful?
Oh, yeah.
I tell you, I like beer, boy.
I like beer.
Anyway, this next one is requested by Booker T. Booker T requested this one.
Go ahead and play it for Booker T here.
We want the gold.
We want the gold.
Hawk, nugget, nugget, nugget.
We got it for you, Nugga.
right that's a booker t is that the one time booker t was doing a promo against hulk hogan and actually said the n-word You know, the hood slipped out of this brother.
Anyway, this next one is by Kogan Vacuum Cleaner.
Kogan Vacuum Cleaner.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
It's the Bud Dwyer live suicide, dude.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
No.
Oh, cry.
Shuttle down.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
The Bud Dwyer suicide, dude.
That's horrible.
I'm glad that wasn't shown.
Oh, my God.
And by the way, did you know that the Bud Dwyer suicide inspired the song that was written by Filter, Hey Man, Nice Shot?
Huh?
Did you know that?
I bet you didn't know that.
Hey man!
No shit!
Anyway, let's move on.
This next one was by Khabib.
Khabib Khabib over here.
Let's go ahead, Khabib.
What is this, Khabib?
Oh, great.
A call to prayer.
Awah, Snack Bar.
A call to prayer.
A call to prayer.
All right.
You want a call to prayer?
Let's do a call to prayer right now since, you know, everybody is taking up for the Muslim cause out here.
Let's do a call to pray, all right?
Whoa.
Let's go to the next one here.
This one is by Let Go of Your Pickle.
What the fuck?
Let go of your pickle.
Let go of your pickle requested this.
Go ahead and play it.
What is this?
Let's see.
Let go of your pickle.
What?
Let go of your pickle.
I'm not holding my pickle.
Who's holding your pickle then?
I don't know.
She's not an audience.
Hey, Dale, would you like to come up here and hold my pickle to satisfy this weird man out here on the stage?
You're probably wondering why we call it a pickle.
Still in?
I hate it.
I hate it.
All right.
Real funny.
Oh, my God.
Real funny for Christ's sake.
All right, let's move on.
This next one.
This next one is by Frank Zappa.
Another Frank Zappa, for Christ's sake.
The power of the text chat warriors running through my veins.
Of all them college-educated women.
Now there's a little bit of Frank Zappa.
This next one, what is this?
The Dark Meme Magician Girl.
Oh, I only wonder what this is.
I could only wonder what this is, Dark Meme Magician Girl.
Play it.
Oh, no.
Only, I knew you would like this song.
Probably heard it in a damn chick clip, didn't you, huh?
Probably heard it in a damn chick flip.
Huh?
I don't know, and you don't care.
I give you my love for no one cares.
All right, that's enough.
All right, that's enough.
That's enough.
Anyway, let's move on.
Bleed the sheep.
Bleed the sheep requested this one.
Let's go ahead and go ahead and play this.
Bleed the sheep.
Swap, sicka, nicka.
How about swag?
Nine, swap, sticker, nigga.
No, swag.
Nine, swap, what the hell?
No, swag, stick, nickel.
Nine, swap, sicka, nickel.
No, swag, sticker, stick, nick.
Okay, to recap, you know the same time.
We back in slate time and Hitler at the same time.
Plus, it's not important.
That nigga teleported.
But I'm going to straighten them out because the nigga might help me.
Break this down.
My current priority.
Some brother actually made this song, man.
Some brother just made this song?
I'm telling you, dude.
Anything for some kind of a two-bit rap career, huh?
I guess that's the thing to do, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, this next one, and I think it's the last one, okay?
This next one and the last one is by the Ultimate Text Chat Warrior.
The Ultimate Text Chat Warrior requested this.
What is this?
It was written a long time ago when the warriors that came before me and you.
Let's all do it.
Now, what we must do is beyond us, old Cogan.
Nashiin Teutonic Shut Stop Spoiling00:07:38
I stood with my back to you, Hokkaid.
And I knew you would not come.
But Hokan, when I looked into your eyes, I saw Walt.
Walt!
All right, all right, look, that's enough.
All right.
Good God.
All right, look, I'm going to leave the media share on here for the next two minutes.
And if we don't have any more requests, we're turning it off and we're moving on, okay?
We're moving on in this Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night, troll show.
And by the way, I need some more beer.
Hold on, let me chug this rest of this.
It's like backwash.
Let me chug it.
All right.
Let's go ahead and do some more beer style, man.
More beer.
Let me get some more beer for Christ's sake, baby.
All right, I'm getting a little freaking drunk tonight, baby.
All right.
It's Saturday night.
All right.
It's Saturday.
Oh, wait a minute.
It's not Sunday yet.
That's right.
Wait a minute.
We're eight minutes away from the fifth of mayonnaise, baby.
We're freaking eight minutes away of Cinco de Mayo, the fifth of mayonnaise.
So it's time to celebrate.
Yeah, Mexican style, baby.
Mexican style.
Go ahead and give me a drink here.
Give me freaking more beer.
And hey, assholes in the chat room, do not, and I repeat, do not give me the winners of the fights tonight, you piece of trash.
Do not give me the winner of the fights.
I'm going to see them later.
Don't be a bunch of spoilers, all right?
I don't want to hear about it.
And I think I gave this damn, I think there's too much head on this goddamn beer.
I gave this head too much beer, all right?
Or gave the beer too much head, as I should say.
No way.
What is this?
The field of local live hall mental.
Oh my God.
Canela one button.
You fucking asshole.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
Don't tell me the winner!
Shut up!
Oh my god!
All right, that's enough for Christ's sake.
Enough!
The field of local live home entertainment.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, you fucking spoilers, dude.
I can't believe you people are going to spoil it locally.
Oh my god!
Oh, what the heck?
One more.
Oh, here's Dark Me Magician, girl, again.
Ah, Doc Live, Homanta Tayment.
Oh, my God.
Ghost, fap with me, please.
I'm not fapping with nothing, all right, you sick bastard.
Let's just move on, all right?
Frank Zappa requested this one.
Frank Zappa, go ahead.
I hope you do.
Oh, my God.
Donald Cherone with the Great Fight Brother.
Dude, I don't want.
Shut up and stop fucking spoiling the fight for me, man.
Shut up and stop spoiling it, man.
For Christ's sake, this one right here was requested by CS188 Tribute.
CS-188 Tribute requested this.
This shit in the ass sold Michelle's wife for that rock load.
This was for them go-them girls, them old girls, them hot girls.
What the hell?
Is this a remix of goddamn Bruno Mars?
With Saint Laurent gotta kiss myself.
I'm so pretty.
I'm so shitty.
I'm so shitty.
Oh my God.
One of my favorite songs.
Have a good night and weekend ghost.
Shout out to the chat and all the capitalists.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's get these over with.
The next one is by Dark Mock and Jalad at Tangra.
All right, they requested this.
What is this?
What is this, John Luke Picard dance?
I'm watching popping guitar dance in here.
You guys literally have too much time on your hands, man.
All right, Jesus Christ.
Hey, wait a minute.
This is Dark Me Magician Girl.
What the hell do you want, Dark Me Magician, Girl?
It is I, the Teutonic Plague.
Hey, Teutonic, you know what I want you to do?
I want you to go on the Dosa Show.
Even though everybody hates you, don't want you on there anymore.
The field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Canelo Alvarez wins by decision and defends his WBA.
Shut up!
I don't want to hear who won the fight, you son of a PDF title.
Shut up!
Shut the fuck up!
Now continue with Dark Me Magician Girl after this rude asshole tried to spoil the fight for me, for Christ's sake.
The Teutonic Plague!
Hey, Teutonic, you know what I want you to do?
I want you to go on Ghost's show.
Even though everybody hates you and don't want you on there anymore, go on Ghost's show, okay?
And pretend.
Okay?
Pretend that you want to be the host of the show, okay?
Oh, my God!
Since you're bringing it up, I wanted to show you how much I miss and don't miss you.
Yeah, whatever, you asshole.
That's why you're sitting over here jocking me, you son of a bitch, all right?
Anyway, let's move on.
We've got, oh, DJ boy pussy here.
Oh, great.
DJ boy pussy in the house.
That's who we need for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
What do you have, DJ boy pussy, you freak?
What is this?
What the hell?
Oh, my God.
You sick bastard.
You sick bastard.
Oh, my God.
All right, you know, turn this off.
Turn this shit off.
You sick bastard.
You sick son of a bitch.
Fucking disgusting, dude.
It's disgusting.
Anyway, this is Khabib again.
Khabib is requesting this.
What is this?
What is this to be the field of local live home entertainment?
Oh my god Let me get through this shit, man.
Oh, my God.
Let me get through this crap.
Jesus Christ.
All right, Khabib, what do you got?
What is this, Khabib?
Nasheed Us Continue Face Mecca00:09:27
Uh-oh.
It's a nasheed.
It's a Nashiin.
It's Nashiin.
That is right.
I want all of your Fiti Americans to get on your fucking knees right now.
Stop what you're doing, and you get down on your fucking knees and you face Mecca.
You face Mecca now.
And you bow to your masters, which is I, the Arabians, the Muslims.
All right, that's enough for Christ's sake.
All right, Jesus Christ.
All right, come on, that's enough.
Anyway, let's continue on, shall we?
Can we continue on here?
All right, here we have.
Who the hell else is next for Christ's sake?
Who the hell else is next out here?
We've got patiently waiting.
Patiently waiting is here.
What is this?
Patiently waiting.
Welcome, my son.
Welcome to Machine.
Welcome, my son.
Jesus Christ I'm in a level That's classic boomer music right there, baby.
All right, that's classic boomer music right there, baby.
Oh, my God.
All right, let's continue on for Christ's sake.
All right, who the hell else do we have here?
Who the hell else do we have here for Christ's sake?
Who else we got?
We got the Jackler.
Oh, here's Jackler real quick.
Hey!
Welcome live home and payment from the Doctor Humboldt Cereal Silver Real Channel.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
All right.
Yeah, real funny, Jackler, you asshole.
Real goddamn funny.
Real goddamn funny, you piece of trash.
Real freaking funny.
All right?
All right.
Anyway, let's move on, shall we?
Let's move on.
Who else do we have here?
We've got Mr. Mr. N-worders.
Are you kidding me?
Mr. N-worders?
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
I almost wonder what the hell this is going to be by Mr. N-worders over here.
What is this?
A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety.
What are you talking about?
Oh, have you not heard?
It was my understanding that everyone had heard.
Heard what?
Right.
I hate niggers.
I hate niggers.
I hate.
Oh, my God.
Hold on.
Who requested this one?
Who requested this one for Christ's sake?
This one was requested by the N-worder.
All right.
The N-worder.
Here it is.
Let's continue going.
Here it is.
Some Yu-Gi-Oh crap.
Sorry to disappoint you, Yu-Gi-Oh.
Some Yu-Gi-Oh! crap.
Listen.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Hold on just a second.
Somebody in this stupid cartoon said, let me use my trap card.
Somebody put their goddamn hand in a bear trap.
I mean, is that the new challenge now?
I mean, you got all these internet challenges now.
You know, you got the, what do you call it?
Remember that stupid little thing where they put the freaking Tide Pods?
Remember the Eat the Tide Pods for Christ's sake?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, this next one is by, it was requested by Frank Zappa.
Frank Zappa, here we go.
Make a sex noise.
Say.
Is this what Frank Zappa wrote about?
I was never a Frank Zappa fan, dude.
You know, but this is what he wrote about.
this is what he's saying about for christ's sake all right let's go to the there's a last one All right.
This is the last one on the list here.
This is by Dr. Hambone.
Dr. Hambone requested this.
What is this?
Oh, Doctor.
A new appearance.
Otherwise, our anticipation of your presence has proved in time accurate.
What the hell?
What the hell am I watching, dude?
Oh, my God.
Hey, Khabib, I just played the Nasheed clip that you asked for, dude.
What are you talking about?
I just played the Nasheed, dude.
You did.
You just probably were jerking off or something.
Anyway, this next one is by Tyler Haddon.
Tyler Haddon just requested this one.
And this is a real groovy apartment you got here.
This is quiet, dude.
This is exciting.
More Frank Zappa?
I never blew the tiny chrome-bladed machine that looks like a magical board with maritalism before.
All right.
All right.
That's it.
I'm turning off the request here in about two minutes, and then that's it.
We're moving on with the rest of the broadcast, for heaven's sake.
We have to move on with the Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night troll show.
That's what we got to move on with, baby.
All right, let me let me take a shug of this shit here.
Man, I'm not getting drunk fast enough.
You know, I'm not getting drunk fast enough, for heaven's sake.
So anyway, look, that's about it.
Look, we're closing it down here in, let's just give it 45 more seconds.
And then we're moving on with the broadcast.
I hope that you all appreciated the media share portion of the broadcast, okay?
And now that I'm shutting it down, it has been shut down.
It is now shut down.
Ove, I shut it down.
All right, I shut it down now.
All right.
Now let's go ahead and move on to the broadcast.
All right.
Hold on, we're going to go.
The white zone is for loading and unloading only.
You'll love it.
It's a way of life.
Bro, I'm not big on Frank Zappa, dude.
I mean, don't be wrong.
I like classic rock.
I like classic stuff.
I mean, Frank Zappa, you know, it's a little out there for Christ's sake.
A little out there.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Called more date line.
I'm not going to call another date line.
Jesus Christ, that made my stomach upset.
I had to belch.
I'm not going to call another dateline, dude.
Remember last Saturday Night Troll show?
The last Saturday Night Troll show, I called a dateline.
It was nothing but transgenders and gays.
And that was supposed to be a dateline where women were supposed to be on the line, you know?
Women were supposed to be on the line.
And, you know, it just, I don't know what happened.
I don't know what happened for Christ's sake.
All right.
I don't know what happened.
Anyway, dislike until he calls date.
What the fuck are y'all talking about, man?
Why are y'all trying to threaten me into calling a damn date line?
All right.
I mean, look, the whole reason why I called one last Saturday on the episode two of the Saturday Night Troll Show was to show you how to pick up a few women out here.
And lo and behold, I called a straight goddamn date line.
There's nothing but a bunch of trannies and a bunch of gays on there, man.
Man, I'm tired of you people disliking my fucking show, man.
You know, y'all are drawing my freaking show numbers down because you people are disliking my show and I don't appreciate it.
I mean, I'm out here doing a ghost show every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 8:30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
I'm sitting over here doing a Saturday Night Troll show every Saturday night, for Christ's sake.
So I'm telling you, it makes me sick.
All right.
It makes me sick to my stomach.
Jim Carrey Pikachu Voice Triggered00:10:33
Who I am?
And what is this, Mark Hunt?
What is this?
How about you go and fuck off my page then, you piece of shit you think we need a stupid fuckwit like you telling us about media share?
Who the fuck are you?
Take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here, you rascal.
Who's triggered, huh?
Who the hell is triggered now, huh?
Who the hell is Mark Hunt?
You're a little triggered now, boy, huh?
I got nothing but a bunch of haters in here.
You know what I mean?
I've got nothing but a bunch of goddamn haters, and I'm just, it just pisses me off.
All right?
It just pisses me off that I got a bunch of haters in here.
Jesus Christ, after all I do for you, you swine, for Christ's sake.
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Call Richard back, you hambone.
Who the hell is Richard?
Who the hell is Richard?
Who the hell are you talking about?
All right, stupid, dumb mean magician girl, broad.
I'm tired of you for Christ's sake.
All right, I'm tired of you.
I wanted to talk about some things here.
I mean, we talked a little bit about how is in real life streaming dead?
Let's talk a little bit about Sonic the Hedgehog.
How about that, huh?
Oh, oh, now for you folks that don't know, Sonic the Hedgehog is having, you know, some major issues out here.
Some major issues because people don't like the Sonic the Hedgehog.
They had a cow about it.
And a lot of these Sonic fanboys started riding the goddamn production company and say, hey, that doesn't look like Sonic the Hedgehog.
It's not cool.
And it doesn't.
All right.
It does not look like Sonic the Hedgehog at all.
All right.
And look, let's go ahead and take a look at the movie trailer here.
Okay.
And then, I mean, let's look at the movie trailer here and see what people are talking about.
Okay.
Let's go ahead.
Let's put it on.
Let's check out the movie trailer for Sonic the Hedgehog.
Here it is.
Take a look at the dislikes, dude.
Take a look at the dislikes.
Alright, can we get a good look at Sonic, please?
Oh, God.
They're really ruining these things.
I mean, they're really ruining it.
This is horrible.
20 minutes ago, an energy surge knocked out power across the entire Pacific.
So, wait a minute.
This is the premise of Sonic.
I forgot exactly what we're dealing with.
You're not suggesting who I think is.
This is the premise.
We have no choice.
Oh, no.
They put fucking Jim Carrey.
I didn't even know fucking Jim Carrey.
Allow me to clarify.
All right, you know what?
I'm not even going to, you know what?
I'm not even going to give this even any more credit.
This is what Sonic looks like.
Okay.
He's got human teeth.
He looks, I don't know what the hell kind of frayed type of animation this is.
But now that Jim Cuck liberal Carrie is involved in this, nobody should go and see this crap.
Are you kidding me?
Jim Carrey's in this fucking movie for Christ's sake.
How about we meet in the middle and you call nightclubs looking for Stacy and try to get her to drive behind a local RVs where you take care of her for 25 bucks?
Call nightclubs looking for Stacy.
Man, look, I start calling nightclubs.
You idiots are going to start calling the same nightclubs and say, hey, you know who it was?
You know who did it?
It was some guy on the internet and a ghost.
So I can't do that, N-worder.
Thank you for the 25, by the way.
I don't appreciate your name, N-worder.
All right.
Now, look, I am simply stating that everybody who's on the right wing of the political spectrum don't ever condone or go and watch Jim Carrey movies.
Jim Carrey's a piece of trash.
All right.
I mean, you heard about Jim Carrey, right?
I mean, y'all remember that girlfriend of his that killed herself while they were in a relationship.
And according to his girlfriend's ex-husband, according to the ex-husband, allegedly, the reason the woman killed herself is because Jim Carrey gave her herpes or something.
And what did Jim Carrey do?
Jim Carrey took the ex-husband to court to shut him up and make all this go away.
Made all this go away.
And this son of the bitch, Jim Carrey, had no problem with just going on with his life.
Oh my God.
Ghost should be Eggman.
Look, Eggman has a little girth on him.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, they should have had somebody with a little girth on him.
You know?
A little bit of a barrel ass for Christ's sake.
I mean, why are they casting Jim Carrey for this crap?
I mean, he lost the muse for comedy like in the 90s.
All right?
I mean, he lost the muse for comedy in like the 90s, dude.
I mean, good God.
And I'm glad people are asking me, what about Pikachu?
All right, let's go ahead and watch Pikachu's little...
I'm very disappointed in Pikachu as well, dude.
I am disappointed.
And I'm going to explain why, okay?
I'm going to explain why.
Let me just show you the damn trailer for Pikachu.
Is everybody ready for this?
All right.
Dr. Burger Planet Man.
Who the hell donated that for two bucks?
All right.
Now, I think that what they've done to Pikachu and what they've done to Pokemon is completely degraded the brand.
First and foremost, I don't get the movie premise for this stupid dumb movie, first and foremost.
And secondly, who in the hell is Ryan Reynolds blowing to get all these parts?
You know, this guy, he ruined Deadpool for me, all right?
Deadpool was actually a decent comic book, for Christ's sake.
And then they cast this fruity little goddamn Ryan Reynolds and screwed the whole goddamn premise of Deadpool, okay?
And now they have casted Ryan Reynolds as the fruity voice of Pikachu.
I mean, for the fruity voice of Pikachu, who in the hell is Ryan Reynolds blowing?
I'm not joking.
Or who is he giving his ass to to get this and ruin, completely ruin franchises like this?
All right, I'm not even kidding around.
Jesus Christ.
Look, let's go ahead and play this.
Completely ruin and degraded the Pokemon brand with this.
I'm not joking.
Go ahead and play it.
Play this crap.
Welcome.
Here's the trailer!
Rhyme City.
A celebration of the harmony between humans and Pokemon.
This is so stupid.
You know, this is so dumb.
Tim, your dad was a legend in this precinct.
If you are anything like your dad.
Ethnically ambiguous little male here.
You wanted to be a Pokemon trainer.
Ethnically ambiguous.
Yeah, that didn't really work out.
What the hell is this?
Come in there.
Whoever you are, you gotta stop.
You gotta use this.
Oh, geez.
Here we go.
I know.
You can't understand me.
Put down the stapler.
Listen to this fruity ass voice of Ryan Reynolds, dude.
I mean, good God.
I will electrocute you.
Did you just talk?
Whoa.
Did you just understand me?
Oh, my God.
You can understand me.
Stop.
I've been so lonely.
They try to talk to me all the time.
All they hear is Pika Pika.
You can hear him, right?
Pika Pika!
Yeah.
Pika Pika Pika.
He's adorable.
You're adorable.
They can't understand me, kid.
No one else here.
I mean, this is the premise of this period.
What about a world-class detective?
Because if you want to find out what's going on, this is the premise of this movie.
I'm your best bet.
We're going to do this.
You and me.
All right.
I've had enough of this.
I've had enough.
I mean, what a way to degrade the entire brand of Pokemon by putting in Ryan fruity ass Reynolds as the voice of Pokemon, dude.
What is this?
All right.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
Dark Me Magician Girl, LOL.
They made Pikachu Jewish.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hold on.
I missed that one.
Oh, my God.
Lol, they made Pikachu Jewish.
Is Reynolds Jewish?
I didn't know Ryan Reynolds was.
I knew he was Canadian.
You know, he needs to go back to Canada while I'm at it.
No, Ghost is defending Anime now.
I'm not defending Anime.
I'm just simply stating you got a whole bunch of fans out here who appreciate the brand.
Okay.
And then what?
They're going to cast a Ryan Reynolds to be the Pikachu voice for Christ's sake.
I mean, who in the fuck is Brian Reynolds blowing, dude?
He ruined the Deadpool franchise, all right?
He completely ruined it for Christ's sake.
Completely ruined it.
And now he's going to ruin the Pokemon franchise because, you know, he, I don't know, blew the right person in Hollywood.
And now he's a goddamn Pikachu voice.
I'm just so sick.
And then Sonic the Hedgehog, aside from the sonic design of the character being a bunch of garbage, we've got Jim Carrey as Eggman.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Kill Bill Spielberg Pulp Fiction00:10:07
All right.
I'm just saying, folks, I mean, this is where we're at.
And you know what?
You dumbasses are probably still going to go see that movie.
You're still going to go see the movies.
And, you know, you're still, you know, these people need to be put out of work.
All right.
And how do we put them out of work?
Just don't go and see the fucking movie.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
Like, y'all heard recently that recent Hellboy reincarnation for Christ's sake.
I mean, they've already put out three Hellboys.
They did another one.
Now it's a new Hellboy.
Nobody went to go see that movie.
All right.
It barely broke like 10 million in the first week, which is butkus for what they spent for the damn movie.
Okay.
I mean, it's what I'm talking about, man.
That's how we put these goddamn Hollywood jerk-offs that are trying to accept this garbage.
That's how we put them on the street.
All right.
I'm telling you, man.
And you all shut up.
All right.
All of you in the chat room, just shut your stupid mouths.
I'm not a freaking man-child.
I'm telling you the truth out here.
I'm giving you unadulterated opinions that most people agree with.
All right.
For Christ's sake.
And you people are calling me some kind of a man child or something.
All right.
Just sit there and shut up.
I'm giving you an unadulterated opinion out here.
All right.
That's why you shouldn't go to the movies anymore.
That's why you got to support independent folks.
But telling you people supporting independent movies, independent music is like telling you people to get off Twitter.
You know Twitter is a goddamn totalitarian leftist hellhole, but you son of a bitches still continue to have accounts on there.
And even if you get banned because of your speech, you continue to get another one.
I mean, give me a break.
Same thing with Facebook.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Here's my drink.
People are asking me, what do I think about the new Tarantino movie?
Tarantino started sucking a cock with it when he shitted out those Kill Bill movies.
All right, those Kill Bill movies was the beginning of the end of the creative juices that was Quentin Tarantino.
Do you understand that?
Quentin Tarantino sucks.
All right.
I mean, he absolutely sucks.
I'm not even joking around, man.
You know, he's just an edgelord at this point in time.
He makes sure that whatever movie that he makes, he makes sure that the N-word is said plenty of times.
He's just an edgelord, dude.
I freaking hate Tarantino.
Now, don't get me wrong.
I thought that pulp fiction was a good damn movie, all right?
But he's a complete edgelord.
You know, he's not, I wouldn't even consider him a great director at this point.
All right.
I wouldn't even be considering him a great director.
And look, we've got people like Incognito over here saying, you know, Kill Bill was great.
Kill Bill was great.
You're probably a goddamn soy boy.
Okay?
Because that was Tarantino trying to suggest that, oh, you know what we need?
We need a woman hero.
We need women heroes, dude.
You know, it's all about the men and the men.
No, I want woman heroes because I'm Quentin Tarantino.
Okay.
And what I'm going to do here is I'm going to give the audience what they think they want, but I know what they want.
And what they want is woman heroes, okay?
And look, I'm Quentin Tarantino.
I made pulp fiction, okay?
And let me tell you something.
I know that you people think that, you know, I say the N-word too much in movies, but I'm Quentin Tarantino.
I'm a local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Tasteless hambone.
Tasteless hambone.
What are you talking about, man?
I know movies, okay?
All right?
I know movies.
And look, it's anybody in this chat room, anybody who likes Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill, you're a fucking soy boy, and you were probably raised with a single mother.
And I guarantee you, your mother dragged your ass from your video game to go watch that movie with her.
Oh, my God.
Look, there is a woman hero-based movie.
I've got to go take Billy.
Okay?
Come here, Billy.
We're going to go see Kill Bill and see a bunch of non-existent kung fu woman artists.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not even joking, man.
I'm not even joking.
Non-existent women kung fu artists.
Jesus Christ.
But of course, you all think Kill Bill is great because y'all are a bunch of soy boys.
You know?
Jesus Christ.
Let me ask some questions.
Somebody said Martin Scorsese, best movie director.
He's pretty fucking good.
I'll tell you that right now.
Martin Scorsese, pretty good.
Goodfellas was good, not just because of the context of the movie, but the cinematic aesthetics.
I mean, that, you know, when he takes, and Henry Hill takes that bra to the Copa Cabana and goes through the back area, that is one single follow shot.
One single follow shot, for Christ's sake, without any cuts.
That's a director, baby.
That's a director.
What do I think of Reservoir Dogs?
Reservoir Dogs was a good movie.
That was Quentin Tarantino's first commercial funded movie.
It was a decent one there.
It was badass.
Okay.
And then because of Reservoir Dogs, he was able to get the funding so that he could create pulp fiction.
All right.
But then, you know, he made Jackie Brown, which Jackie Brown was kind of, you know, I mean, it was all right.
I didn't think it was horrible, but it was like, meh.
And then Kill Bill and then everything after Kill Bill was a piece of shit.
All right.
Everything after Kill Bill was garbage.
Was complete garbage.
What do I think of Steven Spielberg?
Look, I have mixed feelings about Spielberg, okay?
I think that, you know, when I was criticizing Spielberg back in the day, whenever I would have movie discussions with folks, I would say that Spielberg has the money to blow.
And if anybody had that money to blow, they could make a fucking badass movie, okay?
But then, I'm going to be completely honest with you about Spielberg.
I watched the movie The Terminal.
Now, let me explain why I think The Terminal is such a badass movie, okay?
Hold on.
What is it?
You guys should check out Movie.
Movie is a great streaming service for indie and foreign movies.
Oh, yeah.
Those are the guys we should support, not these unoriginal Hollywood pedo freaks.
Just saying.
I hear you on that for Christ's sake.
I've never heard of Mobie before.
But once I saw the movie The Terminal, I did not know who directed the movie.
But let me tell you something right now.
It was a great flick when I saw it.
I mean, I actually stumbled into actually watching it.
And I thought it was an independent director that was directing it.
Even though Tom Hanks and Tom Hanks, I mean, the guy can't act, even though he's a left-wing piece of trash.
I mean, he looked like some kind of offset rooski.
I mean, he even had the fucking rooski facial features.
Like, oh, what are you talking about?
I'm going to go to my home.
You know, I mean, it was pretty badass.
And then when I saw that Steven Spielberg had made the terminal, I mean, I knew right then and there that Spielberg was using that as a means to show off to all these independent flick directors that he still has it.
All right, he still has it.
So I got to give it up to Spielberg.
He's not too bad, even though he's a left-wing piece of shit, too.
Somebody's asking me, Birth of a Nation.
Well, they made a new version of Birth of a Nation.
I think that's trash.
But let me tell you, Birth of the Nation, the original, which you can find right here on YouTube, that's a pretty classic movie, considering it was one of the first cinematic pieces ever to be made.
So I'd strongly advise everybody to take a look at Birth of a Nation.
It isn't too bad, for Christ's sake.
Do I like Forrest Gump?
Forrest Gump was an all right movie.
I mean, you know, you got to give credit to the acting.
You got to give credit to the directing.
At the time in the 90s, they didn't have big special CGI effects.
So all the effects to make Forrest Gump in these historical situations were pretty good, you know?
All right.
We're pretty damn good.
It wasn't bad at all.
All right.
What about casino?
Of course, Casino, baby.
Classic mobster movie.
They put an emphasis on the Jewish gangster in that particular movie because believe it or not, folks, we hear a lot about the Italian mafia, the Irish mob, the Russian mob.
People don't know that the Jewish mob was just as contingent.
Ghost, thank you for supporting indie film.
It's what pays my bills and allows me to have fun with this show.
Damn right, man.
I mean, independent film is where it's at, baby.
Independent film is where it's at, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, look, and the reason I'm telling you folks about the Jewish mafia, I think that you folks need to realize that it was a Jewish mobster by the name of Bugsy Siegel that created Las Vegas.
Now, granted, he, Bugsy Siegel, was out of his gourd, and the mafia, the Italian mob, fronted him the money to build a casino in the middle of the desert, and he went so over budget on the casino in the desert that the mob finally killed him and took control of the casino assets in Vegas.
And that's why the mob had, you know, had taken over and control of the Las Vegas area.
Ridley Scott True Romance Tony00:08:21
But what do you think about Citizen Kane?
Citizen Kane is a great movie.
That movie is supposed to depict the family that owned all those newspapers.
I can't believe I forgot the name of that family, but that was supposed to represent that family.
All right, and it was a great movie.
That's why somebody requested a video that showed Orson Welles, the director of that movie, fat in the ass.
Yeah, Hearst.
Yeah, the Hearst family.
Live Home Entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Dylan, don't mention the Jewish mafia again, boy, Bob Dylan.
Yeah, right.
All right, whatever.
Yeah, Randolph Hearst is supposed to be depicted in the Citizen Kane movie.
And I think Citizen Kane is a good movie, very well directed.
You know that the director of that movie, you know, who you showed as a drunk, Orson Welles, he directed and wrote that movie himself.
That's what makes it such a brilliant movie.
And it's very dramatic as well.
And Randolph Hearst, believe it or not, was the big rich prick at the time.
So that's why you had Orson Welles trying to create a movie to kind of, I don't know, I guess cut down this son of a bitch down to size.
All right.
Anyway, let me go ahead and take a swig of this.
All right.
But yeah, I would strongly advise everybody to go take a look at that movie for Christ's sake.
All right.
My thoughts on Spider-Man.
I'm not big on Spider-Man, dude.
I think Batman, the new Batman movies are unbelievable.
I mean, Batman the Dark Knight.
I mean, the reason that I think Batman the Dark Knight is such a good movie compared to all these other dumb comic book movies is because Batman is humanized.
You know, he's not some fictitious character that has fake powers and, you know, can do this and do that.
Local Home Entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Opinion on Ridley Scott.
I'll get to Ridley Scott in a second.
As a matter of fact, the Scott brothers are badass directors.
But the thing about Batman, dude, like I said, it's not like Wolverine and all these, you know, got these superpower type heroes.
I mean, Batman was a human being.
He was a rich dude.
He was a rich dude, you know, kind of, you know, a character that was driven by revenge.
That's why he did all this goody two-shoe shit, because remember, his parents were killed.
Excuse me.
His parents were killed.
And as a result, this is why this son of a bitch was, you know, a rich billionaire and utilizing his money to develop all these technologies so he can go out and fight crime, etc.
And, you know, what makes it so great is that nobody in The Dark Knight had any superpowers.
It was just psychotic human behavior.
That's what the Joker represented, you know, psychotic, supposed anarchic human behavior.
And a lot of moral twists in The Dark Knight as well.
It's very, very good.
And that's why I like the Dark Knight.
Spider-Man, you've got to believe that he got bit by a spider.
And, you know, now he can, you know, throw webs out of his hand.
And, you know, I just, I'm not big on that shit.
I'm not big on that.
All right.
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Opinion on suicide?
What about suicide?
I think it's horrible.
What the hell are you talking about?
What about suicide?
Anyway, a soiled wheelchair asked me opinion on Ridley Scott.
I think Ridley Scott is a great director.
I think Tony Scott, his brother, God rest his soul, was also a great director.
These two brothers are incredibly talented.
Ridley Scott's, I mean, you can name countless movies that this man has made that are classics.
Same thing with Tony Scott.
The Scott brothers are unbelievable.
I mean, you know, let's take a look at Tony Scott specifically because he killed himself.
You're talking about suicide, Dark Meme Magician Girl.
Tony Scott had killed himself, but Tony Scott made some classics.
And the thing I like about Tony Scott is that he liked to direct much how Oliver Stone would like to direct in some of his movies.
He would interchange film stock, give different weird perspectives, add different weird aesthetics to the movie to make the movie that much more exciting, gave it an artistic viewpoint of the movie.
All right, that's Tony Scott.
I mean, if you all haven't seen some of Tony Scott's works, let me give you a couple.
The field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
What about the taking of Pelham 123?
I don't know what the hell that is.
I don't know what the hell that is, unfortunately.
All right.
But like I said, man, you know, Tony Scott, you got to watch.
You've got to watch True Romance.
I mean, that movie was made in 1992, 93.
True Romance is an unbelievable flick.
It is starring Christian Slater, you know, that one, one of those dumb brads.
I forgot her name.
A lot of good fucking people in there.
It's great.
All right.
It's great.
As a matter of fact, let me see if I can see the true romance, the true romance scene about Italy.
Let me show y'all what I'm talking about.
Oh, yeah.
And by the way, it was one of James Gandalfini's first flicks.
It was his first flick, James Gandalfini.
So let's go ahead.
I'm going to show you a clip of this movie.
This is True Romance directed by Tony Scott.
This is a part of the movie where the mob goes up to somebody's father, the main, you know, the main character's father, goes up to the main character's father and wants to know where the main character is.
And the father is, you know, the father is not necessarily cooperative.
All right?
So let's just go ahead and take a look at this.
This clip is awesome, dude.
This clip is completely.
Let's put a PC shot on this son of a bitch.
Take a look.
This is true romance.
Sicilians are great liars.
Best in the world.
I'm Sicilian.
This is a very interesting thing.
My father was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian.
Tony Scott direction right here.
From growing up with him, I learned the pantomime.
There are 17 different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away.
Guy's got 17 pantomimes.
This is a beautiful sky.
One's got 20.
Guy's got 17.
Beautiful songs.
If you know them, like you know your own face.
They beat lie detectives all to hell.
Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell.
You don't want to show me nothing, but you tell me everything.
I know you know where they are, so tell me.
Before I do some damage, you won't walk away from.
Now, this is a brilliant acting job, and the only way you can get acting jobs like this is by badass directors.
Okay?
Now, you see Dennis Hopper here.
He just took a threat from Christopher Walkin, who's playing the concioleri of a mob boss by the name of Blue Lou Boyle.
Now, you just heard Christopher Walken say, tell me where your son is.
You know, I'm going to put some damage on you that you won't walk away from.
And in this scene that you're about to see here, I love the facial features.
I mean, this is, I mean, look at the lighting.
The lighting's coming down.
You know, I mean, these are great aesthetics, okay?
And you can see in Dennis Hopper's face that he's making a decision.
Like, you know what?
I'm going to die here, so let me die like a man, you know?
Look at this.
Could I have one of those chester fields now?
Now he wants a cigarette.
Now he wants a cigarette.
Brilliant Scene Changed Whole Fact00:03:58
What not?
What is it?
Oh, my God.
Ghost loving a scene where they say the N-word.
I thought you were bringing some surprises this show.
Go shove it up, your ass, evil mirror.
All right, this is an unbelievable scene here.
This is an unbelievable scene.
And by the way, you know who wrote this movie?
You know who wrote this?
Quinton Tarantino wrote this movie.
Quinton Tarantino wrote this movie.
You son of a bitch.
All right?
So aside from Tony Scott directing this movie, the narration, all the words that you're hearing in this scene was written by the Edge Lord himself, Quentin Tarantino.
So go ahead.
Put the damn PC shot on, for Christ's sake.
Go ahead, put it on.
You got a match.
Oh, wait, no, no, don't bother.
Brilliant scene.
Brilliant scene.
What?
Oh, my God.
Which do you prefer, Marvel or DC?
That's a good question.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's a good question.
I have no idea.
Just watch this intense scene.
Look, he knows he's going to die.
You're Sicilian, huh?
Cecilia.
Yeah, I'm Sicilian.
Now listen to this.
Listen.
No.
I read a lot.
Especially about things about history.
I find that shit fascinating.
Here's a fact.
I don't know whether you know or not.
Sicilians were spawned by niggas.
Oh yeah.
It's a fact.
You see, the feel of the boys.
Can you all shut the fuck up?
I'm watching this.
He has a foot fetish.
Of course, you'd support that.
Shut the fuck up.
Fucking broad.
It's a fact.
Yeah.
You see, Sicilians have black blood pumping through their hearts.
And no, if you don't believe me, you can look it up hundreds and hundreds of years ago.
You see, the Moors conquered Sicily.
And the Moors are niggas.
So you see, way back then, Sicilians were like wops from northern Italy.
They all had blonde hair and blue eyes.
But, well.
Then the Moors moved in there and, well, they changed the whole country.
They did so much fucking to the Sicilian women that they changed the whole bloodline forever.
That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin.
You know, it's absolutely amazing to me.
Let me tell you, let me tell you something.
I love the reaction by Christopher Walken here because Christopher Walkin is in shock.
Remember, Christopher Walken is a concierge for a goddamn Italian mob boss, okay?
And he's got killers in the back of him.
And he's looking back at these goddamn Italian hitmen saying, Can you believe the bulls of this guy?
I mean, I mean, let me tell you, the balls of this guy.
That's why I love the reaction.
This is great directing.
This is Tony Scott, its best to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that Sicilians still carry that mega gene.
EBZ Interruption End Fucking Archie00:13:03
Jesus, can you shut the fuck up?
I'm watching this shit.
It's false.
No way.
Not this time.
We created it.
Not this time.
You son of a bitch.
Shut up.
It's fiction.
It's fiction.
We made it up.
We made this one up.
It's a made-up tale.
It's a total separation.
You're an idiot.
All right.
Shut up.
All right.
Nobody donate.
We're watching something here.
We're watching something.
Shut the fuck up.
Still carry that nigga gene.
Now, this.
This mom can't believe it.
This top boss can't believe it.
It's written.
He can't believe the balls.
It's a fact.
It's written.
I know this guy.
I know this guy.
You can't believe it!
Your ancestors are niggers, and your great-great-great-great-grandmother fucked a nigger.
Oh, she.
And she had a half-nigger kid.
Oh, yeah.
Now.
The female local live home.
Can you shut the fuck up?
No, we're not.
Shut up, you stupid digital dish rag whore.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm tired of your stupid ass, you dumb bitch.
Sit there and shut up.
We're watching something here, you filthy slut.
We're what shut the fuck up.
No!
No, man, fucking.
Fuck you, you fucking son of a bitch!
You son of a bitch!
The field was local live home, man.
Shut the fuck up!
Interruption, interruption, interruption.
You bastard, man.
You goddamn bastards, for Christ's sake, man.
We're trying to check out a fucking clip of a movie.
And you bastards, you know, look at you.
You just want to sit over here and you want to just piss me off for Christ's sake.
Just shut the fuck up.
All right, all of you fucking idiots.
Shut up.
We're trying to watch.
We're all trying to watch.
So shut the fuck up.
Jesus Christ, man.
Go back.
Go back so we can listen to the remainder before these fucking bastards do something else.
If that's a fact, tell me.
Am I lying?
Cause you're part.
Eggplant.
Fucking bastards.
Shut up, or I'm going to end the fucking show.
Shut the fuck up or I'm going to end the fucking show.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
Shut the hell up.
Stupid bastards.
play it hey hey hey you're a cantaloupe Jesus fucking Christ.
You shut the fuck up, you asshole.
Shut up.
Oh, my God.
Sounds like Ghost needs his soothing pills.
Shut up, you fucking idiots.
I'm trying.
No!
You fucking idiot.
Son of a bitch!
Oh my god, I'll end this shit!
Son of a bitch!
I'll end this fucking shit!
I'll end it!
No!
Son of a bitch!
You goddamn son of a bitch, man!
I'm trying to give you all an insight on these movies for Christ's sake.
Local live hall mentor payment.
Oh, my God!
That is Christ.
Please save us.
I'm telling you, you know what, Dark Beam Magician Girl?
You know what?
If I was your man, I'd be fucking slapping your mouth.
All right.
But you're lucky I'm not.
All right, because I'm telling you, somebody needs to get their I Turner hand strong on you, bitch.
I'm not even joking around for Christ.
So you're making me sick.
You're making me goddamn sick.
All right, that's enough.
Anyway, Christopher Walking gives Dennis Hopper the kiss of death, and you can only imagine what happens next.
All right?
I'm just trying to show you some movies that you son of a bitches can watch out here.
And lo and behold, you know, I'm not, you know, hold on just a second.
Hold on.
What is this?
What is this?
Hold on just a second.
You know what?
No, I'm not playing that.
Shut the fuck up.
I don't want to hear from you, trolls.
Oh, my God.
Your ancestors are niggers.
Huh?
Hey, yeah.
And your great, great, great, great-grandmother fucked a nigger.
Yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid.
Now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying?
Cuz you, you're part hey, hey, hey.
Oh, jeez.
Christ, man.
Shut up for Christ's sake.
Local live hall management.
Look at movies suck anime rules.
Look at this, huh?
Movies suck anime rules.
You see, look at this.
Look at this garbage.
Look at this.
Movie suck anime.
Shove it up, your ass.
All right.
You're an idiot.
All right.
You're a goddamn moron, and you make me sick.
You make me goddamn sick.
All right.
Hey, hold on just a second.
Hold on.
Timeout.
I think my boy EBZ is on.
I think my boy EBZ is on.
What up, EBZ?
Let's check out what ABZ is doing.
Hey, brother, what are you listening to?
What are you listening to, Lord?
Pretty cool example of good animation.
Jesus, Mr. Maury, for Christ's sake.
I don't want to watch your stupid, dumb, freaking ridiculous anime.
Hey, what is EBZ doing, man?
What the hell are you, Dan?
What is he listening to, man?
I mean, let's listen to some EBZ nigg mode, baby.
Let's listen to some.
Yeah, let's listen to some EBZ classics up in here, man.
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, what is he doing?
What is he cleaning his room?
I mean, come on, man.
I want to hear some EBZ NIG mode, baby.
What you doing, brother?
Hey, shut up.
Don't tell him I'm talking trash, dude.
I'm not talking trash about EBZ.
Like EBZ.
I like EBZ, man.
I know for a fact, me and EBZ, we'd be kicking it together.
And I'd introduce him to my boys, Tyrone and Archie Lee and Kuda Bang.
And we'd all be smoking blunts together, baby.
You know, we'd all be smoking blunts together.
That's what we'd be doing.
As a matter of fact, let me get some more beer for Christ's sake since we're watching EBZ.
I need some more beer, man.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Hey, shut up, asshole.
I'm not talking about fucking EBZ.
Shut the fuck up.
Stop saying that damn lie.
Here's my goddamn beer.
For Christ's sake, sitting over here lying.
Don't be goddamn lying.
All right, EBZ, if we met in real life, he'd be my boy.
He'd be my boy.
You understand?
You know what I mean?
I'd be rapping with him.
I'd be rapping with him on his rap album, baby.
You understand?
He'd be kicking it with me and my other black friends.
Like I said, Tyrone, Archie Lee, and Kuda Bang, baby.
Archie Lee and Kuda Bang.
I'm not, you fucking bastards, dude.
You bastards sitting over here spreading lies, spreading goddamn live all mental.
Oh my God.
This is the stream ghost recorded when he wants to pretend he has a black boyfriend cleaning house for him.
Fuck you, dark me magician girl.
All right, fuck you.
Fuck you.
All right.
This is my boy EBZ over here.
All right.
This is my homie over here.
I know that if me and this brother got together, he'd be my boy.
You understand?
I'd introduce him to my homies, baby.
Tyrone, Archie Lee, and Kuda Bang.
I like EBZ.
I don't know the hell you're talking about.
I don't know.
Where did EBZ go?
Where did he go?
Where the hell did EBZ go, man?
All right.
You know what?
You guys are going to get me into some shit.
I'm going to get out of here.
I'm getting out of here.
I have nothing bad to say about EBZ.
I want to put that on the record.
No, he's coming back.
He's coming back for Christ's sake, dude.
Don't listen to him, EBZ.
Don't listen to these bastards.
Don't listen to him.
You're my boy.
You're my homie, man.
Don't listen to these bastards, man.
I didn't say any of this.
So you guys are asshole.
I'm not talking trash about him.
I'm not talking trash about anybody.
They're fucking lying.
You see, they're kicking you out of the chat.
Now, this is a beautiful song.
They're kicking you out of the chat.
All right, you guys are going to get my hands up.
You're going to get me in trouble, dude.
All right.
I'm not doing this.
I'm changing it.
You guys are going to get me in trouble, dude.
I happen to have a bunch of friends who happen to be niggers.
You son of a bitch.
You goddamn son of a bitch.
I'm out of there.
I'm not in EBZ's stream anymore.
All right.
And let me tell you, EBZ ain't no joke.
EBZ is not no joke.
All right.
I mean, let me tell you something right now.
There was some stupid asshole that was on the boulevard who calls himself, what does he call himself?
He calls himself Skiem Ask Andy, okay?
All right.
And Skiemask Andy, he's kind of a homeless, I don't know, a homeless streamer or something.
I don't know what he is.
But let me tell you something right now.
This guy was talking mad garbage about EBZ, and EBZ rolled up on him.
And let me tell you something.
You know, he got Skiemask Andy shook.
All right.
He got Ski Mask Andy really goddamn shook for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
So I'm not saying nothing about EBZ, all right?
I'm not saying nothing about EBZ.
I mean, let me tell you something, man.
You know, if me and EBZ met each other, we'd be homies.
You understand?
Now, let me show you what EBZ did to Ski Mask Andy when Skiemask Andy was talking mad garbage about EBZ.
He rolled them up.
Look at this.
Look, let's go ahead and play it.
Play this damn clip.
Looking for me.
Oh, he hit me in the back of my head.
You hit me in the back of my head?
You hit me in the back of my head?
I'll kill you, bitch.
Why are you running, pussy?
Why are you running, pussy?
Why are you running?
Yeah, you're dead, pussy.
You're dead.
This motherfucker hit me and missed.
Hey, I'm coming right back.
You hit me and missed.
You hit me and missed.
I'm telling you, dude, EBZ ain't no joke.
He hit me a mistake.
Look at Ski Mask Andy walking away like a sucker.
Yeah, he hit me a miss.
He hit me a missed.
Ski Mask running away.
You dead, boy.
You want to see me?
You are dead.
EBZ, you shouldn't have swung.
You shouldn't have sworn.
I ate it.
You're done.
He swung me a miss.
Man.
Each one gave me a missed.
He barely hit me on the top of my head.
He ran back to the car and he had a gun.
Oh, I'm telling you, you see, that's why old boy over here, Ski Mask Andy, ran right into a Chipotle.
This guy over here pulls out a knife.
EBZ pulls out the chopper.
EBZ pulls out the chopper.
And this guy's like, oh, you hit me and missed.
Take a look at this face.
Take a look at this face right here.
Take a look at that face.
Look at it.
Look at this face.
Oh, look at that face.
Yeah, you hit me and missed.
You hit me and missed.
Look at that face.
How does that face look like a face that missed?
Ford Celebrating Lori Go Oh00:11:25
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
So that's why I'm telling you, sons of bitches.
I don't have beef with EBZ.
You idiots, don't even try.
All right, don't even try sitting over here starting stuff with me and EBZ, dude.
I like EBZ.
All right, you're a son of a bitch.
If you sons of bitches out here are going to be, you know, I don't know, doing something with EBZ.
I'm telling you, I like EBZ, man.
All right?
And he's down for his, all right?
I mean, EBZ puts in work, baby.
EBZ putting in work.
A brother's got to say by George.
In the field of local lives.
Homantotainment.
Oh, my God.
Ghost is eyeing a potential suitor.
What the hell are you talking about?
What the hell are you talking about?
Wait a minute.
EBZ's talking about me.
He's not talking about me.
You guys are just fucking bullshitting, man.
You guys are just fucking bullshitting your ass.
He's alive.
Home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
He's not talking about me.
He's just as breathtaking and emotional.
He's not talking about me.
He's listening to some like 90s, you know, love jams or something.
I don't know.
Maybe he's cleaning up because he's got, you know, maybe he's got a woman coming over or something.
Then, I mean, who knows, you know?
Anyway, I got to get to a couple of these 12 buckers over here.
Mr. Marip.
Oh, Jesus.
Hold on.
What is this?
Hold on.
Let me take a look at this before.
I don't know.
Before I play it, because, you know, some of you anime freaks are sick.
All right.
Here it is.
Here's what Mr. Mareep requested.
Here's Mr. Mareep.
What is this?
Oh, thank goodness you're here.
Is the specimen ready for cleaning?
What the hell?
What the hell is this garbage?
Oh my God.
Leave him, Woody!
I've never seen these stupid movies, for Christ's sake.
All right.
So, how long is this going to take?
You can't rush art.
Jesus Christ.
All right, that's enough.
You know, that's enough for Christ's sake.
Yeah, real funny, Mr. Marip.
All right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Real funny.
I mean, grow up, dude.
Row the hell up, all right?
And who the hell is this?
Anime aficionado requested this, huh?
Anime aficionado.
What a name.
What a goddamn name, for heaven's sake.
What the hell is this?
For fuck's sake, man.
Play it for Anime Aficionado.
When he died, I was so sad that I would never hear that voice again.
His laugh.
His funny little requests.
Touch me.
I mean, you all requested this?
Touch me harder.
Shiratabi, please forgive me for bringing you back to life.
I know now that it could never work between us.
As much as we wanted to, it could never be.
Oh, Jesus.
All right, that's enough, for Christ's sake.
I mean, this is so fucking stupid, dude.
I mean, why do y'all like this anime garbage?
Seriously, man.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
I'm not going to keep playing it.
All right.
Anime's ridiculous.
It's stupid.
All right.
I can't believe you people actually watch this cartoon girl fetish garbage.
You know, I mean, seriously, you guys are sick.
All right.
You guys are fucking sick.
You're my freaking beer, for Christ's sake.
I've been on here for three hours and 40 minutes with you pieces of trash.
And this is it?
This is all you people are doing?
You're freaking requesting anime for Christ's sake.
And oh yeah, by the way, by the way, it is now, it's already been an hour into the fifth of mayonnaise.
All right, Cinco de Mayo.
How many people are celebrating the fifth of mayonnaise today?
Huh?
How many people are celebrating Cinco de Mayo?
I mean, you're not even joking, man.
All right, let's go.
To all nerds who like anime.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right, Mr. Maurip.
You're a sick puppy.
You're a sick son of a bitch.
Is what you are.
You're a sick son of a bitch.
For Christ's sake, man.
I'm not even joking around.
Jesus Christ let me let me look Let's play some music, all right?
Let's play some goddamn music for the fifth of mayonnaise.
I'm talking about Cinco de Mayo.
The field of local live.
God damn it, Dark Me Magician slut shutter.
And whoever the hell donated two bucks, Anime is not garbage, you are.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
Is this what you wax your carrot to for Christ's sake, huh?
All right, you know what?
We're going to celebrate Cinco de Mayo, the fifth of mayonnaise, with a little bit of Mexican music.
All right.
Do we have Mexico?
Let's put some Mexican music on it.
Oh, yeah.
Happy Cinco de Mayo.
IFC!
Yeah.
Hell yeah, man.
I'm gonna do Ford Lorry's go hell with it, man.
It's the fifth of mayonnaise.
It's the Finta Mayonnaise!
I'm stomping my feet.
Listen, I'm doing it.
I'm doing Ford Lori, go.
Yeah!
Oh, yeah.
So that's the metal, metal mascots.
Me better now.
In Tucada.
Yes.
Oh, that was good, man.
That's what I'm talking about.
We're celebrating the fifth of mayonnaise out here, baby.
We're celebrating Cinco de Mayo, baby.
Everybody have a taco.
Everybody have a burrito right now.
All right.
I'm feeling good.
How are you feeling on Cinco de Mayo?
I mean, it's a Sunday, and you know, it's time to get sloppy drunk.
And you want to know why it's time to get sloppy drunk?
Because it's the fifth of mayonnaise, baby.
All right.
Yes.
Yes.
In the field of local live hall mentainment.
Oh, my God.
Mexican wheelchair dance, you son of a bitch.
I'm not in a wheelchair, all right?
And who the hell's donated for 20 bucks?
Anime has nothing to do with women.
Oh, you know what?
You could have fooled me.
All right.
You could have fooled me for Christ's sake.
Anyway, I'm celebrating the fifth of mayonnaise, baby.
Happy Cinco de Mayo to all my bad ombres out there.
What's up to my ombres out there?
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
What is this?
In the field of local live hall mentainment.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to sit on your face, ghost.
Oh, yeah.
What are you, a fatty?
Do I have to have a snorkel hanging out of your ass to breathe?
You're so fucking fat.
Huh, Jessica?
I'm pretty sure I gotta have a snorkel hanging out of this bitch's ass.
Oh, my.
Give me my goddamn drink.
Oh, man.
I'm telling you right now, baby.
I'm feeling good for the fifth of mayonnaise, baby.
The fifth of mayonnaise.
All right, man.
This has been a weird Saturday Night Troll show, to say the least.
All right.
Hey, why am I the pervert?
This broad said that she wanted to sit on my face.
I'm asking if she's a fat and the ass broad if I'm gonna have to have a fucking snorkel hanging out of this bitch's ass.
All right, I'm not joking.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, a brother's gotta breathe up in here.
A brother's gotta breathe.
Anyway, look, we're on the Saturday Night Troll Show, baby.
I'm chilling here.
All right.
I mean, I wanna, you know, I wanna do a few things out here.
Wait a minute, Mr. G's back on?
Is he upset that we raided his shit?
He's only got 38 people watching, dude.
I'm just trying to help.
All right?
Jesus Christ, you're making me belch.
Hey, jihadi capitalist, you shut your stupid goddamn ass up, you son of a bitch.
I wasn't hitting my damn desk.
I was stomping my feet doing for Lorico, you son of a bitch.
That's what I was doing.
All right?
It's the fifth of mayonnaise, dude.
It's Cinco de Mayo, baby.
Jesus Christ.
Now, what should we do next?
All right.
What should we do next here?
You know, people want me to call this dateline, but the only reason I'm prohibiting myself from doing it is because every time we called a goddamn date line out in this son of a bitch, it's always been a goddamn bunch of transgenders.
It's been a goddamn bunch of gays.
And what I'm trying to do with you, sons of bitches, is I'm trying to show you how to talk to women.
Because I know I got a huge contingent of incels out here who basically just bang Rosie Palm and her five sisters, all right, that wax their carrot for Christ's sake.
All right.
But I'm just saying, I mean, I'm just, I don't know what to do.
Everybody's saying date line, dateline, dateline.
Oh my God.
I didn't call a gay hotline, you stupid son of a bitch.
Oscar La La Canelo Gays00:02:35
It was a straight hotline that just happened to have a whole bunch of gays and transgenders, man.
The hell are you talking about?
Jesus Christ.
You know what?
You know what, man?
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
We've got the Canelo, the Canelo and Jacobs post-fight press conference.
Let me see who won.
What is this?
PC shot this, son of a bitch.
Ay muchas opciones.
Canelo puede pelliar en la sientos.
Hey, hey, Dela Hoya, come on, dude.
Talk to me in fucking American.
Talk to me an American.
I mean, talk to me an American, boy.
Callum Smith.
I don't even understand what this guy's saying.
What the hell is this guy talking about, man?
Wait a minute.
Is this because it's the fifth of mayonnaise?
It's the fifth of mayonnaise and you've got Oscar De La Hoya talking Mexican out here.
And there's nobody that he's not.
No, there's American.
But he has many options, and that's the wonderful part.
Hey, don't spam this chat room, all right?
Shut up.
In the sport of boxing.
So it looks like Canelo won, I guess.
I guess Canelo won.
I'm 145.
Whether it's at 160 or 168, he has many challenges.
And there's one thing about.
Hey, Oscar De La Joya, is it true what Dana White said against you that you're a cokehead?
Oscar.
Over here.
You look a little bloated, baby.
You look like you've been drinking.
I tell you that.
Would you say that this fight, the way that it progressed, could have been like a test of wheels of both fighters?
What the hell happened?
You know, Canelo didn't win, right?
Canelo obviously won.
Would you say that he could be a top contender for Canelo?
What a horrible date, Preston.
Shut up.
Shut him up.
Shut him the hell up.
This is freaking, that was horrible.
That was freaking horrible.
I thought that we were going to see Canelo, you know, with his little fruit bowl voice like, no, salamanito la virtuas havanas du la la marponocha ene.
El esto lamas amalamigos a mala gala vir la la verga.
So I guess not.
All right, look, let me take, I got two freaking stupid 12 buckers that I've got to play here.
So let me play them and then we'll move on to something else.
4chan Never Legend Tacos Tuesday00:13:01
All right, what the hell is this?
Mr. Marip, I'm pretty sure it's some freaky goddamn.
Well, hold on, what is this?
What is this?
What is this, Mr. Marip?
What is this?
Didn't we hear this earlier?
Anime is gay, it's a Japanese anime.
I'm on the internet.
Anime is real because Hentai is a sin.
And if you talk an anime, I'll shoot you in a shit.
Anime's gay, Anime's Gay.
I'd be repeating works like it's having dump update.
Shasha Shomik says, I'm as a sin.
Itasugo win.
All right.
You know, real funny, Mr. Marip.
All right.
Real fucking funny.
All right.
Ear rape, this anime is gay song.
All right.
Anime is gay.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
And this one is by the digital dish rag whore herself.
Dark mean magician slut.
Let's see what the hell she's talking about.
Hold on.
Hold on.
What is this?
I heard you like anime.
Hold on.
What the hell is this?
Hold on.
Put it on the screen.
What the hell is this?
What is this?
An anime orchestra?
An anime fucking orchestra?
You've got to be shitting me, man.
And look at that.
Look at that.
This is fucking disgusting, dude.
This is goddamn disgusting, man.
That's enough, for Christ's sake.
I mean, listen, that's enough of the fucking anime, man.
Why are you all doing this to my broadcast, dude?
You're fruiting up the broadcast with all this goddamn anime grap, man.
You're fruiting it up.
All right?
You're making the whole goddamn chat room and the whole show smell like butt crack.
I mean, you smell it.
I mean, I smell it.
It's because of you, anime pricks.
All right?
All right.
This is not normal.
You people liking this, and you're over the age of 18.
This is not normal.
All right.
This is not normal.
Jesus Christ, man.
Just because you have a bunch of internet people that are telling you it's normal, it is not normal.
Do you understand me?
Jesus Christ, man.
I got to take a break, dude.
I've got to take a break.
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, you sons of bitches out here that are, you know, playing this anime crap.
I'm just, I'm so sick of it, dude.
I'm so goddamn sick of it for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
And shut up about waifus and all this other crap.
All right.
You people are a bunch of losers if you like this kind of garbage.
I'm not even kidding around.
All right.
And wait a minute.
Anime losers are worse than bronies.
I don't think there's a worse there, bro.
I think they're pretty even keel right there.
All right.
And hey, I've never been on 4chan, dude.
I have never been on 4chan.
I've never been on 4chan.
I'm not even joking.
Never.
Now, how 4chan found out about my goddamn show and started spreading it around out there, I have no idea.
But I have never been on 4chan ever.
Ever.
Ever.
Because I knew it was a damn corrupting fucking beehive.
It was a honeypot.
It was a honeypot for you idiots.
That's why the guy who created it, what was his name?
Chris Poole.
That stupid son of a bitch now works for Google.
All right.
So how you like that?
I like a little bit of that.
He didn't do nothing.
He had a bunch of people helping him keep the integrity of 4chan up.
He had no goddamn real experience in back ending or IT or none of that crap.
But lo and behold, he now works for Google.
You guys are idiots.
You know that?
You guys are dumb.
And not to mention, 4chan has lost its credibility ever since these morons are trying to meme Yang Gang into some kind of legitimacy.
All right.
I'm not even joking, right?
And shut up.
Don't call me a normie.
I'm not a goddamn normie, you son of a bitch.
Okay?
I'm not a normie.
I'm just telling you.
I've never been on 4chan.
I don't like being on 4chan.
4chan is for a bunch of people that are sick sons of bitches.
All right, they're sick.
Shut up.
I'm not a fucking normie.
I'm tired of you people fucking suggesting that.
I'm not a normie.
I'm not a goddamn normie.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm not a goddamn normie, dude.
I'm not a fuck you in the chat, dude.
I am not a normie.
You're my goddamn trick.
I'm not a normie.
Oh, and you want me to call date lines and you want me to do all this fun stuff here in a minute?
For Christ's sake, and you people are calling me a normie?
You're making me fucking view all this stupid anime crap that you know it pisses me off.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, Liz Porter, who the hell?
I thought I told you to get back in the kitchen too there, you dumb broad.
Go get yourself acquainted with some kitchen appliances right now and make yourself useful and make us a goddamn bean pie before I go over there and do a Sean Connery on you.
Jesus Christ, give me my beer.
All of you people calling me a normie are a piece of shit.
Feelgood, you're a piece of crap.
Deadpool, you're a piece of shit.
Annest Turtle, you're a piece of garbage.
All right, Rick Hoover, you're a piece of crap.
All right.
Bonzie Buddy, you're a piece of trash.
All right, Jihadi Capitalist, you're a piece of fucking garbage.
Nova Sparks, you're a fucking fruit bowl.
All right, D1 Anon, you're a goddamn fruity ass little ass-sniffing bastard.
All of you people make me sick.
Look at all these people.
You're calling me a normie over here and you want me to continue to do this broadcast?
You're calling me a fucking normie out here and you want me to do this broadcast?
You're calling me a fucking normie.
You are calling me a normie.
I'm not a fucking normie, you son of a bitch.
All right.
And let me tell you something.
Even though I've never been on 4chan, I'm a 4chan legend.
You understand that?
I'm a 4chan 8-chan legend.
All right?
Even though I've never, ever been on 4chan, I'm a fucking 4chan legend.
So don't sit here and call me a goddamn normie, you sack of crap.
All right?
I'm a 4chan legend.
Give me my goddamn drink.
I'm a fucking 4chan legend, for Christ's sake.
Do you understand that?
Ask anybody who's ever heard of 4chan.
Ask them if they heard about me.
They know about.
They know who the fuck I am.
You understand that?
They know who the fuck I am.
All right?
I mean, let me tell you something, man.
I mean, I am the underground of these internets.
Do you understand that?
I've had an illustrious 11-year internet broadcasting career being an infamous underground broadcaster, you son of a bitch.
And that's why I'm telling each and every one of you.
All right.
That's why I'm telling each and every one of you, I am a 4chan legend, baby.
All right?
You ask anybody.
I'm not lying.
You people in the chat room, I'm not fucking lying, dude.
Son of a bitch.
And let me tell you something.
When I go another 10 years and I have a 20-year illustrious internet broadcasting career, they will give me the golden microphone.
Do you understand me?
They will give me the golden microphone.
Do you understand that?
11-year internet broadcasting career.
A legend in 4chan and 8chan.
All right.
A legend.
A fucking legend.
That's what I am.
All right.
I'm a living legend in 4chan for Christ's sake.
All right.
So go shove it up your ass.
All right.
And you all know it.
You all know it.
You all know that I'm a legend in 4chan and 8chan.
Shut your ass.
Son of a bitch.
Yeah, just, yeah, let me tell you something, man.
I'm the boss of 4chan.
How you like that?
Yeah?
Just call me the boss.
All right.
Just call me the boss of 4chan for Christ's sake, man.
And you want to know why I'm a legend in 4chan, baby?
Because I've got digital balls the size of grapefruits.
All right.
I've got digital balls the size of grapefruits, for Christ's sake, man.
And I'm telling you right now, I'm a bad man.
I'm a bad man around these internets, baby.
I'm a bad man.
Woo!
I'm a bad man on these internets, baby.
You understand that?
I'm telling you that right now.
Yo, shut up.
All right.
You don't know.
You people, you don't know.
All right.
I was a legend in 4chan back in 2008, you son of a bitch.
Even going back even farther.
All right.
What is this?
In the field of local live hall mental payments.
Oh, my God.
Click, bitch.
Wait a minute.
That's an eight bucker, you idiot.
You need like, what is it?
Eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
You need four more bucks.
All right.
You need four more bucks.
I'm not going to sit over there and say, click, bitch.
You're not going to click.
I'm not going to click nothing.
I got to do Oliver Coswell's.
All right.
I got one more here by Oliver Coswell.
He wanted me to view his video.
What is this, Oliver Coswell?
What the hell is this?
Oh, no.
Are you kidding me?
This is a blast from the past.
Oliver Coswell requested this.
Look at it.
Let's listen to a blast from the past.
This is definitely a blast from the past, baby.
I'm telling you.
This is memories in the corner of my mind.
Let's everybody have some Taco Tuesday.
Memories.
Let's go ahead and take a little picture.
Go ahead and play it, man.
Everybody listen, baby.
And I'm telling you, when you listen to this, I'm a fucking legend in 4chan and 8chan.
I even go back to E-bomb's world, you sorry sack of crap.
I'm an internet living legend.
And you can't deny it.
I'm an internet living legend.
Go ahead and play it.
And everybody listen and listen good.
Taco Taco Tuesday.
You know what I'm saying?
Tacos, Tacos, Tuesday.
Cockos, Tacos, Tuesday.
Tacos, Tacos, Tuesday.
Cockroach, cockroach, kill.
I'm doing for Loriso.
What's it?
I'm doing for Loriko.
What a thing to listen to on the Singapore Demando.
Black Sabbath Seven King Mexicans00:15:24
Get this man.
I am now the King of Mexicans.
I am now the King of Record.
I am now the King of Mexico.
I am now the King of Races.
I am now the King of Mexicans.
I am now the King of Recent.
I am now the King of Mexicans.
I am now the King of Recent.
Man, memories, baby.
Memories.
All right, turn it off.
Turn it off, baby.
Oh, man.
Memories, baby.
Memories.
And by the way, I am the king of Mexicans.
All right.
Everybody remembers that.
I am now the king of Mexicans.
And look, look at all the haters out here.
Look at all the haters saying that, you know, oh, 4chan doesn't remember you and all this other crap.
I'm a freaking living legend, dude.
I'm a goddamn living legend.
I'm a fucking living legend on the internet.
Woo!
Oh, man.
All right, before I get to anything else, let's go ahead and take a look at.
Let me see what my boy EBZ is doing for Christ.
Oh, no, what is this?
Paco and Tyrone.
Oh, my God.
Ever since Donald Trump became president, ghosts won't allow us on the show.
Paco and Tyrone.
Look, don't worry about Paco and Tyrone.
All right, baby.
Let's go see what my boy EBZ is doing.
Hold on, what is this?
Hey, what's going on with EBZ?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
What happened to EBZ?
The field of local live all mental taint.
Oh, my God.
A friendly piece of advice.
A friendly piece of advice.
Hey, man, what's up with EBZ playing like this 90s chick music, dude?
Well, you know what?
Maybe he's getting ready for a girl or something.
You know what I mean?
I mean, look at this is like a romantic scene here.
Maybe he's got like a, maybe he's got a girl coming over to be like, baby.
Baby, let me tell you something.
I'm the man.
You know what I'm saying?
I know how to treat a lady.
Hey, shut up in the chat room, dude.
There's cross burning.
Nobody, you're a fucking sick bastard who ever said that.
Kick out whoever the hell said that for Christ's sake, man.
And hey, man, stop talking garbage about EBZ, dude.
I like EBZ.
I like EBZ, man.
Jesus Christ, dude.
You're trying to start some kind of internet drama between me and EBZ.
Listen, I like EBZ, man.
All right.
That's enough.
I don't know what EBZ's doing.
All right, and shut up.
All of you people in EBZ's chat room talking garbage.
You're a piece of crap.
I like EBZ.
He's my boy, man.
All right?
All right, I'm getting out of here.
You people are going to call some internet drama.
And I don't want internet drama with EBZ.
I'm like, what the fuck?
I hope you enjoy this one.
I am not sure what kind of rock groups you like, but I hope this is good enough.
Oh, we'll see.
All right.
We'll see what the hell you're talking about, local live hall entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Internet living fossil, you may be crusty, but at least your wheelchair is lubed.
Fuck you.
All right.
All right.
We got a couple of more of these 12 buckers.
Pen Jillette.
I don't know if that, I mean, that's real funny.
Here's Penn Jillette.
He donated.
Oh, Jesus.
Pen Jillette requested this.
Shut.
The fuck up.
Shut up.
The fuck.
You son of a bitch.
Kill yourself.
Fuck you, man.
Jesus, please kill yourself.
You're a son of a bitch.
You should really kill.
Kill yourself.
The fuck.
Jesus.
Jesus, please kill yourself.
The fuck.
Oh, my God.
You should really kill.
You see, this is what the shuttle is.
Shut this shit off for Christ's sake.
You see this?
And Penjillette said a friendly piece of advice, huh?
Shut the fuck up and kill yourself.
You see?
I mean, people that listen to me want me fucking dead for Christ's sake, man.
They want me fucking dead.
And that's not funny either.
You macabre that are sitting here laughing at this shit.
This is not funny, dude.
This is not goddamn funny.
All right.
Here, this is my poisie.
My poisey requested this.
What the heck is this?
Oh, man.
This is Black Sabbath Warpigs.
I don't want a freaking copyright strike, dude.
Here, we'll just go ahead and get to the, we'll get to the main part.
Hold on.
Where's the main part?
The body's burning.
At the rim.
All right, we get it.
All right.
Death and hatred to mankind.
All right, we get it.
We get it.
We get it.
Pretty good one, my poisey.
I actually like Black Sabbath.
Black Sabbath ain't too bad, baby.
It ain't too bad.
Anyway, Jesus Christ, I've been on here for four hours and 10 minutes, man.
Maybe we should just, you know, go to some freaking chat room shout-outs and radio graffiti and call it a goddamn night.
All right, maybe we should do that.
But before I do that, you know what time it is?
It's Cinco DeMayo.
It's the 5th of Mayonnaise.
You're damn right.
It's time for more beer, man.
You're goddamn right, baby.
More goddamn beer.
Hold on.
Are y'all serious about the date line?
All right, this is what we're doing right now.
We're doing a chat room vote right now, all right?
One, if you want chat room shout-outs and radio graffiti right now, or two, if you want me to find some fucking date line and try to call it and see if we can meet some chicks.
All right, let me know right now.
Give me my goddamn beer.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, well, wait, all these are twos?
Y'all want me to call a goddamn date line for Christ's sake?
Look at all the twos in the chat room.
Oh, my God.
All right.
All right.
Well, you know something?
Why not both?
Because I've already been on for four fucking hours.
That's why.
Jesus Christ.
Everybody wants the dateline.
Everybody wants the date.
All right.
Look, we'll call the dateline then, all right?
We're going to call the date line.
And what I'm going to do, I'm going to take a couple of drinks.
Okay?
Because I haven't, I'm not, I'm not that drunk yet, dude.
I've been on here for four hours.
I'm not even fucking drunk.
I need another fucking shot.
All right.
And then I'm going to break out once again, the wacky tobacco, the devil's lettuce, the grass, the reefer, the endo, the chronic, the poo smoke.
Woo!
All right.
There's one shot right there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
I'm going to break it out and I'm going to do all this and we're going to get right to the date lines.
All right.
All right.
Cheers to everybody who's listening to the Saturday Night Troll show.
I'm telling you, even though you're a bunch of troll terrorists and cyber vermin internet sick fucking people bastards, I'm glad that you're chilling with me on a damn Saturday night, baby.
I'd appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
Or you know what?
Wait a minute.
No, don't go away.
No, don't press three for both.
Don't press three for both, you son of a bitch.
I mean, what do you want?
You want me to fucking do a seven-hour show again?
Is that what you idiots expect out of me?
Fucking seven hours?
Oh my God.
Give me my drink.
Anyway, cheers.
I'm about to take a shot.
I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's a true fan of this show.
Cheers to the capitalist army.
Cheers to the inner circle, baby.
I'm out of here.
Let me go ahead and take a chug of this.
Or actually take a sip of this.
This is a fucking shot.
This is a fucking shot here.
And by the way, happy Cinco DeMayo.
Happy Fifth of Mayonnaise.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Ah, woo!
And look at you.
Look at you, people.
You're like, we don't want seven hours.
Let's go for eight hours.
Are you fucking joking?
I mean, look at what y'all are demanding out of me, dude.
You see the kind of shit y'all are demanding out of me?
Oh, and look at there.
They're throwing it in my face.
Ghost, you're a machine, dude.
You're a machine.
Fucking pieces of crap, man.
All right, where's my pipe?
Where's my goddamn pipe for Christ's sake?
All right, I'm going to load this wacky tobacco, all right?
I'm going to get the last of this cookies, OJ.
Oh, my God.
Seven hours is a great plan.
We're true fans, mate.
I have to tell you, you guys, some of you guys are pretty hardcore, man.
You stay with me the whole time.
I got to admit, you know, whoever stays with me the whole time, there's some bad asses.
Tell you that right goddamn now.
There's some badasses amongst this group, even though we got a bunch of anime fruit bowls and all that other crap.
I think we have a couple of closet badasses out here.
Hold on, I'm loading the bowl right now.
All right, loading it up with some cookies, OG.
And since we got cookies, OG, let's go ahead and throw some of that blueberry kush.
Let's go ahead and throw a couple of flakes of that on there so we can give it a decent blend.
All right.
All right.
I'm sorry.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
All right.
We'll get to the date line here in a second, but man, you know, I've got to get a little inebriated out here.
You know what I mean?
I got to get a little loose so I can talk to these stupid sluts on the goddamn date line over here.
All right.
Don't y'all want me to talk to some sluts out here?
Maybe I can hook you couple of people out there with some sluts.
You know what I mean?
Maybe I'll give out some of your goddamn email addresses or something.
Maybe I'll hook you up with one of these goddamn phone sluts.
Maybe you can get a decent phone banging session for Christ's sake.
Woo!
All right.
And shut up.
I'm not stalling, dude.
I'm doing me.
All right.
You assholes want me to be here for fucking seven hours.
If I'm going to be here for seven fucking hours, I'm doing me, you son of a bitch.
I'm doing me right now.
All right.
I'm doing me.
Don't tell me to fucking hurry up, monkey De la Rocha, you Puerto Rican codfish eating piece of shit.
All right?
I'm doing me.
Jesus Christ.
I'm doing me right now.
Let me get up a smoke.
I want some smoke, all right?
This is Saturday night, dude.
This is my fucking Saturday night right here.
I'm spending it with you, ungrateful pricks.
You're my smoke.
You know what I am?
In the field of local, live, home men that came in.
OH MY GOD! OH SHIT!
Neil deGrossi Tyson is saying, let Tyroon do some calls.
Well, let me see if I can find a damn dateline, okay?
I got to find a damn date line of it here.
And of course, every time I pull off my first hit, I got to blow my nose for Christ's sake.
Hold on.
Give me a tissue.
Give me a goddamn tissue for Christ's sake.
All right.
A quack pipe, Colonel Transisco, a quack pipe.
don't have a fucking quack pipe, you son of a bitch.
And why are you calling me Duckler?
All right.
Why are you calling me?
And shut up with a Jew nose, man.
That's stupid.
You're goddamn racist bastards.
All right.
I think we're okay now.
All right.
All right.
And don't call me Duckler, asshole.
In the field of local live hall menta tainment.
Oh, my God.
Keep the dance going for eight hours whore.
You son of a bitch.
You know what?
If I keep getting shit like this on TTS, y'all ain't getting shit.
All right.
I'm not joking around.
If I keep getting garbage like this, y'all ain't getting nothing.
All right.
Y'all ain't getting shit.
Y'all better pay me some goddamn respect.
I'm not kidding, you fucking dumb anal cheese-loving ass blast enthusiast, hemorrhoid-sucking pieces of shit.
In the field of local live hall mentatainment.
Oh, my God.
Ghost, since you are my favorite political broadcaster, I want to wish you a great Cinco de Mayo and that hopefully the rest of tonight won't be terrible.
I'll join you a shots with fireball cinnamon bourbon and some nice beef Franks pan fried with butter.
Beef Franks fried with butter.
I mean, was that a shot at me?
Was that a shot at me because I, you know, I like butter.
I like a buttery steak.
All right?
That's real funny, my pussy.
Real funny.
Give me my fucking beer for Christ's sake.
And I'm serious.
Pay me my respect.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Give me my beer.
Hey, assholes, I'm not stalling nothing, dude.
I'm trying to, I'm doing me right now.
Do you understand that?
Y'all want me to be on here for seven fucking hours?
I gotta do me for a little bit.
I can't just let this damn Saturday night go by the wayside without filling myself up with a little bit of piss and fury.
Do you understand that?
Casey Millionaire Guy Wheelchair Let00:16:49
You fucking dingleberry extracting, dirty diaper eating, hemorrhoid, sucking, bad period-smelling, pausehole-sniffing pieces of trash?
You understand that give my goddamn drink.
And believe me, I'm trying to chug a lug, chug a lug.
Hey, in the chat room, don't call me fucking duckler.
I'm tired of you people calling me fucking lateler and duckler and you know, fucking ghostler and all that shit.
I'm tired of that shit, man.
I'm not down with Hitler, dude.
Hitler's last name should have been Shekelgruber.
And you're talking trash to me?
You assholes are talking to me.
His last name should have been Shekelgruber, and you people still admire this man.
Hail Normler?
Hail, I'm not a fucking Normie, dude.
Shut the fuck up about the Normie shit.
Excuse my friends.
I'm sorry I'm cursing so much, but I got a lot of people in the chat room talking garbage to me.
Boomler, asshole.
Fucking boomler?
Jesus Christ.
Feels badler.
Feels bad.
You fucking asshole.
I'm not a feels bad man.
I'm not a feels bad man.
So shut up with that shit, man.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not a feels bad man, all right?
Give me my freaking smoke.
I need some more freaking reefer.
I need some more marijuana, chronic, indo, grass, poo smoke.
I need some more, man.
Hold on.
I got a belch.
I can feel.
Oh, Jesus Christ threw up in my mouth because you sons of it.
Oh!
Oh, that burns, baby.
The ghost pepper hot wings.
I had 50 ghost pepper hot wings earlier, and they're starting.
Yeah, they're starting to churn up a little bit, baby.
That's hot.
That's hot, baby.
That's goddamn hot.
Give me my goddamn smoke.
There we go.
Yeah, that's it.
Let it hit the brain, baby.
Gotta let it hit the brain.
We gotta let it the brain, for Christ's sake.
Okay, that one was good that time.
That one wasn't too bad that time, baby.
Oh, it wasn't that bad.
Well, hold on, what is it?
In the field of local live hall mentainment.
Oh, my God.
No, ghost.
It's legit how I cook hot dogs and it's awesome with some spicy mustard.
Didn't mean for it to have the wrong meaning.
And since I am sending another five bucks, long live the Republicans, Capitalist, and the ghost show.
Vote Trump 2022.
Cheers, my poison, man.
Thank you very much for Christ's sake.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Before we get to some free.
We got Casey.
Casey's on.
Casey the Millionaire is on.
The guy who funded the CX Mansion and who's funding all these guys.
Let's go ahead and take a look at what the hell he's doing.
Hold on.
I got to see this.
Casey's on.
What are they doing?
Well, they're at a club.
It looks like they're at a nightclub.
They're at the same nightclub where Casey took Blade and EBZ.
All right, guys.
I'm going to let us quiet down.
And we're good.
I promise you.
You're going to have good content tonight.
I promise you.
Oh, yeah.
It ain't boring, all right?
It ain't no video game bullshit.
Yeah, it's no video game bullshit.
He's talking shit to the gamer streamers right there.
You see, maybe Casey.
And I got to give it to Casey.
He's an unreal life streamer.
He's an in-real life streamer that doesn't monetize his shit.
There's no monetization for Casey, man.
He's doing it.
He's a millionaire.
Need the money.
Hey, all night long, you're good.
See, look at that.
He's telling whoever he's kicking it with all night long, you're good.
Look at that.
That's a millionaire, dude.
Freaking millionaire, dude.
And hey, don't talk shit to me in this dude's chat room.
I like Casey, dude.
I like Casey.
Look at this.
He's at a nightclub out there in LA, dude.
Look at him.
Let's see if we can see anything.
There's a couple of skanks.
See if we can raid some skanks.
Where are the skanks at?
Show skanks.
There's a couple of hard legs.
Show the skanks.
Look at the skanks that are dancing.
Show some skanks.
Oh, man.
That's a fat ass right now.
Look at that ass.
That's a fatty ass right now.
I don't know if that's good or bad.
Oh, Hey, dude.
Show a couple of these chicks, man.
We can't even see them.
There's a chick.
She's barely wearing anything.
She's scantily clad.
She's scantily clad for Christ's sake, dude.
Oh, dude, no, don't.
Come on.
You want to see some chicks?
This guy's a little mafia right here.
Oh, don't talk about my ending, dude.
Don't talk about Mexican mafia.
Those are some serious dudes, dude.
I don't really.
Hey, shut the fuck up, all of you idiots that are in the chat room that are talking garbage about.
I like Casey, dude.
I'm not talking smack.
I like Casey.
You son of a bitch.
I like Casey.
Look, he's about to go into VIP.
Look at this shit.
He's going to go right into VIP.
Look at him.
Freakin' KC, dude.
The field of local live hall of entertainment.
Oh my God!
Note those dogs are too fine for my property.
Don't treat this humbone like a porterhouse.
What the hell is that supposed to be?
Huh, you son of a bitch.
What was that, Malachar?
What the hell is that?
I'm not.
Look, shut up.
You idiots in the chat room, dude.
You're a bunch of bastards for doing this.
All right.
We're going to go.
Mr. G is a loser.
Let me get to this right screen.
Is he with those like idiots or people?
Nah, man, he's with the IRL fucking dudes.
Jeez.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Lead man, look, stop.
Have you guys heard of Chucky or no?
Don't talk garbage.
Yes or no?
Important to hang out with afterwards.
Don't talk garbage about it.
I like it.
Because if not, okay then let's fucking, let's just fucking, let's go fuck with people.
Oh, you know, fuck with me.
Fuck with some chicks.
Let's have fun.
Oh, fuck you.
I'm with my husband, bro.
What are you going to do?
I know, but I still love you, though.
I mean, you know, like I said, maybe in real life streaming is not that they're playing that song in the fucking club that we just heard that song.
They're playing that shit in the club.
My boy right there.
I mean, I wouldn't brag about the DJ right now.
I mean, look at this old dude.
Look at how old.
Look at this stuff, DJ, dude.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, they're playing this stupid fucking song.
Are you?
No, shit.
Mean magic.
Me magic.
I mean, this is an LA club, dude.
LA Los Angeles club.
And these sons of bitches are playing.
What is love?
What is it?
Bruh.
Oh, my God.
That's it.
Shut up.
Mrs. Ghost isn't at the club.
Shut up.
I mean, good God, man.
You see what I'm talking about, freaking mean magic, dude?
You see what I'm talking about with you people?
Hey, hold on, hold on.
Oh my, what mean magic, dude?
What mean magic, dude?
All right, listen, guys.
And there's a guy in a wheelchair.
Oh, my God.
There's a guy in the wheelchair.
Am I allowed to talk to some girls that get together?
Oh, my God.
Yes or no?
Just let me know now because.
Oh, my God.
Am I allowed to or no?
I want to make sure you're okay with it.
Oh, my God.
No.
Yeah, he's a real care about it.
Fucking Casey is hanging around with these Twitch shit.
That's what it is.
If she says yes, then I'm going to listen to no.
Look, it's like.
What is love plays?
And then a dude in a wheelchair shuts up, man.
At a nightclub.
It's very rare that you see people in a wheelchair hanging out at a nightclub.
I'm sure it happens, but it's raining.
My girl's okay with it?
She knows you like big girls, so.
Oh, my God.
Alright, cool.
Fuck yeah.
All right.
I'm down with that.
I'm not the fucking guy in the wheelchair.
Shut up.
I'm not the guy in the wheelchair.
That's not a face reveal.
Shut up.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck is happening?
Me magic.
I'm not sure if this is real, man.
Me magic is flowing.
Hold on.
I got bones charger two in my pocket.
I gotta put my shit on charge.
I'm not, hey, I'm not talking garbage to KC.
I like KC.
I like what KC is doing for in real life streaming, dude.
In real life streaming, KC is really contributing a lot.
He's investing in dudes.
He's real life streaming himself.
Don't sit here and tell him fucking trouble.
Isbocidin when I first brought him to the club?
That whole thing had ispocidin.
Oh, Jesus.
What an asshole, huh?
Oh my god.
Give me my fucking.
I need more beer if I'm gonna watch this for a couple more minutes.
And then we're gonna get to the goddamn.
Hey, we're getting to the date line.
Just calm your ass down, all right?
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
More beer!
Jesus Christ.
We just saw mean magic happen within a span of a few hours, dude.
We just saw mean magic happen within a span of a few hours.
I mean, why in the hell would they be playing?
There's a bitch scanning the plat coming out of the bathroom.
You're going to stand by the chick's bathroom, dude?
That's kind of creepy, dude.
This is me.
My shit's uh.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
I like KC, dude.
Don't fucking say I don't like him.
Let me put a charge on my phone real quick, guys.
All right, hold on one second.
Oh, he's got to charge his phone.
What the hell is this?
Is this a smoking section?
Oh, my God.
Look at all the hard lights in the smoking section.
So, guess what?
I'm going to get some.
One dude getting lucky.
Everybody's smoking cigarettes.
I don't even see a cigar.
Some of you gentlemen need to start smoking cigars instead of cigarettes.
No, shit.
Was that Wings of Redemption?
Did you see that fat guy?
Is Wings of Redemption in LA?
Give me the green light.
And guess what?
She gives me the green light.
The guys will finally get late tonight.
Oh, my God.
So that's a big ass deal.
She says, okay.
Look, I'm not talking garbage.
Stop telling him I'm talking about how you got my guy.
I like KC, asshole.
I like KC.
All right.
I like KC for heaven's sake.
I got your battery back right here.
Jesus Christ.
You people are trying to cause drumming out.
Look, I don't like some of the guys he's hanging with.
I like bone clinks.
I don't like, what is it, the Urban Zebra or Scuffed Bam My Jarrah?
I don't like that.
I don't like Scuffed Bam My Jarrah.
I don't like that bastard right there to the right.
I think he's an overfucking weight piece of garbage that has no content.
I like bone clinks.
I think bone clinks is all right.
I like bone clinks.
I've talked to bone clinks on the discord.
He's a good guy.
I like bone clinks.
All right.
Look.
All right.
It's already scuffed.
All right.
It's scuffed out here.
I'll give it about 30 seconds, but you know, I want to see some chicks, dude.
All right.
I mean, that's what you do when you go to a nightmare.
You want to know why they call it a club?
You want to know why they call it a club?
Is because what did Caveman do when they went to go get their chicks?
What did Caveman do?
Oh, my God.
Tonight on Chris Hansen's dateline, we investigate one known as Ghost Bench Cheetler.
Mr. Ghost, why don't you have a seat over there?
All right, look, these guys are smoking.
All right, let's get out of here.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
Let's just get out of here.
All right.
We get it.
All right.
And listen, stop talking garbage about me in this dude's chat room, dude.
I like KC.
All right.
I like KC.
I like Bone Clinks, too.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Angie Brown.
Oh, my God.
I think I found out which character you voice in GTA 5, but I'm not sure.
Are you ever going to reveal it?
Ah, come on, dude.
Why are you bringing up old shit?
All right.
Why are you bringing up old shit?
All right, dude.
You know, I mean, yeah, okay.
I do a couple of voices.
Big deal, you know?
Anyway.
All right, we're done with KC.
I was hoping that he would get some of those chicks, dude.
You know what I mean?
I was hoping he would get some fucking chicks, but you know, I don't know.
I don't know what happened.
Who knows what happened?
Let me go ahead and drink some beer here.
All right.
Now, what I'm going to have to do here in the next couple of minutes is I'm going to have to take a break because I don't know.
I don't know what goddamn date line.
I don't know what date line to call, man.
I don't, you know, and I don't want to tell y'all what date line I'm going to call because I don't want y'all sons of bitches showing up on it.
All right, so, you know, I'm going to try to look up some damn, what is this?
No, not date.
I need date lines.
I need dating lines.
I just Googled up date lines.
They put up date line NBC for fuck's sake.
All right.
Come on.
Dating lines.
All right.
We need some dating lines up in here.
All right.
Hey, I called.
Hey, asshole.
I called live links.
Who do you think I did last weekend?
You idiots keep telling me that, oh, you called a gay line or something.
I didn't call a gay line, dude.
I called live links.
That was live links.
That was the shit that, you know, that was advertised on the TV.
Excuse my fucking belch.
And it was nothing but a bunch of trannies and gays, dude.
So look, I'm going to try to look.
I'm looking for something right now, okay?
And by the way, the engineer isn't here tonight, okay?
Because, I mean, you know, a long story.
You know, he's working hard.
And, you know, the extra Saturday kind of, you know, it's rough on him.
You know, it's rough on him.
So where are the date lines at here?
I'm trying to look for some goddamn date lines.
Hold on, folks.
You got to give me some time here.
Strip Prank Club Dickie Call00:15:09
What is this?
In the field of local live hall mental payments.
Oh, my God.
What the hell is all now?
Now you're going to donate the 12 bucks.
Listen, don't.
I'm not even joking, man.
If you're going to put a Twitter link, enough of those.
I hate Twitter.
I don't like Twitter.
I think Twitter is a social justice warrior hellhole.
And I don't like it.
I don't want to promote it, okay?
I don't even want to promote it.
What the hell is this?
Oh, no.
Oh, Jesus.
Now it's taking some time to load for Christ's sake.
Why is it taking so much time to load?
Hurry up.
What is this shit?
Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry.
You know, my dickie.
Yeah, real funny name, by the way.
It's taking some time to load up in here.
What the hell is this?
Is this media or is this?
Oh, yeah, it's media.
All right.
All right.
Hold on.
Let me let it load for Christ's sake.
Son of a bitch for Christ.
You know.
I'm just a guy trying to do a show, dude.
You know, and all right, whatever the hell.
What is this?
What the hell is this?
Hi, I'm Sue Callergees.
Oh, Jesus.
All right.
All right.
Let's show what my dick.
Is it my Dickie or Dickle?
Anyway, my Dickie just requested put the PC shot on.
What is this?
Hi, I'm Sue Callergees, and you're watching the YKWD podcast.
I have a huge cock.
What the fuck?
What?
What?
Hi, I'm Sue Callergeese, and you're watching the YKWD podcast.
I have a huge cock.
Why did you donate that?
Whoever the hell donate, why would you donate that for Christ's sake?
I'm in the middle of goddamn looking for a date line.
And, you know.
You know what?
I think I should just end the show right here, man.
I'm not even fucking around.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I'm not even kidding, man.
I mean, I should just end this son of a bitch.
I'm sitting over here.
I mean, I'm.
Oh, my God.
I mean, I don't know.
I'm sorry.
It pisses me off that you sons of bitches would just.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Look, I'm trying to look for another goddamn date chat line.
Okay, I think that, you know, I think I already said, I think I already did this one.
Did I do this one?
I did this one.
I mean, they only give you like one goddamn, like one free trial.
You know, and then when they give you one free trial and that's it.
You know, it's over.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Hold on.
I'm sorry, folks.
I was not prepared to do a goddamn date line because, you know, why?
Why the hell should I do a goddamn dateline for Christ's sake?
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, I think I might have found one.
All right.
I think I might have found one here.
Okay.
Now, what I'm going to do, what I'm going to do here is I'm going to take a break.
Okay.
Because what I have to do is I'm going to call the date line.
I'm not going to pay for that shit.
Why in the hell am I going to pay for that garbage, man?
I mean, some of those date lines are ridiculous.
All right.
Some of these date lines are just pathetic, dude.
I mean, seriously, some of these date lines are just, they just cost too much, dude.
All right.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I'm not even joking.
I mean, it's a lot, dude.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Give me my drink.
All right.
I can't believe I'm doing this for you, trolls.
I mean, I'm not even kidding, man.
All right.
I'm not even kidding for Christ's sake.
I can't believe I do this for you, dude.
You know, then anyway, for Christ's sake.
Hey, listen, man.
I mean, okay, great.
I know I can afford it, but why am I going to blow it on a bunch?
I mean, it's stupid.
It's dumb, dude.
All right, look, I'll be right back.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
You know what?
I should chug a beer, take a fucking piss, and drain the local this broad again for fuck's sake.
Oh, my God.
Do the trolls have to pay for it as usual?
All right, Baldler.
How much?
No, it's not about the price.
It's the principle of it, dude.
It's the principle of it, man.
I mean, it's not.
I mean, you know, you're paying for a line.
I mean, look at the line last week.
I mean, you're supposed to, the whole intention, if you're a man, to pay for the line, is to look for fucking chips.
There's nothing but trannies and games.
Oh, my God.
Happy Cinco DeMayo.
Have a good one, ghost.
Here, enjoy.
I hope that it's not a troll.
I'll tell you that right now.
All right.
All right.
We'll do one of these.
That's it.
We'll do one of these and that's it for Christ's sake.
What the hell do you want me to view?
Can't fly.
Whatever the hell that means.
Can't fly.
Dateline NBC.
Stop being a Jew and give the date line your shekels.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, yeah.
I'll enjoy this right.
Yeah, I can't fly.
I mean, this is just, this is more fucking anime crap, dude.
I mean, look, is this all you people view?
Look at this.
I know my magic isn't very good yet, but I'm trying my hardest, but it's not enough.
And my butt really, really hurts, but I'm still hanging in there.
But if I were to use magic like you do, I wouldn't be able to put so much into it or suffer through the pain in my butt really hurting me all the time.
Because then I'm sure that something bad would happen.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, I thought you were genuine when you said that, you know, oh, you know, this and that.
I'm like, you know, I fucking hope you have a good day.
All right.
I really don't want to do this, dude.
I'm almost, I'm almost on here for five hours.
And you assholes, not only do you want me to call a goddamn date line, you want me to pay for it.
You want me to fucking pay for this garbage, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
You all want me to pay for this shit.
Oh, my God.
All right.
I mean, I guess.
No, I'm not.
Shut up, man.
Why the hell should I pay for it?
It's cheap shit.
It's dumb, dude.
It's fucking dumb.
I mean, come on, dude.
Oh, my God.
Just pay for it, Sheckler.
Oh, fucking hell, man.
Jesus Christ.
Stop hoarding the shekel.
Dude, man, come on, dude.
Don't make me pay for this dumb shit, man.
Seriously, man.
Don't make me pay for this garbage.
All right.
I just want to go the free trial, and that's it.
There's never any chicks on these things, dude.
There's never it's fucking trannies and gays, man.
And the whole reason why I would even pay for something like this is to show you in cells how to talk to a woman for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
I'm not.
Look, I'm going to be right back, all right?
Now, what I'm going to...
Wait a minute.
Why am I a bad guy?
Fine, do prank calls?
Who the hell am I going to prank call?
Who the hell am I going to prank call for Christ's sake?
I mean, seriously, I don't have anybody to prank call.
Hookers, hookers don't answer their phone unless you don't answer their phone.
They make you like leave a message so they can get a call back to making sure that you're serious, okay?
You know, and don't and don't ask me how I know that.
I'm just saying, all right, prank call me.
I'm not gonna prank call you.
Jesus, you guys are shit, dude.
All right.
I don't know from experience, you idiot.
Shut up.
I'm not gonna call local.
I'm not gonna call Craigslist ads.
People that are on Craigslist ads, they're selling shit for the money, dude.
They probably need the money.
Prank call strip clubs and ask for Stacy.
All right, I'll call, I'll prank call a strip club.
Let me look for a strip club in some town and somewhere that's not here, all right?
Let's look for strip clubs in this city.
All right, let's look for strip clubs.
All right, how about wait a minute?
Strip clubs, you know, I have to look for the west coast because, man, they're not going to answer, dude.
They're not going to West Coast strip clubs.
They're not going to freaking answer because it's two in the morning over here in Texas, so the strip clubs wouldn't be open, dude.
They wouldn't be open out here anywhere in Texas.
Man, I can't believe I'm.
See what you idiots are making me do?
Jesus Christ.
All right, we've got, wait a minute, we got a male strip club.
We got a male strip club here.
Oh, it's closed, dude.
Fuck.
It's closed.
Jesus Christ.
It's goddamn closed for heaven's sake.
All right, let me see what else we have here.
We've got what is this?
Is this open?
Is it open here?
It looks like it's open.
Is it open?
It closes.
All right, yeah, it's open.
All right, we'll call this one.
All right, we'll call this one.
Let's see what happens.
Let's see what happens when we call this one here.
We're calling strip club, and I'm not asking for Stacy.
I'm going to do something a little bit more creative than that, okay?
Let me see.
am i going to do here um uh yeah okay Let me go ahead and do this.
Let's go ahead and let me see.
This is a strip club.
I got it.
Let's see what we got here.
Can y'all hear this?
Can y'all hear it?
Oh, shit.
Wrong one.
Here it is.
Can y'all hear it?
Hello.
Is this a strip club?
Why?
Wait, how come you hung up on me, dude?
How come they hung up on me?
I called the strip club.
It's a strip club number, dude.
How come they hung up on me?
It sounded like a little kid, too, dude.
I mean, I'm not even joking.
I just called a strip club number.
Hold on, I'm calling back.
Can y'all hear this?
Here, let me see if I can.
It's as much as I can do, dude.
What the hell?
Hello, this is Luke.
Please leave a message and I'll call you back in the morning.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
It's a little kid's cell phone or some shit.
Hold on.
What the fuck, dude?
I got this off Google.
I got this off Google, dude.
This is a freaking supposed to be a strip club.
It says it's open, dude.
Is this the what the fuck?
No shit.
Is that the kid?
I want to be honest with you.
I don't know.
That's very ironic, dude.
I don't know what the hell that was.
I really don't know.
I looked up a strip club and they gave me this number and I don't know what it is.
All right.
We got this other one.
Hold on.
What is this?
Yeah, this is the one I called this one, dude.
All right, I'll try this one, dude.
I'll try.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Hold on.
I'll try this one.
Hold on.
I don't know what y'all are telling me to call strip clubs.
I'm calling strip clubs on the East Coast over here.
And I don't know what the hell this is about, for heaven's sake.
Hold on, let me go ahead and do this.
And you all shut up.
I'm trying to call some people that, you know, there are going to be strip clubs here.
All right.
Let me see.
We got this.
The party you are trying to reach is not accepting calls at this time.
Oh, man.
Give me a break.
The fear of local live hall mentainment.
Oh, my God.
Apparently, that kid that calls you during radio graffiti owns a strip club.
That really did sound like that kid, didn't it?
And look, I don't want to say anything, but I am calling the 619 area code.
Okay, that's I'm trying to look for strip clubs in the 619 area code.
There are no strip clubs.
It's, you know, it's, you know, I don't know.
All right.
This strip club idea was a bad idea.
All right.
It was a bad idea.
All right.
Let me see if I can go and let me take a break and see if I can go and get a goddamn date line going on here because I know everybody's all pissed.
Troach Night Line Back Anywhere00:06:42
I want a date line.
I want Rainier Graffiti.
So what I'm going to do here is, man, the engineers not here.
So I'm out here doing all this myself.
And, you know, I'm just, I'm kind of slow with this kind of thing.
So I'm going to go ahead and try to call a dateline for you, sons of bitches.
All right.
I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
I'm going to be trying to work on this whole dateline shit.
So just sit there and I'll be right back.
All right.
Let's go ahead.
Go to break.
And when I come back, we should be on a dateline.
We should be on a date line.
So I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
Saturday night.
Troach.
Go ahead.
We're going to go ahead and do this.
All right, here we go.
All right,
I think we're here.
What is this?
Thank you for calling.
Goodbye.
Oh, Jesus, what are you talking about?
I just hooked it up, you fucking piece of shit.
No, I am.
Oh, the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
602, 600.
No, I'm not calling that.
Jesus Christ.
I had just hooked it up, too, dude.
I had just hooked this shit up.
I had just hooked it up.
Oh, Christ.
All right, let's hurry up.
Let's do this.
All right, we get it.
Let's go.
Come on.
Come on.
Jesus Christ, dude.
Message Press Something Serious Mature00:15:20
I had just had it.
And I was trying to, you know, connect everything together.
And, you know, here we are.
Jesus Christ.
Serves me right.
You son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ, let's do this.
All right, let's go.
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I'm located in San Antonio, Texas.
Just a well-off man with no one to spend this beautiful home that I have, this pool in the back, jacuzzi.
I've got a great wet bar.
Just looking for some women that are in the San Antonio region that appreciate this sort of thing, maybe want to meet up.
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I'm definitely looking for something serious.
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I'm located in San Antonio, Texas.
Just a well-off man with no one to spend this beautiful home that I have.
It's cool in the back, jacuzzi.
I've got a great wet bar.
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Use your girl voice and pretend to be twilly.
If not, if you happen to be somewhere else, maybe we can just have a decent chat.
I'm definitely looking for something serious.
This is not some one-time thing.
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Hey, what's up?
I'm 32, just away, bored, looking for a casual conversation.
I am 5'5, short, dark brown hair, a little bit past my shoulders.
I wear glasses.
I am Honduran.
My dad's Honduran.
My mom's Mexican.
Why?
Okay.
Just here on the northwest side.
Looking for someone in conference.
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What the hell is that?
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Hey, how are you doing?
I just came across your message.
I believe you're in the northwest side of San Antonio.
I'm not too far from that.
Just wanting to chat.
You know, let me know if you're interested.
I'm looking to meet up.
It doesn't have to be a sexual thing.
It definitely wants it to be romantic.
I think romance is just something that has gone by the wayside in society, and it's something that I appreciate myself on.
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You have a message, though.
Either.
Oh, no.
Find that man tonight.
Or are you going to just message me?
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Well, I'm not necessarily going that direction, but I am open-minded.
And, you know, if you happen to toss salads and, you know, do that sort of thing.
I'm a very dirty, dirty man.
I like my salad being tossed.
I'd be more than happy to, you know, let you come over and eat my booty like groceries.
And maybe we can go for a skinny dip or something.
Yeah.
Maybe more.
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Well, I'm not necessarily going that direction, but I am open-minded.
And, you know, if you happen to toss salads and, you know, do that sort of thing.
I'm a very dirty, dirty person.
I'll spit out my drink.
Salad being tossed.
I'd be more than happy to, you know, let you come over and eat my booty like groceries.
All right, let's do this.
All right.
We don't have much time.
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Hello, I am from Austin, Texas.
Austin.
I'm a 42-year-old black female.
I'm 5'2 ⁇ .
Oh, man.
180.
Whoa!
5'2-180.
I am on here a little bit.
That's a little thick.
That's a little sick.
I just couldn't sleep, just so you can see what's up.
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You know, you remind me of a girlfriend that I had one time.
You wouldn't happen to be the internet handle Twilly Atkins.
Do you go on the internet by the name Twilly Atkins by any chance?
Let me know.
She was a freak.
So get back.
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You know, you remind me of a girlfriend that I had one time.
You wouldn't happen to be the internet handle Twilly Atkins.
There's Twilly.
You go on the Internet.
There's Twilly.
I'm kidding.
It's a joke.
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See what happens.
Jesus Christ.
We can hear her goddamn fucking TV more than we can hear her.
All right, that's enough.
What's up?
I'm class on the fucking assistant.
I'm so sorry.
Man, I can't even hear these bitches.
I can't hear them.
I can't hear them.
Well, hey again.
I'm just on the line.
Oh, yeah?
Browsing.
Browsing?
Checking to see who's all on.
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I'm on the line, and it sounds like you're the type of woman that needs to be turned on in the right direction.
I can hear the sexual tension in your voice, and there's nothing to be ashamed of, baby, because that's why we're all on here.
So, what I'd like to do, if you're interested, let's go live and let's fulfill all the internal, deep-secret sexual desires and have a little fun.
You know, baby, I'm a mature man, just like you're a mature woman, and I love mature women.
You know, they're ripe, their juices are flowing.
So, anyway, to listen to your message, hey, what's up?
I'm on the line, and it sounds like you're the type of woman that needs to be turned on in the right direction.
I can hear the sexual tension in your voice, and there's nothing to be ashamed of, baby, because that's why we're all on.
So, what I'd like to do is you have a reply.
Okay, hey, thank you for the message.
I hope you're having a good night.
Um, so tell me a little bit about yourself.
It's a bronze from San Antonio.
Um, do you have any children?
Do I have any children?
Oh, no, no, do you travel?
I don't know.
Do you travel?
What do you mean?
She's already sizing it up.
Do you travel?
I'm just so bored, can't sleep.
A lot of worries on my mind as a single mother.
Oh, no.
Situations I put myself in.
Oh, no.
She's a single mother.
Yeah, it's cool that you know you can say that we can meet up, nothing sexual because it's very late at night, and usually a lot of people just want that.
But I don't know, I usually don't need anybody off these chat lines.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
Let's see.
Let me let me test her limits.
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Well, my height, I'm about 6'3.
I'm about 200 pounds.
I keep myself very trim.
I'm, you know, I'm a health nut, you know, a six-pack, pretty good pecs, etc.
I have no children.
I don't mind children.
As a matter of fact, I think I'm coming to an age in which I probably need to take on children to, you know, give me that family-esque type feeling that I think I've been longing for for so long.
Just give me a little bit more about yourself.
Do you have children?
Obviously, you're a single mother.
How many children do you have?
And explain to me more about your situation.
I mean, you've got me very curious, and I do want something serious.
And if you're that type of serious person that doesn't play games and that knows what you want, I'm already there.
I'm in the direction.
You know, I've got the money.
I've got everything.
I just don't have the woman by my side and the people around me that love me.
I mean, isn't that whole saying, I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does?
That's me.
And look, I'm just kind of baring my soul here.
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My height 6'3.
I'm about 200 pounds.
I keep myself very trim.
I'm a health nut, you know, a six-pack, pretty good packs, etc.
I have no children.
This is gangster.
I don't mind.
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Good morning.
My name is TV.
I have the best of the world.
What are we talking about?
Having all these luxuries.
Nobody's springing it back.
My husband just passed.
And I'm looking for someone to spend time with.
Is that you?
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Well, you sound like a very genuine person.
I can hear the emotion in your voice.
Let me know a little bit more about you.
You know, I mean, I'm a man, middle-aged, you know, very financially stable, very prominent in my community, etc.
But I just, I just can't find anybody that loves me.
And sometimes I think I'm too busy loving everybody else, solving everybody else's problems.
When deep down inside, you know, who's going to solve my problems?
Who's going to help me with my problems?
Believe me, I understand.
Anyway, get back if you like.
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That's how you talk to women, dude.
Yeah, you gotta have a little white sissy.
Look at her cute.
Oh, no.
Look at her cute.
Oh, my God.
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Hey, on the down low here, I'm a little bit curious.
You said you're a sissy.
Do you, I mean, do you wear panties?
Do you throw wigs on you?
Do you put makeup on?
Do you tuck your sack back?
Let me know what you mean, you know, when you say you're a little sissy.
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I can't sleep in the morning.
Uh-oh.
I just want to play with someone on the phone.
Oh, my God.
So, if you want to have some fun, send me a live chat.
Here, let me send her something.
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You know, I hear you say that you just want to play over the phone, but I don't know if it's the frequency of your voice, but I just feel that there's somebody in there that needs to be loved and that you're more important than what you're portraying yourself on this phone line.
You sound like a woman who's lost, but yet knows what she wants.
And what she wants is like everything else, just to be loved.
And I'm a man, you know, financially secure and all that nonsense.
And I want to be loved.
So why don't we just talk?
We don't necessarily have to do anything sexual or anything of that nature.
I want to know you.
I want to know the woman that is behind that sensuous, sweet voice.
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I'm not a hero from the main.
I don't sound like Ted Bunny.
You have a reply for me.
Oh, hold on.
I got a reply.
I do understand.
I just lost my husband.
Oh, shit.
And we're well off.
Think about money.
Oh, my God.
To me, it's irrelevant because it's just there for me.
I don't have anybody to talk to.
And I would love to talk to you.
Oh, Jesus, no.
Dude, I can't do this.
To know each other for each other.
I can't do this, dude.
Not for what I have.
This is sad.
I'm going to stand it.
I don't like people that want to talk to me for what I got.
I've just been there, done that.
And like I said, I just lost my late husband.
And it's very fresh for me.
Oh, man.
I'm scared.
I don't know what the hell to do.
But my dumbass is up on here.
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You know, don't say your dumbass is on here.
You're on here because what else do we have?
I mean, we have, what, internet in which we're supposed to communicate with each other and base and judge each other upon a profile picture.
We have whatever's left of sociality at these nightclubs and these bars.
I mean, where's the social interaction?
Where's the sociality?
Don't say or degrade yourself.
You sound like a woman that has genuine compassion.
And compassion nowadays, especially in this soulless world, is so hard to come by.
You're a strong woman.
Okay?
You're a strong woman because you know that life is more than just material.
And you should admire that.
You should use that as a virtue because it's a virtue that barely anyone ever finds.
Anyway, look, I'm just some guy on a telephone line.
I'm just trying to tell you that you sound special.
And don't ever think that anybody is above you or below you.
I mean, you're a star in a field of darkness.
I mean, that's really what this world is, isn't it?
It's dark.
I don't want to get too emotional.
I don't want you to get too emotional either, but just keep strong.
And believe me, whether it's on this line or whether it's in real life, you will find that one that you have chemistry with.
You will find that person that will fill the void of your heart.
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Man.
Hey, my name is Stacey.
And we can 39 years old.
I can't hear her.
I can't hear her.
Hi.
My name is Sam.
And I'm looking forward to it.
Oh, that's your head.
This is an alcoholo.
Oklahoma.
And I am black-headed, big brown eyes, 135 pounds, 5'6.
And I would love to chat with someone to that.
She didn't say her age.
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Well, I have to be honest with you.
I love that Oklahoma confidence.
I'm telling you, you could see it exerted every time you said anything in your vernacular telling you you are, I could just tell you're a strong woman.
I don't know what else to say.
I don't know what else to say for Christ's sake.
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This is Anne Bennett.
Ah, Jesus.
Let me know.
I can't even hear you.
I can't even hear that, Broad.
What the hell?
What the hell is that?
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Hey, guys.
This is Dasia.
I'm just looking for some giving.
I'm not Ted Bundy, dude.
Shut up.
Hey, what's up attractive?
African-American female 52190 coming towards that.
Just trying to say what's up.
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Hey, I know this is probably a message you're going to skip over, but you know, I'm a Texan boy, obviously Caucasian, but you sound like a black woman who knows what she wants, a very sophisticated vernacular.
You know, I'm just looking for somebody strong, you know.
And I'm open-minded.
I'm not hung up on race or anything of that nature.
I just want to talk to a woman that not only wants to be loved, but who also wants to love.
It's just like Bob Marley said: you can be loved, you know?
I don't know what the hell to say.
I don't know.
Hey, yeah, this is your bad name, Shaw.
I'm 53 years old.
I am single.
I've been half these beautiful tears.
I've been living a lot of people.
I can't even understand your muffled name.
My name is Shammy.
I don't know.
43.
Jesus, I'd stop deep throat in the phone.
Have you ever had a conversation that was so impactful?
Okay.
So in the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Do it live, you cowardly V-A-U-G-E-T-T-E.
All the varying ways.
Jesus, what is this bitch talking about?
That conversation has not impacted your life.
Here, I'll do it.
I'll impact her life.
I'll impact her life.
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That was probably one of the most deepest messages I have ever heard being on this phone line.
Because most of these messages are very perverted, very one-sided.
But when you said an impactful conversation, conversation, people don't understand how impactful that is, especially if you have a conversation with somebody that can inspire you, that can spark the synapses in your brains, you know, get the blood flowing and pumping even faster through your body.
Believe me, I understand about conversation.
And if you want to have a deep conversation with me, please get back.
I'm not one of these men out here that are perverted or looking for something.
I just.
I'm just looking for somebody that I can talk to and who I can love for just who they are and not what they are or what they look like.
Get back.
You're listening to me.
My name's Karen.
I'm from Canvas.
Oh.
He's like 5500.
What the hell is this?
Tomorrow, snow kids.
I'm just hoping that.
What the hell is we're skipping that one?
I'm not.
Hi, my name's Michelle.
I'm an attractive 51-year-old white female, the Nashville, Tennessee on the line looking for some fun, interesting, casual conversation.
If you'd like to know more about me, hit me up.
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Cognitive Columbus, Georgia.
Columbus, Georgia.
Come on, dude.
What do we got here?
Hi, my name is Jessica.
I'm just so bored.
I'm so bored.
I can't get to sleep.
Oh, yeah.
Anyone out there willing to talk to me and tell me some erotic things that they would do after this?
Yes, I'll do it now.
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Wow, you sound like a very erotic woman who's got her juices flowing.
And let me tell you, if you want to talk to somebody who can definitely send some messages as Mr. Fortune cookies.
Cheer Man Heartless Positivity Room00:14:47
Come live with me, and let me tell you, I will tell you to put large pieces of furniture in your vaginal region and just get back.
God damn it, you threw me off.
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You threw me off.
This is Dakota.
And I'm definitely looking for you.
Oh, yeah.
You have a request to connect live.
Oh my god, no.
I heard what you said.
Oh, dude.
What you said was so true.
Oh, my God.
What did I do?
The thing is that nobody's ever going to fill the void of my late husband.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Nobody.
Man, I can't do this.
This is horrible.
To connect live.
I got to hang up.
I got to hang up, dude.
I mean, are you kidding me?
I mean, that's just fucking horrible, dude.
I didn't mean to do that, dude.
I didn't mean to do that, man.
Shut up in the chat room.
I was just trying to cheer her up, man.
I was just trying to cheer her up.
And I didn't mean, I didn't mean for that to happen, dude.
Shut up in the chat room, man.
I was just fucking trying to fucking God, man.
And now I'm the bad guy.
I'm the fucking bad guy.
I'm the fucking bad.
I was just trying to cheer her up, man.
Oh, for Christ.
I'm a horrible person now.
I'm a fucking horrible person.
I was just trying to fucking cheer her up for Christ's sake, man.
Heartless ghost.
Heartless ghost.
Oh, fucking shit, dude.
Oh, my God.
Look, the reason I hung up, I still got minutes on that line, but I wanted to hang up just to, you know, I got off the line because my minutes were up or some shit like that, dude.
I can't connect to her live, dude.
That's fucking horrible, dude.
I'm not going to do that.
So fucked up, hambone.
I mean, come on, dude.
I was trying to cheer her up.
I was trying to cheer her up, man.
I didn't mean for that to happen.
The field of local life.
I didn't mean for that to happen.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
Way to ruin that girl's life.
What the fuck did I do?
I didn't do shit.
You son of a bitch.
I'm not.
I'm the fucking amper.
You're a horrible fucking person.
Oh, God.
I was trying to cheer her up.
How am I a bad guy, dude?
I was trying to cheer her up, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ, dude.
You know what?
I gotta take a break.
Shame on me.
Oh, my God.
Shame on you, ghost.
Way to teach your listeners on how to break a woman's life.
I was trying to help her out.
I was trying to be her comforter there for a minute, man.
She was already.
Oh, God.
Now I'm the fucking bad guy because I'm trying to cheer up some broad who lost her husband, dude.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, shut up in the chat room, man.
I did the chat room because of you, people.
I did the chat room, that fucking stupid date line, because of you, trolls.
And now I'm the bad guy.
In the field of local lives.
Oh, God.
What the hell is this?
Dead husband's second harvest, dude.
Oh, my God.
Man, Jesus Christ.
I had to, I mean, come on, no way.
Local live, homantic payment.
Oh, my God.
So insensitive, ghost.
What the fuck is wrong?
What the hell?
I called this stupid date line because of you, morons.
I called this shit because of you.
I was trying to cheer her up.
In the field of local lives.
Oh, fuck it.
You fucking sons of bitches, man.
Worse than Ted Bundy?
Worse than fucking.
You know what?
Fuck you.
I'm taking a fucking break, man.
I'm taking a goddamn break.
I'm not going to sit here and put up with this shit.
All right?
I was trying to cheer her up.
All right?
I didn't mean any ill intent.
I didn't mean anything by that.
I was trying to cheer her up for Christ's sake, man.
I didn't mean for her to break down.
I didn't mean for her to cry.
In the field of local live.
You are trying to kill her.
How fucking dare you?
Don't even go there.
Don't even go there.
Local live homantic.
Ghost-assisted suicide, you fucking liar.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
Jesus Christ!
Next time you might as well play her this song.
Oh yeah, oh fuck, just shut up.
What song?
In the field of local live home.
What song, you son of a bitch?
Oh my god!
Calling a whining dining dad, shut up, all right?
I'm not gonna do that.
I can't believe you people, man.
I didn't do anything with any ill will intent.
I was trying to make her feel better for Christ's sake.
And wait a minute.
Play this song the next time you talk to her.
In the field of local live, homemade.
What?
Oh, my God.
I hope she doesn't take a bunch of pills or something because your dumb boomer ass made her have a breakdown.
Well, how did I make her have a breakdown?
I said nothing but positive shit to her, man.
Oh, man, come on, dude.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Look, I hung up when she started.
I mean, come on, dude.
I hung up.
All right.
It's over.
All right, enough.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Now she's going to go from talking on a sex hotline to talking on a suicide hotline.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
Shut up.
What a cuck.
And listen, the guy that donated 12 bucks says the next time you might as well play her this song, you heartless piece of trash.
Oh, Jesus. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
That poor woman's going to kill herself now.
No, she's not it.
Shut the fuck up with that crap.
Shut up.
I realize that.
Oh, man.
You guys are sick, dude.
You guys are fucking sick, dude.
That's super.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe you people.
I can't believe you people.
You know what?
I can't.
All right.
That's enough.
All right.
We get it for Christ.
You know what?
I got to take a fucking break.
All right.
I was trying to feed some positivity in this broad, dude.
I didn't mean for that to happen.
You heard me.
I didn't say anything bad.
I was trying to give her some inspiration, man.
For fuck's sake.
I was just, I mean, come on, dude.
Yeah, I'm actually fucking.
You know what?
You guys are a bunch of pricks.
I called this goddamn date line because of you, stupid idiots.
All right.
It's because of you I called this crap, man.
Oh, my God.
These people are calling me a heartless bastard or something.
I'm not.
I fucking tried to give her inspiration, man.
In the field of local live.
God damn it.
You said you helped her while crying.
She was.
Shut up.
All right.
Shut the hell up.
And here's Black Hat.
Don't blame us.
Don't blame us.
We just told you to call for Christ's sake.
Oh, go shove it up your ass.
I mean, give me a fucking.
I'm going to take a break, man.
All right.
I mean, give me a fucking break.
This is what I get for fucking listening to you goddamn cyber vermin pieces of trash.
I'm sitting over here.
I'm just... Fucking just... Jesus Christ.
The field of local live hall magic.
What?
What the hell is this?
Oh, my God.
P to pray for Sad Widow.
You ruined her life again, you fat fuck.
I didn't ruin anybody's life.
I didn't ruin anybody's life, you bastards.
Oh, my God.
Give me, I got it.
I got to take a break, man.
And listen, when I come back, you'll be lucky if I continue this fucking broadcast anymore after all you people are sitting here giving me this false indictment, man.
I didn't do anything.
I didn't goddamn do anything.
Get me the fuck out of here with these stupid dumb bastards for Christ's sake, man.
You bastards made me call.
You made me call!
All right.
We're back for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, Jesus Christ, dude.
I mean, I called because of you, pricks, okay?
I called because of you assholes.
And that was obviously a bad idea.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Body count, ghost one trolls, zero.
Fucking piece of shit, man.
I didn't do anything, dude.
I didn't do anything but call, and I was trying to make her feel better.
All right, I was trying to make her feel better for Christ's sake, man.
Good God, man.
I'm the bad guy now.
I'm the fucking bad guy.
Jesus Christ, man.
I need some more.
I need another beer and a fucking shot after that, man.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I got assholes in the fucking chat room saying that I'm worse than Ted Bundy.
I'm worse than Ted.
Have y'all ever seen Ted Bundy, dude?
Let me show you, Ted Bundy.
This is who they think I am, for Christ's sake.
This is who they think I am.
Where's the freaking images?
Look, this guy.
They think I'm this dude.
Get the PC shot.
They think I'm this guy.
All right, that's who they think I am.
They say I'm worse than this guy.
In the field of local home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Black wives matter.
You son of a bitch.
You know what, man?
I don't even know if I should continue on with this show.
I called the date line because of you, evil internet people.
Because of you.
For Christ's sake, where's my beer?
I need some more beer.
And I need another shot for Christ's sake.
I need more beer, man.
Jesus Christ.
Worse than Ted Bundy.
I mean, shut up, assholes, all right?
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
I didn't drive anybody to suicide, man.
All right, shut up.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, I didn't say anything bad.
I was giving her positivity, dude.
In the field of local live home entity.
Oh, are you fucking kidding me?
Paying Attention Way Kill Bullying00:15:23
Patrick Ghost Bateman.
Patrick Ghost Bateman.
Really, asshole?
Oh, man.
I can't believe you guys, man.
I'm not even joking, man.
I called this dateline because of you.
And now I'm the bad guy.
You know?
I'm the bad guy for Christ's sake, man.
I was giving her positivity, man.
For Christ's sake.
I was giving her some positivity.
She sounded down.
I was.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
All right.
And I'm the bad.
Now, now I'm worse than Ted Bundy.
Now I'm Patrick Ghost Bateman, for fuck's sake.
Oh, Christ.
I'm the bad guy now.
I'm the fucking bad guy.
Give me another fucking shot.
Just calling a damn date line for Christ's sake.
And now I'm some fucking evil fucking murderer or something.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, man, I just caught.
I was giving her inspiration, dude.
Oh, my God.
Cinco DeWidow.
Who the fuck said that in the chat?
Cinco de Widow!
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Murder?
I'm not a fucking murderer, dude.
I mean, I mean, I'm not.
I'm not happy.
Shut the fuck up in the chat room.
Ghost Wayne Gacy.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
Man, I can't.
You know what?
No more go.
No more fucking date lines, dude.
All right, no more fucking date lines, man.
This is it, dude.
All right.
What is this?
You're the one who pressed a woman who clearly said her husband died instead of skipping her immediately.
I felt bad for her.
Oh, my God.
You don't make people feel better by playing on their feelings.
Oh, Jesus.
Is this how you treat your wife whenever you're in the middle?
Don't talk about my wife.
Adult bullying.
I wasn't bullying nobody.
You were only following orders.
Come on.
I wasn't falling.
I mean, come on, dude.
I mean, come on.
Come on.
Tonight on dateline, we investigate a situation.
Oh, shut the fuck up, man.
I've had enough of this crap, dude.
I've had enough of this crap.
All right, I hung up.
All right, it'll, it's like I fucking ran out of minutes or something.
I mean, give me a fucking break, man.
All right, I was telling her something positive.
I was trying to lift up her spirits, dude.
All right, and she got so emotional because, you know, I'm kind of an impactful dude.
You know, I do that to women.
She started crying, okay?
Shut the fuck up.
Give me my goddamn fucking.
You know, this is a shot.
To all those who understand what happened here, instead of trying to spin it as if I'm some kind of a fucking freak show psychotic or something.
All right.
Cheers to you.
Okay.
I'm not a freaking Patrick Ghost Bateman.
I'm not worse than Ted Bundy.
All right.
I'm not Cinco de Widow.
Jesus Christ, man.
Cheers to everybody out there for Christ's sake, man.
Cheers, baby.
I can't believe you people, man.
I can't believe you.
I called this stupid dateline because of you people.
The Zodiac Ghostler.
Ghostler the Black Widow.
Murder Ghost Road.
Look, fuck.
Shut the fuck up, man.
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
You sure you're not a CIA operative?
The way you kill people could have fooled us.
The way I kill people, the way I kill, fucking shut the fuck up.
You guys, this is not a joke.
This is not funny anymore, all right?
Ghost the Ripper.
I mean, this is not funny, dude.
I mean, Jesus.
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Serious dono.
Why don't you just call back, find her, make things right?
Live or not, you just don't leave a poor woman hanging.
Keep up with a good show.
What the fuck was I supposed to say to her?
She wanted to collect, she wanted to connect live with me.
I mean, what was I supposed to say?
If I connected live, it'd have been worse.
All right, I didn't want to exploit the woman.
I didn't, you know, give me a fucking break, man.
Oh, man, go shove it up here.
You know, I need some smoke, dude.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I can't believe you people, man.
I'm sitting over here.
Look at this.
I'm out here five hours and 46 minutes, and now you people are turning me into what?
What is the latest name?
Hannibal Ghostler.
OJ Ghost Ghost Simpson, or whatever the fuck you people are saying.
Local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Ghost the Widow Slayer, dude.
That's not fucking funny, man.
I didn't do shit.
I didn't do shit.
I didn't do shit, man.
I didn't do nothing.
I didn't do nothing, man.
Serial killer Andy.
Texas Dateline Massacre, you fucking assholes.
Texas Dateline Massacre.
Oh, man.
You know what?
And you all are bastards, dude.
I mean, I didn't even want to do this show today, okay?
And let alone call a goddamn dateline.
And I do all this shit for you fucking trolls.
And look at you people.
Look at you people.
In the field of local live hall mental demonic mods.
Are you drinking Budweiser more like Budwives tears?
Fucking you piece of shit, man.
I mean, this is never going to end, right?
This is never gonna fucking end for Christ's sake.
I called this dateline because of you, trolls!
I called this damn dateline because of you!
And now I'm the fucking bad guy!
Now I'm worse than Ted Bundy, for heaven's sake.
True psychopath radio.
Jesus Christ, give me my freaking smoke.
It will be remembered forever.
It'll be put on poll.
I fucking fuck you, man.
All right, fuck you.
Jesus Christ, I'm not calling her back.
I'm not calling her back.
I'm not calling her back, dude.
All right?
I'm not calling anybody back.
Kiwi Farms, this murder?
Man, Kiwi Farms has had a fucking stupid threat on me for fucking years.
All right?
Shut up.
Ghost Manson.
Ghost the Iceman.
Can y'all shut the fuck up, man?
I didn't do nothing.
I didn't do nothing.
I called the stupid date line just like you idiots asked me.
And now I'm a fucking sick ass serial killer all of a sudden, man.
You know I am?
In the field of local.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
Don't even go there.
I'm not even going to say that.
Don't you even go there.
Man, I can't believe you, Pete.
I didn't shut the fuck up in fucking chat.
Or I'm going to implement chat room martial law.
All right, I'm going to implement chat room martial law on you sons of bitches, man.
Ghost river killer?
Me magic dead wife.
Ghostler Applewhite.
Ghost Leatherfow.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Can you shut up, man?
I called this damn dateline because of all of you.
I called this damn thing because of you.
And now I'm the fucking bad guy, man.
You know I am?
In the field of local live hall mentality.
Family reunion LOL.
Are you inferring that she's going to kill?
Man, you fucking sick bastard, man.
Ghost the fucking death angel.
Ghost the death angel.
Ghostiak killer?
Ghost Myers?
Are you fucking joking?
In the field of local live.
Oh, no, but not this broad.
Oh my god.
Ghost face reaction.
Not this broad, for Christ's sake.
Ghost Mengela.
Don't even go there for Christ's sake.
All right.
Ghost Harris and Albin Klebold, you fucking piece of shit!
Ghost Harris and Alvin Klebold?
You fucking pieces of bitches.
Oh my god.
Relax, brother.
Don't make stupid woman cry.
Allah does not mind this.
Trolls are sad because they see their single mother in that stupid woman.
This woman crocodile tears has left chat with soft hearts.
This is unacceptable.
Oh my god, Khabib, what are you talking about, you freaking soulless Muslim?
Are you kidding me?
Ghost Krueger?
I mean, yeah, fuck off.
All right, just shut up.
I got a, what is it, dark mean magician whore?
What do you want me to play now for Christ's sake?
Ghost face revealed.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
Ghostilla the hun.
Ghostilla the hun shut the fuck up or I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
I'm not doing a seven-hour.
I'm not doing nothing.
I'm leaving.
All right?
For Christ's sake, I was trying to give that woman some inspiration.
I was trying to pep her up for Christ's sake, dude.
I wasn't trying.
Man, shut up, man.
I mean, you guys are assholes.
Anyway, this is this.
What?
In the field of local live hall methods.
Oh, my God.
Widow cutting because depressed.
She's not cutting.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
And here we go with Dark Me Magician slut.
She requested this and she said ghost face reveal.
This is not funny, dude.
This is not funny.
This is not funny.
This is not goddamn funny, dude.
Oh, my God.
In the field of local live hall mental payments.
Oh, my God.
It's okay, Thomas Alvin.
I will start a Kickstarter for her funeral.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
Shut your damn mouth.
Shut your goddamn mouth for Christ's sake, man.
Ghost face reveal, death meme magician girl.
Are you kidding me, you piece of crap?
Oh, my God.
You son of a bitch.
All right.
All right.
Shut that crap up.
Shut it off.
And you all want me to continue on with this broadcast, for heaven's sake, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
I can't believe you people, man.
No, I am.
What now?
The field of local live hall...
Tell!
Ted Ghost Kennedy.
Oh, my God.
Ghost left that widow alone on the hotline quicker than Ted Kennedy left Mary Joe in the passenger seat.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
Kennedy's was an accident.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
I mean, what was I supposed to do?
That woman wanted to connect to me live, and what?
I was supposed to continue to talk to her and exploit her because you fucking trolls think it's funny.
I wasn't going to do that, man.
I wasn't going to do that, man.
From date lines to suicide hotlines, you son of a bitch.
All right, you go.
You all shut up, dude.
All of you all just shut up.
Take a whiff of that because you're causing acid to be disturbed in my goddamn stomach and I'm belching now.
Look, I didn't do anything to that widow.
I didn't...
I left her...
Hey, aesthetic.
What are you talking about?
I left her hanging.
It was a fucking date line, man.
What if I ran out of minutes on the dateline?
I mean, haven't you ever thought about that?
No, I am.
Oh, geez.
What now?
Manthus.
What payments?
Oh, my God.
John Benet Ghostler.
Christ!
I didn't do nothing, man.
I left her hanging like Chester Bennington.
All right, that's enough, dude.
All right, that's enough.
Slender ghost.
I'm smoking this.
I'm not paying attention.
I'm literally not paying any more attention to the damn chat room, dude.
I'm not paying any more attention to this crap.
I called the goddamn date line because of you people.
Because of you people.
And now I'm the bad guy.
All right.
And she's probably waiting by the phone now crying.
I can't believe you people, man.
I mean, I'm not even.
I mean, what am I supposed to do after this?
I mean, I was trying to have a Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night show with you sons of bitches.
Promise Eight Serial Killers Horrible00:05:23
In the field of local live hall entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Why is it all the best serial killers come from Texas?
Apparently, everything is bigger in Texas alright.
Shut it up.
Shove it up, your ass.
All right.
Shove it up here.
Why are all the best serial killers from Texas?
Go shove it up, your ass, man.
All right.
I'm not a killer, you moron.
Okay?
Ghost Lanza.
All right.
That's enough for Christ's sake.
Stop it in the chat room.
Stop putting my name next to fucking mass shooters and serial killers.
I'm nothing like it.
All right.
I'm nothing like that for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, I'm just sitting over here.
I'm just trying to do a damn show for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
The Shekel Slaughterer in the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Ghostler Kvorkian, the guy who invented the suicide machine.
In the field of local live hallman.
Suicidal.
Oh, my God.
Suicidaler, you assholes.
The Texas phone massacre.
The Texas phone call massacre.
All right.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
In the field of local live hallman.
You pieces of trash, dude.
The Saturday night snuff show.
All right.
I think I need to call it a night, dude.
You know what?
I think I need to call it a night.
This has just been horrible.
This has just been horrible for Christ's sake, man.
This has been horrible.
Hold on, I gotta hold it and let it hit the brain.
This has been just disgusting.
This has just been horrible, man.
I mean, and you all want me to continue on after this, dude?
Look, we're almost at six fucking hours here.
Do you understand that?
Six hours.
I didn't.
Wait, fuck you, Anthony.
I didn't promise eight hours.
Shut the fuck up.
I didn't promise eight hours.
You idiots.
It's you, morons, that are like, hey, go for eight, ghosts.
Go for 24 hours, ghost.
Local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Saturday night suicide.
I didn't promise eight hours.
Shut the fuck up.
I didn't promise eight hours.
Oh, no.
You see, now all of a sudden people are saying I promised everything.
Now, yeah, I promised radio graffiti.
I promise this.
I promise that.
I mean, she, fucking hell.
Bloody hell.
What the hell?
You know what I'm saying?
What the actual hell?
Man, I mean, I'm not kidding, dude.
I don't know.
This has been a very horrible night, for Christ's sake, all right?
This has been a horrible night.
I can't believe you people have done this.
You've done this to me.
I want you all to understand.
You have done this to me.
I would have never have called that date line.
I would have.
If it wasn't for you, idiots.
You know, if it were up to me, I wouldn't have done this show, okay?
I wouldn't have done this show, and I would have been at Twin Peaks, and I would have been eating some more ghost pepper wings, drinking some goddamn beer, and watching the fucking boxing match in the UFC.
In the field of local live hall mental payments.
Oh, my God.
Bloody hell.
Lol good one ghost.
Go shove it up your ass for Christ's sake.
All right.
In the field of local live.
Wait a minute.
You promised a body count and you delivered.
I didn't deliver shit, dude.
I mean, good God.
Man, please stop trolling me on this.
I'm really feeling bad about this whole scenario.
All right.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm really feeling bad about this.
And I really don't want to talk about it anymore.
So please just shut the hell up.
All right.
Please just shut the hell up.
I don't want to talk about this garbage anymore.
All right.
I mean, it's Cinco de Mayo.
All right.
It's a fifth of mayonnaise.
And shut up.
It's not Cinco DeWidow.
Whoever made that name Cinco de Widow, especially after what we did today.
I mean, you guys are sick.
Ghosted Ramirez?
As if I'm that satanic serial killer Richard Ramirez?
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean.
Yes, you made me do it.
All of you people made me do it.
I would have never have been on that dateline had I been for you people.
Fuck.
If it hadn't been for you, man.
Replay Vod Supposed Oh Degraded00:07:09
All right.
If it hadn't been for you, sons of bitches.
In the field of local live hall meant to pay.
Son of a bitch.
First murder since Nom, you fucking piece of shit, man.
Do you want me to end the show now, dude?
I mean, because I'm not kidding.
I've already been on for six hours and two minutes.
I'll go ahead and just turn it off now.
All right.
I'll just turn it off now.
Calling the SAPD for what?
For what?
I took it too far.
You know what, we're going to, look, I'm going to go back in the fucking vibe.
I'm going back in the VOD right now.
And I want to see what was so bad about me.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
All right.
I'm not kidding.
I'm going back in the VOD and I'm going to replay.
I'm going to replay the goddamn.
I'm going to replay it.
I'm going to replay it right now.
All right.
I'm going to replay it right now for Christ's sake.
And we're going to see if what I did was so goddamn bad.
I don't think it was bad.
All right.
I don't think it was goddamn bad at all for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I was trying to help this woman.
That's what I was trying to do.
All right.
Let me go back.
Trying to help this woman.
That's what I was trying to do.
You have a message.
Uh-oh.
Good morning.
Hold on.
She's already sizing it up.
On hey, what's up?
Fucking TV more than we can hear her.
All right, that's enough.
Let's see what happens here.
What's up?
I'm calling from the whole age.
Come on, where is it?
And let's fulfill all the words.
Hey, thank you for the message.
I hope you're having a good worries on my mind.
Test her limits.
After the beep, you have two minutes.
Let me test her.
Yeah, right.
Let's see.
Let me test her children to, you know, give me that person that doesn't play want.
I'm trying to find it.
Hold on.
This is game.
I think this sums up what happened pretty well.
Uh-oh.
Good morning.
My name is TV.
Press any key.
Record.
I just can't find anybody that loves me.
You know, very prominent in my community.
I'm sorry.
I'm sending a message.
I'm fine.
Let's send it.
Uh-oh.
I can't find it.
God damn it.
It's just like everything else.
Everything else.
Feel that there's somebody in there.
Two minutes to record a message for this.
Oh, this is the player of yourself.
Hold on.
I'm trying to find it.
We don't necessarily have to do anything.
I want to know the woman that is behind.
I have anybody to talk to.
This is her.
And this is her.
To me, it's irrelevant because it's just a you're me.
This is her.
I don't have anybody to talk to.
And I would love to talk to you.
Oh, Jesus, no.
So this is her.
I can't do this.
To know each other for each other.
I can't do this, dude.
Not for what I have.
This is sad.
I'm going to skip it.
I don't like people.
And you can tell I didn't want to do this, but you people are like, no, go do it.
Look at your savage.
Do it.
Look at this.
Like I said, I just lost my late husband.
And it's very fresh for me.
Oh, man.
This is so fun.
I'm scared.
I don't know what the hell to do.
But my dumbass is up on here.
Listen.
And I tried to make her feel better.
Listen.
I tried to make her feel better.
Let's give her some inspiration.
Let's give her some inspiration.
That's what I said.
Look.
You know, don't say your dumbass is on here.
You're on here because what else do we have?
I mean, we have, what, internet in which we're supposed to communicate with each other and base and judge each other upon a profile picture.
We have whatever's left of sociality at these nightclubs and these bars.
I mean, where's the social interaction?
Where's the sociality?
Don't say or degrade yourself.
You sound like a woman that has genuine compassion.
And compassion nowadays, especially in this soulless world, is so hard to come by.
You're a strong woman.
Okay?
You're a strong woman because you know that life is more than just material.
And you should admire that.
You should use that as a virtue.
I know I am.
Because it's a virtue.
Your video just got age restricted after you killed that women.
I had to log in to confirm my age before it would let me watch any more of it.
I can't believe you killed that poor woman.
You nigger, you faggot nigger nigger.
What are you talking about?
I mean, that wasn't a bad.
Look, let's listen to the rest of it.
Anyway, look, I'm just some guy on a telephone line.
I just trying to tell you that you sound special.
And don't ever think that anybody is above you or below you.
I mean, you're a star in a field of darkness.
I mean, that's really what this world is, isn't it?
It's dark.
I don't want to get too emotional.
I don't want you to get too emotional either, but just keep strong.
And believe me, whether it's on this line or whether it's in real life, you will find that one that you have chemistry with.
You will find that person that will fill the void of your heart.
I mean, to listen to you, man.
I mean, that was inspirational, dude.
I mean, how was I supposed to know that she was going to do this here?
Oh, my God, no.
I heard what you said.
Oh, dude.
What you said was so true.
Oh, my God.
What did I do?
The thing is that nobody's ever going to fill the void of my late husband.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Nobody.
Man, I can't do this.
This is horrible.
To connect line.
God, I got to hang up.
You see, I had to hang up.
Smooth Weaving Spiders Come Hang Up00:11:53
I mean, man, I don't see where that was, you know, like, I don't know, Ted Bundy or whatever they can't, whatever you fucking idiots are saying, dude.
You guys are just a bunch of jerk.
I'm a horrible person.
Oh, God.
Hell yeah.
What?
Is this why they call you Ghostler?
You're not satisfied with one victim.
Next, it'll be all of Israel.
Oh, shove it up, your ass.
All right.
Israel is United States' biggest ally.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
All right.
We got somebody who donated a 12-bucker called Scuff Dr. Phil.
And shut up in the chat room, dude.
I didn't do nothing.
All right.
What is this?
What is this crap?
All right.
All right.
Look, shut up, dude.
I'm not.
Look, y'all want me to stop this fucking, you know, broadcast now?
Because I swear to God, I'll stop it now and it's over.
Y'all have already got me age-restricted.
I mean, who the hell knows what's going to happen after tonight, for heaven's sake?
Oh, and now y'all want radio graffiti.
Look at the people.
All right.
Everybody wants radio graffiti.
You're calling me a killer.
I didn't do nothing.
I mean, yeah, you know, Alte Ed has got it right.
I mean, you know what?
I'm a smooth operator.
Smooth operator.
I mean, you know, what can I say, dude?
You know, it is what it is, you know.
I'm a smooth operator, dude.
Just Jesus.
I mean, it is what.
I'm sorry.
What?
The field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Not the first civilian.
Just shut up, all right?
Just y'all, you all just shut up, all right?
I mean, what can I say, dude?
I mean, you know, I was just trying to tell you people how to talk to women.
It's not hard to talk to women.
Do you understand that, right?
I was just trying to show you.
It's not hard to talk to women.
You just got to talk to them.
You got to be kind to them.
You got to talk to them the right cadence.
I mean, they're giving you a lot of tail signs, so you got to go ahead and be like, hey, you doing, you know?
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Arab Andy was arrested for less.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
Now y'all are going way overboard, dude.
I mean, come on, dude.
Come on.
I'm a smooth operator.
Smooth operator.
That's what I am, dude.
What am I going to say?
I mean, what can I do, dude?
I mean, you know, I'm a fucking, I'm a hot dude.
I mean, you know, I'm a smooth talker, baby, you know?
What can I say?
I'm a smooth ass talker.
I'm sorry.
What am I going to do?
I'm sorry, dude.
Let me have a smoke.
What can I say?
What can I do, dude?
You know I am in the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Talking women off cliffs.
I mean, look, I was trying to demonstrate to you, incels, that, hey, look, I mean, all you got to do is just talk to women the right way.
All right, you talk to women the right way, you know.
I mean, you can impact them.
Remember, women are emotional, dude.
All right.
They're emotional.
You know, it is.
All right.
You know what?
Just shove it up at your ass.
All right.
You've contacted the police and they're reviewing the stream.
Give me.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
I need some more beer, man.
Jesus Christ.
Manipulating women.
manipulating women 101 by ghost i don't mean to laugh at that dude but i don't i don't i don't manipulate anybody dude You know?
I don't manipulate anybody, dude.
I mean, I'm just saying.
I don't manipulate anybody, dude.
All right.
I don't, I'm just.
It's a fucking date line.
Ted Bundy laugh.
Ted Bundy laugh, dude.
Come on, man.
I mean, you got you, trolls are you guys are trolling.
You know, you guys are trolling like beyond the level for Christ's sake.
All right.
Talmudic spells.
Talmudic spells.
That's, yeah, that's, that's funny, all right?
Hey, wait, any more beer?
Is there any more fucking beer left over in any of these goddamn sons of bitches?
I want to make sure I don't have any more beer left over here.
And remember, I told you guys that you got to give the beer a lot of head.
You know, I am, you know, in the field of local live hall.
What the hell is this?
Oh, my God.
Taking give me capitalism or give me death to the next level.
Man, shut the fuck up, dark meme magician girl.
Shut up.
Ghost is a Jewish pig hambone.
You know I am.
And that's repeated over and forth radio.
Oh, my God.
True winter torture.
How can you sleep at night when you're murdering innocent widows for shan?
Shut the fuck up, dude.
All right, just shut up.
I called that stupid date line because of all of you people.
All right.
So if I go down, I'm going to take all of you to court with me.
Okay?
Because it's your fault.
All right.
You, you, you encouraged me to do this.
You bribed me to do this.
All right.
This is a bribery situation.
You people bribed me to do this.
And now, you know, if I'm going down, you're going down.
Son of a bitch.
Give me my beer.
I'm not joking.
I'm telling all you all did this.
All right.
You all did this.
You all bribed me to do this.
All right.
All right.
That's my defense.
You all bribed me to do this.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
Remember when Arab Andy took all his viewers to court, too?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like a little bit of that, huh?
Oh, and now you're talking like dark mean magician slut over here.
Well, nobody held a gun to your head.
I mean, you just go ahead and do whatever he is you want to do.
You know, I mean, even though I suggested to you, man.
All right.
Just shut up.
All right.
Just shut your mouth.
Give me my smoke.
All right.
All right.
And stop calling me a fucking Ted Bundy and all that shit.
That's not funny, dude.
It really isn't.
I'm not a Ted Bundy and all that shit.
Hold on.
There's a spider in here.
There's a spider.
Where the fuck did that spider come from?
There's a spider in here, dude.
You see?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Weaving spiders come not here.
Weaving spiders come not here.
Oh, my God.
Can I represent you in court?
I accept spaghetti.
Man, it's on the ceiling, for Christ's sake.
And I got fucking high ceilings, and it just knows that I'm looking at it.
There's a fucking spider there.
You know, is it a black widow?
Fuck it.
Jesus Christ.
I don't know what kind of spider it is.
But there's a spider right there.
I'm looking right at it.
I got to kill that son of a bitch.
I don't know if I can reach it.
The bad part about it, I don't want that shit jumping on me and giving me a goddamn spider bite.
And then I got to go to the damn emergency room and get a fucking spinal tap or something.
What the hell is that?
Get down, you stupid spider, you son of a bitch.
He's on like the ceiling, dude.
He's on the I got, you know what?
I'm getting this fucking spider.
I'm getting hold on.
I gotta take out my fucking shit.
I'm getting this son of a bitch.
All right, where's give me a shoe or something?
I got, oh, Jesus, it's a big fucker.
Oh my god, dude.
If I miss, I'm fucked, dude.
All right, just come down a little bit.
There he is.
There he is.
I got him.
I got him.
Oh, don't go back up, you fag.
Oh, shit.
You stupid meatbag.
I said, you know, I'm going to throw.
Just shut up.
I got to kill this fucking spider now.
All right.
God damn it, the spider's being a prick.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I got to get on a fucking chair.
I gotta get on a fucking chair.
Hold on, make sure this shit isn't leaning back.
I'm gonna get this motherfucker.
Come here.
Hold on, I'm gonna.
I don't wanna fall.
Shit.
Oh!
Get the local live home management.
Oh, my God!
Man, I was asleep for a few hours, and I woke up to ghosts causing a woman to potentially commit suicide.
What am I doing?
Weaving spiders, come not here.
Weaving spiders, come not here.
You hear that, huh?
oh my god give me give me the where's the get out of here For Christ's sake!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
My headphone wire got caught in my goddamn freaking chair wheel.
In the field of local live hall menta tamant.
Oh my god!
Don't change the subject, ghost.
You killed a woman.
It's on tape.
Weaving spiders come not here, all right?
All right, sorry about that.
I had to kill a fucking spider.
Weaving spiders come not here, all right?
I had to get up on a fucking chair for that.
In the field of local live hall menta tamant.
Oh my god.
Wait a minute.
Don't change the subject.
And dislike to respect widow.
Pet Mexican Brigade Ghostler Andy00:07:55
Was it a black?
I don't know what kind of damn spider it was.
I just hit it with a damn shoe.
It's dead now, and it ain't gonna bite me.
It ain't gonna bite Mrs. Ghost, and it ain't gonna bite Templeton.
All right, so it's all good.
All right.
Let's go ahead, I guess, and get to.
I mean, I shouldn't even be doing this.
You people are calling me a murderer over here.
I shouldn't even be doing any of this shit.
What?
In the field of local live hall man.
What's with you and murdering widows?
I mean, shut up, dark meme magician girl, for Christ's sake.
It's the pet Mexican!
It's my pet Mexican!
Police 5 DeMayo.
I am still on the toilet ghost.
I ate some corn earlier, and now I am having trouble pleasing.
Jesus.
So I decided to listen to your show as it relieves stress and loosens my prostate.
What?
Allowing me to secrete all the excrement out of my orifice.
Ear of corn toilet.
Man, that's not my pet Mexican, dude.
That's a fucking troll over there, alright?
That's not my pet Mexican, dude.
You guys are fucking assholes, all right?
I can't believe that I'm here, and I can't.
What a night.
What a Saturday night!
Saturday night!
Saturday night!
Troll show!
What a fucking troll show it has been.
What a troll show it has been.
I mean, you know, that's why the Saturday Night Troll show is a Saturday Night Troll Show, man.
It's pretty hardcore for Christ's sake, man.
And shut up about the Talmud, alright?
Like, I did Talmud at Talmudic spells or something.
I didn't do nothing.
All right?
I didn't do nothing.
Two widows in the woodshed.
Shut the fuck up.
Saturday night murder show.
Saturday night killer.
Look, look, shut up, dude.
Slaughterhouse Saturday.
I mean, do you even want another Saturday night troll show if you're going to keep treating me like this, man?
I mean seriously Saturday Night Death Squad payments.
Oh my god Look dude, this is not funny dude.
This is not funny That's not funny black hat you asshole Oh my god.
All right.
Let me let me get to some chat room shout outs.
All right because you people are idiots and I'm almost done.
Let's go.
Engineers not here.
We've got gyro pyro deplorable troll Ethan Ralph the Ralph retort one two.
We've got Olaf Kowalowski's PC and tablet account.
Ghostler Andy.
And I've seen you Ghostler Andy.
I've seen you.
You're out there in the CX networks trying to donate over here trying to make me look like an asshole.
We've got Nothing Something, Tim McCrab, Midget Goliath, Orange Game Cinema, Switch the Channel, The Meme Magician, Jihadi Capitalist, Turncoat Tradition, Oliver Carswell.
What's up, Oliver Carswell?
Hyper Metal Sonic, Bonzie Buddy, Big Gamer Big Steve, Budget Gamer Big Steve.
I keep fucking up that shit.
Outsanity Senpai, Tijuana Genius.
We got Keem Scarce, Michael Marks, Club Snow, Steven Stinkyverse, literally hundreds of knives, Gizmo 2046.
We got Maus or Mousers.
Lance Arena, the American Dream.
We've got Colonel Transisco from Steel Brigade.
We've got, I've already said these.
I think I've said Puka Dude already.
He's a piece of shit.
We got Riley Welch Swagger.
We've got M Hall 15.
You're a piece of shit too.
D1 Annan, the Player 920.
Who else we got here for Christ?
Everybody calm down for heaven's sake.
Femeki, Dark Me Magician Girl, Back of the Survivor, that piece of shit.
Mr. BN King in the house.
Guard Devar Waifu.
Flamin' Creations.
FJ.
I think I've already said the FGS 8790.
Bass Loler.
Josh L117.
The Underground Revolution.
Everybody calm your ass down, dude.
Khabib Negrimedamov, whatever the hell his name is.
Anarcho-Canadian, the friendly medic, Laplasagna, Frank Zappa, Albin Klebold 1, WidowZero, you fucking asshole.
Le'Veon Media.
We've got Ghost Was Cuck by a Child.
Shut up, you idiot.
All right, just shut your mouth.
We've got J5, Professor Fennec, Olive Yaksloff.
What's up?
SSP, Apathetic Mystery, Blaze 554, We Don't Care, Dwilly Atkins in the house.
Ezra Kecker619 Kid is a lame troll.
All right.
We've got Nova Neko87, Zine, Ghost the Fucking, you son of a bitch.
Shut up.
We got Sim Fole, Black Hat, Doom Sector, this dumb broad Liz Porter.
She needs to go back in the kitchen.
There's Airsreel Kecker.
Scoot TM.
There's the whore master.
Oh, yes, I am the whore master.
We've got Herbert the Pervert, ex-Ghostion, Alter.
We got Keem Scarce, Anthony J. Resistance Fighter 14, aka Mason, Le'Veon Media.
There's boat.
It's going on a boat.
Who else we have here?
We got the Enix Squared.
Resistance.
I already said that asshole.
Gizmo.
I think I already said Gizmo too.
Al, Bob Tom, back to her.
We today, Crack Tomorrow, you piece of shit.
Who else we got here?
We've got Bond Dayton.
I know that's a piece of trash.
we've got slayer x unknown uh we've got i've already said these Ghostbusters is in the house.
We've got Herbert the Pervert.
We've got Dorito Burrito.
Who the hell else we got?
Estigma 93 ESP.
Incognito.
Incognito.
You know, I'm iffy about you, you piece of trash.
Lizard G. Poodus.
That's a piece of garbage.
And there.
It's Spermi the cat.
Get Spermi's fucking ass out of here.
Jesus Christ.
Rare Bastard in the house.
Stone Mang Sam.
We've got Nick Link.
We got Gavin Heaney.
Dynamo Savage.
I've already said all these.
Garbage Dateline Given Much Sons00:06:41
All right.
Widow First, Mrs. Ghost Next, you asshole.
Jesus Christ.
Thor Preston Essler.
Paul Kersey in the house.
Let me drink some beer.
All right.
Odd Eyes Magician.
Colonel Transisco from Steel Brigade.
You know, what are you going to write another poem about that fruit bowl?
Pinche Phantasma Rosista.
Shut the fuck up.
Dank Dong, shooting six lasers.
Death by Bacon.
Black Frost.
Ghost M. Hussein.
MG.
All right.
I think I pretty much said everybody out here for Christ's sake in the chat room.
All right.
I think everybody has got Black Worm.
I didn't do that.
A-T-A-O.
Spunky Spade.
I never said Spunky Spade.
Yeah, William T. First, Atlanta next, Alamo Sherman.
I don't know what the hell that is.
Ghost Killed a Black Widow.
CX, or excuse me, CSX Railfan 2.
I've already said that.
Dharmapoozel.
Ard Hammond.
I thought you were going to sleep, boy.
I thought you were going to see.
Tora Nobu.
Come Connoisseur.
You're a sick bastard as well.
All right.
Ah, yeah.
Because drinking.
It gets you stinking.
It's so good to you.
KGB revolver.
What's going on?
Who else?
AL.
I don't know who the A-L is.
We got 6MD V6.
All right.
I think that's about it.
What a night, dude.
Six hours and 30 minutes.
And let me tell you, you sons of bitches that are out here that have given me so much garbage about the dateline thing.
I called it because of you.
And let me tell you, you all heard it.
I was trying to give her some kind of inspiration.
You know?
And no, listen, I'm not, I'm not going to.
All right.
And shut up, man.
Listen, man, this is not something to troll about, dude.
I mean, I didn't.
I mean, that's why I hung up, all right?
I hung up for Christ's sake.
You really killed it tonight, dude.
I'm doing me right now because you sons of bitches just don't appreciate me, man.
I've been here for six hours and 32 minutes.
You know?
And it's Cinco de Mayo.
Now, let me take one more hit and then we'll go ahead and do some shit.
Now, what I'm going to do is I'm going to take a break.
I've been on here for six hours and 30 fucking minutes, dude.
And I need to take a break to hook up Radio Graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
And drain the main vein.
And once I come back, we'll go ahead and do what we got to do.
Man, shut up.
All right.
Shut up or I'll end it now.
Shut the hell up or I'll end this son of a bitch now.
Do you understand that?
Don't be sitting over here talking garbage.
I'm tired of you people talking garbage for Christ's sake, man.
Jesus Christ.
Shut up, man.
You adult theater-licking, tainted, tuna, taco-smelling, anal object, aficionado-loving, sweaty, socks-sucking, blue-ball-blowing, turkey-titch-sporting, a bad period-smelling trash.
All right, stop calling me Ted Bundy, and I'm such a bad guy.
Man, Jeez, I already replayed it, dude.
I didn't do anything.
I didn't do nothing, okay?
I didn't do nothing.
All right?
Give me my drink.
Next episode, show us how to manipulate others.
Fucking shit, dude.
I didn't manipulate anybody.
I mean, I don't know why you guys are going.
I don't know why you're going this way, man.
See, now I'm getting a little drunk.
All right.
And maybe I should just end this now before we go into anything else.
All right.
10-hour show, please.
I mean, good God, dude.
I can't be.
I mean, I'm a fucking, you know, I know I'm a fucking machine, but good God, dude.
You know that I partied at Twin Peaks before I came here, dude.
I had 50 goddamn ghost pepper wings.
And let me tell you something.
They're getting down in the lower intestine.
And I sure can feel them, for Christ's sake.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I can clinch my fucking cheeks and, you know, keep it in there for the next couple of hours, but I got to go drain the main vein here in a minute.
All right.
I'm not even joking.
Hey, 50 ghost hot pepper wings, dude.
That's what I do, you know?
I'm a man.
All right.
I feel myself with piss and fury for Christ's sake, man.
You're my smoke Oh, man.
That's what I'm talking about.
Oh, man.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Marijuana in your brain.
It takes more time to ejaculate.
And listen, man, don't harsh my mellow with the damn garbage that happened on the fucking date line.
Go Church Shine Hope Garbage00:03:56
I mean, you all know I hung up.
I wasn't going to, you know, I wasn't going to go and continue on with that crap.
All right.
I mean, I was trying to, you know, help that woman and tell her, hey, you know, it's okay.
And, you know, that I was trying to be like John Lennon.
I was like, you know, you're a star.
That's what you are.
And we all shine on like the moon and the sun and the stars.
And we all shine on on and on and on and on.
I mean, you know, I was doing one of those, you know.
I was doing one of those is what I was doing.
I was doing one of those, dude.
And, you know, she got a little emotional about it, man.
I mean, she was like, man, there's men like this.
And, you know, I mean, do you understand?
I mean, that's how easy it is to get women.
You know, just, you know, it's you incels that don't know how to be like, okay, well, I have to read the situation.
And I should listen to the woman.
And when I listen to the woman, I should literally talk into the subject matters that she's talking about so that she can somewhat relate.
And, you know, I don't know, man.
All right.
I'm just saying, you know, just saying.
And we all shine on.
I'm just saying.
I mean, you know, false hope.
I mean, isn't that what hope is anyway, incognito?
I mean, what is hope?
Hope is that I hope I live a long life.
I hope that this happens.
Hope is bullshit.
It's a fake.
It's a farce.
All right.
So don't give me this hope garbage.
Okay.
I'm just saying.
All right.
I mean, you know who sells hope every day?
Go to a church right now.
They'll sell you a bunch of hope.
All right.
You know, go.
All right.
Never mind.
I don't even know what I'm talking.
Ghostiopath asshole.
All right.
Never mind.
I'm sorry I even spilt that out.
I haven't spilt those beans for heaven's sake, man.
All right.
Oh, I'm not saying that, dude.
You know what?
I have to ban this, dude.
I'm not saying any of that shit.
I got to ban this fucker.
You get him out of here.
Get him out of here.
For Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
Give me my smoke.
I mean, hey, I'm not saying you shouldn't go to church.
Go to church all day, dude.
Go to church.
But just remember, you're buying hope.
You know, I hope, I hope, I hope.
And, you know, most people that base their life on hope, they're there waiting.
You know what I mean?
While us capitalists, we realize that we have to take the initiative.
We earn a living.
We're not given a living.
And that's why, you know, we manifest things into reality.
We make things happen.
You know, it is what it is.
It is what it is, dude.
You can hate me all you want to.
Anyway, look, I'm going to take one more drain of the main vein.
All right.
One more main of the drain.
And we're going to go to Radio Graffiti.
All right.
Now, please.
Oh, and look, I love how you fucking idiots like throw that in my face.
Oh, you hate free speech ghosts.
I mean, why do you think, okay, listen, okay?
Gab Round Funding Worldwide Web00:02:59
Why do you think that, hey, okay, people are getting banned on social media?
Yeah, it's a bad thing.
But let's be honest, I mean, it's the private companies.
I mean, you know, I don't agree with Twitter.
They banned me from there.
But what I don't understand is why the group continues to go there.
This is a worldwide web.
This is the internet, dude.
Anybody can make anything.
I mean, this is the worldwide web.
That's what makes it free.
But the bad part about it is if you go and make your own website, people are so high-minded that they want to continue to go to these Facebooks and the Twitters and all these Silicon Valley oligarchs.
And when the oligarchs have, I mean, big numbers of people.
I mean, you know, there has to be a clear billion people on all the major platforms.
I'm talking all of them, at least a billion on Twitter, Facebook, and all the Silicon Valley oligarchs.
I mean, let's just be honest.
I mean, what, you know, where else are you supposed to go?
All right.
And listen, people are saying, well, what about Gab?
Hey, I mean, I wasn't afraid to try Gab.
I tried Gab.
And, you know, let's be honest, the fucking person, in my opinion, that ran it wasn't necessarily running it in a capacity that would have, you know, been forward in growth and possibility.
You know what it is in the tech world?
The tech world, it's not about making profit.
You know what it is?
It's about getting funding.
That's what it is in these stupid dumb, oh, I got a round of funding.
And I've got a second round of funding.
And that's the game that Gab was playing, in my opinion.
All right.
Not only were they getting funding from venture capitalists, but they put out a bunch of different, in my opinion, questionable financial instruments for their people that are in their community to purchase.
You know, I wasn't really happy with Gab and how they were like, hey, go ahead and buy a piece of Gab and this and that.
And meanwhile, they were getting funding from other venture capitalists in Silicon Valley.
Okay, I didn't like that.
I didn't like how they said that they were going to put out an ICO for some Gab coin and people bought into it and nobody, you know, nobody, nothing happened.
I mean, you understand that?
That's why, you know, I'm no longer on Gab anymore.
Truth be told.
All right.
Truth be told.
That's why they kicked me off.
Okay.
Because I was questioning all this stuff.
I was questioning all this stuff.
Like, wait a minute, what's going on here?
I mean, what's going on?
And listen, I mean, that's the consequence of trying other fucking social media networks.
We have to try other media because if we don't, man, we're going to be subjected to these overlords that everybody's bitching and moaning about.
And these are private companies.
Just like this, you know, this chat room here.
Because people are going to push the limits.
You know, they're going to say, you know, people are posting doxes on here.
People are, you know, doing spam to try to prevent people from using the chat room.
There's a lot of people that got to be kicked the fuck out of here.
And because of this, okay, because of this, as a result, you know, you have to censor.
You know, you have to censor.
This is not regular America where you can go out.
I mean, that's why all these fucking leftists protest all the time.
They protest all the time because they know that it's the freedom of speech.
And that's why you have all these, you know what?
Protest for the left.
It's not even really protest.
You know what it is?
It's nothing more than like a festival for these people.
They don't even consider it a protest.
I mean, that's why I'm telling you, if you all were really concerned about internet censorship, you would be going to other media and other websites or creating your own website.
I mean, fuck fucking social media.
Why don't you create your own website, dude?
Get yourself your own piece of web space and create your own website so nobody can fuck with you, man.
I'm just saying, dude.
So, you know, believe me, hey, I was banned from Twitter.
I mean, I got banned from MySpace for life, believe it or not.
I mean, do you understand?
I mean, I'm pissed about it.
But the thing is, is that they're private companies.
And unfortunately, all the people are there.
And when you have so many people in the numbers of hundreds of millions, if not billions, then what difference does it make if you kick off about a million people that don't oblige by what your vision is for your community?
You understand?
So in my opinion, it's a very tough dilemma that we're finding ourselves in in this social media construct.
You know, because I've been banned off a bunch of stuff.
Okay, but you have to understand that these damn entities are private entities.
And hey, when they've got the numbers, who cares if they ban this and ban that?
I mean, let's be honest.
China has like over a billion people.
Listen to me.
Just listen to me for once.
China has over a billion people.
The Muslims, if you count them all in a worldwide population, it's like over a billion three, a billion three.
So you put those two together.
You've got China over a billion.
You've got the Muslims a billion three.
And both of these entities are censorship, totalitarian, etc.
And listen, these entities that are Silicon Valley oligarchs are dealing in a worldwide market.
The population of America is probably a little over 350 million.
Who do you think is going to dictate the kinds of censorship that you are now seeing on Twitter, that you're now seeing on Facebook and elsewhere?
Do you understand?
Our little country in America is literally not in even the goddamn competition with all the other goddamn countries.
That's why you've got all these companies like Google and Twitter and all these people.
They're catering to a worldwide market.
Do you understand?
And that's the unfortunate part about it.
Okay?
And if you folks want something free, then we have to go to independent websites, independent social media that are American based so that we can be able to not only express ourselves freely, but not be subjected to the type of totalitarianism and the censorship that you're seeing from the corporations.
But you have to understand where the corporations are coming from.
I mean, these oligarchs in Silicon Valley, They have billions of people at their fucking control.
And like I said, you just take those demographics.
I'm just telling you too.
You compare that to the rest of the world.
We only, the world only has 7.8 billion people in county.
So if you take the Muslims, which are 1.3, 1.4 billion, you take the Chinese, which are a billion.
And hey, let's take the Indians.
From India, the Indians are a billion people also.
That's 3 billion people.
And all those 3 billion demographics that I just mentioned are not afraid of allowing government and totalitarian authorities take away their rights.
And then you wonder why we have Facebook and Twitter and all these people doing the censorship.
You people need to fucking wake up, dude.
This is far beyond, you know, oh, you know, this should be a public entity.
This is never, the fucking the internet and the Silicon Valley oligarchs are never going to fall under the constrictions of government regulation.
And even if they did, they just fucking, they would just have to move somewhere else.
They will move somewhere else.
That's the game, pal.
It's you folks.
It's the folks that go and use these goddamn Silicon Valley oligarchs and refuse to use an alternative or find an alternative or create an alternative is the reason why we're subjected to this shit.
All right, so don't sit here and be like, oh, it's not fair.
It's not fair.
You people that appreciate the freedom of speech, the freedom of speech only applies to this country, America, where there's only a little over 350 million people.
The freedom of speech, American and not Americans, I want you to understand me and listen.
The freedom of speech does not extend outward anywhere else.
And just take a look at the EU.
I guarantee you, if anybody that lives in the EU starts talking against the goddamn immigration situation or against the EU, you will have authorities come and pick you up.
Unlike the Muslim countries where they are literally looking after every one of their citizens, what they do, what they say, what they think.
Unlike the Chinese also, which not only censor the internet, but they go as far as trying to eliminate words and images from their internet, completely just censoring off all kinds of shit.
So I'm just asking you all, you need to believe that, yeah, okay, great.
It's censorship on the internet.
That's why these corporations don't give a shit.
Because they're too big, dude.
You know what I mean?
I mean, we're just 350 million people in a fucking country, and we are the last country.
We are the last country that have freedom of speech.
And it's time for you people in America to start appreciating it.
And if you don't appreciate it, you're going to lose it.
All right?
You're going to lose it.
Anyway, look, I've got to take a, I got to drain the main vein.
I've got to.
Wait a minute.
Tweely Broken Radio Graffiti Come00:12:06
It's already going to be seven hours, dude.
Maybe I should just fucking end this show now, dude.
All right.
I'm just going to end this.
Look, let me drain the main vein and we'll see what happens.
All right.
I'm just telling you, you people can sit there and say Z, Z, Z all you want.
At some point in time, if you don't appreciate your freedom of speech, this goddamn internet is not going to be regulated in the sense of censorship like what they're doing on Facebook and Twitter.
They're going to force you, like they're forcing the EU now, to start the preliminary process to have an ID, an ID so you can go on the internet.
All right?
An ID.
I mean, you people need to fucking wake up.
You're idiots.
And that's why I've been trying to tell you for the past 11 years.
You can go back in all my archive shows, but it just doesn't get through that fucking stupid thick skull.
You know what I mean?
It just, it is what it is.
Oh, yeah.
And free Julian Assange, by the way.
Anyway, look, I got to drain the main vein.
When I come back, we'll go ahead and do Radio Graffiti.
All right.
We'll go ahead and do Radio Graffiti when I come back.
I got to drain the main vein.
Don't go anywhere.
And by the way, I mean, I know, this is seven hours, dude.
This is seven hours.
And let me tell you something, man.
I'm a machine.
You people need to understand that for Christ's sake.
I'm a fucking machine, dude.
machine!
Who else can do this crap, man?
Fucking high energy.
High energy all the fucking time, baby.
I'm a machine.
And not to mention, I'm my own engineer tonight, for Christ's sake.
You know that?
I'm my own engineer.
The engineer didn't come by tonight, so it's a one-man show over here.
All right, so I'm going to be right back.
And by the way, this is the intro music of the show.
It is royalty-free.
It is by the same guy that produces the ghost show music.
It's called Royalty-Free Death Metal Track.
It's badass.
And you know I like metal.
All right.
You know I like metal.
I'm a machine.
Look at this.
Almost seven hours, baby, huh?
Who does this, baby?
Who fucking does this with this kind of high energy?
Huh?
Huh?
I'm not even fucking joking, man, with this kind of content all fucking night.
All night long.
All night.
All night.
All night long.
All right, I'll be right back.
I got to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage, which I'm sure many of you fantasize about because I know that some of you are like, you know, playing for the pink team and all that other garbage.
All right, let's go ahead.
I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere when I come back.
Radio graffiti.
When I come back, radio graffiti.
I come back, Radio Graffiti!
Get this shit out of here.
Get this garbage out of here.
All right, now look.
I'm going to do radio graffiti, okay?
I'm not in the best moods to do it.
I'm going to be honest with you.
And, you know, I don't even know what kind of radio graffiti we're going to have.
You know, every time I do radio graffiti, it's always a bunch of fruit bowls.
But before I do it, I need some more beer.
All right.
And when I do that, let's just go ahead and get your radio graffiti.
Hold on.
How many beers have I had?
For Christ's sake.
You know what?
Seven hours with you, pricks.
Jesus Christ, seven hours with you, pricks.
I'm just terrible.
I don't know what the fuck.
I don't even know what I'm getting.
I don't even know what I'm doing for Christ's sake.
All right.
I guess it's about that time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
My input is invalid.
My input's invalid.
Why is my input invalid?
Hold on.
What is this?
What the hell?
My input is invalid.
What the fuck is this?
I'm trying to get to Radio Graffiti over here, you son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
I think we're all right.
I think I might have pushed something wrong.
I'm drunk, dude.
I'm sorry.
You know what I mean?
I'm drunk, dude.
Anyway, all you got to do to be a part of Radio Graffiti, all right, all you got to do is go to, you know, call up 515-604-9052.
And once the automated, you know, operator bitch starts talking, all you got to do is just push in 844-286 and then the pounds or the hashtag, whatever sign.
And then once you do, you will be in queue.
You will be in queue to be a part of Radio Graffiti.
And when I call on your area code, you got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this son of a bitch radio graffiti.
All right, we are now at seven hours, and let's go ahead and get to radio graffiti right now.
And by the way, I'm a fucking machine.
Just call me machine.
All right.
All right, let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti here.
We only got a few people because everybody's asleep.
We parted these sons of bitches up.
All right, how about uh how about turncoat radio graffiti?
Twee, dying tweely, dead tweely, underfed tweely, beaten tweely, molested tweely, lost tweely, crying tweely, homeless tweely.
All right, Jesus Christ, you trolls are sick, you know that you know what, and you calling me like Ted Bundy for Christ's sake.
Give me a fucking break.
Uh, as a matter of fact, this is in support of Tweely, Radio Graffiti, sick tweely, dying tweely, dead tweely, underfed tweely, beaten tweely, molested, tweely, lost tweely.
Jesus, Jesus Christ, are you kidding me?
Are you are you really, are you joking for Christ's sake, man?
Good God, how about uh 336 radio graffiti?
I'm this an Alabama engine and I want to be green.
The hell with niggers, I'm not kidding around.
The only goddamn good nigger is a goddamn dick nigger.
I'm this an Alabama engine and I want to be free.
The hell with niggers, I'm not kidding around.
Do you understand that, you piece of crap?
We hate niggers.
Get this shit out of here.
Get out of here!
You see how they splice my voice?
You see how they splice at these fucking trolls?
They fucking splice it.
I never said that.
I never said that, son of a bitch.
You see how they splice my voice, man?
Huh?
You see how they splice my voice?
I don't do that, dude.
You know what I mean?
So whenever you hear anything questionable that's supposedly me, unless it's live, don't believe it.
All right.
Don't believe any of these people.
All right.
They're all a bunch of audio splicing haters.
That's what they are.
A bunch of audio splicing haters.
Jesus Christ.
Hold on.
What is this?
Ghost kills women, radio graffiti.
Broken arm, Tweely.
Broken leg, Tweely.
Broken head, Tweely.
Sick Tweely.
Dying Tweely.
Dead Tweely.
Underfed Tweely.
You guys got a lot of fucking problems.
You know that?
All right.
I'm not joking.
You guys got a lot of fucking problems, dude.
You know, this is disgusting.
I mean, you got to calm your asses down with this garbage.
All right, look, Tweely, I mean, you know, I just, it's funny how you sick, dumb trolls can just turn on somebody like that.
Jesus Christ.
How about oh my god, we don't even have that many people.
How about 435 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, how's it going, ghost?
Who the hell is this?
Hey, it's whoever you want me to be, baby.
Well, you know, you sound too fruity to be on here, so get the hell out of here for Christ's sake, all right?
You sound like a fruit bowl.
You sound like you just popped out of the anal passage of, I don't know, some aborted douchebag from, you know, drag queens or whatever that RuPaul Drag Queens, or whatever the hell it is.
Jesus Christ, who the hell else do we have here?
How about what the hell is this?
512 radio graffiti.
Homeless Tweeelie.
Get his run tweely.
Broken arm Tweely.
Broken leg Tweely.
Broken head Tweeelie.
Shit, Tweely.
Dying Tweely.
I mean, leave Tweely Atkins alone, you sick bastards, for Christ's sake.
How about, man, we got a lot.
Now all of a sudden, people are calling.
All right.
Who the hell is this?
210, Radio Graffiti.
Wow, ghost.
All I have to say about your last call on Dave Mine is, wow.
You know, you've talked about how you hated single mothers and their children and how women should get back in the kitchen.
Well, I think it's time Thomas did come back to fight you, bitch, because all that talk, the truth, talk about them, I know you did that today, and you killed her as a result of it.
Congratulations, Ghostbuster.
Yeah, shut up, asshole.
All right, shut the hell up.
All right, I didn't do a goddamn thing.
Pause Neck Hole Go Racist00:02:09
You're just some stupid idiot.
It sounds like your mommy's in the background cleaning your goddamn chicken tende's bowls.
And, you know, all right, karma's this.
Shut up, all right, asshole.
Just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth before I give you a digital slap.
I didn't do nothing, and everybody knows it.
I didn't do nothing.
Son of a bitch.
You know, your autism was showing there.
Who else do we got here?
How about 570 radio graffiti?
I have no pause in my neck hole.
There you go.
You're a white male.
Are you kidding me?
I got some shekels in my pocket, and I don't know if Sloane knows it.
So before I get in on it, that accounts get frozen, I'm going to disclose it.
I go line by line, nickels and dimes, keeping receipts for consumeristic shit that I buy.
Across the ocean, we motion the Sunni Muslims exploding.
I pay a fortune to fight them, and Jews make sure to keep going.
Shekels, if Israel keeps blowing while the clean break has a feeling.
All right.
You know what?
They get this garbage.
This is goddamn racist garbage, man.
Come on, dude.
You know, come on.
You know, Israel is America's best fucking ally right now.
And you people are sitting over here doing this.
You understand, you know, Israel is our closest ally.
You people are sick.
You know what I mean?
You people are goddamn sick.
336 radio graffiti.
Real funny.
You said the N-word.
You know, that's one thing about you, millennials and you Gen Zers.
You're a bunch of edgelords.
I guarantee you sons of bitches wouldn't be running your Gator in real life around a bunch of Chads talking all this nonsense.
I mean, I actually go on the black streams on Twitch and on YouTube and pay $5 just to say the word nigger.
Remember when we used to be able to say nigger and it really didn't matter?
So I said nigger.
Win Shit Ghost Wants Splices00:14:53
SHIT THAT'S A GOD DAMN SPLICE!
THAT'S A GOD DAMN- UGH!
THAT'S A SPLICE YOU SON OF A BITCH!
That's a splice!
Jesus Christ, you know, I'm tired of you people that are sitting over here splicing my voice and making me say those racist shit.
That racist stuff.
I ever said that!
You could tell that was goddamn splice, folks.
Don't believe these goddamn trolls.
I'm telling you.
Huh?
Let me tell you, you keep doing this, you sons of bitches.
I'm going to fucking take Radio Graffiti off.
All right?
Because I don't appreciate you people spreading lies about me, saying and splicing that I said something when I didn't say it.
I didn't say it.
I never said it.
It's you assholes that just, I'm going to splice ghost.
I'm going to splice him and make him say something racist.
Stupid assholes.
You guys are assholes for Christ's sake, man.
And who else do we got here?
We got, wait a minute, who the hell is this?
The outer circle, Radio Graffiti.
Well, you know, the outer circle, we can't click you because you're being a fruit.
Oh, there you go.
There you go.
Broken head tweely.
Sick tweely.
Dying Tweely.
Dead Tweely.
Underfed Tweely.
Beaten Tweely.
Most head tweely.
All right.
All right.
Yeah, I mean, can you believe that somebody waited that long to do this?
And I'm the bad guy, you mean?
I mean, leave Twee alone.
Jesus Christ.
Hold on.
What is this?
Ghost wants this to happen, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost wants this to happen.
What do I want to happen, you Fruit Bowl?
All right.
We got a Hell and Keller deaf mute.
That's real.
That's, you know, that's great.
That's just great.
Who the hell is this?
Ghost is Patrick Starr, Radio Graffiti.
Seriously, Samsung, Randy, I'm graffiti.
I was like, dude.
You know what?
Seriously, Samsung.
I mean, that sucked a cock with it, man.
For Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
I mean, who else do we have here for heaven's sake?
Oh, oh, oh, Ghost Wants This to Happen.
Just came back.
Let's see if this Fruit Bowl has got his shit straight.
Ghost wants this to happen, Radio Graffiti.
Brokenhead, Tweely, sick Tweely, dying Tweely.
Dead Tweely.
Underfed Tweely.
Beaten Tweely.
Your autism is showing, dude.
All right.
Seriously, your autism is showing.
All right.
We got 661 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghosts.
Just calling to say, my God, the trolls today suck.
Good show.
And you didn't do anything wrong, man.
Sometimes you can say all the right things, and someone will just react in a way not expected.
So you keep on doing what you're doing.
Have a good night, man.
Hey, man.
Thank you very much.
And I'm glad that somebody sees it this way, all right?
Because it's you, trolls, that are out here, you know, making all these accusations about me when all I was doing was trying to make a damn woman feel better.
All right.
Now I'm some bad guy.
Now I'm a killer, for Christ's sake, all right?
Jesus Christ.
How about 989 Radio Graffiti?
What?
All right.
You know what?
You sound like an anime, you know, that was just blown out of a fucking animator's ass crack.
Take the goddamn Eskerman out of your mouth.
And, you know, screw your Obama phones.
I'm just sick.
All right.
I'm so sick.
Who the hell else do we got here for heaven's sake?
We got how about 636 radio graffiti?
Hey, Ted Bundy.
Thanks for the Saturday Night Suicide Show.
I'm not Ted Bundy.
I mean, why don't you say something else besides that?
Why do you think it's a suicide show?
Did he fucking?
I mean, why are you going to hang up, dude?
I mean, you think that you're going to spit a one-liner and like, yay, killed it.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my God.
I mean, personality.
You need personality.
You don't have personality.
Oh, my God.
How about hold on?
Ghost's old girlfriend, Radio Graffiti.
Tweely.
Dying Tweely.
Dead Tweely.
Underfed Tweely.
Beaten Tweely.
Most head tweezy.
Jesus guy.
Can you leave Twilly Atkins alone, you sorry sack of crap?
All right.
Can you leave it alone?
Jesus Christ, man.
The Boomer Circle Radio Graffiti?
Broken leg Tweey.
Broken head Tweely.
Sick Tweey.
Shut the fuck up.
All right.
Obviously, this is what this is going to be, for heaven's sake.
979, Radio Graffiti.
Literally hundreds of niggers.
You want to say anything else other than that?
I mean, did you see this?
Ah, Jesus.
No personality.
No personality.
What is this?
A message from the trolls, Radio Graffiti.
Dead Tweely, underfed Tweely, beaten Tweely.
Most head tweely.
All right, we get it.
All right, we get it for Christ's sake.
How about Jesus?
How about 619, Radio Graffiti?
So here it goes on Monday.
My mom's going to be hanging out with her guy friends at the warehouse.
And I was wondering if you wanted to go to the skate park.
Like, hopefully no one follows me, though.
And, you know, you can show us some cool tricks you can do with your wheelchair.
Look, you little prick.
I want to know why you stay up this late.
And do you have school?
Do you really have parents?
What's your problem?
I called a strip club in the 619 area and it sounded like you.
Are you a midget?
Huh?
No, I'm a pimp, dude.
I run like the strip clubs in my town, you know.
I'm not joking.
It sounded like you.
Was that you?
I mean, what is this?
No, I run midget strip clubs, dude.
Midget strip club?
Are you a midget?
You sound like a midget.
You sound like that little kid rock midget.
You remember the kid rock midget?
You sound like an 80-year-old.
Well, it doesn't matter what I sound like.
I still sound like a man.
All right, you sound like you just popped out of the anal passage.
Pussy, you got no balls.
Oh, I couldn't even get a girl on a dateline.
What are you talking about, kid?
All the girls were falling for me every day.
Are you kidding me?
None of them were falling for you, ghost.
Yeah, right.
A cuck!
You're a fucking cuck, you little bastard.
You're calling me a cuck.
You're a cuck, ghost.
You're a cuck.
Shut up, cuck.
All right, get this fucking fruity ass kid.
You know what?
You're a fruity little bastard.
I want you to know that.
You do know that, right, you little brat?
Take on your gay belt?
My gay belt?
Yeah, your gay belt.
You fruity little bastard.
I'm telling you, if I knew who your parents were, I'd beat their asses.
Do you understand that?
I would beat their asses.
Why do you want to touch your asses?
That's weird.
All right, get this fucking kid out.
Get this fucking get this fucking kid out of here.
Christ's sake, God!
Damn it!
For Christ's sake!
All right, you know what?
I've done seven hours and almost 15 minutes.
I'm done with all of you people.
I am so done with you fucking people.
I've done seven hours.
You should be all kissing my ass.
You should be kissing my ass.
Get that retro.
Goodbye, for Christ's sake.
You all should be kissing my fucking ass.
Take the radio graffiti goddamn graphic off for Christ's sake, man.
I didn't even want to come today, okay?
I missed the UFC and the Canelo fight because I thought I was obligated to do a fucking Saturday Night Troll show.
I'm done, dude.
Seven hours and 50.
What?
Apple Beecher.
I'm a kid.
Stupid boomer cuck.
I used my mommy's credit card.
You fucking pieces of shit, man.
Seven hours I gave you, man.
Seven hours of my life and my fucking sweat, my heart.
For Christ's sake, I can't believe you.
And you all shut up.
Don't tell me who won in the UFC and the Canelo fight, you sacks of crap.
Don't tell me who won.
Jesus Christ, you're making me belch, dude.
You're making me goddamn belch.
All right, and shut up.
The trolls don't win a fucking thing.
You know that?
You people have been a pimple on my ass tonight, for Christ's sake.
I call a goddamn dateline, and I'm out here doing the dateline thing.
And now I'm some kind of a fucking asshole that's worse than Ted Bundy.
All right, that's Patrick Ghost Bateman and all this other shit.
The Cinco De Widow and all this other garbage, man.
I can't believe you people.
I can't believe you people can do this to me.
And I can't believe you people don't have a goddamn soul, man.
Give me my drink.
In the field of local live hallmen.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
This RG was a disaster.
On the bright side, at least that woman is with her husband now.
Oh, you sick bitch.
I knew you were a sick, dirty bitch, you digital dish rag.
Fucking field of local live!
Don't tell me who won!
Don't tell me you!
Shut up, man!
I told you all to shut the fuck up!
Don't tell me who won!
Don't tell me!
Fucking asshole, man!
You should be lucky!
I'm here!
You should be lucky I'm here!
And now the sports news.
The sports news.
What the hell are you talking about?
And now the sports news.
What the hell is this?
What the hell did you just tell me to do?
What is this garbage?
Oh, my God.
No!
No!
Should we go to the scorecards?
Oh my God, you son of a bitch.
BBC and IBF champion Dave Moretti and Steve Weissel both have a 115.
113.
Glenn Felden's.
went to a decision to 112 all three scores go to the winner by unanimous decision oh no Yeah, you know what?
Right when fucking goddamn Michael Bumford says, Cabe se came Eros.
I wanted to watch the fucking fight tonight, dude.
You know, you guys have ruined my night.
You've made me feel like trash.
You're claiming that I'm some kind of a fucking killer.
You know, you know, I think I might take a break, dude.
All right, I mean, I might take a break from you people, man.
You people have ruined everything.
Fucking Elliot Ghost for two bucks.
And shut up.
You don't win shit.
You trolls don't win shit.
I've been here for seven hours.
I'm a machine, man.
I'm a machine.
I'm a goddamn machine, you son of a bitch.
Do you have any goddamn appreciation whatsoever?
Do you sons of bitches?
Man, you know what?
I'm fucking, you don't win shit.
You don't win shit.
You don't win shit.
I've been here for seven hours.
You've got that?
Do you understand the energy that takes?
Do you understand what kind of a machine you gotta be to do what I'm doing?
The troll show is getting disliked, bomb.
I'm done with you fucking get the shit out of here.
I'm tired of you trolls, man.
You know what?
You'll be lucky if I'm here Monday, and you'll be goddamn lucky if I'm here next Saturday for another fucking Saturday night troll show.
You sorry sex of troll terrorist internet disgusting filthy fucking bottom-of-the-barrel people trash.
All right, I'm out of here.
Shut up.
And you people in the chat room, shut your stupid steak at seven smelling holes.
Don't you be flapping your fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard.